1 00:00:27,223 --> 00:00:32,223 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:57,111 --> 00:00:59,613 I don't know what's going on. I didn't do any of this. 3 00:00:59,655 --> 00:01:01,866 You can see this all unfolding behind us here. 4 00:01:01,907 --> 00:01:04,076 The killer had, up until this point, 5 00:01:04,118 --> 00:01:06,245 managed to elude identification... 6 00:01:06,287 --> 00:01:08,414 - Excuse me. - Despite leaving behind... 7 00:01:08,456 --> 00:01:10,040 Excuse me, please. Thank you. 8 00:01:10,082 --> 00:01:11,542 Excuse me. 9 00:01:11,584 --> 00:01:13,043 This is outrageous. 10 00:01:13,085 --> 00:01:15,087 My client has no comment. 11 00:01:15,129 --> 00:01:16,297 Step aside, please. 12 00:01:16,338 --> 00:01:17,882 We need to get him in for processing. 13 00:01:17,923 --> 00:01:20,801 Hold on. You got the wrong guy. 14 00:01:20,843 --> 00:01:21,802 Whoa. 15 00:01:23,179 --> 00:01:24,430 Chief. 16 00:01:24,472 --> 00:01:26,724 That's right. I'm back. 17 00:01:26,766 --> 00:01:28,559 Drink it in. 18 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:30,561 Who's this guy? 19 00:01:30,603 --> 00:01:32,396 He's the chief of police. 20 00:01:33,939 --> 00:01:36,692 Aren't you supposed to be rehabbing right now? 21 00:01:36,734 --> 00:01:38,235 As long as I've got a police scanner, 22 00:01:38,277 --> 00:01:40,154 consider me multitasking and on the job. 23 00:01:40,196 --> 00:01:41,864 I will, sir. From here on out. 24 00:01:41,906 --> 00:01:44,366 Now listen up, because this one's got a twist. 25 00:01:46,577 --> 00:01:48,954 - Your suspect has chest hair. - Chest hair? 26 00:01:48,996 --> 00:01:50,956 I mean, it's child's play compared to mine, 27 00:01:50,998 --> 00:01:52,166 but our killer waxes. 28 00:01:52,208 --> 00:01:54,418 Okay, but we have matching tire prints. 29 00:01:54,460 --> 00:01:55,795 Right tires, wrong wear. 30 00:01:55,836 --> 00:01:57,296 But he's got the same neck tattoo 31 00:01:57,338 --> 00:01:59,006 as the ATM security footage. 32 00:01:59,048 --> 00:02:00,132 Wrong side of the spine. 33 00:02:00,174 --> 00:02:01,842 Chief, all due respect, 34 00:02:01,884 --> 00:02:05,679 but this would require a frame job of epic propositions. 35 00:02:05,721 --> 00:02:08,808 Which is why you need to arrest his lawyer. 36 00:02:08,849 --> 00:02:09,809 What? 37 00:02:09,850 --> 00:02:13,104 His own lawyer framed him. How? 38 00:02:13,145 --> 00:02:15,606 It's simple. 39 00:02:15,648 --> 00:02:18,984 You take an empanada, wrap it in a burrito. 40 00:02:19,026 --> 00:02:21,487 Excuse me? 41 00:02:21,529 --> 00:02:23,364 - Uh... - Gus, quiet! 42 00:02:23,405 --> 00:02:24,782 I know it is not on the menu, 43 00:02:24,824 --> 00:02:26,784 but an empanada-rito is not an unreasonable request 44 00:02:26,826 --> 00:02:28,786 because they have made it for me in the past. 45 00:02:28,828 --> 00:02:30,371 Nope. Nope. I won't do it, Shawn. 46 00:02:30,412 --> 00:02:32,581 Their tortillas cannot support the filling and the weight 47 00:02:32,623 --> 00:02:33,916 of a pastry shell. 48 00:02:33,958 --> 00:02:35,668 I'm not gonna walk up to the takeout counter 49 00:02:35,709 --> 00:02:37,628 looking like an amateur, especially when I only have 50 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:39,213 one more hole left on my punch card! 51 00:02:39,255 --> 00:02:41,507 Gus, don't be Adrien Brody's last breath in "The Village." 52 00:02:41,549 --> 00:02:43,217 I am trying to break down Lassiter's case here. 53 00:02:43,259 --> 00:02:44,301 Will you kindly suck it? 54 00:02:44,343 --> 00:02:45,428 - You suck it. - Suck it! 55 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:46,720 Did he just tell me to suck it? 56 00:02:46,762 --> 00:02:47,930 - You suck it. - You suck it. 57 00:02:47,972 --> 00:02:48,931 You flame-suck it. 58 00:02:48,973 --> 00:02:50,391 Flame-suck it! 59 00:02:50,433 --> 00:02:52,268 I think he told you to flame-suck it. 60 00:02:52,309 --> 00:02:53,936 How dare you? 61 00:02:53,978 --> 00:02:55,563 Wait a second. 62 00:02:55,604 --> 00:02:57,523 Is this thing on when I press the button or when I let it go? 63 00:02:57,565 --> 00:02:58,941 Oh, my gosh. 64 00:02:58,983 --> 00:03:01,610 So how does this tortilla fit into the case? 65 00:03:01,652 --> 00:03:03,404 Lass, can you hear me? Hello? 66 00:03:03,446 --> 00:03:06,740 Um, it does by, um, 67 00:03:06,782 --> 00:03:08,784 by virtue of the, um... 68 00:03:10,828 --> 00:03:11,871 empanada. 69 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:16,667 Hey, that's a fun word to say. Empanada. 70 00:03:16,709 --> 00:03:19,086 Uh-oh. He's improvising, Gus. 71 00:03:19,128 --> 00:03:20,838 This could be trouble, and it's your fault. 72 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:21,755 It's not good. 73 00:03:21,797 --> 00:03:23,841 Empanada. Emp-empanada. 74 00:03:23,883 --> 00:03:25,843 It's not good. If you could've wait 75 00:03:25,885 --> 00:03:27,553 five minutes, controlled your appetite, 76 00:03:27,595 --> 00:03:29,346 five minutes, we could've order, like gentlemen. 77 00:03:29,388 --> 00:03:31,682 - I have been waiting, Shawn. - We could've done this first, 78 00:03:31,724 --> 00:03:33,017 and then everything would've been... 79 00:03:33,058 --> 00:03:34,685 I have been waiting. I have been waiting. 80 00:03:34,727 --> 00:03:36,270 Ah, screw it. You know what you did. 81 00:03:36,312 --> 00:03:39,857 - What? - Book him, McNab. 82 00:03:39,899 --> 00:03:40,858 On what? 83 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:42,109 Book him. Get him out of here. 84 00:03:42,151 --> 00:03:43,694 Get that lousy sack of crap out of here. 85 00:03:43,736 --> 00:03:46,113 Okay, well, he... he wrapped it up. He's walking away. 86 00:03:46,155 --> 00:03:48,115 He must have pulled it off, no thanks to you. 87 00:03:48,157 --> 00:03:49,825 - Suck it, Shawn. - Suck it, sucki-tavi. 88 00:03:49,867 --> 00:03:51,827 - Suck it, sucki-tavi? - Suck it, sucki-tavi. 89 00:03:51,869 --> 00:03:52,870 - Suck it. - Sick-tav. 90 00:03:52,912 --> 00:03:53,871 - Suck it, suck it. - Tav. 91 00:03:53,913 --> 00:03:55,289 - Suck it. - Suck-tav. 92 00:04:04,465 --> 00:04:05,758 Sss-ka! 93 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:08,886 Of course I want rice and beans. 94 00:04:08,928 --> 00:04:11,514 - Get extra guac. - And extra guac, please. 95 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:12,973 I was so humiliated. 96 00:04:13,015 --> 00:04:15,476 Oh, come on, Lass. 97 00:04:15,518 --> 00:04:17,394 You're acting like we did it on purpose. 98 00:04:17,436 --> 00:04:18,979 Look, we gave them more than enough 99 00:04:19,021 --> 00:04:20,481 to think twice about the arrest, 100 00:04:20,523 --> 00:04:22,024 and you cut a mean silhouette. 101 00:04:22,066 --> 00:04:23,609 I mean, look at that pocket square 102 00:04:23,651 --> 00:04:26,320 sticking out like a little hipster turtlehead. 103 00:04:26,362 --> 00:04:27,738 Now, let's get you home, huh? 104 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:29,115 Gus and I have a long day ahead of us. 105 00:04:29,156 --> 00:04:31,075 This thing really drives from either side? 106 00:04:32,409 --> 00:04:34,662 You kidding? It's the Dualberry. 107 00:04:34,703 --> 00:04:36,122 That means it's got two of everything. 108 00:04:36,163 --> 00:04:38,582 Two steering wheels, two sets of brakes, 109 00:04:38,624 --> 00:04:40,543 seven ashtrays, zero cupholders, 110 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:42,086 and exactly one working spark plug. 111 00:04:42,128 --> 00:04:43,796 It's great if you feel like delivering mail 112 00:04:43,838 --> 00:04:46,424 or pulling into a drive-through backwards. 113 00:04:46,465 --> 00:04:48,759 Do you mind if I, um, 114 00:04:48,801 --> 00:04:50,594 ride in the driver's seat? 115 00:05:01,188 --> 00:05:02,648 Don't think we're having a moment. 116 00:05:02,690 --> 00:05:05,067 Oh, no. No, no, no. You're having a moment. 117 00:05:05,109 --> 00:05:07,153 I'm just watching, like Mr. Miyagi 118 00:05:07,194 --> 00:05:09,613 at the very, very end of "Karate Kid 1." 119 00:05:11,115 --> 00:05:12,700 Of course, if you're really feeling it, 120 00:05:12,741 --> 00:05:14,285 we can hold hands. 121 00:05:14,326 --> 00:05:17,079 I would rather wear those shoes that look like gloves. 122 00:05:17,121 --> 00:05:18,038 All right. 123 00:05:20,666 --> 00:05:23,669 Damn it, I miss this. 124 00:05:26,505 --> 00:05:28,257 Look, Lassie, 125 00:05:28,299 --> 00:05:30,926 you can drive Gus and I around any time you want. 126 00:05:30,968 --> 00:05:32,720 - Isn't that right, Gus? - Shawn, you don't 127 00:05:32,762 --> 00:05:35,806 interrupt a man when he's selecting napkin rings. 128 00:05:35,848 --> 00:05:38,184 He's been a little lost in wedding planning lately. 129 00:05:38,225 --> 00:05:39,518 Yeah, don't care. 130 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,562 How do you two want to handle tomorrow? 131 00:05:41,604 --> 00:05:42,855 - Tomorrow? - Well, obviously, 132 00:05:42,897 --> 00:05:44,190 there'll be a briefing on our case. 133 00:05:44,231 --> 00:05:45,983 I need to know how I came up with all that stuff. 134 00:05:46,025 --> 00:05:47,067 Nope. 135 00:05:47,109 --> 00:05:48,444 Now, why is Gus just saying "nope"? 136 00:05:48,486 --> 00:05:49,653 Tell him, Shawn. 137 00:05:49,695 --> 00:05:51,530 Tell me what, Shawn? 138 00:05:51,572 --> 00:05:53,157 Right. 139 00:05:53,199 --> 00:05:57,703 Well, Lassie, I know this has been a big case for the SBPD, 140 00:05:57,745 --> 00:06:01,332 and the last few weeks have seemed like old times, 141 00:06:01,373 --> 00:06:04,335 but the truth is we can't keep coming down here 142 00:06:04,376 --> 00:06:07,880 and helping you solve crimes from the bush. 143 00:06:07,922 --> 00:06:09,882 But the good news is, you don't need us. 144 00:06:09,924 --> 00:06:13,177 I mean, look at yourself, man. 145 00:06:13,219 --> 00:06:15,679 Look at your beard. 146 00:06:15,721 --> 00:06:18,015 You're ready to fly, 147 00:06:18,057 --> 00:06:20,476 like an eagle or a shark, into the future. 148 00:06:20,518 --> 00:06:23,062 My gut is telling me pewter. 149 00:06:23,104 --> 00:06:25,731 But this brushed nickel has some real nice weight to it. 150 00:06:34,573 --> 00:06:36,200 Nope. You're doing it. 151 00:06:36,242 --> 00:06:39,537 Lassie, might I remind you that we live five hours away? 152 00:06:39,578 --> 00:06:41,497 They're coming after my job. 153 00:06:41,539 --> 00:06:42,581 What? 154 00:06:42,623 --> 00:06:43,874 They're circling like wolves. 155 00:06:43,916 --> 00:06:46,001 Who's circling? Buzz? 156 00:06:46,043 --> 00:06:49,046 Buzz McNab? 157 00:06:49,088 --> 00:06:50,965 He does have those little fangs. 158 00:06:51,006 --> 00:06:54,093 Look, you don't need us, okay? You're Lassiter. 159 00:06:54,135 --> 00:06:55,678 Hey, Dad. Hey, Shawn. 160 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:57,471 - Hey, Magic Head. - Hello. 161 00:06:57,513 --> 00:07:00,307 - Dad, I've got some bad news. - What's that, honey? 162 00:07:00,349 --> 00:07:02,768 You're gonna have to do my math homework for me. 163 00:07:02,810 --> 00:07:04,103 I'm feeling kind of lazy 164 00:07:04,145 --> 00:07:06,230 and Mom says it's too hard for her. 165 00:07:06,272 --> 00:07:07,773 Aww. 166 00:07:07,815 --> 00:07:10,067 Your mother's doing something clever, Lily, called lying. 167 00:07:10,109 --> 00:07:12,027 Besides, Daddy's got a date with the police scanner. 168 00:07:12,069 --> 00:07:14,738 You don't show tomorrow, you're dead to me. 169 00:07:14,780 --> 00:07:17,199 Dad, we're not done talking about this. 170 00:07:23,539 --> 00:07:25,124 - What do you want? - Whoa. 171 00:07:25,166 --> 00:07:26,459 Pop, I haven't seen you in weeks. 172 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:27,751 Consider this a wellness check. 173 00:07:27,793 --> 00:07:29,170 - Can I come in? - I'm busy, Shawn. 174 00:07:29,211 --> 00:07:30,588 What do you need? Spit it out. 175 00:07:30,629 --> 00:07:32,256 Okay, fine. I need you 176 00:07:32,298 --> 00:07:34,592 to hide in the bushes and help Lassie solve cases. 177 00:07:34,633 --> 00:07:36,093 I am too old to play Cyrano, Shawn, 178 00:07:36,135 --> 00:07:40,139 and I told you this was a bad idea to get involved. 179 00:07:40,181 --> 00:07:42,057 - He's not ready yet. - Really? 180 00:07:42,099 --> 00:07:43,893 'Cause he tried to run over a squirrel on the way home. 181 00:07:43,934 --> 00:07:46,228 He's plateauing. 182 00:07:46,270 --> 00:07:48,731 He hasn't made significant progress in months. 183 00:07:48,773 --> 00:07:50,191 Doctor says it could be a phase. 184 00:07:50,232 --> 00:07:52,860 It also could be his new normal. 185 00:07:52,902 --> 00:07:55,237 And he's terrified of never being a cop again. 186 00:07:55,279 --> 00:07:57,448 You know that's how he defines himself. 187 00:07:57,490 --> 00:07:58,699 You guys coming down here 188 00:07:58,741 --> 00:08:00,284 to give him some hope, that's great. 189 00:08:00,326 --> 00:08:04,371 But you can't give him false hope. 190 00:08:04,413 --> 00:08:06,582 Do you understand? 191 00:08:06,624 --> 00:08:08,375 Oh, no, I had no idea. 192 00:08:08,417 --> 00:08:10,211 All right, look. I'll give him a call. 193 00:08:10,252 --> 00:08:12,296 I'll talk him through bits of the case. 194 00:08:12,338 --> 00:08:14,298 But that's it. 195 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:15,341 Anything else? 196 00:08:18,260 --> 00:08:20,096 Yeah. Yeah. 197 00:08:20,137 --> 00:08:23,682 As a matter of fact, I'm having a bit of a crisis of my own. 198 00:08:23,724 --> 00:08:25,601 Oh, good luck with that. 199 00:08:25,643 --> 00:08:28,229 Hey! What is this? 200 00:08:28,270 --> 00:08:29,313 Ow, ow, ow! 201 00:08:29,355 --> 00:08:31,315 I come by to talk to my father. 202 00:08:31,357 --> 00:08:32,650 I'm reaching out. 203 00:08:32,691 --> 00:08:34,652 This is the kind of stuff you live for. 204 00:08:34,693 --> 00:08:36,153 Oh. Do you have a woman back there? 205 00:08:37,530 --> 00:08:39,990 Smells like wood. 206 00:08:40,032 --> 00:08:41,367 Do you have a wooden woman back there? 207 00:08:41,408 --> 00:08:43,828 Wait, wait. Shawn, whatever you need, 208 00:08:43,869 --> 00:08:45,246 you can say it from right here. 209 00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:52,253 It's Gus. 210 00:08:52,294 --> 00:08:54,130 It just feels like we're drifting apart. 211 00:08:54,171 --> 00:08:55,673 I mean, lately I'll send him a text, 212 00:08:55,714 --> 00:08:58,509 and he just responds with an emoji, 213 00:08:58,551 --> 00:08:59,969 or by emphasizing my text. 214 00:09:00,010 --> 00:09:02,430 And I'm like, "I know. I sent it." 215 00:09:02,471 --> 00:09:06,100 All male friendships die at fatherhood, Shawn. 216 00:09:06,142 --> 00:09:08,269 I tried to prepare you for this when you were younger. 217 00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:09,562 I don't remember that. 218 00:09:09,603 --> 00:09:11,480 That's because you have a very selective memory. 219 00:09:11,522 --> 00:09:13,315 Well, sure, what's the point of having a memory 220 00:09:13,357 --> 00:09:14,859 if you can't choose what to remember? 221 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:16,235 - It's called America. - All right, look. 222 00:09:16,277 --> 00:09:18,779 Here's the thing: he is evolving. 223 00:09:18,821 --> 00:09:20,489 And this next chapter in Gus' life 224 00:09:20,531 --> 00:09:23,117 is gonna be like nothing he's ever experienced before, 225 00:09:23,159 --> 00:09:24,952 and he couldn't be less prepared. 226 00:09:24,994 --> 00:09:28,330 And I suspect he is gonna love every waking moment. 227 00:09:28,372 --> 00:09:30,916 Well, guess what. I'm evolving too, 228 00:09:30,958 --> 00:09:32,501 so how come we can't evolve together, 229 00:09:32,543 --> 00:09:35,337 like NSYNC, when they opened that hot dog stand? 230 00:09:35,379 --> 00:09:37,965 Go talk to your best friend. Tell him you love him. 231 00:09:38,007 --> 00:09:39,633 Tell him you'll always be there for him. 232 00:09:39,675 --> 00:09:41,010 And you'll figure it out, 233 00:09:41,051 --> 00:09:43,929 even if it doesn't involve adjoining waterslides. 234 00:09:43,971 --> 00:09:45,723 Shawn, we gotta bounce. 235 00:09:48,768 --> 00:09:50,102 Guster? 236 00:09:50,144 --> 00:09:51,896 Are you building a wooden woman? 237 00:09:57,193 --> 00:10:00,738 Gus, I love you, man. 238 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:03,073 But we always said that if one of us starts acting crazy 239 00:10:03,115 --> 00:10:05,826 about our wedding or looming childbirth, 240 00:10:05,868 --> 00:10:07,077 the other one would speak up, right? 241 00:10:07,119 --> 00:10:08,245 I love you, too, Shawn, 242 00:10:08,287 --> 00:10:09,747 and you just made up that agreement. 243 00:10:09,789 --> 00:10:10,873 I'm worried about us, man. 244 00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:16,378 - Okay, what is this? - It's an explosive device. 245 00:10:16,420 --> 00:10:18,714 - Why is it giftwrapped? - It's a gender-reveal box. 246 00:10:18,756 --> 00:10:20,591 Didn't we use to make fun of things like this? 247 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:23,761 Yes, but not anymore. My baby's sex will be revealed 248 00:10:23,803 --> 00:10:25,471 the way the good Lord always intended... 249 00:10:25,513 --> 00:10:27,431 in a glorious nontoxic powder cloud 250 00:10:27,473 --> 00:10:28,974 in front of 35 of my closest friends. 251 00:10:29,016 --> 00:10:30,810 You don't have 35 close friends. 252 00:10:30,851 --> 00:10:32,144 For the sake of my wedding, I do. 253 00:10:32,186 --> 00:10:34,313 Now, please, unzip the wedding duffel. 254 00:10:34,355 --> 00:10:36,273 If it starts to beep, take cover. 255 00:10:36,315 --> 00:10:37,775 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 256 00:10:37,817 --> 00:10:39,110 Sorry, Shawn, 257 00:10:39,151 --> 00:10:42,613 I just have so much on my plate right now. 258 00:10:42,655 --> 00:10:44,156 But you were married before. 259 00:10:44,198 --> 00:10:47,284 Shawn, I was drunk on dark rum, spiced rum, and wormwood. 260 00:10:47,326 --> 00:10:49,495 I eloped. That nearly killed my parents. 261 00:10:49,537 --> 00:10:50,496 And now I'm on the road 262 00:10:50,538 --> 00:10:51,705 to having a child out of wedlock. 263 00:10:51,747 --> 00:10:53,499 I can't do that to my sweet mother's soul. 264 00:10:53,541 --> 00:10:55,376 She needs a church wedding and a baptism, 265 00:10:55,417 --> 00:10:56,836 and that's what she's gonna get. 266 00:10:56,877 --> 00:10:58,462 Fine. So pick a date already. 267 00:10:58,504 --> 00:11:00,965 I can't! Selene hasn't gotten the divorce papers signed yet. 268 00:11:01,006 --> 00:11:02,466 - Why not? - I don't know. 269 00:11:02,508 --> 00:11:04,051 Let me help you. Give me this guy's name. 270 00:11:04,093 --> 00:11:05,344 She won't tell me that either. 271 00:11:05,386 --> 00:11:06,971 That doesn't strike you as weird? 272 00:11:07,012 --> 00:11:08,597 Can we try the ice cream logs? 273 00:11:08,639 --> 00:11:10,599 She says she wants to take care of herself. 274 00:11:10,641 --> 00:11:12,268 She says she doesn't need some man to swoop in 275 00:11:12,309 --> 00:11:13,686 to solve her problems for her. 276 00:11:13,727 --> 00:11:14,645 - She said that? - She did. 277 00:11:14,687 --> 00:11:15,980 - Aloud? - Yes! 278 00:11:16,021 --> 00:11:17,440 Does she know it would be us swooping in, 279 00:11:17,481 --> 00:11:19,066 and that that's not the same thing at all? 280 00:11:19,108 --> 00:11:20,484 Shawn, I agreed to let her take care of it, 281 00:11:20,526 --> 00:11:21,986 which is why I'm just trying to focus 282 00:11:22,027 --> 00:11:23,279 on the things I can control. 283 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,489 - Like bouquets. - And an officiant. 284 00:11:25,531 --> 00:11:27,491 I put a pin in Father Westley to perform the ceremony. 285 00:11:27,533 --> 00:11:29,285 Father Westley specializes in exorcisms. 286 00:11:29,326 --> 00:11:32,288 He does weddings, too, Shawn. He's also on Cameo. 287 00:11:32,329 --> 00:11:35,499 But you are certain that she wants a divorce, right? 288 00:11:35,541 --> 00:11:37,668 Stop asking questions that are freaking me out, Shawn. 289 00:11:37,710 --> 00:11:39,044 I trust Selene. 290 00:11:39,086 --> 00:11:40,796 I'll say it again. I trust her. 291 00:11:40,838 --> 00:11:42,965 - Okay. - We're past eight months, 292 00:11:43,007 --> 00:11:44,508 and that baby won't stop gestating. 293 00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:46,177 I tried to respect her wishes and wait, 294 00:11:46,218 --> 00:11:48,512 but the clock is expiring, and I got a wedding to plan. 295 00:11:48,554 --> 00:11:50,139 I'm here for you, buddy. 296 00:11:50,181 --> 00:11:52,641 Oh, crap. I gotta meet with the videographer. 297 00:11:54,852 --> 00:11:56,312 I'll be honest, 298 00:11:56,353 --> 00:11:58,397 I didn't think we'd have to take our pants off for this. 299 00:11:58,439 --> 00:12:01,692 I didn't ask you to. You are like toddlers. 300 00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:04,820 Well observed. 301 00:12:04,862 --> 00:12:06,238 Here's a question: 302 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,449 can mine be parachute pants? 303 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,410 - You must leave. - Yep. 304 00:12:24,757 --> 00:12:28,052 Hey! You're back early. 305 00:12:28,094 --> 00:12:29,303 Just wanted to make sure I'm ready 306 00:12:29,345 --> 00:12:30,721 for our couples dinner tonight. 307 00:12:30,763 --> 00:12:32,640 Thought maybe we could spend some couples time 308 00:12:32,681 --> 00:12:34,225 doing couples things. 309 00:12:34,266 --> 00:12:35,810 That's so many "couples" for one sentence, 310 00:12:35,851 --> 00:12:38,270 I'm immediately suspicious. What are you up to? 311 00:12:38,312 --> 00:12:41,315 Nothing. Just being super sweet to my nighttime lover. 312 00:12:41,357 --> 00:12:42,942 What do you say we crack a wheel of cheese 313 00:12:42,983 --> 00:12:45,736 and maybe run a background check on... 314 00:12:45,778 --> 00:12:48,739 Selene's husband? No. 315 00:12:48,781 --> 00:12:50,908 You said you wanted to do things together. 316 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:52,284 Selene is our family now, 317 00:12:52,326 --> 00:12:53,536 and you have to respect her wishes 318 00:12:53,577 --> 00:12:55,037 and let her handle the situation. 319 00:12:55,079 --> 00:12:56,872 The situ... so you know about that. 320 00:12:56,914 --> 00:12:58,082 Of course I do. 321 00:12:58,124 --> 00:12:59,583 She doesn't want to talk about it. 322 00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:02,211 - It's strange, right? - It's not for us to judge. 323 00:13:02,253 --> 00:13:03,963 You're wrong. We should be judging everything 324 00:13:04,004 --> 00:13:06,090 - all the time. - Shawn. Shawn. 325 00:13:06,132 --> 00:13:08,384 I finally have a real adult friend, 326 00:13:08,426 --> 00:13:10,094 and you are not going to ruin my last shot 327 00:13:10,136 --> 00:13:11,262 at being a godparent. 328 00:13:11,303 --> 00:13:13,222 Godparent? That's something we want? 329 00:13:13,264 --> 00:13:14,598 Of course we do! 330 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:17,101 What if the kid is awful or obsessed with crafts? 331 00:13:17,143 --> 00:13:20,104 Shawn, Gus and Selene both have sisters in line 332 00:13:20,146 --> 00:13:21,397 in front of me. 333 00:13:21,439 --> 00:13:24,066 And their kids are the closest I'll ever get 334 00:13:24,108 --> 00:13:25,776 to being a parent. 335 00:13:25,818 --> 00:13:28,112 You know, now that we've decided that we're not... 336 00:13:30,823 --> 00:13:32,658 You know... 337 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:35,619 Hey, if you're having second thoughts about... 338 00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:40,583 Shawn, if neither of us can even say "having a baby," 339 00:13:40,624 --> 00:13:42,293 I think we know exactly where we are. 340 00:13:42,334 --> 00:13:44,086 I can say it, and we can reopen those discussions 341 00:13:44,128 --> 00:13:45,463 right here, right now. 342 00:13:45,504 --> 00:13:47,965 Or much later, in the distant future. 343 00:13:48,007 --> 00:13:49,508 Shawn, how old do you think we are? 344 00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:52,052 Younger than James Spader when he did "Pretty in Pink." 345 00:13:52,094 --> 00:13:53,929 And McCarthy. And Cryer. 346 00:13:53,971 --> 00:13:55,848 Look, I know we agreed 347 00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:59,268 that we don't have to define ourselves by kids, 348 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:01,937 and we have rewarding careers and a life we love. 349 00:14:01,979 --> 00:14:04,106 It's just... 350 00:14:04,148 --> 00:14:07,860 just feeling really final all of a sudden. 351 00:14:07,902 --> 00:14:11,197 Well, it doesn't have to. We can change our minds. 352 00:14:11,238 --> 00:14:13,949 There are creams and balms and extracts 353 00:14:13,991 --> 00:14:15,242 that will help us get pregnant. 354 00:14:15,284 --> 00:14:18,204 Plus, they have electric wombs and such. 355 00:14:20,915 --> 00:14:22,416 I gotta go, Shawn. 356 00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:24,001 I'll see you tonight. 357 00:14:24,043 --> 00:14:26,128 It's gonna be social thing. 358 00:14:36,013 --> 00:14:37,098 Yo, Chief. 359 00:14:37,139 --> 00:14:38,682 - No. - What? 360 00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:41,310 I'm not running a background check on Selene's husband. 361 00:14:41,352 --> 00:14:42,478 Jules already called you? 362 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,146 Yeah, the second you left her side. 363 00:14:44,188 --> 00:14:45,648 Damn, that woman can compartmentalize. 364 00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:48,025 Yeah. That's what's what we do. 365 00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:51,153 Now, go away. I'm packing. 366 00:14:51,195 --> 00:14:53,155 Are you joining a cult? 367 00:14:53,197 --> 00:14:55,825 No, I'm going on vacation 368 00:14:55,866 --> 00:14:58,786 for the first time in, like, ten years. 369 00:14:58,828 --> 00:15:01,288 I've been working 60 hours a week since I got here, 370 00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:04,959 so I deserve to go camping with my family, 371 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,043 far enough out in the woods 372 00:15:06,085 --> 00:15:08,129 where cell phones can't track me down. 373 00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:09,588 Karen... may I call you that? 374 00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:11,048 I mean, in light of recent events? 375 00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:12,716 I'm not changing my name. 376 00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:16,137 I am trying to help my best friend get married 377 00:15:16,178 --> 00:15:17,430 before he has a baby out of wedlock 378 00:15:17,471 --> 00:15:18,806 and breaks his mother's heart. 379 00:15:18,848 --> 00:15:21,725 So in a weird way, I am the hero of this story, 380 00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:24,562 just like Phil Collins in "Buster." 381 00:15:24,603 --> 00:15:26,897 They're waiting for you downstairs in the courtroom. 382 00:15:26,939 --> 00:15:30,818 Oh, no. I am so late. 383 00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:32,194 Could you call my husband 384 00:15:32,236 --> 00:15:34,363 and just tell him that I'll be a little delayed, 385 00:15:34,405 --> 00:15:38,117 but I still think we can hit the road by 6:00-ish? 386 00:15:38,159 --> 00:15:40,161 - Okay. - Tricky Vickie. 387 00:15:40,202 --> 00:15:41,579 - Stop it. - LL Cool K. 388 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,539 - Ooh, that's not happening. - Chief Nasty Taquanda. 389 00:15:43,581 --> 00:15:45,416 Shawn, I'm telling ya no. 390 00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:47,751 What if this guy is a deranged lunatic, huh? 391 00:15:47,793 --> 00:15:49,712 And we're just inviting him into our inner circle? 392 00:15:49,753 --> 00:15:53,841 Come on, Chief. I know you. I freaking know you. 393 00:15:53,883 --> 00:15:55,676 And I can see that you're suspicious, too. 394 00:15:55,718 --> 00:15:57,303 Mm... 395 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,432 I'm telling you no. 396 00:16:01,474 --> 00:16:05,144 And I'm leaving my office unattended. 397 00:16:05,186 --> 00:16:06,812 Do with that what you will. 398 00:16:06,854 --> 00:16:11,192 Just don't get caught, or I will prosecute you. 399 00:16:36,008 --> 00:16:37,176 Huh. 400 00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:42,807 What do you want, Shawn? 401 00:16:42,848 --> 00:16:45,601 Hey, buddy. Just thinking about ya. 402 00:16:45,643 --> 00:16:47,436 Making this reservation for dinner tonight. 403 00:16:47,478 --> 00:16:49,355 How do you spell Selene's last name? 404 00:16:49,396 --> 00:16:51,524 - Gilmore, as in "Girls." - That's what I thought. 405 00:16:51,565 --> 00:16:53,400 I just thought it'd be fun to make it under her name, 406 00:16:53,442 --> 00:16:55,194 you know, in case you two beat us there. 407 00:16:57,488 --> 00:16:59,490 Will you repeat that? Just spell it for me. 408 00:16:59,532 --> 00:17:02,368 - Gilmore. G-I-L-more. - Uh-huh. 409 00:17:07,414 --> 00:17:09,208 Is there any chance she's an 86-year-old man 410 00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,418 - from Gwinnett, Georgia? - You're being weird, Shawn. 411 00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:12,628 I promise, I'm not being weird. 412 00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:14,171 It's just, are you absolutely certain 413 00:17:14,213 --> 00:17:15,506 that she's a human person? 414 00:17:15,548 --> 00:17:16,799 I can't do this with you right now. 415 00:17:16,841 --> 00:17:18,509 All right, fine. I'll talk to you tonight. 416 00:17:18,551 --> 00:17:20,803 Whoa, before you go, how dead set are you 417 00:17:20,845 --> 00:17:23,139 on dinner not being weird or uncomfortable? 418 00:17:32,982 --> 00:17:34,692 Who are you, Selene Gilmore? 419 00:18:26,994 --> 00:18:29,663 And... he's not here. 420 00:18:29,705 --> 00:18:32,082 Oh. 421 00:18:32,124 --> 00:18:35,294 Hold on. 422 00:18:35,336 --> 00:18:37,213 Woody, you should be here by now. 423 00:18:37,254 --> 00:18:39,048 Oh, don't be a Karen, Karen. 424 00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:41,425 Have you ever heard the term "fashionably late"? 425 00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:44,178 - You're the defendant. - Class is class. 426 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:47,264 Even when the state is trying to prosecute you wrongfully. 427 00:18:47,306 --> 00:18:49,600 Okay, get here now. 428 00:18:49,642 --> 00:18:51,102 You have a little reprieve 429 00:18:51,143 --> 00:18:53,395 because your public defender still hasn't arrived yet. 430 00:18:53,437 --> 00:18:56,065 Well, of course they aren't there, because they are me. 431 00:18:56,107 --> 00:18:59,068 Ta-da! I have decided to represent myself. 432 00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:01,153 Wait. Wait, what? 433 00:19:01,195 --> 00:19:03,489 - No. - Hear me out. 434 00:19:03,531 --> 00:19:04,824 This way, I can pocket the money 435 00:19:04,865 --> 00:19:06,700 they had earmarked for the public defender. 436 00:19:06,742 --> 00:19:08,786 I figure I can drag out the trial for six months, 437 00:19:08,828 --> 00:19:10,454 build up a nice little nest egg for myself, 438 00:19:10,496 --> 00:19:12,665 and then plead out insanity. 439 00:19:12,706 --> 00:19:17,128 Woody, I carved out 90 minutes for this hearing. 440 00:19:17,169 --> 00:19:19,672 And you can't just decide that you're an attorney. 441 00:19:19,713 --> 00:19:22,383 Chief, I wasn't born yesterday. 442 00:19:22,425 --> 00:19:24,176 I passed the Bar. 443 00:19:24,218 --> 00:19:26,971 Is the judge going to be wearing this? 444 00:19:27,012 --> 00:19:28,472 I don't want to step on his toes. 445 00:19:28,514 --> 00:19:30,891 I sent all the pertinent information to your assistant. 446 00:19:30,933 --> 00:19:33,144 I think you'll find it all checks out. 447 00:19:33,185 --> 00:19:34,770 They're ready for us. 448 00:19:34,812 --> 00:19:38,399 Woody, leave your house now. 449 00:19:38,441 --> 00:19:40,526 I will stall, okay? 450 00:19:40,568 --> 00:19:43,154 And on the way, go over your statement. 451 00:19:43,195 --> 00:19:45,364 Stick only to the facts. 452 00:19:45,406 --> 00:19:48,868 You were not impersonating a doctor for fun. 453 00:19:48,909 --> 00:19:52,830 You were working undercover, for Chief Carlton Lassiter, 454 00:19:52,872 --> 00:19:54,665 who was in imminent danger from the people 455 00:19:54,707 --> 00:19:57,293 who were working at the rehab facility. 456 00:19:57,334 --> 00:20:00,880 And don't mention the surgery that you tried to perform. 457 00:20:00,921 --> 00:20:02,840 Oh, please, it was a small outpatient surgery, 458 00:20:02,882 --> 00:20:04,467 and I underbilled the insurance company. 459 00:20:04,508 --> 00:20:07,261 Okay, Woody, I have another call. 460 00:20:07,303 --> 00:20:10,389 Be here in ten minutes, or you don't have a character witness. 461 00:20:10,431 --> 00:20:12,433 Oh, I need an hour. I just shaved my armpits. 462 00:20:12,475 --> 00:20:13,726 I need to bronze... 463 00:20:15,978 --> 00:20:19,231 Hey, honey. 464 00:20:19,273 --> 00:20:21,150 Yeah. Yeah, you were right. 465 00:20:21,192 --> 00:20:23,527 Looks like we're not getting out of here today. 466 00:20:27,782 --> 00:20:29,617 Just take the stuff out of the ice chest, 467 00:20:29,658 --> 00:20:33,329 and then we'll leave early tomorrow. 468 00:20:33,370 --> 00:20:34,663 Yeah. 469 00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:40,628 Okay. Yeah. 470 00:20:40,669 --> 00:20:44,131 Uh, maybe you two go on ahead, and I'll meet you there. 471 00:20:51,972 --> 00:20:54,141 You're talking about Kool & the Gang? 472 00:20:54,183 --> 00:20:56,644 Yep. I can't hand-carve a Kool & the Gang mobile 473 00:20:56,685 --> 00:20:58,145 for my baby's crib and not include 474 00:20:58,187 --> 00:21:00,147 all the current and former members of the band! Come on. 475 00:21:00,189 --> 00:21:02,733 All I'm saying is, a couple of those brothers 476 00:21:02,775 --> 00:21:03,859 are gonna have to share a string. 477 00:21:03,901 --> 00:21:06,904 - Nope. Nope. - So is it a nonstarter 478 00:21:06,946 --> 00:21:09,573 to maybe make a few of them a little smaller than Kool? 479 00:21:09,615 --> 00:21:11,450 - That's a good idea, Juliet. - Not happening. 480 00:21:11,492 --> 00:21:12,743 Have you all ever played the game 481 00:21:12,785 --> 00:21:14,912 "What's My Social Security Number"? 482 00:21:14,954 --> 00:21:17,248 it's super fun. Selene, why don't you go first? 483 00:21:20,209 --> 00:21:23,295 - Don't pay him any mind. - So help me, Shawn... 484 00:21:23,337 --> 00:21:25,756 I'm simply initiating an amusing table game. 485 00:21:25,798 --> 00:21:27,425 You're doing exactly what I asked you not to. 486 00:21:27,466 --> 00:21:28,467 I have new information. 487 00:21:28,509 --> 00:21:29,927 The chief is tangentially on board. 488 00:21:29,969 --> 00:21:32,012 - You dragged Karen in? How? - I can't tell you that. 489 00:21:32,054 --> 00:21:33,514 Also, she's gonna change her name. 490 00:21:33,556 --> 00:21:34,890 She's not going to change her name. 491 00:21:34,932 --> 00:21:36,767 It's been especially hard on her daughter, Reba. 492 00:21:36,809 --> 00:21:38,436 - Her daughter's name is Iris. - It was a test. 493 00:21:38,477 --> 00:21:39,937 - You passed. - Shawn. 494 00:21:39,979 --> 00:21:42,773 - Oh. Ooh! - Let me see. 495 00:21:42,815 --> 00:21:45,776 Tonight is going to be the godparent ask. 496 00:21:45,818 --> 00:21:47,278 - Tighten it up. - Ouch! 497 00:21:48,988 --> 00:21:51,115 You've created an "ouch!" situation. 498 00:21:52,450 --> 00:21:53,826 I'm gonna go to the little boys' room. 499 00:21:53,868 --> 00:21:55,953 And why don't you stay there until you grow up? 500 00:21:55,995 --> 00:21:59,039 Ha, I'm never gonna grow up, Jules. 501 00:22:06,088 --> 00:22:07,256 Doctor. 502 00:22:16,098 --> 00:22:17,349 All right. 503 00:22:41,373 --> 00:22:42,541 Whoa. 504 00:22:56,514 --> 00:22:58,265 What the hell are you doing? 505 00:22:58,307 --> 00:23:00,351 Okay. I know this looks bad. 506 00:23:00,392 --> 00:23:01,936 You stole my fiancée's purse. 507 00:23:01,977 --> 00:23:04,355 You are perfectly right to be upset in this moment. 508 00:23:04,396 --> 00:23:05,523 But there is upside. 509 00:23:05,564 --> 00:23:07,525 One, I created my own forensic science, 510 00:23:07,566 --> 00:23:08,859 and it just might have worked. 511 00:23:08,901 --> 00:23:12,863 Two, Selene, as it turns out, does not exist. 512 00:23:12,905 --> 00:23:15,324 - She what? - For you. For you! 513 00:23:15,366 --> 00:23:17,368 I selflessly did a little check on the police database. 514 00:23:17,409 --> 00:23:18,702 No. Nope. 515 00:23:18,744 --> 00:23:20,955 Shawn, you're not going to do it this time. 516 00:23:20,996 --> 00:23:23,290 You accuse every woman I date of being some sort of criminal. 517 00:23:23,332 --> 00:23:25,918 You did it to Chelsea, Rachael, Emmanuelle, 518 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,586 Ruby, the lady with the statue. 519 00:23:27,628 --> 00:23:28,879 Okay, but from that list alone, 520 00:23:28,921 --> 00:23:30,631 I was right more than 50% of the time. 521 00:23:30,673 --> 00:23:32,758 Wait. Who's Ruby? 522 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,302 Shawn, drop it, or face the consequences. 523 00:23:35,344 --> 00:23:38,097 - Is that a veiled threat? - It's a naked-ass threat. 524 00:23:39,932 --> 00:23:41,475 You've crossed the line, Shawn. 525 00:23:41,517 --> 00:23:43,352 Okay, show me the line. 526 00:23:45,229 --> 00:23:47,148 That's clean. 527 00:23:47,189 --> 00:23:49,775 You must be out of your damn mind! Stop it. 528 00:23:49,817 --> 00:23:50,860 - You stop it. - Stop it. 529 00:23:50,901 --> 00:23:52,069 Do you think the guys would 530 00:23:52,111 --> 00:23:53,487 - like a nice bottle of wine? - Oh, yeah. 531 00:23:53,529 --> 00:23:55,823 Gus is really stepping his sophistication game up. 532 00:23:55,865 --> 00:23:58,868 Mmm. What do you have in a grenache? 533 00:23:58,909 --> 00:24:01,162 A grenache? Well, that depends, 534 00:24:01,203 --> 00:24:03,414 how sophisticated are these two gentlemen? 535 00:24:03,456 --> 00:24:04,832 Let it go. 536 00:24:04,874 --> 00:24:06,584 Let it go. Let it go. 537 00:24:14,508 --> 00:24:16,719 I need this purse, Gus. 538 00:24:16,761 --> 00:24:17,762 It's for your own good. 539 00:24:34,695 --> 00:24:36,197 Wait. Wait. 540 00:24:36,238 --> 00:24:39,033 No. No. No. 541 00:24:39,074 --> 00:24:43,204 Just let me do what I do, and you can have this back. 542 00:24:44,330 --> 00:24:46,707 I came to say "good night," Shawn. 543 00:24:46,749 --> 00:24:49,376 Good night. 544 00:24:49,418 --> 00:24:51,086 - Stand down. - No. 545 00:24:51,128 --> 00:24:53,464 Jyess. 546 00:24:53,506 --> 00:24:55,591 Well, would you like to hear the specials? 547 00:24:55,633 --> 00:24:57,093 - We love a special. - Yeah, for sure. 548 00:24:57,134 --> 00:25:00,304 Right. Well, we have a certified organic algae bowl, 549 00:25:00,346 --> 00:25:03,057 served family style in a cast-iron cauldron 550 00:25:03,099 --> 00:25:05,935 or for one drenched in an edible sea sponge. 551 00:25:05,976 --> 00:25:07,436 We should go on. 552 00:25:07,478 --> 00:25:12,358 We also have a gluten-infused cuatro quesos dos Fritos. 553 00:25:12,399 --> 00:25:14,360 That's served on a bed of warm sand. 554 00:25:14,401 --> 00:25:16,237 Not too hot, just warm. 555 00:25:16,278 --> 00:25:18,072 - Does it burn? - What do you think? 556 00:25:18,114 --> 00:25:20,199 I'm sorry I sprayed you with Jyess. 557 00:25:20,241 --> 00:25:23,035 But, you know, we really should consider the possibility 558 00:25:23,077 --> 00:25:26,038 that her plan is to take off and steal this baby... 559 00:25:35,381 --> 00:25:37,758 We also have a sauerkraut gramble 560 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,177 that comes with a side puddle of Salt Lake City fry sauce, 561 00:25:40,219 --> 00:25:42,555 which is perfect for people who like to dunk things. 562 00:25:42,596 --> 00:25:44,056 Get in there. 563 00:25:44,098 --> 00:25:46,892 Get in there. Get in there. Get in there. Get in there. 564 00:25:51,564 --> 00:25:52,773 It's a very loose sauce, 565 00:25:52,815 --> 00:25:54,942 and we just put it on a flat plate. 566 00:25:59,113 --> 00:26:00,823 - No. You wouldn't do that. - Yes. 567 00:26:00,865 --> 00:26:03,242 - Yeah. - No. You wouldn't do that. 568 00:26:12,251 --> 00:26:14,670 Does it seem like they've been gone for a long time? 569 00:26:14,712 --> 00:26:16,088 No, it seems about right to me. 570 00:26:16,130 --> 00:26:18,299 Oh, you know met these days. 571 00:26:18,340 --> 00:26:20,885 They're just in there for so long, always primping. 572 00:26:20,926 --> 00:26:23,763 Um, no. Our men don't primp. 573 00:26:23,804 --> 00:26:26,307 You are a monster. An absolute monster. 574 00:26:26,348 --> 00:26:28,184 I am sorry for lip-sticking your face. 575 00:26:28,225 --> 00:26:29,310 But that's all I'm sorry for, 576 00:26:29,351 --> 00:26:32,396 because you never listen, Shawn. Ever. 577 00:26:32,438 --> 00:26:33,606 And I know you're only doing this 578 00:26:33,647 --> 00:26:35,399 because you're afraid I'm gonna disappear. 579 00:26:35,441 --> 00:26:38,152 But let me remind you of the African proverb/bumper sticker 580 00:26:38,194 --> 00:26:41,781 that taught us it takes a village to raise a child. 581 00:26:41,822 --> 00:26:43,449 You're in my village, Shawn. 582 00:26:45,326 --> 00:26:47,912 Well, thank you for saying that. 583 00:26:47,953 --> 00:26:49,580 But the reason I couldn't find Selene's husband 584 00:26:49,622 --> 00:26:51,791 is because she's not in the police database, 585 00:26:51,832 --> 00:26:53,334 or any database. 586 00:26:53,375 --> 00:26:54,960 I'm sorry, but she doesn't exist. 587 00:26:55,002 --> 00:26:56,921 She does exist, Shawn, and I'm marrying her, 588 00:26:56,962 --> 00:26:58,297 and she's carrying our child. 589 00:26:58,339 --> 00:27:00,341 Which is exactly why you should be more concerned 590 00:27:00,382 --> 00:27:01,592 than I am. 591 00:27:01,634 --> 00:27:03,219 Dude, let's just ask her. 592 00:27:03,260 --> 00:27:05,179 Oh, no. She will never know about this. 593 00:27:05,221 --> 00:27:07,473 And the only person to ask is me. 594 00:27:09,642 --> 00:27:13,270 Gus and Selene both have sisters in line in front of me. 595 00:27:13,312 --> 00:27:15,523 Wait. 596 00:27:15,564 --> 00:27:19,652 Doesn't Selene have a sister? Haven't you met her? 597 00:27:19,693 --> 00:27:23,447 Yes. Whitney. I've been to her house once. 598 00:27:23,489 --> 00:27:26,617 Gus, that's it. I beg of you, let's pop by. 599 00:27:26,659 --> 00:27:29,286 We'll ask one probing question. That probably gets us 600 00:27:29,328 --> 00:27:31,080 to the husband, which gets us to your wedding. 601 00:27:31,122 --> 00:27:34,041 Come on, man. We'll be stealthy, like jackals. 602 00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:36,710 Unless your jackal switch is broken. 603 00:27:36,752 --> 00:27:38,212 - What did you say? - Huh? 604 00:27:38,254 --> 00:27:40,881 Oh, I said unless your jackal switch is broken, Jack. 605 00:27:40,923 --> 00:27:42,842 My jackal switch is never broken, Jack. 606 00:27:42,883 --> 00:27:44,468 I'll do the Jack-tagging around here. 607 00:27:44,510 --> 00:27:46,470 Fine. And I'll do the overnight jackal upgrade, 608 00:27:46,512 --> 00:27:47,805 since it's been a minute. 609 00:27:47,847 --> 00:27:49,348 - Fine. - Fine. 610 00:27:54,603 --> 00:27:55,521 Just... come on. Just... 611 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,858 And I think she thought about it, 612 00:27:58,899 --> 00:28:00,359 but no, she's not gonna change her name. 613 00:28:00,401 --> 00:28:01,569 I like Janet. 614 00:28:01,610 --> 00:28:03,446 Janet Vick? 615 00:28:03,487 --> 00:28:06,574 - Hey. - So... we doing appetizers? 616 00:28:06,615 --> 00:28:08,367 Oh, I can share something. 617 00:28:13,873 --> 00:28:15,082 What are those? 618 00:28:15,124 --> 00:28:17,209 These are invitations swatches, Shawn. 619 00:28:17,251 --> 00:28:18,961 Gus, it doesn't feel like you're giving 620 00:28:19,003 --> 00:28:21,505 this investigation the attention it deserves. 621 00:28:21,547 --> 00:28:23,591 It's not an investigation. It's a formality. 622 00:28:23,632 --> 00:28:25,801 Whitney's gonna clear up this whole identity nonsense 623 00:28:25,843 --> 00:28:27,178 in two minutes. Now be quiet. 624 00:28:27,219 --> 00:28:29,180 I have a more pressing issue. 625 00:28:29,221 --> 00:28:31,849 I have to get a wedding band booked. 626 00:28:31,891 --> 00:28:34,477 Ha! You're calling Curt Smith? 627 00:28:34,518 --> 00:28:36,645 He's not gonna play your wedding, dude. 628 00:28:36,687 --> 00:28:39,982 Guster calling. 629 00:28:40,024 --> 00:28:42,485 Guster calling. 630 00:28:42,526 --> 00:28:46,030 Guster calling. Warning... 631 00:28:46,071 --> 00:28:48,491 I haven't decided yet, Guster. 632 00:28:48,532 --> 00:28:49,700 Yes, you have. 633 00:28:49,742 --> 00:28:50,826 Of course you want to be there 634 00:28:50,868 --> 00:28:52,745 for the most special day of my young life. 635 00:28:52,787 --> 00:28:55,915 Well, for starters, you're firmly ensconced in midlife, 636 00:28:55,956 --> 00:28:57,208 and if you don't mind me saying, 637 00:28:57,249 --> 00:28:59,251 you're acting like a bit of a groomzilla. 638 00:28:59,293 --> 00:29:01,504 There were 11 calls on my phone last night, 639 00:29:01,545 --> 00:29:04,215 and you tried to access my doorbell camera. 640 00:29:04,256 --> 00:29:05,966 I just need a verbal commitment from you now. 641 00:29:06,008 --> 00:29:07,426 We're gonna clear up this one issue 642 00:29:07,468 --> 00:29:09,386 with my wife getting divorced, and then the ceremony's 643 00:29:09,428 --> 00:29:11,263 gonna go into overdrive. I can't wait any longer. 644 00:29:11,305 --> 00:29:13,099 Look, I'm not supposed to tell anyone this, 645 00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:15,309 but I have a potential conflict. 646 00:29:17,603 --> 00:29:20,523 I'm at the top of a very short list 647 00:29:20,564 --> 00:29:24,110 to join Andrew Ridgely's newly reformed Wam. 648 00:29:24,151 --> 00:29:26,654 What? Ridgely's putting Wham! back together? 649 00:29:26,695 --> 00:29:28,531 Is he allowed to do that, like, legally? 650 00:29:28,572 --> 00:29:30,741 Of course he is. He cowrote "Club Tropicana," 651 00:29:30,783 --> 00:29:32,076 for Christ's sakes. 652 00:29:32,118 --> 00:29:34,245 That seems like a legal minefield, Curt. 653 00:29:34,286 --> 00:29:37,540 No, he's taking the "H" and the exclamation point 654 00:29:37,581 --> 00:29:38,874 out of "Wham!" 655 00:29:38,916 --> 00:29:40,793 It's a totally different band name. 656 00:29:40,835 --> 00:29:43,420 Tastefully understated. No punctuation at all. 657 00:29:43,462 --> 00:29:45,381 Curt, you know that's never gonna fly. 658 00:29:45,422 --> 00:29:47,258 And this wedding is a guaranteed gig. 659 00:29:47,299 --> 00:29:48,384 Let's get down to business. 660 00:29:48,426 --> 00:29:50,302 Have you learned "Thong Song" yet? 661 00:29:50,344 --> 00:29:51,887 Don't ruin this for me, guys. 662 00:29:51,929 --> 00:29:54,306 I've got to be ready to pounce if I get the offer? 663 00:29:54,348 --> 00:29:55,891 Curt, I really need you. 664 00:29:55,933 --> 00:29:58,018 Would it make a difference if I threw in an extra 35 bucks? 665 00:29:59,854 --> 00:30:01,147 Actually, it would. 666 00:30:01,188 --> 00:30:03,524 My Man United bets haven't been working out lately. 667 00:30:03,566 --> 00:30:05,276 Done. I'll send over the rehearsal info 668 00:30:05,317 --> 00:30:06,819 the second we get this marriage dissolved. 669 00:30:06,861 --> 00:30:09,113 Quick question: how are your videography skills? 670 00:30:10,531 --> 00:30:11,532 Hello? 671 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,461 Hello, kind sir. My name is Shawn Spencer. 672 00:30:23,502 --> 00:30:25,796 This is partner, Birdindahand Anddabush. 673 00:30:25,838 --> 00:30:27,840 - My name is not Birdindahand. - Anddabush. 674 00:30:27,882 --> 00:30:29,091 My name is Burton Guster, 675 00:30:29,133 --> 00:30:30,468 and this is my partner, Potential Spam. 676 00:30:30,509 --> 00:30:32,011 - I'll call later. - We drove out 677 00:30:32,052 --> 00:30:33,596 from San Francisco to quickly clear up 678 00:30:33,637 --> 00:30:35,181 a small understanding we have about... 679 00:30:35,222 --> 00:30:36,640 there she is. 680 00:30:36,682 --> 00:30:38,809 Hey, baby girl... 681 00:30:38,851 --> 00:30:40,269 My bad. 682 00:30:40,311 --> 00:30:42,313 We just have a few questions. Shouldn't take long. 683 00:30:42,354 --> 00:30:45,608 Uh, you need to leave, whoever you are. 684 00:30:45,649 --> 00:30:47,026 Is this a joke? 685 00:30:47,067 --> 00:30:48,986 It's me, Gus. I was here in August. 686 00:30:49,028 --> 00:30:51,363 I accidentally broke the lamp and ate all the macadamia nuts. 687 00:30:51,405 --> 00:30:53,032 She said she doesn't know you. 688 00:30:53,073 --> 00:30:54,325 You need to hit the bricks. 689 00:30:54,366 --> 00:30:56,827 Sir, I'm Selene's future husband. 690 00:30:56,869 --> 00:30:58,204 Who's Selene? 691 00:30:58,245 --> 00:31:00,206 Okay, I feel like this is going sideways. 692 00:31:00,247 --> 00:31:01,916 Can you bring Whitney back out here, please? 693 00:31:01,957 --> 00:31:03,375 - Who the hell's Whitney? - Gus. 694 00:31:03,417 --> 00:31:05,252 Who the hell is Whitney? She's my fiancée's sister. 695 00:31:05,294 --> 00:31:06,837 And I don't like what your words are doing 696 00:31:06,879 --> 00:31:08,088 to my head right now. 697 00:31:08,130 --> 00:31:09,840 My words are the least of your head's problems. 698 00:31:09,882 --> 00:31:11,008 - Gus. - What? 699 00:31:11,050 --> 00:31:14,178 - She's on the move. - What the... 700 00:31:28,234 --> 00:31:29,360 What is happening? 701 00:31:29,401 --> 00:31:30,694 Why's she pretending not to know me? 702 00:31:30,736 --> 00:31:32,321 This one's a head-scratcher, Gus. 703 00:31:32,363 --> 00:31:34,698 But I do have a theory. I think she and Ke'Brian 704 00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:37,034 are being held in that house against their wills. 705 00:31:37,076 --> 00:31:38,744 - Who's Ke'Brian? - The guy, Gus. 706 00:31:38,786 --> 00:31:40,496 - The guy who answered the door. - Please. 707 00:31:40,538 --> 00:31:42,039 That dude was clearly an Arthroponos. 708 00:31:42,081 --> 00:31:43,541 What? No. 709 00:31:43,582 --> 00:31:45,876 You saw the way he was rocking that pumpkin shirt. 710 00:31:45,918 --> 00:31:48,796 That means big "K," little "e," plus an apostrophe. 711 00:31:48,838 --> 00:31:50,714 Something unique... or Glen. 712 00:31:50,756 --> 00:31:52,425 Dude, she is not gonna make that turn. 713 00:31:52,466 --> 00:31:55,052 I think you're right. 714 00:31:55,094 --> 00:31:56,345 - Damn! - Oh, my God! 715 00:32:05,104 --> 00:32:08,149 If she went limp, 716 00:32:08,190 --> 00:32:10,901 she's probably fine? 717 00:32:10,943 --> 00:32:14,655 Oh, my God, Shawn. This will rue the day. 718 00:32:16,824 --> 00:32:18,909 Uh-oh. 719 00:32:18,951 --> 00:32:20,911 Oh, hey! Hey! 720 00:32:20,953 --> 00:32:22,329 Are you okay? 721 00:32:22,371 --> 00:32:25,833 Well, I just rolled my car! How do you think I feel? 722 00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:28,919 It's a mixed bag. The launch angle was epic! 723 00:32:28,961 --> 00:32:30,546 Leave me alone! 724 00:32:30,588 --> 00:32:31,922 We have some questions for you! 725 00:32:31,964 --> 00:32:34,508 Yeah, well the less you know, the better. 726 00:32:34,550 --> 00:32:36,552 Selene's carrying my child! 727 00:32:39,138 --> 00:32:41,932 Damn. 728 00:32:41,974 --> 00:32:45,978 Yeah. Well, okay... okay, look. 729 00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:49,899 She hires me to be her sister. 730 00:32:49,940 --> 00:32:54,111 And, actually, Selene is one of many names she uses, 731 00:32:54,153 --> 00:32:57,364 and you're not the first person she's brought over. 732 00:32:57,406 --> 00:32:59,408 She pays me 600 bucks every time. 733 00:32:59,450 --> 00:33:01,160 I pretend to be somebody 734 00:33:01,202 --> 00:33:04,455 who can validate one of her fake identities. 735 00:33:04,497 --> 00:33:07,917 - So you're an actress. - Yes, I am. 736 00:33:07,958 --> 00:33:09,376 Have we seen you in anything? 737 00:33:09,418 --> 00:33:10,836 Uh, do you have the Peacock? 738 00:33:12,922 --> 00:33:15,257 - What's that? - It's a streaming service. 739 00:33:15,299 --> 00:33:16,550 Ah, there's so many streamers. 740 00:33:16,592 --> 00:33:17,968 You know what she's talking about? 741 00:33:18,010 --> 00:33:19,345 No, she's making that up. 742 00:33:19,386 --> 00:33:21,388 Anything else? 743 00:33:21,430 --> 00:33:23,224 Do you ever watch USA Network? 744 00:33:23,265 --> 00:33:24,642 Not since 2014. 745 00:33:24,683 --> 00:33:26,393 And the last few seasons of "Suits." 746 00:33:26,435 --> 00:33:28,479 Okay, okay, she said if anyone finds out 747 00:33:28,521 --> 00:33:32,525 about our arrangement, I am in extreme danger. 748 00:33:32,566 --> 00:33:34,819 This woman is not who you think she is. 749 00:33:34,860 --> 00:33:38,364 - Is she Prince? - She isn't Prince, Shawn. 750 00:33:38,405 --> 00:33:40,866 - Whoa, where you going? - We can still see you. 751 00:33:40,908 --> 00:33:42,618 This plan is weird. 752 00:33:42,660 --> 00:33:44,370 Why don't you let us give you a ride? 753 00:33:44,411 --> 00:33:46,747 Please let me go. 754 00:33:46,789 --> 00:33:49,542 I'm scared. And I can't help you. 755 00:33:55,089 --> 00:33:56,632 Answer one more question. 756 00:33:56,674 --> 00:33:59,927 Do you remember her talking about living in Santa Monica? 757 00:33:59,969 --> 00:34:03,013 Uh, that's... 758 00:34:03,055 --> 00:34:04,765 where we met. 759 00:34:04,807 --> 00:34:06,517 Can you fill in three numbers and five letters 760 00:34:06,559 --> 00:34:08,644 in an address, please? 761 00:34:08,686 --> 00:34:10,229 Can you call my boyfriend? 762 00:34:10,271 --> 00:34:11,856 Of course we can. What's his name? 763 00:34:11,897 --> 00:34:12,982 Glen. 764 00:34:20,406 --> 00:34:22,533 - Hey. - Hey. 765 00:34:22,575 --> 00:34:25,786 Do you have a minute? It's kind of personal. 766 00:34:25,828 --> 00:34:28,747 Yes. Yes, I do. 767 00:34:28,789 --> 00:34:31,500 Do you want to... do you want to ask me something? 768 00:34:31,542 --> 00:34:32,835 Yes, I do. It's just that... 769 00:34:32,877 --> 00:34:34,378 Oh, actually, I'm gonna sit down for this. 770 00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:36,046 Okay. So... 771 00:34:36,088 --> 00:34:37,465 No, I want to stand up. 772 00:34:37,506 --> 00:34:39,049 - Okay. - Okay. 773 00:34:39,091 --> 00:34:40,551 All right. 774 00:34:40,593 --> 00:34:43,471 Gus missed his appointment with the wedding fire-eater. 775 00:34:43,512 --> 00:34:45,055 - They have those? - Apparently. 776 00:34:45,097 --> 00:34:47,224 But the thing is, is he never misses anything 777 00:34:47,266 --> 00:34:48,726 in regards to planning this wedding. 778 00:34:48,768 --> 00:34:50,978 And now I can't get ahold of him. Have you seen him? 779 00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:53,564 I'm having a serious déjà vu right now. 780 00:34:53,606 --> 00:34:55,399 - Um, I'm sure he's with Shawn. - Yeah. 781 00:34:55,441 --> 00:34:57,985 That's what I thought. 782 00:34:58,027 --> 00:34:59,487 And then I found this. 783 00:35:02,615 --> 00:35:04,492 They went through your purse? 784 00:35:04,533 --> 00:35:06,160 If they're doing what I think they're doing, 785 00:35:06,202 --> 00:35:07,703 they're in grave danger. 786 00:35:07,745 --> 00:35:10,289 And worse than that, it's my fault. 787 00:35:12,291 --> 00:35:15,586 We're gonna need backup. 788 00:35:15,628 --> 00:35:17,546 You think Meghan Markle invited the entire cast 789 00:35:17,588 --> 00:35:18,964 of "Suits" to the royal wedding? 790 00:35:19,006 --> 00:35:20,341 Nope. She did not. 791 00:35:20,382 --> 00:35:22,051 - Phones off, Shawn. - What? 792 00:35:22,093 --> 00:35:23,969 Selene and I have the Find My Location feature 793 00:35:24,011 --> 00:35:25,888 on our phone... if we're gonna do this, 794 00:35:25,930 --> 00:35:27,848 we have to be stealth mode from here on out. 795 00:35:27,890 --> 00:35:30,518 Gus, Jules and I trust each other implicitly. 796 00:35:30,559 --> 00:35:33,604 I would never do anything to violate that oath. 797 00:35:33,646 --> 00:35:37,483 Then again, I can't tell a lie if my phone is off. 798 00:35:41,654 --> 00:35:44,031 Hello, ma'am. My name is Shawn Spencer. 799 00:35:44,073 --> 00:35:46,492 This is my partner, Burton Guster-Rodriguez. 800 00:35:46,534 --> 00:35:48,202 - Rodriguez? - It's always been there, man. 801 00:35:48,244 --> 00:35:52,123 Oh. We want to ask you a few questions about this woman. 802 00:35:52,164 --> 00:35:54,208 Oh, hell, no. 803 00:35:54,250 --> 00:35:57,795 If I never see that woman again in my life, it'll be too soon. 804 00:35:57,837 --> 00:36:00,381 Her and that charismatic, smooth-talking husband 805 00:36:00,422 --> 00:36:02,800 of hers up and damn disappeared. 806 00:36:02,842 --> 00:36:05,511 Middle of the night. And left all their junk. 807 00:36:05,553 --> 00:36:07,721 No notice, no nothing. 808 00:36:07,763 --> 00:36:09,682 I see. And, uh, when was this? 809 00:36:09,723 --> 00:36:11,183 - A couple years now. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 810 00:36:11,225 --> 00:36:14,019 Let's... let's go back. How charismatic are we talking? 811 00:36:14,061 --> 00:36:15,688 On a scale of you to Daniel Kaluuya, 812 00:36:15,729 --> 00:36:17,648 he's... Harry Belafonte. 813 00:36:17,690 --> 00:36:18,899 - Holy sh... - Stay focused. 814 00:36:18,941 --> 00:36:20,985 Look, a whole gaggle of shady characters 815 00:36:21,026 --> 00:36:25,698 have already been here, and you're late to the party. 816 00:36:25,739 --> 00:36:27,825 - You cops? - I'm her current fiancée. 817 00:36:27,867 --> 00:36:29,368 And I have a few questions for you. 818 00:36:29,410 --> 00:36:31,996 Firstly, what is her name? 819 00:36:32,037 --> 00:36:33,706 You don't know your fiancée's name? 820 00:36:33,747 --> 00:36:34,999 Not her real one, no. 821 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,334 - It's not Prince, is it? - Ignore him. 822 00:36:37,376 --> 00:36:39,712 It's not Prince, is it? 823 00:36:39,753 --> 00:36:42,131 Listen, I don't want anything to do with this. 824 00:36:42,173 --> 00:36:45,176 Those two were toxic. Magnets for trouble. 825 00:36:45,217 --> 00:36:49,054 And you need to beat it before I call real cops. 826 00:36:51,390 --> 00:36:52,725 - All right. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 827 00:36:52,767 --> 00:36:54,852 Shawn, we can't just give up. What are we doing? 828 00:36:54,894 --> 00:36:56,187 I'm starting to get worried here. 829 00:36:56,228 --> 00:36:57,313 I need a logical explanation. 830 00:36:57,354 --> 00:36:58,773 Gus, don't be all the chalices 831 00:36:58,814 --> 00:37:00,816 that Indy didn't choose at the end of "Last Crusade." 832 00:37:00,858 --> 00:37:02,860 There is a showing of Selene's old apartment 833 00:37:02,902 --> 00:37:04,403 to a prospective tenant in 45 minutes. 834 00:37:04,445 --> 00:37:05,613 - So? - So... 835 00:37:05,654 --> 00:37:07,031 there's a thrift store, a Party City, 836 00:37:07,072 --> 00:37:08,783 and a Halloween Spirit pop-up across the street. 837 00:37:08,824 --> 00:37:10,451 Meet me back here in 20 838 00:37:10,493 --> 00:37:12,578 with a disguise that does not pale to my idea. 839 00:37:12,620 --> 00:37:13,954 It is a competition. 840 00:37:18,542 --> 00:37:21,253 Okay, I think it's up here. 841 00:37:21,295 --> 00:37:23,088 How are you? Are you okay? How are your feet? 842 00:37:23,130 --> 00:37:24,548 You need a LÄRABAR? I got a LÄRABAR. 843 00:37:24,590 --> 00:37:26,383 I'm fine. I mean, my bunions are flared up, 844 00:37:26,425 --> 00:37:29,887 and this may be the swan song for my left nub of a pinky toe, 845 00:37:29,929 --> 00:37:31,472 but this is bigger than me, Juliet. 846 00:37:31,514 --> 00:37:32,681 Yeah, it's bigger than both of us. 847 00:37:32,723 --> 00:37:35,059 - Oh, I guess... - Oh. 848 00:37:35,101 --> 00:37:37,269 What I wanted to say 849 00:37:37,311 --> 00:37:38,646 was thank you. 850 00:37:38,687 --> 00:37:40,940 Thank you for trusting me, for believing in me 851 00:37:40,981 --> 00:37:42,650 when you don't know the whole story, 852 00:37:42,691 --> 00:37:45,069 for not judging me. 853 00:37:45,111 --> 00:37:47,154 But, mainly, 854 00:37:47,196 --> 00:37:49,490 thank you for being my friend. 855 00:37:49,532 --> 00:37:51,450 And now you're stuck with me. 856 00:37:51,492 --> 00:37:53,077 And you know what that means, right? 857 00:37:53,119 --> 00:37:54,537 I do? 858 00:37:54,578 --> 00:37:56,914 I mean... I mean, I do. 859 00:37:56,956 --> 00:37:59,542 I mean, I hope I do... oh! 860 00:38:08,384 --> 00:38:10,803 Karen? 861 00:38:10,845 --> 00:38:12,847 O'Hara? 862 00:38:12,888 --> 00:38:15,641 Oh, please tell me there's no zombie apocalypse. 863 00:38:22,648 --> 00:38:24,108 That's right. 864 00:38:24,150 --> 00:38:29,029 Willie Tyler, the greatest ventriloquist in the world. 865 00:38:29,071 --> 00:38:30,406 And Lester. 866 00:38:30,448 --> 00:38:32,116 I accept your concession of defeat. 867 00:38:32,158 --> 00:38:34,660 - I, for sure, beat you. - Willie Tyler's almost 80. 868 00:38:34,702 --> 00:38:37,246 Shawn, need I remind you what doesn't crack? 869 00:38:37,288 --> 00:38:38,372 We're in Hollywood. 870 00:38:38,414 --> 00:38:39,832 If people actually believe I'm Willie, 871 00:38:39,874 --> 00:38:41,542 that's instant street cred. 872 00:38:41,584 --> 00:38:43,961 We're in Santa Monica. Lester's passable. 873 00:38:44,003 --> 00:38:46,881 And your ceiling is Lamont from "Sanford and Son." 874 00:38:46,922 --> 00:38:48,632 Says the guy who threw on a gray lady wig 875 00:38:48,674 --> 00:38:51,469 and a fake beard." 876 00:38:51,510 --> 00:38:55,139 Are you kidding me right now? Look at my face, Gus. 877 00:38:55,181 --> 00:38:56,974 I'm the spitting image of Rob Zombie. 878 00:38:57,016 --> 00:39:01,937 Pfft, please. You don't look anything like... 879 00:39:01,979 --> 00:39:03,898 oh, my gosh. 880 00:39:03,939 --> 00:39:05,483 Did you know you look like him? 881 00:39:05,524 --> 00:39:06,984 I didn't. 882 00:39:07,026 --> 00:39:09,361 Not until I put on this wig and added the side buckle. 883 00:39:09,403 --> 00:39:10,654 It's weird, right? 884 00:39:10,696 --> 00:39:11,947 - Super weird. - Yeah. 885 00:39:11,989 --> 00:39:14,533 Well, it's just part of my reality now. 886 00:39:17,286 --> 00:39:18,746 Should we slow-walk it? 887 00:39:18,788 --> 00:39:21,874 Shawn, don't ask stupid questions. 888 00:39:35,387 --> 00:39:37,181 - That was quick. - Yeah. 889 00:39:37,223 --> 00:39:39,725 I didn't realize we were so close to the unit. 890 00:39:39,767 --> 00:39:42,144 - Well, we can finish strong. - Let's do it. 891 00:39:47,983 --> 00:39:49,944 We have an appointment to see an apartment, dummy. 892 00:39:49,985 --> 00:39:51,862 She's not the dummy. You're the dummy. 893 00:39:51,904 --> 00:39:53,364 I don't have my hand up a puppet's ass. 894 00:39:53,405 --> 00:39:57,118 Whoa, language. There could be kids around. 895 00:39:57,159 --> 00:39:58,244 Which kids? 896 00:39:58,285 --> 00:40:00,204 I hate LA. 897 00:40:00,246 --> 00:40:05,084 Bryn, show these two idiots apartment 336. 898 00:40:05,126 --> 00:40:06,710 Takes one to know two, Beowulf. 899 00:40:06,752 --> 00:40:07,795 Beowulf? 900 00:40:07,837 --> 00:40:09,421 I saw your lips moving. 901 00:40:09,463 --> 00:40:10,923 I can see your lips moving. 902 00:40:10,965 --> 00:40:12,758 And two. 903 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,093 No, you can't. 904 00:40:23,561 --> 00:40:25,563 Psst. 905 00:40:25,604 --> 00:40:27,231 - Psst. - What? 906 00:40:27,273 --> 00:40:29,191 She's on to us. 907 00:40:29,233 --> 00:40:30,693 Act natural. 908 00:40:33,654 --> 00:40:36,073 I'm... I'm sorry. Hi. 909 00:40:36,115 --> 00:40:38,742 I know I'm staring. I just have to ask. 910 00:40:38,784 --> 00:40:40,035 Are you really him? 911 00:40:40,077 --> 00:40:42,371 Pfft, don't joke on that crow, son. 912 00:40:43,956 --> 00:40:45,916 I'm just such a huge fan, Mr. Zombie. 913 00:40:45,958 --> 00:40:47,710 I know "31" wasn't for everybody, 914 00:40:47,751 --> 00:40:50,045 but it was definitely for me. 915 00:40:50,087 --> 00:40:52,006 Oh. Thank you. 916 00:40:52,047 --> 00:40:55,176 You bring so much more to the picnic than potato salad. 917 00:40:55,217 --> 00:40:59,597 Just to be clear, you recognize me, right? 918 00:40:59,638 --> 00:41:01,140 - Not him. - No, sorry. 919 00:41:01,182 --> 00:41:03,100 I am not familiar with your friend 920 00:41:03,142 --> 00:41:05,102 and his Urkel puppet, but he seems very nice. 921 00:41:05,144 --> 00:41:07,730 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Urkel? Urkel? 922 00:41:07,772 --> 00:41:10,274 Name one time that Urkel ever wore a hat. 923 00:41:10,316 --> 00:41:12,318 Name it. One time. 924 00:41:12,359 --> 00:41:15,488 Okay. I can see that I have offended you. 925 00:41:15,529 --> 00:41:16,947 I apologize. 926 00:41:16,989 --> 00:41:19,784 I am still learning basic social protocols. 927 00:41:19,825 --> 00:41:22,369 I was raised on an ashram. 928 00:41:22,411 --> 00:41:23,871 My mother was a tree. 929 00:41:23,913 --> 00:41:26,957 He wore jeans, suspenders, sometimes he had ice cream. 930 00:41:26,999 --> 00:41:29,794 - It's very simple... - Excuse us for one moment. 931 00:41:29,835 --> 00:41:31,629 I need you to reel it in. 932 00:41:31,670 --> 00:41:34,006 - I know Urkel, Shawn. - I know you do. 933 00:41:34,048 --> 00:41:35,549 But she is sympathetic to our needs. 934 00:41:35,591 --> 00:41:37,051 Keep your eyes on the prize. 935 00:41:37,093 --> 00:41:39,678 She might be able to give us something we can use. 936 00:41:42,139 --> 00:41:43,849 - I'm calm. - Good. 937 00:41:43,891 --> 00:41:45,976 Now start calling me Rob, or Whitey Z. 938 00:41:46,018 --> 00:41:47,436 - Pfft. - And for her sake, 939 00:41:47,478 --> 00:41:49,313 why don't you make the puppet say, "Did I do that?" 940 00:41:49,355 --> 00:41:51,857 I will not undermine the integrity of the puppet. 941 00:41:51,899 --> 00:41:55,361 - I will not. - Fine. That was my bad. 942 00:41:55,402 --> 00:41:56,445 Bryn... 943 00:42:00,616 --> 00:42:05,496 I can't tell you exactly why we needed to see this place. 944 00:42:05,538 --> 00:42:07,706 I'm under a strict nondisclosure agreement 945 00:42:07,748 --> 00:42:11,168 with my record label and Meg Foster. 946 00:42:11,210 --> 00:42:15,923 What I can tell you is that we have to be extremely thorough. 947 00:42:15,965 --> 00:42:18,134 - You understand. - Totally. That's cool. 948 00:42:21,679 --> 00:42:23,848 Oh. I mean, that's not... 949 00:42:23,889 --> 00:42:26,267 Usually, that's not really allowed. 950 00:42:26,308 --> 00:42:29,103 - I'm sorry. - That's okay. I love it. 951 00:42:29,145 --> 00:42:31,480 I'm gonna be honest with you. 952 00:42:31,522 --> 00:42:32,690 I'm not Rob Zombie. 953 00:42:37,987 --> 00:42:40,030 How did you know that was gonna be up there? 954 00:42:40,072 --> 00:42:42,783 Because, Bryn, I'm a psychic. 955 00:42:42,825 --> 00:42:45,703 And as, you saw with your very own eyes, 956 00:42:45,744 --> 00:42:48,372 I'm also a master of disguises. 957 00:42:48,414 --> 00:42:51,625 We're tracking the couple that lived here two years ago 958 00:42:51,667 --> 00:42:54,378 and the likely owners of whatever is in this box. 959 00:42:54,420 --> 00:42:58,382 Anything that you can remember about them 960 00:42:58,424 --> 00:43:00,217 might save lives. 961 00:43:00,259 --> 00:43:02,636 Oh, okay. 962 00:43:02,678 --> 00:43:05,306 Well, I remember they were really cute together. 963 00:43:05,347 --> 00:43:07,600 Whoa, whoa. No need to editorialize. 964 00:43:07,641 --> 00:43:10,102 She had shortish hair, I think. 965 00:43:10,144 --> 00:43:14,190 Whatever. It doesn't matter. Him. Oh, my God. 966 00:43:14,231 --> 00:43:17,610 He was beautiful, inside and out. 967 00:43:17,651 --> 00:43:19,987 Although I did kind of get the feeling that he didn't really... 968 00:43:20,029 --> 00:43:21,155 Care about her? 969 00:43:21,197 --> 00:43:22,531 No, that he didn't really live here. 970 00:43:22,573 --> 00:43:25,159 Like, he would disappear for days at a time 971 00:43:25,201 --> 00:43:26,494 and then just move right back in. 972 00:43:26,535 --> 00:43:28,621 S-H-A-D-Y. 973 00:43:28,662 --> 00:43:30,414 - Gus! - What? 974 00:43:30,456 --> 00:43:31,999 I need you stop it. 975 00:43:32,041 --> 00:43:34,835 And get this thing open. 976 00:43:34,877 --> 00:43:39,090 Anyway, so, one night, there was this loud skirmish, right? 977 00:43:39,131 --> 00:43:43,052 And then, they just bolted under the cover of darkness. 978 00:43:43,094 --> 00:43:44,762 Like the old Cleveland Browns. 979 00:43:44,804 --> 00:43:47,932 The old Cleveland Browns. 980 00:43:47,973 --> 00:43:49,308 That's not gonna work. 981 00:43:50,851 --> 00:43:53,354 You're gonna use... 982 00:43:56,941 --> 00:43:58,776 Trust it. Trust it. 983 00:43:58,818 --> 00:44:01,112 You have it. 984 00:44:01,153 --> 00:44:03,197 Very impressive. 985 00:44:04,949 --> 00:44:06,659 Happy to lend a hand. 986 00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:07,910 Okay, no. I'm sorry. 987 00:44:07,952 --> 00:44:09,328 He's just speaking normally 988 00:44:09,370 --> 00:44:11,831 with, like, regular lip function. 989 00:44:13,958 --> 00:44:15,000 Whoa. 990 00:44:29,723 --> 00:44:31,225 Thank you so much for your help. 991 00:44:31,267 --> 00:44:33,644 We'll be taking this box and its contents. 992 00:44:33,686 --> 00:44:36,480 But... ah! Ah! 993 00:44:36,522 --> 00:44:38,399 I am getting a message from your mother. 994 00:44:38,441 --> 00:44:39,859 Really? 995 00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:42,653 She wants you to water her roots... 996 00:44:42,695 --> 00:44:44,989 on Arbor Day. 997 00:44:45,030 --> 00:44:46,449 Tell her that I will. 998 00:44:50,202 --> 00:44:52,663 I'll tell you what, 999 00:44:52,705 --> 00:44:54,790 these forgeries are top-notch. 1000 00:44:54,832 --> 00:44:57,042 This is not some random con artist. 1001 00:44:57,084 --> 00:45:00,337 Whoever did this is into some serious stuff. 1002 00:45:00,379 --> 00:45:01,380 Great. 1003 00:45:03,340 --> 00:45:05,634 Oh, Guster. Not again. 1004 00:45:05,676 --> 00:45:07,636 There's gonna be a perfectly good explanation. 1005 00:45:07,678 --> 00:45:09,638 And this gun with the scraped-off serial numbers? 1006 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,849 Maybe it was a gift. Maybe she found it in a dumpster. 1007 00:45:11,891 --> 00:45:14,018 Maybe you should consider that your lady picker is broke, 1008 00:45:14,059 --> 00:45:15,519 and move on. 1009 00:45:15,561 --> 00:45:18,063 Dad, whether or not Selene is an international spy 1010 00:45:18,105 --> 00:45:19,523 or a serial killer, it's irrelevant. 1011 00:45:19,565 --> 00:45:24,320 What we need right now is police assistance, okay? 1012 00:45:24,361 --> 00:45:26,989 Lassie's not happy with us. 1013 00:45:27,031 --> 00:45:28,491 Yeah, well he's not talking to me either. 1014 00:45:28,532 --> 00:45:30,576 He says he wants nothing to do with all Spencers. 1015 00:45:30,618 --> 00:45:32,578 Just insist that he take your help. 1016 00:45:32,620 --> 00:45:34,789 I'll give you my earpiece. 1017 00:45:34,830 --> 00:45:36,415 Oh, my God! 1018 00:45:36,457 --> 00:45:37,708 Gus, get in here. 1019 00:45:37,750 --> 00:45:39,126 Shawn. 1020 00:45:39,168 --> 00:45:41,003 He's having a kid. Dad, you're having a kid, 1021 00:45:41,045 --> 00:45:42,296 - at your age? - Shawn, stop. Stop. 1022 00:45:42,338 --> 00:45:43,255 I will not share my inheritance 1023 00:45:43,297 --> 00:45:45,174 with this demon spawn. 1024 00:45:45,216 --> 00:45:47,718 On behalf of me and my potentially jail-bound wife, 1025 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,805 let me be the first to say, congratulations to you. 1026 00:45:50,846 --> 00:45:52,598 Stop! I am not having a baby. 1027 00:45:56,435 --> 00:45:58,771 This crib was for you, Shawn. 1028 00:45:58,813 --> 00:46:00,064 Oh, Dad, that's very sweet, 1029 00:46:00,106 --> 00:46:03,317 but I sleep in a big-boy bed now. 1030 00:46:03,359 --> 00:46:06,362 Guster told me you and Juliet were having a baby. 1031 00:46:06,403 --> 00:46:07,404 What? 1032 00:46:07,446 --> 00:46:09,740 Oh. 1033 00:46:09,782 --> 00:46:11,033 I might have been hopped up 1034 00:46:11,075 --> 00:46:12,409 on hallucinogenic ice chips at the time. 1035 00:46:12,451 --> 00:46:14,578 Did I never clarify that it was actually me? 1036 00:46:14,620 --> 00:46:16,539 - No. - Oh. 1037 00:46:16,580 --> 00:46:18,415 But, fortunately, I figured it out, 1038 00:46:18,457 --> 00:46:21,210 after nine weeks of Shawn saying nothing about it. 1039 00:46:21,252 --> 00:46:23,129 You guys have some serious communication issues. 1040 00:46:23,170 --> 00:46:24,380 Says the guy who turns off his phone 1041 00:46:24,421 --> 00:46:26,257 so his wife can't track him. 1042 00:46:26,298 --> 00:46:29,635 So once I got over feeling left out, 1043 00:46:29,677 --> 00:46:31,887 I decided to finish what I had started. 1044 00:46:31,929 --> 00:46:34,265 You two nitwits never do anything without the other one, 1045 00:46:34,306 --> 00:46:36,267 so I figured it's only a matter of time 1046 00:46:36,308 --> 00:46:39,311 and you and Juliet will pop one out. 1047 00:46:42,022 --> 00:46:44,442 Yeah. Uh, Dad, 1048 00:46:44,483 --> 00:46:49,196 Juliet and I have decided not to have kids. 1049 00:46:53,367 --> 00:46:55,995 Well, obviously, you'll have to reconsider. 1050 00:46:56,036 --> 00:46:58,164 We talked it through. 1051 00:46:58,205 --> 00:47:00,624 We're both very happy. We've got a good thing. 1052 00:47:00,666 --> 00:47:03,836 Shawn. Shawn, this is a big deal. 1053 00:47:03,878 --> 00:47:06,797 Not just for me. 1054 00:47:06,839 --> 00:47:08,215 But also for me. 1055 00:47:08,257 --> 00:47:09,925 Okay, Dad, I can't do this with you right now, 1056 00:47:09,967 --> 00:47:11,927 because today is all about Gus 1057 00:47:11,969 --> 00:47:14,346 and his soon-to-be wife, who is leading a double life 1058 00:47:14,388 --> 00:47:16,557 that has something to do with that gun we found. 1059 00:47:16,599 --> 00:47:18,768 Also, we finally are on to the husband. 1060 00:47:18,809 --> 00:47:20,102 She's married? 1061 00:47:20,144 --> 00:47:22,229 Dad, please, try and keep up. 1062 00:47:22,271 --> 00:47:24,398 Gus is losing hope and feeling slightly incontinent. 1063 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,941 Most of that is true. 1064 00:47:25,983 --> 00:47:28,569 We need to track those fake IDs and retrace their steps. 1065 00:47:28,611 --> 00:47:31,655 - That won't be necessary. - Why not? 1066 00:47:31,697 --> 00:47:35,201 Because one of those IDs isn't a fake. 1067 00:47:37,411 --> 00:47:39,497 - You take this one. - I want you to have it. 1068 00:47:39,538 --> 00:47:41,499 - No, this is all you. - It's your journey. 1069 00:47:41,540 --> 00:47:46,086 This is a no-look alley-oop. Slam dunk it. 1070 00:47:46,128 --> 00:47:47,379 Which one? 1071 00:47:47,421 --> 00:47:50,049 Chief, I am so horrified to meet you here. 1072 00:47:50,091 --> 00:47:52,593 It's just that your assistant said you were the last one 1073 00:47:52,635 --> 00:47:54,345 to see Shawn, and he is now missing, 1074 00:47:54,386 --> 00:47:57,098 and we need to know what he told you. 1075 00:47:57,139 --> 00:47:59,767 Sorry to ruin your family vacation. 1076 00:47:59,809 --> 00:48:03,187 Oh, you know, there is no family vacation. 1077 00:48:03,229 --> 00:48:04,814 I guess we're going to reschedule. 1078 00:48:04,855 --> 00:48:06,023 Yeah, where is everybody? 1079 00:48:06,065 --> 00:48:08,234 I missed them. They went back home. 1080 00:48:08,275 --> 00:48:10,736 Yeah, I got here early this morning 1081 00:48:10,778 --> 00:48:14,115 and realized they didn't want to do another trip without me. 1082 00:48:14,156 --> 00:48:16,700 So they just left you alone? 1083 00:48:16,742 --> 00:48:18,244 No, hardly. Hardly. 1084 00:48:18,285 --> 00:48:20,871 I left them alone... 1085 00:48:20,913 --> 00:48:22,373 a hundred times. 1086 00:48:22,414 --> 00:48:26,710 Working until I couldn't. 1087 00:48:26,752 --> 00:48:28,212 I let them down. 1088 00:48:28,254 --> 00:48:30,172 I mean, Iris was kidnapped 1089 00:48:30,214 --> 00:48:32,299 and taken to Alcatraz, for God's sake. 1090 00:48:32,341 --> 00:48:33,843 You saved her, Karen. 1091 00:48:33,884 --> 00:48:37,346 Yeah, well, barely, and it never should have happened. 1092 00:48:40,057 --> 00:48:42,184 Well, I guess this is where the rubber hits the road, 1093 00:48:42,226 --> 00:48:44,311 so welcome to the aftermath, ladies. 1094 00:48:44,353 --> 00:48:46,439 Take good look. 1095 00:48:50,151 --> 00:48:51,777 Do you need a hug? 1096 00:49:01,579 --> 00:49:02,872 No, right now, 1097 00:49:02,913 --> 00:49:05,666 what I think I need is something I can solve. 1098 00:49:07,251 --> 00:49:10,379 But all I got from Shawn is that he was concerned 1099 00:49:10,421 --> 00:49:13,549 that you, Selene, were not being completely honest 1100 00:49:13,591 --> 00:49:15,634 with Gus about who you are. 1101 00:49:18,971 --> 00:49:21,265 He was right. 1102 00:49:21,307 --> 00:49:24,643 You need to tell us exactly who you are. 1103 00:49:26,979 --> 00:49:28,731 Down to the worst detail. 1104 00:49:31,150 --> 00:49:34,278 Can we eat first? 1105 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:35,946 Well, this is "Kiakos," 1106 00:49:35,988 --> 00:49:38,282 so you can stop staring at that guy's driver's license. 1107 00:49:38,324 --> 00:49:39,909 I think this dude is wearing a wig. 1108 00:49:39,950 --> 00:49:43,037 - He's not wearing a wig. - You don't know afros, Shawn. 1109 00:49:43,078 --> 00:49:45,122 Great. Another fake address. 1110 00:49:45,164 --> 00:49:46,457 Unless he lives in a water tower, 1111 00:49:46,499 --> 00:49:50,211 which would make him one of the Animaniacs. 1112 00:49:50,252 --> 00:49:52,254 He's here, Shawn. I know it. 1113 00:49:52,296 --> 00:49:54,882 There's only 2,692 people in this town. 1114 00:49:54,924 --> 00:49:56,717 We could knock on every door, if we have to. 1115 00:49:56,759 --> 00:49:58,552 Don't be a negative frittato, Shawn. 1116 00:49:58,594 --> 00:50:00,805 We're detectives. Let's detect. 1117 00:50:00,846 --> 00:50:03,432 I appreciate the effort, Gus. I really do. 1118 00:50:03,474 --> 00:50:04,975 But adding a pun to a "don't be" 1119 00:50:05,017 --> 00:50:06,310 just feels like a hat on a hat. 1120 00:50:06,352 --> 00:50:08,646 I don't care, Shawn. I'm talking about Selene. 1121 00:50:08,687 --> 00:50:10,523 I don't care if she did all those things. 1122 00:50:10,564 --> 00:50:13,275 I don't care if the police want her, if she robbed someone. 1123 00:50:13,317 --> 00:50:15,069 I don't even care if that baby isn't mine. 1124 00:50:15,111 --> 00:50:16,403 - Ooh. - I love that woman, 1125 00:50:16,445 --> 00:50:18,823 regardless. Do you understand me? 1126 00:50:18,864 --> 00:50:20,199 Let me ask you this. 1127 00:50:20,241 --> 00:50:22,326 Okay, I do care if the baby isn't mine. 1128 00:50:24,745 --> 00:50:28,165 Why does a decommissioned water tower need a mailbox? 1129 00:50:28,207 --> 00:50:30,543 And why is there mail in it? 1130 00:50:35,881 --> 00:50:37,508 Good news, man. 1131 00:50:44,890 --> 00:50:48,352 Whoever lives here has a telescope pointed at the road 1132 00:50:48,394 --> 00:50:50,312 and at least five security cameras, 1133 00:50:50,354 --> 00:50:52,481 all of which we are on. 1134 00:50:56,193 --> 00:50:58,320 Gus, what if someone's home? What are you doing? 1135 00:50:58,362 --> 00:51:01,115 I'm jimmying the lock, Shawn. 1136 00:51:01,157 --> 00:51:02,867 What is that? Why are you doing it like that? 1137 00:51:02,908 --> 00:51:04,743 I'm making myself inconspicuous. 1138 00:51:04,785 --> 00:51:07,204 I promise you, it's having the exact opposite effect. 1139 00:51:07,246 --> 00:51:09,415 What do you think it looks like to the rest of the town? 1140 00:51:09,457 --> 00:51:10,791 The rest of the town can suck it. 1141 00:51:14,587 --> 00:51:18,257 No. Keep that thing away from me. 1142 00:51:18,299 --> 00:51:19,550 Shh. 1143 00:51:19,592 --> 00:51:21,260 I'm not saying any, Shawn. 1144 00:51:23,387 --> 00:51:26,265 I knew it. 1145 00:51:26,307 --> 00:51:28,642 He's a creepy stalker dude. 1146 00:51:28,684 --> 00:51:30,311 This is "Sleeping with the Enemy." 1147 00:51:30,352 --> 00:51:32,480 Check his towels. 1148 00:51:32,521 --> 00:51:35,983 Try again, Gus. 1149 00:51:36,025 --> 00:51:37,401 This is "Sicario." 1150 00:51:37,443 --> 00:51:38,903 That doesn't help me, Shawn. 1151 00:51:38,944 --> 00:51:41,530 You know I turned my back on Benicio after "The Wolfman." 1152 00:51:41,572 --> 00:51:43,240 All right. Who's the ginger? 1153 00:51:43,282 --> 00:51:45,743 He's in every single one of these photos. 1154 00:51:45,785 --> 00:51:48,496 Eyes forward! Eyes forward! 1155 00:51:48,537 --> 00:51:50,039 You're dealing with a desperate man 1156 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:54,084 with a couple of very itchy trigger fingers. 1157 00:51:54,126 --> 00:51:55,628 Oh, don't you move. 1158 00:52:03,469 --> 00:52:06,889 I knew she would have moved on. 1159 00:52:06,931 --> 00:52:08,307 Anyone would have. 1160 00:52:10,684 --> 00:52:12,353 All right. Y'all can turn around. 1161 00:52:15,648 --> 00:52:17,149 These aren't even real guns. 1162 00:52:17,191 --> 00:52:18,776 Those aren't even fake guns. 1163 00:52:18,818 --> 00:52:20,194 Who are you? 1164 00:52:20,236 --> 00:52:21,529 My name is Shawn Spencer. 1165 00:52:21,570 --> 00:52:24,198 This is my partner, Black Jack Arnold. 1166 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,616 I can roll with that. 1167 00:52:25,658 --> 00:52:27,910 But my real name is Burton Guster, damn it. 1168 00:52:27,952 --> 00:52:30,496 And Selene Gilmore, or whatever her Christian name is, 1169 00:52:30,538 --> 00:52:32,998 she is my fiancée and she's carrying my child. 1170 00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,752 And I'm here to remove her from your kung-fu grip, sucka. 1171 00:52:36,794 --> 00:52:38,712 - Kung-fu grip? - Yeah. 1172 00:52:38,754 --> 00:52:40,798 Does it look like I'm calling any shots here? 1173 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,550 I don't have indoor plumbing. 1174 00:52:42,591 --> 00:52:44,218 Look, don't let that water tower fool you. 1175 00:52:44,260 --> 00:52:46,053 So why are you here? 1176 00:52:46,095 --> 00:52:47,596 And who's this guy you've been stalking? 1177 00:52:47,638 --> 00:52:49,932 Well, that monster 1178 00:52:49,974 --> 00:52:52,601 is the reason boo and I had to split up. 1179 00:52:52,643 --> 00:52:54,270 - She's not your boo. - Yeah. 1180 00:52:54,311 --> 00:52:55,896 She's my wife. 1181 00:52:55,938 --> 00:52:57,606 Gus. Gus. 1182 00:52:57,648 --> 00:52:59,483 Let the man bring us up to speed. 1183 00:52:59,525 --> 00:53:02,987 That's why we came all the way to "Cuyacas." 1184 00:53:03,028 --> 00:53:06,115 Caya... Cayu... I haven't heard it both ways. 1185 00:53:06,157 --> 00:53:07,616 I haven't heard it at all. Where are we? 1186 00:53:07,658 --> 00:53:09,243 Look, it doesn't matter. 1187 00:53:09,285 --> 00:53:11,495 That's Ronald Coe... excuse me... 1188 00:53:11,537 --> 00:53:13,706 CEO of eco-friendly microbrewery 1189 00:53:13,747 --> 00:53:15,541 Pacific Mountain Brew Works, 1190 00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:17,543 a hero to the environment, but to us, 1191 00:53:17,585 --> 00:53:20,838 he's nothing but a drug-smuggling arms dealer. 1192 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:22,631 Now, you think you can handle the whole story? 1193 00:53:22,673 --> 00:53:24,884 I was made for whole stories. 1194 00:53:29,096 --> 00:53:30,639 He calls himself... 1195 00:53:30,681 --> 00:53:33,726 Wait. Time out. Is it weird that I'm standing next to you? 1196 00:53:33,768 --> 00:53:35,519 Like we're gonna tell the story together? 1197 00:53:35,561 --> 00:53:37,813 I mean, I don't know what you're... 1198 00:53:37,855 --> 00:53:39,315 I'm just gonna go stand over there. 1199 00:53:39,356 --> 00:53:40,816 Mm-hmm. 1200 00:53:40,858 --> 00:53:43,861 Here I am, next to my pal. 1201 00:53:43,903 --> 00:53:45,696 Please continue. 1202 00:53:45,738 --> 00:53:47,948 He calls himself... 1203 00:53:47,990 --> 00:53:49,742 The Bull. 1204 00:53:49,784 --> 00:53:51,994 But nobody knows that, because he's the last person 1205 00:53:52,036 --> 00:53:55,706 anybody would think is running guns and drugs. 1206 00:53:55,748 --> 00:53:57,875 CEO criminal. Okay. 1207 00:53:57,917 --> 00:54:00,044 So we're basically talking about Victor Maitland. 1208 00:54:00,085 --> 00:54:01,754 You talking about the villain from "Beverly Hills Cop"? 1209 00:54:01,796 --> 00:54:03,839 Gray-haired gentleman, very dark skin, Capricorn. 1210 00:54:03,881 --> 00:54:05,508 Nothing like that at all. 1211 00:54:05,549 --> 00:54:07,051 Maitland owned a gallery and lived in a city. 1212 00:54:07,093 --> 00:54:08,594 Sure, but he was selling drugs. 1213 00:54:08,636 --> 00:54:09,720 - On the side. - Okay. 1214 00:54:09,762 --> 00:54:11,347 Does it have to be a movie character? 1215 00:54:11,388 --> 00:54:12,681 You want us to understand? Yes. 1216 00:54:12,723 --> 00:54:15,226 - It would help us enormously. - Okay, fine. 1217 00:54:15,267 --> 00:54:16,769 Victor Maitland. 1218 00:54:16,811 --> 00:54:20,064 So I was an investigator at a private security firm. 1219 00:54:20,106 --> 00:54:22,817 I was working for an insurance claim company. 1220 00:54:22,858 --> 00:54:25,694 I get sent out to take photos of a worker's comp claim. 1221 00:54:25,736 --> 00:54:27,738 I stumble across this smooth, 1222 00:54:27,780 --> 00:54:29,782 swole brother named Alan Decker. 1223 00:54:29,824 --> 00:54:32,493 He's hiding across the street, watching the same complex. 1224 00:54:32,535 --> 00:54:35,162 She got pictures, I got pictures. 1225 00:54:35,204 --> 00:54:36,831 We pooled our stuff together. 1226 00:54:36,872 --> 00:54:39,750 So we working in close quarters. 1227 00:54:39,792 --> 00:54:42,586 Mm-hmm. Under the specter of danger. 1228 00:54:42,628 --> 00:54:44,588 - Mm. - Sparks start to fly. 1229 00:54:44,630 --> 00:54:46,632 Tale as old as time. 1230 00:54:46,674 --> 00:54:48,801 And we couldn't deny the heat any longer. 1231 00:54:48,843 --> 00:54:51,762 You can skip this part. It's disgusting. 1232 00:54:51,804 --> 00:54:54,932 It was exciting and sexy. 1233 00:54:54,974 --> 00:54:57,643 We felt like these moral crusaders, you know? 1234 00:54:57,685 --> 00:54:59,687 So we about to tail a delivery van, 1235 00:54:59,728 --> 00:55:01,772 and one of his muscle heads is about to make a drop. 1236 00:55:01,814 --> 00:55:04,358 Talk about a serious crime. 1237 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,861 Something goes wrong. It's a gun fight. 1238 00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,198 One of the goons leaves a gun at the scene. 1239 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:14,827 That was it. We had a literal smoking gun. 1240 00:55:14,869 --> 00:55:18,164 But nobody wanted to believe anything bad about this guy. 1241 00:55:18,205 --> 00:55:19,623 The cops were more concerned 1242 00:55:19,665 --> 00:55:21,792 how we found a gun with missing serial numbers. 1243 00:55:21,834 --> 00:55:24,837 That's when we knew we had to do it alone. 1244 00:55:26,338 --> 00:55:28,591 And we were intoxicated by it. 1245 00:55:28,632 --> 00:55:30,801 Yeah, that was the night I asked her to marry me. 1246 00:55:30,843 --> 00:55:33,262 Gotta strike when the iron's hot. 1247 00:55:33,304 --> 00:55:36,182 I got caught up in the moment and said yes. 1248 00:55:36,223 --> 00:55:39,226 His cousin, Nipsey, is ordained and drove up from Bakersfield. 1249 00:55:39,268 --> 00:55:42,938 I still owe her an engagement ring, a honeymoon. 1250 00:55:42,980 --> 00:55:44,774 We figured there'd be time. 1251 00:55:44,815 --> 00:55:47,485 But no matter how careful we thought we were being, 1252 00:55:47,526 --> 00:55:49,028 his goons would always find us. 1253 00:55:51,655 --> 00:55:53,240 That's when I realized: 1254 00:55:53,282 --> 00:55:55,534 the only way we'd stay alive is if we split up. 1255 00:55:55,576 --> 00:55:58,162 One of the toughest decisions I ever made in my life. 1256 00:55:58,204 --> 00:56:00,456 He broke up with me on a Post-it Note. 1257 00:56:00,498 --> 00:56:01,749 No. 1258 00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:03,793 Like when Berger broke up with Carrie? 1259 00:56:03,834 --> 00:56:05,419 - "I'm sorry." - "I can't"? 1260 00:56:05,461 --> 00:56:07,296 - "Don't hate me"? - Yes. 1261 00:56:08,714 --> 00:56:11,634 So I realized I had nothing else to lose, 1262 00:56:11,675 --> 00:56:13,469 so I came back to finish the job. 1263 00:56:13,511 --> 00:56:14,678 And here we are. 1264 00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:17,264 Enough. You've painted a pretty picture, 1265 00:56:17,306 --> 00:56:19,809 but you forgot one thing. 1266 00:56:19,850 --> 00:56:22,812 - Shoot. - What is her real name? 1267 00:56:22,853 --> 00:56:24,396 - Is it Prince? - Ooh. 1268 00:56:24,438 --> 00:56:27,149 Yeah, it'd probably be best if she told you that. 1269 00:56:27,191 --> 00:56:29,944 Nah. You need to tell me! Right now! 1270 00:56:32,488 --> 00:56:34,532 You are very close to my face. 1271 00:56:34,573 --> 00:56:36,826 Tell me, 1272 00:56:36,867 --> 00:56:39,829 or things are about to get weird. 1273 00:56:40,913 --> 00:56:42,706 They're not about to get weird, Gus. 1274 00:56:42,748 --> 00:56:44,291 They're weird. 1275 00:56:44,333 --> 00:56:46,210 It's time for you and I to take a very short 1276 00:56:46,252 --> 00:56:47,503 but meaningful walk. 1277 00:56:47,545 --> 00:56:49,797 Fine. 1278 00:56:49,839 --> 00:56:51,382 We'll be back. 1279 00:56:51,424 --> 00:56:54,552 I didn't even know if he was even still alive. 1280 00:56:54,593 --> 00:56:56,220 I realized the whole thing was 1281 00:56:56,262 --> 00:56:57,805 just the intensity of the moment, 1282 00:56:57,847 --> 00:56:59,932 and I needed to get on with my life. 1283 00:57:01,517 --> 00:57:04,145 And I did. 1284 00:57:04,186 --> 00:57:06,772 I met Gus. 1285 00:57:06,814 --> 00:57:09,275 And I cannot lose him. 1286 00:57:09,316 --> 00:57:11,110 So we need to find him and stop him 1287 00:57:11,152 --> 00:57:13,362 before he realizes what he's getting into. 1288 00:57:15,281 --> 00:57:18,617 Okay. It's fine. I'm gonna change. 1289 00:57:18,659 --> 00:57:20,327 Selene, you douse the fire. 1290 00:57:20,369 --> 00:57:21,620 O'Hara, you're driving, 1291 00:57:21,662 --> 00:57:24,081 because these men are not gonna save themselves. 1292 00:57:29,628 --> 00:57:31,255 - Hey. - Damn it, Henry. 1293 00:57:31,297 --> 00:57:33,132 I've been ignoring your calls on purpose. 1294 00:57:33,174 --> 00:57:34,759 I know. 1295 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,052 But you're not gonna out-"Gran Torino" me. 1296 00:57:37,094 --> 00:57:39,430 Just watch. 1297 00:57:39,472 --> 00:57:41,807 Oh, wow. 1298 00:57:41,849 --> 00:57:42,850 New grill, huh? 1299 00:57:42,892 --> 00:57:44,602 Infrared burners. 1300 00:57:44,643 --> 00:57:46,979 Holy mother. 1301 00:57:47,021 --> 00:57:48,814 They released my suspect. 1302 00:57:48,856 --> 00:57:51,275 It's entirely my fault he's back on the streets. 1303 00:57:51,317 --> 00:57:53,402 Oh. 1304 00:57:53,444 --> 00:57:56,030 Well, it won't be for long. 1305 00:57:56,071 --> 00:57:59,116 Just have to build up the result of the case, together. 1306 00:57:59,158 --> 00:58:01,076 I looked like such an idiot. 1307 00:58:01,118 --> 00:58:04,330 Well, we all do sometimes. 1308 00:58:04,371 --> 00:58:05,790 McNab asked for motive. 1309 00:58:05,831 --> 00:58:08,751 I ordered a combo meal. 1310 00:58:08,793 --> 00:58:10,753 - That's good. - That's not funny. 1311 00:58:12,505 --> 00:58:13,964 Oh, come on, man. 1312 00:58:14,006 --> 00:58:18,469 Look, Shawn is working on something pretty important. 1313 00:58:18,511 --> 00:58:20,888 Not interested. 1314 00:58:20,930 --> 00:58:22,348 He found this gun, 1315 00:58:22,389 --> 00:58:24,266 but the serial numbers have been scratched off. 1316 00:58:24,308 --> 00:58:25,810 Now, I know that you're a master 1317 00:58:25,851 --> 00:58:27,311 at recovering this stuff. 1318 00:58:27,353 --> 00:58:28,771 Oh, yeah? 1319 00:58:28,813 --> 00:58:32,775 Well, it turns out recovery's not my thing after all. 1320 00:58:32,817 --> 00:58:34,860 Well, maybe I'll just leave it here. 1321 00:58:37,279 --> 00:58:38,697 Hey, Mr. Spencer. 1322 00:58:38,739 --> 00:58:39,949 Hey, Lily. 1323 00:58:39,990 --> 00:58:41,492 What a surprise. 1324 00:58:41,534 --> 00:58:43,452 You know, don't bother, honey. He's just leaving. 1325 00:58:43,494 --> 00:58:45,663 Don't worry, Dad. I got the expired stuff. 1326 00:58:45,704 --> 00:58:47,832 - Lily, what did I just say... - Wait, my phone's ringing. 1327 00:58:47,873 --> 00:58:51,252 You don't have a phone. 1328 00:58:51,293 --> 00:58:52,378 Shut up. 1329 00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:57,425 You know, sometimes I think my kid's more intuitive than I am. 1330 00:58:59,718 --> 00:59:01,971 Welcome to the club. 1331 00:59:02,012 --> 00:59:04,098 Losers. 1332 00:59:19,196 --> 00:59:21,240 I can assume this isn't for me. 1333 00:59:21,282 --> 00:59:22,408 Nope. 1334 00:59:22,450 --> 00:59:25,327 And I wouldn't shake that if I were you. 1335 00:59:25,369 --> 00:59:26,662 Well, you're not me. 1336 00:59:29,248 --> 00:59:31,542 Look, man, I'm just trying to make things right 1337 00:59:31,584 --> 00:59:32,877 for my unborn child. 1338 00:59:32,918 --> 00:59:34,295 I'm a decent man, 1339 00:59:34,336 --> 00:59:36,380 and you seem like a decent man too. 1340 00:59:36,422 --> 00:59:39,425 Yeah, this one is tough. 1341 00:59:39,467 --> 00:59:41,635 Seeing her like this. 1342 00:59:41,677 --> 00:59:43,471 And you, all forehead. 1343 00:59:45,097 --> 00:59:48,184 it's like this is supposed to be my life. 1344 00:59:48,225 --> 00:59:50,102 Then I realized, I don't have a life. 1345 00:59:50,144 --> 00:59:52,980 All I do is hide and wait. 1346 00:59:53,022 --> 00:59:55,024 So I'll make you a deal. 1347 00:59:55,065 --> 00:59:57,568 - I'm listening. - Look, I'm close. 1348 00:59:57,610 --> 01:00:01,197 If you two help me finish this, 1349 01:00:01,238 --> 01:00:02,740 I'll let her go. 1350 01:00:02,782 --> 01:00:04,158 Forever. 1351 01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:06,160 Help me get some time of version of my own life back, 1352 01:00:06,202 --> 01:00:08,913 and I'll step out of hers. 1353 01:00:08,954 --> 01:00:12,333 You'll sign divorce papers? 1354 01:00:12,374 --> 01:00:14,543 - Yeah, I will. - We're in. 1355 01:00:14,585 --> 01:00:16,962 Whoa. You haven't heard the plan yet. 1356 01:00:17,004 --> 01:00:18,547 The plan is to marry my fiancée 1357 01:00:18,589 --> 01:00:19,840 before her water breaks. 1358 01:00:19,882 --> 01:00:21,342 We have a deal. 1359 01:00:21,383 --> 01:00:23,427 Y'all want to split a Moon Pie? 1360 01:00:23,469 --> 01:00:26,931 First of all, I'm not in until there's a foolproof plan. 1361 01:00:26,972 --> 01:00:28,099 - Since when? - Secondly, 1362 01:00:28,140 --> 01:00:29,767 anything less than a whole Moon Pie 1363 01:00:29,809 --> 01:00:31,769 is a nonstarter, for both of us. 1364 01:00:31,811 --> 01:00:34,146 - 3/4. - You or us? 1365 01:00:34,188 --> 01:00:35,731 You. 1366 01:00:35,773 --> 01:00:37,733 What's the math on that? 1367 01:00:37,775 --> 01:00:39,110 We get 3/8 each. 1368 01:00:39,151 --> 01:00:41,946 That's more than two whole Moon Pies. 1369 01:00:44,448 --> 01:00:46,575 We accept. 1370 01:00:46,617 --> 01:00:47,827 It's just semantics. 1371 01:00:47,868 --> 01:00:50,496 It's not semantics, Shawn. 1372 01:00:50,538 --> 01:00:52,373 All right, Johnson. Have fun, buddy. 1373 01:00:52,414 --> 01:00:53,958 You're a maniac. 1374 01:00:53,999 --> 01:00:55,793 Mom's calling! 1375 01:00:55,835 --> 01:00:57,169 How is Marlowe doing? 1376 01:00:57,211 --> 01:00:59,046 I'm sure none of this has been easy for her. 1377 01:00:59,088 --> 01:01:00,923 Yeah, my wife believes in me so much 1378 01:01:00,965 --> 01:01:02,758 she's taken out a loan and gone back to school. 1379 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:04,677 I know you don't believe that. 1380 01:01:04,718 --> 01:01:06,262 Night school? Come on, man. 1381 01:01:06,303 --> 01:01:07,972 That's no walk in the park. 1382 01:01:08,013 --> 01:01:09,265 Mom's on her way home, 1383 01:01:09,306 --> 01:01:11,350 and she says don't forget to take your Keppra. 1384 01:01:11,392 --> 01:01:12,977 I'm not 11. 1385 01:01:13,018 --> 01:01:14,603 - Neither am I. - Yes, you are. 1386 01:01:14,645 --> 01:01:17,106 And she's picking up Brophy Bros for dinner. 1387 01:01:17,148 --> 01:01:18,858 Ooh, I love that place. 1388 01:01:18,899 --> 01:01:21,402 It's Dad's favorite. You should stay. 1389 01:01:21,444 --> 01:01:22,695 Okay. 1390 01:01:22,736 --> 01:01:24,655 But you'll have to watch us eat. 1391 01:01:27,074 --> 01:01:29,326 - What are you doing? - You got a text from Mom. 1392 01:01:29,368 --> 01:01:31,162 And you left your reading glasses inside. 1393 01:01:31,203 --> 01:01:32,455 How do you know my passcode? 1394 01:01:32,496 --> 01:01:33,956 Why wouldn't I know your passcode? 1395 01:01:33,998 --> 01:01:35,833 Touché. 1396 01:01:35,875 --> 01:01:37,751 "My darling lover." 1397 01:01:37,793 --> 01:01:38,919 Gross. 1398 01:01:40,463 --> 01:01:42,006 "I just couldn't wait to tell you 1399 01:01:42,047 --> 01:01:44,425 I got us Ted Nugent tickets for the 27th," 1400 01:01:44,467 --> 01:01:47,178 with three exclamation marks for some reason. 1401 01:01:47,219 --> 01:01:49,138 "I love you. Home soon." 1402 01:01:58,689 --> 01:02:00,024 You okay over there, Carlton? 1403 01:02:00,065 --> 01:02:01,275 You might be the first person 1404 01:02:01,317 --> 01:02:04,361 I've ever seen cry over Ted Nugent. 1405 01:02:04,403 --> 01:02:06,697 Kleenex. On it. 1406 01:02:06,739 --> 01:02:09,158 My girls have seen me at my absolute worst 1407 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:12,203 and haven't blinked. Not once. 1408 01:02:12,244 --> 01:02:13,954 God, I'm such a fool. 1409 01:02:13,996 --> 01:02:16,290 Oh, come on. You're not a fool. 1410 01:02:16,332 --> 01:02:19,001 Your life's dreams were stolen from you overnight. 1411 01:02:19,043 --> 01:02:20,461 I got news for you. 1412 01:02:20,503 --> 01:02:24,423 You are so much more than just being a cop, Carlton. 1413 01:02:24,465 --> 01:02:25,716 Am I? 1414 01:02:25,758 --> 01:02:28,969 Look. 1415 01:02:29,011 --> 01:02:30,262 I know this may not seem fair, 1416 01:02:30,304 --> 01:02:32,556 and you may not have everything you want, 1417 01:02:32,598 --> 01:02:34,725 but you gotta believe you got everything you need. 1418 01:02:34,767 --> 01:02:37,561 And take it from me, you do not want to spend the next 20 years 1419 01:02:37,603 --> 01:02:40,064 sitting on this porch 1420 01:02:40,106 --> 01:02:42,066 trying to make up for lost time. 1421 01:02:44,318 --> 01:02:46,112 I don't know if I'm ready to let go yet. 1422 01:02:52,451 --> 01:02:53,911 Marlowe will be home in 20 minutes. 1423 01:02:53,953 --> 01:02:56,831 Show me the gun. 1424 01:02:56,872 --> 01:02:59,416 Yeah. Hey, great. 1425 01:02:59,458 --> 01:03:01,752 All right, look. 1426 01:03:01,794 --> 01:03:04,547 What's it gonna take to lift these numbers? 1427 01:03:04,588 --> 01:03:06,006 It's an acid compound. 1428 01:03:06,048 --> 01:03:08,092 Where would I find something like that at this hour? 1429 01:03:08,134 --> 01:03:10,970 In the garage, under "A" for acids. 1430 01:03:11,011 --> 01:03:12,012 Seriously? 1431 01:03:12,054 --> 01:03:13,514 That's my girl. 1432 01:03:17,309 --> 01:03:20,312 - Hey, Dad. - Yeah, Lily-bunny? 1433 01:03:20,354 --> 01:03:23,441 Ted Nugent's not the guy with the crossbow, is he? 1434 01:03:23,482 --> 01:03:26,152 He sure is, honey. 1435 01:03:30,281 --> 01:03:31,449 This is supposed to be me, right? 1436 01:03:31,490 --> 01:03:33,159 Well, yeah, it's supposed to be you. 1437 01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,035 It looks like Anthony LaPaglia now. 1438 01:03:35,077 --> 01:03:37,746 - My marker was running out. - It's fine. It'll have to do. 1439 01:03:37,788 --> 01:03:40,791 All right! 1440 01:03:40,833 --> 01:03:42,293 I got the plan. 1441 01:03:42,334 --> 01:03:43,711 We already figured it out. 1442 01:03:43,752 --> 01:03:45,838 Guys, I've literally been studying the ins and outs 1443 01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,006 of this place for months. 1444 01:03:47,047 --> 01:03:48,549 We know, and it's very impressive. 1445 01:03:48,591 --> 01:03:52,303 But before you launch into hieroglyphics and string theory 1446 01:03:52,344 --> 01:03:55,139 and whatever else you have on that corkboard, just... 1447 01:03:55,181 --> 01:03:56,807 you're gonna want to hear our plan. 1448 01:03:56,849 --> 01:03:58,517 Make it quick. 1449 01:03:58,559 --> 01:04:00,853 We dig a trench and tunnel under the brewery, 1450 01:04:00,895 --> 01:04:02,772 resurfacing on the inside. 1451 01:04:02,813 --> 01:04:05,649 You, Alan, free climb the barley vats 1452 01:04:05,691 --> 01:04:08,194 and wait up top, next to the thermal exhaust port. 1453 01:04:08,235 --> 01:04:09,528 There is no thermal exhaust port. 1454 01:04:09,570 --> 01:04:12,198 Gus reaches out his hand and pulls you through. 1455 01:04:12,239 --> 01:04:14,283 Where am I? I'm on the flank, 1456 01:04:14,325 --> 01:04:16,327 serving up "look, it's me, not a stuntman" realness. 1457 01:04:16,368 --> 01:04:18,370 There's a confrontation with a man holding a wrench, 1458 01:04:18,412 --> 01:04:20,164 and we're all chased by motorcycles. 1459 01:04:20,206 --> 01:04:21,373 You grab the evidence. 1460 01:04:21,415 --> 01:04:23,083 We escape through a hole in the wall. 1461 01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:26,337 Then, I find a house of windows. 1462 01:04:26,378 --> 01:04:28,005 - What? - A house of windows. 1463 01:04:28,047 --> 01:04:29,090 - What? - A house... 1464 01:04:29,131 --> 01:04:30,466 Of windows. 1465 01:04:30,508 --> 01:04:33,260 You realize I'm not who I appear to be, 1466 01:04:33,302 --> 01:04:36,222 yet my hair remains unchanged. 1467 01:04:36,263 --> 01:04:38,808 We end up right back here, in this cottage, 1468 01:04:38,849 --> 01:04:42,436 where I start to throw myself against the walls. 1469 01:04:44,313 --> 01:04:46,565 Then I stop for reasons unknown. 1470 01:04:46,607 --> 01:04:48,776 - And Gus weeps. - You weep. 1471 01:04:48,818 --> 01:04:50,778 What you just pitched was essentially the plot 1472 01:04:50,820 --> 01:04:52,363 from the "Take on Me" video. 1473 01:04:52,404 --> 01:04:53,948 Wow. He really knows his stuff. 1474 01:04:53,989 --> 01:04:55,658 That's not possible. 1475 01:04:55,699 --> 01:04:58,410 Would you have gotten it without the illustrations? 1476 01:04:58,452 --> 01:05:01,330 - Never looked. - Okay. 1477 01:05:01,372 --> 01:05:02,581 What's your garbage plan? 1478 01:05:02,623 --> 01:05:04,750 Okay. You guys will be the distraction. 1479 01:05:04,792 --> 01:05:06,293 No. Boring. 1480 01:05:06,335 --> 01:05:09,338 It is excitement that you're looking for? 1481 01:05:09,380 --> 01:05:11,132 Point taken. Carry on. 1482 01:05:11,173 --> 01:05:12,425 Thank you. 1483 01:05:12,466 --> 01:05:15,553 Today is Sunday. Coe doesn't brew on Sabbath. 1484 01:05:15,594 --> 01:05:19,432 It's a skeleton crew, and the empty kegs get delivered. 1485 01:05:19,473 --> 01:05:22,685 - We're keg deliverymen? - Is that a problem? 1486 01:05:22,726 --> 01:05:24,728 Like, I literally just cut a deal with the guys 1487 01:05:24,770 --> 01:05:27,565 that usually make the delivery. It was a big undertaking. 1488 01:05:27,606 --> 01:05:30,276 All right, fine. What do we get to do? 1489 01:05:32,153 --> 01:05:34,363 Okay. Hear me out. Hear me out. 1490 01:05:34,405 --> 01:05:37,408 You guys get to shut down the auxiliary power grid, 1491 01:05:37,450 --> 01:05:40,077 disabling the alarm system. 1492 01:05:40,119 --> 01:05:41,996 - Yeah! - It's an olive branch. 1493 01:05:42,037 --> 01:05:45,541 - Feels like table scraps, Gus. - Let's hear him out. 1494 01:05:45,583 --> 01:05:47,418 All right. I will go to the safe room. 1495 01:05:47,460 --> 01:05:48,836 Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm the one 1496 01:05:48,878 --> 01:05:51,088 who does the safe-cracking around here, okay? 1497 01:05:51,130 --> 01:05:52,423 There's no safe. 1498 01:05:52,465 --> 01:05:54,675 It's simply an office with fortified windows. 1499 01:05:54,717 --> 01:05:55,885 Like a panic room. 1500 01:05:55,926 --> 01:05:57,553 You're not making it sound any less cool. 1501 01:05:57,595 --> 01:05:59,597 The safe room has a time lock. 1502 01:05:59,638 --> 01:06:01,849 If the doors activate, you're locked in there for two hours, 1503 01:06:01,891 --> 01:06:03,267 and you're dead meat. 1504 01:06:03,309 --> 01:06:04,977 - We don't want that gig. - No, we don't. 1505 01:06:05,019 --> 01:06:07,438 Okay, you've sold us on not being the safe room guys. 1506 01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:09,815 But... and this is not open for negotiation... 1507 01:06:09,857 --> 01:06:12,318 when we tell the story, we reserve the right to say 1508 01:06:12,359 --> 01:06:14,779 that it was either of us who was the safe room guy, 1509 01:06:14,820 --> 01:06:18,032 and you were running around with kegs, and whatever. 1510 01:06:20,034 --> 01:06:21,452 Okay, fine. 1511 01:06:21,494 --> 01:06:23,454 Look, I just need the system down long enough 1512 01:06:23,496 --> 01:06:26,499 to get The Bull's ledger and leave with my heartbeat. 1513 01:06:26,540 --> 01:06:28,667 Look, I know exactly where everything is. 1514 01:06:28,709 --> 01:06:30,085 Except the thermal exhaust port. 1515 01:06:32,379 --> 01:06:34,381 Are you guys ready to pick up the delivery van? 1516 01:06:34,423 --> 01:06:36,133 - This is where we make our... - Move in. 1517 01:06:36,175 --> 01:06:38,260 He has to say yes, 'cause he doesn't have anybody else. 1518 01:06:38,302 --> 01:06:40,805 I'm telling you. 1519 01:06:40,846 --> 01:06:41,972 Make it a Wienermobile. 1520 01:06:42,014 --> 01:06:43,682 - No. Damn it! 1521 01:06:49,688 --> 01:06:52,775 Yeah, I guess we're in. I mean, we're here, right? 1522 01:06:52,817 --> 01:06:55,653 All right. Hands in the middle. 1523 01:06:55,694 --> 01:06:58,614 Morten Harket, the lead singer of a-ha, on three. 1524 01:06:58,656 --> 01:07:01,033 - One. - Do I... 1525 01:07:01,075 --> 01:07:03,202 Two. Three. 1526 01:07:03,244 --> 01:07:05,246 Morten Harket, the lead singer of a-ha! 1527 01:07:05,287 --> 01:07:06,831 - Yeah! - See? 1528 01:07:06,872 --> 01:07:09,583 You just commit to something, it feels nice, doesn't it? 1529 01:07:12,878 --> 01:07:14,839 And then the psychic made this, 'cause he had, like, 1530 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:16,841 seen that there was, like, a box up there or something. 1531 01:07:16,882 --> 01:07:18,884 And then the ventriloquist, who just talked normally, 1532 01:07:18,926 --> 01:07:20,553 used the puppet as a skeleton key, 1533 01:07:20,594 --> 01:07:22,555 and then the psychic told me that I have to water my mom. 1534 01:07:22,596 --> 01:07:24,473 That story is ridiculous. 1535 01:07:24,515 --> 01:07:26,350 And very on-brand. 1536 01:07:26,392 --> 01:07:27,643 Did they say where they were headed? 1537 01:07:27,685 --> 01:07:30,104 Yes. I gave them directions to a DQ. 1538 01:07:30,146 --> 01:07:31,814 Mm-hmm. 1539 01:07:33,732 --> 01:07:35,776 - Henry? - Yeah, hey, Juliet. 1540 01:07:35,818 --> 01:07:37,153 I thought you might like to know 1541 01:07:37,194 --> 01:07:38,612 that your husband and his partner 1542 01:07:38,654 --> 01:07:41,323 are on a wild-goose chase looking for Selene's husband, 1543 01:07:41,365 --> 01:07:43,033 and in the middle of all that, no surprise, 1544 01:07:43,075 --> 01:07:45,953 they have managed to involve themselves with a gun runner. 1545 01:07:45,995 --> 01:07:48,873 - Gun runner, yes, we know. - Yeah. 1546 01:07:48,914 --> 01:07:51,250 Lassiter traced a gun they found in an ammo box back 1547 01:07:51,292 --> 01:07:53,544 to a cartel in Cartagena. 1548 01:07:53,586 --> 01:07:55,629 Wait, how... how do you have the gun? 1549 01:07:55,671 --> 01:07:58,007 It was in a box along with a couple of fake IDs 1550 01:07:58,048 --> 01:08:01,844 and one legit one from a city called Cayucos. 1551 01:08:01,886 --> 01:08:03,804 Where is Cayucos? 1552 01:08:05,931 --> 01:08:07,391 I know where they are. 1553 01:08:07,433 --> 01:08:09,101 He went to our first hideout. 1554 01:08:09,143 --> 01:08:10,895 I know what they're doing. 1555 01:08:10,936 --> 01:08:13,314 And your father-in-law has the first piece of evidence 1556 01:08:13,355 --> 01:08:14,482 that could put The Bull away. 1557 01:08:16,358 --> 01:08:18,569 How fast can we drive? 1558 01:08:18,611 --> 01:08:20,780 As fast as we want. 1559 01:08:27,369 --> 01:08:29,914 Hey. Your gender-reveal box is showing. 1560 01:08:29,955 --> 01:08:32,666 Oh! Oops. 1561 01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:34,418 You guys are early. You got the work order? 1562 01:08:34,460 --> 01:08:37,671 Does Kim Basinger have an Oscar? 1563 01:08:37,713 --> 01:08:39,131 Seriously, do you know? 1564 01:08:39,173 --> 01:08:42,551 Because, um, it seems like something that happened. 1565 01:08:44,303 --> 01:08:45,471 You aren't the regular guys. 1566 01:08:45,513 --> 01:08:48,724 No. No, we are not. Good eye. 1567 01:08:48,766 --> 01:08:51,685 Jeremy has a sour guncle, so he called in sick. 1568 01:08:51,727 --> 01:08:54,063 And then they gave Bruno the day off, too, 1569 01:08:54,105 --> 01:08:55,439 'cause he's got all those kids. 1570 01:08:57,483 --> 01:09:00,361 Yeah, uh, I don't know what a guncle is 1571 01:09:00,402 --> 01:09:02,154 or how many kids some guy named Bruno has. 1572 01:09:02,196 --> 01:09:03,489 My boss does not like surprises. 1573 01:09:03,531 --> 01:09:04,615 I gotta call this in. 1574 01:09:04,657 --> 01:09:06,992 Let 'em through! 1575 01:09:09,745 --> 01:09:11,872 - What was that? - Nothing. 1576 01:09:11,914 --> 01:09:13,624 Did you just say "let them through" 1577 01:09:13,666 --> 01:09:15,167 without moving your lips? 1578 01:09:15,209 --> 01:09:18,003 First of all, thank you. 1579 01:09:18,045 --> 01:09:19,463 I've been practicing... 1580 01:09:19,505 --> 01:09:21,173 with this. 1581 01:09:21,215 --> 01:09:23,676 Did I do that? 1582 01:09:25,010 --> 01:09:26,220 He... 1583 01:09:26,262 --> 01:09:28,514 Dude! 1584 01:09:28,556 --> 01:09:30,975 I saw Jeff Dunham in Vegas a couple years ago. 1585 01:09:31,016 --> 01:09:32,435 And then at a Hardee's on New Year's Eve. 1586 01:09:32,476 --> 01:09:33,853 That's sad. 1587 01:09:33,894 --> 01:09:35,855 Well, that Jalapeño on a Stick is so funny, man. 1588 01:09:35,896 --> 01:09:37,148 "On a stick!" 1589 01:09:37,189 --> 01:09:39,108 It's epic, yeah. 1590 01:09:39,150 --> 01:09:41,735 - But quite racist. - Yes. Yes, it is. 1591 01:09:43,779 --> 01:09:45,448 All right, look, just make sure 1592 01:09:45,489 --> 01:09:46,866 you send the regular guys next time, okay? 1593 01:09:46,907 --> 01:09:50,411 Will do. Thank you, sir. 1594 01:09:50,453 --> 01:09:51,537 This is work time. 1595 01:09:58,544 --> 01:10:00,838 He's so funny. 1596 01:10:06,385 --> 01:10:08,846 See? So much easier this way. 1597 01:10:08,888 --> 01:10:10,139 - Well, we don't do easier. - Nope. 1598 01:10:10,181 --> 01:10:12,725 - Our brand is crisis. - And Blue Sky dramedy. 1599 01:10:16,854 --> 01:10:20,316 Just get the alarm off for me. 1600 01:10:20,357 --> 01:10:21,692 And don't die. 1601 01:10:27,823 --> 01:10:29,366 Okay. 1602 01:10:29,408 --> 01:10:30,618 Okay. I get it. 1603 01:10:30,659 --> 01:10:31,994 You get what? 1604 01:10:32,036 --> 01:10:33,996 He's everything you've ever wanted to be, 1605 01:10:34,038 --> 01:10:35,039 minus the ponytail. 1606 01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:36,916 - I could rock a pony tail. - No. 1607 01:10:39,794 --> 01:10:42,129 I could jump that high if I had springs in my shoes. 1608 01:10:42,171 --> 01:10:43,881 You think he has little springs in his shoes? 1609 01:10:43,923 --> 01:10:45,966 I think he has big springs in his shoes. 1610 01:10:46,008 --> 01:10:48,344 Or there's a trampoline out there. 1611 01:10:48,385 --> 01:10:49,720 Like a little baby trampoline? 1612 01:10:49,762 --> 01:10:51,097 - Right outside the loading dock? - Yeah. 1613 01:10:51,138 --> 01:10:53,057 - Yeah. The one with a bar on it. - Uh-huh. 1614 01:10:55,434 --> 01:10:58,687 - We should get going. - Let's go. 1615 01:10:58,729 --> 01:11:00,356 Okay, man, according to this, 1616 01:11:00,397 --> 01:11:02,441 should be right up on the right. 1617 01:11:02,483 --> 01:11:04,568 Nope, left. 1618 01:11:04,610 --> 01:11:06,278 Did you really need to bring the bag in? 1619 01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:08,739 This has every detail of my wedding in here, Shawn. 1620 01:11:08,781 --> 01:11:10,783 I'm not letting this thing out of my sight. 1621 01:11:10,825 --> 01:11:11,784 Left. 1622 01:11:13,536 --> 01:11:14,787 Bingo. 1623 01:11:17,039 --> 01:11:18,624 This is my burden. 1624 01:11:18,666 --> 01:11:21,127 I'll go inside. 1625 01:11:21,168 --> 01:11:23,045 Hey. 1626 01:11:23,087 --> 01:11:26,757 If that lever, switch, or whatever it is 1627 01:11:26,799 --> 01:11:29,176 ends up being bigger than we thought, 1628 01:11:29,218 --> 01:11:30,511 I'm right here. 1629 01:11:30,553 --> 01:11:33,222 I'll pull it with you. 1630 01:11:33,264 --> 01:11:34,932 Shawn, 1631 01:11:34,974 --> 01:11:37,643 thank you for being you and investigating Selene, 1632 01:11:37,685 --> 01:11:39,103 even though I expressly told you not to, 1633 01:11:39,145 --> 01:11:41,480 - which led us to fisticuffs. - Gus. 1634 01:11:46,026 --> 01:11:47,570 I'm proud of you. 1635 01:11:47,611 --> 01:11:49,363 No, I'm proud of you. 1636 01:11:49,405 --> 01:11:50,531 I appreciate that, 1637 01:11:50,573 --> 01:11:51,949 but in this particular instance, 1638 01:11:51,991 --> 01:11:54,577 I think I'm just a tiny bit more proud than you are. 1639 01:11:54,618 --> 01:11:56,704 No, I am the undisputed proud champion 1640 01:11:56,745 --> 01:11:58,205 of the world concerning you. 1641 01:11:58,247 --> 01:11:59,790 I think I'm proudest of the two of us. 1642 01:11:59,832 --> 01:12:01,500 - I'm prouder than proud. - I'm the most proud. 1643 01:12:01,542 --> 01:12:03,210 No, if I was climbing Proud Mountain, 1644 01:12:03,252 --> 01:12:06,547 I'd be on the peak of Mount Proudness. 1645 01:12:10,926 --> 01:12:12,052 Good. 1646 01:12:41,874 --> 01:12:44,168 So this is The Bull's hideout? 1647 01:12:44,210 --> 01:12:45,711 It's a microbrewery. 1648 01:12:45,753 --> 01:12:47,922 But really, it's a front. 1649 01:12:47,963 --> 01:12:50,925 It's just, you kind of sold it as something deadly. 1650 01:12:50,966 --> 01:12:53,844 - You sure they're here? - Yeah. 1651 01:12:53,886 --> 01:12:56,055 Their car was parked outside of Alan's place. 1652 01:12:56,097 --> 01:12:57,348 We all saw it. 1653 01:12:57,389 --> 01:12:58,808 So that means they're here, 1654 01:12:58,849 --> 01:13:01,060 altogether, and about to do something stupid. 1655 01:13:41,767 --> 01:13:44,145 Dude! You did it! 1656 01:13:44,186 --> 01:13:46,439 - Let's go! - Okay. 1657 01:14:06,584 --> 01:14:07,751 Uh-oh. 1658 01:14:12,882 --> 01:14:15,843 That guard just left his post. 1659 01:14:15,885 --> 01:14:17,261 Something's going down. 1660 01:14:17,303 --> 01:14:19,555 O'Hara, let's go in. 1661 01:14:19,597 --> 01:14:21,682 - Selene, stay put. - No... 1662 01:14:21,724 --> 01:14:23,184 Try not to give birth. 1663 01:14:23,225 --> 01:14:24,643 And call the local cops for backup, 1664 01:14:24,685 --> 01:14:26,312 and let's secure this perimeter. 1665 01:14:31,942 --> 01:14:33,110 Did you follow the diagram 1666 01:14:33,152 --> 01:14:34,904 and switch the blue wire with the green wire? 1667 01:14:34,945 --> 01:14:36,822 I just cut everything attached to the main switch. 1668 01:14:36,864 --> 01:14:38,240 Good call. That won't look weird at all. 1669 01:14:38,282 --> 01:14:41,285 Nah... Dude, someone's coming. 1670 01:14:41,327 --> 01:14:42,244 Winter Soldier. 1671 01:14:49,835 --> 01:14:52,338 What? What? 1672 01:14:54,590 --> 01:14:56,050 That sounded like gunfire. 1673 01:14:56,092 --> 01:14:58,010 You think that could have been anything but a gunshot? 1674 01:14:58,052 --> 01:15:00,888 - Maybe it was Tap-Man. - Tap-Man? 1675 01:15:00,930 --> 01:15:02,973 Dude, you're Tap-Man. We... we made that up. 1676 01:15:03,015 --> 01:15:04,600 I don't know, Shawn. Maybe it was The Catch. 1677 01:15:04,642 --> 01:15:06,811 What? I'm the Catch. 1678 01:15:06,852 --> 01:15:08,187 Oh, shoot. 1679 01:15:10,898 --> 01:15:12,108 - It's a ninja. - What happened to 1680 01:15:12,149 --> 01:15:13,818 - "nobody's here on a Sunday"? - Go that way. 1681 01:15:20,658 --> 01:15:22,993 I'm supposed to just sit here? 1682 01:15:28,374 --> 01:15:29,959 - Come on. - Shh, shh. Shh, shh. 1683 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,837 All right, all right. Let's just lay low, hide out. 1684 01:15:32,878 --> 01:15:35,589 Hope that Decker made it to the safe room. 1685 01:15:35,631 --> 01:15:38,426 - Uh, Shawn? - What? 1686 01:15:38,467 --> 01:15:40,052 There's a dead guy here. 1687 01:15:40,094 --> 01:15:41,929 What? 1688 01:15:41,971 --> 01:15:43,722 Is it Decker? 1689 01:15:43,764 --> 01:15:46,976 No. It's some random dude. 1690 01:15:47,017 --> 01:15:48,894 What, were you just openly disappointed? 1691 01:15:48,936 --> 01:15:50,896 I'm indifferent, Shawn. 1692 01:15:57,153 --> 01:15:59,238 Gus. 1693 01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:01,323 That's not just some random dude. 1694 01:16:04,410 --> 01:16:06,120 That's The Bull. 1695 01:16:06,162 --> 01:16:07,746 Power system shut down. 1696 01:16:07,788 --> 01:16:12,001 We have a security breach. All units, report in. 1697 01:16:14,378 --> 01:16:17,548 How many more of you are there? 1698 01:16:17,590 --> 01:16:20,384 - How did this happen? - What is he even doing here? 1699 01:16:24,513 --> 01:16:26,849 Hey! Decker! Hey! 1700 01:16:26,891 --> 01:16:29,560 Oh, no, no! 1701 01:16:29,602 --> 01:16:31,228 No! No! 1702 01:16:31,270 --> 01:16:33,397 Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't look at us. 1703 01:16:33,439 --> 01:16:35,149 We stuck to the plan and shut the power down. 1704 01:16:35,191 --> 01:16:37,067 Yeah, and then we heard a gunshot 1705 01:16:37,109 --> 01:16:39,069 and saw what might have been a ninja 1706 01:16:39,111 --> 01:16:40,404 holding a gun right outside. 1707 01:16:40,446 --> 01:16:42,114 Then we realized it couldn't be a ninja, 1708 01:16:42,156 --> 01:16:44,158 because no self-respecting ninja would be holding a gun. 1709 01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:45,701 So then we came in here to hide. 1710 01:16:45,743 --> 01:16:46,744 Not hide. Regroup. 1711 01:16:46,786 --> 01:16:47,995 - Reset. - Reassess. 1712 01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:50,080 - Reassess the situation. - Like men. 1713 01:16:50,122 --> 01:16:54,460 And as you can see, The Bull is no longer with us. 1714 01:16:54,502 --> 01:16:56,128 - May he rest. - Uh... 1715 01:16:56,170 --> 01:16:59,632 Well, uh, the good news is I made it to the safe room. 1716 01:16:59,673 --> 01:17:01,592 Congratulations, man. It's been a long haul. 1717 01:17:01,634 --> 01:17:02,843 What's the bad news? 1718 01:17:02,885 --> 01:17:06,430 Bad news is that he's dead for real. 1719 01:17:06,472 --> 01:17:08,933 And you two are the ones who killed him. 1720 01:17:10,851 --> 01:17:14,605 Now, believe me, if I didn't have to absolutely do this, 1721 01:17:14,647 --> 01:17:16,107 I wouldn't. 1722 01:17:16,148 --> 01:17:19,068 But, wow, does the two of you guys being here 1723 01:17:19,110 --> 01:17:20,569 tie up a lot of loose ends for me. 1724 01:17:20,611 --> 01:17:22,738 You were never gonna sign divorce papers. 1725 01:17:22,780 --> 01:17:24,281 That wasn't even necessary. 1726 01:17:24,323 --> 01:17:25,783 My cousin Nipsey wasn't ordained. 1727 01:17:25,825 --> 01:17:27,201 His name is Nipsey. 1728 01:17:27,243 --> 01:17:29,453 - That wasn't a nickname? - No, it wasn't a nickname! 1729 01:17:29,495 --> 01:17:32,373 The marriage wasn't legit. I couldn't tell her that. 1730 01:17:32,414 --> 01:17:33,958 That's how she stayed connected to me. 1731 01:17:33,999 --> 01:17:36,127 So I can marry Selene. 1732 01:17:36,168 --> 01:17:37,753 Technically, yes. 1733 01:17:37,795 --> 01:17:39,672 If I wasn't about to kill you. 1734 01:17:39,713 --> 01:17:41,090 Do you honestly think 1735 01:17:41,132 --> 01:17:42,466 Selene's gonna get back with you 1736 01:17:42,508 --> 01:17:45,177 after she finds out you killed her baby's father? 1737 01:17:45,219 --> 01:17:47,304 Well, they're gonna think The Bull killed you. 1738 01:17:47,346 --> 01:17:48,848 And probably Shawn killed The Bull. 1739 01:17:48,889 --> 01:17:50,141 And it's gonna be hard 1740 01:17:50,182 --> 01:17:51,684 to sort through the pile of dead bodies. 1741 01:17:51,725 --> 01:17:56,021 Look, anyways, they find you dead, everyone wins. 1742 01:17:56,063 --> 01:17:57,982 Well, I guess that's subjective. 1743 01:17:58,023 --> 01:17:59,442 - Nah. - Gus. 1744 01:17:59,483 --> 01:18:01,110 - Hell, nah. - What are you doing? 1745 01:18:01,152 --> 01:18:02,862 I'm not gonna stand here, counting the moments 1746 01:18:02,903 --> 01:18:04,363 till my impending death. 1747 01:18:04,405 --> 01:18:06,657 You ready to kill somebody who's not a warlord? 1748 01:18:06,699 --> 01:18:08,993 Huh? You man enough for that? 1749 01:18:09,034 --> 01:18:11,495 With your gun and your little man purse? 1750 01:18:11,537 --> 01:18:13,497 You see my bag? 1751 01:18:13,539 --> 01:18:15,666 It's not about the size of the bag. 1752 01:18:15,708 --> 01:18:16,917 I love Selene. 1753 01:18:16,959 --> 01:18:19,462 And I've co-solved over 130 murders 1754 01:18:19,503 --> 01:18:21,297 while maintaining a full-time job 1755 01:18:21,338 --> 01:18:23,174 and finishing no less than 9th out 12 1756 01:18:23,215 --> 01:18:25,885 at the annual County Fair Pottery Throwdown. 1757 01:18:25,926 --> 01:18:27,845 Except for that year I was disqualified. 1758 01:18:27,887 --> 01:18:29,430 So take your best shot, motherfu... 1759 01:18:29,472 --> 01:18:31,390 Alan. 1760 01:18:31,432 --> 01:18:33,893 Put that gun down. 1761 01:18:33,934 --> 01:18:35,811 Special K, is that really you? 1762 01:18:35,853 --> 01:18:37,521 K? K for what? 1763 01:18:37,563 --> 01:18:39,190 That's not important right now, baby. 1764 01:18:39,231 --> 01:18:40,649 If I'm gonna die, I need to go knowing 1765 01:18:40,691 --> 01:18:42,485 what your real name is... at least give me that. 1766 01:18:44,779 --> 01:18:46,906 Kareem. 1767 01:18:46,947 --> 01:18:50,659 You... your name is Kareem? 1768 01:18:50,701 --> 01:18:52,578 How are we spelling that? 1769 01:18:52,620 --> 01:18:54,705 My name is Selene, 1770 01:18:54,747 --> 01:18:57,082 now and forevermore. 1771 01:18:57,124 --> 01:18:58,793 Just not legally. Yet. 1772 01:18:58,834 --> 01:19:02,379 Oh, I knew it. I knew it. I knew I would see you again. 1773 01:19:02,421 --> 01:19:04,840 Oh, man, I knew... okay, okay, okay. 1774 01:19:04,882 --> 01:19:06,258 Right, now is not the ideal time, 1775 01:19:06,300 --> 01:19:08,302 but, boo, I got everything... 1776 01:19:08,344 --> 01:19:10,679 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I got everything worked out. 1777 01:19:10,721 --> 01:19:12,389 - Put the gun down, Alan. - Sorry, sorry. 1778 01:19:12,431 --> 01:19:13,557 I'm sorry. 1779 01:19:13,599 --> 01:19:15,226 I know you. 1780 01:19:15,267 --> 01:19:16,519 You're not a killer. 1781 01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:19,522 Uh, the Bull here might beg to differ. 1782 01:19:23,776 --> 01:19:25,069 He was a monster. 1783 01:19:30,783 --> 01:19:32,785 You've suffered enough. 1784 01:19:32,827 --> 01:19:34,370 It's time for you to be happy. 1785 01:19:34,411 --> 01:19:37,581 Go. Run before the cops show up. 1786 01:19:37,623 --> 01:19:40,042 Come with me. 1787 01:19:40,084 --> 01:19:42,878 I can't. 1788 01:19:42,920 --> 01:19:45,089 Gus is my happy now. 1789 01:19:45,131 --> 01:19:47,174 It's time for you to find yours. 1790 01:19:55,516 --> 01:19:56,725 I'm sorry. 1791 01:20:00,312 --> 01:20:01,647 But nobody takes my girl... 1792 01:20:04,733 --> 01:20:07,611 Gus, did you try to take me out with a tiny present? 1793 01:20:09,697 --> 01:20:11,157 'Cause you ought to do better than that. 1794 01:20:13,325 --> 01:20:16,245 Oh! My eyes! My eyes! 1795 01:20:16,287 --> 01:20:17,663 - No... - Oh... 1796 01:20:25,254 --> 01:20:26,505 I killed him. 1797 01:20:28,758 --> 01:20:31,343 What? No. You didn't, Gus. He's just unconscious. 1798 01:20:31,385 --> 01:20:33,512 I'm talking about my Lester. 1799 01:20:33,554 --> 01:20:35,139 Oh. Yeah. 1800 01:20:35,181 --> 01:20:37,641 You did do that. 1801 01:20:37,683 --> 01:20:40,644 We're having a boy! 1802 01:20:40,686 --> 01:20:41,562 Oh... oh, my gosh! 1803 01:20:41,604 --> 01:20:42,897 - Oh, my gosh! - Oh, my gosh! 1804 01:20:42,938 --> 01:20:44,148 - Oh, my gosh! - Oh, my gosh! 1805 01:20:44,190 --> 01:20:46,317 - Oh, my gosh! - Ahh! 1806 01:20:46,358 --> 01:20:48,027 It's no biggie. It's just a contraction. 1807 01:20:48,068 --> 01:20:49,904 It's okay. We have time... ooh! 1808 01:20:49,945 --> 01:20:52,656 Okay. Shawn, Shawn, get the kegs off the dolly. 1809 01:20:52,698 --> 01:20:55,034 - Yeah. - Okay. 1810 01:20:55,075 --> 01:20:56,494 Come on. Okay, take your time. 1811 01:20:56,535 --> 01:20:58,496 Take your time. Take your time. 1812 01:20:58,537 --> 01:21:01,290 All right, my love. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. 1813 01:21:01,332 --> 01:21:02,416 - I got you. I got you. - Okay. 1814 01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:05,002 - Ooh! - Right there. 1815 01:21:05,044 --> 01:21:06,420 You're going back for the bag? 1816 01:21:06,462 --> 01:21:07,671 Shawn, we've been through this! 1817 01:21:07,713 --> 01:21:09,298 - Get her on the dolly! - Okay, okay, okay! 1818 01:21:09,340 --> 01:21:11,217 Watch out. Watch out. Okay. 1819 01:21:11,258 --> 01:21:12,718 Okay, here we go. 1820 01:21:31,821 --> 01:21:32,863 I think that's everyone. 1821 01:21:32,905 --> 01:21:34,865 Okay, one more sweep. 1822 01:21:34,907 --> 01:21:36,784 - Find your husband. - Mm-hmm. 1823 01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:40,538 It's all right. Just relax. 1824 01:21:40,579 --> 01:21:41,789 What do you think, left or right? 1825 01:21:41,831 --> 01:21:44,375 - I don't know! - All right, let's go right! 1826 01:21:44,416 --> 01:21:46,377 Shawn, how do we get the hell out of here? 1827 01:21:46,418 --> 01:21:47,378 I don't know. I don't know. 1828 01:21:47,419 --> 01:21:48,963 Maybe we don't. Maybe we're lost. 1829 01:21:49,004 --> 01:21:51,966 Stop. I'm sorry. No. I just... I just need a minute. 1830 01:21:52,007 --> 01:21:53,592 Yeah, take a breather. Take a breather. 1831 01:21:55,261 --> 01:21:56,887 - Okay. Okay. - Gus. 1832 01:21:56,929 --> 01:21:59,390 Gus, that's the... that's the safe room, right? 1833 01:21:59,432 --> 01:22:00,808 - There's a sofa. - Ooh, sofa sounds great. 1834 01:22:00,850 --> 01:22:02,685 Yeah, and the back wall is the ship from "Alien." 1835 01:22:02,726 --> 01:22:04,270 - The Nostromo. - Was it the Nostromo? 1836 01:22:04,311 --> 01:22:05,729 What's Prometheus then... 1837 01:22:05,771 --> 01:22:07,731 Guys, I just... I would really like to get in there. 1838 01:22:07,773 --> 01:22:09,733 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, come on, come on. 1839 01:22:09,775 --> 01:22:11,360 - Okay, thank you. - Here we go. Here we go. 1840 01:22:11,402 --> 01:22:13,279 Plenty wide. Right this way. 1841 01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:14,572 Right this way. You're doing great. 1842 01:22:14,613 --> 01:22:16,407 - Here we go. Okay. - Doing great. 1843 01:22:16,449 --> 01:22:18,075 Look at that, huh? 1844 01:22:18,117 --> 01:22:20,619 Whoo! Okay. 1845 01:22:20,661 --> 01:22:21,787 - Ah. - Ah! 1846 01:22:21,829 --> 01:22:23,038 - Ooh! - Okay. 1847 01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:24,331 - Okay. - All right. Okay. 1848 01:22:24,373 --> 01:22:25,499 - Okay. All right? - Good, huh? 1849 01:22:25,541 --> 01:22:27,126 Oh, yeah. That's plush. 1850 01:22:27,168 --> 01:22:29,670 Oh, oh, oh! Hold on. Hold on. Oh, okay. 1851 01:22:29,712 --> 01:22:31,422 Thank you for getting here so quickly. 1852 01:22:31,464 --> 01:22:33,591 We've got one shooting victim, but I don't think 1853 01:22:33,632 --> 01:22:35,176 the paramedics are gonna do much good. 1854 01:22:35,217 --> 01:22:38,721 But let's go ahead and scour every inch of this place, okay? 1855 01:22:38,763 --> 01:22:40,389 You go that way. 1856 01:22:40,431 --> 01:22:42,850 It's a burrito with an empanada inside. 1857 01:22:42,892 --> 01:22:44,727 Now, it's gonna take us a little while to get there, 1858 01:22:44,769 --> 01:22:46,312 but you are going to thank me forever. 1859 01:22:46,353 --> 01:22:47,813 It sounds delicious. 1860 01:22:47,855 --> 01:22:50,691 And I know I said I thought I had about an hour or so, 1861 01:22:50,733 --> 01:22:52,151 but this baby's coming right now. 1862 01:22:52,193 --> 01:22:53,152 - Gus. - Oh. 1863 01:22:53,194 --> 01:22:54,153 - Gus. - Oh! 1864 01:22:54,195 --> 01:22:55,196 - Gus! - Oh! 1865 01:22:55,237 --> 01:22:56,113 - Gus! - Okay, don't worry. 1866 01:22:56,155 --> 01:22:57,948 Don't worry. 1867 01:22:57,990 --> 01:23:00,326 I know exactly what to do. 1868 01:23:00,367 --> 01:23:02,328 Why are you leaving? Why would you do that? 1869 01:23:02,369 --> 01:23:04,288 Okay. Okay. How can I help you? 1870 01:23:04,330 --> 01:23:05,831 Get these boots off of me, Shawn! 1871 01:23:05,873 --> 01:23:07,500 Okay. All right. All right. I can do that. 1872 01:23:07,541 --> 01:23:09,251 Now, look, we're just gonna distract ourselves 1873 01:23:09,293 --> 01:23:11,670 for a little while, until Gus comes back with the paramedics, 1874 01:23:11,712 --> 01:23:13,506 'cause they're medically trained, aren't they? 1875 01:23:13,547 --> 01:23:14,882 - Yeah. - Yes, they are. 1876 01:23:14,924 --> 01:23:17,134 Now, are you good? Is your water still intact? 1877 01:23:17,176 --> 01:23:19,470 Honestly, it broke three hours ago. 1878 01:23:19,512 --> 01:23:21,764 Why would you keep something like that a secret? 1879 01:23:21,806 --> 01:23:23,474 I didn't want the ladies to leave me behind. 1880 01:23:23,516 --> 01:23:25,810 Plus, I didn't want them to think I was... weak! 1881 01:23:25,851 --> 01:23:26,852 Gus! 1882 01:23:26,894 --> 01:23:28,521 Listen, this is fine, okay? 1883 01:23:28,562 --> 01:23:30,481 We're just gonna improvise for another 30 seconds or so. 1884 01:23:30,523 --> 01:23:32,441 Now, do you have a stick or a leather strap 1885 01:23:32,483 --> 01:23:34,360 or a knife that you can bite down on for the pain? 1886 01:23:34,401 --> 01:23:35,694 You want me to bite down on a knife? 1887 01:23:35,736 --> 01:23:37,446 I saw it in "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves." 1888 01:23:37,488 --> 01:23:39,156 Worked like a charm. Have you not seen the film? 1889 01:23:39,198 --> 01:23:41,283 - Here we go. - Thank God! 1890 01:23:41,325 --> 01:23:43,494 Where are the paramedics? 1891 01:23:43,536 --> 01:23:46,038 And why are you Zooming with... Father Westley? 1892 01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:47,998 - Wedding first. - Hey! 1893 01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:50,543 Gus, where are you going? She's in labor! 1894 01:23:50,584 --> 01:23:52,920 Oh, there's the bride. 1895 01:23:52,962 --> 01:23:54,672 Uh, she looks lovely. 1896 01:23:54,713 --> 01:23:57,341 Father Westley, is a Zoom wedding ceremony even legal? 1897 01:23:57,383 --> 01:23:58,926 As far as I know. 1898 01:23:58,968 --> 01:24:00,594 It's fine. No, this is for God's eyes. 1899 01:24:00,636 --> 01:24:02,096 You and Gus are crazy people. 1900 01:24:02,138 --> 01:24:04,306 Well, this is a wonderful but unexpected surprise. 1901 01:24:04,348 --> 01:24:06,517 I had an exorcism scheduled at 2:00, 1902 01:24:06,559 --> 01:24:07,852 but they canceled. 1903 01:24:07,893 --> 01:24:09,562 Unlucky for them. 1904 01:24:09,603 --> 01:24:11,522 Serendipity, right? 1905 01:24:11,564 --> 01:24:13,858 Where we you getting all of these laptops? 1906 01:24:13,899 --> 01:24:15,151 Is that... 1907 01:24:15,192 --> 01:24:16,902 Curt Smith? You're alive! 1908 01:24:17,987 --> 01:24:21,949 Oh, hey, Selene. Hi, Guster. 1909 01:24:21,991 --> 01:24:23,284 Do I have time for a soundcheck? 1910 01:24:23,325 --> 01:24:24,618 Wow. 1911 01:24:24,660 --> 01:24:26,579 We need to start the ceremony right now! 1912 01:24:26,620 --> 01:24:28,456 Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. 1913 01:24:28,497 --> 01:24:30,624 The power of Christ compels you! 1914 01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:32,460 - The power of... - Father, that's an exorcism. 1915 01:24:32,501 --> 01:24:35,379 Oh, sorry. Force of habit. Force of habit. 1916 01:24:35,421 --> 01:24:36,881 This is the police. 1917 01:24:36,922 --> 01:24:39,759 The building you're in is an active crime scene. 1918 01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:41,844 Please evacuate the premises. 1919 01:24:44,013 --> 01:24:45,306 Much better. 1920 01:24:45,347 --> 01:24:47,433 No, Gus, that's a time-lock door. 1921 01:24:47,475 --> 01:24:49,560 We're in the safe room. Why would you do that? 1922 01:24:49,602 --> 01:24:51,061 It was loud, Shawn. 1923 01:24:51,103 --> 01:24:53,814 But now we're stuck in here! 1924 01:24:53,856 --> 01:24:55,441 Yeah. 1925 01:24:55,483 --> 01:24:57,276 You're doing great, though. Just keep breathing. 1926 01:24:57,318 --> 01:24:58,736 Yes, you are. Breathe. 1927 01:24:58,778 --> 01:25:00,780 Okay, look, I'm really in labor. 1928 01:25:00,821 --> 01:25:03,741 Like way far down the road. It's, like, bone-grinding. 1929 01:25:03,783 --> 01:25:05,284 Jules! Oh, God. 1930 01:25:05,326 --> 01:25:07,369 Thank God, Jules. You have to help me. 1931 01:25:07,411 --> 01:25:08,954 You have to help me. It won't open. 1932 01:25:10,873 --> 01:25:13,459 You have to come in here, because I can't get out there. 1933 01:25:15,169 --> 01:25:16,295 Jules, you have to come in here, 1934 01:25:16,337 --> 01:25:18,214 because I can't get out there! 1935 01:25:18,255 --> 01:25:20,549 You have to come in here, because I can't get out there! 1936 01:25:20,591 --> 01:25:22,635 Shawn? Shawn! 1937 01:25:22,676 --> 01:25:25,054 What? I mean, what... what, Father? 1938 01:25:25,096 --> 01:25:27,098 If we're gonna finish the ceremony, 1939 01:25:27,139 --> 01:25:29,308 you're gonna have to be the one to deliver this baby. 1940 01:25:29,350 --> 01:25:30,935 No. I can't do that. 1941 01:25:30,976 --> 01:25:33,229 Are you gonna give me my dream wedding or not, Shawn? 1942 01:25:33,270 --> 01:25:35,189 This is your dream wedding? 1943 01:25:35,231 --> 01:25:37,149 Yes, it is! Get over here! 1944 01:25:37,191 --> 01:25:39,693 On this peaceful day, 1945 01:25:39,735 --> 01:25:42,655 we are here to wed these two in holy matrimony 1946 01:25:42,696 --> 01:25:45,908 and, as a bonus, witness the birth of a new baby. 1947 01:25:45,950 --> 01:25:49,578 Now, I have known Gus ever since he was a young child, 1948 01:25:49,620 --> 01:25:51,956 and I have always suspected that his wedding 1949 01:25:51,997 --> 01:25:54,416 would be a day for all to remember. 1950 01:25:54,458 --> 01:25:57,878 Shawn, I'm gonna need you to make sure you avert your eyes. 1951 01:25:57,920 --> 01:25:59,296 From what? 1952 01:25:59,338 --> 01:26:01,090 You know, the business. 1953 01:26:01,132 --> 01:26:02,675 Gus, how am I supposed to deliver a child 1954 01:26:02,716 --> 01:26:04,093 if I can't use my eyeballs? 1955 01:26:04,135 --> 01:26:07,513 Val Kilmer, "At First Sight." 1956 01:26:07,555 --> 01:26:10,391 - Damn it. That's fair. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1957 01:26:10,433 --> 01:26:11,725 All right. Let's twist this. 1958 01:26:11,767 --> 01:26:13,853 No, let's not twist this. 1959 01:26:18,524 --> 01:26:20,734 No. No. 1960 01:26:22,611 --> 01:26:23,821 No, no, no. 1961 01:26:23,863 --> 01:26:25,823 Father, you're slipping back into that Latin. 1962 01:26:25,865 --> 01:26:28,868 Oh, this is way harder than it looks. My bad. 1963 01:26:28,909 --> 01:26:31,871 Upside, the baby's gonna be relatively demon-free. 1964 01:26:31,912 --> 01:26:33,706 - Okay, speed it up, Padre. - Yes, ma'am. 1965 01:26:33,747 --> 01:26:36,083 You have prepared some vows? 1966 01:26:36,125 --> 01:26:37,960 Skip 'em. 1967 01:26:38,002 --> 01:26:39,044 Where is it? 1968 01:26:39,086 --> 01:26:40,504 Ah. 1969 01:26:40,546 --> 01:26:42,506 Do you, Selene, take Guster, 1970 01:26:42,548 --> 01:26:44,759 in sickness and in health... 1971 01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:45,926 And all that other stuff? 1972 01:26:45,968 --> 01:26:48,512 I do! I think he's crowning. 1973 01:26:48,554 --> 01:26:50,389 Oh, I don't even want to know what that is. 1974 01:26:50,431 --> 01:26:52,183 - Shawn. - Oh, sorry. Push. 1975 01:26:52,224 --> 01:26:53,642 - No, no push. - No push? 1976 01:26:53,684 --> 01:26:55,436 "Push" is the only birthing instruction I know! 1977 01:26:55,478 --> 01:26:57,188 - Father. - Ah, here we go. 1978 01:26:57,229 --> 01:26:59,356 Do you, Burton Guster... 1979 01:26:59,398 --> 01:27:00,775 Oh, hey. 1980 01:27:00,816 --> 01:27:03,360 - Hey, O'Hara. - Hey. 1981 01:27:03,402 --> 01:27:04,403 Sweetie, are you crying? 1982 01:27:04,445 --> 01:27:06,572 Oh, I always cry at weddings. 1983 01:27:06,614 --> 01:27:09,033 - Weddings? - Mm-hmm. 1984 01:27:09,074 --> 01:27:11,160 - Hey, is that Father Westley? - Mm-hmm. 1985 01:27:11,202 --> 01:27:12,244 Yes. 1986 01:27:12,286 --> 01:27:13,746 And she's in labor. 1987 01:27:13,788 --> 01:27:16,373 - What? - Yeah! 1988 01:27:16,415 --> 01:27:19,084 Okay, why is he throwing Holy Water at his laptop screen? 1989 01:27:19,126 --> 01:27:20,169 Out! Out! 1990 01:27:20,211 --> 01:27:21,545 Father, seriously? 1991 01:27:21,587 --> 01:27:24,507 Oh, sorry. Again. 1992 01:27:24,548 --> 01:27:26,300 Whatever you just said, I do. 1993 01:27:26,342 --> 01:27:28,511 Perfect. Perfect. 1994 01:27:32,098 --> 01:27:36,936 Now, Mr. Smith, do you know Corinthians 13? 1995 01:27:36,977 --> 01:27:39,146 No. Do you mind if I do "Previous Holiday" 1996 01:27:39,188 --> 01:27:40,147 from my new project? 1997 01:27:40,189 --> 01:27:42,483 Oh, wow. Dude, you got the gig. 1998 01:27:42,525 --> 01:27:44,902 No. They gave it to Jerome. 1999 01:27:44,944 --> 01:27:47,196 You know, the guy that holds the mirror in The Time. 2000 01:27:47,238 --> 01:27:49,698 Doesn't mean I can't do my own Wham! though. 2001 01:27:49,740 --> 01:27:52,701 Expect I'm gonna pronounce it "Whahm." 2002 01:27:52,743 --> 01:27:54,703 What are you talking about right now? 2003 01:27:54,745 --> 01:27:56,413 You guys are welcome to be in the video. 2004 01:27:56,455 --> 01:27:59,291 - Ooh! I'd like that very much. - Fine. I'm in, too. 2005 01:27:59,333 --> 01:28:03,129 No video! Ahh! 2006 01:28:03,170 --> 01:28:04,296 - Without me. - What? 2007 01:28:04,338 --> 01:28:06,924 Fine. You can all be in the video. 2008 01:28:06,966 --> 01:28:10,386 Ah, that's pass for me. I'm more of a crooner. 2009 01:28:10,428 --> 01:28:12,430 Okay. Pull! 2010 01:28:12,471 --> 01:28:14,098 - Pull? - Is that not a thing? 2011 01:28:14,140 --> 01:28:15,307 - No! - Okay! 2012 01:28:15,349 --> 01:28:17,935 All right! Okay! 2013 01:28:17,977 --> 01:28:20,604 What if we just skip the interlude? 2014 01:28:20,646 --> 01:28:21,939 As long as the check clears. 2015 01:28:21,981 --> 01:28:24,275 Oh, God. Oh, Go... oh, God. 2016 01:28:24,316 --> 01:28:27,611 Oh, I... I... I... I... I can sense that there is a human coming. 2017 01:28:27,653 --> 01:28:28,946 I mean, I'm not looking! I'm sensing. 2018 01:28:28,988 --> 01:28:30,781 - He's coming. - I'm like Luke Skywalker 2019 01:28:30,823 --> 01:28:32,324 with his targeting computer off. 2020 01:28:32,366 --> 01:28:34,827 By the power vested in me by the State of California 2021 01:28:34,869 --> 01:28:36,871 and those good people at State Farm insurance... 2022 01:28:36,912 --> 01:28:38,497 don't ask... I now pronounce you... 2023 01:28:38,539 --> 01:28:40,249 - He's coming! - No, he's not! 2024 01:28:40,291 --> 01:28:41,459 Husband and wife. 2025 01:28:41,500 --> 01:28:42,751 Okay, push. 2026 01:28:42,793 --> 01:28:44,128 Give it everything you got, woman! 2027 01:28:44,170 --> 01:28:46,547 Come on, son! 2028 01:28:46,589 --> 01:28:49,842 - Ahh! - Ahh! 2029 01:28:49,884 --> 01:28:52,219 - You may now kiss the bride. - Okay! 2030 01:28:55,473 --> 01:28:56,640 Ahh! 2031 01:28:56,682 --> 01:28:58,684 All right. Let's do this! 2032 01:29:01,896 --> 01:29:05,566 Push! 2033 01:29:05,608 --> 01:29:07,234 Ahh! 2034 01:29:07,276 --> 01:29:09,320 Push! 2035 01:29:09,361 --> 01:29:12,072 Push! 2036 01:29:12,114 --> 01:29:13,240 Pu... 2037 01:29:16,368 --> 01:29:17,661 Oh, Gus. 2038 01:29:17,703 --> 01:29:19,914 Gus, I think this baby is coming AF! 2039 01:29:19,955 --> 01:29:22,041 Avert your eyes, Shawn! Avert your eyes! 2040 01:29:22,082 --> 01:29:25,628 - Avert your eyes! - Oh, my God! It's in my hands! 2041 01:29:25,669 --> 01:29:28,589 It's in my hands, Gus! Somebody take this baby! 2042 01:29:28,631 --> 01:29:30,716 Ahh! 2043 01:29:30,758 --> 01:29:31,926 Avert your eyes! 2044 01:29:31,967 --> 01:29:34,220 Avert your eyes! Avert your eyes! 2045 01:29:34,261 --> 01:29:37,139 Someone take this baby from me! Oh, God! 2046 01:29:37,181 --> 01:29:38,349 I'm married! 2047 01:29:38,390 --> 01:29:41,560 The miracle of childbirth is horrifying! 2048 01:29:41,602 --> 01:29:43,854 Oh, Jules. Oh, thank God you're here. 2049 01:29:43,896 --> 01:29:46,857 I'm gonna be scarred forever. Oh, pat my back. 2050 01:29:46,899 --> 01:29:48,943 That feel good? You're okay! 2051 01:29:48,984 --> 01:29:51,695 Oh, God! 2052 01:29:51,737 --> 01:29:52,696 - Use your nails. - My baby. 2053 01:29:52,738 --> 01:29:54,865 - Oh, God! - Oh, my baby! 2054 01:29:54,907 --> 01:29:57,159 - Oh, I know. I got you. - Oh, God. 2055 01:29:57,201 --> 01:29:59,036 It's okay. It's okay. I'm here to scratch you. 2056 01:29:59,078 --> 01:30:01,497 - It's our baby. - Oh... oh, hi, Chief. 2057 01:30:01,539 --> 01:30:03,874 I didn't see you standing there. 2058 01:30:03,916 --> 01:30:07,711 Oh, please tell me you have Decker in custody. 2059 01:30:07,753 --> 01:30:10,965 - Huh? - Decker. Selene's ex. 2060 01:30:11,006 --> 01:30:13,717 He should have been on the floor on the tasting room, 2061 01:30:13,759 --> 01:30:15,803 covered in blue powder, 2062 01:30:15,845 --> 01:30:19,515 his pants generally around his knees... 2063 01:30:19,557 --> 01:30:22,768 next to the dead ginger CEO, who's also a kingpin. 2064 01:30:24,812 --> 01:30:27,148 I saw a dead CEO, the severed head of a dummy, 2065 01:30:27,189 --> 01:30:29,900 and plenty of blue powder, but that's it. 2066 01:30:29,942 --> 01:30:32,111 - This is not good. - No. 2067 01:30:34,029 --> 01:30:37,741 We're not gonna tell them that he got away right now. 2068 01:30:37,783 --> 01:30:39,285 Yeah. Yeah. 2069 01:30:41,120 --> 01:30:43,247 I need three officers with me right now. 2070 01:30:44,874 --> 01:30:46,250 Look at that baby. 2071 01:30:46,292 --> 01:30:50,337 His head was so heavy, and his body was so light. 2072 01:30:50,379 --> 01:30:51,881 Aww, but you're okay. 2073 01:30:51,922 --> 01:30:53,340 And he bit my finger right there. 2074 01:30:53,382 --> 01:30:55,926 - He didn't... he didn't bite... - If you look very close, 2075 01:30:55,968 --> 01:30:57,970 you can see that he bit my finger. 2076 01:30:58,012 --> 01:31:00,055 He did not bite your finger. 2077 01:31:01,932 --> 01:31:03,809 Would you like to meet your godbaby? 2078 01:31:03,851 --> 01:31:05,853 I'll meet him from over here. 2079 01:31:05,895 --> 01:31:08,564 Oh! Oh, gosh. 2080 01:31:08,606 --> 01:31:09,899 You already met him. 2081 01:31:09,940 --> 01:31:12,276 I'm gonna meet him! 2082 01:31:12,318 --> 01:31:13,360 Yes! 2083 01:31:15,529 --> 01:31:16,655 Thank you. 2084 01:31:16,697 --> 01:31:19,325 Yes! 2085 01:31:19,366 --> 01:31:21,243 Oh, hello. 2086 01:31:21,285 --> 01:31:24,747 Hi. Oh, my gosh. 2087 01:31:29,543 --> 01:31:31,629 Can I tell you something? 2088 01:31:31,670 --> 01:31:33,964 Whoever wrapped him up in that... 2089 01:31:34,006 --> 01:31:37,093 in that little cloth napkin, 2090 01:31:37,134 --> 01:31:39,220 that's who the real MVP is. 2091 01:31:47,937 --> 01:31:50,356 Ugh! 2092 01:31:50,397 --> 01:31:51,816 I have a son. 2093 01:32:07,373 --> 01:32:09,375 WAM UL. 2094 01:32:09,416 --> 01:32:11,377 Not UK. 2095 01:32:11,418 --> 01:32:12,878 That's WAM without an H. 2096 01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:15,673 Or an exclamashe-un point. Let's go! 2097 01:32:49,582 --> 01:32:50,916 Happy Holidays. 2098 01:32:52,710 --> 01:32:53,878 Whoops. 2099 01:33:15,232 --> 01:33:17,610 Use your imagination. 2100 01:33:27,828 --> 01:33:30,080 Even sculptures and stuff. 2101 01:33:32,792 --> 01:33:34,210 That's really far. 2102 01:33:39,381 --> 01:33:41,300 WAM UL. 2103 01:33:41,342 --> 01:33:43,344 Not UK. 2104 01:33:43,385 --> 01:33:45,471 U-to-the-L. 2105 01:33:45,513 --> 01:33:48,265 Different in every way. 2106 01:33:49,308 --> 01:33:50,976 Let's go! 2107 01:33:51,018 --> 01:33:53,229 Let's go! 2108 01:34:01,529 --> 01:34:03,614 It's okay. Nobody's perfect. 2109 01:34:17,545 --> 01:34:20,131 In the history of time. 2110 01:35:32,624 --> 01:35:35,507 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull