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In the beginning
you don't know it's the beginning;

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that things are just starting.

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Then all of a sudden they're off.

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Things become altogether
different than you thought.

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At first there were only
twelve apostles.

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That was before I found my six apostles.
Before the world got better.

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I should tell you the story from the
beginning, when I still lived with my parents.

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THE BRAND NEW
TESTAMENT

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God exists. He lives in Brussels.

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He's an asshole. He's horrible
to his wife and daughter.

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There's a lot of talk about his son,
but very little about his daughter.

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His daughter is me.

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That is my father. He's God.

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Even before the creation of the world
my father was already bored.

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So, he made Brussels.

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- Voila.☻

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He'd made a few things;
a few other creations,

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but they didn't work out.

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Something's not right.

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So, he created man in his image.

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With him, he could do as he pleased.

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Ah, much better! Much better.

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Enoch begat Irad.
Irad begat Mehujael.

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Mehujael begat Metuskael
Metuskael begat Lamech.

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Et cetera, et cetera...

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That's when it all started.

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He set one against the other.
In his name.

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For God!

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For Allah!

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For Baal!

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Voila, now you know exactly
how it came about.

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That's me. I'm called Ea.

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This is where I was born,
and where I was stuck for ten years.

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It has no entrance
and no exit.

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Three room apartment,
fully equipped kitchen and laundry.

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And my father's office,
where no one is allowed.

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It's forbidden to watch anything
but sports on TV.

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This is my mother, a pitiful woman,
100% certified browbeaten.

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She never says anything.

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When she's not embroidering flowers,
she looks at her baseball card collection.

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and that makes eighteen.

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It's complete.

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Ea, we eat at the table
and as a family.

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Do as you're told!
You're in MY house, here!

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What? I'm your father.

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Put that fourth plate away,
it won't bring him back.

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You never know.

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Not at my right hand.

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I told you before, it bugs me.

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Stop that.

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Stop! You're not your brother.

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Just because you can't do it...

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Because I don't need to be able to.

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My father lived in a crappy place,
which he never left.

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He had a crappy life,
had never loved his wife

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and couldn't make things
with his hands.

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SILENCE! I'm working!

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He needed something to relax
and forget all that.

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That's when he got
the idea of humanity:

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All his toys, that he could
watch suffer and struggle.

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A lot of misery and a little
happiness, to give them false hope.

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It took him 8 years, but
after all, it worked pretty well.

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My father attained a certain
degree of virtuosity.

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Since then, he spent his days

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inventing new Laws of
Universal Pain-in-the-assness.

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I need to formulate this right.

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Law 2127:
The quantity of sleep, needed,

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is always ten more minutes.

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Law 2129:

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When a body is submerged in a bathtub

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the telephone rings.

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2125:

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A slice of bread always falls
jam side down,

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otherwise the jam is on
the wrong side.

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Law 2126: dishes never break

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until after they've been washed.

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Law 2218:

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The next line always moves faster.

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Law 2231:

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pains in the ass
never come one at a time.

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Why are you looking at me like that?
Lower your eyes.

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It's disgusting what you do to people.

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What?

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You don't even know them, you just
amuse yourself by harming them.

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- You've been in my office?
- Anybody could do better.

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I've forbidden you to go in my office.

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- You got nothing to say to me.
- C'mere!

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See what I have to say to you? Look!

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See how furious you make me, huh?

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That's no good!

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Just at that moment I decided
to do something.

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Maybe ten years, is the limit
of what one can put up with, I dunno.

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Anyway, I knew exactly
what I wanted:

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to do better than my father.

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But first I wanted to hurt him.

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I wanted to make him suffer.
To wreck his life like he wrecked mine.

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You could call it, anger.

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But once I'd done it...

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I'd have to leave.

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EXODUS

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Psst! Hey, J.C.

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- Hi, sis. - Hey, J.C. I need
your help getting outta here.

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- I hear you. What did mama say?
- Nothing for fear of getting smacked.

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It's about time she woke up.

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I wanna do like you; split this joint.
Find some Apostles to give me a hand.

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Apostles are a good idea,
I tried 12, but it got a bit messy.

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I thought 12 was a good number,
like a hockey team.

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Mama's number is 18.
She says you can play baseball with 18.

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How many apostles should I get?

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Try six. With my 12, it makes 18,
like mama's baseball players.

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How should I choose the apostles?

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Go with your feeling.
You don't have to justify it.

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Choose any six from papa's archive,
give'em a little miracle, and you're set.

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I can't make miracles.

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Just a small miracle,
something you can handle.

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Then with your 6 apostles,
write a Brand New Testament.

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- I don't want'em talking about me.
- Make it about them.

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A Brand New Testament in which
the apostles talk about themselves.

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- That'd be so totally new!
- You know, I can't write well.

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Delegate to someone who can.
You think I wrote mine by myself?

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To escape,
I hacked the washing machine.

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Set it on 'synthetic fibers'

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40 degrees, 1,200 rpm spin cycle.

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It'll open a passage.
In a few hours you're out.

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Thanks, J.C. you're cool.

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Don't forget, without his computer
papa's nothing.

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Births / Deaths

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Death Dates
DO NOT OPEN<<

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Births ... Deaths

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Send death dates?

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Benoit, you have
14 years, 6 months, 4 days to live.

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Robert, you have 0 days to live.

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Willy, you have 54 days to live.

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Jean-Claude, you have
12 years, 9 months, 5 days to live.

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Aurélie, you have
11 years, 6 months, 27 days to live.

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Marc, you have 83 days to live.

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Francois, you have
25 years, 3 months, 8 days to live.

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Martine, you have
5 years, 2 months, 17 days to live.

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- Psst! Hey, J.C...
- You got the files?

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Yeah, I sent everybody
their death date.

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Papa's gonna lose all credibility.

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He'll be hopping mad.
Super idea!

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Giving men knowledge of their own death...

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Crazy!

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It's still impossible to say
if it's a hoax

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or if these death dates
will prove correct.

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Who could know when people die?

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It's impossible. I don't believe it.

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And yet there are troubling coincidences.

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For example a fridge fell from a cargo plane

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at the precise moment
of the victim's predicted demise.

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Andrée, you have 2 minutes to live.

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It's a special day for this
janitorial technician.

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Overnight he's become the
longest lived man in the world.

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102 years to live! It's a record!

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From the social networks
we have this.

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Hi, I'm Kevin. 62 years to live. 62!

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Test!

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- Shit!
- Darling... darling!

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Even if cellular regeneration
is programmed,

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length of life depends on
unforeseeable factors. It's random.

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It's impossible for it
to be predetermined.

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12 years, 4 months.

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And you?

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64 days.

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It's not fair!

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I've been taking care of you for years,
and you'll live longer than me.

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Ea.

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Since this morning's announcements
many people did not show up to work.

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"What'll we do with the rest of our lives?"

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is the most frequently asked
question on social networks.

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How has this changed you?

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It won't change anything.
I'll continue as before.

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10 months,
12 days to live.

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16 years,
11 months, 21 days.

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Mama!

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We're back in the studio
for a news update.

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Fighting has stopped in most
war zones,

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in the wake of 'Deathleak';

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the disclosure by an unidenitied
source, of our dates of death.

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Goddamn! What is this?

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On the social networks we have this:

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I'm Bart.
I still have 12 years to live

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and I'd like to make the Titanic
out of matchsticks.

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Shit, goddamn, fuck, shit!

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Henri, 6 years to live.

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What I want, is to learn to play
the helicon*. (sousaphone)

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Goddamn, Goddamn, shit!
What the hell?

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Goddamn, Goddamn, shit!
What's this?

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EAAA!

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Ea, get on my computer
and fix what you screwed up!

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Open up!

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Ea!

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Come back! Papa's not angry.

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EAAA!

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It's the fish-burgers.

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- What?
- The fish-burgers.

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They're made from bits of
stranded whales.

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When a whale gets stranded somewhere,
they don't throw it out, they sell it.

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And make fish-burgers out of it.

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Do you know how to write?

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- A bit.
- Then, you will write.

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00:29:04,350 --> 00:29:06,767
Can you take me to this address?

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I have no time. No time

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00:29:09,434 --> 00:29:11,850
Why are you following me?

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00:29:13,017 --> 00:29:15,892
Leave me alone. Scram!

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00:29:16,017 --> 00:29:18,350
Anyway, I'm dyslexic.

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00:29:19,184 --> 00:29:22,350
I don't write well,
and I can't even read,

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Then learn to write.
You wanna end up a bum, like me?

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What do you want me to write?

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- The Brand New Testament.
- What for?

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00:29:35,184 --> 00:29:38,309
- Can you turn water into wine?
- No.

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00:29:39,267 --> 00:29:41,892
- Can you walk on water?
- No.

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Then you won't get far.

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He was called Victor.

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00:29:50,100 --> 00:29:54,767
His sweat smelled of salt,
garlic and lemon.

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He had skin like an old serpent

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waiting for a glass of blood
at the counter, in a deserted bar.

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Just the type
I'd have liked as father.

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What's that?

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An incinerator.

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00:30:14,434 --> 00:30:17,642
It's beautiful.
There should be more.

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00:30:17,767 --> 00:30:22,059
- So, ever go to paradise?
- Paradise?

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00:30:22,184 --> 00:30:23,850
Yeah, around here.

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00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:28,184
If this is paradise, it's so fucked up,
I could've made it myself.

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- Paradise is after death.
- No, there's nothing after death.

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Paradise is here. Adam was here
and my brother came here too.

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- But he got himself killed.
- Told ya!

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- What's your brother called?
- J.C.

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J.C.? Like J.C. Van Damme?

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- Who?
- Jean-Claude Van Damme.

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Dragon Eyes, Double Impact...

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00:30:54,850 --> 00:30:57,100
Didn't you see Double Impact?

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Universal Soldier?

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You haven't seen anything.
You're an odd girl.

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- As if I had nothing better to do!
- Are you leaving?

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Yes, I'll find her. I tell you
that little psycho will suffer.

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00:31:15,850 --> 00:31:20,350
You've never been down there.
It's dangerous.

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You know what your daughter did?

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She fired off the death dates!

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How can I fix this,
without the use of my computer?

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00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:36,250
Do you get it? Before...

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I had people by the balls,
'cause they didn't know when they'd die.

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I had'em beat; walking on eggs
Understand?

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But now, they know.
They won't be shat on, anymore.

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00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:50,875
They can decide what to do
with the rest of their lives.

247
00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:52,075
Understand? Oh?

248
00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:56,109
What if, like her brother,
she falls in with some fanatics?

249
00:31:56,134 --> 00:31:59,242
And does tricks with
glasses of milk, yada, yada...

250
00:31:59,267 --> 00:32:02,517
Do you realize the consequenses?

251
00:32:02,642 --> 00:32:06,725
Imagine if she shows them how to
get themselves out of shit.

252
00:32:06,742 --> 00:32:08,725
I, um... I... I...

253
00:32:12,934 --> 00:32:16,859
No, huh? You don't get it.

254
00:32:16,884 --> 00:32:18,709
You don't understand anything.

255
00:32:18,714 --> 00:32:20,909
You say nothing, because
you understand nothing.

256
00:32:20,925 --> 00:32:24,059
Why do you understand nothing?
Because you don't think at all!

257
00:32:24,084 --> 00:32:27,759
You think of nothing but
embroidery and baseball players!

258
00:32:27,784 --> 00:32:30,059
I detest baseball!

259
00:32:35,975 --> 00:32:40,475
Goddamit, Goddamit, Goddamit, shit.

260
00:32:43,109 --> 00:32:44,667
I'm going.

261
00:32:45,309 --> 00:32:47,267
Help me!

262
00:33:07,267 --> 00:33:08,975
Here.

263
00:33:09,850 --> 00:33:11,450
Hello.

264
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:15,400
Hello, I'm here about
your arm and the metro.

265
00:33:15,402 --> 00:33:18,684
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO
AURELIE

266
00:33:19,517 --> 00:33:22,184
The first apostle was called Aurélie.

267
00:33:22,309 --> 00:33:25,392
When she learned how much time
she had left to live

268
00:33:25,517 --> 00:33:29,850
she decided to change nothing
but to continue as before.

269
00:33:29,975 --> 00:33:34,392
Aurélie is a super nice girl.
Oddly, she lives alone.

270
00:33:34,517 --> 00:33:39,267
Aurélie is a babe, a fox,
a bombshell, a great piece

271
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:41,809
the doormat of the whole building.

272
00:33:41,934 --> 00:33:46,017
Her mother was Dutch,
her father, no one knows.

273
00:33:46,184 --> 00:33:51,934
Perhaps a Lapplander, given her
porcelain complexion and dark hair.

274
00:33:52,059 --> 00:33:56,725
Anyway the combination
turned out really well.

275
00:33:56,850 --> 00:34:01,809
But, porcelain complexion and
dark hair don't suffice to make a babe.

276
00:34:01,934 --> 00:34:08,059
You also need a laugh like pearls
scattered on a marble staircase.

277
00:34:14,684 --> 00:34:18,975
Seven men in her building are
sincerely in love with Aurélie.

278
00:34:19,142 --> 00:34:22,142
Two of them are over 84 years old.

279
00:34:22,267 --> 00:34:25,517
another is under eleven.

280
00:34:25,642 --> 00:34:30,100
218 men just want to bang her.

281
00:34:33,350 --> 00:34:38,934
And for almost all the women,
she's just a slutty cock-tease.

282
00:34:46,267 --> 00:34:48,809
Yet, Aurélie lives alone,

283
00:34:48,934 --> 00:34:51,642
and her heart,
her melting-butter heart,

284
00:34:51,767 --> 00:34:55,142
is as sad as a little heap of cinders.

285
00:34:55,267 --> 00:35:00,059
When I was seven, my arm was
ripped off by a subway car.

286
00:35:00,184 --> 00:35:04,350
Don't ask how such a thing is possible.

287
00:35:04,475 --> 00:35:08,684
It was just, me here,
and my arm over there.

288
00:35:08,809 --> 00:35:13,517
In its place, now,
there's 600 grams silicone.

289
00:35:31,350 --> 00:35:33,142
Who are you?

290
00:35:33,267 --> 00:35:34,809
My father is God.

291
00:35:34,934 --> 00:35:36,934
I ran away from his house.

292
00:35:37,059 --> 00:35:41,267
I gotta find six apostles.
You're the first.

293
00:35:41,392 --> 00:35:43,475
And him?

294
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,767
That's Victor. He'll be writing
the Brand New Testament.

295
00:35:46,892 --> 00:35:49,400
You need to talk about yourself.

296
00:35:49,425 --> 00:35:51,892
Myself? I dunno...

297
00:35:55,809 --> 00:35:59,642
One day I was alone

298
00:35:59,767 --> 00:36:02,184
and a guy came up to me.

299
00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:06,050
the type of guy who sleeps
on bits of cardboard.

300
00:36:06,059 --> 00:36:10,684
His eyes were two red balls
in a heap of flesh

301
00:36:10,809 --> 00:36:16,850
He reeked of alcohol, rotting flesh,
perspiration and urine.

302
00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:20,809
Like a dead camel in a distillery.

303
00:36:21,767 --> 00:36:25,142
As he approached, I thought

304
00:36:25,267 --> 00:36:28,017
he'd ask for money,
or pull out a knife

305
00:36:28,142 --> 00:36:32,100
or show me his cock,
as sometimes happens.

306
00:36:32,225 --> 00:36:35,350
But none of that happened.

307
00:36:35,475 --> 00:36:38,309
He just came near

308
00:36:38,434 --> 00:36:43,350
I could see he wanted to
tell me something.

309
00:36:43,475 --> 00:36:47,517
My eyes stung a bit from the odor.

310
00:36:47,642 --> 00:36:51,684
But I smiled at him.
It's a reflex.

311
00:36:51,809 --> 00:36:54,142
Then he spoke.

312
00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:59,840
In his voice there were, like,
thirty people cracking nuts.

313
00:37:02,559 --> 00:37:05,392
He said:

314
00:37:05,517 --> 00:37:07,725
Girly...

315
00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:10,850
Life is like a skating rink.

316
00:37:11,017 --> 00:37:13,634
a lot of people fall.

317
00:37:16,642 --> 00:37:19,225
A lot of people fall.

318
00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:25,842
How do you write 'skating rink'?
Two t's or two n's?

319
00:37:26,184 --> 00:37:31,600
His two-bit philosophical phrase
stuck in my head.

320
00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:38,725
Often, in the morning,
when I look in the mirror...

321
00:37:40,225 --> 00:37:43,184
I can't help thinking of it.

322
00:37:43,684 --> 00:37:46,517
Are you young or old?

323
00:37:48,184 --> 00:37:50,975
I'm still young.

324
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:52,600
I dunno...

325
00:37:52,725 --> 00:37:57,059
- Is your mom young or old?
- She's old.

326
00:37:57,184 --> 00:38:02,434
Do you remember when
your mom was little? - No.

327
00:38:02,559 --> 00:38:04,017
Why not?

328
00:38:07,142 --> 00:38:10,225
Because I wasn't born.

329
00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:14,842
- Will you get old, too?
- I'll die before then.

330
00:38:23,767 --> 00:38:25,725
What are you doing?

331
00:38:25,850 --> 00:38:29,100
I collect people's tears.

332
00:38:29,267 --> 00:38:32,975
I don't know how to cry.
There are lots of things I can't do.

333
00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:38,184
But I can hear people's music.
Everyone has their own music.

334
00:38:38,309 --> 00:38:42,475
Do you wanna know what yours is?

335
00:38:42,809 --> 00:38:43,975
Yes.

336
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:53,450
It's Handel. It's lovely.
Tonight I'll invent a dream for you.

337
00:40:51,725 --> 00:40:54,184
Do you know when you'll die?

338
00:40:54,309 --> 00:40:58,142
I dunno, I never had a telephone.

339
00:41:13,850 --> 00:41:17,392
The second apostle was not at home.

340
00:41:18,850 --> 00:41:22,725
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO JEAN-CLAUDE

341
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,654
For a long time, Jean-Claude was
one of the greatest adventurers

342
00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:33,434
the world has ever known.

343
00:41:35,017 --> 00:41:39,892
Then one day, nobody knows how,
it stopped.

344
00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:46,517
Then his life became very small.

345
00:41:52,475 --> 00:41:56,934
It's called reality,
an ugly thing.

346
00:41:57,059 --> 00:42:02,392
First Jean-Claude became assistant vice-manager
of a shopping center, sub-level 2.

347
00:42:02,517 --> 00:42:05,309
Then Jean-Claude climbed
the corporate ladder

348
00:42:05,434 --> 00:42:08,654
to become Budget Manager of
the Monitoring Department.

349
00:42:08,659 --> 00:42:11,975
That means I encode numbers.

350
00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:14,725
Jean-Claude, 58 years old...

351
00:42:14,850 --> 00:42:16,809
single, no children.

352
00:42:16,934 --> 00:42:19,850
Jean-Claude lived a shitty little life.

353
00:42:19,975 --> 00:42:25,892
He traded the hours of his life
for a shitty job with shitty hours.

354
00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:25,475
When he found out how much time
he had left to live...

355
00:43:25,642 --> 00:43:30,059
he sat on a bench.
And he decided never to move again.

356
00:44:52,559 --> 00:44:57,809
So, if there were no air,
would birds fall?

357
00:44:57,934 --> 00:45:01,059
Dunno.
How can fish breathe?

358
00:45:01,104 --> 00:45:02,825
They have gills.

359
00:45:02,850 --> 00:45:04,309
I'll make a note of that.

360
00:45:04,434 --> 00:45:08,809
- Could I have gills?
- No, you're a child.

361
00:45:09,767 --> 00:45:11,350
What becomes of children?

362
00:45:11,475 --> 00:45:13,725
They become parents. Somtimes.

363
00:45:14,359 --> 00:45:18,200
- What became of your mother?
- She died.

364
00:45:18,245 --> 00:45:21,059
Why did she die?

365
00:45:21,184 --> 00:45:23,100
Because she was old.

366
00:45:24,559 --> 00:45:28,142
- What becomes of old people, then?
- They die.

367
00:45:35,434 --> 00:45:39,517
Your music is 'Le rappel des oiseaux'
by Rameau.

368
00:45:49,017 --> 00:45:51,684
He says he likes you.

369
00:45:51,809 --> 00:45:56,350
Why does he stay in this park
if he can fly anywhere?

370
00:45:59,225 --> 00:46:02,142
He says, he could ask you
the same question.

371
00:46:19,225 --> 00:46:20,684
He's gone.

372
00:46:20,809 --> 00:46:24,100
An apostle who's not there,
isn't that serious?

373
00:46:24,150 --> 00:46:27,825
No, I don't think so.
All we needed was to get acquainted.

374
00:47:22,350 --> 00:47:24,809
Excuse me...

375
00:47:24,934 --> 00:47:28,934
I'm looking for a girl with
black hair, a bit sickly...

376
00:47:30,725 --> 00:47:33,517
It hurts.
Why did you do that?

377
00:47:46,592 --> 00:47:48,550
Oh, that was me. Damn.

378
00:47:57,592 --> 00:48:00,850
EA! EAAA!

379
00:48:08,392 --> 00:48:09,850
Hey you, bum!

380
00:48:09,975 --> 00:48:13,434
What the fuck are you up to?
Eating out of garbage cans?

381
00:48:13,559 --> 00:48:15,975
I'm looking for a girl with black hair.

382
00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:18,184
You can't eat out of a dumpster.

383
00:48:18,309 --> 00:48:21,225
That garbage isn't yours.
And you stink.

384
00:48:30,392 --> 00:48:33,350
I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding!

385
00:48:33,517 --> 00:48:36,184
That's because I smashed your face in.

386
00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:51,784
He has nothing on him.
Found between two cars.

387
00:48:51,809 --> 00:48:53,642
Does it hurt when I do this?

388
00:48:55,184 --> 00:48:58,517
Moron! Of course it hurts!
It's a sprain!

389
00:48:58,642 --> 00:49:03,642
I know, because I created sprains.
And migraines. That was me too!

390
00:49:03,767 --> 00:49:06,850
- Give me morphine.
- Sir, we don't just hand it out.

391
00:49:06,975 --> 00:49:11,267
Aw, shut up! I'm sick of you.
Don't piss me off, asshole!

392
00:49:17,225 --> 00:49:20,934
- Gimme that, I'm hungry.
- Are you out of your mind?

393
00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:30,059
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO THE SEX MANIAC

394
00:49:30,184 --> 00:49:33,100
The third apostle was named Marc.

395
00:49:33,225 --> 00:49:36,350
He called himself "sex maniac".

396
00:49:54,517 --> 00:49:56,892
Marc didn't think of his parents, often.

397
00:49:57,017 --> 00:50:01,392
But when Marc thought of them,
usually the same memories came to mind.

398
00:50:01,559 --> 00:50:04,350
I remember the caravan model 'Comtesse'

399
00:50:04,517 --> 00:50:08,100
which my parents bought on
a ten year mortgage.

400
00:50:08,225 --> 00:50:13,767
A few cubic meters that smelled of soap,
tanning lotion and tomato sauce.

401
00:50:14,559 --> 00:50:17,642
Through the anti-mildew curtain

402
00:50:17,767 --> 00:50:22,517
you can hear the rain falling on
the campground 'Manga del Mar Menor'.

403
00:50:22,642 --> 00:50:26,559
I'm nine, and my life changed,
barely three hours ago.

404
00:50:48,442 --> 00:50:50,845
Legs, long like pulled taffy

405
00:50:50,850 --> 00:50:54,717
a turquoise bikini as big as
two dots and a comma.

406
00:50:54,892 --> 00:51:00,725
She looked at me with a strange expression
a mixture of interest and disgust.

407
00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:05,100
I wanted to eat her.
I smiled stupidly.

408
00:51:07,142 --> 00:51:09,517
She was the daughter
of the German family.

409
00:51:15,184 --> 00:51:18,809
Of course, I have many other
memories of my childhood.

410
00:51:18,934 --> 00:51:25,267
What's strange is, that in each
memory there's a little sadness.

411
00:51:25,392 --> 00:51:29,850
You see my eyebrows?
As if I was making an effort.

412
00:51:29,975 --> 00:51:33,350
Naturally, I AM making an effort.

413
00:51:41,852 --> 00:51:46,750
I try to prevent all the images
in my head from bursting out of my eyes

414
00:51:46,784 --> 00:51:51,475
and splattering against the
clean walls of my parents' living room.

415
00:51:57,225 --> 00:52:01,725
For two years, the image of the
German girl, with her caramel legs

416
00:52:01,850 --> 00:52:05,267
the contempt in her eyes and
the violent turquoise of her bikini

417
00:52:05,392 --> 00:52:07,809
have never left my mind.

418
00:52:07,934 --> 00:52:10,892
Then other girls came along.

419
00:52:11,017 --> 00:52:12,600
The hairdresser's daughter.

420
00:52:12,725 --> 00:52:16,267
The one with the cute nose
and tight pants.

421
00:52:16,392 --> 00:52:19,475
- The baker's daughter.
- With Her doe eyes

422
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:23,642
which looked so sad, it seemed
as if she'd just been crying.

423
00:52:24,684 --> 00:52:26,684
Cathy, the neighbor's daughter.

424
00:52:26,809 --> 00:52:31,100
So timid, that when she talks,
it sounds like a tire blowing out.

425
00:52:31,225 --> 00:52:33,767
He hit it! Papa, he hit it!

426
00:52:35,309 --> 00:52:37,767
What becomes of children?

427
00:52:37,892 --> 00:52:39,642
They become adults.

428
00:52:39,767 --> 00:52:42,892
And what becomes of adults?

429
00:52:43,017 --> 00:52:45,184
Sometimes they have children.

430
00:52:45,309 --> 00:52:47,725
Will you have children?

431
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:54,142
I don't have the time. Not in 83 days.
And first I'd have to meet a girl.

432
00:52:54,267 --> 00:52:56,475
Look at the girl. Smile...

433
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,517
unless she says something sad.

434
00:52:59,642 --> 00:53:02,642
Lesson 2.
If she touches her hair, say:

435
00:53:02,767 --> 00:53:07,975
- I love your hairdo. Very original.
- I love your hairdo. Very original.

436
00:53:08,100 --> 00:53:12,059
- You're different from other girls.
- You're different from other girls.

437
00:53:22,225 --> 00:53:26,184
I really love your hairdo.
Very original.

438
00:53:30,892 --> 00:53:34,267
When he learned he had only
83 days to live

439
00:53:34,392 --> 00:53:37,684
He thought, time is too short.
He hadn't a day to lose.

440
00:53:37,809 --> 00:53:40,559
I thought, I'll empty out
my bank account.

441
00:53:40,684 --> 00:53:43,767
18,000 euro, 83 days to live,

442
00:53:43,892 --> 00:53:46,600
200 euros per day,
and the rest for food.

443
00:54:47,975 --> 00:54:49,934
It's all there.

444
00:54:50,059 --> 00:54:55,184
At the same time,
so close at hand

445
00:54:55,309 --> 00:54:57,642
yet so far away.

446
00:55:07,975 --> 00:55:11,267
I want them all, all...

447
00:55:11,392 --> 00:55:14,392
Life would be like a miracle.

448
00:55:19,525 --> 00:55:22,825
Let the days pass and
take me towards death.

449
00:55:22,850 --> 00:55:27,850
Nothing matters anymore,
my life will be as I dreamed.

450
00:55:28,309 --> 00:55:32,267
Never, in my life, I'd imagined
days so full of happiness.

451
00:55:32,392 --> 00:55:37,142
Days flavored of fresh fruits,
days flavored of grand mysterious voyages

452
00:55:37,267 --> 00:55:40,475
salty flavored days,
days of infinite beauty.

453
00:55:42,317 --> 00:55:45,259
Until the day I ran out of money.

454
00:55:45,267 --> 00:55:47,850
200 euros a day is a bit short.

455
00:55:47,875 --> 00:55:51,829
Salty flavored* days ...
Does 'gout*' have an accent?

456
00:55:51,849 --> 00:55:56,584
- Why isn't everything free on earth?
- I don't know.

457
00:56:04,225 --> 00:56:07,517
Your music is 'O Solitude' by Purcell.

458
00:56:07,642 --> 00:56:12,100
It was written for a voice like yours.
You have a very nice voice.

459
00:56:12,225 --> 00:56:16,225
You could try to earn some
money with your voice.

460
00:56:25,225 --> 00:56:28,100
Test. 1, 2, 3 ... Test.

461
00:56:28,225 --> 00:56:31,392
Perfect. When you see the 'H' start.
- OK.

462
00:56:34,225 --> 00:56:37,392
- Ah, ooh...
- Aah...

463
00:56:38,434 --> 00:56:40,600
- More, more.
- Yes, yes.

464
00:56:41,434 --> 00:56:43,600
Yes, yes, yes...

465
00:56:45,434 --> 00:56:48,267
- Great. Oh good!
- Ahh!

466
00:56:55,684 --> 00:56:58,142
OK, very good.
I'll just change the roll.

467
00:57:09,684 --> 00:57:12,059
Ah, Proust.

468
00:57:12,184 --> 00:57:14,642
'In Search of Lost Time'

469
00:57:14,767 --> 00:57:17,434
"For a long time I would go to bed early"

470
00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:19,100
I especially like Elstir.

471
00:57:19,119 --> 00:57:22,600
I can't figure out if he's
really in love with Andrée

472
00:57:22,725 --> 00:57:25,059
or if it's to make Albertine jealous.

473
00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:31,684
Pardon?

474
00:57:37,225 --> 00:57:40,725
- There's some sadness in Proust.
- I think so too.

475
00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:52,309
I like the way you talk.

476
00:57:52,434 --> 00:57:55,902
Excuse my French, I always
'put my mouth in my foot'.

477
00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:02,475
Why? Isn't that how you say it?

478
00:58:02,875 --> 00:58:04,284
No.

479
00:58:11,975 --> 00:58:15,425
- Manga del Mar Menor.
- Bitte? (sorry?)

480
00:58:16,767 --> 00:58:19,267
Manga del Mar Menor.

481
00:58:19,392 --> 00:58:21,975
The campground. The beach.

482
00:58:22,892 --> 00:58:27,842
That boy was me.
Das kleine Kind, das war ich.

483
00:58:27,850 --> 00:58:29,554
- Wirklich? (Really?)
- Ja.

484
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,484
- Das warst du? (That was you?)
- Ja.

485
00:59:00,517 --> 00:59:02,517
It's been a pleasure.

486
00:59:06,642 --> 00:59:08,767
Would you like to...

487
00:59:10,225 --> 00:59:11,934
Yes.

488
00:59:38,192 --> 00:59:41,467
My heart is pounding
like a 'stammer'.

489
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:45,517
Mine too.

490
00:59:49,767 --> 00:59:52,225
- Good night.
- Good night.

491
01:00:30,109 --> 01:00:32,725
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...

492
01:00:34,809 --> 01:00:37,725
13, 14, 15!

493
01:01:34,255 --> 01:01:36,434
Andale. Piss off.
Stand in line!

494
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:39,017
- This line's faster.
- Get back there!

495
01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:49,017
No, no...

496
01:01:50,350 --> 01:01:52,600
I'm god!

497
01:02:00,642 --> 01:02:05,184
Such a beautiful face.
It radiates peace.

498
01:02:07,475 --> 01:02:11,350
God tells us,
'love your neighbor as yourself'.

499
01:02:11,475 --> 01:02:14,434
- I never said that.
- Pardon?

500
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,892
- I never said that!
- No, I...

501
01:02:16,917 --> 01:02:21,134
I detest myself, so I'd never say it.
I'd say, I dunno...

502
01:02:21,139 --> 01:02:25,892
detest your neighbor
as you detest yourself.

503
01:02:26,017 --> 01:02:27,767
But that guy, there ...

504
01:02:27,934 --> 01:02:30,392
screwed it up.

505
01:02:31,184 --> 01:02:35,934
He improvised.
Went with his feelings. See?

506
01:02:37,975 --> 01:02:39,475
But 'I' am God.

507
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:42,517
I invented all the crap.

508
01:02:42,642 --> 01:02:45,434
You're a nice guy. Hm?

509
01:02:45,559 --> 01:02:48,059
- Got a big heart?
- I try.

510
01:02:48,184 --> 01:02:51,350
You're daydreamer.

511
01:02:51,475 --> 01:02:53,225
Ludovic.

512
01:02:54,100 --> 01:02:59,475
Your mother died when you were five.
No? And you were grief-stricken.

513
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:01,934
And you got polio, afterwards.

514
01:03:02,059 --> 01:03:06,434
Oh, poor Ludovic.
One leg shorter than the other.

515
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,767
How, sad!

516
01:03:11,017 --> 01:03:13,434
And little Cécile.
Remember Cécile?

517
01:03:13,559 --> 01:03:16,267
Lovely little Cécile!

518
01:03:16,392 --> 01:03:20,100
You were in love with Cécile.
You loved Cécile, huh?

519
01:03:20,225 --> 01:03:23,517
When you gave her flowers,
what did she do? Laughed in your face!

520
01:03:23,642 --> 01:03:28,475
She laughed in your face because
she was with that asshole with a moped.

521
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:32,809
And you couldn't ride a moped because
you had one leg shorter than the other.

522
01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:36,684
All that was me. ME! Understand?

523
01:03:36,809 --> 01:03:38,517
He is nothing.

524
01:03:38,642 --> 01:03:41,434
All he succeded in doing

525
01:03:41,559 --> 01:03:45,784
was getting himself nailed to
a coat rack*, like an owl.

526
01:03:56,017 --> 01:03:59,317
I'm GOD!
Are you sick in the head?

527
01:03:59,934 --> 01:04:03,017
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO
THE ASSASSIN

528
01:04:04,475 --> 01:04:07,059
The fourth apostle was named Francois.

529
01:04:07,184 --> 01:04:10,600
The day everyone learned
how long they had to live

530
01:04:10,725 --> 01:04:12,392
Francois bought a rifle.

531
01:04:16,392 --> 01:04:19,475
If he shot his target
and missed

532
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:23,392
it meant, it wasn't
that person's day to die.

533
01:04:23,517 --> 01:04:27,934
If he killed the person, then,
it wouldn't be his fault.

534
01:04:28,999 --> 01:04:33,775
It was written. Francois was
merely the hand of destiny.

535
01:05:10,809 --> 01:05:13,434
He'd always loved death.

536
01:05:28,850 --> 01:05:31,392
He loved funerals.

537
01:05:32,642 --> 01:05:37,267
Francois never cried.
He was never sad.

538
01:05:37,392 --> 01:05:40,059
He called himself The Assassin.

539
01:05:40,184 --> 01:05:43,892
The Assassin had slain
according to this partial list:

540
01:05:44,017 --> 01:05:46,809
number, unknown.

541
01:05:48,100 --> 01:05:50,267
number, unknown.

542
01:05:53,975 --> 01:05:56,059
six.

543
01:05:56,584 --> 01:05:58,992
Estimates by The Assassin.

544
01:05:59,059 --> 01:06:01,609
His cousin's mice.

545
01:06:02,767 --> 01:06:05,350
Two parakeets, still his cousin's

546
01:06:06,852 --> 01:06:10,117
Poisoned by 'spirits of salt'* (HCl)
in the food dish.

547
01:06:10,184 --> 01:06:12,517
The Assassin knew that
he was an assassin

548
01:06:12,552 --> 01:06:16,597
ever since as a very small child
he became aware of himself.

549
01:06:16,642 --> 01:06:20,392
At the same time he realized
there was a world outside himself.

550
01:06:20,517 --> 01:06:24,142
At the same time he became
aware of the great frontier

551
01:06:24,267 --> 01:06:28,100
separating the world of life
from that of death.

552
01:06:33,392 --> 01:06:35,475
I knew I was the 'Ferryman'.

553
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:40,434
I was made for taking lives,
it was my deep nature I couldn't help it.

554
01:06:40,559 --> 01:06:45,100
Like hair color, or shape of the nose,
it's genetically coded.

555
01:06:45,225 --> 01:06:47,559
I'm an assassin.

556
01:06:47,684 --> 01:06:51,350
My focus, my raison d'etre,
my vocation is ...

557
01:06:51,475 --> 01:06:53,017
killing.

558
01:06:53,517 --> 01:06:56,517
Today The Assassin is 41 years old,

559
01:06:56,642 --> 01:07:00,975
At this stage, what's important
to know about The Assassin

560
01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:04,184
is that his wife is named Catherine.

561
01:07:04,309 --> 01:07:08,634
They had a child; a boy,
by mutual accord, called Grégory.

562
01:07:10,009 --> 01:07:13,850
Catherine doesn't know that
The Assassin is an assassin.

563
01:07:14,017 --> 01:07:16,775
She usually calls him - 'Cheri' - in the daytime,

564
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,750
on the phone, or with friends.

565
01:07:18,759 --> 01:07:21,725
Sometimes - 'Bunny-rabbit'- on certain nights:

566
01:07:21,850 --> 01:07:26,267
or - 'Francois'.- during serious
discussions or arguments.

567
01:07:26,392 --> 01:07:30,142
Francois was one of the
many victims of 'Law 1522'

568
01:07:30,267 --> 01:07:31,892
invented by my father.

569
01:07:32,059 --> 01:07:35,809
If, one day, you fall in love

570
01:07:35,975 --> 01:07:40,017
with a woman, there's a great chance

571
01:07:40,072 --> 01:07:42,992
you will not spend your life with her.

572
01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:47,059
Francois used to sell life insurance
but quickly realized

573
01:07:47,184 --> 01:07:49,517
that his job served no purpose.

574
01:07:49,642 --> 01:07:53,517
For your last day, choose one of
our fifty destinations.

575
01:07:53,642 --> 01:07:57,350
Treat yourself to an end that
surpasses all that preceded it.

576
01:07:59,725 --> 01:08:01,725
Hi, Kevin here again.

577
01:08:48,184 --> 01:08:50,725
Why do you shoot at people?

578
01:08:50,850 --> 01:08:55,450
If they die, it's not my fault.
It's their time to die, today.

579
01:08:55,475 --> 01:08:58,184
If I miss ...

580
01:08:58,309 --> 01:09:00,184
this wasn't their day.

581
01:09:00,309 --> 01:09:04,100
- Is your gun loaded?
- No, not yet.

582
01:09:05,892 --> 01:09:08,684
I should tell you
it's not your fault.

583
01:09:08,709 --> 01:09:12,484
I fucked up all this shit.
I sent off the death dates

584
01:09:12,509 --> 01:09:15,017
to get revenge on my father.

585
01:09:15,142 --> 01:09:19,392
I thought I could do some good for people.
Now I must find six apostles.

586
01:09:19,517 --> 01:09:21,559
You're the fourth.

587
01:09:26,309 --> 01:09:29,475
Your music is
'The Death and the Maiden' by Schubert.

588
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:33,309
It's sad but beautiful.
It would go well with Handel.

589
01:09:33,434 --> 01:09:37,800
You should try shooting
a young woman with chestnut hair.

590
01:09:40,059 --> 01:09:41,850
Go ahead.

591
01:09:44,100 --> 01:09:46,559
She'll pass by in six seconds.

592
01:09:46,684 --> 01:09:49,267
One crocodile, two crocodiles,
three crocodiles

593
01:09:49,392 --> 01:09:53,309
four crocodiles, five crocodiles,
six crocodiles...

594
01:09:56,725 --> 01:09:59,600
- How'd you do that?
- That's her. Shoot.

595
01:10:00,100 --> 01:10:01,942
Shoot! Shoot!

596
01:10:07,559 --> 01:10:09,059
What happened?

597
01:10:09,184 --> 01:10:11,142
A miracle.

598
01:11:30,975 --> 01:11:33,225
I don't love you.

599
01:11:40,392 --> 01:11:41,850
I don't love you.

600
01:11:41,975 --> 01:11:45,475
I don't love you.
I don't love you.

601
01:12:02,392 --> 01:12:03,975
Yeah.

602
01:12:11,684 --> 01:12:13,809
A little tired, that's all.

603
01:12:34,892 --> 01:12:37,142
Excuse me ...

604
01:12:37,267 --> 01:12:39,184
I love you.

605
01:12:39,309 --> 01:12:43,809
I've never loved anyone.
I'm married, I don't love my wife.

606
01:12:43,934 --> 01:12:47,975
I don't love my son, either.
I never loved my parents.

607
01:12:48,142 --> 01:12:50,225
I've never loved anything, anyhow.

608
01:12:50,350 --> 01:12:51,975
Except you.

609
01:12:53,475 --> 01:12:57,059
I love you and
I will always love you.

610
01:12:58,225 --> 01:13:00,975
If you don't love me, it's fine.

611
01:13:01,100 --> 01:13:05,934
I'll go live alone, waiting for death,
thinking of you every day.

612
01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:18,859
I wrote my number on the wrapping.

613
01:13:18,934 --> 01:13:21,142
She'll call you.

614
01:13:53,100 --> 01:13:56,267
13, 14, 15, 16 ...

615
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,934
Hi, still Kevin.

616
01:14:41,392 --> 01:14:43,642
62 years to live!

617
01:14:49,850 --> 01:14:52,975
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO MARTINE

618
01:14:53,142 --> 01:14:56,184
The fifth apostle was called Martine.

619
01:14:57,609 --> 01:15:01,175
In the beginning, when she still
lived in the land of childhood

620
01:15:01,242 --> 01:15:05,990
Martine's heart was composed,
95%, of gooey, perfumy stuff

621
01:15:06,050 --> 01:15:09,525
which predisposes you
to romantic love.

622
01:15:10,517 --> 01:15:13,309
Some things, you can't change.

623
01:15:13,434 --> 01:15:18,017
Martine, you have
5 years, 2 months, 17 days to live.

624
01:15:26,267 --> 01:15:29,059
- I won't be here, tonight.
- What?

625
01:15:29,184 --> 01:15:32,934
I have a meeting in Düsseldorf,
with the Germans. - Oh.

626
01:16:00,192 --> 01:16:03,350
'Morning, Madame. Feel like a coffee?

627
01:16:34,767 --> 01:16:37,600
My husband came by the house.

628
01:16:37,725 --> 01:16:41,934
He got a message that he had
39 years left to live.

629
01:16:42,059 --> 01:16:46,892
I told him I had five years.
It seemed to comfort him.

630
01:17:00,759 --> 01:17:02,734
Is 200, OK?

631
01:17:31,725 --> 01:17:33,767
You have beautiful hair, Madame.

632
01:17:33,850 --> 01:17:37,517
Thank you. Would you mind
not calling me Madame?

633
01:17:39,434 --> 01:17:41,892
You have very beautiful eyes, too.

634
01:17:42,017 --> 01:17:45,725
Thank you. What's your name?

635
01:17:45,850 --> 01:17:47,725
I'm called Philippe.

636
01:17:48,975 --> 01:17:50,559
Oh, yes...

637
01:17:57,267 --> 01:17:58,892
Don't look.

638
01:18:43,767 --> 01:18:47,309
When I see people,
I hear their little music.

639
01:18:47,434 --> 01:18:49,934
Everyone has their own little music.

640
01:18:59,225 --> 01:19:00,975
You...

641
01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:03,142
have circus music.

642
01:19:52,150 --> 01:19:55,184
He says he likes you.

643
01:19:55,309 --> 01:19:58,625
It's the first time something
so beautiful happened to me.

644
01:19:58,692 --> 01:20:02,567
Such lovely proof of love
makes me so happy.

645
01:20:43,100 --> 01:20:45,809
Never mind,
I'm fed up with that thing.

646
01:20:45,975 --> 01:20:48,642
Make yourself at home.
Want something to drink?

647
01:20:54,434 --> 01:20:57,559
Sure you don't want to sleep inside?

648
01:20:57,684 --> 01:21:01,142
I can't sleep unless I see the sky.

649
01:21:01,267 --> 01:21:03,559
Victor had done 6 months in prison.

650
01:21:03,684 --> 01:21:07,184
He was in the wrong place
at the wrong time.

651
01:21:07,309 --> 01:21:12,309
When he got out, he couldn't stand
to sleep with a roof over him.

652
01:21:12,434 --> 01:21:16,225
He was afraid of waking up
locked up.

653
01:21:55,517 --> 01:21:57,017
17.

654
01:22:19,517 --> 01:22:22,434
How do you know, you love me?

655
01:22:23,059 --> 01:22:24,975
You don't even know me.

656
01:22:25,975 --> 01:22:29,459
I shot at you. I hit you and
nothing happened.

657
01:22:29,484 --> 01:22:32,250
Then I followed you,
I could smell your odor.

658
01:22:32,339 --> 01:22:36,300
It's like watercress.
And I fell in love.

659
01:22:43,942 --> 01:22:46,209
All right, come.

660
01:24:18,142 --> 01:24:19,809
Oh, shit.

661
01:24:40,392 --> 01:24:41,725
Ea!

662
01:24:46,025 --> 01:24:49,742
- Who's he?
- My Father, God.

663
01:24:49,809 --> 01:24:52,009
I never imagined him like that.

664
01:25:08,767 --> 01:25:12,892
Praise Myself! You're coming home
and you'll reboot my computer.

665
01:25:13,017 --> 01:25:15,100
You don't scare me.

666
01:25:15,225 --> 01:25:17,600
See what a state I'm in?

667
01:25:18,475 --> 01:25:20,392
Why won't you reboot it?

668
01:25:20,517 --> 01:25:24,309
Why won't you reboot my computer?
And put a stop to this crap.

669
01:25:24,434 --> 01:25:26,517
I'm never coming back!

670
01:25:26,892 --> 01:25:28,350
Do you like it here?

671
01:25:28,475 --> 01:25:32,559
I'm happy, I got lots of friends.
I just need one more apostle, to make 18.

672
01:25:32,684 --> 01:25:34,309
STOOOOPP!

673
01:25:34,434 --> 01:25:37,184
Stop it, with your 18 apostles.

674
01:25:37,259 --> 01:25:39,649
12! There are 12, like hockey team.

675
01:25:39,684 --> 01:25:42,225
It works, it always has!
I told your brother.

676
01:25:42,350 --> 01:25:45,225
You want 18 because
your mother loves baseball.

677
01:25:45,350 --> 01:25:48,684
But, FUCK BASEBALL!

678
01:25:50,100 --> 01:25:53,267
You always loved your mother
more than me.

679
01:26:06,475 --> 01:26:09,475
I've seen it. 'Way of the Dragon'?

680
01:26:10,475 --> 01:26:12,359
The Cunning Elephant.

681
01:26:17,234 --> 01:26:19,800
Forget it, Victor. Let's go.

682
01:26:23,234 --> 01:26:24,800
No.

683
01:26:26,059 --> 01:26:28,017
Give me your hand.

684
01:26:38,300 --> 01:26:42,692
Ea! Don't make me come over there!
Ea, get back here!

685
01:26:52,300 --> 01:26:53,559
Ea!

686
01:26:54,300 --> 01:26:55,559
Ea!

687
01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:10,559
We fished him out of the canal.

688
01:27:10,624 --> 01:27:14,075
Dry him out on the mattress
with the Uzbeks.

689
01:28:16,392 --> 01:28:17,934
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO WILLY

690
01:28:18,059 --> 01:28:21,684
The sixth and last apostle
was named Willy.

691
01:28:21,809 --> 01:28:25,017
When Willy found out how long
he had to live

692
01:28:25,142 --> 01:28:28,350
he decided to become a girl.

693
01:28:28,475 --> 01:28:31,592
Willy was my own personal miracle.

694
01:28:34,767 --> 01:28:37,559
Willy has always been sickly.

695
01:28:37,684 --> 01:28:41,809
You know what skin cancer is?
I've told you before, eh?

696
01:28:45,225 --> 01:28:47,100
Time for your injection.

697
01:28:47,225 --> 01:28:51,100
He never had anything serious
like cancer or stuff like that

698
01:28:51,225 --> 01:28:53,650
but sick, nevertheless. Always.

699
01:28:56,684 --> 01:28:59,559
When we were alone
my mother used to look at me.

700
01:28:59,684 --> 01:29:03,225
A funny look. Like I was
a box of tacks still lying around

701
01:29:03,350 --> 01:29:05,517
after she'd just cleaned house.

702
01:29:07,434 --> 01:29:10,809
Then she said I looked like hell.

703
01:29:10,975 --> 01:29:14,892
- You look like hell.
- And that I should keep calm.

704
01:29:15,017 --> 01:29:17,475
You have to keep calm.

705
01:29:17,530 --> 01:29:21,184
And then she gave me that
darned injection.

706
01:29:21,239 --> 01:29:26,192
Deep inside, something told me all was
not right with my mother's injections.

707
01:29:29,309 --> 01:29:31,600
Can we increase the dose?

708
01:29:31,725 --> 01:29:36,309
I know it's difficult for you.
You're doing all you can.

709
01:29:38,517 --> 01:29:40,184
The doctor liked my mother.

710
01:29:40,309 --> 01:29:44,350
He spoke to her, as if to
a draft horse, that he pitied.

711
01:29:44,475 --> 01:29:49,767
He thought, it can't be easy
to have child in fragile health.

712
01:29:49,892 --> 01:29:52,142
He cast a worried glance me,

713
01:29:52,267 --> 01:29:56,167
as if he found it odd that
I had any temperature at all,

714
01:29:56,850 --> 01:30:00,625
since I puked, morning till night,
a sort of greenish bile.

715
01:30:00,892 --> 01:30:04,134
By the age of 7, I'd had
an operation on my pancreas

716
01:30:04,149 --> 01:30:08,684
because the synthetic anti-diabetics
my mother shot me up with, daily,

717
01:30:08,809 --> 01:30:12,267
had burned it out like a hamburger.

718
01:30:12,392 --> 01:30:15,559
Then, what was supposed to happen, happened.

719
01:30:24,142 --> 01:30:27,684
It's next Sunday. In a week.

720
01:30:27,809 --> 01:30:29,975
I know. It's my fault.

721
01:30:30,100 --> 01:30:32,767
I released the death dates.

722
01:30:32,892 --> 01:30:38,017
You did right. Afterwards, everything
changed for me, for the better.

723
01:30:44,475 --> 01:30:46,309
Your mother and I ...

724
01:30:46,434 --> 01:30:50,600
felt we should be honest with you.

725
01:30:51,225 --> 01:30:53,517
You'll die on ...

726
01:30:53,642 --> 01:30:57,767
You still have ... a few weeks.

727
01:30:57,892 --> 01:31:01,684
We didn't tell you earlier
because you might...

728
01:31:01,809 --> 01:31:04,100
Is there anything you'd like?

729
01:31:04,225 --> 01:31:09,142
Do you want to quit school?
Take a trip? Whatever...

730
01:31:09,267 --> 01:31:11,184
we'll agree.

731
01:31:13,100 --> 01:31:15,725
Can boys become girls?

732
01:31:18,642 --> 01:31:20,267
What?

733
01:31:21,017 --> 01:31:23,642
I'd like to be a girl.

734
01:31:26,559 --> 01:31:28,017
Are you sure?

735
01:31:47,142 --> 01:31:49,775
Parents are such jerks!

736
01:31:49,850 --> 01:31:51,697
My friend's parents...

737
01:31:51,700 --> 01:31:55,934
when they found out, he was
gonna die, kept him locked up.

738
01:31:56,059 --> 01:32:01,600
He wanted to live as Alpha Arceus.
That's an aluminum Pokémon.

739
01:32:01,725 --> 01:32:04,600
At first they said OK.

740
01:32:04,725 --> 01:32:08,600
Then, they preferred that
he listen to J. S. Bach,

741
01:32:08,725 --> 01:32:11,600
for the ten days he had left.

742
01:32:11,725 --> 01:32:14,392
I felt like shooting myself!

743
01:32:14,934 --> 01:32:17,975
We live in a totally shitty world!

744
01:32:18,100 --> 01:32:22,017
I know, it's my father's fault.

745
01:32:22,142 --> 01:32:24,059
- Your father?
- My father is God.

746
01:32:24,184 --> 01:32:28,350
Couldn't get along with him,
so I split.

747
01:32:28,405 --> 01:32:31,355
My mother, too, is a goddess,
but doesn't dare say anything.

748
01:32:31,400 --> 01:32:33,517
She embroiders, all day.

749
01:32:33,642 --> 01:32:36,350
My father makes her zip her mouth.

750
01:32:37,934 --> 01:32:40,184
Sometimes I miss my mother.

751
01:32:43,517 --> 01:32:47,417
18. This changes everything. 18!

752
01:32:49,934 --> 01:32:52,059
Just like baseball.

753
01:32:57,184 --> 01:33:01,350
Does your father have powers
like a superhero?

754
01:33:01,475 --> 01:33:05,267
- Just power hungry.
- Do you have powers?

755
01:33:15,225 --> 01:33:17,934
You can multiply ham sandwiches!

756
01:33:18,059 --> 01:33:19,975
Doesn't always work, just sometimes.

757
01:33:20,100 --> 01:33:22,600
Sometimes the ham's missing

758
01:33:22,725 --> 01:33:26,350
There's lots of stuff I can't do.
Crying, for example.

759
01:33:26,475 --> 01:33:30,100
There's lots of stuff I've never done.
I've seen nothing of the world.

760
01:33:30,225 --> 01:33:33,934
I've never eaten an apple,
I've never seen the sea.

761
01:33:38,850 --> 01:33:42,475
Your music is "La Mer"
by Charles Trenet. It's nice.

762
01:33:42,600 --> 01:33:44,850
Tonight, I'll invent a dream for you.

763
01:33:47,934 --> 01:33:49,975
Willy, at least, eat the fish.

764
01:34:40,392 --> 01:34:44,684
- He said he wants to return to the sea.
- I understand that.

765
01:34:44,809 --> 01:34:47,850
Good idea taking him to the sea.

766
01:34:47,925 --> 01:34:52,017
I'm gonna die in a week,
might as well die at the seaside.

767
01:35:00,850 --> 01:35:03,809
That's a great dress. Totally awesome!

768
01:35:07,109 --> 01:35:10,170
OK, I think,
we need to help the kids.

769
01:35:10,225 --> 01:35:13,184
Yes, I think so, too,
we need to help the kids.

770
01:35:13,309 --> 01:35:16,059
We have a week to wrap it up.

771
01:35:16,267 --> 01:35:21,642
Willy sold
his parents' furniture.

772
01:35:21,725 --> 01:35:24,392
Travel is expensive.

773
01:35:24,517 --> 01:35:28,975
Aurélie asked The Assassin
to stop assassinating.

774
01:35:29,100 --> 01:35:32,184
Please don't shoot at people.

775
01:35:32,309 --> 01:35:34,517
I've lost interest in that.

776
01:35:36,517 --> 01:35:40,509
, Martine put her
life in order.

777
01:35:58,225 --> 01:36:00,517
Ah, back already?

778
01:36:00,642 --> 01:36:02,642
What's this crap?

779
01:36:02,667 --> 01:36:05,117
I want you to go away
and never come back.

780
01:36:05,142 --> 01:36:06,475
Oh, I say!

781
01:36:27,857 --> 01:36:30,109
Oh, you were marvellous!

782
01:36:32,184 --> 01:36:36,809
Marc and Xenia
made love for the first time.

783
01:36:38,267 --> 01:36:40,559
And they liked it.

784
01:36:47,542 --> 01:36:52,734
My mother availed herself
of Thursday to wash the windows.

785
01:36:55,309 --> 01:36:58,809
Willy and I
decided that every day

786
01:36:58,875 --> 01:37:03,225
instead of being called
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...

787
01:37:03,250 --> 01:37:06,717
would be called
January, February, March...

788
01:37:19,934 --> 01:37:23,842
By week's end, we'd lived together
for seven months.

789
01:38:02,225 --> 01:38:06,184
Jean-Claude reached
the Arctic Circle.

790
01:39:02,850 --> 01:39:06,150
On Saturday,
God, having no papers,

791
01:39:06,185 --> 01:39:08,844
got himself deported
to Uzbekistan.

792
01:39:08,959 --> 01:39:12,892
I'll make it rain frogs and locusts!

793
01:39:13,059 --> 01:39:17,017
A pox on your face!

794
01:39:17,142 --> 01:39:18,934
YOU MOTHERFUCKERRR!

795
01:39:19,059 --> 01:39:21,600
Don't you know who I am?
Don't you know?

796
01:39:21,725 --> 01:39:26,242
I'll turn you into a stutterer
and a premature ejaculator!

797
01:39:26,292 --> 01:39:29,309
SONG OF SONGS

798
01:39:34,809 --> 01:39:38,725
And on Sunday everybody was
at the seaside.

799
01:39:44,917 --> 01:39:48,700
Seems I'm not the only one
with the idea of dying by the sea.

800
01:39:48,745 --> 01:39:53,184
I didn't dare say it, but it's true
seems everyone had the same idea.

801
01:40:26,975 --> 01:40:31,934
Would all those dying today,
come get a black armband.

802
01:40:33,142 --> 01:40:37,142
Those accompanying them,
get a white armband.

803
01:40:40,675 --> 01:40:44,934
All those dying today,
come get a black armband.

804
01:40:46,042 --> 01:40:49,542
Those accompanying them,
get a white armband.

805
01:40:50,042 --> 01:40:51,542
Voila.

806
01:40:57,209 --> 01:41:00,559
What will all the black armbands
die of?

807
01:41:09,642 --> 01:41:13,684
All we have to do is wait.
Won't be long.

808
01:41:16,017 --> 01:41:19,309
Any chance of it not happening?

809
01:41:19,354 --> 01:41:23,750
My brother said, with 6 more
apostles, it'd make 18,

810
01:41:23,754 --> 01:41:25,055
like in baseball.

811
01:41:25,100 --> 01:41:26,892
And that would change something,

812
01:41:26,900 --> 01:41:28,952
because it's mom's favorite number.

813
01:41:29,017 --> 01:41:30,809
He must have been mistaken.

814
01:41:35,642 --> 01:41:38,742
He'd just turned 18
♪ Il venait d'avoir 18 ans

815
01:41:38,767 --> 01:41:41,534
Beautiful as a child
♪ Il était beau comme un enfant

816
01:41:41,559 --> 01:41:44,267
Strong as a man
♪ Fort comme un homme

817
01:41:46,142 --> 01:41:48,845
It was summer, obviously.
♪ C'était l'été évidemment

818
01:41:48,892 --> 01:41:51,675
When I saw him, I counted
♪ Et j'ai compté en le voyant

819
01:41:51,700 --> 01:41:55,600
All my autumn nights.
♪ Mes nuits d'automne

820
01:41:56,500 --> 01:41:59,500
I re-arranged my hair,
♪ J'ai mis de l'ordre à mes cheveux

821
01:41:59,500 --> 01:42:03,500
More shadow on my eyes.
♪ Un peu plus de noir sur mes yeux

822
01:42:03,550 --> 01:42:06,600
It made him laugh.
♪ Ca l'a fait rire

823
01:42:07,100 --> 01:42:10,600
As he drew near,
♪ Quand il s'est approché de moi

824
01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:14,800
I'd have given anything
♪ J'aurais donné n'importe quoi

825
01:42:15,100 --> 01:42:18,600
To seduce him
♪ Pour le séduire

826
01:42:19,850 --> 01:42:22,600
He'd just turned 18.
♪ Il venait d'avoir 18 ans

827
01:42:22,650 --> 01:42:25,700
That was the best argument
♪ C'était le plus bel argument

828
01:42:25,750 --> 01:42:28,600
For his victory.
♪ De sa victoire

829
01:42:29,500 --> 01:42:32,650
He didn't speak to me of love.
♪ Il ne m'a pas parlé d'amour

830
01:42:32,700 --> 01:42:35,650
He thought that words of love
♪ Il pensait que les mots d'amour

831
01:42:35,700 --> 01:42:39,600
Are laughable.
♪ Sont dérisoires

832
01:42:49,125 --> 01:42:51,425
It's been nice to know you.

833
01:43:02,392 --> 01:43:06,017
Shall we read a few lines
of our Brand New Testament?

834
01:43:13,059 --> 01:43:16,100
"Life is like a skating rink."

835
01:43:17,100 --> 01:43:18,475
That was me.

836
01:43:18,600 --> 01:43:20,517
"If there was no air

837
01:43:20,642 --> 01:43:23,225
birds would fall."

838
01:43:34,692 --> 01:43:38,734
Seems to be losing altitude.
It's coming right at us.

839
01:43:41,850 --> 01:43:44,742
Son of a motherfucking whore,
we're all gonna die.

840
01:43:44,750 --> 01:43:46,742
Only the black armbands.

841
01:44:02,650 --> 01:44:03,142
NOOO!

842
01:44:10,850 --> 01:44:13,767
Do you want to re-initialize?

843
01:44:31,267 --> 01:44:32,850
ENTER YOUR PERSONAL CODE

844
01:44:35,259 --> 01:44:36,845
18!♥

845
01:44:39,750 --> 01:44:43,759
Hello Goddess,
I'm glad to see you again.

846
01:44:45,142 --> 01:44:47,225
Re-initializing

847
01:45:10,142 --> 01:45:11,925
REBOOTING

848
01:45:11,949 --> 01:45:15,809
I'm not dead? What happened?

849
01:45:20,962 --> 01:45:24,559
The countdown's disappeared.
Everything's like before.

850
01:45:24,684 --> 01:45:26,600
Who did that?

851
01:45:36,850 --> 01:45:39,975
Suggestions for:... 'sky'.

852
01:46:09,975 --> 01:46:12,142
That's my mother.

853
01:46:12,725 --> 01:46:14,642
It's mama.

854
01:46:15,517 --> 01:46:17,059
It's my mother!

855
01:46:18,725 --> 01:46:21,017
Excellent choice, Goddess.

856
01:46:33,942 --> 01:46:36,974
Today, as every other day,
there's only good news.

857
01:46:37,059 --> 01:46:40,534
Despite global warming the
ice caps have stopped melting.

858
01:46:54,192 --> 01:46:56,025
Gravity.

859
01:47:04,642 --> 01:47:06,850
Seabed.

860
01:47:14,559 --> 01:47:16,150
Vegetation.

861
01:47:29,892 --> 01:47:32,059
Cyclops.

862
01:47:36,434 --> 01:47:38,684
THE BRAND NEW TESTAMENT

863
01:47:58,225 --> 01:48:01,225
- Did you feel it move?
- Yes.

864
01:48:01,350 --> 01:48:03,059
Cheri ...

865
01:48:04,350 --> 01:48:06,059
the thing is...

866
01:48:07,392 --> 01:48:09,059
Now...

867
01:48:09,984 --> 01:48:12,817
Couldn't you, maybe,
shave your legs?

868
01:48:15,142 --> 01:48:16,892
We'll see.

869
01:48:30,267 --> 01:48:32,225
Goddamn, shit.

870
01:48:33,267 --> 01:48:43,267
♥★★☻★★♥ anoXmous ♥★★☻★★♥︎

871
01:54:19,600 --> 01:54:22,225
Hi, it's Kevin again.