1 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:52,510 Hey, do you guys know this one? 2 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:56,680 Now, this is the real shit. 3 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:28,379 You suck. 4 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:44,687 Who put the horse out? 5 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:54,738 She's good. 6 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:01,245 She... She's been really sick. 7 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,167 Bad, bad, bad girl! 8 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:15,092 Okay. That'll be $17.50. 9 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:18,012 Hey, buddy! Hey, pay the fare. 10 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,268 I'm Father McFeely. 11 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:25,561 I'm so glad you're here. 12 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,563 I came as fast as I could, 13 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,857 but at my age, the little soldier needs a lot more thumping 14 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:32,109 before it starts pumping, if you know what I mean. 15 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,694 You know, I do find, though, if I tickle my asshole 16 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:37,364 - just before I unleash the dog of war... - It's okay. It's okay. I understand. 17 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:41,035 You know, because in the old days, you know, when you... 18 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,496 How is she? 19 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:46,957 It's gotten worse, Father. 20 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:48,792 Really? 21 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,962 She won't eat, she won't talk. 22 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:56,383 The child won't even let me touch her. 23 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:59,428 Yes. Sometimes you have to give them candy. 24 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:05,267 Father. The church sent me to assist you. I'm Father Harris. 25 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:07,269 - Hi. Nice to see you. - Hi. 26 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,605 Would you like to see the girl? 27 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:11,899 Soon. 28 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:15,319 But first I must bless this house. 29 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:35,464 "The sorrows of death compassed me, 30 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,925 "and the pains of hell got hold upon me. 31 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,009 "l found..." 32 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:44,098 "Then called I upon the name of the Lord and..." 33 00:03:58,613 --> 00:03:59,613 "My soul from death." 34 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:03,033 Oh, God. Please, Lord. 35 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:06,370 Help me to release this demon. 36 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:15,087 Thank you, Lord, the most merciful almighty. 37 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:16,922 Hold on. 38 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,720 Those enchiladas. 39 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,308 Thank you, Lord. 40 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,954 Fuck this. 41 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,040 Father! 42 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:54,585 - Fuck! Did you see this? Look at this! - Please, Father, think of the child. 43 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:55,753 Fuck! 44 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:56,920 Yes. 45 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:05,888 It's freezing. 46 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:25,657 Let us pray. 47 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:28,118 "Defender of the human race, 48 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,954 "look down in pity upon this, your servant." 49 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:34,124 Shove it up your ass, you worthless piece of shit. 50 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:36,794 Silence! 51 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,047 "Holy Lord..." 52 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:41,882 Your mother is in here with us, Harris. 53 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,968 Would you like to leave a message? I'll be sure that she gets it. 54 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,805 Yes. Mom, will you get out of there, please? 55 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:51,058 You're no fun. 56 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:52,518 I'm working. 57 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,561 See you later, Mrs. Harris. 58 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:57,398 "Holy Lord, almighty father in..." 59 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,485 "Everlasting God "and father of our Lord Jesus Christ 60 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,821 "and the Virgin Mary's baby daddy. 61 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:08,700 "Holy Lord, almighty father, everlasting God 62 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:12,830 "who once consigned that fallen tyrant to the flames of hell, 63 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:17,626 "who sent your only son into the world to crush that roaring tiger 64 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:21,463 "and who got that unholy bitch Jerri kicked off of Survivor... " 65 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:23,841 Fuck me! Fuck me! 66 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:28,595 Father! 67 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,764 This is not part of the ritual. 68 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:35,310 In the name of the father, the son, and the holy... 69 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:01,712 Here you go, Father. All clean. 70 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,213 Thank you so much. 71 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:04,882 Okay. 72 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:11,263 You failed, McFeely. Your weapons are useless against me. 73 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:13,974 Let us pray. 74 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:16,852 - Our father who art in heaven... - Our father who art in heaven... 75 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:19,897 Stop it! 76 00:07:20,356 --> 00:07:21,607 - Hallowed be thy name. - Hallowed be thy name. 77 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:23,817 Zip it. 78 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:24,943 Thy kingdom come. 79 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:27,488 Your mother sucks cocks in hell. 80 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:29,531 Shit! 81 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:33,327 Suck on this. 82 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:05,692 So, you think you made it into the class, Shorty? 83 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,069 I sure hope so, Cindy. 84 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,695 You could use the grade, huh? 85 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:10,906 Nah. I need a place to stay. 86 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,491 Mom dukes kicked me out. 87 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:16,203 But you know something? I learned something very important in college. 88 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,497 - The value of books. - Really? 89 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:19,623 Yeah. Look at this here. 90 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:24,795 Free paper. Shit, son. 91 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:28,215 Yeah, so how you digging college? 92 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:31,134 I don't know. It's okay, I guess. 93 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,304 I feel like such a geek sometimes, though. 94 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:37,057 Everyone is so cool, and I'm not. 95 00:08:37,141 --> 00:08:38,850 Come on, Cindy. 96 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:40,519 You ain't that bad. 97 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:42,813 All you need is a little bit of flavor. 98 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,065 - Maybe some new gear. - "Gear"? 99 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:46,650 You know, that's slang for "clothing." 100 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:50,904 Here. Let me... Come on. We gonna cool you up right now. 101 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,740 Come on. Don't sit like this, first of all. 102 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,701 Don't sit like that, son. Sit cool. 103 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,744 - Okay. - Right up, son. 104 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,830 Yeah. Feel yourself, son, like that. 105 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,665 Yeah. Now go like this. 106 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:04,918 - That's cool. - Yeah. 107 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,962 Yeah. Now stand up, let me show you some moves. 108 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:09,506 - Right, left. Right, left. - Right, left. Right, left. 109 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,341 Son. 110 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:12,926 - Right, left. - Right, left. 111 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,094 - Right, kick. - Right, kick. 112 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:15,178 - Son. - Son. 113 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:16,430 - Psych. - Psych. 114 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:20,475 Throw a little bit of slang in there. Say, "Yo, that jacket is tight, son. 115 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:21,727 "Ya mean?" 116 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,854 Yo, that jacket is tight, son. 117 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,981 - Ya mean? - Ya mean? 118 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:28,609 Yeah, yeah, something like that. 119 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:29,818 Throw it all together. 120 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,612 Okay. Right, left. 121 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,155 Right, kick. 122 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,157 Yo, that jacket is tight. 123 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:38,035 Now run that shit, bitch. Ya mean? 124 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,539 That is the shit, dog. 125 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,834 Man. You boners aren't ready yet? 126 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:49,838 Dude, relax, man. I'm telling you, we'll get there on time, all right? 127 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,715 Yo, dogs, what y'all think? 128 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,383 Tucked in or out? 129 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,303 - Out, man. - Out, man. Come on. 130 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,472 No doubt. No doubt. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. 131 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,932 Yeah, you fuckheads would be ready if you weren't partying all night. 132 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:04,936 Come on, man. It was so awesome. We got so wasted, man! 133 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,897 I had, like, a keg myself. 134 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,024 I woke up naked in a tub of ice. 135 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,068 - All right! - Yeah, man. 136 00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:14,529 Shit, Ray, you got a tattoo. 137 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,074 Shit. What's it say? 138 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,825 - "Ray"! - Oh, man. 139 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,036 Shit, you got a tattoo, too. 140 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,371 - Really? Dude! - Yeah. 141 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,247 Dude, what... What's it say? 142 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,292 - "Fucked me." - Sweet, man. 143 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:31,171 - "Ray..." - "Fucked me." 144 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:33,006 - "Ray fucked me." - "Ray fucked me." 145 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,424 Yeah! 146 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:37,344 What, man? 147 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,889 Wedgie moment! 148 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:44,351 Come on. You're gonna give me a yeast infection. 149 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,687 Hey, girl, that jacket is slamming. 150 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,146 - Thanks. - You better be careful, though. 151 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:51,316 Some girl got her ass whipped and her little jacket stolen earlier today. 152 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,402 Some people is so ghetto. 153 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,738 - What class we got next? - Psychology. 154 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,116 Me, too! 101? 155 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,618 - In room 302 at 10:00? - That's it! 156 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:04,579 No. This is too much. 157 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,748 I got these psychic powers on lock. 158 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,417 Remind me to get a lotto ticket tomorrow. 159 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,419 Don't split the pole now. 160 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,630 That is very, very bad luck. My psychic told me. 161 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:15,549 You don't really believe in that stuff, do you? 162 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,384 Yes, I do. Very much. 163 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,268 - Are these all the subjects? - Yes, sir. 164 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,854 I took the liberty of putting those with near-death experiences 165 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:29,938 on the very top. 166 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,398 Any of them hot? 167 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:34,985 As I'm sure you are aware, Professor, 168 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:37,863 subjects who are close to death are statistically more likely 169 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,866 to have the suggestibility required for paranormal investigation, 170 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:45,203 which is why, of course, I gave them special consideration. 171 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:46,830 Good thinking, Dwight. 172 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,583 Traumatized coeds are a sure thing. 173 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,754 I like her. 174 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,131 Yes, sir. That is Cindy Campbell. 175 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,633 A classic abandoned personality disorder. 176 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,510 She seems guarded, but willing. 177 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:02,971 And this? 178 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,473 That is Ray Wilkins, sir. 179 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,099 I couldn't quite figure him out, 180 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,769 but he seemed very eager and pleased to meet me. 181 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,021 What's this? 182 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,817 It's a picture that he sent after the interview. 183 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,153 Where did you find these kids? 184 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:21,865 Sir, they're all survivors of the Stevenston County massacre. 185 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:25,327 Fantastic! 186 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:29,623 These kids are exactly the catalyst we need 187 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,043 to awaken the spirits of Hell House. 188 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:37,464 Sir, exactly how are we going to get them up there? 189 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:40,550 We'll tell them it's part of the class. 190 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:43,011 We'll say... Excuse me. 191 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:47,265 that they're participating in a study of sleep disorders. 192 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,392 We are going to make history, Dwight. 193 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,812 The first documented, 194 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:56,191 unrefuted evidence of life after death. 195 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:57,734 Welcome, everybody. 196 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,736 I'm Professor Oldman. 197 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:04,241 Each of you have been carefully selected to be in this class 198 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:09,287 for which you receive an automatic grade ofA upon completion. 199 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:13,667 Now, this year's study is insomnia. 200 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,462 We are going to spend the weekend together 201 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,881 where we've established a controlled environment 202 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:23,593 in which we'll study your various sleep disorders. 203 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,471 Now, I'll be passing out directions... 204 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,473 - I can do it. - I can... No. 205 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:29,850 - No, Dwight. - I can do it. 206 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:33,103 I can myself do it. 207 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:37,440 Now, you should all be there by 6:00 p.m. tonight 208 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:40,068 and plan to stay through Monday. 209 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,820 I'll see you all this evening. 210 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,864 Hey! 211 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,783 - You left your book back there. - Thanks. 212 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:49,536 I'm Cindy. 213 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,121 - Buddy. - Hey. 214 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,332 So, looks like we're gonna spend the weekend together. 215 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,585 - Yeah. - You want to get together and 216 00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:58,879 study or something? 217 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,172 Study? 218 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:03,633 That was kind of bad. 219 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,303 I'm sorry, Buddy. 220 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,929 You seem like a really nice guy, 221 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:11,474 but I just got out of a really bad relationship, 222 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,311 so I'm not quite ready to start dating yet. 223 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,481 But, hey, you know, maybe we could be friends. 224 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:21,318 Sure. Yeah. Cool. That... Friends. 225 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,737 Okay. See you later, friend. 226 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,322 All right, pal. 227 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,827 Wedgie! Smell you later! 228 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:58,772 Hey! Will you shut the fuck up and let me sing? 229 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:52,650 Hello? 230 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,924 Hi, little guy. 231 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,050 Look at you. 232 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,761 Little? I'm not little. I'm hung like a bull, lady. 233 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:15,056 Check it out. You ever seen a bird dick this big? 234 00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,350 - Too much for you, huh, baby? - Yeah. 235 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,644 All right. Well, step off then, sweet cheeks. 236 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,354 Come back when you want some real loving. 237 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:23,982 Okay. 238 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,192 Fucking tease. 239 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,160 Hello? 240 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,381 I'm... I'm sorry, child. 241 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,009 Did I frighten you, child? 242 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,970 I'm sorry. Are you scared? 243 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,431 All right. I'll sing to you. 244 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:07,817 Better? 245 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,987 I'm here with Professor Oldman's group. 246 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,447 I'm Hanson. 247 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,240 I'm the caretaker. 248 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,492 - Hi. - Hi. 249 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,494 And what's your name, sweet child? 250 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,579 - I'm Cindy. - Cindy. 251 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:23,666 But the resemblance is striking. 252 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:28,505 Look at the thin cheek bones and the same lips. 253 00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:30,715 Same eyes. 254 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,509 Look at your hair. 255 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,260 I'm sorry. 256 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,179 You've got the same nose. 257 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:40,183 Tickle, tickle. Be-boop, be-boop on the nose. 258 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,270 Shall I show you to your room? 259 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:47,023 That's heavy. That's heavy! 260 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,234 I better use my strong hand. 261 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,112 - Clumsy. - No, that's fine. 262 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,073 - Look, you got the panties... - No. I can take care of it. 263 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,075 Look at all what you got here. 264 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:01,830 Can't forget your toothbrush. 265 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,915 Gonna need that for later. 266 00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:06,251 Okay. Here we go. Follow me, child. 267 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,044 - Oh, God. - Watch my bottom. 268 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,129 Coming through. 269 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,047 Come on. Right this way. 270 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,590 Here we are. 271 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:18,054 So, do you live here by yourself? 272 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,973 Well, yes. We've tried to rent it out, 273 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,809 but people don't seem to want to stay very long. 274 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:25,436 There's old mother Kane. 275 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,148 And that's old master Kane. 276 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,650 Who's that? 277 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,236 That's Big Daddy Kane. 278 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,405 He's cute. 279 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:36,531 Yeah. 280 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:39,075 That was the master's favorite toy. 281 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,828 I don't know what it's doing out here. 282 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:46,249 I swear. Sometimes I think these toys have a mind of their own. 283 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,219 Right this way. 284 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,640 No, no, no. Not that room, sweetheart. No. 285 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,018 No. That was the master's mistress's room. 286 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:09,105 Yeah, he kind of was a little bit of a hornball. 287 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,066 No. You go and stay right over here. 288 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,361 This was the room that belonged to the love of his life. 289 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,197 His wife, Caroline. 290 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,200 I'll show it to you. 291 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,577 Watch. My fanny's coming through. 292 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,413 Watch it. Make room for fanny. 293 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,748 Wow! 294 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,791 It's beautiful. 295 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,126 Well, thank you, child. 296 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,045 You know, I have been working out. 297 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,005 I've been doing my bun busters every day. 298 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,799 I squeeze really tight, and then I let loose. 299 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,135 I squeeze really tight 300 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,429 and then let loose. 301 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,140 Okay. 302 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,853 Yes. 303 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,313 Look at this. 304 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,315 Caroline looked beautiful in that dress. 305 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,193 In fact, she always looked her best. 306 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:59,656 Do you know that she used to entertain for royalty and common folk? 307 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,325 Even the president of the United States. 308 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:13,336 Don't be frightened, child. This is just Mr. Kittles. 309 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,672 He was the master's favorite pet. 310 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,049 He's been in the family for generations. 311 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,677 Look at him. He hasn't aged a day. 312 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:24,764 All right, child, well, I think I'll take my leave. 313 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,809 You let me know if there's anything you need. 314 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,437 Yes, and as you can see, Professor, I've taken care of everything, 315 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,940 including medical supplies and blood storage. 316 00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,483 We want to be safe. 317 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,069 Are these cameras all throughout the house? 318 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,280 Yes, sir. I thought that would be best. 319 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:44,617 So, if one of our little chickadees were to be taking a shower, 320 00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,703 which button would I press to get a close-up? 321 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,329 That one. 322 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:49,706 - This one? - That one. 323 00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:57,213 Excuse me, Professor, but your guests have begun to arrive, 324 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,466 and supper shall be served shortly. 325 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,260 Okay. Thanks, handyman. 326 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,470 I'm actually the caretaker. 327 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:08,057 Aren't those cool new skates? 328 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,726 Now, you be careful with those. 329 00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,477 Don't want to fall and break something. 330 00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,438 That's funny. That's real funny. 331 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,273 Let me give you a hand. 332 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,402 Well, that's awful kind of you. 333 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,696 How about you give me a standing ovation? 334 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,114 Why don't you lift me up? 335 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,908 Okay. I see where you're going with this one. 336 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:28,369 You look familiar to me. Were you in Stomp? 337 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,954 Hey, you can kiss my grits. 338 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:32,332 I think I'll be the bigger man now and walk away. 339 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,625 Walk away. 340 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,211 I'll go and change for dinner. 341 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,838 - Okay. - I'll see you shortly. 342 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:40,089 Sounds good. 343 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:43,176 I'll just run upstairs and jump into my jogging suit. 344 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,260 I'll be right down. 345 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:47,597 Hey! 346 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,558 Hey there, little guy. How you doing? 347 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:51,768 Fuck off, four eyes. 348 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,021 I beg your pardon? 349 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:58,358 I said, "Fuck off, four eyes." 350 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,569 I ought to kick your ass. 351 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,279 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 352 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:05,490 Relax, son. It's just a bird. 353 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:09,827 Hello, birdie. Polly want a cracker? 354 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:12,121 Polly wants your mama's sweet ass. 355 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:13,706 What did Polly say to me? 356 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:17,627 I said, "Polly wants your mama's sweet ass." 357 00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:19,879 You don't be talking about my mama, son. 358 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,381 You don't know my mama, son. 359 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,633 Yeah, I know your mama. I fucked her last night. 360 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,551 You want beef? I'll fuck you up! 361 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:27,637 I'm shaking. I'm shaking. 362 00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,889 Now, fuck this. I'm gonna handle this shit like a gentleman. 363 00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:31,015 Yo, hold my tooth, son. 364 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,393 Yeah, come on, bitch. You and that Welcome Back, Kotter haircut. 365 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:34,977 Want a piece of me? Come on. Bring it on. 366 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:36,229 What, you hard core? Give me some. 367 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:39,190 - Bring it on, bitch. - No, no, no. What? 368 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:40,650 You gonna talk, son? Then do it. 369 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:43,152 Come on, pussy. Let me out of here. I'll fuck you up. 370 00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:45,655 Hi, guys. 371 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:47,115 - Hey. - Hey. 372 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:48,908 Hey, Buddy. 373 00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:49,992 - Hey, Cin. - How you doing? 374 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:51,661 Open chest! 375 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:54,997 Come on. You got to be quicker than that, A cup. 376 00:22:58,293 --> 00:22:59,335 Hey, guys. 377 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,753 - Hey! - How you doing? 378 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,589 Well, are you boys just gonna sit there with your mouths open, 379 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,258 or is someone gonna offer me a seat? 380 00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:12,890 I warmed it up for you. 381 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,767 It's the best seat in the house. 382 00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:16,269 Second best. 383 00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:20,857 Professor, is this the same house 384 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:23,776 that a young girl was possessed by a demon or something? 385 00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:26,821 Yes, it was reported but never substantiated. 386 00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:34,954 All right. Well, who'd like some appetizers? 387 00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,289 - Yeah. - Yeah. 388 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:37,957 That's what I like to hear. 389 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,293 Hey, these buns look good. 390 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:41,502 Yeah. 391 00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,504 And they're so soft and warm. 392 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,590 - Ray! - I'm sorry. My bad. 393 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:47,091 These are delicious. 394 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:49,552 Thank you, my child. I made them by hand. 395 00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:53,598 Okay. 396 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:57,768 Here we go. I think the taters are just about done. 397 00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:01,272 I'm just gonna give them one quick whisk here. 398 00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:12,492 Okay, now. Dig in. 399 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:16,579 All right. Now it's time for the turkey. 400 00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:18,706 What a beautiful bird. 401 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:19,999 - No! - No, man! 402 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:21,125 Hey! Hey! Hey, man. 403 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:24,128 Why don't you just relax and just let me do that for you? 404 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:26,380 - Yeah. - Rest that little hand. 405 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:30,218 It's my pleasure, but what a nice young man to offer. 406 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,719 Let me give you a little pinch there. 407 00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:34,180 - Come on. - Fuck it! 408 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:39,852 You know, a lot of people are kind of intimidated 409 00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:41,687 about making a turkey, 410 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:44,106 but really it's very simple. 411 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:46,192 You just have to know the anatomy of a turkey, 412 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:49,403 and it's got, over here, just the tiniest little stink hole, 413 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:53,115 but it's big enough to get your hand right up inside it. 414 00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:57,787 Stuff the shit out of it. 415 00:24:58,121 --> 00:24:59,705 I cook it with all the giblets, 416 00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,499 the penises and the ginies. 417 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,627 And now, a lot of people like to baste their turkeys, 418 00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:06,170 but I use this. 419 00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:08,965 I lick like that. 420 00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,841 And get into the little 421 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:12,635 hiney hiney ho... 422 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:15,221 That's nice and good. 423 00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:18,599 I don't know what the hell that is, but I'll lick it anyway. 424 00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:19,850 Up and down, 425 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,894 and then I like to get that right on there. 426 00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:26,274 Hiawatha! 427 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,401 And I got one of these. 428 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:31,654 I'm gonna pull that off, and bam! That just kicks it up a little bit. 429 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:35,074 All right. I think that's almost ready now. 430 00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:36,325 And then we bring it to the table. 431 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:40,663 Good. 432 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:43,165 All right. Who's ready for a wing? 433 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:44,792 Yours or the turkey's? 434 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,005 I just thought that was funny. 435 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,048 Well, I know what you'd like. 436 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:52,341 How about a leg? 437 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,178 How about two? 438 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:59,307 How about I take these two legs and shove them right up your ass 439 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:00,474 all the way to the knee! 440 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,184 Dwight. Dwight, relax. 441 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:05,229 Hanson, may I ask you, 442 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:09,692 is there something on the menu that you haven't personally prepared? 443 00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,279 Well, I ordered out the dessert. 444 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:15,114 - All right! - All right! 445 00:26:15,198 --> 00:26:17,533 Make room. Here comes the pie. 446 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:20,036 All right. Okay. 447 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:23,289 Who wants the first piece of that pie? 448 00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:26,000 I see you eyeing the first piece. 449 00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:29,795 That's good. 450 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:32,882 - Pass that down to her, will you? - Thank you. 451 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,467 That's nice. 452 00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:39,221 My germs. 453 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,265 My germs! Hey... 454 00:26:55,197 --> 00:26:58,240 Come play with me. 455 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,328 Come play. 456 00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:09,418 Hello? 457 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:26,454 Cindy. Cindy. 458 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:28,456 Who is it? 459 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,499 I want to help you, Cindy. 460 00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:31,917 Who are you? 461 00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:33,919 You're in danger, Cindy. 462 00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:35,588 I want to help you. 463 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:38,257 Help me how? Who's in danger? 464 00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:41,302 Check the music room. Check the music room. 465 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,595 Where are you? 466 00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:44,722 Check the fucking music room! 467 00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:48,851 Hey, Cindy, think fast! 468 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:53,731 Dude, you suck! 469 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:57,651 Buddy... 470 00:28:58,361 --> 00:28:59,612 About this friendship thing... 471 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:02,448 Yeah, I think it is so cool having a girl as a friend. 472 00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:05,201 That's just it, Buddy. I am a girl. 473 00:29:05,786 --> 00:29:07,453 You can't be so rough with me. 474 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:09,330 Well, then what the hell are we supposed to do? 475 00:29:10,207 --> 00:29:11,707 Gentle stuff. 476 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:17,004 You know, like talking and sharing secrets and past experiences. 477 00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:18,839 You know, stuff like that. 478 00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:21,717 That sounds kind of gay. 479 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:24,011 Well, I guess since you're a girl, it's all right then, right? 480 00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:25,888 Yeah. It'll be fine. 481 00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:27,223 - All right. - Hey, listen. 482 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:29,099 Will you come check something out with me? 483 00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:30,226 - Yeah. Sure. - Okay. 484 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:32,436 - We can practice our talking. - Yeah. Exactly. 485 00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:35,773 I want to tell you about this thing that happened to me when I was in high school. 486 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:36,982 Really? What happened? 487 00:29:37,067 --> 00:29:39,109 This hot Spanish chick's like licking my nuts, right... 488 00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:40,319 Buddy! 489 00:29:40,403 --> 00:29:41,946 No, no. This is the best part. 490 00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:44,031 Oh, my God. Look. 491 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:46,742 Dude! Someone's on the rag! 492 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:49,829 They lead straight to the bookcase. 493 00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:07,263 God! Must be a secret study or something. 494 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,275 Wow. 495 00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:29,535 Oh, my God. 496 00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:32,997 It says Hugh Kane and his mistress were murdered in this house. 497 00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:34,665 Whoa. Check this out. 498 00:30:38,044 --> 00:30:41,547 - This must be his wife. - Oh, my God. She looks just like you. 499 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:43,257 You think? 500 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,050 She's really beautiful. 501 00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:46,302 Yeah. 502 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:49,513 Well, actually, her hair doesn't have as many split ends as yours, 503 00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:51,682 and her skin isn't as oily as yours, either. 504 00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:53,559 Also, sometimes your eyes get kind of squinty, 505 00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:55,895 and you look like you might have Down syndrome or something. 506 00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:58,272 Other than that, though, the resemblance is uncanny. 507 00:30:58,356 --> 00:30:59,565 - Really? - Yeah. 508 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:01,358 Also, her tits are perfect. 509 00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:03,068 They're not pointy or funny-looking like yours, 510 00:31:03,153 --> 00:31:04,320 or spaced too far apart. 511 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:06,322 Okay! Enough! 512 00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:08,741 God. 513 00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:11,702 Oh, my God, look at this. 514 00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:15,497 "Caroline." 515 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:17,833 Must have been hers. 516 00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:21,253 Oh, my God. 517 00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:23,589 All right. Let's get out of here. This place gives me the creeps. 518 00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:25,090 Okay. Grab the chest. 519 00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:26,508 Thanks. 520 00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:27,760 - Buddy! - What? 521 00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:30,179 - I meant the chest. - Right. 522 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:10,427 What the... 523 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:20,562 Hey. 524 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:24,566 Nice. 525 00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:41,041 Okay. 526 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:42,376 Hello! 527 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:44,378 if I had known, I would have freshened up! 528 00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:45,838 I wish you would have freshened up, too. 529 00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:47,089 Get up there! Come on! 530 00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:49,133 - You want this? - Yeah. Whose is it? 531 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:51,260 That's it, Daddy. Take it like you want it. 532 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:52,636 Give it to me! 533 00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:54,221 - Yeah! Yeah! - Don't you... 534 00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:55,514 - Yeah! - ... run from me. 535 00:32:55,598 --> 00:32:56,682 Come here! 536 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:57,808 Bring it on! 537 00:32:57,892 --> 00:32:59,435 Kinky's my middle name, bitch! 538 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:01,061 Yeah! 539 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:04,273 That was the best that I've ever had. 540 00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:07,026 Mrs. Huey Kane. 541 00:33:07,193 --> 00:33:09,028 Doesn't that just have a ring to it? 542 00:33:11,197 --> 00:33:12,281 Baby? 543 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,116 Where you going? 544 00:33:14,868 --> 00:33:16,118 Call me! 545 00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:25,627 Let's do something freaky. 546 00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:28,714 Like what, Ray? 547 00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:29,882 I don't know. 548 00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:33,135 I don't know. Why don't you talk dirty to me? 549 00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:35,721 I don't know what to say, Ray. 550 00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:37,931 Come on. Just make something up. 551 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,728 Ray, why do you make me so bad? 552 00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:45,147 Come on. Because you a bad girl. 553 00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:46,815 Okay. 554 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,402 I'm gonna work this. 555 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:51,612 Yeah. Work it. 556 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:53,739 I'm gonna make this mine. 557 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,908 It's all yours. Yeah. 558 00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:59,453 I'm gonna piss on your face, and then I'm gonna fart in your mouth. 559 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:02,122 Yeah! And then I'm gonna shit on these walls, Ray! 560 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:03,290 Hey, hey! Hey! 561 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:06,752 Too dirty? 562 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:13,759 Hello? 563 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:20,265 Hey, kitty, kitty. 564 00:34:20,683 --> 00:34:21,892 Hi, little fella. 565 00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:35,948 Okay. Okay. 566 00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:37,699 That's okay, cat. 567 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:43,872 I think I know why you're mad, Mr. Cat. 568 00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:47,918 I didn't mean to go poopie in your litter box. 569 00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:57,719 Help! My pussy's gone crazy! 570 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:29,334 Okay. You want a piece of me? 571 00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:34,173 Yeah! How do you like that, little pussy? 572 00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:35,757 Come on! 573 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:39,219 Yeah! Yeah! Come on! 574 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:44,433 Is that all you got? 575 00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:46,018 Come on! 576 00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:47,311 Give me your best shot! 577 00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:05,704 I'm telling you, Professor, it was possessed. 578 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:09,625 - Theo, did you see this animal? - No, I didn't. 579 00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:12,461 I heard all the commotion, but by the time I went in there, 580 00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:13,962 I guess it was gone. 581 00:36:16,132 --> 00:36:18,217 What? So, you think I did this to myself? 582 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:22,804 No. All I'm saying is that cats are known to be very territorial animals, 583 00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:27,351 and it's likely that it did attack, but that doesn't mean it was possessed. 584 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:33,148 Maybe you two should sleep together. 585 00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:35,359 What are you getting at, Professor? 586 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:38,987 I'm just saying that if indeed this cat did attack, 587 00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:43,325 it's less likely to come back if the two of you were, let's say, 588 00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:45,661 together. 589 00:36:46,412 --> 00:36:48,413 Oh, come on, it's college. 590 00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:50,332 It's time for you two to experiment. 591 00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:53,126 I don't think we're gonna be getting much help here. 592 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,253 On the contrary, actually, 593 00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:56,213 I'd be more than happy to walk you through it. 594 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,465 Come on, Cin. I'll make sure you get tucked in. 595 00:36:58,549 --> 00:37:02,010 Good idea. Don't forget to kiss each other good night. 596 00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:06,014 There's something going on in this house, Professor. 597 00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:07,849 I'm not crazy! 598 00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:12,396 One, two, 599 00:37:12,855 --> 00:37:18,777 three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 600 00:37:18,861 --> 00:37:20,362 nine, Brandon, 10, 601 00:37:20,697 --> 00:37:21,863 11, Brandon, come on! 602 00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:23,031 Count with me! 603 00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:43,677 Hey, you. 604 00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:47,472 Come here a minute. 605 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:50,684 Come here. 606 00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:57,607 Peek-a-boo! 607 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:02,988 - Come on, let's play! - Stop it! 608 00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:06,074 This is a fun game. 609 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:08,869 Hey, what are you doing? 610 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:10,329 Uncle Ray-Ray's got a game. 611 00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:11,496 Hey, get your finger out of there. 612 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:12,956 Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle... 613 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:16,293 You want to play with Uncle Ray? 614 00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:17,753 Peek-a-boo! 615 00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:22,215 Help! 616 00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:24,676 Oh, God! 617 00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:26,261 Here's a little balloon animal. 618 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:41,151 "I can't take living with him any longer. 619 00:38:41,235 --> 00:38:43,236 "He's becoming a monster. 620 00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:46,114 "I suspect he was having an affair. 621 00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:49,201 "I believe he's sleeping with our babysitter Victoria. 622 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:53,121 "It must be why he keeps her around because we have no children." 623 00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:57,459 Cindy. I want you to know what happened, Cindy. 624 00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:08,929 Hello, Cindy. 625 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,305 Hello, Professor. 626 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:20,982 I take it you're not mad at me anymore. 627 00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:23,527 I wouldn't go that far, Professor. 628 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:27,322 - Why don't you just relax? - Okay. 629 00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:45,674 I think she's starting to suspect something. 630 00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:47,592 Who? 631 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:50,887 Your wife. 632 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:57,144 Oh, my God. 633 00:39:57,728 --> 00:39:59,438 - It happened right here. - What? 634 00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:00,730 She came home. 635 00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:02,649 - She saw them! - Saw who? 636 00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:05,152 I was in my room reading herjournal. 637 00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:08,113 Then I found this dress in the closet. 638 00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:10,657 That's all I remember. 639 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:12,701 What about you, Ray? 640 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:16,204 I bought mine on Friday. I just came down to get a banana. 641 00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:18,415 Shit is hot, right? 642 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,710 Good night, little plant. 643 00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:24,045 You drink all this little water up 644 00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:27,340 so you can grow up to be a nice strong chron plant. 645 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:28,925 Yes. Yes. 646 00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:31,011 And then you'll be smoked by all the rappers 647 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:34,848 and make them do a whole lot of dumb shit that fuck up their careers. 648 00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:36,349 Yes, you will. 649 00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:39,728 Night-night, baby. 650 00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:52,866 I'm gonna rob that bitch tonight. 651 00:41:03,085 --> 00:41:05,504 Lockdown Records presents a Hip-Hop Christmas. 652 00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:07,047 You'll get such classics as 653 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,049 - Santa Claus is Coming on Moms... - That's the shit, son! 654 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:11,676 Jingle Balls, I'm Dreaming of a White Woman. 655 00:41:11,761 --> 00:41:14,221 And who could forget Frosty the Dopeman? 656 00:41:14,347 --> 00:41:17,766 And how aboutAll I want for Christmas ls the Charges Dropped, 657 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,809 Deez Nuts Roasting On an Open Fire, 658 00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:21,895 A Sleigh Ride in my '64, 659 00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:23,522 Ante Up, Bitch, It's Christmas, 660 00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,440 - and many more! - Yo, I'm gonna buy that shit, son! 661 00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:28,693 You can get this 3-CD set in stores forjust $19.95... 662 00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:39,204 I'm sorry! I didn't mean to smoke your relatives! 663 00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:40,789 Please! No! 664 00:41:41,123 --> 00:41:42,332 I didn't do it by myself! 665 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:43,625 Whitney and Bobby helped me! 666 00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:45,377 Please! Help me! 667 00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:47,712 Shit, son! 668 00:41:47,797 --> 00:41:49,297 Wait! No! Please! 669 00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:51,550 Shit, son! 670 00:41:52,468 --> 00:41:55,387 - Shit! - Oh, my God! 671 00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:00,517 Shit! I smell something burning! 672 00:42:02,436 --> 00:42:03,770 No! It's me! 673 00:42:04,146 --> 00:42:05,397 I got an idea! 674 00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:08,316 Wait a second! 675 00:42:08,401 --> 00:42:09,776 Hold on, Shorty! 676 00:42:09,902 --> 00:42:12,946 Don't rescue me yet. I'm getting high as a motherfucker! 677 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:15,073 Toke, toke, toke, toke! 678 00:42:15,157 --> 00:42:16,908 Take it to the head! Take it to the head! 679 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:19,703 You take it like a bitch. 680 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:23,164 Put the Shorty down, and I'll give you Funyuns and Cheetos. 681 00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:27,836 Shit! 682 00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:29,546 - Shit! - Put him out. 683 00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:31,256 This shit burns more than a perm! 684 00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:42,642 There's a whole lot of freaky shit going on in this house. 685 00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:45,562 There's more to this story than the Professor told us. 686 00:42:46,606 --> 00:42:48,565 Last night, I found a secret room, 687 00:42:49,191 --> 00:42:51,985 and I found all these newspaper clippings about Hugh Kane. 688 00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:54,696 He was a really evil man. 689 00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:57,741 And I found a picture of his wife. 690 00:42:59,201 --> 00:43:01,161 Oh, my God! She looks just like you. 691 00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,121 - You think? - Yeah. 692 00:43:03,205 --> 00:43:07,208 She doesn't have as many split ends, and her skin's not as oily as yours. 693 00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:08,877 Yeah. Yeah. 694 00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:10,879 Sometimes you do this little squinty thing with your eyes. 695 00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:12,589 It looks like you got Down syndrome or something. 696 00:43:12,673 --> 00:43:14,382 Yeah, y'all look just alike, 697 00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:17,302 except she got some perfect boobs, 698 00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:19,137 and yours look like them old orangutan titties. 699 00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:21,973 Shit, son! 700 00:43:22,058 --> 00:43:24,225 Got to put you in the full nelson to lick them. 701 00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:28,730 Okay! Enough! 702 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:34,361 Anyway, I think she killed him, and now he wants me. 703 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:36,154 Yeah. Right, bitch. 704 00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:54,506 Morning, Dwight. Let me help you. 705 00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:57,217 I don't need your help. I can do it myself. 706 00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:04,849 Okay. Professor, we need to talk. 707 00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:06,685 What is it, Dwight? 708 00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:09,270 I think you should consider cutting the experiment short. 709 00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:10,438 What? 710 00:44:10,523 --> 00:44:13,650 This poltergeist is growing increasingly more violent. 711 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:16,528 I think we're all in danger here, and I've got to put my foot down 712 00:44:16,612 --> 00:44:20,031 and stand up for what I believe in and say that we've got to pull the plug. 713 00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:22,742 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Dwight. 714 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:24,494 I say when we pull the plug. 715 00:44:25,287 --> 00:44:27,038 We are on the verge of greatness, 716 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:30,417 and I am this close to getting laid. 717 00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:33,670 Now, the bus arrives on Monday. No one leaves till then. 718 00:44:34,046 --> 00:44:38,675 Here are the keys to the gate. No one gets access to them. 719 00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:40,635 Yes, sir. 720 00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:45,014 Okay, guys, I think the Professor's up to something. 721 00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:46,558 I heard Dwight tell the Professor 722 00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:48,226 that there could be a poltergeist in the house 723 00:44:48,310 --> 00:44:49,853 and that we could all be in danger! 724 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:52,147 No, son! Not a poltergeist! 725 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:54,774 What's a poltergeist? 726 00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:57,068 - I'm getting out of here. - No. We can't go anywhere. 727 00:44:57,153 --> 00:44:59,487 The gates are locked. Dwight's the only one who has the keys. 728 00:44:59,572 --> 00:45:01,114 - Baby, get my Vaseline. - I'm gonna have to handle... 729 00:45:01,198 --> 00:45:03,658 Get my Vaseline, a banana, and some duct tape. 730 00:45:03,743 --> 00:45:05,994 - I'm gonna break his legs. - I'm gonna fuck that little cripple up! 731 00:45:06,454 --> 00:45:09,497 Guys, just give me five minutes alone with him, okay? 732 00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:11,124 I'll get the keys. 733 00:45:17,673 --> 00:45:18,673 Hello, Dwight. 734 00:45:21,177 --> 00:45:22,761 Hi, Theo. Hi. 735 00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:26,890 What you working on? 736 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,101 Just a little experiment. 737 00:45:30,519 --> 00:45:33,521 Work, work, work. 738 00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:35,356 Is that all you ever do? 739 00:45:35,649 --> 00:45:38,651 Well, there's a lot riding on this project. 740 00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:43,323 You know, the Professor might have everyone else fooled, 741 00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:48,119 but I know who the real brains behind this operation is. 742 00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:51,206 Yeah? You do? 743 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:54,584 That's what turns me on about you. 744 00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:56,503 You're so smart. 745 00:45:57,505 --> 00:45:59,255 And those sexy eyes. 746 00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:07,514 Why don't I put some music on? 747 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:09,432 - Yeah. Music. - Yeah. 748 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:15,563 You know, Dwight, 749 00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:18,608 I hear you're the only one who has the keys to the gate. 750 00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:25,406 That's true. It is. I'm... Correct. 751 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,408 What if 752 00:46:29,078 --> 00:46:30,954 I wanted to borrow those keys? 753 00:46:32,081 --> 00:46:35,625 Oh, dear sweet God in heaven. 754 00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:39,504 l... Yeah, I can't. I can't. 755 00:46:39,588 --> 00:46:41,756 Come on. Yes, you can, baby. 756 00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:44,342 - No. - Please? I mean, look. 757 00:46:44,426 --> 00:46:47,220 You help me by giving me the keys, 758 00:46:48,138 --> 00:46:50,223 and I'll help by giving you... 759 00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:52,392 Hey, Hey! Hey! Wait, wait, wait! Whoa! 760 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,936 Hey, I don't need your help, okay, lady? 761 00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:57,647 I can do it myself. 762 00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:05,947 Hey, look! I'm tossing my own salad! 763 00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:23,214 So, this is your secret room. 764 00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:29,929 Well, this just isn't gonna work now, is it? 765 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:35,518 Professor. 766 00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:40,023 Come over here. 767 00:47:45,321 --> 00:47:48,740 This way, you big hunk. 768 00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:53,661 Have we met? 769 00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:55,788 Follow me. 770 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,416 Are you playing a little game? 771 00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:00,043 Where are you? 772 00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:01,711 Come here, baby. 773 00:48:09,094 --> 00:48:10,136 No! 774 00:48:14,683 --> 00:48:16,100 - ls everybody here? - Yeah. 775 00:48:16,185 --> 00:48:17,644 All right. Let's go. 776 00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:19,729 Shit, son! 777 00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:26,152 He's not gonna let us out of here! He's gonna kill us! 778 00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:28,696 Look. A rocket scientist. 779 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:30,740 All right. Quick. Everybody to the laboratory. 780 00:48:30,824 --> 00:48:33,368 Move! Come on! Hurry up! 781 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:35,578 You all are fucked! 782 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,540 Lock the door. 783 00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:42,669 Okay. We have to destroy it. 784 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:45,004 That's great. How are we gonna destroy what we can't see? 785 00:48:45,214 --> 00:48:46,464 I got it! 786 00:48:46,882 --> 00:48:50,343 We'll shave off our pubic hairs and wear the shampoo for two weeks! 787 00:48:51,428 --> 00:48:52,428 No. Listen. Listen. 788 00:48:52,721 --> 00:48:54,180 We're gonna use these guns. 789 00:48:54,348 --> 00:48:57,308 They emit a bolt of concentrated energy, 790 00:48:57,393 --> 00:49:01,229 which can damage the ectoplasmic cells and destroy the ghost. 791 00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:04,565 Now, there's no more ammunition. Conserve it. Use it wisely. 792 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:06,067 Shut up. 793 00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:10,196 Hey! Hey! Hey! 794 00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,031 Conserve your ammunition. 795 00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:14,325 My bad. 796 00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:16,995 All right. Now, the only way we're gonna be able to track these ghosts 797 00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:18,997 is if we're all wearing one of these. 798 00:49:19,748 --> 00:49:22,417 These are thermo goggles. They work on the principle of body heat. 799 00:49:22,584 --> 00:49:26,379 They're so powerful, they can detect where any bodily fluids have been, 800 00:49:26,463 --> 00:49:28,089 even if they've been wiped clean. 801 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:33,469 What? 802 00:49:35,014 --> 00:49:36,514 Are my glasses crooked? 803 00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:40,852 Okay. Now listen, that ghost may be invisible, 804 00:49:40,936 --> 00:49:42,311 but we have the advantage of being armed 805 00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:45,148 with the most sophisticated high-tech equipment known to man. 806 00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:46,524 How are we gonna stay in touch with each other? 807 00:49:46,608 --> 00:49:48,484 I mean, do we have some walkie-talkies or something? 808 00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:50,361 No. We have these. 809 00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:53,865 Those is Dixie cups. 810 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:58,828 Well, we kind of ran short of funds after the guns and the goggles. 811 00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:02,498 All right. Now, let's split up... 812 00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:06,044 Now, wait a minute! Hold up! 813 00:50:06,128 --> 00:50:08,004 How come every time some scary shit happens 814 00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:09,338 and we need to stick together, 815 00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:11,716 you white people always say, "Let's split up"? 816 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,342 - Yeah. - She's right. We should stick together. 817 00:50:13,469 --> 00:50:14,886 Yes! That's what I'm saying! 818 00:50:14,970 --> 00:50:16,137 She's right. 819 00:50:16,221 --> 00:50:18,598 Okay. You three, follow me. 820 00:50:25,647 --> 00:50:27,356 Ain't that a bitch? 821 00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:33,404 We're gonna die, y'all. 822 00:50:43,415 --> 00:50:45,083 - Did you hear that? - Hell, yeah. 823 00:50:46,835 --> 00:50:48,336 Where's Shorty? 824 00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:50,213 I don't know. 825 00:50:50,631 --> 00:50:51,672 Shorty! 826 00:50:51,757 --> 00:50:54,634 - Shorty! - Shorty! 827 00:50:57,638 --> 00:50:58,763 Damn. 828 00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:02,600 All right. You wait right here. I'll be right back. 829 00:51:02,684 --> 00:51:04,185 - Okay. - All right. 830 00:51:13,654 --> 00:51:15,446 - Wow. - What is this? 831 00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:17,115 I don't know. 832 00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:21,077 Looks like the furnace room. 833 00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:22,829 - All right. Let's go. - No, wait. 834 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,247 In that newspaper article, 835 00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:26,624 it said that Hugh Kane was killed in the furnace. 836 00:51:32,047 --> 00:51:34,882 Wow. Look at this. 837 00:51:35,801 --> 00:51:37,718 There's so many ashes, Buddy. 838 00:51:41,557 --> 00:51:42,765 What are you doing? 839 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:44,183 Hold it. 840 00:51:52,067 --> 00:51:53,526 Let's split up. I'll meet you on the other end. 841 00:51:53,610 --> 00:51:55,236 - Okay. - Wait. 842 00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:57,488 Good luck. 843 00:51:58,407 --> 00:51:59,740 I love you! 844 00:52:09,376 --> 00:52:10,751 - Shorty! - Cindy! 845 00:52:10,878 --> 00:52:14,213 There's a monster chasing me. What are we gonna do? 846 00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:15,506 I got it! 847 00:52:15,591 --> 00:52:16,674 - Yeah? - Yeah. 848 00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:24,265 Shorty! 849 00:52:30,772 --> 00:52:34,275 Damn. Why does that little bitch got to bring that shit over here? 850 00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:36,986 Okay. Well, maybe she won't see me. 851 00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:38,738 Somebody help me! 852 00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:40,114 Brenda! 853 00:52:42,701 --> 00:52:45,703 Shit, she saw me. Okay. Okay. 854 00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:51,459 Thank you, Lord! 855 00:52:54,087 --> 00:52:57,882 Okay. Now let that shit just mutilate her white ass and leave. 856 00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:04,513 Damn, bitch, please die! 857 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:06,307 Oh, my God, Brenda! 858 00:53:06,642 --> 00:53:07,892 We're gonna die! 859 00:53:07,976 --> 00:53:11,604 It would have just been you if you had just shut the fuck up! 860 00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:13,231 It's coming! 861 00:53:13,315 --> 00:53:14,732 What is it? 862 00:53:14,816 --> 00:53:17,443 Is it a monster? Is it a monster? 863 00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:22,615 Cindy? 864 00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:26,327 This is a skeleton. This is bones. 865 00:53:26,495 --> 00:53:28,454 Would you run from Calista Flockhart? 866 00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:32,750 Shut your ass up. 867 00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:38,297 Look. He crazy now. 868 00:53:39,174 --> 00:53:41,550 I'm sorry, Mr. Skeleton. Here. 869 00:53:42,928 --> 00:53:44,095 Gotcha! Psych! 870 00:53:44,846 --> 00:53:46,013 Have a nice trip. 871 00:53:50,394 --> 00:53:52,436 Hey, girl, I got an idea. Come on. 872 00:53:54,523 --> 00:53:56,190 Very funny. 873 00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:03,447 Now, get on out of here! 874 00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:06,242 Somebody gonna catch an ass-whooping when I come back. 875 00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:09,036 Brenda, you are so brave. 876 00:54:09,121 --> 00:54:11,706 You know, you really are my best friend, Cindy. 877 00:54:11,790 --> 00:54:12,957 You guys okay? 878 00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:14,000 - Yeah. - Please. 879 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:16,752 It takes more than a little bag of bones to scare me. 880 00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:18,045 Wedgie! 881 00:54:19,715 --> 00:54:20,965 The ghost has Buddy! 882 00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:22,300 My ass! 883 00:54:22,384 --> 00:54:24,552 - Brenda, do something! - Okay! 884 00:54:27,389 --> 00:54:29,307 I thought I was your best friend. 885 00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:30,516 Was. 886 00:54:30,726 --> 00:54:32,351 I'm gonna miss you, girl! 887 00:54:33,603 --> 00:54:35,146 Get my gun! 888 00:54:48,869 --> 00:54:50,328 Are you okay? 889 00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:52,788 Oh, my God, you're bleeding. 890 00:54:52,873 --> 00:54:55,166 Come on. I think there's a first aid kit in the lab. 891 00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:56,584 Come on. 892 00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:15,561 Huey. Baby? 893 00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:18,731 Where are you? 894 00:55:22,652 --> 00:55:25,112 My love? Are you there? 895 00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:29,700 - Huey? - Oh, no. 896 00:55:29,785 --> 00:55:32,578 Baby! Baby, I got to talk to you. 897 00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:34,789 - No. Go away! - Baby? 898 00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:38,667 - Get away from me! - Come on, baby. 899 00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:40,127 We can work this out. 900 00:55:42,631 --> 00:55:46,300 I mean, if we just stick together, no one can hurt us, my love. 901 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,719 It was just a booty call! 902 00:55:54,601 --> 00:55:56,018 Why won't you talk to me? 903 00:55:56,103 --> 00:55:58,437 Because you gave me crabs. 904 00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:06,320 You are the weakest link. Goodbye! 905 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,414 Hey. How you doing? 906 00:56:29,136 --> 00:56:30,845 No, no. No kissing. No kissing. 907 00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:36,434 No. Leave this on. Leave this on. You look beautiful just like that. 908 00:56:36,518 --> 00:56:37,601 Yeah. Yeah. 909 00:56:40,439 --> 00:56:41,856 Shit! 910 00:56:45,569 --> 00:56:46,944 No, no, no. 911 00:56:47,028 --> 00:56:48,696 Don't fuck it up. 912 00:56:49,322 --> 00:56:51,449 Cindy, I've been thinking about this whole friendship thing. 913 00:56:51,992 --> 00:56:54,493 I've never had a friend who cared for me the way you do. 914 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:57,663 I mean, there's Ray, but he cares for me in a different way, 915 00:56:57,747 --> 00:57:01,417 you know, like bringing me flowers and running my bath water. 916 00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:03,711 And there's nights when I wake up screaming and I look over, 917 00:57:03,795 --> 00:57:05,838 and Ray's in my bed holding me. 918 00:57:08,508 --> 00:57:13,220 Anyway, seeing as how tonight may be our last night together, I was thinking... 919 00:57:13,305 --> 00:57:16,140 That we should take our friendship a little bit further. 920 00:57:16,224 --> 00:57:17,224 - Yes. - Buddy, 921 00:57:17,309 --> 00:57:19,226 I was thinking the exact same thing. 922 00:57:19,311 --> 00:57:21,729 I mean, this might be our last night alive, 923 00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:24,982 and I want to take full advantage of it. 924 00:57:25,066 --> 00:57:26,567 I was thinking the same thing! 925 00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:30,321 I want to be able to act out our innermost fantasies. 926 00:57:30,405 --> 00:57:31,739 Great. 927 00:57:32,407 --> 00:57:36,619 Like, I've always wanted to walk on the moon. 928 00:57:45,795 --> 00:57:48,255 Buddy! 929 00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:52,760 What about you, Buddy? What do you want to do? 930 00:57:53,762 --> 00:57:54,929 Well... 931 00:57:57,891 --> 00:57:58,974 He's in here. 932 00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:18,410 Oh, my God. He locked us in. 933 00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:19,537 You should call for help. 934 00:58:21,456 --> 00:58:23,541 Hello! Hello. Can you hear me? 935 00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:26,460 Come in! Come in! 936 00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:28,379 Copy! Do you copy me? 937 00:58:29,297 --> 00:58:32,925 We have a situation here! Breaker! 938 00:58:33,969 --> 00:58:36,637 Oh, my God. They can't hear me! 939 00:58:37,013 --> 00:58:39,014 Must be these walls or something. 940 00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:45,646 Okay. 941 00:58:46,856 --> 00:58:50,109 All right. You stay down here. I'm gonna go check upstairs. 942 00:58:50,819 --> 00:58:51,819 Okay. 943 00:59:01,496 --> 00:59:02,496 Do you need help or... 944 00:59:02,581 --> 00:59:04,039 - No! - Okay. 945 00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:06,041 What do I look like to you? 946 00:59:06,751 --> 00:59:07,876 Just trying to be nice. 947 00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:09,962 - Cover me! - What do you want me to do? 948 00:59:10,046 --> 00:59:11,338 Cover me! 949 00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:14,133 Not literally. I'm serpentining! 950 00:59:15,844 --> 00:59:18,470 They taught me that. Merchant Marines. 951 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,180 Two years. 952 00:59:20,265 --> 00:59:22,433 Spent two years on my belly in Da Nang. 953 00:59:22,892 --> 00:59:24,393 - Yeah. - Look! 954 00:59:24,686 --> 00:59:26,812 Look. Look what the cripple's doing. 955 00:59:27,689 --> 00:59:29,023 Shit. 956 00:59:31,192 --> 00:59:33,402 Look. I know you're proud, okay? Well, just let me help you up... 957 00:59:33,486 --> 00:59:35,404 Step it back, candy pants! 958 00:59:35,947 --> 00:59:37,072 Fine. 959 00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:42,202 What are we gonna do? 960 00:59:42,746 --> 00:59:43,787 I'm cold. 961 00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:46,540 I can't feel my body, I'm so cold. 962 00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:48,375 Buddy, can you feel this? 963 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:50,919 No. Try a little higher. 964 00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,505 What about that? 965 00:59:54,299 --> 00:59:55,758 Keep rubbing. 966 01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:02,765 - Buddy, I don't think I'm ready... - Cindy, please! 967 01:00:03,058 --> 01:00:05,726 It's a matter of life and death. 968 01:00:05,810 --> 01:00:09,355 I'm asking you in the name of love. 969 01:00:13,693 --> 01:00:15,069 Okay, Buddy. 970 01:00:15,779 --> 01:00:16,904 In the name of love. 971 01:00:25,914 --> 01:00:30,000 Cindy, I don't know how much longer I can hold on. 972 01:00:30,293 --> 01:00:31,835 Don't you say your good-byes. 973 01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:35,422 You're gonna get out of here, and you're gonna go on, 974 01:00:35,507 --> 01:00:37,800 - and you're gonna have lots of little babies. - Yeah. 975 01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:40,594 - And you're gonna die an old man... - Old man. 976 01:00:40,679 --> 01:00:42,304 - ... warm in his bed. - Warm in his bed. 977 01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:43,931 - Not here! - No. 978 01:00:44,265 --> 01:00:45,766 - Not like this! - Amen. 979 01:00:46,142 --> 01:00:48,394 - Do you understand me? - Yeah. 980 01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:52,022 Coming to this house was the best thing that ever happened to me. 981 01:00:52,107 --> 01:00:53,273 Me, too. 982 01:00:53,358 --> 01:00:56,443 And for that I am so thankful. 983 01:00:56,569 --> 01:00:58,112 - Don't let go. - Never! 984 01:00:58,196 --> 01:00:59,321 I'll never let go! 985 01:00:59,531 --> 01:01:01,198 - I feel weak. - Buddy! 986 01:01:01,282 --> 01:01:02,616 - I'm com... - Come back! 987 01:01:05,870 --> 01:01:09,998 All right, Dwight Hartman, it's your time to shine. 988 01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:13,252 All right. Come on. 989 01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:22,761 Come on, Kane. Show yourself! 990 01:01:22,971 --> 01:01:25,139 Look. I don't even need my thermal goggles. 991 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,251 That's right, mother... 992 01:02:02,844 --> 01:02:06,221 Hey, Kane, you hungry? How about a little snack of this? 993 01:02:11,603 --> 01:02:12,603 No. 994 01:02:20,904 --> 01:02:22,112 Gotcha! 995 01:02:35,043 --> 01:02:39,713 I know what you're thinking. Did I fire three shots or 1 1 7? 996 01:02:40,465 --> 01:02:44,593 Well, do you feel lucky, punk? 997 01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:47,387 Do you feel lucky? 998 01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:49,389 Do you feel lucky, punk? 999 01:02:49,474 --> 01:02:50,766 Shoot me, motherfucker! 1000 01:02:58,107 --> 01:02:59,483 Okay. Fine. 1001 01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:01,735 Make your best move, ass-bite. 1002 01:03:44,279 --> 01:03:48,615 Help! 1003 01:03:49,117 --> 01:03:51,243 Here. Take my hand. 1004 01:03:51,953 --> 01:03:53,161 Come on. 1005 01:03:53,413 --> 01:03:55,998 You're gonna fall unless you take my hand. 1006 01:03:56,082 --> 01:03:57,416 No. Give me your other hand. 1007 01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:00,294 No. My other hand isn't strong enough. 1008 01:04:00,628 --> 01:04:01,879 You take my little hand. 1009 01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:03,422 No! Get it away from me! 1010 01:04:03,506 --> 01:04:04,548 Take it! 1011 01:04:04,799 --> 01:04:06,466 Take my hand! 1012 01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:18,854 No. No. Why me? 1013 01:04:18,938 --> 01:04:21,690 No. Come on. No. I've served you well. 1014 01:04:21,774 --> 01:04:24,651 Don't you do this to me. No, please. Please, no. 1015 01:04:28,656 --> 01:04:31,408 Okay, Buddy. It's time for us to get out of here. 1016 01:05:05,026 --> 01:05:07,069 Roger. Roger. Come in, Roger. 1017 01:05:07,195 --> 01:05:08,362 Ray, this is Cindy. 1018 01:05:08,446 --> 01:05:10,572 I don't want to talk to Cindy. I want to talk to Roger. 1019 01:05:10,657 --> 01:05:12,616 Roger, where you at, man? Quit fucking around. 1020 01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:16,203 Ray, listen. The ghost is close. He almost got us. Buddy's hurt. 1021 01:05:16,329 --> 01:05:17,537 What's your location? 1022 01:05:17,622 --> 01:05:18,705 I'm right behind you. 1023 01:05:18,790 --> 01:05:20,749 Ray, thank God. Okay. Where's Shorty? 1024 01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:24,127 I don't... I don't know. He was here just a minute ago. 1025 01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:26,546 Okay. Listen. You go help Buddy in the lab. 1026 01:05:26,631 --> 01:05:28,215 - I'm gonna go check upstairs. - All right. 1027 01:05:31,344 --> 01:05:32,970 That smells good. 1028 01:05:33,638 --> 01:05:34,638 Hello, Cindy. 1029 01:05:35,223 --> 01:05:37,891 Say hello to Cindy, Shorty. 1030 01:05:38,101 --> 01:05:41,228 Hello, Cindy. 1031 01:05:41,396 --> 01:05:42,771 Shorty, are you okay? 1032 01:05:43,231 --> 01:05:44,564 Talk to me! 1033 01:05:45,566 --> 01:05:46,858 Morphine? 1034 01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:49,444 Chloroform? Horse tranquilizers? You drugged him! 1035 01:05:49,570 --> 01:05:51,905 I did not. That's all his stuff. 1036 01:05:53,783 --> 01:05:55,075 All right, Shorty. 1037 01:05:55,201 --> 01:05:56,451 Who's ready for the main course? 1038 01:05:56,661 --> 01:05:58,078 Me! Me. 1039 01:05:58,579 --> 01:05:59,955 Hanson, please. 1040 01:06:00,331 --> 01:06:01,540 No. 1041 01:06:04,127 --> 01:06:05,210 What the fuck? 1042 01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:06,753 Beetlejuice in the house. 1043 01:06:06,879 --> 01:06:08,422 This is your brains on drugs. 1044 01:06:12,093 --> 01:06:13,593 Shit, son. 1045 01:06:22,103 --> 01:06:24,229 - Shorty! - Fucker got me. 1046 01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:26,273 Cindy, what's going on? 1047 01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:28,108 It's Hanson. He's possessed. 1048 01:06:28,568 --> 01:06:29,568 Let's get him. 1049 01:07:10,109 --> 01:07:11,151 - Angel style! - Angel style! 1050 01:07:37,303 --> 01:07:38,303 Okay. 1051 01:07:41,557 --> 01:07:42,557 Come on. 1052 01:07:59,367 --> 01:08:00,492 Okay. 1053 01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:06,456 No! 1054 01:09:14,442 --> 01:09:15,442 Shit! 1055 01:09:23,701 --> 01:09:24,784 You okay, Dwight? 1056 01:09:25,286 --> 01:09:27,787 l... I can't feel my legs. 1057 01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:32,959 I can't feel my legs! 1058 01:09:33,127 --> 01:09:34,211 You never could. 1059 01:09:34,295 --> 01:09:35,629 You stay out of this, all right? 1060 01:09:36,297 --> 01:09:37,339 Now listen. 1061 01:09:37,423 --> 01:09:39,382 You get the others and meet us upstairs. 1062 01:09:39,467 --> 01:09:40,592 - All right? - Okay. 1063 01:09:40,676 --> 01:09:42,844 You stay here. Ray-Ray, I need your help. 1064 01:09:42,929 --> 01:09:44,095 Give me your belt. 1065 01:09:47,808 --> 01:09:49,142 The Crane. 1066 01:09:53,814 --> 01:09:55,023 The Crouching Tiger. 1067 01:10:00,655 --> 01:10:01,988 The Drunken Monkey. 1068 01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:07,369 The Mad Cow. 1069 01:10:10,581 --> 01:10:11,790 Motherfucker! 1070 01:10:14,961 --> 01:10:16,169 The Camel Toe. 1071 01:10:39,318 --> 01:10:41,236 Get the hell out of there, guys! 1072 01:10:41,612 --> 01:10:42,862 Come on! 1073 01:10:48,494 --> 01:10:49,536 Ray, give me 180. 1074 01:10:50,705 --> 01:10:51,788 Okay. Listen. 1075 01:10:51,872 --> 01:10:53,873 Someone has to go and lure him onto that platform. 1076 01:10:59,213 --> 01:11:01,339 All right. I'll go. 1077 01:11:01,882 --> 01:11:03,675 - Cindy, let me... - No, Buddy! 1078 01:11:04,385 --> 01:11:05,552 I'm the one he wants. 1079 01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:09,014 Actually, I was saying let me have your computer if you die. 1080 01:11:11,392 --> 01:11:14,019 Okay. But as soon as he gets there, you have to get off. 1081 01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:15,478 Okay. 1082 01:11:15,688 --> 01:11:16,938 All right, 180 me. 1083 01:11:19,150 --> 01:11:22,652 Hugh Kane, it's me you want! Come get me! 1084 01:11:23,029 --> 01:11:24,863 I'm not afraid anymore! 1085 01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:26,573 Show yourself! 1086 01:11:48,387 --> 01:11:49,512 Dwight, he's here. Do something. 1087 01:11:49,597 --> 01:11:51,097 I can't. She's still on the platform. 1088 01:11:51,182 --> 01:11:52,682 if I throw the switch, she'll die. 1089 01:11:52,767 --> 01:11:54,392 Cindy, get out of there! You're gonna get killed! 1090 01:11:56,937 --> 01:11:58,063 Move out of the way! 1091 01:11:58,272 --> 01:11:59,272 I'll get her! 1092 01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:03,526 Why is he running so slow? 1093 01:12:03,652 --> 01:12:05,528 Ray! Run faster! 1094 01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:06,780 Okay! 1095 01:12:07,448 --> 01:12:08,698 Throw the switch! 1096 01:12:09,283 --> 01:12:11,743 Now you will be mine. Forever! 1097 01:12:23,672 --> 01:12:25,340 Ray, you saved me. 1098 01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:27,550 Are you okay? 1099 01:12:27,635 --> 01:12:29,886 I'm fine. I broke my fall. 1100 01:12:47,947 --> 01:12:49,906 - Yeah! - Yes! 1101 01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:53,618 - Hey, y'all. - We made it! 1102 01:12:53,702 --> 01:12:54,702 What's going on? 1103 01:12:54,787 --> 01:12:56,830 Shorty, you made it. You're alive! 1104 01:12:57,331 --> 01:13:00,417 Yeah. We made it! 1105 01:13:03,504 --> 01:13:05,922 Yeah. It was traumatic. It really was. 1106 01:13:06,882 --> 01:13:09,008 And it's taking me a while to get over it, 1107 01:13:09,093 --> 01:13:11,636 but, you know, now that we're out of the house 1108 01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:13,596 and back in school, 1109 01:13:14,014 --> 01:13:15,849 I just know that everything's gonna be okay. 1110 01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:19,185 Oh, God, will you shut the fuck up? 1111 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,063 Why couldn't you have just left me there to die? 1112 01:13:22,148 --> 01:13:24,315 Give me a fucking rope. I'll hang myself. 1113 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,359 Here I go. I'm hanging myself. 1114 01:13:29,572 --> 01:13:32,574 Hello? Hi, Dad. 1115 01:13:32,783 --> 01:13:35,118 Are you having fun on your vacation? 1116 01:13:35,870 --> 01:13:38,788 No. Birds are very clean animals. He's no trouble at all. 1117 01:13:38,914 --> 01:13:42,041 God damn it! What the fuck did you put in this birdseed? 1118 01:13:47,339 --> 01:13:49,674 Dad, Buddy's here. I got to go. 1119 01:13:49,758 --> 01:13:50,842 Okay. I love you. Bye. 1120 01:13:50,926 --> 01:13:52,427 God, that was a big one. 1121 01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:55,013 - Hey, Buddy! - Surprise. 1122 01:13:55,598 --> 01:13:56,764 Open chest! 1123 01:13:58,058 --> 01:14:00,393 You got to be quicker than that, pencil dick. 1124 01:14:00,811 --> 01:14:02,061 Come on. 1125 01:14:04,190 --> 01:14:06,065 Hey, look out. A bee. 1126 01:14:06,150 --> 01:14:09,736 Buddy, I've never had anyone be so protective of me before. 1127 01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:12,071 That's what your man's supposed to do. 1128 01:14:12,406 --> 01:14:13,907 Two hot dogs. 1129 01:14:18,329 --> 01:14:19,412 Buddy, get him! 1130 01:14:20,206 --> 01:14:21,372 Buddy? 1131 01:14:21,665 --> 01:14:23,500 - Buddy? - I've come back for you. 1132 01:14:23,751 --> 01:14:25,543 No! This can't be happening! 1133 01:14:26,670 --> 01:14:28,171 It is happening. 1134 01:14:28,589 --> 01:14:30,757 Now we're gonna be together forever. 1135 01:14:31,926 --> 01:14:33,009 No! 1136 01:14:33,594 --> 01:14:35,845 Yes! 1137 01:14:41,936 --> 01:14:43,353 Did you hear something? 1138 01:14:43,437 --> 01:14:45,271 No. I didn't hear nothing.