1 00:00:39,165 --> 00:00:40,499 Oh, crap. 2 00:00:56,015 --> 00:00:57,141 Shit. 3 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:12,156 - Oh, God. - Hey, thinking about tonight. 4 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:13,616 Why don't we just stay in? 5 00:01:13,616 --> 00:01:17,077 Hang out and talk about life, you know? 6 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:20,581 Sounds refreshing, but I have my sister's engagement thing tonight. 7 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:23,334 Oh, hell yeah, I'm in! I'll be there. 8 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:25,753 Oh, no. No, it's... it's family stuff, 9 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,547 so you could totally be out if you wanted to. 10 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:32,593 Okay, listen, Nicole, uh, I actually think that we need to talk. 11 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:35,638 Okay, aren't we currently talking right now? I don't... 12 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:38,057 You are completely shut off. 13 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:39,892 I'm not. 14 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,061 I am not shut off. I don't know. 15 00:01:42,061 --> 00:01:45,606 I feel like you're incapable of loving anyone. 16 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,066 Chaim, can we just, like... 17 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:49,944 That's not even my name. It's Chaim. 18 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:51,403 Okay, Chaim. 19 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:53,280 - Chaim! - Chaim. 20 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,365 Chaim! 21 00:01:54,365 --> 00:01:56,659 I'm saying that. Look, I'm sorry. 22 00:01:56,659 --> 00:01:59,578 Pull up to the next window. 23 00:02:02,832 --> 00:02:04,124 Hey, sweetie. 24 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,584 - Latte with oat? - Yeah. 25 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,086 Is that a girl? Oh, my... 26 00:02:07,086 --> 00:02:08,879 - No. I'm not... It's... - Did she spend the night? 27 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,965 - I'm at a drive-thru. Goodbye, goodbye. - Is she cute? 28 00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:13,175 - Um, here you go. - Oh, thank you. 29 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,136 - Thank you. - Yeah. 30 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:22,393 Just a quick sanitize. 31 00:02:22,393 --> 00:02:24,186 This is KCLW, 32 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:27,273 and you're listening to We Chill Radio Station in Seattle. 33 00:02:27,273 --> 00:02:30,484 Next up, we have a track that will ease your mind 34 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,528 and kick-start your morning with some meditative... 35 00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:36,073 There was that one time where I was telling you about a dream that I had. 36 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:37,324 Oh. My lip balm. 37 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,076 You don't even talk to me about your dreams. 38 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:40,703 And it's another pleasant day. 39 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:43,873 - Fuck! What the fuck? 40 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,834 - ... and to share an emotional... - Got it. 41 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,586 - Thank you. 42 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,838 60,000 fans will be there to cheer them on. 43 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:55,092 Welcome to your guided meditation experience. 44 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:58,429 Before we begin, remind yourself that this is a time... 45 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:01,515 - Okay, I can do it. - ... for you and you alone. 46 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:04,727 I'm just gonna walk into the office 47 00:03:04,727 --> 00:03:07,646 and not be weird. 48 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:13,485 - Relax your neck and shoulders. - They're just people that I actually know. 49 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:17,990 Deepen your breath in through the nose... 50 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,617 - Okay. - ... and out through the mouth. 51 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:23,537 I hate people. I hate people. 52 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:26,332 - Yeah. God. 53 00:03:26,332 --> 00:03:27,875 - Yeah, okay! 54 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,337 And travel your consciousness down... 55 00:03:31,337 --> 00:03:32,421 Okay. 56 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,298 - God... 57 00:03:35,466 --> 00:03:37,134 Bro, this is getting ridiculous. 58 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,844 I was planning on coming in. 59 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:41,805 It's just, my uncle's in the hospital with, um, a thing. 60 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,641 - And, um... - You're such a liar, Max. 61 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:45,809 Someone already saw you outside. 62 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:47,937 And I'm looking at you from my window right now... 63 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:50,773 circling the parking lot looking like a freak. 64 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,399 Look like a student driver, bro. 65 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:53,984 I... 66 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,236 Look, I know things are rough, 67 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,863 - man, but... - You don't... 68 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,573 Are you okay? 69 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,992 I can't explain it, okay? I just... I... I don't know. 70 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:03,202 I mean, my... my... 71 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:06,163 my heart's beating really fast, and I'm... I'm sweating, 72 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:07,748 and I just, um... It's just... 73 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:10,292 You are really taking advantage of my post-COVID, 74 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:12,044 very liberal work-from-home policy. 75 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:15,464 - This is a real condition, Sid. Okay? - I know, social anxiety is real. 76 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:17,466 I feel for you, dawg. I seen the commercials. 77 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:20,803 You gotta snap that shit quick, 'cause I can't protect you anymore. 78 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,513 You're gonna get canned. 79 00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:25,015 I can't do it. I can't do it. 80 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:27,267 I'm going to talk to my fucking therapist. 81 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:31,730 I blew off the office. Again. 82 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,232 I did go get coffee, 83 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:36,318 but, um, it was the... it was the drive-thru. 84 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,446 - Sorry. - No need to apologize, Max. 85 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:44,410 Yeah. No, no, I know. I just... You know, I just feel like a helpless idiot. 86 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:46,578 Well, I don't listen to helpless idiots. 87 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:48,497 Uh... 88 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:51,208 you're my therapist, so... 89 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,292 It's called mirroring. 90 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,919 - It's a therapy technique. - Oh. 91 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:56,171 Shows you how you talk about yourself. 92 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:58,674 Oh, wow, that's... that's cool. Um... 93 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:00,217 And that... that's supposed to help? 94 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:01,719 Rarely. 95 00:05:01,719 --> 00:05:06,098 Perhaps now it's time to introduce something a little different. 96 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:07,725 Oh, yeah? Something else? 97 00:05:07,725 --> 00:05:08,976 Pet therapy. 98 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,644 - Now listen, 99 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:14,440 if you can talk to a dog and make an emotional connection, 100 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,693 it can help you learn how to connect with people. 101 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:20,195 - Um... - Dogs teach acceptance. 102 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:23,866 It's just, you know, a dog is a serious invasion of my, um, of my space. 103 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:26,869 Max, we need to take some bold steps here. 104 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:30,039 - I'm... I'm not sure I'm capable... - Do you have a problem with dogs, Max? 105 00:05:30,039 --> 00:05:31,373 Well, I just... 106 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:33,834 I don't have a problem with a dog. 107 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,086 "I don't have a problem with a dog." 108 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,337 - What? - "What?" 109 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,381 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. I just... 110 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:42,634 That was mirroring. 111 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:45,012 Mirroring. Mm-hmm. 112 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,765 - Um... - Go out, Max. 113 00:05:47,765 --> 00:05:52,770 Go out and make a canine connection. 114 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,354 Yeah, I get it. 115 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:56,648 Hey. 116 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,735 - Whatever-his-name broke up with me. - Oh, no. Really? 117 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:03,530 Yeah. He said I was closed off, but, like, I let him in. 118 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:04,907 Like, in. 119 00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:07,117 You know there are other kinds of intimacy, right? 120 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:08,535 All the way in. 121 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:11,246 I'm just worried Bumble's gonna raise its price on ya. 122 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:13,749 Listen, I just have a lot going on right now with work 123 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,250 and just, like, life in general. 124 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,878 And I know that I have my needs, but I don't need a guy for that. 125 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,630 Serious question. 126 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:22,800 Do I put my real height in my profile or my height in heels? 127 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:26,553 - Uh, not needed. Tonight we're going out. - Oh, thank God. 128 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:31,433 - I think this will look good here. 129 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:35,521 These are pretty good. 130 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:38,065 - Oh, thanks. Here. - Mm. 131 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,525 Listen. 132 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:43,987 Hunter Fosterini is putting his Bellevue estate on the market. 133 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:46,198 Wait, CEO of Crypt-Yo? 134 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:48,826 - He's hired me to stage it. - Really? 135 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:50,702 But with the twins coming, 136 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:53,330 I'm finally promoting you to do it solo. 137 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:55,332 Oh, my God. Stacey, are you serious? That... 138 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:58,043 - Wow, I... - It's make-or-break. 139 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,295 Yeah. No, I know that. 140 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:03,966 As one strong woman to you, 141 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:05,759 don't mess it up. 142 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,302 I... I won't. I will not. 143 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:08,929 I will... I won't let you down. 144 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,014 Just make him feel good about himself. 145 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:14,434 Blur the line between stager and potential sexual partner. 146 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,353 That's how you'll succeed. 147 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,949 Oh. Hi. 148 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:32,494 Wait, are you somebody's? 149 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,998 Oh, no, no, no. No, no. 150 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:37,541 No, no, no. I'm sorry. 151 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:41,044 Sorry, buddy. I've just got to go find an outfit for my sister to criticize. 152 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:42,337 But good luck, okay? 153 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:46,258 Thank you so much 154 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:47,551 - for coming down and checking us out. - Yeah. 155 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:50,512 You know, these dogs do deserve a loving home. 156 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:55,851 And I got the perfect fucking guy for you. Real beauty. 157 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:59,188 Just needs some belly rubs and tolerance training. 158 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:00,856 - Oh, my... 159 00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:02,649 Oh, don't worry, he'll get bigger. 160 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:03,775 That's a therapy dog? 161 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:04,985 Oh, yeah. He's perfect for you. 162 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,154 You're not gonna have any problems with this guy. 163 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,947 He'll destroy anyone that messes with you. 164 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:11,241 - Um, I... 165 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,577 I mean, I've seen him go ballistic. 166 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:16,288 Anyone look him directly in the eye, they're fucked! 167 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:18,790 - I don't think this is a good idea. 168 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,500 - What? - I'm sorry, I just... I don't need a... 169 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,462 Oh, don't worry about it. No problem. We've got some other dogs. 170 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:25,547 Hmm. Ah. 171 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:29,134 What about this cute little one right here, huh? 172 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,018 What's her name? 173 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,354 Well, it's up to you, my dude. 174 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:42,606 Just bring her back in a week to get spayed. 175 00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:45,734 She might be perfect for you. 176 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:48,862 Yeah, maybe she is. 177 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:02,834 Sorry, I'm just... I'm just a little nervous. Uh... 178 00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:10,133 Well, hey, if you wanna change anything, that's fine. You know? 179 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,304 Just run it by me first, if that's cool. 180 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,811 So what do I call you? 181 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:24,606 King Charles? Or Queen Charles? 182 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,780 What do you think about, uh, Chloe? 183 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:39,997 I think I'm gonna call you Chloe, if that's okay. 184 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,332 Great. 185 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,126 Do you want to do a tour? 186 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:48,714 Um, I work in IT. This is my work-from-home station. 187 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,466 Popped for Xfinity, so my Internet's crazy fast, 188 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,010 like, over a gig. 189 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,054 Trust me, that's really fast. 190 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:58,473 I mean, I... I could talk about this shelf all day. 191 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:01,518 We got an unopened '80s original right here. 192 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,895 And this whole collection is just next-level. 193 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:04,980 Oh, and... 194 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:09,359 So Brando smoked this for one take in The Godfather. 195 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:12,362 I mean, supposedly. It didn't make the final cut of the film. 196 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:17,743 But he did smoke a cigar in the poster, so it's still kind of dope. 197 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:20,329 This is my keyboard. 198 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,334 That's not bad. 199 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:27,961 And, you know, it can be yours, if you want. 200 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:32,007 I'm... I'm really tired of making music just for myself, so... 201 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:35,052 Well... ... that's it. 202 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,512 That's me. 203 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:39,306 It's impressive, right? 204 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:42,017 Oh, thank you. 205 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,518 That's fine, I guess. 206 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:46,813 Wow. 207 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:57,366 Okay. 208 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,871 Mom? Hello? 209 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:21,264 - Princess, you're looking hypoallergenic. 210 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:23,016 Nicole? 211 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,979 Hey! 212 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,066 - Shoes. - Oh. 213 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:34,027 Shoes, Nicole. You know we don't wear shoes in the house. 214 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,862 It's good to see you too, Mom. 215 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:40,075 Hi, Sis. I'm home. 216 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:41,159 Hi! 217 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,911 - Shoes! - Hi! 218 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,622 - Okay. - I don't think we've met yet. 219 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:46,706 - Oh! - Hi. 220 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,793 - Nicole, this is Alistair. - Hello. 221 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:53,463 He flew all the way here to ask Mom for my hand. 222 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:54,923 - Well, of course. - Oh, wow. That... 223 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,758 - I had to come for this. - Oh. 224 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,428 - Mom, is this your ring? 225 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:02,806 Well, you're hardly galloping down the aisle, Nic. 226 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,477 So, how's work going, Nicole? 227 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:10,939 Uh, oh, really good, actually. 228 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:15,068 Yeah, Stacey promoted me to head stager today, I think. 229 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,528 She's killing it. 230 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:19,614 Number two for Stacey Dorin, a legend in home staging. 231 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:20,782 Oh, my God. 232 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:23,869 Nicole's a very talented artist. She could have gone to art school. 233 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:27,372 But instead she chose to spend her life rearranging furniture. 234 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:31,918 It's home staging, Mom, in highest-luxury real estate. 235 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,463 You make it sound like it's musical chairs. 236 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:36,673 She turned down a spot at U-Dub for art and design. 237 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:39,259 Yeah, well, someone needed to take care of Dad 238 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,635 while you were in Paris, so... 239 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,929 - See what I mean? Defensiveness. - Mm-hmm. 240 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,474 I mean, she's been completely closed off these last three years. 241 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:46,558 Curious. 242 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,852 Mom, I'm literally sitting right here. 243 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,104 - I mean, she parties every night. - Yeah. 244 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:55,400 But I'm afraid, deep down, she's really lonely. 245 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,402 - Fascinating. - Oh, my God, Mom. 246 00:12:57,402 --> 00:13:00,822 Why are you discussing this with Alistair? 247 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:03,033 Because he's British, Nicole. 248 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:12,501 Nothing good happens out there past 9:00 p.m. 249 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,922 Just a bunch of packed bars 250 00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:20,342 and people breathing on each other. 251 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,611 You killed it on the bridge. 252 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:43,240 Uh, no, you killed it. Oh, my God. 253 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:50,789 Yeah, there are zero one-night-standable guys in this bar. 254 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,711 - Oh, my God. 255 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,300 - Seriously? 256 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,638 - Chloe, what are you... 257 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,767 You need this right now? 258 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,311 Okay, hold on. 259 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:25,615 Okay. 260 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,034 Hmm. 261 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:30,954 Oh. 262 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,623 Hi. 263 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:34,833 Who are you? 264 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,918 Delivery guy. 265 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,922 Well, I'm willing to receive a delivery. 266 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,051 Of a guy. 267 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,307 Pad thai with beef for Rahul. 268 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,519 No, okay. 269 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,063 - Here you go. 270 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,815 - All right. 271 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:02,068 Have a good night, delivery guy. 272 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,362 - Thank you. - See ya. 273 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,114 Ugh. 274 00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:14,456 Hey, Chaim. 275 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:17,083 Oh, I'm sorry. Chaim. 276 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,376 Hello, it's me. 277 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:22,088 Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I can let people in. 278 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,507 I actually let so many people in. 279 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,051 Everyone in but you. 280 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:30,930 And I am capable of love, so thank you. 281 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,099 And good night. Goodbye. 282 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,352 Idiot. 283 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,519 Ugh. 284 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:42,525 Buddy, you're still here? 285 00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:47,322 Oh, man. No. 286 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,324 Don't look at me like a person. 287 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,708 Okay. All right. Come on. 288 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,044 One-night stand, all right? 289 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,128 Let's go. 290 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,632 Make yourself at home. 291 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,802 Oh, sorry about the mess. Just... 292 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,265 Just gonna make a drink. 293 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,685 Yum, yum, yum, yum. 294 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,855 Oh! No! Ooh, no, no, no. No. 295 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:23,358 That lo mein is, like, weeks old. 296 00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,442 Oh, God. 297 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:28,446 Is that you or is that the noodles? 298 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,866 Come on, we'll get you washed up. 299 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,952 Come on. Come on, buddy. 300 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,082 Okay, next up, let's talk conditioner, shall we? 301 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,335 Would you like argan oil to strengthen, 302 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,630 or coconut milk to thicken? 303 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,173 Hmm? 304 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:52,846 Argan oil? 305 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:56,808 Yeah. Smart dog. Solid choice. 306 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:04,566 Done. Okay, let's take a peek. Okay. 307 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:07,694 One, two, three. 308 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,362 Oh, wow. 309 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,282 Look at you, handsome! 310 00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,491 Ooh. 311 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:16,494 It's like I'm looking at Channing Tatum. 312 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,621 Yeah. There's you. 313 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:23,418 Chloe, whatever you're doing is loud. I'm trying to sleep. 314 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,129 Are you trying to dig a hole? 315 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,300 Thank you. 316 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:44,481 Definitely woken up next to hairier, that's for sure. 317 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,025 Good morning. 318 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:50,612 No. No morning-after makeouts. 319 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:55,909 Okay. All right. 320 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,660 Time to find your person. 321 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,499 - We have 32 pounds. - Mm. 322 00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,000 He's in great shape. 323 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,878 You're a tough guy, aren't you? You're a real tough guy. 324 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,255 Hey, tough guy, how old are you? Can you tell me? 325 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,382 "Oh, I'm two years old, yes." 326 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:12,717 He says he's two years old. 327 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,594 - Isn't that cute? You know what? - Okay. Adorable. 328 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,762 Here's an odd thing. 329 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:19,599 I don't see any testicles, so he's been neutered, but no chip. 330 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,519 - So two snips, zero chips. - Um... 331 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,729 Did you find him outside of a store with a sign reading, 332 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,439 - "No chips, no balls, no service"? 333 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,067 - Okay. - We have fun here. 334 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,194 So what do I do then? What am I supposed to do? 335 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:34,906 Well, the first thing you should do is get him some shots for worms, 336 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:38,243 because he was a stray, and that's very common. 337 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:41,287 And it's also extremely common for humans to ingest them. 338 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,289 So have you checked your stools yet? 339 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,166 - My stool? - For worms. 340 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,417 Holy shit. No, I haven't. 341 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:49,671 And maybe for an old Monopoly piece if you ever shoved one of those up your butt. 342 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,798 - Jesus Christ. Okay. All right. - It happens. 343 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,716 It happens when you're a kid. 344 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,845 All right, well, good luck, pal. 345 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,096 Um, okay, well, the thing is... 346 00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,430 He's gonna be a great dog for you, I think. 347 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,349 The thing is, I just... I can't have a dog right now. 348 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,101 - I'm really busy. I'm never home. - You're busy? 349 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,686 Yeah, work, is... It's crazy. 350 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,521 - It's crazy. Yeah. So what do you do? - Right now, yeah. 351 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:10,191 Are you like a long-haul trucker, or you work on an oil rig or neurosurgeon? 352 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,401 - I'm a home stager. - Ah. 353 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:14,529 Yeah, for high-end luxury real estate. It's kind of a big deal, so... 354 00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:17,907 Do you still want her to be your owner? "Probably not. She seems selfish." 355 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,577 Hey, she's not selfish. She's just busy. 356 00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,662 - You don't have to talk through the dog. - I can't help it. He's very talkative. 357 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,746 Okay. 358 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,457 You know what? That's fine. Don't worry about it. 359 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:29,335 Don't adjust your lifestyle for anything or anybody. 360 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,420 Excuse me? 361 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:31,921 Sorry. That was an inner thought. 362 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:35,174 I think you should post on Nextdoor, maybe put up a few flyers, 363 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,051 and if you don't hear anything, 364 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:39,470 you know, take him to an animal shelter, I guess. 365 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:42,265 - They'll find him a home, right? - Yeah, probably not. 366 00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,434 You might as well get it over with... put up the flyers, 367 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:47,228 and then get ready to see this guy in the dumpster. 368 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:52,108 Typically I wouldn't be outside during a pedestrian hour, 369 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,735 or ever, 370 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,987 but it's better you pee out here than on my floor. 371 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,781 So, just get it done, and then we'll go... 372 00:19:58,781 --> 00:19:59,866 Oh, my God. 373 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,827 - Oh, God. Fuck. No. - Hi, friends. 374 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,246 - Chloe, no, no, no, no, no. - And who is this? 375 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,665 - Uh, she's... - Oh, so adorable! 376 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,042 Come here, you. Come here. 377 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,877 - She's, uh, Chloe. - Come here. Come here. 378 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,670 - Mm-hmm. - So adorable. 379 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,047 - Oh. Oh! - Oh. 380 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,299 - Oh, my God. Yeah. - Such a sniffer. 381 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:17,508 - Whoa. - All right. 382 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:18,843 Um, could you just... 383 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,804 Okay. Please, um, just... Thank you. 384 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:24,140 Hey, we should do a playdate. 385 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,433 Oh, um... 386 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:27,518 Okay, bye. 387 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:29,812 Come on, Strawberry! 388 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,606 Chloe, never do that again, okay? 389 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,276 Do you hear me? I was just violated for you. 390 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:38,446 Your Canva presentation looks pretty dope. 391 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:39,781 Well, I'm trying. 392 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,950 I really have to impress this guy. 393 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,661 Next, maybe you should make lost dog posters. 394 00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,245 Do you think someone's gonna claim him? 395 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,040 I mean, maybe he's already home. Your place is a dumpster. 396 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,459 My place is not a dumpster. It's organized chaos. 397 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,336 - Mm-hmm. Oh. Oh. 398 00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:56,339 - Oh, your dog. - Hey! Oh! No, no! No, boy. 399 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,633 Oh. 400 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:02,178 Okay. All right. Fine, I will take him out. 401 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,263 Looks like you got a girlfriend. 402 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,891 Maybe a little. 403 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,352 Yeah... But no, you know, not really. 404 00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:11,396 Maybe it's time for a real one? 405 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,606 Oh, no. I mean, I don't know. 406 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,317 I... I got a dog, so... 407 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,903 Why? Because you're an ugly loser? 408 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,863 Okay, can we maybe stop with the mirroring? 409 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,699 It kind of hurts my feelings. 410 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:25,868 Let's just try going out on a random date. 411 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:30,415 Think of it as an experiment in conquering your anxiety. 412 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,166 You never need to see them again. 413 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,877 This is the next step. 414 00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:38,464 Maybe Chloe can help you with your dating profile. 415 00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:43,302 Back on the prowl. 416 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,392 Ah! Do you approve? 417 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,477 - I'm gonna take that as a yes. 418 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,022 Add new photo. 419 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:57,692 What do you think? Not bad, right? 420 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:00,486 Do your magic, Bumble. 421 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:03,031 Okay. Now we wait. 422 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:07,035 Nice. Neat. 423 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:10,038 Reasonably funny. 424 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:14,876 Currently have a job, at time of posting. 425 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:18,046 I should put some hobbies. 426 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,965 Figurine aficionado? 427 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,968 How about hanging with my fluffy roommate? 428 00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:26,137 Yeah? 429 00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:29,307 This is stupid. 430 00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:34,771 I just want you to know, if I ever manage to actually bring home another woman, 431 00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:38,232 it's not gonna change what we're building together. 432 00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:43,112 No bio. Only an Instagram link. 433 00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:45,740 That's a really deep V-neck. 434 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:50,119 Why are you posting a group photo? Which one are you? 435 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:53,331 Oh, my God. This guy is literally in prison. 436 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,585 "Reasonably funny." 437 00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:02,757 Okay. Oh, my God. Wow. 438 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,093 Your dog is a ten. 439 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,470 Hey. 440 00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:09,847 I'm gonna swipe right on this one for you, all right? 441 00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:19,273 Damn. 442 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,485 This girl's out of my league. 443 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:28,908 But, as a very wise Jedi Master once said, 444 00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:33,746 "Do. Or do not. There is no try." 445 00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,249 Yeah. 446 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,712 Look, Chloe, you gotta understand, this girl's hot, 447 00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:44,674 and I'm kinda odd. 448 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,136 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 449 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:52,974 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 450 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:56,978 Oh, my God. 451 00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:02,942 Does this mean I have to actually meet up with her? 452 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,610 Whoo-hoo. 453 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,320 She's way out of your league, dude. 454 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,990 - Yeah, man, thank you. I know that. - Well, don't worry about it. 455 00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:11,075 I got a three-step approach that is guaranteed 456 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:13,744 to help you score points on any date. 457 00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:16,873 Trust. 'Cause you already know the ladies I be bringin' in. 458 00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:17,999 No, I don't. 459 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:20,293 Well, I mean, you heard about my many stories of conquest. 460 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:21,627 No. What are you talk... 461 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:24,213 You're the only person I know from school other than me that's still single. 462 00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:25,882 Take this down. 463 00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:27,717 - Step one. - Give me my phone. 464 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,219 You want to get on the lady's level, right? 465 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:31,429 Which in your case, 466 00:24:31,429 --> 00:24:33,890 you're gonna have to bring her down to your level. 467 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:38,477 So you have to neg her to keep her vulnerable with, uh, veiled insults. 468 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,063 - That will keep her off guard. - Insult her. 469 00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:45,526 So you want to say something like, "Oh, those shoes were hot last season." 470 00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:46,944 I don't know what a season is. 471 00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:48,863 Doesn't matter. She does. 472 00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:51,407 - Step two. Now you broke her down... - Yeah. 473 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,451 you want to build her up now. 474 00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:55,036 - Be specific. 475 00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:57,997 Talk about her nail polish and how that's a great color on her. 476 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,333 - Okay, her nail polish. - Yeah, she'll love that. 477 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,251 - And then comes the physical part. - Yeah? 478 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:03,753 - My favorite. - Mm-hmm. 479 00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:05,463 - You ready for this? Okay. - Yeah. 480 00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:08,674 Blow on her neck. 481 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,509 - Just go like this. - What? 482 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,929 - That's the secret. - What? 483 00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:14,013 Yeah. Yeah. 484 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:16,224 - That's why you're single. - No. 485 00:25:18,226 --> 00:25:21,145 Wait, wait, wait. Slow down. Slow down. You should never rush on stairs. 486 00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:26,484 Do you see her anywhere? Kind of forget what she looks like, to be honest. 487 00:25:26,484 --> 00:25:27,944 Holy shit! 488 00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:29,820 - Hey. 489 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:31,239 Come on. It's okay. 490 00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:34,408 - What the fuck? Jesus! 491 00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:39,372 Okay, come on. I know. That was insane. 492 00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:43,000 No, hey! Gross! Gross, gross. 493 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,045 We're expecting company. Disgusting. 494 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:48,422 She's three minutes late. 495 00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:51,008 She's probably not gonna come. 496 00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:55,221 You don't see her, do you? 497 00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:57,139 She's not coming. 498 00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:59,976 Okay, we... we should just go. 499 00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:02,937 - This place is terrify... - That is Chloe, so you must be Max. Hey. 500 00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:05,606 Hey... lo. 501 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:08,234 - Hi. 502 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,653 - This must be Channing Tatum. - Yeah. 503 00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:13,239 "I'm not gonna give up on you." 504 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:15,449 Wait, what? 505 00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:19,245 - It's, uh, G.I. Rise of the Cobra. - Right, right. 506 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:22,790 Yeah, well, I think he's more of a Magic Mike kind of Channing. 507 00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:25,167 "Do I look like I own tights?" 508 00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:29,213 - Uh, yeah. - That might be Step Up. 509 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:31,507 Yeah, I think that is Step... I don't know. 510 00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:33,217 Movie confusion. Doesn't matter. Um. so... 511 00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:34,302 Cool shirt. 512 00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:36,178 Oh, this... Thanks. It's a band. 513 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,849 Your boots. 514 00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:42,226 - My boo... - Your boots. 515 00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:45,229 Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They're whatever. 516 00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:46,772 They're really, uh... really cool. 517 00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:49,400 Um, just, like, uh, 518 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,695 - last season maybe? - Oh. 519 00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:56,073 Yeah, probably. I got them at a vintage store, so... 520 00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:57,158 Oh. 521 00:26:57,825 --> 00:27:00,536 Nail polish. That's a really nice color. 522 00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:06,625 - You are "reasonably funny." 523 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:11,881 - Um, anyway, shall we... 524 00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:12,965 Mm-hmm. 525 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,842 Ooh. Hold on. 526 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,182 Well, they seem to be getting along nicely. 527 00:27:21,182 --> 00:27:22,558 - Yeah. - That's cute. 528 00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,770 He's had all his shots, right? 529 00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:29,190 No, no. It's all a government conspiracy. 530 00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:30,441 What? 531 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:32,902 - I'm kidding. - Oh. 532 00:27:32,902 --> 00:27:35,237 Of course he's had his shots. 533 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,867 - Uh, hey, are you hungry? - Uh... 534 00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:43,120 No, it's the best chicken I've ever had. Just trust me. 535 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,081 - Oh, actually, I don't... - No, no, no. 536 00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:46,957 Just watch the dogs. I will be right back. Hold on. 537 00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:48,125 Check the health rating. 538 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:51,087 Less than an A means potential for contamination. 539 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,215 - What? - Make sure it's... 540 00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:55,466 - Yeah. - Okay. 541 00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:59,261 Two dogs. Two dogs. 542 00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:00,930 I don't even know this other dog. 543 00:28:02,056 --> 00:28:04,308 Okay, yeah, don't touch the bench yet. Hold on. 544 00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:07,686 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 545 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:12,858 - Okay. - Hi. 546 00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:16,570 - Just move that. - Oh, okay, well, I was... Okay. 547 00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:20,157 All right, so, rule number one... do not touch your eyes or you will go blind. 548 00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:21,784 - I'm serious. - Why? 549 00:28:21,784 --> 00:28:23,744 It's ghost pepper. You've never had it before? 550 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:25,788 - No. - Oh! 551 00:28:25,788 --> 00:28:29,542 Uh, rule number, uh, two... sanitize hands. 552 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:32,086 - Oh. Yeah, sure. - Yeah, I got you. 553 00:28:32,086 --> 00:28:35,256 - Little bit of... - Okay. 554 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:38,217 All right. Here we go. 555 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:41,011 Rule number three... maybe we just, like, feed ourselves. 556 00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:42,138 Can you just try the chicken? 557 00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:44,181 I just don't really, like, dabble with hot stuff. 558 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:45,266 - My stomach... - Yeah, okay. 559 00:28:45,266 --> 00:28:47,017 - Sometimes you just gotta try stuff. - Okay. All right. 560 00:28:48,519 --> 00:28:51,355 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's so spicy. 561 00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:55,526 My God, that's spicy. 562 00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:57,486 - Are... 563 00:28:57,486 --> 00:29:01,449 Oh, my God. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Here. Here. 564 00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:03,742 - Really? - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 565 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:07,246 - Here. Here, just... 566 00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:09,832 - Okay. 567 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:14,378 - Wow. - Why do people eat this? 568 00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:15,671 Okay, reveal. 569 00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:17,715 Super spicy chicken, it's a natural truth serum. 570 00:29:17,715 --> 00:29:19,717 - It's really fun, right? - Mm. Super fun. 571 00:29:19,717 --> 00:29:21,385 Well, let's get to know each other a little. 572 00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:23,137 - Okay, first question. - Oh, my God. 573 00:29:23,137 --> 00:29:25,806 What did you keep in your high school locker? 574 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:27,224 - I don't remember. It was a long time ago. - Yes, you go. 575 00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:28,309 - No. Yes, you do. 576 00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:30,561 What'd you keep in there, like, all the way in the back? 577 00:29:30,561 --> 00:29:32,188 Magic cards. 578 00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:34,940 - You were a nerd. I knew it. - Nothing wrong with being a nerd. 579 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:36,025 And it's not like— I didn't play with them. 580 00:29:36,025 --> 00:29:37,109 Liar. 581 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:38,819 - Eat another wing. - Okay. 582 00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:41,906 - Okay. Okay, okay, okay. - Okay, okay. 583 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:47,328 - Okay, it's my turn to ask. 584 00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:49,413 Okay, uh... 585 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:53,125 Okay. Oh... Wait, you prepared questions? 586 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:56,212 Yeah, I thought it... 587 00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:57,796 What, uh... 588 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,548 What's one of your favorite family memories? 589 00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:01,091 - Um... 590 00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:03,010 Like, Christmas, I guess. 591 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,971 Well, you have to give me more than just, like, Christmas. 592 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,515 That's all I got. I'm gonna pass. 593 00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:09,517 - You can't pass. Pass? - That's kind of a boring question anyway. 594 00:30:09,517 --> 00:30:12,311 - Yeah, I'm gonna pass. - What's your favorite family memory? 595 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:14,438 - I said I'm gonna pass. - You can't change the rules. 596 00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:17,858 Well, I made up the rules, so I kind of... I can change them. 597 00:30:20,194 --> 00:30:21,278 I just feel like rules are there to be followed. 598 00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:23,197 - So what's the point in making them? - Can you just let it go? 599 00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:30,788 Wait, where are the dogs? 600 00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:32,540 Uh-oh. 601 00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:34,124 - Channing? - Chloe? 602 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:37,044 - I'm sure they're close by. - Chloe? 603 00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:39,213 - Channing? - Chloe! 604 00:30:39,213 --> 00:30:40,589 - Channing? - Chloe? 605 00:30:41,674 --> 00:30:43,300 - Channing? - Chloe? 606 00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:46,637 Chloe! 607 00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:48,681 - Chann... Shit. - Chloe! 608 00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:50,224 - Channing? - Do you see either of them? 609 00:30:50,224 --> 00:30:51,684 - I think... - Chloe! 610 00:30:51,684 --> 00:30:53,978 Look. 611 00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:57,606 - Channing? Channing? - Chloe? 612 00:30:57,606 --> 00:30:59,483 Chloe? Oh, my God! 613 00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:01,485 - What? - Get away from her, you monster! 614 00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:04,446 Hey, it's fine. He's neutered. They're just having fun. 615 00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:05,531 - Fun? - Come on! 616 00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:08,450 How do we know she gave consent? It's assault. 617 00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:10,911 Hey, it's okay. Calm down. 618 00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:12,621 It's not... 619 00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:14,873 She looked like she's having a good time. 620 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,585 - Oh, my God. 621 00:31:17,585 --> 00:31:20,588 - Are you okay? - Do you vomit when you're okay? 622 00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:23,215 No, I mean, I just, I feel bad. Like, do you need anything? 623 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,550 Yeah, you should feel bad. This is your fault! 624 00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:26,343 This is all because of your stupid chicken game! 625 00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:28,095 Oh, my... I'm sorry. 626 00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:29,555 Listen, I was just trying to have some fun. 627 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,056 - Oh, my... - I was trying to get to know you. 628 00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:34,727 So you think burning your throat on lethally spicy chicken is fun? 629 00:31:34,727 --> 00:31:37,146 Really fun! Psycho! 630 00:31:37,146 --> 00:31:38,981 - It's truth serum! - It's truth serum! 631 00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:41,191 You know what? I thought you were sweet, if a bit weird. 632 00:31:41,191 --> 00:31:42,526 But you know what? You're a dick! 633 00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:44,486 - Whatever. - Lose my number. Quick. 634 00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:46,280 Okay, gone, deleted it. 635 00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:50,242 - Oh, my God. No fuckin' way. 636 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:55,831 What are you whining about? At least you got laid. 637 00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:58,751 - Oh, hey, you... - Holy shit. 638 00:31:58,751 --> 00:32:01,712 - Hey, do you know where the bathroom is? - Over there. 639 00:32:01,712 --> 00:32:03,005 - That way? Jesus. - Yeah. 640 00:32:03,005 --> 00:32:04,423 - Where? How far? - Just keep going north. 641 00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:05,633 - Is it far? - It's a good walk. 642 00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:06,925 - It's far? - Straight that way. 643 00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:08,927 Fuck. 644 00:32:12,222 --> 00:32:15,017 I can't believe this is happening to me. 645 00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:19,813 Dear God. 646 00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:22,358 I can't believe I'm doing this. 647 00:32:22,358 --> 00:32:26,028 Oh, my fucking God. Jesus. 648 00:32:26,028 --> 00:32:28,238 Oh, my God. This... Okay, it's happening. It's happening. 649 00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:32,618 It's happening. No! Fuck! Oh, my... Fuck. Are you fucking kidding? 650 00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:34,953 - I'm so sorry, Chloe. We gotta go. 651 00:32:36,205 --> 00:32:37,539 Oh, I'm so sorry. 652 00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:42,252 We are never dating again. 653 00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:45,923 Holy crap. 654 00:32:53,681 --> 00:32:55,683 I literally... 655 00:33:03,357 --> 00:33:06,026 Okay, buddy, let's get the hell out of here. 656 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:11,448 Chloe, look what I got. 657 00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:14,868 What do you think? Yeah, check it out. Check it out. 658 00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:22,334 Yes, this is where you can dig your hole. 659 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:23,669 Knock yourself out. 660 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:27,506 Okay. 661 00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:31,009 Okay, Channing. Come here. 662 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:33,929 Come on. Good boy. Good boy. 663 00:33:41,270 --> 00:33:42,730 It's a little fish. 664 00:33:45,107 --> 00:33:46,775 - Yeah. Good, huh? 665 00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:48,318 That's yours. It's for you. 666 00:34:32,029 --> 00:34:35,449 I should have invested in Crypt-Yo stock when it was cheap. 667 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,745 Holy shit. 668 00:34:41,497 --> 00:34:43,123 Oh, my God. 669 00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:45,292 What is that? 670 00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:53,634 Wait, is this a room just for a tub? 671 00:34:53,634 --> 00:34:55,719 Wow. 672 00:34:59,223 --> 00:35:00,516 Fuck it. 673 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:04,394 Oh, God. Ooh. 674 00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:07,898 Yep. Yes. This fits just right. 675 00:35:07,898 --> 00:35:10,025 - Ding dong! - Shit. 676 00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:13,278 You must be Nicole. 677 00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:16,114 Hey. 678 00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:19,117 Hi, I'm Nicole. Hi. 679 00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:21,370 Um... Oops. 680 00:35:21,370 --> 00:35:22,830 I was just, uh, 681 00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:25,666 really getting a feel for the space. 682 00:35:25,666 --> 00:35:28,794 Cool, cool. Do your thing. I respect your process. 683 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,170 Just wanted to say, 684 00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:31,839 yo. 685 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:33,799 Yo. 686 00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:35,008 I'm Hunter. 687 00:35:35,008 --> 00:35:37,427 Oh, yeah. I... I figured. 688 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:41,306 - Want to take a bath? - No, no. I'm good. I'll get out. 689 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:42,975 - Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm sure. 690 00:35:42,975 --> 00:35:45,894 Because I call this a room for a bath. 691 00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:48,480 Right. Of course. 692 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,191 - Did you want to see the rest? - Yes. Please. 693 00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:53,569 I show you the world. 694 00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:57,239 This is room for cook. 695 00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:06,123 So, yeah, that is what I'm thinking. 696 00:36:06,123 --> 00:36:08,834 I gotta say, I am vibing this. 697 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:10,085 Hard. 698 00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:11,962 - Yeah? - Yeet! 699 00:36:11,962 --> 00:36:17,843 It's the Dalai Lama meets Wayne Manor. But, like, in an authentic way. 700 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:22,055 That... That is exactly what I was going for. 701 00:36:22,055 --> 00:36:25,517 Hey, there's this restaurant downtown I'm thinking of investing in. 702 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:27,769 It's completely inspired by ASMR. 703 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,731 You will eat with all your, uh, senses. 704 00:36:31,315 --> 00:36:34,985 I'd, uh... I'd love to take you there, get your feel on the flow. 705 00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:37,738 Oh, wow. 706 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:41,992 Yes, I... I'm flattered. 707 00:36:41,992 --> 00:36:45,329 It's the ultimate sensory experience. It's rad. 708 00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:49,499 Yeah. Um... It sounds rad. 709 00:36:52,336 --> 00:36:54,379 Hey, what's going on, girl? 710 00:36:55,297 --> 00:36:58,300 Yesterday you were throwing up. Now you want seconds? 711 00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:03,680 Okay, I'm... I'm sorry, we gotta get ready. 712 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:08,268 It's time to meet Grandma and Grandpa. And try not to judge me. 713 00:37:08,936 --> 00:37:10,354 We can't choose our parents. 714 00:37:11,897 --> 00:37:12,940 Okay, here we are. 715 00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:15,442 - This is the place. 716 00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:17,027 Holy shit. 717 00:37:20,030 --> 00:37:23,992 I can't believe you're here, Max. 718 00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:26,286 - Here, sweetie, have a cracker. - Oh, no, thanks. 719 00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:28,830 - There you go. - Thank you. 720 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:31,500 I love what you've done with the place. 721 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:34,461 - It's always a work in progress, yeah. - Mm. 722 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:38,298 - Did you see the wind man out front? - Uh-huh. Yeah, he... he's cool. 723 00:37:38,298 --> 00:37:40,425 Max, you seem happy. 724 00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,803 Yeah. Yeah, I am. I'm... 725 00:37:42,803 --> 00:37:48,350 I mean, Chloe's been helping a lot. You know, she's pretty special. 726 00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:49,893 Yeah, she's a real beauty, Son. 727 00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:52,771 She's got a little meat on her bones too. Like her grandma. 728 00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:54,022 - Stop. 729 00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:56,566 Is she looking kind of heavy? It's weird. 730 00:37:56,566 --> 00:37:59,027 I mean, at first she couldn't keep any food down, 731 00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:00,320 and lately she can't get enough. 732 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:04,992 Well, let me take a look at her. Here, come to Mama, you sweet girl, yeah. 733 00:38:04,992 --> 00:38:08,078 - Look at you. You're just so pretty. 734 00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:11,248 - Honey? - Hmm? 735 00:38:11,248 --> 00:38:12,499 Could she be pregnant? 736 00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:15,919 No. No, that's impossible. 737 00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:17,587 So she's been spayed? 738 00:38:23,343 --> 00:38:24,928 No fucking way. 739 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:29,349 All right, pick her up and place her over the bowl, 740 00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:32,394 but, like, in her normal squatting position. 741 00:38:32,394 --> 00:38:34,646 I don't think this is how we do it, man. 742 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,733 It is. I read this is how they do it in Finland. 743 00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:39,526 Finland? What? 744 00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:40,902 Yes. I read, okay? 745 00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:43,113 Don't be uncultured, Max. It's unattractive. 746 00:38:43,113 --> 00:38:44,906 You're the one who dragged me to a drugstore bathroom 747 00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:47,951 to stick a piece of plastic under my dog's vag... I can't even say it. 748 00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:50,203 Look, I'm trying to help you with your 16 and Pregnant-ass dog, okay? 749 00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:51,288 I'm sorry. 750 00:38:51,288 --> 00:38:53,749 You could learn something from her. Gettin' laid on the first date. 751 00:38:53,749 --> 00:38:55,709 Can you not be so disrespectful? 752 00:38:55,709 --> 00:38:57,502 I swear I get stupider just being around you. 753 00:38:57,502 --> 00:39:00,422 Hold on, I feel her muscles moving. I think she's gonna... 754 00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:03,425 - Oh. Oh, that's vile! 755 00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:05,594 - Whew. - It's okay. It's okay, Chloe. 756 00:39:05,594 --> 00:39:08,263 - She's probably just nervous. - It's lingering! 757 00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:09,514 - It's okay, Chloe. - It's lingering, dude. 758 00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,391 - Hold on. 759 00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:13,769 - Okay. - Oh, she's weeing. She's weeing. 760 00:39:13,769 --> 00:39:15,228 - Oh, she's weeing. She's weeing. - Oh, thank God. 761 00:39:15,228 --> 00:39:16,313 She's weeing. She's weeing. 762 00:39:16,313 --> 00:39:18,356 - It's on my finger. - Did it get on the thing? 763 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:19,941 It did. Ugh! 764 00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:21,234 - Okay. - Here, girl. 765 00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:24,613 - I'm sorry. - Okay, all right. 766 00:39:24,613 --> 00:39:26,406 - What? - I got good news and bad news. 767 00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:28,408 Well, what's the bad news? 768 00:39:28,408 --> 00:39:31,328 It's the same news either way. It's inconclusive. 769 00:39:31,328 --> 00:39:32,621 That's just no news. 770 00:39:32,621 --> 00:39:33,789 So what do we do now? 771 00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:37,084 - You know. - I don't know. 772 00:39:37,084 --> 00:39:38,835 If plan A didn't work... 773 00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:43,256 - Hey, can you go up there? - No man, this is your dog. You got it. 774 00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:45,050 I'm too anxious, man. I'm anxious being in here. 775 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:47,052 Come on, man. Think about it as a growing experience, you know? 776 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:48,970 Adding to your progress. You got this. Here we go. 777 00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:50,055 - Hi. - Hello. 778 00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:51,264 Hi there. How can I help you? 779 00:39:51,932 --> 00:39:53,600 Um... 780 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,393 Do you sell the, um... 781 00:39:56,103 --> 00:39:57,896 the Plan B pill here? 782 00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,022 Yes, we do. 783 00:39:59,022 --> 00:40:00,273 - Um... - You do. 784 00:40:00,273 --> 00:40:02,025 I mean, we generally do a short consultation 785 00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:04,694 with the patient who we'll be prescribing it to. 786 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:06,905 Oh, okay. 787 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,156 Um, 788 00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:10,200 I mean, she's... she's right here. 789 00:40:10,784 --> 00:40:13,036 What kind of, uh... Yeah, she's... 790 00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:15,372 Uh... 791 00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:18,250 He got the bitch pregnant. 792 00:40:19,835 --> 00:40:21,002 Oh, yeah. 793 00:40:21,002 --> 00:40:23,839 You're the two morons who got the pregnancy test for your dog. 794 00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:25,549 Yeah. They've been laughing at you in the back for the last ten minutes. 795 00:40:25,549 --> 00:40:26,883 - Is that not... - Okay. 796 00:40:26,883 --> 00:40:29,219 Do you know how inaccessible this kind of health care is 797 00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:31,096 to most people across America? 798 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:32,389 And you want me to just hand it over to you 799 00:40:32,389 --> 00:40:34,599 so you can put it in a piece of cheese. 800 00:40:35,851 --> 00:40:37,644 - Um... - Maybe smear some peanut butter on it. 801 00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:38,770 I wasn't gonna wrap it in... 802 00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:41,606 - I hadn't really thought that far. - Put it in a Beggin' Strip, you know? 803 00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:43,400 - No. No. - No? Yeah? 804 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,110 What was the plan? 805 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:46,653 Was this the plan? This was the whole plan? 806 00:40:46,653 --> 00:40:50,073 You were gonna come in, swing hard on the "it's for a dog" angle. 807 00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:54,035 Not even broach a lie that it's for a human woman. 808 00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:57,914 And I was gonna be like, "Yeah, guys. Let's do it." 809 00:40:58,707 --> 00:40:59,708 Uh... 810 00:40:59,708 --> 00:41:01,334 - We'd hoped. - Yeah? 811 00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:03,044 Why don't we just go snort some fuckin' Adderall? 812 00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:06,298 'Cause apparently I can just grab some stuff off the shelf and give it to anyone. 813 00:41:06,298 --> 00:41:09,759 Okay, I have one solution I can offer you. 814 00:41:09,759 --> 00:41:11,136 We'll go around back, 815 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:14,890 and I'll give your fuckin' pug a back-alley abortion or whatever. 816 00:41:14,890 --> 00:41:16,600 - Can you do that? - No, I can't fucking do that! 817 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,185 - She can't do that! - Right. Yes, okay. 818 00:41:18,185 --> 00:41:22,731 I can't do that because I'm not a vet. You need to go to a vet. 819 00:41:22,731 --> 00:41:25,692 Vets are really expensive, and I could lose my job any day now. 820 00:41:25,692 --> 00:41:27,027 I'm his boss. 821 00:41:27,027 --> 00:41:29,571 That's terrifying. I hope you don't work in anything important. 822 00:41:29,571 --> 00:41:31,615 He's spending a lot of his money on that psychoanalyst. 823 00:41:31,615 --> 00:41:33,074 It's a therapist, man. Can we not... 824 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:36,036 - I absolutely don't care about this. - Just letting her know. 825 00:41:36,036 --> 00:41:37,579 - You need to go to a vet. - Yep. 826 00:41:37,579 --> 00:41:39,247 And if you can't afford that, 827 00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:41,458 you need to get in touch with the owner of the father. 828 00:41:42,042 --> 00:41:43,168 - Ah! 829 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:46,421 - She talkin' about Channing Tatum's mom. - What the fuck planet do you guys live on? 830 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:49,507 - It doesn't matter. It's... It... - The mom to the doggy. 831 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,551 Come here. Come here. 832 00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:53,553 Now... get the fuck out of my face. 833 00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:54,638 - Yeah. - Yeah. 834 00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:57,891 It's a stupid fuckin' idea. 835 00:41:57,891 --> 00:41:59,726 - I think you gotta call that girl, Nicole. - That's not happening. 836 00:42:00,477 --> 00:42:03,897 Prepare to experience food with all your senses. 837 00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:05,982 It's really nice. 838 00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:09,319 Yes, it makes you question reality. 839 00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:16,576 Soup. 840 00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:20,205 Oh, excuse me, do you have a... 841 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:27,462 Ah! It is now time to enjoy the sense of touch. 842 00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:28,755 Okay. 843 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:34,636 Shit, that's really hot. 844 00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:36,513 It's delicious. 845 00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:40,809 The next course is, uh, smell. 846 00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:47,440 Whoo! 847 00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:49,859 Delicious. 848 00:42:50,694 --> 00:42:52,028 Delicious. 849 00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:55,448 - Oh! 850 00:42:55,448 --> 00:42:56,574 Ooh. 851 00:42:57,117 --> 00:42:59,119 - Mmm. 852 00:42:59,119 --> 00:43:03,123 It's salty. It's bready. It's tasty. 853 00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:08,086 - Delizioso. 854 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:09,254 Yeah. 855 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,633 Hey, are you not vibing this? 856 00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:16,303 Do you want to get some real food? 857 00:43:16,303 --> 00:43:17,762 Yes. Yes, I do. 858 00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:19,639 - Well, let's get out of here, huh? - Oh, okay. 859 00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:22,017 - Two-piece chicken. You bet. - Thank you. 860 00:43:22,017 --> 00:43:23,977 Thanks for being, uh, cool with this. 861 00:43:23,977 --> 00:43:26,479 Are you kidding me? I love food trucks. 862 00:43:26,479 --> 00:43:27,564 - Right? - Mm-hmm. 863 00:43:27,564 --> 00:43:30,775 There's something about their transient nature. 864 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:33,403 You gotta enjoy it while it's here. 865 00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:37,073 That's almost sorta deep. 866 00:43:37,073 --> 00:43:39,951 I'm very deep. Like infinity pool. 867 00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:41,870 - Mm. 868 00:43:42,871 --> 00:43:45,081 I'm so sorry. This number keeps calling me. 869 00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:47,375 Why can't people just do normal phone calls? 870 00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:50,920 Um, this might be an emergency. Could you just hold on? 871 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,797 - Oh, my God... 872 00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:55,425 - Hey. So, um... - Um, yeah, I'll just be right back. 873 00:43:55,425 --> 00:43:58,178 What the fuck? I said lose my number. 874 00:43:58,178 --> 00:44:03,433 Well, I can't when you're gonna be a grandmother. 875 00:44:03,433 --> 00:44:05,810 What are you talking about, you psychopath? 876 00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:09,314 W... Wait a sec... No. No way. That's not even possible. 877 00:44:09,314 --> 00:44:11,983 No, it's possible. It's possible because it's happening. 878 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:15,320 That's what's happening right now. It's happening now, so it's possible. 879 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,655 Okay, well, Channing Tatum is not the father. 880 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,157 Well, Chloe hasn't been sleeping around. 881 00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:21,409 Really? Well, she seemed kind of free with herself at the park. 882 00:44:21,409 --> 00:44:23,870 Hold on. I'm sorry. Are you slut-shaming my dog? 883 00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:27,165 Listen to me. Channing does not even have balls, okay? 884 00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:29,751 Hold on... What do you... How do you know that? 885 00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:33,922 I think I would have noticed his balls. And the vet checked, okay? He's neutered. 886 00:44:33,922 --> 00:44:36,132 - Okay, well, he has a penis. - What? 887 00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:39,803 Yes, of course he has a penis, but you need balls for the penis... 888 00:44:42,639 --> 00:44:44,599 - I can't do this right now. - Oh, you can't do this? 889 00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:46,184 Wait, how come Chloe wasn't spayed? 890 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:48,353 Yeah, well, she was gonna be. She was about to be. 891 00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:52,107 I was gonna take her to an appointment, and then your mutt mounted her. 892 00:44:52,107 --> 00:44:54,442 - Oh, who are you calling a mutt? - I'm calling your mutt a mutt. 893 00:44:54,442 --> 00:44:56,569 Yeah, well, it's better a mutt than a slut! 894 00:44:57,654 --> 00:45:01,074 Wow. 895 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,284 Oh, my God. 896 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,287 I am so sorry about that. 897 00:45:06,287 --> 00:45:09,374 Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. No worries. 898 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:11,418 - So you were saying that... - I got an early sound bath, 899 00:45:11,418 --> 00:45:13,545 so I should call it. 900 00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:16,423 - Thanks for hanging. - Okay. Um... 901 00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:19,426 Let's get down to work tomorrow. 902 00:45:25,849 --> 00:45:28,435 Okay, these puppies better not be yours. 903 00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:31,229 Come on. 904 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:36,317 or a Monopoly piece up your butt. It happens when you're a kid. 905 00:45:36,317 --> 00:45:38,528 - Uh-oh, look who's here. - Hey. 906 00:45:38,528 --> 00:45:40,738 I smell a vape pen. 907 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,824 - You guys ready to solve a mystery? - Mm. 908 00:45:42,824 --> 00:45:44,284 It's like Scooby-Doo. 909 00:45:44,284 --> 00:45:46,035 I'll be Fred, you can be Daphne or Velma, 910 00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:49,622 and you can be a young Abraham Lincoln, 'cause that's what you look like. 911 00:45:49,622 --> 00:45:51,166 So how did you two meet? 912 00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:52,834 - God. Please, just no. - Can we not do this? 913 00:45:52,834 --> 00:45:54,294 Okay. Really none of my business. 914 00:45:54,294 --> 00:45:57,046 But I just have to say, I sense some sexual tension. 915 00:45:57,046 --> 00:45:58,590 - You're mistaken. - Mm. 916 00:45:58,590 --> 00:46:00,383 Not between you. The dogs. 917 00:46:01,468 --> 00:46:02,552 You know what? 918 00:46:02,552 --> 00:46:06,973 I think that Chloe does feel a little thicc, with two C's. 919 00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:08,099 I know the lingo. 920 00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:10,685 Tell you what, let's get old Channing Tatum up on the table 921 00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:12,896 and we'll see if this is even possible, huh? 922 00:46:12,896 --> 00:46:14,147 Yeah, let's. 923 00:46:14,147 --> 00:46:16,107 - Chloe, come here. - Come on. Okay. 924 00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:18,610 Come on up, pal. There ya go. 925 00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:21,196 Ooh. Well, I'm glad you didn't kill him. There you go. 926 00:46:21,196 --> 00:46:22,864 - You were gonna kill the dog? - How you been? 927 00:46:22,864 --> 00:46:25,158 - No, just shut up. - Should we find out what's going on? 928 00:46:25,158 --> 00:46:27,285 - What's that? - Well, that's his penis. 929 00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:29,537 And that's a great penis. It's a really, really good one. 930 00:46:29,537 --> 00:46:30,622 Not that, the... 931 00:46:30,622 --> 00:46:32,999 Yeah, the ball... the ball circle things right there. 932 00:46:32,999 --> 00:46:34,542 - Yeah, the ball things. - What are those? 933 00:46:34,542 --> 00:46:37,212 Oh, fuck me. He's cryptorchid. 934 00:46:37,212 --> 00:46:39,297 - What does that mean? - In English, please. What does that... 935 00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:41,549 It means that he has two functioning testicles. 936 00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:43,593 They just never dropped from his abdomen. 937 00:46:43,593 --> 00:46:45,595 - What? That's possible? - Yeah, it's possible. 938 00:46:45,595 --> 00:46:48,348 Well, good for you! You're shooting live rounds, buddy! 939 00:46:48,348 --> 00:46:50,308 - All right. - Okay. 940 00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:52,894 Are you ready for the next segment of The Maury Povich Show? 941 00:46:52,894 --> 00:46:55,188 - Please stop. - Come on, Chloe, you're next. 942 00:46:55,188 --> 00:46:56,272 Okay. 943 00:46:57,899 --> 00:47:01,819 I'd say it's about T-minus 45 days until showtime. 944 00:47:03,655 --> 00:47:05,448 You two are gonna be grandparents. 945 00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:11,704 Oh. 946 00:47:12,372 --> 00:47:13,790 Come on, Channing. 947 00:47:16,918 --> 00:47:21,047 Now, if you want a copy of the ultrasound, it's just $49.95. 948 00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:25,176 And then she just storms out. I mean, she's an awful human. 750 bucks! 949 00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:26,636 Thank God you currently have a job. 950 00:47:26,636 --> 00:47:29,180 I'm sure I can be a single grandfather, right? 951 00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:31,099 I'm good with one dog. I can handle five. 952 00:47:31,099 --> 00:47:33,226 Don't worry. I'll be your godfather. 953 00:47:33,226 --> 00:47:37,480 May your first puppies be masculine puppies. 954 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,065 I'm so fuckin' screwed. 955 00:47:46,072 --> 00:47:51,077 I haven't really written anything in a while, um, 956 00:47:52,412 --> 00:47:53,913 but you've kind of inspired me, 957 00:47:53,913 --> 00:47:57,041 so I thought maybe I'd try to write you a little... 958 00:48:13,725 --> 00:48:15,226 Or fart. 959 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,353 Yeah, fart. 960 00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:36,122 What do you think? 961 00:48:38,374 --> 00:48:39,500 I'm sorry. 962 00:48:40,710 --> 00:48:42,170 Does he look sad to you? 963 00:48:43,338 --> 00:48:45,381 I hate that he misses that hussy. 964 00:48:45,381 --> 00:48:47,050 Dude, maybe he's bummed 965 00:48:47,050 --> 00:48:49,719 because you've basically robbed him of the chance to be a father. 966 00:48:50,345 --> 00:48:54,557 You're like single-handedly perpetuating the stereotype of deadbeat dads. 967 00:48:54,557 --> 00:48:58,019 Okay, what am I supposed to do? Max is a complete lunatic. 968 00:48:58,019 --> 00:49:00,855 Well, you're just mad because you kind of liked him, 969 00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:02,231 and he wasn't into you. 970 00:49:02,231 --> 00:49:03,941 Oh, no. Please. 971 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:07,904 Okay, the guy disinfected a park bench for, like, five minutes, 972 00:49:07,904 --> 00:49:09,072 like a serial killer. 973 00:49:09,072 --> 00:49:10,865 Are you really gonna punish your dog 974 00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:12,867 because the owner of his baby mama rejected you? 975 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:19,123 Oh, buddy, what did you get us into, huh? 976 00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:22,001 I think you're muted. Yeah, you're muted. 977 00:49:24,712 --> 00:49:26,422 - You would think I would know... 978 00:49:26,422 --> 00:49:28,549 how to use Zoom by now. Okay, sorry. 979 00:49:28,549 --> 00:49:31,803 Um, so what I'd love to do is just jump into 980 00:49:31,803 --> 00:49:35,098 the customer survey numbers that came back. 981 00:49:35,098 --> 00:49:37,058 Um, I know we're just digging... 982 00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:41,479 Hey. 983 00:49:42,939 --> 00:49:43,981 Hey. 984 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:45,233 Uh... 985 00:49:47,068 --> 00:49:48,069 Wow. 986 00:49:48,069 --> 00:49:49,654 Aw. 987 00:49:49,654 --> 00:49:53,491 He was a little concerned she wouldn't go for him with the cone on. 988 00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:54,575 So you had him... 989 00:49:54,575 --> 00:49:57,328 Yeah, just right off. 990 00:49:57,328 --> 00:50:00,748 But he's been acting strange since before then. 991 00:50:00,748 --> 00:50:03,751 Yeah, Chloe's had a permanent case of the Mondays. 992 00:50:03,751 --> 00:50:04,919 Mm. 993 00:50:04,919 --> 00:50:08,089 - Look at them now. - Yeah, they clearly dig each other. 994 00:50:09,716 --> 00:50:11,008 - Oh, uh... - Yeah? 995 00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:14,178 Sorry. He wouldn't give it up that easy. 996 00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:16,305 - At least not as easy as she did. - Ha! 997 00:50:19,809 --> 00:50:24,605 Oh. Here. It's my half of the vet bill. 998 00:50:25,648 --> 00:50:26,649 Oh. 999 00:50:27,984 --> 00:50:29,444 - Thanks. - Yeah. 1000 00:50:30,278 --> 00:50:33,656 I also found some great podcasts about raising puppies on Spotify. 1001 00:50:33,656 --> 00:50:36,451 I can share the playlist I made with you, if you want. 1002 00:50:36,451 --> 00:50:37,618 That's actually really cool. 1003 00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:42,165 Look, I know how long this whole pregnancy thing lasts. 1004 00:50:42,165 --> 00:50:45,668 And I do everything alone. And I know how hard it is, and how... 1005 00:50:45,668 --> 00:50:47,378 Look, I mean, honestly, I could... 1006 00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:50,298 I couldn't have done the vet visit 1007 00:50:50,298 --> 00:50:52,633 without somebody else there helping me stay focused, 1008 00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:54,051 even if it was you. 1009 00:50:54,677 --> 00:50:55,970 Thanks. I think. 1010 00:50:56,554 --> 00:51:00,349 And I've been reading online about the mother's emotional well-being 1011 00:51:00,349 --> 00:51:02,560 during the pregnancy and how it can affect the puppies. 1012 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:06,439 And, I mean, look how happy they are together, so... 1013 00:51:07,523 --> 00:51:12,236 I don't know, what if we, as friends, got them together for a few playdates? 1014 00:51:12,236 --> 00:51:13,321 Just until the delivery? 1015 00:51:13,321 --> 00:51:16,449 And, I don't know, we can just, like, drop them off somewhere. 1016 00:51:16,449 --> 00:51:19,285 I definitely do not want you sticking around my place. 1017 00:51:19,285 --> 00:51:20,953 Well, yeah, I don't want you at my place either. 1018 00:51:20,953 --> 00:51:22,288 Okay, cool, great. 1019 00:51:22,288 --> 00:51:25,374 Then we can choose some place neutral to let them meet up. 1020 00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:26,626 Does that work for you? 1021 00:51:26,626 --> 00:51:29,462 I mean, I guess we'll be doing it for the kids, right? 1022 00:51:31,631 --> 00:51:35,051 You don't deliver the puppies. Mom does. 1023 00:51:35,051 --> 00:51:38,054 Nature takes absolute control of everything 1024 00:51:38,054 --> 00:51:40,848 and it all runs smoothly. But... 1025 00:51:54,737 --> 00:51:56,656 It's nice to get that cone off, huh? 1026 00:51:56,656 --> 00:51:58,157 That thing sucked. 1027 00:51:58,908 --> 00:52:00,493 - Hi. Sorry. - Hey. 1028 00:52:00,493 --> 00:52:02,995 We, uh, we got a little lost. Um... 1029 00:52:02,995 --> 00:52:05,039 - I've never been here before, so... - Oh. 1030 00:52:05,039 --> 00:52:07,959 Hi, Chloe. Oh, she's getting hefty. 1031 00:52:07,959 --> 00:52:09,377 Hefty girl. 1032 00:52:09,377 --> 00:52:12,588 Wait, you've lived here your entire life and you've never been to Discovery Park? 1033 00:52:12,588 --> 00:52:14,590 How is that even possible? 1034 00:52:14,590 --> 00:52:17,134 Strangers, bacteria, wild animals. 1035 00:52:17,134 --> 00:52:21,097 But I brought a first-aid kit and bear repellent, non-toxic. 1036 00:52:21,097 --> 00:52:23,558 - Very prepared. All right. - Yeah, I try to be prepared. 1037 00:52:23,558 --> 00:52:25,726 I take it you're not a big hiker then, huh? 1038 00:52:25,726 --> 00:52:26,894 No, I can hang. 1039 00:52:29,355 --> 00:52:30,523 Nice cardigan. 1040 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,610 Thanks. I didn't know I was supposed to dress like Danny Zuko. 1041 00:52:35,945 --> 00:52:37,405 This is amazing. 1042 00:52:38,114 --> 00:52:41,534 I could just sit here and chill. 1043 00:52:42,243 --> 00:52:45,329 Yeah. It's my thinking spot. 1044 00:52:45,329 --> 00:52:47,164 It gives me good vibes. 1045 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:49,917 Well, thanks for sharing your spot with me... us. 1046 00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:53,921 You're welcome. 1047 00:52:57,717 --> 00:52:59,510 - Oh, shit. - What? 1048 00:53:00,428 --> 00:53:02,805 I just finished all my water and I forgot to bring them some. 1049 00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:04,181 Oh. 1050 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:06,893 I swear, I'm such a selfish asshole sometimes. 1051 00:53:06,893 --> 00:53:08,895 No, you're not. Here, I got it. 1052 00:53:09,979 --> 00:53:12,857 - Got it. It's BPA-free, don't worry. - Oh. 1053 00:53:13,649 --> 00:53:15,651 Of course. I could only assume. 1054 00:53:15,651 --> 00:53:18,070 Here you go, guys! Here you go. 1055 00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:36,923 Shit, what am I gonna do? 1056 00:53:41,636 --> 00:53:44,972 Okay, make sure you behave yourself. He's doing us a big favor. 1057 00:53:44,972 --> 00:53:47,141 - Okay. 1058 00:53:48,267 --> 00:53:49,435 - Hey. - Hey. 1059 00:53:49,435 --> 00:53:51,479 Hi. Okay, come on in. 1060 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,815 Um, I'm gonna need you to put this on, if that's... 1061 00:53:56,442 --> 00:53:57,985 - Really? - Yeah, just in the house. 1062 00:53:58,569 --> 00:53:59,779 - Okay. - Sorry. 1063 00:53:59,779 --> 00:54:01,781 - Do it quickly, if that's okay. 1064 00:54:05,868 --> 00:54:08,621 I'm just kidding. You don't have to wear that. 1065 00:54:09,372 --> 00:54:10,373 You don't have to wear that. 1066 00:54:10,373 --> 00:54:13,417 Would've been reasonably funny if I weren't being threatened with eviction. 1067 00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:15,503 - Yeah, no. - They gave me two days... 1068 00:54:15,503 --> 00:54:17,630 You are gonna have to take your shoes off though. For real. 1069 00:54:17,630 --> 00:54:19,590 - They gave me two days to decide. - Yeah. 1070 00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:21,884 Me or Channing has to go. 1071 00:54:21,884 --> 00:54:25,388 And I'm really sorry, I just need a little more time to figure out where to move. 1072 00:54:25,388 --> 00:54:28,891 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Thank you for letting him stay. 1073 00:54:28,891 --> 00:54:32,853 Yeah, I mean, it's a big step for me, but it's what's best right now. 1074 00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:35,439 - You know, for both of them, so... - Whoa. 1075 00:54:35,439 --> 00:54:36,774 Just gonna have to... What? 1076 00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:38,609 Wait, is this really from The Godfather? 1077 00:54:38,609 --> 00:54:40,277 Uh, well, technically it is, but... 1078 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:42,196 That is my all-time favorite movie. 1079 00:54:42,196 --> 00:54:45,241 - Which part? - Not Part III, that's for damn sure. 1080 00:54:45,241 --> 00:54:47,535 - Yeah. Wait, don't touch it! - Jeez! 1081 00:54:47,535 --> 00:54:49,870 - I'm sorry. I just... - I didn't. Just... 1082 00:54:49,870 --> 00:54:51,288 - You were going to. - Oh. 1083 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:52,415 Oh, oh, oh. 1084 00:54:52,415 --> 00:54:53,499 Yeah? 1085 00:54:53,499 --> 00:54:57,253 Will you hook this up to your Wi-Fi for me? 1086 00:54:57,253 --> 00:54:59,005 Just so I can make sure he's okay. 1087 00:54:59,005 --> 00:55:00,589 Uh, well, I can't let you on my network. 1088 00:55:01,215 --> 00:55:02,216 Why? 1089 00:55:02,216 --> 00:55:03,884 I'd have to give you my password. 1090 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,888 - And what if you see me in my underwear? - Mm. That is not a vision that I need. 1091 00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:09,932 Just please hook it up, just at night. 1092 00:55:10,516 --> 00:55:12,643 Anything else of mine you'd like to take over? 1093 00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:15,980 Channing is used to his things, so this will just... 1094 00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:17,815 - Well, it doesn't have to... - ... get him acclimated. 1095 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:20,276 - He likes them spread out? - Wait, where is Channing? 1096 00:55:20,276 --> 00:55:22,486 - I don't know. - Ooh, I bet he's marking. 1097 00:55:22,486 --> 00:55:23,946 You don't think he is, do you? 1098 00:55:41,964 --> 00:55:43,466 Really? 1099 00:55:46,886 --> 00:55:48,345 What happened? Is he okay? 1100 00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:50,848 Do you want to just come over and sleep on the couch? 1101 00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:52,183 Really? Are you sure? 1102 00:55:52,183 --> 00:55:54,310 Yes, he misses you. 1103 00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:07,990 - Hey. - Hi. 1104 00:56:07,990 --> 00:56:11,077 We're having a little family cuddle. Aren't we? 1105 00:56:14,789 --> 00:56:16,415 What's happening? 1106 00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:18,209 Right. Well, 1107 00:56:18,834 --> 00:56:20,544 I went to the Fremont Sunday Flea this morning 1108 00:56:20,544 --> 00:56:22,004 and I found all this great stuff. 1109 00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:23,964 What... Okay. Yeah, um... 1110 00:56:24,507 --> 00:56:26,425 Uh, why is it here? 1111 00:56:26,425 --> 00:56:28,135 It's for the house that I'm staging. 1112 00:56:28,135 --> 00:56:30,930 This way I don't have to keep going back and forth from my place. 1113 00:56:30,930 --> 00:56:32,139 It's just for a couple of days. 1114 00:56:34,683 --> 00:56:38,312 But look, there's a path. I mean, it's a little zig-zag-y, but... 1115 00:56:38,312 --> 00:56:40,981 - "Zig-zag-y" isn't a word. - Why are you freaking out? 1116 00:56:40,981 --> 00:56:43,901 - You've disrupted my apartment. - What does that mean exactly? 1117 00:56:43,901 --> 00:56:47,780 I don't like junk all over my apartment. Or people. 1118 00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:50,324 - Um, I... I can't be... I'm gonna... - Okay. 1119 00:56:50,324 --> 00:56:51,700 Chloe? Chloe, come on. 1120 00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:53,410 Chloe, we're gonna... 1121 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:55,079 I, um... Yeah, I'm just gonna... 1122 00:56:56,372 --> 00:56:57,540 Chloe, come on. 1123 00:57:00,084 --> 00:57:02,211 Oh, my God. What just happened? 1124 00:57:02,211 --> 00:57:05,089 I mean, am I crazy? Am I being unreasonable? 1125 00:57:05,089 --> 00:57:06,632 I feel like she's being pretty inconsiderate. 1126 00:57:06,632 --> 00:57:10,261 Who brings a bunch of garbage to somebody else's apartment? 1127 00:57:10,261 --> 00:57:12,471 It's unbelievable. 1128 00:57:15,141 --> 00:57:17,143 I mean, I know I have some issues. 1129 00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:27,987 Hey, look, thanks for listening. 1130 00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:31,407 All right. 1131 00:57:31,407 --> 00:57:33,617 Sometimes I just freak out. You know? I just... 1132 00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:41,333 Listen, I'm gonna get out of your space. 1133 00:57:41,333 --> 00:57:42,543 Hey, Nicole, I... 1134 00:57:42,543 --> 00:57:44,795 This was a really, really bad idea. 1135 00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:46,672 I've messaged some other friends to see if they can take him. 1136 00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:47,798 Nicole... 1137 00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:50,634 I am sorry. 1138 00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:51,802 Um... 1139 00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:56,348 I have my own issues and I'm trying to work on them. 1140 00:57:56,348 --> 00:58:00,186 - Oh. So it's not all me? - That's what I'm trying to say. 1141 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,607 I know rules aren't really your thing, but, 1142 00:58:04,607 --> 00:58:09,028 for me, they're how I get through the day, so... 1143 00:58:09,028 --> 00:58:11,822 Why do you think you worry so much? 1144 00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:14,408 I don't know. I guess I've always just kind of been a worrier. 1145 00:58:14,408 --> 00:58:16,035 Even when you were a kid? 1146 00:58:16,035 --> 00:58:20,706 I used to drive my parents crazy with all my thoughts of bad shit. 1147 00:58:21,916 --> 00:58:24,960 It's created a bit of loneliness. 1148 00:58:25,461 --> 00:58:28,797 Yeah, and then I chose to pursue music, which was stupid 1149 00:58:28,797 --> 00:58:31,425 because, you know, it sets you up for a lot of judgment. 1150 00:58:31,425 --> 00:58:33,302 - And people really do judge. - Yeah. 1151 00:58:33,302 --> 00:58:35,304 Um... 1152 00:58:35,304 --> 00:58:37,848 So, yeah, that kind of messed with my whole confidence thing. 1153 00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:40,017 - Yeah, I bet. - Yeah. 1154 00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:42,436 Then I met a girl who, uh... 1155 00:58:44,063 --> 00:58:46,190 didn't really care about my issues. 1156 00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:50,527 She seemed to love me for who I was, which was cool. 1157 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:52,196 Really cool, in fact. 1158 00:58:52,196 --> 00:58:56,158 And I was, um... I was gonna propose to her. 1159 00:58:56,158 --> 00:58:57,952 - Oh, wow! - Mm-hmm. 1160 00:58:58,953 --> 00:59:01,789 Until I got COVID. 1161 00:59:02,790 --> 00:59:05,042 Fr... Um, from her. 1162 00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:09,129 - Okay. - Which she got from a dude. 1163 00:59:09,129 --> 00:59:10,631 Oh. 1164 00:59:10,631 --> 00:59:13,050 - Oh, no! She was cheating on you? - Yeah. 1165 00:59:13,634 --> 00:59:18,389 So, you know, I quarantined, um, solo for, like, two years. 1166 00:59:18,389 --> 00:59:20,724 But I actually really liked being alone, you know? 1167 00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:23,310 I'm better off by myself, I've realized. 1168 00:59:23,310 --> 00:59:28,691 But it, you know, perhaps explains my, uh, lameness. 1169 00:59:28,691 --> 00:59:29,900 Max. 1170 00:59:30,693 --> 00:59:33,529 Hey, I do not think you're lame. 1171 00:59:34,697 --> 00:59:36,031 Seriously, at all. 1172 00:59:36,031 --> 00:59:38,993 I'm actually really enjoying getting to know you. 1173 00:59:38,993 --> 00:59:40,244 Seriously. 1174 00:59:43,956 --> 00:59:45,499 And I will... Oh. 1175 00:59:46,667 --> 00:59:48,877 - Oh, my God. I... - I'm sorry. 1176 00:59:48,877 --> 00:59:50,879 - No, I thought... - No, I... 1177 00:59:50,879 --> 00:59:53,132 - Sorry, I was trying to lean... - No, I'm sorry. 1178 00:59:53,132 --> 00:59:54,216 - Don't be sorry. - Why would you say sorry? 1179 00:59:54,216 --> 00:59:56,343 - I just kissed your chin. - Yeah, it's... 1180 00:59:56,343 --> 00:59:57,428 I should... 1181 01:00:08,772 --> 01:00:12,401 Look, I'm sorry for taking over your sanctuary. 1182 01:00:12,401 --> 01:00:14,153 - No, look... - Seriously, Max. 1183 01:00:14,153 --> 01:00:16,447 It's really nice that you're letting me stay here 1184 01:00:16,447 --> 01:00:19,283 and I will sign a new apartment lease right after the puppies arrive. 1185 01:00:19,283 --> 01:00:22,786 And I can even, you know, help out around the house. 1186 01:00:22,786 --> 01:00:23,996 I can cook. 1187 01:00:23,996 --> 01:00:26,081 - That's okay. - Okay, probably for the best. 1188 01:00:26,081 --> 01:00:27,458 Um... 1189 01:00:27,458 --> 01:00:30,627 Okay. Yeah, um, all right, offer accepted. 1190 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:31,712 Great. 1191 01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:41,096 What the fuck? Where the fuck are the towels? 1192 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:43,724 Oh, my God. Where are the towels? 1193 01:00:46,101 --> 01:00:47,353 What the hell has she done with them? 1194 01:00:47,353 --> 01:00:48,687 Oh, my God! 1195 01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:51,023 What? What? 1196 01:00:51,023 --> 01:00:52,858 Get out! What... Get out! 1197 01:00:52,858 --> 01:00:53,942 Okay! 1198 01:00:54,777 --> 01:00:56,612 Lock the door next time, dude. 1199 01:00:56,612 --> 01:00:59,198 - Close the goddamn door! - What did you say? 1200 01:00:59,198 --> 01:01:00,574 - Yeah? - No, no. Go! 1201 01:01:00,574 --> 01:01:03,410 - Oh. You are so confusing. - Go. 1202 01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:08,374 Goddamn it. Okay, guys. Come on, dogs. Go, go! Out. 1203 01:01:08,374 --> 01:01:10,334 - Come on. Out, out. 1204 01:01:10,334 --> 01:01:11,585 Go. 1205 01:01:12,628 --> 01:01:15,923 God. For fuck's sake. 1206 01:01:17,841 --> 01:01:19,551 - Hey, Max? - What? 1207 01:01:21,053 --> 01:01:22,429 Not bad. 1208 01:01:30,437 --> 01:01:31,438 Okay, guys. 1209 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:33,732 Ready? 1210 01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:37,861 No preservatives or fillers or anything artificial. 1211 01:01:41,782 --> 01:01:43,409 That's, like, really good. 1212 01:01:44,910 --> 01:01:48,705 No, this is silly. Look. Channing and Chloe. 1213 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:52,793 No, I mean, it's good... I mean, all your art is awesome. 1214 01:01:53,502 --> 01:01:55,087 You ever think about doing it professionally? 1215 01:01:55,796 --> 01:01:57,673 You ever think about doing that professionally? 1216 01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,890 Okay, I'm retreating now. 1217 01:02:42,134 --> 01:02:44,887 Okay, okay. All right, all right, all right. 1218 01:02:44,887 --> 01:02:45,971 I get it. 1219 01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:49,641 I wanted to go U-Dub for art and design, 1220 01:02:49,641 --> 01:02:53,604 but my dad got sick, so I didn't, and then he died, and now I'm here. 1221 01:02:55,898 --> 01:02:56,899 Okay. 1222 01:02:58,567 --> 01:02:59,568 Okay. 1223 01:03:00,319 --> 01:03:01,987 Thanks for telling me that. 1224 01:03:06,158 --> 01:03:09,161 I showed you mine. Play me a real song. 1225 01:03:09,328 --> 01:03:11,079 No, that's not gonna happen. 1226 01:03:11,079 --> 01:03:12,456 I'm turning it off, actually. 1227 01:03:12,456 --> 01:03:13,540 Thank you very much. 1228 01:03:15,876 --> 01:03:18,670 - Hey, I really like your tone, though. - Shut up. 1229 01:03:18,670 --> 01:03:20,172 Shuffling the deck. 1230 01:03:20,172 --> 01:03:21,798 - Everyone has their card locked in. - No cheating! 1231 01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:23,300 No cheating. Okay? 1232 01:03:25,427 --> 01:03:29,014 - I have not altered the deck of cards. - Don't do any funny business. 1233 01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:30,474 A little bit of magic. 1234 01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:33,560 Was this your card? 1235 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,145 - No way! 1236 01:03:35,145 --> 01:03:36,355 - It was, huh? 1237 01:03:36,355 --> 01:03:37,940 How did you do that? 1238 01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:39,691 That's crazy. 1239 01:03:39,691 --> 01:03:41,360 Blew your mind, Chloe. 1240 01:03:58,252 --> 01:03:59,253 Uh-uh. 1241 01:04:00,504 --> 01:04:01,547 Really? 1242 01:04:04,633 --> 01:04:05,842 Just put it in. 1243 01:04:16,895 --> 01:04:18,772 You should check out the classes we offer. 1244 01:04:19,565 --> 01:04:21,650 Wait. Lamaze for dogs? 1245 01:04:40,836 --> 01:04:42,713 - Oh, my God! - Whoo! 1246 01:04:42,713 --> 01:04:46,967 Just put it in your mouth. Just put it in your mouth! 1247 01:04:54,850 --> 01:04:56,977 Oh, my God! It worked! Oh, my God! 1248 01:04:56,977 --> 01:04:59,688 - Ah! - Did you get it? Did you get it? 1249 01:04:59,688 --> 01:05:00,897 I got it. I got it. Got it. Got it. 1250 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:02,441 - I got it. - Good job, guys! 1251 01:05:02,441 --> 01:05:03,525 Mine is good. 1252 01:05:33,055 --> 01:05:34,222 Happy to see you, man. 1253 01:05:34,222 --> 01:05:35,599 - How are you feeling? - Yeah, good. 1254 01:05:35,599 --> 01:05:36,850 - All right? - Yeah. 1255 01:05:39,227 --> 01:05:40,562 I wasn't gonna fire you. 1256 01:05:55,661 --> 01:05:57,579 - Okay. - Aw, good boy! 1257 01:05:57,746 --> 01:05:59,581 Good boy! Did you... 1258 01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:01,416 - Oh, wait. Did you... Oh! - Okay. 1259 01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:02,626 Oh, my God. 1260 01:06:02,626 --> 01:06:06,755 - How does this even happen? - Hold on. I got it. I got it. I got it. 1261 01:06:06,755 --> 01:06:09,466 Okay. Hold on, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. 1262 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:10,634 Okay, okay. 1263 01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:11,718 I... 1264 01:06:11,718 --> 01:06:13,595 - Sorry. It's... - It's okay. 1265 01:06:13,762 --> 01:06:16,223 - Okay. 1266 01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,772 - Oh. 1267 01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:27,067 Crap, we're gonna be late. 1268 01:06:27,067 --> 01:06:29,611 Time to go to our class full of dog people. 1269 01:06:29,611 --> 01:06:30,737 Mm, all right. 1270 01:06:31,279 --> 01:06:33,407 Wait. Are you... 1271 01:06:33,407 --> 01:06:36,243 You're sure that that won't make you anxious? 1272 01:06:38,286 --> 01:06:39,871 No, I think I'm good. 1273 01:06:49,923 --> 01:06:55,929 Hello, and welcome to your first Doggie Lamaze session. 1274 01:06:57,097 --> 01:07:00,475 When I say, "Who let the dogs out?" 1275 01:07:00,475 --> 01:07:03,937 you say, "Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!" 1276 01:07:04,104 --> 01:07:05,230 This is insane. 1277 01:07:05,230 --> 01:07:07,315 - I love it. - Who let the dogs out? 1278 01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:10,485 Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff! 1279 01:07:10,485 --> 01:07:12,279 I think we can do better than that. 1280 01:07:12,279 --> 01:07:15,031 - Let's get on all fours. - Wait, what? 1281 01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:16,783 I'm not doing it. 1282 01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:18,493 Who let the dogs out? 1283 01:07:18,493 --> 01:07:21,496 Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff! 1284 01:07:21,496 --> 01:07:27,127 Yes! See, dogs feed on our enthusiasm. 1285 01:07:27,127 --> 01:07:30,839 So we want to show them a lot of positive energy. 1286 01:07:30,839 --> 01:07:35,677 We're gonna start today's class by doing a bit of role play. 1287 01:07:35,677 --> 01:07:37,095 - Okay? - Fuck off. 1288 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:42,434 Can one grandparent please adopt the female urination stance? 1289 01:07:42,434 --> 01:07:45,604 Now, this is a common position 1290 01:07:45,604 --> 01:07:50,025 that a bitch will adopt during contractions. 1291 01:07:50,025 --> 01:07:51,193 Okay? 1292 01:07:51,193 --> 01:07:53,320 There. Good. 1293 01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:55,572 I'm gonna go around and check everyone out, okay? 1294 01:07:55,572 --> 01:07:58,700 - Quick. You're gonna fall behind. Get up. - Okay, all right. 1295 01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:02,037 Okay. Oh, I almost stepped on your bitch. 1296 01:08:02,037 --> 01:08:06,082 Oh, well, what a nice couple you are. 1297 01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:08,001 - Oh, no. We're... - Oh, no, we're not a couple. 1298 01:08:08,001 --> 01:08:09,085 All right. 1299 01:08:11,129 --> 01:08:13,215 - How does that feel? - It feels great. 1300 01:08:13,215 --> 01:08:15,550 Mm-hmm. Okay. 1301 01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:19,971 A gentle ear rub and panting encouragement 1302 01:08:19,971 --> 01:08:22,641 when a bitch is having contractions 1303 01:08:22,641 --> 01:08:25,852 can really help calm a laboring bitch. 1304 01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:28,271 So let's all pant together, okay? 1305 01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:36,196 - Yes. - Yeah. 1306 01:08:36,196 --> 01:08:38,114 See how he's doing over here? 1307 01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:40,742 How are you guys doing? Good job. 1308 01:08:40,742 --> 01:08:44,955 Ma'am, you need to get your crotch lower to the floor. All right. 1309 01:08:44,955 --> 01:08:47,207 I mean, she said you were being a good bitch. 1310 01:08:47,207 --> 01:08:48,834 - Let's try it again. - Uh-uh. 1311 01:08:48,834 --> 01:08:52,128 Did she have to use the word "bitch" so much? 1312 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:54,005 You know what, I actually learned something, though. 1313 01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:55,966 Oh, yeah? We learned something? 1314 01:08:55,966 --> 01:08:59,052 I mean, Nicole, she was dry-humping my leg 1315 01:08:59,052 --> 01:09:01,596 and breathing into my face, asking me to... 1316 01:09:01,596 --> 01:09:05,183 - Heel, heel, heel, heel, heel, heel. - Okay, you're not even listening. 1317 01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:06,268 Halt. 1318 01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:08,353 Socialize. 1319 01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:14,234 - Rescue? - Uh, yeah. 1320 01:09:15,193 --> 01:09:16,194 Really? 1321 01:09:16,903 --> 01:09:18,363 Yes, really. Yeah, really. 1322 01:09:18,363 --> 01:09:20,699 Why'd you stutter? Are you lying? 1323 01:09:20,699 --> 01:09:22,033 What? No. 1324 01:09:22,033 --> 01:09:23,785 You don't look like a rescuer. 1325 01:09:23,785 --> 01:09:26,288 What does a rescuer... I mean, I assure you, she is a rescue. 1326 01:09:26,288 --> 01:09:27,747 She better be. 1327 01:09:27,747 --> 01:09:30,083 Hey! What's going on here? 1328 01:09:30,083 --> 01:09:33,503 - This man is a breeder. - Who are you calling a breeder? 1329 01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:36,006 Listen, lady. Back off! 1330 01:09:36,006 --> 01:09:37,340 Jesus. 1331 01:09:40,051 --> 01:09:41,887 A dog's for life, not just for Christmas. 1332 01:09:41,887 --> 01:09:45,181 Yeah, we know. It's fucking September. 1333 01:09:46,474 --> 01:09:49,811 - That was amazing. - Yeah, well, we're a pack, right? 1334 01:09:49,811 --> 01:09:54,274 This week has been crazy, but in a good way. In a good way. 1335 01:09:54,274 --> 01:09:56,943 So, are you excited to be a dad? You're gonna do so great. 1336 01:09:56,943 --> 01:10:02,490 Hey, thank you so much for today. That was so fun and so weird. 1337 01:10:02,490 --> 01:10:05,160 Yeah, and thank you. It was a blast. 1338 01:10:18,298 --> 01:10:19,382 Hey. 1339 01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:21,885 Whoa. 1340 01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:26,765 - What? - You just... You look really, uh, good. 1341 01:10:26,765 --> 01:10:28,058 Thanks. 1342 01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:33,897 Do you want to go out? 1343 01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:36,942 Yeah, right. 1344 01:10:36,942 --> 01:10:39,486 No, come on. It'll be fun. 1345 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:42,072 Are you... Just you and me? 1346 01:10:43,323 --> 01:10:44,449 Uh... 1347 01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:48,495 No, no, no. I'm going to meet Shay. 1348 01:10:48,495 --> 01:10:49,704 - Oh. - Um... 1349 01:10:49,704 --> 01:10:52,999 And Naomi, I think, later, so I just, um... 1350 01:10:52,999 --> 01:10:55,877 Just didn't want to exclude you if you wanted to come out with us. 1351 01:10:55,877 --> 01:10:58,046 Just... No. At a bar? 1352 01:10:58,046 --> 01:10:59,339 Yeah. 1353 01:10:59,339 --> 01:11:02,008 - Yeah, no, thanks. Um... - Come on, it'll be fun. 1354 01:11:02,008 --> 01:11:04,469 Somebody's gotta walk the dogs. 1355 01:11:04,469 --> 01:11:05,553 Um... 1356 01:11:05,553 --> 01:11:09,349 No, just not tonight. I mean, actually I have other plans. 1357 01:11:09,349 --> 01:11:11,476 - I've got some plans, so... - Oh. 1358 01:11:12,769 --> 01:11:14,562 Other plans. Okay. 1359 01:11:14,562 --> 01:11:17,899 - I sometimes have plans too. - Yeah, I get it. 1360 01:11:18,441 --> 01:11:20,860 You've got plans. Have fun with your plans. 1361 01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:24,197 I will. They're real plans. 1362 01:11:24,823 --> 01:11:26,282 Okay, my friend. 1363 01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,909 Stop saying the word "plans." 1364 01:11:27,909 --> 01:11:30,203 I'll be back later and I'll walk the dogs. 1365 01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:37,210 - Thank you for hanging last minute. - Of course, babe. 1366 01:11:37,210 --> 01:11:39,754 I can't believe that hermit dude turned down this dime-piece. 1367 01:11:39,754 --> 01:11:41,297 - He's not a hermit. - His loss. 1368 01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:42,382 He's not. 1369 01:11:44,092 --> 01:11:46,803 Oh, my God. Oh, God. 1370 01:11:47,512 --> 01:11:49,055 What are you doing? 1371 01:11:49,055 --> 01:11:51,599 - Hunter Fosterini just walked in. - Yeah, yeah, I know. 1372 01:11:51,599 --> 01:11:53,435 I saw he texted while you were in the bathroom, 1373 01:11:53,435 --> 01:11:55,270 so I responded with your location. 1374 01:11:55,270 --> 01:11:56,980 Goddamn it, Shay, why? 1375 01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:59,315 I thought you'd want a rebound beard since you were rejected. 1376 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:00,859 Well, I don't. 1377 01:12:00,859 --> 01:12:02,819 Really? You've changed. 1378 01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:05,697 - That's awesome, Nic. Oh! Oh, oh. - Hide me. Hide me. Hide me. Hide me. 1379 01:12:05,697 --> 01:12:07,240 - Please! - Okay. Uh, I don't... 1380 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:09,367 Ding dong! 1381 01:12:10,452 --> 01:12:11,661 Hi! 1382 01:12:11,661 --> 01:12:13,872 Hey, Nicole. Yo! 1383 01:12:13,872 --> 01:12:15,832 - Hey. - How are you? 1384 01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:16,916 Are you good? 1385 01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:19,085 No, Nicole. I am not good. 1386 01:12:19,085 --> 01:12:21,296 As you know, I put my house on the market this week. 1387 01:12:21,296 --> 01:12:22,630 - Yeah. - And it sold. 1388 01:12:22,630 --> 01:12:26,009 For 500,000 over asking, all Ethereum. 1389 01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:28,845 So, no. No, Nicole. I am not good. 1390 01:12:28,845 --> 01:12:32,724 I'm fricking fantastic! You did amazing! 1391 01:12:32,724 --> 01:12:35,143 A drink for everybody! Tequila, eh? 1392 01:12:39,189 --> 01:12:40,565 Ah. Ugh! 1393 01:12:40,565 --> 01:12:44,027 It went up my nose! 1394 01:13:07,592 --> 01:13:08,802 You're so good. 1395 01:13:16,226 --> 01:13:17,435 Whoo! 1396 01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:21,314 - So, are you from here? - Huh? 1397 01:13:21,314 --> 01:13:23,399 - Are you from here? - Ah. 1398 01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:25,485 Is your family here? They live here? 1399 01:13:25,485 --> 01:13:27,987 - You're funny. I like funny. - I'm funny? 1400 01:13:27,987 --> 01:13:29,656 You're funny, yes. 1401 01:13:29,656 --> 01:13:31,866 How'd you get to be so chill? 1402 01:13:32,909 --> 01:13:34,077 - What? - Plus, I, uh... 1403 01:13:36,246 --> 01:13:37,831 - What? I don't... - Bellissima. 1404 01:13:37,831 --> 01:13:38,957 Oh. 1405 01:13:38,957 --> 01:13:40,458 Beautiful. 1406 01:13:43,253 --> 01:13:46,965 - Mm. - Oh. Oh, oh. Okay. 1407 01:13:48,174 --> 01:13:50,677 - Shh. 1408 01:13:50,677 --> 01:13:53,805 - Please be quiet. Don't touch anything. - Shh. Shh. 1409 01:13:53,805 --> 01:13:56,432 It's tiny. 1410 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:57,851 It's charming. 1411 01:13:57,851 --> 01:13:59,269 - Okay, I'm gonna walk the dogs. - Charming. 1412 01:13:59,269 --> 01:14:01,855 - All right. - Ah, look, like, little dogs! 1413 01:14:01,855 --> 01:14:03,940 Shh. Please don't touch anything. 1414 01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:05,358 - No, no, no. 1415 01:14:05,358 --> 01:14:06,901 Please. No touching. Shh. 1416 01:14:11,406 --> 01:14:13,449 Who is this? What's... 1417 01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:14,576 Hey. 1418 01:14:15,201 --> 01:14:18,955 Uh, this is Hunter. 1419 01:14:18,955 --> 01:14:20,498 I'm her boss. 1420 01:14:21,541 --> 01:14:23,710 - Who are you? - I live here. 1421 01:14:23,710 --> 01:14:26,880 This is Max. He's my... roommate. 1422 01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:29,299 Ah, cute. Roommates. 1423 01:14:29,299 --> 01:14:31,926 Eh, a little small for a roommate. 1424 01:14:31,926 --> 01:14:33,428 - Oh! - Oh. 1425 01:14:33,428 --> 01:14:35,096 Hey. Hey, no, no, no, no, no! 1426 01:14:35,096 --> 01:14:37,473 - I think I broke a tooth! - Give that to me. 1427 01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:39,601 - Relax. - Those are collectibles, man! 1428 01:14:39,601 --> 01:14:43,354 - So I'll buy you a new one. - Buy me a new... 1429 01:14:43,354 --> 01:14:45,064 Can I talk to you for a second in privacy, please? 1430 01:14:45,064 --> 01:14:46,983 Yeah. Oh, my... Jesus. 1431 01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:49,027 Relax. I'll buy you 10, 20. 1432 01:14:49,027 --> 01:14:51,779 Who is this douchebag? Did you seriously bring a guy back here? 1433 01:14:51,779 --> 01:14:53,615 I said that I was gonna walk the dogs tonight. 1434 01:14:53,615 --> 01:14:54,782 I'm just trying to help out. 1435 01:14:54,782 --> 01:14:57,785 You're trying to help by bringing Italian Fabio back to the house? 1436 01:14:57,785 --> 01:15:00,163 Yeah. He's the CEO of Crypt-Yo. 1437 01:15:00,163 --> 01:15:01,581 What the fuck is Crypt-Yo? 1438 01:15:01,581 --> 01:15:03,750 It's the house that I'm staging. It's really important to me. 1439 01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:05,210 You're staging a house for this mother... 1440 01:15:05,210 --> 01:15:06,669 - Hey! No! 1441 01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:08,796 Hey. Give that back to me right now! 1442 01:15:08,796 --> 01:15:11,257 You can't buy me a new one. It's irreplaceable, you dick! 1443 01:15:11,257 --> 01:15:13,927 Do... Give it to me. Oh, my God. 1444 01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:18,223 Max, I'm really sorry. Oh, please don't touch the dogs. 1445 01:15:18,223 --> 01:15:20,225 - Hey, no, no, no, no. - Oh, little puppy! 1446 01:15:20,225 --> 01:15:22,435 Do not fuck with my dog, okay? 1447 01:15:22,435 --> 01:15:27,357 Bro, sit the fuck down or I'm gonna give you a spanking like a little baby. 1448 01:15:27,357 --> 01:15:29,067 - Can we just... Let's not. 1449 01:15:29,067 --> 01:15:30,944 - Oh! 1450 01:15:30,944 --> 01:15:32,320 Ah. 1451 01:15:33,863 --> 01:15:37,325 - You like that? Huh? 1452 01:15:37,325 --> 01:15:40,453 Jerker. You want it, huh? 1453 01:15:40,453 --> 01:15:44,457 Bitch pig, huh? Spunk... Spunk man, huh? 1454 01:15:44,457 --> 01:15:46,167 Spunk? 1455 01:15:46,167 --> 01:15:47,710 - Huh? - Hi-yah! 1456 01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:48,878 Jesus. 1457 01:15:51,172 --> 01:15:53,091 - Hunter. - Come on, bring it! Come on. 1458 01:15:53,091 --> 01:15:55,260 Hunter, this is so weird. 1459 01:15:55,260 --> 01:15:58,346 I think you need to go. Like, it's really time to leave. 1460 01:15:58,346 --> 01:15:59,597 It's time to go, Hunter. 1461 01:15:59,597 --> 01:16:01,391 Good luck with, uh... 1462 01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:03,726 This. 1463 01:16:07,689 --> 01:16:10,233 Whoo! Whoo! 1464 01:16:11,401 --> 01:16:13,569 Max, I am so sorry. 1465 01:16:14,612 --> 01:16:16,698 Everywhere you go, chaos just follows you. 1466 01:16:16,698 --> 01:16:17,824 Chaos? 1467 01:16:17,824 --> 01:16:18,908 What do you mean? 1468 01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:22,036 Like the things that come with having a life outside of your own apartment? 1469 01:16:22,036 --> 01:16:24,622 Not just reading other people's Yelp reviews. 1470 01:16:25,581 --> 01:16:28,751 You left a bowl of disgusting old milk and cereal in the bathroom. 1471 01:16:28,751 --> 01:16:31,754 Who eats any kind of food in the bathroom, let alone cereal? 1472 01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:33,673 - What are you talking about? 1473 01:16:33,673 --> 01:16:37,468 Okay, okay, but if we're on the topic of bathrooms, do you know what you do? 1474 01:16:37,468 --> 01:16:40,638 You go in the bathroom, and then you spray that little lavender spritz... 1475 01:16:40,638 --> 01:16:41,723 Yeah. 1476 01:16:41,723 --> 01:16:43,766 and it's a dead giveaway for what just happened in there. 1477 01:16:43,766 --> 01:16:45,977 - Oh, it's called being considerate. - Okay. 1478 01:16:45,977 --> 01:16:50,273 And B, you are incapable of turning off a light switch after you've been in a room. 1479 01:16:50,273 --> 01:16:51,816 Okay, cool. That's really fucking cool! 1480 01:16:51,816 --> 01:16:53,526 - No, it's not fucking cool. - All right, you know what else... 1481 01:16:53,526 --> 01:16:54,652 - It's fucked up 'cause it's wasteful. - You know what else that you do 1482 01:16:54,652 --> 01:16:56,446 - that just is infuriating? - What? What? 1483 01:16:56,446 --> 01:16:58,448 The way that you delicately sip. 1484 01:16:58,448 --> 01:17:00,908 - It makes my skin crawl. - I don't even... 1485 01:17:00,908 --> 01:17:02,535 I'm sorry, so I should just chug 1486 01:17:02,535 --> 01:17:04,620 every drink that's ever put in front of me like you 1487 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:07,415 so I can get trashed and hook up with dirty strangers? 1488 01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:10,585 Like me? 1489 01:17:10,585 --> 01:17:12,837 Max, you are such a pathetic loser. 1490 01:17:16,591 --> 01:17:20,219 Well, I'd rather be a loser than a closed-off, selfish asshole. 1491 01:17:22,430 --> 01:17:23,431 Wow. 1492 01:17:30,355 --> 01:17:32,106 - Where's Chloe? - I... I don't know. 1493 01:17:32,106 --> 01:17:34,609 - Chloe? - Oh, my... Where's Chloe? 1494 01:17:34,609 --> 01:17:36,361 - I don't... What... - Oh, my God. 1495 01:17:36,361 --> 01:17:37,987 - Chloe? - Are you fucking... 1496 01:17:37,987 --> 01:17:39,155 - Chloe? - Jesus. 1497 01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:40,573 Wait, I'm gonna come with you. 1498 01:17:40,573 --> 01:17:42,867 Absolute chaos. No, you just stay here, okay? 1499 01:17:42,867 --> 01:17:44,327 - You've done enough. - Max! I... 1500 01:17:44,327 --> 01:17:46,245 - Chloe? 1501 01:17:48,247 --> 01:17:49,374 Chloe! 1502 01:17:56,297 --> 01:17:57,965 911. What's your emergency? 1503 01:17:57,965 --> 01:17:59,050 Hi, yeah, uh... 1504 01:17:59,050 --> 01:18:04,097 I guess it's not 911, but my, um, my dog is missing and I, uh... 1505 01:18:04,097 --> 01:18:06,557 Okay, sir, you need to call animal control. 1506 01:18:06,557 --> 01:18:10,311 I'm sorry, animal control? I'm supposed to call... Fuck me. 1507 01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:11,562 Hey, excuse me. Have you seen a little dog? 1508 01:18:11,562 --> 01:18:12,647 - Have you... No? - No. 1509 01:18:13,564 --> 01:18:15,858 Have you guys seen a dog? A little dog... A black... No? 1510 01:18:15,858 --> 01:18:18,820 Fucking... Chloe! Chloe. 1511 01:18:18,820 --> 01:18:20,279 Fuck. What am I gonna do? 1512 01:18:20,279 --> 01:18:21,697 - What am I fucking... 1513 01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:28,621 It's gonna be okay. 1514 01:18:31,582 --> 01:18:34,085 - Hey, it's gonna be okay. 1515 01:19:02,363 --> 01:19:03,489 Chloe! 1516 01:19:08,703 --> 01:19:09,912 Chloe! 1517 01:19:22,341 --> 01:19:25,470 - Hey. Hey, come here. 1518 01:19:31,309 --> 01:19:32,602 I'm sorry. 1519 01:19:38,649 --> 01:19:39,859 He's gonna find her. 1520 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:06,344 - Thank God. Where was she? 1521 01:20:06,344 --> 01:20:07,929 You're still here? Why? 1522 01:20:07,929 --> 01:20:10,681 I... I couldn't leave until I knew she was okay. 1523 01:20:10,681 --> 01:20:12,350 Well, now you know, so... 1524 01:20:15,561 --> 01:20:17,855 Okay. Yeah, okay. I'm gonna go. 1525 01:20:18,606 --> 01:20:21,859 Uh, I'll just come back later for my stuff. 1526 01:20:23,861 --> 01:20:25,238 I'll see you soon, buddy. Okay? 1527 01:20:25,238 --> 01:20:27,240 He can go with you. 1528 01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:30,493 What? No, you know that I'll get evicted. 1529 01:20:30,493 --> 01:20:33,287 He's not my dog, and I'm not your sitter. 1530 01:20:34,121 --> 01:20:36,457 - Dude, seriously? - Yeah. 1531 01:20:36,457 --> 01:20:38,626 I've got Yelp reviews to read. 1532 01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:43,047 Okay. Come on. 1533 01:21:05,820 --> 01:21:07,071 Hey, Chloe. 1534 01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:10,575 What is this? 1535 01:21:14,328 --> 01:21:16,122 Yeah, I miss her too. 1536 01:21:29,927 --> 01:21:31,345 Do you want to play? 1537 01:21:32,847 --> 01:21:34,181 You're not in the mood. 1538 01:21:35,308 --> 01:21:36,309 I get it. 1539 01:21:39,979 --> 01:21:41,230 Hold on. 1540 01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:43,149 Don't pull. 1541 01:21:50,573 --> 01:21:51,866 Oh, my God. 1542 01:22:08,716 --> 01:22:09,717 Hey. 1543 01:22:11,260 --> 01:22:13,888 They want to meet me. They want to meet me! 1544 01:22:27,151 --> 01:22:30,071 Ah, bro, you were doing so good! Then you lost it. 1545 01:22:30,071 --> 01:22:32,239 I'm not gonna have you go dark on me as a friend again. 1546 01:22:32,239 --> 01:22:35,201 You know how hard it is for men to find friends in their 30s? 1547 01:22:35,201 --> 01:22:37,370 Where I'ma go? Jamba Juice? 1548 01:22:37,370 --> 01:22:39,997 Man, I'm better off by myself. 1549 01:22:39,997 --> 01:22:41,749 I told her everything. 1550 01:22:41,749 --> 01:22:44,835 I told her about getting cheated on, and she just goes and does the same thing. 1551 01:22:44,835 --> 01:22:47,880 But she never cheated on you. You just didn't show her how you felt. 1552 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,840 Can you just stop judging me for... 1553 01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:52,009 Me, judging you? You judge everyone! 1554 01:22:52,009 --> 01:22:55,763 Nobody's never good enough for you. That's why you by your damn self. 1555 01:22:55,763 --> 01:22:59,433 The truth of the matter is, you do way better with Chloe and Nicole. 1556 01:22:59,433 --> 01:23:01,686 And you need to be honest with yourself about that. 1557 01:23:01,686 --> 01:23:03,813 You gotta tell her how you feel. 1558 01:23:03,813 --> 01:23:06,232 The chaos of the world is here to stay. 1559 01:23:06,232 --> 01:23:08,484 Bro, just face it. 1560 01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:10,528 Face it as a pack. 1561 01:23:12,071 --> 01:23:13,364 How's your furry dependent? 1562 01:23:13,948 --> 01:23:14,949 I don't know. 1563 01:23:14,949 --> 01:23:18,786 I feel like he would be happier with Chloe and Max than he is with me right now, 1564 01:23:18,786 --> 01:23:21,831 and I still haven't found an apartment I can afford that takes dogs. 1565 01:23:21,831 --> 01:23:24,792 Are you really trying to tell me you think that dog is better off without you? 1566 01:23:24,792 --> 01:23:28,003 I mean, maybe everyone is right. Maybe I am selfish. 1567 01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:31,173 I just feel like a fucking mess. 1568 01:23:31,173 --> 01:23:34,176 Okay. I want to say something to you, 1569 01:23:34,969 --> 01:23:38,264 but I don't want you to punch me in the face when I say it. 1570 01:23:39,056 --> 01:23:41,392 That happened one time. Okay? We were five. 1571 01:23:43,644 --> 01:23:44,687 Look, 1572 01:23:45,855 --> 01:23:50,359 since you lost your dad, you've put up some major walls. 1573 01:23:50,359 --> 01:23:52,194 And they may be really cool walls, 1574 01:23:52,194 --> 01:23:55,740 covered in, you know, stained glass and vintage fabrics, 1575 01:23:55,740 --> 01:23:57,408 but they're still walls. 1576 01:23:58,868 --> 01:24:03,122 Babe, you really gotta ask yourself, what are these walls getting you? 1577 01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:09,503 - Who is it? It's so early. 1578 01:24:13,966 --> 01:24:15,384 What the hell? 1579 01:24:23,225 --> 01:24:24,226 Jesus! 1580 01:24:25,561 --> 01:24:26,645 Hey. 1581 01:24:27,688 --> 01:24:30,608 Hi. What? Why are you in a box? 1582 01:24:32,109 --> 01:24:33,319 Hey. 1583 01:24:34,069 --> 01:24:35,362 What are you doing? 1584 01:24:38,699 --> 01:24:41,660 Can you ask your mom if this is an authentic Glengholm? 1585 01:24:41,827 --> 01:24:44,038 Huh? Where is she? 1586 01:24:44,955 --> 01:24:50,169 That is the Rolls-Royce of Swedish whelping boxes right there. 1587 01:24:51,128 --> 01:24:53,172 Only the best for Chloe's delivery. 1588 01:24:56,592 --> 01:24:57,593 Thanks. 1589 01:24:59,303 --> 01:25:01,096 - Can we talk? - Yeah. 1590 01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:04,391 - Look, I, uh... - No, Max... 1591 01:25:05,392 --> 01:25:06,644 I'm sorry. 1592 01:25:08,729 --> 01:25:10,272 I overstepped. 1593 01:25:12,149 --> 01:25:14,109 Especially after everything you've done for me, 1594 01:25:14,109 --> 01:25:18,113 and how you opened up to me about your ex. 1595 01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:19,740 And I'm not... 1596 01:25:19,740 --> 01:25:23,577 I know that we're not a thing or whatever, but... 1597 01:25:25,037 --> 01:25:27,915 I mean, it wasn't cool and I really regret it. 1598 01:25:27,915 --> 01:25:29,333 And I'm sorry. 1599 01:25:31,669 --> 01:25:36,257 Well, I really regret not dealing with it better, and I'm sorry. 1600 01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:41,470 What you said was kinda true. 1601 01:25:43,973 --> 01:25:46,141 Yeah, I mean, you were pretty accurate about me too. 1602 01:25:47,977 --> 01:25:51,814 I guess we both kinda got some things. 1603 01:25:51,814 --> 01:25:54,692 Yeah. Yeah, I'd say we do. 1604 01:26:00,906 --> 01:26:03,534 I really like having you in my life. 1605 01:26:04,994 --> 01:26:05,995 Yeah, me too. 1606 01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:13,919 Honestly, it's just hard... 1607 01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:17,923 It's hard to care about someone when you know 1608 01:26:17,923 --> 01:26:20,009 that they can just be taken away from you. 1609 01:26:24,555 --> 01:26:27,141 I'm just scared, Max. 1610 01:26:27,141 --> 01:26:28,225 I know. 1611 01:26:38,861 --> 01:26:40,946 Are you kidding me? 1612 01:26:44,366 --> 01:26:47,119 - I could have helped with the box. - I got it. 1613 01:26:47,119 --> 01:26:48,787 Okay, Chloe. Go ahead. 1614 01:26:48,787 --> 01:26:51,206 Good girl. Good girl. 1615 01:26:58,923 --> 01:27:00,633 I thought they looked good there. 1616 01:27:08,390 --> 01:27:11,852 Oh, my God. I missed you guys so much. 1617 01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:17,816 - Hey, can you take your shoes off? - Yeah. 1618 01:27:19,109 --> 01:27:21,028 These instructions are in Swedish. 1619 01:27:21,028 --> 01:27:24,281 Yeah, we'll just attach the "golv" to the "vagg"... 1620 01:27:24,281 --> 01:27:25,950 - Oh, my God. - ... using the "ryka." 1621 01:27:27,159 --> 01:27:29,244 - Okay, we'll just wing it. - Yeah. 1622 01:27:30,079 --> 01:27:31,664 I can't read Swedish, so... 1623 01:27:31,664 --> 01:27:34,792 - And I don't think it says "vagg." 1624 01:27:34,792 --> 01:27:37,086 All right, step one. 1625 01:27:37,836 --> 01:27:42,508 I'm gonna miss this whole roomie sitch after the puppies are born. 1626 01:27:44,593 --> 01:27:45,678 Yeah, me too. 1627 01:27:52,476 --> 01:27:53,978 You ready? 1628 01:27:53,978 --> 01:27:55,479 For what, dinner? 1629 01:27:58,107 --> 01:28:00,317 No. Absolutely not. 1630 01:28:00,317 --> 01:28:02,444 I thought we were just gonna have a casual roommate's dinner. 1631 01:28:02,444 --> 01:28:06,740 Max, you helped me fill out my U-Dub app. This is me pushing you. 1632 01:28:06,740 --> 01:28:10,035 All right, I don't want to be pushed to do this. I... 1633 01:28:10,035 --> 01:28:11,537 Max, you are doing so good. 1634 01:28:11,537 --> 01:28:14,581 But I don't... This would ruin everything. Seriously. 1635 01:28:14,581 --> 01:28:17,167 Well, what if something happens to me? What if this is my last night alive? 1636 01:28:18,002 --> 01:28:19,044 Why do you have to go so dark? 1637 01:28:19,044 --> 01:28:21,964 Because I figured out that it makes you do what we both want. 1638 01:28:22,798 --> 01:28:23,799 Come on. 1639 01:28:24,883 --> 01:28:26,093 We can watch. 1640 01:28:27,720 --> 01:28:29,805 Hey, guys, how's it going? Sign up right here. 1641 01:28:29,805 --> 01:28:32,891 Do not sign me up. I'm not doing it if they call me. 1642 01:28:33,767 --> 01:28:34,768 One more time! 1643 01:28:34,768 --> 01:28:36,020 - Sorry. - Sorry. 1644 01:28:39,023 --> 01:28:41,400 - What is this guy? - It's great. 1645 01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:45,779 This is not normal. This isn't right. This guy's insane. 1646 01:28:45,779 --> 01:28:48,699 He's gotta be, like, professional or something. 1647 01:28:48,699 --> 01:28:50,743 - Hey, you're gonna be fine. - No, but this is, like, his concert. 1648 01:28:50,743 --> 01:28:52,202 - Hey. - This is not open mic. 1649 01:28:53,996 --> 01:28:55,622 That was spectacular! 1650 01:28:55,622 --> 01:28:57,207 I mean, I would not want to follow that, people! 1651 01:28:57,207 --> 01:28:58,417 That was... 1652 01:29:00,002 --> 01:29:01,962 Next up we have... 1653 01:29:01,962 --> 01:29:03,881 Max Stevenson. 1654 01:29:03,881 --> 01:29:06,759 - No, no, no, no, no. We just got here. - Whoo! 1655 01:29:06,759 --> 01:29:08,010 - Hey. Hey. - I'm not going up. 1656 01:29:08,010 --> 01:29:09,678 - I fucking can't. I'm not kidding. - Listen. Shh, shh! 1657 01:29:09,678 --> 01:29:11,305 - I'm not. I'm being serious, okay? - Listen. Look me in the eye. 1658 01:29:11,305 --> 01:29:14,016 Just imagine that it's me and Chloe and Channing Tatum. 1659 01:29:14,016 --> 01:29:16,351 - Max Stevenson. Come on, buddy, let's go! - Okay? 1660 01:29:17,436 --> 01:29:19,146 You're ready for this. 1661 01:29:19,146 --> 01:29:20,814 - Come on. - Go. 1662 01:29:22,900 --> 01:29:24,485 Oh, God. 1663 01:29:24,485 --> 01:29:28,155 - Whoo-hoo! 1664 01:29:30,157 --> 01:29:32,993 Hi, I'm Max. 1665 01:29:33,660 --> 01:29:35,746 I'm gonna sing a song. 1666 01:29:37,247 --> 01:29:38,791 A song I like. 1667 01:31:50,714 --> 01:31:54,760 - Yeah! 1668 01:32:02,851 --> 01:32:04,394 - Good boy. Good boy. - Okay. 1669 01:32:04,394 --> 01:32:05,729 You ready for your interview? 1670 01:32:05,729 --> 01:32:07,272 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1671 01:32:07,272 --> 01:32:09,191 Aw. 1672 01:32:09,191 --> 01:32:11,860 That's so sweet. Thank you, guys. 1673 01:32:11,860 --> 01:32:14,947 Are you sure you don't mind driving me? I'm, like, really nervous. 1674 01:32:14,947 --> 01:32:18,408 Yeah, of course. All right, we're your emotional support mammals. 1675 01:32:18,408 --> 01:32:19,868 - Get off her. - Yes. 1676 01:32:19,868 --> 01:32:20,994 All right, road trip. 1677 01:32:21,703 --> 01:32:24,498 You're gonna do so great. They're lucky they get to meet with you. 1678 01:32:28,377 --> 01:32:29,878 Do you smell something funny? 1679 01:32:31,255 --> 01:32:32,965 - What? No. - Oh, man. 1680 01:32:32,965 --> 01:32:35,300 - What? - I think one of them peed. 1681 01:32:35,300 --> 01:32:36,760 In the car? 1682 01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:39,930 I knew I should have just got the plastic covers for the seats. 1683 01:32:39,930 --> 01:32:43,392 I think it was Chloe. She went on the carpet last night too. 1684 01:32:43,392 --> 01:32:48,021 - You didn't tell me that. Did you, uh... - Yes, I used the Nature's Miracle. 1685 01:32:51,316 --> 01:32:54,820 - What's going on back there? - I don't know. They're getting zoomies. 1686 01:32:54,820 --> 01:32:57,447 - Can we please be respectful of the seats? 1687 01:32:57,447 --> 01:33:00,075 She keeps licking her hoo-ha. 1688 01:33:00,075 --> 01:33:01,827 - What do you mean? What? - Oh, my God. 1689 01:33:01,827 --> 01:33:03,412 I think that she might be in labor. 1690 01:33:03,412 --> 01:33:04,496 - No! No! - Yeah! 1691 01:33:04,496 --> 01:33:05,998 I don't think that that was pee. 1692 01:33:05,998 --> 01:33:07,374 - Like, I think that her water broke. - No. 1693 01:33:07,374 --> 01:33:10,377 - She's not due for three days! - Yeah, but it's not like an exact science. 1694 01:33:10,377 --> 01:33:11,461 - Shit, we gotta get to a vet. - What? 1695 01:33:11,461 --> 01:33:14,006 What do you mean, a vet? What about your interview? 1696 01:33:14,006 --> 01:33:15,841 A premature delivery can be really dangerous. 1697 01:33:15,841 --> 01:33:16,967 We gotta go, like, right now! 1698 01:33:16,967 --> 01:33:19,886 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. - Wait, where are we even going? 1699 01:33:19,886 --> 01:33:21,638 - Google something! - I am. 1700 01:33:22,973 --> 01:33:25,100 - Is she okay? - Well, she's still licking her hoo-ha. 1701 01:33:25,100 --> 01:33:28,103 Is her hoo-ha okay? And can we please use proper terms? 1702 01:33:28,103 --> 01:33:29,938 She's about to give birth. We need to be technical. 1703 01:33:29,938 --> 01:33:32,357 Okay, technically, she is licking her vulva. 1704 01:33:32,357 --> 01:33:34,609 - Oh, I want to try that spot. - Nicole! 1705 01:33:34,609 --> 01:33:35,819 Okay! Wait. 1706 01:33:36,695 --> 01:33:38,363 Wait. Okay, turn right. Now. 1707 01:33:40,615 --> 01:33:42,784 Very good. I think we made a wrong turn. 1708 01:33:42,784 --> 01:33:45,370 - What? Is she okay? - Well, she's... 1709 01:33:45,370 --> 01:33:47,956 Oh, my God! It's happening! 1710 01:33:48,123 --> 01:33:50,000 Okay, let's go! 1711 01:33:51,251 --> 01:33:53,503 - Why are you puking? - Get the gloves out of the glove box! 1712 01:33:53,503 --> 01:33:55,172 Okay, okay, wait. Where are they? 1713 01:33:55,172 --> 01:33:57,049 - In the glove box! - Do you need, like, a ginger ale? 1714 01:33:57,049 --> 01:33:58,383 - I don't need a ginger ale! - Something bubbly? 1715 01:33:58,383 --> 01:33:59,468 - Good girl. - Good girl. 1716 01:33:59,468 --> 01:34:00,677 Okay, get the blanket. Get the blanket and lay it out. 1717 01:34:00,677 --> 01:34:02,804 - Come on, come on. Lay it out! Here. - Okay, I got it. 1718 01:34:02,804 --> 01:34:03,889 - Put the blanket down. - Okay. 1719 01:34:03,889 --> 01:34:05,390 Wait, pull up YouTube. Pull up YouTube. 1720 01:34:05,390 --> 01:34:07,517 - What are you doing? 1721 01:34:07,517 --> 01:34:09,561 - Nothing. The dogs are tired. - Oh, just nap time. Sleepy time. 1722 01:34:09,561 --> 01:34:10,645 - Nap time. - Yeah. It's probably your nap time now. 1723 01:34:10,645 --> 01:34:11,730 - Go ahead. - All right. 1724 01:34:11,730 --> 01:34:12,814 The female hyena's birth canal... 1725 01:34:12,814 --> 01:34:13,899 - You got it? - Yeah, I got it. 1726 01:34:13,899 --> 01:34:15,484 - That's the best you could find? - Yeah, I mean, it's hyenas. 1727 01:34:15,484 --> 01:34:16,568 is only an inch in diameter... 1728 01:34:16,568 --> 01:34:18,820 You can't do that here. Recess starts in two minutes. 1729 01:34:18,820 --> 01:34:20,822 Well, we didn't seek out the most idyllic birthing spot, lady! 1730 01:34:20,822 --> 01:34:23,658 - But there's children. - They're about to get a biology lesson! 1731 01:34:23,658 --> 01:34:27,662 You're, like, at a ten. Bring it down. What the teacher said. Like... 1732 01:34:27,662 --> 01:34:29,122 Ha! 1733 01:34:29,122 --> 01:34:31,083 I knew you were a breeder! 1734 01:34:31,083 --> 01:34:32,501 - Fuck off! - Language! 1735 01:34:32,501 --> 01:34:33,960 - Where did she come from? - I don't know. 1736 01:34:33,960 --> 01:34:35,545 It's happening. It's happening. It's happening. She's crowning. 1737 01:34:35,545 --> 01:34:37,714 - That's gross! - Holy shit. 1738 01:34:37,714 --> 01:34:38,840 - It's coming! It's coming! - Oh, my God. 1739 01:34:38,840 --> 01:34:41,551 It's coming! It's happening. 1740 01:34:42,928 --> 01:34:45,013 Oh, my God. That's like... 1741 01:34:45,013 --> 01:34:49,226 - Oh, my God. - That's a puppy. That's a puppy head. 1742 01:34:51,311 --> 01:34:55,399 Vito Corleone Stevenson-Matthews, Michael Corleone Stevenson-Matthews, 1743 01:34:55,399 --> 01:34:59,236 Sonny Corleone Stevenson-Matthews, Grand Moff Tarkin Stevenson-Matthews... 1744 01:34:59,236 --> 01:35:03,281 And Babu Frik Stevenson-Matthews. 1745 01:35:04,741 --> 01:35:06,660 - What is that? - That's Babu Frik. 1746 01:35:06,660 --> 01:35:08,453 - Oh. - Don't worry about it. 1747 01:35:08,453 --> 01:35:11,289 Were you able to, um, talk to the admissions office? 1748 01:35:11,289 --> 01:35:13,375 - Could you reschedule your interview? - Voice mail. 1749 01:35:14,209 --> 01:35:16,086 They haven't responded to my emails. 1750 01:35:16,878 --> 01:35:18,880 - I'm sorry. - No, it's okay. 1751 01:35:20,173 --> 01:35:22,801 My dad always said that everything happens for a reason. 1752 01:35:24,219 --> 01:35:27,722 And right now, I'm meant to be a doggie grandma. 1753 01:35:29,641 --> 01:35:31,059 And I'm happy with that. 1754 01:35:49,953 --> 01:35:50,954 Nicole. 1755 01:35:51,663 --> 01:35:52,664 Hmm? 1756 01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:56,126 What? 1757 01:36:33,705 --> 01:36:35,248 - Mm. Chloe. Chloe. - What? What is it? 1758 01:36:35,248 --> 01:36:36,333 - Chloe's looking at us. - Oh. 1759 01:36:36,333 --> 01:36:40,003 Chloe? Chloe, can you... I gotta... Chloe, come on. Go. 1760 01:36:41,129 --> 01:36:43,340 Come on. Chloe, come on. Go, go, go. 1761 01:36:43,340 --> 01:36:45,008 Thank you. Okay. 1762 01:36:51,640 --> 01:36:53,391 - What? - Jesus Christ. 1763 01:36:53,391 --> 01:36:54,893 Channing Tatum's watching us. 1764 01:36:54,893 --> 01:36:57,521 Come on, buddy. Come on. Mama's busy. Come on. 1765 01:36:57,521 --> 01:36:58,647 Come on. 1766 01:36:59,564 --> 01:37:01,650 Okay, just stay in here, please. 1767 01:37:01,650 --> 01:37:03,610 Okay, good boy. Holy shit. 1768 01:37:23,755 --> 01:37:25,340 No, no, no. 1769 01:37:25,340 --> 01:37:27,759 - No, no, no, no! This is incestuous. 1770 01:37:27,759 --> 01:37:30,804 - Come on. Get off. Get off. Channing, no. - Yeah, but you turned him on. 1771 01:37:30,804 --> 01:37:32,764 No, don't say that. Come on, don't say that. 1772 01:37:32,764 --> 01:37:35,267 - Go! Come on, guys, I... - Oh, man. 1773 01:37:37,018 --> 01:37:39,980 God. Let's go to the bedroom. 1774 01:37:39,980 --> 01:37:41,147 Yeah. 1775 01:37:49,322 --> 01:37:51,575 Oh, my God. I got in. 1776 01:37:51,575 --> 01:37:53,493 - What? - Yeah, I got in. 1777 01:37:53,493 --> 01:37:55,537 You... That's amazing! 1778 01:37:55,537 --> 01:37:58,123 Wait. I'm confused. I don't understand how this happened. 1779 01:37:58,123 --> 01:38:00,667 I was supposed to show my portfolio in my interview. 1780 01:38:00,667 --> 01:38:01,960 Right. Um... 1781 01:38:02,711 --> 01:38:05,797 - I submitted a virtual deck. - You what? 1782 01:38:05,797 --> 01:38:08,508 Yeah, I mean, all I did was put, like, all your stuff together, 1783 01:38:08,508 --> 01:38:10,969 and I wrote a little personal statement and hit "send." 1784 01:38:12,804 --> 01:38:14,264 I mean, it was just... 1785 01:38:20,770 --> 01:38:23,356 I can't believe that you would do that for me. 1786 01:38:23,356 --> 01:38:24,649 Yeah. 1787 01:38:25,734 --> 01:38:27,277 We should have a party to celebrate. 1788 01:38:27,277 --> 01:38:29,154 - A party? - To celebrate, yeah. 1789 01:38:29,154 --> 01:38:30,238 Who are you? 1790 01:38:30,238 --> 01:38:32,824 It'll be like a "you're awesome" party/puppy shower. 1791 01:38:32,824 --> 01:38:34,909 Okay, where are we having this party? 1792 01:38:36,119 --> 01:38:37,829 Here. In the apartment. 1793 01:38:37,829 --> 01:38:39,039 Wait a second. 1794 01:38:39,039 --> 01:38:44,502 Wait, you're telling me you are going to have actual humans in your sanctuary? 1795 01:38:44,502 --> 01:38:46,921 I mean, obviously they're gonna be wearing booties and masks. 1796 01:38:46,921 --> 01:38:50,508 No, I... Obviously I don't think that they will. 1797 01:38:53,303 --> 01:38:54,888 Nicole, I don't want you to move out. 1798 01:38:56,514 --> 01:38:57,557 Then I won't. 1799 01:39:13,698 --> 01:39:15,575 Congratulations, my darling. 1800 01:39:15,575 --> 01:39:17,118 - Thank you, Mom. - Oh! 1801 01:39:17,118 --> 01:39:19,829 So we do have a no shoes and a hand sanitizer policy. 1802 01:39:19,829 --> 01:39:20,914 Oh. 1803 01:39:20,914 --> 01:39:23,291 - Sounds like my kind of party. - I thought so. 1804 01:39:23,291 --> 01:39:24,834 Thank you. 1805 01:39:42,394 --> 01:39:43,770 Oh, wow. 1806 01:40:00,662 --> 01:40:02,372 Oh, she's such a sniffer! 1807 01:40:21,474 --> 01:40:22,517 Mm. 1808 01:40:25,437 --> 01:40:27,188 Diane Matthews. 1809 01:40:28,022 --> 01:40:29,566 Nicole's mother. 1810 01:40:30,525 --> 01:40:32,902 Sid Saliba, Max's father... 1811 01:40:33,570 --> 01:40:36,197 figure, role model and boss. 1812 01:40:37,699 --> 01:40:38,700 Mm. 1813 01:40:39,909 --> 01:40:44,080 That scarf is chic as shit, a few seasons ago. 1814 01:40:47,083 --> 01:40:51,755 But, ooh, that nail polish is beautiful on you. 1815 01:40:52,380 --> 01:40:53,882 Really brings your eyes out. 1816 01:41:05,226 --> 01:41:06,853 When this party's over... 1817 01:41:09,230 --> 01:41:11,399 take me somewhere sophisticated. 1818 01:41:11,399 --> 01:41:12,484 Yes, ma'am. 1819 01:42:41,489 --> 01:42:43,366 - Now? Oh, my... Ugh! - Get the gloves out of the glove box! 1820 01:42:43,366 --> 01:42:45,368 - Okay, okay. Wait, where are they? - In the glove box! 1821 01:42:45,368 --> 01:42:46,536 Okay. 1822 01:42:46,536 --> 01:42:49,664 They're not in here! They're not in here. We don't have them. 1823 01:42:49,664 --> 01:42:53,334 Okay, well, the show must go on. Okay. 1824 01:42:54,544 --> 01:42:55,962 Delicious! 1825 01:43:02,260 --> 01:43:04,220 Delicious. 1826 01:43:05,638 --> 01:43:06,764 Shit. 1827 01:43:07,515 --> 01:43:10,018 It literally smells like crotch. It's so bad. 1828 01:43:10,018 --> 01:43:11,853 She's still licking her hoo-ha! 1829 01:43:11,853 --> 01:43:14,230 Well, is everything okay with her hoo... with her hoo-ha? 1830 01:43:14,230 --> 01:43:17,275 And can we please use... Okay, one more time. 1831 01:43:17,275 --> 01:43:19,402 Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ha. 1832 01:43:19,402 --> 01:43:22,906 Stay! Good girl. Stay. Stay. Stay. 1833 01:43:29,537 --> 01:43:32,874 - Bitch pig, huh? 1834 01:43:32,874 --> 01:43:35,001 Come on! You want it, you bitch pig? 1835 01:43:35,001 --> 01:43:36,252 Come on. 1836 01:43:36,252 --> 01:43:37,837 Let's go. All right, hold on. Huh? 1837 01:43:37,837 --> 01:43:39,547 Who the hell you think you talkin' to? 1838 01:43:39,547 --> 01:43:42,967 Your mother does not have a hot brother. Oh, fuck me. 1839 01:43:43,927 --> 01:43:45,803 You have me in my head about my teeth now. 1840 01:43:47,138 --> 01:43:49,933 Let us see your teeth. Please show us your teeth. 1841 01:43:49,933 --> 01:43:51,476 Stop. 1842 01:43:51,476 --> 01:43:52,644 More teeth. 1843 01:43:53,728 --> 01:43:54,771 And cut. 1844 01:43:57,148 --> 01:43:59,359 - Puppies! Puppies, puppies! - Puppies! Hey, hey! 1845 01:44:01,653 --> 01:44:04,405 Fuck! Sorry, guys. We just tooth banged. 1846 01:44:04,405 --> 01:44:07,992 That hurt so bad. Sorry. 1847 01:44:07,992 --> 01:44:09,077 Let's reset. 1848 01:44:09,077 --> 01:44:11,996 I mean, we generally do a short consultation with the patient. 1849 01:44:11,996 --> 01:44:13,247 What type of... 1850 01:44:14,123 --> 01:44:16,668 - What do you need to... I'm sorry. 1851 01:44:16,668 --> 01:44:18,628 Um... 1852 01:44:18,628 --> 01:44:21,589 Yeah, so what kind of... So sorry. 1853 01:44:21,589 --> 01:44:24,133 Okay. Fuck. 1854 01:44:28,388 --> 01:44:31,140 - Yes, yes. Really good. 1855 01:44:31,140 --> 01:44:35,228 Keep finding your place, okay? You supple little bitch.