1 00:00:22,166 --> 00:00:24,166 What I love about Nicole... 2 00:00:24,833 --> 00:00:28,253 she makes people feel comfortable about even embarrassing things. 3 00:00:29,416 --> 00:00:31,096 Hey, you look like you care about animals. 4 00:00:31,125 --> 00:00:31,955 Yes, I do. 5 00:00:32,041 --> 00:00:34,291 She really listens when someone is talking. 6 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:36,415 - Do you want to sign up here? - You know what? I... 7 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:39,670 It's funny, I actually signed up for this but I never heard from you guys. 8 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:42,290 Sometimes she listens too much for too long. 9 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,665 Okay, if you email me here... 10 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:46,000 - Thank you so much. Have a good day. - Good luck. 11 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:47,583 She's a good citizen. 12 00:00:48,541 --> 00:00:50,226 - Just call him. - I'm not calling. 13 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:53,880 She always knows the right thing to do when it comes to difficult family shit. 14 00:00:53,958 --> 00:00:54,958 Call him. 15 00:00:58,833 --> 00:01:00,213 I get stuck in my ways, 16 00:01:00,291 --> 00:01:03,331 and she knows when to push me and when to leave me alone. 17 00:01:07,250 --> 00:01:08,750 She cuts all our hair. 18 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,580 Yeah! 19 00:01:20,666 --> 00:01:22,246 She's always inexplicably 20 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:24,833 brewing a cup of tea that she doesn't drink. 21 00:01:29,666 --> 00:01:32,496 And it's not easy for her to put away a sock, or close a cabinet, 22 00:01:32,583 --> 00:01:35,003 or do a dish, but she tries for me. 23 00:01:36,125 --> 00:01:40,825 Nicole grew up in LA around actors, and directors, and movies, and TV, 24 00:01:40,916 --> 00:01:43,206 and is very close to her mother, Sandra, 25 00:01:43,291 --> 00:01:44,921 and Cassie, her sister. 26 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:48,495 - Hmm. - Note the wrapping. 27 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:02,958 Nicole gives great presents. 28 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:04,790 Uh... 29 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:09,713 She is a mother who plays, really plays. 30 00:02:09,791 --> 00:02:11,001 - Lizard? - Yeah. 31 00:02:11,875 --> 00:02:13,785 She never steps off playing 32 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:15,075 or says it's too much. 33 00:02:15,541 --> 00:02:18,461 - Mom. - And it must be too much some of the time. 34 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,131 "... chopped down a Christmas tree..." 35 00:02:22,708 --> 00:02:23,708 All right. 36 00:02:23,875 --> 00:02:25,955 Nice. Two, three, four... What? 37 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:29,290 Are you kidding me? I was just in jail! 38 00:02:29,375 --> 00:02:30,665 Goddamn it! 39 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,580 - Do not laugh at me! Stop it! - She's competitive. 40 00:02:34,666 --> 00:02:38,076 She's amazing at opening jars because of her strong arms, 41 00:02:38,166 --> 00:02:40,166 which I've always found very sexy. 42 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,460 She keeps the fridge over-full. 43 00:02:42,541 --> 00:02:44,381 No one is ever hungry in our house. 44 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:46,790 She can drive a stick. 45 00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:51,125 How could you? 46 00:02:51,166 --> 00:02:53,126 After that movie, All Over The Girl, 47 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:56,040 she could have stayed in LA and been a movie star, 48 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:58,825 but she gave that up to do theater with me in New York. 49 00:02:59,375 --> 00:03:01,415 You might as well get what you paid for. 50 00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:03,038 She's brave. 51 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:07,673 She's a great dancer. 52 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:10,250 Infectious. She makes me wish I could dance. 53 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:14,328 She always says when she doesn't know something, or hasn't read a book, 54 00:03:14,416 --> 00:03:15,876 or seen a film or a play, 55 00:03:15,958 --> 00:03:19,168 whereas I fake it or say something like I haven't seen it in awhile. 56 00:03:22,291 --> 00:03:26,131 My crazy ideas are her favorite things to figure out how to execute. 57 00:03:31,833 --> 00:03:33,083 Let's try it... 58 00:03:34,875 --> 00:03:35,915 crawling... 59 00:03:38,583 --> 00:03:40,293 but also standing. 60 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:42,955 She's my favorite actress. 61 00:03:45,041 --> 00:03:46,921 What I love about Charlie... 62 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:48,958 Charlie is undaunted. 63 00:03:51,041 --> 00:03:53,751 He never lets other people's opinions or any setbacks 64 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:55,543 keep him from what he wants to do. 65 00:03:56,791 --> 00:03:59,461 And he liked me, so... 66 00:03:59,541 --> 00:04:02,421 Charlie eats like he's trying to get it over with 67 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:05,000 and like there won't be enough food for everyone. 68 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:07,753 A sandwich is to be strangled while devoured. 69 00:04:08,166 --> 00:04:09,786 Is your sweater on backwards? 70 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:14,038 But he's incredibly neat, and I rely on him to keep things in order. 71 00:04:16,375 --> 00:04:17,375 So... 72 00:04:18,666 --> 00:04:19,946 He's energy-conscious. 73 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:21,833 Hey. 74 00:04:24,166 --> 00:04:25,166 Sorry. 75 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,750 He doesn't look in the mirror too often. 76 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:29,383 I cried four times. 77 00:04:29,541 --> 00:04:30,381 Me too. 78 00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:31,918 He cries easily in movies. 79 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,750 I wonder if it was the same four. 80 00:04:34,416 --> 00:04:37,036 He's very self-sufficient. He can darn a sock, 81 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:39,245 and cook himself dinner, and iron a shirt. 82 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:42,955 How are we doing over here? 83 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:44,211 The peppers are cut. 84 00:04:44,291 --> 00:04:46,421 He rarely gets defeated, which... 85 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:48,383 I feel like I always do. 86 00:04:48,458 --> 00:04:49,708 I've got some carrots. 87 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,746 Charlie takes all of my moods steadily. 88 00:04:53,833 --> 00:04:56,213 He doesn't give in to them or make me feel bad about them. 89 00:04:57,208 --> 00:04:58,458 He's a great dresser. 90 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:02,040 He never looks embarrassing, which is hard for a man. 91 00:05:02,708 --> 00:05:04,628 Goddamn it, Charlie, get it together! 92 00:05:04,708 --> 00:05:06,078 He's very competitive. 93 00:05:06,166 --> 00:05:07,416 Oh, come on! 94 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:10,536 - What's this? Who owns Baltic Avenue? - Me. 95 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:11,665 How much is it? 96 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:13,630 - I don't have enough. - $450. 97 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:16,168 Okay, so I'm done? I'm done, right? That's it? 98 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,790 This is so frustrating! 99 00:05:19,375 --> 00:05:21,995 This is so frustrating. I always lose. 100 00:05:23,041 --> 00:05:24,517 - Dad. - He loves being a dad. 101 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:27,711 He loves all the things you're supposed to hate, like the tantrums, 102 00:05:27,791 --> 00:05:29,041 the waking up at night. 103 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:32,043 I had a bad dream. 104 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,083 It's okay. 105 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:41,075 It's almost annoying how much he likes it, 106 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:43,166 but... then, it's mostly nice. 107 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:44,920 Dad, stay. 108 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,171 He disappears into his own world. 109 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:18,535 Shit. 110 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:20,345 - What's "shit?" - This is our stop. 111 00:06:20,541 --> 00:06:22,831 He and Henry are alike in that way. 112 00:06:24,958 --> 00:06:28,078 He can tell people when they have food in their teeth or on their face 113 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:30,246 in a way that doesn't make them feel bad. 114 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Perfect. 115 00:06:32,583 --> 00:06:34,133 Charlie is self-made. 116 00:06:34,666 --> 00:06:35,706 His parents... 117 00:06:36,291 --> 00:06:37,921 I only met them once, but... 118 00:06:38,625 --> 00:06:42,375 he told me there was a lot of alcohol and some violence in his childhood. 119 00:06:43,583 --> 00:06:46,303 As soon as she comes with a lookout, they're coming with a camcorder. 120 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:47,851 - Camcorder. - Is that what they're called? 121 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:50,825 He moved to New York from Indiana with no safety net, 122 00:06:50,916 --> 00:06:53,166 and now he's more New Yorker than any New Yorker. 123 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:55,130 I made sure they used the right almond milk. 124 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:56,038 Genius. 125 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:59,495 He's brilliant at creating family out of whoever is around. 126 00:07:01,875 --> 00:07:05,575 With the theater company, he cast a spell that made everyone feel included. 127 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,208 No one, not even an intern, was unimportant. 128 00:07:08,291 --> 00:07:10,631 He could remember all the inside jokes. 129 00:07:10,708 --> 00:07:13,248 And where do you go when it's windy? 130 00:07:13,708 --> 00:07:15,498 Oh, yeah, that... that was funny. 131 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:22,580 He's extremely organized and thorough. 132 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:25,575 He's very clear about what he wants, 133 00:07:25,666 --> 00:07:27,876 unlike me, who can't always tell. 134 00:07:28,625 --> 00:07:29,785 Let's stop right there. 135 00:07:50,458 --> 00:07:51,498 Who wants to start? 136 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:00,786 I-I'm not going to read this out loud. 137 00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:04,458 Why is that? 138 00:08:04,958 --> 00:08:06,668 Because I don't like what I wrote. 139 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:11,290 As we mediate your separation 140 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,785 and eventual divorce, 141 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:17,383 things can get quite contentious. 142 00:08:17,458 --> 00:08:20,788 So, I like to begin with a note of positivity, 143 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:25,415 for the people I work with to remember why they got married in the first place. 144 00:08:25,791 --> 00:08:28,461 And so that, as you come apart, 145 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:30,251 you're reminded that... 146 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:33,963 this is a person you had great feeling for, 147 00:08:34,666 --> 00:08:37,126 and maybe still do in many ways. 148 00:08:40,416 --> 00:08:42,626 I'll read mine. I like what I wrote. 149 00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:45,415 For it to really work, 150 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,286 you both have to read. 151 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:48,575 I'm not going to. 152 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:50,710 Okay, um... 153 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:55,035 I just think it's a shame that you guys aren't going to get to hear, 154 00:08:55,541 --> 00:08:57,581 uh, the wonderful things you wrote about each other. 155 00:08:58,166 --> 00:09:00,826 She always says I can't write, but I think mine's pretty good. 156 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:03,351 Nicole, maybe you'd change your mind once you heard Charlie's. 157 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:04,785 I don't want to hear Charlie's. 158 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:06,125 We promised to listen. 159 00:09:06,208 --> 00:09:07,208 That's right. 160 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:10,583 That's the very first step in this process. 161 00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:15,423 Well, I think I'm going to go if you two are going to just sit around 162 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,540 and suck each other's dicks. 163 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:26,245 How can this evil allow moderation? 164 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,293 How can this evil allow moderation? 165 00:09:29,291 --> 00:09:31,171 How can it be right to betray the departed? 166 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:34,455 How is it human to be so... 167 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:36,748 faithless? 168 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,670 I want no praise from impious men. 169 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:43,876 No home with them of quiet ease. 170 00:09:44,416 --> 00:09:47,166 Noble blood still runs in my veins. 171 00:09:47,958 --> 00:09:49,788 Shall I fail my father... 172 00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:52,208 stifling my cries, 173 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:54,423 clipping the wings of grief? 174 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:59,126 Must his corpse in the ground wretchedly waste away, 175 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:00,378 feebly count for nothing? 176 00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:02,288 Must his killers gloat... 177 00:10:02,666 --> 00:10:04,376 Must his killers gloat, 178 00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:07,375 never to pay with blood, for blood... 179 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:10,328 Charlie gave me the note, but it's really for you. 180 00:10:10,708 --> 00:10:12,958 - He told me to pick up my cues. - How is that for me? 181 00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:14,751 Acting is reacting. 182 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:17,383 I'm responding to you. You're slowing me down. 183 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:19,458 Frank, it's closing night, you know. 184 00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:22,791 You don't think Charlie and Nicole will ever get back together? 185 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:25,455 No, I think this time it's really over. 186 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:29,538 - It still feels weird. - I feel like my parents are splitting up. 187 00:10:29,916 --> 00:10:31,496 It's always been "Charlie and Nicole." 188 00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:33,059 - Is Charlie still giving notes? - Yep. 189 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:34,803 You're lucky, Nic. I wish I was going to LA. 190 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:37,073 You can actually have space in LA. There's no space here. 191 00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:40,583 Ladies and gentlemen, 192 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,498 I want to make a toast 193 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,125 to Charlie... 194 00:10:45,041 --> 00:10:47,461 and to our beloved Nicole, 195 00:10:47,541 --> 00:10:51,881 who is going to be going out on a new adventure, 196 00:10:52,416 --> 00:10:54,916 all the way to sunny California. 197 00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:58,668 And we are also going to try something new. 198 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:01,750 We are going to take our play to Broadway. 199 00:11:04,916 --> 00:11:07,576 It reminds me of when I was a young person 200 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,956 and went to Broadway for the first time. 201 00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:11,041 And I'm telling you, 202 00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:14,918 winning your first Tony at 27, 203 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,130 it can mess with your head. 204 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:20,748 I mean, I was just a baby. Elia Kazan was backstage... 205 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:22,513 I'm going to go over there now. 206 00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:25,101 - Don't do it. Mary Ann? - ... elbowing Mike Nichols. 207 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:27,745 And Mike was chatting with Dietrich, 208 00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:31,923 and Marlene, you know, she usually was a barrel of monkeys, 209 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,670 but tonight she was very, very serious. 210 00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:37,876 Could you give me a second? 211 00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:01,175 Well, I'd have to study it, but... 212 00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:02,208 Hey. 213 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:05,583 Oh. Hey, I didn't expect you guys home until late. 214 00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:08,381 - How's he doing? - Good, good. He went to bed on time. 215 00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:09,288 No fuss. 216 00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:11,415 Read him some of Cricket in Times Square. 217 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,460 God, you guys are so attractive. 218 00:12:15,916 --> 00:12:18,626 Shit. Sorry, I didn't stop that from being said. 219 00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:20,825 No, it's okay. 220 00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:23,576 I'll pay for the whole time. We decided to come home early. 221 00:12:23,666 --> 00:12:26,536 Hey, thanks. And also the travel time. 222 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:43,386 conversation as well as anybody, but I've gotta run. 223 00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:45,916 if you know what I mean. 224 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,670 - Y-You're leaving? - Well, I ain't moving in. 225 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:51,990 We'll be back when you get your... 226 00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,630 If you don't like that mediator, we'll find another one. 227 00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,708 - Yeah. - W-We might not need a mediator. 228 00:13:02,791 --> 00:13:04,751 We'll just split everything anyway, I don't care. 229 00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:07,205 - Me neither. - You can have most of it. 230 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,934 We'll get apartments near each other, make it easier for Henry. 231 00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:10,828 We'll figure it out. 232 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,706 - We want the same things. - Right. 233 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,125 In the meantime, the pilot will be fun for you. 234 00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:19,628 You don't think it's bad, do you? 235 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,963 I don't ever watch TV, so, you know, I can't tell. 236 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:31,333 Uh-huh. 237 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:34,833 I told Henry I'd come out to LA in two weeks to see him. 238 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:39,333 Yes? 239 00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:41,416 Nothing. 240 00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:45,328 I can tell you want to give me a note. 241 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:46,416 No, I don't. 242 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:52,333 Yeah... I mean, yes, I do, but I guess... 243 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,975 I guess it doesn't matter now. You won't be with the show anymore. 244 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000 It's stupid. 245 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,710 You're not going to be able to sleep until you tell me. 246 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:03,750 Maybe not. 247 00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:05,916 Okay, then. 248 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,916 So, there are two things. 249 00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:12,455 I thought your posture at the top of scene seven is still too dignified. 250 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,420 - Okay. - And then... 251 00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:19,625 at the end, I could tell you were pushing for the emotion. 252 00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:21,673 Well, you know I can't cry on stage, 253 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:24,250 and I know you don't like it when I fake it, but... 254 00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:27,668 I thought maybe tonight it would come, but... 255 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:29,958 it didn't. 256 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:31,883 That's all I had. 257 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:35,708 Thanks for indulging me. 258 00:14:40,916 --> 00:14:41,956 Good night, Charlie. 259 00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:34,496 G-ma, summer is for relaxing. 260 00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:40,001 Hang out and relax with you. 261 00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:41,878 - Me too. - No relaxing. 262 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,575 Nicole has a hair and makeup test today, 263 00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:47,996 and Henry, we got you into Fairy Camp with the cousins. 264 00:15:48,541 --> 00:15:50,041 I hate Fairy Camp. 265 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,325 Cassie says everyone likes Fairy Camp, 266 00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:54,956 and I think this is true. 267 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,248 Henry, go make your mom some coffee like I taught you. 268 00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:03,793 - Hm? - Mom, wait till you taste my coffee. 269 00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:06,291 Mm. 270 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:07,495 Oop-a-doodle. 271 00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:15,961 Do you always sleep together? Even in New York? 272 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:19,211 No, it's just for right now while we go through this transition. 273 00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:20,791 Oh, shit. 274 00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:24,001 Don't tell Charlie when he gets here. He hates co-sleeping. 275 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,633 Well, I have to say, I agree with Charlie. 276 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,668 Oh, surprise surprise. 277 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:32,170 - It's as if you have exploded... - Jesus, it's early. 278 00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:34,038 into this room. 279 00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:36,375 I can do this part alone. 280 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:38,038 Fine. I won't look. 281 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:43,666 As long as you're in my house, wake up is at 6:30 a.m., 282 00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:47,421 and until you know what you want to do, we're going to do what I like to do. 283 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:51,170 I can't just go from what Charlie wanted to do to what you want to do. 284 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:54,080 Even though I'm 64 285 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:55,956 and have a dead gay husband, 286 00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:58,791 I manage to get up every day, 287 00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:01,625 live my life, and feel pretty good about myself. 288 00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,788 So, maybe your mom knows a thing or two. 289 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:05,580 You know what I would do? 290 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:07,166 About what? 291 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:10,668 When Charlie gets here, I'd whisk him off to Palm Springs. 292 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:13,880 That's what your father and I did whenever we hit a speed bump. 293 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,290 Didn't you walk in on Dad blowing the porter in Palm Springs? 294 00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:21,075 And I always regretted getting so upset about it. 295 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:25,166 Charlie and I are getting a divorce, Mom. There's nothing for us in Palm Springs. 296 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,790 You need to wash your face before you go to sleep. 297 00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:29,208 When Daddy gets here, 298 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,750 - maybe we could all go on the Jaws ride. - Yeah. 299 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,333 Or I could go once with Daddy and once with you, 300 00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:36,246 because I wouldn't mind going twice anyway. 301 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,173 No, we'll all go together, sweetheart. 302 00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:41,538 Did you know that Universal Studios is where I did my first screen test? 303 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:44,575 On the plane, I re-read the pilot as if I were Charlie reading it, 304 00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:46,626 and I started to think it was just bad. 305 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:49,245 My agent says it's one to watch. 306 00:17:49,541 --> 00:17:50,541 Mmm. 307 00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:53,205 - This coffee is good. Thank you. - You're welcome. 308 00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:55,501 What if Charlie is on Broadway 309 00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,833 with a play I brought him, which I originated, 310 00:17:57,916 --> 00:17:59,416 and I'm just doing bad TV? 311 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:03,540 Everyone is only impressed when they see someone on TV. 312 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,184 - She's beautiful. - Her wig looks great. 313 00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:07,928 Where's she been the past ten years? 314 00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:10,538 Doing weird theater in New York, downtown shit. 315 00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,745 - I saw one. It rained onstage. - Can I say something? 316 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:14,293 It was good. Edgy. 317 00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:17,035 Directed by her husband, supposedly very controlling. 318 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:19,851 - We're lucky to have her. - I'm surprised she said yes. 319 00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:22,434 - We can thank her divorce. - Can she move her hand? 320 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:25,309 It's going to be hard to roto in the hair on the baby around her fingers. 321 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:28,043 Can... you move your hand further down the baby? 322 00:18:31,916 --> 00:18:34,326 - Where? Like here? - Off the head entirely. 323 00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:36,481 I have to support his head. 324 00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:39,961 No, no, support the head, of course. Just try and do it from the... shoulders? 325 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,892 - It's perfect. - Yes, good. 326 00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:44,116 I can't hold a baby like this. 327 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,786 She's right, that's going to look weird. 328 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:50,476 It was very important to me to have this show based on hard science. 329 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,220 So we can see your pretty face and not ours. 330 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:55,630 You should've seen me before the plants invaded. 331 00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:56,918 I say that with respect. 332 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,460 I was raised by two mothers. 333 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,880 Can you lower the board please, Pablo? 334 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,078 Here? How about here? 335 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,330 - How about now? - Why is there always a flirty grip? 336 00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:10,767 I can do anything you want. I just need her here two hours... 337 00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:11,711 Can I say something? 338 00:19:11,791 --> 00:19:13,671 Dennis, hold on. What, honey? 339 00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:15,956 She has to know how to hold a baby. 340 00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:18,476 - Later on, after she kills Donny... - She kills Donny? 341 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,580 That's a secret. We didn't give the crew those pages. 342 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:23,101 she becomes a sort of a Earth mother to the plant community. 343 00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:24,665 That's not going to make any sense 344 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,710 if we feel like she's a bad mother to her own kid. 345 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,211 - She's right. - Does Donny know? 346 00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:30,767 - Must be nice to get out of New York. - Well, I'm from out here. 347 00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:33,251 Our daughter, Mia, is at NYU, living in a shoebox. 348 00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,423 She says it went up to 104 the other day. 349 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:38,880 - We are just so excited to have you. - I'm excited to be here. 350 00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:42,458 We're going for an early aughts aesthetic, so having your presence just nails that. 351 00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:43,711 What signifies early aughts? 352 00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,461 Into The Girl was on TV... 353 00:19:45,541 --> 00:19:47,559 - All Over The Girl. - ... or streaming or something. 354 00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:49,463 You are fucking hot in that movie. 355 00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:51,291 - Carol. - Fuck it, I speak my mind. 356 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,976 - We're not allowing our son to see it. - Because you show your tits. 357 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,880 - Carol! - Yeah. 358 00:19:54,958 --> 00:19:56,578 - Dennis. - This is Carter Mitchum. 359 00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:59,076 He's a futurist at UCLA. 360 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:02,626 He's consulting on all the environmental stuff for the show so it's accurate. 361 00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:04,288 - Nice to meet you. - Is it? 362 00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,245 - What? - Accurate? 363 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,333 So far, none of it. 364 00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:09,536 This pilot will go. So get ready to move back to LA. 365 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,415 Listen, everything you were saying back there was absolutely right. 366 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,601 - If she's a bad mom, we lose the audience. - Nobody knows we're killing Donny, 367 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,285 - including Donny. - I... I thought... 368 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:20,245 Let us know if you'd like to be part of our writer's room. 369 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,463 I bet you'd be really helpful, actually. 370 00:20:22,541 --> 00:20:23,921 Or I could direct. 371 00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:26,421 - No, yeah. - Sorry, what? Maybe that sounds crazy. 372 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,670 No, do you have a reel? 373 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:32,248 No, because I've... I've never done it. I watched my husband do it for years. 374 00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:34,083 Almost ex-husband. 375 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:37,206 Oh, what's the opposite of fiancé? 376 00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:39,091 Dennis and I will talk to your agent about it. 377 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:42,455 At our theater I always wanted to direct, and then Charlie would say something like, 378 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,381 "The next one," but he was always the director, 379 00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:45,916 so there never was a next one. 380 00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:49,961 I don't know. Maybe if we'd stayed married, there would've been. 381 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,751 Yeah, no. We're going to kill him off. It seems unlikely... 382 00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:56,948 I'm going to give you a number. 383 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,750 Okay, is it a therapist? Because I have a therapist. 384 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,671 Well, it's my mom's therapist. We share her. 385 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:05,460 She's a lawyer. She represented me when I left Dennis. 386 00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,125 Oh. 387 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:08,670 You and Dennis are divorced? 388 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:09,880 Since 2013. 389 00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:11,168 You still work together. 390 00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:12,535 That's nice. 391 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:14,035 Oh, no, he's a fucking cocksucker. 392 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,625 Nora got me half of this project in the settlement. 393 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:17,708 Oh. 394 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:20,205 Well, we talked about doing it without lawyers. 395 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,380 My sister had me meet a bunch of them already, 396 00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:24,958 and I... just... hated them. 397 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,500 Call Nora. 398 00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:28,581 She saved my life. 399 00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:31,083 Sorry, I... 400 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,333 look so schleppy. 401 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,285 I had an event at my kid's school. 402 00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:36,786 Let me get this out of the way. 403 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:39,205 I think you're a wonderful actress. 404 00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:40,746 Thank you. 405 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,583 I loved All Over The Girl, 406 00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:45,076 but the theater stuff too... 407 00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:46,326 You saw the theater stuff? 408 00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:48,626 I was in New York last year for my book, 409 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,710 which, remind me to give you a copy, 410 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:52,575 and my publisher took me. 411 00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:53,666 Great. 412 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,040 - Thank you. - You are awesome. 413 00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:00,706 - Well, Charlie directed it. - I know. 414 00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:02,291 He's very talented. 415 00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:03,458 He is. 416 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,250 They're moving it to Broadway. 417 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:06,541 Hmm. 418 00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,330 Well, without me, of course. 419 00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:10,173 He was lucky to have you. 420 00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:13,883 How are you doing? 421 00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:23,495 - Sorry. - Oh. 422 00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:26,041 Honey... 423 00:22:35,541 --> 00:22:36,881 You take some breaths. 424 00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:41,131 And while you do, I'm going to tell you about myself. 425 00:22:41,958 --> 00:22:43,708 If you should choose to hire me, 426 00:22:43,791 --> 00:22:46,291 I will work tirelessly for you, 427 00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:49,035 and I'm always available by phone or text, 428 00:22:49,125 --> 00:22:50,575 except when I'm with my kids. 429 00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:53,500 I insist on doing drop off and pick up every day at school. 430 00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:55,743 - I understand. - I've been through this myself. 431 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,671 Thank you Annie. So... 432 00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:00,915 I know how it feels. 433 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,830 - You do? - Yes. 434 00:23:03,208 --> 00:23:06,578 I have a kid from my ex, who is a narcissistic artist... 435 00:23:07,583 --> 00:23:08,923 and verbally abusive. 436 00:23:09,416 --> 00:23:11,956 I'm now with a great boyfriend who lives in Malibu. 437 00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:13,381 Oh, good. 438 00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:16,245 Well, Charlie's not terrible. 439 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:17,673 No, of course not. 440 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:21,333 But they ravish you with attention in the beginning... 441 00:23:21,416 --> 00:23:24,166 and then once we have babies, we become the mom 442 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:26,210 and... they get sick of us. 443 00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,291 Yeah. 444 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:31,381 Where do you want to live now, doll? 445 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000 Well... 446 00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:36,923 I'm here now, obviously. 447 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,540 I don't know if the show will get picked up, but... 448 00:23:40,916 --> 00:23:41,956 it feels like home. 449 00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:44,333 It is home. 450 00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:47,375 It's the only home I've ever known without Charlie. 451 00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:49,326 You want to stay here? 452 00:23:50,291 --> 00:23:52,251 Charlie's not going to want that. He... 453 00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:54,288 He hates LA. 454 00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:56,495 We're interested in what you want to do. 455 00:23:57,458 --> 00:24:00,378 Sounds to me like you did your time in New York. 456 00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:03,083 He can do some time here, no? 457 00:24:03,541 --> 00:24:05,541 He always said we would, but he never... 458 00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:07,375 did. 459 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:09,003 How old is your son? 460 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:10,330 Henry's eight. 461 00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:11,666 - Mmm. - Yeah. 462 00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:13,125 He likes LA. 463 00:24:15,958 --> 00:24:17,668 I don't know if it's fair to him. 464 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,748 I want you to listen to me. 465 00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:25,291 What you're doing is an act of hope. 466 00:24:26,375 --> 00:24:27,535 Do you understand that? 467 00:24:28,916 --> 00:24:29,916 Yeah. 468 00:24:30,458 --> 00:24:34,128 You're saying, "I want something better for myself." 469 00:24:34,958 --> 00:24:35,958 I do. 470 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:39,165 And this, right now, is the worst time. 471 00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:41,576 It will only get better. 472 00:24:43,833 --> 00:24:47,043 Wasn't it Tom Petty who said "The waiting is the hardest part"? 473 00:24:47,125 --> 00:24:48,125 Oh. 474 00:24:48,416 --> 00:24:49,416 I don't know. 475 00:24:49,958 --> 00:24:52,578 I represented his wife in their divorce. 476 00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:54,285 I got her half of that song. 477 00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:57,076 Oh, I don't want any money or anything. 478 00:24:57,166 --> 00:24:58,076 Hmm. 479 00:24:58,166 --> 00:25:01,076 I just worry because we weren't going to use lawyers, so... 480 00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:03,666 I don't want to be too aggressive. 481 00:25:05,041 --> 00:25:06,631 I want to stay friends. 482 00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:10,248 We'll do it as gently as possible. 483 00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:12,583 Now... 484 00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:15,293 Oh. 485 00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:18,075 Can you tell me a little more about what's going on? 486 00:25:18,875 --> 00:25:22,415 Because part of what we're going to do together is tell your story. 487 00:25:24,291 --> 00:25:26,291 It's difficult to articulate. 488 00:25:26,666 --> 00:25:27,666 It's... 489 00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:30,170 not as simple as not being in love anymore. 490 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:31,580 I understand. 491 00:25:32,916 --> 00:25:36,036 Why don't you start at the beginning? Wherever that is for you. 492 00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:39,458 Well, uh... 493 00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:42,495 I was engaged to Ben 494 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,333 and living in LA, you know? 495 00:25:45,458 --> 00:25:49,378 And I felt like yes, I want to make movies and marry Ben. 496 00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:52,293 Jesus, I was only 19 or 20 at the time. 497 00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:54,455 I never felt older in my whole life. 498 00:25:54,541 --> 00:25:56,791 Anyway, if I was honest with myself, 499 00:25:56,875 --> 00:25:58,995 it was like a small part of me felt dead... 500 00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:00,250 or dead-ish. 501 00:26:00,916 --> 00:26:02,246 You know, you tell yourself, 502 00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:04,333 "No one's perfect, no relationship's perfect." 503 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:08,793 Oh, this tea is delicious. 504 00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:11,125 - Isn't it? It's the Manuka honey. - Mm. 505 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,830 Anyway, uh, you were asking about Charlie. 506 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:16,750 So, um... 507 00:26:17,083 --> 00:26:19,133 So, yes. So, I was... I was... 508 00:26:19,666 --> 00:26:22,286 happy with Ben and aware of the deadness, 509 00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:23,955 and I went to New York 510 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,333 to meet with this director for this space movie. 511 00:26:27,416 --> 00:26:30,126 But one where they take space seriously, like... 512 00:26:30,208 --> 00:26:31,998 sex trafficking in space. 513 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:33,631 You know, it was political. 514 00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:35,628 Or at least they wanted us to think it was. 515 00:26:35,708 --> 00:26:36,958 Anyway, it just... 516 00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:41,330 it was really fulfilling the same need that certain fucked up porn does. 517 00:26:41,541 --> 00:26:43,211 Um, but anyway, so... 518 00:26:43,541 --> 00:26:44,711 while I was there... 519 00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:47,285 the producer... 520 00:26:47,375 --> 00:26:48,665 invited me to see a play. 521 00:26:50,458 --> 00:26:53,538 It took place in someone's apartment with all the lights on. 522 00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:56,003 It was like nothing I'd ever seen before. 523 00:26:56,083 --> 00:26:58,133 This strange... 524 00:26:58,708 --> 00:27:01,168 surreal, dystopian story, 525 00:27:01,583 --> 00:27:03,043 and it was so well-acted. 526 00:27:03,416 --> 00:27:07,286 And one of the actors was this big shaggy bear 527 00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:10,205 who played all his lines looking directly at me, 528 00:27:10,291 --> 00:27:13,581 uh, which I knew couldn't be the case, but it felt like it. 529 00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:16,253 And then later, of course, I learned that it was. 530 00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:18,750 Mmm. 531 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:22,133 - These cookies are really great too. - I'll send you home with some. 532 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:24,458 Afterwards, I was introduced to the cast, 533 00:27:24,541 --> 00:27:28,131 and the bear turned out to also be the director. 534 00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,460 He talked to me and... 535 00:27:33,125 --> 00:27:34,165 I talked back. 536 00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:38,878 The dead part wasn't dead, it was just in a coma. 537 00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:40,375 And... 538 00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:43,333 it was better than the sex, the talking. 539 00:27:43,791 --> 00:27:44,791 Although the... 540 00:27:45,458 --> 00:27:47,248 the sex was also like the talking. 541 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:49,673 You know, everything is like everything in a relationship. 542 00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:50,750 Don't you find that? 543 00:27:51,666 --> 00:27:52,666 And, um... 544 00:27:53,125 --> 00:27:54,125 So, we spent... 545 00:27:55,416 --> 00:27:57,786 the whole night and the next day together and... 546 00:27:59,416 --> 00:28:00,456 I just never left. 547 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,790 Yes, to be honest, all the problems were there in the beginning too. 548 00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:07,166 But... I just went along with him and his life 549 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:10,080 because it felt so damn good to feel myself alive. 550 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:14,711 In the beginning, I was the actress, the star, and... 551 00:28:15,541 --> 00:28:19,211 That felt like something, you know. People came to see me at first, but... 552 00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:22,328 the farther away I got from that and... 553 00:28:23,208 --> 00:28:26,168 the more acclaim the theater company got, and I had less and less weight. 554 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,580 I just became... 555 00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:29,173 "Who?" 556 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:32,500 "Well, you know, the actress that was in that thing that time." 557 00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:33,633 And he was the draw. 558 00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:36,168 And... that... 559 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:38,746 would've been fine, but... 560 00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:41,825 I got smaller. 561 00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:49,746 I realized I... 562 00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:53,210 I didn't ever really come alive for myself. 563 00:28:53,291 --> 00:28:55,041 I was just feeding his aliveness. 564 00:28:56,291 --> 00:28:57,291 And... 565 00:28:58,458 --> 00:28:59,578 you know... 566 00:28:59,791 --> 00:29:01,961 he was so smart and creative, it... 567 00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:03,625 it was fine. 568 00:29:04,416 --> 00:29:07,576 You know, I would tell him things at home in private, 569 00:29:07,666 --> 00:29:11,246 and they would work their way into public conversation into his work, and... 570 00:29:11,791 --> 00:29:14,751 For a while, that felt like enough. I mean, I was just so... 571 00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:15,916 so... 572 00:29:16,166 --> 00:29:18,246 so flattered that someone like him would... 573 00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:20,503 would find an idea I had worth trying 574 00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:23,043 or a comment I made worth repeating and... 575 00:29:23,666 --> 00:29:25,376 and then, I got pregnant. 576 00:29:25,458 --> 00:29:28,958 And I thought that having a baby could be ours, could really be ours, 577 00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:30,461 but also really mine. 578 00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:33,915 And... you know, he was so excited. 579 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,460 So, it was nice. 580 00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:37,041 For a while. 581 00:29:37,708 --> 00:29:39,038 I mean, kids, they... 582 00:29:39,708 --> 00:29:41,668 they belong to themselves. It's like... 583 00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:44,423 the instant they leave your body, it's just... 584 00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:47,580 the process of them going away... 585 00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:50,245 And I didn't belong to myself. 586 00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:53,751 And it was small stuff, stupid stuff, and big stuff. 587 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,210 All the furniture in our house 588 00:29:56,583 --> 00:29:57,583 was his taste. 589 00:29:57,666 --> 00:29:59,746 I didn't even know what my taste was anymore 590 00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:02,083 because I had never been asked to use it. 591 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:05,333 I didn't even pick our apartment. I just moved into his. 592 00:30:05,416 --> 00:30:08,326 And I made noises about wanting to move back to LA, but... 593 00:30:08,416 --> 00:30:09,666 they came to nothing. 594 00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:12,290 And we'd come here on holidays because he liked my family. 595 00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:14,995 But if I suggested we do a year or something, 596 00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:16,963 he'd just put me off. 597 00:30:17,291 --> 00:30:18,541 It would be... 598 00:30:19,458 --> 00:30:22,248 strange if he turned to me and said, 599 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,670 "And what do you want to do today?" 600 00:30:25,666 --> 00:30:28,996 You know, I just watched that documentary on George Harrison, 601 00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:30,793 and I thought, "Own it. 602 00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:32,460 Just own it. 603 00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:34,166 Be like George Harrison's wife. 604 00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:36,380 Being a wife and a mother, that's enough." 605 00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:39,831 Yeah, then I realized I couldn't remember her name, so... 606 00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:43,626 This pilot came along. 607 00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:47,498 It shot in LA and it paid so much... 608 00:30:47,583 --> 00:30:50,543 And it was like there was this little lifeline thrown to me. 609 00:30:50,791 --> 00:30:53,791 Here's this bit of earth that's yours, and... 610 00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:58,288 I was embarrassed about it in front of him, but it was also like... 611 00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:03,043 yeah, this is who I am, and this is what I'm worth. 612 00:31:03,125 --> 00:31:06,205 And maybe it's stupid, but at least it's mine. 613 00:31:07,291 --> 00:31:11,291 And if he had just taken me into a big hug and said, 614 00:31:11,625 --> 00:31:13,995 "Baby, I'm so excited for your adventure. 615 00:31:14,083 --> 00:31:17,043 Of course I want you to have a piece of earth that's yours." 616 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,500 Then... 617 00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:20,876 Well, then, we might not be getting divorced. 618 00:31:21,125 --> 00:31:22,125 But... 619 00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:24,916 he made fun of it and... 620 00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:27,666 was jealous like he is, and... 621 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:30,705 then he realized about the money. 622 00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:34,380 And he told me I could funnel it back into the theater company. 623 00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:38,125 And that's when I realized... 624 00:31:39,291 --> 00:31:40,291 he... 625 00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:42,793 truly didn't see me. 626 00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:46,705 He didn't see me as something separate from himself. 627 00:31:47,791 --> 00:31:50,001 And I asked him to say my phone number. 628 00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:52,290 He didn't know it. 629 00:31:52,833 --> 00:31:53,833 So, I left. 630 00:31:55,375 --> 00:31:56,455 Oh. 631 00:31:58,208 --> 00:31:59,328 Mmm. 632 00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:03,578 Also, I think he slept with the stage manager, Mary Ann. 633 00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:07,035 That fucking asshole. 634 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:08,285 Seventy-five... 635 00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:09,751 just 70, 636 00:32:09,833 --> 00:32:11,333 those two zeros, 637 00:32:11,416 --> 00:32:13,767 - seventy-five point zero zero... - "If railroad is unowned... 638 00:32:13,791 --> 00:32:16,081 - that's zero cents. - ... you may buy it from the bank." 639 00:32:16,166 --> 00:32:18,876 "Advance to Illios... 640 00:32:18,958 --> 00:32:21,208 - Illinois. - ... Illinois Avenue." 641 00:32:21,833 --> 00:32:23,583 "Advance..." what does that mean? 642 00:32:23,958 --> 00:32:25,788 It means you've got to go to Illinois Avenue. 643 00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:28,205 So where is Illinois Avenue? 644 00:32:28,291 --> 00:32:29,291 That one. 645 00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:31,388 So Cassie, when Charlie gets here, 646 00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:32,936 you're going to hand him the envelope. 647 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,630 Why do I have to do it? 648 00:32:34,708 --> 00:32:38,748 Because Nicole is very good at getting people to do things for her. 649 00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:40,293 That's not what this is. 650 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,495 I wiped her butt until she was nine years old. 651 00:32:42,583 --> 00:32:43,793 She's very seductive that way. 652 00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:46,665 No, Mom, legally, I can't be the one who serves him. 653 00:32:46,750 --> 00:32:48,960 But still, what I'm saying is true. 654 00:32:49,041 --> 00:32:51,921 Do I have to actually hand him the envelope? 655 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,726 Yes, but I'm going to tell him in advance that they're divorce papers. 656 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:57,880 Nora says it doesn't have to be so formal. Where's Henry? 657 00:32:58,166 --> 00:33:01,036 He's playing in the living room with Sam, and Jules, and Molly. 658 00:33:01,125 --> 00:33:03,351 Let's get them upstairs. Charlie's going to be here soon. 659 00:33:03,375 --> 00:33:04,415 Sam, go upstairs. 660 00:33:04,458 --> 00:33:06,708 So, I'll tell Charlie what's happening, 661 00:33:06,791 --> 00:33:09,711 and, Cassie, you then hand him the envelope. 662 00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:10,791 Okay... 663 00:33:11,208 --> 00:33:12,078 I just get nervous. 664 00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:14,376 Well, can you un-serve? 665 00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:17,535 - What do you mean? Like take it back? - Yeah. 666 00:33:18,583 --> 00:33:19,923 - I think so. - You should check. 667 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,710 - In case we change our minds... - I'm not going to change my mind. 668 00:33:22,791 --> 00:33:25,517 - ... or we feel too bad for him. - Maybe in case I do something wrong. 669 00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:27,461 Now you're both just making me feel bad, okay? 670 00:33:27,541 --> 00:33:28,921 Sorry, sorry, I'm nervous! 671 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,790 Well, we all are. 672 00:33:30,916 --> 00:33:32,666 And we love Charlie. 673 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,630 You have to stop loving him, Mom. 674 00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:36,538 You can't be friends with him anymore. 675 00:33:36,625 --> 00:33:39,035 Charlie and I have our own relationship... 676 00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:41,285 independent of your marriage. 677 00:33:41,583 --> 00:33:43,083 Just like I'm still friends 678 00:33:43,166 --> 00:33:45,036 with Cassie's ex, Jeff. 679 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:46,495 Are you still seeing Jeff? 680 00:33:46,875 --> 00:33:48,705 An occasional lunch. 681 00:33:48,791 --> 00:33:50,041 I can't believe you! 682 00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:51,955 He still wants his camera back, by the way. 683 00:33:52,041 --> 00:33:55,171 Listen, nothing can be independent of our marriage right now. 684 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:58,290 I can't believe I even have to explain this to you. Just be on my side, okay? 685 00:33:58,375 --> 00:33:59,745 - Okay. - And... 686 00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:01,543 stop seeing Jeff! 687 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,921 Cassie, you're the server. 688 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,330 Just let me practice a few times. 689 00:34:08,708 --> 00:34:10,378 I was never a good auditioner. 690 00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:13,208 - That's because you wanted it too badly. - It's not an audition. 691 00:34:13,291 --> 00:34:17,081 - I'll play Charlie. - It's just my palms are so perspired. 692 00:34:17,208 --> 00:34:19,538 Sweetie, you're blotting the envelope. 693 00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,575 Maybe Nicole should play you. 694 00:34:21,666 --> 00:34:22,826 Did you really just say that? 695 00:34:22,916 --> 00:34:25,076 We don't need to practice. This is not a performance. 696 00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:26,646 Did we finish the other wine already? 697 00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:27,809 Yeah. 698 00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:28,883 Oh! 699 00:34:28,958 --> 00:34:30,788 - Oh. - Okay, let me get him. 700 00:34:30,875 --> 00:34:32,392 - Okay. - You both go in the other room. 701 00:34:32,416 --> 00:34:35,166 Cassie, you make sure that Henry goes upstairs with Molly and Jules. 702 00:34:35,250 --> 00:34:36,250 Happening now. 703 00:34:38,166 --> 00:34:40,126 - Mom! - I'm getting my wine. 704 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:41,830 What? 705 00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:43,666 Henry's pooping in the bathroom downstairs. 706 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,350 Can we transfer him to the one upstairs? 707 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,745 - I think it's mid-poop. - Just grab him when he comes out. 708 00:34:47,833 --> 00:34:49,043 - Cassie? - What? 709 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:52,455 I'm... I'm putting the envelope over here by the toaster. 710 00:34:52,541 --> 00:34:53,671 Copy you. 711 00:34:59,958 --> 00:35:00,878 - Hi. - Hi. 712 00:35:00,958 --> 00:35:03,128 - Where's Henry? - Uh, he's pooping. 713 00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:04,833 Hi, Henry! 714 00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:07,421 Does this couch still open? 715 00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:08,625 Yeah. 716 00:35:08,833 --> 00:35:12,713 I got off the plane to a text, but don't tell anyone yet. It's still a secret. 717 00:35:12,791 --> 00:35:13,881 Okay. 718 00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:18,628 I won a MacArthur grant. 719 00:35:19,041 --> 00:35:20,041 Charlie! 720 00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:21,673 Oh, my God, that's great! 721 00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:22,920 Congratulations. 722 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,170 I'll say it because you can't, it's the genius grant. You're a genius. 723 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:28,250 Oh, I'm really happy for you. You deserve it. 724 00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:30,833 It's yours too. We did all of this together. 725 00:35:30,916 --> 00:35:31,916 Thank you, but... 726 00:35:32,541 --> 00:35:34,291 it's yours, Charlie, you enjoy it. 727 00:35:35,041 --> 00:35:36,171 I'm starving. 728 00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:38,410 It's good money, and they parse it out over five years. 729 00:35:38,458 --> 00:35:41,018 But it means I can keep everyone in the theater company employed, 730 00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:42,083 pay my credit card debt. 731 00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:43,285 So great. 732 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:46,125 Of course, I went instantly to, "It's all downhill from here. 733 00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:48,708 - Now my first Broadway play has to fail." - No. 734 00:35:48,791 --> 00:35:50,791 We just started rehearsals again, and I don't know. 735 00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:53,226 You always don't know at this point, and then, it gets there. 736 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:54,750 Do I? Because I don't remember. 737 00:35:54,833 --> 00:35:56,923 I know, it's true, it'll be great. 738 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,500 Okay, I hope you're right. 739 00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:00,671 - Everyone says hi. - Oh. 740 00:36:02,833 --> 00:36:04,503 Tell them hi. I miss everyone. 741 00:36:04,583 --> 00:36:06,583 You'll see them again when you come back. 742 00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:08,785 A MacArthur, Broadway... 743 00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,285 It's so exciting. 744 00:36:10,833 --> 00:36:12,503 Congratulations, Charlie. 745 00:36:19,291 --> 00:36:20,331 Which bathroom? 746 00:36:22,041 --> 00:36:23,541 - What? - Is he pooping? 747 00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:26,000 Oh, uh, downstairs. 748 00:36:26,166 --> 00:36:27,166 Is your mom home? 749 00:36:27,833 --> 00:36:28,923 Yeah, she's upstairs. 750 00:36:32,166 --> 00:36:33,926 - Hey, how's it going? - Nothing yet. 751 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,248 - It's me. - I know. 752 00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:37,290 - I just got here. - Hi. 753 00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:38,975 - I brought you something. - Yay. 754 00:36:39,041 --> 00:36:40,711 Mom's getting me a present too. 755 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,880 - Why? - For pooping. 756 00:36:44,083 --> 00:36:45,083 Oh. 757 00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:48,535 - I love you. - I love you. 758 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:51,580 I don't think we should reward him for pooping anymore. 759 00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:53,996 Oh, I know, but he holds it in and it's going on a week. 760 00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:56,753 - It's its own reward. G-ma! - Charlie-bird! 761 00:36:56,833 --> 00:36:58,713 Oh! No! Stop it! 762 00:36:58,791 --> 00:37:00,421 Oh, God, I'm huge! 763 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,580 - You're as light as a feather. - Mom? 764 00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:07,003 - Why didn't you respond to my last email? - Well, your emails are so articulate. 765 00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:08,683 I get intimidated. 766 00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:11,000 - Mom, can you... - Now, I'm going to lift you! 767 00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:13,673 Mom? 768 00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:14,750 Mom? 769 00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:17,083 - Mom? - What? 770 00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:18,246 Upstairs. 771 00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:19,793 Oh. 772 00:37:19,875 --> 00:37:21,575 I'm going to write you back now. 773 00:37:25,541 --> 00:37:26,711 Cassie? 774 00:37:27,458 --> 00:37:28,458 Hey, Charlie. 775 00:37:28,541 --> 00:37:29,791 I like your haircut. 776 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:31,250 Oh, thanks. 777 00:37:33,083 --> 00:37:34,423 - Mom? - I'll go. 778 00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:36,828 Henry's calling you, Nicole! 779 00:37:36,916 --> 00:37:37,916 I hear him. 780 00:37:38,875 --> 00:37:40,325 What's going on, Henry? 781 00:37:40,416 --> 00:37:42,036 Can you ask Mom to come? 782 00:37:44,041 --> 00:37:45,041 He wants you. 783 00:37:48,250 --> 00:37:49,500 What kind of pie is that? 784 00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:53,125 It's... 785 00:37:57,708 --> 00:37:58,708 pecan. 786 00:38:00,041 --> 00:38:01,751 - Did you make it? - I don't know. 787 00:38:02,416 --> 00:38:03,536 No, it's store bought. 788 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:05,500 You know Joan's on Third? 789 00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,633 - Oh, yeah. It's good, right? - What? 790 00:38:07,916 --> 00:38:09,076 The store? Yeah. 791 00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:11,416 Jules and Molly love it. 792 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:12,920 - Are you okay? - Yes. 793 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,083 I'm just hot! 794 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:17,880 Uh, I'll pour you some water. 795 00:38:19,375 --> 00:38:20,995 Nicole says you're doing a play? 796 00:38:21,125 --> 00:38:22,625 I-I think you'd like it. 797 00:38:22,708 --> 00:38:26,288 It's a great unproduced play by this really interesting British writer. 798 00:38:26,875 --> 00:38:28,726 - So, you do an English accent? - Yeah. 799 00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:30,790 - It's more northern England. - Oh. 800 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:31,995 What does that sound like? 801 00:38:33,916 --> 00:38:36,876 Ooh, you want a cup of tea, do ya? 802 00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:40,036 Right. Good. 803 00:38:41,375 --> 00:38:44,745 Oh, thank you, missus. What is... 804 00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:46,788 What's this? 805 00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:49,003 Oh, it's a manila envelope, love. 806 00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:51,476 - Ooh, can I start over? - It has my name on it. 807 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:52,500 Ooh. 808 00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:57,333 Oh. 809 00:38:57,708 --> 00:38:58,788 Jesus. 810 00:38:58,916 --> 00:39:01,246 Sorry. You're served. 811 00:39:03,375 --> 00:39:05,125 - What did you do? - Nothing. I don't know. 812 00:39:05,625 --> 00:39:07,245 I can't lie. 813 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:08,793 You're being served. 814 00:39:08,875 --> 00:39:11,625 You guys are getting a div... I don't know, I'm sorry. 815 00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:20,708 I was going to warn you so it didn't become a thing. I'm sorry. 816 00:39:34,208 --> 00:39:35,578 I feel like I'm in a dream. 817 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,003 We don't have a marriage anymore. 818 00:39:39,083 --> 00:39:42,713 I-I know you don't want the disruption, but you don't want to be married. 819 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,630 Not... really. 820 00:39:46,833 --> 00:39:48,043 But I don't want this. 821 00:39:50,875 --> 00:39:53,205 What did you expect was going to happen? 822 00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:59,250 I... I don't know, I guess I didn't think it through, 823 00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:02,883 but I thought we agreed we weren't going to use lawyers. 824 00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:04,673 I want... 825 00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:08,790 I don't know, I'm trying to say this as undramatically as possible. 826 00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:10,035 I want... 827 00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:13,706 an entirely different kind of life. 828 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:17,130 Let's wait until you finish this pilot and come back to New York. 829 00:40:17,208 --> 00:40:19,208 Let's figure it out there, at home, together. 830 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:22,226 - Nora's known for being very fair. - We don't need to do it with envelopes. 831 00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:23,080 - This is Nora? - Yeah. 832 00:40:23,166 --> 00:40:25,286 She's great. I feel like we could be friends with her. 833 00:40:25,333 --> 00:40:28,583 - Why do I feel like that won't happen? - It's just a formality. 834 00:40:28,666 --> 00:40:30,476 - Why... - You don't have to respond right away. 835 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:32,000 Why did Cassie have a pie? 836 00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:34,883 The pie was hers. The pie wasn't part of it. 837 00:40:34,958 --> 00:40:35,788 Are you sure? 838 00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:38,075 I mean, what would the pie have to do with anything? 839 00:40:38,166 --> 00:40:40,576 I don't know. It somehow makes it worse. 840 00:40:41,458 --> 00:40:43,788 I'm sorry, but the pie was just a pie. 841 00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:45,883 So, what... 842 00:40:48,916 --> 00:40:49,996 What do I do? 843 00:40:52,708 --> 00:40:53,878 You get a lawyer too. 844 00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:59,921 "Well, I guess I better be going. 845 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,250 Stuart rose from the ditch, climbed into his car... 846 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,460 and started up the road that led toward the north. 847 00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:10,125 The sun was just coming up over the hills on his right. 848 00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:14,583 As he peered ahead into the great land that stretched before him, 849 00:41:15,125 --> 00:41:16,455 the way seemed long... 850 00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:18,790 but the sky was bright. 851 00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:22,495 And he somehow felt he was headed in the right direction." 852 00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:27,130 I forgot it ended that way. 853 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:31,670 Yeah, wow, Stuart really overreacted, didn't you think? 854 00:41:32,416 --> 00:41:34,166 He was upset about his boat. 855 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:40,040 Dad, you go away. 856 00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:43,043 Mom, you stay. 857 00:41:43,416 --> 00:41:46,376 - Hey, Daddy just got here. - It's okay. 858 00:41:47,791 --> 00:41:48,791 Love you. 859 00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:56,785 You can come back, and wake me up, and read to me later, Daddy, okay? 860 00:41:57,291 --> 00:41:58,291 Okay. 861 00:42:00,666 --> 00:42:02,876 Will you come sleep in my bed later? 862 00:42:02,958 --> 00:42:03,958 Yeah. 863 00:42:13,125 --> 00:42:14,125 Oh. 864 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,460 Hang in there, Charlie-bird. 865 00:42:16,625 --> 00:42:17,625 Thanks, G-ma. 866 00:42:47,291 --> 00:42:49,581 - He's in a mommy phase right now. - It's okay. 867 00:42:58,916 --> 00:42:59,746 Whoo! 868 00:42:59,833 --> 00:43:01,923 I'm sorry. I drank too much wine. 869 00:43:02,333 --> 00:43:04,043 - I can imagine. - And didn't eat dinner. 870 00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:05,455 Stressful time. 871 00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:07,750 I hope Henry didn't notice. 872 00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:08,833 I'm sure he didn't. 873 00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:10,555 Now that I'm a parent, I realize my parents 874 00:43:10,583 --> 00:43:12,223 were probably drunk all the time with me. 875 00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:13,250 Yeah. 876 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:14,461 I'm sorry again. 877 00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:17,250 Thanks. 878 00:43:18,333 --> 00:43:19,463 Where are you staying? 879 00:43:23,041 --> 00:43:24,831 Oh, well, I... 880 00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:27,415 hadn't... 881 00:43:31,583 --> 00:43:32,583 I guess I'll... 882 00:43:34,958 --> 00:43:37,248 There's a new hotel on Highland that's... 883 00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:41,543 supposedly not too expensive and... and pretty nice. 884 00:43:41,958 --> 00:43:43,668 Oh, okay, I'll check it out. 885 00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:46,540 Again, that's great about the MacArthur. 886 00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:47,916 Thanks. 887 00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:57,000 - Charlie? - Yeah? 888 00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:01,708 Thanks. 889 00:44:08,916 --> 00:44:09,746 Fuck. 890 00:44:09,833 --> 00:44:13,083 - What? - She's being represented by Nora. 891 00:44:13,166 --> 00:44:14,576 She's supposedly very fair? 892 00:44:14,666 --> 00:44:16,456 All right, here's the fact, Jack. 893 00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:20,083 I charge $950 an hour. 894 00:44:20,166 --> 00:44:21,626 Ted is 400. 895 00:44:22,083 --> 00:44:24,753 If you have a stupid question, you call Ted. 896 00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:29,083 To start, we'll need a $25,000 retainer. 897 00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:31,184 - That's more than I can... - And all your financials. 898 00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:32,748 We need to do a forensic accounting. 899 00:44:32,833 --> 00:44:36,333 Which runs anywhere from ten to twenty thousand dollars. 900 00:44:37,041 --> 00:44:39,671 But if we can all agree right away, it shouldn't get too bad, 901 00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:42,080 - right? - You were married here in LA? 902 00:44:42,166 --> 00:44:44,456 Yes... because her mom and sister are out here 903 00:44:44,541 --> 00:44:47,211 - and I'm not close with my family. - Your son was born out here? 904 00:44:47,291 --> 00:44:50,791 Yes, because, again, her mom and sister are out here and I'm not... 905 00:44:50,875 --> 00:44:52,415 So, you got married here, 906 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,250 your kid was born here... 907 00:44:55,833 --> 00:44:57,133 and she served you here? 908 00:44:57,208 --> 00:44:58,998 Yeah, but we lived in New York. 909 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000 Why? 910 00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:04,833 - Is there a problem? - We'll have to reshape the narrative. 911 00:45:04,916 --> 00:45:08,746 If you're serious about having your child in New York, 912 00:45:08,833 --> 00:45:10,463 this is what I suggest. 913 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:13,421 You take your kid... D-Did you say his name was Fred? 914 00:45:14,166 --> 00:45:14,996 Henry. 915 00:45:15,083 --> 00:45:16,003 Henry? 916 00:45:16,083 --> 00:45:17,293 Why did I say Fred? 917 00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:18,875 I have a kid named Fred. 918 00:45:18,958 --> 00:45:22,498 You take Henry to New York with you right now. 919 00:45:22,583 --> 00:45:24,883 Then we file an action in New York. 920 00:45:25,166 --> 00:45:26,326 We make this a New York case. 921 00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:28,892 We need to make an argument that you're a New York-based family. 922 00:45:28,916 --> 00:45:29,746 Well, we are. 923 00:45:29,833 --> 00:45:32,753 Otherwise, you'll probably never see your kid outside of LA again. 924 00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:34,503 Really? No. 925 00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:37,793 It's very hard to convince the courts to move a kid. 926 00:45:37,875 --> 00:45:41,075 As soon as you let your wife and child leave New York, 927 00:45:41,166 --> 00:45:43,996 you made life very difficult for yourself. 928 00:45:44,083 --> 00:45:45,333 Yes, but as I said, 929 00:45:45,416 --> 00:45:47,876 we're a New York family, that's just a fact. 930 00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:50,750 She's... here temporarily. 931 00:45:51,208 --> 00:45:53,628 Then why do you think she served you out here? 932 00:45:54,291 --> 00:45:58,421 I don't... know, but Henry wants to go back to New York. 933 00:45:58,500 --> 00:46:00,460 Don't quote your kid. 934 00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:03,420 He's just telling you what you want to hear. 935 00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:07,168 And trust me, he's telling her the opposite. 936 00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:08,750 Let me have the Barber file! 937 00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:10,043 It's right here. 938 00:46:10,416 --> 00:46:12,036 Move my lunch to 1:30. 939 00:46:16,625 --> 00:46:17,625 What's... 940 00:46:19,625 --> 00:46:21,165 "Exit Goat"? 941 00:46:21,583 --> 00:46:24,213 Exit Ghost. It's the name of my theater company. 942 00:46:24,291 --> 00:46:25,291 You're a director? 943 00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:27,081 Theater director, yeah. 944 00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:29,876 - Anything I've seen? - I don't know. What have you seen? 945 00:46:32,458 --> 00:46:34,538 Our production of Electra is moving to Broadway... 946 00:46:35,791 --> 00:46:36,631 which is exciting. 947 00:46:36,708 --> 00:46:38,918 We have to make sure that money is protected. 948 00:46:39,083 --> 00:46:41,633 I mean, it's theater, so it's not a lot of money. 949 00:46:41,708 --> 00:46:44,748 I basically put whatever money I make back in the theater. 950 00:46:44,833 --> 00:46:47,793 I wonder, do we ask for support? 951 00:46:48,250 --> 00:46:49,920 - Interesting. - From Nicole? 952 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,380 I'm not going to do that. 953 00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:53,495 Does your wife's family have money? 954 00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:57,710 Uh, her mother has some from her TV career. 955 00:46:57,791 --> 00:46:59,131 And her father died. 956 00:46:59,208 --> 00:47:03,628 Well, we could say that we don't want her mother to see the kid, 957 00:47:03,958 --> 00:47:05,288 draw her into the case. 958 00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:08,495 In that instance, her mother could pay your legal fees. 959 00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:09,958 No. 960 00:47:10,583 --> 00:47:12,003 I'm very close to her mom. 961 00:47:12,375 --> 00:47:15,335 - Nicole's family has been my family... - Yeah, but that's going to change. 962 00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:17,205 And I suggest you get used to it. 963 00:47:17,916 --> 00:47:21,746 - We need to hire a private investigator. - Really? I mean... 964 00:47:23,291 --> 00:47:25,831 - Really? - Does your wife do drugs or anything? 965 00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:26,916 Coke? 966 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:28,580 Not in any real way. 967 00:47:28,958 --> 00:47:31,668 Well, we're not going to win if she's the perfect mother. 968 00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:33,630 She was addicted to Tums for a while. 969 00:47:35,083 --> 00:47:38,213 It wasn't nothing. She was up to a tube a day. 970 00:47:38,291 --> 00:47:40,081 Have you noticed anyone following you? 971 00:47:40,166 --> 00:47:41,166 No. 972 00:47:42,375 --> 00:47:43,745 Well, keep an eye out. 973 00:47:43,833 --> 00:47:46,003 Look, you need to be prepared for the fact 974 00:47:46,083 --> 00:47:50,173 that Nora is going to portray you as a neglectful, absent father. 975 00:47:50,666 --> 00:47:52,876 - But I'm not. - You live in New York. 976 00:47:52,958 --> 00:47:54,628 You're consumed with your work. 977 00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:58,535 She and your kid are out here, struggling. 978 00:47:58,625 --> 00:48:01,995 Nora's going to use that strategy. I'm sure of it. 979 00:48:02,083 --> 00:48:03,283 But Nicole's not going to lie. 980 00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:06,213 Listen, if we start from a place of reasonable, 981 00:48:06,291 --> 00:48:08,581 and they start from a place of crazy, 982 00:48:08,666 --> 00:48:12,706 when we settle, we'll be somewhere between reasonable and crazy. 983 00:48:12,791 --> 00:48:13,671 Which is still crazy. 984 00:48:13,750 --> 00:48:15,330 Half of crazy is crazy. 985 00:48:15,416 --> 00:48:18,476 You know what people say, "Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best, 986 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,580 divorce lawyers see good people at their worst." 987 00:48:20,666 --> 00:48:23,496 Before this is all over, you're going to hate me and Ted, 988 00:48:23,583 --> 00:48:26,213 just because of what we represent in your life. 989 00:48:26,291 --> 00:48:27,291 I'm sure you're right. 990 00:48:27,375 --> 00:48:29,875 So tell me the story again. You came out here to see your kid. 991 00:48:29,958 --> 00:48:32,101 - Maybe I'm not explaining this well. - She serves you. 992 00:48:32,125 --> 00:48:33,809 - We're friendly, we're fine. - What a bitch. 993 00:48:33,833 --> 00:48:36,017 We're just trying to figure this out. She's not a bitch. 994 00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:37,291 Thanks, but this isn't... 995 00:48:37,375 --> 00:48:38,705 We're doing it a different way. 996 00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:41,793 And... I can't even close to afford this. 997 00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:46,036 I've got to get back to New York. I have a Broadway play in rehearsals. 998 00:48:50,291 --> 00:48:53,751 I was the hot shit at that time. 999 00:48:53,833 --> 00:48:58,793 Young, very sexy, with a great head of hair. 1000 00:48:58,875 --> 00:49:01,495 I just so appreciate that Charlie gave me this opportunity. 1001 00:49:01,583 --> 00:49:03,003 Or maybe I should thank Nicole. 1002 00:49:03,083 --> 00:49:05,633 I heard Nicole's pilot went to series, so she's moving to LA. 1003 00:49:05,708 --> 00:49:07,288 And they put Henry in school out there. 1004 00:49:07,375 --> 00:49:08,575 Well, is Charlie moving too? 1005 00:49:08,666 --> 00:49:09,746 Not Charlie. 1006 00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:11,043 He won't abandon us. 1007 00:49:11,125 --> 00:49:12,745 And you can't do theater in LA. 1008 00:49:12,833 --> 00:49:15,213 Charlie said she and Henry are coming back to New York 1009 00:49:15,291 --> 00:49:17,041 when she finishes filming her show. 1010 00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:18,535 I wouldn't be so sure. 1011 00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:21,535 Nicole was never going to stay in New York, that was obvious. 1012 00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,625 She was probably planning this move all along. 1013 00:49:23,708 --> 00:49:27,038 When she sees an opportunity, believe me, she takes it. 1014 00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:29,245 Well, LA is nice. 1015 00:49:29,666 --> 00:49:30,576 The space. 1016 00:49:30,666 --> 00:49:33,826 Miss Four Time Oscar winner, sucking my... 1017 00:49:33,916 --> 00:49:35,996 Okay, how is everyone today? 1018 00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:38,293 Nobody get too close. I think I caught Donna's cold. 1019 00:49:38,375 --> 00:49:41,125 - Sorry, Charlie. - I'm expecting a Skype call from Henry, 1020 00:49:41,208 --> 00:49:42,918 so I might have to step out. 1021 00:49:44,125 --> 00:49:46,455 So, Charlie, what you're going through now 1022 00:49:46,541 --> 00:49:49,831 is going to be horrible, but it will be over. 1023 00:49:49,916 --> 00:49:51,076 Thanks, Frank. 1024 00:49:51,458 --> 00:49:52,668 - Another thing. - Yeah? 1025 00:49:53,166 --> 00:49:57,286 Fuck as many people as you can right now. 1026 00:49:57,375 --> 00:49:59,575 Women, men. 1027 00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:02,809 - Take what I said seriously. - You might need help wrapping gauze. 1028 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:05,543 - It needs to stay tight. - Okay, I'm... I'm confused. 1029 00:50:05,625 --> 00:50:07,785 What... scene is the Invisible Man outfit for? 1030 00:50:07,875 --> 00:50:09,825 No, that's my Halloween costume. 1031 00:50:09,916 --> 00:50:12,456 And the Frankenstein is for Henry. 1032 00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:15,408 He's coming here this weekend. 1033 00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:17,328 We're going to trick or treat in the Slope. 1034 00:50:17,416 --> 00:50:19,706 I made it more James Whale than Kenneth Branagh. 1035 00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:21,541 - Perfect. - Can I talk to you? 1036 00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:23,960 Yeah, over... 1037 00:50:24,625 --> 00:50:26,995 I've typed up the blocking from the last two rehearsals, 1038 00:50:27,083 --> 00:50:30,883 and here are the director notes from that Danish production from the '70s. 1039 00:50:31,958 --> 00:50:32,878 Where'd you find it? 1040 00:50:32,958 --> 00:50:35,538 - The library, duh. - Ha! 1041 00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:37,075 Can I come over tonight? 1042 00:50:38,416 --> 00:50:40,326 Mary Ann, it's too hard now. 1043 00:50:40,416 --> 00:50:42,496 I just can't be with anyone right now. 1044 00:50:42,583 --> 00:50:45,503 But we did it when you were married and we shouldn't have done it. 1045 00:50:45,583 --> 00:50:47,851 And now that you're not married, shouldn't we be doing it? 1046 00:50:47,875 --> 00:50:50,915 I'm not not married yet. 1047 00:50:51,375 --> 00:50:53,125 You're torturing yourself. 1048 00:50:53,375 --> 00:50:55,285 Just make sure everything doesn't go to hell. 1049 00:50:56,541 --> 00:50:58,541 - I'm relying on you, okay? - Fine. 1050 00:50:58,625 --> 00:51:01,205 - Thanks. - I wish you'd accept generosity better. 1051 00:51:01,291 --> 00:51:02,541 Uh, hold on. Let me... 1052 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,920 - Hello? - Is this Charlie Barber? 1053 00:51:05,416 --> 00:51:06,246 Yes. 1054 00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:08,133 Hi, this is Nora Fanshaw. 1055 00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:10,078 I represent your wife, Nicole Barber. 1056 00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:12,246 - Hi. - Do you have an attorney yet? 1057 00:51:12,333 --> 00:51:13,173 No. 1058 00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:15,809 Okay, then it's okay for me to talk to you directly, okay? 1059 00:51:15,833 --> 00:51:16,833 Okay. 1060 00:51:17,166 --> 00:51:20,326 I'm calling because we haven't received your response to our filing. 1061 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:23,880 Yeah, I've been rehearsing this play and flying back and forth to LA. 1062 00:51:23,958 --> 00:51:26,038 You're going to need to file your response. 1063 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,750 - Nicole said there was no rush. - It's been more than 30 days 1064 00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:31,833 since you were served. 1065 00:51:31,916 --> 00:51:33,756 By law, you're meant to respond within 30 days. 1066 00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:35,271 I didn't like the first lawyer I met. 1067 00:51:35,333 --> 00:51:37,851 It says that very clearly on the document you were given. 1068 00:51:37,875 --> 00:51:38,745 Did you read it? 1069 00:51:38,833 --> 00:51:40,593 Yeah, but I thought that's just what it says. 1070 00:51:40,666 --> 00:51:42,416 We weren't even going to do it with lawyers. 1071 00:51:43,416 --> 00:51:45,666 Charlie, I think I shouldn't tuck in my shirt. 1072 00:51:45,750 --> 00:51:48,726 - Nicole said I could take my time. - And we've let you take your time. 1073 00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:51,934 - It comes out during the love scene. - Could you hold a second? What love scene? 1074 00:51:51,958 --> 00:51:53,288 When I hug Beth. 1075 00:51:53,416 --> 00:51:54,416 You don't hug Beth. 1076 00:51:54,458 --> 00:51:56,788 I think it's something we should explore. 1077 00:51:56,875 --> 00:51:59,745 Can't you just tuck it in tighter or get Donna to safety pin it? 1078 00:51:59,833 --> 00:52:01,713 I also have a kind of a thing 1079 00:52:01,791 --> 00:52:04,131 - about, uh, tucking things in. - Charlie? 1080 00:52:04,416 --> 00:52:05,746 If you don't file your response, 1081 00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:08,313 we're going to file a request for default judgment against you. 1082 00:52:08,666 --> 00:52:11,206 insecurities about my figure. 1083 00:52:11,291 --> 00:52:12,501 - Charlie? - Yes, sorry. 1084 00:52:12,583 --> 00:52:14,753 Default judgment, what does that mean? Don't hug Beth. 1085 00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:16,934 We'll be able to lay claim to whatever we want. 1086 00:52:16,958 --> 00:52:18,828 W-What do you mean, whatever you want of what? 1087 00:52:18,916 --> 00:52:21,326 Your apartment, your things, everything you own. 1088 00:52:21,416 --> 00:52:22,246 We... 1089 00:52:22,333 --> 00:52:25,173 She and I already discussed this. We don't own that much stuff. 1090 00:52:25,250 --> 00:52:26,970 She can have pretty much whatever she wants. 1091 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,101 And it means we'll set the number for child support at its highest level 1092 00:52:30,125 --> 00:52:31,995 and claim full custody of your child. 1093 00:52:34,083 --> 00:52:35,083 Full custody? 1094 00:52:36,833 --> 00:52:39,463 - I mean, that's not even... - This is what the law says. 1095 00:52:40,416 --> 00:52:43,206 Nicole's not going to do that. I mean, she won't. 1096 00:52:43,541 --> 00:52:45,291 No, Charlie, I represent Nicole, 1097 00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:47,665 and she's aware of everything I'm saying to you. 1098 00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:49,070 I just spoke to her this morning. 1099 00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:52,325 Well, I spoke to her five minutes before I got on the call. 1100 00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:56,750 Okay, so what do I do? 1101 00:52:56,833 --> 00:52:59,133 You need to get a lawyer and respond immediately. 1102 00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:02,578 Nicole wants to do this amicably, but you're leaving us no other option. 1103 00:53:02,666 --> 00:53:04,416 I'll get a lawyer. Can I get a lawyer here? 1104 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:06,460 - I don't know where "here" is. - New York. 1105 00:53:06,541 --> 00:53:08,881 Ah! That's what all that honking is? 1106 00:53:09,583 --> 00:53:11,623 No, you'll have to come to LA and meet people in LA. 1107 00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:12,666 I'm rehearsing a... 1108 00:53:12,708 --> 00:53:16,038 If you don't respond in Los Angeles by Friday, you'll leave us no choice. 1109 00:53:16,125 --> 00:53:17,745 Wh... Which line? 1110 00:53:18,416 --> 00:53:21,126 I have to take this. Can you hold on a second, Charlie? 1111 00:53:47,916 --> 00:53:51,036 Me and Mommy are in the middle of a super secret treasure hunt. 1112 00:53:52,041 --> 00:53:54,581 - I thought the plane landed at nine. - What are you wearing? 1113 00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:55,666 Sock pants. 1114 00:53:55,833 --> 00:53:57,423 It did. What are sock pants? 1115 00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:59,420 He doesn't like to feel the breeze on his legs. 1116 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:00,330 He dressed himself. 1117 00:54:00,416 --> 00:54:02,767 - There are long pants. Can I talk to you? - It's almost noon. 1118 00:54:02,791 --> 00:54:04,671 There was traffic. We've got to get going. 1119 00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:07,434 - Why don't we ever do a treasure hunt? - Henry, can you wait a minute? 1120 00:54:07,458 --> 00:54:08,708 No talking alone. 1121 00:54:08,791 --> 00:54:11,001 Just one bit of talking alone, then I'll be right there. 1122 00:54:11,541 --> 00:54:12,831 I got a call from your lawyer. 1123 00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:15,416 She said you'd take everything and... 1124 00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:18,500 custody and everything if I didn't respond. 1125 00:54:18,583 --> 00:54:20,423 It's better if we just let the lawyers do this. 1126 00:54:20,458 --> 00:54:22,578 Yeah, but she's saying things I don't think you mean. 1127 00:54:22,666 --> 00:54:24,326 Henry, we need to get going. 1128 00:54:24,416 --> 00:54:25,876 I don't want to go now. 1129 00:54:25,958 --> 00:54:28,309 - Have you gotten a lawyer yet? - That's what I'm here to do. 1130 00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:29,883 Come on, Henry. I'm in a rush. 1131 00:54:29,958 --> 00:54:31,128 I have three more clues. 1132 00:54:31,208 --> 00:54:33,809 Why did you start a treasure hunt or whatever so close to my arrival? 1133 00:54:33,833 --> 00:54:35,923 - Cool - You were late. We were killing time. 1134 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,380 Honey, come. We're going to finish the treasure hunt later. 1135 00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:40,038 - I'm going to be rich! - Okay. 1136 00:54:40,125 --> 00:54:42,351 You're going to go with your daddy, it's going to be fun. 1137 00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:45,625 And I've got a present for you when you get back as a reward. 1138 00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:47,700 He's not going to the dentist. 1139 00:54:47,750 --> 00:54:49,710 - I'm trying to help. - I'm staying here. 1140 00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:50,791 Come on. 1141 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:55,625 Henry? 1142 00:55:01,083 --> 00:55:03,583 - Got the booster? - I have a booster. 1143 00:55:05,375 --> 00:55:06,995 Oh, wait, no, it's not in. 1144 00:55:07,375 --> 00:55:08,375 What's not in? 1145 00:55:08,708 --> 00:55:10,708 The seat's not connected. 1146 00:55:13,833 --> 00:55:15,503 I asked the rental company to install it. 1147 00:55:15,583 --> 00:55:18,333 Yeah, I think they can't for liability reasons. 1148 00:55:18,583 --> 00:55:20,809 - Do you know how these things... - Let me just... If you... 1149 00:55:20,833 --> 00:55:23,543 - There should be a clip to clip onto. - ... dig... 1150 00:55:28,291 --> 00:55:29,831 Ow! Fuck! 1151 00:55:29,916 --> 00:55:31,706 - Why "fuck?" - Something sharp. 1152 00:55:31,791 --> 00:55:33,171 - Can't I stay with Mom? - No. 1153 00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:34,290 Why not? 1154 00:55:34,375 --> 00:55:36,375 It's my time with you. I just flew 3,000 miles. 1155 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:37,328 I don't want to. 1156 00:55:37,416 --> 00:55:38,916 Henry, get in the fucking car! 1157 00:55:41,083 --> 00:55:43,333 I'm sorry, but Jesus, get in the fucking car. 1158 00:55:48,416 --> 00:55:50,576 How do you spell Lego Bionicles? 1159 00:55:50,666 --> 00:55:53,036 That's two words. What does Lego start with? 1160 00:55:53,125 --> 00:55:54,165 Just tell me. 1161 00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:55,559 - Don't you want to learn it? - No. 1162 00:55:55,583 --> 00:55:56,963 - It's on the box, anyway. - L... 1163 00:55:57,041 --> 00:55:58,041 Then what? 1164 00:55:58,208 --> 00:56:00,998 E... You know, everyone at the theater says hi. 1165 00:56:01,083 --> 00:56:02,003 Hi. 1166 00:56:02,083 --> 00:56:02,963 Then what? 1167 00:56:03,041 --> 00:56:04,581 A "g-g-g" sound. 1168 00:56:04,666 --> 00:56:06,626 - Are you excited for Halloween? - J? 1169 00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:07,538 G. 1170 00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:09,285 - Then what? - And an "O" sound. 1171 00:56:09,375 --> 00:56:11,495 - O? - Are you excited for Halloween? 1172 00:56:11,583 --> 00:56:12,503 Yeah. 1173 00:56:12,583 --> 00:56:14,083 I brought both our costumes. 1174 00:56:14,166 --> 00:56:16,456 I'm going as a store-bought ninja. 1175 00:56:16,541 --> 00:56:18,671 But we agreed. I had Donna make you a Frankenstein. 1176 00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:20,920 I don't want to be a Frankenstein anymore. 1177 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,000 Are you sure? 1178 00:56:23,666 --> 00:56:24,706 Maybe just look at it. 1179 00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:27,880 It's awesome. We'll be Frankenstein and the Invisible Man. 1180 00:56:27,958 --> 00:56:29,958 Mom bought me a ninja costume, 1181 00:56:30,166 --> 00:56:32,746 which is better because it costs more. 1182 00:56:32,833 --> 00:56:34,423 Technically, the Frankenstein cost more 1183 00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:36,630 when you factor in Donna's time and the materials. 1184 00:56:36,708 --> 00:56:38,958 The cousins are also going to be ninjas. 1185 00:56:39,041 --> 00:56:40,881 But Henry, we went through all this trouble. 1186 00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:45,540 Okay. 1187 00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:46,625 Whatever you want. 1188 00:56:51,166 --> 00:56:53,876 Please take the ticket. 1189 00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,892 - Dad, you're too far. - I know. 1190 00:56:59,916 --> 00:57:02,576 Please take the ticket. 1191 00:57:09,291 --> 00:57:11,581 So, I'm not comfortable leaving the bags in the car 1192 00:57:11,666 --> 00:57:13,851 where I've given the key to someone I don't really know. 1193 00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:14,875 I've been here. 1194 00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:18,455 It's an office building, so you've been to places like this before. 1195 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,580 I remember those fish. 1196 00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:23,128 A lot of fish look the same. 1197 00:57:23,708 --> 00:57:24,708 Can I help you? 1198 00:57:24,750 --> 00:57:27,250 I'm Charlie Barber. I have a 1:30 with Dan Cohen. 1199 00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:29,083 Oh, hi. Where's your little man? 1200 00:57:29,166 --> 00:57:32,326 I don't have it this time. I keep my skeletons at my mom's. 1201 00:57:32,708 --> 00:57:33,708 Okay. 1202 00:57:35,041 --> 00:57:36,041 Oh, okay. 1203 00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:38,170 I'm sorry. We tried to reach you. 1204 00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:40,040 Mr. Cohen wanted me to apologize. 1205 00:57:40,125 --> 00:57:43,285 He can't see you because apparently your wife already met with him 1206 00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:45,625 on the 7th of August about representation. 1207 00:57:46,291 --> 00:57:47,791 B-But she hired somebody else. 1208 00:57:47,875 --> 00:57:50,205 - Uh... Nora... - Fanshaw? 1209 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:53,020 But unfortunately, because she consulted with Mr. Cohen already, 1210 00:57:53,083 --> 00:57:55,083 he's legally barred from representing you. 1211 00:57:55,791 --> 00:57:56,631 Oh. 1212 00:57:56,708 --> 00:57:58,348 - Should we feed the fish? - Yeah. 1213 00:57:58,958 --> 00:58:01,378 - It happens all the time. - Really? 1214 00:58:01,458 --> 00:58:03,748 If you have a ticket, I can validate your parking. 1215 00:58:04,291 --> 00:58:05,291 Oh. 1216 00:58:05,375 --> 00:58:08,434 You know, it's common that people meet with as many lawyers as possible 1217 00:58:08,458 --> 00:58:10,378 so that their spouse has limited options. 1218 00:58:10,458 --> 00:58:12,498 Oh, I don't think she would've done it deliberately. 1219 00:58:12,541 --> 00:58:13,921 You'd be surprised. 1220 00:58:14,166 --> 00:58:16,706 Can all of them, like, breathe out of the water? 1221 00:58:18,416 --> 00:58:20,496 Did you go to a lot of offices with your mom? 1222 00:58:20,583 --> 00:58:21,713 Not so many. 1223 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:24,333 Like 11. 1224 00:58:24,708 --> 00:58:27,248 I don't think anyone would have stealed the bags, Daddy. 1225 00:58:27,333 --> 00:58:28,503 I need somebody today. 1226 00:58:28,583 --> 00:58:31,293 If I don't respond by tomorrow, she said I could lose custody. 1227 00:58:31,375 --> 00:58:34,267 I didn't know who else to call. There's got to be someone she didn't meet. 1228 00:58:34,291 --> 00:58:35,421 I have a name for you. 1229 00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:38,328 Bert Spitz. 1230 00:58:38,875 --> 00:58:42,165 He was the entertainment lawyer at Roberto's agency. 1231 00:58:42,625 --> 00:58:43,455 Great. 1232 00:58:43,541 --> 00:58:47,001 But then he kind of got pushed into retirement a few years ago, 1233 00:58:47,291 --> 00:58:49,081 and he went into family law. 1234 00:58:49,166 --> 00:58:50,996 - I called him. - Thank you, G-ma. 1235 00:58:51,083 --> 00:58:53,753 - He can see you today at three. - Aw, shit. 1236 00:58:54,416 --> 00:58:56,956 We never had this conversation, Charlie-bird. 1237 00:58:57,041 --> 00:58:58,392 You got it. I love you. 1238 00:58:58,416 --> 00:58:59,416 - Aw. - Dad! 1239 00:58:59,458 --> 00:59:02,038 - I need a new burger. - Why? 1240 00:59:02,125 --> 00:59:06,415 Because you made us carry your bags into the restaurant, I dropped it. 1241 00:59:07,916 --> 00:59:10,286 That's fine. I'll give you mine. Get in the car. 1242 00:59:10,375 --> 00:59:13,325 Why did you bring me today if you couldn't hang out with me? 1243 00:59:13,416 --> 00:59:15,326 Because I've been away and want to see you. 1244 00:59:16,083 --> 00:59:19,383 Jamie Tuber has a little sister 1245 00:59:19,458 --> 00:59:21,958 named, um, Lily Tuber. 1246 00:59:22,041 --> 00:59:24,331 - Yeah. - And Lily Tuber is really bossy. 1247 00:59:24,416 --> 00:59:25,416 Uh-huh. 1248 00:59:26,583 --> 00:59:30,333 Getting divorced with a kid can be one of the hardest things you'll ever do. 1249 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,880 It's like a death without a body. 1250 00:59:36,041 --> 00:59:39,331 I know personally. I've been there four different times. 1251 00:59:39,416 --> 00:59:41,036 You've been divorced four times? 1252 00:59:41,125 --> 00:59:42,245 Married four times. 1253 00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:43,826 Three divorces. 1254 00:59:44,875 --> 00:59:47,205 This last one will stick, God willing. 1255 00:59:47,291 --> 00:59:49,671 That's why I graduated into family law, 1256 00:59:49,958 --> 00:59:52,208 to help people survive this painful time. 1257 00:59:53,958 --> 00:59:55,168 Here's how I see it. 1258 00:59:56,583 --> 00:59:59,543 If we get bogged down in "who did this," and "who did that," 1259 00:59:59,625 --> 01:00:01,305 and "I don't want to pay the two dollars," 1260 01:00:01,333 --> 01:00:04,003 it'll just cost you more money and time and... 1261 01:00:05,041 --> 01:00:06,131 emotional stress, 1262 01:00:06,208 --> 01:00:08,628 and you'll probably end up with the same result anyway. 1263 01:00:08,708 --> 01:00:09,708 Right. 1264 01:00:09,958 --> 01:00:12,828 I mean, I agree with that philosophy. She does too, I'm sure. 1265 01:00:12,916 --> 01:00:15,996 And I always go with the truth, no matter where that takes us. 1266 01:00:16,333 --> 01:00:18,453 You know, most people in my business make up the truth 1267 01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:20,020 so they can get where they need to go. 1268 01:00:20,541 --> 01:00:22,671 You're just transactions to them. 1269 01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:24,630 I-I like to think of you as people. 1270 01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:26,498 Oh, okay, good. 1271 01:00:26,583 --> 01:00:28,043 And not just you, her too. 1272 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:28,955 Yes. 1273 01:00:29,041 --> 01:00:31,171 You know, this can be a really ugly process. 1274 01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:33,920 But I also believe it doesn't have to be terrible. 1275 01:00:34,208 --> 01:00:35,578 I'm glad to hear you say that. 1276 01:00:36,125 --> 01:00:37,125 Um... 1277 01:00:37,708 --> 01:00:40,078 I'd love to keep expenses down as much as possible. 1278 01:00:40,166 --> 01:00:41,166 Of course you do. 1279 01:00:41,750 --> 01:00:45,750 I charge 450 an hour and I need a $10,000 retainer to start. 1280 01:00:46,750 --> 01:00:49,460 I'll see if I can get an advance on the Broadway transfer. 1281 01:00:49,541 --> 01:00:52,291 And keep in mind, you'll have to pay for her lawyer. 1282 01:00:52,375 --> 01:00:53,825 Oh. I didn't... 1283 01:00:56,375 --> 01:00:58,285 - What? - Well, at least part of her. 1284 01:00:58,375 --> 01:00:59,955 It doesn't make sense, does it? 1285 01:01:00,333 --> 01:01:03,383 I mean, you're doing this because you love your kid. 1286 01:01:04,041 --> 01:01:07,331 And in doing so, you're draining money from your kid's education. 1287 01:01:07,416 --> 01:01:09,376 - It seems ridiculous. - Oh, it is. 1288 01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:10,791 It is, boy. 1289 01:01:12,375 --> 01:01:14,165 We'll have to respond right away. 1290 01:01:15,791 --> 01:01:17,461 Your son goes to school out here? 1291 01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:19,791 Yeah, temporarily. We agreed. 1292 01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:22,830 Her pilot went to series and I wanted to accommodate her, 1293 01:01:22,916 --> 01:01:25,036 as she's often felt we do things on my terms. 1294 01:01:25,125 --> 01:01:27,375 Be a better husband in divorce. 1295 01:01:27,708 --> 01:01:30,378 I guess something like that, but we live in New York. 1296 01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:33,380 Well, with your kid going to school out here, 1297 01:01:33,458 --> 01:01:34,918 the court may see it differently. 1298 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,040 Will we go to court? 1299 01:01:36,125 --> 01:01:38,125 No, no, we don't want to go to court. 1300 01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:40,290 The courts in California are a disaster. 1301 01:01:40,375 --> 01:01:42,415 No, that's just how we have to think about it. 1302 01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:44,666 I'm not sure these are my glasses. 1303 01:01:45,041 --> 01:01:46,751 Where are you living while you're here? 1304 01:01:46,833 --> 01:01:48,133 I'm in a hotel right now. 1305 01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:49,418 No, a hotel doesn't look good. 1306 01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:50,960 - To who? - The court. 1307 01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:52,961 You just said we weren't going to go to court. 1308 01:01:53,041 --> 01:01:54,321 No, of course, of course. 1309 01:01:54,375 --> 01:01:56,875 We have to prepare to go to court, hoping we don't go to court. 1310 01:01:56,958 --> 01:01:57,958 Okay. 1311 01:01:58,291 --> 01:01:59,751 You should get a place in LA. 1312 01:02:00,291 --> 01:02:02,921 And get a place near her. It looks better for custody reasons. 1313 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,290 She's in West Hollywood. That'll be expensive. 1314 01:02:05,375 --> 01:02:07,285 I-I guess I could rent our New York apartment. 1315 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:08,375 Don't rent it. 1316 01:02:08,708 --> 01:02:10,958 You have to continue to prove New York residence. 1317 01:02:11,041 --> 01:02:13,171 And of course, if you have a place in LA, 1318 01:02:13,250 --> 01:02:15,630 it's hard to show you all live in New York, isn't it? 1319 01:02:15,708 --> 01:02:16,708 So... 1320 01:02:17,625 --> 01:02:18,745 what do I do? 1321 01:02:18,875 --> 01:02:22,205 I recommend you spend as much time as you can with your son. 1322 01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:25,075 Many people fight for that time, 1323 01:02:25,166 --> 01:02:26,576 then they don't even use it. 1324 01:02:27,125 --> 01:02:28,325 They just want to win. 1325 01:02:28,583 --> 01:02:31,133 This shouldn't be that complicated, right? 1326 01:02:31,208 --> 01:02:32,828 I mean, we're a New York family. 1327 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,583 I think it's all pretty straightforward. Right? 1328 01:02:35,666 --> 01:02:37,706 I hope so, yes. 1329 01:02:38,625 --> 01:02:40,075 I see no reason... 1330 01:02:40,833 --> 01:02:42,963 You both love your child. 1331 01:02:43,958 --> 01:02:45,128 You respect each other. 1332 01:02:45,458 --> 01:02:47,628 Why this shouldn't be relatively pain-free. 1333 01:02:47,708 --> 01:02:48,788 Right. 1334 01:02:48,875 --> 01:02:50,785 I think you have my glasses. 1335 01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:54,460 That makes sense. 1336 01:02:55,458 --> 01:02:58,168 - What have you been doing? - Reading this magazine. 1337 01:02:58,250 --> 01:03:00,210 You were reading California Lawyer? 1338 01:03:00,291 --> 01:03:01,131 Yeah. 1339 01:03:01,208 --> 01:03:03,878 Okay, I'm almost done. 1340 01:03:04,291 --> 01:03:06,381 I wouldn't expect too much from that cat. 1341 01:03:08,541 --> 01:03:11,171 - What kind of pet do you want? - I don't know... 1342 01:03:11,250 --> 01:03:14,000 I want you to know that eventually this will all be over, 1343 01:03:14,083 --> 01:03:15,883 and whatever we win or lose... 1344 01:03:16,458 --> 01:03:19,378 it'll be the two of you having to figure this out together. 1345 01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:21,083 Thank you. 1346 01:03:21,250 --> 01:03:25,000 You're the first person in this process who's spoken to me like a human. 1347 01:03:30,083 --> 01:03:32,633 You remind me of myself on my second marriage. 1348 01:03:36,666 --> 01:03:38,626 Come! Come! Come! Come! Oh! 1349 01:03:38,708 --> 01:03:40,288 You have fun with Daddy? 1350 01:03:40,375 --> 01:03:42,495 - We drove around to offices. - Oh. 1351 01:03:42,583 --> 01:03:45,423 Do you want to see your ninja costume? It's on G-ma's bed. 1352 01:03:45,500 --> 01:03:46,750 - Yeah! - Yeah. 1353 01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:51,535 You know, I had Donna build him this whole Frankenstein thing 1354 01:03:51,625 --> 01:03:53,125 with the plugs and... 1355 01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:55,648 Yeah, well, the cousins are ninjas, so he wanted to do that... 1356 01:03:55,708 --> 01:03:57,538 But he and I had decided together. 1357 01:03:57,625 --> 01:03:59,305 Oh, well, I can't make him be Frankenstein. 1358 01:03:59,375 --> 01:04:01,809 I'm not asking you to, but maybe you can help me out a little. 1359 01:04:01,833 --> 01:04:04,833 I'll leave the Frankenstein here, maybe you can nudge him in that direction. 1360 01:04:05,250 --> 01:04:06,250 I'll try. 1361 01:04:07,708 --> 01:04:08,708 What's the... 1362 01:04:09,791 --> 01:04:11,791 Did you dye your hair again? Is that for your show? 1363 01:04:12,291 --> 01:04:14,921 No, this is me. It was this way when I saw you before. 1364 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,790 I know, but I didn't say anything then. 1365 01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:19,128 You don't like it? 1366 01:04:19,208 --> 01:04:22,498 No, I guess it's fine. Is it shorter? I prefer longer but... 1367 01:04:25,333 --> 01:04:27,543 Oh, sorry, it's just absurd. 1368 01:04:28,166 --> 01:04:29,246 Is everything okay? 1369 01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:30,963 Yeah. Why? 1370 01:04:31,458 --> 01:04:33,998 You seem, I don't know, like something is... 1371 01:04:34,083 --> 01:04:35,213 Everything's fine. 1372 01:04:37,208 --> 01:04:38,918 Okay, I'm going to check in at the hotel, 1373 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,960 but I should be able to get to you guys by 5:00, 5:30... 1374 01:04:42,041 --> 01:04:44,501 We're going to Cassie's in Pasadena 1375 01:04:44,583 --> 01:04:46,293 and trick-or-treating with the cousins. 1376 01:04:46,375 --> 01:04:47,535 Cassie lives in Pasadena now? 1377 01:04:47,625 --> 01:04:49,875 Yes. She and Sam moved there a couple months ago. 1378 01:04:49,958 --> 01:04:51,358 Okay, I don't really know Pasadena. 1379 01:04:51,416 --> 01:04:54,392 - I'll figure it out. What's the address? - My mom is looking forward to it... 1380 01:04:54,416 --> 01:04:56,416 - I'll text Sam. - ... and Cassie and Sam are mad. 1381 01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:57,830 - Mad at who? - You. 1382 01:04:57,916 --> 01:05:00,076 - Cassie and Sam? - You can understand that. 1383 01:05:00,166 --> 01:05:02,376 So, I think we should probably do separate Halloweens. 1384 01:05:02,458 --> 01:05:04,978 But if you're okay with it, then shouldn't they be okay with it? 1385 01:05:05,041 --> 01:05:07,351 - Let's do it this way this time. - Do you not want me there? 1386 01:05:07,375 --> 01:05:08,245 I'm fine with it. 1387 01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:10,293 - Okay. - It'll be nice for him. 1388 01:05:10,375 --> 01:05:11,705 He'll have two Halloweens. 1389 01:05:12,625 --> 01:05:15,995 What am I going to do with him for second Halloween? Walk around Sunset Boulevard? 1390 01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:19,793 Maybe the hotel has something. Or you can drive to a different neighborhood. 1391 01:05:23,416 --> 01:05:26,326 The sun sets forever. 1392 01:05:27,583 --> 01:05:30,503 There shall never be another dawn. 1393 01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:32,625 No! 1394 01:05:34,208 --> 01:05:35,998 Lady... 1395 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:39,500 I require the solace of the shadows... 1396 01:05:40,541 --> 01:05:41,881 and the dark! 1397 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:04,330 Okay, ready for Halloween? 1398 01:06:05,083 --> 01:06:06,793 - Hi. - Wow, elaborate. 1399 01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:09,809 Sweetheart, don't forget to wear your jacket. It's getting colder. 1400 01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:11,976 - This is a nice house. - Ready to go back out? 1401 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,476 - He has to pee. - No, I don't. 1402 01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:14,500 He does. 1403 01:06:14,750 --> 01:06:16,960 Uh, some of his men are in here and also Bear-Bear. 1404 01:06:17,041 --> 01:06:19,184 You can keep that Bear-Bear, because I got another one. 1405 01:06:19,208 --> 01:06:20,888 Does he know that there are two Bear-Bears? 1406 01:06:20,916 --> 01:06:23,416 - It was his idea. - David Bowie, right? Station to Station? 1407 01:06:24,041 --> 01:06:25,041 Let's Dance. 1408 01:06:25,625 --> 01:06:28,325 Henry, have a great Halloween with Daddy, okay? 1409 01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:31,250 Have fun. 1410 01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:36,380 Go pee and then we're going back out. 1411 01:06:36,791 --> 01:06:38,351 I'm too tired. 1412 01:06:38,375 --> 01:06:40,915 Go pee, and then we're going to go drive to Halloween. 1413 01:06:41,333 --> 01:06:43,173 This block looks promising. 1414 01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:45,288 I wish Halloween was over. 1415 01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:46,785 Well, it isn't. 1416 01:06:47,125 --> 01:06:49,455 If we were in New York, we could be walking. 1417 01:06:49,666 --> 01:06:52,666 But I like that we're sitting right now. I like to sit. 1418 01:06:53,125 --> 01:06:56,495 That's true, Los Angeles does have sitting going for it. 1419 01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:59,455 I think that's why I like Los Angeles better. 1420 01:06:59,541 --> 01:07:00,631 Because you get to sit? 1421 01:07:00,708 --> 01:07:02,828 No, because I like my friends here better. 1422 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:04,130 That's not true. 1423 01:07:04,833 --> 01:07:07,253 What about Horatio and Poppy? 1424 01:07:07,333 --> 01:07:09,333 Horatio doesn't like me anymore. 1425 01:07:09,791 --> 01:07:11,131 And I don't like Poppy. 1426 01:07:11,583 --> 01:07:12,963 Here, I have Axel. 1427 01:07:13,041 --> 01:07:15,791 Axel's hilarious. I think you'd like him, Dad. 1428 01:07:16,791 --> 01:07:18,171 And my family's here. 1429 01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:20,375 Besides you. 1430 01:07:48,416 --> 01:07:49,536 Everyone's asleep. 1431 01:08:41,041 --> 01:08:42,041 I need to pee! 1432 01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:50,170 Who gave you a lighter? 1433 01:08:53,416 --> 01:08:54,416 Lift the seat. 1434 01:09:00,666 --> 01:09:02,746 I'm going to have to go back to New York on Monday. 1435 01:09:03,250 --> 01:09:04,290 Did you flush? 1436 01:09:11,083 --> 01:09:12,083 Wash your hands. 1437 01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:15,290 Will you play with me? 1438 01:09:16,291 --> 01:09:17,791 I'm tired, honey. 1439 01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:32,246 Did you hear me? I have to go back to New York. 1440 01:09:32,333 --> 01:09:34,463 Ah, watch out! Whoosh! I'm falling! 1441 01:09:36,958 --> 01:09:39,788 You didn't catch me. 1442 01:09:42,708 --> 01:09:43,708 Okay? 1443 01:09:44,541 --> 01:09:45,791 Why aren't you here more? 1444 01:09:47,375 --> 01:09:49,325 I have to work. 1445 01:09:49,666 --> 01:09:51,666 You know my play is opening on Broadway. 1446 01:09:52,375 --> 01:09:54,325 Is it because you don't want to be near Mom? 1447 01:09:54,416 --> 01:09:56,496 No. You know, like we talked about, 1448 01:09:56,583 --> 01:09:59,133 we both decided not to be together no matter where we are, 1449 01:09:59,208 --> 01:10:00,828 but we both want to be with you. 1450 01:10:01,666 --> 01:10:04,036 But you're not near me if you're in New York. 1451 01:10:04,583 --> 01:10:06,423 Well, we all still live in New York. 1452 01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:08,923 Yeah, but I go to school here. 1453 01:10:09,583 --> 01:10:10,633 Just for right now. 1454 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,921 Like that time we were in Copenhagen for my play. 1455 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,420 Remember all those kids in buckets? 1456 01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:17,670 I like my school here, 1457 01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:20,290 and Mom says we could stay here if we want. 1458 01:10:22,208 --> 01:10:23,208 What do you mean? 1459 01:10:25,250 --> 01:10:26,250 She said that? 1460 01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:27,500 Yeah. 1461 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,170 Vroom. 1462 01:10:37,208 --> 01:10:38,208 Aah! 1463 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,540 - Hello? - Are you moving out here? 1464 01:10:58,625 --> 01:11:01,392 - Did you find a lawyer? - Yes. Henry says you're moving here. 1465 01:11:01,416 --> 01:11:02,666 Have your lawyer call Nora. 1466 01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:04,080 I want to talk about it as us. 1467 01:11:04,166 --> 01:11:05,166 Who the fuck is "us"? 1468 01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:07,330 Let's just get in a room, you and me. 1469 01:11:07,416 --> 01:11:08,956 That's what we always said we'd do. 1470 01:11:09,041 --> 01:11:11,434 - My lawyers wouldn't let me sign anything. - It's our divorce. 1471 01:11:11,458 --> 01:11:13,668 They say I could later sue them for malpractice. 1472 01:11:14,666 --> 01:11:15,996 What am I walking into? 1473 01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:17,463 What are you walking into? 1474 01:11:17,541 --> 01:11:19,171 Yes, what the fuck is going on? 1475 01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:22,880 I read your fucking emails, Charlie! I read them all. 1476 01:11:23,416 --> 01:11:25,056 - When? - I don't know, recently. 1477 01:11:25,125 --> 01:11:26,684 - Shit. - You're a fucking liar. 1478 01:11:26,708 --> 01:11:29,378 - You fucked Mary Ann! - It was after I was sleeping on the couch. 1479 01:11:29,458 --> 01:11:31,128 All this bullshit about working on us. 1480 01:11:31,208 --> 01:11:33,078 You know what? I have been working. 1481 01:11:33,166 --> 01:11:34,826 I've been doing the work alone. 1482 01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:36,246 How did you read my emails? 1483 01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:38,713 I hacked into your account, you dumb fuck! 1484 01:11:38,791 --> 01:11:39,921 I think that's illegal! 1485 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,580 Don't give me this shit about being surprised about LA. 1486 01:11:42,666 --> 01:11:44,326 Surprise! I have my own opinions. 1487 01:11:44,416 --> 01:11:46,576 How do you even know how to do something like that? 1488 01:11:46,666 --> 01:11:48,626 Surprise! I want things that aren't what you want, 1489 01:11:48,666 --> 01:11:50,586 because, surprise, you were fucking another lady. 1490 01:11:50,625 --> 01:11:53,745 It was one time! I think you're conflating two different things. 1491 01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:55,463 Mary Ann has nothing to do with LA. 1492 01:11:55,541 --> 01:11:57,131 I am conflating, motherfucker! 1493 01:11:57,208 --> 01:11:58,668 You watch me conflate! 1494 01:12:02,916 --> 01:12:04,496 Did you just stamp your foot? 1495 01:12:04,958 --> 01:12:07,748 I don't think I've ever done that before. I'm just so angry. 1496 01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:13,003 - You look like you needed one. - Yes, I do, thanks. 1497 01:12:14,041 --> 01:12:17,041 You know, the Japanese are making really interesting tequila right now. 1498 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:19,000 That's exciting, I guess. 1499 01:12:20,250 --> 01:12:22,880 - What are you so angry about? - My fucking ex-husband. 1500 01:12:23,416 --> 01:12:26,746 I spent all this time feeling guilty, and he's so self-absorbed. 1501 01:12:26,833 --> 01:12:27,833 It's pointless. 1502 01:12:28,291 --> 01:12:30,171 It's a game I'm playing with myself. 1503 01:12:31,333 --> 01:12:34,383 Oh, hey, Pablo. Uh, we met at... 1504 01:12:34,458 --> 01:12:36,498 - You held the bounce board. - The flirty grip. 1505 01:12:40,166 --> 01:12:42,536 - Here's what I want you to only do, okay? - What? 1506 01:12:42,708 --> 01:12:44,878 - I want you to finger me. - What? 1507 01:12:44,958 --> 01:12:46,828 - Just finger me. - Okay. 1508 01:12:46,916 --> 01:12:49,746 That's all we're going to do, just fingering. Okay? 1509 01:12:50,375 --> 01:12:52,125 I'm changing my whole fucking life. 1510 01:12:58,208 --> 01:13:01,788 Nicole and Charlie's son, Henry, was born here in Los Angeles. 1511 01:13:01,875 --> 01:13:05,035 He currently attends Laurel Elementary in Laurel Canyon, 1512 01:13:05,125 --> 01:13:06,955 and Nicole works in Hollywood 1513 01:13:07,041 --> 01:13:09,631 while also maintaining a full schedule as a mother 1514 01:13:10,041 --> 01:13:12,831 with classes of swim, art, 1515 01:13:12,916 --> 01:13:15,706 gym, and music, as well as play groups. 1516 01:13:16,666 --> 01:13:19,746 Nicole is Henry's primary custodial parent, 1517 01:13:19,833 --> 01:13:24,213 and to the extent that Charlie would like to exercise his custodial time, 1518 01:13:24,291 --> 01:13:27,581 he should be making efforts to visit Henry here in California. 1519 01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:29,456 Nora, you seem to be ignoring the fact 1520 01:13:29,541 --> 01:13:32,711 that they lived in New York for ten years. 1521 01:13:32,916 --> 01:13:36,246 My client worked in New York for several years, that's true. 1522 01:13:36,333 --> 01:13:38,633 But Nicole was born and bred right here in LA. 1523 01:13:39,166 --> 01:13:42,376 She and Charlie would come here most holidays and summers 1524 01:13:42,458 --> 01:13:43,748 to spend time with her family, 1525 01:13:43,833 --> 01:13:45,293 who all live in LA. 1526 01:13:45,791 --> 01:13:47,791 She and Charlie were married in LA. 1527 01:13:48,541 --> 01:13:49,861 Would you like to see the photos? 1528 01:13:49,916 --> 01:13:51,826 No, I don't need to see the photos. 1529 01:13:52,291 --> 01:13:54,421 Although I'm sure they both look beautiful. 1530 01:13:55,625 --> 01:13:57,665 It's my client's expectation 1531 01:13:57,916 --> 01:14:00,416 that after this TV show is completed, 1532 01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:02,460 the parties will move back to New York 1533 01:14:02,541 --> 01:14:04,331 where they currently keep an apartment. 1534 01:14:04,416 --> 01:14:07,536 And it's my understanding that Charlie promised Nicole 1535 01:14:07,625 --> 01:14:10,915 that they would spend more time in Los Angeles during the marriage. 1536 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,920 But because of his insistence that his work keep them in New York, 1537 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:17,880 Nicole ended up staying there much longer than she ever anticipated. 1538 01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:21,250 In fact, a few years ago, 1539 01:14:21,541 --> 01:14:24,921 Charlie was offered a residency at the Geffen Playhouse 1540 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,670 that would have taken his work and his family 1541 01:14:28,083 --> 01:14:30,083 to Los Angeles for a year. 1542 01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:32,543 And he, um... 1543 01:14:32,625 --> 01:14:33,665 turned it down. 1544 01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:36,208 Even though that was Nicole's desire. 1545 01:14:36,291 --> 01:14:40,421 He wanted to maintain consistency for his family and his child. 1546 01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:42,630 Was this the same consistency he wanted to maintain 1547 01:14:42,708 --> 01:14:46,168 when they went to Copenhagen for six months so he could direct a play? 1548 01:14:46,250 --> 01:14:49,330 Now, while I understand Charlie lives in New York... 1549 01:14:49,916 --> 01:14:53,706 and when it's convenient to his work schedule, he flies out to see his son... 1550 01:14:53,791 --> 01:14:56,251 He flies out here every chance he gets, at great expense. 1551 01:14:56,333 --> 01:14:58,543 I don't see any reason you can't be out here full time. 1552 01:14:58,625 --> 01:15:00,184 He makes his living in New York. 1553 01:15:00,208 --> 01:15:02,748 - Sorry, do we want to contemplate lunch? - Good idea. 1554 01:15:02,833 --> 01:15:04,833 I'll order now so it'll come when we're all hungry. 1555 01:15:04,916 --> 01:15:05,916 Yeah. Mm. 1556 01:15:05,958 --> 01:15:08,059 - Everyone good with Manny's? - I'd love Manny's. 1557 01:15:08,083 --> 01:15:09,083 Mm-hmm. 1558 01:15:09,125 --> 01:15:10,375 Have you had Manny's? 1559 01:15:11,166 --> 01:15:12,036 Oh, you'll love it. 1560 01:15:12,125 --> 01:15:14,745 Just really yummy sandwiches and salads. 1561 01:15:14,833 --> 01:15:16,333 I'll have the BLT. 1562 01:15:16,416 --> 01:15:17,416 Dad? 1563 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,000 Turkey. 1564 01:15:19,166 --> 01:15:20,496 I'll have the BLT. 1565 01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:22,575 - You'll have the kale? - Kale salad. 1566 01:15:31,833 --> 01:15:32,833 Uh... 1567 01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:41,630 I don't know, sorry. 1568 01:15:43,791 --> 01:15:45,291 Charlie will have, um... 1569 01:15:47,208 --> 01:15:48,208 the Greek salad, 1570 01:15:48,625 --> 01:15:51,375 but with lemon and olive oil instead of the Greek dressing. 1571 01:15:51,458 --> 01:15:52,288 Okay. 1572 01:15:52,375 --> 01:15:54,785 - I'll have the Chinese chicken salad. - Okay, sure. 1573 01:15:54,875 --> 01:15:55,875 Thank you. 1574 01:15:59,416 --> 01:16:02,416 Congratulations, Charlie, on your grant. Nicole told me. 1575 01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:03,540 Oh, thank you. 1576 01:16:03,625 --> 01:16:04,955 He's a genius. 1577 01:16:06,291 --> 01:16:09,081 Well, I told Nicole I loved your play. 1578 01:16:09,166 --> 01:16:10,876 - Ah. Really. - Oh, thanks. 1579 01:16:11,250 --> 01:16:13,170 You are one smart cookie. 1580 01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:15,378 Oh, thanks. 1581 01:16:15,458 --> 01:16:17,708 I would just love to... 1582 01:16:17,791 --> 01:16:20,131 crawl inside that brain. 1583 01:16:20,541 --> 01:16:24,831 There was that one moment when you smell the toast, smell. 1584 01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:28,713 It was literally my favorite thing that I saw that year. 1585 01:16:28,791 --> 01:16:31,251 - Thanks. - Truly genius. 1586 01:16:31,333 --> 01:16:32,333 Thank you. 1587 01:16:32,833 --> 01:16:35,083 I was sorry to hear it closed on Broadway. 1588 01:16:35,458 --> 01:16:36,958 They couldn't smell the toast. 1589 01:16:38,333 --> 01:16:39,963 It was so emotional. 1590 01:16:41,250 --> 01:16:43,460 It's very competitive, I imagine. 1591 01:16:44,916 --> 01:16:48,416 Now, when Charlie is in Los Angeles, 1592 01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:51,790 Nicole, of course, agrees that it will be best for Henry 1593 01:16:52,250 --> 01:16:54,580 that he see each parent equally. 1594 01:16:56,375 --> 01:17:00,165 It's very nice out here, Charlie. You should give it a chance. 1595 01:17:00,250 --> 01:17:02,710 - Yeah, and the space... you can't beat it. - Mmm. 1596 01:17:02,791 --> 01:17:03,831 I love it too. 1597 01:17:04,666 --> 01:17:07,956 But all of our personal feelings about the two cities aside, 1598 01:17:08,041 --> 01:17:12,251 we don't share your assertion that the couple is an LA-based family. 1599 01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:14,633 It was very clearly their deal 1600 01:17:14,708 --> 01:17:17,998 that they would go back to New York after Nicole finished her show. 1601 01:17:18,083 --> 01:17:19,633 I'm not aware of any deal. 1602 01:17:20,416 --> 01:17:22,126 Well, I didn't get it in writing. 1603 01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:28,041 Charlie, is this like the deal that you made 1604 01:17:28,125 --> 01:17:31,575 that you Nicole would spend more time in LA during your marriage? 1605 01:17:31,666 --> 01:17:34,496 We didn't have a deal. It was something we discussed. 1606 01:17:34,583 --> 01:17:35,673 But... 1607 01:17:35,750 --> 01:17:38,630 So, it's a deal when it's something you want 1608 01:17:38,708 --> 01:17:40,828 and a discussion when Nicole wants it? 1609 01:17:44,125 --> 01:17:45,125 Sidebar... 1610 01:17:46,083 --> 01:17:49,003 Nora, do you have a spare office where Charlie and I can sidebar? 1611 01:17:49,083 --> 01:17:49,923 Sure. 1612 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:51,920 - Can you, um... - I can show you. 1613 01:17:52,458 --> 01:17:53,458 Come on. 1614 01:17:59,291 --> 01:18:02,211 - Nora is a very good lawyer. - Uh-huh. 1615 01:18:03,375 --> 01:18:04,705 - Tough, right? - Yeah. 1616 01:18:05,291 --> 01:18:08,171 And you're in a bind because you've shown you're willing to fly out here 1617 01:18:08,250 --> 01:18:10,040 and rent an apartment to see your son. 1618 01:18:10,125 --> 01:18:11,825 - You told me to do that. - I know that. 1619 01:18:11,916 --> 01:18:15,166 And I'm doing that because I want to see my kid, not to set a precedent. 1620 01:18:15,250 --> 01:18:17,830 Yes, but unfortunately, you are setting a precedent. 1621 01:18:18,625 --> 01:18:20,245 And a judge might look at it that way. 1622 01:18:20,333 --> 01:18:23,543 What's the alternative? I stay in New York and never come out here? 1623 01:18:23,625 --> 01:18:25,625 No, because then it would look to the court 1624 01:18:25,708 --> 01:18:27,578 like you don't care about seeing your son. 1625 01:18:27,666 --> 01:18:30,826 Court or no court? Stop saying "court" and then "never court." 1626 01:18:30,916 --> 01:18:33,666 Well, the way this is going, we may have to go to court. 1627 01:18:34,291 --> 01:18:36,961 - Are you aware of how maddening you sound? - I am. 1628 01:18:38,291 --> 01:18:40,081 And I know it seems unfair. 1629 01:18:43,791 --> 01:18:45,131 But imagine if you were... 1630 01:18:46,166 --> 01:18:49,076 a poor mother whose husband abandons her, 1631 01:18:49,166 --> 01:18:50,916 and then refuses to pay anything. 1632 01:18:52,666 --> 01:18:55,416 That's what the system is trying to protect people from. 1633 01:18:57,666 --> 01:18:58,666 Listen... 1634 01:18:59,416 --> 01:19:00,786 if I were representing you... 1635 01:19:00,875 --> 01:19:02,035 You are representing me. 1636 01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:03,625 Right, no, of course. No... 1637 01:19:04,416 --> 01:19:08,326 I don't see a judge moving this child from California. 1638 01:19:08,416 --> 01:19:10,206 I think we try and settle today. 1639 01:19:10,625 --> 01:19:12,575 Settle meaning what? 1640 01:19:13,375 --> 01:19:14,375 She gets LA. 1641 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:15,826 No, Bert, just... 1642 01:19:16,875 --> 01:19:17,875 No. 1643 01:19:18,125 --> 01:19:19,705 I mean, we have to win this. 1644 01:19:20,083 --> 01:19:22,793 Remember, the win is what's best for Henry. 1645 01:19:22,875 --> 01:19:25,315 And if you guys go to court, he's going to get pulled into it. 1646 01:19:25,375 --> 01:19:28,415 But if he stays here and I stay in New York, that's just... 1647 01:19:28,791 --> 01:19:29,791 then I won't... 1648 01:19:30,541 --> 01:19:32,541 I'll never get to really be his parent again. 1649 01:19:32,625 --> 01:19:33,455 It'll be different. 1650 01:19:33,541 --> 01:19:34,581 It won't exist. 1651 01:19:35,041 --> 01:19:36,541 So maybe you move here. 1652 01:19:37,166 --> 01:19:38,746 You heard what Aamir said about space. 1653 01:19:38,833 --> 01:19:41,463 Fuck the space, Bert! Fuck the space! 1654 01:19:41,541 --> 01:19:44,921 I'll do whatever you want me to do, but this is my advice. 1655 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:47,040 I've seen these things go on and on, 1656 01:19:47,333 --> 01:19:50,173 and the burden of these battles is immeasurable. 1657 01:19:50,250 --> 01:19:54,290 I had a client get colon cancer and die before he and his wife came to agreement. 1658 01:19:54,375 --> 01:19:55,825 What about filing in New York? 1659 01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:56,996 It's too late. 1660 01:19:57,333 --> 01:19:59,333 And even if you did, I don't think it would matter. 1661 01:19:59,375 --> 01:20:01,215 They're being reasonable financially, you know? 1662 01:20:01,291 --> 01:20:03,921 You're... You're lucky they didn't ask for half your grant money. 1663 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,809 She wouldn't do that. She knows I put all that money back in my theater. 1664 01:20:06,833 --> 01:20:08,423 If this continues, she might. 1665 01:20:08,875 --> 01:20:11,125 The actors and crew all rely on that money. 1666 01:20:11,208 --> 01:20:13,168 The court would never agree with this, right? 1667 01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:16,170 Whether they do or not, it'll cost you half your grant money 1668 01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:17,670 to go to court and prove it. 1669 01:20:20,583 --> 01:20:21,753 I feel like a criminal. 1670 01:20:22,708 --> 01:20:24,328 But you didn't commit any crime. 1671 01:20:24,416 --> 01:20:25,746 It doesn't feel that way. 1672 01:20:25,833 --> 01:20:28,083 If we give on LA right now, 1673 01:20:28,333 --> 01:20:30,173 and then try to make the best deal possible, 1674 01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:32,290 I think we can get her to give on other fronts. 1675 01:20:32,375 --> 01:20:34,285 There are no other fronts! 1676 01:20:35,250 --> 01:20:36,420 This is the thing! 1677 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,206 He needs to know that I fought for him! 1678 01:20:39,291 --> 01:20:40,291 He'll know. 1679 01:20:54,791 --> 01:20:57,517 I should never have let her come out here with Henry. 1680 01:20:57,541 --> 01:20:59,921 If it wasn't LA and New York, it'd be something else. 1681 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:03,420 You'd be fighting about a house, or a school district, or... 1682 01:21:04,833 --> 01:21:05,963 You know what this is like? 1683 01:21:06,041 --> 01:21:10,041 This is like that joke about the woman at the hairdresser, she's going to Rome. 1684 01:21:10,125 --> 01:21:11,995 - Do you know this? - I don't. 1685 01:21:12,083 --> 01:21:14,003 This woman is at her hairdresser and she says, 1686 01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:15,463 "I'm going to Rome on holiday." 1687 01:21:15,541 --> 01:21:18,041 And he says, "Oh, really? What... what airline are you taking?" 1688 01:21:18,125 --> 01:21:19,535 She says, "Alitalia." 1689 01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:21,880 He says, "Alitalia? Are you crazy? 1690 01:21:21,958 --> 01:21:24,208 That's the worst... That's terrible. Don't take that." 1691 01:21:24,291 --> 01:21:25,851 He says, "Where are you going to stay?" 1692 01:21:25,916 --> 01:21:27,676 She says, "I'm going to stay at the Hassler." 1693 01:21:27,708 --> 01:21:29,788 "The Hassler? What, are you kidding? 1694 01:21:29,875 --> 01:21:32,785 They're renovating the Hassler. You'll hear hammering all night long. 1695 01:21:32,875 --> 01:21:34,825 You won't sleep. What are you going to see?" 1696 01:21:34,916 --> 01:21:37,326 She says, "I think I'm going to try to go to the Vatican." 1697 01:21:37,416 --> 01:21:39,826 "The Vatican? You'll be standing in line all day long. 1698 01:21:39,916 --> 01:21:41,351 You'll never get to see anything..." 1699 01:21:41,375 --> 01:21:43,575 I'm sorry, Bert, am I paying for this joke? 1700 01:21:45,791 --> 01:21:48,171 Whatever happens here, it's temporary. 1701 01:21:48,916 --> 01:21:51,916 He's growing up. He's going to have opinions on the subject. 1702 01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:54,245 Time is on your side, Charlie. 1703 01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:58,170 Maybe he'll do college on the East Coast. 1704 01:22:06,833 --> 01:22:11,173 I have most of my coins, like my quarters and dimes at Daddy's... 1705 01:22:11,250 --> 01:22:13,210 - Right. - ... but I'm keeping my dollars 1706 01:22:13,291 --> 01:22:15,421 and my one twenty at yours, okay? 1707 01:22:15,875 --> 01:22:20,075 So, that is one twenty plus 50, what is that? 1708 01:22:20,416 --> 01:22:21,496 Goddamn it. 1709 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:23,000 What's "Goddamn it"? 1710 01:22:23,083 --> 01:22:24,963 Did you guys lose power where you are? 1711 01:22:25,041 --> 01:22:27,171 Dad? Did we lose power? 1712 01:22:27,666 --> 01:22:28,666 No. 1713 01:22:29,125 --> 01:22:31,995 There's rolling blackouts in the hills and now... 1714 01:22:32,583 --> 01:22:35,043 Oh, damn it. Now the gate won't close. 1715 01:22:35,125 --> 01:22:36,625 Her gate won't close. 1716 01:22:42,166 --> 01:22:43,166 Mom! 1717 01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:44,500 Hey. 1718 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:49,267 - Can we go see my room? - Yeah, of course. 1719 01:22:49,291 --> 01:22:51,011 - You tried all the... - I tried everything. 1720 01:22:51,041 --> 01:22:52,751 Sorry I made you come out. 1721 01:22:52,833 --> 01:22:53,673 It's fine. 1722 01:22:53,791 --> 01:22:55,791 - I just... - You don't want your gate open. 1723 01:22:55,958 --> 01:22:56,958 Right. 1724 01:22:57,208 --> 01:23:00,668 - There should be a panel or something... - Maybe this is something here. 1725 01:23:02,833 --> 01:23:04,213 - It's a cute house. - Oh, yeah. 1726 01:23:04,291 --> 01:23:06,001 I mean, from what I can see. 1727 01:23:06,083 --> 01:23:07,083 Thanks. 1728 01:23:10,875 --> 01:23:11,995 You're getting shaggy. 1729 01:23:12,083 --> 01:23:14,673 Yeah, I have to find a hair cutter. 1730 01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:17,380 You want me to cut it? 1731 01:23:18,291 --> 01:23:19,291 Okay. 1732 01:23:30,166 --> 01:23:31,206 Close your eyes. 1733 01:23:36,291 --> 01:23:37,291 He's out. 1734 01:23:37,625 --> 01:23:39,285 Maybe he should stay here tonight. 1735 01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:41,583 It's my night. 1736 01:24:10,625 --> 01:24:13,285 Hey, come on. We're going. Come on. Let's take a walk. Right? 1737 01:24:13,375 --> 01:24:14,695 Yeah, we're going to take a walk. 1738 01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:16,809 - We're taking a walk. - Fine, all right. She's crazy. 1739 01:24:16,833 --> 01:24:18,213 We're mostly finished. 1740 01:24:18,833 --> 01:24:21,383 Bert and I hammered out 90 percent of the details, 1741 01:24:21,458 --> 01:24:24,578 and there's a couple minor things hanging, 1742 01:24:24,666 --> 01:24:25,786 but it should be easy. 1743 01:24:26,750 --> 01:24:29,080 And then the judge makes your divorce official. 1744 01:24:29,958 --> 01:24:31,038 Oh. That's good. 1745 01:24:33,875 --> 01:24:35,825 - Fuck me. - What? 1746 01:24:35,916 --> 01:24:37,786 Who's that? 1747 01:24:37,875 --> 01:24:40,625 Oh, Charlie shouldn't have done this. 1748 01:24:40,708 --> 01:24:42,288 What do you mean? Where's Bert? 1749 01:24:42,375 --> 01:24:45,995 This means that everything we've agreed upon now is off the table. 1750 01:24:46,416 --> 01:24:47,496 We've got LA, right? 1751 01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:49,633 Not with Jay Marotta representing him. 1752 01:24:50,208 --> 01:24:51,668 This is a street fight now. 1753 01:24:51,750 --> 01:24:55,290 And I'm going to have to ask for things that we wouldn't normally ask for. 1754 01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:58,375 This system rewards bad behavior. 1755 01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:01,003 - Jay. - Hey. 1756 01:25:01,083 --> 01:25:02,083 Hi. 1757 01:25:02,208 --> 01:25:04,418 I saw Miriam at Madeo the other night. 1758 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:05,960 - Yeah? - Looking very handsome. 1759 01:25:06,041 --> 01:25:09,041 Oh, you know, you should come to our Stand Up To Cancer event. 1760 01:25:09,125 --> 01:25:11,365 - Uh, John Legend's going to play. - Oh, love him. 1761 01:25:11,416 --> 01:25:13,517 Okay? It's going to be at the Beverly Hilton, I think. 1762 01:25:13,541 --> 01:25:14,601 - Great. - Okay? 1763 01:25:14,625 --> 01:25:16,385 She said you're spending more time in Malibu. 1764 01:25:16,416 --> 01:25:17,956 - Oh, really? - Me too. 1765 01:25:18,041 --> 01:25:20,001 I haven't seen her since that building was ICM. 1766 01:25:21,041 --> 01:25:22,251 A little history... 1767 01:25:23,833 --> 01:25:26,083 Ten years ago, Charlie takes a risk 1768 01:25:26,166 --> 01:25:30,786 when he first hires Nicole as an actress in his play in New York City. 1769 01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:34,040 He's a well-regarded up-and-coming director 1770 01:25:34,125 --> 01:25:35,575 of the avant-garde. 1771 01:25:35,875 --> 01:25:39,075 And she's known as the girl in that college sex movie 1772 01:25:39,166 --> 01:25:41,166 who takes her top off. 1773 01:25:41,333 --> 01:25:43,434 - My client will not be slut-shamed... - Ten years on... 1774 01:25:43,458 --> 01:25:44,628 for an artistic choice. 1775 01:25:44,708 --> 01:25:47,078 and many prestigious theater roles later... 1776 01:25:47,583 --> 01:25:50,173 she becomes an actress of great credibility. 1777 01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:52,500 And it's because of that credibility, 1778 01:25:52,791 --> 01:25:56,631 that she's offered the lead role in a major television show. 1779 01:25:56,708 --> 01:26:00,128 This new opportunity is thanks to Charlie. 1780 01:26:00,208 --> 01:26:04,168 Your Honor, we shouldn't have to pay support money at this point. 1781 01:26:05,083 --> 01:26:08,833 In fact, Charlie is entitled to half her TV money, 1782 01:26:09,375 --> 01:26:11,915 present and future earnings of the show. 1783 01:26:14,500 --> 01:26:18,540 Charlie's just received the enormous sum of $650,000 1784 01:26:18,625 --> 01:26:20,075 in the form of a MacArthur grant. 1785 01:26:20,166 --> 01:26:22,226 - Of which he gets... - This is for the theater work... 1786 01:26:22,250 --> 01:26:24,920 - ... he conducted during the marriage. - ... in 125,000 installments 1787 01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:26,250 over five years. 1788 01:26:26,333 --> 01:26:28,767 - So by Jay's same logic, this is work... - He uses the money... 1789 01:26:28,791 --> 01:26:31,476 - ... that Nicole contributed to. - to employ actors and crew members... 1790 01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:34,059 - One at a time, please. - ... and to pay debts that he's accumulated 1791 01:26:34,083 --> 01:26:36,963 with his theater company that stars his wife. 1792 01:26:39,791 --> 01:26:42,081 - Bless you. - Not only did she turn down 1793 01:26:42,166 --> 01:26:44,126 a lucrative and successful career in movies 1794 01:26:44,208 --> 01:26:46,498 to perform in his little theater, 1795 01:26:47,083 --> 01:26:51,083 but she actually supplied Charlie with a loan early on to help out. 1796 01:26:51,166 --> 01:26:53,666 - Which he paid back. - She lent her name to the marquee, 1797 01:26:53,750 --> 01:26:56,017 which was the principle reason people came to the theater. 1798 01:26:56,041 --> 01:26:57,791 That may have been true ten years ago. 1799 01:26:57,875 --> 01:27:02,035 And in turn, she helped establish Charlie's reputation. 1800 01:27:02,541 --> 01:27:04,081 Now, over the next ten years, 1801 01:27:04,166 --> 01:27:07,246 she was subsequently offered parts in movies, TV shows, 1802 01:27:07,375 --> 01:27:09,705 most of which she turned down at Charlie's behest 1803 01:27:09,791 --> 01:27:12,461 to be a mom and act in his plays. 1804 01:27:13,041 --> 01:27:17,041 So, while we are willing to be flexible on support, 1805 01:27:17,125 --> 01:27:20,825 we contend that half of Charlie's grant money be split between the parties. 1806 01:27:20,916 --> 01:27:23,376 I don't see how you can claim that she gets half a grant 1807 01:27:23,458 --> 01:27:25,418 dedicated to his genius. 1808 01:27:25,500 --> 01:27:27,059 He became a genius during the marriage. 1809 01:27:27,083 --> 01:27:28,003 Oh, come on, Nora. 1810 01:27:28,083 --> 01:27:30,833 Charlie himself, upon hearing that he received the prize, 1811 01:27:30,916 --> 01:27:33,206 told Nicole that it belonged to her too. 1812 01:27:33,583 --> 01:27:35,713 That's what people say when they win awards. 1813 01:27:35,791 --> 01:27:38,751 Mmm. No, he was implying what was true. 1814 01:27:39,458 --> 01:27:42,918 His genius was an intangible asset built during the marriage. 1815 01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:46,040 Nora, I like how you refer to Charlie's theater 1816 01:27:46,125 --> 01:27:48,705 as a ramshackle downtown dump 1817 01:27:48,791 --> 01:27:50,291 when you're arguing custody, 1818 01:27:50,375 --> 01:27:52,325 but when you want more money, 1819 01:27:52,583 --> 01:27:55,083 he's a big, rich, genius Broadway director. 1820 01:27:55,166 --> 01:27:56,456 You can't have it both ways. 1821 01:27:56,541 --> 01:27:57,541 Oh, really? Why not? 1822 01:27:58,041 --> 01:28:00,251 And whether you think it's fair or not, Jay, 1823 01:28:00,958 --> 01:28:03,378 the first monetary installment from the MacArthur grant 1824 01:28:03,458 --> 01:28:06,267 was put into a joint marital account, and thus became communal property. 1825 01:28:06,291 --> 01:28:08,921 Fuck. You shouldn't have put that money in a joint account. 1826 01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:12,059 There's not going to be anything left, anyway. I'm using it all to divorce her. 1827 01:28:12,083 --> 01:28:14,673 Nora, I have to say that your account of this marriage 1828 01:28:14,750 --> 01:28:17,330 takes place in an alternate reality. 1829 01:28:17,916 --> 01:28:23,376 By suddenly moving to LA and insisting on an LA residence, 1830 01:28:23,458 --> 01:28:25,578 Nicole is withholding Henry... 1831 01:28:25,666 --> 01:28:28,476 - Counsel, please be seated. - ... alienating him from his father, 1832 01:28:28,500 --> 01:28:31,460 which has turned Charlie's world upside down. 1833 01:28:31,541 --> 01:28:33,309 - Counselor? - It amounts to an ambush. 1834 01:28:33,333 --> 01:28:35,503 "Witholding," Jay? Really? "Alienating"? 1835 01:28:35,916 --> 01:28:37,206 Well, those are fighting words, 1836 01:28:37,291 --> 01:28:40,331 and it's simply false and does nothing to further this settlement. 1837 01:28:41,500 --> 01:28:44,380 Your recap of this situation is outrageous. 1838 01:28:44,458 --> 01:28:47,458 And although California is, without doubt, a no-fault state, 1839 01:28:47,541 --> 01:28:50,711 it bears mentioning in the accurate recap of this situation 1840 01:28:50,791 --> 01:28:52,711 that Charlie had had extramarital affairs. 1841 01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:55,381 - An extramarital affair. - Do you really want me to go there? 1842 01:28:55,458 --> 01:28:57,418 - Yeah, let's go there. - Okay. 1843 01:28:57,583 --> 01:29:00,583 Nicole has admitted to hacking Charlie's computer 1844 01:29:00,666 --> 01:29:02,076 and reading his emails, 1845 01:29:02,166 --> 01:29:04,576 which, if proven, is a felony. 1846 01:29:04,916 --> 01:29:06,706 And, Nora, I don't think you'd be too happy 1847 01:29:06,791 --> 01:29:10,171 if I ask Nicole about her alcohol consumption in the evenings. 1848 01:29:10,250 --> 01:29:11,080 What? 1849 01:29:11,166 --> 01:29:13,746 She confided in Charlie one night recently, 1850 01:29:13,833 --> 01:29:16,213 having just carried Henry to bed, 1851 01:29:16,291 --> 01:29:20,631 that she was having trouble standing while walking down the staircase. 1852 01:29:21,291 --> 01:29:24,251 And from what I understand, this is not an isolated event. 1853 01:29:24,333 --> 01:29:26,503 So you let me know, Nora, 1854 01:29:26,583 --> 01:29:28,923 - and we will go there as needed. - Charlie? 1855 01:29:29,958 --> 01:29:30,958 Can I ask you, 1856 01:29:31,041 --> 01:29:33,041 how do you expect to have more time with Henry 1857 01:29:33,125 --> 01:29:35,575 when you don't exercise the time you already have, 1858 01:29:35,666 --> 01:29:37,956 and exercise it responsibly? 1859 01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:41,210 On a recent visit to Los Angeles, 1860 01:29:41,291 --> 01:29:43,921 after failing to call, text, 1861 01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:46,210 communicate in any way, shape, or form, 1862 01:29:46,458 --> 01:29:47,978 Charlie finally arrived two hours late 1863 01:29:48,041 --> 01:29:49,961 to pick up Henry at Nicole's mother's house. 1864 01:29:50,041 --> 01:29:51,961 At that point, the car seat, 1865 01:29:52,041 --> 01:29:55,791 which he had assured Nicole had been professionally installed, 1866 01:29:55,875 --> 01:29:57,285 was clearly not even belted in. 1867 01:29:57,375 --> 01:30:00,309 - It was just sitting in the back seat. - You have to buckle in the car seat. 1868 01:30:00,333 --> 01:30:01,213 - It's the law. - I know. 1869 01:30:01,291 --> 01:30:03,892 - I thought the rental place did it. - They can't. It's a liability. 1870 01:30:03,916 --> 01:30:06,017 I know that now. Once we discovered that, we fixed it. 1871 01:30:06,041 --> 01:30:07,041 Counsel? 1872 01:30:07,958 --> 01:30:09,498 You can see my courtroom is full 1873 01:30:09,583 --> 01:30:13,133 and there are people who don't have the resources your clients have, 1874 01:30:13,541 --> 01:30:16,751 and I'm fairly certain you haven't exhausted, in good faith, 1875 01:30:16,833 --> 01:30:19,133 the arguments in the case of this child. 1876 01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:21,748 In the meantime, we'll keep the status quo. 1877 01:30:21,833 --> 01:30:25,423 This remains an LA family for the time being. 1878 01:30:25,708 --> 01:30:27,998 I took over this department recently, 1879 01:30:28,583 --> 01:30:31,213 and I'm still becoming acquainted with the cases. 1880 01:30:31,291 --> 01:30:35,291 So, I'm going to appoint an expert evaluator 1881 01:30:35,750 --> 01:30:38,710 who knows much more about young children than I do. 1882 01:30:39,375 --> 01:30:41,495 Once the evaluation is done, 1883 01:30:41,708 --> 01:30:44,458 we'll modify the orders where necessary. 1884 01:30:49,541 --> 01:30:50,581 Hey. 1885 01:30:51,250 --> 01:30:52,380 Hey, where's Henry? 1886 01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:55,130 He's with Cassie and her kids at laser tag. 1887 01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:57,370 You want something to drink? 1888 01:30:57,416 --> 01:31:01,076 I have unfiltered tap water, beer, and some juice boxes. 1889 01:31:01,416 --> 01:31:02,536 I'll take a juice box. 1890 01:31:08,708 --> 01:31:10,708 You don't have anything on the walls? 1891 01:31:10,791 --> 01:31:13,911 I don't have anything to put on them except Henry's art, which is being framed. 1892 01:31:13,958 --> 01:31:17,708 I can give you some stuff, you know, until you get some things. 1893 01:31:18,250 --> 01:31:21,460 How about that great picture of Henry on the Staten Island Ferry? 1894 01:31:21,625 --> 01:31:22,785 Aren't you in that one? 1895 01:31:24,291 --> 01:31:25,631 I guess I... You could... 1896 01:31:25,708 --> 01:31:27,309 - cut me out. - I have to leave a day early 1897 01:31:27,333 --> 01:31:28,543 to New York on the 22nd. 1898 01:31:28,625 --> 01:31:30,705 So I was wondering if I could take Henry that Friday. 1899 01:31:30,750 --> 01:31:33,830 Uh, the 22nd. So, that's the 21st? 1900 01:31:34,416 --> 01:31:36,326 Mmm, we have plans, actually. 1901 01:31:36,416 --> 01:31:39,456 We're going to, um, some thing at LACMA with the cousins. 1902 01:31:40,041 --> 01:31:42,131 But could you change it so I could take him? 1903 01:31:42,208 --> 01:31:43,878 Mmm. It's just one night. 1904 01:31:43,958 --> 01:31:45,498 - He's looking forward to it. - Really? 1905 01:31:46,250 --> 01:31:48,330 It's my night, Charlie, we negotiated it. 1906 01:31:48,625 --> 01:31:49,625 Okay, fine. 1907 01:31:50,708 --> 01:31:51,708 But what? 1908 01:31:51,750 --> 01:31:53,710 No, I'm just asking you to be flexible. 1909 01:31:53,791 --> 01:31:56,631 I am flexible. You come in and out and I adjust based on your schedule. 1910 01:31:56,708 --> 01:31:59,868 - This one night we have tickets to... - It's not only this one night, but fine. 1911 01:32:00,125 --> 01:32:03,325 - Henry's teacher wants to meet with us. - You mean his LA teacher? 1912 01:32:03,416 --> 01:32:06,376 Can you, uh, answer the email so we could set a time? 1913 01:32:06,750 --> 01:32:08,210 Yeah, I've been distracted. 1914 01:32:09,333 --> 01:32:10,463 I understand. 1915 01:32:10,875 --> 01:32:13,475 They just want to rule out everything, you know, with his reading. 1916 01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:15,500 I just think he's a little over-anxious. 1917 01:32:15,583 --> 01:32:17,003 I think he wants it too much. 1918 01:32:17,083 --> 01:32:19,003 They said he's off the charts in math. 1919 01:32:19,083 --> 01:32:21,476 He quits too easily when things aren't easy for him. 1920 01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:23,170 You know, he's like us, he's stubborn. 1921 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:27,250 He's still a lousy Monopoly player because he tries to save all his money. 1922 01:32:32,708 --> 01:32:33,708 So... 1923 01:32:34,833 --> 01:32:37,463 - I thought we should talk. - Mm-hmm. 1924 01:32:37,541 --> 01:32:39,581 I feel like maybe things have gone too far. 1925 01:32:39,625 --> 01:32:40,455 Uh-huh. 1926 01:32:40,541 --> 01:32:43,791 I mean, my mom's taking out a loan against the house to help me pay Nora. 1927 01:32:43,875 --> 01:32:45,165 I thought I paid Nora. 1928 01:32:45,250 --> 01:32:46,960 You pay 30 percent of Nora. 1929 01:32:47,041 --> 01:32:49,541 Well, I'm going broke too, if that's any help. 1930 01:32:49,791 --> 01:32:51,791 I've just agreed to direct two shitty plays, 1931 01:32:51,875 --> 01:32:54,235 and we can forget putting anything away for Henry's college. 1932 01:32:54,750 --> 01:32:58,040 It's just that up until now, we've been able to keep Henry somewhat removed, 1933 01:32:58,125 --> 01:32:59,455 and this will change that. 1934 01:32:59,625 --> 01:33:00,625 Mm-hmm. 1935 01:33:00,916 --> 01:33:01,916 We have to protect him. 1936 01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:02,830 I agree. 1937 01:33:02,916 --> 01:33:06,166 Nora says that the evaluator will come into our homes, 1938 01:33:06,458 --> 01:33:08,958 they're going to interview Henry in addition to us, 1939 01:33:09,041 --> 01:33:12,131 our friends, family, enemies, 1940 01:33:12,208 --> 01:33:15,498 and then they'll observe us with him, how we are as parents. 1941 01:33:15,583 --> 01:33:17,173 - Sounds awful. - I know. 1942 01:33:17,583 --> 01:33:21,423 I feel like if anybody observed me on any given day as a mom, I'd never get custody. 1943 01:33:23,583 --> 01:33:24,583 That was a joke. 1944 01:33:25,041 --> 01:33:27,291 - I know. I feel the same way. - Right. 1945 01:33:27,375 --> 01:33:28,375 So... 1946 01:33:29,666 --> 01:33:31,916 Maybe we can figure something out between us. 1947 01:33:32,375 --> 01:33:34,455 You remember I said this to you at the beginning? 1948 01:33:34,541 --> 01:33:36,831 I know you did, but these are different circumstances. 1949 01:33:36,916 --> 01:33:38,746 I was anticipating these circumstances. 1950 01:33:39,583 --> 01:33:41,543 Anyway, shall we try this? 1951 01:33:41,625 --> 01:33:42,625 Okay. 1952 01:33:57,125 --> 01:33:58,165 I don't know how to start. 1953 01:34:00,666 --> 01:34:03,036 Do you understand why I want to stay in LA? 1954 01:34:03,125 --> 01:34:03,955 No. 1955 01:34:04,041 --> 01:34:05,421 Well... That's not... 1956 01:34:05,500 --> 01:34:08,080 Charlie, that's not a useful way for us to start. 1957 01:34:08,166 --> 01:34:09,286 I don't understand it. 1958 01:34:11,208 --> 01:34:13,998 You don't remember promising that we could do time here? 1959 01:34:14,083 --> 01:34:15,083 We discussed things. 1960 01:34:15,541 --> 01:34:17,001 We were married, we said things. 1961 01:34:17,083 --> 01:34:18,753 We talked about moving to Europe. 1962 01:34:18,833 --> 01:34:20,043 About getting a... 1963 01:34:21,125 --> 01:34:23,245 sideboard, or what do you call it? 1964 01:34:23,333 --> 01:34:25,963 A credenza, to fill the empty space behind the couch. 1965 01:34:26,041 --> 01:34:27,171 We never did any of it. 1966 01:34:27,250 --> 01:34:28,960 You turned down the residency at the Geffen 1967 01:34:29,041 --> 01:34:31,211 that would've brought us here for a... a year. 1968 01:34:31,291 --> 01:34:32,541 It wasn't something I wanted. 1969 01:34:32,625 --> 01:34:35,455 We had a great theater company and a great life where we were. 1970 01:34:35,541 --> 01:34:38,081 - You call that a great life? - You know what I mean. 1971 01:34:38,166 --> 01:34:40,876 I don't mean we had a great marriage. I mean, life in Brooklyn. 1972 01:34:41,750 --> 01:34:42,750 Professionally. 1973 01:34:43,166 --> 01:34:45,706 I don't know. Honestly, I never considered anything different. 1974 01:34:45,791 --> 01:34:47,421 Well, that's the problem, isn't it? 1975 01:34:47,500 --> 01:34:50,580 I mean, I was your wife. You should've considered my happiness too. 1976 01:34:50,666 --> 01:34:54,286 Come on, you were happy. You've just decided you weren't now. 1977 01:34:55,583 --> 01:34:57,883 Okay. Okay. 1978 01:34:57,958 --> 01:34:59,038 Let's... 1979 01:34:59,500 --> 01:35:02,250 M-My work is here now, my family is here. 1980 01:35:02,333 --> 01:35:05,226 And I agreed to put Henry in school here because your show went to series. 1981 01:35:05,250 --> 01:35:08,351 I did that knowing that when you were done shooting, he'd come back to New York. 1982 01:35:08,375 --> 01:35:09,415 Honey, we never said that. 1983 01:35:09,458 --> 01:35:12,142 That may have been your assumption, but we never expressly said that. 1984 01:35:12,166 --> 01:35:14,746 - We did say it. - When did we say it? 1985 01:35:14,833 --> 01:35:16,713 I don't know when we said it, but we said it. 1986 01:35:16,791 --> 01:35:18,684 - I thought... - We said it that time on the phone! 1987 01:35:18,708 --> 01:35:20,248 Honey, let me finish. Sorry. 1988 01:35:20,333 --> 01:35:21,633 I keep saying that. 1989 01:35:21,708 --> 01:35:24,578 I thought that if Henry was happy here, 1990 01:35:24,666 --> 01:35:27,496 and my show continued, that we might do LA for a while. 1991 01:35:27,583 --> 01:35:29,793 I was not privy to that thought process. 1992 01:35:29,875 --> 01:35:31,595 The only reason we didn't live here 1993 01:35:31,625 --> 01:35:33,285 is because you can't imagine desires 1994 01:35:33,375 --> 01:35:35,825 other than your own, unless they're forced on you. 1995 01:35:35,916 --> 01:35:38,836 Okay, you wish you hadn't married me, you wish you'd had a different life, 1996 01:35:38,916 --> 01:35:40,246 but this is what happened. 1997 01:35:41,416 --> 01:35:42,876 - So, what do we do? - I don't know. 1998 01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:46,920 Nora says there's no coming back from this. 1999 01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:50,540 Fuck Nora! I hate fucking Nora telling me I always lived in LA 2000 01:35:50,625 --> 01:35:52,325 even though I never lived in LA. 2001 01:35:53,291 --> 01:35:55,251 How could you have her say those things about me? 2002 01:35:55,333 --> 01:35:57,003 Jay said them about me too. 2003 01:35:57,541 --> 01:35:58,961 You shouldn't have fired Bert. 2004 01:35:59,041 --> 01:36:00,251 I needed my own asshole. 2005 01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:05,920 Let's just both agree both of our lawyers said shitty stuff about both of us. 2006 01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:07,130 Nora was worse. 2007 01:36:07,500 --> 01:36:08,790 Jay called me an alcoholic. 2008 01:36:08,875 --> 01:36:11,684 You pulled the rug out from under me and you're putting me through hell. 2009 01:36:11,708 --> 01:36:13,428 You put me through hell during our marriage. 2010 01:36:13,500 --> 01:36:14,780 Oh, is that what that was, hell? 2011 01:36:14,833 --> 01:36:17,226 And now you're going to put Henry through this horrible thing 2012 01:36:17,250 --> 01:36:19,726 - so you can yet again get what you want! - It's not what I want. 2013 01:36:19,750 --> 01:36:22,000 I mean, it's what I want, but it's what was... 2014 01:36:22,375 --> 01:36:23,375 was... 2015 01:36:23,708 --> 01:36:24,878 what's best for him. 2016 01:36:24,958 --> 01:36:28,418 Oh, well, I was wondering when you'd get around to Henry and what he wants. 2017 01:36:28,500 --> 01:36:29,420 Fuck off! 2018 01:36:29,500 --> 01:36:32,920 No, you fuck off! If you'd listen to your son, or anyone, 2019 01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:34,800 then he'd tell you that he'd rather live here! 2020 01:36:34,833 --> 01:36:36,673 Stop putting your feelings about me onto Henry. 2021 01:36:36,708 --> 01:36:38,208 He tells me he likes it better here. 2022 01:36:38,291 --> 01:36:40,517 He tells you because he knows it's what you want to hear! 2023 01:36:40,541 --> 01:36:43,267 He tells me you're on the phone all the time. You don't play with him. 2024 01:36:43,291 --> 01:36:46,476 Because I'm going through a divorce in LA and trying to direct a play in New York! 2025 01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:49,540 Which closed because I wasn't there. It was a huge opportunity for me... 2026 01:36:49,625 --> 01:36:51,585 You're fighting for something you don't even want! 2027 01:36:51,625 --> 01:36:53,059 And I let everyone down. 2028 01:36:53,083 --> 01:36:55,133 You're being so much like your father. 2029 01:36:55,625 --> 01:36:57,035 Do not compare me to my father! 2030 01:36:57,125 --> 01:36:59,535 I didn't compare you to him. I said you were acting like him. 2031 01:36:59,625 --> 01:37:00,905 You're exactly like your mother. 2032 01:37:00,958 --> 01:37:04,142 Everything you were complaining about her, you're doing. You're suffocating Henry. 2033 01:37:04,166 --> 01:37:06,876 First of all, I love my mother. She was a wonderful mother. 2034 01:37:06,958 --> 01:37:09,351 - I'm just repeating what you told me. - Secondly, how dare you 2035 01:37:09,375 --> 01:37:11,205 compare my mothering to my mother! 2036 01:37:11,291 --> 01:37:14,251 I may be like my father, but I am not like my mother! 2037 01:37:14,333 --> 01:37:15,333 You are! 2038 01:37:15,416 --> 01:37:16,956 And you're like my father! 2039 01:37:17,041 --> 01:37:18,461 You're also like my mother! 2040 01:37:18,541 --> 01:37:20,751 You're all the bad things about all of these people! 2041 01:37:21,250 --> 01:37:22,330 But mostly your mother. 2042 01:37:22,416 --> 01:37:23,776 When we would lie in bed together, 2043 01:37:23,833 --> 01:37:26,673 sometimes I would look at you and see her and just feel so gross! 2044 01:37:26,750 --> 01:37:29,460 - I felt repulsed when you touched me! - You're a slob. 2045 01:37:29,541 --> 01:37:31,221 I made all the beds, closed all cabinets... 2046 01:37:31,250 --> 01:37:34,540 The thought of having sex with you makes me want to peel my skin off. 2047 01:37:34,625 --> 01:37:36,955 You'll never be happy, in LA or anywhere. 2048 01:37:37,041 --> 01:37:39,541 You'll think you found some better opposite guy than me, 2049 01:37:39,625 --> 01:37:41,995 and in a few years, you'll rebel against him 2050 01:37:42,083 --> 01:37:45,213 because you need to have your voice, but you don't want a voice. 2051 01:37:45,291 --> 01:37:47,611 You just want to fucking complain about not having a voice! 2052 01:37:47,666 --> 01:37:50,916 I think about being married to you, and that woman is a stranger to me. 2053 01:37:51,458 --> 01:37:53,918 - I mean, we had a child's marriage. - You've regressed. 2054 01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:56,630 You've gone back to your life before you met me, it's pathetic. 2055 01:37:56,708 --> 01:38:00,578 People used to tell me that you were too selfish to be a great artist. 2056 01:38:00,666 --> 01:38:02,376 And I used to defend you. 2057 01:38:02,458 --> 01:38:03,828 They were absolutely right. 2058 01:38:03,916 --> 01:38:06,626 All your best acting is behind you. You're back to being a hack! 2059 01:38:06,708 --> 01:38:09,878 You gaslighted me! You're a fucking villain! 2060 01:38:09,958 --> 01:38:13,418 You want to present yourself as a victim because it's a good legal strategy? 2061 01:38:13,500 --> 01:38:16,580 Fine, but you and I both know you chose this life! 2062 01:38:17,125 --> 01:38:18,995 You wanted it until you didn't! 2063 01:38:20,041 --> 01:38:22,291 You used me so you could get out of LA. 2064 01:38:22,375 --> 01:38:23,415 I didn't use you. 2065 01:38:23,500 --> 01:38:25,830 You did, and then you blamed me for it! 2066 01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:28,420 You always made me aware of what I was doing wrong, 2067 01:38:28,500 --> 01:38:29,790 how I was falling short! 2068 01:38:29,875 --> 01:38:31,575 Life with you was joyless! 2069 01:38:31,666 --> 01:38:34,206 What, so then you had to go and fuck someone else? 2070 01:38:34,291 --> 01:38:35,931 You shouldn't be upset that I fucked her! 2071 01:38:35,958 --> 01:38:37,838 You should be upset that I had a laugh with her! 2072 01:38:37,916 --> 01:38:38,746 Do you love her? 2073 01:38:38,833 --> 01:38:40,083 No. 2074 01:38:40,166 --> 01:38:42,626 But she didn't hate me. You hated me. 2075 01:38:42,708 --> 01:38:43,788 You hated me. 2076 01:38:43,875 --> 01:38:45,575 You fucked somebody we worked with. 2077 01:38:45,666 --> 01:38:48,166 You stopped having sex with me in the last year. 2078 01:38:48,250 --> 01:38:49,750 I never cheated on you. 2079 01:38:49,833 --> 01:38:50,923 That was cheating on me! 2080 01:38:51,000 --> 01:38:52,960 But there was so much I could have done. 2081 01:38:53,041 --> 01:38:55,671 I was a director in my twenties who came from nothing 2082 01:38:55,750 --> 01:38:58,920 and was suddenly on the cover of fucking Time Out New York! 2083 01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:01,960 I was hot shit and I wanted to fuck everybody and I didn't. 2084 01:39:02,041 --> 01:39:04,291 And I loved you and I didn't want to lose you. 2085 01:39:04,375 --> 01:39:07,205 But I'm in my twenties, and I didn't want to lose that too, 2086 01:39:07,291 --> 01:39:08,831 and I kinda did! 2087 01:39:09,291 --> 01:39:11,671 And you wanted so much so fast. 2088 01:39:11,750 --> 01:39:13,460 I didn't even want to get married. 2089 01:39:13,541 --> 01:39:15,131 And fuck it! 2090 01:39:15,458 --> 01:39:17,168 There's so much I didn't do. 2091 01:39:17,250 --> 01:39:19,920 - Thanks for that! - You're welcome! 2092 01:39:20,000 --> 01:39:23,170 I can't believe I have to know you forever! 2093 01:39:23,250 --> 01:39:25,330 You're fucking insane! 2094 01:39:26,125 --> 01:39:28,325 And you're fucking winning! 2095 01:39:28,958 --> 01:39:30,538 Are you kidding me? 2096 01:39:30,916 --> 01:39:32,746 I wanted to be married. 2097 01:39:33,291 --> 01:39:34,631 I'd already lost! 2098 01:39:35,083 --> 01:39:37,423 You didn't love me as much as I loved you! 2099 01:39:39,291 --> 01:39:40,961 What does that have to do with LA? 2100 01:39:43,291 --> 01:39:44,131 What? 2101 01:39:44,208 --> 01:39:47,628 You're so merged with your own selfishness, 2102 01:39:47,708 --> 01:39:50,828 you don't even identify it as selfishness anymore! 2103 01:39:51,208 --> 01:39:53,458 You're such a dick! 2104 01:39:53,541 --> 01:39:56,171 Every day I wake up and I hope you're dead! 2105 01:39:56,250 --> 01:39:59,290 Dead, like if I could guarantee Henry would be okay, 2106 01:39:59,375 --> 01:40:03,205 I'd hope you'd get an illness, and then get hit by a car and die! 2107 01:40:22,958 --> 01:40:24,998 Oh, God! 2108 01:40:34,958 --> 01:40:35,958 I'm sorry. 2109 01:40:37,708 --> 01:40:38,708 Me too. 2110 01:41:04,583 --> 01:41:06,883 Okay. No, we can make this nice. 2111 01:41:07,250 --> 01:41:10,630 Um, I would take the smaller plants and put them by the window. 2112 01:41:11,333 --> 01:41:13,923 And, uh, do you have things we can put on the walls? 2113 01:41:33,541 --> 01:41:35,631 All right, that's it. Thank you very much. 2114 01:41:35,708 --> 01:41:38,078 We miss you, and it looks great, really. 2115 01:41:38,166 --> 01:41:39,851 - Let us know how it goes, okay? - All right. 2116 01:41:39,875 --> 01:41:41,955 I'll see you guys on, uh... on Monday. 2117 01:41:42,291 --> 01:41:44,921 - Love you. - All right, love you too. Bye. 2118 01:42:09,375 --> 01:42:11,285 Why do we have so many plants all of a sudden? 2119 01:42:11,375 --> 01:42:14,059 We'll have to return some of this stuff, so don't get too used to it. 2120 01:42:14,083 --> 01:42:16,043 I find plants kind of scary. 2121 01:42:16,375 --> 01:42:17,745 These plants are good guys. 2122 01:42:18,750 --> 01:42:20,330 Hey, come here. 2123 01:42:22,916 --> 01:42:23,916 Yeah? 2124 01:42:25,583 --> 01:42:28,753 Tomorrow, this woman is going to come and visit us... 2125 01:42:29,750 --> 01:42:32,290 and be with us while we eat dinner. 2126 01:42:32,375 --> 01:42:34,285 - Is it your girlfriend? - No, no. 2127 01:42:34,708 --> 01:42:37,418 - Is it Mommy's boyfriend? - No. Why? Does Mommy have a boyfriend? 2128 01:42:37,500 --> 01:42:39,580 I don't know. Does she? 2129 01:42:39,666 --> 01:42:42,076 - I don't know. - I don't know. 2130 01:42:43,500 --> 01:42:45,130 Why is someone watching us eat dinner? 2131 01:42:45,208 --> 01:42:46,578 I know, it's weird. 2132 01:42:47,375 --> 01:42:49,075 It's just something we have to do. 2133 01:42:49,500 --> 01:42:51,000 Which has to do with... 2134 01:42:51,541 --> 01:42:53,791 Mommy and me figuring out everything... 2135 01:42:54,750 --> 01:42:56,080 and how we're going to be. 2136 01:42:57,041 --> 01:42:58,041 Um... 2137 01:42:58,791 --> 01:42:59,791 You know? 2138 01:43:00,958 --> 01:43:02,128 Will you read to me? 2139 01:43:03,291 --> 01:43:04,461 Sure. Grab your book. 2140 01:43:05,625 --> 01:43:07,455 Do you use drugs or alcohol? 2141 01:43:07,875 --> 01:43:08,875 I drink alcohol. 2142 01:43:09,500 --> 01:43:11,250 How much alcohol do you drink? 2143 01:43:12,666 --> 01:43:13,666 Hmm... 2144 01:43:13,708 --> 01:43:15,828 I don't know, a glass of wine with dinner. 2145 01:43:16,083 --> 01:43:18,043 - Sometimes more. - How much more? 2146 01:43:20,000 --> 01:43:21,630 It's... Sometimes a... 2147 01:43:21,958 --> 01:43:23,038 a few... 2148 01:43:23,791 --> 01:43:27,211 I... sometimes split a bottle of wine with someone. 2149 01:43:27,291 --> 01:43:29,351 - Okay, who do you split it with? - I mean... 2150 01:43:29,375 --> 01:43:32,955 if I'm having dinner with someone and we order a bottle of wine. 2151 01:43:33,041 --> 01:43:35,331 - Okay. - You know, like at a restaurant. 2152 01:43:35,416 --> 01:43:39,246 When you say, "Do you want to go by the glass or do we get a bottle?" 2153 01:43:40,166 --> 01:43:42,876 - You get a bottle? - Well, sometimes. 2154 01:43:44,333 --> 01:43:46,543 I mean, sometimes I go by the glass. 2155 01:43:47,250 --> 01:43:48,380 You know, it depends. 2156 01:43:52,875 --> 01:43:56,035 Did you mean drugs ever? I have done drugs. 2157 01:43:57,375 --> 01:43:58,375 In college. 2158 01:43:59,375 --> 01:44:02,205 - Anything since you've been... - I... I don't do it regularly. 2159 01:44:02,291 --> 01:44:04,011 Anything since you've been a mother? 2160 01:44:06,375 --> 01:44:07,665 Pot a few times. 2161 01:44:08,708 --> 01:44:11,628 Coke once at a party. I mean, Henry wasn't with me. 2162 01:44:14,208 --> 01:44:17,168 What would you say are your strengths as a parent? 2163 01:44:19,458 --> 01:44:20,458 Uh... 2164 01:44:25,291 --> 01:44:26,291 I listen. 2165 01:44:27,583 --> 01:44:28,583 I play. 2166 01:44:30,958 --> 01:44:33,538 I-I put in the time. I... 2167 01:44:34,250 --> 01:44:35,250 love... 2168 01:44:36,166 --> 01:44:37,746 taking care of him... 2169 01:44:38,500 --> 01:44:40,080 watching him grow. 2170 01:44:42,166 --> 01:44:43,166 And sometimes... 2171 01:44:43,708 --> 01:44:47,458 what they say about "it goes so fast" is true, but... 2172 01:44:48,916 --> 01:44:49,956 sometimes it's not. 2173 01:44:50,458 --> 01:44:53,128 Sometimes it goes too slow, honestly. 2174 01:44:54,500 --> 01:44:56,170 What are your weaknesses? 2175 01:44:59,083 --> 01:45:01,753 I'm too precise. I care too much. 2176 01:45:02,500 --> 01:45:04,420 Are those weaknesses? 2177 01:45:06,458 --> 01:45:07,458 Maybe not. 2178 01:45:10,583 --> 01:45:13,213 You know, he can be an asshole and... 2179 01:45:13,958 --> 01:45:16,601 I can get really pissed off, and I'll call him on being an asshole... 2180 01:45:16,625 --> 01:45:18,025 I'm going to stop you there. 2181 01:45:18,458 --> 01:45:20,578 When you do this for real, don't ever say that. 2182 01:45:20,666 --> 01:45:22,826 People don't accept mothers who drink too much wine 2183 01:45:22,916 --> 01:45:24,916 and yell at their child and call him an asshole. 2184 01:45:25,000 --> 01:45:26,500 I get it. I do it too. 2185 01:45:27,208 --> 01:45:29,288 We can accept an imperfect dad. 2186 01:45:29,375 --> 01:45:33,665 Let's face it, the idea of a good father was only invented like 30 years ago. 2187 01:45:34,208 --> 01:45:37,208 Before that, fathers were expected to be silent 2188 01:45:37,291 --> 01:45:41,001 and absent and unreliable and selfish, 2189 01:45:41,125 --> 01:45:43,325 and can all say we want them to be different. 2190 01:45:43,708 --> 01:45:46,788 But on some basic level, we accept them. 2191 01:45:47,083 --> 01:45:49,133 We love them for their fallibilities, 2192 01:45:49,208 --> 01:45:53,038 but people absolutely don't accept those same failings in mothers. 2193 01:45:53,125 --> 01:45:56,165 We don't accept it structurally and we don't accept it spiritually. 2194 01:45:56,250 --> 01:45:59,920 Because the basis of our Judeo-Christian whatever 2195 01:46:00,000 --> 01:46:03,460 is Mary, Mother of Jesus, and she's perfect. 2196 01:46:03,708 --> 01:46:06,458 She's a virgin who gives birth, 2197 01:46:06,916 --> 01:46:11,456 unwaveringly supports her child and holds his dead body when he's gone. 2198 01:46:12,041 --> 01:46:14,751 And the dad isn't there. He didn't even do the fucking. 2199 01:46:15,083 --> 01:46:16,213 God is in heaven. 2200 01:46:17,208 --> 01:46:21,248 God is the father and God didn't show up. 2201 01:46:21,541 --> 01:46:25,501 So, you have to be perfect, and Charlie can be a fuck up and it doesn't matter. 2202 01:46:26,625 --> 01:46:29,915 You will always be held to a different, higher standard. 2203 01:46:30,333 --> 01:46:33,503 And it's fucked up, but that's the way it is. 2204 01:46:42,791 --> 01:46:44,881 Ooh! Whoosh! 2205 01:46:45,208 --> 01:46:46,208 Oh. 2206 01:47:00,458 --> 01:47:03,958 Oh. I think I rang the wrong bell. Nancy Katz. 2207 01:47:04,041 --> 01:47:05,331 Hi, I'm Charlie Barber. 2208 01:47:05,958 --> 01:47:07,628 Henry's just playing in his room. 2209 01:47:09,125 --> 01:47:10,495 Nancy, can I get you anything? 2210 01:47:10,583 --> 01:47:13,583 Um, I'm easy. A glass of water? 2211 01:47:22,375 --> 01:47:24,075 It's a new apartment. 2212 01:47:31,000 --> 01:47:32,000 Shall we go in here? 2213 01:47:32,291 --> 01:47:33,291 Sure. 2214 01:47:40,125 --> 01:47:41,125 Um... 2215 01:47:50,458 --> 01:47:53,378 Um, what's a day like for the two of you here? 2216 01:47:53,916 --> 01:47:56,206 Well, if he has school, I take him there, of course, 2217 01:47:56,291 --> 01:47:58,331 and pick him up, assuming I can do both. 2218 01:47:58,583 --> 01:48:00,713 What prevents you from picking him up? 2219 01:48:01,000 --> 01:48:02,000 Um... 2220 01:48:02,458 --> 01:48:05,788 You know, work. I'm preparing a play I'm directing in a few months. 2221 01:48:06,083 --> 01:48:07,253 Oh, what is that? 2222 01:48:07,666 --> 01:48:10,576 Kasimir and Karoline by Ödön von Horváth. 2223 01:48:10,666 --> 01:48:12,536 We're doing it at the Barrow in New York. 2224 01:48:12,625 --> 01:48:14,125 So, you have to be away? 2225 01:48:14,208 --> 01:48:17,328 Yes, recently, since Nicole's been working on the show in LA, 2226 01:48:17,416 --> 01:48:18,916 I come back and forth a lot. 2227 01:48:19,375 --> 01:48:21,055 - That sounds difficult. - It is. 2228 01:48:22,000 --> 01:48:24,920 And expensive. I'll try to take him with me some of the time, 2229 01:48:25,000 --> 01:48:27,000 but Nicole doesn't like for him to fly so much. 2230 01:48:27,083 --> 01:48:30,713 Well, that can be hard on a child, all that recycled air. 2231 01:48:32,500 --> 01:48:33,920 Well, he's sturdy. 2232 01:48:34,500 --> 01:48:36,790 Some parents won't take their kids to a restaurant 2233 01:48:36,875 --> 01:48:38,705 because of these superbugs. 2234 01:48:39,291 --> 01:48:41,131 Uh-huh. 2235 01:48:42,916 --> 01:48:46,496 I noticed on one visit to Los Angeles, you came on a Sunday 2236 01:48:46,583 --> 01:48:48,003 and left on a Thursday. 2237 01:48:48,083 --> 01:48:49,883 Why not stay for a weekend? 2238 01:48:50,375 --> 01:48:55,375 Oh. Um, on that time, I had tech for Electra in New York. 2239 01:48:55,791 --> 01:48:56,961 What's that? 2240 01:48:57,916 --> 01:48:59,746 It was my Broadway debut. 2241 01:48:59,833 --> 01:49:02,043 Oh, I don't know what "tech" is. 2242 01:49:02,125 --> 01:49:05,575 It's the technical part of the production. You figure out the lights. 2243 01:49:05,666 --> 01:49:07,851 - And Monday's our day off. - What's a weekend day like? 2244 01:49:07,875 --> 01:49:10,535 Well, out here, he has basketball on Saturday at 12. 2245 01:49:10,625 --> 01:49:11,745 Eleven, I'm sorry. 2246 01:49:11,833 --> 01:49:14,253 And so, we go there. And then, afterwards... 2247 01:49:15,208 --> 01:49:18,708 maybe we'll get lunch somewhere, and then, if there's a movie to see... 2248 01:49:18,958 --> 01:49:20,578 Does he like basketball? 2249 01:49:20,666 --> 01:49:21,666 He does. 2250 01:49:21,875 --> 01:49:25,245 His coach, uh, Rick, says he's a good dribbler, and I've seen that. 2251 01:49:25,708 --> 01:49:26,878 - Uh-huh. - Ron. 2252 01:49:27,708 --> 01:49:29,668 Sorry, his coach's name is Ron. 2253 01:49:29,750 --> 01:49:31,250 Rick's his dentist in New York. 2254 01:49:31,333 --> 01:49:34,543 Well, you know our home home was... is in New York. 2255 01:49:34,625 --> 01:49:35,955 That's where we live. 2256 01:49:36,041 --> 01:49:38,171 New York is a long way from here. 2257 01:49:38,708 --> 01:49:40,458 Well, we like it because we can walk. 2258 01:49:40,541 --> 01:49:42,041 You can walk here. 2259 01:49:42,416 --> 01:49:43,416 Not really. 2260 01:49:43,458 --> 01:49:44,918 And the space... 2261 01:49:51,291 --> 01:49:52,671 Do you like your school? 2262 01:49:53,625 --> 01:49:54,625 I love it. 2263 01:49:54,958 --> 01:49:57,078 What's your favorite part about it? 2264 01:49:57,541 --> 01:49:58,541 I don't know. 2265 01:50:00,041 --> 01:50:01,041 Maybe gym. 2266 01:50:01,333 --> 01:50:02,543 You like math. 2267 01:50:03,708 --> 01:50:04,828 Not anymore. 2268 01:50:06,625 --> 01:50:07,825 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 2269 01:50:07,916 --> 01:50:10,416 - But you're getting really good at it. - No. 2270 01:50:11,541 --> 01:50:12,961 Well, you are, but... 2271 01:50:15,708 --> 01:50:17,998 What do you and your dad like to do together? 2272 01:50:18,708 --> 01:50:21,288 When I'm at my dad's, we sometimes watch a movie, 2273 01:50:21,375 --> 01:50:22,995 or build a Lego, or something. 2274 01:50:23,791 --> 01:50:25,631 My dad's a great Lego builder. 2275 01:50:26,041 --> 01:50:27,381 And at your mom's? 2276 01:50:28,125 --> 01:50:31,625 At home, I have most of my toys, and there's a pool, 2277 01:50:32,125 --> 01:50:34,165 and I have a tree house and jungle gym. 2278 01:50:35,875 --> 01:50:39,285 We have super secret treasure hunt, which is really fun. 2279 01:50:40,708 --> 01:50:44,208 - Sweetheart? - Army men ride in here and... 2280 01:50:44,291 --> 01:50:45,921 Want to help me set the table? 2281 01:50:46,500 --> 01:50:47,420 Do I have to? 2282 01:50:47,500 --> 01:50:50,080 - Just come in here and grab a plate. - I'm playing. 2283 01:50:50,166 --> 01:50:51,166 Henry? 2284 01:50:52,083 --> 01:50:53,463 Okay. 2285 01:50:54,375 --> 01:50:55,375 Fine. 2286 01:50:59,458 --> 01:51:01,288 - Why are you being like this? - What? 2287 01:51:01,375 --> 01:51:03,245 If I ask you to help out, help out. 2288 01:51:03,333 --> 01:51:05,503 - What is this? - Special Meal. 2289 01:51:06,333 --> 01:51:07,713 What are the green things? 2290 01:51:08,291 --> 01:51:10,381 There aren't green things in Special Meal. 2291 01:51:10,458 --> 01:51:12,748 - It's just a garnish. - Ugh. 2292 01:51:12,833 --> 01:51:13,833 I'll take it off. 2293 01:51:14,875 --> 01:51:16,875 I don't want to eat anything it touched. 2294 01:51:16,958 --> 01:51:20,668 - It doesn't change the taste of anything. - I might want to be a vegetarian. 2295 01:51:21,291 --> 01:51:22,461 Mom's a vegetarian. 2296 01:51:22,541 --> 01:51:23,921 Is she a vegetarian now? 2297 01:51:24,500 --> 01:51:26,300 - Yeah. - Well, then, you should like garnish. 2298 01:51:26,375 --> 01:51:28,245 It's all garnish, vegetarianism. 2299 01:51:30,291 --> 01:51:31,711 I'm done with my water. 2300 01:51:41,750 --> 01:51:43,040 Sure I can't get you anything? 2301 01:51:43,125 --> 01:51:44,825 No, I'm fine, thank you. 2302 01:51:47,458 --> 01:51:48,828 Do the thing with the knife. 2303 01:51:48,916 --> 01:51:50,746 No, I'm not. 2304 01:51:51,708 --> 01:51:52,708 No. 2305 01:51:53,500 --> 01:51:54,500 Come on. 2306 01:51:54,750 --> 01:51:55,960 It's not a dinner thing. 2307 01:51:59,000 --> 01:52:00,460 It's not an any time thing. 2308 01:52:00,958 --> 01:52:02,628 What's the thing with the knife? 2309 01:52:03,458 --> 01:52:04,628 It's hilarious. 2310 01:52:04,708 --> 01:52:07,168 No, it's dumb. I have a small knife on my keychain, 2311 01:52:07,250 --> 01:52:08,500 which is only for adults. 2312 01:52:10,208 --> 01:52:11,958 And I do a thing with it sometimes. 2313 01:52:13,458 --> 01:52:15,038 You said I could get a knife. 2314 01:52:15,541 --> 01:52:17,421 A jackknife, yeah, when you're older. 2315 01:52:18,125 --> 01:52:19,125 Like ten. 2316 01:52:19,583 --> 01:52:21,003 No, like 20. 2317 01:52:21,666 --> 01:52:22,666 Yeah. 2318 01:52:28,000 --> 01:52:32,250 Dime, rime, lime, pime, sime... 2319 01:52:32,333 --> 01:52:34,373 Honey, stop guessing. You're so close. Stay with it. 2320 01:52:34,416 --> 01:52:36,536 Ugh, I don't want to do it. 2321 01:52:36,708 --> 01:52:40,208 - What's the first letter? - I don't want to do it. Can I do the iPad? 2322 01:52:40,291 --> 01:52:41,751 No, look. What's the first letter? 2323 01:52:42,125 --> 01:52:44,285 - I don't want to. - It's a T. What sound does T make? 2324 01:52:44,375 --> 01:52:46,705 - Tuh. - Right. Then just do the rest of it. 2325 01:52:47,291 --> 01:52:48,291 Dime. 2326 01:52:49,166 --> 01:52:50,036 No. 2327 01:52:50,125 --> 01:52:52,415 You have "tuh" and "ime." What is that? 2328 01:52:55,541 --> 01:52:56,541 Time. 2329 01:52:57,083 --> 01:52:58,083 It's time. 2330 01:52:59,333 --> 01:53:00,333 It's time. 2331 01:53:05,375 --> 01:53:06,375 You'll see, honey. 2332 01:53:06,458 --> 01:53:09,498 One day, it's just going to click and you'll be able to read everything. 2333 01:53:10,333 --> 01:53:11,543 I need a break. 2334 01:53:11,958 --> 01:53:13,748 Can I go play in my room? 2335 01:53:13,833 --> 01:53:14,833 Sure. 2336 01:53:17,083 --> 01:53:18,083 Hey. 2337 01:53:20,250 --> 01:53:21,250 Yeah? 2338 01:53:38,625 --> 01:53:40,415 Do you ever observe married people? 2339 01:53:40,500 --> 01:53:41,670 No. Why would I? 2340 01:53:42,500 --> 01:53:44,290 - I was kidding. - Oh. 2341 01:53:55,666 --> 01:53:58,996 The knife thing is... I carry this knife on my keychain, 2342 01:53:59,083 --> 01:54:00,793 which his mother got me, actually. 2343 01:54:02,500 --> 01:54:05,000 And I do this thing for his mom where I pretend to cut myself, 2344 01:54:05,083 --> 01:54:07,753 but I retract the blade, but I-I don't do it with him. 2345 01:54:11,041 --> 01:54:12,381 Oh. 2346 01:54:13,250 --> 01:54:14,790 - That's fine. - Are you okay? 2347 01:54:14,875 --> 01:54:17,245 Yeah, I must not have retracted the blade all the way. 2348 01:54:17,333 --> 01:54:18,793 - Do you need... - Yeah. 2349 01:54:20,208 --> 01:54:22,378 Yeah, no, it's fine. 2350 01:54:22,791 --> 01:54:24,041 What else can I tell you? 2351 01:54:24,916 --> 01:54:27,916 - Um, I think I have enough. - You have enough? 2352 01:54:28,416 --> 01:54:30,996 - Are you sure you're okay? - Totally. I'm fine. 2353 01:54:31,625 --> 01:54:34,535 Uh, well, I'll leave you guys for tonight. 2354 01:54:35,125 --> 01:54:36,125 Oh, okay. 2355 01:54:37,000 --> 01:54:40,080 I'll be in touch if I have further questions. 2356 01:54:41,166 --> 01:54:42,666 Uh... Oh, thanks. 2357 01:54:42,750 --> 01:54:43,750 Um... 2358 01:54:44,833 --> 01:54:46,463 Oh, thanks. Um... 2359 01:54:49,000 --> 01:54:51,210 Thanks. Thank you for the water. 2360 01:54:51,291 --> 01:54:53,831 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Are you sure you're okay? 2361 01:54:53,916 --> 01:54:55,286 - Yeah. - Okay. 2362 01:54:56,250 --> 01:54:57,460 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 2363 01:55:02,416 --> 01:55:03,826 Oh. Sorry. 2364 01:55:05,250 --> 01:55:06,250 All right, let... 2365 01:55:09,041 --> 01:55:10,381 I think you turn the... 2366 01:55:14,125 --> 01:55:15,455 - Okay. - Sorry. 2367 01:55:15,958 --> 01:55:16,958 Okay. 2368 01:56:20,458 --> 01:56:21,788 Dad, are you okay? 2369 01:56:22,500 --> 01:56:23,880 Yeah, I'm just tired. 2370 01:56:41,083 --> 01:56:42,633 Dad, did she like us? 2371 01:56:44,708 --> 01:56:47,128 Yeah, she thought we were great. 2372 01:58:20,500 --> 01:58:21,540 Guys, slow down. 2373 01:58:23,208 --> 01:58:24,208 So... 2374 01:58:24,375 --> 01:58:26,745 because Charlie dropped his claim to New York, 2375 01:58:26,833 --> 01:58:27,883 we're mostly done. 2376 01:58:28,166 --> 01:58:29,456 Jay's lost interest, 2377 01:58:29,625 --> 01:58:31,955 and Ted, his associate, is doing the paperwork. 2378 01:58:32,041 --> 01:58:33,791 And we're not taking any money, right? 2379 01:58:33,875 --> 01:58:36,075 We withdrew our claim for the MacArthur, 2380 01:58:36,166 --> 01:58:38,326 which I think we could have gotten, by the way, 2381 01:58:38,416 --> 01:58:40,666 and they're not asking for any of the show. 2382 01:58:41,791 --> 01:58:43,381 Thank you for everything, Nora. 2383 01:58:43,708 --> 01:58:45,128 You're welcome, doll. 2384 01:58:45,875 --> 01:58:47,625 To your new home in LA. 2385 01:58:51,416 --> 01:58:52,416 Mmm. 2386 01:58:52,750 --> 01:58:53,750 And... 2387 01:58:53,916 --> 01:58:55,286 whenever Charlie is in LA, 2388 01:58:55,375 --> 01:58:58,415 I got the custody breakdown to be 55/45. 2389 01:58:58,875 --> 01:59:01,785 So you'll have Henry an extra day every two weeks. 2390 01:59:02,208 --> 01:59:03,578 I thought we made it equal. 2391 01:59:03,750 --> 01:59:05,420 I tweaked it at the last minute. 2392 01:59:05,500 --> 01:59:08,330 I just didn't want him to be able to say he got 50/50, 2393 01:59:08,416 --> 01:59:09,876 bragging to his friends. 2394 01:59:10,375 --> 01:59:12,415 - But I don't want to do that. - Take it. 2395 01:59:12,875 --> 01:59:13,915 You won. 2396 01:59:15,541 --> 01:59:16,541 Uh-huh. 2397 01:59:40,333 --> 01:59:42,583 Hi. You look like a guy who really cares about animals. 2398 01:59:42,666 --> 01:59:43,666 Nope. 2399 02:00:03,416 --> 02:00:05,206 Oh, my God! 2400 02:00:05,458 --> 02:00:06,458 Hi. 2401 02:00:21,750 --> 02:00:24,130 The couch was technically hers, pre-marriage. 2402 02:00:24,208 --> 02:00:26,128 But I mean... it was our couch. 2403 02:00:26,208 --> 02:00:28,048 It's not like I was going to buy another couch. 2404 02:00:28,083 --> 02:00:30,483 But then when it comes time to split, it's suddenly her couch 2405 02:00:30,541 --> 02:00:31,921 and I have no couch, and... 2406 02:00:32,625 --> 02:00:33,915 Hey, guys, what's up? 2407 02:00:34,791 --> 02:00:37,041 I'm sitting on the floor is the short version. 2408 02:00:39,666 --> 02:00:42,416 I'm sorry. This is all so self-pitying and boring. 2409 02:00:42,500 --> 02:00:43,500 No, come on. 2410 02:00:43,583 --> 02:00:45,333 No, it's so stupid. I'm sorry. 2411 02:00:45,416 --> 02:00:48,246 - It sounds really tough. - No, no, no, no. It is sad. 2412 02:01:07,625 --> 02:01:09,665 It's true, but there's more than that. 2413 02:01:09,875 --> 02:01:11,625 Is that all you think there is to it? 2414 02:01:11,708 --> 02:01:14,068 You have so many reasons for not being with someone, Robert, 2415 02:01:14,125 --> 02:01:16,165 but you haven't got one good reason for being alone. 2416 02:01:16,208 --> 02:01:18,708 C'mon, you're onto something. Robbie, you're onto something. 2417 02:01:31,041 --> 02:01:34,501 You see what you look for, you know? You're not a kid anymore, Robbie. 2418 02:01:34,583 --> 02:01:36,713 I don't think you'll ever be a kid again, kiddo. 2419 02:01:48,708 --> 02:01:52,038 Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. 2420 02:01:52,125 --> 02:01:53,455 Want something. 2421 02:01:54,250 --> 02:01:55,580 Want something. 2422 02:04:08,875 --> 02:04:10,075 Hello? 2423 02:04:19,916 --> 02:04:21,246 Hello? 2424 02:04:22,916 --> 02:04:25,036 - Hi. Sorry, the door was open. - Shh. 2425 02:04:26,000 --> 02:04:27,040 Oh, okay. 2426 02:04:29,291 --> 02:04:30,501 Whoa! Gotcha! 2427 02:04:30,583 --> 02:04:31,583 Aah! 2428 02:04:32,000 --> 02:04:33,500 Oh, Charlie! 2429 02:04:34,083 --> 02:04:36,583 Oh! Was your flight okay? 2430 02:04:36,666 --> 02:04:38,126 - Yeah. - Carter. 2431 02:04:38,208 --> 02:04:39,288 Charlie. 2432 02:04:39,375 --> 02:04:40,535 Nicole's still at work. 2433 02:04:48,083 --> 02:04:49,333 - Hi. - Hi. 2434 02:04:49,416 --> 02:04:50,416 Can I get a hug? 2435 02:04:55,666 --> 02:04:57,076 - Hey, how'd it go? - Hey. 2436 02:04:57,166 --> 02:05:00,226 Good, yeah. Donny's dead now. We shot the scene where he merges with the ficus. 2437 02:05:00,250 --> 02:05:02,531 - Henry's upstairs. - She got an Emmy nomination. 2438 02:05:02,750 --> 02:05:05,210 - She's a great actress. - No, for directing. 2439 02:05:06,875 --> 02:05:08,705 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 2440 02:05:08,791 --> 02:05:11,541 Now I know what you were so obsessed with all the time. 2441 02:05:11,625 --> 02:05:13,535 - Um, we should get ready. - Yeah. 2442 02:05:13,625 --> 02:05:15,517 - We're the Beatles. - Come on, Charlie. 2443 02:05:15,541 --> 02:05:17,101 I didn't really get a costume together. 2444 02:05:17,125 --> 02:05:19,392 - You could be George Martin. - I don't need to be anything. 2445 02:05:19,416 --> 02:05:21,767 - You've got to be something. - A ghost. I'll get you a sheet. 2446 02:05:21,791 --> 02:05:23,934 I have the album cover if anyone needs to reference it. 2447 02:05:23,958 --> 02:05:26,828 And we should leave soon. I'm saying that as much for me as anyone else. 2448 02:05:26,916 --> 02:05:29,476 - Am I John or George? - Trick-or-treating starts at 5:00. 2449 02:05:29,500 --> 02:05:31,059 You're George. Nicole is John. 2450 02:05:37,916 --> 02:05:40,786 I wanted to tell you I took a residency at UCLA. 2451 02:05:42,416 --> 02:05:44,876 I'm going to direct two plays in rep at REDCAT. 2452 02:05:46,916 --> 02:05:47,916 Oh. 2453 02:05:48,708 --> 02:05:50,248 So, I'm going to be here for a while. 2454 02:05:53,458 --> 02:05:54,458 That's great. 2455 02:05:57,625 --> 02:05:58,625 Are you okay? 2456 02:06:01,125 --> 02:06:02,125 Yeah. 2457 02:06:04,625 --> 02:06:05,825 It's only good. 2458 02:06:06,125 --> 02:06:07,575 Nicole? 2459 02:06:07,666 --> 02:06:09,706 Can you help me with my zipper? 2460 02:06:30,083 --> 02:06:33,333 "Charlie is... in... cr..." 2461 02:06:33,416 --> 02:06:34,286 something. 2462 02:06:34,375 --> 02:06:35,375 "... neat 2463 02:06:35,666 --> 02:06:39,076 and I re-ly on him 2464 02:06:39,500 --> 02:06:44,000 to keep things in or-der. 2465 02:06:44,875 --> 02:06:46,745 He is energy con..." 2466 02:06:48,000 --> 02:06:51,210 - I don't know what this word is. - You're getting so good at reading. 2467 02:06:51,875 --> 02:06:52,995 What is that? 2468 02:06:54,958 --> 02:06:59,498 "He doesn't look in the mirror too of-ten. 2469 02:06:59,958 --> 02:07:02,078 He cries eas-ily 2470 02:07:02,541 --> 02:07:04,541 in movies... 2471 02:07:05,625 --> 02:07:08,245 He is very self-suf..." 2472 02:07:09,166 --> 02:07:10,206 Self-sufficient. 2473 02:07:11,666 --> 02:07:14,826 "He can dar-n a sock..." 2474 02:07:14,916 --> 02:07:17,456 That means sew, like a hole. 2475 02:07:18,083 --> 02:07:21,083 "... and cook himself dinner 2476 02:07:21,541 --> 02:07:24,421 and ir..." 2477 02:07:24,500 --> 02:07:25,710 Break it into two parts. 2478 02:07:26,083 --> 02:07:27,793 "... Ur. On." 2479 02:07:27,875 --> 02:07:29,535 Not "ur" but "ire." 2480 02:07:29,833 --> 02:07:30,923 Ire. On. 2481 02:07:31,000 --> 02:07:32,000 Iron. 2482 02:07:33,833 --> 02:07:35,043 "... a shirt. 2483 02:07:36,916 --> 02:07:40,206 He rarely gets def-eated, 2484 02:07:40,500 --> 02:07:42,960 which I fell... 2485 02:07:44,291 --> 02:07:47,631 feel like I always do. 2486 02:07:48,666 --> 02:07:52,036 Charlie takes all of my moods stead-ily. 2487 02:07:52,625 --> 02:07:54,825 He doesn't give in to them 2488 02:07:55,166 --> 02:07:57,576 or make me feel bad about them. 2489 02:07:58,458 --> 02:08:00,788 He's a great dress-er and never looks em..." 2490 02:08:01,291 --> 02:08:03,381 - I don't know this one. - Embarrassing. 2491 02:08:04,208 --> 02:08:05,208 "... embarrassing, 2492 02:08:05,666 --> 02:08:09,036 wh-ich is hard for a man." 2493 02:08:10,000 --> 02:08:11,040 You read it now. 2494 02:08:13,333 --> 02:08:14,753 "He's very competitive. 2495 02:08:15,875 --> 02:08:17,575 He loves being a dad. 2496 02:08:18,625 --> 02:08:20,995 He loves all the things you're supposed to hate, 2497 02:08:21,416 --> 02:08:22,826 like the tantrums, 2498 02:08:23,333 --> 02:08:24,753 the waking up at night. 2499 02:08:25,375 --> 02:08:27,915 It's almost annoying how much he likes it, 2500 02:08:28,291 --> 02:08:29,671 but then, it's mostly nice. 2501 02:08:30,958 --> 02:08:32,998 He disappears into his own world. 2502 02:08:33,083 --> 02:08:35,173 He and Henry are alike that way. 2503 02:08:36,666 --> 02:08:37,876 He can tell... 2504 02:08:38,208 --> 02:08:40,998 people they have food in their teeth 2505 02:08:41,708 --> 02:08:44,578 or on their face in a way that doesn't make them feel bad. 2506 02:08:45,500 --> 02:08:46,880 Charlie is self made. 2507 02:08:47,250 --> 02:08:49,710 His parents, I only met them once, 2508 02:08:49,791 --> 02:08:52,581 but he told me there was a lot of alcohol... 2509 02:08:56,250 --> 02:08:58,750 He moved to New York from Indiana 2510 02:08:59,291 --> 02:09:00,421 with no safety net, 2511 02:09:00,500 --> 02:09:03,250 and now he's more New Yorker than any New Yorker. 2512 02:09:04,041 --> 02:09:07,041 He's brilliant at creating family out of whoever is around. 2513 02:09:07,416 --> 02:09:08,786 With the theater company... 2514 02:09:09,666 --> 02:09:11,166 he casts a spell... 2515 02:09:11,791 --> 02:09:14,251 that made everyone feel included. 2516 02:09:14,791 --> 02:09:17,541 No one, not even an intern, was unimportant." 2517 02:09:18,916 --> 02:09:19,956 What's an intern? 2518 02:09:20,166 --> 02:09:21,536 Uh, it's like a... 2519 02:09:22,583 --> 02:09:24,173 helper, but who isn't paid. 2520 02:09:24,375 --> 02:09:25,575 Why aren't they paid? 2521 02:09:26,833 --> 02:09:28,583 They're young, they're learning. 2522 02:09:30,041 --> 02:09:32,921 I don't know, maybe if they do a good job, they get paid later. 2523 02:09:33,166 --> 02:09:34,376 Okay, keep going. 2524 02:09:35,708 --> 02:09:39,628 "He could remember all the inside jokes, he's extremely organized and thorough, 2525 02:09:39,833 --> 02:09:43,253 he's very clear about what he wants, unlike me who can't always tell. 2526 02:09:43,791 --> 02:09:46,831 I fell in love with him two seconds after I saw him. 2527 02:10:10,583 --> 02:10:12,213 And I'll never stop loving him, 2528 02:10:12,541 --> 02:10:14,671 even though it doesn't make sense anymore." 2529 02:10:28,875 --> 02:10:31,325 - See you. Good seeing you. - Good seeing you too. 2530 02:10:31,416 --> 02:10:33,076 - Oh, Charlie! - G-ma. 2531 02:10:33,166 --> 02:10:34,786 I'm so happy you came. 2532 02:10:35,416 --> 02:10:36,826 I'll email you that article. 2533 02:10:37,000 --> 02:10:38,080 - Yes, please do. - Yeah. 2534 02:10:38,166 --> 02:10:40,326 - All right. Thank you. - Take care. 2535 02:10:44,541 --> 02:10:47,501 We were going to bring him to dinner, but he's so wiped out. 2536 02:10:47,583 --> 02:10:48,673 You want to take him? 2537 02:10:50,083 --> 02:10:52,043 - It's your night. - I know. 2538 02:10:52,125 --> 02:10:54,059 - Yeah. I'll drop him back in the morning. - Good. 2539 02:10:54,083 --> 02:10:56,309 Yeah, text me when you're up. We'll figure something out. 2540 02:10:56,333 --> 02:10:58,173 You're going to go with your dad, okay? 2541 02:10:58,250 --> 02:10:59,420 - Okay. - Yeah? 2542 02:11:10,500 --> 02:11:12,080 I love you. 2543 02:11:12,875 --> 02:11:14,075 I love you too. 2544 02:11:19,916 --> 02:11:20,916 Oh, hey. 2545 02:11:33,041 --> 02:11:34,041 Thanks.