1 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:15,680 Greetings from Martin's Movies. 2 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,480 RUSH HOUR 2 3 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:05,280 Thank you. 4 00:02:23,713 --> 00:02:25,547 Someone better call the police. 5 00:02:31,345 --> 00:02:36,349 I wish they all could be California girls. 6 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:42,980 - The Beach Boys are dope. - I love Beach Boys. 7 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:47,317 Hey, ladies, how you doin'? Wait a minute. 8 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:56,033 Where you goin'? Let's get some sushi! 9 00:02:56,159 --> 00:02:58,911 Hey! Hey, cutie! 10 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:02,539 I wish they all could... 11 00:03:02,665 --> 00:03:05,500 Hey, hey, hey, hey! That was my CD! 12 00:03:05,626 --> 00:03:08,295 Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD. 13 00:03:08,420 --> 00:03:11,089 You see the way those girls drove off? They was laughing at us. 14 00:03:11,214 --> 00:03:12,882 Those girls drove off because of you. 15 00:03:13,007 --> 00:03:15,884 All I did was invite them to have a drink. 16 00:03:16,010 --> 00:03:18,136 You invited them to get naked... 17 00:03:18,262 --> 00:03:20,555 and sacrifice a small goat. 18 00:03:20,681 --> 00:03:23,058 Which word was "goat"? 19 00:03:23,183 --> 00:03:25,685 You owe me a copy of The Beach Boys' Greatest Hits. 20 00:03:25,852 --> 00:03:29,647 Don't get no attitude with me, Lee. I've worked your cases for three days. 21 00:03:29,814 --> 00:03:33,483 Reason I'm here in Hong Kong is 'cause you said you'd show me a good time. 22 00:03:33,651 --> 00:03:36,320 I'm on vacation, man, and I want some mu sh... 23 00:03:36,445 --> 00:03:39,531 - Mu shu? You hungry? - No, Lee, not mu sh... 24 00:03:39,698 --> 00:03:42,533 Some mu shu. I wanna see some women, man. 25 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,868 Now stop playin' dumb and show me to the sh... 26 00:03:49,665 --> 00:03:51,291 There was a bombing at the U.S. Embassy. 27 00:03:52,501 --> 00:03:54,294 Two American translators were killed. 28 00:03:54,961 --> 00:03:55,878 Any leads? 29 00:03:57,714 --> 00:03:58,965 We think it's Ricky Tan. 30 00:03:59,590 --> 00:04:02,717 His entire gang of Triads is at the club tonight. 31 00:04:04,595 --> 00:04:07,264 If you don't want to take the case, I'll understand. 32 00:04:08,223 --> 00:04:09,098 No, it's okay. 33 00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:15,145 What was that? 34 00:04:15,271 --> 00:04:18,607 Did you just take another damn case on my vacation, man? 35 00:04:18,732 --> 00:04:22,193 Of course not. My superintendent invited us to a club. 36 00:04:22,319 --> 00:04:25,530 - Big party tonight. - Don't be messin' with me, Lee. 37 00:04:25,655 --> 00:04:28,407 I will slap you so hard, you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty. 38 00:04:28,533 --> 00:04:31,202 I mean it. I'll bitch-slap you back to Bangkok. 39 00:04:31,327 --> 00:04:33,870 - Big party? - Big one. 40 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,415 Okay, well, let's go party then. 41 00:04:40,877 --> 00:04:43,837 Hey, this is nice. Hey, cutie. 42 00:04:43,963 --> 00:04:46,590 They don't like tourists in here, so try to blend in. 43 00:04:46,715 --> 00:04:50,009 What do you mean, blend in? I'm two feet taller than everybody here. 44 00:04:53,555 --> 00:04:55,640 - Wait here. - Where you goin'? 45 00:04:55,765 --> 00:04:59,351 - Bathroom. - Hurry back, 'cause we gonna party. 46 00:05:13,239 --> 00:05:15,115 How you doin'? 47 00:05:15,241 --> 00:05:18,869 Come here a lot? It's a nice place. 48 00:05:18,994 --> 00:05:22,372 Take us through the hours 49 00:05:22,497 --> 00:05:23,873 I won't make you, baby. 50 00:05:23,999 --> 00:05:27,668 What in the world is goin' on up in here? 51 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:30,463 Am I the only one listenin' to this? 52 00:05:30,588 --> 00:05:32,548 The man destroyin' a classic! 53 00:05:32,673 --> 00:05:35,633 With the force, don't stop Don't stop till you get enough. 54 00:05:35,759 --> 00:05:38,052 Keep on with the force Don't stop. 55 00:05:38,178 --> 00:05:41,597 - Don't stop till you get enough. - Boo! 56 00:05:41,723 --> 00:05:45,684 With the force, don't stop Don't stop till you get enough 57 00:05:45,810 --> 00:05:48,437 I can't take no more of this, man. 58 00:06:13,876 --> 00:06:17,879 Get closer Oh, get closer 59 00:06:18,005 --> 00:06:20,257 I'm burnin' now. 60 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:25,177 Just love me. 61 00:06:25,303 --> 00:06:27,221 Till you. 62 00:06:27,347 --> 00:06:30,433 Don't know how. 63 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:33,101 Keep on till the force starts up. 64 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,186 Don't stop till you get enough Keep on. 65 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:38,815 Till the force starts up Ah, don't stop till you get enough. 66 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,900 Keep on till the force starts up. 67 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:43,068 Come on, girls! 68 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:45,487 Come on till the force starts up. 69 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:47,906 Ah, don't stop till you get enough. 70 00:06:52,369 --> 00:06:54,996 Come on! Come on! 71 00:06:56,372 --> 00:06:59,791 Come here, girls Don't stop till you... 72 00:06:59,917 --> 00:07:02,460 Come on, girls I can't believe it. 73 00:07:06,506 --> 00:07:09,925 Come on, don't stop. You know you feel the force! 74 00:07:11,678 --> 00:07:13,554 Don't stop till you get enough. 75 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:17,015 - I feel the force! - Carter! 76 00:07:17,182 --> 00:07:19,225 Come on! Come on! 77 00:07:19,393 --> 00:07:21,186 - Carter! - Come on, Lee! 78 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:22,979 - Carter! - Come on! 79 00:07:26,733 --> 00:07:30,653 I'll be right back I'll be right back 80 00:07:30,778 --> 00:07:32,696 I'll be right back 81 00:07:32,821 --> 00:07:35,198 Lee, these people love me. Come on out here. 82 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:37,367 - Get off the stage. - Are you crazy, man? 83 00:07:37,492 --> 00:07:40,369 I'm a star, a god to these people. Check this out. 84 00:07:40,495 --> 00:07:43,747 This is a gangster bar. We are here undercover. 85 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:48,710 I knew you was lyin'. I knew you was lyin', man. 86 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:50,879 - I'm sorry, Carter. - You a liar! 87 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:54,006 We are here to find Ricky Tan. We must tread softly. 88 00:07:54,132 --> 00:07:57,218 Tread softly? What in the world you talkin' about? 89 00:07:57,343 --> 00:07:59,970 Who taught you how to roust a bar? "Tread softly." 90 00:08:00,096 --> 00:08:03,724 These men are Triads, the most deadly gang in China. 91 00:08:03,849 --> 00:08:06,434 You think that scare me? I'm from Los Angeles. We invented gangs. 92 00:08:07,602 --> 00:08:09,645 - Give me that badge. - No! You are civilian! 93 00:08:09,771 --> 00:08:11,772 In Hong Kong, I am Michael Jackson! You are Toto! 94 00:08:11,898 --> 00:08:14,858 You mean Tito! Toto is what we ate last night for dinner. 95 00:08:14,984 --> 00:08:16,860 - Now give me that badge. - No! 96 00:08:22,324 --> 00:08:23,700 Listen up! 97 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:33,750 Right now! 98 00:08:43,217 --> 00:08:44,634 What did I just say? 99 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:48,596 You just asked everybody to pick up their samurai swords... 100 00:08:48,722 --> 00:08:51,099 and shave your butt. 101 00:08:51,224 --> 00:08:53,476 - I said that? - Yes. 102 00:08:54,936 --> 00:08:58,063 Come out here and translate this for me. Come on. 103 00:08:58,189 --> 00:09:00,065 All right, listen up! 104 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:02,943 All the Triads and the ugly women on this side... 105 00:09:03,068 --> 00:09:06,195 and all the fine women on this side right now! 106 00:09:06,321 --> 00:09:07,697 Translate it. 107 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:11,283 He wants the men on the right. And the women on the left. 108 00:09:14,286 --> 00:09:16,621 Y'all gonna act like y'all don't hear what I'm sayin'. 109 00:09:16,747 --> 00:09:19,916 Who in here know Ricky Tan? Raise your hand. 110 00:09:20,917 --> 00:09:22,334 Translate. 111 00:09:23,545 --> 00:09:26,297 I apologize. My friend is very drunk. 112 00:09:30,885 --> 00:09:33,512 I see what's goin' on here. Okay. 113 00:09:33,637 --> 00:09:36,597 I ain't got time to be playin' no games now. 114 00:09:36,723 --> 00:09:38,516 Hu Li! 115 00:09:39,350 --> 00:09:40,893 Hey, Lee! 116 00:09:53,863 --> 00:09:56,073 Out of the way! L.A.P. D! 117 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:26,100 Lee! Hold up! 118 00:10:32,147 --> 00:10:34,023 Hell no. 119 00:10:36,109 --> 00:10:38,778 Lee, I'm takin' the stairs! 120 00:11:27,488 --> 00:11:28,488 Move aside, Kobe. 121 00:11:28,739 --> 00:11:29,614 Sorry. 122 00:11:45,963 --> 00:11:48,256 Sorry for interrupting your meal, sir. 123 00:12:23,872 --> 00:12:24,831 Carter! 124 00:12:26,832 --> 00:12:28,500 Over here! 125 00:12:29,627 --> 00:12:31,295 - Lee! - Help me! 126 00:12:32,713 --> 00:12:35,382 - How you get down there? - Hurry up! 127 00:12:35,507 --> 00:12:38,634 Hold on! Don't let go, man. 128 00:12:40,178 --> 00:12:41,887 - Here. - Watch out behind you! 129 00:12:42,847 --> 00:12:44,723 - Behind you! - What? 130 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,564 Who the hell was that? 131 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:57,026 Lord Jesus, I don't wanna die! 132 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,319 Lee, help me, man! 133 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,989 Don't worry. Chinese bamboo is very strong. 134 00:13:05,867 --> 00:13:07,743 - You sure, man? - I'm sure. 135 00:13:23,383 --> 00:13:24,717 Let go! Let go! 136 00:13:24,842 --> 00:13:28,345 I can't believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit! 137 00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:43,483 I can't believe you lied to me, man. 138 00:13:43,609 --> 00:13:45,986 - I'm sorry. - You sorry? 139 00:13:46,111 --> 00:13:50,281 I got somebody's old chopsticks stuck up my ass, and all you say is you sorry? 140 00:13:51,241 --> 00:13:53,534 - There was an explosion. - I don't give a damn! 141 00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:56,953 At the American embassy. Two Americans were killed. 142 00:13:58,456 --> 00:14:00,916 So you think this guy Ricky Tan blew up the embassy? 143 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:04,293 - I don't know. - Then why the hell you lookin' for him? 144 00:14:04,461 --> 00:14:07,296 - We're gonna find out. - No, you gonna find out. 145 00:14:07,422 --> 00:14:10,591 There's two billion Chinese people here. Let one of them be your partner. 146 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,431 Where the hell we at now? 147 00:14:17,598 --> 00:14:20,517 Massage parlor. Heaven on Earth. 148 00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,101 This is more like it. 149 00:14:22,227 --> 00:14:26,022 I'm about to go in here and get a massage and a hot tea bath right now. 150 00:14:27,231 --> 00:14:29,149 Just follow my lead. Act like a tourist. 151 00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:31,150 I am a tourist, fool. 152 00:14:33,779 --> 00:14:36,698 Slow down, Chen! Hell is wrong with you? 153 00:14:47,124 --> 00:14:50,335 My American friend is on vacation. I want to show him a good time. 154 00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:52,169 Oh, you American. 155 00:14:52,295 --> 00:14:54,880 - Yeah. - You bring American money? 156 00:14:56,257 --> 00:14:58,133 - I got it, Lee. - You sure? 157 00:14:58,259 --> 00:15:00,052 I'm sure. 158 00:15:00,177 --> 00:15:01,344 Thank you. 159 00:15:01,470 --> 00:15:03,430 - You're welcome. - Right this way. 160 00:15:13,314 --> 00:15:14,690 Are you ready? 161 00:15:14,815 --> 00:15:17,901 You ready? I'm ready. 162 00:15:21,946 --> 00:15:24,948 Oh, my goodness! 163 00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:28,034 This place is off the hook! I love Hong Kong. 164 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,370 You get massage from Chinese girl before? 165 00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,706 No, but I heard it was the bomb. 166 00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,874 Come with me. 167 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,377 You pick any girl for you and your friend. 168 00:15:37,502 --> 00:15:39,420 - Any girl? - Any girl. 169 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:45,633 I don't know where to start. 170 00:15:47,427 --> 00:15:51,305 - I'll take that one. She got to come. - Yes, she's very nice. 171 00:15:51,431 --> 00:15:55,184 She is nice, but I hurt my back and my neck, and I need a little more massage. 172 00:15:55,309 --> 00:15:57,519 So I'm gonna take her in the pink too. 173 00:15:57,645 --> 00:16:00,063 - Oh, yes. - And let me get her. 174 00:16:00,189 --> 00:16:02,816 And let me have her. Can I get her too? 175 00:16:02,941 --> 00:16:05,026 And her right there. She good with feet? 176 00:16:05,151 --> 00:16:07,277 - Oh, yes. - What are you doing? 177 00:16:07,403 --> 00:16:11,281 - She said I could have any girl I want. - Well, hurry up! 178 00:16:11,407 --> 00:16:14,951 What's wrong with you? Don't jump in front of a black man in a buffet line. 179 00:16:15,077 --> 00:16:16,453 Calm down! 180 00:16:16,578 --> 00:16:19,288 Your friend has big appetite. 181 00:16:19,414 --> 00:16:23,876 Please, follow her upstairs into the quiet room. 182 00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:26,336 It ain't gonna be no quiet room no more. 183 00:16:32,384 --> 00:16:34,385 Y'all don't know how good this feels. 184 00:16:34,511 --> 00:16:36,929 I got in a big fight last night with the Triads. 185 00:16:37,055 --> 00:16:39,724 Y'all ever heard of the Triads? I beat down like 20 of 'em. 186 00:16:39,849 --> 00:16:41,892 Y'all should've seen me. It was on. 187 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:48,314 This is what I'm talkin' about, man. Now I'm on vacation. 188 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,776 I knew you'd come through. I just knew it. 189 00:16:51,901 --> 00:16:53,444 America? 190 00:16:53,569 --> 00:16:57,739 Wanna come to America with me? Ever been to America? 191 00:16:57,865 --> 00:16:59,241 How's your girl? 192 00:17:00,492 --> 00:17:02,910 - Lee, what's wrong? - That's Ricky Tan. 193 00:17:03,036 --> 00:17:06,372 That's Ricky Tan? That's a midget in a bathrobe! 194 00:17:06,498 --> 00:17:08,499 I will call for backup. 195 00:17:08,624 --> 00:17:10,709 He's four feet tall. Let's bust him now. 196 00:17:12,294 --> 00:17:15,296 - He's a very dangerous man. - I'm a very dangerous man. 197 00:17:15,422 --> 00:17:17,465 Look, let's go over there and bust him. 198 00:17:17,591 --> 00:17:19,801 You're not about to mess up my massage, I'm telling you. 199 00:17:19,968 --> 00:17:20,968 Stay here. 200 00:17:21,136 --> 00:17:23,012 You don't need backup. I got your back... 201 00:17:26,932 --> 00:17:29,392 Excuse me for a minute. Just for a minute. 202 00:17:32,104 --> 00:17:34,773 I'll be back. Don't... 203 00:17:34,939 --> 00:17:36,815 I'll be back. 204 00:17:38,776 --> 00:17:41,236 Ricky? Ricky Tan? 205 00:17:41,404 --> 00:17:43,572 Get up, dog. I've been lookin' for you everywhere. 206 00:17:43,739 --> 00:17:46,032 I'm busy at the moment. 207 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:49,201 You hear what I said? I'm busy too. Now get on your feet. 208 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,662 - Get on your feet! - I know you. 209 00:17:51,829 --> 00:17:53,997 You are Lee's American friend, right? 210 00:17:54,165 --> 00:17:56,917 I'm Lee's new muscle. Don't let this robe fool you. 211 00:17:57,084 --> 00:17:59,919 This is the only color they had. Now I said, get up. 212 00:18:00,087 --> 00:18:01,921 I ain't gonna say it again. 213 00:18:03,089 --> 00:18:05,841 You American are so funny. 214 00:18:05,967 --> 00:18:08,219 And you Asians don't hear that well. 215 00:18:09,929 --> 00:18:11,889 Little Ricky! 216 00:18:12,014 --> 00:18:15,392 Get your little punk ass up... 217 00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:17,810 outta that chair right now! 218 00:18:19,396 --> 00:18:22,982 You're messin' up my vacation. I told you to get up, didn't I? 219 00:18:23,107 --> 00:18:24,775 Now I gotta go off on you. 220 00:18:24,901 --> 00:18:26,694 Let me bust his ass. Come on! 221 00:18:26,819 --> 00:18:28,487 What? Let me take care of this. 222 00:18:28,696 --> 00:18:30,530 Hello, my friend, how are you? 223 00:18:30,864 --> 00:18:32,198 I need to talk to you. 224 00:18:32,491 --> 00:18:33,658 What about? 225 00:18:34,784 --> 00:18:36,035 The two Americans that were killed. 226 00:18:36,244 --> 00:18:37,620 Come to the police station. 227 00:18:38,955 --> 00:18:40,164 The police station? 228 00:18:41,123 --> 00:18:44,000 If you have any questions, ask me here. 229 00:18:45,752 --> 00:18:48,712 Look, little man. You comin' with... 230 00:18:48,838 --> 00:18:50,756 Oh, my Lord. 231 00:18:50,882 --> 00:18:53,175 I would like to pay you for that laptop. 232 00:18:53,301 --> 00:18:55,261 - I think I should do that. - No problem. 233 00:18:55,386 --> 00:18:57,679 I seen it on the Internet, with a DVD player. 234 00:18:57,805 --> 00:19:00,307 - That's an old model. - Now, I must excuse myself. 235 00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:02,183 Inspector. 236 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,060 Have a good day. 237 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,814 I was... 238 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:14,945 Lee, why didn't you tell me this man rolls like this? 239 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,863 - I told you already! - No, you didn't! 240 00:19:16,988 --> 00:19:18,572 - What you said? - I did this. 241 00:19:18,698 --> 00:19:20,532 What do this mean? Speak English to me! 242 00:19:20,658 --> 00:19:23,160 That means I go this way and you go this way. 243 00:19:23,286 --> 00:19:25,663 - I go that way, you go this way? - Yes. 244 00:19:42,469 --> 00:19:43,595 - Sorry. - Carter! 245 00:19:43,721 --> 00:19:45,472 Y'all look alike! Watch out! 246 00:20:14,706 --> 00:20:16,874 No wonder you mad. 247 00:20:30,053 --> 00:20:31,971 Don't worry. It's okay. 248 00:20:35,058 --> 00:20:37,226 You better get the hell outta here. 249 00:20:46,151 --> 00:20:47,235 - Flip me! - What? 250 00:20:47,402 --> 00:20:48,736 Flip me! 251 00:20:49,738 --> 00:20:50,655 Damn! 252 00:20:51,739 --> 00:20:53,532 Lee! 253 00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:06,418 No, no, no! 254 00:21:31,316 --> 00:21:32,358 Lee! 255 00:21:43,285 --> 00:21:45,870 YAU MA TEI POLICE STATION 256 00:21:46,246 --> 00:21:49,957 Look, you've been ordered by the Ministry of Public Security... 257 00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:53,961 to assist the F.B.I. And Secret Service in our investigation... 258 00:21:54,086 --> 00:21:56,379 to provide us with whatever we need. 259 00:21:56,505 --> 00:22:00,049 You have information, it belongs to us. 260 00:22:00,175 --> 00:22:02,051 This is still Hong Kong. 261 00:22:03,178 --> 00:22:06,722 Two Americans have been killed on United States government property. 262 00:22:06,848 --> 00:22:08,724 Give me two copies of that. 263 00:22:08,849 --> 00:22:11,142 This is our investigation. 264 00:22:11,268 --> 00:22:14,312 Chief Inspector Lee will supervise your people. 265 00:22:14,438 --> 00:22:16,648 No, he will report to me. 266 00:22:16,773 --> 00:22:19,025 Do we understand each other? 267 00:22:24,613 --> 00:22:26,739 What the hell is that? 268 00:22:26,865 --> 00:22:29,325 That is, uh... 269 00:22:29,451 --> 00:22:31,119 Chief Inspector Lee. 270 00:22:31,244 --> 00:22:33,704 I ain't never been humiliated and embarrassed like that... 271 00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,706 in my whole entire life. 272 00:22:35,832 --> 00:22:39,335 Got me runnin' around Hong Kong butt-naked, thanks to you. 273 00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:41,336 - Thanks to me? - Yeah, thanks to you. 274 00:22:41,462 --> 00:22:43,547 You needed backup, so I gave you backup. 275 00:22:43,672 --> 00:22:46,966 I was about to kick Ricky Tan's ass, and his bodyguards', till you messed it up. 276 00:22:47,092 --> 00:22:50,052 - Stop. I'm sick of your bullshit. - I'm sick of you! 277 00:22:50,178 --> 00:22:52,596 I'm not the one runnin' up in karaoke bars full of gangsters. 278 00:22:52,722 --> 00:22:55,766 And I'm not the one runnin' up in massage parlors lookin' for crime lords. 279 00:22:55,891 --> 00:22:58,017 - It's my job. - It's your job. 280 00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:00,686 You pitiful, man. When are you gonna have some fun? 281 00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:03,731 When are you gonna take a day off? When are you gonna go on a date? 282 00:23:03,857 --> 00:23:06,734 - I have plenty of dates. - When's the last time you had a date? 283 00:23:06,859 --> 00:23:09,694 When's the last time you played "hide the rainbow roll"? 284 00:23:09,820 --> 00:23:12,906 Huh? Let's hear it, Lee. The Year of the Rat? 285 00:23:13,031 --> 00:23:14,991 You will never understand me. 286 00:23:15,117 --> 00:23:18,328 You right, 'cause I didn't even understand what you just said to me. 287 00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:27,127 They got my passport back at that massage parlor. 288 00:23:30,172 --> 00:23:31,881 Good afternoon, sir. 289 00:23:32,007 --> 00:23:33,550 - Lee? - Yes, sir. 290 00:23:33,675 --> 00:23:37,553 This is Special Agent Sterling from the United States Secret Service. 291 00:23:37,678 --> 00:23:39,554 Secret Service? Why? 292 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,556 Have a seat, please. 293 00:23:42,850 --> 00:23:45,894 What I'm about to tell you cannot leave this room. 294 00:23:46,019 --> 00:23:49,897 The men who were killed yesterday were not American translators. 295 00:23:50,023 --> 00:23:52,525 They were undercover United States Customs agents... 296 00:23:52,650 --> 00:23:54,693 trying to break a Triad smuggling ring. 297 00:23:54,819 --> 00:23:56,695 - Smuggling what? - We don't know. 298 00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:58,863 But whatever it is, it got the agents killed. 299 00:24:01,575 --> 00:24:02,951 How can we help you? 300 00:24:03,076 --> 00:24:05,328 You can stay the hell out of our way. 301 00:24:07,622 --> 00:24:11,291 - Thank you. - I can get you Ricky Tan. 302 00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:13,751 No. We know all about Tan. 303 00:24:13,877 --> 00:24:16,087 That's why we're leaving him out there as bait. 304 00:24:16,213 --> 00:24:18,965 This is a lot bigger than Ricky Tan... 305 00:24:19,090 --> 00:24:21,633 and the Fu Cang Long Triads. 306 00:24:26,889 --> 00:24:28,515 Hey, cutie. 307 00:24:50,118 --> 00:24:51,994 Thank you, Lee. 308 00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:23,397 Carter! Carter! 309 00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:27,692 Heaven on Earth massage parlor? 310 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,404 Heaven on Earth? 311 00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:34,656 Hello. Cheap suits. 312 00:25:34,782 --> 00:25:37,868 Hello. Cheap suits. Cheap suits. 313 00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:40,204 - Cheap suits. Cheap suits. - How cheap? 314 00:25:40,329 --> 00:25:43,039 - Cheap suits. - Cheap as hell? 315 00:25:59,763 --> 00:26:01,472 Excuse me. 316 00:26:01,598 --> 00:26:04,892 Can you direct me to Heaven on Earth massage parlor, please? 317 00:26:05,018 --> 00:26:07,770 - Hello. How are you? - Okay. 318 00:26:09,522 --> 00:26:11,523 No, no. Wait a minute. 319 00:26:11,648 --> 00:26:13,566 I don't want no chicken. 320 00:26:17,028 --> 00:26:20,030 I don't want no chicken! What am I gonna do with a chicken? 321 00:26:21,115 --> 00:26:23,075 I don't like my chickens live, okay? 322 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,535 I like 'em dead and deep-fried. You ever heard of Popeye's? 323 00:26:28,205 --> 00:26:31,207 No, no! No! Don't kill chicken. 324 00:26:32,459 --> 00:26:33,751 Yes. 325 00:26:33,877 --> 00:26:35,920 I'm warning you. I'm a police officer. 326 00:26:36,045 --> 00:26:38,422 Put the blade down and let the bird go right now! 327 00:26:46,721 --> 00:26:48,597 You okay, Lee? 328 00:26:51,559 --> 00:26:53,936 All he wanted was some mu sh... 329 00:27:09,158 --> 00:27:10,117 Damn. 330 00:27:11,243 --> 00:27:14,037 Hey, taxi! Taxi! 331 00:27:17,332 --> 00:27:19,250 Follow that car. 332 00:27:20,751 --> 00:27:24,337 Follow that limo. This is a chase. Wherever he goes, you go. 333 00:27:24,463 --> 00:27:27,966 You're not movin'! This is the opposite of chasin'! 334 00:27:29,176 --> 00:27:32,262 What? I will slap you if you don't move this car. 335 00:27:32,387 --> 00:27:35,181 I'm gonna slap you. I'm gonna slap you. 336 00:27:35,306 --> 00:27:38,100 All right. Okay, look. Here. 337 00:27:38,225 --> 00:27:40,143 You understand that? 338 00:27:43,939 --> 00:27:46,399 - Now you're speaking my language. - Get the hell on then. 339 00:27:46,566 --> 00:27:48,609 Come on, let's go! 340 00:28:36,444 --> 00:28:41,782 We just heard Ricky Tan is throwing a party on his boat tonight. 341 00:28:42,908 --> 00:28:44,159 Did you tell Sterling? 342 00:28:44,493 --> 00:28:48,329 Let him find out on his own. I want the Hong Kong Police handling this. 343 00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:19,440 Wait right here. I'll be right back. 344 00:29:19,565 --> 00:29:22,525 - You understand? - Yes, I understand! 345 00:29:22,651 --> 00:29:24,819 And don't eat my chicken, okay? 346 00:29:26,405 --> 00:29:27,781 Jesus! 347 00:30:50,980 --> 00:30:52,356 How you doin', baby? 348 00:30:52,481 --> 00:30:55,859 Carter, James Carter. Baldwin Hills. 349 00:30:55,984 --> 00:30:58,069 Isabella Molina. From San Juan. 350 00:30:58,195 --> 00:31:00,405 San Juan? I know San Juan. 351 00:31:00,530 --> 00:31:03,532 I've traveled there many times on my private plane. 352 00:31:03,658 --> 00:31:08,704 You must know my friend Pedro Morales Magonzales Marato Molaso Mondustos. 353 00:31:08,829 --> 00:31:11,081 - I don't think so. - You sure? 354 00:31:11,206 --> 00:31:13,916 Well, I'm sorry. I thought you rode in the best circles. 355 00:31:14,042 --> 00:31:16,252 But listen. Make yourself feel at home. 356 00:31:16,377 --> 00:31:20,463 You need anything... champagne, caviar... my yacht is your yacht. 357 00:31:21,882 --> 00:31:23,258 This is your yacht? 358 00:31:23,384 --> 00:31:25,427 That's right. I'm the owner. 359 00:31:25,552 --> 00:31:28,262 The captain. El capitan. 360 00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:31,474 - El capitan? - Yes. Listen. 361 00:31:31,599 --> 00:31:35,268 I'm not gonna play games with you. I want you right now. 362 00:31:35,436 --> 00:31:38,271 I see me and you downstairs in one of those bathrooms... 363 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:40,273 in about five minutes. 364 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:43,735 Well, I'm very tempted. It's such a beautiful yacht. 365 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,154 What's it called? 366 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:50,408 - What's it called? - Mm-hmm. Your yacht. 367 00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:54,578 - The S.S. Minnow Johnson. - The S.S. Minnow Johnson? 368 00:31:54,703 --> 00:31:57,372 Funny. The name on the back was The Red Dragon. 369 00:31:57,539 --> 00:31:59,290 The Red Dragon? Are you sure? 370 00:31:59,457 --> 00:32:02,709 Oh, I'm sure. Because this is my friend's yacht. 371 00:32:02,877 --> 00:32:04,962 - Your friend's yacht? - And this is his party. 372 00:32:05,129 --> 00:32:08,798 I must've got on the wrong yacht. All these yachts look alike these days. 373 00:32:08,966 --> 00:32:11,885 I knew somethin' was wrong when my key didn't work. 374 00:32:13,345 --> 00:32:16,180 - Who's your friend? - Somebody on the wrong yacht. 375 00:32:16,306 --> 00:32:19,141 Wait a second. I know you. Steven Reign, right? 376 00:32:19,267 --> 00:32:22,436 You own half of Los Angeles. What you doin' here in Hong Kong? 377 00:32:22,561 --> 00:32:24,771 I'm here for the weekend, taking in the sights. 378 00:32:24,897 --> 00:32:27,983 You must have your own plane too. It's fun, ain't it? 379 00:32:28,817 --> 00:32:30,693 - Shall we? - Yes. 380 00:32:32,111 --> 00:32:34,404 Well, enjoy the party, Mr. Carter. 381 00:32:34,530 --> 00:32:36,406 I plan to, Ms. Isabella. 382 00:32:36,532 --> 00:32:39,993 See you later, Stevie. Be cool. 383 00:32:53,422 --> 00:32:56,508 - Ricky Tan. Where is he? - I don't know! 384 00:32:56,633 --> 00:32:59,593 He killed a detective today. Where is he? 385 00:32:59,719 --> 00:33:01,428 Who got killed, man? 386 00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:04,432 - Carter! - Who died, Lee? 387 00:33:04,557 --> 00:33:06,517 - You! - Detective Yu? 388 00:33:06,642 --> 00:33:08,518 - Not Yu, you! - Who? 389 00:33:08,644 --> 00:33:10,020 - You! - Who? 390 00:33:10,145 --> 00:33:13,981 Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? 391 00:33:14,107 --> 00:33:17,651 Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth, man. 392 00:33:17,777 --> 00:33:20,320 Ricky Tan is waiting for you. 393 00:33:25,742 --> 00:33:28,119 What the hell is going on here, Lee? 394 00:33:28,245 --> 00:33:30,788 Remember I told you my father was a policeman? 395 00:33:30,914 --> 00:33:33,040 - Ricky Tan was his partner. - What? 396 00:33:33,416 --> 00:33:35,501 Hu Li, you disappoint me. 397 00:33:36,752 --> 00:33:38,586 Have you forgotten where you're from? 398 00:33:39,797 --> 00:33:41,715 Don't forget who you work for. 399 00:33:42,757 --> 00:33:45,384 You think you could ever be a leader? 400 00:33:53,851 --> 00:33:56,269 Lee, I've been expecting you. 401 00:33:56,395 --> 00:33:58,396 Please ask your partner to wait inside. 402 00:33:58,521 --> 00:34:01,064 - I ain't goin' nowhere. - It's okay. 403 00:34:01,191 --> 00:34:03,818 - I'm not leavin' you alone. - I'll be fine. 404 00:34:03,943 --> 00:34:05,944 - You sure? - Yes. 405 00:34:07,363 --> 00:34:09,573 I'll be right upstairs. 406 00:34:12,409 --> 00:34:14,494 I know what everybody's saying. 407 00:34:14,619 --> 00:34:17,538 I did not blow up the American embassy. 408 00:34:17,663 --> 00:34:19,581 I'm not that stupid. 409 00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:23,710 But I believe some of my people did. 410 00:34:23,836 --> 00:34:27,422 My enemies are trying to frame me. 411 00:34:27,547 --> 00:34:30,925 There is a war going on right now within the Triads. 412 00:34:32,301 --> 00:34:34,219 I'm afraid I'm gonna lose this time. 413 00:34:36,013 --> 00:34:38,723 If your father were still alive, I would turn to him for advice. 414 00:34:38,849 --> 00:34:41,142 Please don't. 415 00:34:41,268 --> 00:34:44,479 Lee, I really need your help. I cannot trust anybody else. 416 00:34:44,604 --> 00:34:47,231 Tell me why they killed the customs agents. 417 00:34:47,357 --> 00:34:50,192 I'll give you all the information you need... 418 00:34:50,317 --> 00:34:54,237 but you've gotta get me out of Hong Kong right away. 419 00:35:36,609 --> 00:35:38,110 Lady, what are you doin'? 420 00:35:38,277 --> 00:35:40,612 Get down. I'm L.A.P.D. 421 00:35:42,531 --> 00:35:46,034 You just kick me? You must be outta your mind! 422 00:35:46,159 --> 00:35:49,495 You want some of me? I'm gonna give you an L.A.P.D. Ass-kickin'! 423 00:36:15,768 --> 00:36:17,728 - You okay? - Yeah. 424 00:36:17,854 --> 00:36:20,564 I slipped and I fell. Hey. 425 00:36:20,689 --> 00:36:22,649 - What? - Am I bleedin'? 426 00:36:35,870 --> 00:36:38,580 Quite a night, Inspector. 427 00:36:38,705 --> 00:36:41,916 Ricky Tan was our only bait. Now he's gone. 428 00:36:42,042 --> 00:36:46,420 So you got your revenge, at the expense of a U.S. Government investigation. 429 00:36:46,546 --> 00:36:48,422 What are you talkin' about, revenge? 430 00:36:48,548 --> 00:36:51,342 Now, I don't know if the Triads paid you to get rid of Tan... 431 00:36:51,467 --> 00:36:53,802 or if it was a pure vendetta killing... 432 00:36:53,927 --> 00:36:57,346 or if you're involved in the smuggling yourself, but you're off this case. 433 00:36:57,472 --> 00:36:59,849 I don't ever wanna see you again. Is that clear? 434 00:36:59,974 --> 00:37:02,809 - What's goin' on here? - Carter, you're in enough trouble. 435 00:37:02,935 --> 00:37:05,687 Just shut up. Stay out of it. 436 00:37:05,813 --> 00:37:07,856 You're goin' back to L.A. Right now. 437 00:37:07,981 --> 00:37:11,692 That's fine with me, man. I ain't had fun since I been out here. 438 00:37:15,446 --> 00:37:17,531 Sorry, Lee. 439 00:37:19,367 --> 00:37:21,035 Escort Detective Carter to the airport. 440 00:37:23,454 --> 00:37:24,830 I'll take him. 441 00:37:24,955 --> 00:37:26,372 Get your hands off! 442 00:37:34,088 --> 00:37:38,133 - Carter, you don't understand. - I understand, all right. 443 00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:40,635 I got knocked off a building, I got beat on... 444 00:37:40,761 --> 00:37:44,430 I got stripped butt-naked, and you held out on me, man. 445 00:37:44,556 --> 00:37:46,724 I'm outta here. 446 00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:56,066 Carter, Ricky Tan set up my father. 447 00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:58,860 What? 448 00:38:04,031 --> 00:38:07,951 Five years ago, my father was working a big international smuggling case. 449 00:38:08,118 --> 00:38:10,995 He found out his partner, Tan, was working for the Triads. 450 00:38:11,121 --> 00:38:15,249 But before he could prove it, he was killed. 451 00:38:15,375 --> 00:38:17,335 All the evidence disappeared... 452 00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:19,920 Tan resigned, and the case was never solved. 453 00:38:21,964 --> 00:38:24,507 I get it now. This is all about your daddy's last case. 454 00:38:30,013 --> 00:38:31,889 You gettin' on the plane with me or not? 455 00:38:32,014 --> 00:38:33,181 What? 456 00:38:33,349 --> 00:38:36,059 You know my daddy died on the job too. 457 00:38:36,185 --> 00:38:39,020 If I had a chance to square his death, I'd do whatever it took. 458 00:38:39,146 --> 00:38:42,565 I'd do anything. So you comin' or what? 459 00:38:48,654 --> 00:38:49,821 Why L. A? 460 00:38:53,283 --> 00:38:56,577 Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's theory of criminal investigation: 461 00:38:56,745 --> 00:38:58,579 Follow the rich white man. 462 00:38:58,746 --> 00:39:02,541 - Follow the rich white man? - Exactly. Now you're learning. 463 00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:06,127 Every big crime has a rich white man behind it waitin' for his cut. 464 00:39:06,295 --> 00:39:08,630 Now in our case, we know who the rich white man is. 465 00:39:08,797 --> 00:39:10,631 - Steven Reign. - Who? 466 00:39:10,799 --> 00:39:13,509 Steven Reign, the hotel billionaire. I saw him on Ricky Tan's boat. 467 00:39:13,676 --> 00:39:16,011 When the shootin' started, he was way too cool. 468 00:39:16,137 --> 00:39:18,639 When people start shootin', white people ain't that cool. 469 00:39:18,764 --> 00:39:21,057 They either runnin' around, hidin' behind tables... 470 00:39:21,183 --> 00:39:24,227 or screamin' like, "aah!" 471 00:39:24,353 --> 00:39:25,937 You sound like that all the time. 472 00:39:26,062 --> 00:39:28,022 Let me tell you somethin' about black people. 473 00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:30,525 When stuff goes down, we keep our cool. 474 00:39:30,650 --> 00:39:33,861 Maybe, but not like Asians. We never panic. 475 00:39:33,986 --> 00:39:36,613 Right. When Godzilla's comin', y'all be trippin'. 476 00:39:36,739 --> 00:39:39,366 I seen the movie. You be, "Gaica, gaica!" 477 00:39:39,491 --> 00:39:41,325 Yellin' everywhere. I seen Chinamen... 478 00:39:41,451 --> 00:39:42,952 Mr. Carter, excuse me. 479 00:39:43,078 --> 00:39:45,330 Thank you so much. It's the kosher meal? 480 00:39:45,455 --> 00:39:48,582 - Yes, that is our kosher meal. - Shalom. 481 00:39:54,212 --> 00:39:56,547 Los Angeles. 482 00:40:02,053 --> 00:40:04,763 There he is, right there, Mr. Steven Reign... 483 00:40:04,889 --> 00:40:07,516 livin' large in one of his penthouse suites. 484 00:40:09,518 --> 00:40:13,229 Oh, guess who this is. Yep, that's her. 485 00:40:13,354 --> 00:40:16,356 That's the woman that was on Ricky Tan's boat, right there. 486 00:40:16,482 --> 00:40:18,066 We got 'em. 487 00:40:18,192 --> 00:40:20,902 Told you it'd work out. Know what I'm talkin' about. 488 00:40:21,028 --> 00:40:22,988 All we gotta do now is wait. 489 00:40:24,364 --> 00:40:25,781 They still talkin'? 490 00:40:27,450 --> 00:40:28,659 He's leaving. 491 00:40:28,785 --> 00:40:30,745 - He'll be back. - How do you know? 492 00:40:30,870 --> 00:40:32,996 I know. You see how fine that woman is? 493 00:40:33,122 --> 00:40:35,207 He'll definitely be back. 494 00:40:41,671 --> 00:40:43,339 What's she doing? 495 00:40:46,217 --> 00:40:48,093 What's she doin', man? 496 00:40:48,219 --> 00:40:51,096 She's just standing around, not doing much. 497 00:40:51,221 --> 00:40:55,474 Just don't fall asleep. Sooner or later, something's gonna happen. 498 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:59,353 Okay, I just try to stay awake. It's just so boring. 499 00:41:03,274 --> 00:41:06,193 Oh. Slow down, baby. 500 00:41:06,318 --> 00:41:07,485 What? 501 00:41:09,321 --> 00:41:11,531 - Nothing. I said nothing. - You said somethin'. 502 00:41:11,656 --> 00:41:13,490 - I said nothing. - I heard you. 503 00:41:13,616 --> 00:41:15,868 No. Nothing. 504 00:41:27,170 --> 00:41:30,047 Lee, what's goin' on? What you talkin' about? 505 00:41:30,173 --> 00:41:32,967 - She's getting undressed. - What? 506 00:41:33,092 --> 00:41:35,302 - She's just getting undressed. - Give me that! 507 00:41:35,427 --> 00:41:38,513 No! It's not right! 508 00:41:38,639 --> 00:41:41,182 - Lord, have mercy! - What? 509 00:41:41,349 --> 00:41:43,851 - She took her skirt off. - I cannot hear this. 510 00:41:43,977 --> 00:41:46,354 Black panties, black bra... 511 00:41:46,479 --> 00:41:50,565 Victoria's Secret, spring catalogue, page 27. 512 00:41:50,691 --> 00:41:52,192 Girl got class. 513 00:41:52,317 --> 00:41:55,152 Let me look a little closer. Oh, look at that. 514 00:41:55,278 --> 00:41:57,279 Got a little tattoo. That's cute. 515 00:41:57,405 --> 00:41:59,531 Looks like Snoopy. 516 00:41:59,699 --> 00:42:01,075 - Snoopy? - Yeah. 517 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:04,369 - I love Snoopy. - I love Snoopy too. Let me look. 518 00:42:04,537 --> 00:42:06,413 Hold up. Wait a minute. 519 00:42:06,580 --> 00:42:09,207 She's goin' to the door. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 520 00:42:10,375 --> 00:42:12,251 She's openin' the door. 521 00:42:13,795 --> 00:42:16,255 Look like somebody droppin' off a package. 522 00:42:16,422 --> 00:42:18,382 Wait a minute. 523 00:42:18,549 --> 00:42:22,135 Look like the same girl who dropped off the package at your office. 524 00:42:22,302 --> 00:42:23,678 It's a bomb! 525 00:42:25,055 --> 00:42:26,431 Watch out! 526 00:42:31,143 --> 00:42:34,103 It's this one right here. Lady, you got a bomb in there! 527 00:42:34,271 --> 00:42:36,064 Open that door! 528 00:42:36,231 --> 00:42:38,065 Kick the door. 529 00:42:41,361 --> 00:42:43,237 - Damn, you fine. - Carter! 530 00:42:45,114 --> 00:42:47,074 - Come on, Lee! - Where? 531 00:42:47,199 --> 00:42:50,410 - Don't drop it! This way! - Where should we go? 532 00:42:55,081 --> 00:42:56,665 Roof! Roof! 533 00:42:56,791 --> 00:42:58,751 Don't trip! Be careful! 534 00:43:01,963 --> 00:43:04,089 - Throw it, Lee! - Where? 535 00:43:04,215 --> 00:43:07,009 Lee, throw it! Throw the bomb over the edge! 536 00:43:07,134 --> 00:43:08,510 Throw it! Throw it! 537 00:43:08,635 --> 00:43:10,845 - Throw it over the edge! - There's people down there! 538 00:43:10,971 --> 00:43:13,640 - Lee, throw it! - Carter! 539 00:43:13,765 --> 00:43:16,017 - Lee! Throw it! - No! 540 00:43:16,142 --> 00:43:18,018 We about to die! 541 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,109 Okay, get on your feet. 542 00:43:27,235 --> 00:43:29,361 - Enough, all right? - Put that down! 543 00:43:29,487 --> 00:43:31,363 - It's a bomb! - Put that down! 544 00:43:31,489 --> 00:43:34,408 Guys, no bomb. Nothing. 545 00:43:34,533 --> 00:43:38,202 Now stay away before I throw you both in jail for obstruction. 546 00:43:38,328 --> 00:43:40,329 Throw us in jail? 547 00:43:40,455 --> 00:43:43,165 You must be outta your mind. I'm about to bust you right now. 548 00:43:43,291 --> 00:43:46,251 I'm an undercover agent for the United States Secret Service. 549 00:43:46,377 --> 00:43:49,087 How do we know that? Show me a badge right now. 550 00:43:49,213 --> 00:43:51,173 Here you go. 551 00:43:52,674 --> 00:43:55,885 Let me see that again. I didn't get a good look at that. 552 00:43:56,011 --> 00:43:58,721 We can help you. I'm a detective from Hong Kong. 553 00:43:58,846 --> 00:44:01,389 I know who you are, Inspector Lee. I know. 554 00:44:01,515 --> 00:44:04,851 We need to go out of sight, so come down to my suite. 555 00:44:07,813 --> 00:44:10,356 - Why did you say it was a bomb? - No, you said that. 556 00:44:10,482 --> 00:44:12,692 - No, you said it. - You said that in the hotel room. 557 00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:14,777 I said she was the bomb. 558 00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:18,321 She was the bomb? 559 00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:21,241 Look, I've been working this case for months now... 560 00:44:21,366 --> 00:44:23,367 so if I seem a little aggravated, I apologize. 561 00:44:23,493 --> 00:44:25,369 You need to tell us what's goin' on. 562 00:44:25,495 --> 00:44:28,122 The Triads and Reign think I'm a crooked customs agent. 563 00:44:28,247 --> 00:44:31,458 - Is that a payoff? - No. That's a sample. 564 00:44:31,584 --> 00:44:33,585 You guys ever heard of the Superbill? 565 00:44:33,711 --> 00:44:36,088 I heard of it. It's a myth. Some kind of counterfeit. 566 00:44:36,213 --> 00:44:39,674 Honey, it's much more than a counterfeit. 567 00:44:39,799 --> 00:44:42,968 Fourteen out of fifteen world banks can't even tell the difference. 568 00:44:43,094 --> 00:44:44,678 The paper is Crane linen blend... 569 00:44:44,804 --> 00:44:47,681 and the bills are printed on U.S. Intaglio presses. 570 00:44:47,807 --> 00:44:50,684 You wanna tell us how they get into the U.S. Mint to use the presses? 571 00:44:50,809 --> 00:44:54,353 In 1959, the United States was very friendly with the Shah of Iran. 572 00:44:54,479 --> 00:44:56,856 Why? Because we wanted his oil. 573 00:44:56,981 --> 00:44:58,857 Our government gave him a gift... 574 00:44:58,983 --> 00:45:00,943 a U.S. Treasury intaglio printing press. 575 00:45:01,068 --> 00:45:03,236 Now, it's the only one to ever leave the country. 576 00:45:03,362 --> 00:45:05,947 Five years ago, Ricky Tan bought the press on the black market. 577 00:45:06,073 --> 00:45:07,782 Five years ago? 578 00:45:07,908 --> 00:45:09,868 That's right before he left the force. 579 00:45:09,993 --> 00:45:13,579 Ricky Tan got hold of one-of-a-kind Swiss-made hundred-dollar plates... 580 00:45:13,705 --> 00:45:15,581 and he started printing Superbills. 581 00:45:15,706 --> 00:45:18,375 That's why Hu Li killed him... for the plates. 582 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:22,545 And they've printed and shipped one hundred million dollars. 583 00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:28,342 There's only one way to spot a fake. 584 00:45:28,468 --> 00:45:31,428 They use an optical transfer ink from India that burns red. 585 00:45:31,554 --> 00:45:35,307 You see? Now, the real ink, it burns black. 586 00:45:39,477 --> 00:45:42,563 You know, Carter, I believe you're asking the wrong question. 587 00:45:42,730 --> 00:45:46,316 The real question is, where are the plates? 588 00:45:46,484 --> 00:45:49,820 Because if we can find the plates, we can stop the whole operation. 589 00:45:49,945 --> 00:45:52,697 - Right? - Yeah, you're right. 590 00:45:52,864 --> 00:45:55,616 Maybe this is where you can help us, guys. 591 00:45:55,784 --> 00:45:59,036 Yeah. Carter, this is your city, right? 592 00:45:59,537 --> 00:46:02,331 Yeah, this is my titty. I mean, this is my city. 593 00:46:02,456 --> 00:46:06,459 Great. And Lee, you know Hu Li and the Triads, correct? 594 00:46:06,585 --> 00:46:08,586 - Yes. - Great. 595 00:46:08,712 --> 00:46:12,673 Can you do me a favor? Can you find out where Hu Li's keeping the plates? 596 00:46:12,799 --> 00:46:14,967 - That ain't no problem. - Thank you. 597 00:46:15,092 --> 00:46:17,052 So welcome aboard, gentlemen. 598 00:46:17,178 --> 00:46:21,098 From now on, you're officially working for the United States Secret Service. 599 00:46:23,558 --> 00:46:26,560 Secret Service agent James Carter. 600 00:46:26,686 --> 00:46:29,938 That sounds good. It's got a nice ring to it, don't it? 601 00:46:30,064 --> 00:46:31,940 I'm tellin' you, Lee, give me six months. 602 00:46:32,066 --> 00:46:35,569 Six months and I'll be in Washington, D.C., protectin' the president. 603 00:46:35,694 --> 00:46:38,321 We both know you would never take a bullet for someone else. 604 00:46:38,446 --> 00:46:40,322 Yeah, but they don't know that. 605 00:46:40,448 --> 00:46:42,991 I'm gonna talk to Isabella, see if she can hook somethin' up. 606 00:46:43,117 --> 00:46:46,995 - Seein' how she stared at a brother. - She never even look at you. 607 00:46:47,121 --> 00:46:49,581 Just jealous, Lee, 'cause the girl chose me... 608 00:46:49,706 --> 00:46:53,084 'cause I'm tall, dark and handsome, and you Third-World ugly. 609 00:46:53,210 --> 00:46:55,420 I'm not Third-World ugly. Women like me. 610 00:46:55,545 --> 00:46:58,672 They think I'm cute, like Snoopy. 611 00:46:58,798 --> 00:47:01,633 Lee, Snoopy is six inches taller than you. 612 00:47:05,846 --> 00:47:08,848 Lee and Carter are officially out of the Secret Service's way. 613 00:47:09,974 --> 00:47:10,849 Correct. 614 00:47:29,534 --> 00:47:33,037 This is my informant's place. They got pretty good ribs here too. 615 00:47:33,162 --> 00:47:35,038 I like kosher. 616 00:47:43,754 --> 00:47:45,672 Hey. Hey, wait. 617 00:47:53,221 --> 00:47:56,599 Oh, I know I don't think I see what I see what I'm thinkin'! 618 00:47:56,724 --> 00:47:59,101 I know good and well y'all ain't gamblin' back here! 619 00:47:59,227 --> 00:48:02,104 - This is supposed to be a restaurant! - What you doin' here, James? 620 00:48:02,229 --> 00:48:04,731 You about to go to jail, and all your little friends. 621 00:48:04,857 --> 00:48:07,359 Everybody pack up your stuff and let's get outta here. 622 00:48:07,484 --> 00:48:09,944 - All right, let's talk outside. - You wanna talk outside? 623 00:48:10,070 --> 00:48:10,945 Yes. 624 00:48:11,070 --> 00:48:14,156 Let's go if you wanna talk. As long as you wanna talk. 625 00:48:17,618 --> 00:48:19,744 Where you get that from? I like that. 626 00:48:19,870 --> 00:48:21,996 That's good. What's up, Kenny? 627 00:48:23,081 --> 00:48:24,957 - James Carter. - What's up? 628 00:48:25,083 --> 00:48:28,836 I heard you was gettin' your ass kicked out there in Hong Kong, brother. 629 00:48:28,961 --> 00:48:30,837 - What? - That's right. 630 00:48:30,963 --> 00:48:33,173 - Who told you that? - I got my sources. 631 00:48:33,298 --> 00:48:35,883 - Don't you worry about that. - They tellin' you lies. 632 00:48:36,009 --> 00:48:38,636 Look, I'm about to bust you if you don't give me some information. 633 00:48:38,762 --> 00:48:41,931 How you gonna come up here and jam me up like this, James? 634 00:48:42,056 --> 00:48:46,142 You embarrass me in front of my wife, my kids out there. 635 00:48:46,268 --> 00:48:48,144 Kenny, you embarrassin' yourself. 636 00:48:48,270 --> 00:48:50,813 You a black man with a Chinese restaurant on Crenshaw. 637 00:48:50,939 --> 00:48:54,066 You come up in here, you ain't show me no badge. 638 00:48:54,192 --> 00:48:56,152 You ain't even flashed a warrant. 639 00:48:56,277 --> 00:49:00,489 Know what I'm gonna do for you? I'm gonna whup your ass. 640 00:49:00,614 --> 00:49:02,490 And then I'm gonna whup your ass. 641 00:49:02,616 --> 00:49:04,909 Kenny, we'd love to see that. We would. 642 00:49:05,035 --> 00:49:06,828 - Come on, Kenny! - Come on! 643 00:49:06,953 --> 00:49:08,037 - Come on! - Do it! 644 00:49:08,163 --> 00:49:09,622 I'll shoot you and say you fell in the kitchen. 645 00:49:09,748 --> 00:49:11,416 - Come on! - You better chill out. 646 00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:14,876 - Kenny, calm down, Kenny! - What... 647 00:49:25,428 --> 00:49:26,804 Twisting Tiger. 648 00:49:30,182 --> 00:49:31,516 Where did you learn that? 649 00:49:31,725 --> 00:49:33,351 Master Ching taught me. 650 00:49:33,894 --> 00:49:34,811 Master Ching from Beijing? 651 00:49:35,395 --> 00:49:36,938 No... Freddy Ching's in Crenshaw. 652 00:49:37,814 --> 00:49:39,940 Oh. They're brothers. 653 00:49:40,066 --> 00:49:42,318 Oh, all right, all right. 654 00:49:42,735 --> 00:49:44,695 Why are you hanging out with 7-11? 655 00:49:44,904 --> 00:49:46,071 7-11? 656 00:49:46,864 --> 00:49:48,990 Because his mouth never closes. 657 00:49:51,201 --> 00:49:55,371 Hey! I heard that. I heard that. 658 00:49:55,497 --> 00:49:57,540 Don't be talkin' about me, man. 659 00:49:57,665 --> 00:50:00,417 - You're here about some funny money? - How you know? 660 00:50:00,543 --> 00:50:02,836 - C-notes, right? - Yeah. 661 00:50:02,961 --> 00:50:05,004 Any of 'em came through here? 662 00:50:06,631 --> 00:50:08,507 One of my regulars came in a few days ago... 663 00:50:08,633 --> 00:50:11,468 dropped about 50 large on the tables in there. 664 00:50:11,594 --> 00:50:14,346 I was about to go down there with my boys and tune his ass up... 665 00:50:14,472 --> 00:50:16,515 but he comes in the next day with the whole thing. 666 00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:19,434 Brand-new one hundred dollar bills, sequential. 667 00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:22,395 I figure they're fake, 'cause this guy's got a regular day job. 668 00:50:22,521 --> 00:50:24,898 So I test 'em, and they checked out. 669 00:50:25,023 --> 00:50:27,191 You still have the bills? 670 00:50:27,316 --> 00:50:29,609 Still got my lunch money from the third grade. 671 00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:30,986 Let me see 'em. 672 00:50:54,466 --> 00:50:56,843 Hold it. What are you doin'? 673 00:51:03,182 --> 00:51:04,099 It's fake. 674 00:51:04,224 --> 00:51:07,184 He got you. Who you say gave that to you? 675 00:51:07,310 --> 00:51:10,270 Cat named Zing. Work down at Reign Plaza. 676 00:51:10,438 --> 00:51:13,023 You better hope you find him before I do. 677 00:51:37,295 --> 00:51:40,130 Excuse me. L.A.P.D. 678 00:51:40,256 --> 00:51:42,424 We're lookin' for a guy named Zing. 679 00:51:44,927 --> 00:51:47,095 Come here! Come back here! 680 00:51:47,262 --> 00:51:50,014 Hey! Hey! You little rascal! 681 00:51:50,182 --> 00:51:53,893 Get back here! Get back here right now! 682 00:52:05,278 --> 00:52:07,071 The great Chief Inspector Lee. 683 00:52:09,616 --> 00:52:12,535 I'll be remembered for getting rid of you. 684 00:52:12,785 --> 00:52:15,120 Know what? I don't even know why the hell I'm here. 685 00:52:15,287 --> 00:52:17,413 I ain't even Chinese. 686 00:52:17,539 --> 00:52:19,415 All right, I'm sorry. 687 00:52:21,209 --> 00:52:24,461 I think there's someone who would like to talk to them first. 688 00:52:33,929 --> 00:52:36,139 What'd you do that for? That was unnecessary! 689 00:52:41,811 --> 00:52:44,480 You knocked out my filling, girl. That's gonna cost you. 690 00:52:47,816 --> 00:52:51,485 I ain't never hit a woman in my life, but your ass is pushin' it! 691 00:52:54,906 --> 00:52:57,658 Okay, all right. I'll go. 692 00:53:01,078 --> 00:53:02,954 Better watch your back. 693 00:53:40,780 --> 00:53:41,947 What happened? 694 00:53:42,114 --> 00:53:45,492 That lady Isabella knock you out. She played you. 695 00:53:45,618 --> 00:53:46,994 - No. - Yes, she did. 696 00:53:47,119 --> 00:53:48,995 - She save our life. - What? 697 00:53:49,121 --> 00:53:51,498 - Hu Li could have killed us. - Are you crazy, man? 698 00:53:51,665 --> 00:53:54,042 Look at us. We good as dead! 699 00:53:54,167 --> 00:53:57,169 - Stop your whining! - What you gonna do if I don't stop? 700 00:53:57,295 --> 00:53:59,547 I will slap the hell outta you right now, Lee. 701 00:54:01,632 --> 00:54:03,967 - I'll bitch-slap you back to Africa! - You will? 702 00:54:04,092 --> 00:54:07,011 Let me see that. I wanna see you do that! 703 00:54:07,137 --> 00:54:09,806 You don't know who you're messin' with, man! 704 00:54:09,931 --> 00:54:11,807 You don't know who you're messin' with, do you? 705 00:54:11,933 --> 00:54:14,893 - I'll bite your damn nose off. - You bite... Come on! 706 00:54:26,487 --> 00:54:27,863 I don't trust her. 707 00:54:28,114 --> 00:54:29,948 It's a mistake having her here. 708 00:54:30,282 --> 00:54:33,076 Our orders are to leave her alone. 709 00:54:38,706 --> 00:54:41,875 I want to slice those pretty lips right off her face 710 00:54:42,293 --> 00:54:46,046 and bury her in the desert with those two cops. 711 00:54:48,757 --> 00:54:50,633 Some apple? 712 00:54:52,844 --> 00:54:55,930 I'd put that knife away, bitch, before you have an accident. 713 00:55:05,647 --> 00:55:08,107 Ain't no use, man. 714 00:55:08,233 --> 00:55:10,735 Just tell me how the Triads are gonna kill us. 715 00:55:10,860 --> 00:55:13,695 They will torture us for three days. 716 00:55:13,821 --> 00:55:18,074 - I can handle that. - Then they'll cut off our egg rolls. 717 00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,410 Cut off our egg rolls? Hell, no! 718 00:55:20,535 --> 00:55:23,913 Let's get the hell outta here! Come on, don't give up! 719 00:55:31,587 --> 00:55:34,172 - I don't wanna die! - Be quiet. 720 00:55:35,340 --> 00:55:38,342 - Okay, give me your left leg. - What for? 721 00:55:38,468 --> 00:55:39,510 Left leg! 722 00:55:39,636 --> 00:55:41,012 Like this. 723 00:55:43,431 --> 00:55:45,307 - Hold tight. - Okay. 724 00:55:56,359 --> 00:55:58,652 That's it. Bite that thing. 725 00:55:58,778 --> 00:56:00,779 Bite it like a little monkey! 726 00:56:00,904 --> 00:56:02,905 Bite it! There you go. 727 00:56:03,031 --> 00:56:05,366 Yank it! Use them tiger teeth! 728 00:56:05,492 --> 00:56:07,827 Yeah! Grab it! Pull on it! 729 00:56:07,952 --> 00:56:10,287 You almost got it. That's it. 730 00:56:10,413 --> 00:56:12,289 Oh, shit! 731 00:56:12,415 --> 00:56:14,833 - What the hell? - Wow! 732 00:56:14,959 --> 00:56:17,294 Lee, untie me. Hurry up, man! 733 00:56:18,962 --> 00:56:21,172 All these statues full of money. 734 00:56:30,180 --> 00:56:32,056 Hello, Benjamin! 735 00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:37,645 - What are you doing? - I'm takin' this for evidence. 736 00:56:42,274 --> 00:56:43,483 You feel that? 737 00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:45,861 Yeah. We slowin' down, man. 738 00:57:00,874 --> 00:57:03,251 - What happened? - I'll tell you what happened. 739 00:57:05,754 --> 00:57:07,672 Come on, Lee! 740 00:57:11,926 --> 00:57:13,844 Carter, go up. 741 00:57:44,913 --> 00:57:46,497 - What happened? - You left me. 742 00:57:46,623 --> 00:57:48,916 I didn't leave you. I was waitin' up there for you. 743 00:58:04,181 --> 00:58:06,057 Whoa, man! I ain't goin' in there! 744 00:58:06,182 --> 00:58:08,058 - Come on! - There's rats in there! 745 00:58:08,184 --> 00:58:10,269 - There's no rats! - Look at that rat! 746 00:58:31,455 --> 00:58:33,456 Las Vegas? 747 00:58:35,959 --> 00:58:38,336 What the hell we doin' in Vegas? 748 00:58:38,461 --> 00:58:40,879 Look. Red Dragon. 749 00:58:41,005 --> 00:58:43,674 That's the name of Ricky Tan's boat. 750 00:58:43,799 --> 00:58:45,759 Lee. 751 00:58:49,095 --> 00:58:51,722 - Let's go. - Let's go. 752 00:58:51,848 --> 00:58:53,307 - Sorry. - Damn! 753 00:58:53,433 --> 00:58:55,976 One at a time. What the hell is wrong with you? 754 00:59:00,898 --> 00:59:02,232 - Wait a second, man. - What? 755 00:59:02,357 --> 00:59:04,233 - We can't go in there like this. - Why? 756 00:59:04,359 --> 00:59:06,569 - We got to look fly. - What you mean, "fly"? 757 00:59:06,694 --> 00:59:08,570 We got to mack out. We can't go in like this. 758 00:59:08,696 --> 00:59:10,072 What does it mean, "mack out"? 759 00:59:10,198 --> 00:59:12,575 Follow me, my Asian brother. I'll show you. 760 00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:14,660 Come on. 761 00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:24,001 That's where we're going. 762 00:59:24,127 --> 00:59:26,295 When we get in there, you stay a couple steps behind me. 763 00:59:26,420 --> 00:59:29,464 You smell a little funky. I think you stepped in rat shit. 764 00:59:30,549 --> 00:59:33,885 It was a cowboy hat, and now it's a pith helmet. 765 00:59:34,010 --> 00:59:36,262 Hold on. Talk to you in a bit. 766 00:59:36,387 --> 00:59:37,888 Hi. Can I help you? 767 00:59:38,014 --> 00:59:40,808 Yeah, I'm gonna need black, 42 long... 768 00:59:40,933 --> 00:59:43,226 and nothing touches this body but pure silk. 769 00:59:43,352 --> 00:59:45,937 And get my partner something from the kids' department. 770 00:59:46,063 --> 00:59:47,981 Would your partner like to be wrapped in silk as well? 771 00:59:48,106 --> 00:59:51,484 Some people think it's tacky, but I enjoy it when couples dress alike. 772 00:59:51,609 --> 00:59:53,819 No, this ain't no couple thing, man. 773 00:59:53,945 --> 00:59:56,530 We're police officers on a dangerous case, and we need clothes. 774 00:59:56,655 --> 00:59:58,531 Yes. There are a lot of men chasing us. 775 00:59:58,657 --> 01:00:01,659 As well they should be. You have nothing to worry about, okay? 776 01:00:01,785 --> 01:00:03,703 Because I'm gonna turn you two into the belle of the ball. 777 01:00:03,829 --> 01:00:06,664 - Thank you. - Absolutely. Let's start with you. 778 01:00:06,789 --> 01:00:10,417 You've got a mochaccino face, wonderful skin, and the big, broad shoulders. 779 01:00:10,543 --> 01:00:13,253 Let's put a dead animal on you. Croc skin. 780 01:00:13,379 --> 01:00:15,255 Butter cream, croc skin, butter cream... 781 01:00:15,380 --> 01:00:17,298 What size is the waist? Let's go in. 782 01:00:17,424 --> 01:00:19,676 Hey! Watch it, sweetness! 783 01:00:19,801 --> 01:00:22,219 - He's got some fire to him. - Honey cups! 784 01:00:22,345 --> 01:00:24,471 - I like that. - Go get the clothes! Hurry up! 785 01:00:24,597 --> 01:00:28,392 I'll pull some items. Oh, Jesus. Li'l Kim, I'll be back. 786 01:00:28,517 --> 01:00:32,145 - You see that? - He likes you. 787 01:00:32,270 --> 01:00:34,688 I'm not shopping with you no more. 788 01:00:43,697 --> 01:00:46,491 - Act like you're rich. - Ladies and gentlemen... 789 01:00:46,617 --> 01:00:48,660 Steven Reign... 790 01:00:48,785 --> 01:00:53,122 owner and founder of the Red Dragon Casino. 791 01:00:53,289 --> 01:00:54,832 Thank you. 792 01:00:58,043 --> 01:01:01,337 Thank you. Good evening. 793 01:01:01,505 --> 01:01:05,008 A thousand years ago, a small, wealthy village in China... 794 01:01:05,175 --> 01:01:08,594 hired a young dragon to guard their treasures in a cave. 795 01:01:08,761 --> 01:01:12,514 The people of the village started sneaking him extra food... 796 01:01:12,681 --> 01:01:14,641 hoping to make him stronger. 797 01:01:14,808 --> 01:01:17,143 The dragon grew so big he got stuck... 798 01:01:17,310 --> 01:01:20,521 and the treasure was trapped behind him... 799 01:01:20,688 --> 01:01:22,522 for all eternity. 800 01:01:22,690 --> 01:01:27,068 Ladies and gentlemen, I have found that lost treasure. 801 01:01:27,236 --> 01:01:32,490 It is here, inside the greatest casino in the world! 802 01:01:32,657 --> 01:01:34,700 Welcome to the Red Dragon... 803 01:01:34,868 --> 01:01:37,120 where everybody is a winner! 804 01:01:58,472 --> 01:02:00,348 Black, 29. 805 01:02:05,979 --> 01:02:09,065 Look at this place, Lee. It's the biggest front in the world. 806 01:02:09,232 --> 01:02:10,775 Yeah, right... 807 01:02:12,651 --> 01:02:14,861 - Would you like a drink? - Cigarettes? 808 01:02:18,198 --> 01:02:20,950 - Put your arms around me. - What? 809 01:02:21,075 --> 01:02:23,118 Hold me close. There are cameras everywhere. 810 01:02:24,579 --> 01:02:27,581 - What's going on? - I think I may be in trouble, Lee. 811 01:02:27,748 --> 01:02:29,708 I really need your help. 812 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:32,835 Last time you needed my help, I woke up in a truck. 813 01:02:33,003 --> 01:02:36,756 I'm undercover, Lee. I had no choice. You have to trust me. 814 01:02:36,923 --> 01:02:40,092 Look over my right shoulder. That's the soft count room. 815 01:02:40,259 --> 01:02:42,636 We think the plates are in there. 816 01:02:42,803 --> 01:02:45,763 - I need you to go and get them. - Why don't you go get them? 817 01:02:45,889 --> 01:02:49,725 Because if I'm wrong, then my entire cover is blown. You understand? 818 01:02:51,686 --> 01:02:53,979 How do I know I can trust you? 819 01:02:54,105 --> 01:02:55,564 Dip me. 820 01:02:58,025 --> 01:03:00,485 I'm asking for real now. 821 01:03:00,652 --> 01:03:02,778 Will you help the Secret Service? 822 01:03:13,789 --> 01:03:17,542 What are you doing? Thank you, man. Take this. 823 01:03:18,710 --> 01:03:20,878 - Dancing. - Dancing? 824 01:03:21,004 --> 01:03:23,297 Man, I'm up here working, putting my life on the line... 825 01:03:23,422 --> 01:03:26,382 and you're up here, dancing with some bimbo? 826 01:03:26,509 --> 01:03:29,052 - Does she have a friend? - That was Isabella. 827 01:03:29,219 --> 01:03:31,762 She says the plates are in the soft count room. 828 01:03:31,930 --> 01:03:34,640 I know you didn't just say Isabella. Are you crazy, man? 829 01:03:34,766 --> 01:03:37,685 - That girl is setting you up again. - No. I'm gonna find out. 830 01:03:37,810 --> 01:03:39,728 No, wait, man. 831 01:03:41,230 --> 01:03:44,482 There's security all over. If you're gonna do this, you need a distraction. 832 01:03:44,608 --> 01:03:48,027 So keep your eye on me, and you'll know when to make your move. 833 01:03:48,153 --> 01:03:49,237 - Good. - Cool. 834 01:03:56,952 --> 01:03:59,996 - Come on, big eight! - Come on, Tex! 835 01:04:02,499 --> 01:04:04,500 Hey, hey, hey! Good roll, man! 836 01:04:04,626 --> 01:04:08,254 This table's hot! I want some of this money. Get me in this game. 837 01:04:14,009 --> 01:04:16,261 Let me have a Diet Pepsi and some hot wings. 838 01:04:16,386 --> 01:04:19,096 - 100,000. Give him the chips. - Let's play! I'm gonna get some! 839 01:04:19,222 --> 01:04:21,807 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's this? 840 01:04:25,519 --> 01:04:29,188 No, sir. I did not. I just assumed that... 841 01:04:32,692 --> 01:04:35,944 - Is that it? - No, I didn't think that at all, sir. 842 01:04:36,070 --> 01:04:37,988 - You a racist? - No, I'm not, sir. 843 01:04:42,576 --> 01:04:44,828 - How did that happen? - It just happened. I'm sorry. 844 01:04:44,953 --> 01:04:49,165 This is crazy. You think my people suffered 362 years of slavery... 845 01:04:52,543 --> 01:04:54,336 Do I look like Chicken George to you? 846 01:04:54,462 --> 01:04:56,422 - You do not. - What the hell is that? 847 01:04:56,547 --> 01:05:00,050 - I think you should calm down. - I think you should go count something. 848 01:05:02,594 --> 01:05:05,179 Hurry up. I just want to be treated fairly. Is that too much to ask? 849 01:05:05,305 --> 01:05:08,557 - No. - Is that too much to ask? 850 01:05:08,683 --> 01:05:10,226 I got a problem on table nine. 851 01:05:19,025 --> 01:05:22,361 Why are no black people performing in this hotel? We ain't good enough? 852 01:05:22,487 --> 01:05:24,530 We got Lionel Richie performing here tonight. 853 01:05:24,655 --> 01:05:26,823 Lionel Richie ain't been black since the Commodores, man. 854 01:05:26,949 --> 01:05:29,618 What about Peaches and Herb? Gladys Knight and the Pips? 855 01:05:29,743 --> 01:05:33,412 Ike and Tina? They can get back together. This is crazy. 856 01:05:33,538 --> 01:05:36,290 Sir, why don't you calm down, win some money and have some fun? 857 01:05:36,416 --> 01:05:39,251 I ain't calmin' down no more! I'm sick of you tryin' to calm me down. 858 01:05:39,377 --> 01:05:42,171 We got a problem. Go. 859 01:05:58,310 --> 01:06:00,770 I have a dream... 860 01:06:00,896 --> 01:06:03,940 that white people and black people... 861 01:06:04,065 --> 01:06:07,109 and even Chinese people can gamble together... 862 01:06:07,235 --> 01:06:09,111 without gettin' different chips! 863 01:06:09,236 --> 01:06:11,029 Hallelujah! 864 01:06:15,367 --> 01:06:19,078 Hold it. In the spirit of brotherhood, let's just play craps, man. 865 01:06:19,204 --> 01:06:21,080 Come on. Let's go. Come on! 866 01:06:42,433 --> 01:06:43,892 Oh, shit. 867 01:07:27,181 --> 01:07:30,016 Get him! Stop! 868 01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:10,677 Inspector Lee, this is a ying-tao grenade. 869 01:08:11,303 --> 01:08:12,554 Please follow me. 870 01:08:13,722 --> 01:08:15,515 Or I'll push this detonator, 871 01:08:15,849 --> 01:08:18,559 and blow your 32 teeth into your brain. 872 01:08:21,729 --> 01:08:22,813 Winner. 873 01:08:22,939 --> 01:08:25,983 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 874 01:08:26,108 --> 01:08:29,194 I feel good. Who put their hand on my butt? 875 01:08:29,319 --> 01:08:31,487 Do it again. Give me that. How much I win? 876 01:08:31,613 --> 01:08:33,489 200,000, sir. 877 01:08:36,492 --> 01:08:38,368 All right. 878 01:08:39,203 --> 01:08:40,954 This seven I'm about to roll... 879 01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:44,249 is for the 27 years Mandela spent in that prison and couldn't get justice... 880 01:08:44,374 --> 01:08:45,625 and took all that crap. 881 01:08:45,750 --> 01:08:50,170 That's why I ain't gonna crap out. This one is for Mandela! 882 01:08:52,423 --> 01:08:53,632 A winner. Seven. 883 01:09:12,691 --> 01:09:14,234 Out. 884 01:09:17,612 --> 01:09:22,157 Imagine a business where people hand you money... 885 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:26,745 and you hand them back absolutely nothing. 886 01:09:28,622 --> 01:09:32,458 Now, that's the real American dream. 887 01:09:32,584 --> 01:09:34,627 Thanks to a few pieces of metal... 888 01:09:34,752 --> 01:09:38,797 and a most beautiful U.S. Customs agent... 889 01:09:38,923 --> 01:09:41,216 I'm back in business. 890 01:09:47,138 --> 01:09:49,098 Look at you, Lee. 891 01:09:49,223 --> 01:09:51,099 You look ridiculous. 892 01:09:53,436 --> 01:09:57,189 You know it didn't have to be like this. 893 01:09:57,314 --> 01:09:59,566 It's too bad. 894 01:09:59,691 --> 01:10:02,485 Like father, like son. 895 01:10:04,279 --> 01:10:06,155 He's headed for the penthouse. 896 01:10:09,158 --> 01:10:11,284 Look at this old fool. 897 01:10:13,245 --> 01:10:15,955 What does he think he's doing? 898 01:10:16,081 --> 01:10:18,958 I tell you, it's almost impossible to find a partner... 899 01:10:19,083 --> 01:10:21,835 that is trustworthy and loyal. 900 01:10:21,961 --> 01:10:25,255 Don't you agree, Lee? 901 01:10:25,381 --> 01:10:28,675 Everything stays on the table. Don't nobody touch it. You understand? 902 01:10:32,512 --> 01:10:33,971 Winner, four high. 903 01:10:40,936 --> 01:10:42,896 - Yes! - Come on, sir. 904 01:10:44,397 --> 01:10:48,567 Tell them to get rid of Lee's friend. 905 01:10:48,860 --> 01:10:51,153 - Cash me out. - Sir, get off the table. 906 01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:53,863 Thank you very much. 907 01:10:56,158 --> 01:11:00,036 The trouble with partners is, they die. 908 01:11:00,996 --> 01:11:02,455 As will you. 909 01:11:09,545 --> 01:11:10,587 Have fun. 910 01:11:19,846 --> 01:11:23,182 After I'm through with you you'll be begging me to push this button. 911 01:11:26,935 --> 01:11:30,688 Don't move! U.S. Secret Service! You're under arrest. 912 01:11:47,370 --> 01:11:50,039 These gentlemen will escort you to the cashier. 913 01:11:50,164 --> 01:11:53,500 Good, 'cause I don't want to get jumped by these rich white folks. Let's go. 914 01:12:16,604 --> 01:12:19,773 I appreciate this, fellas. You never can be too safe. 915 01:12:30,742 --> 01:12:31,909 What the... 916 01:12:33,411 --> 01:12:35,371 I'm sorry, man. Did that hurt? 917 01:12:35,496 --> 01:12:36,747 Hey, you! Hold it! 918 01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:39,916 You okay? 919 01:12:58,892 --> 01:13:01,144 Black man get on a roll, y'all start trippin'. 920 01:13:01,269 --> 01:13:03,187 - Y'all get back! - Calm down! 921 01:13:05,648 --> 01:13:08,025 Get back! Get back! Get back! 922 01:13:11,862 --> 01:13:15,865 - Hey, get down. - Drop the stick. 923 01:13:22,371 --> 01:13:25,081 Where you been, Lee? I been on a roll, man! 924 01:13:36,384 --> 01:13:39,762 What happened to you, man? 925 01:13:39,887 --> 01:13:42,430 What's that light in your mouth? 926 01:13:42,556 --> 01:13:44,349 Oh, man, this can't be good. 927 01:13:59,321 --> 01:14:01,656 Move! Would you get out of my way? 928 01:14:14,793 --> 01:14:16,002 What's wrong with you? 929 01:14:16,127 --> 01:14:18,837 What happened to you, man? 930 01:14:42,442 --> 01:14:44,527 Why the hell you didn't tell me you had a bomb in your mouth? 931 01:14:44,653 --> 01:14:45,987 - I did! - No, you didn't! 932 01:14:46,112 --> 01:14:48,864 - I said "Mmm!" - What the hell is "Mmm"? 933 01:14:52,284 --> 01:14:55,828 Ricky Tan's still alive. We have to get to the penthouse. 934 01:14:55,954 --> 01:14:57,580 Ricky Tan dead. 935 01:14:57,706 --> 01:14:59,582 What you talking about? 936 01:15:06,505 --> 01:15:09,048 Lee. Go after Ricky, man. I got this. 937 01:15:09,174 --> 01:15:12,051 - Carter... - Just go, man. I got this. 938 01:15:16,556 --> 01:15:18,974 I'm not gonna hold back on you this time just because you're a woman. 939 01:15:19,100 --> 01:15:22,769 I'm gonna pretend you're a man. 940 01:15:22,895 --> 01:15:25,647 A very beautiful man with a perfect body... 941 01:15:25,772 --> 01:15:27,732 who I'd like to take to the movies. 942 01:15:36,991 --> 01:15:39,409 You don't know nothing about this, do you? Egyptian style, girl. 943 01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:42,996 You want some of this? Come on. 944 01:15:43,121 --> 01:15:44,580 Bring it on! 945 01:15:56,258 --> 01:15:57,926 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. 946 01:15:58,051 --> 01:15:59,010 You need help. 947 01:16:01,971 --> 01:16:04,014 I didn't know which side you were on. 948 01:16:05,516 --> 01:16:07,309 Well, now you know. 949 01:16:07,434 --> 01:16:08,643 What's wrong with you, woman? 950 01:16:14,316 --> 01:16:16,317 Mmm, you smell good. 951 01:17:13,451 --> 01:17:16,537 Thank you, Benjamin. Thank you. 952 01:17:20,791 --> 01:17:24,752 We could have been a good couple. We could have had something special. 953 01:17:24,878 --> 01:17:27,755 But you one crazy-ass bitch! 954 01:17:38,140 --> 01:17:41,643 Americans love to gamble, don't they, Mr. Reign? 955 01:17:41,768 --> 01:17:43,894 I never gamble. 956 01:17:44,020 --> 01:17:46,563 Oh, I'm cutting our deal short. 957 01:17:49,650 --> 01:17:51,902 And my plates? 958 01:17:52,027 --> 01:17:54,862 The plates stay with me. I'm sure you won't have a problem with that. 959 01:17:57,449 --> 01:17:59,534 I enjoyed that little story you told... 960 01:17:59,659 --> 01:18:02,119 about the dragon and the treasure. 961 01:18:02,245 --> 01:18:04,872 My mother used to tell it to me all the time. 962 01:18:06,582 --> 01:18:09,000 Do you know the moral of that story? 963 01:18:09,126 --> 01:18:11,461 Greed will imprison us all. 964 01:18:15,798 --> 01:18:18,300 I hate that fortune-cookie shit. 965 01:18:32,855 --> 01:18:34,272 Just like your father. 966 01:18:36,483 --> 01:18:38,693 I really did try to help him, you know. 967 01:18:38,819 --> 01:18:40,737 To share with him. 968 01:18:40,862 --> 01:18:43,364 To make your life better. 969 01:18:43,490 --> 01:18:45,658 But he was too weak. 970 01:18:45,783 --> 01:18:49,578 - Too afraid of change. - Give me the plates. 971 01:18:49,704 --> 01:18:53,207 - It's over. - I don't think it's over. 972 01:18:53,332 --> 01:18:57,127 There are casinos all over this country. 973 01:18:57,252 --> 01:19:00,171 I can make you a very rich man, Lee. 974 01:19:00,296 --> 01:19:02,714 Don't make the same mistake your father did. 975 01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:07,218 If you reach for that gun, I'll kill you. 976 01:19:07,344 --> 01:19:10,596 Don't you remember? I'm already dead. 977 01:19:16,352 --> 01:19:17,936 Hey, Ricky. How you doin'? 978 01:19:18,062 --> 01:19:20,314 Lee, I see you got everything under control. 979 01:19:20,439 --> 01:19:23,441 I'm gonna go downstairs and... Goddamn! 980 01:19:23,567 --> 01:19:27,195 - What happened to Reign? - Shall I tell you how your father died? 981 01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:30,072 Hey, hey. Wait one second, Lee. 982 01:19:30,198 --> 01:19:32,116 It ain't worth it, man. He tryin' to trick you. 983 01:19:32,241 --> 01:19:34,868 - Don't go too far, now. - He never begged for his life... 984 01:19:34,994 --> 01:19:37,246 - or tried to make a deal. - Put the gun down. 985 01:19:37,371 --> 01:19:40,915 All he asked me, just seconds before I pulled the trigger... 986 01:19:41,041 --> 01:19:43,835 was that I promise not to kill you. 987 01:19:44,961 --> 01:19:47,129 Oh, he was so pathetic. 988 01:19:47,255 --> 01:19:50,883 Oh, hell, no. He went too far. Shoot his ass right now, Lee! 989 01:19:51,008 --> 01:19:52,217 What are you gonna do? 990 01:19:52,343 --> 01:19:54,928 All you got to do is pull that trigger back and bam! 991 01:19:55,053 --> 01:19:58,055 Are you going to spend the rest of your life hiding like your father? 992 01:19:58,181 --> 01:20:00,766 Man, don't let him talk about your daddy like that. Shoot him, Lee. 993 01:20:00,892 --> 01:20:03,227 - You can't do it, can you? - Yes, hell, you can, Lee. 994 01:20:03,352 --> 01:20:05,979 - Ain't nobody up here but us. - Just as I thought. 995 01:20:06,105 --> 01:20:07,731 He tryin' to punk you. Shoot him! 996 01:20:07,856 --> 01:20:10,858 If you ain't gonna shoot him, kung fu his ass or something. 997 01:20:32,753 --> 01:20:35,713 Damn! Good kick, Lee. 998 01:20:35,881 --> 01:20:37,799 It was an accident. 999 01:20:37,966 --> 01:20:41,218 That's okay. We'll just say he tried to catch a cab. 1000 01:20:44,889 --> 01:20:46,974 What's that in your... Oh, hell, no. 1001 01:20:47,141 --> 01:20:49,559 Lady, you listen to me right now. 1002 01:20:49,727 --> 01:20:52,646 - Put that bomb down and turn it off! - Carter, we have to jump! 1003 01:20:52,771 --> 01:20:54,564 You crazy. I ain't jumpin'. 1004 01:20:55,565 --> 01:20:57,650 - Use your jacket! - Hey, turn that bomb off! 1005 01:20:58,485 --> 01:21:00,778 Crazy-ass... 1006 01:21:14,999 --> 01:21:16,375 That wasn't so bad. 1007 01:21:54,117 --> 01:21:57,203 I cannot believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit. 1008 01:22:09,214 --> 01:22:10,923 Detective Lee, I hate to admit it... 1009 01:22:11,049 --> 01:22:14,552 but the United States Secret Service is indebted to you. 1010 01:22:14,677 --> 01:22:16,803 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1011 01:22:16,971 --> 01:22:18,847 I'll see you on board. 1012 01:22:21,684 --> 01:22:23,560 I want to thank you too. 1013 01:22:31,442 --> 01:22:34,277 It was nice working with you. 1014 01:22:44,996 --> 01:22:47,289 I saw that. 1015 01:22:47,415 --> 01:22:50,501 You sly devil, you. She kissed you, didn't she? 1016 01:22:52,169 --> 01:22:54,921 You played it cool, too, walking away and not looking back. I like that. 1017 01:22:55,046 --> 01:22:56,880 Yeah. I'm a player. 1018 01:22:58,716 --> 01:23:01,385 - Where is she headed? - She's going to New York. 1019 01:23:03,721 --> 01:23:07,557 - Is that your gate down there? - Yep. 1020 01:23:07,683 --> 01:23:10,143 Well, I'm this way. 1021 01:23:10,268 --> 01:23:12,603 - Guess that means good-bye. - I guess so. 1022 01:23:14,063 --> 01:23:15,939 Thank you, Carter. 1023 01:23:16,065 --> 01:23:18,108 Take good care of yourself, Lee. 1024 01:23:22,404 --> 01:23:24,906 - Oh, Carter. - Yeah, Lee? 1025 01:23:25,031 --> 01:23:27,199 What's up? 1026 01:23:28,284 --> 01:23:30,452 There is something I want you to have. 1027 01:23:32,913 --> 01:23:35,498 No. This is your daddy's badge. I can't take that, man. No way. 1028 01:23:35,624 --> 01:23:38,209 It's okay. No. Finally, I can let it go. 1029 01:23:40,253 --> 01:23:42,129 Thank you, man. Hey. 1030 01:23:42,255 --> 01:23:45,466 You know what? I got something for you too. 1031 01:23:49,595 --> 01:23:52,347 I got it at the tables this morning at Caesar's. I'm still hot. 1032 01:23:52,473 --> 01:23:55,934 - I can't take this. - Don't worry. I got a lot more. 1033 01:23:56,059 --> 01:23:59,103 - Go ahead. Enjoy yourself. - No, Carter. I can't have this. 1034 01:23:59,229 --> 01:24:01,647 Would you stop acting like a cop for one second and live it up? 1035 01:24:01,772 --> 01:24:04,190 There got to be something you want. Come on. 1036 01:24:04,316 --> 01:24:06,317 Think about it. 1037 01:24:06,443 --> 01:24:11,238 This is the final boarding call for Flight 44 to La Guardia. 1038 01:24:11,364 --> 01:24:15,325 I always wanted to go to Madison Square Garden, see the Knicks play. 1039 01:24:15,451 --> 01:24:17,619 - New York City? - First class. 1040 01:24:17,745 --> 01:24:20,122 - The Plaza Hotel? - Maybe a little mu shu? 1041 01:24:20,247 --> 01:24:22,874 - Amen to that, brother. - So, what do you say? 1042 01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:25,794 You know what, man? I can use another vacation. 1043 01:24:40,223 --> 01:24:41,891 - Action! - Let's go! 1044 01:25:08,665 --> 01:25:10,708 - You all right? - Is he okay? 1045 01:25:10,834 --> 01:25:14,378 - Jackie, you okay? - Jackie always okay. 1046 01:25:14,504 --> 01:25:17,840 - Is this the kosher meal? - Yes, sir. That's our kosher meal. 1047 01:25:17,965 --> 01:25:20,342 - What's the name of it? - Gefilte. 1048 01:25:20,467 --> 01:25:23,094 - Gefilte fish. - "Filk" fish. 1049 01:25:23,220 --> 01:25:25,972 Lox and bagels. It's my favorite. 1050 01:25:26,097 --> 01:25:28,307 - What's the name of this stuff? - Gefilte fish. 1051 01:25:30,017 --> 01:25:32,185 "Gefilke" fish... What's the name of this fish? 1052 01:25:35,356 --> 01:25:37,774 You know what this is? What is it? 1053 01:25:37,899 --> 01:25:40,234 - Gefilte fish. - It's "filte" fish. 1054 01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:42,153 "Filte" fish. You want some of my "filte" fish? 1055 01:25:42,278 --> 01:25:45,030 You want any of this... What's the name of the fish? 1056 01:25:48,576 --> 01:25:50,119 Gefilte fish! All right. Okay. 1057 01:25:50,244 --> 01:25:52,787 - Gefilte fish. I love this stuff. - I really don't. 1058 01:25:52,913 --> 01:25:55,206 You have black people all over the world eatin' this. 1059 01:25:55,332 --> 01:25:59,043 Who eats lox and bagels? I'll have some "gilte" fish. 1060 01:26:13,056 --> 01:26:15,391 Lady! Jackie, kick it. 1061 01:26:15,516 --> 01:26:17,851 Okay. Chris Tucker! 1062 01:26:17,977 --> 01:26:21,730 - Jackie, kick it. - Jackie again? 1063 01:26:21,855 --> 01:26:24,232 We'd love to see that. Wouldn't we love to see that, Jackie? 1064 01:26:24,357 --> 01:26:26,984 Jackie, we'd like to see that. 1065 01:26:27,110 --> 01:26:29,195 Now, Jackie, wouldn't we love to see that? 1066 01:26:29,320 --> 01:26:32,656 - His name is Lee, goddamn it. - Lee, we would love to see that. 1067 01:26:32,782 --> 01:26:34,491 We would love to see that, wouldn't we, Lee? 1068 01:26:34,617 --> 01:26:38,453 - There's gotta be something you want. - I always want to go to Sw... 1069 01:26:38,578 --> 01:26:41,455 I always want to go to Scra... 1070 01:26:41,581 --> 01:26:44,792 I always dreamed to "Square Marden." 1071 01:26:44,917 --> 01:26:47,127 I always wanted to... 1072 01:26:49,588 --> 01:26:51,923 Now I'm gone. Now I'm nervous. 1073 01:26:52,049 --> 01:26:55,593 Every "garden," I'm nervous. Madison Square Garden. 1074 01:26:55,719 --> 01:26:57,929 I always wanted to go to this Madison... 1075 01:27:00,264 --> 01:27:02,641 - There are a lot of men chasing us. - As well there should be. 1076 01:27:02,767 --> 01:27:04,852 'Cause you're a very good-looking man. If I didn't have a girlfriend... 1077 01:27:04,977 --> 01:27:06,853 I'd take a run at you, put you in a bubble bath... 1078 01:27:06,979 --> 01:27:09,689 and put some water wings on you and spank your little bottom. 1079 01:27:09,814 --> 01:27:13,025 But listen. Here's what we do, guys. Easy, easy. 1080 01:27:13,151 --> 01:27:16,153 Look, you're giggling at me. I'll take you home and just punish you. 1081 01:27:16,279 --> 01:27:18,364 I need both of you. 1082 01:27:18,489 --> 01:27:22,325 You sly devil, you. She kissed you, didn't she? 1083 01:27:22,451 --> 01:27:24,494 - Yeah. - I like that. 1084 01:27:24,619 --> 01:27:26,412 Oh. Hold on. 1085 01:27:26,538 --> 01:27:30,416 - Who's calling? - Hello? 1086 01:27:30,541 --> 01:27:33,710 Hello? I'm filming, man. 1087 01:27:33,836 --> 01:27:36,296 Call me back at 7:00. I'm filming. 1088 01:27:36,421 --> 01:27:39,173 I'm looking Jackie Chan dead in his eye. Call me back. 1089 01:27:39,299 --> 01:27:41,884 - Call me back. - Are you a professional? We are filming. 1090 01:27:42,010 --> 01:27:45,596 - You turn on your phone? - No, you can't speak to Jackie Chan. 1091 01:27:45,721 --> 01:27:47,722 No! They want to speak to you, Jackie. 1092 01:27:47,848 --> 01:27:49,724 - Hello? - I'm sorry about this. 1093 01:27:49,850 --> 01:27:52,519 We are filming right now! 1094 01:27:52,644 --> 01:27:56,230 You're sorry? You wasted all our film! 1095 01:27:56,356 --> 01:27:58,524 Call me back later. 7:00. 1096 01:28:04,280 --> 01:28:07,449 Damn! He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3.