1 00:01:15,051 --> 00:01:16,313 Uh... 2 00:01:16,386 --> 00:01:18,320 I got to go. 3 00:01:18,388 --> 00:01:19,980 I got to go. 4 00:01:21,691 --> 00:01:23,682 I got to catch a plane. 5 00:02:06,436 --> 00:02:08,700 Two hours of staring at material 6 00:02:08,771 --> 00:02:11,535 to decide to reconvene after the holidays. 7 00:02:11,608 --> 00:02:14,168 They're selling cosmetics, not curing cancer. 8 00:02:14,244 --> 00:02:17,213 Why aren't you going to the airport? 9 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:20,841 Why bust my ass? Take the 8:00 flight with me. 10 00:02:20,917 --> 00:02:23,852 I told Susan I'd be home by 9:00. 11 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:25,148 That's you. 12 00:02:26,723 --> 00:02:29,658 I left my gloves in Brian's office. 13 00:02:29,726 --> 00:02:32,661 I don't need them to fly home. 14 00:02:32,729 --> 00:02:36,062 Would you pick them up? I'll get them tomorrow. 15 00:02:36,132 --> 00:02:37,656 Have a good holiday. 16 00:02:37,734 --> 00:02:39,167 See you in Chicago. 17 00:02:39,235 --> 00:02:41,135 You'll never make the 6:00. 18 00:03:39,329 --> 00:03:40,694 Ha ha! 19 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:50,663 Taxi! 20 00:03:50,740 --> 00:03:52,230 Oof! 21 00:04:19,369 --> 00:04:20,700 Cab! Cab! 22 00:04:26,709 --> 00:04:28,438 Sir? 23 00:04:28,511 --> 00:04:30,138 Sir? Sir? 24 00:04:30,213 --> 00:04:31,646 Excuse me. 25 00:04:31,714 --> 00:04:34,649 Could I appeal to your good nature 26 00:04:34,717 --> 00:04:37,083 and ask you for your cab? 27 00:04:37,153 --> 00:04:40,122 I don't have a good nature. Excuse me. 28 00:04:40,189 --> 00:04:41,451 Come on! 29 00:04:41,524 --> 00:04:44,152 Could I offer you $ 10? 30 00:04:44,227 --> 00:04:46,092 20. I'll give you $20. 31 00:04:46,162 --> 00:04:47,823 I'll take 50. 32 00:04:49,065 --> 00:04:50,089 All right. 33 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:53,135 Anyone who would pay $50 for a cab 34 00:04:53,202 --> 00:04:55,261 would certainly pay $ 75. 35 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:57,397 Not necessarily. 36 00:04:58,474 --> 00:05:00,374 All right, 75. 37 00:05:00,443 --> 00:05:01,705 You're a thief. 38 00:05:01,778 --> 00:05:03,541 Close. I'm an attorney. 39 00:05:06,015 --> 00:05:07,676 Have a happy holiday. 40 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,081 This will help. 41 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:17,986 Hey! Hey! 42 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:19,118 Hey! 43 00:05:19,195 --> 00:05:20,526 Hey, that's my cab! 44 00:05:20,596 --> 00:05:22,029 That's my cab! 45 00:05:22,098 --> 00:05:23,497 Pull over! Pull over! 46 00:05:23,566 --> 00:05:24,965 All right. Pull over! 47 00:05:25,034 --> 00:05:27,332 That's my cab! 48 00:05:27,403 --> 00:05:28,836 Pull over, buddy! 49 00:05:28,905 --> 00:05:31,339 You're messing with the wrong guy! 50 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:40,074 This is my cab! Out! 51 00:06:00,102 --> 00:06:01,262 Excuse me. 52 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:04,272 Excuse me. 53 00:06:04,340 --> 00:06:05,432 Excuse me. 54 00:06:09,846 --> 00:06:10,904 Excuse me. 55 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:17,650 Your attention please. Your attention please. 56 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,517 Mid-Central flight 909 57 00:06:19,589 --> 00:06:22,285 to Chicago O'hare has been delayed. 58 00:06:22,358 --> 00:06:24,724 All passengers wishing further information 59 00:06:24,794 --> 00:06:26,785 please contact the ticket agent. 60 00:06:26,863 --> 00:06:28,660 When are Grandma and Grandpa 61 00:06:28,731 --> 00:06:30,494 and Grandma and Grandpa coming? 62 00:06:30,566 --> 00:06:32,295 They'll be here tomorrow, honey. 63 00:06:32,368 --> 00:06:33,960 Mom? 64 00:06:34,036 --> 00:06:37,301 You think Grandpa Walt will give me a noogie? 65 00:06:37,373 --> 00:06:39,705 Of course he'll give you noogies. 66 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:41,606 It means he loves you. 67 00:06:41,677 --> 00:06:43,372 Why don't I get noogies? 68 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:45,414 Because you get Indian burns. 69 00:06:45,481 --> 00:06:47,813 But I prefer noogies. 70 00:06:49,485 --> 00:06:51,919 Keep an eye on your brother. 71 00:06:54,090 --> 00:06:55,057 Hello. 72 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:56,557 Who is it? 73 00:06:56,626 --> 00:06:58,059 Shh. Where are you? 74 00:06:58,127 --> 00:06:59,651 Who is it? 75 00:06:59,729 --> 00:07:01,390 Shh! It's Daddy. 76 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:02,522 Flight delay. 77 00:07:02,598 --> 00:07:04,896 When will you be in? 78 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:06,662 No later than 10:00. 79 00:07:06,736 --> 00:07:08,704 I'll wait up for you. 80 00:07:43,806 --> 00:07:45,740 I know you, don't I? 81 00:07:45,808 --> 00:07:47,742 I'm usually good with names, 82 00:07:47,810 --> 00:07:49,277 but I've forgotten yours. 83 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:51,609 You stole my cab. 84 00:07:52,815 --> 00:07:55,750 I've never stolen anything in my life. 85 00:07:55,818 --> 00:07:58,753 I hailed a cab on Park Avenue today. 86 00:07:58,821 --> 00:08:01,688 Before I could get in, you stole it. 87 00:08:04,427 --> 00:08:07,863 You're the guy who tried to get my cab. 88 00:08:07,930 --> 00:08:10,364 I knew I knew you. Yeah. 89 00:08:10,433 --> 00:08:13,368 You scared the bejesus out of me. 90 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:21,376 It was awful easy getting a cab during rush hour. 91 00:08:21,444 --> 00:08:23,036 Forget it. 92 00:08:23,112 --> 00:08:25,103 I can't forget it. 93 00:08:25,181 --> 00:08:26,614 I am sorry. 94 00:08:26,682 --> 00:08:29,446 I had no idea that was your cab. 95 00:08:29,518 --> 00:08:32,385 Let me make it up to you somehow. 96 00:08:32,455 --> 00:08:35,390 How about a hot dog and a beer? 97 00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:36,982 Uh, no, thanks. 98 00:08:37,059 --> 00:08:38,890 Just a hot dog, then. 99 00:08:38,961 --> 00:08:41,395 I'm picky about what I eat. 100 00:08:41,464 --> 00:08:42,556 Some coffee. 101 00:08:42,632 --> 00:08:43,599 No. 102 00:08:43,666 --> 00:08:44,564 Milk? 103 00:08:44,634 --> 00:08:45,726 No. 104 00:08:45,801 --> 00:08:48,235 Soda? Some tea? Lifesavers? Slurpee? 105 00:08:48,304 --> 00:08:49,771 Sir, please. 106 00:08:49,839 --> 00:08:52,399 Just let me know. I'm here. 107 00:08:52,475 --> 00:08:54,409 I knew I knew you. 108 00:08:56,178 --> 00:08:59,545 You should have discussed this with the ticket agent. 109 00:08:59,615 --> 00:09:02,413 I didn't know he put me in coach. 110 00:09:02,485 --> 00:09:05,079 I'm sorry. First class is full. 111 00:09:05,154 --> 00:09:07,486 I have a first class ticket. 112 00:09:07,556 --> 00:09:10,081 You have a coach seat assignment. 113 00:09:10,159 --> 00:09:11,490 Hi, Larry. 114 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:12,492 Hi, Liz. 115 00:09:15,064 --> 00:09:16,497 Here OK? 116 00:09:16,565 --> 00:09:18,499 Oh, here, there. Anywhere's fine. 117 00:09:18,567 --> 00:09:19,659 Pardon me. 118 00:09:23,572 --> 00:09:26,564 You'll get a refund on the difference. 119 00:09:26,642 --> 00:09:29,509 I want a seat in first class 120 00:09:29,578 --> 00:09:32,604 where I was booked over a month ago. 121 00:09:32,682 --> 00:09:34,809 I've had enough of you. 122 00:09:34,884 --> 00:09:36,317 Now take your seat. 123 00:09:36,385 --> 00:09:38,319 You've had enough of me? 124 00:09:38,387 --> 00:09:41,254 First you delay me, then you bump me. 125 00:09:41,323 --> 00:09:42,813 What happens next? 126 00:09:42,892 --> 00:09:45,622 Is this a coincidence or what? 127 00:09:45,695 --> 00:09:47,253 Have a seat. 128 00:10:08,617 --> 00:10:10,551 I never did introduce myself. 129 00:10:10,619 --> 00:10:12,052 Del Griffith. 130 00:10:12,121 --> 00:10:13,554 American Light and Fixture... 131 00:10:13,622 --> 00:10:16,557 Director of sales, shower curtain ring division. 132 00:10:17,893 --> 00:10:20,555 I sell shower curtain rings. 133 00:10:20,629 --> 00:10:22,062 Best in the world. 134 00:10:25,634 --> 00:10:27,568 And you are? 135 00:10:27,636 --> 00:10:29,069 Uh, Neal Page. 136 00:10:29,138 --> 00:10:32,699 Neal Page. Pleased to meet you, Neal Page. 137 00:10:32,775 --> 00:10:36,575 So what do you do for a living, Neal Page? 138 00:10:36,645 --> 00:10:37,737 Marketing. 139 00:10:37,813 --> 00:10:38,905 Marketing? Super. 140 00:10:38,981 --> 00:10:40,573 Super. Fabulous. 141 00:10:40,649 --> 00:10:42,082 Isn't that nice? 142 00:10:42,151 --> 00:10:44,585 I don't want to be rude, but... 143 00:10:44,653 --> 00:10:47,213 I'm not much of a conversationalist. 144 00:10:47,289 --> 00:10:49,587 I'd like to finish this article. 145 00:10:49,658 --> 00:10:51,592 A friend wrote it, so... 146 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:53,594 Don't let me stop you. 147 00:10:53,662 --> 00:10:55,596 Last thing I want to be 148 00:10:55,664 --> 00:10:57,097 is an annoying blabbermouth. 149 00:10:59,502 --> 00:11:00,935 Nothing grinds my gears 150 00:11:01,003 --> 00:11:02,368 worse than some chowderhead 151 00:11:02,438 --> 00:11:04,668 who can't keep his trap shut. 152 00:11:04,740 --> 00:11:07,538 Catch me running off at the mouth, 153 00:11:07,610 --> 00:11:09,009 give me a poke. 154 00:11:16,485 --> 00:11:17,884 Ohh! 155 00:11:19,021 --> 00:11:20,545 Ohh, that feels good. 156 00:11:20,623 --> 00:11:22,557 Oh, God, I'm telling you. 157 00:11:22,625 --> 00:11:24,616 My dogs are barking today. 158 00:11:24,693 --> 00:11:25,990 Whew! 159 00:11:28,264 --> 00:11:30,232 Ohh! 160 00:11:32,968 --> 00:11:34,401 That feels better. 161 00:12:00,663 --> 00:12:03,029 Six bucks and my right nut 162 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,532 says we're not landing in Chicago. 163 00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:24,551 Hello. 164 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:25,552 Hi. 165 00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,088 Where are you? 166 00:12:27,156 --> 00:12:28,555 I'm in Wichita. 167 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:29,556 Wichita, Kansas? 168 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,991 Are you all right? What happened? 169 00:12:32,061 --> 00:12:34,495 We couldn't land in Chicago. 170 00:12:34,563 --> 00:12:37,498 I don't understand what Wichita has to do 171 00:12:37,566 --> 00:12:39,500 with a snowstorm in Chicago? 172 00:12:39,568 --> 00:12:41,536 What's going on, Neal? 173 00:12:41,604 --> 00:12:44,004 We took off from New York, 174 00:12:44,073 --> 00:12:46,633 they closed Chicago, we landed here. 175 00:12:48,577 --> 00:12:50,010 Neal. 176 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,676 Trouble on the home front? 177 00:12:56,752 --> 00:13:00,051 I really don't think that's any of your concern. 178 00:13:00,122 --> 00:13:02,955 The finest line a man will walk 179 00:13:03,025 --> 00:13:05,960 is between success at work and success at home. 180 00:13:06,028 --> 00:13:09,623 I got a motto... like your work, love your wife. 181 00:13:09,698 --> 00:13:11,962 Well, I'll remember that. 182 00:13:13,035 --> 00:13:14,798 What's the flight situation? 183 00:13:14,870 --> 00:13:15,962 Simple. 184 00:13:16,038 --> 00:13:18,973 No way we'll get out of here tonight. 185 00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:20,474 We'd have more luck 186 00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:23,477 playing pickup sticks with our butt cheeks. 187 00:13:23,545 --> 00:13:25,479 We'll find out soon enough. 188 00:13:25,547 --> 00:13:28,607 By the time the airline cancels this flight, 189 00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:30,117 which they will eventually, 190 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:33,882 you'd have a better chance finding a three-legged ballerina 191 00:13:33,956 --> 00:13:35,480 than a hotel room. 192 00:13:35,557 --> 00:13:37,752 I could be stuck here? 193 00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:40,124 I'm saying you are stuck here. 194 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,158 Ladies and gentlemen, 195 00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:46,667 may I have your attention, please. 196 00:13:46,735 --> 00:13:48,168 I'm sorry to announce 197 00:13:48,237 --> 00:13:50,171 that we're canceling flight 909 198 00:13:50,239 --> 00:13:52,867 due to severe weather in Chicago. 199 00:13:52,942 --> 00:13:54,500 Hi, I was wondering 200 00:13:54,576 --> 00:13:57,841 if you had any rooms available for tonight? 201 00:13:57,913 --> 00:13:59,312 Anything. Anything will do. 202 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:00,507 I'm sorry. 203 00:14:00,582 --> 00:14:01,947 Is there another motel... 204 00:14:09,024 --> 00:14:09,956 Neal. 205 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:12,921 Hi. 206 00:14:12,995 --> 00:14:14,462 Well? 207 00:14:15,531 --> 00:14:17,863 Welcome to Wichita. 208 00:14:17,933 --> 00:14:20,458 Did you book a room yet? 209 00:14:20,536 --> 00:14:23,130 I, uh, couldn't get in anywhere. 210 00:14:23,205 --> 00:14:25,469 When we arrived, you called home. 211 00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:27,338 I called the Braidwood Inn. 212 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,240 I missed that one. 213 00:14:29,311 --> 00:14:30,801 I got an idea. 214 00:14:30,879 --> 00:14:32,312 I know the manager. 215 00:14:32,381 --> 00:14:35,350 If you pick up the cab fare, 216 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:38,477 I'll make sure you get a room. 217 00:14:38,554 --> 00:14:39,987 Umm... 218 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,494 Yeah. Yeah, sure. Great. 219 00:14:46,562 --> 00:14:47,688 All right. 220 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:50,527 Grab an end of this thing, will you? 221 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,328 Thanks a lot. 222 00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:56,461 Is this your trunk? 223 00:14:56,538 --> 00:14:59,666 Yeah. You should try lugging this thing 224 00:14:59,742 --> 00:15:01,733 around New York City. 225 00:15:26,835 --> 00:15:29,770 Where the hell is the motel? 226 00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:33,633 Doobie, is it much farther? 227 00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:35,006 Not much. 228 00:15:35,077 --> 00:15:37,477 Why didn't you take the interstate? 229 00:15:37,546 --> 00:15:39,980 Your friend has never been here, 230 00:15:40,049 --> 00:15:42,950 so I figured he'd like to look around. 231 00:15:43,018 --> 00:15:44,986 There's nothing on the interstate. 232 00:15:45,054 --> 00:15:47,545 It's the middle of the night. 233 00:15:47,623 --> 00:15:50,490 I know, but he's proud of his town. 234 00:15:50,559 --> 00:15:53,027 That's a rare thing these days. 235 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,944 Take care of the luggage, will you, Doobie? 236 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,445 OK, Del. 237 00:16:13,415 --> 00:16:15,440 Get off of me. 238 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,455 Stick with me. 239 00:16:34,103 --> 00:16:35,798 Evening, Gus. 240 00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:41,843 Del Griffith, how the hell are you? 241 00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:45,311 Still a million bucks shy of being a millionaire. 242 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,813 Gus, meet an old friend. Neal Page, Gus Mooney. 243 00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,115 Glad to meet you, Nick. 244 00:16:52,187 --> 00:16:56,055 I told my friend you'd give him a room tonight. 245 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:59,288 Do you have a major credit card? 246 00:17:00,596 --> 00:17:03,360 Do you still honor those discount credit cards? 247 00:17:03,432 --> 00:17:06,230 I'll have to charge you for a double, 248 00:17:06,301 --> 00:17:09,236 but with the discount, it'll come out even. 249 00:17:09,304 --> 00:17:11,272 We're a pretty good team. 250 00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:14,241 We were on our way to Chicago, 251 00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:17,142 and the storm brought us here. 252 00:17:17,212 --> 00:17:20,704 I know. I must have half your flight here. 253 00:17:20,782 --> 00:17:23,250 Well, I guess you're all fixed, 254 00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:25,912 so, uh, there you are. 255 00:17:25,988 --> 00:17:28,388 Last room in the complex. 256 00:17:28,457 --> 00:17:29,924 You mean sh-share? 257 00:17:31,026 --> 00:17:32,755 Hey, easy on that. 258 00:17:32,828 --> 00:17:34,261 OK. 259 00:18:01,857 --> 00:18:04,724 Hell of a cab ride, wasn't it? 260 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:08,229 Yeah, you don't see cabs like that too often. 261 00:18:16,438 --> 00:18:18,235 Want to take a shower? 262 00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:19,239 No! 263 00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:22,243 I meant, did you want to go first? 264 00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:23,744 You-you thought... 265 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:27,248 I wouldn't... What do you think I am? 266 00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:28,578 Gee, that's funny. 267 00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:54,775 Ah. Ah. 268 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:57,869 Oh, come... come on. 269 00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:11,122 Ah! Ouch, ouch, ouch! 270 00:19:19,301 --> 00:19:21,269 To wear a pompadour... 271 00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:27,300 Excuse me. 272 00:20:32,874 --> 00:20:34,808 I'd switch pillows with you, 273 00:20:34,876 --> 00:20:36,810 but I'm allergic to sponge. 274 00:20:36,878 --> 00:20:39,813 I'd be sneezing all night with that thing. 275 00:20:39,881 --> 00:20:42,816 That's why I carry my own pillow. 276 00:20:42,884 --> 00:20:44,317 It's hypoallergenic. 277 00:20:50,992 --> 00:20:52,391 I had no idea 278 00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:55,396 those beer cans would blow like that. 279 00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:58,399 You left them on a vibrating bed. 280 00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,901 What did you think would happen? 281 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:03,335 It just didn't occur to me. 282 00:21:03,405 --> 00:21:05,339 It didn't occur to you, 283 00:21:05,407 --> 00:21:08,843 so I have to sleep in a puddle of beer. 284 00:21:08,910 --> 00:21:10,343 You want to switch? 285 00:21:10,412 --> 00:21:11,970 I just want to sleep. 286 00:21:12,414 --> 00:21:14,348 Me, too. I am bushed. 287 00:21:14,416 --> 00:21:15,849 Good night. 288 00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:17,350 Good night. 289 00:21:47,115 --> 00:21:49,379 I'll have to burn the sheets! 290 00:21:49,451 --> 00:21:52,887 What if the shoe was on the other foot? 291 00:21:52,954 --> 00:21:54,717 I'd go barefoot! 292 00:22:21,116 --> 00:22:23,346 Traffic is resuming at O'Hare field, 293 00:22:23,418 --> 00:22:25,181 and flights will be moving shortly. 294 00:22:42,938 --> 00:22:44,371 Sorry. 295 00:22:59,221 --> 00:23:00,950 Goddamn! 296 00:23:01,022 --> 00:23:02,353 What, what? 297 00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:03,891 That's it! 298 00:23:03,959 --> 00:23:06,826 Without clearing my sinuses, I'll snore all night. 299 00:23:06,895 --> 00:23:10,854 If your kid spills his milk, do you slap him? 300 00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:13,366 What-what-what is that supposed to mean? 301 00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:15,903 You're not a very tolerant person. 302 00:23:15,971 --> 00:23:18,405 You've bugged me since New York, 303 00:23:18,473 --> 00:23:20,338 starting with stealing my cab. 304 00:23:20,408 --> 00:23:22,035 God, you're a tight-ass. 305 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:24,908 How would you like a mouthful of teeth? 306 00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:26,504 Oh, and hostile, too. 307 00:23:26,581 --> 00:23:27,980 Nice personality combination... 308 00:23:28,049 --> 00:23:29,573 hostile and intolerant. 309 00:23:29,651 --> 00:23:30,913 That's borderline criminal. 310 00:23:30,986 --> 00:23:32,010 Screw you. 311 00:23:32,087 --> 00:23:34,920 You spilled beer all over the bed, 312 00:23:34,990 --> 00:23:36,924 you mess up the bathroom... 313 00:23:36,992 --> 00:23:38,425 Who let you stay? 314 00:23:38,493 --> 00:23:40,427 I even let you pay, 315 00:23:40,495 --> 00:23:43,191 so you wouldn't feel like an intruder. 316 00:23:43,265 --> 00:23:44,197 An intruder? 317 00:23:44,266 --> 00:23:46,791 Right. You ruined a nice trip. 318 00:23:46,868 --> 00:23:49,803 Who talked my ear off on the plane? 319 00:23:49,871 --> 00:23:51,805 Who was that? I'm curious. 320 00:23:51,873 --> 00:23:55,434 Who told you to book a room? I did. 321 00:23:55,510 --> 00:23:56,943 You're an ungrateful jackass. 322 00:23:57,012 --> 00:23:58,445 Sleep in the lobby. 323 00:23:58,513 --> 00:24:01,107 I hope you wake up so stiff 324 00:24:01,182 --> 00:24:02,672 you can't even move. 325 00:24:02,751 --> 00:24:05,879 You got a free cab, a free room, 326 00:24:05,954 --> 00:24:07,888 and someone who will listen 327 00:24:07,956 --> 00:24:09,890 to your boring stories. 328 00:24:09,958 --> 00:24:12,392 Didn't you notice on the plane 329 00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:13,927 when you started talking, 330 00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:16,429 I started reading the vomit bag? 331 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,932 Didn't that give you some clue 332 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,434 that this guy's not enjoying it? 333 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:22,936 Everything's not an anecdote. 334 00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:24,494 You have to discriminate. 335 00:24:24,573 --> 00:24:27,041 You choose things that are funny 336 00:24:27,108 --> 00:24:28,632 or mildly amusing 337 00:24:28,710 --> 00:24:30,143 or interesting. 338 00:24:30,211 --> 00:24:31,337 You're a miracle. 339 00:24:31,413 --> 00:24:33,973 Your stories have none of that. 340 00:24:34,049 --> 00:24:36,574 They're not even amusing accidentally. 341 00:24:36,651 --> 00:24:38,084 Honey, meet Del Griffith. 342 00:24:38,153 --> 00:24:40,087 He's got some amusing anecdotes. 343 00:24:40,155 --> 00:24:44,683 Here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. 344 00:24:44,759 --> 00:24:46,727 You'll thank me for it. 345 00:24:46,795 --> 00:24:50,526 I could tolerate any insurance seminar. 346 00:24:50,599 --> 00:24:55,002 For days, I could listen to them go on and on. 347 00:24:55,070 --> 00:24:58,164 They'd say, "How can you stand it?" 348 00:24:58,239 --> 00:25:02,073 And I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. 349 00:25:02,143 --> 00:25:03,940 I can take anything. " 350 00:25:04,012 --> 00:25:05,946 You know what they'd say? 351 00:25:06,014 --> 00:25:07,948 "I know what you mean. 352 00:25:08,016 --> 00:25:10,007 The shower curtain ring guy. " 353 00:25:10,085 --> 00:25:13,316 It's like going on a date 354 00:25:13,388 --> 00:25:15,322 with a Chatty Cathy doll. 355 00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:18,359 There should be a string on your chest 356 00:25:18,426 --> 00:25:19,859 that I pull out. 357 00:25:19,928 --> 00:25:22,897 Except I wouldn't pull it out, you would. 358 00:25:22,964 --> 00:25:24,454 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! 359 00:25:24,532 --> 00:25:25,999 By the way, 360 00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:29,127 when you're telling these little stories, 361 00:25:29,204 --> 00:25:30,865 here's a good idea. 362 00:25:30,939 --> 00:25:32,372 Have a point. 363 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,375 It makes it more interesting for the listener. 364 00:25:49,324 --> 00:25:51,258 You want to hurt me? 365 00:25:51,326 --> 00:25:54,261 Go ahead if it makes you feel better. 366 00:25:54,329 --> 00:25:55,956 I'm an easy target. 367 00:25:58,333 --> 00:26:00,062 Yeah, you're right. 368 00:26:00,135 --> 00:26:01,898 I talk too much. 369 00:26:01,970 --> 00:26:04,200 I also listen too much. 370 00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:08,868 I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, 371 00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:11,935 but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. 372 00:26:12,013 --> 00:26:15,210 Well, you think what you want about me. 373 00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:16,750 I'm not changing. 374 00:26:16,818 --> 00:26:18,786 I like... I like me. 375 00:26:18,853 --> 00:26:20,912 My wife likes me. 376 00:26:20,989 --> 00:26:23,116 My customers like me. 377 00:26:23,191 --> 00:26:25,250 'Cause I'm the real article. 378 00:26:25,326 --> 00:26:28,454 What you see is what you get. 379 00:28:47,101 --> 00:28:48,227 Del. 380 00:28:48,303 --> 00:28:50,032 Hmm? Yeah. 381 00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:52,538 Why did you kiss my ear? 382 00:28:54,142 --> 00:28:56,770 Why are you holding my hand? 383 00:28:58,479 --> 00:29:00,379 Where's your other hand? 384 00:29:00,448 --> 00:29:02,279 Between two pillows. 385 00:29:03,484 --> 00:29:05,384 Those aren't pillows! 386 00:29:05,453 --> 00:29:06,647 Aah! 387 00:29:06,721 --> 00:29:07,688 Oh, no! 388 00:29:07,755 --> 00:29:10,690 Ooh! 389 00:29:10,758 --> 00:29:11,725 Oh! 390 00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,624 Oh! Oh! 391 00:29:24,005 --> 00:29:26,439 See that Bears' game last week? 392 00:29:26,507 --> 00:29:28,065 Hell of a game. 393 00:29:28,142 --> 00:29:30,337 They're going all the way. 394 00:29:30,411 --> 00:29:33,244 Ohh, yeow. 395 00:29:59,140 --> 00:30:02,075 Neal, take my socks out of the sink 396 00:30:02,143 --> 00:30:04,634 if you're going to brush your teeth. 397 00:30:10,718 --> 00:30:12,151 Where are you? 398 00:30:12,220 --> 00:30:13,653 I'm in Wichita. 399 00:30:13,721 --> 00:30:15,279 I'm at a motel 400 00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:18,621 with this guy I met on the plane. 401 00:30:18,693 --> 00:30:21,594 You shared a motel room with a stranger? 402 00:30:21,663 --> 00:30:22,960 Are you crazy? 403 00:30:23,031 --> 00:30:24,259 I'm getting there. 404 00:30:24,332 --> 00:30:26,266 Did you call the airline? 405 00:30:26,334 --> 00:30:29,701 I have a good chance of getting on standby. 406 00:30:29,771 --> 00:30:31,204 If they told you 407 00:30:31,272 --> 00:30:33,137 wolverines make good house pets, 408 00:30:33,207 --> 00:30:34,504 would you believe them? 409 00:30:34,575 --> 00:30:37,009 I'm not spending Thanksgiving in Wichita. 410 00:30:37,078 --> 00:30:38,568 I'll get home. 411 00:30:38,646 --> 00:30:40,045 Mmm. 412 00:30:40,114 --> 00:30:41,547 Not by airplane. 413 00:30:41,616 --> 00:30:45,052 They got 18 hours of air traffic backed up. 414 00:30:45,119 --> 00:30:48,054 We're going to be having our turkey roll 415 00:30:48,122 --> 00:30:49,885 right here. 416 00:30:49,958 --> 00:30:52,392 If we wait for the flight. 417 00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:54,826 How else can we get home? 418 00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:57,831 Burt Dingman. He works for the railroad. 419 00:30:57,899 --> 00:31:00,834 I sold them all their shower curtain rings. 420 00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:02,597 He owes me a favor. 421 00:31:05,039 --> 00:31:07,974 I'll get that. I paid for everything else. 422 00:31:08,042 --> 00:31:09,509 Why break precedent? 423 00:31:09,577 --> 00:31:12,171 You're making me feel like a freeloader. 424 00:31:12,246 --> 00:31:15,181 Get me on the train, we're square. 425 00:31:15,249 --> 00:31:17,979 You got it. That's the easy part. 426 00:31:21,990 --> 00:31:23,958 What? 427 00:31:24,025 --> 00:31:26,858 You know goddamn well what. 428 00:31:26,928 --> 00:31:29,260 I'm sorry. I don't. 429 00:31:29,330 --> 00:31:32,629 I had over $ 700 in here. 430 00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:36,636 I'm a lot of things, but I'm not a thief. 431 00:31:36,704 --> 00:31:39,673 You went into my stuff last night, right? 432 00:31:39,741 --> 00:31:41,675 I didn't take your money. 433 00:31:41,743 --> 00:31:43,176 I had over $ 700. 434 00:31:43,244 --> 00:31:46,213 You went into my wallet for pizza. 435 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:49,181 Just maybe when you went into... 436 00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:50,342 Count it! 437 00:31:50,418 --> 00:31:52,852 Like you'd keep it in there. 438 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,353 There's $263 in there. 439 00:31:54,422 --> 00:31:57,880 If there's more, you can call me a thief. 440 00:31:57,959 --> 00:31:59,256 Count it! 441 00:31:59,327 --> 00:32:01,295 263, right? 442 00:32:04,465 --> 00:32:05,625 Empty. 443 00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:06,667 What? 444 00:32:13,241 --> 00:32:14,799 We were robbed. 445 00:32:14,876 --> 00:32:16,901 Do you think so? 446 00:32:17,045 --> 00:32:18,672 I've been thinking. 447 00:32:18,746 --> 00:32:20,179 What we're dealing with 448 00:32:20,248 --> 00:32:21,977 is a smalltime crook. 449 00:32:22,050 --> 00:32:24,484 He didn't take the credit cards, 450 00:32:24,552 --> 00:32:26,486 so we charge our way home. 451 00:32:26,554 --> 00:32:29,352 I've got a Visa and a gasoline card. 452 00:32:29,424 --> 00:32:31,358 Oh, and a Neiman-Marcus card 453 00:32:31,426 --> 00:32:34,293 in case we want to buy a gift. 454 00:32:34,362 --> 00:32:35,727 What have you got? 455 00:32:35,797 --> 00:32:38,197 Chalmer's Big and Tall Men's Shoppe, 456 00:32:38,266 --> 00:32:40,894 a seven-outlet chain in the Pacific Northwest. 457 00:32:40,968 --> 00:32:43,562 Unfortunately, it does us no good here. 458 00:32:43,638 --> 00:32:46,072 Get me to the train station, 459 00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:48,734 and I'll take care of everything else. 460 00:32:48,810 --> 00:32:51,176 Gus' son is picking us up. 461 00:32:55,650 --> 00:32:57,982 This is not him, is it? 462 00:32:58,052 --> 00:32:59,849 Gee, I hope not. 463 00:33:34,522 --> 00:33:35,955 Are you Gus' son? 464 00:33:36,023 --> 00:33:37,615 I'm Owen. 465 00:33:40,094 --> 00:33:42,824 You the shower curtain fella? 466 00:33:42,897 --> 00:33:44,922 Yeah. Yeah. Del Griffith. 467 00:33:44,999 --> 00:33:46,523 How are you? 468 00:33:46,601 --> 00:33:48,967 This is Neal Page from Chicago. 469 00:33:49,036 --> 00:33:50,003 Hi. 470 00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:52,130 Pleased to meet you both. 471 00:33:59,013 --> 00:34:02,847 I'm to drive you to Wichita to catch a train? 472 00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:04,475 Yeah, we'd appreciate it. 473 00:34:04,552 --> 00:34:07,419 Train don't run out of Wichita. 474 00:34:07,488 --> 00:34:10,286 'Lessen you're a hog or cattle. 475 00:34:13,928 --> 00:34:17,329 People train runs out of Stubbville. 476 00:34:17,398 --> 00:34:18,865 That'll be fine. 477 00:34:18,933 --> 00:34:20,491 That'll be just fine. 478 00:34:22,570 --> 00:34:24,504 Leave it be. 479 00:34:24,572 --> 00:34:27,006 Get your lazy behind out here 480 00:34:27,074 --> 00:34:29,008 and put that in back. 481 00:34:29,076 --> 00:34:30,509 No. We've got it. 482 00:34:30,578 --> 00:34:31,909 It's very heavy. 483 00:34:31,979 --> 00:34:33,207 She don't mind. 484 00:34:33,281 --> 00:34:35,545 She's short and skinny, 485 00:34:35,616 --> 00:34:37,106 but she's strong. 486 00:34:37,185 --> 00:34:39,653 Her first baby... 487 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:41,813 come out sideways. 488 00:34:41,889 --> 00:34:44,153 She didn't scream or nothing. 489 00:34:44,225 --> 00:34:46,318 Isn't that something? 490 00:34:46,394 --> 00:34:48,089 You're a real trooper. 491 00:34:48,162 --> 00:34:50,756 We've got it already. It's done. 492 00:34:54,435 --> 00:34:57,336 You know, Stubbville's a little further than Wichita. 493 00:34:57,405 --> 00:34:59,032 How much further? 494 00:34:59,106 --> 00:35:00,300 30 miles. 495 00:35:01,676 --> 00:35:03,109 Maybe 40. 496 00:35:04,278 --> 00:35:06,769 No more than 45 though, 497 00:35:06,847 --> 00:35:08,781 depending on how he goes. 498 00:35:08,849 --> 00:35:11,647 It could be anywhere up to 70 miles. 499 00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,380 Woof! Woof! 500 00:35:15,189 --> 00:35:17,123 Give me the glove. 501 00:35:17,191 --> 00:35:20,251 Ow! Just nipped. Little part. Ooh! 502 00:35:20,361 --> 00:35:22,829 Give him the goddamn glove! 503 00:35:22,897 --> 00:35:24,524 Are we there yet? 504 00:35:24,599 --> 00:35:27,534 No, a little way to go yet. 505 00:35:29,003 --> 00:35:30,937 Beautiful country though, isn't it? 506 00:35:31,005 --> 00:35:33,633 What do you figure the temperature is? 507 00:35:33,708 --> 00:35:34,640 1. 508 00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:01,668 Thanks. 509 00:36:06,307 --> 00:36:08,275 They didn't have two together. 510 00:36:08,342 --> 00:36:10,139 You got to be kidding me. 511 00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:11,678 Oh, I knew it. 512 00:36:11,746 --> 00:36:15,011 The secretary was new, and I explained it. 513 00:36:15,082 --> 00:36:16,845 Oh, ge... I'm sorry. 514 00:36:16,917 --> 00:36:18,441 They're just full. 515 00:36:18,519 --> 00:36:20,453 It's the holidays, I guess. 516 00:36:20,521 --> 00:36:23,354 Hey, we're lucky we got a ticket. 517 00:36:23,424 --> 00:36:26,655 Yeah. So, if I don't see you again. 518 00:36:26,727 --> 00:36:30,219 Want to meet for a drink on the train? 519 00:36:30,298 --> 00:36:31,890 I'm going to sleep. 520 00:36:31,966 --> 00:36:33,456 You sure? 521 00:36:33,534 --> 00:36:36,264 Yeah. Anyway, it's been interesting. 522 00:36:36,337 --> 00:36:39,568 That's the understatement of the year. 523 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,574 And thanks for the ticket. 524 00:36:43,511 --> 00:36:45,445 Neal! I need your address. 525 00:36:45,513 --> 00:36:48,175 I got to pay you back for this ticket. 526 00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:49,716 Ticket's a gift. 527 00:36:49,784 --> 00:36:52,776 No, no. Come on now. What's the address? 528 00:36:52,853 --> 00:36:54,252 Del, it's a gift. 529 00:36:54,322 --> 00:36:56,381 Happy holidays. 530 00:36:57,692 --> 00:36:59,421 Same to you. 531 00:37:14,241 --> 00:37:15,230 Hi. 532 00:37:16,377 --> 00:37:17,810 Going home for Thanksgiving? 533 00:37:17,878 --> 00:37:18,936 Yeah. 534 00:37:19,013 --> 00:37:20,105 Me, too. 535 00:37:20,181 --> 00:37:22,240 We're just going to make it. 536 00:37:58,052 --> 00:37:59,952 What did you do here? 537 00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:02,215 Do you smell smoke? 538 00:38:27,615 --> 00:38:30,448 You walk a mile to the highway. 539 00:38:30,518 --> 00:38:33,453 The trucks will take you into Jefferson City. 540 00:39:21,402 --> 00:39:23,836 You're in a lousy mood, huh? 541 00:39:23,904 --> 00:39:25,929 To say the least. 542 00:39:27,908 --> 00:39:30,399 You ever travel by bus before? 543 00:39:32,146 --> 00:39:33,477 Hmm. 544 00:39:33,547 --> 00:39:36,539 Your mood's probably not going to improve much. 545 00:39:59,507 --> 00:40:01,873 Neal, Neal. Check that out. 546 00:40:13,153 --> 00:40:15,849 Beats a movie on a plane, huh? 547 00:40:21,662 --> 00:40:24,130 Take a picture. It'll last longer. 548 00:40:27,968 --> 00:40:29,595 You got busted. 549 00:40:32,773 --> 00:40:34,297 Oh, that was good. 550 00:40:37,978 --> 00:40:41,414 This is a good time to tell you this. 551 00:40:41,482 --> 00:40:44,076 Our tickets are only good to St. Louis. 552 00:40:44,151 --> 00:40:45,584 St. Louis to Chi-town 553 00:40:45,653 --> 00:40:48,850 is booked tighter than Tom Thumb's ass. 554 00:40:56,664 --> 00:40:57,961 All right! 555 00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:01,926 That was fun, wasn't it? 556 00:41:02,002 --> 00:41:04,869 All right. Who wants to sing a tune? 557 00:41:04,939 --> 00:41:06,429 Who's got a song? 558 00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:07,940 I got one, uh... 559 00:41:08,008 --> 00:41:10,169 Neal Page has got one. 560 00:41:20,421 --> 00:41:21,581 No? 561 00:41:45,946 --> 00:41:47,345 Wilma! 562 00:41:47,581 --> 00:41:48,809 My name's Del Griffith. 563 00:41:48,882 --> 00:41:51,749 I'm with the American Light and Fixture Company, 564 00:41:51,819 --> 00:41:53,252 jewelry division. 565 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,288 I've got a great deal. 566 00:41:55,356 --> 00:41:58,348 This is your Diane Sawyer autographed earring. 567 00:41:58,425 --> 00:42:00,791 Do you ever watch Sixty Minutes? 568 00:42:02,896 --> 00:42:03,828 Thanks. 569 00:42:03,897 --> 00:42:06,593 This is Czechoslovakian ivory. 570 00:42:06,667 --> 00:42:09,192 That's it. It's $5.00. 571 00:42:09,269 --> 00:42:10,327 Great. 572 00:42:10,404 --> 00:42:13,840 This is your Walter Cronkite moon ring. 573 00:42:13,907 --> 00:42:15,204 Thank you. 574 00:42:15,275 --> 00:42:17,209 They are filled with helium, 575 00:42:17,277 --> 00:42:18,642 so they're very light. 576 00:42:18,712 --> 00:42:20,304 Thank you. 577 00:42:20,381 --> 00:42:22,975 This is an autographed Darryl Strawberry earring. 578 00:42:23,050 --> 00:42:24,813 All right! 579 00:42:24,885 --> 00:42:26,876 These are very special earrings. 580 00:42:26,954 --> 00:42:28,512 These were originally handcrafted 581 00:42:28,589 --> 00:42:31,023 for the Grand Wizard of China 582 00:42:31,091 --> 00:42:33,025 back in the fourth century. 583 00:42:33,093 --> 00:42:34,526 These aren't the originals, 584 00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:37,655 but they are replicas. Very good replicas, too. 585 00:42:37,731 --> 00:42:40,495 They're selling for $5.00 a pair. 586 00:42:50,511 --> 00:42:52,945 I'm Marti Page, and I'm thankful 587 00:42:53,013 --> 00:42:55,675 that my dad's coming home for Thanksgiving. 588 00:43:02,523 --> 00:43:03,888 You know something? 589 00:43:03,957 --> 00:43:06,824 It makes you look a little older, too. 590 00:43:06,894 --> 00:43:10,159 You could pass for 18 or 19. 591 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,934 Did you call the wife? 592 00:43:15,002 --> 00:43:17,061 No one was home. 593 00:43:17,137 --> 00:43:20,197 Probably at my daughter's Thanksgiving pageant. 594 00:43:20,274 --> 00:43:22,367 Ohh. 595 00:43:22,443 --> 00:43:24,536 You missed it. 596 00:43:24,645 --> 00:43:27,079 I'm sorry. Those... 597 00:43:27,147 --> 00:43:29,581 those are the precious moments, too. 598 00:43:31,385 --> 00:43:33,615 They don't come back again. 599 00:43:33,687 --> 00:43:38,818 I've been spending too much time away from home. 600 00:43:38,892 --> 00:43:41,326 I haven't been home in years. 601 00:43:41,395 --> 00:43:43,488 What, seriously? 602 00:43:43,564 --> 00:43:45,429 It's a figure of speech. 603 00:43:45,499 --> 00:43:46,932 I'm away so much, 604 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,934 it's like not being there. 605 00:43:49,002 --> 00:43:52,335 I called a friend of mine at Eastern Airlines. 606 00:43:52,406 --> 00:43:53,805 It doesn't look good. 607 00:43:53,874 --> 00:43:56,707 I know. I called all the airlines. 608 00:43:59,213 --> 00:44:02,580 Well, at least we're sitting on over 100 beans 609 00:44:02,649 --> 00:44:04,310 from my brilliant idea. 610 00:44:04,384 --> 00:44:06,318 You're a terrific salesman. 611 00:44:06,386 --> 00:44:08,684 You know, uh... 612 00:44:08,756 --> 00:44:12,817 I've been thinking that when we put our heads together, 613 00:44:12,893 --> 00:44:14,121 we really... 614 00:44:14,194 --> 00:44:16,025 we've really gotten nowhere. 615 00:44:16,096 --> 00:44:17,154 And, uh... 616 00:44:17,231 --> 00:44:20,166 you know, I think I'm holding you up. 617 00:44:20,234 --> 00:44:22,168 Don't say that about yourself. 618 00:44:22,236 --> 00:44:24,033 That's not true, Neal. 619 00:44:24,104 --> 00:44:28,097 I think we'll get where we're going a lot faster 620 00:44:28,175 --> 00:44:30,609 if, uh... we were alone. 621 00:44:30,677 --> 00:44:31,735 OK? 622 00:44:35,349 --> 00:44:36,407 OK. 623 00:44:36,483 --> 00:44:37,780 I see. 624 00:44:44,224 --> 00:44:47,318 I think I'll just take care of this 625 00:44:47,394 --> 00:44:48,725 and get going. 626 00:44:48,796 --> 00:44:50,058 I appreciate that. 627 00:44:50,130 --> 00:44:52,894 It's just harder for two people to travel. 628 00:44:52,966 --> 00:44:53,933 Yeah, sure. 629 00:44:54,001 --> 00:44:55,434 If you've got reservations... 630 00:44:55,502 --> 00:44:56,628 I understand. 631 00:44:56,703 --> 00:44:58,102 Thanks for the meal. 632 00:44:58,172 --> 00:44:59,605 Yeah, that's all right. 633 00:44:59,673 --> 00:45:02,540 And I owe you some of this, too. 634 00:45:02,609 --> 00:45:04,042 No, no, no, no. 635 00:45:04,111 --> 00:45:05,544 This is your cut. 636 00:45:05,612 --> 00:45:07,045 Take the money. 637 00:45:07,114 --> 00:45:09,548 Buy your kids a chocolate turkey. 638 00:45:09,616 --> 00:45:12,141 I'm just going to leave it there. 639 00:45:12,219 --> 00:45:13,743 Then leave it. Fine. 640 00:45:13,821 --> 00:45:15,516 I'm done, OK? 641 00:45:15,589 --> 00:45:18,683 I've got to go, so if you'll excuse me, 642 00:45:18,759 --> 00:45:21,125 uh, I got things to do, uh... 643 00:45:22,196 --> 00:45:23,390 so, uh... 644 00:45:23,463 --> 00:45:24,395 good luck, 645 00:45:24,464 --> 00:45:27,399 and I hope you get home soon. 646 00:45:27,467 --> 00:45:28,832 I'll see you. 647 00:45:28,902 --> 00:45:30,233 Yeah, sure you will. 648 00:45:41,114 --> 00:45:43,344 It's a white Lincoln town car, 649 00:45:43,417 --> 00:45:44,748 space v-5. 650 00:46:01,568 --> 00:46:03,195 V-5. 651 00:46:03,270 --> 00:46:04,828 V-5. 652 00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:08,769 V-5. 653 00:46:22,389 --> 00:46:23,481 Hey! Hey! 654 00:46:23,557 --> 00:46:25,252 Hey! Hey! 655 00:46:27,527 --> 00:46:30,121 Hey! Hey! Hey! 656 00:46:30,197 --> 00:46:31,630 The car's not there! 657 00:46:31,698 --> 00:46:34,667 I need a ride back! 658 00:46:41,408 --> 00:46:42,466 You... 659 00:46:43,577 --> 00:46:44,771 God! 660 00:46:45,779 --> 00:46:47,212 Goddamn it! 661 00:46:47,281 --> 00:46:48,714 Goddamn it! 662 00:47:23,317 --> 00:47:24,750 A- a-aah! 663 00:47:27,054 --> 00:47:28,043 Whoo! 664 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:03,212 Oh, gee, Marie, you're a stitch. 665 00:48:04,324 --> 00:48:05,757 No, mom's doing the turkey. 666 00:48:05,826 --> 00:48:07,259 Yeah, dad wants ambrosia, 667 00:48:07,327 --> 00:48:10,262 so I guess we'll get those miniature marshmallows. 668 00:48:10,330 --> 00:48:12,264 I'll do the crescent rolls, 669 00:48:12,332 --> 00:48:13,765 you do the cranberries. 670 00:48:13,834 --> 00:48:15,665 You know I can't cook. 671 00:48:18,438 --> 00:48:19,564 Ohh... 672 00:48:19,639 --> 00:48:21,300 Ahem. 673 00:48:21,375 --> 00:48:23,172 I'll see you tomorrow then. 674 00:48:23,243 --> 00:48:24,471 Gobble gobble. 675 00:48:27,614 --> 00:48:28,876 Ohh... bye-bye. 676 00:48:35,322 --> 00:48:38,758 Welcome to Marathon. May I help you? 677 00:48:38,825 --> 00:48:40,884 Yes. 678 00:48:40,961 --> 00:48:43,452 How may I help you? 679 00:48:43,530 --> 00:48:47,591 You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile 680 00:48:47,667 --> 00:48:50,864 off your rosy fucking cheeks. 681 00:48:50,937 --> 00:48:53,337 Then give me a fucking automobile. 682 00:48:53,407 --> 00:48:54,840 A fucking Datsun, 683 00:48:54,908 --> 00:48:56,341 a fucking Toyota, 684 00:48:56,410 --> 00:48:57,638 a fucking Buick. 685 00:48:57,711 --> 00:49:00,043 Four fucking wheels and a seat. 686 00:49:00,113 --> 00:49:03,139 I don't care for the way you're speaking. 687 00:49:03,216 --> 00:49:05,377 I don't care for the way 688 00:49:05,452 --> 00:49:08,182 your company left me in fucking nowhere 689 00:49:08,255 --> 00:49:11,554 with keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. 690 00:49:11,625 --> 00:49:15,527 I didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway 691 00:49:15,595 --> 00:49:17,324 and across a fucking runway 692 00:49:17,397 --> 00:49:20,366 to get back here to have you smile 693 00:49:20,434 --> 00:49:21,731 at my fucking face. 694 00:49:21,802 --> 00:49:25,636 I want a fucking car 695 00:49:25,705 --> 00:49:28,936 right fucking now. 696 00:49:32,412 --> 00:49:34,812 May I see your rental agreement? 697 00:49:34,881 --> 00:49:37,475 I threw it away. 698 00:49:37,551 --> 00:49:40,247 Oh, boy. 699 00:49:41,321 --> 00:49:43,152 Oh, boy, what? 700 00:49:43,223 --> 00:49:45,748 You're fucked. 701 00:50:05,979 --> 00:50:07,412 OK, 86, wake up. 702 00:50:07,481 --> 00:50:09,415 You're going to block the line. 703 00:50:09,483 --> 00:50:10,916 Yeah, where you going? 704 00:50:10,984 --> 00:50:12,281 Chicago. 705 00:50:12,352 --> 00:50:13,284 Chicago? 706 00:50:13,353 --> 00:50:14,285 Chicago. 707 00:50:14,354 --> 00:50:16,584 You know you're in St. Louis? 708 00:50:16,656 --> 00:50:18,988 Yes, I do. 709 00:50:20,060 --> 00:50:21,288 The airlines are faster, 710 00:50:21,361 --> 00:50:23,625 and you get a free meal. 711 00:50:23,697 --> 00:50:25,062 If I wanted jokes, 712 00:50:25,132 --> 00:50:27,532 I'd watch you take a leak. 713 00:50:29,336 --> 00:50:30,735 Don't just stand there 714 00:50:30,804 --> 00:50:33,500 like a slab of meat with mittens. 715 00:50:47,053 --> 00:50:48,486 What are you doing? 716 00:50:48,555 --> 00:50:51,456 I almost crushed your head like a melon. 717 00:50:52,526 --> 00:50:53,493 Del? 718 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,027 Move your car! 719 00:50:55,095 --> 00:50:56,960 Just a minute, OK? 720 00:50:57,030 --> 00:50:58,691 Get outta here! 721 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:01,633 What is your problem? 722 00:51:01,701 --> 00:51:04,226 You insensitive asshole. 723 00:51:04,304 --> 00:51:05,635 There's an injured man 724 00:51:05,705 --> 00:51:07,036 down on the street. 725 00:51:07,107 --> 00:51:09,007 Now, I'll move my car, 726 00:51:09,075 --> 00:51:10,975 but you help him up. 727 00:51:11,044 --> 00:51:12,306 No! 728 00:51:12,379 --> 00:51:13,403 My pleasure. 729 00:51:15,715 --> 00:51:17,478 Ohh... 730 00:51:28,528 --> 00:51:31,964 I had a feeling that when we parted ways, 731 00:51:32,032 --> 00:51:32,964 somehow, someday, 732 00:51:33,033 --> 00:51:34,796 our paths would cross again. 733 00:51:35,869 --> 00:51:37,200 Are you all right? 734 00:51:37,270 --> 00:51:39,761 I've never seen anyone get lifted 735 00:51:39,839 --> 00:51:41,272 by his testicles before. 736 00:51:41,341 --> 00:51:42,774 Lucky thing for you 737 00:51:42,842 --> 00:51:45,072 that cop came when he did. 738 00:51:45,145 --> 00:51:47,375 Otherwise, you'd be lifting your schnutz 739 00:51:47,447 --> 00:51:48,709 to tie your shoes. 740 00:51:48,782 --> 00:51:51,808 I'm sorry. That's terrible. 741 00:51:51,885 --> 00:51:54,615 You know, I'm glad I didn't kill you. 742 00:51:54,688 --> 00:51:57,486 I'd be glad if you had. 743 00:51:57,557 --> 00:51:59,684 Oh, you don't mean that. 744 00:51:59,759 --> 00:52:02,626 Remember what I said? Go with the flow. 745 00:52:02,696 --> 00:52:05,631 How can I when the rental car agency 746 00:52:05,699 --> 00:52:08,964 leaves me keys to a car that isn't there, 747 00:52:09,035 --> 00:52:12,368 then I find out they don't have any more cars? 748 00:52:12,439 --> 00:52:15,203 I got a car, no sweat at all. 749 00:52:15,275 --> 00:52:17,675 Well, Del, you're a charmed man. 750 00:52:17,777 --> 00:52:19,074 Nope. 751 00:52:19,145 --> 00:52:20,703 Oh, I know. 752 00:52:20,780 --> 00:52:23,214 You just go with the flow. 753 00:52:23,283 --> 00:52:25,581 Like a twig on the shoulders 754 00:52:25,652 --> 00:52:26,949 of a mighty stream. 755 00:53:00,787 --> 00:53:03,950 Would you please stop doing that with the seat? 756 00:53:04,024 --> 00:53:05,821 Once you screw with these, 757 00:53:05,892 --> 00:53:07,223 you never get comfortable. 758 00:53:07,294 --> 00:53:08,852 Quit screwing with it. 759 00:53:08,928 --> 00:53:10,156 I'm getting comfortable. 760 00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:12,425 Do you have a bad back? 761 00:53:12,499 --> 00:53:13,898 Well, I do, 762 00:53:13,967 --> 00:53:16,697 and there's only a couple good positions. 763 00:53:16,770 --> 00:53:18,328 You're going to break it. 764 00:53:18,405 --> 00:53:19,702 Ahh. 765 00:53:19,773 --> 00:53:21,172 Done. 766 00:53:22,609 --> 00:53:23,735 Ah, lovely. 767 00:53:24,811 --> 00:53:26,108 Lovely, lovely. 768 00:53:32,852 --> 00:53:34,547 Oh, damn it. 769 00:53:34,621 --> 00:53:35,849 What now? 770 00:53:35,922 --> 00:53:37,856 I can't reach my feet 771 00:53:37,924 --> 00:53:39,858 to get my shoes off. 772 00:53:39,926 --> 00:53:42,360 That's fine. Leave your shoes on. 773 00:53:42,429 --> 00:53:44,226 I can't relax that way. 774 00:53:44,297 --> 00:53:47,960 I don't care to breathe your foot odor. 775 00:53:48,034 --> 00:53:51,834 It must be swell being so perfect and odor-free. 776 00:53:51,905 --> 00:53:53,839 Things about you bother me, 777 00:53:53,907 --> 00:53:56,842 but I'm decent enough not to bring them up. 778 00:53:56,910 --> 00:53:58,639 What about me bothers you? 779 00:53:58,712 --> 00:53:59,940 There's lots of things. 780 00:54:00,013 --> 00:54:01,002 Name one. 781 00:54:01,081 --> 00:54:03,276 You want me to name one? 782 00:54:03,350 --> 00:54:04,510 Fine, um... 783 00:54:05,685 --> 00:54:08,449 you play with your balls a lot. 784 00:54:12,492 --> 00:54:15,859 I do not play with my balls. 785 00:54:15,929 --> 00:54:18,420 Larry Bird doesn't handle the ball 786 00:54:18,498 --> 00:54:20,762 as much as you do. 787 00:54:20,834 --> 00:54:22,802 You trying to start a fight? 788 00:54:22,869 --> 00:54:24,632 I'm simply stating a fact. 789 00:54:24,704 --> 00:54:26,399 You fidget with your nuts. 790 00:54:26,473 --> 00:54:27,735 Know what make me happy? 791 00:54:27,807 --> 00:54:30,037 Another couple of balls and an extra set of fingers? 792 00:54:32,045 --> 00:54:33,478 Oh, that's humor. 793 00:54:33,546 --> 00:54:34,979 Oh, that's real humor. 794 00:54:35,048 --> 00:54:37,983 I'd be happy if you rested your mouth. 795 00:54:38,051 --> 00:54:38,983 My pleasure. 796 00:54:39,052 --> 00:54:40,986 I'd like a little silence. 797 00:54:41,054 --> 00:54:41,986 No problem. 798 00:54:42,055 --> 00:54:43,022 Thank you. 799 00:54:43,089 --> 00:54:44,056 You're welcome. 800 00:54:50,230 --> 00:54:51,663 You broke the seat. 801 00:54:51,731 --> 00:54:55,098 You broke the goddamn seat. I don't believe it. 802 00:54:55,168 --> 00:54:57,762 It wasn't broken when I got out. 803 00:54:57,837 --> 00:54:59,168 You broke it. 804 00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:01,332 It's impossible to break them. 805 00:55:01,408 --> 00:55:02,568 Impossible? 806 00:55:02,642 --> 00:55:04,109 You want to drive? 807 00:55:04,177 --> 00:55:06,611 No. Why did you do this? 808 00:55:08,715 --> 00:55:11,377 I won't be held responsible for faulty engineering. 809 00:55:11,451 --> 00:55:15,012 This is comfortable. This is really comfortable. 810 00:55:16,423 --> 00:55:19,290 I don't want to argue. Let's not fight. 811 00:55:19,359 --> 00:55:20,792 All right, all right. 812 00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:23,795 Then I'm going to sleep. All right. 813 00:55:23,863 --> 00:55:26,798 I'm putting my wallet in the glove compartment. 814 00:55:26,866 --> 00:55:28,800 Don't let me forget it. 815 00:55:28,868 --> 00:55:29,857 All right. 816 00:56:55,622 --> 00:56:58,056 That was Ray Charles Doin' The Mess Around. 817 00:56:58,124 --> 00:57:00,149 Weather's beginning to clear up. 818 00:57:00,226 --> 00:57:02,057 Hope you're enjoying your evening. 819 00:57:02,128 --> 00:57:04,460 It's almost half past the hour... 820 00:57:12,739 --> 00:57:13,899 Whew. 821 00:57:45,371 --> 00:57:46,963 Oh, come on. 822 00:57:52,478 --> 00:57:54,105 All right. 823 00:57:59,652 --> 00:58:00,584 Oh! 824 00:58:07,961 --> 00:58:08,985 Oh, shit! 825 00:58:15,668 --> 00:58:16,896 Uhh... 826 00:58:16,970 --> 00:58:18,028 Ohh... 827 00:58:18,104 --> 00:58:19,628 Ahh... 828 00:58:24,677 --> 00:58:26,372 There you go. 829 00:58:26,446 --> 00:58:28,073 OK. 830 00:58:28,147 --> 00:58:31,378 Think it out. Just relax. 831 00:58:31,451 --> 00:58:33,976 Let go! Let go. 832 00:58:45,164 --> 00:58:53,765 Aah! 833 00:59:01,814 --> 00:59:03,475 What's happening? 834 00:59:03,549 --> 00:59:06,712 Oh, we almost hit a deer. That's all. 835 00:59:06,786 --> 00:59:09,346 Are you all right? 836 00:59:09,422 --> 00:59:12,516 Yes, I'm fine. Yes, I'm fine. 837 00:59:12,592 --> 00:59:15,584 It's hot in here. Take your parka off. 838 00:59:15,662 --> 00:59:17,391 Yes. Yes, I will. 839 00:59:47,026 --> 00:59:49,893 Holy shit! That guy's on the wrong side. 840 00:59:49,962 --> 00:59:52,396 He's going to kill somebody! 841 00:59:52,465 --> 00:59:53,762 Oh, my God! 842 00:59:53,833 --> 00:59:55,596 Hey! 843 00:59:56,903 --> 00:59:57,892 Hey! 844 01:00:00,473 --> 01:00:02,907 Hey, what's going on? 845 01:00:02,975 --> 01:00:05,000 Some joker wants to race. 846 01:00:06,312 --> 01:00:07,370 Turn around! 847 01:00:07,447 --> 01:00:10,007 Don't race. It's ridiculous. 848 01:00:10,083 --> 01:00:12,711 All right, come on. Let's go. Let's go. 849 01:00:12,785 --> 01:00:14,480 Put your window down! 850 01:00:14,554 --> 01:00:16,078 He wants something. 851 01:00:16,155 --> 01:00:18,055 He's probably drunk. 852 01:00:18,124 --> 01:00:20,592 You're going the wrong way! 853 01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:21,786 What? 854 01:00:21,861 --> 01:00:24,625 You're going the wrong way! 855 01:00:26,199 --> 01:00:28,929 He says we're going the wrong way. 856 01:00:29,001 --> 01:00:30,434 Oh, he's drunk. 857 01:00:30,503 --> 01:00:32,903 How would he know where we're going? 858 01:00:32,972 --> 01:00:35,600 Yeah, how would he know? 859 01:00:35,675 --> 01:00:37,939 Thank you. Thanks a lot. 860 01:00:38,010 --> 01:00:39,443 Terrific. 861 01:00:39,512 --> 01:00:40,444 Thank you. 862 01:00:41,848 --> 01:00:43,213 What a moron. 863 01:00:45,151 --> 01:00:47,779 You're going in the wrong direction! 864 01:00:52,291 --> 01:00:55,419 You're going to kill somebody! 865 01:01:03,703 --> 01:01:05,864 You're going the wrong way! 866 01:01:10,576 --> 01:01:11,975 Truck. Truck. 867 01:01:12,044 --> 01:01:13,011 What? 868 01:01:14,647 --> 01:01:21,211 Aah! 869 01:01:21,287 --> 01:01:22,879 Ah ha ha ha ha! 870 01:01:22,955 --> 01:01:25,753 Ah ha ha ha ha! 871 01:02:15,641 --> 01:02:17,734 Well, this isn't so bad. 872 01:02:17,810 --> 01:02:21,246 I thought it would be a lot worse than this. 873 01:02:21,314 --> 01:02:24,545 They'll be able to buff this out. 874 01:02:24,617 --> 01:02:26,084 Oh, yeah. 875 01:02:29,488 --> 01:02:30,750 Wow! 876 01:02:32,158 --> 01:02:35,218 I mean, that was close. 877 01:02:35,294 --> 01:02:38,923 We can laugh about it now. We're all right. 878 01:02:38,998 --> 01:02:41,592 The whole, uh... 879 01:02:41,667 --> 01:02:45,797 Maybe we should just get my stuff off the road, huh? 880 01:02:45,872 --> 01:02:47,863 What do you think? Yeah. 881 01:02:47,940 --> 01:02:49,874 Yeah, that's a good idea. 882 01:02:51,777 --> 01:02:53,677 Oh, my back! 883 01:02:53,746 --> 01:02:55,236 Ohh! 884 01:02:56,115 --> 01:02:57,173 God. 885 01:02:59,118 --> 01:03:00,483 Ohh! 886 01:03:00,553 --> 01:03:01,781 Ohh! 887 01:03:17,637 --> 01:03:19,730 Come on. Here we go. 888 01:03:19,805 --> 01:03:21,568 Thanks. 889 01:03:21,641 --> 01:03:24,576 Oh. Set it down for a second. 890 01:03:30,650 --> 01:03:33,710 Whew. What a night. 891 01:04:26,806 --> 01:04:27,773 What? 892 01:04:28,975 --> 01:04:30,237 What? 893 01:04:30,309 --> 01:04:33,745 You finally did it to yourself. 894 01:04:33,813 --> 01:04:34,905 Huh? 895 01:04:38,484 --> 01:04:41,419 I mean, good luck turning the car in. 896 01:04:41,487 --> 01:04:44,923 They'll be happy as pigs in shit to see you. 897 01:04:54,967 --> 01:04:57,765 How could you rent the thing anyway 898 01:04:57,837 --> 01:04:59,270 without a credit card? 899 01:04:59,338 --> 01:05:01,932 You couldn't. How could you do it? 900 01:05:02,008 --> 01:05:04,943 I gave this gal behind the counter 901 01:05:05,011 --> 01:05:07,445 a set of shower curtain rings. 902 01:05:14,754 --> 01:05:16,619 You can't rent a car 903 01:05:16,689 --> 01:05:18,179 with shower curtain rings. 904 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,134 Well, uh... 905 01:05:30,202 --> 01:05:32,636 somehow your, uh... 906 01:05:32,705 --> 01:05:36,141 diner's club card wound up in my wallet, 907 01:05:36,208 --> 01:05:38,642 and I, uh, just... 908 01:05:38,711 --> 01:05:40,303 You stole it! 909 01:05:40,379 --> 01:05:41,311 Not exactly. 910 01:05:41,380 --> 01:05:42,813 You stole my card! 911 01:05:42,882 --> 01:05:44,144 I didn't. 912 01:05:44,216 --> 01:05:47,583 You stole my card, rented a car, then burned it up! 913 01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:50,086 I found it in my wallet! 914 01:05:50,156 --> 01:05:52,420 I thought you put it there. 915 01:05:52,491 --> 01:05:54,049 Why would I do that? 916 01:05:54,126 --> 01:05:55,457 Kindness? 917 01:05:55,528 --> 01:05:57,860 Kindness? 918 01:05:57,930 --> 01:05:59,261 Kindness? 919 01:05:59,331 --> 01:06:00,764 You stole it! 920 01:06:00,833 --> 01:06:02,266 He stole it! 921 01:06:02,334 --> 01:06:06,134 No, I didn't. I was going to send it back to you 922 01:06:06,205 --> 01:06:09,197 with whatever the rental car charge was, plus interest. 923 01:06:09,275 --> 01:06:11,675 You didn't give me your address. What could I do? 924 01:06:11,744 --> 01:06:13,109 You just ditched me. 925 01:06:13,179 --> 01:06:15,613 I had no money, no cards, nothing. 926 01:06:15,681 --> 01:06:16,841 Give it back! 927 01:06:16,916 --> 01:06:17,848 I can't! 928 01:06:19,985 --> 01:06:20,917 Why not? 929 01:06:20,986 --> 01:06:21,953 Because! 930 01:06:23,355 --> 01:06:24,447 Because why? 931 01:06:24,523 --> 01:06:26,957 When we stopped to gas up, 932 01:06:27,026 --> 01:06:29,961 I put the card back in your wallet. 933 01:06:39,672 --> 01:06:41,003 Ohh. 934 01:06:42,041 --> 01:06:43,941 Are you mad at me? 935 01:06:45,010 --> 01:06:46,739 Ohh! 936 01:06:46,812 --> 01:06:48,973 Ohh! 937 01:06:59,925 --> 01:07:02,257 You know, you could've killed me, 938 01:07:02,328 --> 01:07:05,297 slugging me in the gut when I wasn't ready. 939 01:07:05,364 --> 01:07:07,298 That's how Houdini died. 940 01:07:12,671 --> 01:07:14,070 Ow. Ah! 941 01:07:16,842 --> 01:07:18,776 One good thing about it... 942 01:07:18,844 --> 01:07:22,280 with all this fresh air, we'll sleep like babies. 943 01:07:22,348 --> 01:07:24,782 Neal? Hey, hey, Neal, Wait up. 944 01:07:27,119 --> 01:07:28,609 I need one room. 945 01:07:28,687 --> 01:07:31,622 If you're pissed at me, we can get separate rooms. 946 01:07:31,690 --> 01:07:33,123 Get your own room. 947 01:07:33,192 --> 01:07:35,626 I'll need a major credit card. 948 01:07:35,694 --> 01:07:37,958 All right. All right. 949 01:07:40,499 --> 01:07:42,160 I have, uh... 950 01:07:43,169 --> 01:07:44,727 Diner's... 951 01:07:46,338 --> 01:07:47,270 Visa... 952 01:07:49,208 --> 01:07:50,800 and a gasoline card. 953 01:07:52,211 --> 01:07:53,303 Uh... 954 01:07:54,413 --> 01:07:57,211 these aren't, uh, credit cards. 955 01:07:57,283 --> 01:08:00,343 All right, I'll pay cash. Cash. 956 01:08:00,419 --> 01:08:02,011 $42.50. 957 01:08:09,728 --> 01:08:12,856 How about... $ 17? 958 01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:15,929 I can't do that. 959 01:08:16,001 --> 01:08:17,059 Please. 960 01:08:17,136 --> 01:08:19,104 Have mercy. 961 01:08:19,171 --> 01:08:21,935 I've been wearing the same underwear 962 01:08:22,007 --> 01:08:23,804 since Tuesday. 963 01:08:23,876 --> 01:08:25,707 I can vouch for that. 964 01:08:28,347 --> 01:08:31,282 I don't... I don't... I don't own the place. 965 01:08:37,856 --> 01:08:41,622 $ 17 and a hell of a nice watch. 966 01:08:50,236 --> 01:08:51,168 Ouch. 967 01:08:57,076 --> 01:08:59,135 Um, would you like a room? 968 01:09:05,718 --> 01:09:08,084 I got a slight problem here. 969 01:09:08,153 --> 01:09:10,417 I don't have the $42.50. 970 01:09:10,489 --> 01:09:13,925 You have $ 17 and a good watch? 971 01:09:13,993 --> 01:09:16,962 No, I don't. I have, uh... 972 01:09:20,165 --> 01:09:22,929 I have $2.00 and, uh... 973 01:09:25,504 --> 01:09:27,096 and a Casio. 974 01:09:30,276 --> 01:09:31,368 Mmm. 975 01:09:31,443 --> 01:09:34,469 I'm going to have to say good night, so... 976 01:10:22,328 --> 01:10:23,590 Well, Marie, 977 01:10:23,662 --> 01:10:27,598 once again, my dear, you were as right as rain. 978 01:10:29,001 --> 01:10:30,935 I am, without a doubt, 979 01:10:31,003 --> 01:10:33,437 the biggest pain in the butt 980 01:10:33,505 --> 01:10:35,939 that ever came down the pike. 981 01:10:37,176 --> 01:10:40,441 I meet someone whose company I really enjoy, 982 01:10:40,512 --> 01:10:42,446 and what do I do? 983 01:10:43,682 --> 01:10:45,115 I go overboard. 984 01:10:45,184 --> 01:10:47,118 I smother the poor soul. 985 01:10:47,186 --> 01:10:49,051 I cause him more trouble 986 01:10:49,121 --> 01:10:51,555 than he has a right to. 987 01:10:52,991 --> 01:10:55,585 God, I got a big mouth. 988 01:10:57,796 --> 01:10:59,821 Ohh. 989 01:11:01,133 --> 01:11:04,068 When am I ever going to wake up? 990 01:11:23,622 --> 01:11:27,080 I wish you were here with me right now. 991 01:11:30,662 --> 01:11:32,721 But I guess... 992 01:11:32,798 --> 01:11:34,663 that's not going to happen. 993 01:11:36,502 --> 01:11:38,163 Not now, anyway. 994 01:11:40,005 --> 01:11:41,438 What did I do 995 01:11:41,507 --> 01:11:44,442 to get hooked up with this guy? 996 01:12:02,461 --> 01:12:05,396 You're going to freeze to death out there. 997 01:12:12,237 --> 01:12:13,568 How's your drink? 998 01:12:13,639 --> 01:12:14,731 Good. 999 01:12:16,642 --> 01:12:18,075 Go for another one? 1000 01:12:18,143 --> 01:12:19,576 Where you been? 1001 01:12:19,645 --> 01:12:21,078 You been to Italy? 1002 01:12:21,146 --> 01:12:22,579 You had amaretto? 1003 01:12:22,648 --> 01:12:25,583 I have amaretto, and this is a gin. 1004 01:12:25,651 --> 01:12:27,585 Is there a tequila there? 1005 01:12:27,653 --> 01:12:29,587 Ahem. A little Mexican trip. 1006 01:12:29,655 --> 01:12:30,587 Tequila? 1007 01:12:30,656 --> 01:12:32,453 Here you go. Coming up. 1008 01:12:32,524 --> 01:12:34,992 Is this a good combo or what? 1009 01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:37,185 No, probably not. 1010 01:12:37,262 --> 01:12:42,427 Me, I'm going back to, uh, Jamaica. 1011 01:12:42,501 --> 01:12:43,695 Jamaica, man. 1012 01:12:43,769 --> 01:12:46,704 Go to Jamaica. Have some rum, man. 1013 01:12:46,772 --> 01:12:47,898 Dig it. 1014 01:12:47,973 --> 01:12:50,134 Iree, iree, man. 1015 01:12:52,711 --> 01:12:54,645 Oh, shit. 1016 01:12:57,216 --> 01:13:00,151 You know, when I'm dead and buried, 1017 01:13:00,219 --> 01:13:03,154 all I'll have to prove I was here 1018 01:13:03,222 --> 01:13:05,156 was some shower curtain rings 1019 01:13:05,224 --> 01:13:06,657 that didn't fall down. 1020 01:13:06,725 --> 01:13:08,283 Great legacy, huh? 1021 01:13:08,360 --> 01:13:10,157 At the very least, 1022 01:13:10,229 --> 01:13:12,163 at the absolute minimum, 1023 01:13:12,231 --> 01:13:14,791 you've got a woman you love 1024 01:13:14,867 --> 01:13:17,392 to grow old with, right? 1025 01:13:17,469 --> 01:13:20,131 You love her, don't you? 1026 01:13:25,244 --> 01:13:28,179 Love is not a big enough word. 1027 01:13:28,247 --> 01:13:30,681 It's not a big enough word 1028 01:13:30,749 --> 01:13:33,809 for how I feel about my wife. 1029 01:13:33,886 --> 01:13:35,376 To the wives. 1030 01:13:35,454 --> 01:13:36,716 To the wives. 1031 01:13:43,262 --> 01:13:44,889 Wow. 1032 01:13:46,265 --> 01:13:49,632 Well, let me just close this conversation 1033 01:13:49,701 --> 01:13:52,636 by saying you are one unique individual. 1034 01:13:54,706 --> 01:13:56,139 What is unique? 1035 01:13:56,208 --> 01:13:58,642 Uh... latin for asshole? 1036 01:13:58,710 --> 01:14:01,645 Grab those. I'm going to kick them off. 1037 01:14:04,082 --> 01:14:08,143 As much trouble as I've had on this little journey, 1038 01:14:08,220 --> 01:14:11,656 I'm sure one day I'll look back and laugh. 1039 01:14:11,723 --> 01:14:13,122 You think so? 1040 01:14:13,191 --> 01:14:15,659 Oh, I'm laughing already. 1041 01:14:15,727 --> 01:14:16,659 Oh, God. 1042 01:14:16,728 --> 01:14:19,288 Oh, when that car blew up. 1043 01:14:19,364 --> 01:14:21,662 Was that seat hot or what? 1044 01:14:21,733 --> 01:14:24,896 I feel like a big whopper. 1045 01:14:24,970 --> 01:14:27,666 Turn me over. I'm done on this side. 1046 01:14:27,739 --> 01:14:30,674 I'm afraid to look at my ass. 1047 01:14:30,742 --> 01:14:34,678 I'm going to have those griddle marks on my ass. 1048 01:14:37,916 --> 01:14:40,180 Ha ha ha. Potato chips. 1049 01:14:42,254 --> 01:14:43,687 They're everywhere! 1050 01:14:43,755 --> 01:14:45,689 Aah! 1051 01:14:45,757 --> 01:14:47,315 Ha ha ha! 1052 01:14:47,392 --> 01:14:49,360 This feels like summer camp. 1053 01:14:49,428 --> 01:14:53,455 Ha ha ha! Aah! 1054 01:15:05,277 --> 01:15:08,212 Now how the hell does this turn off? 1055 01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:09,212 Ow! 1056 01:15:11,783 --> 01:15:13,341 Aah! 1057 01:15:13,485 --> 01:15:14,713 You all set? 1058 01:15:14,786 --> 01:15:16,219 Just a minute. 1059 01:15:16,288 --> 01:15:18,222 Give it a good push. 1060 01:15:18,290 --> 01:15:19,222 All right. 1061 01:15:19,291 --> 01:15:20,223 All right. 1062 01:15:20,292 --> 01:15:21,725 Oh, geez. 1063 01:15:24,796 --> 01:15:27,230 Push! Put some oomph into it! 1064 01:15:27,299 --> 01:15:28,766 I am! I am! 1065 01:15:28,834 --> 01:15:30,358 Push, for Christ sake! 1066 01:15:31,603 --> 01:15:33,230 We have to rock it. 1067 01:15:33,305 --> 01:15:34,863 All right. OK. 1068 01:15:34,940 --> 01:15:37,807 Up and down. Here we go. Ready? 1069 01:15:37,876 --> 01:15:38,865 Yeah. 1070 01:15:38,944 --> 01:15:40,241 Here we go. 1071 01:15:40,312 --> 01:15:41,438 Reverse! 1072 01:15:49,621 --> 01:15:50,553 Aww! 1073 01:15:51,390 --> 01:15:52,584 Huh. 1074 01:15:57,896 --> 01:15:58,988 Get in! 1075 01:16:03,902 --> 01:16:05,062 Go! 1076 01:17:00,092 --> 01:17:01,320 Oh. 1077 01:17:03,895 --> 01:17:06,329 Oh, great. Great. A cop. 1078 01:17:06,398 --> 01:17:07,330 Watch it! 1079 01:17:07,399 --> 01:17:09,333 How fast are you going? 1080 01:17:09,401 --> 01:17:11,835 I can't tell. The speedometer's melted. 1081 01:17:11,903 --> 01:17:13,427 Pull over. 1082 01:17:13,505 --> 01:17:15,336 Top of the morning, officer. 1083 01:17:15,407 --> 01:17:16,339 Hi. 1084 01:17:16,408 --> 01:17:19,343 Is there something I can help you with? 1085 01:17:19,411 --> 01:17:21,345 What the hell you driving? 1086 01:17:21,413 --> 01:17:24,644 We had a small fire last night. 1087 01:17:24,716 --> 01:17:28,345 You have any idea how fast you were going? 1088 01:17:28,420 --> 01:17:29,853 Our speedometer's melted. 1089 01:17:29,921 --> 01:17:33,357 It's hard to say with any degree of accuracy 1090 01:17:33,425 --> 01:17:36,189 how fast we were going. 1091 01:17:36,261 --> 01:17:38,320 78 miles an hour. 1092 01:17:39,498 --> 01:17:40,931 78, huh? 1093 01:17:40,999 --> 01:17:43,934 Well, yeah. I can buy that. Sure. 1094 01:17:44,002 --> 01:17:45,936 You'd know better than us, 1095 01:17:46,004 --> 01:17:47,869 especially since our speedometer's melted. 1096 01:17:47,939 --> 01:17:51,375 You feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel? 1097 01:17:51,443 --> 01:17:52,876 Yes, I do. 1098 01:17:52,944 --> 01:17:54,377 It's not pretty, 1099 01:17:54,446 --> 01:17:58,007 but it will get you where you want to go. 1100 01:17:58,083 --> 01:17:59,880 You got no outside mirror. 1101 01:17:59,951 --> 01:18:01,009 It's lost. 1102 01:18:01,086 --> 01:18:02,883 You have no functioning gauges. 1103 01:18:02,954 --> 01:18:04,649 No, not a one. 1104 01:18:04,723 --> 01:18:06,884 However, the radio still works. 1105 01:18:06,958 --> 01:18:08,892 Funny as that may seem, 1106 01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:12,396 the radio's the only thing that's really working good. 1107 01:18:12,464 --> 01:18:13,897 Don't ask me how. 1108 01:18:16,001 --> 01:18:18,162 I can't let you go. 1109 01:18:18,236 --> 01:18:19,396 Can't what? 1110 01:18:19,471 --> 01:18:21,905 It's not fit for the road. 1111 01:18:21,973 --> 01:18:23,907 The vehicle will be impounded 1112 01:18:23,975 --> 01:18:26,409 until it's made safe for travel. 1113 01:18:26,478 --> 01:18:29,413 OK, officer, I admit I broke the law, 1114 01:18:29,481 --> 01:18:31,915 and for that I'm really sorry. 1115 01:18:31,983 --> 01:18:33,416 You got me there, 1116 01:18:33,485 --> 01:18:36,420 and I won't argue one iota, I swear. 1117 01:18:36,488 --> 01:18:37,455 However, um... 1118 01:18:37,522 --> 01:18:39,422 if you impound our car, 1119 01:18:39,491 --> 01:18:42,426 I'll be unable to get my friend home 1120 01:18:42,494 --> 01:18:43,961 for his Thanksgiving dinner. 1121 01:19:14,459 --> 01:19:17,053 Well, our ship has come in. 1122 01:19:22,701 --> 01:19:25,226 It's free and it's nonstop. 1123 01:19:25,303 --> 01:19:27,897 I said I'd get you home. 1124 01:19:27,973 --> 01:19:29,941 Just so the heater's working. 1125 01:19:30,008 --> 01:19:31,908 The driver's a little freaky 1126 01:19:31,977 --> 01:19:34,673 about people riding in his cab. 1127 01:19:34,746 --> 01:19:36,407 We can't sit there. 1128 01:19:36,481 --> 01:19:39,348 Then where are we supposed to ride? 1129 01:19:41,486 --> 01:19:42,919 Beats walking, huh? 1130 01:19:44,489 --> 01:19:47,424 You know, you're going to be in Chicago 1131 01:19:47,492 --> 01:19:50,359 in less than three hours, around there, 1132 01:19:50,428 --> 01:19:52,362 if we don't hit traffic, 1133 01:19:52,430 --> 01:19:55,866 and I don't think we should since it's Thanksgiving. 1134 01:19:56,935 --> 01:19:58,334 We're moving now. 1135 01:20:30,769 --> 01:20:32,396 You believe this? 1136 01:20:32,470 --> 01:20:35,405 It's been a hell of a trip. 1137 01:20:35,473 --> 01:20:36,405 Sure has. 1138 01:20:36,474 --> 01:20:39,409 But, uh, after all is said and done, 1139 01:20:39,477 --> 01:20:41,411 you did get me home. 1140 01:20:41,479 --> 01:20:44,710 Next time, let's go first class, all right? 1141 01:20:44,783 --> 01:20:47,718 God, I hope there isn't a next time. 1142 01:20:47,786 --> 01:20:48,718 I know. 1143 01:20:51,923 --> 01:20:53,356 This you? 1144 01:20:55,427 --> 01:20:56,359 Yeah. 1145 01:21:00,665 --> 01:21:02,599 It's been great meeting you. 1146 01:21:02,667 --> 01:21:05,602 I'm sorry if I caused you any trouble. 1147 01:21:05,670 --> 01:21:07,069 You got me home, 1148 01:21:07,138 --> 01:21:09,163 and, uh... a little late. 1149 01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:10,867 A couple days. 1150 01:21:10,942 --> 01:21:12,375 But, uh... 1151 01:21:12,444 --> 01:21:14,537 I'm a little wiser, too. 1152 01:21:14,612 --> 01:21:16,341 Me, too. 1153 01:21:17,449 --> 01:21:18,882 Happy holidays. 1154 01:21:18,950 --> 01:21:20,212 Same to you. 1155 01:21:22,320 --> 01:21:23,878 Happy Thanksgiving, Neal. 1156 01:21:23,955 --> 01:21:26,389 Give my love to the family. 1157 01:21:26,458 --> 01:21:28,517 Maybe I'll meet them someday. 1158 01:21:28,593 --> 01:21:30,891 Say hello to Marie for me. 1159 01:21:30,962 --> 01:21:32,259 Yeah. 1160 01:21:33,465 --> 01:21:35,399 So... OK. 1161 01:21:35,467 --> 01:21:37,765 And you have a happy Thanksgiving. 1162 01:21:37,836 --> 01:21:39,895 Hey, you know it. 1163 01:21:39,971 --> 01:21:41,632 So long. 1164 01:23:05,256 --> 01:23:07,850 I like... I like me. 1165 01:23:07,926 --> 01:23:09,450 My wife likes me. 1166 01:23:12,263 --> 01:23:15,357 At the very least, the absolute minimum, 1167 01:23:15,433 --> 01:23:17,867 you've got a woman you love 1168 01:23:17,936 --> 01:23:19,870 to grow old with, right? 1169 01:23:25,043 --> 01:23:27,534 I'm spending too much time away. 1170 01:23:27,612 --> 01:23:29,876 I haven't been home in years. 1171 01:23:29,948 --> 01:23:32,382 I haven't been home in years. 1172 01:23:32,450 --> 01:23:34,884 I haven't been home in years. 1173 01:23:57,108 --> 01:23:59,838 Del, what are you doing here? 1174 01:24:05,917 --> 01:24:08,351 You said you were going home. 1175 01:24:08,419 --> 01:24:10,410 What are you doing here? 1176 01:24:11,923 --> 01:24:13,356 I, uh... 1177 01:24:16,427 --> 01:24:18,292 I don't have a home. 1178 01:24:24,936 --> 01:24:27,370 Marie's been dead for eight years. 1179 01:25:03,474 --> 01:25:06,910 Boy, you are one lucky guy, Neal. 1180 01:25:06,978 --> 01:25:09,173 I know. 1181 01:25:09,247 --> 01:25:10,908 I won't stay long. 1182 01:25:10,982 --> 01:25:12,916 Maybe I'll just say hi, 1183 01:25:12,984 --> 01:25:14,918 then be on my way. 1184 01:25:14,986 --> 01:25:16,385 Just come on. 1185 01:25:34,505 --> 01:25:35,870 Hiya, kiddo. 1186 01:25:35,940 --> 01:25:37,407 Daddy! 1187 01:25:37,475 --> 01:25:39,443 Hey! Hey! 1188 01:25:39,510 --> 01:25:40,875 Neal's home! 1189 01:25:40,945 --> 01:25:43,607 Del Griffith, meet my father-in-law Walt, 1190 01:25:43,681 --> 01:25:45,444 my mother-in-law Peg, 1191 01:25:45,516 --> 01:25:48,383 my mother Joy, and my dad Martin. 1192 01:25:48,453 --> 01:25:49,385 Welcome, Del. 1193 01:25:49,454 --> 01:25:51,388 This little guy's Neal Jr., 1194 01:25:51,456 --> 01:25:52,889 my little gem Marti, 1195 01:25:52,957 --> 01:25:56,654 and somewhere around here is my baby boy Seth. 1196 01:26:08,973 --> 01:26:13,137 Honey, I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. 1197 01:26:17,982 --> 01:26:20,314 Hello, Mr. Griffith. 1198 01:26:21,486 --> 01:26:23,477 Hello, Mrs. Page. 1199 01:28:06,924 --> 01:28:08,448 You're messing with the wrong guy! 1200 01:28:15,066 --> 01:28:16,658 I can take anything. 1201 01:28:21,272 --> 01:28:22,204 Who's that? 1202 01:28:23,775 --> 01:28:25,208 You're no saint. 1203 01:28:25,276 --> 01:28:26,834 I never did introduce myself. 1204 01:28:26,911 --> 01:28:27,843 Del Griffith. 1205 01:28:28,813 --> 01:28:29,837 Del Griffith. 1206 01:28:29,914 --> 01:28:30,846 Del Griffith. 1207 01:28:31,916 --> 01:28:32,848 Del Griffith. 1208 01:28:32,917 --> 01:28:34,282 I can take anything. 1209 01:28:35,853 --> 01:28:39,914 Wow! Ha ha ha! 1210 01:28:39,991 --> 01:28:42,789 Ha ha ha! 1211 01:28:42,860 --> 01:28:44,418 I mean, that was close. 1212 01:28:46,397 --> 01:28:47,989 You're messing with the wrong guy! 1213 01:28:48,065 --> 01:28:49,396 We can laugh about it now. 1214 01:28:49,467 --> 01:28:52,994 We're all right. Ha ha ha! 1215 01:28:54,472 --> 01:28:57,236 Del Griffith. Del Griffith. D- D-D-Del... 1216 01:29:00,812 --> 01:29:01,744 Who's that? 1217 01:29:02,947 --> 01:29:03,971 You're no saint. 1218 01:29:08,386 --> 01:29:09,318 Del Griffith. 1219 01:29:09,387 --> 01:29:10,319 Who's that? 1220 01:29:12,523 --> 01:29:14,047 I can take anything. 1221 01:29:26,604 --> 01:29:27,901 We can laugh about it. 1222 01:29:30,908 --> 01:29:32,398 How can you stand it? 1223 01:29:35,379 --> 01:29:36,505 How can you stand it? 1224 01:29:38,082 --> 01:29:39,014 Del Griffith. 1225 01:29:44,021 --> 01:29:44,988 Who's that? 1226 01:29:50,628 --> 01:29:51,560 Wow! 1227 01:29:58,035 --> 01:29:59,400 How can you stand it? 1228 01:30:00,938 --> 01:30:01,996 Del Griffith. 1229 01:30:02,073 --> 01:30:03,370 How can you stand it? 1230 01:30:03,441 --> 01:30:05,705 Ha ha ha! 1231 01:30:05,776 --> 01:30:07,471 I mean, that was close. 1232 01:30:09,347 --> 01:30:10,905 You're messing with the wrong guy! 1233 01:30:10,982 --> 01:30:12,347 We can laugh about it now. 1234 01:30:12,416 --> 01:30:15,476 We're all right. Ha ha ha! 1235 01:30:17,522 --> 01:30:20,218 Del Griffith. Del Griffith. D- D-D-Del... 1236 01:30:23,728 --> 01:30:24,660 Who's that? 1237 01:30:26,130 --> 01:30:27,062 No saint. 1238 01:30:30,968 --> 01:30:31,900 Del Griffith. 1239 01:30:31,969 --> 01:30:32,901 Who's that? 1240 01:30:35,673 --> 01:30:37,163 I can take anything. 1241 01:32:08,933 --> 01:32:10,366 Here's two. 1242 01:32:20,945 --> 01:32:22,378 You're three. 1243 01:32:32,379 --> 01:32:36,379 Ripped by SkyFury