1 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:09,776 OK. Wind her up, boys! 2 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:12,612 It's Monte Carlo or bust. 3 00:01:12,780 --> 00:01:14,030 - Struts. - Check. 4 00:01:14,198 --> 00:01:15,156 - Flaps. - Check. 5 00:01:15,324 --> 00:01:17,033 - Diamonds and gold. - Check. 6 00:01:18,035 --> 00:01:21,120 We'll be back from our gambling spree in a couple weeks. 7 00:01:21,288 --> 00:01:23,206 - Bye! - Or whenever the gold runs out. 8 00:01:23,374 --> 00:01:24,332 - Buh-bye! - Good-bye. 9 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:26,167 All right! We'll be waiting for you! 10 00:01:26,710 --> 00:01:29,337 Just kidding! We're never coming back! 11 00:01:29,505 --> 00:01:30,797 Sorry! What was that? 12 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:32,799 Initiate warp drive. 13 00:01:36,637 --> 00:01:39,472 Did they just say they were never coming back? 14 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,225 Guys? 15 00:01:45,813 --> 00:01:46,646 Marty? 16 00:01:46,814 --> 00:01:48,439 Oh, goody, you're here! 17 00:01:48,607 --> 00:01:50,733 Why don't you just chew on this? 18 00:01:50,901 --> 00:01:52,485 I'm hungry. 19 00:01:57,533 --> 00:01:59,325 I'm just messing with you. 20 00:01:59,493 --> 00:02:02,495 I lost all feeling in this thing years ago. 21 00:02:03,831 --> 00:02:06,499 Melman? Why do you look like that? 22 00:02:07,334 --> 00:02:08,626 Look who's talking. 23 00:02:08,794 --> 00:02:11,796 Gloria? Why are you guys so... elderly? 24 00:02:11,964 --> 00:02:14,716 Now, when was the last time you looked in the mirror? 25 00:02:14,883 --> 00:02:15,925 What? 26 00:02:16,885 --> 00:02:17,719 No! 27 00:02:17,886 --> 00:02:20,096 Wake up! Wake up, Ally-Al! 28 00:02:20,164 --> 00:02:21,689 - Wake up! - Marty! 29 00:02:21,816 --> 00:02:22,990 Marty, it was horrible. 30 00:02:23,058 --> 00:02:24,600 That same nightmare again, huh? 31 00:02:24,768 --> 00:02:27,854 We were stuck here in Africa, and we were all super-old and wrinkly... 32 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:30,481 Well, I aged well, but the rest of you looked terrible! 33 00:02:30,649 --> 00:02:33,651 Relax, Alex. 'Cause I got a surprise for you! 34 00:02:33,819 --> 00:02:36,279 Is it the penguins? Have they come to take us home? 35 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:39,240 Nope. But it's the next best thing. 36 00:02:39,616 --> 00:02:41,034 Another day bites the dust. 37 00:02:41,201 --> 00:02:42,201 Come on, now! 38 00:02:42,369 --> 00:02:43,953 Watch it. Watch yourself. Small divots! 39 00:02:44,121 --> 00:02:47,790 Sorry, little incline there. Back up this hill. 40 00:02:48,208 --> 00:02:52,545 A low-hanging branch, then just over this bluff and voilà! 41 00:02:56,508 --> 00:02:57,967 Happy birthday, pal! 42 00:02:59,970 --> 00:03:01,012 Whoa. 43 00:03:05,059 --> 00:03:07,560 Wow! New York City. 44 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:09,729 Surprise! 45 00:03:10,397 --> 00:03:13,191 Gloria! You're the Statue of Liberty! 46 00:03:13,358 --> 00:03:15,318 Bring me your huddled masses, baby! 47 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:17,862 And, Melman, you're the Brooklyn Bridge! 48 00:03:18,030 --> 00:03:19,655 Actually, I'm the Triboro Bridge. 49 00:03:19,823 --> 00:03:22,575 Wow! You guys made this? 50 00:03:22,743 --> 00:03:26,621 Yeah. From memory! From crazy, obsessive memory. 51 00:03:27,998 --> 00:03:31,125 Hey! Fifth Avenue... with no traffic! 52 00:03:31,293 --> 00:03:35,296 There's Times Square, with its modern-day corporate lack of character. 53 00:03:35,923 --> 00:03:38,174 Nine Duane Reades on the same street! 54 00:03:40,761 --> 00:03:42,595 And the zoo. 55 00:03:42,763 --> 00:03:44,764 Wow, our home. 56 00:03:44,932 --> 00:03:46,516 Look! There's a little me. 57 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:49,268 And little all of us-es! 58 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:57,110 Alex! Alex! Alex! 59 00:04:13,710 --> 00:04:15,378 Oh, no! 60 00:04:26,098 --> 00:04:30,017 You guys. You've both made and ruined my day. 61 00:04:30,894 --> 00:04:32,186 Make a wish, sweetheart. 62 00:04:36,650 --> 00:04:38,234 Your wish has come true! 63 00:04:38,402 --> 00:04:39,986 Oh, yay! 64 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,655 My tummy is speaking to me! 65 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,323 Oh, gross! 66 00:04:44,491 --> 00:04:47,285 I wouldn't eat that side of the cake if I were you. 67 00:04:48,328 --> 00:04:50,204 Alex, what was your wish? 68 00:04:50,372 --> 00:04:53,124 I wished we could go home. I mean, don't get me wrong. 69 00:04:53,292 --> 00:04:55,835 I love this. But it's not the real thing. 70 00:04:56,003 --> 00:04:58,588 That's because it's a mud model, Alex. 71 00:04:58,755 --> 00:05:01,340 It's not actually New York. I hope that was clear. 72 00:05:01,508 --> 00:05:02,758 What are we doing? 73 00:05:02,926 --> 00:05:05,761 Here we are relying on the penguins to come back for us. 74 00:05:05,929 --> 00:05:09,432 But... we should just go to Monte Carlo and get them. 75 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:14,312 How do a lion, a zebra, a giraffe and a hippo walk into a casino in Monte Carlo? 76 00:05:14,479 --> 00:05:16,564 I don't know. Ask the rabbi! 77 00:05:16,632 --> 00:05:17,915 - Hey, I'm serious. - Come on! 78 00:05:17,983 --> 00:05:20,651 We can do it! We can do anything! It's us! 79 00:05:20,819 --> 00:05:21,652 We're us! 80 00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:24,155 Yeah, that's right. We've gone halfway around the world! 81 00:05:24,323 --> 00:05:28,159 Compared with that, Monte Carlo's just a hop, skip and a swim away! 82 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:29,160 Yeah. 83 00:05:29,328 --> 00:05:30,286 To home. 84 00:05:30,454 --> 00:05:31,495 - Home! - Home. 85 00:05:31,663 --> 00:05:33,331 - Home. - Cheeseburger. 86 00:05:33,498 --> 00:05:36,459 Tell you what, bet those penguins will be glad to see us. 87 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:39,378 Yeah, they're probably bored out of their minds! 88 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:56,395 You pillow fight like a bunch of little girls! 89 00:05:57,731 --> 00:06:02,401 Chimichanga! These pillows are filled with baby birds! 90 00:06:31,098 --> 00:06:31,931 What? 91 00:06:32,099 --> 00:06:33,808 There it is. The casino! 92 00:06:36,228 --> 00:06:37,395 What? 93 00:06:37,646 --> 00:06:40,189 I said, "Perfect. That's where we'll find the penguins." 94 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:43,401 What? 95 00:06:45,779 --> 00:06:46,821 Come on, guys. 96 00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:49,365 Operation Penguin Extraction does not include levity. 97 00:06:49,533 --> 00:06:51,492 We can't draw attention to ourselves. 98 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:53,911 We're invisible! 99 00:06:54,079 --> 00:06:56,539 I'm talking really, really quiet. 100 00:07:10,846 --> 00:07:13,865 OK. Phase One: We break into the casino, grab the penguins, 101 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:15,866 and get them to take us back to New York 102 00:07:15,934 --> 00:07:17,393 in the Monkey-Powered Super Plane! 103 00:07:17,561 --> 00:07:18,394 Check. 104 00:07:18,562 --> 00:07:21,605 Phase Two: We chew out the penguins for abandoning us in Africa. 105 00:07:21,773 --> 00:07:22,773 Check. 106 00:07:22,941 --> 00:07:25,484 Phase Three: We apologise to the penguins 107 00:07:25,652 --> 00:07:29,989 for overly harsh chewing outing, but we've gotten our point across. 108 00:07:30,157 --> 00:07:33,034 Phase Four: Back to New York City. 109 00:07:33,201 --> 00:07:34,076 - Yes! - I like it! 110 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:37,897 All right, we take these ventilation ducts 111 00:07:37,965 --> 00:07:40,641 to the crawlspace above the casino where we find the penguins. 112 00:07:40,709 --> 00:07:44,545 I just need to figure out which duct each of us should take. 113 00:08:14,034 --> 00:08:15,326 Oh, no! 114 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:18,496 Take cover! 115 00:08:19,539 --> 00:08:20,998 - Hi, honey. - OK! 116 00:08:22,167 --> 00:08:25,002 OK, OK. I got you. I got you, honey. 117 00:08:31,885 --> 00:08:34,845 Now, they're not gonna let animals on to the casino floor, 118 00:08:35,013 --> 00:08:37,681 so expect some kind of disguise. 119 00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:42,436 Look at that! That is one ugly, mug-ugly lady! 120 00:08:43,021 --> 00:08:44,730 That is roach-killing ugly! 121 00:08:44,898 --> 00:08:47,024 That's not a lady. That's the King of Versailles. 122 00:08:47,192 --> 00:08:48,984 And that's not the King of Versailles. 123 00:08:49,152 --> 00:08:51,404 That's the chimps. And the chimps are like smoke. 124 00:08:51,571 --> 00:08:54,999 And where there's smoke, there's fire. And by fire, I mean the penguins! 125 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:56,383 King of Versailles wins again. 126 00:08:56,451 --> 00:08:58,035 I say we let it ride. 127 00:08:59,955 --> 00:09:03,541 Then we'll pick up the hippies and fly back to New York in style. 128 00:09:03,708 --> 00:09:04,917 Can we buy an Airbus A-380? 129 00:09:05,085 --> 00:09:06,836 Solid gold, baby! 130 00:09:07,003 --> 00:09:09,255 Sir! A solid gold plane wouldn't be able to fly. 131 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:12,383 Kowalski, we'll be rich! The rules of physics don't apply to us. 132 00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:13,426 Let it ride! 133 00:09:13,593 --> 00:09:14,635 Right-o! 134 00:09:16,805 --> 00:09:21,350 OK. In exactly two minutes and 17 seconds, the lemurs will cut the power. 135 00:09:21,518 --> 00:09:22,518 - Now? - No. 136 00:09:22,686 --> 00:09:23,561 - OK? - No. 137 00:09:23,728 --> 00:09:24,562 - Now? - No. 138 00:09:24,729 --> 00:09:28,023 I drop down, grab the penguins. You crank me up, and we are out of here. 139 00:09:28,191 --> 00:09:30,568 Let me drop down! I'll grab the penguins! 140 00:09:30,635 --> 00:09:32,002 You don't have fingers, Marty. 141 00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:33,496 - Now? Do it? - No. No! 142 00:09:33,510 --> 00:09:35,343 These are things a leader has to think of. 143 00:09:35,365 --> 00:09:37,450 Why should you be the leader? Why not me? 144 00:09:37,617 --> 00:09:39,118 'Cause I'm the phase tracker! 145 00:09:39,286 --> 00:09:41,745 The king is letting it ride. 146 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:44,665 - How did I get phased out? - You're part of a phase. 147 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,980 A phase isn't something you own, it's something you're in. 148 00:09:46,990 --> 00:09:48,023 That's it. 149 00:09:49,112 --> 00:09:51,130 Who voted you Grand Phase Master anyway? 150 00:09:51,198 --> 00:09:53,073 Me! I voted me! 'Cause I'm the leader! 151 00:09:53,141 --> 00:09:54,858 - Black! - That's it, baby! 152 00:09:54,926 --> 00:09:55,759 - Now? - No! 153 00:09:55,927 --> 00:09:58,104 The King of Versailles wins it all! 154 00:09:58,472 --> 00:10:00,531 - Maybe I should be in charge. - Melman! 155 00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:01,849 I am a doctor. 156 00:10:02,017 --> 00:10:02,892 - Now! - No. 157 00:10:02,959 --> 00:10:04,159 Why can't we all be leaders? 158 00:10:04,227 --> 00:10:06,395 Enough! I'm gonna lead. 159 00:10:23,788 --> 00:10:25,206 What's new, pussycat? 160 00:10:25,373 --> 00:10:26,540 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 161 00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:28,292 Marty, what phase are we at? 162 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:30,461 Phase Three: Apologise! 163 00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:32,630 Right. Oh, man, we are so sorry. 164 00:10:32,797 --> 00:10:35,341 Apology accepted. Let's roll! 165 00:10:36,301 --> 00:10:38,511 Marty! We skipped Phase Two! We didn't chew them out! 166 00:10:38,678 --> 00:10:41,013 Don't look at me. I'm just following the leader! 167 00:10:42,182 --> 00:10:44,642 - Now! - I'm a bit busy right now. 168 00:10:44,809 --> 00:10:46,268 Just pull the switch! 169 00:10:47,437 --> 00:10:48,562 OK, fine. 170 00:10:54,903 --> 00:10:56,820 What the heck is going on with the lights? 171 00:11:01,993 --> 00:11:03,661 What are you doing? 172 00:11:03,828 --> 00:11:05,162 Come on! 173 00:11:10,377 --> 00:11:11,585 Initiate lockdown! 174 00:11:11,753 --> 00:11:15,047 And get me Captain Dubois from Animal Control! 175 00:11:21,846 --> 00:11:23,180 Speak. 176 00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:26,016 Oui. 177 00:11:26,184 --> 00:11:27,518 A zebra? 178 00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:29,103 A hippo? 179 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:30,354 A giraffe? 180 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:32,356 A lion? 181 00:11:33,024 --> 00:11:36,193 When I was seven, I strangled my first parrot, 182 00:11:36,361 --> 00:11:39,989 flushed my first goldfish, punched my first snake. 183 00:11:40,156 --> 00:11:44,994 Now I have finally reached the moment I have been preparing for my entire life. 184 00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:47,496 The pinnacle of my career: 185 00:11:47,664 --> 00:11:50,791 to hunt the king of the beasts! 186 00:12:04,889 --> 00:12:06,724 - Oh, no. - Lockdown, eh? 187 00:12:06,891 --> 00:12:07,725 What do we do? 188 00:12:07,892 --> 00:12:11,478 All right, everybody, stand back. I got this one. 189 00:12:16,151 --> 00:12:17,276 Never mind. 190 00:12:17,444 --> 00:12:20,362 Well, you only get one chance at a first impression. 191 00:12:27,078 --> 00:12:29,580 - What just happened? - Where are we? What is this? 192 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:32,583 We call it the Luxury Assault Recreational Vehicle. 193 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,168 The car goes vroom-vroom! 194 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:35,419 Step on it, boys! 195 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:16,543 Captain Dubois, I am so happy to see you! You will not believe... 196 00:13:16,711 --> 00:13:20,839 Get back, you fool! Your cheap cologne is obscuring the animal musk! 197 00:13:21,007 --> 00:13:22,216 Oh, my face! 198 00:13:39,734 --> 00:13:41,318 Poor, poor animals. 199 00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:45,406 You should never have left the forest. Now you deal with me. 200 00:13:48,785 --> 00:13:50,411 Kowalski, signal the chimps to meet us 201 00:13:50,578 --> 00:13:52,621 at the rendezvous point with the Super Plane. 202 00:13:52,789 --> 00:13:54,957 Hotel Ambassador. Let's move it! 203 00:14:01,381 --> 00:14:03,632 Voilà. Giraffe at twelve o'clock. 204 00:14:04,926 --> 00:14:06,093 Guys, we've got a tail. 205 00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:07,845 Paparazzi! 206 00:14:08,012 --> 00:14:10,264 Pedal to the metal, Private. 207 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,224 Don't take any photos, please! 208 00:14:12,392 --> 00:14:13,475 Hi! 209 00:14:13,643 --> 00:14:15,352 Here I am! 210 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:19,273 Don't take... any... photos. 211 00:14:19,816 --> 00:14:22,234 - No more pictures! - Medic! 212 00:14:30,076 --> 00:14:32,828 - ETA to rendezvous point? - Two minutes, 37 seconds, sir. 213 00:14:32,996 --> 00:14:34,079 Man your battle stations! 214 00:14:35,123 --> 00:14:38,167 Hey! Wait! Nobody's at the wheel! 215 00:14:38,334 --> 00:14:42,045 Get back there! Negative on the driver! There's no driver! 216 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:45,466 Help! Nobody's driving! Oh, no! We're going to die! 217 00:14:45,633 --> 00:14:48,177 Don't just sit there, fancy pants. Grab the wheel! 218 00:14:48,244 --> 00:14:50,195 Are you kidding? I don't drive. I'm a New Yorker! 219 00:14:50,263 --> 00:14:51,346 Move over, Miss Daisy! 220 00:14:51,514 --> 00:14:54,933 What are you doing? Zebras can't drive! Only penguins and people can drive. 221 00:14:55,101 --> 00:14:56,852 What do all these buttons do? 222 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,688 Help me! 223 00:15:00,732 --> 00:15:01,940 Nice one, Stripes! 224 00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:10,949 Crazy woman gaining! 225 00:15:11,117 --> 00:15:13,410 Our Omega-3 slick will take them down. 226 00:15:13,578 --> 00:15:15,078 Private, activate! 227 00:15:28,384 --> 00:15:29,885 She's good! 228 00:15:30,053 --> 00:15:31,637 Kowalski, intel. 229 00:15:32,555 --> 00:15:34,097 Sir. We have a serious problem. 230 00:15:34,265 --> 00:15:35,557 Captain Chantal Dubois. 231 00:15:35,725 --> 00:15:38,852 Monaco Animal Control. Perfect case record. 232 00:15:44,692 --> 00:15:46,193 You're going the wrong way, Marty! 233 00:15:46,361 --> 00:15:47,861 Just call me Marty-o Andretti. 234 00:15:48,029 --> 00:15:49,446 No. You're Sucky-o Andretti! 235 00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:50,739 Stop backseat driving! 236 00:15:50,907 --> 00:15:52,991 I'm passenger-seat driving. Give me the wheel. 237 00:15:53,159 --> 00:15:54,476 It's not a wheel, it's my baby! 238 00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:56,316 Your hoofs aren't meant to be on a wheel! 239 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,479 - Hey! Too late for you to drive! - Don't look at me! 240 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,717 Don't look at me when we argue! Look at the road! 241 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,000 Be cool, be cool! 242 00:16:02,168 --> 00:16:04,753 Hi, Officer. Is there a problem? 243 00:16:04,921 --> 00:16:06,171 Hi. 244 00:16:09,092 --> 00:16:10,425 Watch out! 245 00:16:15,223 --> 00:16:16,682 We need more power. 246 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:20,060 Time to fire up Kowalski's nucular reactor. 247 00:16:20,228 --> 00:16:23,105 - That's a nuclear reactor? - Nucular. 248 00:16:24,107 --> 00:16:25,315 She's on the roof! 249 00:16:25,383 --> 00:16:26,416 But, sir, it's not ready. 250 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,146 The control rods will have to be calibrated. 251 00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:30,474 And don't even ask me about the Uranium-238 blanket. 252 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,446 OK. 253 00:16:38,079 --> 00:16:41,164 OK, Marty, we lost her! Maybe you can slow down now. 254 00:16:41,332 --> 00:16:42,708 I can't! There's no brakes! 255 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:46,461 No brakes? Way to commit, soldier. 256 00:17:09,152 --> 00:17:10,277 Let's get out of here! 257 00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:12,154 Go, go, go! Move! Now! 258 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,990 Hey, where's everybody going? 259 00:17:26,169 --> 00:17:28,003 I'm flying! 260 00:17:28,171 --> 00:17:32,674 I'm flying! I'm the first flying monkey! 261 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:35,719 Oh, yay! 262 00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:37,262 That's our ticket out of here! 263 00:17:38,848 --> 00:17:40,766 Yeah, baby! 264 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,459 Everybody! On the monkey chain! 265 00:18:09,128 --> 00:18:10,253 Deploy banana gun! 266 00:18:25,895 --> 00:18:29,898 Grab the little guys! Toss them up! Let's go! Go, go, go! Go! 267 00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:32,818 Faster! Faster! Faster! Come on! 268 00:18:39,575 --> 00:18:41,201 Come on, Melman! 269 00:18:41,828 --> 00:18:42,661 Yeah! 270 00:18:42,829 --> 00:18:43,662 Melman! 271 00:18:46,082 --> 00:18:47,082 My neck! 272 00:18:51,212 --> 00:18:54,923 Put your backs into it! Double banana overtime! 273 00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:04,599 Serpentine! Serpentine! 274 00:19:28,082 --> 00:19:31,126 Hey, this lady's really starting to freak me out. 275 00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:34,254 Fix it, Mort. 276 00:19:39,844 --> 00:19:41,261 Hold this. 277 00:19:42,096 --> 00:19:44,598 Alex, be careful! She's crazy! 278 00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,141 You think, Marty? 279 00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,071 That's right! Home free, baby! 280 00:19:59,238 --> 00:20:00,739 I can breathe! 281 00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:03,075 Au revoir, Dubois! 282 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,329 Well played, lion. 283 00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:09,372 Game on. 284 00:20:20,927 --> 00:20:22,719 Kowalski, status report. 285 00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:25,597 So the good news is this song is almost over. 286 00:20:25,765 --> 00:20:29,184 Well, that's music to my ears. And the bad news? 287 00:20:29,352 --> 00:20:31,478 The gear assembly is badly damaged, sir. 288 00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:35,941 It's only a matter of time before... 289 00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:47,786 Why can't we ever just make a normal landing? 290 00:20:47,954 --> 00:20:49,287 Oh, man! 291 00:20:49,455 --> 00:20:52,457 Hold on, Melman. OK? I'll get you down, sweetie. 292 00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:58,046 Where is he? Must find King Julien. King Julien! 293 00:21:07,056 --> 00:21:08,515 Skipper, what about the plane? 294 00:21:08,683 --> 00:21:12,519 The chimps will work through the night. No breaks, no safety restrictions. 295 00:21:13,646 --> 00:21:15,355 Hey, where are you going? 296 00:21:15,523 --> 00:21:17,482 Get back here! We have a contract! 297 00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:21,236 Yes. Well, I'm afraid labour laws are slightly more lenient in France. 298 00:21:21,487 --> 00:21:24,114 You see, they only have to work two weeks a year. 299 00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:26,950 Well, someone else has the Canadian work ethic! 300 00:21:27,118 --> 00:21:29,494 But you penguins, you can still fix it, right? Right? 301 00:21:29,662 --> 00:21:32,038 Yeah, yeah. You're a little crackerjack, can-do team. 302 00:21:32,206 --> 00:21:33,999 You want me to give it to you straight? 303 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,293 Yes! Yes! No. 304 00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:37,711 Bend it a little? 305 00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:41,298 Well, the plane's totalled. Kaput, blammo, busted! 306 00:21:41,465 --> 00:21:43,300 Never to fly again. 307 00:21:43,467 --> 00:21:46,303 So that's it? That's it then, we're never gonna get home? 308 00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:48,346 No! We've got to get home! 309 00:21:48,764 --> 00:21:51,766 We can fix it! We'll fix it! Yeah, guys, come on, we'll fix it! 310 00:21:51,934 --> 00:21:54,519 You just start from the outside pieces, and you work your way in. 311 00:21:54,687 --> 00:21:56,271 And, yeah, perfect! 312 00:21:56,439 --> 00:21:59,357 Come on! Don't just stand there, guys. Marty! Drag that thingy over here. 313 00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:03,653 And we'll just attach it to this dealy-bob over here. And... 314 00:22:07,116 --> 00:22:08,783 We're not going home. 315 00:22:11,954 --> 00:22:14,122 We're never going home. 316 00:22:18,794 --> 00:22:20,045 It's the fuzz! 317 00:22:25,801 --> 00:22:28,136 What are we gonna do? We can't hide forever! 318 00:22:28,387 --> 00:22:30,555 And we can't just blend! You know this ain't Africa. 319 00:22:30,723 --> 00:22:32,557 Oh, what's the point? 320 00:22:32,725 --> 00:22:35,828 Tell me one conceivable way that extra-large animals like us 321 00:22:35,895 --> 00:22:37,871 are gonna be able to move through Europe 322 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:40,899 without attracting unwanted attention. 323 00:22:43,694 --> 00:22:44,819 Hey... 324 00:22:46,530 --> 00:22:48,657 Where are you coming from? 325 00:22:48,824 --> 00:22:52,244 Please, you got to hide us. Just until the heat dies down. 326 00:22:52,411 --> 00:22:53,954 Absolut no outsiders. 327 00:22:54,121 --> 00:22:56,581 So wipe that Smirnoff your face and Popov! 328 00:22:56,749 --> 00:22:59,751 Come on, man. You gotta do one cat a solid. Cat to cat. 329 00:22:59,919 --> 00:23:02,671 Do a solid here, buddy. Come on. 330 00:23:03,506 --> 00:23:06,341 Nyet! This train is for circus animals only. 331 00:23:06,393 --> 00:23:08,485 They sound like they be in trouble. 332 00:23:08,552 --> 00:23:13,848 Stefano, we do not invite trouble into our circus. I don't trust lion. 333 00:23:14,016 --> 00:23:16,268 Hair too big and glossy! 334 00:23:16,435 --> 00:23:18,353 Aw, come on, Vitaly, you're being mean. 335 00:23:18,521 --> 00:23:22,524 He not lion. He lioness... with a beehive. 336 00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:25,694 This is awkward. We can hear everything they're saying. 337 00:23:27,738 --> 00:23:28,738 It is not our problem! 338 00:23:28,906 --> 00:23:30,991 No, no! Wait, wait, wait! 339 00:23:32,201 --> 00:23:36,454 Just give us a minute. He's on the phone and... can't get him off! 340 00:23:37,123 --> 00:23:38,456 We cannot leave them there! 341 00:23:38,624 --> 00:23:40,709 Only circus animals on this train! 342 00:23:40,876 --> 00:23:44,879 Wait, listen! We are circus animals. You got to let us in! 343 00:23:47,174 --> 00:23:49,134 You are really circus? 344 00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:53,138 Yes. Full circus! 345 00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:55,890 My momma was circus. My daddy was circus. 346 00:23:56,058 --> 00:23:57,726 Gia! Shut the door! 347 00:23:58,477 --> 00:23:59,561 Please. 348 00:24:00,479 --> 00:24:01,730 Over there! Over there! 349 00:24:01,897 --> 00:24:05,525 They are circus. Circus stick together. 350 00:24:36,098 --> 00:24:38,600 Wow! Circus americano! 351 00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:41,269 You must all be very famous! 352 00:24:41,854 --> 00:24:43,313 - Yeah, we... - Absolutely. 353 00:24:43,481 --> 00:24:45,857 We're relatively well known... 354 00:24:46,025 --> 00:24:47,359 But Alex is really the star. 355 00:24:47,526 --> 00:24:51,529 Well, I'm not... I wouldn't say "star". More like... well, star. 356 00:24:51,697 --> 00:24:52,697 What is your act, Alice? 357 00:24:52,865 --> 00:24:56,534 Well... I basically, uh, I jump up on my rock... 358 00:24:56,702 --> 00:24:59,162 - Rock? - Yeah. It's a very high... rock. 359 00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:01,164 - A really high rock! - And then? 360 00:25:01,332 --> 00:25:05,960 And then, well, I roar like... like a serious "Rawrrr!" 361 00:25:06,128 --> 00:25:08,546 - And then? - And then I jump off the rock. 362 00:25:08,714 --> 00:25:11,091 - And then? - And then... And then what? 363 00:25:11,258 --> 00:25:12,509 - That is all? - Into a pool! 364 00:25:12,676 --> 00:25:14,352 - Full of water! - Full of cobras! 365 00:25:14,420 --> 00:25:16,588 Actually, it appears like I'm jumping in to a pool... 366 00:25:16,655 --> 00:25:18,390 - With cobras! - Aquatic cobras. 367 00:25:18,457 --> 00:25:20,742 For effect. But I actually pull up at the last second. 368 00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:21,784 - Pull up? - Yeah. 369 00:25:21,852 --> 00:25:23,603 - How do you do that? - Wire harness! 370 00:25:23,771 --> 00:25:25,063 - Balloons! - Jet pack! 371 00:25:29,151 --> 00:25:32,112 I flip off the wire harness, ignite my jet pack, 372 00:25:32,279 --> 00:25:34,906 and then toss balloons to the children of the world. 373 00:25:35,074 --> 00:25:36,616 Kids love it. Kids always love that. 374 00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:39,744 Is this like the trapeze? 375 00:25:39,912 --> 00:25:42,080 Yes! Trapeze! Exactly! 376 00:25:42,248 --> 00:25:45,083 Wow! Trapeze americano! 377 00:25:45,251 --> 00:25:49,504 Hey, I have a great idea! Maybe you come with us to Roma! 378 00:25:50,339 --> 00:25:53,716 Hey, Vitaly is just playing around. He is good, no? 379 00:25:53,884 --> 00:25:55,176 Yeah, thanks. Thanks. 380 00:25:55,244 --> 00:25:56,903 But we're gonna get off at the next stop 381 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,587 so we can get back to America. 382 00:25:58,764 --> 00:26:00,890 That is such a coincidence! 383 00:26:01,058 --> 00:26:03,518 Because we're going... going to... 384 00:26:03,686 --> 00:26:05,103 Let me finish! 385 00:26:05,271 --> 00:26:07,730 We're going to America, as well! 386 00:26:07,898 --> 00:26:08,898 - What? - America? 387 00:26:09,066 --> 00:26:10,442 - Going to America? - What? 388 00:26:10,609 --> 00:26:11,943 - Sì. - Wow? When? 389 00:26:12,194 --> 00:26:14,154 After Roma, we go to London. 390 00:26:14,321 --> 00:26:19,200 And then a big-time promoter will see us and then send us to New York. 391 00:26:19,368 --> 00:26:20,827 They're going to New York! 392 00:26:20,995 --> 00:26:22,787 Well, only if he likes what he sees. 393 00:26:23,038 --> 00:26:25,665 New York? Seriously? That's our home. That's where we live. 394 00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:26,808 Isn't that fun? 395 00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:28,020 - Could we go with you? - Sure! 396 00:26:28,043 --> 00:26:29,878 You can bunk with Vitaly! 397 00:26:32,756 --> 00:26:34,299 - Whoa! - Or not. 398 00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:36,551 Nyet! 399 00:26:36,719 --> 00:26:37,802 Oh, no. 400 00:26:37,970 --> 00:26:42,599 I don't think Vitaly likes that idea. What's he gonna do? 401 00:26:44,101 --> 00:26:46,561 Which one of you is leader? 402 00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:55,361 Tell your comrades there is one rule we do not break! 403 00:26:55,529 --> 00:26:58,573 Thou shalt say it and not spray it? 404 00:26:58,741 --> 00:26:59,991 Nyet! 405 00:27:00,159 --> 00:27:04,162 Circus owner no allow stowaways! 406 00:27:09,335 --> 00:27:10,793 I hear you, Russki. 407 00:27:10,961 --> 00:27:14,339 Although, the circus owner may allow stowaways 408 00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:18,051 if the stowaways just happen to be the owners. 409 00:27:19,011 --> 00:27:20,845 Riddle me that. 410 00:27:21,263 --> 00:27:24,891 What is sharply dressed little birdie talking about? 411 00:27:25,059 --> 00:27:26,976 Show 'em, boys. 412 00:27:36,862 --> 00:27:39,447 You have a deal, mi amigo. 413 00:27:41,951 --> 00:27:46,454 I am sure this circus will bring you great success! 414 00:27:48,165 --> 00:27:52,210 I guess this is good-bye and good luck! 415 00:28:01,178 --> 00:28:03,054 What do we know about owning a circus? 416 00:28:03,222 --> 00:28:06,099 Nothing. But it's our only shot at getting home. 417 00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:07,725 You better know what you're doing. 418 00:28:07,893 --> 00:28:10,228 You're risking Private's community college fund. 419 00:28:10,396 --> 00:28:12,897 I'll never be president. 420 00:28:35,087 --> 00:28:37,422 Hey, this is not first class. 421 00:28:40,259 --> 00:28:42,051 Definitely coach. 422 00:28:56,108 --> 00:28:57,775 Mort! Stop it! 423 00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:55,875 Hey, gorgeous. 424 00:29:56,043 --> 00:29:59,462 Has anyone ever told you that you look like a supermodel? 425 00:30:00,255 --> 00:30:04,008 Albeit a fat, hairy one who smells. 426 00:30:14,019 --> 00:30:16,354 You have a very hairy back. 427 00:30:16,522 --> 00:30:18,481 I like that in a woman. 428 00:30:24,196 --> 00:30:25,530 That's it! I'm going in. 429 00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:26,739 Stop! It's too dangerous! 430 00:30:26,907 --> 00:30:28,199 Don't be a hero! 431 00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:36,874 Lion. 432 00:30:38,210 --> 00:30:40,211 Twelve hours old. 433 00:30:40,879 --> 00:30:42,880 Two hundred and fifty kilograms. 434 00:30:45,217 --> 00:30:47,885 Glossy mane. Too much conditioner. 435 00:30:48,887 --> 00:30:50,722 Stupid bozos! 436 00:31:00,899 --> 00:31:02,900 Hello, kitty! 437 00:31:04,486 --> 00:31:07,572 So, you ran away with the circus. 438 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:09,574 What a cliché. 439 00:31:33,724 --> 00:31:35,516 What a dump! 440 00:31:35,684 --> 00:31:38,227 If they want to attract a decent sports team, 441 00:31:38,479 --> 00:31:42,315 they should bulldoze this rat trap and invest in a new arena. 442 00:31:48,071 --> 00:31:51,282 The Colosseum, Marty! The original theatre-in-the-round. 443 00:31:51,450 --> 00:31:54,285 - My ancestors used to perform here. - No kidding! 444 00:31:54,453 --> 00:31:56,329 Yeah. Every show had a captive audience. 445 00:31:56,497 --> 00:31:58,831 - Apparently, they killed. - Sounds like a great gig! 446 00:31:58,999 --> 00:32:01,334 Trenta minuti, everybody! Trenta minuti! 447 00:32:01,502 --> 00:32:03,336 This is so exciting! 448 00:32:03,504 --> 00:32:04,921 Remember, we just lay low. 449 00:32:04,988 --> 00:32:07,239 Stay out of the way. Let them do their thing. 450 00:32:07,883 --> 00:32:09,091 Would you look at this? 451 00:32:09,259 --> 00:32:11,052 You gotta go back in your momma's belly, 452 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,362 'cause you're too cute to be out here in the real world. 453 00:32:13,430 --> 00:32:15,515 - Oi! Naff off, you muppet! - Whoa! What the...? 454 00:32:15,682 --> 00:32:17,517 Marty, they're professionals. Come on. 455 00:32:17,684 --> 00:32:18,768 You look gorgeous! 456 00:32:19,019 --> 00:32:21,437 All right, animals! We may be your new owners, 457 00:32:21,605 --> 00:32:23,815 but we don't want to reinvent the circus wheel here, 458 00:32:23,982 --> 00:32:25,691 so just go out, do what you do! 459 00:32:25,759 --> 00:32:28,377 Just think of this as a fun warm-up for that promoter in London. 460 00:32:28,445 --> 00:32:30,696 Right, Marty? Marty? 461 00:32:30,864 --> 00:32:32,532 I want to be a circus horse! 462 00:32:32,699 --> 00:32:33,741 We could paint you white! 463 00:32:33,909 --> 00:32:35,243 And then paint you pink! 464 00:32:35,410 --> 00:32:37,537 - Awesome! - Not laying very low, are we, Marty? 465 00:32:37,704 --> 00:32:41,874 Sonya! Where is the bear? Sonya! We're about to start! 466 00:32:42,042 --> 00:32:43,543 Hey, Vitaly! 467 00:32:43,710 --> 00:32:45,378 Got your game face on. 468 00:32:46,171 --> 00:32:47,380 Good game face. 469 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:49,298 What is that cat's problem? 470 00:32:49,366 --> 00:32:52,068 "I'm a mean Russian cat who isn't nice to anybody." 471 00:32:52,135 --> 00:32:54,554 Hey, honey, look! Look, I'm doing it! 472 00:32:54,721 --> 00:32:56,222 Guys, stop fooling around. 473 00:32:56,290 --> 00:32:57,590 We're just having a little fun. 474 00:32:57,620 --> 00:32:59,871 Let's let these animals do their show. 475 00:33:09,486 --> 00:33:10,653 Really? 476 00:33:10,821 --> 00:33:13,614 Sonya! Where is Sonya the bear? 477 00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:58,284 I want to kiss every inch of your huge head. 478 00:33:58,452 --> 00:34:00,786 It may take me a number of weeks. 479 00:34:02,456 --> 00:34:04,123 Hey, watch it! 480 00:34:10,130 --> 00:34:11,756 That was heavy. 481 00:34:14,635 --> 00:34:16,218 Don't cry. Stop crying! 482 00:34:16,386 --> 00:34:18,888 It makes me cry to see you cry, my darling. 483 00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:21,724 I will get you something even better. 484 00:34:26,396 --> 00:34:27,813 Hey, you can buy love. 485 00:34:27,981 --> 00:34:29,899 Whoa, not too fast! 486 00:34:36,949 --> 00:34:39,575 Ladies and gentlemen, 487 00:34:39,743 --> 00:34:43,079 presenting Gia, 488 00:34:43,246 --> 00:34:46,248 the trapeze-flying jaguar! 489 00:34:46,959 --> 00:34:49,794 And there she go. The triple-flip roll 490 00:34:49,962 --> 00:34:53,214 with a double leap, and... 491 00:34:54,716 --> 00:34:56,467 What are you doing? 492 00:34:56,635 --> 00:34:57,510 That's just paper. 493 00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,471 Were you spying on me? 494 00:35:00,639 --> 00:35:04,308 No! I just came by to say that I don't want you to think... 495 00:35:05,460 --> 00:35:09,597 I don't want you to think of me as some sort of authority figure. 496 00:35:10,816 --> 00:35:12,483 Don't worry. I don't. 497 00:35:12,651 --> 00:35:14,151 - You don't? - Not at all. 498 00:35:14,219 --> 00:35:17,171 Well, the other circus animals might find me a bit intimidating. 499 00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,365 No. Nobody is intimidated at all by you. 500 00:35:19,533 --> 00:35:21,909 Oh, good stuff. Good. Good news. 501 00:35:22,077 --> 00:35:23,211 In fact, I do not think 502 00:35:23,230 --> 00:35:25,606 they have given you a second thought since you showed up. 503 00:35:25,622 --> 00:35:26,580 That's good to hear. 504 00:35:26,748 --> 00:35:29,291 If anything, they're starting to feel sorry for you. 505 00:35:29,459 --> 00:35:31,752 OK, I get it. OK? 506 00:35:32,170 --> 00:35:33,587 Is there more? 507 00:35:33,655 --> 00:35:36,982 I just wanted to thank you for letting us get on the train back there. 508 00:35:37,050 --> 00:35:39,218 I know the big cat with the accent... 509 00:35:39,386 --> 00:35:41,429 wasn't so excited about us getting on. 510 00:35:41,638 --> 00:35:43,097 Look, lion guy. 511 00:35:43,265 --> 00:35:46,183 This circus means everything to us. 512 00:35:46,351 --> 00:35:49,812 And if you do anything that threatens this circus, 513 00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:53,941 you will have to answer to me. Capisce? 514 00:35:54,818 --> 00:35:57,361 I capisce, cool. Trust me, we're cool. 515 00:36:06,788 --> 00:36:09,206 You call this laying low? 516 00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:25,639 Faster! Faster! 517 00:36:28,310 --> 00:36:32,146 Where there is circus, there is lion. 518 00:36:32,981 --> 00:36:35,191 And when in Rome... 519 00:36:36,026 --> 00:36:37,526 Vive la France! 520 00:36:42,991 --> 00:36:44,158 Halt! 521 00:36:47,829 --> 00:36:52,166 Come on, my hairy queen. We'll do doughnuts in the Pantheon. 522 00:37:00,092 --> 00:37:02,009 You're in big trouble. 523 00:37:02,761 --> 00:37:04,678 Now you're really in big troub... 524 00:37:04,930 --> 00:37:07,431 Now you're really, really in big tro... 525 00:37:07,933 --> 00:37:09,391 I'm new! 526 00:37:12,354 --> 00:37:14,897 OK! Strike up the band! 527 00:37:15,065 --> 00:37:16,398 You have a band? 528 00:37:18,985 --> 00:37:21,112 Prepare to be blown away! 529 00:37:21,279 --> 00:37:23,531 - Blow me away! - Here we go! 530 00:37:27,327 --> 00:37:29,036 Look at this. Whoa! Hey! 531 00:37:29,538 --> 00:37:31,205 It's nice to be... 532 00:37:32,082 --> 00:37:33,791 Yay... 533 00:37:36,461 --> 00:37:37,461 Hey! 534 00:37:39,881 --> 00:37:42,341 Whoa! How do dogs do that? 535 00:37:42,509 --> 00:37:44,135 Get on with it! 536 00:37:46,513 --> 00:37:48,389 Stupido! 537 00:38:05,407 --> 00:38:07,992 Well, that was worth the price of admission. 538 00:38:13,582 --> 00:38:14,832 Watch it, mate! 539 00:38:15,876 --> 00:38:17,668 Who's from Cincinnati? 540 00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:20,588 Stefano, you know "blown away" means good, right? 541 00:38:20,755 --> 00:38:23,257 Don't worry. The big finale is coming up! 542 00:38:23,425 --> 00:38:26,010 Give me a downbeat! Look at this! 543 00:38:27,721 --> 00:38:31,098 Oh, no. No, this is not happening. 544 00:38:31,266 --> 00:38:33,392 You have a deal, mi amigo. 545 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:34,935 It's good, no? 546 00:38:35,103 --> 00:38:37,906 Yes, go out and get food and come back! 547 00:38:45,581 --> 00:38:48,215 Deep breaths. You're in a happy place. It's all good. 548 00:38:48,283 --> 00:38:49,950 There's an angry mob outside, 549 00:38:50,118 --> 00:38:51,911 and they're demanding their money back! 550 00:38:52,078 --> 00:38:55,289 I think we all know the right thing to do. 551 00:39:00,629 --> 00:39:01,879 Come on, come on! 552 00:39:02,047 --> 00:39:03,464 Come on! Hurry up! 553 00:39:04,549 --> 00:39:06,550 Hop on the train! 554 00:39:11,306 --> 00:39:12,973 Come on, guys! 555 00:39:13,141 --> 00:39:14,308 Mamma mia! 556 00:39:14,476 --> 00:39:15,893 Hurry up! 557 00:39:17,812 --> 00:39:19,647 Grazie, Alice. 558 00:39:21,816 --> 00:39:23,984 Just throw us the money! 559 00:39:35,288 --> 00:39:37,581 Captain Chantal Dubois. Get up. 560 00:39:37,749 --> 00:39:42,319 I'm going to have to send you back to Monaco under maximum security. 561 00:39:45,799 --> 00:39:47,015 What? 562 00:39:48,635 --> 00:39:50,052 It's just a pillow! 563 00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:52,721 That's the oldest trick in the book, Comandante. 564 00:39:52,889 --> 00:39:55,516 Every bambino in Italy knows that one. 565 00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:59,603 Maybe, but do they know about the old escape hole 566 00:39:59,771 --> 00:40:02,314 behind the innocent-looking poster? 567 00:40:05,485 --> 00:40:09,655 Or the really old "I'm gonna hide up on the ceiling" trick! 568 00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:16,996 Of course. 569 00:40:17,163 --> 00:40:19,248 The secret tunnel under the bed! 570 00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:20,916 Get this thing out of the way. 571 00:40:23,628 --> 00:40:24,586 Let's go! 572 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:30,092 This secret tunnel is a dead end! 573 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:34,513 There's nothing but bedsprings and mattress stuffing down here! 574 00:40:34,931 --> 00:40:38,017 Was that the sound of a cell door closing? 575 00:40:47,027 --> 00:40:48,152 Voilà! 576 00:40:50,739 --> 00:40:53,532 Was that the sound of my HP printer printing? 577 00:41:03,293 --> 00:41:05,044 This is a disaster! 578 00:41:05,211 --> 00:41:09,381 We blow all our money on a bad circus, and we're not any closer to New York! 579 00:41:09,549 --> 00:41:10,966 If anything, we're further away! 580 00:41:11,034 --> 00:41:14,403 We could have at least bought a circus that knew how to circ! 581 00:41:14,471 --> 00:41:17,890 I don't even know why we bought a circus in the first place. 582 00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:20,017 We had enough dough for a plane! 583 00:41:20,185 --> 00:41:21,018 Are you kidding me? 584 00:41:21,186 --> 00:41:22,686 You must have some money left over. 585 00:41:22,754 --> 00:41:26,165 I used it to buy teeth and then have them capped in gold. 586 00:41:26,232 --> 00:41:28,400 Now I can eat apples! 587 00:41:28,568 --> 00:41:32,196 Sadly, I discovered I don't like apples. 588 00:41:32,364 --> 00:41:36,658 No promoter is sending this show to America. It's toe up! 589 00:41:36,826 --> 00:41:37,826 Now it all makes sense. 590 00:41:37,894 --> 00:41:41,013 No wonder the circus master was so happy to sell. 591 00:41:41,081 --> 00:41:44,333 He was happy, all right. Happy about ripping us off! 592 00:41:48,755 --> 00:41:49,755 Where did Alex go? 593 00:41:49,923 --> 00:41:50,964 I don't know. 594 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:02,935 Come on! This way! 595 00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:05,437 No, no, no. You come this way! 596 00:42:05,605 --> 00:42:07,648 Alice, watch your head! 597 00:42:20,995 --> 00:42:28,995 Alice! 598 00:42:31,881 --> 00:42:33,048 I'm fine! 599 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,008 Fantastic! 600 00:42:36,970 --> 00:42:40,013 Was that trapeze americano? 601 00:42:40,181 --> 00:42:41,181 Yeah. Sort of. 602 00:42:41,349 --> 00:42:42,224 Incredible! 603 00:42:42,392 --> 00:42:43,725 I hope this is important. 604 00:42:43,893 --> 00:42:45,394 Come this way, Alice! 605 00:42:46,596 --> 00:42:50,415 By the way, it's "icks" not "iss". Alex. Like New York Knicks. 606 00:42:50,483 --> 00:42:54,695 I know. New York Kniss. Is not hard. 607 00:42:54,863 --> 00:42:56,447 Whoa. 608 00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:07,749 What is this place? 609 00:43:07,817 --> 00:43:10,727 I know you think we are a stinky, poopy circus, 610 00:43:10,795 --> 00:43:14,506 but there is something you must know. 611 00:43:14,674 --> 00:43:18,051 There was a time when Circus Zaragoza, 612 00:43:18,219 --> 00:43:19,845 we were a great circus! 613 00:43:20,013 --> 00:43:22,514 Numero uno in all the Europa! 614 00:43:22,849 --> 00:43:27,352 And Vitaly... he was the biggest star of us all. 615 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:31,523 He was fearless. Taking risks. Always new. 616 00:43:31,691 --> 00:43:34,776 He jump through the hoop like he could fly! 617 00:43:47,957 --> 00:43:49,082 Stefano! 618 00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:51,168 Make the hoop smaller. 619 00:43:51,336 --> 00:43:52,294 Like this? 620 00:43:52,462 --> 00:43:53,795 Smaller. 621 00:43:53,963 --> 00:43:56,089 - Like this? - Good! 622 00:44:10,396 --> 00:44:15,100 It had never been done before because it was physically impossible! 623 00:44:16,236 --> 00:44:19,279 And the people... they loved it! 624 00:44:19,447 --> 00:44:20,781 Viva Vitaly! 625 00:44:20,949 --> 00:44:22,199 Smaller! 626 00:44:33,878 --> 00:44:36,088 And the hoop, she got smaller! 627 00:44:36,256 --> 00:44:37,297 Like the ring 628 00:44:37,465 --> 00:44:42,010 on a finger of the tiniest lady with the slimmest of fingers. 629 00:44:42,178 --> 00:44:43,887 Bravo, Vitaly! 630 00:44:46,933 --> 00:44:48,934 He would not stop pushing. 631 00:44:49,102 --> 00:44:51,353 And one fateful day... 632 00:44:52,105 --> 00:44:54,022 he push too far! 633 00:44:54,190 --> 00:44:57,150 Light the hoop on fire! 634 00:45:17,797 --> 00:45:22,301 He fly too close to the sun... and he got burned. 635 00:45:22,468 --> 00:45:27,339 Literally. The extra virgin olive oil is extra flammable. 636 00:45:27,807 --> 00:45:29,641 And he lost everything. 637 00:45:29,809 --> 00:45:33,020 His wife, she run off with a musician. 638 00:45:33,187 --> 00:45:36,565 He lost his dignity... his fame... 639 00:45:36,733 --> 00:45:40,319 his passion... and his fur. 640 00:45:40,486 --> 00:45:45,324 And when it grow back, it is less soft. More like a prickly beard. 641 00:45:45,992 --> 00:45:47,492 Scusi. Vitaly! 642 00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:50,162 Nothing! 643 00:45:50,330 --> 00:45:54,166 His only passion now is the borscht. 644 00:45:56,502 --> 00:45:57,586 Whoa. 645 00:45:57,754 --> 00:45:59,880 He was our inspiration. 646 00:46:00,048 --> 00:46:01,757 So when he lost his passion, 647 00:46:01,924 --> 00:46:05,010 well... as Vitaly goes, so goes the circus. 648 00:46:05,678 --> 00:46:07,679 This is why we need your help. 649 00:46:07,847 --> 00:46:08,722 What sort of help? 650 00:46:08,931 --> 00:46:12,809 You can teach us to do new circus. Americano style! 651 00:46:12,977 --> 00:46:14,269 We find a new passion. 652 00:46:14,437 --> 00:46:19,358 Make a new show. And we go all the way to US and A! 653 00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:30,994 I know. It is stupido idea. 654 00:46:31,162 --> 00:46:33,038 We are a lost cause. 655 00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:37,918 No, no, this isn't stupido. This could work! 656 00:46:39,003 --> 00:46:40,879 - What? - What you just said. 657 00:46:41,381 --> 00:46:44,007 - What? - The idea you said. Two seconds ago. 658 00:46:44,175 --> 00:46:46,134 - What? - Your stupido idea! 659 00:46:46,302 --> 00:46:49,179 - It could? - Stefano, you're a genius! 660 00:46:49,347 --> 00:46:52,474 No, no, no, no. I am only average intelligence. 661 00:46:52,642 --> 00:46:56,186 Some say I'm even slightly below. 662 00:46:56,254 --> 00:46:59,873 We are gonna rethink everything anybody's ever known about circus! 663 00:46:59,941 --> 00:47:02,234 I call it Phase 4-7B, 664 00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:04,444 wherein, in order to get home, 665 00:47:04,612 --> 00:47:06,154 we will come up with something fresh, 666 00:47:06,322 --> 00:47:08,740 something amazing, something brand-new! 667 00:47:08,908 --> 00:47:12,160 Fresh, never before seen! Off the chain! 668 00:47:12,328 --> 00:47:15,038 Something that'll blow that circus promoter away! 669 00:47:16,916 --> 00:47:17,791 I missed. 670 00:47:17,859 --> 00:47:20,936 - Off with your head! - I'm gonna chew his leg off! 671 00:47:21,003 --> 00:47:23,422 Circus has been same for generations! 672 00:47:23,589 --> 00:47:25,590 We make good, classic family entertainment. 673 00:47:25,758 --> 00:47:28,427 But last few generations, 674 00:47:28,594 --> 00:47:31,763 families... not so entertained. 675 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,935 That's right. Families not so entertained 676 00:47:37,003 --> 00:47:39,746 because you're just going through the motions out there. 677 00:47:39,814 --> 00:47:41,732 It's missing passion. 678 00:47:41,899 --> 00:47:45,527 How one to have passion for stool poked in face? 679 00:47:45,695 --> 00:47:49,322 Exactly! And by stool you mean chair, right? 680 00:47:50,283 --> 00:47:52,451 The fact is, you guys, you got stuck in a rut. 681 00:47:52,618 --> 00:47:55,412 You stopped pushing, you stopped taking risks. 682 00:47:55,580 --> 00:47:57,164 But those days are over. 683 00:47:57,231 --> 00:48:00,475 Because now we're going to completely change the show. 684 00:48:00,543 --> 00:48:03,170 Then it wouldn't be a circus, would it? 685 00:48:03,337 --> 00:48:06,173 Circus is not about the acts you do. 686 00:48:06,340 --> 00:48:08,884 Circus is in here. 687 00:48:09,051 --> 00:48:11,303 How come Freddie gets all the circus? 688 00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:16,183 Circus is about following your passions, wherever they take you! 689 00:48:16,809 --> 00:48:20,437 You cannot change circus. There is long tradition! 690 00:48:20,605 --> 00:48:22,397 That's what everybody thought, Vitaly, 691 00:48:22,565 --> 00:48:24,775 until those French Canadians came along, 692 00:48:24,942 --> 00:48:27,986 drunk off their maple syrup and cheap pharmaceuticals, 693 00:48:28,154 --> 00:48:30,322 and completely flipped the paradigm. 694 00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:35,260 Now they play Vegas. Fifty shows a day in 52 separate venues. 695 00:48:35,828 --> 00:48:37,713 And one of them completely in the nude. 696 00:48:37,780 --> 00:48:40,056 Yeah, that's right. And you know how they did it? 697 00:48:40,124 --> 00:48:42,083 Take off their clothes? 698 00:48:43,503 --> 00:48:45,921 - No. They got rid of the animals. - What? 699 00:48:46,088 --> 00:48:48,123 - Say it ain't so! - Che stupida! No animals... 700 00:48:49,209 --> 00:48:51,735 - How could they? - Well, you know what I say to that! 701 00:48:51,803 --> 00:48:54,054 I say they can take the animals out of the circus, 702 00:48:54,222 --> 00:49:00,060 but they cannot take the animals out of the circus! 703 00:49:02,021 --> 00:49:04,314 I mean, they cannot... 704 00:49:04,482 --> 00:49:06,691 I think you understand what I'm saying! 705 00:49:06,859 --> 00:49:08,610 - Yeah! - Yes! 706 00:49:08,778 --> 00:49:09,778 No! 707 00:49:09,946 --> 00:49:13,198 We don't need humans because we've got passion. 708 00:49:13,366 --> 00:49:15,075 What does a human say when he's passionate? 709 00:49:15,243 --> 00:49:17,619 He says, "I'm an animal!" Well, we are animals! 710 00:49:19,872 --> 00:49:22,582 We'll make an all-animal circus! 711 00:49:22,650 --> 00:49:26,102 Because if we follow our passion, we can go anywhere. 712 00:49:26,170 --> 00:49:28,296 - Anywhere! - We can do anything! 713 00:49:28,464 --> 00:49:31,132 - Anything! - If we do it together! 714 00:49:31,300 --> 00:49:34,970 - All of us! - Yeah... Yeah, yeah! 715 00:49:35,221 --> 00:49:37,389 - Our circus! - Yeah! 716 00:49:37,557 --> 00:49:39,491 We're in! We'll have some of that! 717 00:49:39,559 --> 00:49:40,892 Can I hear you say "fur power"? 718 00:49:41,060 --> 00:49:42,644 Fur power! 719 00:49:42,812 --> 00:49:45,438 Take our circus back, and we'll do it together! 720 00:49:45,606 --> 00:49:48,149 You and me, baby! An act together! 721 00:49:48,317 --> 00:49:49,150 I love it! 722 00:49:49,318 --> 00:49:51,444 We can do that funk and groove dance thing! 723 00:49:51,612 --> 00:49:53,655 - Dance? - This thing right here. Look. 724 00:49:54,991 --> 00:49:56,741 Me and you! We got this! 725 00:49:56,909 --> 00:49:59,035 But I can't dance. 726 00:49:59,203 --> 00:50:00,453 Fur power! 727 00:50:00,621 --> 00:50:02,998 Chanting is fun! Chanting is fun! 728 00:50:05,668 --> 00:50:08,169 I do not trust this lion. 729 00:50:08,337 --> 00:50:10,839 Vitaly, I may not trust him, either, 730 00:50:11,007 --> 00:50:15,176 but I am tired of sitting and standing and rolling over. 731 00:50:15,344 --> 00:50:19,055 It is great tradition of sitting, standing, rolling over. 732 00:50:19,223 --> 00:50:21,516 You know our circus is in trouble. 733 00:50:21,684 --> 00:50:26,538 This could be our last chance. But we will not do this without you. 734 00:50:27,106 --> 00:50:30,066 Circus always stay together. 735 00:50:37,450 --> 00:50:40,327 OK. I do one hoop. 736 00:50:42,455 --> 00:50:44,122 I want a hug, too! 737 00:51:02,642 --> 00:51:07,479 Attention! I have found our lion! He is hiding with the circus! 738 00:52:27,935 --> 00:52:29,769 Come on, Maurice, give it to me! 739 00:52:29,937 --> 00:52:32,772 More boomstick, Rico! I really want to fly! 740 00:52:32,940 --> 00:52:35,608 Are you really going to shoot yourself out of that thing? 741 00:52:36,318 --> 00:52:40,655 I've always dreamed of doing this, from time I was a little pup, 742 00:52:40,823 --> 00:52:43,158 to be a human cannonball! 743 00:52:43,325 --> 00:52:46,995 Except, you know... a sea lion cannonball. 744 00:52:47,163 --> 00:52:48,329 Is it dangerous? 745 00:52:48,581 --> 00:52:52,083 Is it dangerous? Yes, of course it's dangerous! 746 00:52:52,418 --> 00:52:54,794 - Now, are you sure about this? - I'm sure. 747 00:52:54,862 --> 00:52:57,939 'Cause if blowing up is your thing, then you in the right place. 748 00:52:58,007 --> 00:52:59,924 Sì. That's means yes! 749 00:53:00,092 --> 00:53:01,384 Ready for launch? 750 00:53:01,552 --> 00:53:03,303 Ready for launch! 751 00:53:05,264 --> 00:53:07,140 Fire in the hole! 752 00:53:08,893 --> 00:53:09,893 Wait! 753 00:53:22,114 --> 00:53:23,865 Mamma mia! 754 00:53:24,033 --> 00:53:25,533 Help me! 755 00:53:26,577 --> 00:53:29,412 Rico! Get the cannon ready! Same charge! 756 00:53:31,499 --> 00:53:33,458 Fire in the hole! 757 00:53:47,807 --> 00:53:49,307 All right! 758 00:54:02,530 --> 00:54:03,905 Yeah! 759 00:54:08,702 --> 00:54:11,871 Marty! I'm so glad you're here. 760 00:54:12,498 --> 00:54:15,708 I was flying! I was effin'-L-Y-in'! 761 00:54:15,876 --> 00:54:17,710 I'm proud of you, but... 762 00:54:17,878 --> 00:54:20,588 I don't think I can hold on much longer! 763 00:54:20,756 --> 00:54:23,633 Oh, yeah, right. Sorry about my enthusiasm. 764 00:54:24,552 --> 00:54:26,219 Here, wrap this around you. 765 00:54:31,725 --> 00:54:33,726 All right, I got you! I got you! 766 00:54:42,987 --> 00:54:46,406 Forget about being part of the herd! I'm gonna be part of the flock! 767 00:54:46,574 --> 00:54:48,408 I'm going to fly, baby! 768 00:54:48,576 --> 00:54:50,577 Oh, yes! What a triumph! 769 00:54:51,296 --> 00:54:54,555 - Hand over that circus, Freddie! - I'll have your guts for garters! 770 00:54:54,623 --> 00:54:56,332 Hey, hey, put your weapons down. 771 00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:59,419 Guys, chill out. Cute and cuddly's obviously not your thing. 772 00:54:59,587 --> 00:55:00,879 He's got us pegged. 773 00:55:01,046 --> 00:55:02,797 I got a better idea. Show 'em, Rico. 774 00:55:06,844 --> 00:55:09,053 That was great! 775 00:55:11,140 --> 00:55:13,016 - Flippin' 'eck! - Rocket shoes! 776 00:55:13,184 --> 00:55:14,225 I want to try that! 777 00:55:14,393 --> 00:55:16,311 Jonesy! Jonesy! 778 00:55:17,146 --> 00:55:18,229 Hey. Hi. 779 00:55:18,397 --> 00:55:20,607 I admire how you have inspired these animals. 780 00:55:20,774 --> 00:55:21,691 Thanks. 781 00:55:21,859 --> 00:55:24,669 And what you said about passion, it was like poetry. 782 00:55:24,737 --> 00:55:26,971 I love passion and poetry. They go together, really. 783 00:55:27,039 --> 00:55:28,172 I know they don't rhyme. 784 00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:29,791 Trapeze is my passion! 785 00:55:29,859 --> 00:55:31,759 Terrific. I look forward to seeing you up there. 786 00:55:31,827 --> 00:55:33,286 You can teach me! 787 00:55:33,454 --> 00:55:34,746 - What? - Teach me. 788 00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:36,664 Well, I've always been kind of a solo act. 789 00:55:36,832 --> 00:55:38,416 So that kind of rules that out. 790 00:55:38,584 --> 00:55:41,502 I wonder if you actually do trapeze. 791 00:55:41,670 --> 00:55:44,589 - Oh, I actually do do trapeze. - Show me! 792 00:55:44,757 --> 00:55:46,925 "Show me"? What are we, five? 793 00:55:47,092 --> 00:55:48,843 I am five, yes. 794 00:55:51,096 --> 00:55:52,597 Dancing. 795 00:55:52,765 --> 00:55:55,575 All you're doing is moving and not getting anywhere. 796 00:55:55,643 --> 00:55:58,186 I mean, the music totally throws off my timing. 797 00:55:58,354 --> 00:55:59,938 You want excitement? 798 00:56:00,105 --> 00:56:02,690 Check it out. Who's on a tightrope, huh? 799 00:56:02,858 --> 00:56:03,858 Who's on a... 800 00:56:05,861 --> 00:56:08,613 I'm on a tightrope! I'm on a tightrope! 801 00:56:08,781 --> 00:56:10,073 Melman! Oh, my gosh! 802 00:56:10,241 --> 00:56:11,866 - Help me! - Baby, hold on. Hold on. 803 00:56:12,034 --> 00:56:13,785 I'm coming right now! 804 00:56:17,498 --> 00:56:18,915 Melman? 805 00:56:22,378 --> 00:56:23,544 Calm down, Melman. 806 00:56:23,712 --> 00:56:25,880 I'm going to fall and break all of my neck! 807 00:56:26,048 --> 00:56:28,633 Just look at me. Look at me. 808 00:56:28,801 --> 00:56:30,802 - All eyes on me. - OK. 809 00:56:30,970 --> 00:56:32,887 - Come to me. - I can't. 810 00:56:33,055 --> 00:56:37,275 It's just like dancing, Melman. Two steps forward, one step back. 811 00:56:37,342 --> 00:56:40,561 I can't dance, OK? There, I said it. 812 00:56:40,729 --> 00:56:42,272 Maybe because you've never tried. 813 00:56:42,439 --> 00:56:44,565 No, I have tried. 814 00:56:44,733 --> 00:56:47,777 I practised in private because you dance so well. 815 00:56:47,945 --> 00:56:50,571 You practised? For me? 816 00:56:50,739 --> 00:56:52,532 Yes, but it's no use. 817 00:56:52,700 --> 00:56:54,367 I never know what to do with my arms. 818 00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:57,453 Hold it. 819 00:56:57,621 --> 00:57:00,123 That part is so easy, Melman. OK? 820 00:57:00,291 --> 00:57:03,251 'Cause all you have to do is put them around your partner. 821 00:57:03,836 --> 00:57:06,587 See? Two steps forward. 822 00:57:06,755 --> 00:57:08,423 One step back. 823 00:57:08,590 --> 00:57:11,259 - I'm dancing. I'm dancing! - Two steps forward... 824 00:57:11,427 --> 00:57:14,345 - We're dancing on a tightrope! - You're great. 825 00:57:14,513 --> 00:57:16,180 I'm dancing! 826 00:57:19,018 --> 00:57:20,268 OK. 827 00:57:22,021 --> 00:57:23,104 All right. 828 00:57:23,272 --> 00:57:26,407 So when do we get the jet packs and aquatic cobras? 829 00:57:26,475 --> 00:57:29,585 This is a beginners' class, and that's a pretty advanced manoeuvre. 830 00:57:29,653 --> 00:57:30,820 OK, how do we begin? 831 00:57:30,988 --> 00:57:33,156 It's a bit complicated unless you understand 832 00:57:33,324 --> 00:57:36,701 the whole pitch and yaw... arc and gravity. 833 00:57:36,869 --> 00:57:40,955 All that stuff, which I won't bore you with. OK. 834 00:57:41,123 --> 00:57:42,832 - Do you need a push? - No. 835 00:57:43,792 --> 00:57:45,209 Just watch and learn! 836 00:57:55,471 --> 00:57:56,637 Like that? 837 00:57:56,805 --> 00:57:58,931 That's one way of doing it, sure. 838 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:09,859 You use a net! 839 00:58:10,027 --> 00:58:12,737 Yes! Trapeze americano. We use the net. 840 00:58:17,076 --> 00:58:19,535 Trapeze americano! 841 00:58:35,386 --> 00:58:36,677 Look at him go! 842 00:58:51,610 --> 00:58:52,944 Wow! 843 00:59:00,911 --> 00:59:03,287 E bravo! Bravissima! 844 00:59:03,455 --> 00:59:07,291 Hey, Vitaly, maybe you even do two hoops, no? 845 00:59:11,630 --> 00:59:13,297 Señorita Bell-bottoms. 846 00:59:13,465 --> 00:59:15,758 Tenemos una problema grande. 847 00:59:15,926 --> 00:59:18,219 ¿Qué? ¿Qué grande problema? 848 00:59:23,183 --> 00:59:24,725 Oh, no! She's onto us! 849 00:59:24,893 --> 00:59:26,978 Don't make it any easier on the psycho. 850 00:59:27,046 --> 00:59:29,856 - What are we gonna do? - We'd better vamoose... pronto. 851 00:59:29,923 --> 00:59:32,250 But we're not ready. We're in the middle of rehearsals. 852 00:59:32,317 --> 00:59:33,609 Then why don't you lilt over, 853 00:59:33,777 --> 00:59:36,904 grab your peduncle, and kiss New York good-bye? 854 00:59:37,531 --> 00:59:39,157 Are you sure we are ready? 855 00:59:39,224 --> 00:59:42,093 Of course we're ready! Born ready! Ready steady! Come on, let's go! 856 00:59:42,161 --> 00:59:43,411 Let's go, go, go, go, go! 857 00:59:43,579 --> 00:59:46,330 All right, you heard the cat. Move it! Come on! All aboard! 858 00:59:47,499 --> 00:59:49,459 Grab your luggage and drain your bladders. 859 00:59:49,626 --> 00:59:51,669 It's going to be a long ride! 860 00:59:58,510 --> 01:00:02,096 All right, everybody, let's blow that promoter away! 861 01:00:02,264 --> 01:00:03,681 London, here we come! 862 01:00:03,849 --> 01:00:06,517 Sunshiny London, yes! 863 01:00:26,163 --> 01:00:30,541 Vitaly! Vitaly! Vitaly! 864 01:00:57,778 --> 01:01:00,613 Come on, come on, come on. Where is he? 865 01:01:01,865 --> 01:01:03,282 Bingo! 866 01:01:03,350 --> 01:01:07,036 If that's not a red-blooded American promoter, I don't know what is. 867 01:01:07,104 --> 01:01:10,806 We need to get this show on the road. Private! Tell them the eagle has landed. 868 01:01:10,874 --> 01:01:12,208 The eagle has landed! 869 01:01:12,376 --> 01:01:14,877 Roger that. And keep an eye out for Dubois. 870 01:01:15,045 --> 01:01:15,878 Aye, aye, guvnor! 871 01:01:16,046 --> 01:01:17,463 The promoter is in the house! 872 01:01:17,631 --> 01:01:18,890 New York is closer than ever! 873 01:01:18,910 --> 01:01:20,493 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 874 01:01:20,509 --> 01:01:22,718 First, we got a circus to do. We're on, folks! 875 01:01:22,886 --> 01:01:25,304 - Do we go on before or after the dogs? - Yes. 876 01:01:25,472 --> 01:01:27,223 - What? - Overlap, your acts overlap. 877 01:01:27,391 --> 01:01:29,976 - Where's Vitaly? He opens. - I don't know. 878 01:01:30,143 --> 01:01:33,771 Stefano! Hey, Stefano! Have you seen Vitaly? 879 01:01:34,773 --> 01:01:35,940 Hey. 880 01:01:37,317 --> 01:01:39,652 Stefano, why the sad little face? 881 01:01:39,820 --> 01:01:42,530 Vitaly... he will not go on! 882 01:01:42,698 --> 01:01:43,531 What? 883 01:01:43,699 --> 01:01:45,616 I tried everything I could. 884 01:01:47,828 --> 01:01:50,329 Wipe away the tears. Calm down. 885 01:01:50,397 --> 01:01:54,116 Where is he? I'm sure I can reason with him. 886 01:01:56,437 --> 01:01:57,978 Vitaly, what are you doing? 887 01:01:58,046 --> 01:01:59,171 You missed. 888 01:01:59,339 --> 01:02:02,466 You're leaving? You're just gonna walk out on everybody? 889 01:02:02,634 --> 01:02:04,343 They have good show without me. 890 01:02:04,411 --> 01:02:07,780 Look, I got a good left foot, but without my right foot, I can't walk. 891 01:02:07,848 --> 01:02:09,348 You get fake foot, then you walk. 892 01:02:09,516 --> 01:02:11,934 I don't want fake foot! OK? 893 01:02:12,102 --> 01:02:15,605 What happened to "circus stick together"? "The show must go on." 894 01:02:15,772 --> 01:02:17,106 Clichés. 895 01:02:17,157 --> 01:02:20,543 Come on, man. Stop being this guy! Be the other guy! 896 01:02:20,611 --> 01:02:21,777 What other guy? 897 01:02:21,845 --> 01:02:25,089 The guy who was all circus! The guy who jumped through hoops! 898 01:02:25,157 --> 01:02:27,658 Give me that! The guy everybody looked up to. 899 01:02:31,121 --> 01:02:33,873 Come on. Where's that Vitaly? 900 01:02:34,958 --> 01:02:38,210 That Vitaly is no more. 901 01:02:38,879 --> 01:02:42,048 Listen, man. You may have given up on yourself, 902 01:02:42,215 --> 01:02:44,334 but your friends haven't given up on you. 903 01:02:45,302 --> 01:02:47,319 Are you just going to turn your back on them, 904 01:02:47,387 --> 01:02:49,972 and sit and eat borscht the rest of your life? 905 01:02:50,390 --> 01:02:54,685 Or are you gonna get out there and jump through that tiny little hoop? 906 01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:58,731 It is impossible. 907 01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:05,696 It was always impossible, Vitaly. That's why the people loved it. 908 01:03:10,243 --> 01:03:12,244 That is why I loved it. 909 01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:16,749 Because I did the impossible! 910 01:03:17,584 --> 01:03:20,419 I was once a brave tiger. 911 01:03:21,421 --> 01:03:23,923 And if I go down in flames... 912 01:03:24,758 --> 01:03:26,008 so be it! 913 01:03:26,593 --> 01:03:30,805 You know, I think I might have an idea for you. 914 01:03:42,234 --> 01:03:45,277 Light the hoop on fire! 915 01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:09,468 Mamma mia, Santa Maria, Santa Maria... 916 01:04:12,005 --> 01:04:16,107 Mamma Maria, mia Santa, Santa Mia Farrow... 917 01:04:16,768 --> 01:04:17,935 Come on, you got it. 918 01:04:28,905 --> 01:04:29,905 Yes! 919 01:04:37,422 --> 01:04:39,974 All right, what are you waiting for? We got a show to put on. 920 01:04:40,041 --> 01:04:41,792 Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go! 921 01:04:58,852 --> 01:05:00,060 Look! 922 01:06:50,171 --> 01:06:52,089 We're going to America! 923 01:06:52,632 --> 01:06:53,924 Today! 924 01:06:54,092 --> 01:06:56,760 That's what I call crack-a-lackin' to the mack-a-lackin'! 925 01:06:56,928 --> 01:06:58,429 - We did it, Alice! - Yeah! 926 01:06:58,597 --> 01:07:00,764 Maybe I am average intelligence after all! 927 01:07:00,932 --> 01:07:03,058 Perhaps even slightly above. 928 01:07:04,102 --> 01:07:05,603 No, I don't think so. 929 01:07:06,271 --> 01:07:09,273 Hair conditioner. Great idea, my friend! 930 01:07:09,441 --> 01:07:11,942 Feel. Go ahead. Soft like kitten, no? 931 01:07:12,110 --> 01:07:13,285 Look at that. 932 01:07:13,353 --> 01:07:14,795 Slippery but not flammable. 933 01:07:14,863 --> 01:07:17,948 You smell like peaches and herb! 934 01:07:19,659 --> 01:07:22,786 Gia and Alex, the trapezing cats! 935 01:07:22,954 --> 01:07:24,246 We did pretty good. 936 01:07:24,414 --> 01:07:26,040 You will flip, and I will catch. 937 01:07:26,107 --> 01:07:28,434 And sometimes I will flip, and you will catch. 938 01:07:28,501 --> 01:07:33,047 And then we will both flip, and we'll travel the whole world! 939 01:07:33,465 --> 01:07:36,133 Flipping and catching, and I will flip you... 940 01:07:41,014 --> 01:07:42,765 You know, the thing is... 941 01:07:44,809 --> 01:07:46,560 I may not always be around. 942 01:07:46,728 --> 01:07:47,645 Where are you going? 943 01:07:47,812 --> 01:07:49,939 Well, I'm... I'm... I'm... 944 01:07:52,651 --> 01:07:54,318 Bravo, bravo! 945 01:07:54,819 --> 01:07:58,489 What a heartwarming performance, Monsieur Circus Master. 946 01:07:58,657 --> 01:08:00,783 It brought tears to my eyes. 947 01:08:01,326 --> 01:08:02,826 No, not really. 948 01:08:04,279 --> 01:08:07,347 Monsieur, we both know the lion does not belong to you. 949 01:08:07,415 --> 01:08:08,999 It's that horrid woman! 950 01:08:09,167 --> 01:08:11,919 He is a fugitive from justice. 951 01:08:12,087 --> 01:08:13,754 You will turn the lion over to me 952 01:08:13,922 --> 01:08:16,507 so that I may put him where he belongs. 953 01:08:19,427 --> 01:08:21,053 On my wall. 954 01:08:26,184 --> 01:08:27,768 - What? - Incoming! 955 01:08:35,026 --> 01:08:36,068 Outgoing! 956 01:08:36,236 --> 01:08:37,069 Wait! 957 01:08:41,658 --> 01:08:42,866 Up high! 958 01:08:43,034 --> 01:08:44,535 Down low. Too slow. 959 01:08:44,703 --> 01:08:46,286 - Well done, Private. - Did I do good? 960 01:08:46,454 --> 01:08:47,997 Nah, not really. 961 01:08:48,790 --> 01:08:50,541 Man, that was close! 962 01:08:50,709 --> 01:08:52,042 Alex? 963 01:08:52,669 --> 01:08:54,545 You are from a zoo? 964 01:08:59,217 --> 01:09:02,761 Yes. Yes. But wait, there's more. 965 01:09:02,929 --> 01:09:04,596 - More? - Or less. There's less. 966 01:09:04,764 --> 01:09:06,724 You were never circus? 967 01:09:06,891 --> 01:09:08,809 We had to say we were circus. 968 01:09:08,977 --> 01:09:10,602 Or you'd never have let us on the train! 969 01:09:10,770 --> 01:09:14,231 After all we have been through together... 970 01:09:14,399 --> 01:09:16,900 you want to go live in a zoo? 971 01:09:17,068 --> 01:09:18,944 - Gia, I... - You used us. 972 01:09:19,112 --> 01:09:20,487 No, no, no. I mean, yes, but... 973 01:09:20,555 --> 01:09:23,132 Trapeze americano, you make that up, too? 974 01:09:23,199 --> 01:09:25,659 It didn't exactly exist when I taught it to you. 975 01:09:25,827 --> 01:09:30,164 Jet packs and aquatic cobras! I should have known. 976 01:09:30,331 --> 01:09:34,418 Balloons to the children of the world was not real, either? 977 01:09:34,586 --> 01:09:36,712 Yeah, that's not real. But look at what we did. 978 01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:40,924 I was shot out of a cannon! I could have died! 979 01:09:41,259 --> 01:09:43,594 But I thought it was your lifelong dream. 980 01:09:43,762 --> 01:09:48,515 For all I know, your name is not even Alice. 981 01:09:49,434 --> 01:09:52,478 No, Stefano, but it never really was. 982 01:09:52,645 --> 01:09:54,438 I don't feel safe! 983 01:09:56,983 --> 01:09:58,692 Gia, I... 984 01:09:59,444 --> 01:10:01,612 We trusted you. 985 01:10:04,115 --> 01:10:06,533 My tears are real! 986 01:10:06,701 --> 01:10:08,035 You are not! 987 01:10:10,997 --> 01:10:15,292 I can't believe you lied to all us circus folk. 988 01:10:17,962 --> 01:10:20,297 Me? Stay with the circus? 989 01:10:20,465 --> 01:10:25,252 I am a king! I want to rule New York! We should talk. 990 01:10:26,813 --> 01:10:27,930 Whoa! 991 01:10:29,015 --> 01:10:33,060 Stop it! No means no! Or in your language... 992 01:10:34,729 --> 01:10:37,314 Not everything is solved that way, you know. 993 01:10:41,820 --> 01:10:44,696 Sonya? Are you listening to me? 994 01:10:45,657 --> 01:10:47,991 Now I'm getting the silent treatment, am I? 995 01:10:48,159 --> 01:10:50,327 Come over here, right now! 996 01:10:52,497 --> 01:10:54,414 Don't shut me out, baby! 997 01:10:54,582 --> 01:10:56,250 What is wrong with you? Speak! 998 01:11:00,338 --> 01:11:03,966 OK... if these are your feelings, I understand now. 999 01:11:04,134 --> 01:11:05,801 And I'm going! 1000 01:11:05,969 --> 01:11:10,597 It's obvious I'm just an emotional whoopee cushion for you to sit on! 1001 01:11:11,766 --> 01:11:13,725 When you look for where I am, 1002 01:11:13,893 --> 01:11:15,853 I won't be there! 1003 01:11:41,337 --> 01:11:43,922 Come, everybody. We have show to do. 1004 01:11:44,090 --> 01:11:47,301 But how do I go on without Marty? 1005 01:11:47,468 --> 01:11:49,303 - Stefano. - I don't know what to do. 1006 01:11:49,470 --> 01:11:51,763 You can still do cannon solo. 1007 01:11:51,931 --> 01:11:56,476 But... I want to do solo act with Marty! 1008 01:11:57,061 --> 01:11:58,687 And what do I do? 1009 01:11:58,855 --> 01:12:02,649 Go back to sitting and standing and rolling over? 1010 01:12:03,359 --> 01:12:04,818 No. 1011 01:12:04,986 --> 01:12:08,405 We can do impossible! 1012 01:12:08,573 --> 01:12:11,783 And we never go back to way we used to be. 1013 01:12:11,951 --> 01:12:15,287 The way it used to be isn't the way it was. 1014 01:12:15,455 --> 01:12:20,792 And it won't be the same without them, whatever way it is. 1015 01:12:40,063 --> 01:12:43,023 Well... we're here. 1016 01:12:45,526 --> 01:12:46,860 Home. 1017 01:12:49,030 --> 01:12:51,865 My rock looks smaller than I remember it. 1018 01:12:52,867 --> 01:12:54,534 Look at the mural. 1019 01:12:55,370 --> 01:12:58,538 Doesn't actually capture the real thing, does it? 1020 01:12:59,707 --> 01:13:00,874 Wow. 1021 01:13:02,543 --> 01:13:06,279 I forgot about that wall in between us, Melman. 1022 01:13:06,631 --> 01:13:08,590 Was that always there? 1023 01:13:13,888 --> 01:13:18,558 Guys, I'm sorry I ever left the zoo in the first place. 1024 01:13:18,726 --> 01:13:20,227 What do you mean? 1025 01:13:20,395 --> 01:13:23,230 I mean, if I had just stayed put, 1026 01:13:23,398 --> 01:13:26,716 we wouldn't have anything to be sad about right now. 1027 01:13:28,653 --> 01:13:32,990 Leaving the zoo was the best thing that ever happened to us. 1028 01:13:34,575 --> 01:13:35,909 Really? 1029 01:13:36,077 --> 01:13:40,122 Yeah. Out there, in the world, we were really living. 1030 01:13:40,290 --> 01:13:41,665 - Yeah! - It was exciting! 1031 01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:43,959 - It was romantic. - It was dangerous. 1032 01:13:44,127 --> 01:13:45,627 I never felt so alive! 1033 01:13:45,795 --> 01:13:49,089 When we were with the circus, we were already home. 1034 01:13:50,091 --> 01:13:52,592 I only wish we'd realised that sooner. 1035 01:13:53,594 --> 01:13:56,221 I'm really going to miss those guys. 1036 01:13:57,140 --> 01:13:59,933 What do you say we go back? 1037 01:14:00,101 --> 01:14:00,934 Really? 1038 01:14:01,102 --> 01:14:02,352 - I'm with you! - I'm in! 1039 01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:04,021 But what do we tell them? 1040 01:14:04,088 --> 01:14:07,249 We make it right by telling them how wrong we were. 1041 01:14:07,317 --> 01:14:08,150 It's worth a shot. 1042 01:14:08,318 --> 01:14:11,528 And if we go down in flames, so be it! 1043 01:14:11,696 --> 01:14:13,196 - Yes, let's do this! - I like it! 1044 01:14:13,364 --> 01:14:14,448 Yeah, yeah! 1045 01:14:14,615 --> 01:14:16,992 Is my neck getting longer? 1046 01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:19,119 Feel my fur. It's so soft. 1047 01:14:19,287 --> 01:14:20,871 It is soft. 1048 01:14:21,039 --> 01:14:25,625 I'm like a candy cane in a black and white movie. 1049 01:14:26,627 --> 01:14:27,961 Oh, no. 1050 01:14:28,629 --> 01:14:29,963 Dubois. 1051 01:14:30,298 --> 01:14:34,593 Sonya, I miss you, baby! I miss my stinky bear! 1052 01:14:34,761 --> 01:14:37,763 Babe... your fishy kisses! 1053 01:14:39,307 --> 01:14:40,807 Surprise! 1054 01:14:43,019 --> 01:14:45,395 He will never fit in the carry-on. 1055 01:14:45,563 --> 01:14:47,939 But his head will! 1056 01:14:49,567 --> 01:14:50,734 - Hey! - Qu'est-ce que c'est? 1057 01:14:50,902 --> 01:14:53,111 Look! Look what she's done! 1058 01:14:53,279 --> 01:14:55,238 You brought back Alex the lion! 1059 01:14:55,406 --> 01:14:58,158 - It's a miracle! - Thank you! Thank you! 1060 01:14:58,326 --> 01:14:59,993 Sonya, where are you? 1061 01:15:00,161 --> 01:15:01,912 Sonya! 1062 01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:03,246 Excuse me. 1063 01:15:05,041 --> 01:15:07,376 Sonya, baby! 1064 01:15:07,543 --> 01:15:09,419 I don't want to be king any more! 1065 01:15:09,587 --> 01:15:11,922 I was so hung up on who I was... 1066 01:15:12,173 --> 01:15:14,758 who you was... what you smelled like... 1067 01:15:14,926 --> 01:15:19,262 when all that really matters is what we smell like together. 1068 01:15:21,766 --> 01:15:23,100 I know! 1069 01:15:23,267 --> 01:15:24,935 Baby, forgive me. 1070 01:15:25,103 --> 01:15:26,520 Oh, hello? 1071 01:15:26,687 --> 01:15:27,938 Gasp! It's Dubois! 1072 01:15:28,106 --> 01:15:29,106 Baba booey! 1073 01:15:30,108 --> 01:15:31,233 Where did you get this? 1074 01:15:31,401 --> 01:15:32,359 I got it from the zoo. 1075 01:15:32,527 --> 01:15:34,403 The hippies got ambushed! 1076 01:15:34,570 --> 01:15:36,530 What? We have to help them! 1077 01:15:36,697 --> 01:15:37,823 But they lied to us! 1078 01:15:37,990 --> 01:15:39,491 Yeah. Why should we lift a paw? 1079 01:15:39,659 --> 01:15:41,159 They are our friends! 1080 01:15:41,327 --> 01:15:42,869 They're not even circus! 1081 01:15:44,288 --> 01:15:45,956 That's Bolshevik! 1082 01:15:46,791 --> 01:15:51,537 I never thought I'd say this on American soil, but the Russki's right! 1083 01:15:58,761 --> 01:16:01,304 Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! 1084 01:16:01,472 --> 01:16:02,389 Oh, no. 1085 01:16:02,557 --> 01:16:03,682 Alex? 1086 01:16:03,850 --> 01:16:05,267 Where are you? 1087 01:16:05,435 --> 01:16:07,394 Gloria! Are you OK? 1088 01:16:07,562 --> 01:16:10,272 - What is happening? - Alex! 1089 01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:12,566 - No, no! No, no! - Alex the lion! 1090 01:16:12,733 --> 01:16:14,234 No! 1091 01:16:21,993 --> 01:16:25,512 Thank you. Thank you all for coming to this special celebration. 1092 01:16:25,580 --> 01:16:28,623 And now, the woman who made this all possible, 1093 01:16:28,791 --> 01:16:30,959 who brought Alex the lion and a couple of... 1094 01:16:31,127 --> 01:16:32,461 three? 1095 01:16:32,628 --> 01:16:35,046 Three other animals back to New York. 1096 01:16:35,214 --> 01:16:36,840 And she's French. 1097 01:16:37,633 --> 01:16:39,843 Please welcome Chantal Dubois! 1098 01:17:11,125 --> 01:17:12,584 Alex? 1099 01:17:22,428 --> 01:17:24,846 It was never about the money. 1100 01:17:26,390 --> 01:17:28,183 It was about... 1101 01:17:29,268 --> 01:17:31,102 the lion. 1102 01:17:41,239 --> 01:17:44,074 - Gia? - Circus stick together. 1103 01:17:53,042 --> 01:17:55,085 Look! A flying circus! 1104 01:17:55,253 --> 01:17:56,586 No! 1105 01:18:00,841 --> 01:18:04,594 Operation Afro-Circus Rescue... engage! 1106 01:18:04,762 --> 01:18:06,137 Aye, aye, Skipper! 1107 01:18:07,431 --> 01:18:08,932 Unleash the seal. 1108 01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:11,726 - I am a sea lion! - Whatever. 1109 01:18:15,773 --> 01:18:19,317 Two tons of fun. Dive, dive, dive! 1110 01:18:25,283 --> 01:18:26,199 Let's rock. 1111 01:18:26,367 --> 01:18:27,909 You and me, baby! 1112 01:18:47,513 --> 01:18:48,388 Wow! 1113 01:18:56,314 --> 01:18:58,440 Suck in that gut! 1114 01:19:02,069 --> 01:19:03,486 I am impressed! 1115 01:19:14,290 --> 01:19:17,208 Mission accomplished. Now let's get out of here! 1116 01:19:17,376 --> 01:19:19,669 - Wait! Wait for me! - Stefano! 1117 01:19:19,837 --> 01:19:21,755 Don't leave without me! 1118 01:19:27,303 --> 01:19:28,637 Oh, no! 1119 01:19:34,685 --> 01:19:35,727 Go, Stefano! 1120 01:19:35,895 --> 01:19:37,646 Climb! 1121 01:19:44,278 --> 01:19:45,403 Come on, my friend! 1122 01:19:46,822 --> 01:19:47,947 Stefano! 1123 01:19:48,908 --> 01:19:50,450 Help me! 1124 01:19:52,286 --> 01:19:53,328 I will have your head! 1125 01:19:53,496 --> 01:19:54,871 Oh, no! Help me! 1126 01:19:55,039 --> 01:19:56,289 Alex! 1127 01:20:02,838 --> 01:20:04,464 Marty! Shoot me a line. 1128 01:20:04,632 --> 01:20:07,967 You got it. Afro, don't fail me now! 1129 01:20:11,847 --> 01:20:12,889 What are you doing? 1130 01:20:13,057 --> 01:20:15,558 We are doing trapeze americano. 1131 01:20:15,726 --> 01:20:17,394 Let's do it! 1132 01:20:18,479 --> 01:20:20,480 - Frankie, Jonesy! Be ready! - You got it, boss! 1133 01:20:20,648 --> 01:20:21,981 Go, go, go! 1134 01:20:32,910 --> 01:20:34,911 Gia! Take Stefano! 1135 01:20:35,079 --> 01:20:36,162 Alex! 1136 01:20:47,216 --> 01:20:49,384 Aquatic cobras! 1137 01:20:50,594 --> 01:20:53,763 If I am going down, your head is coming with me! 1138 01:20:53,931 --> 01:20:55,682 I don't think so! 1139 01:20:56,183 --> 01:20:57,392 Oi, let's go! 1140 01:20:58,978 --> 01:21:01,354 You're going down, but not with my head. 1141 01:21:04,358 --> 01:21:06,568 Jet pack! He pull up! 1142 01:21:06,736 --> 01:21:09,629 Your days of chasing animals are over, Dubois! 1143 01:21:09,697 --> 01:21:11,781 Because you've just messed with the king! 1144 01:21:20,416 --> 01:21:23,418 This is where animals like you belong! Now sit! 1145 01:21:25,379 --> 01:21:26,379 Lie down. 1146 01:21:27,548 --> 01:21:28,548 Naughty me. 1147 01:21:28,716 --> 01:21:29,883 Roll over. 1148 01:21:31,844 --> 01:21:32,844 Good, Dubois. 1149 01:21:33,179 --> 01:21:34,262 Now stay! 1150 01:21:41,103 --> 01:21:43,646 We did it! 1151 01:21:49,111 --> 01:21:51,613 Balloons to the children of the world! 1152 01:21:51,781 --> 01:21:53,573 Trapeze americano! 1153 01:21:53,741 --> 01:21:56,284 - It is real. - It's real! 1154 01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:07,003 That's how you do it! 1155 01:22:07,963 --> 01:22:11,591 So you want to run away with the circus? 1156 01:22:12,468 --> 01:22:14,344 - Live a life of adventure? - Full of romance? 1157 01:22:14,512 --> 01:22:16,679 - And danger! - Really living! 1158 01:22:16,847 --> 01:22:18,264 What do you say? 1159 01:22:32,230 --> 01:22:42,230 anoXmous https://thepiratebay.se/user/Zen_Bud/ 1160 01:22:40,746 --> 01:22:44,624 Skipper, what did you end up doing with the crazy lady, anyway?