1
00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:30,140
Now, let me just
get this straight.

2
00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:32,776
You're telling me that today is the
only day we can have this meeting,

3
00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,111
which happens to
be Christmas Eve

4
00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:35,579
and also my daughter's
birthday, thank you very much.

5
00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:37,481
Let's play geography.
California.

6
00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:39,549
Arkansas. Arkansas?

7
00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,251
Does that end with
an "A" or a "W"?

8
00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:42,310
An "S."

9
00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:44,754
Saudi Arabian Desert.

10
00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:46,823
You already used Saudi Arabia.

11
00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:48,382
Not the desert.

12
00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,235
What's going on?

13
00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:01,571
Timbuktu. Okay, you
just made that up.

14
00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:03,173
I did not. It's a real place.

15
00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:04,341
Fine.

16
00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:06,400
"U", "U..." What
starts with "U"?

17
00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:10,247
Up. Up? Up isn't a place.

18
00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:11,305
Yes, it is.

19
00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:13,974
It's up there.

20
00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:16,410
You're such a dork.

21
00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:29,723
That's better.

22
00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,693
What's their story?

23
00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,928
Those poor boys.

24
00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,064
The woman, Annie Binkow,

25
00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:04,734
is the owner of the traveling
circus where the boys work.

26
00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:06,870
Their mother is the fat lady,

27
00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:10,106
and their father swallows
swords and tames lions.

28
00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:13,977
Name of the circus? Annie's
Big Top Spectacular

29
00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:16,103
and Lion Extravaganza.

30
00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:21,218
The performers are forced
to entertain alien children

31
00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:25,822
who have three heads
and six feet.

32
00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:28,425
And aliens don't applaud
like us, you know.

33
00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,418
What do they do instead?
They tap dance.

34
00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,622
Coolest story ever.

35
00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:44,441
Well, that was a
total waste of time.

36
00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:48,312
They actually wanted me to mount a
musical about teenage vampires.

37
00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:51,715
I mean, who in their right mind
wants to go to the theater

38
00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,241
and watch a lot of
singing vampires?

39
00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,121
Well, that looks like it
must've been delicious.

40
00:02:58,145 --> 00:02:59,723
I didn't eat it all by myself.

41
00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,891
We shared it.

42
00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:05,128
Well, honey, I think maybe
you've had enough. Time to go.

43
00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:07,255
But we're celebrating my birthday.
Thank you.

44
00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:11,325
Hurry up. We've certainly
spent enough time here.

45
00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,440
Are you okay?

46
00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:18,675
Remember when I was little

47
00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:22,069
and I thought if I closed my
eyes that nobody could see me?

48
00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:23,637
Yeah.

49
00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:25,839
I wish I still believed that.

50
00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:34,715
Don't look now, but I see the prettiest
girl I've ever seen in my whole life.

51
00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,060
Where?

52
00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:39,529
To your left, but
don't look too fast.

53
00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,155
I bet she's pretty tired of people
staring at her all the time.

54
00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:43,757
A little more.

55
00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:47,928
A little more.

56
00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:04,754
Do you know why we get your birthday
present at Tiffany's every year?

57
00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,189
Because it's our favorite store,

58
00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:09,959
and a girl should never depend
on a man to buy her jewelry.

59
00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:13,530
Quite right. You are the only person
you can count on in this world.

60
00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:17,301
What people call true love is only
for fairytales and greeting cards.

61
00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:18,968
She's wrong.

62
00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:22,772
Real love, true love lasts forever
and ever. It never goes away.

63
00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:25,032
Come on, let's go get
something gorgeous.

64
00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:41,048
It's beautiful. I know.

65
00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:44,552
Look at that diamond.

66
00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:49,390
It sparkles so much.

67
00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:52,502
Look at that big one.

68
00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:54,738
Excuse me, sir.
Do you work here?

69
00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:58,274
I'm looking for the most beautiful
jewelry in the entire store.

70
00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:02,111
Can you help me? Okay, that's great.
Show me everything you have.

71
00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,472
Come on, let's go see over here.

72
00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,917
Look at that. Look
at that, Michael.

73
00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,252
It's so yellow.

74
00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:11,821
It's so me. Would you
like to try something on?

75
00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:15,859
Yes, please. I'd like that one.

76
00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:17,084
Wonderful choice.

77
00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,219
Okay.

78
00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,225
There you go.

79
00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:28,896
It's so beautiful.

80
00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,644
She's gonna love this.

81
00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:38,948
Yes, I love it. Don't you, Michael?
It's so beautiful.

82
00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:40,950
Your daughter is so imaginative.

83
00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:44,177
We're a very theatrical family.
It's so yellow and pretty.

84
00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:46,856
Shall I wrap it up for you?

85
00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:47,948
I wish.

86
00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:54,263
When you grow up and get married,
that will be your wedding ring.

87
00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:56,927
It's yellow. You're supposed to wear
a diamond when you get married.

88
00:05:56,951 --> 00:06:00,404
That's the rule. Some rules
were made to be broken.

89
00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:04,508
You should have a ring that tells the
world you are Jane. You're special.

90
00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,333
That's a yellow diamond.
It's very special.

91
00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:11,204
Perfect. In that case,
it really is your ring.

92
00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:18,755
It's almost 5:15. I'll
be double digits.

93
00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:22,058
Ten years old. The
age of awareness.

94
00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:26,930
The year you start making your
own decisions. The year you...

95
00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:29,198
The year you start to let
go of your childhood.

96
00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,768
What are you talking about?

97
00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:35,071
You're ready to stand
on your own two feet.

98
00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:37,273
It's time for me to go.

99
00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:38,566
Go where?

100
00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:44,481
I'm going to have to leave at
5:15, the moment you were born.

101
00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:45,639
What?

102
00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,308
Why.

103
00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:51,979
Forever.

104
00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,359
No, you can't do that.

105
00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:59,295
We're only allowed to stay
until our child turns 10.

106
00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:02,766
After that, all imaginary
friends have to leave.

107
00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,634
That's not fair.

108
00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:09,172
You'll be okay. You're smart
and creative and strong.

109
00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:11,240
Why didn't you tell me
this was gonna happen?

110
00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:17,280
I tried. I looked for the perfect moment.
It just never seemed to be the right time.

111
00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:20,450
I won't let you leave.
I forbid it.

112
00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:22,752
I don't have a choice.
It's the rules.

113
00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,588
You said rules were
made to be broken.

114
00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:25,822
Not this one.

115
00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,156
I want to come with you.

116
00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,025
You can't.

117
00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:33,196
This is the first place we met, so this
is the place we have to say goodbye.

118
00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,831
But I'll miss you too much.

119
00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:37,066
After I'm gone, you
won't even remember me.

120
00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:40,403
But you're the only one who
knows everything about me.

121
00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:43,230
You're my best friend
in the whole world.

122
00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,367
I love you.

123
00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:50,647
I love you, too.

124
00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,849
You're crying.

125
00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,107
I've never seen you cry.

126
00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:56,510
I am?

127
00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:14,995
You're in my heart. Love
is never being apart.

128
00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,299
Michael! Michael! Michael!
Michael!

129
00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:21,501
Michael!

130
00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,615
Wait! Open! Hey, what is it?

131
00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:26,850
Open the door, please! I
have to get something!

132
00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:28,718
What's wrong?
Michael's in there!

133
00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,920
Your son? No, no, no. It's
nothing, it's nothing.

134
00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,321
It's just her imaginary friend.

135
00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:35,182
No! He's real! He's in there!

136
00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,426
Look.

137
00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:41,798
There he is. There's your little friend.
Hi, Michael.

138
00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:45,025
He's gone, and he's
never coming back.

139
00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,905
Look what I got you.

140
00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:52,776
I got you this beautiful necklace
that you can wear forever.

141
00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,880
Now, maybe this is for the best.

142
00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:59,306
Maybe you don't
need him anymore.

143
00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:02,710
I do need you, Michael.

144
00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,041
Jane!

145
00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,855
I know.

146
00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,414
Jane, what are you
doing over there?

147
00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:43,851
Get over here.

148
00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,798
It's vintage. I love it.

149
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,299
Do you want to borrow
my wedding dress?

150
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,403
That is very sweet, but I've
got things under control.

151
00:09:52,427 --> 00:09:54,107
Really? That's not what
you said last week.

152
00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:57,340
I can't believe you're marrying Dr.
Sellars.

153
00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,075
He's not Dr. Sellars anymore.

154
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,044
He'll always be Dr.
Sellars to me.

155
00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:04,881
Every Tuesday night,
9:00, the doctor was in.

156
00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:09,076
These are presents for my
beautiful bridesmaids.

157
00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:14,023
I hope you like them.
It's beautiful.

158
00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,884
Okay. Let's get this party started.
Do it.

159
00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:18,919
Tequila.

160
00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,866
To Jane.To Jane.

161
00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,524
And Hugh. And Hugh.

162
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,705
Hey, Jane, don't forget to watch
me on Good Morning, New York.

163
00:10:40,729 --> 00:10:44,566
I go on at 9:30 or something.
I'll meet you after. Love you.

164
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,914
I went to see your play
Barrymore Speaks last week,

165
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:13,649
and I have to say I
thoroughly enjoyed it.

166
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:18,154
Thank you. Yeah, the theater
is a new medium for me and...

167
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,156
But I had great
material to work with.

168
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:24,160
And being so close to the audience and
feeling their immediate response,

169
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,095
it's intoxicating.

170
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:30,233
Now, so many people still think of you
as cardiac surgeon Dr. Mark Sellars

171
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:33,569
from the hit primetime
series Emergency Heights.

172
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:36,305
Thank you. Thank you. Wow.

173
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:41,277
Does that bother you at all?
How could it?

174
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:45,773
It was a great role to play and
it's in reruns all over the world.

175
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,519
Hello, dear. It's your mother.
Just a gentle reminder.

176
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:54,223
I just think it's astonishing that you
haven't finished planning your wedding.

177
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:57,861
A wedding, I might add, that will
take place in less than 30 days.

178
00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:01,164
There's a surprise on Page Six for
you this morning. You're welcome.

179
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,990
Do you know what they
call it in Hong Kong?

180
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,636
Do you know what that means?
No.

181
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:11,107
Well, it means "very
handsome doctor."

182
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,476
This is Jane Claremont again.

183
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:17,446
My shower still isn't working,
so I would really appreciate it

184
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,283
if you could stop by and
take a look at it, okay?

185
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,585
And if I don't hear
from you this time,

186
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:28,624
I will be forced to lodge a
complaint with the plumbers' union

187
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:32,395
or the Better Business Bureau.
Okay, thanks so much. Bye.

188
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:36,032
Hello, sweetheart. Hello, Mrs.
Greenberg. Hello, Coco.

189
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,567
I am gonna pick up treats
for you on the way home.

190
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,403
That's so sweet of you, dear.

191
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,139
Without them, he gets
anxious and despondent.

192
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:46,433
I know he does. Okay, have a great day.
You, too.

193
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:52,315
Good morning,
beautiful neighbor.

194
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,017
Thank you.

195
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:58,554
Fifteen, 17, 19, 21, 28.

196
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:01,457
Bonus number is 24.
You remembered.

197
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,660
Well, you play the same numbers every week.
All of your wives' birthdays.

198
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:07,520
And I got lucky
with all of them.

199
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,734
You've written an autobiography.
Yes.

200
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,702
It's about to be released.

201
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,604
Now, you're so young.

202
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:19,666
What made you decide to write
about your life at this point?

203
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:25,148
I feel like I'm several
chapters into my life now,

204
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:30,153
and I wanted to put down on
paper the me that I've been

205
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:33,156
on the way to becoming
the me I'll be.

206
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,983
One last thing before I let you go.
Okay.

207
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,294
You're engaged. Yes.

208
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,931
You proposed to your fiancee,
Jane Claremont, live

209
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:45,334
on The Tonight Show
six months ago.

210
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:49,038
Was that planned? Was it a
spur of the moment thing?

211
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:52,842
Meredith, if being in love is
something that can be planned,

212
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,068
then, yes, it was
spur of the moment.

213
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:15,598
Good morning, Mrs. Morrison.
It's ready.

214
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,925
I'm not Mrs. Morrison just yet.

215
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,605
It's so beautiful.

216
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,607
Thank you so much for
getting it done so fast.

217
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,266
My pleasure.

218
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,046
So what's it like? Excuse me?

219
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,581
What's it like being
engaged to Hugh Morrison?

220
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,184
Is he just like Dr. Sellars
on Emergency Heights?

221
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,687
So romantic. He's your
soul mate, isn't he?

222
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,224
Your one true love? The
man that completes you?

223
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:44,811
Well, yeah. I mean, I
guess, if there is such

224
00:14:44,823 --> 00:14:48,397
a thing as a soul mate,
he would be mine.

225
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,924
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.

226
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,735
Hey! What are you doing?

227
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,514
Come on!

228
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,583
Get out of the street!

229
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,485
Are you talking to me?

230
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,253
Yeah, I'm talking to you! I don't
see anyone else standing there!

231
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,388
You can see me?

232
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,023
Yeah, I can see you, nut job!

233
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,558
Come on! Get the hell out of the way!
Move it!

234
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,684
Rockefeller Center, please.

235
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:10,046
Be totally honest. How was I?
Are you kidding?

236
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:13,649
I thought Meredith was gonna
jump over and sit in your lap.

237
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,518
You were wonderful.

238
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,654
Dr. Sellars. Why do they always
bring up ancient history?

239
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,856
Why can't they just
focus on my new work?

240
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,658
She talked about the
book and the play.

241
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:23,759
Yeah, I know, but...

242
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,152
Look. Wow.

243
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,962
I got it sized.

244
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,531
That is a beautiful ring. Yeah.

245
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,890
Someone must love you very much.

246
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:38,007
See us on Page Six? I know.
I'm sorry.

247
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:41,077
My mother loves to use you for
publicity for the theater.

248
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,845
No, I think it's cute.

249
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,947
Speaking of my book, Little,
Brown Publishing called.

250
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:48,117
They want me to read an excerpt of it
before the signing at Barnes & Noble.

251
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,909
That's so exciting.
I know, right?

252
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,659
Honey, I told you to wear a heavier coat.
You're gonna get sick.

253
00:16:54,683 --> 00:16:55,984
I know. I know.

254
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,627
Okay, I have to go
to the theater.

255
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,863
How are the wedding plans going?
Almost done.

256
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:05,101
Good. Everything's gonna be perfect.
I can't wait to make you my wife.

257
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,759
I love you. Bye. Love you more.

258
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,178
You did this? You're welcome.

259
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,446
I still have a few
connections with the press.

260
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,049
What makes you think that I
want a picture of me and Hugh

261
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,350
kissing in the newspaper?

262
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,152
We need all the
publicity we can get.

263
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,188
We're sold out until the
end of the run. I know.

264
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,955
Isn't it wonderful?

265
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:30,826
You know, I was thinking, maybe we
should just extend for six weeks,

266
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,696
taking a break for the wedding
and the honeymoon and all that,

267
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,165
and then come back in January
for a really limited run.

268
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:40,002
I think that Hugh made it very clear
that he wants to be available for films.

269
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,604
Well, we'll just have
to take that risk.

270
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,273
I mean, if he gets a movie,
we'll hire someone else.

271
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,700
Does George Clooney do stage?
Oh, my God!

272
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,370
You've got the ring.

273
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,572
It's stunning.

274
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:58,121
Tell me you found the dress.
I found the dress.

275
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:02,825
I really think that the
Vera Wang was perfect.

276
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:07,563
Fact, Cameron Diaz actually tried it on.
Rumor, she's engaged.

277
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:11,224
Question, I heard that she dated
Hugh Morrison a couple years ago.

278
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,270
I'll ask him and
get back to you.

279
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:18,141
Statement, my mom and I love him. You
are so lucky to be marrying him.

280
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:21,210
I like it. It's just, there's
something that's not right about it,

281
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,645
and it has to be perfect.

282
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:26,582
I know. You've tried every dress
on in the salon, three times.

283
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,851
I know. I'm sorry. I just...
I can't decide.

284
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:31,387
No, I'm sorry. My lunch
hour's only so long

285
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:34,723
and my next patient is 15 and
still dresses like SpiderMan.

286
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,459
I gotta go. Good luck.

287
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,117
Thanks. You, too.

288
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,144
Hi. Jane?

289
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,269
Yeah.

290
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,582
I'm sorry. Have we met before?

291
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:03,051
No one ever remembers
me after I leave.

292
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,388
Wait a minute. Was it at the...
The thing last week...

293
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,523
We were best friends when
you were a little girl.

294
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:11,460
So we went to school together?
Yeah, I went with you every day.

295
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,362
I helped you study. We...

296
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:17,733
Long division was a nightmare for me
always, but you always got it right away.

297
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,403
Okay, we made a volcano
out of clay one time.

298
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,238
And we put dry ice,

299
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:25,608
and we put Pop Rocks inside of it, and
it erupted all over the classroom.

300
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:31,247
And Mr. Lee, he choked on his coffee
and it came shooting out of his nose.

301
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,105
Wow, it's so great
to see you again.

302
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:38,144
Yeah, it's great
to see you again.

303
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,027
Jacqueline, I'm telling
you, I've seen him twice

304
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,396
in different parts of the
city and now he's here.

305
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,232
The guy is definitely
stalking me.

306
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:53,802
Stalking you? Are you sure? It's
probably just a coincidence.

307
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:54,894
Is he cute?

308
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,975
Well, yeah, but what
difference does that make?

309
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,535
I mean, Ted Bundy was
kind of cute, right?

310
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,983
Okay, he's gone. All right.

311
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,377
Yeah, I know. It's so weird.

312
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:15,824
Jane... Got to go. Why
are you following me?

313
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,660
Answer me right now,
or I will mace you.

314
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:20,062
That's a PEZ dispenser.
You still love candy.

315
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:22,798
Do you remember freezing Milk Duds
and melting them in hot milk?

316
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,167
It's the best. Why are you here?

317
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,970
I don't know. I only can assume
it's because you need me.

318
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,938
So what's wrong? How
can I help you, Jane?

319
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:33,476
No, no, no. I can assure you
that I do not need you.

320
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,711
And if you don't leave me
alone, I'm calling 911.

321
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:39,615
Do you remember when we called 911
because your goldfish Charlie died?

322
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:42,851
Paramedics were not happy.
How did you know that?

323
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,553
I... No.

324
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,954
Don't answer that, because I
want you to leave me alone.

325
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,257
You've grown into a
beautiful woman, Jane.

326
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:50,092
That's it. I am
calling the police.

327
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:53,396
Jane, Jane, it's me.

328
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:57,165
Your imaginary friend from age
five and threequarters to 10.

329
00:20:57,189 --> 00:21:01,003
Yes, well, am I being punk'd right now?
Because this is weird.

330
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,171
Are there hidden cameras?
Is this a reality show?

331
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:06,208
Listen, the carousel in Central Park.
You always had to have the pink pony.

332
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:07,912
What little girl didn't
want the pink pony?

333
00:21:07,936 --> 00:21:09,571
I always rode behind you.

334
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,641
Stay!

335
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,155
What's wrong with you?

336
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:22,224
I'm not sure. You?

337
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:26,562
My mother says I'm
depressed and delusional.

338
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,921
My mother used to tell
me the same thing.

339
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,090
Mothers.

340
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,271
I'll just be one second.

341
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,664
Okay. Okay.

342
00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:42,445
What are you doing here?
Are you okay?

343
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:43,770
I'm having a mental breakdown.

344
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,884
Just choose a wedding dress.
You'll feel better.

345
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:52,388
I'm being followed by a
figment of my imagination.

346
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,222
That stalker you
called me about?

347
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:57,125
He says he's my imaginary friend
from when I was a little girl.

348
00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:01,597
The thing is, I actually had an
imaginary friend when I was little.

349
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:05,324
And there are things about my childhood,
things that there's no way he could know.

350
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,204
He probably found
you on Facebook.

351
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:12,164
I bet he's an actor. He just
wants a part in your new play.

352
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,335
You know what? You're
probably right.

353
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,539
Okay.

354
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,685
So how are the
wedding plans going?

355
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:26,088
I can't seem to make any decisions.
Nothing is perfect.

356
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:28,156
That's because
nothing is perfect.

357
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:31,226
You just have to find something
you like and buy it.

358
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:34,029
I can't. It's too hard.

359
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:37,032
You know what they say about people
who can't make the little decisions

360
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:39,067
leading up to the big decision?

361
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:42,571
Please don't start this again.
Hugh is perfect for me.

362
00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,607
You've only known him a year.

363
00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:47,111
He proposed to you on latenight television.
You couldn't say no.

364
00:22:47,135 --> 00:22:49,878
I didn't wanna say no.
I love him.

365
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,247
Okay, okay.

366
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:55,451
I have to see my next patient.
You'd like him.

367
00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:58,320
He arrives with an invisible
four-foot tall rabbit named Paul.

368
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:00,547
Very funny. Very funny.

369
00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,090
Bye. Bye.

370
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,076
Jane.

371
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:24,079
Oh, my God. You have got
to stop following me.

372
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:27,883
If you're an actor and you want an audition,
have your agent call the theater.

373
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,747
I don't have an agent.
Well, you should get one

374
00:23:29,771 --> 00:23:31,119
because you are freaking me out.

375
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,688
I'm freaked out, too, okay?

376
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,993
I've never been freaked out
before, so imagine my surprise.

377
00:23:35,017 --> 00:23:36,857
Jane, Jane, I need you
to help me figure out...

378
00:23:36,881 --> 00:23:41,329
Enough, enough, enough, enough.
You've got to stop following me.

379
00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:46,334
I left you on your 10th birthday
at 5:15, the moment you were born.

380
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:49,038
I told you I had to leave and you
cried when I got into the elevator.

381
00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:55,167
How did you know that?

382
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,437
I'm Michael.

383
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,008
Michael?

384
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:04,443
Yeah.

385
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,352
What...

386
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:23,171
Did that hurt?

387
00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:27,810
If "hurt" means my face is on fire and my
eyes are watering, then, yeah, it hurt.

388
00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,745
I'm really sorry.

389
00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:34,216
It's just, you brought up
a painful memory for me.

390
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:38,878
Michael broke my heart. I
cried for weeks when he left.

391
00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:45,293
How can you be Michael?

392
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,996
I don't know. I'm just as surprised
that I'm here as you are.

393
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,297
It just doesn't make sense.

394
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,599
I know.

395
00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:52,467
I mean, I get that
when I was little,

396
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,703
I was lonely and I needed
an imaginary friend.

397
00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:59,041
But now, my life is perfect.

398
00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:02,377
You know, I have a great
job, a great apartment.

399
00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:05,672
I'm engaged to a man that most
women would die to marry.

400
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:13,079
And imaginary friends are imaginary.
So I got to go to work.

401
00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:23,532
What the hell.

402
00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:27,927
All right, catch me up. Tell me everything
that's happened to you since you were 10.

403
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,263
That's like 28 years.

404
00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:34,701
I don't know. I grew up.

405
00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:37,436
This is amazing.

406
00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:39,606
It's a donut.

407
00:25:42,508 --> 00:25:43,643
Hey.

408
00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:47,623
What's the story with those two?

409
00:25:47,647 --> 00:25:51,694
They're making snowflakes
for the holiday show.

410
00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:54,120
No, I mean, their secret lives.

411
00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:57,265
I don't really know them.

412
00:25:57,289 --> 00:25:59,892
You don't play the
story game anymore?

413
00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:07,610
No. No, no. I'm an adult now. I don't
really play any games anymore.

414
00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:11,814
You know, I have a job and a life
and places that I have to be.

415
00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:14,983
So, it was great
to see you again.

416
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:20,079
Great in a delusional, out of my mind,
"hope to wake up soon" kind of way.

417
00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:23,449
I've missed your sense of humor.

418
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,364
You know what? One
more question.

419
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:31,166
Why didn't you become
a pastry chef?

420
00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:33,902
Or a writer? I chose
to manage a theater.

421
00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:36,271
Your mother's theater. Yeah.

422
00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:39,474
That wasn't your life's dream.
I was 10.

423
00:26:39,498 --> 00:26:41,818
People don't become what they
wanted to when they were kids.

424
00:26:41,842 --> 00:26:45,580
Otherwise, all little boys would be
firefighters or dump truck drivers,

425
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,244
and all little girls
would become Madonna.

426
00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:49,084
I know, but it's...

427
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,476
I grew up.

428
00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,348
I'm defending
myself to a mirage.

429
00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:01,830
I'm telling you, Peter, it's like
she doesn't believe in me anymore.

430
00:27:01,854 --> 00:27:03,966
She acts like she's scared
of me or something.

431
00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:08,303
Do you blame her? You scared me,
too, showing up all big and human.

432
00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:11,106
It still freaks me out a little.
I just don't understand.

433
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:14,109
Me, neither. You know, it's like
I got a foot in both worlds.

434
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,235
You see me. They see me.

435
00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:19,948
I'm really good at this.

436
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,932
Of course you're good.
You're, like, 10 feet tall.

437
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:25,187
So what do I do? I don't know.

438
00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:29,591
I guess you're just gonna have to ride
it out and wait for reassignment.

439
00:27:29,615 --> 00:27:33,285
It shouldn't be long. The way the world
is right now, we're spread pretty thin.

440
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:36,765
So, when's her birthday?

441
00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:39,668
That's probably your exit date.
You think?

442
00:27:39,692 --> 00:27:43,939
You may be temporarily human,
but the rules are rules.

443
00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:47,009
We come when they need us, and
we leave on their birthdays.

444
00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:48,877
Her birthday's December 24.

445
00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:52,647
You better figure out what she needs
so you can get back to normal.

446
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,316
Right.

447
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:55,742
I got to go. Okay.

448
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:03,158
He shows up and just
expects me to accept

449
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:06,862
that he's like this imaginary ghost
from my childhood or something.

450
00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:08,797
I mean, that's crazy, right?

451
00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:11,433
I am a logical, rational person.

452
00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:15,670
I mean, I don't drink excessively. I
don't do drugs. I pay my taxes on time.

453
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:19,942
I am obsessive about recycling.

454
00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:24,079
And part of me wants to believe
that it really is Michael,

455
00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:28,174
and then there's a part of me that just
thinks I should have myself committed.

456
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:31,577
Do you think I'm losing my mind?

457
00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:39,561
So the producers loved the show tonight.
Maury called.

458
00:28:39,585 --> 00:28:41,396
He thinks I'm being
considered for the lead

459
00:28:41,408 --> 00:28:43,231
role in a feature film,
a romantic comedy.

460
00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:45,233
I always knew something
like this would happen.

461
00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:47,257
I mean, can you imagine
what this will mean for me?

462
00:28:47,281 --> 00:28:50,317
You get one lead role, the rest
just follows, and I'm back!

463
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,067
Did you see that was Hugh Morrison?
Jane.

464
00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:57,815
You seem like you're miles away.

465
00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:01,340
No, I just had a weird day.

466
00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:04,086
What's the matter? Are you okay?

467
00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:07,689
Yeah. Yeah, I ran
into someone today.

468
00:29:07,713 --> 00:29:10,049
Really Found you. Yes.

469
00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:16,198
You must be Jane's friend.

470
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:17,599
Hi.

471
00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:22,871
Hugh, this is Michael, my
friend from childhood.

472
00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:25,607
And we ran into each other today.
That's fantastic.

473
00:29:25,631 --> 00:29:27,366
Hi. Good to see you. Hey.

474
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,635
Can I sit down?

475
00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:34,974
Yeah, of course. Of course, please.
Yeah, please do.

476
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:39,487
Michael, this is
Hugh, my fiance.

477
00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:41,689
So, honey, we should
probably look at the menu,

478
00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:43,473
because, you know, if
the waitress comes over

479
00:29:43,497 --> 00:29:45,708
and I don't know what I want,
that'll send her away,

480
00:29:45,732 --> 00:29:49,155
then it takes 20 minutes for her to come
back, and that's a long time, so...

481
00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:55,103
So what do you do?

482
00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:58,273
I'm a friend for children
who need a little support.

483
00:29:58,297 --> 00:30:00,008
A teacher. He's a teacher.

484
00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:02,077
A teacher. My mother
was a teacher.

485
00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:04,813
That's such a noble profession.

486
00:30:04,837 --> 00:30:08,540
She used to say, "Teaching
feeds the soul of a child."

487
00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:13,889
I had a teacher once who inspired me to
read the works of Tolstoy and Camus...

488
00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:17,549
Jane. Jane used to read the
works of Nancy Drew mysteries.

489
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:27,002
Michael. Michael, I don't
remember you mentioning...

490
00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:28,636
What is your last name?

491
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,896
Friend.

492
00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:31,697
Michael Friend.

493
00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,076
Michael Friend.

494
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:37,445
You know, we used to
call him the Friendster.

495
00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:40,015
Michael Friend is a
good name for me.

496
00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:42,985
It's a great name. Yeah.

497
00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:46,121
Finally. We're both gonna
have the chicken marsala

498
00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:48,556
with the vegetables
instead of the potatoes.

499
00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,220
Can you ask them to
hurry it, too, please?

500
00:30:50,244 --> 00:30:52,460
Doesn't that come
with mushrooms?

501
00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:55,898
I mean, just checking, because I know
you... Mushrooms make you throw up.

502
00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:58,524
Yeah, I'm allergic. You are?

503
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:02,270
Yeah. I didn't know that.

504
00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:04,039
It's okay. I'll just
eat around them.

505
00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:08,043
Well, why don't you get something
different, that won't make you sick?

506
00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:12,771
Okay, yeah, I will have
the spaghetti bolognese.

507
00:31:14,773 --> 00:31:18,220
That sounds great. I'll also do that.
Hugh, you wanna change your order, too?

508
00:31:18,244 --> 00:31:21,323
No. Pasta this late at night?
No, thank you.

509
00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:24,893
Come on. It gives you energy for later
when you guys wrestle around in bed.

510
00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:27,795
She's a tough cookie, am
I right or am I right?

511
00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:28,988
Right.

512
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:37,572
So, Hugh, you're marrying Jane.

513
00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:41,733
Wow, you are so lucky. Tell
me what you love about her.

514
00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:48,374
I love...

515
00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:51,353
She's so organized.

516
00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:54,356
You know, she has my whole life on track.
She has me on a schedule.

517
00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:55,757
It really works, too.

518
00:31:55,781 --> 00:31:58,860
I mean, she's the reason I
got my book done in time.

519
00:31:58,884 --> 00:32:02,321
Well, those are things you can accomplish
with a datebook and a clock, though.

520
00:32:03,822 --> 00:32:05,824
What do you love about her?

521
00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:11,197
Michael, I'm not sure I
understand your question.

522
00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:15,867
Well, you know, I mean,
she's super funny.

523
00:32:16,802 --> 00:32:18,280
Isn't she?

524
00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:21,116
Come on. She's
incredibly creative.

525
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:25,587
I personally love how when she runs and her
ponytail just swings from side to side.

526
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:28,490
It's great.

527
00:32:28,514 --> 00:32:30,993
And you got to love how
she sings in her sleep.

528
00:32:31,017 --> 00:32:33,257
You slept together? Well, she
doesn't like to sleep alone.

529
00:32:33,281 --> 00:32:36,084
We napped together in
kindergarten on a mat.

530
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,635
Michael... Totally innocent.

531
00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:42,670
So, are you married?

532
00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:46,108
No. No. You know, I'm never
in one place very long.

533
00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:48,460
My work kind of takes
me all over the world,

534
00:32:48,472 --> 00:32:50,812
so I'm never sure where
I'm gonna be sent.

535
00:32:50,836 --> 00:32:54,116
Dr. Sellars, would you
mind signing our menu?

536
00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:55,374
Sure.

537
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:57,919
Wait, you're a doctor?

538
00:32:57,943 --> 00:32:59,487
No, he's an actor.

539
00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:01,323
An actor?

540
00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:04,516
Well, we must've seen him in one of the
million movies we watched together?

541
00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:35,323
Well, Michael, good to meet you.
Hope to see you again sometime.

542
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:39,094
You, too. Thank you for paying for
dinner, by the way. I don't have money.

543
00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:41,196
I know. Teachers are
so underappreciated.

544
00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:43,965
I mean, when you compare their
salaries to what actors make, it's...

545
00:33:43,989 --> 00:33:45,400
I've never needed
it until today.

546
00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:47,635
Yeah, right, it's a
whole different world.

547
00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:50,172
No, the world is still the same.
I'm the one who's changed.

548
00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:51,330
Yeah.

549
00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:56,102
Got you last.

550
00:33:57,803 --> 00:33:59,114
Yeah, okay. Take care.

551
00:33:59,138 --> 00:34:00,906
All right, you, too.

552
00:34:02,608 --> 00:34:04,110
See you later.

553
00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:24,029
He's a handsome guy.

554
00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:27,799
Friendly.

555
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,545
A little odd.

556
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:34,616
Must've been great to reconnect
with him after all these years.

557
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:38,110
You gonna see him again?
No, I don't think so. No.

558
00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:43,882
Knows a lot about you.

559
00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:46,585
Yeah.

560
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,021
I guess he always did.

561
00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:03,878
Thank you.

562
00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:06,238
I got it. Happy holidays to you.

563
00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:12,820
It's a great building. Nice to
be so close to the park, huh?

564
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:14,756
Michael

565
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:15,981
I know.

566
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:26,768
Okay, look. Listen, if you wanna get in
touch with me, here's my business card.

567
00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,203
You can call me, okay?

568
00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:30,338
Good night. Great.

569
00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:32,540
Hugh doesn't live with you?

570
00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:34,509
No, Hugh needs his rest
when he's doing a play,

571
00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:36,878
and I wake up early,
so that wakes him up.

572
00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:40,215
And after we get married, I'm
gonna move into his place.

573
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,784
I don't know why I'm telling you this.
Good night.

574
00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:45,611
Good night. Sweet dreams.
You, too.

575
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,162
Are you sleeping out here?

576
00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:56,130
Yeah, I'll be fine.

577
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,023
It'll be like when
we went camping.

578
00:35:59,024 --> 00:36:00,502
We never went camping.

579
00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:03,238
Yes, we did. We made a tent
out of sheets on the balcony

580
00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:05,431
and roasted marshmallows
in your EasyBake Oven.

581
00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:07,766
Yeah, that was fun.

582
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:13,348
I liked Hugh. He's wonderful.

583
00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:17,409
I know. I can see why you love him.
He's an actor with really white teeth.

584
00:36:19,044 --> 00:36:21,680
That's not why I love him.
Good night.

585
00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:24,082
Good night.

586
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:40,342
Okay, you can stay one night.

587
00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:45,046
He always does this, the super. He
leaves me a note. He has a key.

588
00:36:45,070 --> 00:36:47,181
He could just let himself
in and fix the shower,

589
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,584
but instead he leaves me a note.

590
00:36:49,608 --> 00:36:53,087
But I guess I have bigger
problems than a broken shower.

591
00:36:53,111 --> 00:36:56,291
The whole place could use
a paint job, you know?

592
00:36:56,315 --> 00:37:00,194
Sorry about the mess. Hugh keeps
promising to help me, but...

593
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:04,299
You know what? I guess it
doesn't really matter.

594
00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:07,435
Not gonna be here much longer.

595
00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:11,096
I couldn't just let you sleep
outside, right? It's too cold.

596
00:37:12,531 --> 00:37:14,141
Okay.

597
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:16,468
You can just sleep on the couch.

598
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,080
Okay.

599
00:37:19,104 --> 00:37:21,015
Michael, why are you here?

600
00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:24,652
The only thing I can figure out is
that I must be here to help you.

601
00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:25,987
So what's wrong, Jane?

602
00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:30,458
Nothing. I'm fine.
I don't need help.

603
00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:33,295
Great, then I was right.
About what?

604
00:37:33,319 --> 00:37:37,865
I always knew you would grow up and
become an amazing, beautiful woman.

605
00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:39,489
I'm just glad I get
to be here to see it.

606
00:37:42,060 --> 00:37:45,673
That's... So, thank you

607
00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:51,513
for coming all the way back
here from magic land. You know?

608
00:37:51,537 --> 00:37:54,816
Sleep well. See you
in the morning.

609
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,074
Thanks.

610
00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:08,219
Jane? Yeah?

611
00:38:08,987 --> 00:38:10,021
Proud of you.

612
00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:27,138
No! No!

613
00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:33,588
What are you doing in here?

614
00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:35,492
I thought you might still
be afraid of the dark.

615
00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:39,494
Go back into the other room.

616
00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:40,652
Okay.

617
00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:49,337
This isn't happening.

618
00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:51,539
You've had a brain aneurysm.

619
00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:55,510
You're in a coma in the hospital, but
your mind is living this nightmare

620
00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:58,370
and just waiting for
you to wake up.

621
00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:11,926
Jane. Hi, dear.

622
00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:14,028
There's my girl.

623
00:39:14,052 --> 00:39:17,665
Did you know Mr. Danderford played the
clarinet at the Blue Note in the late '50s

624
00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:20,267
and Mrs. Greenberg was
a waitress there?

625
00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:22,691
And they've lived down the hall
from each other all this time,

626
00:39:22,715 --> 00:39:24,326
and they never put
that together.

627
00:39:24,350 --> 00:39:25,640
It's amazing.

628
00:39:25,664 --> 00:39:27,809
So, I see you guys have all met.

629
00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:31,979
Well, finish your coffee.
I've got to go to work, okay?

630
00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:34,677
Here's a key. So when
you're finished, just

631
00:39:34,689 --> 00:39:37,375
lock up and put the key
under the mat. Bye.

632
00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:47,228
Mom, do you remember
when I was a little girl

633
00:39:47,252 --> 00:39:49,797
and I had an imaginary
friend named Michael?

634
00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:51,899
Yeah, do I ever.

635
00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:54,702
I even sent you to Dr.
Nussbaum for therapy,

636
00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:57,439
and he told me that I should let
you keep your little friend

637
00:39:57,463 --> 00:39:59,140
because he made you happy,

638
00:39:59,164 --> 00:40:03,101
and he was sure that one day he
would leave, and thank God he did.

639
00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:06,972
Why?

640
00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:11,085
I just ran into someone
that reminds me of him.

641
00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:13,287
Oh, my God, you're
having an affair.

642
00:40:13,311 --> 00:40:17,324
Does Hugh know? No, I am not
having an affair, Mother.

643
00:40:17,348 --> 00:40:20,828
I just... You know, I ran in...

644
00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:22,363
You know what it is.

645
00:40:22,387 --> 00:40:24,666
It doesn't matter. It's wedding jitters.
Buyer's remorse.

646
00:40:24,690 --> 00:40:26,568
You two are perfect together.
I know.

647
00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:29,471
Well, as perfect as it
can get in this world.

648
00:40:29,495 --> 00:40:31,272
God, that's so cynical.

649
00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:33,140
No, it isn't.

650
00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:36,410
Jane, I just don't
want you to miss out.

651
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:41,415
I waited a long time for Mr. Right
and what I got was your father,

652
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,041
a charming, cheating
bastard who left us.

653
00:40:45,711 --> 00:40:49,090
Hugh is a wonderful catch
and he adores you.

654
00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:51,125
And I love him.

655
00:40:51,149 --> 00:40:52,818
Of course you do.

656
00:41:11,436 --> 00:41:13,715
Martha Stewart's daughter was
my assignment for a year

657
00:41:13,739 --> 00:41:17,108
when her mom's company went
public and she got really busy.

658
00:41:19,745 --> 00:41:20,812
What do you think?

659
00:41:23,048 --> 00:41:25,326
It's amazing.

660
00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:27,753
I can't believe you
did all of this.

661
00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:30,197
Come here.

662
00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:32,524
Your hands are freezing.

663
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:39,531
And you even put
together my TV stand.

664
00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:42,668
And this was all I needed.

665
00:41:49,407 --> 00:41:51,977
No one's ever done anything
like this for me before.

666
00:41:54,379 --> 00:41:55,581
Why not?

667
00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:59,293
I don't know.

668
00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:02,487
People have their own lives.
They get busy.

669
00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:10,295
What is that smell?

670
00:42:11,296 --> 00:42:13,264
I made you mac and cheese.

671
00:42:14,065 --> 00:42:15,934
I love mac and cheese.

672
00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:29,991
The Adventures of
Michael and Jane.

673
00:42:30,015 --> 00:42:33,384
Wow, I haven't looked
at this in forever.

674
00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:36,688
I know.

675
00:42:37,823 --> 00:42:40,134
I have something to show you.
What?

676
00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:43,061
Go in the bathroom, turn on the
shower, and take off your clothes.

677
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:48,900
What?

678
00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:52,537
No! I can't do that.

679
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,475
"Take off your clothes."
I fixed your shower!

680
00:42:59,144 --> 00:43:02,380
I was a friend to a kid
whose father was a plumber.

681
00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:06,351
I thought you wanted to...

682
00:43:08,219 --> 00:43:10,965
I wasn't always Don Juan.

683
00:43:10,989 --> 00:43:15,870
I wasn't always an actor, and Hamlet
wasn't always my favorite role.

684
00:43:15,894 --> 00:43:19,731
I was first John Sidney
Blyth Barrymore,

685
00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:23,735
a young boy with big dreams,

686
00:43:25,971 --> 00:43:27,581
although not always
focused on the stage.

687
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:29,174
Vivian, hi.

688
00:43:30,341 --> 00:43:32,053
I'm sorry that I misjudged you.

689
00:43:32,077 --> 00:43:34,321
Jane says you've really
grown into a better mother.

690
00:43:34,345 --> 00:43:36,490
Thank you. Yeah.

691
00:43:36,514 --> 00:43:38,225
Who are you?

692
00:43:38,249 --> 00:43:42,463
Michael. Well, you used to call
me the delusion, remember?

693
00:43:42,487 --> 00:43:44,607
You were probably just trying
to protect Jane from love

694
00:43:44,631 --> 00:43:46,067
because you'd been so hurt.

695
00:43:46,091 --> 00:43:48,736
You weren't being mean. You
were simply misguided.

696
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,505
It's okay. I forgive you.

697
00:43:51,529 --> 00:43:55,000
I live between polite
society and the bordello.

698
00:43:56,735 --> 00:44:00,782
It wasn't until 1903 that I
made my debut as a thespian.

699
00:44:00,806 --> 00:44:02,383
And by 1905,

700
00:44:02,407 --> 00:44:05,419
I was firmly implanted
in the London stage.

701
00:44:05,443 --> 00:44:09,757
The theater was my salvation when
television became redundant, you know.

702
00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:13,527
But film is the dream. It
keeps me reaching inside.

703
00:44:13,551 --> 00:44:15,763
You know what I mean? Excuse me.

704
00:44:15,787 --> 00:44:17,498
Hi. Hi.

705
00:44:17,522 --> 00:44:21,368
This is a surprise. Michael's here.
Yeah.

706
00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:24,105
I'm not sure I like you spending
so much time with the other guy.

707
00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:26,507
Oh, stop. He's just
an old friend.

708
00:44:26,531 --> 00:44:29,276
You are the love of my life.

709
00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:30,635
Who? You.

710
00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:35,365
Sorry, I just get
a little jealous.

711
00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:37,584
You were wonderful, by the way.

712
00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:40,021
Thanks, man. You're
an amazing actor.

713
00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:42,881
Thank you, man. I really
believed you were a doctor.

714
00:44:44,950 --> 00:44:48,062
He actually wasn't a doctor.
He wasn't playing a doctor.

715
00:44:48,086 --> 00:44:50,264
Well, you were
stupendous tonight.

716
00:44:50,288 --> 00:44:52,133
Thank you, Vivian.

717
00:44:52,157 --> 00:44:54,597
You know you would've gotten a
standing ovation if the audience

718
00:44:54,621 --> 00:44:57,004
wasn't riveted to their
seats by your performance.

719
00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:59,273
You look great. Thank you.

720
00:44:59,297 --> 00:45:01,767
Yeah. My daughter's
a lucky woman.

721
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:05,312
Aren't you, honey? Yes, I am.

722
00:45:05,336 --> 00:45:07,806
Come on, someone
wants to meet you.

723
00:45:10,075 --> 00:45:12,419
Hugh is really talented. I know.

724
00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:15,622
Your mother's the same
as she always was.

725
00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:16,714
I know.

726
00:45:24,422 --> 00:45:26,267
Morning.

727
00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:28,426
Hi. Going to work?

728
00:45:30,161 --> 00:45:32,539
No, the theater's
dark on Mondays.

729
00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:35,200
Great. What do you
wanna do today?

730
00:45:37,535 --> 00:45:39,981
Want to go to the museum?

731
00:45:40,005 --> 00:45:43,842
Or, you know, maybe we
could just stay home?

732
00:45:48,914 --> 00:45:52,750
I have a very full day.

733
00:45:54,052 --> 00:45:56,621
I have a wedding to plan.

734
00:46:05,363 --> 00:46:06,664
I'm just...

735
00:46:07,632 --> 00:46:09,901
I'm just gonna get dressed now.

736
00:46:11,536 --> 00:46:12,703
Right.

737
00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:18,743
Do you want me to...

738
00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:21,923
I'll just...

739
00:46:21,947 --> 00:46:26,127
So, it's been three months and you've
narrowed it down to these seven.

740
00:46:26,151 --> 00:46:29,030
With Christmas orders piling up, I
really need you to make a decision

741
00:46:29,054 --> 00:46:31,232
on what direction you wanna go.
I know. I know.

742
00:46:31,256 --> 00:46:33,400
I just don't think
that I can choose yet.

743
00:46:33,424 --> 00:46:37,138
And they're all beautiful. It's
just that Hugh is very particular,

744
00:46:37,162 --> 00:46:38,663
and everything has
to be perfect.

745
00:46:40,498 --> 00:46:42,409
You want that one.

746
00:46:42,433 --> 00:46:45,212
This one? Yeah.

747
00:46:45,236 --> 00:46:47,248
Yeah, pink and green are
your favorite colors,

748
00:46:47,272 --> 00:46:50,184
and roses remind you
of your Grandma Rose.

749
00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:53,754
Yeah, you're right.
I'll take this one.

750
00:46:53,778 --> 00:46:55,890
Wonderful.

751
00:46:55,914 --> 00:46:59,093
You should bring your fiance with
you on all your appointments.

752
00:46:59,117 --> 00:47:00,862
He's not my fiance.

753
00:47:00,886 --> 00:47:02,854
He's just a good friend.

754
00:47:06,457 --> 00:47:09,560
You must like boys. Am I right?

755
00:47:10,761 --> 00:47:13,464
I like girls and boys. Yeah.

756
00:47:19,204 --> 00:47:22,783
Wow. Chocolate is... No. There
are no words for chocolate.

757
00:47:22,807 --> 00:47:25,386
New words will have to be
invented for this experience.

758
00:47:25,410 --> 00:47:29,090
And the strawberry. Strawberry
tastes like summer afternoons

759
00:47:29,114 --> 00:47:31,792
when you've been outside
playing and swimming all day,

760
00:47:31,816 --> 00:47:34,628
and then you come inside, and
you're hungry and thirsty.

761
00:47:34,652 --> 00:47:36,021
Strawberry.

762
00:47:50,969 --> 00:47:52,803
It's clouds of awesome.

763
00:47:53,438 --> 00:47:55,040
This is the one!

764
00:47:57,542 --> 00:48:00,445
Let's go to the dress shop next. I've
narrowed it down to six dresses.

765
00:48:01,246 --> 00:48:03,891
I already know the one.

766
00:48:03,915 --> 00:48:06,493
I still don't know
why we're here.

767
00:48:06,517 --> 00:48:08,795
Do you remember the
first play we went to?

768
00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:13,258
Of course. It was my favorite.
One Special Night.

769
00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:20,574
That's my dress.

770
00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:23,878
You said that the first night you saw it,
when the actor stepped out on stage in it.

771
00:48:28,439 --> 00:48:29,674
Come on.

772
00:48:44,322 --> 00:48:45,556
Wow.

773
00:48:46,224 --> 00:48:47,959
You look beautiful.

774
00:48:48,393 --> 00:48:49,560
I do?

775
00:48:52,863 --> 00:48:54,099
Thanks.

776
00:49:10,681 --> 00:49:11,949
What just happened?

777
00:49:13,418 --> 00:49:16,763
We kissed. No, we didn't.

778
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:18,865
That just didn't happen.
That was wonderful.

779
00:49:18,889 --> 00:49:20,729
How could it be wonderful
if it never happened?

780
00:49:20,753 --> 00:49:22,603
That was our first kiss.
It was our last kiss.

781
00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:24,305
They say you never
forget your first kiss.

782
00:49:24,329 --> 00:49:25,930
Forget it, okay?

783
00:49:28,399 --> 00:49:29,467
Oh, my God.

784
00:49:32,337 --> 00:49:37,051
It did happen, but it was a horrible
mistake, and it can never happen again.

785
00:49:37,075 --> 00:49:38,155
It was an accident. Exactly.

786
00:49:38,179 --> 00:49:40,321
I just tripped and
fell on your lips.

787
00:49:40,345 --> 00:49:43,324
Michael, I'm serious right now.
That can never happen again.

788
00:49:43,348 --> 00:49:45,159
Yeah, we'll avoid
it at all cost.

789
00:49:45,183 --> 00:49:50,097
I'm about to marry Hugh Morrison, okay?
A man that I love very, very much.

790
00:49:50,121 --> 00:49:51,632
I believe you.

791
00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:55,669
No, I'm not trying to convince
you, you know? It's a fact.

792
00:49:55,693 --> 00:49:58,539
It's just I was very excited
because we found the dress,

793
00:49:58,563 --> 00:50:03,644
and so, you know, stuff happened,
and it didn't mean anything at all.

794
00:50:03,668 --> 00:50:05,746
It was just a kiss
between old friends.

795
00:50:05,770 --> 00:50:07,081
Right. Right.

796
00:50:07,105 --> 00:50:09,983
So we're clear. Just friends.
Best friends.

797
00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:12,610
Okay. You need to
stop following me.

798
00:50:27,892 --> 00:50:30,395
Hey, Paul. How's it going?
Good to see you.

799
00:50:32,697 --> 00:50:34,065
Who's this?

800
00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:38,703
Hi, Nathan. I'm Michael. Hi.

801
00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:42,383
Wait, you can see Paul?

802
00:50:42,407 --> 00:50:44,285
Sure. Yes!

803
00:50:44,309 --> 00:50:45,719
I knew he was real.

804
00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:48,021
Wait. Who are you talking to.

805
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:49,490
He's an imaginary.

806
00:50:49,514 --> 00:50:51,558
Right.

807
00:50:51,582 --> 00:50:54,595
For a second there, I thought you
were talking to an empty chair, so...

808
00:50:54,619 --> 00:50:55,686
No.

809
00:50:59,990 --> 00:51:02,803
Hi. You can't keep
showing up like this.

810
00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:04,371
I do have patients.

811
00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:06,673
Nathan's fine. He's sitting out there
with an invisible boy named Paul

812
00:51:06,697 --> 00:51:08,242
and my imaginary
friend, Michael.

813
00:51:08,266 --> 00:51:09,443
Okay, now you're scaring me.

814
00:51:09,467 --> 00:51:10,968
Ask me what I did today.

815
00:51:12,637 --> 00:51:15,149
I chose my cake, I
chose my flowers,

816
00:51:15,173 --> 00:51:18,018
and my wedding dress all
within the last three hours.

817
00:51:18,042 --> 00:51:20,521
Why? Because I had
Michael with me.

818
00:51:20,545 --> 00:51:23,090
Great. It's crazy, isn't it?

819
00:51:23,114 --> 00:51:24,758
Well, I don't know if
it's crazy or not,

820
00:51:24,782 --> 00:51:28,429
but your eyes do light up every
time you talk about Michael.

821
00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:29,663
No, they don't. Yeah, they do.

822
00:51:29,687 --> 00:51:32,056
You have this twinkle... No.
Okay, I kissed him.

823
00:51:34,792 --> 00:51:37,904
I kissed him, yeah. So
he found the dress,

824
00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:41,932
and I was really happy, and he
thought I looked beautiful, and...

825
00:51:44,402 --> 00:51:45,646
And?

826
00:51:45,670 --> 00:51:48,373
And we kissed, and
now it's over.

827
00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:53,387
So you're still in
human limbo, I see.

828
00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:56,323
It's so weird. Everyone's
talking about it.

829
00:51:56,347 --> 00:51:59,560
Every imaginary should
do it at least once.

830
00:51:59,584 --> 00:52:01,828
Feelings are so much
bigger than we thought.

831
00:52:01,852 --> 00:52:05,266
Your kid gets picked last for baseball,
and we tell him it's nothing.

832
00:52:05,290 --> 00:52:07,258
It's not nothing. It hurts.

833
00:52:18,569 --> 00:52:21,982
That cute guy out there
is your Michael?

834
00:52:22,006 --> 00:52:28,121
No, he is not my Michael, he's
just Michael, a good friend.

835
00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:33,594
He's living with you. He's one door
away, sleeping naked on a white sheet.

836
00:52:33,618 --> 00:52:35,962
How do you stand it? How do
you know he sleeps naked?

837
00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:38,265
That's how I picture him.

838
00:52:38,289 --> 00:52:42,135
Okay, stop. Just stop.

839
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:48,209
I love Hugh. Hugh is a wonderful man, and
I am the luckiest girl in the world.

840
00:52:48,233 --> 00:52:51,278
All I know is if I had a man
who looked at me like that,

841
00:52:51,302 --> 00:52:53,447
I would never get out of bed.

842
00:52:53,471 --> 00:52:54,948
Hugh looks at me like that.

843
00:52:54,972 --> 00:52:56,407
Hugh looks at himself like that.

844
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:05,158
That was fun. So what's next?

845
00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:09,230
Nothing. We got everything. The
cake, the flowers, the dress.

846
00:53:09,254 --> 00:53:11,121
Nice. Let's celebrate.

847
00:53:13,291 --> 00:53:16,361
Martini, olives. Crazy week.

848
00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:18,104
For you?

849
00:53:18,128 --> 00:53:21,198
Martini, olives. Crazy week.

850
00:53:23,268 --> 00:53:25,846
That's great music.

851
00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:29,006
Jane and I love to dance.
No, we don't.

852
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,685
Are you kidding me?

853
00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:35,021
You used to dance in front
of the mirror all the time.

854
00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:40,093
Like a Virgin. The
song Like a Virgin.

855
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:47,525
No way. Are you kidding.

856
00:53:48,593 --> 00:53:49,703
I don't know.

857
00:53:49,727 --> 00:53:50,995
Jane.

858
00:53:52,630 --> 00:53:54,299
Hammer time. It's Hammer time!

859
00:54:01,372 --> 00:54:03,040
He's not from around here.

860
00:54:15,152 --> 00:54:16,432
Can't believe this is happening.

861
00:54:38,809 --> 00:54:41,479
That was amazing. Awesome.

862
00:56:33,624 --> 00:56:36,670
Look at them. What
a sweet couple.

863
00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:39,464
Probably been together for 50 years.
Yeah.

864
00:56:40,197 --> 00:56:42,676
It looks that way,

865
00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:46,904
but the truth is, they just met
an hour ago in yoga class.

866
00:56:47,672 --> 00:56:50,784
Really? Yeah.

867
00:56:50,808 --> 00:56:53,620
Yeah. I mean, they've been
seeing each other for years.

868
00:56:53,644 --> 00:56:57,624
But, you know, a little yoga class
here, a meditation group there.

869
00:56:57,648 --> 00:56:59,984
This is the first time they
ever talked to each other.

870
00:57:01,118 --> 00:57:02,429
Why today?

871
00:57:02,453 --> 00:57:06,223
Well, because today
is Evelyn's birthday.

872
00:57:08,058 --> 00:57:12,930
And she is planning on spending the
entire weekend in a nudist colony.

873
00:57:14,732 --> 00:57:18,645
Name? Of the nudist colony?
The Bare Inn.

874
00:57:18,669 --> 00:57:20,180
Wow. Yeah.

875
00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:23,216
Do you think he'll go with her?
I do, actually. I do.

876
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,919
Because it's also
Phil's birthday.

877
00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:30,447
Yeah. And they will quickly realize that
the best way to spend their birthdays

878
00:57:31,348 --> 00:57:33,450
is in their birthday suits.

879
00:57:37,387 --> 00:57:38,422
Excellent.

880
00:57:42,259 --> 00:57:44,471
So Hugh's gonna pick me
up for the book signing.

881
00:57:44,495 --> 00:57:47,107
And I don't know if
you're gonna go out.

882
00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:49,033
So are you?

883
00:57:50,234 --> 00:57:51,969
Am I what? Gonna go out?

884
00:57:52,570 --> 00:57:55,215
I don't think so.

885
00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:56,999
I don't know. I wasn't
really planning on it.

886
00:57:57,808 --> 00:58:00,420
Don't know a lot of
people here, so...

887
00:58:00,444 --> 00:58:01,445
Right.

888
00:58:02,913 --> 00:58:05,182
You'll be okay? Yeah, sure.

889
00:58:06,784 --> 00:58:07,852
Hey.

890
00:58:12,189 --> 00:58:14,258
I do not want to
have a pillow fight.

891
00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:20,264
You're kidding me.

892
00:58:25,202 --> 00:58:27,037
I have always wanted
a pillow fight!

893
00:58:34,278 --> 00:58:37,423
Hi, honey. What's going on?

894
00:58:37,447 --> 00:58:40,126
Nothing. I've been
calling you all day.

895
00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:43,754
Yeah, we went out. We were
planning our wedding.

896
00:58:46,456 --> 00:58:50,761
Our wedding, not our wedding.

897
00:58:51,428 --> 00:58:52,563
Right.

898
00:58:54,331 --> 00:58:55,976
I don't understand
why he's still here.

899
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,178
He's got nowhere else to go.

900
00:58:58,202 --> 00:59:00,781
Hugh, he's just a friend. You
have no reason to be jealous.

901
00:59:00,805 --> 00:59:02,749
Jealous? No, I'm not jealous.

902
00:59:02,773 --> 00:59:05,318
Excuse me if I don't want my
wife living with another man!

903
00:59:05,342 --> 00:59:08,454
I'm not your wife yet. And keep
your voice down. He can hear you.

904
00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:10,190
He's using you.

905
00:59:10,214 --> 00:59:11,858
He is not using me.

906
00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:15,095
Really? Why did he show up now?

907
00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:19,199
After all these years, right when
you're about to marry a famous actor?

908
00:59:19,223 --> 00:59:20,858
What does he want?

909
00:59:22,660 --> 00:59:24,404
You're so naive.

910
00:59:24,428 --> 00:59:27,140
You know, people, they take
advantage of you all the time,

911
00:59:27,164 --> 00:59:30,210
like those old people that guilt you
into running their errands for them.

912
00:59:30,234 --> 00:59:33,079
They're my neighbors.

913
00:59:33,103 --> 00:59:36,149
You care about this guy so much that
you're gonna let him come in between us?

914
00:59:36,173 --> 00:59:38,652
No. No, of course not.

915
00:59:38,676 --> 00:59:40,286
He's just got no
place else to stay.

916
00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:43,423
I don't care! He's
got no job, no life.

917
00:59:43,447 --> 00:59:47,017
I just feel sorry for him. I
don't care about him at all.

918
00:59:51,021 --> 00:59:53,257
Ten minutes, then I'm gone.

919
01:00:09,006 --> 01:00:10,166
I didn't mean it in that way.

920
01:00:12,542 --> 01:00:13,610
But?

921
01:00:14,712 --> 01:00:17,257
But Hugh's my future.

922
01:00:17,281 --> 01:00:18,749
He's going to be my husband.

923
01:00:19,650 --> 01:00:21,594
Right.

924
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:28,001
Look, Michael, you and I have fun together.
But this is not real.

925
01:00:28,025 --> 01:00:32,529
You know, I can't risk
what I have with Hugh.

926
01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:34,765
I just can't.

927
01:00:35,565 --> 01:00:37,243
He's my future.

928
01:00:37,267 --> 01:00:39,569
Yeah, you already said that.
Well, I'm saying it again.

929
01:00:40,738 --> 01:00:43,249
And this is all very
easy for you, you know?

930
01:00:43,273 --> 01:00:46,019
You have no consequences here.

931
01:00:46,043 --> 01:00:48,779
I get it. No. No, you don't.

932
01:00:50,815 --> 01:00:52,817
You know, this is my life.

933
01:00:53,818 --> 01:00:56,020
Okay? I have responsibilities.

934
01:00:57,621 --> 01:01:01,091
I'm not this little girl anymore
with an imaginary friend.

935
01:01:06,296 --> 01:01:07,597
I grew up.

936
01:01:10,567 --> 01:01:12,970
Everybody has to
grow up, Michael.

937
01:01:14,571 --> 01:01:16,206
Everybody but you.

938
01:01:25,449 --> 01:01:29,429
I haven't seen her in three days.
I miss her so much.

939
01:01:29,453 --> 01:01:31,531
We don't miss our kids.
We care for them,

940
01:01:31,555 --> 01:01:33,700
help them be their best
selves and then we leave.

941
01:01:33,724 --> 01:01:35,468
I know, I know. I just
wanna make her happy.

942
01:01:35,492 --> 01:01:37,971
It isn't your job
to make her happy.

943
01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:41,074
I wish I could stay, you know,
and be a part of her life.

944
01:01:41,098 --> 01:01:42,508
I could learn to
live in her world,

945
01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:44,277
take on responsibilities
and be a grown up.

946
01:01:44,301 --> 01:01:46,079
Have you lost your mind?

947
01:01:46,103 --> 01:01:49,249
No! I only have until her birthday
to show her I've changed.

948
01:01:49,273 --> 01:01:53,653
This isn't about you. She's happy. She's
getting married. Your job is done.

949
01:01:53,677 --> 01:01:54,821
Just go home.

950
01:01:54,845 --> 01:01:56,689
But... No "buts," Michael.

951
01:01:56,713 --> 01:02:00,861
If you don't show up at an exit station
the moment you're supposed to leave,

952
01:02:00,885 --> 01:02:02,462
who knows what could happen?

953
01:02:02,486 --> 01:02:05,389
You could disappear,
cease to exist.

954
01:02:06,290 --> 01:02:08,735
Don't do it.

955
01:02:08,759 --> 01:02:11,504
I don't have a lot of experience,
but I'm great with people.

956
01:02:11,528 --> 01:02:13,673
I'm trustworthy, and I'm
there when you need me.

957
01:02:13,697 --> 01:02:15,508
So why do you wanna work here?

958
01:02:15,532 --> 01:02:18,111
I like food, and it's the
responsible thing to do.

959
01:02:18,135 --> 01:02:19,880
That's a good answer.

960
01:02:19,904 --> 01:02:22,704
That's more than I can say about my
prima donna head chef there, Gerard.

961
01:02:22,728 --> 01:02:24,830
Comes in late, attitude sucks.

962
01:02:26,676 --> 01:02:29,389
Can you wash dishes? Yeah.

963
01:02:29,413 --> 01:02:32,959
I'm just glad that you finally
realized that your friend,

964
01:02:32,983 --> 01:02:34,961
Michael, was just using you.

965
01:02:34,985 --> 01:02:38,164
Well, I don't think he
was using me, per se.

966
01:02:38,188 --> 01:02:40,433
Okay, whatever.

967
01:02:40,457 --> 01:02:43,693
Look, it was great to see him, but
it was time for him to go home.

968
01:02:44,528 --> 01:02:45,796
I agree.

969
01:02:47,131 --> 01:02:52,036
So, I think I wanna write again.

970
01:02:54,238 --> 01:02:56,082
Writing what?

971
01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:57,183
I don't know.

972
01:02:57,207 --> 01:02:59,409
Maybe a children's
story or something.

973
01:03:01,711 --> 01:03:05,058
Honey, I know what this is.
What?

974
01:03:05,082 --> 01:03:08,394
Well, I was almost nominated
for a Tony Award,

975
01:03:08,418 --> 01:03:10,931
and I'm gonna be in a big movie,

976
01:03:10,955 --> 01:03:13,666
and, you know, my book's
gonna be a bestseller.

977
01:03:13,690 --> 01:03:15,601
It's okay for you to
feel a little insecure.

978
01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:19,672
No, that's not what it is at all. I
just always wanted to be a writer.

979
01:03:19,696 --> 01:03:21,774
Well, you never
mentioned it before.

980
01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:24,477
When I was 10 years old, I decided
that I wanted to be a writer,

981
01:03:24,501 --> 01:03:28,748
but then fear and judgment got
in the way as I grew older,

982
01:03:28,772 --> 01:03:30,783
and now... I remember
when I was 10.

983
01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:32,819
I had a dream.

984
01:03:32,843 --> 01:03:35,779
I wanted to be president of
the Screen Actors Guild.

985
01:03:37,314 --> 01:03:39,259
Are you getting sick?

986
01:03:39,283 --> 01:03:42,028
No, but if I were, wouldn't
you want to take care of me?

987
01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:44,321
And risk both of us being sick?

988
01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:49,793
You ever missed a girl?

989
01:03:50,928 --> 01:03:53,130
I mean, really missed her.

990
01:03:54,932 --> 01:03:56,642
Right.

991
01:03:56,666 --> 01:04:02,839
She's just so pretty, but
beautiful and fun and cool.

992
01:04:07,277 --> 01:04:09,489
So where is this fun girl, huh?

993
01:04:09,513 --> 01:04:12,358
I don't know. Not a
little girl anymore.

994
01:04:12,382 --> 01:04:15,585
You know, she goes places
and she does stuff.

995
01:04:18,722 --> 01:04:21,134
I'll have another one.

996
01:04:21,158 --> 01:04:22,598
I think maybe you've
had enough, huh?

997
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:24,861
Okay.

998
01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:30,944
Maybe you should call this girl,

999
01:04:30,968 --> 01:04:32,436
tell her how you feel.

1000
01:04:42,146 --> 01:04:45,125
Hi, Jane, it's Michael.

1001
01:04:45,149 --> 01:04:49,186
I got a job washing dishes at
Sam's Restaurant and Bar in SoHo.

1002
01:04:51,255 --> 01:04:53,690
I just wanted to
call and say hi,

1003
01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:56,693
see how you were doing.

1004
01:04:58,362 --> 01:04:59,729
I miss you.

1005
01:05:04,101 --> 01:05:06,170
Hi, Jane, it's Michael.

1006
01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:14,854
What is this?

1007
01:05:14,878 --> 01:05:17,347
It's macaroni and cheese and...

1008
01:05:20,084 --> 01:05:21,794
Rice Krispies treats.

1009
01:05:21,818 --> 01:05:22,895
Is this a joke?

1010
01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:24,530
No, it's comfort food.

1011
01:05:24,554 --> 01:05:26,666
No, this is sugar,
and this is carbs.

1012
01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:29,402
I can't eat this. I got
to stay in shape. I know.

1013
01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:33,597
I'm auditioning for a feature film. It's
the most important time in my life.

1014
01:05:34,731 --> 01:05:37,034
And marrying you.

1015
01:05:42,506 --> 01:05:45,318
You know what? It's fine.
It's fine. Look.

1016
01:05:45,342 --> 01:05:47,377
What harm could a few
carbs do, right?

1017
01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:51,015
I'm not that hungry anyway.

1018
01:05:56,753 --> 01:05:58,553
Do you want to go outside
and build a snowman?

1019
01:05:59,223 --> 01:06:00,433
It's 20 degrees.

1020
01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:02,468
You wanna go outside
and build a snowman?

1021
01:06:02,492 --> 01:06:04,704
Are you kidding? No.

1022
01:06:04,728 --> 01:06:06,973
It'll be fun.

1023
01:06:06,997 --> 01:06:09,317
This is the kind of stuff you
and Michael used to do, right?

1024
01:06:10,934 --> 01:06:12,069
I just want to be happy.

1025
01:06:17,441 --> 01:06:18,508
We are happy.

1026
01:06:20,110 --> 01:06:22,512
We have everything that we want.

1027
01:06:23,913 --> 01:06:26,116
This is what happy looks like.

1028
01:06:33,757 --> 01:06:36,269
I still have no idea what
to get Hugh for Christmas.

1029
01:06:36,293 --> 01:06:37,670
What's he getting you?

1030
01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:41,407
Skis. We're going to Colorado,
skiing for our honeymoon.

1031
01:06:41,431 --> 01:06:43,476
You hate to ski.

1032
01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:45,935
Well, not completely
and totally.

1033
01:06:49,906 --> 01:06:52,818
Michael would love this scarf.

1034
01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:55,362
I'm gonna get it for him. I thought
you didn't know where he was.

1035
01:06:56,946 --> 01:06:58,915
He left me a message
telling me where he works.

1036
01:07:00,817 --> 01:07:03,129
You have no idea what to
get Hugh for Christmas,

1037
01:07:03,153 --> 01:07:05,565
yet Michael, no problem.

1038
01:07:05,589 --> 01:07:08,501
You should go see him,
tell him how you feel.

1039
01:07:08,525 --> 01:07:11,604
No, that's not fair to Hugh. I'll
just send the scarf to Michael.

1040
01:07:11,628 --> 01:07:15,799
Fair? Hugh is in California
surrounded by beautiful actresses.

1041
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:18,311
So?

1042
01:07:18,335 --> 01:07:21,171
So nothing. I'm just saying...

1043
01:07:27,177 --> 01:07:32,825
Excuse me. Excuse me. Hi.

1044
01:07:32,849 --> 01:07:34,609
I was hoping you could
help me with something.

1045
01:07:34,633 --> 01:07:36,096
It's gonna be about
an hour wait.

1046
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:40,032
Sorry, Christmas special. We're giving
out free cookies with every meal.

1047
01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,901
I'm actually looking
for someone.

1048
01:07:41,925 --> 01:07:44,804
His name is Michael. I think
he's the dishwasher here.

1049
01:07:44,828 --> 01:07:46,196
You mean Michael, the chef?

1050
01:07:48,698 --> 01:07:50,567
Jane. Yeah.

1051
01:07:52,269 --> 01:07:53,779
You're Jane?

1052
01:07:53,803 --> 01:07:54,938
Yeah.

1053
01:07:55,872 --> 01:07:57,207
That Jane?

1054
01:07:59,443 --> 01:08:03,247
Yeah, I guess so. Thank you.

1055
01:08:04,348 --> 01:08:06,716
Jane, hey.

1056
01:08:07,217 --> 01:08:08,952
Hi. Hi.

1057
01:08:11,355 --> 01:08:13,899
I just wanted to stop by
and see how you're doing.

1058
01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:16,226
Yeah, well, let's grab a seat.
Okay.

1059
01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:23,509
I brought you a little
Christmas present.

1060
01:08:23,533 --> 01:08:25,169
Thank you. Yeah.

1061
01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:30,483
I love it. This is great.

1062
01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:32,576
How are you? I'm well.

1063
01:08:34,911 --> 01:08:36,722
Look at you.

1064
01:08:36,746 --> 01:08:38,758
You're this huge success.

1065
01:08:38,782 --> 01:08:41,494
Well, thanks to you.

1066
01:08:41,518 --> 01:08:43,629
The chef quit, so I
took your suggestion.

1067
01:08:43,653 --> 01:08:45,231
My suggestion? Yeah.

1068
01:08:45,255 --> 01:08:47,575
You said you'd rather eat mac
and cheese than anything else,

1069
01:08:47,599 --> 01:08:51,904
so I made mac and cheese, grilled
cheese, tomato soup, Tater Tots.

1070
01:08:51,928 --> 01:08:53,939
Those were my favorite
foods when I was little.

1071
01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:55,775
I know. They're every
kid's favorite foods.

1072
01:08:55,799 --> 01:08:58,668
It turns out people like to be
reminded of their childhood.

1073
01:09:00,837 --> 01:09:02,882
Michael, hi. Hey.

1074
01:09:02,906 --> 01:09:05,718
The girls certainly do love you.

1075
01:09:05,742 --> 01:09:07,076
You'll always be my girl.

1076
01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:13,226
How's Hugh? He's great.
He's great.

1077
01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:16,986
The wedding's coming up soon. He
flew to California for an audition.

1078
01:09:17,754 --> 01:09:19,232
Really?

1079
01:09:19,256 --> 01:09:21,234
He'll be back in time
for the wedding.

1080
01:09:21,258 --> 01:09:23,536
Okay, so the wedding's still on.

1081
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,606
Michael, are you coming
out for drinks later?

1082
01:09:26,630 --> 01:09:28,432
Yeah, I'll be there.

1083
01:09:29,065 --> 01:09:30,376
Fun.

1084
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:33,879
Yeah, we all go for drinks
at this place after work.

1085
01:09:33,903 --> 01:09:35,372
You should come with us.

1086
01:09:39,643 --> 01:09:40,977
It's late.

1087
01:09:42,612 --> 01:09:45,081
I should go home. No, right.
Right.

1088
01:09:46,082 --> 01:09:48,618
Well, it was great to see you.

1089
01:09:51,288 --> 01:09:52,832
You, too.

1090
01:09:52,856 --> 01:09:54,700
I'm really happy for you.

1091
01:09:54,724 --> 01:09:55,759
Thank you.

1092
01:09:57,126 --> 01:09:59,128
Am I gonna see you again?

1093
01:10:01,465 --> 01:10:04,901
I don't know. You
know, I hope so.

1094
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:10,974
Merry Christmas, Jane.

1095
01:10:16,079 --> 01:10:17,447
Merry Christmas, Michael.

1096
01:10:21,585 --> 01:10:23,052
Got you last.

1097
01:10:25,855 --> 01:10:27,324
Got you last.

1098
01:11:25,014 --> 01:11:29,586
After you left, I used to spend
hours thinking about you.

1099
01:11:32,389 --> 01:11:38,328
I just kept looking for you, and I
kept hoping that you would come back.

1100
01:11:40,029 --> 01:11:41,531
At some point,

1101
01:11:42,999 --> 01:11:47,103
it just became too painful
to think about you anymore,

1102
01:11:50,106 --> 01:11:53,443
so I just pretended that you
weren't important to me.

1103
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:58,482
And I shut down.

1104
01:12:01,785 --> 01:12:05,889
It's easier not to feel
anything about anything.

1105
01:12:12,562 --> 01:12:15,131
But I don't want to
do that anymore.

1106
01:12:18,368 --> 01:12:20,870
I want to lie here
with you forever.

1107
01:12:24,107 --> 01:12:25,709
I love you, Jane.

1108
01:12:42,892 --> 01:12:44,127
Michael?

1109
01:13:15,358 --> 01:13:17,403
Hi. Hi. Hey.

1110
01:13:17,427 --> 01:13:19,605
Got us some breakfast.

1111
01:13:19,629 --> 01:13:20,964
I thought you left.

1112
01:13:21,765 --> 01:13:24,000
I think we should talk.

1113
01:13:25,268 --> 01:13:26,979
Later.

1114
01:13:27,003 --> 01:13:28,714
There's something I
have to tell you.

1115
01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:29,939
I already know.

1116
01:13:31,107 --> 01:13:32,618
You do?

1117
01:13:32,642 --> 01:13:34,578
Yeah, and I love you, too.

1118
01:13:36,713 --> 01:13:37,914
Come on.

1119
01:13:41,818 --> 01:13:44,954
These have been the most
perfect days of my life.

1120
01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:47,390
Mine, too.

1121
01:13:49,593 --> 01:13:51,895
What.

1122
01:13:58,968 --> 01:14:00,937
I have to go back, Jane.

1123
01:14:02,872 --> 01:14:03,983
You're leaving?

1124
01:14:04,007 --> 01:14:05,117
I don't want to.

1125
01:14:05,141 --> 01:14:06,185
Then don't.

1126
01:14:06,209 --> 01:14:07,677
I have to. I don't
have a choice.

1127
01:14:10,179 --> 01:14:12,091
Why did you do this?

1128
01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:15,828
Why did you come here and build
this life for yourself here?

1129
01:14:15,852 --> 01:14:21,024
Why did you let me fall in love with
you when you knew you were leaving?

1130
01:14:22,726 --> 01:14:24,003
Michael, I trusted you.

1131
01:14:24,027 --> 01:14:29,341
Jane, falling in love with
you has been the best,

1132
01:14:29,365 --> 01:14:31,925
the best thing I've ever experienced.
You don't know what love is,

1133
01:14:31,949 --> 01:14:33,993
otherwise you wouldn't
be leaving me right now.

1134
01:14:34,017 --> 01:14:35,515
Jane... No.

1135
01:14:35,539 --> 01:14:37,874
The first time that you left me,

1136
01:14:39,576 --> 01:14:42,211
I swore that I would
never forget you.

1137
01:14:44,581 --> 01:14:48,327
This time, I promise you

1138
01:14:48,351 --> 01:14:52,889
I will not spend one more moment
of my life thinking about you.

1139
01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:59,629
I don't ever want
to see you again.

1140
01:15:12,676 --> 01:15:14,410
God, I feel like I'm dying.

1141
01:15:15,545 --> 01:15:19,749
You're not dying.
It's a broken heart.

1142
01:15:20,584 --> 01:15:22,427
Why does it hurt so much?

1143
01:15:22,451 --> 01:15:25,254
It just means you're human.

1144
01:15:55,051 --> 01:15:57,029
Owen.

1145
01:15:57,053 --> 01:16:00,800
I want you to make sure that every guest
gets one of these theater schedules.

1146
01:16:00,824 --> 01:16:02,784
People always like something
to read during dinner.

1147
01:16:03,426 --> 01:16:07,707
Why, you're early. Oh, God.

1148
01:16:07,731 --> 01:16:09,474
I'm sorry. People magazine.

1149
01:16:09,498 --> 01:16:12,477
Welcome, welcome. I'm
Vivian Claremont,

1150
01:16:12,501 --> 01:16:14,980
mother of the bride and owner
of the Claremont Theater,

1151
01:16:15,004 --> 01:16:16,315
where the groom, Hugh Morrison,

1152
01:16:16,339 --> 01:16:18,383
is currently performing
in Barrymore Speaks,

1153
01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:22,054
Tuesday through Saturday
and two shows on Sunday.

1154
01:16:22,078 --> 01:16:25,381
Darren, make sure he has a
good seat right up front.

1155
01:16:26,683 --> 01:16:29,152
No, no. No carnations.
More roses.

1156
01:16:29,653 --> 01:16:30,830
Thank you.

1157
01:16:30,854 --> 01:16:32,665
You sure you want to do this?

1158
01:16:32,689 --> 01:16:34,133
Of course.

1159
01:16:34,157 --> 01:16:37,269
It's not too late, you know.
You can still walk away.

1160
01:16:37,293 --> 01:16:40,429
No, this is the right decision.

1161
01:16:41,364 --> 01:16:42,942
Hugh is a good man.

1162
01:16:42,966 --> 01:16:45,344
Darling, you look beautiful.

1163
01:16:45,368 --> 01:16:47,379
Thank you. So do you.

1164
01:16:47,403 --> 01:16:52,017
I know. It's going to be a perfect
Christmas Eve wedding in New York City.

1165
01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:54,486
And the place is
crawling with paparazzi.

1166
01:16:54,510 --> 01:16:56,612
Jackie, is that for me?

1167
01:16:58,581 --> 01:17:01,084
Cheers, everyone. Cheers.

1168
01:18:01,978 --> 01:18:05,281
The right choice isn't always
the best choice, Jane.

1169
01:18:36,612 --> 01:18:39,916
You look so beautiful.
Thank you.

1170
01:18:46,322 --> 01:18:49,301
I can't wait for our honeymoon.

1171
01:18:49,325 --> 01:18:52,395
New Year's on the slopes.
I'm so excited.

1172
01:18:53,496 --> 01:18:54,597
I don't like to ski.

1173
01:18:57,200 --> 01:19:01,080
Sure you do. No. No, I don't.

1174
01:19:01,104 --> 01:19:02,948
You don't?

1175
01:19:02,972 --> 01:19:04,172
You never told me that before.

1176
01:19:04,196 --> 01:19:07,633
Yeah, I did. You
just didn't listen.

1177
01:19:15,919 --> 01:19:18,163
What's my favorite color?

1178
01:19:18,187 --> 01:19:19,989
Now? Yes, right now.

1179
01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:22,234
Blue.

1180
01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:24,069
No, that's your favorite color.

1181
01:19:24,093 --> 01:19:26,671
What's my favorite flower?

1182
01:19:26,695 --> 01:19:28,540
Orchid. No.

1183
01:19:28,564 --> 01:19:33,745
You always send me orchids, but, really,
that's your mother's favorite flower.

1184
01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:38,141
My favorite are yellow roses.
And Michael knew that.

1185
01:19:43,012 --> 01:19:44,756
That's what this is about?

1186
01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:47,359
Listen, Michael's not here.
I am.

1187
01:19:47,383 --> 01:19:52,297
No, it's not about Michael. Michael's gone.
It's about you and me.

1188
01:19:52,321 --> 01:19:56,268
Look, I forgive you, okay?

1189
01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:59,896
For the whole Michael thing.
I wasn't perfect, either.

1190
01:20:03,199 --> 01:20:05,001
Let's just get married.

1191
01:20:05,869 --> 01:20:07,403
Let's get married.

1192
01:20:08,637 --> 01:20:11,350
I can't do this. What?

1193
01:20:11,374 --> 01:20:14,153
I'm sorry. What

1194
01:20:14,177 --> 01:20:16,521
I know what love feels
like, and this is not it.

1195
01:20:16,545 --> 01:20:17,823
Jane, Jane...

1196
01:20:17,847 --> 01:20:19,647
Where are you going? I
don't love him, Mother.

1197
01:20:19,671 --> 01:20:21,393
You love him enough.
It's not enough.

1198
01:20:21,417 --> 01:20:24,696
This may be your last chance
for happiness and security.

1199
01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:25,831
I have to find Michael.

1200
01:20:25,855 --> 01:20:27,299
Jane.

1201
01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:29,283
If you do this, you'll be
ruining this day forever.

1202
01:20:29,307 --> 01:20:32,911
Christmas Eve, your birthday, will always
be the day that you ruined your life.

1203
01:20:34,063 --> 01:20:35,740
Jane.

1204
01:20:35,764 --> 01:20:38,434
My birthday. What time is it?

1205
01:20:40,236 --> 01:20:41,780
I got to go.

1206
01:20:41,804 --> 01:20:44,283
Fifteen minutes till
the moment I was born!

1207
01:20:44,307 --> 01:20:45,774
But I'm gonna be a big star.

1208
01:21:14,637 --> 01:21:18,307
Here. Merry Christmas!
What do I do with these?

1209
01:21:22,912 --> 01:21:25,490
That's a great choice.

1210
01:21:25,514 --> 01:21:28,817
Thank you so much. You're welcome.
Happy holidays.

1211
01:21:34,123 --> 01:21:36,025
Can I help you, sir?

1212
01:21:40,196 --> 01:21:42,298
No, thank you.

1213
01:21:44,233 --> 01:21:45,701
I'm done here.

1214
01:21:59,582 --> 01:22:00,816
Michael!

1215
01:22:07,623 --> 01:22:09,358
I love you so much.

1216
01:22:10,726 --> 01:22:12,561
I've always loved you.

1217
01:22:14,797 --> 01:22:18,734
You are my soul mate,
my one true love.

1218
01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:23,983
I've always loved you, too.

1219
01:22:24,007 --> 01:22:29,345
Loving you has been the
best part of my life,

1220
01:22:32,215 --> 01:22:34,517
and I'm gonna miss you forever.

1221
01:22:36,219 --> 01:22:37,286
Stay with me.

1222
01:22:37,820 --> 01:22:38,988
I can't.

1223
01:22:41,090 --> 01:22:43,459
What am I supposed
to do without you?

1224
01:24:00,469 --> 01:24:02,771
They're perfect for each other.

1225
01:24:08,611 --> 01:24:11,323
Michael?

1226
01:24:11,347 --> 01:24:14,583
She's an Olympic swimmer, and
he's an underwater tuba player.

1227
01:24:16,919 --> 01:24:18,187
I thought you had to leave.

1228
01:24:19,422 --> 01:24:20,923
I couldn't go.

1229
01:24:22,825 --> 01:24:24,769
I don't understand.

1230
01:24:24,793 --> 01:24:29,064
When you were a little girl, I
came to you because you needed me.

1231
01:24:32,435 --> 01:24:36,715
I came back because I need you.

1232
01:24:36,739 --> 01:24:38,507
I don't exist without you.

1233
01:24:43,179 --> 01:24:44,280
What about the rules?

1234
01:24:46,315 --> 01:24:48,151
Some rules were
made to be broken.

1235
01:24:52,221 --> 01:24:54,433
I wanted to get you something

1236
01:24:54,457 --> 01:24:58,927
that is as special and
unique as you are.

1237
01:25:04,433 --> 01:25:06,034
That is my ring.

1238
01:25:20,683 --> 01:25:22,084
I love you, Michael.

1239
01:25:24,019 --> 01:25:25,621
I love you, Jane.

1240
01:25:29,892 --> 01:25:32,528
Did you say an
underwater tuba player?

1241
01:25:34,830 --> 01:25:36,565
Would I make that up?

1242
01:25:39,402 --> 01:25:40,812
And then what happened?

1243
01:25:40,836 --> 01:25:44,449
Well, she met him when she
fell off a cruise ship.

1244
01:25:44,473 --> 01:25:46,885
That's how they met. She
was doing a high dive,

1245
01:25:46,909 --> 01:25:48,844
and she overshot the pool.