1 00:00:01,973 --> 00:00:03,873 And of course I set it to Icelandic time 2 00:00:03,973 --> 00:00:07,300 because we share a love of the aurora borealis, Gordy. 3 00:00:07,435 --> 00:00:10,853 And you have no idea how to tell time. 4 00:00:11,574 --> 00:00:13,108 Great gift, Dad. 5 00:00:13,218 --> 00:00:15,016 Way to think things through. 6 00:00:15,107 --> 00:00:18,251 Somehow, you'd think that a man who can send a rocket into space 7 00:00:18,332 --> 00:00:21,396 would be able to manage a halfway decent birthday present. 8 00:00:21,550 --> 00:00:23,170 Nope. 9 00:00:23,669 --> 00:00:26,308 You know, Gordy, all things considered, 10 00:00:26,428 --> 00:00:28,875 maybe my gift isn't so bad after all. 11 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:33,099 Hey, Gordy. Surprise! 12 00:00:34,239 --> 00:00:36,008 Now, there's a gift. 13 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:38,529 Here you go, Gordy. 14 00:00:38,611 --> 00:00:40,728 Happy birthday. 15 00:00:41,556 --> 00:00:44,649 Oh, beautiful, Haley. 16 00:02:00,557 --> 00:02:03,059 Good morning, on what is sure to be a windy one. 17 00:02:03,183 --> 00:02:04,811 We have a high wind warning 18 00:02:04,947 --> 00:02:07,420 for the L.A. County coast and valleys 19 00:02:07,556 --> 00:02:10,820 with some clouds sure to come in around 10:00 a.m. 20 00:02:10,914 --> 00:02:13,937 And even though the high gust warning will 21 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:16,794 expire mid to late morning, you'll still want to keep... 22 00:02:17,361 --> 00:02:19,146 The search for a group of missing hikers 23 00:02:19,228 --> 00:02:22,714 is set to resume this morning just outside Agua Dulce. 24 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,849 The tour group went out two days ago 25 00:02:24,989 --> 00:02:26,839 and on the Pacific Crest Trail 26 00:02:26,945 --> 00:02:29,381 but didn't come back as expected that night. 27 00:02:29,508 --> 00:02:31,396 Crews started searching yesterday morning... 28 00:02:31,509 --> 00:02:33,155 And traffic is already backed up 29 00:02:33,255 --> 00:02:36,263 due to an accident on the southbound 101. 30 00:02:36,369 --> 00:02:39,017 It is 7:44 with Bo and Ives. 31 00:02:50,663 --> 00:02:52,290 Bang. 32 00:02:58,500 --> 00:02:59,808 Bang. 33 00:03:01,165 --> 00:03:02,292 Bang. 34 00:03:04,088 --> 00:03:05,489 Come on. 35 00:03:07,106 --> 00:03:09,883 Down, down. Down, down, down. 36 00:03:10,063 --> 00:03:12,404 Bang! Yes, a good boy. 37 00:03:12,676 --> 00:03:14,256 Up. Up, up. 38 00:03:14,297 --> 00:03:16,327 Okay, up. Up, up. 39 00:03:17,590 --> 00:03:19,656 Got to keep our heads up out the clouds on this one. 40 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,171 I know. 41 00:03:28,353 --> 00:03:30,021 Now, we land this... 42 00:03:30,765 --> 00:03:32,816 Yeah. Like Six Guns. 43 00:03:34,025 --> 00:03:36,259 I mean, we really put on a show, well... 44 00:03:37,172 --> 00:03:39,865 you know they're gonna bring us back for the sequel. 45 00:03:41,257 --> 00:03:44,995 Well, we sure as hell ain't got to sell no more horses. 46 00:03:45,538 --> 00:03:47,289 So just execute. 47 00:03:48,946 --> 00:03:51,672 And we ain't got no more problems. 48 00:03:55,342 --> 00:03:56,507 You good? 49 00:03:58,852 --> 00:03:59,927 You good? 50 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,098 Where your sister? 51 00:04:04,694 --> 00:04:06,386 What's that about? 52 00:04:06,548 --> 00:04:09,110 - She's supposed to be here. - Yeah. 53 00:04:30,858 --> 00:04:32,042 Goddamn it. 54 00:04:33,146 --> 00:04:35,921 Thought I told you to fix the damn walker. 55 00:04:43,094 --> 00:04:45,097 You hear that? 56 00:05:08,126 --> 00:05:09,579 Pops. 57 00:05:32,227 --> 00:05:34,111 - Come on, come on. Pop. - Firefly. 58 00:05:34,297 --> 00:05:36,424 - What else? What else? - Ghost. 59 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,473 Beethoven. 60 00:05:40,058 --> 00:05:42,262 - Commodore. - Yeah. 61 00:05:42,752 --> 00:05:43,906 Virgil. 62 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:46,959 You good. You good. You good. You good. 63 00:05:47,135 --> 00:05:49,594 - You good, man. You good. You good. - Ghost. 64 00:05:49,675 --> 00:05:50,566 Pops? 65 00:05:50,669 --> 00:05:52,127 - Lucky. - Pops. 66 00:05:52,989 --> 00:05:54,834 - Pops. Pops! - Commodore. 67 00:08:15,513 --> 00:08:16,807 OJ. 68 00:08:17,319 --> 00:08:19,685 - Hi, horsie. - Hey. Don't look him in the eyes, please. 69 00:08:19,779 --> 00:08:22,344 Okay. You ready to do the safety meeting? 70 00:08:22,437 --> 00:08:24,689 I'm gonna need like five... 71 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:28,835 - My team's almost here. - Your team's not here. Okay. Hold. 72 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,516 Sorry, I got the horse guy talking to me, too. What's up? 73 00:08:31,616 --> 00:08:33,323 - Safety meeting at the... - Copy. 74 00:08:33,476 --> 00:08:36,137 Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Bonnie Clayton on set. 75 00:08:36,227 --> 00:08:38,163 Here she is, everybody. 76 00:08:38,288 --> 00:08:41,917 Take a look at all... of that. 77 00:08:43,918 --> 00:08:46,171 Fynn, this is OJ, our horse trainer. 78 00:08:46,212 --> 00:08:48,054 You remember these guys from Flash Point. 79 00:08:48,141 --> 00:08:49,425 Yeah. Hi. 80 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,844 Your name is... OJ? 81 00:08:53,661 --> 00:08:55,055 Yeah, Otis Junior. 82 00:08:59,337 --> 00:09:01,979 Where's the o— the other guy? 83 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:04,327 - The senior guy? - Dude, he died. 84 00:09:04,467 --> 00:09:05,816 About six months ago. 85 00:09:05,857 --> 00:09:07,944 A bunch of random shit fell out of a plane. 86 00:09:08,041 --> 00:09:09,903 So I guess we're stuck with Junior over here. 87 00:09:09,944 --> 00:09:11,698 - No. - Yeah. 88 00:09:12,864 --> 00:09:13,832 Okay. 89 00:09:14,074 --> 00:09:15,699 Fuck. Great. 90 00:09:16,910 --> 00:09:18,787 Ant, how we looking? 91 00:09:19,821 --> 00:09:22,541 Yeah, good, if we're selling a horse's ass. 92 00:09:24,042 --> 00:09:25,083 That's... 93 00:09:25,124 --> 00:09:27,079 legendary cinematographer Antlers Holst over here... 94 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:28,630 Let's go ahead and spin the horse. 95 00:09:28,671 --> 00:09:31,717 - But you had said “hold”, so... - And now I'm saying “spin”. Let's go. 96 00:09:32,445 --> 00:09:35,529 Great. And while that's spinning, can we get makeup? 97 00:09:35,613 --> 00:09:38,348 Get makeup for Ms. Bonnie Clayton, please. 98 00:09:38,797 --> 00:09:39,948 Hold on. 99 00:09:40,558 --> 00:09:42,770 - Can you step away from the back? - They told me to come here. 100 00:09:42,811 --> 00:09:44,387 Good call, OJ. 101 00:09:44,638 --> 00:09:47,221 Tell you what, let's do a quick safety meeting. Guys, 102 00:09:47,349 --> 00:09:49,610 this is OJ, our horse trainer. 103 00:09:50,519 --> 00:09:51,778 Take it away. 104 00:09:52,141 --> 00:09:54,072 Kill the music, please. 105 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,669 My name is OJ. 106 00:10:09,185 --> 00:10:11,381 I think my sister's gonna be here in a minute. 107 00:10:11,422 --> 00:10:13,787 Little louder, please. We cannot hear you in the back. 108 00:10:13,925 --> 00:10:16,228 I said, we are animal wranglers 109 00:10:16,628 --> 00:10:18,888 with Haywood Hollywood Horses. And... 110 00:10:20,283 --> 00:10:21,796 did you know the... 111 00:10:22,236 --> 00:10:24,186 - very first assem— - Hey, yo! 112 00:10:24,853 --> 00:10:26,312 Excuse me. Sorry. 113 00:10:27,021 --> 00:10:29,399 I'm so sorry about that. Let me do that. Sorry, brother. 114 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,193 - Safety meeting. - Yeah. 115 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,600 Hello! How y'all doing? 116 00:10:35,714 --> 00:10:37,040 Sorry for the tardiness. 117 00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:39,270 My name is Emerald, that's OJ, 118 00:10:39,357 --> 00:10:42,971 and we are your animal wranglers today with Haywood Hollywood Horses. 119 00:10:43,158 --> 00:10:45,324 Now, did you know that the very first 120 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:48,818 assembly of photographs in sequential order, to create a motion picture, 121 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,117 was a two-second clip of a Black man on a horse? 122 00:10:51,209 --> 00:10:53,244 Yes, it was. Yes, it was. Look it up. 123 00:10:53,371 --> 00:10:55,835 Now, I know you guys know Eadweard Muybridge, 124 00:10:55,935 --> 00:10:59,259 the grandfather of motion pictures who took the pictures that created that clip, 125 00:10:59,346 --> 00:11:02,558 but does anybody know the name of the Black jockey that rode the horse? 126 00:11:04,216 --> 00:11:05,505 No. 127 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,927 Nope? I mean, the very first 128 00:11:08,054 --> 00:11:11,275 stuntman, animal wrangler and movie star all rolled into one, 129 00:11:11,316 --> 00:11:13,683 and there is literally no record of him. 130 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:16,227 That man was a Bahamian jockey 131 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,560 that went by the name of Alistair E. Haywood. 132 00:11:18,666 --> 00:11:21,823 And he is my... great-great-grandfather. 133 00:11:21,934 --> 00:11:24,469 - Great. - There's another “great” grandfather. 134 00:11:24,609 --> 00:11:26,132 That's why back at the Haywood Ranch, 135 00:11:26,226 --> 00:11:28,512 as the only Black-owned horse trainers in Hollywood, 136 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,705 we like to say, “Since the moment pictures could move, 137 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,589 “we had skin in the game.” 138 00:11:36,479 --> 00:11:39,993 All right, let's get into some safety precautions while we're on set, shall we? 139 00:11:40,129 --> 00:11:43,252 Number one, please refrain from making any loud noises, sudden movements, 140 00:11:43,348 --> 00:11:45,574 and keep your cell phones off. We'd really appreciate that. Two, 141 00:11:45,687 --> 00:11:47,420 if you see anything that looks or feels unsafe, 142 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,967 contact me, OJ, or your second in chain of command. 143 00:11:50,088 --> 00:11:51,158 And three, 144 00:11:51,683 --> 00:11:53,389 let's have a great shoot! 145 00:11:53,691 --> 00:11:56,623 And I'm Emerald Haywood. I direct, write, produce, act. 146 00:11:58,756 --> 00:12:02,063 Motorcycles, baby. Look, I make a mean grilled cheese if you're looking for crafty. 147 00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,617 Just holler at me. 148 00:12:07,497 --> 00:12:10,423 Okay, that was great. That was a lot. 149 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:13,382 Let's do a rehearsal. Yeah? Rehearsal? 150 00:12:13,489 --> 00:12:16,176 Rehearsing, we should. We should do one. Rehearsing. 151 00:12:16,282 --> 00:12:18,137 I think he might need a break. 152 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:20,389 Yeah, we'll rehearse one first, and then break, yeah? 153 00:12:20,551 --> 00:12:23,388 - Well, I'm ready to do one. - OJ, she's ready to do one. 154 00:12:23,429 --> 00:12:24,924 Tell the horse we're ready to do one. 155 00:12:24,973 --> 00:12:27,726 VFX, can we get the ball in here while we have a sec? 156 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,460 - Em. - VFX. 157 00:12:29,585 --> 00:12:32,492 And, OJ, you can step off. Step out. Step off. 158 00:12:32,572 --> 00:12:33,690 - Yeah, yeah. - Step out. 159 00:12:33,731 --> 00:12:34,861 Em? 160 00:12:34,978 --> 00:12:36,276 What's the horse's name? 161 00:12:36,317 --> 00:12:37,736 - Lucky. - Lucky. 162 00:12:38,818 --> 00:12:40,697 - Is he? - VFX! 163 00:12:40,738 --> 00:12:41,740 Yeah. Em? 164 00:12:41,781 --> 00:12:43,367 - OJ, let's step off. - You calling me? 165 00:12:43,408 --> 00:12:45,327 - Hey, hey, hey! - I'm trying to work. 166 00:12:45,368 --> 00:12:47,078 What'd I tell you about that, man? 167 00:12:47,158 --> 00:12:48,497 Hey, hey! 168 00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:52,896 Medic. 169 00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:55,545 Are you okay? 170 00:13:09,084 --> 00:13:12,145 Look, maybe it's just too soon? Yeah, it's not the gig. Not ready yet. 171 00:13:12,186 --> 00:13:13,313 Right? 172 00:13:14,190 --> 00:13:15,645 - We need it, man. - No, I know. 173 00:13:15,749 --> 00:13:17,758 Your dad left an enormous hole. I know that. 174 00:13:17,844 --> 00:13:19,815 But don't worry, there'll be others. 175 00:13:19,928 --> 00:13:21,588 All right? I'm sorry. 176 00:13:21,788 --> 00:13:22,812 - And... - Sorry. 177 00:13:22,925 --> 00:13:24,245 Just, you tell her sorry. 178 00:13:24,332 --> 00:13:26,042 Thank you for the opportunity. 179 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,305 Come on, now. 180 00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:28,768 Oh, where's VFX? 181 00:13:28,857 --> 00:13:30,879 Oh, all right. You got it. 182 00:13:30,997 --> 00:13:32,566 Sorry, that was... 183 00:13:34,459 --> 00:13:36,294 So, where am I dropping you? 184 00:13:36,433 --> 00:13:38,378 I'm-a go up with you. 185 00:13:39,414 --> 00:13:41,379 I need to get some shit. 186 00:13:41,766 --> 00:13:43,314 My little girl said, you know, 187 00:13:43,441 --> 00:13:44,987 I could crash at her place, so 188 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:48,134 - I'll be gone in the morning. - So I'm gonna drive you back tomorrow? 189 00:13:49,172 --> 00:13:50,939 I can find a ride. 190 00:13:51,117 --> 00:13:52,400 But, I mean, like, 191 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,278 can I get fun OJ out this bitch? 192 00:13:54,384 --> 00:13:56,568 'Cause this wack-ass OJ is really 193 00:13:56,687 --> 00:13:58,627 making me feel like I'm not loved. 194 00:13:58,781 --> 00:14:01,194 Is that how you want your little sister to feel? 195 00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,981 What happened to Gold Rush? 196 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,100 Gold Rush went bankrupt. 197 00:15:01,548 --> 00:15:03,826 It's been this for three years. 198 00:15:04,382 --> 00:15:05,550 Damn. 199 00:15:05,925 --> 00:15:08,253 Howdy, folks. Welcome to Jupiter's Claim. 200 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,867 Step on up for the wishing well. 201 00:15:10,970 --> 00:15:12,432 Get your Jupe Jangle. 202 00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:15,036 Go on, take a picture at the well. 203 00:15:16,211 --> 00:15:18,164 Cowboys and cowgirls, 204 00:15:18,516 --> 00:15:19,937 just a little heads-up. 205 00:15:20,024 --> 00:15:23,587 Join us Fridays at 5:30 p.m. for the brand-spanking-new 206 00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:26,589 - Jupiter's Claim Star Lasso Experience. - Come on over to the Sundae Saloon. 207 00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:29,596 Get your ice-cold sarsaparilla. 208 00:15:33,411 --> 00:15:36,480 Look at this. I've never seen anything like it. 209 00:15:39,787 --> 00:15:41,034 - Oh, shi— - Come on. 210 00:15:41,154 --> 00:15:42,819 I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry. 211 00:15:42,993 --> 00:15:44,160 - Photo bomb. - You ruined it. 212 00:15:44,253 --> 00:15:47,926 - Yeah, my bad. - Gold, I tell you. They got gold up in here. 213 00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:50,273 Lucky. 214 00:15:50,435 --> 00:15:51,807 Hang tight. 215 00:15:51,943 --> 00:15:53,389 I'll be back. 216 00:15:54,444 --> 00:15:55,725 Let's go. 217 00:16:13,261 --> 00:16:14,952 How many you sold? 218 00:16:15,915 --> 00:16:17,261 How many? 219 00:16:17,548 --> 00:16:18,878 Ten. 220 00:16:19,251 --> 00:16:22,293 - You sold ten of Pops' horses? - I'm gonna get 'em back. 221 00:16:22,518 --> 00:16:24,713 - Can you stay out here? - Why? 222 00:16:25,588 --> 00:16:28,133 I'm developing a business relationship, and you're a liability right now. 223 00:16:28,174 --> 00:16:30,760 - How am I a liability? - “How are you a lia—” 224 00:16:32,148 --> 00:16:34,306 Don't promote your fucking side shit on the job. 225 00:16:34,764 --> 00:16:36,363 - Oh, my God. - Actor, singer, 226 00:16:36,516 --> 00:16:38,610 dancer, seamstress, motorcycles. 227 00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:40,769 You want to promote something, promote this business. 228 00:16:40,810 --> 00:16:42,360 No, OJ. No. 229 00:16:42,455 --> 00:16:45,050 First of all, that's not my side shit. This is. 230 00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:48,334 And second of all, if anybody's a liability... 231 00:16:48,526 --> 00:16:50,747 - Fuck you. - No, fuck you. 232 00:16:51,702 --> 00:16:54,590 Hi, there. It's Amber again from Jupe's Claim. 233 00:16:54,716 --> 00:16:57,848 It does look like we were able to squeeze out a couple of 234 00:16:58,002 --> 00:17:00,459 extra press passes for the 235 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,167 upcoming friends and family preview. 236 00:17:05,032 --> 00:17:06,654 No apology necessary. 237 00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:09,068 This is in reference to the biggest, bestest, 238 00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:11,533 brand-new live show we have coming up here at the park, 239 00:17:11,653 --> 00:17:13,299 - which is sneaking up on us... - Come in. 240 00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:15,417 If you'd like, I can go ahead and put you down.. 241 00:17:15,517 --> 00:17:16,710 OJ. 242 00:17:16,864 --> 00:17:19,889 - Thanks for coming up. - How you doing? This is my sister Em. 243 00:17:20,226 --> 00:17:21,565 Hi, there. 244 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,328 So... 245 00:17:25,048 --> 00:17:26,942 - who'd you bring me? - Lucky. 246 00:17:27,408 --> 00:17:29,439 He's my second-best horse, you know... 247 00:17:29,886 --> 00:17:31,238 He lost focus. 248 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:32,591 So... 249 00:17:32,905 --> 00:17:35,119 I mean, I did, too, but I can't fire myself. 250 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,320 That's good. 251 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,354 Hold up. This you? 252 00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:42,249 You literally the Asian kid from Kid Sheriff? 253 00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:43,963 - Em, Em, Em, Em... - No, it's okay. 254 00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:46,043 Yeah, I was Lil' Jupe. 255 00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:49,469 Dude, you were literally my favorite. You mind if I get a picture real quick? 256 00:17:49,797 --> 00:17:51,259 Hey, you mind if we talk? 257 00:17:52,064 --> 00:17:53,693 Yes. Of course. 258 00:17:53,805 --> 00:17:55,639 Please, browse away. 259 00:17:55,928 --> 00:17:57,739 Su casa es mi casa. 260 00:17:57,846 --> 00:17:59,769 Thank you. I sure will. 261 00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:02,309 So... 262 00:18:02,637 --> 00:18:04,309 Same deal, yeah? Eleven-five? 263 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,649 - Yeah. Thank you. - That's 3D. Yeah. 264 00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:08,400 Whatever happened to that Black boy? 265 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,610 - He was good. - Stop, stop. 266 00:18:12,523 --> 00:18:14,489 - He was good. - I actually wanted to 267 00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:16,309 lay some groundwork... 268 00:18:16,907 --> 00:18:19,537 to a pathway of-of... buying some of them back. 269 00:18:19,624 --> 00:18:20,787 All right? 270 00:18:21,537 --> 00:18:22,727 Yeah. 271 00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:24,539 Yeah. Totally. 272 00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:28,169 - Yeah. - Yeah? 273 00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:29,559 Actually, 274 00:18:29,725 --> 00:18:32,715 OJ, the offer I made your dad is still on the table. 275 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,259 - Let me... - Yo, wait a minute. 276 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,398 So, 277 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,053 that... 278 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,530 OJ, have I shown you this? 279 00:18:42,141 --> 00:18:46,228 This is in reference to the Gordy's Home incident. 280 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,638 Gordy's Home. 281 00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:50,845 - Yeah, yeah. - So, Gordy's Home 282 00:18:50,941 --> 00:18:52,918 is a short-lived but fabled sitcom 283 00:18:53,005 --> 00:18:55,546 I starred in in '96 after Kid Sheriff blew up. 284 00:18:55,626 --> 00:18:57,497 Yeah, my pops told me about this show. 285 00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:59,695 The monkey went crazy or some shit. 286 00:18:59,786 --> 00:19:01,102 You know, 287 00:19:01,402 --> 00:19:03,412 I usually charge a fee for this. 288 00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:07,249 Oh, damn. 289 00:19:07,951 --> 00:19:09,251 Ta-da. 290 00:19:16,216 --> 00:19:17,996 That's the first exploding fist bump. 291 00:19:18,102 --> 00:19:19,599 What? Really? 292 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,302 Y'all came up with that? 293 00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:23,761 So, as I was saying, Gordy's Home 294 00:19:23,855 --> 00:19:26,870 began airing in the fall of '96... 295 00:19:26,976 --> 00:19:28,979 and it was an immediate hit. 296 00:19:29,526 --> 00:19:30,986 Ratings were huge. 297 00:19:31,093 --> 00:19:32,687 Pretty good reviews. 298 00:19:32,785 --> 00:19:34,741 Just really took off. 299 00:19:34,861 --> 00:19:35,989 Yeah. 300 00:19:37,362 --> 00:19:38,896 Then... 301 00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:41,039 one day... 302 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:45,075 we were shooting an episode in season two, entitled... 303 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,635 “Gordy's Birthday.” 304 00:19:46,739 --> 00:19:48,040 And... 305 00:19:48,931 --> 00:19:50,154 boom. 306 00:19:50,547 --> 00:19:53,477 One of the chimps that plays Gordy just... 307 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,343 just hit his limit. 308 00:19:55,464 --> 00:19:59,639 And it was six minutes and 13 seconds of havoc. 309 00:20:00,593 --> 00:20:02,306 Network tried to bury hit, but... 310 00:20:02,377 --> 00:20:03,525 it was a spectacle. 311 00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:05,392 People are just obsessed. 312 00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:06,769 You're kidding me. 313 00:20:07,743 --> 00:20:09,523 OJ, you said you heard about that? 314 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:11,622 That's why they don't let you use chimps. 315 00:20:11,716 --> 00:20:13,361 That's part of the reason. 316 00:20:13,983 --> 00:20:16,854 There's a growing Gordy's Home fan base out there now. 317 00:20:17,261 --> 00:20:19,989 This Dutch couple paid me 50K to come in here and spend the night. 318 00:20:20,906 --> 00:20:22,128 I didn't ask. 319 00:20:22,219 --> 00:20:23,458 That's crazy. 320 00:20:26,927 --> 00:20:28,873 So, what happened really, man? 321 00:20:32,676 --> 00:20:35,191 You haven't seen the Bad Gordy sketch on SNL? 322 00:20:35,316 --> 00:20:38,017 I mean, they pretty much nailed it better than I could. 323 00:20:38,778 --> 00:20:39,679 No? 324 00:20:40,654 --> 00:20:42,193 Saturday Night Live? 325 00:20:42,321 --> 00:20:44,389 Darrell Hammond as Tom. 326 00:20:44,774 --> 00:20:47,043 Ana Gasteyer as Phyllis. 327 00:20:47,157 --> 00:20:49,894 Cheri Oteri as Mary Jo Elliot. 328 00:20:50,436 --> 00:20:52,666 Scott Wolf is the host. He's me. 329 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:54,895 But, of course, the star of the sketch 330 00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:57,767 is Chris goddamn Kattan as Gordy, 331 00:20:57,849 --> 00:20:59,340 and he is... 332 00:21:00,183 --> 00:21:02,230 undeniable, okay? 333 00:21:02,323 --> 00:21:03,783 Bit goes like this. 334 00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:06,662 Everyone's trying to celebrate Gordy's birthday, 335 00:21:06,789 --> 00:21:10,498 but every time Gordy hears something about the jungle... 336 00:21:11,449 --> 00:21:14,080 Gordy – Kattan – goes... 337 00:21:14,214 --> 00:21:15,336 off. 338 00:21:15,461 --> 00:21:16,641 And it's... 339 00:21:16,788 --> 00:21:18,056 it's Kattan. 340 00:21:18,156 --> 00:21:20,341 He's just crushing it. 341 00:21:20,427 --> 00:21:22,426 He is a force of nature. 342 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:25,559 He is killing on that stage. 343 00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:34,313 Yeah. 344 00:21:34,759 --> 00:21:36,182 It's legendary. 345 00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:38,739 Legendary shit. 346 00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:44,455 Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead, look that one up on YouTube. 347 00:21:44,526 --> 00:21:46,055 Details, you know? 348 00:21:46,229 --> 00:21:47,449 Totally. 349 00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:53,119 I got some work I got to do. 350 00:21:54,391 --> 00:21:56,598 So we ain't gonna chill tonight, nothing? 351 00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:58,957 - You want to work? - Hell, no. 352 00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:05,460 So, what was the offer? 353 00:22:05,695 --> 00:22:07,346 - Jupe? - Yeah. 354 00:22:08,651 --> 00:22:10,088 He offered to buy the ranch. 355 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:11,665 Oh, really? 356 00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:13,658 That's interesting. How much? 357 00:22:13,779 --> 00:22:15,058 Why? 358 00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:16,814 'Cause... 359 00:22:17,078 --> 00:22:20,025 I'm trying to see how big of a dumb-ass you are. 360 00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:22,340 Big dumb-ass, probably. 361 00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:41,469 So I guess you don't want to see what's good with Dad liquor cabinet, then? 362 00:22:49,096 --> 00:22:50,849 I got that hobby weed, too, actually. 363 00:22:52,975 --> 00:22:54,848 That's all you had to say, then. 364 00:22:55,128 --> 00:22:56,413 The hobby weed. 365 00:22:56,519 --> 00:22:59,633 That's all you had to say, just let me know. You should've dropped that at the top. 366 00:22:59,730 --> 00:23:02,092 “I got the hobby weed.” You know I'm ready. 367 00:23:07,605 --> 00:23:10,325 Okay, your reflexes are still quick. Like, whoa. 368 00:23:10,492 --> 00:23:12,869 - I ain't mad at it. - I'm watching. 369 00:23:14,788 --> 00:23:15,959 To the man. 370 00:23:20,210 --> 00:23:21,049 Drink. 371 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,051 Oh, shit. 372 00:23:28,285 --> 00:23:30,018 Remember Jean Jacket? 373 00:23:30,205 --> 00:23:31,931 Yeah, good horse. 374 00:23:32,697 --> 00:23:35,349 Supposed to be my first horse, actually. 375 00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:38,554 I was just talking to my therapist about this not too long ago. 376 00:23:38,632 --> 00:23:39,690 Therapist? 377 00:23:39,825 --> 00:23:40,898 Yes. 378 00:23:41,174 --> 00:23:43,319 I fuck one on occasion sometimes. 379 00:23:45,147 --> 00:23:47,098 I was telling her that... 380 00:23:47,544 --> 00:23:51,182 for my ninth birthday, I was supposed to get to train Jean Jacket. 381 00:23:51,575 --> 00:23:53,829 But then Pops got some Western, and... 382 00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:55,499 Jean Jacket wasn't mine no more. 383 00:23:56,127 --> 00:23:57,967 Classic Otis Senior. 384 00:23:58,415 --> 00:24:00,169 I distinctly remember... 385 00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:06,256 standing right here at this window, watching y'all train my horse. 386 00:24:06,874 --> 00:24:08,279 My horse. 387 00:24:10,162 --> 00:24:11,971 Pops never looked up at me. 388 00:24:12,721 --> 00:24:14,146 Whoa, now. 389 00:24:14,264 --> 00:24:16,350 Whoa, now. Whoa, now. 390 00:24:17,754 --> 00:24:19,019 OJ, come on. 391 00:24:26,235 --> 00:24:28,070 But you did, nigga. 392 00:24:28,738 --> 00:24:29,992 Remember? 393 00:24:33,604 --> 00:24:35,944 It was Scorpion King, actually. 394 00:24:36,510 --> 00:24:37,789 It wasn't a Western. 395 00:24:38,985 --> 00:24:41,753 That was the first job Pops took me on. 396 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,780 Wasn't much fun. 397 00:24:44,962 --> 00:24:47,669 Ended up using camels anyways, so... 398 00:24:49,508 --> 00:24:51,135 The point is... 399 00:24:51,969 --> 00:24:53,679 Yeah, fuck the point. 400 00:24:54,834 --> 00:24:57,008 Yo, that man was hardheaded as fuck. 401 00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:58,600 And so are you. 402 00:24:59,288 --> 00:25:00,189 That's it. 403 00:25:05,496 --> 00:25:07,256 But at the end of the day, you got to— 404 00:25:07,332 --> 00:25:09,268 you got to admit, man, Pops... 405 00:25:13,311 --> 00:25:15,964 Pops did something when he made this place. 406 00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:19,098 He changed the industry. 407 00:25:19,637 --> 00:25:21,165 That's real. 408 00:25:23,515 --> 00:25:25,485 I can't just let that go. 409 00:25:27,253 --> 00:25:29,796 Why is Ghost in the arena? 410 00:25:57,391 --> 00:25:58,911 What's good? 411 00:26:04,702 --> 00:26:05,918 Yeah. 412 00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:33,047 Hey, yo, Em. Em! 413 00:26:33,570 --> 00:26:34,887 Turn it down! 414 00:26:35,667 --> 00:26:37,156 All right! 415 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,333 Hey! 416 00:26:52,012 --> 00:26:53,710 Where he going? 417 00:27:37,909 --> 00:27:39,785 What if I... 418 00:27:42,059 --> 00:27:44,383 What if I told you... 419 00:27:46,319 --> 00:27:49,372 you'll leave here... different? 420 00:27:52,683 --> 00:27:55,419 See, every Friday 421 00:27:55,527 --> 00:27:57,593 for the last six months... 422 00:27:58,825 --> 00:28:00,448 my family and I 423 00:28:00,555 --> 00:28:02,455 bore witness 424 00:28:02,607 --> 00:28:04,872 to an absolute 425 00:28:04,948 --> 00:28:06,714 spectacle. 426 00:29:14,666 --> 00:29:16,536 You see it? The power? 427 00:29:17,596 --> 00:29:19,194 Where's Ghost? 428 00:29:21,814 --> 00:29:23,740 - I don't know. - Hold on. 429 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,925 Boom. Power went out. 430 00:29:33,455 --> 00:29:35,249 - See? - Rewind. 431 00:29:41,133 --> 00:29:42,328 Stop. 432 00:29:44,061 --> 00:29:48,106 Ghost talking about, “I ain't listening. I'm not trained. I do whatever the fuck I want.” 433 00:29:49,372 --> 00:29:50,559 What? 434 00:29:51,488 --> 00:29:52,818 What'd you see? 435 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,360 What's a bad miracle? 436 00:30:07,122 --> 00:30:08,868 They got a word for that? 437 00:30:11,051 --> 00:30:12,404 Nope. 438 00:30:13,832 --> 00:30:16,835 They said it was a prop plane or something that killed Pops. 439 00:30:18,969 --> 00:30:21,340 That shit ain't never made sense to me. 440 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:24,279 Then tonight, I heard Ghost make a sound I ain't never heard a horse make. 441 00:30:24,372 --> 00:30:25,466 What did you see? 442 00:30:28,472 --> 00:30:29,917 It was big. 443 00:30:30,182 --> 00:30:31,683 - How big? - Big. 444 00:30:32,184 --> 00:30:34,269 - What'd it look like? - I don't know. 445 00:30:39,566 --> 00:30:41,020 It was fast. 446 00:30:42,194 --> 00:30:43,612 Too fast. 447 00:30:44,571 --> 00:30:46,520 Too quiet to be a plane. 448 00:30:46,656 --> 00:30:48,073 OJ. 449 00:30:49,255 --> 00:30:51,953 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 450 00:30:58,540 --> 00:31:00,886 I'm telling you, man, we don't need a lot. We just need enough 451 00:31:00,962 --> 00:31:04,194 to make our shit look different from what's out there. You get what I'm saying? Like... 452 00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:05,795 You know I ain't trying to run it up. 453 00:31:05,871 --> 00:31:08,901 I just was looking online, and I seen a lot of shit. 454 00:31:09,155 --> 00:31:10,561 You know I'm broke, right? 455 00:31:10,654 --> 00:31:12,438 We'll use my money. 456 00:31:12,877 --> 00:31:14,379 Okay, shut up. Look. 457 00:31:14,474 --> 00:31:15,566 All right. 458 00:31:16,436 --> 00:31:18,233 There it is. 5 to a 100K. 459 00:31:18,313 --> 00:31:21,016 - Well, read it. - You read it, dyslexic ass. 460 00:31:21,122 --> 00:31:24,136 The point is, a website like Cyber Dominion 461 00:31:24,263 --> 00:31:27,929 will pay 5 to a 100K for photographic evidence of UFOs and shit. 462 00:31:28,021 --> 00:31:29,449 A 100K? 463 00:31:29,776 --> 00:31:32,452 And that's just what I saw on the first go. 464 00:31:33,660 --> 00:31:36,139 Now that I'm thinking about it, fuck Cyber Dominion. 465 00:31:36,226 --> 00:31:38,445 This shit right here is a moment – our moment. 466 00:31:38,545 --> 00:31:40,436 We set it up, release it the right way, 467 00:31:40,529 --> 00:31:43,206 man, I'm talking rich and famous for life. 468 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,899 How you doing? You look pretty. 469 00:31:44,999 --> 00:31:46,885 - She look like she got a big house. - How? 470 00:31:46,999 --> 00:31:49,489 How what? How we put it out? Well, that's what I'm saying. 471 00:31:49,596 --> 00:31:51,261 We don't just go for the quick cash-in, okay? 472 00:31:51,348 --> 00:31:53,918 We go to the most credible platform to do the story. 473 00:31:54,011 --> 00:31:55,655 - What's that? Like Oprah? - Yeah. 474 00:31:55,735 --> 00:31:58,162 Like Oprah, for example. After that, everybody want in. 475 00:31:58,262 --> 00:32:00,463 Well, I'm saying there's plenty of videos of flying shit online. 476 00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:02,272 I saw one the other day. That wasn't on Oprah. 477 00:32:02,348 --> 00:32:05,520 Nigga, I didn't say Oprah. You said Oprah. You love Oprah. 478 00:32:05,607 --> 00:32:08,015 Look, all I'm saying is all that shit online is fake. 479 00:32:08,128 --> 00:32:10,456 Low quality. Ain't nobody gonna get what we gonna get. 480 00:32:10,543 --> 00:32:12,184 - What we gonna get? - The shot. 481 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,271 What shot? 482 00:32:13,391 --> 00:32:15,297 The shot. The money shot. 483 00:32:15,390 --> 00:32:17,543 Undeniable, singular, the... 484 00:32:17,656 --> 00:32:19,244 the Oprah shot. 485 00:32:19,411 --> 00:32:20,744 The Oprah shot? 486 00:32:20,911 --> 00:32:22,288 Excuse me. 487 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:25,129 Hi. I can help you over here. 488 00:32:28,619 --> 00:32:29,867 Hi. 489 00:32:30,002 --> 00:32:31,779 Thank you for shopping at Fry's. 490 00:32:31,887 --> 00:32:33,672 Did you guys find everything you're looking for today? 491 00:32:33,766 --> 00:32:35,769 Yes... Angel. 492 00:32:38,143 --> 00:32:39,389 Great. 493 00:32:40,103 --> 00:32:41,859 - Actually, do you have a card with us? - No, thank you. 494 00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:44,359 - Would you like one? Because it— - No, thank you. 495 00:32:44,783 --> 00:32:47,390 Would you like one of our tech support personnel to help you with the installation? 496 00:32:47,450 --> 00:32:49,569 No, no, no, no, no, thank you. 497 00:32:50,026 --> 00:32:51,239 Appreciate you. 498 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,742 All right, no help with the install. 499 00:32:54,725 --> 00:32:56,327 Suit yourself. 500 00:32:56,786 --> 00:32:58,125 Is it a hard install? 501 00:32:58,232 --> 00:32:59,539 Well, for me, no. 502 00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:01,817 You're not gonna be able to do it. 503 00:33:03,053 --> 00:33:04,696 What happened? Did you guys get robbed? 504 00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:05,985 Yeah, you know. 505 00:33:06,098 --> 00:33:07,368 A lot of blackouts. 506 00:33:07,482 --> 00:33:09,215 Take the camera out from time to time. 507 00:33:09,301 --> 00:33:11,968 All these new cameras, they have backup battery power, so... 508 00:33:12,150 --> 00:33:13,469 you should be fine. 509 00:33:13,510 --> 00:33:17,140 But the outages affect the power in the battery shit, too, like cell phones. 510 00:33:18,308 --> 00:33:20,901 Okay. All right. Cell phones, 511 00:33:21,261 --> 00:33:24,153 they don't just drop in power. Right? 512 00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:27,523 I mean, maybe your Wi-Fi drops out whenever your system dips. 513 00:33:27,817 --> 00:33:28,887 So... 514 00:33:29,261 --> 00:33:30,779 that's technology. 515 00:33:33,739 --> 00:33:35,949 Okay, or maybe you're in a UFO hot spot. 516 00:33:37,376 --> 00:33:39,269 No one believes in that. 517 00:33:48,797 --> 00:33:49,980 What's up? 518 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:51,378 Damn. 519 00:33:51,479 --> 00:33:54,078 Did not realize you guys were this far out. 520 00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:56,203 I don't mind, though. 521 00:33:56,463 --> 00:33:59,133 Smell of horse shit and fresh air. 522 00:33:59,554 --> 00:34:00,804 Right? 523 00:34:06,439 --> 00:34:07,599 - Look at me, man. - Fuck. 524 00:34:07,677 --> 00:34:10,025 - Don't do that. Don't yell. - Sorry, man. 525 00:34:10,502 --> 00:34:12,409 Sorry if I was, like, a little shut down this morning. 526 00:34:12,731 --> 00:34:14,986 Just got out of a four-year relationship. 527 00:34:15,126 --> 00:34:17,672 - You were fine. - I know it's gonna sound fucking cliché, 528 00:34:17,752 --> 00:34:20,300 all right, but I thought that she was the one, you know? 529 00:34:20,413 --> 00:34:22,907 - Is this gonna take longer than an hour? - This? 530 00:34:23,514 --> 00:34:24,629 Oh, shit, yeah. 531 00:34:25,038 --> 00:34:27,097 - I'm-a go ahead and pop out. - Where you going? 532 00:34:27,197 --> 00:34:30,818 I got to go to the store and get something. Don't worry about it. You need anything? 533 00:34:34,459 --> 00:34:35,699 Yo. 534 00:34:36,070 --> 00:34:38,436 Her name was Rebecca Diaz. 535 00:34:39,829 --> 00:34:41,764 Yep, keep an eye out for her. 536 00:34:41,907 --> 00:34:44,444 She's an actress, model, you know? 537 00:34:44,997 --> 00:34:47,568 She booked a pilot on The CW, so... 538 00:34:48,309 --> 00:34:50,205 Yeah, fucking left me. 539 00:34:51,873 --> 00:34:53,953 Yeah, fucking CW. 540 00:34:57,030 --> 00:34:59,618 - So, thing about this camera— - Actually, can it swivel up? 541 00:35:00,379 --> 00:35:01,618 Yeah. 542 00:35:05,435 --> 00:35:07,319 - Boom. - Little more? 543 00:35:07,682 --> 00:35:09,448 More. Okay. 544 00:35:14,167 --> 00:35:15,550 Yeah. 545 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:19,971 Yeah. 546 00:35:36,005 --> 00:35:38,773 Do you know they don't call 'em UFOs anymore? 547 00:35:41,345 --> 00:35:43,659 It's fucking UAPs now. 548 00:35:45,441 --> 00:35:47,499 Why they got to change the name? 549 00:35:47,540 --> 00:35:48,841 Yeah. 550 00:35:49,031 --> 00:35:50,306 Exactly. 551 00:35:50,442 --> 00:35:53,768 No, fuck it. I'll tell you why they changed the name, 552 00:35:53,917 --> 00:35:56,469 all right? It's 'cause they want to keep us in the dark. 553 00:35:56,888 --> 00:36:00,938 Remember when they declassified all that UFO footage a couple years ago? 554 00:36:01,184 --> 00:36:03,219 Yeah. Well, people started paying attention. 555 00:36:03,260 --> 00:36:05,354 So they changed the name to UAPs. 556 00:36:05,455 --> 00:36:07,809 And no one knows what the fuck a UAP is, 557 00:36:08,324 --> 00:36:11,346 - so everyone lost interest. - I saw that Navy clip. 558 00:36:12,134 --> 00:36:14,399 Couldn't really see 'em, though. Could've been better. 559 00:36:15,143 --> 00:36:16,606 It's shitty footage 560 00:36:16,739 --> 00:36:20,779 of exact proof that there's an alien civilization out there in the universe. 561 00:36:20,820 --> 00:36:22,492 So, who's that? 562 00:36:24,285 --> 00:36:26,805 Come on, man. The little guys with the big eyes. 563 00:36:27,272 --> 00:36:29,762 Yeah. There's lots of theories. Either they're 564 00:36:29,925 --> 00:36:32,288 intergalactic travelers looking for peace, 565 00:36:32,434 --> 00:36:34,609 or futuristic humans 566 00:36:34,723 --> 00:36:37,711 coming back in time to stop us from destroying the planet, 567 00:36:37,843 --> 00:36:40,890 or they're fucking world killers. 568 00:36:41,337 --> 00:36:43,005 Planetary destroyers. 569 00:36:43,125 --> 00:36:45,274 And that means that they've been fucking watching us 570 00:36:45,367 --> 00:36:48,459 and studying us, waiting for the perfect time to beam us up 571 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,326 and shove metal probes up our fucking asses. 572 00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:55,047 Cool. 573 00:36:55,227 --> 00:36:56,239 Anyway, 574 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,747 Ancient Aliens, History Channel. Watch that shit. 575 00:36:58,822 --> 00:36:59,859 Hey! 576 00:37:00,530 --> 00:37:01,641 Hey! 577 00:37:01,731 --> 00:37:03,575 Come on! Help a nigga out! 578 00:37:12,674 --> 00:37:13,499 Hey. 579 00:37:14,274 --> 00:37:17,049 Know where I could find me a couple of big, strong fellas? 580 00:37:18,397 --> 00:37:19,554 You good? 581 00:37:19,662 --> 00:37:20,929 I'm good. 582 00:37:21,468 --> 00:37:23,179 - What? - What's that? 583 00:37:24,820 --> 00:37:27,113 Oh, this? You know, just 584 00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:29,599 training horses we ordered that I picked up. 585 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,019 - Where'd you get it from? - Don't worry about it. 586 00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:33,729 Now, come on, help me out. 587 00:37:34,692 --> 00:37:36,024 Got you. 588 00:37:37,226 --> 00:37:38,651 Okay, so what is that? 589 00:37:38,745 --> 00:37:40,659 - Is it like bait? - I told you. 590 00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:44,159 - It is a decoy for horse training. - Okay. 591 00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:46,556 Shit. 592 00:37:46,796 --> 00:37:49,032 - Shit. See? - OJ. 593 00:37:49,292 --> 00:37:51,624 We good. I mean, he don't know shit. 594 00:37:51,724 --> 00:37:53,999 Oh, no. You guys are doing something shady. 595 00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:59,259 Hey, there! 596 00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:00,830 Hey! 597 00:38:00,965 --> 00:38:03,299 You can stay right there, though! 598 00:38:03,701 --> 00:38:04,978 Sure! 599 00:38:05,444 --> 00:38:06,570 What's up? 600 00:38:06,707 --> 00:38:08,559 We're setting up a decoy! 601 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,852 For horse training! 602 00:38:11,270 --> 00:38:12,977 Oh, good! 603 00:38:13,947 --> 00:38:15,769 You know, we got some of those! 604 00:38:19,269 --> 00:38:21,649 - Where'd you get— - Where'd you get yours? 605 00:38:24,176 --> 00:38:25,130 Yeah— 606 00:38:25,343 --> 00:38:26,699 I'm not really sure! 607 00:38:27,126 --> 00:38:28,896 My wife would know! 608 00:38:30,348 --> 00:38:31,198 Okay! 609 00:38:31,314 --> 00:38:33,727 - Thanks for stopping by! - Why the— You don't live here. 610 00:38:33,821 --> 00:38:36,507 - Sorry. Trying to help. - Sure thing! 611 00:38:38,497 --> 00:38:41,130 Hey. I wanted to invite you to our 612 00:38:41,494 --> 00:38:43,429 new family live show! 613 00:38:43,866 --> 00:38:46,066 Friday! At 5:00 p.m.! 614 00:38:46,173 --> 00:38:47,469 Okay! 615 00:38:50,111 --> 00:38:52,389 Thumbs u— thumbs up. 616 00:38:53,171 --> 00:38:55,559 - Should I do it? - Yeah, do it. 617 00:38:56,589 --> 00:38:58,022 Thumbs up! 618 00:38:59,682 --> 00:39:01,902 And so, the router's in the shed. 619 00:39:02,035 --> 00:39:04,658 I set it up so if the power goes down on camera A, 620 00:39:04,765 --> 00:39:08,619 camera B's pointed at the sky to catch... whatever might have taken it out. 621 00:39:09,024 --> 00:39:10,875 And vice versa, so... 622 00:39:11,179 --> 00:39:12,328 Thank you. 623 00:39:14,784 --> 00:39:16,839 I mean, you're really not gonna tell me what the fuck is going on? 624 00:39:18,116 --> 00:39:19,999 You'll know soon enough. 625 00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:22,338 Cool, cryptic. 626 00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:24,009 Fucking dicks. 627 00:39:26,630 --> 00:39:29,639 I can monitor the feeds remotely myself, if you want. Free of charge. 628 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,429 - Hell no. - No. 629 00:39:33,272 --> 00:39:35,458 Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. 630 00:39:36,530 --> 00:39:38,128 One more thing. 631 00:39:38,344 --> 00:39:40,201 You'll be getting a call from my supervisor 632 00:39:40,272 --> 00:39:43,181 - asking how my service was. - Five stars, Angel. Five stars. 633 00:39:43,287 --> 00:39:44,359 Thank you. 634 00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:52,499 So, what now? 635 00:39:52,759 --> 00:39:55,179 - I don't know. What you want to do? - Whatever you want to do. 636 00:39:55,279 --> 00:39:58,166 Well, I got some work I got to do. I'm gonna go out... 637 00:39:58,750 --> 00:39:59,999 That's a good one. 638 00:40:22,023 --> 00:40:24,123 I'm talking today to women who say 639 00:40:24,225 --> 00:40:27,242 they have been abducted by aliens from another planet. 640 00:40:27,369 --> 00:40:30,284 May I briefly say, I don't know for a fact that they're from another planet. 641 00:40:30,397 --> 00:40:33,485 Well, you know you weren't in Kansas anymore, Toto. 642 00:40:34,047 --> 00:40:35,313 And I wasn't wearing red shoes 643 00:40:35,387 --> 00:40:37,327 - that I could click together, either. - Yeah, yeah. 644 00:42:42,308 --> 00:42:44,380 Nope. Nope, I'm out. 645 00:42:44,421 --> 00:42:46,501 I'm going. Fuck this shit. 646 00:42:50,028 --> 00:42:52,256 Okay. Okay. 647 00:43:29,768 --> 00:43:32,588 - Oh, shit! - Fuck off. 648 00:43:32,758 --> 00:43:34,108 Give us back our property. 649 00:43:34,201 --> 00:43:37,174 - Don't mess with Jupiter's Claim! - Come on. 650 00:43:40,721 --> 00:43:42,069 What happened? 651 00:43:42,306 --> 00:43:43,671 The Park kids. 652 00:43:43,933 --> 00:43:45,249 Jupe's sons. 653 00:43:45,366 --> 00:43:46,860 And they let Clover out, man. 654 00:43:46,947 --> 00:43:49,169 What? They trying to prank Haywood? 655 00:43:49,269 --> 00:43:51,942 - It's on! - Hey. You stole their horse. 656 00:43:53,182 --> 00:43:54,319 Yeah. 657 00:44:23,247 --> 00:44:25,200 - Hey. - Shit. 658 00:44:27,085 --> 00:44:28,566 What's up, Nessie? 659 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:32,189 Not much. Just stocking shit. You know, pretty much regular. 660 00:45:02,368 --> 00:45:03,846 Oh, shit! 661 00:45:16,949 --> 00:45:18,888 I need to take my ass to bed. 662 00:45:24,174 --> 00:45:26,079 - Who this? - Yo, it's Angel from Fry's. 663 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,928 Just calling to tell you that there is a bug on camera A. 664 00:45:29,095 --> 00:45:31,310 I know. Wait, I thought I told you not to watch our shit. 665 00:45:31,376 --> 00:45:32,459 Yeah, I know, I know. 666 00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:34,986 - Camera B is down. - What? 667 00:45:35,139 --> 00:45:37,415 Camera B is down. 668 00:45:37,761 --> 00:45:40,472 Like Ancient-fucking-Aliens down. 669 00:46:53,446 --> 00:46:55,159 - Hey! - Hey. Hi. 670 00:46:55,830 --> 00:46:58,669 Emerald, can you please get the bug off the thing? 671 00:46:59,018 --> 00:47:01,894 Get the bug off the fucking thing! 672 00:47:04,034 --> 00:47:05,219 Shit. 673 00:47:16,377 --> 00:47:18,463 What do you see? Do you see, like, lights 674 00:47:18,543 --> 00:47:21,290 or anything? Like, a fucking saucer? 675 00:47:21,877 --> 00:47:23,349 It's in the cloud. 676 00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:25,523 It's in the cloud. OJ! 677 00:47:25,603 --> 00:47:27,437 It's in the cloud! 678 00:47:37,041 --> 00:47:38,868 Yeah, nah, nah, nah. 679 00:47:38,973 --> 00:47:41,323 Run, OJ! Run! 680 00:47:48,432 --> 00:47:49,820 Shit. 681 00:48:30,140 --> 00:48:31,679 Hello? 682 00:48:34,598 --> 00:48:36,429 What happened to OJ? 683 00:48:37,403 --> 00:48:38,853 It's fine. 684 00:48:40,229 --> 00:48:41,149 Come on. 685 00:48:44,295 --> 00:48:46,149 Okay, it's still on. 686 00:48:46,486 --> 00:48:48,489 The camera, it's still on. 687 00:49:00,833 --> 00:49:03,324 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 688 00:49:05,862 --> 00:49:07,994 Okay, you fucking praying mantis. 689 00:49:08,114 --> 00:49:10,847 All right, bitch. You like Sour Patch Kids? 690 00:50:34,257 --> 00:50:35,726 A'ight, man. 691 00:50:35,888 --> 00:50:37,805 Where your shit? Let's go. 692 00:50:39,285 --> 00:50:41,885 - Haven't seen one of those in a minute. - Fucking praying mantis. 693 00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:45,579 That motherfucker better pray I don't ever see him, 'cause if I do, I'm-a eat him. 694 00:50:46,762 --> 00:50:48,530 - Let's go. - Where? 695 00:50:48,830 --> 00:50:50,065 Man, I don't know. 696 00:50:50,127 --> 00:50:53,473 I got me a little situation in Atwater texting me back right now. 697 00:50:53,549 --> 00:50:56,156 - It's not coming again tonight. - I don't care. 698 00:50:56,616 --> 00:50:58,450 No. No. 699 00:50:59,051 --> 00:51:00,286 No. 700 00:51:00,979 --> 00:51:01,977 Bro, 701 00:51:02,051 --> 00:51:05,236 I ain't never seen no shit like this. 702 00:51:05,323 --> 00:51:06,589 It ain't worth it. 703 00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:09,189 No, nope. It's too much. 704 00:51:09,382 --> 00:51:11,046 You should go, then. 705 00:51:11,797 --> 00:51:14,121 I got to get up early anyway. 706 00:51:16,286 --> 00:51:18,262 I got mouths to feed. 707 00:51:29,958 --> 00:51:31,525 Shit. 708 00:51:32,067 --> 00:51:34,111 Shit, shit, shit! 709 00:51:54,605 --> 00:51:56,207 You hear that? 710 00:52:03,749 --> 00:52:05,769 Ghost out there. 711 00:52:07,936 --> 00:52:10,606 Acting all territorial. 712 00:52:16,844 --> 00:52:19,739 I guess some animals ain't fit to be trained. 713 00:52:40,576 --> 00:52:41,916 - Hello? - Hi. 714 00:52:42,009 --> 00:52:44,362 Is this... Antlers Holst? 715 00:52:46,001 --> 00:52:47,059 Who's this? 716 00:52:47,448 --> 00:52:49,315 Hey, yeah. I'm Emerald Haywood. 717 00:52:49,408 --> 00:52:52,125 We met a couple days ago at the commercial. 718 00:52:52,251 --> 00:52:54,633 Oh, yeah, horse girl. Sure. 719 00:52:54,726 --> 00:52:56,852 I remember you and your brother. 720 00:52:56,999 --> 00:52:58,699 Yeah, horse boy. 721 00:52:58,740 --> 00:53:00,367 He's here, too. 722 00:53:00,447 --> 00:53:03,409 - The descendants of the jockey. - Yeah. 723 00:53:03,918 --> 00:53:07,085 Guess I'm talking to motion picture royalty, then. 724 00:53:08,639 --> 00:53:10,093 How'd you get the number? 725 00:53:10,206 --> 00:53:12,398 I got it from the call sheet. 726 00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:14,759 So, we have a project, and 727 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:18,053 you know, what if I told you it was the offer of a lifetime? 728 00:53:18,186 --> 00:53:20,969 Yeah, hopefully not my lifetime. 729 00:53:21,643 --> 00:53:23,718 That's a good one. I'm-a be real with you. 730 00:53:23,811 --> 00:53:26,001 We don't have a lot of money to pay you up front. 731 00:53:26,088 --> 00:53:28,687 You know, not like you're used to, but... 732 00:53:28,765 --> 00:53:32,335 Yeah. I tend to do one for them so I can do one for me, 733 00:53:32,442 --> 00:53:34,606 so, what is it? 734 00:53:35,627 --> 00:53:38,676 - Reality. - Oh, no. Reality. 735 00:53:38,794 --> 00:53:40,581 Documentary. 736 00:53:40,774 --> 00:53:42,361 Doc— Documentary. 737 00:53:42,454 --> 00:53:44,366 Oh, that's better. 738 00:53:44,821 --> 00:53:47,327 So, again, what's it about? 739 00:53:47,659 --> 00:53:50,289 It's about the shit dreams is made of, baby. 740 00:53:51,216 --> 00:53:53,419 Listen, horse girl. 741 00:53:53,460 --> 00:53:55,127 I got a... 742 00:53:56,579 --> 00:54:00,990 pretty damn superb lemon tart in the oven I'm about to serve 743 00:54:01,049 --> 00:54:02,889 to ten of my closest friends, so... 744 00:54:03,846 --> 00:54:06,456 - Stop, stop, stop. - Oh, hold on one second. 745 00:54:06,589 --> 00:54:08,469 - What? - He's not here for that. 746 00:54:08,510 --> 00:54:10,292 - Look, no. This is what I do. - Don't be cute. Stick to the plan. 747 00:54:10,378 --> 00:54:11,892 - I don't go to your job and knock a horse's... - Say it! 748 00:54:11,972 --> 00:54:13,559 dick out your damn hand. 749 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:14,794 - Hello? - Yeah. 750 00:54:14,855 --> 00:54:16,439 Yeah, my bad. We good, man. 751 00:54:17,941 --> 00:54:20,649 According to American Cinema magazine, 752 00:54:21,069 --> 00:54:23,511 you make the cinematically impossible... 753 00:54:23,624 --> 00:54:25,184 possible. 754 00:54:25,357 --> 00:54:26,371 Well, 755 00:54:26,477 --> 00:54:28,449 we looking for the impossible shot. 756 00:54:32,591 --> 00:54:34,321 That's impossible. 757 00:54:34,434 --> 00:54:35,754 Antlers. 758 00:54:36,372 --> 00:54:38,828 There's something out here in Agua Dulce, 759 00:54:38,955 --> 00:54:42,633 and you're probably the only person in the world that can get it on film. 760 00:54:43,325 --> 00:54:44,885 That's it. 761 00:54:46,191 --> 00:54:47,737 Horse girl, 762 00:54:48,064 --> 00:54:50,929 this dream you're chasing. 763 00:54:50,970 --> 00:54:54,633 The one where you end up at the top of the mountain, 764 00:54:54,805 --> 00:54:57,346 all eyes on you... 765 00:55:00,319 --> 00:55:03,242 It's the dream you never wake up from. 766 00:55:16,710 --> 00:55:17,999 I don't like him. 767 00:55:42,218 --> 00:55:44,259 Holy shit. It's real. 768 00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:47,942 I don't know what you're doing here, but... 769 00:55:48,662 --> 00:55:50,784 it was illegal for you to... 770 00:55:51,326 --> 00:55:52,829 spy on us like that. 771 00:55:59,615 --> 00:56:00,855 Wait, you— 772 00:56:01,180 --> 00:56:02,754 You don't know? 773 00:56:04,581 --> 00:56:07,188 Okay, tell me when you see it. 774 00:56:16,852 --> 00:56:18,059 There. 775 00:56:19,396 --> 00:56:21,481 - Doesn't move. - Exactly. 776 00:56:24,581 --> 00:56:26,549 Well, look at that. 777 00:56:28,131 --> 00:56:30,115 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay. 778 00:56:30,991 --> 00:56:32,828 I went back and scrubbed through the footage, 779 00:56:32,929 --> 00:56:34,708 and that cloud has been right there 780 00:56:34,815 --> 00:56:36,566 at least since I set the cameras up. 781 00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:38,498 Yeah, now you mention it, 782 00:56:38,618 --> 00:56:42,204 I've probably been looking at the same damn cloud every day for the last six months. 783 00:56:42,324 --> 00:56:43,712 Shit. 784 00:56:44,641 --> 00:56:46,582 So, I mean, that's them in there. 785 00:56:46,655 --> 00:56:48,622 And we've been recording it, so we got it. 786 00:56:48,745 --> 00:56:50,049 Right? 787 00:56:51,413 --> 00:56:52,888 Yeah. 788 00:56:53,866 --> 00:56:56,058 Why you saying “yeah” like that? 789 00:56:56,801 --> 00:56:59,095 I mean, we have proof of aliens on video. I... 790 00:56:59,195 --> 00:57:01,135 Yeah, I wouldn't call it proof. 791 00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:02,370 Are you serious? 792 00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:05,494 Look, I've seen crazy weather phenomenons online before. That's all I'm saying. 793 00:57:05,567 --> 00:57:06,974 He's right. 794 00:57:07,421 --> 00:57:10,119 It's good, but it ain't it. Ain't Oprah. 795 00:57:11,864 --> 00:57:13,367 Ain't Oprah. 796 00:57:15,786 --> 00:57:17,088 Okay. 797 00:57:17,448 --> 00:57:19,373 Are you guys telling me 798 00:57:19,795 --> 00:57:22,084 that there's an alien spaceship... 799 00:57:23,076 --> 00:57:25,150 in that fucking cloud right there? 800 00:57:25,271 --> 00:57:27,650 It doesn't move like a ship. 801 00:57:28,995 --> 00:57:30,832 What you mean, OJ? 802 00:57:33,887 --> 00:57:35,719 What if it's not a ship? 803 00:57:40,045 --> 00:57:42,307 All right, Gordy, we're almost ready, buddy. 804 00:57:42,348 --> 00:57:44,256 Here we go, buddy. Come on. 805 00:57:44,936 --> 00:57:46,498 - He's ready. - Set. 806 00:57:46,871 --> 00:57:48,325 Here we go. 807 00:57:48,423 --> 00:57:49,664 And... action. 808 00:57:49,777 --> 00:57:51,921 And, of course, I set it to Icelandic time 809 00:57:52,014 --> 00:57:54,858 because we share a love of the aurora borealis, Gordy. 810 00:57:54,951 --> 00:57:58,789 And you have no idea how to tell time. 811 00:57:59,413 --> 00:58:01,005 Great gift, Dad. 812 00:58:01,098 --> 00:58:02,850 Way to think things through. 813 00:58:03,010 --> 00:58:06,196 Somehow, you'd think that a man who can send a rocket into space 814 00:58:06,243 --> 00:58:08,969 would be able to manage a halfway decent birthday present. 815 00:58:09,474 --> 00:58:10,837 Nope. 816 00:58:13,135 --> 00:58:15,923 You know, Gordy, all things considered, 817 00:58:16,009 --> 00:58:18,807 maybe my gift isn't so bad after all. 818 00:58:20,225 --> 00:58:22,018 Hey, Gordy. 819 00:58:22,374 --> 00:58:23,514 Surprise! 820 00:58:24,150 --> 00:58:25,856 Now, that is a gift. 821 00:58:34,990 --> 00:58:36,432 Oh. Sorry. My— 822 00:58:36,533 --> 00:58:38,845 That's all right. Pick it up from there. 823 00:58:39,272 --> 00:58:40,470 Wait a minute. 824 00:58:40,606 --> 00:58:43,539 What happened to we both failed at finding good presents? 825 00:58:46,803 --> 00:58:50,129 Here you go, Gordy. Happy birthday. 826 00:58:52,007 --> 00:58:54,426 Oh, beautiful, Hayley. 827 00:59:01,183 --> 00:59:02,819 Whoa, hey, hey, hey. No. 828 00:59:02,932 --> 00:59:05,025 - No, no! Down! Down! Gordy! - Down! 829 00:59:05,081 --> 00:59:07,481 - No. Stop! - Stop that! 830 01:00:41,457 --> 01:00:43,663 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 831 01:00:43,757 --> 01:00:46,303 No, no, no, no, no. No, Gordy, no! No! 832 01:00:46,383 --> 01:00:49,669 Down! Down! You sit! Down. 833 01:00:49,710 --> 01:00:51,169 No, no, no. 834 01:00:53,610 --> 01:00:55,172 No, no, no! 835 01:00:55,438 --> 01:00:57,052 No, Gordy! 836 01:00:58,592 --> 01:00:59,560 Stop! 837 01:00:59,618 --> 01:01:01,469 No! No! 838 01:03:01,062 --> 01:03:03,696 Seven just on scene— Oh, my God. 839 01:03:55,548 --> 01:03:57,020 Feeling good? 840 01:03:57,154 --> 01:03:58,271 Yeah. 841 01:03:58,887 --> 01:04:00,074 Feeling good. 842 01:04:00,167 --> 01:04:01,399 Good. 843 01:04:06,930 --> 01:04:08,417 There we go. 844 01:04:11,242 --> 01:04:12,204 Run it. 845 01:04:12,277 --> 01:04:13,904 Run it one more time, babe. 846 01:04:13,993 --> 01:04:15,154 Okay. 847 01:04:22,253 --> 01:04:23,879 “What if I told you... ” 848 01:04:38,186 --> 01:04:39,121 Yo. 849 01:04:39,475 --> 01:04:41,428 It's— Storm's coming. 850 01:04:41,631 --> 01:04:44,192 Just tarping up, just to be safe. 851 01:05:02,853 --> 01:05:04,827 Hey, where you going? 852 01:05:05,387 --> 01:05:07,340 I'm-a get Lucky. 853 01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:09,639 Now, we're not gonna let a few 854 01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:12,376 clouds kill our fun today, are we, folks? 855 01:05:12,587 --> 01:05:14,514 So, without further ado, 856 01:05:14,622 --> 01:05:18,598 welcome to the Jupiter's Claim Star Lasso Experience! 857 01:05:21,855 --> 01:05:23,729 How's everyone feeling today? 858 01:05:25,176 --> 01:05:26,539 All right. 859 01:05:26,728 --> 01:05:29,028 It's quite a doozy today. 860 01:05:29,782 --> 01:05:32,320 I want to thank you guys for coming out here. 861 01:05:32,569 --> 01:05:33,602 But first, 862 01:05:33,735 --> 01:05:36,699 how about another round of applause for my Amber? 863 01:05:37,454 --> 01:05:39,295 I'll tell you, that woman is a saint 864 01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:41,789 for putting up with all my craziness. 865 01:05:42,177 --> 01:05:46,254 And to the knuckleheads up there. The staff. Shout-out. 866 01:05:46,750 --> 01:05:49,088 All right, all right. That's enough. 867 01:05:50,021 --> 01:05:52,566 I also want to give a special thanks to 868 01:05:52,746 --> 01:05:56,459 an old costar of mine – and my first crush – 869 01:05:56,704 --> 01:05:58,309 Mary Jo Elliott, everyone! 870 01:05:58,350 --> 01:05:59,939 - Yeah. - Yeah. 871 01:06:03,980 --> 01:06:05,109 All right. 872 01:06:06,488 --> 01:06:07,649 You ready? 873 01:06:08,818 --> 01:06:12,168 Oh, come on. That ain't nothing. Are you ready? 874 01:06:16,075 --> 01:06:17,119 Here we go. 875 01:06:24,737 --> 01:06:26,211 You're chosen. 876 01:06:35,637 --> 01:06:37,645 What if I told you... 877 01:06:38,389 --> 01:06:40,600 that in about an hour... 878 01:06:41,346 --> 01:06:42,964 you'll leave here... 879 01:06:43,101 --> 01:06:44,437 different? 880 01:06:45,690 --> 01:06:46,879 See, 881 01:06:46,994 --> 01:06:48,448 every Friday 882 01:06:48,561 --> 01:06:50,525 for the last six months, 883 01:06:51,069 --> 01:06:53,993 my family and I have bore witness 884 01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:55,958 to an absolute... 885 01:06:56,075 --> 01:06:57,829 spectacle. 886 01:06:58,775 --> 01:07:01,704 One that you'll be seeing here today. 887 01:07:03,288 --> 01:07:05,629 So let me take you back to that first night. 888 01:07:15,557 --> 01:07:18,137 Right here in this exact spot, 889 01:07:18,846 --> 01:07:21,308 I'd come over to wrangle a chestnut horse 890 01:07:21,388 --> 01:07:22,769 named Trigger. 891 01:07:23,351 --> 01:07:24,318 Now, 892 01:07:24,451 --> 01:07:27,931 I could barely see my hand in front of my face for the fog, 893 01:07:28,484 --> 01:07:29,899 but I swear 894 01:07:30,241 --> 01:07:31,531 on my wife 895 01:07:31,718 --> 01:07:33,399 and children's lives 896 01:07:34,025 --> 01:07:36,213 that at 6:13 p.m., 897 01:07:37,054 --> 01:07:38,491 I see... 898 01:07:40,043 --> 01:07:41,953 a flying saucer 899 01:07:42,050 --> 01:07:44,315 descend through the mist. 900 01:07:45,374 --> 01:07:48,691 Old Trigger took off straight into the gulch. 901 01:07:49,024 --> 01:07:49,919 And, well... 902 01:07:51,754 --> 01:07:53,509 it's like he was going home. 903 01:08:00,013 --> 01:08:01,349 Now, just to be clear, 904 01:08:01,977 --> 01:08:03,378 what we saw 905 01:08:03,685 --> 01:08:07,074 was a flying saucer. No doubt about that. 906 01:08:07,318 --> 01:08:08,859 Slightly flatter in the front, 907 01:08:08,939 --> 01:08:13,319 with a circular hole in the bottom about two school bus lengths wide. 908 01:08:13,998 --> 01:08:16,321 Ladies and gentlemen, I kid you not. 909 01:08:18,345 --> 01:08:20,206 We are being surveilled 910 01:08:20,338 --> 01:08:21,994 by an alien species 911 01:08:22,105 --> 01:08:23,659 I call “the Viewers”. 912 01:08:24,955 --> 01:08:27,539 And though they have yet to emerge from their ship, 913 01:08:28,194 --> 01:08:30,363 I believe they trust me. 914 01:08:30,668 --> 01:08:31,669 If they didn't, 915 01:08:32,363 --> 01:08:35,150 I don't think any of us would be here right now. 916 01:08:36,904 --> 01:08:38,508 So, as I said, 917 01:08:38,855 --> 01:08:40,859 in just under an hour, 918 01:08:41,260 --> 01:08:43,704 Star Lasso Experience... 919 01:08:44,255 --> 01:08:46,392 is gonna change you. 920 01:08:48,176 --> 01:08:52,229 But first, my boys are gonna come out and do a little number for us. Would that be all right? 921 01:08:52,270 --> 01:08:54,001 Hustle. Go, go, go. 922 01:08:54,275 --> 01:08:57,468 All right. My little satellites: Colton, Phoenix, Max. 923 01:08:57,562 --> 01:08:59,207 Remember those names, folks. 924 01:08:59,355 --> 01:09:00,739 All right, here we go! 925 01:09:11,303 --> 01:09:12,858 What is that? 926 01:09:13,294 --> 01:09:15,025 Do you guys see that? 927 01:09:29,771 --> 01:09:31,769 Stay in your seats. 928 01:09:32,537 --> 01:09:33,729 This is new. 929 01:09:33,770 --> 01:09:35,400 They're early. 930 01:09:36,204 --> 01:09:39,319 - They're giving us a real show today. - That they are. 931 01:09:39,406 --> 01:09:41,409 - They're giving us a real show today. - Yeah. 932 01:09:41,774 --> 01:09:43,950 They're ready, we're ready. 933 01:09:44,740 --> 01:09:48,726 Welcome to the Star Lasso Experience, 934 01:09:48,873 --> 01:09:51,155 only at Jupiter's Claim. 935 01:09:51,275 --> 01:09:53,190 - Please remember to avoid... - Come on. 936 01:09:53,290 --> 01:09:54,909 using your cell phones or any 937 01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:57,339 - flash photography during the event. - Cell phones off, y'all. 938 01:09:57,873 --> 01:10:00,083 - Come on! - Bear with us now. 939 01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:02,429 Trained animals can be unpredictable. 940 01:10:08,606 --> 01:10:10,019 Now sit back, 941 01:10:10,126 --> 01:10:11,773 stay in your seats 942 01:10:11,879 --> 01:10:16,499 and enjoy the Star Lasso Experien— 943 01:11:45,053 --> 01:11:47,420 Well, cowboys and cowgirls, 944 01:11:47,573 --> 01:11:50,166 it's time to ride off into the sunset. 945 01:11:50,293 --> 01:11:52,841 That's right. Happy trails. 946 01:11:52,954 --> 01:11:54,478 It's closing time. 947 01:11:54,551 --> 01:11:57,224 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. 948 01:11:57,841 --> 01:11:59,155 Come back again. 949 01:11:59,335 --> 01:12:02,145 And until then, we wish you well. 950 01:12:02,438 --> 01:12:04,088 Hasta la vista. 951 01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:05,540 Adios. 952 01:12:21,831 --> 01:12:24,357 Well, cowboys and cowgirls, 953 01:12:24,671 --> 01:12:26,926 it's time to ride off into the sunset. 954 01:12:27,065 --> 01:12:29,670 That's right. Happy trails. 955 01:12:29,776 --> 01:12:31,410 It's closing time. 956 01:12:31,530 --> 01:12:34,008 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. 957 01:12:34,766 --> 01:12:36,956 Come back again. And until then... 958 01:13:37,535 --> 01:13:38,898 Lucky. 959 01:13:47,149 --> 01:13:48,355 Lucky. 960 01:13:53,229 --> 01:13:55,409 Lucky, come on, come on. Come on! 961 01:14:12,927 --> 01:14:15,096 Come on, come on. Lucky. 962 01:14:25,856 --> 01:14:28,723 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 963 01:15:14,739 --> 01:15:15,784 Yo. 964 01:15:15,948 --> 01:15:17,351 It's done. 965 01:15:17,509 --> 01:15:20,739 All right, I'll be over in the morning to tear that shit off. Or you can do it yourselves. 966 01:15:20,822 --> 01:15:23,614 - It's all the same. - No, no. I like when you do it. 967 01:15:23,734 --> 01:15:25,875 Of course you do. All right. 968 01:15:25,967 --> 01:15:27,960 - See you tomorrow. - See you. 969 01:15:35,843 --> 01:15:37,803 Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. 970 01:15:37,914 --> 01:15:40,203 Come on, come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up. 971 01:15:55,446 --> 01:15:58,150 Did you know that the very first assembly of photographs 972 01:15:58,250 --> 01:16:00,196 in sequential order, to make a motion picture, 973 01:16:00,300 --> 01:16:02,725 was a two-second clip of a Black man on a horse? 974 01:16:02,870 --> 01:16:06,610 That man was a Bahamian jockey known as Alistair E. Haywood, 975 01:16:06,715 --> 01:16:08,604 and he was my great-great-grandfather. 976 01:16:08,711 --> 01:16:09,945 - Hey. - Em. 977 01:16:10,078 --> 01:16:11,516 I was right. 978 01:16:11,657 --> 01:16:13,380 It's not a ship. 979 01:16:13,506 --> 01:16:14,839 What happened? 980 01:16:23,197 --> 01:16:24,772 What the fuck? 981 01:16:38,656 --> 01:16:39,920 Shit. 982 01:16:42,618 --> 01:16:44,228 It ate them, Em. 983 01:16:44,703 --> 01:16:45,869 It ate them all. 984 01:16:45,910 --> 01:16:47,247 It's alive, Em. 985 01:16:47,315 --> 01:16:48,527 It's an animal. 986 01:16:48,634 --> 01:16:49,881 It's territorial, 987 01:16:50,002 --> 01:16:52,761 and it thinks that this is its home. 988 01:16:55,005 --> 01:16:56,590 Em! 989 01:17:02,479 --> 01:17:03,931 Oh, fuck. 990 01:17:04,581 --> 01:17:06,192 Oh, shit. 991 01:17:07,393 --> 01:17:08,894 Ooh, yes. 992 01:17:10,104 --> 01:17:11,875 Hey, hey. We're in trouble. 993 01:17:12,008 --> 01:17:13,208 Okay? 994 01:17:13,625 --> 01:17:15,234 Oh, fuck. 995 01:17:15,595 --> 01:17:16,997 Shit. 996 01:17:24,414 --> 01:17:25,744 What? 997 01:17:48,809 --> 01:17:50,196 What the fuck? 998 01:17:51,023 --> 01:17:52,103 What the fuck? 999 01:17:54,982 --> 01:17:56,392 Who the hell is that? 1000 01:17:57,943 --> 01:17:59,164 Who the hell is that? 1001 01:18:00,362 --> 01:18:01,366 Em! 1002 01:18:01,522 --> 01:18:03,262 - Who the hell is that? - Fuck. 1003 01:18:07,661 --> 01:18:09,121 It's above us. 1004 01:18:14,293 --> 01:18:15,752 Ah, shit! 1005 01:18:19,423 --> 01:18:20,841 Shit. 1006 01:18:21,508 --> 01:18:23,549 Oh, shit! What the fuck? 1007 01:18:43,948 --> 01:18:45,574 Oh, God. 1008 01:18:46,283 --> 01:18:48,365 Something very bad is happening. 1009 01:19:00,890 --> 01:19:02,017 Fuck! 1010 01:19:18,652 --> 01:19:19,899 Yeah, we're fucked. 1011 01:21:30,055 --> 01:21:31,310 Nope. 1012 01:23:39,790 --> 01:23:42,371 - Em. OJ's coming. - Let's go. 1013 01:23:43,664 --> 01:23:46,792 Got to get out this house. I got to get out this house. 1014 01:23:47,417 --> 01:23:49,562 - No, stop. Can't we just wait, right? - You can. 1015 01:23:49,670 --> 01:23:52,214 - No, I'm not gonna be here alone. No. - I've got to get out this fucking house! 1016 01:23:52,289 --> 01:23:53,719 We're alive still because we stayed here. 1017 01:25:04,746 --> 01:25:05,912 Go! 1018 01:25:06,008 --> 01:25:07,573 - Come on. - Go! 1019 01:25:07,933 --> 01:25:09,124 Come on. 1020 01:25:09,710 --> 01:25:12,926 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 1021 01:25:19,970 --> 01:25:21,213 Go. 1022 01:25:27,059 --> 01:25:28,941 Yeah, she... she gonna make it. 1023 01:25:29,061 --> 01:25:30,189 - OJ. - She gonna make it. 1024 01:25:30,595 --> 01:25:32,870 - Oh, hey, horsie. - Hey, don't look him in the eyes, please. 1025 01:25:33,020 --> 01:25:34,359 VFX! 1026 01:25:48,205 --> 01:25:50,169 Focus here. Focus here. 1027 01:25:50,624 --> 01:25:51,917 Come on. 1028 01:25:55,045 --> 01:25:56,213 Go! 1029 01:26:16,733 --> 01:26:18,610 Welcome to my tavern. 1030 01:26:18,770 --> 01:26:21,963 I don't know if you've heard, but a terrible beast is about. 1031 01:26:22,095 --> 01:26:23,656 It's been harassing villagers, 1032 01:26:23,740 --> 01:26:26,436 ruining crops and eating their livestock. 1033 01:26:28,973 --> 01:26:32,715 Many a glory-seeking hunter 1034 01:26:32,833 --> 01:26:35,321 has attempted to defeat it, 1035 01:26:35,408 --> 01:26:38,055 and just as many have perished. 1036 01:26:38,155 --> 01:26:40,583 While you're here... While you're here... 1037 01:26:40,663 --> 01:26:43,423 While you're here, please look around. 1038 01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:48,850 I'm here in Agua Dulce, California, 1039 01:26:48,950 --> 01:26:51,217 and the whereabouts of those 40 guests and 1040 01:26:51,430 --> 01:26:54,642 employees of a local Western theme park are still unknown. 1041 01:26:54,763 --> 01:26:56,649 The sheriff's office has had its hands full 1042 01:26:56,690 --> 01:26:58,957 trying to identify the unaccounted for. 1043 01:26:59,070 --> 01:27:01,474 Until they do, only one thing is certain. 1044 01:27:01,574 --> 01:27:04,569 There is something strange happening out here in Agua Dulce. 1045 01:27:04,610 --> 01:27:06,328 Security cameras were off at the time. 1046 01:27:06,421 --> 01:27:10,047 Other than that, we have no reason to suspect foul play. 1047 01:27:10,287 --> 01:27:13,035 We did have a considerable amount of rain come through here, 1048 01:27:13,202 --> 01:27:16,763 we don't want to rule out flash flooding as possibly having played a part. 1049 01:27:16,877 --> 01:27:18,049 We're obviously... 1050 01:27:22,299 --> 01:27:25,165 You never go wrong with a fried fish sandwich. 1051 01:27:28,043 --> 01:27:30,111 Tartar got tang. 1052 01:27:31,975 --> 01:27:33,430 Stupid. 1053 01:27:33,676 --> 01:27:35,223 “Tartar got tang”? 1054 01:27:35,437 --> 01:27:36,563 Right? 1055 01:27:37,898 --> 01:27:41,174 I don't think it eats you if you don't look it in the eye. 1056 01:27:44,905 --> 01:27:46,111 Hey, hey! 1057 01:27:46,371 --> 01:27:48,074 RTR, bro. 1058 01:27:49,038 --> 01:27:50,452 You know? 1059 01:27:51,751 --> 01:27:53,872 Like, read the room. 1060 01:27:58,043 --> 01:28:00,168 Nobody want to talk about that. 1061 01:28:01,250 --> 01:28:03,358 - Let's go! - Okay, okay, okay. Enough. 1062 01:28:03,465 --> 01:28:05,026 All right, all right. 1063 01:28:06,384 --> 01:28:07,803 Hey, you lucky! 1064 01:28:07,928 --> 01:28:09,389 Every animal got rules. 1065 01:28:09,430 --> 01:28:11,356 All right? We know what it wants, 1066 01:28:11,470 --> 01:28:13,089 and we know how it comes, so... 1067 01:28:13,189 --> 01:28:14,524 Fuck. 1068 01:28:14,962 --> 01:28:17,145 We don't really know shit. 1069 01:28:18,447 --> 01:28:20,607 OJ, what's this about, man? 1070 01:28:21,418 --> 01:28:23,925 What's this about? You want me to— You want me to say, 1071 01:28:24,165 --> 01:28:25,463 “I'm sorry”? 1072 01:28:25,603 --> 01:28:27,130 “I was wrong”? “It's dumb”? 1073 01:28:27,250 --> 01:28:28,656 It wasn't dumb. 1074 01:28:28,896 --> 01:28:30,079 - Own the moment. - Stop. 1075 01:28:30,120 --> 01:28:32,083 - It was good. It was good. - Stop this shit. 1076 01:28:32,183 --> 01:28:34,117 But the moment about to pass. 1077 01:28:34,243 --> 01:28:35,767 And we don't own shit. 1078 01:28:40,523 --> 01:28:43,770 Okay. Well, I assume y'all are crashing at mine. 1079 01:28:44,063 --> 01:28:45,629 Right, 'cause you can. 1080 01:28:45,670 --> 01:28:47,769 'Cause I'm not going back to the fucking 1081 01:28:47,876 --> 01:28:49,469 monster umbrella. 1082 01:28:49,992 --> 01:28:51,471 Got to feed 'em. 1083 01:28:52,806 --> 01:28:54,390 Let Lucky out. 1084 01:28:56,317 --> 01:28:57,599 There's shit to do. 1085 01:28:57,936 --> 01:28:59,304 Always. 1086 01:29:00,522 --> 01:29:02,498 Always some shit to do. 1087 01:29:49,654 --> 01:29:52,157 There's a wheelchair on your roof. 1088 01:29:53,024 --> 01:29:54,208 Hi. 1089 01:29:54,604 --> 01:29:58,064 That cloud ain't moved a goddamn inch. 1090 01:29:58,261 --> 01:30:00,499 So you're not completely full of shit. 1091 01:30:01,833 --> 01:30:03,960 - Thank you. - Yeah. Thank you. 1092 01:30:05,001 --> 01:30:08,427 The concept of extraterrestrial animals in the sky... 1093 01:30:08,587 --> 01:30:11,990 is not a new thing. You know, people been trying to get pictures of these things since, 1094 01:30:12,110 --> 01:30:15,310 - like, the '50s. You know, it's an ancient— - How do we see it? 1095 01:30:15,680 --> 01:30:17,679 It's gonna get hungry again. 1096 01:30:19,538 --> 01:30:21,166 So, you know, 1097 01:30:21,531 --> 01:30:23,352 just ring the dinner bell. 1098 01:30:28,949 --> 01:30:31,279 Now, we know what it doesn't like. 1099 01:30:31,708 --> 01:30:34,835 That little fake horse and flags messed it up good. 1100 01:30:35,874 --> 01:30:38,443 Got stuck in its windpipe or something. 1101 01:30:39,384 --> 01:30:42,377 I bet it ain't gonna fuck with flags like that in a minute. 1102 01:30:42,503 --> 01:30:43,743 Yeah. 1103 01:30:44,849 --> 01:30:45,979 We pissed him off. 1104 01:30:46,065 --> 01:30:48,731 We're not the reason it settled down here. 1105 01:30:48,938 --> 01:30:50,515 That was Jupe. 1106 01:30:50,757 --> 01:30:52,589 He got caught up trying to tame a predator. 1107 01:30:52,630 --> 01:30:54,069 You can't do that. 1108 01:30:54,148 --> 01:30:56,042 You got to enter an agreement with one. 1109 01:30:56,136 --> 01:30:57,429 Yeah. 1110 01:30:57,470 --> 01:30:59,487 Ask Siegfried and Roy. 1111 01:31:02,268 --> 01:31:03,469 Okay. 1112 01:31:04,604 --> 01:31:05,732 Asking as 1113 01:31:05,852 --> 01:31:08,631 someone who was in the house when the shit went down... 1114 01:31:09,946 --> 01:31:13,710 How exactly do you “enter an agreement” with a fucking... 1115 01:31:13,970 --> 01:31:16,284 a UFO, alien entity, 1116 01:31:16,398 --> 01:31:18,909 - or whatever the hell you want to call it? - Jean Jacket. 1117 01:31:19,378 --> 01:31:20,800 Call him Jean Jacket. 1118 01:31:21,206 --> 01:31:23,581 So, how about this? How about we... 1119 01:31:23,962 --> 01:31:27,095 send ol' Jean Jacket some fresh horses in golden hour 1120 01:31:27,195 --> 01:31:28,759 and see what happens? 1121 01:31:29,972 --> 01:31:31,511 Horse people. 1122 01:31:32,541 --> 01:31:34,916 - Why not just set them free? - We're not doing that. 1123 01:31:35,051 --> 01:31:36,177 Okay. 1124 01:31:37,904 --> 01:31:39,677 Who is gonna go 1125 01:31:39,811 --> 01:31:41,191 down there... 1126 01:31:41,751 --> 01:31:44,532 and get the star out of his trailer? 1127 01:31:46,643 --> 01:31:47,814 Me. 1128 01:31:50,112 --> 01:31:51,739 I'll get him out. 1129 01:31:53,578 --> 01:31:55,159 Where you want it? 1130 01:31:56,031 --> 01:31:57,619 You draw him out there. 1131 01:31:59,261 --> 01:32:00,800 I'm here. 1132 01:32:01,215 --> 01:32:02,749 On this ridge. 1133 01:32:04,622 --> 01:32:05,579 Oh, shit. 1134 01:32:07,254 --> 01:32:08,626 Made her myself. 1135 01:32:08,721 --> 01:32:10,295 No electricity. 1136 01:32:10,482 --> 01:32:14,662 Didn't I tell you this motherfucker was gonna come up here with a non-electrical camera? 1137 01:32:14,762 --> 01:32:16,512 Let's go, boy! 1138 01:32:17,343 --> 01:32:17,969 Yeah! 1139 01:32:19,349 --> 01:32:21,389 I've been up under it a couple times now. 1140 01:32:22,322 --> 01:32:23,349 I get him. 1141 01:32:24,559 --> 01:32:26,061 It's an animal. 1142 01:32:26,277 --> 01:32:28,019 You don't turn your back on a bear. 1143 01:32:28,543 --> 01:32:31,319 You don't wear red around a bull. It's like that. 1144 01:32:32,035 --> 01:32:35,323 You don't look at it... unless you want its attention. 1145 01:32:36,650 --> 01:32:38,989 Good night, Mr. Storeman. 1146 01:32:39,030 --> 01:32:41,435 Fuck it. I call top hat. 1147 01:32:42,492 --> 01:32:43,831 And we ain't got a lot of time. 1148 01:32:45,580 --> 01:32:46,619 One day. 1149 01:32:46,809 --> 01:32:48,833 Two days, tops. 1150 01:32:50,877 --> 01:32:52,727 'Cause the word is getting out, 1151 01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:54,009 and when it does... 1152 01:32:54,050 --> 01:32:55,793 Sorry, dead people. 1153 01:32:56,090 --> 01:32:57,266 Park's closed. 1154 01:32:57,360 --> 01:33:01,139 you know people gonna come and do what they always do: 1155 01:33:01,180 --> 01:33:03,264 try and take it all for themselves. 1156 01:33:03,760 --> 01:33:05,141 Fine. 1157 01:33:05,704 --> 01:33:07,059 Thimble. 1158 01:33:07,811 --> 01:33:09,519 That's the one I wanted anyway. 1159 01:33:11,815 --> 01:33:13,608 Well, let 'em come. 1160 01:33:14,511 --> 01:33:15,989 It ain't gonna matter. 1161 01:33:18,738 --> 01:33:20,949 'Cause what we about to do... 1162 01:33:23,593 --> 01:33:25,329 they can't erase that. 1163 01:33:32,168 --> 01:33:33,488 He's big, 1164 01:33:33,861 --> 01:33:35,209 he's bad, 1165 01:33:35,878 --> 01:33:37,814 and he's got a lot of spirit. 1166 01:33:41,268 --> 01:33:43,857 But anything with a spirit can get broke. 1167 01:33:46,385 --> 01:33:48,101 So you break it. 1168 01:33:49,391 --> 01:33:51,354 I'll get the shot. 1169 01:33:56,359 --> 01:33:57,699 Hey... 1170 01:34:00,558 --> 01:34:03,539 What we're doing's important. Right? Like... 1171 01:34:04,395 --> 01:34:06,121 what we document, 1172 01:34:06,265 --> 01:34:07,470 it's... 1173 01:34:08,913 --> 01:34:11,042 it's gonna do some good? 1174 01:34:12,383 --> 01:34:13,430 I mean, 1175 01:34:13,545 --> 01:34:15,105 besides the money... 1176 01:34:15,220 --> 01:34:16,875 and fucking fame, 1177 01:34:16,989 --> 01:34:18,995 like, we can save some lives. 1178 01:34:19,102 --> 01:34:21,327 Fuck, we can even save Earth. 1179 01:34:22,020 --> 01:34:23,429 Right? 1180 01:34:23,470 --> 01:34:24,804 Yeah. 1181 01:34:32,177 --> 01:34:34,923 Well, it came down to Earth 1182 01:34:35,245 --> 01:34:37,578 And it hid in a tree 1183 01:34:39,408 --> 01:34:42,363 I said, “Mr. Purple People Eater 1184 01:34:42,503 --> 01:34:44,239 “Don't eat me” 1185 01:34:45,597 --> 01:34:48,659 Well, he looked at me and in a voice so gruff 1186 01:34:50,549 --> 01:34:53,209 He said, “I wouldn't eat you 1187 01:34:54,244 --> 01:34:56,669 “ 'Cause you're too tough” 1188 01:35:04,060 --> 01:35:06,813 He was a one-eyed, one-horned 1189 01:35:06,913 --> 01:35:10,019 Flyin' purple people eater 1190 01:35:10,854 --> 01:35:13,017 One-eyed, one-horned 1191 01:35:13,110 --> 01:35:15,585 Flyin' purple people eater 1192 01:35:15,692 --> 01:35:18,777 One-eyed, one-horned 1193 01:35:18,984 --> 01:35:22,109 Flyin' purple people eater 1194 01:35:25,420 --> 01:35:28,368 Sure looks strange to me. 1195 01:35:44,152 --> 01:35:46,185 He ain't gonna fuck with you. 1196 01:36:26,866 --> 01:36:29,114 Time to wake up the family. 1197 01:36:45,445 --> 01:36:46,995 Here we go. 1198 01:36:47,217 --> 01:36:50,079 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 1199 01:37:17,764 --> 01:37:20,980 How exquisitely stupid is that? 1200 01:38:04,667 --> 01:38:07,200 We gonna get you today, motherfucker. 1201 01:38:21,602 --> 01:38:23,419 Where is the feed for Holst's camera? 1202 01:38:23,460 --> 01:38:24,832 Over. 1203 01:38:25,049 --> 01:38:26,550 Couldn't figure it out. Over. 1204 01:38:27,073 --> 01:38:30,154 What you mean, you couldn't figure it out? Over. 1205 01:38:30,861 --> 01:38:33,198 Holst is shooting on a film camera, 1206 01:38:33,264 --> 01:38:36,573 and all of our cameras are digital, so it's a whole thing. 1207 01:38:36,673 --> 01:38:37,950 Over. 1208 01:38:38,065 --> 01:38:40,996 Basically, you forgot about it. Over. 1209 01:38:41,471 --> 01:38:42,773 Yeah, well, I had my hands full 1210 01:38:42,823 --> 01:38:45,123 rigging 50 fucking sky dancers to dead people's car batteries 1211 01:38:45,216 --> 01:38:47,783 all connected to one control panel. So, yeah, fucking over. 1212 01:38:47,883 --> 01:38:49,450 Sorry. I'm scared. 1213 01:38:49,804 --> 01:38:51,409 Man down. 1214 01:38:51,450 --> 01:38:53,563 Man down? What? Where? 1215 01:38:53,650 --> 01:38:56,186 Last dancer, deep in the gulch. 1216 01:38:56,321 --> 01:38:58,960 Stay on it, Em. I'm staying up. 1217 01:39:01,330 --> 01:39:02,960 Motherfucker. 1218 01:39:12,213 --> 01:39:13,640 Oh, wait, wait. 1219 01:39:13,974 --> 01:39:15,430 Oh, it's back up. 1220 01:39:15,807 --> 01:39:17,430 Could be a faulty battery. 1221 01:39:18,946 --> 01:39:21,100 All right. Shot's up, then. 1222 01:39:24,023 --> 01:39:25,885 Nah, he's poking. 1223 01:39:35,545 --> 01:39:37,605 Who's this asshole? 1224 01:39:39,172 --> 01:39:41,080 Man in black on a white motorcycle. 1225 01:39:41,787 --> 01:39:43,830 No, no, no, no. Shit. 1226 01:39:47,630 --> 01:39:49,493 Can I help you? 1227 01:39:58,387 --> 01:40:00,264 You see that cloud? 1228 01:40:01,791 --> 01:40:03,640 Hey, man, who you with? 1229 01:40:04,835 --> 01:40:06,252 Oh, I'm sorry. 1230 01:40:06,565 --> 01:40:07,853 Who are you? 1231 01:40:08,314 --> 01:40:09,640 Nobody. 1232 01:40:10,650 --> 01:40:13,030 You don't look like a nobody to me. 1233 01:40:13,472 --> 01:40:15,594 Yeah, look, we doing a camera test 1234 01:40:15,747 --> 01:40:18,673 for a Verizon commercial, so now I'm-a need you to clear the road. 1235 01:40:18,753 --> 01:40:21,972 This whole valley comes up as blurry on Google Maps. 1236 01:40:22,258 --> 01:40:24,249 You're really tucked away back here. 1237 01:40:26,178 --> 01:40:27,975 Jupiter's Claim? 1238 01:40:28,445 --> 01:40:31,399 - Quicker if you go the other way around. - Yeah. 1239 01:40:32,213 --> 01:40:33,798 Actually, 1240 01:40:34,986 --> 01:40:37,837 what did happen with Jupe Park and all those people? 1241 01:40:37,936 --> 01:40:39,593 He was basically your neighbor, right? 1242 01:40:39,693 --> 01:40:41,273 So, what, they vanished? 1243 01:40:41,347 --> 01:40:43,422 You don't believe the flood narrative, do you? 1244 01:40:43,501 --> 01:40:44,723 Fuck, guys. 1245 01:40:44,995 --> 01:40:46,230 It's TMZ. 1246 01:40:47,263 --> 01:40:48,480 Oh, fuck me. 1247 01:40:49,900 --> 01:40:51,690 Hey, guys. Jean Jacket 1248 01:40:52,149 --> 01:40:54,244 is definitely in those clouds, 1249 01:40:54,331 --> 01:40:56,990 and he's definitely coming this way. 1250 01:40:57,370 --> 01:40:59,572 What's the matter? Don't you want to be on TV? 1251 01:40:59,645 --> 01:41:01,039 Man, I'm trying to tell you. 1252 01:41:02,312 --> 01:41:03,700 You don't want to go that way. 1253 01:41:04,496 --> 01:41:05,585 Fuck it. 1254 01:41:05,665 --> 01:41:07,683 Your loss, nobody. 1255 01:41:18,092 --> 01:41:19,889 We still rolling? Over. 1256 01:41:19,930 --> 01:41:22,010 Goddamn right we are. 1257 01:41:28,561 --> 01:41:30,716 Fellas, here it comes. Over. 1258 01:41:31,256 --> 01:41:32,689 Pop quiz, guys. 1259 01:41:32,730 --> 01:41:35,211 What happens when an electric bike 1260 01:41:35,297 --> 01:41:38,594 going 60 miles per hour hits an anti-electric field 1261 01:41:38,681 --> 01:41:40,747 going in the opposite direction? 1262 01:41:50,040 --> 01:41:50,920 Shit. 1263 01:41:51,710 --> 01:41:53,035 Fuck. 1264 01:41:53,241 --> 01:41:54,880 Shit. We're all gonna go to jail. 1265 01:41:59,133 --> 01:42:01,920 Oh, fuck. There's no way that that guy's alive. 1266 01:42:04,430 --> 01:42:05,970 Ah, shit. 1267 01:42:08,603 --> 01:42:09,949 Goddamn. 1268 01:42:10,030 --> 01:42:11,747 I told his ass not to go. 1269 01:42:11,842 --> 01:42:14,007 I told him not to go. 1270 01:42:17,341 --> 01:42:19,078 Hey, OJ, what's... 1271 01:42:19,312 --> 01:42:21,489 Where the fuck are you going? 1272 01:42:21,530 --> 01:42:23,490 The fuck is he doing? 1273 01:42:25,422 --> 01:42:27,039 I'm going dark. Over. 1274 01:42:27,080 --> 01:42:30,075 Okay. No, OJ, no. No! 1275 01:42:30,175 --> 01:42:32,768 No self-respecting— 1276 01:42:51,842 --> 01:42:53,878 Hey, hey, hey. Easy, easy, easy. 1277 01:42:54,745 --> 01:42:58,017 - Did you get that on camera? - Look at me. Look at me. 1278 01:42:58,217 --> 01:43:00,610 - What happened? - Listen, we got to get you out of here. 1279 01:43:01,599 --> 01:43:03,620 - Eyes on me. - Where's my camera? 1280 01:43:04,272 --> 01:43:07,506 - Hey! Hey! - I need my camera. Do you see it? 1281 01:43:12,132 --> 01:43:13,892 Okay. Angel? 1282 01:43:13,991 --> 01:43:16,930 - What? - Angel, come on. We got to reload. 1283 01:43:18,053 --> 01:43:19,653 Shit. 1284 01:43:29,132 --> 01:43:30,536 Wait. 1285 01:43:31,350 --> 01:43:32,890 Where's your phone? 1286 01:43:33,892 --> 01:43:36,109 Why aren't you filming this? 1287 01:43:36,150 --> 01:43:37,618 What? 1288 01:43:38,020 --> 01:43:40,150 Angel, what's happening? 1289 01:43:44,823 --> 01:43:45,699 Okay, 1290 01:43:45,740 --> 01:43:49,907 OJ, if you die trying to save that guy, I'll kill you. 1291 01:43:50,273 --> 01:43:51,119 No. 1292 01:43:51,220 --> 01:43:54,039 - No, no, please. Please, no. - We're gonna get you out. Shut your eye. 1293 01:43:54,080 --> 01:43:56,130 - Shut your eye. - Not before you take a picture. 1294 01:43:56,799 --> 01:43:57,960 Take a picture first! 1295 01:44:00,452 --> 01:44:02,220 Camera reloads. 1296 01:44:04,010 --> 01:44:06,260 - You can use my camera. - No. There's not enough time. 1297 01:44:09,606 --> 01:44:11,470 It's here. 1298 01:44:16,850 --> 01:44:18,820 Be Scorpion King. 1299 01:44:19,233 --> 01:44:21,030 Make a name for yourself. 1300 01:44:22,578 --> 01:44:23,700 What is that? 1301 01:44:24,478 --> 01:44:26,051 My bad, man. 1302 01:44:26,458 --> 01:44:28,449 Hey. Oh, my God. 1303 01:44:29,330 --> 01:44:31,608 My camera! I need my camera! 1304 01:44:31,879 --> 01:44:33,868 Oh, my God! Fuck! 1305 01:44:39,000 --> 01:44:40,210 Give me the lid. 1306 01:44:40,961 --> 01:44:42,879 Come on. All right. 1307 01:44:42,920 --> 01:44:45,846 Oh, God! 1308 01:44:46,200 --> 01:44:47,469 Oh, fuck! 1309 01:44:47,510 --> 01:44:48,794 Shit! Fuck! 1310 01:44:48,894 --> 01:44:50,929 Hey, hey! Is everybody okay? 1311 01:44:50,970 --> 01:44:52,902 For the love of fuck, talk to me, please! 1312 01:44:53,002 --> 01:44:54,648 OJ. 1313 01:45:05,579 --> 01:45:07,410 OJ. OJ! 1314 01:45:07,838 --> 01:45:10,479 You stupid-ass motherfucker, you better answer me. 1315 01:45:12,616 --> 01:45:13,846 Are you okay? 1316 01:45:13,951 --> 01:45:16,724 Are you good? Over. 1317 01:45:24,505 --> 01:45:27,010 Oh, God! Oh, God! 1318 01:45:27,146 --> 01:45:29,941 Oh, God! 1319 01:45:30,110 --> 01:45:32,171 Oh, God. 1320 01:45:32,556 --> 01:45:34,703 Oh, God! 1321 01:45:55,443 --> 01:45:57,863 Holy shit, I think it's taking the dancers. 1322 01:45:57,986 --> 01:45:59,670 Are you getting this? 1323 01:46:07,893 --> 01:46:09,653 Guys, OJ's hooded up. 1324 01:46:09,746 --> 01:46:12,219 He's doing the run. OJ's doing the run! 1325 01:46:13,172 --> 01:46:14,060 Oh, God. 1326 01:46:14,554 --> 01:46:16,006 Hey, it's gone. 1327 01:46:16,133 --> 01:46:18,639 I can't see it anymore, guys. 1328 01:46:53,470 --> 01:46:55,140 Get it. Get it! 1329 01:47:10,575 --> 01:47:11,489 No. 1330 01:47:11,530 --> 01:47:12,947 Fuck. 1331 01:47:27,170 --> 01:47:28,760 Go! Go! 1332 01:47:32,326 --> 01:47:34,550 Lucky, go. Go, go, go, go, go! 1333 01:47:47,712 --> 01:47:50,086 Holy shit! 1334 01:47:50,573 --> 01:47:52,446 Yeah! 1335 01:47:53,726 --> 01:47:55,191 Let's go! 1336 01:47:55,354 --> 01:47:57,279 Yeah, he didn't like that, did he? 1337 01:47:57,320 --> 01:47:59,568 OJ, you're a motherfucking genius. 1338 01:47:59,779 --> 01:48:01,252 We got it. 1339 01:48:01,353 --> 01:48:03,225 We got it. It's over. 1340 01:48:03,339 --> 01:48:04,790 It's over. We got it, y'all! 1341 01:48:05,410 --> 01:48:08,460 The feed started going in and out when... when that guy got got. 1342 01:48:08,934 --> 01:48:11,096 But we should be covered with the film camera. 1343 01:48:11,212 --> 01:48:12,856 Right, Holst? 1344 01:48:21,849 --> 01:48:23,230 The light. 1345 01:48:26,440 --> 01:48:28,239 The light, it's... 1346 01:48:30,119 --> 01:48:32,188 gonna be magic soon. 1347 01:48:38,205 --> 01:48:40,011 What you mean, Ant? 1348 01:48:46,457 --> 01:48:47,580 No, no. Where you going? 1349 01:48:50,503 --> 01:48:52,538 It's gonna be all right, Angel. 1350 01:48:53,340 --> 01:48:55,714 We don't deserve the impossible. 1351 01:49:03,530 --> 01:49:07,577 Hey, guys. Holst just said some creepy, cryptic shit. 1352 01:49:07,662 --> 01:49:11,230 Took his camera. He's heading up the mountain. Over. 1353 01:49:13,359 --> 01:49:14,777 Hey, Holst. 1354 01:49:15,726 --> 01:49:18,049 Holst. Wait. Hold on, man. Talk to me. 1355 01:49:18,240 --> 01:49:21,516 What happened? Did you get the shot or didn't you? Over. 1356 01:49:24,453 --> 01:49:25,719 This nigga. 1357 01:49:26,885 --> 01:49:28,205 Fuck. 1358 01:49:28,925 --> 01:49:30,920 This is crazy, right? 1359 01:49:46,972 --> 01:49:48,672 Come on, come on, come on. 1360 01:49:50,710 --> 01:49:52,206 Fuck. 1361 01:50:16,171 --> 01:50:17,551 No, man. 1362 01:50:20,676 --> 01:50:21,800 The fuck? 1363 01:50:27,473 --> 01:50:28,902 Holst. 1364 01:50:55,616 --> 01:50:56,800 Oh, shit. 1365 01:51:12,442 --> 01:51:13,360 Fuck! 1366 01:51:28,635 --> 01:51:30,102 Oh, God. 1367 01:51:30,265 --> 01:51:31,729 No. 1368 01:51:33,332 --> 01:51:34,906 Oh, shit. 1369 01:51:35,320 --> 01:51:36,643 Fuck. 1370 01:51:38,629 --> 01:51:40,214 What? 1371 01:51:55,555 --> 01:51:56,691 Fuck. 1372 01:52:01,001 --> 01:52:02,233 Okay. 1373 01:52:03,534 --> 01:52:04,883 Fuck! 1374 01:52:11,630 --> 01:52:12,924 Oh, shit! 1375 01:52:15,540 --> 01:52:17,619 Oh, no! 1376 01:52:32,060 --> 01:52:33,533 Don't look. Don't look. 1377 01:52:33,633 --> 01:52:37,365 Don't look. Don't look. Don't look. 1378 01:52:37,406 --> 01:52:38,919 Don't look. Don't look. 1379 01:52:39,025 --> 01:52:40,844 Don't look. Don't look. Don't look. 1380 01:52:56,298 --> 01:52:58,169 Get the bike! 1381 01:52:58,210 --> 01:52:59,831 Get out of here! 1382 01:53:11,124 --> 01:53:12,893 Oh, my God. 1383 01:53:13,184 --> 01:53:15,349 You're dead! Dead! 1384 01:53:19,460 --> 01:53:21,609 Shit, shit, shit, shit. Look down. 1385 01:53:51,190 --> 01:53:52,586 Hey. 1386 01:54:07,466 --> 01:54:09,006 Come on. 1387 01:54:14,131 --> 01:54:15,576 No. 1388 01:54:33,288 --> 01:54:34,909 Oh, fuck. 1389 01:54:35,443 --> 01:54:37,389 Fuck. Fuck. 1390 01:55:11,375 --> 01:55:12,839 No! 1391 01:55:17,989 --> 01:55:19,831 Just leave, OJ. 1392 01:55:19,937 --> 01:55:21,849 Forget it! Come on! 1393 01:55:23,509 --> 01:55:24,729 Come on! 1394 01:56:44,595 --> 01:56:46,187 Come on! 1395 01:58:40,574 --> 01:58:42,263 It's gonna fuck you up. 1396 01:58:43,229 --> 01:58:45,276 It's gonna fuck you up. 1397 01:59:20,738 --> 01:59:23,385 Come on. Come on, come on! 1398 01:59:29,875 --> 01:59:30,979 What the... 1399 01:59:57,739 --> 01:59:59,919 Come on. Come on! 1400 01:59:59,960 --> 02:00:02,105 I'm gonna get you, you motherfucker. 1401 02:00:20,525 --> 02:00:22,739 I'm-a take you to Oprah. I'm-a take you to Oprah. 1402 02:00:23,864 --> 02:00:25,991 Let's go to Oprah. 1403 02:01:32,469 --> 02:01:33,709 Yes! 1404 02:01:34,409 --> 02:01:36,106 Yes! 1405 02:01:36,382 --> 02:01:39,084 Nobody fucks with Haywood, bitch! 1406 02:01:39,237 --> 02:01:40,857 Nobody! 1407 02:01:41,011 --> 02:01:42,569 You hear me? 1408 02:01:54,197 --> 02:01:57,128 Cowboys and cowgirls, 1409 02:01:57,264 --> 02:01:59,364 it's time to ride off into the sunset. 1410 02:01:59,499 --> 02:02:02,306 That's right. Happy trails. 1411 02:02:02,386 --> 02:02:03,848 It's closing time. 1412 02:02:03,962 --> 02:02:06,881 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. 1413 02:02:07,014 --> 02:02:08,520 Come back again. 1414 02:02:08,640 --> 02:02:11,686 Until then, we wish you well. 1415 02:02:11,947 --> 02:02:14,850 Hasta la vista. Adios. 1416 02:02:15,719 --> 02:02:18,058 Yeah, get a shot of her. Zoom in. 1417 02:02:29,620 --> 02:02:30,649 We're ready. 1418 02:02:30,769 --> 02:02:32,640 We're set up, ready to go. 1419 02:02:36,610 --> 02:02:38,521 Folks, this is Wally Pachenko 1420 02:02:38,641 --> 02:02:40,409 reporting live from Agua Dulce 1421 02:02:40,536 --> 02:02:42,729 just outside of Jupiter's Claim, 1422 02:02:42,856 --> 02:02:45,024 where just seconds ago 1423 02:02:45,137 --> 02:02:47,983 an inexplicable occurrence, just in the distance... 1424 02:02:48,118 --> 02:02:50,656 You can probably hear the shock in my voice. 1425 02:02:50,791 --> 02:02:53,557 There are still some fragments, floating in the air 1426 02:02:53,693 --> 02:02:57,794 where some unidentified object 1427 02:02:57,929 --> 02:03:00,129 just drifted off into space and exploded. 1428 02:03:00,264 --> 02:03:02,734 You can see some fragments still falling from the sky. 1429 02:03:02,869 --> 02:03:04,861 we will have some amazing...