1 00:00:54,525 --> 00:00:55,692 Wake up. 2 00:00:59,692 --> 00:01:01,192 Good morning! 3 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:08,692 That's a good leg. 4 00:01:09,567 --> 00:01:11,566 Okay, fine. 5 00:01:11,567 --> 00:01:13,275 But we have to be fast. 6 00:01:15,775 --> 00:01:17,274 Are you close? 7 00:01:17,275 --> 00:01:18,816 I really can't start sweating, baby. 8 00:01:18,817 --> 00:01:20,567 - Yeah, I'm working on it, darling. 9 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:23,982 Okay. 10 00:01:23,983 --> 00:01:25,691 - Okay, I'm sorry. I have to get ready. 11 00:01:25,692 --> 00:01:27,192 I'm so sorry. 12 00:01:28,108 --> 00:01:29,774 It's so bright in here, too. It's just— 13 00:01:29,775 --> 00:01:30,983 And then your sweat. 14 00:01:32,108 --> 00:01:33,816 I'm sorry. You can watch me, though. 15 00:01:33,817 --> 00:01:35,024 Watch me! 16 00:01:35,025 --> 00:01:37,108 - Yeah, okay, that's romantic. 17 00:01:42,317 --> 00:01:43,650 - What the hell? 18 00:01:44,525 --> 00:01:46,482 Oh my God. Shit! 19 00:01:46,483 --> 00:01:49,067 Shit! Shit! 20 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:50,942 Oh my God. Shit! 21 00:01:51,275 --> 00:01:53,691 My grandma's ring's not in my jewelry case. 22 00:01:53,692 --> 00:01:54,858 Shit! 23 00:01:55,233 --> 00:01:57,983 Oh my God. Shit! Shit! 24 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:01,982 No offense, Ny-Ny, but I really have never had an issue with a guy 25 00:02:01,983 --> 00:02:03,982 coming before, you know. 26 00:02:03,983 --> 00:02:06,525 Never. Not in my life. Usually, it's the opposite problem. 27 00:02:06,983 --> 00:02:09,941 And don't say it's like the age thing. Because I've had older boyfriends. 28 00:02:09,942 --> 00:02:12,357 - It's the age thing. - Not the age thing. 29 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,107 It's not you, it's me. 30 00:02:16,108 --> 00:02:17,982 - Yeah, no shit. 31 00:02:17,983 --> 00:02:20,399 - I meant it's you, it's not me. 32 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,733 - You're so funny, Nyles. Oh my God, you're hilarious. 33 00:02:24,150 --> 00:02:25,191 - Hey, Misty. 34 00:02:25,192 --> 00:02:26,525 What? 35 00:02:27,442 --> 00:02:28,650 - Will you kill me? - Nyles! 36 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:33,066 Look, I know weddings make you super weird, super uncomfortable, 37 00:02:33,067 --> 00:02:36,899 but please, I'm begging you do not bring our drama here, okay. 38 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:39,274 Because this is truly a sacred day, 39 00:02:39,275 --> 00:02:40,732 and it doesn't belong to us. 40 00:02:40,733 --> 00:02:42,900 This day belongs to Tala, and it belongs to Abe. 41 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,650 You gonna be happy? 42 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,650 Are you gonna be smiley? 43 00:02:49,692 --> 00:02:50,982 That's a weird smile. 44 00:03:05,942 --> 00:03:06,942 Whoo! 45 00:03:08,358 --> 00:03:09,775 Ha ha. 46 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:13,274 Shukran. 47 00:03:13,275 --> 00:03:15,107 Good day so far? 48 00:03:15,108 --> 00:03:18,566 - Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same. 49 00:03:18,567 --> 00:03:20,649 You? - Today is young. 50 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:22,275 Ask me again at the end. 51 00:03:23,817 --> 00:03:25,483 Anything can happen. 52 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,816 - Not today, sauce pot. 53 00:03:27,817 --> 00:03:29,399 That's a nice try, though. 54 00:03:46,942 --> 00:03:48,816 - How gorgeous are these two? 55 00:03:48,817 --> 00:03:51,692 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, you guys? 56 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:54,566 But, um, no, seriously, okay, guys, 57 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,482 we're all part of this gorgeous tapestry— 58 00:03:56,483 --> 00:03:58,357 - No, come on, throw me a bone. 59 00:03:58,358 --> 00:03:59,775 This isn't the day for moderation. 60 00:04:00,233 --> 00:04:01,441 - It's not good wine. 61 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:02,442 - I don't care. 62 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:06,899 - Okay, I decided to Google the two most important things about marriage: 63 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:08,316 love and commitment. 64 00:04:08,317 --> 00:04:11,857 Love is to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone, 65 00:04:11,858 --> 00:04:15,482 and we all know these two li'I freaks are fine in that department, right? 66 00:04:15,483 --> 00:04:18,149 And commitment is the state 67 00:04:18,150 --> 00:04:21,107 or quality of being dedicated to a cause, 68 00:04:21,108 --> 00:04:23,150 activity, et cetera. 69 00:04:27,650 --> 00:04:28,650 - Oh, she's done. 70 00:04:29,483 --> 00:04:30,774 Whoo! 71 00:04:30,775 --> 00:04:32,232 Thank you. 72 00:04:32,233 --> 00:04:34,691 I love you guys. Um, so without further ado, 73 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:37,066 I'd like to welcome up the actual big sister 74 00:04:37,067 --> 00:04:38,317 of the bride, Sarah. 75 00:04:40,983 --> 00:04:42,317 - Get on up there, peanut. 76 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:45,107 - No one told me that I was supposed to make a speech. 77 00:04:45,108 --> 00:04:47,316 - Of course you're supposed to give a speech, you're the maid of honor. 78 00:04:47,317 --> 00:04:48,899 It's— it's your main job. 79 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:50,857 - She's been drinking, Howard. 80 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:51,900 Sarah. 81 00:04:57,025 --> 00:04:59,982 - Bonsoir, mi família 82 00:04:59,983 --> 00:05:01,399 et amici! 83 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,357 - Who is that? - Nyles, what are you doing? 84 00:05:03,358 --> 00:05:05,941 - Going in for the save, babe. I'd like to share my thoughts on love. 85 00:05:05,942 --> 00:05:07,441 - What are you talking about? No, no, no, no. 86 00:05:07,442 --> 00:05:09,149 No, no, no, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 87 00:05:09,150 --> 00:05:10,399 - Who's this guy? - Misty's boyfriend. 88 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,524 Why is he dressed for a luau? 89 00:05:12,525 --> 00:05:14,358 Oh my God, Nyles. 90 00:05:15,733 --> 00:05:17,400 We are born 91 00:05:18,317 --> 00:05:19,691 lost. 92 00:05:19,692 --> 00:05:22,524 Then... we're found, 93 00:05:22,525 --> 00:05:25,149 but we're all just lost, am I right? 94 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:26,441 - Oh my God. 95 00:05:26,442 --> 00:05:29,149 - However, in the darkness 96 00:05:29,150 --> 00:05:30,192 comes light. 97 00:05:31,483 --> 00:05:35,441 Tala Anne Wilder and Abraham Eugene Trent Schlieffen, 98 00:05:35,442 --> 00:05:37,774 who do not look like siblings. 99 00:05:37,775 --> 00:05:40,732 You see, their optimism, their selflessness, 100 00:05:40,733 --> 00:05:42,150 it's in their blood. 101 00:05:42,858 --> 00:05:43,900 And Tala, 102 00:05:44,442 --> 00:05:46,691 there's something that a lot of people here don't know about you, 103 00:05:46,692 --> 00:05:47,774 but they should. 104 00:05:47,775 --> 00:05:49,108 I hope you don't mind. 105 00:05:50,192 --> 00:05:55,024 It's not just time and money that Tala has given to so many charitable causes, 106 00:05:55,025 --> 00:05:57,733 she has also donated of herself. 107 00:05:58,150 --> 00:05:59,150 Bone marrow. 108 00:05:59,608 --> 00:06:00,608 That's right. 109 00:06:00,609 --> 00:06:01,857 - How did he know that? - I don't know. 110 00:06:01,858 --> 00:06:03,150 - She gave hers 111 00:06:04,025 --> 00:06:05,274 to her baby brother Nico, 112 00:06:05,275 --> 00:06:06,524 saving his life. 113 00:06:08,442 --> 00:06:11,400 But now it's time for us to give to you. 114 00:06:13,067 --> 00:06:14,567 Here you are 115 00:06:15,983 --> 00:06:19,358 standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here. 116 00:06:20,358 --> 00:06:23,025 And it may be frightening and filled with doubt. 117 00:06:23,775 --> 00:06:24,983 But always remember: 118 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:27,900 you are not alone. 119 00:06:29,192 --> 00:06:31,400 Everyone here is your family. 120 00:06:32,108 --> 00:06:33,108 We are your world. 121 00:06:33,109 --> 00:06:35,941 And we will cheer you on with delight in our eyes 122 00:06:35,942 --> 00:06:38,066 as you achieve your wildest dreams. 123 00:06:38,067 --> 00:06:39,982 So raise a glass. 124 00:06:45,067 --> 00:06:46,442 We may be born lost, 125 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,483 but now 126 00:06:50,608 --> 00:06:52,108 you are found. 127 00:06:53,692 --> 00:06:54,899 Cheers. 128 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:57,150 Cheers. 129 00:06:58,608 --> 00:07:00,982 - Wait, what? - Let's dance. 130 00:07:17,608 --> 00:07:19,774 - I already told you no earlier, Randy. 131 00:07:19,775 --> 00:07:21,982 What, what makes you think that I changed my mind? 132 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:24,025 - I don't know, you've had more to drink? 133 00:07:24,733 --> 00:07:27,066 - You can't say that to me, man. - Whatever, I don't need a lecture. 134 00:08:29,567 --> 00:08:30,608 - What are you smelling? 135 00:08:32,817 --> 00:08:35,232 - Orchid Explosion by Fournier. 136 00:08:35,233 --> 00:08:36,233 Right? 137 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:37,733 - Yeah. 138 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,358 That's very weird. 139 00:08:39,359 --> 00:08:40,774 - Well, I know my hair mists. 140 00:08:40,775 --> 00:08:42,857 I dated a girl who used to bathe in it. 141 00:08:42,858 --> 00:08:44,399 - Well, I, I don't like it. 142 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,441 Tala got it for me as a birthday present last year 143 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:48,691 and if I didn't wear it, she'd, she'd murder me. 144 00:08:48,692 --> 00:08:49,692 - That makes sense. 145 00:08:49,693 --> 00:08:52,275 - Here are the drinks you didn't pick up from the bar. 146 00:08:52,775 --> 00:08:53,775 - Thank you! 147 00:08:54,317 --> 00:08:57,107 I always get an extra one. Save myself a trip. 148 00:08:57,108 --> 00:08:58,483 - Or you might just be an alcoholic? 149 00:08:58,858 --> 00:08:59,983 - Hmm. Could be. 150 00:09:01,317 --> 00:09:02,567 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 151 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,649 - Cheers. - Cheers. 152 00:09:07,525 --> 00:09:08,650 - You're Misty's boyfriend? 153 00:09:09,025 --> 00:09:10,691 I don't think that we met at the rehearsal dinner last night. 154 00:09:10,692 --> 00:09:12,357 - I'm Sarah. - Nyles. 155 00:09:12,358 --> 00:09:13,567 - Hi. - Hi. 156 00:09:15,317 --> 00:09:16,733 So what's your deal, you don't dance? 157 00:09:17,567 --> 00:09:19,942 - Plantar fasciitis, actually. - Ah, respect. 158 00:09:20,692 --> 00:09:24,274 - Dear, I have been to more weddings in my life 159 00:09:24,275 --> 00:09:25,524 than you can imagine— 160 00:09:25,525 --> 00:09:27,899 - You might be surprised. - And I have to say 161 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:32,025 that your speech is the best wedding speech I've ever heard. 162 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:34,191 Shukran. 163 00:09:34,192 --> 00:09:35,942 Wow! 164 00:09:37,025 --> 00:09:38,067 Thank you. 165 00:09:38,608 --> 00:09:39,900 That feels good. 166 00:09:40,817 --> 00:09:41,900 - Yeah, I bet. 167 00:09:42,442 --> 00:09:44,566 But you don't actually believe any of the shit that you said? 168 00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:45,941 - Not a word of it. 169 00:09:45,942 --> 00:09:47,192 We're all fucking alone. 170 00:09:51,817 --> 00:09:53,775 Hey, uh, you don't want to maybe 171 00:09:54,733 --> 00:09:56,691 go some place where we could be alone, do you? 172 00:09:56,692 --> 00:09:57,692 - Wow! 173 00:09:57,693 --> 00:10:00,608 That is very forward of you. 174 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:02,900 What's your rush? 175 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:04,900 - Well, it's just, you know, 176 00:10:05,650 --> 00:10:08,441 your dad and mom are about to— - Step-mom. My mom's dead. 177 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:09,566 - Oh. 178 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:10,692 Yeah, well, um, 179 00:10:11,358 --> 00:10:12,858 they're about to sing a song and I, 180 00:10:13,483 --> 00:10:15,192 I just can't handle that right now. 181 00:10:17,983 --> 00:10:18,983 - And, uh, 182 00:10:18,984 --> 00:10:21,692 what would Misty think about us running off together? 183 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,982 - I have a feeling she'd be okay with it. 184 00:10:23,983 --> 00:10:25,857 - Oh my God, we're so bad. - Mm-hmm. 185 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,024 - We're so bad. - Mmm. 186 00:10:27,025 --> 00:10:29,149 Oh my God! 187 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,774 I can't say I ever liked her. 188 00:10:30,775 --> 00:10:34,982 - Yeah, she has her moments, but... this one hurts. 189 00:10:34,983 --> 00:10:36,441 - Why don't you go in there and stop them? 190 00:10:36,442 --> 00:10:39,524 - Ooh, trust me, there is not a world where these two don't end up together. 191 00:10:39,525 --> 00:10:40,899 Say something in Australian to me. 192 00:10:43,650 --> 00:10:44,650 - Well, 193 00:10:46,817 --> 00:10:48,233 if it makes you feel any better, 194 00:10:48,775 --> 00:10:51,607 my whole family is embarrassed by me. 195 00:10:51,608 --> 00:10:53,274 They all see me as a, 196 00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:55,566 as a liability who fucks around and drinks too much. 197 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,232 - Why would they think that? 198 00:10:57,233 --> 00:10:58,357 - Because I fuck around and drink too much. 199 00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,358 - Mmm. 200 00:10:59,858 --> 00:11:01,483 - Which they tell me, all the time. 201 00:11:02,358 --> 00:11:03,650 And then they, uh, 202 00:11:04,442 --> 00:11:05,900 try to take care of me, 203 00:11:07,150 --> 00:11:08,941 and it is absolutely suffocating. 204 00:11:08,942 --> 00:11:10,524 - Yeah, I've never been big on unsolicited help. 205 00:11:10,525 --> 00:11:12,691 - Exactly, I can fend for myself. 206 00:11:12,692 --> 00:11:14,816 - Of course you can. You don't need a leg up— 207 00:11:14,817 --> 00:11:16,733 Hold my legs up. 208 00:11:17,608 --> 00:11:18,608 - That was weird. 209 00:11:19,442 --> 00:11:20,816 - This is so fucked up. 210 00:11:20,817 --> 00:11:22,233 - So fucked up. 211 00:11:23,525 --> 00:11:24,941 - But it's kind of hot, though. 212 00:11:24,942 --> 00:11:26,775 Don't you kiss me. 213 00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:29,317 - Don't you tell me what to do. 214 00:11:35,192 --> 00:11:36,275 Hold on. 215 00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,150 Come here. 216 00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:42,567 I— I give up. I— 217 00:11:43,192 --> 00:11:44,858 Will you just please take off your clothes. 218 00:11:45,192 --> 00:11:46,442 - Yeah, you got it. 219 00:11:47,483 --> 00:11:48,483 Yeah. 220 00:11:50,692 --> 00:11:52,400 - Ha ha, nice. - Yep. 221 00:11:58,942 --> 00:12:00,567 Ha! - Yeah, yeah. 222 00:12:03,567 --> 00:12:06,107 You wear underwear under your bathing suit? 223 00:12:06,108 --> 00:12:07,899 Yeah, doesn't everybody? 224 00:12:09,817 --> 00:12:11,774 - Oww! Fuck! 225 00:12:11,775 --> 00:12:12,941 - What the fuck is happening? 226 00:12:12,942 --> 00:12:14,899 - I thought I smelled you, you piece of shit! 227 00:12:17,192 --> 00:12:18,691 Ahhh! - Oh my God. 228 00:12:18,692 --> 00:12:20,274 What the fuck! 229 00:12:20,275 --> 00:12:22,274 What the fuck is happening! 230 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,691 Oh my God! 231 00:12:23,692 --> 00:12:26,775 Holy fucking shit! 232 00:12:27,275 --> 00:12:28,317 What! 233 00:12:29,275 --> 00:12:30,858 The fuck! 234 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,816 - You're a sick fuck, Roy! 235 00:13:03,442 --> 00:13:05,192 - Keep running, shit bird. 236 00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:08,108 I will always find you. 237 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,567 Nyles? 238 00:13:40,858 --> 00:13:42,941 - No, stop, don't come in here. 239 00:13:42,942 --> 00:13:44,232 - Are you okay? 240 00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:45,442 - Don't come in here! 241 00:13:47,692 --> 00:13:48,858 Wake up. 242 00:13:50,858 --> 00:13:52,608 Good morning. 243 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,692 - That's a good leg. 244 00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:03,232 Okay, fine. 245 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,316 But we have to be fast. 246 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,816 - Shukran. Good day so far? 247 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:24,649 - Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same. 248 00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:26,399 You? - Today is young. 249 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,025 Ask me again at the end. 250 00:14:29,525 --> 00:14:31,232 Anything can happen. 251 00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:32,275 You! 252 00:14:32,817 --> 00:14:35,566 - What the fuck did you do to me? 253 00:14:35,567 --> 00:14:38,192 - Shit. - What the fuck did you do to me? 254 00:14:38,983 --> 00:14:41,649 Hey, come here. Get out of the water. 255 00:14:41,650 --> 00:14:42,983 Get out of the water. 256 00:14:46,025 --> 00:14:47,232 Get out of the water. 257 00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:58,066 Tell me what the fuck is going on! 258 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,441 You're a sick fuck, Roy. 259 00:15:11,358 --> 00:15:12,358 Nyles? 260 00:15:12,733 --> 00:15:15,857 Nyles. - No, stop, don't come in here! 261 00:15:15,858 --> 00:15:18,108 - Are you okay? - Don't come in here. 262 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,525 Hello? 263 00:15:31,192 --> 00:15:33,732 What the fuck. 264 00:15:49,692 --> 00:15:50,983 November ninth? 265 00:15:54,442 --> 00:15:56,442 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 266 00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,192 - What the fuck. 267 00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:06,357 Oh, there you are. 268 00:16:06,358 --> 00:16:08,275 Tala, I found Sarah. 269 00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:12,233 We were looking for you all morning, honey. 270 00:16:12,817 --> 00:16:14,233 - Okay. - Come on. 271 00:16:16,858 --> 00:16:17,942 Are you all right? 272 00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,274 - Yeah. 273 00:16:19,275 --> 00:16:21,358 - Sarah, peanut. 274 00:16:22,942 --> 00:16:25,733 You must've gotten up early, I checked your room at six. 275 00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:27,775 - Yeah, I... 276 00:16:28,775 --> 00:16:30,274 went on a hike. 277 00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:32,232 - Well, you look exhausted. 278 00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:33,691 Stay hydrated. 279 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:36,941 - Dad, is this, this is, uh, this is really happening, 280 00:16:36,942 --> 00:16:38,232 right? 281 00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:40,858 I don't understand your question. 282 00:16:42,025 --> 00:16:44,317 - This, this day already happened. 283 00:16:46,108 --> 00:16:47,192 - What are you saying? 284 00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,692 - It felt real. 285 00:16:50,733 --> 00:16:54,399 It— it felt so... real. 286 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,900 Are you on drugs again? 287 00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:02,857 What the fuck 288 00:17:02,858 --> 00:17:03,941 did you do to me? 289 00:17:03,942 --> 00:17:05,732 Hey! Come here! 290 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,482 I'm not gonna hurt you. Just get out of the water. 291 00:17:07,483 --> 00:17:09,275 Come here. You mother— 292 00:17:13,650 --> 00:17:16,107 Tell me what the fuck is going on! 293 00:17:16,108 --> 00:17:17,232 Sarah! 294 00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:20,066 Oh my God, what are you doing? 295 00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:21,274 Oh! 296 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:22,275 - Whoops. 297 00:17:22,276 --> 00:17:25,274 - Oh my God. Oh my God. - You're okay. You're okay. 298 00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:27,566 Jerry! Give me the teeth. 299 00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:30,358 The three front teeth have pretty much broken off. 300 00:17:30,775 --> 00:17:32,566 There's one full canine and— 301 00:17:32,567 --> 00:17:34,107 This is like a big day for everyone. 302 00:17:34,108 --> 00:17:35,649 This is a big day for me, too. 303 00:17:35,650 --> 00:17:37,857 The wedding is today, in six hours. 304 00:17:37,858 --> 00:17:40,399 - Sarah! Why are you standing there like a freak? 305 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,608 Why were you in the pool? - This doesn't make any sense. 306 00:17:43,025 --> 00:17:44,942 This doesn't make any fucking sense! 307 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:47,566 - Don't let him in! He can't see me. 308 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,941 - What happened? Is she okay? 309 00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:49,982 - Get out! 310 00:17:49,983 --> 00:17:51,691 She'll be okay. 311 00:17:51,692 --> 00:17:53,649 I'm taking Tala into town. 312 00:17:53,650 --> 00:17:55,732 This dentist glues teeth! 313 00:17:55,733 --> 00:17:57,858 - Yay! - I love you, Daddy. 314 00:17:59,275 --> 00:18:01,024 Oh! Oh! 315 00:18:01,025 --> 00:18:03,317 Sarah, no. 316 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:08,817 - Guess you followed me. 317 00:18:10,108 --> 00:18:11,108 - What's going on? 318 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,150 - I tried to stop you. 319 00:18:16,025 --> 00:18:17,275 - But what is this? 320 00:18:17,983 --> 00:18:18,983 When is this? 321 00:18:19,692 --> 00:18:21,817 - Yeah. About that. 322 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:25,817 So, this is today. 323 00:18:26,483 --> 00:18:28,232 Today is yesterday. 324 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:31,192 And tomorrow is also today. 325 00:18:31,858 --> 00:18:35,066 It's one of those... infinite time loop situations 326 00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:36,233 you might have heard about. 327 00:18:37,108 --> 00:18:38,442 - That I might have heard about. 328 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:39,899 - Yeah. 329 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:42,399 - How do I stop it? I don't want tomorrow to be today. 330 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,732 I want tomorrow to be tomorrow. 331 00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:45,816 - Right. That's natural. 332 00:18:45,817 --> 00:18:48,650 Uh, unfortunately, that's never going to happen. 333 00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:51,817 Tomorrow will always and forever now be 334 00:18:52,567 --> 00:18:54,442 today. So— 335 00:18:58,692 --> 00:18:59,692 Uh— 336 00:19:00,525 --> 00:19:01,899 Oh, how about this. 337 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:05,567 Uh, tomorrow, Tala's teeth will be totally fine. 338 00:19:06,317 --> 00:19:07,358 - Which way is that cave? 339 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,567 You don't wanna go there. 340 00:19:45,983 --> 00:19:47,192 Thank you. 341 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,400 Please... where is it? 342 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,275 You gotta wait. 343 00:19:57,317 --> 00:19:59,525 - Oh my God, fuck you. Just tell me. 344 00:20:05,358 --> 00:20:06,900 Where? 345 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,275 - I told you. 346 00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:12,275 You gotta wait. 347 00:20:13,442 --> 00:20:14,442 - What? 348 00:20:15,317 --> 00:20:16,900 Where, where is it? 349 00:20:18,108 --> 00:20:19,108 - Wait for it. 350 00:20:20,983 --> 00:20:21,983 Almost. 351 00:20:24,442 --> 00:20:26,192 I am the Antichrist. 352 00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:41,775 I'm just kidding, there is no God. 353 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,317 The earthquake happens every day. But — 354 00:20:45,650 --> 00:20:46,899 check it out. 355 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,108 Opens up the cave. 356 00:20:50,275 --> 00:20:52,483 You're not gonna find what you're looking for in there. 357 00:20:52,942 --> 00:20:56,525 Once you go in, the whole day just resets to wherever you woke up this morning. 358 00:20:56,983 --> 00:20:58,482 Same thing if you stick around. 359 00:20:58,483 --> 00:21:00,275 The second you fall asleep, it all just 360 00:21:01,317 --> 00:21:03,024 goes back to the start. 361 00:21:03,025 --> 00:21:05,816 - But will this day end if I go in there? 362 00:21:05,817 --> 00:21:07,150 - Sure. For you. 363 00:21:09,733 --> 00:21:11,733 You're wasting your time! 364 00:21:21,608 --> 00:21:23,066 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 365 00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:24,400 - No, no, no, no, no. 366 00:21:28,358 --> 00:21:29,358 Wake up. 367 00:21:31,233 --> 00:21:33,567 Good morning. 368 00:21:53,233 --> 00:21:55,107 She didn't leave a note? 369 00:21:55,108 --> 00:21:57,441 - Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left. 370 00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:58,732 - Don't say that. 371 00:22:06,317 --> 00:22:07,399 - Or she's scared. 372 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,857 - Of what? - Families, 373 00:22:08,858 --> 00:22:10,566 weddings, intimacy, 374 00:22:10,567 --> 00:22:13,524 melanoma, nanotech, round-the-clock surveillance. 375 00:22:13,525 --> 00:22:15,400 Sauce. 376 00:22:17,983 --> 00:22:18,983 She'll be back. 377 00:22:23,192 --> 00:22:25,399 - And how gorgeous are these two? 378 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,399 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys? 379 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,899 Oh, but, um, no, seriously, okay, guys, 380 00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:34,941 I know this is supposed to be like— 381 00:22:37,025 --> 00:22:38,607 Yeah! 382 00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:41,816 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're staying awake, yeah! 383 00:23:15,025 --> 00:23:17,066 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 384 00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:21,816 I'm coming, I'm coming, oh my God! 385 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,232 Sarah? - Oh, excuse me. 386 00:23:23,233 --> 00:23:24,524 - Hi. 387 00:23:24,525 --> 00:23:27,191 - Wake up. - Sarah, what the hell are you do— 388 00:23:27,192 --> 00:23:28,108 What are you doing? - Ow! 389 00:23:28,109 --> 00:23:29,900 - Get dressed. I can't be here anymore. 390 00:23:31,858 --> 00:23:33,317 - Oh my God. 391 00:23:34,192 --> 00:23:35,817 Are you fucking cheating on me? 392 00:23:36,775 --> 00:23:37,858 - No. 393 00:23:38,442 --> 00:23:41,067 You're cheating on me, you goof. 394 00:23:43,067 --> 00:23:44,067 - Wait, what? 395 00:23:46,567 --> 00:23:47,732 I don't know what it is. 396 00:23:47,733 --> 00:23:49,567 It could be life, it could be death. 397 00:23:50,192 --> 00:23:52,066 It might be a dream, I might be imagining you, 398 00:23:52,067 --> 00:23:54,274 you might be imagining me, it could be purgatory 399 00:23:54,275 --> 00:23:56,566 or a glitch in the simulation that we're both in. 400 00:23:56,567 --> 00:23:57,567 I don't know. 401 00:23:57,568 --> 00:24:00,858 So... I decided a while ago to sort of 402 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,567 give up and 403 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,607 stop trying to make sense of things altogether, because 404 00:24:05,608 --> 00:24:07,857 the only way to really live in this 405 00:24:07,858 --> 00:24:10,025 is to embrace the fact that nothing matters. 406 00:24:10,858 --> 00:24:12,274 - Well, then what's the point of living? 407 00:24:12,275 --> 00:24:15,150 - Well, we kind of have no choice but to live, 408 00:24:15,942 --> 00:24:19,357 so I think your best bet is just 409 00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:21,942 to learn how to suffer existence. 410 00:24:23,150 --> 00:24:24,150 - So we can't die? 411 00:24:24,483 --> 00:24:26,274 - No. Uh, the loop just starts over. 412 00:24:26,275 --> 00:24:28,816 There might be some way to kill yourself but I haven't figured it out, 413 00:24:28,817 --> 00:24:32,524 and I've done... a lot of suicides. 414 00:24:32,525 --> 00:24:33,525 So many. 415 00:24:33,942 --> 00:24:36,941 - No. No, I'm gonna get out of this. 416 00:24:40,275 --> 00:24:42,775 - Okay. Suit yourself. 417 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:47,192 - What are you doing? - Bracing for a quick death. 418 00:24:47,775 --> 00:24:50,483 I mean, we can't die, but pain is very real. 419 00:24:50,983 --> 00:24:53,525 There's nothing worse than slowly dying in the ICU. 420 00:24:58,192 --> 00:25:00,192 We could just skip this whole phase, 421 00:25:00,650 --> 00:25:02,233 go get a beer, you know. 422 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,774 Or not. Whatever. 423 00:25:07,275 --> 00:25:08,275 See you tomorrow. 424 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:10,942 Wake up. 425 00:25:14,025 --> 00:25:15,025 - So, 426 00:25:16,067 --> 00:25:17,607 as I was saying, 427 00:25:17,608 --> 00:25:21,108 you just... have to find peace, you know. 428 00:25:22,192 --> 00:25:24,900 - I drove all the way back home to Austin, 429 00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,482 and I still woke up here. 430 00:25:27,483 --> 00:25:28,442 - That's the way it works. 431 00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:30,149 You know, one time, I smoked a bunch of crystal 432 00:25:30,150 --> 00:25:32,067 and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea. 433 00:25:33,525 --> 00:25:34,732 It was a huge waste of time. 434 00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:36,316 They detained me as soon as I got off the plane. 435 00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:39,149 I was acting a little... odd. 436 00:25:39,150 --> 00:25:41,441 And then I passed out in a couple minutes, 437 00:25:41,442 --> 00:25:42,442 woke up back here. 438 00:25:42,443 --> 00:25:44,817 Whoo! 439 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,150 - Darla! You and me. A hundred bucks. 440 00:25:49,525 --> 00:25:51,108 - Who the fuck are you? 441 00:25:52,525 --> 00:25:54,691 Don't you know how to hustle, kid? 442 00:25:54,692 --> 00:25:56,357 - I'm an honest man, Darla. 443 00:25:56,358 --> 00:25:57,899 You're gonna lose this game, 444 00:25:57,900 --> 00:25:59,483 but you can keep your money. 445 00:26:01,609 --> 00:26:03,858 Oh my God, who was the guy that was hunting you? 446 00:26:05,233 --> 00:26:06,233 - Fuck! 447 00:26:14,275 --> 00:26:15,358 That was Roy. 448 00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:18,358 He was a guest at the wedding. 449 00:26:19,108 --> 00:26:22,317 Abe's dad's cousin, of the Schlieffen clan. 450 00:26:23,525 --> 00:26:25,274 That's about all I know about the dude. 451 00:26:25,275 --> 00:26:28,733 - Yeah, but... why was he trying to kill you? 452 00:26:33,733 --> 00:26:36,400 One night, a very long time ago, 453 00:26:38,733 --> 00:26:40,317 I partied with Roy. 454 00:26:41,358 --> 00:26:42,982 This was back in the early days, 455 00:26:42,983 --> 00:26:44,857 before I'd really acquainted myself with everyone. 456 00:26:44,858 --> 00:26:45,775 - Hey, hey. 457 00:26:45,776 --> 00:26:47,107 I was just feeling my way through it. 458 00:26:47,108 --> 00:26:48,858 - Uh, tuna? - Yes, sir. 459 00:26:53,650 --> 00:26:55,024 - I know you know. 460 00:26:55,025 --> 00:26:56,400 But you don't know that I know. 461 00:26:56,858 --> 00:26:57,817 Or do you know? 462 00:26:57,818 --> 00:26:59,691 - Do you ever wonder if people think you're boring. 463 00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:03,067 - Are you being a dick to the bartender? 464 00:27:04,108 --> 00:27:05,691 I would like a Moscato, please. 465 00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:06,733 - Sure. 466 00:27:07,483 --> 00:27:10,191 - "What might have been and what has been point to one end, 467 00:27:10,192 --> 00:27:11,692 which is always present." 468 00:27:14,192 --> 00:27:16,525 - On second thought, make that two shots of bourbon, please. 469 00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:27,941 - I like your hat. - Of course you do. 470 00:27:29,567 --> 00:27:30,733 Thank you, ma'am. 471 00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:33,149 To the struggle. 472 00:27:34,068 --> 00:27:35,816 Mister and Missus Schlieffen. 473 00:27:35,817 --> 00:27:37,774 Here they are. 474 00:27:37,775 --> 00:27:40,774 - Confucius said: Marriage is a bottomless pit of sorrow 475 00:27:40,775 --> 00:27:42,232 that makes you forget who you are. 476 00:27:42,233 --> 00:27:43,441 - He did not. 477 00:27:43,442 --> 00:27:45,608 - But there is a bottom, my friend. 478 00:27:46,567 --> 00:27:49,275 And it is a fucking dark place. 479 00:27:53,733 --> 00:27:55,858 What do you say, bud? You wanna dance a little bit? 480 00:27:57,650 --> 00:27:58,650 - Okay. 481 00:27:59,650 --> 00:28:02,191 - You know the officiant douchebag in the ridiculous suit? 482 00:28:02,192 --> 00:28:03,150 Trevor. 483 00:28:03,151 --> 00:28:04,567 He's got a bag of sweets in his pocket. 484 00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:07,817 I tried to hit him up, but he said he did not want to share. 485 00:28:08,483 --> 00:28:11,567 - ... money. Um, but tonight is not about me. 486 00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:15,899 - You were right. Got 'em. 487 00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:17,357 I don't know what that was. 488 00:28:21,150 --> 00:28:22,482 - Oi, open up, you cunts. 489 00:28:22,483 --> 00:28:24,024 - Give me my shit back! Come on! 490 00:28:27,525 --> 00:28:30,066 We're the shit. We're the shit. We are the shit. 491 00:28:30,067 --> 00:28:31,941 We are the shit. 492 00:28:31,942 --> 00:28:33,232 - You're alive! 493 00:28:33,233 --> 00:28:35,149 Oi, come on. Give me back my pills. 494 00:28:45,483 --> 00:28:46,650 This is 495 00:28:48,067 --> 00:28:52,150 the greatest... night. 496 00:28:53,442 --> 00:28:54,858 Of my life. 497 00:29:00,817 --> 00:29:03,358 I wish I could just live out here forever. 498 00:29:06,858 --> 00:29:07,858 Follow me. 499 00:29:10,608 --> 00:29:11,816 What is it? 500 00:29:11,817 --> 00:29:14,107 Your ancestors are in there. 501 00:29:14,108 --> 00:29:17,357 - My ancestors are in there? 502 00:29:17,358 --> 00:29:20,941 - Your answers. The answers you're looking for. 503 00:29:20,942 --> 00:29:22,399 - Okay. 504 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,067 That's a totally different thing, but 505 00:29:27,608 --> 00:29:28,733 I'm in. 506 00:29:30,025 --> 00:29:33,108 You took too much. 507 00:29:34,150 --> 00:29:35,816 No, wait. Roy, wait, wait. 508 00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:39,107 Wait. 509 00:29:39,108 --> 00:29:40,650 That was a mistake. 510 00:29:41,067 --> 00:29:44,025 When Roy found out about his new life, he did not take it lightly. 511 00:29:45,067 --> 00:29:47,274 Luckily, he lives in Irvine and wakes up there every day, 512 00:29:47,275 --> 00:29:51,232 so he only comes around once every few... days? 513 00:29:51,233 --> 00:29:54,399 Or weeks? I don't know. My sense of time is a little fuzzy. 514 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,899 - But what does he want? 515 00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:57,524 - I think he thinks it's revenge? 516 00:29:57,525 --> 00:30:00,232 Run, rabbit, run. 517 00:30:01,193 --> 00:30:03,024 - He may have some anger issues. 518 00:30:04,525 --> 00:30:06,692 You said you didn't want the day to end. 519 00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:09,858 What's that smell? 520 00:30:11,442 --> 00:30:12,649 No, no, no, no, no, no. 521 00:30:15,067 --> 00:30:19,441 So I vowed to never bring anyone into this life ever again. 522 00:30:19,442 --> 00:30:21,149 - Amen to that. 523 00:30:21,150 --> 00:30:22,942 I tied my tubes at 40. 524 00:30:23,317 --> 00:30:25,066 - Yeah. - You have to confront him. 525 00:30:25,067 --> 00:30:28,274 Right? I mean, you— you cannot keep running from this person forever. 526 00:30:28,275 --> 00:30:29,483 What are you talking about? 527 00:30:32,275 --> 00:30:33,275 Of course I can. 528 00:30:34,067 --> 00:30:36,857 - Hey. - Come on. Burrito truck just opened. 529 00:30:36,858 --> 00:30:39,232 That's for you. Keep the change, okay. 530 00:30:39,233 --> 00:30:41,858 But you have to promise me you're gonna spend it all today. 531 00:30:44,275 --> 00:30:46,482 - You know that's a scam? - Of course. Yeah. 532 00:30:46,483 --> 00:30:48,733 I just like to give back whenever I can. 533 00:30:50,025 --> 00:30:51,857 Material matters don't really concern me. 534 00:30:51,858 --> 00:30:53,399 - With the exception of booze and burritos 535 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:54,982 and designer drugs and candy. 536 00:30:54,983 --> 00:30:56,524 - Obviously. I'm not a Puritan. 537 00:30:56,525 --> 00:30:57,899 - And sex, I assume? 538 00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:59,232 You fuck other people in here? 539 00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:00,441 - Great question. - You must. 540 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:02,399 Right? - I have but 541 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,149 it takes a lot of work, 542 00:31:04,150 --> 00:31:07,232 and I try to live my life at this point with as little effort as possible. 543 00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:08,233 - Huh! 544 00:31:10,108 --> 00:31:11,232 Have we hooked up? 545 00:31:11,233 --> 00:31:13,317 - No. At least I don't think so. 546 00:31:14,358 --> 00:31:15,442 - So then, like, who else? 547 00:31:15,983 --> 00:31:18,192 - Right. Uh, well— - Besides Misty. 548 00:31:18,525 --> 00:31:19,483 - Daisy, the barkeep. 549 00:31:19,484 --> 00:31:21,482 - You know, I once had a guy with this car. 550 00:31:24,275 --> 00:31:25,317 - Oh yeah? 551 00:31:26,942 --> 00:31:29,316 - I don't think he ever walked again. 552 00:31:31,067 --> 00:31:32,067 Darla. 553 00:31:33,025 --> 00:31:34,857 - If you insist. 554 00:31:34,858 --> 00:31:36,857 - I bet that was great. - You would have bet right. 555 00:31:36,858 --> 00:31:38,191 - What about Tala? - No. 556 00:31:38,192 --> 00:31:39,400 But I have tried. 557 00:31:41,025 --> 00:31:42,067 May I cut in? 558 00:31:43,942 --> 00:31:45,108 - It's the first dance. 559 00:31:45,942 --> 00:31:47,357 - And that's a deal-breaker? 560 00:31:47,358 --> 00:31:49,316 - That didn't work? - It was a big swing. 561 00:31:49,317 --> 00:31:51,107 - Right. Who else? 562 00:31:51,108 --> 00:31:53,107 - Hey, hey! 563 00:31:53,108 --> 00:31:54,899 There you go? 564 00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:57,067 - You fucked Jerry Schlieffen? - Well, he fucked me. 565 00:31:57,983 --> 00:31:59,941 He put his penis in my butthole. - Yeah, I know how it works. 566 00:31:59,942 --> 00:32:01,733 - I'm really glad I tried it. He's a sweet guy. 567 00:32:02,942 --> 00:32:03,942 - Nice shot. 568 00:32:03,942 --> 00:32:04,942 And that's it? 569 00:32:04,942 --> 00:32:05,942 That's all you got? 570 00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:07,358 - Oh, 571 00:32:08,275 --> 00:32:09,275 your dad. 572 00:32:10,483 --> 00:32:12,025 - What are we doing? 573 00:32:14,358 --> 00:32:15,441 - I don't know. 574 00:32:15,442 --> 00:32:16,400 No, I'm just kidding. 575 00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:17,857 - Oh my God. 576 00:32:17,858 --> 00:32:19,857 - Uh, I got you, though. - You did. 577 00:32:19,858 --> 00:32:20,858 - What about you? 578 00:32:21,150 --> 00:32:22,400 What's going on with your sex life? 579 00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:25,900 - Nice try. - Hmm? 580 00:32:27,483 --> 00:32:28,483 - I'm not gonna sleep with you. 581 00:32:28,484 --> 00:32:31,232 - I mean, you asked me about mine, I was just being courteous. 582 00:32:31,233 --> 00:32:32,982 - I mean, I might have the other night, 583 00:32:32,983 --> 00:32:34,317 you know, I would have but— 584 00:32:36,025 --> 00:32:37,191 Not now, though. - Yeah! 585 00:32:37,192 --> 00:32:39,607 I was thinking the exact same thing, you know. 586 00:32:39,608 --> 00:32:41,982 We'll be seeing each other all the time, let's keep it simple. 587 00:32:41,983 --> 00:32:43,233 Don't over-complicate it. - Yeah. 588 00:32:46,525 --> 00:32:47,858 We've never had sex? 589 00:32:48,192 --> 00:32:50,482 Again, my memory is pretty shot, 590 00:32:50,483 --> 00:32:51,608 but I don't think so. 591 00:32:52,358 --> 00:32:54,274 Anyways, I think the party's gonna start pretty soon. 592 00:32:54,275 --> 00:32:55,275 You wanna head back? 593 00:32:55,858 --> 00:32:56,858 - Is that a joke? 594 00:32:58,067 --> 00:33:00,191 No. Why would I do that? 595 00:33:00,192 --> 00:33:03,066 - I don't know. Eat, drink, dance. Bask in love. 596 00:33:03,067 --> 00:33:05,107 - That is not love. - Of course it is! Tala's in love. 597 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,899 - No. You don't actually know what you're talking about. 598 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:09,316 We. You. Me. Everyone. Everyone we know. 599 00:33:09,317 --> 00:33:12,149 Nobody can stand the idea 600 00:33:12,150 --> 00:33:13,192 of being alone, 601 00:33:14,233 --> 00:33:18,691 so we... buy into this pageantry 602 00:33:18,692 --> 00:33:21,274 and celebrate its bullshit. 603 00:33:21,275 --> 00:33:22,732 - All right. So no wedding, then. 604 00:33:22,733 --> 00:33:23,858 Where do you wanna go? 605 00:33:25,608 --> 00:33:27,108 - Oh my God. 606 00:33:28,317 --> 00:33:29,857 Maybe it's a karma thing. 607 00:33:29,858 --> 00:33:31,191 - What is? - Yeah. 608 00:33:31,192 --> 00:33:34,483 What if it's like to get out of this... 609 00:33:35,150 --> 00:33:37,232 you have to be selfless and then you're free. 610 00:33:37,233 --> 00:33:39,566 - I just bought a hundred-dollar candy bar and I'm still here. 611 00:33:39,567 --> 00:33:41,941 - Yeah, but not like that. Like real acts of selflessness, 612 00:33:41,942 --> 00:33:44,066 like the bone marrow shit that Tala does, you know. 613 00:33:44,067 --> 00:33:47,274 Look, what if, oh my God, what if life just keeps going for everyone else here 614 00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,232 but not you and me until we've earned our way out? 615 00:33:49,233 --> 00:33:50,816 You've really never thought about this before? 616 00:33:50,817 --> 00:33:52,774 - Yeah, no, I've never thought about the multiverse. 617 00:33:52,775 --> 00:33:55,900 All right, fine, let's say you're right and that would work, 618 00:33:56,608 --> 00:33:59,066 what's the most selfless act you can think of? 619 00:33:59,067 --> 00:34:02,400 Something that would guarantee this day to end. 620 00:34:05,525 --> 00:34:09,233 And I have full faith in your abilities 621 00:34:10,108 --> 00:34:12,525 to keep the boat... 622 00:34:13,192 --> 00:34:14,192 afloat. 623 00:34:15,275 --> 00:34:17,149 And now, old mate Abe... - Oh, honey. 624 00:34:17,150 --> 00:34:18,816 Is gonna say his vows. 625 00:34:18,817 --> 00:34:21,733 - Actually, just— Sorry, hold on one second. 626 00:34:22,733 --> 00:34:23,858 You can take that. 627 00:34:55,108 --> 00:34:56,108 Are you joking right now? 628 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,066 All right! Get down! 629 00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:12,067 Get down! Get down! 630 00:35:15,067 --> 00:35:16,441 Down! Hey! Hey! 631 00:35:16,442 --> 00:35:18,232 This place— Get off me! 632 00:35:18,233 --> 00:35:20,774 Get off me! I should never have left the Great Lakes. 633 00:35:20,775 --> 00:35:22,441 This place is a nightmare. 634 00:35:22,442 --> 00:35:24,107 - Randy. - It's all right, Randy. 635 00:35:24,108 --> 00:35:25,191 Everything is great. 636 00:35:25,192 --> 00:35:27,982 - Sorry. - Uh, well, the gods have spoken, 637 00:35:27,983 --> 00:35:30,608 and they approve this marriage! 638 00:35:33,775 --> 00:35:35,274 - What the hell did you say to her? 639 00:35:35,275 --> 00:35:36,857 - Sister stuff. But I think I'm good. 640 00:35:36,858 --> 00:35:39,941 Selflessness is just... it's fantastic. 641 00:35:39,942 --> 00:35:40,942 - Right. 642 00:35:42,567 --> 00:35:45,067 - Uh-oh, Alan, you owe me a shot of whiskey. 643 00:35:47,692 --> 00:35:48,692 Alan. 644 00:35:49,150 --> 00:35:51,191 Well, Nyles, this has been great. 645 00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:54,107 Well, you know, not great, but it's been interesting. 646 00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:56,108 And, hey, in all your future loops, 647 00:35:56,483 --> 00:35:59,982 please keep me out of that fucking cave. 648 00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:03,192 And good luck with that psychopath who keeps trying to murder you. 649 00:36:04,192 --> 00:36:05,607 Thank you. 650 00:36:05,608 --> 00:36:06,483 Deal with him. 651 00:36:06,484 --> 00:36:08,233 - Yeah. - That could be your way out. 652 00:36:08,817 --> 00:36:10,566 - Well, you seem to have it all figured out. 653 00:36:10,567 --> 00:36:11,775 - Good luck. 654 00:36:13,358 --> 00:36:14,983 Coming! 655 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,982 Oh, Sarah? 656 00:36:16,983 --> 00:36:19,983 - Didn't work. Life is meaningless. Let's get the fuck out of here. 657 00:36:21,233 --> 00:36:22,483 - Oh my God. 658 00:36:24,358 --> 00:36:25,441 Are you... 659 00:36:25,442 --> 00:36:26,733 fucking cheating on me? 660 00:36:27,692 --> 00:36:28,692 What? 661 00:36:29,358 --> 00:36:30,567 This isn't funny. 662 00:36:31,483 --> 00:36:32,692 Okay, stop. 663 00:36:33,275 --> 00:36:34,483 I'm serious. 664 00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:36,107 Stop copying me! 665 00:36:36,108 --> 00:36:38,232 Stop pretending like you know everything! 666 00:36:41,358 --> 00:36:43,525 - Okay, I'm gonna go. - Wait, what? 667 00:36:44,067 --> 00:36:45,233 - And what is this place? 668 00:36:45,692 --> 00:36:48,274 - This is kind of a safehouse for me. 669 00:36:48,275 --> 00:36:50,566 The family who lives here is out of town. 670 00:36:50,567 --> 00:36:54,275 I don't know when they're coming back, but... it's not today. 671 00:36:59,108 --> 00:37:01,108 Let's waste some time. 672 00:37:11,108 --> 00:37:13,025 Hey, who's the mustache? 673 00:37:13,983 --> 00:37:15,732 - Prick my wife run off with. 674 00:37:37,108 --> 00:37:39,732 - Whoo! 675 00:37:44,858 --> 00:37:46,150 Aah! Stop, stop, stop. 676 00:37:59,067 --> 00:38:01,107 Whoo! - This is fucking crazy! 677 00:38:01,108 --> 00:38:02,316 Whoo! 678 00:38:03,775 --> 00:38:04,650 - Uh-oh. 679 00:38:19,108 --> 00:38:20,149 What the hell? 680 00:38:33,692 --> 00:38:34,983 Hyah! 681 00:38:43,692 --> 00:38:44,692 Whoo! 682 00:38:49,817 --> 00:38:50,817 Whoo! 683 00:38:58,108 --> 00:38:59,399 Hyah! 684 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,358 Hey! Ho! 685 00:39:00,359 --> 00:39:02,025 - Ahh! - Whoo-hoo! 686 00:39:03,692 --> 00:39:05,608 Whoo! 687 00:39:06,358 --> 00:39:08,274 - Sarah, where have you been? 688 00:39:08,275 --> 00:39:09,441 Tala's pissed. 689 00:39:09,442 --> 00:39:10,442 - I missed you. 690 00:39:11,567 --> 00:39:13,899 - What? - I want you to meet me in the bathroom. 691 00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:16,649 Uh, all right. 692 00:39:16,650 --> 00:39:19,692 - And I want you to wear... this. 693 00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:21,483 - Oh. 694 00:39:22,150 --> 00:39:24,066 Um, sure. 695 00:39:24,067 --> 00:39:25,982 Can I keep my shirt on? 696 00:39:40,692 --> 00:39:42,482 - And there's flames coming off the back and everything? 697 00:39:42,483 --> 00:39:43,857 - Oh yeah, it's such an awesome car. 698 00:39:43,858 --> 00:39:45,732 - How close are you sticking to my sketch? 699 00:39:45,733 --> 00:39:46,941 - I stuck to it exactly. 700 00:39:46,942 --> 00:39:48,024 You're gonna love it. 701 00:39:48,025 --> 00:39:49,482 - Awesome. - Looks really cool. 702 00:39:55,942 --> 00:39:57,192 - Wait! Stop! 703 00:39:57,775 --> 00:39:59,024 There is a bomb in the cake. 704 00:39:59,025 --> 00:40:00,232 Don't worry. 705 00:40:01,109 --> 00:40:02,941 I used to be a bomb guy. 706 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,275 Everyone stand back. 707 00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:09,149 - Oh my God! 708 00:40:09,150 --> 00:40:12,191 Foiled! You son of a bitch! 709 00:40:12,192 --> 00:40:13,732 You ruined my plan! 710 00:40:13,733 --> 00:40:14,857 Sarah. 711 00:40:14,858 --> 00:40:18,149 The sister of the bride and based on her accent, 712 00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:20,149 from origins unknown. 713 00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:21,649 I'll take her dead or alive. 714 00:40:21,650 --> 00:40:23,566 - Put the weapon down. - Fine. 715 00:40:23,567 --> 00:40:25,607 Then it's to be hand-to-hand combat then. 716 00:40:26,568 --> 00:40:28,233 Oh my God! Nyles! 717 00:40:28,608 --> 00:40:29,649 - How's it going? Is it good? 718 00:40:29,650 --> 00:40:31,107 - Yeah, looks really good. 719 00:40:31,108 --> 00:40:33,149 - And are the balls smooth and hairless, like I asked for? 720 00:40:33,150 --> 00:40:34,691 - Yeah. - And are you getting the jizz right? 721 00:40:34,692 --> 00:40:36,400 - Dotted lines. Straight across. 722 00:40:37,775 --> 00:40:38,817 - Ready? - Yeah. 723 00:40:42,442 --> 00:40:44,108 - Ta-da! 724 00:40:45,442 --> 00:40:46,567 - Wow! 725 00:40:46,983 --> 00:40:48,650 Thank you. That's beautiful. 726 00:40:49,358 --> 00:40:50,566 I'm not that old, though, am I? 727 00:41:08,025 --> 00:41:09,192 Think of it like this. 728 00:41:10,275 --> 00:41:12,483 Everything in this void 729 00:41:13,108 --> 00:41:14,982 the space where the candy bar once was 730 00:41:14,983 --> 00:41:16,983 but is now in my stomach, 731 00:41:17,567 --> 00:41:18,941 is the past. 732 00:41:18,942 --> 00:41:21,441 - Mm-hmm. - And everything that's remaining 733 00:41:21,442 --> 00:41:23,774 is the future encased in chocolate. 734 00:41:23,775 --> 00:41:25,900 - Mm-hmm. - I have no interest in this 735 00:41:26,483 --> 00:41:27,941 emptiness, 736 00:41:27,942 --> 00:41:31,066 you know, the who, what, why of your past. 737 00:41:31,067 --> 00:41:32,691 You got here, that's all that matters. 738 00:41:32,692 --> 00:41:35,067 - But if you really want to know someone deeper, it does matter. 739 00:41:36,608 --> 00:41:37,608 It does. 740 00:41:38,192 --> 00:41:40,357 You have to know the whole package. 741 00:41:40,358 --> 00:41:41,566 - I disagree. 742 00:41:41,567 --> 00:41:43,942 This... the next bite, 743 00:41:46,733 --> 00:41:48,025 that's all that matters. 744 00:41:51,567 --> 00:41:52,942 - I was married for two years. 745 00:41:58,192 --> 00:41:59,567 I knew it wasn't going to work. 746 00:42:00,608 --> 00:42:02,649 I knew it wasn't going to work out the moment that I said yes. 747 00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:05,107 I knew it wasn't going to work out when I moved to Austin for him. 748 00:42:05,108 --> 00:42:07,525 I knew it wasn't going to work out 749 00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:09,983 as I walked down the aisle. 750 00:42:11,525 --> 00:42:14,525 But... I went through with it. 751 00:42:15,067 --> 00:42:16,692 And it didn't work out. 752 00:42:18,775 --> 00:42:21,900 Now... ignoring all that 753 00:42:23,567 --> 00:42:25,358 would make me destined to repeat it. 754 00:42:32,525 --> 00:42:33,525 What about you? 755 00:42:35,692 --> 00:42:36,692 - Hmm. 756 00:42:37,150 --> 00:42:38,858 You gonna tell me anything about— 757 00:42:41,108 --> 00:42:42,274 - There's nothing. 758 00:42:42,275 --> 00:42:44,275 - What about your life before you got stuck in here? 759 00:42:46,442 --> 00:42:47,442 What was your job? 760 00:42:57,858 --> 00:42:59,358 - I honestly can't remember. 761 00:42:59,775 --> 00:43:01,441 - Oh my God, that's bullshit, Nyles. 762 00:43:01,442 --> 00:43:02,942 - No, I'm serious. 763 00:43:04,859 --> 00:43:06,233 Wow, it's been 764 00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:09,192 such a long time. 765 00:43:17,775 --> 00:43:19,233 These are fantastic mushrooms. 766 00:43:23,650 --> 00:43:24,650 - Yeah. 767 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,399 Too bad we're doing it in such a shithole, though. 768 00:43:29,359 --> 00:43:31,442 I am not a fan of this magical desert. 769 00:43:32,150 --> 00:43:34,816 - Well, then I just feel sorry for you. 770 00:43:34,817 --> 00:43:36,274 - Yeah? - Uh-huh. 771 00:43:36,275 --> 00:43:37,358 - Oh wow. 772 00:43:38,108 --> 00:43:39,899 Look, if you feel sorry for me, then that must mean 773 00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:41,232 that you care about me, Nyles. 774 00:43:41,233 --> 00:43:42,233 - In what— 775 00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:44,107 No. - In what, what? 776 00:43:44,108 --> 00:43:46,399 - Wha— No. When I say that 777 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,108 I feel sorry, it's like, 778 00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:51,357 it's the same way that I would say that I feel sorry 779 00:43:51,358 --> 00:43:53,274 that, you know, I finished one beer, 780 00:43:53,275 --> 00:43:55,691 and now I have to open a new one. 781 00:43:56,568 --> 00:43:58,442 You know, now I'm not sorry anymore. 782 00:43:59,192 --> 00:44:01,400 It's just a fleeting feeling. 783 00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:03,775 - Right. - It drifts away, 784 00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:07,025 just like, uh, they all do. 785 00:44:10,983 --> 00:44:13,233 - What do you mean, "It just drifts away 786 00:44:14,317 --> 00:44:15,442 like they all do"? 787 00:44:17,692 --> 00:44:18,942 Like, what has drifted away? 788 00:44:29,150 --> 00:44:30,192 Everything. 789 00:44:35,608 --> 00:44:36,608 Anyways, 790 00:44:37,733 --> 00:44:38,817 cheers. 791 00:44:40,233 --> 00:44:41,733 - To pretending not to care. 792 00:44:43,317 --> 00:44:45,567 - I like that. - I know you do. 793 00:44:46,525 --> 00:44:47,775 - To pretending— 794 00:44:55,650 --> 00:44:57,067 That's new. 795 00:44:59,858 --> 00:45:01,317 - Oh my God. 796 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:03,858 - Do you see them, too? 797 00:45:05,108 --> 00:45:06,317 Are they real? 798 00:45:07,650 --> 00:45:08,900 Who cares? 799 00:45:31,608 --> 00:45:32,608 Night. 800 00:45:45,150 --> 00:45:46,192 - Nyles. 801 00:45:46,733 --> 00:45:47,775 - Mm-hmm. 802 00:45:48,567 --> 00:45:50,275 - Let's just get it over with. 803 00:45:56,525 --> 00:45:57,525 - Okay. 804 00:46:10,775 --> 00:46:12,066 Wait. - What? 805 00:46:12,067 --> 00:46:13,400 What? 806 00:46:15,067 --> 00:46:16,441 - I just— 807 00:46:55,858 --> 00:46:57,899 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 808 00:47:15,692 --> 00:47:17,317 - Hey, um, 809 00:47:18,150 --> 00:47:20,692 sorry, you, um, you— you should probably go 810 00:47:21,650 --> 00:47:23,150 you know, before somebody sees you. 811 00:47:47,817 --> 00:47:49,650 Sarah. Sarah? 812 00:47:50,317 --> 00:47:51,317 - Yeah. 813 00:47:56,692 --> 00:47:57,900 - Gotta say, 814 00:47:59,525 --> 00:48:00,525 kinda felt 815 00:48:01,858 --> 00:48:03,400 a little different this morning. 816 00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:05,900 Like, 817 00:48:07,442 --> 00:48:09,233 you know, kinda good. 818 00:48:12,275 --> 00:48:13,442 'Cause of last night. 819 00:48:18,192 --> 00:48:19,192 - Oh yeah. 820 00:48:20,358 --> 00:48:21,358 Yeah. 821 00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,150 - Is that a "Yeah" of regret or— 822 00:48:26,942 --> 00:48:28,316 - Yeah, it was fun. 823 00:48:28,317 --> 00:48:29,483 It was fun. 824 00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:32,525 - Yeah, sounds like it. 825 00:48:36,608 --> 00:48:38,567 - I can't keep waking up in here. 826 00:48:40,192 --> 00:48:42,192 - Yeah, the waking up is always weird, 827 00:48:42,817 --> 00:48:44,025 but, you know, 828 00:48:45,442 --> 00:48:47,732 going to bed maybe just got a little better. 829 00:48:47,733 --> 00:48:50,399 Right? - This cop's been following us 830 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:51,400 for miles. 831 00:48:52,608 --> 00:48:53,900 - Oh. - Right? 832 00:48:55,983 --> 00:48:57,982 - Do you wanna talk about it or— - The cop? 833 00:48:57,983 --> 00:49:01,191 - No, the fact that, um, we had sex last night. 834 00:49:01,192 --> 00:49:03,649 You said we should have sex, and then we had sex. 835 00:49:03,650 --> 00:49:04,733 - What's there to talk about? 836 00:49:06,650 --> 00:49:08,482 It's all meaningless, right? 837 00:49:08,483 --> 00:49:09,483 - I mean, 838 00:49:11,483 --> 00:49:13,358 I hope it's not all meaningless. 839 00:49:16,275 --> 00:49:17,774 - So what, we're just littering now? 840 00:49:17,775 --> 00:49:19,150 - God, nothing. 841 00:49:19,608 --> 00:49:21,274 What is this guy's deal? 842 00:49:29,358 --> 00:49:32,607 Oh, there we go. Finally. 843 00:49:32,608 --> 00:49:33,691 - What are you doing? 844 00:49:33,692 --> 00:49:36,149 - You know, believe it or not, I've never been arrested before. 845 00:49:36,150 --> 00:49:38,858 Yeah, and I'm very curious to see what it's all about. Aren't you? 846 00:49:39,275 --> 00:49:40,275 - No. 847 00:49:40,276 --> 00:49:42,274 No, no, no, no, don't. 848 00:49:42,275 --> 00:49:43,358 I think it might be him. 849 00:49:43,858 --> 00:49:45,108 - Him? - Roy. 850 00:49:45,692 --> 00:49:47,983 Oh, that fucker! 851 00:49:50,733 --> 00:49:51,650 - Don't stop. 852 00:49:51,651 --> 00:49:54,274 - If you're not gonna take care of this, someone has to. 853 00:49:54,275 --> 00:49:56,941 - No, someone doesn't have to! We've been over this! 854 00:49:56,942 --> 00:49:58,358 I'm serious. I'm serious! 855 00:49:59,108 --> 00:50:00,400 - Help! 856 00:50:01,150 --> 00:50:03,649 He's trying to kill me! 857 00:50:04,817 --> 00:50:07,233 He's trying to kill me! 858 00:50:07,650 --> 00:50:09,482 He's trying to kill me! 859 00:50:09,483 --> 00:50:11,107 Sir, step out of the vehicle 860 00:50:11,108 --> 00:50:12,358 with your hands up. 861 00:50:12,733 --> 00:50:14,274 Thank you. 862 00:50:14,275 --> 00:50:15,817 Thank you. 863 00:50:16,358 --> 00:50:17,732 Is that him? 864 00:50:17,733 --> 00:50:19,441 Sir, if you do not comply, 865 00:50:19,442 --> 00:50:21,775 I'll have no choice but to remove you by force. 866 00:50:27,817 --> 00:50:29,317 Uh, okay! 867 00:50:31,775 --> 00:50:32,983 I'm coming out! 868 00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:38,691 Sorry about that, Mr. Policeman, 869 00:50:38,692 --> 00:50:40,775 I thought you were someone else. 870 00:50:42,358 --> 00:50:45,108 Should always go with that first instinct, shit bird. 871 00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:52,857 - Hi, Roy. 872 00:50:55,275 --> 00:50:56,982 Aahhh! 873 00:51:01,192 --> 00:51:02,900 You called for backup? 874 00:51:03,775 --> 00:51:05,649 - Dude, what the fuck are you doing? 875 00:51:05,650 --> 00:51:07,441 - Oh, come on, relax. I just, uh, 876 00:51:07,442 --> 00:51:08,442 I just clipped him. 877 00:51:08,443 --> 00:51:09,857 - You did not just clip him. 878 00:51:09,858 --> 00:51:11,357 - He's a fucking sadist. 879 00:51:11,358 --> 00:51:13,274 I— I was just saving you! You should be thanking me. 880 00:51:13,275 --> 00:51:14,275 He was gonna kill you. 881 00:51:14,276 --> 00:51:15,691 - Okay, well, no, thank you. 882 00:51:15,692 --> 00:51:17,274 - Freeze! Put your hands above your head! 883 00:51:17,275 --> 00:51:19,149 - Suck my dick, Officer Bitch. 884 00:51:19,150 --> 00:51:20,691 - Seriously, man, just leave us alone. 885 00:51:20,692 --> 00:51:22,316 - Are you gonna fucking Tase me, fuck face? Ooh? 886 00:51:22,317 --> 00:51:23,649 Ooh! Oh yeah, go ahead and Tase me. 887 00:51:23,650 --> 00:51:25,399 Come on, just do it. 888 00:51:28,358 --> 00:51:29,649 I'm touching your bike. 889 00:51:29,650 --> 00:51:31,275 Oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. 890 00:51:31,817 --> 00:51:33,524 Who the fuck is she? 891 00:51:33,525 --> 00:51:35,482 What the hell is going on with you? 892 00:51:35,483 --> 00:51:37,358 What? It got a little out of hand. 893 00:51:39,067 --> 00:51:41,525 - You think. - Sorry. 894 00:51:42,608 --> 00:51:44,107 - The pain is real. 895 00:51:44,108 --> 00:51:45,857 Why can't you understand that? 896 00:51:45,858 --> 00:51:48,274 - It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Right? 897 00:51:48,275 --> 00:51:50,399 Those are your words. - No. Pain matters! 898 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,316 What we do to other people matters! 899 00:51:52,317 --> 00:51:54,191 Being a source of terror is not fun, okay. 900 00:51:54,192 --> 00:51:56,982 It's not fulfilling. I know this from experience. 901 00:51:56,983 --> 00:51:59,274 It doesn't matter that everything resets and people don't remember. 902 00:51:59,275 --> 00:52:01,732 We remember. We have to deal with the things that we do. 903 00:52:01,733 --> 00:52:04,357 - Oh my God. Cry me a river, Nyles. You were never gonna deal with him. 904 00:52:04,358 --> 00:52:08,357 I actually did you a favor. So, fuck you. - No, Sarah, fuck you. 905 00:52:08,358 --> 00:52:10,607 Out of nowhere, you just start acting like a child, 906 00:52:10,608 --> 00:52:12,817 which, by the way, is how you got stuck in this shit to begin with. 907 00:52:13,567 --> 00:52:15,357 Oww! See? A child. 908 00:52:15,358 --> 00:52:17,024 Shut the fuck up over there! 909 00:52:17,025 --> 00:52:20,316 - I got stuck in this shit because you got me stuck in it. 910 00:52:20,317 --> 00:52:22,149 - I tried to stop you. 911 00:52:22,150 --> 00:52:24,857 Or don't you remember. I said, "Stop, don't come in." 912 00:52:24,858 --> 00:52:27,774 But no, you can't tell Sarah what to do. She's got it all figured out. 913 00:52:27,775 --> 00:52:29,107 - Are you serious right now? 914 00:52:29,108 --> 00:52:31,232 I followed you into that cave because I liked you 915 00:52:31,233 --> 00:52:33,024 and someone was trying to hurt you. 916 00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:34,816 Because I give a shit, 917 00:52:34,817 --> 00:52:37,691 which is something that you clearly know nothing about. 918 00:52:37,692 --> 00:52:40,274 If I had known that I was going to be stuck 919 00:52:40,275 --> 00:52:42,441 with a pretentious, sad bully 920 00:52:42,442 --> 00:52:44,566 for the rest of eternity, 921 00:52:44,567 --> 00:52:47,816 I would have stayed so far away from you, 922 00:52:47,817 --> 00:52:50,191 and I sure as hell would never have fucked you. 923 00:52:50,192 --> 00:52:52,192 - Oh please, we've fucked like a thousand times. 924 00:52:55,233 --> 00:52:56,525 - What? 925 00:53:03,108 --> 00:53:04,149 What did you say? 926 00:53:04,150 --> 00:53:06,150 - Wha— I didn't say— - Answer me. 927 00:53:12,817 --> 00:53:13,858 I lied, okay. 928 00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:16,691 We did hook up before. 929 00:53:16,692 --> 00:53:18,192 A lot. 930 00:53:19,067 --> 00:53:21,608 All I had to do was bail you out with that ridiculous speech at the wedding. 931 00:53:22,942 --> 00:53:24,107 But it was different then. 932 00:53:24,108 --> 00:53:25,733 It was always just gonna reset. 933 00:53:26,733 --> 00:53:28,858 And then you got stuck in here and— 934 00:53:30,025 --> 00:53:32,149 I don't know, maybe I should have told you, but I didn't wanna tell you. 935 00:53:34,650 --> 00:53:35,942 I didn't wanna tell you! 936 00:53:37,983 --> 00:53:38,983 So I didn't. 937 00:53:39,942 --> 00:53:40,942 Okay. 938 00:53:47,483 --> 00:53:49,358 - I'm getting out of this day. 939 00:53:51,067 --> 00:53:53,357 - Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay. 940 00:53:53,358 --> 00:53:54,442 Sarah, Sarah, Sarah— 941 00:54:04,900 --> 00:54:06,733 Hey. Pia. 942 00:54:07,650 --> 00:54:08,900 What room is Sarah staying at? 943 00:54:10,900 --> 00:54:12,482 Misty's boyfriend. Come on. 944 00:54:12,483 --> 00:54:14,441 - Oh, okay, right, right, sorry. 945 00:54:14,442 --> 00:54:16,442 Um, her room is second to last down the hall. 946 00:54:16,983 --> 00:54:18,192 But she isn't in there. 947 00:54:18,817 --> 00:54:20,316 - Where is she? - No one knows. 948 00:54:20,317 --> 00:54:22,942 Howard went to wake her up this morning, but she wasn't in there. 949 00:54:29,150 --> 00:54:32,941 - So, did anyone actually see her sleep in there last night? 950 00:54:32,942 --> 00:54:35,482 She wakes me up every morning, guys, so she's got to be somewhere. 951 00:54:35,483 --> 00:54:37,607 - Nyles, what are you doing? - Sarah! 952 00:54:37,608 --> 00:54:38,608 Come on out! 953 00:54:39,317 --> 00:54:40,900 Come on out! 954 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:42,608 Wake up. 955 00:54:45,692 --> 00:54:46,817 - Sarah! 956 00:54:49,733 --> 00:54:50,733 Sarah! 957 00:54:54,275 --> 00:54:55,317 Wake up. 958 00:54:56,192 --> 00:54:59,107 - Sarah realized the day wasn't about her so she left. 959 00:54:59,108 --> 00:55:00,524 - Oh, don't say that. 960 00:55:00,525 --> 00:55:02,066 - No, Howard. 961 00:55:02,067 --> 00:55:03,941 Once again, Pia is right. 962 00:55:03,942 --> 00:55:07,775 Sarah treats her life like it's her own private soap opera. 963 00:55:08,150 --> 00:55:09,233 - Who are you? 964 00:55:10,733 --> 00:55:12,150 - Misty's boyfriend. 965 00:55:15,483 --> 00:55:16,483 Wake up. 966 00:55:16,484 --> 00:55:17,857 Where is she? 967 00:55:17,858 --> 00:55:20,066 Seriously, did she tell you guys to do this. 968 00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:22,441 You didn't go in the cave, but she told you to do this, right? 969 00:55:22,442 --> 00:55:24,274 - I don't— I don't feel safe with him in the ho— 970 00:55:24,275 --> 00:55:25,732 I feel like we should call the cops. 971 00:55:25,733 --> 00:55:27,566 - That's, like, honestly— - Sarah! 972 00:55:27,567 --> 00:55:29,024 - I don't feel safe anymore. 973 00:55:29,025 --> 00:55:30,982 And how gorgeous are these two? 974 00:55:30,983 --> 00:55:33,732 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys? 975 00:55:33,733 --> 00:55:34,899 Hmm. 976 00:55:34,900 --> 00:55:36,191 - We're so bad. - Hmm. 977 00:55:36,192 --> 00:55:37,899 - Hold my leg up. - Wake up. 978 00:55:37,900 --> 00:55:40,524 Airforce Reserves, I ate three whole pizzas. 979 00:55:40,525 --> 00:55:41,774 Randy, you have the best stories. 980 00:55:41,775 --> 00:55:44,399 - I know. - Hey! 981 00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:45,941 - Oh my God. 982 00:55:45,942 --> 00:55:48,775 The wedding guy's here. 983 00:55:50,067 --> 00:55:51,274 - Yeah. - I need a breather. 984 00:55:51,275 --> 00:55:52,816 Can I, can I— - Oh, please. 985 00:55:52,817 --> 00:55:54,232 Go for it. I brought it for you, man. 986 00:55:55,442 --> 00:55:57,483 Misty's boyfriend. Are you in on this? 987 00:56:01,192 --> 00:56:03,192 That's a hard no. Okay. All right. Well, 988 00:56:03,567 --> 00:56:04,691 don't mind if I do. 989 00:56:04,692 --> 00:56:06,483 That's good, right? 990 00:56:11,233 --> 00:56:14,107 - Now he's married, man. Watch him go back to the wedding. 991 00:56:14,108 --> 00:56:15,692 I never wanna be married. 992 00:56:16,817 --> 00:56:19,316 - You okay, dude? - Did you two sleep in here last night? 993 00:56:19,317 --> 00:56:21,607 - No, Tala's all about that no sleeping together 994 00:56:21,608 --> 00:56:23,482 before marriage thing, so Abe took it. 995 00:56:23,483 --> 00:56:24,483 Why? 996 00:56:24,484 --> 00:56:26,066 - Abe slept here last night? 997 00:56:26,067 --> 00:56:27,317 Yeah. What's up? 998 00:56:31,150 --> 00:56:32,442 - So fucking beautiful. 999 00:56:33,275 --> 00:56:36,274 - Abraham, you slick fuck, I get it. 1000 00:56:36,275 --> 00:56:37,275 - Uh, 1001 00:56:37,650 --> 00:56:40,233 excuse me. - You and Sarah, it all makes sense now. 1002 00:56:41,192 --> 00:56:42,357 - What's he talking about? 1003 00:56:42,358 --> 00:56:44,316 Your sister and Abraham 1004 00:56:44,317 --> 00:56:45,566 boned each other. 1005 00:56:45,567 --> 00:56:47,650 - She wakes up with him every single day 1006 00:56:48,067 --> 00:56:49,774 and then probably sneaks out in the morning. 1007 00:56:49,775 --> 00:56:51,732 God, no wonder she hates herself. 1008 00:56:51,733 --> 00:56:52,608 Here, smell this. 1009 00:56:52,609 --> 00:56:54,316 - From Abe's room. - Shut up and sit down. 1010 00:56:54,317 --> 00:56:56,232 You're drunk. - Nyles, what are you doing? 1011 00:56:56,233 --> 00:56:57,399 - Just shut up and go fuck Trevor. 1012 00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,067 - That isn't true, is it? 1013 00:56:59,733 --> 00:57:00,941 - What? No. No! 1014 00:57:00,942 --> 00:57:02,482 This guy's been drunk all day. 1015 00:57:02,483 --> 00:57:03,941 - That may be accurate. 1016 00:57:03,942 --> 00:57:06,774 However, if you do smell the pillow, you will recognize 1017 00:57:06,775 --> 00:57:09,774 the distinct scent of Orchid Explosion by Fournier, 1018 00:57:09,775 --> 00:57:11,900 the hair mist you got for Sarah on her birthday. 1019 00:57:12,983 --> 00:57:16,774 Does anyone else here wear Orchid Explosion by Fournier? 1020 00:57:16,775 --> 00:57:17,775 - Oh my God. 1021 00:57:18,650 --> 00:57:19,650 - I didn't think so. 1022 00:57:20,525 --> 00:57:22,232 - Get the fuck out of here, okay. 1023 00:57:22,233 --> 00:57:23,899 - Abe, let's take a walk. 1024 00:57:23,900 --> 00:57:25,316 - You don't actually believe this guy, do you? 1025 00:57:25,317 --> 00:57:27,399 - You cheated on your fiancée the night before your wedding 1026 00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:28,691 with her sister? 1027 00:57:28,692 --> 00:57:30,816 And you know what, fuck all of you. 1028 00:57:30,817 --> 00:57:32,316 Sarah's a good person, 1029 00:57:32,317 --> 00:57:34,857 but for some reason, she's never been good enough for any of you— 1030 00:57:36,025 --> 00:57:37,066 Hey! 1031 00:57:37,067 --> 00:57:38,942 Come here. 1032 00:57:40,525 --> 00:57:42,233 - Stay back! - What are you doing? 1033 00:57:44,025 --> 00:57:46,232 - Try to ruin my life, huh? Come on. Let's go. 1034 00:57:47,775 --> 00:57:48,900 Ohh! 1035 00:57:51,733 --> 00:57:54,233 - Misty's boyfriend! 1036 00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:58,358 - Oh wow. 1037 00:57:58,359 --> 00:58:00,024 - Oh my God, oh my God! 1038 00:58:00,025 --> 00:58:01,982 Oh my God, is there a fork in my face? 1039 00:58:11,358 --> 00:58:12,816 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to invite 1040 00:58:12,817 --> 00:58:15,899 the mother and the father of the bride for a one-night special performance. 1041 00:58:18,733 --> 00:58:19,733 Tala, 1042 00:58:19,734 --> 00:58:21,942 you know that I'm not great with words, but 1043 00:58:23,150 --> 00:58:24,524 I do love you more than anything. 1044 00:58:25,817 --> 00:58:28,066 So, we're going to perform a number 1045 00:58:28,067 --> 00:58:31,232 that I sung to Howard on our wedding night. 1046 00:58:31,233 --> 00:58:33,607 It's a song that I want you two to remember 1047 00:58:33,608 --> 00:58:35,567 when you fall into hard times. 1048 00:58:36,150 --> 00:58:37,692 Love can get you through anything. 1049 00:58:38,442 --> 00:58:40,941 And this is A Lover's Concerto. 1050 00:58:57,900 --> 00:58:59,192 - I miss her, Jerry. 1051 00:58:59,983 --> 00:59:00,983 Who? 1052 00:59:02,692 --> 00:59:05,108 - Sarah. - Wilder? 1053 00:59:06,442 --> 00:59:07,442 Oh. 1054 00:59:07,983 --> 00:59:09,608 I didn't know you knew her. 1055 00:59:17,358 --> 00:59:18,442 - I love her. 1056 00:59:21,275 --> 00:59:22,275 - I see. 1057 00:59:23,983 --> 00:59:25,149 That's interesting. 1058 00:59:33,067 --> 00:59:34,316 Wake up. 1059 00:59:59,108 --> 01:00:00,650 Roy! 1060 01:00:01,317 --> 01:00:02,942 I'm turning myself in! 1061 01:00:03,858 --> 01:00:05,607 Torture me, I don't care! 1062 01:00:05,608 --> 01:00:07,024 - Motherfucker. 1063 01:00:07,025 --> 01:00:09,357 - You were right, it's dark down here! 1064 01:00:09,358 --> 01:00:10,857 - What the fuck are you doing here? 1065 01:00:10,858 --> 01:00:12,316 - Hey, Roy. 1066 01:00:12,317 --> 01:00:14,650 I give up. You win. 1067 01:00:16,817 --> 01:00:17,817 It's okay, everybody. 1068 01:00:17,818 --> 01:00:19,399 It's my nephew. 1069 01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:20,857 Thanks for your concern. 1070 01:00:22,692 --> 01:00:24,066 You cannot be here. 1071 01:00:24,067 --> 01:00:25,566 - Who was that man? - Fuck! 1072 01:00:25,567 --> 01:00:26,732 - Oh. - Hey, hon. 1073 01:00:26,733 --> 01:00:27,900 This is 1074 01:00:28,775 --> 01:00:30,107 - Nyles. - Nyles 1075 01:00:30,108 --> 01:00:31,524 He's an old friend. 1076 01:00:31,525 --> 01:00:34,983 Tuna will be ready soon, and we'll be out back. 1077 01:00:41,775 --> 01:00:43,357 You look sad. 1078 01:00:43,358 --> 01:00:44,942 Oh, he's okay, sweetie. 1079 01:00:51,817 --> 01:00:53,025 Twins. 1080 01:00:53,817 --> 01:00:55,942 Do you believe I made these at my age? 1081 01:00:56,983 --> 01:00:58,649 If I'd had one less Mai Tai that night, 1082 01:00:58,650 --> 01:01:01,025 I'd have put the condom on right, and they wouldn't be here. 1083 01:01:03,025 --> 01:01:05,108 So, here's to Mai Tais. 1084 01:01:10,733 --> 01:01:12,399 - So, this is your life? 1085 01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:13,400 - Not bad, huh? 1086 01:01:13,401 --> 01:01:14,817 Beautiful wife, 1087 01:01:15,608 --> 01:01:16,858 beautiful kids. 1088 01:01:19,442 --> 01:01:21,317 Little Joey is watering dog shit. 1089 01:01:22,275 --> 01:01:23,275 It's weird. 1090 01:01:24,525 --> 01:01:27,149 But... it's beautiful. 1091 01:01:27,150 --> 01:01:29,733 - What happened to marriage being a "bottomless pit of sorrow"? 1092 01:01:30,233 --> 01:01:31,650 - Things change, you know. 1093 01:01:33,608 --> 01:01:35,400 Priorities change. 1094 01:01:40,150 --> 01:01:41,607 Okay, so what are you doing here? 1095 01:01:41,608 --> 01:01:43,983 Just get on with it. You're freaking my wife out. 1096 01:01:47,025 --> 01:01:48,025 - I don't know, I— 1097 01:01:48,983 --> 01:01:51,107 I hadn't seen you in a while. - Yeah, no shit. 1098 01:01:51,108 --> 01:01:53,649 I ended up in the hospital last time I saw you. 1099 01:01:53,650 --> 01:01:56,608 Nurses wouldn't let me sleep. They were afraid I'd go into a coma. 1100 01:01:57,025 --> 01:01:59,358 - Nothing worse than dying slowly in the ICU. 1101 01:02:01,192 --> 01:02:03,192 - I had a lot of anger towards you, man. 1102 01:02:04,817 --> 01:02:05,942 I mean, 1103 01:02:07,275 --> 01:02:09,233 I'm not going to see my kids grow up, 1104 01:02:10,608 --> 01:02:12,775 never gonna walk little Libby down the aisle. 1105 01:02:18,858 --> 01:02:20,774 I guess I had my head up my own ass. 1106 01:02:20,775 --> 01:02:22,150 I mean, I didn't really 1107 01:02:22,942 --> 01:02:25,525 comprehend what I was putting you through. 1108 01:02:27,275 --> 01:02:30,900 That little stint in the hospital really opened my eyes, though. 1109 01:02:36,317 --> 01:02:38,483 This was always a good day here. 1110 01:02:39,442 --> 01:02:40,442 You know. 1111 01:02:41,150 --> 01:02:43,858 My wife in the prime of her womanhood. 1112 01:02:45,650 --> 01:02:47,692 Little Joey tending his dog shit. 1113 01:02:48,942 --> 01:02:51,691 Libby's gonna do a family portrait later this afternoon 1114 01:02:51,692 --> 01:02:53,275 where we're all animals. 1115 01:02:54,358 --> 01:02:56,192 I'm a cuddly grizzly bear. 1116 01:02:57,025 --> 01:02:58,942 I mean, it doesn't get any better than that. 1117 01:03:03,650 --> 01:03:05,317 You gotta find your Irvine. 1118 01:03:07,942 --> 01:03:09,692 - I don't have an Irvine. 1119 01:03:10,608 --> 01:03:12,025 - We all have an Irvine. 1120 01:03:15,275 --> 01:03:17,274 Hey, who was that loony bitch that blindsided me 1121 01:03:17,275 --> 01:03:19,442 with the cop car, anyway? - Don't call her that. 1122 01:03:21,608 --> 01:03:23,232 - You took her to the cave, didn't you? 1123 01:03:23,233 --> 01:03:25,357 Did you learn nothing from all this? 1124 01:03:25,358 --> 01:03:26,650 - She followed me in. 1125 01:03:30,442 --> 01:03:32,192 - Well, at least you have each other. 1126 01:03:34,650 --> 01:03:36,900 Nothing worse than going through this shit alone. 1127 01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:46,900 Okay, I think it's time for you to go. 1128 01:03:48,567 --> 01:03:50,692 - Can I stay for dinner? - No, man, look, I— 1129 01:03:51,442 --> 01:03:54,483 I think it's best if we don't see each other anymore. 1130 01:03:56,067 --> 01:03:57,317 It's not you, it's me. 1131 01:04:02,608 --> 01:04:04,983 - Could you kill me one more time? 1132 01:04:06,775 --> 01:04:08,733 You could still 1133 01:04:09,358 --> 01:04:10,525 beat the traffic? 1134 01:04:13,608 --> 01:04:15,483 - All right. Side yard. 1135 01:04:20,358 --> 01:04:21,817 I hope you find it, man. 1136 01:04:22,483 --> 01:04:23,483 - Yeah. 1137 01:04:33,983 --> 01:04:35,775 I'm getting out of this day. 1138 01:04:37,317 --> 01:04:39,816 - Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay. 1139 01:04:39,817 --> 01:04:40,900 Sarah, Sarah, Sarah— 1140 01:04:42,567 --> 01:04:44,650 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 1141 01:04:45,275 --> 01:04:46,357 - Hey. - Shut up. 1142 01:04:46,358 --> 01:04:47,524 That was awful and crazy 1143 01:04:47,525 --> 01:04:48,900 and it should never have happened, 1144 01:04:49,567 --> 01:04:52,399 and we both deserve every single fucking terrible thing 1145 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:53,941 that is coming toward us 1146 01:04:53,942 --> 01:04:55,192 because we are very shitty people. 1147 01:04:55,858 --> 01:04:58,858 But... I am done being shitty. 1148 01:05:05,775 --> 01:05:07,024 - Fuck. 1149 01:05:09,233 --> 01:05:12,524 Wh— What did we do? That was— that was so stupid 1150 01:05:12,525 --> 01:05:14,024 I'm a cheating piece of shit. 1151 01:05:14,025 --> 01:05:16,149 - Yeah, okay, great, I don't know. - I'm like my dad! 1152 01:06:07,775 --> 01:06:10,066 - There's only one possible future given the laws of our— 1153 01:06:10,067 --> 01:06:12,024 - Yeah, but it would allow an observer access 1154 01:06:12,025 --> 01:06:15,442 to the indeterministic universe on the other side of the Cauchy horizon. 1155 01:06:16,192 --> 01:06:18,482 - Okay. Sounds like you don't need my help. 1156 01:06:22,900 --> 01:06:24,982 - You'll be okay. You'll do just fine. 1157 01:06:45,067 --> 01:06:46,275 Wake up. 1158 01:06:54,150 --> 01:06:55,275 - Hey. 1159 01:06:58,442 --> 01:07:00,358 You're here? - Yep. 1160 01:07:01,858 --> 01:07:02,858 - Well, 1161 01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:06,107 it's good to see you. 1162 01:07:06,108 --> 01:07:07,566 You look, you look great. 1163 01:07:07,567 --> 01:07:09,567 - Yeah, well, I can't age. 1164 01:07:11,733 --> 01:07:12,857 Right. 1165 01:07:12,858 --> 01:07:13,941 Let me in, Sarah. 1166 01:07:13,942 --> 01:07:16,607 You can't lock me out of my own room. 1167 01:07:16,608 --> 01:07:17,608 Nyles! 1168 01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:19,400 Ugh! 1169 01:07:20,650 --> 01:07:21,525 - So, how have you been? 1170 01:07:21,526 --> 01:07:23,192 - Ugh, so bad. 1171 01:07:24,025 --> 01:07:25,025 I mean, 1172 01:07:26,692 --> 01:07:29,107 No, yeah, really, really bad. 1173 01:07:29,108 --> 01:07:31,275 Look, can I just say something? 1174 01:07:32,442 --> 01:07:33,692 I'm so sorry, 1175 01:07:34,108 --> 01:07:37,107 for lying, for not telling you about our past. 1176 01:07:37,108 --> 01:07:39,357 And I don't blame you for being mad at me 1177 01:07:39,358 --> 01:07:41,816 and staying away for so long. 1178 01:07:41,817 --> 01:07:44,066 But I've been thinking about it a lot, 1179 01:07:44,067 --> 01:07:47,107 and I don't know, I feel like we had something really good going 1180 01:07:47,108 --> 01:07:48,942 before I screwed it up, you know. 1181 01:07:50,067 --> 01:07:53,983 So, do you think there's any way we could just start over? 1182 01:07:56,275 --> 01:07:57,275 - Thank you. 1183 01:07:59,608 --> 01:08:00,608 Are you done? 1184 01:08:00,983 --> 01:08:02,733 - Yeah. - Cool. 1185 01:08:04,025 --> 01:08:05,025 So, 1186 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:07,816 I think I found a way out. 1187 01:08:07,817 --> 01:08:09,107 - Huh? 1188 01:08:09,108 --> 01:08:12,399 - We are trapped in a box of energy. 1189 01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:14,817 We get out of it by escaping the box 1190 01:08:16,108 --> 01:08:17,607 in the 3.2 seconds it takes 1191 01:08:17,608 --> 01:08:19,483 to travel through the loop itself. 1192 01:08:20,775 --> 01:08:24,066 - And by "escaping the box," you mean— 1193 01:08:24,067 --> 01:08:26,607 - We blow up ourselves and the cave during that window. 1194 01:08:26,608 --> 01:08:28,774 And if we detonate the C4 at the exact right moment, 1195 01:08:28,775 --> 01:08:30,858 it will propel us 1196 01:08:31,150 --> 01:08:32,150 out. 1197 01:08:33,733 --> 01:08:34,817 - To where? 1198 01:08:35,275 --> 01:08:36,192 - I don't know. 1199 01:08:36,193 --> 01:08:37,566 We could wake up, and it's today, 1200 01:08:37,567 --> 01:08:39,482 we could wake up, and it's 20 years from now, 1201 01:08:39,483 --> 01:08:41,566 or, you know, we could be dead 1202 01:08:41,567 --> 01:08:42,858 under a pile of rocks. 1203 01:08:43,358 --> 01:08:44,982 There's really no way to be sure, 1204 01:08:44,983 --> 01:08:46,900 that's why it's a theory. 1205 01:08:47,608 --> 01:08:49,192 But we have to try. 1206 01:08:50,150 --> 01:08:51,567 - Yeah, I guess. 1207 01:08:52,483 --> 01:08:54,067 Do we, though? I mean, 1208 01:08:54,567 --> 01:08:56,982 I don't want you to set yourself up for disappointment again. 1209 01:08:56,983 --> 01:08:58,192 Remember the whole karma thing? 1210 01:08:58,775 --> 01:08:59,858 - This is different. 1211 01:09:00,525 --> 01:09:01,941 I tested it. 1212 01:09:01,942 --> 01:09:03,608 - Tested it? How? 1213 01:09:03,900 --> 01:09:06,524 - Spuds' goat. I sent her into the cave 1214 01:09:06,525 --> 01:09:07,816 and I, I blew her up. 1215 01:09:07,817 --> 01:09:10,357 I don't know where she went, but she is not here anymore. 1216 01:09:10,358 --> 01:09:11,607 Can you zip me up? - Wait. 1217 01:09:11,608 --> 01:09:13,191 The goat is gone? 1218 01:09:13,192 --> 01:09:14,192 - Mm-hmm. 1219 01:09:14,775 --> 01:09:16,441 That's crazy, right? 1220 01:09:16,442 --> 01:09:18,732 So, I think that we just get through the rest of today, 1221 01:09:18,733 --> 01:09:20,649 we don't do anything too nuts, and then tonight, 1222 01:09:20,650 --> 01:09:22,608 we peace the fuck out of this shithole. 1223 01:09:23,567 --> 01:09:24,567 - Well— 1224 01:09:25,025 --> 01:09:29,232 I mean, you sure you don't wanna run some more tests or something? 1225 01:09:29,233 --> 01:09:30,899 - What? No. What are you talking about? 1226 01:09:30,900 --> 01:09:32,274 - Well, it's just the cave's not going anywhere. 1227 01:09:32,275 --> 01:09:33,774 What's the big rush, you know, 1228 01:09:33,775 --> 01:09:35,900 in case something actually does happen? 1229 01:09:38,442 --> 01:09:39,483 - Holy shit. 1230 01:09:40,650 --> 01:09:41,732 Are you scared to leave? 1231 01:09:41,733 --> 01:09:43,400 - What? No. 1232 01:09:44,358 --> 01:09:45,483 Not at all. 1233 01:09:46,067 --> 01:09:48,566 I just don't want to leave. 1234 01:09:48,567 --> 01:09:50,566 There's a difference. - Oh yeah? What's the difference? 1235 01:09:50,567 --> 01:09:52,817 - I wanna stay with you. 1236 01:09:53,817 --> 01:09:55,857 Look, I love you, okay. 1237 01:09:55,858 --> 01:09:56,942 How about that? 1238 01:09:59,317 --> 01:10:00,317 - What? 1239 01:10:01,025 --> 01:10:02,025 - I love you. 1240 01:10:04,733 --> 01:10:06,108 You— 1241 01:10:07,275 --> 01:10:08,900 How can you even know that? 1242 01:10:09,192 --> 01:10:12,066 I'm literally the only other human being stuck in here with you. 1243 01:10:12,067 --> 01:10:13,607 - No. What about Roy? I don't love him. 1244 01:10:13,608 --> 01:10:14,900 - Oh my God. Nyles. 1245 01:10:15,317 --> 01:10:16,983 I— So you, you're, 1246 01:10:18,025 --> 01:10:20,024 you are saying that out there, in the real world, 1247 01:10:20,025 --> 01:10:21,982 with millions of other people to choose from, 1248 01:10:21,983 --> 01:10:24,024 you would still choose me? - Yeah. 1249 01:10:24,025 --> 01:10:26,982 But why would I want to go back there anyway, you know. 1250 01:10:26,983 --> 01:10:28,441 It's a world with death and poverty, 1251 01:10:28,442 --> 01:10:30,607 debilitating emotional distress. 1252 01:10:30,608 --> 01:10:33,149 At least in here, we get to be together. 1253 01:10:33,150 --> 01:10:34,400 - You have lost your mind. 1254 01:10:35,733 --> 01:10:38,982 - Is that so bad? That's what love is all about! 1255 01:10:38,983 --> 01:10:40,274 Don't be so afraid of it. 1256 01:10:40,275 --> 01:10:42,024 - This isn't real, Nyles. 1257 01:10:42,025 --> 01:10:44,774 Everything that we are doing in here is fucking meaningless. 1258 01:10:44,775 --> 01:10:45,858 - So what? 1259 01:10:46,483 --> 01:10:48,650 I mean, it's not like things were going so great for you out there. 1260 01:10:50,733 --> 01:10:54,357 Look, I know about you and Abe, okay. 1261 01:10:54,358 --> 01:10:55,732 And if your plan works, 1262 01:10:55,733 --> 01:10:57,858 that's a whole other mess you're gonna have to deal with. 1263 01:10:58,650 --> 01:11:00,067 - How do you know about that? 1264 01:11:02,442 --> 01:11:03,858 Orchid Explosion 1265 01:11:04,942 --> 01:11:05,942 by Fournier. 1266 01:11:05,943 --> 01:11:07,566 But it doesn't matter! 1267 01:11:07,567 --> 01:11:10,317 I don't care about that stuff. That's like my whole thing. 1268 01:11:12,567 --> 01:11:14,316 - I can't keep waking up in there. 1269 01:11:14,317 --> 01:11:15,650 - Just ignore it. 1270 01:11:16,067 --> 01:11:17,567 - I need my life back. 1271 01:11:19,775 --> 01:11:21,067 And I am asking you 1272 01:11:22,150 --> 01:11:24,108 if you want to leave this place 1273 01:11:24,942 --> 01:11:26,441 and come with me. 1274 01:11:26,442 --> 01:11:27,942 - And I'm saying no. 1275 01:11:28,858 --> 01:11:31,108 But I'm also asking you to stay. 1276 01:11:45,608 --> 01:11:46,899 - Goodbye, Nyles. 1277 01:11:46,900 --> 01:11:48,274 - What? 1278 01:11:48,275 --> 01:11:49,525 Sarah. 1279 01:11:56,858 --> 01:11:58,442 - Nyles, what the fuck was that? 1280 01:12:01,442 --> 01:12:02,608 - We should break up. 1281 01:12:03,817 --> 01:12:05,399 - What? - You don't like me. 1282 01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:06,483 - I don't like you, 1283 01:12:07,025 --> 01:12:08,692 but I don't think we should break up. 1284 01:12:09,233 --> 01:12:11,317 - What? - People don't break up with me. 1285 01:12:11,942 --> 01:12:13,691 This is so fucked up. 1286 01:12:13,692 --> 01:12:15,649 - Okay. - I'm breaking up with you. 1287 01:12:15,650 --> 01:12:17,107 I had the idea first. 1288 01:12:37,442 --> 01:12:39,358 - Thank you. You have beautiful skin. 1289 01:12:39,733 --> 01:12:41,900 I love your haircut. - Me too. 1290 01:12:42,317 --> 01:12:44,107 Without further ado, let me bring up 1291 01:12:44,108 --> 01:12:45,982 the actual maid of honor, 1292 01:12:45,983 --> 01:12:47,857 the big sister of the bride, Sarah. 1293 01:12:49,817 --> 01:12:51,232 Good luck, girl. 1294 01:12:51,233 --> 01:12:52,524 Thank you, Misty. 1295 01:12:52,525 --> 01:12:55,066 Um, when I was 12, 1296 01:12:55,067 --> 01:12:57,691 I had just started at this new school 1297 01:12:57,692 --> 01:13:00,149 and I was truly terrified of the world, 1298 01:13:00,150 --> 01:13:04,817 and, uh, I kept having these really awful nightmares. 1299 01:13:05,233 --> 01:13:08,275 And then one morning I woke up after a full night of sleep. 1300 01:13:08,858 --> 01:13:10,900 And I find Tala 1301 01:13:11,483 --> 01:13:13,025 asleep next to me, 1302 01:13:13,483 --> 01:13:14,483 holding me. 1303 01:13:16,192 --> 01:13:17,774 She'd heard me crying in my sleep, 1304 01:13:17,775 --> 01:13:22,233 and... she... crawled into my bed to snuggle me 1305 01:13:22,858 --> 01:13:24,107 because she thought that might help. 1306 01:13:24,108 --> 01:13:27,108 And she was, like, five years old. 1307 01:13:28,442 --> 01:13:30,358 And I never had another nightmare. 1308 01:13:32,525 --> 01:13:34,692 Uh, you have this 1309 01:13:36,025 --> 01:13:38,524 selflessness and this hopefulness 1310 01:13:38,525 --> 01:13:41,108 that's really... special. 1311 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:45,525 It's really rare. 1312 01:13:50,608 --> 01:13:53,025 Big sisters are supposed to teach baby sisters, 1313 01:13:54,733 --> 01:13:56,900 but I will today and forever, 1314 01:13:57,817 --> 01:13:58,900 and ever and ever, 1315 01:14:00,567 --> 01:14:02,233 be learning from you. 1316 01:14:05,942 --> 01:14:06,942 Um— 1317 01:14:09,233 --> 01:14:12,192 And now, Abe, 1318 01:14:17,525 --> 01:14:20,191 don't fuck this up. 1319 01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:26,400 - I won't. 1320 01:14:30,150 --> 01:14:31,524 - Good. 1321 01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:41,400 - You smell so good. 1322 01:14:45,192 --> 01:14:46,192 I love you. 1323 01:14:46,193 --> 01:14:47,525 - I love you, too. 1324 01:14:51,817 --> 01:14:54,900 So, hopefully you get this and sorry about that, again. 1325 01:14:55,900 --> 01:14:58,942 And, uh, I hope to see you soon. 1326 01:14:59,858 --> 01:15:00,858 Okay. 1327 01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:05,274 - That was a lovely speech, dear. 1328 01:15:05,275 --> 01:15:07,357 - Thank you, Nana. Thanks. 1329 01:15:07,358 --> 01:15:11,192 - You know, I lost my mother when I was very young, too. 1330 01:15:14,775 --> 01:15:15,858 - Yeah. 1331 01:15:18,192 --> 01:15:21,192 - Well, I suppose now that you'll be going soon. 1332 01:15:22,567 --> 01:15:23,733 Good luck. 1333 01:15:35,317 --> 01:15:36,900 - You okay, sweetheart? 1334 01:15:38,692 --> 01:15:40,900 - I've felt everything I'll ever feel, 1335 01:15:42,608 --> 01:15:45,108 so I'll never feel ever again. 1336 01:15:46,567 --> 01:15:48,399 - What're you pouring this kid, Ted? 1337 01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:49,774 - That's his first drink. 1338 01:15:49,775 --> 01:15:51,150 - I thought I knew how to live. 1339 01:15:54,483 --> 01:15:55,483 I didn't. 1340 01:15:56,358 --> 01:15:57,733 Or I don't? 1341 01:15:58,317 --> 01:16:01,233 - Honey, take a look around. 1342 01:16:01,942 --> 01:16:04,108 Whatever you're after, it ain't here. 1343 01:16:21,233 --> 01:16:23,107 Oh my God. 1344 01:16:23,108 --> 01:16:24,692 I'm an idiot. 1345 01:16:25,233 --> 01:16:27,441 - You sure he didn't take anything? 1346 01:16:27,442 --> 01:16:28,525 - Kid's just moping there. 1347 01:16:31,068 --> 01:16:33,857 - I'm a fucking adult, Ted with the pickup truck. 1348 01:16:33,858 --> 01:16:35,482 - You talk to me like that, 1349 01:16:35,483 --> 01:16:37,525 you'll be pulling your teeth from the bar. 1350 01:16:47,817 --> 01:16:49,191 - Thanks, Ted, 1351 01:17:05,192 --> 01:17:06,692 No. No! 1352 01:17:08,275 --> 01:17:09,357 Ohh! 1353 01:17:09,358 --> 01:17:10,775 Damn it! 1354 01:17:15,442 --> 01:17:16,774 Spud! Don't shoot, don't shoot! 1355 01:17:16,775 --> 01:17:18,732 Please, I— I need help. 1356 01:17:18,733 --> 01:17:20,107 A ride, anything. 1357 01:17:20,108 --> 01:17:21,150 - Who the fuck are you? 1358 01:17:22,108 --> 01:17:24,982 - Thirty years ago, you met a woman named Tracy Holmes 1359 01:17:24,983 --> 01:17:26,441 at a bar in Aberdeen. 1360 01:17:26,442 --> 01:17:29,066 She took your virginity in the bathroom and then left town. 1361 01:17:29,067 --> 01:17:30,233 You never saw her again. 1362 01:17:31,150 --> 01:17:32,150 Spuds, 1363 01:17:33,525 --> 01:17:34,650 I'm your son. 1364 01:17:37,650 --> 01:17:39,025 - I always had a feeling. 1365 01:17:50,358 --> 01:17:51,732 Sarah! 1366 01:17:51,733 --> 01:17:52,900 Sarah, wait! 1367 01:17:53,483 --> 01:17:54,483 Wait! 1368 01:17:56,233 --> 01:17:58,066 I get it now. You were right. 1369 01:17:58,067 --> 01:17:59,233 I was scared, 1370 01:18:00,275 --> 01:18:01,692 but I'm not anymore! 1371 01:18:02,067 --> 01:18:03,192 Look, Sarah, 1372 01:18:03,608 --> 01:18:05,357 from the first time that I saw you— 1373 01:18:05,358 --> 01:18:06,857 - No, stop. Stop it. 1374 01:18:06,858 --> 01:18:09,525 Nyles, I don't, I don't want another one of your speeches, 1375 01:18:10,233 --> 01:18:11,233 all right. 1376 01:18:19,317 --> 01:18:20,774 You get one more sentence. 1377 01:18:20,775 --> 01:18:21,775 - Okay. 1378 01:18:22,358 --> 01:18:23,358 Okay. 1379 01:18:23,983 --> 01:18:25,900 Even though I pretend not to be, 1380 01:18:26,567 --> 01:18:29,108 I've realized that I'm completely co-dependent, 1381 01:18:29,650 --> 01:18:30,899 but I'm cool with it 1382 01:18:30,900 --> 01:18:34,150 because I think that life should be shared now, 1383 01:18:34,608 --> 01:18:37,483 and I need you to survive. 1384 01:18:38,525 --> 01:18:39,525 - Okay. 1385 01:18:40,150 --> 01:18:42,733 That's your one sentence. - I need you to survive, comma, 1386 01:18:43,733 --> 01:18:45,150 but it's so much more than that... 1387 01:18:45,650 --> 01:18:46,900 uh, colon. 1388 01:18:48,443 --> 01:18:50,817 I know you better than anyone knows you. 1389 01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:54,399 And remember that night we saw the dinosaurs, 1390 01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:56,274 you said it yourself, in order to really know a person 1391 01:18:56,275 --> 01:18:58,399 you have to see the entire package, the good and the bad, 1392 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,942 and I've seen your package, and it is excellent, Sarah. 1393 01:19:02,150 --> 01:19:03,150 Ampersand. 1394 01:19:04,192 --> 01:19:06,150 You're my favorite person that I've ever met, 1395 01:19:08,233 --> 01:19:09,857 and, yes, I know that it's crazy odds 1396 01:19:09,858 --> 01:19:12,191 that the person I like the most in my entire life 1397 01:19:12,192 --> 01:19:13,982 would be someone I met while I was stuck in a time loop, 1398 01:19:13,983 --> 01:19:15,232 but you know what else has crazy odds? 1399 01:19:15,233 --> 01:19:16,900 Getting stuck in a time loop. 1400 01:19:18,150 --> 01:19:19,191 Dot, dot, dot— 1401 01:19:19,192 --> 01:19:20,649 - Ellipses. - Ellipses, thank you. 1402 01:19:20,650 --> 01:19:21,691 - It's called an ellipses. 1403 01:19:21,692 --> 01:19:23,317 - Ellipses, look, 1404 01:19:24,025 --> 01:19:27,524 I hope that blowing ourselves up works, 1405 01:19:27,525 --> 01:19:30,149 but it's really irrelevant to me 1406 01:19:30,150 --> 01:19:31,483 as long as I'm with you. 1407 01:19:32,192 --> 01:19:34,108 And if it kills us, well then 1408 01:19:37,233 --> 01:19:38,900 I'd rather die with you 1409 01:19:39,525 --> 01:19:41,108 than live in this world without you, 1410 01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:43,983 emphatic period. 1411 01:19:50,025 --> 01:19:51,482 - That was a grammatical nightmare. 1412 01:19:51,483 --> 01:19:54,441 - Yeah, I'm hoping it didn't distract from my point too much. 1413 01:19:54,442 --> 01:19:56,857 - I mean, an emphatic period is just a— it's just an exclamation point. 1414 01:19:56,858 --> 01:19:58,025 - I didn't want to seem desperate. 1415 01:20:02,733 --> 01:20:04,358 - What if we get sick of each other? 1416 01:20:05,900 --> 01:20:07,858 - We're already sick of each other. 1417 01:20:09,358 --> 01:20:10,525 It's the best. 1418 01:20:15,317 --> 01:20:17,858 - I can survive just fine without you, you know. 1419 01:20:21,192 --> 01:20:22,192 But there— there's 1420 01:20:22,942 --> 01:20:26,108 a chance that this life can be a little less mundane 1421 01:20:27,358 --> 01:20:28,358 with you in it. 1422 01:20:29,192 --> 01:20:30,192 - Yeah. 1423 01:20:30,650 --> 01:20:31,733 Less mundane. 1424 01:20:32,483 --> 01:20:34,858 That's a super low bar. That's a great place to start. 1425 01:20:39,233 --> 01:20:40,233 - Okay. 1426 01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:42,400 - Okay. 1427 01:20:44,567 --> 01:20:47,817 - Come on. Let's see if we blow up and die. 1428 01:20:48,858 --> 01:20:49,899 - Okay. 1429 01:20:53,692 --> 01:20:54,858 So, 1430 01:20:55,900 --> 01:20:59,107 was the whole goat disappearing thing for real or was that bullshit? 1431 01:20:59,108 --> 01:21:00,607 - It's too late, you've already committed. 1432 01:21:00,608 --> 01:21:01,692 - Damn it! 1433 01:21:03,317 --> 01:21:05,900 Where do you wanna go on our first date when this for sure works? 1434 01:21:06,692 --> 01:21:09,607 - Your mom's house. - Okay. This was a mistake. 1435 01:21:09,608 --> 01:21:11,608 - Your mom's a mistake. - All right. 1436 01:21:18,275 --> 01:21:19,900 - In case I don't see you again, 1437 01:21:22,150 --> 01:21:23,192 I love you, too. 1438 01:22:22,275 --> 01:22:23,483 - So, now what do we do? 1439 01:22:26,733 --> 01:22:29,317 - Well, I should probably go pick up my dog. 1440 01:22:34,567 --> 01:22:35,567 - You have a dog? 1441 01:22:36,067 --> 01:22:37,525 - Yeah. Fred. 1442 01:22:39,525 --> 01:22:41,608 - You have a dog named Fred? - I do. 1443 01:22:42,442 --> 01:22:43,691 - You've never mentioned this. 1444 01:22:43,692 --> 01:22:44,858 - Never came up. 1445 01:22:45,358 --> 01:22:47,317 - Where is he? - With a neighbor. 1446 01:22:48,442 --> 01:22:49,649 - What kind of dog is he? 1447 01:22:49,650 --> 01:22:51,191 - He's one of them shaggy dogs. 1448 01:22:51,192 --> 01:22:53,482 - "He's one of them shaggy dogs." 1449 01:22:53,483 --> 01:22:55,817 - Hey, what the fuck are you doing in our pool? 1450 01:23:01,108 --> 01:23:03,025 - I guess they come back November 10th. 1451 01:24:00,692 --> 01:24:02,149 - Hey, shit bird. 1452 01:24:02,150 --> 01:24:03,566 I got the message from your girlfriend last night. 1453 01:24:03,567 --> 01:24:05,567 That is a pretty crazy theory. 1454 01:24:06,025 --> 01:24:07,317 You really think it could work? 1455 01:24:09,608 --> 01:24:12,067 - I'm sorry. Do I know you? 1456 01:24:17,025 --> 01:24:18,733 I'm Nyles. 1457 01:24:22,233 --> 01:24:23,233 - Hi. 1458 01:24:23,775 --> 01:24:24,775 - Hi. 1459 01:24:29,150 --> 01:24:30,233 - No way. 1460 01:24:32,025 --> 01:24:33,066 Wow! 1461 01:24:33,067 --> 01:24:37,525 - Daisy, I'd like... lots of alcohol please. 1462 01:24:38,233 --> 01:24:39,941 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah.