1 00:01:37,849 --> 00:01:39,935 Oh, God. 2 00:02:42,289 --> 00:02:43,999 Be seated. 3 00:02:48,962 --> 00:02:51,965 We're gathered here to witness and bless 4 00:02:52,049 --> 00:02:59,890 the joining together for ever of William and Josephina in Christian marriage. 5 00:03:01,642 --> 00:03:05,395 The firm covenant of marriage is permanent in this lifetime, 6 00:03:05,479 --> 00:03:08,315 because it was established by God. 7 00:03:08,398 --> 00:03:11,235 And once entered into, it may never be broken 8 00:03:11,318 --> 00:03:15,656 without risk of eternal damnation. 9 00:03:15,739 --> 00:03:19,493 So I ask you now, in the presence of God, family and friends, 10 00:03:19,576 --> 00:03:25,415 to declare your intentions to enter a permanent union with one another 11 00:03:25,499 --> 00:03:30,587 for as long as you both shall draw breath on this earth. 12 00:03:33,465 --> 00:03:35,509 - Josephina. - Jo! 13 00:03:35,592 --> 00:03:37,803 Jesus Christ. Jojo! 14 00:03:40,097 --> 00:03:43,475 - Hey, look out. - Think I got eyes in my butt? 15 00:03:43,559 --> 00:03:46,144 That's where your brains are. 16 00:03:46,228 --> 00:03:48,730 - Daisy! - Yeah. 17 00:03:49,439 --> 00:03:52,818 Think we might get that pizza served while it's still hot? 18 00:03:52,901 --> 00:03:55,195 I think maybe. 19 00:04:23,181 --> 00:04:25,267 Mr Lopes left his teeth again. 20 00:04:27,227 --> 00:04:29,688 I need a coffee cup, Manny. 21 00:04:31,064 --> 00:04:34,568 Jesus Christ! These shoes are killing me. 22 00:04:34,651 --> 00:04:36,737 Corns at 20. Can you believe it? 23 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:38,906 Come on. Do you have to talk that way? 24 00:04:39,281 --> 00:04:42,534 - Yeah, Dais. Watch your mouth. - Oh, excuse me, Holy Mother. 25 00:04:42,618 --> 00:04:46,371 What I meant to say was, these fucking shoes are killing me. 26 00:04:46,455 --> 00:04:49,041 Put a lid on it, Daisy. 27 00:04:49,124 --> 00:04:51,209 Thank you. 28 00:04:54,963 --> 00:04:56,965 Tourists! 29 00:05:03,722 --> 00:05:07,100 Excuse me. May I have my coffee now? 30 00:05:12,189 --> 00:05:14,483 Jo, what are you doing here? 31 00:05:14,566 --> 00:05:16,526 I am getting out of that house. 32 00:05:16,610 --> 00:05:21,907 My father just put himself 5,000 bucks in the hole to watch his daughter pass out. 33 00:05:21,990 --> 00:05:25,285 - He is just a little pissed off. - I thought it was pretty funny. 34 00:05:25,369 --> 00:05:27,913 - Daisy...! Hey, Jo. - Hi. 35 00:05:27,996 --> 00:05:30,707 Well, it was a first for St Mary's, anyway. 36 00:05:30,791 --> 00:05:32,960 I saw myself ten years from now. 37 00:05:33,043 --> 00:05:36,546 Fat and ugly, and all these kids swarming around me, 38 00:05:36,630 --> 00:05:39,633 and then I was picking fish scales out of Bill's boot. 39 00:05:39,716 --> 00:05:41,301 Sounds about on target. 40 00:05:41,385 --> 00:05:44,596 - But I did do the right thing, didn't l? - Sure. 41 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:48,058 Jo, the only reason to get married is to get the hell out of Mystic. 42 00:05:48,141 --> 00:05:51,436 - How's Bill taking it? - He's still not talking to me. 43 00:05:52,563 --> 00:05:55,857 - Get ready to talk, Jo. - Hey, check it out. 44 00:06:04,116 --> 00:06:06,493 - Only kidding, man. - Shut up, you asshole! 45 00:06:06,577 --> 00:06:09,371 Come on, Bill. Let's go outside and talk, OK? 46 00:06:10,455 --> 00:06:12,374 Please. Bill, please. 47 00:06:12,457 --> 00:06:15,669 I wanna talk to you. Let's just go outside. 48 00:06:15,752 --> 00:06:17,796 Dirtbag. 49 00:06:34,688 --> 00:06:36,690 - So what happened, Jo? - I don't know. 50 00:06:36,773 --> 00:06:39,276 I just, you know... 51 00:06:39,359 --> 00:06:43,030 I just... When I actually got up there to do it, 52 00:06:43,113 --> 00:06:45,824 I just couldn't, Bill. I just couldn't. 53 00:06:48,410 --> 00:06:51,663 Bill, it's not that I don't love you. 54 00:06:52,706 --> 00:06:55,459 Because I do, Bill. I really, really, really do. 55 00:06:57,127 --> 00:07:01,006 You know, I walk into this place, and everybody stares at me. 56 00:07:01,089 --> 00:07:03,800 Let 'em stare. 57 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:30,953 - Are you OK? - Yeah. 58 00:07:31,036 --> 00:07:33,413 - And everything's better now? - Yeah. 59 00:07:34,039 --> 00:07:36,959 So how does November 21st sound? 60 00:07:39,002 --> 00:07:42,965 I don't know. Let's just talk about it later. 61 00:07:45,467 --> 00:07:48,387 - Kiss Mom for me. - No. I'll be late for my interview. 62 00:07:48,470 --> 00:07:52,641 - Well, then you better hurry. - I've been three times this week already. 63 00:07:52,724 --> 00:07:56,770 Well, Kat... four, and you go to heaven. 64 00:07:59,898 --> 00:08:02,192 "Kat's such a good girl." 65 00:08:02,276 --> 00:08:05,070 "Where did we go wrong with her sister Daisy?" 66 00:08:06,738 --> 00:08:10,075 Honey, you'd do just fine if you just used your head a little more. 67 00:08:10,158 --> 00:08:12,160 Yeah, well, don't worry about me. 68 00:08:12,244 --> 00:08:16,081 I'm not gonna be slingin' pizza for the rest of my life. 69 00:08:16,164 --> 00:08:18,166 The best pizza. 70 00:08:54,995 --> 00:08:57,247 Hey, Ma. Sausage today. 71 00:08:57,331 --> 00:09:02,294 Oh, great! Ladies, we're gonna eat soon as we finish this tote. 72 00:09:02,377 --> 00:09:04,796 Hey, Kat. Come on, sit down. Have some. 73 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,507 No, I gotta go. I got an interview out on Shore Road. 74 00:09:07,591 --> 00:09:10,010 - Another job? - Yeah, baby-sitting. 75 00:09:10,093 --> 00:09:13,138 You do too much. Kat's got four jobs already. 76 00:09:13,222 --> 00:09:17,100 - I need the money. - Kat's been accepted to Yale University. 77 00:09:17,184 --> 00:09:20,020 She got a scholarship and she's startin' in February. 78 00:09:20,103 --> 00:09:22,272 A part-scholarship. 79 00:09:22,356 --> 00:09:24,441 So you got a boyfriend yet? 80 00:09:24,858 --> 00:09:27,027 Got no time for boys. 81 00:09:27,110 --> 00:09:29,112 Kat, I got a great idea. 82 00:09:29,196 --> 00:09:32,324 Hey, Silvio! You got a job for my smart kid? 83 00:09:35,327 --> 00:09:39,623 - Terrific, Ma. Bye. - Bye, honey. Thanks for the pizza. 84 00:09:39,706 --> 00:09:44,211 Where does she get her energy? All those jobs, and a straight-A student... 85 00:10:15,617 --> 00:10:18,412 - Hello? - Come on in. 86 00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:21,999 - Katherine? - Kat. 87 00:10:25,252 --> 00:10:27,379 Hi. Tim Travers. 88 00:10:28,505 --> 00:10:30,591 My daughter did the decorating. 89 00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:34,136 Phoebe, come on down, sweetheart. 90 00:10:34,219 --> 00:10:37,014 Oh, wow! An old Van Cort. 91 00:10:37,097 --> 00:10:40,017 Oh, yeah. I guess it came with the house. 92 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:44,229 - Are you into stargazing? - Actually, this is a nautical telescope. 93 00:10:44,313 --> 00:10:47,107 But it's a lot better than the one I have at home. 94 00:10:47,190 --> 00:10:50,736 - I'm going to take astronomy at college. - Yeah? What college? 95 00:10:50,819 --> 00:10:53,113 Yale. I start second semester. 96 00:10:53,196 --> 00:10:57,200 Yale, huh? Me, too. Class of '79. 97 00:10:59,494 --> 00:11:03,165 And this beautiful redhead is Phoebe. 98 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:06,585 Phoebe, this is Kat. 99 00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:11,632 Hi, Phoebe. 100 00:11:11,715 --> 00:11:13,717 How old are you, Phoebe? 101 00:11:15,761 --> 00:11:19,056 - Come on. You know how old you are. - Six. 102 00:11:19,139 --> 00:11:24,269 Four. Forgive her. She's had a hard week. Her mother left for England yesterday. 103 00:11:24,353 --> 00:11:26,855 What I'm looking for is someone to help me out. 104 00:11:26,939 --> 00:11:29,608 Not full time, just until my wife gets back. 105 00:11:31,109 --> 00:11:33,028 Excuse me. 106 00:11:33,153 --> 00:11:35,239 OK, come on, sweetheart. 107 00:11:37,491 --> 00:11:38,742 Hello? 108 00:11:38,825 --> 00:11:40,911 Yeah. Hi, Mrs Farley. 109 00:11:41,578 --> 00:11:43,956 Oh, we got off to a good start this morning. 110 00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:47,334 Yeah, we knocked down that wall heading into the... 111 00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:49,795 Glass brick? 112 00:11:50,379 --> 00:11:51,713 Yeah, well... 113 00:11:51,797 --> 00:11:56,218 I like glass brick too, Mrs Farley, but it doesn't go with your house. 114 00:11:57,386 --> 00:11:58,679 But... 115 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:05,811 But we've had long talks about staying in the tradition of the Connecticut house. 116 00:12:05,894 --> 00:12:09,940 - Of course I'll talk to your decorator. - Do you want to read this with me? 117 00:12:10,023 --> 00:12:12,651 It's time to turn the page, though. 118 00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:14,820 Do you want to turn the page here? 119 00:12:15,779 --> 00:12:17,698 OK. Here we go. 120 00:12:17,781 --> 00:12:21,368 "She was quite the loveliest fairy in the whole world." 121 00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:25,581 "Her dress was like golden dewdrops, and there were flowers in her hair." 122 00:12:25,664 --> 00:12:28,834 "And her face was like the most perfect flower of all." 123 00:12:28,917 --> 00:12:32,838 "She came close to the little rabbit and kissed him on his velvet nose..." 124 00:12:32,921 --> 00:12:36,341 Well, you certainly seem to have the touch. 125 00:12:36,425 --> 00:12:39,136 I've been baby-sitting since I was nine. 126 00:12:39,219 --> 00:12:42,014 - I'm nine. - No, you're not. Do you drive, Kat? 127 00:12:42,097 --> 00:12:44,099 Yeah. 128 00:12:44,182 --> 00:12:46,727 Is there a history of insanity in the family? 129 00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:48,937 They say it skips a generation. 130 00:12:50,063 --> 00:12:52,858 - When can you start? - Anytime. 131 00:12:52,941 --> 00:12:55,110 Read. 132 00:12:56,737 --> 00:12:58,822 Read. 133 00:13:00,324 --> 00:13:03,243 "'Little rabbit, don't you know who I am?"' 134 00:13:25,766 --> 00:13:28,852 I smell like a couple of buckets of fish. What you got in there? 135 00:13:28,936 --> 00:13:31,396 - A couple of buckets of fish. - Terrific. 136 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:34,274 It's Romeo and Juli-e-et! 137 00:13:34,358 --> 00:13:37,653 - Those boys talkin' to me? - No, I don't think they is. 138 00:13:37,736 --> 00:13:39,821 - Oh, boy. Uh-oh. - What? 139 00:13:41,448 --> 00:13:44,534 Come on, Bill. Let's just drink, and beat 'em up later. 140 00:13:54,044 --> 00:13:56,171 - Hey, John. - Hey, Daisy. 141 00:13:56,255 --> 00:13:58,340 - Who's buyin'? - I'll buy. 142 00:14:00,509 --> 00:14:02,594 - Winning any? - No. 143 00:14:04,596 --> 00:14:07,057 - Got a smoke for me, Jo? - Yeah. 144 00:14:16,233 --> 00:14:18,902 - OK, what do you want to drink? - White wine? 145 00:14:19,570 --> 00:14:21,405 I'll have white wine too, please. 146 00:14:21,488 --> 00:14:23,615 - George? - Lite. 147 00:14:23,699 --> 00:14:26,660 Can I get two white wines, two beers, and one of 'em lite? 148 00:14:27,828 --> 00:14:29,580 Dais? 149 00:14:29,663 --> 00:14:31,748 Oh, he is cute. 150 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:35,294 Yeah, if you like white bread. 151 00:14:37,045 --> 00:14:39,131 Rich white bread. 152 00:14:40,382 --> 00:14:42,467 Ladies? Here you go. 153 00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:44,720 For you. 154 00:14:44,803 --> 00:14:47,973 Look at that punk. I would look good in a coat like that, huh? 155 00:14:48,765 --> 00:14:51,184 OK, let's get some action goin', huh? 156 00:15:00,652 --> 00:15:03,697 Ten bucks says I get three bull's-eyes in a row. 157 00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:10,871 Make it fifty. 158 00:15:11,747 --> 00:15:15,876 And, between throws, off a shot of tequila. 159 00:15:20,339 --> 00:15:24,009 - Three tequilas. - This guy's nuts. 160 00:15:24,092 --> 00:15:26,178 Yeah. 161 00:15:26,762 --> 00:15:30,515 He said that he could hit three in the bull's-eye. Can you do that? 162 00:15:30,599 --> 00:15:33,185 I can do the three shots of tequila. 163 00:15:33,268 --> 00:15:35,354 George. 164 00:15:38,982 --> 00:15:41,610 Three in a row. 165 00:15:41,693 --> 00:15:43,779 Starting now. 166 00:15:59,002 --> 00:16:01,505 No way. 167 00:16:32,494 --> 00:16:34,371 All right, I'll take that fifty. 168 00:16:36,123 --> 00:16:39,418 Yes, sir! Thank you. 169 00:16:40,961 --> 00:16:43,130 Let's play some pool. 170 00:16:43,213 --> 00:16:45,382 It's not that I don't like playing pool. 171 00:16:45,465 --> 00:16:48,385 - But why can't we do it at my house? - Lorna? 172 00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:50,554 No! I'm the worst. Really. 173 00:16:59,730 --> 00:17:02,024 Excuse me. 174 00:17:02,107 --> 00:17:04,276 Do you play? 175 00:17:06,862 --> 00:17:09,323 Sure. 176 00:17:10,532 --> 00:17:12,701 OK. Why don't you break 'em? 177 00:17:52,616 --> 00:17:54,701 Sorry, partner. 178 00:17:54,785 --> 00:17:57,537 OK. It's our turn, sweetheart. 179 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,125 Right, here's what we want. 180 00:18:03,335 --> 00:18:06,922 Right down here, honey. The one with the orange stripe. 181 00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:11,134 Right on the orange, nice and easy. Just send it right down there. 182 00:18:12,803 --> 00:18:14,721 Darn. 183 00:18:14,805 --> 00:18:19,226 Well, take it easy, honey. That's why we play boy-girl. To even things out. 184 00:18:44,793 --> 00:18:46,879 Excuse me. 185 00:18:55,804 --> 00:18:58,223 I think we got a ringer here. 186 00:19:02,603 --> 00:19:05,188 She is really good at this. 187 00:19:24,207 --> 00:19:26,793 I know what you are. A hustler. 188 00:19:26,877 --> 00:19:29,129 Lorna! 189 00:19:29,504 --> 00:19:33,467 Isn't that the right word, Charlie? Like in that pool-hall movie. 190 00:19:42,309 --> 00:19:44,436 Fast game. 191 00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:46,605 - Thanks. - Thank you. 192 00:19:47,856 --> 00:19:50,317 - Quite a game. - Anytime. 193 00:19:50,984 --> 00:19:53,612 Can we get out of here? Please? 194 00:20:15,926 --> 00:20:18,011 Shit. 195 00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:30,774 - Daisy? - Hi, Mom. 196 00:20:30,857 --> 00:20:32,651 You going to 11 o'clock mass? 197 00:20:34,486 --> 00:20:37,948 No. I went last night. 198 00:20:40,075 --> 00:20:45,038 I got to get lunch ready. Uncle Vic and Aunt Rosalie are coming' over. 199 00:20:45,122 --> 00:20:47,499 Daisy? You help me with lunch. 200 00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:50,294 - Kat will. - Thanks a lot. 201 00:20:51,628 --> 00:20:53,839 She gone? 202 00:20:58,051 --> 00:20:59,595 Do you like it? 203 00:21:02,347 --> 00:21:04,683 160 bucks? Are you out of your mind? 204 00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:06,852 I'm going to return it 205 00:21:07,769 --> 00:21:09,855 after I've worn it... 206 00:21:11,523 --> 00:21:13,609 somewhere. 207 00:21:16,278 --> 00:21:18,363 Daisy? 208 00:21:23,744 --> 00:21:26,121 Wait up, Phoebe. 209 00:21:32,211 --> 00:21:35,505 - Daddy! - Hi, sweetheart. 210 00:21:35,964 --> 00:21:38,967 - How was the story hour? - I got a library card. 211 00:21:39,051 --> 00:21:43,680 - That's great. What'd you get? - I got The Yellow House 212 00:21:43,764 --> 00:21:47,351 and Barbra's Little Girl. 213 00:21:47,976 --> 00:21:51,021 - She picked them herself. - I'll bet. Are you hungry, Phoebes? 214 00:21:51,104 --> 00:21:52,231 - Yes. - OK. 215 00:21:52,314 --> 00:21:57,736 One baloney and cheese on white, no crust, coming right up. 216 00:21:58,403 --> 00:22:03,992 OK. Now, why don't you take your books and your sandwich out on the porch? 217 00:22:04,076 --> 00:22:07,412 - And you know the rule, right? - Don't get off the porch. 218 00:22:07,496 --> 00:22:09,665 I'll be right out. 219 00:22:10,332 --> 00:22:12,417 Later, alligator. 220 00:22:13,752 --> 00:22:16,255 This should keep us up to date, Kat. 221 00:22:19,174 --> 00:22:21,969 - There you go. - Thank you. 222 00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:26,139 I always wondered what the inside looked like. 223 00:22:26,223 --> 00:22:29,518 It's going to look a hell of a lot better than this, I promise you. 224 00:22:29,601 --> 00:22:32,980 - I'm impressed already. - You want to see the best part? 225 00:22:33,063 --> 00:22:35,941 - Yeah. - OK. Phoebe? 226 00:22:36,024 --> 00:22:38,068 - What? - I'm going' upstairs, OK? 227 00:22:38,151 --> 00:22:40,237 - OK. - Don't go out the porch. 228 00:22:41,822 --> 00:22:45,200 - Wow! This place is huge. - Not bad for a summer cottage. 229 00:22:45,284 --> 00:22:48,161 Actually, the original house was built in 1880 230 00:22:48,245 --> 00:22:52,624 by a wealthy merchant named Elias Montrose for his English bride, Elizabeth. 231 00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:54,793 Watch your step. 232 00:22:54,877 --> 00:22:58,463 They were married in London after a whirlwind romance. 233 00:23:00,424 --> 00:23:02,718 It's gorgeous. 234 00:23:03,218 --> 00:23:07,890 What a view! Oh, I'd put a telescope right out here. 235 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:12,519 This is where Elias would watch his ships come in and unload their treasures. 236 00:23:12,603 --> 00:23:16,648 - Like what? - Teas and spices from Ceylon. 237 00:23:16,732 --> 00:23:19,776 Silks, pearls, sapphires from India. 238 00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:23,530 I thought the only things that came through Mystic were lobster and cod. 239 00:23:23,614 --> 00:23:27,284 The story has a sad ending. Elias returned to Mystic 240 00:23:27,367 --> 00:23:30,621 and Elizabeth stayed in London to settle her affairs. 241 00:23:30,704 --> 00:23:33,582 On her way here, her ship was lost at sea. 242 00:23:33,665 --> 00:23:38,170 And old Elias spent all the rest of the days of his life 243 00:23:38,253 --> 00:23:40,839 watching for her ship. 244 00:23:40,923 --> 00:23:46,470 They say you can still hear his ghost walking on this balcony on stormy nights. 245 00:23:52,184 --> 00:23:54,895 Of course, it could be this squeaky board. 246 00:23:56,021 --> 00:23:58,482 Are you going to fix it? 247 00:23:59,733 --> 00:24:01,944 Wouldn't dare. 248 00:24:07,115 --> 00:24:11,787 There she is. That was going to be my wedding present from Bill. 249 00:24:12,496 --> 00:24:14,873 It used to be called the Rose, after his mom. 250 00:24:14,957 --> 00:24:17,584 The man is a prince, Jo. 251 00:24:18,669 --> 00:24:21,171 Miller Late. I take it back - the man's a god. 252 00:24:21,255 --> 00:24:24,007 Dais, he keeps that there for him and the guys. 253 00:24:24,091 --> 00:24:28,053 - Dais, he's not going to like that. - Juju, relax! Trust me. 254 00:24:28,136 --> 00:24:32,015 You're going to wiggle your sweet ass, and he's going to forget all about it. 255 00:24:32,099 --> 00:24:35,978 - St Katherine with a beer? - I drink when I want. 256 00:24:36,061 --> 00:24:38,814 You're a real lush. You screw ten guys a weekend, too. 257 00:24:38,897 --> 00:24:41,984 - No, that's your department. - You're damn straight it is. 258 00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:45,571 This is very pleasant, OK? Let's have some fun tonight, OK? 259 00:24:47,364 --> 00:24:52,369 Gosh, you know what I wish? I wish Bill did not have such a gorgeous body. 260 00:24:52,452 --> 00:24:54,538 - Yeah, right! - No, I mean it. 261 00:24:54,621 --> 00:24:59,543 It would make things so much easier. I wouldn't think about him all the time. 262 00:24:59,626 --> 00:25:05,674 Gosh, you know something? I get really turned on just looking at his wrists. 263 00:25:06,216 --> 00:25:10,888 - His wrists? - Yes. They're so thick and strong. 264 00:25:10,971 --> 00:25:14,057 - Maybe something's the matter with me. - I think so. 265 00:25:14,141 --> 00:25:16,518 - I think it's called being in love. - Oh, no. 266 00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:20,689 - Are you saying I should married him? - No, she's not. 267 00:25:20,772 --> 00:25:23,400 Kat, look. There's a comet. Right there. 268 00:25:25,027 --> 00:25:28,363 - No, that's just a shooting star. - It's thrilling. 269 00:25:28,488 --> 00:25:33,493 A comet looks like a tadpole. It's got a round head and a long blazing tail. 270 00:25:33,577 --> 00:25:36,496 I know what one looks like. 271 00:25:36,580 --> 00:25:41,752 A sperm. A big sperm. She's got one on the ceiling. 272 00:25:41,835 --> 00:25:47,424 She goes to sleep every night with a giant sperm flying over her head. 273 00:25:47,841 --> 00:25:51,887 You know what? Ten years from now, she's going to be a famous astrologer. 274 00:25:51,970 --> 00:25:55,349 - Who are you going to be, Daisy? - It's "astronomer". 275 00:25:56,099 --> 00:25:59,645 How the hell do I know where I'll be? I could be dead for all I know. 276 00:25:59,728 --> 00:26:02,272 Daisy! That's bad luck. 277 00:26:02,898 --> 00:26:05,317 - Look, Jo, you've got Bill. - Right. 278 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,237 You've apparently got brains. 279 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:11,907 All I've got is this, and these. 280 00:26:15,410 --> 00:26:19,414 - So to hell with both of you. - No. I don't think so. 281 00:26:20,249 --> 00:26:24,044 - Come back here, Daisy. - Daisy! Wait up. 282 00:26:32,052 --> 00:26:35,472 I really like old houses like this, Mrs. Abuja. 283 00:26:39,017 --> 00:26:41,103 I'm sorry. 284 00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:44,731 My family lives in an old house, too. 285 00:26:46,775 --> 00:26:51,655 The water pipes, they burst just about every winter. My dad gets really pissed. 286 00:26:53,782 --> 00:26:55,242 Well, he gets very upset. 287 00:27:03,876 --> 00:27:08,046 Oh, there you are. You didn't tell me you were going' out for dinner. 288 00:27:09,548 --> 00:27:13,176 - I didn't know I was. - Well, you could stay here for dinner. 289 00:27:13,260 --> 00:27:16,221 - I got some nice lost... - No, thanks, Ma. 290 00:27:17,514 --> 00:27:20,183 It was nice meeting you, Mrs. Abuja. 291 00:27:21,310 --> 00:27:24,104 You don't have to come home so late. 292 00:27:24,187 --> 00:27:26,690 I know how long it takes to have dinner. 293 00:27:31,361 --> 00:27:33,405 Daisy 294 00:27:33,488 --> 00:27:35,365 Abuja... 295 00:27:35,699 --> 00:27:38,452 You are a very difficult woman to find. 296 00:27:38,535 --> 00:27:41,413 - Oh, yeah? - Yes. 297 00:27:42,623 --> 00:27:44,666 Charlie...? 298 00:27:45,959 --> 00:27:49,296 Charles Gordon Windsor. Junior. 299 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,257 Figures. 300 00:27:52,841 --> 00:27:55,802 - Can I get you something? - No, thanks. 301 00:27:55,886 --> 00:27:58,388 But I think your mother could use a drink. 302 00:28:00,682 --> 00:28:02,768 Shut up. 303 00:28:04,102 --> 00:28:06,146 Sit. 304 00:28:06,605 --> 00:28:09,191 I'll be right with you. 305 00:28:53,819 --> 00:28:56,488 So, get out the spare. 306 00:28:57,239 --> 00:28:59,283 That... 307 00:29:00,075 --> 00:29:02,160 That was the spare. 308 00:29:40,490 --> 00:29:42,576 Yes, that's going to do it. 309 00:29:45,913 --> 00:29:47,998 OK, I got the idea. 310 00:30:06,558 --> 00:30:08,644 Yes! 311 00:30:21,782 --> 00:30:26,161 So tell me, Junior, how come you're not at your lvy League school, 312 00:30:27,621 --> 00:30:30,832 picking ivy, or whatever you do there? 313 00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:33,961 Why do that, when I could be here with you? 314 00:30:37,297 --> 00:30:40,175 I needed a little vacation from law school. 315 00:30:40,259 --> 00:30:42,469 Oh. 316 00:30:42,553 --> 00:30:45,389 In other words, you're being a bum. 317 00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:48,559 Exactly. 318 00:30:48,642 --> 00:30:51,186 I got nothing' against bums. 319 00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:56,149 Excuse me, Mr. Windsor. 320 00:30:56,441 --> 00:30:59,111 I hope you and the young lady enjoyed your dinners. 321 00:30:59,194 --> 00:31:01,280 It was wonderful. 322 00:31:06,243 --> 00:31:08,328 Thank you, sir. 323 00:31:26,847 --> 00:31:29,224 Which one is yours? 324 00:31:29,308 --> 00:31:33,353 My dad's is the 62-foot two-misted schooner there. 325 00:31:35,772 --> 00:31:37,858 Not bad. 326 00:31:46,742 --> 00:31:48,827 Abuja. 327 00:32:04,509 --> 00:32:07,554 The stars have been, and still are, used by sailors 328 00:32:07,638 --> 00:32:10,182 to help them determine their positions at sea. 329 00:32:10,265 --> 00:32:12,976 Remember now, there are no roads or signposts 330 00:32:13,060 --> 00:32:15,687 or gas stations where you can ask for directions. 331 00:32:15,771 --> 00:32:16,730 Hi, Kat. 332 00:32:22,778 --> 00:32:25,781 Now we'll show what it's like to toss around at sea 333 00:32:25,864 --> 00:32:28,659 with the stars your only hope of getting back home. 334 00:32:28,742 --> 00:32:30,744 How would you find your way? 335 00:32:30,827 --> 00:32:34,623 If you had made a study of the skies, as ancient seafarers did, 336 00:32:34,706 --> 00:32:37,459 you would realize that at a given date and time, 337 00:32:37,543 --> 00:32:40,045 each star marks a particular point in the... 338 00:32:43,632 --> 00:32:45,717 A particular... 339 00:32:47,261 --> 00:32:49,388 A particular point in the sky. 340 00:32:50,264 --> 00:32:55,227 So what you would do is measure each point, each star, with a sextant. 341 00:32:56,937 --> 00:32:59,481 - Hi. - Hi. You were great. 342 00:32:59,565 --> 00:33:02,693 - I kind of flubbed it today. - No, no. We both loved it. 343 00:33:02,776 --> 00:33:06,029 - Didn't we, Phoebe? - Mommy, can we please go home? 344 00:33:08,282 --> 00:33:10,367 It's nap time. 345 00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:25,632 Can you change me, Kat? 346 00:33:27,801 --> 00:33:30,137 Totallin' up? 347 00:33:30,220 --> 00:33:32,431 We're gonna have to do better than this. 348 00:33:32,514 --> 00:33:34,808 Oh, come on, Leona. It'll pick up. 349 00:33:34,892 --> 00:33:38,687 Yeah, in June, with the tourists. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. 350 00:33:38,770 --> 00:33:41,231 Absolutely. 351 00:33:41,315 --> 00:33:43,650 Hey, Leona, your boyfriend's on. 352 00:33:43,734 --> 00:33:47,279 Hector Pleshette here with this week's gastronomic report. 353 00:33:47,654 --> 00:33:50,991 In New Haven, a place called Nubby's. 354 00:33:51,074 --> 00:33:53,452 "Grubby's" would be a better name for it. 355 00:33:53,535 --> 00:33:57,456 I had to ask three times before I received a clean fork. 356 00:33:57,539 --> 00:34:01,919 Black angel hair pasta with Dalmatian sauce. 357 00:34:02,002 --> 00:34:05,339 Don't ask me what it is. Just don't try it. 358 00:34:05,589 --> 00:34:08,967 A culinary disaster. Overpriced and pretentious. 359 00:34:09,384 --> 00:34:13,805 We should get him to come here. A good review would bring in tons of people. 360 00:34:13,889 --> 00:34:17,267 - I wouldn't let that moron in the door. - Why not? 361 00:34:17,351 --> 00:34:19,853 I bet if we had designer pizza... 362 00:34:21,063 --> 00:34:24,191 - It'd taste like that magazine there. - Oh, come on, Leona. 363 00:34:24,274 --> 00:34:28,779 A little dry white wine, some smoked clams, sun-dried tomatoes... 364 00:34:28,862 --> 00:34:31,990 - I think we should do it, Leona. - Listen, young ladies. 365 00:34:32,074 --> 00:34:35,827 We have the real thing right here. The Mystic Pizza. 366 00:34:35,911 --> 00:34:38,622 Spices from the Algarve back in Portugal. 367 00:34:38,705 --> 00:34:43,710 My grandfather taught my father how to make it. And my father taught me. 368 00:34:43,794 --> 00:34:47,589 And one of these days, when I retire, I just might teach one of you. 369 00:34:47,673 --> 00:34:49,258 It's tradition. And you 370 00:34:49,341 --> 00:34:51,635 don't monkey with tradition! 371 00:34:51,718 --> 00:34:54,638 - Amen. - Leona? 372 00:34:54,721 --> 00:34:57,224 Will you please tell us what's in the pizza? 373 00:34:58,392 --> 00:34:59,893 Please, Leona. 374 00:34:59,977 --> 00:35:02,104 .. goat cheese popovers I would kill for. 375 00:35:02,187 --> 00:35:04,398 It ain't goat cheese, I'll tell you that. 376 00:35:11,989 --> 00:35:14,074 There you go. Hop into bed. 377 00:35:25,294 --> 00:35:28,005 Mommy brushes my hair. 378 00:35:28,088 --> 00:35:30,173 Hold still. 379 00:35:31,925 --> 00:35:35,429 - Mommy lives in England now. - Oh, no, she doesn't. 380 00:35:35,512 --> 00:35:38,432 She's just there working. She'll be home in a few weeks. 381 00:35:38,515 --> 00:35:40,601 I know. 382 00:35:41,435 --> 00:35:43,520 We're not getting a divorce. 383 00:35:45,939 --> 00:35:48,692 - Well, of course not. - OK. 384 00:35:50,068 --> 00:35:52,487 Time for bed. 385 00:35:52,571 --> 00:35:54,656 Good night. 386 00:35:58,118 --> 00:36:01,705 All righty. Scootch in. I'll read you to sleep. 387 00:36:01,788 --> 00:36:04,499 God knows where she picks these things up. 388 00:36:04,583 --> 00:36:08,754 - Read! - All righty. I hear and obey, master. 389 00:36:10,631 --> 00:36:12,758 What story do you want? 390 00:36:12,841 --> 00:36:16,345 - Good night. I'll see you tomorrow. - Good night, Kat. 391 00:36:17,179 --> 00:36:19,848 All righty, sweetheart. What have we here? 392 00:36:19,932 --> 00:36:22,017 Go ahead. Turn the page. 393 00:36:24,436 --> 00:36:26,521 "Uncle Wiggly Learns to Dance." 394 00:36:31,693 --> 00:36:33,737 Kat? 395 00:36:36,281 --> 00:36:38,367 Here. 396 00:36:39,409 --> 00:36:42,538 Better take this. It's gotten chilly out. 397 00:36:51,421 --> 00:36:55,509 - Daddy! - Be right there. 398 00:36:56,134 --> 00:36:58,220 I'd better go. 399 00:37:01,515 --> 00:37:04,101 Coming, master. 400 00:38:09,499 --> 00:38:12,544 Each room is more breathtaking than the next. 401 00:38:12,628 --> 00:38:18,217 The dining room table seats 45, and weighs a whopping 4,000 pounds. 402 00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:21,053 It's the world's only marble-top extension table. 403 00:38:21,136 --> 00:38:24,223 It took 15 craftsmen a year to build. 404 00:38:24,306 --> 00:38:29,519 If you're wondering if this is the ultimate fairy-tale home, check out the bedroom... 405 00:38:29,603 --> 00:38:31,563 Hi, Kat. 406 00:38:32,272 --> 00:38:34,983 Mrs Post's daughter, the privileged princess, 407 00:38:35,067 --> 00:38:38,403 awoke to flowers on the walls, on the silver door hinges, 408 00:38:38,487 --> 00:38:40,572 even on the four-poster bed. 409 00:38:40,656 --> 00:38:42,908 "Lifestyles " is proud to bring you 410 00:38:42,991 --> 00:38:47,120 this once-in-a-lifetime look at America's number one home. 411 00:38:47,204 --> 00:38:51,250 - I can relate. - Over lunch on the patio... 412 00:38:57,881 --> 00:38:59,967 Nice sweater. 413 00:39:01,176 --> 00:39:03,262 - Kat? - Good night. 414 00:39:04,721 --> 00:39:07,516 - Whose sweater? - Tim's. 415 00:39:12,854 --> 00:39:15,357 Tim's? 416 00:39:18,235 --> 00:39:20,612 - So it's "Tim" now? - Shut up. 417 00:39:21,405 --> 00:39:24,449 - What's going on? - Nothing. 418 00:39:26,702 --> 00:39:29,621 Daisy, I'm his baby-sitter, and it got chilly tonight. 419 00:39:29,705 --> 00:39:32,332 And he's married. 420 00:39:32,416 --> 00:39:35,836 If he weren't married, he wouldn't need a baby-sitter. 421 00:39:35,919 --> 00:39:39,006 Looks to me like he's puttin' the moves on you. 422 00:39:39,089 --> 00:39:41,550 - You're disgusting. - OK. 423 00:39:41,842 --> 00:39:45,596 I'm disgusting. But just in case... 424 00:40:01,862 --> 00:40:04,031 The guy wears 'em. 425 00:40:05,657 --> 00:40:07,326 Daisy...! 426 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,291 Jojo! 427 00:40:19,004 --> 00:40:22,132 Where is she? Kat, have you seen Jojo? 428 00:40:38,023 --> 00:40:39,900 Just a minute. 429 00:40:39,983 --> 00:40:42,069 Hi. 430 00:40:44,613 --> 00:40:46,698 Hi. 431 00:40:50,911 --> 00:40:52,996 Sorry, Leona. 432 00:40:54,873 --> 00:40:57,125 Hey, Kat. Table six wants dessert. 433 00:40:59,419 --> 00:41:01,713 Ah, I'd love to stay and chat. 434 00:41:06,301 --> 00:41:09,054 - Here you go. - Miss, this pizza is unbelievable. 435 00:41:09,137 --> 00:41:11,932 - Thank you. - What is in that sauce? 436 00:41:12,015 --> 00:41:14,184 Oh, I'm sorry. That's top secret. 437 00:41:15,602 --> 00:41:17,980 She won't even tell us what's in it. 438 00:41:19,523 --> 00:41:20,983 Here you go. 439 00:41:21,066 --> 00:41:23,735 Hey, Jo, can you switch days off with me? 440 00:41:23,819 --> 00:41:27,489 - I guess so. Why? What's up? - Tim needs me on Friday. 441 00:41:27,573 --> 00:41:31,326 Don't do it, Jo. You'll be contributing to the downfall of a saint. 442 00:41:31,410 --> 00:41:35,622 Butt out, will you? Let's talk about the preppy with the Porsche. 443 00:41:54,892 --> 00:41:57,227 Holy shit! 444 00:41:57,311 --> 00:41:59,396 - What? - Oh, nothing. 445 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,566 Come on. Let's go. 446 00:42:17,122 --> 00:42:19,333 Daisy. 447 00:42:27,090 --> 00:42:29,176 Make yourself comfortable. 448 00:42:37,392 --> 00:42:40,938 What's the matter? Can't afford to pay your light bill? 449 00:42:41,021 --> 00:42:44,441 My father turns off all the power when nobody's here. 450 00:42:44,524 --> 00:42:46,818 - You're here. - Yeah... 451 00:42:49,154 --> 00:42:51,323 But he doesn't wanna be reminded. 452 00:42:56,870 --> 00:42:59,331 Is it OK to sit on the sofa? 453 00:42:59,414 --> 00:43:01,667 You can do anything you want on it. 454 00:43:20,060 --> 00:43:22,229 It must get kinda lonely here. 455 00:43:23,105 --> 00:43:25,482 I kinda like it this time of year. 456 00:43:25,566 --> 00:43:27,734 No one's around. 457 00:43:27,818 --> 00:43:30,112 It's nice and quiet. 458 00:43:32,739 --> 00:43:35,325 Is this a habit with you? 459 00:43:35,409 --> 00:43:39,830 Picking up townies and luring them to your big, fancy house? 460 00:43:41,623 --> 00:43:44,126 You're the first. 461 00:43:44,668 --> 00:43:47,004 So how is it? 462 00:43:47,087 --> 00:43:50,883 So far... it's pretty nice. 463 00:43:55,512 --> 00:43:57,598 And for you? 464 00:44:00,684 --> 00:44:03,061 Dais? 465 00:44:18,535 --> 00:44:21,371 Charlie? Follow the breadcrumbs. 466 00:45:15,259 --> 00:45:17,553 This is my parents' room. 467 00:45:17,636 --> 00:45:19,721 I figured. 468 00:45:24,017 --> 00:45:26,186 Is that my father's shirt? 469 00:45:26,270 --> 00:45:28,355 D'you think he'll miss it? 470 00:45:29,856 --> 00:45:31,942 No. 471 00:45:34,778 --> 00:45:37,281 Hey, Junior. 472 00:45:37,364 --> 00:45:40,534 Yeah... Arujo? 473 00:46:16,194 --> 00:46:18,280 Dais. 474 00:46:22,159 --> 00:46:25,913 I told you I was taking' a vacation from law school. 475 00:46:27,789 --> 00:46:30,417 Yeah? 476 00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:32,794 I was thrown out. 477 00:46:34,087 --> 00:46:36,298 I cheated on a final. 478 00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:40,677 Why? 479 00:46:40,761 --> 00:46:42,846 I panicked. 480 00:46:42,930 --> 00:46:45,766 I was flunking a course, and I panicked. 481 00:46:47,643 --> 00:46:50,395 People flunk courses. It happens all the time. 482 00:46:50,479 --> 00:46:52,564 But not to me. 483 00:46:52,898 --> 00:46:54,983 Not to Chuck Windsor's son. 484 00:47:02,115 --> 00:47:04,201 You shouldn't have lied. 485 00:47:06,578 --> 00:47:08,872 But I'm glad you told me. 486 00:47:09,915 --> 00:47:12,834 Don't do it again. 487 00:47:14,670 --> 00:47:17,381 Which? Cheat or lie? 488 00:47:19,841 --> 00:47:21,969 Either. 489 00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,960 - Hi, Kat. - How was the poker game? 490 00:47:55,043 --> 00:47:57,546 Great. I won a buck more than I owe you. 491 00:47:58,088 --> 00:48:01,758 - I just checked on Phoebe. - How is she? 492 00:48:01,842 --> 00:48:04,803 Fine. I hope you don't mind my using the telescope. 493 00:48:04,887 --> 00:48:07,764 No, no. I'm delighted to have someone use the thing. 494 00:48:15,314 --> 00:48:17,399 You want a soda or some juice? 495 00:48:20,027 --> 00:48:22,446 I'll have some wine. 496 00:48:32,164 --> 00:48:35,667 - What's up there, anyway? - Well, have a look. 497 00:48:44,092 --> 00:48:48,430 I see kind of a... fuzzy clump. 498 00:48:48,847 --> 00:48:51,808 That's Pleiades, the Seven Sisters. 499 00:48:51,892 --> 00:48:54,811 Do you see six bright stars and one very faint one? 500 00:48:56,313 --> 00:48:57,481 Yeah. 501 00:48:57,564 --> 00:49:00,692 That's actually a cluster of several hundred stars. 502 00:49:00,776 --> 00:49:05,155 Only those few are visible from here. They're over 400 light years from Earth. 503 00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:07,324 They're a sign of fall. 504 00:49:09,159 --> 00:49:11,370 Am I babbling? 505 00:49:11,453 --> 00:49:13,664 Yeah. 506 00:49:13,747 --> 00:49:15,374 No... 507 00:49:15,457 --> 00:49:17,543 I mean, I like it. 508 00:49:18,752 --> 00:49:21,088 OK, then, I'll tell you one more thing. 509 00:49:21,171 --> 00:49:23,340 It's a great night to spot comets. 510 00:49:23,423 --> 00:49:26,218 New moon, dark skies... 511 00:49:26,301 --> 00:49:28,387 May I propose a toast? 512 00:49:29,930 --> 00:49:34,977 - Sure. - To new moons, dark skies... and comets. 513 00:49:44,027 --> 00:49:46,113 Fuzzy clump. 514 00:50:06,383 --> 00:50:08,552 - Let me take this off. - OK. 515 00:50:13,557 --> 00:50:15,684 Be careful, Bill. It's expensive. 516 00:50:17,269 --> 00:50:19,354 Here we go. 517 00:50:25,694 --> 00:50:28,030 I can't do this with him starin' at me. 518 00:50:31,700 --> 00:50:35,037 - Let's just go to my room. - Are you crazy? Your parents are home. 519 00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,206 No, no. They're asleep. 520 00:50:37,289 --> 00:50:39,583 - Yeah? - Mm-hm. 521 00:50:44,796 --> 00:50:47,424 - I'm goin' home. - What? 522 00:50:48,884 --> 00:50:51,053 Bill! 523 00:50:52,179 --> 00:50:55,182 No, please. Please, Bill. Please don't. 524 00:50:55,265 --> 00:50:57,434 Jo... 525 00:50:57,517 --> 00:51:00,479 - I gotta go. - Just one more kiss. 526 00:51:11,448 --> 00:51:13,575 - What are you doin'? - Poor little thing. 527 00:51:13,659 --> 00:51:16,119 All it needs is a little bit of fresh air. 528 00:51:17,704 --> 00:51:19,831 - Jo! - What? 529 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,796 I'm tellin' you, I love you. 530 00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,591 - I think we should make a commitment. - OK. 531 00:51:30,467 --> 00:51:32,678 But... first things first, though. 532 00:51:33,512 --> 00:51:35,973 - Cut it out! - What? 533 00:51:36,056 --> 00:51:37,599 Jo! 534 00:51:37,683 --> 00:51:41,937 Come on. I'm tellin' ya, I think we ought to get married. 535 00:51:42,020 --> 00:51:46,066 Bill, if you say that word one more time to me, I'm gonna scream. 536 00:51:47,401 --> 00:51:49,611 Married. 537 00:51:54,074 --> 00:51:55,742 Holy shit! 538 00:51:57,077 --> 00:52:00,956 - No, Pops! - Listen, Mr Barboza. Nothing happened. 539 00:52:02,249 --> 00:52:04,459 Listen, I promise you... 540 00:52:07,212 --> 00:52:10,507 It's not what you think. Good night, Mrs Barboza. 541 00:52:10,591 --> 00:52:13,093 Get the hell outta here! 542 00:52:13,844 --> 00:52:17,306 - Thank you, Mr Barboza! - Run, Bill, run! 543 00:52:17,389 --> 00:52:21,143 - Josephina! - Son of a bitch! 544 00:52:21,226 --> 00:52:26,273 So there's Pops, all 130 pounds of him, tryin' to knock the shit out of Bill. 545 00:52:26,356 --> 00:52:31,153 Bill's just standin' there tryin' to be polite and pullin' his pants up at the same time. 546 00:52:31,236 --> 00:52:35,324 - I nearly peed in my pants. - So close to a clean getaway. 547 00:52:36,617 --> 00:52:39,036 Where's the prince of prep school this weekend? 548 00:52:39,119 --> 00:52:43,165 In Greenwich visiting his grandmother. She's 90 and drives her own Rolls. 549 00:52:43,248 --> 00:52:45,792 - Big deal. - He'll be back Sunday night. 550 00:52:45,876 --> 00:52:47,461 Hey, Jo! 551 00:52:55,177 --> 00:52:57,554 Whaddaya think? 552 00:52:57,638 --> 00:53:01,099 That isn't funny! Whose side are you guys on? 553 00:53:02,351 --> 00:53:05,812 You know something, Bill? You are a real asshole! 554 00:53:05,896 --> 00:53:09,358 - What? - Thank God I didn't marry him. 555 00:53:09,441 --> 00:53:13,362 What, you think this is gonna make me marry you? Do you? 556 00:53:13,445 --> 00:53:17,074 Well, it's not, cos I don't have to marry an asshole. It's the '80s. 557 00:53:17,157 --> 00:53:20,661 - Why would I marry an asshole? - Jo, come on. 558 00:53:20,744 --> 00:53:24,039 You can't force me to do something I'm not ready to do, Bill. 559 00:53:24,706 --> 00:53:28,752 - Come on! I was joking. - And until I am, if I ever am, 560 00:53:28,835 --> 00:53:31,255 the answer is no. 561 00:53:31,338 --> 00:53:34,299 - But it's just a joke. - No! 562 00:53:39,721 --> 00:53:41,807 Man! 563 00:53:42,391 --> 00:53:44,726 Asshole. 564 00:53:50,941 --> 00:53:56,405 There is no way in the world... He's sayin' he brings in more than we do. No way. 565 00:54:01,034 --> 00:54:03,495 Jojo, would you hurry up? He's gonna see us. 566 00:54:03,579 --> 00:54:08,417 - Hey, Bill! Get your dumb butt out here. - Shut up. We shouldn't be doing this. 567 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:11,753 What has he got back here? I mean, God, what a stink. 568 00:54:14,381 --> 00:54:16,758 I told you he had a spare key. 569 00:54:16,842 --> 00:54:20,846 Come on, let's go. Wait, Kat. I can't drive. I'm too plastered. 570 00:54:20,929 --> 00:54:25,017 There you go. This is so great. This is just too great. 571 00:54:25,100 --> 00:54:27,185 "Nympho", my ass. 572 00:54:28,353 --> 00:54:30,439 Get a horse, you asshole. 573 00:54:38,322 --> 00:54:42,034 Ooh your kisses sweeter than honey 574 00:54:43,243 --> 00:54:46,413 But guess what? So is my money 575 00:54:47,456 --> 00:54:49,708 All I want you to do for me 576 00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:52,377 Is give it to me 577 00:54:54,546 --> 00:54:56,757 Respect, just a little bit 578 00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,467 Just a little bit 579 00:54:58,550 --> 00:55:02,512 R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me 580 00:55:02,596 --> 00:55:06,350 R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care, TCB 581 00:55:06,433 --> 00:55:10,479 Sock it to me sock it to me 582 00:55:16,193 --> 00:55:18,278 Hey, you guys. Where are we going? 583 00:55:21,406 --> 00:55:23,659 - The country club. - Yes! 584 00:55:24,117 --> 00:55:27,788 - Come on. It's gonna be great. - No, you guys. No. 585 00:55:28,789 --> 00:55:31,542 - Why? - Come on, live a little. 586 00:55:31,625 --> 00:55:34,336 Kitty-cat Kat? 587 00:55:58,652 --> 00:56:00,737 Shit. 588 00:56:22,217 --> 00:56:24,303 We made it. 589 00:56:27,055 --> 00:56:29,308 - Oh, boy. - Can I have a smoke? 590 00:56:29,391 --> 00:56:31,476 Yes. 591 00:56:31,810 --> 00:56:33,604 Thanks. 592 00:56:33,687 --> 00:56:36,607 - This is really the life, huh? - Absolutely. 593 00:56:36,857 --> 00:56:39,818 Hey, Dais? You wanna do the jitterbug? 594 00:56:40,861 --> 00:56:44,114 Do I wanna do the jitterbug? I lead. 595 00:56:44,198 --> 00:56:46,617 Hold this for me, Kat. 596 00:57:34,873 --> 00:57:37,334 Come on, you guys. Let's get goin'. 597 00:57:38,293 --> 00:57:40,754 - Why? - Cos it's boring. 598 00:57:40,837 --> 00:57:43,465 It isn't boring, this is fun. 599 00:57:43,549 --> 00:57:45,884 You gotta relax and enjoy yourself. 600 00:58:10,033 --> 00:58:12,119 "Outta town". 601 00:58:15,122 --> 00:58:17,124 Son of a bitch! 602 00:58:22,754 --> 00:58:26,133 I'm gonna kill him! I'm so stupid! 603 00:58:26,216 --> 00:58:30,679 It's OK, Dais. Please? 604 00:58:35,350 --> 00:58:37,477 - Gimme the keys. - No, Dais, I'll drive. 605 00:58:37,561 --> 00:58:40,898 Gimme the keys, Kat. Gimme the goddamn key! 606 00:58:42,149 --> 00:58:44,610 Kat... Daisy, you don't need the key. 607 00:58:44,693 --> 00:58:47,696 What are you going to do with the car? 608 00:58:55,579 --> 00:58:57,664 Jo, we gotta stop her. 609 00:58:57,748 --> 00:59:00,334 - Daisy, no! - Daisy, what are you doing? 610 00:59:18,977 --> 00:59:22,856 - My car! - It's beautiful. 611 00:59:23,899 --> 00:59:27,069 - What are you doing? - Greenwich, my ass! 612 00:59:27,152 --> 00:59:31,740 Daisy, look. Daisy, this is Serena Windsor, my sister. 613 00:59:32,407 --> 00:59:34,493 Serena, this is Daisy Arujo. 614 00:59:35,577 --> 00:59:37,663 Daisy. 615 00:59:38,247 --> 00:59:40,332 Hi. 616 00:59:45,128 --> 00:59:46,797 Hi. 617 00:59:49,591 --> 00:59:52,678 How was I to know? You said you were at your grandmother's. 618 00:59:52,761 --> 00:59:57,516 My grandmother had a migraine. I called you when I came back. You were out. 619 01:00:08,819 --> 01:00:12,781 - I fucked up. - Yeah, but you gave it 100% effort. 620 01:00:19,121 --> 01:00:21,623 - You're weird. - I'm weird? 621 01:00:30,465 --> 01:00:33,427 Think you can give us a lift? 622 01:01:11,590 --> 01:01:13,675 - Bill. - Hey. 623 01:01:15,177 --> 01:01:18,138 I'm sorry for taking the truck. 624 01:01:18,222 --> 01:01:21,850 That's OK. I'm sorry, too. 625 01:01:21,934 --> 01:01:24,686 I took it off. 626 01:01:24,770 --> 01:01:30,275 Guess what. My sister and her husband are going to Marblehead for three days. 627 01:01:30,359 --> 01:01:34,363 - Yeah? - What do you mean, "yeah"? 628 01:01:34,446 --> 01:01:37,741 Bill, we have the apartment for three days and three nights. 629 01:01:37,824 --> 01:01:41,453 - Yeah, well, I don't think so, Jo. - What, are you crazy, Bill? 630 01:01:41,537 --> 01:01:44,081 - Three whole nights. - Yeah, I heard ya. 631 01:01:45,249 --> 01:01:47,334 I don't want to. 632 01:01:48,919 --> 01:01:51,672 Bill, I said I was sorry. 633 01:01:56,510 --> 01:01:59,388 Your parents' place, my parents' place, 634 01:01:59,471 --> 01:02:03,600 your sister's apartment, the damn john at the pizza parlour. 635 01:02:04,851 --> 01:02:06,937 What, Jake? 636 01:02:09,690 --> 01:02:15,696 I'm tellin' ya, Jo, that I love you. Doesn't that mean anything to you? 637 01:02:15,779 --> 01:02:19,199 When people love each other, they should make a commitment. 638 01:02:19,283 --> 01:02:21,869 They should have a wedding, in a church, 639 01:02:21,952 --> 01:02:25,414 with the blessings of God, for chrissakes! 640 01:02:25,497 --> 01:02:30,294 Don't you get it, Jo? I'm telling you that I love you. 641 01:02:32,254 --> 01:02:34,756 And all you love is my dick. 642 01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:37,718 Do you know how that makes me feel? 643 01:02:37,801 --> 01:02:40,137 I... 644 01:02:41,805 --> 01:02:44,057 I'm sorry. 645 01:02:44,141 --> 01:02:45,767 Come on, let's go. 646 01:02:45,851 --> 01:02:49,521 I'm finished, Jo. I can't do this any more. 647 01:02:49,980 --> 01:02:52,232 Let's go! 648 01:03:29,811 --> 01:03:31,897 Hi, Manny. 649 01:03:32,814 --> 01:03:34,900 Hi, how's it goin'? 650 01:03:44,368 --> 01:03:46,703 What? What are you guys looking at? 651 01:03:46,787 --> 01:03:49,248 You're three hours early. 652 01:03:49,331 --> 01:03:52,709 - Yeah. So? - Yeah, so you look kinda weird. 653 01:03:52,793 --> 01:03:56,004 - What's up? - Nothing. Nothing much. 654 01:03:57,256 --> 01:04:00,092 You pregnant, Jojo? 655 01:04:00,175 --> 01:04:02,261 Bite your tongue, Leona. 656 01:04:03,136 --> 01:04:05,222 Somethin's goin' on. 657 01:04:06,056 --> 01:04:10,102 It's just... It's just that I broke up with Bill this morning. 658 01:04:10,852 --> 01:04:15,315 - Oh, shit! - No. It's no big deal. Really. 659 01:04:15,399 --> 01:04:19,611 I mean, Bill and I haven't been getting along at all, and... 660 01:04:19,695 --> 01:04:22,990 I just couldn't do it any more, so I told him, and... 661 01:04:23,073 --> 01:04:26,535 You know, he got real upset and started to cry. 662 01:04:26,618 --> 01:04:28,704 But I had to do it, you know? 663 01:04:30,122 --> 01:04:33,292 Hey, it's OK. I mean, it had to happen. 664 01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:37,337 I'm fine. In fact, I don't know, I feel kinda good. 665 01:04:38,422 --> 01:04:41,466 I mean, if you think about it, Bill and I are so different. 666 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:46,138 Everything he wants, I don't. The marriage, the kids, all that stuff. 667 01:04:46,221 --> 01:04:50,851 I mean, I really want that stuff. Real bad. I just don't want it now. 668 01:04:52,394 --> 01:04:57,107 He doesn't understand. If he really loved me, he'd wait. 669 01:04:59,067 --> 01:05:03,030 But I guess if I really loved him, I'd marry him. 670 01:05:03,113 --> 01:05:05,199 Maybe I don't love Bill. 671 01:05:07,284 --> 01:05:12,331 But I really do love Bill, though. He really... He understands me so well. 672 01:05:15,167 --> 01:05:17,711 No, no. You guys are right. 673 01:05:18,170 --> 01:05:21,715 I don't need Bill. I've got a lot of things going. 674 01:05:22,549 --> 01:05:24,801 - Leona? - What is it, honey? 675 01:05:24,885 --> 01:05:28,430 One of these days you're gonna tell me what you put in that pizza. 676 01:05:28,513 --> 01:05:30,599 When you retire, right? 677 01:05:30,682 --> 01:05:33,268 Absolutely. When I retire. 678 01:05:34,645 --> 01:05:40,734 OK. So I could run this place, and... I don't need Bill to do that. 679 01:05:40,817 --> 01:05:44,363 And, Kat, you're not the only one with brains. I could go to college. 680 01:05:44,446 --> 01:05:47,866 I could take that course. What is it? Economics. 681 01:05:48,075 --> 01:05:52,871 OK. Thanks, you guys. You guys are great. 682 01:05:52,955 --> 01:05:58,085 You know, helping me out, supporting me, telling me I made the right decision. 683 01:06:01,088 --> 01:06:03,966 I think I have to go to the bathroom. 684 01:06:09,096 --> 01:06:11,181 Men! 685 01:06:27,906 --> 01:06:31,743 - Hi. I'm home. - Hi. How's Mrs Farley today? 686 01:06:31,827 --> 01:06:36,081 Oh, fine. She only called four times, but it looks like we'll wrap it up on time. 687 01:06:36,164 --> 01:06:38,125 - Hey, Phoebe. - Hi. 688 01:06:39,167 --> 01:06:41,420 Did you catch anything? 689 01:06:44,214 --> 01:06:48,093 - She sure is in a good mood. - She's excited about Mom coming home. 690 01:06:48,176 --> 01:06:50,512 Yeah. Just a little while longer. 691 01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:01,023 - What's she like? - Who? 692 01:07:01,106 --> 01:07:03,192 - Mrs Travers. - Nikki? 693 01:07:04,359 --> 01:07:08,363 - What do you wanna know? - Where'd you meet her? 694 01:07:08,447 --> 01:07:10,532 - At school. - Yale? 695 01:07:10,616 --> 01:07:15,370 Freshman year. It's funny to think you have all that in front of you. 696 01:07:15,454 --> 01:07:17,831 I look at the way you examine everything, 697 01:07:17,915 --> 01:07:21,084 and I remember exactly how I felt when I started Yale. 698 01:07:21,168 --> 01:07:23,587 - How did you feel? - Scared shitless. 699 01:07:24,546 --> 01:07:26,673 But great. I mean, it was so exciting. 700 01:07:26,757 --> 01:07:30,510 I felt like I was really gonna... Iive. 701 01:07:31,595 --> 01:07:34,097 And you did, didn't you? 702 01:07:34,181 --> 01:07:36,266 Yeah, sure. Here I am. 703 01:07:40,270 --> 01:07:42,523 Aw, Kat. Stuff happens. 704 01:07:43,106 --> 01:07:45,150 What can I say? 705 01:07:47,653 --> 01:07:50,864 Hey, aren't they gonna kill you at that pizza place? 706 01:07:50,948 --> 01:07:53,283 No, they'll cover for me. 707 01:07:58,580 --> 01:08:01,124 Hey, rascal. Come here. 708 01:08:02,793 --> 01:08:06,171 Gotcha! And I'm gonna squeeze you like a ball. 709 01:08:06,255 --> 01:08:08,549 - Fly me. - You wanna fly? OK. 710 01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:20,102 Shit! Where the hell is Kat? She was supposed to be here half an hour ago. 711 01:08:20,185 --> 01:08:23,397 - Easy! - Oh, yeah. She called. 712 01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:26,817 They needed her baby-sitting. She said you'd cover for her. 713 01:08:26,900 --> 01:08:30,988 I'm supposed to have dinner with Charlie's parents tonight. She knows that. 714 01:08:31,071 --> 01:08:32,990 Shit! 715 01:09:06,273 --> 01:09:09,568 - I'm gonna kill her. - Take it easy. You're not missin' much. 716 01:09:09,651 --> 01:09:12,112 My dad is not exactly a load of laughs. 717 01:09:12,196 --> 01:09:16,533 - Your mom's gonna think I blew her off. - My mother doesn't think. Don't worry. 718 01:09:19,328 --> 01:09:21,997 - We'll do it another time. - All right. 719 01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:24,208 - I'll call ya. - OK. 720 01:09:26,418 --> 01:09:29,213 That's what you're drivin' these days? 721 01:09:29,296 --> 01:09:33,008 Well, it smells a hell of a lot better than the Porsche. 722 01:09:34,009 --> 01:09:36,094 Right. 723 01:10:06,625 --> 01:10:08,710 Hi, Dais. 724 01:10:19,888 --> 01:10:21,974 Hey, I'm sorry I didn't show up. 725 01:10:31,316 --> 01:10:35,487 I said I'm sorry. Why are you being such a bitch about it? 726 01:10:35,571 --> 01:10:38,574 Right. I'm a bitch and you're an angel, no matter what. 727 01:10:38,657 --> 01:10:41,660 Should have been stamped on our birth certificates. 728 01:10:41,743 --> 01:10:45,080 What the hell's the big deal? You unload shifts on me. 729 01:10:45,163 --> 01:10:49,376 Well, you knew I was supposed to meet Charlie's parents tonight. 730 01:10:52,379 --> 01:10:56,091 - Dais, I'm sorry. I forgot. - Tim needed you, right? 731 01:10:56,174 --> 01:10:59,970 Just what the hell do you two do together? That's what I'd like to know. 732 01:11:00,053 --> 01:11:03,056 - To you, it would sound stupid. - It would sound pathetic. 733 01:11:03,140 --> 01:11:08,103 Daddy boffing the baby-sitter is a really old story. It happens all the time. 734 01:11:09,771 --> 01:11:13,025 We talk, we read, we listen to Mozart sometimes... 735 01:11:13,108 --> 01:11:18,405 You really believe this 30-year-old guy is gonna leave his wife for you? 736 01:11:18,488 --> 01:11:21,283 You're livin' in a fuckin' romance novel, Kat. 737 01:11:21,366 --> 01:11:24,828 Oh, yeah. Boffing, fucking, screwing. 738 01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:27,539 The great Daisy. Nobody's fool. 739 01:11:27,789 --> 01:11:32,628 Why don't you start taking cash for your services? It would be more honest. 740 01:11:36,715 --> 01:11:38,800 Wipe your conscience. 741 01:11:52,940 --> 01:11:55,025 Shit! 742 01:11:57,361 --> 01:11:59,821 - Jojo. Pick up. - OK, I'm coming. 743 01:11:59,905 --> 01:12:01,990 OK, two lite beers. 744 01:12:05,244 --> 01:12:07,329 This is my table. 745 01:12:13,377 --> 01:12:16,630 Can we change that sausage to pepperoni? 746 01:12:16,713 --> 01:12:18,799 Sure. Why not? 747 01:12:20,884 --> 01:12:23,470 Hey, Jo. Do me a favour. Sit for Phoebe tomorrow? 748 01:12:23,554 --> 01:12:27,015 Yeah, right. Baby-sittin' for the baby-sitter? 749 01:12:27,808 --> 01:12:34,231 I think I'm gonna puke. Yeah, I'll do it, Kit-Kat. 750 01:13:20,736 --> 01:13:24,406 - You know, I feel a little ridiculous. - You're not scared, are you? 751 01:13:24,489 --> 01:13:27,534 - Stormy nights? - Kat, it's just a story. 752 01:13:28,327 --> 01:13:30,579 We'll see. 753 01:13:30,662 --> 01:13:33,207 Hope old Elias like pizza. 754 01:13:34,249 --> 01:13:36,335 Come on, let's eat. 755 01:13:46,011 --> 01:13:48,889 It'll be a shame when they finish this place. 756 01:13:50,057 --> 01:13:53,018 Yeah. We all wish we could stop time, don't we? 757 01:13:54,895 --> 01:13:59,691 Well, I'm afraid it won't work. Soon you'll be at school. 758 01:14:02,945 --> 01:14:05,280 Contractor'll take over from here. 759 01:14:07,282 --> 01:14:09,368 Nikki comes home. 760 01:14:19,753 --> 01:14:21,964 What was that? 761 01:14:22,548 --> 01:14:26,009 - Elias Montrose! - I told you so. 762 01:15:59,144 --> 01:16:01,522 Wait here. 763 01:16:09,029 --> 01:16:11,156 Run, run, run. 764 01:16:19,206 --> 01:16:21,542 Oh, there they are. 765 01:16:21,625 --> 01:16:25,504 How's your mother, Kat? Did you get her the medicine in time? 766 01:16:30,425 --> 01:16:32,302 Nikki. 767 01:16:32,761 --> 01:16:34,555 - Welcome home. - Thanks. 768 01:16:34,638 --> 01:16:36,890 I was lucky. I caught that morning plane. 769 01:16:36,974 --> 01:16:39,935 - Well, you look great. - Yeah, so do you. 770 01:16:44,106 --> 01:16:47,609 Hi. I'm Nikki Travers. You must be Kat. 771 01:16:48,861 --> 01:16:51,572 Oh, I hope your mother's feeling better. 772 01:16:52,614 --> 01:16:56,118 Well, thank you for everything that you've done for Phoebe. 773 01:16:56,201 --> 01:16:58,996 You're all she talks about on the phone. 774 01:16:59,079 --> 01:17:01,373 She's a wonderful little girl. 775 01:17:04,877 --> 01:17:08,922 Kat, we should really get goin'. Cos your mom must want us back. 776 01:17:09,006 --> 01:17:13,260 Nice meeting you, Mr Travers. Nice meeting you, Mrs Travers. 777 01:17:13,343 --> 01:17:16,179 Tim, aren't you forgetting something? 778 01:17:17,806 --> 01:17:20,726 - Jojo, how much do we owe you? - Oh, no. That's OK. 779 01:17:20,809 --> 01:17:22,895 I don't need any money. 780 01:17:26,148 --> 01:17:28,901 Thanks. Come on, Kat. 781 01:17:39,077 --> 01:17:43,290 Kat, I didn't know what to say. The doorbell rang, I thought it was you, 782 01:17:43,373 --> 01:17:46,877 and there was this person just standing there. I almost... 783 01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:49,046 I almost peed in my pants. 784 01:18:00,098 --> 01:18:02,184 I don't think she knows. 785 01:18:03,685 --> 01:18:07,981 OK, all right, so he had his arm around you. So what, right? 786 01:18:09,107 --> 01:18:11,401 I mean, what if your mother had died? 787 01:18:11,485 --> 01:18:14,613 He was just being nice. People do that, you know. 788 01:18:16,323 --> 01:18:20,452 She might know, though. She looks really smart. 789 01:18:22,412 --> 01:18:27,501 Holy shit, Kat. You don't think she'd come after you or anything, do you? 790 01:18:27,584 --> 01:18:31,713 No, she wouldn't do that. I don't think she would do that. 791 01:18:31,797 --> 01:18:36,843 Oh, God, Kat. Well, at least it isn't your fault, you know. It's not your fault. 792 01:18:38,053 --> 01:18:42,182 Oh, God. Kat, this is really heavy-duty stuff here. 793 01:18:42,975 --> 01:18:46,061 God, I thought I had problems, but I mean, I do... 794 01:18:46,144 --> 01:18:48,522 At least with Bill, what you see is what you get. 795 01:18:48,605 --> 01:18:51,483 But that gutless wonder back there - 796 01:18:51,567 --> 01:18:54,611 he makes Bill look like the catch of all time. 797 01:19:07,165 --> 01:19:09,251 Don't wear my boots again, OK? 798 01:19:16,425 --> 01:19:19,845 They're nice boots, Kat. I'd like to keep it that way. 799 01:19:21,013 --> 01:19:25,767 I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't use my comb, either. It's full of scuzz. 800 01:19:30,063 --> 01:19:32,524 Kat, are you alive? 801 01:19:42,201 --> 01:19:44,786 What's the matter? 802 01:19:44,870 --> 01:19:47,247 What happened? 803 01:19:47,331 --> 01:19:50,292 - She came back tonight. - Shit. 804 01:19:54,296 --> 01:19:57,549 He just stood there. He didn't even say a word to me. 805 01:19:59,968 --> 01:20:02,054 It's all right. 806 01:20:03,222 --> 01:20:06,475 It's gonna be tough, but you're gonna be all right. 807 01:20:09,436 --> 01:20:11,522 I just feel so stupid. 808 01:20:21,448 --> 01:20:23,992 Why does it hurt so much? 809 01:20:29,373 --> 01:20:33,877 - Let me get you a cup of tea. - No, please. Please, just stay with me. 810 01:20:51,770 --> 01:20:53,856 Kat! Order up. 811 01:21:10,622 --> 01:21:12,666 Oh, 'scuse me. Sorry. 812 01:21:19,923 --> 01:21:23,844 - Excuse me. This isn't cooked. - Sorry. 813 01:21:30,475 --> 01:21:34,605 - Hi. Ready to order? - Yes, I believe I am. 814 01:21:35,522 --> 01:21:40,944 The... Mystic Pizza. I assume that's the house special. 815 01:21:43,655 --> 01:21:46,867 Yes, sir. That's the special. There's nothing like it. 816 01:21:46,950 --> 01:21:51,538 And bring me a fresh glass of water, please. 817 01:21:54,583 --> 01:21:57,502 - Sure. Do you want some ice in it? - No. No ice. 818 01:22:04,426 --> 01:22:07,221 Leona, I need the best Mystic Pizza you've ever made. 819 01:22:07,304 --> 01:22:10,307 - Why? - The Fireside Gourmet. He's here. 820 01:22:10,390 --> 01:22:12,226 Look. 821 01:22:13,060 --> 01:22:15,062 - So what? - Leona! 822 01:22:16,980 --> 01:22:19,691 - Take your pick. - This. 823 01:22:22,945 --> 01:22:25,239 Holy Mary, Mother of God. 824 01:23:17,666 --> 01:23:21,712 Anything else, sir? A side of clams? We have a wonderful small house salad. 825 01:23:21,795 --> 01:23:24,673 No, thank you. Just the check, please. 826 01:23:24,756 --> 01:23:27,467 The check? You're through? 827 01:23:27,551 --> 01:23:29,636 Yes. 828 01:23:34,349 --> 01:23:37,269 Here you go. I'll get a box so you can take the rest home. 829 01:23:37,352 --> 01:23:39,980 No, thank you. 830 01:23:40,063 --> 01:23:42,149 Excuse me. 831 01:23:50,574 --> 01:23:54,244 Somebody ought to ram fried goat cheese up his ass. 832 01:23:57,206 --> 01:24:00,542 Lobster for breakfast, lobster for lunch... 833 01:24:02,252 --> 01:24:04,338 Fuckin' lotta lobsters here. 834 01:24:13,805 --> 01:24:18,352 Ma? I'm not gonna be able to take you to the potluck tomorrow. 835 01:24:18,435 --> 01:24:22,064 Charlie invited me to dinner to meet his family. 836 01:24:22,147 --> 01:24:26,276 - What do you think about that? - Guess I could get a ride with Louisa. 837 01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:30,322 - I mean about Charlie. - He's not a Catholic. 838 01:24:30,405 --> 01:24:32,950 Or a Portuguese, or poor. He's not a lot of things. 839 01:24:33,033 --> 01:24:36,537 - He's not gonna marry you, either. - Are you kidding? 840 01:24:36,620 --> 01:24:39,831 Marriage? I'm talking about dinner with his parents. 841 01:24:39,915 --> 01:24:43,168 Sure. What do I know, anyway? 842 01:24:43,252 --> 01:24:45,587 You think I always looked like this? 843 01:24:45,671 --> 01:24:49,800 When I was your age, you think they weren't sniffin' around after me? 844 01:24:49,883 --> 01:24:52,427 Different clothes, same line. 845 01:24:52,511 --> 01:24:55,180 - Only I had sense. - Thank you very much. 846 01:24:55,264 --> 01:24:59,977 Well, I didn't go jump in the back seat of every sports car that came along. 847 01:25:00,060 --> 01:25:02,396 - You're really good at this, Ma. - At what? 848 01:25:02,479 --> 01:25:05,691 Making me feel like shit. 849 01:25:05,774 --> 01:25:08,151 I cursed. Another mark against Daisy, right? 850 01:25:08,235 --> 01:25:10,571 I curse, I'm stupid, I'm a slut. 851 01:25:10,654 --> 01:25:13,907 All I want is for you to make something of yourself! 852 01:25:14,157 --> 01:25:19,162 Yeah? Well, I'm not gonna go to Yale. You're just gonna have to deal with that. 853 01:25:21,039 --> 01:25:23,542 I don't expect you to go to Yale. 854 01:25:25,752 --> 01:25:28,380 I'm just so worried about you. 855 01:25:30,883 --> 01:25:33,051 Yeah. 856 01:25:33,135 --> 01:25:35,637 Me too. 857 01:25:54,114 --> 01:25:56,200 Thank you. 858 01:26:03,832 --> 01:26:08,462 Oh, it looks marvellous, Elaine. Thank you very much. Thank you, Teresa. 859 01:26:08,545 --> 01:26:10,672 Dig in, everybody. 860 01:26:11,381 --> 01:26:13,884 Out of this world, Polly. It's so tender. 861 01:26:14,635 --> 01:26:17,304 Mom, do you want my green stuff? 862 01:26:17,512 --> 01:26:20,641 That's called the tomalley, Steamer. It's the best part. 863 01:26:20,891 --> 01:26:23,810 It's the shit, Steam. Don't eat it. 864 01:26:26,271 --> 01:26:28,899 - Do you want a beer? - No, thanks. 865 01:26:28,982 --> 01:26:31,818 Anybody else? 866 01:26:35,030 --> 01:26:39,743 - Daisy. - Teresa. You work here? 867 01:26:40,285 --> 01:26:43,664 I help out Mrs Windsor once in a while. 868 01:26:44,164 --> 01:26:47,292 - You still waitressin' at the Pizza? - Teresa? 869 01:26:47,376 --> 01:26:49,920 - Yes, sir? - How's your lobster? 870 01:26:50,003 --> 01:26:52,589 It's really delicious. 871 01:26:53,715 --> 01:26:57,761 Charlie didn't tell us that you were in the pizza business, Daisy. 872 01:26:57,844 --> 01:27:01,431 Mrs Windsor and I consider ourselves pizza connoisseurs. 873 01:27:03,892 --> 01:27:07,271 - Really? - I worked in a pizza place one summer. 874 01:27:07,354 --> 01:27:09,439 Up at the Cape. Remember, Mom? 875 01:27:09,523 --> 01:27:12,109 There's nothing wrong with being a waitress. 876 01:27:12,359 --> 01:27:15,279 A noble profession, right? 877 01:27:15,821 --> 01:27:17,990 Certainly a profession, at any rate. 878 01:27:20,617 --> 01:27:23,912 - As opposed to what I do. - Just what is it you do? 879 01:27:23,996 --> 01:27:26,248 - Chuck... - It's all right, Polly. 880 01:27:26,623 --> 01:27:29,167 I so rarely get to meet a man of leisure. 881 01:27:30,294 --> 01:27:32,504 Much less a close relative. 882 01:27:32,588 --> 01:27:34,673 Well, I owe it all to you, Dad. 883 01:27:34,756 --> 01:27:38,760 You gave me all the advantages that you never had. 884 01:27:39,928 --> 01:27:43,390 When Dad was my age, he was a steampipe fitter. 885 01:27:45,642 --> 01:27:48,562 - Show her the calluses. - Cut it out, Charlie. 886 01:27:50,189 --> 01:27:52,900 Who would like more sour cream on their potato? 887 01:27:52,983 --> 01:27:55,027 Oh, I do, please. 888 01:27:59,031 --> 01:28:02,451 - I'm so sorry. - It's all right, Teresa. 889 01:28:02,534 --> 01:28:05,787 These Portuguese girls are very hard to train. 890 01:28:05,871 --> 01:28:08,957 I had one once who barely spoke... 891 01:28:09,541 --> 01:28:13,629 - English? - I didn't mean your friend. 892 01:28:13,712 --> 01:28:16,048 - So what did you mean? - Charles. 893 01:28:16,131 --> 01:28:18,300 I'm just clearin' the air, Dad. 894 01:28:18,383 --> 01:28:20,093 Aunt Tweedy... 895 01:28:20,177 --> 01:28:23,680 You can't even train your own husband to sleep at home. 896 01:28:25,766 --> 01:28:29,269 And Dad's big frustration in life is that he can't train me. 897 01:28:29,353 --> 01:28:31,438 - isn't that right, Dad? - Charlie! 898 01:28:31,522 --> 01:28:35,234 - Everyone knows I can't cut the mustard. - You listen to me... 899 01:28:35,317 --> 01:28:37,611 If you can't train a golden boy like me, 900 01:28:37,694 --> 01:28:40,864 there's no way you're gonna train a dumb Portuguese. 901 01:28:40,948 --> 01:28:44,493 - I said that's enough! - OK. So I guess dinner is over. 902 01:28:48,330 --> 01:28:50,958 - Dammit, Charlie. - Daisy? 903 01:28:51,166 --> 01:28:54,336 Charles? Charles, you come back here! 904 01:28:57,631 --> 01:29:01,301 Dais? Look, I'm sorry, all right? But they deserved it. 905 01:29:01,385 --> 01:29:05,681 - I couldn't let 'em do that to you. - Me? You did that for yourself. 906 01:29:05,764 --> 01:29:08,475 They were bein' real jerks! 907 01:29:08,559 --> 01:29:13,355 The only jerk at that table was you. They were just being themselves. 908 01:29:13,438 --> 01:29:18,443 Bring home your poor Portuguese girlfriend for dinner, shake up the family a little. 909 01:29:18,527 --> 01:29:22,322 - That's not true. - I'm poor, and I hate it. I admit it. 910 01:29:23,907 --> 01:29:28,662 I even thought I was desperate, but I'm not half as desperate as you are. 911 01:29:28,745 --> 01:29:31,874 I would never use you to get at somebody. 912 01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:38,422 Your father didn't cheat his way out of law school. You did that all on your own. 913 01:29:38,505 --> 01:29:40,591 Deal with it, Junior. 914 01:29:41,758 --> 01:29:44,303 You're not even good enough for me. 915 01:29:44,887 --> 01:29:47,639 Teresa? Can you give me a ride? 916 01:29:49,766 --> 01:29:52,311 I wanna go home. 917 01:30:01,320 --> 01:30:03,405 Kat... 918 01:30:11,246 --> 01:30:13,332 Oh, my God. 919 01:30:21,882 --> 01:30:22,966 Hi. 920 01:30:26,261 --> 01:30:28,222 Hi, Phoebe. 921 01:30:28,514 --> 01:30:31,141 Phoebe wanted to say goodbye. 922 01:30:37,231 --> 01:30:40,651 - Goodbye, Phoebe. - Bye. 923 01:30:40,734 --> 01:30:43,070 - Keep going to the library, OK? - OK. 924 01:30:47,783 --> 01:30:49,868 Take care. 925 01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:58,335 This is for you. 926 01:30:59,461 --> 01:31:01,547 It's for Yale. 927 01:31:03,131 --> 01:31:06,802 All those stars and comets don't come cheap. 928 01:31:08,971 --> 01:31:11,056 Thank you. 929 01:31:11,139 --> 01:31:13,642 Goodbye, Tim. 930 01:31:15,185 --> 01:31:19,523 Yeah. Well, I guess... we better go. 931 01:31:20,649 --> 01:31:23,068 Bye, Kat. 932 01:31:50,012 --> 01:31:52,097 Kat? 933 01:32:00,606 --> 01:32:02,983 Are you out of your mind? 934 01:32:03,066 --> 01:32:05,611 If you initial this, you can still cash it. 935 01:32:05,694 --> 01:32:07,696 She doesn't need the money that bad. 936 01:32:07,779 --> 01:32:10,574 Oh, yeah? How is she gonna pay for Yale? 937 01:32:11,283 --> 01:32:13,368 She'll find a way. 938 01:32:41,522 --> 01:32:43,023 What now? 939 01:32:43,106 --> 01:32:45,859 ..a hole in the wall called the Mystic Pizza. 940 01:32:45,943 --> 01:32:48,862 - Moron. - The atmosphere was rustic, 941 01:32:48,946 --> 01:32:51,323 the service was oversolicitous. 942 01:32:51,406 --> 01:32:55,744 - Is that good? - Now, I am not a pizza person. 943 01:32:55,827 --> 01:32:59,248 I am not particularly fond of cheesy cuisine, 944 01:32:59,331 --> 01:33:01,333 and this pizza is... 945 01:33:01,416 --> 01:33:04,378 How shall I say this? In a word... 946 01:33:04,545 --> 01:33:06,380 superb. 947 01:33:08,090 --> 01:33:11,927 I ordered the house speciality, the Mystic Pizza. Mystic indeed. 948 01:33:12,177 --> 01:33:16,473 Exactly the right blend of cheese and tomatoes and spices 949 01:33:16,557 --> 01:33:18,767 that I can't quite identify. 950 01:33:19,142 --> 01:33:22,104 You bet your ass you can't. 951 01:33:22,187 --> 01:33:25,816 That's the Mystic Pizza, in Mystic, Connecticut. 952 01:33:25,899 --> 01:33:28,569 I have to give them my highest rating. 953 01:33:28,652 --> 01:33:31,029 Four stars. 954 01:33:34,324 --> 01:33:36,577 And you thought the man was a moron. 955 01:33:39,830 --> 01:33:41,957 Hello, Mystic Pizza. 956 01:33:42,708 --> 01:33:44,793 I beg your pardon? 957 01:33:46,336 --> 01:33:49,172 No, no. No reservations are necessary. 958 01:33:49,631 --> 01:33:51,758 Reservations! 959 01:33:51,842 --> 01:33:53,927 Yes. Yes, Main Street. 960 01:33:54,011 --> 01:33:56,388 This is Hector Pleshette wishing you... 961 01:34:04,104 --> 01:34:06,607 Bill, this is important. 962 01:34:06,690 --> 01:34:11,987 I don't want you to get the wrong idea, but I gotta maintain my own identity. 963 01:34:12,070 --> 01:34:14,615 Maintain your own identity. 964 01:34:14,698 --> 01:34:17,701 Right. I mean, I understand about commitment, 965 01:34:17,784 --> 01:34:20,037 and I love you more than anything. 966 01:34:20,120 --> 01:34:22,789 But you gotta know exactly where I stand, 967 01:34:22,873 --> 01:34:25,751 because absolutely nothing has changed. 968 01:34:27,044 --> 01:34:29,129 Except your name. 969 01:34:34,134 --> 01:34:36,220 Except my name. 970 01:35:36,029 --> 01:35:38,448 Who you wanna dance with, me or Kat? 971 01:35:38,532 --> 01:35:40,617 Not you. 972 01:35:52,170 --> 01:35:53,922 It's for Yale. 973 01:35:54,006 --> 01:35:56,091 You'll pay me back. 974 01:35:57,718 --> 01:36:00,679 - No, l... - No, Vic and I talked about this. 975 01:36:01,889 --> 01:36:04,099 We don't have any kids of our own. 976 01:36:04,600 --> 01:36:08,353 Daisy, Jojo... you. 977 01:36:11,690 --> 01:36:15,152 You're my kids. So... 978 01:36:16,403 --> 01:36:19,031 Thanks, Leona. 979 01:36:19,114 --> 01:36:21,200 Hey! You're messin' up my dress. 980 01:36:52,731 --> 01:36:55,526 Karen, you wanna take this out? 981 01:37:15,712 --> 01:37:17,798 It's a great party. 982 01:37:22,427 --> 01:37:24,513 What do you want, Charlie? 983 01:37:26,348 --> 01:37:28,433 Listen. 984 01:37:30,102 --> 01:37:33,230 What you said about me and my father... 985 01:37:33,772 --> 01:37:36,441 You were right. 986 01:37:36,525 --> 01:37:39,403 - So? - I owe you an apology. 987 01:37:40,904 --> 01:37:42,990 OK. 988 01:37:44,575 --> 01:37:46,660 So... 989 01:37:47,494 --> 01:37:49,955 So? 990 01:38:01,425 --> 01:38:04,344 So you like chocolate ice cream? 991 01:38:09,141 --> 01:38:11,977 It's my favourite. 992 01:38:12,060 --> 01:38:14,271 Well, this must be your lucky night. 993 01:38:29,912 --> 01:38:31,914 Keep it up. 994 01:38:45,260 --> 01:38:47,346 Thought I'd find you out here. 995 01:38:52,518 --> 01:38:54,770 I see you had some company in there. 996 01:38:59,399 --> 01:39:01,485 Who knows? 997 01:39:04,696 --> 01:39:07,115 God, next Thursday's Thanksgiving. 998 01:39:08,617 --> 01:39:10,702 Soon I'll be at college. 999 01:39:12,538 --> 01:39:15,582 - Do me a favour? - What's that? 1000 01:39:16,166 --> 01:39:19,586 Next time you take on a Yalie, pick one your own age? 1001 01:39:20,003 --> 01:39:22,631 - Who knows? - Hey, you guys. 1002 01:39:22,714 --> 01:39:27,135 You're not gonna believe what Bill's mom just said to me. You're gonna die. 1003 01:39:27,219 --> 01:39:32,391 She came up to me and she said "So, when am I gonna hear some good news?" 1004 01:39:32,474 --> 01:39:37,145 I mean, I've been married two hours and she wants me knocked up already! 1005 01:39:42,025 --> 01:39:43,902 I really love you guys. 1006 01:39:55,038 --> 01:39:57,958 - You know what I wonder? - What? 1007 01:39:58,876 --> 01:40:02,754 What the hell do you think Leona really puts in that pizza? 1008 01:43:24,456 --> 01:43:26,708 Visiontext Subtitles: Paul Murray