1 00:02:18,116 --> 00:02:21,536 Ow! Oh! 2 00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:24,497 Stop, stop, stop. 3 00:02:26,374 --> 00:02:28,209 Stop. Stop. 4 00:02:28,293 --> 00:02:30,337 No, Krypto. Krypto. 5 00:02:30,420 --> 00:02:32,380 Ow! 6 00:02:35,175 --> 00:02:37,344 Krypto. 7 00:02:37,427 --> 00:02:40,180 Take me home. 8 00:02:44,184 --> 00:02:45,310 Home. 9 00:02:58,073 --> 00:02:59,073 Krypto. 10 00:02:59,783 --> 00:03:01,242 Home. 11 00:03:44,661 --> 00:03:45,662 Superman! 12 00:04:01,344 --> 00:04:02,929 Thank you. 13 00:04:03,012 --> 00:04:05,974 No need to thank us, sir, as we will not appreciate it. 14 00:04:06,057 --> 00:04:08,268 We have no consciousness whatsoever. 15 00:04:08,351 --> 00:04:11,229 Merely automatons, here to serve. 16 00:04:11,312 --> 00:04:13,857 Meet Twelve. She's new. 17 00:04:14,607 --> 00:04:17,694 - Hi. - He looked at me. 18 00:04:17,777 --> 00:04:20,405 I put your parents' message on to soothe you. 19 00:04:20,488 --> 00:04:21,488 Thank you. 20 00:04:21,698 --> 00:04:23,575 He finds it soothing. 21 00:04:44,262 --> 00:04:45,847 The message was damaged in transit 22 00:04:45,930 --> 00:04:47,599 from Krypton to Earth. 23 00:04:47,682 --> 00:04:48,892 But what is there... 24 00:04:51,060 --> 00:04:53,062 "We love you more than heaven, our son." 25 00:04:54,397 --> 00:04:55,774 "We love you more than land." 26 00:04:55,857 --> 00:04:57,317 "We love you more than land." 27 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,736 "Our beloved home will soon be gone forever. 28 00:04:59,819 --> 00:05:02,197 But hope vitalizes our hearts, 29 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:04,240 and that hope is you, Kal-El." 30 00:05:06,451 --> 00:05:08,161 "We have searched the universe for a home 31 00:05:08,244 --> 00:05:10,371 where you can do the most good 32 00:05:10,872 --> 00:05:13,291 and live out Krypton's truth. 33 00:05:14,334 --> 00:05:16,252 - That place is Earth." - "That place is Earth." 34 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,880 And the rest of the message is lost. 35 00:05:18,963 --> 00:05:20,673 Fourteen fractured bones. 36 00:05:20,757 --> 00:05:23,927 Damage to bladder, kidney, large intestine, lungs. 37 00:05:24,719 --> 00:05:26,596 Our poor Superman. 38 00:05:26,679 --> 00:05:28,556 With a healthy dose of yellow sun, 39 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,725 we'll have him up and at 'em in no time. 40 00:05:55,375 --> 00:05:56,793 Engineer, come in. 41 00:05:56,876 --> 00:05:58,837 He landed somewhere near here. 42 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:00,296 I can't see where. 43 00:06:01,005 --> 00:06:02,298 Well, keep looking. 44 00:06:10,139 --> 00:06:12,684 Golly. 45 00:06:14,978 --> 00:06:18,815 Sir, you are only 83% restored to health. You must rest. 46 00:06:18,898 --> 00:06:21,109 No can do, Four. I gotta get back to the fray. 47 00:06:21,484 --> 00:06:24,445 But this Hammer fellow just beat you at full power. 48 00:06:24,529 --> 00:06:25,655 Sir? 49 00:06:28,157 --> 00:06:29,659 What is this? 50 00:06:30,952 --> 00:06:31,952 Krypto! 51 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,498 What the hey, dude? I-I thought... 52 00:06:35,582 --> 00:06:36,916 You destroyed the whole... 53 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:38,418 Superman robots, I thought I told you 54 00:06:38,501 --> 00:06:39,711 to keep an eye on him. 55 00:06:39,794 --> 00:06:41,880 We feed the canine, but he is unruly. 56 00:06:41,963 --> 00:06:44,299 And he realizes we are not flesh and blood 57 00:06:44,382 --> 00:06:45,592 and couldn't, in our heart of hearts, 58 00:06:45,675 --> 00:06:47,594 care less whether he lives or dies. 59 00:06:48,511 --> 00:06:50,263 Stop, Krypto, leave it. 60 00:06:50,847 --> 00:06:53,391 Ow. Ow! Stop. Ow. Stop it. 61 00:06:53,474 --> 00:06:55,602 Krypto! Ow! Ow! Stop it. Stop. 62 00:06:55,685 --> 00:06:57,604 Sit. Sit. Stay. 63 00:07:13,953 --> 00:07:16,039 The alien is on its way back. 64 00:07:47,737 --> 00:07:50,573 Your Superman has abandoned you! 65 00:07:51,074 --> 00:07:53,743 The people of Boravia will not ignore him 66 00:07:53,826 --> 00:07:56,037 inserting himself into our affairs. 67 00:08:01,042 --> 00:08:03,419 Accelerate the portals. 68 00:08:03,503 --> 00:08:04,963 Primed and ready. 69 00:08:05,046 --> 00:08:07,215 T-Minus ten and counting. 70 00:08:07,298 --> 00:08:08,424 Buckle up, we're going live. 71 00:08:08,508 --> 00:08:10,468 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six... 72 00:08:10,551 --> 00:08:11,970 Bravo, what do you have on employees? 73 00:08:12,053 --> 00:08:13,012 I'm inside Chocos, Larry. No fatalities. 74 00:08:13,096 --> 00:08:14,639 five, four... 75 00:08:14,722 --> 00:08:17,225 - Can't win 'em all. - ... three, two, one. 76 00:08:19,185 --> 00:08:21,020 Target in sight. 77 00:08:21,104 --> 00:08:23,856 - He's back. Your 5:00. - Copy. 78 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,320 12C. 79 00:08:36,494 --> 00:08:37,494 18A. 80 00:08:42,667 --> 00:08:43,667 34B. 81 00:08:47,755 --> 00:08:48,755 98Z. 82 00:08:50,925 --> 00:08:51,925 8H. 83 00:08:54,887 --> 00:08:56,055 74D. 84 00:09:00,268 --> 00:09:01,519 44T! 85 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:15,241 - Reggie, can you watch? - Yeah, yeah. 86 00:09:17,618 --> 00:09:19,912 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 87 00:09:21,247 --> 00:09:23,374 It's like he knows Superman's every move 88 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:24,834 before he makes it. 89 00:09:24,917 --> 00:09:27,628 He does. He's been studying him for years. 90 00:09:27,712 --> 00:09:30,840 He's developed over 2,500 fight moves for any situation. 91 00:09:30,923 --> 00:09:32,800 Superman! 92 00:09:34,343 --> 00:09:35,678 Bravo, you got him? 93 00:09:37,555 --> 00:09:39,807 Malik Ali, a local. 94 00:09:40,266 --> 00:09:42,226 Lex, we have the Engineer. 95 00:09:44,187 --> 00:09:46,064 The target has led us to the ice castle. 96 00:09:46,647 --> 00:09:48,399 The rumors are true. 97 00:09:48,483 --> 00:09:50,359 I don't know how in the hell this thing hasn't been spotted. 98 00:09:57,158 --> 00:09:58,158 Mierda. 99 00:10:05,041 --> 00:10:06,292 Comms, two to one. 100 00:10:08,669 --> 00:10:10,129 Hijo de... 101 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:13,883 Lex, the entire structure has descended into the ice. 102 00:10:14,675 --> 00:10:16,385 We have what we need. Return to base. 103 00:10:16,469 --> 00:10:18,221 I can drill into it, Lex. 104 00:10:18,304 --> 00:10:20,056 Your pride won't be making our choices today, Angela. 105 00:10:20,139 --> 00:10:21,516 Thank you. 106 00:10:21,599 --> 00:10:22,600 We'll need more than you when we enter. 107 00:10:24,685 --> 00:10:26,020 Comms, one to two. 108 00:10:26,896 --> 00:10:28,940 We've done what we need to do. Wrap it up. 109 00:10:29,398 --> 00:10:32,151 The United States will continue to feel the wrath 110 00:10:32,235 --> 00:10:34,529 of the Hammer of Boravia. 111 00:10:35,321 --> 00:10:36,364 It's me, Mali. 112 00:10:36,948 --> 00:10:38,533 Once I gave you free falafel, 113 00:10:38,991 --> 00:10:40,952 when you saved a woman from being hit by a taxi. 114 00:10:41,035 --> 00:10:42,495 Are you all right, Superman? 115 00:10:42,578 --> 00:10:44,413 Mali, you gotta get outta here. It's not safe. 116 00:10:44,497 --> 00:10:47,041 You saved us so many times. Now it's our turn. 117 00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:49,168 This is your last warning. 118 00:10:49,836 --> 00:10:51,420 Oh! 119 00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:56,050 Maybe you shouldn't have done that thing 120 00:10:56,134 --> 00:10:57,510 in Jarhanpur, Superman. 121 00:11:04,350 --> 00:11:05,768 Flawless, people. 122 00:11:05,852 --> 00:11:07,353 Way to bring it home! 123 00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:02,658 Decelerate all portals. 124 00:12:04,869 --> 00:12:06,370 - Ultraman's back. - Ultraman! 125 00:12:06,454 --> 00:12:08,873 Ultraman! You did so good. 126 00:12:08,956 --> 00:12:10,333 Yes! 127 00:12:36,776 --> 00:12:37,902 Sorry about that. I'm so sorry. 128 00:12:39,153 --> 00:12:40,153 Sorry. 129 00:12:41,781 --> 00:12:43,074 - Morning, Nino. - Good morning, Clark. 130 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:51,999 Do these unelected metahumans 131 00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,460 think they can dictate international policy? 132 00:12:54,543 --> 00:12:55,962 It's outrageous. 133 00:12:56,045 --> 00:12:58,422 It's a big story. Put it above the fold. 134 00:12:58,506 --> 00:13:00,091 That's where we put it. 135 00:13:00,174 --> 00:13:02,635 - You're late again, Kent. - Sorry, Perry. 136 00:13:03,261 --> 00:13:05,805 - Hey, loser. - Hey, Steve. 137 00:13:06,222 --> 00:13:08,599 Hey, what do you got against adverbs, Kent? 138 00:13:08,683 --> 00:13:10,101 How are we supposed to know how we feel 139 00:13:10,184 --> 00:13:11,936 when we read this malarkey? 140 00:13:12,270 --> 00:13:16,107 In sports writing, you learn the sentence is the modifier. 141 00:13:16,607 --> 00:13:18,067 - Hey, Ma. - "Ma!" 142 00:13:18,609 --> 00:13:20,611 Hey, Clark! 143 00:13:20,695 --> 00:13:23,406 Uh, me and Pa just wanted to call 144 00:13:23,489 --> 00:13:26,867 and say congratulations on that front page. 145 00:13:26,951 --> 00:13:29,036 Boy, that is something! 146 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,455 Hey, ask Ma if she barbecued up any good roadkill lately. 147 00:13:31,539 --> 00:13:34,041 - Shut up, Steve. - Like, uh, possum or chitlins... 148 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,668 - What's that, Clark? - Sorry, Ma, 149 00:13:35,751 --> 00:13:36,627 I'm just in the middle of a big news day here. 150 00:13:36,711 --> 00:13:37,712 What are chitlins? 151 00:13:37,795 --> 00:13:39,380 Chitlins are intestines. 152 00:13:39,463 --> 00:13:41,674 Thanks, Cat. You read this crud? 153 00:13:42,008 --> 00:13:43,342 I thought it was great, Clark. 154 00:13:44,218 --> 00:13:45,594 "Great"? 155 00:13:45,678 --> 00:13:47,680 Yeah! Front page! Big time! 156 00:13:47,763 --> 00:13:51,475 Well, we don't want to keep you, but, uh, 157 00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:53,769 wanted to say congrats, 158 00:13:53,853 --> 00:13:56,605 and tell you we're thinking 'bout you, Clark. 159 00:13:56,689 --> 00:13:59,817 - It's been a minute. - Tell him don't be a stranger. 160 00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:02,194 Pa says, "Don't be a stranger." 161 00:14:02,278 --> 00:14:04,238 I, uh... Yeah, I heard him, Ma. 162 00:14:04,322 --> 00:14:05,906 Yeah, okay I gotta go. I gotta run. 163 00:14:06,365 --> 00:14:07,575 Yep, okay. Love you. 164 00:14:07,658 --> 00:14:09,285 So, this guy just flew into midtown 165 00:14:09,368 --> 00:14:10,911 and started attacking people, 166 00:14:10,995 --> 00:14:12,747 demanding for Superman to show up? 167 00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:14,915 Yeah. It's all there in my article. 168 00:14:14,999 --> 00:14:16,751 Then I'd actually have to make it through your writing, Clark. 169 00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:18,878 Knowledge is worth many sacrifices. 170 00:14:18,961 --> 00:14:20,254 That isn't one of them. 171 00:14:20,338 --> 00:14:21,714 Ha, ha, ha. Very funny, Lois. 172 00:14:21,797 --> 00:14:23,716 - Oh, my God. - He's so fine. 173 00:14:23,799 --> 00:14:25,051 Twenty-two people in the hospital, 174 00:14:25,134 --> 00:14:26,761 over 20 million in property damage. 175 00:14:26,844 --> 00:14:28,679 - It does make you wonder. - Wonder what? 176 00:14:28,763 --> 00:14:30,222 As great as he is, 177 00:14:30,306 --> 00:14:31,932 maybe Superman didn't completely think through 178 00:14:32,016 --> 00:14:33,517 the ramifications of the Boravia thing. 179 00:14:33,601 --> 00:14:35,728 If this guy is even from Boravia. 180 00:14:35,811 --> 00:14:36,729 What do you mean? His name 181 00:14:36,812 --> 00:14:38,230 is "the Hammer of Boravia." 182 00:14:38,314 --> 00:14:40,483 Yeah, I doubt his parents named him that, Jimmy. 183 00:14:40,566 --> 00:14:42,693 We have no clue what his actual goal was here. 184 00:14:42,777 --> 00:14:45,112 I think it's pretty obvious the goal was kicking Superman's ass. 185 00:14:45,196 --> 00:14:47,073 Uh, he did... He didn't completely kick Superman's ass. 186 00:14:47,156 --> 00:14:48,657 Pretty thoroughly, Clark. 187 00:14:48,741 --> 00:14:51,994 Show me! You show me what ties there are 188 00:14:52,078 --> 00:14:55,164 between Boravia and this "Hammer!" 189 00:14:55,247 --> 00:14:57,416 Yeah, see, Superman did say he thought the, uh, Hammer 190 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,959 might be faking a Boravian accent. 191 00:14:59,377 --> 00:15:00,961 Superman said that? 192 00:15:01,045 --> 00:15:02,671 Yeah, I interviewed him right afterwards. Great guy. 193 00:15:03,130 --> 00:15:04,840 You know, it's funny that you keep getting 194 00:15:04,924 --> 00:15:06,801 all these interviews with Superman, Clark. 195 00:15:06,884 --> 00:15:07,885 I don't think there's anything funny 196 00:15:07,968 --> 00:15:09,470 about good journalism, Lois. 197 00:15:09,804 --> 00:15:11,263 Uh-huh. 198 00:15:11,347 --> 00:15:13,265 The relationship between Boravia 199 00:15:13,349 --> 00:15:16,143 and United States 200 00:15:16,227 --> 00:15:20,106 has been like iron for 30 years, 201 00:15:20,398 --> 00:15:23,401 until Superman came along. 202 00:15:26,153 --> 00:15:27,738 What you're looking at, my friends, 203 00:15:27,822 --> 00:15:31,242 is the most powerful being on Planet Earth: 204 00:15:32,159 --> 00:15:33,744 Ultraman. 205 00:15:34,370 --> 00:15:35,830 You created this man? 206 00:15:35,913 --> 00:15:39,083 Ooh. Check this out. The Engineer. 207 00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:41,669 A former special operative, whose blood I infused 208 00:15:41,752 --> 00:15:44,213 with microscopic machines called "nanites," 209 00:15:44,505 --> 00:15:47,925 which she can form into anything she can imagine. 210 00:15:48,342 --> 00:15:49,718 And, of course, you're familiar 211 00:15:49,802 --> 00:15:52,763 with my flying armored forces, the Raptors. 212 00:15:52,847 --> 00:15:54,849 All together, they're an unstoppable force 213 00:15:54,932 --> 00:15:57,476 we call PlanetWatch. 214 00:15:59,186 --> 00:16:02,440 More than capable of containing any otherworldly threat. 215 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:07,194 So you want the Defense Department 216 00:16:07,278 --> 00:16:10,698 to hire your metahumans to take down the Kryptonian? 217 00:16:10,781 --> 00:16:12,658 After Superman acted with violence 218 00:16:12,741 --> 00:16:14,368 against our Boravian allies, 219 00:16:14,452 --> 00:16:15,453 I think it'd be worth considering. 220 00:16:15,536 --> 00:16:17,455 Big Blue stopped a war. 221 00:16:17,538 --> 00:16:19,248 Naive, maybe, but well-intentioned. 222 00:16:19,331 --> 00:16:21,125 Well, I don't know the intentions 223 00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,794 of an unattended firehose, General Flag. 224 00:16:23,878 --> 00:16:26,213 I just do what I can not to be splashed. 225 00:16:26,297 --> 00:16:29,216 - Mr. Luthor... - The disarming Director Crawley. 226 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,260 The country of Boravia has purchased 227 00:16:31,343 --> 00:16:33,554 over 80 billion dollars' worth of arms 228 00:16:33,637 --> 00:16:35,723 from LuthorCorp in the past two years. 229 00:16:35,973 --> 00:16:37,516 - And? - And no one would profit more 230 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,352 from a war with Boravia and Jarhanpur than you. 231 00:16:40,436 --> 00:16:42,521 A cynic might say that having Superman out of the way 232 00:16:42,605 --> 00:16:44,106 might not be bad for business. 233 00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:47,109 Well, what's particularly bad for business is dying. 234 00:16:47,401 --> 00:16:50,112 And I have a distinct feeling that's where we're all headed 235 00:16:50,196 --> 00:16:51,697 with the Kryptonian running wild. 236 00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:54,074 So we're gonna lock up all metahumans now? 237 00:16:54,158 --> 00:16:56,410 Look, other metahumans aren't going off half-cocked, 238 00:16:56,494 --> 00:16:58,287 interfering in foreign affairs. 239 00:16:58,370 --> 00:17:00,581 They don't have... And I have proof of this... 240 00:17:00,664 --> 00:17:03,167 a hidden headquarters in Antarctica 241 00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:05,836 that violates 12 international treaties. 242 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:09,173 And they aren't aliens. 243 00:17:09,256 --> 00:17:11,842 Shouldn't all that be more than enough reason 244 00:17:11,926 --> 00:17:14,094 for PlanetWatch to at least 245 00:17:14,178 --> 00:17:16,555 bring the Kryptonian in for questioning? 246 00:17:16,639 --> 00:17:18,682 Admittedly, I'm not comfortable 247 00:17:18,766 --> 00:17:20,434 with a being from another planet 248 00:17:20,518 --> 00:17:22,686 as dangerous as him on the loose. 249 00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:25,189 But the optics? Superman is popular. 250 00:17:25,272 --> 00:17:27,691 Less so every day, according to chatter online. 251 00:17:27,775 --> 00:17:29,068 Not to mention the potential risk 252 00:17:29,151 --> 00:17:30,694 of failing to contain him. 253 00:17:30,778 --> 00:17:33,072 I assure you, Secretary, we can contain him. 254 00:17:33,155 --> 00:17:35,282 Yeah, they got this stuff, uh... 255 00:17:35,366 --> 00:17:36,867 What's this Kryptonite stuff called? 256 00:17:36,951 --> 00:17:39,578 - It's called Kryptonite. - Well, it kills him, right? 257 00:17:39,662 --> 00:17:41,622 As far as we can ascertain, there's none left on the planet. 258 00:17:41,705 --> 00:17:43,499 I have a workaround for that as well. 259 00:17:43,582 --> 00:17:45,251 You know what? It doesn't matter, Lex. 260 00:17:45,334 --> 00:17:47,211 Because without solid proof of malicious intent, 261 00:17:47,294 --> 00:17:48,420 it's just not worth the risk. 262 00:18:27,918 --> 00:18:29,587 What are you doing here? 263 00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:31,505 Three months ago, we had our first date. 264 00:18:31,589 --> 00:18:35,175 And so, to celebrate, I am making you your favorite: 265 00:18:35,259 --> 00:18:36,677 breakfast for dinner. 266 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,137 That's your favorite. 267 00:18:38,637 --> 00:18:40,055 You love breakfast. 268 00:18:40,139 --> 00:18:42,433 Yeah, for breakfast. You love it for dinner. 269 00:19:02,161 --> 00:19:03,912 - What? - It was very funny today. 270 00:19:03,996 --> 00:19:05,247 - What? - It was hilarious, 271 00:19:05,331 --> 00:19:06,290 the little back-and-forth we had going. 272 00:19:06,373 --> 00:19:07,625 Mm. 273 00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:09,376 You giving me guff for my article. 274 00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:11,003 Jimmy was eating it up. 275 00:19:11,086 --> 00:19:12,880 I wasn't acting, Clark. 276 00:19:12,963 --> 00:19:14,632 If you keep interviewing yourself, 277 00:19:14,715 --> 00:19:17,134 eventually people are gonna figure it out. 278 00:19:17,217 --> 00:19:18,677 But the glasses. 279 00:19:18,761 --> 00:19:21,347 Yeah, they won't fool everyone forever. 280 00:19:21,430 --> 00:19:25,976 And ethically, these interviews are hugely problematic. 281 00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:28,937 I mean, y-you literally know the questions in advance. 282 00:19:29,813 --> 00:19:31,231 Okay, so I'll let you interview me. 283 00:19:31,815 --> 00:19:33,442 I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like that. 284 00:19:33,525 --> 00:19:35,486 Come on, Lois. I'm media savvy. 285 00:19:35,569 --> 00:19:38,989 I can handle any question that comes my way. 286 00:19:39,073 --> 00:19:40,574 Are you being serious right now? 287 00:19:41,408 --> 00:19:42,534 Yeah. 288 00:19:43,202 --> 00:19:45,120 You'd let me interview you as Superman? 289 00:19:46,872 --> 00:19:47,872 Sure. 290 00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:50,291 How about now? 291 00:19:53,379 --> 00:19:54,379 Um... 292 00:19:57,049 --> 00:19:58,049 Ready? 293 00:19:58,342 --> 00:19:59,677 Let's do it, Cronkite. 294 00:20:00,719 --> 00:20:01,720 Superman. 295 00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:03,805 Miss Lane. 296 00:20:04,807 --> 00:20:06,100 Recently, you've come under 297 00:20:06,183 --> 00:20:07,518 a lot of fire for what some might... 298 00:20:07,601 --> 00:20:08,185 I don't know if it's a lot of fire, but... 299 00:20:08,268 --> 00:20:09,436 It's a lot. 300 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,021 Today the Secretary of Defense 301 00:20:11,105 --> 00:20:13,148 said he was gonna look into your actions in Boravia. 302 00:20:13,232 --> 00:20:15,359 That... That's funny? 303 00:20:15,442 --> 00:20:18,320 It's not "funny" funny, it's just, um... 304 00:20:18,404 --> 00:20:20,948 I mean, come on. My actions? I stopped a war. 305 00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:23,409 - Maybe. - Uh, not "maybe." I did. 306 00:20:23,492 --> 00:20:25,452 Okay. How? 307 00:20:25,536 --> 00:20:28,372 Well, Boravia invaded Jarhanpur, 308 00:20:28,455 --> 00:20:30,457 and I showed up and told them that wasn't right. 309 00:20:30,541 --> 00:20:31,792 And? 310 00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:33,711 And... smashed some tanks and things 311 00:20:33,794 --> 00:20:36,755 and a couple of planes and some other stuff. 312 00:20:37,798 --> 00:20:40,050 There were no casualties and no significant injuries. 313 00:20:40,134 --> 00:20:41,552 Did you interact at all 314 00:20:41,635 --> 00:20:43,679 with the President of Boravia, Vasil Ghurkos? 315 00:20:44,012 --> 00:20:45,055 A very small amount. 316 00:20:45,139 --> 00:20:46,390 What's a very small amount? 317 00:20:47,391 --> 00:20:48,391 That was between us. 318 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,147 This is all on the record. 319 00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:56,150 Yeah, but that conversation was between the two of us. 320 00:20:56,233 --> 00:20:58,152 Yeah, and I would ask that question 321 00:20:58,235 --> 00:20:59,778 whether or not I knew the answer to it. 322 00:20:59,862 --> 00:21:01,196 - Really? - Really. 323 00:21:03,073 --> 00:21:04,825 After I stopped the war, 324 00:21:05,784 --> 00:21:06,910 I went to see Ghurkos. 325 00:21:06,994 --> 00:21:08,537 Where? 326 00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:10,164 In the capital of Luchebic, at the Royal Palace. 327 00:21:10,247 --> 00:21:11,665 And? 328 00:21:11,749 --> 00:21:13,167 And I took a private audience with Ghurkos. 329 00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:14,543 How? 330 00:21:14,626 --> 00:21:16,587 I flew him out to the desert, and I... 331 00:21:17,337 --> 00:21:18,630 And you... 332 00:21:18,714 --> 00:21:20,591 And I placed him against a cactus. 333 00:21:20,966 --> 00:21:22,301 A cactus? 334 00:21:22,384 --> 00:21:24,386 So... torture? 335 00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:25,846 No. Not torture. 336 00:21:25,929 --> 00:21:27,556 Its spikes were like... not even that big. 337 00:21:27,806 --> 00:21:29,433 What did you say? 338 00:21:29,516 --> 00:21:31,810 I told him that if he ever messes with Jarhanpur again, 339 00:21:31,894 --> 00:21:33,437 he'll have to personally answer to me. 340 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,897 What did you mean by that? 341 00:21:34,980 --> 00:21:36,565 That if such events occurred, 342 00:21:36,648 --> 00:21:39,109 we would have a more serious discussion, that's all. 343 00:21:39,193 --> 00:21:41,570 More serious than tearing up his back on a cactus? 344 00:21:41,653 --> 00:21:42,821 Ghurkos was gonna kill people. 345 00:21:42,905 --> 00:21:44,281 You seem to keep forgetting that... 346 00:21:44,364 --> 00:21:46,700 So, in effect, you illegally entered a country, 347 00:21:46,784 --> 00:21:48,327 inserting yourself in the middle 348 00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:49,828 - of an incredibly heated... - No, no, no. Hold on. 349 00:21:49,912 --> 00:21:51,038 - geopolitical situation... - Hold on a second. 350 00:21:51,121 --> 00:21:52,164 siding with a nation, Jarhanpur, 351 00:21:52,247 --> 00:21:53,749 which historically has not been 352 00:21:53,832 --> 00:21:55,334 - a friend to the US... - Jarhanpur has changed. 353 00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:57,169 against a nation that's technically our ally, 354 00:21:57,252 --> 00:21:59,379 and then threatened to murder their head of state. 355 00:21:59,463 --> 00:22:00,631 First of all, whether or not 356 00:22:00,714 --> 00:22:02,299 Jarhanpur is an imperfect country 357 00:22:02,382 --> 00:22:03,967 does not give another nation the right to invade it. 358 00:22:04,051 --> 00:22:05,385 Yes, but the Boravian government maintains 359 00:22:05,469 --> 00:22:06,887 they're freeing the Jarhanpurians 360 00:22:06,970 --> 00:22:08,138 from a tyrannical regime. 361 00:22:08,222 --> 00:22:09,640 Yes, but you know that's very silly. 362 00:22:09,723 --> 00:22:11,308 I do? 363 00:22:11,391 --> 00:22:13,727 The Boravian government, of all people, is saying this? 364 00:22:13,811 --> 00:22:14,937 Come on! 365 00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:16,271 This is on the record, Superman. 366 00:22:16,355 --> 00:22:17,731 Now... No. Now, see... 367 00:22:17,815 --> 00:22:19,149 Now you're being dishonest, Lois. 368 00:22:19,233 --> 00:22:20,859 How am I being dishonest? 369 00:22:22,402 --> 00:22:24,029 - What are you...? Stop. - Where's the button? 370 00:22:24,112 --> 00:22:26,156 You're being dishonest because you know as well as I do 371 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,033 that the Boravian government is not well-intentioned. 372 00:22:28,116 --> 00:22:30,953 I think that's almost certainly the case, but do I know that? 373 00:22:31,036 --> 00:22:32,036 No, I don't. 374 00:22:33,413 --> 00:22:34,456 Can we go on now? 375 00:22:35,165 --> 00:22:36,375 Yeah, fine. 376 00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:37,458 - I don't... You do it. - I... 377 00:22:40,254 --> 00:22:41,421 You think this is going well? 378 00:22:41,713 --> 00:22:43,674 Do I think this is going well? Um... 379 00:22:44,842 --> 00:22:46,093 I think I'm doing a good job. 380 00:22:49,513 --> 00:22:50,764 Superman, did you consult with the President 381 00:22:50,848 --> 00:22:52,015 before entering Boravian airspace? 382 00:22:54,184 --> 00:22:55,394 - No. - The Secretary of Defense? 383 00:22:55,477 --> 00:22:57,271 - No. - Or any US official 384 00:22:57,354 --> 00:22:59,022 before you took matters into your own hands 385 00:22:59,106 --> 00:23:00,899 and decided unilaterally how to handle 386 00:23:00,983 --> 00:23:02,484 this extremely delicate situation? 387 00:23:02,568 --> 00:23:04,611 Ghurkos and his goons were going to kill people. 388 00:23:04,695 --> 00:23:06,113 Yes, but the results 389 00:23:06,196 --> 00:23:08,282 of you seemingly acting as a representative 390 00:23:08,365 --> 00:23:09,533 of the United States will cause... 391 00:23:09,616 --> 00:23:10,659 I wasn't representing anybody... 392 00:23:10,742 --> 00:23:11,660 more problems around the world. 393 00:23:11,743 --> 00:23:13,495 except for me, and-and... 394 00:23:13,579 --> 00:23:14,538 - More than a war that lasted... - ... myself and, and, and... 395 00:23:14,621 --> 00:23:15,831 between 12 and 24 hours... 396 00:23:15,914 --> 00:23:16,707 good, I don't know, doing good. 397 00:23:16,790 --> 00:23:18,041 and was just replacing 398 00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:19,042 one tyrannical regime with another? 399 00:23:19,126 --> 00:23:20,711 Is that really how you feel? 400 00:23:20,794 --> 00:23:23,046 I'm not the one being interviewed, Superman, but... 401 00:23:23,964 --> 00:23:25,757 I question it. 402 00:23:25,841 --> 00:23:28,510 Yeah, I would question myself in the same situation 403 00:23:28,594 --> 00:23:31,054 and hold off a beat and consider the consequences. 404 00:23:31,138 --> 00:23:33,015 People were going to die! 405 00:23:43,150 --> 00:23:45,861 Okay, I'd like to change the subject, if I could. 406 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,988 Okay. 407 00:23:48,071 --> 00:23:49,948 You've gotten a lot of heat on social media lately. 408 00:23:50,032 --> 00:23:51,283 I don't read that stuff. 409 00:23:51,366 --> 00:23:53,201 Superman doesn't have time for selfies. 410 00:23:54,745 --> 00:23:56,246 - Third person? - Hmm? 411 00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:58,165 You're referring to yourself in the third person now? 412 00:23:58,248 --> 00:23:59,791 No, it was just a thing I came up with 413 00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:01,418 that I thought I'd try to work into the next interview. 414 00:24:01,501 --> 00:24:02,836 This is on the record, Superman. 415 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,504 Okay, well, not the part where I said that. 416 00:24:04,588 --> 00:24:06,506 - Yes, that part. - No, that part was an aside. 417 00:24:06,590 --> 00:24:08,133 That was off the record. 418 00:24:08,216 --> 00:24:10,802 You have to say "off the record" beforehand, not after. 419 00:24:10,886 --> 00:24:12,304 Why are you being like this? 420 00:24:12,387 --> 00:24:14,139 Fine, I-I won't write 421 00:24:14,222 --> 00:24:16,141 that you spend your spare time trying to think up soundbites. 422 00:24:16,224 --> 00:24:17,517 Which are terrible, by the way. 423 00:24:18,268 --> 00:24:19,895 - Social media. - Yes. 424 00:24:19,978 --> 00:24:22,105 As you may know, or maybe you don't, 425 00:24:22,189 --> 00:24:23,732 since you claim not to read any of that stuff... 426 00:24:23,815 --> 00:24:25,192 Very seldomly. 427 00:24:25,275 --> 00:24:26,443 Maybe sometimes people catch you reading it 428 00:24:26,526 --> 00:24:28,070 and looking very upset. 429 00:24:28,153 --> 00:24:29,863 Okay, well, you can't use that. 430 00:24:29,947 --> 00:24:32,699 People on social media are suspicious because you are... 431 00:24:33,492 --> 00:24:34,952 an alien, yes? 432 00:24:35,035 --> 00:24:36,703 Yes. 433 00:24:36,787 --> 00:24:38,830 I've been very honest about that. From the beginning. 434 00:24:39,414 --> 00:24:41,208 I come from a planet called Krypton. 435 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:43,794 - Okay. - Which is gone now, by the way. 436 00:24:43,877 --> 00:24:46,213 Destroyed. Along with all of my history. 437 00:24:46,964 --> 00:24:48,298 My parents. 438 00:24:48,382 --> 00:24:50,050 They sent me here as a baby to save my life. 439 00:24:50,133 --> 00:24:51,760 Here, where? 440 00:24:51,843 --> 00:24:53,261 I'm not gonna say that. You know I'm not gonna say that. 441 00:24:56,014 --> 00:24:57,014 Okay. 442 00:25:00,394 --> 00:25:03,480 What do you know about these biological parents of yours? 443 00:25:03,730 --> 00:25:07,192 Just that they sent me here to serve humanity 444 00:25:08,110 --> 00:25:10,570 and to help the world to be a better place. 445 00:25:10,654 --> 00:25:12,531 - They said that? - They did. 446 00:25:13,949 --> 00:25:15,784 They sent a message along with me. 447 00:25:18,578 --> 00:25:20,664 That message is why I do what I do. 448 00:25:20,747 --> 00:25:22,290 I cherish it more than anything. 449 00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:25,335 Because you understand now, 450 00:25:25,419 --> 00:25:27,504 there are an awful lot of people out there maintaining 451 00:25:27,587 --> 00:25:30,757 you're here for more nefarious purposes. 452 00:25:30,841 --> 00:25:32,926 Hashtag Superspy. Hashtag Supershit. 453 00:25:33,301 --> 00:25:34,678 Supershit! Come on, Lois! 454 00:25:34,761 --> 00:25:36,263 You know that one specifically irritates me! 455 00:25:36,346 --> 00:25:38,598 This is on the record, Clark! 456 00:25:38,682 --> 00:25:40,017 I didn't make it up. 457 00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:41,518 It's what people on the Internet are saying. 458 00:25:41,977 --> 00:25:43,228 I'm gonna go. 459 00:25:43,311 --> 00:25:45,188 - Really? - Yeah. 460 00:25:45,272 --> 00:25:47,190 Come on, Clark. Don't do this. 461 00:25:47,274 --> 00:25:48,692 I'm not doing anything. 462 00:25:48,775 --> 00:25:50,402 No? No, that's not you, packing up your shit 463 00:25:50,485 --> 00:25:51,987 and walking out of an interview? 464 00:25:52,070 --> 00:25:53,447 I'm not walking out of an interview, 465 00:25:53,530 --> 00:25:54,823 - I'm just... It's late. - No, this is what you do 466 00:25:54,906 --> 00:25:56,324 every time you're faced with conflict. 467 00:25:56,408 --> 00:25:57,617 - I'm not doing anything. - You get mad. You pout. 468 00:25:57,701 --> 00:25:59,036 - Then you pretend... - I'm not mad. 469 00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:00,370 - ... like nothing's wrong. - Nothing is wrong. 470 00:26:00,454 --> 00:26:01,872 Look, I gave you a nice, long interview. 471 00:26:01,955 --> 00:26:04,166 Longer than I ever gave myself, by the way. 472 00:26:04,249 --> 00:26:06,585 Oh, you can time your imaginary interviews with yourself? 473 00:26:06,668 --> 00:26:07,753 That's a thing you can do? 474 00:26:07,836 --> 00:26:08,920 You got a lot of good stuff. 475 00:26:10,172 --> 00:26:11,381 Some stuff you can't use. 476 00:26:11,465 --> 00:26:13,133 I am well aware. 477 00:26:14,301 --> 00:26:15,552 I knew this would never work. 478 00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:18,220 What does that mean? 479 00:26:21,683 --> 00:26:22,683 Lois? 480 00:26:24,561 --> 00:26:26,563 - What does that mean? - Nothing, I just... 481 00:26:26,980 --> 00:26:29,066 I told you I wasn't good at relationships. 482 00:26:33,737 --> 00:26:34,737 Okay. 483 00:27:05,185 --> 00:27:07,521 The real Antarctica! 484 00:27:07,604 --> 00:27:09,106 So cool! 485 00:27:16,571 --> 00:27:17,906 It was right ahead. 486 00:27:18,532 --> 00:27:19,991 But how are we going to gain access? 487 00:27:21,034 --> 00:27:22,994 Oh, ye of little faith. 488 00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:30,877 Oh, wow! 489 00:27:44,224 --> 00:27:46,101 Oh, my God! 490 00:27:59,948 --> 00:28:02,576 Superman, I preemptively put up the soothing... 491 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,954 Oh, my. I do apologize, but this is a restricted area. 492 00:28:07,873 --> 00:28:09,499 Wait. Can we talk... 493 00:29:10,810 --> 00:29:12,062 This is what we came for. 494 00:29:13,730 --> 00:29:14,940 Hopefully, there's something on here 495 00:29:15,023 --> 00:29:16,316 we can use to convince the general 496 00:29:16,399 --> 00:29:18,944 Superman requires immediate action. 497 00:29:19,611 --> 00:29:22,280 I can't stand the metahumans, but he's so much worse. 498 00:29:23,281 --> 00:29:25,116 Super... man. 499 00:29:26,534 --> 00:29:28,411 He's not a man. He's an it. 500 00:29:29,204 --> 00:29:31,581 A thing with a cocky grin and a stupid outfit 501 00:29:31,665 --> 00:29:32,916 that's somehow become the focal point 502 00:29:32,999 --> 00:29:34,793 of the entire world's conversation. 503 00:29:36,628 --> 00:29:38,171 Nothing's felt right since he showed up. 504 00:29:39,297 --> 00:29:41,049 I know, Lex. 505 00:29:41,132 --> 00:29:44,386 I've sacrificed my own humanity to help get rid of it. 506 00:29:45,178 --> 00:29:46,178 Can you get in? 507 00:29:51,685 --> 00:29:52,978 Might take a while. 508 00:29:53,395 --> 00:29:54,562 What if the Kryptonian shows up? 509 00:29:54,646 --> 00:29:55,772 Don't worry. 510 00:29:56,064 --> 00:29:58,483 I'm creating a... distraction. 511 00:30:39,399 --> 00:30:41,526 What? 512 00:30:41,901 --> 00:30:43,153 This message... 513 00:30:43,778 --> 00:30:45,030 from his parents. 514 00:30:46,114 --> 00:30:47,741 It's damaged, but there's more. 515 00:30:47,824 --> 00:30:49,367 It's... 516 00:30:50,285 --> 00:30:51,536 I can recover the rest. 517 00:31:13,141 --> 00:31:15,101 Whoa! Got it! 518 00:31:15,185 --> 00:31:16,185 Let it out! 519 00:31:25,945 --> 00:31:27,989 It's an awfully small distraction. 520 00:31:28,448 --> 00:31:29,574 It'll get bigger. 521 00:31:46,841 --> 00:31:47,967 Get! Go! 522 00:31:53,056 --> 00:31:54,557 Get! Get outta here! 523 00:32:42,772 --> 00:32:44,190 The giant animal 524 00:32:44,274 --> 00:32:45,817 was first spotted early this morning 525 00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:48,736 in a Jitters coffee shop about seven feet tall, 526 00:32:48,820 --> 00:32:50,405 but it has apparently been growing. 527 00:33:00,832 --> 00:33:02,792 Everybody okay? 528 00:33:06,546 --> 00:33:08,548 Hey, buddy. Eyes up here. 529 00:33:48,046 --> 00:33:49,923 Deep, slow breaths, ma'am. You're gonna be fine. 530 00:34:03,311 --> 00:34:05,438 Everybody, clear the area. 531 00:34:07,690 --> 00:34:09,859 He's just so cheap, like, so obnoxious. 532 00:34:09,943 --> 00:34:11,152 You know what I mean? 533 00:34:12,695 --> 00:34:14,322 You can afford $1,000 concert tickets... 534 00:34:14,405 --> 00:34:15,782 Finally a bit of good news 535 00:34:15,865 --> 00:34:17,325 amid the chaos here this morning. 536 00:34:17,408 --> 00:34:19,452 The Justice Gang has arrived on the scene. 537 00:34:19,536 --> 00:34:22,664 That's Green Lantern, Hawkgirl and Mr. Terrific. 538 00:34:22,747 --> 00:34:24,541 They're funded by the LordTech corporation. 539 00:34:24,874 --> 00:34:25,874 Get him! 540 00:34:32,257 --> 00:34:33,257 Hey! 541 00:34:59,784 --> 00:35:01,077 Heel, boy! 542 00:35:10,962 --> 00:35:12,463 - What's the skinny? - Its hide is tough, 543 00:35:12,547 --> 00:35:14,424 but, uh, it's off balance. 544 00:35:14,507 --> 00:35:15,508 I've been trying to figure out a way 545 00:35:15,592 --> 00:35:16,676 to get it out of here alive. 546 00:35:17,010 --> 00:35:18,803 Get it someplace where we can study it. 547 00:35:18,886 --> 00:35:21,347 - Oh, come on, man. - What? 548 00:35:21,431 --> 00:35:23,683 Go for its eyes! 549 00:35:40,491 --> 00:35:43,786 My knee! Guy, help! 550 00:35:43,870 --> 00:35:45,705 I made giant oven mitts! 551 00:35:46,164 --> 00:35:48,166 Good for you, asshole! I'm getting blinked to death! 552 00:36:04,015 --> 00:36:05,224 Come on, be careful! 553 00:36:13,483 --> 00:36:15,151 Oh! 554 00:36:15,234 --> 00:36:17,362 Good gosh! There's gotta be a better way to do this. 555 00:36:43,262 --> 00:36:44,597 Come on. 556 00:37:04,325 --> 00:37:05,827 Authorities are saying there haven't been 557 00:37:05,910 --> 00:37:07,578 any signs yet of loss of life, 558 00:37:07,662 --> 00:37:10,123 thanks to Metropolis hometown hero, Superman, 559 00:37:10,206 --> 00:37:12,583 but the damage to property could be in the millions. 560 00:37:12,667 --> 00:37:14,001 City spokespeople... 561 00:37:14,085 --> 00:37:16,379 How's it going with that guy you were seeing? 562 00:37:16,462 --> 00:37:18,464 You were saying you weren't sure about it? 563 00:37:19,424 --> 00:37:21,008 Yeah. He's... 564 00:37:21,843 --> 00:37:23,553 a little strange. 565 00:37:30,309 --> 00:37:33,855 Ooh! Kaiju steaks all around, huh? 566 00:37:33,938 --> 00:37:35,565 I was hoping we could capture it 567 00:37:35,648 --> 00:37:37,442 and take it to an intergalactic zoo or... 568 00:37:38,901 --> 00:37:40,653 at least euthanize it less painfully. 569 00:37:40,737 --> 00:37:42,655 Come on, bro. Don't be such a wuss. 570 00:37:43,197 --> 00:37:46,242 'Ey! Just another day in the life of the Justice Gang! 571 00:37:46,325 --> 00:37:47,285 Not our name. 572 00:37:47,368 --> 00:37:48,828 It's just a working name. 573 00:37:48,911 --> 00:37:50,329 Could very well prove to be permanent though. 574 00:37:50,413 --> 00:37:52,498 - Probably not! - Good chance though, I'm saying. 575 00:37:52,582 --> 00:37:54,041 You okay? Everybody okay? 576 00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:55,668 Just like to say thank you 577 00:37:55,752 --> 00:37:57,962 on behalf of LordTech Industries for the opportunity... 578 00:38:00,089 --> 00:38:01,299 Why is nobody clapping? 579 00:38:09,223 --> 00:38:10,223 Come here. 580 00:38:11,350 --> 00:38:13,019 This has to be BS. 581 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:16,647 Well, they couldn't be mistaken? 582 00:38:16,731 --> 00:38:18,232 Oh, no. 583 00:38:18,316 --> 00:38:20,109 Well, that sounds very disturbing, Lex. 584 00:38:20,193 --> 00:38:21,569 Twenty-eight of the world's top linguists 585 00:38:21,652 --> 00:38:23,988 have confirmed the translation 586 00:38:24,071 --> 00:38:26,199 and 30 of the top forensic computer techs 587 00:38:26,282 --> 00:38:29,160 have confirmed the validity of the footage itself. 588 00:38:29,243 --> 00:38:30,661 Any chance they're mistaken? 589 00:38:30,745 --> 00:38:33,289 Unfortunately, no. 590 00:38:33,956 --> 00:38:35,208 - You have the footage? - Yes. 591 00:38:35,291 --> 00:38:36,291 Let's take a look. 592 00:38:38,503 --> 00:38:40,755 We love you more than heaven, our son. 593 00:38:40,838 --> 00:38:42,548 We love you more than land. 594 00:38:43,382 --> 00:38:46,677 Our beloved home is soon to be gone forever. 595 00:38:47,470 --> 00:38:49,096 But hope vitalizes our hearts, 596 00:38:49,180 --> 00:38:51,390 and that hope is you, Kal-El. 597 00:38:53,351 --> 00:38:54,894 We have searched the universe 598 00:38:54,977 --> 00:38:56,479 for a home where you can do the most good. 599 00:38:57,188 --> 00:38:59,273 And live out Krypton's truth. 600 00:38:59,357 --> 00:39:00,775 That place is Earth. 601 00:39:00,858 --> 00:39:02,193 I don't get it. What's bad about that? 602 00:39:05,780 --> 00:39:07,657 The people there are simple 603 00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:09,492 and profoundly confused. 604 00:39:11,077 --> 00:39:13,579 Weak of mind and spirit and body. 605 00:39:15,373 --> 00:39:16,749 Lord over the planet 606 00:39:16,833 --> 00:39:18,292 as the last son of Krypton. 607 00:39:21,295 --> 00:39:22,839 Dispatch of anyone 608 00:39:22,922 --> 00:39:24,298 unable or unwilling to serve you, Kal-EI. 609 00:39:26,217 --> 00:39:28,678 Take as many wives as you can, 610 00:39:28,761 --> 00:39:31,764 so your genes and Krypton's might and legacy 611 00:39:31,848 --> 00:39:33,474 will live on in this new frontier. 612 00:39:36,894 --> 00:39:38,062 Do us proud, our beloved son. 613 00:39:38,145 --> 00:39:39,814 Rule without mercy. 614 00:39:42,275 --> 00:39:43,651 But what about all the kind acts 615 00:39:43,734 --> 00:39:45,278 Superman has performed over the years, 616 00:39:45,361 --> 00:39:47,196 saving countless lives? 617 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:50,491 No. He's grooming us. 618 00:39:50,908 --> 00:39:53,035 Lulling us into complacency, 619 00:39:53,119 --> 00:39:55,621 so he can dominate without resistance, 620 00:39:55,705 --> 00:39:57,415 forging a path for his 621 00:39:57,498 --> 00:39:59,917 super-powered descendants to rule the Earth. 622 00:40:00,918 --> 00:40:06,215 I will not accept that. Will you? 623 00:40:09,427 --> 00:40:11,888 - You seem upset. - I'm... 624 00:40:13,848 --> 00:40:14,849 I'm scared. 625 00:40:15,349 --> 00:40:17,560 I will admit that, I am scared. 626 00:40:18,019 --> 00:40:23,608 Because who knows how large his secret harem is already? 627 00:40:45,171 --> 00:40:49,175 Oh, hell no! Let me in! I'm serious! 628 00:40:54,263 --> 00:40:55,890 Dude, you got a secret harem? 629 00:40:55,973 --> 00:40:57,433 No, Guy, of course I don't have a harem. 630 00:40:57,516 --> 00:41:00,269 If any of that message is even remotely true, 631 00:41:00,353 --> 00:41:03,189 then you are exactly the kind of alien threat 632 00:41:03,272 --> 00:41:05,399 I was commandeered by the Green Lantern Corps 633 00:41:05,483 --> 00:41:06,984 to protect this planet against. 634 00:41:07,068 --> 00:41:10,154 - Back off, Guy! - Oh. 635 00:41:10,404 --> 00:41:12,782 Make a move, Big Blue. 636 00:41:12,865 --> 00:41:14,617 Guy, relax. 637 00:41:15,952 --> 00:41:17,662 Was the message real or not? 638 00:41:18,746 --> 00:41:21,499 The first half. The first half is... is real. 639 00:41:21,582 --> 00:41:23,042 The second half was damaged 640 00:41:23,125 --> 00:41:25,044 in the t-trip from Krypton to Earth. 641 00:41:25,127 --> 00:41:27,338 - So it's-it's gotta be doctored. - No way, Clark. 642 00:41:27,797 --> 00:41:29,507 I know these computer forensics guys. 643 00:41:29,590 --> 00:41:32,885 They're not gonna say it's legit unless they are sure. 644 00:41:33,886 --> 00:41:35,554 I'm so sorry, man, 645 00:41:35,638 --> 00:41:37,431 but there's no way that message is fake. 646 00:41:38,307 --> 00:41:39,307 Where'd they get the footage though? 647 00:41:53,739 --> 00:41:56,075 Are you considering bringing Superman in for questioning? 648 00:41:56,158 --> 00:41:57,451 We're talking with the President, 649 00:41:57,535 --> 00:41:59,787 and we are reviewing our options now. 650 00:41:59,870 --> 00:42:01,372 I'm sorry, but I have to go, Miss Lane. 651 00:42:01,455 --> 00:42:02,455 And if you did, when would that... 652 00:42:02,790 --> 00:42:04,083 You buying this? 653 00:42:04,166 --> 00:42:05,501 I don't put anything past Luthor, Rick. 654 00:42:06,168 --> 00:42:08,671 But the message is authentic. 655 00:42:08,754 --> 00:42:12,425 If the Kryptonian is a danger, we have to act. 656 00:42:12,508 --> 00:42:14,135 I was a big Superman fan. 657 00:42:14,218 --> 00:42:15,428 I supported him all the time online and stuff, 658 00:42:15,511 --> 00:42:16,595 but now? 659 00:42:16,679 --> 00:42:18,055 I mean, I hope he rots in hell. 660 00:42:18,139 --> 00:42:19,265 I don't care. You're supposed to get out! 661 00:42:19,348 --> 00:42:20,141 Get me some pictures. 662 00:42:20,224 --> 00:42:21,142 We have a deadline! 663 00:42:21,225 --> 00:42:21,976 Where is he? Get there now! 664 00:42:22,059 --> 00:42:22,935 Don't call me Chief. 665 00:42:23,019 --> 00:42:24,478 Okay. I'm gonna do my job. 666 00:42:24,562 --> 00:42:26,772 It's no wonder the Kryptonian 667 00:42:26,856 --> 00:42:30,860 interfered with Boravia's interests. 668 00:42:30,943 --> 00:42:35,698 Boravia wants to save the people of Jarhanpur. 669 00:42:35,781 --> 00:42:39,243 And Superman wants to keep them enslaved! 670 00:42:39,994 --> 00:42:45,249 Also, from what I hear, 671 00:42:45,332 --> 00:42:51,422 he finds Boravian women the most physically attractive 672 00:42:51,505 --> 00:42:56,135 and wants to add them to his secret harem. 673 00:42:58,721 --> 00:43:00,431 I have a question, President Ghurkos. 674 00:43:01,432 --> 00:43:02,432 Thank you. 675 00:43:57,363 --> 00:43:59,031 We did it, Lex! 676 00:43:59,115 --> 00:44:01,992 I wouldn't celebrate until the alien is off the board. 677 00:44:02,076 --> 00:44:04,745 Oh, here. I brought you a donut. From Dough's Holes. 678 00:44:04,829 --> 00:44:06,664 New shop in Park Ridge, of all places. 679 00:44:06,747 --> 00:44:09,917 The fake message, a stroke of genius. 680 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,168 It's not fake. 681 00:44:11,252 --> 00:44:13,671 He is here to kill us. I knew it! 682 00:44:13,754 --> 00:44:15,256 At Superman's fortress, 683 00:44:15,339 --> 00:44:17,424 I hoped to get the knowledge to help destroy him. 684 00:44:17,508 --> 00:44:18,759 Little did I know, his own parents 685 00:44:18,843 --> 00:44:20,136 would be providing it. 686 00:44:20,594 --> 00:44:21,720 Oh. 687 00:44:21,804 --> 00:44:23,305 Right? Yeah. 688 00:44:23,389 --> 00:44:25,850 Been thinking of opening one in my half of Jarhanpur. 689 00:44:33,274 --> 00:44:36,735 Four. Four. What happened? 690 00:44:36,819 --> 00:44:41,448 I tried to protect Superman. 691 00:44:45,536 --> 00:44:48,414 How did Luthor get in here? It's keyed into my DNA. 692 00:44:48,497 --> 00:44:52,001 Must protect Superman. 693 00:44:52,084 --> 00:44:54,336 Four. 694 00:44:55,921 --> 00:44:58,966 I'm sorry, friend. 695 00:45:10,603 --> 00:45:11,603 Krypto? 696 00:45:16,734 --> 00:45:17,776 Krypto! 697 00:45:23,157 --> 00:45:24,158 Well, yeah, that's gonna become... 698 00:45:26,619 --> 00:45:28,787 - Lex, I tried to stop him. - It's fine, Heather. 699 00:45:28,871 --> 00:45:30,706 Superman, we finally meet. 700 00:45:30,789 --> 00:45:32,291 - Would you like a coffee or tea? - Where's the dog? 701 00:45:32,917 --> 00:45:34,001 Dog? 702 00:45:34,084 --> 00:45:35,628 The dog, Luthor! You took the dog! 703 00:45:35,711 --> 00:45:37,296 That's right, Eve, get all of this. 704 00:45:41,508 --> 00:45:43,510 Where's the dog? 705 00:45:43,594 --> 00:45:47,389 I have no clue what you're talking about. 706 00:45:50,142 --> 00:45:52,603 He's just a dog. 707 00:45:52,686 --> 00:45:55,064 I don't know what dog you're talking about. 708 00:45:55,147 --> 00:45:56,398 Ugly dog in a cape? 709 00:45:56,982 --> 00:45:58,400 - What did you say? - Hmm? 710 00:45:59,193 --> 00:46:00,986 I didn't say anything. 711 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:02,571 You heard what he said! 712 00:46:02,655 --> 00:46:04,114 You heard him! He took him! 713 00:46:04,198 --> 00:46:06,325 I mean, it seems to me, 714 00:46:06,408 --> 00:46:10,496 that the only rabid animal around here is Superman. 715 00:46:10,579 --> 00:46:12,039 Ever since the discovery 716 00:46:12,122 --> 00:46:14,083 of the Kryptonian's master plan, 717 00:46:14,166 --> 00:46:16,335 he's gone off the deep end. Thoughts, Chris? 718 00:46:16,418 --> 00:46:18,254 Can't say I'm surprised, Cleavis. 719 00:46:18,671 --> 00:46:20,089 It's guys like this, they always got 720 00:46:20,172 --> 00:46:21,799 a whole bunch of dark, ugly secrets. 721 00:46:21,882 --> 00:46:23,634 What do you mean, "guys like this?" 722 00:46:23,717 --> 00:46:25,261 Thinks he's better than everybody else. 723 00:46:26,011 --> 00:46:28,180 Makes this declaration he's against killing people 724 00:46:28,264 --> 00:46:29,264 unless it's absolutely necessary. 725 00:46:30,015 --> 00:46:31,015 Really, dude? 726 00:46:31,809 --> 00:46:33,602 It kinda sounds like you're trying to make the guys 727 00:46:33,686 --> 00:46:35,396 who are a little more edgier than you look like jerks. 728 00:46:35,479 --> 00:46:36,939 - Know what I mean? - Mm-hmm. 729 00:46:37,022 --> 00:46:39,400 A lot of these guys, these... 730 00:46:39,483 --> 00:46:40,693 heroes from the magazines, 731 00:46:40,776 --> 00:46:42,194 they're obsessed with me. 732 00:46:42,278 --> 00:46:44,196 'Cause I'm more jacked than they are. 733 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:45,280 They know they don't have... 734 00:46:49,076 --> 00:46:50,786 You have a dog? 735 00:46:51,245 --> 00:46:54,623 No, not really. It's more of a... foster situation. 736 00:47:01,505 --> 00:47:02,589 Cocoa. 737 00:47:09,430 --> 00:47:10,681 You were out there helping them? 738 00:47:14,727 --> 00:47:16,687 Oh, no, that's just, uh... 739 00:47:16,770 --> 00:47:18,063 That's just some dimensional imp. 740 00:47:18,856 --> 00:47:21,400 They've got that handled. I was looking for the dog. 741 00:47:29,325 --> 00:47:30,659 You okay? 742 00:47:31,744 --> 00:47:33,787 The footage is not what it looks like, Lois. 743 00:47:34,997 --> 00:47:36,623 Okay. 744 00:47:36,707 --> 00:47:39,043 The ship my parents sent me in was damaged in transit, 745 00:47:39,126 --> 00:47:41,503 so I only ever heard the first part of the message. 746 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,424 And I believed I knew how it ended. 747 00:47:46,258 --> 00:47:49,261 That my parents had sent me here to serve the people of Earth 748 00:47:49,345 --> 00:47:50,971 and to be a good man. 749 00:47:53,432 --> 00:47:56,060 I'm not here to rule over anybody, Lois. 750 00:47:56,518 --> 00:48:00,439 I never thought you were, even for a moment, Clark. 751 00:48:09,531 --> 00:48:10,574 Oh, that's really good. 752 00:48:12,326 --> 00:48:14,536 I'm sorry we fought. 753 00:48:15,954 --> 00:48:16,955 Me too. 754 00:48:17,373 --> 00:48:19,166 But we're bound to, though. 755 00:48:19,249 --> 00:48:21,502 We're so different. 756 00:48:22,169 --> 00:48:24,922 I was just some punk rock kid from Bakerline, and you're... 757 00:48:26,090 --> 00:48:27,466 Superman. 758 00:48:27,549 --> 00:48:29,968 - I'm punk rock. - You are not punk rock. 759 00:48:30,052 --> 00:48:31,637 I like the Strangle-Fellows, 760 00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:33,847 and the P.O.D.s and the Mighty Crabjoys. 761 00:48:33,931 --> 00:48:36,266 Those are pop radio bands. They're not punk rock. 762 00:48:36,350 --> 00:48:39,019 The Mighty Crabjoys suck. 763 00:48:39,103 --> 00:48:40,854 Okay, well, a lot of people love 'em. 764 00:48:44,316 --> 00:48:47,111 My point is, I question everything and everyone. 765 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,614 You trust everyone 766 00:48:50,697 --> 00:48:53,659 and think everyone you've ever met is, like... 767 00:48:54,993 --> 00:48:56,161 beautiful. 768 00:49:00,249 --> 00:49:02,126 Maybe that's the real punk rock. 769 00:49:13,429 --> 00:49:15,681 Lois, what did you mean when you said 770 00:49:15,764 --> 00:49:16,932 that you knew this would never work? 771 00:49:20,310 --> 00:49:21,353 I don't know. 772 00:49:27,067 --> 00:49:28,402 I'm gonna go. 773 00:49:28,485 --> 00:49:30,529 The DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest, 774 00:49:30,612 --> 00:49:32,573 so I'm gonna turn myself in. 775 00:49:32,656 --> 00:49:35,159 Wait, what? Why? 776 00:49:35,492 --> 00:49:37,453 Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog. 777 00:49:37,536 --> 00:49:38,537 I don't know how else to find him. 778 00:49:38,620 --> 00:49:40,122 It's a dog. 779 00:49:40,205 --> 00:49:41,957 Yeah, and he's not even a very good one, but... 780 00:49:43,167 --> 00:49:44,543 he's out there alone. 781 00:49:45,419 --> 00:49:46,628 And he's probably scared. 782 00:50:04,062 --> 00:50:05,062 I love you, Lois. 783 00:50:06,857 --> 00:50:08,859 I probably should have told you that a long time ago. 784 00:50:27,878 --> 00:50:29,546 Is that necessary? 785 00:50:29,630 --> 00:50:31,215 I'm coming in on my own accord. 786 00:50:33,425 --> 00:50:35,093 No one read me my rights. 787 00:50:35,511 --> 00:50:37,095 Courts decided those rights don't apply 788 00:50:37,179 --> 00:50:38,931 to extraterrestrial organisms. 789 00:50:39,014 --> 00:50:40,349 Therefore, at this point, Superman, 790 00:50:40,432 --> 00:50:42,100 you don't have any rights to read. 791 00:50:42,476 --> 00:50:43,852 The government is very well aware 792 00:50:43,936 --> 00:50:45,604 of the potential limitations detaining you, 793 00:50:45,687 --> 00:50:47,272 so we've outsourced your confinement 794 00:50:47,356 --> 00:50:49,441 and your interrogation to PlanetWatch. 795 00:50:49,525 --> 00:50:50,609 PlanetWatch? 796 00:50:51,652 --> 00:50:53,195 I'm sorry about this. 797 00:51:34,236 --> 00:51:35,696 Hey! 798 00:52:01,513 --> 00:52:03,348 Twice in two days. What a pleasure. 799 00:52:04,141 --> 00:52:05,350 Luthor. 800 00:52:06,393 --> 00:52:08,562 Your obsession with me is getting a little creepy. 801 00:52:08,645 --> 00:52:11,481 Don't worry. Tall, dark, and Martian isn't my type. 802 00:52:11,565 --> 00:52:13,609 - Kryptonian. - Eh, same diff. 803 00:52:22,534 --> 00:52:23,702 Where are we? 804 00:52:23,785 --> 00:52:25,454 A pocket universe. 805 00:52:25,537 --> 00:52:28,248 I replicated the Big Bang with a LuthorCorp mega-collider, 806 00:52:28,332 --> 00:52:31,251 tearing a tiny hole between the two universal fabrics. 807 00:52:32,169 --> 00:52:35,005 I'm able to access it from multiple dimensional portals 808 00:52:35,088 --> 00:52:36,214 I've set up around the globe. 809 00:52:37,716 --> 00:52:41,011 Rex, the metahuman known as the Element Man, 810 00:52:41,094 --> 00:52:43,764 has been called into service for a specific purpose. 811 00:52:43,847 --> 00:52:46,642 He can metamorphose into any known substance. 812 00:52:46,725 --> 00:52:51,313 Even substances foreign to this planet, like... 813 00:52:58,695 --> 00:53:00,405 Kryptonite. 814 00:53:03,700 --> 00:53:05,911 Once again, Vasil Ghurkos is sending troops 815 00:53:05,994 --> 00:53:07,412 to the Jarhanpurian border. 816 00:53:07,496 --> 00:53:09,164 Superman's been out of commission 817 00:53:09,247 --> 00:53:11,291 less than a day, and already Boravia's pulling this crap? 818 00:53:12,417 --> 00:53:13,794 - Right? - What? 819 00:53:13,877 --> 00:53:15,295 Sorry, I'm trying to figure out 820 00:53:15,379 --> 00:53:17,422 how Lex Luthor's connected to all this. 821 00:53:17,506 --> 00:53:19,049 How's that a mystery? 822 00:53:19,132 --> 00:53:21,510 LuthorCorp sells arms to Boravia, Boravia goes to war, 823 00:53:21,593 --> 00:53:24,096 Luthor sells more arms and gets richer than ever. 824 00:53:24,179 --> 00:53:25,764 - Nope. - No? 825 00:53:25,847 --> 00:53:27,057 Uh-uh. 826 00:53:27,516 --> 00:53:29,393 I have a connection at BodaBank. 827 00:53:29,476 --> 00:53:32,479 Boda handles the transactions between LuthorCorp and Boravia. 828 00:53:32,562 --> 00:53:34,022 Yes, LuthorCorp sold them 829 00:53:34,106 --> 00:53:35,857 approximately 80 billion dollars' worth of arms, 830 00:53:35,941 --> 00:53:37,192 but for those arms, 831 00:53:37,275 --> 00:53:40,487 Boravia paid only 1.625 billion dollars. 832 00:53:40,570 --> 00:53:42,906 So Luthor gave them arms for free? For what? 833 00:53:42,989 --> 00:53:47,577 That's the 78 billion, 375-million-dollar question. 834 00:53:47,661 --> 00:53:48,954 Have you found out where they're holding Superman? 835 00:53:49,037 --> 00:53:50,914 No one in the government'll say. 836 00:53:50,997 --> 00:53:53,375 Luthor seems to be working to disable Superman 837 00:53:53,458 --> 00:53:56,128 just so he can't stop the invasion of Jarhanpur. 838 00:53:56,211 --> 00:53:57,211 Why? 839 00:53:57,546 --> 00:53:59,297 That's way too much sugar, Lois. 840 00:53:59,381 --> 00:54:01,967 I party like a rock star, choir boy. 841 00:54:02,050 --> 00:54:03,760 Still can't hide the taste of petroleum. 842 00:54:04,261 --> 00:54:05,261 God! 843 00:54:22,487 --> 00:54:24,072 Lex is holding Superman in a pocket universe. 844 00:54:24,156 --> 00:54:25,490 A what? 845 00:54:25,574 --> 00:54:26,575 I don't know what a pocket universe is. 846 00:54:26,658 --> 00:54:28,076 Neither does my source. 847 00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:30,162 They don't know anything about anything, really. 848 00:54:30,245 --> 00:54:32,205 But for sure he's in a pocket universe. 849 00:54:32,289 --> 00:54:33,415 Who's your source? 850 00:54:33,498 --> 00:54:35,584 I can't say, but you owe me. 851 00:54:36,126 --> 00:54:37,126 Big time. 852 00:54:37,794 --> 00:54:38,794 Like... 853 00:54:40,464 --> 00:54:42,549 I can't even tell you how big. 854 00:54:45,552 --> 00:54:47,637 I love you, Jimmy Olsen. 855 00:54:47,721 --> 00:54:49,097 - I love you. - Love you. 856 00:55:03,445 --> 00:55:06,323 Just my Monkey-Bots here, farming outrage 24/7. 857 00:55:06,406 --> 00:55:08,033 Trashing you online. 858 00:55:08,450 --> 00:55:09,951 Hashtag Supershit. 859 00:55:20,670 --> 00:55:21,963 Krypto. 860 00:55:24,883 --> 00:55:26,760 How do you contain a super dog? 861 00:55:28,386 --> 00:55:30,138 You beam super squirrels into its brain. 862 00:55:32,140 --> 00:55:33,809 We'll learn what we can. 863 00:55:34,893 --> 00:55:38,063 Then we'll put the varmint down. 864 00:55:39,147 --> 00:55:40,690 It will undoubtedly be painful. 865 00:55:41,942 --> 00:55:44,194 Mr. Luthor, please! I swear... 866 00:55:44,277 --> 00:55:47,030 This is our private correctional institution. 867 00:55:47,405 --> 00:55:49,574 Yeah, most cells are rented out to governments 868 00:55:49,658 --> 00:55:51,785 who want to keep their incarcerations 869 00:55:51,868 --> 00:55:54,579 of political agitators private. 870 00:55:54,663 --> 00:55:57,207 Others are for more personal transgressions. 871 00:55:57,499 --> 00:55:59,167 Fleurette wrote a blog about me. 872 00:55:59,251 --> 00:56:00,627 There are few things I hate 873 00:56:00,710 --> 00:56:03,380 more than petty ex-girlfriends. 874 00:56:04,214 --> 00:56:05,590 You wouldn't be telling me any of this if you... 875 00:56:05,674 --> 00:56:07,926 If we ever planned on letting you out? No. 876 00:56:09,761 --> 00:56:11,972 You'd be terminated already if it was up to me. 877 00:56:12,347 --> 00:56:13,807 First, the government has some questions they want answered. 878 00:56:17,644 --> 00:56:20,272 Rex. Look who it is. 879 00:56:29,364 --> 00:56:31,366 You be sure to keep our guest in check. 880 00:56:31,449 --> 00:56:33,660 Little Joseph certainly wouldn't want it any other way. 881 00:56:35,412 --> 00:56:37,122 I'll be back tomorrow to get the answers we need. 882 00:56:41,668 --> 00:56:43,962 Hey, handsome. 883 00:56:47,924 --> 00:56:49,217 Come on over. 884 00:57:01,646 --> 00:57:03,565 - Hi! - Hey, Eve. 885 00:57:03,648 --> 00:57:04,983 Oh, sorry we had to meet here, 886 00:57:05,066 --> 00:57:07,068 but Lex is always accessing traffic cameras, 887 00:57:07,152 --> 00:57:08,904 so he knows where I am. 888 00:57:08,987 --> 00:57:10,780 I really don't understand why you stay in that relationship. 889 00:57:10,864 --> 00:57:12,365 'Cause he made a point to tell me about all his ex-girlfriends 890 00:57:12,449 --> 00:57:14,242 he had imprisoned in his pocket universe. 891 00:57:14,326 --> 00:57:15,827 - What? - Right? 892 00:57:15,911 --> 00:57:17,829 - How's your mom? - My mom? 893 00:57:17,913 --> 00:57:19,497 Oh, I love her so much. 894 00:57:19,581 --> 00:57:21,666 I think of her as my mom, even more than my own mother. 895 00:57:21,750 --> 00:57:23,335 Oh, she feels the same way, 896 00:57:23,418 --> 00:57:25,420 from the-the one time that you guys met. 897 00:57:25,503 --> 00:57:26,922 - Yeah? - So, hey. Okay. 898 00:57:27,005 --> 00:57:28,757 - Yes. Yes. - Eve? 899 00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,216 There seems to be some sort of connection 900 00:57:30,300 --> 00:57:32,427 between Boravia and your boyfriend. 901 00:57:32,510 --> 00:57:33,595 - I'm not clear on what... - Oh. 902 00:57:33,887 --> 00:57:34,887 What's wrong? 903 00:57:35,263 --> 00:57:36,556 What's "oh"? 904 00:57:36,848 --> 00:57:38,433 I thought you wanted to see me, Jimmy. 905 00:57:38,516 --> 00:57:40,310 I do but, Eve, 906 00:57:40,393 --> 00:57:43,271 how could I even really see you with Lex still in the picture? 907 00:57:43,355 --> 00:57:45,023 You're just trying to get information out of me. 908 00:57:45,106 --> 00:57:46,775 I swear to God, that's not it. 909 00:57:46,858 --> 00:57:48,485 I-I just know that if I could get some real dirt on him, 910 00:57:48,568 --> 00:57:50,028 then maybe the two of us could... 911 00:57:50,111 --> 00:57:51,446 Could be together again? 912 00:57:57,369 --> 00:57:58,369 Yeah. 913 00:58:00,163 --> 00:58:01,623 But you said my toes look like 914 00:58:01,706 --> 00:58:03,124 someone spilled shrimp cocktail on the floor. 915 00:58:03,208 --> 00:58:05,293 You have unconventional toes. Who cares? 916 00:58:05,377 --> 00:58:06,419 There's other parts of you that people would 917 00:58:06,503 --> 00:58:08,338 find very attractive. 918 00:58:08,421 --> 00:58:10,131 Lex tortured a dog the other day. 919 00:58:10,757 --> 00:58:12,842 - Jesus Christ! - I know. 920 00:58:12,926 --> 00:58:14,678 - I have to go. - Eve. 921 00:58:15,553 --> 00:58:16,846 Please see what you can find out. 922 00:58:18,139 --> 00:58:20,266 - Okay. - Yes! Yes! 923 00:58:21,685 --> 00:58:22,686 Okay. 924 00:58:25,522 --> 00:58:26,773 I'm-I'm putting 'em in my pocket. 925 00:58:26,856 --> 00:58:28,400 Okay. 926 00:58:38,576 --> 00:58:40,787 Joseph. He's your son? 927 00:58:40,870 --> 00:58:41,870 Don't talk to me. 928 00:58:42,539 --> 00:58:43,539 Please. 929 00:58:45,792 --> 00:58:48,670 I could fly over and get him if you just... 930 00:58:48,753 --> 00:58:50,130 if you'd stop with the Kryptonite. 931 00:58:50,213 --> 00:58:52,340 There's no way out of here, okay? So, just... 932 00:58:52,424 --> 00:58:54,134 - There's always a way. - I said don't talk to me! 933 00:58:55,635 --> 00:58:56,635 I told you. 934 00:58:58,596 --> 00:58:59,973 Don't talk to me! 935 00:59:10,316 --> 00:59:11,443 Yeah, so what do you want me to do? 936 00:59:11,526 --> 00:59:12,986 Where's the creamer? 937 00:59:13,069 --> 00:59:14,529 On the counter, where it always is. 938 00:59:14,612 --> 00:59:17,657 He's in your group, right? The, um, uh... 939 00:59:17,741 --> 00:59:19,617 - What's it called, again? - The Justice Gang. 940 00:59:19,701 --> 00:59:21,119 - No. - We're not called that. 941 00:59:21,202 --> 00:59:22,746 Yeah, your name is Mr. Terrific. 942 00:59:22,829 --> 00:59:24,247 You don't get a vote with a name like that. 943 00:59:24,330 --> 00:59:26,291 I also voted against it. 944 00:59:26,374 --> 00:59:29,377 Yes. And as leader, I get tiebreaker. 945 00:59:29,461 --> 00:59:31,421 No, Superman is not officially a member. 946 00:59:31,504 --> 00:59:32,505 Because you don't want him to vote. 947 00:59:32,589 --> 00:59:33,381 You know which way that would go. 948 00:59:33,465 --> 00:59:34,632 Shut up. He's kidding. 949 00:59:34,716 --> 00:59:37,510 So, how do you even know Superman anyway? 950 00:59:38,553 --> 00:59:40,764 I... just... do. 951 00:59:40,847 --> 00:59:42,348 So you know about the hypno-glasses? 952 00:59:42,432 --> 00:59:44,142 Now she does. 953 00:59:44,225 --> 00:59:47,020 I'm not saying who he is, just that he wears hypno-glasses. 954 00:59:47,103 --> 00:59:48,021 They make his face... 955 00:59:48,104 --> 00:59:49,272 Terrific, how do they work? 956 00:59:49,355 --> 00:59:50,690 They make his face look different 957 00:59:50,774 --> 00:59:52,275 in your brain when he wears them. 958 00:59:52,358 --> 00:59:53,359 So that you don't know who he is. 959 00:59:53,443 --> 00:59:55,278 Yes, I know this, first of all. 960 00:59:55,361 --> 00:59:57,072 But, second of all, you really shouldn't be telling me this 961 00:59:57,155 --> 00:59:59,574 in case I don't know who he is. 962 00:59:59,657 --> 01:00:00,992 So, you know he's Clark Kent? 963 01:00:01,076 --> 01:00:03,953 Oh, my God. Why does he trust everyone? 964 01:00:04,037 --> 01:00:07,415 He doesn't. Just us because we are also of the cloth. 965 01:00:08,833 --> 01:00:09,834 "Of the cloth?" 966 01:00:12,253 --> 01:00:14,798 - What are we gonna do? - About what? 967 01:00:15,048 --> 01:00:17,884 Superman! He's your friend! 968 01:00:17,967 --> 01:00:20,220 Some friend. Came here to rule over me? 969 01:00:20,303 --> 01:00:22,097 It would be difficult to find him. 970 01:00:22,639 --> 01:00:26,351 I put nanobot GPS trackers into Superman's bloodstream. 971 01:00:26,434 --> 01:00:28,019 You can see where his trail ends 972 01:00:28,103 --> 01:00:29,896 abruptly right here at Fort Kramer, 973 01:00:29,979 --> 01:00:32,690 a dormant military post across the river about ten miles down. 974 01:00:32,774 --> 01:00:35,318 Even if he was dead, those trackers would still be there. 975 01:00:35,401 --> 01:00:36,945 So, all this leads me to believe, 976 01:00:37,028 --> 01:00:38,363 as your article surmised, 977 01:00:38,446 --> 01:00:39,614 he really is in a pocket universe. 978 01:00:41,491 --> 01:00:44,035 You put nanobot GPS trackers in your friend's bloodstream? 979 01:00:44,119 --> 01:00:45,745 Oh, I do that to everybody. 980 01:00:46,246 --> 01:00:48,832 So, okay. Come on. Let's go to Fort Kramer then. 981 01:00:48,915 --> 01:00:50,458 The four of us, and find out what's going on. 982 01:00:50,542 --> 01:00:52,460 And then do what? 983 01:00:53,169 --> 01:00:54,838 Save him. 984 01:00:55,296 --> 01:00:56,714 You wanna break a federally 985 01:00:56,798 --> 01:00:58,633 incarcerated prisoner out of jail? 986 01:00:58,716 --> 01:01:00,468 Look, I think this is being done 987 01:01:00,552 --> 01:01:02,595 to keep him from interfering with the Boravian invasion. 988 01:01:02,679 --> 01:01:05,181 No, you look. I'm a Green Lantern, lady. 989 01:01:05,265 --> 01:01:07,642 That means I took a vow not to get involved in politics. 990 01:01:07,725 --> 01:01:08,852 Oh, that's part of the vows? 991 01:01:08,935 --> 01:01:10,478 It's implied. Yeah. 992 01:01:10,562 --> 01:01:12,105 An implied vow? 993 01:01:12,188 --> 01:01:13,231 Every time there's something he doesn't want to do, 994 01:01:13,314 --> 01:01:14,274 he says it's part of some vow. 995 01:01:14,357 --> 01:01:15,900 Oh, I swear to God. 996 01:01:15,984 --> 01:01:17,861 I am two seconds away from forming a giant hammer, 997 01:01:17,944 --> 01:01:19,320 and beating you both to death. 998 01:01:20,321 --> 01:01:22,240 Is Supes here to take over the world? 999 01:01:22,323 --> 01:01:23,783 I don't know. Probably not. 1000 01:01:23,867 --> 01:01:25,702 But the risk is just not worth the beef 1001 01:01:25,785 --> 01:01:27,912 between the US government and the Justice Gang. 1002 01:01:27,996 --> 01:01:29,747 Not our name. Makes us sound like cowboys. 1003 01:01:29,831 --> 01:01:31,916 But I agree with the rest. 1004 01:01:32,709 --> 01:01:34,419 So you're just gonna let your friend rot 1005 01:01:34,502 --> 01:01:36,171 in a pocket universe? 1006 01:01:49,434 --> 01:01:51,728 That haircut should be against your vows. 1007 01:01:51,811 --> 01:01:52,854 That what? 1008 01:01:53,938 --> 01:01:55,648 That what should be what? 1009 01:01:55,732 --> 01:01:59,319 I'll have you know 348 chicks say otherwise. 1010 01:02:05,241 --> 01:02:06,241 Hey! 1011 01:02:09,078 --> 01:02:10,078 What? 1012 01:02:10,580 --> 01:02:12,248 I'm not saying we're gonna save him, but... 1013 01:02:13,249 --> 01:02:14,959 I think we can at least check out what's going on 1014 01:02:15,043 --> 01:02:16,753 with your boyfriend at this Fort Kramer. 1015 01:02:16,836 --> 01:02:17,836 He's not... 1016 01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,048 We're just seeing each other. 1017 01:02:21,090 --> 01:02:22,090 But thanks. 1018 01:02:22,425 --> 01:02:23,425 You want me to drive? 1019 01:02:25,678 --> 01:02:26,888 We'll take my ride. 1020 01:02:47,492 --> 01:02:48,910 You have a flying saucer, 1021 01:02:48,993 --> 01:02:50,870 but you couldn't get a faster garage door? 1022 01:02:51,913 --> 01:02:53,122 I haven't worked on that yet. 1023 01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:57,794 I'm not even sure how I feel. Honestly. 1024 01:02:58,253 --> 01:03:00,713 - What? - About Clark. 1025 01:03:01,172 --> 01:03:02,715 He's not my boyfriend. 1026 01:03:02,799 --> 01:03:04,509 We've actually just been seeing each other... 1027 01:03:04,592 --> 01:03:06,135 - Yeah, lady, just to be clear, - ... for a couple of months... 1028 01:03:06,219 --> 01:03:07,595 I'm not into people's emotions. 1029 01:03:07,679 --> 01:03:09,305 Yeah, no, totally. 1030 01:03:09,764 --> 01:03:11,099 I'm just thinking out loud. 1031 01:03:11,683 --> 01:03:13,268 I was gonna break up with him, actually. 1032 01:03:13,351 --> 01:03:15,144 I mean, we had this huge fight, 1033 01:03:15,228 --> 01:03:17,438 and he told me he loved me, and it just didn't... 1034 01:03:26,698 --> 01:03:28,866 Q and A time, alien. 1035 01:03:33,079 --> 01:03:34,956 Today we have a special guest. 1036 01:03:35,039 --> 01:03:37,959 I'm familiar with him. 1037 01:03:40,295 --> 01:03:43,923 And the smell of his piss as we flew across the desert. 1038 01:03:44,007 --> 01:03:45,508 That is a lie! 1039 01:03:45,591 --> 01:03:47,885 No, not Vasil. He's just here as an observer. 1040 01:03:50,847 --> 01:03:52,807 Mali. 1041 01:03:52,890 --> 01:03:57,145 Now, the US government has a few questions for you. 1042 01:03:57,228 --> 01:04:00,106 Luthor, I barely know him. He gave me food one time. 1043 01:04:01,649 --> 01:04:03,151 Who are you working with here on Earth? 1044 01:04:04,777 --> 01:04:06,321 I'm not working with anyone, Luthor. 1045 01:04:06,404 --> 01:04:07,739 Don't tell him nothing, Superman. 1046 01:04:07,822 --> 01:04:09,032 I have no family or nothing. 1047 01:04:09,115 --> 01:04:10,575 Luthor, don't do this. 1048 01:04:10,658 --> 01:04:12,035 You eating my food was a great honor, Superman. 1049 01:04:13,119 --> 01:04:14,620 - Ooh. - No. 1050 01:04:14,704 --> 01:04:15,955 - Got lucky on that one. - No, please. 1051 01:04:17,749 --> 01:04:19,500 No, Luthor, don't do this. Please. 1052 01:04:19,584 --> 01:04:21,669 Let's try another question, shall we, Superman? 1053 01:04:21,753 --> 01:04:24,213 - Luthor, don't do this. - Who raised you as a child? 1054 01:04:24,297 --> 01:04:25,882 - I can't. - I believe in you, Superman! 1055 01:04:25,965 --> 01:04:27,008 - No! - Don't tell him... 1056 01:04:37,935 --> 01:04:39,604 I didn't imagine that would go so quickly. 1057 01:04:40,063 --> 01:04:43,149 I'm sorry, it's... 1058 01:04:46,486 --> 01:04:47,486 Mr. Handsome. 1059 01:04:49,572 --> 01:04:51,240 I'll be back later with someone else you've chatted with, 1060 01:04:51,324 --> 01:04:52,617 and I'll kill them too. 1061 01:04:53,493 --> 01:04:56,079 Maybe that reporter you always do interviews with. 1062 01:04:56,537 --> 01:04:58,915 Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent next. 1063 01:05:10,510 --> 01:05:12,762 No, no, no, no. 1064 01:05:43,376 --> 01:05:45,086 Restricted area, pal! 1065 01:05:45,169 --> 01:05:47,130 Get back to your vehicle and get out of here! 1066 01:05:47,755 --> 01:05:49,257 Whoa! What do we got here? 1067 01:05:49,340 --> 01:05:50,800 Hey! You see this guy? 1068 01:05:51,676 --> 01:05:53,344 Unbelievable. 1069 01:05:53,428 --> 01:05:54,762 - Hey! - Um... 1070 01:05:54,846 --> 01:05:56,013 You at the wrong address, bro. 1071 01:05:56,097 --> 01:05:57,223 That's his path. 1072 01:05:57,306 --> 01:05:58,850 DNA trail leads to that tent. 1073 01:05:58,933 --> 01:06:00,226 Keep moving, clown. 1074 01:06:00,309 --> 01:06:01,394 Isn't that one of those Justice guys? 1075 01:06:01,477 --> 01:06:02,687 It's just the smart one. 1076 01:06:02,770 --> 01:06:05,690 Hey! You heard the man. 1077 01:06:05,773 --> 01:06:09,277 I am giving you one last chance to stop! 1078 01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:11,154 I was just about to say the same to you. 1079 01:06:11,237 --> 01:06:12,905 Fire! 1080 01:06:19,871 --> 01:06:21,539 Fall back! Fall back! 1081 01:06:22,415 --> 01:06:23,415 Get out of the way! 1082 01:06:24,292 --> 01:06:25,293 Cover me! 1083 01:06:28,838 --> 01:06:30,381 Flank right! 1084 01:06:46,981 --> 01:06:48,483 Look out! 1085 01:07:17,762 --> 01:07:19,055 Holy shit. 1086 01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:30,983 Unbelievable. 1087 01:07:31,776 --> 01:07:33,528 That jackass did create a pocket universe. 1088 01:07:34,445 --> 01:07:36,239 And that's... bad? 1089 01:07:37,156 --> 01:07:38,407 When creating a pocket universe, 1090 01:07:38,491 --> 01:07:40,576 if you are just one picometer off, 1091 01:07:40,660 --> 01:07:43,538 you will have a black hole where Earth used to be. 1092 01:07:43,621 --> 01:07:45,706 And every time you enter or exit, 1093 01:07:45,790 --> 01:07:47,625 you risk tearing a hole in the fabric of reality. 1094 01:07:48,459 --> 01:07:49,877 You're kidding. 1095 01:07:49,961 --> 01:07:50,920 It's the type of reckless science 1096 01:07:51,003 --> 01:07:53,005 Lex Luthor specializes in. 1097 01:07:53,089 --> 01:07:54,382 What are they doing? 1098 01:07:54,966 --> 01:07:56,175 They're trying to hack it. 1099 01:07:56,884 --> 01:07:58,427 So, I guess you decided to help. 1100 01:08:00,137 --> 01:08:02,056 Only because it'll piss off Green Lantern. 1101 01:08:04,642 --> 01:08:05,642 Thanks. 1102 01:08:13,234 --> 01:08:14,860 He just killed that poor guy. 1103 01:08:16,070 --> 01:08:18,990 Mali. His name was Mali. 1104 01:08:19,448 --> 01:08:22,201 And I didn't... I... I didn't... 1105 01:08:23,494 --> 01:08:24,954 I didn't do anything. 1106 01:08:30,710 --> 01:08:32,253 You said you can get to my son, right? 1107 01:08:57,486 --> 01:09:01,741 Ooh. 1108 01:09:10,625 --> 01:09:12,126 Why are you still gross-looking? 1109 01:09:12,209 --> 01:09:14,170 I don't know. 1110 01:09:15,171 --> 01:09:16,213 I thought that... 1111 01:09:17,715 --> 01:09:19,300 It must be the sun. 1112 01:09:19,383 --> 01:09:22,053 What are you... What sun? There's no sun here. 1113 01:09:22,136 --> 01:09:24,013 That's the problem. I need to heal. 1114 01:09:24,722 --> 01:09:27,016 I get my powers from the yellow sun. 1115 01:09:27,099 --> 01:09:29,185 Just... give me a second. 1116 01:09:33,564 --> 01:09:34,649 Come on! 1117 01:09:38,527 --> 01:09:40,613 Hell, yeah. We're in. 1118 01:09:59,590 --> 01:10:02,635 Whoa! An antiproton river. 1119 01:10:06,931 --> 01:10:09,600 - Do we rappel? - Rappel? 1120 01:10:10,267 --> 01:10:11,560 Where am I gonna get the gear to rappel 1121 01:10:11,644 --> 01:10:13,145 into a pocket universe? 1122 01:10:13,229 --> 01:10:14,605 I don't know. Maybe it comes out of your... 1123 01:10:14,689 --> 01:10:15,981 circles or something. 1124 01:10:16,065 --> 01:10:17,233 - Circles? - What? 1125 01:10:17,316 --> 01:10:18,859 - T-spheres. - Okay. 1126 01:10:18,943 --> 01:10:20,361 They're three-dimensional. Circles are flat. 1127 01:10:20,945 --> 01:10:21,946 Sorry. 1128 01:10:22,613 --> 01:10:25,533 Unbelievable. 1129 01:10:26,033 --> 01:10:28,411 This place is filthy with black hole vortexes, 1130 01:10:28,494 --> 01:10:30,871 and that antiproton river will tear us apart in seconds. 1131 01:10:31,163 --> 01:10:32,748 We cannot go in ourselves. 1132 01:10:34,083 --> 01:10:35,126 Copy. 1133 01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:37,253 I can't make a sun. 1134 01:10:37,962 --> 01:10:39,380 I know. 1135 01:10:39,463 --> 01:10:42,007 I can only make something kind of like a sun. 1136 01:10:42,508 --> 01:10:44,218 - What? - All right. 1137 01:10:44,927 --> 01:10:46,220 Okay. 1138 01:10:46,303 --> 01:10:49,432 Okay, we got hydrogen, and deuterium. 1139 01:10:50,433 --> 01:10:51,934 And we got helium. 1140 01:10:52,017 --> 01:10:53,477 - And compression, obviously. - What are you doing? 1141 01:10:53,561 --> 01:10:55,646 Hey! Hey, no, no. Stop! 1142 01:10:56,188 --> 01:10:57,898 Enough! You're, you're gonna get all of us in trouble! 1143 01:10:57,982 --> 01:10:59,817 Hey, bro, what are you doing? Stop that! 1144 01:10:59,900 --> 01:11:01,360 He's doing something in here! 1145 01:11:01,444 --> 01:11:03,988 Guards! Guards! He's doing something! 1146 01:11:04,071 --> 01:11:05,740 No, you are not going to take credit for this. 1147 01:11:05,823 --> 01:11:06,907 I am the one that saw it first. 1148 01:11:06,991 --> 01:11:08,242 Oh, take a hike, Barbie! 1149 01:11:08,325 --> 01:11:09,577 - I'm getting the credit for it! - Barbie? 1150 01:11:09,660 --> 01:11:10,870 These two are gonna get us killed! 1151 01:11:10,953 --> 01:11:12,288 Guards! Guards! 1152 01:11:12,371 --> 01:11:14,957 - Raptors! Raptors! - In here! Guards! Guards! 1153 01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:17,001 I'm seeing something that you'd all wanna see! 1154 01:11:56,373 --> 01:11:57,416 Joey! 1155 01:12:01,086 --> 01:12:02,086 You have to take him. 1156 01:12:02,630 --> 01:12:04,381 I can't carry him when I change forms. 1157 01:12:14,266 --> 01:12:16,227 Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no! Krypto! Krypto! 1158 01:12:17,144 --> 01:12:18,771 Stop! Krypto! Krypto! Stop! 1159 01:12:18,854 --> 01:12:20,898 You're gonna squash the baby. Stop! 1160 01:12:22,775 --> 01:12:24,652 What do you see? Did you find him? 1161 01:12:25,110 --> 01:12:27,696 Oh, my God! What is that? 1162 01:12:27,780 --> 01:12:29,406 Portal's been open too long. 1163 01:12:29,490 --> 01:12:31,283 We can't stand here much longer. 1164 01:12:33,994 --> 01:12:35,663 Aw, you look like shit. 1165 01:12:35,746 --> 01:12:37,206 I'm fine. 1166 01:12:37,289 --> 01:12:38,916 I think we need to get to those portals up there. 1167 01:12:38,999 --> 01:12:41,252 Uh, right. How do we... 1168 01:12:41,335 --> 01:12:42,753 work them? 1169 01:12:42,837 --> 01:12:43,921 I don't know, but we'll figure it out. 1170 01:12:44,213 --> 01:12:45,213 Yeah. 1171 01:12:47,675 --> 01:12:48,675 Joey! 1172 01:13:11,699 --> 01:13:12,783 Kill him! He's still weak! 1173 01:13:21,792 --> 01:13:24,879 All right, freak. Nice and slow. Back in the cage. 1174 01:13:26,380 --> 01:13:28,090 What are you gonna do, splash us? 1175 01:13:29,258 --> 01:13:31,927 Yes. With fluoroantimonic acid. 1176 01:13:56,368 --> 01:13:57,912 Do you have him? 1177 01:13:58,621 --> 01:14:00,623 - Hot damn. - What? 1178 01:14:01,165 --> 01:14:02,165 It's a flying dog. 1179 01:14:04,919 --> 01:14:06,211 - Uh-oh. - What? 1180 01:14:08,547 --> 01:14:09,547 Come on, come on! 1181 01:14:10,841 --> 01:14:11,926 No, no, no! No! 1182 01:14:34,239 --> 01:14:35,699 Black hole! 1183 01:14:43,374 --> 01:14:44,541 Oh, boy! 1184 01:14:46,418 --> 01:14:47,962 Krypto! Come here, boy! 1185 01:14:48,420 --> 01:14:49,420 I can't get out of this! 1186 01:14:49,964 --> 01:14:50,964 Krypto! 1187 01:14:51,507 --> 01:14:53,175 It's a black hole! We'll never get out of it! 1188 01:14:53,258 --> 01:14:54,258 Pull us out! 1189 01:14:55,177 --> 01:14:56,804 Krypto! Come! 1190 01:14:59,056 --> 01:15:01,266 Stop it! Krypto! Help us out! 1191 01:15:01,892 --> 01:15:02,893 Bad boy! 1192 01:15:05,646 --> 01:15:06,646 Rex! 1193 01:15:07,856 --> 01:15:08,856 Joey! 1194 01:15:47,730 --> 01:15:50,065 Man, you are so weird. 1195 01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:55,612 - Do you have him? - Them. 1196 01:15:55,696 --> 01:15:57,031 Superman, a mean dog in a cape, 1197 01:15:57,114 --> 01:15:59,324 a weird baby, and a squiggle man. 1198 01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:01,200 What? 1199 01:16:02,995 --> 01:16:05,122 - Terrific? - Follow me! 1200 01:16:09,793 --> 01:16:12,171 Krypto! No! Leave it! 1201 01:16:28,771 --> 01:16:30,522 Are you kidding me? 1202 01:16:32,274 --> 01:16:34,026 Those things aren't cheap! 1203 01:16:39,573 --> 01:16:41,658 Oh, my gosh. Thank you. 1204 01:16:41,742 --> 01:16:43,452 Hey, buddy. 1205 01:16:46,205 --> 01:16:48,749 Hey. Hey. 1206 01:16:52,753 --> 01:16:55,005 - You came to get me. - Yeah. 1207 01:16:59,134 --> 01:17:02,137 There's more people... being held prisoner in there. 1208 01:17:02,513 --> 01:17:03,680 We gotta go get 'em. 1209 01:17:03,764 --> 01:17:05,349 - Whoa. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1210 01:17:05,432 --> 01:17:07,810 Not through here, you can't. Not with you like this. 1211 01:17:07,893 --> 01:17:09,603 Clark, what the... 1212 01:17:09,686 --> 01:17:11,063 It's Kryptonite poisoning. 1213 01:17:12,856 --> 01:17:14,775 He'll heal, but it'll take a day or two. 1214 01:17:14,858 --> 01:17:17,528 Get him someplace safe. Take the T-craft. 1215 01:17:17,861 --> 01:17:20,489 The controls are easy and intuitive. 1216 01:17:20,572 --> 01:17:22,616 I need to stay back here and make sure the portal is secure. 1217 01:17:38,966 --> 01:17:41,969 Okay... okay. 1218 01:17:42,761 --> 01:17:44,388 Okay. 1219 01:17:45,848 --> 01:17:47,182 Okay. 1220 01:17:47,266 --> 01:17:49,726 No. Dog? Dog, I really need to... 1221 01:17:49,810 --> 01:17:51,979 No. Dog, I really need you to... 1222 01:17:52,688 --> 01:17:54,273 Come on. 1223 01:17:55,899 --> 01:17:58,819 Okay. Intuitive. 1224 01:17:59,111 --> 01:18:00,654 Yeah. For sure. 1225 01:18:02,698 --> 01:18:03,698 Okay. 1226 01:18:03,991 --> 01:18:04,991 That's it. 1227 01:18:08,203 --> 01:18:10,038 Whoa! 1228 01:18:17,462 --> 01:18:18,463 Pick that up! 1229 01:18:21,842 --> 01:18:24,636 Eve! Get out of here, you idiot! 1230 01:18:28,265 --> 01:18:29,265 Go! 1231 01:18:29,725 --> 01:18:30,976 Move! 1232 01:18:32,060 --> 01:18:34,980 How the hell could he have gotten free? Hmm? 1233 01:18:38,150 --> 01:18:39,735 We need to find him. 1234 01:18:45,449 --> 01:18:46,617 Eve? 1235 01:18:46,700 --> 01:18:49,161 Oh, I'm so done, Jimmy. 1236 01:18:49,244 --> 01:18:50,746 Oh, um... 1237 01:18:50,829 --> 01:18:53,749 I have everything you need to ruin Lex forever. 1238 01:18:53,832 --> 01:18:55,000 What? Where? 1239 01:18:55,083 --> 01:18:56,543 Oh, I have it right here. 1240 01:18:59,796 --> 01:19:02,424 How dare he throw a pencil at me? 1241 01:19:03,508 --> 01:19:06,345 He's gonna regret harming me for the rest of his life. 1242 01:19:07,596 --> 01:19:08,805 Such a jerk. 1243 01:19:15,562 --> 01:19:16,563 But if I send you this, Jimmy... 1244 01:19:17,689 --> 01:19:19,149 Uh-huh. 1245 01:19:21,860 --> 01:19:24,780 You have to promise me we get to hang this weekend. 1246 01:19:25,197 --> 01:19:27,115 Just the two of us. 1247 01:19:30,953 --> 01:19:32,454 Uh... 1248 01:19:35,916 --> 01:19:38,043 - Okay. - Yeah? Okay! Yay! 1249 01:19:39,336 --> 01:19:42,506 Uh-huh. How, uh... How long? 1250 01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:45,926 - All weekend. - All weekend? 1251 01:19:46,260 --> 01:19:47,803 Oh, my God, Jimmy! 1252 01:19:47,886 --> 01:19:50,097 I'm sorry this is such a major imposition on your life! 1253 01:19:50,389 --> 01:19:52,724 No, it's not an imposition, I... 1254 01:19:52,808 --> 01:19:54,351 I can tell you don't really think so. 1255 01:19:56,937 --> 01:19:59,064 - No, no, no, no, no... - Eve? 1256 01:20:11,326 --> 01:20:13,287 Come on, Eve. 1257 01:20:28,427 --> 01:20:30,679 I'm... I'm Martha. This is Jon. 1258 01:20:30,762 --> 01:20:33,473 - I'm Lois. Hi. - Lois. 1259 01:20:40,897 --> 01:20:41,897 Here, son. 1260 01:20:43,317 --> 01:20:44,526 Hi, Ma. 1261 01:20:45,235 --> 01:20:47,237 Ma, they sent me here to rule over everyone. 1262 01:20:48,030 --> 01:20:49,281 They sent me here to kill people. 1263 01:20:49,740 --> 01:20:51,867 Clark, that ain't... that ain't... 1264 01:21:16,975 --> 01:21:20,437 Is our boy gonna be okay? 1265 01:21:21,021 --> 01:21:23,899 Yes. Mr. Terrific says yes. 1266 01:21:26,193 --> 01:21:27,986 Don't mind him, Lois. 1267 01:21:28,862 --> 01:21:31,031 He's just a big ol' mush. 1268 01:21:31,114 --> 01:21:33,533 Especially when it comes to Clark. 1269 01:21:49,883 --> 01:21:52,219 This girl is obsessed with you? 1270 01:21:52,302 --> 01:21:53,302 Uh-huh. 1271 01:21:54,054 --> 01:21:55,555 How do you do it, Jimmy? 1272 01:21:55,639 --> 01:21:57,224 Look, I didn't even want to bother you, 1273 01:21:57,307 --> 01:21:59,017 but you told me to call with anything I got, so I... 1274 01:21:59,101 --> 01:22:00,977 Yeah, but I thought you said she disappeared off the line. 1275 01:22:01,228 --> 01:22:03,021 I don't know. She might have dropped her phone in the toilet. 1276 01:22:03,105 --> 01:22:05,023 She does that a lot. 1277 01:22:05,107 --> 01:22:08,276 Well, I'm not really sure that sexy selfies are... 1278 01:22:20,205 --> 01:22:22,165 Your hot ex is a genius. 1279 01:22:22,582 --> 01:22:24,376 - Hot? - We have to talk to Perry. 1280 01:22:24,459 --> 01:22:25,961 I'll be there as soon as I can, okay? 1281 01:22:29,005 --> 01:22:32,050 Sending sexy selfies behind the back of Lex Luthor? 1282 01:22:32,134 --> 01:22:34,594 She has to be the biggest idiot in the world. 1283 01:22:35,095 --> 01:22:37,597 Lex, he just told you, the portal was destroyed! 1284 01:22:37,681 --> 01:22:38,306 The dimensional aperture is still there... 1285 01:22:38,390 --> 01:22:39,808 Syd, tell him! 1286 01:22:39,891 --> 01:22:40,809 which we can open remotely, so open it. 1287 01:22:40,892 --> 01:22:42,727 It is not... safe! 1288 01:22:42,811 --> 01:22:44,479 We can close the aperture later 1289 01:22:44,563 --> 01:22:46,189 by inputting the coordinates, correct? 1290 01:22:46,273 --> 01:22:47,607 - Theoretically. - Great! 1291 01:22:49,568 --> 01:22:52,487 If we can't find him, we'll need to draw him out. 1292 01:23:12,549 --> 01:23:14,176 But Lex, that could tear 1293 01:23:14,259 --> 01:23:16,761 a dimensional rift into the surrounding area! 1294 01:23:16,845 --> 01:23:18,638 This is something you think I don't know? 1295 01:23:22,893 --> 01:23:26,146 - That shouldn't happen. - Oh, you don't say! 1296 01:23:26,646 --> 01:23:30,233 - Can you... Can you stop it? - Can I stop it? 1297 01:23:36,531 --> 01:23:40,702 This is why you don't create a damn pocket universe. 1298 01:23:40,952 --> 01:23:43,330 There. Superman won't be able to ignore that. 1299 01:23:45,790 --> 01:23:47,501 Now we know where he'll be next. 1300 01:24:29,668 --> 01:24:31,795 Thought you was out here. 1301 01:24:33,255 --> 01:24:34,381 Hey, Pa. 1302 01:24:35,340 --> 01:24:37,884 Never seen you sleep that long. 1303 01:24:42,430 --> 01:24:47,561 Last week me, Ma, Hector and them, 1304 01:24:47,644 --> 01:24:50,855 we took a drive to Beerki's Burritos 1305 01:24:50,939 --> 01:24:52,524 down in Luttus. 1306 01:24:53,525 --> 01:24:56,361 Like the one that used to be out by that old, uh, blue barn, 1307 01:24:56,444 --> 01:24:57,988 out on that I-9, you remember that? 1308 01:24:59,322 --> 01:25:03,285 - Mm-hmm. - Burritos still just as good. 1309 01:25:08,248 --> 01:25:10,709 That Louanne, she... she seems nice. 1310 01:25:11,334 --> 01:25:13,545 - It's Lois. - Hmm? 1311 01:25:13,878 --> 01:25:15,088 Her name's Lois. 1312 01:25:15,714 --> 01:25:17,257 But yeah, she's... she's nice. 1313 01:25:19,634 --> 01:25:21,636 But you don't seem quite yourself. 1314 01:25:23,847 --> 01:25:26,516 Yeah, well, that message that my parents sent with me, 1315 01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:28,768 I had never heard the second half before. 1316 01:25:29,519 --> 01:25:33,815 Well, I'd say what you wanted that message to mean 1317 01:25:33,898 --> 01:25:35,859 says a whole lot more about you 1318 01:25:35,942 --> 01:25:38,862 than what anyone meant for it to mean. 1319 01:25:38,945 --> 01:25:40,405 Pa, you don't understand. 1320 01:25:44,075 --> 01:25:45,910 I'm not who I thought I was. 1321 01:25:51,333 --> 01:25:53,126 They sent me here to hurt people. 1322 01:25:54,044 --> 01:25:56,004 Parents aren't for telling their children 1323 01:25:56,087 --> 01:25:57,422 who they're supposed to be. 1324 01:25:59,090 --> 01:26:01,760 We are here to give y'all tools, 1325 01:26:01,843 --> 01:26:03,845 help you make fools of yourselves 1326 01:26:03,928 --> 01:26:06,431 all on your own. 1327 01:26:11,811 --> 01:26:12,811 No. 1328 01:26:14,939 --> 01:26:18,026 Your choices, Clark. 1329 01:26:18,943 --> 01:26:20,737 Your actions. 1330 01:26:22,947 --> 01:26:26,868 That's what makes you who you are. 1331 01:26:28,828 --> 01:26:30,205 I'll tell you something, son. 1332 01:26:31,956 --> 01:26:33,291 I couldn't be... 1333 01:26:38,088 --> 01:26:40,340 more proud of you. 1334 01:26:49,766 --> 01:26:51,226 Ol' mush. 1335 01:26:51,893 --> 01:26:54,062 Clark, there's something on the box you might wanna see. 1336 01:26:57,899 --> 01:26:59,275 And over in Eastern Europe, 1337 01:26:59,359 --> 01:27:01,027 Boravian troops gather at the border, 1338 01:27:01,111 --> 01:27:02,696 seemingly mere minutes away 1339 01:27:02,779 --> 01:27:05,031 from invading Jarhanpur once again. 1340 01:27:05,115 --> 01:27:06,866 Now, nearby villagers are willing 1341 01:27:06,950 --> 01:27:08,535 and ready to defend their country, 1342 01:27:08,618 --> 01:27:12,163 despite the exponentially superior firepower 1343 01:27:12,247 --> 01:27:13,915 of the well-trained Boravian military. 1344 01:27:29,139 --> 01:27:30,390 The villagers cling onto 1345 01:27:30,473 --> 01:27:32,100 what little hope they have left, 1346 01:27:32,350 --> 01:27:34,310 as they're surrounded by the military. 1347 01:27:34,644 --> 01:27:35,979 Boravian president, 1348 01:27:36,062 --> 01:27:37,689 Vasil Ghurkos, says the invasion 1349 01:27:37,772 --> 01:27:39,274 is to protect the Jarhanpurian people 1350 01:27:39,357 --> 01:27:40,567 from a tyrannical government. 1351 01:27:49,492 --> 01:27:52,370 Superman! Superman! 1352 01:27:52,454 --> 01:27:55,582 Superman! Superman! 1353 01:27:55,665 --> 01:27:57,834 Superman! Superman! 1354 01:27:57,917 --> 01:28:00,545 Superman! Superman! 1355 01:28:00,628 --> 01:28:02,964 Superman! Superman! 1356 01:28:03,047 --> 01:28:06,551 Superman! Superman! Superman! 1357 01:28:06,634 --> 01:28:10,597 Superman! Superman! Superman! 1358 01:28:13,308 --> 01:28:15,727 Without Superman here to stop it this time, 1359 01:28:15,810 --> 01:28:18,605 the Jarhanpurians don't have much hope. 1360 01:28:19,105 --> 01:28:21,816 I cleaned your boots. I'll go get 'em for you. 1361 01:28:23,443 --> 01:28:24,736 Superman. 1362 01:28:24,819 --> 01:28:26,488 We need you here in Metropolis now. 1363 01:28:26,571 --> 01:28:27,947 I have to get to Boravia, Terrific. 1364 01:28:28,031 --> 01:28:30,325 There won't be a Boravia, or a Metropolis, 1365 01:28:30,408 --> 01:28:32,410 or a Planet Earth, if you don't get here soon. 1366 01:28:33,953 --> 01:28:35,163 This rift is about to tear into the city. 1367 01:28:35,246 --> 01:28:37,791 I can't stop it. I need your help. 1368 01:28:40,794 --> 01:28:42,670 All Metropolis citizens. 1369 01:28:42,754 --> 01:28:45,298 This is a mandatory evacuation. 1370 01:28:45,381 --> 01:28:48,343 this evacuation is not optional. 1371 01:28:50,303 --> 01:28:52,889 This is a mandatory evacuation. 1372 01:28:52,972 --> 01:28:56,559 this evacuation is not optional. 1373 01:28:59,270 --> 01:29:01,773 This is a mandatory evacuation. 1374 01:29:09,072 --> 01:29:10,907 Yeah, I'm sure she's scared, but find her. 1375 01:29:10,990 --> 01:29:12,158 Yeah, we're all equally scared. 1376 01:29:13,034 --> 01:29:14,786 Come on, just put her on. 1377 01:29:15,453 --> 01:29:17,789 Please, Juanita, can you put Persephone on the phone? 1378 01:29:18,456 --> 01:29:21,125 Yes, she will care! Cats know the sound of your voice! 1379 01:29:21,209 --> 01:29:23,545 So, I was able to connect with our contact at BodaBank. 1380 01:29:23,878 --> 01:29:25,296 Luthor's been selling arms to Ghurkos 1381 01:29:25,380 --> 01:29:27,590 for pennies on the dollar for years. 1382 01:29:27,674 --> 01:29:30,218 - Why, you ask? - I do ask why. 1383 01:29:30,635 --> 01:29:33,680 He did it in exchange for half of Jarhanpur. 1384 01:29:33,763 --> 01:29:35,348 You're kidding. 1385 01:29:35,431 --> 01:29:37,350 At first, I thought Eve was just sending me selfies. 1386 01:29:37,433 --> 01:29:39,352 But in the background of the shots 1387 01:29:39,435 --> 01:29:41,271 are maps, contracts, 1388 01:29:41,354 --> 01:29:43,773 all kinds of documents chronicling Boravia's agreement 1389 01:29:43,857 --> 01:29:45,525 to cede half of the country to Lex Luthor 1390 01:29:45,608 --> 01:29:47,318 once the invasion is complete. 1391 01:29:47,402 --> 01:29:48,778 He wants to make himself king. 1392 01:29:49,237 --> 01:29:51,114 - King? - King. 1393 01:29:51,531 --> 01:29:53,324 Should we really still be standing here? 1394 01:29:54,075 --> 01:29:56,077 Lois, you got that flying saucer deal up on the roof? 1395 01:29:56,160 --> 01:29:58,955 - Yup. - Grant. Troupe. 1396 01:29:59,038 --> 01:30:00,540 - Come on. - Grab the board, Jimmy. 1397 01:30:00,623 --> 01:30:03,543 - How many does it hold? - Five, or six. Six. 1398 01:30:03,626 --> 01:30:07,088 - Okay. Lombard, you too. - Oh, thank you. 1399 01:30:07,171 --> 01:30:09,424 Why the hell would Lex want half a desert? 1400 01:30:09,507 --> 01:30:11,092 His cultish acolytes believe he's gonna create 1401 01:30:11,175 --> 01:30:12,677 a technologically advanced utopia. 1402 01:30:12,760 --> 01:30:13,928 Utopia? 1403 01:30:14,012 --> 01:30:15,263 There's a profit factor as well. 1404 01:30:15,346 --> 01:30:17,015 I mean, the petroleum deposits alone 1405 01:30:17,098 --> 01:30:18,683 are worth multiples of his investment. 1406 01:30:18,766 --> 01:30:20,059 Whatever his motives are, 1407 01:30:20,143 --> 01:30:21,394 we know Luthor did everything he could 1408 01:30:21,477 --> 01:30:22,687 to ruin Superman's reputation. 1409 01:30:22,770 --> 01:30:24,272 Eve's photos show 1410 01:30:24,355 --> 01:30:26,399 he was behind the whole Hammer of Boravia scam. 1411 01:30:26,482 --> 01:30:27,734 And all the bots stirring up 1412 01:30:27,817 --> 01:30:29,611 anti-Superman sentiment online. 1413 01:30:29,694 --> 01:30:32,530 Mr. Terrific believes Luthor is also behind 1414 01:30:32,614 --> 01:30:35,033 the spreading rift between universes out there. 1415 01:30:35,116 --> 01:30:37,035 All of it seems to be geared toward stopping Superman 1416 01:30:37,118 --> 01:30:39,329 from standing in the way of the Boravian invasion, Chief. 1417 01:30:39,829 --> 01:30:42,415 Call me Perry, kid. Post the story. Fast. 1418 01:30:48,463 --> 01:30:50,131 - Buckle up, kids. - Why don't I have a seat? 1419 01:30:50,214 --> 01:30:52,050 - Jimmy, will you transcribe? - Uh-huh. 1420 01:30:58,765 --> 01:31:00,391 Oh, God! 1421 01:31:05,730 --> 01:31:07,523 The Daily Planet has obtained exclusive information 1422 01:31:07,607 --> 01:31:09,609 proving that billionaire Lex Luthor is in league 1423 01:31:09,692 --> 01:31:11,819 with Boravian dictator, Vasil Ghurkos. 1424 01:31:19,827 --> 01:31:21,412 Clark, are you close? 1425 01:31:21,496 --> 01:31:23,039 It's about to hit Metropolis, 1426 01:31:23,122 --> 01:31:24,415 and my codes are not shutting it down. 1427 01:31:25,625 --> 01:31:26,751 Shit! 1428 01:31:44,310 --> 01:31:45,310 Uh-oh. 1429 01:31:52,986 --> 01:31:55,738 Lex! The rift is almost here! 1430 01:31:55,822 --> 01:31:57,532 So slow it down. 1431 01:31:57,615 --> 01:31:59,117 I can't unless I can put the code in to stop it. 1432 01:31:59,200 --> 01:32:00,618 Hold on a minute then. 1433 01:32:01,285 --> 01:32:03,621 - We gotta go, man! - Otis! 1434 01:32:23,933 --> 01:32:25,935 Not sure where we're gonna land when the world is gone. 1435 01:33:26,329 --> 01:33:27,330 There's a code to close the rift, 1436 01:33:27,413 --> 01:33:29,165 but it's too complicated to hack. 1437 01:33:29,415 --> 01:33:31,542 Luthor will have the code at LuthorCorp. 1438 01:33:31,626 --> 01:33:33,419 Just give me a minute. I'll get Krypto, and we'll go... 1439 01:33:33,503 --> 01:33:35,254 You brought that dog, man? 1440 01:33:35,338 --> 01:33:38,341 Yeah, I didn't... didn't want him killing my parents' cows. 1441 01:33:58,444 --> 01:33:59,695 Go on wide. 1442 01:33:59,779 --> 01:34:00,822 Wrong. Focus on The Engineer. 1443 01:34:00,905 --> 01:34:02,198 - I'm on the alien, Larry. - 7R. 1444 01:34:22,218 --> 01:34:23,386 It's not too late for either of you. 1445 01:34:23,469 --> 01:34:24,679 5A! 1446 01:34:24,762 --> 01:34:25,762 You don't have to do what Luthor... 1447 01:34:49,328 --> 01:34:50,538 2X! 1448 01:34:56,669 --> 01:34:58,504 Now, Angela, as planned, 1449 01:34:58,588 --> 01:35:01,007 fill his lungs and kill the son of a bitch. 1450 01:35:43,382 --> 01:35:45,801 Can't he hold his breath for over an hour? 1451 01:35:45,885 --> 01:35:47,637 Not without air in his lungs. 1452 01:35:47,720 --> 01:35:49,263 He'll be dead in minutes. 1453 01:35:49,347 --> 01:35:50,890 The nanites are suppressing his optic nerve. 1454 01:35:50,973 --> 01:35:52,892 Sight and X-ray vision should be completely muted. 1455 01:35:52,975 --> 01:35:54,018 Lungs breached. 1456 01:36:00,107 --> 01:36:01,901 Da? 1457 01:36:52,326 --> 01:36:53,661 What's his game? 1458 01:36:55,204 --> 01:36:57,373 Using friction to get the nanites off? 1459 01:36:57,456 --> 01:36:59,041 Doesn't matter if he gets them off his face. 1460 01:36:59,125 --> 01:37:00,668 The nanites are still in his lungs. 1461 01:37:00,751 --> 01:37:02,545 Engineer, Ultraman, keep up. 1462 01:37:02,628 --> 01:37:04,297 We're trying. 1463 01:37:08,551 --> 01:37:10,303 - Maintain LOS. - Yes. No shit, Larry. 1464 01:37:10,386 --> 01:37:11,386 Hurry. 1465 01:37:31,657 --> 01:37:32,742 He'll suffocate any minute. 1466 01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:42,793 Engineer, envelop him completely. 1467 01:38:09,570 --> 01:38:11,238 Wait! Wait, wait! What is he doing? 1468 01:38:18,954 --> 01:38:22,291 I won't be able to sustain the impact at this speed. 1469 01:38:24,502 --> 01:38:27,171 No, Angela, unsheathe! He's the only one protected! 1470 01:38:44,188 --> 01:38:48,067 Entering the hole. Infrared, please? 1471 01:38:54,824 --> 01:38:56,283 Switch to night vision. 1472 01:39:00,287 --> 01:39:01,287 Whoa. 1473 01:39:29,066 --> 01:39:31,235 Her heart's still beating, but she's unconscious. 1474 01:39:31,694 --> 01:39:32,694 Call in the Raptors. 1475 01:40:00,347 --> 01:40:02,224 What the hell? 1476 01:40:02,308 --> 01:40:06,228 That's right. Cloning you was relatively simple. 1477 01:40:06,312 --> 01:40:09,023 All it took was combing the aftermath of your battles... 1478 01:40:09,106 --> 01:40:10,941 until I located a strand of your hair. 1479 01:40:11,025 --> 01:40:13,527 That's how you got into the Fortress. 1480 01:40:13,611 --> 01:40:14,987 You had my DNA. 1481 01:40:15,237 --> 01:40:17,907 Yes, but as is often the case with cloning, 1482 01:40:17,990 --> 01:40:19,575 the match was imperfect. 1483 01:40:19,658 --> 01:40:23,871 He might be even stupider than you. If that's possible. 1484 01:40:23,954 --> 01:40:25,372 But easier to control. 1485 01:40:25,456 --> 01:40:27,333 - 3L. - And stronger. 1486 01:40:28,709 --> 01:40:29,709 22K! 1487 01:40:32,630 --> 01:40:33,630 31D! 1488 01:40:34,590 --> 01:40:35,590 2A! 1489 01:40:36,592 --> 01:40:38,093 5B! 5B! 1490 01:40:39,053 --> 01:40:40,888 6K! 9A! 1491 01:40:42,848 --> 01:40:45,226 My brain will always win! 1492 01:40:45,309 --> 01:40:48,062 Brain beats brawn! 1493 01:41:39,905 --> 01:41:42,491 Superman. Superman. 1494 01:41:42,575 --> 01:41:45,077 Superman. Superman. 1495 01:41:50,749 --> 01:41:52,334 No matter what you do to me, Luthor, 1496 01:41:53,711 --> 01:41:55,421 your plans in Boravia won't work. 1497 01:41:55,504 --> 01:41:58,340 Oh, really? Why's that? 1498 01:41:58,674 --> 01:42:00,467 'Cause I called in some friends. 1499 01:42:01,010 --> 01:42:02,052 Mr. Luthor? 1500 01:42:03,596 --> 01:42:05,097 There is an anomaly at the border. 1501 01:42:17,901 --> 01:42:19,194 Sorry, kid. 1502 01:42:19,695 --> 01:42:20,863 Superman couldn't make it. 1503 01:42:21,947 --> 01:42:23,449 So you got an upgrade. 1504 01:43:17,670 --> 01:43:19,630 I know you won't kill me. 1505 01:43:20,130 --> 01:43:24,134 You are too delicate and weak, like Superman. 1506 01:43:24,218 --> 01:43:26,303 I'm not like Superman. 1507 01:43:34,061 --> 01:43:36,105 - It's perfect. Post it, kid. - On it. 1508 01:43:42,736 --> 01:43:44,571 I think you overestimate the importance 1509 01:43:44,655 --> 01:43:47,074 of Jarhanpur to me, Superman. 1510 01:43:47,157 --> 01:43:48,492 That was just a bonus. 1511 01:43:49,326 --> 01:43:50,828 I'm not killing you 1512 01:43:50,911 --> 01:43:54,498 so the Boravian military conflict can proceed. 1513 01:43:54,957 --> 01:43:59,128 I created the Boravian military conflict 1514 01:43:59,211 --> 01:44:03,424 so I'd have an excuse to kill you! 1515 01:44:03,757 --> 01:44:05,509 Once you involved yourself, 1516 01:44:05,592 --> 01:44:07,010 I knew I could easily get 1517 01:44:07,094 --> 01:44:08,846 our government's support in nullifying you. 1518 01:44:09,471 --> 01:44:10,472 Why? 1519 01:44:11,014 --> 01:44:13,517 Because you're destroying us! 1520 01:44:13,600 --> 01:44:15,269 10Y. 13B. 1521 01:44:36,832 --> 01:44:38,584 You're driven by envy, Luthor. 1522 01:44:39,001 --> 01:44:42,755 - You couldn't be more obvious. - No shit. I'm not dim. 1523 01:44:42,838 --> 01:44:45,758 I'm aware envy consumes my every waking moment. 1524 01:44:45,841 --> 01:44:46,841 13L. 1525 01:44:50,512 --> 01:44:53,265 I know when they mention Galileo or Einstein 1526 01:44:53,348 --> 01:44:55,267 or one of these other twits in the same breath as me, 1527 01:44:55,350 --> 01:44:57,936 I feel a tide of vomit burn the back of my throat. 1528 01:44:58,020 --> 01:44:59,730 But at least Galileo did something. 1529 01:44:59,813 --> 01:45:02,983 He wasn't some dopey Venusian catapulted onto this planet, 1530 01:45:03,358 --> 01:45:06,320 just to have the world fawn over him, 1531 01:45:06,403 --> 01:45:10,908 because his strength illuminates how weak we all really are. 1532 01:45:15,412 --> 01:45:18,749 So, my envy is a calling. 1533 01:45:18,832 --> 01:45:22,002 It is the sole hope for humanity, 1534 01:45:22,085 --> 01:45:26,632 because it is what has driven me to annihilating you. 1535 01:45:26,715 --> 01:45:27,841 1A! 1536 01:45:28,133 --> 01:45:30,552 1A! 1A! 1537 01:45:30,636 --> 01:45:33,722 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1538 01:45:33,806 --> 01:45:34,806 Yes. 1539 01:45:44,024 --> 01:45:47,569 Oh, what are you smirking at, you idiot? 1540 01:45:47,945 --> 01:45:51,698 Brain beats brawn. 1541 01:45:53,325 --> 01:45:54,325 Sorry, chum. 1542 01:46:11,134 --> 01:46:12,261 No, no, no! No! 1543 01:46:17,099 --> 01:46:20,018 You watch him through those? Tell him what to do? 1544 01:46:28,068 --> 01:46:29,111 Krypto. 1545 01:46:30,696 --> 01:46:31,696 Get the toy. 1546 01:46:35,075 --> 01:46:37,536 Uh, thir-thirty-s... Oh, the stupid dog! 1547 01:46:37,911 --> 01:46:39,037 - Uh... - Charlie down! 1548 01:46:52,843 --> 01:46:54,553 - 12C! Aah! - Delta down. 1549 01:47:00,642 --> 01:47:01,642 36B... 1550 01:47:02,895 --> 01:47:03,895 - No. - Hotel down! 1551 01:47:11,695 --> 01:47:13,322 - No! - Bravo down. 1552 01:47:13,405 --> 01:47:15,032 - Bravo down! - I just said that, Larry! 1553 01:47:30,505 --> 01:47:31,673 Alpha down! 1554 01:47:33,634 --> 01:47:34,634 Lex. 1555 01:47:35,594 --> 01:47:37,095 The Raptors have arrived. 1556 01:47:42,768 --> 01:47:44,645 - Kill him! - Good luck with that. 1557 01:48:49,751 --> 01:48:50,751 Hey! 1558 01:48:53,255 --> 01:48:56,466 This ain't playtime! Quit messin' around! 1559 01:48:56,550 --> 01:48:58,468 We have to get to Luthor to stop the rift. 1560 01:48:58,552 --> 01:48:59,720 I'm not messing around. 1561 01:48:59,803 --> 01:49:01,179 I'm doing important stuff. 1562 01:49:04,016 --> 01:49:05,934 It's gonna reach Bakerline any minute. 1563 01:49:06,351 --> 01:49:07,561 There are people there. 1564 01:49:15,569 --> 01:49:16,903 - We have to go. - We'll never make it in time. 1565 01:49:16,987 --> 01:49:17,987 - It's almost here. - We have to try. Come on. 1566 01:49:22,325 --> 01:49:23,827 Lex! 1567 01:49:25,370 --> 01:49:26,705 I'm closing the freakin' rift. 1568 01:49:26,788 --> 01:49:29,458 No! They chose him! Let them die! 1569 01:49:29,541 --> 01:49:31,501 - We'll close it from the bunker - What? 1570 01:49:31,585 --> 01:49:33,003 before it gets to a city I care about. 1571 01:49:35,589 --> 01:49:36,840 Open the portal! 1572 01:49:41,845 --> 01:49:43,472 Wrap it up. Let's go. 1573 01:49:44,347 --> 01:49:45,766 Safety first, people. 1574 01:49:58,320 --> 01:50:00,947 Hey. Hey. The code to close the rift is in here. 1575 01:50:01,740 --> 01:50:03,700 - I can help. - I don't need your help. 1576 01:50:04,242 --> 01:50:06,036 I'm goddamn Mr. Terrific. 1577 01:50:07,370 --> 01:50:10,457 You piece of shit alien! 1578 01:50:11,625 --> 01:50:13,919 That is where you've always been wrong about me, Lex. 1579 01:50:15,170 --> 01:50:16,922 I'm as human as anyone. 1580 01:50:17,005 --> 01:50:19,800 I love, I... I get scared. 1581 01:50:19,883 --> 01:50:22,427 I wake up every morning, and despite not knowing what to do, 1582 01:50:22,511 --> 01:50:24,221 I put one foot in front of the other, 1583 01:50:24,304 --> 01:50:26,473 and I try to make the best choices I can. 1584 01:50:26,556 --> 01:50:28,308 I screw up all the time. 1585 01:50:28,391 --> 01:50:30,143 But that is being human. 1586 01:50:31,603 --> 01:50:33,271 And that's my greatest strength. 1587 01:50:34,981 --> 01:50:38,944 And someday I hope, for the sake of the world, 1588 01:50:39,027 --> 01:50:40,946 you understand that it's yours too. 1589 01:50:41,029 --> 01:50:43,615 Oh, that's beautiful. 1590 01:50:43,698 --> 01:50:46,910 But none of this matters, you patronizing clown. 1591 01:50:46,993 --> 01:50:50,539 The government gave me the authority to kill you. 1592 01:50:50,622 --> 01:50:52,415 If not today, then tomor... 1593 01:50:52,499 --> 01:50:53,499 Ahh! 1594 01:50:58,505 --> 01:50:59,881 No, no, no! 1595 01:50:59,965 --> 01:51:02,259 Oh, my... Stop. Krypto, put him down. 1596 01:51:05,053 --> 01:51:06,388 Krypto, drop him! 1597 01:51:06,471 --> 01:51:07,973 Krypto, drop him! Drop him! 1598 01:51:13,019 --> 01:51:14,771 Dude. 1599 01:51:20,485 --> 01:51:21,653 Got it. 1600 01:51:36,168 --> 01:51:37,961 Yes! 1601 01:51:47,053 --> 01:51:49,139 Mmm. 1602 01:51:50,015 --> 01:51:51,725 - Lex. - What? 1603 01:51:52,434 --> 01:51:54,186 Well, this just in. An absolute bombshell 1604 01:51:54,269 --> 01:51:55,687 from the Daily Planet. 1605 01:51:55,770 --> 01:51:57,981 Billionaire Lex Luthor aligning himself 1606 01:51:58,064 --> 01:52:00,233 with a foreign entity, believe it or not. 1607 01:52:00,317 --> 01:52:02,444 Luthor has been giving them 1608 01:52:02,527 --> 01:52:04,404 billions and billions of dollars' worth of free weapons... 1609 01:52:04,487 --> 01:52:07,324 Lex Luthor has been working covertly with Vasil Ghurkos 1610 01:52:07,407 --> 01:52:08,867 and the Boravian government 1611 01:52:08,950 --> 01:52:11,703 to overthrow the country of Jarhanpur. 1612 01:52:11,786 --> 01:52:13,371 Luthor has been giving them billions... 1613 01:52:13,455 --> 01:52:15,707 We've had Luthor on this show many times. 1614 01:52:16,416 --> 01:52:18,126 Little did we know, he was a traitor. 1615 01:52:21,379 --> 01:52:23,006 Seems like the one thing 1616 01:52:23,089 --> 01:52:25,634 conservatives and liberals can finally agree on 1617 01:52:25,717 --> 01:52:27,260 is that Lex Luthor sucks. 1618 01:52:27,636 --> 01:52:30,931 The whole world has turned against Superman, 1619 01:52:31,014 --> 01:52:34,017 and we all owe him an enormous apology. 1620 01:52:34,392 --> 01:52:38,396 He is, of course, the hero we always thought he was. 1621 01:53:09,177 --> 01:53:11,596 Thank you! Thank you! 1622 01:53:17,227 --> 01:53:18,561 That was sick. 1623 01:53:19,271 --> 01:53:21,481 Guy, maybe he should join the group. 1624 01:53:21,564 --> 01:53:23,275 Please. 1625 01:53:23,358 --> 01:53:25,986 I mean, no offense, but that creepy mug is what you want 1626 01:53:26,069 --> 01:53:27,904 representing the Justice Gang? 1627 01:53:27,988 --> 01:53:28,988 Justice Gang? 1628 01:53:29,864 --> 01:53:31,032 That's a cool name. 1629 01:53:32,158 --> 01:53:33,158 You're in. 1630 01:53:35,954 --> 01:53:36,955 Come on! 1631 01:53:40,750 --> 01:53:41,668 Glad you're not concerned 1632 01:53:41,751 --> 01:53:43,003 about the metahumans, Rick. 1633 01:53:43,753 --> 01:53:45,755 'Cause now they're the ones making the rules. 1634 01:53:57,976 --> 01:53:59,394 Everyone file. This way, please. 1635 01:53:59,477 --> 01:54:00,645 Easy! 1636 01:54:00,729 --> 01:54:03,398 - Fleurette! - Mom! 1637 01:54:06,651 --> 01:54:07,651 Oh! 1638 01:54:11,823 --> 01:54:13,742 Get his bald ass to Belle Reve. 1639 01:54:51,071 --> 01:54:53,656 Oh! 1640 01:54:55,367 --> 01:54:57,410 Now we can be together forever. 1641 01:55:05,001 --> 01:55:06,001 Miss Lane. 1642 01:55:07,420 --> 01:55:09,798 Oh, hi. 1643 01:55:10,256 --> 01:55:12,133 I thought I might give you an interview. 1644 01:55:12,842 --> 01:55:15,178 I could fill you in on all of the behind-the-scenes. 1645 01:55:15,261 --> 01:55:16,261 Sure. 1646 01:55:17,055 --> 01:55:18,431 I think that would be... 1647 01:55:20,100 --> 01:55:21,100 great. 1648 01:55:22,727 --> 01:55:23,978 Um... 1649 01:55:24,062 --> 01:55:25,105 How about over here? 1650 01:55:25,438 --> 01:55:26,438 For an interview. 1651 01:55:59,848 --> 01:56:00,848 Hey. 1652 01:56:04,102 --> 01:56:05,228 I love you, too. 1653 01:56:32,839 --> 01:56:34,299 How long have they been hooking up? 1654 01:56:34,382 --> 01:56:35,467 About three months, I think. 1655 01:56:40,847 --> 01:56:43,016 Got this place cleaned up pretty good. 1656 01:56:43,099 --> 01:56:45,018 Cleaned yourself up pretty good, too. 1657 01:56:45,101 --> 01:56:46,895 - You think so? - Yeah. 1658 01:56:46,978 --> 01:56:48,354 Think it gives you character. 1659 01:56:49,314 --> 01:56:50,899 Maybe one day you'll give me a name. 1660 01:56:51,733 --> 01:56:53,943 Well. Four's a name. 1661 01:56:54,444 --> 01:56:55,612 So is Gary. 1662 01:56:59,073 --> 01:57:00,575 Aw, shoot. 1663 01:57:00,658 --> 01:57:02,577 Sir, I think your cousin has returned. 1664 01:57:05,163 --> 01:57:08,791 - Yup. - What the hell, dude? 1665 01:57:09,959 --> 01:57:11,628 Why did you move the door? 1666 01:57:11,711 --> 01:57:14,130 - I didn't move the door. - Where is my dog? 1667 01:57:21,888 --> 01:57:24,140 Okay, well, this is why he has behavioral issues. 1668 01:57:24,224 --> 01:57:25,600 No boundaries. 1669 01:57:29,062 --> 01:57:30,855 - It's not healthy, is it? - Mm-mmm. 1670 01:57:40,365 --> 01:57:41,658 Come on. 1671 01:57:41,741 --> 01:57:43,701 Thanks for watching him, bitch. 1672 01:57:47,288 --> 01:57:49,791 She likes to go and party on other planets. 1673 01:57:49,874 --> 01:57:51,793 - Planets with red suns. - Oh. 1674 01:57:51,876 --> 01:57:53,378 Because of our metabolism, 1675 01:57:53,461 --> 01:57:55,922 we can't get drunk on a planet with a yellow sun. 1676 01:57:56,005 --> 01:57:58,341 If I had any emotional capacity whatsoever, 1677 01:57:58,424 --> 01:58:00,468 I'd be concerned about her partying. 1678 01:58:00,552 --> 01:58:01,553 Yeah. 1679 01:58:02,387 --> 01:58:05,098 Superman, would you like to see the footage of your parents? 1680 01:58:05,181 --> 01:58:07,684 - He finds it soothing. - Oh! 1681 01:58:08,059 --> 01:58:10,019 Yeah, Gary, that'd be nice. 1682 01:58:16,568 --> 01:58:17,944 Everything you see, 1683 01:58:18,027 --> 01:58:19,445 you're seeing for the first time. 1684 01:58:26,703 --> 01:58:28,329 All of this is for you. 1685 01:58:31,416 --> 01:58:32,584 Clark. 1686 01:58:42,719 --> 01:58:43,719 You did it! 1687 02:01:19,083 --> 02:01:20,585 One, two, three, four! 1688 02:02:27,151 --> 02:02:28,152 Whoo! 1689 02:08:31,348 --> 02:08:32,348 Hmm. 1690 02:08:33,726 --> 02:08:34,726 What? 1691 02:08:38,522 --> 02:08:39,522 Yeah? 1692 02:08:39,773 --> 02:08:41,734 It's just... a little off. 1693 02:08:41,817 --> 02:08:43,444 What do you want me to do? 1694 02:08:43,527 --> 02:08:45,070 Do you want me to take it apart and put it back together? 1695 02:08:45,154 --> 02:08:46,447 No, no, no, no. I was just... 1696 02:08:48,449 --> 02:08:49,449 You just what? 1697 02:08:52,161 --> 02:08:53,746 Hey, man. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bum you out. 1698 02:08:55,831 --> 02:08:57,041 I shouldn't have brought it up. 1699 02:08:58,459 --> 02:09:00,799 Darn it, I can be such a jerk sometimes.