1 00:00:00,381 --> 00:00:03,601 And this is Project X, yo. 2 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:14,479 Hey, we want some pussy 3 00:00:19,233 --> 00:00:22,328 Hey, we want some pussy 4 00:00:22,486 --> 00:00:25,205 Birthday cake. Mm. 5 00:00:26,156 --> 00:00:28,909 - Dax, my dick is gonna get so wet tonight. - Excuse me. 6 00:00:29,076 --> 00:00:32,000 Shit. Um, Mrs. Kub, I thought you guys left already. 7 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:36,167 - So, what's getting wet tonight? - Uh... 8 00:00:36,333 --> 00:00:38,927 Nothing. I'm sorry about that, Mrs. Kub. 9 00:00:39,086 --> 00:00:41,839 - Who's your friend? - Don't worry about him. 10 00:00:42,006 --> 00:00:44,100 We're shooting this birthday movie for Thomas. 11 00:00:44,258 --> 00:00:46,602 Like this day-in-the-life type thing. No big deal. 12 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,888 He's still in the shower. 13 00:00:49,847 --> 00:00:51,224 See you later. 14 00:00:55,060 --> 00:00:57,313 Fuck me, that was close. 15 00:01:00,107 --> 00:01:01,279 Dax. 16 00:01:11,368 --> 00:01:12,870 Happy birthday, motherfucker! 17 00:01:13,037 --> 00:01:15,210 Whoa, shit! What the fuck, dude? 18 00:01:16,290 --> 00:01:18,543 What the fuck? - I'm jerking off to your mom. 19 00:01:18,709 --> 00:01:22,304 So, dude, it's your last day of being a loser. How does it feel? 20 00:01:22,463 --> 00:01:24,761 You're such a dick, Costa. 21 00:01:24,923 --> 00:01:26,675 Shit never gets old. 22 00:01:28,552 --> 00:01:30,520 Wait for another day 23 00:01:30,679 --> 00:01:33,273 What's up, Dax? How'd they rope you into this? 24 00:01:33,432 --> 00:01:35,309 He's one of J.B.'s guys from Gay-V Club. 25 00:01:35,476 --> 00:01:38,070 He's a fucking weirdo, I know, but he's a solid shooter. 26 00:01:38,228 --> 00:01:40,856 And he's gonna make us look pimp, and you fucking better. 27 00:01:42,024 --> 00:01:43,276 Thomas, get down here! 28 00:01:43,442 --> 00:01:45,285 Oh, shit. Let's go. 29 00:01:47,655 --> 00:01:49,578 You said your parents would be gone by 7. 30 00:01:49,740 --> 00:01:51,617 I don't wanna go talk to your fucking dad. 31 00:01:56,205 --> 00:01:59,880 No food in the living room. Your mother will kill me and I'll have to kill you. 32 00:02:00,042 --> 00:02:02,136 - Here's 40 bucks for pizza, okay? - Oh, cool. 33 00:02:02,294 --> 00:02:05,173 You guys can have that. Knock yourself out. 34 00:02:05,339 --> 00:02:07,262 Back door or turn the alarm system off. 35 00:02:07,424 --> 00:02:10,928 And look, Thomas, I'm not an idiot. I know you're gonna have friends over. 36 00:02:11,095 --> 00:02:13,974 - Dad, what do you think is gonna happen? - Mr. Kub, honestly, we have no... 37 00:02:14,139 --> 00:02:16,358 Mm-mm. I'm sorry. Who are you? 38 00:02:16,517 --> 00:02:17,814 - This is Dax. - What is this? 39 00:02:17,976 --> 00:02:21,071 He's shooting a movie for my birthday, you know, a little present. 40 00:02:21,230 --> 00:02:24,279 - Didn't know you had Goth friends. - He's just a friend from school. 41 00:02:24,441 --> 00:02:25,863 Four or five friends, tops. 42 00:02:26,026 --> 00:02:28,825 I'm just asking that you please respect my house, okay? 43 00:02:28,987 --> 00:02:30,455 All right, fine. 44 00:02:30,906 --> 00:02:32,874 So leave the gate open for the gardener. 45 00:02:33,033 --> 00:02:36,128 And I know I don't need to tell you, but my car is off limits. 46 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:38,288 - Yeah, Dad, I know. - Good. Okay. 47 00:02:38,455 --> 00:02:40,799 The pool heater, don't touch it. 48 00:02:40,958 --> 00:02:43,677 And also, guys, do not go in my office, right? 49 00:02:43,836 --> 00:02:47,636 I have three projects I'm working on. I don't want anybody in there, clear? 50 00:02:47,798 --> 00:02:50,142 - Get out, out, out. - Dad... 51 00:02:50,801 --> 00:02:53,020 Nothing goes in here, right? 52 00:02:53,303 --> 00:02:56,853 Where's your mom? I'm gonna get the bags. 53 00:02:58,934 --> 00:03:00,652 What's going on? What's the matter? 54 00:03:00,811 --> 00:03:02,484 - I'm just worried. - About what? 55 00:03:02,646 --> 00:03:05,195 I don't know. Thomas, leaving him alone all weekend. 56 00:03:05,357 --> 00:03:08,952 Oh, please, stop it. Come on, honey. He's 17 years old. 57 00:03:09,111 --> 00:03:10,488 That's what I'm worried about. 58 00:03:11,697 --> 00:03:13,791 Let's be realistic here, okay? 59 00:03:13,949 --> 00:03:17,169 This is Thomas we're talking about. He's not exactly Mr. Popular. 60 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:21,082 - What is that supposed to mean? - I'm just saying that he's not that type of kid. 61 00:03:21,248 --> 00:03:25,344 He's got a couple of friends. They're gonna hang out, but they're not gonna do anything. 62 00:03:25,502 --> 00:03:27,721 He's a sweet kid, but... 63 00:03:28,839 --> 00:03:30,841 he's a loser. 64 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:35,812 Happy birthday to you 65 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:39,349 Happy birthday, Thomas. - Whoo! Yay! 66 00:03:39,516 --> 00:03:40,859 All right, honey, car is here. 67 00:03:41,018 --> 00:03:42,611 - Boys, gotta get to school. - Cool. 68 00:03:42,770 --> 00:03:45,273 Hold on. We gotta give Thomas his birthday present. 69 00:03:45,439 --> 00:03:48,192 How cool is it that Thomas was born on your anniversary? 70 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:50,736 What a great anniversary gift, a baby. 71 00:03:50,903 --> 00:03:53,031 - Happy birthday, sweetie. - Ahh. 72 00:03:53,197 --> 00:03:55,165 - Mom's minivan? Nice. - Yeah. 73 00:03:55,324 --> 00:03:57,543 It's just for school and back. That's it, right? 74 00:03:57,701 --> 00:04:00,375 - Yes. Thank you so much. - Cool, right? You have a car now. 75 00:04:00,537 --> 00:04:02,130 I know. - Okay. 76 00:04:02,289 --> 00:04:05,919 And, Milo, you take good care of Thomas, okay? Momma's gonna miss you. 77 00:04:06,084 --> 00:04:08,303 - Okay, bye. - All right, see you guys. 78 00:04:08,462 --> 00:04:10,715 Every one of my phone calls gets answered, right? 79 00:04:10,881 --> 00:04:12,679 - Yeah, I know. - Every one. Okay. 80 00:04:12,841 --> 00:04:14,388 - All right, have fun. - Bye. 81 00:04:14,551 --> 00:04:16,849 Happy anniversary. 82 00:04:17,930 --> 00:04:19,557 Get off me, you little faggot dog. 83 00:04:19,723 --> 00:04:21,225 - Yeah! - It's on, motherfuckers! 84 00:04:21,391 --> 00:04:24,861 - Whoo! - Dude, chill out. Goddamn. 85 00:04:25,562 --> 00:04:29,112 It was really cool of your mom and dad to clean it out and wash it for you. 86 00:04:29,274 --> 00:04:32,073 It's a free car. I'm not about to complain about a free car. 87 00:04:32,236 --> 00:04:35,831 It's not even a car. It's a fucking minivan. We can't even roll in this. 88 00:04:35,989 --> 00:04:39,289 Dude, too bad your dad didn't give you the Benz. That'd have been sick. 89 00:04:39,451 --> 00:04:42,796 You know what, you're right, Costa. Let's just take your car. 90 00:04:42,955 --> 00:04:46,425 - Oh, you don't have one. - Good fucking joke, good fucking joke. 91 00:04:47,084 --> 00:04:48,961 So, dog, you ready for tonight? 92 00:04:49,127 --> 00:04:53,223 I actually wanna talk to you about that, you know, before we jump into it. 93 00:04:53,382 --> 00:04:55,805 - I knew it. You're bitching out. - What? 94 00:04:57,052 --> 00:04:58,599 What? Dude, I'm not bitching out. 95 00:04:58,762 --> 00:05:01,311 Thomas is bitching out like the little bitch that he is. 96 00:05:01,473 --> 00:05:04,602 Fuck you. - Oh, my God. 97 00:05:06,728 --> 00:05:09,356 - Oh, shit. - We need this party. You need this party. 98 00:05:09,523 --> 00:05:12,493 I'm just nervous. What if nobody shows up? What if it sucks? 99 00:05:12,651 --> 00:05:15,951 That's not an option. People will show up. 100 00:05:16,113 --> 00:05:18,582 Look at J.B. He's like a little fat Rain Man, texting away. 101 00:05:19,950 --> 00:05:22,954 Dude, stop. You're telling me he doesn't need this? 102 00:05:28,292 --> 00:05:31,387 Holy shit, dude. Your parents gave you the minivan? That's awesome! 103 00:05:31,545 --> 00:05:34,139 - Yeah. - Hey, Costa. Hey, Dax. 104 00:05:35,465 --> 00:05:38,765 That isn't happening. That's not real. 105 00:05:38,927 --> 00:05:41,021 - Uh, excuse me... - Sorry. 106 00:05:41,179 --> 00:05:43,477 Hey, can I get to my locker right there? 107 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,734 Dude, why are you staring at my dick? 108 00:05:47,269 --> 00:05:49,363 I wasn't. My locker's there. Can I get to it? 109 00:05:49,521 --> 00:05:53,992 - Whatever, you fucking weirdo. - Dude, just let it go. Just come on. 110 00:05:56,320 --> 00:06:00,041 - Hey, that's a sweet minivan, soccer mom. - See? See what I told you? 111 00:06:01,617 --> 00:06:03,870 Is it true what I heard about you at Zam's party? 112 00:06:04,036 --> 00:06:05,504 You got a blowjob from his mom? 113 00:06:05,662 --> 00:06:08,336 That party was so sick. Everyone got laid. 114 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:10,341 Wheelchair Robert even got a handjob. 115 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,173 Nice. - Are you kidding me? 116 00:06:12,336 --> 00:06:14,680 Why the fuck weren't we at that party, man? 117 00:06:14,838 --> 00:06:16,636 So we missed a party, dude. Big deal. 118 00:06:16,798 --> 00:06:19,096 It is a big deal. We miss every party. 119 00:06:19,259 --> 00:06:22,638 I mean, did you hear that guy? Wheelchair Robert got beat off. 120 00:06:22,804 --> 00:06:26,183 I wanna show you something. See this? Check this out. 121 00:06:26,350 --> 00:06:29,194 That's Stasia. Gorgeous, right? That's my girl back in Queens. 122 00:06:29,353 --> 00:06:32,527 We could be crushing this kind of ass, but we need a game changer. 123 00:06:32,689 --> 00:06:34,737 I mean, no one even knows who we are. 124 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:37,995 If we want to be bigtime players, we need to make a bigtime play. 125 00:06:38,487 --> 00:06:39,704 You feel me? 126 00:06:39,863 --> 00:06:42,366 J.B., what the fuck, man? Why do you have a boner? 127 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:45,206 - I don't, it's just my underwear sitting funny. - Cover up. 128 00:06:45,369 --> 00:06:47,042 That's absolutely disgusting. 129 00:06:47,204 --> 00:06:50,083 It's easy to talk shit when the party's not even at your house. 130 00:06:50,248 --> 00:06:55,345 Dude, please don't back out. This party is gonna change everything for us. 131 00:06:55,504 --> 00:06:58,474 Okay. Well, I mean, I'm the one taking the whole risk. 132 00:06:58,632 --> 00:07:00,384 All you do is show up and drink. 133 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:02,848 You think we'd ditch you if something went wrong? 134 00:07:03,011 --> 00:07:05,013 - I'm fucking offended, man. - Yeah, me too. 135 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:07,433 The idea behind tonight is to get these bitches... 136 00:07:07,599 --> 00:07:09,567 to recognize us as large-scale ballers. 137 00:07:09,726 --> 00:07:12,900 Back in Queens, I had hoes blowing me on the reg. 138 00:07:13,063 --> 00:07:17,068 - I started hanging out with you two. Zero! - I just don't really see the point any more. 139 00:07:17,234 --> 00:07:20,659 How do you not see the point? There's the point. There's the point. 140 00:07:20,821 --> 00:07:21,868 Okay. 141 00:07:22,030 --> 00:07:24,158 There's two more fucking points right there! It's all around you. 142 00:07:24,324 --> 00:07:25,371 Dude, I get it. 143 00:07:25,784 --> 00:07:29,334 If you fuck this up, I will stab you. I'm not kidding. 144 00:07:29,496 --> 00:07:31,749 - Okay, no more than 20 people. - Twenty people? 145 00:07:31,915 --> 00:07:33,758 - All right, 30 people. - Thirty people? 146 00:07:33,917 --> 00:07:38,263 - To make sure my house doesn't get fucked. J.B.: Thirty people won't change anything for us. 147 00:07:38,422 --> 00:07:41,141 All right, look, okay, 50 people, absolute max. 148 00:07:41,299 --> 00:07:44,599 Fine, 50 people, absolute max. 149 00:07:44,761 --> 00:07:46,934 You know, just big enough to be cool. 150 00:07:47,848 --> 00:07:52,570 Sand, an adversary in many ways more dangerous than those carrying weapons. 151 00:07:56,523 --> 00:07:59,026 Mass marketing, handled. 152 00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:14,504 - Shh. - Yeah, of course, Jack. Anything. 153 00:08:14,666 --> 00:08:16,885 And if you guys get there before we get there... 154 00:08:17,044 --> 00:08:19,297 you can just get in the backyard and set up... 155 00:08:19,463 --> 00:08:24,310 - ... and do what you gotta do. - Dax, Dax. Go film over the top. 156 00:08:24,468 --> 00:08:27,062 Okay. Really, we appreciate that. 157 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:30,144 Oh, uh... I have to call you back, sir. I'm sorry. 158 00:08:30,307 --> 00:08:32,480 What are you doing? Get the fuck out of here! 159 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:36,067 What the fuck are you doing? - Guys. Hey, guys, what the fuck? 160 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:39,820 Are you fucking with me right now? 161 00:08:39,983 --> 00:08:42,281 Look. That was a business call for your party. 162 00:08:42,444 --> 00:08:44,412 Who takes a shit and makes a business call? 163 00:08:44,571 --> 00:08:46,699 - Are you kidding? - Now you can shit in peace. 164 00:08:46,865 --> 00:08:49,835 Come on, dude. I can't see a thing. It's dark as fuck in here. 165 00:08:53,830 --> 00:08:55,503 Dax, come on. Let's get closer. 166 00:08:55,707 --> 00:08:58,677 - Heh, heh. - It should be pretty cool, I think. 167 00:08:58,835 --> 00:09:00,303 Basically chill. 168 00:09:00,462 --> 00:09:02,135 I'm letting Costa plan most of it. 169 00:09:02,297 --> 00:09:05,676 Oh, that sounds like a really brilliant idea. 170 00:09:05,842 --> 00:09:09,688 No, he's doing a good job. He's getting, like, a bunch of booze and then... 171 00:09:09,846 --> 00:09:11,644 I think, like, a DJ. 172 00:09:11,807 --> 00:09:14,651 - A DJ. Super chill. - Ha. 173 00:09:14,851 --> 00:09:18,572 Guess what Mama Kub and Papa Kub got for... 174 00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:21,904 - Baby Kub? - ... Baby Kub for his birthday. 175 00:09:22,067 --> 00:09:24,069 - What? - The Kub Mobile. 176 00:09:24,236 --> 00:09:26,534 - They gave you the minivan? - For my birthday, yes. 177 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,539 Your parents give the worst gifts ever. 178 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,371 - Where's your present? - You serious? 179 00:09:30,534 --> 00:09:32,707 You haven't gotten me a present in 10 years. 180 00:09:32,869 --> 00:09:34,291 So? 181 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:39,676 But since I am a better friend than you, I did get you something. 182 00:09:39,835 --> 00:09:42,463 - Oh. - I'll bring it tonight. Hey, I have to go run. 183 00:09:42,629 --> 00:09:44,973 - Happy birthday, loser. - Ow. 184 00:09:46,550 --> 00:09:47,893 - Don't trip. - Ow! 185 00:09:48,051 --> 00:09:50,725 - Oh, shit! - I'm okay! Heh. 186 00:09:50,887 --> 00:09:53,561 - Thomas, suck my cock. - What? 187 00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:57,273 - "Mama Kub and Papa Kub"? Jesus. - Yeah, those are my parents, asshole. 188 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:00,776 Damn, she's so fucking hot, dude. 189 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:04,826 - Think she'll come tonight?I'm not inviting her. You do this one. 190 00:10:04,985 --> 00:10:08,615 Alexis won't come. She fucks college dudes. 191 00:10:13,702 --> 00:10:17,127 "Lamel"? What? I don't know any Lamel. 192 00:10:17,289 --> 00:10:18,461 No, he's cool. 193 00:10:18,623 --> 00:10:21,593 Guys, the last thing I want in my house is a bunch of randoms. 194 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:24,595 Wrong. Last thing you want is nobody at your fucking house. 195 00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:28,679 The more word gets around, the more likely these chicks will show up at our party. 196 00:10:30,093 --> 00:10:32,812 Watch and learn how Captain Big Dick does it. 197 00:10:35,724 --> 00:10:38,398 Hey, girls. Just remember, wear something tight. 198 00:10:40,896 --> 00:10:43,945 What's up, sisters? Thomas Kub's house, 8:00. 199 00:10:44,107 --> 00:10:46,235 Come get a piece of this white chocolate. 200 00:10:46,401 --> 00:10:49,075 Are you gonna be going to Thomas's birthday party tonight? 201 00:10:49,237 --> 00:10:51,365 - Thomas? Who's that? - Who's Thomas? 202 00:10:55,118 --> 00:10:58,088 That thing that dick in the sweater vest was telling us about? 203 00:10:58,246 --> 00:11:00,089 What's up, baby? Eight o'clock. 204 00:11:04,294 --> 00:11:06,217 What are your expectations for the party? 205 00:11:06,379 --> 00:11:09,132 Get high, fuck bitches, you already know. 206 00:11:09,299 --> 00:11:12,428 - I think we'll come. Can we bring people? - Can I bring people? 207 00:11:12,594 --> 00:11:14,722 Thomas Kub's house, 8:00. 208 00:11:21,686 --> 00:11:23,404 Oh, shit! 209 00:11:24,231 --> 00:11:25,278 Ahh! 210 00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:30,492 What we are witnessing is truly a breathtaking moment... 211 00:11:30,654 --> 00:11:32,656 in the life of young Thomas. 212 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:37,703 The helpless fetus is growing a tiny, tiny penis... 213 00:11:38,078 --> 00:11:43,255 a penis he may someday insert into this female's vagina... 214 00:11:43,541 --> 00:11:49,173 should he survive his first encounter without her eating him. 215 00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,854 Paper towels. Get long. 216 00:12:05,522 --> 00:12:07,024 Don't! - Dude, get a ton. 217 00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:10,569 Oh, shit. Extra-large condoms. I'm not paying for that shit. 218 00:12:12,445 --> 00:12:14,539 Attention, valued shoppers. 219 00:12:14,698 --> 00:12:15,745 Oh, my God. 220 00:12:15,907 --> 00:12:19,377 Join us for an evening of balls-deep entertainment at Thomas Kub's house. 221 00:12:19,536 --> 00:12:21,038 Dude, stop. 222 00:12:24,207 --> 00:12:28,303 Hey, little buddy. Want something to drink? Hey. 223 00:12:28,461 --> 00:12:31,681 He's gonna catch him and he's gonna get his ass kicked. 224 00:12:36,052 --> 00:12:38,180 - You guys, we good on OJ? - Sunny D, dude. 225 00:12:38,346 --> 00:12:40,644 Grab it. Throw it in. I love... 226 00:12:40,807 --> 00:12:42,184 How are we doing on eggs? 227 00:12:44,144 --> 00:12:46,567 Holy shit, dude. It's Miles Teller. 228 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:50,741 - Dude, it is. That's him. Holy shit. - He's so badass. 229 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:53,244 Yeah, my boy's starting at second base for USC. 230 00:12:53,403 --> 00:12:55,906 He got sent to detention once and banged the teacher. 231 00:12:56,072 --> 00:12:58,074 Mi-Tell, what's cracking, bro? 232 00:12:58,241 --> 00:13:00,835 - We go to North Pass. - Yeah, dude, big fans. 233 00:13:00,994 --> 00:13:03,668 Huge fans. - Cool. Awesome. 234 00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:05,753 Look, we're making a movie. 235 00:13:06,541 --> 00:13:09,340 - Invite him, man. Come on. - All right. Okay. Um... 236 00:13:09,502 --> 00:13:14,724 We're having a soirée at my place tonight. If you wanna swing by, it should be... 237 00:13:14,883 --> 00:13:17,102 My boy is underselling this like a motherfucker. 238 00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:19,604 This shit's gonna be legit. You should swing by. 239 00:13:19,763 --> 00:13:23,233 Yeah, I can't. I actually got other plans tonight, so I might not make it. 240 00:13:23,391 --> 00:13:27,396 Dude, think about it. It's on Dickens Street. We'd love to have you. 241 00:13:27,562 --> 00:13:29,439 - Uh, Dickens Street? - Yeah. 242 00:13:29,606 --> 00:13:31,483 That's your party? You're throwing that? 243 00:13:31,649 --> 00:13:33,947 That's where I'm going. Heard it's gonna be crazy. 244 00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:36,863 That's my party. I'm Thomas Kub. It's my birthday today. 245 00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:39,624 Yeah, I heard it's gonna be unlimited high-school pussy. 246 00:13:39,783 --> 00:13:42,081 Dude, high-school pussy for days. 247 00:13:42,243 --> 00:13:45,122 What? Mind your own business, lady. 248 00:13:45,288 --> 00:13:47,336 How you guys doing on liquor? You got liquor? 249 00:13:47,499 --> 00:13:48,546 Uh... 250 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:51,962 Don't even worry about it, man. I'll bring it, call my boys up. 251 00:13:52,128 --> 00:13:54,631 - Don't want you to sweat anything. - Thank you so much. 252 00:13:54,798 --> 00:13:57,267 Hey, it's your day. Cool. See you guys tonight, then. 253 00:13:57,425 --> 00:13:59,268 All right, cool. - Dickens Street. 254 00:13:59,427 --> 00:14:02,306 - Teller, bring your mitt. We'll play catch.No. 255 00:14:02,472 --> 00:14:04,474 - Fuck. - "Bring your mitt"? The fuck? 256 00:14:04,641 --> 00:14:06,643 Nothing like black pussy on my dick 257 00:14:06,810 --> 00:14:08,562 Word to the motherfucking DJ Quik 258 00:14:08,728 --> 00:14:11,151 Okay, here's what I want. 259 00:14:11,689 --> 00:14:14,363 Party's limited to the backyard, okay? 260 00:14:14,526 --> 00:14:17,450 The house'll be locked and the alarm'll be set. 261 00:14:18,154 --> 00:14:20,373 - No one is going inside, all right? - Stop. 262 00:14:20,532 --> 00:14:22,660 - Throw down in the bushes? - I don't care. 263 00:14:22,826 --> 00:14:26,000 If I don't fuck a girl with big tits tonight, I'm drowning myself. 264 00:14:26,162 --> 00:14:29,257 Don't care if she's 300 pounds. I have to fuck a girl with big tits. 265 00:14:29,416 --> 00:14:31,339 - Oh, my God. - Feel my drift, J.B.? 266 00:14:31,501 --> 00:14:32,593 Sure do. 267 00:14:32,752 --> 00:14:37,178 I mean, I'd love to get some oral or, you know, at least do some finger-banging. 268 00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:40,139 What? Finger-banging? Can you please elaborate? 269 00:14:40,343 --> 00:14:43,347 You take your first finger, your thumb and your middle finger. 270 00:14:43,596 --> 00:14:45,473 Make a "come here" motion. "Come here." 271 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,189 This is called "machine guns" or "friendly scissors." 272 00:14:48,351 --> 00:14:50,820 The "circle of pleasure." The "itsy-bitsy spider." 273 00:14:50,979 --> 00:14:52,947 Tapping and circling. Tap, tap, tap. 274 00:14:53,106 --> 00:14:55,359 Keep telling her how pretty she is the whole time. 275 00:14:55,525 --> 00:14:57,027 Shut the fuck up! 276 00:14:57,193 --> 00:14:59,662 - Your loss, man. It's good knowledge. - Oh, my God. 277 00:14:59,821 --> 00:15:02,995 - Straight up here, then take a right again. - All right, listen. 278 00:15:03,158 --> 00:15:06,958 The three of us will have full access to the house for sex and finger-banging. 279 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,339 - Yes. - But no one else, okay? 280 00:15:09,497 --> 00:15:11,499 Of course, bro, we got your back. 281 00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:13,043 - Hey, take a right. - Here? 282 00:15:13,209 --> 00:15:15,883 - You're gonna want to lock your doors. - Are you serious? 283 00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:18,719 - Yes, I'm serious. - Where the fuck are we going? 284 00:15:18,882 --> 00:15:21,806 T-Rick's. Gotta score some of that chronic shit. 285 00:15:21,968 --> 00:15:24,471 - Are you sure this guy's cool? T-Rick's the coolest. 286 00:15:24,637 --> 00:15:27,857 He's ex-military. Wait till you see his gun collection. Fucking insane. 287 00:15:28,016 --> 00:15:29,359 This place is ghetto as fuck. 288 00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:32,862 Why do we have to come all the way here? We can't just get it at school? 289 00:15:33,021 --> 00:15:35,820 Where do you think the school gets it? This is wholesale. 290 00:15:35,982 --> 00:15:38,451 You are literally retarded. 291 00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:40,829 Ah, shut the fuck up. 292 00:15:41,237 --> 00:15:43,205 Ah! Fuck. 293 00:15:43,364 --> 00:15:44,957 T-Rick, open up. 294 00:15:48,328 --> 00:15:50,672 - Hey, hey, hey. - Hey, what's up, bro? 295 00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:53,583 - I haven't seen you in a minute, Costa. - Yeah. 296 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:56,424 - Nice to see you. - How are you doing? Everything copacetic? 297 00:15:56,586 --> 00:15:59,180 Everything's great. You upgraded the dish. Looks great. 298 00:15:59,339 --> 00:16:01,307 Yeah, I fucking did, upscaled it. 299 00:16:01,466 --> 00:16:03,139 - Upscaled it. I fucking did. - Yeah. 300 00:16:03,301 --> 00:16:05,269 - These are my boys, J.B. and Thomas. - Hi. 301 00:16:05,428 --> 00:16:08,056 All right, yeah, yeah. Come on in, come on in. 302 00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:17,357 Oh, yeah, that was a 12-millimeter semi-automatic Mossberg Maverick. 303 00:16:17,524 --> 00:16:20,949 - I'd love to go to the range with you. - Yeah, that's a good idea. 304 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:24,364 Going on the range, get it all out of your system. 305 00:16:24,948 --> 00:16:26,916 Pretend you're killing cops, if you want. 306 00:16:27,075 --> 00:16:28,998 You're beautiful 307 00:16:29,827 --> 00:16:32,956 You're beautiful, it's true 308 00:16:34,832 --> 00:16:37,210 I saw your face 309 00:16:37,877 --> 00:16:39,879 In a crowded place 310 00:16:40,046 --> 00:16:43,300 All right, well, I'll get your stuff. Here, stoke up the fires, buddy. 311 00:16:43,466 --> 00:16:45,343 Oh, man, you the man. Fuck, yeah, T-Rick. 312 00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:47,433 Yeah, kick ass with that. 313 00:16:48,179 --> 00:16:49,772 Hey. Can we get going? 314 00:16:51,849 --> 00:16:54,728 Costa, come sit down, dude. He's about to fucking... 315 00:16:54,894 --> 00:16:57,864 - Check it out. - What are you doing? 316 00:16:58,022 --> 00:16:59,490 Fucking stop. 317 00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:02,819 That's technically a homosexual act. 318 00:17:04,362 --> 00:17:06,364 I'm coming on Santa Claus's face. 319 00:17:06,531 --> 00:17:08,283 Costa, he's coming back. 320 00:17:08,449 --> 00:17:10,827 - Dax, take it, take it. - What the fuck are you doing? 321 00:17:10,994 --> 00:17:13,668 - Dude, are you stealing it? - No, we're just borrowing it. 322 00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:16,128 We need a fucking mascot for the party. 323 00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:19,344 Jesus Christ. 324 00:17:19,502 --> 00:17:21,049 Here you go. 325 00:17:21,212 --> 00:17:23,556 Let's do this, I gotta be at the dojo by 5. 326 00:17:23,715 --> 00:17:25,137 - Absolutely. - Cool. 327 00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:30,389 See, I told you guys, T-Rick's just a sweetheart. Mm. 328 00:17:31,764 --> 00:17:32,981 Smell it, J.B. 329 00:17:33,141 --> 00:17:35,985 - You little fucking cocksuckers! - Oh, fuck! 330 00:17:36,144 --> 00:17:38,238 - Give me back my fucking gnome! - Fuck! 331 00:17:38,396 --> 00:17:41,195 Give him the gnome back. Give him the fucking gnome back. 332 00:17:41,357 --> 00:17:43,405 - No, fuck that! Just go. - Get out of here! 333 00:17:43,568 --> 00:17:45,616 - Oh, shit! - Oh, fuck! 334 00:17:46,696 --> 00:17:50,041 Holy shit, Thomas, he's fucking wild! He's a fucking crazy man! 335 00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:52,622 Holy shit! He's gone! He fell off! 336 00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:57,628 - Holy shit, man! - Holy shit! 337 00:18:01,085 --> 00:18:02,553 Shit, shit, shit! 338 00:18:02,712 --> 00:18:06,137 That's my boy Tom! That was some serious fucking shit right there! 339 00:18:06,299 --> 00:18:07,721 What in the fucking world? 340 00:18:07,884 --> 00:18:10,478 Fuck. Shit. 341 00:18:10,637 --> 00:18:12,935 - Oh, my God. - Shit. 342 00:18:13,264 --> 00:18:16,234 God, dude, he fucking cracked my windshield. 343 00:18:16,392 --> 00:18:20,568 Fuck it, my cousin owns a body shop. He can fix it, no problem, man. 344 00:18:21,064 --> 00:18:22,941 The kung fu no good here. 345 00:18:23,107 --> 00:18:25,951 Oh, fuck! Holy shit! - Give me back my gnome! 346 00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:29,865 Holy shit! Guy's like the fucking Terminator! Jesus! 347 00:18:30,031 --> 00:18:33,661 - No, he was super pissed though. - Dude scares the shit out of me. 348 00:18:34,869 --> 00:18:36,246 Hey, boss. 349 00:18:36,412 --> 00:18:37,789 What the fuck? 350 00:18:37,955 --> 00:18:40,754 There he is. This is Everett and his boy Tyler. 351 00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:42,760 They're running security for the night. 352 00:18:42,919 --> 00:18:45,422 Are you serious? Are those nunchucks? 353 00:18:45,588 --> 00:18:46,760 - Yeah. - Oh, shit. 354 00:18:46,923 --> 00:18:49,017 Look like ninjas. - Ninjas are fucking pussies! 355 00:18:49,175 --> 00:18:50,597 I love this kid. - You know it. 356 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,933 With these two, we got nothing to worry about. 357 00:18:53,096 --> 00:18:54,939 - We're outside the Kub house. - Hey. 358 00:18:55,098 --> 00:18:57,100 - We have bogeys. - What up, Costa? 359 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,643 Do I know you guys? 360 00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:01,108 We heard about your shindig tonight. We want in. 361 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,362 You freshmen? - Yeah. 362 00:19:02,522 --> 00:19:05,116 Get the fuck out of here, man. - Come on, dude. 363 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:08,494 Are you still talking? Get the fuck out of here. 364 00:19:08,903 --> 00:19:09,950 Dick! 365 00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:15,243 J.B., drop those bags. We got work to do. 366 00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:23,043 Hi. Good evening, Mrs. Stillson. My name's Oliver. 367 00:19:23,209 --> 00:19:24,756 This is my friend Jonathan. 368 00:19:24,919 --> 00:19:27,388 - And we're both friends of Thomas Kub's. - Oh. 369 00:19:27,547 --> 00:19:30,141 Yeah, we're hosting a little birthday party for Thomas. 370 00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:32,973 And we wanted to give you the courtesy of informing you... 371 00:19:33,136 --> 00:19:35,810 that there'd possibly be a bit of party-related noise. 372 00:19:35,972 --> 00:19:39,192 I wanted to give you my number in case you had problems or concerns. 373 00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:42,320 You're a very beautiful woman. Call me anytime you want. 374 00:19:42,478 --> 00:19:45,573 - Thank you. That's very sweet of you. - I mean that when I say that. 375 00:19:45,732 --> 00:19:46,949 You are very beautiful. 376 00:19:47,108 --> 00:19:49,156 a little party for Thomas. He lives there. 377 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:50,615 Am I invited? 378 00:19:50,778 --> 00:19:52,997 - Yeah, dude, fine. Yeah, you can come by. - Nice. 379 00:19:53,156 --> 00:19:55,534 Thank you very much. Have a good time at your party. 380 00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:58,294 Thank you, I appreciate this. Come by anytime you want. 381 00:19:58,453 --> 00:20:00,126 - All right, see you. - All right. 382 00:20:00,288 --> 00:20:01,756 - Bye, baby. - See you guys. 383 00:20:19,056 --> 00:20:23,687 Hi, uh, my name's J.B. I'm a friend of Thomas Kub, your neighbor across the street. 384 00:20:23,853 --> 00:20:26,527 I just wanted to let you know that we're gonna be having a party... 385 00:20:26,689 --> 00:20:29,818 and it may get a little loud and noisy, but I just wanted to let you know... 386 00:20:29,984 --> 00:20:33,705 that if you have any concerns, just let me know and I'll be glad to help out. 387 00:20:33,863 --> 00:20:36,491 You can call me, uh, you could send me a text message. 388 00:20:36,657 --> 00:20:39,501 I'm an open guy. I even have a Facebook account. You can send me: 389 00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:43,710 "it's a little too loud," and I'll be like, "I'll tell them to keep it down." You know how it goes? 390 00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:47,419 - DJ's over there. - Cool. 391 00:20:47,585 --> 00:20:50,464 - Um, got the bar set up over here. - Nice. 392 00:20:50,630 --> 00:20:52,177 - Karaoke in the pool house. - Nice. 393 00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:55,685 Holy shit, dude! Where'd you get a bouncy-house? 394 00:20:55,843 --> 00:20:58,141 - Costa hooked it up. - You know it, baby. 395 00:20:58,638 --> 00:21:02,233 Fifty bucks extra with the port-a-potty. And they threw these in for free. 396 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:05,770 - Nice touch. - Why not? It's a birthday party. 397 00:21:05,937 --> 00:21:07,314 You wanna help? Do something. 398 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,484 - Hey, Chubs, grab your twin brother there. - Fucking dick. 399 00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:13,278 - Hey, dudes, check it out. - Yeah, like that's gonna work. 400 00:21:13,444 --> 00:21:16,698 Yes, it is gonna work. Next time your pool guy's here, he'll be like: 401 00:21:16,864 --> 00:21:20,164 "Excuse me, Mr. Kub. I seem to have found some water in your semen." 402 00:21:20,326 --> 00:21:22,044 That's fucking disgusting. 403 00:21:26,374 --> 00:21:28,342 J.B., I thought I told you to pick up ice. 404 00:21:28,501 --> 00:21:30,845 I did. It's in the freezer in the garage. 405 00:21:31,003 --> 00:21:33,882 - What the fuck are you doing? - Getting in shape for the party. 406 00:21:34,048 --> 00:21:36,892 - The party's in three hours. - It's mostly water weight. 407 00:21:37,051 --> 00:21:40,180 - Wrestlers do it all the time. - Wrestlers also wrestle all the time. 408 00:21:40,346 --> 00:21:41,518 - Crank this thing up. - No. 409 00:21:41,681 --> 00:21:44,025 It's not gonna work unless you crank it up. 410 00:21:45,768 --> 00:21:47,645 Stop. Stop. Stop. 411 00:21:47,812 --> 00:21:49,906 - Let's go, come on. - Dax. Dax, help me. 412 00:21:50,064 --> 00:21:52,533 - No, Dax, you're here to observe. - Help me! Dax! Aah! 413 00:21:52,692 --> 00:21:57,869 Jesus Christ! Are you all right, dude? Oh, my God, J.B., are you all right? 414 00:21:58,030 --> 00:22:01,284 An hour from now, this place is a fucking madhouse. 415 00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:04,579 Not a madhouse, just gonna be a fun, decent-sized party. 416 00:22:04,745 --> 00:22:08,045 Relax. For you. You. 417 00:22:08,207 --> 00:22:09,925 Me. Dax. 418 00:22:10,084 --> 00:22:12,007 Thank you, I don't drink alcohol. 419 00:22:12,169 --> 00:22:13,921 Okay, faggot. 420 00:22:14,088 --> 00:22:17,934 - To one sick fucking night. - Cheers. 421 00:22:23,431 --> 00:22:26,059 Come on over, over 422 00:22:30,605 --> 00:22:31,652 Shit! Come on! 423 00:22:31,814 --> 00:22:34,693 Yes. How are you so fucking bad at this game, Costa? 424 00:22:34,859 --> 00:22:37,408 Shut up, Kirby. You're killing my concentration right now. 425 00:22:37,570 --> 00:22:39,538 - Ha, ha! Thomas, come here! - Fucker! 426 00:22:39,697 --> 00:22:41,620 I'm kicking Costa's ass! 427 00:22:42,158 --> 00:22:43,705 Oh, watch this. 428 00:22:43,868 --> 00:22:45,870 - Shit! - It looks like I win. 429 00:22:46,037 --> 00:22:48,381 Fuck you. - You guys, it's like 9:20 already. 430 00:22:48,539 --> 00:22:51,008 Dude, relax. People are gonna show up. I promise, bro. 431 00:22:51,167 --> 00:22:53,886 Getting late. - I'll look like such a dick if no one shows. 432 00:22:54,045 --> 00:22:57,970 Shut the fuck up. It's pissing me off that you don't trust me to know what I'm doing. 433 00:22:58,132 --> 00:23:01,386 I'm the hub of a large social circle. I put the word out, it goes out. 434 00:23:01,552 --> 00:23:03,054 Okay, cool. 435 00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:05,598 - Oh, shit. - What the fuck are you wearing? 436 00:23:05,765 --> 00:23:08,314 - My God. - Nice. 437 00:23:09,477 --> 00:23:13,027 You're gonna get laid, dude. - Ladies love a guy with class. 438 00:23:13,189 --> 00:23:15,487 Are you retarded? 439 00:23:16,442 --> 00:23:19,571 Jesus Christ, man. Where do you even get shit like that? 440 00:23:19,737 --> 00:23:22,331 - Men's Wearhouse. - Men's Wearhouse? Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. 441 00:23:24,158 --> 00:23:25,626 What is it? 442 00:23:25,785 --> 00:23:29,210 - Wow, dude, this is fucking... - I can't believe it fucking worked. 443 00:23:29,372 --> 00:23:31,625 What did I say? Don't doubt the master, bitches! 444 00:23:45,221 --> 00:23:46,848 Dude, we done good. 445 00:23:47,014 --> 00:23:48,857 Jesus, all those chicks are really hot. 446 00:23:49,016 --> 00:23:51,018 - They're coming in packs. - This is insane. 447 00:23:52,395 --> 00:23:55,365 Beat it, I bet she let me She been fiendin' since she met me 448 00:23:55,523 --> 00:23:58,242 I'm the coolest shit Especially when I throw on all my Gretzky 449 00:23:58,401 --> 00:24:01,120 Got my Smith and Wessie to protect me So respect me 450 00:24:03,447 --> 00:24:05,199 What up, baby girl? 451 00:24:05,366 --> 00:24:07,334 Andretti on Pirelli Make a movie out the getty 452 00:24:07,493 --> 00:24:10,042 Where my ring and my confetti? I'm Kobe Bryant ready 453 00:24:10,204 --> 00:24:11,831 Pink rosé and chronic smelly 454 00:24:12,039 --> 00:24:14,167 Dude, this is way more than 50 people. 455 00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:15,880 Of course it is, it's plus-one. 456 00:24:16,711 --> 00:24:20,215 That's fucking Alexis, dude. She came, man. 457 00:24:20,381 --> 00:24:22,554 - Damn, dude. - Whoa. 458 00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:26,270 Thomas, this is your party, and she's the hottest girl here. 459 00:24:26,429 --> 00:24:29,433 - That better be yours tonight. - Damn. 460 00:25:48,803 --> 00:25:51,932 White trash party Pull a fifth of Bacardi from out of my underwear 461 00:25:52,098 --> 00:25:53,725 And walk around the party without a care 462 00:25:53,891 --> 00:25:56,815 - Where the fuck is your drink, Thomas? - I'm between beverages. 463 00:25:56,977 --> 00:26:00,277 What the fuck does that even mean? J.B., get this bitch a drink. 464 00:26:00,439 --> 00:26:01,941 Yeah, all right. 465 00:26:03,192 --> 00:26:06,071 Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy 466 00:26:06,821 --> 00:26:08,494 Who's that dude with the mustache? 467 00:26:08,656 --> 00:26:11,079 Oh, that's LaRosa. He graduated. 468 00:26:11,242 --> 00:26:13,665 When, in 1986? 469 00:26:13,828 --> 00:26:16,297 Hey, will you at least try and have a good time? 470 00:26:16,455 --> 00:26:18,173 Whoo! 471 00:26:18,415 --> 00:26:19,883 Got it? You tie it? 472 00:26:20,042 --> 00:26:22,841 - He's good. Ready to go. - Blast off. 473 00:26:27,299 --> 00:26:29,848 Pennies up at skinnies Man, I do this for them bunnies 474 00:26:30,010 --> 00:26:31,808 That is not fucking cool. 475 00:26:31,971 --> 00:26:33,598 Oh, my God, it's a flying dog! 476 00:26:33,764 --> 00:26:36,062 'Cause, homey That hood is tighter than Kenny's 477 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,358 It's just like Up. 478 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,693 It's my fucking dog. 479 00:26:41,856 --> 00:26:43,199 I gotta record this. 480 00:26:43,357 --> 00:26:45,030 Are you serious right now? 481 00:26:45,192 --> 00:26:48,196 - Fuck this, I'm putting him inside. - Let me help you. 482 00:26:49,488 --> 00:26:50,865 Hey. 483 00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:56,791 Can you imagine if your mom ever saw that? 484 00:26:57,204 --> 00:26:58,456 It's my fucking dog. 485 00:26:58,622 --> 00:27:00,124 Poor Milo. 486 00:27:01,542 --> 00:27:03,965 I don't know. It's pretty funny. 487 00:27:04,128 --> 00:27:07,473 - Maybe I'll post it on YouTube. - No, don't, don't, don't. 488 00:27:07,631 --> 00:27:08,928 Seriously, stop. Stop. 489 00:27:09,091 --> 00:27:12,311 Come on, you're way too easy. I love it. 490 00:27:12,469 --> 00:27:13,937 I hate you. 491 00:27:15,389 --> 00:27:18,188 You'll be okay, Milo. I promise. 492 00:27:22,563 --> 00:27:26,909 All right, well, um, we better get back out there. 493 00:27:29,069 --> 00:27:30,867 Hey, yo, Kub. Hey, yo, what up, dog? 494 00:27:31,030 --> 00:27:32,577 Yo, what's up, bro? 495 00:27:32,740 --> 00:27:35,994 Let me see what you got Now shake that thing 496 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,208 - Hey, man, what's up? - Nice party, man. 497 00:27:38,370 --> 00:27:41,169 Hey, thanks. Would you guys mind getting off my dad's car? 498 00:27:41,332 --> 00:27:43,710 It's just he'll go crazy if anything happens to it. 499 00:27:43,876 --> 00:27:45,253 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - All right. 500 00:27:45,419 --> 00:27:47,763 - Thanks, man, I appreciate it. - Yeah, no problem. 501 00:27:47,922 --> 00:27:50,175 Thomas! You're taking a bullet from me right now. 502 00:27:50,341 --> 00:27:52,594 - What is that? - Tequila. Just fucking take it. 503 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,603 - All right. Fuck, dude. - Come here. Come on. 504 00:27:54,762 --> 00:27:57,311 Ladies, who wants to take a shot with the birthday boy? 505 00:27:57,473 --> 00:27:59,567 - Hell, yeah. - Whoa, uh... Oh. 506 00:27:59,725 --> 00:28:01,944 - Careful. - She's a professional. Open up. 507 00:28:02,102 --> 00:28:04,480 Take it. Oh, my God, she's got a deep throat. 508 00:28:04,647 --> 00:28:08,743 - Okay, open up, open up. Now. - Yeah! 509 00:28:09,735 --> 00:28:12,033 Say what Bitch, I'm about to blow up 510 00:28:13,530 --> 00:28:16,283 - Pardon? Oh, hey. - Hey. 511 00:28:16,784 --> 00:28:19,207 - What's up, guys? - Well, we did it. 512 00:28:19,370 --> 00:28:22,123 This is amazing. How did we get all these people to show up? 513 00:28:22,289 --> 00:28:25,543 Check it out, guys. I'm pretty sure it's that girl from Playboy. 514 00:28:25,709 --> 00:28:27,131 - Who? - Oh, my God, it is her. 515 00:28:27,294 --> 00:28:30,514 She graduated three years ago. She's in Playboy's Pac-10 issue. 516 00:28:30,673 --> 00:28:33,017 - Dibs. - Yeah, like that's gonna happen. 517 00:28:33,175 --> 00:28:34,927 Well, I want to declare it, just in case. 518 00:28:36,512 --> 00:28:38,389 - Whoa. - Oh, shit. 519 00:28:40,057 --> 00:28:41,274 We're fucked! 520 00:28:41,433 --> 00:28:43,060 What? Oh, hey, what's going on? 521 00:28:43,227 --> 00:28:45,980 - There's people in the house! - Oh, shit. 522 00:28:46,146 --> 00:28:47,614 - Hey, Costa. - I'm understaffed. 523 00:28:47,773 --> 00:28:50,447 - Come on, I need your fucking help, man. - Goddamn it. 524 00:28:50,609 --> 00:28:52,657 Wow. Whoa. 525 00:28:54,488 --> 00:28:58,083 Hey. Hey, hi. Hi. Welcome. Welcome to party. Welcome, welcome. 526 00:28:58,242 --> 00:28:59,289 - Yo! - Miles! 527 00:28:59,451 --> 00:29:01,453 Little dude. What's up, man? How we doing? 528 00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:03,668 - That's Ashley, Rachel, Sarah. - Hi, hi. 529 00:29:03,831 --> 00:29:07,131 I brought all these people to your party. Fucking camera creeps me out. 530 00:29:07,293 --> 00:29:09,796 - Yeah, it's... Don't worry Let's go. 531 00:29:09,962 --> 00:29:12,511 I'm talking about the fucking people in the house. 532 00:29:12,673 --> 00:29:16,018 My parents are gonna crucify me if anything gets fucked up. 533 00:29:16,176 --> 00:29:20,431 I don't care if everyone thinks I'm a dick. I'm getting them out of the house. Now. 534 00:29:20,597 --> 00:29:22,816 Fuck, hey, stop, seriously. 535 00:29:23,434 --> 00:29:25,562 Dude, what the fuck are you doing? 536 00:29:26,270 --> 00:29:28,739 - Please don't embarrass me like this. - Hey, listen up! 537 00:29:28,897 --> 00:29:30,570 Yeah, Thomas! Whoo! 538 00:29:34,028 --> 00:29:38,374 Yeah, bro! Birthday boy on the table! That's what I like to see, baby. 539 00:29:38,532 --> 00:29:39,909 - You having a good time? - Yeah. 540 00:29:40,075 --> 00:29:44,421 Come on, guys, let's start making some drinks. Let's get crazy in this bitch. 541 00:29:51,337 --> 00:29:53,010 Can I help you, sir? 542 00:29:53,172 --> 00:29:55,641 - I'm here to see Thomas. - First and last name, please. 543 00:29:55,799 --> 00:29:57,801 I'm Rob, the neighbor. Who the fuck are you? 544 00:29:57,968 --> 00:30:01,063 - I'll ask the questions, sir. - Exactly. Get the hell out of my way. 545 00:30:11,398 --> 00:30:13,400 - Rob, hey. What can I do for you, man? - Hey. 546 00:30:13,567 --> 00:30:16,241 Look, man, I don't mean to be a dick here or anything. 547 00:30:16,403 --> 00:30:19,873 Oliver came over earlier and told me you guys were having a little party... 548 00:30:20,032 --> 00:30:21,284 but this is too much. 549 00:30:21,450 --> 00:30:24,920 Yeah, we actually should be winding down, like midnight, I mean, maybe 1. 550 00:30:25,079 --> 00:30:26,422 - Is that okay? - No, it's not. 551 00:30:26,580 --> 00:30:28,924 The baby can't sleep, Melinda works early tomorrow. 552 00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:31,927 Fuck, yeah! My boy Rob is here to rage! Mwah! 553 00:30:32,086 --> 00:30:34,305 - Good to see you. - Actually, I'm not raging. 554 00:30:34,463 --> 00:30:36,557 I'm telling Thomas it's time to shut it down. 555 00:30:36,715 --> 00:30:38,717 You can't be serious. This is a great party. 556 00:30:38,884 --> 00:30:41,933 I am serious, because it's 11:30 at night. It's time to wrap it up. 557 00:30:42,096 --> 00:30:43,939 Hey, hey, hey. 558 00:30:44,098 --> 00:30:46,772 Why don't we bring everyone to the back, lower the volume? 559 00:30:46,934 --> 00:30:49,278 Guys, this isn't a request. The party's over. 560 00:30:49,436 --> 00:30:52,690 I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree, then, aren't we? 561 00:30:52,856 --> 00:30:55,780 Listen to me, Thomas. Either shut it down or I'm calling the cops. 562 00:30:55,943 --> 00:30:57,536 Ahh. 563 00:30:57,694 --> 00:30:59,947 Fine. Fuck it. I'm calling the fucking cops... Aah! 564 00:31:00,114 --> 00:31:01,957 - Fuck! - Oh, shit! 565 00:31:02,116 --> 00:31:04,790 Jesus fucking Christ! What'd you do that for? 566 00:31:04,952 --> 00:31:07,796 Are you kidding me? I will fucking kill you! 567 00:31:07,955 --> 00:31:10,799 The little fuck Tased me! I'm definitely calling the cops now! 568 00:31:10,958 --> 00:31:13,677 You punched a kid in the face! I'm calling the cops on you. 569 00:31:13,836 --> 00:31:17,181 Do it, genius. It's all on tape. I just saw this motherfucker record it. 570 00:31:17,339 --> 00:31:19,888 All I got was you punching that little child's face. 571 00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:21,347 Fuck you. 572 00:31:21,510 --> 00:31:22,807 Go home, Robert! 573 00:31:22,970 --> 00:31:25,018 It was just a kid, man! 574 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,768 - Are you all right, man? - Is he okay? 575 00:31:28,934 --> 00:31:30,402 You're a fucking champion. 576 00:31:30,561 --> 00:31:33,815 He sucker-punched you. You'd own that bitch in a real fight. 577 00:31:33,981 --> 00:31:35,153 - You think so? - I know so. 578 00:31:35,315 --> 00:31:37,317 Fuck that asshole. You're killing it, bro. 579 00:31:37,484 --> 00:31:40,078 Yo, Costa, what's up? - Yo, go in the back. 580 00:31:40,237 --> 00:31:43,992 I need you to dial back like 10, 15 percent. You can't hard-charge all the time. 581 00:31:44,158 --> 00:31:46,252 All right? And lose the Taser, okay? 582 00:31:46,410 --> 00:31:48,663 - Got it. - Get down here. 583 00:31:48,829 --> 00:31:51,048 We need a post up at the cockbiter's house. 584 00:31:51,206 --> 00:31:54,756 If he calls the cops, I want you to radio it over to me, okay? 585 00:31:57,671 --> 00:31:59,673 Get out of here. Go. 586 00:32:07,556 --> 00:32:10,901 Alexis was eye-fucking you, and you got college girls on your dick. 587 00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:12,857 - You're golden! - Dude, I'm so fucked. 588 00:32:13,020 --> 00:32:16,115 - Relax, man, everything's going great. - Shit. 589 00:32:16,273 --> 00:32:19,277 Are you fucking kidding me? Didn't I tell you two to fuck off? 590 00:32:19,443 --> 00:32:22,162 - Get down here now. - Come on, there's like 200 people here. 591 00:32:22,321 --> 00:32:24,824 I don't care. T, get these freshmen out of here. 592 00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:27,709 This is a party for grownups. Let's fucking go. 593 00:32:27,868 --> 00:32:29,996 Makes no sense. This kid's younger than we are. 594 00:32:30,162 --> 00:32:32,631 How the hell did they get up there? - Move it, fellas. 595 00:32:32,789 --> 00:32:35,542 - You too, get out of here. - That's my boy. That's my boy. 596 00:32:35,709 --> 00:32:38,132 See, the kid's a pro. We got nothing to worry about. 597 00:32:38,295 --> 00:32:40,798 Dude, you heard Rob, man. What if he calls the cops? 598 00:32:40,964 --> 00:32:44,059 The guy isn't gonna do shit. He punched a 12-year-old in the face. 599 00:32:44,218 --> 00:32:47,939 Thomas, everything's under control. Let's just have some fun. 600 00:32:48,096 --> 00:32:50,224 I got this, okay? 601 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,733 Cannonball, bitches! 602 00:33:04,071 --> 00:33:07,792 I don't care for fancy things 603 00:33:07,950 --> 00:33:11,921 Or to take part in the vicious race 604 00:33:12,496 --> 00:33:14,590 This is the Thomas Kub pool cam. 605 00:33:14,748 --> 00:33:16,671 Dude, check it out. Check it out. 606 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,094 Whoa, whoa, whoa, read the sign, honey. 607 00:33:19,253 --> 00:33:21,881 Sorry, I don't make the rules. 608 00:33:22,047 --> 00:33:24,095 Ra y-Ban vision, these ain't no prescription 609 00:33:25,717 --> 00:33:27,719 No fucking way. 610 00:33:27,886 --> 00:33:29,183 Dude, go over there. 611 00:33:29,346 --> 00:33:31,269 Do you fucking believe this? 612 00:33:38,188 --> 00:33:43,115 In this, feelin' tremendous Lenses darker than the tint on my Benzes 613 00:33:43,277 --> 00:33:44,574 Yeah! Ha, ha! 614 00:33:45,988 --> 00:33:49,037 She told me take my glasses off But she looks horrendous 615 00:34:02,879 --> 00:34:05,302 I see you haters coming Niggas don't think that I'm slipping 616 00:34:05,465 --> 00:34:07,138 I got Ray-Ban vision 617 00:34:10,178 --> 00:34:11,555 Whoo! 618 00:34:11,930 --> 00:34:12,977 Whoo-hoo! 619 00:34:17,936 --> 00:34:20,439 Oh, my God! - Holy shit! Fucking insane! 620 00:34:25,652 --> 00:34:28,872 Oh, my God. Dude, that sign fucking worked. 621 00:34:29,031 --> 00:34:30,328 You gotta have faith, son. 622 00:34:30,490 --> 00:34:32,413 Would you like a glass of wine? 623 00:34:32,576 --> 00:34:36,206 We've got red, we've got white. You know, Cabernet, Merlot. 624 00:34:36,371 --> 00:34:37,918 Just another beer would be great. 625 00:34:38,081 --> 00:34:39,549 Uh... 626 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,377 Here we are. 627 00:34:44,838 --> 00:34:46,431 Whoa. 628 00:34:53,347 --> 00:34:56,191 Wow. Okay. 629 00:35:02,272 --> 00:35:03,524 J.B.! 630 00:35:05,525 --> 00:35:08,654 How did this thing get up here? Was someone in my parents' room? 631 00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:11,869 It's a gnome. I guess he gets around. Who cares, man? 632 00:35:12,032 --> 00:35:14,034 Well, I just don't want people up here. 633 00:35:14,201 --> 00:35:16,169 Besides, it's creepy. Look at him. 634 00:35:17,871 --> 00:35:20,875 - J.B., what are you looking for? - To see if your dad has condoms. 635 00:35:21,041 --> 00:35:22,213 I'm working on something. 636 00:35:22,376 --> 00:35:24,925 Only thing you're working on is diabetes, you fat fuck. 637 00:35:25,087 --> 00:35:29,058 - Oh, dude, Alexis just texted me. - What? What's it say? 638 00:35:29,216 --> 00:35:31,890 "Body shots for the birthday boy right now"? 639 00:35:32,052 --> 00:35:34,851 - Dude, it's fucking on! - Check it out. 640 00:35:35,013 --> 00:35:37,732 J.B., seriously, what are you doing? - Your dad is a freak. 641 00:35:37,891 --> 00:35:42,067 Stop. Give me that. Costa, stop, wait. Costa, what are you doing? 642 00:35:42,229 --> 00:35:44,448 - Replying. - Don't. Here, don't send that. 643 00:35:44,606 --> 00:35:48,031 - Sent. Too late, man. - What did you write? 644 00:35:48,735 --> 00:35:51,238 "I want your ass too, Mommy"? 645 00:35:51,405 --> 00:35:53,624 "I want your ass, Mommy"? Who talks like that? 646 00:35:53,782 --> 00:35:55,784 I do. The shit works. 647 00:35:55,951 --> 00:35:58,830 Go. Go talk to her. 648 00:35:59,913 --> 00:36:00,960 Oh. 649 00:36:16,471 --> 00:36:19,441 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 650 00:36:27,482 --> 00:36:31,282 Wait. No, wait. What are you doing? Not like that. Not like that. 651 00:36:32,738 --> 00:36:34,456 Like this. 652 00:36:37,159 --> 00:36:38,911 Put this in your mouth. 653 00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:06,650 Your turn. 654 00:37:06,813 --> 00:37:09,316 Kub! House phone! House phone! 655 00:37:11,443 --> 00:37:13,866 Shit. Sorry. Um... 656 00:37:14,446 --> 00:37:18,701 Excuse me. Sorry. Look out. Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. 657 00:37:18,867 --> 00:37:21,165 Oh, shit. Sorry. 658 00:37:28,293 --> 00:37:30,466 Dax, close that behind you. 659 00:37:30,629 --> 00:37:32,381 Shit! Dax, find the phone. 660 00:37:34,299 --> 00:37:36,677 Um, right, you know what? Fuck it, just be quiet. 661 00:37:37,260 --> 00:37:39,308 - Hello. - Thomas. Are you there? 662 00:37:39,471 --> 00:37:40,939 - Dad, hey. - Where have you been? 663 00:37:41,097 --> 00:37:42,849 We've been trying your cell all night. 664 00:37:43,016 --> 00:37:46,941 - We agreed all my calls would be answered. - I know. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 665 00:37:47,103 --> 00:37:49,572 We were out in the hot tub, so I didn't have it on me. 666 00:37:49,731 --> 00:37:52,029 I don't want to find wet towels when we get home. 667 00:37:52,192 --> 00:37:55,036 - I want to come home to a clean house. - Of course, definitely. 668 00:37:55,195 --> 00:37:58,244 - We were just calling... What was that? - Dude, look at her. 669 00:37:58,406 --> 00:38:00,374 What was that? Thomas? 670 00:38:00,534 --> 00:38:03,629 Nothing. That was Costa. You're on speakerphone. 671 00:38:03,787 --> 00:38:06,586 We just wanted to call one last time before going to bed... 672 00:38:06,748 --> 00:38:09,376 make sure you're all set for the night. 673 00:38:09,543 --> 00:38:11,716 Yep, all good. 674 00:38:11,878 --> 00:38:15,348 I'm actually about to go to sleep right now, so... 675 00:38:15,507 --> 00:38:18,260 Great. Well, we'll see you Sunday. Happy birthday, Thomas. 676 00:38:18,426 --> 00:38:21,020 - Thanks, Dad. Good night. - Good night. 677 00:38:29,312 --> 00:38:30,734 Holy shit. 678 00:38:37,863 --> 00:38:39,410 Fuck, yeah! 679 00:38:39,573 --> 00:38:41,325 Oh, shit, I think that's his dad. 680 00:38:41,491 --> 00:38:44,745 What? I'm not here to bust anybody. I'm just here to party. 681 00:38:44,911 --> 00:38:46,584 Ew! - Come on, "Ew." 682 00:38:46,746 --> 00:38:48,248 Give me a break. You got a ball? 683 00:38:48,415 --> 00:38:50,213 Yeah, man. - Let's do this. 684 00:38:50,375 --> 00:38:53,345 Here we go. Paxson for three. 685 00:38:53,503 --> 00:38:55,050 Whoa, ho, ho, ho! 686 00:38:55,213 --> 00:38:59,263 Up high! Come on, dude, right here. Yeah! 687 00:38:59,426 --> 00:39:01,428 Let me have that. 688 00:39:09,352 --> 00:39:10,399 Hey 689 00:39:12,105 --> 00:39:13,527 Nasty, kid 690 00:39:14,232 --> 00:39:15,449 Hey 691 00:39:15,609 --> 00:39:19,204 What's that, dude? Hold on, I can't fucking hear a thing you're saying. 692 00:39:20,447 --> 00:39:22,120 Speak up, E. 693 00:39:22,282 --> 00:39:25,912 What? E... What the fuck are you doing here? 694 00:39:26,077 --> 00:39:29,126 - What you gonna do about it, bitch? - You're not invited, dickhead. 695 00:39:31,875 --> 00:39:33,593 Fucking asshole. 696 00:39:36,588 --> 00:39:37,635 Bro, what's happening? 697 00:39:37,797 --> 00:39:40,846 Subject is arguing with an overweight woman, most likely his wife 698 00:39:41,009 --> 00:39:43,979 She wants him to call the police. He wants to handle it himself. 699 00:39:44,137 --> 00:39:46,265 He's drinking. They're in the kitchen. 700 00:39:46,431 --> 00:39:48,809 I'm upstairs. Kids are asleep. Over. 701 00:39:48,975 --> 00:39:50,352 Wait, you're in their house? 702 00:39:52,270 --> 00:39:54,989 Are you fucking kidding me? E, get the fuck out now! 703 00:39:56,149 --> 00:39:58,322 Negative. I'm a ghost. Out. 704 00:39:58,735 --> 00:40:01,363 What the fuck am I gonna do with this kid? 705 00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:02,997 E! E! 706 00:40:32,727 --> 00:40:35,446 - Are you having fun? - Yeah, I'm having a good time. 707 00:40:35,605 --> 00:40:37,528 It's pretty fucking crazy. 708 00:40:40,318 --> 00:40:42,366 Oh, my God. 709 00:40:42,529 --> 00:40:44,907 What was wrong with me? 710 00:40:45,073 --> 00:40:48,043 Wow, this was before Costa. 711 00:40:48,201 --> 00:40:50,670 Yeah, the good old days. 712 00:40:50,829 --> 00:40:53,457 Yeah, back when you were still in the crew, right? 713 00:40:55,125 --> 00:40:56,968 You used to be so cute. What happened? 714 00:40:57,127 --> 00:40:58,379 Shut the fuck up. 715 00:40:58,962 --> 00:41:00,555 Still looks like me. 716 00:41:06,761 --> 00:41:09,890 Was that weird? I'm sorry. Shit, that was weird, wasn't it? 717 00:41:10,056 --> 00:41:12,900 - No, it... It was a little weird. Heh. - Fuck. Um... 718 00:41:18,481 --> 00:41:20,404 Cops on the way. Get out, everybody! Now! 719 00:41:20,567 --> 00:41:23,070 Everybody in the back! Get in the back now! 720 00:41:23,236 --> 00:41:26,866 What, are you over there? Get in the back! Cops are coming! Hurry, let's move! 721 00:41:27,032 --> 00:41:31,128 Move it, move it! Let's go! Hurry up! Cops are coming! Everybody in the back! 722 00:41:31,286 --> 00:41:33,914 Costa. Hey, Costa. 723 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,502 Everybody get in the back! 724 00:41:35,665 --> 00:41:36,917 Hey, what's going on? 725 00:41:37,083 --> 00:41:40,428 - The cops are on their way right now! - Oh, shit. 726 00:41:40,587 --> 00:41:45,138 Get in the back now! Everybody move! Let's go! 727 00:41:46,426 --> 00:41:48,679 Keep going! Get in the back now! 728 00:41:49,137 --> 00:41:51,139 - Get out, police. - They're on their way now. 729 00:41:51,306 --> 00:41:53,855 - How do you know that? - Don't ask. My boy's in deep. 730 00:41:54,017 --> 00:41:56,315 Gotta clear this fucking beer out of here. 731 00:41:56,478 --> 00:41:58,276 Damn it. 732 00:41:59,105 --> 00:42:01,984 - Is that everything? - Yeah. I got your chalice. 733 00:42:24,130 --> 00:42:26,098 Law enforcement currently on scene. 734 00:42:26,257 --> 00:42:29,136 Standing down, for now. 735 00:42:36,810 --> 00:42:40,405 - I don't hear anything. - No, it doesn't sound like a party. 736 00:42:41,481 --> 00:42:44,325 Not a party that's still going, anyway. 737 00:42:52,992 --> 00:42:54,665 Here they come. 738 00:42:54,828 --> 00:42:57,251 - Evening, officers. - Fellas having a party? 739 00:42:57,413 --> 00:43:00,542 Yeah, we're having a small little birthday gathering for my friend. 740 00:43:00,708 --> 00:43:03,336 I'm the friend, my birthday. 741 00:43:03,503 --> 00:43:05,471 Lot of cars for a small party. 742 00:43:05,630 --> 00:43:08,634 Shh. 743 00:43:09,926 --> 00:43:11,894 Shh. 744 00:43:17,475 --> 00:43:19,318 The house? Whose is it? 745 00:43:19,477 --> 00:43:21,229 Is there a problem here, officers? 746 00:43:21,396 --> 00:43:23,364 We have a noise complaint. 747 00:43:23,523 --> 00:43:26,242 - You mind if we look around? - I'd prefer if you didn't. 748 00:43:26,401 --> 00:43:29,245 - We're not asking. - Excuse me, I'm not a lawyer or anything. 749 00:43:29,404 --> 00:43:31,532 Doesn't the law state that you cannot enter... 750 00:43:31,698 --> 00:43:33,951 through a private residence without permission? 751 00:43:35,201 --> 00:43:37,499 Is there an adult here we might speak with? 752 00:43:37,662 --> 00:43:40,415 You're speaking with one. I'm 18 and a half years old, sir. 753 00:43:40,582 --> 00:43:44,212 And, of course, in my culture I've been a man since my 13th birthday. 754 00:43:44,377 --> 00:43:46,721 So you're telling us we cannot come in? 755 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,554 With all due respect, technically the law says you cannot. 756 00:43:49,716 --> 00:43:51,810 But what we're saying is, you may not. 757 00:43:51,968 --> 00:43:55,643 I guess both are true. The law says you cannot because we say you may not. 758 00:43:55,805 --> 00:43:59,480 All right, all right. Props on the "can/may" bullshit. Very good. 759 00:43:59,642 --> 00:44:01,064 No doubt. Thank you, sir. 760 00:44:01,227 --> 00:44:04,527 Just keep the noise down to a minimum, okay? 761 00:44:04,689 --> 00:44:06,236 Yes, sir. Of course. 762 00:44:06,733 --> 00:44:09,407 Don't make us come back. You know what I mean? 763 00:44:09,569 --> 00:44:12,163 - Yeah. - Uh-huh. Of course. 764 00:44:12,322 --> 00:44:13,414 - Good night. - Officers. 765 00:44:13,573 --> 00:44:14,950 Night. 766 00:44:15,825 --> 00:44:19,921 "Technically the law states..." Damn Internet. 767 00:44:20,288 --> 00:44:22,711 Everybody's a fucking attorney. 768 00:44:35,595 --> 00:44:38,599 Fuck you. - Dude, Costa. Seriously? 769 00:44:38,765 --> 00:44:39,857 - Fuck you. - Come inside. 770 00:44:40,016 --> 00:44:42,610 Just come inside. Just forget about it. 771 00:44:53,947 --> 00:44:56,291 To the break of dawn, yo! 772 00:46:25,038 --> 00:46:27,382 - Holy shit! - What the fuck are you doing? 773 00:46:29,375 --> 00:46:33,346 Thomas, my cousin can replace the window, no problem. It's all good, man. I promise. 774 00:46:46,225 --> 00:46:49,855 - Where did you get this? It's my mom's. - Come on, bro. I'm not gonna break it. 775 00:46:59,906 --> 00:47:01,908 Throw it in here, nice and low. 776 00:47:15,129 --> 00:47:16,255 They're pills! 777 00:47:16,422 --> 00:47:18,095 It's Ecstasy, bro! 778 00:47:30,645 --> 00:47:32,397 You heard about this on Craigslist? 779 00:47:32,563 --> 00:47:35,442 Craigslist, yeah. It's on the thing, on the page, right there. 780 00:47:35,608 --> 00:47:37,827 Whoa, we are so fucked. 781 00:47:37,985 --> 00:47:40,283 - Relax, man. - We need to tell Thomas. 782 00:47:40,446 --> 00:47:43,199 T-Rick's so burned out, he probably forgot about it already. 783 00:47:43,366 --> 00:47:44,538 This is bad. 784 00:47:45,493 --> 00:47:48,747 Mom, Dad, it's me, Thomas. 785 00:47:48,913 --> 00:47:50,130 Um... 786 00:47:50,289 --> 00:47:52,883 I'm drunk. I mean, that's not an excuse. 787 00:47:53,042 --> 00:47:58,139 Hopefully we'll meet again, so I can explain things. 788 00:47:58,798 --> 00:48:00,550 I don't really have an explanation... 789 00:48:00,716 --> 00:48:03,435 other than fucking Costa made me do it. So... 790 00:48:05,304 --> 00:48:06,977 - Fuck off! - Dude, it's us. 791 00:48:07,140 --> 00:48:08,483 I know. 792 00:48:10,268 --> 00:48:12,737 What are you doing in here? The whole party's outside. 793 00:48:12,895 --> 00:48:14,442 Have you seen my fucking house? 794 00:48:14,605 --> 00:48:17,154 We have a whole day to fix this place up. It's all good. 795 00:48:17,316 --> 00:48:22,163 No, it's not all good, okay? I mean, what about this? What if my parents see it? 796 00:48:22,321 --> 00:48:25,120 Nobody's gonna see this shit but us. I promise. 797 00:48:26,993 --> 00:48:29,087 Where did all these people even come from? 798 00:48:29,245 --> 00:48:30,918 You know a guy down there told me... 799 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:34,084 he found out about the party on fucking Craigslist? 800 00:48:35,042 --> 00:48:37,340 My dad met my stepmom on Craigslist. 801 00:48:37,503 --> 00:48:39,676 So you put my address on the fucking Internet? 802 00:48:39,839 --> 00:48:42,558 - Well, not just the Internet. - Shut the fuck up, J.B.! 803 00:48:42,717 --> 00:48:44,594 Wait, what the fuck is he talking about? 804 00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:48,810 I had Jesse Marco put out an e-mail blast and I may have called a radio station or two. 805 00:48:48,973 --> 00:48:50,270 You motherfuckers! 806 00:48:50,433 --> 00:48:52,686 You were so nervous about people not showing up. 807 00:48:52,852 --> 00:48:56,106 Dude, people are spilling shit, breaking shit, probably stealing shit. 808 00:48:56,272 --> 00:48:57,945 It's out of control. 809 00:48:58,107 --> 00:49:01,202 I wasn't nervous. I wanted the party to be big enough to be cool. 810 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:04,705 - Dude, look, back in Queens... - I'm fucking sick of hearing about Queens. 811 00:49:04,864 --> 00:49:07,538 We get it. Queens is awesome. We're pussies. I don't fucking care. 812 00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:09,327 I'm doin' me 813 00:49:09,494 --> 00:49:13,340 I'm livin' life right now, man And this what I'm gonna do 814 00:49:13,873 --> 00:49:15,750 Whatever happens, we can make this right. 815 00:49:15,917 --> 00:49:19,137 I'll fix this whole house myself if I have to. 816 00:49:19,295 --> 00:49:22,799 Your parents don't even come home till Sunday. You just need to relax, man. 817 00:49:22,965 --> 00:49:26,014 - You want a massage, bro? - No, no. Just, stop. 818 00:49:26,177 --> 00:49:28,145 This is my favorite song, guys. 819 00:49:28,304 --> 00:49:30,227 But my body 820 00:49:30,389 --> 00:49:32,107 My body's 821 00:49:32,266 --> 00:49:35,019 I can't believe, like, you guys just did this to me. 822 00:49:35,186 --> 00:49:37,063 We did this for you. 823 00:49:38,189 --> 00:49:41,739 Look, man, I know you're not a drug guy, and I respect that about you. 824 00:49:41,901 --> 00:49:44,404 - But right now, this is what you need. - What is it? 825 00:49:44,570 --> 00:49:48,074 It's Ecstasy. It'll put the brakes on your little freak-out. Just take it. 826 00:49:50,618 --> 00:49:53,588 All right. This won't totally, like, fuck me up, will it? 827 00:49:53,746 --> 00:49:57,000 Of course it will, dude. That's the whole point. 828 00:49:58,543 --> 00:49:59,840 Here. 829 00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,514 Hey. - You get half of one. 830 00:50:04,757 --> 00:50:07,260 Baby 831 00:50:07,468 --> 00:50:09,436 All right, just give me like 10 minutes. 832 00:50:10,805 --> 00:50:12,603 No fucking way, man! 833 00:50:13,015 --> 00:50:15,268 - Ow! Get off me. - This is your night. 834 00:50:15,434 --> 00:50:19,780 Cut the music. Cut it. How's everybody doing? It's your host, Costa. 835 00:50:19,939 --> 00:50:22,783 I'm gonna bring up my best friends, Thomas and J.B. 836 00:50:22,942 --> 00:50:24,615 Get your asses up here right now. 837 00:50:24,777 --> 00:50:26,495 Come on, move your asses. 838 00:50:27,029 --> 00:50:28,781 Come on, J.B., move your fat ass. 839 00:50:28,948 --> 00:50:32,794 The reason you guys are here tonight is because it's Thomas Kub's birthday. 840 00:50:32,952 --> 00:50:37,048 And we're gonna sing a little "Happy Birthday" for him. One, two, three. 841 00:50:37,456 --> 00:50:41,927 Happy birthday to you 842 00:50:42,086 --> 00:50:46,808 Happy birthday to you 843 00:50:46,966 --> 00:50:52,268 Happy birthday dear Thomas 844 00:50:52,972 --> 00:50:56,647 Happy birthday to you 845 00:50:59,020 --> 00:51:01,899 Thanks, everybody, for coming. Let's get the music rocking! 846 00:51:03,232 --> 00:51:04,324 Wait up. Wait, wait. 847 00:51:04,483 --> 00:51:09,159 Wait up, wait up. I wanted to do a birthday song too, if I can, Thomas. Is that cool? 848 00:51:11,073 --> 00:51:12,620 It's all right with me, brother. 849 00:51:12,783 --> 00:51:16,663 Will you drop a beat so I can do a birthday rap? Ahem. 850 00:51:22,418 --> 00:51:24,295 Yeah Hey, Thomas 851 00:51:24,462 --> 00:51:28,433 Happy birthday You can suck my dick if you thirsty 852 00:51:28,591 --> 00:51:32,516 I'm glad your folks are on vacation I just raided the fridge 853 00:51:32,678 --> 00:51:34,351 And shit in the kitchen 854 00:51:34,513 --> 00:51:36,982 Jew Pesci, go back to New York 855 00:51:37,141 --> 00:51:39,860 You look like smorgasbord of dorks 856 00:51:40,019 --> 00:51:42,192 Yeah, and I bet you got baby dick 857 00:51:42,355 --> 00:51:44,858 The kind that got many AIDS and shit 858 00:51:45,024 --> 00:51:48,119 And J.B., what's up? You wanna suck my dick 859 00:51:48,277 --> 00:51:51,201 In the back of your dad's truck You fat fuck 860 00:51:51,364 --> 00:51:54,914 You tub of love I'm gonna put you in the back of the truck 861 00:51:55,076 --> 00:51:57,454 And give you a back tug Yeah 862 00:51:58,871 --> 00:52:00,043 That's a penis hand job 863 00:52:00,206 --> 00:52:03,551 You look like a little gremlin And a teddy bear had a baby 864 00:52:03,751 --> 00:52:07,847 What? Fuck you guys then, man. You all can suck my dick. 865 00:52:08,005 --> 00:52:09,302 Fuck off. 866 00:52:09,757 --> 00:52:11,680 Sorry about that, everybody, that dude's whack. 867 00:52:11,842 --> 00:52:14,937 Get this shit rolling again. Come on DJ Jesse Marco. Run it! 868 00:52:15,471 --> 00:52:17,519 Let's fucking lose it 869 00:52:17,682 --> 00:52:22,279 Get out of your mind 870 00:52:22,436 --> 00:52:25,280 Get out of your mind Fuck that shit 871 00:52:25,439 --> 00:52:29,239 Fuck, yeah! What's up in this bitch? Fuckers. 872 00:52:29,402 --> 00:52:31,905 Hey, baby, what's up? Want some of this? 873 00:52:32,071 --> 00:52:35,120 Yeah! The fuck you guys looking at? 874 00:52:35,908 --> 00:52:37,910 Whoa! 875 00:52:38,077 --> 00:52:40,500 - You got something to say? - Buddy, what...? What the... 876 00:52:46,669 --> 00:52:49,263 Let me go! Goddamn it! 877 00:52:49,630 --> 00:52:51,257 Don't shut that... 878 00:52:51,424 --> 00:52:54,268 Scuffin' shell-toes Is that nigga dead? 879 00:52:54,427 --> 00:52:56,475 Hey, have you seen Thomas? 880 00:52:56,637 --> 00:52:58,310 We're looking for him. 881 00:52:58,472 --> 00:53:01,692 Well, when you find him, can you tell him I've got something for him? 882 00:53:02,435 --> 00:53:03,687 Jump in. 883 00:53:03,853 --> 00:53:06,151 You're breaking the rules, you know. 884 00:53:08,149 --> 00:53:09,776 Ew. Heh. 885 00:53:09,942 --> 00:53:12,320 Why won't you get in with me? 886 00:53:12,486 --> 00:53:16,081 It's just, like, I already went swimming once against my will. 887 00:53:17,700 --> 00:53:19,373 Wetness. 888 00:53:19,744 --> 00:53:21,838 Ha, ha. Whoa. 889 00:53:21,996 --> 00:53:23,919 So, Thomas, are you having fun? 890 00:53:25,082 --> 00:53:26,299 - No. - Not at all? 891 00:53:26,459 --> 00:53:29,133 - Yes. - You look pretty fucked up. 892 00:53:29,295 --> 00:53:31,798 - I'm a little fucked up. - But you look good. 893 00:53:31,964 --> 00:53:34,717 - Have you gotten lucky at all? - I'm pretty lucky right now. 894 00:53:34,884 --> 00:53:36,227 Slow down, dude. 895 00:53:36,385 --> 00:53:38,228 Fine. Give me that. 896 00:53:38,387 --> 00:53:40,731 - Are you having fun at this party? - So much fun. 897 00:53:40,890 --> 00:53:44,565 It's just that it's a small get-together. It should be basically chill. 898 00:53:44,727 --> 00:53:47,901 Look how chill this is. It's no big deal. I mean, there's two DJ's. 899 00:53:48,063 --> 00:53:51,237 That's not a big deal, right? When do your parents get home? 900 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:52,822 I don't know. 901 00:53:53,736 --> 00:53:55,659 Thomas? Thomas. Eyes up here. 902 00:53:55,821 --> 00:53:58,324 - You have great knees. - Thanks. 903 00:53:58,491 --> 00:54:00,914 People don't tell you that enough, Kirby. 904 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:02,537 J.B., get your fat ass up! 905 00:54:02,703 --> 00:54:05,877 There's a midget in the oven. Let's go. Come on. 906 00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:07,713 - What? - What? What did he say? 907 00:54:07,875 --> 00:54:09,172 I heard, "midget in oven." 908 00:54:12,630 --> 00:54:15,429 Move the fuck out of the way! 909 00:54:15,591 --> 00:54:17,059 Move the fuck out of the way! 910 00:54:17,218 --> 00:54:20,188 - I'm so sorry, sir. I'm so sor... - Fuck! 911 00:54:20,346 --> 00:54:22,144 Hey, wrong guy. Wrong guy. 912 00:54:22,306 --> 00:54:25,401 - My God. Jesus Christ. - No. 913 00:54:25,559 --> 00:54:31,737 Motherfucker! Motherfuckers! You fucking cunt! 914 00:54:34,693 --> 00:54:36,411 Why the balls, man? 915 00:54:36,570 --> 00:54:39,289 - Anywhere but the fucking balls. - Think about it. 916 00:54:39,448 --> 00:54:42,452 Our balls are where his eyes are. 917 00:54:45,037 --> 00:54:46,914 Yo, yo, yo, hey! 918 00:54:47,081 --> 00:54:51,211 I just heard a rumor that all your balls got attacked by a midget. Is it true? 919 00:54:51,377 --> 00:54:54,472 Please, please, just tell me it is. I'm praying it fucking is. 920 00:54:54,630 --> 00:54:57,224 Dude, I can't believe I missed it. 921 00:54:58,801 --> 00:55:01,554 Look at your fucking pupils. 922 00:55:05,391 --> 00:55:07,234 - I love you guys. - Ha, ha. 923 00:55:07,393 --> 00:55:08,815 No, seriously. 924 00:55:08,978 --> 00:55:11,731 Look, I realize I can be, like, a huge dick sometimes... 925 00:55:11,897 --> 00:55:13,740 and I'm really sorry for that. 926 00:55:13,899 --> 00:55:16,573 - It's okay. - No, it's not. 927 00:55:17,820 --> 00:55:22,246 J.B., I'm sorry for buying you a bra on your birthday. That wasn't cool. 928 00:55:22,408 --> 00:55:24,331 It wasn't cool, man. 929 00:55:24,493 --> 00:55:27,622 And I'm sorry for all the times I called you Fat Fuck. 930 00:55:27,788 --> 00:55:29,290 Mm. 931 00:55:29,456 --> 00:55:32,084 - Chubby Bitch. - Yeah. 932 00:55:32,251 --> 00:55:34,925 - Fudgy the Whale. - Okay. 933 00:55:35,087 --> 00:55:37,681 I'm sorry for that time at your brother's Bar Mitzvah... 934 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:41,310 where I told everyone you look like Rosie O'Donnell, because you don't. 935 00:55:41,468 --> 00:55:43,562 - I don't. - Hey, guys? 936 00:55:43,721 --> 00:55:45,439 - What? - Um... 937 00:55:46,098 --> 00:55:48,226 I hooked up with Kirby. 938 00:55:49,852 --> 00:55:52,355 I'm, like, really into her. 939 00:55:54,940 --> 00:55:58,194 Okay, seriously, Thomas, that's, you know, cool and all. 940 00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:01,284 But she's kind of always been around. 941 00:56:01,447 --> 00:56:03,996 It's like hooking up with J.B. 942 00:56:04,658 --> 00:56:06,126 But her tits are smaller. 943 00:56:06,285 --> 00:56:08,879 - Hey. - I'm just saying. 944 00:56:09,038 --> 00:56:11,666 Kirby's sort of like one of us. 945 00:56:11,832 --> 00:56:14,802 You know, tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at. 946 00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:18,590 Tonight's about changing the game. 947 00:58:33,891 --> 00:58:35,313 Heads will roll 948 00:58:35,476 --> 00:58:38,821 Heads will roll 949 00:58:40,189 --> 00:58:41,782 It's crazy out there. 950 00:58:41,940 --> 00:58:43,613 I haven't seen Tyler in an hour. 951 00:58:48,322 --> 00:58:50,370 We were slightly out of our league on this mission. 952 00:58:55,913 --> 00:58:57,756 - Cool room. - Thanks. 953 00:58:59,083 --> 00:59:00,710 It's a bit messy right now. 954 00:59:02,044 --> 00:59:03,887 Here, let me... 955 00:59:06,006 --> 00:59:08,509 (SMALL BLACK'S "DESPICABLE DOGS 956 00:59:08,675 --> 00:59:10,894 So it's your birthday. 957 00:59:11,053 --> 00:59:14,057 Yeah, it's my birthday. 958 00:59:43,418 --> 00:59:44,965 Oh. 959 00:59:47,589 --> 00:59:50,012 I know where they build 'em 960 00:59:50,175 --> 00:59:53,645 I know where they're selling long 961 00:59:57,599 --> 01:00:01,775 Wider than the worst ones Wider than the one I know 962 01:00:07,568 --> 01:00:13,496 Smoke machine begins to blow 963 01:00:17,744 --> 01:00:23,797 Lines of water on the floor 964 01:00:27,754 --> 01:00:33,761 I know you watch 'em I know that you want no more 965 01:00:37,890 --> 01:00:44,068 Maybe in the factory Maybe in the actual world 966 01:00:47,608 --> 01:00:49,736 Oh, my God. Thomas? 967 01:00:49,902 --> 01:00:51,279 Kirby. 968 01:00:51,445 --> 01:00:53,288 Fuck off. - I'm sorry. Hey, hey, Kirby... 969 01:00:53,447 --> 01:00:55,870 Thomas, what the fuck? 970 01:00:56,617 --> 01:00:58,369 Asshole. 971 01:01:02,456 --> 01:01:05,630 Would you like a hand with that? - How long have you been in there? 972 01:01:05,792 --> 01:01:07,465 - Fucking shit! - What are you doing? 973 01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,554 (THE KILLS' "CHEAP AND CHEERFUL 974 01:01:19,306 --> 01:01:20,353 Kirby! 975 01:01:21,141 --> 01:01:22,313 Kirby! 976 01:02:13,068 --> 01:02:15,241 Alexis, are you having a good time? 977 01:02:15,404 --> 01:02:16,701 No. I'm leaving. 978 01:02:34,339 --> 01:02:37,889 Hi. You've reached the Kub residence. Please, leave a message. 979 01:02:38,051 --> 01:02:40,224 - Thomas, it's me again. - I'm fucked, dude. 980 01:02:40,387 --> 01:02:44,688 I just got another call. I'm sure the neighbors are exaggerating. 981 01:02:44,850 --> 01:02:47,399 - Please call me. - Fuck. 982 01:02:53,650 --> 01:02:57,575 Pretty girls, sunshine in the air 983 01:02:57,821 --> 01:03:01,371 Perfume everywhere 984 01:03:01,700 --> 01:03:05,421 Bass to the floor, right now, what's up A lime to a lemon 985 01:03:05,579 --> 01:03:09,800 Remind you of the sky when I'm fucking And we on cloud nine for that minute 986 01:03:10,083 --> 01:03:12,006 Your style and your physique 987 01:03:12,210 --> 01:03:15,555 And I ain't tiyin' to critique But you deserve a good drink, so, what's up? 988 01:03:15,714 --> 01:03:17,716 What you sippio' on? It's no problem 989 01:03:17,883 --> 01:03:20,932 Black and gold bottles Like I'm pro-New Orleans 990 01:03:21,094 --> 01:03:26,146 But, shorty, I'm far from a saint But I got two AmEx's that look the same way 991 01:03:26,308 --> 01:03:31,235 Wale, D.C., that's me, huh My Prada say Prada and they Prada say Fila 992 01:03:31,396 --> 01:03:33,899 I ain't gotta tell you They know about me, huh 993 01:03:34,066 --> 01:03:36,660 Come to D. C. and I can make you a believer 994 01:03:36,818 --> 01:03:39,571 See, baby, I'm a leader Day away from a Libra 995 01:03:39,738 --> 01:03:42,241 I ain't tryin' to lead you wrong, sugar I need you 996 01:03:42,407 --> 01:03:44,705 So would you please listen To what I'm gonna need from you 997 01:03:44,868 --> 01:03:47,166 Live for tonight Before tomorrow's amnesia 998 01:03:47,329 --> 01:03:52,051 Pretty girls I ask them do they smoke 999 01:03:52,918 --> 01:03:54,920 Holy shit! 1000 01:03:55,921 --> 01:03:57,548 It's fucking insane. 1001 01:04:14,606 --> 01:04:18,611 Thomas, look at what we did. Epic. 1002 01:04:21,905 --> 01:04:24,454 Is this big enough to be cool? 1003 01:04:25,742 --> 01:04:27,164 Game changer. 1004 01:04:29,121 --> 01:04:30,794 Holy shit, it's the news. 1005 01:04:38,380 --> 01:04:39,472 Dude, that's Thomas! 1006 01:04:39,631 --> 01:04:42,635 Thomas! Thomas! Thomas! 1007 01:04:42,801 --> 01:04:44,724 Are you hearing this? 1008 01:04:44,886 --> 01:04:49,608 Thomas! Thomas! Thomas! 1009 01:04:49,766 --> 01:04:51,484 This is your fucking party, man. 1010 01:04:52,436 --> 01:04:54,655 You're right, dude. I needed this. 1011 01:04:58,817 --> 01:05:00,034 Fuck, yeah! 1012 01:05:08,076 --> 01:05:11,831 Look at me now, bitches! My party is the shit! 1013 01:05:12,414 --> 01:05:15,042 MY Party is legendary! 1014 01:05:17,544 --> 01:05:20,013 Thomas! Thomas! Thomas! 1015 01:05:20,172 --> 01:05:21,845 - Watch this. - Watch what? 1016 01:05:22,007 --> 01:05:26,012 - Are you kidding me? - Hey, all you bitches. Aah! 1017 01:05:27,846 --> 01:05:30,269 Know me from the you know Boss in my Hugo 1018 01:05:33,226 --> 01:05:35,695 Thomas, you crazy motherfucker! I love you! 1019 01:05:39,065 --> 01:05:43,536 Jump! Jump! Jump! 1020 01:05:43,695 --> 01:05:46,448 Fuck that shit. I'm not jumping. Fuck that. 1021 01:05:46,865 --> 01:05:49,243 Jump! Jump! Jump! 1022 01:05:52,496 --> 01:05:54,999 To my family members, all my friends on Facebook... 1023 01:05:55,165 --> 01:05:56,712 What? - It's been a great ride. 1024 01:05:56,875 --> 01:05:59,970 - Costa, hold on to these. - J.B., don't do it, man. 1025 01:06:00,128 --> 01:06:01,880 - You're way too fat. - Shut up. 1026 01:06:08,512 --> 01:06:09,889 Yeah! 1027 01:06:17,854 --> 01:06:19,856 Oh, my God! 1028 01:06:22,734 --> 01:06:24,987 J.B., you all right, man? 1029 01:06:25,695 --> 01:06:28,073 - J.B., you all right? Ha-ha-ha! 1030 01:06:39,084 --> 01:06:40,176 This is Falcon One. 1031 01:06:40,335 --> 01:06:43,305 I was just attacked by this really sexy woman. 1032 01:06:43,463 --> 01:06:46,091 We've lost all control. The house was breached hours ago. 1033 01:06:46,258 --> 01:06:47,760 Chaos has spread to the streets. 1034 01:06:47,926 --> 01:06:50,679 And the police are returning in force. We're clearly outnumbered. 1035 01:06:59,604 --> 01:07:00,730 God, help us. 1036 01:07:06,319 --> 01:07:07,912 Assholes! 1037 01:07:16,454 --> 01:07:20,379 Cops go home! Cops go home! Cops go home! 1038 01:07:20,542 --> 01:07:22,465 This is the police. 1039 01:07:22,627 --> 01:07:26,302 Disperse peacefully and immediately or you will be subject to arrest. 1040 01:07:37,225 --> 01:07:38,977 In need of immediate assistance. 1041 01:07:41,062 --> 01:07:42,279 Drive, drive, drive! 1042 01:07:44,941 --> 01:07:47,239 Requesting backup, all units... 1043 01:08:05,003 --> 01:08:06,050 Holy shit! 1044 01:08:06,212 --> 01:08:08,135 I jumped off the house on purpose. 1045 01:08:12,010 --> 01:08:14,183 Chaos has broken out in the Southland... 1046 01:08:14,346 --> 01:08:18,897 where this normally quiet residential street has turned into anarchy. 1047 01:08:28,526 --> 01:08:31,871 I'm joined now by Captain Reesman of the Police Department. 1048 01:08:32,030 --> 01:08:35,159 We'll have to let this thing burn out before we even think about moving back in. 1049 01:09:24,916 --> 01:09:27,044 Good evening, uh, this is... This is Dax. 1050 01:09:30,964 --> 01:09:33,433 I'm inside the belly of the beast. 1051 01:09:33,883 --> 01:09:36,306 I don't have words for some of the things I've seen. 1052 01:09:36,469 --> 01:09:40,224 Pfft. A lot of people don't know this simple fact, but this is actually... 1053 01:09:40,390 --> 01:09:43,644 it's the first party I've ever attended and you... 1054 01:09:43,810 --> 01:09:47,565 Perhaps tonight is just business as usual, but something tells me, no, it's not. 1055 01:09:53,695 --> 01:09:55,789 - Shit, that's my dad's car. - Shit, dude. 1056 01:09:57,198 --> 01:09:58,290 Oh, shit. 1057 01:10:04,873 --> 01:10:06,921 Oh, shit! 1058 01:10:18,428 --> 01:10:20,681 Are you kidding me? 1059 01:10:23,683 --> 01:10:25,936 - What are you doing? - What? 1060 01:10:26,102 --> 01:10:27,729 Fuck your car! 1061 01:10:30,565 --> 01:10:31,691 Motherfuckers! 1062 01:10:33,485 --> 01:10:36,534 Oh, my God, Thomas, we're fucked. 1063 01:10:36,696 --> 01:10:38,664 I don't know how to fix this. 1064 01:10:39,908 --> 01:10:42,411 I don't know how to fix any of this shit. 1065 01:10:42,577 --> 01:10:46,707 I'm sorry, Thomas. I just wanted to get some pussy. 1066 01:10:50,084 --> 01:10:53,384 And something's just happening right now. I've heard a commotion. 1067 01:10:55,423 --> 01:10:56,891 Holy shit! 1068 01:11:00,762 --> 01:11:02,560 What the fuck is that? 1069 01:11:02,722 --> 01:11:04,065 Whoa! 1070 01:11:07,268 --> 01:11:08,440 Outside visual on subject with... 1071 01:11:08,603 --> 01:11:10,196 Everybody, back! 1072 01:11:13,358 --> 01:11:14,951 Fuck! You guys, come on! 1073 01:11:15,109 --> 01:11:17,578 Come on, get the fuck out of here! Move! - Come on! 1074 01:11:17,737 --> 01:11:20,365 - Go! Shit! - Come on! 1075 01:11:20,573 --> 01:11:23,577 Whoa! What the fuck, dude! Get down! 1076 01:11:23,743 --> 01:11:25,711 - Holy shit! Look out. - Shit! What the fuck? 1077 01:11:27,288 --> 01:11:31,088 - Subject is armed and active. - Oh, my fucking God. 1078 01:11:31,251 --> 01:11:35,381 Police are on scene in riot gear. SWAT officers are rushing forward. 1079 01:11:35,547 --> 01:11:37,641 All units hold for SWAT team arrival. 1080 01:11:40,927 --> 01:11:42,895 - Fuck! - Holy shit, dude, it's T-Rick! 1081 01:11:43,054 --> 01:11:46,900 - What the fuck is he doing? - Costa! 1082 01:11:47,058 --> 01:11:50,403 Give me back my fucking gnome! 1083 01:11:50,562 --> 01:11:53,816 - Give it to him. Where is it? - It was full of Ecstasy. Everyone ate it! 1084 01:11:53,982 --> 01:11:56,861 Where the fuck is Costa? 1085 01:11:57,026 --> 01:11:58,869 Subject is advancing. 1086 01:12:02,782 --> 01:12:04,910 Whoa, shit! 1087 01:12:06,578 --> 01:12:07,625 This is the police... 1088 01:12:07,787 --> 01:12:09,505 Approach with extreme caution. 1089 01:12:09,664 --> 01:12:12,964 Put down your weapon and put your hands in the air. 1090 01:12:13,126 --> 01:12:15,845 - Get down! Show me your hands! - Put down your weapon! 1091 01:12:16,004 --> 01:12:18,223 Police are now firing rubber bullets. 1092 01:12:18,381 --> 01:12:19,803 - Drop it now! - Back up, back up! 1093 01:12:19,966 --> 01:12:21,013 Get back! 1094 01:12:22,093 --> 01:12:23,811 Suspect is firing at officers. 1095 01:12:24,304 --> 01:12:27,057 - Fuck this. - Where are you going? Get back here! 1096 01:12:27,223 --> 01:12:28,349 Dude, Thomas, no! 1097 01:12:28,516 --> 01:12:31,019 Look, T-Rick, we can fix this. Okay, man? 1098 01:12:31,185 --> 01:12:32,232 Fuck you! 1099 01:12:32,395 --> 01:12:35,695 You burn me, I burn you! 1100 01:12:35,857 --> 01:12:37,530 Thomas, get back here, dude! 1101 01:12:37,692 --> 01:12:39,239 Costa, you motherfucker! 1102 01:12:39,402 --> 01:12:41,655 Put down your weapon. Put your hands in the air. 1103 01:12:41,821 --> 01:12:42,947 Go, go, go! - Shit! 1104 01:12:43,114 --> 01:12:44,991 Put down your weapon. 1105 01:12:45,158 --> 01:12:47,001 Yeah. Now. Take the shot! 1106 01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:48,377 Get the fuck out of here! 1107 01:12:48,536 --> 01:12:50,038 Go! 1108 01:12:51,539 --> 01:12:53,007 Get back. Get back! 1109 01:12:53,708 --> 01:12:54,880 Fuck. Oh, my God. 1110 01:12:55,043 --> 01:12:56,716 Still active and on the move. 1111 01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:00,382 Heading toward residence. 1112 01:13:02,717 --> 01:13:04,560 Holy shit! 1113 01:13:07,221 --> 01:13:09,269 This is the police. 1114 01:13:10,141 --> 01:13:12,235 Disperse immediately. 1115 01:13:12,977 --> 01:13:14,069 Oh, my God. 1116 01:13:14,228 --> 01:13:16,902 Disperse immediately or you will be subject to arrest. 1117 01:13:17,565 --> 01:13:19,238 This is the police. 1118 01:13:23,905 --> 01:13:26,408 - We gotta get out of here. - I can't leave my house. 1119 01:13:26,574 --> 01:13:28,451 The house is gone, man. It's fucking over. 1120 01:13:28,618 --> 01:13:31,371 - Where's Milo? - This is the police. 1121 01:13:38,795 --> 01:13:40,923 Disperse immediately. 1122 01:13:45,885 --> 01:13:47,057 Go, go! 1123 01:13:48,137 --> 01:13:50,265 I hear him here. 1124 01:13:50,431 --> 01:13:53,526 What the fuck are you doing? The dog's not gonna be in that drawer. 1125 01:13:53,685 --> 01:13:56,029 Here he is! I got him! Motherfuckers! 1126 01:13:56,187 --> 01:13:57,734 Come on, let's go. Move! 1127 01:14:05,279 --> 01:14:07,281 It's complete chaos out here. 1128 01:14:07,448 --> 01:14:11,373 Police are using flash-bang grenades to try and disperse this crowd. 1129 01:14:11,536 --> 01:14:12,788 This is the police. 1130 01:14:12,954 --> 01:14:15,298 Disperse immediately. 1131 01:14:15,456 --> 01:14:18,960 If you do not disperse immediately, you will be subject to arrest. 1132 01:14:20,795 --> 01:14:22,138 Go! Go! 1133 01:14:22,296 --> 01:14:25,766 Police are now mobilizing. Fire helicopters have been brought in. 1134 01:14:25,925 --> 01:14:28,769 They're dropping water to put this blaze out. 1135 01:14:38,312 --> 01:14:41,532 Scene in progress, 50 yards ahead of IC. Officers need assistance. 1136 01:14:41,691 --> 01:14:43,489 Holy shit! 1137 01:14:43,651 --> 01:14:46,120 Tyler, I need you! Pull it together! 1138 01:14:49,073 --> 01:14:51,167 Civilians 50 yards ahead on Dickens. 1139 01:14:53,327 --> 01:14:55,671 - Officers engaged with riot... - What is going on? 1140 01:14:55,830 --> 01:14:58,049 - Stay down. Stay down. - Fuck! Shit! 1141 01:14:59,876 --> 01:15:01,378 Milo! 1142 01:15:02,295 --> 01:15:04,013 - Dude, Milo! - Hey, Oliver! 1143 01:15:04,172 --> 01:15:05,799 Great party, buddy. 1144 01:15:05,965 --> 01:15:07,683 You owe me a tree, you piece of shit. 1145 01:15:07,842 --> 01:15:12,222 All we're doing is trying to have a good time, you cocksucking motherfucker! 1146 01:15:12,388 --> 01:15:15,642 You know where you're going? You're going to jail, you motherfucker! 1147 01:15:15,808 --> 01:15:20,564 Yeah! That's my boys! Suck my dick, Robert! Suck my fucking dick! 1148 01:15:26,194 --> 01:15:27,320 Fuck! Shit! 1149 01:15:27,487 --> 01:15:30,536 Black sedan. License plate... We've got a hit-and-run. 1150 01:15:30,698 --> 01:15:33,998 - Go, go, go! - Run! Run! 1151 01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,003 Unit 23, what's your status? 1152 01:15:40,792 --> 01:15:44,217 - Skirmish line, be advised, officer down, officer down. 1153 01:16:02,980 --> 01:16:07,030 He's home alone. He's been up all night, so he's probably gonna crash soon. 1154 01:16:07,193 --> 01:16:10,914 We wait about an hour to make sure he's asleep, then we make our move. 1155 01:16:11,072 --> 01:16:13,951 We go in the back, break Rob's door down, and torch the house. 1156 01:16:14,117 --> 01:16:16,211 - Yeah. - What the fuck are you talking about? 1157 01:16:16,369 --> 01:16:19,543 The guy has a wife and a baby. You're not gonna burn his house down. 1158 01:16:19,705 --> 01:16:21,833 He called the cops on us. He ruined everything. 1159 01:16:21,999 --> 01:16:26,379 It's 6 in the morning, man. Let it go. It's over. 1160 01:16:27,046 --> 01:16:28,844 Just go home. 1161 01:16:35,263 --> 01:16:36,936 What about our money? 1162 01:16:38,432 --> 01:16:42,232 The house is trashed. You're the worst security ever. 1163 01:16:53,573 --> 01:16:55,246 You guys should go home too. 1164 01:16:57,493 --> 01:16:59,461 You gonna be okay, man? 1165 01:16:59,954 --> 01:17:02,798 Yeah, I'm just gonna hang here with Milo for a bit. 1166 01:17:08,462 --> 01:17:09,463 All right. 1167 01:17:10,214 --> 01:17:12,137 I'm gonna go home... 1168 01:17:13,092 --> 01:17:16,892 have a good cry, and start calling some lawyers. 1169 01:17:18,639 --> 01:17:21,483 Thomas, whatever happens, man... 1170 01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:25,439 that was one fucking hell of a night. 1171 01:17:25,938 --> 01:17:28,316 Come on, J.B., let's bounce. 1172 01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:55,093 You can go too, Dax. 1173 01:17:58,137 --> 01:17:59,935 Thanks, Thomas. 1174 01:18:00,306 --> 01:18:02,729 I had a really fun time. 1175 01:18:04,685 --> 01:18:06,608 You'll be all right. 1176 01:18:22,411 --> 01:18:24,459 Kevin and Bean from the world-famous KROQ. 1177 01:18:24,622 --> 01:18:28,547 Can we talk about this insanity in Pasadena last night? 1178 01:18:28,709 --> 01:18:30,552 It looked like the greatest party ever. 1179 01:18:30,711 --> 01:18:32,554 Big Boy's neighborhood, beautiful day. 1180 01:18:32,713 --> 01:18:35,136 It is going down. I don't know if you seen the news. 1181 01:18:35,299 --> 01:18:39,395 But some cats had a party in Pasadena and took this thing to the whole next level. 1182 01:18:39,553 --> 01:18:43,558 I'm talking about, they trashed the neighborhood. They trashed the house. 1183 01:18:43,724 --> 01:18:45,772 We heard that Kanye made an appearance there. 1184 01:18:45,935 --> 01:18:49,439 Yeah, so if you were there at the party in Pasadena last night, hit us up... 1185 01:18:49,605 --> 01:18:53,326 because we're gonna be talking about it all morning long in the neighborhood. 1186 01:18:57,613 --> 01:19:01,117 - I really am sorry. - You said that already. 1187 01:19:03,869 --> 01:19:07,919 Do you have any idea how much all this is gonna cost, Thomas? 1188 01:19:10,376 --> 01:19:13,050 Your college fund is gone, I can tell you that. 1189 01:19:15,006 --> 01:19:17,600 - Yeah. Dad, I'm sorry. - You had so much going for you... 1190 01:19:17,758 --> 01:19:22,104 and you just pissed it all away for one night? 1191 01:19:26,267 --> 01:19:28,611 I just didn't think you had it in you. 1192 01:19:31,314 --> 01:19:34,864 Well, I know. I'm sorry I let you down. 1193 01:19:35,109 --> 01:19:36,656 No. 1194 01:19:36,944 --> 01:19:42,951 I literally didn't think that you had this in you. 1195 01:19:46,454 --> 01:19:49,958 So, uh, how many people were here? 1196 01:19:50,624 --> 01:19:52,092 Uh... 1197 01:19:53,669 --> 01:19:55,171 Fifteen hundred. 1198 01:19:56,547 --> 01:19:58,720 Couple thousand, maybe. 1199 01:19:59,467 --> 01:20:00,810 Wow. 1200 01:20:02,303 --> 01:20:04,271 You should've seen it. 1201 01:20:07,558 --> 01:20:09,435 It was awesome. 1202 01:20:11,979 --> 01:20:14,983 Well, you're still fucked, Thomas. 1203 01:20:29,246 --> 01:20:30,714 It's the motherfucking D-O-double-G 1204 01:20:30,873 --> 01:20:32,750 Snoop Dogg 1205 01:20:33,834 --> 01:20:36,337 You know I'm mobbin' with the D-R-E 1206 01:20:36,504 --> 01:20:38,472 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know who's back... 1207 01:20:39,882 --> 01:20:41,930 Well, at least the van looks gangster now. 1208 01:20:42,093 --> 01:20:45,472 Dude, don't even start, okay? My dad's making me drive it as punishment. 1209 01:20:45,638 --> 01:20:47,356 That sucks. 1210 01:20:47,515 --> 01:20:50,689 Yeah, and I'm being brought up on like six different charges. 1211 01:20:50,851 --> 01:20:52,979 My mom hasn't stopped crying. 1212 01:20:53,145 --> 01:20:55,523 We're living at a Courtyard Marriott right now. 1213 01:20:55,689 --> 01:20:57,862 I'm basically on house arrest until my hearing. 1214 01:20:58,025 --> 01:20:59,743 I'm not supposed to talk to you guys. 1215 01:20:59,902 --> 01:21:03,372 My parents are convinced this is totally gonna be fucking my college plans. 1216 01:21:03,531 --> 01:21:05,750 Your grades are fucking up your college plans. 1217 01:21:05,908 --> 01:21:08,912 My dad got me a lawyer. Even that Jew thinks we're fucked. 1218 01:21:09,078 --> 01:21:11,877 - Thinks we could actually do time for this. J.B.: Jesus. 1219 01:21:12,039 --> 01:21:14,292 What about you, Dax? What did your parents say? 1220 01:21:14,458 --> 01:21:17,052 Oh, I live alone, actually. 1221 01:21:18,295 --> 01:21:20,798 You're really starting to fucking scare me. 1222 01:21:22,883 --> 01:21:24,885 Yo, what up, Kub? 1223 01:21:27,555 --> 01:21:29,228 What's going on, man? 1224 01:21:29,390 --> 01:21:31,017 That's him. 1225 01:21:34,895 --> 01:21:35,987 Hey, Costa. 1226 01:21:36,147 --> 01:21:38,570 - Hi, Thomas. - Thank you. 1227 01:21:38,732 --> 01:21:40,575 Thank you. 1228 01:21:42,611 --> 01:21:45,740 Yo, you guys, Thomas. That party was dope. 1229 01:21:45,906 --> 01:21:47,908 - Thank you, man. - No, thank you, man. 1230 01:21:48,075 --> 01:21:49,577 You guys rock. 1231 01:21:54,915 --> 01:21:56,007 Thank you. 1232 01:21:57,626 --> 01:21:59,173 J.B.! 1233 01:22:00,171 --> 01:22:03,345 Thomas! Thomas! Thomas! 1234 01:22:21,108 --> 01:22:22,655 Kirby, wait. 1235 01:22:23,986 --> 01:22:25,454 Kirby. 1236 01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:29,375 - Hey. - Hey, look, I just wanted to talk to you. 1237 01:22:29,533 --> 01:22:33,208 - There's really nothing to talk about. - Wait. Please, can I just explain? 1238 01:22:33,579 --> 01:22:34,956 It's not that complicated. 1239 01:22:35,456 --> 01:22:39,586 What you did was really not cool. 1240 01:22:40,878 --> 01:22:42,721 It really hurt me. 1241 01:22:43,088 --> 01:22:45,090 Kirby, I'm really sorry about what happened. 1242 01:22:45,549 --> 01:22:47,768 I didn't know how to handle it. 1243 01:22:49,386 --> 01:22:52,481 But I think I do now and that's why I'm here. 1244 01:22:55,226 --> 01:22:58,480 My life right now, it's totally ruined. 1245 01:22:58,646 --> 01:23:02,116 Okay? I practically burned down my whole neighborhood. 1246 01:23:02,733 --> 01:23:06,158 Probably bankrupt my parents. I'll be in debt until I die. 1247 01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:09,494 But the only thing that I care about fixing right now is this. 1248 01:23:09,657 --> 01:23:10,954 So, I'm sorry. 1249 01:23:12,535 --> 01:23:15,084 If you're still mad, I get it... 1250 01:23:15,287 --> 01:23:19,087 but if you are talking to me by my next birthday... 1251 01:23:19,250 --> 01:23:22,174 I'd really like to spend it with just you. 1252 01:23:30,803 --> 01:23:32,305 Oh, you're... 1253 01:23:39,353 --> 01:23:41,447 So we're cool again? 1254 01:23:41,605 --> 01:23:43,983 I never said you were cool. 1255 01:23:57,037 --> 01:24:00,667 So you know this high school party in Pasadena that turned into a riot, right? 1256 01:24:00,833 --> 01:24:04,007 The kid actually burned his parents' house down. Can you imagi...? 1257 01:24:04,169 --> 01:24:06,797 Do you know how many chores it's gonna take to make up for... 1258 01:24:08,465 --> 01:24:11,890 He'll be taking the trash out nine times a day for the rest of his life. 1259 01:24:12,052 --> 01:24:16,307 The person who caused the early morning fire and explosion here... 1260 01:24:16,473 --> 01:24:20,228 - ... has survived his injuries - Costa! 1261 01:24:20,394 --> 01:24:23,193 We moved to a place like Pasadena to avoid stuff like this. 1262 01:24:23,355 --> 01:24:26,450 Some asshole puked all over my front door. 1263 01:24:26,609 --> 01:24:30,705 Do these kids even have parents? It's ridiculous, right? 1264 01:24:31,905 --> 01:24:34,158 Have you seen the footage? Let me tell you. 1265 01:24:34,325 --> 01:24:38,546 I haven't seen that many teenage boobs since R. Kelly's birthday party. 1266 01:25:26,085 --> 01:25:31,592 Joining us now live is one Pasadena teen who's recently drawn a lot of notice... 1267 01:25:31,757 --> 01:25:33,634 for throwing what people are calling... 1268 01:25:33,801 --> 01:25:36,896 possibly the most epic high-school party of all time. 1269 01:25:37,054 --> 01:25:40,934 Costa, before we begin, is there anything that you would like to say to the viewers? 1270 01:25:41,100 --> 01:25:42,272 In fact, I would. 1271 01:25:42,434 --> 01:25:45,563 You said it was perhaps the most epic party of all time. 1272 01:25:45,729 --> 01:25:48,073 It was the most epic party of all time. 1273 01:25:48,232 --> 01:25:51,736 Okay. I was thinking more along the lines of an apology. 1274 01:25:51,902 --> 01:25:53,324 Would you like to apologize? 1275 01:25:53,487 --> 01:25:56,491 I got a better idea. How about I invite you to my next party? 1276 01:25:56,990 --> 01:25:58,992 - What? - Yeah, you heard me, sugar-tits. 1277 01:25:59,159 --> 01:26:01,002 Just make sure you wear something tight.