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Last week, Flash Gordon

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defended the Witch Queen Azura

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from the attack of the Death dwarfs.

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Paul, having proclaimed himself
King of Blue Magic Land

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offered John the Hawkman
the command of the army...

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Go on, then, Paul.

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Don't be long.

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Paul?

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Paul?

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Paul.

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- He winked at me! He winked at me!
- Whoo!

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I love it here.

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You know, it feels so...

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- Right.
- Yeah.

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We're 5,339 miles from home

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and yet, somehow, I feel like we belong.

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I know what you mean.

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I think this is probably
the most fun I have ever had.

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I'm so glad we came, Clive.

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Clive?

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- May I?
- Be my guest.

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- Thank you.
- I was over there, on my own.

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That there is the Black Vampire.

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Watch out.

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She bites.

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How much?

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$1,349.99.

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Aren't you gonna get it?

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Fair enough.

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I can't believe we're gonna
meet Adam Shadowchild.

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I know.
He's, like, the coolest man in the world.

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Thank you.

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Come forth. Welcome, my friends.

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I just wanted to say that the Planet Fall
trilogy has been a huge influence

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on me and on my work.

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Don't tell me. You're a writer.

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- I am, yeah.
- Well, good.

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He actually won a Nebulon Award in 1992.

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For best science fiction short story
by a male under 16.

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- I'm working on a follow-up.
- Oh.

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Oh, I'd love to see that.

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Not today.

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No, no. It's a legal thing.

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I'm sure it's good.

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That is a wonderful cover. Three tits.

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Awesome.

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- That was Graeme, my illustrator.
- I'm an artist.

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I'm hoping to complete it soon.

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I'm just having a bit of trouble
with the ending.

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Well, a wise man said,

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"You have to spin a good yarn
before you can weave a great dream. "

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Who said that?

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I did. I just said that.

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Move along, please, guys.

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Yes.

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- Very nice to meet you.
- No, no...

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Thank you.

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- You bought a book?
- No.

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Then fuck off.

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Let's get a picture of you, me and Adam.

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- Okay, ready.
- Ready.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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- Is that the RV place?
- Yes.

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And there's definitely two single beds?

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Because there's been
a bit of a mix-up at the hotel.

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Okay. Excellent. Thank you very much.

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And have a nice day to you, as well.

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- Is it here?
- It's in the car park.

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I think you mean "the parking lot. "

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I sure do.

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I did my American voice.

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It's amazing, isn't it?
We're actually here. America.

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Huh?

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How long have we dreamt about this?

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- Since we were kids.
- Yeah.

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Now look at us. Grown men.

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Pizza!

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- Hi!
- Hiya!

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- Good evening, sir.
- Come on in.

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- Where can I set this down?
- You could put it on the bed.

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You guys on honeymoon?

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No.

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No, silly. We're just friends.

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We had a mix-up.
The reservations were messed up.

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Pop it on the table here. Let me clear that.

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- Ah, going on a road trip?
- Yeah. Yes.

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What better way to follow Comic-Con

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than a tour ofAmerica's
most famous UFO hotspots?

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Huh?

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We're going to Area 51
and the Black Mailbox in Nevada,

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then down to Camp Verde,
then to Apache Junction

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and then on down to Roswell, New Mexico
for the site of the famous crash of '47.

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- No.
- Everybody knows that.

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Stop it! It's an alleged site at this point.

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Why would they admit there was a crash,

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if the crash happened somewhere else?

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Let's just agree to disagree, all right?

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That's what we always say at the end.

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Do you believe in aliens?

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What do you mean, "aliens"?

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I'll sign that check, shall I?

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Get that out of your way.
Pizza grease on a map is the worst thing.

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We should turn in.
We got an early start in the morning.

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Yeah.

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What do you think
you're gonna dream about?

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Oh, the open road. High adventure.
That kind of thing.

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Mmm.

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- You?
- Wonder Woman.

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- Please don't.
- Okay.

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- You ready?
- Yeah.

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Okay. And...

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Three, two, one.

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What an amazing Con.

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That, my friend, was just the beginning.

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Here you go.

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That's not ours.

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No?

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No. That's ours.

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Fucking orcs!

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That one.

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Oh.

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Oh! People!

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Smile.

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"Watch the skies" or "Alien on board"?

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"Alien on board," please.

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Okay. If you're sure.

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So, how was Comic-Con?

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We met Adam Shadowchild.

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Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild?

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Oh, hewrote The Venusian Pangenesis.

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I didn't read that one.

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Jenny Starpepper and the Great Brass Hen?

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No.

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The Robot's Mistress?

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I like romances.

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That's kind of a romance.

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- Between a woman and a machine?
- Yeah.

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I hear that.

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Do you get a lot of UFO types around here?

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Some.

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Do you believe?

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Oh, yes, I do.

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Been a lot of strange happenings
in these parts.

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Ah, it'd be a shame
if we were the only souls in the universe.

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Probability alone suggests not.

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You know, there are 200 billion galaxies
in the observable universe.

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Oh.

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Makes you think, doesn't it?

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What?

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Where is everybody?

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Boo!

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Oh.

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Gotcha.

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So, you fellows set
or can I get you something else?

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Oh, I think I would like
a refill of coffee, please, Pat.

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All right, then. How about you, pumpkin?

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Can I have an E.T. Malt, please?

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Mmm. You want that with a sparkler?

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Yeah.

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I will take that as a yes.

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I think I might do a toilet.

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Pretty funny.

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He's sitting right there on top of that bull,

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and he goes, " Cut her loose. "

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What?

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I don't know you.

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Ooh.

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Comics.

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What was that about?

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How you think that makes me feel?

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Be rude to me?

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Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

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Ooh! Eggy,

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an alien just sicked up in my palms.

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Clive...

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What?

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- I'm joking.
- Stop it.

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They've got a soap dispenser in there
shaped like an alien's head. It's brilliant!

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- Someone's here.
- What?

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Here it comes!

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What in...

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Hey, fellas! How you doing today?

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What is this, some kind of gay bar?

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No. Just a place
where you can get a bite to eat

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and maybe share a close encounter.

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Yeah. It sounds like a gay bar.

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Oh, no, we're just friends.

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So, you guys look like
you could do with a couple beers.

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You go do that.

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All right. You do that.

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Yes.

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Get a sip. I'll get this.

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Just leave it.

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Thank you very much.

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What are you doing?

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Don't you put those queer eyes on me.

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I'm not. I forgot the sticker.

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What took you so long?

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- I was putting the sticker on.
- Oh.

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They were an odd pair, weren't they?

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Yeah, definitely not my kind of people.

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I doubt very much
we'll be seeing them again.

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Oh!

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- That wasn't their truck, was it?
- No.

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- Should I go and have a look?
- No!

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The Black Mailbox.

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Wow!

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This is probably the coolest thing
I've ever seen.

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Do you remember when we Googled it
on your mum's computer

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and the phone rang
and you thought it was the FBI?

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I didn't really think it was the FBI.

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- You started crying.
- I had jet lag.

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We'd only been to Brussels.

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Go stand next to it. Yep.

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Smile.

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Hey, imagine if we got buzzed by a craft.

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That would be amazing, wouldn't it?

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It just hovers over us

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and then all the coins in our pockets
go magnetic, and then we get sunburned.

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Then it just goes up really quickly.

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Smile!

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What would you do if they actually landed?

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Well, first contact
is a big responsibility, isn't it?

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They come in peace, we go to pieces? Uh-uh.

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That's not how I roll.

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No.

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What's that?

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Do you think that's those men?

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No.

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We've seen enough.

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Let's go.

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Go, go, go!

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Oh, they're gaining.

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This is like Deliverance!

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They're going to rape us and break our arms!

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I don't want my arms broken!

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- I need the toilet.
- You've just been!

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You know I've got a child's bladder.

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Don't let them get past!

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- What do you want me to do, ram them?
- What about the deposit?

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- It's not them! It's not them!
- Ah!

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Oh, my God.

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That was awful!

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That was terrifying!

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Hello?

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- Maybe you should call for help.
- Yeah.

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It's ringing.

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I wouldn't do that if I were you.

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Put the phone down.

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Oh, fuck me.

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- What have you done to him?
- I didn't do anything to him. He fainted.

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Yeah, but you made him faint!

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Yes. But it's not like
I set my phaser to "Faint. "

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You've got a phaser?

256
00:17:18,215 --> 00:17:20,050
No, I don't... Look! Listen.

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Hey, I really need your help, okay?

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Can we get this guy back onto your wagon?

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Are you an alien?

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To you, I am, yes.

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Are you gonna probe us?

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Why does everyone always assume that?

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What am I doing? Am I harvesting farts?
How much can I learn from an ass?

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What?

265
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I'm sorry. What's your name?

266
00:17:40,196 --> 00:17:41,696
It's Graeme Willy.

267
00:17:41,781 --> 00:17:43,198
And what's his name?

268
00:17:43,282 --> 00:17:44,699
That's the writer, Clive Gollings.

269
00:17:44,784 --> 00:17:46,368
Okay, cool! I'm Paul.

270
00:17:46,452 --> 00:17:47,744
Paul?

271
00:17:47,828 --> 00:17:49,871
Yeah. It's a nickname that stuck.

272
00:17:49,955 --> 00:17:52,207
My ship crashed on a dog. It doesn't matter!

273
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:54,417
Look! Can we get the writer,
Clive Gollings, back on the RV

274
00:17:54,502 --> 00:17:55,960
and get the hell out of here, please?

275
00:17:56,045 --> 00:17:57,962
- I can't...
- I'm in a hell of a pickle,

276
00:17:58,047 --> 00:18:01,299
and if you don't help me,
I could die on this road tonight.

277
00:18:02,301 --> 00:18:03,927
I don't know.
We're on quite a tight schedule.

278
00:18:04,804 --> 00:18:08,973
Look, man.
Sometimes, you just gotta roll the dice.

279
00:18:09,058 --> 00:18:11,059
What do you say?

280
00:18:18,484 --> 00:18:20,819
- Okay.
- Okay! Perfect! Great!

281
00:18:20,903 --> 00:18:22,904
Okay, help me grab him.

282
00:18:25,074 --> 00:18:26,741
This man has peed his pants.

283
00:18:27,159 --> 00:18:28,660
Yeah, he's got a child's bladder.

284
00:18:28,911 --> 00:18:30,120
Oh, fantastic.

285
00:18:48,764 --> 00:18:50,682
Doesn't this thing go any faster?

286
00:18:50,766 --> 00:18:53,768
Well, I'm sorry, the speed limit is 70, so...

287
00:18:53,853 --> 00:18:58,022
Screw the speed limit! Actually, no.
Ooh, yeah. Don't screw it.

288
00:18:58,107 --> 00:19:01,192
That's good thinking. Okay?
Stay inconspicuous. That's good.

289
00:19:01,277 --> 00:19:02,736
How come I can understand you?

290
00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:04,988
Are you using some sort of
neural language router?

291
00:19:05,072 --> 00:19:07,741
Actually, I'm speaking English,
you fucking idiot.

292
00:19:08,117 --> 00:19:10,201
- That's not nice.
- That was mean.

293
00:19:10,286 --> 00:19:12,704
Look, I'm little tense.
I was just involved in a major car crash.

294
00:19:12,788 --> 00:19:13,913
That was your fault.

295
00:19:13,998 --> 00:19:16,458
I can't reach the pedals.
My legs are too little.

296
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:18,835
I had to use the parking brake, okay?

297
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,838
I'm sorry. You're in shock right now.

298
00:19:22,631 --> 00:19:25,675
I understand this must be
very weird for you.

299
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:29,804
Just act normal and drive north, okay?

300
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:33,475
We gotta get as much distance as we can
between us and the Big Guy.

301
00:20:16,227 --> 00:20:18,019
Zoil? What's happening?

302
00:20:20,773 --> 00:20:22,273
- He's gone.
- Shit!

303
00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:24,526
Looks like he hitched a ride, too.

304
00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:26,361
- What do you mean?
- Tire tracks.

305
00:20:26,445 --> 00:20:28,029
Bastard jacked a native?

306
00:20:28,113 --> 00:20:29,280
Could be two.

307
00:20:29,365 --> 00:20:31,783
Don't you think this is all
a bit of a coincidence?

308
00:20:32,117 --> 00:20:33,451
Are you suggesting he knew?

309
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,161
Little fucker might have phoned home.

310
00:20:35,871 --> 00:20:38,289
There might even be a rescue party
on the way.

311
00:20:38,374 --> 00:20:40,959
Zoil, we need to break out the big guns.

312
00:20:41,085 --> 00:20:45,004
Do you think that that's wise?
The last thing we need is

313
00:20:45,089 --> 00:20:46,339
a hoo-ha.

314
00:20:46,799 --> 00:20:48,007
Maybe you're right.

315
00:20:48,092 --> 00:20:52,387
Listen, I got two rookies on a special mission
75 clicks north of you.

316
00:20:52,471 --> 00:20:53,972
I'll have them set up a roadblock.

317
00:20:54,056 --> 00:20:56,349
These are just civilians.
Why don't you let me take care of it?

318
00:20:56,433 --> 00:20:57,976
You might need the extra muscle.

319
00:20:58,477 --> 00:21:01,896
Just keep them in the dark.
I don't want any loose ends.

320
00:21:01,981 --> 00:21:04,983
These roads can be treacherous at night.

321
00:21:05,985 --> 00:21:09,696
People get into accidents all the time.

322
00:21:09,780 --> 00:21:12,448
I like your thinking. Get it done.

323
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:23,334
Heads up. We just got reassigned.

324
00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:24,627
Nice.

325
00:21:24,712 --> 00:21:26,462
What about the sandwich?

326
00:21:26,547 --> 00:21:28,298
- She said we can share it.
- Oh, I love this job.

327
00:21:28,382 --> 00:21:29,465
Mmm-hmm.

328
00:21:48,277 --> 00:21:50,695
Man, I needed that.

329
00:21:56,702 --> 00:21:58,745
I love pistachios.

330
00:21:58,829 --> 00:22:00,622
I hate it when you get a closed one, right?

331
00:22:00,706 --> 00:22:03,124
I usually just bite them.

332
00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:04,542
No. You don't do that at all.

333
00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:06,961
You tap them, if they don't open
on their own, you throw them away.

334
00:22:07,046 --> 00:22:08,546
No, that's mussels.

335
00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:10,673
No, it's pistachios.

336
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:12,967
- What the fuck?
- Clive, stop it! What are you doing?

337
00:22:13,052 --> 00:22:14,093
What are you?

338
00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:18,765
He's okay. He's fine. He's friendly.
His name's Paul.

339
00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:22,977
Aliens aren't called "Paul. "

340
00:22:23,062 --> 00:22:26,314
Was that Klingon? You psychotic nerd!

341
00:22:26,398 --> 00:22:28,816
Paul is from a small M-class planet

342
00:22:28,901 --> 00:22:31,527
in the northern spiral arm
of the Andromeda Galaxy.

343
00:22:31,612 --> 00:22:32,779
Thank you.

344
00:22:32,863 --> 00:22:34,113
He looks too obvious.

345
00:22:34,198 --> 00:22:36,199
There's a reason for that, Clive.

346
00:22:36,283 --> 00:22:40,244
Over the last 60 years the human race
has been drip-fed images of my face

347
00:22:40,329 --> 00:22:42,538
on lunchboxes and T-shirts and shit.

348
00:22:42,623 --> 00:22:46,000
It's in case our species do meet,
you don't have a fucking spaz attack!

349
00:22:46,085 --> 00:22:47,502
I did not have a spaz attack!

350
00:22:47,586 --> 00:22:50,088
Don't do it again!
- That's my fucking jorph.

351
00:22:50,172 --> 00:22:53,508
Get your fucking fingers out of there!
If I get a jorph infection, you're dead!

352
00:22:53,592 --> 00:22:55,677
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, shit!

353
00:23:00,307 --> 00:23:01,683
Paul.

354
00:23:02,017 --> 00:23:03,059
Paul?

355
00:23:03,310 --> 00:23:07,397
Okay, okay. This could be it.
So, what are we looking for, again?

356
00:23:07,481 --> 00:23:08,648
I don't know.

357
00:23:13,779 --> 00:23:16,781
- What brings you to USA?
- We're on holiday.

358
00:23:16,991 --> 00:23:18,241
We've been to Comic-Con.

359
00:23:18,617 --> 00:23:20,618
Comic-Con? Don't tell O'Reilly.

360
00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:23,037
- He loves that dweeb shit.
- Oh.

361
00:23:23,539 --> 00:23:24,872
You guys know Benny Hill?

362
00:23:25,791 --> 00:23:27,291
- No.
- No.

363
00:23:28,377 --> 00:23:29,961
Oh, my God! Look at this!

364
00:23:30,045 --> 00:23:31,170
- What?
- Look at this!

365
00:23:31,255 --> 00:23:32,630
What?

366
00:23:33,090 --> 00:23:34,674
These guys have met Adam Shadowchild.

367
00:23:35,592 --> 00:23:37,510
Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild?

368
00:23:37,636 --> 00:23:39,679
Hewrote The Jupiter Praxis.

369
00:23:40,055 --> 00:23:41,055
What?

370
00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:43,182
Jenny Starpepper
and the Huge White Gibbon?

371
00:23:43,267 --> 00:23:44,267
Huh?

372
00:23:44,351 --> 00:23:45,560
Night of the Moths?

373
00:23:45,644 --> 00:23:48,146
Are you speaking English?
What are you talking about?

374
00:23:48,230 --> 00:23:50,732
Brilliant! What was he like?

375
00:23:50,816 --> 00:23:52,233
He was a bit intense.

376
00:23:52,317 --> 00:23:53,818
Well, he's an artist.

377
00:23:53,902 --> 00:23:57,030
Let me see this. What is this, nerd porn?

378
00:23:57,114 --> 00:23:59,240
- No, that's Clive's...
- It's my novel.

379
00:23:59,324 --> 00:24:00,491
Okay.

380
00:24:00,826 --> 00:24:03,369
Ha. Three tits. That's awesome.

381
00:24:04,329 --> 00:24:06,039
You guys should have given her four tits.

382
00:24:06,832 --> 00:24:07,957
That's just sick.

383
00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:09,417
I was just saying.

384
00:24:10,335 --> 00:24:11,753
Hey, do you think this is it?

385
00:24:11,837 --> 00:24:13,421
Doubtful. What else did you find in there?

386
00:24:13,505 --> 00:24:15,423
Not much. Just some pissy jeans.

387
00:24:16,675 --> 00:24:18,009
- Clive's got a child's...
- Shut up.

388
00:24:18,093 --> 00:24:19,135
Sorry.

389
00:24:19,428 --> 00:24:22,055
- Okay. You guys can go.
Thank you.

390
00:24:22,139 --> 00:24:24,599
Can I have my... Thank you very much.

391
00:24:24,683 --> 00:24:26,559
May I ask what you're searching for?

392
00:24:29,063 --> 00:24:30,104
No.

393
00:24:31,940 --> 00:24:33,357
Thank you. Come on, Graeme.

394
00:24:35,819 --> 00:24:37,987
Way to go, Dirty Harry!

395
00:24:38,072 --> 00:24:39,155
That was all right, right?

396
00:24:39,239 --> 00:24:41,866
- All right? That was great energy, man.
- Yeah. It was.

397
00:24:41,950 --> 00:24:44,410
That's it... Is right.
It was like... Not...

398
00:24:44,495 --> 00:24:46,704
- I thought it was okay.
- No, you're thinking about it too much.

399
00:24:46,789 --> 00:24:49,791
- You think so? Mmm-hmm.
- Oh, God. They were shaking in their boots.

400
00:24:53,504 --> 00:24:56,255
I think it's pretty obvious
what happened there, isn't it?

401
00:24:56,340 --> 00:24:58,007
Is it?

402
00:24:58,092 --> 00:25:01,135
The government used some kind of
neurotoxic paint on the Black Mailbox.

403
00:25:01,220 --> 00:25:04,430
It caused us to suffer
a shared hallucination about an alien.

404
00:25:04,515 --> 00:25:05,807
It makes complete sense.

405
00:25:06,266 --> 00:25:07,308
Wrong!

406
00:25:08,310 --> 00:25:09,852
Oh!

407
00:25:15,150 --> 00:25:16,651
Your dick is gone.

408
00:25:16,735 --> 00:25:17,860
Hmm. Your balls are gone.

409
00:25:19,404 --> 00:25:20,696
Oh, no!

410
00:25:21,824 --> 00:25:23,407
What?

411
00:25:23,492 --> 00:25:25,993
Come on, grow up.
You guys seen my shorts?

412
00:25:26,078 --> 00:25:29,038
How did you do that?
How did you go invisible?

413
00:25:29,123 --> 00:25:31,207
Oh, it's a camouflage response.

414
00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:32,458
What, like, Predator?

415
00:25:32,543 --> 00:25:34,669
Exactly! Although I can only do it
while I'm holding my breath.

416
00:25:34,753 --> 00:25:36,129
But you can do it any time you want?

417
00:25:36,505 --> 00:25:37,547
Any time.

418
00:25:38,715 --> 00:25:40,174
That's just like him.

419
00:25:41,343 --> 00:25:44,220
Am I the only sane person here?

420
00:25:45,138 --> 00:25:46,180
Eh?

421
00:25:46,557 --> 00:25:49,642
It's all right for you, isn't it?
You'll go back to Area 51.

422
00:25:49,726 --> 00:25:53,855
We'll be arrested for harboring a fugitive
and sent to Guantanamo Bay!

423
00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:57,233
Why don't I go make
some bagels and coffee?

424
00:25:57,317 --> 00:25:59,485
Leave you two alone.

425
00:26:01,613 --> 00:26:02,780
What's the matter, Clive?

426
00:26:04,157 --> 00:26:07,785
There is an alien in the kitchenette,
making bagels and coffee.

427
00:26:08,328 --> 00:26:10,580
- Did you want tea?
- No, I don't want tea!

428
00:26:10,664 --> 00:26:12,665
Right, because tea is weird in America.

429
00:26:12,749 --> 00:26:14,083
They leave the bag in.

430
00:26:14,167 --> 00:26:18,212
What's weird, Graeme, is the fact that we've
picked up an extraterrestrial hitchhiker

431
00:26:18,338 --> 00:26:20,423
and you seem completely fine with it!

432
00:26:20,507 --> 00:26:22,508
Bagels and coffee

433
00:26:22,593 --> 00:26:24,093
Ooh! Marmite!

434
00:26:24,678 --> 00:26:27,763
He said his life's in danger.
He needs our help, you know?

435
00:26:29,349 --> 00:26:31,475
Sometimes, you've just gotta roll the dice.

436
00:26:32,311 --> 00:26:37,565
What if we wake up and find him
inserting a probe into our anus?

437
00:26:38,358 --> 00:26:40,359
Apparently, they don't do that.

438
00:26:40,694 --> 00:26:42,987
Anyone want one of these?

439
00:26:43,697 --> 00:26:45,698
Eh? Anyone? Anyone?

440
00:26:46,450 --> 00:26:47,450
Eh?

441
00:26:54,124 --> 00:26:56,626
Forty-eight, 49, 50.

442
00:26:56,710 --> 00:26:58,836
Coming! Ready or not, you son of a bitch.

443
00:27:04,801 --> 00:27:07,553
- Where's the other one?
- I don't know, sir.

444
00:27:09,348 --> 00:27:11,140
Haggard!

445
00:27:11,224 --> 00:27:13,392
Sorry, it's just, we were...

446
00:27:14,061 --> 00:27:15,353
Haggard!

447
00:27:15,854 --> 00:27:16,896
Fuck.

448
00:27:20,150 --> 00:27:21,817
Nice.

449
00:27:21,902 --> 00:27:23,986
Get over here.
It's a guy with a badge.

450
00:27:24,071 --> 00:27:26,739
We were just playing hide and seek,
because we had a lot of time.

451
00:27:26,823 --> 00:27:28,157
Hurry up!

452
00:27:28,241 --> 00:27:29,408
I was hiding.

453
00:27:29,785 --> 00:27:30,993
You have any traffic through here?

454
00:27:31,078 --> 00:27:36,165
No, just a couple of hillbilly types
and two nerds in an RV.

455
00:27:36,249 --> 00:27:37,291
Nerds, huh?

456
00:27:37,376 --> 00:27:40,252
Yes, they were coming from Comic-Con.
They met Adam Shadowchild.

457
00:27:41,213 --> 00:27:42,546
Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild?

458
00:27:43,131 --> 00:27:45,925
Hewrote Prisonhulk Four-Forty-One, okay?

459
00:27:46,009 --> 00:27:49,136
Jenny Starpepper and the Spitting Worm.
Fluxing Uranus.

460
00:27:49,471 --> 00:27:51,514
You know you're a grown man, right?

461
00:27:52,307 --> 00:27:55,184
Probably shave, pay taxes, have pubic hair?

462
00:27:55,268 --> 00:27:56,560
All of those things.

463
00:27:56,645 --> 00:27:58,354
- Did you search that vehicle?
Yes, sir.

464
00:27:58,438 --> 00:28:00,064
- What did you find?
- Nothing much.

465
00:28:00,148 --> 00:28:05,152
Just a book with a green woman
with three titties.

466
00:28:05,237 --> 00:28:06,696
Titties. Three titties.

467
00:28:06,780 --> 00:28:08,239
Three tits. That's awesome.

468
00:28:08,657 --> 00:28:10,700
Oh, and some pissy jeans.

469
00:28:10,826 --> 00:28:12,910
- Guy pissed himself.
- Close that.

470
00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:14,495
I don't know if he had
a pre-existing problem or...

471
00:28:15,622 --> 00:28:16,747
Listen to me, Frik and Fuck.

472
00:28:16,832 --> 00:28:19,750
I want everything you can remember
about the pissy nerds, okay?

473
00:28:19,835 --> 00:28:21,168
We're leaving.

474
00:28:21,962 --> 00:28:23,504
What about the roadblock, sir?

475
00:28:23,588 --> 00:28:25,131
It didn't work.

476
00:28:26,842 --> 00:28:28,843
We gotta take down that roadblock.
It didn't work.

477
00:28:28,927 --> 00:28:30,011
I'm standing right next to you.

478
00:28:47,195 --> 00:28:48,362
Hey!

479
00:28:48,447 --> 00:28:50,698
Reese's Pieces! Yes!

480
00:28:50,782 --> 00:28:52,199
Thank you.

481
00:29:14,848 --> 00:29:18,059
I heard there was a commotion
on the road after Rachel.

482
00:29:18,477 --> 00:29:20,311
Funny, I didn't hear nothing.

483
00:29:20,395 --> 00:29:23,522
- It must have been the boys out at the base.
- Yeah.

484
00:29:23,607 --> 00:29:24,648
Hey.

485
00:29:26,234 --> 00:29:28,194
- That's a bit much, isn't it?
- What?

486
00:29:28,278 --> 00:29:29,612
- Put it all back.
- Oh.

487
00:29:29,696 --> 00:29:32,656
Except the donuts and the chocolate milk.

488
00:29:32,741 --> 00:29:34,909
And the burritos, Cheetos and Fritos.

489
00:29:34,993 --> 00:29:38,662
- What about Paul's Reese's Pieces?
- Just hurry up. Please.

490
00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:44,335
No, you go right ahead.

491
00:29:44,419 --> 00:29:47,004
Are you sure? Thank you. Thank you.

492
00:29:47,422 --> 00:29:48,798
- That beast outside yours?
What?

493
00:29:49,341 --> 00:29:52,009
What do you mean "beast"?
- Your RV?

494
00:29:52,094 --> 00:29:54,095
Oh, the... Yes. The RV is...

495
00:29:54,179 --> 00:29:55,805
No... Yes.

496
00:29:55,889 --> 00:29:57,056
Where are you boys from?

497
00:29:57,849 --> 00:29:59,100
- England.
- England.

498
00:29:59,184 --> 00:30:01,685
I heard about England. No guns.

499
00:30:03,021 --> 00:30:04,688
- Not many.
- Not really.

500
00:30:04,773 --> 00:30:06,690
Just, you know, farmers.

501
00:30:07,859 --> 00:30:10,111
How are police supposed to shoot anybody?

502
00:30:11,905 --> 00:30:13,781
- They don't.
- They try not to.

503
00:30:19,621 --> 00:30:21,205
That'll be $15.58.

504
00:30:23,041 --> 00:30:27,503
$20. Just keep the change,
and give it to charity, or something.

505
00:30:32,425 --> 00:30:34,218
You did amazing, Graeme!

506
00:30:34,302 --> 00:30:36,178
That cop didn't suspect a thing!

507
00:30:36,263 --> 00:30:37,388
And, Clive,

508
00:30:37,889 --> 00:30:39,473
you didn't pee your pants.

509
00:30:39,558 --> 00:30:43,352
I don't mean to be a stick in the mud,
but you are asking a lot of us, all right?

510
00:30:43,436 --> 00:30:46,605
We've only just met,
we don't know where we're going, or why.

511
00:30:46,690 --> 00:30:48,649
You don't think we're due an explanation?

512
00:30:48,733 --> 00:30:51,610
Look, the less you guys know, the better.

513
00:30:51,695 --> 00:30:53,320
I want you to have plausible deniability.

514
00:30:54,531 --> 00:30:58,868
Let's just say I spent a long time
at that base thinking I was a guest.

515
00:30:58,952 --> 00:31:00,119
Turns out

516
00:31:00,203 --> 00:31:02,246
I was a prisoner.

517
00:31:02,330 --> 00:31:05,749
But don't worry. I got it all under...

518
00:31:12,674 --> 00:31:14,425
Fuck, that made me jump.

519
00:31:14,509 --> 00:31:15,759
Poor little thing!

520
00:31:15,844 --> 00:31:17,761
Nothing you could've done, mate.

521
00:31:22,142 --> 00:31:23,726
What you doing?

522
00:31:24,227 --> 00:31:25,561
Just watch.

523
00:31:49,836 --> 00:31:50,920
It's a miracle!

524
00:31:54,174 --> 00:31:56,258
Man, I'm gonna miss these. Mmm.

525
00:31:57,636 --> 00:31:58,761
Why would you do that?

526
00:31:58,845 --> 00:32:01,055
I'm not going to eat a dead bird, am I?

527
00:32:04,684 --> 00:32:06,393
Going out of my mind

528
00:32:07,604 --> 00:32:10,439
You got me thinking that I'm wasting my time

529
00:32:10,649 --> 00:32:11,732
Don't bring me down

530
00:32:11,816 --> 00:32:12,816
Come on, guys!

531
00:32:12,901 --> 00:32:15,236
00, 12:00! 11:00, 12:00!

532
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:16,320
Come on! It's fun!

533
00:32:17,322 --> 00:32:19,907
If you think about it, it's time travel.

534
00:32:24,663 --> 00:32:26,205
00, 12:00!

535
00:32:26,706 --> 00:32:28,332
Yes! All right!

536
00:32:32,462 --> 00:32:34,797
Let me see.
No, just sit still.

537
00:32:36,007 --> 00:32:38,717
You gonna draw me
like one of your French girls, Jack?

538
00:32:41,221 --> 00:32:42,846
I'm joking. I'm sorry.

539
00:32:42,931 --> 00:32:46,267
Just don't make me look fat, okay?
Earth's gravity adds 10 pounds.

540
00:32:46,351 --> 00:32:49,103
Paul, could I ask you a question?

541
00:32:49,187 --> 00:32:50,354
Shoot!

542
00:32:51,439 --> 00:32:53,565
Have you ever done that to a person?

543
00:32:53,650 --> 00:32:55,943
Yes, I've eaten many people.

544
00:32:56,027 --> 00:32:57,820
I'm joking, big guy. Relax.

545
00:32:57,904 --> 00:32:59,863
No, I mean, fix them.

546
00:32:59,948 --> 00:33:02,032
Oh. No. Not a dead person.

547
00:33:02,117 --> 00:33:05,995
Recently dead bird? That's one thing.
Dead person? Whole other ball game.

548
00:33:06,079 --> 00:33:09,164
It's actually really dangerous for me.
The damage can bounce back onto me and...

549
00:33:11,418 --> 00:33:13,961
Oh, I'm sorry. Am I boring you?
Have you heard this one before?

550
00:33:14,045 --> 00:33:16,005
Are you tired, Sausage?

551
00:33:16,464 --> 00:33:18,799
Don't call me that in front of him.

552
00:33:18,883 --> 00:33:20,551
Are you tired, though?

553
00:33:20,635 --> 00:33:22,594
Eggy, I'm bushed.

554
00:33:22,679 --> 00:33:24,596
You know what? We're all tired.

555
00:33:24,681 --> 00:33:26,640
Let's just pull over
and stop for the night, huh?

556
00:33:26,725 --> 00:33:28,309
We're fugitives, Paul, all right?

557
00:33:28,393 --> 00:33:32,479
I refuse to just sit around and wait
to get fingered by the Men in Black.

558
00:33:32,564 --> 00:33:36,650
We just gotta find somewhere quiet.
We won't draw attention to ourselves.

559
00:33:36,735 --> 00:33:38,819
But where are we going, Paul?

560
00:33:38,903 --> 00:33:41,280
Oh, you'll know it when you see it.

561
00:33:42,490 --> 00:33:44,575
Two white guys?
Two strange white guys.

562
00:33:44,659 --> 00:33:47,703
Strange white guys. Got it.
Order anything weird?

563
00:33:47,787 --> 00:33:48,912
Chocolate milk.

564
00:33:48,997 --> 00:33:51,623
Chocolate... Chocolate? Chocolate...

565
00:33:51,708 --> 00:33:53,250
Zoil, report.

566
00:33:54,878 --> 00:33:56,837
We've tracked him to a gas station in Ely.

567
00:33:56,921 --> 00:34:00,174
We think he may be traveling in an RV
with two men from England.

568
00:34:00,675 --> 00:34:02,259
New England?

569
00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:03,469
Old England.

570
00:34:03,553 --> 00:34:06,513
Creepy. What are they, MI6?

571
00:34:07,390 --> 00:34:11,352
Negative. Just a couple of nerds
on the lam from Comic-Con.

572
00:34:11,436 --> 00:34:12,936
My sister's kid went to that.

573
00:34:13,355 --> 00:34:15,189
Little manga faggot.

574
00:34:15,273 --> 00:34:19,568
Zoil, something doesn't feel right.
I think he had help on the inside.

575
00:34:22,614 --> 00:34:23,989
I want those nerds iced

576
00:34:24,074 --> 00:34:28,619
and that little green prick
either back in his fishbowl or dead ASAP.

577
00:34:28,703 --> 00:34:30,162
I'm closing in. I can feel it.

578
00:34:30,246 --> 00:34:33,916
In 24 hours he's gonna wish
he never set foot on planet Earth.

579
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,209
Good.

580
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,757
Okay. Here we are.
This is the place.

581
00:34:42,050 --> 00:34:43,300
Yeah, this looks good.

582
00:34:43,385 --> 00:34:46,387
It doesn't look like
anyone's been murdered here.

583
00:34:51,226 --> 00:34:52,768
Awfully quiet.

584
00:34:52,852 --> 00:34:56,563
Quiet's good, Graeme. Quiet's our friend.

585
00:34:57,899 --> 00:34:59,024
Hi, there.

586
00:35:00,568 --> 00:35:01,652
There's a girl outside.

587
00:35:04,572 --> 00:35:07,241
Okay. All right. Look.

588
00:35:07,742 --> 00:35:09,410
We're just a couple of regular guys

589
00:35:09,494 --> 00:35:13,330
on a tour of the less touristy side
of the American Midwest.

590
00:35:13,415 --> 00:35:15,457
I don't think she heard you.

591
00:35:15,542 --> 00:35:16,959
I'm talking to you.

592
00:35:17,043 --> 00:35:18,210
Oh, sorry.

593
00:35:19,129 --> 00:35:21,755
Hi. I'm Ruth Buggs.

594
00:35:22,590 --> 00:35:26,051
Good evening, Ruth.
I am the writer, Clive Gollings.

595
00:35:26,136 --> 00:35:29,304
This is my friend and cohort,
Mr. Graeme Willy.

596
00:35:29,389 --> 00:35:30,431
Hi.

597
00:35:34,936 --> 00:35:36,270
Have you got room?

598
00:35:36,604 --> 00:35:38,730
Sure. Yeah, park in bay nine.

599
00:35:38,815 --> 00:35:41,150
It's $25 a night, including hookups

600
00:35:41,234 --> 00:35:43,026
and I'll need an ID to hold onto.

601
00:35:43,111 --> 00:35:44,486
Okay.

602
00:35:50,577 --> 00:35:52,744
We're just a couple of regular guys

603
00:35:52,829 --> 00:35:56,415
on a tour of the less touristy side
of the American Midwest.

604
00:35:56,499 --> 00:35:58,041
- How exciting.
- I know.

605
00:35:59,043 --> 00:36:01,628
There you go. It's my passport.

606
00:36:03,339 --> 00:36:06,008
The UK. I love the UK.

607
00:36:06,092 --> 00:36:07,885
Have you been?
- No.

608
00:36:07,969 --> 00:36:08,969
You should go.

609
00:36:09,971 --> 00:36:11,722
Oh. Okay.

610
00:36:11,806 --> 00:36:14,391
No, no, I meant, you should go to London.

611
00:36:14,476 --> 00:36:17,060
There's a lot of places I want to go.

612
00:36:17,145 --> 00:36:19,730
Ruth! Ruth! Get in here!

613
00:36:19,814 --> 00:36:21,815
I'll be by in the morning to get your money

614
00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:23,484
so have a pleasant evening now, won't you?

615
00:36:23,568 --> 00:36:24,693
Thank you.
Thank you.

616
00:36:24,777 --> 00:36:26,320
- Bye.
And you. Bye.

617
00:36:31,034 --> 00:36:32,659
She was lovely.

618
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,829
Why don't you just marry her, then?

619
00:36:36,206 --> 00:36:37,247
Boo!

620
00:36:37,332 --> 00:36:39,208
Every time, it works!

621
00:36:39,292 --> 00:36:41,668
That was 30 seconds ago, I did it.

622
00:36:46,883 --> 00:36:49,843
What took you so long?
- I was just talking, Papa.

623
00:36:50,345 --> 00:36:52,804
Well, you talk too much.

624
00:36:53,139 --> 00:36:54,139
Sorry, Papa.

625
00:37:01,606 --> 00:37:02,606
Huh?

626
00:37:02,690 --> 00:37:04,358
Hello.

627
00:37:05,777 --> 00:37:09,071
- You want a cigarette?
- No, thanks. I don't smoke.

628
00:37:12,158 --> 00:37:14,493
- Can I ask you something?
- Yeah, sure.

629
00:37:14,577 --> 00:37:17,537
- You and Graeme, are you guys...
- What?

630
00:37:18,164 --> 00:37:20,624
You know...

631
00:37:23,336 --> 00:37:27,005
You know! You guys, two guys...

632
00:37:32,553 --> 00:37:33,804
Fucking kidding me?

633
00:37:43,690 --> 00:37:45,691
What are you...

634
00:37:48,945 --> 00:37:50,612
- I don't know what you mean.
- Gay!

635
00:37:50,697 --> 00:37:53,782
No! Why do people keep saying that?

636
00:37:53,866 --> 00:37:55,158
No, I was just wondering.

637
00:37:55,618 --> 00:37:58,662
It's totally cool if you are.
Everyone's bi on my planet.

638
00:37:58,746 --> 00:38:00,914
It's all about the pleasure thing.
You know what I'm saying?

639
00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:04,459
Why are you here, Paul?

640
00:38:04,544 --> 00:38:06,795
Oh, I was here on a science mission, actually,

641
00:38:06,879 --> 00:38:11,049
and then I had some
spaceship-related problems,

642
00:38:11,134 --> 00:38:14,052
and I kind of crashed.

643
00:38:14,304 --> 00:38:16,179
Lucky for me though,
this little girl,

644
00:38:16,264 --> 00:38:17,264
she pulls me out of the wreck.

645
00:38:17,348 --> 00:38:20,183
Next thing I know, guys arrive,
cart me off to the base.

646
00:38:22,353 --> 00:38:23,854
What have you been doing here
all this time?

647
00:38:24,814 --> 00:38:27,649
I've been kicking back, man.
I've been shooting the shit.

648
00:38:27,734 --> 00:38:29,651
I've been advising the government.

649
00:38:29,736 --> 00:38:30,902
Not just the government.

650
00:38:32,822 --> 00:38:35,157
I want him
to have some kind of a special power.

651
00:38:35,241 --> 00:38:37,409
Something messianic.

652
00:38:37,493 --> 00:38:41,079
Okay, Steven,
how about cellular revivification?

653
00:38:41,164 --> 00:38:42,581
Yeah, I don't know what that is.

654
00:38:42,665 --> 00:38:44,416
Oh. Restoration of damaged tissue

655
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,918
through telepathic manipulation
of intrinsic field memory.

656
00:38:47,003 --> 00:38:49,838
- What's that mean?
- It means healing, Mr. Spielberg.

657
00:38:49,922 --> 00:38:51,506
Yeah, right. Healing.

658
00:38:51,591 --> 00:38:53,550
By touch, or something like that.

659
00:38:53,634 --> 00:38:56,428
Maybe his finger lights up at the end
when he reaches out and touches?

660
00:38:56,512 --> 00:38:59,264
Maybe. You know, sometimes
I find less is more.

661
00:38:59,390 --> 00:39:01,266
Hey. Trust me.

662
00:39:02,268 --> 00:39:04,144
You'd be surprised how much
he's influenced popular culture

663
00:39:04,228 --> 00:39:05,270
over the last 60 years.

664
00:39:06,105 --> 00:39:07,189
Agent Mulder was right.

665
00:39:07,273 --> 00:39:09,900
- Agent Mulder was my idea!
- Really?

666
00:39:09,984 --> 00:39:11,276
- Wow!
- Yeah!

667
00:39:11,361 --> 00:39:12,527
That's cool.

668
00:39:12,612 --> 00:39:16,281
Pump that shit, Earth-man. I like this song.
Mmm.

669
00:39:16,449 --> 00:39:17,574
Marvin's my boy.

670
00:39:19,869 --> 00:39:22,829
Come on. Break it down a bit, boys.

671
00:39:22,914 --> 00:39:25,123
Don't be afraid.

672
00:39:26,042 --> 00:39:27,667
Yeah, look at me, I'm breaking it down.

673
00:39:31,214 --> 00:39:32,631
Use them tongs.

674
00:39:32,965 --> 00:39:34,800
Dance with those tongs.

675
00:39:34,884 --> 00:39:36,468
Stoke the fire!

676
00:39:37,887 --> 00:39:39,054
Ooh! Ooh!

677
00:39:39,389 --> 00:39:40,555
Yes.

678
00:39:43,976 --> 00:39:45,060
Yee-haw!

679
00:40:00,326 --> 00:40:02,327
Ruth! Prayers!

680
00:40:03,579 --> 00:40:05,705
I don't know the words to this song.

681
00:40:05,790 --> 00:40:07,416
No one does!

682
00:40:09,043 --> 00:40:11,002
Hey! Guys, let's get fucked up.

683
00:40:18,094 --> 00:40:20,762
Oh, who's knocking? Stop it.

684
00:40:20,847 --> 00:40:23,557
- What are you doing?
- Oh, shut up.

685
00:40:26,811 --> 00:40:28,228
I'll hide in here.

686
00:40:28,312 --> 00:40:30,147
- Don't come out.
Why would I come out?

687
00:40:30,231 --> 00:40:31,648
- Who is it?
- It's Ruth.

688
00:40:31,816 --> 00:40:34,276
Ooh... Don't you dare open that door.

689
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,652
- Hi.
- Hello.

690
00:40:35,736 --> 00:40:37,863
Good morning. May I come in?

691
00:40:37,947 --> 00:40:41,825
- No. I don't think you should come in.
- Yeah. Make yourself at home.

692
00:40:41,909 --> 00:40:44,494
- I'm not really dressed.
- Sure. In you come.

693
00:40:44,579 --> 00:40:46,204
Oh, was everything okay?

694
00:40:46,289 --> 00:40:50,792
- Yes it was. It was very nice. The best. Ever.
- Yes, thank you. Adequate.

695
00:40:50,877 --> 00:40:52,210
So, where's the other one?

696
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,172
The other one? It's just...

697
00:40:55,256 --> 00:40:57,757
Oh, oh.
It's okay, we don't charge by the person.

698
00:40:57,842 --> 00:41:01,511
There were three shadows I saw
dancing around the RV last night, right?

699
00:41:01,596 --> 00:41:04,097
- The other one. The other one.
- Oh... He...

700
00:41:04,182 --> 00:41:07,267
I'm in the can. I ate a closed pistachio.

701
00:41:08,436 --> 00:41:09,895
I'm paying for it.

702
00:41:11,856 --> 00:41:15,442
- That's a nice T-shirt.
- Oh, thanks. I got it at my church.

703
00:41:15,860 --> 00:41:18,320
It's Jesus shooting Charles Darwin.

704
00:41:18,404 --> 00:41:20,739
Why would Jesus
want to shoot Charles Darwin?

705
00:41:20,823 --> 00:41:24,034
Because of his blasphemous theories.

706
00:41:24,118 --> 00:41:25,243
Are you men of God?

707
00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:32,250
We're men of science, you know.

708
00:41:32,335 --> 00:41:35,420
We believe in the establishment
of a biological order

709
00:41:35,505 --> 00:41:38,089
through the maelstrom
of physical and chemical chaos.

710
00:41:38,966 --> 00:41:42,219
God created the Earth in six days,
and on the seventh day he rested.

711
00:41:42,303 --> 00:41:43,512
Really?

712
00:41:45,431 --> 00:41:48,433
Or it could be God. You don't know, do you?
It's up in the air.

713
00:41:48,518 --> 00:41:52,687
The world is 4,000 years old and can only
be the product of intelligent design.

714
00:41:52,772 --> 00:41:54,481
Oh, that's horseshit.
- Oh!

715
00:41:56,150 --> 00:41:58,318
All right, well, then,

716
00:41:58,402 --> 00:42:02,113
please explain how something
as complex as the human eye

717
00:42:02,198 --> 00:42:03,949
simply just comes into being.

718
00:42:04,033 --> 00:42:07,202
Oh, don't give me that old
irreducible complexity crap.

719
00:42:07,286 --> 00:42:10,247
Something as intricate as that
does not just occur

720
00:42:10,331 --> 00:42:12,541
without the intervention of a guiding hand.

721
00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:14,251
It didn't just occur!

722
00:42:14,335 --> 00:42:16,795
It is the culmination
of billions of years of development

723
00:42:16,879 --> 00:42:19,381
across countless fucking species.

724
00:42:19,465 --> 00:42:21,007
What are you talking about?

725
00:42:21,092 --> 00:42:23,260
- Evolution, baby.
- Oh!

726
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:25,762
- Blasphemy!
- Oh, yeah.

727
00:42:25,846 --> 00:42:29,849
Nothing that you can say or do
can shake my belief or faith

728
00:42:29,934 --> 00:42:32,561
in the sure and certain knowledge
that God made heaven and earth

729
00:42:32,645 --> 00:42:34,479
and created us all in His own image.

730
00:42:34,564 --> 00:42:35,897
- Oh, his own image?
- Yeah.

731
00:42:35,982 --> 00:42:37,983
Well, I got a question.

732
00:42:39,193 --> 00:42:40,527
How do you explain me?

733
00:42:42,154 --> 00:42:44,322
She's going, she's falling. Catch...

734
00:42:45,741 --> 00:42:47,367
And that's Jenga.

735
00:42:48,911 --> 00:42:51,121
- Why did you do that?
- She fainted!

736
00:42:51,205 --> 00:42:52,372
We've gone through this! They faint!

737
00:42:52,456 --> 00:42:53,873
But we're going to have to
take her with us now!

738
00:42:53,958 --> 00:42:55,667
No! No!

739
00:42:55,751 --> 00:42:59,212
This is America. Kidnapping a Christian?
That's worse than harboring a fugitive.

740
00:42:59,297 --> 00:43:02,424
But she's seen you.
If we leave her, she's going to call the police!

741
00:43:02,550 --> 00:43:05,468
Who gives a shit? No one's going to
believe this God-bothering Cyclops.

742
00:43:05,553 --> 00:43:08,305
Let's just dump her on the road!
Just roll her up in the rug.

743
00:43:08,389 --> 00:43:11,766
We can't risk that! If we take her with us,
then we can get her on our side!

744
00:43:11,892 --> 00:43:13,768
You'd love to get her on her side,
wouldn't you?

745
00:43:13,853 --> 00:43:15,312
That doesn't make sense.

746
00:43:15,396 --> 00:43:17,939
Look. She'll be fine. We're quite nice.

747
00:43:18,024 --> 00:43:20,066
All right. What about my passport?

748
00:43:21,235 --> 00:43:23,611
Oh, God! You guys.

749
00:43:29,035 --> 00:43:30,618
Mmm-hmm.

750
00:43:33,748 --> 00:43:35,081
No!

751
00:43:47,595 --> 00:43:50,221
Oh, shit.

752
00:43:50,306 --> 00:43:53,183
Ruth, what in the Lord's name...

753
00:43:53,267 --> 00:43:55,477
- Morning.
- Morning.

754
00:44:00,649 --> 00:44:01,941
Go, go, go!

755
00:44:05,946 --> 00:44:07,113
Oh, fuck.

756
00:44:07,948 --> 00:44:09,824
Show yourself, demon!

757
00:44:10,701 --> 00:44:12,160
Where are you? Where are you?

758
00:44:12,244 --> 00:44:13,495
Passport! Passport!

759
00:44:13,829 --> 00:44:14,913
Jump! Jump!

760
00:44:20,086 --> 00:44:22,045
What? That's actually small on my planet.

761
00:44:43,567 --> 00:44:44,692
Ruth?

762
00:44:46,195 --> 00:44:48,571
Hello, Ruth, would you like a cup of tea?

763
00:44:50,658 --> 00:44:52,534
Where am I?

764
00:44:53,953 --> 00:44:55,078
Hey, look who's awake.

765
00:44:55,162 --> 00:44:57,247
Demon! Demon!

766
00:44:57,331 --> 00:45:00,083
We're sorry.
We're not going to hurt you, I promise.

767
00:45:00,167 --> 00:45:02,085
And we'll let you go just as soon as we can.

768
00:45:02,169 --> 00:45:04,546
You've been deceived
by an agent of Satan himself.

769
00:45:04,630 --> 00:45:06,673
- He's evil!
- I'm sitting right here, come on!

770
00:45:06,757 --> 00:45:10,802
No, he's not evil, he's just a bit rude.
We're trying to help him get home.

771
00:45:10,886 --> 00:45:12,387
He's from another world.

772
00:45:12,471 --> 00:45:16,433
There's only one world, our world!
The world that our God, the Father, created!

773
00:45:16,517 --> 00:45:18,017
If it makes you feel any better

774
00:45:18,102 --> 00:45:20,061
my existence
only disproves traditional notions

775
00:45:20,146 --> 00:45:21,771
of the Abrahamic, Judeo-Christian God,

776
00:45:21,856 --> 00:45:24,357
as well as all one-world theologies.
That's all I meant.

777
00:45:24,442 --> 00:45:28,611
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound

778
00:45:28,696 --> 00:45:30,447
You can't win with these people!

779
00:45:30,531 --> 00:45:34,117
Ruth, just listen to me, for one second.
Please, if you could just calm down.

780
00:45:34,201 --> 00:45:37,537
I can't drive like this.

781
00:45:39,415 --> 00:45:41,583
She's talking in tongues now? Fuck this.

782
00:45:53,053 --> 00:45:54,220
Oh.

783
00:45:56,765 --> 00:45:58,099
What did you do to her?

784
00:45:58,184 --> 00:46:00,185
I just transferred
my collective knowledge and experience

785
00:46:00,269 --> 00:46:02,061
via a tactile psychokinetic bridge.

786
00:46:02,146 --> 00:46:03,438
Ooh, wow, could you do me?

787
00:46:03,522 --> 00:46:05,148
It really takes it out of me.

788
00:46:05,232 --> 00:46:06,649
Oh, go on, please.

789
00:46:10,988 --> 00:46:12,071
Oh, wow!

790
00:46:12,573 --> 00:46:14,574
Oh, yeah.

791
00:46:14,658 --> 00:46:16,576
He always knew what was going on
in Battlestar before me

792
00:46:16,660 --> 00:46:17,660
'cause his mum had cable.

793
00:46:17,745 --> 00:46:19,496
Fine, pull over. I'll do you.

794
00:46:19,580 --> 00:46:21,664
Absolutely not. No spoilers.

795
00:46:24,126 --> 00:46:26,920
I didn't call the government.
I called the police!

796
00:46:27,004 --> 00:46:29,964
This is not the police's area of expertise,
Mr. Buggs.

797
00:46:30,925 --> 00:46:33,968
- That devil took my daughter.
- What do you mean, devil?

798
00:46:34,053 --> 00:46:36,346
And your daughter's name is Ruth, is it?

799
00:46:36,430 --> 00:46:40,058
That's right. I brought her up
by myself after her mama died.

800
00:46:40,142 --> 00:46:41,809
Do you have a photograph of Ruth, sir?

801
00:46:41,894 --> 00:46:43,603
Yeah. She's pretty easy to spot.

802
00:46:43,687 --> 00:46:47,106
She's had this eye thing
since she was four years old.

803
00:46:48,150 --> 00:46:49,651
Didn't want to take her
to a doctor for that?

804
00:46:50,110 --> 00:46:52,153
The good Lord is the only doctor
she'll ever need.

805
00:46:52,238 --> 00:46:54,531
Copy that. Do you have a phone here

806
00:46:54,615 --> 00:46:57,283
that your daughter might try to
reach you at if she decides to call?

807
00:46:57,368 --> 00:46:58,660
Yeah, in the back.

808
00:46:59,036 --> 00:47:02,747
Hey, Peter Parker. Want to put the snappy
down and get to the phone?

809
00:47:02,831 --> 00:47:04,249
Right.

810
00:47:04,708 --> 00:47:06,000
She'll call me if she can.

811
00:47:07,294 --> 00:47:09,337
You mentioned they went east?
That's right.

812
00:47:09,421 --> 00:47:11,464
They'll get off the 191 after Flaming Gorge

813
00:47:11,549 --> 00:47:12,715
if they ain't on the interstate.

814
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,509
There's been a big-rig spill...

815
00:47:16,804 --> 00:47:19,806
Here we go. Boys, to the car.

816
00:47:21,225 --> 00:47:23,268
Thank you very, very much for your time, sir.

817
00:47:24,603 --> 00:47:27,939
Promise me you'll kill that thing, Mr. Zoil.
Kill it for what it is.

818
00:47:28,023 --> 00:47:29,941
We're gonna do our best.

819
00:47:30,025 --> 00:47:32,068
- I've seen its eyes.
- Mmm-hmm.

820
00:47:32,152 --> 00:47:33,486
It's evil.

821
00:47:35,322 --> 00:47:37,699
Godspeed, Mr. Zoil.

822
00:47:39,159 --> 00:47:41,244
First 48 are crucial.

823
00:47:43,372 --> 00:47:46,082
Sir, you mind telling us
what we're looking for?

824
00:47:46,166 --> 00:47:47,333
Yeah, what are we looking for?

825
00:47:47,418 --> 00:47:49,711
I told you this is a need-to-know operation.

826
00:47:50,337 --> 00:47:52,380
Yes, sir, but...

827
00:47:53,841 --> 00:47:55,258
Damn it.

828
00:47:57,469 --> 00:47:59,012
Sir, I think it's time you tell us.

829
00:47:59,930 --> 00:48:02,056
Hey, just do
what the fuck I tell you, Haggard.

830
00:48:02,141 --> 00:48:06,853
Now let's go find that crazy old bastard's
little girl before it's too late.

831
00:48:12,860 --> 00:48:13,860
Ruth!

832
00:48:14,695 --> 00:48:15,778
Ruth, wait!

833
00:48:15,863 --> 00:48:17,113
Leave me alone!

834
00:48:17,197 --> 00:48:19,032
Please, please, stop. I've got shin splints.

835
00:48:22,244 --> 00:48:25,538
He cannot be from space! It's not possible.

836
00:48:25,623 --> 00:48:26,956
He's from somewhere else.

837
00:48:27,041 --> 00:48:30,126
Ruth, you saw it for yourself, okay?
He showed you.

838
00:48:30,210 --> 00:48:32,503
There's probably billions
of intelligent civilizations out there.

839
00:48:32,588 --> 00:48:35,131
So where is everybody? Hmm?

840
00:48:36,008 --> 00:48:37,508
But one of them's there!

841
00:48:37,593 --> 00:48:39,385
Are they looking? Are they looking?

842
00:48:39,470 --> 00:48:41,346
Are they looking right now?

843
00:48:41,430 --> 00:48:42,722
Sorry.

844
00:48:44,975 --> 00:48:46,893
That's pathetic.

845
00:48:48,854 --> 00:48:50,521
What's your beef, Clive?

846
00:48:50,606 --> 00:48:52,315
I don't have a beef.

847
00:48:54,777 --> 00:48:57,987
I'm from outer space.
You're a science-fiction writer.

848
00:48:58,072 --> 00:48:59,739
We should be best buds.

849
00:49:00,407 --> 00:49:01,866
It's not you.

850
00:49:03,202 --> 00:49:04,577
It's me.

851
00:49:09,083 --> 00:49:11,834
Is that what this is? You're jealous? Of her?

852
00:49:13,796 --> 00:49:14,837
It's not just that.

853
00:49:16,423 --> 00:49:17,507
Whoa.

854
00:49:17,925 --> 00:49:19,425
Of me?

855
00:49:20,219 --> 00:49:22,261
This is because me and Graeme

856
00:49:22,346 --> 00:49:24,347
got two minutes of face-time
while you were sleeping?

857
00:49:24,431 --> 00:49:27,517
- Is that what this is?
- I wanted this to be special, you know?

858
00:49:27,601 --> 00:49:30,478
I have dreamt about meeting you

859
00:49:30,562 --> 00:49:33,147
ever since I saw Mac and Me.

860
00:49:33,232 --> 00:49:34,857
And I blew it.

861
00:49:34,942 --> 00:49:37,902
Now you two are friendly,
and he's off talking to girls

862
00:49:37,986 --> 00:49:40,405
and it's like, where am I?

863
00:49:40,489 --> 00:49:42,031
Come on, man.

864
00:49:42,116 --> 00:49:44,534
This is special.

865
00:49:44,618 --> 00:49:48,788
You guys being all nerdy and shit
and meeting me. That is fate.

866
00:49:48,872 --> 00:49:51,749
Who cares if you pissed your pants, man?

867
00:49:52,334 --> 00:49:55,294
When I first got here,
first time I saw a human, I puked.

868
00:49:56,463 --> 00:49:58,256
You guys are weird looking.

869
00:49:58,340 --> 00:50:01,634
You have giant bodies.
You have tiny, little, tiny heads.

870
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:05,054
- You're just being nice now.
- No.

871
00:50:05,139 --> 00:50:06,889
Look, you want a little sugar?

872
00:50:09,351 --> 00:50:11,227
It's just knowledge and experience, man.

873
00:50:11,311 --> 00:50:13,938
You're a writer.
Might give you some inspiration.

874
00:50:14,022 --> 00:50:15,273
Will it hurt?

875
00:50:15,858 --> 00:50:17,650
Only if you struggle.

876
00:50:18,318 --> 00:50:19,485
All right.

877
00:50:25,492 --> 00:50:28,411
So, everything that I have been told
my whole life

878
00:50:28,495 --> 00:50:30,163
is just a big fat lie.

879
00:50:31,498 --> 00:50:32,874
Do you know how that feels?

880
00:50:34,126 --> 00:50:37,587
Just because your truth isn't a true truth
doesn't mean that there is no truth, Ruth.

881
00:50:37,671 --> 00:50:40,173
- That's easy for you to say.
- It's really not.

882
00:50:40,257 --> 00:50:45,762
So there's no heaven.
No hell, no right, no wrong, no sin?

883
00:50:45,846 --> 00:50:47,096
Well...

884
00:50:47,806 --> 00:50:49,974
- I can drink?
- If you like.

885
00:50:50,058 --> 00:50:52,560
- I can fornicate?
- Maybe.

886
00:50:52,644 --> 00:50:54,729
- I can curse?
- Well, yeah.

887
00:50:54,813 --> 00:50:56,272
- Penises!
- Ruth.

888
00:50:56,356 --> 00:50:59,942
Assing, hairy boobs, poop-farting buttholes!

889
00:51:00,027 --> 00:51:01,611
Ruth, I'm not sure this is helping.

890
00:51:02,946 --> 00:51:04,489
What are you doing?

891
00:51:04,573 --> 00:51:07,283
- Stop it!
- Why? Why should I stop?

892
00:51:10,537 --> 00:51:11,746
This is not...

893
00:51:13,665 --> 00:51:18,294
Because you have your whole life
to explore new things.

894
00:51:18,378 --> 00:51:19,629
Okay?

895
00:51:19,713 --> 00:51:23,549
It doesn't necessarily mean
you should be exploring mine right now.

896
00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:31,641
You said you wanted to travel,
to see new stuff? This is your chance.

897
00:51:31,725 --> 00:51:34,977
I really think you should come with us.

898
00:51:35,062 --> 00:51:36,145
Where would I sleep?

899
00:51:36,230 --> 00:51:39,148
I'll sleep on the sofa.
And then you can have my bed.

900
00:51:39,233 --> 00:51:43,110
But I'd push the tissues off with a pen,
if I were you, because I've had a cold.

901
00:51:43,821 --> 00:51:44,821
Oh.

902
00:51:51,370 --> 00:51:53,955
Ruth has decided
that she would like to come with us.

903
00:51:55,999 --> 00:51:57,041
Wicked.

904
00:51:58,377 --> 00:52:00,378
I'm gonna go freshen up.

905
00:52:00,462 --> 00:52:03,840
Hey, Ruth. Wait up.

906
00:52:03,924 --> 00:52:05,591
You don't smoke.

907
00:52:05,676 --> 00:52:07,134
I just wanted to say thanks.

908
00:52:07,219 --> 00:52:09,679
I know this has been weird for you,

909
00:52:09,763 --> 00:52:13,349
but you saved my life
and I owe you one, okay?

910
00:52:13,433 --> 00:52:14,725
Okay.

911
00:52:15,435 --> 00:52:17,728
What have you got there, by the way?

912
00:52:17,813 --> 00:52:22,024
Severe epiretinal membrane complicated by
macular edema in your left vitreous cavity?

913
00:52:22,109 --> 00:52:23,484
How did you know that?

914
00:52:23,944 --> 00:52:25,319
Lucky guess.

915
00:52:25,404 --> 00:52:27,572
Do you mind if I take a look at it
for one second?

916
00:52:33,287 --> 00:52:36,956
What does it say in the Old Testament?
"An eye for an eye"?

917
00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:40,209
- Wait, I don't...
- It's okay. You can trust me.

918
00:52:40,294 --> 00:52:43,462
- I don't know...
- Just have a little faith, okay?

919
00:53:08,530 --> 00:53:10,156
Oh!

920
00:53:12,618 --> 00:53:14,035
How did you do that?

921
00:53:14,995 --> 00:53:17,538
Evolution, baby.

922
00:53:24,755 --> 00:53:26,589
- Graeme?
- Yeah?

923
00:53:28,717 --> 00:53:30,843
Oh, my God. Clive.

924
00:53:30,928 --> 00:53:32,929
Oh, my God.

925
00:53:50,489 --> 00:53:52,990
What are you going to do?
Come on. Make your move.

926
00:53:53,075 --> 00:53:54,325
Oh, shit. Damn it.

927
00:54:29,236 --> 00:54:31,487
Hey, check it out! Check it out!

928
00:54:31,905 --> 00:54:32,947
Huh?

929
00:54:33,031 --> 00:54:34,657
This is easy.

930
00:54:36,243 --> 00:54:38,953
Small corrections, Paul.
Just make small corrections.

931
00:54:39,037 --> 00:54:40,705
Graeme, hit the brakes!

932
00:54:53,010 --> 00:54:55,011
Hey, there, sleepy face!

933
00:54:55,095 --> 00:54:59,306
Fuckeroo. That was the best
titty-farting sleep I have ever had.

934
00:55:00,100 --> 00:55:03,185
I got a feeling
that you're new to cursing, Ruth.

935
00:55:03,270 --> 00:55:07,106
Look, cursing's fun.
You just gotta pick your moments, okay?

936
00:55:07,190 --> 00:55:09,942
Maybe we should stop for some food.
Is anybody hungry?

937
00:55:10,027 --> 00:55:11,318
- Fuck, yeah!
Ruth?

938
00:55:11,403 --> 00:55:13,904
You bet your big, fat cock I am!

939
00:55:13,989 --> 00:55:15,322
Nice!

940
00:55:15,407 --> 00:55:17,033
I'm starving.

941
00:55:17,117 --> 00:55:18,743
What's new, fatty?

942
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,204
- It's not fat, Paul, it's power.
Fat power.

943
00:55:22,289 --> 00:55:23,581
- So rude.
You're rude.

944
00:55:23,665 --> 00:55:24,707
Maybe I should call my dad.

945
00:55:24,791 --> 00:55:27,084
- What?
- What? Why?

946
00:55:27,169 --> 00:55:28,294
I've been gone for a whole day

947
00:55:28,378 --> 00:55:31,547
and if he calls the police,
they're gonna be looking for us.

948
00:55:31,631 --> 00:55:34,216
If I don't, there's a good chance
we could all end up in Shit-Butt City.

949
00:55:34,801 --> 00:55:36,260
You're really getting the hang of this.

950
00:55:36,344 --> 00:55:37,595
Thanks, dick milk.

951
00:56:09,461 --> 00:56:12,630
- I won't be long.
- Okay. Be careful.

952
00:56:29,022 --> 00:56:30,815
Ruth Buggs?
- Yes?

953
00:56:30,899 --> 00:56:34,276
Listen to me carefully.
I want you to tell me where you are.

954
00:56:34,361 --> 00:56:35,444
Who is this?

955
00:56:36,029 --> 00:56:37,655
My name is Agent Zoil,

956
00:56:37,739 --> 00:56:39,615
and it's very important that you tell me
where you are

957
00:56:39,699 --> 00:56:41,534
and where you are headed, Ms. Buggs.

958
00:56:41,785 --> 00:56:43,536
I can't tell you.

959
00:56:43,620 --> 00:56:46,038
I mean, I don't know.

960
00:56:46,122 --> 00:56:47,790
You've been abducted.

961
00:56:47,874 --> 00:56:50,918
And the individual that you're traveling with
is highly dangerous.

962
00:56:51,002 --> 00:56:52,795
Oh, no, he's not dangerous.

963
00:56:52,879 --> 00:56:55,548
I mean, he's kind of rude, he curses a lot,

964
00:56:55,632 --> 00:56:59,301
and a couple times
I've seen him scratch his spaceman balls.

965
00:57:01,888 --> 00:57:04,807
Please listen to me.
Your father is extremely worried about you

966
00:57:04,891 --> 00:57:06,934
and we'd like to get you home, Ms. Buggs.

967
00:57:07,978 --> 00:57:09,353
He showed me things.

968
00:57:09,437 --> 00:57:11,438
She's talking about his spaceman balls.

969
00:57:11,523 --> 00:57:13,399
You know I'm just trying to help you,
right, Ruth?

970
00:57:13,817 --> 00:57:16,861
I don't know what's real anymore.
I'm confused.

971
00:57:16,945 --> 00:57:18,988
- We got the bitch!
Yeah, dog! Up high!

972
00:57:19,072 --> 00:57:20,948
Damn it, Haggard! Miss...

973
00:57:24,578 --> 00:57:25,703
Hey.

974
00:57:25,787 --> 00:57:27,872
Whoa, slow down there, baby.

975
00:57:27,956 --> 00:57:29,832
- Excuse me, I have to get to my friends.
- Oh.

976
00:57:29,916 --> 00:57:32,960
I got a friend down here
that would love to meet you.

977
00:57:34,170 --> 00:57:35,421
Me, too.

978
00:57:37,424 --> 00:57:39,383
Well, as much as I would like
to meet your penises,

979
00:57:39,467 --> 00:57:40,801
I'm in a hurry, so excuse me.

980
00:57:40,886 --> 00:57:42,928
Now, this won't take long, sugar.

981
00:57:43,013 --> 00:57:45,472
Nope. Won't take long at all.

982
00:57:45,557 --> 00:57:49,018
Well, since you're both being so romantic,
maybe I could

983
00:57:49,102 --> 00:57:50,895
give it just a quick hello.

984
00:57:50,979 --> 00:57:52,771
What the fuck? Shit!

985
00:57:52,856 --> 00:57:54,356
Now, why would you even...

986
00:57:54,441 --> 00:57:55,524
Ow! My balls!

987
00:57:57,027 --> 00:57:58,611
- Hey.
Hey, how's your dad?

988
00:57:58,695 --> 00:58:00,487
- We gotta go.
- What about the mini pizzas?

989
00:58:00,572 --> 00:58:01,989
- We gotta go now!
No, you don't!

990
00:58:02,073 --> 00:58:03,949
Holy shit!

991
00:58:04,993 --> 00:58:07,912
It's the space faggots
that dinged the fuck-mobile!

992
00:58:07,996 --> 00:58:10,039
- Yeah. We were just leaving.
- I don't feel well.

993
00:58:10,123 --> 00:58:12,291
I don't think so.
- Leave her alone!

994
00:58:12,876 --> 00:58:14,543
Oh, shit! Sailors!

995
00:58:14,628 --> 00:58:16,503
- Let's go.
- Sorry!

996
00:58:17,964 --> 00:58:18,964
Excuse me, miss.

997
00:58:20,592 --> 00:58:21,634
Papa?

998
00:58:24,095 --> 00:58:26,805
Ruth? My Lord! Your eye!

999
00:58:28,016 --> 00:58:30,225
- Let's go!
- What about my dad?

1000
00:58:30,310 --> 00:58:31,518
Let's go, boy!

1001
00:58:36,316 --> 00:58:37,900
Where you going, girls?

1002
00:58:37,984 --> 00:58:40,444
Leave us alone, you stupid vaginas!

1003
00:58:40,528 --> 00:58:43,322
That's no way for a pretty little thing
like you to talk!

1004
00:58:43,406 --> 00:58:44,490
She's fairly new to it, to be honest.

1005
00:58:44,574 --> 00:58:47,242
Leave this to me. I'll talk to them.

1006
00:58:52,999 --> 00:58:54,708
Yo, fucknuts!

1007
00:58:54,793 --> 00:58:56,502
It's probing time.

1008
00:58:57,295 --> 00:58:58,253
Oh.

1009
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:03,342
Ha! Only one of us fainted.

1010
00:59:03,677 --> 00:59:05,511
Oh, shit! The five-O! Let's bounce.

1011
00:59:05,595 --> 00:59:07,846
I'm sorry. They answered the phone.

1012
00:59:08,390 --> 00:59:09,598
They knew about us.

1013
00:59:11,017 --> 00:59:12,768
Get in the RV.

1014
00:59:12,852 --> 00:59:15,646
- Come on, they're going to wake up!
- Hurry!

1015
00:59:19,943 --> 00:59:21,110
Sorry!

1016
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,154
Okay. We need to get off the road.

1017
00:59:24,239 --> 00:59:26,115
- Shouldn't we keep moving?
- No.

1018
00:59:26,199 --> 00:59:28,283
That is exactly what they'll expect us to do.

1019
00:59:28,368 --> 00:59:31,745
Trust me.
Only an idiot would stop right now.

1020
00:59:32,205 --> 00:59:34,707
- Yeah, pull in here. Perfect.
What? Paul.

1021
00:59:34,791 --> 00:59:36,667
We're idiots, remember?

1022
00:59:50,223 --> 00:59:51,807
What should we do now?

1023
00:59:52,684 --> 00:59:54,351
How about a hot chocolate and bed?

1024
00:59:54,436 --> 00:59:55,811
What are you, my grandma?

1025
00:59:55,895 --> 00:59:58,856
Oh, I couldn't sleep. I'm too pumped.

1026
00:59:58,940 --> 01:00:01,859
Yeah, me, too. Let's get some beers.
Find somewhere to chill.

1027
01:00:01,943 --> 01:00:03,152
What do you say?

1028
01:00:03,236 --> 01:00:04,653
What if someone sees you?

1029
01:00:04,738 --> 01:00:06,363
It's dead out there. And I can do this.

1030
01:00:09,034 --> 01:00:10,451
Okay. I'm in.

1031
01:00:10,535 --> 01:00:12,119
Rocky?
- Sure.

1032
01:00:12,203 --> 01:00:13,620
Bullwinkle?

1033
01:00:13,705 --> 01:00:15,330
I'm a little bit tired.

1034
01:00:15,415 --> 01:00:16,623
Don't be a pussy.

1035
01:00:16,708 --> 01:00:18,417
Don't call me a...

1036
01:00:19,169 --> 01:00:20,210
All right.

1037
01:00:23,214 --> 01:00:25,049
Just get your hands off me!

1038
01:00:34,350 --> 01:00:35,559
Hoss?

1039
01:00:37,270 --> 01:00:38,604
Something I can help you with?

1040
01:00:38,688 --> 01:00:41,732
Yeah. You mind telling me
what happened here?

1041
01:00:41,816 --> 01:00:44,359
Just a good old-fashioned
beer-soaked slobberknocker.

1042
01:00:44,694 --> 01:00:45,944
See anything unusual?

1043
01:00:47,072 --> 01:00:51,158
A couple hillbilly types in the back
of that meat wagon won't stop crying.

1044
01:00:56,748 --> 01:01:00,209
Have you gentlemen seen
anything unusual this evening?

1045
01:01:00,335 --> 01:01:01,710
- Uh-uh.
- Uh-uh.

1046
01:01:02,712 --> 01:01:04,046
Are we sure?

1047
01:01:04,547 --> 01:01:05,714
Mmm-hmm.

1048
01:01:07,258 --> 01:01:09,760
- Thank you.
- No sweat.

1049
01:01:21,564 --> 01:01:24,149
It's a nice window.
It's a little cowboy, isn't it?

1050
01:01:26,027 --> 01:01:27,402
That's funny.

1051
01:01:28,905 --> 01:01:32,658
I'll tell you what else is funny,
was when you kissed me yesterday.

1052
01:01:33,868 --> 01:01:35,452
- Sorry.
- No. It's not...

1053
01:01:36,996 --> 01:01:39,832
I was like, "Get off me, you rapist. "

1054
01:01:43,586 --> 01:01:46,130
- Do it again, if you like.
- What?

1055
01:01:46,756 --> 01:01:48,382
I said you can do it again, if you like.

1056
01:01:50,301 --> 01:01:51,802
Really?

1057
01:01:51,886 --> 01:01:54,680
If you're gonna try it, then maybe
you should do it with a friend,

1058
01:01:54,764 --> 01:01:56,557
rather than someone like a stranger

1059
01:01:56,641 --> 01:01:58,642
because there's a lot of weirdos out there.

1060
01:01:58,726 --> 01:02:01,812
I am planning on doing a lot of kissing
and fornicating

1061
01:02:01,896 --> 01:02:04,481
so you'd really be helping me out.

1062
01:02:04,566 --> 01:02:06,191
- Great.
- Okay.

1063
01:02:06,276 --> 01:02:08,777
- What, now?
- No, I thought you meant...

1064
01:02:08,862 --> 01:02:10,529
No, I did. Let's do it now.

1065
01:02:10,613 --> 01:02:12,906
- I mean...
- Yeah, all right.

1066
01:02:12,991 --> 01:02:14,533
Put my hands on you.

1067
01:02:14,617 --> 01:02:16,493
Just stand here? Okay.

1068
01:02:16,578 --> 01:02:17,953
Hold you steady.

1069
01:02:22,709 --> 01:02:23,792
Fuck!

1070
01:02:23,877 --> 01:02:26,837
I'm sorry. I thought I was gonna pass out.

1071
01:02:26,921 --> 01:02:28,172
Carry on.

1072
01:02:28,256 --> 01:02:31,258
- What's happening?
- Nothing, just hanging around.

1073
01:02:31,634 --> 01:02:35,095
They were about to make out.
It was awkward.

1074
01:02:35,346 --> 01:02:36,972
We were just...

1075
01:02:38,683 --> 01:02:41,351
Good. Please put your shorts on, Paul.

1076
01:02:46,649 --> 01:02:47,816
You guys partake?

1077
01:02:48,359 --> 01:02:49,568
No, thank you.

1078
01:02:50,612 --> 01:02:51,653
I'll partake.

1079
01:02:53,072 --> 01:02:55,532
Are you sure?
It's pretty strong shit.

1080
01:02:55,617 --> 01:02:58,368
I got it from the military, actually.
This is the stuff that killed Dylan.

1081
01:02:58,453 --> 01:02:59,703
Bob Dylan's not dead.

1082
01:03:00,622 --> 01:03:01,663
Isn't he?

1083
01:03:03,791 --> 01:03:04,917
Hit me.

1084
01:03:05,001 --> 01:03:07,753
Okay. Just go easy on it.

1085
01:03:08,254 --> 01:03:09,296
Ruth.

1086
01:03:09,380 --> 01:03:11,173
Just a little bit. Little bit.

1087
01:03:21,184 --> 01:03:22,351
It's not so bad.

1088
01:03:22,435 --> 01:03:25,020
To be fair,
it takes a while to be absorbed into...

1089
01:03:25,104 --> 01:03:26,396
Oh, shit.

1090
01:03:31,277 --> 01:03:34,571
I'm hungry.
We should cook up some sausages.

1091
01:03:34,656 --> 01:03:36,531
- Do we have any sausages?
- Uh...

1092
01:03:36,699 --> 01:03:38,200
- What do you mean by that?
- No.

1093
01:03:38,284 --> 01:03:41,620
Why do you guys hate me?
Can we cook up some sausages?

1094
01:03:41,704 --> 01:03:44,373
Ooh, I have wasps in my brain!

1095
01:03:46,709 --> 01:03:50,003
She'll be fine.
That happened to me the first time.

1096
01:03:51,422 --> 01:03:52,714
Paul.

1097
01:03:53,383 --> 01:03:56,218
I was wanting to ask.
You know us now, right?

1098
01:03:56,719 --> 01:04:00,222
Yeah. Graeme, we're bona fide BFFs.

1099
01:04:01,975 --> 01:04:03,934
Why are you in such a hurry to leave now?

1100
01:04:06,729 --> 01:04:10,983
Well, according to the government,
I've fulfilled my usefulness.

1101
01:04:11,067 --> 01:04:12,734
I told them everything I know.

1102
01:04:12,819 --> 01:04:16,446
The only thing I have left
to offer them now are my abilities.

1103
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:20,284
The healing, the thought transfer,
the camouflage.

1104
01:04:20,368 --> 01:04:24,037
In order to cultivate those abilities,
they need some of my stem cells.

1105
01:04:24,122 --> 01:04:26,290
And I'm not really down with that.

1106
01:04:26,374 --> 01:04:29,334
Lucky for me,
I do have one friend left on the inside.

1107
01:04:29,419 --> 01:04:31,795
So, I managed to get an SOS
beamed into space.

1108
01:04:31,879 --> 01:04:35,007
I got my people primed
and ready to pick me up.

1109
01:04:35,091 --> 01:04:37,968
Then, motherfuckers brought
the procedure forward by a day,

1110
01:04:38,052 --> 01:04:39,511
my whole plan goes to shit.

1111
01:04:39,595 --> 01:04:40,679
What happened?

1112
01:04:40,763 --> 01:04:45,058
On the way to the mental labs, I zapped
my escort, I stole his car, I took off.

1113
01:04:45,143 --> 01:04:46,852
Found you guys.

1114
01:04:46,936 --> 01:04:48,979
So what happens if you get caught?

1115
01:04:49,439 --> 01:04:52,774
Graeme, they're gonna cut out my brain.

1116
01:04:53,526 --> 01:04:54,609
Oh.

1117
01:04:55,945 --> 01:04:57,696
Yeah. It's fucked.

1118
01:04:58,364 --> 01:04:59,906
It's kind of a buzz-kill.

1119
01:04:59,991 --> 01:05:03,076
Let's lighten the mood, shall we?
Clive, when did you last get laid?

1120
01:05:04,787 --> 01:05:06,371
Oh. Mmm.

1121
01:05:07,790 --> 01:05:10,959
- Collectormania, London, '08.
- '08.

1122
01:05:11,044 --> 01:05:12,336
Ewok chick.

1123
01:05:12,837 --> 01:05:15,088
Clive likes boning space bears!

1124
01:05:15,173 --> 01:05:16,965
Shut up.

1125
01:05:17,467 --> 01:05:20,135
No, but seriously, be honest with me.

1126
01:05:20,219 --> 01:05:21,303
What was it like?

1127
01:05:21,971 --> 01:05:24,723
Well, she was furry nice.

1128
01:05:25,975 --> 01:05:29,353
That's disgusting! That's gross.

1129
01:05:35,151 --> 01:05:36,902
Hey, Clive.

1130
01:05:36,986 --> 01:05:39,154
No, Boomer, it's forbidden.

1131
01:05:39,238 --> 01:05:41,198
Hey, Clive.

1132
01:05:41,282 --> 01:05:42,741
- Hey!
- Clive!

1133
01:05:42,825 --> 01:05:45,285
Let's go, guys! We gotta get out of here!

1134
01:05:51,667 --> 01:05:53,460
Where's Ruth?

1135
01:05:53,544 --> 01:05:56,004
She went back to the RV.

1136
01:05:57,924 --> 01:05:59,299
Of course!

1137
01:05:59,384 --> 01:06:01,468
He can read minds.

1138
01:06:01,552 --> 01:06:02,594
Come on.

1139
01:06:04,889 --> 01:06:08,183
Guys, I think we have a slight problem
over here.

1140
01:06:10,853 --> 01:06:12,521
Oh, man.

1141
01:06:13,981 --> 01:06:16,733
I can't hold my breath
the whole way through town.

1142
01:06:18,111 --> 01:06:19,444
Wait here.

1143
01:06:21,239 --> 01:06:23,698
What? Wait!

1144
01:06:33,793 --> 01:06:35,669
Good morning. Agent Zoil, Secret Service.

1145
01:06:35,753 --> 01:06:37,796
You mind if I come in there
and ask a few questions?

1146
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:39,297
Not at all.

1147
01:06:46,055 --> 01:06:47,097
Morning.

1148
01:06:51,644 --> 01:06:54,312
Why are we holding hands?
- So we look like a family.

1149
01:06:54,397 --> 01:06:56,231
Yeah, the fucking Friedmans.

1150
01:06:56,315 --> 01:06:57,524
You could be a midget.

1151
01:06:57,608 --> 01:06:59,443
- You're obsessed with midgets!
- No, I'm not!

1152
01:07:00,111 --> 01:07:02,237
Stop it! Just act normal.

1153
01:07:02,321 --> 01:07:06,491
We're just a couple of regular guys walking
down the street with a small cowboy.

1154
01:07:06,576 --> 01:07:07,659
All right, Clive?

1155
01:07:08,035 --> 01:07:09,286
Clive?

1156
01:07:09,370 --> 01:07:11,538
- Clive.
Oh, come on!

1157
01:07:17,253 --> 01:07:18,462
Clive, what are you doing?

1158
01:07:18,546 --> 01:07:19,963
Yeah, man, what the fuck?

1159
01:07:20,047 --> 01:07:21,173
I want it.

1160
01:07:21,257 --> 01:07:25,385
I can appreciate it's a bargain, but this is
not Comic-Con now. This is reality.

1161
01:07:25,470 --> 01:07:28,472
It's false economy anyway,
it'll break the first time you use it. Let's go!

1162
01:07:28,556 --> 01:07:30,932
- Why would I ever use it?
- Can we just go, please?

1163
01:07:31,017 --> 01:07:33,518
Wait. Maybe we should go inside.

1164
01:07:33,603 --> 01:07:35,145
What?
We'll hide out.

1165
01:07:35,229 --> 01:07:38,315
You go back and get Ruth.
Get the RV, pick us up in 10 minutes.

1166
01:07:38,399 --> 01:07:39,441
You sure?

1167
01:07:40,776 --> 01:07:41,985
Trust me.

1168
01:07:48,159 --> 01:07:50,160
Good morning.
My name is Agent Zoil, Secret Service.

1169
01:07:50,244 --> 01:07:52,537
Mind if I come in, ask you a few questions?

1170
01:07:52,622 --> 01:07:55,123
Do you mind if we just do it right here?

1171
01:07:55,208 --> 01:07:56,208
Okay.

1172
01:07:56,292 --> 01:07:59,169
This place is a real cock-sucking mess.

1173
01:08:00,296 --> 01:08:01,338
Got it.

1174
01:08:02,924 --> 01:08:06,301
I'm telling you,
we're looking for a goddamn alien.

1175
01:08:06,385 --> 01:08:08,929
I thought all that Project Blue Book stuff
was horseshit.

1176
01:08:09,013 --> 01:08:10,388
No, it all makes sense.

1177
01:08:10,473 --> 01:08:12,182
All this hush-hush crap?

1178
01:08:12,266 --> 01:08:13,767
- The drawing that I found?
- Mmm-hmm.

1179
01:08:13,851 --> 01:08:16,269
What do you think that girl
was talking about last night?

1180
01:08:16,354 --> 01:08:18,396
Holy shit! Spaceman balls!

1181
01:08:18,481 --> 01:08:21,066
Yeah. And who has spaceman balls?

1182
01:08:21,150 --> 01:08:23,026
- Buzz Aldrin?
- Be serious.

1183
01:08:32,662 --> 01:08:34,120
Hello, handsome.

1184
01:08:35,248 --> 01:08:36,581
Is that you?

1185
01:08:36,666 --> 01:08:38,208
Uh, huh?

1186
01:08:38,376 --> 01:08:39,668
Is that you on the cover?

1187
01:08:41,837 --> 01:08:42,963
No.

1188
01:08:43,506 --> 01:08:45,215
- What's your name?
- Keith Nash.

1189
01:08:46,425 --> 01:08:49,010
- Nice to meet you. I'm Paul.
- Right.

1190
01:08:49,095 --> 01:08:51,513
So, you're not freaked out by me?

1191
01:08:52,473 --> 01:08:54,432
- Hmm. Yes and no.
- Huh.

1192
01:08:55,434 --> 01:08:56,977
You mind taking a look
at these photographs?

1193
01:08:57,061 --> 01:09:00,438
Tell me if you recognize either one
of these two gentlemen or the one-eyed girl?

1194
01:09:01,607 --> 01:09:03,650
- Ma'am?
- No.

1195
01:09:03,734 --> 01:09:05,652
Anything? Anything at all?

1196
01:09:06,362 --> 01:09:07,362
Mmm-mmm.

1197
01:09:07,446 --> 01:09:10,282
- You really think this is an alien?
- Yeah!

1198
01:09:10,366 --> 01:09:14,160
- This is huge! This is huge!
- I know! I know!

1199
01:09:14,245 --> 01:09:15,954
Is that a comic book shop?

1200
01:09:16,038 --> 01:09:17,539
Can we go in there?

1201
01:09:17,623 --> 01:09:19,958
Maybe. If you're good.

1202
01:09:20,042 --> 01:09:21,543
Where are you coming from?

1203
01:09:21,627 --> 01:09:22,794
Austin.

1204
01:09:22,878 --> 01:09:25,505
- Good town.
- Yeah, it is. They have a lot of bats.

1205
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:27,257
Sorry? What'd you say?

1206
01:09:27,341 --> 01:09:28,341
Mmm-mmm.

1207
01:09:28,884 --> 01:09:30,677
Okay. Thanks for your time, Mrs...

1208
01:09:30,761 --> 01:09:32,053
Darwin.

1209
01:09:33,764 --> 01:09:35,890
Charlotte Darwin.

1210
01:09:35,975 --> 01:09:37,809
Charlotte Darwin. You have a great day.

1211
01:09:44,984 --> 01:09:46,901
You are not gonna believe this.

1212
01:09:48,154 --> 01:09:49,821
You should get this one.

1213
01:09:51,115 --> 01:09:52,574
- Thanks.
- Yeah, it's good.

1214
01:09:54,118 --> 01:09:57,162
Nice! I like your style, Keith Nash.

1215
01:09:57,246 --> 01:09:58,913
- I gotta go.
- Catch you later.

1216
01:09:58,998 --> 01:10:00,415
Bye, Paul.

1217
01:10:00,499 --> 01:10:01,583
Don't get caught.

1218
01:10:03,502 --> 01:10:04,878
Happy trails.

1219
01:10:05,046 --> 01:10:06,046
Eh?

1220
01:10:11,177 --> 01:10:12,427
Huh!

1221
01:10:12,511 --> 01:10:15,013
Pretty good. Pretty good.

1222
01:10:16,474 --> 01:10:18,600
How much is that?

1223
01:10:19,602 --> 01:10:23,021
With the sword, $299.99 plus tax.

1224
01:10:23,105 --> 01:10:24,272
Yeah, I'll wear it now.

1225
01:10:25,441 --> 01:10:27,108
Come on, man, let's go!

1226
01:10:29,028 --> 01:10:30,528
I'll be right out.

1227
01:10:32,239 --> 01:10:34,574
Should have used the cufflink thing.

1228
01:10:53,469 --> 01:10:55,303
Spaceman balls?

1229
01:11:04,188 --> 01:11:06,231
Get your goddamn hands
off my motherfucking junk!

1230
01:11:08,234 --> 01:11:10,360
It's in there! It's in there!

1231
01:11:21,414 --> 01:11:22,455
Hello.

1232
01:11:22,957 --> 01:11:25,166
O'Reilly!

1233
01:11:25,251 --> 01:11:27,001
You dumb shit,
that's just some asshole in a mask.

1234
01:11:28,546 --> 01:11:30,255
Holy Mary, Mother of God!

1235
01:11:30,756 --> 01:11:32,215
I gotta quit smoking.

1236
01:11:34,343 --> 01:11:35,927
Let's go!

1237
01:11:36,137 --> 01:11:37,303
Sorry, ma'am!

1238
01:11:44,270 --> 01:11:45,854
- Shit!
Don't let... Behind me!

1239
01:11:47,314 --> 01:11:48,523
Hurry up, buttcracks!

1240
01:11:48,607 --> 01:11:49,607
Look, it's that nerd.

1241
01:11:49,942 --> 01:11:51,443
Oh!

1242
01:11:52,153 --> 01:11:53,695
Oh, yeah!

1243
01:11:53,779 --> 01:11:55,447
- Who was that kid?
- Keith Nash!

1244
01:11:55,531 --> 01:11:56,614
Punch it!

1245
01:11:57,575 --> 01:11:59,284
I don't know what happened!
Who is that kid?

1246
01:12:06,250 --> 01:12:08,251
- Get the car started!
- Yes, sir!

1247
01:12:09,378 --> 01:12:11,713
Whoa, whoa. What's going on?
Did you guys get me some information?

1248
01:12:11,797 --> 01:12:13,381
We saw it. We saw the alien.

1249
01:12:13,466 --> 01:12:16,134
It was in the comic book shop. It's hideous!
I think I shit my pants.

1250
01:12:16,218 --> 01:12:17,469
I don't know what you guys
are talking about.

1251
01:12:19,013 --> 01:12:20,096
You know what?

1252
01:12:20,181 --> 01:12:23,099
You know exactly what we're talking about.

1253
01:12:23,184 --> 01:12:25,351
I'm sick and tired
of being in the dark on this...

1254
01:12:25,436 --> 01:12:29,689
Where the fuck did he go?

1255
01:12:29,774 --> 01:12:31,316
I got your door for you.

1256
01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:32,525
I got mine.

1257
01:12:32,610 --> 01:12:35,278
He went with those nerds.

1258
01:12:35,362 --> 01:12:38,990
So, you want to follow us, big guy?

1259
01:12:39,074 --> 01:12:40,992
- You kids are gonna go back to the base.
- Uh-huh.

1260
01:12:41,076 --> 01:12:43,953
Daddy's gonna stick behind,
do a little adult work.

1261
01:12:44,038 --> 01:12:45,872
Now, tell me which way
the little green guy went.

1262
01:12:45,956 --> 01:12:48,416
- North East highway.
- North East highway.

1263
01:12:48,501 --> 01:12:49,667
Straight home, now.

1264
01:12:53,672 --> 01:12:55,590
Sorry, guys. It's my dad!

1265
01:12:55,674 --> 01:12:58,802
This guy doesn't quit.
You kind of have to respect it.

1266
01:13:06,644 --> 01:13:08,269
- Oh, God, Graeme, drive faster.
Go away, Dad!

1267
01:13:08,354 --> 01:13:10,605
- Guys, calm down.
- Those asshorns are gonna catch us!

1268
01:13:10,689 --> 01:13:12,148
I said, calm down! Pull over!

1269
01:13:12,233 --> 01:13:13,733
- What do you mean, pull over?
- Pull over!

1270
01:13:33,254 --> 01:13:34,587
All right. That's it.

1271
01:13:34,672 --> 01:13:37,799
This is too dangerous.
I can make it on my own from here.

1272
01:13:37,883 --> 01:13:40,176
- What do you mean?
- No. Graeme, you've done enough.

1273
01:13:40,261 --> 01:13:43,179
I'll boost a car or something.
I can drive an automatic.

1274
01:13:43,264 --> 01:13:44,597
You're a terrible driver!

1275
01:13:44,682 --> 01:13:47,141
He's right, Paul.
You can't even drive a spaceship.

1276
01:13:47,226 --> 01:13:49,435
I'm close now. I'll be fine.

1277
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:51,104
But we've come all this way.

1278
01:13:51,188 --> 01:13:52,564
Yeah, and at what cost, huh?

1279
01:13:52,648 --> 01:13:55,817
I've shaken your faith.
I've almost gotten you guys killed!

1280
01:13:55,901 --> 01:13:57,068
I just want to get home.

1281
01:13:57,611 --> 01:14:00,947
You are going home. I think we've come
too far to let you do this alone.

1282
01:14:01,031 --> 01:14:04,409
Yeah. What happened to BFFs?
We are in this together, Paul.

1283
01:14:04,493 --> 01:14:07,495
You bet your hairy love eggs we are.

1284
01:14:07,580 --> 01:14:09,622
The last 72 hours
have been the ride of my life

1285
01:14:09,707 --> 01:14:11,749
and I'm fucked
if I'm getting off this bus now!

1286
01:14:11,834 --> 01:14:14,335
- Yeah, me, too.
- And me.

1287
01:14:14,420 --> 01:14:16,087
Well, that settles it.

1288
01:14:16,213 --> 01:14:18,214
We're all fucked.

1289
01:14:19,258 --> 01:14:21,217
Thank you guys so much.

1290
01:14:21,302 --> 01:14:26,264
If you're absolutely sure, there is
a little something you can do for me.

1291
01:14:31,228 --> 01:14:32,729
- What about this one?
- No, too small.

1292
01:14:32,813 --> 01:14:34,522
- Really?
- Yeah, too small.

1293
01:14:39,653 --> 01:14:41,863
- Seems rather fitting.
- Mmm.

1294
01:14:44,658 --> 01:14:48,077
- That wasn't difficult, was it?
- No. Not at all.

1295
01:14:48,162 --> 01:14:49,912
- Hello.
- Hello.

1296
01:14:49,997 --> 01:14:52,665
That'll be $299.99, plus tax.

1297
01:14:53,292 --> 01:14:55,793
Same as the sword.

1298
01:14:57,713 --> 01:14:59,672
Look. They're running.
Holy shit!

1299
01:14:59,757 --> 01:15:02,133
- Get the door.
- Oh, shit. Can you drive this thing?

1300
01:15:02,217 --> 01:15:03,843
I've been driving these things my whole life.

1301
01:15:06,639 --> 01:15:08,348
Come on! Get in, get in.

1302
01:15:10,476 --> 01:15:11,643
Graceful.

1303
01:15:16,857 --> 01:15:19,776
Zoil. Picked up a 9-1-1 outside of Prospect.

1304
01:15:19,860 --> 01:15:23,696
A fireworks store just got ripped off
by two British nerds in an RV.

1305
01:15:23,781 --> 01:15:24,781
Son of a bitch!

1306
01:15:24,865 --> 01:15:28,201
According to local bacon,
they're on the 14, 40 miles west of you.

1307
01:15:28,285 --> 01:15:30,620
Drive like a man,
you'll catch up to them in 30.

1308
01:15:30,704 --> 01:15:33,373
Cops are standing down.
You better spin your ass around!

1309
01:15:33,457 --> 01:15:34,832
Roger that!

1310
01:15:40,297 --> 01:15:41,589
Don't make me come out there.

1311
01:15:41,674 --> 01:15:43,925
I'm guest of honor
at the governor's ball tonight

1312
01:15:44,009 --> 01:15:45,426
and I'm dressed up real nice.

1313
01:15:45,511 --> 01:15:48,304
Where the hell does this 14 go, anyway?

1314
01:15:48,389 --> 01:15:49,555
You tell me.

1315
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:52,475
You got Thermopolis, you got Lytle Creek.

1316
01:15:52,559 --> 01:15:56,062
Holy shit! Moorcroft's on the 14.

1317
01:15:56,313 --> 01:15:57,605
You don't think...

1318
01:15:57,690 --> 01:15:59,649
Son of a bitch is going back.

1319
01:15:59,733 --> 01:16:02,610
He's gonna try and make contact.
We got him, Zoil.

1320
01:16:02,695 --> 01:16:04,153
Bring me back my space monkey

1321
01:16:04,238 --> 01:16:07,615
and I guarantee you level 5 clearance
and all the perks.

1322
01:16:07,700 --> 01:16:09,617
Great. Better parking space
would be good.

1323
01:16:09,702 --> 01:16:12,620
I don't know, man. I don't know.
He looked awful mad.

1324
01:16:12,955 --> 01:16:16,749
Fuck him. He's a dinosaur.
It's time for some new blood.

1325
01:16:25,259 --> 01:16:26,884
Okay. We're nearly there.

1326
01:16:26,969 --> 01:16:28,261
This is where we've been headed?

1327
01:16:28,345 --> 01:16:30,930
No. I just need to make
a little stop first, okay?

1328
01:16:31,014 --> 01:16:33,141
Do you think we've really got time
to be making little stops?

1329
01:16:33,225 --> 01:16:35,727
This is something I really have to do.

1330
01:16:36,854 --> 01:16:39,355
Okay, stop here. This is good.
This is close enough.

1331
01:16:44,945 --> 01:16:46,446
Shouldn't we park a bit closer?

1332
01:16:46,530 --> 01:16:48,948
No. We don't want to scare her.

1333
01:16:49,783 --> 01:16:51,117
Scare who?

1334
01:16:53,036 --> 01:16:54,120
You knock.
You knock.

1335
01:16:54,204 --> 01:16:55,246
I always knock.

1336
01:16:56,331 --> 01:16:58,040
Who's there?

1337
01:16:58,792 --> 01:17:01,127
Is that Tara Walton?

1338
01:17:01,962 --> 01:17:03,463
Leave me alone.

1339
01:17:05,632 --> 01:17:08,217
Ms. Walton, my name is Clive Gollings.

1340
01:17:08,302 --> 01:17:11,095
I'm here with my friend, Mr. Graeme Willy.

1341
01:17:15,976 --> 01:17:17,143
And what do you want?

1342
01:17:19,563 --> 01:17:23,357
We're here with the alien
that killed your dog 60 years ago.

1343
01:17:27,404 --> 01:17:29,322
Let's go. Let's just go.

1344
01:17:29,406 --> 01:17:31,699
What is this? Some kind of a joke?

1345
01:17:35,829 --> 01:17:37,163
Hey, Tara.

1346
01:17:40,751 --> 01:17:42,210
You!

1347
01:17:48,842 --> 01:17:51,469
That's a very loud clock, isn't it?

1348
01:17:51,553 --> 01:17:55,348
You have a nerve showing your face here
after all these years.

1349
01:17:57,518 --> 01:17:59,435
Maybe I should make some tea.

1350
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:00,853
I'll do it.

1351
01:18:04,691 --> 01:18:06,526
Okay.

1352
01:18:16,078 --> 01:18:18,162
Look, Tara.

1353
01:18:18,247 --> 01:18:21,666
I only just stopped believing in you,
you know.

1354
01:18:22,167 --> 01:18:26,796
I spent a very long time trying to convince
folks about what happened that night.

1355
01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:29,799
Everyone said I was mad!

1356
01:18:29,883 --> 01:18:34,095
They told me it was a meteor
that squashed little Paul.

1357
01:18:35,681 --> 01:18:38,099
They took me away and they did tests.

1358
01:18:38,183 --> 01:18:40,601
They said it was for cosmic radiation.

1359
01:18:40,686 --> 01:18:44,230
That I was concussed, hallucinating.

1360
01:18:44,314 --> 01:18:46,274
But I knew you were real!

1361
01:18:46,358 --> 01:18:49,277
I pulled you from that spaceship myself.

1362
01:18:49,361 --> 01:18:51,195
I kept you warm and comfortable.

1363
01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:54,490
I sat there with you till the men came
to take you away.

1364
01:18:55,534 --> 01:18:57,410
Pop tried to understand,

1365
01:18:57,494 --> 01:19:01,497
but he would just smile and say,
"There there, Tara. "

1366
01:19:03,166 --> 01:19:06,168
When word got out about my story,

1367
01:19:07,004 --> 01:19:11,382
kids used to come and throw stones
at the house, call me names.

1368
01:19:12,217 --> 01:19:14,302
And I just hid myself away.

1369
01:19:15,846 --> 01:19:18,598
I'd spend whole nights up there,
just staring at the sky,

1370
01:19:18,682 --> 01:19:21,058
hoping that I'd catch a glimpse of you.

1371
01:19:21,143 --> 01:19:23,185
And here you are.

1372
01:19:25,856 --> 01:19:29,525
I'm sorry.
If I could have done it any other way, I...

1373
01:19:29,610 --> 01:19:31,819
Oh, it's okay.

1374
01:19:31,903 --> 01:19:33,195
You're real.

1375
01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:34,864
That's all that matters.

1376
01:19:36,033 --> 01:19:37,533
- I was right.
- Mmm-hmm.

1377
01:19:37,618 --> 01:19:40,494
And all those folks that said I was crazy?

1378
01:19:40,579 --> 01:19:43,372
They can all just go fuck themselves.

1379
01:19:45,709 --> 01:19:49,545
I brought something for you.
I thought you might want it back.

1380
01:19:52,382 --> 01:19:53,758
Here you go.

1381
01:19:59,222 --> 01:20:00,556
Oh, thank you.

1382
01:20:09,650 --> 01:20:11,734
Who do you suppose that is?

1383
01:20:14,237 --> 01:20:16,280
Where did that come from?
- Holy shit! It's them!

1384
01:20:16,365 --> 01:20:17,573
I'll take the front!

1385
01:20:19,076 --> 01:20:20,117
Oh!

1386
01:20:21,286 --> 01:20:23,663
What the fuck are you doing here?

1387
01:20:23,747 --> 01:20:25,081
Go! Go!

1388
01:20:31,254 --> 01:20:32,797
Haggard!

1389
01:20:32,881 --> 01:20:34,006
Alien!

1390
01:20:45,644 --> 01:20:48,521
Shit! Haggard! Where's the party, man?

1391
01:20:48,605 --> 01:20:51,107
There's no one in this place!
Come on, buddy, help me out.

1392
01:20:51,191 --> 01:20:52,233
Oh, fuck!

1393
01:20:53,902 --> 01:20:54,985
Freeze, motherfucker!

1394
01:20:55,070 --> 01:20:56,737
So weak.

1395
01:20:56,822 --> 01:20:58,406
Give me the alien!

1396
01:20:59,866 --> 01:21:00,991
Give me the fucking alien!

1397
01:21:01,326 --> 01:21:02,952
- No!
- Ow! Fuck. Watch it.

1398
01:21:03,036 --> 01:21:04,537
Give me the alien!

1399
01:21:05,330 --> 01:21:06,706
Get your own alien.

1400
01:21:14,965 --> 01:21:17,174
Thank you, Clive! Is Tara with us?

1401
01:21:17,259 --> 01:21:20,219
Tara! Come this way! Follow us!

1402
01:21:20,303 --> 01:21:22,221
Oh, man-balls! It's my dad!

1403
01:21:22,305 --> 01:21:24,140
Are you okay? Am I heavy?

1404
01:21:24,224 --> 01:21:25,933
I told you, it's not fat, it's power!

1405
01:21:28,311 --> 01:21:29,603
Oh, great.

1406
01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:36,902
I told you we should've parked closer!

1407
01:21:39,448 --> 01:21:41,449
Holster that. They're mine!

1408
01:21:41,783 --> 01:21:44,160
- Consider that a warning!
- You crazy bastard!

1409
01:21:45,871 --> 01:21:47,663
I got you, you little space freak!

1410
01:21:47,998 --> 01:21:49,665
Ruth! Get back here!

1411
01:21:49,750 --> 01:21:50,791
Just go home!

1412
01:21:55,213 --> 01:21:57,506
Oh, I got you, sucker. Coming.

1413
01:21:57,799 --> 01:21:59,008
Ready or not.

1414
01:22:07,893 --> 01:22:09,018
Holy fuck.

1415
01:22:16,902 --> 01:22:18,944
- Papa!
- Ruth, wait!

1416
01:22:20,822 --> 01:22:22,865
Papa! Papa!

1417
01:22:23,158 --> 01:22:24,617
Oh!

1418
01:22:25,035 --> 01:22:26,744
It's okay, he's alive. He's okay!

1419
01:22:28,079 --> 01:22:30,080
- Go, Clive, go!
- Wait for me!

1420
01:22:30,165 --> 01:22:31,373
You okay?

1421
01:22:31,458 --> 01:22:33,125
- Thank you. I'm okay.
- Wait there.

1422
01:22:41,384 --> 01:22:42,593
Graeme!

1423
01:22:46,890 --> 01:22:48,182
Ruth! Drive!

1424
01:22:50,977 --> 01:22:52,561
Come on, Graeme!

1425
01:22:54,147 --> 01:22:55,689
Don't leave me!

1426
01:23:01,530 --> 01:23:02,571
Never.

1427
01:23:04,950 --> 01:23:06,617
Graeme, you scared the shit out of me.

1428
01:23:06,701 --> 01:23:08,577
Ruth, why aren't you driving?

1429
01:23:08,662 --> 01:23:10,538
I told you. It's easy!

1430
01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:20,798
Got it. Got it. Got it. Shit. Shit. Shit.
Road! Okay.

1431
01:23:21,716 --> 01:23:24,260
Small corrections! Small corrections!

1432
01:23:26,638 --> 01:23:29,098
Oh, my weed!

1433
01:23:29,391 --> 01:23:30,891
Oh!

1434
01:23:48,577 --> 01:23:52,788
Motherfucking titty-sucking two-balled bitch!

1435
01:24:01,214 --> 01:24:02,965
Zoil, progress report.

1436
01:24:04,593 --> 01:24:08,429
This is Haggard, sir.
Agent Zoil is no longer in command.

1437
01:24:08,513 --> 01:24:11,056
I don't give a shit who's in command.
Where the fuck are they?

1438
01:24:11,141 --> 01:24:13,934
Just ahead of me,
heading east towards Lytle Creek.

1439
01:24:14,019 --> 01:24:17,396
I don't wanna hear from anybody
until that cocksucker is dead! Get me?

1440
01:24:17,480 --> 01:24:18,731
Yes, sir.

1441
01:24:18,815 --> 01:24:19,815
Ma'am.

1442
01:24:26,323 --> 01:24:27,323
God damn it!

1443
01:24:32,329 --> 01:24:34,747
This is official government business!

1444
01:24:34,831 --> 01:24:38,000
Stand down,
or I am authorized to use deadly force.

1445
01:24:38,501 --> 01:24:40,586
That thing has my daughter!

1446
01:24:40,670 --> 01:24:42,296
This isn't your mission!

1447
01:24:42,380 --> 01:24:45,090
I'm on a mission from God!

1448
01:24:45,175 --> 01:24:46,508
Tell him you failed.

1449
01:24:47,052 --> 01:24:48,052
Oh!

1450
01:25:01,608 --> 01:25:03,359
Shit! We got company.

1451
01:25:11,034 --> 01:25:12,493
He's trying to overtake us!

1452
01:25:12,577 --> 01:25:14,453
- Don't let him get past!
- Should I ram him?

1453
01:25:14,537 --> 01:25:17,247
- What about the deposit?
- Fuck the deposit.

1454
01:25:17,332 --> 01:25:18,415
You're crazy!

1455
01:25:25,548 --> 01:25:26,632
Fuck.

1456
01:25:35,475 --> 01:25:37,142
Oh, fuck! Come on!

1457
01:25:37,227 --> 01:25:38,477
Smile, you son of a bitch!

1458
01:25:39,270 --> 01:25:40,813
Eyes forward, butthorn.

1459
01:25:51,241 --> 01:25:52,866
Do you think he'll be okay?

1460
01:25:52,951 --> 01:25:54,326
Yeah, he'll be fine.

1461
01:25:57,080 --> 01:25:58,747
Mmm.

1462
01:26:03,253 --> 01:26:04,920
Haggard.
- Zoil.

1463
01:26:05,046 --> 01:26:06,588
Where are the other two?

1464
01:26:06,673 --> 01:26:09,216
One crashed and burned,
the otherjust burned.

1465
01:26:09,300 --> 01:26:11,719
Jesus Christ!
This has been one fuck-up after another.

1466
01:26:11,803 --> 01:26:13,679
I should have handled this myself.

1467
01:26:13,763 --> 01:26:16,140
I am very close. You give me one hour.

1468
01:26:16,224 --> 01:26:19,268
An hour? I'll be eating canapés
with the governor in an hour.

1469
01:26:19,352 --> 01:26:20,853
I need this wrapped up now!

1470
01:26:20,937 --> 01:26:23,897
No, no. They're mine, damn it.
I'm gonna finish this, once and for all.

1471
01:26:23,982 --> 01:26:26,775
Too late, Zoil. I'm bringing in the big guns.

1472
01:26:27,986 --> 01:26:30,904
Boring conversation anyway.

1473
01:26:35,368 --> 01:26:39,038
Fare thee well, my friend.
You were a faithful and mighty steed.

1474
01:26:39,122 --> 01:26:40,497
I can't believe she's gone.

1475
01:26:40,582 --> 01:26:41,749
Ain't that a bag of tits.

1476
01:26:41,833 --> 01:26:45,044
Oh, what'll we do now, Paul?

1477
01:26:45,128 --> 01:26:46,670
Paul?

1478
01:26:47,130 --> 01:26:49,465
Paul, where are you going?

1479
01:26:59,684 --> 01:27:02,144
See? What did I tell you, fellas?

1480
01:27:02,228 --> 01:27:04,521
You'd know it when you saw it.

1481
01:27:06,149 --> 01:27:07,399
Oh.

1482
01:27:07,525 --> 01:27:08,942
Of course.

1483
01:27:19,370 --> 01:27:23,165
- Ah! Right. Shoots flaming balls. Whoo!
- Whoo!

1484
01:27:23,833 --> 01:27:26,543
- Can you just light the fucking thing?
- Fireworks are not toys, Paul.

1485
01:27:26,628 --> 01:27:30,172
- What is the suggested safe distance?
- Right.

1486
01:27:31,049 --> 01:27:33,592
- 500 feet.
- That's going to put us behind the tree line.

1487
01:27:33,676 --> 01:27:36,011
- We're not gonna enjoy the full effect.
- That's true, actually.

1488
01:27:36,096 --> 01:27:37,096
Hey, what the...

1489
01:27:37,180 --> 01:27:38,806
Oh! Now you're running, huh?

1490
01:27:38,890 --> 01:27:41,183
That's not funny. That's dangerous.

1491
01:28:13,341 --> 01:28:14,716
What now?

1492
01:28:15,426 --> 01:28:17,886
We wait.

1493
01:28:26,104 --> 01:28:27,646
Yes.

1494
01:28:27,730 --> 01:28:29,106
- That's amazing.
Thank you.

1495
01:28:29,190 --> 01:28:30,315
Not bad.

1496
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:32,359
That's three times you've done that now.

1497
01:28:32,443 --> 01:28:34,444
I never met anyone...

1498
01:29:04,017 --> 01:29:05,184
Oh, no, you don't.

1499
01:29:09,147 --> 01:29:10,731
Wait a minute.

1500
01:29:20,116 --> 01:29:24,494
Stay where you are, you little green bastard!

1501
01:29:45,225 --> 01:29:46,975
It's the Big Guy.

1502
01:29:49,854 --> 01:29:51,813
Well, what do you know?

1503
01:29:51,898 --> 01:29:54,191
Small world.

1504
01:29:55,151 --> 01:29:57,819
- Paul!
- Zoil?

1505
01:30:15,171 --> 01:30:16,171
Huh?

1506
01:30:24,389 --> 01:30:27,683
Don't fucking move!

1507
01:30:28,977 --> 01:30:31,687
Okay, everyone be cool.
Everyone just be cool.

1508
01:30:31,771 --> 01:30:34,147
I gotta say, I'm a little hurt, Agent Zoil.

1509
01:30:34,232 --> 01:30:36,316
He introduced me to my wife. He's my friend.

1510
01:30:36,401 --> 01:30:40,445
You stupid son of a bitch.
You could've been where I am in 15 years.

1511
01:30:40,530 --> 01:30:43,573
- I don't want to be where you are.
- Too bad,

1512
01:30:43,658 --> 01:30:46,994
seeing as how
I'm the one holding all the cards.

1513
01:30:47,078 --> 01:30:49,705
And when I say "cards," I of course mean

1514
01:30:49,789 --> 01:30:51,373
big fucking gun.

1515
01:30:51,624 --> 01:30:52,833
Very big gun.

1516
01:30:54,043 --> 01:30:56,545
- Let's go, Mork.
- Don't call me Mork.

1517
01:30:56,629 --> 01:30:58,255
- No.
- Guys, you don't have to do this.

1518
01:30:58,339 --> 01:30:59,715
No, he's going nowhere.

1519
01:31:00,967 --> 01:31:02,801
Can it, nerds.

1520
01:31:02,885 --> 01:31:05,804
Shit, I'd shoot you now
if I didn't get off on the idea

1521
01:31:05,888 --> 01:31:09,433
of your being hog-tied and pissed on
in Guantanamo Bay.

1522
01:31:09,517 --> 01:31:11,268
They've shut Guantanamo Bay.

1523
01:31:11,352 --> 01:31:12,602
Did they?

1524
01:31:12,979 --> 01:31:14,980
Be honest with yourselves.

1525
01:31:15,064 --> 01:31:19,109
What do you think you can possibly bring
to the table at this point in the game?

1526
01:31:21,112 --> 01:31:23,113
Blind fury.

1527
01:31:25,575 --> 01:31:26,575
Oh.

1528
01:31:26,868 --> 01:31:28,535
False economy. I told you.

1529
01:31:29,120 --> 01:31:31,079
Step aside, fag.

1530
01:31:37,086 --> 01:31:39,629
Oh! Dude!

1531
01:31:39,714 --> 01:31:40,797
Insane!

1532
01:31:50,641 --> 01:31:51,808
Oh!

1533
01:31:52,852 --> 01:31:55,187
Ow!

1534
01:32:01,778 --> 01:32:04,571
Ruth!
- Get away from her, you bitch!

1535
01:32:05,823 --> 01:32:06,990
Ow!

1536
01:32:11,162 --> 01:32:12,788
Zoil, you okay, man?

1537
01:32:14,248 --> 01:32:16,833
- So much for the plan, huh?
- I know, right?

1538
01:32:16,918 --> 01:32:18,752
Sorry I zapped you at the farmhouse.

1539
01:32:18,836 --> 01:32:21,129
That's okay. I'm sorry I wasn't there
to meet you outside the base.

1540
01:32:21,214 --> 01:32:22,839
By the time I got there, you'd already gone.

1541
01:32:23,466 --> 01:32:25,300
But I see you got yourself a plan B, huh?

1542
01:32:25,385 --> 01:32:27,761
Did I ever. These are my friends.

1543
01:32:27,845 --> 01:32:29,596
Hello.
- Pleasure to meet you boys.

1544
01:32:29,680 --> 01:32:32,015
- You did a hell of a job.
- Thank you, Agent Zoil.

1545
01:32:32,642 --> 01:32:34,101
Please call me Lorenzo.

1546
01:32:34,519 --> 01:32:35,519
- Lorenzo Zoil?
- Lorenzo Zoil?

1547
01:32:36,938 --> 01:32:38,438
That's right.

1548
01:32:40,274 --> 01:32:41,483
Ruth!

1549
01:32:42,402 --> 01:32:43,443
Papa?

1550
01:32:47,281 --> 01:32:48,657
- Paul!
- Ruth!

1551
01:32:53,663 --> 01:32:54,871
That was close.

1552
01:33:01,170 --> 01:33:02,379
Oh, my!

1553
01:33:04,215 --> 01:33:05,507
No!

1554
01:33:05,591 --> 01:33:07,217
Oh, God, Graeme.

1555
01:33:07,301 --> 01:33:09,219
Graeme!

1556
01:33:09,303 --> 01:33:11,680
- I never meant to...
- Put the gun down, Mr. Buggs.

1557
01:33:11,764 --> 01:33:13,306
Drop the fucking gun, Dad!

1558
01:33:13,641 --> 01:33:15,600
Oh, no!

1559
01:33:15,685 --> 01:33:17,811
I really liked this T-shirt.

1560
01:33:17,895 --> 01:33:21,231
This is all my fault.
We should never have come on holiday.

1561
01:33:21,315 --> 01:33:24,568
No, no. It's fine. It's fine, Clive.

1562
01:33:24,652 --> 01:33:26,153
We've had a good time, haven't we?

1563
01:33:26,237 --> 01:33:28,321
Yeah. But you got shot.

1564
01:33:29,490 --> 01:33:34,327
Yeah, I know. But I can honestly say, Clive,
this is the most fun I have ever had.

1565
01:33:41,043 --> 01:33:42,669
Graeme?

1566
01:33:47,884 --> 01:33:48,967
Graeme?

1567
01:33:50,178 --> 01:33:51,219
Graeme?

1568
01:33:56,267 --> 01:33:57,767
I've gotta try, right?

1569
01:34:00,688 --> 01:34:03,106
- Yeah?
- No, no.

1570
01:34:07,403 --> 01:34:10,197
Paul, think about this.

1571
01:34:59,455 --> 01:35:00,580
Paul!

1572
01:35:06,087 --> 01:35:07,379
Paul?

1573
01:35:25,690 --> 01:35:28,441
Oh, that sucked. I don't even get to eat him.

1574
01:35:34,532 --> 01:35:36,449
Wasn't that really, really dangerous?

1575
01:35:37,201 --> 01:35:40,829
Sometimes, you just gotta roll the dice.

1576
01:35:41,205 --> 01:35:43,290
It's a miracle!

1577
01:35:45,418 --> 01:35:49,379
The Lord has delivered his healing hand!

1578
01:35:49,463 --> 01:35:51,840
You can't win with these people.

1579
01:35:56,053 --> 01:36:00,265
- Sorry you got killed by my dad.
- That's fine.

1580
01:36:00,349 --> 01:36:03,560
- Do you want to try that kiss again?
- Fuck, yeah.

1581
01:36:08,691 --> 01:36:11,318
Well, what do you know?
The geek shall inherit the Earth.

1582
01:36:13,571 --> 01:36:14,571
Huh?

1583
01:36:22,997 --> 01:36:24,414
Well, ain't this...

1584
01:36:24,915 --> 01:36:26,374
Oh!

1585
01:36:28,461 --> 01:36:31,588
I changed my mind. That is Jenga.

1586
01:36:39,764 --> 01:36:41,431
It feels better.

1587
01:36:51,484 --> 01:36:52,650
Okay?

1588
01:36:55,780 --> 01:36:57,030
Oh, that's good.

1589
01:36:57,114 --> 01:36:59,532
- This is a nice one of you.
- Thank you.

1590
01:36:59,617 --> 01:37:00,950
Look, Mr. Buggs.

1591
01:37:01,035 --> 01:37:02,327
It's been a hell of a ride, huh?

1592
01:37:03,537 --> 01:37:04,788
Sorry I frightened the shit out of you.

1593
01:37:05,664 --> 01:37:08,792
You didn't frighten me. You freed me.

1594
01:37:09,251 --> 01:37:10,835
I'm glad.

1595
01:37:11,921 --> 01:37:12,962
Mmm. That's nice.

1596
01:37:13,464 --> 01:37:15,006
Thanks.

1597
01:37:20,012 --> 01:37:21,721
Hey, take care of her, big man.

1598
01:37:21,806 --> 01:37:24,641
Oh, I will, sir. And God be with you.

1599
01:37:24,725 --> 01:37:26,684
Yeah, whatever, dude. Sure.

1600
01:37:31,482 --> 01:37:32,982
Say bye to Karen for me.

1601
01:37:34,527 --> 01:37:36,152
Safe trip, Short Round.

1602
01:37:36,779 --> 01:37:38,029
Thanks.

1603
01:37:47,915 --> 01:37:50,917
- Oh, you're coming with me.
- What?

1604
01:37:51,001 --> 01:37:52,919
I ruined your life, Tara.

1605
01:37:53,003 --> 01:37:55,255
I think it's only right I give you a new one.

1606
01:37:56,173 --> 01:37:57,257
Oh.

1607
01:37:58,217 --> 01:38:00,051
I don't have my toothbrush.

1608
01:38:00,511 --> 01:38:04,848
Baby, where we're going,
you don't need teeth.

1609
01:38:10,354 --> 01:38:13,523
That's right. Right on. Get in there, girl.

1610
01:38:14,191 --> 01:38:16,734
Yeah, she's cool. She's with me.
Let her in. Yeah. No.

1611
01:38:21,907 --> 01:38:23,032
Gentlemen.

1612
01:38:25,536 --> 01:38:27,662
I meant to ask,
what did you think of the book?

1613
01:38:29,039 --> 01:38:31,207
I liked it, actually. I really liked it.

1614
01:38:31,292 --> 01:38:33,960
There's lot of good ideas in it.

1615
01:38:34,044 --> 01:38:37,172
I kind of found it hard to finish, to be honest.

1616
01:38:37,256 --> 01:38:39,966
Yeah. Yeah, me, too.

1617
01:38:40,050 --> 01:38:41,968
You know, as I always say,

1618
01:38:42,052 --> 01:38:45,305
"You have to spin a good yarn
before you can weave a great dream. "

1619
01:38:46,599 --> 01:38:48,183
That's what Adam Shadowchild said.

1620
01:38:48,267 --> 01:38:50,727
That asshole! He stole that from me.

1621
01:38:51,103 --> 01:38:52,145
Huh.

1622
01:38:52,229 --> 01:38:55,398
- He was a bit of an asshole, actually.
- Yeah, he was.

1623
01:38:57,067 --> 01:39:00,528
- Keep it for the journey home, if you like.
- Oh, yeah. Definitely.

1624
01:39:06,911 --> 01:39:09,496
It's safe to say
we've all learned something from this.

1625
01:39:09,580 --> 01:39:12,665
Be yourselves. Speak from your heart.
Some shit like that, I don't know.

1626
01:39:13,167 --> 01:39:16,878
Yeah, you know,
I certainly feel a bit different.

1627
01:39:16,962 --> 01:39:19,047
And me.

1628
01:39:19,632 --> 01:39:21,382
Thank you, guys.

1629
01:39:21,800 --> 01:39:25,053
- No, thank you.
- Yeah, thanks, Paul.

1630
01:39:26,222 --> 01:39:28,181
Hugs?

1631
01:39:28,265 --> 01:39:29,474
Come on.

1632
01:39:34,522 --> 01:39:35,980
Clive, I can feel your boner.

1633
01:39:42,488 --> 01:39:44,155
Till next time.

1634
01:39:50,579 --> 01:39:53,915
- So cool, isn't it?
- It's amazing!

1635
01:39:56,460 --> 01:39:57,835
Goodbye!

1636
01:40:20,192 --> 01:40:23,194
See you! Goodbye!

1637
01:40:30,578 --> 01:40:34,122
This ship takes off very slowly.
It's a little awkward.

1638
01:40:34,206 --> 01:40:35,331
Goodbye!

1639
01:40:36,834 --> 01:40:38,835
Can you guys take off any faster? Come on!

1640
01:41:28,636 --> 01:41:30,094
Ah!

1641
01:41:31,263 --> 01:41:33,097
That was good, wasn't it?

1642
01:41:47,237 --> 01:41:48,363
Hey.

1643
01:41:53,369 --> 01:41:57,163
Leias!
- Thank you. Cheers.

1644
01:42:00,959 --> 01:42:02,043
Sorry. Who are you?

1645
01:42:03,420 --> 01:42:04,712
Someone who loves you.

1646
01:42:05,047 --> 01:42:08,257
Hey! I thought you were coming
as Wonder Woman today.

1647
01:42:13,180 --> 01:42:15,431
All right, would you please welcome

1648
01:42:15,516 --> 01:42:20,561
the team behind this year's
multi-Nebulon-award-winning best seller.

1649
01:42:27,277 --> 01:42:29,320
By the way, these are friends of mine.

1650
01:42:30,030 --> 01:42:32,949
- I'm very proud of you, Graeme.
- I'm very proud of you, Sausage.

1651
01:42:33,492 --> 01:42:35,076
Come on.

1652
01:42:45,337 --> 01:42:48,214
Pat Stevens?
Like, Pat Stevens from Chapter 1?

1653
01:42:48,298 --> 01:42:49,424
The very same.

1654
01:42:49,508 --> 01:42:51,259
You know, I always pictured you taller.

1655
01:42:51,343 --> 01:42:54,053
- You should see me standing up.
- Oh, I'd like that.

1656
01:43:03,939 --> 01:43:06,107
I didn't realize you were so damn pretty.

1657
01:43:06,191 --> 01:43:07,734
You should see me
out of these crazy clothes.

1658
01:43:07,818 --> 01:43:09,861
I'd like that.

1659
01:43:10,612 --> 01:43:11,821
Mmm.

1660
01:43:13,657 --> 01:43:14,741
I can't.

1661
01:43:20,873 --> 01:43:22,999
I understand, apparently,
they are citing me as the...

1662
01:43:24,042 --> 01:43:25,334
Well, fuck. You know...

1663
01:43:29,882 --> 01:43:33,426
Please welcome to the stage,
Clive Gollings and Graeme Willy.

1664
01:43:33,510 --> 01:43:34,635
Give it up.

1665
01:43:37,181 --> 01:43:39,682
Three, two, one.

1666
01:43:40,184 --> 01:43:41,726
Congratulations.

1667
01:43:41,810 --> 01:43:43,269
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

1668
01:43:55,657 --> 01:43:57,241
Graeme! Clive!

1669
01:43:57,826 --> 01:44:00,411
Whoo! I know those guys!

1670
01:44:17,846 --> 01:44:19,555
- You!
- Hi.