1 00:00:21,987 --> 00:00:26,866 In The New York Herald, November 26, year 1 91 1 ... 2 00:00:27,034 --> 00:00:30,203 there is an account of the hanging of three men. 3 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:37,668 They died for the murder of Sir Edmund William Godfrey... 4 00:00:37,836 --> 00:00:41,464 husband, father, pharmacist, and all-around gentleman resident... 5 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:44,425 of Greenberry Hill, London. 6 00:00:45,385 --> 00:00:49,639 He was murdered by three vagrants whose motive was simple robbery. 7 00:00:49,807 --> 00:00:53,893 They were identified as Joseph Green... 8 00:00:54,436 --> 00:00:56,062 Stanley Berry... 9 00:00:56,772 --> 00:00:58,898 and Daniel Hill. 10 00:01:02,444 --> 00:01:05,571 Green, Berry, Hill. 11 00:01:06,281 --> 00:01:11,285 And I would like to think this was only a matter of chance. 12 00:01:13,580 --> 00:01:18,292 As reported in the Reno Gazette, June of 1983... 13 00:01:18,460 --> 00:01:20,545 there is the story of a fire... 14 00:01:21,129 --> 00:01:24,173 the water that it took to contain the fire... 15 00:01:24,842 --> 00:01:27,927 and a scuba diver named Delmer Darion. 16 00:01:30,848 --> 00:01:34,851 Employee of the Nugget Hotel and Casino, Reno, Nevada... 17 00:01:35,018 --> 00:01:38,771 engaged as a blackjack dealer, well-liked and well-regarded... 18 00:01:38,939 --> 00:01:42,275 as a physical, recreational, and sporting sort... 19 00:01:42,442 --> 00:01:44,944 Delmer's true passion was for the lake. 20 00:01:55,789 --> 00:01:58,791 As reported by the coroner, Delmer died of a heart attack... 21 00:01:58,959 --> 00:02:01,419 somewhere between the lake and the tree... 22 00:02:01,587 --> 00:02:06,007 but most curious side note is the suicide the next day of Craig Hansen... 23 00:02:06,174 --> 00:02:09,218 volunteer firefighter, estranged father of four... 24 00:02:09,386 --> 00:02:13,222 and a poor tendency to drink. Mr. Hansen was the pilot of the plane... 25 00:02:13,390 --> 00:02:17,643 that quite accidentally lifted Delmer Darion out of the water. 26 00:02:17,811 --> 00:02:20,605 Added to this, Mr. Hansen's tortured life... 27 00:02:20,772 --> 00:02:24,150 met before with Delmer Darion just two nights previous. 28 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:25,776 All I need is a two. 29 00:02:25,944 --> 00:02:28,487 All you need is a deuce. All right. 30 00:02:28,655 --> 00:02:30,197 That is an eight. 31 00:02:30,365 --> 00:02:34,243 Glad you like my work. All right. Moment of truth— 32 00:02:34,411 --> 00:02:38,372 The weight of the guilt and the measure of coincidence so large... 33 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:40,750 Craig Hansen took his life. 34 00:02:42,628 --> 00:02:48,174 And I am trying to think this was all only a matter of chance. 35 00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:51,469 The tale told at a 1961 awards dinner... 36 00:02:51,637 --> 00:02:54,305 for the American Association of Forensic Science... 37 00:02:54,473 --> 00:02:57,725 by Dr. John Harper, president of the association... 38 00:02:57,893 --> 00:03:00,186 began with a simple suicide attempt. 39 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:01,812 —curiosity. 40 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:04,273 Seventeen-year-old Sydney Barringer... 41 00:03:04,441 --> 00:03:10,404 in the city of Los Angeles on March 23rd, 1958. 42 00:03:25,754 --> 00:03:28,047 The coroner ruled that the unsuccessful suicide... 43 00:03:28,215 --> 00:03:31,133 had suddenly become a successful homicide. 44 00:03:31,301 --> 00:03:34,679 To explain, the suicide was confirmed by a note... 45 00:03:34,846 --> 00:03:37,890 in the right hip pocket of Sydney Barringer. 46 00:03:38,058 --> 00:03:42,269 At the same time young Sydney stood on the ledge of this nine-story building... 47 00:03:42,437 --> 00:03:45,064 an argument swelled three stories below. 48 00:03:46,441 --> 00:03:50,069 The neighbors heard, as they usually did, the arguing of the tenants... 49 00:03:50,237 --> 00:03:53,739 and it was not uncommon for them to threaten each other with a shotgun... 50 00:03:53,907 --> 00:03:55,908 or one of the many handguns in the house. 51 00:03:56,076 --> 00:03:57,576 I'm gonna put you down! 52 00:03:57,744 --> 00:04:00,246 And when the shotgun accidentally went off... 53 00:04:00,414 --> 00:04:01,539 You asshole! 54 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:04,959 Sydney just happened to pass. 55 00:04:05,127 --> 00:04:06,252 What? 56 00:04:06,670 --> 00:04:09,171 Shut the fuck up! 57 00:04:09,339 --> 00:04:12,758 Added to this, the two tenants turned out to be... 58 00:04:12,926 --> 00:04:14,593 Faye and Arthur Barringer... 59 00:04:14,761 --> 00:04:17,763 Sydney's mother and Sydney's father. 60 00:04:17,931 --> 00:04:19,724 When confronted with the charge... 61 00:04:19,891 --> 00:04:23,436 which took some figuring out for the officers on the scene of the crime... 62 00:04:23,603 --> 00:04:26,439 Faye Barringer swore she did not know the gun was loaded. 63 00:04:26,606 --> 00:04:27,732 I didn't know. 64 00:04:27,899 --> 00:04:31,152 She always threatens me with the gun, but I don't keep it loaded. 65 00:04:31,319 --> 00:04:33,571 And you didn't load the gun? 66 00:04:34,031 --> 00:04:35,448 Why would I load the gun? 67 00:04:35,615 --> 00:04:37,700 A boy who lived in the building... 68 00:04:37,868 --> 00:04:40,494 sometimes a visitor and friend to Sydney Barringer... 69 00:04:40,662 --> 00:04:44,540 said that he had seen, six days prior, the loading of the shotgun. 70 00:04:44,708 --> 00:04:46,292 Ricky, come here a minute. 71 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:48,794 It seems that all the arguing and fighting... 72 00:04:48,962 --> 00:04:51,964 and all of the violence was far too much for Sydney Barringer... 73 00:04:52,132 --> 00:04:55,092 and knowing his mother and father's tendency to fight... 74 00:04:55,260 --> 00:04:56,719 he decided to do something. 75 00:04:58,305 --> 00:05:00,639 He said that he wanted them to kill each other... 76 00:05:00,807 --> 00:05:03,601 and that's all that they wanted to do, kill each other . . . 77 00:05:03,769 --> 00:05:06,937 and that he would help them do that if that's what they wanted. 78 00:05:07,105 --> 00:05:10,816 Sydney Barringer jumps from the ninth-floor rooftop. 79 00:05:10,984 --> 00:05:13,444 His parents argue three stories below. 80 00:05:13,612 --> 00:05:16,572 Her accidental shotgun blast hits Sydney in the stomach... 81 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:19,575 as he passes the arguing sixth-floor window. 82 00:05:19,743 --> 00:05:22,703 He is killed instantly, but continues to fall... 83 00:05:22,871 --> 00:05:27,541 only to find, five stories below, a safety net installed three days prior... 84 00:05:27,709 --> 00:05:30,211 for window washers that would've broken his fall... 85 00:05:30,378 --> 00:05:33,756 and saved his life if not for the hole in his stomach. 86 00:05:33,924 --> 00:05:37,301 So Faye Barringer was charged with the murder of her son... 87 00:05:37,469 --> 00:05:40,888 and Sydney Barringer noted as an accomplice in his own death. 88 00:05:42,265 --> 00:05:44,391 And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator... 89 00:05:44,559 --> 00:05:47,520 that this is not just something that happened. 90 00:05:48,188 --> 00:05:51,273 This cannot be one of those things. 91 00:05:51,441 --> 00:05:54,276 This, please, cannot be that. 92 00:05:54,444 --> 00:05:56,821 And for what I would like to say, I can't. 93 00:05:56,988 --> 00:06:00,157 This was not just a matter of chance. 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Winnicott. 1 91 1. North America. South America. 128 00:08:11,081 --> 00:08:13,499 The answer is four. The answer is 22. Gravity. 129 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:15,584 The answer is The Life of Samuel Johnson. 130 00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:20,589 I don't care what your last bank statement is. 131 00:08:20,757 --> 00:08:23,342 Let's go. You should have done that 10 minutes ago. 132 00:08:23,510 --> 00:08:25,761 We need more dog food. Talk in the car. 133 00:08:25,929 --> 00:08:29,014 - Look, I got a serious audition today. - Are you lonely? 134 00:08:29,182 --> 00:08:31,016 That one too? - I need this one. 135 00:08:31,184 --> 00:08:32,476 Well, let me tell you. 136 00:08:32,644 --> 00:08:35,688 I don't understand why you need four bags of books to go to school. 137 00:08:37,357 --> 00:08:40,192 There's no reason for this many backpacks. 138 00:08:41,319 --> 00:08:43,237 - Be ready at 200. - Lt should be 130. 139 00:08:43,405 --> 00:08:46,198 I told you I got an audition. I won't be here till 200. 140 00:08:46,366 --> 00:08:48,409 Get your stuff. Come on. Gotta go. Love you. 141 00:08:48,576 --> 00:08:49,702 - Love you too. - Okay. 142 00:08:49,869 --> 00:08:53,163 Donnie, do you have an answer? 143 00:08:53,331 --> 00:08:55,457 I do, Jimmy. Prometheus. 144 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:56,667 It is! 145 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:00,713 Donnie, how does it feel? 146 00:09:05,051 --> 00:09:08,637 It's pretty exciting. Bet you don't get many people my age getting braces. 147 00:09:08,805 --> 00:09:11,140 You were so cute on that game show. 148 00:09:11,308 --> 00:09:14,018 Bet you can't answer any questions now, though, huh? Ha, ha! 149 00:09:14,185 --> 00:09:16,312 - So we're all set to go, Donnie. Good. 150 00:09:16,479 --> 00:09:18,022 - I'll see you tomorrow morning. - Okay. 151 00:09:18,189 --> 00:09:20,316 Bye. - You're running around like crazy. 152 00:09:20,483 --> 00:09:21,734 I'm gonna be late for work. 153 00:09:33,288 --> 00:09:34,705 Hey. 154 00:09:34,873 --> 00:09:36,540 It's the Quiz Kid, Donnie Smith. 155 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:39,335 PH LL Hello, hello. 156 00:09:48,053 --> 00:09:52,097 - How's today, then? - Fucking bullshit is what this is. 157 00:09:53,058 --> 00:09:54,725 Fucking regrets. 158 00:09:54,893 --> 00:09:59,229 And we do these things, move through this life. 159 00:09:59,731 --> 00:10:03,484 I'm gonna need your help, Phil. You got to help me on something today. 160 00:10:03,651 --> 00:10:05,694 I'll take care. Anything, Earl. 161 00:10:05,862 --> 00:10:08,364 Well, you're his doctor, and that's why. 162 00:10:08,531 --> 00:10:10,783 Tell me something. Tell me something. 163 00:10:10,950 --> 00:10:13,035 He needs more pills. He needs more— Fuck it. 164 00:10:13,203 --> 00:10:15,454 He needs more pills, and I need some answers . . . 165 00:10:15,622 --> 00:10:17,289 so I'm coming to see you. 166 00:10:20,877 --> 00:10:22,127 Morning, Linda. 167 00:10:27,342 --> 00:10:29,176 I love you, my darling. 168 00:10:29,344 --> 00:10:31,762 I'll be back in a while, Phil. I have to do some things . . . 169 00:10:31,930 --> 00:10:34,640 and I have to see something, and I'll be back. 170 00:10:36,351 --> 00:10:37,893 Fuck. 171 00:10:38,061 --> 00:10:40,854 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 172 00:10:42,315 --> 00:10:43,941 Press one to hear... 173 00:10:44,109 --> 00:10:46,235 this person's personal description of themselves... 174 00:10:46,403 --> 00:10:48,404 and two to leave a personal message of your own. 175 00:10:50,365 --> 00:10:53,867 Well, hello. This is Jim. I work in law enforcement. 176 00:10:54,035 --> 00:10:55,452 I'm an officer for the LAPD... 177 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:57,830 and work out of the North Hollywood district. 178 00:10:57,997 --> 00:11:00,499 I love my job, and I love to go to the movies. 179 00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:02,835 I try to stay physically fit. My job demands it. 180 00:11:03,002 --> 00:11:04,837 I'm getting up there, though. 181 00:11:05,004 --> 00:11:09,716 I'm 32 years old, and I'm 6'2" tall, and I weigh about 180... 182 00:11:09,884 --> 00:11:11,343 if that's important to you. 183 00:11:11,511 --> 00:11:14,930 I'm really interested in meeting someone special who likes quiet things. 184 00:11:15,098 --> 00:11:19,101 My life is very stressful, and I hope to have a relationship that is very calm... 185 00:11:19,269 --> 00:11:21,854 and undemanding and loving... 186 00:11:22,021 --> 00:11:26,275 so if you are this person, please leave me a message at box number 82. 187 00:11:26,443 --> 00:11:28,026 Thank you. 188 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,702 So much violence. .. 189 00:11:37,245 --> 00:11:40,122 but that's the way of the world. Good luck, as always. 190 00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:44,835 Serve and protect and all that other blah, blah, blah on the side of the car. 191 00:11:47,213 --> 00:11:49,089 Let me tell you something. 192 00:11:49,632 --> 00:11:52,009 This is not an easy job. 193 00:11:53,178 --> 00:11:57,389 I get a call on the radio from Dispatch. 194 00:11:57,557 --> 00:11:59,475 It's bad news. 195 00:12:00,727 --> 00:12:02,811 And it stinks. 196 00:12:04,814 --> 00:12:09,401 But this is my job, and I love it... 197 00:12:10,612 --> 00:12:12,738 because I wanna do well. 198 00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:16,033 In this life and in this world, I wanna do well... 199 00:12:16,201 --> 00:12:18,452 and I wanna help people. 200 00:12:19,162 --> 00:12:21,914 And I might get 20 bad calls a day... 201 00:12:22,081 --> 00:12:26,752 but one time I can help someone, I make a save . . . 202 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:30,172 I correct a wrong or right a situation.. . 203 00:12:31,090 --> 00:12:33,258 then I'm a happy cop. 204 00:12:34,844 --> 00:12:39,431 And we move through this life, we should try and do good. 205 00:12:44,437 --> 00:12:46,230 Do good. 206 00:12:48,983 --> 00:12:51,235 And if we can do that. .. 207 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:54,613 and not hurt anyone else... 208 00:12:56,032 --> 00:12:58,367 well, then . . . . 209 00:13:09,837 --> 00:13:12,130 Hello? I turn around, there's something. 210 00:13:12,298 --> 00:13:14,132 - Whoa! Slow down. - You can't just come in here. 211 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,510 - The door was open. - You not allowed to come in. 212 00:13:16,678 --> 00:13:18,470 - Calm down. - I am calm! 213 00:13:18,638 --> 00:13:21,348 I got a call to this apartment, report of a disturbance. 214 00:13:21,516 --> 00:13:23,100 There's no disturbance. 215 00:13:23,268 --> 00:13:26,562 I got a call of a disturbance. I wanna see what's going on. 216 00:13:26,729 --> 00:13:30,315 - Yeah, but there's no disturbance. - Then you got nothing to worry about. 217 00:13:30,483 --> 00:13:34,069 You don't tell me. I know my rights. Just come right in. You can't just . . . . 218 00:13:34,237 --> 00:13:36,071 All right, ma'am, you wanna test me? 219 00:13:36,239 --> 00:13:39,283 All right? You wanna tell me about the law book, we can do that. 220 00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:42,494 You push me far enough, I will take you to jail. 221 00:13:42,662 --> 00:13:46,331 - Okay? Now calm yourself down. - I am calm! 222 00:13:46,499 --> 00:13:49,668 No. You are not calm. You're screaming at me. 223 00:13:49,836 --> 00:13:51,587 Do you understand? 224 00:13:52,171 --> 00:13:54,965 I got a call of a disturbance, and I'm going to check it out. 225 00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:57,259 That is what I'm going to do. 226 00:13:58,177 --> 00:14:01,013 - Are you alone in here? - I ain't got to answer your questions. 227 00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:04,516 No, you don't, but I'm gonna ask you one more time. 228 00:14:04,684 --> 00:14:07,853 - Are you alone in here? - What does it look like? 229 00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:11,231 - There's no one else in here? - You in here. 230 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:14,651 Okay. That's true, but is there anyone else . . . 231 00:14:14,819 --> 00:14:16,820 besides me and besides you in this house? 232 00:14:16,988 --> 00:14:18,905 - No. I said that already. - Mm-hm. 233 00:14:19,073 --> 00:14:21,158 - Are you lying to me? - I live by myself. 234 00:14:21,326 --> 00:14:24,786 That might be true, but the question I'm asking you, ma'am . . . . 235 00:14:24,954 --> 00:14:27,539 ls there anyone else in this house right now? 236 00:14:27,707 --> 00:14:30,667 - No. - Okay. 237 00:14:30,835 --> 00:14:32,544 - What is your name? - Marcie. 238 00:14:32,712 --> 00:14:35,714 Okay. Marcie, I'm gonna need you to take a seat here. 239 00:14:35,882 --> 00:14:39,968 - I prefer to stand up. - Okay. I'm not asking. 240 00:14:41,304 --> 00:14:44,598 - I didn't even do nothing. - Move, ma'am. 241 00:14:49,228 --> 00:14:54,358 Okay. So, like I was saying, I'm here to check on a disturbance. 242 00:14:54,525 --> 00:14:57,319 Now, some of your neighbors heard screaming and a loud crash. 243 00:14:57,487 --> 00:14:59,905 - I don't even know no loud crash. - Okay, what—? 244 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,366 - What was that? - Nothing. 245 00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:05,744 - Sit back down on the couch. - I ain't gotta do a goddamn thing. 246 00:15:05,912 --> 00:15:07,746 - What's this bullshit? - Do not do this. 247 00:15:07,914 --> 00:15:11,416 - Do not do this. Do not slap me, ma'am. - This is bullshit. This is bullshit. 248 00:15:11,584 --> 00:15:15,879 This is bullshit. For what? For what? For what? Huh? Tell me for what. 249 00:15:16,047 --> 00:15:17,214 No, tell me for what. 250 00:15:17,382 --> 00:15:19,758 I asked you to sit on the couch. This is bullshit. 251 00:15:21,344 --> 00:15:23,553 This is bullshit. This is fucking bullshit. 252 00:15:23,721 --> 00:15:25,931 15-L-27, I'm gonna need backup. 253 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,433 What the fuck is this? It's bullshit, motherfucker! 254 00:15:28,601 --> 00:15:32,020 - I want you to stay right there. - Fucking bullshit, and you know it! 255 00:15:32,188 --> 00:15:34,731 Stay right there, Marcie. - Don't you go in my bedroom! 256 00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:38,610 This is bullshit, motherfucker! Don't go down the hallway! 257 00:15:38,778 --> 00:15:40,821 Don't go down my motherfucking hallway! 258 00:15:40,988 --> 00:15:42,114 This is the LAPD! 259 00:15:42,281 --> 00:15:44,324 Don't go in my goddamn bedroom! 260 00:15:44,492 --> 00:15:46,451 Come out now with your hands up! 261 00:15:47,954 --> 00:15:50,372 What did I tell you? Ain't nobody in there! 262 00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:52,624 Where the fuck you going, motherfucker? 263 00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,876 Don't go in my goddamn bedroom! 264 00:15:55,044 --> 00:15:57,963 Stay out of my motherfucking closet! What did I tell you? 265 00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:00,465 - Don't go down my hallway! - This is the police! 266 00:16:00,633 --> 00:16:03,135 If there is anyone in this closet, come out... 267 00:16:03,302 --> 00:16:05,971 and show yourself to me now, with your hands up. 268 00:16:06,639 --> 00:16:09,599 Marcie, do not drag that couch any further! 269 00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:10,851 Don't do this, ma'am! 270 00:16:11,018 --> 00:16:14,187 There's nobody in my motherfucking closet! 271 00:16:14,355 --> 00:16:16,648 If I have to open this closet, you will get shot! 272 00:16:16,816 --> 00:16:19,484 Come back here! Come back here, motherfucker! 273 00:16:19,652 --> 00:16:21,987 What can't you goddamn fucking talk to me? 274 00:16:22,864 --> 00:16:26,950 - There's nobody in there! I told you! Marcie, quiet down! 275 00:16:28,745 --> 00:16:32,873 This don't make no fucking sense! This don't make no goddamn sense! 276 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,500 This is bullshit, motherfucker! 277 00:16:35,668 --> 00:16:37,335 Why can't you talk to me? 278 00:16:39,088 --> 00:16:40,922 Whoa! Whoa-ho! 279 00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:43,175 What the hell is this, Marcie? 280 00:16:43,342 --> 00:16:45,677 That ain't mine. 281 00:16:46,387 --> 00:16:48,847 He's dying. He's fucking dying as we're sitting here. 282 00:16:49,015 --> 00:16:50,307 There's not a fucking... 283 00:16:50,475 --> 00:16:52,517 Jesus, how can you tell me to calm down? 284 00:16:53,269 --> 00:16:56,021 I can help you through this, but there's certain things... 285 00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:59,357 you're gonna have to take care of, and we can go over them... 286 00:16:59,525 --> 00:17:02,319 but I need to know that you're listening to me, okay? 287 00:17:02,487 --> 00:17:05,530 I'm— I'm in a fucking state. It's like he's going, and I don't— 288 00:17:05,698 --> 00:17:09,034 Just tell me practical things, like what the fuck do I do with his body? 289 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:12,370 What do I do when he dies? What next? What happens then? What next? 290 00:17:12,538 --> 00:17:14,247 That's what Hospice can take care of. 291 00:17:14,415 --> 00:17:16,291 They'll send over a nurse, somebody who— 292 00:17:16,459 --> 00:17:18,335 No. Phil. He has Phil now. 293 00:17:18,503 --> 00:17:21,087 - Phil is one of the nurses from the service? - Yeah. 294 00:17:21,255 --> 00:17:24,758 If you're happy with Phil taking care of him and helping you, that's fine... 295 00:17:24,926 --> 00:17:27,302 but contact Hospice to arrange for the body. 296 00:17:27,470 --> 00:17:29,262 You don't understand. It's— 297 00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:33,183 There's more pain than before, and the fucking morphine pills aren't working . . . 298 00:17:33,351 --> 00:17:36,812 and it's like— The past two days, he can't really swallow... 299 00:17:36,979 --> 00:17:40,440 and I, um— I don't know if the pills are going down. 300 00:17:40,608 --> 00:17:44,277 I can't see inside his mouth anymore, and I'm up all night staring at him . . . 301 00:17:44,445 --> 00:17:47,864 and I don't know if the pills are going down. He moans and he hurts. 302 00:17:48,032 --> 00:17:50,367 We can fix that, because I can give you— 303 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,327 Are you listening? 304 00:17:52,495 --> 00:17:55,789 - Yeah. I'm listening. I'm getting better. - Do you wanna sit down? 305 00:17:55,957 --> 00:17:57,707 I need to sit down. 306 00:18:01,879 --> 00:18:04,089 Okay, Linda, Earl's not gonna make it. 307 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:07,884 He's dying. He is. He's dying very, very rapidly. 308 00:18:08,553 --> 00:18:11,638 The thing here is to make this experience . . . 309 00:18:11,806 --> 00:18:14,975 as painless and easy for him as possible. 310 00:18:15,142 --> 00:18:16,768 You understand? 311 00:18:16,936 --> 00:18:21,106 Now, Hospice will take care of all the technical things. 312 00:18:21,315 --> 00:18:24,276 They will help you. They will take care of the body. 313 00:18:24,443 --> 00:18:26,695 They are who you call when he dies. 314 00:18:27,864 --> 00:18:30,115 There's the number of Hospice. 315 00:18:32,368 --> 00:18:35,579 Okay. Now, as far as the morphine pills go . . . 316 00:18:35,746 --> 00:18:37,747 there's something else to consider. 317 00:18:37,915 --> 00:18:42,627 There's a very strong, very potent solution of liquid morphine . . . 318 00:18:42,795 --> 00:18:45,714 and it's a little bottle. It has an eyedropper. 319 00:18:45,882 --> 00:18:48,508 It's easy to get into his mouth and drop on his tongue... 320 00:18:48,676 --> 00:18:52,262 and it will certainly diminish the pain that he's in. 321 00:18:53,639 --> 00:18:57,517 But you need to realize that, uh, once you give it to him... 322 00:18:57,685 --> 00:18:59,936 there really is no going back. 323 00:19:00,104 --> 00:19:04,733 It will certainly cure his pain, but he will drift in and out of consciousness . . . 324 00:19:04,901 --> 00:19:07,986 even worse than he is now, Linda. I mean... 325 00:19:08,946 --> 00:19:13,283 All sign of the recognizable Earl will pretty much go away. 326 00:19:16,078 --> 00:19:20,123 I— What the fuck can I say to—? I don't know what to say to that. 327 00:19:31,177 --> 00:19:33,345 I don't want to do this. 328 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,514 Sit here. 329 00:19:38,434 --> 00:19:41,311 I can see the things, you know. 330 00:19:41,479 --> 00:19:44,773 It's getting there, that's the cocksucker. 331 00:19:46,651 --> 00:19:48,985 I see that pen. 332 00:19:49,153 --> 00:19:51,321 I see it. I know it's there. 333 00:19:51,489 --> 00:19:53,406 I reach for it. 334 00:19:54,533 --> 00:19:56,034 No. 335 00:19:57,662 --> 00:20:00,372 No. No goddamn use. 336 00:20:02,124 --> 00:20:03,959 I have a son, you know. 337 00:20:04,126 --> 00:20:05,919 - You do? - Yeah. 338 00:20:06,087 --> 00:20:08,505 - Where is he? - I don't know. 339 00:20:08,673 --> 00:20:10,340 I mean... 340 00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:13,093 he's around, but... 341 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:18,640 He's here in town, but I don't know. 342 00:20:18,808 --> 00:20:20,976 You know . . . 343 00:20:21,143 --> 00:20:23,436 he's a tough one. 344 00:20:24,897 --> 00:20:26,356 Very . . . . 345 00:20:30,653 --> 00:20:33,321 - Got a girlfriend, Phil? - No. 346 00:20:33,489 --> 00:20:35,740 - Get a girlfriend. - I'm trying. 347 00:20:35,908 --> 00:20:39,369 Do good things with her. Share the things. 348 00:20:39,537 --> 00:20:42,330 - All that bullshit is true, you know. - Yeah. 349 00:20:42,498 --> 00:20:46,126 Find a good one, hold on, and all that. 350 00:20:46,293 --> 00:20:47,585 Where's Linda? 351 00:20:47,753 --> 00:20:50,672 She went out. She, uh, said she went out to run some errands. 352 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,882 - She'll be back. - Oh. 353 00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:55,051 - She's a good girl. - Yeah. 354 00:20:56,637 --> 00:21:02,600 She's a little nuts. Heh. But she's a good girl, I think. Yeah. 355 00:21:03,269 --> 00:21:05,186 - She's a little daffy. Yeah. - Yeah. 356 00:21:05,354 --> 00:21:07,272 She loves you. 357 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,983 Well, maybe. 358 00:21:10,484 --> 00:21:12,610 - Yeah. - Yeah. 359 00:21:12,778 --> 00:21:14,195 She is a good one. 360 00:21:14,363 --> 00:21:17,073 When's the last time you talked to your son? 361 00:21:18,534 --> 00:21:20,201 I don't know. 362 00:21:21,245 --> 00:21:22,746 Ten. 363 00:21:23,497 --> 00:21:27,792 Maybe ten . . . . Five... 364 00:21:30,504 --> 00:21:31,629 Fuck. 365 00:21:33,632 --> 00:21:35,175 Fuck. 366 00:21:35,342 --> 00:21:38,053 That's another thing that goes. 367 00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:42,474 - Your memory? - Time lines, you know? 368 00:21:43,434 --> 00:21:48,480 I can remember things, but not right there. 369 00:21:48,647 --> 00:21:50,273 - You know? - Yeah. 370 00:21:50,441 --> 00:21:52,525 "Yeah"? What the fuck do you know? 371 00:21:52,693 --> 00:21:55,820 - I've seen it before. - Oh, other fucking assholes like me? 372 00:21:55,988 --> 00:21:58,823 - Ah, there's no asshole like you. - Cocksucker. 373 00:22:00,242 --> 00:22:03,828 How come every word you use is either cocksucker, shit balls, or fuck? 374 00:22:03,996 --> 00:22:07,082 - Do me a personal favor. - Go fuck myself. 375 00:22:07,249 --> 00:22:08,666 - You got it. - Ha, ha. 376 00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:19,344 I can't... 377 00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:21,304 I can't hold on to this any longer. 378 00:22:21,472 --> 00:22:25,767 - I'll get another pill. Another morphine pill. - No. Give me the fucking phone. 379 00:22:25,935 --> 00:22:30,146 - Who you gonna call? - I wanna see this. I, uh— 380 00:22:30,314 --> 00:22:32,524 - Where is he? Do you know? - Who? 381 00:22:32,691 --> 00:22:35,443 - Jack. - ls Jack your son? 382 00:22:37,863 --> 00:22:40,115 Do you want to call him on the phone? I can call him. 383 00:22:40,282 --> 00:22:42,867 I can dial the number if you can remember the number. 384 00:22:43,035 --> 00:22:44,953 It's not him. 385 00:22:45,121 --> 00:22:48,540 It's not him. He's a fucking asshole. 386 00:22:48,707 --> 00:22:52,043 Oh, Phil, come here. This is so boring. 387 00:22:52,211 --> 00:22:55,088 So goddamn. . . . Goddamn . . .. 388 00:22:55,256 --> 00:22:58,216 You know, that dying wish . . . 389 00:22:58,384 --> 00:23:01,886 and all that old man on a bed . . .. 390 00:23:03,222 --> 00:23:07,308 - Wants one thing. - It's okay. 391 00:23:08,018 --> 00:23:09,936 Find him on a . . . . 392 00:23:13,607 --> 00:23:15,066 Frank. 393 00:23:16,443 --> 00:23:21,406 His name is Frank Mackey. 394 00:23:23,909 --> 00:23:26,077 - Frank Mackey? - Yeah. 395 00:23:26,245 --> 00:23:27,954 That's your son? 396 00:23:28,122 --> 00:23:30,081 Not my name. 397 00:23:32,751 --> 00:23:34,627 Go find. .. 398 00:23:35,421 --> 00:23:37,255 Find Lily. 399 00:23:38,966 --> 00:23:42,510 Give me that. Give me. 400 00:23:44,638 --> 00:23:47,765 Give me— If you give me that... 401 00:23:49,393 --> 00:23:51,603 over there on, uh . . . . 402 00:23:53,105 --> 00:23:55,523 Oh. Fuck. I can't hold on to this. 403 00:23:55,691 --> 00:23:57,275 I got it. I got it. 404 00:23:57,443 --> 00:23:58,860 Yeah. 405 00:24:00,112 --> 00:24:01,529 Ah. 406 00:25:41,672 --> 00:25:44,048 Respect the cock. 407 00:25:46,677 --> 00:25:50,305 And tame the cunt. 408 00:25:53,475 --> 00:25:54,892 Tame it. 409 00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:58,646 Take it on headfirst with the skills that I will teach you at work... 410 00:25:58,814 --> 00:26:01,149 - . . . and say, "No." No! 411 00:26:01,317 --> 00:26:03,943 - You will not control me. No! No! 412 00:26:04,111 --> 00:26:07,030 - You will not take my soul. No! No! 413 00:26:07,197 --> 00:26:09,824 You will not win this game. 414 00:26:09,992 --> 00:26:12,910 Because it is a game, guys. You wanna think it's not, huh? 415 00:26:13,078 --> 00:26:15,079 You go back to the schoolyard... 416 00:26:15,247 --> 00:26:18,750 and you have that crush on big-titted Mary Jane. 417 00:26:23,881 --> 00:26:26,257 Respect the cock. 418 00:26:31,597 --> 00:26:33,973 You are embedding this thought 419 00:26:34,725 --> 00:26:38,227 - I am the one who's in charge. - Yeah. 420 00:26:38,771 --> 00:26:41,773 - I am the one who says, "Yes." Yes! 421 00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:43,566 - "No." No! 422 00:26:43,734 --> 00:26:45,777 - "Now." Now! 423 00:26:45,944 --> 00:26:47,278 "Here." 424 00:26:54,495 --> 00:26:56,287 Because it's universal, man. 425 00:26:56,455 --> 00:26:59,040 It is evolutional. It is anthropological. 426 00:26:59,208 --> 00:27:02,460 - Lt is biological. - Yeah. 427 00:27:02,628 --> 00:27:04,170 It is animal. 428 00:27:04,338 --> 00:27:05,963 We . . . 429 00:27:07,716 --> 00:27:09,467 are . . . 430 00:27:13,472 --> 00:27:15,807 men. 431 00:27:18,143 --> 00:27:21,270 You need to ask yourself what you can do . . . . 432 00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:23,106 - You Gwenovier? - Yeah. 433 00:27:23,273 --> 00:27:25,066 I'm Captain Muffy, Frank's assistant. 434 00:27:25,234 --> 00:27:27,819 - This is Doc. We can go in right here. - Sorry I'm late. 435 00:27:27,986 --> 00:27:29,570 He started about 35 minutes ago.. . 436 00:27:29,738 --> 00:27:32,657 but he's probably getting all pumped up right now. 437 00:27:33,784 --> 00:27:37,245 Look down at the top of the page. At the top of the page, what does it say? 438 00:27:37,413 --> 00:27:41,582 - "Get a calendar." - Right. I cannot stress this enough. 439 00:27:41,750 --> 00:27:44,836 It's a simple item. It's 99 cents at the corner store. 440 00:27:45,003 --> 00:27:48,798 But if you look into your packs, reach deep into your packs . . . 441 00:27:48,966 --> 00:27:53,428 you will see that I have been nice enough to include one. See? 442 00:27:53,595 --> 00:27:57,390 Yeah, yeah. That's just the kind of prick I am. 443 00:27:57,558 --> 00:28:00,643 You're gonna need this calendar. It doesn't seem like much. 444 00:28:00,811 --> 00:28:02,812 It's a simple item. It is a small item.. . 445 00:28:02,980 --> 00:28:06,232 but it is going to make all the difference in your world. 446 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,359 You meet a girl, work an A-3 interruption. 447 00:28:08,527 --> 00:28:11,946 Let's say an eight-day waiting period before next contact. 448 00:28:12,114 --> 00:28:14,198 How are you gonna know when those eight days are up? 449 00:28:14,366 --> 00:28:15,408 Mark the calendar. 450 00:28:15,576 --> 00:28:18,119 That's right. Mark the calendar. You're gonna mark that calendar. 451 00:28:18,287 --> 00:28:20,872 You're going to stick with me and this calendar. 452 00:28:21,039 --> 00:28:22,331 You're gonna set goals. 453 00:28:22,499 --> 00:28:26,210 If you really, really wanna make that friend something else... 454 00:28:26,378 --> 00:28:28,588 you're gonna have to be tough on yourself. 455 00:28:28,755 --> 00:28:30,923 You're gonna have to set goals. 456 00:28:31,383 --> 00:28:34,302 Uh, you, sir, in the, uh, brown short-sleeve shirt. 457 00:28:34,470 --> 00:28:36,554 I can't read your name tag. What's your name, please? 458 00:28:44,229 --> 00:28:47,899 - Hello. - Hi, uh, is Frank there? 459 00:28:48,066 --> 00:28:50,568 - No, you have the wrong number. - Um... 460 00:28:50,736 --> 00:28:52,987 I'm sorry. I'm looking for a Frank Mackey. 461 00:28:53,155 --> 00:28:55,239 Yeah, no, there's no Frank here. 462 00:28:55,407 --> 00:29:00,411 Is this, um, 818-775-3993? 463 00:29:00,579 --> 00:29:03,247 Yeah. No, you have the wrong number. 464 00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:07,543 Do you know a Jack, by any chance? 465 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:11,088 Just a regular deal. Loosers and tighters. 466 00:29:11,256 --> 00:29:14,425 - We're all set upstairs. - And then she called me up... 467 00:29:15,344 --> 00:29:19,430 and she asked me for advice about a guy. 468 00:29:19,598 --> 00:29:21,599 - Got everything you need? - All set, thanks. 469 00:29:21,767 --> 00:29:24,644 Does she know how you feel about her? Have you discussed that? 470 00:29:24,811 --> 00:29:26,437 Yes. Absolutely. 471 00:29:26,605 --> 00:29:28,564 And what does she say? 472 00:29:28,732 --> 00:29:31,692 She says she doesn't feel that way about me. 473 00:29:33,195 --> 00:29:36,781 I don't think there's anyone in this room that doesn't understand that pain... 474 00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:39,617 and I wanna thank you for sharing that with us. 475 00:29:39,785 --> 00:29:45,957 Let me tell you what we're gonna teach Denise when we set goals, all right? 476 00:29:46,124 --> 00:29:48,334 What I say is, "Denise. 477 00:29:48,502 --> 00:29:50,878 Denise the Piece." 478 00:29:51,046 --> 00:29:53,881 I mark it down. Oh, I write it up. 479 00:29:54,049 --> 00:29:56,425 And you have been warned... 480 00:29:56,593 --> 00:29:59,095 because I have my lasers . . . 481 00:29:59,263 --> 00:30:01,639 I have my Tasers, I have my lCBMs. .. 482 00:30:01,807 --> 00:30:06,894 I have my bazookas, I have my jets pointed right at you. 483 00:30:07,062 --> 00:30:09,814 Because me and my brothers, we like to celebrate... 484 00:30:09,982 --> 00:30:14,652 and on the first of May, we celebrate V-Day. 485 00:30:17,489 --> 00:30:22,285 And come June, oh, baby, it is the lick of my spoon. 486 00:30:23,787 --> 00:30:26,497 Come August, we like to celebrate... 487 00:30:26,665 --> 00:30:29,709 Saint Suck My Big Fat Fucking Sausage. 488 00:30:31,461 --> 00:30:32,837 I set goals for myself. .. 489 00:30:33,005 --> 00:30:35,464 and when I say I do not wanna take it anymore . . . 490 00:30:35,632 --> 00:30:37,091 I will not take it anymore. 491 00:30:37,259 --> 00:30:40,177 You think she's your friend, Geoff? You think she's your friend? 492 00:30:40,345 --> 00:30:41,512 They're not your friends. 493 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,890 Do you really think she's gonna be there when things go bad? 494 00:30:45,058 --> 00:30:48,811 Huh, guys? When things go wrong, do you think they're gonna be there for us? 495 00:30:48,979 --> 00:30:50,855 Ho-ho, you think again. 496 00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:54,358 Oh, fucking Denise, Denise the Piece... 497 00:30:54,526 --> 00:30:58,029 you are gonna give me that cherry pie, sweet mama baby. 498 00:31:02,909 --> 00:31:07,204 Oh, yeah, but listen up. That is not to say that we don't all need females as friends. 499 00:31:07,372 --> 00:31:11,083 We're gonna learn later that having a couple of chick friends lying around.. . 500 00:31:11,251 --> 00:31:14,712 comes in real handy in setting jealousy traps. We'll get to that later. 501 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:19,342 Right now, what I want you guys to do is pull out your blue booklets, page 18. 502 00:31:19,509 --> 00:31:22,053 We're going quickly. We're gonna workshop it later. 503 00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:24,180 Eighteen, blue booklet. 504 00:31:24,348 --> 00:31:26,724 "Form A Tragedy." 505 00:31:26,892 --> 00:31:29,226 This is simple and clean, and if done correctly... 506 00:31:29,394 --> 00:31:31,604 can be very, very effective in getting some bush. 507 00:31:31,772 --> 00:31:34,982 Here we go. You call up your so-called friend and set a date. 508 00:31:35,150 --> 00:31:38,736 Let's say make it around 730. You call her on the phone. 509 00:32:02,260 --> 00:32:03,636 Hello? 510 00:32:04,388 --> 00:32:06,847 Hi. Uh, is Claudia here? 511 00:32:07,015 --> 00:32:08,933 She's sleeping. 512 00:32:10,602 --> 00:32:13,270 Are you—? Are you her boyfriend? 513 00:32:14,940 --> 00:32:16,273 You're Jimmy Gator, right? 514 00:32:16,441 --> 00:32:19,068 That's right. What's your name? 515 00:32:19,236 --> 00:32:20,986 I'm Ray. 516 00:32:22,030 --> 00:32:24,699 - So are you her boyfriend? - No, I'm just a friend. 517 00:32:24,866 --> 00:32:26,659 I see. 518 00:32:27,703 --> 00:32:30,663 - Ha, ha, what are you doing here? I mean— - I'm her father. 519 00:32:31,957 --> 00:32:34,250 Mind if I come in? 520 00:32:35,168 --> 00:32:38,087 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks. 521 00:32:48,348 --> 00:32:52,309 What the fuck is this? It's me, Claudia. It's me. 522 00:32:52,477 --> 00:32:55,271 What do you want? Why are you here? 523 00:32:55,856 --> 00:32:59,066 I'd like to talk to you. Uh, your boyfriend let me in. I just— 524 00:32:59,234 --> 00:33:01,318 That's not my boyfriend. 525 00:33:01,486 --> 00:33:05,740 - Wanna call me a slut now or something? - No, I don't. 526 00:33:05,907 --> 00:33:07,491 What the fuck do you want? 527 00:33:08,535 --> 00:33:12,955 - I wanna sit. I wanna talk to you. - Don't sit down. 528 00:33:13,123 --> 00:33:16,333 I want to, uh— God, I want so many things. 529 00:33:16,501 --> 00:33:18,836 - Maybe we could talk— - I don't wanna talk to you. 530 00:33:19,004 --> 00:33:22,590 - There's things I have to talk to you about. - I don't want to talk to you. 531 00:33:22,758 --> 00:33:24,842 That's all right. It doesn't have to be now. 532 00:33:25,010 --> 00:33:27,052 We can make a date to set some other time. 533 00:33:27,220 --> 00:33:29,180 I didn't mean to walk in on you like this. 534 00:33:29,347 --> 00:33:32,683 Why are you here? Why are you doing this? Coming in here? 535 00:33:32,851 --> 00:33:36,020 - You wanna call me a whore? - No, I— Claudia . . . . 536 00:33:36,188 --> 00:33:38,439 I don't want you to think I'm that way to you. 537 00:33:38,607 --> 00:33:42,109 - I'm not gonna call you a slut or something. - Yeah, ha, ha. Yeah, right. 538 00:33:42,277 --> 00:33:44,278 What are you doing here? 539 00:33:44,446 --> 00:33:47,198 What the fuck are you doing in my house? 540 00:33:47,365 --> 00:33:49,867 Please don't yell, honey. Just don't go crazy. 541 00:33:50,035 --> 00:33:53,704 I'm not crazy! Don't you tell me that I'm crazy! 542 00:33:53,872 --> 00:33:58,250 Claudia, I'm sick. I'm sick, Claudia. 543 00:33:58,418 --> 00:34:00,377 - Fuck you. - No, no, please, listen to me. 544 00:34:00,545 --> 00:34:03,047 - Fuck you! - Listen to me right now, Claudia. 545 00:34:03,215 --> 00:34:05,382 I am dying. 546 00:34:05,550 --> 00:34:07,968 I got sick, and then I fell down— 547 00:34:08,136 --> 00:34:10,805 Fuck you! Get the fuck out of my house. 548 00:34:10,972 --> 00:34:14,225 I'm dying. I have cancer, Claudia. 549 00:34:14,392 --> 00:34:16,227 I have cancer. 550 00:34:16,394 --> 00:34:18,979 - And I'm dying very soon. - Fuck you. 551 00:34:19,147 --> 00:34:22,316 - It's metastasized in my bones. - Fuck you! 552 00:34:22,484 --> 00:34:25,152 Claudia, it's. ... I'm not lying to you. This is the truth. 553 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,863 I'm telling you, Claudia, I'm going to lose. 554 00:34:28,865 --> 00:34:30,324 Get out. 555 00:34:31,076 --> 00:34:34,620 Get out! Get the fuck out of here! 556 00:34:34,788 --> 00:34:38,666 - Get out! Go! - Your mother would like to hear from you. 557 00:34:39,167 --> 00:34:41,919 Fuck you. Get out! 558 00:34:43,421 --> 00:34:46,298 Get the fuck out of my house now! 559 00:34:46,466 --> 00:34:48,300 Get out! 560 00:34:57,477 --> 00:34:59,270 Keep your body running good. 561 00:34:59,437 --> 00:35:01,272 Prevention is everything. 562 00:35:01,439 --> 00:35:04,149 If you don't maintain it, I'll be fixing it. 563 00:35:04,317 --> 00:35:05,609 Keep fit. Stay healthy. 564 00:35:05,777 --> 00:35:08,445 If your car is running good, take it to Jiffy Lube... 565 00:35:08,613 --> 00:35:09,780 and they offer Pennzoil. 566 00:35:09,948 --> 00:35:11,574 Prevention. 567 00:35:11,741 --> 00:35:13,075 It's worth it. 568 00:35:13,243 --> 00:35:14,994 Hey, you don't wanna see me. 569 00:35:15,161 --> 00:35:16,620 Don. 570 00:35:17,455 --> 00:35:19,206 Hey, Avi. 571 00:35:19,374 --> 00:35:21,125 Just one sec. 572 00:35:21,793 --> 00:35:24,628 Say goodbye to the plastered-down look of heavy hairspray... 573 00:35:24,796 --> 00:35:26,463 and hello to the natural-looking— 574 00:35:27,299 --> 00:35:29,133 - Please. - Don't, Donnie. Don't do this. 575 00:35:29,301 --> 00:35:32,469 This is so fucked, Solomon! I don't deserve this! 576 00:35:32,637 --> 00:35:36,181 Don't get strong, Donnie. This is making sense. 577 00:35:36,349 --> 00:35:38,601 This is making a lot of sense. 578 00:35:38,768 --> 00:35:42,146 You are not doing the job. The job I ask you to do. 579 00:35:42,314 --> 00:35:44,356 A job I give you. 580 00:35:44,524 --> 00:35:46,317 Over and over and over. 581 00:35:46,484 --> 00:35:49,445 I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna say "I'm sorry" much more. 582 00:35:49,613 --> 00:35:52,072 I don't have any money, Solomon. If you fire me— 583 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:55,409 I pay you. I give you a paycheck. 584 00:35:55,577 --> 00:35:57,870 Your sales suck, Don. 585 00:35:58,038 --> 00:36:00,164 I give. I give. 586 00:36:00,332 --> 00:36:02,791 When I find you, when I meet you, what? 587 00:36:02,959 --> 00:36:04,835 I put your name up on a fucking billboard. 588 00:36:05,003 --> 00:36:06,921 I put you in my store. My salesman. 589 00:36:07,088 --> 00:36:10,299 My fucking representation of Solomon Solomon Electronic. 590 00:36:10,467 --> 00:36:12,593 The Quiz Kid, Donnie Smith, from the game show. 591 00:36:12,761 --> 00:36:15,846 I lent you my celebrity, my name. Exactly. 592 00:36:16,014 --> 00:36:20,476 Oh, fuck you. Fuck you. I paid you! I paid you! 593 00:36:20,644 --> 00:36:24,813 I gave you a fucking chance, and a chance, over and over, and you let me down! 594 00:36:24,981 --> 00:36:27,358 I trust you with so much! 595 00:36:27,525 --> 00:36:32,071 Keys to my store. The codes to my locks. The life and blood of my business. 596 00:36:32,238 --> 00:36:35,032 In return, you smash in 7-Eleven! 597 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,202 And late! Always late! Loans! 598 00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:40,496 The loans for your kitchen that you never did. 599 00:36:40,664 --> 00:36:41,705 I paid you back! 600 00:36:41,873 --> 00:36:44,333 Two years! Two years later, and from your paycheck! 601 00:36:44,501 --> 00:36:46,126 I never charged interest. 602 00:36:46,294 --> 00:36:48,420 Solomon, please. Please. 603 00:36:48,588 --> 00:36:50,464 I am so fucked here if you do this. 604 00:36:50,632 --> 00:36:54,385 This is the worst timing. The worst timing I could ever imagine. 605 00:36:54,552 --> 00:36:55,886 I need to keep working. 606 00:36:56,054 --> 00:36:59,014 I have so many debts, so many things. 607 00:36:59,182 --> 00:37:01,850 I have— I have— I have— I have my surgery. 608 00:37:02,018 --> 00:37:04,812 - My oral surgery coming. - What surgery? 609 00:37:04,980 --> 00:37:08,107 Oral surgery. Corrective teeth surgery. 610 00:37:08,274 --> 00:37:10,484 - What is that? - Braces. 611 00:37:10,652 --> 00:37:12,403 - You don't need braces. - Yes, I do. 612 00:37:12,570 --> 00:37:14,488 Your teeth are straight. - I need surgery! 613 00:37:14,656 --> 00:37:16,115 I need corrective oral surgery. 614 00:37:16,282 --> 00:37:19,076 Donnie, you got struck by lightning that time in Tahoe. 615 00:37:19,244 --> 00:37:21,036 I don't think braces is a good idea. 616 00:37:21,204 --> 00:37:23,664 Solomon, just let me ask you once, please. 617 00:37:23,832 --> 00:37:24,873 Please don't do this. 618 00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:27,710 How are you paying for the braces? - I don't know. 619 00:37:27,877 --> 00:37:30,546 Well, that's just incredible. How much are braces, anyway? 620 00:37:30,714 --> 00:37:32,423 It's, uh... Lt doesn't matter. 621 00:37:32,590 --> 00:37:35,759 It's, like, $5000. I've seen it. I know. - Now you're pissing me off. 622 00:37:35,927 --> 00:37:38,053 This is incredible. This is fucking stupid. 623 00:37:38,221 --> 00:37:40,347 You're paying $5000 for braces you don't need? 624 00:37:40,515 --> 00:37:42,182 - I've been a good worker. - Don't. 625 00:37:42,350 --> 00:37:44,935 - No need for braces. - Where are you gonna get the money? 626 00:37:45,103 --> 00:37:46,979 - I don't know. - You were going to ask me. 627 00:37:47,147 --> 00:37:49,857 - I have been a good worker. - No need for braces, Donnie. 628 00:37:50,025 --> 00:37:51,442 That is none of your business! 629 00:37:51,609 --> 00:37:54,945 I've been a good and loyal worker for you, you fucking assholes! 630 00:37:55,113 --> 00:37:57,448 - Hey, fuck you. Watch it, now. - Give me your keys. 631 00:37:57,615 --> 00:38:00,909 - No, don't— - Give me your fucking keys! 632 00:38:11,921 --> 00:38:14,131 1 ldentified as Porter Parker, age 59... 633 00:38:14,299 --> 00:38:16,633 better known as the dead guy in the closet. 634 00:38:16,801 --> 00:38:18,510 Says the building guy, this is her husband. 635 00:38:18,678 --> 00:38:20,804 1 He comes around, raises some shit... 636 00:38:20,972 --> 00:38:22,639 screaming and yelling something. 637 00:38:22,807 --> 00:38:24,308 There's a son and a kid. 638 00:38:24,476 --> 00:38:26,685 - Her son? - Her son. That's right. And the kid. 639 00:38:26,853 --> 00:38:28,854 They were here, and from late last night . . . 640 00:38:29,022 --> 00:38:31,148 and through the morning, screaming and yelling. 641 00:38:31,316 --> 00:38:33,484 - Where are they? They are not to be found. 642 00:38:33,651 --> 00:38:36,528 She's got $600 and a large box of condoms next to the bed. 643 00:38:36,696 --> 00:38:39,073 - She was real belligerent— 2 Three wedding rings. 644 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:42,618 Guys coming in and out all day. This is the building guy talking. 645 00:38:42,786 --> 00:38:46,080 Building guy says the son and the closet guy are always going at it. 646 00:38:46,247 --> 00:38:49,291 And what is she saying? Not a goddamn thing. 647 00:38:51,961 --> 00:38:54,296 Thanks, Randy. Whoa! 648 00:38:54,964 --> 00:38:57,174 How much you pay me for my help? 649 00:38:57,342 --> 00:38:59,426 It's more complicated than that, little man. 650 00:38:59,594 --> 00:39:02,221 Put me on the payroll and find out. Find out what's up. 651 00:39:02,388 --> 00:39:05,140 Okay, you don't just sign up to be a police officer. 652 00:39:05,308 --> 00:39:09,228 - It's about three years of training, okay? - I'm trained. I'm ready to go. 653 00:39:09,395 --> 00:39:12,773 - You wanna buy some candy to help—? - No. No, sorry, little man. 654 00:39:12,941 --> 00:39:15,484 You wanna take my statement? I'll perform for you. 655 00:39:15,652 --> 00:39:18,821 - Gotta get paid, though. Gotta get paid. - Mm-hm. 656 00:39:18,988 --> 00:39:20,531 Why aren't you in school today? 657 00:39:20,698 --> 00:39:23,492 No school today. My teacher got sick. 658 00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:26,328 Oh, you don't have substitute teachers where you go to school? 659 00:39:26,496 --> 00:39:28,705 No. So, what did they find out in there? 660 00:39:28,873 --> 00:39:30,916 That is confidential information, little man. 661 00:39:31,084 --> 00:39:33,377 Tell me what you know. I'll tell you what I know. 662 00:39:33,545 --> 00:39:34,545 No can do. 663 00:39:34,712 --> 00:39:38,257 Leave this one to the detectives, they ain't gonna solve shit. 664 00:39:38,424 --> 00:39:40,884 I can help you. Make you the man with the plan. 665 00:39:41,052 --> 00:39:43,387 Give you the gift that I flow. Think fast. 666 00:39:43,555 --> 00:39:46,890 - You wanna know who killed that guy? - Okay. You come here. 667 00:39:47,058 --> 00:39:48,892 No. - Come here. 668 00:39:49,060 --> 00:39:51,145 You wanna disrespect an officer of the law? 669 00:39:51,312 --> 00:39:54,398 I can help you solve the case. I can tell you who did it. 670 00:39:54,899 --> 00:39:57,609 Oh, you're a joker, huh? Telling me jokes? 671 00:39:57,777 --> 00:40:01,655 - I'm a rapper. - Oh, you're a rapper. Oh, okay. 672 00:40:01,823 --> 00:40:04,074 - You got a record contract? - Not yet. 673 00:40:04,242 --> 00:40:07,077 Give you a clue for the bust if you show me some trust. 674 00:40:07,245 --> 00:40:08,912 You ever been to juvenile hall? 675 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,247 I ain't fucking with you! 676 00:40:10,415 --> 00:40:13,250 Hey, watch the mouth. Watch it. 677 00:40:13,418 --> 00:40:15,210 Come on, man, just watch me. 678 00:40:15,378 --> 00:40:17,379 Watch and listen. 679 00:40:20,925 --> 00:40:22,384 Okay. 680 00:40:25,513 --> 00:40:28,557 Presence With the double-ass-meaning gifts I bestow 681 00:40:28,725 --> 00:40:31,226 With my riff and my flow But you don't hear me, though 682 00:40:31,394 --> 00:40:32,477 Think fast, catch me, yo 683 00:40:32,645 --> 00:40:34,855 'Cause I throw what I know With a resonance 684 00:40:35,023 --> 00:40:37,107 For your trouble-ass fiend In weaning yourself 685 00:40:37,275 --> 00:40:38,609 Off of the back of the shelf 686 00:40:39,068 --> 00:40:41,445 Jackass crackers, body-stackers 687 00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:43,739 Dick-tooting niggers Masturbating your triggers 688 00:40:43,907 --> 00:40:46,909 Hold it, homeboy. I don't need to hear that word. 689 00:40:47,076 --> 00:40:49,369 Living to get older With a chip on your shoulder 690 00:40:49,537 --> 00:40:52,873 Except you think you got a grip 'Cause your hip got a holster 691 00:40:53,041 --> 00:40:56,585 Ain't no confessor, so, buster, you better just shut the fuck up 692 00:40:56,753 --> 00:40:58,170 Try to listen and learn 693 00:40:58,338 --> 00:41:01,882 Whoa, cut it, Coolio. I've had enough of the mouth and the language. 694 00:41:02,050 --> 00:41:03,884 I'm almost done. 695 00:41:04,052 --> 00:41:05,969 Finish it up without the lip. 696 00:41:06,137 --> 00:41:09,264 Check that ego Come off it, I'm the prophet 697 00:41:09,432 --> 00:41:11,975 The professor I'm gonna teach you about the Worm 698 00:41:12,143 --> 00:41:16,063 Who eventually turned to catch wreck With the neck of a long-time oppressor 699 00:41:16,231 --> 00:41:19,274 And he's running from the devil But the debt is always gaining 700 00:41:19,442 --> 00:41:22,361 And if he's worth being hurt He's worth bringing pain in 701 00:41:22,528 --> 00:41:25,739 When the sunshine don't work The good Lord bring the rain in 702 00:41:25,907 --> 00:41:28,742 Now, that shit will help you solve the case. 703 00:41:32,455 --> 00:41:35,165 Okay. Whatever that meant. 704 00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:38,085 I'm sure it's real helpful, lce-T. 705 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,837 Did you listen to me? 706 00:41:41,005 --> 00:41:43,090 I was listening to you. 707 00:41:43,258 --> 00:41:46,969 I told you who did it, and you're not even listening to me. 708 00:41:47,136 --> 00:41:48,971 I'm through playing games. 709 00:41:49,138 --> 00:41:52,266 Be cool. Stay in school, okay? 710 00:41:52,433 --> 00:41:53,517 Get out of the street now. 711 00:41:55,687 --> 00:41:57,354 Move it. 712 00:43:02,253 --> 00:43:04,338 Come on, let's go. - You're late, not me. 713 00:43:04,505 --> 00:43:07,507 You could have been in front. - I didn't see you from the window. 714 00:43:07,675 --> 00:43:10,093 Well, you— Why didn't you just, uh—? I don't know. 715 00:43:10,261 --> 00:43:13,347 You could have come in the front. I don't know. Hurry up. 716 00:43:14,849 --> 00:43:18,352 - All right, you ready to keep winning? - Sure. 717 00:43:33,117 --> 00:43:34,701 You okay? 718 00:43:35,787 --> 00:43:38,330 Busted my ankle there. 719 00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:42,167 You gotta have that makeup lady fix your hair. 720 00:43:42,335 --> 00:43:44,503 - Okay. - Okay? It's really wet. 721 00:43:44,670 --> 00:43:47,464 - There you are. There you are. - I'm sorry we're late, Cynthia. 722 00:43:47,632 --> 00:43:50,300 - Oh, that's all right. We got caught in traffic. 723 00:43:50,468 --> 00:43:52,677 - Your book is okay. How you doing? - I'm fine. 724 00:43:52,845 --> 00:43:55,889 Yeah? Yeah, you ready to go, go, go? 725 00:43:56,057 --> 00:43:58,266 Know anybody involved in that Alan Thicke thing? 726 00:43:58,434 --> 00:44:00,519 The Corey Haim thing? Terrorist in the high school? 727 00:44:00,686 --> 00:44:02,813 - Uh, no. - Where's Richard and Julia? 728 00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:05,023 Oh, good. Um, they're here. They're fine. 729 00:44:05,191 --> 00:44:07,359 They're in the dressing room, so we're all set. 730 00:44:07,527 --> 00:44:09,820 - Okay. See you later. - You go to it, handsome. 731 00:44:09,987 --> 00:44:12,656 - See you. - Okay, buddy, love you. 732 00:44:14,534 --> 00:44:16,993 - Good luck, Rick. - Hey, Peter. 733 00:44:17,537 --> 00:44:19,496 Dick, Dick. I'm sorry. Dick. 734 00:44:19,664 --> 00:44:22,833 Fuck. Can't get that fucking name. 735 00:44:24,335 --> 00:44:27,003 - Who's ready to beat the record? JULlA'S DAD That was close. 736 00:44:27,171 --> 00:44:30,382 It's cats and fucking dogs out there. - Cats and dogs indeed. 737 00:44:30,550 --> 00:44:33,051 I've never seen it rain this bad since last year.. . 738 00:44:33,219 --> 00:44:36,179 because of La Nina or El Nino or whatever the shit. 739 00:44:38,766 --> 00:44:40,308 Sorry I'm late. 740 00:44:40,476 --> 00:44:43,103 - What was your name again? - Amy, Mr. Jennings. 741 00:44:43,271 --> 00:44:45,856 Call me D.J. You said Amy, right? Listen. 742 00:44:46,023 --> 00:44:48,442 Trust me, you know. But stay focused. 743 00:44:48,609 --> 00:44:50,110 Where's the news department? 744 00:44:50,278 --> 00:44:52,237 LA It's upstairs. - Have you ever been there? 745 00:44:52,405 --> 00:44:53,822 Oh, sure. Why? 746 00:44:53,990 --> 00:44:55,782 I was wondering about the weather department. 747 00:44:55,950 --> 00:44:58,034 - Uh-huh. - I was wonder whether the weather people.. . 748 00:44:58,202 --> 00:44:59,995 have outside meteorological services . . . 749 00:45:00,163 --> 00:45:01,872 or if they have in-house instruments. 750 00:45:02,039 --> 00:45:05,041 Um, I can check on that, and later we can take a tour. 751 00:45:05,209 --> 00:45:06,710 - Oh, okay. - Sounds good? 752 00:45:06,878 --> 00:45:09,129 - You asking because it's raining outside? - I guess. 753 00:45:09,297 --> 00:45:11,548 Uh-huh. What do you do? Whatever's happening, you look into? 754 00:45:13,134 --> 00:45:14,634 - Something like that? - I don't know. 755 00:45:14,802 --> 00:45:19,097 Ha, ha, you don't know, huh? Well, it's not a bad way to be. 756 00:45:19,265 --> 00:45:21,391 Interested in everything that's going around. 757 00:45:21,559 --> 00:45:24,561 Wet— Wet is wet. Just that simple. 758 00:45:24,729 --> 00:45:28,023 - Hi, Mary. - Hi, hon, Stanley. 759 00:45:40,244 --> 00:45:41,995 Production. 760 00:45:49,295 --> 00:45:51,630 Rose is on the phone. Here are the cards for today. 761 00:45:51,797 --> 00:45:54,007 - Fifteen minutes to go over those cards. - Sorry. 762 00:45:54,175 --> 00:45:56,176 - Find Paula for me. - You want her right now? 763 00:45:56,344 --> 00:45:58,428 - Yes, now. - We're on the air in 20 minutes. 764 00:45:58,596 --> 00:46:01,598 Fucking hell, Mary. Yeah, hi. 765 00:46:01,766 --> 00:46:05,101 - Hi, how you doing? I'm drinking. 766 00:46:05,269 --> 00:46:08,605 - Slowly or quickly? - As fast as I can. 767 00:46:08,773 --> 00:46:11,191 You come home soon after the show. 768 00:46:11,359 --> 00:46:12,859 I went to see her. 769 00:46:13,027 --> 00:46:15,779 Some fucking asshole answers the door in his underwear. 770 00:46:15,947 --> 00:46:17,280 He's 50 years old. 771 00:46:17,448 --> 00:46:19,533 There's coke and shit laid out on the table. 772 00:46:19,700 --> 00:46:20,992 Did she talk to you? 773 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,787 She went crazy. She went fucking crazy, Rose. 774 00:46:23,955 --> 00:46:26,623 - Did you tell her? - Oh, I don't know. 775 00:46:26,791 --> 00:46:28,291 I gotta go. I don't have time. 776 00:46:28,459 --> 00:46:31,044 I got a lot more drinking to do before I go on. 777 00:46:31,212 --> 00:46:34,381 - I love you. - Love you too. 778 00:46:34,549 --> 00:46:35,966 Shit. 779 00:47:36,986 --> 00:47:41,031 - Hello? Police! Open the door! 780 00:47:41,198 --> 00:47:42,449 Who is it? 781 00:47:43,284 --> 00:47:46,286 It's the LAPD! Open the door! 782 00:47:47,121 --> 00:47:48,913 I'm coming! 783 00:47:49,081 --> 00:47:51,541 I have to get dressed! 784 00:47:53,210 --> 00:47:56,880 You're not coming fast enough! Open the door! 785 00:47:57,048 --> 00:48:00,842 Didn't you hear me? I said I'm coming, and that means I'm coming! 786 00:48:01,010 --> 00:48:03,845 I just have to get dressed, all right? 787 00:48:04,013 --> 00:48:06,681 I really— I have to get dressed! 788 00:48:17,026 --> 00:48:19,110 I hate coming here and not being able to talk. 789 00:48:19,278 --> 00:48:21,529 It's fine. I understand. 790 00:48:21,697 --> 00:48:23,531 I wish the circumstance was better. 791 00:48:23,699 --> 00:48:25,950 I don't know what's gonna happen. It's so fucked. 792 00:48:26,118 --> 00:48:29,996 - I feel so over the top with everything. - Running out of your medication at all . . . 793 00:48:30,164 --> 00:48:32,415 let alone at a time like this, could be drastic. 794 00:48:32,583 --> 00:48:34,668 Thank you, Dr. Diane. 795 00:48:36,921 --> 00:48:39,422 —even your pocket. And the pocket fisherman's— 796 00:48:39,590 --> 00:48:41,591 —730 this Saturday night. 797 00:48:41,759 --> 00:48:47,013 —dollars and 99 cents. - Hold it, Ron. It's only four easy— 798 00:48:47,181 --> 00:48:48,890 NASDAQ trading at— 799 00:48:56,565 --> 00:48:59,901 —Stanley Spector and his brilliant friends, Richard and Julia... 800 00:49:00,069 --> 00:49:04,155 can defeat today's adult challengers, Mim, Luis, and Todd. 801 00:49:04,323 --> 00:49:07,117 They're moving towards a half-a-million-dollar team total... 802 00:49:07,284 --> 00:49:09,619 and a What Do Kids Know? record. 803 00:49:10,079 --> 00:49:12,956 - Pink Dot. - Hi. I'd like to get an order for delivery. 804 00:49:13,124 --> 00:49:16,668 - Phone number? - 818-725-4424. 805 00:49:16,836 --> 00:49:18,420 - Partridge? - Yeah. 806 00:49:18,587 --> 00:49:19,671 What would you like? 807 00:49:19,839 --> 00:49:22,215 I'd like to get an order of, um, peanut butter . . . 808 00:49:22,383 --> 00:49:25,135 - Mm-hm. - . . . uh, cigarettes, Camel Lights. 809 00:49:25,302 --> 00:49:27,345 - Mm-hm. - Uh, water... 810 00:49:27,513 --> 00:49:31,057 - Bottled water? - Um, no. You know what, forget the water. 811 00:49:31,225 --> 00:49:34,936 - Just give me a loaf of bread. White bread. - Okay. 812 00:49:35,104 --> 00:49:40,150 - And, um, do you have Playboy magazine? - Yeah. 813 00:49:40,317 --> 00:49:43,903 Okay. One of those. And, uh, Penthouse, the magazine? 814 00:49:44,071 --> 00:49:47,365 - Yeah. - You have that? Okay. Uh, one of those. 815 00:49:47,533 --> 00:49:51,244 - And, um, Hustler? - Yeah. 816 00:49:51,412 --> 00:49:54,122 - Do you have that? - Yeah, I said. 817 00:49:54,290 --> 00:49:56,166 - That it? - Yeah, that's it. 818 00:49:56,333 --> 00:49:58,918 You still want the peanut butter, bread, and cigarettes? 819 00:49:59,086 --> 00:50:01,588 Yeah. What? 820 00:50:01,756 --> 00:50:05,800 - The total is 31.90. Thirty minutes or less. - Okay. Thank you. 821 00:50:05,968 --> 00:50:08,261 - Is that cash or credit card? - Cash. 822 00:50:08,429 --> 00:50:10,346 - Thanks. - Thank you. 823 00:50:10,514 --> 00:50:12,515 - Bye. - Bye. 824 00:50:23,194 --> 00:50:26,321 Respect the cock and tame the cunt! 825 00:50:26,489 --> 00:50:28,490 Have a great lunch! 826 00:50:32,953 --> 00:50:35,955 This is Gwenovier from Profiles. She's here for the interview. 827 00:50:36,123 --> 00:50:37,874 - Nice to meet you. - I admire your work. 828 00:50:38,042 --> 00:50:42,629 - Thank you. I have us set up in a suite— - It's not very safe for you here. 829 00:50:42,797 --> 00:50:45,215 I finish one of these seminars, Gwenovier. . . . 830 00:50:45,382 --> 00:50:49,844 I swear to fucking God. I mean, I am Batman. 831 00:50:50,012 --> 00:50:52,680 I'm Superman. I'm like a . . .. A fucking . . . . 832 00:50:54,225 --> 00:50:56,017 I'm like a fucking action hero after that. 833 00:50:56,185 --> 00:50:58,353 I could walk out if this room right now. 834 00:50:58,521 --> 00:51:00,772 I could go down the hall, walk down the street . . . 835 00:51:00,940 --> 00:51:04,400 and pick up any little honey I meet that has even one second to stop. 836 00:51:04,568 --> 00:51:07,070 All it takes is one second? - Just one second, girl. 837 00:51:07,238 --> 00:51:09,030 One glance, one hesitation... 838 00:51:09,198 --> 00:51:14,077 one subtle look my way for me to know... 839 00:51:14,245 --> 00:51:16,037 and then it is 840 00:51:16,205 --> 00:51:18,373 Bing, bang, boom. 841 00:51:18,541 --> 00:51:21,084 Oh, my God. Oh! 842 00:51:21,252 --> 00:51:22,669 I'm away on a tangent. 843 00:51:24,964 --> 00:51:27,757 - I tell you... Don't hurt yourself, okay? 844 00:51:27,925 --> 00:51:30,385 I tell you, I do. 845 00:51:30,553 --> 00:51:32,762 I get so fucking jazzed at these seminars . . . 846 00:51:32,930 --> 00:51:36,140 see, because I am what I believe. 847 00:51:36,308 --> 00:51:38,268 I do as I say. 848 00:51:38,435 --> 00:51:42,063 I live by these rules . . . 849 00:51:42,231 --> 00:51:44,065 as religiously as I preach them. 850 00:51:44,233 --> 00:51:47,777 That's why I am getting the nasty left, right, center, up, down, sideways. 851 00:51:47,945 --> 00:51:52,031 The Battle of the Bush is being fought and won by Team Mackey. 852 00:51:54,785 --> 00:51:58,538 - We're gonna start rolling now. - What? I thought we were rolling. 853 00:51:58,706 --> 00:52:03,459 Come on, go, go, go, Gwenovier. I am firing pearls at you here. 854 00:52:03,627 --> 00:52:06,254 I want you to know that I'm not succeeding in the bush... 855 00:52:06,422 --> 00:52:09,924 because I'm Frank T.J. Mackey. Ah, you think about this. 856 00:52:10,092 --> 00:52:13,511 I mean, there are women . . . 857 00:52:13,679 --> 00:52:17,223 who, uh, wanna destroy me. 858 00:52:17,391 --> 00:52:20,351 No. I find that hard to believe. 859 00:52:22,146 --> 00:52:24,522 It makes it very difficult, twice as hard for me. 860 00:52:24,690 --> 00:52:26,524 There's some hottie I'm moving in on... 861 00:52:26,692 --> 00:52:32,655 knows me, knows my, you know, my, uh, plans and my schemes, you know? 862 00:52:32,823 --> 00:52:34,365 She's gonna wanna fuck with me. 863 00:52:34,533 --> 00:52:37,285 She's gonna go back, you know tell her friends Yada, yada, yada... 864 00:52:37,453 --> 00:52:40,496 "You know, Frank T.J. Mackey, he ain't all that." You know. 865 00:52:40,664 --> 00:52:42,540 "He ain't all that. Didn't get me." 866 00:52:42,708 --> 00:52:44,375 So, me, I am... 867 00:52:44,543 --> 00:52:47,670 You know, I'm just on full afterburners.. . 868 00:52:47,838 --> 00:52:49,756 - . . . full-throttle through hottie heaven. - Okay. 869 00:52:51,175 --> 00:52:53,509 - Just dodging left. Dodging right. - Yes, I understand. 870 00:52:53,677 --> 00:52:58,306 - Dodging these bullets from these terrorists. - I should've known this was gonna happen. 871 00:52:58,474 --> 00:53:01,851 Calm down, take it easy, and be a good boy. .. 872 00:53:02,019 --> 00:53:04,145 okay, Mr. Mackey? 873 00:53:04,313 --> 00:53:06,230 Thank you. Now, you sit back there... 874 00:53:06,398 --> 00:53:08,358 put your microphone on for me, please . . . 875 00:53:08,525 --> 00:53:11,694 - Yes, ma'am. - So we can do this thing, all right? 876 00:53:14,740 --> 00:53:17,200 Okay, um. . . . 877 00:53:20,162 --> 00:53:24,374 - Okay. Let me start by asking you— - Just a second. One second. 878 00:53:28,879 --> 00:53:30,880 You missed a button. 879 00:53:31,924 --> 00:53:33,549 Thank you. 880 00:53:38,389 --> 00:53:39,889 What do you wanna know? 881 00:53:52,111 --> 00:53:53,569 Make it happen. 882 00:53:53,737 --> 00:53:57,240 This is you, Donnie. Go, go, go. 883 00:54:42,161 --> 00:54:44,037 Hello. You're back again, huh? 884 00:54:44,204 --> 00:54:46,247 Yeah. Yes. Hi. 885 00:54:46,415 --> 00:54:49,250 - What can I get you? - Uh, Diet Coke. 886 00:55:37,424 --> 00:55:40,051 You look tired. You want one of these? 887 00:55:40,219 --> 00:55:42,595 Better pour you one of these, huh? 888 00:55:42,763 --> 00:55:44,764 Can you ring me up? 889 00:55:51,313 --> 00:55:53,689 Brad, good to see you. It's good to see you. 890 00:55:53,857 --> 00:55:56,025 You make that down payment on the Harley yet? 891 00:55:56,193 --> 00:55:59,070 Not yet. Not yet. I'll make it next week. 892 00:56:01,156 --> 00:56:04,617 Six days. You'll be the first. 893 00:56:06,036 --> 00:56:07,870 Ha, ha, I would love that. 894 00:56:08,038 --> 00:56:10,373 - Want another one? - Yes. 895 00:56:21,677 --> 00:56:23,553 Uh, I'd like a tequila. 896 00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:26,430 What kind? - Lt doesn't matter. 897 00:56:36,650 --> 00:56:39,652 Open up the door now! 898 00:56:41,488 --> 00:56:43,614 Yes, hi! Hello! 899 00:56:46,910 --> 00:56:48,202 Yeah. 900 00:56:48,912 --> 00:56:51,414 I'm sorry. I had to get dressed. 901 00:56:52,583 --> 00:56:55,209 - You the resident here? - Yes. 902 00:56:55,377 --> 00:56:58,004 - You alone in there? - Yes. 903 00:56:58,172 --> 00:57:00,548 No one else in there with you? 904 00:57:00,716 --> 00:57:04,927 No. What's wrong? 905 00:57:06,513 --> 00:57:11,392 First of all, you're gonna have to turn down the music so we can have a conversation. 906 00:57:26,783 --> 00:57:28,284 You mind if I come in? 907 00:57:28,452 --> 00:57:30,578 No. Go ahead. 908 00:57:40,005 --> 00:57:42,965 You got your neighbors real worried for you. 909 00:57:43,133 --> 00:57:45,218 I'm sorry. 910 00:57:45,385 --> 00:57:47,011 - You live alone? - Yes. 911 00:57:47,179 --> 00:57:48,721 - What's your name? - Claudia. 912 00:57:48,889 --> 00:57:51,474 - Claudia what? - Wilson. 913 00:57:51,642 --> 00:57:54,185 Okay, Claudia Wilson... 914 00:57:54,353 --> 00:57:57,521 - . . . are you trying to go deaf? - What? Ha, ha. 915 00:57:58,565 --> 00:58:02,485 - Did you hear what I just said? - Yes, but I don't know what. . . . 916 00:58:02,653 --> 00:58:05,821 Okay. You're listening to your music so loud. .. 917 00:58:05,989 --> 00:58:10,493 - . . .you're gonna damage your ears. - Okay. 918 00:58:10,661 --> 00:58:13,663 If you continue to listen to your music at that level . . . 919 00:58:13,830 --> 00:58:18,125 you're gonna damage not only your ears, but your neighbors' ears as well. 920 00:58:18,293 --> 00:58:21,170 - I didn't realize it was that loud. - Yeah. 921 00:58:21,338 --> 00:58:24,548 Well, that right there is the first sign of hearing loss, okay? 922 00:58:24,716 --> 00:58:26,217 Okay. 923 00:58:28,136 --> 00:58:30,888 I see you got your TV on there too. 924 00:58:31,056 --> 00:58:33,224 You usually keep that on at the same time? 925 00:58:33,392 --> 00:58:37,395 I don't know. I mean, um . . . . What is this? 926 00:58:38,647 --> 00:58:41,899 - You been doing some drugs today, Claudia? - No. 927 00:58:43,443 --> 00:58:46,612 - Have you been doing some drinking? - No, ha, ha. 928 00:58:46,780 --> 00:58:48,489 Okay. 929 00:58:50,450 --> 00:58:53,869 I got a call of a disturbance here. 930 00:58:54,037 --> 00:58:59,917 Some loud music, A, and some screaming and yelling. 931 00:59:00,085 --> 00:59:03,004 Has there been some screaming and yelling here? 932 00:59:04,214 --> 00:59:05,798 Yes. 933 00:59:07,050 --> 00:59:09,927 I had someone come to my door. 934 00:59:10,095 --> 00:59:12,555 Someone that I didn't want here. 935 00:59:12,723 --> 00:59:18,978 And I told them to leave, so it's no big deal. 936 00:59:19,146 --> 00:59:22,815 They left. I'm sorry. 937 00:59:22,983 --> 00:59:25,401 - Was that your boyfriend? - No. 938 00:59:27,070 --> 00:59:30,114 - You don't have a boyfriend? - No. 939 00:59:32,117 --> 00:59:33,576 Well, who was it? 940 00:59:33,744 --> 00:59:37,246 I was . . .. He's gone. 941 00:59:37,414 --> 00:59:41,167 I mean, it's not— It's over, you know? 942 00:59:46,757 --> 00:59:49,508 You mind if I have a look around for your safety? 943 00:59:49,676 --> 00:59:51,886 - It's fine. - Okay. 944 00:59:53,055 --> 00:59:55,765 Uh, what—? What are you looking for? 945 00:59:55,932 --> 01:00:00,102 Claudia, why don't you let me handle the questions . . . 946 01:00:00,270 --> 01:00:02,938 - . . . and you handle the answers, okay? - Okay. 947 01:00:03,106 --> 01:00:05,941 - I'm here to help you. - Okay. 948 01:00:07,527 --> 01:00:10,488 - So do you still have to do homework? - Not as much as I used to. 949 01:00:10,655 --> 01:00:12,865 Since we started, I haven't gone to school much. 950 01:00:13,033 --> 01:00:16,118 - I've had so many auditions. - I don't have regular classes anymore. 951 01:00:16,286 --> 01:00:19,455 - What do you do? - They let me have my own study time. 952 01:00:19,623 --> 01:00:22,291 - My own reading time in the library. - That's pretty cool. 953 01:00:22,459 --> 01:00:24,460 - Do you have an agent, Stanley? - No. 954 01:00:24,628 --> 01:00:28,047 You should get one. I'm serious. You could get a lot of stuff out of this. 955 01:00:28,215 --> 01:00:31,050 - Like what? - What do you mean? Endorsements and shit! 956 01:00:31,218 --> 01:00:33,511 - Richard. - Bite it, Cynthia. 957 01:00:33,678 --> 01:00:36,680 You get stuff from people that want you to endorse their product. 958 01:00:36,848 --> 01:00:39,558 Commercials, a sitcom, an M.O.W. or something. 959 01:00:39,726 --> 01:00:42,603 - What's M.O.W.? - Hello. Movie of the week. 960 01:00:42,771 --> 01:00:45,356 I went for one this morning with Alan Thicke and Corey Haim. 961 01:00:45,524 --> 01:00:48,359 Was it a callback? No, but I'll probably get a callback. 962 01:00:48,527 --> 01:00:50,778 If we beat the record, you might get a callback. 963 01:00:50,946 --> 01:00:53,114 I'll get it because I'm a good actress, Richard. 964 01:00:53,281 --> 01:00:55,658 Saucy, saucy. LA Come on, guys. Settle down. 965 01:00:55,826 --> 01:00:57,201 - Cynthia? - What do you want? 966 01:00:57,369 --> 01:00:59,620 I gotta go to the bathroom. LA Can you hold it? 967 01:01:00,997 --> 01:01:03,833 Yessiree! Whoa! 968 01:01:04,292 --> 01:01:07,586 That was absolutely fantastic, and I thank you very much. 969 01:01:07,754 --> 01:01:11,215 As a matter of fact, we may even take you folks on the road with us. 970 01:01:11,383 --> 01:01:13,592 That's my thing. Come on. I'm serious. Come on. 971 01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:16,762 Milk and sports, man. You never heard—? Milk and sports, okay? 972 01:01:16,930 --> 01:01:19,890 Anything baseball. Um, anything dealing with numbers . . . 973 01:01:20,058 --> 01:01:23,310 when it comes to those, you know, or who broke whatever record. 974 01:01:23,478 --> 01:01:27,231 Any kind of dairy product, any kind— Dairy recipe... 975 01:01:27,399 --> 01:01:30,651 um, like goat milk, goat cheese, goat— All that stuff. 976 01:01:30,819 --> 01:01:32,528 Wow, check this out over here. 977 01:01:32,696 --> 01:01:35,281 So, um, look guys, just work with me on that. Work with me. 978 01:01:35,449 --> 01:01:37,700 Excuse me, can you bring me low-fat milk, please? 979 01:01:37,868 --> 01:01:40,077 A couple of ice cubes. 980 01:01:40,245 --> 01:01:41,704 Ah, they don't look so tough. 981 01:01:41,872 --> 01:01:43,956 - Do they look smart? - No. 982 01:01:44,124 --> 01:01:46,917 - What are they gonna do, beat us? - Maybe. 983 01:01:47,085 --> 01:01:49,628 We're not going out two days before we set the record. 984 01:01:49,796 --> 01:01:50,880 It's not gonna happen. 985 01:01:51,047 --> 01:01:52,631 Yeah. When they want us done . . . 986 01:01:52,799 --> 01:01:55,551 they'll call in the Harvard SWAT team or some shit. 987 01:01:56,887 --> 01:01:58,554 Ready to run. 988 01:02:12,777 --> 01:02:14,904 You smell like trouble. - I'm fucking hammered. 989 01:02:15,071 --> 01:02:17,364 - You okay? - You know. 990 01:02:17,532 --> 01:02:19,492 Good. You have a chance to look those over? 991 01:02:19,659 --> 01:02:23,245 Oh, come on. It's the same fucking shit for 30 years, Burt. 992 01:02:25,749 --> 01:02:27,750 You look like you have money in your pocket. 993 01:02:30,086 --> 01:02:33,464 Maybe I'm just happy to see my friend Brad there. 994 01:02:35,217 --> 01:02:37,009 Just throw some money around. 995 01:02:37,177 --> 01:02:39,386 - Money, money, money. - It's Brad. 996 01:02:39,554 --> 01:02:43,265 Ooh. This sounds threatening. 997 01:02:43,433 --> 01:02:45,434 Do you have love in your heart? 998 01:02:45,602 --> 01:02:47,770 I have love all over. 999 01:02:47,938 --> 01:02:51,023 I even have love for you, friend. 1000 01:02:51,191 --> 01:02:52,691 - Is it real love? - Well— 1001 01:02:52,859 --> 01:02:56,946 The kind of love that makes you feel that intangible joy . . . 1002 01:02:57,113 --> 01:02:58,614 in the pit of your stomach... 1003 01:02:58,782 --> 01:03:01,784 like a bucket of acid and nerves running around... 1004 01:03:01,952 --> 01:03:06,038 and making you hurt and happy and all over. ..? 1005 01:03:06,206 --> 01:03:07,998 You're head over heels? 1006 01:03:08,166 --> 01:03:11,585 You lost me with the last couple of cocktail words spoken, my boy . . . 1007 01:03:11,753 --> 01:03:15,297 but I believe it's that sort of love. 1008 01:03:15,465 --> 01:03:18,217 Sounds nice to me. 1009 01:03:20,136 --> 01:03:21,428 I have love. 1010 01:03:21,596 --> 01:03:23,931 Hmm, a very chatty kind. Indeed you do, it seems. 1011 01:03:24,099 --> 01:03:26,225 No, I mean, I'm telling you. 1012 01:03:27,269 --> 01:03:28,727 I'm telling you, I have love. 1013 01:03:28,895 --> 01:03:32,314 Yes, and I'm listening avidly, fellow. 1014 01:03:36,611 --> 01:03:39,989 My name is Donnie Smith, and I have lots of love to give. 1015 01:03:45,579 --> 01:03:48,789 - Hello. - Hi. 1016 01:03:58,341 --> 01:03:59,758 Wow. 1017 01:03:59,926 --> 01:04:01,594 Lot of stuff here, huh? 1018 01:04:29,372 --> 01:04:30,539 It's 30 seconds. 1019 01:04:31,958 --> 01:04:34,168 —eye on you. I'll be back. 1020 01:04:34,336 --> 01:04:37,129 - Hi, Cynthia. - Jakety, Jakety. 1021 01:04:41,885 --> 01:04:43,552 The fuck is going on over there? 1022 01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:47,389 - I gotta go to the bathroom. - Jesus Christ, Stanley. 1023 01:04:47,557 --> 01:04:50,893 No, no, no. You cannot do that. Let me explain something to you people. 1024 01:04:51,061 --> 01:04:53,854 You have to tone it. Don't be real aggressive like that. 1025 01:04:54,022 --> 01:04:56,774 Be subtly abusive so they don't know what's happening. 1026 01:04:56,941 --> 01:05:00,027 You say, "You're not gonna go outside and play with your friends. .. 1027 01:05:00,195 --> 01:05:02,571 until that entire room is cleaned floor to ceiling." 1028 01:05:02,739 --> 01:05:04,490 Oh, Julia's room's the same way. 1029 01:05:04,658 --> 01:05:07,493 JULlA'S DAD Like a pigsty. But it's the outfits we're into now. 1030 01:05:07,661 --> 01:05:11,080 Oh, you should have seen what she had on walking out the door. 1031 01:05:11,247 --> 01:05:13,666 I said, "No. We're going to school, not a fashion show." 1032 01:05:13,833 --> 01:05:15,876 It's not a fashion show. It's school. 1033 01:05:16,044 --> 01:05:17,920 JULlA'S MOM Absolutely. It's not a fashion show. 1034 01:05:18,088 --> 01:05:19,129 Shh. 1035 01:05:19,297 --> 01:05:21,590 Let's make some fucking money here, people. 1036 01:05:22,258 --> 01:05:23,676 You with me, Jimmy? 1037 01:05:23,843 --> 01:05:26,095 The book says, "We may be through with the past.. . 1038 01:05:26,262 --> 01:05:27,805 but the past ain't through with us." 1039 01:05:29,432 --> 01:05:31,558 We met upon the level, and we're parting on the square. 1040 01:05:31,726 --> 01:05:34,144 In my fucking sleep, Burt. 1041 01:05:35,438 --> 01:05:41,276 And five, four, three, two . . .. 1042 01:05:42,445 --> 01:05:46,949 Live from Burbank, California, its What Do Kids Know? 1043 01:05:47,117 --> 01:05:50,869 Going into our 33rd year on the air, it's America's longest-running quiz show. .. 1044 01:05:51,037 --> 01:05:54,123 and the place where three kids get to challenge three adults . . . 1045 01:05:54,290 --> 01:05:56,917 and in the end, we'll see who's the boss. 1046 01:05:57,085 --> 01:05:59,878 Moving towards their eighth consecutive week as champions . . . 1047 01:06:00,046 --> 01:06:03,632 we have the kids Richard, Julia, and Stanley. 1048 01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:08,011 And our new adult challengers today are Mim, Luis, and Todd. 1049 01:06:08,179 --> 01:06:10,139 And me, I'm Dick Jennings... 1050 01:06:10,306 --> 01:06:14,518 and now say hello to your favorite host and my boss... 1051 01:06:14,686 --> 01:06:17,813 Jimmy Gator. 1052 01:06:24,988 --> 01:06:28,866 Back again, again, again. I'm Jimmy Gator, and believe it or not... 1053 01:06:29,033 --> 01:06:31,660 we are at the end of Week 7, heading towards Week 8... 1054 01:06:31,828 --> 01:06:35,873 with these three incredible kids, who— Hello, hello. 1055 01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:39,960 —are just two days and two games away from the What Do Kids Know? record... 1056 01:06:40,128 --> 01:06:43,380 for the longest-running quiz show in television history. 1057 01:06:43,548 --> 01:06:46,341 Now, we are, as you know, endorsed by the PTA... 1058 01:06:46,509 --> 01:06:48,510 and the North American Teachers' Foundation. 1059 01:06:48,678 --> 01:06:52,514 We keep our standards high, and that's why we are the longest-running quiz show... 1060 01:06:52,682 --> 01:06:56,059 in television history. I wanna say something about these kids now. 1061 01:06:56,227 --> 01:06:59,021 These kids right here, I think they're gonna be here a while. 1062 01:06:59,189 --> 01:07:00,856 But today is a dangerous day... 1063 01:07:01,024 --> 01:07:04,526 because I have just met with the adult challengers backstage... 1064 01:07:04,694 --> 01:07:08,697 and let me tell you, they are a terrific challenge for our kids. 1065 01:07:08,865 --> 01:07:11,909 So let's get this show up and away, shall we? 1066 01:07:17,540 --> 01:07:19,291 We wanna know where your son is. 1067 01:07:19,459 --> 01:07:22,544 "Jerome Samuel Hall." Did he fight your husband? Is this the Worm? 1068 01:07:22,712 --> 01:07:25,547 They had a fight. An accident. They call him Worm? 1069 01:07:25,715 --> 01:07:27,382 We wanna know where your son is. 1070 01:07:27,550 --> 01:07:30,093 - Help us, Marcie. - Do they call him Worm? 1071 01:07:30,261 --> 01:07:33,096 - Help us help your son, Marcie. Do they call him Worm? 1072 01:07:33,264 --> 01:07:34,973 Help us help your son, Marcie. 1073 01:07:35,141 --> 01:07:37,518 Your son and your grandson. Help us help them. 1074 01:07:37,685 --> 01:07:39,520 Is this the Worm? 1075 01:07:41,231 --> 01:07:42,564 Let's jump right in. 1076 01:07:42,732 --> 01:07:44,983 A quick recap for those who don't know. 1077 01:07:45,151 --> 01:07:48,529 Round One. Three categories. Steals are okay. 1078 01:07:48,696 --> 01:07:53,700 Point scale escalating from 25 to 250, one of which is a conversation bonus. 1079 01:08:01,084 --> 01:08:03,710 - Hi. - That'll be 31.90. 1080 01:08:03,878 --> 01:08:09,591 The categories are "authors, chaos versus superstring, and rub-a-dub." 1081 01:08:12,762 --> 01:08:15,514 - Max. Thanks. - Bye. 1082 01:08:15,682 --> 01:08:18,934 Adults won a coin toss backstage, so they get to pick first. 1083 01:08:19,102 --> 01:08:21,353 Team captain Mim. 1084 01:08:35,618 --> 01:08:37,286 First question, for 25. 1085 01:08:37,453 --> 01:08:40,873 This female author's most famous work O Pioneers! 1086 01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:44,042 PH LL H-E-R. 1087 01:08:45,420 --> 01:08:46,587 Stanley? - Willa Cather. 1088 01:08:46,754 --> 01:08:47,963 Willa Cather for 25. 1089 01:08:48,131 --> 01:08:50,465 Best known for the tragedy-of-blood genre, this playwright— 1090 01:08:51,843 --> 01:08:53,927 - Stanley. - Thomas Kyd. 1091 01:08:54,095 --> 01:08:55,137 Thomas Kyd. 1092 01:08:55,305 --> 01:08:58,140 This French playwright and actor joined the Bejart troupe of actors— 1093 01:08:59,642 --> 01:09:00,726 - Stanley. - Moliere. 1094 01:09:00,894 --> 01:09:03,604 Oh, I'm afraid I'm gonna need a full name, Stanley. 1095 01:09:03,771 --> 01:09:06,690 Jean Baptiste Poquelin Moliere. 1096 01:09:07,483 --> 01:09:08,984 What the fuck is this? 1097 01:09:09,152 --> 01:09:11,945 God damn. My little fucker. Ha-ha-ha! 1098 01:09:12,113 --> 01:09:15,490 I have no idea where he gets this shit. He's a fucking genius, really. 1099 01:09:15,658 --> 01:09:17,701 Seduce and Destroy. This is Chad. 1100 01:09:17,869 --> 01:09:19,036 Can I have your phone number? 1101 01:09:19,203 --> 01:09:22,039 - Is this Seduce and Destroy? - Yes, it is. Can I have your phone number? 1102 01:09:22,206 --> 01:09:24,666 Okay, I don't want to order anything. Uh, you see... . 1103 01:09:24,834 --> 01:09:29,296 I have a situation, uh, that's just come up that's really pretty serious.. . 1104 01:09:29,464 --> 01:09:32,257 and I don't know who to talk to or what I should do . . . 1105 01:09:32,425 --> 01:09:36,011 but maybe you could put me in touch with somebody if I explain myself? 1106 01:09:36,179 --> 01:09:38,680 Uh, we're really only equipped to take orders here, sir. 1107 01:09:38,848 --> 01:09:42,142 I mean, it's just us with the phones, and that's what we do, you know— 1108 01:09:42,310 --> 01:09:46,605 Okay, okay, okay. Could you connect me with somebody else, you think? 1109 01:09:46,773 --> 01:09:48,357 Well, what's the situation? 1110 01:09:48,524 --> 01:09:50,317 Okay, great, um . . . . 1111 01:09:50,485 --> 01:09:53,487 All right. Let me try to explain myself without it seeming crazy. 1112 01:09:53,655 --> 01:09:55,530 But here I go. I'm— No. 1113 01:09:55,698 --> 01:09:57,157 Uh, my name is Phil Parma . . . 1114 01:09:57,325 --> 01:10:00,535 and I work for, uh, a man named Earl Partridge. 1115 01:10:00,703 --> 01:10:02,496 Uh, Mr. Earl Partridge. 1116 01:10:02,664 --> 01:10:05,624 I'm his nurse, and he's a very sick man. 1117 01:10:05,792 --> 01:10:08,543 He's a dying man, and he's sick... 1118 01:10:08,711 --> 01:10:11,171 and he has asked me to help him. 1119 01:10:11,339 --> 01:10:13,882 To help him find his son. 1120 01:10:15,718 --> 01:10:18,971 - Hello? Are you there? Hello? - No, I'm here. I'm listening. 1121 01:10:19,138 --> 01:10:21,974 Okay. Um, you see... 1122 01:10:22,141 --> 01:10:25,185 Frank T.J. Mackey is Earl Partridge's son. 1123 01:10:25,645 --> 01:10:27,187 So where are you from originally? 1124 01:10:27,355 --> 01:10:28,939 - From around here. - Valley? 1125 01:10:29,107 --> 01:10:32,734 - Well, Hollywood, mainly. - What did your parents do? 1126 01:10:32,902 --> 01:10:35,529 Uh, my father— Well, he was in television. My mother— 1127 01:10:35,697 --> 01:10:37,906 - This is going to sound silly to you. - Try me. 1128 01:10:38,074 --> 01:10:41,159 - Uh, she was a librarian. - Why does that sound silly? 1129 01:10:41,327 --> 01:10:43,286 I don't know. I guess it doesn't. 1130 01:10:43,454 --> 01:10:47,082 - Does your mother still work? - No, she's retired. 1131 01:10:47,250 --> 01:10:49,960 - Are you close? - She's my mother. 1132 01:10:50,128 --> 01:10:53,839 Yes, but, uh, I mean, she's a woman too . . . 1133 01:10:54,007 --> 01:10:56,258 so how does she feel about Seduce and Destroy? 1134 01:10:56,426 --> 01:10:57,801 I mean, what does she say? 1135 01:11:00,763 --> 01:11:03,682 Well, she says, uh, "You go get them, honey." 1136 01:11:03,850 --> 01:11:06,435 Uh-huh. And what about your father? 1137 01:11:06,602 --> 01:11:09,396 Oh, my father. Unfortunately, he passed away. 1138 01:11:09,564 --> 01:11:11,732 - Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea. - No, please. 1139 01:11:11,899 --> 01:11:14,026 I wouldn't have brought that up if I had known. 1140 01:11:14,193 --> 01:11:16,111 - That's a very hard thing. - Please. 1141 01:11:16,279 --> 01:11:18,947 Yes, it is, but listen. 1142 01:11:19,115 --> 01:11:21,742 I mean, you have to move forward. The past has its place. 1143 01:11:21,909 --> 01:11:25,620 - Lt was a long time ago, and people die. - Yeah. 1144 01:11:25,788 --> 01:11:27,789 Okay, let's switch gears here. Um... 1145 01:11:30,126 --> 01:11:33,211 According to your book, you ended up at UC Berkeley? 1146 01:11:33,379 --> 01:11:34,463 '84 to '89. 1147 01:11:34,630 --> 01:11:36,006 - Psychology major. - That's right. 1148 01:11:36,174 --> 01:11:37,883 - Get your masters? - Hmm? Oh. 1149 01:11:38,509 --> 01:11:39,968 - This close. Wow. 1150 01:11:40,136 --> 01:11:43,764 - That's impressive in five years. - Cap, can I have some coffee? 1151 01:11:43,931 --> 01:11:45,015 Can I get you anything? 1152 01:11:45,183 --> 01:11:47,476 - No, no, no, I'm good. Thank you. - You sure? Okay. 1153 01:11:47,643 --> 01:11:50,187 - She's good. I need coffee. - Ha, ha. 1154 01:11:52,690 --> 01:11:54,983 Cats and dogs out there, huh? 1155 01:11:57,570 --> 01:12:01,073 Must have a lot going on for all that stuff back there, huh? 1156 01:12:02,158 --> 01:12:03,408 You could, uh... 1157 01:12:03,576 --> 01:12:06,536 Heh. You could have quite a party, all that stuff. 1158 01:12:09,165 --> 01:12:12,876 You been on Prozac long? Dexedrine? 1159 01:12:13,044 --> 01:12:15,670 - I don't . . . . - Interesting drugs. 1160 01:12:16,839 --> 01:12:19,216 Dexedrine's basically speed in a pill, you know. 1161 01:12:19,383 --> 01:12:23,845 I guess a lot of the doctors are balancing out the Prozac with the Dexedrine, so . . . . 1162 01:12:24,764 --> 01:12:27,015 That liquid morphine will knock you down, out . . . 1163 01:12:27,183 --> 01:12:30,018 around, up and down, someone's not careful. 1164 01:12:32,730 --> 01:12:34,856 You can't mix those up, you know. 1165 01:12:52,792 --> 01:12:56,294 Strong, strong stuff here, boy. Wow! 1166 01:12:56,838 --> 01:12:58,880 What you have wrong, you need all this stuff? 1167 01:12:59,048 --> 01:13:01,091 - Motherfucker. - What? 1168 01:13:01,259 --> 01:13:04,177 - Motherfucker. You fucking asshole. - What are you talking about? 1169 01:13:04,345 --> 01:13:06,847 - Who the fuck do you think you are? - I'm just trying— 1170 01:13:07,014 --> 01:13:11,226 I come in here. You don't know me. You don't know who I am, what my life is . . . 1171 01:13:11,394 --> 01:13:14,980 and you have the balls, the indecency to ask me a question about my life? 1172 01:13:15,148 --> 01:13:18,233 - Please, lady, calm down. - Fuck you too! Don't you call me "lady"! 1173 01:13:18,401 --> 01:13:20,902 I come in here, I give these things to you.. . 1174 01:13:21,070 --> 01:13:23,029 you check, you make your phone calls . . . 1175 01:13:23,197 --> 01:13:25,115 look suspicious, ask questions. 1176 01:13:25,283 --> 01:13:26,491 I'm sick. 1177 01:13:26,659 --> 01:13:30,579 I have sickness all around me, and you fucking ask me my life? 1178 01:13:30,746 --> 01:13:31,788 "What's wrong?" 1179 01:13:31,956 --> 01:13:35,542 Have you seen death in your bed? In your house? 1180 01:13:35,710 --> 01:13:39,254 Where's your fucking decency? And then I'm asked fucking questions. 1181 01:13:39,422 --> 01:13:42,716 "What's wrong?" 1182 01:13:42,884 --> 01:13:45,468 You suck my dick, that's what's wrong. 1183 01:13:45,636 --> 01:13:48,346 And you. You fucking call me "lady"? 1184 01:13:48,514 --> 01:13:50,599 Shame on you! 1185 01:13:50,766 --> 01:13:55,854 Shame on you. Shame on both of you. 1186 01:13:57,106 --> 01:13:59,399 Why don't they have the same last name? 1187 01:13:59,567 --> 01:14:01,234 Because they don't have the same last name. 1188 01:14:01,402 --> 01:14:05,780 PH LL I know, and I can't really explain that, but I think— 1189 01:14:05,948 --> 01:14:09,367 I have a feeling there is something, you know, a situation between them . . . 1190 01:14:09,535 --> 01:14:12,204 like they don't know each other much or well, you know? 1191 01:14:12,371 --> 01:14:14,664 Something like they don't talk much anymore, even. 1192 01:14:14,832 --> 01:14:16,082 Uh-huh. 1193 01:14:16,250 --> 01:14:18,793 You know? God, does this sound weird? 1194 01:14:18,961 --> 01:14:21,796 Ha, ha. I just don't understand why you're calling me. 1195 01:14:21,964 --> 01:14:25,842 Well, there's no number for Frank in any of Earl's stuff.. . 1196 01:14:26,010 --> 01:14:28,303 you know, and he's pretty out of it. 1197 01:14:28,471 --> 01:14:31,556 I mean, like I said, he's dying. 1198 01:14:31,724 --> 01:14:34,809 Dying of cancer. So... 1199 01:14:34,977 --> 01:14:37,979 - What kind of cancer? - It's brain and lung. 1200 01:14:38,147 --> 01:14:40,649 - My mother had breast cancer. - Oh, I'm sorry. 1201 01:14:40,816 --> 01:14:43,485 - Is she all right? - Oh, she's fine now. 1202 01:14:43,653 --> 01:14:45,487 - Oh, that's good. - Lt was scary, though. 1203 01:14:45,655 --> 01:14:47,614 - Oh, it's a hell of a disease. - Oh, it sure is. 1204 01:14:47,782 --> 01:14:50,075 - Yeah. - Well, so, uh... 1205 01:14:50,243 --> 01:14:53,370 Wait, I'm sorry. So why call me? 1206 01:14:53,537 --> 01:14:56,915 I know this sounds silly, and I know that I might sound ridiculous... 1207 01:14:57,083 --> 01:14:59,000 like this is the scene of the movie... 1208 01:14:59,168 --> 01:15:02,045 where the guy is trying to get a hold of the long-lost son . . . 1209 01:15:02,213 --> 01:15:05,548 you know, but this is that scene. This is that scene. 1210 01:15:05,716 --> 01:15:08,134 And I think they have those scenes in movies . . . 1211 01:15:08,302 --> 01:15:10,136 because they're true, you know. 1212 01:15:10,304 --> 01:15:12,097 Because they really happen. 1213 01:15:12,265 --> 01:15:16,184 And you gotta believe me, this is really happening. 1214 01:15:17,228 --> 01:15:20,480 I mean, I can give you my number and you can go check . . . 1215 01:15:20,648 --> 01:15:22,691 with whoever you gotta check with . . . 1216 01:15:22,858 --> 01:15:26,194 but do not leave me hanging on this. 1217 01:15:26,362 --> 01:15:31,366 All right? Please. I'm just— Please. 1218 01:15:32,368 --> 01:15:33,868 See . . . . 1219 01:15:35,496 --> 01:15:39,124 See, this is, uh, the scene of the movie where you help me out. 1220 01:15:39,292 --> 01:15:41,167 You're great. These are great questions. 1221 01:15:41,335 --> 01:15:43,753 Thank you. Good, good. - This is going great. 1222 01:15:43,921 --> 01:15:46,047 See, I thought you grew up here in the Valley. 1223 01:15:46,215 --> 01:15:48,049 Yeah. You know, like I said. Around. 1224 01:15:48,217 --> 01:15:50,010 You went to Van Nuys High, right? 1225 01:15:50,177 --> 01:15:52,345 I wouldn't say I went. I frequented. 1226 01:15:52,513 --> 01:15:55,265 I was misguided, pathetic. Not the Frank T.J. Mackey . . . 1227 01:15:55,433 --> 01:15:58,476 you're so eagerly, uh, wanting to put on national television. 1228 01:15:58,644 --> 01:16:01,896 Because I was swimming in what was as opposed to what I wanted. 1229 01:16:02,064 --> 01:16:04,566 - Where does that name come from? - What name? My name? 1230 01:16:04,734 --> 01:16:06,860 Yeah. It's not your given name, right? 1231 01:16:07,028 --> 01:16:10,947 It's my mother's name, actually. That's good. Good. Done your research. 1232 01:16:11,115 --> 01:16:13,908 - And "Frank"? - Frank is my mother's father. 1233 01:16:14,076 --> 01:16:16,953 Oh, okay. That's why. See, I had some trouble . . . 1234 01:16:17,121 --> 01:16:20,582 locating your school records at, um, UCLA and, uh, Berkeley. 1235 01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:24,753 And it's your name change. See, they had no official enrollment for you. 1236 01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:27,005 - No, no, no, they wouldn't. - They wouldn't? 1237 01:16:27,173 --> 01:16:30,091 No, because I was never officially enrolled there. 1238 01:16:30,259 --> 01:16:31,760 - Was that unclear? - Kind of. 1239 01:16:31,927 --> 01:16:35,096 Oh. God, I wouldn't want that to be misunderstood. 1240 01:16:35,264 --> 01:16:37,265 No, uh, my enrollment was totally unofficial. 1241 01:16:37,433 --> 01:16:39,934 Sadly, I couldn't afford to pay the tuition up there. 1242 01:16:40,102 --> 01:16:43,438 There were three wonderful professors who let me to sit in their classes. 1243 01:16:43,606 --> 01:16:46,733 Their names were Macready, Horn, and Langtree, among others. 1244 01:16:46,901 --> 01:16:50,528 You're welcome to call them if you like. See, I didn't get a free ride . . . 1245 01:16:50,696 --> 01:16:54,616 so, what we're looking at here is a true rags-to-riches story. 1246 01:16:54,784 --> 01:16:57,243 That's why people respond so strongly to Seduce . . . 1247 01:16:57,411 --> 01:17:00,246 because at the end of the day, Seduce may not be just... 1248 01:17:00,414 --> 01:17:02,665 about picking up chicks, sticking your cock in. 1249 01:17:02,833 --> 01:17:06,419 It's about finding out what you can be in this world... 1250 01:17:06,587 --> 01:17:12,425 defining it, controlling it, and saying, "I will take what is mine." 1251 01:17:12,593 --> 01:17:14,969 And you happen to get a little blow job out of it... 1252 01:17:15,137 --> 01:17:17,889 - . . . then, hey, what the fuck? Why not? - Ha, ha, okay. There you go. 1253 01:17:18,474 --> 01:17:22,185 End of Round One. Excellent work, ladies and germs. 1254 01:17:22,353 --> 01:17:24,646 I think we should take a look at the scores here. 1255 01:17:24,814 --> 01:17:26,439 Kids are up a leg with 1500... 1256 01:17:26,607 --> 01:17:30,151 and the adults are down a little bit with 1025. 1257 01:17:30,319 --> 01:17:32,654 So we'll be back for Round Two in a ring-ding-do. 1258 01:17:34,073 --> 01:17:37,409 Whoa, hello, hello. Bonus musical question. 1259 01:17:37,576 --> 01:17:40,161 And the winner is... 1260 01:17:43,249 --> 01:17:44,416 kids. 1261 01:17:48,003 --> 01:17:51,131 Uh, kids are in the lead. They get a chance to pull further ahead . . . 1262 01:17:51,298 --> 01:17:56,010 if they can answer the following secret-bonus musical question. 1263 01:17:56,178 --> 01:17:58,721 Now, what I'm going to do is read a line from an opera. 1264 01:17:58,889 --> 01:18:00,390 Give me that line back . . . 1265 01:18:00,558 --> 01:18:03,017 in the language in which the opera was written . . . 1266 01:18:03,185 --> 01:18:07,730 and for a bonus 250— Um, 250— Uh, 250... 1267 01:18:07,898 --> 01:18:10,191 uh, you can sing it. Heh. 1268 01:18:11,318 --> 01:18:12,861 Here's the line. 1269 01:18:13,487 --> 01:18:17,490 "Love is a rebellious bird that nobody can tame... 1270 01:18:17,658 --> 01:18:21,035 and it's all in vain to call it if it chooses to refuse." 1271 01:18:22,413 --> 01:18:23,872 Yes, Stanley. 1272 01:18:24,457 --> 01:18:26,666 Well, that was in French . . . 1273 01:18:26,834 --> 01:18:28,960 and that was from the opera Carmen... 1274 01:18:29,128 --> 01:18:31,045 and that goes 1275 01:18:51,775 --> 01:18:53,902 - You got some coffee brewing here. It's not— 1276 01:18:55,321 --> 01:18:56,654 It's been on for a bit. 1277 01:18:56,822 --> 01:18:59,449 Yeah, I like iced coffee, generally . . . 1278 01:18:59,617 --> 01:19:03,578 but a day like today, you know, with the rain and whatnot... 1279 01:19:03,746 --> 01:19:05,955 I enjoy a warm cup. 1280 01:19:11,504 --> 01:19:13,296 Do you want a cup? 1281 01:19:14,131 --> 01:19:16,883 Is that all right? Just raining cats and dogs out there. 1282 01:19:17,051 --> 01:19:20,595 I'd just as soon not go back in it. Heh. 1283 01:19:21,263 --> 01:19:23,640 I don't know how fresh it's gonna be. 1284 01:19:23,807 --> 01:19:26,726 Oh, I'm sure it's fine, Claudia. 1285 01:19:30,231 --> 01:19:33,483 Do you, um, take cream or sugar? 1286 01:19:33,651 --> 01:19:35,610 That would be fine. Um— 1287 01:19:35,778 --> 01:19:39,822 So, Claudia, let me just say, so I can get my role as an LAPD officer. .. 1288 01:19:39,990 --> 01:19:42,075 out of the way before we enjoy our coffee. 1289 01:19:42,243 --> 01:19:45,411 I don't like to talk shop over coffee. 1290 01:19:45,579 --> 01:19:47,288 I'm not gonna write you up. 1291 01:19:47,456 --> 01:19:49,916 I'm not gonna give you a citation here . . . 1292 01:19:50,084 --> 01:19:53,753 but the real problem we have here is that you got people around you... 1293 01:19:53,921 --> 01:19:57,757 people who work from home trying to get some work done... 1294 01:19:57,925 --> 01:20:03,596 and if you're listening to your music that loud, they're inconvenienced by that. 1295 01:20:03,764 --> 01:20:06,891 If you had a job, you'd probably understand, but... 1296 01:20:08,978 --> 01:20:13,356 You like listening to your music. That's fine. That's fine. Um . . .. 1297 01:20:13,524 --> 01:20:16,317 You're just gonna wanna keep an eye on the volume level. 1298 01:20:16,485 --> 01:20:20,488 You know, maybe memorize what number you see on the dial. 1299 01:20:20,656 --> 01:20:22,865 If it's the middle of the day, that's what I do. 1300 01:20:23,033 --> 01:20:27,662 I set it at two and a half, and then I know that's a good listening level for me. 1301 01:20:28,622 --> 01:20:32,500 But, uh, you like listening to your music loud. 1302 01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:36,504 That's fine. That's cool. It's good to rock out sometimes. 1303 01:20:36,672 --> 01:20:38,298 But you can't do it every day . . . 1304 01:20:38,465 --> 01:20:42,093 or else you risk damaging your ears. Seriously. 1305 01:20:45,264 --> 01:20:47,515 - You listen to it all the time like that? - Yeah. 1306 01:20:47,683 --> 01:20:51,728 You're gonna drive these people crazy. 1307 01:20:51,895 --> 01:20:53,646 Anyway, you get the point. 1308 01:20:53,814 --> 01:20:55,607 - Yes. - Okay. 1309 01:20:55,774 --> 01:20:57,108 Um... 1310 01:20:58,027 --> 01:20:59,485 Cheers. 1311 01:21:09,580 --> 01:21:13,207 - So this boyfriend bothering you? - I don't have a boyfriend. 1312 01:21:13,375 --> 01:21:16,794 - The gentleman who was at the door— - He's not my boyfriend. 1313 01:21:19,882 --> 01:21:23,176 Okay. A lot of times, in domestic-abuse situations . . . 1314 01:21:23,344 --> 01:21:26,304 the young woman is afraid to speak out. 1315 01:21:26,472 --> 01:21:28,848 You don't have to be afraid to tell me anything. 1316 01:21:29,016 --> 01:21:32,894 And as a police officer, I can tell you. .. 1317 01:21:33,062 --> 01:21:35,438 it goes bad places. 1318 01:21:36,857 --> 01:21:39,817 Young woman is afraid, next thing you know, I'm here on a 187. 1319 01:21:39,985 --> 01:21:43,279 It's not— What's a 187? 1320 01:21:43,447 --> 01:21:47,325 It's not good. And it's where situations like this always lead. 1321 01:21:47,493 --> 01:21:49,577 It's not my boyfriend, and it's not anything. 1322 01:21:49,745 --> 01:21:53,539 It's over. Really. It's not. He won't come back. 1323 01:21:53,707 --> 01:21:56,793 - I don't wanna have to come back here— - You won't have to. 1324 01:21:59,046 --> 01:22:03,257 You know, I— I wouldn't mind coming back. 1325 01:22:03,425 --> 01:22:06,177 You know, get a look at your pretty face again. 1326 01:22:06,345 --> 01:22:08,262 I'll be right back. 1327 01:22:14,895 --> 01:22:16,562 Here you go. 1328 01:22:16,730 --> 01:22:18,898 Let's get the jacket off. It will help you to breathe. 1329 01:22:21,777 --> 01:22:24,028 I can't fucking do this. 1330 01:22:27,700 --> 01:22:29,367 I've, uh— 1331 01:22:30,285 --> 01:22:33,913 I think— I'm gonna throw up, I think. 1332 01:22:36,375 --> 01:22:39,460 I haven't thrown up since I was 20 years old. 1333 01:22:39,962 --> 01:22:41,587 Cynthia. 1334 01:22:41,755 --> 01:22:43,297 You are the man. 1335 01:22:45,384 --> 01:22:47,719 - What's the problem? - I need to go to the bathroom. 1336 01:22:47,886 --> 01:22:49,762 Jesus Christ, Stanley. You can't go now. 1337 01:22:49,930 --> 01:22:51,931 You have one minute before we're on the air. 1338 01:22:52,099 --> 01:22:54,100 Now is not the time to go to the bathroom. 1339 01:22:54,268 --> 01:22:56,352 Why does this always happen? - Hey. 1340 01:22:56,520 --> 01:22:58,479 Excuse me, is there a problem over there? 1341 01:22:58,647 --> 01:22:59,897 Mind your own business. 1342 01:23:00,065 --> 01:23:03,317 - You better watch your mouth. - Why don't you mind your own business? 1343 01:23:03,485 --> 01:23:06,362 Oh, no, she didn't. - Cool down. Cool it, please. 1344 01:23:06,530 --> 01:23:09,907 Now, Stanley, wait for the commercial break, then you can go. 1345 01:23:10,075 --> 01:23:12,994 - Just hold it. Where did they get these kids? 1346 01:23:13,162 --> 01:23:14,162 Don't taunt the kids. 1347 01:23:14,329 --> 01:23:16,831 - I'm trying to be helpful. LA Don't start trouble, Luis. 1348 01:23:16,999 --> 01:23:20,793 Honey, you haven't seen trouble. Wait till next commercial break. 1349 01:23:20,961 --> 01:23:23,171 - What's the problem? - Nothing. 1350 01:23:23,338 --> 01:23:24,338 Lily! Please! 1351 01:23:24,506 --> 01:23:26,382 Order Seduce and Destroy... 1352 01:23:26,550 --> 01:23:28,342 - Get away from me, you shithead! - Okay. 1353 01:23:29,720 --> 01:23:32,555 Can't afford it? We'll work out something for you. 1354 01:23:32,723 --> 01:23:34,849 Seduce and Destroy will change your life. 1355 01:23:35,017 --> 01:23:36,517 Watch out, watch out, watch out. 1356 01:23:37,436 --> 01:23:38,978 No. 1357 01:23:40,439 --> 01:23:43,357 Don't, don't, don't. 1358 01:23:43,525 --> 01:23:47,862 - I'm gonna save you. - Hi? Hello? Okay. 1359 01:23:48,030 --> 01:23:50,072 I guarantee, money-back guarantee— 1360 01:23:50,240 --> 01:23:52,408 - Don't eat these. - This will change your life. 1361 01:23:52,576 --> 01:23:56,537 It's gonna help you get that naughty sauce that you... 1362 01:23:59,166 --> 01:24:01,501 - For a low cost of 49.99... PH LL Here you go. 1363 01:24:06,215 --> 01:24:08,758 Come on out of the cold and order Seduce and Destroy... 1364 01:24:08,926 --> 01:24:12,720 for the low cost of 49.99. We take all credit cards. 1365 01:24:12,888 --> 01:24:16,933 - I take Visa, MasterCard... PH LL Out of the trash, out of the trash. 1366 01:24:18,393 --> 01:24:20,186 Hey, Phil, are you there? 1367 01:24:20,354 --> 01:24:21,521 - It's Chad. - Yeah. Hi, Chad. 1368 01:24:21,688 --> 01:24:25,316 Yeah, listen, I'm gonna put you in touch with Janet, Frank's assistant. 1369 01:24:25,484 --> 01:24:27,485 - Okay. - And she's gonna see what she can do. 1370 01:24:27,653 --> 01:24:30,321 Thank you very much, and good luck to you and your mother. 1371 01:24:30,489 --> 01:24:33,032 Thanks, man. You too. Okay, Janet, are you there? 1372 01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:36,160 - Hello? - All right, Janet, you have Phil Parma. 1373 01:24:37,496 --> 01:24:39,080 Okay? 1374 01:24:43,168 --> 01:24:47,588 I have cancer, Mary. I have about two months. 1375 01:24:47,756 --> 01:24:49,549 I have no time. 1376 01:24:51,218 --> 01:24:52,844 It's in my bones. I don't have a chance. 1377 01:24:53,011 --> 01:24:55,137 - Oh. - I'm fucked. 1378 01:25:00,102 --> 01:25:03,604 And 15 seconds. You got any cookies or anything? 1379 01:25:05,983 --> 01:25:07,900 Ten seconds. 1380 01:25:10,404 --> 01:25:15,324 And five, four, three, two . . .. 1381 01:25:15,492 --> 01:25:17,702 We're back, ready for Round Two. 1382 01:25:18,120 --> 01:25:20,288 We're talking to our adult contestants here today. 1383 01:25:20,455 --> 01:25:23,165 Uh, Mim, it says here that you live in California... 1384 01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:24,750 and that you have two kids. 1385 01:25:24,918 --> 01:25:26,627 Right. I have a six-year-old son... 1386 01:25:26,795 --> 01:25:28,462 Do you know who I am? 1387 01:25:29,172 --> 01:25:31,299 You're a friend of the family, I presume. 1388 01:25:31,466 --> 01:25:32,967 What does that mean? 1389 01:25:33,135 --> 01:25:36,304 Nothing special. Just a spoke in the wheel. 1390 01:25:36,471 --> 01:25:40,224 You talk in rhymes and riddles and rub-a-dub... 1391 01:25:40,392 --> 01:25:44,937 but that doesn't mean anything to me. See, see— See, I used to be smart. 1392 01:25:45,105 --> 01:25:47,607 I'm "Quiz Kid" Donnie Smith. 1393 01:25:49,568 --> 01:25:52,778 I'm "Quiz Kid" Donnie Smith from TV. 1394 01:25:52,946 --> 01:25:54,655 It might have been before my time. 1395 01:25:54,823 --> 01:25:56,866 I remember now. In the sixties, right? 1396 01:25:57,034 --> 01:25:59,785 - I'm "Quiz Kid" Donnie Smith. - Like you said. 1397 01:25:59,953 --> 01:26:04,332 Smart kid. You got struck by lightning at one time, right? 1398 01:26:04,499 --> 01:26:05,875 So what? 1399 01:26:06,043 --> 01:26:08,377 - I heard about that. - Did it hurt? 1400 01:26:08,545 --> 01:26:09,921 Yes. 1401 01:26:10,088 --> 01:26:12,840 But you're all right now. So, what's the what? 1402 01:26:13,008 --> 01:26:15,259 - What? - That's right. 1403 01:26:15,427 --> 01:26:18,721 I used to be smart. Now I'm just stupid. 1404 01:26:18,889 --> 01:26:22,683 Ha! Brad, dear, who was it that said 1405 01:26:22,851 --> 01:26:26,687 "A man of genius has seldom been ruined but by himself"? 1406 01:26:26,855 --> 01:26:28,356 Um... 1407 01:26:29,483 --> 01:26:32,318 - The lovely Samuel Johnson. - Ah. 1408 01:26:32,819 --> 01:26:35,780 Who also spoke of a fellow who was not only dull... 1409 01:26:35,948 --> 01:26:37,698 but a cause of dullness in others. 1410 01:26:37,866 --> 01:26:39,408 The cause of dullness in others. 1411 01:26:39,576 --> 01:26:42,370 - Picky, picky. - Let me tell you this. 1412 01:26:42,537 --> 01:26:45,581 Samuel Johnson never had his life shit on... 1413 01:26:45,749 --> 01:26:48,709 and taken from him, and his money stolen. 1414 01:26:49,294 --> 01:26:51,379 Who took his life and his money? 1415 01:26:51,546 --> 01:26:55,132 His parents? His mommy and daddy? 1416 01:26:55,300 --> 01:26:57,927 Make him live this life like this. 1417 01:26:58,095 --> 01:27:02,223 A man of genius who gets shit on as a child... 1418 01:27:02,391 --> 01:27:05,393 and that scars. That hurts. 1419 01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:07,395 Have you ever been hit by lightning? 1420 01:27:07,562 --> 01:27:10,272 It hurts. It doesn't happen to everyone. 1421 01:27:10,440 --> 01:27:11,899 It's an electrical charge. 1422 01:27:12,067 --> 01:27:14,402 It finds its way across the universe.. . 1423 01:27:14,569 --> 01:27:19,198 and it lands in your body and your head. 1424 01:27:19,700 --> 01:27:24,620 And as for "ruined but by himself"... 1425 01:27:24,788 --> 01:27:27,707 not if his parents took his freaking life. .. 1426 01:27:27,874 --> 01:27:29,959 and his money, and tell you to do this . . . 1427 01:27:30,127 --> 01:27:33,170 and to do that, and if you don't, well... . 1428 01:27:33,338 --> 01:27:36,090 Your parents took your money that you won on that game show? 1429 01:27:36,258 --> 01:27:39,343 Yes. They did. 1430 01:27:42,431 --> 01:27:45,266 What does that mean, "a spoke in the wheel"? 1431 01:27:45,767 --> 01:27:48,352 Things go round and round, don't they? 1432 01:27:49,146 --> 01:27:51,897 Yes, they do. They do. 1433 01:27:52,441 --> 01:27:54,442 But I'll make my dreams come true. 1434 01:27:55,318 --> 01:27:57,778 Sounds sad as a weeping willow. 1435 01:27:57,946 --> 01:28:00,031 I used to be smart. 1436 01:28:00,198 --> 01:28:02,533 But now I'm just stupid. 1437 01:28:04,244 --> 01:28:06,120 Shall we drink to that? 1438 01:28:06,371 --> 01:28:08,748 Um, I wanna talk a little bit more about your background. 1439 01:28:08,915 --> 01:28:11,459 You made, um, some references earlier. .. 1440 01:28:11,626 --> 01:28:17,590 to, uh, subjective human experiences and terrible things, and, um . . . . 1441 01:28:18,425 --> 01:28:21,093 Actually, I'm confused about your past, is the thing. 1442 01:28:21,261 --> 01:28:24,305 - Is that still lingering? It's so boring. - Just to clarify. . . . 1443 01:28:24,473 --> 01:28:27,475 - Just wanna clear some things up. - Useless. Mm. 1444 01:28:27,642 --> 01:28:31,437 Excuse me. See— Thank you, Muff. It's a funny thing that— 1445 01:28:31,605 --> 01:28:33,939 This is an important element of Seduce and Destroy. 1446 01:28:34,107 --> 01:28:37,109 Facing the past is an important way of not making progress. 1447 01:28:37,277 --> 01:28:39,820 This is something I tell my men over and over and over. 1448 01:28:39,988 --> 01:28:42,073 This isn't meant, um . . . . 1449 01:28:42,240 --> 01:28:45,034 See, I try to teach my students to ask 1450 01:28:45,202 --> 01:28:47,495 "What is it in aid of?" 1451 01:28:47,662 --> 01:28:49,330 - Are you asking me that? - Yes. 1452 01:28:49,498 --> 01:28:53,292 - Well, in trying to figure out who you are . . . . - In aid of what? 1453 01:28:53,460 --> 01:28:57,088 Well, Frank, I'm saying that in trying to figure out who you are— 1454 01:28:57,255 --> 01:28:58,714 I have more important things... 1455 01:28:58,882 --> 01:29:01,425 - . . .to put myself into. - Well, no, it's all important. 1456 01:29:01,593 --> 01:29:03,344 I think this is something important. .. 1457 01:29:03,512 --> 01:29:06,013 that you might need to think about putting yourself into. 1458 01:29:06,181 --> 01:29:08,182 - Mm. Not really. - Um, look, Frank... 1459 01:29:08,350 --> 01:29:10,476 it's not like I'm trying to attack you here. 1460 01:29:10,644 --> 01:29:11,727 - No. - I just— 1461 01:29:11,895 --> 01:29:15,106 Okay. Hey, this is how you wanna spend your time, then go, go, go. 1462 01:29:15,273 --> 01:29:17,483 But you're gonna be surprised at what a waste it is. 1463 01:29:17,651 --> 01:29:21,862 "The most useless thing in the world is that which is behind me." Chapter Three. 1464 01:29:23,240 --> 01:29:25,783 We talked earlier about your mother.. . 1465 01:29:25,951 --> 01:29:28,369 and we talked about your father and his death. 1466 01:29:28,537 --> 01:29:32,540 I don't want to be challenging, but I have to ask, um... 1467 01:29:32,707 --> 01:29:38,379 I just wanna clarify something. Something that I understand... 1468 01:29:39,047 --> 01:29:43,384 - I'm not sure I hear a question in here. - I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can. 1469 01:29:43,552 --> 01:29:45,344 What's the question? 1470 01:29:46,555 --> 01:29:49,140 - Do you remember a Miss Simms? - I know a lot of women. 1471 01:29:49,307 --> 01:29:52,810 - I'm sure she remembers me, ha, ha. - She does. From when you were a boy. 1472 01:29:52,978 --> 01:29:54,895 - Yeah? - She lived in Tarzana. 1473 01:29:55,063 --> 01:29:57,648 That's my old stomping ground. 1474 01:30:00,277 --> 01:30:02,361 Is this the attack portion of the interview? 1475 01:30:03,738 --> 01:30:07,908 - ls the girl coming in for the kill? - No. This is about getting something right . . . 1476 01:30:08,076 --> 01:30:10,369 and clarifying answers to an earlier question. 1477 01:30:10,537 --> 01:30:12,079 What question? 1478 01:30:12,247 --> 01:30:15,249 I was told that your mother died, Frank. 1479 01:30:24,009 --> 01:30:25,885 That's what you heard. 1480 01:30:27,888 --> 01:30:30,055 Do you remember Miss Simms? 1481 01:30:35,061 --> 01:30:37,396 - No. - Well, I talked to Miss Simms . . . 1482 01:30:37,564 --> 01:30:42,943 your neighbor and caretaker after your mother died in 1980 . . . 1483 01:30:43,612 --> 01:30:45,613 and in my research... 1484 01:30:45,780 --> 01:30:52,244 I have you listed as the only son of Earl and Lily Partridge. 1485 01:30:52,412 --> 01:30:56,624 And what I learned from Barbara Simms is that your mother, Lily... 1486 01:30:57,417 --> 01:31:00,211 died in 1980. 1487 01:31:01,087 --> 01:31:03,923 So, see, it's my understanding that information supplied . . . 1488 01:31:04,090 --> 01:31:06,342 by you and your company... 1489 01:31:06,509 --> 01:31:09,386 and the answers to the questions I've asked is incorrect . . . 1490 01:31:09,554 --> 01:31:13,641 and if I wanna get to the bottom of who you are and why you are . . . 1491 01:31:13,808 --> 01:31:19,313 then I think that your family history, your actual family history... 1492 01:31:20,565 --> 01:31:25,236 Well, this is important. 1493 01:31:26,780 --> 01:31:29,281 What is your fucking question? 1494 01:31:31,993 --> 01:31:34,787 Well, I guess my question is this 1495 01:31:36,706 --> 01:31:39,333 Why would you lie, Frank? 1496 01:31:41,628 --> 01:31:44,505 Kids, adults... 1497 01:31:44,673 --> 01:31:48,425 I would like you to put yourself at a picnic. 1498 01:31:48,593 --> 01:31:52,137 Uh, place yourself there with your family and friends, if you'd like. 1499 01:31:52,305 --> 01:31:55,307 You'll hear three musical notes, and you are to tell me... 1500 01:31:55,475 --> 01:31:59,311 what it might represent that you would find at a picnic. 1501 01:31:59,479 --> 01:32:01,605 The first three notes. Guys? 1502 01:32:06,987 --> 01:32:08,862 Yes, Todd. - Well, Jimmy, I know this. 1503 01:32:09,030 --> 01:32:13,867 I have perfect pitch, you see, and that would be A-D-E... 1504 01:32:14,035 --> 01:32:17,705 - . . . and that would represent lemonade. For 250. Next notes, please. 1505 01:32:23,461 --> 01:32:27,047 - Todd? - That's E-G-G, which would be egg. 1506 01:32:27,215 --> 01:32:31,260 For 500. And the third set of notes. Guys? 1507 01:32:36,433 --> 01:32:39,518 - You don't want any water? - No. I just . . .. 1508 01:32:39,686 --> 01:32:41,228 I'm so fucked up right now, Alan. 1509 01:32:41,396 --> 01:32:45,691 - There's just so much. So many things. - Are you on drugs right now? 1510 01:32:45,859 --> 01:32:49,361 If I tell you something, if I say things, then— You're a lawyer, right? 1511 01:32:49,529 --> 01:32:53,073 You can't say anything, tell anybody. It's like a privilege. Attorney/client. 1512 01:32:53,241 --> 01:32:55,409 - You understand? - Not exactly. 1513 01:32:55,577 --> 01:32:57,911 Like a shrink. If I go see a shrink, I'm protected. 1514 01:32:58,079 --> 01:33:00,414 I can say things. Oh, fuck. 1515 01:33:00,582 --> 01:33:05,377 - I don't know what I'm doing. - Linda, you're safe, okay? It's all right. 1516 01:33:05,545 --> 01:33:08,213 You're my friend. You and Earl are clients. 1517 01:33:08,381 --> 01:33:10,424 Whatever you wanna say won't leave this room. 1518 01:33:10,592 --> 01:33:13,093 You have something you wanna say to me . . . . 1519 01:33:15,722 --> 01:33:18,807 I have to tell you something. I have something to tell you. 1520 01:33:20,602 --> 01:33:23,270 I wanna change his will. Can I change his will? I need to. 1521 01:33:23,688 --> 01:33:25,773 No, you can't change his will. Only Earl can. 1522 01:33:25,940 --> 01:33:28,150 No, no, no. You see, um . . . 1523 01:33:29,527 --> 01:33:31,195 I never loved him. 1524 01:33:31,363 --> 01:33:33,113 I never loved him. Earl. 1525 01:33:33,281 --> 01:33:36,950 When I met him— When I started— I met him, I fucked him, and I married him. .. 1526 01:33:37,118 --> 01:33:39,953 because I wanted his money. You understand? 1527 01:33:40,121 --> 01:33:41,955 Uh, I'm telling you this. 1528 01:33:42,123 --> 01:33:44,708 I've never told anyone. Uh, I didn't love him... 1529 01:33:44,876 --> 01:33:47,461 but now— I know I'm in that will. We were all there. 1530 01:33:47,629 --> 01:33:51,465 We made that thing. And the money I'll get. I don't want it, because I love him now. 1531 01:33:51,633 --> 01:33:54,843 I've fallen in love with him now for real, as he's dying, and... 1532 01:33:55,011 --> 01:33:58,305 Uh, I look at him, and he's about to go, Alan. He's moments... 1533 01:33:59,516 --> 01:34:02,017 I took care of him through this, Alan. What now, then? 1534 01:34:02,185 --> 01:34:03,227 Let's listen. 1535 01:34:03,395 --> 01:34:06,146 "Hello, Mary. How are you and the seven kids? 1536 01:34:06,314 --> 01:34:09,775 As you probably heard by now, we sure gave that Pope a run for his money." 1537 01:34:11,277 --> 01:34:13,946 Mim. Um, that would be Robert E. Lee. 1538 01:34:14,114 --> 01:34:18,325 His wife was Mary Parke Custis. I know he had seven children. 1539 01:34:18,493 --> 01:34:23,163 Um, and he would be talking about Pope, who he defeated at the Battle of Manassas. 1540 01:34:23,331 --> 01:34:26,500 Absolutely right, Miss Mim. Next question. 1541 01:34:26,918 --> 01:34:29,044 Come on, come on, come on. Snap out of it, man. 1542 01:34:29,212 --> 01:34:31,588 Come on. Stanley. 1543 01:34:33,758 --> 01:34:37,094 Bonjour, Josephine. Maintenant je suis en Egypte. 1544 01:34:38,471 --> 01:34:39,513 Yes, Mim. 1545 01:34:39,681 --> 01:34:41,849 Um, that would be Napoleon speaking to Josephine. 1546 01:34:42,016 --> 01:34:45,436 Absolutely right, for 500. Next voice. 1547 01:34:47,313 --> 01:34:49,940 I don't want him to die. I didn't love him when we met.. . 1548 01:34:50,108 --> 01:34:53,068 and I did so many bad things to him that he doesn't know. 1549 01:34:53,236 --> 01:34:57,656 Things that I want to confess to him. But now I do. I love him. 1550 01:34:58,992 --> 01:35:03,036 - Linda, what kind of medication are you on? - This isn't any fucking medication talking! 1551 01:35:03,204 --> 01:35:05,873 Can you give me nothing? You have power of attorney. 1552 01:35:06,040 --> 01:35:09,585 Can you go in the final fucking moments and change the will? 1553 01:35:09,752 --> 01:35:11,503 I— I don't want any money. 1554 01:35:11,671 --> 01:35:15,132 I couldn't live with myself with this thing that I've done. 1555 01:35:15,300 --> 01:35:18,427 I fucked around. I fucking cheated on him. I fucking cheated on him. 1556 01:35:18,595 --> 01:35:21,013 There. There. You're his lawyer, our lawyer. 1557 01:35:21,181 --> 01:35:23,724 I am his wife. We are married. I broke the contract of marriage. 1558 01:35:23,892 --> 01:35:27,895 I fucked around on him many times. I sucked other men's cocks. 1559 01:35:28,062 --> 01:35:29,730 Adultery is not against the law. 1560 01:35:29,898 --> 01:35:32,900 It's not something you can use in court to discredit the will. 1561 01:35:33,067 --> 01:35:35,527 - Linda. Linda, calm down. - I can't. 1562 01:35:35,695 --> 01:35:37,738 You don't have to change the will. 1563 01:35:38,239 --> 01:35:41,241 If you wanna take nothing, renounce the will when the time comes. 1564 01:35:41,409 --> 01:35:43,535 What does that mean? Where does the money go? 1565 01:35:43,703 --> 01:35:48,248 - Lt goes to the nearest relative. - What's that? Frank? 1566 01:35:48,416 --> 01:35:52,586 No, no, no. That can't happen. Earl doesn't want him to have anything. 1567 01:35:52,754 --> 01:35:54,963 - That's what will happen. - This is so fucked up. 1568 01:35:55,131 --> 01:35:56,423 Linda, stop! 1569 01:35:58,176 --> 01:36:00,677 Now, you take a moment, you breathe... 1570 01:36:00,845 --> 01:36:03,430 - . . . and one thing at a time. - Shut the fuck up. 1571 01:36:03,598 --> 01:36:06,058 - You want me to help you? - Shut the fuck up. 1572 01:36:06,226 --> 01:36:09,144 - You need to sober up. - Now, you must really shut the fuck up. 1573 01:36:09,312 --> 01:36:11,104 Now. Please, shut the fuck up. 1574 01:36:11,272 --> 01:36:13,273 - Linda. - I have to go. 1575 01:36:13,441 --> 01:36:16,360 - Let me call you a car, Linda. - Shut the fuck up. 1576 01:36:16,528 --> 01:36:20,489 Now, imagine that you are attending a jam session... 1577 01:36:20,657 --> 01:36:22,950 of classical composers... 1578 01:36:23,117 --> 01:36:27,746 and they have each done an arrangement of the classic favorite, "Whispering." 1579 01:36:27,914 --> 01:36:30,874 Now, we have here the New World Harmonica Trio . . . 1580 01:36:31,042 --> 01:36:33,210 who are going to play, uh— 1581 01:36:34,295 --> 01:36:38,632 Uh, three, um— Uh, variations on the theme... 1582 01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:40,050 as the, uh— As— 1583 01:36:40,218 --> 01:36:42,719 As three classical composers might have written it. 1584 01:36:42,887 --> 01:36:46,473 So you are to name the, uh, first composer. 1585 01:36:46,641 --> 01:36:48,016 Guys? 1586 01:37:01,614 --> 01:37:03,991 Yes, Todd. - Well, Jimmy, that sounded like Brahms. 1587 01:37:04,158 --> 01:37:06,493 Uh, a bit like his "Hungarian Dance Number Six." 1588 01:37:06,661 --> 01:37:09,746 That is excellent, Todd. Next composer, guys. 1589 01:37:37,358 --> 01:37:38,483 Stanley the man. 1590 01:37:40,486 --> 01:37:42,279 I don't know the answer. 1591 01:37:43,698 --> 01:37:45,282 That is not right. 1592 01:37:45,450 --> 01:37:47,075 That's not right, Stanley. 1593 01:37:47,243 --> 01:37:51,204 The correct answer is Ravel. 1594 01:37:51,706 --> 01:37:53,415 Ravel. 1595 01:37:54,542 --> 01:37:58,211 Uh, and now I'm gonna have our three whistlers, um... 1596 01:38:00,048 --> 01:38:03,925 please to present the next, uh, musical... . 1597 01:38:04,093 --> 01:38:07,054 There were three, uh, musical sections here . . . 1598 01:38:07,221 --> 01:38:10,057 and this will be the third section that the whistlers . . .. 1599 01:38:10,224 --> 01:38:13,518 Um, and they'll play a piece that's... 1600 01:38:14,937 --> 01:38:19,441 It's very recognizable. It's Chopin, actually, and, uh. . . . 1601 01:38:20,902 --> 01:38:23,737 Well, it's taken— It's in the style of "Marche Militaire." 1602 01:38:23,905 --> 01:38:27,074 It's a very recognizable piece. 1603 01:38:27,241 --> 01:38:30,452 So if you please just listen to this . . . 1604 01:38:30,620 --> 01:38:34,665 and I'm sure you can identify the, uh. ... 1605 01:38:34,832 --> 01:38:36,917 I'm sort of giving away the answer here, but— 1606 01:38:37,085 --> 01:38:39,920 It's Chopin. I don't mean to give away the answer. 1607 01:38:40,088 --> 01:38:43,131 It's just— Please, just— 1608 01:38:43,299 --> 01:38:46,593 Well, sing us a ditty, guys. A Chopin ditty. 1609 01:38:46,761 --> 01:38:51,264 Let's have a Chopin ditty here. I can't . . . . 1610 01:38:52,392 --> 01:38:55,644 - Go to the card. Go to the fucking card. - Go to the card. Go. 1611 01:38:55,812 --> 01:38:57,771 Go to the card. 1612 01:39:05,405 --> 01:39:06,655 Okay, I'm back. 1613 01:39:06,823 --> 01:39:09,157 For not a fresh cup, this is a good cup of coffee. 1614 01:39:09,325 --> 01:39:11,743 Thank you. What do you wanna talk about? 1615 01:39:14,997 --> 01:39:16,581 I don't know. 1616 01:39:17,625 --> 01:39:20,001 - Do you want to talk? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1617 01:39:20,169 --> 01:39:21,586 - Okay. - Um... 1618 01:39:22,171 --> 01:39:24,131 What's your name? 1619 01:39:24,298 --> 01:39:25,882 Jim Kurring. 1620 01:39:26,050 --> 01:39:28,635 - Call 911. - I think I had a stroke. 1621 01:39:28,803 --> 01:39:31,805 No, no, no. I'm fine. I'm all right. 1622 01:39:31,973 --> 01:39:35,934 - I wanna finish the show. - No, we need to call this quits. 1623 01:39:36,102 --> 01:39:38,311 - Get your hands off me. - Let this guy help you. 1624 01:39:38,479 --> 01:39:42,107 - Look, I just— I'll tell you what happened. - Call 911. Do it right now, Mary. 1625 01:39:42,275 --> 01:39:45,986 I fell down and I couldn't see for a minute, but I'm okay. Get your hands off me. 1626 01:39:55,246 --> 01:39:57,205 - Did you fucking piss your pants? - Shut up. 1627 01:39:57,373 --> 01:39:59,791 - What happened? What's going on? - Nothing. Go away. 1628 01:39:59,959 --> 01:40:01,209 Don't tell me to go away. 1629 01:40:01,377 --> 01:40:05,380 I'm the coordinator for the show, and you will answer the questions I ask. 1630 01:40:07,258 --> 01:40:09,509 - Now, what is going on? You— - What's the problem? 1631 01:40:09,677 --> 01:40:12,387 - Nothing. I'm fine. - Why didn't you answer those questions? 1632 01:40:12,555 --> 01:40:14,681 - I didn't know the answer. - Bullshit! Bullshit! 1633 01:40:14,849 --> 01:40:16,641 You know the answer to every question. 1634 01:40:16,809 --> 01:40:19,144 I knew the answers. I'm not half as smart as you. .. 1635 01:40:19,312 --> 01:40:20,937 so what the hell happened? 1636 01:40:21,105 --> 01:40:23,523 - I don't know. - He pissed his pants. 1637 01:40:24,901 --> 01:40:27,277 You pissed your pants? 1638 01:40:27,445 --> 01:40:29,196 - No, I didn't. I'm fine. - Stand up. 1639 01:40:29,363 --> 01:40:32,407 - I said I'm fine. I'm fine. - Stand up. 1640 01:40:32,575 --> 01:40:35,285 Oh, Jesus, Stanley, what the fuck did you do that for? 1641 01:40:35,453 --> 01:40:38,789 I just wanna keep playing. I'll keep playing. I'm fine. 1642 01:40:38,956 --> 01:40:40,540 That's great. 1643 01:40:40,708 --> 01:40:44,461 I mean, you know that, to a performer, that's food, right? 1644 01:40:44,629 --> 01:40:47,422 That shows that you love him, and I'm sure he appreciates it. 1645 01:40:47,590 --> 01:40:50,634 Everything's fine. Relax. Relax, darling. Everything's fine. 1646 01:40:52,386 --> 01:40:53,887 I'm okay. 1647 01:40:54,055 --> 01:40:57,057 All right, see? I'm all right. 1648 01:40:57,225 --> 01:41:00,143 It's pretty fucking stupid, isn't it? Jesus Christ. 1649 01:41:00,311 --> 01:41:02,437 What the fuck do they think out there? 1650 01:41:02,605 --> 01:41:04,606 They must be laughing their asses off. 1651 01:41:04,774 --> 01:41:07,234 Tell them I got a bad knee or some fucking thing. 1652 01:41:07,401 --> 01:41:08,777 Ha, ha. This is fucking funny. 1653 01:41:08,945 --> 01:41:12,197 - What do you guys wanna do? - Just what I said. 1654 01:41:17,703 --> 01:41:20,205 - Are we going to continue with this game? - Yes. 1655 01:41:20,373 --> 01:41:22,749 All right, you look at me. Look at me. 1656 01:41:22,917 --> 01:41:27,003 You are two days away from this record. Okay? Nobody's ever done that. 1657 01:41:27,171 --> 01:41:30,090 You get through this, I'll get you anything you want. Anything. 1658 01:41:30,258 --> 01:41:33,593 - You just gotta get through this, okay? - Okay. 1659 01:41:36,180 --> 01:41:38,598 Hang in there, buddy. I'm sorry I squeezed your arm. 1660 01:41:38,766 --> 01:41:40,725 Hey. I love you. 1661 01:41:43,020 --> 01:41:44,980 - Are we doing this? - Fucking stupidity. 1662 01:41:45,147 --> 01:41:48,191 - Why don't I put the medic on? - Don't let him do this. 1663 01:41:48,359 --> 01:41:50,610 - He's been doing it for 30 years. - You don't know. 1664 01:41:50,778 --> 01:41:52,988 It's a fucking game show, Mary. 1665 01:41:59,412 --> 01:42:00,954 Hear that? 1666 01:42:02,790 --> 01:42:07,294 Ah, yeah. Does that hurt? - No. 1667 01:42:10,131 --> 01:42:12,757 - What is it? - It's in my ear. 1668 01:42:13,593 --> 01:42:16,094 It's, um, TMJ. 1669 01:42:16,262 --> 01:42:19,306 It's what it's called. Technically. 1670 01:42:20,016 --> 01:42:23,852 How about they just call it, you know, "clicking jaw"? 1671 01:42:24,020 --> 01:42:26,646 - "Pain in the jaw," yeah. Ha, ha. - Yeah. How about that? 1672 01:42:26,814 --> 01:42:30,317 - Be easier to remember. - Yeah. It gets. ... 1673 01:42:30,484 --> 01:42:33,737 I— I don't even know if I have it, actually. 1674 01:42:33,905 --> 01:42:37,490 15-L-27, 15-L-27, head out to... 1675 01:42:37,658 --> 01:42:38,783 I'm sorry. 1676 01:42:38,951 --> 01:42:41,536 15-L-27, I'm currently code seven. 1677 01:42:41,704 --> 01:42:43,663 I'm sorry. This is my job. 1678 01:42:43,831 --> 01:42:44,831 L-27, roger. 1679 01:42:44,999 --> 01:42:48,418 William-35, can you see if you can raise 10-William-28 for me? 1680 01:42:48,586 --> 01:42:51,171 Roger. Disregard. It was just the information passed on. 1681 01:42:51,339 --> 01:42:53,632 You were just getting warmed up. Getting started. 1682 01:42:53,799 --> 01:42:56,009 Yeah. I gotta go. 1683 01:42:57,261 --> 01:43:01,222 Well, if this joker shows up again, or you got your music up too loud.. . 1684 01:43:01,390 --> 01:43:03,558 maybe we can have another cup of coffee. 1685 01:43:03,726 --> 01:43:05,477 If you're not here for a 187. 1686 01:43:05,645 --> 01:43:11,566 - No. Do not joke about that, okay? - Okay. 1687 01:43:12,693 --> 01:43:15,612 - I seen too many of those. - I'm sorry. 1688 01:43:15,780 --> 01:43:18,782 No. it's all right. You were kidding. It's okay. 1689 01:43:21,410 --> 01:43:22,744 All right. 1690 01:43:22,912 --> 01:43:25,705 Well, you keep your chin up and your music down, okay? 1691 01:43:25,873 --> 01:43:28,249 Yes, I will. It was nice to meet you, Officer Jim. 1692 01:43:28,417 --> 01:43:30,251 - Just Jim. - Yeah. Good. Okay. 1693 01:43:30,419 --> 01:43:34,714 - Okay. Bye-bye, Claudia. - Bye. 1694 01:44:00,825 --> 01:44:04,911 - What is it? Did you forget something? - No. No, I'm... 1695 01:44:05,079 --> 01:44:07,914 I was— I was wondering . . . . 1696 01:44:08,082 --> 01:44:10,542 Man, I feel like a bit of a scum-bucket doing this . . . 1697 01:44:10,710 --> 01:44:12,919 since I came here as an officer of the law... 1698 01:44:13,087 --> 01:44:16,715 but I feel like I'd be a fool if I didn't do something I really wanna do. .. 1699 01:44:16,882 --> 01:44:20,427 - . . . which is to ask you for a date. - You wanna go on a date with me? 1700 01:44:20,594 --> 01:44:21,928 - Please, yes. - Ahem. 1701 01:44:22,096 --> 01:44:24,806 - Well, is that illegal? - Sort of. 1702 01:44:24,974 --> 01:44:27,183 Then I'd like to go. What do you wanna do? 1703 01:44:28,144 --> 01:44:32,689 I don't know. I hadn't thought about it. That's not true. I have thought about it. 1704 01:44:32,857 --> 01:44:35,316 I've been thinking since you opened the door. 1705 01:44:35,484 --> 01:44:37,444 - Really? - Yeah. 1706 01:44:37,611 --> 01:44:39,487 I thought you were flirting with me. 1707 01:44:39,655 --> 01:44:41,031 You want to go tonight? 1708 01:44:41,198 --> 01:44:43,908 I'm— No— I'm off tonight, yeah. That would be— 1709 01:44:44,076 --> 01:44:46,453 - What time? - 8 o'clock. 1710 01:44:46,620 --> 01:44:49,039 - I don't get off until 1000. - 10 o'clock. 1711 01:44:49,540 --> 01:44:51,207 - Okay. - Yeah. 1712 01:44:51,375 --> 01:44:53,960 - Yeah. Fine. - Yeah. Bye. 1713 01:44:57,048 --> 01:44:59,382 Frank, I'm really not trying to attack you here. 1714 01:44:59,550 --> 01:45:04,554 I think that if you have something that needs to be cleared up, well, then... 1715 01:45:09,018 --> 01:45:11,478 I was told that your father is Earl Partridge. 1716 01:45:11,645 --> 01:45:14,606 I was told that he left you and your mother... 1717 01:45:14,774 --> 01:45:18,109 and you were forced to take care of your mother during her illness . . . 1718 01:45:18,277 --> 01:45:21,821 that you took care of your mother while she struggled with cancer . . . 1719 01:45:21,989 --> 01:45:24,324 and that Miss Simms became your caretaker . . . 1720 01:45:24,492 --> 01:45:27,535 when your mother finally passed away. 1721 01:45:29,622 --> 01:45:32,916 Can you talk about your mother, Frank? 1722 01:45:34,919 --> 01:45:37,670 No, not true. You know what? Even if you don't get to pump her . . . 1723 01:45:37,838 --> 01:45:40,215 you still need to start honing your skills on a feminist. 1724 01:45:41,634 --> 01:45:44,052 - You need to do that. I will. 1725 01:45:44,220 --> 01:45:45,678 - This is Doc. - Doc, it's Janet. 1726 01:45:45,846 --> 01:45:48,389 - What's up, Janet? - I have to talk to Frank. Is he nearby? 1727 01:45:48,557 --> 01:45:50,892 - Uh, he's in the interview, Janet. - Interrupt him. 1728 01:45:51,060 --> 01:45:54,020 - Get him on the phone with me right away. - What happened? 1729 01:45:54,188 --> 01:45:56,856 Doc, go get Frank and put him on the phone. 1730 01:45:59,693 --> 01:46:01,653 Oh, come on, Frank. 1731 01:46:01,821 --> 01:46:03,530 What are you doing? 1732 01:46:06,200 --> 01:46:08,201 What am I doing? 1733 01:46:09,036 --> 01:46:10,578 Yeah. 1734 01:46:12,206 --> 01:46:15,583 I'm quietly judging you. 1735 01:46:17,002 --> 01:46:22,382 And five, four, three, two . . .. 1736 01:46:24,802 --> 01:46:26,136 Yeah? 1737 01:46:26,303 --> 01:46:28,429 Oh, boy, what a day. What a round. 1738 01:46:28,597 --> 01:46:30,265 Back and in for me . . . 1739 01:46:30,432 --> 01:46:35,270 and the final one-on-one round to determine who's who today. 1740 01:46:35,437 --> 01:46:38,231 Let's check the scores on the board, shall we? 1741 01:46:39,150 --> 01:46:41,943 Well, the kids have an even 2000... 1742 01:46:42,111 --> 01:46:46,239 and the adults are way up with 47. 1743 01:46:46,407 --> 01:46:51,828 Now, that doesn't mean that this game is out of reach for the kids. 1744 01:46:51,996 --> 01:46:55,415 - Elders, who's the lucky so-and-so? - It's gonna be me, Jimmy. 1745 01:46:57,084 --> 01:46:58,585 Come on over, Mim. 1746 01:47:00,212 --> 01:47:02,839 I don't wanna go. I can't do it this time. 1747 01:47:03,007 --> 01:47:04,757 What the fuck are you talking about? 1748 01:47:04,925 --> 01:47:08,595 You have to go, Stanley. You're the smartest. 1749 01:47:08,762 --> 01:47:10,805 I don't wanna go. Why can't one of you do it? 1750 01:47:10,973 --> 01:47:15,143 If you don't fucking stand up and get over there, I'm gonna beat your ass. 1751 01:47:15,311 --> 01:47:18,980 I'm sick of being the one who always has to do everything. 1752 01:47:19,148 --> 01:47:23,234 - I don't wanna be the one always. Kids, I don't even have to ask. 1753 01:47:23,402 --> 01:47:26,029 Stanley, get your butt over here. 1754 01:47:32,745 --> 01:47:34,829 I'm sick. 1755 01:47:34,997 --> 01:47:36,956 I'm sick here now. 1756 01:47:38,042 --> 01:47:40,376 I confuse melancholy with depression sometimes. 1757 01:47:40,544 --> 01:47:43,504 - Mm-hm. - You see? 1758 01:47:43,672 --> 01:47:47,050 Why don't you run along now, friend? Your dessert is getting cold. 1759 01:47:47,218 --> 01:47:50,136 - I'm sick. - Stay that way. 1760 01:47:50,304 --> 01:47:52,096 I'm sick, and I'm in love. 1761 01:47:52,264 --> 01:47:55,683 You seem the sort of person who confuses the two. 1762 01:47:55,851 --> 01:47:57,727 That's right. 1763 01:47:57,895 --> 01:48:00,355 That's the first time you've been right. 1764 01:48:00,522 --> 01:48:04,150 I confuse the two, and I don't care. 1765 01:48:04,693 --> 01:48:07,987 Hey. Hey! 1766 01:48:08,989 --> 01:48:10,990 I love you. 1767 01:48:11,158 --> 01:48:12,825 I love you, and I'm sick. 1768 01:48:12,993 --> 01:48:15,370 I'll talk to you— I'll talk to you tomorrow. 1769 01:48:15,537 --> 01:48:19,165 I'm getting corrective oral surgery tomorrow, for my teeth. 1770 01:48:19,333 --> 01:48:21,918 I love you, Brad. Brad the bartender. 1771 01:48:22,086 --> 01:48:24,671 If you wanna love me back, I'll be good to you. 1772 01:48:24,838 --> 01:48:26,589 I'll be goddamn good for you. 1773 01:48:26,757 --> 01:48:29,842 I won't be mad if you don't know who said what. 1774 01:48:30,010 --> 01:48:32,178 I won't punish you if you get the answer wrong. 1775 01:48:32,346 --> 01:48:34,806 Brad, honey. - I can teach and tell you... . 1776 01:48:34,974 --> 01:48:37,558 You have a special secret crush over there, I think. 1777 01:48:37,726 --> 01:48:40,019 Don't treat him too lovely. He might get hurt. 1778 01:48:40,187 --> 01:48:42,855 - You shut up! Mind your own business. - Gently, son. 1779 01:48:43,023 --> 01:48:44,440 I know you don't love me now. 1780 01:48:44,608 --> 01:48:47,360 It's a dangerous thing to confuse children with angels. 1781 01:48:48,779 --> 01:48:51,864 Wanna know the common element for the entire group, like he asked? 1782 01:48:52,032 --> 01:48:54,617 I'll tell you the answer, because I had that one. 1783 01:48:54,785 --> 01:48:56,619 I had that question. 1784 01:48:56,787 --> 01:48:59,706 Uh, carbon. Carbon. 1785 01:48:59,873 --> 01:49:02,208 In pencil lead, it's in the form of graphite. .. 1786 01:49:02,376 --> 01:49:05,253 in coal, it's mixed up with other impurities . . . 1787 01:49:05,421 --> 01:49:08,464 and in the diamond, it's in hard form. 1788 01:49:09,049 --> 01:49:12,552 "Well, all we really wanted to know was the common element, Donnie... 1789 01:49:12,720 --> 01:49:15,221 but thank you for all that unnecessary knowledge. Ha, ha. 1790 01:49:15,389 --> 01:49:17,807 Kids. Heads so full of useless knowledge. 1791 01:49:17,975 --> 01:49:20,018 Thank you. Thank you." 1792 01:49:20,936 --> 01:49:23,229 The book says, "We may be through with the past... 1793 01:49:23,397 --> 01:49:26,232 but the past is not through with us." 1794 01:49:26,859 --> 01:49:28,735 And . . . . 1795 01:49:28,902 --> 01:49:34,115 No, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels. 1796 01:49:45,836 --> 01:49:48,254 Yeah. Okay. 1797 01:49:48,422 --> 01:49:51,174 Well, that is what I wait for. 1798 01:49:51,342 --> 01:49:54,802 I wait for those calls. And I wait and I pray. 1799 01:49:54,970 --> 01:49:57,764 And sometimes Jesus says 1800 01:49:57,931 --> 01:50:00,224 "Jim, I got a surprise for you today. 1801 01:50:00,392 --> 01:50:02,769 I want you to meet this young lady, okay? 1802 01:50:02,936 --> 01:50:05,646 Now, where it goes from there is up to you. 1803 01:50:05,814 --> 01:50:09,859 And I don't think you're gonna screw it up, okay?" 1804 01:50:10,027 --> 01:50:12,528 And, God, I'm telling you right now... 1805 01:50:12,696 --> 01:50:15,239 I will not screw it up. You gave me an opportunity. 1806 01:50:15,407 --> 01:50:17,617 I'm gonna treat this young lady right. 1807 01:50:17,785 --> 01:50:20,161 I'm a happy cop. 1808 01:50:20,329 --> 01:50:24,290 Yeah. It's called jaywalking. Slow down. 1809 01:50:54,154 --> 01:50:56,614 Uh, I'm gonna pass, Jimmy. 1810 01:50:57,449 --> 01:51:00,451 Stanley, passing to one of the other kids. 1811 01:51:01,495 --> 01:51:05,123 We want Stanley to go, Jimmy. 1812 01:51:05,290 --> 01:51:06,999 I don't wanna go. 1813 01:51:08,752 --> 01:51:12,046 - Walking towards the elevator, Janet. - Fine. Phil, are you still there? 1814 01:51:12,214 --> 01:51:14,507 - PH LL Yeah, I'm here. - I wanna ask you one question. 1815 01:51:14,675 --> 01:51:17,301 Phil, have you talked to anyone else about this? 1816 01:51:17,469 --> 01:51:20,138 - PH LL No, I haven't. - Good, let's keep it that way, okay? 1817 01:51:20,305 --> 01:51:22,348 All the security and whatnot. You understand? 1818 01:51:22,516 --> 01:51:25,059 This could be a delicate situation for the family. 1819 01:51:25,227 --> 01:51:28,229 - What's going on? What's happening? - Doc, fuck off. 1820 01:51:28,397 --> 01:51:30,481 Phil, hang in just one more minute, okay? 1821 01:51:30,649 --> 01:51:32,567 - I'm gonna put you on hold. PH LL Thank you. 1822 01:51:32,734 --> 01:51:34,026 How close are you, Doc? 1823 01:51:34,194 --> 01:51:36,571 Richard? Julia? 1824 01:51:36,738 --> 01:51:40,199 Kids, what's going on? 1825 01:51:40,367 --> 01:51:42,827 I need a player here for one-on-one. 1826 01:51:43,412 --> 01:51:47,748 We want Stanley to go, Jimmy, and we're not sure why he won't. 1827 01:51:47,916 --> 01:51:51,961 I always go. I always answer the questions, and I don't wanna do it anymore. 1828 01:51:52,129 --> 01:51:55,590 What the fuck is he doing? What's wrong with him? 1829 01:51:55,757 --> 01:51:57,800 I have no idea. 1830 01:52:00,762 --> 01:52:05,391 - I'm getting off the elevator, Janet. - Good. Good boy. 1831 01:52:05,559 --> 01:52:08,644 I'm walking down the hall. 1832 01:52:59,279 --> 01:53:02,406 This fucking kid ain't getting up, and we don't have a show. 1833 01:53:02,574 --> 01:53:04,617 Live television, ladies and germs. Heh. 1834 01:53:04,785 --> 01:53:06,452 Little prick. 1835 01:53:06,620 --> 01:53:11,123 - What is this, a point? A game? - What the hell is he doing? 1836 01:53:11,291 --> 01:53:14,627 Come on. Get the fuck up, kid, come on. 1837 01:53:20,259 --> 01:53:22,051 Time's up. 1838 01:53:23,679 --> 01:53:26,597 So that's what you did? You sat it out? 1839 01:53:27,766 --> 01:53:31,352 You wanted my time. I gave it to you. 1840 01:53:31,812 --> 01:53:35,314 You called me a liar. You made accusations. 1841 01:53:35,482 --> 01:53:36,774 You said 1842 01:53:36,942 --> 01:53:39,735 "Well, if I had known, then I wouldn't have asked." 1843 01:53:39,903 --> 01:53:42,405 So it's not an attack. 1844 01:53:42,573 --> 01:53:46,826 See, I don't wanna be the sort of fella who doesn't keep his word... 1845 01:53:46,994 --> 01:53:49,495 so I gave you my fucking time, bitch. 1846 01:53:49,663 --> 01:53:51,497 - Now fuck— - Uh! 1847 01:53:57,379 --> 01:53:59,839 It's fucking Janet. There's a situation on the phone. 1848 01:54:03,510 --> 01:54:06,345 If you order now, you can get Seduce and Destroy... 1849 01:54:07,681 --> 01:54:10,016 plus videos and audio cassettes, and a coupon... 1850 01:54:10,183 --> 01:54:12,852 for Frank T.J. Mackey's next seminar. 1851 01:54:22,529 --> 01:54:25,239 The indecision of a child, ladies and germs. 1852 01:54:37,252 --> 01:54:39,211 This isn't funny. 1853 01:54:40,547 --> 01:54:42,632 This isn't cute. 1854 01:54:42,799 --> 01:54:45,426 See, the way we're looked at . . . . 1855 01:54:47,638 --> 01:54:49,889 Because I'm not a toy. 1856 01:54:50,057 --> 01:54:52,224 I'm not a doll. 1857 01:54:52,392 --> 01:54:55,227 The way we're looked at because you think we're cute. 1858 01:54:55,812 --> 01:54:57,897 Because what? 1859 01:54:58,065 --> 01:55:00,441 What? I'm made to feel like a freak... 1860 01:55:00,609 --> 01:55:03,110 if I answer questions . . . 1861 01:55:03,278 --> 01:55:05,154 or I'm smart . . . 1862 01:55:06,990 --> 01:55:09,575 or I have to go to the bathroom? 1863 01:55:11,036 --> 01:55:13,120 What is that, Jimmy? 1864 01:55:13,747 --> 01:55:15,289 What is that? 1865 01:55:15,457 --> 01:55:18,042 I'm asking— I'm asking you that. 1866 01:55:19,294 --> 01:55:21,545 I'm not sure, Stanley. 1867 01:56:01,586 --> 01:56:04,130 15-L-27, uh, I need some help. 1868 01:56:04,297 --> 01:56:06,298 We have shots fired. 1869 01:56:11,680 --> 01:56:14,432 It's Hamlet to Claudius. 1870 01:56:14,599 --> 01:56:19,562 "The sins of the father laid upon the children" is Merchant of Venice. 1871 01:56:19,730 --> 01:56:23,774 Borrowed from Exodus 25. 1872 01:56:23,942 --> 01:56:26,736 I'm sorry. I didn't know what else you wanted me to do here. 1873 01:56:26,903 --> 01:56:29,488 There was nothing— I asked him all the right questions. 1874 01:56:29,656 --> 01:56:32,324 He's his nurse. He's sitting there with him. 1875 01:56:32,492 --> 01:56:37,747 - I heard your father in the background. - Wait. He's there at their house? 1876 01:56:37,914 --> 01:56:43,961 They're at the house. I asked him the exact address, and he gave it, Frank. 1877 01:56:44,129 --> 01:56:46,714 I know this is really hard for you right now. 1878 01:56:46,882 --> 01:56:49,425 No. You gotta give me things, Janet. Give me things. 1879 01:56:49,593 --> 01:56:52,511 Give me information. I want the information. That's what I want. 1880 01:56:52,679 --> 01:56:54,972 - That's the information, Frank. - What did he say? 1881 01:56:55,140 --> 01:56:58,684 I am not gonna take care of him. What does he want? Did he say? 1882 01:56:58,852 --> 01:57:01,437 Frank, what the fuck do you want me to do? 1883 01:57:01,605 --> 01:57:03,856 - Listen. - What I want you to do, Janet... 1884 01:57:04,024 --> 01:57:07,067 is I want you to do your fucking job! 1885 01:57:07,235 --> 01:57:10,529 I am doing my fucking job, Frank. 1886 01:57:10,697 --> 01:57:12,990 You fucking get on the phone. 1887 01:57:20,457 --> 01:57:22,291 I'm not a doll. I'm not silly and cute. 1888 01:57:22,459 --> 01:57:24,418 I'm smart. That should make me something... 1889 01:57:24,586 --> 01:57:27,129 so people can watch how silly it is that he's smart! 1890 01:57:27,297 --> 01:57:28,714 I know. I know things. 1891 01:57:28,882 --> 01:57:30,716 I know— I know... 1892 01:57:30,884 --> 01:57:35,012 I know I have to go to the bathroom, and. . . . 1893 01:57:35,180 --> 01:57:37,389 Take us off the air. Go to the credits. 1894 01:57:37,557 --> 01:57:38,974 - Roll the credits. - Enough. 1895 01:57:39,142 --> 01:57:41,227 God fucking damn it! Son of a bitch! 1896 01:57:41,394 --> 01:57:43,729 What the fuck? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 1897 01:57:43,897 --> 01:57:45,564 Stanley, don't do this to me! 1898 01:58:07,754 --> 01:58:09,880 Gotta find the gun. 1899 01:58:10,048 --> 01:58:11,924 Where is it, now? 1900 01:58:12,592 --> 01:58:14,009 Where is it? 1901 01:58:17,305 --> 01:58:19,431 All right. All right, let's go. 1902 01:58:19,599 --> 01:58:21,767 Where is it? Find it. 1903 01:58:24,145 --> 01:58:25,813 Find it. 1904 01:58:27,107 --> 01:58:29,483 Find the gun, Jim! 1905 01:59:04,394 --> 01:59:07,771 - What more do you want me to say? - Just give me a second. 1906 01:59:07,939 --> 01:59:10,190 You need to make a decision. 1907 01:59:10,358 --> 01:59:14,028 - Look, why don't you—? - Look, just give me a second. 1908 01:59:14,195 --> 01:59:16,488 - Give me a second. - Uh-huh. 1909 01:59:19,242 --> 01:59:20,951 Frank? 1910 01:59:22,954 --> 01:59:24,496 What the fuck, Frank? 1911 01:59:24,664 --> 01:59:26,624 What do you want me to do? 1912 01:59:28,668 --> 01:59:31,879 I'm gonna say again. Order Seduce and Destroy now... 1913 01:59:32,047 --> 01:59:34,506 and I guarantee, I guarantee, money-back— 1914 01:59:55,737 --> 01:59:57,196 PH LL Linda. 1915 01:59:57,364 --> 02:00:00,658 - What are you doing? - I got Frank. Frank, Earl's son. 1916 02:00:00,825 --> 02:00:02,660 - Hang up. - No, he asked me to get him. 1917 02:00:02,827 --> 02:00:04,161 Put the fucking phone down! 1918 02:00:04,329 --> 02:00:07,206 - Hang it up! Hang it up! - I can't! I can't! 1919 02:00:07,374 --> 02:00:10,626 Frank, are you there? 1920 02:00:10,794 --> 02:00:12,962 I want you to talk to him. 1921 02:00:15,924 --> 02:00:17,424 Frank? 1922 02:00:21,721 --> 02:00:23,138 I'm gonna put him on. 1923 02:00:23,306 --> 02:00:25,516 Hang it up! You don't do that. 1924 02:00:25,684 --> 02:00:27,643 You don't call him. You don't know. 1925 02:00:27,811 --> 02:00:30,729 To get involved in this business of his. Of his— Of my family. 1926 02:00:30,897 --> 02:00:33,065 This is the family. Me and him. Understand? 1927 02:00:33,233 --> 02:00:36,193 - There's no one else. No one else! - I was just— 1928 02:00:36,361 --> 02:00:39,238 That man. That beautiful man . . .. 1929 02:00:39,406 --> 02:00:43,742 His son does not exist. He's dead. He's dead. 1930 02:00:43,910 --> 02:00:45,369 Who asked you to do that? 1931 02:00:45,537 --> 02:00:46,996 - Earl did. - Bullshit! 1932 02:00:47,163 --> 02:00:50,666 - He did. Please, I'm sorry, he did. - Bullshit! He didn't ask you! 1933 02:00:50,834 --> 02:00:54,420 He doesn't wanna talk to him, so fuck you that he asked that! 1934 02:00:54,587 --> 02:00:58,090 There's no one but me and him! No one! 1935 02:00:58,258 --> 02:01:01,593 I'm sorry. I... He just. . . . He asked me. 1936 02:01:01,761 --> 02:01:05,389 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1937 02:01:27,912 --> 02:01:30,956 Mary, take me out of here. I got to go home to Rose. 1938 02:01:31,124 --> 02:01:32,958 - Just lean on me. - Mary, take him home. 1939 02:01:33,126 --> 02:01:34,793 - In the back. - Did we win or lose? 1940 02:01:34,961 --> 02:01:36,420 I don't know. We gotta talk. 1941 02:01:36,588 --> 02:01:39,131 You lost. They go to the score the time they called it. 1942 02:01:39,299 --> 02:01:41,800 That's not an official rule. - Not an official rule? 1943 02:01:41,968 --> 02:01:44,386 - That's an official rule, baby. - That's bullshit! 1944 02:01:44,554 --> 02:01:47,973 Who says that? In what rule book? This is different! It's a game show! 1945 02:01:48,141 --> 02:01:52,394 - They don't go by fucking sports rules! - Richard, shut it and cut it out. 1946 02:01:52,562 --> 02:01:55,647 If he hadn't pissed his pants, we would have won this motherfucker! 1947 02:01:57,025 --> 02:01:58,984 What did you do with my goddamn kid, Burt? 1948 02:01:59,152 --> 02:02:03,781 Stanley! Get your fucking hands off me, you boy-producer punk. Hey, Stanley! 1949 02:02:04,866 --> 02:02:08,619 Oh, Lord, why is this happening to me? 1950 02:02:08,787 --> 02:02:10,996 God, please help me figure it out. 1951 02:02:11,164 --> 02:02:13,874 I'm lost out here. 1952 02:02:14,542 --> 02:02:16,960 I don't understand why it's happening, God. 1953 02:02:17,128 --> 02:02:19,088 Please, God. 1954 02:02:21,925 --> 02:02:25,135 Whatever it is I did, I'm gonna fix it. I'm gonna do the right thing. 1955 02:02:25,303 --> 02:02:27,971 Please, God, help me find the gun. 1956 02:02:30,016 --> 02:02:31,433 Uh . . .. 1957 02:03:37,917 --> 02:03:39,251 I love you. 1958 02:04:27,926 --> 02:04:30,010 Uh, listen, Phil. 1959 02:04:30,845 --> 02:04:32,054 Um... 1960 02:04:33,223 --> 02:04:34,973 I'm sorry. 1961 02:04:35,516 --> 02:04:37,768 I'm sorry I slapped your face. 1962 02:04:38,144 --> 02:04:40,646 Okay? I, um... 1963 02:04:40,813 --> 02:04:42,898 I don't know what I'm doing. 1964 02:04:43,066 --> 02:04:45,192 I don't know how to do this. 1965 02:04:47,487 --> 02:04:49,404 I do things, and I fuck up. 1966 02:04:51,491 --> 02:04:53,367 I fucked up. 1967 02:04:54,577 --> 02:04:57,371 Can you forgive me? 1968 02:04:57,538 --> 02:05:00,040 Yeah. It's all right. 1969 02:05:05,838 --> 02:05:08,340 Can you tell him I'm sorry... 1970 02:05:09,175 --> 02:05:12,094 for the things that I've done, that I fucked up? 1971 02:05:12,971 --> 02:05:15,180 I'm sorry. Um... . 1972 02:05:16,683 --> 02:05:19,184 I'm going to turn and walk away and not look at him . . . 1973 02:05:19,352 --> 02:05:23,063 and not see my man, my Earl, and tell him, uh . . . . 1974 02:05:23,231 --> 02:05:28,735 Tell him, "It's okay. I'm okay." 1975 02:05:28,903 --> 02:05:31,405 Tell him, "Thank you for taking care... ." 1976 02:05:34,117 --> 02:05:36,868 Whole thing is okay with me. 1977 02:05:38,246 --> 02:05:40,163 And I know. 1978 02:06:03,479 --> 02:06:06,565 Welcome back from the break. 1979 02:06:09,068 --> 02:06:12,029 - How did you guys like those nachos? Yeah. 1980 02:06:12,196 --> 02:06:16,742 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, you are not here for the fucking food. 1981 02:06:16,909 --> 02:06:21,413 You are here for me to enlighten you, to edify you.. . 1982 02:06:21,581 --> 02:06:25,375 to send you off into the now-not-so-unknown future . . . 1983 02:06:25,543 --> 02:06:27,252 so come along with me. 1984 02:06:27,420 --> 02:06:30,422 "How to fake like you are nice and caring." 1985 02:06:30,590 --> 02:06:32,341 No, I don't want a microphone. 1986 02:06:32,508 --> 02:06:34,092 Now, this... . 1987 02:06:34,260 --> 02:06:39,306 Ahem, this is quite an important chapter, as you will see. 1988 02:06:39,474 --> 02:06:44,311 But let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get right down to it, boys. 1989 02:06:44,479 --> 02:06:49,566 - Men are shit. What? 1990 02:06:49,734 --> 02:06:53,945 What? Men are shit. 1991 02:06:55,573 --> 02:06:57,616 Well, isn't that what they say? 1992 02:06:57,784 --> 02:07:04,790 Because we do bad things, don't we? We do horrible, heinous, terrible things. 1993 02:07:04,957 --> 02:07:09,294 Things that no woman would ever do. 1994 02:07:10,797 --> 02:07:13,215 No, women, they don't lie. 1995 02:07:13,800 --> 02:07:16,093 No, women don't cheat. 1996 02:07:16,260 --> 02:07:18,470 Women don't manipulate us. 1997 02:07:21,140 --> 02:07:24,476 But you see what I'm getting at. Oh, yeah, you see what I'm getting at. 1998 02:07:24,644 --> 02:07:26,978 You see what society does? Boy. Little boys, it's 1999 02:07:27,146 --> 02:07:30,941 Wow. Woman. 2000 02:07:32,318 --> 02:07:35,320 - We are taught to apologize. "I am sorry." - Give it up. 2001 02:07:35,488 --> 02:07:38,615 "I am so sorry, baby. I am so sorry." 2002 02:07:42,245 --> 02:07:43,870 What is it that—? 2003 02:07:44,789 --> 02:07:46,915 What is it, huh, that we need? 2004 02:07:47,083 --> 02:07:51,253 Is it their pussies? Their, uh, love? 2005 02:07:51,421 --> 02:07:53,380 Mommy wouldn't let me play soccer... 2006 02:07:53,548 --> 02:07:57,551 and Daddy, oh, he hit me, so that's who I am. 2007 02:07:57,718 --> 02:08:00,637 That's why I do what I do? Heh. 2008 02:08:00,805 --> 02:08:03,682 - Fucking bullshit. - That's right. 2009 02:08:07,228 --> 02:08:11,064 - I will not apologize for who I am. - Right on. 2010 02:08:11,232 --> 02:08:15,068 - I will not apologize for what I need. - Yeah. 2011 02:08:15,236 --> 02:08:18,989 - I will not apologize for what I want! Yeah! 2012 02:08:20,575 --> 02:08:23,577 Okay. Go to your blue booklets right now. 2013 02:08:23,744 --> 02:08:28,039 I want you to turn to page 18 in your blue booklets. 2014 02:08:28,916 --> 02:08:31,710 Fuck. This is fucking bullshit! 2015 02:08:33,463 --> 02:08:36,882 I want you to go to your white— Your white books. 2016 02:08:37,049 --> 02:08:39,050 That's what I want you to go to. 2017 02:08:39,677 --> 02:08:42,387 Go to 23 in your white books. 2018 02:08:43,639 --> 02:08:47,309 "How to fake like you are a nice and caring person." 2019 02:08:50,229 --> 02:08:54,441 Phil. Phil. 2020 02:08:54,609 --> 02:08:58,195 Hey, come here. Come here. 2021 02:08:58,738 --> 02:09:00,572 Uh . . . 2022 02:09:00,740 --> 02:09:02,616 Phil.. . 2023 02:09:02,783 --> 02:09:05,076 I'm. . . . 2024 02:09:05,244 --> 02:09:08,330 - I'm gonna try talk. - Okay. 2025 02:09:08,498 --> 02:09:10,665 And I'm trying to . . . . 2026 02:09:10,833 --> 02:09:13,919 - To say something. - Okay. 2027 02:09:14,504 --> 02:09:17,214 Do you know Lily, Phil? Do you know her? 2028 02:09:17,381 --> 02:09:18,423 No. 2029 02:09:18,591 --> 02:09:21,885 - Lily? - No, I don't. 2030 02:09:22,053 --> 02:09:23,595 Oh. 2031 02:09:23,763 --> 02:09:27,599 She's my love, my life, love of it. Yeah. 2032 02:09:27,767 --> 02:09:29,809 In school . . .. 2033 02:09:30,061 --> 02:09:34,147 I'm 12 years old, in school, in sixth grade. 2034 02:09:34,315 --> 02:09:36,107 I saw her. 2035 02:09:37,235 --> 02:09:40,403 Yeah. I didn't go to that school, but . . . . 2036 02:09:41,781 --> 02:09:44,699 But, uh, we met. 2037 02:09:44,867 --> 02:09:47,953 Uh, my friend knew her. 2038 02:09:48,120 --> 02:09:50,497 I said, uh 2039 02:09:50,665 --> 02:09:53,458 "What's that girl? How's that Lily?" 2040 02:09:53,626 --> 02:09:56,962 "Oh, she's bad. She sleeps with guys." 2041 02:09:58,339 --> 02:10:01,967 Yeah, he said this, but then, sometimes. . . . 2042 02:10:02,134 --> 02:10:05,345 And I went to another school, you see. 2043 02:10:05,513 --> 02:10:07,722 Uh, but then, uh... . 2044 02:10:09,433 --> 02:10:11,935 When high school at an end, what's that? 2045 02:10:12,103 --> 02:10:16,064 - What is that, uh, when it gets to the end? - Graduation. 2046 02:10:16,232 --> 02:10:19,484 - No, no, the grade. What grade are you in? - That's 12th. 2047 02:10:19,652 --> 02:10:21,695 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 2048 02:10:22,613 --> 02:10:26,950 Yeah. So I went to her school for that grade. 2049 02:10:28,119 --> 02:10:31,288 That's grade 12. 2050 02:10:31,455 --> 02:10:33,999 And we meet. 2051 02:10:34,667 --> 02:10:36,501 She was... 2052 02:10:37,670 --> 02:10:40,171 fucking like a doll. 2053 02:10:40,339 --> 02:10:45,302 Yeah. A beautiful porcelain doll. 2054 02:10:45,469 --> 02:10:47,345 And the hips. 2055 02:10:47,513 --> 02:10:49,681 The child-bearing hips, you know that? 2056 02:10:52,518 --> 02:10:55,186 So beautiful. 2057 02:11:00,443 --> 02:11:02,152 And I cheated on her... 2058 02:11:02,320 --> 02:11:07,616 over and over and over again.. . 2059 02:11:08,284 --> 02:11:11,661 because I wanted to be a man... 2060 02:11:11,829 --> 02:11:14,581 and I didn't want her to be a woman. 2061 02:11:14,749 --> 02:11:19,377 You know, a smart, free person . . . 2062 02:11:19,879 --> 02:11:22,213 who was something. 2063 02:11:22,798 --> 02:11:25,342 My fucking mind then. 2064 02:11:27,678 --> 02:11:31,598 So stupid, that fucking mind. Stupid. 2065 02:11:31,766 --> 02:11:34,225 Jesus Christ. 2066 02:11:36,145 --> 02:11:40,899 What would I think? Did I think for what I'd done? 2067 02:11:41,901 --> 02:11:45,236 She was my wife for 23 years... 2068 02:11:45,404 --> 02:11:50,575 and I went behind her over and over. 2069 02:11:50,743 --> 02:11:55,038 Fucking asshole that I am, I'd go out and I'd fuck... 2070 02:11:55,206 --> 02:11:58,958 and I'd come home and get in her bed... 2071 02:11:59,126 --> 02:12:02,754 and say, "I love you." 2072 02:12:03,881 --> 02:12:06,424 This is Jack's mother. 2073 02:12:07,385 --> 02:12:09,469 His mother, Lily. 2074 02:12:10,054 --> 02:12:11,930 These two... 2075 02:12:13,766 --> 02:12:15,642 that I had . . . 2076 02:12:17,895 --> 02:12:19,854 and I lost. 2077 02:12:22,233 --> 02:12:26,986 This is the regret that you make. 2078 02:12:28,155 --> 02:12:29,906 This is the... 2079 02:12:32,785 --> 02:12:36,538 regret that you make and the something you take. .. 2080 02:12:36,706 --> 02:12:38,790 and the blah, blah, blah... 2081 02:12:40,751 --> 02:12:43,002 Something, something. 2082 02:12:45,881 --> 02:12:48,466 - Give me a cigarette. - Okay. 2083 02:13:01,814 --> 02:13:03,022 Uh . . .. 2084 02:13:15,995 --> 02:13:18,413 Mistakes like this . . . 2085 02:13:19,373 --> 02:13:21,332 you don't make. 2086 02:13:22,835 --> 02:13:24,669 Sometimes. .. 2087 02:13:26,255 --> 02:13:29,883 you make some, and okay. 2088 02:13:30,926 --> 02:13:35,346 Not okay, sometimes, you make other ones. 2089 02:13:35,514 --> 02:13:37,515 Yeah. 2090 02:13:37,683 --> 02:13:40,435 Know that you should do better. 2091 02:13:43,439 --> 02:13:45,982 I loved Lily. 2092 02:13:49,028 --> 02:13:51,112 I cheated on her. 2093 02:13:52,948 --> 02:13:56,159 She was my wife for 23 years. 2094 02:13:59,830 --> 02:14:02,081 And I have a son. 2095 02:14:02,249 --> 02:14:04,709 And she has cancer. 2096 02:14:05,544 --> 02:14:07,504 And I'm not there... 2097 02:14:07,671 --> 02:14:12,342 and he's forced to take care of her. 2098 02:14:12,510 --> 02:14:15,178 He's 14 years old. 2099 02:14:15,346 --> 02:14:16,888 To. . . . 2100 02:14:19,475 --> 02:14:22,519 To take care of his mother and. . . . 2101 02:14:23,062 --> 02:14:26,564 And watch her die on him. 2102 02:14:27,983 --> 02:14:33,238 A little kid, and I'm not there. 2103 02:14:36,742 --> 02:14:38,910 And she does die. 2104 02:14:45,251 --> 02:14:47,877 I loved her so. 2105 02:14:48,921 --> 02:14:51,047 And she knew what I did. 2106 02:14:51,215 --> 02:14:56,052 She knew all the fucking stupid things I'd done. 2107 02:14:57,680 --> 02:14:59,597 But the love... 2108 02:15:00,516 --> 02:15:03,935 was stronger than anything you can think of. 2109 02:15:04,979 --> 02:15:07,939 The goddamn regret. 2110 02:15:09,149 --> 02:15:11,943 The goddamn regret! 2111 02:15:18,117 --> 02:15:20,118 And I'll die. 2112 02:15:20,286 --> 02:15:25,707 Now I'll die, and I'll tell you what. 2113 02:15:25,875 --> 02:15:29,127 The biggest regret of my life... 2114 02:15:32,798 --> 02:15:35,258 I let my love go. 2115 02:15:36,635 --> 02:15:38,887 What did I do? 2116 02:15:41,181 --> 02:15:43,808 I'm 65 years old. 2117 02:15:44,518 --> 02:15:46,811 And I'm ashamed. 2118 02:15:48,355 --> 02:15:50,940 Million years ago... 2119 02:15:52,902 --> 02:15:59,282 The fucking regret and guilt, these things... 2120 02:15:59,450 --> 02:16:02,660 Don't ever let anyone ever say to you... 2121 02:16:02,828 --> 02:16:05,705 you shouldn't regret anything. 2122 02:16:06,415 --> 02:16:10,126 Don't do that. Don't. Oh. 2123 02:16:10,294 --> 02:16:13,713 You regret what you fucking want. Ah. 2124 02:16:13,881 --> 02:16:15,381 Use that. Use that. 2125 02:16:15,549 --> 02:16:19,552 Use that regret for anything, any way you want. 2126 02:16:19,720 --> 02:16:21,554 You can use it, okay? 2127 02:16:24,266 --> 02:16:25,683 Oh, God. 2128 02:16:28,646 --> 02:16:31,856 This is a long way to go with no punch. 2129 02:16:34,360 --> 02:16:37,236 A little moral... 2130 02:16:38,030 --> 02:16:40,823 story, I say. Ha, ha. 2131 02:16:42,451 --> 02:16:48,998 Love. 2132 02:16:51,543 --> 02:16:54,420 This fucking life... 2133 02:16:55,214 --> 02:16:57,173 Oh... 2134 02:16:58,884 --> 02:17:01,052 It's so fucking hard. 2135 02:17:01,762 --> 02:17:04,847 So long. 2136 02:17:05,015 --> 02:17:07,934 Life ain't short. It's long. 2137 02:17:09,645 --> 02:17:12,563 It's long, God damn it. 2138 02:17:14,108 --> 02:17:16,234 Goddamn. 2139 02:17:20,447 --> 02:17:27,745 What did I do? 2140 02:17:27,913 --> 02:17:33,584 What did I do? What did I do? 2141 02:17:33,752 --> 02:17:38,089 Phil. Phil, help me. 2142 02:17:42,136 --> 02:17:44,262 What did I do? 2143 02:17:53,188 --> 02:17:56,399 - Hey, Juan, how you doing? - How you feeling? 2144 02:17:56,567 --> 02:17:59,277 Yeah, I think I'm going to stay on, stick it out. 2145 02:17:59,445 --> 02:18:00,486 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 2146 02:18:00,654 --> 02:18:03,197 - Okay. - All right, good night. 2147 02:19:19,608 --> 02:19:21,609 You're so stupid. 2148 02:22:54,072 --> 02:22:56,073 You know, you know, you know. 2149 02:22:56,241 --> 02:22:58,617 Go, go, go. 2150 02:23:00,746 --> 02:23:06,083 - Donnie. Oh, Donnie. - Hello, dear. I need a favor. 2151 02:23:19,806 --> 02:23:21,265 PH LL Okay, okay. 2152 02:23:21,433 --> 02:23:24,435 Shh. All right, all right. Back up, back up. Back up, Max. 2153 02:23:24,603 --> 02:23:26,771 Back up, Miles. Back up. 2154 02:23:28,357 --> 02:23:31,609 - Hello. You Frank? Jack, right? - Hello. How are you? 2155 02:23:31,777 --> 02:23:33,486 Are you Phil? PH LL Phil, yeah. 2156 02:23:33,653 --> 02:23:35,780 We, uh, tried to get in touch. We got disconnected. 2157 02:23:35,947 --> 02:23:38,866 Stay in, Max. Stay in. Hey, hey, come on. 2158 02:23:39,034 --> 02:23:41,118 All right? Please. 2159 02:23:41,286 --> 02:23:43,621 - I got the message. - Yeah, I couldn't find you. 2160 02:23:43,789 --> 02:23:47,041 I looked through the address books. There's no number. There's nothing. 2161 02:23:48,960 --> 02:23:52,171 - Shh. Hey! ls, uh, what's-her-name . . .? 2162 02:23:52,339 --> 02:23:55,049 PH LL Linda? No, she went out. She's not here. 2163 02:23:55,217 --> 02:23:57,802 Hey, I'm sorry, uh . . . . 2164 02:23:57,969 --> 02:24:00,137 You know, I don't know what to do here. 2165 02:24:00,305 --> 02:24:03,641 Um, your dad asked me to get in touch with you, and I didn't have the number. 2166 02:24:03,809 --> 02:24:06,811 You know, I called the number. Do you wanna come in? 2167 02:24:06,978 --> 02:24:08,979 - Yeah. Hey, Phil? - Okay. Yeah? 2168 02:24:09,147 --> 02:24:12,274 I will drop-kick those fucking dogs if they come near me. 2169 02:24:12,442 --> 02:24:14,026 PH LL All right. - Okay? 2170 02:24:14,194 --> 02:24:17,321 Come on in. Come on in. This is Blake. 2171 02:24:17,489 --> 02:24:20,699 - This is Miles. - Clear them out. 2172 02:24:20,867 --> 02:24:22,701 PH LL Here we go. 2173 02:24:23,286 --> 02:24:24,662 All right, he's in here... 2174 02:24:24,830 --> 02:24:28,040 so we all go in here. Come on. 2175 02:24:28,208 --> 02:24:29,834 Wanna go in? 2176 02:24:30,836 --> 02:24:35,005 - No, I just— Stand here a second, Phil. - Okay. 2177 02:24:35,173 --> 02:24:37,258 - Okay? - All right. 2178 02:25:05,036 --> 02:25:06,537 Lady. 2179 02:25:07,706 --> 02:25:09,457 Hey, lady. 2180 02:25:25,348 --> 02:25:28,726 Lady. Lady. 2181 02:25:28,894 --> 02:25:30,394 Hey, wake up. 2182 02:25:31,646 --> 02:25:33,230 Lady. 2183 02:25:33,857 --> 02:25:35,858 What's wrong with you? 2184 02:26:24,282 --> 02:26:26,450 How do we do this, then? 2185 02:26:28,328 --> 02:26:30,454 Well, we just do it. 2186 02:26:31,039 --> 02:26:34,166 We do it. We figure it out. 2187 02:26:34,334 --> 02:26:37,169 We do as we do, I guess. 2188 02:26:38,797 --> 02:26:40,756 Do you love me, Rose? 2189 02:26:41,550 --> 02:26:44,426 You are my handsome man. 2190 02:26:45,971 --> 02:26:50,599 - I'm a bad person. - Ha, ha, no. No. 2191 02:26:50,767 --> 02:26:52,560 I mean... 2192 02:26:52,727 --> 02:26:55,312 I'm telling you this now, you see . . .. 2193 02:26:55,855 --> 02:26:58,983 You see, because I want everything to be clear and clean... 2194 02:26:59,150 --> 02:27:02,945 and I want to apologize for me and all the stupid things that I've done. 2195 02:27:06,074 --> 02:27:08,158 I've cheated on you. 2196 02:27:10,370 --> 02:27:14,748 I've cheated on you, and it kills me . . . 2197 02:27:14,916 --> 02:27:17,459 and the guilt of what I've done. ... 2198 02:27:18,128 --> 02:27:20,504 I don't want you to think— 2199 02:27:22,674 --> 02:27:24,508 Maybe you knew. 2200 02:27:25,552 --> 02:27:28,345 I think maybe you've known. 2201 02:27:28,513 --> 02:27:32,057 So I hope this is not just for me. ... 2202 02:27:32,225 --> 02:27:36,520 For me to make myself feel better about what I've done . . . 2203 02:27:36,688 --> 02:27:41,233 but for you not to feel like you're sitting there like a jerk. 2204 02:27:41,401 --> 02:27:43,319 You're the good one. 2205 02:27:43,862 --> 02:27:45,529 You understand? 2206 02:27:46,531 --> 02:27:50,784 Did you ever go out with someone and just lie . . . 2207 02:27:50,952 --> 02:27:53,579 question after question? 2208 02:27:53,747 --> 02:27:56,040 Maybe you're trying to make yourself look cool . . . 2209 02:27:56,207 --> 02:27:58,584 or better than you are or whatever . . . 2210 02:27:58,752 --> 02:28:01,211 smarter, cooler . . . 2211 02:28:01,379 --> 02:28:03,297 and you just... 2212 02:28:05,008 --> 02:28:06,216 not really lie... 2213 02:28:06,384 --> 02:28:09,011 but maybe you just don't say everything. 2214 02:28:09,179 --> 02:28:11,180 Well, that's a natural thing. 2215 02:28:11,348 --> 02:28:15,809 You know, two people go out on a date or something... 2216 02:28:15,977 --> 02:28:17,561 they wanna impress people. 2217 02:28:17,729 --> 02:28:19,438 The other person. 2218 02:28:19,606 --> 02:28:21,690 Or they're scared they might say something... 2219 02:28:21,858 --> 02:28:25,361 that will make the other person not like them. 2220 02:28:26,696 --> 02:28:28,739 - Thank you. Thank you. 2221 02:28:29,866 --> 02:28:31,325 So you've done it? 2222 02:28:33,578 --> 02:28:35,245 I don't go out very often. 2223 02:28:35,413 --> 02:28:36,997 Why not? 2224 02:28:39,125 --> 02:28:43,754 I never found someone, really, that I think I'd like to go out with. 2225 02:28:43,922 --> 02:28:46,882 And I bet you say that to all the girls, huh? 2226 02:28:47,050 --> 02:28:50,552 No. No. Heh. 2227 02:28:50,720 --> 02:28:54,932 - Wanna make a deal with me? - Okay. 2228 02:28:55,100 --> 02:28:56,558 What I just said... 2229 02:28:57,560 --> 02:29:00,104 people afraid to say things . . . 2230 02:29:00,271 --> 02:29:04,441 no guts to say the things that are real or something. . . . 2231 02:29:04,609 --> 02:29:07,403 - Yeah? - To not do that. 2232 02:29:07,570 --> 02:29:12,449 To not do that that maybe we've done before. 2233 02:29:15,704 --> 02:29:18,622 - Let's make a deal. - Okay. 2234 02:29:18,790 --> 02:29:23,919 I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything . . . 2235 02:29:24,087 --> 02:29:28,632 and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people. 2236 02:29:31,845 --> 02:29:33,137 Wow. 2237 02:29:34,305 --> 02:29:35,723 Huh. "Piss and shit." 2238 02:29:37,851 --> 02:29:39,309 What? 2239 02:29:40,311 --> 02:29:42,312 You really use strong language. 2240 02:29:42,480 --> 02:29:43,564 I'm sorry. 2241 02:29:44,649 --> 02:29:47,276 No, it's fine. It's fine. 2242 02:29:47,444 --> 02:29:50,112 I didn't mean— It seems vulgar or something, I know. 2243 02:29:50,280 --> 02:29:51,488 - It's fine. - No, I'm sorry. 2244 02:29:51,656 --> 02:29:54,366 No, it's nothing. I'm sorry. 2245 02:29:55,493 --> 02:29:58,620 I'm gonna run to the bathroom for a minute, maybe, just. . . . 2246 02:29:58,788 --> 02:30:00,414 - Okay. - Okay. 2247 02:31:33,883 --> 02:31:36,760 - Okay. Okay. - Okay? 2248 02:31:36,928 --> 02:31:40,180 I'm gonna go in. And, uh. ... Are the dogs in there? 2249 02:31:40,348 --> 02:31:42,224 Yeah, but they stay back by the window. 2250 02:31:42,392 --> 02:31:44,643 - All right, I want you to come in with me. - Okay. 2251 02:31:44,811 --> 02:31:46,520 And I want you to stay away from me. 2252 02:31:46,688 --> 02:31:50,816 I want you there in case he needs anything, because I am not gonna help him. 2253 02:31:51,401 --> 02:31:54,945 And, Phil, I will drop-kick the fucking dogs . . . 2254 02:31:55,113 --> 02:31:58,574 - . . . if they come near me. - Okay. 2255 02:32:18,720 --> 02:32:20,304 Earl. 2256 02:32:24,309 --> 02:32:26,476 You don't look that bad. 2257 02:32:42,619 --> 02:32:44,494 You prick. 2258 02:32:50,126 --> 02:32:52,753 "Cocksucker." That's what you used to like to say, right? 2259 02:32:52,921 --> 02:32:54,713 "Cocksucker." 2260 02:32:56,174 --> 02:32:59,843 But you are. You're a cocksucker, Earl. 2261 02:33:00,011 --> 02:33:02,971 It hurts, doesn't it? Huh? 2262 02:33:04,933 --> 02:33:06,892 You in a lot of pain? 2263 02:33:09,020 --> 02:33:11,271 She was in a lot of pain. 2264 02:33:13,733 --> 02:33:16,568 Right to the end, she was in a lot of pain. 2265 02:33:19,864 --> 02:33:21,907 I know because I was there, Earl. 2266 02:33:22,075 --> 02:33:24,826 You didn't like illness, though, do you? 2267 02:33:34,128 --> 02:33:35,921 I was there. 2268 02:33:40,843 --> 02:33:44,388 She waited for your call. 2269 02:33:48,017 --> 02:33:50,060 For you to come. 2270 02:33:57,735 --> 02:34:00,737 I am not gonna cry. 2271 02:34:02,323 --> 02:34:05,450 I am not gonna cry for you. 2272 02:34:10,957 --> 02:34:13,959 You cocksucker, I know you can hear me. 2273 02:34:14,127 --> 02:34:17,921 I want you to know that I hate your fucking guts. 2274 02:34:18,840 --> 02:34:22,801 You can just fucking die, you fuck. 2275 02:34:22,969 --> 02:34:26,555 And I hope it hurts. I fucking hope it hurts. 2276 02:35:10,641 --> 02:35:14,186 Yeah, her resps are down to six. Let's get the gurney over here. 2277 02:35:15,313 --> 02:35:18,440 Check that ego Come off it, I'm a prophet 2278 02:35:18,608 --> 02:35:21,234 The professor I'm gonna teach you 'bout the worm 2279 02:35:21,402 --> 02:35:25,906 Who eventually turned to catch wreck With the neck of a long-time oppressor 2280 02:35:26,074 --> 02:35:29,326 And he's running from the devil But the debt is always gaining 2281 02:35:29,494 --> 02:35:32,871 And if he's worth being hurt He's worth bringing pain in 2282 02:35:53,684 --> 02:35:56,311 Do you feel better now that you've said this? 2283 02:35:58,022 --> 02:35:59,940 I don't know. 2284 02:36:01,275 --> 02:36:04,945 Well, I'm not mad. 2285 02:36:08,658 --> 02:36:11,576 Well, I am, but I'm not. 2286 02:36:11,744 --> 02:36:13,286 You know? 2287 02:36:16,457 --> 02:36:18,625 I love you so much, Rose. 2288 02:36:18,793 --> 02:36:21,878 I'm not through asking my questions. 2289 02:36:26,467 --> 02:36:28,844 Why doesn't Claudia.. . 2290 02:36:29,595 --> 02:36:31,638 talk to you, Jimmy? 2291 02:36:33,474 --> 02:36:35,058 Why? 2292 02:36:35,852 --> 02:36:37,727 Because we've. . . . 2293 02:36:39,021 --> 02:36:41,189 We both don't know. What do you mean? 2294 02:36:41,357 --> 02:36:43,525 No, I think you know. 2295 02:36:43,693 --> 02:36:45,110 Maybe . . . . 2296 02:36:46,904 --> 02:36:48,530 I don't. 2297 02:36:49,740 --> 02:36:52,159 Say it, Jimmy. 2298 02:37:01,085 --> 02:37:04,004 - I wanted to do that. Well. . . . 2299 02:37:04,172 --> 02:37:07,757 - That felt good, to do what I wanted to do. - Yeah. 2300 02:37:09,385 --> 02:37:11,094 Can I tell you something? 2301 02:37:11,971 --> 02:37:13,221 Yeah, of course. 2302 02:37:14,015 --> 02:37:16,808 I'm really nervous that you're gonna hate me soon. 2303 02:37:16,976 --> 02:37:19,936 You're gonna find stuff out about me, and you're gonna hate me. 2304 02:37:20,104 --> 02:37:22,272 No. Like what? What do you mean? 2305 02:37:22,440 --> 02:37:26,318 You have so much, so many good things... 2306 02:37:26,485 --> 02:37:28,445 and you seem so together. 2307 02:37:28,613 --> 02:37:30,030 You're a police officer . . . 2308 02:37:30,198 --> 02:37:34,117 and you seem so straight and put together, without any problems. 2309 02:37:34,285 --> 02:37:36,828 - I lost my gun today. - What? 2310 02:37:36,996 --> 02:37:38,330 I lost my gun today... 2311 02:37:38,497 --> 02:37:41,416 and I'm the laughingstock of a lot of people. 2312 02:37:41,834 --> 02:37:44,461 I wanted to tell you. I wanted you to know. 2313 02:37:44,629 --> 02:37:46,421 And it's on my mind. 2314 02:37:46,589 --> 02:37:48,673 And it makes me look like a fool. 2315 02:37:48,841 --> 02:37:51,009 And I feel like a fool. 2316 02:37:54,805 --> 02:37:56,723 And you asked that we should say things . . . 2317 02:37:56,891 --> 02:37:59,434 say what we're thinking and not lie about things. 2318 02:37:59,602 --> 02:38:03,063 Well, I can tell you that. This. That I lost my gun today. 2319 02:38:03,231 --> 02:38:05,023 I'm not a good cop. 2320 02:38:05,191 --> 02:38:07,484 I'm looked down at, and I know that.. . 2321 02:38:07,652 --> 02:38:11,404 and I'm scared that once you find that out, you might not like me. 2322 02:38:14,951 --> 02:38:19,704 - Jim, that was so great. - I'm sorry. 2323 02:38:19,872 --> 02:38:22,165 What you just said. 2324 02:38:25,378 --> 02:38:28,171 I haven't been on a date since I was married, and.. . 2325 02:38:29,048 --> 02:38:31,675 that was three years ago. 2326 02:38:31,842 --> 02:38:33,843 Claudia, whatever you wanna tell me . . . 2327 02:38:34,011 --> 02:38:36,846 whatever you think might scare me won't. 2328 02:38:37,014 --> 02:38:38,848 And I will listen to you. 2329 02:38:39,016 --> 02:38:42,519 I'll be a good listener to you if that's what you want. You know? 2330 02:38:42,687 --> 02:38:44,187 You know? And I won't judge you. 2331 02:38:44,355 --> 02:38:46,940 I know I can do that sometimes, and I won't. 2332 02:38:47,108 --> 02:38:50,694 And I can listen. 2333 02:38:50,861 --> 02:38:53,863 And you shouldn't be scared of scaring me off . . . 2334 02:38:54,031 --> 02:38:59,411 or whatever you think that I think and on and on. 2335 02:38:59,578 --> 02:39:01,454 Say it, whatever it is, and I'll listen. 2336 02:39:01,622 --> 02:39:04,040 - You don't know how fucking stupid I am. - It's okay. 2337 02:39:04,208 --> 02:39:06,376 - You don't know how crazy I am. - It's okay. 2338 02:39:06,544 --> 02:39:08,962 - I got troubles. - I'll take everything at face value. 2339 02:39:09,130 --> 02:39:12,257 - I'll be a good listener. - I started this, didn't I? Didn't I? Fuck. 2340 02:39:12,425 --> 02:39:15,343 Whatever it is, just say it. You'll see. 2341 02:39:15,511 --> 02:39:16,928 You wanna kiss me, Jim? 2342 02:39:17,096 --> 02:39:18,471 Yes, I do. 2343 02:39:21,892 --> 02:39:23,893 Say it, Jimmy. 2344 02:39:26,897 --> 02:39:28,982 I think she thinks... 2345 02:39:29,150 --> 02:39:31,693 that I may have molested her. 2346 02:39:33,946 --> 02:39:37,073 She thinks terrible things that somehow got into her head . . . 2347 02:39:37,241 --> 02:39:39,367 that I may have done. 2348 02:39:39,535 --> 02:39:43,913 She said that to me last time, when it was... 2349 02:39:46,125 --> 02:39:51,087 Ten years ago, she walked out the door. "You touched me wrong. I know that." 2350 02:39:51,255 --> 02:39:57,344 Some crazy thought in her— In her head. 2351 02:39:58,554 --> 02:40:00,764 Did you ever touch her? 2352 02:40:06,771 --> 02:40:07,854 I don't know. 2353 02:40:13,027 --> 02:40:16,446 - Jimmy. - I don't know. I really don't. 2354 02:40:18,699 --> 02:40:21,284 But you can't say. 2355 02:40:23,287 --> 02:40:28,875 - Well, I don't know what I've done. - Yes, you do. You do. 2356 02:40:31,420 --> 02:40:35,340 - But you won't say. - I don't know. 2357 02:40:35,508 --> 02:40:39,636 What? What? Please. Please. 2358 02:40:39,804 --> 02:40:43,264 You deserve to die alone for what you've done. 2359 02:40:43,432 --> 02:40:45,225 I don't know what I've done. 2360 02:40:45,393 --> 02:40:47,185 Yes, you do. 2361 02:40:47,353 --> 02:40:50,397 Rose, if I said that I knew, would you stay? 2362 02:40:50,564 --> 02:40:53,942 - No. - But I don't know what I've done. 2363 02:40:55,111 --> 02:40:57,320 You should know better. 2364 02:41:03,994 --> 02:41:08,123 Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again? 2365 02:41:08,290 --> 02:41:10,583 - What? - Just say no. 2366 02:41:11,001 --> 02:41:13,586 - I won't say no. Wait, Claudia. - Just say no. 2367 02:41:13,754 --> 02:41:16,214 - Claudia, what is it? - Just let me go, Jimmy. 2368 02:41:16,382 --> 02:41:19,342 - What is it? Please, please. - Please. It's okay. Just let me go. 2369 02:41:41,407 --> 02:41:43,700 Why didn't you call? 2370 02:41:59,383 --> 02:42:02,677 I fucking hate you. 2371 02:42:04,722 --> 02:42:10,351 God damn you, fucking asshole. 2372 02:42:13,564 --> 02:42:15,648 Oh, God, you fucking asshole. 2373 02:42:15,816 --> 02:42:23,072 Don't go away, you fucking asshole. 2374 02:42:23,240 --> 02:42:28,411 Oh, God, don't go away, you fucking asshole. 2375 02:42:45,179 --> 02:42:47,180 What am I doing? 2376 02:42:47,348 --> 02:42:53,436 What the fuck am I doing? What the fuck am I doing? 2377 02:44:32,995 --> 02:44:36,497 Men who are vain look at their bald spot and say 2378 02:44:36,665 --> 02:44:41,044 "You know, I don't need anything. I look great the way I am." 2379 02:44:41,629 --> 02:44:45,673 Yes. Ladies, if you want your husband or boyfriend to— 2380 02:45:10,574 --> 02:45:12,659 Oh, fuck. 2381 02:45:33,889 --> 02:45:35,932 What? 2382 02:45:40,020 --> 02:45:42,522 What are you doing, dummy? 2383 02:45:43,273 --> 02:45:44,857 Oh, brother. 2384 02:47:56,907 --> 02:47:59,867 Oh, there are frogs falling from the sky. 2385 02:49:01,805 --> 02:49:04,640 You all know you're not gonna spend $135 for it. 2386 02:49:04,808 --> 02:49:08,853 In fact, all you spend here during this special TV promotion... 2387 02:49:09,021 --> 02:49:11,147 is just $39— 2388 02:50:07,579 --> 02:50:09,872 Come on. Come on. 2389 02:50:27,808 --> 02:50:30,726 Claudia, it's Mom! Open the door, honey! 2390 02:50:30,894 --> 02:50:34,480 Claudia! Claudia, are you there? 2391 02:50:35,232 --> 02:50:38,734 Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! 2392 02:50:38,902 --> 02:50:41,696 Oh, honey. All right. It's all right. 2393 02:50:41,863 --> 02:50:43,906 It's okay. It's gonna be all right. 2394 02:50:56,670 --> 02:50:58,671 This happens. 2395 02:50:58,839 --> 02:51:07,930 This is something that happens. 2396 02:52:26,134 --> 02:52:29,011 And there is the account of the hanging of three men... 2397 02:52:30,138 --> 02:52:31,972 and a scuba diver... 2398 02:52:32,140 --> 02:52:33,641 and a suicide. 2399 02:52:43,151 --> 02:52:46,862 There are stories of coincidence and chance... 2400 02:52:47,030 --> 02:52:50,157 and intersections, and strange things told... 2401 02:52:50,325 --> 02:52:53,828 and which is which, and who only knows? 2402 02:52:58,375 --> 02:53:00,209 And we generally say 2403 02:53:00,377 --> 02:53:03,087 "Well, if that was in a movie, I wouldn't believe it." 2404 02:53:03,255 --> 02:53:07,967 Someone's so-and-so met someone else's so-and-so, and so on. 2405 02:53:08,135 --> 02:53:11,011 And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator... 2406 02:53:11,179 --> 02:53:13,806 that strange things happen all the time. 2407 02:53:13,974 --> 02:53:15,808 And so it goes, and so it goes. 2408 02:53:15,976 --> 02:53:17,893 And the book says 2409 02:53:18,061 --> 02:53:20,062 "We may be through with the past... 2410 02:53:20,230 --> 02:53:23,357 but the past ain't through with us." 2411 02:53:27,237 --> 02:53:29,405 PH LL I'm sorry, Jack. 2412 02:53:29,573 --> 02:53:32,408 It's the hospital calling about Linda. 2413 02:53:32,576 --> 02:53:35,619 - Who? - Linda. She's in the hospital... 2414 02:53:35,787 --> 02:53:40,166 and I figured you should probably talk to them since you're here. 2415 02:53:41,293 --> 02:53:42,877 Hello? 2416 02:53:44,212 --> 02:53:45,963 Uh-huh. And what— 2417 02:53:47,924 --> 02:53:50,718 Okay. Okay. 2418 02:53:50,886 --> 02:53:52,261 Uh . . .. 2419 02:53:52,429 --> 02:53:54,763 Is she gonna be all right? 2420 02:53:58,560 --> 02:54:00,144 Where...? 2421 02:54:21,750 --> 02:54:24,418 You with us, Linda? Good. 2422 02:54:24,586 --> 02:54:26,795 It is Linda, isn't it? 2423 02:54:31,134 --> 02:54:34,553 Just relax. That's it. 2424 02:54:36,223 --> 02:54:38,265 You'll get through this. 2425 02:54:49,527 --> 02:54:51,153 Dad. 2426 02:54:54,366 --> 02:54:55,866 Dad. 2427 02:54:58,828 --> 02:55:01,330 Dad, you need to be nicer to me. 2428 02:55:03,625 --> 02:55:05,251 Go to bed. 2429 02:55:06,503 --> 02:55:09,129 You have to be nicer to me, Dad. 2430 02:55:12,968 --> 02:55:14,551 Go to bed. 2431 02:55:23,061 --> 02:55:25,896 I know I did a stupid thing. 2432 02:55:26,648 --> 02:55:28,899 So stupid. 2433 02:55:29,067 --> 02:55:31,402 Getting braces. 2434 02:55:31,569 --> 02:55:33,279 I thought... . 2435 02:55:34,864 --> 02:55:36,865 I thought he would love me. 2436 02:55:37,033 --> 02:55:39,952 Getting braces. 2437 02:55:40,120 --> 02:55:41,203 For what? 2438 02:55:41,371 --> 02:55:45,499 For something I don't even . . . . 2439 02:55:47,544 --> 02:55:50,587 I don't know where to put things, you know? 2440 02:55:54,050 --> 02:55:56,802 I really do have love to give. 2441 02:55:56,970 --> 02:56:00,472 I just don't know where to put it. 2442 02:56:09,941 --> 02:56:13,652 A lot of people think this is just a job that you go to. 2443 02:56:15,363 --> 02:56:18,657 Take a lunch hour. Job's over. 2444 02:56:18,825 --> 02:56:20,617 Something like that. 2445 02:56:22,537 --> 02:56:25,122 But it's a 24-hour deal. 2446 02:56:27,167 --> 02:56:29,251 No two ways about it. 2447 02:56:30,378 --> 02:56:33,756 And what most people don't see... 2448 02:56:35,175 --> 02:56:39,094 is just how hard it is to do the right thing. 2449 02:56:42,223 --> 02:56:44,099 People think if I make a judgment call... 2450 02:56:44,267 --> 02:56:47,811 that that's a judgment on them, but that is not what I do. 2451 02:56:49,105 --> 02:56:51,440 And that's not what should be done. 2452 02:56:53,318 --> 02:56:55,944 I have to take everything... 2453 02:56:56,112 --> 02:56:58,447 and play as it lays. 2454 02:57:03,119 --> 02:57:05,621 Sometimes people need a little help. 2455 02:57:05,789 --> 02:57:09,124 —supposed to be real good at corrective oral surgery. 2456 02:57:13,880 --> 02:57:16,757 Sometimes people need to be forgiven. 2457 02:57:23,431 --> 02:57:25,891 And sometimes they need to go to jail. 2458 02:57:27,310 --> 02:57:30,145 Call me about that guy with the teeth, okay? 2459 02:57:31,398 --> 02:57:34,400 And that is a very tricky thing on my part... 2460 02:57:36,277 --> 02:57:38,195 making that call. 2461 02:57:41,991 --> 02:57:44,326 I mean, the law is the law... 2462 02:57:45,412 --> 02:57:47,955 and heck if I'm gonna break it. 2463 02:57:55,004 --> 02:57:57,381 You can forgive someone. 2464 02:58:04,597 --> 02:58:06,682 Well, that's the tough part. 2465 02:58:12,605 --> 02:58:14,857 What can we forgive? 2466 02:58:26,119 --> 02:58:28,203 Tough part of the job. 2467 02:58:31,708 --> 02:58:34,293 Tough part of walking down the street. 2468 02:59:31,643 --> 02:59:33,894 I just wanted to come here. . . . 2469 02:59:34,938 --> 02:59:37,356 To come here and say something. 2470 02:59:37,857 --> 02:59:41,068 Say something important. Something that you said. 2471 02:59:42,153 --> 02:59:45,280 You said we should say things and do things. 2472 02:59:45,448 --> 02:59:48,659 Not lie, not keep things back. 2473 02:59:48,826 --> 02:59:50,744 These are the things that tear people up. 2474 02:59:50,912 --> 02:59:52,955 Well, I'm gonna do that. 2475 02:59:54,082 --> 02:59:56,708 I'm gonna do what you said, Claudia. 2476 02:59:58,878 --> 03:00:01,630 I can't let this go. 2477 03:00:03,132 --> 03:00:05,133 I can't let you go. 2478 03:00:10,056 --> 03:00:11,807 Now, you... 2479 03:00:13,810 --> 03:00:15,978 You listen to me now. 2480 03:00:18,022 --> 03:00:20,357 You're a good person. 2481 03:00:22,569 --> 03:00:25,028 A good, beautiful person... 2482 03:00:25,196 --> 03:00:27,823 and I won't let you walk out on me. 2483 03:00:29,742 --> 03:00:32,327 I won't let you say those things. 2484 03:00:33,079 --> 03:00:36,748 Those things about how stupid you are and this and that. 2485 03:00:37,834 --> 03:00:40,210 I won't stand for that. 2486 03:00:42,463 --> 03:00:44,673 You want to be with me.. . 2487 03:00:47,010 --> 03:00:49,511 then you be with me. 2488 03:00:52,181 --> 03:00:53,807 You see?