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Stop. Stop.

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Gary, what the fuck?

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Court order for asset seizure.

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You gotta pay your property taxes, Maddie.

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No, this is a mistake.
I'm negotiating a payment schedule.

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Guess they're done negotiating.

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So they're taking my car?
I'm an Uber driver.

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Not my problem.

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How am I supposed
to pay their taxes just bartending?

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My problem is that
you just went radio silent on me.

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Is that what this is about?

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No, I also have a contract
with the county,

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but I'm saying,

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a little explanation about why
I never heard from you again

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would've been nice.

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You can't just ghost people.
Three months is not nothing.

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It was three months? Felt longer.
In a good way.

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Wait, Gary, please stop.

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You were right, okay?

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My feelings for you were so intense
that I got scared.

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I freaked out.

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Is that true?

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Of course it's true, you big dummy.

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Last night, I was doing laundry,
and I thought to myself:

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"I miss that fucker. I miss hearing
about what the Jets were doing wrong."

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What you would do differently
if you ran the team.

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- They'd be so much better, right?
- So much better.

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The other day, I saw a green sock,
and I was like, that's Gary's.

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This feels good.

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Just say my car wasn't here, okay?

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Yeah. You know what?

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I will do that
because it's not gonna be here.

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What...? That's my cousin.

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He's from Italy.

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Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin.

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He's my second cousin.
That's their culture.

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- Have you ever been to Italy?
- I wanted closure, and I got closure.

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- Thank you.
- Gary, come on.

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- It was just a fling.
- No, no, it wasn't, not to me.

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My sister was right about you.

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Wait, your sister who was arrested
for elder abuse?

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Okay, Gary.

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There's something
seriously wrong with you.

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You think you're so perfect?

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You're indecisive, which is annoying.

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Okay, Gary, I'm sorry.
Will you drop me off?

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I'm bartending at the Claw today.

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God. You know...

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I just can't decide.

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You're an asshole.

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You think I chose this?

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Hi, Gary. What can I get you?

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Let me get a banana bread.

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Actually. Wait, hold on.

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Yeah, I gotta go lemon loaf.

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I'm gonna...

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I want a heated, um...

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- That's gonna be 4.50.
- Right.

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Um...

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Come on.

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Hey.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Trying to save my house, Gary!

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- You got it?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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No. No, no, no.

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Come on, man.

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You gotta get it together, Maddie.

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One more infraction
and you lose your license.

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Lot of good a license is gonna do me
when I don't have a car.

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My mom left me that house.

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It's paid off. Can they do this?

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If you haven't paid your taxes, they can.

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So these rich fucks move in
and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit.

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Good news is
you have till September 1st.

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- You'll pay it off.
- Not without a car, man.

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Any idea how much money I lose
every day I'm not Ubering?

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Summer's when I make my nut for the year.

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I get it.

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These people are moving in,
trying to push me out?

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Do you have any idea what that feels like?

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- Course you do. Thanks.
- Mm-hm.

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- See you on the water.
- All right.

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Come on, dawg. You know how we do.

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The new house is right on the water.

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I tore down the old place. Gotta come out.

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G and T with lime.

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Yeah, I take him out on the boat,
like, every day.

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We're not open until noon.

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Know what, bro?
Let me call you right back.

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Um...

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It is noon.

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It's 11:57.

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Got it.

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Now what time is it?

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It's 11:56.

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- Give it back.
- Why don't you wait on your boat?

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I'll blow the foghorn when we're open.

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The fuck's wrong?
I just asked for a drink.

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Hey, hey, hey. Stop that.
What is going on here?

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Sir, I will make your drink for you.

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Good Lord.

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You know what, fuck that.
You need to fire her.

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I can't. She has a disability.

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What? No, I don't.

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- You don't?
- No.

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- That's the reason why I hired you.
- Bullshit.

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You know what? We cannot start off
the summer like this, okay?

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You could be a bitch
any other month of the year.

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Be a bitch in October.
Be a bitch in March.

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Don't be a bitch in June. Okay?

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These people keep our lights on.

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These people are the reason
I'm losing my house.

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Sorry, Fern.
I'm having a shitty morning.

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Yeah, I see that.

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You know what helps me?

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Folding napkins.

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Oh, this car's only $1000.

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Oh, no, that's just the tires.

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You're not gonna find anything
on Craigslist. I've looked.

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You could always sell your kidney.

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You could sell your hair,
your plasma, your eggs.

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The human body's a cash cow.
People don't understand that.

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Jim, I can feel our baby getting dumber.

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I'm just trying to help.

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You could always rent the house out.

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No. Ugh. I can't stand the thought
of those summer people

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being in my house.

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Oh! Hey, hey. Look at this.

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"Need a car for college?

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Date our 19-year-old son this summer.

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He's a wonderful young man,
extremely smart, but socially very shy.

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He's never had a girlfriend.
We've tried everything.

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We're looking for an attractive,
kind, intelligent woman,

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early to mid-20s,

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to date him and bring him out of his shell
before he leaves for college in the fall.

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In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal,
clean, rust-free, 40K miles.

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Serious inquiries only."

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"Date" is in quotes.

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- It's gotta be a joke, right?
- No.

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Have you seen
these helicopter parents?

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They'll do everything for their kids.

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I'm surprised they're not gonna
fuck him themselves.

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It does say early to mid-20s, though.

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- That's okay. I can pass for that.
- Okay.

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You won't even rent your house out,

146
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but now you'll rent out your vag?

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Jim, the adults are talking.

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Oh, just 'cause I'm a guy,
I can't express an opinion?

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- Exactly. Yeah, shut up.
- Yeah.

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You have a Road Runner tattoo
covering your entire back.

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I don't think you should tell anybody
what to do with their body.

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What about an OnlyFans page?

153
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What's an OnlyFans page, Jim?

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That would take too long.
I need a car now.

155
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I'm just surprised you're actually
considering this. That's all.

156
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I've had a one-night stand before
and gotten zero Buick Regals for it.

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Babe, you don't know this, but women have
all sorts of reasons for having sex.

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I had sex once because I didn't want
to commute in the morning.

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I've had sex once
to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.

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I had sex once on a first date

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- 'cause I thought he was gonna kill me.
- Jesus.

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- You're with me now, babe.
- She's talking about you, dumb-ass.

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Yeah! Epic!

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Waves are firing. No tourists.

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- You guys are missing out.
- It's probably not even real.

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It would be the fastest way to get a car.

167
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Oh, yeah. Kid would cream his shorts
as soon as he saw you.

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- Then you can just drive right home.
- Oh, my God.

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- Jim.
- You want my opinion?

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These people use us.
So why don't we use them?

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I just know my mom would've wanted me
to save that house.

172
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Yeah. Things are so expensive here now.

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You think I wanna wait tables
after teaching kids all year?

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Listen to me.

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If you're really in a pinch,
you can use our van.

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I'll send Sara to fuck the kid instead.

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00:11:06,111 --> 00:11:07,821
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Jim.

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00:11:07,821 --> 00:11:09,781
I'm just trying to keep it light.

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You think a kid wants to have sex with you
in your current condition?

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- Get back into the sea.
- Just opened a beer.

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Go to the sea.

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- It's cold as fuck—
- Go in the ocean.

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Might just keep paddling.

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Maddie.

185
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- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

186
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Hey.

187
00:13:08,942 --> 00:13:11,653
- Any trouble finding the place?
- No.

188
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No. Found it.

189
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Oh, well, welcome to our home.

190
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I'm Allison and this is my husband, Laird.

191
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Layered? Like lasagna?

192
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Lasagna? No. Laird.

193
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Laird. Am I saying that right?

194
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Yeah, one syllable. Laird.

195
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Okay.

196
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- Just call me Laird.
- I can't.

197
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So should I come up,
or do you wanna come down here?

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- Come on.
- Yeah, come on up.

199
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- That'd be great.
- Come on up.

200
00:13:52,277 --> 00:13:54,154
I just want you to know,

201
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we have the utmost respect
for sex workers.

202
00:13:57,658 --> 00:13:58,909
I am, uh...

203
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not a sex worker.

204
00:14:00,494 --> 00:14:03,038
- Not that there's anything wrong.
- Oh, no.

205
00:14:03,914 --> 00:14:08,502
So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself.

206
00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:10,629
- Where you from?
- Uh, here, actually.

207
00:14:10,629 --> 00:14:12,089
Wow, a local.

208
00:14:12,089 --> 00:14:13,382
I'm jealous.

209
00:14:13,382 --> 00:14:15,676
You get to live in paradise all year long.

210
00:14:15,676 --> 00:14:18,971
I meant to ask this on the phone,
but how old are you?

211
00:14:18,971 --> 00:14:19,888
Well...

212
00:14:20,472 --> 00:14:26,061
I know you were looking for someone
early to mid-20s.

213
00:14:26,061 --> 00:14:28,522
- I'm slightly older.
- Right. How old?

214
00:14:29,356 --> 00:14:30,399
I just turned 29.

215
00:14:30,399 --> 00:14:31,858
- Recently?
- Last year.

216
00:14:31,858 --> 00:14:33,610
- So you're 29?
- Last year.

217
00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:36,405
And how old are you, like, right now?

218
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- One more year older.
- So 30.

219
00:14:38,365 --> 00:14:40,284
Yeah. 32.

220
00:14:42,077 --> 00:14:42,911
I...

221
00:14:43,662 --> 00:14:44,788
May I be frank?

222
00:14:46,707 --> 00:14:49,835
I'm assuming that I'm here
because you haven't found anyone yet,

223
00:14:49,835 --> 00:14:51,920
and the reason
you haven't found anyone yet

224
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is because young girls are idiots.

225
00:14:55,048 --> 00:14:56,925
That's not their fault. They're young.

226
00:14:56,925 --> 00:14:58,010
But...

227
00:14:58,010 --> 00:15:00,596
this is your son we're talking about.

228
00:15:01,138 --> 00:15:05,017
What you need is someone
who looks like a peer,

229
00:15:05,017 --> 00:15:07,853
but has the maturity
to be able to handle this

230
00:15:07,853 --> 00:15:11,565
with the tact and sensitivity
the situation requires.

231
00:15:12,357 --> 00:15:13,900
- She's good.
- Good.

232
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:15,277
- Good answer.
- Mm-hm.

233
00:15:16,486 --> 00:15:18,947
We've just been so worried about our son.

234
00:15:19,656 --> 00:15:23,619
Percy is so loving,
and he is so sensitive,

235
00:15:23,619 --> 00:15:25,704
and he's extremely bright.

236
00:15:25,704 --> 00:15:27,831
Yeah, he's going to Princeton next year.

237
00:15:27,831 --> 00:15:29,249
Oh, I've heard of it.

238
00:15:29,249 --> 00:15:31,543
He's an amazing musician,
but he won't play for anyone.

239
00:15:31,543 --> 00:15:34,379
He's just having
a lot of trouble socially.

240
00:15:34,379 --> 00:15:35,714
You know, and as a mother,

241
00:15:35,714 --> 00:15:38,634
that's just been really hard to watch
these past four years.

242
00:15:38,634 --> 00:15:41,970
He's always on his phone,
doesn't come out of his room,

243
00:15:41,970 --> 00:15:45,432
he doesn't have any friends,
he doesn't talk to girls.

244
00:15:45,432 --> 00:15:49,186
Doesn't drink, doesn't go to parties,
doesn't drive.

245
00:15:49,186 --> 00:15:50,854
Doesn't do anything that I did.

246
00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:54,066
We can't send him to college like that.

247
00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:55,317
He'd never make it.

248
00:15:55,317 --> 00:15:57,945
Well, that's why
you called a professional.

249
00:15:57,945 --> 00:16:01,531
Not a professional,
just a girl who needs a car.

250
00:16:01,531 --> 00:16:05,202
Yeah. We didn't come by this easily.

251
00:16:05,953 --> 00:16:08,413
We tried everything
to bring him out of his shell.

252
00:16:09,081 --> 00:16:12,501
- We're at the end of our rope.
- I was shy when I was Percy's age.

253
00:16:12,501 --> 00:16:15,420
But I dated this girl
right before I went to college,

254
00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:17,798
and she really opened me up sexually.

255
00:16:17,798 --> 00:16:18,715
Okay.

256
00:16:18,715 --> 00:16:19,675
- Barbara.
- Mm-mm.

257
00:16:19,675 --> 00:16:22,344
Anyway, by the time I got to college,

258
00:16:22,344 --> 00:16:25,097
I was out of my shell and thriving.

259
00:16:25,097 --> 00:16:28,392
- Yes, and that's what we want for Percy.
- Is this him?

260
00:16:28,392 --> 00:16:29,309
Yes.

261
00:16:32,604 --> 00:16:34,731
- Wow, he's adorable.
- Isn't he?

262
00:16:34,731 --> 00:16:35,816
Mm-hm.

263
00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:37,484
So...

264
00:16:38,568 --> 00:16:39,569
how does this work?

265
00:16:39,569 --> 00:16:42,239
The honor system or...?

266
00:16:42,239 --> 00:16:44,741
- That, and we know his passcode.
- Mm-hm.

267
00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:47,119
And he's not gay?

268
00:16:47,119 --> 00:16:49,371
No. We've seen his Internet history.

269
00:16:49,371 --> 00:16:51,999
Yeah, the porn is graphic, but not gay.

270
00:16:51,999 --> 00:16:55,335
A little gay. Large groups of people.

271
00:16:55,335 --> 00:16:56,628
Hm.

272
00:16:56,628 --> 00:17:01,008
Not to look a gift horse in the mouth,
but does it have to be a Buick?

273
00:17:01,925 --> 00:17:03,969
- It's just what Dad drove.
- Mm.

274
00:17:03,969 --> 00:17:07,764
Okay, then, why don't you date Percy
and the Buick is yours?

275
00:17:07,764 --> 00:17:10,641
And don't just "date" him, you know?

276
00:17:10,641 --> 00:17:12,436
Get to know him, 'cause he's a good kid.

277
00:17:12,436 --> 00:17:14,855
So when you say date him,

278
00:17:14,855 --> 00:17:18,149
do you mean date him or date him?

279
00:17:18,859 --> 00:17:20,694
- Yes.
- Yeah, that's correct.

280
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,071
- Date him.
- Date him hard.

281
00:17:23,071 --> 00:17:24,156
Okay.

282
00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:26,283
I'll date his brains out.

283
00:17:26,283 --> 00:17:28,785
So is he in his room?
Should I jump out and surprise him?

284
00:17:28,785 --> 00:17:30,704
No. No, no, no. He's not here.

285
00:17:30,704 --> 00:17:32,998
He can't know about this.
Nobody can know about this.

286
00:17:32,998 --> 00:17:35,834
Nobody can know about this.

287
00:17:36,418 --> 00:17:38,921
Also, it would devastate him,
which would defeat the purpose

288
00:17:38,921 --> 00:17:40,797
of building up his confidence.

289
00:17:40,797 --> 00:17:42,299
Right. Right.

290
00:17:42,299 --> 00:17:45,260
He volunteers at the animal shelter
from 10 to 6.

291
00:17:45,260 --> 00:17:49,181
We thought maybe you could go
and act like you want to adopt a dog.

292
00:17:49,181 --> 00:17:50,891
And I don't see this happening,

293
00:17:50,891 --> 00:17:55,187
but if Percy dates somebody
the organic way...

294
00:17:55,187 --> 00:17:57,564
- Got it. Better get to work.
- Yeah.

295
00:18:11,036 --> 00:18:13,413
I'm drifting.
I'm drifting, I'm drifting, I'm drifting.

296
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:55,289
Hi. Can I interest you
in some unconditional love?

297
00:18:55,289 --> 00:18:58,417
- Looking for something to slobber on you?
- Can he help me?

298
00:18:59,376 --> 00:19:02,838
Well, he mostly works with the dogs.
I deal with the people.

299
00:19:03,922 --> 00:19:05,382
But you have a weird energy.

300
00:19:05,382 --> 00:19:07,384
Don't worry, I've been neutered.

301
00:19:07,384 --> 00:19:09,052
I want him.

302
00:19:10,804 --> 00:19:12,598
Percy, can you help this lady?

303
00:19:17,519 --> 00:19:18,854
Mind if I touch your wiener?

304
00:19:19,563 --> 00:19:21,523
- What?
- Your dog.

305
00:19:22,441 --> 00:19:23,275
Oh.

306
00:19:23,692 --> 00:19:24,693
Yeah.

307
00:19:25,485 --> 00:19:26,320
Um...

308
00:19:26,778 --> 00:19:28,071
How can I help you?

309
00:19:28,071 --> 00:19:29,823
Um, I want to adopt a dog.

310
00:19:29,823 --> 00:19:31,408
Oh, yeah. Sure.

311
00:19:33,368 --> 00:19:35,412
Um... great.

312
00:19:37,873 --> 00:19:39,041
Um...

313
00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:41,126
- That's a cool cartoon.
- It's anime.

314
00:19:41,126 --> 00:19:43,462
Yeah, animated. That's what I said.

315
00:19:44,546 --> 00:19:46,298
Um, excuse me. I need your help.

316
00:19:46,298 --> 00:19:48,216
Oh, sorry, sorry. Okay.

317
00:19:48,216 --> 00:19:50,010
What kind of dog are you looking to adopt?

318
00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:52,137
Well, I wish I could adopt them all.

319
00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:53,931
Which is the most fucked up?

320
00:19:55,182 --> 00:19:58,185
Um, the most messed up is Milo.

321
00:19:58,185 --> 00:19:59,895
This is Milo. Um...

322
00:19:59,895 --> 00:20:01,730
He's been here the longest.

323
00:20:02,439 --> 00:20:03,273
Um...

324
00:20:04,066 --> 00:20:07,527
He was a drug dog for the state police,
but they forced him into retirement

325
00:20:07,527 --> 00:20:10,739
because he got addicted to C-O-C-A-I-N-E.

326
00:20:10,739 --> 00:20:11,823
Cocaine?

327
00:20:11,823 --> 00:20:13,700
No! Milo!

328
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:14,952
Milo. Milo.

329
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:18,163
If he hears the word, he gets triggered.

330
00:20:18,163 --> 00:20:20,123
Sorry, Milo. I'm fresh out.

331
00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:23,502
It's okay. It's okay. Um...

332
00:20:23,502 --> 00:20:25,212
I have to ask you a couple questions

333
00:20:25,212 --> 00:20:27,589
just to make sure
you're a suitable candidate.

334
00:20:28,507 --> 00:20:30,384
We have to do it with everyone.
It's the rules.

335
00:20:30,384 --> 00:20:32,344
Oh, a little rule follower, huh?

336
00:20:32,344 --> 00:20:34,638
Yeah, they're super important.

337
00:20:34,638 --> 00:20:37,641
So is there, like,
an office or somewhere private?

338
00:20:39,059 --> 00:20:40,102
An office.

339
00:20:40,102 --> 00:20:41,895
- Come right this way.
- Great.

340
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:45,274
Maddie Barker.

341
00:20:46,775 --> 00:20:48,360
I feel so far from you.

342
00:21:14,845 --> 00:21:16,805
Um... Spouse?

343
00:21:17,556 --> 00:21:19,975
Um, currently single.

344
00:21:19,975 --> 00:21:21,184
Thank God too.

345
00:21:21,184 --> 00:21:23,812
You can just have more fun.
Be spontaneous.

346
00:21:23,812 --> 00:21:25,063
"Unmarried."

347
00:21:25,897 --> 00:21:26,732
Children?

348
00:21:27,399 --> 00:21:29,443
No. God, no. Too young.

349
00:21:29,443 --> 00:21:31,945
Having fun still. Meeting new people.
I love that.

350
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,156
"Childless."

351
00:21:36,617 --> 00:21:38,076
Why do you want to adopt a dog?

352
00:21:38,076 --> 00:21:40,370
Because I can't have dogs of my own.

353
00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:47,669
And, uh, what do you plan to do
with the dog if you move?

354
00:21:47,669 --> 00:21:48,962
I'm not moving.

355
00:21:49,546 --> 00:21:50,547
Well, if you did.

356
00:21:50,547 --> 00:21:52,883
I have lived here my whole life.
I'm not going anywhere.

357
00:21:52,883 --> 00:21:55,052
Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to pry.

358
00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:56,762
No. Pry.

359
00:21:57,763 --> 00:21:59,139
Pry me open.

360
00:22:03,477 --> 00:22:04,478
Um...

361
00:22:08,106 --> 00:22:09,650
Oh, what? Already?

362
00:22:10,233 --> 00:22:11,860
Um, okay. Sorry.

363
00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:14,112
I'll have to send this application
up to my supervisor.

364
00:22:14,112 --> 00:22:16,448
Come on. There's gotta be more questions.

365
00:22:16,448 --> 00:22:19,743
Yes, there are,
but I have to start closing up.

366
00:22:19,743 --> 00:22:22,037
So, um, yeah.
You can come back another day, though.

367
00:22:22,621 --> 00:22:24,790
I might not want a dog another day.

368
00:22:24,790 --> 00:22:27,584
I want a dog right now.

369
00:22:27,584 --> 00:22:30,379
Well, then,
pet ownership may not be for you.

370
00:22:30,379 --> 00:22:36,551
You sound a lot like the kind of person
we would normally take a dog from.

371
00:22:37,886 --> 00:22:39,554
How about I give you a ride home?

372
00:22:39,554 --> 00:22:41,098
And we can keep talking?

373
00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:44,226
- You're on the way.
- How do you know where I live?

374
00:22:44,810 --> 00:22:46,270
Your parents told me.

375
00:22:46,270 --> 00:22:49,106
- What?
- It's on your school bag.

376
00:22:54,945 --> 00:22:56,780
Everything under control?

377
00:22:56,780 --> 00:23:00,534
Hey, Crispin, what's the company policy
about leaving early?

378
00:23:00,534 --> 00:23:03,078
It's like we super can't do that, right?

379
00:23:03,078 --> 00:23:05,330
Would that be, you know, frowned upon?

380
00:23:05,330 --> 00:23:07,457
Oh, come on. Let's go.

381
00:23:07,457 --> 00:23:08,375
Okay.

382
00:23:09,001 --> 00:23:10,043
Okay.

383
00:23:10,043 --> 00:23:11,753
You can finish alone, right?

384
00:23:11,753 --> 00:23:13,213
Bet you do it all the time.

385
00:23:13,213 --> 00:23:14,423
- Uh...
- Thanks.

386
00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:15,966
Bye.

387
00:23:17,342 --> 00:23:18,176
Okay, then.

388
00:23:19,011 --> 00:23:19,845
Approved.

389
00:23:24,349 --> 00:23:27,102
- That's your car?
- It is for tonight.

390
00:23:29,062 --> 00:23:30,897
Actually, you know what?

391
00:23:30,897 --> 00:23:33,900
This sucks, but I just remembered
I rode my bike here, so...

392
00:23:34,568 --> 00:23:37,029
This is what— I'll go on this.

393
00:23:37,029 --> 00:23:38,196
Well, that's okay.

394
00:23:41,074 --> 00:23:42,534
I can just throw it in the back.

395
00:23:43,410 --> 00:23:44,745
You can ride up front with me.

396
00:23:49,583 --> 00:23:51,126
Oh, come on. I won't bite.

397
00:23:53,337 --> 00:23:54,713
Unless you want me to.

398
00:23:58,425 --> 00:24:00,594
Okay. But no biting.

399
00:24:04,723 --> 00:24:07,225
I mean, yeah, whatever.
I've been with girls a couple times.

400
00:24:07,768 --> 00:24:10,604
- Where's the rest of my seat belt?
- It's a lap belt.

401
00:24:10,604 --> 00:24:13,774
Just pretend you're on an airplane.
I'll be your flight attendant.

402
00:24:14,524 --> 00:24:16,652
Why is the flight attendant
flying the plane?

403
00:24:16,652 --> 00:24:18,820
I've killed the pilot
and taken over the plane.

404
00:24:18,820 --> 00:24:20,113
You're my hostage.

405
00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:34,670
- This isn't the way to my house.
- It's a shortcut.

406
00:24:50,894 --> 00:24:52,896
Give me that. What are you doing?

407
00:24:52,896 --> 00:24:55,148
Our generation and our phones, huh?

408
00:24:58,610 --> 00:24:59,903
We're home.

409
00:25:01,863 --> 00:25:02,906
Okay.

410
00:25:05,826 --> 00:25:07,578
Ooh.

411
00:25:07,578 --> 00:25:10,205
What you got down there? Something for me?

412
00:25:14,334 --> 00:25:15,836
Oh, fuck!

413
00:25:26,430 --> 00:25:27,764
Oh!

414
00:25:28,432 --> 00:25:29,433
Why?

415
00:25:29,433 --> 00:25:30,934
You tried kidnapping me!

416
00:25:30,934 --> 00:25:34,021
I can't kidnap you. You're 19. Grow up.

417
00:25:34,021 --> 00:25:36,440
You put me in a van and you took my phone.

418
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:40,736
If I were kidnapping you, would I give you
all my personal information first?

419
00:25:40,736 --> 00:25:43,614
God! Why couldn't you have used
your rape whistle?

420
00:25:43,614 --> 00:25:45,157
Why would I have a rape whistle?

421
00:25:45,157 --> 00:25:47,200
Why do you have fucking Mace?

422
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,869
Sorry.

423
00:25:49,578 --> 00:25:52,456
Will you get the hose, please? Please.

424
00:25:55,792 --> 00:25:57,002
Uh...

425
00:25:57,002 --> 00:25:59,087
- It's broken.
- Is the water on?

426
00:25:59,087 --> 00:26:02,007
- You have to turn the water on?
- Are you fucking with me?

427
00:26:02,007 --> 00:26:04,343
- I thought maybe it was already on.
- The spigot.

428
00:26:04,343 --> 00:26:05,802
- The spigot.
- Oh, okay.

429
00:26:06,511 --> 00:26:07,346
God.

430
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,352
God. Fuck.

431
00:26:13,352 --> 00:26:15,062
- Stop spraying me with it.
- I'm sorry.

432
00:26:15,062 --> 00:26:16,730
I'm trying to help. I'm sorry.

433
00:26:19,024 --> 00:26:20,943
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

434
00:26:20,943 --> 00:26:22,027
I'm sorry.

435
00:26:22,027 --> 00:26:23,862
I'm sorry.

436
00:26:24,404 --> 00:26:26,114
I didn't know
what you were trying to do.

437
00:26:27,157 --> 00:26:29,910
- I just thought you were hot.
- You think I'm hot?

438
00:26:29,910 --> 00:26:33,121
Yeah. I think you're super hot.

439
00:26:33,789 --> 00:26:34,623
Well...

440
00:26:34,623 --> 00:26:36,375
Maybe we should go on a date, then?

441
00:26:38,210 --> 00:26:39,544
I'll go throw another dress on.

442
00:26:39,544 --> 00:26:43,465
Oh, no, I didn't mean now.
I meant, you know, tomorrow. Like...

443
00:26:44,216 --> 00:26:45,050
a real date.

444
00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:46,134
Oh.

445
00:26:47,177 --> 00:26:48,553
Yeah, that's better.

446
00:26:49,179 --> 00:26:50,222
Okay.

447
00:26:50,222 --> 00:26:51,348
Tomorrow, then.

448
00:26:57,187 --> 00:26:58,647
Thank you for the ride.

449
00:27:01,149 --> 00:27:01,984
Bye.

450
00:27:06,655 --> 00:27:08,991
Can't believe
this kid is going to Princeton.

451
00:27:08,991 --> 00:27:10,158
He's dumb as shit.

452
00:27:10,158 --> 00:27:13,954
He's just afraid of the world.
They all are. Grew up in bubble wrap.

453
00:27:13,954 --> 00:27:18,208
My cousin, she's 20. Still lives at home.
Won't go outside without a helmet.

454
00:27:19,418 --> 00:27:20,627
It might be a medical thing.

455
00:27:20,627 --> 00:27:23,755
You know, the problem is the parents.
They baby him.

456
00:27:23,755 --> 00:27:26,800
Anyway, I'll need the van tonight
for my big date.

457
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:27,968
- No.
- What?

458
00:27:27,968 --> 00:27:28,885
No.

459
00:27:28,885 --> 00:27:30,804
It's gonna take me a week
to air that thing out.

460
00:27:30,804 --> 00:27:33,265
Sara's pregnant.
I can't have her breathing those fumes.

461
00:27:33,265 --> 00:27:35,851
Ask Fern to borrow that Claw car.

462
00:27:37,311 --> 00:27:38,812
That'll drop his panties.

463
00:27:42,983 --> 00:27:44,818
- Hey, Mel.
- Hi, Mel.

464
00:27:44,818 --> 00:27:46,111
Hey, guys.

465
00:27:46,945 --> 00:27:48,322
Did you hear about Mel?

466
00:27:48,322 --> 00:27:50,866
She got herself a sugar daddy.

467
00:27:50,866 --> 00:27:52,159
You could do that.

468
00:27:52,159 --> 00:27:55,287
Then you wouldn't have to worry
about a car or property taxes.

469
00:27:55,287 --> 00:27:59,207
No. No way I'm gonna be on call
to some rich asshole all summer.

470
00:27:59,207 --> 00:28:03,295
If you see me doing that,
it means I've compromised who I am,

471
00:28:03,295 --> 00:28:05,631
and you can kill me
because I've given up.

472
00:28:06,548 --> 00:28:09,760
I should have this Buick by now,
but this kid is unfuckable.

473
00:28:55,555 --> 00:28:59,017
Well, you look like an accountant
in the Bahamas.

474
00:29:00,686 --> 00:29:02,938
It was too hot for pants.

475
00:29:04,815 --> 00:29:07,109
- Hi.
- Hi.

476
00:29:07,693 --> 00:29:10,237
I'm so glad we're doing this.
A date was a great idea.

477
00:29:10,237 --> 00:29:11,863
Am I allowed to be here?

478
00:29:11,863 --> 00:29:13,574
Oh, yeah. I know the owner. It's fine.

479
00:29:13,574 --> 00:29:15,492
It's just that I'm not 21.

480
00:29:15,492 --> 00:29:16,994
That doesn't matter here.

481
00:29:16,994 --> 00:29:18,870
I think it's a federal law, but...

482
00:29:23,584 --> 00:29:25,627
Where is the waitress?

483
00:29:25,627 --> 00:29:28,171
I just hope my parents don't find out
that I'm here.

484
00:29:28,922 --> 00:29:29,923
Do they come here?

485
00:29:29,923 --> 00:29:31,717
No, no. They track my phone.

486
00:29:31,717 --> 00:29:34,678
Wow, okay. Do they microchip you too?

487
00:29:37,889 --> 00:29:39,308
There she is, the Flash.

488
00:29:39,308 --> 00:29:40,809
What do you want, Maddie?

489
00:29:40,809 --> 00:29:43,687
Uh, a Long Island iced tea for me, and...

490
00:29:43,687 --> 00:29:45,689
- Pepsi, please.
- We only have Coke.

491
00:29:46,273 --> 00:29:47,107
Oh.

492
00:29:48,275 --> 00:29:50,861
- Do you wanna go somewhere else?
- Uh, no, Percy.

493
00:29:50,861 --> 00:29:52,571
He'll have a Long Island iced tea too.

494
00:29:53,155 --> 00:29:54,156
Okay.

495
00:29:54,156 --> 00:29:55,073
Thank you.

496
00:29:58,911 --> 00:30:00,037
I'm really tense.

497
00:30:00,746 --> 00:30:02,164
Why? Is everything okay?

498
00:30:02,164 --> 00:30:07,210
Yeah, I just— I had this really
intense dream about you last night.

499
00:30:07,210 --> 00:30:08,295
Don't ask.

500
00:30:08,879 --> 00:30:10,756
Of course. That's private.

501
00:30:10,756 --> 00:30:12,299
Do you ever have those?

502
00:30:12,299 --> 00:30:14,551
Uh, intense dreams? Um...

503
00:30:15,636 --> 00:30:17,429
Actually, uh, yeah.

504
00:30:17,429 --> 00:30:18,597
Tell me.

505
00:30:19,765 --> 00:30:21,600
You know Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad?

506
00:30:22,517 --> 00:30:23,352
Okay.

507
00:30:23,352 --> 00:30:28,106
I had this one dream
where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog.

508
00:30:28,106 --> 00:30:31,485
So she'd locked me
in one of the dog cages

509
00:30:31,485 --> 00:30:33,445
and dragged me back to her hideout.

510
00:30:33,445 --> 00:30:36,531
I kicked at the cage and screamed.

511
00:30:36,531 --> 00:30:37,699
And that made you come?

512
00:30:38,075 --> 00:30:39,743
Uh... I did not.

513
00:30:40,410 --> 00:30:41,828
How the fuck is that a sex dream?

514
00:30:42,829 --> 00:30:44,623
You asked me if I have intense dreams.

515
00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:48,502
You're right.
I should've been more specific.

516
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,756
I used to have nightmares about this song
when I was a kid.

517
00:30:53,590 --> 00:30:54,424
Why?

518
00:30:54,424 --> 00:30:57,678
'Cause it's about a monster.
A man-eater.

519
00:30:58,512 --> 00:31:02,808
"She only comes out at night.
Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."

520
00:31:04,393 --> 00:31:06,353
I don't think
that's what the song is about.

521
00:31:06,353 --> 00:31:07,562
I'll look into that.

522
00:31:07,562 --> 00:31:10,607
Long Island iced tea
for America's sweetheart,

523
00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:11,817
and one for the boy.

524
00:31:11,817 --> 00:31:14,069
Oh, uh, good news, by the way.

525
00:31:14,069 --> 00:31:15,862
Um, we got some new dogs in today.

526
00:31:15,862 --> 00:31:17,823
So, you know, if you're still looking...

527
00:31:21,827 --> 00:31:23,829
This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.

528
00:31:23,829 --> 00:31:25,581
Percy, you're going to college soon.

529
00:31:25,581 --> 00:31:27,666
You're gonna have to learn how to drink.

530
00:31:27,666 --> 00:31:29,793
You can't go your whole life
scared of everything.

531
00:31:29,793 --> 00:31:31,712
I'm not scared of everything.

532
00:31:31,712 --> 00:31:33,255
Come on. Open up.

533
00:31:33,255 --> 00:31:34,506
Have your medicine.

534
00:31:34,506 --> 00:31:36,341
- Come on, baby bird.
- I don't like it.

535
00:31:36,341 --> 00:31:38,010
- Oh, shit.
- Well, well,

536
00:31:38,010 --> 00:31:40,262
look at what the tide dragged in.

537
00:31:41,346 --> 00:31:42,389
Hello, Travis.

538
00:31:43,307 --> 00:31:45,642
Well, I don't know if you heard,
but, uh...

539
00:31:47,352 --> 00:31:48,895
That's great. Congratulations.

540
00:31:48,895 --> 00:31:50,856
- Congratulations.
- Thank you. Thank you.

541
00:31:51,565 --> 00:31:54,276
Turns out your little disappearing act,

542
00:31:54,276 --> 00:31:56,403
that was the best thing
that ever happened to me.

543
00:31:56,403 --> 00:31:58,697
Well, I'm happy I could help.

544
00:31:58,697 --> 00:31:59,823
You know...

545
00:32:01,116 --> 00:32:05,537
my wife, she speaks three languages.

546
00:32:05,537 --> 00:32:08,040
She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.

547
00:32:09,374 --> 00:32:11,585
We do everything together. All of it.

548
00:32:11,585 --> 00:32:13,921
That's great.
Is her vagina dishwasher-safe?

549
00:32:13,921 --> 00:32:14,838
No.

550
00:32:16,089 --> 00:32:17,382
She's a real person.

551
00:32:18,342 --> 00:32:19,468
Unlike you.

552
00:32:20,093 --> 00:32:22,137
You wanna know what the best part is?

553
00:32:22,888 --> 00:32:24,598
When I told her that I loved her,

554
00:32:25,307 --> 00:32:28,393
she said it back to me
instead of running away.

555
00:32:29,061 --> 00:32:30,479
Like a coward.

556
00:32:30,479 --> 00:32:32,773
That must've been
a really exciting second date.

557
00:32:38,987 --> 00:32:41,615
- You better be careful of this one.
- Mm.

558
00:32:42,658 --> 00:32:43,992
She is slippery.

559
00:32:43,992 --> 00:32:46,620
Bye-bye. Bye, Travis.

560
00:32:48,705 --> 00:32:51,250
- Is that your ex-boyfriend?
- More like a friend.

561
00:32:52,042 --> 00:32:54,086
It felt like you didn't really like him.

562
00:32:54,086 --> 00:32:57,881
- You met him. Do you like him?
- I didn't have sex with him.

563
00:32:57,881 --> 00:33:00,217
Do you want to? I can call him back over.

564
00:33:00,217 --> 00:33:02,344
- Hey, Travis.
- No, no, no. No.

565
00:33:03,053 --> 00:33:04,554
I don't wanna do that. I just...

566
00:33:04,554 --> 00:33:06,807
I don't know
why you'd have sex with someone

567
00:33:06,807 --> 00:33:08,016
if you don't like them.

568
00:33:08,016 --> 00:33:10,686
It was Christmas, I was lonely.
I don't know.

569
00:33:10,686 --> 00:33:12,479
Why'd you disappear on him?

570
00:33:12,479 --> 00:33:15,023
What's with the questions?
Can't we just get drunk and have fun?

571
00:33:15,023 --> 00:33:17,651
Oh, sorry. Just trying to get to know you.

572
00:33:20,487 --> 00:33:23,073
- Do you wanna get out of here?
- Yes. Please.

573
00:33:24,241 --> 00:33:25,701
I think I'm a little drunk.

574
00:33:25,701 --> 00:33:27,869
Yeah, you've been drinking a lot.

575
00:33:28,620 --> 00:33:29,621
No, I wasn't.

576
00:33:30,581 --> 00:33:32,332
God, I love the beach.

577
00:33:32,332 --> 00:33:34,793
I just feel so free out here. Don't you?

578
00:33:34,793 --> 00:33:36,795
Um... yeah.

579
00:33:37,671 --> 00:33:41,133
I think it's closed, though.
Oh, it's after 8, so...

580
00:33:42,175 --> 00:33:44,928
We could come back during operating hours.

581
00:33:44,928 --> 00:33:48,390
- We got the whole place to ourselves.
- Lots of red flags.

582
00:33:48,390 --> 00:33:51,018
- Let's go swimming.
- There's no lifeguards.

583
00:33:51,977 --> 00:33:53,979
Perfect. We can go skinny-dipping.

584
00:33:55,272 --> 00:33:56,982
Oh, look, no swimming.

585
00:33:57,858 --> 00:33:59,192
Oh, we tried.

586
00:33:59,818 --> 00:34:03,488
You know, those rules are
more like just suggestions.

587
00:34:04,197 --> 00:34:06,450
Come on, let's get you
out of these Daisy Dukes.

588
00:34:06,450 --> 00:34:08,952
Maddie, I don't know.

589
00:34:11,204 --> 00:34:13,664
I'm ugly to you. I knew it.

590
00:34:13,664 --> 00:34:15,208
- I knew it.
- What?

591
00:34:16,834 --> 00:34:17,669
No.

592
00:34:19,379 --> 00:34:21,048
- No.
- Seems like it.

593
00:34:21,048 --> 00:34:21,965
No, I...

594
00:34:23,758 --> 00:34:25,177
I think you're the...

595
00:34:25,177 --> 00:34:27,345
I think you're the prettiest person
I've ever seen.

596
00:34:28,472 --> 00:34:29,305
Really?

597
00:34:30,349 --> 00:34:31,182
Pretty where?

598
00:34:37,147 --> 00:34:38,148
Pretty here?

599
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,987
Or pretty here?

600
00:34:51,662 --> 00:34:52,871
What about sharks?

601
00:34:53,412 --> 00:34:54,414
None here.

602
00:34:55,666 --> 00:34:56,583
Jellyfish?

603
00:34:56,583 --> 00:34:57,918
Not in season.

604
00:34:57,918 --> 00:35:00,963
It's really the lack of lifeguards
that's causing an issue for me.

605
00:35:00,963 --> 00:35:04,341
- Just get the fuck in here right now!
- Okay! Okay. Okay.

606
00:35:05,175 --> 00:35:07,928
Come on.
I promise nothing's gonna happen.

607
00:35:10,973 --> 00:35:12,683
Isn't this how Jaws started?

608
00:35:17,145 --> 00:35:18,730
I'm going to trust you.

609
00:35:32,578 --> 00:35:34,496
See? It's not so bad.

610
00:35:38,166 --> 00:35:39,084
Mmm.

611
00:35:40,168 --> 00:35:41,753
Fuck her!

612
00:35:41,753 --> 00:35:44,089
Fuck her in the butt!

613
00:35:44,089 --> 00:35:46,383
- What are they doing?
- I don't know.

614
00:35:46,383 --> 00:35:47,467
Hello.

615
00:35:47,467 --> 00:35:50,470
Hey, what you up to over there?

616
00:35:50,470 --> 00:35:52,431
Just doing our taxes.

617
00:35:53,181 --> 00:35:54,558
These yours?

618
00:35:54,558 --> 00:35:56,602
Yeah, no need to fold them.

619
00:35:56,602 --> 00:35:58,604
Let's take her clothes. Take her clothes.

620
00:35:58,604 --> 00:36:01,231
- Take her fucking clothes.
- They're taking our clothes.

621
00:36:01,231 --> 00:36:04,985
- Hey, put that back!
- Suck my balls!

622
00:36:04,985 --> 00:36:06,612
Oh-ho-ho!

623
00:36:06,612 --> 00:36:07,988
I'm warning you.

624
00:36:07,988 --> 00:36:10,449
Bye, sea bitch.

625
00:36:10,449 --> 00:36:12,534
You said nothing bad would happen.

626
00:36:12,534 --> 00:36:15,621
- We need to find an adult.
- Percy, you're an adult.

627
00:36:15,621 --> 00:36:16,955
Where are you going?

628
00:36:18,206 --> 00:36:19,708
Oh, dude. What the fuck?

629
00:36:19,708 --> 00:36:21,293
- Gross, right?
- Dude.

630
00:36:21,293 --> 00:36:22,419
It's like nasty.

631
00:36:22,419 --> 00:36:24,713
- Wait, are you serious?
- We lost one.

632
00:36:25,255 --> 00:36:27,215
- Fuck yeah.
- Come here, cunts.

633
00:36:27,215 --> 00:36:30,135
What the fuck?

634
00:36:31,887 --> 00:36:33,221
- Shit.
- Oh!

635
00:36:33,221 --> 00:36:34,973
- Stay the fuck back.
- Who wants some?

636
00:36:35,933 --> 00:36:38,268
Fucking...

637
00:36:38,268 --> 00:36:39,311
Come on.

638
00:36:49,571 --> 00:36:51,615
Come here. Come on. Come on.

639
00:36:52,407 --> 00:36:53,450
Oh, my God.

640
00:36:54,368 --> 00:36:56,203
- Connor.
- What the fuck?

641
00:36:57,496 --> 00:36:59,331
What about you?
You want the business?

642
00:36:59,331 --> 00:37:01,750
- Take it. Take it.
- Think it's cool to steal clothes?

643
00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:03,877
- You need fucking help.
- I'm calling the cops.

644
00:37:03,877 --> 00:37:06,546
And stay the fuck out of Montauk!

645
00:37:09,299 --> 00:37:10,384
Where were we?

646
00:37:11,051 --> 00:37:14,471
- What happened over there?
- I got our clothes back.

647
00:37:15,264 --> 00:37:18,058
- Did you beat up those kids?
- No.

648
00:37:18,058 --> 00:37:20,727
- They apologized.
- I heard screaming.

649
00:37:21,895 --> 00:37:23,563
That was the apologizing.

650
00:37:27,567 --> 00:37:31,363
I don't like this.
Something's really wrong with you.

651
00:37:31,363 --> 00:37:35,200
They had our clothes, our phones,
our keys, our wallets.

652
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:38,245
I got them back.
What would you have done? Nothing?

653
00:37:38,245 --> 00:37:40,789
- You should be thanking me.
- I was coming up with a plan.

654
00:37:40,789 --> 00:37:43,083
To do what? Call your mom and dad?

655
00:37:43,083 --> 00:37:44,126
Sack up, ho.

656
00:37:45,294 --> 00:37:48,338
Sorry. That was mean. Let's fuck.

657
00:37:49,965 --> 00:37:51,049
No?

658
00:37:53,302 --> 00:37:54,303
Why not?

659
00:37:54,845 --> 00:37:57,556
Because it's like you're trying to eat me.

660
00:37:57,556 --> 00:37:58,599
Oh, God.

661
00:37:58,599 --> 00:38:01,602
I'm not gonna have sex
with somebody that I don't know.

662
00:38:01,602 --> 00:38:04,438
It's better that way. Trust me.

663
00:38:04,438 --> 00:38:06,064
Not for me.

664
00:38:06,898 --> 00:38:10,402
This is bullshit. I'm done.
I feel sorry for you.

665
00:38:19,536 --> 00:38:21,413
Fucking waste of time.

666
00:38:21,413 --> 00:38:23,206
Hey! Hey!

667
00:38:25,626 --> 00:38:27,878
- Hey, give me my clothes.
- Okay.

668
00:38:28,712 --> 00:38:31,089
Here, take your little booty shorts.

669
00:38:33,467 --> 00:38:36,470
Where's my phone? Is it in your car?

670
00:38:36,470 --> 00:38:38,555
- Nope.
- You barely even looked.

671
00:38:38,555 --> 00:38:40,474
- It's not in here.
- Can you check?

672
00:38:40,474 --> 00:38:43,727
- My parents need to know where I am.
- Why? Are you a child?

673
00:38:49,441 --> 00:38:51,068
Give me my phone!

674
00:38:51,068 --> 00:38:53,946
- Percy, get off my hood.
- Not until you give me my phone.

675
00:38:53,946 --> 00:38:56,573
- I need it.
- Okay, guess we're doing this.

676
00:38:59,576 --> 00:39:01,745
- Oh, yeah.
- Okay, very funny, Maddie.

677
00:39:01,745 --> 00:39:03,705
- Yo!
- Now let me off.

678
00:39:05,374 --> 00:39:07,209
Just give me my phone.
I just need my phone.

679
00:39:07,209 --> 00:39:10,963
- I will drive to fucking Chicago.
- Just give me my phone.

680
00:39:12,714 --> 00:39:15,550
Don't test me. 'Cause I'm fucking crazy.

681
00:39:15,550 --> 00:39:18,262
I'm stupid. I'm dumb. I don't give a—

682
00:39:18,262 --> 00:39:19,680
Fuck me.

683
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,348
- Oh, thank God.
- Fuck.

684
00:39:22,557 --> 00:39:24,184
- Idiot.
- Oh, thank God.

685
00:39:24,184 --> 00:39:27,312
Okay, pull over.
Just pull over. Just stop.

686
00:39:28,230 --> 00:39:30,983
I'm on probation. I can't lose my license.

687
00:39:30,983 --> 00:39:32,276
Pull over.

688
00:39:33,735 --> 00:39:35,737
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Hang on.

689
00:39:36,780 --> 00:39:38,740
Sorry. Hold on.

690
00:39:38,740 --> 00:39:42,160
Oh, my God!

691
00:39:47,165 --> 00:39:48,375
God.

692
00:39:59,011 --> 00:40:01,680
I'm not seeing any cops out there.
I think we lost them.

693
00:40:02,264 --> 00:40:04,016
Are you sure? Keep looking.

694
00:40:05,350 --> 00:40:07,811
I can't believe
you drove over the train tracks.

695
00:40:07,811 --> 00:40:09,605
I thought we were gonna die.

696
00:40:09,605 --> 00:40:12,107
You were really brave,
holding on to the hood like that.

697
00:40:12,107 --> 00:40:14,026
Most guys would've fallen off.

698
00:40:14,026 --> 00:40:17,195
I have pretty strong hands
from piano lessons.

699
00:40:17,195 --> 00:40:19,239
We should have some music.

700
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:20,699
Yeah, yeah.

701
00:40:20,699 --> 00:40:22,701
Hey, thank you for these clothes,
by the way.

702
00:40:24,369 --> 00:40:26,496
I like your house a lot. It's cozy.

703
00:40:26,496 --> 00:40:28,790
Bedroom's the best part.
I'll show you later.

704
00:40:38,717 --> 00:40:40,928
- Oh, we're wearing the same shorts.
- Shh.

705
00:40:47,392 --> 00:40:48,936
Did you grow up dancing?

706
00:40:51,647 --> 00:40:52,731
Smack it.

707
00:40:52,731 --> 00:40:54,066
You want...? Me smack it?

708
00:40:54,066 --> 00:40:55,400
- You want me to smack it?
- Mm-hm.

709
00:40:58,028 --> 00:40:59,738
- Do I have your consent...?
- Yeah.

710
00:40:59,738 --> 00:41:01,782
Smack it. Harder.

711
00:41:03,158 --> 00:41:03,992
Hit it.

712
00:41:05,494 --> 00:41:06,495
Sorry.

713
00:41:09,957 --> 00:41:12,000
So how long have you lived here?

714
00:41:24,388 --> 00:41:26,390
You're a little heavy on my legs.

715
00:41:27,266 --> 00:41:28,392
You wanna switch?

716
00:41:38,694 --> 00:41:40,112
Do you wanna go to the bedroom?

717
00:41:40,988 --> 00:41:41,989
We can take it slow.

718
00:41:42,948 --> 00:41:43,782
Yeah.

719
00:41:44,449 --> 00:41:46,118
- Thank you.
- Are you okay?

720
00:41:46,702 --> 00:41:48,203
Yeah, I wanna— I wanna—

721
00:41:48,203 --> 00:41:51,290
Yeah, I'm just a little itchy.
But let's go.

722
00:41:52,416 --> 00:41:53,250
Sorry.

723
00:41:53,834 --> 00:41:55,085
Does it look weird?

724
00:41:55,836 --> 00:41:58,463
- No, it's fine.
- My back itches too.

725
00:42:01,633 --> 00:42:03,468
- Oh, my God.
- What?

726
00:42:05,804 --> 00:42:07,139
Oh, God.

727
00:42:09,391 --> 00:42:11,351
This happens sometimes when I get anxious.

728
00:42:11,351 --> 00:42:13,687
I know you're really horny. I'm sorry.

729
00:42:13,687 --> 00:42:15,522
Fuck.

730
00:42:16,648 --> 00:42:19,610
This is for board rash,
but it should do the trick.

731
00:42:20,819 --> 00:42:22,237
I'm so embarrassed.

732
00:42:23,196 --> 00:42:24,323
Don't be.

733
00:42:25,991 --> 00:42:28,744
I once went to a Halloween party
dressed as a baby.

734
00:42:28,744 --> 00:42:31,663
My crush was there,
and as we were hooking up,

735
00:42:31,663 --> 00:42:34,708
we both realized
that I got diaper rash from my costume.

736
00:42:35,459 --> 00:42:36,793
I was 21.

737
00:42:36,793 --> 00:42:38,462
You didn't wear underwear?

738
00:42:39,129 --> 00:42:40,797
Diapers are underwear.

739
00:42:40,797 --> 00:42:43,634
No, they're not.
Diapers are like wearable toilets.

740
00:42:43,634 --> 00:42:45,052
Well, I didn't use it.

741
00:42:45,886 --> 00:42:46,762
Sure, you didn't.

742
00:42:48,555 --> 00:42:49,723
There's a smile.

743
00:42:52,601 --> 00:42:54,686
I don't really have a lot to smile about.

744
00:42:55,479 --> 00:42:57,189
I can barely leave my room.

745
00:42:59,650 --> 00:43:01,610
Well, I've lived in this house
my whole life.

746
00:43:01,610 --> 00:43:02,861
Really?

747
00:43:02,861 --> 00:43:05,364
I did leave once, when I was 18.

748
00:43:05,948 --> 00:43:07,908
I had this custom board

749
00:43:07,908 --> 00:43:10,410
of all the California beaches
I was gonna surf.

750
00:43:10,410 --> 00:43:15,082
Made it all the way to New York City
before I turned back around.

751
00:43:15,082 --> 00:43:16,625
Why'd you turn around?

752
00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:19,795
I just realized everything I need is here.

753
00:43:20,379 --> 00:43:22,297
And my mom got sick. So...

754
00:43:24,216 --> 00:43:26,009
I stayed to take care of her.

755
00:43:27,844 --> 00:43:29,263
Why couldn't your dad do it?

756
00:43:30,764 --> 00:43:32,224
Lift up your arms.

757
00:43:35,143 --> 00:43:37,062
I had to switch schools...

758
00:43:38,063 --> 00:43:40,649
after I had a sleepover in ninth grade
and everybody found out

759
00:43:40,649 --> 00:43:43,944
that I still slept
in my parents' room sometimes, so...

760
00:43:46,488 --> 00:43:50,951
It turned into this rumor
that I slept in the same bed with them...

761
00:43:52,286 --> 00:43:54,871
and then it became
that I had sex with them.

762
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,001
It was awful.

763
00:43:59,626 --> 00:44:02,337
Probably why I spend so much time alone.

764
00:44:02,337 --> 00:44:03,839
You don't have any friends?

765
00:44:03,839 --> 00:44:07,384
Yeah, I have tons of friends, just online.

766
00:44:10,596 --> 00:44:12,973
Having Jody in my life helped a lot too.

767
00:44:14,391 --> 00:44:15,225
Who?

768
00:44:15,976 --> 00:44:18,020
- Jody's my old nanny.
- Turn around.

769
00:44:28,614 --> 00:44:31,241
I'm sorry
I couldn't have sex with you today.

770
00:44:32,826 --> 00:44:35,913
I guess I'm just a bit of a romantic.

771
00:44:36,955 --> 00:44:37,789
It's okay.

772
00:44:38,957 --> 00:44:41,418
Maybe we could spend the day
together tomorrow?

773
00:44:42,044 --> 00:44:43,837
Then, I promise, I'll put out.

774
00:44:46,882 --> 00:44:47,716
Sounds nice.

775
00:45:00,812 --> 00:45:01,813
Swish!

776
00:45:02,773 --> 00:45:03,690
What's that?

777
00:45:15,619 --> 00:45:16,536
No blocking sensors!

778
00:45:17,955 --> 00:45:19,122
You! You're out!

779
00:45:32,219 --> 00:45:34,304
- Frisbee thing and then the smallest...
- Yeah.

780
00:45:38,350 --> 00:45:39,851
Yeah. Got it, got it.

781
00:45:39,851 --> 00:45:40,769
Bye!

782
00:45:40,769 --> 00:45:41,979
Get a life.

783
00:45:48,235 --> 00:45:49,319
There.

784
00:45:51,530 --> 00:45:53,448
You can finally drink while you're at bat.

785
00:45:53,448 --> 00:45:56,118
You get me. What else?

786
00:45:56,118 --> 00:45:58,120
Oh! Uh... Close your eyes.

787
00:46:00,414 --> 00:46:01,957
And stick out your finger.

788
00:46:05,460 --> 00:46:07,004
Now you're stuck with me forever.

789
00:46:08,088 --> 00:46:09,298
It's a finger trap.

790
00:46:10,882 --> 00:46:12,009
Percy, get me out of this.

791
00:46:12,009 --> 00:46:14,386
Stop pulling away.
Stop pulling away. Relax.

792
00:46:14,886 --> 00:46:15,887
Just push in.

793
00:46:26,565 --> 00:46:28,984
Do you think we would've been friends
in high school?

794
00:46:28,984 --> 00:46:30,277
Yeah, I think so.

795
00:46:30,861 --> 00:46:32,988
I don't know.
I feel like you were, like...

796
00:46:33,655 --> 00:46:35,240
prom queen or something.

797
00:46:36,033 --> 00:46:37,534
I didn't even go to prom.

798
00:46:38,327 --> 00:46:40,037
What? Nobody asked you?

799
00:46:40,037 --> 00:46:42,706
Everybody asked me. Teachers asked me.

800
00:46:43,332 --> 00:46:45,918
I had a date, and a dress, and...

801
00:46:45,918 --> 00:46:47,294
What happened?

802
00:46:47,294 --> 00:46:49,379
It was a long time ago. Who cares?

803
00:46:50,672 --> 00:46:51,882
I care.

804
00:46:54,259 --> 00:46:57,429
Well, you asked
why my dad didn't take care of my mom

805
00:46:57,429 --> 00:46:58,639
when she was sick.

806
00:46:59,431 --> 00:47:02,225
It's 'cause he was in the city
with his family.

807
00:47:03,226 --> 00:47:04,478
They summer here.

808
00:47:05,020 --> 00:47:05,854
Oh.

809
00:47:06,271 --> 00:47:07,564
They had an affair.

810
00:47:10,067 --> 00:47:11,443
And then I came along.

811
00:47:12,361 --> 00:47:15,280
I was just a mess
that he didn't wanna deal with.

812
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,325
So he had his lawyers clean everything up,

813
00:47:18,325 --> 00:47:21,870
gave my mom some money
and a house to make us go away.

814
00:47:23,330 --> 00:47:26,625
Years later, I wrote my dad a letter

815
00:47:26,625 --> 00:47:29,253
asking why he wanted nothing
to do with me.

816
00:47:30,170 --> 00:47:32,214
But, um, on the morning of prom...

817
00:47:33,131 --> 00:47:36,260
I got the letter returned, unopened.

818
00:47:38,929 --> 00:47:41,640
And so after that,
I didn't wanna go to prom.

819
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,725
I didn't wanna—
I didn't wanna do anything.

820
00:47:43,725 --> 00:47:46,520
I just stayed in my room and cried.

821
00:47:47,521 --> 00:47:49,856
Why didn't you reach back out to him?

822
00:47:51,191 --> 00:47:54,236
'Cause fuck him. He left.
He can reach out.

823
00:47:58,448 --> 00:47:59,283
What?

824
00:48:00,909 --> 00:48:02,286
Can I kiss you?

825
00:48:23,599 --> 00:48:24,474
It's Jody.

826
00:48:25,475 --> 00:48:26,476
Who?

827
00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:29,229
Jody. Uh, my nanny. Remember?

828
00:48:29,229 --> 00:48:31,440
- "Meet at the lighthouse."
- Yeah.

829
00:48:32,024 --> 00:48:32,858
Okay.

830
00:48:34,109 --> 00:48:36,194
Are you sure you don't wanna
just go back to my house?

831
00:48:36,194 --> 00:48:37,613
I'm still horny from that kiss.

832
00:48:37,613 --> 00:48:38,989
Yes, Jody!

833
00:48:39,615 --> 00:48:40,949
- Hi.
- There he is.

834
00:48:40,949 --> 00:48:42,910
The tickle prince.

835
00:48:44,828 --> 00:48:46,371
So this must be the famous Maddie.

836
00:48:46,955 --> 00:48:49,499
And you're Jody.
You were Percy's nanny?

837
00:48:49,499 --> 00:48:50,918
Mr. Mary Poppins.

838
00:48:50,918 --> 00:48:52,753
Oh.

839
00:48:52,753 --> 00:48:55,631
You guys stayed pretty close, huh?

840
00:48:55,631 --> 00:48:57,382
Oh, yeah. Super close.

841
00:48:58,550 --> 00:49:00,469
- What'd you win there, pal?
- Oh.

842
00:49:00,469 --> 00:49:02,554
- Is that a Frisbee?
- Oh, yeah, Maddie won it.

843
00:49:02,554 --> 00:49:03,889
- Nice.
- Look at that.

844
00:49:03,889 --> 00:49:05,974
- Maddie, score!
- Yeah.

845
00:49:05,974 --> 00:49:07,684
- Hey, Perce, go long.
- Oh.

846
00:49:09,978 --> 00:49:11,396
Uh— Oh...

847
00:49:12,105 --> 00:49:13,190
I got it.

848
00:49:13,774 --> 00:49:16,652
- Real motor on that little guy.
- What the fuck do you want?

849
00:49:18,612 --> 00:49:21,323
- Excuse me?
- It's his parents' money, not his.

850
00:49:22,032 --> 00:49:23,992
You like little kids or something?

851
00:49:23,992 --> 00:49:25,994
Do I like little kids?
You're a male nanny.

852
00:49:25,994 --> 00:49:27,663
What do you want from him?

853
00:49:27,663 --> 00:49:29,581
Same thing as you. I wanna date him.

854
00:49:32,125 --> 00:49:35,003
I have nannied for a lot
of powerful families out here.

855
00:49:35,003 --> 00:49:36,838
So if you hurt him...

856
00:49:37,631 --> 00:49:38,924
I'll hurt you.

857
00:49:38,924 --> 00:49:41,009
What are you gonna do?
Throw a pacifier at me?

858
00:49:41,843 --> 00:49:43,220
- Hey, bud.
- Hey.

859
00:49:44,137 --> 00:49:46,014
It was in a prickle bush, but I got it.

860
00:49:46,014 --> 00:49:47,307
That's incredible.

861
00:49:49,768 --> 00:49:52,271
Okay, are you ready for your gift?

862
00:49:52,271 --> 00:49:53,272
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

863
00:49:53,272 --> 00:49:54,606
I'm bringing it out.

864
00:49:57,484 --> 00:50:00,237
Oh, my God...

865
00:50:01,029 --> 00:50:02,114
Did you find this?

866
00:50:02,114 --> 00:50:04,032
Figured it would get him
into surfing early.

867
00:50:04,032 --> 00:50:05,409
Wow, this is...

868
00:50:06,368 --> 00:50:07,828
- It turns on.
- It does?

869
00:50:07,828 --> 00:50:09,955
Why don't we see if that makes it better?

870
00:50:09,955 --> 00:50:12,291
Yeah, I have batteries somewhere.

871
00:50:12,291 --> 00:50:13,500
Nice.

872
00:50:15,919 --> 00:50:17,004
No.

873
00:50:19,006 --> 00:50:20,841
Hey, how's the Buick thing working out?

874
00:50:20,841 --> 00:50:23,093
- I haven't gotten it.
- Really?

875
00:50:25,220 --> 00:50:26,221
Huh.

876
00:50:26,221 --> 00:50:27,306
Why?

877
00:50:29,766 --> 00:50:32,769
I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?

878
00:50:32,769 --> 00:50:34,605
You could sue them for that, you know.

879
00:50:34,605 --> 00:50:36,690
Well, actually, we haven't had sex yet.

880
00:50:37,608 --> 00:50:39,943
He just needs more of a connection first.

881
00:50:39,943 --> 00:50:42,487
I actually really like him.
We're becoming friends.

882
00:50:44,656 --> 00:50:45,824
Mm...

883
00:50:45,824 --> 00:50:48,452
He's gonna forget all about me.
He's going to college in the fall.

884
00:50:48,452 --> 00:50:49,494
I don't know.

885
00:50:49,494 --> 00:50:51,622
Well, it's happening tonight.
We're getting dinner.

886
00:50:52,289 --> 00:50:53,790
You're going to dinner.

887
00:50:53,790 --> 00:50:56,251
Okay, so you're, like,
"dating" dating, then.

888
00:50:56,251 --> 00:50:57,252
Shut up.

889
00:51:00,756 --> 00:51:02,174
I know what I'm doing.

890
00:51:09,556 --> 00:51:10,641
Maddie.

891
00:51:11,642 --> 00:51:13,143
It's me, Doug Khan.

892
00:51:14,102 --> 00:51:16,855
We went to high school together.
Remember? I...

893
00:51:17,439 --> 00:51:18,774
I ran varsity track?

894
00:51:19,441 --> 00:51:21,526
I had that sweet cherry-red Miata?

895
00:51:23,362 --> 00:51:25,781
I had sex with our Spanish teacher,
Mrs. Walsh.

896
00:51:25,781 --> 00:51:29,576
Doug Khan! You were on TV.

897
00:51:29,576 --> 00:51:31,119
Didn't Miss Walsh go to jail?

898
00:51:31,119 --> 00:51:32,037
No.

899
00:51:32,871 --> 00:51:34,248
Mrs. Khan did.

900
00:51:35,290 --> 00:51:36,291
We got married.

901
00:51:36,833 --> 00:51:37,918
But, you know...

902
00:51:39,211 --> 00:51:40,504
they never run that story.

903
00:51:40,504 --> 00:51:42,130
How can I help you, Doug?

904
00:51:42,130 --> 00:51:44,508
Well, I'm a real estate broker now.

905
00:51:45,259 --> 00:51:48,387
I don't have to tell you,
this is a fabulous neighborhood.

906
00:51:48,387 --> 00:51:50,430
I mean, an acre on this street?

907
00:51:51,515 --> 00:51:52,557
Name your price, Maddie.

908
00:51:52,557 --> 00:51:54,977
- It was great catching up, Doug.
- Listen, come on.

909
00:51:54,977 --> 00:51:58,605
If you don't pay off your lien,
the county's gonna fire-sale your house.

910
00:51:58,605 --> 00:52:01,858
You'll lose half of what it's worth.
Let me list it, you'll get full price.

911
00:52:01,858 --> 00:52:05,612
So they can tear this whole thing down?
Stay off my yard, Doug.

912
00:52:43,150 --> 00:52:44,526
Was this a stupid idea?

913
00:52:44,526 --> 00:52:47,404
No, I love it.
We're finally going to prom.

914
00:52:48,614 --> 00:52:49,948
I have something for you.

915
00:52:55,954 --> 00:52:57,289
I have this.

916
00:52:58,081 --> 00:52:59,541
It's from my garden.

917
00:53:00,208 --> 00:53:01,293
Careful.

918
00:53:06,381 --> 00:53:09,760
You look very handsome.
Should we take a picture?

919
00:53:11,762 --> 00:53:14,514
I left my phone at home. On purpose.

920
00:53:14,514 --> 00:53:16,058
- What?
- Yeah.

921
00:53:16,058 --> 00:53:18,060
- I don't believe you.
- No, I did.

922
00:53:18,060 --> 00:53:20,103
- I don't believe you.
- No! I don't have it.

923
00:53:20,103 --> 00:53:22,856
I did. I did. I just wanna talk to you.

924
00:53:34,743 --> 00:53:36,745
Just crack it.

925
00:53:36,745 --> 00:53:38,288
The claws are still sharp!

926
00:53:39,831 --> 00:53:43,335
This is so much better
than if I actually went to my prom.

927
00:53:44,044 --> 00:53:45,003
Why didn't you?

928
00:53:46,505 --> 00:53:48,298
I just didn't ask anybody.

929
00:53:48,298 --> 00:53:49,508
Why?

930
00:53:49,508 --> 00:53:51,218
I don't know. I guess, um...

931
00:53:52,970 --> 00:53:56,598
After everything that happened at school,
I just wanted to stay invisible.

932
00:53:59,309 --> 00:54:00,978
If they couldn't see me,
they couldn't make fun of me.

933
00:54:01,853 --> 00:54:04,815
People should see who you are.
You're great.

934
00:54:06,566 --> 00:54:07,401
Thanks.

935
00:54:15,617 --> 00:54:17,619
- What?
- Play something.

936
00:54:17,619 --> 00:54:18,954
No.

937
00:54:18,954 --> 00:54:21,456
You said you play.
You should play something.

938
00:54:21,456 --> 00:54:22,833
I'm not going to play.

939
00:54:23,584 --> 00:54:25,294
If you don't play something,

940
00:54:25,294 --> 00:54:27,337
I'm gonna make a toast
to the entire restaurant

941
00:54:27,337 --> 00:54:28,964
about what an amazing lover you are.

942
00:54:30,340 --> 00:54:32,634
Good. It's time they find out.

943
00:54:34,261 --> 00:54:35,846
Stop, stop, stop.

944
00:54:39,099 --> 00:54:41,435
What do you want me to play?

945
00:54:41,435 --> 00:54:44,104
Doesn't matter.
Play anything. Play it for me.

946
00:54:45,772 --> 00:54:46,607
Fuck.

947
00:54:47,399 --> 00:54:48,233
Fuck.

948
00:54:48,984 --> 00:54:50,485
Fuck me. Fuck.

949
00:54:52,279 --> 00:54:53,614
Okay. Okay.

950
00:54:55,282 --> 00:54:56,116
Fuck.

951
00:57:58,215 --> 00:57:59,383
Yes!

952
00:58:05,889 --> 00:58:06,932
What the fuck?

953
00:58:08,350 --> 00:58:09,518
That was unbelievable.

954
00:58:10,018 --> 00:58:11,561
How did you even know that song?

955
00:58:12,229 --> 00:58:16,233
We talked about "Maneater,"
so I went home and learned it.

956
00:58:16,233 --> 00:58:17,985
What are you?

957
00:58:17,985 --> 00:58:19,319
Percy.

958
00:58:19,319 --> 00:58:22,823
- Natalie. Oh, my God. That's so funny.
- Hi. That was amazing.

959
00:58:22,823 --> 00:58:25,742
Oh, my God.
Dude, I haven't seen you in so long.

960
00:58:25,742 --> 00:58:27,869
My parents said
that you're going to Princeton.

961
00:58:27,869 --> 00:58:29,830
- Yeah.
- I am too.

962
00:58:29,830 --> 00:58:32,291
- Oh, my God, that's so great!
- How funny is that? I know!

963
00:58:32,291 --> 00:58:33,375
That's amazing.

964
00:58:34,126 --> 00:58:35,752
- Oh.
- Maddie, this is Maddie.

965
00:58:35,752 --> 00:58:38,964
Maddie. So nice to meet you.
Are you friends with his parents too?

966
00:58:38,964 --> 00:58:40,257
No.

967
00:58:41,049 --> 00:58:42,134
- Um...
- So are you excited?

968
00:58:42,134 --> 00:58:43,635
Yes! So excited.

969
00:58:43,635 --> 00:58:47,806
Except it's wild, I look at all, like,
the freshman girls at my high school...

970
00:58:48,974 --> 00:58:53,937
and I don't know.
I just feel so old. You know?

971
00:58:53,937 --> 00:58:56,607
- Yeah.
- Yeah. So good to see you.

972
00:58:56,607 --> 00:59:00,485
I don't know what you're doing later,
but there's this party that I'm going to.

973
00:59:00,485 --> 00:59:02,863
There's gonna be a bunch
of Princeton people there.

974
00:59:02,863 --> 00:59:05,490
We have plans, but thank you so much.

975
00:59:05,490 --> 00:59:07,910
Oh, dang. Um, I can send you the address.

976
00:59:07,910 --> 00:59:09,995
He didn't bring his phone. So...

977
00:59:09,995 --> 00:59:11,955
- Oh, I can give you the address.
- No need.

978
00:59:11,955 --> 00:59:13,248
- Can't hurt.
- Might hurt.

979
00:59:14,249 --> 00:59:15,208
Um...

980
00:59:15,208 --> 00:59:19,046
- 31 Amagansett Road.
- It was so nice to meet you.

981
00:59:19,671 --> 00:59:20,505
Um...

982
00:59:20,505 --> 00:59:23,467
Oh, my God. Next year is
gonna be so fun. I can't wait.

983
00:59:23,467 --> 00:59:26,011
- That's so exciting. Yeah.
- Okay. So nice to run into you.

984
00:59:26,011 --> 00:59:28,847
- So nice to meet you, ma'am.
- Bye. Have a good night.

985
00:59:28,847 --> 00:59:30,223
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Bye.

986
00:59:31,224 --> 00:59:32,225
So funny.

987
00:59:32,976 --> 00:59:35,896
Don't remember ordering
a phony bitch for dessert.

988
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:38,106
Natalie's, like, super nice.

989
00:59:38,106 --> 00:59:41,109
Well, anyway. I can't believe
you can do that, but you can't drive.

990
00:59:41,109 --> 00:59:45,155
Yeah, actually, um, so I've been thinking
about getting my license.

991
00:59:45,155 --> 00:59:47,366
- That's great.
- Yeah? Good.

992
00:59:47,366 --> 00:59:51,620
You know, 'cause Princeton's
like five hours away by train,

993
00:59:52,204 --> 00:59:53,872
but if I have a car, then I can—

994
00:59:53,872 --> 00:59:56,583
It'll be a lot easier for me
to come back here on the weekends.

995
00:59:58,627 --> 00:59:59,836
Well, you're gonna—

996
01:00:00,879 --> 01:00:03,757
You're gonna wanna spend
the weekends in school.

997
01:00:04,341 --> 01:00:06,051
Yeah, you're probably right.

998
01:00:07,844 --> 01:00:09,304
You can always come visit me.

999
01:00:10,305 --> 01:00:11,515
Well, I don't have a car.

1000
01:00:12,140 --> 01:00:14,476
Oh, you could take the train.
It's only five hours.

1001
01:00:15,102 --> 01:00:15,936
Yeah.

1002
01:00:18,105 --> 01:00:20,983
I just don't really—
I don't do long distance.

1003
01:00:21,525 --> 01:00:24,987
You know,
I hear Montauk is the best in the fall.

1004
01:00:24,987 --> 01:00:27,281
All the summer people are gone. So...

1005
01:00:31,159 --> 01:00:32,244
It's a lot of travel.

1006
01:00:35,581 --> 01:00:37,291
I don't know what you want.

1007
01:00:40,752 --> 01:00:43,964
Just wanna have fun tonight
and not talk about all this stuff.

1008
01:00:48,218 --> 01:00:49,803
I'd like to leave, please.

1009
01:00:51,388 --> 01:00:53,015
Are you serious?

1010
01:00:53,015 --> 01:00:53,932
Yes.

1011
01:00:55,517 --> 01:00:56,768
It's my prom too.

1012
01:00:59,313 --> 01:01:00,147
Fuck.

1013
01:01:11,825 --> 01:01:14,161
- I'm just trying to be realistic.
- Yeah.

1014
01:01:15,370 --> 01:01:16,371
Me too.

1015
01:01:30,052 --> 01:01:31,428
You're drinking now?

1016
01:01:31,970 --> 01:01:34,348
Yeah. I love vermouth.

1017
01:01:36,141 --> 01:01:39,394
I'm going to college soon.
I need to know how to drink, right?

1018
01:01:45,150 --> 01:01:46,318
Where are we going?

1019
01:01:48,654 --> 01:01:49,655
It's a shortcut.

1020
01:01:59,456 --> 01:02:00,749
The Princeton party?

1021
01:02:00,749 --> 01:02:02,876
You said I needed to hang out
with people my own age, right?

1022
01:02:03,752 --> 01:02:05,212
Well, I didn't mean tonight.

1023
01:02:05,212 --> 01:02:06,588
Then don't come.

1024
01:02:10,676 --> 01:02:11,843
Party!

1025
01:02:58,056 --> 01:02:59,641
Do you guys know Percy?

1026
01:03:01,977 --> 01:03:03,353
Do you know Percy?

1027
01:03:03,353 --> 01:03:06,023
Yo, yo, what's going on, you guys?
It's your boy, Cameron B.

1028
01:03:06,023 --> 01:03:09,735
We are kicking the summer off right
at a sick house party in Montauk.

1029
01:03:09,735 --> 01:03:12,571
Now me. Yo, what's up?
It's me, Trash Gucci.

1030
01:03:12,571 --> 01:03:15,282
If you or someone you know
is being bullied,

1031
01:03:15,282 --> 01:03:17,034
never be afraid to speak up.

1032
01:03:17,034 --> 01:03:18,827
- Bullying is not a—
- Excuse me, ma'am.

1033
01:03:18,827 --> 01:03:21,204
Can you not do that
while we're recording? Thank you.

1034
01:03:21,204 --> 01:03:23,290
Just getting a beer, Frosted.

1035
01:03:23,290 --> 01:03:24,666
Did she just call me Frosted?

1036
01:03:24,666 --> 01:03:26,793
That, my friends,
is what we call a bully, huh?

1037
01:03:26,793 --> 01:03:29,963
Oh, no, not a phone.
Someone help, I'm being filmed.

1038
01:03:32,257 --> 01:03:33,675
Have you seen Percy?

1039
01:03:33,675 --> 01:03:37,137
Oh, yo, mami. How old are you?

1040
01:03:38,096 --> 01:03:39,097
Twenty-three.

1041
01:03:39,097 --> 01:03:40,724
Damn, you old as fuck.

1042
01:03:40,724 --> 01:03:44,269
- No disrespect. He loves cougars.
- I fuck with the big cats.

1043
01:03:44,269 --> 01:03:46,396
Why don't you two big cats
fuck each other, then?

1044
01:03:46,396 --> 01:03:48,190
Whoa!

1045
01:03:48,190 --> 01:03:50,067
- Is that an insult?
- Shut the front door.

1046
01:03:50,943 --> 01:03:52,069
It sure is, professor.

1047
01:03:52,069 --> 01:03:54,905
Why is us having sex
with each other an insult? I'm confused.

1048
01:03:54,905 --> 01:03:58,158
- Say what you just said. Say that again.
- No, I didn't mean it in a homophobic way.

1049
01:03:58,158 --> 01:04:00,035
How'd you mean it, then?

1050
01:04:00,035 --> 01:04:02,496
It was a joke. I'm not—
I've been with girls.

1051
01:04:02,496 --> 01:04:04,331
I'm not homophobic.

1052
01:04:04,331 --> 01:04:07,167
Where the fuck did you come from?
Stop filming me. No comment.

1053
01:04:09,044 --> 01:04:10,587
Whose mom is that?

1054
01:04:13,298 --> 01:04:14,967
Have you seen Percy?

1055
01:04:17,094 --> 01:04:18,345
Oh, my God.

1056
01:04:18,345 --> 01:04:20,847
Was that funny?

1057
01:04:20,847 --> 01:04:22,766
He's with Natalie upstairs.

1058
01:04:24,476 --> 01:04:25,686
Hey!

1059
01:04:32,609 --> 01:04:34,236
Move! Coming through.

1060
01:04:36,029 --> 01:04:37,864
- Percy?
- Yeah?

1061
01:04:37,864 --> 01:04:39,408
Wait, your name's Percy?

1062
01:04:39,408 --> 01:04:40,534
Yeah.

1063
01:04:42,619 --> 01:04:43,662
Percy?

1064
01:04:44,454 --> 01:04:46,164
Sorry. Continue.

1065
01:04:46,164 --> 01:04:47,332
Percy?

1066
01:04:49,585 --> 01:04:51,378
Doesn't anyone fuck anymore?

1067
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:55,841
Percy?

1068
01:04:56,425 --> 01:04:57,426
Percy?

1069
01:04:58,427 --> 01:04:59,803
Open this door!

1070
01:04:59,803 --> 01:05:00,887
Percy!

1071
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:04,558
Percy, open this door.
This is your last chance.

1072
01:05:15,777 --> 01:05:18,196
- Did you fuck him?
- Oh, my God.

1073
01:05:18,947 --> 01:05:20,115
Did you fuck him?

1074
01:05:20,115 --> 01:05:21,783
Calm down. Please, nothing happened.

1075
01:05:21,783 --> 01:05:22,993
The room is spinning.

1076
01:05:22,993 --> 01:05:24,411
You're drunk already?

1077
01:05:24,411 --> 01:05:27,247
No, he took something.
I don't know. I think it was a pill.

1078
01:05:27,247 --> 01:05:31,627
Percy? Did you take something?
Percy, did you take a pill?

1079
01:05:35,130 --> 01:05:36,506
Come...

1080
01:05:40,636 --> 01:05:43,221
Stick your fingers down your throat.
Make yourself throw up.

1081
01:05:43,221 --> 01:05:45,390
- I don't wanna.
- Deeper, deeper.

1082
01:05:48,226 --> 01:05:49,895
No.

1083
01:05:49,895 --> 01:05:51,063
Let me do it!

1084
01:05:59,196 --> 01:06:00,322
Do you feel better?

1085
01:06:01,615 --> 01:06:03,742
Not even at all.

1086
01:06:03,742 --> 01:06:07,371
I didn't know
you couldn't drink on Ibuprofen.

1087
01:06:08,705 --> 01:06:10,040
That's what you took?

1088
01:06:11,917 --> 01:06:14,628
- Found her.
- Okay, who told the joke?

1089
01:06:14,628 --> 01:06:16,129
Your fucking parents are here?

1090
01:06:16,129 --> 01:06:19,549
You think our son would have
a party without our consent?

1091
01:06:19,549 --> 01:06:21,718
That's it. Come on. You don't belong here.

1092
01:06:21,718 --> 01:06:24,596
I don't belong here?
I've fucking lived here my whole life!

1093
01:06:24,596 --> 01:06:25,681
You don't belong here.

1094
01:06:25,681 --> 01:06:29,101
You don't belong
at a high-school party, miss.

1095
01:06:29,101 --> 01:06:31,103
Oh, well, yeah— We're leaving.

1096
01:06:31,103 --> 01:06:32,688
- Let me get—
- Stay away from her.

1097
01:06:32,688 --> 01:06:33,730
Stay back. Okay?

1098
01:06:33,730 --> 01:06:36,233
- I said, let go of her—
- Stay back!

1099
01:06:36,233 --> 01:06:38,443
- Get out of here. Come on.
- Don't touch me! Percy—

1100
01:06:38,944 --> 01:06:40,237
Oh!

1101
01:06:40,237 --> 01:06:43,365
Oh, shi— Oh, fuck! Oh, sh— Maddie.

1102
01:06:49,079 --> 01:06:49,955
Fuck!

1103
01:06:50,789 --> 01:06:51,790
We should go.

1104
01:07:02,509 --> 01:07:05,762
I just want you to know
I would never hurt you.

1105
01:07:09,057 --> 01:07:10,309
I know.

1106
01:07:14,813 --> 01:07:16,023
I'm ready for you.

1107
01:07:17,941 --> 01:07:19,985
- Are you sure?
- Yes.

1108
01:07:22,696 --> 01:07:23,530
Okay.

1109
01:07:24,573 --> 01:07:25,407
I, um...

1110
01:07:34,416 --> 01:07:36,835
I don't know.
Where's the perforation?

1111
01:07:38,921 --> 01:07:40,088
Let me help you.

1112
01:07:46,303 --> 01:07:47,679
I love you.

1113
01:07:53,852 --> 01:07:56,313
Percy, you're drunk.

1114
01:07:57,648 --> 01:07:58,649
A little.

1115
01:07:59,483 --> 01:08:03,570
Is that all right?
I mean, I still love you.

1116
01:08:04,196 --> 01:08:06,490
I don't think we should do this
when you're drunk.

1117
01:08:07,115 --> 01:08:08,700
Not for your first time.

1118
01:08:09,743 --> 01:08:10,577
Okay.

1119
01:08:13,705 --> 01:08:15,123
I think we should wait.

1120
01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:17,584
If that's what you want.

1121
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:21,088
That's what I want.

1122
01:08:32,891 --> 01:08:35,560
Well, look what the cat dragged in.

1123
01:08:36,270 --> 01:08:38,188
- Fun night?
- Yeah, yeah, really fun.

1124
01:08:38,188 --> 01:08:39,438
That's good.

1125
01:08:40,315 --> 01:08:42,567
Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.

1126
01:08:43,735 --> 01:08:45,904
Uh, actually,
would it be all right if I drive?

1127
01:08:46,530 --> 01:08:50,659
I'm thinking about getting my license,
so, you know, I could use the practice.

1128
01:08:50,659 --> 01:08:52,619
My son, the licensed driver?

1129
01:08:52,619 --> 01:08:55,496
Yeah, it'll just...
You know, if I have a car,

1130
01:08:55,496 --> 01:08:57,165
it'll be easier to see my girlfriend.

1131
01:08:57,874 --> 01:09:00,085
Oh! Your girlfriend?

1132
01:09:01,295 --> 01:09:04,798
Yeah. Her name is, uh, Maddie.

1133
01:09:05,549 --> 01:09:08,468
She's on the older side.
Uh, but she's really, really fun.

1134
01:09:09,428 --> 01:09:10,846
- Fun's important.
- Yeah.

1135
01:09:10,846 --> 01:09:15,058
She doesn't really wanna do long-distance,
so I'm not gonna go to Princeton.

1136
01:09:16,893 --> 01:09:17,728
What?

1137
01:09:18,728 --> 01:09:21,898
Just, you know, Maddie's here.

1138
01:09:22,648 --> 01:09:23,775
Just makes sense for us.

1139
01:09:23,775 --> 01:09:25,902
- You're going to Princeton.
- Uh-huh.

1140
01:09:25,902 --> 01:09:27,112
I'm not.

1141
01:09:27,987 --> 01:09:29,781
- I'm 19.
- Okay.

1142
01:09:29,781 --> 01:09:31,241
I'm an adult now.

1143
01:09:31,241 --> 01:09:34,453
I can make my own decisions.
And I'm going to stay here, okay?

1144
01:09:35,078 --> 01:09:35,913
Um...

1145
01:09:35,913 --> 01:09:39,540
Sweetie, why don't you go wait in the car?
And Daddy will be right out.

1146
01:09:43,879 --> 01:09:45,255
What the fuck was that?

1147
01:09:50,384 --> 01:09:51,637
Just relax, okay?

1148
01:09:52,262 --> 01:09:55,349
You drive for a living.
Let me take this one.

1149
01:09:58,060 --> 01:10:01,688
She's angling for the Tesla.
Call her right now. I'm gonna yell at her.

1150
01:10:01,688 --> 01:10:03,148
- You're gonna yell at her?
- Yeah.

1151
01:10:03,148 --> 01:10:06,360
You're gonna yell at the one person
who can convince him to go to college?

1152
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:08,362
- You're right. You're right.
- I know.

1153
01:10:08,362 --> 01:10:10,614
You think that they, uh...? That...?

1154
01:10:10,614 --> 01:10:12,157
Call her. Call her now.

1155
01:10:19,456 --> 01:10:20,290
Hi.

1156
01:10:21,083 --> 01:10:22,709
I was gonna call you.

1157
01:10:22,709 --> 01:10:24,670
Listen, I don't think I can do this.

1158
01:10:24,670 --> 01:10:26,755
Percy has gotten way too attached.

1159
01:10:27,381 --> 01:10:29,007
You can have the car.

1160
01:10:30,175 --> 01:10:31,176
Really?

1161
01:10:32,261 --> 01:10:33,428
Even though we didn't...?

1162
01:10:33,428 --> 01:10:37,099
Uh, listen, you got him out of his shell,
and that's all we wanted.

1163
01:10:37,099 --> 01:10:40,435
But now he's got this idea
that he wants to stay in Montauk,

1164
01:10:40,435 --> 01:10:43,981
and you need to convince him
that he has to go to college.

1165
01:10:46,608 --> 01:10:47,442
Yeah.

1166
01:10:48,151 --> 01:10:51,238
Great. Great.
I'll sign over the title today.

1167
01:10:54,324 --> 01:10:57,327
So if I can convince
him to go to Princeton, I get the car?

1168
01:10:57,327 --> 01:10:59,246
I don't have to have sex with him anymore?

1169
01:10:59,246 --> 01:11:01,331
- Hello? Maddie? Hello?
- Maddie?

1170
01:11:01,331 --> 01:11:02,249
Hello?

1171
01:11:49,630 --> 01:11:50,631
Can I try some wine?

1172
01:11:52,466 --> 01:11:53,383
- Yeah.
- Sure.

1173
01:11:53,383 --> 01:11:55,135
- I think that's okay.
- Mm-hm.

1174
01:12:03,143 --> 01:12:05,020
Okay. That's good.

1175
01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:05,938
Easy there.

1176
01:12:16,073 --> 01:12:17,449
Sweetie, please.

1177
01:12:18,116 --> 01:12:20,494
- You wanna savor it. Savor it.
- Yeah.

1178
01:12:34,132 --> 01:12:35,842
Oh!

1179
01:12:35,842 --> 01:12:37,970
Did I double-book?

1180
01:12:45,727 --> 01:12:48,188
Aren't you guys gonna
ask Maddie about herself?

1181
01:12:49,398 --> 01:12:52,567
Oh, uh, Maddie, where are you—?
Where are you from?

1182
01:12:52,567 --> 01:12:55,821
Um, here, actually. I'm from here.

1183
01:12:55,821 --> 01:12:58,574
Yeah, in fact, she's never—
You've never left, right?

1184
01:12:58,574 --> 01:13:01,285
Well, it's so beautiful here,
I don't blame you.

1185
01:13:02,494 --> 01:13:03,662
This chicken is delicious.

1186
01:13:03,662 --> 01:13:04,830
Oh, thank you.

1187
01:13:05,455 --> 01:13:07,791
- Mom, you didn't make it. Inez did.
- Percy.

1188
01:13:08,709 --> 01:13:11,962
Well, the important thing is
that it's delicious.

1189
01:13:11,962 --> 01:13:13,839
I think the important thing is the truth.

1190
01:13:14,923 --> 01:13:18,176
And I haven't been
entirely truthful with you all.

1191
01:13:18,176 --> 01:13:20,887
I didn't get the dates wrong.

1192
01:13:22,180 --> 01:13:23,849
I just wanted to introduce you to them,

1193
01:13:23,849 --> 01:13:26,018
but I didn't know how to explain
how old you are.

1194
01:13:31,231 --> 01:13:32,691
Well, I'm not that old.

1195
01:13:33,358 --> 01:13:35,027
Uh, I actually know someone

1196
01:13:35,027 --> 01:13:37,905
who married
our high school Spanish teacher.

1197
01:13:38,655 --> 01:13:39,823
Forty-year age difference.

1198
01:13:39,823 --> 01:13:42,326
Forty years?
And that's how old you are, right?

1199
01:13:42,326 --> 01:13:43,243
No.

1200
01:13:44,828 --> 01:13:47,789
You guys aren't gonna ask us how we met?

1201
01:13:49,875 --> 01:13:51,335
Oh. How'd you meet?

1202
01:13:51,335 --> 01:13:54,421
Do you wanna tell them?
No, I'll tell them. This is so us.

1203
01:13:54,421 --> 01:13:56,006
It's actually really random.

1204
01:13:56,006 --> 01:13:57,966
- Maddie came in to adopt a dog.
- Oh!

1205
01:13:57,966 --> 01:14:02,471
Yeah, but I rejected her application
because she was totally unqualified.

1206
01:14:02,471 --> 01:14:03,764
But we still hit it off.

1207
01:14:03,764 --> 01:14:05,974
I mean, the first day we met,
I had to Mace her,

1208
01:14:05,974 --> 01:14:07,142
she was so fucking horny.

1209
01:14:07,142 --> 01:14:08,936
Percy. Percy, be a gentleman.

1210
01:14:08,936 --> 01:14:11,355
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

1211
01:14:11,355 --> 01:14:14,816
We actually have a lot in common.
In four years, we'll both be seniors.

1212
01:14:14,816 --> 01:14:16,777
Oh.

1213
01:14:16,777 --> 01:14:18,695
Oh, I'm so— Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

1214
01:14:18,695 --> 01:14:21,156
I have to get this,
but keep getting to know each other,

1215
01:14:21,156 --> 01:14:22,574
you know, chat.

1216
01:14:22,574 --> 01:14:23,784
My favorite people.

1217
01:14:27,746 --> 01:14:29,289
- Did you tell him?
- No.

1218
01:14:34,002 --> 01:14:34,836
I brought tools.

1219
01:14:34,836 --> 01:14:37,047
We need to move fast.
We're in the middle of dinner.

1220
01:14:37,047 --> 01:14:40,467
- What are you having?
- Roasted chicken and salad.

1221
01:14:40,467 --> 01:14:42,427
I fucking love salad.

1222
01:14:51,019 --> 01:14:52,771
She's gonna hate not having hubcaps.

1223
01:14:58,735 --> 01:14:59,820
It's very simple.

1224
01:14:59,820 --> 01:15:03,240
She broke your heart, you break the car,
since that's all she cares about.

1225
01:15:04,616 --> 01:15:06,827
She was just like
every other thing in my life:

1226
01:15:07,452 --> 01:15:09,037
Planned by my parents.

1227
01:15:17,713 --> 01:15:20,090
Fuck! It's not doing anything.

1228
01:15:20,757 --> 01:15:22,342
Goddamn American-built.

1229
01:15:31,977 --> 01:15:34,062
- Yeah. Yeah! Okay.
- Yeah.

1230
01:15:41,737 --> 01:15:42,821
That'll teach her.

1231
01:15:47,451 --> 01:15:49,119
- Oh, God.
- Hey, there he is.

1232
01:15:50,579 --> 01:15:51,830
Everything all right?

1233
01:16:04,885 --> 01:16:05,719
Hey.

1234
01:16:07,763 --> 01:16:08,764
How we doing?

1235
01:16:10,599 --> 01:16:11,725
Where were you?

1236
01:16:15,437 --> 01:16:16,730
You okay? I—

1237
01:16:16,730 --> 01:16:18,941
Percy, your parents are downstairs.

1238
01:16:19,566 --> 01:16:21,151
I really don't think they mind.

1239
01:16:21,818 --> 01:16:26,531
- Well, can we just talk? God!
- Stop. What's—? Ow. Ow! My wrist.

1240
01:16:30,661 --> 01:16:31,870
What's going on?

1241
01:16:37,167 --> 01:16:38,543
I'm just a little confused.

1242
01:16:39,127 --> 01:16:40,212
Because I—

1243
01:16:40,212 --> 01:16:42,756
Because I thought you wanted
to have sex with me.

1244
01:16:43,382 --> 01:16:44,299
So...

1245
01:16:44,299 --> 01:16:48,220
If there's something I don't know,
just tell me.

1246
01:16:51,098 --> 01:16:52,182
No.

1247
01:16:52,182 --> 01:16:53,558
No?

1248
01:16:53,558 --> 01:16:54,768
No.

1249
01:16:56,395 --> 01:16:57,854
I want to. Let's do it.

1250
01:17:00,816 --> 01:17:01,984
Let's have sex.

1251
01:17:02,734 --> 01:17:05,112
This is what you want?
This will make you happy?

1252
01:17:05,112 --> 01:17:07,155
Yeah. Yep.

1253
01:17:07,823 --> 01:17:08,657
Great.

1254
01:17:31,597 --> 01:17:32,431
Um...

1255
01:17:33,140 --> 01:17:34,808
What—? What do I do?

1256
01:17:34,808 --> 01:17:35,892
Get on top.

1257
01:17:41,356 --> 01:17:44,276
- Okay. Yes.
- Okay. And now...

1258
01:17:45,777 --> 01:17:47,195
Okay, I'll help you.

1259
01:17:47,195 --> 01:17:49,448
- Oh...
- Percy, you're not...

1260
01:17:50,324 --> 01:17:52,034
- And then I'll help you—
- Oh, fuck!

1261
01:18:04,254 --> 01:18:05,464
Did you come too?

1262
01:18:06,256 --> 01:18:07,090
No.

1263
01:18:07,090 --> 01:18:08,425
Mm.

1264
01:18:10,093 --> 01:18:12,512
Uh... that was my thighs.

1265
01:18:15,015 --> 01:18:16,016
Just gonna...

1266
01:18:27,611 --> 01:18:31,114
By the way, your car is in the forest,
crushed by a tree.

1267
01:18:31,907 --> 01:18:32,741
What?

1268
01:18:33,909 --> 01:18:37,579
I had some kind of stupid idea
that you actually liked me.

1269
01:18:39,539 --> 01:18:40,582
Percy.

1270
01:18:41,166 --> 01:18:42,626
Was any of it real?

1271
01:18:42,626 --> 01:18:43,919
Yes.

1272
01:18:44,670 --> 01:18:47,589
It is real. I've told you things
I've never told anybody.

1273
01:18:49,508 --> 01:18:53,303
I was just trying to save my house.
It wasn't personal.

1274
01:18:54,513 --> 01:18:55,931
It felt personal to me.

1275
01:18:55,931 --> 01:18:59,893
- Percy, I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
- You should go, I think.

1276
01:19:21,873 --> 01:19:24,543
The truth is,
one day I'll live in Paris or something,

1277
01:19:24,543 --> 01:19:27,754
and I'll come back to visit Montauk
and you'll still be here.

1278
01:19:32,301 --> 01:19:33,969
How much money do your parents have?

1279
01:19:34,970 --> 01:19:37,556
Why don't you go ask them?
I know you guys are close.

1280
01:19:38,140 --> 01:19:40,726
But you're rich, right?
You never have to worry about money.

1281
01:19:42,227 --> 01:19:45,272
So my life is amazing, right?
I have no problems.

1282
01:19:45,272 --> 01:19:46,898
I'm gonna lose my house.

1283
01:19:49,192 --> 01:19:51,612
And I don't have a rich dad
that can help me.

1284
01:19:51,612 --> 01:19:52,988
Actually, Maddie, you do.

1285
01:19:52,988 --> 01:19:54,948
And you're gonna waste
your life in that house

1286
01:19:54,948 --> 01:19:56,950
waiting for him to come back
and apologize.

1287
01:19:57,576 --> 01:20:00,412
Because that's really why
you never made it past New York, right?

1288
01:20:51,046 --> 01:20:52,422
What? Gary, no.

1289
01:20:52,422 --> 01:20:54,258
No, no, no.

1290
01:20:54,258 --> 01:20:56,093
This is not my car.

1291
01:20:56,093 --> 01:21:00,013
Well, your name's on the title.
It's your car.

1292
01:21:02,015 --> 01:21:04,351
What am I supposed to do
with a car that doesn't run?

1293
01:21:04,977 --> 01:21:06,228
Who says it doesn't run?

1294
01:21:08,563 --> 01:21:10,399
These things are built to last.

1295
01:21:12,192 --> 01:21:13,277
Unlike us.

1296
01:21:15,821 --> 01:21:16,863
What?

1297
01:21:18,949 --> 01:21:20,367
I didn't say anything.

1298
01:21:31,086 --> 01:21:32,754
What the fuck, you guys?

1299
01:21:32,754 --> 01:21:34,381
Percy, language.

1300
01:21:34,381 --> 01:21:37,593
You don't get to tell me
what to do anymore. I'm the parents now.

1301
01:21:38,594 --> 01:21:41,263
What other stuff have you been
doing for me I don't know about?

1302
01:21:43,390 --> 01:21:45,892
That time I beat you in basketball,
did you let me win?

1303
01:21:45,892 --> 01:21:48,520
No. You beat me fair and square.

1304
01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:49,730
What about Kyle McElroy?

1305
01:21:50,564 --> 01:21:52,232
Kyle McElroy.

1306
01:21:52,232 --> 01:21:55,235
The kid who bullied me.
Did you have him expelled?

1307
01:21:55,235 --> 01:21:59,281
No. I was told it was a dream of his
to go to military school.

1308
01:22:00,365 --> 01:22:02,993
Okay. Whatever this is, it's done.

1309
01:22:03,911 --> 01:22:07,247
You can't track me anymore.
I'm changing my phone passcode.

1310
01:22:07,247 --> 01:22:08,248
To what?

1311
01:22:08,916 --> 01:22:11,335
Okay, this is exactly
what I'm talking about.

1312
01:22:11,335 --> 01:22:13,462
I know you're trying to help me,
but you're not.

1313
01:22:14,755 --> 01:22:18,884
You have to let me fail
or succeed on my own.

1314
01:22:19,968 --> 01:22:20,969
Understood?

1315
01:22:23,221 --> 01:22:24,264
Okay, you can go.

1316
01:22:25,474 --> 01:22:26,308
Okay.

1317
01:22:30,187 --> 01:22:32,064
- Stop! Leave it.
- Yeah.

1318
01:22:56,213 --> 01:22:57,047
Kelly?

1319
01:22:58,340 --> 01:22:59,967
I have your picture.

1320
01:23:02,678 --> 01:23:03,804
Get in.

1321
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:07,349
- I'm not getting in that car.
- Get in.

1322
01:23:14,439 --> 01:23:15,691
Finish him!

1323
01:23:20,821 --> 01:23:22,155
Fatality.

1324
01:23:56,690 --> 01:23:58,650
To Maddie. You figured it out.

1325
01:23:58,650 --> 01:24:01,403
Yeah. I mean,
that car's a little banged up.

1326
01:24:01,403 --> 01:24:04,031
Whatever, the summer's over.
We got our town back.

1327
01:24:04,031 --> 01:24:06,325
And we can still have Thanksgiving
at my place.

1328
01:24:08,577 --> 01:24:10,829
- Yeah.
- What?

1329
01:24:10,829 --> 01:24:11,914
Um...

1330
01:24:13,290 --> 01:24:15,167
Okay. Fine, I'll do it.

1331
01:24:15,167 --> 01:24:17,461
Here it goes. Uh...

1332
01:24:19,421 --> 01:24:21,256
Sara has something to tell you.

1333
01:24:23,175 --> 01:24:25,010
Thank you, Jim. Um...

1334
01:24:27,679 --> 01:24:30,223
- We're gonna move to Florida, I think.
- What?

1335
01:24:30,807 --> 01:24:32,976
I know, I know,
we wouldn't if we didn't have to.

1336
01:24:32,976 --> 01:24:35,062
You know that.
I don't wanna move to Florida.

1337
01:24:35,062 --> 01:24:37,731
We just can't afford
to buy our own place here.

1338
01:24:37,731 --> 01:24:40,859
And we can't keep staying
with Jim's parents when the baby comes.

1339
01:24:40,859 --> 01:24:43,820
- They only have one bathroom.
- Can't believe this.

1340
01:24:44,488 --> 01:24:46,365
We're really out of options. I'm sorry.

1341
01:24:46,365 --> 01:24:49,701
- Yeah. We wanna stay.
- Don't be mad.

1342
01:24:49,701 --> 01:24:54,206
I'm not mad. I just...
I can't believe you're leaving.

1343
01:24:54,831 --> 01:24:57,167
Well, I can't believe you're staying.

1344
01:24:57,167 --> 01:24:59,294
What does that mean?

1345
01:25:00,754 --> 01:25:03,507
You know what, I just—
My buddy's in the bathroom.

1346
01:25:06,009 --> 01:25:10,222
I just mean that... I don't know.

1347
01:25:10,973 --> 01:25:13,016
How long are you gonna keep doing this?

1348
01:25:13,016 --> 01:25:16,103
Having sex for Buicks?
This is probably it.

1349
01:25:16,103 --> 01:25:17,396
That wasn't what I meant.

1350
01:25:17,396 --> 01:25:20,649
I did what I needed to do
to save my mom's house, okay?

1351
01:25:21,191 --> 01:25:27,239
Yeah. You keep saying that,
but your mom wanted you to be happy.

1352
01:25:28,240 --> 01:25:29,199
You don't seem happy.

1353
01:25:30,117 --> 01:25:31,827
- I am happy.
- Are you?

1354
01:25:35,372 --> 01:25:36,665
I like my life here.

1355
01:25:40,335 --> 01:25:41,336
All right.

1356
01:25:43,046 --> 01:25:45,882
I should tell you I go back
to the city tomorrow morning.

1357
01:25:45,882 --> 01:25:47,884
Oh, tomorrow?
Can't you go any sooner?

1358
01:25:48,969 --> 01:25:50,053
You're funny.

1359
01:25:55,809 --> 01:25:59,771
What is this? A finger trap?
I used to love these things.

1360
01:26:03,942 --> 01:26:05,527
- You okay?
- Mm-hm.

1361
01:26:05,527 --> 01:26:07,988
So do you live in the city?

1362
01:26:08,614 --> 01:26:09,615
Mm-hm.

1363
01:26:10,866 --> 01:26:13,201
Have you been out here
for the whole summer or...?

1364
01:26:13,201 --> 01:26:14,703
What is this, a questionnaire?

1365
01:26:15,454 --> 01:26:17,497
I was trying to get to know you.

1366
01:26:18,832 --> 01:26:20,584
I'm sorry. Um...

1367
01:26:24,379 --> 01:26:25,547
I have an idea.

1368
01:26:26,715 --> 01:26:27,799
Close your eyes for me?

1369
01:26:28,675 --> 01:26:30,719
Come on, close them. Give me your finger.

1370
01:26:34,681 --> 01:26:35,515
Forward.

1371
01:26:36,475 --> 01:26:37,517
Up.

1372
01:26:37,517 --> 01:26:39,227
Okay, open your eyes.

1373
01:26:39,227 --> 01:26:40,771
Oh, what the fuck?

1374
01:26:40,771 --> 01:26:43,065
- That's disgusting.
- Ow! Ow!

1375
01:26:43,065 --> 01:26:45,943
- Stop pulling on it!
- This was a gift from a friend.

1376
01:26:45,943 --> 01:26:47,945
Ow! Ow. Ow.
Don't pull it, don't pull it, don't—

1377
01:26:47,945 --> 01:26:49,738
You have to push in to get out.

1378
01:26:49,738 --> 01:26:50,864
I'm trying.

1379
01:26:52,407 --> 01:26:54,159
Ugh.

1380
01:26:56,662 --> 01:26:59,373
That was kind of weird, huh?

1381
01:27:00,999 --> 01:27:02,000
Anyways.

1382
01:27:03,085 --> 01:27:04,711
I live in Battery Park.

1383
01:27:04,711 --> 01:27:05,629
Get out.

1384
01:27:06,463 --> 01:27:07,297
Yeah.

1385
01:27:40,706 --> 01:27:41,707
Here you go.

1386
01:28:02,936 --> 01:28:04,229
Doug Khan Realty.

1387
01:28:04,229 --> 01:28:07,232
Doug. It's Maddie. I wanna sell.

1388
01:28:07,232 --> 01:28:08,400
Great!

1389
01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:10,861
Don't get too excited. There's a catch.

1390
01:28:16,158 --> 01:28:17,409
Hey, is he here?

1391
01:28:18,160 --> 01:28:18,994
No.

1392
01:28:20,245 --> 01:28:23,206
Well, he won't return my calls or texts.
Will you tell him I came in?

1393
01:28:23,832 --> 01:28:25,375
Absolutely fucking not.

1394
01:28:25,375 --> 01:28:26,543
Really?

1395
01:28:26,543 --> 01:28:29,087
Yeah. You fucked up. He's a special guy.

1396
01:28:32,925 --> 01:28:34,301
Cocaine!

1397
01:28:39,723 --> 01:28:40,766
All right.

1398
01:28:40,766 --> 01:28:42,225
Let's hear it.

1399
01:28:42,225 --> 01:28:45,145
"My name is Jody and I'm a registered..."

1400
01:28:45,145 --> 01:28:48,398
Remember when I said
I've made some powerful friends nannying?

1401
01:28:48,398 --> 01:28:51,526
That includes
the Suffolk County tax assessor.

1402
01:28:51,526 --> 01:28:54,238
And they're gonna make
your property taxes go up.

1403
01:28:54,821 --> 01:28:55,822
Way up.

1404
01:28:55,822 --> 01:28:57,199
I sold the house.

1405
01:29:00,911 --> 01:29:05,123
Sorry, can I actually use your bathroom?
It's number two, so...

1406
01:29:05,958 --> 01:29:06,959
Okay.

1407
01:29:09,127 --> 01:29:10,212
It's Maddie.

1408
01:29:11,088 --> 01:29:12,547
Can I talk to him?

1409
01:29:12,547 --> 01:29:14,007
He's not home.

1410
01:29:14,007 --> 01:29:16,176
He'll be at the Princeton mixer later.

1411
01:29:16,176 --> 01:29:18,220
Okay. Thanks.

1412
01:29:45,956 --> 01:29:48,375
And there are several eating clubs
to choose from,

1413
01:29:48,375 --> 01:29:50,711
if you make it to junior year.

1414
01:29:50,711 --> 01:29:54,339
I can't wait to be eaten at Princeton.

1415
01:29:54,339 --> 01:29:55,966
- What?
- I've tried calling you.

1416
01:29:55,966 --> 01:29:57,634
You can't just ignore me.

1417
01:29:57,634 --> 01:29:58,885
Leave me alone.

1418
01:29:58,885 --> 01:30:00,596
Percy, don't shut me out.

1419
01:30:01,722 --> 01:30:03,807
- I don't owe you anything.
- Stop.

1420
01:30:03,807 --> 01:30:04,891
Percy.

1421
01:30:05,434 --> 01:30:08,604
I don't owe you anything.
I don't owe you anything.

1422
01:30:08,604 --> 01:30:09,896
Well, I owe you something.

1423
01:30:10,439 --> 01:30:12,232
Our friendship is real.

1424
01:30:12,232 --> 01:30:15,277
You made me realize
I needed to push in to get out.

1425
01:30:15,819 --> 01:30:18,655
I was hurt. So I hurt people.

1426
01:30:19,406 --> 01:30:21,742
Percy. Percy.

1427
01:30:22,576 --> 01:30:25,579
Percy, unlock the door.
Come on, open the door.

1428
01:30:25,579 --> 01:30:26,788
Please, let's talk.

1429
01:30:31,585 --> 01:30:32,419
What are you doing?

1430
01:30:32,419 --> 01:30:35,422
Get off the hood.
I don't want anything to do with you.

1431
01:30:35,422 --> 01:30:37,925
I'm not getting off until you talk to me.

1432
01:30:39,176 --> 01:30:40,844
Then I guess we're doing this.

1433
01:30:42,387 --> 01:30:45,974
Hey, okay. Easy. Easy. Fuck.

1434
01:30:45,974 --> 01:30:48,060
This is scary.
I can't believe you did this.

1435
01:30:48,060 --> 01:30:49,227
Then get off!

1436
01:30:49,227 --> 01:30:52,731
No! Not until you believe me
that I care about you.

1437
01:30:52,731 --> 01:30:55,776
You lied to me
just so you could get a fucking car.

1438
01:30:55,776 --> 01:30:58,278
- You don't give a shit about me.
- Yes, I do.

1439
01:30:58,278 --> 01:31:00,113
Pull over! Let's talk!

1440
01:31:01,448 --> 01:31:03,283
Get off the hood of my car!

1441
01:31:03,700 --> 01:31:04,826
Make me!

1442
01:31:06,620 --> 01:31:08,330
- Had enough?
- No!

1443
01:31:08,330 --> 01:31:10,624
Oh, my God!

1444
01:31:10,624 --> 01:31:15,379
- I can't see! You're blocking me!
- Oh, my God! Percy!

1445
01:31:21,260 --> 01:31:22,344
Fire!

1446
01:31:35,107 --> 01:31:35,983
Oh, shit.

1447
01:31:36,608 --> 01:31:37,609
Oh, my God.

1448
01:31:41,113 --> 01:31:42,239
Oh, shit.

1449
01:31:49,162 --> 01:31:50,247
Maddie?

1450
01:31:50,247 --> 01:31:52,416
Maddie!

1451
01:31:56,420 --> 01:31:57,588
It's okay.

1452
01:32:03,135 --> 01:32:04,177
I'm sorry.

1453
01:32:05,262 --> 01:32:06,388
I'm sorry.

1454
01:32:28,827 --> 01:32:32,039
I just got my license
and I've already ruined two cars.

1455
01:32:33,165 --> 01:32:35,751
The Buick's not ruined. I fixed it up.

1456
01:32:38,545 --> 01:32:40,005
It just needed a little love.

1457
01:32:41,715 --> 01:32:43,800
My grandfather shot himself in that Buick.

1458
01:32:45,761 --> 01:32:46,762
I'm kidding.

1459
01:32:48,597 --> 01:32:49,640
You little shit.

1460
01:32:50,682 --> 01:32:52,351
You're lucky I came back for you.

1461
01:32:53,101 --> 01:32:54,645
Where would you be without me?

1462
01:32:56,855 --> 01:32:59,483
I'd definitely still be a virgin.

1463
01:33:00,984 --> 01:33:02,736
You're still a virgin, hotshot.

1464
01:33:02,736 --> 01:33:04,154
No, that counts, actually.

1465
01:33:05,739 --> 01:33:08,283
Well, you can tell your friends in college
whatever you want.

1466
01:33:09,868 --> 01:33:11,453
If I make any friends.

1467
01:33:13,997 --> 01:33:15,540
What do you mean? We're friends.

1468
01:33:22,130 --> 01:33:24,758
I think we're probably gonna
come back out for Thanksgiving.

1469
01:33:25,342 --> 01:33:26,468
I won't be here.

1470
01:33:28,136 --> 01:33:30,973
I sold the house.
I'm moving to California.

1471
01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:42,734
You're gonna be okay.

1472
01:33:45,862 --> 01:33:47,906
What are you, some kind of wise Buddha?

1473
01:33:47,906 --> 01:33:50,200
I'm older than you. You're gonna be okay.

1474
01:33:52,369 --> 01:33:53,704
We're both gonna be okay.

1475
01:34:03,088 --> 01:34:03,922
Maddie?

1476
01:34:04,464 --> 01:34:05,299
Yeah?

1477
01:34:05,799 --> 01:34:06,925
It still counts.

1478
01:34:13,640 --> 01:34:15,934
Am I being executed? Is that the surprise?

1479
01:34:15,934 --> 01:34:17,060
No peeking!

1480
01:34:17,060 --> 01:34:18,562
Yeah, no. This is good news.

1481
01:34:18,562 --> 01:34:21,231
You're not blindfolding me
to tell me you're having an affair?

1482
01:34:21,231 --> 01:34:22,482
All right.

1483
01:34:26,945 --> 01:34:29,156
- What am I looking at?
- The house.

1484
01:34:29,156 --> 01:34:30,157
The house.

1485
01:34:30,157 --> 01:34:32,159
Instead of selling it
to some rich asshole,

1486
01:34:32,159 --> 01:34:33,911
I decided to sell it to you guys.

1487
01:34:33,911 --> 01:34:36,121
Yeah, a regular asshole.

1488
01:34:36,121 --> 01:34:38,999
Who had to sell one of the boats.

1489
01:34:38,999 --> 01:34:40,500
Maddie, we can't.

1490
01:34:40,500 --> 01:34:42,920
No, we can.
And she could've gotten more for it.

1491
01:34:42,920 --> 01:34:44,379
I got enough.

1492
01:34:45,589 --> 01:34:47,758
This is how we stay.
This is what we wanted.

1493
01:34:48,592 --> 01:34:50,761
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1494
01:34:53,263 --> 01:34:54,097
Oh, wait.

1495
01:34:55,933 --> 01:34:59,686
Oh, right, the thing you made.

1496
01:34:59,686 --> 01:35:01,563
- There it is.
- Should we put it up?

1497
01:35:02,314 --> 01:35:03,523
- Mm-hm.
- We will do that.

1498
01:35:03,523 --> 01:35:05,150
We're gonna do it as soon as you leave.

1499
01:35:06,610 --> 01:35:08,528
Well, I guess this is it.

1500
01:35:08,528 --> 01:35:12,699
- Call us as soon as you get there, okay?
- Or don't. Totally fine either way.

1501
01:35:12,699 --> 01:35:13,784
Yeah. We're cool.

1502
01:35:13,784 --> 01:35:16,370
- Are you guys gonna be okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.

1503
01:35:16,370 --> 01:35:18,747
Empty nesters. Finally.

1504
01:35:19,623 --> 01:35:21,708
Yeah, come on. Get out of here, you.

1505
01:35:27,965 --> 01:35:29,049
I love you guys.

1506
01:35:29,049 --> 01:35:31,093
- And we love you so much.
- Love you too, huh?

1507
01:35:31,093 --> 01:35:32,344
Please don't follow me out.

1508
01:35:32,344 --> 01:35:33,762
- No.
- Okay.

1509
01:35:33,762 --> 01:35:34,930
Okay.

1510
01:35:38,392 --> 01:35:41,103
- Sure you don't want help with the bags?
- No, I got it.

1511
01:35:47,734 --> 01:35:49,653
Well, let him do it.

1512
01:35:49,653 --> 01:35:50,988
Yeah.

1513
01:35:55,492 --> 01:35:56,326
Honey.

1514
01:36:00,038 --> 01:36:01,039
Yeah, that's it.

1515
01:36:01,665 --> 01:36:03,041
- That's worth it.
- Yeah!

1516
01:36:03,041 --> 01:36:04,585
Um, okay.

1517
01:36:06,378 --> 01:36:09,464
- All right. All right, guys. See you.
- Bye, sweetie.

1518
01:36:14,469 --> 01:36:15,304
Okay.

1519
01:36:15,304 --> 01:36:17,556
- Nice! All right.
- Yeah.

1520
01:36:17,556 --> 01:36:19,516
- I'll see you guys for Thanksgiving.
- Yeah.

1521
01:36:19,516 --> 01:36:20,434
Okay.

1522
01:36:24,146 --> 01:36:25,147
Wrong way.

1523
01:36:25,147 --> 01:36:26,565
- Bye!
- Bye, sweetheart.

1524
01:36:35,949 --> 01:36:37,993
Your Uber's here.

1525
01:36:37,993 --> 01:36:40,162
I requested no conversation.

1526
01:36:40,162 --> 01:36:44,082
Oh, we're talking, buddy.
All the way to Princeton.

1527
01:36:44,082 --> 01:36:47,753
Then I'm gonna call you
for my whole drive to California.

1528
01:36:47,753 --> 01:36:49,379
Tell you about my new boyfriend.

1529
01:36:51,506 --> 01:36:52,591
New boyfriend?

1530
01:36:53,258 --> 01:36:54,843
He's a former cop.

1531
01:36:54,843 --> 01:36:56,053
Okay.

1532
01:36:56,053 --> 01:36:58,180
He's had some drug addiction in the past.

1533
01:36:58,180 --> 01:36:59,306
Uh-huh.

1534
01:37:00,307 --> 01:37:01,516
Do you want to meet him?

1535
01:37:02,059 --> 01:37:02,893
No.

1536
01:37:02,893 --> 01:37:05,520
Well, he really wants to meet you.
Come on!

1537
01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:08,899
Milo! Hey! Hey.

1538
01:37:11,860 --> 01:37:13,070
You ready to leave?

1539
01:37:14,321 --> 01:37:15,447
Yeah.

1540
01:37:16,490 --> 01:37:17,324
Are you?

1541
01:37:17,324 --> 01:37:18,242
Yeah.