1 00:00:27,241 --> 00:00:31,331 - Okay, so, we open up, - Let's say that— 2 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:33,072 Are we gonna have any, like, sort of opening, 3 00:00:33,073 --> 00:00:35,900 like when we get on stage, or are we just gonna go right into it? 4 00:00:35,901 --> 00:00:38,990 What I was imagining was dark stage. 5 00:00:38,991 --> 00:00:40,992 - Yeah. - Backlight, okay? 6 00:00:40,993 --> 00:00:44,474 They see, like, just a silhouette, okay? Of me. 7 00:00:44,475 --> 00:00:45,519 I like it. Okay. 8 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:46,824 - With my head down. - Yeah. 9 00:00:46,825 --> 00:00:48,348 And you're at the piano and you start going... 10 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:50,219 Actually... 11 00:00:50,220 --> 00:00:51,699 Like what? 12 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:52,961 No, no, no, no, no. 13 00:00:52,962 --> 00:00:54,354 A little more opening— opening of a thing, 14 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,312 and I point, and this red light turns on, and I... 15 00:00:57,314 --> 00:00:59,576 And red lights go on all around. 16 00:00:59,577 --> 00:01:01,361 Like that. 17 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:03,754 And then, like, boom! On my face. 18 00:01:03,755 --> 00:01:06,670 At the audience, like that. 19 00:01:06,671 --> 00:01:09,195 Good evening, folks. What you're about to see 20 00:01:09,196 --> 00:01:11,197 is something you've never seen before. 21 00:01:11,198 --> 00:01:13,242 We are Nirvanna the Band. 22 00:01:13,243 --> 00:01:17,290 And you are about to be sent to the moon! 23 00:01:17,291 --> 00:01:19,030 And then, I do my two-step. 24 00:01:19,031 --> 00:01:20,336 And this is just no talking, 25 00:01:20,337 --> 00:01:22,991 just— like they just get to watch me move. 26 00:01:22,992 --> 00:01:24,514 Ah! 27 00:01:24,515 --> 00:01:26,777 Hah! And women in the crowd are like, 28 00:01:26,778 --> 00:01:29,345 "What the fuck is this? Who is this guy?" 29 00:01:32,001 --> 00:01:34,916 You didn't know this was coming! 30 00:01:34,917 --> 00:01:36,526 And then— right then, break down. 31 00:01:36,527 --> 00:01:37,788 - Boom! - Right in. 32 00:01:37,789 --> 00:01:39,660 And then, you start right in the first song, 33 00:01:39,661 --> 00:01:41,183 which is whatever we feel there. 34 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:42,489 If the audience is screaming, 35 00:01:42,490 --> 00:01:44,230 if they're like, "More, more..." 36 00:01:44,231 --> 00:01:46,319 More opening then. We keep, like, playing to the audience. 37 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:47,972 I have a feeling, that right off the bat, 38 00:01:47,973 --> 00:01:49,060 they're gonna ask for an encore. 39 00:01:49,061 --> 00:01:50,279 - Okay. - I think they're gonna be 40 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:53,195 like, "Again, do the intro again!" 41 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:55,154 Okay, so, here is the plan. 42 00:01:55,155 --> 00:01:57,852 why does a club book a band? 43 00:01:57,853 --> 00:01:59,680 - They play good music? - No. 44 00:01:59,681 --> 00:02:02,552 - Draw in a good crowd? - No. 45 00:02:02,553 --> 00:02:04,250 Okay. 46 00:02:04,251 --> 00:02:06,861 - Flyers! - Huh. 47 00:02:06,862 --> 00:02:08,689 Flyers that say what? 48 00:02:08,690 --> 00:02:10,256 - Nirvanna the Band. - Okay. 49 00:02:10,257 --> 00:02:11,431 Flyers that say Nirvanna the Band, 50 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:12,910 but what are they saying to people? 51 00:02:12,911 --> 00:02:15,086 Come see them where? We don't have a show. 52 00:02:15,087 --> 00:02:16,697 Well, then we're— We will. 53 00:02:16,698 --> 00:02:18,960 The point of this is to get The Rivoli to book us, right? 54 00:02:18,961 --> 00:02:21,789 Yeah, yeah. Okay, so we— and we'll have a picture of us on there. 55 00:02:21,790 --> 00:02:23,791 You know what? Let's make the flyers, the plan goes perfectly, 56 00:02:23,792 --> 00:02:25,097 we play at The Rivoli tonight. 57 00:02:37,066 --> 00:02:38,284 Jay, I got a feeling 58 00:02:38,285 --> 00:02:40,025 things are going to work out okay for us. 59 00:03:00,959 --> 00:03:03,832 Jay! I figured it out! 60 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,313 Whoo! 61 00:03:07,314 --> 00:03:09,010 - Okay, so... - Whoa! 62 00:03:09,011 --> 00:03:13,668 This plan is called the Seventh Inning... 63 00:03:14,712 --> 00:03:15,886 Stretch. 64 00:03:15,887 --> 00:03:17,366 Skydive. 65 00:03:17,367 --> 00:03:18,976 Oh. 66 00:03:18,977 --> 00:03:22,806 Step one: we skydive... 67 00:03:22,807 --> 00:03:24,852 into the... 68 00:03:24,853 --> 00:03:27,028 SkyDome. 69 00:03:27,029 --> 00:03:28,203 Hold on, wait. 70 00:03:28,204 --> 00:03:33,164 We, during a game, go up the CN Tower... 71 00:03:36,604 --> 00:03:38,561 I don't think you can get up to the very top. 72 00:03:38,562 --> 00:03:40,520 Jump! 73 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:42,173 Into the open dome. 74 00:03:42,174 --> 00:03:44,306 Whole crowd's gonna go insane 'cause like, "What is this? 75 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:47,570 "Terrorist attack?" Actually, we're coming in— 76 00:03:47,571 --> 00:03:48,919 We're gonna have to have the peace signs... 77 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,704 - Okay, hold on, hold on. - ... as we float in. 78 00:03:50,705 --> 00:03:53,011 - We land in there. - Then, I take the microphone. 79 00:03:54,056 --> 00:03:55,622 Pretend this Orbitz bottle— Oh! 80 00:03:55,623 --> 00:03:58,059 Do you know what Orbitz are? 81 00:03:58,060 --> 00:03:59,887 Pretend it's a microphone. 82 00:03:59,888 --> 00:04:01,758 This is a novelty— you know what... 83 00:04:01,759 --> 00:04:04,065 - It's our last bottle. - I... 84 00:04:04,066 --> 00:04:05,545 - Do you know this drink? - Yes! 85 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,329 I take a microphone. 86 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,462 We've landed. "Ladies and gentlemen, 87 00:04:09,463 --> 00:04:12,029 "you're probably wondering why we skydived here—" 88 00:04:12,030 --> 00:04:13,466 skydove here? 89 00:04:13,467 --> 00:04:15,076 "You're probably wondering why we skydove here." 90 00:04:15,077 --> 00:04:17,687 - Skydiven. - I don't think so. Skydived? 91 00:04:17,688 --> 00:04:19,820 - Hmm. - It's skydived, right? 92 00:04:19,821 --> 00:04:21,735 "You're probably wondering why we skydived here?" 93 00:04:21,736 --> 00:04:24,346 - Skydived. - I'm gonna just amend it. 94 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,695 "Ladies and gentlemen, 95 00:04:25,696 --> 00:04:27,871 "you're probably wondering why we're here." 96 00:04:27,872 --> 00:04:30,613 Because the skydiving is implied. They saw us do it. 97 00:04:30,614 --> 00:04:31,919 What are you saying to everyone? 98 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,138 Except for the blind people. 99 00:04:34,139 --> 00:04:36,619 "For those of you who didn't see what just happened, 100 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:37,968 "we skydove." 101 00:04:37,969 --> 00:04:39,883 - I'm in the same trap. - Tell me the plan. 102 00:04:39,884 --> 00:04:43,191 The— "A bolt of lightning in every bottle." 103 00:04:43,192 --> 00:04:45,846 God, I miss this stuff. This might be the last bottle of this in existence. 104 00:04:45,847 --> 00:04:48,022 Okay, what is happening with the SkyDome plan? 105 00:04:48,023 --> 00:04:49,240 Well, let's just... let's just do it. 106 00:04:50,242 --> 00:04:51,373 "Ladies and gentlemen, 107 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:53,854 you're probably wondering who we are. 108 00:04:53,855 --> 00:04:56,204 "We are Nirvanna the Band. 109 00:04:56,205 --> 00:04:59,076 "And tonight, we are playing for one night only, 110 00:04:59,077 --> 00:05:00,774 "an exclusive engagement 111 00:05:00,775 --> 00:05:03,429 "at The Rivoli at Queen and Spadina. 112 00:05:03,430 --> 00:05:05,431 "We'll see you there after the game." 113 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:08,434 And then, I'll vamp a bit, and be like, 114 00:05:08,435 --> 00:05:10,000 "Little bit about us—" 115 00:05:10,001 --> 00:05:11,306 You there in the stands. 116 00:05:11,307 --> 00:05:14,048 Do you have a show at The Rivoli? 117 00:05:14,049 --> 00:05:16,616 I'm actually asking that for me, actually. We don't have a show at The Rivoli. 118 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,705 - I know the answer. - I know, but don't you see? It's— 119 00:05:18,706 --> 00:05:21,011 So, we're telling everybody to go to a show that we don't have. 120 00:05:21,012 --> 00:05:24,580 If you build it, they will come. It's "If you build it, they will come." 121 00:05:24,581 --> 00:05:25,929 Right? 122 00:05:25,930 --> 00:05:27,453 Are you sure this is going to work? 123 00:05:27,454 --> 00:05:30,934 This is gonna be the last plan you and I ever have to do. 124 00:05:30,935 --> 00:05:32,371 And as far as I'm concerned, 125 00:05:32,372 --> 00:05:34,983 we're playing The Rivoli tonight. 126 00:07:10,992 --> 00:07:12,732 Take a good look, Jay. 127 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:15,865 This is the last time you're gonna see The Rivoli as a citizen. 128 00:07:15,866 --> 00:07:18,346 - As a citizen? - 'Cause tonight, we're playing the show. 129 00:07:18,347 --> 00:07:20,696 We're playing the show— We're gonna be loading in right there. 130 00:07:20,697 --> 00:07:22,393 You'll have your keyboard under your arm. 131 00:07:22,394 --> 00:07:23,351 Ah! 132 00:07:23,352 --> 00:07:25,005 The girls taking your picture. 133 00:07:25,006 --> 00:07:26,746 The girls are not going to be taking my picture. 134 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,269 Oh, yes, they will! 135 00:07:28,270 --> 00:07:29,966 - You wanna bet? - No, they're not! 136 00:07:29,967 --> 00:07:32,403 Do you wanna bet they're gonna take your picture? Yes, they will! 137 00:07:46,157 --> 00:07:47,331 Hi. 138 00:07:47,332 --> 00:07:48,768 What's behind your back? 139 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:50,552 - Good. - Uh, it's a parachute. 140 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,293 Actually, that's what this is for. 141 00:07:52,294 --> 00:07:55,731 We need something that— like, that can cut through— 142 00:07:55,732 --> 00:07:57,951 like, we're going to be quite up high, 143 00:07:57,952 --> 00:08:00,214 and I think they're going to have a safety harness on us 144 00:08:00,215 --> 00:08:01,389 or something like that. 145 00:08:01,390 --> 00:08:04,174 And would snippers like this, 146 00:08:04,175 --> 00:08:05,611 would they be able to cut through, 147 00:08:05,612 --> 00:08:06,613 like, a kind of harness? 148 00:08:07,483 --> 00:08:08,788 No... you ha- 149 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:09,919 What are you trying to do though? 150 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,094 That's my question. 151 00:08:11,095 --> 00:08:14,141 So, here's— we are gonna be up on, um— 152 00:08:14,142 --> 00:08:16,491 on the CN Tower, in one of— on the EdgeWalk, 153 00:08:16,492 --> 00:08:17,448 Mm-hmm. 154 00:08:17,449 --> 00:08:18,711 where we're wearing the safe— 155 00:08:18,712 --> 00:08:20,364 I think they put a safety vest on you, 156 00:08:20,365 --> 00:08:21,670 and we need something that can, like, 157 00:08:21,671 --> 00:08:24,151 cut through the rope or the cable on it. 158 00:08:24,152 --> 00:08:25,369 Do you know what I mean? 159 00:08:25,370 --> 00:08:26,719 Umm... you can... 160 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:27,676 But here's the thing - 161 00:08:27,677 --> 00:08:28,851 you would shock yourself 162 00:08:28,852 --> 00:08:30,287 because if you cut through live wire 163 00:08:30,288 --> 00:08:31,854 you'll get electrocuted. 164 00:08:31,855 --> 00:08:33,639 But— Oh, I'm not cutting through elect— 165 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,510 I'm cutting through fabric, I'm not cutting through a live wire. 166 00:08:35,511 --> 00:08:37,556 What happens if we're not even allowed in the security with— 167 00:08:37,557 --> 00:08:39,470 You will be actually caught. 168 00:08:39,471 --> 00:08:40,733 I'm gonna say that I need— 169 00:08:40,734 --> 00:08:42,386 Yes sir? Do you have drywall compound here? 170 00:08:42,387 --> 00:08:43,910 - I'm sorry? - Drywall compound? 171 00:08:43,911 --> 00:08:45,608 Drywall compound: Two-forty-three. 172 00:08:45,913 --> 00:08:47,131 Two-forty-three thank you. 173 00:08:47,654 --> 00:08:49,089 But I think that— 174 00:08:49,090 --> 00:08:50,307 You know what? I - Like, I - 175 00:08:50,308 --> 00:08:51,353 I don't know. Ye- 176 00:08:51,919 --> 00:08:53,310 Just... be careful, man. 177 00:08:53,311 --> 00:08:55,138 Like, I seriously don't think it's worth it. Okay? 178 00:08:55,139 --> 00:08:56,271 Right. But... 179 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:57,838 I, uh - I mean... 180 00:08:58,490 --> 00:08:59,839 You have the freedom to do this. 181 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:00,666 I'm a Libertarian. 182 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:01,971 You have the liberty to do 183 00:09:01,972 --> 00:09:03,625 whatever the fuck you want. 184 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,541 But that is - should I - believe... 185 00:09:05,933 --> 00:09:07,760 as a... pers- sane person 186 00:09:07,761 --> 00:09:08,805 I should, uh... 187 00:09:09,110 --> 00:09:11,241 prevent you guys from doing shit like this. 188 00:09:11,242 --> 00:09:14,636 But these will cut through cable, possibly. 189 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,508 If you really want it to it would. 190 00:09:17,118 --> 00:09:19,423 Ah, I'm not going to tell you this, man. I - I feel bad. 191 00:09:19,424 --> 00:09:20,469 Like, I seriously don't wanna 192 00:09:26,388 --> 00:09:28,824 Look, there's Spider-Man. 193 00:09:34,352 --> 00:09:37,790 So, how do we get in here? 194 00:09:37,791 --> 00:09:39,182 It might be a little too high, Matt. 195 00:09:39,183 --> 00:09:40,706 Excuse me. 196 00:09:40,707 --> 00:09:42,925 Is this the line to get into the CN Tower? 197 00:09:42,926 --> 00:09:44,231 I think so. 198 00:09:44,232 --> 00:09:46,320 Thanks a lot. I've got to jump off it, actually. 199 00:09:46,321 --> 00:09:47,669 Where is your accent from? 200 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:48,888 Um, Brazil. 201 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,324 Nice to meet you. I'm Matt. How you doing? 202 00:09:50,325 --> 00:09:51,586 - Hi. - Welcome to Toronto. 203 00:09:51,587 --> 00:09:52,587 Thank you. 204 00:09:52,588 --> 00:09:54,458 Enjoy your trip. Have a good time. 205 00:09:54,459 --> 00:09:56,592 Okay. All right. So, we just join the line. Bye. 206 00:09:57,593 --> 00:09:58,941 Matt, I'm afraid of heights. 207 00:09:58,942 --> 00:10:01,074 Shut up. Hi. How you doing? 208 00:10:01,075 --> 00:10:03,599 We're just going up the— we're just going up the tower. 209 00:10:08,169 --> 00:10:10,127 Just put— Just put our keys in here? 210 00:10:10,824 --> 00:10:12,912 - Sir? - Ope - this one? 211 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:13,870 How do I get in? 212 00:10:14,741 --> 00:10:16,480 Oh, I'm sorry - is it okay if I bring this? 213 00:10:16,481 --> 00:10:17,917 - It's a camera, but— - No you— 214 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,396 you can't shoot in here, you guys. 215 00:10:19,397 --> 00:10:20,268 Oh, kay. 216 00:10:24,664 --> 00:10:26,403 You got a cellphone on you by chance? 217 00:10:26,404 --> 00:10:28,058 I have a wireless mic. Here. 218 00:10:29,016 --> 00:10:30,452 And pack. 219 00:10:31,322 --> 00:10:32,149 Okay. 220 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:34,238 Alright, you're gonna go. 221 00:10:37,807 --> 00:10:38,982 Can you come back sir? 222 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,159 Is there anything else? 223 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,857 Oh! Oh, yeah, I have my clippers. 224 00:10:44,858 --> 00:10:46,075 I have my clippers, too. 225 00:10:46,076 --> 00:10:48,034 I have these... clippers. 226 00:10:48,035 --> 00:10:49,383 Why do you have those? 227 00:10:49,384 --> 00:10:52,735 Uh, I guess I just have them. I don't need them. 228 00:10:53,214 --> 00:10:55,432 I'm just curious, like, why you have them? I'm just - 229 00:10:55,433 --> 00:10:57,304 Oh, they're for just cutting things off of my pants 230 00:10:57,305 --> 00:10:58,522 and things like that. 231 00:10:58,523 --> 00:10:59,959 - Okay, just one second. - Sure, sure. 232 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,048 Just give me like... just - 233 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:03,180 Go ahead. 234 00:11:04,007 --> 00:11:05,965 I have a patron in my lane with a... 235 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,184 pair of pliers? 236 00:11:07,489 --> 00:11:09,534 Uh just wondering if this is N.U.F.? 237 00:11:11,928 --> 00:11:12,973 Why do they have it? 238 00:11:14,801 --> 00:11:17,325 Uh, apparently for cutting their pants. 239 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,631 We just have to ask, right? Like it's - 240 00:11:20,632 --> 00:11:22,504 No, don't worry. Thank you. Don't worry about it. 241 00:11:23,461 --> 00:11:24,462 Go for it. 242 00:11:25,159 --> 00:11:26,464 So you guys are okay. 243 00:11:27,117 --> 00:11:28,118 You can go as well. 244 00:11:29,859 --> 00:11:30,730 Thank you. 245 00:11:34,472 --> 00:11:37,518 Are you ready to walk 116 storeys above Toronto 246 00:11:37,519 --> 00:11:39,389 with nothing but a harness securing you? 247 00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:41,174 Is that how high up we're going to be? 248 00:11:41,175 --> 00:11:42,262 This is EdgeWalk— 249 00:11:42,263 --> 00:11:44,351 That's not how high up we're gonna be. 250 00:11:44,352 --> 00:11:46,309 Don't tell me that's how high up we're gonna be. 251 00:11:46,310 --> 00:11:47,571 view of Canada's biggest city 252 00:11:47,572 --> 00:11:49,182 and the knowledge that you have been truly 253 00:11:49,183 --> 00:11:50,793 on top of the world. 254 00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:55,276 Are you ready to step up and touch the sky? 255 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,668 This one goes on the back, 256 00:11:57,669 --> 00:11:58,974 this one goes on the front. 257 00:11:58,975 --> 00:12:00,236 This one acts like a seat belt, 258 00:12:00,237 --> 00:12:01,890 so, it will move with you as you move. 259 00:12:01,891 --> 00:12:03,849 Any sudden actions, it will lock up... 260 00:12:03,850 --> 00:12:05,807 The pad will be bumping you on the back of the head. 261 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,156 Love that tap, 262 00:12:07,157 --> 00:12:08,592 it means you are still attached to the rail. 263 00:12:08,593 --> 00:12:10,333 Just don't touch it. 264 00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:20,300 And then, we actually had a citizenship ceremony 265 00:12:20,301 --> 00:12:24,086 up there once, and we actually had the judge wear a tux. 266 00:12:24,087 --> 00:12:26,262 We even had proposals happen out there. 267 00:12:26,263 --> 00:12:27,960 What about the ring? 268 00:12:30,398 --> 00:12:32,138 The skies are threatening 269 00:12:32,139 --> 00:12:35,054 and you will be able to see the SkyDome close, 270 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:38,927 as we are about to say so long to the CN tower, 271 00:12:38,928 --> 00:12:40,886 at least, visually. 272 00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:44,759 My gosh, guys, 273 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,370 look at that beautiful view 274 00:12:47,371 --> 00:12:49,982 that we have right now hitting us, right? 275 00:12:49,983 --> 00:12:53,550 Oh, my God, guys! That is a long way down! 276 00:12:53,551 --> 00:12:55,204 Come and take a look, everybody. 277 00:12:55,205 --> 00:12:58,164 Come and get it! Come here. There you go. 278 00:12:58,165 --> 00:13:00,383 You go there. Exactly. 279 00:13:02,952 --> 00:13:05,432 You're just walking a Guinness World Record, 280 00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:07,738 EdgeWalk is the highest external hands-free walk 281 00:13:07,739 --> 00:13:09,263 in the world... 282 00:13:11,918 --> 00:13:13,222 - All right. - Uh... 283 00:13:13,223 --> 00:13:15,703 Guys, take a look all the way down. 284 00:13:15,704 --> 00:13:17,226 Whoa, is that supposed to do that? 285 00:13:17,227 --> 00:13:19,620 - It's perfect. - Okay. 286 00:13:19,621 --> 00:13:22,057 I'm gonna move to the front. 287 00:13:22,058 --> 00:13:26,061 All right, everybody, now... welcome to EdgeWalk. 288 00:13:27,194 --> 00:13:29,760 Right now, we are 356... 289 00:13:32,852 --> 00:13:34,592 Bird - They're closing the roof. 290 00:13:36,203 --> 00:13:37,726 Bird, the roof's closing. 291 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:43,687 Okay, okay. Okay we gotta go now. 292 00:13:43,688 --> 00:13:44,950 We gotta go now. 293 00:13:44,951 --> 00:13:46,038 It's the highest observation deck 294 00:13:46,039 --> 00:13:47,649 in the Western Hemisphere. I can see... 295 00:13:49,085 --> 00:13:49,869 Okay. 296 00:13:50,957 --> 00:13:51,914 I'm not ready! 297 00:14:05,623 --> 00:14:06,580 Bird. Bird. Bird. 298 00:14:06,581 --> 00:14:08,017 We gotta go now! We're going now! 299 00:14:10,411 --> 00:14:12,281 Countdown! 300 00:14:12,282 --> 00:14:13,369 Three! 301 00:14:13,370 --> 00:14:14,283 Two! 302 00:14:14,284 --> 00:14:15,328 ONE! 303 00:14:15,329 --> 00:14:16,329 No, no! 304 00:14:39,005 --> 00:14:40,831 Here we go! 305 00:14:40,832 --> 00:14:42,833 The dome is closing! 306 00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:43,879 We've got time! 307 00:14:45,359 --> 00:14:46,837 Okay, we're coming in hot! 308 00:14:46,838 --> 00:14:47,883 Oh, too much! 309 00:14:50,277 --> 00:14:52,540 Oh, fuck! 310 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,846 Oh! 311 00:14:59,373 --> 00:15:01,243 Are you all right? Are you all right? 312 00:15:01,244 --> 00:15:03,419 - Get off of me! - Whoa! I'm trying to help you. 313 00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:05,160 You pushed me off the tower! 314 00:15:05,161 --> 00:15:07,467 What, are you crazy? I thought I was going to die! 315 00:15:07,468 --> 00:15:08,903 But you're okay. 316 00:15:08,904 --> 00:15:11,384 - Oh my God! It's closed! - Yeah. 317 00:15:11,385 --> 00:15:12,907 We didn't even make it in time! 318 00:15:12,908 --> 00:15:14,648 Well, maybe there's a way to open it. Let's— 319 00:15:14,649 --> 00:15:16,780 So we almost died and the plan didn't even work. 320 00:15:16,781 --> 00:15:18,347 Oh my God. The plan is over. 321 00:15:18,348 --> 00:15:20,088 You know what, we're gonna find another way inside. 322 00:15:20,089 --> 00:15:21,916 It didn't work. Again! 323 00:15:57,387 --> 00:15:59,823 Well, that's ironic. What did I say, 324 00:15:59,824 --> 00:16:01,956 "next time we see The Rivoli, it's gonna be..." 325 00:16:01,957 --> 00:16:04,046 Oh, Jesus. 326 00:16:05,439 --> 00:16:06,917 But you know what? 327 00:16:06,918 --> 00:16:08,658 Maybe we still got time for another plan. What, uh... 328 00:16:08,659 --> 00:16:10,399 Excuse me. Do you know what time it is? 329 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,271 Uhh yeah... It's, uh, 9:03. 330 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:15,448 Thank you very much. 9:03? 331 00:16:15,449 --> 00:16:17,276 Not a lot— no. We got— 332 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,147 We got a lot of night left. 333 00:16:19,148 --> 00:16:21,497 Uh, Bird? 334 00:16:21,498 --> 00:16:24,152 Yeah, it's The Rivoli. 335 00:16:24,153 --> 00:16:25,633 Bird. 336 00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:27,982 Oh, Jesus. 337 00:16:27,983 --> 00:16:29,070 Are you guys playing— 338 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,593 Are you guys playing the show tonight? 339 00:16:30,594 --> 00:16:31,465 Yup. 340 00:16:32,422 --> 00:16:34,250 Lucky! 341 00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:37,774 What did you have to do to score that? 342 00:16:40,474 --> 00:16:42,302 Did you see that? 343 00:16:43,477 --> 00:16:46,479 Lightning just hit the CN Tower! 344 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,958 Jay, isn't that like a bad omen? 345 00:16:47,959 --> 00:16:49,483 We were just there. 346 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,575 Jay! 347 00:16:55,576 --> 00:16:58,273 If you think about it, we were off by what... 348 00:16:58,274 --> 00:17:00,667 Three minutes? Two minutes? 349 00:17:00,668 --> 00:17:03,365 That's your classic— Whoo! 350 00:17:03,366 --> 00:17:04,975 If we had a time machine, 351 00:17:04,976 --> 00:17:07,456 we would have fixed that right away, do you know what I mean? 352 00:17:07,457 --> 00:17:09,938 Oh, Bird, I got an idea! 353 00:17:13,942 --> 00:17:16,466 Forget an idea. I think I figured it out. 354 00:17:17,902 --> 00:17:21,383 Listen to this: time machine plan. 355 00:17:21,384 --> 00:17:22,602 Bird, 356 00:17:22,603 --> 00:17:26,432 we pretend to be from the future. 357 00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:28,695 We build a— Oh, my God. 358 00:17:28,696 --> 00:17:30,914 We take the RV in the backyard, 359 00:17:30,915 --> 00:17:32,873 deck it out like the DeLorean in Back— in— 360 00:17:32,874 --> 00:17:36,398 yeah, in Back to the Future. We could build, like, 361 00:17:36,399 --> 00:17:38,705 a fake contraption with like— what do they have? 362 00:17:38,706 --> 00:17:40,489 The flux capacitor and all that stuff, 363 00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:42,361 just like Doc Brown has. 364 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:45,451 It's like— like, uh, dates and times, 365 00:17:45,452 --> 00:17:49,107 in, like, um... analogue numbers. 366 00:17:49,108 --> 00:17:53,067 And we hire an actor to pretend to be 367 00:17:53,068 --> 00:17:55,243 a post office guy... 368 00:17:55,244 --> 00:17:57,767 to um, deliver... 369 00:17:57,768 --> 00:18:00,335 deliver a video, saying that it's from the past. 370 00:18:00,336 --> 00:18:02,555 So, it's the past and the future coming together. 371 00:18:02,556 --> 00:18:03,991 That's when we show up, coughing, 372 00:18:03,992 --> 00:18:07,429 we got the dry ice coming out of the machine. 373 00:18:07,430 --> 00:18:08,475 Bird? 374 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,391 Bird? 375 00:18:12,479 --> 00:18:14,219 Oh, you're— I see, 376 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:16,221 you're like, "Work's done for the day. 377 00:18:16,222 --> 00:18:19,702 "We've done too much. It's time to play." 378 00:18:19,703 --> 00:18:21,878 No problem. What's that? 379 00:18:21,879 --> 00:18:23,706 Bird's favourite game? 380 00:18:23,707 --> 00:18:25,230 Okay, ready? 381 00:18:25,231 --> 00:18:27,188 Bird. 382 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,062 You're Batman. 383 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,543 Goodnight, Matt. 384 00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:46,425 All right, well... 385 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:47,557 Uh... 386 00:18:50,256 --> 00:18:52,909 Bird, I'm gonna get started! 387 00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:02,963 Doc Brown: This readout tells you where you're going, 388 00:19:02,964 --> 00:19:04,225 this one tells you where you are, 389 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,531 this one tells you where you were. 390 00:19:05,532 --> 00:19:07,621 You input your destination time on this keypad. 391 00:19:14,323 --> 00:19:15,671 The flux capacitor. 392 00:19:47,704 --> 00:19:49,489 Lafayette. How can I help you? 393 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,230 Hi, um... 394 00:19:52,231 --> 00:19:54,362 I was thinking about, uh, 395 00:19:54,363 --> 00:19:57,235 coming to play the open mic. 396 00:19:57,236 --> 00:20:02,675 Jared! Hey! 397 00:20:02,676 --> 00:20:04,678 Where do we keep the old cameras in here? 398 00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:08,420 I need to find the old cameras from way back. 399 00:20:08,421 --> 00:20:10,031 They're in the bin. 400 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,383 Oh, yes. Okay. 401 00:20:15,384 --> 00:20:17,516 My name is Matt Johnson, if you're watching this, 402 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,126 I need your help. 403 00:20:19,127 --> 00:20:21,694 I mistakenly invented a time machine, 404 00:20:21,695 --> 00:20:23,870 and I played with it like a fool. 405 00:20:23,871 --> 00:20:26,046 I went back to the year 2008, 406 00:20:26,047 --> 00:20:28,875 and I have done something that has set off a chain of events 407 00:20:28,876 --> 00:20:30,703 that has destroyed the future! 408 00:20:30,704 --> 00:20:33,227 Okay, yeah! You just show up any time before 8 409 00:20:33,228 --> 00:20:34,663 ask to speak to John. 410 00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:37,885 Oh my God. Okay. And you're in Ottawa, right? So... 411 00:20:38,277 --> 00:20:39,755 Yup sorry... yup. 412 00:20:39,756 --> 00:20:40,930 A-pardon me sir? 413 00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:44,283 How far away is Ottawa? I'm in Toronto. 414 00:20:45,371 --> 00:20:46,936 Uh... it depends how fast you drive? 415 00:20:46,937 --> 00:20:48,547 Anywhere between four... fuh- 416 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:49,939 four or five hours, I guess? 417 00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:52,159 Rivoli, I am about to appear 418 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,249 in the year 2025, in your time! 419 00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:58,731 And it is of vital importance that you let me and my band, 420 00:20:58,732 --> 00:21:01,908 Nirvanna the Band, play a show at the Rivoli tonight, 421 00:21:01,909 --> 00:21:04,432 in order to undo what I did! 422 00:21:04,433 --> 00:21:08,915 So... do you have to be a band or a duo 423 00:21:08,916 --> 00:21:12,745 or can you be... solo? 424 00:21:12,746 --> 00:21:16,139 Watch! It's a full time machine! 425 00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:19,055 I have the flux capacitor, I have the, uh, batteries... 426 00:21:19,056 --> 00:21:21,623 Oh, man, I left my Orbitz in that stupid thing. 427 00:21:21,624 --> 00:21:23,625 Let's do it again where I don't have the— oh, shit! 428 00:21:23,626 --> 00:21:25,018 Oh, fuck! We gotta do it— 429 00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:26,889 No! No! Oh, fuck! 430 00:21:26,890 --> 00:21:28,369 Oh, no! 431 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:31,851 Oh, fuck! Oh, Jesus! 432 00:21:31,852 --> 00:21:34,332 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 433 00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:35,637 Uh... Oh, my God. 434 00:21:35,638 --> 00:21:36,986 Uh... 435 00:21:36,987 --> 00:21:38,379 Put it out! You got it? 436 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,815 Oh, is that even gonna do anything? 437 00:21:39,816 --> 00:21:41,556 - Put it out! - Yeah, I'm trying to put— 438 00:21:41,557 --> 00:21:45,299 So, I have a show booked, essentially? 439 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:46,605 Uh - I'm I'm sorry? 440 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:47,867 I... 441 00:21:47,868 --> 00:21:49,391 You have a show booked in Ottawa? 442 00:21:49,739 --> 00:21:52,001 I said I have a show booked tomorrow? 443 00:21:52,002 --> 00:21:53,481 Yeah... Okay - Yeah. 444 00:21:53,482 --> 00:21:54,353 Okay. Yeah. 445 00:21:55,266 --> 00:21:56,877 Great, we'll see you tomorrow night then! 446 00:21:57,312 --> 00:21:59,095 See you tomorrow night. Okay. Thank you. 447 00:21:59,096 --> 00:21:59,966 K, bye. 448 00:21:59,967 --> 00:22:01,011 Bye-bye. 449 00:22:11,282 --> 00:22:13,850 Oh, fuck. 450 00:22:15,939 --> 00:22:17,984 And the lights on it is what made it look good 451 00:22:17,985 --> 00:22:20,160 in the first place. 452 00:22:20,161 --> 00:22:21,466 Now, it's just like, junk. 453 00:22:21,467 --> 00:22:22,598 Oh. 454 00:22:23,599 --> 00:22:24,774 Shit. 455 00:24:26,853 --> 00:24:28,462 - Ah! - Ah! 456 00:24:28,463 --> 00:24:29,811 - Aah! - Matt? 457 00:24:29,812 --> 00:24:31,421 - Ah! - Ooh! 458 00:24:31,422 --> 00:24:32,466 ! 459 00:24:32,467 --> 00:24:33,641 What the are you doing? 460 00:24:33,642 --> 00:24:35,034 - What are you doing? - Oh, 461 00:24:35,035 --> 00:24:37,079 Hey, Matt. 462 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,864 - What is this? - Uh, um. 463 00:24:38,865 --> 00:24:40,126 - I'm being kidnapped? - Um... 464 00:24:40,127 --> 00:24:41,910 I— I needed to just take it. 465 00:24:41,911 --> 00:24:44,347 Okay, hold on. Just tell me what's going on. 466 00:24:44,348 --> 00:24:45,435 I will. Yeah, okay. 467 00:24:45,436 --> 00:24:46,611 'Cause I don't wanna get angry. 468 00:24:46,612 --> 00:24:49,265 - You know how... - "You know how" what? 469 00:24:49,266 --> 00:24:51,398 - You know how when you— - "How when" what? 470 00:24:51,399 --> 00:24:54,706 - If you just went, uh... - If you went when how what? 471 00:24:54,707 --> 00:24:56,621 I'm getting fucked over, aren't I? 472 00:24:56,622 --> 00:24:59,450 No, no, no, I was just, um, uh... 473 00:25:05,326 --> 00:25:07,109 Okay, listen to this... 474 00:25:07,110 --> 00:25:09,372 time machine plan. 475 00:25:09,373 --> 00:25:11,636 What are you doing? 476 00:25:11,637 --> 00:25:13,986 Doing the time machine plan. 477 00:25:13,987 --> 00:25:16,336 Doing— Doing the time machine plan? 478 00:25:16,337 --> 00:25:18,078 Did you say you're "Doing the time machine plan"? 479 00:25:19,035 --> 00:25:20,253 Yeah. 480 00:25:20,254 --> 00:25:21,863 Oh, we're going to The Rivoli right now? 481 00:25:21,864 --> 00:25:23,212 - Yes. - Oh! 482 00:25:24,563 --> 00:25:26,172 That's why you're driving so fast? 483 00:25:26,173 --> 00:25:29,697 Yeah. Um, and as far as I'm concerned, 484 00:25:29,698 --> 00:25:32,221 we are playing the Rivoli tonight. 485 00:25:32,222 --> 00:25:35,703 Jay, watch out! Watch out! 486 00:25:35,704 --> 00:25:39,272 Ah! 487 00:25:39,273 --> 00:25:43,102 Oh my God. Oh, I saw a flash of white light, and then a... 488 00:25:43,103 --> 00:25:44,407 And then, it's— 489 00:25:44,408 --> 00:25:45,800 Where did that streetcar come from? 490 00:25:45,801 --> 00:25:48,368 Ah, fuck I hit my ass. 491 00:25:48,369 --> 00:25:49,543 Oh, my God. 492 00:25:49,544 --> 00:25:51,501 Ah. 493 00:25:51,502 --> 00:25:53,286 How you doin'? 494 00:25:53,287 --> 00:25:55,375 Sorry about this. 495 00:25:55,376 --> 00:25:58,030 It could've been a lot worse. Right? 496 00:25:58,031 --> 00:26:01,555 Like, could've been a lot— could've been a lot worse. 497 00:26:01,556 --> 00:26:03,079 Bird? 498 00:26:04,428 --> 00:26:06,516 You're missing a great visual joke. 499 00:26:06,517 --> 00:26:08,955 Uh, I'm gonna go. 500 00:26:10,217 --> 00:26:11,957 - Sure, let's go. - Uh, no, no, no. 501 00:26:11,958 --> 00:26:15,264 - We should clean this up. - Yeah, let's clean this up. 502 00:26:15,265 --> 00:26:16,702 Oh. Whoa. 503 00:26:19,792 --> 00:26:21,445 Oh, my God. Look at this. 504 00:26:23,099 --> 00:26:24,926 Oh, my God. 505 00:26:24,927 --> 00:26:26,972 What the hell? 506 00:26:26,973 --> 00:26:29,453 Oh, someone else got a show at The Rivoli. 507 00:26:30,411 --> 00:26:31,454 Goddamn it. 508 00:26:31,455 --> 00:26:33,848 - You know, I gotta go. - What? 509 00:26:33,849 --> 00:26:35,981 Oh, 'cause you're mad about this? 510 00:26:35,982 --> 00:26:38,984 We're gonna get the show. I promise. 511 00:26:38,985 --> 00:26:41,421 Hey, look at that, tourists. Tourists, Bird. 512 00:26:41,422 --> 00:26:44,032 Hi. Welcome to Toronto. 513 00:26:44,033 --> 00:26:46,121 Come check us out at The Rivoli later! 514 00:26:46,122 --> 00:26:47,557 But we don't have a show... 515 00:26:47,558 --> 00:26:49,429 Well, we— we could be playing any day. 516 00:26:51,171 --> 00:26:52,824 Uh... Toron... I know this looks bad. 517 00:26:52,825 --> 00:26:56,436 We just hit this Now Magazine box with our RV by accident. 518 00:26:56,437 --> 00:26:58,481 This doesn't speak for Toronto generally. 519 00:26:58,482 --> 00:26:59,918 Enjoy. 520 00:26:59,919 --> 00:27:01,920 Okay, we gotta clean this up and get outta here. 521 00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:05,401 - Yeah, uh, you know what? - Yeah? 522 00:27:05,402 --> 00:27:07,186 You clean this up. 523 00:27:07,187 --> 00:27:09,667 I'll take the RV to the shop, make sure there's no damage. 524 00:27:09,668 --> 00:27:11,581 Come on. We'll move this thing in two minutes, 525 00:27:11,582 --> 00:27:13,540 if you just help me... help me lift this up. 526 00:27:13,541 --> 00:27:14,976 Yeah, okay. 527 00:27:18,459 --> 00:27:20,765 - Let's go see a movie. - See a... 528 00:27:20,766 --> 00:27:22,810 Let's see a movie together. Look. We're right here. 529 00:27:22,811 --> 00:27:26,031 When's the last time you and I saw a movie together, like friends? 530 00:27:26,032 --> 00:27:28,121 You want to see a movie? 531 00:27:29,252 --> 00:27:30,905 You like that? 532 00:27:30,906 --> 00:27:34,256 Yeah! Right now? 533 00:27:34,257 --> 00:27:36,171 - Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! - Hey. 534 00:27:36,172 --> 00:27:38,565 We gotta wait for The Rivoli to open anyway. 535 00:27:38,566 --> 00:27:40,741 And it's dark in there. 536 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:42,787 What'd you say? 537 00:27:42,788 --> 00:27:43,658 Jay? 538 00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:48,618 It's the weekend, Budnick. 539 00:27:48,619 --> 00:27:50,143 I don't know you. You do not exist. 540 00:27:51,274 --> 00:27:52,318 Shit. 541 00:27:53,450 --> 00:27:54,581 Nice car. 542 00:27:54,582 --> 00:27:58,193 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. 543 00:27:58,194 --> 00:28:01,457 What do you mean? The movie just started. 544 00:28:01,458 --> 00:28:02,851 Goodbye, Matt. 545 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:08,116 What are you doing? 546 00:28:08,117 --> 00:28:09,378 Move! What... 547 00:28:09,379 --> 00:28:10,989 Sorry. Yeah. 548 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:12,773 - Excuse me. - Yeah, go. 549 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:16,037 Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. 550 00:28:16,038 --> 00:28:17,604 Melissa on screen: Not to mention, it's pathetic. 551 00:28:17,605 --> 00:28:18,518 Goodbye, Matt. 552 00:28:18,519 --> 00:28:19,911 Right. 553 00:28:19,912 --> 00:28:22,304 - And the worst part is... - Jesus Christ. 554 00:28:28,659 --> 00:28:29,877 I was just gonna say that. 555 00:28:29,878 --> 00:28:31,313 See? 556 00:28:31,314 --> 00:28:33,359 I just wish your friends were as mature as you. 557 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,969 They are mature, actually. 558 00:28:34,970 --> 00:28:36,971 You just have to get to know them better. 559 00:28:36,972 --> 00:28:38,756 Paging Dr. Faggot! 560 00:28:41,716 --> 00:28:43,499 Dr. Faggot! 561 00:28:45,894 --> 00:28:47,547 I should go. 562 00:28:47,548 --> 00:28:48,940 That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot. 563 00:28:53,075 --> 00:28:53,901 Uh-oh. 564 00:28:58,298 --> 00:28:59,951 Oh, I'm sorry! 565 00:28:59,952 --> 00:29:01,214 Sorry! 566 00:29:05,609 --> 00:29:06,696 Okay. 567 00:29:06,697 --> 00:29:09,221 Jay. Jay! 568 00:29:09,222 --> 00:29:11,223 - Jay, Jay! - . Oh, 569 00:29:11,224 --> 00:29:15,357 Um, uh, um... 570 00:29:15,358 --> 00:29:16,445 Jay. 571 00:29:16,446 --> 00:29:18,491 Yeah. I was, uh... 572 00:29:18,492 --> 00:29:21,277 Oh, my God. 573 00:29:23,627 --> 00:29:24,759 Oh, God. 574 00:29:26,021 --> 00:29:27,936 I-I can explain this, okay? 575 00:29:33,376 --> 00:29:36,901 Actually, Matt... I need to— 576 00:29:36,902 --> 00:29:38,251 It's 2008. 577 00:29:40,644 --> 00:29:42,123 What? 578 00:29:42,124 --> 00:29:46,607 The time machine worked somehow and we are in 2008. 579 00:29:50,611 --> 00:29:52,917 Do you— Do you understand? 580 00:29:52,918 --> 00:29:54,483 We are— We are time travelers. 581 00:29:54,484 --> 00:29:55,658 Okay, no. 582 00:29:55,659 --> 00:29:58,096 Um, yeah. Look. I'll prove it to you. 583 00:29:58,097 --> 00:29:59,880 Watch, watch, watch. The time machine works. 584 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:01,403 Look, okay? Uh, look. 585 00:30:01,404 --> 00:30:03,623 Okay. We'll go to... 586 00:30:06,061 --> 00:30:07,583 Okay, watch this. 587 00:30:07,584 --> 00:30:10,022 Hold onto your butts! 588 00:30:11,371 --> 00:30:12,501 Ah! 589 00:30:12,502 --> 00:30:14,373 I'm accelerating us to 88 kilom— 590 00:30:14,374 --> 00:30:15,809 or is it miles an hour? 591 00:30:15,810 --> 00:30:17,463 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 592 00:30:17,464 --> 00:30:19,247 Just watch! You'll be laughing in a second. 593 00:30:19,248 --> 00:30:20,988 Okay. Come on. 594 00:30:20,989 --> 00:30:22,034 Come on! 595 00:30:23,035 --> 00:30:24,731 80. 85! 596 00:30:24,732 --> 00:30:27,821 Can you... Can you slow down? 597 00:30:27,822 --> 00:30:29,997 88! Hold on to something! 598 00:30:31,217 --> 00:30:33,261 What? 599 00:30:33,262 --> 00:30:34,610 Oh, no! 600 00:30:34,611 --> 00:30:35,960 Okay, something must be wrong with this thing. 601 00:30:35,961 --> 00:30:37,700 Hold on. I'll fix it. I'll fix it. 602 00:30:37,701 --> 00:30:39,093 Goddamn it. 603 00:30:39,094 --> 00:30:40,268 - Okay. - Okay. 604 00:30:40,269 --> 00:30:41,400 - Okay. - Okay, okay. 605 00:30:41,401 --> 00:30:43,620 So this... 2008, this is right. 606 00:30:44,621 --> 00:30:47,014 Was it the time thing? What is... 607 00:30:47,015 --> 00:30:48,973 Um, all right, I can figure this out. 608 00:30:48,974 --> 00:30:51,192 - I can figure this out. - Goodbye, Matt. 609 00:30:51,193 --> 00:30:52,802 Where are you going? 610 00:30:52,803 --> 00:30:54,065 Jay! You can't... 611 00:30:54,066 --> 00:30:55,762 You can't go out there. It's too... too... 612 00:30:55,763 --> 00:30:58,678 What's he doing? Bird, no, no, no, no, no, no! 613 00:30:58,679 --> 00:31:01,073 Jay! 614 00:31:02,465 --> 00:31:04,379 Bird, Bird! 615 00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:06,774 You can't go out there. 616 00:31:26,272 --> 00:31:27,360 What year is it? 617 00:31:27,882 --> 00:31:29,231 2008, sir. 618 00:31:31,712 --> 00:31:32,887 Oh, 619 00:31:33,932 --> 00:31:35,368 Oh, 620 00:31:38,632 --> 00:31:39,849 - Matt? - Yes? 621 00:31:39,850 --> 00:31:42,548 - It's 2008. - I told you! 622 00:31:45,030 --> 00:31:47,249 I'm gonna find a place to hide this RV. 623 00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:58,390 Okay, I think we're safe here. 624 00:31:58,391 --> 00:31:59,827 We're not safe. 625 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:02,960 Well, I just mean nobody's gonna notice us. 626 00:32:02,961 --> 00:32:04,352 You know, you really us up— 627 00:32:04,353 --> 00:32:05,875 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - This is. 628 00:32:05,876 --> 00:32:07,965 I— You were the one— I did not do anything. 629 00:32:07,966 --> 00:32:10,228 - Huh? - You're the one who was driving the car. 630 00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:13,361 And then, I'm instantly in a car accident. 631 00:32:13,362 --> 00:32:15,407 I didn't see— like a streetcar came out of nowhere. 632 00:32:15,408 --> 00:32:18,627 It didn't come out of nowhere. It was just there in 2008. 633 00:32:18,628 --> 00:32:20,716 And when we went through the flash... 634 00:32:20,717 --> 00:32:21,935 - Yeah. - ... we appeared. 635 00:32:21,936 --> 00:32:23,589 It's just like in Back to the Futureone. 636 00:32:23,590 --> 00:32:25,243 No, or Back to the Future Two. 637 00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:26,984 It happens in Back to the Future Threeas well. 638 00:32:26,985 --> 00:32:28,986 We gotta figure how to get back. 639 00:32:28,987 --> 00:32:30,683 - Yes. - How do we even go back? 640 00:32:30,684 --> 00:32:33,294 We must've gone through like a wormhole or something. 641 00:32:33,295 --> 00:32:37,037 We are trapped in 2008. The question is 642 00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:40,649 "How can we use this to get a show at The Rivoli?" 643 00:32:40,650 --> 00:32:44,914 No, hold on. Like, that— that's secondary now, okay? 644 00:32:44,915 --> 00:32:46,351 First things first. 645 00:32:46,352 --> 00:32:48,570 Okay, so we have travelled... 646 00:32:48,571 --> 00:32:52,183 here, into 2008. 647 00:32:52,184 --> 00:32:53,401 This is us now. 648 00:32:53,402 --> 00:32:54,576 Goddamn it. 649 00:32:54,577 --> 00:32:59,233 So, we're gonna go forwards back to 2025, 650 00:32:59,234 --> 00:33:04,064 but this will be a new 2025 if we change anything here. 651 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:05,674 Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. 652 00:33:05,675 --> 00:33:07,721 It was an Ashton Kutcher movie. 653 00:33:09,157 --> 00:33:10,766 Butterfly Effect. 654 00:33:10,767 --> 00:33:14,770 Anything we affect could have insane ramifications. 655 00:33:14,771 --> 00:33:17,251 So our present can get changed? 656 00:33:17,252 --> 00:33:19,732 We could come back to a future where 657 00:33:19,733 --> 00:33:21,255 The Rivoli doesn't exist. 658 00:33:21,256 --> 00:33:24,302 Or maybe another venue, like maybe somewhere in Ottawa. 659 00:33:24,303 --> 00:33:26,478 Forget that! What if we come back and, all of a sudden, 660 00:33:26,479 --> 00:33:28,436 you— you're not a piano player anymore? 661 00:33:28,437 --> 00:33:31,483 Maybe I'm a drummer and we're a ska band. 662 00:33:31,484 --> 00:33:34,834 No Doubt before Gwen Stefani. Have you heard that music? 663 00:33:34,835 --> 00:33:36,531 Look it up. Have you heard it? 664 00:33:36,532 --> 00:33:38,838 - Let's keep thinking about— - Let's focus on the plan. 665 00:33:38,839 --> 00:33:40,666 You built a toy time machine. 666 00:33:40,667 --> 00:33:42,885 - Uh-huh. - And then it worked... 667 00:33:42,886 --> 00:33:45,193 - Somehow. - ... but now it's broken. 668 00:33:46,977 --> 00:33:49,109 Maybe you need to just sort of look under the hood. 669 00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:52,156 - Wait. - Maybe something's just loose. 670 00:33:52,157 --> 00:33:55,289 It is broken. I broke it last night. 671 00:33:55,290 --> 00:33:57,813 I spilled the Orbitz on it. 672 00:33:57,814 --> 00:33:59,685 Holy. 673 00:33:59,686 --> 00:34:01,166 But it's back on. 674 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,429 Oh, my God. 675 00:34:05,648 --> 00:34:07,128 - What? - This— 676 00:34:09,652 --> 00:34:11,697 Oh, no! I ruined it! 677 00:34:11,698 --> 00:34:13,873 Oh, I fucking ruined it! 678 00:34:13,874 --> 00:34:16,267 That's too stupid, isn't it? 679 00:34:16,268 --> 00:34:18,095 What? Tell— Talk to me. 680 00:34:18,096 --> 00:34:20,097 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 681 00:34:20,098 --> 00:34:22,273 Bird, this is gonna sound crazy. 682 00:34:22,274 --> 00:34:24,318 - What? What did it do? - The Orbitz! 683 00:34:24,319 --> 00:34:26,015 I spilt a bottle of Orbitz. 684 00:34:26,016 --> 00:34:28,496 - Is there any left? - No. I'm out. 685 00:34:28,497 --> 00:34:30,324 Um, but we just need to find a way 686 00:34:30,325 --> 00:34:32,326 to get another bottle or something like that. 687 00:34:32,327 --> 00:34:33,806 But that was your last bottle. 688 00:34:33,807 --> 00:34:36,025 There wasn't even any left back now, in 2008. 689 00:34:36,026 --> 00:34:37,853 They stopped making this in 1999. 690 00:34:37,854 --> 00:34:40,857 I know, it was such a big deal when we found that whole— 691 00:34:41,945 --> 00:34:43,076 That's right. 692 00:34:43,077 --> 00:34:45,122 This is my last bottle in 2025, 693 00:34:45,123 --> 00:34:48,037 but in 2008, we still have a whole case. 694 00:34:48,038 --> 00:34:50,518 At the apartment. That's where we gotta go. 695 00:34:50,519 --> 00:34:52,520 And that means, you guys, you can't be out here with— 696 00:34:52,521 --> 00:34:54,348 waving your cameras around like that. 697 00:34:54,349 --> 00:34:56,785 Because, look, they've got the futuristic video cameras. 698 00:34:56,786 --> 00:34:58,091 - They're looking— - Exactly, they're like— 699 00:34:58,092 --> 00:34:59,919 Look at Luca. He looks like... 700 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,095 He looks like he's from The Matrix. 701 00:35:02,096 --> 00:35:05,577 So this whole 2008 sequence, which would be very hard 702 00:35:05,578 --> 00:35:07,883 to fake if this were not really 2008, 703 00:35:07,884 --> 00:35:09,277 will not be filmed. 704 00:35:10,235 --> 00:35:11,757 Well what if we use the old cameras? 705 00:35:11,758 --> 00:35:12,801 Oh, use the old camera? 706 00:35:12,802 --> 00:35:14,760 Yeah, okay, in that case, you can. 707 00:35:14,761 --> 00:35:16,327 Yeah, okay. You have to use this. 708 00:35:44,269 --> 00:35:45,618 Oh, my God. 709 00:35:48,664 --> 00:35:50,753 Ah! Oh, wow. 710 00:35:51,711 --> 00:35:53,233 Goths. 711 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:54,626 Wow. 712 00:35:54,627 --> 00:35:55,889 Real goths. 713 00:35:57,804 --> 00:36:00,675 Look at the gothness of it. 714 00:36:00,676 --> 00:36:02,286 They're goths! 715 00:36:02,287 --> 00:36:03,809 Wow. 716 00:36:03,810 --> 00:36:05,158 Men forgot that's a great way 717 00:36:05,159 --> 00:36:06,942 to score girls way out of your, uh... 718 00:36:06,943 --> 00:36:08,640 Matt. 719 00:36:08,641 --> 00:36:10,163 What? 720 00:36:10,164 --> 00:36:13,689 That guy looks just like me. See the guy down there? 721 00:36:14,821 --> 00:36:16,692 That guy looks like me. 722 00:36:17,650 --> 00:36:18,998 He's got your hat. 723 00:36:18,999 --> 00:36:20,305 Jay, it's us. That's us. 724 00:36:21,306 --> 00:36:22,872 Holy. 725 00:36:25,788 --> 00:36:27,660 Oh, look. They even have a little Jared. 726 00:36:28,661 --> 00:36:31,358 Jared... there's you filming us. 727 00:36:31,359 --> 00:36:33,708 Oh, my God. Look how young he looks. 728 00:36:33,709 --> 00:36:35,580 Past Matt: Actually, no, here. Jay, put one right here. 729 00:36:35,581 --> 00:36:36,885 - Put right here. - Where? 730 00:36:36,886 --> 00:36:38,844 No, on this side with me. On this side with me. 731 00:36:38,845 --> 00:36:40,106 - Okay. - Come to this side. 732 00:36:40,107 --> 00:36:42,674 No, no, no, put one right against this thing. 733 00:36:42,675 --> 00:36:45,111 - Okay. - On this side! 734 00:36:45,112 --> 00:36:46,417 What the hell are we doing? 735 00:36:46,418 --> 00:36:48,157 That's, uh, we're... we're... It's a plan. 736 00:36:48,158 --> 00:36:49,811 This is one of my classic plans. Look. 737 00:36:49,812 --> 00:36:53,206 Flyer plan! Oh, my God! 738 00:36:53,207 --> 00:36:54,729 That's a good plan! 739 00:36:54,730 --> 00:36:58,865 How did this not work? We should do this plan again. 740 00:37:04,349 --> 00:37:05,436 Jay, I got a feeling 741 00:37:05,437 --> 00:37:07,395 things are gonna work out okay for us. 742 00:37:10,703 --> 00:37:13,966 Is that a cop? Are those police officers looking at us? 743 00:37:13,967 --> 00:37:16,969 Let's go down this way. Let's just walk down this way. 744 00:37:16,970 --> 00:37:18,276 Oh, shit! Hide, hide! 745 00:37:22,628 --> 00:37:24,543 Do you think that guy looks like me? 746 00:37:25,544 --> 00:37:28,329 That guy? Looks like me. 747 00:37:29,417 --> 00:37:32,376 It's 'cause he's got that hat. 748 00:37:32,377 --> 00:37:34,508 Sick. 749 00:37:34,509 --> 00:37:35,902 Guy looks like you. 750 00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:39,818 Okay, okay, this is our chance. 751 00:37:39,819 --> 00:37:41,123 - Come on. - Yeah, yeah. 752 00:37:41,124 --> 00:37:42,560 - It's caught on my— - That's my jacket. 753 00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:44,649 - You put it inside out. - Come on, come on, come on. 754 00:37:44,650 --> 00:37:45,955 Your hat! 755 00:37:52,527 --> 00:37:53,833 Sorry, sorry. 756 00:37:56,270 --> 00:37:57,836 - Uh, okay. - Okay, let's just go. 757 00:37:57,837 --> 00:37:59,185 - Let's go! - Yeah, right. 758 00:37:59,186 --> 00:38:00,534 Oh, God. Man, it's open. 759 00:38:00,535 --> 00:38:03,407 Remember our old apartment? 760 00:38:03,408 --> 00:38:06,410 Okay, all right. 761 00:38:06,411 --> 00:38:07,976 Okay, quick in and out. 762 00:38:07,977 --> 00:38:09,456 Yeah, I think we left the Orbitz 763 00:38:09,457 --> 00:38:10,979 on top of the oven, right? 764 00:38:10,980 --> 00:38:12,894 Yeah, but we can't touch anything else. 765 00:38:12,895 --> 00:38:14,287 Oh, right yeah, Butterfly Effect. 766 00:38:14,288 --> 00:38:15,941 This is just like Aladdin. 767 00:38:15,942 --> 00:38:18,204 Touch nothing but the Orbitz. 768 00:38:18,205 --> 00:38:19,598 Go. 769 00:38:20,990 --> 00:38:22,556 Okay. We gotta make it seem— 770 00:38:22,557 --> 00:38:23,949 - They're right there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 771 00:38:23,950 --> 00:38:25,733 I'm getting the Orbitz, and then we're outta here. 772 00:38:25,734 --> 00:38:27,388 - Okay. - Come on, come on. 773 00:38:31,610 --> 00:38:32,914 It's empty. 774 00:38:32,915 --> 00:38:34,742 Look. Look around. Look around for them. 775 00:38:34,743 --> 00:38:36,571 - Come on. - Find 'em! 776 00:38:40,967 --> 00:38:43,316 Where the fuck are they? 777 00:38:43,317 --> 00:38:46,972 Fuckin' loot the place! 778 00:38:46,973 --> 00:38:48,147 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 779 00:38:50,846 --> 00:38:53,108 - Oh, - Oh, my God. 780 00:38:56,983 --> 00:38:58,984 No, not Jared, not Jared. 781 00:38:58,985 --> 00:39:00,638 Why not? Why not? 782 00:39:02,162 --> 00:39:04,119 Past Matt: Okay, we gotta rehearse, we gotta rehearse. 783 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,991 Come on! Come on! Come on! 784 00:39:05,992 --> 00:39:07,340 Past Jay: Think it's gonna work? 785 00:39:07,341 --> 00:39:09,255 Past Matt: As far as I'm concerned, 786 00:39:09,256 --> 00:39:11,126 we are playing The Rivoli tonight. 787 00:39:11,127 --> 00:39:12,693 So, what were we doing before we left? 788 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,479 Do I have a driver? No, I'm driving myself. 789 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,610 Past Jay: What do we cut to? 790 00:39:16,611 --> 00:39:18,090 Past Matt: He's on his way there. 791 00:39:18,091 --> 00:39:19,831 - Past Jay: Oh, okay, uh... - Actually, you know what? 792 00:39:19,832 --> 00:39:21,049 Let's just cut right to the fight. 793 00:39:21,050 --> 00:39:23,400 Past Jay: Okay. 794 00:39:23,401 --> 00:39:27,099 You're on your last legs, Creamed Corn. 795 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:30,929 You should've thought twice before you crossed Can Opener. 796 00:39:30,930 --> 00:39:31,930 For God's sakes. 797 00:39:31,931 --> 00:39:33,889 My name is your arch nemesis— 798 00:39:36,588 --> 00:39:39,416 You shoulda thought twice before you crossed me... 799 00:39:39,417 --> 00:39:41,635 You're gonna get us thrown in jail. 800 00:39:41,636 --> 00:39:43,898 "Go to jail?" Did you say, "Go to jail"? 801 00:39:43,899 --> 00:39:45,247 Could go to jail. 802 00:39:45,248 --> 00:39:48,120 Oh, yeah, illegal time travel. 803 00:39:48,121 --> 00:39:50,383 - "I hereby sentence you—" - Is that true? 804 00:39:50,384 --> 00:39:53,038 That's what he's saying, jail for this. 805 00:39:53,039 --> 00:39:54,736 - Jail? - Jail. 806 00:39:55,824 --> 00:39:56,998 Ridiculous. 807 00:39:56,999 --> 00:39:59,914 Past Matt: I have you now, Creamed Corn! 808 00:39:59,915 --> 00:40:03,091 Let him come fuckin' find me. 809 00:40:03,092 --> 00:40:04,310 Let him find me. 810 00:40:04,311 --> 00:40:06,530 What I'm gonna do. I'll grab my young self. 811 00:40:20,893 --> 00:40:23,372 Past Matt: Creamed corn, you son of a bitch! 812 00:40:23,373 --> 00:40:25,070 What? You didn't think 813 00:40:25,071 --> 00:40:27,768 a super villain named Can Opener would be— 814 00:40:31,556 --> 00:40:33,645 I think they're gone. 815 00:40:36,343 --> 00:40:37,561 - Hey. - What? 816 00:40:37,562 --> 00:40:40,041 Shh, shh. I think they're gone. 817 00:40:40,042 --> 00:40:42,697 Let's go. Let's go. Perfect. 818 00:40:45,221 --> 00:40:46,570 - Okay, okay. - Let's get out. 819 00:40:54,970 --> 00:40:58,451 Jay, I thought you were— wanted to sleep. 820 00:40:58,452 --> 00:41:00,541 Let's do— Let's do a quick rehearsal. 821 00:41:02,064 --> 00:41:03,762 Sure, I'll play something on the piano. 822 00:41:08,593 --> 00:41:10,811 - Past Matt: Are you there? - Yeah. 823 00:41:10,812 --> 00:41:13,031 I'll go look upstairs. 824 00:41:31,616 --> 00:41:33,225 I feel like we've played that before. 825 00:41:33,226 --> 00:41:35,270 I feel like we played that before. 826 00:41:35,271 --> 00:41:38,405 Do a... Just something new. Do something new. 827 00:42:07,260 --> 00:42:08,695 Matt. 828 00:42:10,002 --> 00:42:11,176 Hey. 829 00:42:13,353 --> 00:42:14,833 What are you doing? 830 00:42:15,834 --> 00:42:17,443 Oh, this is... 831 00:42:17,444 --> 00:42:20,577 I'm visiting you in your dream... 832 00:42:20,578 --> 00:42:22,579 to bring you this idea for a song 833 00:42:22,580 --> 00:42:24,363 to play with the band. 834 00:42:25,844 --> 00:42:27,540 And this is— and I'm a spirit. 835 00:42:27,541 --> 00:42:29,890 And I'm a Dickensian spirit 836 00:42:29,891 --> 00:42:32,284 to bring you the melody of this song. 837 00:42:35,201 --> 00:42:37,506 Oh, you! 838 00:42:39,074 --> 00:42:40,945 Good night. 839 00:42:40,946 --> 00:42:42,077 Bye. 840 00:42:52,522 --> 00:42:54,959 Got it. 841 00:43:06,232 --> 00:43:07,146 Hey. 842 00:43:08,147 --> 00:43:10,410 Hey... Bird. 843 00:43:12,151 --> 00:43:14,369 I had a crazy dream. 844 00:43:14,370 --> 00:43:17,459 I heard this... song. 845 00:43:20,376 --> 00:43:23,335 And you were there, you were a spirit. 846 00:43:23,336 --> 00:43:25,904 Des— Descended spirit? 847 00:43:29,342 --> 00:43:31,299 Right... 848 00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:32,737 Hey, let's watch some TV. 849 00:43:33,912 --> 00:43:35,303 The H1N1 flu virus... 850 00:43:35,304 --> 00:43:37,567 H1N1. 851 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:40,831 Oh, yeah. It's, uh, swine flu. 852 00:43:40,832 --> 00:43:44,051 Maybe they'll get a, uh... 853 00:43:44,052 --> 00:43:47,229 a vaccine that they force us all to take for that. 854 00:43:49,623 --> 00:43:52,103 Past Jay: Oh, I forgot to tell you about my grandma. 855 00:43:52,104 --> 00:43:55,410 My mom's going to Montreal right now to visit her. 856 00:43:55,411 --> 00:43:57,326 She might have to be put in a home. 857 00:43:58,371 --> 00:44:00,067 Pretty... 858 00:44:00,068 --> 00:44:01,590 It's pretty real stuff, you know? 859 00:44:01,591 --> 00:44:04,333 Getting old is... Not looking forward to it. 860 00:44:09,469 --> 00:44:13,777 You know, um, the truth is, 861 00:44:13,778 --> 00:44:17,084 if you've got a... best friend, 862 00:44:17,085 --> 00:44:19,957 you won't even notice getting older. 863 00:44:26,834 --> 00:44:28,835 Do you like Russell Peters? 864 00:44:28,836 --> 00:44:31,664 Okay, big question. 865 00:44:31,665 --> 00:44:35,755 He was doing race comedy at the right... 866 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:38,105 Man, I mean, it's so... 867 00:44:38,106 --> 00:44:39,846 Russell... Oh, dude, it's 2008? 868 00:44:39,847 --> 00:44:41,500 I don't like him. 869 00:44:41,501 --> 00:44:44,155 Yeah, I'm sayin' the same thing. 870 00:44:44,156 --> 00:44:46,548 Okay, I, uh, I gotta go. 871 00:44:46,549 --> 00:44:47,854 Past Jay: All right, well, you know, 872 00:44:47,855 --> 00:44:49,421 I'm gonna take a shower or something and then... 873 00:44:49,422 --> 00:44:50,509 Great. 874 00:44:50,510 --> 00:44:51,858 I'll be ready in like half hour 875 00:44:51,859 --> 00:44:54,600 and we can go over... whatever, or something. 876 00:44:54,601 --> 00:44:55,819 Go over ever— Go over what? 877 00:44:55,820 --> 00:44:56,994 Past Jay: That's right. I don't know. 878 00:44:56,995 --> 00:44:58,560 - Get rid of him. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 879 00:44:58,561 --> 00:44:59,736 Right, yes, yes, yes. 880 00:44:59,737 --> 00:45:00,998 You want me to light off some fireworks? 881 00:45:00,999 --> 00:45:02,521 Wonderful. Fire— Perfect. 882 00:45:02,522 --> 00:45:04,523 - Yep, good. - All right. 883 00:45:04,524 --> 00:45:06,265 - Great. - That was stupid. 884 00:45:08,136 --> 00:45:09,747 Goodbye, Jay. 885 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:12,445 Whew. 886 00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:19,799 - I was about to make— - Let's go, let's go. 887 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,106 I was about to make a really big mistake today. 888 00:45:22,107 --> 00:45:24,021 Sorry. You what? 889 00:45:24,022 --> 00:45:26,938 I was about to make a really big mistake today. 890 00:45:28,069 --> 00:45:30,027 - This morning... - Yes? 891 00:45:30,028 --> 00:45:31,769 I was trying to escape. 892 00:45:34,467 --> 00:45:37,904 I was trying to escape. Leave. You. 893 00:45:37,905 --> 00:45:39,601 The band. Everything. 894 00:45:41,169 --> 00:45:45,477 I thought that I could go and become famous without you. 895 00:45:45,478 --> 00:45:47,827 I got it, I got it, I got it. 896 00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:51,135 Are you mad? 897 00:45:56,881 --> 00:45:58,621 I'm embarrassed. 898 00:46:00,275 --> 00:46:01,232 Why would I be? 899 00:46:01,233 --> 00:46:03,887 No, I... 900 00:46:03,888 --> 00:46:05,410 Why— Why don't we— 901 00:46:05,411 --> 00:46:06,759 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 902 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,067 Wait. Are you saying— So... 903 00:46:11,547 --> 00:46:13,418 Okay— 904 00:46:13,419 --> 00:46:16,856 I'm kidding. 905 00:46:16,857 --> 00:46:18,553 Okay. 906 00:46:18,554 --> 00:46:20,381 Okay, okay, but the whole point though... 907 00:46:20,382 --> 00:46:21,948 The whole point, the whole point— 908 00:46:21,949 --> 00:46:24,385 Matt, wait— wait. Hey, where are you going? 909 00:46:24,386 --> 00:46:25,430 Where are you going? Matt, Matt. 910 00:46:25,431 --> 00:46:27,736 Stop, stop, stop, stop. Ah! 911 00:46:27,737 --> 00:46:29,565 Matt, what are you doing? 912 00:46:30,697 --> 00:46:32,350 We can't change anything. 913 00:46:32,351 --> 00:46:35,005 Hey. You'll be better off, right? 914 00:46:35,006 --> 00:46:37,094 We're gonna see who's gonna be better off. 915 00:46:37,095 --> 00:46:38,748 Don't. Stop. 916 00:47:14,654 --> 00:47:17,308 Okay... So... 917 00:47:17,309 --> 00:47:20,006 July— I'm setting the time machine! 918 00:47:20,007 --> 00:47:22,226 July 10th, 20— 919 00:47:22,227 --> 00:47:24,445 Tenth? No, no, no. We went back on the 12th. 920 00:47:24,446 --> 00:47:25,664 The 12th. 921 00:47:25,665 --> 00:47:28,058 We're going back two days earlier. 922 00:47:28,059 --> 00:47:30,757 So that I can do the skydive plan myself. 923 00:47:33,673 --> 00:47:34,630 Fine. 924 00:48:11,841 --> 00:48:13,755 Go! 925 00:48:33,428 --> 00:48:34,952 ! Not again! 926 00:48:42,481 --> 00:48:44,962 Oh. 927 00:48:45,963 --> 00:48:47,833 Oh, my God. 928 00:48:49,836 --> 00:48:51,316 I hit my ass. 929 00:48:54,580 --> 00:48:56,842 Oh, my God. I hit my ass. 930 00:48:58,323 --> 00:49:03,109 I hit my ass. Bird. 931 00:49:03,110 --> 00:49:05,155 Radio announcer: This is Roz and Mocha... 932 00:49:09,899 --> 00:49:11,335 Jay? 933 00:49:11,336 --> 00:49:13,206 You're listening to my boys, Roz and Mocha. 934 00:49:17,298 --> 00:49:18,342 Jay? 935 00:49:18,343 --> 00:49:20,561 Oh, sorry. 936 00:49:20,562 --> 00:49:21,389 All good. 937 00:49:46,153 --> 00:49:47,285 Jay? 938 00:49:54,379 --> 00:49:55,815 I'm home! 939 00:50:03,301 --> 00:50:04,302 Okay. 940 00:50:08,306 --> 00:50:09,307 It's all the same. 941 00:50:11,787 --> 00:50:12,962 What the— 942 00:50:19,186 --> 00:50:22,146 Very funny. Very funny. 943 00:50:23,973 --> 00:50:25,671 Nice one, Jay! 944 00:50:28,891 --> 00:50:31,155 You gotta give him credit. That's a good bit. 945 00:50:33,679 --> 00:50:36,289 So, now I'm the dr— Now, I'm the drummer. 946 00:50:40,468 --> 00:50:41,599 Matt? 947 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:42,861 Jay? 948 00:50:42,862 --> 00:50:44,167 We figured it out, buddy. 949 00:50:44,168 --> 00:50:47,431 Woo! We got it. We got it. We got it. 950 00:50:47,432 --> 00:50:49,694 We figured it out. 951 00:50:49,695 --> 00:50:51,478 We've got the plan, okay? 952 00:50:51,479 --> 00:50:53,828 All right. So... 953 00:50:53,829 --> 00:50:55,569 So, you know how we've had trouble 954 00:50:55,570 --> 00:50:57,658 getting tickets to the show, right? 955 00:50:57,659 --> 00:51:01,097 Turns out there is an additional traunch 956 00:51:01,098 --> 00:51:03,838 of tickets being released exclusively 957 00:51:03,839 --> 00:51:06,189 to Visa Avion Infinite Privilege 958 00:51:06,190 --> 00:51:07,494 private banking card holders, okay? 959 00:51:07,495 --> 00:51:08,974 Man ♪2: Top. Top of the top. 960 00:51:08,975 --> 00:51:11,411 Now, there is one individual who we know 961 00:51:11,412 --> 00:51:14,240 who has a Visa Avion Infinite Privilege 962 00:51:14,241 --> 00:51:17,243 private banking card, and that is— 963 00:51:17,244 --> 00:51:20,507 - My aunt. - Ethan's aunt. 964 00:51:20,508 --> 00:51:22,509 Michael and I arrive to her door, 965 00:51:22,510 --> 00:51:26,426 we share with her that we, too, are Chinese. 966 00:51:26,427 --> 00:51:27,775 - What? - Our whole lives. 967 00:51:27,776 --> 00:51:28,907 Our whole lives. 968 00:51:28,908 --> 00:51:30,865 Born— Born in Chin— Born in China. 969 00:51:30,866 --> 00:51:32,215 His father's white, mother's Chinese. 970 00:51:32,216 --> 00:51:33,607 First language Chinese. 971 00:51:33,608 --> 00:51:34,956 Both of my parents are Chinese. 972 00:51:34,957 --> 00:51:37,045 Okay, okay. So, let me— let me— let me get this— 973 00:51:37,046 --> 00:51:38,612 Let me, uh, get this straight. 974 00:51:38,613 --> 00:51:40,093 Okay. 975 00:51:42,617 --> 00:51:44,183 Jay McCarrol hired you guys. 976 00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:45,967 You're improvisers and you're here to teach me a lesson— 977 00:51:45,968 --> 00:51:47,447 You're already off. 978 00:51:47,448 --> 00:51:49,580 - We're door-to-door salesmen. - No, no, no, no, no. 979 00:51:49,581 --> 00:51:53,584 I'm saying the jig's up, guys. 980 00:51:53,585 --> 00:51:57,588 Jay hired you to teach me a lesson about what it's like 981 00:51:57,589 --> 00:52:00,765 to be on the receiving end of these insane plans. 982 00:52:00,766 --> 00:52:04,725 Jay, I get it. I'm sorry that my plans are so ridiculous. 983 00:52:04,726 --> 00:52:06,031 I see now that, 984 00:52:06,032 --> 00:52:10,427 yeah, maybe I could be a little bit more, um... 985 00:52:10,428 --> 00:52:12,516 What's the word? Why am I even telling this to you guys? 986 00:52:12,517 --> 00:52:14,170 Okay, yes. 987 00:52:14,171 --> 00:52:16,998 Congratulations. Very good. 988 00:52:16,999 --> 00:52:19,087 That was extremely well done. 989 00:52:19,088 --> 00:52:21,916 The troika of Matt Johnson divided into three. 990 00:52:21,917 --> 00:52:25,703 I love that I've got an Asian part of me. 991 00:52:25,704 --> 00:52:28,358 Maybe that's my sensitivity. 992 00:52:28,359 --> 00:52:32,057 So, um, I guess all that's left 993 00:52:32,058 --> 00:52:34,233 is for me to kick your ass. 994 00:52:34,234 --> 00:52:35,974 - What? - Dude. Matt. 995 00:52:35,975 --> 00:52:37,715 - Who's first? - What's happening? 996 00:52:37,716 --> 00:52:40,587 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why do I have this? 997 00:52:40,588 --> 00:52:42,547 Why do you have what? 998 00:52:44,026 --> 00:52:45,636 Why do I have that? 999 00:52:45,637 --> 00:52:47,725 - We all have them. - Dude... 1000 00:52:47,726 --> 00:52:48,944 How did— 1001 00:52:56,474 --> 00:52:57,475 Oh, my God. 1002 00:53:02,610 --> 00:53:03,959 Oh, my God. 1003 00:53:09,487 --> 00:53:11,228 What is this plan for? 1004 00:53:12,359 --> 00:53:14,535 It's the Jay McCarrol concert. To get tickets. 1005 00:53:16,842 --> 00:53:19,757 You're trying to get tickets to a Jay McCarrol concert, 1006 00:53:19,758 --> 00:53:21,673 because Jay McCarrol is a famous musician. 1007 00:53:24,197 --> 00:53:25,719 Yeah. 1008 00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:29,681 And I am... 1009 00:53:32,771 --> 00:53:34,859 In a Jay McCarrol cover band. 1010 00:53:43,434 --> 00:53:45,436 Whoa! Sorry. 1011 00:54:02,757 --> 00:54:04,367 Mr. Hollywood... 1012 00:54:04,368 --> 00:54:05,455 Hollywood. 1013 00:54:05,456 --> 00:54:07,152 Mr. Hollywood. 1014 00:54:07,153 --> 00:54:08,109 Mr. Arnold 1015 00:54:08,110 --> 00:54:09,111 Mr. Rocky 1016 00:54:10,069 --> 00:54:11,592 Mr. Jennifer Lopez 1017 00:54:11,984 --> 00:54:13,767 That is also Jay. 1018 00:54:13,768 --> 00:54:14,986 Yeah. 1019 00:54:14,987 --> 00:54:15,813 A Google 1020 00:54:15,814 --> 00:54:17,031 Autolog, Facebook 1021 00:54:17,032 --> 00:54:17,858 Yahoo 1022 00:54:17,859 --> 00:54:19,338 Too'tereel company. 1023 00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:20,427 He's on everything. Yeah. 1024 00:54:20,775 --> 00:54:22,037 Hollywood. 1025 00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:24,997 Beautiful, beautiful. 1026 00:54:25,519 --> 00:54:26,737 Okay. Nice meeting you. 1027 00:54:37,270 --> 00:54:38,793 You think you'd be famous without me? 1028 00:54:40,273 --> 00:54:42,101 You'd be famous right now. 1029 00:54:43,537 --> 00:54:45,930 You'd be famous right now. Right? 1030 00:54:45,931 --> 00:54:47,148 If it weren't for me. 1031 00:54:47,149 --> 00:54:50,674 Next stop Chestnut Street. 1032 00:54:50,675 --> 00:54:52,589 Your life would have been better if you never met me? 1033 00:54:52,590 --> 00:54:53,938 I don't know. I don't know. 1034 00:54:53,939 --> 00:54:55,200 Well, there's a way to find out. 1035 00:54:55,201 --> 00:54:56,419 There's a way to find out. 1036 00:54:56,420 --> 00:54:57,594 - Easy. Don't— - No, no, no. 1037 00:54:57,595 --> 00:54:58,856 We can't change anything. 1038 00:54:58,857 --> 00:55:01,075 Yeah, well, I know something we can change. 1039 00:55:03,818 --> 00:55:07,213 You'll wake him up. You'll wake him up. 1040 00:55:18,180 --> 00:55:21,966 It worked, baby! Okay. We gotta go! We gotta go! 1041 00:55:21,967 --> 00:55:24,751 It was way more fun than I thought it was gonna be. 1042 00:55:24,752 --> 00:55:26,492 Gotta go. Got your bag? 1043 00:55:26,493 --> 00:55:27,972 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Let's go, let's go. 1044 00:55:27,973 --> 00:55:30,583 Ladies and gentlemen. 1045 00:55:30,584 --> 00:55:32,847 May I have your attention, please? 1046 00:55:34,762 --> 00:55:37,809 It's time for the final countdown. 1047 00:55:42,117 --> 00:55:45,250 The show starts in... 1048 00:55:45,251 --> 00:55:46,643 ten... 1049 00:55:46,644 --> 00:55:49,428 nine, eight, seven, 1050 00:55:49,429 --> 00:55:52,475 six, five, four... 1051 00:55:52,476 --> 00:55:56,174 three, two, one. Go! 1052 00:56:02,137 --> 00:56:04,487 Hello, Toronto! 1053 00:56:29,295 --> 00:56:31,122 He's not even breaking a sweat. 1054 00:56:31,123 --> 00:56:34,517 He's insane, man. 1055 00:56:34,518 --> 00:56:37,128 Think if I told him my username he'd remember me? 1056 00:56:37,129 --> 00:56:38,521 - Your what? Sorry? - From what? 1057 00:56:38,522 --> 00:56:39,826 - Oh, from the forums. - Yeah. 1058 00:56:39,827 --> 00:56:41,350 Maybe. 1059 00:56:43,701 --> 00:56:46,398 Okay. Thank you. Okay. 1060 00:56:46,399 --> 00:56:47,792 I'll be— I'll be— I'll be right back. 1061 00:56:53,014 --> 00:56:55,015 Jay, hey, hey, hey. No. He's my friend. 1062 00:56:55,016 --> 00:56:56,495 This— He's my— He's my best friend. 1063 00:56:56,496 --> 00:56:57,931 He's my best friend. He's my best friend. 1064 00:56:57,932 --> 00:56:59,977 - Yeah, no. It's okay. - Jay, it's me. 1065 00:56:59,978 --> 00:57:02,545 This is crazy I found you. What the fuck is going on? 1066 00:57:02,546 --> 00:57:04,938 Look at this. 1067 00:57:04,939 --> 00:57:07,332 Okay, I think that we have to get back in the time machine 1068 00:57:07,333 --> 00:57:08,812 and figure out how to do this again, 1069 00:57:08,813 --> 00:57:10,204 or, like, some other version of this, 1070 00:57:10,205 --> 00:57:12,076 because there's gotta be a way that we can do this 1071 00:57:12,077 --> 00:57:13,164 where we're both, where it's, like— 1072 00:57:13,165 --> 00:57:14,732 where Nirvanna the Band gets this. 1073 00:57:15,907 --> 00:57:19,476 Guys, you have to meet my old friend, Matt. 1074 00:57:20,389 --> 00:57:21,694 What? 1075 00:57:21,695 --> 00:57:23,348 God. You look good. 1076 00:57:23,349 --> 00:57:27,570 It's been, like, what? 17 years. 1077 00:57:27,571 --> 00:57:29,267 Unbelievable. 1078 00:57:29,268 --> 00:57:31,095 You know, we actually used to have a band together. 1079 00:57:31,096 --> 00:57:32,575 To give you an idea, it was called... 1080 00:57:32,576 --> 00:57:34,751 - No. No, no. - ... Nirvanna the Band. 1081 00:57:34,752 --> 00:57:35,839 Wait. 1082 00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:37,101 No way. 1083 00:57:37,102 --> 00:57:39,451 No, no, no. Bird, you gotta remember. Hold on. 1084 00:57:39,452 --> 00:57:41,627 - Yeah, yeah. I remember. - No, no, no. I'm saying you— 1085 00:57:41,628 --> 00:57:43,194 No, but you gotta remember. You gotta remember. 1086 00:57:43,195 --> 00:57:45,022 - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah! 1087 00:57:45,023 --> 00:57:46,153 Yeah, it's all good. 1088 00:57:46,154 --> 00:57:47,720 Look at me. Look at me. Bird, it's me. 1089 00:57:47,721 --> 00:57:48,982 It's me. Jay— 1090 00:57:48,983 --> 00:57:50,723 - I hope you've been well. - Jay. No, no, no. 1091 00:57:50,724 --> 00:57:52,464 You've gotta remember. Jay. You gotta! No, Jay! 1092 00:57:52,465 --> 00:57:53,900 Jay, Jay, Jay! You gotta remember! 1093 00:57:53,901 --> 00:57:55,380 Bird, Bird, Bird. You gotta remember! 1094 00:57:55,381 --> 00:57:57,382 It's me! It's me! 1095 00:57:57,383 --> 00:58:00,733 This isn't right! We're in the wrong timeline! 1096 00:58:00,734 --> 00:58:02,605 Bird! Jay! 1097 00:58:02,606 --> 00:58:03,910 You guys want a photo or something? 1098 00:58:03,911 --> 00:58:05,346 Jay! 1099 00:58:10,614 --> 00:58:12,398 Excuse me, sorry. Sorry. 1100 00:58:31,286 --> 00:58:32,331 Oh, no. 1101 00:58:34,159 --> 00:58:37,770 Jay! 1102 00:58:44,082 --> 00:58:46,257 Thank you, sir. 1103 00:58:46,258 --> 00:58:48,520 Man ♪1: Jay, I love you. 1104 00:58:48,521 --> 00:58:50,304 Man ♪2: Looking clean, Jay. 1105 00:58:54,222 --> 00:58:55,441 "Did Jay McCarrol... 1106 00:58:56,485 --> 00:58:58,182 "write 'Never Come Down'?" 1107 00:58:58,183 --> 00:59:00,358 I was in a bad living situation 1108 00:59:00,359 --> 00:59:01,881 and I was having a lot of nightmares. 1109 00:59:01,882 --> 00:59:05,058 This song came to me in a dream, it ended up being, 1110 00:59:05,059 --> 00:59:06,538 well, a genius hit song. 1111 00:59:06,539 --> 00:59:08,627 As you guys already know with this track, 1112 00:59:08,628 --> 00:59:10,629 it is an absolute classic, 1113 00:59:10,630 --> 00:59:13,763 and has sustained Jay McCarrol's career 1114 00:59:13,764 --> 00:59:15,852 for well over a decade now at this point. 1115 00:59:15,853 --> 00:59:17,549 I heard you're scared of clowns. 1116 00:59:17,550 --> 00:59:19,116 I'm not afraid of clowns. 1117 00:59:19,117 --> 00:59:20,596 But I heard that you were. 1118 00:59:21,598 --> 00:59:24,774 I'm out here— Uh-oh. Richard. 1119 00:59:27,995 --> 00:59:30,431 Jay McCarrol is in the building! 1120 00:59:30,432 --> 00:59:32,303 Hey, guys. 1121 00:59:32,304 --> 00:59:33,783 - Jay, welcome back, dude. - How're you doing? 1122 00:59:33,784 --> 00:59:35,349 It is so good to see you here today. 1123 00:59:35,350 --> 00:59:36,873 Wow. Yeah. 1124 00:59:36,874 --> 00:59:38,483 You're here, but you're not gonna be here for long, 1125 00:59:38,484 --> 00:59:41,660 because you are about to go and shake the world. 1126 00:59:41,661 --> 00:59:44,010 And what's sort of going through your head right now? 1127 00:59:44,011 --> 00:59:46,666 Have you prepped for this? Can you prep for this? 1128 00:59:48,189 --> 00:59:50,277 Yes. 1129 00:59:50,278 --> 00:59:52,323 So, when you go through these moments, 1130 00:59:52,324 --> 00:59:53,933 whether it's with a song or a tour 1131 00:59:53,934 --> 00:59:56,675 or a show or an award or whatever it is, 1132 00:59:56,676 --> 00:59:58,764 we all still have somebody in our life 1133 00:59:58,765 --> 01:00:00,853 that we want to make proud, you know what I mean? 1134 01:00:00,854 --> 01:00:02,420 No matter how successful you get, 1135 01:00:02,421 --> 01:00:04,640 you still have that person you want to make proud. 1136 01:00:04,641 --> 01:00:07,077 Like, who's the first call you make 1137 01:00:07,078 --> 01:00:08,513 when you walk off the stage, 1138 01:00:08,514 --> 01:00:10,515 where you're like, "God, this, I gotta share this"? 1139 01:00:10,516 --> 01:00:12,344 Who's the call that you make? 1140 01:00:17,566 --> 01:00:19,133 I, uh— 1141 01:00:22,746 --> 01:00:26,445 Like a— Like a friend. Who's your best friend? 1142 01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:33,669 Not again! Ah! 1143 01:00:42,809 --> 01:00:44,202 You good? 1144 01:00:45,594 --> 01:00:47,160 MJ? 1145 01:00:47,161 --> 01:00:48,988 Radio Host: Alright, you are listening to Jay McCarrol, 1146 01:00:48,989 --> 01:00:50,555 "Never Come Down." 1147 01:00:50,556 --> 01:00:53,601 And yes, you are listening to The Roz and Mocha Show. 1148 01:00:53,602 --> 01:00:55,473 Guess what? We are giving away two tickets 1149 01:00:55,474 --> 01:00:59,042 to tonight's show as part of Jay McCarrol's world tour. 1150 01:00:59,043 --> 01:01:01,261 All you gotta do is give us a call right now 1151 01:01:01,262 --> 01:01:03,350 and tell us what street in Toronto 1152 01:01:03,351 --> 01:01:05,962 does Jay McCarrol live on. 1153 01:01:05,963 --> 01:01:08,573 416-870-8888. That is the... 1154 01:01:11,490 --> 01:01:14,754 Oh, my God, I hit my ass. 1155 01:01:18,497 --> 01:01:21,107 Uh, hello? 1156 01:01:21,108 --> 01:01:23,414 I think I live here. 1157 01:01:24,851 --> 01:01:26,939 I got him. I got him. I got him right here. 1158 01:01:26,940 --> 01:01:28,549 I got him out front. He's right here. 1159 01:01:28,550 --> 01:01:29,986 He's right out front at the front door. 1160 01:01:29,987 --> 01:01:31,639 What the hell, man? Where the fuck you been? 1161 01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,729 Yeah. Yeah, he's right— Just everyone relax. 1162 01:01:33,730 --> 01:01:35,339 That's why I'm saying you have to just relax, 1163 01:01:35,340 --> 01:01:36,688 because of course he's gonna be here. 1164 01:01:36,689 --> 01:01:38,995 He's here. No, he's good. He's totally fine. 1165 01:01:48,353 --> 01:01:51,181 Okay, who's first? Who's first? 1166 01:01:51,182 --> 01:01:52,356 Okay. 1167 01:01:52,357 --> 01:01:54,358 - Could we get a picture? - Of course! 1168 01:01:54,359 --> 01:01:55,794 I'm shaking, I'm very nervous... 1169 01:01:55,795 --> 01:01:56,664 Oh, wow. 1170 01:01:56,665 --> 01:01:57,883 It's so nice to meet you. 1171 01:01:57,884 --> 01:01:59,016 Wow. So fun. 1172 01:02:05,326 --> 01:02:06,979 - Wow. Thank you so much. - K, thank you. 1173 01:02:06,980 --> 01:02:08,459 I'm so happy that I met you. 1174 01:02:08,460 --> 01:02:09,504 Thank you very much. 1175 01:02:18,775 --> 01:02:20,340 Jay, Jay, Jay! You gotta remember! 1176 01:02:20,341 --> 01:02:22,125 - Gonna rip my shirt. - Bird, Bird! You gotta remember! 1177 01:02:22,126 --> 01:02:23,213 Jay, you gotta remember me! 1178 01:02:23,214 --> 01:02:24,475 - This isn't right! - Okay. Got it. 1179 01:02:25,651 --> 01:02:27,391 Um, I'm gonna just run to the bathroom. 1180 01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:05,734 Who's your best friend? 1181 01:03:13,568 --> 01:03:15,091 It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. 1182 01:03:15,092 --> 01:03:16,353 It's all good. It's all good. 1183 01:03:16,354 --> 01:03:17,789 - It's all good. - Jay McCarrol, uh, 1184 01:03:17,790 --> 01:03:19,573 we're proud of you, man. We followed this journey 1185 01:03:19,574 --> 01:03:20,792 right from the very beginning. 1186 01:03:20,793 --> 01:03:23,055 A Roz and Mocha fan favourite as well. 1187 01:03:23,056 --> 01:03:24,970 Good luck on the tour. "Never Come Down" 1188 01:03:24,971 --> 01:03:26,885 is the re-release. Uh, people are excited. 1189 01:03:26,886 --> 01:03:28,669 You're still wearing that hat? 1190 01:03:28,670 --> 01:03:30,584 What? 1191 01:03:30,585 --> 01:03:34,458 He's gained weight. 1192 01:03:34,459 --> 01:03:36,286 We appreciate you. We're proud of you. 1193 01:03:36,287 --> 01:03:38,679 We love you. Thank you so much for visiting us. 1194 01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:41,466 You'll have to forgive my friend. He's a bit, uh... 1195 01:03:42,902 --> 01:03:44,294 mentally ill. 1196 01:03:44,295 --> 01:03:46,470 Thank you so much for visiting us once again 1197 01:03:46,471 --> 01:03:48,472 and making time for us even at the status 1198 01:03:48,473 --> 01:03:49,560 that you're at right now! 1199 01:03:49,561 --> 01:03:51,649 He's a bit fat. He's a bit buff. 1200 01:03:51,650 --> 01:03:53,869 He's my old friend, Matt. And we're— 1201 01:03:53,870 --> 01:03:55,522 And we're really happy to see him. 1202 01:03:57,351 --> 01:03:59,439 I really hope that your life turned out the way you wanted. 1203 01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:01,789 Can we talk privately for just two minutes? 1204 01:04:01,790 --> 01:04:03,574 No. 1205 01:04:03,575 --> 01:04:05,184 Thank you for always making time for us 1206 01:04:05,185 --> 01:04:06,533 on The Roz and Mocha Show. 1207 01:04:06,534 --> 01:04:08,492 About to embark on the biggest tour of his life, 1208 01:04:08,493 --> 01:04:09,580 Jay McCarrol, everybody. 1209 01:04:09,581 --> 01:04:11,495 - Mr. McCarrol. - Yeah? 1210 01:04:11,496 --> 01:04:12,583 I got you in number three here. 1211 01:04:12,584 --> 01:04:13,976 'Kay. 1212 01:04:13,977 --> 01:04:16,674 So, we got you equipped with in-motion satellite, 1213 01:04:16,675 --> 01:04:20,983 full leather interior, on-demand hot water, 1214 01:04:20,984 --> 01:04:22,681 memory foam mattress. 1215 01:04:23,682 --> 01:04:25,857 We got three TVs in here for ya. 1216 01:04:25,858 --> 01:04:27,903 Ceramic tile floor. 1217 01:04:27,904 --> 01:04:29,426 You even got your own code and doorbell. 1218 01:04:29,427 --> 01:04:30,906 - Like, this is way back. - Yeah. 1219 01:04:30,907 --> 01:04:32,211 We were opening for Peter Bjorn and John. 1220 01:04:32,212 --> 01:04:33,647 - Hey, boss man. - How you doing? 1221 01:04:33,648 --> 01:04:37,390 And Drew Barrymore— Yeah. Hey. 1222 01:04:37,391 --> 01:04:38,783 Drew Barrymore was there with— 1223 01:04:38,784 --> 01:04:40,219 - With Fab. - Oh, my God. 1224 01:04:40,220 --> 01:04:41,612 - They were together. - That's crazy. 1225 01:04:41,613 --> 01:04:43,048 Was it— Or was it Justin Long? 1226 01:04:43,049 --> 01:04:44,745 Bearded man: No, no, no. No, no. It was Fab, 1227 01:04:44,746 --> 01:04:45,877 'cause I remember seeing her. 1228 01:04:45,878 --> 01:04:47,270 That moment, like, that is covered. 1229 01:04:47,271 --> 01:04:48,532 - Fab's in there? - Yeah. 1230 01:04:48,533 --> 01:04:50,360 And then Luke Lalonde and Mitch Derosier come. 1231 01:04:50,361 --> 01:04:51,622 From— They were there? 1232 01:04:51,623 --> 01:04:53,016 - Not quite. - I get this room! 1233 01:04:56,193 --> 01:04:57,584 Yeah. 1234 01:04:57,585 --> 01:05:00,109 - I mean, I really loved— - Yeah. He produced it. 1235 01:05:09,946 --> 01:05:11,511 really trying to wedge his way in 1236 01:05:11,512 --> 01:05:12,730 to be in The Rapture, 1237 01:05:12,731 --> 01:05:15,385 and they were like, "Yeah, man. No, no, no." 1238 01:05:15,386 --> 01:05:16,690 - Like a bit of a— - Yes. 1239 01:05:16,691 --> 01:05:17,865 Mm-hm. I heard that. 1240 01:05:17,866 --> 01:05:19,432 Yes. Kind of a Jay situation 1241 01:05:19,433 --> 01:05:20,738 where they're like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." 1242 01:05:20,739 --> 01:05:23,654 And they're like— But— And then he does go off 1243 01:05:23,655 --> 01:05:25,351 and perform and do his own thing. 1244 01:05:28,877 --> 01:05:31,444 - Yes, yeah, and in the— - He's in that, too? 1245 01:05:31,445 --> 01:05:34,491 I had never 100 percent... 1246 01:05:34,492 --> 01:05:36,319 What's up? 1247 01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:38,277 We're going on tour! 1248 01:05:38,278 --> 01:05:40,889 You guys wanna hook up the N64? Big screen? 1249 01:05:42,195 --> 01:05:43,587 Um... 1250 01:05:43,588 --> 01:05:46,329 I don't know if it has the, uh... 1251 01:05:46,330 --> 01:05:48,766 Like, I don't know if it has that hookup. 1252 01:05:48,767 --> 01:05:51,116 Do we have a N64? 1253 01:05:51,117 --> 01:05:54,119 I'm sure we got a 64 hooked up. 1254 01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:56,949 I think if— if you brought one I would play, sure. 1255 01:06:06,698 --> 01:06:07,960 I'm bugging you guys. 1256 01:06:09,744 --> 01:06:11,006 No. 1257 01:06:11,007 --> 01:06:14,444 I was just going to say about the, uh, the— 1258 01:06:14,445 --> 01:06:16,489 towards the last part of the book, 1259 01:06:16,490 --> 01:06:19,492 James Murphy, yeah. Like, when listening— 1260 01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:38,294 No problem. What's that? 1261 01:06:38,295 --> 01:06:39,687 Bird's favourite game. 1262 01:06:41,298 --> 01:06:43,126 Let's have a little fun. 1263 01:06:48,870 --> 01:06:51,394 Yeah, but, like, so many of these stories start with, 1264 01:06:51,395 --> 01:06:53,265 like, you could say this for, like, Strokes or Interpol. 1265 01:06:53,266 --> 01:06:54,832 It's like, at the boarding school in Paris— 1266 01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:56,442 You guys didn't tell me we had a gun. 1267 01:06:57,444 --> 01:06:59,793 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1268 01:06:59,794 --> 01:07:00,882 Fuck! 1269 01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:02,927 Help! 1270 01:07:07,759 --> 01:07:09,890 Breaking news out of Toronto. 1271 01:07:09,891 --> 01:07:13,198 A shooting has occurred outside the home of Canadian rock star 1272 01:07:13,199 --> 01:07:15,287 Jay McCarrol, the incident occurring 1273 01:07:15,288 --> 01:07:17,159 on the eve of Jay's world tour. 1274 01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:20,075 Courtney Heels on the scene. What more can you tell us? 1275 01:07:20,076 --> 01:07:21,685 Good morning, Marcie. I can tell you there is 1276 01:07:21,686 --> 01:07:23,861 a pretty heavy police presence along this road. 1277 01:07:23,862 --> 01:07:25,254 This is Park Lane Circle. 1278 01:07:25,255 --> 01:07:26,907 It's the street that Jay lives on. 1279 01:07:26,908 --> 01:07:28,909 This is as close to the scene as we can get. 1280 01:07:28,910 --> 01:07:30,215 And as you reported, 1281 01:07:30,216 --> 01:07:32,870 there is a source confirming a man, an adult, 1282 01:07:32,871 --> 01:07:35,002 was rushed to hospital with serious injuries, 1283 01:07:35,003 --> 01:07:36,091 and they were still looking 1284 01:07:36,092 --> 01:07:38,919 for a suspect seen leaving the area. 1285 01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:41,748 Let's take you live now to the Bridle Path area, 1286 01:07:41,749 --> 01:07:44,490 where police are updating their investigation 1287 01:07:44,491 --> 01:07:47,276 just outside Jay's home. Let's listen in live. 1288 01:07:47,277 --> 01:07:49,408 to be here today. 1289 01:07:49,409 --> 01:07:52,368 I know there's a lot of interest in this incident. 1290 01:07:52,369 --> 01:07:55,240 You can expect to see an increased presence 1291 01:07:55,241 --> 01:07:57,547 in this neighbourhood for the next little while, 1292 01:07:57,548 --> 01:07:59,201 but it's no different than any other shooting 1293 01:07:59,202 --> 01:08:00,463 or firearm discharge. 1294 01:08:00,464 --> 01:08:02,813 We'll have officers here looking for witnesses 1295 01:08:02,814 --> 01:08:06,121 to come forward, as well as be canvassing for video. 1296 01:08:06,122 --> 01:08:07,906 Police were called to a shooting... 1297 01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:23,921 I just need to go back 1298 01:08:23,922 --> 01:08:26,707 to when we first wrote on the whiteboard and... 1299 01:08:28,361 --> 01:08:30,015 then I can undo all this. 1300 01:08:30,972 --> 01:08:32,539 So, how... 1301 01:08:34,585 --> 01:08:36,020 How do we get back? 1302 01:08:37,762 --> 01:08:39,110 I'm trapped in some kind of hell. 1303 01:08:39,111 --> 01:08:41,504 Maybe it's a dream. Possible, right? 1304 01:08:41,505 --> 01:08:43,419 Which, Jared, are you? Who are you? 1305 01:08:43,420 --> 01:08:45,943 You came in with me, right? I can trust you. 1306 01:08:45,944 --> 01:08:47,553 But then what the— who are you? 1307 01:08:47,554 --> 01:08:49,251 - Right? - I'm Nikolay. 1308 01:08:49,252 --> 01:08:51,601 Yeah, but this— but you didn't come in the time machine with me. 1309 01:08:51,602 --> 01:08:53,037 So you might be working for them, 1310 01:08:53,038 --> 01:08:54,604 working for this other band, working for these guys. 1311 01:08:54,605 --> 01:08:56,345 See, if Jay were here, he'd be sitting there playing 1312 01:08:56,346 --> 01:08:58,216 the piano, and we would solve this! 1313 01:08:58,217 --> 01:08:59,217 We would come up with this. 1314 01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:00,437 Aah! 1315 01:09:03,744 --> 01:09:05,137 I'll get it. 1316 01:09:12,275 --> 01:09:14,841 Hi. Matt. 1317 01:09:14,842 --> 01:09:17,366 I, uh— I just wanted to come and apologize. 1318 01:09:17,367 --> 01:09:19,498 Um, you know what? My security went nuts, 1319 01:09:19,499 --> 01:09:23,459 and I felt bad about the way that felt in the room. 1320 01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:24,547 Uh-huh. 1321 01:09:24,548 --> 01:09:26,592 Anyway, I just wanted to say sorry. 1322 01:09:26,593 --> 01:09:27,767 Okay. 1323 01:09:28,987 --> 01:09:30,206 Thanks. 1324 01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:35,166 Oh! Also, uh... 1325 01:09:35,167 --> 01:09:38,996 you said something that night about a time machine. 1326 01:09:43,306 --> 01:09:45,872 Oh, this is great! Okay. 1327 01:09:48,093 --> 01:09:50,529 Jay? 1328 01:09:50,530 --> 01:09:52,532 Oh, you're looking at the— Yeah, this is the house. 1329 01:09:54,491 --> 01:09:56,970 May be a bit more modest than you're used to. 1330 01:09:56,971 --> 01:09:58,669 Can we go? 1331 01:09:59,670 --> 01:10:02,237 Uh, right. So, my time machine 1332 01:10:02,238 --> 01:10:04,151 works off of a very specific fuel. 1333 01:10:04,152 --> 01:10:06,066 - Yeah. - Do you know what Orbitz are? 1334 01:10:06,067 --> 01:10:08,199 - It's a— - Yep. I know what they are. 1335 01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,027 Still, man, I got so much to tell you, but... 1336 01:10:10,028 --> 01:10:11,115 - Uh-huh. - Okay, 1337 01:10:11,116 --> 01:10:12,247 so, I built a time machine! 1338 01:10:12,248 --> 01:10:13,335 Yes. 1339 01:10:13,336 --> 01:10:15,206 And I thought, wouldn't it be fun... 1340 01:10:15,207 --> 01:10:16,686 - Yeah? - just for the fun of it... 1341 01:10:16,687 --> 01:10:17,948 Just for the fun, yeah. 1342 01:10:17,949 --> 01:10:19,558 we go in it and we go back— 1343 01:10:19,559 --> 01:10:20,865 Pick a date. 1344 01:10:22,910 --> 01:10:25,695 Oh, 2008. 1345 01:10:25,696 --> 01:10:29,002 Okay. And if you wanted to, like, you could go... 1346 01:10:29,003 --> 01:10:31,135 - You can go anywhere. - ... two days ago. 1347 01:10:31,136 --> 01:10:33,746 Two days ago? Why would you— What do you mean? Why go back? 1348 01:10:33,747 --> 01:10:35,313 I spilled some wine on my pants. 1349 01:10:35,314 --> 01:10:36,793 You're saying, uh, hypothetically? 1350 01:10:36,794 --> 01:10:38,708 - Hypothetically. - Two day— No problem. 1351 01:10:38,709 --> 01:10:40,492 Why would you go back two— - I don't understand. 1352 01:10:40,493 --> 01:10:42,189 - Okay. - Talking about a time machine. 1353 01:10:42,190 --> 01:10:44,627 We could go visit 2008, Obama. 1354 01:10:44,628 --> 01:10:45,976 - Obamna! - Yes. 1355 01:10:45,977 --> 01:10:48,544 The only problem is, I don't have fuel. 1356 01:10:48,545 --> 01:10:50,285 There's no, uh, fuel. 1357 01:10:50,286 --> 01:10:52,548 Well— And why Orbitz? 1358 01:10:52,549 --> 01:10:53,984 Let's get a little, uh, beat going. 1359 01:10:55,813 --> 01:10:57,770 What makes Orbitz powerful? 1360 01:10:57,771 --> 01:11:00,077 What's the magic in Orbitz? What's the— what's the— 1361 01:11:00,078 --> 01:11:02,253 what's the special soul of an Orbitz? 1362 01:11:02,254 --> 01:11:03,776 I don't know. 1363 01:11:03,777 --> 01:11:05,561 - The ingredients. - Oh! 1364 01:11:05,562 --> 01:11:07,345 Maybe there's an ingredient 1365 01:11:07,346 --> 01:11:09,521 inside the Orbitz that we can use. This is— 1366 01:11:09,522 --> 01:11:11,915 Sugar? Cane sugar? 1367 01:11:11,916 --> 01:11:13,960 Gelatin. 1368 01:11:13,961 --> 01:11:17,529 This is sounding very, uh, like, safe, 1369 01:11:17,530 --> 01:11:21,011 non-swearing rap from the '80s. 1370 01:11:21,012 --> 01:11:22,795 - Yeah. - And I'm up there with a mic, 1371 01:11:22,796 --> 01:11:24,581 teaching people the alphabet. 1372 01:11:35,679 --> 01:11:38,115 And that's a huge, fat Black guy. 1373 01:11:38,116 --> 01:11:40,335 Bill Cosby's walking around. 1374 01:11:48,344 --> 01:11:50,301 Okay, and— and the secret message 1375 01:11:50,302 --> 01:11:52,042 of so many of those things was— 1376 01:11:52,043 --> 01:11:54,131 Okay, so, what are— What's— what's in the Orbitz? 1377 01:11:54,132 --> 01:11:57,395 Uh... we know there's an ingredient in Orbitz, 1378 01:11:57,396 --> 01:11:59,484 and it's not a normal ingredient. 1379 01:11:59,485 --> 01:12:01,399 The— The bottle is smashed. 1380 01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:02,966 There's a list of ingredients on it. 1381 01:12:02,967 --> 01:12:05,055 - Oh, yes, smashed the bottle. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1382 01:12:05,056 --> 01:12:06,970 I'm trying to picture. Like, I remember I was here, 1383 01:12:06,971 --> 01:12:09,625 and I had the bottle, I picked it up, 1384 01:12:09,626 --> 01:12:11,453 I looked at the back... 1385 01:12:11,454 --> 01:12:13,585 I'm seeing right now, you know what the slogan of this is? 1386 01:12:13,586 --> 01:12:14,673 What? 1387 01:12:14,674 --> 01:12:16,415 "A bolt of lightning in every bottle." 1388 01:12:17,808 --> 01:12:20,418 It's a pile of in every bottle. 1389 01:12:20,419 --> 01:12:22,072 Those drinks suck! 1390 01:12:22,073 --> 01:12:24,509 "A bolt of lightning in"-- No, what does it say? 1391 01:12:24,510 --> 01:12:26,772 - A what? What? - That's just the tagline that it says on it. 1392 01:12:26,773 --> 01:12:28,121 "A bolt of lightning in every bottle." 1393 01:12:28,122 --> 01:12:29,732 "A bolt of lightning in every bottle. A bolt..." 1394 01:12:29,733 --> 01:12:31,603 No, no, that's just— that's just like, marketing, though. 1395 01:12:31,604 --> 01:12:33,605 - Yeah, but what if it's not? - But it can't be 1396 01:12:33,606 --> 01:12:35,041 in a liquid bottle. 1397 01:12:35,042 --> 01:12:38,958 How do we know? Two days ago, time travel wasn't real! 1398 01:12:38,959 --> 01:12:41,787 Then I pour a juice on it, and it works! 1399 01:12:41,788 --> 01:12:43,093 We at least try it! 1400 01:12:43,094 --> 01:12:45,008 We just need to find a way to get lightning 1401 01:12:45,009 --> 01:12:47,227 to strike the time machine. 1402 01:12:47,228 --> 01:12:49,230 If only we knew when lightning was gonna hit the... 1403 01:12:50,318 --> 01:12:51,493 You know what time it is? 1404 01:12:51,494 --> 01:12:52,450 It's, uh, 9:03. 1405 01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:56,019 I know when lightning's gonna hit the CN Tower! 1406 01:12:56,020 --> 01:12:57,716 Oh, right! 1407 01:12:57,717 --> 01:12:59,892 What do you mean, "Oh, right?" What are you talking about, 1408 01:12:59,893 --> 01:13:01,633 "Oh, right?" How would you know? 1409 01:13:01,634 --> 01:13:03,983 That was a different version of you. 1410 01:13:03,984 --> 01:13:05,332 This hadn't even happened yet. 1411 01:13:05,333 --> 01:13:06,551 I mean, oh, great. 1412 01:13:06,552 --> 01:13:07,944 Did you say, "Oh, great" or "Oh, right"? 1413 01:13:07,945 --> 01:13:09,554 - I said, "Oh, great." - Or did you say, 1414 01:13:09,555 --> 01:13:10,816 "Great Scott!"? Is that what you said? 1415 01:13:10,817 --> 01:13:12,731 - Yes. - Great Scott! 1416 01:13:12,732 --> 01:13:14,254 This is really all coming together. 1417 01:13:14,255 --> 01:13:15,517 - Right. - This is just like 1418 01:13:15,518 --> 01:13:17,083 Back to the Future. This is insane. 1419 01:13:17,084 --> 01:13:19,390 There would be all the... 1420 01:13:19,391 --> 01:13:21,566 No, no. You can't do that. That's very copywritten. 1421 01:13:21,567 --> 01:13:24,526 Well, if you could just go... 1422 01:13:29,967 --> 01:13:33,360 This is going to be a copyright nightmare. 1423 01:13:33,361 --> 01:13:35,232 Like, if you're watching this in theaters, 1424 01:13:35,233 --> 01:13:36,973 thank your lucky stars because 1425 01:13:36,974 --> 01:13:39,236 this is gonna be the only screening of this ever. 1426 01:13:39,237 --> 01:13:41,499 10,000 gigawatts! 1427 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,545 Dr. Emmett Brown! 1428 01:13:43,546 --> 01:13:45,851 Come on! 1429 01:13:56,559 --> 01:13:58,037 Look, there's Spider-Man. 1430 01:14:03,696 --> 01:14:06,568 Whoa, this is tripping me out. 1431 01:14:06,569 --> 01:14:10,093 Okay, so, I gotta— I'm gonna run around there. 1432 01:14:10,094 --> 01:14:13,357 You wait, and I'll chuck the rope down. 1433 01:14:13,358 --> 01:14:15,925 Holy shit, this is crazy. 1434 01:14:15,926 --> 01:14:17,057 I remember you. 1435 01:14:19,407 --> 01:14:20,843 Oh, right, we never met before. 1436 01:14:20,844 --> 01:14:23,411 - No. - Yeah, okay, sorry. 1437 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,282 Yeah, right, right, right, never mind. 1438 01:14:25,283 --> 01:14:27,414 Okay, okay. I'll see you soon. 1439 01:14:33,552 --> 01:14:34,597 How you doing? 1440 01:14:39,602 --> 01:14:41,125 Dude, are you Jay McCarrol? 1441 01:14:41,734 --> 01:14:43,387 Hi, no. Sorry. I don't— 1442 01:14:43,388 --> 01:14:45,215 I'm not actually him. I just look like him. 1443 01:14:45,216 --> 01:14:46,043 Oh, okay. 1444 01:14:51,570 --> 01:14:52,788 Jared, are you fucking dying? 1445 01:14:52,789 --> 01:14:56,618 Yeah. 1446 01:14:56,619 --> 01:14:59,055 Are you there? 1447 01:14:59,056 --> 01:15:00,796 Yep. I'm still climbing, Bird. 1448 01:15:00,797 --> 01:15:02,928 You're still climbing? 1449 01:15:02,929 --> 01:15:04,016 Yes. 1450 01:15:04,017 --> 01:15:05,192 Still? 1451 01:15:21,165 --> 01:15:22,382 Oh, my God. 1452 01:15:28,564 --> 01:15:29,652 Holy fuck! 1453 01:15:34,395 --> 01:15:37,615 Jay, we made it to the top! 1454 01:15:37,616 --> 01:15:39,574 You've got to clear the way. Otherwise, 1455 01:15:39,575 --> 01:15:42,054 the rope is going to demolish whoever it hits. 1456 01:15:42,055 --> 01:15:43,360 How you doing? 1457 01:15:43,361 --> 01:15:45,231 - Good and you? - Good. 1458 01:15:45,232 --> 01:15:46,624 Trying to get in touch with somebody? 1459 01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:49,279 Uh, yeah, my friend is just up there. 1460 01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:50,672 Part of the crew up there? 1461 01:15:50,673 --> 01:15:52,543 With the... the chefs? 1462 01:15:52,544 --> 01:15:54,024 - Yes. - Okay... 1463 01:15:55,765 --> 01:15:56,939 Come on. 1464 01:16:13,739 --> 01:16:16,785 Sorry. You guys might just want to move out of the way. 1465 01:16:16,786 --> 01:16:18,526 Yeah, drop it whenever! 1466 01:16:22,966 --> 01:16:24,097 Whoa. 1467 01:16:31,583 --> 01:16:33,280 Whew. Huh. 1468 01:16:35,456 --> 01:16:37,022 Okay, I got it! 1469 01:16:40,723 --> 01:16:41,985 Where's the knot? 1470 01:16:43,726 --> 01:16:44,814 Got it. 1471 01:16:47,599 --> 01:16:48,860 Okay, Matt. 1472 01:16:48,861 --> 01:16:50,819 It's all hooked up! You can pull it up now! 1473 01:16:57,174 --> 01:16:59,479 All right, there she goes! 1474 01:17:02,570 --> 01:17:04,615 It's not exactly inconspicuous. 1475 01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:28,988 What's going on here? 1476 01:17:29,293 --> 01:17:31,991 Uh, it's— it's just— um... 1477 01:17:33,514 --> 01:17:36,952 Well... this is actually kind of hard to explain. 1478 01:17:36,953 --> 01:17:39,781 Um... 1479 01:17:39,782 --> 01:17:41,130 You see, my friend's part of, uh, 1480 01:17:41,131 --> 01:17:43,307 a chef, uh, situation or something. 1481 01:17:59,453 --> 01:18:00,627 Okay. 1482 01:18:00,628 --> 01:18:01,978 Okay, we're coming down! 1483 01:19:17,009 --> 01:19:18,401 Here. 1484 01:19:18,402 --> 01:19:19,881 Well, I don't know— I don't... 1485 01:19:19,882 --> 01:19:21,143 Just get it open! 1486 01:19:21,144 --> 01:19:23,755 Uh... 1487 01:19:26,236 --> 01:19:28,541 Oh, yes! Okay. 1488 01:19:28,542 --> 01:19:32,415 - It's like flying a kite. - So, plug that in. 1489 01:19:32,416 --> 01:19:34,199 Do we have to, like, hot-wire this or something? 1490 01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:35,940 No, no, you just plug it in, like that. 1491 01:19:35,941 --> 01:19:37,855 Just plug it into the thing. 1492 01:19:37,856 --> 01:19:39,726 Jam it in. 1493 01:19:42,730 --> 01:19:43,905 Come on. 1494 01:19:43,906 --> 01:19:45,341 Yes! 1495 01:19:45,342 --> 01:19:47,734 Yeah! 1496 01:19:47,735 --> 01:19:49,562 Ooh, careful. 1497 01:19:49,563 --> 01:19:51,261 - Sort of close this. - We just... 1498 01:19:56,527 --> 01:19:58,615 - Yeah, that's good. Right? - Yeah. 1499 01:19:58,616 --> 01:20:00,182 Excuse me. Are you gonna be here for a while? 1500 01:20:00,183 --> 01:20:01,618 Sorry? 1501 01:20:01,619 --> 01:20:03,272 Would you do me a favour and make sure nobody 1502 01:20:03,273 --> 01:20:05,100 comes up to this while we're gone and unplugs it 1503 01:20:05,101 --> 01:20:06,276 or anything like that? 1504 01:20:06,580 --> 01:20:08,233 For like... How many? 1505 01:20:08,234 --> 01:20:09,713 Like, uh... 1506 01:20:09,714 --> 01:20:12,108 Lightning hits at 9:03. Like, maybe 30 minutes. 1507 01:20:12,456 --> 01:20:13,673 Okay. Thank you. 1508 01:20:13,674 --> 01:20:14,893 - Yeah. - Thank you. Okay. 1509 01:20:15,372 --> 01:20:16,546 - Okay, let's go. - Great. Okay. 1510 01:20:31,736 --> 01:20:33,693 Thirteen minutes. 1511 01:20:33,694 --> 01:20:36,566 How does this thing work? Like, how do you set it? 1512 01:20:36,567 --> 01:20:38,524 You type in the date. You want to see how it works? 1513 01:20:38,525 --> 01:20:40,091 - Yeah, show me. - You type in— Watch. Okay. 1514 01:20:40,092 --> 01:20:43,051 So, look. Month, day, year, time. 1515 01:20:43,052 --> 01:20:44,574 So, the month is, yeah, 1516 01:20:44,575 --> 01:20:46,315 we'll say... September. 1517 01:20:46,316 --> 01:20:47,969 So, nine, and the day. 1518 01:20:47,970 --> 01:20:49,796 Ah, let's say September 26th. Why not? 1519 01:20:49,797 --> 01:20:52,277 And then randomly 2008. 1520 01:20:52,278 --> 01:20:53,975 And then we'll say 10 in the morning, 1521 01:20:53,976 --> 01:20:56,499 just so that I've got lots of time. 1522 01:20:56,500 --> 01:20:58,805 There. See? 2008. It's gonna be like the end 1523 01:20:58,806 --> 01:21:00,677 of Back to the Future, but without any of the drama. 1524 01:21:00,678 --> 01:21:02,592 Oh! 1525 01:21:02,593 --> 01:21:04,637 8:50, okay, it's go time! 1526 01:21:04,638 --> 01:21:05,770 Okay! 1527 01:21:22,482 --> 01:21:24,222 Okay. 1528 01:21:25,703 --> 01:21:27,704 How you guys doing? 1529 01:21:27,705 --> 01:21:30,360 It's, uh— it's to catch the streetcar electricity. 1530 01:21:31,927 --> 01:21:33,188 You're allowed to do that? 1531 01:21:33,189 --> 01:21:34,885 Well, it's a one-time-only thing. 1532 01:21:36,844 --> 01:21:37,932 Oh, God! 1533 01:22:02,392 --> 01:22:03,783 You guys know what I'm doing, right? 1534 01:22:06,439 --> 01:22:08,092 What the hell? 1535 01:22:08,093 --> 01:22:11,140 I'm like Teen Wolf a little bit, right? 1536 01:22:12,184 --> 01:22:13,185 Matt! 1537 01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:15,447 We got a problem. 1538 01:22:15,448 --> 01:22:16,622 What? 1539 01:22:19,191 --> 01:22:20,713 What— What is it? 1540 01:22:20,714 --> 01:22:24,109 Look! It got disconnected from the top of the tower! 1541 01:22:25,937 --> 01:22:27,546 Oh, Matt, you didn't hook it up right! 1542 01:22:30,724 --> 01:22:31,855 Uh— uh— 1543 01:22:31,856 --> 01:22:33,596 Okay, I'll be right back. 1544 01:22:33,597 --> 01:22:35,467 I think— Hey, where you going? 1545 01:22:35,468 --> 01:22:37,121 Matt, where you going? 1546 01:22:37,122 --> 01:22:38,254 Matt! 1547 01:22:40,169 --> 01:22:41,866 Matt! Matt! 1548 01:22:42,998 --> 01:22:44,781 Uh, 1549 01:22:53,704 --> 01:22:55,009 Yo, you're on TV, bro! 1550 01:22:55,010 --> 01:22:55,879 What? 1551 01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:57,402 - Yo, for real! - No. 1552 01:22:57,403 --> 01:22:59,926 - You're on fucking TV! - No, no, no, no, it's good. 1553 01:23:04,497 --> 01:23:06,672 Tonight, we dive into the story that has captivated 1554 01:23:06,673 --> 01:23:10,067 the city of Toronto over the last 24 hours. 1555 01:23:10,068 --> 01:23:12,069 A shooting occurred in the tour bus 1556 01:23:12,070 --> 01:23:13,418 parked outside of the home 1557 01:23:13,419 --> 01:23:16,334 of Canadian rock star Jay McCarrol. 1558 01:23:16,335 --> 01:23:18,293 In the first major update of this case, 1559 01:23:18,294 --> 01:23:19,859 police are now reporting the shooter 1560 01:23:19,860 --> 01:23:21,861 is none other than Jay McCarrol himself. 1561 01:23:21,862 --> 01:23:23,602 That's right, Marci. He was last spotted 1562 01:23:23,603 --> 01:23:26,301 leaving the area just outside of his mansion. 1563 01:23:26,302 --> 01:23:27,998 His current whereabouts are unknown, 1564 01:23:27,999 --> 01:23:30,609 but police believe he may still be in the city. 1565 01:23:30,610 --> 01:23:32,481 Police are urging the public to report 1566 01:23:32,482 --> 01:23:34,613 any sightings of the rock star 1567 01:23:34,614 --> 01:23:37,834 while also cautioning them to keep their distance, 1568 01:23:37,835 --> 01:23:40,663 as he considered to be armed and dangerous. 1569 01:23:40,664 --> 01:23:42,621 The motive of the shooting is still unclear, 1570 01:23:42,622 --> 01:23:45,059 but witnesses report strange behaviour from Jay 1571 01:23:45,060 --> 01:23:47,974 starting when he entered his tour bus that day. 1572 01:23:47,975 --> 01:23:50,716 Oh. 1573 01:23:53,155 --> 01:23:56,026 We have breaking news out of downtown Toronto. 1574 01:23:56,027 --> 01:23:59,160 A man has been spotted on the tip of the CN Tower. 1575 01:23:59,161 --> 01:24:02,119 CP24's news chopper is on the scene 1576 01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:04,121 with a live look at the action. 1577 01:24:04,122 --> 01:24:05,340 Brad, tell us what you're seeing. 1578 01:24:05,341 --> 01:24:06,602 What exactly is this man doing? 1579 01:24:06,603 --> 01:24:07,559 Read that! 1580 01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:09,692 Breaking News: Man on CN Tower. 1581 01:24:09,693 --> 01:24:11,563 exactly what this man... 1582 01:24:22,227 --> 01:24:24,142 Oh! Okay. 1583 01:24:25,665 --> 01:24:27,013 I got it! 1584 01:24:27,014 --> 01:24:29,364 It looks like an extension cord 1585 01:24:29,365 --> 01:24:32,497 stretching all the way from the top of the tower 1586 01:24:32,498 --> 01:24:33,977 down to street level. 1587 01:24:42,334 --> 01:24:43,205 Yo, what! 1588 01:24:43,857 --> 01:24:45,294 Yo, what is gwanin? 1589 01:24:46,730 --> 01:24:48,993 Yo! What is gwanin? 1590 01:24:50,255 --> 01:24:52,214 What the fuck is gwanin? 1591 01:24:54,433 --> 01:24:57,567 Okay! 1592 01:25:10,971 --> 01:25:12,972 Matt, you did it! 1593 01:25:12,973 --> 01:25:14,974 It's all green! 1594 01:25:14,975 --> 01:25:16,889 Okay, good, I'm coming down! 1595 01:25:19,589 --> 01:25:21,285 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What'd you do? 1596 01:25:21,286 --> 01:25:23,113 I just plugged it in! What do you mean? 1597 01:25:23,114 --> 01:25:25,898 No, it's red now! It's red on the street. 1598 01:25:25,899 --> 01:25:26,899 On the street? 1599 01:25:32,428 --> 01:25:34,517 You moron, you ripped the cable out! 1600 01:25:35,735 --> 01:25:36,954 Oh, no! 1601 01:25:39,565 --> 01:25:40,827 Oh... 1602 01:25:44,396 --> 01:25:45,744 Matt, we are! 1603 01:25:45,745 --> 01:25:46,919 I'm sorry! 1604 01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:48,617 Jay, I'm sorry! 1605 01:25:48,618 --> 01:25:50,488 I have something figured out. 1606 01:25:50,489 --> 01:25:53,449 That I fell for another one of your stupid plans! 1607 01:25:59,194 --> 01:26:00,804 No! 1608 01:26:03,372 --> 01:26:04,416 Oh, Matt! 1609 01:26:06,070 --> 01:26:07,550 Oh, God! 1610 01:26:10,292 --> 01:26:13,338 Oh! Yeah! 1611 01:26:16,472 --> 01:26:18,213 Oh, my God! 1612 01:26:19,953 --> 01:26:21,041 Yeah! 1613 01:26:22,347 --> 01:26:24,348 Yeah! 1614 01:26:58,035 --> 01:27:00,863 Next stop King Street West. 1615 01:27:10,177 --> 01:27:12,222 Holy shit. 1616 01:27:17,837 --> 01:27:19,447 Excuse me! Sorry! 1617 01:27:24,322 --> 01:27:25,409 Okay. 1618 01:27:36,595 --> 01:27:37,943 Oh, 1619 01:27:37,944 --> 01:27:40,556 Oh, 1620 01:27:54,004 --> 01:27:55,614 Oh... 1621 01:27:59,836 --> 01:28:01,532 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 1622 01:28:06,799 --> 01:28:08,410 Oh! What the fuck? 1623 01:28:17,767 --> 01:28:18,985 Oh, my God! 1624 01:28:20,291 --> 01:28:21,944 How do I do this? 1625 01:28:33,652 --> 01:28:36,132 Oh! 1626 01:28:36,133 --> 01:28:37,525 Matt, what's going on, buddy? 1627 01:28:44,750 --> 01:28:46,708 You wanna— Do you wanna help me? 1628 01:28:46,709 --> 01:28:47,839 Sorry? 1629 01:28:47,840 --> 01:28:49,450 - Oh, you not from Toronto? - No. 1630 01:28:49,451 --> 01:28:50,581 Where you guys from? 1631 01:28:50,582 --> 01:28:52,322 - French! - From France or from Quebec? 1632 01:28:52,323 --> 01:28:53,889 Yeaaah. France! 1633 01:28:53,890 --> 01:28:55,543 - Oh, from France? Welcome to Toronto. - Yes. 1634 01:28:55,544 --> 01:28:58,589 How you doing? That's the CN Tower up there. 1635 01:28:58,590 --> 01:28:59,895 Yeah. 1636 01:28:59,896 --> 01:29:01,462 So, I'm trying to get my cable plugged in here, 1637 01:29:01,463 --> 01:29:02,854 but I can't, uh... Do you wanna hold 1638 01:29:02,855 --> 01:29:04,160 my walkie-talkie for me for a second? 1639 01:29:04,161 --> 01:29:05,510 Yeaaah of course! 1640 01:29:05,815 --> 01:29:07,598 Come on! You motherfucker. 1641 01:29:07,599 --> 01:29:09,208 Matt, what's going on with that cable? 1642 01:29:09,209 --> 01:29:11,428 Jesus... Can you press the return key? 1643 01:29:11,429 --> 01:29:12,777 - Where? - Like this, just press this. 1644 01:29:12,778 --> 01:29:14,083 Okay. 1645 01:29:14,084 --> 01:29:17,261 Bird, we have a problem, but I'm gonna fix it. 1646 01:29:18,393 --> 01:29:20,219 This is funny to you? 1647 01:29:20,220 --> 01:29:22,178 'Cause, like, my whole life is riding on this. 1648 01:29:32,232 --> 01:29:34,669 Pull over! 1649 01:29:34,670 --> 01:29:36,018 Oh, 1650 01:29:36,019 --> 01:29:37,628 - Pull over now! - No! 1651 01:29:37,629 --> 01:29:39,500 Pull over your vehicle— 1652 01:29:39,501 --> 01:29:40,414 No! 1653 01:30:03,438 --> 01:30:05,656 - Hypothetically... - Right. 1654 01:30:05,657 --> 01:30:08,964 If I wanted to go back... 1655 01:30:08,965 --> 01:30:10,531 two days...? 1656 01:30:10,532 --> 01:30:11,880 Two days ago? Why would you go— 1657 01:30:11,881 --> 01:30:13,708 What do you mean? Why would you go back? 1658 01:30:13,709 --> 01:30:16,101 I spilled some wine on my pants. 1659 01:30:16,102 --> 01:30:18,887 Or maybe I... 1660 01:30:18,888 --> 01:30:20,802 killed someone. 1661 01:30:25,460 --> 01:30:26,938 Hey, Matt. 1662 01:30:26,939 --> 01:30:28,592 Uh, everything's going good back here. 1663 01:30:28,593 --> 01:30:31,116 You haven't missed much. 1664 01:30:31,117 --> 01:30:32,770 I'm still at the spot, just waiting for you. 1665 01:30:32,771 --> 01:30:35,991 Uh, just wondering 1666 01:30:35,992 --> 01:30:39,647 the ETA on that cable connection. 1667 01:30:39,648 --> 01:30:42,432 Uh, just plug it in, and then you come back here, 1668 01:30:42,433 --> 01:30:44,479 and I'll be waiting here for you. 1669 01:30:45,131 --> 01:30:46,392 But here's the thing - 1670 01:30:46,393 --> 01:30:47,611 you'll get electrocuted. 1671 01:30:47,612 --> 01:30:49,570 Oh, it would be like in a movie, 1672 01:30:49,571 --> 01:30:51,963 like, where the electricity goes right through my body. 1673 01:30:51,964 --> 01:30:54,226 - Yeah. - And I turn into a skeleton. 1674 01:31:13,246 --> 01:31:16,379 Oh! Oh, yeah! 1675 01:31:16,380 --> 01:31:18,033 Woo-hoo-hoo! 1676 01:33:14,846 --> 01:33:15,933 Jay! 1677 01:33:15,934 --> 01:33:17,544 I figured it out! 1678 01:33:20,809 --> 01:33:22,418 Okay, so... 1679 01:33:22,419 --> 01:33:24,463 This plan is called 1680 01:33:24,464 --> 01:33:28,206 the Seventh Inning... 1681 01:33:28,207 --> 01:33:30,035 Skydive. 1682 01:33:31,515 --> 01:33:35,387 So, step one: we skydive... 1683 01:33:35,388 --> 01:33:39,217 into the... SkyDome. 1684 01:33:39,218 --> 01:33:41,306 We, during a game, 1685 01:33:41,307 --> 01:33:44,570 go up the CN Tower... 1686 01:33:46,748 --> 01:33:48,271 Matt? 1687 01:33:50,882 --> 01:33:54,058 You know, maybe we should go early, 1688 01:33:54,059 --> 01:33:56,235 just in case the weather gets bad and they shut the dome? 1689 01:33:58,498 --> 01:34:00,064 The wea... Oh. Yeah. 1690 01:34:00,065 --> 01:34:01,718 Okay, yeah, that's a good point. 1691 01:34:01,719 --> 01:34:04,242 Yeah, we don't wanna get caught on the roof of the... 1692 01:34:04,243 --> 01:34:06,288 Yeah, okay, sure, so, we'll go early. 1693 01:34:06,289 --> 01:34:07,899 Uh, right, go early. 1694 01:34:09,292 --> 01:34:13,774 Okay. So, here's the plan.