1 00:00:27,349 --> 00:00:37,349 Fixed & Synced by bozxphd. Enjoy The Flick. 2 00:00:40,350 --> 00:00:42,980 Things are never gonna be the same now. 3 00:00:43,140 --> 00:00:45,190 I mean, look at this. 4 00:00:45,350 --> 00:00:47,400 - You got aliens. - Mm. 5 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:50,820 You got big green guys tearing down buildings. 6 00:00:50,980 --> 00:00:53,860 When I was a kid, I used to draw cowboys and Indians. 7 00:00:54,030 --> 00:00:58,000 Um, actually, it's Native American, but whatever. 8 00:00:58,530 --> 00:01:00,960 Yeah. Tell you what, though. 9 00:01:01,580 --> 00:01:03,550 It ain't bad, is it? 10 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:05,460 No. Yeah. 11 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:07,500 Kid's got a future. 12 00:01:07,670 --> 00:01:09,460 Yeah, well... 13 00:01:10,290 --> 00:01:11,760 we'll see, I guess. 14 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,370 No, hey! Uh-uh! 15 00:01:38,530 --> 00:01:40,120 You can't saw through that stuff. 16 00:01:41,070 --> 00:01:43,120 These alien bastards are tough. 17 00:01:43,290 --> 00:01:45,250 You gotta use the stuff they use. 18 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:50,250 - See? All right. - All right. 19 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,750 Oh, hey! 20 00:01:54,460 --> 00:01:56,220 Glad you could join us. Afternoon. 21 00:01:56,380 --> 00:01:58,630 - Yeah. My alarm didn't go off. - Yeah, your alarm. 22 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,520 Look, just go stack that armor plating like I asked you. 23 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,480 This is a huge deal for us. 24 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,110 Attention, please! 25 00:02:05,270 --> 00:02:08,110 In accordance with Executive Order 396B... 26 00:02:08,270 --> 00:02:11,820 all post-battle cleanup operations are now under our jurisdiction. 27 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:14,070 Thank you for your service. We'll take it from here. 28 00:02:14,230 --> 00:02:15,530 Who the hell are you? 29 00:02:15,690 --> 00:02:17,160 Qualified personnel. 30 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:21,670 Look, I have a city contract to salvage all this, okay, with the city, so... 31 00:02:21,820 --> 00:02:26,420 I apologize, Mr. Toomes, but all salvage operations are now under our jurisdiction. 32 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:29,880 Please turn over any and all exotic materials that you've collected... 33 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,380 or you will be prosecuted. 34 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:33,500 Ma'am, what am...? 35 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:36,550 Please. Come here. Hey, lady, come on. 36 00:02:36,710 --> 00:02:38,310 Look... 37 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,970 I bought trucks for this job. 38 00:02:41,130 --> 00:02:42,510 I brought in a whole new crew. 39 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,180 These guys have a family. I have a family. 40 00:02:45,350 --> 00:02:47,480 I'm all in on this. I could lose my house. 41 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:50,990 I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing I can do. 42 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:53,270 Maybe next time, don't overextend yourself. 43 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:56,600 What'd you say? 44 00:02:58,740 --> 00:03:00,030 Yeah. 45 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,820 He's right. I overextended myself. 46 00:03:02,990 --> 00:03:04,130 - Unh! - Hey, hey, hey. 47 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,460 - Don't do it. - Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. 48 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,370 Put them down. 49 00:03:10,330 --> 00:03:13,460 If you have a grievance, you may take it up with my superiors. 50 00:03:13,830 --> 00:03:16,430 Your superiors. Who the hell are they? 51 00:03:16,590 --> 00:03:18,360 A joint venture between Stark Industries... 52 00:03:18,380 --> 00:03:19,380 and the government... 53 00:03:19,550 --> 00:03:22,110 the Department of Damage Control, will oversee the collection... 54 00:03:22,130 --> 00:03:25,180 and storage of alien and other exotic materials. 55 00:03:25,350 --> 00:03:28,140 Now the assholes who made this mess are paid to clean it up. 56 00:03:28,310 --> 00:03:29,560 Yeah, it's all rigged. 57 00:03:29,730 --> 00:03:33,320 Experts estimate there are over 1500 tons of exotic material... 58 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,480 scattered throughout the tri-state area. 59 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:38,990 Hey, chief! We have another load from yesterday. 60 00:03:39,650 --> 00:03:41,130 We're supposed to turn this in, right? 61 00:03:41,150 --> 00:03:42,200 I ain't hauling it. 62 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:43,580 It's too bad. 63 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:46,660 We could have made some cool stuff from all that alien junk. 64 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,960 I tell you what. 65 00:03:51,330 --> 00:03:53,210 Let's keep it. 66 00:03:54,710 --> 00:03:56,380 The world's changing. 67 00:04:00,380 --> 00:04:02,930 It's time we change, too. 68 00:04:48,010 --> 00:04:49,180 There you go, Mason. 69 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:56,190 Business is good. 70 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:38,320 New York. Queens. 71 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:41,950 - It's a rough borough, but, hey, it's home. - Who you talking to? 72 00:05:42,110 --> 00:05:44,420 No one. Just making a little video of the trip. 73 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:45,800 You know you can't show it to anyone. 74 00:05:45,820 --> 00:05:46,910 Yeah, I know. 75 00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:48,590 Then why are you narrating in that voice? 76 00:05:48,610 --> 00:05:51,620 - Um... Because it's fun. - Fun. 77 00:05:51,780 --> 00:05:54,790 So, uh, why do they call you Happy? 78 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,630 Come on. I'm not carrying your bags. Let's go. 79 00:05:59,790 --> 00:06:01,710 Hey, should I go to the bathroom before? 80 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,120 There's a bathroom on it. 81 00:06:03,210 --> 00:06:05,310 Whoa, no pilot? That's awesome. 82 00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:06,980 - Ahh. - Is that where you're gonna sit? 83 00:06:07,010 --> 00:06:08,100 Yeah. 84 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:10,260 This is your first time on a private plane? 85 00:06:10,430 --> 00:06:11,970 My first time on any plane. 86 00:06:12,140 --> 00:06:14,890 Should it...? Should it be...? Should it be making that noise? 87 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:16,520 Shh. Shh. 88 00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:27,870 No one has actually told me why I'm in Berlin or what I'm doing. 89 00:06:28,030 --> 00:06:31,250 Something about Captain America going crazy. 90 00:06:31,410 --> 00:06:33,200 - This is you. - Oh, we're neighbors? 91 00:06:33,370 --> 00:06:35,460 We're not roommates. Suit up. 92 00:06:35,620 --> 00:06:36,960 Okay, Peter, you got this. 93 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:40,220 - What the hell are you wearing? - It's my suit. 94 00:06:40,370 --> 00:06:42,170 - Where's the case? - What case? 95 00:06:42,330 --> 00:06:43,930 What? I thought that was a closet. 96 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:45,340 - This is still my room? - Go. 97 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,300 - My room is way bigger than... - There. 98 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:49,180 I found the case. I found the case. 99 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,640 "A minor upgrade"? 100 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,270 Whoa. 101 00:06:53,430 --> 00:06:55,060 Oh, my God. 102 00:06:55,220 --> 00:06:56,440 - Put it on. - What the...? 103 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,520 This is the coolest thing I've ever seen... 104 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,030 - Let's go. - But, yeah. Well, I don't understand. 105 00:07:01,190 --> 00:07:03,560 Is it for me? Happy. Happy, wait. 106 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,610 This is insane. Insane. 107 00:07:06,780 --> 00:07:08,900 Look at this thing. Look. Look at the eyes. 108 00:07:09,070 --> 00:07:11,370 - This is the greatest day of my life. Okay. - Let's go. 109 00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:13,880 Okay, there's Captain America, Iron Man... 110 00:07:13,910 --> 00:07:15,660 Black Widow. Whoa, who's that new guy? 111 00:07:15,830 --> 00:07:18,670 - Underoos! - Oh, that's me. I gotta go. I gotta go. 112 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:21,930 Hey, everyone. 113 00:07:23,330 --> 00:07:24,880 The craziest thing just happened. 114 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:28,720 I just had a fight with Captain America. I stole his shield. I threw it at him... 115 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,180 What the hell? He's big now. I gotta go. Hang on. 116 00:07:34,470 --> 00:07:37,560 It was the most amazing thing! Mr. Stark was like, "Hey, Underoos!" 117 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,840 I flipped in and stole Cap's shield. I was like, "What's up, everybody?" And... 118 00:07:42,270 --> 00:07:44,900 Hey, just a second! Coming! 119 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:47,320 Hey. 120 00:07:47,650 --> 00:07:49,280 We have thin walls here. 121 00:07:50,820 --> 00:07:53,240 What are you doing, a little video diary? 122 00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:55,210 - Yeah. - It's all right. 123 00:07:55,370 --> 00:07:57,050 - I'd do the same thing. - I told him not to. 124 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,250 - He was filming. I'm gonna wipe the chip. - Okay. 125 00:07:59,410 --> 00:08:00,460 Hey. You know what? 126 00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:03,970 We should make an alibi video for your aunt anyway. You ready? 127 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:06,550 - An alibi? Sure. Okay. - We rolling? Get in the frame. 128 00:08:06,710 --> 00:08:09,550 Hey, May. How you doing? What are you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope. 129 00:08:09,670 --> 00:08:11,050 Ha-ha-ha. 130 00:08:11,210 --> 00:08:13,010 Peter, that's inappropriate. Let's start over. 131 00:08:13,090 --> 00:08:14,140 - You can edit it. - Mm-hm. 132 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:16,220 - Three, two, one. Hey, May. - Ha-ha-ha. 133 00:08:16,390 --> 00:08:21,890 My gosh, uh, I wanted to tell you what an incredible job your nephew did... 134 00:08:22,060 --> 00:08:25,940 this weekend at the Stark internship retreat. 135 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:27,110 Everyone was impressed. 136 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,170 Come on! It's a freaking merge. I'm sorry. 137 00:08:30,190 --> 00:08:31,880 This is because you're not on Queens Boulevard. 138 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:34,910 See, Happy is hoping to get bumped up to asset management. 139 00:08:35,070 --> 00:08:37,700 He was forehead of security, before that he was a driver. 140 00:08:37,870 --> 00:08:39,830 That was a private conversation. 141 00:08:39,990 --> 00:08:42,470 I don't like joking about this. It was hard to talk about that. 142 00:08:42,540 --> 00:08:43,930 No, seriously, was he snoring a bunch? 143 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,960 Here we are. End of the line. Whoops. 144 00:08:48,130 --> 00:08:49,590 Can you give us a moment? 145 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:52,150 - Want me to leave? - Grab Peter's case out of the trunk. 146 00:08:53,630 --> 00:08:55,180 I can keep the suit? 147 00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:57,440 Yes, we were just talking about it. 148 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,600 Do me a favor, though. Happy's kind of your point guy on this. 149 00:09:01,770 --> 00:09:02,770 Don't stress him out. 150 00:09:02,930 --> 00:09:04,930 Don't do anything stupid. I've seen his cardiogram. 151 00:09:06,190 --> 00:09:07,780 - All right? - Yes. 152 00:09:07,940 --> 00:09:11,320 Don't do anything I would do, and don't do anything I wouldn't do. 153 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:14,450 There's a little gray area in there. That's where you operate. 154 00:09:14,610 --> 00:09:16,330 - Wait, does that mean I'm an Avenger? - No. 155 00:09:17,530 --> 00:09:19,000 - This it? - Seventh floor. 156 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,580 - I can take that. You don't have to. - You'll take it? 157 00:09:21,740 --> 00:09:24,120 - Yeah, I can take that. - Thank you. 158 00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:28,080 So when's our next, uh...? When's our next "retreat," you know? 159 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:30,880 - What, next mission? - Yeah, the mission. The missions. 160 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,890 - We'll call you. - Do you have my numbers? 161 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:34,260 No, I mean, we'll call you. 162 00:09:34,710 --> 00:09:36,590 - Like, someone will call you. All right? - Oh. 163 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:39,010 - From your team. - Okay. All right. 164 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:43,020 It's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you. We're not there yet. 165 00:09:45,270 --> 00:09:46,730 Bye. 166 00:09:51,730 --> 00:09:53,650 They're gonna call me. 167 00:10:43,490 --> 00:10:44,740 What's up, Penis Parker? 168 00:10:48,290 --> 00:10:50,460 Rise and shine, Midtown Science and Technology. 169 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:52,590 Don't forget about your homecoming tickets. 170 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:54,380 Do you have a date for homecoming? 171 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:56,670 Thanks, Jason, but I already have a date. 172 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,810 - Okay. - Yeah. 173 00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:02,060 Morning. 174 00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:08,570 Ahh, damn it. You, in my office right now. 175 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:25,500 Hi! 176 00:11:27,790 --> 00:11:29,640 Join me, and together... 177 00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:31,960 we'll build my new LEGO Death Star. 178 00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:34,880 - What? - So lame. 179 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,640 That's awesome. How many pieces? 180 00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:38,770 Three thousand eight hundred and three. 181 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:42,050 - That's insane. - I know. You want to build it tonight? 182 00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:43,900 No, I can't tonight. I've got the Stark... 183 00:11:43,930 --> 00:11:45,980 - Mm-hm. Stark internship. - Yeah, exactly. 184 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,390 Always got that internship. 185 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:50,480 Yeah, well, hopefully, soon it'll lead to a real job with them. 186 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,140 - That would be so sweet. - Right? 187 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,690 He'd be all, "Good job on those spreadsheets, Peter. 188 00:11:54,850 --> 00:11:56,530 Here's a gold coin." 189 00:11:56,860 --> 00:11:59,260 - I don't know how jobs work. - That's exactly how they work. 190 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:00,860 Oh, heh. 191 00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:03,080 I'll knock out the bones of the Death Star. 192 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:07,160 I'll come by afterwards. For the most part, the difficult thing is the base of it. 193 00:12:08,490 --> 00:12:10,790 The top half we can knock out in two hours, tops. 194 00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:13,800 That'd be great. 195 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,330 I'm gonna be late. 196 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,840 Okay, so how do we calculate linear acceleration... 197 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,100 between points A and B? 198 00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:22,300 Flash. 199 00:12:22,470 --> 00:12:25,510 It's the product of sine of the angle and gravity divided by mass. 200 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,980 Nope. Peter. You still with us? 201 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,980 Uh, uh, yeah, yeah. 202 00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:33,640 Uh... 203 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:36,900 Mass cancels out, so it's just gravity times sine. 204 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:41,240 Right. See, Flash, being the fastest isn't always the best if you are wrong. 205 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,740 You're dead. 206 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:50,460 Today we're talking about Danish physicist Niels Bohr... 207 00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:53,250 but trust me, there's nothing Bohr-ing... 208 00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:56,710 about his discoveries regarding quantum theory. 209 00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:08,730 Did Liz get a new top? 210 00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:12,640 No. We've seen that before, but never with that skirt. 211 00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:15,650 - Liz, hey. That looks so good. - Hi! 212 00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:18,440 We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy. 213 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,860 Too late. 214 00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:21,700 You guys are losers. 215 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,070 Well, then why do you sit with us? 216 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,780 Because I don't have any friends. 217 00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:29,790 Next question. 218 00:13:29,950 --> 00:13:32,450 What is the heaviest naturally-occurring element? 219 00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:34,710 Hydrogen's the lightest. 220 00:13:34,870 --> 00:13:36,340 That's not the question. Okay. 221 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,710 - Yeah. - Uranium. 222 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:39,970 Correct. Thank you, Abraham. 223 00:13:40,130 --> 00:13:42,170 - Yes. - Please open your books to page 10. 224 00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:44,560 Peter, it's nationals. 225 00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:46,930 Is there no way you could take one weekend off? 226 00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:51,060 I can't go to Washington. If Mr. Stark needs me, I have to make sure I'm here. 227 00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:53,600 You've never been in the same room as Tony Stark. 228 00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:55,020 Wait. What's happening? 229 00:13:55,180 --> 00:13:57,150 - Peter's not going to Washington. - No. 230 00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:59,480 - No, no, no. - Why not? 231 00:13:59,650 --> 00:14:01,360 Really? Right before nationals? 232 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,740 He already quit marching band and robotics lab. 233 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,620 I'm not obsessed with him. Just very observant. 234 00:14:07,990 --> 00:14:10,040 Flash, you're in for Peter. 235 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,330 I don't know. I gotta check my calendar first. 236 00:14:12,490 --> 00:14:14,710 I got a hot date with Black Widow coming up. 237 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,670 That is false. 238 00:14:16,830 --> 00:14:20,210 What'd I tell you about using the bell for comedic purposes? 239 00:14:36,470 --> 00:14:38,600 - Hey, what's up? - Hey, man. 240 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,900 What's up, Mr. Delmar? 241 00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:43,610 Hey, Mr. Parker. 242 00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:44,990 Number five, right? 243 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:48,650 Yeah, um, and with pickles, and can you smush it down real flat? Thanks. 244 00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:50,290 You got it, boss. 245 00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:51,990 How's your aunt? 246 00:14:52,410 --> 00:14:53,660 Yeah, she's all right. 247 00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:57,370 She's a very hot Italian woman. 248 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,580 How's your daughter? 249 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:04,350 - Ten dollars. - It's 5 dollars. 250 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:08,100 - For that comment, 10 dollars. - Hey, come on. I'm joking. I'm joking. 251 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,600 Here's 5 dollars. 252 00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:12,640 What's up, Murph? 253 00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:15,390 How you doing, buddy? 254 00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:18,650 So how's school? 255 00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:20,780 Ah, it's boring. Got better things to do. 256 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:24,190 Stay in school, kid. Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me. 257 00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:27,910 - This is great. - Best sandwiches in Queens. 258 00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:58,180 Unh! 259 00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:38,600 Ahh, finally. 260 00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:46,110 - What's the matter with you? - Could you hold this? 261 00:16:46,270 --> 00:16:48,240 - Thanks. - Aah! 262 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,950 Hey, is this anybody's bike? No? 263 00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:54,530 - Hey, buddy, is this your bike? - I have no change. 264 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,340 Does anyone have a pen? Do you have a pen? 265 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:02,460 Whoo! Everybody good? 266 00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:09,800 Hey! 267 00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,760 You're that spider guy on YouTube, right? 268 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:13,970 Call me Spider-Man. 269 00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:16,630 Okay, Spider-Man. Do a flip. 270 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,350 - Yeah! - Not bad. 271 00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:35,030 - Hey, buddy. - Unh! 272 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,550 - Shouldn't steal cars, it's bad. - It's my car, dumb-ass! 273 00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:40,290 Hey! Shut that off! 274 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,500 - Can you tell him it's my car? - I was... 275 00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:45,210 - I work at nights. Come on. - That's not your car! 276 00:17:45,370 --> 00:17:47,500 - That's his car. - How was I supposed to know? 277 00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:50,190 - He was putting that in the window! - Every day with these alarms! 278 00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:53,050 - Shut it off! - Don't make me come down there, punk. 279 00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:55,890 Hey, Gary. How you doing? 280 00:17:56,050 --> 00:17:57,930 Marjorie, how are you? How's your mother? 281 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,770 I'm good, I'm good. 282 00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:09,540 You have reached the voice-mail box of: 283 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,030 Happy Hogan. 284 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,410 Hey, Happy. Here's my report for tonight. 285 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,070 I stopped a grand theft bicycle. 286 00:18:15,230 --> 00:18:18,740 Couldn't find the owner, so I just left a note, um... 287 00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:21,240 I helped this lost, old Dominican lady. 288 00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:24,290 She was really nice and bought me a churro. 289 00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:27,630 I just, um, feel like I could be doing more. 290 00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:31,010 You know? Just curious when the next real mission's gonna be. 291 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:33,470 So, yeah, just call me back. 292 00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:36,380 It's Peter. Parker. 293 00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:43,770 Why would I tell him about the churro? 294 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,030 Hey, hey. Aah. 295 00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:54,860 Okay. 296 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:59,110 - Can't wait to see this thing. - Finally, something good. 297 00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:04,870 Yo, this high-tech stuff makes it too easy. 298 00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:07,880 - Told you it was worth it. - Okay, go, go, go. 299 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,750 Oh, nice. 300 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,470 We can hit, like, five more places tonight. 301 00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:30,530 What's up, guys? You forget your PIN number? 302 00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:31,940 Whoa, you're the Avengers. 303 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,020 What are you guys doing here? 304 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,780 Thor. Hulk. Good to finally meet you guys. 305 00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:40,030 Unh! 306 00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:42,450 I thought you'd be more handsome in person. Iron Man. 307 00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:45,540 Hey, what are you doing robbing a bank? You're a billionaire. 308 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,370 Hey... 309 00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:51,540 Oh, this feels so weird. 310 00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:55,630 What is that thing? 311 00:19:55,790 --> 00:20:00,050 I'm starting to think you're not the Avengers. 312 00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:05,900 911. What's your emergency? 313 00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:10,530 Uh, Spider-Man is fighting the Avengers in a bank on 21st Street. 314 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,530 Let's wrap this up. It's a school night. 315 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:16,770 Aah! 316 00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:19,070 So how do jerks like you get tech like this? 317 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,030 No. Wait, wait, wait! 318 00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:28,960 Mr. Delmar. 319 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,870 Hey, Mr. Delmar, you in here? Is anybody in here? Hello? 320 00:20:42,970 --> 00:20:44,890 Oh, come on. 321 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:47,770 I gotta... 322 00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:50,900 - Here, here. - Good, yeah. 323 00:20:52,850 --> 00:20:54,400 Okay. Good. Yes. 324 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:55,940 Yes... No. No, put that down. 325 00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,450 That's worth more than you or me. 326 00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:00,860 - Yeah? - The craziest thing just happened. 327 00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:02,490 These guys were robbing an ATM... 328 00:21:02,650 --> 00:21:05,010 - with high-tech weapons... - Take a breath. I don't have time... 329 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,910 - for ATM robberies... - Yeah, but... 330 00:21:07,070 --> 00:21:10,330 or the notes you leave. I have moving day to worry about. 331 00:21:10,490 --> 00:21:12,210 Everything's gotta be out next week. 332 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:16,000 - Wait. You're moving? Who's moving? - Yeah, don't you watch the news? 333 00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:19,470 Tony sold Avengers Tower. We're relocating to a new facility upstate... 334 00:21:19,630 --> 00:21:22,850 - where hopefully cell service is worse. - But what about me? 335 00:21:23,210 --> 00:21:24,760 - What about you? - Unh! 336 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,970 Well, what if Mr. Stark needs me or something big goes down? 337 00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:31,600 - Can I please talk to Mr. Stark? - Stay away from anything dangerous. 338 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,520 I'm responsible for making sure you're responsible, okay? 339 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,900 I am responsible. I... Oh, crap. 340 00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:41,490 - My backpack's gone. - That doesn't sound responsible. 341 00:21:41,650 --> 00:21:44,650 - I'll call you back. - Feel free not to. 342 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,800 What was that? 343 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,340 Uh, it's nothing. Nothing. 344 00:22:49,510 --> 00:22:51,230 You're the Spider-Man. 345 00:22:51,390 --> 00:22:54,230 - From YouTube. - I'm not. I'm not. 346 00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:56,830 - You were on the ceiling. - No. What are you doing in my room? 347 00:22:56,850 --> 00:22:58,850 May let me in. We were gonna finish the Death Star. 348 00:22:58,930 --> 00:23:01,150 You can't just bust into my room! 349 00:23:01,310 --> 00:23:04,030 Ha-ha. That turkey meatloaf recipe is a disaster. 350 00:23:04,190 --> 00:23:06,820 Let's go to dinner. Thai? Ned, you want Thai? 351 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,240 - Yes. - No. He's got a thing. 352 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,000 A thing to do after. 353 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,040 Okay. 354 00:23:13,950 --> 00:23:15,870 Maybe put on some clothes. 355 00:23:17,370 --> 00:23:19,370 - Oh, she doesn't know? - Nobody knows. 356 00:23:19,540 --> 00:23:21,790 Mr. Stark knows because he made my suit. That's it. 357 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,180 Tony Stark made you that? Are you an Avenger? 358 00:23:26,590 --> 00:23:27,930 Yeah, basically. 359 00:23:28,130 --> 00:23:29,350 Whoa... 360 00:23:29,510 --> 00:23:32,390 You can't tell anybody about this. You gotta keep it a secret. 361 00:23:32,550 --> 00:23:34,530 - Secret? Why? - You know what she's like. 362 00:23:34,550 --> 00:23:37,630 If she finds out people try and kill me every night, she won't let me do this. 363 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:38,940 Come on, Ned, please. 364 00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:40,820 Okay, okay. Okay. 365 00:23:40,980 --> 00:23:43,700 I'll level with you. I can't keep this a secret. 366 00:23:43,850 --> 00:23:45,750 It's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. 367 00:23:45,770 --> 00:23:48,450 Ned, May cannot know. I cannot do that to her right now. 368 00:23:48,610 --> 00:23:52,360 You know? I mean, everything that's happened with her, I... Please. 369 00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:57,410 - Okay. - Just swear it, okay? 370 00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:58,920 I swear. 371 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,130 - Thank you. - Yeah. 372 00:24:01,290 --> 00:24:03,210 I can't believe this is happening now. 373 00:24:03,370 --> 00:24:04,630 - Can I try the suit on? - No. 374 00:24:04,790 --> 00:24:06,770 How's it work? Magnets? How do you shoot the strings? 375 00:24:06,790 --> 00:24:09,010 - I'm gonna tell you at school tomorrow. - Great. 376 00:24:09,170 --> 00:24:11,140 Okay, well, wait, then. 377 00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:14,800 How do you do this and the Stark internship? 378 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,060 This is the Stark internship. 379 00:24:18,260 --> 00:24:21,270 - Oh. - Just get out of here. 380 00:24:24,140 --> 00:24:25,490 What's the matter? 381 00:24:26,060 --> 00:24:27,570 Thought you loved larb. 382 00:24:28,230 --> 00:24:29,910 It's too larby? 383 00:24:30,070 --> 00:24:32,790 Not larby enough. 384 00:24:32,950 --> 00:24:37,540 How many times do I have to say "larb" before you talk to me? 385 00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:39,870 You know I larb you. 386 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,080 I'm just stressed. The internship, and I'm tired. 387 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:44,290 A lot of work. 388 00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:46,710 The Stark internship. 389 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,510 I have to tell you, not a fan of that Tony Stark. 390 00:24:51,460 --> 00:24:54,930 You're distracted all the time. He's got you in your head. 391 00:24:55,090 --> 00:24:56,860 Delmar's Sandwiches was destroyed... 392 00:24:56,890 --> 00:24:58,180 What does he have you doing? 393 00:24:58,350 --> 00:25:00,070 - in an explosion... - You need to use your instincts. 394 00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:03,230 after an ATM robbery was thwarted by Queens' own crime stopper... 395 00:25:03,390 --> 00:25:04,480 What? 396 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,190 the Spider-Man. 397 00:25:06,350 --> 00:25:08,700 As the Spider-Man attempted to foil their heist... 398 00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:12,530 a powerful blast was set off, slicing through the bodega across the street. 399 00:25:12,690 --> 00:25:14,740 Miraculously, no one was harmed. 400 00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:19,000 If you spot something like that happening, you turn and you run the other way. 401 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,910 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. 402 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,370 Six blocks away from us. 403 00:25:22,540 --> 00:25:24,540 I, uh, need a new backpack. 404 00:25:25,910 --> 00:25:28,170 - What? - I need a new backpack. 405 00:25:28,630 --> 00:25:29,840 That's five. 406 00:25:31,050 --> 00:25:33,390 - Sticky rice pudding. - We didn't order that. 407 00:25:33,550 --> 00:25:35,390 It's on the house. 408 00:25:35,590 --> 00:25:37,430 Oh, thanks. 409 00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:41,480 That's nice of him. 410 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,520 I think he larbs you, heh. 411 00:25:45,770 --> 00:25:47,360 You got bit by a spider? 412 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:48,990 Can it bite me? 413 00:25:49,150 --> 00:25:50,990 Well, it probably would've hurt, right? 414 00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:53,450 Whatever. Even if it did hurt, I'd let it bite me. 415 00:25:53,610 --> 00:25:55,200 Maybe. How much did it hurt? 416 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,580 The spider's dead, Ned. 417 00:26:00,780 --> 00:26:02,290 Whoa. 418 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,920 You were here? 419 00:26:08,540 --> 00:26:10,040 Yeah. 420 00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:12,840 You could've died. 421 00:26:15,670 --> 00:26:17,930 - Do you lay eggs? - What? 422 00:26:18,090 --> 00:26:19,090 No. Ha-ha. 423 00:26:21,510 --> 00:26:24,310 - Can you spit venom? - No. 424 00:26:24,470 --> 00:26:26,770 Can you summon an army of spiders? 425 00:26:26,930 --> 00:26:28,030 No, Ned. 426 00:26:28,190 --> 00:26:31,110 The Sokovia Accords were put into place... 427 00:26:31,270 --> 00:26:33,570 How far can you shoot your webs? 428 00:26:33,730 --> 00:26:35,090 It's unknown. Shut up. 429 00:26:35,110 --> 00:26:36,360 to begin regulating... 430 00:26:36,530 --> 00:26:38,870 If I was you, I would stand on a building... 431 00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:42,410 - and just shoot it as far as I could... - Shut up, Ned. 432 00:26:42,570 --> 00:26:46,450 Hi. I'm Captain America. Whether you're in the classroom or on the battlefield... 433 00:26:46,620 --> 00:26:48,290 - Do you know him too? - Yeah, we met. 434 00:26:48,460 --> 00:26:50,060 fitness can be the difference between success or failure. 435 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,180 - I stole his shield. - What? 436 00:26:52,330 --> 00:26:54,380 Today, my good friend, your gym teacher... 437 00:26:54,550 --> 00:26:57,170 will conduct the Captain America Fitness Challenge. 438 00:26:57,340 --> 00:26:58,430 Thank you, Captain. 439 00:26:58,590 --> 00:27:01,640 Pretty sure he's a war criminal, but I have to show these videos. 440 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,020 It's required by the state. Let's do it. 441 00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:05,820 - Do Avengers have to pay taxes? - Shh! 442 00:27:05,850 --> 00:27:07,530 - What does Hulk smell like? - Shh! 443 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,760 - I bet he smells nice. - You have to shut up. 444 00:27:09,810 --> 00:27:12,530 Is Captain America cool, or is he like a mean, old grandpa? 445 00:27:12,690 --> 00:27:14,610 Ned, just, shh, okay? 446 00:27:14,770 --> 00:27:18,280 - Hey, can I be your guy in the chair? - What? 447 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,990 Yeah. You know how there's a guy with a headset... 448 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,000 telling the other guy where to go? 449 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,000 If you're in a burning building, I could tell you where to go. 450 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,750 There'd be screens around me, and I could swivel around. 451 00:27:28,910 --> 00:27:32,010 - I could be your guy in the chair. - I don't need a guy in the chair. 452 00:27:32,170 --> 00:27:33,840 Looking good, Parker. 453 00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:39,510 Now, see, for me, it would be F Thor... 454 00:27:39,670 --> 00:27:41,550 marry Iron Man and kill Hulk. 455 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,560 Well, what about the Spider-Man? 456 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:44,940 It's just "Spider-Man." 457 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:48,320 Did you see the bank security cam on YouTube? He fought off four guys. 458 00:27:48,470 --> 00:27:50,320 Oh, my God, she's crushing on Spider-Man. 459 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,570 No way. 460 00:27:51,730 --> 00:27:53,780 - Kind of. - Oh, gross. 461 00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:57,000 - He's probably 30. - You don't know what he looks like. 462 00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:58,990 Like, what if he's seriously burned? 463 00:27:59,150 --> 00:28:01,870 I wouldn't care. I'd love him for the person he is inside. 464 00:28:02,030 --> 00:28:03,910 Peter knows Spider-Man. 465 00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:08,870 No, I don't. No. I... I mean... 466 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,380 They're friends. 467 00:28:11,540 --> 00:28:14,510 Yeah, like Coach Wilson and Captain America are friends. Heh. 468 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,390 I've met him, yeah. A couple times. 469 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:18,930 But it's, um... 470 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,970 through the Stark internship. Mm-hm. 471 00:28:23,180 --> 00:28:25,600 Yeah, well, I'm not really supposed to talk about it. 472 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,640 Well, that's awesome. Hey, you know what? 473 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,480 Maybe you should invite him to Liz's party. Right? 474 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,940 Yeah, I'm having people over tonight. You're more than welcome to come. 475 00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:36,530 - Having a party? - Yeah, it's gonna be dope. 476 00:28:36,690 --> 00:28:38,920 You should totally invite your personal friend Spider-Man. 477 00:28:38,940 --> 00:28:41,190 - Um... - It's okay. 478 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,080 I know Peter's way too busy for parties anyway, so... 479 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,080 Come on. He'll be there. Right, Parker? 480 00:28:52,750 --> 00:28:53,920 What are you doing? 481 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,580 Helping you out. 482 00:28:55,750 --> 00:28:57,340 Did you not hear her? 483 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,970 Liz has a crush on you. 484 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,470 Dude, you're an Avenger. 485 00:29:04,630 --> 00:29:08,510 If any one of us has a chance with a senior girl, it's you. 486 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:14,320 House party in the suburbs. 487 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,860 Oh, I remember these. Kind of jealous. 488 00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:20,650 - It'll be a night to remember. - Oh, ha-ha-ha. 489 00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:23,540 Ned, some hats wear men. You wear that hat. 490 00:29:23,690 --> 00:29:25,660 - Yeah, it gives me confidence. - Heh. 491 00:29:25,820 --> 00:29:27,040 This is a mistake. 492 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,450 Hey, let's just go home. 493 00:29:28,620 --> 00:29:30,080 Oh, Peter. 494 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,000 I know. I know it's really hard... 495 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,420 trying to fit in with all the changes your body's going through. 496 00:29:36,580 --> 00:29:37,630 It's flowering now. 497 00:29:37,830 --> 00:29:39,210 Uh-huh. Heh, heh. 498 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,880 He's so stressed out lately. 499 00:29:42,050 --> 00:29:43,640 What helps with stress is a party. 500 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,680 - We should go to the party. - Yeah, let's do it. I'm gonna go. 501 00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:49,730 Peter. 502 00:29:50,430 --> 00:29:52,650 - Have fun, okay? Okay. - I will. 503 00:29:52,810 --> 00:29:53,810 Bye, May. 504 00:29:55,770 --> 00:29:56,770 Come dance with me! 505 00:29:56,940 --> 00:29:58,780 Dude, you have the suit, right? 506 00:29:58,940 --> 00:30:01,190 - Yeah. - This is gonna change our lives. 507 00:30:06,110 --> 00:30:08,030 - Annie, over here! - Hey. 508 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,370 Hey. 509 00:30:12,990 --> 00:30:15,120 DJ Flash. 510 00:30:15,290 --> 00:30:17,510 Okay. We're gonna have Spider-Man swing in... 511 00:30:17,660 --> 00:30:21,640 say you guys are tight, and I get a fist bump or one of those half bro-hugs. 512 00:30:21,790 --> 00:30:23,920 Can't believe you're at this lame party. 513 00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:25,300 But you're here too. 514 00:30:26,470 --> 00:30:28,010 Am I? 515 00:30:30,510 --> 00:30:33,760 Oh, my gosh. Hey, guys. Cool hat, Ned. 516 00:30:33,930 --> 00:30:35,680 - Hi, Liz. - Hi, Liz. 517 00:30:35,850 --> 00:30:37,730 I'm so happy you guys came. 518 00:30:37,890 --> 00:30:40,400 There's pizza and drinks. Help yourself. 519 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,870 - What a great party. - Thanks. 520 00:30:46,530 --> 00:30:47,780 Oh, I... 521 00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:50,620 My parents will kill me if anything's broken. I gotta... 522 00:30:50,780 --> 00:30:52,250 - Yeah. - Have fun. 523 00:30:52,410 --> 00:30:54,380 - Bye. - Bye. 524 00:30:54,530 --> 00:30:56,540 Dude, what are you doing? 525 00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:58,800 She's here. Spider it up. 526 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,580 No, no, no. I can't... I cannot do this. 527 00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:04,000 Spider-Man is not a party trick, okay? 528 00:31:04,170 --> 00:31:06,840 Look, I'm just gonna be myself. 529 00:31:07,590 --> 00:31:09,310 Peter, no one wants that. 530 00:31:09,670 --> 00:31:11,270 Dude. 531 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,560 Penis Parker, what's up? 532 00:31:15,060 --> 00:31:16,560 So where's your pal Spider-Man? 533 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,270 Let me guess: In Canada with your imaginary girlfriend? 534 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:23,980 That's not Spider-Man. That's just Ned in a red shirt. 535 00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:34,620 "Hey, what's up? I'm Spider-Man. 536 00:31:34,780 --> 00:31:37,830 Just thought I'd swing by and say hello to my buddy Peter. 537 00:31:37,990 --> 00:31:40,170 Oh, what's up, Ned? Hey, where's Peter, anyways? 538 00:31:40,330 --> 00:31:41,630 He must be around..." 539 00:31:46,710 --> 00:31:49,590 God, this is stupid. What am I doing? 540 00:31:58,680 --> 00:31:59,810 What the hell? 541 00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:09,080 Whoo! Unh! 542 00:32:21,330 --> 00:32:22,380 This sucks. 543 00:32:24,670 --> 00:32:27,670 Whoo! Ha-ha-ha. 544 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,930 Now, this is crafted from a reclaimed sub-Ultron arm straight from Sokovia. 545 00:32:32,090 --> 00:32:33,390 Here. You try. 546 00:32:35,180 --> 00:32:38,350 I wanted something low-key. Why are you trying to upsell me, man? 547 00:32:38,510 --> 00:32:40,610 Okay, okay. I got what you need, all right? 548 00:32:40,770 --> 00:32:43,560 I got tons of great stuff here. One sec. 549 00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:48,780 Okay, I got, uh, black-hole grenades, Chitauri railguns... 550 00:32:48,940 --> 00:32:51,100 You letting off shots in public now? Hurry up. 551 00:32:51,190 --> 00:32:54,820 Look, times are changing. We're the only ones selling these high-tech weapons. 552 00:32:55,030 --> 00:32:58,250 Oh, this must be where the ATM robbers got their stuff. 553 00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:02,790 I need something to stick up somebody. I'm not trying to shoot them back in time. 554 00:33:02,950 --> 00:33:05,170 I got antigrav climbers. 555 00:33:05,330 --> 00:33:06,460 Yo, climbers? 556 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,220 Okay, what the hell is that? 557 00:33:12,670 --> 00:33:14,390 - Did you set us up? - Hey, hey, man. 558 00:33:17,510 --> 00:33:20,730 Hey! Hey, come on. You gonna shoot at somebody, shoot at me. 559 00:33:20,890 --> 00:33:22,020 All right. 560 00:33:23,230 --> 00:33:24,230 Unh! 561 00:33:24,390 --> 00:33:25,940 Aah! Aah! 562 00:33:34,530 --> 00:33:36,660 What was that? 563 00:33:37,610 --> 00:33:39,210 Oh, no, no! Unh! 564 00:33:43,330 --> 00:33:45,170 What...? Aah! 565 00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:50,970 - We gotta call him. - No, no, no. 566 00:33:51,170 --> 00:33:52,890 Aah! Unh! 567 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,070 Did you just do it again? 568 00:33:58,090 --> 00:34:00,270 - Shut up. - I'm calling him. 569 00:34:09,230 --> 00:34:10,230 Toomes' phone. 570 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,900 Boss. 571 00:34:14,070 --> 00:34:16,290 Oh, my butt! Unh! 572 00:34:35,210 --> 00:34:38,060 Great. Guess I'm gonna have to take a shortcut. 573 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,850 Hey, guys. Good game. Have fun. 574 00:34:43,010 --> 00:34:44,770 Hey, hey, buddy. 575 00:34:44,930 --> 00:34:47,430 Sorry, no time to play. Here, go fetch. 576 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:51,110 Whoo! Now, this is more like it. 577 00:34:51,270 --> 00:34:52,570 Whoa! 578 00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:03,910 Whoa! Whoo! Whoo! 579 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,580 Smells really good. 580 00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:10,750 Great movie! 581 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,260 Ugh... on, hey, guys. 582 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:21,390 - Aah! - No! No! 583 00:35:21,550 --> 00:35:23,360 Hey, it's Peter. Leave a message. 584 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:25,940 Peter, where are you? 585 00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:27,970 The hat's not working. This is not cool. 586 00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:30,390 Almost got you. 587 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,490 Thought you got away from me, didn't you? 588 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,620 I got you right where I want you. 589 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,870 Surprise! 590 00:35:54,170 --> 00:35:55,970 What the hell? 591 00:36:41,210 --> 00:36:42,510 Huh? 592 00:36:42,670 --> 00:36:44,970 Oh, hey. 593 00:36:48,430 --> 00:36:51,480 And then he just, like, swooped down like a monster... 594 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:55,190 and picked me up, and took me up like a thousand feet and just dropped me. 595 00:36:55,690 --> 00:36:58,190 How'd you find me? Did you put a tracker in my suit? 596 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,200 I put everything in your suit. 597 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:01,700 Including this heater. 598 00:37:02,150 --> 00:37:04,250 Whoa! 599 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,250 Whew, that's better. Thanks. 600 00:37:07,570 --> 00:37:08,700 What were you thinking? 601 00:37:08,870 --> 00:37:12,170 The guy with wings is the source of the weapons. I gotta take him down. 602 00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:14,000 Take him down now, huh? 603 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,960 Crockett, there are people who handle this sort of thing. 604 00:37:17,130 --> 00:37:19,970 - The Avengers? - No. This is a little below their pay grade. 605 00:37:20,130 --> 00:37:22,130 Mr. Stark, you didn't have to come out here. 606 00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:23,720 I had that. I was fine. 607 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:27,310 Oh, I'm not here. 608 00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:29,980 Thank God this place has Wi-Fi... 609 00:37:30,140 --> 00:37:31,980 or you would be toast right now. 610 00:37:32,140 --> 00:37:35,110 Thank Ganesh while you're at it. Cheers. 611 00:37:35,270 --> 00:37:37,440 Look, forget the flying vulture guy, please. 612 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:38,650 - Why? - Why? 613 00:37:38,810 --> 00:37:40,860 Because I said so! 614 00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:44,030 Sorry, I'm talking to a teenager. 615 00:37:44,190 --> 00:37:45,660 Stay close to the ground. 616 00:37:45,820 --> 00:37:49,870 Build up your game helping little people, like that lady that bought you the churro. 617 00:37:50,490 --> 00:37:53,420 Can't you just be a friendly... 618 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,410 neighborhood Spider-Man? 619 00:37:55,580 --> 00:37:57,300 But I'm ready for more than that now. 620 00:37:57,790 --> 00:37:58,840 No, you're not. 621 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,320 That's not what you thought when I took on Captain America. 622 00:38:01,460 --> 00:38:04,090 Trust me, kid. If Cap wanted to lay you out, he would've. 623 00:38:04,510 --> 00:38:07,730 Listen to me. If you come across these weapons again, call Happy. 624 00:38:09,340 --> 00:38:10,640 Are you driving? 625 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,810 You know, it's never too early to start thinking about college. 626 00:38:13,970 --> 00:38:15,730 I got some pull at MIT. End call. 627 00:38:17,310 --> 00:38:18,610 No, I don't need to go to... 628 00:38:18,770 --> 00:38:20,820 Mr. Stark is no longer connected. 629 00:38:23,530 --> 00:38:25,370 That's awesome. 630 00:38:27,990 --> 00:38:31,460 "Stay close to the ground"? What is he talking about? 631 00:38:42,170 --> 00:38:43,760 Whoa. 632 00:38:50,550 --> 00:38:52,180 Hey, what's up? I'm on my way back. 633 00:38:52,350 --> 00:38:55,570 Actually, I was calling to say maybe you shouldn't come. Listen. 634 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,940 When I say "penis," you say "Parker." 635 00:38:58,100 --> 00:38:59,100 - Penis! - Parker! 636 00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:00,490 - Penis! - Parker! 637 00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:03,200 Sorry, Peter. I guess we're still losers. 638 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,330 - I'll see you tomorrow. - I'll see you tomorrow in school. 639 00:39:32,970 --> 00:39:34,560 Whoa. 640 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:35,720 Whoa, whoa. 641 00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,080 Idiots. 642 00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:50,030 Idiots. 643 00:39:50,190 --> 00:39:51,740 Idiots! 644 00:39:52,570 --> 00:39:53,620 Boss? 645 00:39:53,950 --> 00:39:57,250 Your wife keeps texting you. Something about a brake light. 646 00:39:57,660 --> 00:39:59,830 What'd I tell you about looking at my phone? 647 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,250 Oh. Sorry. You left it out. 648 00:40:01,410 --> 00:40:03,260 You know I'm a curious person by nature. 649 00:40:05,290 --> 00:40:08,300 I finished designing that high-altitude vacuum seal. 650 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:09,510 Huh? 651 00:40:09,670 --> 00:40:12,550 In case you want to, you know, go for the big one? 652 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,770 You're still on that? I told you, no. 653 00:40:14,930 --> 00:40:16,480 The answer's no. Forget it. 654 00:40:20,730 --> 00:40:23,190 Ha-ha-ha! Whoo! 655 00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:27,620 Ha-ha. 656 00:40:28,150 --> 00:40:30,620 I mean, that was badass. Ha. 657 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:37,120 How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the open? 658 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,830 - You said, move the merchandise. - Under the radar. 659 00:40:39,990 --> 00:40:41,210 Under the radar! 660 00:40:41,370 --> 00:40:43,120 That's how we survive. 661 00:40:43,290 --> 00:40:46,630 If you bring Damage Control or the Avengers down here, we're through. 662 00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:50,220 You're out there wearing that goofy thing, lighting up cars... 663 00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:51,880 calling yourself the Shocker. 664 00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:55,180 "I'm the Shocker. I shock people." What is this, pro wrestling? 665 00:40:55,340 --> 00:40:57,140 Ah, whatever, old man. Come on. 666 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,020 Look. 667 00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:01,600 Look. 668 00:41:01,770 --> 00:41:04,440 I know you don't give a crap about anything. 669 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,230 But I do. 670 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,530 I built this whole place because I got people I have to look after. 671 00:41:09,690 --> 00:41:12,910 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 672 00:41:15,150 --> 00:41:16,580 You know what? 673 00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:19,410 I can't afford your bullshit. 674 00:41:19,580 --> 00:41:21,040 - Get out of here. - What? 675 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,500 - You're done. You're off the crew. - Yeah, all right. 676 00:41:25,370 --> 00:41:26,420 All right. Heh. 677 00:41:26,580 --> 00:41:29,010 Wonder if you can afford me out there, though, right? 678 00:41:29,170 --> 00:41:31,010 With everything I know. 679 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,810 - Excuse me? - Uh, I'm just saying... 680 00:41:35,130 --> 00:41:38,810 maybe your wife would like to know where you really get your money from. 681 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,220 - You know what? - What? 682 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:42,770 You're right. 683 00:41:42,930 --> 00:41:44,400 - That work? - I don't know. 684 00:41:45,690 --> 00:41:47,230 I can't afford that. 685 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,940 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. 686 00:41:56,570 --> 00:41:58,070 Damn. 687 00:42:00,660 --> 00:42:03,040 - I thought this was the antigravity gun. - What? 688 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,290 No, that's that one. 689 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:18,810 Here. 690 00:42:20,090 --> 00:42:23,970 Now you're the Shocker. Go out there and find that weapon he lost. 691 00:42:24,140 --> 00:42:25,190 All right. 692 00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:31,940 Oh. 693 00:42:34,610 --> 00:42:36,410 Hey, thanks for bailing on me. 694 00:42:36,570 --> 00:42:38,540 Yeah, well, something came up. 695 00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:39,910 What is that? 696 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,870 I don't know. Some guy tried to vaporize me with it. 697 00:42:43,030 --> 00:42:44,500 - Seriously? - Yeah. 698 00:42:44,660 --> 00:42:46,130 Awesome. 699 00:42:46,290 --> 00:42:49,380 I mean, not awesome. Heh, totally uncool of that guy. 700 00:42:49,540 --> 00:42:51,340 So scary. 701 00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:54,340 Well, look, I think it's... 702 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:55,970 a power source. 703 00:42:56,130 --> 00:42:58,720 Yeah, but it's connected to all these microprocessors. 704 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:02,100 That's an inductive charging plate. That's what I use to charge my toothbrush. 705 00:43:02,260 --> 00:43:05,310 Whoever's making these weapons is combining alien tech with ours. 706 00:43:05,470 --> 00:43:09,350 That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said. 707 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,570 I just want to thank you for letting me be part of your journey... 708 00:43:12,730 --> 00:43:15,110 into this amazing... 709 00:43:17,690 --> 00:43:20,740 Keep your fingers clear of the blades. 710 00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:24,990 I gotta figure out what this is and who makes it. 711 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,380 We'll go to the lab after class and run tests. 712 00:43:27,540 --> 00:43:28,830 Let's do it. 713 00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:38,590 First, we put the glowy thing in the mass spectrometer. 714 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,230 We gotta come up with a better name than "glowy thingy." 715 00:43:41,380 --> 00:43:42,480 You're right. 716 00:43:43,970 --> 00:43:45,100 Crap. 717 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:47,940 Come on, come on, come on. 718 00:43:51,850 --> 00:43:53,400 High schools creep me out. 719 00:43:54,110 --> 00:43:56,070 They got this funny smell, you know? 720 00:43:56,230 --> 00:43:58,530 Hey, that's one of the guys that tried to kill me. 721 00:43:58,690 --> 00:43:59,740 What? 722 00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:01,400 - Yeah. - We gotta get out of here. 723 00:44:01,570 --> 00:44:03,450 No, no, no. I gotta follow them. 724 00:44:03,610 --> 00:44:06,210 They can lead me to the guy that dropped me in the lake. 725 00:44:06,370 --> 00:44:08,620 - Someone dropped you in a lake? - Yeah, it was not good. 726 00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:12,040 - Peter... - No. Stay there, Ned. 727 00:44:12,210 --> 00:44:13,800 Peter. 728 00:44:16,790 --> 00:44:18,090 What are you doing? 729 00:44:18,250 --> 00:44:19,450 Nothing. Heh. 730 00:44:19,590 --> 00:44:21,840 - Oh. - Yeah. You good? 731 00:44:22,010 --> 00:44:23,060 Chess. 732 00:44:26,010 --> 00:44:29,440 Can you imagine what the boss would say if he knew where we were? 733 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,690 It's saying there was an energy pulse here. 734 00:44:31,850 --> 00:44:33,320 There's no sign of the weapon. 735 00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,400 - And even if it was here, now it's gone. - So are we. 736 00:45:09,010 --> 00:45:11,940 This is so awesome. 737 00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:13,940 I know, right? 738 00:45:17,150 --> 00:45:18,940 They're in Brooklyn. 739 00:45:23,110 --> 00:45:25,080 Staten Island. 740 00:45:30,790 --> 00:45:32,710 Leaving Jersey. 741 00:45:40,290 --> 00:45:41,920 They stopped. 742 00:45:42,630 --> 00:45:44,050 Huh. 743 00:45:44,670 --> 00:45:45,770 Maryland? 744 00:45:45,930 --> 00:45:48,180 - What's there? - I don't know. 745 00:45:48,340 --> 00:45:49,390 Evil lair? Heh. 746 00:45:49,930 --> 00:45:51,980 - They have a lair? - A gang with alien guns... 747 00:45:52,140 --> 00:45:53,940 run by a guy with wings? Yeah. 748 00:45:54,100 --> 00:45:55,520 Badass. 749 00:45:55,690 --> 00:45:58,560 But how are you gonna get there if it's, like, 300 miles away? 750 00:46:00,820 --> 00:46:03,410 It's not too far from D.C. 751 00:46:04,490 --> 00:46:05,610 - Hey, it's Peter. - Guys. 752 00:46:05,780 --> 00:46:06,830 - Peter? - Hey, buddy. 753 00:46:06,990 --> 00:46:08,870 I was hoping I could rejoin the team. 754 00:46:09,030 --> 00:46:10,660 No, no way. You can't quit on us... 755 00:46:10,830 --> 00:46:13,450 stroll up and be welcomed back by everyone. 756 00:46:13,620 --> 00:46:16,500 Hey, welcome back! Flash, you're back to first alternate. 757 00:46:16,660 --> 00:46:18,010 - What? - He's taking your place. 758 00:46:18,170 --> 00:46:19,540 Excuse me, can we go already? 759 00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:23,510 I was hoping to get in some protesting in front of an embassy before dinner. 760 00:46:23,670 --> 00:46:26,140 Protesting is patriotic. Let's get on the bus. 761 00:46:28,090 --> 00:46:31,690 Focus up. Our next topic is the moons of Saturn. 762 00:46:31,850 --> 00:46:33,470 The second law of thermodynamics. 763 00:46:34,020 --> 00:46:35,940 - Frank Sinatra. - Fort Sumter. 764 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,940 - Flash is wrong. - Okay, let's focus. Next one. 765 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:40,450 Liz, don't overwork them. 766 00:46:40,940 --> 00:46:42,660 Uh, strontium, barium, vibranium. 767 00:46:42,820 --> 00:46:45,530 - Very good, Peter. Glad to have you back. - Glad to be back. 768 00:46:47,150 --> 00:46:50,160 - What is the current standard unit of...? - Can I take this real quick? 769 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,830 Yeah, fine. 770 00:46:51,990 --> 00:46:53,790 - Hello? - Got a blip on my screen here. 771 00:46:53,950 --> 00:46:55,000 You left New York? 772 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,000 - Okay, focus up, everyone. - Tracker. Uh... 773 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,090 Yeah, it's just a school trip. It's, uh, nothing. 774 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,670 Happy, I gotta say, tracking me without permission... 775 00:47:01,830 --> 00:47:03,630 is a complete violation of privacy. 776 00:47:04,420 --> 00:47:06,140 - That's different. - What's different? 777 00:47:06,300 --> 00:47:08,770 Nothing. Look, it's just the Academic Decathlon. 778 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:12,020 - It's no big deal. - Hey, hey. I'll decide if it's no big deal. 779 00:47:14,180 --> 00:47:16,770 Sounds like no big deal, but remember, I'm watching you. 780 00:47:28,070 --> 00:47:30,740 - Everyone stick together. - Yeah. 781 00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:33,080 You kidding me? This place is huge. 782 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:35,830 - I've seen bigger. - There's a bird in here. 783 00:47:35,990 --> 00:47:39,250 - Hey, you brought your laptop, right? - Why? 784 00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:48,670 Peter... 785 00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,840 why are we removing the tracker from your suit? 786 00:47:52,220 --> 00:47:53,220 Uh... 787 00:47:53,390 --> 00:47:56,520 I gotta follow these guys to their boss before they move again... 788 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,600 and I don't really want Mr. Stark to know about it. 789 00:47:59,770 --> 00:48:01,610 So you're lying to Iron Man now? 790 00:48:01,770 --> 00:48:03,400 No, I'm not lying. 791 00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,190 He just doesn't really get what I can do yet. 792 00:48:07,820 --> 00:48:09,240 Ah... 793 00:48:10,780 --> 00:48:12,280 Gotcha. 794 00:48:12,450 --> 00:48:16,620 All right, Happy, enjoy tracking this lamp. 795 00:48:19,580 --> 00:48:22,000 There's a ton of other subsystems in here... 796 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,040 - Hmm? - but they're all disabled... 797 00:48:24,210 --> 00:48:26,430 by the Training Wheels Protocol. 798 00:48:26,590 --> 00:48:27,710 What? 799 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:31,510 "Training Wheels Protocol"? Turn it off. 800 00:48:31,670 --> 00:48:34,600 I don't think that's a good idea. They're blocked for a reason. 801 00:48:35,010 --> 00:48:37,350 Come on, man, I don't need training wheels. 802 00:48:37,510 --> 00:48:39,890 I'm sick of him treating me like a kid all the time. 803 00:48:40,060 --> 00:48:42,360 - It's not cool. - But you are a kid. 804 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,610 A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands. 805 00:48:44,770 --> 00:48:48,530 Peter, I just don't think this is a great idea. I mean, what if this is illegal? 806 00:48:48,690 --> 00:48:51,660 Look, please. This is my chance to prove myself. 807 00:48:51,820 --> 00:48:53,570 I can handle it. Ned, come on. 808 00:48:53,740 --> 00:48:56,460 - I don't think this is a good idea. - The guy in the chair. 809 00:48:56,910 --> 00:48:59,080 - Don't do that. - Come on. 810 00:49:13,170 --> 00:49:15,100 The glowy thing, it's evidence. Keep it safe. 811 00:49:15,260 --> 00:49:16,850 - All right? - Okay. Okay. 812 00:49:18,470 --> 00:49:20,020 - They're moving. - Be careful. 813 00:49:24,060 --> 00:49:25,780 - Hey, Liz. - Perfect timing. 814 00:49:26,190 --> 00:49:27,310 We're gonna go swimming. 815 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,400 - Come on, come on, come on. - What? 816 00:49:29,820 --> 00:49:31,570 - Hey, Peter. - Hi. 817 00:49:33,240 --> 00:49:34,580 Hey. 818 00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:39,040 I was, uh... I was gonna go study in the business center. 819 00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,680 You don't need to. You're the smartest guy I've ever met. 820 00:49:41,700 --> 00:49:43,000 And besides... 821 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:46,960 um, a rebellious group activity the day before competition is good for morale. 822 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,130 Hmm? 823 00:49:48,290 --> 00:49:50,510 Um, well, I read that in a TED Talk, so... 824 00:49:50,670 --> 00:49:52,920 I... I heard it in a TED Talk. 825 00:49:53,090 --> 00:49:55,010 And I read a coaching book. 826 00:49:56,090 --> 00:49:58,190 Wow, you really... This is really important to you. 827 00:49:58,340 --> 00:50:00,220 Yeah. It's our future. 828 00:50:00,390 --> 00:50:01,810 I'm not gonna screw it up. 829 00:50:02,850 --> 00:50:06,730 Besides, we raided the minibar and these candy bars were, like, $11. 830 00:50:06,890 --> 00:50:10,150 - So get your trunks on and come on. - Come on. 831 00:50:10,310 --> 00:50:12,440 - Come on. - I'm coming, I'm coming. 832 00:50:12,610 --> 00:50:13,660 Let's go. 833 00:50:37,550 --> 00:50:39,800 - Good evening, Peter. - Hello? Hello? 834 00:50:39,970 --> 00:50:42,890 Congratulations on completing the Training Wheels Protocol... 835 00:50:43,060 --> 00:50:45,600 and gaining access to your suit's full capabilities. 836 00:50:45,770 --> 00:50:47,360 Ah, thank you. 837 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,360 Where would you like to take me tonight? 838 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:52,240 I put a tracker on someone. He's a bad guy. 839 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:54,450 Tracker located. 840 00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:57,150 Plotting course to intercept target. 841 00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:00,410 As long as I make it back in time for decathlon, it's fine. 842 00:51:08,410 --> 00:51:11,130 One hundred meters from destination and closing. 843 00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:13,130 Jump now. 844 00:51:17,630 --> 00:51:19,630 Detecting three individuals. 845 00:51:20,380 --> 00:51:24,010 Why is their secret lair in a gas station? That's so lame. 846 00:51:28,020 --> 00:51:29,910 Hey, suit lady, what are they doing? 847 00:51:29,940 --> 00:51:31,370 Do you want to hear what they're saying? 848 00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,860 I can hear what they're saying? Uh, yeah. 849 00:51:34,020 --> 00:51:35,950 Activating Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode. 850 00:51:36,110 --> 00:51:38,030 I got the gauntlet from the Lagos cleanup. 851 00:51:38,070 --> 00:51:39,070 The rest is my design. 852 00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:40,530 Whoa, that's so cool. 853 00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:41,840 Can't believe they're still cleaning up... 854 00:51:41,860 --> 00:51:43,510 - that Triskelion mess. - I love it. 855 00:51:43,530 --> 00:51:46,130 They keep making messes, we keep getting rich. 856 00:51:46,290 --> 00:51:47,290 Target inbound. 857 00:51:47,450 --> 00:51:49,180 Whoa, they're in the middle of a heist. 858 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,380 I could catch them red-handed. This is awesome. 859 00:51:51,540 --> 00:51:53,980 Okay, I'll get closer to see what's happening. 860 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,720 Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode? 861 00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,220 Uh, "Enhanced Combat Mode"? Yeah. 862 00:51:59,380 --> 00:52:00,850 Activating Instant Kill. 863 00:52:01,010 --> 00:52:03,100 No, no, no. I don't want to kill anybody. 864 00:52:03,260 --> 00:52:05,560 Deactivating Instant Kill. 865 00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,270 Did you hear that? 866 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,690 What the hell just happened? What was that? 867 00:52:12,850 --> 00:52:15,280 You jumped off the sign and landed on your face. 868 00:52:17,820 --> 00:52:19,180 What's wrong with my web-shooters? 869 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,620 Rapid-fire is the default for Enhanced Combat Mode. 870 00:52:21,780 --> 00:52:24,500 - Why would I need rapid-fire? - Would you like to see more options? 871 00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:27,660 You have 576 possible web-shooter combinations. 872 00:52:27,870 --> 00:52:29,540 Whoa, Mr. Stark really overdid it. 873 00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:30,880 You two wait right here. 874 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,170 Wait. You're gonna want to turn on the dampers. 875 00:52:33,330 --> 00:52:36,630 - That thing will shatter your arm. - All right, where's the dampers? 876 00:52:36,790 --> 00:52:38,510 - That one. - Great choice. 877 00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:41,260 Would you like me to set this as your new default? 878 00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:43,800 No, no, no. 879 00:52:43,970 --> 00:52:46,520 - Push that in. No, the other... - Here? This one here? 880 00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,020 - What was that? - Taser webs. 881 00:52:49,180 --> 00:52:51,020 Taser webs? I don't want Taser webs. 882 00:52:51,180 --> 00:52:53,690 You seem to be unfamiliar with your web-shooter settings. 883 00:52:54,190 --> 00:52:55,900 Would you like to run a refresher course? 884 00:52:56,060 --> 00:52:58,410 - No. Just... You choose. - Sure thing. 885 00:52:58,570 --> 00:53:01,240 Six-alpha-niner, are you running on time? 886 00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,870 Copy, central. Six-alpha-niner on schedule. 887 00:53:07,570 --> 00:53:09,610 - I got a visual. - Green light, green light. 888 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:15,420 Oh, that's him. 889 00:53:19,170 --> 00:53:21,220 Okay. I got eyes on the convoy. 890 00:53:21,380 --> 00:53:22,800 Pulling in behind the caboose. 891 00:53:24,590 --> 00:53:26,390 Deploy anchors. 892 00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:37,780 Dropping down. 893 00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,280 No outgoing distress signals. You're clear. 894 00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:47,540 Hey. Looks like they got some good stuff here. 895 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,840 Whoa, cool. It's like some kind of matter phase shifter. 896 00:54:03,460 --> 00:54:05,390 All right, coming up. 897 00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:12,850 Hey, Big Bird. This doesn't belong to you. 898 00:54:14,140 --> 00:54:15,640 Oh, God. 899 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,960 - Suit lady, what was that? - You told me to choose. 900 00:54:25,940 --> 00:54:28,490 What? No, just set everything back to normal. 901 00:54:28,990 --> 00:54:30,910 Activating all systems. 902 00:54:47,510 --> 00:54:48,850 My head. 903 00:54:49,010 --> 00:54:51,890 You appear to have a mild concussion. 904 00:54:54,010 --> 00:54:57,190 Hey, so where am I right now? 905 00:54:57,350 --> 00:54:58,480 I'm not sure. 906 00:54:59,020 --> 00:55:01,190 The container walls are hindering my sensors. 907 00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:04,240 Wait a minute. 908 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:07,950 They must have hijacked the truck and taken me to their evil lair. 909 00:55:08,450 --> 00:55:11,870 Okay, suit lady, we're gonna have to fight our way out of this one. 910 00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:14,290 Three, two, one. 911 00:55:20,830 --> 00:55:22,550 What is this place? 912 00:55:22,710 --> 00:55:23,960 Suit lady, where am I? 913 00:55:24,130 --> 00:55:27,050 You're in the most secure facility on the Eastern Seaboard. 914 00:55:27,210 --> 00:55:28,810 The Damage Control deep-storage vault. 915 00:55:28,970 --> 00:55:32,190 No. Seriously? Argh! 916 00:55:34,510 --> 00:55:36,810 The door will most likely remain closed until morning. 917 00:55:36,970 --> 00:55:38,270 Morning? 918 00:55:38,430 --> 00:55:43,530 Hey, suit lady. I kind of feel bad calling you "suit lady," you know? 919 00:55:43,690 --> 00:55:45,990 I think I should probably give you a name. 920 00:55:46,150 --> 00:55:48,490 Like Liz. No, no, no. 921 00:55:48,650 --> 00:55:50,650 God, that's... That's weird. 922 00:55:50,820 --> 00:55:53,200 What about Karen? 923 00:55:53,620 --> 00:55:55,590 You can call me Karen if you would like. 924 00:55:55,620 --> 00:55:58,750 Hey, Karen, what else can this suit do? 925 00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:00,830 What? 926 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,920 Maybe we should run that refresher course. 927 00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:04,680 - Ricochet web. - Ricochet web. 928 00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:08,310 - Whoa. Cool. - Splitter web. 929 00:56:09,460 --> 00:56:12,340 - Web grenade. - Web grenade! 930 00:56:14,090 --> 00:56:16,770 Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-Man? 931 00:56:16,930 --> 00:56:18,020 Who is Liz? 932 00:56:18,180 --> 00:56:20,810 Who's Liz? Heh. She's... Heh, heh. 933 00:56:20,980 --> 00:56:22,440 She's the best. She's awesome. 934 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:25,320 She's just a girl who goes to my school. 935 00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:26,530 And, uh... 936 00:56:26,690 --> 00:56:30,620 Yeah, I just... I really want to tell her, but it's kind of weird, you know? 937 00:56:30,780 --> 00:56:34,000 "Hey, I'm Spider-Man." 938 00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:35,280 What's weird about that? 939 00:56:35,450 --> 00:56:37,500 What if she's expecting someone like Tony Stark? 940 00:56:37,660 --> 00:56:39,660 Imagine how disappointed she'd be when she sees me. 941 00:56:39,830 --> 00:56:43,380 Well, if I were her, I wouldn't be disappointed at all. 942 00:56:43,540 --> 00:56:45,040 Thanks, Karen. 943 00:56:45,210 --> 00:56:47,960 It's really nice to have somebody to talk to. 944 00:56:48,130 --> 00:56:49,970 Hey, how long we been here anyways? 945 00:56:50,130 --> 00:56:52,010 - Thirty-seven minutes. - What? 946 00:56:52,170 --> 00:56:53,890 Thirty-seven minutes? That's insane. 947 00:56:54,050 --> 00:56:57,730 I cannot take this anymore. I got to... I gotta get out of here. 948 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:02,480 There's got to be something in here I can use. 949 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,270 Okay, let's see. 950 00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:06,980 Nope. 951 00:57:08,190 --> 00:57:09,360 That's awesome. 952 00:57:09,570 --> 00:57:11,070 Oh. 953 00:57:11,230 --> 00:57:12,470 Hey, it's like the glowy thing. 954 00:57:12,610 --> 00:57:15,620 That glowy thing is an explosive Chitauri energy core. 955 00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:17,780 You mean, we've been carrying around a bomb? 956 00:57:17,950 --> 00:57:21,670 It would require radiation to transform it into an explosive state. 957 00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:24,500 No, no, no. 958 00:57:28,380 --> 00:57:31,260 Hey! Please! Please, somebody let me out! Hey! 959 00:57:31,420 --> 00:57:33,420 Karen, you have to help me override that time lock. 960 00:57:34,090 --> 00:57:36,090 Okay, Karen, lower the voltage and run it. 961 00:57:36,260 --> 00:57:37,760 Trial unsuccessful. 962 00:57:37,930 --> 00:57:39,890 Okay, we're just gonna have to try every sequence. 963 00:57:43,180 --> 00:57:46,310 Ned, Peter, we're gonna be late. Come on, let's go. 964 00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,700 Okay. Uh, hold on, hold on. 965 00:57:52,570 --> 00:57:55,660 Initiating trial 247. 966 00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:57,570 It worked. It works. 967 00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:13,640 Please be sure all cell phones are turned off. 968 00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:14,840 Thank you. 969 00:58:15,010 --> 00:58:17,030 Karen, get me to decathlon as fast as possible. 970 00:58:17,050 --> 00:58:18,320 Sure thing. Just tell me where it is. 971 00:58:18,340 --> 00:58:20,110 Across the street from the Washington Monument. 972 00:58:20,140 --> 00:58:21,280 It's Ned. Leave a message. 973 00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:23,150 Call me back. The glowy thing's a bomb! 974 00:58:28,770 --> 00:58:31,110 There's a vehicle approaching on your right. 975 00:58:31,270 --> 00:58:33,490 We have now entered sudden death. 976 00:58:33,650 --> 00:58:36,450 The next correct answer wins the championship. 977 00:58:40,780 --> 00:58:42,710 Midtown Tech? 978 00:58:42,870 --> 00:58:44,500 Zero. 979 00:58:44,660 --> 00:58:45,710 That is correct. 980 00:58:46,460 --> 00:58:48,750 Midtown takes the championship. 981 00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:52,260 - Woo-hoo! We won. - You guys, I am so proud of you. 982 00:58:52,420 --> 00:58:55,590 - Told you we didn't need Peter. - Flash, you didn't answer a question. 983 00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:58,730 - Taking it all in, Michelle? - Oh, yeah, I just, um... 984 00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:01,280 I don't want to celebrate something that was built by slaves. 985 00:59:01,390 --> 00:59:03,860 I'm sure the Washington Monument wasn't built by... 986 00:59:07,310 --> 00:59:08,360 Okay. 987 00:59:08,810 --> 00:59:10,980 - Enjoy your book. - Thanks. 988 00:59:13,570 --> 00:59:16,030 - Oh, Ned, you're alive. - Peter, are you okay? 989 00:59:16,190 --> 00:59:17,790 Where's the glowy thing? The glowy thing? 990 00:59:17,940 --> 00:59:21,540 - It's safe. It's in my backpack. - Ned, listen, the glowy thing is dangerous. 991 00:59:21,700 --> 00:59:23,420 You missed the decathlon. I covered for you. 992 00:59:23,450 --> 00:59:25,370 - Listen. - We're at the Washington Monument. 993 00:59:25,540 --> 00:59:26,910 - Peter, is that you? - Hey, Liz. 994 00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:28,640 - Is that Liz? - Put Ned back on the phone. 995 00:59:28,660 --> 00:59:31,790 - You should tell her how you feel. - You flake. You are lucky we won. 996 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:35,550 I want to be mad, but I'm more worried. Like, what is going on with you? 997 00:59:35,710 --> 00:59:37,230 I have to talk to Ned. It's important. 998 00:59:37,380 --> 00:59:38,580 All items on the belt, please. 999 00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:39,860 There's something in Ned's backpack. 1000 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,890 It's dangerous. Don't let it go through an x-ray. 1001 00:59:44,810 --> 00:59:46,980 Liz? Liz! Damn it. 1002 00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:52,780 Can I be the one to tell Peter he's expelled? 1003 00:59:56,980 --> 01:00:02,740 The Washington Monument is 555 feet, five and one-eighth inches tall. 1004 01:00:04,490 --> 01:00:07,500 Notice how the marble and granite are cut around the stone. 1005 01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,340 No, no, no. Karen, what's going on up there? 1006 01:00:18,340 --> 01:00:19,940 The Chitauri core has detonated... 1007 01:00:20,010 --> 01:00:22,150 and caused severe structural damage to the elevator. 1008 01:00:22,180 --> 01:00:23,530 - Oh, no. - My friends are up there. 1009 01:00:23,550 --> 01:00:26,100 What? Uh, don't worry, ma'am, everything's gonna be okay. 1010 01:00:26,260 --> 01:00:28,360 Excuse me, excuse me. Oh, my God, that's tall. 1011 01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:35,940 Oh, my God. Look at the ceiling. 1012 01:00:36,110 --> 01:00:37,610 Just stay calm, everyone. 1013 01:00:37,770 --> 01:00:39,450 Oh, we are all going to die here. 1014 01:00:42,070 --> 01:00:44,740 Estimating 10 minutes before catastrophic failure. 1015 01:00:44,910 --> 01:00:46,410 We're freaking screwed. 1016 01:00:46,580 --> 01:00:49,700 Okay, I know that was scary, but our safety systems are working. 1017 01:00:49,870 --> 01:00:52,290 The safety systems are completely failing. 1018 01:00:52,460 --> 01:00:54,130 We're very safe in here. 1019 01:00:54,290 --> 01:00:56,890 The occupants are in imminent mortal danger. 1020 01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:58,140 Going as fast as I can! 1021 01:01:07,850 --> 01:01:09,490 - Let's go. - Give me your hand. 1022 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:12,920 You now have 125 seconds until catastrophic failure. 1023 01:01:13,060 --> 01:01:14,110 What? Why? 1024 01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:17,610 Unexpected motion has caused the deterioration to escalate. 1025 01:01:17,770 --> 01:01:21,240 - How do I get in there? - Activating reconnaissance drone. 1026 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,990 Whoa. Has that been there this whole time? That's awesome. 1027 01:01:26,450 --> 01:01:28,700 Locating optimal entry point. 1028 01:01:30,410 --> 01:01:32,080 Proceed to southwest window. 1029 01:01:32,250 --> 01:01:34,000 Karen, I'm on my way. 1030 01:01:38,540 --> 01:01:40,580 - There's a lot of glass here. - You got this. 1031 01:01:40,710 --> 01:01:41,930 Keep coming, keep coming. 1032 01:01:55,980 --> 01:01:57,980 Okay. Oh, my God. 1033 01:01:58,150 --> 01:01:59,820 Okay. 1034 01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:03,670 What's wrong? You've reached the southwest window. 1035 01:02:03,690 --> 01:02:05,450 - Why are you hesitating? - It's fine. 1036 01:02:05,610 --> 01:02:07,330 I've just never been this high before. 1037 01:02:07,490 --> 01:02:09,660 You have also not reinstalled your parachute... 1038 01:02:09,820 --> 01:02:12,540 so a fall from this height would most likely be lethal. 1039 01:02:12,740 --> 01:02:14,000 Oh. 1040 01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:15,630 Perfect. 1041 01:02:15,790 --> 01:02:17,380 Oh, my God. 1042 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,040 Why is it not breaking? 1043 01:02:20,210 --> 01:02:23,890 It's four-inch ballistic glass. You'll have to create more momentum. 1044 01:02:43,110 --> 01:02:45,450 This is D.C. Metro Police. Identify yourself. 1045 01:02:45,610 --> 01:02:47,200 My friends are in there! Stop! 1046 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,110 Return to the ground immediately. 1047 01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,280 - Okay, who's next? - Me, it's my turn. 1048 01:02:51,450 --> 01:02:53,290 Flash, seriously? What are you doing? 1049 01:02:53,450 --> 01:02:56,420 - Come on. - Don't worry about the trophy. 1050 01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:05,050 Stand down! 1051 01:03:05,210 --> 01:03:07,970 Return to the ground immediately. 1052 01:03:12,140 --> 01:03:14,140 Return to the ground or we will open fire! 1053 01:03:14,310 --> 01:03:16,150 Go up, go up. 1054 01:03:16,980 --> 01:03:18,350 I got this. 1055 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:20,190 Take my trophy. 1056 01:03:22,020 --> 01:03:24,240 This is your last chance. 1057 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,450 I'm gonna die. 1058 01:03:27,110 --> 01:03:28,580 Look out! 1059 01:03:35,290 --> 01:03:36,750 Break! 1060 01:03:50,340 --> 01:03:52,020 I did it. Whoa! 1061 01:04:05,610 --> 01:04:08,000 Hey, how you doing? Don't worry. I got you. 1062 01:04:08,030 --> 01:04:10,580 - Yes! Yes. - Hey, hey. 1063 01:04:10,740 --> 01:04:12,830 - Big guy, quit moving around. - I'm sorry, sir. 1064 01:04:16,450 --> 01:04:17,500 Let's go, let's go! 1065 01:04:23,380 --> 01:04:24,420 Okay, okay. 1066 01:04:24,580 --> 01:04:26,550 - Mr. Harrington, go. - Ned, come on. 1067 01:04:26,710 --> 01:04:28,510 - This is your stop. - Come on, Liz. 1068 01:04:28,670 --> 01:04:31,600 Go, go, go. Everybody out. Move it, people. Move it, move it. 1069 01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:33,520 - Are you sure it's safe? - Liz. 1070 01:04:34,180 --> 01:04:35,390 Liz! 1071 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:41,270 You're okay. You're okay. 1072 01:04:44,770 --> 01:04:46,150 Okay. 1073 01:04:46,690 --> 01:04:47,990 - Oh, my God. - Good, good. 1074 01:04:48,150 --> 01:04:50,030 Come on up. Come on, you guys, stay back. 1075 01:04:50,190 --> 01:04:52,200 - Come on in. - You guys good? 1076 01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:53,960 So is everyone okay? 1077 01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:57,200 This is your chance, Peter. 1078 01:04:57,370 --> 01:04:59,210 Kiss her. 1079 01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:04,630 Thank you. 1080 01:05:07,630 --> 01:05:10,180 Are you really friends with Peter Parker? 1081 01:05:17,140 --> 01:05:22,020 I can finish the next order, but without any new materials from that truck... 1082 01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:24,770 Yeah, damn it. 1083 01:05:25,270 --> 01:05:27,510 We still have enough to do the Gargan deal though, right? 1084 01:05:27,650 --> 01:05:29,650 Yeah, but then that's it. 1085 01:05:32,190 --> 01:05:33,240 Oh. 1086 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,870 Maybe it is time that I built the high-altitude seal. 1087 01:05:36,030 --> 01:05:37,760 - Would you shut up about that? - It's only one job. 1088 01:05:37,780 --> 01:05:39,280 No. 1089 01:05:40,790 --> 01:05:44,040 Eight years, not a word from the feds, nothing from those... 1090 01:05:44,210 --> 01:05:48,260 Halloween-costume-wearing bozos up there in Stark Tower. 1091 01:05:48,420 --> 01:05:53,140 And then all of a sudden, this little bastard in red tights shows up. 1092 01:05:53,300 --> 01:05:56,970 And he thinks he can tear down everything I've built. 1093 01:05:58,470 --> 01:06:00,020 Really? 1094 01:06:01,180 --> 01:06:02,350 I'm gonna kill him. 1095 01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:04,560 - I'm gonna find him... - I found him. 1096 01:06:04,730 --> 01:06:06,160 The Spider-Man swooped in... 1097 01:06:06,190 --> 01:06:09,110 heroically saving an Academic Decathlon team from Queens. 1098 01:06:09,770 --> 01:06:12,490 The identity of the masked hero is still unknown. 1099 01:06:14,940 --> 01:06:17,490 - Mom. - Oh, kids. All right. 1100 01:06:17,660 --> 01:06:20,160 Peter. Come here, come here, come here. 1101 01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,580 This past weekend, Midtown's Academic Decathlon team... 1102 01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:29,720 defeated the country's best to win the national championship. 1103 01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:31,550 Later that day, they also defeated death. 1104 01:06:31,710 --> 01:06:34,130 Explosion. Sally scream. Flash scream. Everybody screaming. 1105 01:06:34,300 --> 01:06:38,100 There were purple lasers and smoke. It was **** tight, like a Bon Jovi concert. 1106 01:06:38,260 --> 01:06:41,640 As you know, we made it out alive, and that's the important thing. 1107 01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:44,900 I couldn't bear to lose a student on a school trip. 1108 01:06:46,140 --> 01:06:47,190 Not again. 1109 01:06:47,350 --> 01:06:51,480 Thankfully, no one was seriously injured thanks to the Spider-Man. 1110 01:06:51,690 --> 01:06:53,610 - Thank you, Spider-Man. - Thank you, Spider-Man. 1111 01:06:53,650 --> 01:06:56,570 Up next: the Spider-Man mania is sweeping the school. 1112 01:06:56,740 --> 01:06:59,360 How can you show your spider spirit? 1113 01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:05,210 Dude, dude, dude. 1114 01:07:05,370 --> 01:07:08,090 What is it like being famous when nobody knows it's you? 1115 01:07:08,250 --> 01:07:09,720 - Crazy, dude. - It's crazy. 1116 01:07:09,870 --> 01:07:11,720 - Should we tell everyone? - No. 1117 01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:14,680 - Should I tell everyone? - No, dude. That's not a good idea. 1118 01:07:15,090 --> 01:07:18,180 - Okay, come on, we'll be late to class. - I'm not going to class. 1119 01:07:18,340 --> 01:07:20,240 You're already in trouble for ditching the decathlon. 1120 01:07:20,260 --> 01:07:21,810 Dude, listen, I figured it out. 1121 01:07:21,970 --> 01:07:23,890 The wingsuit guy is stealing from Damage Control. 1122 01:07:24,060 --> 01:07:27,060 What he takes from Damage Control, that's how he builds the weapons. 1123 01:07:27,230 --> 01:07:30,150 - So all I gotta do is catch him. - But we have a Spanish quiz. 1124 01:07:30,310 --> 01:07:32,530 Ned, I'm probably never gonna come back here. 1125 01:07:32,690 --> 01:07:35,740 Mr. Stark is moving the Avengers upstate... 1126 01:07:35,900 --> 01:07:37,870 - so when I bring this guy in... - Dude. 1127 01:07:38,030 --> 01:07:39,950 You want to be a high school dropout? 1128 01:07:40,110 --> 01:07:42,790 I am so far beyond high school right now. 1129 01:07:42,950 --> 01:07:45,670 Parker, my office. 1130 01:07:48,330 --> 01:07:49,960 So... 1131 01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:51,630 you got detention. 1132 01:07:51,790 --> 01:07:53,960 You screwed up. You know what you did was wrong. 1133 01:07:54,130 --> 01:07:56,510 The question is, how are you gonna make things right? 1134 01:07:56,670 --> 01:07:57,990 Maybe you were trying to be cool. 1135 01:07:58,550 --> 01:08:01,220 But take it from a guy who's been frozen for 65 years... 1136 01:08:01,380 --> 01:08:04,510 the only way to really be cool is to follow the rules. 1137 01:08:05,510 --> 01:08:08,140 We all know what's right. We all know what's wrong. 1138 01:08:08,310 --> 01:08:10,860 Next time those turkeys try to convince you of something... 1139 01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:13,380 - you know is wrong... - Where you going? Get back here. 1140 01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,820 just think to yourself, what would Captain America do? 1141 01:08:15,980 --> 01:08:17,780 Why are you here? You don't have detention. 1142 01:08:17,940 --> 01:08:21,540 Oh, I know. I just like coming here to sketch people in crisis. 1143 01:08:24,740 --> 01:08:26,290 It's you. 1144 01:08:26,780 --> 01:08:30,540 So your body's changing. Believe me, I know how that feels. 1145 01:08:42,130 --> 01:08:43,810 May? 1146 01:08:47,310 --> 01:08:48,350 Hey, Karen. What's up? 1147 01:08:48,510 --> 01:08:50,310 Hey, Peter. How was your Spanish quiz? 1148 01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:51,700 I was wondering if you could help me. 1149 01:08:51,730 --> 01:08:54,370 I'm trying to figure out who the guys under the bridge were that night... 1150 01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:56,860 but I can only remember part of a license plate. 1151 01:08:57,020 --> 01:08:59,820 I can run facial recognition on the footage of that encounter. 1152 01:08:59,980 --> 01:09:01,490 - Footage? - Yes, Peter. 1153 01:09:01,650 --> 01:09:03,530 I record everything you see. 1154 01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:04,820 - Everything? - Everything. 1155 01:09:04,990 --> 01:09:07,330 - All the time? - It's called the Baby Monitor Protocol. 1156 01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:11,040 Yeah, of course it is. Um... 1157 01:09:11,250 --> 01:09:14,090 - Yeah, just roll it back to last Friday. - With pleasure. 1158 01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:16,270 Hey, everyone. Yeah, kick-ass party. 1159 01:09:16,290 --> 01:09:18,890 Hey, what's up, Liz? Peter's told me a lot about you. 1160 01:09:19,050 --> 01:09:21,010 No, no, no. This is just me messing around. 1161 01:09:21,170 --> 01:09:22,890 Go later in the day, later in the day. 1162 01:09:23,050 --> 01:09:25,220 It is I, Thor, son of Odin. 1163 01:09:25,390 --> 01:09:26,850 No, no, no. That's definitely... 1164 01:09:27,010 --> 01:09:28,740 That's definitely not what we wanted to watch. 1165 01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:32,270 - Your impressions are funny. - Fast-forward to the arms deal. 1166 01:09:32,430 --> 01:09:33,730 Okay. 1167 01:09:33,890 --> 01:09:35,520 The two on the right, who are they? 1168 01:09:35,690 --> 01:09:37,410 Searching law-enforcement databases. 1169 01:09:38,270 --> 01:09:40,270 No records found for two of the individuals. 1170 01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:42,540 - Nothing? - One individual identified. 1171 01:09:42,690 --> 01:09:44,820 Aaron Davis, age 33. 1172 01:09:44,990 --> 01:09:47,830 He has a criminal record and an address here in Queens. 1173 01:09:47,990 --> 01:09:49,240 Let's pay him a visit. 1174 01:09:49,410 --> 01:09:52,750 Would you like me to activate the Enhanced Interrogation Protocol? 1175 01:09:52,910 --> 01:09:54,000 Uh, yeah. 1176 01:10:09,220 --> 01:10:10,970 - Remember me? - Hey... 1177 01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:12,980 I need information. You'll give it to me now. 1178 01:10:13,140 --> 01:10:14,860 - All right, chill. - Come on! 1179 01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:18,230 - What happened to your voice? - What do you mean? 1180 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:20,620 I heard you by the bridge. I know what a girl sound like. 1181 01:10:20,650 --> 01:10:23,620 I'm not a girl. I'm a boy. I mean, I'm a... I'm a man. 1182 01:10:23,780 --> 01:10:25,620 I don't care what you are, a boy, a girl... 1183 01:10:25,780 --> 01:10:27,450 I'm not a girl. I'm a man. 1184 01:10:27,610 --> 01:10:29,960 Come on, man. Look, who is selling these weapons? 1185 01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:32,420 I need to know. Give me names or else. 1186 01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:40,380 - You ain't ever done this before, huh? - Deactivate Interrogation Mode. 1187 01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:42,830 Look, man. 1188 01:10:43,460 --> 01:10:46,180 These guys are selling weapons that are crazy dangerous. 1189 01:10:46,340 --> 01:10:47,760 They can't be out on the streets. 1190 01:10:47,930 --> 01:10:50,100 If one of them can cut Delmar's Bodega in half... 1191 01:10:50,260 --> 01:10:52,860 - You know Delmar's? - Yeah, best sandwich in Queens. 1192 01:10:53,010 --> 01:10:55,230 - Sub Haven's pretty good. - Eh, it's too much bread. 1193 01:10:55,390 --> 01:10:57,520 - I like bread. - Come on, man, please. 1194 01:10:59,850 --> 01:11:02,570 Stupid Interrogation Mode. Karen, don't ever do that again. 1195 01:11:02,730 --> 01:11:06,200 The other night, you told that dude, "if you shoot somebody, shoot me." 1196 01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:07,830 It's pretty ballsy. 1197 01:11:07,990 --> 01:11:10,040 I don't want those weapons in this neighborhood. 1198 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:11,580 I got a nephew who live here. 1199 01:11:12,780 --> 01:11:14,040 Who are these guys? 1200 01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:16,160 What can you tell me about the guy with the wings? 1201 01:11:16,290 --> 01:11:18,610 Other than he's a psychopath dressed like a demon, nothing. 1202 01:11:18,710 --> 01:11:20,670 I don't know who he is or where he is. 1203 01:11:23,590 --> 01:11:27,140 - I do know where he's gonna be. - Really? 1204 01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:29,550 Yeah, this crazy dude I used to work with... 1205 01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:32,140 he's supposed to be doing a deal with him. 1206 01:11:32,300 --> 01:11:33,930 Yes! Yes. 1207 01:11:34,100 --> 01:11:35,690 - Thank... - Hey. Hey. Hey. 1208 01:11:35,850 --> 01:11:38,150 I didn't tell you where. You don't have a location. 1209 01:11:38,310 --> 01:11:40,810 Right, of course. Yeah, my bad. Silly. Just... 1210 01:11:40,980 --> 01:11:42,230 Yeah. 1211 01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:44,570 - Where is it? - Can I give you some advice? 1212 01:11:44,770 --> 01:11:47,780 - Hmm? - You gotta get better at this part of the job. 1213 01:11:47,940 --> 01:11:49,410 I don't understand. 1214 01:11:49,570 --> 01:11:50,950 I'm intimidating. 1215 01:11:51,110 --> 01:11:53,990 - Staten Island Ferry, 11. - Oh, that's soon. 1216 01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:55,880 That's gonna dissolve in two hours. 1217 01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:58,630 No, no, no. Come fix this. 1218 01:11:58,790 --> 01:12:00,600 - Two hours. You deserve that. - I got ice cream in here. 1219 01:12:00,620 --> 01:12:03,220 You deserve that. You're a criminal. Bye, Mr. Criminal. 1220 01:12:17,850 --> 01:12:19,150 Nice. 1221 01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:25,060 Okay, Karen, activate Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode. 1222 01:12:25,230 --> 01:12:26,280 Sure thing. 1223 01:12:26,650 --> 01:12:28,780 He's up front, main deck. 1224 01:12:28,940 --> 01:12:30,370 I hate this guy. 1225 01:12:30,530 --> 01:12:32,870 It's the guy from the bridge, right? Who's that other guy? 1226 01:12:33,030 --> 01:12:34,660 Just keep me posted. 1227 01:12:34,820 --> 01:12:36,840 There's no record of him in my criminal database. 1228 01:12:36,870 --> 01:12:39,680 Incoming call from May Parker. Should I reroute to your heads-up display? 1229 01:12:39,700 --> 01:12:42,130 I can't talk right now. I'll call her back. 1230 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:47,380 Hey, dronie, keep an eye on that guy. We can't let anybody get away this time. 1231 01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:57,730 - Who's the guy on the left? - Mac Gargan. 1232 01:12:57,890 --> 01:13:00,310 Extensive criminal record, including homicide. 1233 01:13:00,470 --> 01:13:02,320 Would you like me to activate Instant Kill? 1234 01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:05,900 No, Karen, stop it with the Instant Kill already. 1235 01:13:07,110 --> 01:13:09,400 White pickup truck. 1236 01:13:13,740 --> 01:13:16,040 Dronie, scan the ship for a white pickup truck. 1237 01:13:36,930 --> 01:13:38,180 Oh, this is too perfect. 1238 01:13:38,350 --> 01:13:40,690 I got the weapons, buyers and sellers in one place. 1239 01:13:40,850 --> 01:13:43,820 - Incoming call from Tony Stark. - No, no, no. 1240 01:13:43,980 --> 01:13:46,150 - Don't answer. - Mr. Parker. Got a sec? 1241 01:13:46,310 --> 01:13:48,740 - Uh, I'm actually at school. - No, you're not. 1242 01:13:48,900 --> 01:13:50,780 - Nice work in D. C. - Okay. 1243 01:13:50,940 --> 01:13:53,660 My dad never really gave me a lot of support... 1244 01:13:53,820 --> 01:13:55,990 and I'm trying to break the cycle of shame. 1245 01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:57,470 Uh, I'm in the middle of something. 1246 01:13:57,490 --> 01:13:59,010 Don't cut me off when I'm complimenting you. 1247 01:13:59,030 --> 01:14:00,660 Anyway, great things are about to... 1248 01:14:02,370 --> 01:14:04,790 - What is that? - Uh, I'm at band practice. 1249 01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:09,630 That's odd. Happy told me you quit band six weeks ago. What's up? 1250 01:14:09,790 --> 01:14:12,010 - I gotta go. Uh, end call. - Hey. 1251 01:14:12,170 --> 01:14:13,300 I'll take those! 1252 01:14:14,170 --> 01:14:15,350 Yoink. 1253 01:14:16,930 --> 01:14:20,270 Hey, guys. The illegal-weapons-deal ferry was at 10:30. You missed it. 1254 01:14:29,270 --> 01:14:30,900 Spider guy's here. 1255 01:14:33,570 --> 01:14:36,070 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast. 1256 01:14:36,900 --> 01:14:40,200 Are you guys okay? My bad. That was a little hard. 1257 01:14:40,740 --> 01:14:43,920 I got to say, the other guy was way better with that thing. 1258 01:14:44,370 --> 01:14:45,590 I'm honestly... 1259 01:14:45,750 --> 01:14:47,710 I'm... I'm shocked. 1260 01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:01,730 - Freeze! FBI. - Don't move. 1261 01:15:01,890 --> 01:15:03,690 - Get on the ground. - FBI. 1262 01:15:03,850 --> 01:15:04,900 What do you mean, FBI? 1263 01:15:05,060 --> 01:15:08,480 - Federal Bureau of Investigation. - I know, but what are they doing here? 1264 01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:18,540 Get out of the way. Get out of the way! 1265 01:15:18,740 --> 01:15:20,830 Whoa, whoa, whoa! No. 1266 01:15:22,740 --> 01:15:25,540 Look out, look out, look out. Move, move, move! 1267 01:15:31,170 --> 01:15:32,570 - Move. - Get to the top deck. 1268 01:15:32,710 --> 01:15:34,260 We're getting out of here. 1269 01:16:13,330 --> 01:16:15,430 Activate Taser web! 1270 01:16:26,850 --> 01:16:29,900 You're messing with things you don't understand. 1271 01:17:09,270 --> 01:17:11,060 Oh, my God. What do I do? Karen... 1272 01:17:11,230 --> 01:17:14,480 give me an x-ray of the boat and target all the strongest points. 1273 01:17:17,310 --> 01:17:19,360 Web grenade. Web grenade. 1274 01:17:21,190 --> 01:17:23,410 Splitter web, go. 1275 01:17:51,470 --> 01:17:54,600 Great job, Peter. You are 98 percent successful. 1276 01:17:54,770 --> 01:17:58,020 - Ninety-eight? - Yeah, Spider-Man! 1277 01:17:59,190 --> 01:18:01,780 No, no, no. 1278 01:18:19,420 --> 01:18:21,340 No! 1279 01:18:36,390 --> 01:18:38,020 What the hell? 1280 01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:43,320 What the hell? 1281 01:18:45,110 --> 01:18:46,830 Hi, Spider-Man. 1282 01:18:46,990 --> 01:18:49,370 Band practice, was it? 1283 01:19:11,010 --> 01:19:13,230 Yeah, Iron Man! 1284 01:19:20,810 --> 01:19:22,410 Uh, Mr. Stark. 1285 01:19:23,940 --> 01:19:27,410 Hey, Mr. Stark, could I do anything? What do you want me to do? 1286 01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:30,450 I think you've done enough. 1287 01:19:44,590 --> 01:19:47,840 So that's it. You're just gonna run? 1288 01:19:50,220 --> 01:19:52,690 Feds were waiting for us. 1289 01:19:52,850 --> 01:19:55,520 Now we're on Iron Man's radar? 1290 01:19:56,140 --> 01:19:57,940 Yeah, I'm running. 1291 01:19:58,730 --> 01:19:59,900 You should too. 1292 01:20:00,440 --> 01:20:02,280 You know I can't do that. 1293 01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:03,660 So now what? 1294 01:20:04,060 --> 01:20:08,790 Mason, can you get that high-altitude seal thing up and running in time? 1295 01:20:09,570 --> 01:20:10,950 Seriously? 1296 01:20:11,110 --> 01:20:13,290 Yes. You will not regret this. 1297 01:20:16,740 --> 01:20:18,250 You in? 1298 01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:30,980 Previously on Peter Screws the Pooch... 1299 01:20:31,130 --> 01:20:32,850 I tell you to stay away from this. 1300 01:20:33,010 --> 01:20:35,640 Instead, you hacked a multimillion-dollar suit... 1301 01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:38,060 so you could sneak around behind my back... 1302 01:20:38,220 --> 01:20:42,230 - doing the one thing I told you not to do. - Is everyone okay? 1303 01:20:43,100 --> 01:20:45,610 No thanks to you. 1304 01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:48,400 No thanks to me? 1305 01:20:49,940 --> 01:20:52,570 Those weapons were out there, and I tried to tell you about it... 1306 01:20:52,740 --> 01:20:54,120 but you didn't listen. 1307 01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:57,710 None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me. 1308 01:20:57,870 --> 01:20:59,920 If you even cared, you'd actually be here. 1309 01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:07,550 I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh? 1310 01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:10,300 Do you know I was the only one who believed in you? 1311 01:21:10,460 --> 01:21:14,260 Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a 14-year-old kid. 1312 01:21:14,430 --> 01:21:16,720 - I'm 15. - No, this is where you zip it, all right? 1313 01:21:16,890 --> 01:21:19,480 The adult is talking. What if somebody had died tonight? 1314 01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:22,740 Different story, right? Because that's on you. 1315 01:21:22,890 --> 01:21:24,240 And if you died... 1316 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:26,610 I feel like that's on me. 1317 01:21:26,940 --> 01:21:28,860 - I don't need that on my conscience. - Yes, sir. 1318 01:21:28,980 --> 01:21:31,610 - I'm sorry. I understand. - Sorry doesn't cut it. 1319 01:21:32,240 --> 01:21:34,160 I just wanted to be like you. 1320 01:21:34,320 --> 01:21:35,870 And I wanted you to be better. 1321 01:21:37,620 --> 01:21:39,990 It's not working out. I'm gonna need the suit back. 1322 01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:42,380 - For how long? - Forever. 1323 01:21:42,540 --> 01:21:44,590 - Yeah, that's how it works. - No, no. Please. 1324 01:21:44,750 --> 01:21:46,670 - Let's have it. - Please, this is all I have. 1325 01:21:46,830 --> 01:21:48,210 I'm nothing without this suit. 1326 01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:51,480 If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it. 1327 01:21:51,550 --> 01:21:52,720 Okay? 1328 01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:55,100 God, I sound like my dad. 1329 01:21:57,140 --> 01:21:59,010 I don't have any other clothes. 1330 01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:01,680 Okay, we'll sort that out. 1331 01:22:11,860 --> 01:22:13,240 Hey. 1332 01:22:18,030 --> 01:22:21,380 I've been calling you all day. You didn't answer your phone. 1333 01:22:21,540 --> 01:22:23,000 You can't do that. 1334 01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:25,790 Then this ferry thing happens. 1335 01:22:25,960 --> 01:22:28,630 I've called five police stations. 1336 01:22:28,790 --> 01:22:30,010 Five. 1337 01:22:30,170 --> 01:22:32,110 I called five of your friends. I called Ned's mother. 1338 01:22:32,130 --> 01:22:35,760 I'm fine. May, I'm okay. Honestly, just relax. I'm fine. 1339 01:22:36,680 --> 01:22:37,720 Cut the bullshit. 1340 01:22:37,890 --> 01:22:39,560 I know you left detention. 1341 01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:42,220 I know you left the hotel room in Washington. 1342 01:22:42,390 --> 01:22:44,310 I know you sneak out of this house every night. 1343 01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:45,770 That's not fine. 1344 01:22:45,930 --> 01:22:49,560 Peter, you have to tell me what's going on. Just lay it out. 1345 01:22:49,730 --> 01:22:50,780 It's just me and you. 1346 01:22:52,650 --> 01:22:54,280 I lost the Stark internship. 1347 01:22:54,860 --> 01:22:56,450 - What? - Yeah. 1348 01:22:56,900 --> 01:22:58,030 What happened? 1349 01:22:58,570 --> 01:23:02,670 I just thought that I could work really hard and he could... He would... You know. 1350 01:23:03,990 --> 01:23:05,960 But I screwed it up. 1351 01:23:06,120 --> 01:23:07,920 It's okay, it's okay. 1352 01:23:09,630 --> 01:23:11,250 It's okay. 1353 01:23:12,130 --> 01:23:14,550 I'm sorry I made you worry. 1354 01:23:14,710 --> 01:23:16,560 I'm not trying to ruin your life. 1355 01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:18,010 Yeah, I know. 1356 01:23:18,180 --> 01:23:19,470 Just... 1357 01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:22,010 - I used to sneak out too. - Yeah. 1358 01:23:25,020 --> 01:23:27,190 And take a shower. You smell. 1359 01:23:27,850 --> 01:23:30,230 You smell like garbage. 1360 01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:32,020 I know. 1361 01:23:35,070 --> 01:23:37,410 Peter, you're a good kid and you're a smart kid... 1362 01:23:37,570 --> 01:23:40,200 so just try to keep your head straight, okay? 1363 01:23:40,820 --> 01:23:42,290 Okay. 1364 01:23:42,450 --> 01:23:44,290 All right, get out of here. 1365 01:23:52,170 --> 01:23:53,290 Are you expelled? 1366 01:23:53,460 --> 01:23:56,460 Do you have to go to that high school where the principal has a crossbow? 1367 01:23:56,630 --> 01:23:59,980 Pretty sure that's an urban myth, and, no, I'm not expelled. 1368 01:24:00,510 --> 01:24:02,810 You're so lucky. 1369 01:24:50,930 --> 01:24:52,310 Hey. 1370 01:24:52,480 --> 01:24:55,610 - Hey. - I thought you had calculus fifth period. 1371 01:24:55,770 --> 01:24:58,150 Yeah, I was just doing some homecoming stuff. 1372 01:24:58,320 --> 01:25:00,040 Hey, look, I, uh... 1373 01:25:00,900 --> 01:25:03,620 I just wanted to apologize about the whole decathlon thing. 1374 01:25:03,780 --> 01:25:04,870 It's fine. 1375 01:25:05,030 --> 01:25:09,080 Last week, decathlon was the most important thing, but then I almost died. 1376 01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:11,170 No, I'm... 1377 01:25:11,330 --> 01:25:13,330 I just mean that... 1378 01:25:13,830 --> 01:25:16,380 it was not cool, especially... 1379 01:25:18,130 --> 01:25:19,880 because... 1380 01:25:21,130 --> 01:25:23,730 I like you. 1381 01:25:24,220 --> 01:25:25,720 I know. 1382 01:25:28,350 --> 01:25:29,390 You do? 1383 01:25:30,060 --> 01:25:32,190 You're terrible at keeping secrets. 1384 01:25:32,350 --> 01:25:34,020 Yeah, you'd be surprised. 1385 01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:39,700 I got to get to class, but, um... 1386 01:25:40,110 --> 01:25:43,330 I'd say we should hang out, but I'm gonna be in detention for... 1387 01:25:43,530 --> 01:25:47,450 - Uh-huh. - ever, but, um... 1388 01:25:47,620 --> 01:25:49,960 I guess you already have a date to homecoming. 1389 01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:54,840 Actually, I was so busy planning it, I never really got around to that part, so... 1390 01:25:56,040 --> 01:25:57,760 Uh, do you want to... 1391 01:25:57,920 --> 01:25:58,970 go with me? 1392 01:25:59,920 --> 01:26:01,760 Yeah. Sure. 1393 01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:04,550 Really? I mean, uh, great. Cool. 1394 01:26:04,930 --> 01:26:06,350 Cool. 1395 01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:09,440 I'm actually going that way. 1396 01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:11,270 Um... 1397 01:26:21,270 --> 01:26:22,490 May, I need your help. 1398 01:26:38,920 --> 01:26:40,760 Through or around? 1399 01:26:45,760 --> 01:26:47,010 - Right? - Heh-heh. 1400 01:26:57,350 --> 01:26:59,610 It's game day. So, what's the plan? 1401 01:26:59,770 --> 01:27:01,320 - Open the door for her. - Mm-hm. 1402 01:27:01,480 --> 01:27:04,000 Tell her she looks nice, but not too much because that's creepy. 1403 01:27:04,070 --> 01:27:05,160 - Don't be creepy. - No. 1404 01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:07,990 When I dance with her, I'm putting my hands on her hips. 1405 01:27:08,160 --> 01:27:09,910 I got this. 1406 01:27:12,330 --> 01:27:13,370 - Love you. - Bye. 1407 01:27:28,260 --> 01:27:29,890 You must be Peter. 1408 01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:31,850 Yeah. 1409 01:27:32,010 --> 01:27:33,560 I'm Liz's dad. 1410 01:27:33,720 --> 01:27:35,220 Put her there. 1411 01:27:35,810 --> 01:27:37,350 Hell of a grip. 1412 01:27:37,520 --> 01:27:39,820 Come on in here. Come on. 1413 01:28:03,340 --> 01:28:04,590 Hi, Peter. 1414 01:28:05,250 --> 01:28:06,850 You look very handsome. 1415 01:28:07,010 --> 01:28:08,510 Thank you. 1416 01:28:08,670 --> 01:28:10,800 You got his name right? 1417 01:28:10,970 --> 01:28:12,340 - Freddie? - Peter. 1418 01:28:12,510 --> 01:28:13,730 - Peter. Peter. - Heh. 1419 01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:15,850 I'm gonna go get Liz. 1420 01:28:16,260 --> 01:28:17,810 Okay. 1421 01:28:23,770 --> 01:28:24,990 You all right, Pete? 1422 01:28:25,150 --> 01:28:26,270 Yeah. 1423 01:28:26,650 --> 01:28:29,030 Because you look pale. 1424 01:28:30,860 --> 01:28:32,330 You want something to drink? 1425 01:28:32,490 --> 01:28:34,740 A bourbon or a Scotch, or something like that? 1426 01:28:34,910 --> 01:28:36,210 I'm not old enough to drink. 1427 01:28:36,740 --> 01:28:38,170 That's the right answer. 1428 01:28:40,290 --> 01:28:41,290 Wow. 1429 01:28:41,790 --> 01:28:45,390 - Wow, wow, wow. Do you look beautiful. - Please don't embarrass me, Dad. 1430 01:28:45,540 --> 01:28:46,970 Doesn't she, Pete? 1431 01:28:47,130 --> 01:28:49,510 Yeah, you look really good. 1432 01:28:49,670 --> 01:28:51,890 Once again, that's the right answer. 1433 01:28:52,050 --> 01:28:54,100 Is that a corsage? 1434 01:28:55,850 --> 01:28:57,350 Thanks. 1435 01:28:57,510 --> 01:29:00,730 Well, hey, I'm your chauffeur, so, uh, let's get this show on the road. 1436 01:29:00,890 --> 01:29:04,070 No, no, no, we have to take some pictures, babe. All right. 1437 01:29:04,230 --> 01:29:06,480 - Oh, right here. Perfect. - Mom. 1438 01:29:06,650 --> 01:29:08,120 Okay. Come on, you guys. 1439 01:29:08,860 --> 01:29:10,950 Peter, closer. 1440 01:29:12,200 --> 01:29:13,570 Smile. 1441 01:29:14,530 --> 01:29:16,330 There you go. 1442 01:29:16,910 --> 01:29:18,030 Oh... 1443 01:29:22,120 --> 01:29:25,300 - Sir, you don't have to drive us. - No, no, it's not a big deal. 1444 01:29:25,460 --> 01:29:27,680 I'm going out of town. It's right on my way. 1445 01:29:27,840 --> 01:29:29,760 - He's always going. Have fun. - Last time. 1446 01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:31,300 - Thank you. - Promise. 1447 01:29:31,460 --> 01:29:32,890 - He's cute. - Shh. 1448 01:29:34,970 --> 01:29:37,560 - See you in a couple of days. All right. - Bye, baby. 1449 01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:39,310 Come on, Pedro. 1450 01:29:39,470 --> 01:29:41,400 - Bye, Peter. Have fun. - Yeah, I will. 1451 01:29:51,740 --> 01:29:54,360 - What are you gonna do, Pete? - What? 1452 01:29:54,820 --> 01:29:56,660 When you graduate, what do you think you'll do? 1453 01:29:56,740 --> 01:29:59,330 - Oh, um, I don't know. - Don't grill him, Dad. 1454 01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:02,080 Just saying, you know. 1455 01:30:02,250 --> 01:30:04,000 All you guys who go to that school... 1456 01:30:04,160 --> 01:30:06,590 you pretty much have your life planned out, right? 1457 01:30:07,130 --> 01:30:09,300 Yeah, no, I'm just a sophomore. 1458 01:30:09,460 --> 01:30:12,890 Peter has an internship with Tony Stark. I think he doesn't have to worry. 1459 01:30:13,590 --> 01:30:15,340 - Really? Stark? - Mm-hm. 1460 01:30:15,510 --> 01:30:17,230 So cool. 1461 01:30:18,260 --> 01:30:19,430 What do you do? 1462 01:30:20,350 --> 01:30:22,820 Yeah, actually, I don't intern for him anymore. 1463 01:30:22,970 --> 01:30:25,980 - Seriously? - Yeah, it got, um... 1464 01:30:26,140 --> 01:30:27,190 boring. 1465 01:30:27,350 --> 01:30:30,320 It was boring? You got to hang out with Spider-Man. 1466 01:30:30,480 --> 01:30:32,410 Really? Spider-Man? 1467 01:30:33,030 --> 01:30:35,450 Wow. What's he like? 1468 01:30:36,530 --> 01:30:38,080 Yeah, he's nice. 1469 01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:40,080 Nice man. 1470 01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:42,080 Solid dude. 1471 01:30:42,700 --> 01:30:43,920 Hmm. 1472 01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:47,090 Look. So cute. 1473 01:30:47,290 --> 01:30:48,880 Aww... 1474 01:30:52,460 --> 01:30:54,680 I've seen you around, right? I mean... 1475 01:30:55,420 --> 01:30:56,550 somewhere. We've, uh... 1476 01:30:56,720 --> 01:30:58,560 Have we ever...? Because even the voice... 1477 01:30:58,930 --> 01:31:01,060 Um, he does Academic Decathlon with me. 1478 01:31:01,260 --> 01:31:03,640 - Oh. - And he was at my party. 1479 01:31:03,810 --> 01:31:06,190 It was a great party, really great, yeah. 1480 01:31:06,350 --> 01:31:10,570 - Beautiful house, a lot of windows. Heh. - You were there for, like, two seconds. 1481 01:31:11,230 --> 01:31:14,490 That was... I was there longer than two seconds. 1482 01:31:14,650 --> 01:31:18,160 - You disappeared. - No. No, I did not disappear. 1483 01:31:18,320 --> 01:31:22,500 Yes, you did. You disappeared like you always do, like you did in D.C. too. 1484 01:31:29,040 --> 01:31:33,420 Whew. That's terrible what happened down there in D.C., though. 1485 01:31:33,590 --> 01:31:35,210 Were you scared? 1486 01:31:36,050 --> 01:31:38,550 I'll bet you were glad when your old pal Spider-Man... 1487 01:31:38,720 --> 01:31:40,810 showed up in the elevator, though, huh? 1488 01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:45,310 Yeah, well, I actually didn't go up. 1489 01:31:45,470 --> 01:31:47,230 I saw it all from the ground. 1490 01:31:48,230 --> 01:31:49,570 Yeah. 1491 01:31:49,890 --> 01:31:52,240 Very lucky that he was there that day. 1492 01:31:55,280 --> 01:31:57,950 Good old Spider-Man. 1493 01:32:01,530 --> 01:32:03,450 Dad, the light. 1494 01:32:18,840 --> 01:32:21,060 Here we are. End of the line. 1495 01:32:21,220 --> 01:32:22,640 Thanks, Dad. 1496 01:32:23,090 --> 01:32:24,640 You head in there, gumdrop. 1497 01:32:24,800 --> 01:32:27,560 I'm gonna give Peter the, uh, "dad" talk. 1498 01:32:29,430 --> 01:32:31,400 Don't let him intimidate you. 1499 01:32:31,560 --> 01:32:32,780 Love you. 1500 01:32:32,940 --> 01:32:35,410 - Love you, gumdrop. - Have a safe flight. 1501 01:32:35,570 --> 01:32:36,780 Hi. 1502 01:32:37,820 --> 01:32:40,120 You guys look so pretty. 1503 01:32:44,950 --> 01:32:46,000 Does she know? 1504 01:32:47,040 --> 01:32:48,330 Know what? 1505 01:32:48,500 --> 01:32:50,250 So she doesn't. Good. 1506 01:32:50,410 --> 01:32:52,090 Close to the vest. 1507 01:32:52,250 --> 01:32:53,420 I admire that. 1508 01:32:53,580 --> 01:32:55,710 I've got a few secrets of my own. 1509 01:32:56,340 --> 01:33:00,180 Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date... 1510 01:33:02,340 --> 01:33:03,760 Peter... 1511 01:33:03,930 --> 01:33:06,150 nothing is more important than family. 1512 01:33:06,300 --> 01:33:08,100 You saved my daughter's life. 1513 01:33:08,260 --> 01:33:10,110 I could never forget something like that. 1514 01:33:10,270 --> 01:33:12,020 So I'm gonna give you one chance. 1515 01:33:12,190 --> 01:33:13,310 Are you ready? 1516 01:33:14,020 --> 01:33:17,020 You walk through those doors, you forget any of this happened... 1517 01:33:17,440 --> 01:33:20,820 and don't you ever, ever... 1518 01:33:20,990 --> 01:33:23,580 interfere with my business again. 1519 01:33:23,740 --> 01:33:25,660 Because if you do... 1520 01:33:25,820 --> 01:33:28,080 I'll kill you... 1521 01:33:28,240 --> 01:33:29,840 and everybody you love. 1522 01:33:31,080 --> 01:33:32,920 I'll kill you dead. 1523 01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:35,880 That's what I'll do to protect my family. Do you understand? 1524 01:33:37,790 --> 01:33:39,220 Hey. 1525 01:33:40,550 --> 01:33:43,970 I just saved your life. Now, what do you say? 1526 01:33:46,180 --> 01:33:47,520 Thank you. 1527 01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:49,430 You're welcome. 1528 01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:55,150 Now, you go on in there and you show my daughter a good time, okay? 1529 01:33:55,900 --> 01:33:57,770 Just not too good. 1530 01:34:51,450 --> 01:34:52,500 Hey. 1531 01:34:54,950 --> 01:34:56,380 What did he say to you? 1532 01:35:00,630 --> 01:35:02,050 Gotta go. 1533 01:35:03,960 --> 01:35:05,590 I'm sorry. 1534 01:35:05,970 --> 01:35:07,890 You don't deserve this. 1535 01:35:29,320 --> 01:35:30,670 He gave you a choice. 1536 01:35:30,820 --> 01:35:32,920 - You chose wrong. - What the hell? 1537 01:35:33,080 --> 01:35:34,750 What's with the crappy costume? 1538 01:35:37,160 --> 01:35:38,380 My web-shooters. 1539 01:35:47,300 --> 01:35:51,900 I wasn't sure about this thing at first, but damn. 1540 01:35:56,270 --> 01:35:58,440 Ugh. Gross. 1541 01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:12,870 - Why did he send you here? - Guess you'll never know. 1542 01:36:17,950 --> 01:36:19,210 Nice shot! 1543 01:36:24,540 --> 01:36:25,670 Yes! 1544 01:36:25,840 --> 01:36:27,680 Ned, the guy with the wings is Liz's dad. 1545 01:36:27,840 --> 01:36:29,720 - What? - I gotta tell Mr. Stark. 1546 01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:32,730 Call Happy Hogan. He's Mr. Stark's head of security. 1547 01:36:32,890 --> 01:36:34,250 Get a computer and track my phone. 1548 01:36:34,510 --> 01:36:36,410 - Will you be okay? - Hurry, we gotta catch him... 1549 01:36:36,430 --> 01:36:38,730 before he leaves town. 1550 01:36:38,890 --> 01:36:41,110 I'm sorry about dinner... 1551 01:36:41,520 --> 01:36:44,820 but I know when branzino's fresh, and that was not fresh, okay? So... 1552 01:36:46,270 --> 01:36:48,000 Flash, I need your car and phone. 1553 01:36:48,030 --> 01:36:50,780 Uh, sir, technically, this is my dad's car, sir. So I can't... 1554 01:36:59,370 --> 01:37:01,430 Hello, Ned? Hey, hey, can you hear me? 1555 01:37:01,460 --> 01:37:03,460 - Go for Ned. - Ned, I need you... 1556 01:37:03,670 --> 01:37:05,960 - to track my phone. - Yeah, but where is it? 1557 01:37:10,920 --> 01:37:13,440 Genius move. Okay, he just passed the GameStop on Jackson Avenue. 1558 01:37:13,470 --> 01:37:16,690 Hey, where are the headlights on this thing? I'm in Flash's car. 1559 01:37:16,850 --> 01:37:19,190 - I'll pull the specs. - Okay, you're on speakerphone. 1560 01:37:19,350 --> 01:37:22,320 - You stole Flash's car. Awesome. - Yeah, it's awesome. It's... 1561 01:37:23,810 --> 01:37:25,860 Get out of the way, get out of the way! Move! 1562 01:37:26,020 --> 01:37:27,780 - Are you okay? - I've never driven before... 1563 01:37:27,820 --> 01:37:31,490 only with May in parking lots. This is a huge step up. 1564 01:37:33,490 --> 01:37:35,050 Hey, have you gotten through to Happy yet? 1565 01:37:35,070 --> 01:37:38,420 Yeah. I'm working on it. I just gotta backdoor the phone system. 1566 01:37:41,830 --> 01:37:43,550 Guy in the chair. 1567 01:37:48,630 --> 01:37:50,190 Takeoff in nine minutes. 1568 01:37:50,210 --> 01:37:52,390 - Hello? Hello? Who is this? - Uh... 1569 01:37:52,550 --> 01:37:53,670 - Mr. Happy, it's Ned. - Who? 1570 01:37:53,760 --> 01:37:56,200 I'm an associate of Peter Parker. Got something very important to tell you... 1571 01:37:56,220 --> 01:37:57,770 You gotta be shitting me. 1572 01:37:58,470 --> 01:37:59,520 Damn. 1573 01:37:59,680 --> 01:38:02,060 Hey, Ned, how we coming on with those headlights? 1574 01:38:03,640 --> 01:38:06,490 Round knob to the left of the steering wheel, turn clockwise. 1575 01:38:06,650 --> 01:38:07,940 Left, okay. 1576 01:38:08,110 --> 01:38:09,900 Okay, perfect. So where's my phone now? 1577 01:38:10,110 --> 01:38:11,280 Um... 1578 01:38:11,480 --> 01:38:13,210 He stopped in an old industrial park in Brooklyn. 1579 01:38:13,240 --> 01:38:16,040 What? That makes no sense. He said he was going out of town. 1580 01:38:16,200 --> 01:38:19,620 Weird. Oh, I reached Mr. Happy. Don't think he likes you, by the way. 1581 01:38:19,780 --> 01:38:21,460 It sounded like he was catching a flight. 1582 01:38:21,620 --> 01:38:22,890 He said something about taking off in nine minutes. 1583 01:38:22,910 --> 01:38:24,910 - What? - He was surrounded by boxes. 1584 01:38:25,080 --> 01:38:26,630 Boxes? It's moving day. 1585 01:38:26,790 --> 01:38:28,760 It's moving day. He's gonna rob that plane. 1586 01:38:28,920 --> 01:38:30,800 I gotta stop him! 1587 01:38:33,970 --> 01:38:35,760 All right, wheels up in eight minutes. 1588 01:38:35,930 --> 01:38:38,520 We just got to load Tony's old Hulkbuster armor... 1589 01:38:38,680 --> 01:38:42,100 prototype for Cap's new shield, and the Meging... 1590 01:38:42,270 --> 01:38:43,810 The Meg... The... 1591 01:38:43,980 --> 01:38:45,150 Thor's magic belt. 1592 01:38:46,480 --> 01:38:49,150 Okay, slow down. You're getting close. It's on your right. 1593 01:38:49,310 --> 01:38:50,570 - What? - Turn right. 1594 01:39:00,410 --> 01:39:02,710 - Peter. Are you okay? - Yeah. 1595 01:39:02,870 --> 01:39:05,290 Just keep trying to get through to Happy. 1596 01:39:05,750 --> 01:39:07,920 It's been an honor, Spider-Man. 1597 01:39:08,580 --> 01:39:10,800 What are you doing here? There's a dance. 1598 01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:12,600 Uh... 1599 01:39:14,590 --> 01:39:15,640 I'm... 1600 01:39:15,800 --> 01:39:17,100 looking... 1601 01:39:17,260 --> 01:39:19,430 at porn. 1602 01:39:57,720 --> 01:39:58,760 Hey! 1603 01:40:00,300 --> 01:40:01,680 Surprised? 1604 01:40:01,840 --> 01:40:03,720 Oh, hey, Pete. 1605 01:40:04,430 --> 01:40:05,730 I didn't hear you come in. 1606 01:40:05,890 --> 01:40:07,980 It's over. I've got you. 1607 01:40:08,140 --> 01:40:10,140 You know, I gotta tell you, Pete... 1608 01:40:10,730 --> 01:40:13,650 I really, really admire your grit. 1609 01:40:15,230 --> 01:40:16,410 I see why Liz likes you. 1610 01:40:18,610 --> 01:40:20,530 I do. When you first came to the house... 1611 01:40:20,700 --> 01:40:23,830 I wasn't sure. I thought, "Really?" But I get it now. 1612 01:40:24,660 --> 01:40:26,410 How could you do this to her? 1613 01:40:26,580 --> 01:40:28,580 To her? I'm not doing anything to her, Pete. 1614 01:40:28,750 --> 01:40:31,090 I'm doing this for her. 1615 01:40:31,290 --> 01:40:32,630 Hm. Yeah. 1616 01:40:36,670 --> 01:40:38,140 Peter... 1617 01:40:39,010 --> 01:40:40,050 you're young. 1618 01:40:40,220 --> 01:40:42,470 You don't understand how the world works. 1619 01:40:42,640 --> 01:40:45,390 But I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong. 1620 01:40:45,560 --> 01:40:48,310 How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower? 1621 01:40:48,470 --> 01:40:49,940 Or any of his little toys? 1622 01:40:50,100 --> 01:40:51,850 Those people, Pete, those people up there... 1623 01:40:52,020 --> 01:40:54,320 the rich and the powerful, they do whatever they want. 1624 01:40:54,480 --> 01:40:56,230 Guys like us... 1625 01:40:56,400 --> 01:40:58,280 like you and me... 1626 01:40:58,440 --> 01:40:59,910 they don't care about us. 1627 01:41:00,070 --> 01:41:02,540 We build their roads, and we fight all their wars... 1628 01:41:02,700 --> 01:41:05,000 and everything, but they don't care about us. 1629 01:41:05,160 --> 01:41:09,330 We have to pick up after them. We have to eat their table scraps. 1630 01:41:10,580 --> 01:41:12,580 That's how it is. 1631 01:41:12,960 --> 01:41:15,050 I know you know what I'm talking about, Peter. 1632 01:41:15,210 --> 01:41:16,960 Why are you telling me this? 1633 01:41:17,130 --> 01:41:19,600 Because I want you to understand. 1634 01:41:19,760 --> 01:41:21,180 And... 1635 01:41:21,340 --> 01:41:24,340 I needed a little time to get her airborne. 1636 01:41:37,320 --> 01:41:38,360 I'm sorry, Peter. 1637 01:41:41,690 --> 01:41:45,490 What are you talking about? That thing hasn't even touched me yet. 1638 01:41:45,950 --> 01:41:48,200 True. Then again... 1639 01:41:48,370 --> 01:41:50,090 wasn't really trying to. 1640 01:41:55,830 --> 01:41:57,470 Chief, they're powering up engines. 1641 01:41:57,630 --> 01:42:00,470 - Okay. Yeah, yeah. - Come on, come on, come on. 1642 01:42:51,930 --> 01:42:53,730 Okay, ready? 1643 01:43:02,650 --> 01:43:04,620 Hello? 1644 01:43:06,990 --> 01:43:08,460 Hello! 1645 01:43:08,610 --> 01:43:10,210 Please, hey. 1646 01:43:10,620 --> 01:43:12,910 Hey, please. I'm down here. 1647 01:43:13,080 --> 01:43:15,050 I'm down here. I'm stuck. 1648 01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:18,000 I'm stuck. I can't move. I can't... 1649 01:43:34,770 --> 01:43:38,860 If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it. 1650 01:43:44,610 --> 01:43:46,580 Come on, Peter. 1651 01:43:46,740 --> 01:43:48,280 Come on, Spider-Man. 1652 01:43:48,450 --> 01:43:50,410 Come on, Spider-Man. 1653 01:43:50,570 --> 01:43:52,790 Come on, Spider-Man. 1654 01:43:54,660 --> 01:43:57,040 Come on, Spider-Man! 1655 01:44:48,210 --> 01:44:50,050 Launch for intercept. Green light. Green light. 1656 01:44:50,090 --> 01:44:51,760 Oh, yeah. 1657 01:45:06,650 --> 01:45:08,950 Retroreflective panels engaged. 1658 01:45:20,960 --> 01:45:23,880 Got a visual on the plane, but I'm feeling a little resistance. 1659 01:45:24,040 --> 01:45:26,720 It's probably just drag on the new turbines. 1660 01:45:39,430 --> 01:45:42,610 Look out for the cloaking cameras. Stay in the blind spots. 1661 01:45:52,110 --> 01:45:53,860 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1662 01:45:54,200 --> 01:45:56,620 Deploying high-altitude vacuum seal. 1663 01:45:56,780 --> 01:45:58,030 This better work, Mason. 1664 01:46:03,870 --> 01:46:06,920 Trust me, boss, even one of those boxes and we are set for life. 1665 01:46:07,080 --> 01:46:08,380 Yeah. 1666 01:46:20,810 --> 01:46:22,410 You have 30 seconds to get to the cockpit... 1667 01:46:22,430 --> 01:46:24,230 and override their security. 1668 01:46:35,780 --> 01:46:37,330 Cloning transponder signal. 1669 01:46:37,490 --> 01:46:39,160 Launching decoy drone. 1670 01:46:40,620 --> 01:46:42,210 Whoa. 1671 01:46:43,290 --> 01:46:45,420 Entering new coordinates. 1672 01:46:51,420 --> 01:46:52,660 Good, so it's on its way. 1673 01:46:52,760 --> 01:46:55,600 - Yes, sir, right on course. - Okay, thank you. 1674 01:46:56,430 --> 01:46:57,850 All right. 1675 01:47:10,360 --> 01:47:11,980 Hot dog. 1676 01:48:01,620 --> 01:48:03,460 Just a typical homecoming... 1677 01:48:03,620 --> 01:48:06,340 on the outside of an invisible jet... 1678 01:48:07,040 --> 01:48:08,760 fighting my girlfriend's dad. Oh! 1679 01:48:18,300 --> 01:48:19,390 Oh, God! 1680 01:48:26,970 --> 01:48:29,070 I can't believe that worked. Whoa! 1681 01:49:05,550 --> 01:49:07,810 Chief, they're losing altitude. Get out of there. 1682 01:49:07,970 --> 01:49:09,250 I'm not going home empty-handed. 1683 01:49:19,400 --> 01:49:21,200 Oh, my God. 1684 01:49:35,710 --> 01:49:38,550 - Get out. What are you doing? - Please turn, please turn! 1685 01:51:13,520 --> 01:51:15,230 Hey, Pedro. 1686 01:52:02,650 --> 01:52:03,700 Bingo. 1687 01:52:19,870 --> 01:52:21,670 Your wingsuit. 1688 01:52:21,830 --> 01:52:23,930 Your wingsuit's going to explode! 1689 01:52:31,300 --> 01:52:32,770 Time to go home, Pete. 1690 01:52:32,930 --> 01:52:34,400 I'm trying to save you! 1691 01:52:49,610 --> 01:52:50,990 No. 1692 01:52:51,660 --> 01:52:53,200 No. 1693 01:54:32,760 --> 01:54:34,680 It looked so insane. That whole... 1694 01:54:34,840 --> 01:54:36,180 Like, it was just crazy. 1695 01:54:36,340 --> 01:54:37,520 He... He was just, like: 1696 01:54:38,890 --> 01:54:40,890 - And you were like, "Aah!" - Shh. 1697 01:54:41,060 --> 01:54:42,930 And then I just hit him with the: whoosh. 1698 01:54:43,100 --> 01:54:44,980 It was so... Oh, my God. 1699 01:54:45,140 --> 01:54:47,150 I mean, you saved me. 1700 01:54:47,480 --> 01:54:49,110 It was awesome. 1701 01:54:55,070 --> 01:54:56,820 Hey, Liz. 1702 01:54:58,320 --> 01:54:59,500 I'm gonna miss you. 1703 01:54:59,990 --> 01:55:01,580 Bye. 1704 01:55:02,200 --> 01:55:03,670 Liz. 1705 01:55:10,500 --> 01:55:11,720 Liz, look, I'm so sorry. 1706 01:55:12,750 --> 01:55:15,760 You say that a lot. What are you sorry for this time? 1707 01:55:17,180 --> 01:55:18,220 The dance? 1708 01:55:19,550 --> 01:55:22,310 That, um, was a pretty crappy thing to do. 1709 01:55:22,720 --> 01:55:23,810 Well, yeah, but I... 1710 01:55:23,970 --> 01:55:26,820 I mean, your dad... I can't imagine what you're going through. 1711 01:55:26,980 --> 01:55:29,150 If there's anything I can do to help... 1712 01:55:29,310 --> 01:55:31,820 I guess we're moving to Oregon. 1713 01:55:31,980 --> 01:55:35,240 Mom says it's nice there, so that's cool. 1714 01:55:36,070 --> 01:55:40,250 Anyways, Dad doesn't want us here during the trial. So... 1715 01:55:41,660 --> 01:55:44,330 Liz, I... I... 1716 01:55:44,490 --> 01:55:46,170 Bye, Peter. 1717 01:55:47,040 --> 01:55:50,540 Whatever's going on with you, I hope you figure it out. 1718 01:56:03,050 --> 01:56:06,600 Congratulations, decathlon national champions. 1719 01:56:06,770 --> 01:56:08,810 - Yeah! - Ha-ha. 1720 01:56:08,980 --> 01:56:11,400 I'll have to put this back in the trophy case soon... 1721 01:56:11,560 --> 01:56:14,070 but just for motivation right now at this practice. 1722 01:56:14,230 --> 01:56:15,910 I'm ahead of the game, but we will need... 1723 01:56:16,070 --> 01:56:17,610 a new team captain next year. 1724 01:56:17,780 --> 01:56:20,450 So I am appointing Michelle. 1725 01:56:21,450 --> 01:56:23,120 Yeah! 1726 01:56:25,330 --> 01:56:26,540 Uh, thank you. 1727 01:56:26,700 --> 01:56:28,170 My... My friends call me MJ. 1728 01:56:28,790 --> 01:56:30,840 I thought you didn't have any friends. 1729 01:56:31,000 --> 01:56:32,920 I didn't. 1730 01:56:37,800 --> 01:56:39,800 - I, uh, gotta go. - Hey, where you going? 1731 01:56:42,510 --> 01:56:44,640 What are you hiding, Peter? 1732 01:56:46,930 --> 01:56:48,530 I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye. 1733 01:56:48,680 --> 01:56:51,360 - All right, so we should run some drills. - Yeah. 1734 01:56:59,780 --> 01:57:03,120 Hey, Happy. What, uh...? What are you doing here? 1735 01:57:04,070 --> 01:57:05,330 I really owe you one. 1736 01:57:07,410 --> 01:57:09,710 I don't know what I would do without this job. 1737 01:57:09,870 --> 01:57:11,670 I mean, before I met Tony... 1738 01:57:41,490 --> 01:57:43,490 So, uh, how long you been here? 1739 01:57:43,660 --> 01:57:45,830 Long enough to be awkward. Boss wants to see you. 1740 01:57:46,780 --> 01:57:49,660 - Is he here too? - In the toilet? No, he's upstate. 1741 01:57:50,200 --> 01:57:51,850 Upstate... Like, "upstate" upstate? 1742 01:57:51,870 --> 01:57:53,460 Yeah, let's go. 1743 01:57:54,830 --> 01:57:55,960 Take a look. 1744 01:57:56,130 --> 01:57:58,170 It's pretty impressive, huh? 1745 01:57:59,250 --> 01:58:02,010 They just finished remodeling the whole thing. 1746 01:58:28,240 --> 01:58:31,290 - You don't see that every day. - Oh, there they are. 1747 01:58:31,950 --> 01:58:33,580 How was the ride up? 1748 01:58:34,000 --> 01:58:36,630 - Good. - Give me a minute with the kid. 1749 01:58:37,380 --> 01:58:39,220 - Seriously? - Yeah. 1750 01:58:39,630 --> 01:58:41,010 I gotta talk to the kid. 1751 01:58:41,590 --> 01:58:42,680 I'll be close behind. 1752 01:58:42,840 --> 01:58:46,590 How about a loose follow? All right? Boundaries are good. 1753 01:58:51,600 --> 01:58:52,820 Sorry I took your suit. 1754 01:58:52,970 --> 01:58:55,480 You had it coming. Actually, it turns out it was... 1755 01:58:55,640 --> 01:58:57,650 the perfect tough-love moment that you needed. 1756 01:58:57,810 --> 01:59:00,660 To urge you on, right? Wouldn't you think? Don't you think? 1757 01:59:00,820 --> 01:59:02,610 - I guess. - Let's just say it was. 1758 01:59:04,490 --> 01:59:07,710 - Mr. Stark, I really... - You screwed the pooch hard, bigtime. 1759 01:59:08,320 --> 01:59:10,000 But then you did the right thing. 1760 01:59:10,160 --> 01:59:13,330 Took the dog to the free clinic, you raised the hybrid puppies... 1761 01:59:13,500 --> 01:59:15,370 All right, not my best analogy. 1762 01:59:16,580 --> 01:59:18,500 I was wrong about you. 1763 01:59:19,040 --> 01:59:21,300 I think, with a little more mentoring... 1764 01:59:21,460 --> 01:59:23,930 you could be a real asset to the team. 1765 01:59:25,720 --> 01:59:27,560 - To the...? To the team? - Yeah. Anyway... 1766 01:59:27,720 --> 01:59:30,770 there's about 50 reporters behind that door. Real ones, not bloggers. 1767 01:59:31,260 --> 01:59:33,110 When you're ready... 1768 01:59:33,470 --> 01:59:35,190 why don't you try that on? 1769 01:59:35,350 --> 01:59:39,280 And I'll introduce the world to the newest official member of the Avengers: 1770 01:59:39,440 --> 01:59:41,110 Spider-Man. 1771 01:59:43,570 --> 01:59:44,570 I... 1772 01:59:46,820 --> 01:59:49,070 Yeah, give that a look. 1773 01:59:54,580 --> 01:59:56,890 After the press conference, Happy will show you to your room... 1774 01:59:56,910 --> 01:59:58,010 your new quarters. 1775 01:59:58,160 --> 02:00:00,420 Where's he between? He's next to Vision? 1776 02:00:00,580 --> 02:00:02,840 - Yeah, Vision's not big on doors. - It's fun. 1777 02:00:03,000 --> 02:00:04,350 Or walls. 1778 02:00:04,500 --> 02:00:06,380 You'll fit right in. 1779 02:00:12,800 --> 02:00:14,810 Thank you, Mr. Stark. 1780 02:00:15,270 --> 02:00:16,520 But I'm good. 1781 02:00:17,560 --> 02:00:20,060 You're good? Good...? How are you good? 1782 02:00:20,230 --> 02:00:24,400 Well, I mean, I'd rather just stay on the ground for a little while. 1783 02:00:24,570 --> 02:00:26,740 Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. 1784 02:00:26,900 --> 02:00:28,980 Somebody's got to look out for the little guy, right? 1785 02:00:29,320 --> 02:00:30,790 You're turning me down? 1786 02:00:30,950 --> 02:00:33,040 You better think about this. Look at that. 1787 02:00:33,200 --> 02:00:34,450 Look at me. 1788 02:00:35,200 --> 02:00:36,290 Last chance. Yes or no? 1789 02:00:36,450 --> 02:00:37,750 - No. - Okay. 1790 02:00:37,910 --> 02:00:41,420 It's kind of a Springsteen-y, working-class hero vibe that I dig. 1791 02:00:41,580 --> 02:00:43,590 Uh, Happy will take you home. 1792 02:00:43,750 --> 02:00:45,250 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1793 02:00:45,420 --> 02:00:47,590 Mind waiting in the car? I need a minute. 1794 02:00:49,130 --> 02:00:51,810 - Thank you, Mr. Stark. - Yes, Mr. Parker, very well. 1795 02:00:51,970 --> 02:00:53,690 - See you around. - Okay. 1796 02:01:01,900 --> 02:01:03,110 That was a test, right? 1797 02:01:03,900 --> 02:01:06,370 - There's nobody back there? - Yes, you passed. 1798 02:01:07,230 --> 02:01:10,110 - All right, skedaddle there, young buck. - Thank you, Mr. Stark. 1799 02:01:10,280 --> 02:01:12,000 Yeah, thank you. 1800 02:01:14,070 --> 02:01:15,950 Told you he's a good kid. 1801 02:01:22,210 --> 02:01:23,680 - Where's the kid? - He left. 1802 02:01:23,830 --> 02:01:26,760 - Everybody's waiting. - He actually made a mature choice. 1803 02:01:26,920 --> 02:01:29,920 - It just surprised the heck out of us. - Did you screw this up? 1804 02:01:30,090 --> 02:01:32,320 - He told the kid to go wait in the car. - Are you kidding? 1805 02:01:32,340 --> 02:01:34,520 I have a room full of people in there waiting... 1806 02:01:34,680 --> 02:01:36,610 for some big announcement. What will I tell them? 1807 02:01:36,640 --> 02:01:39,140 Think of something. How about, um...? 1808 02:01:39,680 --> 02:01:41,860 - Hap, you still got that ring? - Do I...? I...? 1809 02:01:42,020 --> 02:01:43,330 - The engagement ring. - Are you kidding? 1810 02:01:43,350 --> 02:01:46,570 I've been carrying this since 2008. 1811 02:01:49,230 --> 02:01:50,360 Okay. 1812 02:01:50,530 --> 02:01:52,250 I think I can think of something better than that. 1813 02:01:52,280 --> 02:01:54,660 Well, it would buy us a little time. 1814 02:01:55,950 --> 02:01:58,080 Like we need time. 1815 02:01:58,240 --> 02:02:00,050 I can't believe you have that in your pocket. 1816 02:02:00,080 --> 02:02:02,580 - Want me to get the door for you, hon? - I got it. 1817 02:02:18,760 --> 02:02:21,230 Aunt May, did you do dinner already? 1818 02:02:31,480 --> 02:02:33,160 May? 1819 02:02:54,920 --> 02:02:55,970 What the fu...? 1820 02:05:10,060 --> 02:05:12,030 Look who it is. 1821 02:05:13,940 --> 02:05:17,110 What are the odds you and I'd end up at the same summer camp? 1822 02:05:17,280 --> 02:05:18,570 Relax. 1823 02:05:19,190 --> 02:05:21,200 This? It's not on you. 1824 02:05:21,360 --> 02:05:24,460 It's on our, uh, little spider friend. 1825 02:05:24,620 --> 02:05:28,210 I've got some boys on the outside who would love to meet him. 1826 02:05:28,370 --> 02:05:31,840 You know, take a picture, slice his throat, put his head in a dryer. 1827 02:05:32,370 --> 02:05:34,630 And I heard a rumor. 1828 02:05:37,880 --> 02:05:39,470 You know who he is. 1829 02:05:43,220 --> 02:05:45,560 If I knew who he was... 1830 02:05:45,720 --> 02:05:47,310 he'd already be dead. 1831 02:05:51,850 --> 02:05:54,730 Toomes, your family's here! 1832 02:12:33,840 --> 02:12:36,680 Hi, I'm Captain America, here to talk to you... 1833 02:12:36,840 --> 02:12:40,810 about one of the most valuable traits a soldier or student can have. 1834 02:12:40,970 --> 02:12:42,640 Patience. 1835 02:12:42,800 --> 02:12:44,930 Sometimes patience is the key to victory. 1836 02:12:45,100 --> 02:12:47,150 Sometimes it leads to very little... 1837 02:12:47,310 --> 02:12:49,650 and it seems like it's not worth it. 1838 02:12:49,810 --> 02:12:51,310 And you wonder... 1839 02:12:51,480 --> 02:12:55,330 why you waited so long for something so disappointing. 1840 02:12:59,030 --> 02:13:01,030 How many more of these?