1 00:05:05,563 --> 00:05:07,231 Hey! 2 00:05:07,331 --> 00:05:08,665 Are you single? 3 00:05:09,967 --> 00:05:11,869 I'm a matchmaker at Adore. 4 00:05:11,969 --> 00:05:14,071 Please give me a call if you want to meet somebody. 5 00:05:14,171 --> 00:05:16,373 We have a lot of great matches for you. 6 00:05:17,274 --> 00:05:18,242 Talk soon. 7 00:05:32,423 --> 00:05:33,390 James, hi. 8 00:05:33,491 --> 00:05:35,059 Thanks for calling me back. 9 00:05:35,159 --> 00:05:38,129 Um, I just wanted to get some feedback on your first date 10 00:05:38,229 --> 00:05:39,530 with my client Sophie. 11 00:05:39,629 --> 00:05:41,132 I'm actually on my way to meet her right now... 12 00:05:41,232 --> 00:05:43,167 but I had a quick chat with her this morning... 13 00:05:43,267 --> 00:05:45,735 and the headline is, she had a great time 14 00:05:45,836 --> 00:05:47,737 and would love to see you again. 15 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:51,842 Hello? James? 16 00:05:51,942 --> 00:05:55,346 Yeah, I'd like to be taken off the service. 17 00:05:56,646 --> 00:05:58,215 May I ask why? 18 00:05:58,315 --> 00:05:59,917 I thought you were going to set me up 19 00:06:00,017 --> 00:06:02,920 with high-quality women. 20 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:06,723 I said: a fit woman in her 30s with a nice smile. 21 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:09,160 She's 40 and fat. 22 00:06:09,260 --> 00:06:12,062 - She's 39. - 39 is not 30s, that's 40. 23 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:15,332 I would never swipe right on a woman like that. 24 00:06:17,268 --> 00:06:19,736 - I'm sorry you feel that way. - (LINE DISCONNECTS) 25 00:06:32,449 --> 00:06:34,285 I'm so happy. 26 00:06:36,686 --> 00:06:38,522 You did it, Lucy. 27 00:06:38,622 --> 00:06:42,927 When you said that he's 47 and only makes 150K a year... 28 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:47,398 I almost said no, but I'm really happy I trusted you. 29 00:06:48,566 --> 00:06:49,833 I know it's only been one date 30 00:06:49,934 --> 00:06:52,269 and I need to manage my expectations... 31 00:06:52,369 --> 00:06:56,340 but this is probably the best first date I've ever had! 32 00:06:56,440 --> 00:07:00,211 Uh, Sophie, so I just got off the phone with him. 33 00:07:00,311 --> 00:07:02,613 And he loved meeting you, 34 00:07:02,712 --> 00:07:04,682 he had a great time... 35 00:07:04,781 --> 00:07:06,417 But he doesn't feel like the chemistry 36 00:07:06,517 --> 00:07:08,718 is there for him at this time. 37 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:10,753 So. 38 00:07:12,690 --> 00:07:14,291 Onward and upward. 39 00:07:15,593 --> 00:07:18,095 He doesn't want a second date? 40 00:07:19,263 --> 00:07:20,264 No. 41 00:07:22,499 --> 00:07:24,535 He's balding. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 42 00:07:24,635 --> 00:07:26,637 How fucking dare he? 43 00:07:26,736 --> 00:07:28,339 Dating is a risk. 44 00:07:28,439 --> 00:07:32,309 You took a risk. It's brave. 45 00:07:32,409 --> 00:07:35,145 Why did you set me up with someone like that? 46 00:07:36,580 --> 00:07:39,016 He checked a lot of our boxes... 47 00:07:39,950 --> 00:07:41,819 and you checked a lot of his. 48 00:07:42,519 --> 00:07:44,722 So, onwards and upwards. 49 00:07:44,822 --> 00:07:45,923 Let's talk about your next match. 50 00:07:46,023 --> 00:07:47,725 I have an amazing guy for you. 51 00:07:47,825 --> 00:07:50,427 His name is Mark, he's a doctor, 52 00:07:50,527 --> 00:07:51,662 he's very handsome... 53 00:07:51,761 --> 00:07:54,298 he has a full head of hair, he's 48. 54 00:07:54,398 --> 00:07:56,400 That's almost 50. 55 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:57,835 He looks great for 48. 56 00:07:57,935 --> 00:08:00,804 He's very fit. He looks like he's 40. 57 00:08:00,904 --> 00:08:03,440 - How tall? - 5'11". 58 00:08:03,540 --> 00:08:07,878 Is he actually 5'11" or is he actually 5'9" and is lying? 59 00:08:07,978 --> 00:08:09,847 What's a couple of inches? 60 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:12,549 I don't want to waste my time. 61 00:08:12,650 --> 00:08:15,319 I am not asking for a miracle. 62 00:08:15,419 --> 00:08:18,289 I'm just asking for the bare minimum. 63 00:08:18,389 --> 00:08:20,691 I'm trying to settle. 64 00:08:20,790 --> 00:08:22,693 Sophie. 65 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:24,862 I know how it feels right now. 66 00:08:25,696 --> 00:08:27,498 But I promise you... 67 00:08:29,233 --> 00:08:32,136 you're going to marry the love of your life. 68 00:08:33,103 --> 00:08:34,772 I don't believe you. 69 00:08:34,872 --> 00:08:36,206 That's okay. 70 00:08:37,341 --> 00:08:38,575 I believe it. 71 00:08:58,062 --> 00:09:01,465 Girl of the hour! 72 00:09:01,565 --> 00:09:03,033 Tonight, we're all gathered 73 00:09:03,133 --> 00:09:06,470 to celebrate the most talented Lucy. 74 00:09:06,570 --> 00:09:10,040 One hell of a matchmaker with razor-sharp instincts... 75 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:14,178 and an eagle eye for chemistry because this weekend... 76 00:09:14,278 --> 00:09:18,882 her client Charlotte B. is getting married! 77 00:09:20,784 --> 00:09:24,288 Charlotte B. is marrying Peter C. 78 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:26,825 The Prince Charming 79 00:09:26,924 --> 00:09:30,260 Lucy matched her with 20 months ago. 80 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:33,630 How many marriages are you responsible for now, Lucy? 81 00:09:34,565 --> 00:09:35,666 Nine. 82 00:09:35,766 --> 00:09:38,969 (CHANTING) Lucy! Lucy! Lucy! 83 00:09:39,937 --> 00:09:42,873 Lucy, do a speech! 84 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:47,177 (CHANTING) Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! 85 00:09:54,752 --> 00:09:55,986 Okay. 86 00:09:57,121 --> 00:09:59,890 My speech is... 87 00:10:00,724 --> 00:10:02,259 that if the girl asks for 88 00:10:02,359 --> 00:10:04,027 a 6-foot-tall drink of water... 89 00:10:04,128 --> 00:10:07,498 in his 40s with a salary over 500 grand 90 00:10:07,598 --> 00:10:10,467 and a... good hairline... 91 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:13,003 you deliver. 92 00:10:15,973 --> 00:10:17,775 How did it go with Sophie L. today? 93 00:10:17,876 --> 00:10:20,544 It took our membership team an hour to get her to renew. 94 00:10:20,978 --> 00:10:22,646 Hopeless. 95 00:10:22,746 --> 00:10:25,115 I'm afraid there's not a single man in New York City 96 00:10:25,215 --> 00:10:26,617 that'll date this girl. 97 00:10:27,718 --> 00:10:29,186 What seems to be the issue? 98 00:10:29,286 --> 00:10:31,823 That's the thing. There is nothing wrong with her. 99 00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:35,058 She's okay attractive... 100 00:10:35,159 --> 00:10:39,997 okay money, okay educated, okay personality. 101 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:43,333 There's just not a standout quality. 102 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,702 She's not competitive in the mainstream market... 103 00:10:45,804 --> 00:10:47,806 and there is no niche market for her. 104 00:10:47,906 --> 00:10:49,072 Exactly. 105 00:10:49,173 --> 00:10:50,541 And if there's no specialty appeal... 106 00:10:50,641 --> 00:10:53,043 then there's no place for her in any market. 107 00:10:53,143 --> 00:10:54,879 That is tough. 108 00:10:54,978 --> 00:10:58,015 And she's my favorite client right now. 109 00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:00,083 I mean, she's entitled like everyone, 110 00:11:00,184 --> 00:11:02,319 but she's sweet... 111 00:11:02,419 --> 00:11:06,925 and she's realistic, she's not crazy. 112 00:11:07,024 --> 00:11:08,725 She's a nice girl. 113 00:11:10,494 --> 00:11:12,129 There's got to be a guy out there 114 00:11:12,229 --> 00:11:14,431 who just wants a nice girl. 115 00:11:14,531 --> 00:11:16,166 What about Mark P.? 116 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:17,902 He's okay. 117 00:11:18,001 --> 00:11:20,103 I pitched him to her already. 118 00:11:20,204 --> 00:11:22,941 She's afraid he's not actually 5'11". 119 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,241 And I'm like, can we please not worry 120 00:11:24,341 --> 00:11:25,476 about a couple inches right now? 121 00:11:25,576 --> 00:11:27,478 Because you're about to die alone. 122 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,547 You know there's a surgery for that. 123 00:11:31,782 --> 00:11:33,450 For dying alone? 124 00:11:33,550 --> 00:11:35,285 For getting taller. 125 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,021 Up to six inches. 126 00:11:38,121 --> 00:11:40,324 You break your legs, and... 127 00:11:40,424 --> 00:11:44,127 extend it, let the bone heal itself. 128 00:11:44,228 --> 00:11:46,497 That's a game changer. 129 00:11:46,597 --> 00:11:48,632 It costs like 200K. 130 00:11:48,732 --> 00:11:52,769 Six inches can double a man's value in the market. 131 00:11:54,037 --> 00:11:55,272 If you can afford it, 132 00:11:55,372 --> 00:11:57,341 it's definitely worth the investment. 133 00:11:57,976 --> 00:11:59,309 What's the saying? 134 00:11:59,409 --> 00:12:02,847 "You're not ugly, you just don't have money." 135 00:12:02,947 --> 00:12:03,915 Right. 136 00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:08,585 Do you have a dress picked out for the wedding? 137 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,521 Yes. 138 00:12:11,154 --> 00:12:12,924 Are you going alone? 139 00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,124 Mm-hmm. 140 00:12:14,224 --> 00:12:16,794 Lucy M.: The Eternal Bachelorette. 141 00:12:16,895 --> 00:12:18,562 A voluntary celibate. 142 00:12:18,662 --> 00:12:20,531 Do you want me to set you up with someone? 143 00:12:20,631 --> 00:12:23,300 No, I'm gonna die alone. 144 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,904 Or get a rich husband. 145 00:12:26,004 --> 00:12:27,638 Same thing. 146 00:12:44,187 --> 00:12:45,389 Hi, Charles. 147 00:12:46,323 --> 00:12:48,091 Good to see you. (KISSES) 148 00:12:48,191 --> 00:12:49,459 You look beautiful. 149 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,462 Oh, my God, look how big they are. 150 00:12:52,964 --> 00:12:54,164 Mom. 151 00:12:54,665 --> 00:12:56,166 Congratulations. 152 00:13:02,773 --> 00:13:04,141 Nice to see you. 153 00:13:05,977 --> 00:13:07,511 You look beautiful. 154 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:10,314 Nice to see you again. 155 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:13,417 Hi, Henry. Hi. 156 00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:15,519 I have been saying to everyone 157 00:13:15,619 --> 00:13:17,754 that Peter and Char are my couple goals... 158 00:13:17,855 --> 00:13:19,089 and I need to find my own Peter 159 00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:20,624 and you're responsible? 160 00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:23,760 Well, I'm how Charlotte and Peter met, okay? 161 00:13:23,861 --> 00:13:25,063 But it's up to the client 162 00:13:25,162 --> 00:13:26,296 to build a strong enough relationship... 163 00:13:26,396 --> 00:13:27,731 that leads to marriage. 164 00:13:27,832 --> 00:13:29,067 But how did you know that 165 00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:30,868 Peter would be the perfect guy for Char? 166 00:13:30,969 --> 00:13:33,604 Well, she can't tell, it's her industry secret. 167 00:13:33,704 --> 00:13:36,640 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) There are no industry secrets. 168 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:38,910 We can always meet our life partner 169 00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:41,511 out in the wild or swiping on apps. 170 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:44,648 But the happy ending to a first date... 171 00:13:44,748 --> 00:13:46,283 is not the second date. 172 00:13:46,383 --> 00:13:48,987 It's changing each other's diapers 173 00:13:49,087 --> 00:13:51,622 and burying each other. 174 00:13:51,722 --> 00:13:53,858 You're looking for a nursing home partner 175 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,359 and a grave buddy. 176 00:13:56,894 --> 00:13:59,496 Who our partner is... 177 00:13:59,596 --> 00:14:02,100 it determines our whole life... 178 00:14:02,199 --> 00:14:04,201 and how we live. 179 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:07,571 Not for one, two, ten years, but... 180 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,641 forever. 181 00:14:10,741 --> 00:14:12,810 Oh, my God. (CHUCKLES) 182 00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:15,046 I need you so badly. 183 00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,179 Yeah, I'm desperate. 184 00:14:16,279 --> 00:14:17,648 Can I give you my card? 185 00:14:17,748 --> 00:14:19,182 Of course. 186 00:14:19,282 --> 00:14:20,818 I'm going through a divorce, but once it's over... 187 00:14:20,918 --> 00:14:23,153 I would really, really like to give you a call. 188 00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,354 I'm so sorry to hear that. 189 00:14:24,454 --> 00:14:26,858 Lucy. She needs you. 190 00:14:29,559 --> 00:14:30,594 Excuse me. 191 00:14:54,751 --> 00:14:57,187 I just need five minutes alone with her. 192 00:15:15,472 --> 00:15:17,909 - Hi, Charlotte. - Hey, Lucy. 193 00:15:19,509 --> 00:15:21,211 How're you holding up? 194 00:15:22,013 --> 00:15:23,580 Not good. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 195 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,249 What's going on? 196 00:15:29,187 --> 00:15:30,787 What's going on... 197 00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:35,325 is that I am a modern woman. 198 00:15:35,425 --> 00:15:37,394 Like, I could've been anything. 199 00:15:38,096 --> 00:15:39,396 Anything. 200 00:15:39,496 --> 00:15:42,532 But I chose to become... 201 00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:45,335 a bride. 202 00:15:46,938 --> 00:15:48,538 I chose this. 203 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,110 It's not like I'm getting married 204 00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:53,510 because I need to forge a... 205 00:15:53,610 --> 00:15:56,747 relationship between two kingdoms. 206 00:15:56,848 --> 00:16:00,250 It's not like my family needs a cow. (LAUGHS) 207 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:03,553 I chose this. I chose to marry a man. 208 00:16:04,122 --> 00:16:05,056 Charlotte. 209 00:16:05,156 --> 00:16:07,491 Marriage is a business deal. 210 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,228 And it always has been 211 00:16:10,327 --> 00:16:12,864 since the very first time two people did it. 212 00:16:14,464 --> 00:16:18,368 You can always walk away if the deal isn't good. 213 00:16:18,468 --> 00:16:20,637 And as the person who introduced you to Peter, 214 00:16:20,737 --> 00:16:23,406 I will walk right out of here with you. 215 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:27,845 So tell me: do you not want to get married today? 216 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,914 I have to. 217 00:16:30,014 --> 00:16:32,349 Why? - Bec... (SCOFFS) 218 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:36,854 My parents spent so much money on this wedding. 219 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,522 We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars... 220 00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:39,656 on this wedding just so that 221 00:16:39,756 --> 00:16:42,927 I could feel like a fucking woman. 222 00:16:43,027 --> 00:16:44,262 Why do you really, 223 00:16:44,361 --> 00:16:47,497 in the darkest, ugliest part of yourself, 224 00:16:47,597 --> 00:16:49,299 want to marry Peter? 225 00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,837 And I promise you... 226 00:16:52,937 --> 00:16:54,704 I have heard every reason 227 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,674 why a person wants to get married to someone. 228 00:16:57,774 --> 00:17:03,181 And none of them are shocking or wrong or crazy to me. 229 00:17:03,281 --> 00:17:05,782 It will be a secret between you and me. 230 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:11,421 You promise it'll be a secret? 231 00:17:11,521 --> 00:17:12,722 I promise. 232 00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:17,627 You cannot tell anyone. 233 00:17:17,727 --> 00:17:21,431 Not a soul. It is so awful. 234 00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:26,003 I will take it to my grave. 235 00:17:42,485 --> 00:17:45,689 He makes my sister jealous. 236 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,559 She's never said that, but I know it's true. 237 00:17:49,659 --> 00:17:51,528 She thinks he's better than her husband. 238 00:17:51,628 --> 00:17:53,363 She thinks he's... 239 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:56,700 got a better job, that he's better-looking. 240 00:17:58,336 --> 00:17:59,536 Taller. 241 00:18:01,339 --> 00:18:02,539 And... 242 00:18:04,942 --> 00:18:07,377 that makes me feel... 243 00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:11,548 like I've won. 244 00:18:18,155 --> 00:18:20,523 So this is about value. 245 00:18:24,461 --> 00:18:26,763 Peter makes you feel valuable. 246 00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,071 Yeah, he does. 247 00:18:35,273 --> 00:18:36,773 He really does. 248 00:18:38,608 --> 00:18:40,744 Does that make you want to marry him? 249 00:19:29,759 --> 00:19:30,795 Hey. 250 00:19:31,528 --> 00:19:32,964 I'm Harry. 251 00:19:33,064 --> 00:19:34,065 Lucy. 252 00:19:35,032 --> 00:19:36,533 You're the matchmaker. 253 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,403 You're the brother. 254 00:19:39,502 --> 00:19:41,806 What are you doing at the singles table? 255 00:19:41,906 --> 00:19:45,142 My mother wants me to marry. 256 00:19:45,242 --> 00:19:46,676 I can help you with that. 257 00:19:46,776 --> 00:19:48,712 I saw you recruiting earlier. 258 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:51,648 A wedding like this must be a gold mine. 259 00:19:51,748 --> 00:19:54,584 There's a lot of opportunity here for our company. 260 00:19:54,684 --> 00:19:55,987 Your sales pitch is perfect 261 00:19:56,087 --> 00:19:58,255 because you make it feel like it's their idea. 262 00:19:58,356 --> 00:20:00,124 It's not like you're telling people they need you, 263 00:20:00,224 --> 00:20:02,159 nobody wants to hear that. 264 00:20:02,259 --> 00:20:03,394 If they need you, 265 00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:05,096 then something is wrong with them. 266 00:20:05,896 --> 00:20:07,530 Instead... 267 00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:09,166 you're saying: "You could do this on your own 268 00:20:09,266 --> 00:20:12,003 "but if you're lucky enough to be able to afford me, 269 00:20:13,636 --> 00:20:14,872 "why not?" 270 00:20:16,639 --> 00:20:18,209 You're a luxury good. 271 00:20:18,309 --> 00:20:20,144 Then they really do feel like they need you... 272 00:20:20,244 --> 00:20:23,280 just like they need every other luxury in their lives. 273 00:20:23,381 --> 00:20:25,016 Once you get your first $400 haircut, 274 00:20:25,116 --> 00:20:27,684 you can't go back to Supercuts, can you? 275 00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:29,786 It's easy. 276 00:20:29,887 --> 00:20:31,989 No. You're just really good. 277 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,559 What's it like? 278 00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:38,462 What's what like? 279 00:20:38,561 --> 00:20:40,097 Being a matchmaker. 280 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,301 It's like working at the morgue, 281 00:20:44,402 --> 00:20:45,936 or an insurance company. 282 00:20:47,838 --> 00:20:49,539 (CHUCKLES) In what way? 283 00:20:51,442 --> 00:20:55,446 6'2", 5'6". Skinny, fit, fat. 284 00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:56,914 White, Black, Asian. 285 00:20:57,014 --> 00:20:58,916 - Doctor, lawyer, banker. - (CHUCKLES) 286 00:20:59,016 --> 00:21:02,053 100 grand, 200 grand, 300 grand. 287 00:21:02,153 --> 00:21:04,321 Smoker, non-smoker. 288 00:21:04,422 --> 00:21:06,556 But you must know a lot about love. 289 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,059 I know about dating. 290 00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:10,194 What's the difference? 291 00:21:12,695 --> 00:21:15,433 Dating takes a lot of effort. 292 00:21:15,533 --> 00:21:17,501 A lot of trial and error. 293 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,237 A ton of risk and pain. 294 00:21:23,274 --> 00:21:24,707 Love is easy. 295 00:21:25,376 --> 00:21:27,378 Is it? 296 00:21:27,478 --> 00:21:30,347 I find it to be the most difficult thing in the world. 297 00:21:31,515 --> 00:21:33,951 That's because we can't help it. 298 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:38,022 It just walks into our lives sometimes. 299 00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:41,559 Are you hitting on me? 300 00:21:41,658 --> 00:21:43,593 - Definitely not. - (CHUCKLES) 301 00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:45,429 But I do think that you would be 302 00:21:45,529 --> 00:21:47,998 a great match for a lot of our clients. 303 00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:50,901 We need more straight men in New York City. 304 00:21:51,001 --> 00:21:53,636 You look about six feet tall. How much money do you make? 305 00:21:53,736 --> 00:21:55,605 Just straight up like that? 306 00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:59,776 I make 80 grand a year before taxes. 307 00:21:59,877 --> 00:22:01,846 Do you make more or less than that? 308 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:02,947 More. 309 00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,283 I know. 310 00:22:06,383 --> 00:22:07,750 Finance, right? 311 00:22:10,321 --> 00:22:11,822 Private equity. 312 00:22:13,491 --> 00:22:14,624 Do you want a drink? 313 00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:16,994 - Sure. - What do you want? 314 00:22:17,094 --> 00:22:19,029 - Coke and beer. - (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 315 00:22:25,369 --> 00:22:26,403 Hey, buddy. 316 00:22:27,204 --> 00:22:28,705 Hi, John. 317 00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:42,620 Working now, obviously, but talk after dinner service? 318 00:22:42,719 --> 00:22:43,888 Yeah. 319 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:44,989 Okay. 320 00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:50,961 Love is the last religion... 321 00:22:51,061 --> 00:22:56,901 the last country, the last surviving ideology. 322 00:22:57,001 --> 00:23:00,737 So what else really is there to believe in? 323 00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:05,142 When you get lost... 324 00:23:05,242 --> 00:23:08,212 and I know you'll be lost at times... 325 00:23:09,079 --> 00:23:10,247 it's life. 326 00:23:11,949 --> 00:23:13,750 When you're lost... 327 00:23:14,451 --> 00:23:16,387 the answer is simple. 328 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,957 Just go where love is. 329 00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:24,295 Just go where love is. 330 00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:13,210 Hi. 331 00:24:13,310 --> 00:24:14,345 Hey. 332 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:41,038 So, what made them perfect for each other? 333 00:24:42,973 --> 00:24:45,542 Similar economic background. 334 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,545 Politically aligned. 335 00:24:48,646 --> 00:24:51,415 Well-matched in their attractiveness. 336 00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,718 Similar upbringing. 337 00:24:54,818 --> 00:24:56,287 Similar upbringing? 338 00:24:56,387 --> 00:24:58,756 They both come from big happy families. 339 00:25:00,057 --> 00:25:02,126 "Big happy families." 340 00:25:02,559 --> 00:25:03,560 Yes. 341 00:25:04,595 --> 00:25:06,230 I'll believe it when I see it. 342 00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:10,100 The perception of a "big happy family"... 343 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,404 is all you need to have a "big happy family." 344 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:17,207 That's all it takes to be soulmates? 345 00:25:18,609 --> 00:25:19,943 Basically. 346 00:25:23,547 --> 00:25:24,948 Poor... 347 00:25:25,049 --> 00:25:26,817 voted for Bernie... 348 00:25:27,384 --> 00:25:28,852 shitty family. 349 00:25:29,687 --> 00:25:31,188 Are we soulmates? 350 00:25:32,589 --> 00:25:33,590 Probably. 351 00:25:44,068 --> 00:25:46,036 How's acting going? 352 00:25:46,136 --> 00:25:48,339 How does it look like it's going? 353 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:50,974 Sorry. 354 00:25:51,075 --> 00:25:54,144 No, don't be, I'm just being a dick. 355 00:25:54,244 --> 00:25:57,715 I'm giving you a hard time because I'm embarrassed. 356 00:25:57,816 --> 00:25:59,216 What are you embarrassed about? 357 00:25:59,316 --> 00:26:00,884 Having a job? 358 00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:04,288 I'm in a play. 359 00:26:05,055 --> 00:26:07,391 - Yeah? - Yeah. 360 00:26:07,491 --> 00:26:09,259 It's not for a while. 361 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,729 I'm just doing jobs like this to try and save some cash... 362 00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:13,530 before rehearsal starts. 363 00:26:26,009 --> 00:26:28,479 Definitely didn't expect to run into you tonight. 364 00:26:33,484 --> 00:26:35,018 I missed you. 365 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,955 Yeah. 366 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:40,457 You don't even remember my face. 367 00:26:55,773 --> 00:26:57,541 Got it. 368 00:26:57,641 --> 00:26:59,410 (CHUCKLES) Your turn. 369 00:27:11,522 --> 00:27:12,956 You seeing anyone? 370 00:27:17,161 --> 00:27:19,430 You saw me at the singles table. 371 00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:46,423 I missed you too. 372 00:27:58,469 --> 00:28:02,239 Can I give you a ride home after I'm done finishing up? 373 00:28:02,941 --> 00:28:04,341 I have my car here. 374 00:28:06,677 --> 00:28:08,212 Yeah. 375 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,080 We should catch up. 376 00:28:41,545 --> 00:28:42,746 Mommy, mommy. 377 00:28:46,918 --> 00:28:48,619 Giving me your number? 378 00:28:48,719 --> 00:28:50,053 Recruitment. 379 00:28:50,153 --> 00:28:51,288 Worked for your brother, 380 00:28:51,388 --> 00:28:53,257 so I think it will work for you. 381 00:28:55,058 --> 00:28:57,194 I'll call you if you dance with me. 382 00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:10,440 I'm going to call you. 383 00:29:11,141 --> 00:29:12,676 But not to hire you. 384 00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:17,548 I'm probably not someone you want to date. 385 00:29:17,648 --> 00:29:18,749 Why not? 386 00:29:18,850 --> 00:29:22,352 Because the next person I date, I'm gonna marry. 387 00:29:24,087 --> 00:29:25,155 So what kind of a person 388 00:29:25,255 --> 00:29:28,091 does a matchmaker want to marry? 389 00:29:28,191 --> 00:29:32,696 Well, my non-negotiables are that they're rich. 390 00:29:32,797 --> 00:29:37,668 My nice-to-have is that they're mind-numbingly... 391 00:29:37,768 --> 00:29:39,570 absurdly... 392 00:29:40,504 --> 00:29:41,839 achingly... 393 00:29:42,506 --> 00:29:43,540 rich. 394 00:29:45,642 --> 00:29:48,245 - Are you hitting on me? - (LUCY LAUGHS) 395 00:30:09,067 --> 00:30:10,500 We have the penthouse at the Ritz 396 00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:12,603 for the after-party, if you want to come. 397 00:30:13,236 --> 00:30:15,539 Maybe next time. 398 00:30:15,639 --> 00:30:18,141 Can my driver drop you somewhere? 399 00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:20,210 I have a ride. 400 00:30:33,024 --> 00:30:34,224 Remember this one? 401 00:30:36,493 --> 00:30:37,494 Yep. 402 00:30:45,168 --> 00:30:47,105 You still live in the same place? 403 00:30:47,204 --> 00:30:48,171 Yep. 404 00:30:48,271 --> 00:30:49,941 Rent's still $850. 405 00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:51,909 No fucking way. 406 00:30:52,010 --> 00:30:53,477 It's falling apart. 407 00:30:54,177 --> 00:30:55,746 I never get hot water. 408 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,249 How are your roommates? 409 00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:02,486 David moved in with his fiancee... 410 00:31:02,586 --> 00:31:04,956 and I think Logan is developing 411 00:31:05,056 --> 00:31:06,323 a drinking problem. 412 00:31:06,423 --> 00:31:07,925 David is engaged? 413 00:31:08,026 --> 00:31:09,226 Yeah. 414 00:31:09,326 --> 00:31:10,895 To the TikTok girl? 415 00:31:10,995 --> 00:31:12,130 Yep. 416 00:31:12,229 --> 00:31:14,564 She does OnlyFans now too. 417 00:31:15,632 --> 00:31:17,035 Good for him. 418 00:31:17,135 --> 00:31:18,635 Is it? 419 00:31:18,735 --> 00:31:22,339 He's a 5'7" depressed novelist who's never been published. 420 00:31:22,439 --> 00:31:23,941 He couldn't do better. 421 00:31:30,048 --> 00:31:31,581 It's that simple, huh? 422 00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:34,651 It's just math. 423 00:31:39,289 --> 00:31:40,757 What are you thinking about? 424 00:31:42,426 --> 00:31:44,594 It smells the same. 425 00:31:45,429 --> 00:31:46,831 What, my car? 426 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:49,801 Mm-hmm. 427 00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:55,739 - Look, there! - I'm not going to pay $25 428 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,741 to park this piece of shit for an hour. 429 00:31:57,842 --> 00:31:59,342 That's the cheapest we'll ever get. 430 00:31:59,443 --> 00:32:00,978 We'll find street parking on the next block. 431 00:32:01,079 --> 00:32:03,081 John, it's been 20 minutes. I'll just pay for it. 432 00:32:03,181 --> 00:32:04,514 You're not paying. 433 00:32:04,614 --> 00:32:06,017 - We're going to have to... - These fucking people... 434 00:32:06,117 --> 00:32:07,284 forfeit the reservation 435 00:32:07,384 --> 00:32:08,752 if we're more than 15 minutes late 436 00:32:08,853 --> 00:32:10,054 and then they charge us a cancellation fee of 437 00:32:10,154 --> 00:32:11,189 $25 per person. 438 00:32:11,288 --> 00:32:12,556 Wait, are you fucking serious? 439 00:32:12,656 --> 00:32:13,958 I told you this like 10 times. 440 00:32:14,058 --> 00:32:15,292 That's extortion. Why would you make 441 00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:16,560 a reservation at such a criminal place? 442 00:32:16,660 --> 00:32:17,694 We agreed to go to nice restaurants 443 00:32:17,795 --> 00:32:19,362 on our anniversary. 444 00:32:19,463 --> 00:32:20,932 Oh, there's no "nice" places in New York City that won't... 445 00:32:21,032 --> 00:32:22,566 charge you 50 bucks if you're a couple minutes late? 446 00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:24,168 Why did we even bring the car? 447 00:32:24,267 --> 00:32:26,369 Yes, it's my fault, my rehearsal ran long. 448 00:32:26,470 --> 00:32:27,805 - You made your point. - We could've called a car. 449 00:32:27,905 --> 00:32:30,074 So we could spend $50 to get into the city... 450 00:32:30,174 --> 00:32:31,641 and then another $200 at the restaurant? 451 00:32:31,742 --> 00:32:34,344 Why do you have a car if you can't pay for it, John? 452 00:32:34,444 --> 00:32:35,813 Look, right there. 453 00:32:35,913 --> 00:32:38,482 $20 for 40 minutes? What the fuck is this math? 454 00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:40,184 I don't want to fight about money 455 00:32:40,283 --> 00:32:42,086 with my boyfriend on our anniversary. 456 00:32:42,186 --> 00:32:43,320 It makes me feel like my parents. 457 00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:44,755 I'm sorry, okay? 458 00:32:44,856 --> 00:32:46,924 We'll park at the next garage we see. 459 00:32:47,024 --> 00:32:48,025 What are you doing? 460 00:32:48,126 --> 00:32:49,426 Lucy. 461 00:32:49,526 --> 00:32:50,727 Where the fuck are you going? 462 00:32:51,829 --> 00:32:54,132 Hey, I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry. 463 00:32:54,232 --> 00:32:58,301 I don't have any money, and I forgot. 464 00:32:58,401 --> 00:33:01,239 What? What did you forget? That you love me? 465 00:33:01,338 --> 00:33:03,440 Will you please get back in the car? Please? 466 00:33:03,540 --> 00:33:05,943 I don't want to hate you because you're poor... 467 00:33:06,043 --> 00:33:08,980 but right now I do, and it makes me hate myself. 468 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:12,582 Do you know how hard it is to make you happy? 469 00:33:12,682 --> 00:33:15,920 And I want you to be happy. I'm trying. I really am. 470 00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:19,389 I know. And it's almost enough to make me happy. 471 00:33:21,025 --> 00:33:25,096 I wish that I didn't care if we ate from a halal cart... 472 00:33:25,196 --> 00:33:27,965 on our five-year anniversary, but I do. 473 00:33:28,065 --> 00:33:32,702 And however much you hate me, I promise, I hate myself more. 474 00:33:32,804 --> 00:33:33,770 I don't hate you. 475 00:33:33,871 --> 00:33:34,872 You do. 476 00:33:35,940 --> 00:33:38,375 And it's not because we're not in love. 477 00:33:39,609 --> 00:33:41,279 It's because we're broke. 478 00:34:16,580 --> 00:34:17,882 You want to come up? 479 00:34:23,855 --> 00:34:24,856 Yes. 480 00:34:27,325 --> 00:34:28,525 But I shouldn't. 481 00:34:33,663 --> 00:34:35,066 Thanks for the ride. 482 00:34:37,835 --> 00:34:38,836 Anytime. 483 00:34:44,008 --> 00:34:45,910 Invite me to your play. 484 00:34:46,743 --> 00:34:47,744 I will. 485 00:35:05,263 --> 00:35:06,496 I'm just giving you feedback 486 00:35:06,596 --> 00:35:07,899 so you can improve your performance... 487 00:35:07,999 --> 00:35:09,633 and I can start getting better matches. 488 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:11,701 I want to meet someone who is a combination of all 489 00:35:11,802 --> 00:35:14,504 the different awesome parts of the last four matches. 490 00:35:14,604 --> 00:35:17,208 Sophie's job and education level, 491 00:35:17,308 --> 00:35:19,810 Emily's body and lifestyle, 492 00:35:19,911 --> 00:35:22,947 Piper's face and sense of style... 493 00:35:23,047 --> 00:35:27,251 and Jane's hobbies and taste in TV shows. 494 00:35:27,351 --> 00:35:30,587 Easy, since I'm Dr. Frankenstein. 495 00:35:33,723 --> 00:35:35,092 I'm turning 48 in a few months 496 00:35:35,192 --> 00:35:38,296 and I think I need to meet someone more grown. 497 00:35:38,396 --> 00:35:39,663 Someone I can talk to, 498 00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:42,766 just a proper woman who knows good music... 499 00:35:42,867 --> 00:35:46,503 has seen old movies, things like that. 500 00:35:46,603 --> 00:35:49,407 My last couple girlfriends were 21 and 24... 501 00:35:49,506 --> 00:35:52,542 and they were honestly kind of immature. 502 00:35:52,642 --> 00:35:54,678 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I can imagine it might be 503 00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:58,748 a little hard to relate to girls born in the 2000s. 504 00:35:58,849 --> 00:36:00,985 I have a really special client, 505 00:36:01,085 --> 00:36:02,452 her name is Sophie... 506 00:36:02,552 --> 00:36:05,222 she's a highly accomplished lawyer, she's 39. 507 00:36:06,223 --> 00:36:07,791 Um... 508 00:36:08,725 --> 00:36:12,363 I wasn't really thinking 30s. 509 00:36:12,462 --> 00:36:13,596 So when you said older... 510 00:36:13,697 --> 00:36:15,833 I meant more like 27, 28. 511 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:17,534 Ah. 512 00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:19,370 It gets really intense and complicated 513 00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:20,438 with women in their 30s. 514 00:36:20,537 --> 00:36:22,440 They have really high expectations 515 00:36:22,539 --> 00:36:24,408 and they tend to rush things because I guess, 516 00:36:24,507 --> 00:36:26,776 their biological clock's ticking. 517 00:36:28,145 --> 00:36:31,148 I have another really beautiful client, she's 31— 518 00:36:31,248 --> 00:36:32,216 Uh. 519 00:36:33,516 --> 00:36:34,986 No. 520 00:36:35,086 --> 00:36:37,822 Someone... 27. 521 00:36:38,755 --> 00:36:40,623 Even 29 is pushing it. 522 00:36:40,724 --> 00:36:42,326 Trust me— it's the best thing for everyone. 523 00:36:42,426 --> 00:36:43,961 I genuinely get along much better 524 00:36:44,061 --> 00:36:45,162 with girls in their 20s. 525 00:36:46,964 --> 00:36:49,733 I don't care what she's like or how she lives... 526 00:36:49,834 --> 00:36:52,370 I just care that she's my type physically. 527 00:36:52,470 --> 00:36:54,438 What's your type physically? 528 00:36:54,537 --> 00:36:55,705 Fit. 529 00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:57,540 Just fit? 530 00:36:58,242 --> 00:37:00,610 Fit. Nothing over 20 BMI. 531 00:37:01,212 --> 00:37:02,579 Okay. 532 00:37:05,749 --> 00:37:08,886 Thank you for agreeing to come on a date with me. 533 00:37:08,986 --> 00:37:10,287 Well, I only said yes to this 534 00:37:10,388 --> 00:37:11,621 so you'd realize you're wrong... 535 00:37:11,721 --> 00:37:13,057 and you're not actually interested in me. 536 00:37:13,157 --> 00:37:15,359 My instincts are usually right. 537 00:37:15,459 --> 00:37:16,626 You think that you're more right 538 00:37:16,726 --> 00:37:18,162 about this than a professional? 539 00:37:18,262 --> 00:37:21,332 Oh, sure, you're the expert, but I trust my gut. 540 00:37:21,432 --> 00:37:24,502 Okay. We'll see. 541 00:37:24,601 --> 00:37:26,536 You look really good today. 542 00:37:31,242 --> 00:37:32,476 Thanks. 543 00:37:32,575 --> 00:37:34,577 How many drinks per week? 544 00:37:34,677 --> 00:37:39,649 Depends, but like, 8? 10? Work makes it hard not to. 545 00:37:39,749 --> 00:37:42,019 - Do you do drugs? - Never. 546 00:37:43,521 --> 00:37:45,322 I do pot at parties. 547 00:37:45,423 --> 00:37:46,556 Me too. 548 00:37:46,656 --> 00:37:48,591 So not never. 549 00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:51,195 Hmm. 550 00:37:51,295 --> 00:37:53,798 What do you think is your best physical feature? 551 00:37:55,399 --> 00:37:56,766 My eyes aren't bad. 552 00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:07,812 How did you end up doing what you do? 553 00:38:07,912 --> 00:38:09,847 Both my parents work in finance... 554 00:38:09,947 --> 00:38:11,048 and so does my brother, 555 00:38:11,148 --> 00:38:12,749 so I just kind of ended up doing it. 556 00:38:12,850 --> 00:38:14,684 And we all work for the firm my mother started. 557 00:38:16,253 --> 00:38:19,190 - It's a family business. - Yeah, it's boring. 558 00:38:19,290 --> 00:38:20,458 Mm. 559 00:38:20,558 --> 00:38:22,293 How did you get into doing what you do? 560 00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:28,665 It was the... first and (CHUCKLES) only thing 561 00:38:28,765 --> 00:38:30,067 I was really good at. 562 00:38:31,802 --> 00:38:33,437 What else do you want to know about me? 563 00:38:33,537 --> 00:38:34,839 I bet your parents never raised 564 00:38:34,939 --> 00:38:36,706 their voices at each other. 565 00:38:37,607 --> 00:38:38,809 I think almost never. 566 00:38:38,909 --> 00:38:40,811 Maybe they were secretly fighting. 567 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,248 Did they ever fight about money? 568 00:38:45,149 --> 00:38:46,150 No. 569 00:38:47,184 --> 00:38:48,185 Makes sense. 570 00:38:49,386 --> 00:38:52,056 I think we emulate the way our parents fight. 571 00:38:52,456 --> 00:38:53,924 Hmm. 572 00:38:54,024 --> 00:38:55,359 I see couples fighting in the middle of the street 573 00:38:55,459 --> 00:38:56,994 in New York and I don't get it. 574 00:38:57,094 --> 00:38:59,729 Aren't they embarrassed to do that in front of people? 575 00:39:01,764 --> 00:39:04,235 I'm the type to fight in the middle of the street. 576 00:39:05,169 --> 00:39:07,505 - Yeah? - Yeah. 577 00:39:07,605 --> 00:39:08,906 Have you ever done that? 578 00:39:10,975 --> 00:39:13,144 - Never. - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 579 00:39:13,244 --> 00:39:14,711 Do you think he will like me? 580 00:39:14,812 --> 00:39:16,280 I think you will really like him. 581 00:39:16,380 --> 00:39:19,016 - Are you sure? - Stay open-minded. (LAUGHS) 582 00:39:19,116 --> 00:39:21,285 - I'm so nervous. - All right. 583 00:39:21,385 --> 00:39:22,520 Okay, text me after 584 00:39:22,620 --> 00:39:23,888 - and I'll call you tomorrow. - Okay. 585 00:39:23,988 --> 00:39:25,523 - Okay, talk soon, Sophie. Bye. - Bye. 586 00:39:25,623 --> 00:39:26,857 - Hi. - Hi. 587 00:39:26,957 --> 00:39:28,926 - Wow. Thank you. - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 588 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,760 You're welcome. 589 00:39:32,363 --> 00:39:33,696 You okay? 590 00:39:33,797 --> 00:39:36,200 Yes. My client is going on a date right now too. 591 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:37,401 You seem nervous. 592 00:39:37,501 --> 00:39:38,869 I really want her to like this guy. 593 00:39:38,969 --> 00:39:40,670 She's had, like, 10 bad dates in a row 594 00:39:40,770 --> 00:39:42,339 and I just need to deliver. 595 00:39:42,439 --> 00:39:43,673 Are you feeling guilty that 596 00:39:43,773 --> 00:39:45,675 you're about to go on a good date? 597 00:39:50,713 --> 00:39:52,016 I don't know if I like you 598 00:39:52,116 --> 00:39:54,652 or if I just like the places you take me to. 599 00:39:54,751 --> 00:39:55,853 You like me? 600 00:39:55,953 --> 00:39:58,055 When did that happen? 601 00:39:58,155 --> 00:40:00,524 I think when I saw the way you pick up the bill. 602 00:40:01,926 --> 00:40:03,527 I do it really well, don't I? 603 00:40:03,627 --> 00:40:05,162 You do. 604 00:40:05,262 --> 00:40:07,431 Just one swift motion. 605 00:40:08,731 --> 00:40:11,435 No hesitation. No fear. 606 00:40:11,535 --> 00:40:14,371 Well, I can afford it, so why would I be scared? 607 00:40:15,639 --> 00:40:17,541 You're investing a lot in me, huh? 608 00:40:17,641 --> 00:40:20,978 I just want our dates to be romantic. 609 00:40:21,078 --> 00:40:24,815 How expensive a meal is makes the date romantic? 610 00:40:25,449 --> 00:40:26,483 Doesn't it? 611 00:40:30,888 --> 00:40:33,756 When we first met... 612 00:40:33,857 --> 00:40:36,627 you said your job makes you think like a mortician 613 00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:38,996 or an insurance claims adjuster. 614 00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:41,398 How am I as a corpse? 615 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,134 A good corpse. 616 00:40:45,035 --> 00:40:46,570 How about as a payout? 617 00:40:48,439 --> 00:40:49,540 Couldn't ask for better. 618 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,242 As a nursing home partner? 619 00:40:53,444 --> 00:40:54,845 A grave buddy? 620 00:41:01,552 --> 00:41:03,387 You can do better than me. 621 00:41:04,221 --> 00:41:05,823 Can I? 622 00:41:05,923 --> 00:41:08,225 You know how to do the math, don't you? 623 00:41:10,928 --> 00:41:13,230 In my line of work... 624 00:41:13,330 --> 00:41:15,699 I meet hundreds of highly desirable, 625 00:41:15,799 --> 00:41:17,201 high quality men... 626 00:41:17,301 --> 00:41:21,939 but you are what we call in my industry "a unicorn." 627 00:41:22,039 --> 00:41:24,642 An impossible fantasy. 628 00:41:24,742 --> 00:41:26,243 Your brother was a unicorn, too. 629 00:41:26,343 --> 00:41:29,480 The reason my clients cannot lower their expectations... 630 00:41:29,580 --> 00:41:31,749 is because, against all odds, 631 00:41:31,849 --> 00:41:34,151 men like you do actually exist. 632 00:41:34,251 --> 00:41:36,320 Well, I'm sure something is wrong with me. 633 00:41:38,622 --> 00:41:40,190 You're perfect. 634 00:41:41,392 --> 00:41:43,327 You're smart. 635 00:41:43,427 --> 00:41:46,964 You have ideal income, ideal education... 636 00:41:47,064 --> 00:41:50,034 ideal lifestyle, ideal height... 637 00:41:50,134 --> 00:41:52,503 you're good-looking, you have a great body, 638 00:41:52,603 --> 00:41:54,038 you're charming. 639 00:41:55,839 --> 00:41:58,909 You were born rich, raised rich, 640 00:41:59,009 --> 00:42:00,577 you're still rich. 641 00:42:00,678 --> 00:42:03,347 You own a penthouse in Tribeca. 642 00:42:03,447 --> 00:42:05,349 You can take a girl to a restaurant like this 643 00:42:05,449 --> 00:42:10,187 and it's not even (LAUGHS) like a special occasion. 644 00:42:10,287 --> 00:42:14,925 You don't have a drug habit or a call girls habit. 645 00:42:15,025 --> 00:42:17,194 You even know how to cut your hair, 646 00:42:17,294 --> 00:42:18,962 and how to dress. 647 00:42:19,063 --> 00:42:20,431 You have taste. 648 00:42:22,032 --> 00:42:26,837 You are a 10 out of 10 in every category. 649 00:42:26,937 --> 00:42:29,173 A complete package. 650 00:42:29,273 --> 00:42:32,976 So I don't know why you're trying to throw it all away 651 00:42:33,077 --> 00:42:34,044 on someone like me. 652 00:42:34,144 --> 00:42:35,979 What's someone like you? 653 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,216 Just a girl who works. 654 00:42:41,385 --> 00:42:44,121 I'm older than the women you could be dating. 655 00:42:44,221 --> 00:42:47,891 Which means my looks won't last as long. 656 00:42:47,991 --> 00:42:50,194 And I have fewer years left to get pregnant. 657 00:42:50,294 --> 00:42:52,663 If you marry a 25-year-old, 658 00:42:52,763 --> 00:42:55,899 then in 10 years she'll look like me. 659 00:42:55,999 --> 00:42:59,036 If you marry me, in 10 years I'll look like my mother. 660 00:42:59,136 --> 00:43:00,971 What does your mother look like? 661 00:43:01,071 --> 00:43:03,941 I was born poor, raised poor, 662 00:43:04,041 --> 00:43:06,977 and even though I work, I have debt. 663 00:43:07,077 --> 00:43:10,481 I'm a college dropout and a failed actress. 664 00:43:11,949 --> 00:43:14,251 I have no dowry. 665 00:43:14,351 --> 00:43:16,787 If anything, I have a negative dowry. 666 00:43:16,887 --> 00:43:19,022 Do I look like I need a dowry? 667 00:43:20,224 --> 00:43:23,727 At the end of the day, the math doesn't add up. 668 00:43:23,828 --> 00:43:27,664 Given your position in the marketplace and given mine, 669 00:43:28,599 --> 00:43:30,434 I'm not a girl you marry. 670 00:43:32,002 --> 00:43:34,705 I'm a girl that you go home with once, 671 00:43:34,806 --> 00:43:36,673 and then never call again. 672 00:43:40,244 --> 00:43:41,245 So... 673 00:43:42,112 --> 00:43:44,348 what are you doing with me? 674 00:43:48,318 --> 00:43:49,821 You say you think I'm smart, 675 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,055 but you're talking to me like I'm a caveman. 676 00:43:55,092 --> 00:43:56,593 I wouldn't date you if I didn't see value. 677 00:43:56,693 --> 00:43:57,862 I'm not like my brother. 678 00:43:57,961 --> 00:43:59,163 I'm not looking for the nicest, 679 00:43:59,263 --> 00:44:01,632 prettiest rich girl who likes me back. 680 00:44:05,469 --> 00:44:07,438 I'm looking for someone who understands the game, 681 00:44:07,538 --> 00:44:09,006 how the world works. 682 00:44:10,507 --> 00:44:12,643 I'm looking for someone I respect. 683 00:44:13,610 --> 00:44:14,711 And trust. 684 00:44:16,447 --> 00:44:18,449 Someone who knows more than me. 685 00:44:21,084 --> 00:44:23,020 I don't want to date you for your material assets... 686 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,455 though I think you're underselling them 687 00:44:24,555 --> 00:44:26,323 by a significant margin. 688 00:44:27,859 --> 00:44:29,426 Material assets are cheap, 689 00:44:30,694 --> 00:44:32,095 they don't last. 690 00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:37,267 I want to be with you for your intangible assets. 691 00:44:38,235 --> 00:44:39,536 Those are good investments. 692 00:44:39,636 --> 00:44:41,638 They don't degrade. They only get sharper. 693 00:44:44,308 --> 00:44:46,176 And, besides, I have enough material assets 694 00:44:46,276 --> 00:44:47,711 for the both of us. 695 00:44:51,715 --> 00:44:53,016 I see a lot of potential here. 696 00:44:53,116 --> 00:44:54,518 I think you and I could make great partners. 697 00:44:54,618 --> 00:44:56,186 I hope you agree. 698 00:45:02,894 --> 00:45:03,962 As for what I can do for you... 699 00:45:04,061 --> 00:45:05,028 I think I'm the only guy this rich 700 00:45:05,128 --> 00:45:06,697 you can actually stand. 701 00:45:09,868 --> 00:45:12,002 I don't like you because you're rich. 702 00:45:12,102 --> 00:45:13,670 Then why do you like me? 703 00:45:18,108 --> 00:45:20,611 Because you make me feel valuable. 704 00:45:28,085 --> 00:45:29,753 You are valuable. 705 00:45:31,890 --> 00:45:33,790 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 706 00:45:38,428 --> 00:45:40,798 Do you want to see each other more seriously? 707 00:47:41,652 --> 00:47:43,821 Hi, you've reached Lucy from Adore Matchmaking. 708 00:47:43,921 --> 00:47:45,056 Please leave a message 709 00:47:45,155 --> 00:47:46,090 and I'll call you back. Thanks. 710 00:47:46,189 --> 00:47:48,592 - (BEEPS) - Hey, it's John. 711 00:47:50,327 --> 00:47:52,529 Okay. Just give me a call when you get this. 712 00:47:52,629 --> 00:47:55,332 Just wanted to invite you to the play. 713 00:47:55,432 --> 00:47:58,235 We start previews next week, so... 714 00:48:00,237 --> 00:48:01,873 Okay. Bye. 715 00:48:14,785 --> 00:48:16,753 What's your dream vacation? 716 00:48:20,691 --> 00:48:22,192 Iceland. 717 00:48:23,895 --> 00:48:24,929 Hmm. 718 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,301 Would you let me take you to Iceland? 719 00:48:33,570 --> 00:48:36,107 - I don't even have a passport. - Well, let's get you one. 720 00:48:47,919 --> 00:48:50,220 (WHISPERING) How much is this apartment? 721 00:48:51,055 --> 00:48:52,489 Twelve million. 722 00:48:58,562 --> 00:48:59,997 (WHISPERING) Do you like it? 723 00:49:40,938 --> 00:49:41,939 - (RUBBER SQUELCHES) - Oh. 724 00:49:43,340 --> 00:49:45,810 What the fuck? 725 00:49:54,118 --> 00:49:55,052 Fuck! 726 00:50:00,158 --> 00:50:01,758 - (THUDS) - Hey, motherfucker! 727 00:50:01,859 --> 00:50:04,228 You can't leave your used condoms on the kitchen floor! 728 00:50:04,327 --> 00:50:05,462 It's unacceptable! 729 00:50:05,562 --> 00:50:06,596 I got kind of drunk last night. 730 00:50:06,696 --> 00:50:08,431 I must've missed the trash can. 731 00:50:08,532 --> 00:50:09,867 Why don't you throw it out in your own fucking trash can? 732 00:50:09,967 --> 00:50:11,568 I don't want it just sitting there in the room. 733 00:50:11,668 --> 00:50:14,304 Why don't you want your own cum in the room? 734 00:50:14,404 --> 00:50:15,807 It's fucking gross. 735 00:50:15,907 --> 00:50:17,440 So we have to deal with it in the fucking kitchen? 736 00:50:17,541 --> 00:50:19,676 I know it doesn't make sense, man, I was drunk. 737 00:50:19,776 --> 00:50:21,545 Hey, can you two stop yelling? 738 00:50:21,645 --> 00:50:23,014 I'm teaching an acting class on Zoom... 739 00:50:23,114 --> 00:50:25,315 and you're making me look really unprofessional. 740 00:50:35,226 --> 00:50:37,661 Oh, fuck! 741 00:51:36,988 --> 00:51:38,356 Right. 742 00:51:38,455 --> 00:51:40,892 So he's asking for a valuation in his dreams. 743 00:51:43,928 --> 00:51:46,264 It's inflated. 744 00:51:46,364 --> 00:51:49,967 He's giving us a DCF based on pure fiction... 745 00:51:50,067 --> 00:51:54,638 on future revenue streams with blinders for expense growth. 746 00:51:58,075 --> 00:51:59,776 Yeah, he's a bad analyst... 747 00:51:59,877 --> 00:52:02,479 and he's just making shit up at this point. 748 00:52:09,253 --> 00:52:11,688 He's just saying numbers that come to his head. Listen... 749 00:52:11,788 --> 00:52:13,925 it's still a good growth story for our company... 750 00:52:14,025 --> 00:52:15,326 so we're going to have to continue 751 00:52:15,425 --> 00:52:16,794 playing ball with this guy. 752 00:52:26,603 --> 00:52:28,772 Hi, you've reached Sophie... 753 00:52:48,893 --> 00:52:49,759 Hello? 754 00:52:49,860 --> 00:52:52,063 Hi, Mark, it's Lucy from Adore. 755 00:52:52,163 --> 00:52:53,463 Oh, hi. 756 00:52:53,563 --> 00:52:55,465 Hi. So, I just wanted to get some feedback 757 00:52:55,565 --> 00:52:57,734 on your first date with my client Sophie. 758 00:52:57,835 --> 00:52:59,669 Actually I haven't gotten ahold of her yet... 759 00:52:59,769 --> 00:53:01,072 so I don't know how it went on her end... 760 00:53:01,172 --> 00:53:03,874 but I'm excited to hear how it went for you. 761 00:53:03,975 --> 00:53:07,011 It went so well. She's wonderful. 762 00:53:07,111 --> 00:53:10,081 Like really nice face, good body, 763 00:53:10,181 --> 00:53:11,916 good job, great energy. 764 00:53:12,016 --> 00:53:15,752 Just all the things I said I wanted from a match. 765 00:53:15,853 --> 00:53:17,154 Okay. 766 00:53:17,254 --> 00:53:18,823 Okay, I love hearing this. 767 00:53:18,923 --> 00:53:21,158 Um, I'm so glad you had a good time. 768 00:53:21,258 --> 00:53:23,361 Sophie is really wonderful. 769 00:53:23,461 --> 00:53:24,761 Yeah, no. 770 00:53:24,862 --> 00:53:26,430 Like the conversation just flowed. 771 00:53:26,529 --> 00:53:29,566 Uh, we ended up staying out pretty late. 772 00:53:29,666 --> 00:53:32,069 Cool. So, do you want to see her again? 773 00:53:33,237 --> 00:53:35,006 Sure. 774 00:53:35,106 --> 00:53:36,907 Sure. I'm not sure how serious it's going to be... 775 00:53:37,008 --> 00:53:39,776 but I wouldn't mind seeing her again, if she's game. 776 00:53:39,877 --> 00:53:42,746 Great. Yeah, of course, one step at a time. 777 00:53:42,847 --> 00:53:45,449 All right. Thanks, Lucy. 778 00:53:45,548 --> 00:53:46,649 Great. You have a good day 779 00:53:46,750 --> 00:53:48,019 and I'll reach out this afternoon... 780 00:53:48,119 --> 00:53:50,021 after I speak with her. Thanks, Mark. 781 00:53:52,356 --> 00:53:53,556 Thanks, Mark! 782 00:53:59,864 --> 00:54:01,832 Hey, it's John. 783 00:54:03,633 --> 00:54:05,769 Okay. Just give me a call when you get this. 784 00:54:05,870 --> 00:54:07,805 Just wanted to invite you to the play. 785 00:54:07,905 --> 00:54:10,141 Hi, you've reached Sophie... 786 00:54:14,278 --> 00:54:15,712 - Hey. - Hey. 787 00:54:15,813 --> 00:54:19,050 So, uh, Rose was asking for her client Mia W. 788 00:54:19,150 --> 00:54:21,852 How it's going with Peter C.'s brother, Harry? 789 00:54:21,952 --> 00:54:23,087 Were you able to recruit him? 790 00:54:23,187 --> 00:54:24,989 Yeah. Uh, actually, um... 791 00:54:26,057 --> 00:54:28,192 I'm dating him. 792 00:54:28,292 --> 00:54:30,760 - You're dating him? - Yep. 793 00:54:30,861 --> 00:54:33,397 - You know he's a unicorn. - Mm-hmm. 794 00:54:34,865 --> 00:54:36,633 You couldn't let him go on a couple dates 795 00:54:36,733 --> 00:54:38,402 with some of our clients first? 796 00:54:38,502 --> 00:54:39,804 He insisted. 797 00:54:39,904 --> 00:54:41,939 (SCOFFS) I'm sure he did. 798 00:54:43,874 --> 00:54:47,111 Hey, Lucy. Can I speak to you in my office? 799 00:54:53,117 --> 00:54:56,120 Have you spoken with Sophie L.? 800 00:54:56,220 --> 00:54:58,489 Uh, not yet. Just Mark P. 801 00:54:58,588 --> 00:55:02,560 I just hung up with Sophie's lawyer. 802 00:55:02,659 --> 00:55:03,861 Her lawyer? 803 00:55:05,196 --> 00:55:09,666 Apparently, she was assaulted on the date. 804 00:55:14,038 --> 00:55:15,072 What? 805 00:55:19,609 --> 00:55:21,078 By Mark P.? 806 00:55:21,178 --> 00:55:22,213 Yes. 807 00:55:24,281 --> 00:55:25,349 Last night? 808 00:55:26,150 --> 00:55:27,952 Are you serious? 809 00:55:28,052 --> 00:55:30,687 She's bringing charges to the company, not you. 810 00:55:30,787 --> 00:55:32,689 I have a call with the legal team in two minutes... 811 00:55:32,789 --> 00:55:33,991 and we're going to figure it out. 812 00:55:34,791 --> 00:55:36,127 I need to speak with her. 813 00:55:36,227 --> 00:55:37,660 Lucy, no. 814 00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:40,531 - Violet, she's my client. She's not anymore. 815 00:55:40,630 --> 00:55:42,765 So if Sophie calls, you must not pick up. 816 00:55:42,867 --> 00:55:46,036 - I can't do nothing. Do nothing. 817 00:55:46,137 --> 00:55:47,704 You made the best match you could 818 00:55:47,805 --> 00:55:49,706 given the information you have. 819 00:55:49,807 --> 00:55:51,475 This particular match did not work out 820 00:55:51,575 --> 00:55:55,712 but you've been doing amazing work for Sophie for months. 821 00:55:55,813 --> 00:55:58,549 The match didn't "not work out," Vi, 822 00:55:58,648 --> 00:56:00,717 she was assaulted. 823 00:56:00,818 --> 00:56:03,320 A matchmaker can't vouch for how a person is 824 00:56:03,420 --> 00:56:04,622 in an intimate setting 825 00:56:04,721 --> 00:56:06,423 since she's never been in one with them. 826 00:56:10,027 --> 00:56:12,963 Has something like this happened before? 827 00:56:14,598 --> 00:56:15,866 Of course. 828 00:56:16,834 --> 00:56:18,735 This is dating. 829 00:56:19,769 --> 00:56:21,005 This happened to one of my clients 830 00:56:21,105 --> 00:56:23,807 the third year I worked here. 831 00:56:23,908 --> 00:56:26,977 If you do this long enough, it happens to all of us. 832 00:56:28,678 --> 00:56:30,447 It's a known risk. 833 00:57:44,088 --> 00:57:45,055 Hi, you. 834 00:57:45,155 --> 00:57:46,156 Hi. 835 00:57:47,757 --> 00:57:49,059 Sorry I'm late. 836 00:57:50,594 --> 00:57:51,829 No worries. 837 00:57:52,762 --> 00:57:53,931 Am I dressed nice enough? 838 00:57:54,031 --> 00:57:56,300 You might be dressed too nice. 839 00:57:59,837 --> 00:58:01,639 My mother and father made love. 840 00:58:01,739 --> 00:58:03,874 I was born. I grew up. 841 00:58:03,974 --> 00:58:06,877 I entered this restaurant. I'm on a date. 842 00:58:06,977 --> 00:58:08,579 A waiter walks up to me and asks, 843 00:58:08,679 --> 00:58:09,847 "What can I do for you?" 844 00:58:09,947 --> 00:58:11,448 "I don't know. What can you do for me?" 845 00:58:11,548 --> 00:58:13,083 I order a glass of water. 846 00:58:13,183 --> 00:58:14,818 My mother and father made love. 847 00:58:14,918 --> 00:58:16,887 I was born. I grew up. 848 00:58:16,987 --> 00:58:19,556 I entered this restaurant. I'm on a date. 849 00:58:19,657 --> 00:58:21,492 The waiter is touching my back. 850 00:58:22,726 --> 00:58:24,862 I went to school. I read books. 851 00:58:24,962 --> 00:58:26,330 I wrote book reports. 852 00:58:26,430 --> 00:58:29,166 I went to more school. I wrote essays. 853 00:58:29,266 --> 00:58:30,868 Well, it's certainly different. 854 00:58:30,968 --> 00:58:32,336 I mean, it's, it's, uh... 855 00:58:32,436 --> 00:58:35,139 It's been a good experience. I feel really lucky. 856 00:58:37,041 --> 00:58:38,242 Listen, it was great to meet you guys. 857 00:58:38,342 --> 00:58:39,910 - Thanks for coming. Of course. 858 00:58:45,716 --> 00:58:47,351 - Hey, buddy. - Hey. 859 00:58:47,451 --> 00:58:49,553 - That was great. - Was it? 860 00:58:49,653 --> 00:58:51,155 Yes, I loved it. 861 00:58:51,255 --> 00:58:52,790 This is my boyfriend, Harry. 862 00:58:52,890 --> 00:58:54,858 Hey, nice to meet you. Thanks for coming. 863 00:58:54,958 --> 00:58:57,561 Congratulations. That was really interesting. 864 00:58:57,661 --> 00:58:58,962 Thanks. 865 00:58:59,063 --> 00:59:01,432 I can't believe you remembered all those lines. 866 00:59:02,599 --> 00:59:04,935 Yeah. Yeah, it's nuts. 867 00:59:07,905 --> 00:59:08,906 Well, listen, we're going around 868 00:59:09,006 --> 00:59:10,007 the corner to get a drink. 869 00:59:10,107 --> 00:59:11,408 You guys want to come? 870 00:59:12,710 --> 00:59:14,578 - Yes. - Great. 871 00:59:14,678 --> 00:59:16,180 - Okay. - Yeah. 872 00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:17,881 So, what did you really think? 873 00:59:17,981 --> 00:59:20,017 I liked it. 874 00:59:20,117 --> 00:59:22,152 Some of it didn't make sense... 875 00:59:22,252 --> 00:59:25,522 but I loved watching you act, you know that. 876 00:59:26,557 --> 00:59:28,258 Do you ever miss it? 877 00:59:28,359 --> 00:59:29,626 Acting? No. 878 00:59:29,727 --> 00:59:31,128 Not even a little bit? 879 00:59:32,563 --> 00:59:34,732 I'm not like you. 880 00:59:34,833 --> 00:59:36,967 I was never going to be an actor. 881 00:59:37,067 --> 00:59:41,238 I didn't know how to stand or... speak. 882 00:59:44,108 --> 00:59:46,143 You were always good though. 883 00:59:47,244 --> 00:59:49,012 You're even better now. 884 00:59:50,614 --> 00:59:52,383 I'm really proud of you, John. 885 01:00:00,859 --> 01:00:02,359 You met him at the wedding? 886 01:00:03,026 --> 01:00:04,495 Yeah. 887 01:00:04,595 --> 01:00:06,397 He's the groom's brother. 888 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,567 You're not gonna marry him, are you? 889 01:00:10,968 --> 01:00:12,636 Why not? 890 01:00:12,736 --> 01:00:14,538 Because he's good-looking. 891 01:00:14,638 --> 01:00:15,906 And rich. 892 01:00:16,707 --> 01:00:18,275 Has a real job. 893 01:00:18,375 --> 01:00:20,477 Probably doesn't have roommates. 894 01:00:22,079 --> 01:00:23,480 Probably doesn't get angry 895 01:00:23,580 --> 01:00:26,250 at stupid shit all the time that doesn't matter. 896 01:00:27,518 --> 01:00:29,953 Can we talk about something else? 897 01:00:34,291 --> 01:00:35,426 You okay? 898 01:00:40,731 --> 01:00:42,466 Why do you ask? 899 01:00:42,566 --> 01:00:46,103 Just... you don't seem like you're okay. 900 01:00:47,771 --> 01:00:49,039 Is it him? 901 01:00:53,377 --> 01:00:54,511 Is it work? 902 01:00:57,347 --> 01:01:00,384 I just don't think I'm very good at my job anymore. 903 01:01:04,154 --> 01:01:06,723 I'm sure it's gonna be fine. 904 01:01:06,825 --> 01:01:09,894 You're so hard on yourself. 905 01:01:09,993 --> 01:01:13,898 You're not a drone pilot or a gun lobbyist. 906 01:01:13,997 --> 01:01:16,935 You don't work at Shell or McKinsey. 907 01:01:17,034 --> 01:01:20,003 It's just dating. It's not that serious. 908 01:01:22,773 --> 01:01:23,974 Right. 909 01:01:25,844 --> 01:01:28,245 Dating is not serious. 910 01:01:28,345 --> 01:01:30,647 It's just girl shit, right? 911 01:01:31,715 --> 01:01:33,617 That's not what I meant. 912 01:01:33,717 --> 01:01:36,353 You always know exactly what to say to me. 913 01:01:39,256 --> 01:01:40,457 Ready to go? 914 01:01:40,557 --> 01:01:43,026 Yep. I'm gonna wait for you outside. 915 01:01:43,126 --> 01:01:44,963 Uh, I'll get the drinks. 916 01:01:45,062 --> 01:01:47,197 (GASPS) Thank you, Harry. 917 01:01:50,100 --> 01:01:51,301 Thank you. 918 01:02:22,032 --> 01:02:23,333 I don't want to date a liberal 919 01:02:23,433 --> 01:02:26,103 and they have to go to church every Sunday. 920 01:02:26,203 --> 01:02:28,405 I don't want someone who likes cats. 921 01:02:28,505 --> 01:02:30,374 I'm a dog person. 922 01:02:30,474 --> 01:02:33,377 Is a moderate democrat okay? 923 01:02:33,477 --> 01:02:34,611 Only republican. 924 01:02:34,711 --> 01:02:37,015 I want someone who identifies as a conservative. 925 01:02:37,114 --> 01:02:39,483 Audrey, (SIGHS) I don't know 926 01:02:39,583 --> 01:02:42,619 if there's a cat-hating, Christian conservative lesbian 927 01:02:42,719 --> 01:02:43,988 in most parts of New York... 928 01:02:44,087 --> 01:02:45,890 who wants to date a closeted 929 01:02:45,990 --> 01:02:48,860 49-year-old with three children. 930 01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:50,727 Would you be willing to date someone 931 01:02:50,828 --> 01:02:54,097 from Long Island or New Jersey? 932 01:02:54,197 --> 01:02:55,967 I want to prioritize dating a man 933 01:02:56,066 --> 01:02:57,802 who's white at first 934 01:02:57,902 --> 01:03:01,906 but then if we have no luck, we can move on to other races. 935 01:03:02,006 --> 01:03:04,374 So "whites only," at first? 936 01:03:04,474 --> 01:03:08,245 I mean, technically, I'm open to all ethnicities. 937 01:03:08,345 --> 01:03:10,247 Eleanor, "technically," 938 01:03:10,347 --> 01:03:13,717 you're asking me to set you up with only white men. 939 01:03:13,818 --> 01:03:16,486 I know the list looks long but I deserve someone 940 01:03:16,587 --> 01:03:18,422 who fulfills all of my criteria. 941 01:03:18,522 --> 01:03:19,590 I really do. 942 01:03:19,690 --> 01:03:22,326 I mean look at me. I'm a catch. (CHUCKLES) 943 01:03:25,262 --> 01:03:28,265 Patricia, I know that every year 944 01:03:28,365 --> 01:03:30,001 you go without having a husband... 945 01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:34,104 raises your expectations for him exponentially. 946 01:03:34,204 --> 01:03:37,240 But that doesn't mean that you're due to get one. 947 01:03:37,341 --> 01:03:39,911 And it doesn't mean that you can customize... 948 01:03:40,011 --> 01:03:42,546 because this is not a simulation. 949 01:03:42,646 --> 01:03:44,314 If the service I was providing you 950 01:03:44,414 --> 01:03:46,216 was building you a man then, of course, 951 01:03:46,316 --> 01:03:49,720 I could build you a man with everything on this list... 952 01:03:50,822 --> 01:03:52,322 But I can't. 953 01:03:52,422 --> 01:03:55,692 Because this is not a car or a house. 954 01:03:55,792 --> 01:03:57,394 We're talking about people. 955 01:03:57,494 --> 01:04:00,731 People are people are people are people. 956 01:04:00,832 --> 01:04:02,566 They come as they are. 957 01:04:02,666 --> 01:04:05,837 And all I can hope to find for you 958 01:04:05,937 --> 01:04:07,237 is a man that you can tolerate 959 01:04:07,337 --> 01:04:10,440 for the next 50 years who likes you at all. 960 01:04:12,309 --> 01:04:13,878 And you are not a catch... 961 01:04:14,879 --> 01:04:16,613 because you are not a fish. 962 01:04:29,359 --> 01:04:32,295 I was managing her expectations. 963 01:04:34,364 --> 01:04:36,433 Patricia canceled her membership 964 01:04:36,533 --> 01:04:40,337 and reviewed us online, calling us a scam. 965 01:04:41,638 --> 01:04:43,407 We are a scam. 966 01:04:43,507 --> 01:04:46,944 We don't give them what they pay for, do we? 967 01:04:47,045 --> 01:04:50,614 We promise them love and then... 968 01:04:50,714 --> 01:04:55,920 we just give them bad dates with morons and criminals. 969 01:05:01,092 --> 01:05:04,628 I know the Sophie L. situation is still weighing on you. 970 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,501 Burnout is common for matchmakers. 971 01:05:12,170 --> 01:05:13,637 You need a break. 972 01:05:13,737 --> 01:05:15,739 You should go on a trip with your boyfriend. 973 01:05:19,342 --> 01:05:21,611 If I take a break right now... 974 01:05:22,446 --> 01:05:24,448 I may never come back. 975 01:05:24,548 --> 01:05:26,984 You will, because you love your clients. 976 01:05:27,085 --> 01:05:30,220 I hate them. They are children. 977 01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:32,622 I hate them. 978 01:05:32,723 --> 01:05:34,391 They give us thousands of dollars. 979 01:05:34,491 --> 01:05:36,727 They're entitled to some regression. 980 01:05:38,595 --> 01:05:42,033 Do you think that any one of them 981 01:05:42,133 --> 01:05:43,801 says to their therapist... 982 01:05:44,936 --> 01:05:48,605 "No Blacks, no fatties"? 983 01:05:48,705 --> 01:05:50,540 And if I'm their actual therapist, 984 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:53,243 which it feels like I am... 985 01:05:53,343 --> 01:05:56,646 I don't have the schooling to support that. 986 01:05:56,747 --> 01:05:59,382 And I certainly don't get paid enough. 987 01:06:01,284 --> 01:06:04,554 Lucy, we're better than therapists. 988 01:06:04,654 --> 01:06:07,125 We work with the most intimate... 989 01:06:07,225 --> 01:06:08,558 extremely personal, 990 01:06:08,658 --> 01:06:10,260 unofficial part of their lives... 991 01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:13,965 that they'd like to see struck from the record. 992 01:06:14,065 --> 01:06:17,068 We work with their loneliness and rejection... 993 01:06:17,168 --> 01:06:20,872 the kind that makes someone get naked for a stranger. 994 01:06:20,972 --> 01:06:22,305 We're the real deal. 995 01:06:23,007 --> 01:06:24,274 That's why they tell you 996 01:06:24,374 --> 01:06:26,343 more than they would tell their therapists 997 01:06:26,443 --> 01:06:28,578 and why they take risks with you. 998 01:06:30,313 --> 01:06:31,681 "Risks." 999 01:06:31,782 --> 01:06:34,451 Yes. Risks that can lead to a situation 1000 01:06:34,551 --> 01:06:36,854 like what happened with Sophie I. 1001 01:06:36,954 --> 01:06:40,657 And risks that lead to lifelong marriages. 1002 01:06:42,692 --> 01:06:45,096 You know this is life-changing work. 1003 01:06:45,196 --> 01:06:46,663 And you're born for it. 1004 01:06:47,999 --> 01:06:49,666 Take a break starting now. 1005 01:06:49,766 --> 01:06:53,037 And I expect you back in four weeks, renewed. 1006 01:06:53,703 --> 01:06:54,671 I insist. 1007 01:07:00,610 --> 01:07:02,746 Violet! Amazing news! 1008 01:07:02,847 --> 01:07:06,683 My client Zoe H. and Fred A. just got engaged! 1009 01:07:09,153 --> 01:07:11,923 Unbelievable! Oh! 1010 01:07:12,023 --> 01:07:14,992 That is so impressive! 1011 01:07:15,092 --> 01:07:16,526 What an amazing match! 1012 01:07:16,626 --> 01:07:17,929 - Number four? - (SIGHS) 1013 01:07:18,029 --> 01:07:20,097 Yes! - We have to throw you a party! 1014 01:08:37,975 --> 01:08:38,976 Sophie. 1015 01:09:12,310 --> 01:09:13,777 (PANTING) Sophie. 1016 01:09:16,746 --> 01:09:18,416 - Sophie. - You don't want to talk to me. 1017 01:09:18,515 --> 01:09:20,184 Please. 1018 01:09:20,284 --> 01:09:21,785 I am so embarrassed. 1019 01:09:22,786 --> 01:09:24,121 I thought I could pay some girl 1020 01:09:24,221 --> 01:09:25,856 to find me a boyfriend. 1021 01:09:26,456 --> 01:09:27,590 I'm sorry. 1022 01:09:27,691 --> 01:09:29,327 "An expert"? What a fucking joke. 1023 01:09:29,427 --> 01:09:32,196 - Sophie- - You know what's even funnier? 1024 01:09:32,296 --> 01:09:34,332 I almost felt like we were friends. 1025 01:09:34,432 --> 01:09:36,200 I, I, I, I really— I— 1026 01:09:37,734 --> 01:09:39,669 Can we please just talk? 1027 01:09:40,603 --> 01:09:41,872 Talk about what? 1028 01:09:43,341 --> 01:09:44,942 What do you have to say? 1029 01:09:48,745 --> 01:09:50,613 (SIGHS, WHISPERING) I'm sorry. 1030 01:09:52,283 --> 01:09:54,484 (IN NORMAL VOICE) I'm so sorry. 1031 01:09:56,053 --> 01:09:58,089 I trusted you. 1032 01:09:59,957 --> 01:10:02,525 I didn't know what he was capable of. 1033 01:10:04,028 --> 01:10:05,997 I see, so... 1034 01:10:06,097 --> 01:10:10,201 you knew his height, which was a lie by the way. 1035 01:10:10,301 --> 01:10:12,036 And his job and his salary, 1036 01:10:12,136 --> 01:10:14,205 which was also a lie just for the record. 1037 01:10:14,305 --> 01:10:16,407 And his looks, which is really nothing much... 1038 01:10:16,506 --> 01:10:18,608 but you didn't know who he was. 1039 01:10:19,509 --> 01:10:23,147 As a person. As a man. 1040 01:10:23,247 --> 01:10:25,950 Well, I went on a date with him and found out. 1041 01:10:27,051 --> 01:10:29,020 He's the kind of guy who gets drunk 1042 01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:31,621 and follows you into the bathroom. 1043 01:10:35,625 --> 01:10:37,995 Why would you set me up with someone like that? 1044 01:10:41,966 --> 01:10:46,871 He was a strong match with a lot of potential. 1045 01:10:51,842 --> 01:10:54,211 He checked a lot of our boxes. 1046 01:10:59,183 --> 01:11:00,317 "Boxes"? 1047 01:11:05,823 --> 01:11:07,391 The truth is, you set me up with that man 1048 01:11:07,491 --> 01:11:09,060 because you think I'm worthless. 1049 01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:10,361 No, I don't— 1050 01:11:10,461 --> 01:11:12,029 You didn't know what to do with me. 1051 01:11:12,129 --> 01:11:14,231 That's how I ended up on that date. 1052 01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:19,537 Here I was thinking that you worked for me... 1053 01:11:19,636 --> 01:11:21,872 but the whole time I was working for you. 1054 01:11:23,474 --> 01:11:26,676 Worthless merchandise... 1055 01:11:26,776 --> 01:11:29,612 to pawn off to anyone who'd take it. 1056 01:11:34,218 --> 01:11:36,087 But I am not merchandise. 1057 01:11:37,587 --> 01:11:38,923 I'm a person. 1058 01:11:41,025 --> 01:11:44,929 And I know I deserve love. (SHUDDERS) 1059 01:11:45,029 --> 01:11:47,898 I know you do. I believe it. 1060 01:11:50,167 --> 01:11:51,601 Fuck you. 1061 01:11:52,436 --> 01:11:53,670 Pimp. 1062 01:12:51,061 --> 01:12:52,596 - (PHONE VIBRATING) - Thanks. 1063 01:12:52,695 --> 01:12:54,165 Can I get a receipt? 1064 01:13:05,276 --> 01:13:06,277 Thanks, man. 1065 01:13:07,978 --> 01:13:08,979 Lucy? 1066 01:13:09,914 --> 01:13:11,615 What's going on? You okay? 1067 01:13:11,714 --> 01:13:14,751 (SHUDDERING) No. 1068 01:13:14,852 --> 01:13:16,287 Do you want me to come get you? 1069 01:13:17,787 --> 01:13:19,490 No, I'm at home. 1070 01:13:19,590 --> 01:13:21,791 I shouldn't even be calling you. 1071 01:13:21,892 --> 01:13:25,329 You can always call me. What's up? 1072 01:13:26,763 --> 01:13:28,265 I fucked up. (SOBS) 1073 01:13:31,669 --> 01:13:32,903 Okay. 1074 01:13:36,874 --> 01:13:40,177 I'm not supposed to tell anybody but... 1075 01:13:43,347 --> 01:13:44,815 can I tell you? 1076 01:13:46,350 --> 01:13:47,384 Of course. 1077 01:13:48,686 --> 01:13:49,887 Anything. 1078 01:13:55,826 --> 01:13:59,330 I set my client up with a bad person. 1079 01:14:01,799 --> 01:14:04,535 I didn't know he was bad, but I introduced them. 1080 01:14:04,635 --> 01:14:05,836 And now 1081 01:14:07,404 --> 01:14:09,673 I can't fix it. 1082 01:14:09,772 --> 01:14:13,010 I'm the last person who can fix it. 1083 01:14:17,581 --> 01:14:19,383 Do you want me to come over? 1084 01:14:19,483 --> 01:14:21,585 No. 1085 01:14:21,685 --> 01:14:25,222 No. I'm about to go to Harry's. 1086 01:14:26,724 --> 01:14:27,958 Right. 1087 01:14:29,226 --> 01:14:30,394 Sorry. 1088 01:14:30,494 --> 01:14:34,431 No, no. It's... Hey, nothing to be sorry about. 1089 01:14:34,531 --> 01:14:36,233 Keep telling me what happened. 1090 01:14:37,601 --> 01:14:38,902 I'm here. 1091 01:17:16,627 --> 01:17:18,028 Do you know what they are? 1092 01:17:18,863 --> 01:17:20,164 I think so. 1093 01:17:21,866 --> 01:17:24,134 - It's not a big deal. - I know. 1094 01:17:27,671 --> 01:17:29,206 I made an investment. 1095 01:17:31,041 --> 01:17:32,342 A body is like an apartment. 1096 01:17:32,443 --> 01:17:34,478 You have to invest to get the value back. 1097 01:17:36,513 --> 01:17:38,015 I understand you. 1098 01:17:39,650 --> 01:17:41,251 I invested too. 1099 01:17:47,090 --> 01:17:48,692 Right. I figured. 1100 01:17:53,230 --> 01:17:55,466 Did your brother too? 1101 01:17:55,566 --> 01:17:59,203 Yeah, we did it together eight years ago. 1102 01:18:02,406 --> 01:18:05,175 Six feet or taller was one of Charlotte's non-negotiables... 1103 01:18:05,275 --> 01:18:07,544 so I'm glad he did. 1104 01:18:10,047 --> 01:18:11,515 Was it painful? 1105 01:18:15,252 --> 01:18:16,553 I know it sounds stupid, 1106 01:18:16,653 --> 01:18:18,522 breaking your legs to gain a few extra inches. 1107 01:18:18,622 --> 01:18:21,291 But we keep saying, definitely worth it. 1108 01:18:22,993 --> 01:18:24,561 It changed our lives. 1109 01:18:26,597 --> 01:18:30,167 With women, completely, of course. 1110 01:18:30,267 --> 01:18:32,035 Women just approach us and talk to us now, 1111 01:18:32,135 --> 01:18:33,737 which never happened before. 1112 01:18:35,772 --> 01:18:38,275 I haven't struck out since. 1113 01:18:38,375 --> 01:18:40,644 But you can also tell the difference at work 1114 01:18:40,744 --> 01:18:43,347 and at restaurants and airports. You're... 1115 01:18:45,749 --> 01:18:47,384 You're just worth more. 1116 01:18:52,322 --> 01:18:54,157 Does this change anything? 1117 01:18:56,293 --> 01:18:57,294 No. 1118 01:19:12,142 --> 01:19:13,644 What are you thinking about? 1119 01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:18,248 I'm thinking that... 1120 01:19:18,348 --> 01:19:21,652 that you should go to Iceland without me. 1121 01:19:23,021 --> 01:19:25,155 - Why? - (SIGHS) 1122 01:19:28,392 --> 01:19:30,995 I don't think that you and I are a good match. 1123 01:19:33,630 --> 01:19:35,666 Is it because I got the surgery? 1124 01:19:35,766 --> 01:19:38,903 No. Knowing that just makes me feel like I actually know you. 1125 01:19:39,003 --> 01:19:40,170 Then what? 1126 01:19:42,673 --> 01:19:43,975 It's really hard for me to feel like 1127 01:19:44,074 --> 01:19:45,910 this is not about the legs. 1128 01:19:46,010 --> 01:19:47,511 It's not. 1129 01:19:47,611 --> 01:19:49,379 When I realized what you had done, 1130 01:19:49,479 --> 01:19:53,584 it made me feel exactly how I felt about you before. 1131 01:19:53,684 --> 01:19:54,852 Which is what? 1132 01:19:56,854 --> 01:19:58,589 I'm not in love with you. 1133 01:20:01,358 --> 01:20:03,460 And you're not in love with me. 1134 01:20:05,295 --> 01:20:09,199 And there's no amount of money that can fix that. 1135 01:20:10,534 --> 01:20:12,469 But we're such a good match. 1136 01:20:14,137 --> 01:20:15,639 You're exactly what I'm looking for... 1137 01:20:15,739 --> 01:20:17,507 and I know I can make your life better. 1138 01:20:17,608 --> 01:20:21,079 Harry, you don't want to marry me. 1139 01:20:21,178 --> 01:20:22,446 You want to do business with me, 1140 01:20:22,546 --> 01:20:24,247 just like I want to do business with you. 1141 01:20:24,348 --> 01:20:25,682 But isn't marriage a business deal? 1142 01:20:25,782 --> 01:20:27,217 Yes, it is. 1143 01:20:28,685 --> 01:20:31,254 But love has to be on the table. 1144 01:20:47,604 --> 01:20:49,539 What if I'm not capable of it? 1145 01:20:50,875 --> 01:20:52,209 Of love? 1146 01:20:54,177 --> 01:20:56,246 It makes me feel like an idiot. 1147 01:20:57,949 --> 01:20:59,149 Like I'm... 1148 01:21:00,450 --> 01:21:02,954 I'm just a clueless... child. 1149 01:21:03,054 --> 01:21:06,824 I feel so... dumb thinking about it... 1150 01:21:08,225 --> 01:21:09,894 or wanting it. 1151 01:21:09,994 --> 01:21:11,294 I find it... 1152 01:21:12,295 --> 01:21:13,764 so difficult. 1153 01:21:23,141 --> 01:21:25,609 You won't, when you love someone. 1154 01:21:28,146 --> 01:21:29,713 It'll be easy. 1155 01:21:30,747 --> 01:21:31,748 No math. 1156 01:21:43,527 --> 01:21:46,196 Should I hire you for your services? 1157 01:21:47,297 --> 01:21:48,465 If you call the office, 1158 01:21:48,565 --> 01:21:50,767 they'll assign someone great for you. 1159 01:21:58,042 --> 01:21:59,476 So this is it? 1160 01:22:14,624 --> 01:22:16,526 You want to know how many inches? 1161 01:22:17,661 --> 01:22:18,662 Yeah. 1162 01:22:19,629 --> 01:22:20,630 Six. 1163 01:22:22,332 --> 01:22:24,434 You were 5'6" before? 1164 01:22:40,784 --> 01:22:42,153 I wouldn't have had the confidence 1165 01:22:42,252 --> 01:22:44,387 to hit on you at 5'6". 1166 01:22:48,492 --> 01:22:50,360 I'm sure you would have. 1167 01:22:52,864 --> 01:22:54,698 Am I still a unicorn? 1168 01:23:00,838 --> 01:23:02,272 You're perfect. 1169 01:23:19,123 --> 01:23:20,423 Where's my charger? 1170 01:23:22,425 --> 01:23:24,061 Hey, is that my charger? 1171 01:23:24,162 --> 01:23:25,462 My charger broke. 1172 01:23:25,562 --> 01:23:28,498 So you just took mine? I had an alarm set. 1173 01:23:28,598 --> 01:23:31,601 And answer the fucking door for once in your fucking life! 1174 01:23:31,701 --> 01:23:33,971 - (DOORBELL RINGING) - What? 1175 01:23:34,906 --> 01:23:36,640 Hi. It's Lucy. 1176 01:23:39,277 --> 01:23:40,477 I'm sorry. 1177 01:23:40,577 --> 01:23:42,079 No, no, that's okay. I was just— 1178 01:23:42,180 --> 01:23:43,147 I'll come down there. 1179 01:23:43,247 --> 01:23:45,448 Just give me— Just don't move. 1180 01:23:50,353 --> 01:23:52,622 Hey, what the fuck? 1181 01:23:56,194 --> 01:23:57,394 Oh... 1182 01:23:59,362 --> 01:24:00,932 - (OBJECTS CLATTERING) - Sh... 1183 01:24:01,032 --> 01:24:02,365 Goddamn it. 1184 01:24:10,041 --> 01:24:11,042 Fuck. 1185 01:24:22,286 --> 01:24:23,486 Hi. 1186 01:24:24,688 --> 01:24:25,655 Hi. 1187 01:24:28,625 --> 01:24:30,493 You have a girl up there? 1188 01:24:30,594 --> 01:24:33,630 What? No. Why would you say that? 1189 01:24:33,730 --> 01:24:35,900 I don't know. You didn't want me to come up. (LAUGHS) 1190 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:40,503 Oh. Yeah, no, there's no girl up there. 1191 01:24:42,706 --> 01:24:46,743 Sorry for showing up without warning. 1192 01:24:46,844 --> 01:24:47,777 I tried calling. 1193 01:24:47,879 --> 01:24:51,548 Sorry. My phone wasn't charged. 1194 01:24:53,717 --> 01:24:56,120 I'm meant to be on a plane to Iceland. 1195 01:24:57,255 --> 01:24:58,455 Okay. 1196 01:25:00,790 --> 01:25:02,726 I sublet my apartment for the week 1197 01:25:02,827 --> 01:25:05,562 that I'm supposed to be in Iceland... 1198 01:25:05,662 --> 01:25:09,466 so I, uh, don't have a place to stay. 1199 01:25:12,370 --> 01:25:13,603 Sorry, I don't know what I'm doing here. 1200 01:25:13,703 --> 01:25:15,139 - It doesn't make any sense. - No, no. 1201 01:25:15,239 --> 01:25:17,942 - I thought it made sense. - Wait, wait. Don't go. Stay. 1202 01:25:20,510 --> 01:25:22,046 This was a bad idea. 1203 01:25:22,146 --> 01:25:23,948 No, it's not. It's just... 1204 01:25:24,714 --> 01:25:26,516 My apartment is not... 1205 01:25:28,585 --> 01:25:29,921 suitable for you. 1206 01:25:30,654 --> 01:25:32,356 It was suitable before. 1207 01:25:32,455 --> 01:25:35,792 Yeah, well, we're not in our 20s anymore. 1208 01:25:35,893 --> 01:25:37,995 I know what your apartment is like. 1209 01:25:39,063 --> 01:25:41,498 Trust me, it's worse than you remember. 1210 01:25:49,173 --> 01:25:50,808 Want to drive upstate? 1211 01:25:52,442 --> 01:25:53,710 And go where? 1212 01:25:53,811 --> 01:25:55,545 I don't know. Just drive around. 1213 01:25:55,645 --> 01:25:56,847 Stay at a hotel. 1214 01:25:58,615 --> 01:26:00,384 I just got the stipend from my play, 1215 01:26:00,483 --> 01:26:03,154 so... I'm feeling rich. 1216 01:26:34,352 --> 01:26:35,752 What are you thinking about? 1217 01:26:38,155 --> 01:26:40,157 You're the same as always. 1218 01:26:43,260 --> 01:26:44,395 Really? 1219 01:26:44,494 --> 01:26:45,695 Mm-hmm. 1220 01:26:48,665 --> 01:26:50,868 I was hoping you'd say I was different. 1221 01:26:50,968 --> 01:26:51,969 Why? 1222 01:26:53,371 --> 01:26:54,604 Because if I'm different, 1223 01:26:54,704 --> 01:26:56,639 then I wouldn't be the guy that lost you. 1224 01:27:03,613 --> 01:27:04,849 What? 1225 01:27:06,484 --> 01:27:08,219 That's my catering company. 1226 01:27:13,590 --> 01:27:15,658 Do you think they'd get us in? 1227 01:27:43,787 --> 01:27:45,990 Oh, he loves her so much. 1228 01:27:47,624 --> 01:27:48,826 Yeah. 1229 01:27:51,295 --> 01:27:54,999 And special delivery, just for you. 1230 01:27:55,099 --> 01:27:56,233 A gift. 1231 01:27:56,333 --> 01:27:58,701 A white glove service, handled with care. 1232 01:27:58,803 --> 01:28:00,504 If you could just sign here. 1233 01:28:00,603 --> 01:28:01,906 Initial here. 1234 01:28:02,006 --> 01:28:04,942 Thank you very much and have a good day. 1235 01:28:06,877 --> 01:28:10,047 One day, for no reason in particular... 1236 01:28:10,147 --> 01:28:14,218 you two will start to hate each other. 1237 01:28:14,318 --> 01:28:15,953 You'll resent each other... 1238 01:28:16,053 --> 01:28:18,588 you'll take each other for granted... 1239 01:28:18,688 --> 01:28:21,092 You'll stop having sex... 1240 01:28:21,192 --> 01:28:26,130 somehow... manage to make a couple of kids... 1241 01:28:26,230 --> 01:28:28,999 and then you'll get sick of each other... 1242 01:28:29,100 --> 01:28:31,268 And one of you will cheat on the other... 1243 01:28:32,702 --> 01:28:34,205 and then you'll fight. 1244 01:28:34,305 --> 01:28:37,640 At first, not in front of the kids, but then... 1245 01:28:38,375 --> 01:28:40,211 in front of the kids... 1246 01:28:40,311 --> 01:28:43,814 and then you resent the kids for seeing you fight... 1247 01:28:45,748 --> 01:28:47,318 and then you file for divorce... 1248 01:28:48,319 --> 01:28:50,653 and you fight about... 1249 01:28:51,589 --> 01:28:53,557 who owns what and... 1250 01:28:53,656 --> 01:28:56,193 who gets the kids when until it's... 1251 01:28:57,328 --> 01:28:58,395 all over. 1252 01:29:02,199 --> 01:29:04,667 Why does anybody even get married? 1253 01:29:07,104 --> 01:29:09,173 Because people tell them they should. 1254 01:29:10,374 --> 01:29:12,109 And because they're lonely. 1255 01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:17,915 And because they're hopeful. 1256 01:29:20,217 --> 01:29:22,719 They want to do it differently than their parents. 1257 01:33:11,482 --> 01:33:12,516 John. 1258 01:33:13,650 --> 01:33:14,651 John! 1259 01:33:22,359 --> 01:33:24,595 - What is this? - What is what? 1260 01:33:26,163 --> 01:33:27,898 Are we getting back together? 1261 01:33:31,935 --> 01:33:33,737 Lucy, are we getting back together? 1262 01:33:33,838 --> 01:33:35,038 I don't know. 1263 01:33:39,576 --> 01:33:41,044 I really don't. 1264 01:33:44,448 --> 01:33:46,950 So you thought you'd just show up at my door... 1265 01:33:47,050 --> 01:33:48,752 not have a boyfriend, 1266 01:33:48,853 --> 01:33:51,321 agree to get in my car, kiss me... 1267 01:33:51,422 --> 01:33:53,690 fuck me while you try to get over someone else... 1268 01:33:53,791 --> 01:33:57,194 and then leave me again? Is that it? 1269 01:33:57,294 --> 01:33:59,831 - Do you think I'm worthless? - No, I don't think that. 1270 01:33:59,930 --> 01:34:02,533 - Am I disposable? - Of course not. 1271 01:34:02,633 --> 01:34:04,535 Do you feel bad for me? 1272 01:34:04,635 --> 01:34:07,404 Poor old John can't figure his life out? 1273 01:34:08,439 --> 01:34:10,574 - Never. - Then why are you using me? 1274 01:34:10,674 --> 01:34:11,675 I'm not. 1275 01:34:14,278 --> 01:34:16,513 I'm usually desperate enough to let you. 1276 01:34:19,082 --> 01:34:20,551 I'm a beggar for you. 1277 01:34:27,224 --> 01:34:29,226 When I see your face... 1278 01:34:30,994 --> 01:34:33,898 I see wrinkles and grey hair... 1279 01:34:33,997 --> 01:34:36,066 and children that look like you. 1280 01:34:37,701 --> 01:34:38,969 I can't help it. 1281 01:34:47,978 --> 01:34:50,080 But as your friend... 1282 01:34:50,180 --> 01:34:51,850 I would tell you it's a bad idea 1283 01:34:51,950 --> 01:34:54,451 to be with a 37-year-old cater waiter 1284 01:34:54,551 --> 01:34:56,086 who still has roommates. 1285 01:34:57,922 --> 01:34:59,356 I would say... 1286 01:35:01,091 --> 01:35:02,392 you definitely shouldn't marry a guy 1287 01:35:02,493 --> 01:35:05,195 that has $2,000 in his bank account... 1288 01:35:05,295 --> 01:35:07,932 in a city he can't afford... 1289 01:35:08,031 --> 01:35:10,200 who's only still there... 1290 01:35:10,300 --> 01:35:12,369 to keep trying to be a theatre actor 1291 01:35:12,469 --> 01:35:16,073 because someone told him he was good at it once. 1292 01:35:18,008 --> 01:35:19,710 So, where does that leave us? 1293 01:35:21,946 --> 01:35:23,747 Here. 1294 01:35:23,848 --> 01:35:25,649 At someone else's wedding. 1295 01:35:33,423 --> 01:35:37,194 I can't give you the wedding or the marriage you want. 1296 01:35:37,294 --> 01:35:40,097 I couldn't even give you the relationship you wanted. 1297 01:35:42,733 --> 01:35:43,902 It's been years, 1298 01:35:44,002 --> 01:35:46,069 and I still can't afford to be with you. 1299 01:35:50,674 --> 01:35:51,675 You're right... 1300 01:35:52,476 --> 01:35:53,477 You can't. 1301 01:35:56,079 --> 01:35:57,247 But just because you can't afford it, 1302 01:35:57,347 --> 01:35:59,750 doesn't mean it's worth having. 1303 01:36:00,784 --> 01:36:02,553 You don't want me. 1304 01:36:02,653 --> 01:36:05,023 Of course I want you. 1305 01:36:05,122 --> 01:36:07,190 Are you even listening to me? 1306 01:36:07,291 --> 01:36:11,428 John, you and I haven't been together properly... 1307 01:36:11,528 --> 01:36:15,632 in so long that you've forgotten. 1308 01:36:15,732 --> 01:36:19,136 You don't want to be with me because I'm not a good person. 1309 01:36:21,104 --> 01:36:22,840 I'm judgmental... 1310 01:36:23,841 --> 01:36:26,710 and materialistic, and cold. 1311 01:36:28,545 --> 01:36:31,148 I broke up with you because you're broke. 1312 01:36:32,182 --> 01:36:34,585 I've hurt you over and over. 1313 01:36:36,486 --> 01:36:37,956 You hate me. 1314 01:36:38,056 --> 01:36:39,723 I don't hate you. 1315 01:36:39,824 --> 01:36:41,258 You do. 1316 01:36:41,358 --> 01:36:44,227 And you're right to hate me, because I'm awful. 1317 01:36:45,629 --> 01:36:47,431 Even now... 1318 01:36:47,531 --> 01:36:51,301 I'm thinking: If I choose to marry you... 1319 01:36:51,401 --> 01:36:52,804 I'm gonna be sitting across from you 1320 01:36:52,904 --> 01:36:56,340 in cheap shitty restaurants for the rest of my life. 1321 01:36:57,474 --> 01:36:59,376 I'll be riding in your shitty car, 1322 01:36:59,476 --> 01:37:01,545 and living in your shitty bedroom... 1323 01:37:03,246 --> 01:37:08,019 and fighting with you about $25. 1324 01:37:08,118 --> 01:37:10,287 I'm weighing being with you... 1325 01:37:10,387 --> 01:37:13,223 against these shit tradeoffs. 1326 01:37:14,191 --> 01:37:15,692 I'm doing math. 1327 01:37:17,394 --> 01:37:19,196 This is what I'm like. 1328 01:37:19,296 --> 01:37:20,597 I know what you're like. 1329 01:37:20,697 --> 01:37:22,900 Then how could you still love me? 1330 01:37:53,965 --> 01:37:55,432 - Sophie? - Lucy. 1331 01:37:55,532 --> 01:37:56,700 I didn't know who else to call. 1332 01:37:56,801 --> 01:37:58,036 I haven't told anyone. 1333 01:37:58,136 --> 01:37:59,436 I don't have any friends in the city 1334 01:37:59,536 --> 01:38:01,139 and my lawyers aren't picking up and... 1335 01:38:01,238 --> 01:38:03,373 - What's going on? - (DOORBELL BUZZING ON PHONE) 1336 01:38:03,473 --> 01:38:06,243 Mark is outside my building. 1337 01:38:08,046 --> 01:38:10,347 I called the cops but they said they won't come 1338 01:38:10,447 --> 01:38:11,682 unless he's trying to break in. 1339 01:38:11,782 --> 01:38:13,417 - And... - (DOORBELL BUZZING ON PHONE) 1340 01:38:13,517 --> 01:38:15,119 he's not trying to break in, 1341 01:38:15,218 --> 01:38:16,720 he's just buzzing the doorbell. 1342 01:38:16,821 --> 01:38:18,522 That's still harassment, they should— 1343 01:38:18,622 --> 01:38:21,692 He walked me home after the date. 1344 01:38:21,792 --> 01:38:25,262 Which I shouldn't have let him do, but... 1345 01:38:25,362 --> 01:38:27,597 I was scared and... (EXHALES) 1346 01:38:28,632 --> 01:38:30,233 - It's my fault. Lucy. 1347 01:38:30,333 --> 01:38:31,535 That's not your fault. 1348 01:38:31,635 --> 01:38:33,303 Can we finish talking, please? 1349 01:38:33,403 --> 01:38:34,504 He says he just wants to talk about it, 1350 01:38:34,604 --> 01:38:35,706 but I'm not gonna let him in. 1351 01:38:35,807 --> 01:38:37,041 - No. - (DOORBELL CONTINUES BUZZING) 1352 01:38:37,141 --> 01:38:38,709 Bolt your door. 1353 01:38:38,810 --> 01:38:41,012 I'm about an hour outside of Manhattan, 1354 01:38:41,112 --> 01:38:42,612 but I'll try to get there sooner. 1355 01:38:44,414 --> 01:38:45,382 I'm worried someone's going to open 1356 01:38:45,482 --> 01:38:46,851 the building door for him. 1357 01:38:46,951 --> 01:38:48,920 I'm almost there. 1358 01:38:49,020 --> 01:38:52,456 He has to leave. He can't stay outside all night, can he? 1359 01:38:52,556 --> 01:38:55,325 I want you to tell him someone is on their way. 1360 01:39:14,344 --> 01:39:15,980 Sophie, it's Lucy. 1361 01:39:17,347 --> 01:39:18,615 Is he gone? 1362 01:39:18,715 --> 01:39:22,352 Yes. No one was here when we got here. 1363 01:39:22,452 --> 01:39:24,287 Oh. He must've run away 1364 01:39:24,387 --> 01:39:25,789 when I said that you're coming. 1365 01:39:27,859 --> 01:39:29,259 Can I come in? 1366 01:39:35,233 --> 01:39:37,300 - Hi. - Hi. 1367 01:39:47,310 --> 01:39:49,312 How are you holding up? 1368 01:39:49,412 --> 01:39:53,151 Uh, not good. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY, SIGHS) 1369 01:39:53,251 --> 01:39:55,719 (EXHALES) Mark sounded really angry. 1370 01:39:59,056 --> 01:40:01,458 Well, he's angry because... 1371 01:40:01,558 --> 01:40:04,795 he thought he was going to get away with something... 1372 01:40:05,830 --> 01:40:06,831 but he won't... 1373 01:40:08,298 --> 01:40:10,467 because you're not going to let him. 1374 01:40:11,434 --> 01:40:13,403 You are brave. 1375 01:40:17,741 --> 01:40:18,910 Can I hug you? 1376 01:40:46,570 --> 01:40:49,040 You know what I've been thinking about? (SNIFFLES) 1377 01:40:49,140 --> 01:40:50,340 (WHISPERING) What? 1378 01:40:51,408 --> 01:40:53,443 I really need to get a boyfriend 1379 01:40:53,543 --> 01:40:54,778 so that I have someone to call 1380 01:40:54,879 --> 01:40:57,081 that's not my fucking matchmaker. 1381 01:41:02,186 --> 01:41:03,821 I'm going to die alone. 1382 01:41:05,689 --> 01:41:06,690 Sophie. 1383 01:41:10,928 --> 01:41:14,631 I promise you, you're going to marry the love of your life. 1384 01:41:16,600 --> 01:41:18,803 You don't expect me to believe that. 1385 01:41:19,769 --> 01:41:21,638 You don't have to believe it. 1386 01:41:22,974 --> 01:41:24,441 I believe it. 1387 01:41:25,475 --> 01:41:26,944 Let me guess. 1388 01:41:27,044 --> 01:41:29,713 Someone who checks a lot of my boxes? (CHUCKLES DRYLY) 1389 01:41:30,580 --> 01:41:33,217 I'm not asking for a miracle. 1390 01:41:33,317 --> 01:41:35,452 I just want to love someone. 1391 01:41:36,854 --> 01:41:39,991 Someone who can't help but love me back. 1392 01:41:51,269 --> 01:41:52,236 She's asleep. 1393 01:41:52,336 --> 01:41:54,138 Good. 1394 01:41:55,405 --> 01:41:56,606 You okay? 1395 01:41:57,008 --> 01:41:58,042 Yeah. 1396 01:42:00,510 --> 01:42:02,445 You should go home. 1397 01:42:02,545 --> 01:42:03,680 I'll take you home first. 1398 01:42:03,780 --> 01:42:05,548 I'm gonna sleep on her couch... 1399 01:42:05,649 --> 01:42:08,518 and help her get a restraining order when she wakes up. 1400 01:42:08,920 --> 01:42:10,154 Okay. 1401 01:42:13,124 --> 01:42:14,457 Thanks for the ride. 1402 01:42:15,393 --> 01:42:16,928 Yeah, of course. 1403 01:42:26,736 --> 01:42:28,738 You asked how I could love you. 1404 01:42:33,510 --> 01:42:34,912 I just do. 1405 01:42:36,680 --> 01:42:38,182 It's the easiest thing. 1406 01:42:42,987 --> 01:42:44,587 I love you too. 1407 01:42:47,724 --> 01:42:49,459 (CHUCKLES) More than you know. 1408 01:42:53,097 --> 01:42:56,599 You're the only reason I know I'm capable of love. 1409 01:43:01,705 --> 01:43:03,740 I've been doing some math. 1410 01:43:05,242 --> 01:43:06,911 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1411 01:43:08,379 --> 01:43:10,747 And I'm ready to make you an offer. 1412 01:43:11,849 --> 01:43:12,850 Okay. 1413 01:43:14,218 --> 01:43:15,719 Here's the offer. 1414 01:43:19,556 --> 01:43:22,893 I love you now, like I loved you before... 1415 01:43:24,728 --> 01:43:26,797 I'll love you 'til the day I die. 1416 01:43:29,233 --> 01:43:31,035 It's a lifetime guarantee. 1417 01:43:33,004 --> 01:43:35,406 And I won't forget it the way I used to... 1418 01:43:35,505 --> 01:43:37,174 even when things are shit. 1419 01:43:39,477 --> 01:43:41,778 I'll make a calendar item 1420 01:43:41,879 --> 01:43:44,982 every day reminding myself that I love you. 1421 01:43:46,250 --> 01:43:47,818 I'll be your certainty. 1422 01:43:52,756 --> 01:43:54,557 It's my final offer. 1423 01:43:55,926 --> 01:43:58,496 You can't negotiate because 1424 01:43:58,595 --> 01:44:00,663 I don't have anything else to offer you. 1425 01:44:09,907 --> 01:44:10,908 Deal. 1426 01:44:20,885 --> 01:44:22,420 Now I admit, I'm not confident 1427 01:44:22,520 --> 01:44:25,588 that I can make myself less broke. 1428 01:44:25,688 --> 01:44:27,590 You don't need to worry about that. 1429 01:44:27,690 --> 01:44:30,027 You know I can take care of myself. 1430 01:44:31,295 --> 01:44:32,496 Yeah, I know. 1431 01:44:32,595 --> 01:44:33,798 It's not for you. 1432 01:44:34,532 --> 01:44:35,732 It's for me. 1433 01:44:36,434 --> 01:44:37,634 For us. 1434 01:44:38,869 --> 01:44:40,004 You make me brave enough 1435 01:44:40,104 --> 01:44:42,306 to admit that I want to be happy. 1436 01:44:43,640 --> 01:44:45,675 And I want to be happy with you. 1437 01:44:50,915 --> 01:44:54,251 And I'm gonna pick up more catering shifts... 1438 01:44:54,351 --> 01:44:56,287 And ask for a raise... 1439 01:44:56,387 --> 01:45:00,590 I'll find a serving job at an actual restaurant... 1440 01:45:00,690 --> 01:45:02,426 And I won't say no to commercial auditions, 1441 01:45:02,526 --> 01:45:04,061 even though they're annoying... 1442 01:45:04,161 --> 01:45:06,696 I'll make an actual effort to find a manager. 1443 01:45:24,849 --> 01:45:27,284 And I'm going to move out of my apartment. 1444 01:45:28,085 --> 01:45:29,487 And sell my car. 1445 01:45:29,587 --> 01:45:30,988 Don't sell your car. 1446 01:45:31,889 --> 01:45:32,689 No? 1447 01:45:32,789 --> 01:45:34,624 No, let's just... 1448 01:45:35,792 --> 01:45:38,162 Let's just drive around in it... 1449 01:45:38,262 --> 01:45:41,932 until it breaks down and it won't move anymore. 1450 01:46:15,933 --> 01:46:17,134 I've been dreaming about 1451 01:46:17,234 --> 01:46:19,769 the first people who got married. 1452 01:46:21,872 --> 01:46:25,609 Two cavepeople... fell in love... 1453 01:46:25,708 --> 01:46:28,245 in between the hunting and the gathering. 1454 01:46:30,447 --> 01:46:31,949 And in my dream... 1455 01:46:33,417 --> 01:46:35,286 I keep asking myself... 1456 01:46:37,221 --> 01:46:39,924 what made them perfect for each other? 1457 01:46:42,960 --> 01:46:45,396 Similar economic background? 1458 01:46:46,931 --> 01:46:48,765 Politically aligned? 1459 01:46:50,034 --> 01:46:53,003 Well-matched in their attractiveness? 1460 01:46:54,939 --> 01:46:56,840 Similar upbringing? 1461 01:47:01,245 --> 01:47:02,246 Or... 1462 01:47:03,347 --> 01:47:05,015 was it something else? 1463 01:47:09,019 --> 01:47:10,688 Something like you and me? 1464 01:47:22,166 --> 01:47:23,033 Hey, man. 1465 01:47:23,133 --> 01:47:25,035 Can I get two chicken over rice? 1466 01:47:25,135 --> 01:47:26,270 Yeah. 1467 01:47:37,514 --> 01:47:39,516 Thanks a lot. Keep that. 1468 01:47:53,864 --> 01:47:55,532 I'm sad you're leaving, Vi. 1469 01:47:55,633 --> 01:47:58,435 Me too. They really need me at the London office. 1470 01:47:58,535 --> 01:48:02,106 And I'm calling you first of all the Adore girls... 1471 01:48:02,206 --> 01:48:05,709 because the CEOs asked me who should be asked to step up 1472 01:48:05,809 --> 01:48:08,178 and be promoted... to New York head 1473 01:48:08,279 --> 01:48:11,282 and I said it absolutely has to be you. 1474 01:48:11,382 --> 01:48:12,883 - Me? - Yes. 1475 01:48:12,983 --> 01:48:15,219 - You're getting a promotion. - (LUCY CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1476 01:48:16,754 --> 01:48:18,689 What's so funny? 1477 01:48:18,788 --> 01:48:21,158 Well, I was going to hand in 1478 01:48:21,258 --> 01:48:23,727 my resignation letter tomorrow. 1479 01:48:23,827 --> 01:48:25,195 No, you weren't. 1480 01:48:25,296 --> 01:48:28,098 Yep. I have it printed out and everything. 1481 01:48:28,198 --> 01:48:30,034 You can't quit. 1482 01:48:30,134 --> 01:48:32,002 What would you do instead? 1483 01:48:32,670 --> 01:48:34,738 I honestly don't know. 1484 01:48:34,838 --> 01:48:36,840 Maybe marry someone poor. 1485 01:48:38,709 --> 01:48:39,710 I don't know 1486 01:48:39,810 --> 01:48:41,845 what you're talking about. 1487 01:48:41,945 --> 01:48:43,547 Just think about it. 1488 01:48:43,647 --> 01:48:44,581 You can negotiate 1489 01:48:44,682 --> 01:48:45,749 a crazy salary, too. 1490 01:48:45,849 --> 01:48:47,718 Ask for any amount you want, 1491 01:48:47,818 --> 01:48:49,653 and I'll support you. Okay? 1492 01:48:49,753 --> 01:48:51,655 Okay, I'll think about it. 1493 01:48:51,755 --> 01:48:53,891 Vi, I have to go. My boyfriend's here. 1494 01:48:53,991 --> 01:48:55,225 Yeah, before you go, tell me: 1495 01:48:55,326 --> 01:48:57,961 How did Sophie L.'s date go last night? 1496 01:48:58,529 --> 01:48:59,863 She liked him. 1497 01:49:00,864 --> 01:49:02,266 Brian A., right? 1498 01:49:02,733 --> 01:49:03,934 Yeah. 1499 01:49:04,868 --> 01:49:08,372 5'8". 36. Dentist. 1500 01:49:08,472 --> 01:49:09,940 200 grand before taxes. 1501 01:49:10,040 --> 01:49:13,210 Just... looking for a nice girl. 1502 01:49:13,310 --> 01:49:15,479 Sounds like a strong match. 1503 01:49:16,847 --> 01:49:18,549 He liked her too. 1504 01:49:18,649 --> 01:49:21,352 We are cautiously optimistic. 1505 01:49:21,452 --> 01:49:23,020 Good. 1506 01:49:23,120 --> 01:49:26,056 You should know Harry C. is going on his first date. 1507 01:49:26,156 --> 01:49:27,958 Rose made a very strong match. 1508 01:49:28,058 --> 01:49:31,729 Gemma N., 30, an art dealer. 1509 01:49:31,830 --> 01:49:33,163 Vi, I have to go. 1510 01:49:33,263 --> 01:49:36,166 Fine, but hear the offer first. 1511 01:49:36,266 --> 01:49:37,234 I will. 1512 01:49:37,334 --> 01:49:38,335 Call me. 1513 01:49:42,306 --> 01:49:43,574 Hi. 1514 01:49:43,674 --> 01:49:44,875 Hi. 1515 01:49:53,584 --> 01:49:56,653 How would you like to make a very bad financial decision?