1 00:02:46,668 --> 00:02:47,668 Ah. 2 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,043 Yakuza boss: 3 00:03:31,918 --> 00:03:33,085 In special news, 4 00:03:33,168 --> 00:03:34,377 Normal is celebrating 5 00:03:34,502 --> 00:03:37,835 152 years since the railway came to town. 6 00:03:38,335 --> 00:03:40,585 Weather advisory remains on a high level 7 00:03:40,668 --> 00:03:42,835 with a winter storm... 8 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:44,668 looks like it's going to— 9 00:03:50,918 --> 00:03:52,252 So, how's the motel treating you? 10 00:03:52,335 --> 00:03:55,627 Exactly how you'd expect for 55 bucks a night. 11 00:03:55,793 --> 00:03:57,043 What'd you do dinner? 12 00:03:57,627 --> 00:04:00,460 I got delivery from the Chinese place. 13 00:04:00,835 --> 00:04:01,918 Chang Lu's? 14 00:04:02,127 --> 00:04:03,377 Is there another one? 15 00:04:04,168 --> 00:04:07,127 No. No. Just Chang Lu's. 16 00:04:10,335 --> 00:04:12,918 Have you been to Ernie's place to try his meatloaf? 17 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:14,043 It's amazing. 18 00:04:14,668 --> 00:04:15,918 Duly noted. 19 00:04:22,335 --> 00:04:23,502 This is Penny. 20 00:04:23,627 --> 00:04:25,002 Sorry I missed you. Please leave a message, 21 00:04:25,127 --> 00:04:26,585 and I'll circle back when I can. 22 00:04:26,668 --> 00:04:28,752 Hey, it's just me, 23 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:31,085 Ulysses, you know, your husband, 24 00:04:31,168 --> 00:04:33,668 if you don't mind me still calling myself that. 25 00:04:34,168 --> 00:04:36,252 I know we agreed to take some time apart, 26 00:04:36,335 --> 00:04:38,293 that you need space. I... I get it, 27 00:04:38,377 --> 00:04:40,335 but I just thought I'd let you know 28 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:43,293 I landed another temporary sheriff job 29 00:04:43,377 --> 00:04:46,168 in a little town called Normal, Minnesota. 30 00:04:47,002 --> 00:04:50,002 Like a lot of small towns, it's half abandoned. 31 00:04:50,335 --> 00:04:51,835 The other half is nice, though. 32 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:53,502 People seem friendly enough. 33 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,793 They built themselves a real nice little setup here, 34 00:04:57,168 --> 00:04:58,668 considering how hard times are 35 00:04:58,793 --> 00:05:00,918 for most folks in the country right now. 36 00:05:01,627 --> 00:05:02,918 I don't know what their secret is, 37 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:05,460 but I could do with a serving of it. 38 00:05:05,918 --> 00:05:07,585 Anyway, it's just for eight weeks 39 00:05:07,668 --> 00:05:09,793 till they elect the new permanent lawman. 40 00:05:10,668 --> 00:05:14,752 My goal is to leave this town just the way I found it. 41 00:05:19,793 --> 00:05:21,502 What's the deal with that jacket? 42 00:05:21,627 --> 00:05:25,335 It's pretty cool, huh? I got it to match my chopper. 43 00:05:26,335 --> 00:05:28,918 - I didn't know you had one. - Oh, no, I don't, not yet. 44 00:05:29,002 --> 00:05:30,918 I'm just saving up. 45 00:05:31,627 --> 00:05:33,335 Figured I'd start with the jacket. 46 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:36,668 Well, it's loud. 47 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,752 You mean it's too flashy? 48 00:05:38,835 --> 00:05:41,293 No. I mean it... makes noise. 49 00:05:41,377 --> 00:05:43,752 It's literally loud. 50 00:05:43,835 --> 00:05:45,585 And I don't think it's regulation. 51 00:05:45,668 --> 00:05:47,043 - Right. - Sorry. 52 00:05:48,210 --> 00:05:49,835 I'll just... 53 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,085 No, no. Just leave it on. Leave it on. 54 00:05:52,168 --> 00:05:54,085 It's cool. It's very cool. 55 00:05:55,502 --> 00:05:58,085 Whoa. $16.8 million. 56 00:05:58,168 --> 00:06:00,502 Where the hell did this town get that kind of money? 57 00:06:00,835 --> 00:06:03,002 Community really came together on that one. 58 00:06:03,668 --> 00:06:05,002 Yeah, I would say. 59 00:06:06,168 --> 00:06:07,377 Hey, Mayor Kibner! 60 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:08,918 There he is. 61 00:06:14,752 --> 00:06:16,585 I can't wait for the parade next week. 62 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,585 We all dress up. You're going to love it. 63 00:06:18,668 --> 00:06:20,418 I always wanted to be the parade mascot, 64 00:06:20,502 --> 00:06:21,918 but I never got picked. 65 00:06:22,002 --> 00:06:23,002 I'm not bitter, though. 66 00:06:24,127 --> 00:06:27,168 The guys take their bikes pretty seriously here. 67 00:06:27,918 --> 00:06:30,210 My bike's probably going to be a lot like this one. 68 00:06:30,835 --> 00:06:33,668 Jeez, Randy. I wish my girlfriend was that dirty. 69 00:06:33,752 --> 00:06:35,377 Have you got a girlfriend, Sheriff? 70 00:06:35,502 --> 00:06:37,918 No. I've got a wife. She's had it with me. 71 00:06:38,002 --> 00:06:39,835 Then I'll put an extra sugar in your coffee. 72 00:06:40,502 --> 00:06:42,252 - Is that too much to ask for? - Hey, Tom! How are you? 73 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:43,918 Hey, Mike. This is America, God damn it. 74 00:06:44,002 --> 00:06:45,752 What's mine is mine, for fuck's sake. 75 00:06:45,835 --> 00:06:47,252 She can't go and talk to me like this. 76 00:06:47,918 --> 00:06:49,502 I'm going to go put a pot on. 77 00:06:49,585 --> 00:06:51,918 I feel like Sisyphus pushing a rock up a God damn hill. 78 00:06:52,002 --> 00:06:52,960 What's the problem? 79 00:06:53,043 --> 00:06:54,668 Tom's being a Goddamn dick. 80 00:06:54,793 --> 00:06:56,502 - That's the fucking problem. - Fuck you, you trumped-up— 81 00:06:56,585 --> 00:06:59,043 Whoa! Just communicate the problem to me. 82 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:01,210 Depends who the fuck you're meant to be. 83 00:07:01,335 --> 00:07:03,585 Well, if I'm reading this badge correctly, 84 00:07:03,668 --> 00:07:04,918 I'm the sheriff. 85 00:07:05,043 --> 00:07:06,502 Yeah. I sure as shit didn't vote for you. 86 00:07:06,585 --> 00:07:07,918 I understand. 87 00:07:08,002 --> 00:07:10,668 You know Sheriff Gunderson died, right? Last week? 88 00:07:10,752 --> 00:07:12,752 This is Ulysses. He's filling in, yeah? 89 00:07:12,835 --> 00:07:15,043 Yeah. I... I heard something about that. 90 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:16,918 - Well... - So you're his replacement? 91 00:07:17,002 --> 00:07:18,168 I'm the interim. 92 00:07:18,668 --> 00:07:20,668 It's like a substitute teacher. 93 00:07:20,752 --> 00:07:22,043 For how long? 94 00:07:22,168 --> 00:07:23,752 He's on week one of eight. 95 00:07:23,835 --> 00:07:24,835 Morning, peoples! 96 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,002 Morning, Blaine. Ooh, donuts. 97 00:07:26,127 --> 00:07:27,085 - Hey. Old-fashioned? - Okay. Well, so, 98 00:07:27,168 --> 00:07:28,668 Carl keeps parking his Goddamn— 99 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:30,043 - Carl's his neighbor. - My neighbor keeps 100 00:07:30,168 --> 00:07:31,377 parking his God damn rig in my driveway. 101 00:07:31,502 --> 00:07:32,668 - It's a tow truck. - I see. 102 00:07:32,793 --> 00:07:34,043 Carl has his own tow trucking company, 103 00:07:34,168 --> 00:07:35,835 - has since high school. - Hey, Mike. 104 00:07:35,918 --> 00:07:37,460 I lived there first. It's my property just as much— 105 00:07:37,543 --> 00:07:39,293 Tom's on a flag lot, so they have to share a driveway. 106 00:07:39,377 --> 00:07:41,585 He's blocking me in! That fucker's taking 70 percent. 107 00:07:41,668 --> 00:07:43,127 Hang on! Hang on! 108 00:07:44,793 --> 00:07:46,668 Look. You want me to drive out there 109 00:07:46,752 --> 00:07:48,168 and sort this out with Carl for you? 110 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:50,585 Finally. Please. 111 00:07:50,668 --> 00:07:53,210 Okay. Then I best head out there pronto. 112 00:07:54,168 --> 00:07:57,918 Uh, we're good? All righty. Then I'll retire to my boudoir. 113 00:07:58,002 --> 00:07:59,002 Hey. 114 00:08:01,043 --> 00:08:02,668 How's that badge, Sheriff? 115 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:04,960 Keeping it warm for me? 116 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:08,002 I'm doing my best. 117 00:08:08,168 --> 00:08:10,668 Election's in six weeks. 118 00:08:10,793 --> 00:08:11,835 Remember to vote for me. 119 00:08:11,918 --> 00:08:13,502 Sure. 120 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:16,668 Good people, small problems, 121 00:08:16,752 --> 00:08:19,752 and if my instincts tell me something is seriously amiss, 122 00:08:19,835 --> 00:08:21,460 well, then I'll get involved. 123 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,460 But yeah. I kind of stopped trusting my instincts. 124 00:08:26,585 --> 00:08:28,918 It's not that I don't care anymore, Penny. 125 00:08:29,002 --> 00:08:33,002 It's just, life's a lot easier when you care a little less. 126 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:35,835 Then again, we are who we are. 127 00:08:46,835 --> 00:08:49,002 Nothing to see here. 128 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:30,585 Oh, there you are. Refill? 129 00:09:31,168 --> 00:09:33,835 What? Oh. Yeah. Sure. 130 00:09:34,293 --> 00:09:35,918 This is a hell of an armory. 131 00:09:36,002 --> 00:09:37,002 Yeah. 132 00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:40,460 Is that C4? 133 00:09:41,002 --> 00:09:43,377 Uh, that— It is. Yeah. 134 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:45,918 Why do you have that? 135 00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:47,918 I don't know. 136 00:09:48,002 --> 00:09:49,835 After 9/11, Sheriff Gunderson applied 137 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,418 for every anti-terrorism grant available. 138 00:09:52,502 --> 00:09:55,085 Yeah? How much did he spend on training? 139 00:09:57,835 --> 00:09:59,168 I should probably get back to the phones. 140 00:09:59,835 --> 00:10:02,168 Well, the door was unlocked. 141 00:10:02,293 --> 00:10:03,668 That's kind of a no-no. 142 00:10:04,377 --> 00:10:06,502 Oh. Sorry about that. 143 00:10:12,210 --> 00:10:14,377 Every town has its own little quirks. 144 00:10:15,168 --> 00:10:16,585 You can't change 'em. 145 00:10:16,668 --> 00:10:18,585 Two hundred K, and the instructions 146 00:10:18,668 --> 00:10:19,835 are in Japanese. 147 00:10:20,585 --> 00:10:21,752 The interim job 148 00:10:21,835 --> 00:10:23,668 is not to get in the way of them. 149 00:10:24,585 --> 00:10:27,502 I'm like a midwife with a gun... 150 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:31,668 helping 'em transition smoothly. 151 00:10:41,335 --> 00:10:44,918 Oh, damn it. Damn it. Hey! 152 00:10:51,793 --> 00:10:53,127 I like the way you law, man. 153 00:11:14,627 --> 00:11:16,835 Hey, Sheriff. Welcome to my place. 154 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,127 Oh, you're Ernie? 155 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:20,418 Yeah, just like my dad and my granddad before me. 156 00:11:20,502 --> 00:11:23,752 Oh, yeah. Tell me. What's the story with the decor? 157 00:11:23,835 --> 00:11:25,752 Well, Granddad started collecting 'em after the war, 158 00:11:25,835 --> 00:11:27,335 and he didn't stop till the day he died. 159 00:11:28,168 --> 00:11:29,585 Any of them loaded? 160 00:11:30,002 --> 00:11:31,793 Wouldn't be much fun if they weren't, would it? 161 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:38,002 So, what can I get you? 162 00:11:38,127 --> 00:11:40,002 Uh, I heard good things about the meatloaf. 163 00:11:40,127 --> 00:11:41,335 Sure. Coming up. 164 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,960 You got to try the pie before you leave town. 165 00:11:44,043 --> 00:11:45,002 Hmm. 166 00:11:45,085 --> 00:11:46,418 dropping temperatures. 167 00:11:46,502 --> 00:11:47,918 Snow is much more likely, 168 00:11:48,002 --> 00:11:49,918 making this our first big winter storm of the season, 169 00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:51,668 and whoo-whee, does this look like a doozy. 170 00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:54,752 Fucking weather. Fucking Minnesota. 171 00:11:54,835 --> 00:11:56,835 plans to issue a shelter in place 172 00:11:56,918 --> 00:11:58,835 warning around noon tomorrow. 173 00:12:54,668 --> 00:12:57,168 Say cheese. 174 00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,627 What's going on, Officer? 175 00:12:59,918 --> 00:13:03,043 Uh, I think a moose just stole your paint. 176 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,335 It is going to be a busy day today. 177 00:13:08,002 --> 00:13:10,127 I wanted to get your stamp of approval 178 00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:11,585 on the parade route. 179 00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:13,585 - Okay. - There's an intersection 180 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:16,502 that I think are just a real hornets' nest, 181 00:13:17,127 --> 00:13:18,168 and of course, first, 182 00:13:18,293 --> 00:13:21,043 we have the celebration of life at the sheriff's. 183 00:13:22,043 --> 00:13:25,668 The... former sheriff's, that is. 184 00:13:28,002 --> 00:13:29,668 But you don't have to worry about saying anything, 185 00:13:29,793 --> 00:13:31,293 because the mayor's going to take care of that, 186 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,752 and there will be food. 187 00:13:33,835 --> 00:13:36,252 It is a potluck, so it should be fun. 188 00:13:36,335 --> 00:13:37,668 All right. 189 00:13:37,793 --> 00:13:39,668 Anyone available? There's a situation 190 00:13:39,793 --> 00:13:41,752 with Maynard down at the hardware store. Over. 191 00:13:41,835 --> 00:13:44,085 Most of my time is spent on shenanigans, 192 00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:45,668 - low-stakes stuff. - Report's 193 00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:47,210 two assholes screaming at each other. 194 00:13:47,335 --> 00:13:49,502 I get to say "Nothing to see here" 195 00:13:49,585 --> 00:13:51,127 over and over all day. 196 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,918 All right! Just separate! Separate! 197 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,043 Mike, I need you to escort old Clayton here 198 00:13:58,168 --> 00:13:59,293 from the premises and arrest him! 199 00:13:59,377 --> 00:14:01,168 - For what? - For being a sumbitch! 200 00:14:01,293 --> 00:14:03,752 Sumbitch? More like thrifty. 201 00:14:03,835 --> 00:14:06,210 Amazon's got these damn near 30 percent off! 202 00:14:06,335 --> 00:14:07,918 Okay. To be fair, Maynard that seems... 203 00:14:08,002 --> 00:14:08,960 This is America, damn it. 204 00:14:09,127 --> 00:14:10,502 - The customer is always right. - ... like a fair price. 205 00:14:10,627 --> 00:14:11,585 That's not helping. 206 00:14:11,668 --> 00:14:12,668 Oh, the customer is always right 207 00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:14,168 when he's trying to bankrupt the shop-keep? 208 00:14:14,293 --> 00:14:15,335 No, no. Calm down. Calm down. 209 00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:16,752 Listen, Sheriff. I will be damned 210 00:14:16,835 --> 00:14:18,127 if I'm going to let some old— 211 00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:21,252 Like you need the money! You look like an angry thumb! 212 00:14:21,335 --> 00:14:23,835 Go home and be Amazon's bitch, motherfucker! 213 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,210 Guys. 214 00:14:25,335 --> 00:14:27,502 Guys! Guys! 215 00:14:28,585 --> 00:14:32,043 Maybe we just want to bring the temperature down 216 00:14:32,168 --> 00:14:33,127 a little bit 217 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:37,627 in front of the temporary guest from out of town. 218 00:14:38,793 --> 00:14:39,835 Am I right? 219 00:14:40,168 --> 00:14:42,085 Maybe we should go for a walk, hey? 220 00:14:42,168 --> 00:14:43,918 - Okay! I'm going! - Huh, Clayton? Okay. 221 00:14:44,002 --> 00:14:45,585 - I'm going! - Let's go. 222 00:14:45,668 --> 00:14:47,002 Clayton, this is America, 223 00:14:47,127 --> 00:14:49,918 which means you can't walk out of a store without paying. 224 00:14:50,002 --> 00:14:51,335 - That's a good point. - It's called shoplifting. 225 00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:52,877 Maynard, you thieving motherfucker! 226 00:14:53,002 --> 00:14:56,210 Enjoy your long walk in the snow, you geriatric tool! 227 00:14:56,335 --> 00:14:58,502 - Sumbitch! - Okay. Come on now. 228 00:14:58,585 --> 00:14:59,835 Asshole! 229 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,002 How often does that happen? 230 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,502 Once, twice a week if I'm lucky, 231 00:15:04,627 --> 00:15:06,293 and it's not like he needs the money. 232 00:15:06,377 --> 00:15:08,043 He just likes pissing up my leg. 233 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,752 Whoa. There's a lot of locks on that cabinet. 234 00:15:10,835 --> 00:15:11,960 What's going on there? 235 00:15:12,627 --> 00:15:13,793 Stump removers. 236 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:15,918 Uh, what does that mean? 237 00:15:16,502 --> 00:15:18,960 Old-school stump removers. 238 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:22,835 I still don't know exactly what you're talking about. 239 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,168 Sheriff, come quick! 240 00:15:24,293 --> 00:15:27,168 What? I want to hear your answer. 241 00:15:30,502 --> 00:15:32,085 It's the yarn? What— What about it? 242 00:15:32,168 --> 00:15:34,377 It's the yarn. I— I— Look. Look. 243 00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:36,918 I'm sorry. This is your "Sheriff, come quick"? 244 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:40,252 I ordered pink, and they gave me mauve. 245 00:15:40,335 --> 00:15:41,752 Uh, not to play devil's advocate, 246 00:15:41,835 --> 00:15:43,377 but that is not pink. That is mauve. 247 00:15:43,502 --> 00:15:46,293 Mauve. That's what I said. What should I do? 248 00:15:46,377 --> 00:15:48,252 Well, I... I'm not going to be able to help you, 249 00:15:48,335 --> 00:15:50,502 because they look exactly the same to me. 250 00:15:50,627 --> 00:15:52,460 I'm sorry. I'm color-blind. 251 00:15:53,002 --> 00:15:56,210 All right. Well, unlike you, Sheriff, 252 00:15:56,335 --> 00:15:58,668 my clientele's a bit more discerning. 253 00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:00,418 They're not color-blind. No offense. 254 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:01,752 Mike? 255 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,168 Are you there? Over. 256 00:16:04,835 --> 00:16:06,918 Mike, come on. Pick up. Are you still with the sheriff? 257 00:16:07,002 --> 00:16:08,502 Is that a police scanner you got? 258 00:16:08,627 --> 00:16:09,918 You keeping tabs on me? 259 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:13,377 Yes, sir, and a CB radio. 260 00:16:13,502 --> 00:16:16,210 - Oh. - I get lonely. 261 00:16:16,335 --> 00:16:17,835 And nosy. 262 00:16:18,168 --> 00:16:19,752 Copy that, Sally. I'm on my way. 263 00:16:19,835 --> 00:16:20,918 Take care. 264 00:16:23,002 --> 00:16:24,752 Call the fire department next time. 265 00:16:25,335 --> 00:16:28,002 - Oh, I... - I'm kidding. 266 00:16:33,335 --> 00:16:35,002 Your buck goes a lot further out here. 267 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:36,252 That's for sure. 268 00:16:36,335 --> 00:16:39,752 Gunderson had got himself the Big Mac of McMansions. 269 00:16:39,835 --> 00:16:41,668 He must have issued a hell of a lot of parking tickets 270 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,002 to get that. 271 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,418 So, what do you say about a man like Gunderson? 272 00:16:45,502 --> 00:16:48,335 He was a son of a bitch. 273 00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:50,335 But he was our son of a bitch. 274 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:52,127 - Boss? - He was a great golfer, right? 275 00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:54,210 - Boss. - A medium fisherman and... 276 00:16:54,335 --> 00:16:55,793 Oh. What's up? 277 00:16:56,627 --> 00:16:58,002 You got to get in on this. 278 00:16:58,502 --> 00:17:00,752 This is just like Christmas. 279 00:17:00,835 --> 00:17:02,752 You got Pete's meats, 280 00:17:03,585 --> 00:17:05,252 fortune cookies, all you can eat. 281 00:17:05,335 --> 00:17:07,002 You want me to make you a plate? 282 00:17:08,002 --> 00:17:10,960 Uh, not unless I want to end up like Gunderson. 283 00:17:11,043 --> 00:17:12,460 Oh. That reminds me. 284 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,210 I think you should be wearing this. 285 00:17:19,627 --> 00:17:21,377 But I thought you said you had only one. 286 00:17:21,502 --> 00:17:25,668 I did, but when the visitation was over and done with, 287 00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:29,002 I nicked it off of the corpse 288 00:17:30,127 --> 00:17:32,752 before they closed the casket. 289 00:17:32,835 --> 00:17:36,502 So, you enjoy the power while it lasts. 290 00:18:03,043 --> 00:18:04,918 Oh, what a trip that was. 291 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:07,418 Those Japanese sure love their golf. 292 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,335 So, what'd you pick? 293 00:18:13,168 --> 00:18:15,377 Oh. Uh, Ashford something. 294 00:18:15,502 --> 00:18:19,835 I always tend to lean toward the Irish. 295 00:18:20,835 --> 00:18:22,002 Seven Gs a bottle. 296 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:27,168 Dr. Velie. — Ulysses. 297 00:18:28,168 --> 00:18:31,668 Um, you signed, uh, 298 00:18:31,752 --> 00:18:33,793 Sheriff Gunderson's death certificate, right? 299 00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:36,168 Sadly, yes, I did. 300 00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:37,960 What happened there? 301 00:18:39,127 --> 00:18:42,502 Well, a couple Wednesdays ago, around three in the morning, 302 00:18:42,585 --> 00:18:44,252 Deputy Blaine found him out back 303 00:18:44,335 --> 00:18:46,835 in little more than his tighty-whities, 304 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:51,168 frozen like a chunk of ice chiseled by a chainsaw. 305 00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:53,668 What do you suppose he thought he was doing? 306 00:18:55,043 --> 00:18:57,627 Not my job to go supposing... to be sure. 307 00:18:58,460 --> 00:18:59,835 Gunderson liked his fishing. 308 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,252 He had a fishing rod in his one hand 309 00:19:02,335 --> 00:19:05,918 and a auger in the other, so my guess, 310 00:19:06,293 --> 00:19:08,210 man thought he was going ice fishing. 311 00:19:08,752 --> 00:19:11,002 At night, in his underwear? 312 00:19:11,127 --> 00:19:14,835 Well, as you can see, the man was a drinker. 313 00:19:15,377 --> 00:19:17,002 And a son of a bitch, 314 00:19:17,127 --> 00:19:19,585 but then again, he was our son of a bitch, right? 315 00:19:19,668 --> 00:19:21,502 Hey, Doc. Give me a minute. 316 00:19:21,585 --> 00:19:23,127 I'd like to bend his ear, okay? 317 00:19:23,835 --> 00:19:25,668 Now. Yeah. Thank you. 318 00:19:25,752 --> 00:19:27,627 I want to thank you for coming. 319 00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:29,002 Of course. 320 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,002 So, let me get this straight. 321 00:19:31,502 --> 00:19:32,668 Did I hear... 322 00:19:35,168 --> 00:19:37,168 you saw the moose? 323 00:19:37,293 --> 00:19:39,335 I did. I got a picture of it. 324 00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:40,668 God damn! 325 00:19:40,793 --> 00:19:42,835 I am the only one in this town who has never seen 326 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,002 that fucking moose, 327 00:19:44,377 --> 00:19:46,335 and I keep an eye out for it. 328 00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:48,752 You know, in Native American culture, 329 00:19:48,835 --> 00:19:52,835 the moose is a symbol of endurance and survival. Hmm? 330 00:19:54,168 --> 00:19:55,168 - So, 331 00:19:56,335 --> 00:19:58,002 what do you think of our little town? 332 00:19:59,002 --> 00:20:02,210 - It's, um, charming. - Yeah. You know, I hear 333 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:05,168 that you are a very laid-back kind of guy, 334 00:20:05,668 --> 00:20:07,793 not a crack-the-whip sort. 335 00:20:08,502 --> 00:20:09,960 Well, I mean, I've been known to— 336 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,752 Did you ever think about settling down? 337 00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:16,168 You could be a real sheriff for more than a few weeks. 338 00:20:17,043 --> 00:20:19,168 You could build a whole new life here in Normal, 339 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:23,835 because we really celebrate the community. 340 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:27,918 Around here, it's always one for all. 341 00:20:28,002 --> 00:20:29,293 - That sounds— - Mayor? 342 00:20:29,377 --> 00:20:30,293 Yeah? It's time. 343 00:20:30,377 --> 00:20:31,668 Yeah. 344 00:20:31,793 --> 00:20:33,293 But I want you to think about it. 345 00:20:33,377 --> 00:20:34,627 - I will. - All right. 346 00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:41,168 What do you mean, get out? 347 00:20:41,293 --> 00:20:43,502 Why is that of your— 348 00:20:43,585 --> 00:20:44,460 Fine. 349 00:20:46,127 --> 00:20:47,835 Have you been sleeping in your van? 350 00:20:48,668 --> 00:20:50,043 What? What? 351 00:20:50,168 --> 00:20:51,460 You're a mess. 352 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,752 You're not the sheriff yet, Blaine! 353 00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:57,377 Hey, boss. 354 00:20:58,668 --> 00:21:00,377 I was just, uh, checking on you. 355 00:21:00,502 --> 00:21:03,918 - Uh... you good? - I'm fine. 356 00:21:04,002 --> 00:21:06,127 Well, I just wanted to let you know that they put out 357 00:21:06,210 --> 00:21:08,502 more of those mini eggrolls. They're custom. 358 00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:11,168 And the mayor's just about to tell the story 359 00:21:11,293 --> 00:21:13,502 about the time he went on the cruise with Jane Fonda, 360 00:21:13,627 --> 00:21:15,960 SO... 361 00:21:17,502 --> 00:21:19,668 You know who that is in the van? 362 00:21:19,793 --> 00:21:23,168 Sheriff Gunderson's, uh, daughter, I think. 363 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:24,960 Alex. 364 00:21:36,168 --> 00:21:38,627 Hey, lawman. Up for a game? 365 00:21:39,668 --> 00:21:42,835 Uh, my hands are shaky. They only trust me with a gun. 366 00:21:42,918 --> 00:21:45,252 Company, then? 367 00:21:46,668 --> 00:21:47,752 I got to warn you. 368 00:21:48,377 --> 00:21:49,752 I'm not very good. 369 00:21:50,335 --> 00:21:52,502 So, would you say you knew Gunderson well? 370 00:21:52,585 --> 00:21:54,960 Gunderson? Yeah. I knew him pretty well. 371 00:21:56,002 --> 00:21:58,127 It was sad, the way he, uh... 372 00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:00,752 you know. 373 00:22:01,210 --> 00:22:03,418 But he liked to drink. He liked to fish. 374 00:22:03,502 --> 00:22:05,793 So the way I see it, he died doing what he loved best. 375 00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:07,460 You fish? 376 00:22:07,835 --> 00:22:10,585 Uh, when I was a kid, with my dad. 377 00:22:11,127 --> 00:22:13,043 - You? - Me? Fuck no. 378 00:22:13,752 --> 00:22:15,502 Probably the only one in town who don't, 379 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:18,918 but in the end, death... comes for us all, 380 00:22:19,002 --> 00:22:20,002 don't it, lawman? 381 00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:23,502 I'm not getting a Sheriff out of you, huh? 382 00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:27,043 If you really were, you would, but are you? 383 00:22:29,835 --> 00:22:31,168 You've been listening 384 00:22:31,293 --> 00:22:33,668 to my internal monologue, haven't you? 385 00:22:33,793 --> 00:22:34,835 That's my job. 386 00:22:36,835 --> 00:22:39,043 I'm Moira, the barkeeper here. 387 00:22:42,210 --> 00:22:43,293 Rack 'em up. 388 00:22:44,127 --> 00:22:45,127 Why are you here? 389 00:22:45,210 --> 00:22:47,168 Stop fucking around. Come on. 390 00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:49,002 I'm all ears. 391 00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:50,835 All right. 392 00:22:53,210 --> 00:22:57,085 I used to be a regular sheriff. Nice county 393 00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:59,210 with a couple little towns just like this one. 394 00:22:59,335 --> 00:23:01,460 I married my high school sweetheart. 395 00:23:02,627 --> 00:23:06,127 - Perfect. - It was. I was, uh... 396 00:23:07,835 --> 00:23:09,168 pretty proud of myself. 397 00:23:10,460 --> 00:23:13,502 I walked through life with my head held high. 398 00:23:13,585 --> 00:23:14,835 I knew who I was. 399 00:23:20,127 --> 00:23:21,835 Then this girl, uh... 400 00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:25,502 Her dad, someone I knew, 401 00:23:26,127 --> 00:23:28,793 a, uh, upstanding citizen... 402 00:23:31,668 --> 00:23:32,668 had been, uh... 403 00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:39,835 I didn't believe her. 404 00:23:42,668 --> 00:23:45,918 Short while later, there was an incident at the house. 405 00:23:47,668 --> 00:23:50,168 Gunshots, and I went in. 406 00:23:51,168 --> 00:23:53,668 And she was standing over him. 407 00:23:54,835 --> 00:23:57,752 He was wounded. She had a gun out. 408 00:23:58,835 --> 00:24:03,210 And he was cursing her for what he'd done to her. 409 00:24:05,335 --> 00:24:06,835 And I told her to put the gun down, 410 00:24:06,918 --> 00:24:08,252 and she didn't hesitate. 411 00:24:08,335 --> 00:24:10,335 She shot him right between the eyes, 412 00:24:11,377 --> 00:24:13,002 and then she aimed that gun at me. 413 00:24:14,168 --> 00:24:16,627 And she cursed me for not believing her. 414 00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:22,335 And then we both shot. 415 00:24:24,793 --> 00:24:27,835 Um, I had better aim. 416 00:24:31,752 --> 00:24:32,835 After that... 417 00:24:35,918 --> 00:24:37,668 I got dark inside, and... 418 00:24:41,335 --> 00:24:44,043 I didn't know who I was anymore, and I still don't. 419 00:24:49,377 --> 00:24:50,460 And the wife? 420 00:24:51,918 --> 00:24:54,293 I, uh— I was hard to be around. 421 00:24:55,668 --> 00:24:56,960 I still call her. 422 00:25:00,043 --> 00:25:01,502 She doesn't answer, but... 423 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:03,960 I don't mind. 424 00:25:05,335 --> 00:25:07,668 I live in hope one day she will. 425 00:25:21,293 --> 00:25:22,918 You have one message. 426 00:25:25,835 --> 00:25:27,918 Hey, Sheriff. It's the mayor. 427 00:25:28,002 --> 00:25:29,085 People are really 428 00:25:29,168 --> 00:25:30,918 liking your light touch. 429 00:25:31,002 --> 00:25:32,502 Have you considered my offer? 430 00:25:32,585 --> 00:25:33,835 Get back to me as soon as you can. 431 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:34,918 Come on! 432 00:25:35,002 --> 00:25:37,752 I want a sticky bun. God damn it. 433 00:25:37,835 --> 00:25:39,335 I bet I can help you with that! 434 00:25:39,668 --> 00:25:41,418 Oh. Hi, Officer. 435 00:25:41,502 --> 00:25:42,960 - Hey. - I mean Sheriff. I— 436 00:25:43,835 --> 00:25:45,335 Got stuck. — Yeah. I see. 437 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,585 Yeah. 438 00:25:46,668 --> 00:25:48,252 Which you think will knock it down, 439 00:25:48,335 --> 00:25:49,668 the caramel or the cookie? 440 00:25:49,752 --> 00:25:51,835 Uh, I guess the caramel should do it. 441 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,418 Yeah. That's my guess, too. 442 00:25:56,002 --> 00:25:58,460 - What's your dog's name? Oh, her name's Olive. 443 00:25:59,502 --> 00:26:00,752 Nice! — Yeah! 444 00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:02,752 Hey, Olive. 445 00:26:02,835 --> 00:26:04,043 What a good dog. 446 00:26:04,502 --> 00:26:05,835 My name's Ulysses. 447 00:26:06,668 --> 00:26:07,793 I'm Lori. 448 00:26:09,585 --> 00:26:11,127 You know, I wish these things had dog food. 449 00:26:13,460 --> 00:26:15,835 - Yeah. Well, someday. - Yeah. 450 00:26:16,668 --> 00:26:19,460 All right. Well, uh, watch out for the moose. 451 00:26:20,210 --> 00:26:23,043 Moose? Yeah. Big. 452 00:26:23,502 --> 00:26:25,335 Be careful. He might try and paint you. 453 00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:27,043 Moose? 454 00:26:39,793 --> 00:26:41,793 Yeah? 455 00:26:48,460 --> 00:26:49,460 Thanks. 456 00:26:50,502 --> 00:26:51,960 Look. I... 457 00:26:53,752 --> 00:26:55,377 I don't know if I should say this. 458 00:26:57,668 --> 00:27:00,168 But our mustaches are so similar. 459 00:27:01,752 --> 00:27:03,335 We're like a couple brothers. 460 00:27:04,377 --> 00:27:05,752 Or at least a couple uncles. 461 00:27:09,752 --> 00:27:12,210 Well, I should probably get back at it, so... 462 00:27:28,377 --> 00:27:30,418 How can love go away? 463 00:27:30,502 --> 00:27:32,585 I mean, did I take it for granted? 464 00:27:32,668 --> 00:27:33,835 I guess I did. 465 00:27:34,335 --> 00:27:36,210 I didn't protect that girl, 466 00:27:36,335 --> 00:27:38,127 and I lost you in the bargain. 467 00:27:38,918 --> 00:27:42,293 You said I shut down, Penny. You were right. 468 00:27:46,502 --> 00:27:48,168 Is this what happened to Gunderson? 469 00:27:48,793 --> 00:27:51,293 Did he give up and say, "Fuck it," 470 00:27:51,835 --> 00:27:53,668 walk into the snow buck naked? 471 00:27:54,918 --> 00:27:56,835 Oh, that's a hell of a way to die. 472 00:27:59,002 --> 00:28:00,918 I'm not doing anything wrong. 473 00:28:02,002 --> 00:28:03,043 You been drinking? 474 00:28:06,043 --> 00:28:08,835 Not when I was driving. I pulled off to start. 475 00:28:11,168 --> 00:28:12,835 Bourbon? 476 00:28:17,377 --> 00:28:20,502 - That's very impressive. - You mind if I join you? 477 00:28:21,752 --> 00:28:23,168 I'd— Joi... 478 00:28:35,043 --> 00:28:36,460 That's a cool belt. 479 00:28:39,502 --> 00:28:40,502 I'm Alex. 480 00:28:41,168 --> 00:28:42,377 I'm Ulysses. 481 00:28:43,335 --> 00:28:45,377 Can I have the cheap booze? 482 00:28:50,335 --> 00:28:52,210 You're Gunderson's daughter, right? 483 00:28:55,002 --> 00:28:56,002 No. 484 00:28:57,043 --> 00:28:58,043 Oh. 485 00:28:59,293 --> 00:29:02,752 Yeah. Okay. Um, you're... you're Gunderson's kid. 486 00:29:03,502 --> 00:29:06,793 He had lots of pictures of you on the wall in his office. 487 00:29:07,293 --> 00:29:08,335 You got his eyes. 488 00:29:10,002 --> 00:29:13,002 Yeah. Those are old pictures. 489 00:29:15,168 --> 00:29:16,502 He's very proud of me. 490 00:29:17,585 --> 00:29:19,918 Daddy's little girl going military. 491 00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:22,460 Couldn't keep that up. 492 00:29:25,002 --> 00:29:26,085 You were having an argument 493 00:29:26,168 --> 00:29:28,127 with Deputy Blaine outside the house. 494 00:29:28,210 --> 00:29:29,335 What was that about? 495 00:29:30,627 --> 00:29:31,752 The mayor. 496 00:29:31,835 --> 00:29:36,127 Uh, he didn't want me to attend the memorial service, 497 00:29:36,210 --> 00:29:41,835 because he said that I would be too much of a distraction. 498 00:29:43,002 --> 00:29:46,335 - Well, fuck the mayor. - Yeah. 499 00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:48,210 This town used to know right from wrong 500 00:29:48,335 --> 00:29:50,502 before Mayor Kibner got here and... 501 00:29:51,627 --> 00:29:52,835 Tried to make my dad see that, 502 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,127 but he was stuck between me and the town. 503 00:29:59,002 --> 00:30:00,960 And then I made him choose, and... 504 00:30:06,835 --> 00:30:07,793 It killed him. 505 00:30:09,210 --> 00:30:11,002 And I don't know what to do. 506 00:30:13,585 --> 00:30:14,668 Neither do I. 507 00:30:16,335 --> 00:30:18,418 But I got an idea where we could start. 508 00:30:18,502 --> 00:30:20,168 You want to give me that? 509 00:30:28,918 --> 00:30:30,168 Did you catch that? 510 00:30:31,168 --> 00:30:33,168 Yeah. It's my one trick. 511 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,293 How long you been awake? 512 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,168 That's a great question. 513 00:30:41,668 --> 00:30:43,127 I got a place you can crash. 514 00:30:43,835 --> 00:30:45,043 It's a safe place. 515 00:30:46,127 --> 00:30:48,335 It's the safest place in town. 516 00:30:56,168 --> 00:30:58,668 - This? - Yeah. 517 00:30:58,752 --> 00:31:01,168 Hilarious. 518 00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:02,668 Breakfast is included. 519 00:31:04,210 --> 00:31:05,668 Can I get you anything else? 520 00:31:07,460 --> 00:31:08,585 Lock the door. 521 00:31:11,168 --> 00:31:12,168 Sure. 522 00:31:16,835 --> 00:31:19,210 I'll be in my office. Just yell. 523 00:31:20,043 --> 00:31:21,502 I'll either be sleeping or... 524 00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:23,918 drinking. 525 00:31:25,168 --> 00:31:26,210 Goodnight. 526 00:31:32,293 --> 00:31:33,585 It's gonna run like clockwork. 527 00:31:35,585 --> 00:31:36,627 Hey. 528 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,960 - You okay? Yeah. 529 00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:02,168 Good morning, food enthusiasts. 530 00:32:02,293 --> 00:32:04,502 And teach her how to cry 531 00:32:14,752 --> 00:32:15,668 Second Street right here, 532 00:32:16,627 --> 00:32:18,418 we cannot block that off 533 00:32:18,502 --> 00:32:22,085 because what if Mr. Neville has some sort of a terrible fall 534 00:32:22,168 --> 00:32:23,377 down here at his house 535 00:32:23,502 --> 00:32:26,043 and then Mrs. Neville gets him into the vehicle— 536 00:32:26,168 --> 00:32:28,293 What? How? No, no. She's a tiny little thing. 537 00:32:28,377 --> 00:32:29,918 - How is she gonna— - I don't know. 538 00:32:30,002 --> 00:32:32,668 Maybe they have a dolly or a wheelbarrow or something. 539 00:32:33,168 --> 00:32:36,043 Uh, boss, do you wanna describe 540 00:32:36,168 --> 00:32:38,168 standard operating procedure to the civilian for me? 541 00:32:38,293 --> 00:32:41,502 Well, it's an emergency situation? 542 00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:42,918 It's an emergency. 543 00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:45,835 I'm with Sally. Just move the cones. 544 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,210 Have we lost all respect for cones? 545 00:32:51,002 --> 00:32:53,502 The hell is that? Is that a test? 546 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,835 Shit. 547 00:33:07,793 --> 00:33:09,752 Oh, shit. Oh. 548 00:33:11,585 --> 00:33:13,210 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 549 00:33:13,335 --> 00:33:14,502 - Right behind you. - Come on! 550 00:33:14,585 --> 00:33:15,502 Okay then. 551 00:33:16,668 --> 00:33:19,085 Everybody, down and stay down! 552 00:33:19,168 --> 00:33:20,835 - Guns, kick 'em to me! - Nobody move! 553 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,418 Come on! Kick 'em to me! 554 00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:26,002 Okay. Shit. 555 00:33:26,502 --> 00:33:28,043 All right, babe! All clear! 556 00:33:28,168 --> 00:33:29,752 - You! - Just stay down. 557 00:33:29,835 --> 00:33:32,585 Fill them! Fill them! Fill them! Fill 'em! 558 00:33:32,668 --> 00:33:33,835 In the bags! 559 00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:36,127 Do what we say and no one gets hurt! 560 00:33:36,210 --> 00:33:37,335 Everything's going to be okay. 561 00:33:37,460 --> 00:33:38,835 Come on! Come on! Come on! 562 00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:41,835 Where... Where is the rest of it? This is it? 563 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,835 Sorry. Nobody uses cash anymore. 564 00:33:44,793 --> 00:33:46,293 Babe, this is, like, two grand. 565 00:33:46,377 --> 00:33:47,460 Fuck. 566 00:33:48,918 --> 00:33:50,252 - That's not enough. - Fuck! 567 00:33:50,335 --> 00:33:51,418 It's not enough! Fuck! 568 00:33:51,502 --> 00:33:52,918 We did all this for two grand? 569 00:33:53,002 --> 00:33:54,127 Take me to the vault. 570 00:33:54,210 --> 00:33:55,418 Really? The vault? Really? 571 00:33:55,502 --> 00:33:58,168 Yeah. Please, Terry, to the vault. 572 00:33:59,043 --> 00:34:02,377 Stay right there. Stay right there. Oh, shit. 573 00:34:02,502 --> 00:34:04,377 Keep your hands where I can goddamn see them! 574 00:34:04,502 --> 00:34:05,960 Hey, nobody move! 575 00:34:06,502 --> 00:34:08,502 Baby, we don't have the fucking time to go into the vault. 576 00:34:08,585 --> 00:34:10,668 - We have to go. - Then we make the time. 577 00:34:10,752 --> 00:34:11,752 Then we make the fucking time. 578 00:34:15,168 --> 00:34:16,668 What's wrong with him? 579 00:34:17,002 --> 00:34:19,335 - Hey. - Oh, my God. Fuck! 580 00:34:19,460 --> 00:34:20,502 - Sir? - Help. 581 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,835 - Don't kick him! - Are you okay? 582 00:34:22,918 --> 00:34:23,960 Stop asking questions. 583 00:34:24,043 --> 00:34:25,752 Don't you see he's having a heart attack? 584 00:34:25,835 --> 00:34:27,460 - Help him! Help him! - Shit! 585 00:34:28,043 --> 00:34:29,918 You said no one was going to get hurt. 586 00:34:30,002 --> 00:34:31,585 This is not going like clockwork! 587 00:34:31,668 --> 00:34:34,418 I... I can't open it! 588 00:34:34,502 --> 00:34:35,960 - Push and twist! - I'm pushing! 589 00:34:36,043 --> 00:34:37,668 I'm pushing and I'm twisting! I'm pushing and I'm twisting. 590 00:34:37,752 --> 00:34:40,293 Push and twist! It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 591 00:34:41,377 --> 00:34:44,127 Okay. Okay. Here you go. Here you go. 592 00:34:44,210 --> 00:34:46,210 Yeah. Come on. There we go. 593 00:34:46,335 --> 00:34:48,835 Okay. There we go! 594 00:34:48,918 --> 00:34:49,918 Problem solved! 595 00:34:50,002 --> 00:34:51,377 He's still having a heart attack. 596 00:34:51,502 --> 00:34:53,335 He's stopped breathing! He's stopped breathing, babe! 597 00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:55,168 - Help him! Help him! - Okay! 598 00:34:55,293 --> 00:34:56,585 Chest compressions! 599 00:34:56,668 --> 00:34:58,918 It's fine. It's gonna be fine. 600 00:34:59,002 --> 00:35:01,335 Come on. Come on. 601 00:35:01,460 --> 00:35:02,960 Nobody move! 602 00:35:03,043 --> 00:35:04,918 It's gonna be fine. 603 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:18,918 Come on. Come on. 604 00:35:27,502 --> 00:35:28,835 Shit. 605 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,835 Sheriff, when we get to the bank, 606 00:35:30,918 --> 00:35:32,252 you let me and Mike handle things. 607 00:35:32,335 --> 00:35:33,835 Yeah. You best supervise. 608 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,168 You know, you just hang back— 609 00:35:35,293 --> 00:35:36,752 It's gonna be fine. 610 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:37,960 Come on. 611 00:35:55,335 --> 00:35:58,585 Keith! Oh, my God! 612 00:35:58,668 --> 00:36:00,043 Baby, I'm so sorry! 613 00:36:00,168 --> 00:36:02,585 - Let me see. Let me see. - You shot me. 614 00:36:02,668 --> 00:36:04,085 It was an accident! 615 00:36:04,168 --> 00:36:06,835 It's just a nick. The stab wound's worse. 616 00:36:06,918 --> 00:36:08,752 - I'm sorry! - You killed the other guys. 617 00:36:08,835 --> 00:36:12,002 Yeah. What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? 618 00:36:14,127 --> 00:36:15,502 Keep going. 619 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,085 Okay. Right. Come on. 620 00:36:35,168 --> 00:36:36,960 Excuse me? Miss? — What? 621 00:36:37,043 --> 00:36:39,752 - Do you want me to get that? - What? 622 00:36:39,835 --> 00:36:41,210 The machine will get it. 623 00:36:41,335 --> 00:36:43,585 Come on. Come on. 624 00:36:43,668 --> 00:36:45,127 - No one's answering. - Keep trying! 625 00:36:45,210 --> 00:36:47,210 What's the point? It's all automated now anyway. 626 00:36:54,502 --> 00:36:55,668 What's he doing? 627 00:36:56,835 --> 00:36:58,377 Hey, it's okay, Olive. 628 00:36:58,502 --> 00:36:59,460 Is that a dog? 629 00:37:01,752 --> 00:37:03,835 Mike, cover at the rear. 630 00:37:03,918 --> 00:37:05,960 - Deputy, cover my ass. - Oh, just hang on. 631 00:37:06,043 --> 00:37:08,585 Guys... I'm going in. 632 00:37:08,668 --> 00:37:10,293 The fuck you are. 633 00:37:11,793 --> 00:37:12,960 - Sir. - Look. 634 00:37:13,043 --> 00:37:14,252 Let's just wait for some more backup. 635 00:37:14,335 --> 00:37:15,918 If we don't play this right, 636 00:37:16,002 --> 00:37:17,668 we're going to have a massacre in there. 637 00:37:19,793 --> 00:37:21,752 - You guys okay? - Yeah. 638 00:37:22,168 --> 00:37:23,127 Calm down. 639 00:37:23,835 --> 00:37:24,918 This is messy. 640 00:37:26,335 --> 00:37:28,127 What are we going to do about him? 641 00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:32,668 - Why you asking me? - Calm cleans messy. 642 00:37:33,210 --> 00:37:37,293 I'm going to talk to them. 643 00:37:39,585 --> 00:37:41,335 We got us a situation. 644 00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:43,918 Yeah, I do know what I signed up for, 645 00:37:44,002 --> 00:37:46,293 but jeez, I didn't think I'd actually have to do it. 646 00:37:47,043 --> 00:37:48,168 Hello? 647 00:37:56,168 --> 00:37:57,168 Fuck. 648 00:37:58,043 --> 00:37:59,002 Deputy, what did he say? 649 00:37:59,752 --> 00:38:00,918 You know what he said. 650 00:38:02,335 --> 00:38:04,043 We all agreed to the same damn thing. 651 00:38:08,918 --> 00:38:09,918 Come on. Come on. Come on. 652 00:38:10,002 --> 00:38:11,502 Stay cool! I'm coming in! 653 00:38:20,835 --> 00:38:22,127 You okay? 654 00:38:22,793 --> 00:38:23,835 Yeah. 655 00:38:28,002 --> 00:38:29,127 Damn it. 656 00:38:34,668 --> 00:38:35,835 Ah! 657 00:38:44,585 --> 00:38:45,835 Oh, shit. Did you hit his vest? 658 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,002 Fuck. 659 00:38:49,002 --> 00:38:51,085 Hold fire! Hold fire! Hold your fucking fire! 660 00:38:51,168 --> 00:38:52,085 You have someone out there? 661 00:38:52,168 --> 00:38:53,835 Why are they shooting at you? 662 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,043 Ah! 663 00:38:59,168 --> 00:39:00,127 Motherfucker! 664 00:39:03,002 --> 00:39:04,418 Ah! 665 00:39:04,502 --> 00:39:06,502 Did I get him? 666 00:39:06,627 --> 00:39:07,752 Uh— - Did I get him? 667 00:39:07,835 --> 00:39:09,127 Yeah. Yeah. No. 668 00:39:15,168 --> 00:39:17,127 Ah! My ear! 669 00:39:17,502 --> 00:39:18,960 Mike, my ear! 670 00:39:21,668 --> 00:39:22,918 Get down! 671 00:39:28,043 --> 00:39:29,043 Fuck! 672 00:39:34,835 --> 00:39:35,835 Get behind me! 673 00:39:37,168 --> 00:39:38,168 Go! Go! Go! 674 00:39:40,752 --> 00:39:41,668 You too! Come on! 675 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,835 Move! Move! 676 00:39:57,918 --> 00:39:58,918 Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 677 00:39:59,002 --> 00:40:00,002 Stop! 678 00:40:03,502 --> 00:40:04,627 I shot Teddy. 679 00:40:05,835 --> 00:40:08,377 It's fine, alright? Just... Just help me with my ear. 680 00:40:08,502 --> 00:40:09,918 You think they can put it back on? 681 00:40:10,002 --> 00:40:11,835 - Okay. Oh, that's bad. - I need more snow. 682 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,918 Oh, that's bad. Really bad. 683 00:40:15,002 --> 00:40:16,835 Is this some kind of setup? Are you guys in on this? 684 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,585 No! We're just— Shooting at us I get. 685 00:40:19,668 --> 00:40:21,668 It's fair. We're robbing the bank. 686 00:40:21,793 --> 00:40:22,960 But you're the sheriff. 687 00:40:23,043 --> 00:40:24,127 Why are they shooting at you? 688 00:40:24,210 --> 00:40:25,210 I'm at a loss. 689 00:40:25,335 --> 00:40:26,377 But you're the sheriff! 690 00:40:26,502 --> 00:40:28,002 I'm the goddamn substitute. 691 00:40:28,127 --> 00:40:29,043 - What, man? - What? 692 00:40:29,168 --> 00:40:30,502 What are you talking about, man? 693 00:40:30,585 --> 00:40:31,918 - Hey! - Okay! 694 00:40:32,002 --> 00:40:33,793 - I'm sorry! - What's going on? 695 00:40:36,002 --> 00:40:37,502 Why didn't you guys just take the till? 696 00:40:37,585 --> 00:40:39,127 When you asked about the vault, they... they... 697 00:40:39,210 --> 00:40:40,502 What about the vault? 698 00:40:43,210 --> 00:40:45,002 Don't make me ask twice. 699 00:40:52,835 --> 00:40:54,502 Holy shit. 700 00:40:58,585 --> 00:41:01,335 Yeah. We weren't after this. 701 00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:03,752 - What is this? - Oh. 702 00:41:03,835 --> 00:41:05,460 Oh, come on. 703 00:41:07,002 --> 00:41:08,668 Hey! Come back here! 704 00:41:08,793 --> 00:41:09,752 Where you going? 705 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:11,960 Calm the fuck down! 706 00:41:13,168 --> 00:41:14,835 Be cool, man. Just chill. Chill. 707 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,668 We're beyond chill, mother— 708 00:41:16,752 --> 00:41:18,168 Ah! 709 00:41:19,502 --> 00:41:20,502 Oh. 710 00:41:33,918 --> 00:41:35,293 Okay. We gotta put pressure on it. 711 00:41:35,377 --> 00:41:36,960 Ready? One, two, three. 712 00:41:37,043 --> 00:41:39,002 — Oh, yeah. - I know. I'm sorry. 713 00:41:39,127 --> 00:41:40,002 That stings. 714 00:41:54,002 --> 00:41:55,377 Mike, is that you? 715 00:41:55,502 --> 00:41:56,835 I can hear your jacket! 716 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:57,960 No, boss! 717 00:42:06,377 --> 00:42:07,335 Go around! 718 00:42:07,918 --> 00:42:09,960 Please, get us out of here. 719 00:42:11,168 --> 00:42:12,043 Oh. 720 00:42:12,293 --> 00:42:14,210 - What's happening? - Heck if I know. 721 00:42:14,335 --> 00:42:15,752 It's Lori, right? 722 00:42:15,835 --> 00:42:17,502 Yeah. This is Keith. 723 00:42:17,585 --> 00:42:18,668 That's Ulysses. 724 00:42:19,585 --> 00:42:22,960 Oh, hey. Did you ever get dog food for Olive? 725 00:42:23,043 --> 00:42:25,293 - Yeah, I did. - Good. 726 00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:26,752 What is going on here? 727 00:42:27,335 --> 00:42:29,002 I don't know what the hell this is, 728 00:42:29,918 --> 00:42:33,502 but they shot at me and you didn't, 729 00:42:33,585 --> 00:42:36,502 so the way I see it, this fucked-up little trio of ours, 730 00:42:36,585 --> 00:42:38,293 we're a team. You good with that? 731 00:42:38,377 --> 00:42:39,460 Yes, sir. 732 00:42:41,460 --> 00:42:42,460 Yes, sir. 733 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,043 How you feeling? 734 00:42:45,377 --> 00:42:47,210 Yeah, about as good as I look. 735 00:42:47,335 --> 00:42:49,210 So worse than I thought, then. 736 00:42:52,168 --> 00:42:54,127 I'll buy us some time. 737 00:42:54,668 --> 00:42:55,835 Time for what? 738 00:42:56,627 --> 00:42:57,668 I'm working on that. 739 00:42:58,460 --> 00:42:59,918 See what's inside those crates. 740 00:43:01,002 --> 00:43:04,252 - Why? - Because they look military, 741 00:43:04,335 --> 00:43:05,752 and we look outgunned. 742 00:43:13,835 --> 00:43:15,835 Deputy Blaine? You still with us? 743 00:43:16,002 --> 00:43:18,002 Yeah. Luckily for you, he is. 744 00:43:18,627 --> 00:43:21,085 You managed to shoot his ear off, I'll tell you. 745 00:43:21,168 --> 00:43:22,293 Mayor. 746 00:43:22,377 --> 00:43:23,835 Yeah. Sheriff... 747 00:43:25,293 --> 00:43:26,335 Sheriff? 748 00:43:27,835 --> 00:43:28,918 He hung up on me. 749 00:43:29,627 --> 00:43:31,002 The fucker hung up on me. 750 00:43:32,002 --> 00:43:33,668 No, no, no. Lower your guns. 751 00:43:33,793 --> 00:43:36,043 My bad. My bad. Bars. 752 00:43:37,502 --> 00:43:39,002 All right. Here. I got him. I got him. 753 00:43:39,127 --> 00:43:40,002 You were saying? 754 00:43:40,127 --> 00:43:41,418 Yeah. I was saying 755 00:43:41,502 --> 00:43:45,752 that I asked my deputy to shoot you clean through, 756 00:43:45,835 --> 00:43:49,585 but I guess, like, a small request is too much for him. 757 00:43:49,668 --> 00:43:51,752 What are you, blind? 758 00:43:51,835 --> 00:43:53,585 Sorry. Snow got into my eye, 759 00:43:53,668 --> 00:43:55,585 so I had to close it and... and... 760 00:43:55,668 --> 00:43:56,835 You what? 761 00:43:57,002 --> 00:43:58,335 I've seen what's in the vault. 762 00:43:58,460 --> 00:44:00,835 Who's in on this? 763 00:44:00,918 --> 00:44:03,335 Is it you and Blaine or the whole department? 764 00:44:04,335 --> 00:44:08,585 Son, I have got the whole town at my back. 765 00:44:09,918 --> 00:44:13,127 Let me explain. You're just one cop. 766 00:44:13,210 --> 00:44:17,335 We're Normal, population 1,890. 767 00:44:21,627 --> 00:44:23,043 What's it all about, Mayor? 768 00:44:23,835 --> 00:44:25,502 What's this all about? 769 00:44:27,377 --> 00:44:29,127 You know, main streets like ours... 770 00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:34,085 they are like strewn corpses across America, 771 00:44:34,168 --> 00:44:36,293 holding on by a thread, 772 00:44:36,377 --> 00:44:39,377 hoping they can keep a dialysis center open 773 00:44:39,502 --> 00:44:40,835 or a little thrift shop 774 00:44:41,002 --> 00:44:44,127 or an antique store with no antiques. 775 00:44:44,210 --> 00:44:47,293 They've been plundered by banks and conglomerates. 776 00:44:47,377 --> 00:44:49,502 So when the Yakuza came 777 00:44:49,627 --> 00:44:50,960 and said they want to make a deal— 778 00:44:51,043 --> 00:44:52,835 With the Yakuza? 779 00:44:53,002 --> 00:44:54,127 Trust me. 780 00:44:54,210 --> 00:44:55,668 They're a thing. 781 00:44:55,793 --> 00:44:57,835 They make a lot of money in America. 782 00:44:57,918 --> 00:44:59,585 They can't ship it all home. 783 00:44:59,668 --> 00:45:01,002 So when they asked us to hold 784 00:45:01,127 --> 00:45:03,335 a portion of their illicit US profits— 785 00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:05,085 for a percentage, mind— 786 00:45:05,168 --> 00:45:07,502 I said, "Sure. We'll take it." 787 00:45:07,627 --> 00:45:09,918 And the whole town sold its soul. 788 00:45:10,002 --> 00:45:11,502 Not the whole town. 789 00:45:11,585 --> 00:45:14,002 There was some negative Nancys. 790 00:45:15,002 --> 00:45:18,168 But I took care of them, trust me. 791 00:45:20,168 --> 00:45:21,668 And, uh... 792 00:45:21,752 --> 00:45:24,002 me having seen what I've seen, 793 00:45:24,127 --> 00:45:26,752 I guess there's no way out of this for me alive. 794 00:45:26,877 --> 00:45:29,752 You know, there's a way. You want a deal? 795 00:45:29,877 --> 00:45:31,960 What kind of deal? 796 00:45:32,043 --> 00:45:35,127 You put a bullet in the head of those two assholes 797 00:45:35,210 --> 00:45:36,877 that started this trouble, 798 00:45:37,752 --> 00:45:39,002 the blood on your hands 799 00:45:39,127 --> 00:45:41,002 is insurance enough for me. 800 00:45:41,585 --> 00:45:43,168 What do you say? 801 00:45:51,377 --> 00:45:53,085 All right, now, he hung up on me. 802 00:45:53,168 --> 00:45:56,085 Now, he hung up on me! Guns up! 803 00:45:56,168 --> 00:45:58,002 All right, here we go, here we go. 804 00:46:00,335 --> 00:46:01,502 What'd you find? 805 00:46:03,002 --> 00:46:04,377 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 806 00:46:05,168 --> 00:46:07,668 There it is. 807 00:46:10,210 --> 00:46:11,918 It's so beautiful. 808 00:46:13,502 --> 00:46:16,127 There goes the substation at Brandon! 809 00:46:16,210 --> 00:46:18,835 Storm must have knocked the power out. 810 00:46:18,918 --> 00:46:20,335 Oh, darn. 811 00:46:22,877 --> 00:46:24,002 Hello? 812 00:46:24,877 --> 00:46:26,002 Let me out! 813 00:46:34,668 --> 00:46:36,127 I think this is a good omen, right? 814 00:46:42,043 --> 00:46:45,043 - Jesus. - That's not where I was aiming. 815 00:46:45,585 --> 00:46:47,335 Let's go. 816 00:46:48,377 --> 00:46:50,002 I think I can see someone. 817 00:47:09,002 --> 00:47:10,168 Give me that. 818 00:47:24,127 --> 00:47:26,335 Holy shit! Fuck this! 819 00:47:27,335 --> 00:47:28,252 Fuck this town! 820 00:47:28,335 --> 00:47:30,877 - Calm down, Tom. - I am outta here! 821 00:47:35,210 --> 00:47:38,002 - Anyone else? - No, no, no, no. 822 00:47:39,002 --> 00:47:40,502 We're all good, Joe. We're all good. 823 00:47:41,210 --> 00:47:43,877 - Where did they go? Oh, hey, Mr. Joe. 824 00:47:44,002 --> 00:47:45,127 Where did they go? 825 00:47:45,210 --> 00:47:47,335 They headed down, back towards Main Street. 826 00:47:48,377 --> 00:47:49,918 You touch the base with Oyabun? 827 00:47:50,793 --> 00:47:51,877 Which means? 828 00:47:52,335 --> 00:47:54,085 There's no way to get a hold of him. 829 00:47:54,168 --> 00:47:57,918 For all he knows, his piggy bank was raided. 830 00:47:58,335 --> 00:48:00,168 Oyabun is coming. 831 00:48:17,168 --> 00:48:18,335 Go! Go! 832 00:48:21,002 --> 00:48:23,377 Shit. I'm out. Get off the street. 833 00:48:23,502 --> 00:48:25,293 We're sitting ducks out here. Keep moving. 834 00:48:25,377 --> 00:48:27,918 - Hey, freeze! - Oh, shit! 835 00:48:28,877 --> 00:48:31,127 Oh, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm just... 836 00:48:31,210 --> 00:48:32,960 Get inside! Get inside! 837 00:48:33,043 --> 00:48:35,002 - Drop it now! - Don't shoot! 838 00:48:36,918 --> 00:48:39,002 Stand down! 839 00:48:40,127 --> 00:48:41,835 Oh! Okay! 840 00:48:41,918 --> 00:48:43,752 - Oh, God! - Come on, baby. 841 00:48:43,877 --> 00:48:45,918 I thought this was a normal town, 842 00:48:46,002 --> 00:48:47,210 but this is not normal. 843 00:48:49,210 --> 00:48:50,752 Stop shooting! 844 00:48:51,918 --> 00:48:54,043 God damn it! 845 00:48:54,168 --> 00:48:55,585 Are both your wounds okay? 846 00:48:55,710 --> 00:48:56,835 Yeah. 847 00:48:56,918 --> 00:49:00,210 I think I heard something. Hold on. Hold on. 848 00:49:01,293 --> 00:49:02,335 Come on. 849 00:49:06,460 --> 00:49:07,335 Hello? 850 00:49:09,168 --> 00:49:11,502 How is he? 851 00:49:11,627 --> 00:49:14,043 Not good. I think there's someone in here. 852 00:49:14,168 --> 00:49:15,210 Hello? 853 00:49:16,168 --> 00:49:17,668 - Mary Beth. - Oh, my God. What happened? 854 00:49:17,752 --> 00:49:18,752 Have you got a first-aid kit? 855 00:49:18,877 --> 00:49:20,960 Yeah, in my stock room. 856 00:49:21,043 --> 00:49:23,752 Is that radio working? How is that on? 857 00:49:23,877 --> 00:49:25,502 Uh, battery operated. 858 00:49:25,627 --> 00:49:27,960 You said this is a CB radio, too, right? 859 00:49:28,043 --> 00:49:29,377 Where's the mic on this thing? 860 00:49:29,502 --> 00:49:30,752 Hey, Knitting Needle, 861 00:49:30,877 --> 00:49:33,210 if you see the sheriff, you stop him. He knows. 862 00:49:33,335 --> 00:49:35,002 Shit! 863 00:49:45,918 --> 00:49:47,502 Calm down, Mary Beth! 864 00:49:49,335 --> 00:49:50,752 We don't wanna hurt you! 865 00:49:50,877 --> 00:49:55,168 Sure, you don't. I wasn't born yesterday! 866 00:50:13,210 --> 00:50:17,752 Oh, no, my shop! Goddamn tourists. 867 00:50:18,377 --> 00:50:21,460 Ain't got no fucking respect. 868 00:50:22,710 --> 00:50:23,793 Okay. 869 00:50:33,335 --> 00:50:34,918 - Ha! - Hey, Mary Beth! 870 00:50:39,710 --> 00:50:43,002 Let me go, you fucker! 871 00:50:47,002 --> 00:50:48,377 Suck on this! 872 00:50:55,877 --> 00:50:58,460 Oh, God. Sorry, lady. 873 00:51:09,460 --> 00:51:11,127 Let there be light. 874 00:51:14,793 --> 00:51:19,377 You don't understand. Oyabun will have us all killed. 875 00:51:19,502 --> 00:51:22,502 Kenny will help us out. We'll get nice and warm inside. 876 00:51:22,627 --> 00:51:25,502 Come on! Regroup and rearm. 877 00:51:29,043 --> 00:51:30,710 Mm, mm, mm-hmm 878 00:51:31,877 --> 00:51:33,502 In here, Deputy Blaine. 879 00:51:35,127 --> 00:51:36,877 - Evening, everybody. - Oh, hey, Kenny. 880 00:51:37,002 --> 00:51:38,293 Kenny, I'm gonna need your medical kit. 881 00:51:38,377 --> 00:51:39,293 On it, Doc. 882 00:51:39,377 --> 00:51:40,793 Kenny, we're gonna need some more ammo. 883 00:51:40,877 --> 00:51:42,502 Help yourself. You know where to find it. 884 00:51:42,627 --> 00:51:45,127 Ice for this severed ear, Kenny! 885 00:51:45,210 --> 00:51:47,627 So, what's with all this nighttime commotion? 886 00:51:47,710 --> 00:51:49,752 Uh, you know, a pair of bank robbers, 887 00:51:49,877 --> 00:51:51,752 they decided to team up with the sheriff 888 00:51:51,877 --> 00:51:54,168 after they discovered the Yakuza gold in our vault. 889 00:51:55,043 --> 00:51:56,877 And they blew up the mayor, Kenny. 890 00:51:57,377 --> 00:52:00,085 He's on my face. It was really gross. 891 00:52:00,168 --> 00:52:01,293 Oh, shit. 892 00:52:01,377 --> 00:52:04,002 Oyabun is coming to kill us all. 893 00:52:05,127 --> 00:52:08,710 You have your devil. We have our Akuma. 894 00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:10,877 Both fear Oyabun. 895 00:52:11,335 --> 00:52:15,293 Look, the way I figure it, with the power down, 896 00:52:15,710 --> 00:52:17,043 they can't get the word out. 897 00:52:17,168 --> 00:52:19,043 And with the storm being what it is, 898 00:52:19,793 --> 00:52:22,127 they're stuck here with us. 899 00:52:23,043 --> 00:52:25,502 And you know, better to be the hunter... 900 00:52:26,793 --> 00:52:27,793 than the hunted. 901 00:52:28,877 --> 00:52:29,752 Right? 902 00:52:29,877 --> 00:52:31,502 - Yeah. - Yes. 903 00:52:31,627 --> 00:52:33,002 So, who's up for an affogato? 904 00:52:34,002 --> 00:52:34,918 On the house. 905 00:52:35,002 --> 00:52:36,710 - Yeah. - Yeah. 906 00:52:37,460 --> 00:52:38,627 Open that. 907 00:52:38,710 --> 00:52:41,835 Oh, damn. Oh, God. Gimme some tape. 908 00:52:41,918 --> 00:52:42,960 Where's Olive? 909 00:52:43,043 --> 00:52:44,293 She's in the car, sweetheart. 910 00:52:44,627 --> 00:52:46,002 We left the heater on, remember? 911 00:52:46,877 --> 00:52:50,293 So, it's just us three versus this entire whack-ass town? 912 00:52:50,418 --> 00:52:52,168 Well, usually, when you rob a bank, 913 00:52:52,293 --> 00:52:53,918 there are consequences. 914 00:52:54,002 --> 00:52:56,002 Although this, this is a new one. 915 00:52:57,502 --> 00:52:58,918 We just wanted something. 916 00:52:59,335 --> 00:53:01,418 If we get through whatever the fuck this is, 917 00:53:01,502 --> 00:53:03,043 that'll be something. 918 00:53:03,752 --> 00:53:06,168 Okay. What's the plan? 919 00:53:06,710 --> 00:53:09,085 We're gonna go to the police station. 920 00:53:09,168 --> 00:53:12,418 They got a snowplow there. We'll get the fuck out of Dodge. 921 00:53:12,502 --> 00:53:15,335 Okay. I can drive a snowplow. 922 00:53:15,502 --> 00:53:17,127 Then you're the man. 923 00:53:17,210 --> 00:53:18,752 - Let's go. Let's go. - Okay. 924 00:53:21,418 --> 00:53:23,002 Come on, Mr. Plow. 925 00:53:34,377 --> 00:53:36,752 Go! Go! 926 00:53:37,502 --> 00:53:40,710 I'm okay. He hit the vest! Get out of here! 927 00:53:40,793 --> 00:53:42,377 We'll meet at the police station! 928 00:53:43,418 --> 00:53:44,418 Stop! 929 00:53:46,002 --> 00:53:47,877 Lookie what I hooked. 930 00:53:59,877 --> 00:54:02,377 Hello, Sheriff. Eat bar! 931 00:54:29,002 --> 00:54:31,418 You're a slippery little fishy, ain't ya? 932 00:54:37,377 --> 00:54:39,002 God damn it! Stay down! 933 00:54:43,335 --> 00:54:46,502 - What the hell, man? - What is wrong with you people? 934 00:54:46,627 --> 00:54:48,085 We looked you up and we chose you 935 00:54:48,168 --> 00:54:50,918 because of your reputation for not giving a shit. 936 00:54:51,002 --> 00:54:53,002 Why'd you decide to start now? 937 00:54:53,877 --> 00:54:55,168 I'm not myself lately. 938 00:55:10,418 --> 00:55:12,168 God damn. 939 00:55:13,210 --> 00:55:14,752 God... 940 00:55:30,627 --> 00:55:33,877 Heh. Old-fashioned stump removers. 941 00:55:41,877 --> 00:55:42,752 I'm out. 942 00:55:42,877 --> 00:55:44,002 - Huh? - I don't have anymore. 943 00:55:53,627 --> 00:55:56,002 Was that a mailman? What? 944 00:55:58,502 --> 00:56:00,168 You stole a gold brick? 945 00:56:01,627 --> 00:56:02,627 Of course I did. 946 00:56:47,793 --> 00:56:50,877 Physics, bitch. 947 00:56:55,043 --> 00:56:56,418 Is he okay? 948 00:56:56,502 --> 00:56:58,627 Um, no. 949 00:56:59,002 --> 00:57:01,793 Go! Go! 950 00:57:02,627 --> 00:57:03,627 Go! 951 00:57:06,002 --> 00:57:07,793 Hold your fire! Hold your fire! 952 00:57:15,043 --> 00:57:16,418 They murdered James. 953 00:57:18,002 --> 00:57:19,502 They murdered our mailman. 954 00:57:21,252 --> 00:57:22,752 Oh, what fresh hell is this? 955 00:57:22,877 --> 00:57:24,627 Whoa, be careful with that, Father. 956 00:57:24,752 --> 00:57:27,210 It's only a flare. 957 00:57:29,043 --> 00:57:31,502 Hey, there's another one. It's okay. 958 00:57:37,252 --> 00:57:38,335 Clayton! 959 00:57:39,502 --> 00:57:41,127 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 960 00:57:41,210 --> 00:57:42,377 - Mike! - I got it, Blaine! 961 00:57:42,502 --> 00:57:43,835 - I got it! I got it. - Mike... 962 00:57:43,918 --> 00:57:45,252 What are you doing, Mike? 963 00:57:45,377 --> 00:57:47,002 God's sakes. 964 00:57:50,502 --> 00:57:53,710 See that, Blaine? I'm a hero. 965 00:57:57,502 --> 00:57:58,627 Mike! 966 00:57:59,502 --> 00:58:00,627 Oh, he's gone. 967 00:58:05,877 --> 00:58:07,002 Yeah, no thank you. 968 00:59:07,502 --> 00:59:09,252 I thought you knew how to drive one of these. 969 00:59:09,377 --> 00:59:13,085 Yeah, I do. But, you know, I do. 970 00:59:13,877 --> 00:59:15,377 I... I did. 971 00:59:15,502 --> 00:59:17,293 It's just— it's just... 972 00:59:20,752 --> 00:59:22,543 Remember when you said you could drive a train? 973 00:59:22,627 --> 00:59:24,210 And that was bullshit, too. 974 00:59:25,627 --> 00:59:27,502 Yeah. 975 00:59:27,627 --> 00:59:28,543 See? - Yeah. 976 00:59:28,627 --> 00:59:30,085 Yeah. 977 00:59:35,043 --> 00:59:36,627 Give me that. 978 00:59:38,085 --> 00:59:39,918 You're spoiling everything. 979 00:59:43,002 --> 00:59:44,835 Oh no. 980 00:59:44,918 --> 00:59:46,377 Help! Sheriff, help! 981 00:59:56,793 --> 00:59:57,668 Hey. 982 00:59:58,752 --> 01:00:00,043 Oh, my bad. 983 01:00:00,502 --> 01:00:03,627 I should have knocked. Can you drive this thing? 984 01:00:03,710 --> 01:00:05,835 Yeah, I think so. 985 01:00:05,918 --> 01:00:07,710 Okay, well, get to a hospital. 986 01:00:07,793 --> 01:00:10,502 - You're not coming with us? - No, I'm sticking around. 987 01:00:11,377 --> 01:00:14,502 I'm tired of running away from every goddamn thing. 988 01:00:15,002 --> 01:00:17,377 And you consider this your second chance. 989 01:00:17,502 --> 01:00:19,627 You take that gold brick, eh? 990 01:00:20,793 --> 01:00:22,877 And go build something good out of it. 991 01:00:23,418 --> 01:00:24,877 Take care of yourselves. 992 01:00:38,502 --> 01:00:39,627 Go. 993 01:00:43,627 --> 01:00:45,627 How do we even sell a gold brick? 994 01:00:46,210 --> 01:00:47,502 Break it in half? 995 01:00:47,627 --> 01:00:50,168 Well, haven't thought that far ahead. 996 01:00:57,877 --> 01:00:59,627 Damn it. Where could they have gone? 997 01:00:59,710 --> 01:01:01,168 It's a small town. 998 01:01:01,252 --> 01:01:02,710 Hey. 999 01:01:04,043 --> 01:01:05,210 That's our plow. 1000 01:01:05,502 --> 01:01:07,877 That ain't Ulysses. He ain't the running type. 1001 01:01:08,002 --> 01:01:10,043 Well, where's he gonna hide? 1002 01:01:10,168 --> 01:01:12,752 Police station. - Let's get him. 1003 01:01:26,335 --> 01:01:28,002 - Whoa! Jeez! - Stop! Stop! 1004 01:01:28,085 --> 01:01:29,210 There's Olive. 1005 01:01:34,252 --> 01:01:36,377 Hey, sweet girl. 1006 01:01:36,502 --> 01:01:39,127 Good girl. Come on. 1007 01:01:42,002 --> 01:01:43,043 Let's go. 1008 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:55,210 Let's go home. 1009 01:01:55,335 --> 01:01:58,335 Yeah, Olive. Fuck this place. 1010 01:02:25,252 --> 01:02:26,877 Moira. 1011 01:02:29,752 --> 01:02:30,752 Hey, lawman. 1012 01:02:32,877 --> 01:02:34,168 You don't— 1013 01:02:34,627 --> 01:02:37,002 you don't happen to have a drink on you, do you? 1014 01:02:37,752 --> 01:02:41,252 Now, what kind of bartender would I be... if I didn't? 1015 01:02:43,210 --> 01:02:45,418 Let's trade. 1016 01:02:49,502 --> 01:02:51,377 Uh-uh, fucking slowly. 1017 01:03:10,210 --> 01:03:12,418 Well, drink up... 1018 01:03:14,627 --> 01:03:16,960 so, we can all clean up this mess you made 1019 01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:20,418 before the Yakuza turn up and kill every single one of us. 1020 01:03:20,502 --> 01:03:21,835 You, too, huh? 1021 01:03:22,502 --> 01:03:25,043 Just doing what I need to to survive. 1022 01:03:25,168 --> 01:03:26,502 At what cost? 1023 01:03:27,627 --> 01:03:29,418 My soul. 1024 01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:32,502 Although, they're cheap nowadays. 1025 01:03:32,627 --> 01:03:34,627 Hell, you sold yours, didn't you? 1026 01:03:35,502 --> 01:03:37,085 I didn't sell mine. 1027 01:03:39,043 --> 01:03:40,168 I lost it. 1028 01:03:42,502 --> 01:03:43,502 How did you know? 1029 01:03:43,627 --> 01:03:45,793 Bartenders hear a lot of bullshit. 1030 01:03:47,877 --> 01:03:50,418 You get really good at sniffing out the lies. 1031 01:03:52,002 --> 01:03:56,168 Your story was true right until the end, am I right? 1032 01:04:00,377 --> 01:04:02,335 The girl didn't kill her dad. 1033 01:04:04,002 --> 01:04:05,043 You did. 1034 01:04:10,835 --> 01:04:12,002 I shot him... 1035 01:04:14,085 --> 01:04:16,835 right between the eyes for what he'd done. 1036 01:04:21,085 --> 01:04:22,627 I figured it was justice. 1037 01:04:24,877 --> 01:04:26,377 Now, I don't know. 1038 01:04:27,335 --> 01:04:30,043 I've been avoiding making any choices since then, 1039 01:04:31,043 --> 01:04:34,252 just watching life from the sidelines. 1040 01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:36,502 That's my truth. 1041 01:04:37,502 --> 01:04:40,627 Now, you go. What happened to Gunderson? 1042 01:04:40,793 --> 01:04:42,210 I already told mine. 1043 01:04:42,335 --> 01:04:43,793 Me, fish? Fuck no. 1044 01:04:44,627 --> 01:04:46,377 Probably the only one in town who don't. 1045 01:04:47,877 --> 01:04:50,418 Gunderson, he had a fishing pole in one hand, 1046 01:04:50,502 --> 01:04:53,335 like this one, and an auger in the other. 1047 01:04:54,002 --> 01:04:56,335 So, my guess is he thought he was going ice fishing. 1048 01:04:57,168 --> 01:04:59,627 Who the fuck goes ice fishing with a fly rod? 1049 01:04:59,710 --> 01:05:01,168 No one. 1050 01:05:02,877 --> 01:05:05,168 I lied. I killed him. 1051 01:05:05,710 --> 01:05:07,793 Because he wanted a bigger cut of the deal? 1052 01:05:07,877 --> 01:05:11,252 Because he wanted out of the job, of... 1053 01:05:11,377 --> 01:05:15,002 the town, the arrangement. 1054 01:05:15,335 --> 01:05:16,377 Why? 1055 01:05:18,085 --> 01:05:19,252 Missed his kid. 1056 01:05:20,168 --> 01:05:21,877 This town made him choose. 1057 01:05:22,710 --> 01:05:25,627 It's a small town in every way, you know, 1058 01:05:26,210 --> 01:05:29,043 - small-minded. - Yeah, I get that. 1059 01:05:30,710 --> 01:05:33,835 - And no one gets out. - Not even him. 1060 01:05:35,168 --> 01:05:37,002 So, you got him drunk and... 1061 01:05:38,502 --> 01:05:39,877 walked him out and... 1062 01:05:40,002 --> 01:05:41,835 Watched him freeze to death... 1063 01:05:42,877 --> 01:05:46,168 which takes longer than you'd think. 1064 01:05:46,877 --> 01:05:50,793 Unless you're wet, which he was, because I poured water on him. 1065 01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:54,168 But I learned something about myself that night. 1066 01:05:55,335 --> 01:05:57,085 What's that? 1067 01:05:57,168 --> 01:05:58,960 That I can do what needs to be done. 1068 01:06:00,168 --> 01:06:03,210 - What happened to you? - Nothing I didn't choose. 1069 01:06:06,002 --> 01:06:08,002 Like I said, that's a cool belt. 1070 01:06:16,002 --> 01:06:17,627 What the fuck, Sheriff? 1071 01:06:18,835 --> 01:06:19,960 Tell me about it. 1072 01:06:21,835 --> 01:06:23,960 I think he would have wanted you to have this, 1073 01:06:24,043 --> 01:06:26,043 especially in light of current events. 1074 01:06:31,168 --> 01:06:33,002 Let's go, Deputy. 1075 01:06:33,877 --> 01:06:36,252 This shit storm is only gonna get worse. 1076 01:06:49,168 --> 01:06:50,168 Whoa! 1077 01:06:56,377 --> 01:06:57,502 Hey, Blaine. 1078 01:06:58,710 --> 01:07:00,502 Light 'em up! 1079 01:07:03,918 --> 01:07:05,335 Bulletproof, motherfuckers. 1080 01:07:13,502 --> 01:07:14,418 Whoa! 1081 01:07:19,710 --> 01:07:21,668 Hey, Blaine! 1082 01:07:23,502 --> 01:07:25,377 Yeah, Joe? Damn it. 1083 01:07:26,002 --> 01:07:28,168 Did we leave anyone back at the bank? 1084 01:07:29,502 --> 01:07:30,543 No, Joe. 1085 01:07:31,835 --> 01:07:32,877 And the vault? 1086 01:07:33,835 --> 01:07:34,877 Yeah, Joe? 1087 01:07:36,377 --> 01:07:39,543 Is it... still open? 1088 01:08:07,918 --> 01:08:09,168 Yoo-hoo! 1089 01:08:09,293 --> 01:08:10,793 Answer the phone. 1090 01:08:12,668 --> 01:08:17,377 My deputy is currently securing the contents of your vault. 1091 01:08:23,293 --> 01:08:24,377 Securing? 1092 01:08:25,043 --> 01:08:28,002 Bricks of C4 have been planted 1093 01:08:28,335 --> 01:08:33,168 in and amongst the Yakuza's physical deposits, as it were. 1094 01:08:35,127 --> 01:08:40,127 So, to sum up, if I die, it all goes boom. 1095 01:08:40,668 --> 01:08:42,210 And if it goes boom, 1096 01:08:42,335 --> 01:08:45,793 well, them being the Yakuza and all, 1097 01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:48,668 I don't think it ends real well for you. 1098 01:08:49,793 --> 01:08:52,085 If we don't finish this here and now, 1099 01:08:52,168 --> 01:08:53,377 the Yakuza will hunt down 1100 01:08:53,502 --> 01:08:56,168 and kill each and every one of us, 1101 01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:58,293 me included. 1102 01:09:00,293 --> 01:09:02,293 But wait, there's more. 1103 01:09:04,335 --> 01:09:05,668 I've got a proposal. 1104 01:09:08,918 --> 01:09:10,252 We tidy up the bank, 1105 01:09:10,335 --> 01:09:14,210 make it look like an accident, like nothing bad happened. 1106 01:09:15,335 --> 01:09:17,960 Just another Saturday. 1107 01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:19,960 Mm. 1108 01:09:20,668 --> 01:09:24,127 Kenny, you say this is Belgian chocolate? 1109 01:09:24,210 --> 01:09:25,418 French. 1110 01:09:25,502 --> 01:09:28,293 Mm. Same difference, you know. 1111 01:09:30,460 --> 01:09:32,835 So, that's your plan? 1112 01:09:33,835 --> 01:09:34,793 That's it. 1113 01:09:36,793 --> 01:09:38,460 Just make it seem like any other day. 1114 01:09:38,585 --> 01:09:39,793 Basically, yeah. 1115 01:09:40,835 --> 01:09:44,918 The Yakuza show up, their treasure is untouched. 1116 01:09:45,377 --> 01:09:48,460 Nothing more than a car accident that set off the alarm. 1117 01:09:48,585 --> 01:09:51,335 Life in Normal is normal, calm. 1118 01:09:52,835 --> 01:09:56,210 Calm... cleans messy. 1119 01:09:56,918 --> 01:09:58,002 That's right. 1120 01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:03,585 Why don't I just kill you right now? 1121 01:10:05,918 --> 01:10:08,043 The only thing your boss is gonna give a shit about 1122 01:10:08,127 --> 01:10:09,502 is that you messed up. 1123 01:10:11,043 --> 01:10:13,960 I say we play the hand that's been dealt to all of us. 1124 01:10:15,335 --> 01:10:18,793 You make us look good, we'll make you look good. 1125 01:10:19,793 --> 01:10:21,210 And maybe you get to keep the rest 1126 01:10:21,335 --> 01:10:23,002 of your goddamn fingers. 1127 01:10:27,168 --> 01:10:31,127 I'm sorry that I, uh... killed your mayor. 1128 01:10:31,585 --> 01:10:33,210 I know you liked him a lot. 1129 01:10:34,460 --> 01:10:36,793 Though, he did seem a bit of an a-hole. 1130 01:10:40,335 --> 01:10:41,335 Okay. 1131 01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:44,502 What do you say? 1132 01:10:45,918 --> 01:10:50,043 Well, it... isn't much of a plan. 1133 01:10:50,585 --> 01:10:54,960 Well, I'm not much of a sheriff, but I'm all you've got. 1134 01:11:01,793 --> 01:11:04,210 Hey, Alex. 1135 01:11:04,835 --> 01:11:06,127 Let's a put on a show. 1136 01:11:07,293 --> 01:11:09,168 I'm kind of liking... 1137 01:11:10,627 --> 01:11:11,627 Deputy. 1138 01:11:17,627 --> 01:11:18,627 Fuck yeah. 1139 01:11:20,043 --> 01:11:22,418 Come on, people! This is the new Normal! 1140 01:11:22,502 --> 01:11:24,293 It's gotta seem like an accident! 1141 01:11:24,377 --> 01:11:26,918 Like there wasn't a massacre here, you know? 1142 01:11:27,002 --> 01:11:28,835 Bring it in! Bring it in! 1143 01:11:29,668 --> 01:11:31,377 Look for loose limbs! 1144 01:11:32,335 --> 01:11:34,502 Watch for blood splotches. 1145 01:11:35,335 --> 01:11:36,502 Cover 'em up. 1146 01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:40,793 Winter wonderland! Let's go for it, folks. 1147 01:11:41,377 --> 01:11:43,502 Make it nice for our guests. 1148 01:11:44,502 --> 01:11:45,627 Let's bring it around. 1149 01:11:46,210 --> 01:11:49,918 Down there, look for any loose entrails. 1150 01:12:13,793 --> 01:12:14,835 Swear to God, 1151 01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:18,627 I had no idea about killing Gunderson. 1152 01:12:18,752 --> 01:12:20,127 You believed that bullshit 1153 01:12:20,210 --> 01:12:21,543 about the fishing rod? 1154 01:12:21,627 --> 01:12:23,418 Sorry, I'm not much of a fisherman, 1155 01:12:23,502 --> 01:12:24,960 but, yeah, I get your point. 1156 01:12:25,210 --> 01:12:27,502 And you tried to shoot me. 1157 01:12:27,627 --> 01:12:30,210 Yeah, I did shoot you, but I didn't kill you. 1158 01:12:30,335 --> 01:12:32,168 That's the important thing. 1159 01:12:32,793 --> 01:12:34,918 We're here together, both of us... 1160 01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:38,043 alive. 1161 01:12:40,293 --> 01:12:41,377 Do you, uh... 1162 01:12:41,918 --> 01:12:43,668 Do you really think this is gonna work? 1163 01:12:46,002 --> 01:12:47,293 You a betting man? 1164 01:12:48,210 --> 01:12:50,043 To my own detriment, to be sure. 1165 01:12:52,627 --> 01:12:55,752 I'd put a Benji on the lay. 1166 01:12:57,127 --> 01:12:59,752 Wait a minute. You're— You're betting against us? 1167 01:13:03,627 --> 01:13:05,835 Oof. We're fucked, huh? 1168 01:13:07,293 --> 01:13:09,960 Well, best get into character. 1169 01:13:28,793 --> 01:13:32,460 As you can s— Can you— Can you translate? 1170 01:13:34,293 --> 01:13:37,627 As you can see, the storm here was something else. 1171 01:13:37,752 --> 01:13:41,043 It knocked out phones, internet, cell service, hell, 1172 01:13:41,127 --> 01:13:42,877 you name it, it's down. 1173 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,627 Howdy, y'all. 1174 01:13:45,752 --> 01:13:48,668 Oh, he's the interim, like I told you. 1175 01:13:48,793 --> 01:13:52,043 He don't know shit. He's, uh, not too bright. 1176 01:13:52,127 --> 01:13:53,710 Deputy Blaine, you know these folks? 1177 01:13:53,793 --> 01:13:55,210 You want to explain to them they can't come 1178 01:13:55,293 --> 01:13:57,627 tearing through our county in a convoy like this 1179 01:13:57,752 --> 01:14:00,210 without getting a greeting from the law? 1180 01:14:00,293 --> 01:14:03,418 Well, uh, this is actually Pastor Oyabun, Sheriff. 1181 01:14:03,502 --> 01:14:05,168 - Oh, a pastor. - Mm-hmm. 1182 01:14:05,293 --> 01:14:06,668 He's got a small parish 1183 01:14:06,793 --> 01:14:08,543 just over yonder down near Everton. 1184 01:14:08,627 --> 01:14:10,627 What's his denomination? 1185 01:14:11,293 --> 01:14:13,460 Protestant. Ain't that right? 1186 01:14:16,210 --> 01:14:17,252 - Tell him. - He's mad. 1187 01:14:18,627 --> 01:14:19,710 What's he upset about? 1188 01:14:19,835 --> 01:14:21,252 I think— 1189 01:14:21,335 --> 01:14:24,377 I think that he wants to go to the bank. 1190 01:14:25,752 --> 01:14:27,793 He can't go to the bank. We've got the... 1191 01:14:27,918 --> 01:14:29,918 - Yeah, yeah, but... - There's people down. 1192 01:14:30,002 --> 01:14:31,502 - It's true that... - Hey! 1193 01:14:31,627 --> 01:14:33,043 Hey, hey. 1194 01:14:33,127 --> 01:14:35,627 - We'll make an exception. - Make an exception. 1195 01:14:35,752 --> 01:14:38,502 - We'll give you an escort. - Follow us. Let's go. 1196 01:14:41,918 --> 01:14:43,960 Okay, Deputy Blaine, 1197 01:14:44,043 --> 01:14:46,752 let's take our guests the long way around. 1198 01:14:47,460 --> 01:14:49,960 Give them a little more time to fix up the bank. 1199 01:14:57,835 --> 01:14:58,960 Those aren't the best shoes. 1200 01:14:59,043 --> 01:15:00,002 Yes, sir. Right this way. 1201 01:15:00,127 --> 01:15:01,210 So, just watch your step. Come on. 1202 01:15:02,460 --> 01:15:04,002 Well, it doesn't look good, 1203 01:15:04,085 --> 01:15:04,918 I know. 1204 01:15:06,585 --> 01:15:07,960 Careful of the snow. 1205 01:15:15,002 --> 01:15:16,627 The driver was killed on impact, 1206 01:15:16,752 --> 01:15:18,293 as was the bank manager and security guard. 1207 01:15:21,043 --> 01:15:22,877 Sheriff, you mind if I show him the vault? 1208 01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:25,835 The church has some papers in their safe deposit box. 1209 01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:28,585 - Yeah, sure, go ahead. - Good. Yeah, this way. 1210 01:15:29,585 --> 01:15:31,418 The building's in fine shape. 1211 01:15:31,502 --> 01:15:33,835 Uh, actually, it wasn't a load-bearing wall. 1212 01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:35,418 Excuse me. Uh... 1213 01:15:35,502 --> 01:15:39,627 As you can see, the vault, it's untouched. 1214 01:15:39,752 --> 01:15:42,085 Excuse me. Pristine. 1215 01:15:42,168 --> 01:15:44,502 Whoa! The church has done well, huh? 1216 01:15:49,460 --> 01:15:51,293 Pretty color, huh? 1217 01:16:03,918 --> 01:16:05,793 Why did you invite them out for food? 1218 01:16:07,918 --> 01:16:10,627 I only know, like, four phrases in Japanese, and... 1219 01:16:11,793 --> 01:16:12,960 I guess I panicked. 1220 01:16:16,460 --> 01:16:18,502 Is your boss enjoying the meatloaf? 1221 01:16:21,127 --> 01:16:23,335 This is divine. 1222 01:16:25,585 --> 01:16:27,210 Your English is very good, sir. 1223 01:16:28,127 --> 01:16:29,460 I watch a lot of Friends. 1224 01:16:29,918 --> 01:16:31,668 Who's in for mimosas? 1225 01:16:31,793 --> 01:16:34,668 Should I make a toast? 1226 01:16:36,127 --> 01:16:38,960 - Don't. - Uh, excuse me. Um... 1227 01:16:41,168 --> 01:16:44,752 I, uh... I'd like to propose a toast. 1228 01:16:44,835 --> 01:16:46,960 Um... You know, I'm, uh, 1229 01:16:47,043 --> 01:16:49,960 what you might call a "people person." 1230 01:16:50,043 --> 01:16:53,210 So, this toast is to friendship. I think it's important 1231 01:16:53,293 --> 01:16:55,043 that I take credit for this event. 1232 01:16:55,127 --> 01:16:57,502 When I become the next sheriff of Normal, 1233 01:16:57,627 --> 01:17:01,377 there will be many more opportunities to come together 1234 01:17:01,460 --> 01:17:04,960 and break bread, strengthening our link. 1235 01:17:05,043 --> 01:17:09,960 And with Pastor Oyabun and his friendly, friendly, 1236 01:17:10,043 --> 01:17:14,752 um, congregation, I think this is a new chapter 1237 01:17:14,835 --> 01:17:18,127 for our town and our happy arrangement. 1238 01:17:18,210 --> 01:17:22,210 So, I'd like to say thank you for all your help 1239 01:17:22,293 --> 01:17:26,627 and to many, many more years 1240 01:17:26,752 --> 01:17:33,335 of friendly people helping other friendly people. 1241 01:17:49,168 --> 01:17:50,168 Please! 1242 01:17:54,002 --> 01:17:55,168 Oh, shit. 1243 01:18:38,210 --> 01:18:40,752 Asshole! 1244 01:18:44,043 --> 01:18:45,502 Hey! Get your hands off! 1245 01:20:46,127 --> 01:20:48,460 God damn it! 1246 01:21:27,585 --> 01:21:29,127 Sheriff? 1247 01:21:30,627 --> 01:21:31,752 Sheriff! 1248 01:21:39,293 --> 01:21:41,752 All friends now? 1249 01:21:49,002 --> 01:21:50,793 Anyone for pie? 1250 01:22:12,627 --> 01:22:13,627 Mm. 1251 01:22:21,793 --> 01:22:24,835 You want to be sheriff now? 1252 01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:29,793 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 1253 01:22:37,460 --> 01:22:39,460 Thanks for taking care of it for me. 1254 01:22:40,793 --> 01:22:45,293 Oh. There's one other thing. 1255 01:22:47,502 --> 01:22:51,043 Here's that 100 on the lay. Guess you won. 1256 01:22:53,502 --> 01:22:54,960 Can I have that pie back? 1257 01:23:12,793 --> 01:23:14,752 This is Penny. I'm sorry I missed you. 1258 01:23:14,835 --> 01:23:15,960 Please leave a message, 1259 01:23:16,043 --> 01:23:17,960 and I'll circle back when I can. Thanks. 1260 01:23:18,043 --> 01:23:20,418 Hey, Penny, it's me. 1261 01:23:20,502 --> 01:23:23,293 I'm— I'm in Texas now. 1262 01:23:23,377 --> 01:23:26,960 Yeah, filling in for a sheriff on maternity leave. 1263 01:23:27,043 --> 01:23:31,085 I much prefer the weather here. It's warm. Don't miss the cold. 1264 01:23:31,168 --> 01:23:35,168 Oh, and I picked up an interim deputy along the way. 1265 01:23:35,293 --> 01:23:37,252 People are pretty much the same. 1266 01:23:37,335 --> 01:23:39,293 Then, again, not. 1267 01:23:39,377 --> 01:23:40,793 All things considered, though... 1268 01:23:40,918 --> 01:23:44,585 I'm in a better place. 1269 01:23:44,668 --> 01:23:47,127 As for the town of Normal, well, 1270 01:23:47,210 --> 01:23:49,793 I left it as I found it, you could say. 1271 01:23:51,127 --> 01:23:53,043 I mean, that's the job, isn't it? 1272 01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:56,377 Besides, I'm never looking for trouble. 1273 01:23:56,960 --> 01:23:59,793 If it wants you, it'll find you on its own, 1274 01:24:00,627 --> 01:24:03,627 and it can be hard to shake once it does. 1275 01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:09,960 Well, thanks for listening, Penny. I— 1276 01:24:10,793 --> 01:24:11,960 Hi, Ulysses. 1277 01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:14,502 Hey, Penny.