1 00:02:21,932 --> 00:02:23,664 My love. 2 00:02:23,666 --> 00:02:25,901 Cara mia. 3 00:02:25,903 --> 00:02:28,772 The ring! The ring! Oh, no! No, no, no! 4 00:02:36,914 --> 00:02:40,251 Oh, Thing! Best hand always has the ring! 5 00:02:50,294 --> 00:02:52,627 Dearly be-loathed, 6 00:02:52,629 --> 00:02:56,631 it is indeed a rare privilege to see our family 7 00:02:56,633 --> 00:03:00,268 gathered together for this Addams tradition. 8 00:03:00,270 --> 00:03:02,571 To commence this ceremony 9 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:04,106 and deliver these two 10 00:03:04,108 --> 00:03:08,144 into the yawning void of matrimony, 11 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:12,784 we put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up. 12 00:03:20,223 --> 00:03:22,457 I now pronounce you... 13 00:03:22,459 --> 00:03:23,826 - Monsters! - Freaks! 14 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:24,926 Get out, Addams! 15 00:03:24,928 --> 00:03:26,094 You've been here long enough! 16 00:03:26,096 --> 00:03:27,797 We've had enough of your kind! 17 00:03:27,799 --> 00:03:29,264 Addams aren't wanted here! 18 00:03:29,266 --> 00:03:30,732 Leave already! 19 00:03:30,734 --> 00:03:32,467 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 20 00:03:32,469 --> 00:03:33,636 Quick, put the lime in the coconut 21 00:03:33,638 --> 00:03:35,103 and drink 'em both up! 22 00:03:39,408 --> 00:03:41,342 Sorry, I couldn't help myself. 23 00:03:41,344 --> 00:03:42,746 This is our home! 24 00:03:43,781 --> 00:03:44,947 You're not wanted! 25 00:03:44,949 --> 00:03:46,148 We don't want you here! 26 00:03:46,150 --> 00:03:48,986 Everyone, to the bridge! 27 00:03:52,355 --> 00:03:53,521 Fire! 28 00:03:53,523 --> 00:03:54,692 Fire! 29 00:04:10,508 --> 00:04:12,674 You two love bats better fly out of here! 30 00:04:12,676 --> 00:04:14,543 I'll hold them off! 31 00:04:14,545 --> 00:04:15,977 Mazurka! 32 00:04:19,516 --> 00:04:21,285 Grab onto my hairy hump! 33 00:04:26,723 --> 00:04:29,457 I think I can see my house from here. 34 00:04:29,459 --> 00:04:32,127 Oh, no. That's a women's prison. 35 00:04:32,129 --> 00:04:35,163 Oh, Gomez, why do hordes of angry villagers 36 00:04:35,165 --> 00:04:36,731 follow us everywhere we go? 37 00:04:36,733 --> 00:04:40,334 We are safe, my love, that is all that matters. 38 00:04:40,336 --> 00:04:42,170 I want to find a new home 39 00:04:42,172 --> 00:04:44,206 that is shrouded from the world. 40 00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:47,209 Someplace that is truly us. 41 00:04:47,211 --> 00:04:50,911 Yes! Somewhere horrible! Somewhere corrupt! 42 00:04:50,913 --> 00:04:53,147 Somewhere that no one in their right mind 43 00:04:53,149 --> 00:04:54,918 would be caught dead in! 44 00:05:05,696 --> 00:05:07,428 Unhappy, darling? 45 00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:10,165 Yes, completely. 46 00:05:10,167 --> 00:05:13,502 Oh, Gomez, you have torn down my walls 47 00:05:13,504 --> 00:05:16,204 and stabbed your name onto my heart. 48 00:05:18,007 --> 00:05:20,041 My wan temptress, 49 00:05:20,043 --> 00:05:22,112 your hand is as cold as a dead fish. 50 00:05:22,778 --> 00:05:25,714 My love, that is a dead fish. 51 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:27,182 Mmm, mmm... 52 00:05:27,184 --> 00:05:28,453 So it is. 53 00:05:33,456 --> 00:05:34,956 Darling, 54 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:38,760 is that a wrinkle I see on your pallid brow? 55 00:05:38,762 --> 00:05:39,961 What's wrong? 56 00:05:39,963 --> 00:05:42,098 We can't run forever, my love. 57 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:43,966 I want a home again. 58 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:46,702 I want our children to grow up in peace. 59 00:05:46,704 --> 00:05:49,204 I want to pick out cemetery plots. 60 00:05:49,206 --> 00:05:53,141 Morticia, I swear on my life I will find us a new home. 61 00:05:53,143 --> 00:05:55,413 And your every wish shall be granted. 62 00:05:56,045 --> 00:05:57,646 Mon amour. 63 00:05:57,648 --> 00:06:01,983 French. You know what that does to me. 64 00:06:16,968 --> 00:06:18,836 We hit something! 65 00:06:26,576 --> 00:06:28,778 Is he all right? 66 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:31,346 No, he seems perfectly demented. 67 00:06:31,348 --> 00:06:35,317 "State Hospital for the Criminally Insane." 68 00:06:35,319 --> 00:06:36,854 Gomez. 69 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:42,589 That must be the asylum. 70 00:06:42,591 --> 00:06:44,125 Oh, thank goodness. 71 00:06:44,127 --> 00:06:46,594 A decent place to sleep for the night. 72 00:06:51,334 --> 00:06:52,336 Hmm? 73 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:55,605 Thank you, old boy. Lead the way. 74 00:07:13,389 --> 00:07:15,990 It's quiet. Too quiet. 75 00:07:15,992 --> 00:07:17,562 Must be the off-season. 76 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:27,638 Hello? 77 00:07:31,709 --> 00:07:33,074 There's no one here. 78 00:07:33,076 --> 00:07:35,310 Could it be abandoned? 79 00:07:35,312 --> 00:07:38,045 It's creepy. Kooky. 80 00:07:38,047 --> 00:07:40,985 Mysterious. Spooky. 81 00:07:50,927 --> 00:07:52,396 Huh? 82 00:08:38,742 --> 00:08:42,947 Get out! 83 00:08:44,614 --> 00:08:45,981 It's hideous. 84 00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:47,484 It's horrible. 85 00:08:48,118 --> 00:08:50,217 It's home. 86 00:10:34,324 --> 00:10:37,261 What a lovely morning! 87 00:10:40,229 --> 00:10:41,395 Nice try. 88 00:10:41,397 --> 00:10:45,232 Get out! 89 00:10:45,234 --> 00:10:48,538 Oh, you're always so grumpy before your morning coffee. 90 00:10:57,747 --> 00:10:58,880 Better? 91 00:11:16,766 --> 00:11:17,865 Lurch, 92 00:11:17,867 --> 00:11:19,035 it's time for breakfast. 93 00:11:37,722 --> 00:11:39,754 Thing. 94 00:11:39,756 --> 00:11:42,560 Have Ichabod wake the children. 95 00:11:45,662 --> 00:11:48,462 Lurch, would you mind dusting the house? 96 00:11:48,464 --> 00:11:49,766 Mmm. 97 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,740 Slowly, Cleopatra. 98 00:11:59,742 --> 00:12:02,646 I wouldn't want my favorite African Strangler to choke. 99 00:12:44,622 --> 00:12:47,688 All right, Ichabod. I'm awake. 100 00:12:47,690 --> 00:12:49,627 Not for long. 101 00:12:50,861 --> 00:12:52,659 Real mature, Pugsley. 102 00:12:52,661 --> 00:12:54,029 Oh, please. 103 00:12:54,031 --> 00:12:56,231 You never threw an axe when you were my age? 104 00:12:56,233 --> 00:13:00,003 Of course I did. I never missed. 105 00:13:02,473 --> 00:13:04,172 How I wish something would liven up 106 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:05,974 this already tedious day. 107 00:13:10,146 --> 00:13:11,681 Thanks for trying, Ichabod. 108 00:13:32,435 --> 00:13:33,670 Hmm. 109 00:13:59,563 --> 00:14:00,694 Pugsley? 110 00:14:00,696 --> 00:14:04,231 Pugsley! It's time for sword practice. 111 00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:05,866 Pugsley! 112 00:14:05,868 --> 00:14:07,537 Let the games begin. 113 00:14:35,064 --> 00:14:37,968 Here's Pugsley! 114 00:14:54,784 --> 00:14:57,288 All right, son. That's enough. 115 00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:01,658 They blow up so fast these days. 116 00:15:12,368 --> 00:15:14,537 Don't make me come up there! 117 00:15:20,978 --> 00:15:22,713 This is your last warning! 118 00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:37,893 My head. Ow, ow, ow. 119 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:41,328 Pugsley, we're supposed to be working on your swordplay. 120 00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:43,532 Your Sabre Mazurka is two weeks away, 121 00:15:43,534 --> 00:15:45,533 and you've barely practiced at all. 122 00:15:45,535 --> 00:15:47,735 So I missed one practice. What's the big deal? 123 00:15:47,737 --> 00:15:49,671 The big deal? 124 00:15:49,673 --> 00:15:52,307 The Sabre Mazurka is the most important day 125 00:15:52,309 --> 00:15:53,573 in a young man's life. 126 00:15:53,575 --> 00:15:55,077 It's what makes you an Addams. 127 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:58,178 It's the day your entire family gathers around you 128 00:15:58,180 --> 00:16:01,682 and passes judgment on your worth as a human being. 129 00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:03,183 I hear it's like Thanksgiving. 130 00:16:03,185 --> 00:16:06,153 But swords are so old-fashioned. 131 00:16:06,155 --> 00:16:08,023 I'm more of a demolitions man. 132 00:16:08,025 --> 00:16:12,563 Explosives have no place in a Mazurka. Hand them over. 133 00:16:16,032 --> 00:16:18,066 All of them. 134 00:16:18,068 --> 00:16:20,067 And the TNT. 135 00:16:20,069 --> 00:16:21,870 And the M-80s. 136 00:16:21,872 --> 00:16:25,273 Roman candles. Bang snaps. Holy Hand Grenades. 137 00:16:26,742 --> 00:16:31,446 Son, our family hasn't been all together in 13 years. 138 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,548 They are coming from all over the world 139 00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:35,884 to see you on your special day. 140 00:16:35,886 --> 00:16:37,921 I just want it to go perfectly. 141 00:16:38,887 --> 00:16:40,889 All right, Pop. I'll practice. 142 00:16:40,891 --> 00:16:42,423 That's my boy. 143 00:16:47,964 --> 00:16:50,197 Putrid. 144 00:16:50,199 --> 00:16:51,600 Mmm. Horrifying. 145 00:16:51,602 --> 00:16:52,970 I call spleen. 146 00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:56,604 Mmm... 147 00:16:56,606 --> 00:16:58,072 - Ah, ow... - Wednesday. 148 00:16:58,074 --> 00:16:59,740 Please, no ink stains on the table. 149 00:16:59,742 --> 00:17:01,643 Yes, Mother. 150 00:17:05,381 --> 00:17:07,115 Gomez, everyone we've invited 151 00:17:07,117 --> 00:17:08,816 to the Mazurka has threatened to come. 152 00:17:08,818 --> 00:17:11,718 I know. Isn't it wonderful? 153 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:16,057 All Addamses under one roof again. 154 00:17:16,059 --> 00:17:17,826 Yes, but where will everyone sleep? 155 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,260 We'll have Lurch fix up the mausoleum. 156 00:17:20,262 --> 00:17:21,762 It'll be like sleepaway camp. 157 00:17:23,032 --> 00:17:25,299 Very well, darling. 158 00:17:28,806 --> 00:17:30,104 Uncle Fester! 159 00:17:30,106 --> 00:17:31,772 Brother! 160 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,144 Don't worry, I'm okay. 161 00:17:36,146 --> 00:17:38,246 The plate glass window broke my fall. 162 00:17:38,248 --> 00:17:40,647 Ha! Ha! 163 00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:49,124 I am thrilled you're here! 164 00:17:50,461 --> 00:17:51,859 I'm not late, am I? 165 00:17:51,861 --> 00:17:54,561 Actually, we weren't expecting you for another two weeks. 166 00:17:54,563 --> 00:17:56,431 Huh. So, not late. 167 00:17:56,433 --> 00:17:57,965 I apologize, darling. 168 00:17:57,967 --> 00:18:00,034 You see, I asked Fester to come early 169 00:18:00,036 --> 00:18:02,537 to help Pugsley with his Mazurka practice. 170 00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:04,305 Hey! 171 00:18:04,307 --> 00:18:05,373 No! No! 172 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:07,674 Bad Kitty! That's a bad Kitty! 173 00:18:07,676 --> 00:18:08,942 If I'd known you were coming, 174 00:18:08,944 --> 00:18:10,711 I would have prepared the dungeon. 175 00:18:10,713 --> 00:18:13,614 Please, don't worry. I'll sleep in the attic. 176 00:18:13,616 --> 00:18:15,348 You won't even know I'm here. 177 00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:19,654 I've practiced that move in a lot of people's homes. 178 00:18:19,656 --> 00:18:22,123 Uncle, 179 00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:24,592 can you tell us what's beyond the gate? 180 00:18:27,496 --> 00:18:29,964 Why ever would you ask that, dear? 181 00:18:29,966 --> 00:18:32,433 I heard a strange noise in the fog earlier, 182 00:18:32,435 --> 00:18:34,067 and I should like to investigate. 183 00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,237 There's nothing out there but boring marshland. 184 00:18:36,239 --> 00:18:39,507 There must be something. We never go anywhere. 185 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:42,242 Who knows the untold horrors we're missing out on. 186 00:18:42,244 --> 00:18:44,179 Darling, we have all the horror 187 00:18:44,181 --> 00:18:45,346 we need, right here. 188 00:18:45,348 --> 00:18:48,382 Uncle Fester can go wherever he likes. 189 00:18:48,384 --> 00:18:50,285 Now, now, there are some restrictions. 190 00:18:50,287 --> 00:18:52,354 You know, I can't go to the mall, 191 00:18:52,356 --> 00:18:54,422 or a zoo, or a building... 192 00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:55,522 When you're older, 193 00:18:55,524 --> 00:18:57,224 you can travel to your heart's content. 194 00:18:57,226 --> 00:19:00,030 But for now, it's safer for you here. 195 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,434 Socrates, come. 196 00:19:05,101 --> 00:19:07,567 South America, Europe, China, 197 00:19:07,569 --> 00:19:10,270 Asia, most parts of Africa. 198 00:19:10,272 --> 00:19:12,242 I'm allowed in Antarctica! 199 00:19:25,355 --> 00:19:26,587 You're watching 200 00:19:26,589 --> 00:19:28,858 Home, Art and Garden television. 201 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,728 The world's a big place, full of poor souls 202 00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:36,763 who don't know the difference between shiplap and Shinola. 203 00:19:36,765 --> 00:19:38,365 Well, I'm here to help. 204 00:19:39,869 --> 00:19:42,970 I take your uninspired living space 205 00:19:42,972 --> 00:19:46,039 and turn it into the perfect palace of your dreams. 206 00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:49,812 No matter how outdated your design sense, I can help you. 207 00:19:50,579 --> 00:19:52,113 My only flaw? 208 00:19:52,115 --> 00:19:54,081 Sometimes I care too much. 209 00:19:55,252 --> 00:19:57,218 I'm Margaux Needler, 210 00:19:57,220 --> 00:20:01,122 and I'm about to stage a Design Intervention! 211 00:20:01,124 --> 00:20:03,490 You're welcome in advance. 212 00:20:03,492 --> 00:20:05,460 Today, we're putting the finishing touches 213 00:20:05,462 --> 00:20:07,628 on our biggest project yet. 214 00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:09,297 Assimilation. 215 00:20:09,299 --> 00:20:11,331 We didn't just make over a house. 216 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:14,270 We made over a whole town! 217 00:20:15,338 --> 00:20:17,805 And in just two weeks, on our live season finale, 218 00:20:17,807 --> 00:20:18,940 you will be able to buy 219 00:20:18,942 --> 00:20:20,509 your very own piece of Assimilation. 220 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,608 That's right! 221 00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:23,644 In a Design Intervention first, 222 00:20:23,646 --> 00:20:27,114 we are putting a whole neighborhood up for sale. 223 00:20:27,116 --> 00:20:28,915 This will be your chance to purchase 224 00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:30,050 the house of your dreams 225 00:20:30,052 --> 00:20:32,185 in the town of your dreams! 226 00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:34,422 Sounds good? I thought so. 227 00:20:34,424 --> 00:20:36,924 Welcome to Assimilation, neighbor. 228 00:20:38,127 --> 00:20:39,460 This program brought to you 229 00:20:39,462 --> 00:20:40,528 by Neighborhood Peeps. 230 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,933 Your neighbors are watching! 231 00:20:43,832 --> 00:20:45,101 And, we're out! 232 00:20:46,101 --> 00:20:47,535 Love it. Perfect. 233 00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:49,404 Let's set up for the walk-through. 234 00:20:49,406 --> 00:20:50,738 Margaux, did that feel good to you? 235 00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:51,838 No, Glenn. 236 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,209 We need more balloons, more confetti. 237 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:56,277 - Roger that. - What are we selling here? 238 00:20:56,279 --> 00:20:59,346 Big dreams. You know how you get big dreams? 239 00:20:59,348 --> 00:21:00,714 - Uh... - With big ratings. 240 00:21:00,716 --> 00:21:01,982 - Got it. - Double the balloons. 241 00:21:01,984 --> 00:21:03,817 And I want a blizzard of confetti. 242 00:21:03,819 --> 00:21:05,385 I want so much confetti that we need 243 00:21:05,387 --> 00:21:07,521 snow patrols to find lost children. 244 00:21:07,523 --> 00:21:09,824 I bet my home improvement empire on this town. 245 00:21:09,826 --> 00:21:11,291 Every house must sell 246 00:21:11,293 --> 00:21:12,625 or we're out of business! 247 00:21:12,627 --> 00:21:14,828 - It's got to be perfect! - Mom! 248 00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:16,564 You're never gonna believe this. 249 00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:17,664 What is it, Parker? 250 00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:20,468 I found a creepy mansion up on the hill! 251 00:21:20,470 --> 00:21:21,902 I'm so glad you're exploring, Parker, 252 00:21:21,904 --> 00:21:23,872 but I don't have time to talk right now, sweetheart. 253 00:21:23,874 --> 00:21:25,506 Mama needs to help people. 254 00:21:25,508 --> 00:21:27,974 I need help. Aren't I people? 255 00:21:27,976 --> 00:21:29,743 Oh, you're cute. 256 00:21:29,745 --> 00:21:31,746 Don't you have Chipper 'N' Cheer practice this afternoon? 257 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:33,048 Run along, honey. 258 00:21:33,050 --> 00:21:34,848 Now, Glenn, what are the numbers we're expecting? 259 00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:36,250 - Well, if you look here... - Mom! 260 00:21:37,553 --> 00:21:38,554 Ugh! 261 00:21:48,164 --> 00:21:50,434 Left a bit. Up a bit. 262 00:21:50,867 --> 00:21:53,000 Now, down a bit. 263 00:21:53,002 --> 00:21:55,405 Perfect. 264 00:21:56,239 --> 00:22:00,040 And three, two, one... 265 00:22:04,947 --> 00:22:07,382 You made me miss! 266 00:22:07,384 --> 00:22:10,852 Do you know how long it took for me to set this up? 267 00:22:10,854 --> 00:22:12,752 Look, Pugsley... 268 00:22:12,754 --> 00:22:16,757 Your Mazurka's coming up, and, well, you're not ready. 269 00:22:16,759 --> 00:22:19,426 Even if I am the only one who sees it. 270 00:22:19,428 --> 00:22:21,462 So, pay attention, 271 00:22:21,464 --> 00:22:22,931 and you might actually get through this. 272 00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:23,934 Wait. 273 00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:27,136 You're going to help me? 274 00:22:27,803 --> 00:22:28,903 Why? 275 00:22:28,905 --> 00:22:31,538 Because you are my brother. 276 00:22:31,540 --> 00:22:35,942 And... I love you. 277 00:22:40,950 --> 00:22:43,116 All right. How are you gonna help me? 278 00:22:43,118 --> 00:22:45,119 You see that hole over there? 279 00:22:45,121 --> 00:22:46,589 Go stand beside it. 280 00:22:47,723 --> 00:22:49,456 Uh... That hole? 281 00:22:49,458 --> 00:22:50,892 That hole. 282 00:22:50,894 --> 00:22:52,794 Mmm... I don't get it. 283 00:22:56,465 --> 00:22:57,800 Whoa. 284 00:23:09,378 --> 00:23:11,612 Darling, not to criticize, 285 00:23:11,614 --> 00:23:13,948 but is that really as tight as you can make it? 286 00:23:13,950 --> 00:23:15,782 I'm sorry, Gomez. 287 00:23:15,784 --> 00:23:18,818 I'm just a bit preoccupied with the Mazurka preparations. 288 00:23:18,820 --> 00:23:21,422 Oh, I am as well! 289 00:23:21,424 --> 00:23:23,891 I fear Pugsley is overconfident 290 00:23:23,893 --> 00:23:25,926 and doesn't truly understand 291 00:23:25,928 --> 00:23:28,529 the importance of this tradition. 292 00:23:28,531 --> 00:23:30,530 Good news, everybody. Pugsley's gone. 293 00:23:30,532 --> 00:23:32,799 Wednesday, I know that tone of voice. 294 00:23:32,801 --> 00:23:35,001 Dig up your brother. At once. 295 00:23:35,003 --> 00:23:36,636 You're weakening the gene pool. 296 00:23:36,638 --> 00:23:38,004 Hold on. 297 00:23:38,006 --> 00:23:39,173 What do you have there? 298 00:23:39,175 --> 00:23:42,376 I'm not sure. I like it. 299 00:23:42,378 --> 00:23:46,713 It's so... What's the word? The opposite of sad? 300 00:23:46,715 --> 00:23:48,517 Darling, bring that to me. 301 00:23:51,521 --> 00:23:54,888 Strange, there's usually a murderous clown 302 00:23:54,890 --> 00:23:57,124 attached to the other end of these. 303 00:23:57,126 --> 00:23:59,993 Wednesday, don't move! 304 00:23:59,995 --> 00:24:05,132 What, in the name of all that is unholy, is that? 305 00:24:05,134 --> 00:24:08,301 It tastes like cotton candy. 306 00:24:08,303 --> 00:24:10,203 How do you know what cotton candy tastes like? 307 00:24:10,205 --> 00:24:12,673 Tish, it was my youth. I made mistakes. 308 00:24:12,675 --> 00:24:15,375 Wednesday, wherever did this pink thing come from? 309 00:24:15,377 --> 00:24:16,743 Outside. 310 00:24:16,745 --> 00:24:19,049 They're everywhere. 311 00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:29,256 Strangest weather system I've ever seen. 312 00:24:35,098 --> 00:24:38,266 What is that? Where's it coming from? 313 00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:39,666 Wait, wait, wait. 314 00:24:39,668 --> 00:24:42,202 The fog, it's lifting. 315 00:24:42,204 --> 00:24:43,938 Well, that would only happen if... 316 00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:47,611 Someone drained the marsh. But who? 317 00:24:50,246 --> 00:24:53,047 A town. This is not good. 318 00:24:53,049 --> 00:24:54,281 We must go down there 319 00:24:54,283 --> 00:24:56,183 and introduce ourselves at once. 320 00:24:56,185 --> 00:24:59,955 This day is becoming most wonderfully disruptive. 321 00:25:13,368 --> 00:25:15,702 Let's keep going with the run-through, okay? 322 00:25:15,704 --> 00:25:16,804 Welcome back. 323 00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:18,606 I'm so delighted to show you my house. 324 00:25:18,608 --> 00:25:21,642 You can own one just like it, just less large. 325 00:25:21,644 --> 00:25:24,545 Blah, blah, blah. Sconces, crown molding. 326 00:25:24,547 --> 00:25:27,781 Which leads us to what I call the Salon de Grandé. 327 00:25:27,783 --> 00:25:30,684 Cross here, turn, and then say something like, 328 00:25:30,686 --> 00:25:32,653 "Now, before I show you this view, 329 00:25:32,655 --> 00:25:34,288 "go to an antique store, 330 00:25:34,290 --> 00:25:36,891 "buy a chair, and reupholster it. 331 00:25:36,893 --> 00:25:38,829 "'Cause you're gonna wanna sit down for this." 332 00:25:41,763 --> 00:25:43,364 What? What's the matter? 333 00:25:43,366 --> 00:25:45,132 For heaven's sake, what's going on? 334 00:25:45,134 --> 00:25:47,904 Do I have something in my teeth? What is it? 335 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,479 Not a single gargoyle. 336 00:25:58,481 --> 00:26:00,682 Maybe this isn't such a bad thing. 337 00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:02,784 We have been isolated here for a while. 338 00:26:02,786 --> 00:26:05,422 I could really see myself dying here. 339 00:26:07,624 --> 00:26:08,990 Play nice, Kitty. 340 00:26:10,126 --> 00:26:12,093 Well, no one is running at us 341 00:26:12,095 --> 00:26:15,529 with torches and pitchforks, so that's a plus. 342 00:26:15,531 --> 00:26:18,066 You know, darling, I don't think we'll need 343 00:26:18,068 --> 00:26:19,834 to put the family in the mausoleum. 344 00:26:19,836 --> 00:26:21,367 They can stay here! 345 00:26:21,369 --> 00:26:23,605 The family would never be comfortable. 346 00:26:23,607 --> 00:26:24,704 It will be years 347 00:26:24,706 --> 00:26:26,708 before rust and decay set in. 348 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:27,941 How you doing? 349 00:26:27,943 --> 00:26:30,213 It's all so... different. 350 00:26:31,681 --> 00:26:33,847 Pugsley, don't drink it all. 351 00:26:33,849 --> 00:26:36,483 This gentleman wants some, too. 352 00:26:36,485 --> 00:26:38,318 Sir, it's all right. 353 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,221 He's had all his shots! 354 00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:41,721 What a nervous man. 355 00:26:41,723 --> 00:26:44,725 Come on, Tish, let's explore the neighborhood. 356 00:26:44,727 --> 00:26:46,393 I'm gonna pop in here for two minutes 357 00:26:46,395 --> 00:26:48,895 and I'll meet you in the town square. Agreed? 358 00:26:48,897 --> 00:26:50,000 Very well, darling. 359 00:26:50,899 --> 00:26:53,134 Good day, all. 360 00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:56,970 Don't let me interrupt your cup of joe 361 00:26:56,972 --> 00:26:59,374 or whoever you have in there. 362 00:26:59,376 --> 00:27:03,844 So, what's dark and bitter here other than yours truly? 363 00:27:03,846 --> 00:27:07,515 We have the Madagascar Emerald Peaberry, 364 00:27:07,517 --> 00:27:09,016 in a summer patchouli roast. 365 00:27:09,018 --> 00:27:13,253 It has notes of oak, cherry, and yoga. 366 00:27:13,255 --> 00:27:18,092 Hmm. You know, I'm looking for something a bit stronger. 367 00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:19,763 Ah! Let me try that. 368 00:27:24,399 --> 00:27:27,034 Mmm! Morticia, you have to try these coffee grounds. 369 00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:28,568 They have a wonderful grit! 370 00:27:28,570 --> 00:27:30,938 Just a moment, what am I hearing? 371 00:27:54,063 --> 00:27:58,398 Wow, that is absolutely horrible! 372 00:28:05,608 --> 00:28:07,708 Hold on, unless I miss my guess here, 373 00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:10,611 I believe that is supposed to be music. 374 00:28:10,613 --> 00:28:11,779 They're greeting us with 375 00:28:11,781 --> 00:28:13,213 one of their traditional songs. 376 00:28:13,215 --> 00:28:14,780 Well, then, we ought to do the same. 377 00:28:14,782 --> 00:28:17,050 Wonderful idea, Fester. 378 00:28:52,354 --> 00:28:54,186 What? What'd I do? 379 00:28:54,188 --> 00:28:55,489 How rude. 380 00:28:55,491 --> 00:28:57,790 Gomez, we should return home. 381 00:28:57,792 --> 00:29:00,861 Morticia, this is not the old country. 382 00:29:00,863 --> 00:29:03,364 True, these people are a little different. 383 00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:05,499 But deep down, we're all the same. 384 00:29:06,668 --> 00:29:09,036 We have to give them a chance. Get to know them. 385 00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:10,605 We have to win them over. 386 00:29:10,607 --> 00:29:12,308 "Win them over"? 387 00:29:13,041 --> 00:29:14,977 Well, good morning, neighbor! 388 00:29:15,477 --> 00:29:16,977 Margaux Needler. 389 00:29:16,979 --> 00:29:20,314 Gomez Addams. At your service. 390 00:29:20,316 --> 00:29:21,682 My wife, Morticia. 391 00:29:21,684 --> 00:29:22,816 Charmed. 392 00:29:22,818 --> 00:29:26,019 Our children, Wednesday, Pugsley. 393 00:29:26,021 --> 00:29:27,654 And my brother, Fester. 394 00:29:27,656 --> 00:29:28,788 Hey, neighbor! 395 00:29:28,790 --> 00:29:30,990 You know, we can see right into your windows? 396 00:29:30,992 --> 00:29:34,327 Nice to, uh, meet you. 397 00:29:34,329 --> 00:29:37,029 As your neighbor, I'd like to offer you 398 00:29:37,031 --> 00:29:39,133 the opportunity of a lifetime. 399 00:29:39,135 --> 00:29:41,402 How'd you like a free home makeover 400 00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:44,070 from a world-renowned interior designer? 401 00:29:44,072 --> 00:29:45,404 It will be a challenge, 402 00:29:45,406 --> 00:29:47,875 but I can beautify that old house of yours so fast, 403 00:29:47,877 --> 00:29:49,109 it'll make your head spin. 404 00:29:49,111 --> 00:29:50,211 I don't wanna brag, 405 00:29:50,213 --> 00:29:51,845 but mine already does that. Look. 406 00:29:54,383 --> 00:29:57,550 I should like to see what this plastic woman has to offer. 407 00:29:57,552 --> 00:30:00,554 Yes, well... When is a good time to stop by? 408 00:30:00,556 --> 00:30:03,356 Actually, Ms. Needler... 409 00:30:03,358 --> 00:30:05,358 Darling... 410 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:08,195 Stop by anytime you'd like. 411 00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:10,396 Oh, wonderful! Then it's settled. 412 00:30:10,398 --> 00:30:12,732 I'll see you at your house, first thing tomorrow. 413 00:30:12,734 --> 00:30:16,336 You're welcome in advance! Ta! 414 00:30:18,273 --> 00:30:20,406 That woman seems deranged. 415 00:30:20,408 --> 00:30:22,541 Her face reminds me of a death mask. 416 00:30:22,543 --> 00:30:24,912 "Deranged"? "Death mask"? 417 00:30:24,914 --> 00:30:27,114 You tell me she's got halitosis, 418 00:30:27,116 --> 00:30:28,852 and I'm hearing wedding bells! 419 00:30:41,062 --> 00:30:46,133 Pugsley, this is the Addams family saber. 420 00:30:46,135 --> 00:30:48,935 300 years of Addams 421 00:30:48,937 --> 00:30:52,040 have danced the Mazurka with this blade. 422 00:30:52,707 --> 00:30:53,808 Uh-uh. 423 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:56,410 Only when you've shown me you're ready. 424 00:30:56,412 --> 00:31:01,949 Your father was the greatest swordsman in Addams history. 425 00:31:01,951 --> 00:31:05,219 His Mazurka was the stuff of legends. 426 00:31:05,221 --> 00:31:07,988 So no pressure! 427 00:31:07,990 --> 00:31:11,490 It's all right here, in the Mazurka handbook. 428 00:31:11,492 --> 00:31:14,961 Every Addams performs this rite of passage 429 00:31:14,963 --> 00:31:18,331 to show that you're prepared to defend your family. 430 00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:21,669 It sounds easy, but believe me, it's insane! 431 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:22,836 Fester, hand him 432 00:31:22,838 --> 00:31:24,773 the goo-goo-ga-ga baby training sword. 433 00:31:25,573 --> 00:31:27,441 Pop? 434 00:31:27,443 --> 00:31:30,211 Has anyone ever failed the Mazurka? 435 00:31:30,213 --> 00:31:32,145 Once. Your third cousin, Xander. 436 00:31:32,147 --> 00:31:33,346 Never heard of him. 437 00:31:33,348 --> 00:31:34,781 Exactly. 438 00:31:34,783 --> 00:31:35,849 Music! 439 00:31:37,286 --> 00:31:38,751 There's someone at the door. 440 00:31:38,753 --> 00:31:42,356 Hi, guys. I'm going up to this creepy mansion. 441 00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:45,328 If you don't hear from me in 30 minutes, send backup. 442 00:31:51,733 --> 00:31:55,972 You rang? 443 00:32:00,975 --> 00:32:02,209 Yeah, no. 444 00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:04,111 Life's too short. See ya! 445 00:32:10,653 --> 00:32:11,984 Oh! 446 00:32:11,986 --> 00:32:14,488 Good morning, Kitty. 447 00:32:14,490 --> 00:32:16,159 Greetings, Ms. Needler. 448 00:32:19,361 --> 00:32:21,127 Wow. 449 00:32:21,129 --> 00:32:24,530 Good morning! I hope this isn't a bad time. 450 00:32:24,532 --> 00:32:26,532 The worst. Do come in. 451 00:32:26,534 --> 00:32:27,634 Glenn? 452 00:32:31,173 --> 00:32:33,039 Welcome to the neighborhood. 453 00:32:33,041 --> 00:32:34,409 Thank you. 454 00:32:36,278 --> 00:32:38,412 Oh, my! Hmm. 455 00:32:38,414 --> 00:32:40,580 Are you ready for your Margaux makeover? 456 00:32:40,582 --> 00:32:41,714 Quite. 457 00:32:41,716 --> 00:32:45,184 Pugsley's been climbing the walls in anticipation. 458 00:32:49,325 --> 00:32:50,927 Well, well, well! 459 00:32:52,060 --> 00:32:53,727 Let's take a look around, shall we? 460 00:32:53,729 --> 00:32:56,032 And before you say anything, you're welcome. 461 00:32:57,066 --> 00:33:01,001 Now, if we're trying for a more contemporary look, 462 00:33:01,003 --> 00:33:03,604 well, these sconces have to go. 463 00:33:06,075 --> 00:33:08,674 The sconces were a gift from dead relatives. 464 00:33:08,676 --> 00:33:09,876 If we get rid of them, 465 00:33:09,878 --> 00:33:12,848 they'll be terribly hurt the next time they visit. 466 00:33:14,715 --> 00:33:17,250 And this is our whine cellar. 467 00:33:17,252 --> 00:33:20,253 We have a lovely collection of whines. 468 00:33:20,255 --> 00:33:21,788 - Are we there yet? - I want ice cream! 469 00:33:21,790 --> 00:33:23,590 What do you mean you're out of avocado toast? 470 00:33:23,592 --> 00:33:26,125 This barrel makes me look fat. 471 00:33:26,127 --> 00:33:28,127 And here's our bottomless pit. 472 00:33:29,865 --> 00:33:32,098 Uh... How do we get across? 473 00:33:32,100 --> 00:33:33,268 One moment. 474 00:33:46,581 --> 00:33:49,051 We call this surfing the web. 475 00:33:52,887 --> 00:33:54,490 Well! 476 00:33:55,157 --> 00:33:56,288 I'm scared. 477 00:33:56,290 --> 00:33:57,790 I'm so scared. 478 00:33:57,792 --> 00:34:00,728 Oh, my gosh. 479 00:34:00,730 --> 00:34:02,128 I'm scared to close my eyes. 480 00:34:02,130 --> 00:34:03,230 I'm scared to open them. 481 00:34:23,752 --> 00:34:27,454 How do all those people fit in that little contraption? 482 00:34:28,590 --> 00:34:31,692 My vanity mirror only imprisons 14 souls at a time. 483 00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:34,364 Uh, you don't have a cell phone? 484 00:34:35,098 --> 00:34:36,596 That's weird. 485 00:34:36,598 --> 00:34:39,032 I may not have a cell phone... 486 00:34:39,034 --> 00:34:41,034 Well, you don't have a crossbow, 487 00:34:41,036 --> 00:34:42,838 and I thought everybody had one of those. 488 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,109 Mmm. 489 00:34:46,808 --> 00:34:48,141 My name is Wednesday. 490 00:34:48,143 --> 00:34:49,242 Okay. 491 00:34:49,244 --> 00:34:53,146 Uh, I'm Parker. How long have you lived here? 492 00:34:53,148 --> 00:34:57,684 My whole life. Which seems endless. 493 00:34:57,686 --> 00:34:59,518 I've never seen you at school. 494 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,855 I'm cage-schooled. 495 00:35:00,857 --> 00:35:02,855 - Excuse me? - It's terribly dull, 496 00:35:02,857 --> 00:35:04,292 but my mother insists. 497 00:35:08,230 --> 00:35:10,664 I'm actually cutting cage right now. 498 00:35:13,567 --> 00:35:14,835 Uh, okay. 499 00:35:14,837 --> 00:35:16,836 So, what happens at your school? 500 00:35:16,838 --> 00:35:20,206 Uh, not much, just friends turning on each other. 501 00:35:20,208 --> 00:35:22,909 Girls making other girls feel bad about themselves. 502 00:35:22,911 --> 00:35:24,210 Typical junior high stuff. 503 00:35:24,212 --> 00:35:25,213 Intriguing. 504 00:35:28,583 --> 00:35:31,184 Can anyone go to your school? 505 00:35:31,186 --> 00:35:33,686 I guess so. But who'd want to? 506 00:35:33,688 --> 00:35:34,690 Wednesday! 507 00:35:35,491 --> 00:35:36,893 Great shot! 508 00:35:53,775 --> 00:35:57,376 Mr. and Mrs. Addams, there's really not much to do 509 00:35:57,378 --> 00:35:59,179 to make this place perfect. 510 00:35:59,181 --> 00:36:02,514 All we have to do is pull down the side walls, 511 00:36:02,516 --> 00:36:05,418 and then also break down the other two walls. 512 00:36:06,588 --> 00:36:10,757 Open up the ceiling by breaking it irreversibly. 513 00:36:10,759 --> 00:36:13,559 Just get this nasty little floor out of the way, 514 00:36:13,561 --> 00:36:17,429 and there you go. With just those little touches... 515 00:36:17,431 --> 00:36:19,699 Stop! Right there! 516 00:36:19,701 --> 00:36:21,568 Don't touch another thing! 517 00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:25,672 It's perfect. Ms. Needler, you have a gift. 518 00:36:25,674 --> 00:36:28,541 The good news is I can have a makeover crew up here 519 00:36:28,543 --> 00:36:30,710 and swinging hammers first thing in the morning. 520 00:36:30,712 --> 00:36:31,713 What do you say? 521 00:36:32,581 --> 00:36:34,246 We thought you were finished. 522 00:36:34,248 --> 00:36:36,282 Our whole family is coming in two weeks. 523 00:36:36,284 --> 00:36:37,650 Our finale! 524 00:36:37,652 --> 00:36:40,086 Our finale is in two weeks. 525 00:36:40,088 --> 00:36:41,655 Thank you, Glenn. 526 00:36:41,657 --> 00:36:43,590 It's a gracious offer, Ms. Needler, 527 00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:44,992 but you really have done enough. 528 00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:48,097 It's our son's Mazurka. You understand. 529 00:36:48,463 --> 00:36:49,632 Thank you. 530 00:36:54,436 --> 00:36:55,902 Uh, we're missing Mitch. 531 00:36:55,904 --> 00:36:56,906 Where's Mitch? 532 00:36:57,672 --> 00:37:01,610 Get out! 533 00:37:02,677 --> 00:37:04,644 Mitch who? 534 00:37:06,949 --> 00:37:08,981 Gomez, I'll be blunt. 535 00:37:08,983 --> 00:37:12,152 I have 50 houses to sell down there, 536 00:37:12,154 --> 00:37:17,623 and their view of your property is, well, off-brand. 537 00:37:17,625 --> 00:37:20,827 - Fifty houses? - Yes. 538 00:37:20,829 --> 00:37:22,529 You know, ever since my family 539 00:37:22,531 --> 00:37:24,563 was chased out from the old country, 540 00:37:24,565 --> 00:37:25,861 my one dream 541 00:37:25,886 --> 00:37:28,986 has been to find a place we could call home. 542 00:37:29,011 --> 00:37:32,505 Once they see Assimilation, 543 00:37:32,507 --> 00:37:35,141 I think they'll want to stay for good. 544 00:37:36,445 --> 00:37:40,313 Thank you so much for coming by, Membrane. 545 00:37:40,315 --> 00:37:41,648 It's Margaux! 546 00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:44,016 Well then, run, Margaux! 547 00:37:44,018 --> 00:37:46,688 Run, run, run! 548 00:37:52,895 --> 00:37:55,628 That Wednesday girl is a freak. 549 00:37:55,630 --> 00:37:58,998 We're about to be invaded by a whole army of freaks. 550 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,900 It's tragic when people can't accept 551 00:38:00,902 --> 00:38:03,269 the help they so badly need. 552 00:38:03,271 --> 00:38:04,771 And when that happens, 553 00:38:04,773 --> 00:38:08,144 well, another kind of intervention is called for. 554 00:38:09,844 --> 00:38:11,577 I agree, Gomez. 555 00:38:11,579 --> 00:38:14,414 The whole family moving here would be a dream come true. 556 00:38:14,416 --> 00:38:16,650 But I don't trust that Margaux woman. 557 00:38:16,652 --> 00:38:19,688 She's an eccentric, darling, give her a chance. 558 00:38:20,489 --> 00:38:23,523 "Rasp-berry preserves." 559 00:38:23,525 --> 00:38:24,724 Mmm. 560 00:38:24,726 --> 00:38:27,726 Must be some kind of scented embalming fluid. 561 00:38:29,697 --> 00:38:32,166 Wednesday, practice your lurking 562 00:38:32,168 --> 00:38:34,168 on someone other than your father. 563 00:38:34,170 --> 00:38:35,371 He's too easy. 564 00:38:37,505 --> 00:38:38,739 Much better. 565 00:38:38,741 --> 00:38:41,507 Mother, Father, I'd like to speak with you. 566 00:38:41,509 --> 00:38:44,110 What's on your mind, my little nightcrawler? 567 00:38:44,112 --> 00:38:45,846 I spoke with Parker this afternoon. 568 00:38:45,848 --> 00:38:48,447 She's the daughter of that talking mannequin 569 00:38:48,449 --> 00:38:49,782 who came by. 570 00:38:49,784 --> 00:38:51,617 She told me about a communal school 571 00:38:51,619 --> 00:38:53,286 all the neighborhood children attend. 572 00:38:53,288 --> 00:38:55,889 It's called "junior high." 573 00:38:55,891 --> 00:38:58,592 "Junior high"... 574 00:38:58,594 --> 00:39:01,094 Yes, yes, I have read about those 575 00:39:01,096 --> 00:39:03,530 in my abnormal psychology journals. 576 00:39:03,532 --> 00:39:05,431 Anyone of age can enroll. 577 00:39:05,433 --> 00:39:09,536 I think it would be good for me. 578 00:39:09,538 --> 00:39:11,905 Well, I think it's a capital idea. 579 00:39:11,907 --> 00:39:13,206 What of your studies here? 580 00:39:13,208 --> 00:39:16,041 Your taxidermy is coming along so well. 581 00:39:16,043 --> 00:39:18,445 Mother, would you really deprive me 582 00:39:18,447 --> 00:39:21,748 of the opportunity to torment children my own age? 583 00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:24,217 Ah, she makes a point. 584 00:39:24,219 --> 00:39:26,251 What's more, with Wednesday in school, 585 00:39:26,253 --> 00:39:28,924 we'd get to know the people here even better. 586 00:39:29,324 --> 00:39:30,992 Well, Mother? 587 00:39:45,007 --> 00:39:47,242 Have a good day at school, dear. 588 00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:50,313 Do your worst! 589 00:39:56,117 --> 00:40:00,322 Ah. Now I understand. This is a children's prison. 590 00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:04,793 Who's that? 591 00:40:05,427 --> 00:40:06,962 Great. 592 00:40:08,262 --> 00:40:09,364 This is Wednesday. 593 00:40:09,697 --> 00:40:11,831 Hello. 594 00:40:11,833 --> 00:40:13,534 Hey, Parker. 595 00:40:14,936 --> 00:40:17,039 I got something for ya. 596 00:40:18,974 --> 00:40:20,806 A moldy sandwich? 597 00:40:20,808 --> 00:40:22,641 You're slipping, Bethany. 598 00:40:22,643 --> 00:40:24,476 You know what? You're right. 599 00:40:24,478 --> 00:40:27,215 Let's kick it up a notch. 600 00:40:35,023 --> 00:40:37,291 You have no sense of humor! 601 00:40:38,494 --> 00:40:40,559 - Did you see her face? - I know. 602 00:40:40,561 --> 00:40:41,563 Bethany, is it? 603 00:40:42,831 --> 00:40:47,166 Don't cut your eyes on my crew unless you're ready to dance. 604 00:40:47,168 --> 00:40:51,072 What did you say, little ghoul? 605 00:40:51,873 --> 00:40:54,306 I don't think you understand. 606 00:40:54,308 --> 00:40:57,510 I'm not locked up in here with you, Bethany. 607 00:40:57,512 --> 00:41:01,713 You're locked up in here with me. 608 00:41:05,552 --> 00:41:06,721 Whatever. 609 00:41:08,989 --> 00:41:10,523 What did you do? 610 00:41:10,525 --> 00:41:11,891 You shouldn't have said that. 611 00:41:11,893 --> 00:41:15,228 There's nothing you can do. Bethany's way too popular. 612 00:41:15,230 --> 00:41:16,996 Popularity is fleeting. 613 00:41:16,998 --> 00:41:18,731 I prefer to set my sights 614 00:41:18,733 --> 00:41:21,201 on something a little more challenging. 615 00:41:21,203 --> 00:41:22,869 Like what? 616 00:41:22,871 --> 00:41:25,174 The establishment. 617 00:41:41,255 --> 00:41:45,525 Let's see. Who shall I be today? 618 00:41:45,527 --> 00:41:46,759 How about... 619 00:41:46,761 --> 00:41:49,396 Ah, Shelly Longbottom, on Sugar Ridge Lane. 620 00:41:49,398 --> 00:41:52,367 From Shelly Longbottom to everyone, 621 00:41:53,034 --> 00:41:55,201 "Did you hear 622 00:41:55,203 --> 00:41:58,605 "about those Addams people?" Question mark. 623 00:41:58,607 --> 00:42:02,311 "Someone told me they're wanted in 30 states." 624 00:42:05,447 --> 00:42:08,248 You know they're raising a garden of man-eating plants? 625 00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:09,748 And feeding them our pets! 626 00:42:09,750 --> 00:42:11,784 Has anyone seen my Shih Tzu Fee-fee? 627 00:42:11,786 --> 00:42:13,952 They're gonna turn us all into zombies. 628 00:42:13,954 --> 00:42:15,588 Where are they from anyways? 629 00:42:15,590 --> 00:42:16,722 It doesn't matter! 630 00:42:16,724 --> 00:42:18,391 It's obvious they don't belong here. 631 00:42:18,393 --> 00:42:21,427 Honey! Oh, those awful people up on the hill. 632 00:42:21,429 --> 00:42:23,463 They're not even on Neighborhood Peeps! 633 00:42:23,465 --> 00:42:24,998 Well, that's suspicious. 634 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,898 If other people are scared, then I'm scared. 635 00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:28,233 I believe everything I read. 636 00:42:28,235 --> 00:42:29,902 If someone posted it, 637 00:42:29,904 --> 00:42:31,271 it must be true. 638 00:42:31,273 --> 00:42:32,505 You invite one family in, 639 00:42:32,507 --> 00:42:33,606 then all the families come in. 640 00:42:33,608 --> 00:42:34,775 Do you think we should investigate? 641 00:42:34,777 --> 00:42:35,842 I'm turning grey. 642 00:42:35,844 --> 00:42:37,476 I'm worried for the children! 643 00:42:37,478 --> 00:42:39,147 We need to talk to Margaux! 644 00:42:42,282 --> 00:42:44,317 Open your books. Page 43. 645 00:42:44,319 --> 00:42:46,184 Follow the instructions. 646 00:42:46,186 --> 00:42:48,320 - Yuck. - Oh. 647 00:42:48,322 --> 00:42:50,456 I've done this thousands of times. 648 00:42:54,797 --> 00:42:55,798 Huh? 649 00:43:06,342 --> 00:43:07,877 Flip the switch! 650 00:43:26,527 --> 00:43:30,198 Give my creature life! 651 00:43:36,538 --> 00:43:39,974 Live! Live, I tell you, live! 652 00:43:58,226 --> 00:44:01,262 It's alive! It's alive! 653 00:44:19,346 --> 00:44:21,880 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Get them off me! 654 00:44:30,391 --> 00:44:32,592 Zombie frogs! 655 00:44:32,594 --> 00:44:34,530 Bethany's changed her look. 656 00:44:34,929 --> 00:44:36,094 It suits her. 657 00:44:36,096 --> 00:44:38,630 Awesome. Totally awesome. 658 00:44:38,632 --> 00:44:40,032 It is an honor... 659 00:44:40,034 --> 00:44:41,201 and a privilege... 660 00:44:41,203 --> 00:44:42,369 to watch you work. 661 00:44:42,371 --> 00:44:44,972 Hey. Do you wanna go to the mall? 662 00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:48,808 Why not? I haven't seen a good mauling in ages. 663 00:45:10,063 --> 00:45:12,831 It's late. I'm worried. 664 00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:15,134 Darling, Wednesday will be fine. 665 00:45:15,136 --> 00:45:16,635 She can take care of herself. 666 00:45:16,637 --> 00:45:18,938 It's not Wednesday I'm worried about. 667 00:45:18,940 --> 00:45:22,141 It's the rest of them. We may need to provide an alibi. 668 00:45:22,143 --> 00:45:24,610 My love, it's game night. 669 00:45:24,612 --> 00:45:25,811 Wednesday will be home soon, 670 00:45:25,813 --> 00:45:27,949 so why don't you come and join us? 671 00:45:28,683 --> 00:45:31,784 Oh, very well. F-6. 672 00:45:31,786 --> 00:45:34,152 Pugsley, you heard your mother. 673 00:45:34,154 --> 00:45:36,157 Blow F-6! 674 00:45:37,992 --> 00:45:39,425 Fire in the hole! 675 00:45:39,427 --> 00:45:41,427 I'm king of the world! 676 00:45:41,429 --> 00:45:44,630 Near, far, wherever... 677 00:45:52,139 --> 00:45:53,639 Yes! 678 00:45:53,641 --> 00:45:55,342 You sunk my battleship. 679 00:45:55,344 --> 00:45:57,646 Ha-ha! Well done, Pugsley! 680 00:46:06,554 --> 00:46:08,387 Hello, my uglies! 681 00:46:08,389 --> 00:46:12,058 Mother! I thought I felt my skin crawling! 682 00:46:13,828 --> 00:46:15,795 Grandma, what a surprise. 683 00:46:15,797 --> 00:46:17,396 I thought you were in Prague. 684 00:46:17,398 --> 00:46:18,831 I was! 685 00:46:18,833 --> 00:46:21,333 They caught me smuggling crocodiles out of the zoo. 686 00:46:21,335 --> 00:46:23,003 But I escaped and talked my way 687 00:46:23,005 --> 00:46:24,804 onto a Somali pirate ship. 688 00:46:24,806 --> 00:46:26,405 We got into a heated poker game 689 00:46:26,407 --> 00:46:28,742 and I cleaned them out. 690 00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:30,576 - Cheating or robbery? - Both! 691 00:46:30,578 --> 00:46:32,378 Always remember, Pugsley, 692 00:46:32,380 --> 00:46:35,414 it ain't cheating if no one catches you. 693 00:46:35,416 --> 00:46:37,851 I haven't bathed in two weeks. Ugh. 694 00:46:37,853 --> 00:46:39,219 Or is it months? 695 00:46:39,221 --> 00:46:41,253 Ha! That reminds me. 696 00:46:41,255 --> 00:46:43,190 Guess what I've got, Pugsley? 697 00:46:43,192 --> 00:46:45,592 - Candy! - Oh, yes! 698 00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:47,661 But the Mazurka isn't for a week. 699 00:46:47,663 --> 00:46:49,327 Why are you here so early? 700 00:46:49,329 --> 00:46:52,032 Gomez said you needed a little help with the party. 701 00:46:52,034 --> 00:46:55,101 And I said, I got my son ready for his Mazurka, 702 00:46:55,103 --> 00:46:58,704 so of course, I'm going to do the same for my grandson. 703 00:46:58,706 --> 00:47:00,039 I love him! 704 00:47:00,041 --> 00:47:02,041 It's true! I sent for her! 705 00:47:02,043 --> 00:47:03,809 I can't believe you bothered 706 00:47:03,811 --> 00:47:05,413 your mother with that, darling. 707 00:47:05,913 --> 00:47:07,079 Neither can I? 708 00:47:07,081 --> 00:47:08,780 He said you were in over your head. 709 00:47:08,782 --> 00:47:09,949 Thank you, Mother! 710 00:47:09,951 --> 00:47:12,284 Said you were more tense than he's ever seen you. 711 00:47:12,286 --> 00:47:14,686 - I didn't say that exactly. - Yes, you did. 712 00:47:14,688 --> 00:47:16,456 You said that exactly. 713 00:47:16,458 --> 00:47:17,590 Said he was worried 714 00:47:17,592 --> 00:47:20,059 you'd have a massive facial expression and... 715 00:47:20,061 --> 00:47:21,960 You know, I'm starving! Let's eat! 716 00:47:21,962 --> 00:47:24,764 Not until Wednesday gets home. 717 00:47:24,766 --> 00:47:27,266 Where is that granddaughter of mine? 718 00:47:27,268 --> 00:47:29,070 I got something for her! 719 00:47:30,906 --> 00:47:33,472 Ah, there's my little storm cloud! 720 00:47:33,474 --> 00:47:35,974 Wednesday, where have you been? 721 00:47:35,976 --> 00:47:37,277 Elsewhere. 722 00:47:47,422 --> 00:47:49,121 What are you wearing? 723 00:47:49,123 --> 00:47:51,657 Parker calls it a pop of color. 724 00:47:51,659 --> 00:47:53,259 While I certainly appreciate a horse 725 00:47:53,261 --> 00:47:54,427 with a spear through its head, 726 00:47:54,429 --> 00:47:55,494 the color is... 727 00:47:55,496 --> 00:47:57,496 She claims it brings out my smile. 728 00:47:57,498 --> 00:47:59,898 Wednesday, you don't have a smile. 729 00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:01,434 Turns out I have a lot of things 730 00:48:01,436 --> 00:48:02,738 you don't know about. 731 00:48:06,775 --> 00:48:08,808 I see I got here just in time. 732 00:48:08,810 --> 00:48:10,543 You were right to call, Gomez. 733 00:48:10,545 --> 00:48:12,779 I'll talk to her. Hand me that bear trap. 734 00:48:12,781 --> 00:48:16,185 Thank you, Grandma. But I will handle this. 735 00:48:16,784 --> 00:48:18,186 Ah, suit yourself. 736 00:48:21,288 --> 00:48:24,724 When you're done with Fabio, send him up to my room. 737 00:48:24,726 --> 00:48:26,962 - Ooh-hoo-hoo. - Oh, boy! 738 00:48:29,598 --> 00:48:31,329 Wednesday. 739 00:48:31,331 --> 00:48:33,666 How would you like to join me tomorrow 740 00:48:33,668 --> 00:48:38,204 after the school for tea and séance in the cemetery? 741 00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:39,938 Is attendance mandatory? 742 00:48:39,940 --> 00:48:41,641 Come now, my little raven. 743 00:48:41,643 --> 00:48:44,110 You did so love it when you were younger. 744 00:48:44,112 --> 00:48:45,480 If you like, Mother. 745 00:48:47,648 --> 00:48:49,349 Sleep well, dear. 746 00:48:49,351 --> 00:48:51,887 Don't forget to kick your father good night. 747 00:48:57,224 --> 00:48:58,657 What's your favorite filter? 748 00:48:58,659 --> 00:49:01,961 I don't know. I look black and white in all of them. 749 00:49:01,963 --> 00:49:03,295 You know, when I met you, 750 00:49:03,297 --> 00:49:05,030 I thought you were super weird. 751 00:49:05,032 --> 00:49:06,831 But now, I think you're really cool. 752 00:49:06,833 --> 00:49:08,067 I concur. 753 00:49:08,069 --> 00:49:10,235 You're not completely devoid of merit yourself. 754 00:49:10,237 --> 00:49:12,340 I wanna say "thank you"... 755 00:49:14,808 --> 00:49:15,875 Oh, how'd that barrette 756 00:49:15,877 --> 00:49:17,309 you bought yesterday go over at home? 757 00:49:17,311 --> 00:49:21,581 Actually, my mother's reaction was, well, unexpected. 758 00:49:21,583 --> 00:49:25,217 She was accepting. It depressed me. 759 00:49:25,219 --> 00:49:28,521 One never wants to see one's mother that way. 760 00:49:28,523 --> 00:49:29,722 But I must admit, 761 00:49:29,724 --> 00:49:34,592 walking around in something so garish, so grotesque... 762 00:49:34,594 --> 00:49:36,695 I was shocked how thrilling it felt. 763 00:49:36,697 --> 00:49:39,264 I wish I could do that. 764 00:49:39,266 --> 00:49:41,000 But my mom makes me wear this stuff, 765 00:49:41,002 --> 00:49:43,003 and it's just so... 766 00:49:43,005 --> 00:49:47,206 I believe the word you're looking for is "unfortunate." 767 00:49:47,208 --> 00:49:50,610 Ugh. I'd love to just go crazy 768 00:49:50,612 --> 00:49:53,181 and wear something that would shock her. 769 00:49:54,349 --> 00:49:55,581 Well, Parker, 770 00:49:55,583 --> 00:49:56,748 you're in luck. 771 00:49:56,750 --> 00:50:00,121 You happen to be talking to the queen of shock. 772 00:50:21,208 --> 00:50:22,373 Hello, Mother. 773 00:50:22,375 --> 00:50:24,543 Where's my little wraith? 774 00:50:24,545 --> 00:50:26,478 Wednesday still hasn't arrived. 775 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,114 We agreed to come up here for tea and séance, 776 00:50:29,116 --> 00:50:31,750 and now it seems she stood me up. 777 00:50:31,752 --> 00:50:33,485 Morticia! Can you hear me? 778 00:50:33,487 --> 00:50:34,887 You're not doing it right. 779 00:50:34,889 --> 00:50:36,222 - Press that button there. - I did! I did! 780 00:50:36,224 --> 00:50:37,289 Did you hear it click? 781 00:50:37,291 --> 00:50:38,389 Morticia! 782 00:50:38,391 --> 00:50:39,525 It's supposed to be on 783 00:50:39,527 --> 00:50:40,927 - when you hear the click. - Wait, I see something. 784 00:50:40,929 --> 00:50:42,628 - You did it! - Hello, darling! 785 00:50:42,630 --> 00:50:44,396 Now, where's my granddaughter? 786 00:50:44,398 --> 00:50:45,831 Just what I said. 787 00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:47,967 I think she's distancing herself from me. 788 00:50:47,969 --> 00:50:49,601 Oh, she's wrapped in a black hole 789 00:50:49,603 --> 00:50:50,902 of emptiness and longing, 790 00:50:50,904 --> 00:50:52,438 like all of us Frump women. 791 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,873 - Wednesday? - It's not Wednesday! 792 00:50:54,875 --> 00:50:56,909 - Who's this? - It's me, Father. 793 00:50:56,911 --> 00:50:57,976 Morticia? 794 00:50:57,978 --> 00:51:00,346 What's wrong with you now? 795 00:51:00,348 --> 00:51:02,447 The world can be so cruel. 796 00:51:02,449 --> 00:51:05,083 And all she wants to do is run toward it. 797 00:51:05,085 --> 00:51:06,951 She's a lot like you that way. 798 00:51:06,953 --> 00:51:08,420 You wanted to see the world. 799 00:51:08,422 --> 00:51:10,590 Find yourself. Serve time! 800 00:51:10,592 --> 00:51:13,525 Listen, Morticia, remember the time 801 00:51:13,527 --> 00:51:16,529 you ran away and joined the Girl Scouts? 802 00:51:16,531 --> 00:51:20,099 We were so worried you were on a bad path. 803 00:51:20,101 --> 00:51:22,534 But when you found out that campfires 804 00:51:22,536 --> 00:51:25,838 were for roasting marshmallows and not other Girl Scouts, 805 00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,840 well, you got bored and you came home. 806 00:51:27,842 --> 00:51:30,143 We were so relieved. 807 00:51:30,145 --> 00:51:31,610 Trust Wednesday. 808 00:51:31,612 --> 00:51:34,713 Like you, she'll do the right thing. 809 00:51:34,715 --> 00:51:38,284 Thank you, Father. That's most comforting. 810 00:51:38,286 --> 00:51:40,318 Good. Wait a second. 811 00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:41,552 When did I die? 812 00:51:41,554 --> 00:51:43,056 20 years ago. 813 00:51:43,058 --> 00:51:45,824 Oh, right. Happy anniversary, darling. 814 00:51:45,826 --> 00:51:49,461 All right, Pugsley, let's, uh, go through it again. 815 00:51:49,463 --> 00:51:52,565 You got this, Pugsley. This Mazurka's nothing. 816 00:51:54,402 --> 00:51:57,335 You eat swords for breakfast. 817 00:51:57,337 --> 00:52:00,005 You just got a case of pre-ball jitters. 818 00:52:00,007 --> 00:52:02,173 It's way more common than you think. 819 00:52:02,175 --> 00:52:04,744 If a Mazurka lasts for more than four hours, 820 00:52:04,746 --> 00:52:06,348 contact your doctor. 821 00:52:07,715 --> 00:52:09,751 From the top. Music! 822 00:52:24,565 --> 00:52:25,730 Pugsley, 823 00:52:25,732 --> 00:52:27,365 I can honestly say 824 00:52:27,367 --> 00:52:31,503 that was most definitely a thing you did. 825 00:52:31,505 --> 00:52:34,773 A question, what in heaven's name was it? 826 00:52:34,775 --> 00:52:36,175 The Sabre Mazurka. 827 00:52:38,612 --> 00:52:41,014 You know what? You've been practicing hard. 828 00:52:41,016 --> 00:52:43,115 Why don't we call it a day? Hmm? 829 00:52:43,117 --> 00:52:45,117 Hit the showers, kid. 830 00:52:45,119 --> 00:52:46,485 So, we're finished? 831 00:52:46,487 --> 00:52:47,753 Ah, yes. 832 00:52:47,755 --> 00:52:51,523 Yes, son. We are most certainly finished. 833 00:52:51,525 --> 00:52:53,492 Mmm. Okay. Thanks, Pop. 834 00:52:53,494 --> 00:52:54,930 Thanks, Uncle Fester. 835 00:52:59,567 --> 00:53:03,603 This is a complete disaster! How did this happen? 836 00:53:03,605 --> 00:53:05,103 And he's going to make a fool of himself 837 00:53:05,105 --> 00:53:06,405 in front of everyone! 838 00:53:06,407 --> 00:53:08,440 Gomez, you gotta calm down! 839 00:53:08,442 --> 00:53:10,710 There's still a day to get him ready! 840 00:53:10,712 --> 00:53:14,347 Fester, a year wouldn't be enough to get him ready. 841 00:53:14,349 --> 00:53:16,416 I've failed him, Fester. 842 00:53:16,418 --> 00:53:21,052 I tried to raise him to be an Addams, but I failed. 843 00:53:21,054 --> 00:53:23,824 They're going to eat him alive. 844 00:53:25,826 --> 00:53:28,893 I like it like that Ooh, baby 845 00:53:28,895 --> 00:53:30,929 I said I like it like that 846 00:53:30,931 --> 00:53:35,034 Ooh, baby, I like it like that 847 00:53:35,036 --> 00:53:37,269 All right. Thank you. 848 00:53:37,271 --> 00:53:39,672 Grandma, we already have a band. 849 00:53:39,674 --> 00:53:42,074 They came highly recommended from the mortuary. 850 00:53:42,076 --> 00:53:43,375 Oh. 851 00:53:43,377 --> 00:53:45,411 I'm sure they're good. 852 00:53:45,413 --> 00:53:48,280 My sister Sloom is going to be judging Pugsley. 853 00:53:48,282 --> 00:53:50,183 And if things aren't done the traditional way, 854 00:53:50,185 --> 00:53:51,750 she won't be happy, 855 00:53:51,752 --> 00:53:54,019 and the Mazurka could be a disaster! 856 00:53:54,021 --> 00:53:56,023 But what do I know? 857 00:53:56,324 --> 00:53:57,456 Fine. 858 00:53:57,458 --> 00:53:58,858 Yay, we got the gig! 859 00:53:58,860 --> 00:53:59,958 We got it! 860 00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:01,460 Ah, one more thing... 861 00:54:01,462 --> 00:54:04,829 Oh, someone's at the door. I'd better go see who it is. 862 00:54:11,806 --> 00:54:15,507 What's so great about being yourself 863 00:54:15,509 --> 00:54:19,644 When you can be like everyone else? 864 00:54:19,646 --> 00:54:22,181 Do not speak to your mother that way. 865 00:54:22,183 --> 00:54:24,715 How dare you enter this house like that. 866 00:54:24,717 --> 00:54:26,855 Wait, where are your tattoos? 867 00:54:29,290 --> 00:54:30,722 Oh, thank the stars! 868 00:54:30,724 --> 00:54:33,291 - Where were you? - Hanging out with Parker. 869 00:54:33,293 --> 00:54:36,061 Is this why you skipped tea and séance? 870 00:54:36,063 --> 00:54:38,063 Your grandparents were trying to contact you. 871 00:54:38,065 --> 00:54:39,364 Holy Hades! 872 00:54:39,366 --> 00:54:40,967 Whoever did that to you, Wednesday, 873 00:54:40,969 --> 00:54:43,335 I hope the other guy looks worse. 874 00:54:43,337 --> 00:54:46,271 Nobody did this to me. This is my new look. 875 00:54:46,273 --> 00:54:47,539 Do you like it? 876 00:54:47,541 --> 00:54:48,641 I do not like it. 877 00:54:48,643 --> 00:54:50,842 Everyone knows pink is a gateway color. 878 00:54:50,844 --> 00:54:53,679 I warned you about sending her to public school. 879 00:54:53,681 --> 00:54:54,746 Don't worry. 880 00:54:54,748 --> 00:54:56,480 Wednesday is never going to that school again. 881 00:54:56,482 --> 00:54:57,815 - What? - In fact, 882 00:54:57,817 --> 00:55:00,221 she's never leaving this house again. 883 00:55:03,357 --> 00:55:06,425 Wow, that's some evil eye she's got there. 884 00:55:06,427 --> 00:55:09,561 No, that dead-eye stare is new. 885 00:55:09,563 --> 00:55:11,764 And I think I know where she got it. 886 00:55:11,766 --> 00:55:14,500 Hey, guys, this is me now. 887 00:55:14,502 --> 00:55:17,503 If you like it, hit "like," but who cares if you like it. 888 00:55:17,505 --> 00:55:18,938 I'm living my truth. 889 00:55:18,940 --> 00:55:20,708 Parker? 890 00:55:22,208 --> 00:55:24,279 - Who did this to you? - I did. 891 00:55:25,012 --> 00:55:27,012 This is my new look, Mother. 892 00:55:27,014 --> 00:55:31,583 I decided that from now on, I choose my clothes, not you. 893 00:55:31,585 --> 00:55:34,987 Argh! This is that little creep Wednesday Addams' work! 894 00:55:34,989 --> 00:55:38,257 She's not a creep. She's just not like you. 895 00:55:38,259 --> 00:55:40,126 Why can't you ever let people be different? 896 00:55:40,128 --> 00:55:44,396 Because it's my calling to make everyone the same. 897 00:55:44,398 --> 00:55:48,300 Too bright! It burns! 898 00:55:48,302 --> 00:55:51,202 Good! Maybe it'll burn away the weird! 899 00:55:51,204 --> 00:55:52,404 I hate it here! 900 00:55:52,406 --> 00:55:54,405 Everything's boring and fake and bright, 901 00:55:54,407 --> 00:55:56,141 like plastic flowers! 902 00:55:56,143 --> 00:55:57,376 Like you! 903 00:55:57,378 --> 00:56:01,414 Parker! Plastic flowers live forever. 904 00:56:01,416 --> 00:56:03,718 Now, you go think about that in your room. 905 00:56:04,317 --> 00:56:06,418 With no social media. 906 00:56:06,420 --> 00:56:08,887 No! Please, no. Anything but that! 907 00:56:08,889 --> 00:56:11,556 Now go wipe that depressing goop off your face. 908 00:56:11,558 --> 00:56:13,324 You first! 909 00:56:13,326 --> 00:56:17,463 Oh! Those Addamses have gone too far this time. 910 00:56:17,465 --> 00:56:20,502 I think they're going to need a little more help. 911 00:56:36,284 --> 00:56:37,452 Hey! 912 00:56:39,420 --> 00:56:41,286 Where are you going? 913 00:56:41,288 --> 00:56:42,855 A friend's. 914 00:56:42,857 --> 00:56:47,159 I hold people prisoner, not the other way around. 915 00:56:47,161 --> 00:56:49,260 Good luck with your Mazurka. 916 00:56:49,262 --> 00:56:51,664 Wait, you're leaving? 917 00:56:51,666 --> 00:56:53,465 Who's gonna torment me every day? 918 00:56:53,467 --> 00:56:56,668 Living under this roof is all the torment you'll need. 919 00:56:56,670 --> 00:56:58,936 Besides, our parents have made it clear 920 00:56:58,938 --> 00:57:01,706 that the only way to be accepted in this family 921 00:57:01,708 --> 00:57:04,643 is to be exactly like them. 922 00:57:04,645 --> 00:57:07,012 I can't play by those rules anymore. 923 00:57:07,014 --> 00:57:09,547 Farewell, brother Pugsley. 924 00:57:09,549 --> 00:57:11,452 Tomorrow, you become a man. 925 00:57:11,985 --> 00:57:14,221 And I become a fugitive. 926 00:57:15,889 --> 00:57:18,623 Always kinda knew it'd end up like this. 927 00:57:18,625 --> 00:57:21,159 Just didn't think it'd be so soon. 928 00:57:21,161 --> 00:57:23,628 I'll never forget you, Pugsley! 929 00:57:23,630 --> 00:57:25,463 But I'll try. 930 00:57:25,465 --> 00:57:28,567 Pugsley, have you seen your sister? 931 00:57:28,569 --> 00:57:30,168 She's not in her room. 932 00:57:30,170 --> 00:57:31,737 Mmm... 933 00:57:31,739 --> 00:57:34,074 Pugsley. Where's Wednesday? 934 00:57:34,641 --> 00:57:36,009 Um... Tsk. 935 00:57:37,744 --> 00:57:42,146 Tick, tock, tick, tock, Mother. 936 00:57:42,148 --> 00:57:44,916 You're getting very sleepy. 937 00:57:44,918 --> 00:57:46,150 Pugsley... 938 00:57:46,152 --> 00:57:49,889 She did not go to her friend's house. 939 00:57:49,891 --> 00:57:51,724 She went to her friend's house? 940 00:57:51,726 --> 00:57:55,594 I repeat, she did not go to her friend's... 941 00:59:16,444 --> 00:59:19,112 I shall be staying with you for a while. 942 00:59:29,255 --> 00:59:31,289 the next house we flip is gonna land on you. 943 00:59:31,291 --> 00:59:32,490 Marty, listen to me. 944 00:59:32,492 --> 00:59:35,094 Tomorrow, our finale will be the biggest half hour 945 00:59:35,096 --> 00:59:36,829 your network has ever aired. 946 00:59:36,831 --> 00:59:38,998 There's just one more thing to take care of. 947 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,465 This better be good or you won't be able 948 00:59:40,467 --> 00:59:41,701 to get a job as a doormat. 949 00:59:41,703 --> 00:59:42,835 Yes, yes, yes. 950 00:59:42,837 --> 00:59:46,306 I intend to bring the house down. 951 01:00:26,713 --> 01:00:30,648 You rang? 952 01:00:30,650 --> 01:00:33,117 It. Cousin. You made it! 953 01:00:34,253 --> 01:00:36,722 Please, come in. Make yourself at home. 954 01:00:39,326 --> 01:00:40,860 Where did she hide my phone? 955 01:00:40,862 --> 01:00:42,360 I haven't been able 956 01:00:42,362 --> 01:00:44,730 to post a photo of my lunch in almost three days! 957 01:00:44,732 --> 01:00:47,231 And what about in there? 958 01:00:47,233 --> 01:00:49,268 That's my mom's crafting room. 959 01:00:49,270 --> 01:00:51,570 No one is allowed in there. 960 01:00:51,572 --> 01:00:52,941 Then that's where it is. 961 01:01:00,581 --> 01:01:01,950 Weird. 962 01:01:14,962 --> 01:01:16,128 Whoa. 963 01:01:16,130 --> 01:01:17,795 Hidden depths. 964 01:01:17,797 --> 01:01:19,731 What is this? 965 01:01:19,733 --> 01:01:22,701 There's Mr. Haney making a sandwich. 966 01:01:22,703 --> 01:01:25,436 And that guy trying to put a tiny tuxedo on his cat. 967 01:01:25,438 --> 01:01:26,704 - Sit still! - That's Mr. Flynn. 968 01:01:26,706 --> 01:01:27,773 Why are you being so difficult? 969 01:01:27,775 --> 01:01:28,840 Trying to make you 970 01:01:28,842 --> 01:01:30,442 - look handsome. - My money's on the cat. 971 01:01:30,444 --> 01:01:33,144 And there's our science teacher, Ms. Gravely, 972 01:01:33,146 --> 01:01:36,148 putting her underwear in the freezer? 973 01:01:36,150 --> 01:01:39,483 My mom must have built hidden cameras 974 01:01:39,485 --> 01:01:41,385 into all of the houses. 975 01:01:41,387 --> 01:01:42,788 She really is psycho. 976 01:01:42,790 --> 01:01:43,925 - Parker! - Whoa! 977 01:01:45,291 --> 01:01:47,157 Hey, Mom. 978 01:01:47,159 --> 01:01:49,561 We were just looking for you. 979 01:01:49,563 --> 01:01:53,634 What have I told you about Mommy's crafting room? 980 01:01:55,335 --> 01:01:58,436 Sorry to do this, but standards must be upheld. 981 01:01:58,438 --> 01:02:00,942 Parker, someday you'll understand, and, Wednesday... 982 01:02:01,474 --> 01:02:02,743 Well, anyway, Parker. 983 01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:09,748 My mom has a lair and a jail? 984 01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:12,083 I knew I should have picked to live with my dad. 985 01:02:12,085 --> 01:02:14,451 We're gonna be on TV! 986 01:02:14,453 --> 01:02:15,621 Are we gonna be famous? 987 01:02:15,623 --> 01:02:16,989 Glenn, what do you want in the frame? 988 01:02:16,991 --> 01:02:19,190 Okay, everyone, listen up. 989 01:02:19,192 --> 01:02:21,126 It's the last run-through before the finale, 990 01:02:21,128 --> 01:02:23,329 so let's try this one last time, okay? 991 01:02:23,331 --> 01:02:26,065 We're gonna shoot across the town square to the gazebo 992 01:02:26,067 --> 01:02:27,798 where Margaux will make her grand entrance. 993 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:30,302 So everyone will be walking this direction 994 01:02:30,304 --> 01:02:31,802 across the square. 995 01:02:31,804 --> 01:02:33,605 Judy, you start here, 996 01:02:33,607 --> 01:02:35,373 Ken, you're gonna follow Judy. 997 01:02:35,375 --> 01:02:38,043 You can stand right here and... 998 01:02:38,045 --> 01:02:40,447 Uh, is there a bathroom nearby? 999 01:02:40,947 --> 01:02:42,482 Uh... 1000 01:02:45,652 --> 01:02:47,552 Margaux, they're here! 1001 01:02:47,554 --> 01:02:49,155 What are you talking about? 1002 01:02:49,157 --> 01:02:50,621 They're here! 1003 01:02:50,623 --> 01:02:52,858 The Addams family! 1004 01:03:03,036 --> 01:03:04,202 Pardon me. 1005 01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:06,908 Excuse me. 1006 01:03:07,574 --> 01:03:08,739 What are we gonna do? 1007 01:03:08,741 --> 01:03:13,846 What we always do, Glenn. Help people. 1008 01:03:13,848 --> 01:03:17,014 "The Addams monsters are planning 1009 01:03:17,016 --> 01:03:20,885 "to attack the town tonight!" Exclamation point. 1010 01:03:22,056 --> 01:03:24,726 "Meet at Margaux's house now." 1011 01:03:25,192 --> 01:03:26,894 Mmm? Oh. 1012 01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:35,201 Salutations, Addams. We're here! 1013 01:03:35,203 --> 01:03:38,235 Petunia, I love what you've done with your hair. 1014 01:03:38,237 --> 01:03:40,938 Thanks, I just had it mowed. 1015 01:03:40,940 --> 01:03:43,407 Please, come in. Make yourself uncomfortable. 1016 01:03:43,409 --> 01:03:45,710 Uncle Onion! 1017 01:03:45,712 --> 01:03:47,112 - It's been so long! - Voilà! 1018 01:03:47,114 --> 01:03:49,347 Yes, so disappointed to see you. 1019 01:03:49,349 --> 01:03:52,717 Ah, you always manage to bring a tear to my eye! 1020 01:03:53,853 --> 01:03:56,588 Greetings, Dr. Flambe! How you doing? 1021 01:03:56,590 --> 01:03:58,724 - I'm on fire! - Good! 1022 01:03:58,726 --> 01:04:00,492 This party's gonna be lit! 1023 01:04:00,494 --> 01:04:02,430 Ah, Auntie Sloom. 1024 01:04:03,063 --> 01:04:05,362 Auntie Sloom! 1025 01:04:05,364 --> 01:04:10,101 You are as radiant as a barrel of nuclear waste. 1026 01:04:10,103 --> 01:04:13,073 Where is the boy? 1027 01:04:13,407 --> 01:04:14,472 Pugsley? 1028 01:04:14,474 --> 01:04:16,440 Ah, there you are. 1029 01:04:16,442 --> 01:04:17,742 Come down and say hello 1030 01:04:17,744 --> 01:04:19,112 - to your Auntie Sloom. - Ahh! 1031 01:04:21,715 --> 01:04:26,418 Gomez, this tradition is not to be taken lightly. 1032 01:04:26,420 --> 01:04:29,586 I trust that the boy has been properly trained. 1033 01:04:29,588 --> 01:04:31,155 Yes, once you see how we've... 1034 01:04:31,157 --> 01:04:35,793 It's bad enough this Mazurka is taking place in New Jersey. 1035 01:04:35,795 --> 01:04:38,931 Now, where are the dregs? I'm thirsty. 1036 01:04:38,933 --> 01:04:40,933 You've seen them! 1037 01:04:40,935 --> 01:04:44,235 You've heard the stories on Neighborhood Peeps! 1038 01:04:44,237 --> 01:04:48,639 Those Addams aren't people, they're monsters! 1039 01:04:48,641 --> 01:04:51,811 And now, there's an infestation of them! 1040 01:04:51,813 --> 01:04:55,146 They're here to destroy our beautiful community 1041 01:04:55,148 --> 01:04:56,347 and turn it into a place 1042 01:04:56,349 --> 01:04:58,817 that no Design Intervention can save! 1043 01:04:58,819 --> 01:05:01,320 Addams aren't wanted here! 1044 01:05:01,322 --> 01:05:03,155 They're monsters! They're all monsters! 1045 01:05:03,157 --> 01:05:06,257 We need to destroy them first! 1046 01:05:06,259 --> 01:05:08,161 Who's with me? 1047 01:05:09,029 --> 01:05:10,494 We'll be revealing Assimilation 1048 01:05:10,496 --> 01:05:12,697 and all of you to our audience in just an hour. 1049 01:05:12,699 --> 01:05:16,134 Our last chance to help these people is now. 1050 01:05:16,136 --> 01:05:19,637 Bill, John, do you still have that lovely catapult? 1051 01:05:19,639 --> 01:05:21,105 Yes, we do! 1052 01:05:21,107 --> 01:05:23,108 Are you sure about this? 1053 01:05:23,110 --> 01:05:24,976 We can't let them ruin our neighborhood! 1054 01:05:24,978 --> 01:05:26,043 Let's do it! 1055 01:05:26,045 --> 01:05:27,447 I want them out! 1056 01:05:29,215 --> 01:05:32,416 No one torments my family but me. 1057 01:05:32,418 --> 01:05:33,721 Hair clip, please. 1058 01:05:34,621 --> 01:05:35,857 Okay. 1059 01:05:44,665 --> 01:05:47,500 Cage school 101. 1060 01:05:49,003 --> 01:05:50,068 He'd better be ready 1061 01:05:50,070 --> 01:05:51,469 or Auntie Sloom will have his head! 1062 01:05:51,471 --> 01:05:52,871 He looks very small. 1063 01:05:52,873 --> 01:05:54,572 That kid's got some big shoes to fill. 1064 01:05:54,574 --> 01:05:56,375 I certainly hope the boy's ready. 1065 01:05:56,377 --> 01:05:58,909 Well, I'm not going easy on him. 1066 01:06:08,922 --> 01:06:10,021 Heads up. 1067 01:06:11,558 --> 01:06:13,224 Hey, alto, you're flat. 1068 01:06:19,065 --> 01:06:20,398 Sloom. 1069 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:22,835 - Sister. - Darling, I... 1070 01:06:22,837 --> 01:06:24,603 I know the last time we saw each other, 1071 01:06:24,605 --> 01:06:26,103 we had that horrible fight. 1072 01:06:26,105 --> 01:06:29,474 And I just wanted to tell you, from the bottom of my heart, 1073 01:06:29,476 --> 01:06:32,376 I won that fight! And I was glad I cheated! 1074 01:06:32,378 --> 01:06:36,414 You won? Still a sore loser, as always! 1075 01:06:36,416 --> 01:06:39,184 I want a rematch! Right here! Right now! 1076 01:06:39,186 --> 01:06:41,719 Auntie Sloom? Can I get you anything? 1077 01:06:41,721 --> 01:06:43,088 When's the Mazurka? 1078 01:06:43,090 --> 01:06:44,690 Soon, soon. 1079 01:06:44,692 --> 01:06:46,525 Our daughter Wednesday isn't here yet. 1080 01:06:46,527 --> 01:06:49,293 If your daughter can't be on time, 1081 01:06:49,295 --> 01:06:51,598 then we will begin without her! 1082 01:06:52,232 --> 01:06:54,865 Very well, Auntie Sloom. 1083 01:06:58,271 --> 01:07:01,708 Attention, please. Attention! 1084 01:07:04,110 --> 01:07:07,045 The hour is upon us. 1085 01:07:07,047 --> 01:07:08,148 Places! 1086 01:07:21,895 --> 01:07:27,666 We gather today to witness my son, Pugsley Addams, 1087 01:07:27,668 --> 01:07:30,471 perform his Sabre Mazurka. 1088 01:07:53,159 --> 01:07:56,762 He will begin with a reading from the Terror, 1089 01:07:56,764 --> 01:08:00,534 which commemorates our cries in battle. 1090 01:08:22,489 --> 01:08:26,393 And now, the transition into manhood. 1091 01:08:44,177 --> 01:08:47,011 And now, the Sabre Mazurka. 1092 01:08:55,054 --> 01:08:56,356 Hold still. 1093 01:08:58,392 --> 01:09:00,759 The Addams mustache. 1094 01:09:00,761 --> 01:09:02,362 Now you're ready. 1095 01:10:12,766 --> 01:10:13,834 Pugsley? 1096 01:10:16,503 --> 01:10:18,103 I give up. 1097 01:10:18,105 --> 01:10:19,940 I can't do it, Pop. 1098 01:10:21,474 --> 01:10:22,675 Oh. 1099 01:10:25,312 --> 01:10:26,480 I'm sorry. 1100 01:10:27,414 --> 01:10:29,447 I let you down. 1101 01:10:29,449 --> 01:10:32,419 You haven't let me down, Pugsley. 1102 01:10:33,654 --> 01:10:35,420 I let you down. 1103 01:10:35,422 --> 01:10:37,122 I was so focused on doing things 1104 01:10:37,124 --> 01:10:38,922 the traditional way, 1105 01:10:38,924 --> 01:10:41,061 I forgot to let you be who you are. 1106 01:10:45,498 --> 01:10:46,564 Hey! 1107 01:10:46,566 --> 01:10:50,469 Are ya ready for your Margaux makeover now? 1108 01:10:50,471 --> 01:10:51,770 It's Margaux. 1109 01:10:51,772 --> 01:10:53,137 She must have turned the whole town 1110 01:10:53,139 --> 01:10:54,773 into stark raving lunatics. 1111 01:10:54,775 --> 01:10:57,175 Well, I have to admit, I admire her work. 1112 01:10:57,177 --> 01:10:58,310 Let's do this thing! 1113 01:10:58,312 --> 01:11:00,145 It's locked and loaded, Margaux. 1114 01:11:00,147 --> 01:11:02,550 Let's go get 'em! We've had enough! 1115 01:11:03,115 --> 01:11:04,117 Fire! 1116 01:11:09,054 --> 01:11:12,892 Get out! 1117 01:11:19,365 --> 01:11:20,798 Pugsley! 1118 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:23,868 What is the true meaning of the Mazurka? 1119 01:11:23,870 --> 01:11:26,371 It's about protecting our family 1120 01:11:26,373 --> 01:11:28,573 from those who would do us harm! 1121 01:11:28,575 --> 01:11:31,979 Go ahead. Show 'em what you're good at. 1122 01:11:36,650 --> 01:11:40,719 All we have to do is pull down the side walls! 1123 01:11:40,721 --> 01:11:42,752 You shouldn't mess with me 1124 01:11:42,754 --> 01:11:44,989 You don't wanna mess with me 1125 01:11:44,991 --> 01:11:48,762 'Cause if you mess with me You're messing with my family 1126 01:11:51,932 --> 01:11:54,800 Everyone, follow my boy! 1127 01:11:59,873 --> 01:12:01,040 Hey, guys! 1128 01:12:18,057 --> 01:12:21,728 You might think that we are all loco 1129 01:12:26,232 --> 01:12:30,070 But this family is about to go global 1130 01:12:36,075 --> 01:12:37,543 Fire! 1131 01:12:39,980 --> 01:12:42,215 Shakalaka bang, baby! 1132 01:12:49,322 --> 01:12:51,155 Quick! Out this way! 1133 01:12:55,795 --> 01:12:57,630 Pop, I'm out of ammo! 1134 01:12:59,298 --> 01:13:00,899 We're trapped! 1135 01:13:23,123 --> 01:13:24,922 Hope I'm not crashing the party. 1136 01:13:24,924 --> 01:13:26,024 Wednesday! 1137 01:13:26,026 --> 01:13:27,324 Yeah! 1138 01:13:27,326 --> 01:13:29,195 Ichabod, quick, lower your branches! 1139 01:13:31,964 --> 01:13:33,633 Everyone, grab on! 1140 01:13:56,856 --> 01:14:01,926 Margaux Needler never stops until the project is complete. 1141 01:14:05,398 --> 01:14:06,733 Fire in the hole! 1142 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:10,001 Mazurka! 1143 01:14:13,405 --> 01:14:14,838 Is everyone all right? 1144 01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:17,511 No limbs missing that weren't missing before you arrived? 1145 01:14:23,583 --> 01:14:27,752 My little raven, I'm so happy you returned. 1146 01:14:27,754 --> 01:14:29,353 Of course I came back. 1147 01:14:29,355 --> 01:14:30,421 I knew there was no way 1148 01:14:30,423 --> 01:14:31,922 you were going to save yourselves. 1149 01:14:31,924 --> 01:14:34,359 You are like weak baby squirrels. 1150 01:14:47,441 --> 01:14:48,541 Socrates. 1151 01:14:50,742 --> 01:14:53,347 Eight legs, nine lives. 1152 01:14:55,714 --> 01:14:57,884 You were right, cara mia. 1153 01:14:58,752 --> 01:15:00,353 People can be cruel. 1154 01:15:01,286 --> 01:15:02,686 What have we done? 1155 01:15:02,688 --> 01:15:05,222 They're just a family. 1156 01:15:05,224 --> 01:15:06,390 A family? 1157 01:15:06,392 --> 01:15:08,525 Oh, please! They're a bunch of monsters! 1158 01:15:08,527 --> 01:15:10,962 Don't go soft on me, people. 1159 01:15:10,964 --> 01:15:13,230 I will relish hounding you 1160 01:15:13,232 --> 01:15:15,466 until that nuclear waste dump of a house is gone 1161 01:15:15,468 --> 01:15:18,301 and your mutant family along with it! Ah! 1162 01:15:18,303 --> 01:15:21,372 Be careful what you wish for, Ms. Needler. 1163 01:15:21,374 --> 01:15:25,279 My family and I will never run from the likes of you again. 1164 01:15:30,916 --> 01:15:32,884 Deep breath, Margaux. 1165 01:15:32,886 --> 01:15:34,618 Okay, I have a finale to shoot. 1166 01:15:34,620 --> 01:15:36,253 Parker, let's go. 1167 01:15:36,255 --> 01:15:38,488 I'm not going anywhere with you. 1168 01:15:38,490 --> 01:15:39,791 I'm staying with my friend. 1169 01:15:39,793 --> 01:15:41,158 Your friend? 1170 01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:43,094 Parker, these people are freaks. 1171 01:15:43,096 --> 01:15:45,095 If they're freaks, then I'm a freak. 1172 01:15:45,097 --> 01:15:47,131 And so are all of you. 1173 01:15:47,133 --> 01:15:48,265 Exhibit A. 1174 01:15:48,267 --> 01:15:52,002 Ms. Gravely, you put your underwear in the freezer. 1175 01:15:52,004 --> 01:15:54,005 Hey, it's refreshing, okay? 1176 01:15:54,007 --> 01:15:56,173 Exhibit B. Trudy Pickering. 1177 01:15:56,175 --> 01:15:58,443 You sit on the toilet backwards. 1178 01:15:58,445 --> 01:16:01,011 Well, where else am I supposed to put my arms? 1179 01:16:01,013 --> 01:16:03,014 Wait, how did you know that? 1180 01:16:03,016 --> 01:16:07,018 Because your houses have been infested with Needler-Vision. 1181 01:16:07,020 --> 01:16:09,753 She has hidden cameras everywhere. 1182 01:16:09,755 --> 01:16:10,822 What? 1183 01:16:10,824 --> 01:16:13,490 And watches you all of the time. 1184 01:16:13,492 --> 01:16:14,591 In my private time? 1185 01:16:14,593 --> 01:16:15,659 That is creepy, actually. 1186 01:16:15,661 --> 01:16:18,261 - What else has she seen? - That is over the line! 1187 01:16:18,263 --> 01:16:19,430 Shut up! 1188 01:16:19,432 --> 01:16:22,801 Listen, you lemmings! This is my town. 1189 01:16:22,803 --> 01:16:25,537 You are nothing but a bunch of extras. 1190 01:16:25,539 --> 01:16:29,273 We are going to march down that hill and do a live show. 1191 01:16:29,275 --> 01:16:30,942 I expect you to convince 1192 01:16:30,944 --> 01:16:33,444 those brainless peons out there in the audience 1193 01:16:33,446 --> 01:16:35,979 that this is the perfect place to buy a house, 1194 01:16:35,981 --> 01:16:38,649 or none of you will be living here much longer. 1195 01:16:38,651 --> 01:16:40,318 - Do you hear me? - Actually, Mom, 1196 01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:42,052 everyone can hear you. 1197 01:16:42,054 --> 01:16:44,221 You've been live this whole time. 1198 01:16:44,223 --> 01:16:47,692 Three million people are watching you right now. 1199 01:16:47,694 --> 01:16:49,694 The real you, for a change. 1200 01:16:49,696 --> 01:16:52,229 Please, what do I care what a bunch of bloggers think? 1201 01:16:52,231 --> 01:16:53,331 Margaux? 1202 01:16:53,333 --> 01:16:54,399 What? 1203 01:16:54,401 --> 01:16:56,067 It's the network. 1204 01:16:56,069 --> 01:16:58,202 They're taking your show off the air. 1205 01:16:58,204 --> 01:16:59,369 What? 1206 01:16:59,371 --> 01:17:01,805 No. I'll be... I'll be bankrupt. 1207 01:17:01,807 --> 01:17:03,240 Who will buy all these houses? 1208 01:17:03,242 --> 01:17:06,176 Okay, watch this. Now's my chance. 1209 01:17:06,178 --> 01:17:09,980 Excuse me, I just tooted. 1210 01:17:09,982 --> 01:17:11,983 Furthermore, I think I can help you 1211 01:17:11,985 --> 01:17:13,518 get rid of those houses. 1212 01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:15,586 - What are you talking about? - Well, my dear, 1213 01:17:15,588 --> 01:17:18,488 you've got a bunch of houses you need to get rid of, 1214 01:17:18,490 --> 01:17:21,093 and I've got a bunch of family I need to get rid of. 1215 01:17:21,762 --> 01:17:23,226 Hello? 1216 01:17:23,228 --> 01:17:25,997 Excuse me. I'm Trudy. 1217 01:17:25,999 --> 01:17:30,068 Trudy Pickering. We... We never officially met... 1218 01:17:30,070 --> 01:17:32,502 Ah, yes. The toilet woman. 1219 01:17:32,504 --> 01:17:33,703 Right. 1220 01:17:33,705 --> 01:17:38,542 Listen, uh, please, give us a chance to make it right. 1221 01:17:38,544 --> 01:17:42,214 Let us have our own design intervention. 1222 01:17:43,215 --> 01:17:44,282 Mother, 1223 01:17:44,284 --> 01:17:46,750 I spent time with these people, 1224 01:17:46,752 --> 01:17:50,720 and it is true, they are odd. 1225 01:17:50,722 --> 01:17:52,422 But we shouldn't judge them 1226 01:17:52,424 --> 01:17:54,426 just because they're different. 1227 01:18:17,217 --> 01:18:18,748 - Have a wonderful day! - Whoo-hoo. 1228 01:18:18,750 --> 01:18:19,817 And there you are. 1229 01:18:19,819 --> 01:18:21,053 - Bye-bye. - Thanks! Bye! 1230 01:18:26,793 --> 01:18:28,426 Well, hello there! 1231 01:18:28,428 --> 01:18:31,229 Howdy, neighbor. How's the new house? 1232 01:18:31,231 --> 01:18:34,931 Oh, I love it. I hope you brought your umbrellas. 1233 01:18:34,933 --> 01:18:38,769 Oh, you put in a typhoon. What a great idea. 1234 01:18:38,771 --> 01:18:40,671 Don't forget the gift basket, silly. 1235 01:18:40,673 --> 01:18:42,073 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1236 01:18:42,075 --> 01:18:44,475 We got scented embalming fluid, 1237 01:18:44,477 --> 01:18:47,244 toes, teeth, a fruitcake, 1238 01:18:47,246 --> 01:18:49,948 rat bait, got some dried apricots... 1239 01:18:51,183 --> 01:18:54,118 He's like training a puppy, adorable but tiresome. 1240 01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:56,121 She's the woman of my dreams! 1241 01:18:56,123 --> 01:18:58,788 Her breath is like a baby's diaper. 1242 01:18:58,790 --> 01:19:01,192 Fester, stop! 1243 01:19:01,194 --> 01:19:04,662 Who would have thought a guy like me, a total zero, 1244 01:19:04,664 --> 01:19:07,931 would have ended up with you, an also zero? 1245 01:19:07,933 --> 01:19:09,869 Well, do come in! 1246 01:19:12,705 --> 01:19:16,039 Now, with the house rebuilt, Pugsley, 1247 01:19:16,041 --> 01:19:20,312 we can throw you the celebration you deserve! 1248 01:19:21,147 --> 01:19:24,985 You are Addams through and through. 1249 01:19:42,834 --> 01:19:46,806 Get out! 1250 01:19:47,807 --> 01:19:50,474 Oh, how lovely. The spirit's home. 1251 01:19:50,476 --> 01:19:53,679 Finally, back to normal. 1252 01:19:59,718 --> 01:20:01,051 We did good. 1253 01:20:01,053 --> 01:20:02,989 I won't tell anyone if you don't.