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A philosopher once asked,

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"Are we human
because we gaze at the stars,

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"or do we gaze at them
because we are human?"

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Pointless, really.

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Do the stars gaze back?

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Now, that's a question.

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But I'm getting ahead of myself.

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Our story really begins here,

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150 years ago
at the Royal Academy of Science

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in London, England,

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where a letter arrived,
containing a very strange inquiry.

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It had come from a country boy

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and the scientist who read it thought it
might be a practical joke of some kind.

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But he duly wrote a reply

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politely explaining
that the query was nonsense.

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And posted it to the boy
who lived in a village called Wall,

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so named, the boy had said,
for the wall that ran alongside it.

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A wall that, according to local folklore,
hid an extraordinary secret.

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I'm charged with guarding the portal
to another world.

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And you're asking me
to just let you through?

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Yes.
Because, let's be honest, it's a field.

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Look, do you see
another world out there?

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No. You see a field.
Do you see anything nonhuman?

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No. And you know why?
Because it's a field!

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Hundreds of years,
this wall's been here.

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Hundreds of years,
this gap's been under 24-hour guard.

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- Well...
- One more word,

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and I'll have you up
in front of the village council!

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- Well, that sounds rather final.
- Yeah.

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- Better just go home, then, I suppose.
- Right, then. Night, Dunstan.

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Give my best to your father.

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Stop!

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Stop!

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I don't deal with time-wasters.

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Get over here and tend this stall.

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I'm off to The Slaughtered Prince
for a pint.

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See anything you like?

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Definitely.

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I mean, what I meant was these ones,
the blue ones.

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How much are they?

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They might be the color of your hair.

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Or they might be all of your memories
before you were three.

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I can check if you like.

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Anyway, you shouldn't buy the bluebells.
Buy this one instead.

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Snowdrop.

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It'll bring you luck.

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But what does that cost?

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This one costs a kiss.

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Is she gone?

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Follow me.

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I'm a princess,
tricked into being a witch's slave.

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Will you liberate me?

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It's an enchanted chain.
I'll only be free when she dies.

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Sorry.

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Well, if I can't liberate you,
what do you want of me?

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So, the scientist was wrong.

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The wall had successfully done its job

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of hiding
the magical kingdom of Stormhold.

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The young man returned that night
to his home in England,

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hoping that his adventure
would soon be forgotten.

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But nine months later,
he received an unexpected souvenir.

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This was left at the wall for you.
It says here his name is Tristan.

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Tristan? Don't forget the flowers.

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Yes. I've got them. Thank you, Father.

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Eighteen years passed,
and the baby Tristan grew up

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knowing nothing
of his unconventional heritage.

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But never mind
how the infant became a boy.

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This is the story of
how Tristan Thorn becomes a man,

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a much greater challenge altogether.

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For to achieve it,

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he must win the heart
of his one true love.

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- It's him!
- It's him!

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Humphrey?

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Humphrey?

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No, it's Tristan.

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Did I leave something at the shop?

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No. I just thought I could bring...

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Tristan Thorn,

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shop boy by day, peeping Tom by night.

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Is there no end to your charms?

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Humphrey,
there's no need to be like that.

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Be nice to the poor boy.

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Were those for Victoria?

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You were always useless at fencing
in school, Tristan.

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In fact, I'm having trouble remembering
if there was anything you were good at.

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Humphrey, that's enough.

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Are you all right?

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Yeah. Yeah, fine.

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- Want some breakfast?
- No, I'm really late for work.

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- Are you all right?
- Yeah. Fine. Why?

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Oh, I don't know.
Last night, how'd it go?

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Oh, really good. Really, really good.

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Hello, Tristan.

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- Victoria.
- Pound of sugar, please.

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- Yes.
- Let's see, a bag of flour, a dozen eggs.

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Oh, look, I'm sorry about last night.
Humphrey was really rude.

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I also need a sack of potatoes
and some chocolate, please.

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May I perhaps see you tonight?

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No, but you may walk me home.

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Now?

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Yes. Yes, I can.

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Father, I lost my job.

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Father, I don't...
I lost my job. I'm sorry.

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- Father...
- You lost your job.

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Yes, so I heard.

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Father, I'm sorry. I...

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Maybe Mr. Monday was right.
Maybe I am deluding myself.

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- I'm not good enough for Victoria.
- He said that? That's poppycock.

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You really want to know
how it went last night?

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Yeah.

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Not good.

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Come on. I'm wasting my time.

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I'm not like Humphrey.

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Tristan, I can tell you that every man
I ever envied when I was a boy

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has led an unremarkable life.

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So you don't fit with the popular crowd.
Now, I take that as a very good omen.

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- Tristan, I clearly said...
- I know. You told me not to come.

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I have something for you. A surprise.

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No...

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It's not my birthday for another week,
you know.

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- I've never had champagne before.
- Yeah, me, neither.

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My God! This is delicious!

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How did... Well,
how does a shop boy afford all of this?

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I'm not a shop boy.

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God! I heard. I'm sorry.
What are you going to do now?

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No. I mean, I'm not a shop boy.
I was just working in a shop.

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And now I'm not.
Now I'm free to live my life as I wish.

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This must have been all your savings.

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So? I can make more.
That's the beauty of it.

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I never intended to stay in Wall,
Victoria.

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There's a big world out there,
I'm gonna make my fortune.

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Now you sound just like Humphrey.
He's quite a traveler.

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Do you know he's going all the way
to lpswich just to buy me a ring?

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Lpswich?

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Victoria, I'm talking about London
or Paris or...

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A ring? Why is he...
What kind of a ring?

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The word is he's planning to propose
to me on my birthday.

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He's going to...

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And you're gonna say yes.

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I can't exactly say no
after he's gone all the way to lpswich.

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"All the way to lpswich"?

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Victoria, for your hand in marriage,
I'd cross oceans or continents.

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- Really?
- Yes.

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Victoria, for your hand in marriage,

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I would go to
the gold fields of San Francisco

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and bring you back your weight in gold.

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I would.

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I'd go to Africa and bring you back
a diamond as big as your fist.

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Or I'd go to the Arctic
and I'd slaughter a polar bear

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and bring you back its head.

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A polar bear's head?

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You're funny, Tristan.

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People like you and people like me,
we're just not...

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I should be going. It's really late.

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Well, hold on, then.
Let's at least finish the champagne.

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Okay.

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Had Tristan known then
how the stars watched Earth,

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he'd have shuddered at the very thought

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of an audience to his humiliation.

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But, fortunately for him,

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nearly every star in the sky
was at that moment

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looking in earnest at the land
on the other side of the wall,

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where the King of all Stormhold
lay on his deathbed,

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which was a coincidence
because it was the King's final act

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that would change the course
of Tristan's destiny forever.

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Where is Secundus?

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He's on his way, Father.

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Then we shall wait.

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Sorry I'm late, Father.
I came as swiftly as I was able.

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Septimus.

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Primus.

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Tertius.

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So, to the matter of succession.

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Of my seven sons,
there are four of you today still standing.

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This is quite a break with tradition.
I had 12 brothers.

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And you killed them all for your throne

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before your father, the King,
even felt poorly.

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We know, Father.
You're strong and courageous.

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And cunning. Most importantly, cunning.

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- Secundus.
- Yes, Father?

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Look through the window.
Tell me what you see.

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I see the kingdom, Father.

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The whole of Stormhold.

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- And?
- My kingdom?

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Maybe. Look up.

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- Secundus.
- Sextus. Quartus. Quintus.

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You're alive. You're...

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Stuck like this
till the new king is crowned.

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I was that close.

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Well, at least
you haven't lost your looks.

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Oh, please. You're not annoyed
about that whole murder thing, are you?

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- I mean, that was 10 years ago.
- Yeah.

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Great deal of good it did you, didn't it,
killing me, Secundus?

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Because now, of course,
now you are King of all Stormhold.

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Oh, sorry. Wait. No, you're not.
You're dead.

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Una? Una?

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No, Father, it's me, your son.

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Tertius.

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Where is your sister, Una?

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Sorry, Father.
Nobody has seen Una for years now.

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- Septimus?
- What?

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Tradition dictates the throne must pass
to a male heir.

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Exactly, Father.

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So why would I kill my sister
when these cretins are still alive?

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Indeed.

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Therefore, we shall resolve the situation
in a non-traditional manner.

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Only he of royal blood
can restore the ruby.

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And the one of you that does so
shall be the new King of Stormhold.

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Oh, Tristan! A shooting star!

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Beautiful.

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More beautiful than a fancy ring
from lpswich?

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Victoria, for your hand in marriage,

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I'd cross the wall
and I'd bring you back that fallen star.

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You can't cross the wall.

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Nobody crosses the wall.
Now you're just being silly.

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I'm not being silly. I'd do it.

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For you, I'd do anything.

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My very own star.

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It seems we have ourselves
an agreement.

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You have exactly one week
or I'm marrying Humphrey.

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Mormo! Empusa! Wake up. Now!

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- What is it?
- A star has fallen.

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Where are the Babylon candles?

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You used the last one, Lamia,
200 years ago. Do you not recall?

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Perhaps we can obtain another.

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Perhaps we can obtain another.

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Has your mind become
as decrepit as your face, Empusa?

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You speak as if such things
are freely available.

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I know, sister, I merely thought...

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You'd have us hunting
for a Babylon candle

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while some other witch finds our star.

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Fool. There's no time to waste.

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If we must retrieve it on foot,
then we shall.

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Mormo, we need information.

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If these divinations are correct,
the fallen star lies 100 miles away.

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Four centuries we've waited for this.
What hardship a few more days?

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Which of us shall go, then, to seek it
and bring it back?

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- I've his kidney.
- I've his liver.

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And I've his heart.

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You'll be needing
what's left of the last star.

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- There's not much left.
- Soon, there'll be plenty for us all.

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- Dunstan Thorn. Not again.
- It's Tristan, actually.

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Oh. You do look a bit like your father.

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And I suppose you intend
to cross the wall as well, do you?

245
00:23:36,518 --> 00:23:38,349
Well, you can forget it. Go home.

246
00:23:38,453 --> 00:23:40,614
Cross the wall as well as who?

247
00:23:41,456 --> 00:23:43,754
No one. Nobody.

248
00:23:43,858 --> 00:23:46,326
Nobody crosses the wall.
You know that!

249
00:23:46,428 --> 00:23:48,692
Everybody knows that!

250
00:23:48,797 --> 00:23:52,324
Yeah... No, no, I know.
I understand. Nobody.

251
00:23:54,135 --> 00:23:56,535
Well, I better just head
for the old homestead, then.

252
00:23:56,638 --> 00:23:57,764
Yeah.

253
00:23:57,872 --> 00:24:02,036
- Right, then. Night, Tristan.
- Good night.

254
00:24:02,143 --> 00:24:04,236
Give my best to your father.

255
00:24:27,368 --> 00:24:28,733
Off you go.

256
00:24:34,742 --> 00:24:38,075
I thought I heard you come in.
Hey, what happened? Are you hurt?

257
00:24:38,179 --> 00:24:39,407
No, I'm fine.

258
00:24:39,514 --> 00:24:41,004
- That Humphrey again?
- No.

259
00:24:41,115 --> 00:24:44,448
Actually, it was the guard.
The guard at the wall.

260
00:24:45,353 --> 00:24:46,752
Tristan, he's 97 years old.

261
00:24:46,855 --> 00:24:50,985
Well, that's given him plenty of time
to practice, then, hasn't it?

262
00:24:51,493 --> 00:24:54,656
Why, may I ask,
were you trying to cross the wall?

263
00:24:56,931 --> 00:24:59,229
I might ask you the same thing.

264
00:25:48,983 --> 00:25:50,573
I have a mother.

265
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,986
I mean, I have a mother.
She could still be alive.

266
00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:58,022
Oh, I hope so.
I certainly like to think so.

267
00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:03,588
The chain you cut.

268
00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:06,095
Just like you said.

269
00:26:06,198 --> 00:26:07,324
And...

270
00:26:10,469 --> 00:26:12,937
And the glass flower.
The flower she sold to you.

271
00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:15,030
She told me it would bring me luck.

272
00:26:15,141 --> 00:26:16,438
Thank you.

273
00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:21,407
This was also in the basket.
I've never opened it.

274
00:26:22,148 --> 00:26:23,979
It's addressed to you.

275
00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:41,425
Yep.

276
00:26:41,534 --> 00:26:46,028
"My dearest Tristan, please know that
I only ever wanted the best for you."

277
00:26:47,473 --> 00:26:51,500
Had my mistress allowed it,
I would have kept you in a heartbeat.

278
00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:55,712
My dearest wish is that
we will meet someday.

279
00:26:57,383 --> 00:27:00,250
The fastest way to travel
is by candlelight.

280
00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:04,555
To use it, think of me and only me.

281
00:27:05,591 --> 00:27:09,425
I will think of you every day, for always.

282
00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:13,531
"Your mother."

283
00:27:20,706 --> 00:27:22,333
Well, do you... Do you have a light?

284
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:08,684
Mother?

285
00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:12,019
Oh! Oh, Mother, I'm so... I'm so sorry.
Are you all right?

286
00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:15,387
No, I'm not.
And I'm not your mother, so get off me!

287
00:28:15,993 --> 00:28:18,587
You're... You're not my mother?

288
00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:20,994
Do I look like I'm your mother?

289
00:28:22,366 --> 00:28:23,390
No.

290
00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:24,861
Sorry.

291
00:28:27,137 --> 00:28:28,866
Well, are you all right?
Do you want some help?

292
00:28:28,972 --> 00:28:31,338
You can help by leaving me alone!

293
00:28:32,609 --> 00:28:33,940
All right.

294
00:28:41,185 --> 00:28:44,586
Oh, my God.
"Light the candle and think of me."

295
00:28:44,688 --> 00:28:46,713
I was. I was thinking of my...

296
00:28:46,824 --> 00:28:49,554
But then Victoria and the star
just popped into...

297
00:28:53,497 --> 00:28:55,522
Oh, excuse me, madam. Sorry.

298
00:28:55,632 --> 00:28:59,534
This may seem strange, but
have you seen a fallen star anywhere?

299
00:29:00,270 --> 00:29:02,135
- You're funny.
- No, really, we're in a crater.

300
00:29:02,239 --> 00:29:04,332
This must be where it fell.

301
00:29:04,775 --> 00:29:06,402
Yeah, this is where it fell.

302
00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:09,479
It is.
Or if you want to be really specific,

303
00:29:09,580 --> 00:29:11,912
up there is where
this weird, bloody necklace

304
00:29:12,015 --> 00:29:14,142
came out of nowhere
and knocked it out of the heavens

305
00:29:14,251 --> 00:29:16,082
when it was minding its own business.

306
00:29:16,186 --> 00:29:18,086
And over there is where it landed.

307
00:29:18,188 --> 00:29:23,956
And right here, this is where it got hit
by a magical flying moron!

308
00:29:27,131 --> 00:29:30,362
You're the star! You're the star? Really?

309
00:29:31,034 --> 00:29:35,630
Oh, wow. I'm sorry.
I had no idea you'd be a...

310
00:29:37,708 --> 00:29:40,472
May I just say in advance
that I am sorry?

311
00:29:40,811 --> 00:29:42,904
- Sorry for what?
- For this.

312
00:29:43,013 --> 00:29:45,914
Now, if I am not mistaken,
this means you have to come with me.

313
00:29:46,016 --> 00:29:49,679
See, you're going to be a birthday gift
for Victoria, my true love.

314
00:29:49,787 --> 00:29:51,152
But of course!

315
00:29:51,255 --> 00:29:55,248
Nothing says romance like the gift
of a kidnapped, injured woman!

316
00:29:55,592 --> 00:29:57,890
I'm not going anywhere with you.

317
00:30:03,133 --> 00:30:06,034
Hurry. You should be
on your way now, Primus.

318
00:30:07,805 --> 00:30:11,297
You must find the royal necklace
with the ruby before your brothers.

319
00:30:11,408 --> 00:30:15,811
I should like to see you take the throne.
The first benevolent king.

320
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:20,507
I don't doubt Stormhold would be
a better place under your rule.

321
00:30:20,617 --> 00:30:21,845
Really?

322
00:30:21,952 --> 00:30:24,443
Well, that is fascinating.

323
00:30:24,555 --> 00:30:26,682
- Don't you think, Tertius?
- Yes, indeed.

324
00:30:26,790 --> 00:30:31,591
Prince Septimus! Tertius. Well... Well.
Well, well, I...

325
00:30:32,029 --> 00:30:36,193
Since you're all here,
won't you join me in a toast?

326
00:30:37,933 --> 00:30:39,560
What a very good idea.

327
00:30:39,668 --> 00:30:42,068
To the new King of Stormhold,

328
00:30:42,170 --> 00:30:45,401
whichever of you fine fellows
it might be.

329
00:30:46,141 --> 00:30:48,336
To the new King of Stormhold.

330
00:31:29,684 --> 00:31:30,776
You!

331
00:31:55,243 --> 00:31:57,871
You really thought that you were king?

332
00:31:58,179 --> 00:32:00,579
- You killed the Bishop?
- No, Primus.

333
00:32:00,682 --> 00:32:05,517
I think you'll find that you killed the
Bishop by drinking out of the wrong cup.

334
00:32:06,588 --> 00:32:08,522
Oh, look, when you finish wrestling
with your conscience,

335
00:32:08,623 --> 00:32:11,353
may I suggest you return
to your chamber?

336
00:32:11,459 --> 00:32:13,859
Leave the quest for the stone to me.

337
00:32:21,136 --> 00:32:23,934
How have we lived this way
all these years?

338
00:32:36,918 --> 00:32:40,877
In my absence, I expect you to make it
fit for the queens we are.

339
00:32:41,556 --> 00:32:46,858
When I return with our prize,
all of us shall be young again.

340
00:32:48,596 --> 00:32:50,689
Never fear, my sisters.

341
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,792
I will not fail.

342
00:33:04,243 --> 00:33:05,676
Don't you ever sleep?

343
00:33:05,778 --> 00:33:06,745
Not at night.

344
00:33:07,213 --> 00:33:08,578
May have escaped your notice, genius,

345
00:33:08,681 --> 00:33:10,706
but that's when stars
have rather better things to do.

346
00:33:10,817 --> 00:33:13,115
They're coming out, shining,
that sort of thing.

347
00:33:13,219 --> 00:33:16,450
Yeah, well, it may have escaped yours,
but you're not in the sky anymore.

348
00:33:16,556 --> 00:33:18,524
Coming out is off the agenda.

349
00:33:18,624 --> 00:33:22,321
Shining has been suspended
until further notice.

350
00:33:22,428 --> 00:33:25,864
Oh, and sleeping during the day
is O-U-T.

351
00:33:26,599 --> 00:33:30,057
Unless you have some magical ability
to sleep while you're walking.

352
00:33:30,169 --> 00:33:32,535
Have you not got it
into your thick head yet?

353
00:33:32,638 --> 00:33:34,629
I'm not walking anywhere!

354
00:33:35,408 --> 00:33:36,534
Fine.

355
00:33:37,110 --> 00:33:40,136
Sit in a crater.
I've had enough of you anyway.

356
00:33:40,513 --> 00:33:43,107
I was gonna put you back in the sky
once I'd brought you to my Victoria,

357
00:33:43,216 --> 00:33:46,413
but clearly, you'd rather sit on your own
in the middle of nowhere forever.

358
00:33:46,519 --> 00:33:49,886
And just how were you planning
to get me back to the sky?

359
00:33:49,989 --> 00:33:53,254
I find the fastest way to travel
is by candlelight.

360
00:33:53,693 --> 00:33:57,561
- You've got a Babylon candle.
- Yeah, I have a bubbling candle.

361
00:33:57,663 --> 00:33:59,221
- A Babylon candle.
- That's what I said.

362
00:33:59,332 --> 00:34:00,321
You said "Bubbling."

363
00:34:00,433 --> 00:34:02,833
Anyway, I was going to give
what's left of it to you.

364
00:34:02,935 --> 00:34:05,267
Well, that barely has one use left.

365
00:34:05,371 --> 00:34:09,865
So be grateful I'm not using it right now
to get us both back to the wall.

366
00:34:09,976 --> 00:34:13,343
Unless you have a better way of
getting yourself home.

367
00:34:15,982 --> 00:34:17,108
Fine!

368
00:34:17,550 --> 00:34:19,211
Help me up.

369
00:34:19,886 --> 00:34:22,286
All right. All right. I'm helping.

370
00:34:23,656 --> 00:34:25,248
And you are gonna have to walk
quicker than that.

371
00:34:25,358 --> 00:34:28,122
Otherwise, I'll never get you back
to Victoria in a week.

372
00:34:28,227 --> 00:34:29,694
Don't push your luck.

373
00:34:31,564 --> 00:34:35,432
Don't take less than a florin for him,
Bernard! You understand?

374
00:34:35,535 --> 00:34:37,662
- Yes, Mother.
- No dilly-dallying!

375
00:34:37,770 --> 00:34:41,672
And don't even think of stopping at the
tavern, Bernard, or you'll be sorry!

376
00:34:41,774 --> 00:34:43,901
A florin for your goat, boy.

377
00:34:49,282 --> 00:34:51,750
He's a bit small to pull your cart.

378
00:34:53,619 --> 00:34:55,314
You're quite right.

379
00:35:05,631 --> 00:35:07,360
That's much better.

380
00:35:12,038 --> 00:35:13,266
Bernard!

381
00:35:15,108 --> 00:35:16,336
Bernard!

382
00:35:38,562 --> 00:35:39,756
Get on!

383
00:36:15,966 --> 00:36:17,263
Who goes there?

384
00:36:17,368 --> 00:36:19,359
What do you want with me,
a poor old flower...

385
00:36:19,470 --> 00:36:22,405
Oh, do shut up. I know what you are

386
00:36:22,506 --> 00:36:27,136
and I swear by the ordinances of the
sisterhood to which we both belong

387
00:36:27,244 --> 00:36:29,712
that I mean you no harm this day.

388
00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:31,804
I wish to share your meal.

389
00:36:32,249 --> 00:36:38,119
Well, one can never be too careful.
Sit down. I'll get you a seat.

390
00:36:47,064 --> 00:36:48,861
- Anything else?
- Nope.

391
00:36:52,469 --> 00:36:54,027
What's it to be?

392
00:36:54,672 --> 00:36:56,196
Heads or tails?

393
00:36:56,874 --> 00:36:58,034
Heads.

394
00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:01,572
So, stranger,

395
00:37:02,046 --> 00:37:05,038
where are you headed off to
on this fine day?

396
00:37:05,149 --> 00:37:07,083
I seek a fallen star.

397
00:37:08,152 --> 00:37:09,949
She fell not far from here.

398
00:37:10,054 --> 00:37:12,284
And when I find her,
I shall take my great knife

399
00:37:12,389 --> 00:37:14,857
and cut out her heart
while she still lives.

400
00:37:14,959 --> 00:37:19,419
And the glory of our youth
shall be restored.

401
00:37:19,997 --> 00:37:21,396
Fallen star?

402
00:37:22,566 --> 00:37:25,091
That's the best news I've had in ages.

403
00:37:25,202 --> 00:37:27,966
I could do with losing
a few years meself.

404
00:37:28,072 --> 00:37:30,131
So whereabouts did you...

405
00:37:30,241 --> 00:37:31,765
Limbus grass!

406
00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:37,211
You dare to steal truth from my lips
by feeding me limbus grass?

407
00:37:37,314 --> 00:37:41,580
Do you have any idea what a big
mistake you've made, Ditchwater Sal?

408
00:37:42,686 --> 00:37:44,779
How do you know my...

409
00:37:44,888 --> 00:37:46,879
- Who are you?
- Look again.

410
00:37:49,426 --> 00:37:53,326
I shall not seek the star,
Your Dark Majesty. I swear.

411
00:37:53,428 --> 00:37:55,089
Seek all you wish.

412
00:37:57,266 --> 00:38:00,724
You shall not see the star, touch it,
smell or hear it.

413
00:38:01,770 --> 00:38:05,297
You will not perceive her
even if she stands before you.

414
00:38:12,281 --> 00:38:15,250
Pray you never meet me again,
Ditchwater Sal.

415
00:38:15,884 --> 00:38:17,943
Oh, right. So let me get this straight.

416
00:38:18,053 --> 00:38:20,613
You think you know
we're going the right way because...

417
00:38:20,722 --> 00:38:23,486
And I quote, "I just do."

418
00:38:23,592 --> 00:38:25,287
I do, though. I don't know why.

419
00:38:25,394 --> 00:38:28,056
Maybe it's my love for Victoria
guiding me home.

420
00:38:28,163 --> 00:38:29,721
- Please.
- Yvonne, whether you like it or not...

421
00:38:29,831 --> 00:38:32,459
Yvaine! My name is Yvaine, so...

422
00:38:32,567 --> 00:38:34,865
How many times do I have to...

423
00:38:34,970 --> 00:38:37,734
Would you...
Would you please slow down?

424
00:38:37,839 --> 00:38:39,101
Yes, yes.

425
00:38:41,043 --> 00:38:42,203
Look, we're...
We're going north, all right?

426
00:38:42,311 --> 00:38:43,573
The wall's north.

427
00:38:43,679 --> 00:38:46,842
And if you look up in the sky,
even during the day, you can see the...

428
00:38:46,948 --> 00:38:48,643
The evening star. That's so weird.

429
00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:50,615
That's funny. Hilarious.
My sides are splitting.

430
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,311
No, I'm being...

431
00:38:53,488 --> 00:38:56,685
Wait that... That was you! Really?

432
00:38:57,959 --> 00:38:59,722
What... What are...

433
00:38:59,828 --> 00:39:02,160
- What are you doing?
- What does it look like I'm doing?

434
00:39:02,264 --> 00:39:04,425
- Sitting down. I'm tired.
- Please don't do this again.

435
00:39:04,533 --> 00:39:07,001
We agreed we'd stop off
at the next village to eat and rest.

436
00:39:07,102 --> 00:39:10,071
Come on, Tristan. It's midday.

437
00:39:10,672 --> 00:39:15,006
I never stay up this late!
Just, please, let me sleep!

438
00:39:15,844 --> 00:39:20,338
Okay, you... Well, then I'll... You sleep.
I'll go and get something to eat.

439
00:39:27,122 --> 00:39:28,316
What are you doing?

440
00:39:28,423 --> 00:39:32,655
What does it look like I'm doing?
I'm making sure you don't run away.

441
00:39:48,777 --> 00:39:53,180
Your Highness, the soothsayer,
as you requested.

442
00:39:54,616 --> 00:39:56,208
South, you said.

443
00:39:57,185 --> 00:39:58,675
South we went.

444
00:40:00,122 --> 00:40:01,646
Still no stone.

445
00:40:03,558 --> 00:40:05,685
Do you now propose
we start swimming?

446
00:40:05,794 --> 00:40:10,857
Sire, I've merely relayed to you
what the runes have told me.

447
00:40:10,966 --> 00:40:12,558
I can do no more.

448
00:40:13,833 --> 00:40:15,801
Well, consult them again.

449
00:40:16,236 --> 00:40:17,328
Wait.

450
00:40:20,340 --> 00:40:24,333
Before we seek the stone,
I have another question.

451
00:40:26,279 --> 00:40:28,076
Am I the seventh son?

452
00:40:32,619 --> 00:40:33,711
Yes.

453
00:40:33,820 --> 00:40:35,447
Another question.

454
00:40:36,189 --> 00:40:38,817
Is my favorite color blue?

455
00:40:42,529 --> 00:40:43,518
Yes.

456
00:40:43,630 --> 00:40:47,361
Has excessive begging or pleading
ever persuaded me

457
00:40:47,467 --> 00:40:49,731
to spare the life of a traitor?

458
00:40:53,039 --> 00:40:54,563
What does that mean?

459
00:40:54,674 --> 00:40:57,234
- That means no.
- Good.

460
00:40:58,211 --> 00:41:01,146
Throw them again.
This time, throw them high.

461
00:41:05,218 --> 00:41:07,277
Do you work for my brother?

462
00:41:23,703 --> 00:41:26,729
So, do we continue west?

463
00:41:57,203 --> 00:41:58,397
Tristan?

464
00:42:07,413 --> 00:42:08,812
Who's there?

465
00:42:16,289 --> 00:42:18,052
Tristan, is that you?

466
00:42:19,158 --> 00:42:20,648
It's not funny.

467
00:42:24,998 --> 00:42:26,226
Tristan?

468
00:42:36,409 --> 00:42:37,635
Come on.

469
00:43:21,018 --> 00:43:23,612
Be careful how much magic
you use, sister.

470
00:43:23,721 --> 00:43:25,518
It's beginning to show.

471
00:43:25,623 --> 00:43:28,956
One goat and a small enchantment.
Hardly extravagant.

472
00:43:29,060 --> 00:43:31,995
Well, even using the ring
will take its toll.

473
00:43:32,096 --> 00:43:34,428
Better you call on us only in dire need.

474
00:43:34,532 --> 00:43:37,831
And use your runes
to locate the star yourself.

475
00:43:37,935 --> 00:43:39,926
I used them and she should be here.

476
00:43:40,037 --> 00:43:42,835
But now
they're just telling me gibberish.

477
00:44:00,291 --> 00:44:03,089
It is because you must stay
where you are, my sister.

478
00:44:03,194 --> 00:44:04,422
She is coming to you.

479
00:44:04,528 --> 00:44:07,156
Oh, be warned, Lamia.
Delicacy is needed.

480
00:44:07,264 --> 00:44:11,291
Misery has drained her.
She's barely shining.

481
00:44:11,402 --> 00:44:16,135
Set a trap that ensures her heart
is glowing before you cut it out.

482
00:44:16,974 --> 00:44:20,137
Yvaine! Yvaine!

483
00:44:21,012 --> 00:44:22,502
Oh, you idiot.

484
00:44:44,268 --> 00:44:46,896
You shall become human.

485
00:46:03,946 --> 00:46:08,144
You are Billy, the innkeeper.
I am your wife, and you're our daughter.

486
00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:12,710
Now, make everything ready.
Our special guest will be here soon.

487
00:46:23,632 --> 00:46:27,728
I mean, who's to say he'd have even
kept his promise about the candle?

488
00:46:27,836 --> 00:46:31,499
I just refuse to believe
he's the only person in Stormhold

489
00:46:31,607 --> 00:46:33,302
who could've helped me.

490
00:46:33,408 --> 00:46:37,674
Going on and on and on.
Just "Victoria this" and "Victoria that."

491
00:46:40,082 --> 00:46:41,310
Tristan?

492
00:46:42,751 --> 00:46:45,345
Please protect our sister, Tristan.

493
00:46:46,388 --> 00:46:49,221
Yvaine is in grave danger.

494
00:46:50,058 --> 00:46:52,356
The unicorn came to help her.

495
00:46:53,095 --> 00:46:55,586
But now they're heading into a trap.

496
00:46:59,601 --> 00:47:02,399
No star is safe in Stormhold.

497
00:47:03,338 --> 00:47:07,638
The last to fall, 400 years ago,

498
00:47:07,743 --> 00:47:13,079
was captured by the same witches
who seek Yvaine now.

499
00:47:14,283 --> 00:47:15,910
They tricked her,

500
00:47:17,452 --> 00:47:18,942
cared for her,

501
00:47:20,255 --> 00:47:23,884
and when her heart
was once more aglow,

502
00:47:24,493 --> 00:47:27,858
they cut it from her chest

503
00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:30,556
and ate it.

504
00:47:33,133 --> 00:47:35,101
There's no time to waste.

505
00:47:35,202 --> 00:47:36,931
A coach is coming.

506
00:47:37,037 --> 00:47:40,666
By any means possible,
you must get on it.

507
00:47:41,308 --> 00:47:42,366
Run.

508
00:48:22,883 --> 00:48:25,875
If Septimus insists on sending a boy
to do a man's job...

509
00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:26,975
No, no, no, wait, please!

510
00:48:27,087 --> 00:48:28,952
I don't know a Septimus.
I just need a lift.

511
00:48:29,055 --> 00:48:31,853
Look at me, look at me.
I'm unarmed. Please.

512
00:48:32,292 --> 00:48:34,351
Please, let me ride with you.

513
00:48:34,461 --> 00:48:37,828
I'm afraid that's impossible.
I'm on a quest of enormous importance.

514
00:48:37,931 --> 00:48:39,831
Well, then all the more reason
to take me with you.

515
00:48:39,933 --> 00:48:43,425
There may come a time when you need
a second pair of hands. Sir?

516
00:48:43,536 --> 00:48:47,165
Please. Maybe providence sent me
to you just as it sent you to me.

517
00:48:48,608 --> 00:48:51,304
- Get on.
- Oh, yes. Thank you.

518
00:49:16,403 --> 00:49:19,930
Goodness me, my dear.
Come in out of this wretched rain!

519
00:49:20,373 --> 00:49:24,605
We have food and drink, a warm bed
and plenty of hot water for a bath.

520
00:49:43,697 --> 00:49:47,861
How do you like your bath?
Warm, hot or boil-a-lobster?

521
00:49:48,802 --> 00:49:49,994
I honestly don't know.

522
00:49:50,101 --> 00:49:51,500
Then let me choose for you,

523
00:49:51,602 --> 00:49:54,799
and I'll have my husband
take your horse to the stable.

524
00:49:55,773 --> 00:49:56,899
Billy?

525
00:50:07,785 --> 00:50:11,050
Now, let's get you out
of your wet things, shall we?

526
00:50:22,367 --> 00:50:23,834
Feeling better?

527
00:50:23,935 --> 00:50:25,664
Much. Thank you.

528
00:50:26,070 --> 00:50:28,561
The warm water's actually done me
a world of good.

529
00:50:28,673 --> 00:50:31,642
You see?
The powers of a nice, hot bath.

530
00:50:31,743 --> 00:50:34,177
And your leg? Any improvement?

531
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:37,911
That is extraordinary.

532
00:50:38,416 --> 00:50:42,147
It's the very least I could do.
I'm just glad you're feeling better.

533
00:50:42,253 --> 00:50:44,118
You seem happier in yourself, too.

534
00:50:44,222 --> 00:50:47,521
I do feel happier. Less troubled.

535
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:49,920
Wonderful.

536
00:50:50,328 --> 00:50:53,923
Nothing like a nice soak
to warm the cockles of your heart.

537
00:51:01,906 --> 00:51:05,239
Now, I'm only a simple innkeeper's wife,

538
00:51:05,343 --> 00:51:08,835
but I've been told
I have a healer's hands.

539
00:51:09,981 --> 00:51:12,415
I'd be glad to give you a massage.

540
00:51:12,950 --> 00:51:14,440
What's a massage?

541
00:51:14,552 --> 00:51:17,783
Never had... Well, bless my soul.

542
00:51:18,523 --> 00:51:22,653
Nothing like a massage to send you off
for the finest and deepest night's sleep.

543
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:24,227
I do have trouble sleeping at night.

544
00:51:24,328 --> 00:51:26,193
Lie on your back, dear.

545
00:51:29,233 --> 00:51:31,201
Why not close your eyes?

546
00:51:32,270 --> 00:51:34,636
You'll drift off better that way.

547
00:51:49,020 --> 00:51:50,044
Hello!

548
00:51:52,156 --> 00:51:53,145
Service!

549
00:51:53,257 --> 00:51:55,782
Maybe we should carry on
and try the next inn,

550
00:51:55,893 --> 00:51:58,623
especially if this stone is as close
as your runes say.

551
00:51:58,729 --> 00:52:00,458
I'll give it one more try.

552
00:52:05,002 --> 00:52:06,230
Relax here, my love.

553
00:52:06,337 --> 00:52:09,704
I'll be back just as soon as
I've taken care of this customer.

554
00:52:14,810 --> 00:52:17,244
At last. We require accommodation.

555
00:52:17,346 --> 00:52:20,679
Please help my friend
take the horses to the stables.

556
00:52:34,663 --> 00:52:35,789
Hello!

557
00:52:56,418 --> 00:52:57,908
I'm accustomed to better service,

558
00:52:58,020 --> 00:53:00,887
but you're awake now
and that's what counts.

559
00:53:01,757 --> 00:53:03,088
Prepare your best room.

560
00:53:03,192 --> 00:53:04,250
- She got the stone.
- Stone, stone.

561
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:08,524
I'll thank you not to bother my guest, sir.
I am the lady of this inn.

562
00:53:08,631 --> 00:53:10,155
Glass of wine?

563
00:53:10,266 --> 00:53:11,460
No, no, no, no, no.

564
00:53:12,368 --> 00:53:13,357
No.

565
00:53:14,336 --> 00:53:18,363
Until my brother is dead,
I have vowed to drink only my own wine.

566
00:53:20,509 --> 00:53:24,001
Though my friend in the stables
might be glad of a drop.

567
00:53:26,315 --> 00:53:28,249
Your best room, perhaps?

568
00:53:29,852 --> 00:53:31,183
Of course.

569
00:53:38,394 --> 00:53:40,521
I'm sorry. I presumed that...

570
00:53:41,096 --> 00:53:43,064
Traveling alone, are you?

571
00:53:44,567 --> 00:53:47,934
I've just stabled my four black stallions
and my carriage.

572
00:53:48,037 --> 00:53:51,165
Well, I say mine.
It belonged to my late father.

573
00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:06,382
Thank you.

574
00:54:06,488 --> 00:54:10,788
That's so kind, thank you very much.
My name's Tristan. What's yours?

575
00:54:10,893 --> 00:54:12,121
Bernard.

576
00:54:19,935 --> 00:54:23,063
There was not a horse or beast
he could not master.

577
00:54:23,172 --> 00:54:25,902
So much so that in his youth,
he took to riding a camel,

578
00:54:26,008 --> 00:54:27,373
which was comical.

579
00:54:27,476 --> 00:54:29,569
When he passed,
the carriage came to me.

580
00:54:29,678 --> 00:54:30,702
She's got the stone!

581
00:54:30,813 --> 00:54:31,802
- She's got it!
- She's got it!

582
00:54:31,914 --> 00:54:35,179
And it's the largest in all of Stormhold,
so they say.

583
00:54:35,284 --> 00:54:38,046
How nice for you. If you'll excuse me.

584
00:54:38,151 --> 00:54:39,243
Wait.

585
00:54:39,953 --> 00:54:41,944
That stone you're wearing. It can't be.

586
00:54:42,055 --> 00:54:43,647
- Oh, finally.
- Yeah, good, well done, yes, sir.

587
00:54:43,757 --> 00:54:44,724
- Well done.
- Sweet.

588
00:54:44,825 --> 00:54:45,814
Come here. Let me see it.

589
00:54:58,872 --> 00:55:00,863
You have no idea
what you're meddling with.

590
00:55:00,974 --> 00:55:06,776
I am Primus, the first born of Stormhold
and I demand that you bring it to me!

591
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:08,370
Bring me the stone! Now!

592
00:55:08,482 --> 00:55:11,610
Prince Primus! Don't touch anything
they give you! They tried to...

593
00:55:27,668 --> 00:55:29,898
- Are you all right?
- Billy!

594
00:55:32,072 --> 00:55:33,198
Get him!

595
00:56:11,812 --> 00:56:14,212
The burning golden heart
of a star at peace

596
00:56:14,314 --> 00:56:17,340
is so much better
than your frightened little heart.

597
00:56:17,451 --> 00:56:21,387
Even so, better than no heart at all.

598
00:56:23,390 --> 00:56:26,086
Yvaine?
Hold me tight and think of home.

599
00:56:34,267 --> 00:56:36,929
No!

600
00:56:55,389 --> 00:56:59,792
- What the hell did you do?
- What did I do? What did you do?

601
00:56:59,893 --> 00:57:02,792
"Think of home!" That was a great plan!

602
00:57:02,894 --> 00:57:04,953
You thought of your home
and I thought of mine

603
00:57:05,063 --> 00:57:06,928
and now we're halfway between the two!

604
00:57:07,031 --> 00:57:10,091
Oh, you stupid cow!
What did you think of your home for?

605
00:57:10,201 --> 00:57:11,634
You just said "home"!

606
00:57:11,736 --> 00:57:15,069
If you wanted me to think of your home,
you should have said!

607
00:57:15,173 --> 00:57:17,607
Some crazy lady
was going to cut your heart out

608
00:57:17,709 --> 00:57:19,438
and you wanted
more specific instructions?

609
00:57:19,544 --> 00:57:22,945
Perhaps you'd like it in writing!
Or a diagram, maybe!

610
00:57:31,322 --> 00:57:35,122
Look, Captain Shakespeare!
Caught ourselves a little bonus!

611
00:57:35,727 --> 00:57:38,025
A couple of Lightning Marshals!

612
00:57:41,900 --> 00:57:44,960
They don't look
like Lightning Marshals to me.

613
00:57:45,069 --> 00:57:48,163
Why else would anyone be up here
in the middle of a storm?

614
00:57:48,273 --> 00:57:51,470
"Why else would anyone be up here
in the middle of a storm?"

615
00:57:51,609 --> 00:57:53,338
Well, let's think.

616
00:57:53,445 --> 00:57:56,710
Maybe for the same godforsaken reason
we are!

617
00:57:57,449 --> 00:57:59,007
Now, who are you?

618
00:58:00,885 --> 00:58:04,116
Let's see if a night on our lovely brig
will loosen their lips!

619
00:58:04,222 --> 00:58:07,157
- Get them in the brig!
- You heard the man! Let's go!

620
00:58:07,258 --> 00:58:12,025
Get them into the brig and the rest of
you dirty dogs, back to work!

621
00:58:12,130 --> 00:58:14,724
We've got lightning to catch! Come on!

622
00:58:38,723 --> 00:58:42,489
- They're going to kill us, aren't they?
- I don't know.

623
00:58:45,163 --> 00:58:48,030
You know, it's funny. I used to watch...

624
00:58:49,434 --> 00:58:52,164
I used to watch people
having adventures.

625
00:58:54,272 --> 00:58:55,762
I envied them.

626
00:58:57,275 --> 00:59:00,244
You ever heard the expression,
"Be careful what you wish for"?

627
00:59:00,345 --> 00:59:03,041
What? So ending up with my heart
cut out, that'll serve me right, will it?

628
00:59:03,147 --> 00:59:06,173
No. No, I didn't...
I didn't mean it like that.

629
00:59:08,186 --> 00:59:10,313
Look, I admire you dreaming.

630
00:59:11,723 --> 00:59:13,691
Shop boy like me,

631
00:59:13,791 --> 00:59:15,691
I could never have imagined
an adventure this big

632
00:59:15,793 --> 00:59:18,057
in order to have wished for it.

633
00:59:18,429 --> 00:59:21,364
I just thought
I'd find some lump of celestial rock

634
00:59:21,466 --> 00:59:24,060
and take it home, and that would be it.

635
00:59:24,168 --> 00:59:25,497
And you got me.

636
00:59:33,809 --> 00:59:37,836
If there's one thing I've learned
in all my years watching Earth,

637
00:59:37,947 --> 00:59:40,745
it's that people aren't
what they may seem.

638
00:59:41,484 --> 00:59:42,508
There are shop boys

639
00:59:42,618 --> 00:59:46,884
and there are boys who just happen
to work in shops for the time being.

640
00:59:46,989 --> 00:59:50,982
And trust me, Tristan,
you're no shop boy.

641
00:59:53,229 --> 00:59:55,891
You saved my life. Thank you.

642
01:00:00,870 --> 01:00:02,462
Well, well, well.

643
01:00:03,105 --> 01:00:04,936
The last brother dead.

644
01:00:06,676 --> 01:00:08,701
Which means that I'm king.

645
01:00:12,782 --> 01:00:14,010
I'm king!

646
01:00:16,986 --> 01:00:18,578
Not yet, brother.

647
01:00:19,855 --> 01:00:22,050
Damn. I still need the stone.

648
01:00:23,292 --> 01:00:27,058
- Your brother doesn't have it?
- Well, why don't you find out?

649
01:00:37,306 --> 01:00:38,933
Where is my stone?

650
01:00:39,041 --> 01:00:40,770
I don't...

651
01:00:40,876 --> 01:00:43,777
The man, see, your brother...
I heard him speak of a stone.

652
01:00:43,879 --> 01:00:46,780
Yeah. The girl had it. The girl had it.

653
01:00:46,882 --> 01:00:48,782
- What girl?
- I don't know.

654
01:00:48,884 --> 01:00:51,580
A girl. She got away.
Because this was a trap set up for her,

655
01:00:51,687 --> 01:00:54,747
but your brother,
he come just straight into it.

656
01:00:54,857 --> 01:00:57,121
A trap? Set by who?

657
01:00:57,426 --> 01:00:59,326
A woman you should pray
you'll never meet.

658
01:00:59,428 --> 01:01:00,622
She's...

659
01:01:01,597 --> 01:01:04,464
She's gone.
She took your brother's carriage.

660
01:01:04,567 --> 01:01:06,660
This woman wanted my stone?

661
01:01:06,769 --> 01:01:09,169
No. She wanted the girl's heart.

662
01:01:09,271 --> 01:01:13,571
She said the girl was a star and
she wanted to cut out her heart and...

663
01:01:16,212 --> 01:01:17,406
Eat it?

664
01:01:19,181 --> 01:01:20,546
Oh, my God.

665
01:01:22,118 --> 01:01:24,678
Do you have any idea what this means?

666
01:01:25,988 --> 01:01:27,615
Everlasting life.

667
01:01:28,991 --> 01:01:30,982
King forever.

668
01:01:35,131 --> 01:01:36,689
It's not here, sire.

669
01:01:36,799 --> 01:01:38,892
This idiot's coming with us.

670
01:02:03,323 --> 01:02:05,382
- Ask again.
- We have asked again

671
01:02:05,492 --> 01:02:07,790
and the answer is still the same.
She is airborne!

672
01:02:07,895 --> 01:02:09,192
Well, she can't remain so forever.

673
01:02:09,296 --> 01:02:11,264
Inform me
as soon as she touches ground!

674
01:02:11,365 --> 01:02:13,265
Lmmediately! Do you understand?

675
01:02:13,367 --> 01:02:16,928
Watch your tongue, sister!
It is you and not we who've lost her.

676
01:02:17,037 --> 01:02:18,902
Lost her and broken the knife!

677
01:02:19,006 --> 01:02:21,975
Even if you apprehend her,
how will you complete the deed?

678
01:02:22,076 --> 01:02:25,443
Perhaps you should return now
and one of us set out in your place.

679
01:02:25,546 --> 01:02:26,740
Don't be absurd.

680
01:02:26,847 --> 01:02:29,714
I'll bring her home
and deal with her there.

681
01:02:29,817 --> 01:02:32,684
Be sure everything is ready
for our arrival.

682
01:02:39,526 --> 01:02:41,653
Tell me about Victoria then.

683
01:02:45,299 --> 01:02:46,926
Well, she...

684
01:02:50,504 --> 01:02:53,098
There's nothing more to tell you.

685
01:02:53,207 --> 01:02:58,736
Because the little I know about love
is that it's unconditional.

686
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:01,880
It's not something you can buy.

687
01:03:01,982 --> 01:03:04,849
Hang on.
This wasn't about me buying her love.

688
01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:09,714
This was a way for me
to prove how I felt.

689
01:03:12,489 --> 01:03:15,458
And what's she doing to prove
how she feels about you?

690
01:03:15,558 --> 01:03:16,718
Well...

691
01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:24,931
Look, Yvaine, you'll understand
when you meet her. All right?

692
01:03:25,435 --> 01:03:28,495
Provided we don't get murdered
by pirates first.

693
01:03:29,539 --> 01:03:34,636
Murdered by pirates.
Heart torn out and eaten. Meet Victoria.

694
01:03:34,744 --> 01:03:37,542
I can't quite decide
which sounds more fun.

695
01:03:40,083 --> 01:03:42,313
We've located the sky vessel.

696
01:03:42,419 --> 01:03:45,013
It's headed north
for the port town on Mount Drummond

697
01:03:45,121 --> 01:03:48,454
and you are no longer
the only one seeking the star.

698
01:03:48,558 --> 01:03:50,526
There's someone following your tracks!

699
01:03:50,627 --> 01:03:52,720
A witch? A warlock?

700
01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:55,957
A prince and he's catching you up!
Get a move on!

701
01:04:23,458 --> 01:04:29,761
So, this is the part where you tell me
who you are and why you're up here.

702
01:04:30,565 --> 01:04:35,798
Or I'll snap her pretty little fingers
one by one like dry twigs!

703
01:04:38,106 --> 01:04:40,131
My name is Tristan Thorn.

704
01:04:40,441 --> 01:04:42,966
- This is my wife, Yvaine.
- Your wife?

705
01:04:43,644 --> 01:04:47,341
Far too young and radiant
to belong to just one man!

706
01:04:47,715 --> 01:04:51,583
It's share and share alike
aboard my vessel, sonny boy!

707
01:04:53,121 --> 01:04:54,110
If you dare even touch her...

708
01:04:54,222 --> 01:04:56,918
You may think you're showing
a little spirit in front of your lady friend,

709
01:04:57,025 --> 01:04:59,858
but if you talk back to me again,
I'll feed your tongue to the dogs,

710
01:04:59,961 --> 01:05:02,020
you impertinent little pup!

711
01:05:02,930 --> 01:05:05,797
- Sir?
- Better! But still interrupting.

712
01:05:05,900 --> 01:05:09,734
Let's see.
A hanging's always good for morale!

713
01:05:09,837 --> 01:05:12,328
Maybe we'll watch you dance
a gallows jig!

714
01:05:14,409 --> 01:05:18,368
Or perhaps I'll just tip you over the side
and have done with it!

715
01:05:19,113 --> 01:05:21,013
It's a very long way down.

716
01:05:21,115 --> 01:05:24,516
Plenty of time to reminisce
about your pitifully short lives.

717
01:05:24,619 --> 01:05:27,554
Please, look, we're just trying
to make our way home,

718
01:05:27,655 --> 01:05:28,986
back to a place called Wall,
where I come from.

719
01:05:29,090 --> 01:05:30,614
What did you say?

720
01:05:30,725 --> 01:05:32,818
I said we were trying to get home
to Wall.

721
01:05:32,927 --> 01:05:34,827
That's one lie too many, my son.

722
01:05:34,929 --> 01:05:35,896
- Wall?
- Shut up.

723
01:05:35,997 --> 01:05:36,964
What's he saying?

724
01:05:37,065 --> 01:05:39,966
Thought you could just wander
onto my patch, did you?

725
01:05:40,068 --> 01:05:41,501
- He is. Yeah, he's gonna...
- And live to tell the tale?

726
01:05:41,602 --> 01:05:44,093
All right, go, on the deck, on the deck,
on the deck! Now, go, go, go!

727
01:05:44,205 --> 01:05:48,642
Big mistake, Mr. Thorn!
And the last one you'll ever make!

728
01:05:55,917 --> 01:05:58,784
- No! No! You brute!
- Come... Come on!

729
01:05:58,886 --> 01:06:02,014
- You murderer! You pig!
- Come on! Get up! Get up!

730
01:06:03,458 --> 01:06:05,722
I'm taking the girl to my cabin,
and mark my words,

731
01:06:05,827 --> 01:06:07,556
anyone who disturbs me
for the next few hours

732
01:06:07,662 --> 01:06:09,527
- will get the same treatment!
- What? You'll...

733
01:06:09,630 --> 01:06:12,258
No, you idiot!
I'll sling you over the side as well!

734
01:06:12,366 --> 01:06:13,628
Oh, yeah.

735
01:06:17,972 --> 01:06:20,338
Captain's busy. So should you be.

736
01:06:21,976 --> 01:06:23,739
Get in there, wench!

737
01:06:29,817 --> 01:06:32,445
So, that went well, I thought.

738
01:06:33,287 --> 01:06:37,551
Now, tell me news
of my beloved England.

739
01:06:37,656 --> 01:06:40,250
I want to hear absolutely everything.

740
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:44,552
Hang on.
I can't believe your crew fell for that.

741
01:06:44,663 --> 01:06:47,097
And where in God's name
did you get that mannequin from?

742
01:06:47,199 --> 01:06:48,894
Oh, it works every time.

743
01:06:49,001 --> 01:06:51,231
An ounce of bargaining,
a pinch of trickery,

744
01:06:51,337 --> 01:06:53,862
a soupçon of intimidation, et voilà!

745
01:06:53,973 --> 01:06:56,066
The perfect recipe
for a towering reputation

746
01:06:56,175 --> 01:06:58,643
without ever having to spill
one drop of blood.

747
01:06:58,744 --> 01:07:02,145
Ever try to get blood stains out
of a silk shirt? Nightmare.

748
01:07:02,248 --> 01:07:05,706
Right. I still don't understand
how they won't recognize me.

749
01:07:05,818 --> 01:07:06,807
Tristan, dear boy, when I'm done,

750
01:07:06,919 --> 01:07:07,886
your own mother won't recognize you.

751
01:07:07,987 --> 01:07:08,976
Now, we've no time to waste.

752
01:07:09,088 --> 01:07:10,953
We have only two hours
before we make port.

753
01:07:11,056 --> 01:07:12,751
First and foremost...

754
01:07:16,428 --> 01:07:20,023
It'll be so good to see you
out of those dreary clothes.

755
01:07:20,132 --> 01:07:23,397
So very small-town errand-boy.
Howlingly parochial.

756
01:07:25,137 --> 01:07:27,332
Here. Très you.

757
01:07:27,973 --> 01:07:30,635
I wore it as a younger man.
I hate to throw anything away.

758
01:07:30,743 --> 01:07:32,335
You know the day you do,
it'll come back in fashion,

759
01:07:32,444 --> 01:07:34,344
be oh, so de la mode.

760
01:07:34,446 --> 01:07:35,845
Now, you, darling.

761
01:07:35,948 --> 01:07:37,643
I have some lovely dresses.
Take your pick.

762
01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,217
Oh, no, really, I'm fine.

763
01:07:39,318 --> 01:07:41,684
Honey, you're wearing a bathrobe.

764
01:07:43,656 --> 01:07:47,319
Now, England, England.
I want to hear everything.

765
01:07:48,060 --> 01:07:50,255
- You're not from England.
- Oh, no, sadly, no.

766
01:07:50,362 --> 01:07:52,660
But from my earliest youth,
I lapped up the stories.

767
01:07:52,765 --> 01:07:54,494
People always told me they were
nothing more than folklore,

768
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:57,091
but my heart told me they were true.

769
01:07:57,203 --> 01:07:59,398
As a boy, I'd scurry away
from my father at the market

770
01:07:59,505 --> 01:08:02,372
while he did his deals
just to peek over the wall,

771
01:08:02,474 --> 01:08:05,466
dream of, perhaps, crossing it one day,
seeing England for myself.

772
01:08:05,578 --> 01:08:07,978
Really? So you...
You were here looking over there.

773
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:09,308
Oh, yes.

774
01:08:10,849 --> 01:08:13,215
- Hair.
- Hair?

775
01:08:14,420 --> 01:08:16,718
Mind you, I did my best to fit in.

776
01:08:16,822 --> 01:08:19,086
Tried to make my father,
Captain Ghostmaker, proud.

777
01:08:19,191 --> 01:08:21,591
Forged a decent reputation
as a ruthless marauder

778
01:08:21,694 --> 01:08:23,662
and cold-blooded killer.

779
01:08:24,063 --> 01:08:25,792
But my father died.

780
01:08:26,599 --> 01:08:28,794
I always promised him
I'd take over the family business,

781
01:08:28,901 --> 01:08:30,869
keep the old girl flying.

782
01:08:31,904 --> 01:08:33,804
You have no idea the lightness
it brings to my heart

783
01:08:33,906 --> 01:08:36,932
being able to confide in you
charming young people.

784
01:08:37,042 --> 01:08:39,374
The pressure of maintaining the
whole Captain Shakespeare persona

785
01:08:39,478 --> 01:08:41,469
for the sake of the crew, I don't know.

786
01:08:41,580 --> 01:08:43,104
Sometimes...

787
01:08:43,215 --> 01:08:46,184
You see, I'm very much
a man of my own creation.

788
01:08:46,285 --> 01:08:49,152
Even chose the name specially.
Took me ages.

789
01:08:49,255 --> 01:08:51,348
See, I'm thinking
legendary British wordsmith.

790
01:08:51,457 --> 01:08:54,483
My enemies and crew are thinking,
"Shake! Spear!"

791
01:08:55,127 --> 01:08:57,288
It's little things like that make me happy.

792
01:08:57,630 --> 01:08:59,689
I don't understand that.

793
01:08:59,798 --> 01:09:02,594
Surely it would make you happier
just to be yourself.

794
01:09:02,699 --> 01:09:05,998
Why fight to be accepted by people
you don't actually want to be like?

795
01:09:06,103 --> 01:09:09,129
Yeah.
Why would anyone do that to himself?

796
01:09:10,440 --> 01:09:11,668
Exactly.

797
01:09:14,778 --> 01:09:18,612
Port ahoy! Ready the lightning barrels!

798
01:09:32,396 --> 01:09:33,658
Hurry up.

799
01:09:42,706 --> 01:09:45,607
Yeah. Doesn't seem very fresh.
I'll be honest.

800
01:09:45,709 --> 01:09:47,734
Shall I give you a little taste,
young Ferdinand?

801
01:09:47,844 --> 01:09:49,607
No, no. Oh, there you go.

802
01:09:52,215 --> 01:09:53,944
Brilliant. Like they're cheap.

803
01:09:54,051 --> 01:09:57,987
I think it's still crackling,
very much alive, still très fresh.

804
01:09:58,288 --> 01:10:00,882
- So, name your best price.
- For 10,000 bolts?

805
01:10:00,991 --> 01:10:03,425
Ten thousand bolts
of finest quality grade A.

806
01:10:03,527 --> 01:10:06,394
Yeah, but it's difficult to shift,
isn't it? Difficult to store.

807
01:10:06,496 --> 01:10:09,727
If I get the Revenue Men in here
sniffing round, what's the...

808
01:10:09,833 --> 01:10:11,596
Best price, 150 guineas.

809
01:10:11,702 --> 01:10:12,169
Gentlemen, put the merchandise
back on board and prepare to sail.

810
01:10:12,169 --> 01:10:14,034
Gentlemen, put the merchandise
back on board and prepare to sail.

811
01:10:14,137 --> 01:10:15,434
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Ferdinand, always a pleasure.

812
01:10:15,572 --> 01:10:17,301
Hold on. Hold on. One minute.
Hold on, cuddles.

813
01:10:17,407 --> 01:10:19,272
- Oh, he's...
- One-sixty. One-sixty.

814
01:10:19,376 --> 01:10:21,310
Seeing as I'm feeling
particularly generous today,

815
01:10:21,411 --> 01:10:22,673
I'll settle for 200.

816
01:10:22,779 --> 01:10:25,805
Two hundred? Okay.
You're having a laugh.

817
01:10:25,916 --> 01:10:27,178
Have you had your head in that?

818
01:10:27,284 --> 01:10:30,344
Has he been sailing up
where the air's too thin?

819
01:10:31,855 --> 01:10:34,449
- You're being very rude.
- Not anymore.

820
01:10:35,625 --> 01:10:37,388
- Two hundred.
- One-eighty.

821
01:10:37,494 --> 01:10:38,927
- Two hundred.
- That's not negotiation.

822
01:10:39,029 --> 01:10:41,327
I'm changing my number.
One-eight-five.

823
01:10:41,431 --> 01:10:43,865
- Did I hear 200?
- From you, you did. Yeah.

824
01:10:43,967 --> 01:10:46,765
- You said 200.
- If I did, you're a ventriloquist.

825
01:10:46,870 --> 01:10:48,929
Okay, one-nine-five. Final offer.

826
01:10:49,306 --> 01:10:53,367
One-nine-five it is.
So, with sales tax, that's, let's see, 200.

827
01:10:53,477 --> 01:10:55,672
Brilliant. Put it in the back.

828
01:10:56,079 --> 01:10:58,240
Unbelievable. Here.

829
01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:05,449
Yes? Can I help you?

830
01:11:07,491 --> 01:11:08,583
Nosy.

831
01:11:09,059 --> 01:11:12,290
Have you heard any of these rumors
going round about a fallen star?

832
01:11:12,396 --> 01:11:13,795
Everyone's talking about it.

833
01:11:13,897 --> 01:11:17,196
You get your hands on one of them,
we can shut up shop. Retire.

834
01:11:17,300 --> 01:11:18,995
- Fallen star?
- Yeah.

835
01:11:25,039 --> 01:11:26,734
- Nothing on your travels?
- No.

836
01:11:26,841 --> 01:11:28,069
Not even a little sniff of a whisper?

837
01:11:28,176 --> 01:11:29,871
Everyone's going on about it
down at the market.

838
01:11:29,978 --> 01:11:31,240
Which market?
The market near the wall?

839
01:11:31,346 --> 01:11:32,313
Yeah.

840
01:11:32,414 --> 01:11:34,177
Well, Ferdy, you're wasting your time
listening to gossip

841
01:11:34,282 --> 01:11:36,216
from the kind of pond scum
trading down there.

842
01:11:36,317 --> 01:11:38,649
- Well, if it...
- Oh, my word! Speak of the devil.

843
01:11:38,753 --> 01:11:40,482
Oh, yeah? What were you saying, then?

844
01:11:40,588 --> 01:11:42,886
Oh, what a wonderful woman
you are, Sal.

845
01:11:42,991 --> 01:11:44,686
How the world wouldn't be
the same place without you.

846
01:11:44,793 --> 01:11:46,454
You look great.
You've had your feet done, haven't you?

847
01:11:46,561 --> 01:11:50,657
But, you two, you have business
to attend to. Sal. Ferdy. Good day.

848
01:11:50,765 --> 01:11:53,461
Come on.
I've got something new for you.

849
01:12:00,141 --> 01:12:01,870
Captain Shakespeare.

850
01:12:02,277 --> 01:12:03,574
Stand down!

851
01:12:03,678 --> 01:12:05,373
Meet my nephew,
the fearsome buccaneer,

852
01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:06,970
Tristan Thorn.

853
01:12:07,315 --> 01:12:09,840
He'll be joining us for our journey home.

854
01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:13,352
I have the perfect gift
to keep you amused on the way.

855
01:12:27,569 --> 01:12:29,036
Right, you lazy dogs!

856
01:12:29,137 --> 01:12:31,799
Let's get young Tristan
on his way home!

857
01:14:24,016 --> 01:14:25,210
Touché.

858
01:14:25,885 --> 01:14:27,375
I'm impressed.

859
01:14:43,336 --> 01:14:45,429
Yvaine, I know what you are.

860
01:14:47,773 --> 01:14:50,765
No, no. Have no fear.

861
01:14:51,277 --> 01:14:55,441
No one on this vessel will harm you,
but there are plenty who would.

862
01:14:58,851 --> 01:15:02,582
Your emotions give you away, Yvaine.
You must learn to control them.

863
01:15:02,688 --> 01:15:04,986
You've been glowing
more brightly every day,

864
01:15:05,091 --> 01:15:06,524
and I think you know why.

865
01:15:06,626 --> 01:15:09,390
Of course I know why I'm glowing.
I'm a star.

866
01:15:09,562 --> 01:15:13,521
- And what do stars do best?
- Well, it's certainly not the waltz.

867
01:15:24,710 --> 01:15:25,972
- Now try.
- Okay.

868
01:15:29,448 --> 01:15:31,177
- See?
- Very good.

869
01:15:46,465 --> 01:15:47,864
Due west, you say?

870
01:15:47,967 --> 01:15:49,298
And you're certain
he had a girl with him?

871
01:15:49,402 --> 01:15:50,391
Yeah.

872
01:15:50,503 --> 01:15:53,802
You're sure? Absolutely sure?
Sure you're not lying?

873
01:15:54,306 --> 01:15:56,604
I'd cross my heart if I had one.

874
01:15:57,943 --> 01:15:59,570
- Brilliant.
- You'd better be telling the truth,

875
01:15:59,679 --> 01:16:00,941
you two-faced dog.

876
01:16:01,047 --> 01:16:04,016
I can get you one of them, actually.
Very good guard dogs.

877
01:16:04,116 --> 01:16:06,277
They can watch the back
and the front door at the same time.

878
01:16:06,385 --> 01:16:07,352
I can get you anything you want.

879
01:16:07,453 --> 01:16:10,115
What are the chances of getting
a Babylon candle?

880
01:16:10,222 --> 01:16:11,655
That one's slim.

881
01:16:11,757 --> 01:16:16,215
Although, I did know a girl once,
if you know what I mean...

882
01:16:16,326 --> 01:16:17,418
I'm a ladies' man.

883
01:16:17,528 --> 01:16:18,927
who had a sister...

884
01:16:19,029 --> 01:16:20,087
I think it was a woman.

885
01:16:20,197 --> 01:16:23,928
Oh, she was terrible.
Face like a bag of frogs. Ugly frogs.

886
01:16:24,034 --> 01:16:25,228
Enough.

887
01:16:42,519 --> 01:16:45,249
Hold on tight!
The Captain's at the helm!

888
01:17:37,775 --> 01:17:40,505
So there's the road you'll need for Wall.

889
01:17:40,611 --> 01:17:44,103
Good luck on your journey home,
Yvaine, wherever that may be.

890
01:17:44,214 --> 01:17:47,183
And good luck to you, Tristan,
with your Victoria.

891
01:17:47,951 --> 01:17:49,782
Oh, how can we ever thank you enough
for your kindness?

892
01:17:49,887 --> 01:17:53,482
Don't mention it.
No, seriously, don't mention it.

893
01:17:53,590 --> 01:17:57,617
Reputations, you know.
A lifetime to build, seconds to destroy.

894
01:18:00,030 --> 01:18:02,965
Oh, and Tristan, just remember...

895
01:18:06,136 --> 01:18:07,899
Just think about it.

896
01:18:11,708 --> 01:18:16,077
Well, give my regards to England.
It's been a pleasure to meet you both.

897
01:18:19,550 --> 01:18:22,815
Mind you don't wear that wench out,
Captain Tristan!

898
01:18:27,524 --> 01:18:29,424
What did he say to you?

899
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:31,588
What did he say when?

900
01:18:31,695 --> 01:18:34,186
Just then. When he whispered to you.

901
01:18:35,699 --> 01:18:38,097
No... No, he... He was just saying
we should use the lightning

902
01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:40,430
to get you a Babylon candle.

903
01:18:40,535 --> 01:18:42,469
Barter for it, you know.

904
01:18:43,672 --> 01:18:47,233
For the last time, where is the girl?

905
01:18:48,610 --> 01:18:51,374
The girl with the stone!
Where did she go?

906
01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:54,607
- Are you mocking me?
- No...

907
01:18:54,716 --> 01:18:58,208
'Cause if you are, believe me,
you have seconds to live!

908
01:19:03,191 --> 01:19:04,624
What a freak.

909
01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:07,485
Clean this thoroughly.

910
01:19:15,704 --> 01:19:17,001
Bollocks.

911
01:19:19,274 --> 01:19:21,970
If you have quite finished
squandering your magic

912
01:19:22,077 --> 01:19:24,568
on your rather
counterproductive beauty routine,

913
01:19:24,679 --> 01:19:26,943
you might like to know that
the star has returned.

914
01:19:27,048 --> 01:19:28,413
She's back on land.

915
01:19:28,516 --> 01:19:31,883
I know, damn it.
I couldn't reach the lake in time.

916
01:19:31,987 --> 01:19:36,356
No matter. We have found her.
She is on the road to the village of Wall.

917
01:19:36,458 --> 01:19:38,983
If you take the shortcut
across the marshes,

918
01:19:39,094 --> 01:19:40,959
you should arrive in time
to intercept her.

919
01:19:49,938 --> 01:19:51,166
Yvaine.

920
01:19:55,010 --> 01:19:57,103
- Are you trying to break my leg again?
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

921
01:19:57,212 --> 01:20:00,147
I just... I can't risk people seeing you.
I don't trust anyone.

922
01:20:00,248 --> 01:20:01,909
But at this rate, if we keep stopping...

923
01:20:02,017 --> 01:20:06,977
Yvaine. We're making good time.
Just leave it a minute.

924
01:20:13,962 --> 01:20:15,691
Aren't you tempted?

925
01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:20,529
Tempted? By what?

926
01:20:22,337 --> 01:20:23,736
Lmmortality.

927
01:20:24,773 --> 01:20:26,638
Let's say it wasn't my heart.

928
01:20:27,208 --> 01:20:30,507
Not me. Just a star you didn't know.

929
01:20:32,213 --> 01:20:34,909
You seriously think I could kill anyone?

930
01:20:39,020 --> 01:20:43,389
I mean, even if I could...
Everlasting life?

931
01:20:45,527 --> 01:20:48,087
I imagine it would be kind of lonely.

932
01:20:50,332 --> 01:20:51,424
Well,

933
01:20:53,234 --> 01:20:55,998
maybe if you had someone
to share it with.

934
01:20:57,172 --> 01:20:58,764
Someone you love.

935
01:20:59,174 --> 01:21:01,572
Maybe then it might be different.

936
01:21:04,777 --> 01:21:06,904
Come on, I think we're safe.

937
01:21:29,035 --> 01:21:32,732
Now remember, Captain Shakespeare
has a fearsome reputation.

938
01:23:00,993 --> 01:23:03,587
- What the hell is this?
- What are you doing here?

939
01:23:03,696 --> 01:23:05,789
My name is Prince Septimus.

940
01:23:07,033 --> 01:23:09,797
And you're going to tell me
where I can find the girl.

941
01:23:17,110 --> 01:23:22,514
All right, twinkletoes.
I'm gonna count to three. One, two...

942
01:23:38,863 --> 01:23:43,527
You know, you sort of glitter sometimes.
I just noticed it. Is it normal?

943
01:23:43,634 --> 01:23:46,728
Let's see if you can work it out
for yourself.

944
01:23:46,837 --> 01:23:48,634
What do stars do?

945
01:23:50,207 --> 01:23:51,834
Attract trouble?

946
01:23:53,944 --> 01:23:56,242
That's... All right, I'm sorry.
Wait, I'm sorry.

947
01:23:56,347 --> 01:23:57,905
All right, let me... Let me...
Do I get another guess?

948
01:23:59,083 --> 01:24:03,110
Is it... Do they know exactly how
to annoy a boy called Tristan Thorn?

949
01:24:07,391 --> 01:24:10,656
- How long will that take?
- Maybe two days.

950
01:24:10,761 --> 01:24:14,492
But we don't have two days.
Victoria's birthday is tomorrow.

951
01:24:15,266 --> 01:24:18,360
Yes, it is. Well remembered.

952
01:24:24,875 --> 01:24:27,537
- Nice cup of Earl Grey.
- Get out, everybody. Get out.

953
01:24:27,645 --> 01:24:29,613
Did he hurt you, Captain?

954
01:24:31,315 --> 01:24:34,648
Did you tell him
where your nephew and the girl went?

955
01:24:35,719 --> 01:24:37,550
So what's the problem?

956
01:24:38,822 --> 01:24:40,517
It's my reputation.

957
01:24:42,026 --> 01:24:44,290
No. No, no. Don't be silly. Nonsense.

958
01:24:44,395 --> 01:24:46,226
It's all right, Captain.

959
01:24:46,964 --> 01:24:49,432
We always knew you were a whoopsie.

960
01:24:52,736 --> 01:24:56,433
- You'll always be our captain, Captain.
- Aye, aye, Captain.

961
01:25:01,912 --> 01:25:02,879
Captain.

962
01:25:02,980 --> 01:25:04,971
Yeah. Let's go, let's go.

963
01:25:12,156 --> 01:25:14,021
Prince Septimus,
your men, they're dead.

964
01:25:14,124 --> 01:25:15,489
Oh, really?

965
01:25:17,394 --> 01:25:18,554
Go on!

966
01:25:31,675 --> 01:25:34,542
I met that woman.
She's friends with the Captain.

967
01:25:34,645 --> 01:25:36,340
He said she trades at the market
near Wall.

968
01:25:36,447 --> 01:25:38,438
- We could hitch a lift.
- Really? She's a friend of the Captain's?

969
01:25:38,549 --> 01:25:39,777
- You sure?
- Yes, yes.

970
01:25:40,651 --> 01:25:44,417
Wait! Sorry!
My name is Tristan Thorn. This...

971
01:25:44,521 --> 01:25:46,148
That's my flower.

972
01:25:46,890 --> 01:25:49,948
Eighteen years
I've been looking for that.

973
01:25:50,058 --> 01:25:51,685
Give it to me now!

974
01:25:52,427 --> 01:25:55,487
How dare you?
That was a gift from his mother!

975
01:25:57,132 --> 01:25:58,997
Perhaps I was mistaken.

976
01:26:00,302 --> 01:26:01,826
It's all right.

977
01:26:02,371 --> 01:26:04,464
It's obviously very valuable to you,
so you can have it

978
01:26:04,573 --> 01:26:06,097
in exchange for what I need.

979
01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:08,267
- A Babylon candle?
- And safe passage to the wall.

980
01:26:08,377 --> 01:26:10,208
A Babylon candle?

981
01:26:10,312 --> 01:26:14,248
Oh, no, no, no.
I don't deal in black magic.

982
01:26:14,349 --> 01:26:15,543
Really?

983
01:26:16,184 --> 01:26:18,652
Well, can you give us a lift then?
To the wall?

984
01:26:18,754 --> 01:26:21,780
Well, why didn't you say so
in the first place?

985
01:26:23,825 --> 01:26:26,589
For that flower, I can offer you passage.

986
01:26:26,862 --> 01:26:29,023
- Food and lodging on the way?
- Safe passage.

987
01:26:29,131 --> 01:26:31,463
I swear that you will arrive at the wall

988
01:26:31,566 --> 01:26:34,626
in the exact same condition
that you're in now.

989
01:26:40,242 --> 01:26:42,836
Do you have any idea what
manner of thing it was that you had?

990
01:26:42,944 --> 01:26:44,935
Some kind of lucky charm?

991
01:26:45,414 --> 01:26:48,645
A very lucky charm indeed. Protection.

992
01:26:49,484 --> 01:26:54,251
In fact, the exact same thing that
would've prevented me from doing this.

993
01:26:58,660 --> 01:27:01,356
- Oh, my God! What did you do?
- Much better.

994
01:27:01,463 --> 01:27:05,263
You shall not see the star, touch it,
smell or hear it.

995
01:27:05,634 --> 01:27:09,161
Though I'll keep me word.
You shall not be harmed.

996
01:27:18,113 --> 01:27:21,708
There.
Food and lodging just as I promised.

997
01:27:21,817 --> 01:27:25,947
Would I be correct in thinking that
you can neither see nor hear me?

998
01:27:26,388 --> 01:27:29,084
Then I'd like to tell you
that you smell of pee.

999
01:27:29,191 --> 01:27:30,954
You look like the wrong end of a dog.

1000
01:27:31,059 --> 01:27:33,527
And I swear,
if I don't get my Tristan back as he was,

1001
01:27:33,628 --> 01:27:35,789
I'll be your personal poltergeist!

1002
01:27:55,016 --> 01:27:56,210
Tristan?

1003
01:27:57,786 --> 01:28:00,584
If you can understand me,
look at me now.

1004
01:28:29,115 --> 01:28:32,107
You know when I said
I knew little about love?

1005
01:28:33,853 --> 01:28:35,753
Well, that wasn't true.

1006
01:28:38,291 --> 01:28:40,225
I know a lot about love.

1007
01:28:40,994 --> 01:28:44,430
I've seen it.
I've seen centuries and centuries of it.

1008
01:28:46,232 --> 01:28:50,191
And it was the only thing that made
watching your world bearable.

1009
01:28:51,404 --> 01:28:56,865
All those wars. Pain and lies. Hate.

1010
01:28:59,012 --> 01:29:02,311
Made me want to turn away
and never look down again.

1011
01:29:04,451 --> 01:29:08,251
But to see the way that mankind loves.

1012
01:29:09,456 --> 01:29:12,186
I mean, you could search
the furthest reaches of the universe

1013
01:29:12,292 --> 01:29:15,125
and never find anything more beautiful.

1014
01:29:18,031 --> 01:29:23,435
So, yes, I know that
love is unconditional.

1015
01:29:25,071 --> 01:29:28,871
But I also know it can be unpredictable,

1016
01:29:29,843 --> 01:29:35,475
unexpected, uncontrollable, unbearable

1017
01:29:37,450 --> 01:29:41,546
and, well,
strangely easy to mistake for loathing.

1018
01:29:42,322 --> 01:29:43,289
And

1019
01:29:45,658 --> 01:29:50,061
what I'm trying to say, Tristan, is

1020
01:29:51,731 --> 01:29:53,460
I think I love you.

1021
01:29:54,567 --> 01:30:00,267
My heart, it feels like
my chest can barely contain it.

1022
01:30:02,108 --> 01:30:07,546
Like it doesn't belong to me anymore.
It belongs to you.

1023
01:30:09,082 --> 01:30:13,314
And if you wanted it,
I'd wish for nothing in exchange.

1024
01:30:14,621 --> 01:30:19,581
No gifts, no goods,
no demonstrations of devotion.

1025
01:30:22,629 --> 01:30:25,223
Nothing but knowing you love me, too.

1026
01:30:27,166 --> 01:30:28,690
Just your heart

1027
01:30:30,770 --> 01:30:32,465
in exchange for mine.

1028
01:30:41,946 --> 01:30:44,141
The wall is one mile that way.

1029
01:30:44,949 --> 01:30:48,646
There. Though the walk might take
you a little longer than normal.

1030
01:30:48,753 --> 01:30:52,849
Transformation tends to leave the brain
a bit scrambled for a while.

1031
01:30:56,327 --> 01:30:57,658
You...

1032
01:31:00,131 --> 01:31:02,497
I warned you. Save your strength.

1033
01:31:03,467 --> 01:31:05,731
I've been so worried about you.

1034
01:31:06,404 --> 01:31:07,632
Victoria.

1035
01:31:08,673 --> 01:31:10,732
I think I preferred "Mother."

1036
01:31:12,643 --> 01:31:17,205
Come on. There's an inn over there.
Victoria's birthday's not till tomorrow.

1037
01:31:18,249 --> 01:31:19,716
I think you need a bath
and a good night's sleep

1038
01:31:19,817 --> 01:31:22,081
before you present me to her.

1039
01:31:22,186 --> 01:31:23,813
Come on. Come.

1040
01:31:26,190 --> 01:31:29,091
- Come on, Tristan. It's not that far.
- Okay.

1041
01:31:50,615 --> 01:31:52,310
Excuse me?

1042
01:31:52,416 --> 01:31:55,647
- I think you're in my bath.
- Well, close your eyes!

1043
01:31:57,188 --> 01:32:01,318
I'm not... Honestly, I'm not looking.
Here, I'll turn away.

1044
01:32:06,297 --> 01:32:08,663
All right, you can open them now.

1045
01:32:16,407 --> 01:32:19,535
Did you really mean
what you said in the caravan?

1046
01:32:21,579 --> 01:32:22,841
What I...

1047
01:32:22,947 --> 01:32:25,973
But... But you were a mouse!

1048
01:32:26,417 --> 01:32:29,580
You were a mouse! You wanted cheese!
You didn't...

1049
01:32:29,687 --> 01:32:31,518
I asked you to give me a sign.

1050
01:32:31,622 --> 01:32:35,786
And risk you being too embarrassed
to keep saying such lovely things?

1051
01:32:41,132 --> 01:32:44,693
You want to know what the Captain
really whispered to me that day?

1052
01:32:47,038 --> 01:32:51,634
He told me that my true love
was right in front of my eyes.

1053
01:32:53,844 --> 01:32:55,471
And he was right.

1054
01:33:10,259 --> 01:33:13,160
Hey, guys! Guys, come on! Come on,
you got to come up and see this!

1055
01:33:13,262 --> 01:33:14,695
No, thank you.

1056
01:33:15,431 --> 01:33:17,490
- Pervert!
- Suit yourself.

1057
01:33:19,468 --> 01:33:22,869
- Ironic, isn't it?
- Yeah. What is?

1058
01:33:23,505 --> 01:33:25,564
Septimus will be here by the morning,

1059
01:33:25,674 --> 01:33:29,440
find the girl, get the stone
and be king forever.

1060
01:33:29,545 --> 01:33:30,876
So unjust.

1061
01:33:31,480 --> 01:33:33,778
Still, at least we will be free.

1062
01:33:36,552 --> 01:33:39,885
You're very close.
She's in the market town.

1063
01:33:39,988 --> 01:33:42,286
One mile from the gap in the wall.

1064
01:33:42,391 --> 01:33:44,450
You speak as if this is good news.

1065
01:33:44,560 --> 01:33:48,496
Do I need to remind you that Wall
is not part of our universe?

1066
01:33:48,597 --> 01:33:51,157
If she crosses the threshold
into the human realm,

1067
01:33:51,266 --> 01:33:55,293
our star becomes nothing more
than a pitted lump of metallic rock.

1068
01:33:55,804 --> 01:33:58,204
Then I suggest you hurry up!

1069
01:34:29,371 --> 01:34:30,531
What?

1070
01:34:31,540 --> 01:34:32,700
Oh, what do you want?

1071
01:34:32,808 --> 01:34:35,936
Sorry.
Can I have a piece of paper and a pen?

1072
01:34:36,044 --> 01:34:38,911
Ask me again
at a more reasonable hour.

1073
01:34:39,014 --> 01:34:40,106
No, I can't. I have to go.

1074
01:34:40,215 --> 01:34:42,445
Look,
if my friend wakes up before I get back,

1075
01:34:42,551 --> 01:34:45,019
- please, can you give her a message?
- Go on.

1076
01:35:21,623 --> 01:35:25,250
You know, that's the first time
I've ever slept at night.

1077
01:35:26,593 --> 01:35:28,288
I can't believe it.

1078
01:35:32,666 --> 01:35:33,655
Tristan?

1079
01:35:42,943 --> 01:35:44,706
Have you seen my friend?

1080
01:35:44,811 --> 01:35:46,711
He left absurdly early.

1081
01:35:47,914 --> 01:35:49,142
He left?

1082
01:35:49,249 --> 01:35:52,480
He told me to tell you
he's gone to see Victoria

1083
01:35:52,586 --> 01:35:55,487
because he's sorry,
but he's found his true love

1084
01:35:55,589 --> 01:35:58,717
and he wants to spend
the rest of his life with her.

1085
01:35:59,793 --> 01:36:00,885
What?

1086
01:36:01,895 --> 01:36:04,363
- Are you sure?
- I'm positive.

1087
01:36:33,793 --> 01:36:36,660
Hey! Hey, wait! Wait!

1088
01:37:20,273 --> 01:37:21,763
Happy birthday.

1089
01:37:22,742 --> 01:37:24,039
Tristan.

1090
01:37:26,012 --> 01:37:27,775
What happened to you?

1091
01:37:29,182 --> 01:37:30,809
I found the star.

1092
01:37:32,953 --> 01:37:34,853
I can't believe you did it.

1093
01:37:34,955 --> 01:37:37,423
Where's my star? Can I see it?

1094
01:37:38,558 --> 01:37:40,583
- Is it beautiful?
- Yes.

1095
01:37:42,829 --> 01:37:44,797
Well, it's awfully small.

1096
01:37:45,765 --> 01:37:48,789
Well, that's just a little piece.
A token for your birthday.

1097
01:37:48,900 --> 01:37:51,698
Well... Well, then forget about the star.

1098
01:37:53,004 --> 01:37:55,199
It's not the star that I want.

1099
01:37:57,642 --> 01:37:59,405
You know what I want.

1100
01:38:01,612 --> 01:38:03,443
Yeah. I do.

1101
01:38:08,720 --> 01:38:12,656
You want to grow up
and get over yourself.

1102
01:38:17,462 --> 01:38:19,089
- Humphrey.
- Thorn.

1103
01:38:19,630 --> 01:38:21,723
You must have a death wish.

1104
01:38:29,741 --> 01:38:32,539
Humphrey. Humphrey, it's all right.

1105
01:38:33,177 --> 01:38:34,838
She's all yours.

1106
01:38:34,946 --> 01:38:37,506
You really are a perfect couple.
The best of luck to you both.

1107
01:38:37,615 --> 01:38:42,245
Well, why would I want this?
It's just a measly handful of stardust!

1108
01:38:47,792 --> 01:38:48,918
Yvaine?

1109
01:38:51,062 --> 01:38:52,996
She can't cross the wall.

1110
01:39:01,739 --> 01:39:02,763
Go on!

1111
01:40:10,274 --> 01:40:13,207
Stop! Stop!
If you go through there, you'll die!

1112
01:40:13,309 --> 01:40:14,367
What?

1113
01:40:16,545 --> 01:40:19,742
If you set foot on human soil,
you'll turn to rock.

1114
01:40:20,316 --> 01:40:23,808
Wretched slattern!
Where have you taken me?

1115
01:40:33,162 --> 01:40:35,653
Planning to enter Wall, were you?

1116
01:40:35,764 --> 01:40:40,167
If death is what you wish, my dear,
I'd be more than happy to assist you.

1117
01:40:40,503 --> 01:40:42,403
Are you talking to me?

1118
01:40:43,139 --> 01:40:44,766
You. Small world.

1119
01:40:45,774 --> 01:40:49,107
Anyhow, no, I wasn't.
I was talking to the star.

1120
01:40:49,612 --> 01:40:50,909
What star?

1121
01:40:52,448 --> 01:40:56,145
My slave girl's no star.
Any fool can see that.

1122
01:40:56,685 --> 01:40:59,313
If she was,
I'd have had the heart out of her chest

1123
01:40:59,421 --> 01:41:01,946
a long time ago, trust me.

1124
01:41:02,358 --> 01:41:05,759
Trust you? Not a mistake
I'd be likely to make again.

1125
01:41:06,428 --> 01:41:09,829
What's it to be, Ditchwater Sal?
Heads or tails?

1126
01:41:39,862 --> 01:41:43,923
- Oh, God. Time to go.
- She's not going anywhere.

1127
01:41:44,066 --> 01:41:45,931
I think you'll find she is.

1128
01:41:46,035 --> 01:41:48,401
It's all right. You can come, too.

1129
01:41:51,307 --> 01:41:55,368
You can ride in the carriage or
be dragged behind it. Your choice.

1130
01:42:15,264 --> 01:42:16,561
What happened?

1131
01:42:16,665 --> 01:42:18,997
Be my guest. I quit.

1132
01:42:19,101 --> 01:42:22,093
Eighty years
I've stopped you people going out.

1133
01:42:22,204 --> 01:42:24,069
What I should have been worrying about

1134
01:42:24,173 --> 01:42:25,663
was those people
from the other side coming in.

1135
01:42:25,774 --> 01:42:27,435
All right,
just tell me what happened!

1136
01:42:27,543 --> 01:42:29,408
What happened? Oh, where to start?

1137
01:42:30,779 --> 01:42:31,746
No!

1138
01:42:45,759 --> 01:42:46,953
Come on!

1139
01:43:16,857 --> 01:43:17,983
Go on!

1140
01:43:48,622 --> 01:43:49,850
The star!

1141
01:43:50,457 --> 01:43:51,424
And who else?

1142
01:43:51,525 --> 01:43:54,653
A slave for us. It will be nice to
have someone to help mop up

1143
01:43:54,761 --> 01:43:56,956
when we've finished with our little guest.

1144
01:43:57,064 --> 01:43:58,463
Oh, good work, sister.

1145
01:43:58,565 --> 01:44:01,466
And just in time, I see! You look awful!

1146
01:45:00,492 --> 01:45:01,891
Who are you?

1147
01:45:03,194 --> 01:45:05,492
What business do you have here?

1148
01:45:06,931 --> 01:45:08,193
Septimus?

1149
01:45:08,733 --> 01:45:10,826
I knew your brother, Primus.

1150
01:45:12,170 --> 01:45:14,695
Unless you wish to meet him
in the afterlife,

1151
01:45:14,806 --> 01:45:17,468
I suggest you answer my question.
What are you doing here?

1152
01:45:17,575 --> 01:45:19,873
I might ask you the same thing.

1153
01:45:36,628 --> 01:45:38,493
There are four of them.

1154
01:45:41,466 --> 01:45:44,196
Do as I say and we may stand a chance.

1155
01:45:44,302 --> 01:45:46,793
Wait.
How do I know you can be trusted?

1156
01:45:46,905 --> 01:45:49,499
You don't. Why? Do you have a choice?

1157
01:45:49,607 --> 01:45:51,598
- No.
- Well, then, let's go.

1158
01:45:59,017 --> 01:46:02,612
Get off me! Get off!

1159
01:46:06,858 --> 01:46:09,053
- Una?
- Septimus.

1160
01:46:09,160 --> 01:46:10,627
- Una!
- Sister!

1161
01:46:29,380 --> 01:46:31,245
Tristan! No! Tristan!

1162
01:46:32,484 --> 01:46:35,180
I'm your... I'm your... I'm your mother.

1163
01:46:36,421 --> 01:46:37,979
I'm your mother.

1164
01:47:14,692 --> 01:47:17,286
- Rather well.
- Good riddance to you. Yes.

1165
01:47:56,899 --> 01:47:59,094
Let's put out those flames.

1166
01:47:59,535 --> 01:48:00,832
Shall we?

1167
01:48:51,554 --> 01:48:53,419
So, what happens now?

1168
01:48:54,223 --> 01:48:56,623
We have to learn to live with each other.

1169
01:48:56,726 --> 01:48:57,920
Forever?

1170
01:49:03,432 --> 01:49:05,195
Let's get on with it.

1171
01:49:09,138 --> 01:49:11,129
Be the man that I know you are.

1172
01:49:28,924 --> 01:49:30,221
- Get outside.
- Okay.

1173
01:49:30,326 --> 01:49:31,315
Go.

1174
01:49:41,504 --> 01:49:43,369
- Tristan!
- Get him.

1175
01:50:19,039 --> 01:50:20,301
Get off!

1176
01:50:24,445 --> 01:50:26,174
Get out!

1177
01:51:03,350 --> 01:51:07,810
So, what's it to be, Prince Charming?
Frog or tadpole?

1178
01:52:05,879 --> 01:52:07,107
Septimus?

1179
01:53:29,227 --> 01:53:30,387
Tristan!

1180
01:54:14,205 --> 01:54:15,502
Youth.

1181
01:54:16,441 --> 01:54:17,738
Beauty.

1182
01:54:19,544 --> 01:54:21,978
It all seems meaningless now.

1183
01:54:22,681 --> 01:54:24,649
My sisters are dead!

1184
01:54:26,284 --> 01:54:29,947
Everything I cared about gone.

1185
01:54:36,125 --> 01:54:37,217
Go.

1186
01:54:42,699 --> 01:54:43,996
Go!

1187
01:55:05,021 --> 01:55:05,988
No!

1188
01:56:03,112 --> 01:56:05,046
I owe you thanks, boy.

1189
01:56:05,481 --> 01:56:08,575
What use was her heart to me
when it was broken?

1190
01:56:09,018 --> 01:56:13,921
And you got rid of my sisters
and now I can have it all for myself.

1191
01:56:19,796 --> 01:56:22,822
- Hold me tight and close your eyes.
- What? Why?

1192
01:56:23,599 --> 01:56:25,226
What do stars do?

1193
01:56:32,041 --> 01:56:33,201
Shine.

1194
01:57:09,443 --> 01:57:11,104
- Bravo!
- Yeah!

1195
01:57:11,512 --> 01:57:12,809
Very good.

1196
01:57:14,582 --> 01:57:16,106
Why didn't you do that earlier?

1197
01:57:16,217 --> 01:57:20,847
I couldn't have done that without you.
No star can shine with a broken heart.

1198
01:57:22,256 --> 01:57:24,121
I thought I'd lost you.

1199
01:57:25,392 --> 01:57:27,189
But you came back.

1200
01:57:27,595 --> 01:57:29,893
Of course I did. I love you.

1201
01:57:35,469 --> 01:57:36,697
Come on.

1202
01:57:56,790 --> 01:57:58,087
Tristan.

1203
01:58:00,828 --> 01:58:04,320
The last surviving male heir
of the Stormhold bloodline.

1204
01:58:07,101 --> 01:58:08,728
It's you, Tristan.

1205
01:58:12,606 --> 01:58:15,598
But if he's the new King of Stormhold,
then...

1206
01:59:02,690 --> 01:59:07,184
I crown thee King Tristan of Stormhold.

1207
01:59:24,576 --> 01:59:25,975
Yeah!

1208
01:59:41,893 --> 01:59:43,520
My gift to you.

1209
01:59:45,330 --> 01:59:46,729
To you both.

1210
01:59:47,032 --> 01:59:48,363
Thank you.

1211
02:00:03,315 --> 02:00:05,875
They ruled for 80 years.

1212
02:00:07,119 --> 02:00:10,054
But no man can live forever,

1213
02:00:10,956 --> 02:00:14,357
except he who possesses
the heart of a star.

1214
02:00:15,260 --> 02:00:19,663
And Yvaine had given hers
to Tristan completely.

1215
02:00:21,233 --> 02:00:24,532
When their children and grandchildren
were grown,

1216
02:00:25,570 --> 02:00:28,801
it was time to light the Babylon candle.

1217
02:00:34,880 --> 02:00:39,317
And they still live happily ever after.