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Even if you accept the belief that the
high Trendex means a rising sales curve...

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- Mr. Thornhill.
- Good night.

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- Say hello to the missus.
- We're not talking.

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My recommendation is still the same.

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Spread the good word
in as many small-time segments as we can.

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Let the opposition have their high ratings
while we cry all the way to the bank.

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Why don't we colonize
at the Colony next week?

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Let me hear from you, Sam.
Uh, happy thoughts, et cetera.

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You better walk me to the Plaza.

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- I didn't put a coat on.
- Use your blood sugar, child. Come on.

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- Next?
- Gretchen Sabinson.

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Oh, yes. Send her a box of candy
from Blum's, $10. You know the kind.

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Each piece wrapped in gold paper.
She'll like that.

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She'll think she's eating money.

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Just say to her:
"Darling, I count the days, the hours..."

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- You sent that one last time.
- I did?

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Well, put: "Something for your sweet tooth,
baby, and all your other sweet parts."

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- I know.
- Could we take a cab, Mr. Thornhill?

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- For two blocks?
- You're late and I'm tired.

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That's your trouble, Maggie,
you don't eat properly.

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Here. Taxi.

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I have a very sick woman here.
You don't mind, do you?

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- Well, no.
- Thank you very much.

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Perfectly all right.

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- First stop, the Plaza. Don't throw the flag.
- Poor man.

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Oh, come, come, come.
I made him a happy man.

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- I made him feel like a good Samaritan.
- He knew you were lying.

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Ah, in the world of advertising,
there's no such thing as a lie.

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There's only the expedient exaggeration.
You ought to know that.

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- Say, do I look heavyish to you?
- What?

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I feel heavyish.

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Put a note on my desk in the morning:
"Think thin."

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"Think thin."

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- Better make it the 59th Street entrance.
- Okay.

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Oh. Soon as you get back,
call my mother.

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Remind her we've got those theater tickets
for tonight.

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Dinner at 21, 7:00.

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I'll have had two martinis at the Oak Bar,
so she needn't bother to sniff my breath.

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- She doesn't do that.
- Sure she does. Like a bloodhound.

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Bigelow at 10:30 is your first tomorrow,
the Skin Glow rehearsal at noon...

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then lunch with Falcon and his wife.

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- Oh, yeah. Where was that?
- Larry and Arnold's, 1:00.

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- Oh.
- Will you check in later?

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Absolutely not.

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Here, driver, take this lady
back where she belongs.

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- Right.
- That ought to cover it.

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- Don't forget, call my mother right away.
- I won't.

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- Good night, Mr. Thornhill.
- Good night, sweetie.

49
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Oh, wait, Maggie. You can't call her.
She's at Mrs...

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- Good evening.
- Good evening.

51
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I'm looking for Mr. Weltner
and two other gentlemen.

52
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Yes, sir. Right this way.

53
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- Herman.
- Roger.

54
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- I'm a little late.
- Roger Thornhill.

55
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- Fanning Nelson.
- How do you do?

56
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- How do you do?
- Larry Wade.

57
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- We got a little head start here.
- Oh, that won't last long.

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I was telling Larry and Fanning you may be
slow on starting but there's nobody faster.

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- What's the matter? You've got the fidgets.
- I just did something stupid.

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I told my secretary to call Mother.
I realized she won't be able to reach her.

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- Why not?
- She's playing bridge at one of her cronies'.

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- Your secretary?
- No. My mother.

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One of those new apartments.
Wet paint and no telephone yet.

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- George Kaplan.
- Perhaps if I send her a telegram.

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- Mr. George Kaplan?
- Boy.

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- Kaplan.
- I've got to get off a wire immediately.

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Could you send it for me
if I write it out for you?

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Oh, I'm not permitted to do that, sir,
but if you'll follow me.

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- Oh. Will you excuse me, gentlemen?
- Go right ahead.

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- Right through there, sir.
- Yeah, thanks.

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Thank you, sir.

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Wait, what's that supposed to be?

73
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The car's waiting outside.
You will walk between us saying nothing.

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- What are you talking about?
- Let's go.

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Let's go where? Who...? Who are you?

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Mere errand boys
carrying concealed weapons.

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His is pointed at your heart. So, please,
no errors of judgment, I beg of you.

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What is this, a joke or something?

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- Yes, a joke. We will laugh in the car.
- Come.

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But this is ridiculous.

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Don't tell me where we're going,
surprise me.

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You know, I left some friends back there
in the Oak Bar.

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They're going to think I'm awfully rude.

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I mean, uh, couldn't we stop off
at a drugstore for a moment...

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so that I could explain
I'm being, uh, kidnapped?

86
00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,710
Well, that is what's happening, isn't it?

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Locked.

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Who's Townsend?

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Really?

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Interesting.

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- Where is he?
- Upstairs, dressing.

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- Tell him I'm here.
- The dinner guests are expected.

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Never mind that. Say to him: "Kaplan."

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By the way,
what are we having for dessert?

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- Is anyone in the library?
- No.

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This way.

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You will wait here.

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Well, don't hurry.
I'll catch up on my reading.

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Good evening.

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Not what I expected. A little taller.

101
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A little more polished than the others.

102
00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:06,210
Oh, I'm so glad you're pleased,
Mr. Townsend.

103
00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:09,710
But I'm afraid just as obvious.

104
00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:13,170
What the devil is all this about?
Why was I brought here?

105
00:10:15,390 --> 00:10:17,900
Games? Must we?

106
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,890
Not that I mind a case of abduction...

107
00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:23,680
but I have tickets
for the theater this evening.

108
00:10:23,860 --> 00:10:28,410
To a show I was looking forward to. And I
get unreasonable about things like that.

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00:10:28,570 --> 00:10:32,540
With such expert play-acting,
you make this very room a theater.

110
00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:37,170
Oh, Leonard,
have you met our distinguished guest?

111
00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,540
He's a well-tailored one, isn't he?

112
00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:44,580
My secretary is a great admirer
of your methods, Mr. Kaplan.

113
00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:48,830
- Elusiveness, however misguided...
- Wait a minute. Wait, wait.

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00:10:49,010 --> 00:10:51,970
- Did you call me "Kaplan"?
- I know you're a man of many names...

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00:10:52,140 --> 00:10:54,850
but I'm perfectly willing to accept
your current choice.

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Current choice?

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My name is Thornhill. Roger Thornhill.
It's never been anything else.

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00:10:59,810 --> 00:11:01,360
Of course.

119
00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:05,740
Your friends picked up the wrong package
when they bundled me out here in the car.

120
00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,780
Do sit down, Mr. Kaplan.

121
00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:11,370
I told you, I'm not Kaplan,
whoever he is. I'm...

122
00:11:11,530 --> 00:11:13,080
- Excuse me.
- Yes?

123
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,450
The guests are here, dear.

124
00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:17,790
Look after them.
I'll be with you in a few minutes.

125
00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:21,630
Now, shall we get down to business?

126
00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:22,960
I'm all for that.

127
00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:26,460
Simply, I'd like you to tell me
how much you know of our arrangements...

128
00:11:26,630 --> 00:11:28,760
and how you've come by
this information.

129
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:31,460
- I don't expect to get this for nothing.
- Of course not.

130
00:11:31,630 --> 00:11:35,090
Don't misunderstand, I don't expect you
to fall in with this suggestion...

131
00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:39,760
but the least I can do is afford you
the opportunity of surviving the evening.

132
00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:44,940
What the devil is that supposed to mean?

133
00:11:45,110 --> 00:11:47,740
Why don't you surprise me,
Mr. Kaplan, and say yes?

134
00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:50,740
- I've already told you...
- We know where you're headed for.

135
00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:51,980
I know where I'm headed.

136
00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:56,480
I'm headed for the Winter Garden Theater in
New York, and I think I'd better get going.

137
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,130
Townsend,
you're making a serious mistake.

138
00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:11,330
This is not going to lead
to a very happy conclusion, Mr. Kaplan.

139
00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:14,510
- I'm not Kaplan.
- I do wish you'd reconsider.

140
00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:19,270
We also know your contact in Pittsburgh
since Jason committed suicide.

141
00:12:19,430 --> 00:12:22,680
What contact?
I've never even been in Pittsburgh.

142
00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:26,680
On June the 16th, you checked
into the Sherwyn Hotel in Pittsburgh...

143
00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:29,820
as Mr. George Kaplan
of Berkeley, California.

144
00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:32,850
A week later, you registered
at the Benjamin Franklin Hotel...

145
00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:34,780
as Mr. George Kaplan of Pittsburgh.

146
00:12:34,950 --> 00:12:37,370
On August 11th,
you stayed at the Statler in Boston.

147
00:12:37,530 --> 00:12:41,200
August the 29th, George Kaplan of Boston
registered at the Whittier in Detroit.

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00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:43,540
At present, you are registered
in room 796...

149
00:12:43,710 --> 00:12:46,800
at the Plaza Hotel in New York
as Mr. George Kaplan of Detroit.

150
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:48,050
- Really?
- In two days...

151
00:12:48,210 --> 00:12:51,470
you are due at the Ambassador East
in Chicago.

152
00:12:51,630 --> 00:12:55,300
And then at the Sheraton-Johnson Hotel
in Rapid City, South Dakota.

153
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,390
- Not me.
- There's very little sense...

154
00:12:57,550 --> 00:13:01,380
in maintaining that you're deceiving us
any more than we're deceiving you.

155
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:04,560
I don't suppose it would do any good
to show you ID cards...

156
00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:08,820
- a driver's license, things like that?
- They provide you with such good ones.

157
00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:12,350
It's getting late. I have guests.

158
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:15,950
Do you intend to cooperate with us?
I'd like a simple yes or no.

159
00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:17,320
A simple no.

160
00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:21,410
For the simple reason I simply don't know
what you're talking about.

161
00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:27,450
Give Mr. Kaplan a drink, Leonard.

162
00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:29,330
A pleasant journey, sir.

163
00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:47,020
- Scotch? Rye? Bourbon? Vodka?
- Nothing. I'll take a quick ride back to town.

164
00:13:47,190 --> 00:13:48,940
Oh, that has been arranged.

165
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:52,430
But first, a libation.

166
00:13:52,610 --> 00:13:53,700
Bourbon.

167
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:57,200
You drink it.
I've had enough stimulation for one day.

168
00:13:57,360 --> 00:14:02,530
It'll be easier if you take this yourself.
Otherwise, it'll be necessary for us to insist.

169
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,630
Cheers.

170
00:15:05,810 --> 00:15:08,100
Don't worry about me, fellas.
I'll take the bus.

171
00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:01,350
Thanks for the lift, fellas.

172
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,230
I want this man examined for driving
while intoxicated.

173
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,700
- Really?
- Yeah.

174
00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:09,620
You see, they tried to kill me.
He won't listen to me.

175
00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:11,940
In a big house, they tried to kill me.

176
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,250
- All right, let's just go inside.
- I don't wanna go inside.

177
00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:19,280
- Somebody call the police.
- Come on. Come on now.

178
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:20,920
Okay.

179
00:18:29,010 --> 00:18:30,430
Sit down.

180
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:32,720
I don't wanna sit.

181
00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:35,170
Perfectly all right. See?

182
00:18:35,350 --> 00:18:39,400
We'll get them. We'll throw the book
at them. Assault and kidnapping.

183
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:43,060
Assault with a gun, and a bourbon,
and a sports car. We'll get them.

184
00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:46,980
You'll be all right after a good night's
sleep. We got a nice cell all made up.

185
00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:51,860
- I don't want a cell. I want a policeman.
- The car was just reported stolen.

186
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,370
- Uh-huh.
- A Mrs. Babson up on Twining Road.

187
00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:59,710
- I got to call someone. Where's the phone?
- You're allowed one call.

188
00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:02,450
- Over here.
- Oh, thanks.

189
00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:05,010
You better make it your lawyer.

190
00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:07,760
Butterfield 8-1 -0-9-8.

191
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,920
What am I, a telephone operator?

192
00:19:10,090 --> 00:19:12,630
Butterfield 8-1 -0-9-8.

193
00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:27,600
Just a minute, please. Here.

194
00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:28,820
Thank you.

195
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,940
Hello, Mother?

196
00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:36,860
Mother, this is your son, Roger Thornhill.

197
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,250
Yeah.

198
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,450
Wait a minute, I'll find out.

199
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:44,830
- Where am I?
- Glen Cove Police Station.

200
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,160
Glen Cove Police Station.

201
00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:51,630
No. No, Mother, I have not been drinking.

202
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:57,350
No. No, these two men, they poured
a whole bottle of bourbon into me.

203
00:19:57,890 --> 00:20:00,390
No, they didn't give me a chaser.

204
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:01,600
No.

205
00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:03,400
Come on, let's go.

206
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,980
- Wait, I'm not finished yet.
- Yes, you are. Come on.

207
00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:11,200
Mother, I gotta go now.

208
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,900
Get my lawyer right away,
and come out and bail me out.

209
00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:16,150
Tomorrow morning, tell her.

210
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,650
Tomorrow morning, he says.

211
00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:22,500
I don't know. I'll ask him.
She wants to know who says.

212
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:24,660
Sergeant Emile Klinger.

213
00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:26,700
Sergeant Emile...

214
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,510
Emile?

215
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,330
Sergeant Emile Klinger.

216
00:20:33,090 --> 00:20:35,090
No, I didn't believe it either.

217
00:20:35,890 --> 00:20:40,180
Uh, I'm all right, Mother. Good night.
Good night, dear.

218
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,190
That was Mother.

219
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,310
Let's go.

220
00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:56,580
Here's your man, doctor.

221
00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:02,320
- What's your name?
- Roger Thornhill.

222
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,420
Stick out your tongue and say "ah."

223
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:06,040
You better move back.

224
00:21:06,210 --> 00:21:08,000
Ah...

225
00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:09,630
Have you been drinking?

226
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:12,290
Doctor, I am gassed.

227
00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:13,710
What were you drinking?

228
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,090
Well, bourbon.
See, these two fellas, they...

229
00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:18,850
- How much would you say you drank?
- What did you say?

230
00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:22,550
- How much would you say that you drank?
- About this much.

231
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:26,220
Mr. Thornhill, it is my opinion
that you are definitely intoxicated.

232
00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:27,430
No question about it.

233
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,890
I am now gonna ask your permission
to draw blood.

234
00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:31,060
How disgusting.

235
00:21:31,230 --> 00:21:33,640
"You may refuse to permit a blood test
to be made...

236
00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:35,950
but if you do,
your license will be revoked.

237
00:21:36,110 --> 00:21:38,400
You have the right
to notify a physician of..."

238
00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:41,570
It was at this point
that Mr. Thornhill succeeded in escaping...

239
00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:45,070
from his would-be assassins,
and when they gave chase...

240
00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:49,250
he naturally had to drive as best
he could under the, uh, circumstances.

241
00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:52,090
Counselor,
how long have you known your client?

242
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:53,370
Seven years, Your Honor.

243
00:21:53,550 --> 00:21:55,840
Do you know him
to be a reasonable man?

244
00:21:56,130 --> 00:21:58,170
- Absolutely.
- Ha.

245
00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:00,760
- Mother.
- And do you believe...

246
00:22:00,930 --> 00:22:03,730
there is some credence to this story?

247
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,440
- Credence?
- Well, yes, Your Honor.

248
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,980
I mean, if my client says
this is what happened...

249
00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:10,720
- I'm certain it must've happened.
- You're damn right.

250
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:15,390
Sergeant, I want this turned over
to the county detectives for investigation.

251
00:22:15,570 --> 00:22:17,950
Call them up
and have them come here immediately.

252
00:22:18,110 --> 00:22:19,770
- Right, Your Honor.
- Counselor...

253
00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:22,450
I'm going to set this over for final
disposition...

254
00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:24,370
tomorrow night at 7:30.

255
00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:28,130
At which time I expect you and the
defendant to be here, ready to go to trial.

256
00:22:28,290 --> 00:22:32,460
In the meantime, the county detectives will
determine if his story has any basis in fact.

257
00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:36,800
"Basis in fact"? If I were brought in dead,
you still wouldn't believe...

258
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,080
Roger, wait a minute.

259
00:22:38,260 --> 00:22:41,060
I mean, after all, Your Honor,
would I make up such a story?

260
00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:45,810
That is precisely what
we're intending to find out, Mr. Thornhill.

261
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,450
- Yes?
- Remember me?

262
00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:06,870
- Yes, sir.
- Good.

263
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:10,420
- Is Mr. Townsend at home?
- No, I'm sorry he's left for the day, sir.

264
00:23:10,580 --> 00:23:12,450
Mrs. Townsend?

265
00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:15,510
- Who shall I say is calling?
- County detectives.

266
00:23:15,670 --> 00:23:17,430
Come in, please.

267
00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:29,310
This way, please.

268
00:23:39,110 --> 00:23:40,450
This is the room.

269
00:23:40,610 --> 00:23:42,610
- I'll call madam.
- You do that.

270
00:23:42,780 --> 00:23:44,830
And here's the sofa
where they held me down.

271
00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:48,280
They spilled bourbon all over it.
I'll show you the stains.

272
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,340
Well, they must've cleaned them off.

273
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,800
This is the cabinet
where they keep the liquor.

274
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,260
Scotch, gin, vodka...

275
00:23:59,550 --> 00:24:01,390
And bourbon.

276
00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:06,170
I remember when it used to come
in bottles.

277
00:24:09,060 --> 00:24:13,690
Roger, dear,
we were so worried about you.

278
00:24:14,350 --> 00:24:17,310
Did you get home all right?
Of course you did.

279
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,690
Let me look at you.
Oh, a little pink-eyed, but aren't we all?

280
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:23,570
It was a dull party.
You didn't miss a thing.

281
00:24:23,740 --> 00:24:26,830
I want you all to know,
I never saw this woman before last night.

282
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,820
I'm Captain Junket
of the Nassau County Detectives.

283
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,750
- This is Lieutenant Harding.
- How do you do?

284
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,340
You haven't gotten into trouble, Roger?

285
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:38,910
- Stop calling me Roger.
- Has he gotten into trouble?

286
00:24:39,090 --> 00:24:43,510
Mr. Thornhill was picked up last night
driving under the influence of alcohol...

287
00:24:43,670 --> 00:24:46,170
- and incidentally, in a stolen car.
- Stolen car?

288
00:24:46,340 --> 00:24:48,760
Belonging to Mrs. Babson
of Twining Road.

289
00:24:48,930 --> 00:24:51,310
Roger, you said
you were going to call a cab.

290
00:24:51,470 --> 00:24:56,510
- You didn't borrow Laura's Mercedes?
- No, I didn't borrow Laura's Mercedes.

291
00:24:56,690 --> 00:25:01,030
Mr. Thornhill told us that he was brought to
this house against his will last night...

292
00:25:01,190 --> 00:25:04,270
and, uh, forcibly intoxicated
by some friends of your husband...

293
00:25:04,450 --> 00:25:05,870
and set out on the road.

294
00:25:06,030 --> 00:25:08,620
- Do you know anything about this?
- Well, now, captain...

295
00:25:08,780 --> 00:25:11,700
Roger was a bit tipsy
when he arrived here by cab for dinner.

296
00:25:11,870 --> 00:25:12,920
She's lying.

297
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,960
And I'm afraid he became even worse...

298
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:16,280
as the evening wore on.

299
00:25:16,460 --> 00:25:19,590
Finally, he told us he had to go home
to sleep it off.

300
00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:22,210
Oh, I knew
I should've served dinner earlier.

301
00:25:22,380 --> 00:25:23,930
What a performance.

302
00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:27,560
Mrs. Townsend, does the name
George Kaplan mean anything to you?

303
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:28,930
George Kaplan?

304
00:25:30,010 --> 00:25:31,760
- No.
- I didn't think so.

305
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,400
Where's her husband?
He's the one you should be questioning.

306
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,320
- Is there any place he can be reached?
- Why, yes. The United Nations.

307
00:25:40,230 --> 00:25:41,270
United Nat...?

308
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,490
He's addressing
the General Assembly this afternoon.

309
00:25:46,150 --> 00:25:48,520
All right. So he's addressing
the General Assembly.

310
00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:52,000
- Sorry we had to bother you.
- No bother at all.

311
00:25:54,790 --> 00:25:56,500
Now, wait a minute.

312
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:05,000
Will you be wanting
to get in touch with my husband?

313
00:26:05,170 --> 00:26:07,380
No, Mrs. Townsend,
that won't be necessary.

314
00:26:07,550 --> 00:26:09,850
You mean you're not gonna
do any more about this?

315
00:26:10,010 --> 00:26:14,090
Roger. Pay the two dollars.

316
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,200
Goodbye.

317
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,110
- I don't see why you want me along.
- You lend a certain air of respectability.

318
00:27:01,270 --> 00:27:03,190
Don't be sarcastic, Roger.

319
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,070
There you are, dear. Park yourself there.

320
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,410
Well, here goes. Ahem.

321
00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:24,210
Hello, Operator. Have you got
a George Kaplan staying here?

322
00:27:25,090 --> 00:27:26,760
That's right.

323
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:27,960
You have?

324
00:27:28,130 --> 00:27:30,300
Room 796?

325
00:27:30,470 --> 00:27:32,220
Ring it, will you please?

326
00:27:32,390 --> 00:27:33,430
You see?

327
00:27:33,590 --> 00:27:35,710
I see. I hope he clears up
this silly business.

328
00:27:35,890 --> 00:27:38,640
- You're ruining my whole day.
- Shh, shh. All right. Quiet. Shut up.

329
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:43,020
Oh. Well, did he leave word
when he'd be back?

330
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,140
Really?

331
00:27:45,310 --> 00:27:47,140
Thank you.

332
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,410
Well, that's odd. He hasn't answered
his telephone in two days.

333
00:27:50,570 --> 00:27:52,410
Maybe he got locked in the bathroom.

334
00:27:52,570 --> 00:27:54,610
Mother, do me a favor, will you?

335
00:27:54,780 --> 00:27:58,740
Put on that innocent look you do so well
and go to the desk and get the key to 796.

336
00:27:58,910 --> 00:28:01,120
Don't be ridiculous.
I wouldn't do such a thing.

337
00:28:01,290 --> 00:28:03,540
- Ten dollars?
- Not for all the money in the world.

338
00:28:03,710 --> 00:28:06,840
- Fifty?
- Roger, you are disgraceful.

339
00:28:10,590 --> 00:28:15,100
Car theft, drunk driving,
assaulting an officer, lying to a judge.

340
00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:16,630
And now, housebreaking.

341
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,920
You're hotel-breaking.
There's a difference.

342
00:28:19,100 --> 00:28:21,600
- Of five to ten years.
- Just a minute, please.

343
00:28:24,150 --> 00:28:26,690
Will you want me
to be changing your bedding, sir?

344
00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:28,740
Yes. Well, but not right now.

345
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:32,070
I mention it, because the bed
doesn't seem like it's been slept in...

346
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,720
and I was wondering
if I ought to go on changing the linens.

347
00:28:34,860 --> 00:28:38,570
- Oh. Thank you for your interest.
- You're welcome, sir.

348
00:28:38,740 --> 00:28:39,780
Come on, now.

349
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:46,380
Now, she seemed to think I'm Kaplan.

350
00:28:46,540 --> 00:28:49,290
I wonder if I look like Kaplan.

351
00:28:59,350 --> 00:29:01,640
- Oh, well, look who's here.
- Who? Where?

352
00:29:01,810 --> 00:29:05,610
Our friend who's assembling
the General Assembly this afternoon.

353
00:29:05,770 --> 00:29:07,520
Roger, I think we should go.

354
00:29:07,690 --> 00:29:09,530
- Don't be nervous.
- I'm not nervous.

355
00:29:09,690 --> 00:29:13,320
- I'll be late for the bridge club.
- Good. You will lose less than usual.

356
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:27,880
Ooh.

357
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:31,540
- Bulletin, Kaplan has dandruff.
- In that case, I think we should leave.

358
00:29:33,050 --> 00:29:34,510
Too late.

359
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,980
- You rang for me, sir?
- Yes. Come in a moment.

360
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,860
- What's your name?
- Elsie, sir.

361
00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:51,390
- Elsie, do you know who I am?
- You're... You're Mr. Kaplan.

362
00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:54,730
Well, when did...?
When did you first see me?

363
00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:55,980
Outside the door.

364
00:29:56,650 --> 00:29:59,650
Out in the hall, a couple of minutes ago.
Don't you remember?

365
00:29:59,820 --> 00:30:01,900
And that's the first time
you laid eyes on me?

366
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,410
Can I help it if you're never around,
Mr. Kaplan?

367
00:30:04,580 --> 00:30:06,580
Well, then, how do you know
I am Mr. Kaplan?

368
00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:08,750
- What?
- How do you know I'm Mr. Kaplan?

369
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,340
Well, of course you are.
This is room 796, isn't it?

370
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:16,290
So you're the gentleman in room 796,
aren't you?

371
00:30:16,470 --> 00:30:17,720
All right, Elsie, thanks.

372
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,420
- Will that be all, sir?
- For the time being, yes.

373
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:27,600
Valet.

374
00:30:27,770 --> 00:30:29,520
Oh, yes, come in.

375
00:30:30,060 --> 00:30:32,060
Should I hang it in the closet, Mr. Kaplan?

376
00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:33,770
Yes, please.

377
00:30:39,490 --> 00:30:40,990
Tell me, uh...

378
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,790
I forgot,
what time did I give you that suit?

379
00:30:44,450 --> 00:30:46,030
Last night, around, uh...

380
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,450
- Around 6.
- Oh.

381
00:30:47,620 --> 00:30:50,120
- Did I give it to you personally?
- Personally?

382
00:30:50,290 --> 00:30:53,500
No. You called down on the phone
and described the suit to me...

383
00:30:53,670 --> 00:30:57,380
and said it would be hanging
in your closet. Like you always do.

384
00:30:57,550 --> 00:31:00,260
- Anything wrong?
- No, no, just curious.

385
00:31:00,430 --> 00:31:02,470
- Here. Thanks.
- Thank you.

386
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,430
Nice to meet you, Mr. Kaplan.

387
00:31:08,850 --> 00:31:10,800
Isn't that the damnedest thing?

388
00:31:10,980 --> 00:31:14,360
I'm beginning to think that no one
in the hotel has actually seen Kaplan.

389
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:17,270
Maybe he has his suits mended
by invisible weavers.

390
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,810
Oh...

391
00:31:23,780 --> 00:31:25,440
Let me see something.

392
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:34,340
I don't think that one does anything
for you.

393
00:31:39,510 --> 00:31:41,010
Ah, now, that's much better.

394
00:31:41,340 --> 00:31:43,620
Now, obviously they've mistaken me
for a much shorter man.

395
00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:51,510
- Should I?
- Certainly not.

396
00:31:53,150 --> 00:31:54,730
Here, hold that, dear.

397
00:31:57,940 --> 00:31:59,020
Hello.

398
00:31:59,190 --> 00:32:01,810
It's good to find you in, Mr. Kaplan.

399
00:32:01,990 --> 00:32:03,160
Who is this?

400
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,440
We met only last night,
and still you do not recognize my voice.

401
00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:08,540
I should feel offended.

402
00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:11,910
Yes, I know who you are,
and I'm not Mr. Kaplan.

403
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:15,870
Of course not. You answer his telephone,
you live in his hotel room...

404
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,040
and yet you are not Mr. Kaplan.

405
00:32:18,210 --> 00:32:21,710
Nevertheless,
we are pleased to find you in.

406
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,340
Now, wait...

407
00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:26,520
- Hello, Operator? Operator.
- Yes?

408
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:30,230
Operator, this is Mr. Thorn...
Kaplan in 796.

409
00:32:30,390 --> 00:32:33,720
That call. Was that an outside call
or did it come from the lobby?

410
00:32:33,890 --> 00:32:36,350
- Just a minute, sir. I'll see.
- Well, hurry, please.

411
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:37,560
Who was it?

412
00:32:37,730 --> 00:32:39,850
One of the men
who tried to kill me last night.

413
00:32:40,030 --> 00:32:42,360
- We're back to that one, are we?
- Hello? Operator?

414
00:32:42,530 --> 00:32:43,740
- Mr. Kaplan?
- Yes.

415
00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:45,980
That call was made from the lobby, sir.

416
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:47,540
It was?

417
00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:49,750
They're probably
on their way up here now.

418
00:32:49,910 --> 00:32:53,630
- Come on. Let's get out of here.
- I think I'd like to meet these killers.

419
00:33:37,670 --> 00:33:40,960
You gentlemen aren't really trying
to kill my son, are you?

420
00:34:04,150 --> 00:34:06,480
Lobby, please. Watch your step.

421
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,740
Oh, no, gentlemen, please. Ladies first.
Come along, ladies.

422
00:34:10,910 --> 00:34:12,830
That's right. Come along. Good.

423
00:34:12,990 --> 00:34:16,160
Roger. Roger, will you be home
for dinner?

424
00:34:20,130 --> 00:34:23,260
- Where to?
- I don't know. Just keep going.

425
00:34:38,350 --> 00:34:40,970
- Take me to the United Nations.
- Right.

426
00:34:41,150 --> 00:34:42,860
General Assembly Building.

427
00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:45,890
- Right.
- I'm being followed. Can you do anything?

428
00:34:46,070 --> 00:34:47,700
- Yes, I can.
- Do it.

429
00:35:20,850 --> 00:35:22,640
- May I help you, sir?
- Yes, please.

430
00:35:22,810 --> 00:35:27,270
- Where will I find Mr. Lester Townsend?
- Mr. Lester Townsend of UNIPO?

431
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,230
- Yes.
- And did you have an appointment, sir?

432
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,190
Well, yes, yes. He expects me.

433
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:33,820
Your name, please.

434
00:35:33,990 --> 00:35:36,110
- My name?
- Yes, please.

435
00:35:36,290 --> 00:35:38,580
Kaplan. George Kaplan.

436
00:35:40,210 --> 00:35:42,250
One moment, please.

437
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,090
Wait for me at the corner of 47th.

438
00:35:57,260 --> 00:36:01,390
If you'll give this to one of the attendants
in the public lounge, she'll page him.

439
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,730
- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome, Mr. Kaplan.

440
00:36:16,450 --> 00:36:20,120
Mr. Bernardi
of the Swiss Observers Office.

441
00:36:20,290 --> 00:36:23,960
Mr. Bernardi
of the Swiss Observers Office.

442
00:36:26,790 --> 00:36:28,910
Will you page
Mr. Lester Townsend, please?

443
00:36:29,090 --> 00:36:31,010
Certainly, Mr. Kaplan.

444
00:36:31,170 --> 00:36:34,750
Mr. Townsend of UNIPO.
Mr. Townsend of UNIPO.

445
00:36:34,930 --> 00:36:38,890
Please call at the communications desk
of the public lounge.

446
00:36:39,060 --> 00:36:40,980
Mr. Townsend of UNIPO.

447
00:36:41,140 --> 00:36:44,390
Please call at the communications desk
of the public lounge.

448
00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:47,390
Miss Knox of salon...

449
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,810
You paged me?

450
00:36:48,980 --> 00:36:50,310
- Mr. Kaplan?
- Yes.

451
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,270
- You wanted to see Mr. Townsend.
- Yes.

452
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,900
- This is Mr. Townsend.
- How do you do, Mr. Kaplan?

453
00:36:56,070 --> 00:36:59,990
- This isn't Mr. Townsend.
- Yes, it is.

454
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,670
There must be some mistake.
Mr. Lester Townsend?

455
00:37:02,830 --> 00:37:04,920
That's me. What can I do for you?

456
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,450
Mr. Mauney, Delegation
of Pakistan. Please call the public lounge.

457
00:37:09,170 --> 00:37:11,340
Are you the Townsend
who lives in Glen Cove?

458
00:37:11,510 --> 00:37:14,510
That's right. Are we neighbors?

459
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,600
A large, red-brick house
with a curved, tree-lined driveway?

460
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,630
That's the one.

461
00:37:20,140 --> 00:37:22,140
Were you at home last night,
Mr. Townsend?

462
00:37:22,310 --> 00:37:23,810
- You mean in Glen Cove?
- Yes.

463
00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:26,770
I've been staying in my apartment
in town for the last month.

464
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:29,110
I always do when we're in session here.

465
00:37:29,270 --> 00:37:30,930
What about Mrs. Townsend?

466
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,190
My wife has been dead for many years.

467
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,160
- Oh, I...
- Now, Mr. Kaplan, what's this all about?

468
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,780
Forgive me. Who are those people living
in your house?

469
00:37:38,950 --> 00:37:41,500
What people?
The house is completely closed up.

470
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:44,700
Just the gardener and his wife
living on the grounds.

471
00:37:44,870 --> 00:37:47,950
Now, Mr. Kaplan, suppose you tell me
who you are and what you want.

472
00:37:48,130 --> 00:37:50,550
Well, please, just...

473
00:37:51,380 --> 00:37:54,010
Look. Do you know this man?

474
00:38:02,390 --> 00:38:04,060
Look!

475
00:38:08,190 --> 00:38:09,650
He's got a knife. Look out!

476
00:38:09,810 --> 00:38:12,600
Listen to me.
I had nothing to do with this.

477
00:38:12,770 --> 00:38:15,230
- Call the police.
- Wait a minute. Don't come nearer.

478
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,060
Get back.

479
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,920
"The photograph has been
identified as that of Roger Thornhill...

480
00:38:39,090 --> 00:38:43,840
a Manhattan advertising executive,
indicating that the name of George Kaplan...

481
00:38:44,010 --> 00:38:48,970
which he gave to an attendant in the
General Assembly Building was false.

482
00:38:49,140 --> 00:38:53,270
A possible motive for the slaying
was suggested by the discovery...

483
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,990
that earlier today, Thornhill appeared
at Glen Cove police court...

484
00:38:57,150 --> 00:39:01,150
charged with drunk driving
with a stolen car.

485
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,610
In his defense, he charged
that the murder victim, Mr. Townsend...

486
00:39:04,790 --> 00:39:07,460
had tried to kill him the night before."

487
00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:10,830
- Brother.
- What about that?

488
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:13,870
Does anyone know this Thornhill?

489
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,790
- No, not me.
- Never heard of him.

490
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,040
Professor?

491
00:39:18,220 --> 00:39:22,100
Apparently, the poor sucker got mistaken
for George Kaplan.

492
00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:25,520
How can he get mistaken for
George Kaplan when he doesn't even exist?

493
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,810
Don't ask me how it happened.
Obviously, it happened.

494
00:39:28,980 --> 00:39:32,900
Vandamm's men must have grabbed him
and tried to put him away...

495
00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:34,770
using Lester Townsend's house.

496
00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:39,490
The unsuspecting Mr. Townsend winds up
with a stray knife in his back.

497
00:39:41,410 --> 00:39:43,990
So horribly sad.
How is it I feel like laughing?

498
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:45,700
What are we going to do?

499
00:39:45,870 --> 00:39:47,000
Do?

500
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,330
About Mr. Thornhill.

501
00:39:49,450 --> 00:39:51,030
We, uh...

502
00:39:51,210 --> 00:39:52,290
We do nothing.

503
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:56,120
- Nothing?
- That's right. Nothing.

504
00:39:56,340 --> 00:40:01,180
Or we could congratulate ourselves
on a marvelous stroke of good fortune.

505
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:05,680
Our non-existent decoy, George Kaplan,
created to divert suspicion...

506
00:40:05,850 --> 00:40:09,850
from our actual agent,
has fortuitously become a live decoy.

507
00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:14,570
Yes, professor.
And how long do you think he'll stay live?

508
00:40:14,730 --> 00:40:16,480
Well, that's his problem.

509
00:40:16,650 --> 00:40:19,700
- What Mrs. Finley means, is...
- Oh, I know what she means.

510
00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:23,030
We can't sit back calmly
and wait to see who kills him first.

511
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,030
Vandamm and company or the police.

512
00:40:26,450 --> 00:40:29,960
What can we do to save him
without endangering our own agent?

513
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,750
Aren't we being just a wee bit callous?

514
00:40:32,910 --> 00:40:35,700
No, my dear woman,
we're not being callous.

515
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:40,090
We didn't invent our nonexistent man
and give him the name of George Kaplan...

516
00:40:40,260 --> 00:40:43,050
and establish elaborate
behavior patterns for him...

517
00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:45,970
and move his prop belongings
in and out of hotel rooms...

518
00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:48,390
for our own private amusement.

519
00:40:48,810 --> 00:40:50,730
We created George Kaplan...

520
00:40:50,890 --> 00:40:53,180
and labored successfully
to convince Vandamm...

521
00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:57,220
that this was our own agent hot on his
trail for a desperately important reason.

522
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,610
- Check.
- Nobody's denying that!

523
00:40:59,770 --> 00:41:01,100
Very well, then.

524
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:05,410
If we make the slightest move to suggest
there is no such agent as George Kaplan...

525
00:41:05,570 --> 00:41:08,190
give any hint to Vandamm
that he's pursuing a decoy...

526
00:41:08,370 --> 00:41:10,160
instead of our own agent...

527
00:41:10,330 --> 00:41:13,920
then our agent,
working right under Vandamm's very nose...

528
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:17,250
will immediately face suspicion,
exposure...

529
00:41:17,420 --> 00:41:19,590
and assassination.

530
00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:22,170
Like the two others who went before.

531
00:41:22,340 --> 00:41:26,760
Goodbye, Mr. Thornhill,
wherever you are.

532
00:41:31,930 --> 00:41:37,010
New York Central Railroad,
train number 25...

533
00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:40,940
the 20th Century Limited...

534
00:41:41,110 --> 00:41:45,950
due to leave at 6 p.m. For Chicago...

535
00:41:46,110 --> 00:41:52,400
- will depart from plank number 30.
- Yes. Yes, dear. I know.

536
00:41:52,580 --> 00:41:55,920
Now, listen to me, Mother, I beg you.
I called the Plaza.

537
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,200
Kaplan checked out. He went
to the hotel Ambassador East in Chicago.

538
00:41:59,380 --> 00:42:01,460
Yes, that's why I'm...

539
00:42:01,630 --> 00:42:04,180
Well, I can't go to the police.
At least not yet.

540
00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:07,050
You saw the newspapers.
My fingerprints are on the knife...

541
00:42:07,220 --> 00:42:10,430
I'm a car thief, a drunk driver,
and I murdered a man for revenge.

542
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:11,930
I wouldn't have a chance.

543
00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:16,440
And I won't have, until I find George Kaplan
who obviously knows what this is all about.

544
00:42:16,890 --> 00:42:19,350
No, dear, the train. It's safer.

545
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:23,600
Well, because there's no place to hide
on a plane if anyone should recognize me.

546
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,360
You want me to jump off a moving plane?

547
00:42:27,570 --> 00:42:31,480
Yes. Well, thank you so much, Mother.
Yeah, well, goodbye.

548
00:42:34,660 --> 00:42:37,160
Attention, please.

549
00:42:37,330 --> 00:42:43,130
New York Central Railroad,
train number 25...

550
00:42:43,300 --> 00:42:46,470
the 20th Century Limited...

551
00:42:47,340 --> 00:42:50,640
due to leave at 6 p.m.

552
00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:09,700
Yeah.

553
00:43:09,860 --> 00:43:12,480
Uh, give me a bedroom
on the 20th Century, please.

554
00:43:12,660 --> 00:43:14,040
It's leaving in five minutes.

555
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,710
- Yes, I know. Could you make it snappy?
- I think they're all sold out.

556
00:43:17,870 --> 00:43:20,580
- Sold out?
- You can always go coach.

557
00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:23,380
No, I can't do that.
What time is the next train?

558
00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:26,620
Nothing till 10. You're in a hurry, huh?

559
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,590
Well, could you call them
and see what they have?

560
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,430
Something wrong with your eyes?

561
00:43:31,590 --> 00:43:34,550
Yes, they're sensitive to questions.
Will you call them?

562
00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:36,550
Sure. Sure.

563
00:43:39,390 --> 00:43:41,300
Don't go away.

564
00:43:49,940 --> 00:43:53,440
He's at Window 15, upper level. Hurry.

565
00:43:54,620 --> 00:43:56,750
You're in luck, mister, you...

566
00:44:03,580 --> 00:44:06,040
- Ticket?
- I'm just seeing some friends off.

567
00:44:07,590 --> 00:44:10,550
Sorry, I have to know their names
before I can let you through.

568
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:11,760
Come here! Hey, come here!

569
00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:43,290
Oh.

570
00:44:44,460 --> 00:44:47,550
- Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- My fault.

571
00:44:48,130 --> 00:44:49,970
Sorry.

572
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,310
He went that way. I think he got off.

573
00:45:01,470 --> 00:45:03,300
All aboard!

574
00:45:06,860 --> 00:45:09,030
- Thank you.
- It's quite all right.

575
00:45:09,190 --> 00:45:12,660
- Seven parking tickets.
- Oh.

576
00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:33,650
- Good evening, sir. One?
- Please.

577
00:46:47,250 --> 00:46:48,500
Cocktail before dinner?

578
00:46:48,670 --> 00:46:50,920
- Yes, please. A Gibson.
- Right away.

579
00:47:00,930 --> 00:47:04,270
- Well, here we are again.
- Yes.

580
00:47:05,810 --> 00:47:08,650
- Do you recommend anything?
- The brook trout.

581
00:47:08,810 --> 00:47:10,860
A little trouty, but quite good.

582
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:12,600
Sold.

583
00:47:14,940 --> 00:47:17,400
Brook trout.

584
00:47:18,110 --> 00:47:19,770
- There you are. Thank you.
- Yes, sir.

585
00:47:32,130 --> 00:47:35,300
- I know. I look vaguely familiar.
- Yes.

586
00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:37,370
You feel you've seen me
somewhere before.

587
00:47:37,550 --> 00:47:39,140
Mm-hm.

588
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:43,720
Funny how I have that effect on people.
It's something about my face.

589
00:47:43,890 --> 00:47:46,180
It's a nice face.

590
00:47:46,350 --> 00:47:50,020
- You think so?
- I wouldn't say it if I didn't.

591
00:47:50,180 --> 00:47:53,390
- Oh, you're that type.
- What type?

592
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,100
Honest.

593
00:47:55,270 --> 00:47:56,390
Not really.

594
00:47:57,070 --> 00:48:00,820
- Good. Because honest women frighten me.
- Why?

595
00:48:00,990 --> 00:48:03,830
I don't know. Somehow,
they seem to put me at a disadvantage.

596
00:48:03,990 --> 00:48:07,250
- Because you're not honest with them?
- Exactly.

597
00:48:07,410 --> 00:48:10,500
Like that business
about the seven parking tickets?

598
00:48:10,660 --> 00:48:15,080
Well, what I mean is,
the moment I meet an attractive woman...

599
00:48:15,250 --> 00:48:18,870
I have to start pretending
I've no desire to make love to her.

600
00:48:19,210 --> 00:48:21,880
What makes you think you have
to conceal it?

601
00:48:22,050 --> 00:48:24,010
She might find the idea objectionable.

602
00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:26,180
Then again, she might not.

603
00:48:29,970 --> 00:48:32,430
Think how lucky I am
to have been seated here.

604
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,060
Oh, luck had nothing to do with it.

605
00:48:35,230 --> 00:48:36,980
Fate?

606
00:48:38,070 --> 00:48:42,110
I tipped the steward $5 to seat you here
if you should come in.

607
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,290
Is that a proposition?

608
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,450
I never discuss love
on an empty stomach.

609
00:48:52,370 --> 00:48:53,620
You've already eaten.

610
00:48:54,370 --> 00:48:55,450
But you haven't.

611
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,000
Don't you think it's time
we were introduced?

612
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:09,230
I'm Eve Kendall. I'm 26 and unmarried.

613
00:49:10,220 --> 00:49:12,430
Now you know everything.

614
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:16,520
Tell me. What do you do besides lure men
to their doom on the 20th Century Limited?

615
00:49:16,690 --> 00:49:18,900
I'm an industrial designer.

616
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:24,410
Jack Phillips. Western sales manager
for Kingby Electronics.

617
00:49:24,570 --> 00:49:28,540
No, you're not.
You're Roger Thornhill of Madison Avenue...

618
00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:31,870
and you're wanted for murder
on every front page in America.

619
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,500
And don't be so modest.

620
00:49:34,660 --> 00:49:36,120
Whoops.

621
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:38,090
Oh, don't worry.

622
00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:40,580
- I won't say a word.
- How come?

623
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,670
I told you.

624
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,050
It's a nice face.

625
00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:46,760
Is that the only reason?

626
00:49:47,470 --> 00:49:49,270
It's going to be a long night.

627
00:49:50,430 --> 00:49:51,430
True.

628
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,270
And I don't particularly like the book
I've started.

629
00:49:56,190 --> 00:49:57,360
You know what I mean?

630
00:49:58,980 --> 00:50:01,030
Let me think.

631
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,020
Yes, I know exactly what you mean.

632
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,590
There's my trademark. R.O.T.

633
00:50:21,460 --> 00:50:24,710
Roger O. Thornhill.
What does the "O" stand for?

634
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,750
Nothing.

635
00:50:49,490 --> 00:50:52,330
I'd invite you to my bedroom
if I had a bedroom.

636
00:50:52,870 --> 00:50:55,160
- A roomette?
- Nothing, not even a ticket.

637
00:50:55,330 --> 00:50:59,500
I've been playing hide-and-seek
ever since the train left New York.

638
00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:02,670
- How awkward for you.
- Yes, isn't it?

639
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:04,090
No place to sleep.

640
00:51:05,510 --> 00:51:07,680
I have a large drawing room all to myself.

641
00:51:08,510 --> 00:51:10,300
That doesn't seem quite fair, does it?

642
00:51:11,340 --> 00:51:13,300
Drawing room E.

643
00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:15,300
Car 3901.

644
00:51:16,220 --> 00:51:17,640
Such a nice number.

645
00:51:19,190 --> 00:51:20,860
It's easy to remember.

646
00:51:21,020 --> 00:51:22,820
Thirty-nine-oh-one.

647
00:51:23,730 --> 00:51:24,770
See?

648
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:27,360
No luggage.

649
00:51:31,030 --> 00:51:32,540
- So?
- Well, you wouldn't happen...

650
00:51:32,700 --> 00:51:35,250
to have an extra pair of pajamas,
would you?

651
00:51:35,410 --> 00:51:36,660
Wouldn't I?

652
00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:41,830
Incidentally, I wouldn't order any dessert
if I were you.

653
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,050
I get the message.

654
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:45,620
That isn't exactly what I meant.

655
00:51:46,130 --> 00:51:48,380
This train seems to be making
an unscheduled stop.

656
00:51:48,550 --> 00:51:52,560
And I just saw two men get out of a
police car as we pulled into the station.

657
00:51:53,220 --> 00:51:54,390
They weren't smiling.

658
00:52:16,780 --> 00:52:19,410
I think you better go out
and tell those police to hurry.

659
00:52:19,580 --> 00:52:21,170
Patience is a virtue.

660
00:52:21,330 --> 00:52:22,750
So is breathing.

661
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:25,300
Just lie still.

662
00:52:26,210 --> 00:52:27,880
Have you got any olive oil?

663
00:52:28,050 --> 00:52:29,340
Olive oil?

664
00:52:29,510 --> 00:52:32,430
I want to be packed in olive oil
if I'm gonna be a sardine.

665
00:52:34,180 --> 00:52:35,640
Come in.

666
00:52:36,850 --> 00:52:39,520
- Who are you?
- State police.

667
00:52:40,270 --> 00:52:41,600
Your name please?

668
00:52:41,770 --> 00:52:44,270
Eve Kendall. Is anything wrong?

669
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,610
There was a man at your table tonight
in the dining car.

670
00:52:47,770 --> 00:52:50,600
- Yes.
- Friend of yours?

671
00:52:50,780 --> 00:52:52,360
I never saw him before.

672
00:52:54,030 --> 00:52:55,700
Is this the man?

673
00:52:56,620 --> 00:52:59,870
Yes, I think so.
It's not a very clear picture.

674
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,960
It's a Wirephoto.
We just got it from the New York police.

675
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,120
- Police?
- He's wanted for murder.

676
00:53:06,670 --> 00:53:08,300
Good heavens, no.

677
00:53:09,050 --> 00:53:11,590
The steward said
you left the dining car together.

678
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:15,550
We might have happened to leave
at the same time, but not together.

679
00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:17,630
What did you two talk about?

680
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:19,730
Talk about?

681
00:53:20,350 --> 00:53:23,350
Your waiter said you were getting along
good with this Thornhill.

682
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,360
Is that his name? Thornhill?

683
00:53:26,060 --> 00:53:28,270
You mean, he didn't tell you?

684
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:30,610
He didn't tell me anything.

685
00:53:30,780 --> 00:53:33,990
All we did was chat
about different kinds of food...

686
00:53:34,150 --> 00:53:37,110
train travel versus plane travel,
that sort of thing.

687
00:53:37,820 --> 00:53:42,240
Rather innocuous, I must say,
considering he was a fugitive from justice.

688
00:53:42,410 --> 00:53:45,320
- Who did he kill?
- He didn't say where he was going, did he?

689
00:53:46,330 --> 00:53:49,330
No. I assumed Chicago.

690
00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:51,580
You think perhaps he got off
when you got on?

691
00:53:52,710 --> 00:53:55,080
If you happen
to catch sight of him again, Miss, uh...

692
00:53:55,260 --> 00:53:56,350
Kendall.

693
00:53:56,510 --> 00:53:58,350
Will you let us know?

694
00:53:58,930 --> 00:54:01,020
I'm going to bed
and I intend to lock my door.

695
00:54:01,180 --> 00:54:03,520
So I doubt if I'll seeing
anybody else tonight.

696
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:07,970
Well, just in case you do, we'll be in the
observation car at the rear of the train.

697
00:54:08,150 --> 00:54:09,530
It's comforting to know that.

698
00:54:11,230 --> 00:54:12,310
Good night.

699
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:15,660
Still breathing?

700
00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:18,910
Either hurry up or get me a snorkel.

701
00:54:19,070 --> 00:54:22,700
I'm looking for the can opener
I stole from the porter.

702
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,380
Hello, there.

703
00:54:29,630 --> 00:54:31,170
Hello.

704
00:54:36,630 --> 00:54:37,920
Hmm.

705
00:54:43,220 --> 00:54:45,470
Tell me, why are you so good to me?

706
00:54:46,730 --> 00:54:48,730
Shall I climb up and tell you why?

707
00:55:02,910 --> 00:55:05,870
You know, I've been thinking,
it's not safe for you...

708
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:09,000
to roam around Chicago
looking for this George Kaplan man...

709
00:55:09,170 --> 00:55:11,170
you've been telling me about.

710
00:55:11,630 --> 00:55:15,470
You'll be picked up by the police
the moment you show your face.

711
00:55:15,630 --> 00:55:17,260
Such a nice face too.

712
00:55:20,130 --> 00:55:25,220
Now, don't you think it would be a better
idea if you stayed in my hotel room...

713
00:55:25,390 --> 00:55:29,610
while I located him for you
and brought him to you?

714
00:55:29,770 --> 00:55:32,610
I can't let you get involved.
It's too dangerous.

715
00:55:33,770 --> 00:55:35,180
I'm a big girl.

716
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,020
Yeah, and in all the right places too.

717
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:46,870
You know, this is ridiculous.
You know that, don't you?

718
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:48,120
Yes.

719
00:55:48,290 --> 00:55:50,420
I mean, we've hardly met.

720
00:55:50,620 --> 00:55:52,240
That's right.

721
00:55:52,420 --> 00:55:55,090
How do I know you aren't a murderer?

722
00:55:55,250 --> 00:55:56,870
You don't.

723
00:55:57,050 --> 00:56:00,720
Maybe you're planning to murder me,
right here, tonight.

724
00:56:01,550 --> 00:56:02,810
Shall I?

725
00:56:03,970 --> 00:56:05,270
Please do.

726
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:27,830
Beats flying, doesn't it?

727
00:56:30,250 --> 00:56:31,830
We should stop.

728
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,790
Immediately.

729
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,170
I ought to know more about you.

730
00:56:36,750 --> 00:56:38,330
What more could you know?

731
00:56:41,220 --> 00:56:44,010
You're an advertising man,
that's all I know.

732
00:56:44,180 --> 00:56:45,930
That's right.

733
00:56:47,890 --> 00:56:49,940
Train's a little unsteady.

734
00:56:50,100 --> 00:56:52,020
Who isn't?

735
00:56:52,180 --> 00:56:54,180
What else do you know?

736
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:59,600
You've got taste in clothes,
taste in food...

737
00:57:01,690 --> 00:57:05,360
And taste in women. I like your flavor.

738
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:15,250
You're very clever with words.

739
00:57:15,420 --> 00:57:18,210
You can probably make them
do anything for you.

740
00:57:19,380 --> 00:57:21,630
Sell people things they don't need...

741
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:25,390
make women who don't know you
fall in love with you.

742
00:57:27,390 --> 00:57:30,270
I'm beginning to think I'm underpaid.

743
00:57:43,740 --> 00:57:45,320
Look out.

744
00:57:54,750 --> 00:57:56,340
Oh, porter.

745
00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:59,210
- Don't bother with the washroom.
- Yes, ma'am.

746
00:57:59,380 --> 00:58:02,170
By the way, I found this on the floor.
Does it belong to you?

747
00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:04,430
Yes, ma'am.
I've been looking all over for it.

748
00:58:04,590 --> 00:58:06,760
- I'll wait outside.
- Thank you.

749
00:58:23,820 --> 00:58:24,860
Thank you, porter.

750
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:26,950
Thank you, ma'am. Good night, now.

751
00:58:27,110 --> 00:58:28,770
Good night.

752
00:58:32,830 --> 00:58:35,120
Come out, come out, wherever you are.

753
00:58:40,170 --> 00:58:41,630
The porter.

754
00:58:43,590 --> 00:58:45,220
So I see.

755
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:52,420
Now...

756
00:58:53,140 --> 00:58:56,520
- where were we?
- Here.

757
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:00,810
Oh, yes.

758
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:05,280
- Nice of him to have opened the bed.
- Yes.

759
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,940
- Only one bed.
- Yes.

760
00:59:09,110 --> 00:59:11,400
That's a good omen, don't you think?

761
00:59:11,570 --> 00:59:13,320
Wonderful.

762
00:59:14,330 --> 00:59:16,920
- Do you know what that means?
- Mm-hm.

763
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:18,630
What? Tell me.

764
00:59:19,330 --> 00:59:22,450
It means you're going
to sleep on the floor.

765
00:59:43,860 --> 00:59:46,610
A message from the lady in 3901.

766
01:00:29,820 --> 01:00:32,570
- You keep walking. I'll catch up.
- Yes, ma'am.

767
01:00:34,070 --> 01:00:38,320
- Anything to report, Miss Kendall?
- Why, yes. I had a fine night's sleep.

768
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:41,540
No, I mean, have you seen the man
we're looking for?

769
01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:45,250
- Mr. Thornycroft?
- Thornhill.

770
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:49,300
No, no. I'm awfully sorry.

771
01:00:49,460 --> 01:00:51,540
But good luck to you both.

772
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:59,420
- How are we doing?
- Oh, I may collapse at any moment.

773
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:01,980
Not yet.
First we have to run the gauntlet. Look.

774
01:01:02,140 --> 01:01:03,260
Hmm?

775
01:01:08,270 --> 01:01:12,100
I'm accustomed to having a load on,
but what have you got in these bags?

776
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:15,030
- Bowling balls, naturally.
- Oh, naturally.

777
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:19,450
- Which one of these has my suit in it?
- The small one underneath your right arm.

778
01:01:19,620 --> 01:01:22,120
Oh, thanks. That ought to do the suit
a lot of good.

779
01:01:22,290 --> 01:01:24,710
I'm sure Mr. Kaplan
won't mind a few wrinkles.

780
01:01:24,870 --> 01:01:27,450
Yeah, if he's still there. What time is it?

781
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:28,880
Nine-ten.

782
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,790
Nine-ten? Well, he may have left
his hotel room by now.

783
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:34,630
I'll call him for you
as soon as we get inside the station.

784
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,300
No thank you, I can do it.

785
01:01:36,470 --> 01:01:39,850
A redcap in a phone booth?
Slightly suspicious.

786
01:01:40,010 --> 01:01:43,140
I, uh... Well, all right. What are
you gonna tell him? Do you know that?

787
01:01:43,310 --> 01:01:47,480
Mm-hm. You want to see him right away.
Terribly urgent. Matter of life and death.

788
01:01:47,650 --> 01:01:49,820
- Mm-hm. Right.
- No explanations.

789
01:01:49,980 --> 01:01:52,390
While I'm calling,
you can change your clothes.

790
01:01:52,570 --> 01:01:55,990
Where do you propose I do that?
In Marshall Field's window?

791
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,580
I sort of had the men's room in mind.

792
01:01:58,740 --> 01:02:00,490
Did you, now?

793
01:02:00,990 --> 01:02:04,490
You're the smartest girl
I ever spent the night with on a train.

794
01:02:16,180 --> 01:02:17,850
I think we made it.

795
01:02:21,510 --> 01:02:22,550
Where did he go?

796
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:24,510
- Which way did he go?
- Where did he go?

797
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:27,050
I don't know. He took my clothes.
And went that way.

798
01:02:27,230 --> 01:02:28,360
Come on.

799
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:11,380
Departing at 10 a.m.,
Chicago daylight time...

800
01:04:11,540 --> 01:04:14,250
for Michigan City.

801
01:04:36,770 --> 01:04:39,440
Now ready on track number six.

802
01:04:43,820 --> 01:04:45,110
Well, what took you so long?

803
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:48,450
Well, I have a big face, small razor.
Tell me, did you get Kaplan?

804
01:04:48,620 --> 01:04:50,960
- Yes.
- Fine. What did he say?

805
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:54,160
Well, he'll see you, but not at the hotel
under any circumstances.

806
01:04:54,330 --> 01:04:56,660
- He'll see you on the outside.
- Well, where? When?

807
01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:59,090
- I've got it all written down for you.
- Thanks.

808
01:04:59,250 --> 01:05:01,540
Take the Greyhound bus
that leaves Chicago...

809
01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:07,720
for Indianapolis at 2 and ask the driver
to let you off at Prairie Stop, Highway 41.

810
01:05:07,890 --> 01:05:10,020
Prairie Stop, Highway 41. Good.

811
01:05:10,180 --> 01:05:12,510
It's about an hour-and-a-half's drive
from Chicago.

812
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:13,720
Fine. I'll rent a car.

813
01:05:13,890 --> 01:05:18,390
No car. Mr. Kaplan said bus.
He wants to be sure you're alone.

814
01:05:18,570 --> 01:05:21,070
All right. What'll I do when I get there?

815
01:05:21,230 --> 01:05:23,610
Just wait beside the road.
He'll be there at 3:30.

816
01:05:23,780 --> 01:05:25,780
- Well, how will I know him?
- He'll know you.

817
01:05:25,950 --> 01:05:29,580
- You made the Chicago papers too.
- Oh, yes.

818
01:05:29,740 --> 01:05:31,860
Have you got your watch set
for Central time?

819
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:34,040
Yes, I did that. Thanks.

820
01:05:34,870 --> 01:05:37,700
- What's the matter?
- Matter?

821
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:40,170
Yes, you seem... I don't know.
You seem tense.

822
01:05:40,340 --> 01:05:43,220
You know, you better go before the police
run out of redcaps.

823
01:05:43,380 --> 01:05:45,920
We'll see each other again, won't we?

824
01:05:46,090 --> 01:05:47,840
Sometime, I'm sure.

825
01:05:48,890 --> 01:05:51,310
I never had a moment
to thank you properly.

826
01:05:51,470 --> 01:05:54,680
- Please go.
- Yes, but... But where will I find you?

827
01:05:54,850 --> 01:05:56,640
I've gotta pick up my bags now.

828
01:05:56,810 --> 01:05:59,890
Oh, yes. Well, these are the checks
for the large cases.

829
01:06:00,070 --> 01:06:01,400
Wait a minute.

830
01:06:02,070 --> 01:06:03,820
Please.

831
01:06:04,900 --> 01:06:06,730
They're coming.

832
01:10:29,790 --> 01:10:31,410
Hi.

833
01:10:33,590 --> 01:10:36,300
- Hot day.
- Seen worse.

834
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:40,850
Are you supposed
to be meeting someone here?

835
01:10:41,010 --> 01:10:44,680
- Waiting for the bus. Due any minute.
- Oh.

836
01:10:45,350 --> 01:10:48,770
Some of them crop-duster pilots get rich,
if they live long enough.

837
01:10:49,850 --> 01:10:51,390
Yeah.

838
01:10:51,940 --> 01:10:55,200
And, uh, then your name isn't Kaplan?

839
01:10:55,860 --> 01:10:58,160
Can't say it is, because it ain't.

840
01:10:58,860 --> 01:11:01,440
Here she comes. Right on time.

841
01:11:04,740 --> 01:11:06,740
- That's funny.
- What?

842
01:11:06,910 --> 01:11:09,660
That plane's dusting crops
where there ain't no crops.

843
01:15:03,320 --> 01:15:06,700
Get out of here!
The other tank may blow!

844
01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:18,620
What happened?

845
01:15:42,310 --> 01:15:44,100
Hey!

846
01:15:44,730 --> 01:15:46,480
Come back! Hey!

847
01:15:46,650 --> 01:15:51,070
Come back! Come back! Hey!

848
01:16:39,330 --> 01:16:40,500
- Yes?
- Uh...

849
01:16:40,660 --> 01:16:43,870
Could you let me have
Mr. George Kaplan's room number, please?

850
01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:45,330
- Kaplan?
- Yeah.

851
01:16:45,500 --> 01:16:48,210
I think he checked out.

852
01:16:48,380 --> 01:16:50,220
- He checked out?
- That's right.

853
01:16:50,380 --> 01:16:52,380
He checked out at 7:10 this morning.

854
01:16:52,550 --> 01:16:56,220
- Seven-ten? Are you sure?
- Yes. He left a forwarding address.

855
01:16:56,390 --> 01:16:59,350
Hotel Sheraton-Johnson,
Rapid City, South Dakota.

856
01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:01,310
Seven-ten?

857
01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:04,070
Well, then how come I got a message
from him at 9...?

858
01:17:04,230 --> 01:17:05,730
What's that?

859
01:17:08,820 --> 01:17:10,530
Nothing. Nothing.

860
01:17:38,260 --> 01:17:40,260
Sorry to bother you again.

861
01:17:40,430 --> 01:17:43,300
Miss Eve Kendall is expecting me.
She's in room four-something.

862
01:17:43,480 --> 01:17:46,110
I've forgotten the number.
Would you mind?

863
01:17:55,610 --> 01:17:58,440
- She's in 463.
- Oh, yes, that's right. Thanks.

864
01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:25,970
Hello.

865
01:18:32,190 --> 01:18:33,230
Surprised?

866
01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:35,320
Yes.

867
01:18:36,490 --> 01:18:38,280
No getting rid of me, is there?

868
01:18:50,290 --> 01:18:52,330
I could use a drink.

869
01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:57,390
- I have some Scotch.
- With water. No ice.

870
01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:07,900
How did it go today?

871
01:19:10,940 --> 01:19:14,780
- The meeting with Kaplan?
- Uh-huh.

872
01:19:15,030 --> 01:19:16,950
He didn't show up.

873
01:19:17,780 --> 01:19:19,200
Oh?

874
01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:21,030
It's funny, isn't it?

875
01:19:21,530 --> 01:19:22,530
Why funny?

876
01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:28,420
Oh, after all those involved and explicit
directions he gave you on the phone.

877
01:19:29,080 --> 01:19:33,450
- Maybe I copied them down wrong.
- I don't think you got them wrong.

878
01:19:33,630 --> 01:19:37,130
I think you sent me to the right place,
all right.

879
01:19:38,420 --> 01:19:41,300
Why don't you call him back again
and see what happened?

880
01:19:41,470 --> 01:19:45,560
I did. He checked out.
Went to South Dakota.

881
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:47,510
South Dakota?

882
01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:49,550
Rapid City.

883
01:19:50,900 --> 01:19:52,650
Well, what are you going to do next?

884
01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:55,060
I haven't made my mind up yet.

885
01:19:55,570 --> 01:19:57,820
It may depend on you.

886
01:19:58,990 --> 01:20:01,830
- On me?
- Sure.

887
01:20:02,620 --> 01:20:05,120
You're my little helper, aren't you?

888
01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:10,240
Thank you. To us.
To a long and lasting friendship.

889
01:20:10,410 --> 01:20:15,120
Meaning, from now on, I'm not going
to let you out of my sight, sweetheart.

890
01:20:15,290 --> 01:20:17,330
I'm afraid you'll have to.

891
01:20:17,510 --> 01:20:21,010
- Oh, no.
- I do have plans of my own, you know?

892
01:20:21,180 --> 01:20:22,930
And you do have problems.

893
01:20:23,090 --> 01:20:28,090
Well, wouldn't it be nice if my problems
and your plans were somehow connected?

894
01:20:28,270 --> 01:20:30,560
Then we could always stay close
to each other...

895
01:20:30,730 --> 01:20:32,980
and not have to go off
in separate directions.

896
01:20:33,150 --> 01:20:35,860
Togetherness. You know what I mean?

897
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:41,740
Go ahead, it can't be for me.

898
01:20:49,330 --> 01:20:50,830
Hello?

899
01:20:51,290 --> 01:20:52,710
Yes.

900
01:20:52,870 --> 01:20:55,200
No, not yet. I'm not ready.

901
01:20:55,670 --> 01:21:00,380
What time?
I'll meet you. What's the address?

902
01:21:03,130 --> 01:21:05,630
Yes. Goodbye.

903
01:21:07,970 --> 01:21:09,380
Business?

904
01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:12,810
- Yes.
- Industrial-designing business?

905
01:21:12,980 --> 01:21:14,610
Mm-hm.

906
01:21:16,310 --> 01:21:20,770
All work and no play? A girl like you
should be enjoying herself this evening...

907
01:21:20,940 --> 01:21:24,320
instead of taking phone calls
from clients.

908
01:21:25,490 --> 01:21:27,870
What about having dinner with me?

909
01:21:28,030 --> 01:21:32,740
- You can't afford to be seen anyplace.
- Well, let's have it up here. Nice and cozy.

910
01:21:32,910 --> 01:21:34,660
No, I...

911
01:21:35,330 --> 01:21:36,950
I can't.

912
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,870
I insist.

913
01:21:41,170 --> 01:21:43,670
I want you to do a favor for me.

914
01:21:44,220 --> 01:21:46,310
- A big, big favor.
- Name it.

915
01:21:47,510 --> 01:21:49,300
I want you to leave right now.

916
01:21:50,100 --> 01:21:52,770
Stay far away from me
and don't come near me again.

917
01:21:56,190 --> 01:21:57,940
We're not going to get involved.

918
01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:01,190
Last night was last night
and that's all there was.

919
01:22:01,780 --> 01:22:05,030
That's all there is. There isn't going
to be anything more between us.

920
01:22:05,780 --> 01:22:07,580
So, please...

921
01:22:07,740 --> 01:22:08,790
Goodbye.

922
01:22:08,950 --> 01:22:11,710
Good luck. No conversation. Just leave.

923
01:22:12,370 --> 01:22:15,330
- Right away?
- Yes.

924
01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:16,880
No questions asked?

925
01:22:17,290 --> 01:22:18,330
Yes.

926
01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:22,210
- No, I can't do that.
- Please.

927
01:22:23,050 --> 01:22:24,890
- After dinner.
- Now.

928
01:22:25,470 --> 01:22:27,720
After dinner. Fair is fair.

929
01:22:29,550 --> 01:22:31,220
All right.

930
01:22:31,390 --> 01:22:33,440
On one condition.

931
01:22:34,020 --> 01:22:37,690
That you let the hotel valet
do something with this suit first.

932
01:22:37,850 --> 01:22:40,060
You belong in the stockyards
looking like that.

933
01:22:40,230 --> 01:22:41,930
Okay.

934
01:22:43,070 --> 01:22:44,950
There's the phone.

935
01:22:49,410 --> 01:22:52,160
Hello. Valet service, please.

936
01:22:55,910 --> 01:22:57,570
Hello, valet?

937
01:22:58,710 --> 01:23:02,130
- Oh, this is r... Where are we?
- Four sixty-three.

938
01:23:02,290 --> 01:23:04,080
Room 463.

939
01:23:04,260 --> 01:23:06,680
How quickly can you get a suit
sponged and pressed?

940
01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:08,590
Yes, fast.

941
01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:13,270
Twenty minutes? Fine. Okay, 463.

942
01:23:15,930 --> 01:23:17,340
He'll be right up.

943
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:19,820
Better take your things off.

944
01:23:22,650 --> 01:23:25,990
Now, what could a man do
with his clothes off for 20 minutes?

945
01:23:26,150 --> 01:23:27,690
Couldn't he have taken an hour?

946
01:23:27,860 --> 01:23:29,820
You could always take a cold shower.

947
01:23:29,990 --> 01:23:31,740
That's right.

948
01:23:32,620 --> 01:23:36,120
You know, when I was a little boy,
I wouldn't even let my mother undress me.

949
01:23:36,290 --> 01:23:39,000
- You're a big boy now.
- Yes.

950
01:23:42,170 --> 01:23:46,130
Tell me, how does a girl like you
get to be a girl like you?

951
01:23:47,470 --> 01:23:48,800
Lucky, I guess.

952
01:23:49,300 --> 01:23:53,640
Oh, not lucky. Naughty. Wicked.
Up to no good. Ever kill anyone?

953
01:23:55,220 --> 01:23:58,550
Because I bet you could tease a man
to death without half-trying.

954
01:23:58,730 --> 01:24:00,440
So stop trying, huh?

955
01:24:10,990 --> 01:24:12,990
Be with you in a minute.

956
01:24:16,830 --> 01:24:19,880
- Huh?
- Trousers, please.

957
01:24:20,540 --> 01:24:22,130
There you are.

958
01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:28,680
Thank you.

959
01:24:29,340 --> 01:24:32,010
I think I'll take that
cold shower after all.

960
01:24:32,180 --> 01:24:33,350
Good.

961
01:25:44,120 --> 01:25:46,790
This magnificent pair
of Louis XVI fauteuils.

962
01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:50,590
Original gilt finish.
Upholstered in pure silk damask.

963
01:25:50,750 --> 01:25:53,710
How much may I say to start?
What am I bid?

964
01:25:53,880 --> 01:25:56,750
- One hundred.
- One hundred is bid. Thank you.

965
01:25:56,930 --> 01:25:59,390
One-fifty is bid here. Say the 200?

966
01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:00,770
Thank you, 200 is bid.

967
01:26:00,930 --> 01:26:06,010
Say the 300? I have 300.
Four hundred by the little lady.

968
01:26:06,190 --> 01:26:07,230
Thank you, sir.

969
01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:09,740
Four-fifty is bid for the pair.
Can I hear 500?

970
01:26:09,900 --> 01:26:11,450
Will you say 500?

971
01:26:11,610 --> 01:26:13,530
Can I say the 500?

972
01:26:13,690 --> 01:26:15,610
Fair warning and last call.

973
01:26:15,780 --> 01:26:20,290
Sold to Mr. Stone, second row.
Four hundred and fifty dollars.

974
01:26:24,370 --> 01:26:27,200
And now lot number 103.

975
01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:29,710
This lovely Aubusson settee.

976
01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:33,680
In excellent condition.
Please start the bidding.

977
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:35,470
How much?

978
01:26:35,630 --> 01:26:39,550
Eight hundred is offered, thank you.
Eight hundred is bid. Say the nine? Go 900?

979
01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:42,140
Nine hundred is bid.
Now, who'll say 1,000?

980
01:26:42,810 --> 01:26:46,150
One thousand, thank you.
One thousand at 1,000. Say 1,100?

981
01:26:46,310 --> 01:26:50,730
- Can I hear 1,100? Selling at $1,000.
- The three of you together.

982
01:26:50,900 --> 01:26:53,860
Now, that's a picture
only Charles Addams could draw.

983
01:26:54,030 --> 01:26:55,660
Good evening, Mr. Kaplan.

984
01:26:55,820 --> 01:26:58,910
Before we start calling
each other names, you better tell me yours.

985
01:26:59,070 --> 01:27:01,990
- I haven't had the pleasure.
- You disappoint me, sir.

986
01:27:02,700 --> 01:27:04,530
I was just going to say that to her.

987
01:27:04,700 --> 01:27:07,570
I've always understood
you were a shrewd fellow at your job.

988
01:27:07,750 --> 01:27:10,590
What possessed you
to come blundering in here like this?

989
01:27:10,750 --> 01:27:12,960
Could it be an overpowering interest
in art?

990
01:27:13,130 --> 01:27:15,840
Yes. The art of survival.

991
01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:19,170
Well, have you poured
any good drunks lately?

992
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:22,430
- One hundred dollars.
- He followed me here from the hotel.

993
01:27:23,510 --> 01:27:25,220
He was in your room?

994
01:27:25,390 --> 01:27:26,930
Sure, isn't everybody?

995
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:29,940
One hundred and fifty. Thank you.
Now, say the two.

996
01:27:30,100 --> 01:27:32,060
Do I hear two? Two hundred, thank you.

997
01:27:32,230 --> 01:27:35,190
Now the three. Do I hear three?
Three hundred, anyone?

998
01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:38,950
Three hundred, thank you. Now, the four.
Do I hear four? Four hundred, anyone?

999
01:27:39,660 --> 01:27:43,580
Four hundred is bid. Say the five?
I have 400. I have 400.

1000
01:27:43,740 --> 01:27:47,490
I didn't realize you were an art collector.
I thought you just collected corpses.

1001
01:27:48,710 --> 01:27:51,500
- Five hundred.
- Five hundred, thank you.

1002
01:27:51,670 --> 01:27:54,590
I'll bet you paid plenty
for this little piece of sculpture.

1003
01:27:54,750 --> 01:27:57,210
- Now the seven. Seven hundred?
- Seven hundred.

1004
01:27:57,630 --> 01:28:00,000
She's worth every dollar of it,
take it from me.

1005
01:28:00,970 --> 01:28:03,060
Now, she puts her heart into her work.

1006
01:28:03,220 --> 01:28:05,680
In fact, her whole body.

1007
01:28:05,850 --> 01:28:08,060
Sold to Mr. Vandamm at 700.

1008
01:28:08,640 --> 01:28:13,720
- Number 106 for your pleasure.
- Oh, Mr. Vandamm.

1009
01:28:13,900 --> 01:28:17,610
Has anyone ever told you that you overplay
your various roles rather severely...

1010
01:28:17,780 --> 01:28:19,070
Mr. Kaplan?

1011
01:28:19,240 --> 01:28:21,450
First, you're the outraged
Madison Avenue man...

1012
01:28:21,610 --> 01:28:23,900
who claims he's been mistaken
for someone else.

1013
01:28:24,410 --> 01:28:25,910
Then, you play the fugitive...

1014
01:28:26,080 --> 01:28:29,580
supposedly trying to clear his name
of a crime he knows he didn't commit.

1015
01:28:29,750 --> 01:28:34,500
Now you play the peevish lover,
stung by jealousy and betrayal.

1016
01:28:35,290 --> 01:28:38,170
It seems you fellows could stand
less training from the FBI...

1017
01:28:38,340 --> 01:28:41,300
- and more from the Actors Studio.
Three-fifty I have.

1018
01:28:41,470 --> 01:28:45,100
Apparently, the only performance
that'll satisfy you is when I play dead.

1019
01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:48,440
Your very next role.
You'll be quite convincing, I assure you.

1020
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:52,060
Don't lose it for $25.
Thank you. Three-seventy-five is bid.

1021
01:28:52,230 --> 01:28:54,270
I have 375, go the 400.

1022
01:28:54,440 --> 01:28:56,900
Three-seventy-five, go four?
Four hundred is bid.

1023
01:28:57,070 --> 01:29:01,410
I wonder what subtle form of manslaughter
is next on the program.

1024
01:29:01,570 --> 01:29:03,990
Am I to be dropped
into a vat of molten steel...

1025
01:29:04,160 --> 01:29:06,830
and become part of a new skyscraper?

1026
01:29:06,990 --> 01:29:11,870
Or are you going to ask this female
to kiss me again and poison me to death?

1027
01:29:12,040 --> 01:29:14,210
We offer catalog number 107.

1028
01:29:14,380 --> 01:29:18,630
Who are you kidding?
You have no feelings to hurt.

1029
01:29:21,970 --> 01:29:24,720
How much to start the bidding
on this collector's porcelain?

1030
01:29:24,890 --> 01:29:26,060
Please start the bidding.

1031
01:29:26,220 --> 01:29:28,270
Kaplan, we've had just about enough
of you.

1032
01:29:28,430 --> 01:29:30,390
Then, why don't you send for the police?

1033
01:29:32,100 --> 01:29:35,560
That's the last thing you'd want, isn't it?
Me in the hands of the police.

1034
01:29:35,730 --> 01:29:37,780
There's something I might tell them.

1035
01:29:37,940 --> 01:29:40,650
That's the reason you had this one
hustle me on the train.

1036
01:29:40,820 --> 01:29:44,660
Something seems to tell me I've got a
better chance if I go to the police.

1037
01:29:46,240 --> 01:29:48,580
Good night, sweetheart.
Don't think it wasn't nice.

1038
01:29:48,740 --> 01:29:53,660
Say the 12. Twelve hundred dollars
there. Twelve hundred is bid. Say 1300?

1039
01:29:53,960 --> 01:29:55,750
May I hear 1300?

1040
01:29:55,920 --> 01:29:58,760
They're selling at 1200.
Do I hear 1300, please?

1041
01:29:59,670 --> 01:30:01,470
Last call.

1042
01:30:01,630 --> 01:30:05,390
Sold. Twelve hundred dollars. Thank you.

1043
01:30:11,310 --> 01:30:13,600
And now catalog number 109.

1044
01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:18,440
This superb example
of this early 17th century master.

1045
01:30:18,610 --> 01:30:20,860
It will enhance any collection of fine art.

1046
01:30:21,530 --> 01:30:24,660
What is your pleasure?
How much to start?

1047
01:30:24,820 --> 01:30:28,370
- One thousand dollars.
- One thousand is bid.

1048
01:30:28,530 --> 01:30:31,530
Twelve-fifty I have. Now, 1500.

1049
01:30:32,240 --> 01:30:35,280
Fifteen hundred is bid. Thank you.
Seventeen-fifty?

1050
01:30:37,210 --> 01:30:39,460
- I have 1750.
- Two thousand dollars.

1051
01:30:39,630 --> 01:30:44,050
Two thousand is bid. I have 2000.
Do I hear 2500?

1052
01:30:44,210 --> 01:30:46,330
Twenty-five hundred, anyone?

1053
01:30:46,510 --> 01:30:47,550
Twenty-two-fifty once.

1054
01:30:49,260 --> 01:30:51,050
Twenty-two-fifty twice.

1055
01:30:51,220 --> 01:30:54,180
- Last call.
- Fifteen hundred.

1056
01:30:55,100 --> 01:30:59,320
- Well, the bid is already up to 2250, sir.
- I still say 1,500.

1057
01:31:01,650 --> 01:31:05,820
I have 2250. Do I hear 25?

1058
01:31:05,990 --> 01:31:09,700
- Twenty-two-fifty once, 2250 twice.
- Twelve hundred.

1059
01:31:09,870 --> 01:31:14,370
- Sold for 2250. And now...
- Twenty-two-fifty for that chromo?

1060
01:31:18,870 --> 01:31:21,240
Number 110 in the catalog.

1061
01:31:21,670 --> 01:31:24,880
A Louis XV carved
and gilded lit de repos.

1062
01:31:25,050 --> 01:31:27,970
Would somebody start the bidding
at $750, please?

1063
01:31:28,130 --> 01:31:30,880
How do we know it's not a fake?
It looks like a fake.

1064
01:31:34,260 --> 01:31:38,550
Well, one thing we know:
You're no fake. You're a genuine idiot.

1065
01:31:38,730 --> 01:31:40,270
Thank you.

1066
01:31:40,440 --> 01:31:42,860
I wonder if I could respectfully ask
the gentleman...

1067
01:31:43,020 --> 01:31:45,100
to get into the spirit
of the proceedings.

1068
01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:46,860
All right. I'll start it at 8.

1069
01:31:47,990 --> 01:31:50,950
Eight hundred. Thank you. Nine hundred?

1070
01:31:51,620 --> 01:31:54,620
- One thousand is bid. Go 12?
- Eleven.

1071
01:31:55,120 --> 01:31:58,120
Eleven is bid. Thank you. Go 12.

1072
01:31:58,290 --> 01:32:01,800
I have 11. Go 12. Who'll say 12?

1073
01:32:01,960 --> 01:32:04,170
Eleven once. Who'll say 12?

1074
01:32:04,340 --> 01:32:06,970
Eleven twice. Twelve, thank you.

1075
01:32:07,130 --> 01:32:10,350
Twelve is bid. I have 12. Go 13.
Who'll say 13?

1076
01:32:10,510 --> 01:32:11,640
Thirteen dollars.

1077
01:32:14,300 --> 01:32:15,760
You mean 1300, sir.

1078
01:32:16,810 --> 01:32:19,480
No, no, no, I mean $13.
That's more than it's worth.

1079
01:32:22,230 --> 01:32:23,610
I...

1080
01:32:23,770 --> 01:32:27,770
I have 1200. Go 13. Who'll say 13?

1081
01:32:28,360 --> 01:32:30,240
Who'll say 1250?

1082
01:32:32,490 --> 01:32:35,450
Twelve hundred once, 1200 twice.

1083
01:32:35,620 --> 01:32:37,830
- Last call. Twelve hundred.
- Two thousand.

1084
01:32:41,370 --> 01:32:42,410
Two thousand?

1085
01:32:44,500 --> 01:32:45,500
Twenty-one hundred.

1086
01:32:46,960 --> 01:32:48,370
I'm sorry, sir, but we can't...

1087
01:32:48,550 --> 01:32:50,970
- Make it 2500.
- Ask him to leave.

1088
01:32:55,720 --> 01:32:59,760
- Would the gentleman please cooperate?
- The last bid was 1200.

1089
01:32:59,930 --> 01:33:03,350
Twenty-five hundred.
My money's as good as anybody's.

1090
01:33:03,850 --> 01:33:06,180
- Well, isn't it? Isn't it?
- I have...

1091
01:33:06,360 --> 01:33:08,700
- What was it?
- Twelve hundred.

1092
01:33:08,860 --> 01:33:12,120
I have 1200 once, 1200 twice.

1093
01:33:12,280 --> 01:33:15,700
- Three thousand.
- Sold for 1200.

1094
01:33:18,080 --> 01:33:21,210
- I'm not gonna let you get away with that.
- You'd better leave, sir.

1095
01:33:21,370 --> 01:33:23,530
No, you take your hands off me
or I'll sue you.

1096
01:33:38,060 --> 01:33:40,350
- What took you so long?
- Let's take a little walk.

1097
01:33:40,520 --> 01:33:42,730
- Get moving.
- I haven't finished bidding yet.

1098
01:33:42,890 --> 01:33:45,560
Three thousand. I bid 3000.

1099
01:33:45,730 --> 01:33:48,490
I'm sorry, old man. Too bad. Keep trying.

1100
01:33:49,730 --> 01:33:51,730
Not so rough.

1101
01:33:59,700 --> 01:34:01,860
- Handle with care, fellas.
- In there.

1102
01:34:02,040 --> 01:34:04,420
- I'm valuable property.
- In.

1103
01:34:07,920 --> 01:34:12,050
Well, I want to thank you for saving my
life. Thank you, my friend. Thank you.

1104
01:34:12,210 --> 01:34:14,580
Save it for the station house.

1105
01:34:18,930 --> 01:34:21,520
Well, let's have some smiles
and good cheer.

1106
01:34:21,680 --> 01:34:25,600
You're about to become heroes.
Don't you know who I am?

1107
01:34:25,770 --> 01:34:29,690
We'll find out as soon as we book you
for being drunk and disorderly.

1108
01:34:29,860 --> 01:34:33,200
Drunk and disorderly? That's chicken feed.
You've hit the jackpot.

1109
01:34:33,360 --> 01:34:37,870
Chicago police capture
United Nations killer.

1110
01:34:38,030 --> 01:34:39,980
My name is Roger Thornhill.

1111
01:34:40,490 --> 01:34:41,950
Here.

1112
01:34:45,460 --> 01:34:48,460
- It's him.
- That's right. Congratulations, man.

1113
01:34:49,170 --> 01:34:50,210
Yeah.

1114
01:34:50,380 --> 01:34:52,630
This is 1055. Sergeant Flamm.

1115
01:34:52,800 --> 01:34:57,010
We've got a man here who answers
to the description of Thornhill, Roger.

1116
01:34:57,180 --> 01:34:58,850
Code 76.

1117
01:34:59,010 --> 01:35:02,980
Wanted by NYPD. Positive ID.

1118
01:35:03,640 --> 01:35:05,150
Absolutely. No question.

1119
01:35:07,020 --> 01:35:10,230
Michigan Avenue.
Proceeding north to 42nd precinct.

1120
01:35:13,360 --> 01:35:14,950
What?

1121
01:35:16,360 --> 01:35:17,400
Come again?

1122
01:35:20,030 --> 01:35:21,610
Are you sure?

1123
01:35:22,660 --> 01:35:24,370
Okay. Right.

1124
01:35:24,540 --> 01:35:26,040
Yeah, I got it.

1125
01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:28,580
One-oh-five-five, off and clear.

1126
01:35:30,540 --> 01:35:32,660
- Where are we going?
- Airport.

1127
01:35:33,340 --> 01:35:35,630
- For what?
- Orders.

1128
01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:38,010
Airport? I don't wanna be taken
to an airport.

1129
01:35:38,180 --> 01:35:42,020
- I want to be taken to police headquarters.
- You do, huh?

1130
01:35:42,180 --> 01:35:43,850
Why do you think I sent for you?

1131
01:35:44,010 --> 01:35:46,930
How about this guy, Charlie?
He sent for us.

1132
01:35:47,100 --> 01:35:48,940
- Sit back.
- Didn't you hear what I said?

1133
01:35:49,100 --> 01:35:52,220
I want to be taken to police headquarters.
I'm a dangerous assassin.

1134
01:35:52,400 --> 01:35:56,530
- I'm a mad killer on the loose.
- You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

1135
01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:23,880
They said right here.

1136
01:36:24,050 --> 01:36:27,380
Does anyone mind if I sit down?
I've been running all day.

1137
01:36:38,570 --> 01:36:41,700
Thought I'd never make it.
Getting too old for this kind of work.

1138
01:36:42,280 --> 01:36:43,660
All right, men. Thank you.

1139
01:36:44,240 --> 01:36:46,070
- This way, Mr. Thornhill.
- Wait a minute.

1140
01:36:46,240 --> 01:36:49,700
We haven't much time.
Yeah, this way is more private.

1141
01:36:53,420 --> 01:36:57,380
- I don't think I caught your name.
- I don't think I pitched it.

1142
01:36:57,920 --> 01:37:00,420
You're police, aren't you? Or is it FBI?

1143
01:37:00,590 --> 01:37:02,390
FBI, CIA, ONI.

1144
01:37:02,550 --> 01:37:04,880
- We're all in the same alphabet soup.
- Really?

1145
01:37:05,050 --> 01:37:09,010
You can stick this in your alphabet soup.
I had nothing to do with that killing.

1146
01:37:09,180 --> 01:37:11,300
- We know that.
- You know it?

1147
01:37:11,480 --> 01:37:14,150
Then why did you let the police
chase me all over the map?

1148
01:37:14,310 --> 01:37:18,390
We never interfere with the police,
unless absolutely necessary.

1149
01:37:18,570 --> 01:37:20,950
- It's become necessary.
- Oh, I see.

1150
01:37:21,110 --> 01:37:23,230
Well, then, I take it
I'm going to be cleared.

1151
01:37:23,410 --> 01:37:26,410
I do wish you'd walk faster, Mr. Thornhill.
We'll miss the plane.

1152
01:37:26,580 --> 01:37:28,660
Where are we going?
New York or Washington?

1153
01:37:28,830 --> 01:37:31,080
Rapid City, South Dakota.

1154
01:37:31,250 --> 01:37:34,750
- Rapid City? What for?
- It's near Mount Rushmore.

1155
01:37:34,920 --> 01:37:36,800
No, thank you.
I've seen Mount Rushmore.

1156
01:37:36,960 --> 01:37:39,590
So has your friend Mr. Vandamm.

1157
01:37:39,960 --> 01:37:41,710
Vandamm?

1158
01:37:41,880 --> 01:37:44,630
A rather formidable
kind of gentleman, eh?

1159
01:37:44,800 --> 01:37:47,090
What about that treacherous little tramp
with him?

1160
01:37:47,260 --> 01:37:48,510
- Miss Kendall?
- Yeah.

1161
01:37:48,680 --> 01:37:51,020
His mistress. We know all about her.

1162
01:37:52,520 --> 01:37:54,480
Tell me, what's Vandamm up to?

1163
01:37:54,640 --> 01:37:57,520
Oh, you could say he's a sort
of importer-exporter.

1164
01:37:57,690 --> 01:37:59,030
Of what?

1165
01:37:59,190 --> 01:38:01,990
Oh. Government secrets, perhaps.

1166
01:38:02,570 --> 01:38:04,320
Well, then why don't you grab him?

1167
01:38:04,490 --> 01:38:07,330
There's still too much we don't know
about his organization.

1168
01:38:07,490 --> 01:38:08,830
Oh, I see.

1169
01:38:08,990 --> 01:38:11,240
What's all this got to do
with Mount Rushmore?

1170
01:38:11,410 --> 01:38:13,740
Well, Vandamm has a place near there.

1171
01:38:13,910 --> 01:38:17,240
We think it's his jumping-off point
to leave the country tomorrow night.

1172
01:38:17,420 --> 01:38:19,840
- Are you gonna stop him?
- No.

1173
01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:21,830
Well, then what are we going there for?

1174
01:38:22,010 --> 01:38:24,010
To set his mind at ease
about George Kaplan.

1175
01:38:25,760 --> 01:38:28,510
Oh, you, huh?
You're George Kaplan, aren't you?

1176
01:38:28,680 --> 01:38:31,850
Oh, no, Mr. Thornhill.
There is no such person as George Kaplan.

1177
01:38:32,020 --> 01:38:33,900
What do you mean? I've been in his room.

1178
01:38:34,060 --> 01:38:36,980
I've tried on his clothes.
He's got short sleeves and dandruff.

1179
01:38:37,150 --> 01:38:39,860
Believe me, Mr. Thornhill,
he doesn't exist.

1180
01:38:40,020 --> 01:38:45,940
Which is why I'm gonna have to ask you
to go on being him for the next 24 hours.

1181
01:38:46,110 --> 01:38:48,520
Come on. We'll discuss it on the plane.

1182
01:39:09,890 --> 01:39:14,140
Now, look. You started this decoy business
without me, you finish it without me.

1183
01:39:14,310 --> 01:39:16,400
We might have
if you hadn't stumbled into it.

1184
01:39:16,560 --> 01:39:20,230
You ought to give me a medal
instead of asking me to be a target...

1185
01:39:20,400 --> 01:39:23,400
just so your special agent or whatever
doesn't get shot at.

1186
01:39:23,570 --> 01:39:28,620
Not shot at, Mr. Thornhill. Found out.
Once found out, they're as good as dead.

1187
01:39:28,780 --> 01:39:32,580
Thanks to you,
clouds of suspicion are already forming.

1188
01:39:32,740 --> 01:39:34,320
Thanks to me?

1189
01:39:34,490 --> 01:39:36,910
- If you'll get on the plane...
- You listen to me.

1190
01:39:37,080 --> 01:39:41,670
I'm an advertising man, not a red herring.
I've got a job, a secretary, a mother...

1191
01:39:41,840 --> 01:39:44,590
two ex-wives and several bartenders
dependent upon me...

1192
01:39:44,750 --> 01:39:48,040
and I don't intend to disappoint
them all by getting myself killed.

1193
01:39:48,220 --> 01:39:50,470
The answer is no.

1194
01:39:50,640 --> 01:39:52,930
- Is that final?
- Yes.

1195
01:39:53,100 --> 01:39:55,180
- Goodbye, then.
- Goodbye.

1196
01:39:55,350 --> 01:39:58,860
If there was a chance of changing
your mind I'd talk about Miss Kendall.

1197
01:39:59,940 --> 01:40:01,770
Of whom you so obviously disapprove.

1198
01:40:01,940 --> 01:40:05,450
Yes, for using sex
like some people use a fly swatter.

1199
01:40:06,030 --> 01:40:07,950
I don't suppose it would matter to you...

1200
01:40:08,110 --> 01:40:12,110
that she was probably forced to do
whatever she did to protect herself.

1201
01:40:12,280 --> 01:40:14,490
To protect herself from what?

1202
01:40:14,660 --> 01:40:17,540
Exposure and assassination.

1203
01:40:18,580 --> 01:40:20,790
You see, Mr. Thornhill, she...

1204
01:40:21,460 --> 01:40:23,340
She's one of our agents.

1205
01:40:24,340 --> 01:40:26,840
- Oh, no.
- I know you didn't mean it...

1206
01:40:27,010 --> 01:40:31,600
but I'm afraid you have put her
in an extremely dangerous situation.

1207
01:40:32,970 --> 01:40:35,350
And much more than her life is at stake.

1208
01:40:49,990 --> 01:40:53,240
- Suppose they don't come?
- They'll come.

1209
01:40:54,870 --> 01:40:58,160
I don't like the way
Teddy Roosevelt is looking at me.

1210
01:40:58,330 --> 01:41:02,210
Perhaps he's trying to give you
one last word of caution, Mr. Kaplan.

1211
01:41:02,370 --> 01:41:04,410
Speak soft, and carry a big stick.

1212
01:41:04,830 --> 01:41:08,080
He's trying to tell me not to go through
with this harebrained scheme.

1213
01:41:08,250 --> 01:41:11,500
He doesn't know to what extent
you're the cause of our present trouble.

1214
01:41:12,010 --> 01:41:14,680
I don't know that I care
to accept that charge, professor.

1215
01:41:14,840 --> 01:41:18,260
Dear, fellow, if you hadn't made yourself
so attractive to Miss Kendall...

1216
01:41:18,430 --> 01:41:20,890
- that she fell for you...
- And vice versa.

1217
01:41:21,060 --> 01:41:24,360
Our friend Vandamm wouldn't
be losing faith in her loyalty now.

1218
01:41:24,900 --> 01:41:28,690
It was quite obvious to him last night
that she had become emotionally involved.

1219
01:41:28,860 --> 01:41:33,120
Worst of all, with a man he thinks
is a government agent.

1220
01:41:33,570 --> 01:41:35,780
Are you trying to tell me
that I'm irresistible?

1221
01:41:35,950 --> 01:41:39,460
I'm trying to remind you it is your
responsibility to help us restore her...

1222
01:41:39,620 --> 01:41:41,040
to Vandamm's good graces...

1223
01:41:41,200 --> 01:41:44,200
right up to the point
he leaves the country tonight.

1224
01:41:44,370 --> 01:41:45,700
All right, all right.

1225
01:41:46,250 --> 01:41:47,870
But, after tonight...

1226
01:41:48,880 --> 01:41:50,880
My blessings on you both.

1227
01:42:05,400 --> 01:42:07,020
Here they are.

1228
01:43:00,530 --> 01:43:03,530
- Good afternoon, Mr. Kaplan.
- Not her.

1229
01:43:12,670 --> 01:43:15,430
Did I misunderstand you
about bringing her here?

1230
01:43:15,590 --> 01:43:17,800
We'll get to that later.

1231
01:43:18,550 --> 01:43:20,590
I suppose you were surprised
to get my call.

1232
01:43:20,760 --> 01:43:24,590
Not at all. I knew the police
would release you, Mr. Kaplan.

1233
01:43:24,770 --> 01:43:27,650
By the way, I want to compliment you
on your colorful exit...

1234
01:43:27,810 --> 01:43:29,980
from the auction gallery.

1235
01:43:30,150 --> 01:43:31,320
Thank you.

1236
01:43:31,480 --> 01:43:34,440
And now, what little drama
are we here for today?

1237
01:43:34,610 --> 01:43:38,370
I don't for a moment believe that you've
invited me to these gay surroundings...

1238
01:43:38,530 --> 01:43:40,910
to come to a business arrangement.

1239
01:43:42,490 --> 01:43:46,700
Suppose I tell you I not only know the exact
time you're leaving the country tonight...

1240
01:43:46,870 --> 01:43:49,410
but the latitude and longitude
of your rendezvous...

1241
01:43:49,580 --> 01:43:51,830
and your ultimate destination.

1242
01:43:52,000 --> 01:43:54,660
You wouldn't care to carry my bags for me,
would you?

1243
01:43:54,840 --> 01:43:58,090
Perhaps you'd be interested in the price,
just the same.

1244
01:43:58,260 --> 01:44:01,850
- The price?
- For doing nothing to stop you.

1245
01:44:03,050 --> 01:44:05,340
How much did you have in mind?

1246
01:44:06,020 --> 01:44:07,770
I want the girl.

1247
01:44:10,060 --> 01:44:12,930
I want the girl to get
what's coming to her.

1248
01:44:13,110 --> 01:44:16,490
Turn her over to me, I'll see there's
enough pinned on her to keep her...

1249
01:44:16,650 --> 01:44:19,360
uncomfortable for the rest of her life.

1250
01:44:20,200 --> 01:44:23,080
You do that,
and I'll look the other way tonight.

1251
01:44:23,620 --> 01:44:25,620
She really did get under your skin.

1252
01:44:25,790 --> 01:44:28,620
We're not talking about my skin.
We're talking about yours.

1253
01:44:28,790 --> 01:44:32,800
- I'm offering you a chance to save it.
- To exchange it.

1254
01:44:33,540 --> 01:44:34,700
Put it any way you like.

1255
01:44:35,210 --> 01:44:37,710
I'm curious, Mr. Kaplan.

1256
01:44:37,880 --> 01:44:41,300
What made you arrive at the deduction that
my feelings for Miss Kendall...

1257
01:44:41,470 --> 01:44:46,810
have deteriorated to the point where
I would trade her in for peace of mind?

1258
01:44:46,970 --> 01:44:50,050
I don't deduce. I observe.

1259
01:44:52,400 --> 01:44:55,860
Phillip, if you don't mind,
I'm going back to the house now.

1260
01:45:08,120 --> 01:45:09,250
Just a second, you.

1261
01:45:09,410 --> 01:45:13,030
Stay away from me. Let go.
Let go of me.

1262
01:45:13,580 --> 01:45:15,490
Stay away from me. Let go.

1263
01:45:15,670 --> 01:45:17,340
Let go of me.

1264
01:45:17,500 --> 01:45:21,250
- Now, save the phony tears.
- You just get back.

1265
01:45:22,800 --> 01:45:26,020
- You little fool.
- You just stay away from me.

1266
01:45:31,390 --> 01:45:33,600
No good, sir.
You can't get involved in this.

1267
01:45:38,110 --> 01:45:40,110
- Don't touch anything.
- Stand back.

1268
01:45:40,280 --> 01:45:41,360
Stand back.

1269
01:46:33,120 --> 01:46:34,990
Mr. Thornhill?

1270
01:46:42,840 --> 01:46:44,340
Don't be long.

1271
01:46:48,010 --> 01:46:49,810
Hello.

1272
01:46:50,390 --> 01:46:51,890
Hello.

1273
01:46:52,060 --> 01:46:53,890
Are you all right?

1274
01:46:54,890 --> 01:46:56,720
Yes, I think so.

1275
01:46:56,890 --> 01:46:59,720
I asked the professor
if I could see you again.

1276
01:47:02,190 --> 01:47:04,060
There's not much time.

1277
01:47:05,530 --> 01:47:06,870
Isn't there?

1278
01:47:07,740 --> 01:47:09,830
I wanted to tell you...

1279
01:47:09,990 --> 01:47:11,280
I mean, apologize.

1280
01:47:12,870 --> 01:47:14,370
No need.

1281
01:47:15,540 --> 01:47:17,290
I understand.

1282
01:47:19,290 --> 01:47:21,370
All in the line of duty.

1283
01:47:22,550 --> 01:47:24,840
I did treat you miserably.

1284
01:47:25,170 --> 01:47:26,710
I, uh...

1285
01:47:26,880 --> 01:47:28,960
I hated you for it.

1286
01:47:29,140 --> 01:47:31,470
I didn't want you to go on
thinking that I...

1287
01:47:32,970 --> 01:47:36,720
And I... I used some pretty harsh words.
I'm sorry.

1288
01:47:36,890 --> 01:47:38,720
They hurt deeply.

1289
01:47:38,900 --> 01:47:42,110
- Well, naturally, if I'd known...
- I couldn't tell you.

1290
01:47:42,730 --> 01:47:44,020
- Of course not.
- Could I?

1291
01:47:45,940 --> 01:47:47,310
No, I guess not.

1292
01:47:49,410 --> 01:47:52,540
- You didn't get hurt. I'm so relieved.
- Of course I was hurt.

1293
01:47:52,700 --> 01:47:55,410
- How would you have felt?
- In the cafeteria, when you fell.

1294
01:47:55,580 --> 01:47:59,080
- When I shot you with the blanks.
- Oh, that. No.

1295
01:47:59,750 --> 01:48:04,090
- You did it rather well, I thought.
- Yes, I thought I was quite graceful.

1296
01:48:04,630 --> 01:48:07,760
Considering
it's not really your kind of work.

1297
01:48:08,590 --> 01:48:12,840
Well, I got into it by accident.
What's your excuse?

1298
01:48:14,180 --> 01:48:18,650
I met Phillip Vandamm at a party one night
and saw only his charm.

1299
01:48:18,810 --> 01:48:20,270
Oh.

1300
01:48:21,480 --> 01:48:24,280
I guess I had nothing to do
that weekend, so I...

1301
01:48:24,440 --> 01:48:26,780
I decided to fall in love.

1302
01:48:27,360 --> 01:48:29,570
Well, that's nice.

1303
01:48:30,490 --> 01:48:35,290
Eventually, the professor and his
Washington colleagues approached me...

1304
01:48:35,990 --> 01:48:40,450
with a few sordid details about Phillip
and he told me that...

1305
01:48:40,620 --> 01:48:44,580
my relationship with him
made me uniquely valuable to them.

1306
01:48:44,920 --> 01:48:46,170
Mm-hm.

1307
01:48:46,380 --> 01:48:49,260
So you became a Girl Scout, huh?

1308
01:48:49,420 --> 01:48:52,880
Maybe it was the first time anyone
ever asked me to do anything worthwhile.

1309
01:48:55,300 --> 01:48:56,720
Has life been like that?

1310
01:48:59,980 --> 01:49:01,480
How come?

1311
01:49:03,480 --> 01:49:05,480
Men like you.

1312
01:49:06,480 --> 01:49:08,810
What's wrong with men like me?

1313
01:49:09,110 --> 01:49:11,240
They don't believe in marriage.

1314
01:49:11,400 --> 01:49:13,150
I've been married twice.

1315
01:49:13,320 --> 01:49:14,440
See what I mean?

1316
01:49:16,700 --> 01:49:19,660
I may go back to hating you.
It was more fun.

1317
01:49:26,420 --> 01:49:27,920
Goodbye, darling.

1318
01:49:29,300 --> 01:49:32,550
- Wait a minute. Not so soon.
- No, I gotta get back and convince them...

1319
01:49:32,720 --> 01:49:35,850
that I took the long way around
so nobody followed me.

1320
01:49:37,680 --> 01:49:39,980
Couldn't we stand like this
for just a few hours?

1321
01:49:40,140 --> 01:49:42,680
Just this time you're supposed
to be critically wounded.

1322
01:49:42,850 --> 01:49:44,850
I never felt more alive.

1323
01:49:45,020 --> 01:49:46,430
Well, whose side are you on?

1324
01:49:47,570 --> 01:49:48,940
Yours, always, darling.

1325
01:49:50,030 --> 01:49:52,950
Please don't undermine my resolve
just when I need it most.

1326
01:50:01,540 --> 01:50:05,840
Oh, well, I guess it's off to the hospital
for me and back to danger for you.

1327
01:50:06,000 --> 01:50:07,710
I don't like it a bit.

1328
01:50:07,880 --> 01:50:11,930
It's much safer now, thanks to you,
my darling decoy.

1329
01:50:12,090 --> 01:50:14,350
Don't thank me. I couldn't stand it.

1330
01:50:14,510 --> 01:50:16,100
All right. I won't.

1331
01:50:16,260 --> 01:50:19,520
After your malevolent friend Vandamm
takes off tonight...

1332
01:50:19,680 --> 01:50:23,850
you and I are gonna get together and do a lot
of apologizing to each other in private.

1333
01:50:24,020 --> 01:50:27,320
- You know that can't be.
- Of course it can be.

1334
01:50:30,570 --> 01:50:32,740
He has told you, hasn't he?

1335
01:50:33,240 --> 01:50:36,280
- Told me what?
- Miss Kendall, you gotta get moving.

1336
01:50:36,450 --> 01:50:39,750
- Wait a minute. What didn't you tell me?
- Why didn't you?

1337
01:50:40,740 --> 01:50:43,910
She's going off with Vandamm tonight
on the plane.

1338
01:50:45,460 --> 01:50:47,090
She's going off with Vandamm?

1339
01:50:47,250 --> 01:50:50,260
We went to such lengths
to make her a fugitive from justice.

1340
01:50:50,420 --> 01:50:53,430
So that Vandamm couldn't very well decline
to take her along.

1341
01:50:53,590 --> 01:50:56,430
I needn't tell you how valuable
she can be to us over there.

1342
01:50:57,390 --> 01:50:59,430
You lied to me.
You said that after tonight...

1343
01:50:59,600 --> 01:51:02,310
- I needed your help.
- Well, you got it, all right.

1344
01:51:02,470 --> 01:51:03,590
Don't be angry.

1345
01:51:03,770 --> 01:51:06,020
You think I'm gonna let you
go through with this?

1346
01:51:06,190 --> 01:51:08,860
- Oh, she has to.
- Nobody has to do anything.

1347
01:51:09,020 --> 01:51:11,100
I don't like the games
you play, professor.

1348
01:51:12,110 --> 01:51:15,070
War is hell, Mr. Thornhill,
even when it's a cold one.

1349
01:51:15,950 --> 01:51:18,370
If you can't lick the Vandamms
of this world...

1350
01:51:18,820 --> 01:51:21,740
without asking girls to bed down
and fly away with them...

1351
01:51:21,910 --> 01:51:23,460
and never come back...

1352
01:51:23,620 --> 01:51:26,290
perhaps you ought to learn
how to lose a few cold wars.

1353
01:51:27,000 --> 01:51:29,500
I'm afraid we're already doing that.

1354
01:51:35,970 --> 01:51:40,260
- I'm not gonna let you do this. Get out.
- Please don't spoil everything. Please.

1355
01:51:45,350 --> 01:51:49,440
Mr. Kaplan twice in full view of
horrified men, women and children...

1356
01:51:49,600 --> 01:51:52,980
who had come to the park to see
the famed Mount Rushmore monument.

1357
01:51:53,150 --> 01:51:58,660
Witnesses described Kaplan's assailant as
an attractive blonde in her late twenties.

1358
01:51:58,820 --> 01:52:02,610
Kaplan, who was removed to the Rapid
City Hospital in critical condition...

1359
01:52:02,780 --> 01:52:06,780
has been tentatively identified
as an employee of the federal government.

1360
01:52:06,950 --> 01:52:09,370
The tragedy developed
with startling suddenness.

1361
01:52:09,540 --> 01:52:12,760
Chris Swenson,
a busboy in the Mount Rushmore cafeteria...

1362
01:52:12,920 --> 01:52:15,920
stated that he heard voices raised in...

1363
01:52:22,010 --> 01:52:24,010
- Here we are.
- Hello.

1364
01:52:24,180 --> 01:52:26,850
Slacks, a shirt and these.

1365
01:52:27,020 --> 01:52:28,190
Thanks.

1366
01:52:28,350 --> 01:52:31,940
That'll do for you around here
for the next couple of days.

1367
01:52:32,690 --> 01:52:35,030
For the next couple of days?

1368
01:52:35,650 --> 01:52:36,700
- Hey.
- What?

1369
01:52:36,860 --> 01:52:37,950
What's this?

1370
01:52:38,110 --> 01:52:41,240
That's where I hit the chair
doing that phony fall in the cafeteria.

1371
01:52:41,410 --> 01:52:43,580
You and your dopey schemes, shootings.

1372
01:52:43,740 --> 01:52:47,530
- Otherwise, feeling all right?
- Oh, yeah. Fine.

1373
01:52:47,700 --> 01:52:50,820
Considering your driver
has a sledgehammer for a hand.

1374
01:52:51,000 --> 01:52:52,880
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

1375
01:52:53,040 --> 01:52:55,580
No, that's all right. I
guess I deserved it.

1376
01:52:56,380 --> 01:52:58,550
I guess I deserve that locked door too.

1377
01:52:58,710 --> 01:53:02,630
You seen wandering about in good health
could've proved fatal to Miss Kendall.

1378
01:53:03,550 --> 01:53:06,550
- I've begun to forget her already.
- Good.

1379
01:53:06,720 --> 01:53:09,220
- Better that way.
- Yeah, much.

1380
01:53:09,390 --> 01:53:12,010
Inside of an hour, she'll be gone.

1381
01:53:14,560 --> 01:53:18,440
- How's everything out in Rapid City?
- Oh, everything's fine.

1382
01:53:18,610 --> 01:53:22,660
Mr. Kaplan's untimely shooting has now
acquired the authority of the printed word.

1383
01:53:22,820 --> 01:53:25,280
Everyone's been cooperating beautifully.

1384
01:53:25,450 --> 01:53:27,040
Well, now you can include me.

1385
01:53:27,740 --> 01:53:29,910
- I'm a cooperator.
- I'm most grateful.

1386
01:53:30,410 --> 01:53:33,490
- Care to do me a favor in return?
- Anything.

1387
01:53:33,670 --> 01:53:36,800
I'd like a drink. Will you get me a...?
Get me some bourbon?

1388
01:53:36,960 --> 01:53:38,500
A pint will do.

1389
01:53:39,000 --> 01:53:40,080
Can I join you?

1390
01:53:40,260 --> 01:53:43,390
Well, if you're gonna join me,
you better make it a quart.

1391
01:53:43,550 --> 01:53:46,380
- See you in a few minutes.
- Yeah.

1392
01:54:50,490 --> 01:54:53,240
- Stop.
- Oh, excuse me.

1393
01:54:53,410 --> 01:54:55,160
Stop.

1394
01:55:18,850 --> 01:55:21,850
- You don't want me to take you up there?
- No, thanks. Never mind.

1395
01:55:22,020 --> 01:55:23,520
Oh, thanks.

1396
01:58:07,980 --> 01:58:11,350
- There's nothing to worry about.
- I just lost my head.

1397
01:58:11,530 --> 01:58:14,620
I'm not just saying this
to make you feel better.

1398
01:58:14,780 --> 01:58:16,160
I mean it.

1399
01:58:16,320 --> 01:58:18,360
I just didn't know what I was doing.

1400
01:58:18,530 --> 01:58:21,030
He wanted to destroy you.
You had to protect yourself.

1401
01:58:21,200 --> 01:58:23,700
- But not endanger you.
- Ah, rubbish.

1402
01:58:24,370 --> 01:58:28,540
Soon we'll be off together and I shall
dedicate myself to your happiness.

1403
01:58:30,050 --> 01:58:31,880
What's the situation, Leonard?

1404
01:58:32,050 --> 01:58:34,260
- About the plane, you mean?
- Of course.

1405
01:58:34,420 --> 01:58:36,000
What was the last report?

1406
01:58:36,180 --> 01:58:39,520
Over Whitestone on the hour,
6000, descending.

1407
01:58:39,680 --> 01:58:42,390
- About ten minutes, huh?
- At the most.

1408
01:58:42,560 --> 01:58:44,480
And now, uh...

1409
01:58:44,640 --> 01:58:47,560
I wonder if I might have a few words
of parting with you, sir?

1410
01:58:47,730 --> 01:58:49,360
Certainly.

1411
01:58:49,730 --> 01:58:51,430
In private?

1412
01:58:52,480 --> 01:58:54,400
I'll go up and get my things.

1413
01:58:54,900 --> 01:58:56,270
Well, Leonard...

1414
01:58:56,450 --> 01:59:00,290
how does one say goodbye
to one's right arm?

1415
01:59:06,750 --> 01:59:09,380
I'm afraid you're gonna wish
you had cut it off sooner.

1416
01:59:11,210 --> 01:59:12,620
Mm-hm.

1417
01:59:13,960 --> 01:59:16,380
I know how terribly fond you are
of Miss Kendall...

1418
01:59:16,550 --> 01:59:19,470
I don't find this a terribly attractive...

1419
01:59:22,850 --> 01:59:26,060
- She is not to be trusted.
- You're being mysterious.

1420
01:59:26,230 --> 01:59:28,570
I'm not being mysterious at all.

1421
02:00:01,680 --> 02:00:03,680
It couldn't have been anything.

1422
02:00:07,060 --> 02:00:09,810
You must've had some doubts
about her yourself.

1423
02:00:11,310 --> 02:00:13,980
- And still do.
- Rubbish.

1424
02:00:14,400 --> 02:00:16,990
Why else would
you have decided not to tell her...

1425
02:00:17,150 --> 02:00:19,940
that our little treasure here
has a bellyful of microfilm?

1426
02:00:20,110 --> 02:00:22,480
You seem to be trying to fill mine
with rotten apples.

1427
02:00:22,660 --> 02:00:24,660
Sometimes the truth
does taste like worms.

1428
02:00:24,830 --> 02:00:27,120
The truth? I've heard nothing
but innuendoes.

1429
02:00:27,290 --> 02:00:31,130
Call it my woman's intuition if you will,
but I've never trusted neatness.

1430
02:00:31,290 --> 02:00:33,700
Neatness is always the result
of deliberate planning.

1431
02:00:33,880 --> 02:00:36,340
She shot him in a moment
of fear and anger.

1432
02:00:36,510 --> 02:00:39,510
- You were there yourself. You saw it.
- Yes.

1433
02:00:41,680 --> 02:00:46,350
And thereby wrapped everything up
into one very neat and tidy bundle.

1434
02:00:48,020 --> 02:00:50,900
A, she removed any doubts
you may have had about her, uh...

1435
02:00:51,060 --> 02:00:53,850
Now, what did you call it, her devotion?

1436
02:00:54,020 --> 02:00:58,270
B, she gave herself a new and urgent reason
to be taken to the other side with you...

1437
02:00:58,440 --> 02:01:01,650
- in case you decided to change your mind.
- You know what I think?

1438
02:01:03,070 --> 02:01:04,570
I think you're jealous.

1439
02:01:04,740 --> 02:01:07,860
No, I mean it,
and I'm very touched. Very...

1440
02:01:10,330 --> 02:01:11,920
Leonard!

1441
02:01:19,210 --> 02:01:20,710
The gun she shot Kaplan with.

1442
02:01:21,720 --> 02:01:23,220
I found it in her luggage.

1443
02:01:24,470 --> 02:01:28,230
It's an old trick. Shoot one of your own
to show that you're not one of them.

1444
02:01:28,970 --> 02:01:31,850
They've just freshened it up a bit
with blank cartridges.

1445
02:01:45,990 --> 02:01:47,070
What was that noise?

1446
02:01:50,080 --> 02:01:53,340
Yes, we wondered what it was too.
Didn't we, Leonard?

1447
02:01:54,420 --> 02:01:56,380
Hurry, darling. It's almost time to leave.

1448
02:01:56,960 --> 02:01:58,050
In a moment.

1449
02:02:07,260 --> 02:02:09,590
You're not taking her on that plane
with you?

1450
02:02:09,770 --> 02:02:11,060
Of course I am.

1451
02:02:12,100 --> 02:02:15,690
Like our friends,
I too believe in neatness, Leonard.

1452
02:02:15,850 --> 02:02:19,930
This matter is best disposed of
from a great height...

1453
02:02:20,110 --> 02:02:21,610
over water.

1454
02:03:08,450 --> 02:03:10,450
How about a little champagne
before we go?

1455
02:03:10,620 --> 02:03:12,000
I'd love it.

1456
02:03:12,160 --> 02:03:15,330
- It may not be cold enough.
- Over the rocks will be all right.

1457
02:03:15,500 --> 02:03:17,040
- Are you sure?
Mm-hm.

1458
02:03:18,170 --> 02:03:19,420
My dear.

1459
02:04:31,780 --> 02:04:33,230
Thank you.

1460
02:04:33,700 --> 02:04:37,210
To you, my dear, and all
the lovely moments we've had together.

1461
02:04:38,460 --> 02:04:40,000
Thank you, Phillip.

1462
02:04:40,420 --> 02:04:41,590
There he is.

1463
02:04:49,170 --> 02:04:51,750
Jump in, Leonard. The champagne's fine.

1464
02:04:51,930 --> 02:04:53,310
There isn't time.

1465
02:04:53,470 --> 02:04:56,430
You always were a spoilsport,
weren't you?

1466
02:04:56,600 --> 02:05:00,270
One of my most
valuable attributes as it now turns out.

1467
02:05:02,440 --> 02:05:06,440
It would please me if you would think of me
as being along on this journey...

1468
02:05:06,940 --> 02:05:10,520
- if only in spirit.
- I shall, Leonard.

1469
02:05:17,410 --> 02:05:20,830
He's heading pretty far out
on the north leg and awfully high.

1470
02:05:21,960 --> 02:05:25,210
I guess he's gonna play it safe
with a long, slow descent.

1471
02:05:26,290 --> 02:05:28,500
You couldn't ask
for a better night than this.

1472
02:05:28,670 --> 02:05:31,460
Ceiling and possibilities unlimited.

1473
02:05:33,090 --> 02:05:35,710
Ah, there he goes, starting his turn.

1474
02:05:36,470 --> 02:05:38,300
Well, we better get moving.

1475
02:05:40,140 --> 02:05:43,640
He should have his wheels on the ground
inside of three minutes.

1476
02:05:47,520 --> 02:05:49,940
- Come along, Eve.
- All right.

1477
02:05:51,820 --> 02:05:55,490
I think I left my earrings upstairs.
I'll be right down.

1478
02:06:08,340 --> 02:06:10,630
We can get out through the window.
There's a car.

1479
02:06:10,800 --> 02:06:12,760
What are you doing?
You'll ruin everything.

1480
02:06:12,920 --> 02:06:15,840
They know about the shooting.
They're going to do away with you!

1481
02:06:16,010 --> 02:06:19,340
- What are you talking about?
- Leonard found the gun in your luggage.

1482
02:06:19,510 --> 02:06:22,550
The figure they got at the auction
is filled with microfilm.

1483
02:06:22,730 --> 02:06:25,650
- That's how he's been getting it.
- Miss Kendall?

1484
02:06:26,190 --> 02:06:28,150
Whatever you do, don't get on that plane.

1485
02:06:35,780 --> 02:06:38,620
Don't worry, Anna.
Arrangements have been made.

1486
02:06:38,780 --> 02:06:41,780
You and your husband will be
over the Canadian border by morning.

1487
02:06:41,950 --> 02:06:43,700
- Thank you very much, sir.
- Be careful.

1488
02:06:43,870 --> 02:06:46,450
We will, sir, and God bless you.

1489
02:07:00,140 --> 02:07:02,230
- Thank you for everything.
- Be careful, now.

1490
02:07:02,390 --> 02:07:05,060
Now, you're not gonna
leave the house until we're...

1491
02:07:05,230 --> 02:07:08,320
I'll wait, sir. I certainly will.
Safe journey.

1492
02:07:09,810 --> 02:07:11,520
Thank you very much.

1493
02:07:13,690 --> 02:07:15,060
Bye.

1494
02:07:51,440 --> 02:07:52,780
Stay where you are.

1495
02:08:04,370 --> 02:08:05,870
Sit down.

1496
02:08:10,250 --> 02:08:13,630
As soon as the plane leaves,
my husband and Mr. Leonard will be back.

1497
02:08:41,660 --> 02:08:43,330
What is it?

1498
02:08:44,330 --> 02:08:46,000
I was wondering about my earrings.

1499
02:08:46,160 --> 02:08:47,950
They'll turn up.

1500
02:08:52,040 --> 02:08:54,910
When you return to New York,
say goodbye to my sister for me.

1501
02:08:55,090 --> 02:08:57,760
And thank her for her superb performance
as Mrs. Townsend.

1502
02:08:57,920 --> 02:09:00,420
- I'll do that.
- Tell your knife-throwing chum...

1503
02:09:00,590 --> 02:09:01,870
that I've reassured his wife.

1504
02:09:02,010 --> 02:09:04,020
- All right.
- That's about all, Leonard.

1505
02:09:20,070 --> 02:09:22,240
Get that figure back from her.

1506
02:09:28,500 --> 02:09:30,210
The housekeeper had me pinned down...

1507
02:09:30,370 --> 02:09:33,030
before I realized
it was that same silly gun of yours.

1508
02:09:33,210 --> 02:09:35,130
- I see you've got the pumpkin.
- Yes.

1509
02:10:14,170 --> 02:10:16,920
This is no good.
We're on top of the monument.

1510
02:10:35,350 --> 02:10:37,140
- What do we do?
- Climb down.

1511
02:10:37,310 --> 02:10:38,560
We can't.

1512
02:10:38,730 --> 02:10:40,770
Here they come. We have no choice.

1513
02:11:30,280 --> 02:11:32,240
Well, if we ever get out of this alive...

1514
02:11:32,410 --> 02:11:34,750
let's go back to New York
on the train together.

1515
02:11:34,910 --> 02:11:36,320
All right?

1516
02:11:36,500 --> 02:11:38,420
Is that a proposition?

1517
02:11:39,500 --> 02:11:41,340
It's a proposal, sweetie.

1518
02:11:42,500 --> 02:11:45,210
What happened
to the first two marriages?

1519
02:11:45,840 --> 02:11:47,850
My wives divorced me.

1520
02:11:48,010 --> 02:11:51,060
- Why?
- Well, I think they said I led too dull a life.

1521
02:11:51,220 --> 02:11:53,640
- Ha, ha.
- Come on.

1522
02:12:04,030 --> 02:12:05,860
You all right?

1523
02:12:08,360 --> 02:12:10,610
All right, all right.

1524
02:12:15,370 --> 02:12:17,250
Okay. Come on.

1525
02:12:17,410 --> 02:12:19,870
Come on. Come up here.

1526
02:12:20,540 --> 02:12:23,330
Come on. Come on. Come on.

1527
02:15:07,380 --> 02:15:10,340
Help. Help me.

1528
02:15:41,580 --> 02:15:42,660
Thank you, sergeant.

1529
02:15:42,830 --> 02:15:45,880
That wasn't very sporting,
using real bullets?

1530
02:15:46,040 --> 02:15:47,710
Here, reach. Now.

1531
02:15:48,750 --> 02:15:51,090
- I'm trying.
- Come on, I've got you.

1532
02:15:51,250 --> 02:15:53,660
- Up.
- I can't make it.

1533
02:15:53,840 --> 02:15:55,550
Yes, you can. Come on.

1534
02:15:55,720 --> 02:15:58,720
- Pull harder.
- Come along, Mrs. Thornhill.

1535
02:16:02,930 --> 02:16:07,440
- Oh. Roger, this is silly.
- I know, but I'm sentimental.