1
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Good luck.

2
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Hi. Uh, I have an appointment
with Emily Charlton?

3
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- Andrea Sachs?
- Yes.

4
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Great. Human Resources certainly
has an odd sense of humor.

5
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Follow me.

6
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Okay, so I was Miranda's
second assistant,

7
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but her first assistant recently got
promoted, and so now I'm the first.

8
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- Oh, and you're replacing yourself.
- Well, I am trying.

9
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Miranda sacked the last two girls
after only a few weeks.

10
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We need to find someone who can
survive here. Do you understand?

11
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Yeah. Of course. Who's Miranda?

12
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Oh, my God. I will pretend
you did not just ask me that.

13
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She's the editor in chief of Runway,
not to mention a legend.

14
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You work a year for her, and you can
get a job at any magazine you want.

15
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A million girls would kill for this job.

16
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It sounds like a great opportunity.
I'd love to be considered.

17
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Andrea, Runway is a fashion magazine,

18
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so an interest in fashion is crucial.

19
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What makes you think
I'm not interested in fashion?

20
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- (cell phone ringing)
- Oh, my God.

21
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No! No! No!

22
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What's wrong?

23
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She's on her way.
Tell everyone!

24
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She's not supposed to be here until 9:00.

25
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Her driver just text messaged,
and her facialist ruptured a disk.

26
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- God, these people!
- (whistles, whispers) Who's that?

27
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That I can't even talk about.

28
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All right, everyone! Gird your loins!

29
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- (excited chattering)
- Did someone eat an onion bagel?

30
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Sorry, Miranda.

31
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Move it! Ooh!

32
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I don't understand why it's so difficult
to confirm an appointment.

33
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I know. I'm so sorry, Miranda.
I actually did confirm last night.

34
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Details of your incompetence
do not interest me.

35
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Tell Simone I'm not going
to approve that girl

36
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that she sent me
for the Brazilian layout.

37
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I asked for clean, athletic, smiling.
She sent me dirty, tired and paunchy.

38
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And RSVP yes
to the Michael Kors party.

39
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I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30
and pick me up at 9:45 sharp.

40
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- (whispers) 9:45 sharp.
- Call Natalie at Glorious Foods,

41
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tell her no for the 40th time.
No, I don't want dacquoise.

42
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I want tortes filled
with warm rhubarb compote.

43
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Then call my ex-husband and remind him

44
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the parent-teacher conference
is at Dalton tonight.

45
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Then call my husband,
ask him to meet me for dinner

46
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at that place I went to with Massimo.

47
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Also, tell Richard I saw
the pictures that he sent

48
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for that feature
on the female paratroopers,

49
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and they're all so deeply unattractive.

50
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Is it impossible to find a lovely,
slender female paratrooper?

51
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- No.
- Am I reaching for the stars here?

52
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Not really.
Also, I need to see all the things

53
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that Nigel has pulled
for Gwyneth's second cover try.

54
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I wonder if she's lost any
of that weight yet. Who's that?

55
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Nobody. Um, uh—
Human Resources sent her up

56
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about the new assistant job,
and I was preinterviewing her.

57
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But she's hopeless
and totally wrong for it.

58
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Clearly I'm going to have to do that
myself because the last two you sent me

59
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were completely inadequate.
So send her in.

60
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That's all.

61
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Right.

62
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- She wants to see you.
- Oh! She does?

63
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Move!

64
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- This is foul. Don't let her see it. Go!
- That's—

65
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Who are you?

66
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Uh, my name is Andy Sachs.

67
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I recently graduated
from Northwestern University.

68
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And what are you doing here?
(clears throat)

69
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Well, I think I could do a good job
as your assistant.

70
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And, um—

71
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Yeah, I came to New York to be a
journalist and sent letters out everywhere

72
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and then finally got a call
from Elias-Clarke

73
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and met with Sherry
up at Human Resources.

74
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Basically, it's this or Auto Universe.

75
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- So you don't read Runway?
- Uh, no.

76
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And before today,
you had never heard of me.

77
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No.

78
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And you have no style
or sense of fashion.

79
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Well, um, I think that
depends on what you're—

80
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No, no.
That wasn't a question.

81
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Um, I was editor in chief
of the Daily Northwestern.

82
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I also, um, won a national competition
for college journalists

83
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with my series on the Janitors' Union,

84
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- which exposed the exploitation of—
- That's all.

85
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Yeah. You know, okay.

86
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You're right. I don't fit in here.

87
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I am not skinny or glamorous,

88
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and I don't know that much
about fashion.

89
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But I'm smart.

90
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I learn fast and I will work very hard.

91
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I got the exclusive
on the Cavalli for Gwyneth,

92
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but the problem is, with that huge
feathered headdress that she's wearing,

93
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she looks like she's working
the main stage at the Golden Nugget.

94
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Thank you for your time.

95
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Who is that sad, little person?

96
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Are we doing a before-and-after piece
I don't know about?

97
00:10:04,924 --> 00:10:07,259
Brown and Law, please?
Thank you.

98
00:10:10,179 --> 00:10:12,973
- Andrea.
- Hmm?

99
00:10:15,935 --> 00:10:18,896
Wait. You got a job
at a fashion magazine?

100
00:10:18,938 --> 00:10:21,065
- Mm-hmm.
- What was it, a phone interview?

101
00:10:21,107 --> 00:10:24,610
Wow.
- Ow! Don't be a jerk.

102
00:10:24,652 --> 00:10:27,863
Miranda Priestly is famous
for being unpredictable.

103
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Okay, Doug. How is it
that you know who she is and I didn't?

104
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- I'm actually a girl.
- Oh!

105
00:10:33,536 --> 00:10:36,080
- That would explain so much.
Look, seriously.

106
00:10:36,122 --> 00:10:37,748
Miranda Priestly is a huge deal.

107
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I bet a million girls
would kill for that job.

108
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Yeah, great.
The thing is I'm not one of them.

109
00:10:42,753 --> 00:10:45,256
Look, you gotta
start somewhere, right?

110
00:10:45,297 --> 00:10:47,258
I mean, look at this dump
Nate works in.

111
00:10:47,299 --> 00:10:50,177
I mean, come on.
Paper napkins? Hello.

112
00:10:50,219 --> 00:10:53,889
Yeah. And Lily, she works
at that gallery doing, uh, you know—

113
00:10:53,931 --> 00:10:57,143
Oh, I'm sorry.
What exactly is it that you do anyway?

114
00:10:57,184 --> 00:11:00,521
Well, lucky for me,
I already have my dream job.

115
00:11:00,563 --> 00:11:04,316
(with Lily) You're a corporate
research analyst!

116
00:11:04,358 --> 00:11:07,153
- Oh, you're right. My job sucks.
- No!

117
00:11:07,194 --> 00:11:09,071
- It sucks. I don't— It's boring.
- It's all right. Breathe.

118
00:11:09,113 --> 00:11:11,240
- I'm trying.
- Here. Take a drink.

119
00:11:11,282 --> 00:11:12,867
- I will have a drink.
- Ah, yes.

120
00:11:12,908 --> 00:11:15,828
I'd like to propose a toast.
To jobs that pay the rent.

121
00:11:15,870 --> 00:11:18,956
- To jobs that pay the rent.
- Jobs that pay the rent.

122
00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:23,294
Oh, baby. You should see
the way these girls at Runway dress.

123
00:11:23,335 --> 00:11:25,713
I don't have a thing to wear to work.

124
00:11:25,755 --> 00:11:27,798
Come on. You're gonna be
answering phones and getting coffee.

125
00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,508
You need a ball gown for that?

126
00:11:30,384 --> 00:11:31,969
I think I might.

127
00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:36,223
Well, I happen to think
you look great always.

128
00:11:36,265 --> 00:11:39,226
Aww! I think you're full of it.

129
00:11:41,937 --> 00:11:44,190
- Hey. Come on. Let's go home.
- Yeah.

130
00:11:44,231 --> 00:11:47,943
I can think of something we can do
that doesn't require any clothing.

131
00:11:47,985 --> 00:11:49,361
- Really?
- Mmm.

132
00:11:58,829 --> 00:12:01,332
Andrea, Miranda decided to kill
the autumn jacket story for September,

133
00:12:01,373 --> 00:12:04,001
and she is pulling up
the Sedona shoot from October.

134
00:12:04,043 --> 00:12:06,295
You need to come
into the office right this second

135
00:12:06,337 --> 00:12:08,047
and pick up her coffee order on the way.

136
00:12:08,088 --> 00:12:10,508
- Now?
- Now, get a pen and write this down.

137
00:12:10,549 --> 00:12:14,261
I want one no-foam skimmed latte
with an extra shot

138
00:12:14,303 --> 00:12:16,472
and three drip coffees
with room for milk.

139
00:12:16,514 --> 00:12:19,517
- Searing hot. And I mean hot.
- (line clicks)

140
00:12:25,189 --> 00:12:28,150
Where are you?
- Oh, I'm almost there. Yeah.

141
00:12:34,657 --> 00:12:37,743
Is there some reason
that my coffee isn't here?

142
00:12:37,785 --> 00:12:39,787
Has she died or something?

143
00:12:39,829 --> 00:12:42,039
No. (whispers) God.

144
00:12:47,002 --> 00:12:49,505
Oh. Bloody time.

145
00:12:50,631 --> 00:12:53,133
I hope you know that this
is a very difficult job...

146
00:12:53,175 --> 00:12:54,677
- Mm-hm.
- ... for which you are totally wrong.

147
00:12:54,718 --> 00:12:57,388
And if you mess up,
my head is on the chopping block.

148
00:12:57,930 --> 00:13:00,224
Now, hang that up.
Don't just fling it anywhere.

149
00:13:11,110 --> 00:13:14,071
Okay. First of all,
you and I answer the phones.

150
00:13:14,113 --> 00:13:17,283
The phone must be answered
every single time it rings.

151
00:13:17,324 --> 00:13:20,411
Calls roll to voice mail,
and she gets very upset.

152
00:13:20,452 --> 00:13:22,788
If I'm not here—
Andrea, Andrea—

153
00:13:22,830 --> 00:13:25,040
you are chained to that desk.

154
00:13:25,082 --> 00:13:28,419
- Well, what if I need to—
- What? No.

155
00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:30,087
One time an assistant left the desk

156
00:13:30,129 --> 00:13:32,298
because she sliced her hand open
with a letter opener,

157
00:13:32,339 --> 00:13:34,466
and Miranda missed Lagerfeld...

158
00:13:34,508 --> 00:13:37,803
just before he boarded
a 17-hour flight to Australia.

159
00:13:37,845 --> 00:13:39,680
She now works at TV Guide.

160
00:13:41,515 --> 00:13:45,394
- Man the desk at all times. Got it.
- (phone rings)

161
00:13:45,436 --> 00:13:48,856
- Uh—
- Miranda Priestly's office.

162
00:13:48,898 --> 00:13:51,108
No, she's not available.

163
00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:52,943
- Who is it?
- (mouthing words)

164
00:13:54,904 --> 00:13:59,158
Yes, I will tell her
you called... yet again.

165
00:14:00,492 --> 00:14:02,786
Right, remember,
you and I have totally different jobs.

166
00:14:02,828 --> 00:14:05,581
I mean, you get coffee—
(scoffs) and you run errands.

167
00:14:05,623 --> 00:14:09,293
Yet I am in charge of her schedule,
her appointments and her expenses.

168
00:14:09,335 --> 00:14:12,546
And, um, most importantly, um,

169
00:14:12,588 --> 00:14:15,090
I get to go with her to Paris
for Fashion Week in the fall.

170
00:14:16,050 --> 00:14:18,552
I get to wear couture.
I go to all the shows and all the parties.

171
00:14:18,594 --> 00:14:21,221
I meet all of the designers. It's divine.

172
00:14:22,389 --> 00:14:24,266
Okay. Now, stay here.

173
00:14:24,308 --> 00:14:26,518
I'm going to the art department
to give them the Book.

174
00:14:27,436 --> 00:14:30,189
- The—
- This is the Book.

175
00:14:31,023 --> 00:14:33,984
Now, it is a mock-up of everything

176
00:14:34,026 --> 00:14:35,736
- in the current issue.
- Mm-hm.

177
00:14:35,778 --> 00:14:37,696
And we deliver it to Miranda's
apartment every night,

178
00:14:37,738 --> 00:14:40,032
and she retu— Don't touch it.
She returns it to us

179
00:14:40,074 --> 00:14:42,159
in the morning with her notes.

180
00:14:42,201 --> 00:14:45,371
Now, the second assistant
is supposed to do this,

181
00:14:45,412 --> 00:14:49,333
but Miranda is very private and she does
not like strangers in her house.

182
00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:52,127
So until she decides
that you are not a total psycho,

183
00:14:52,169 --> 00:14:54,880
I get the lovely task
of waiting around for the Book.

184
00:14:56,173 --> 00:14:58,467
- (phone rings)
- Oh, Emily? What do I do—

185
00:14:58,509 --> 00:15:01,053
- Deal with it.
- (rings)

186
00:15:05,516 --> 00:15:07,559
Hello. Mrs. Priestly's office.

187
00:15:08,268 --> 00:15:11,438
Hmm. That's what I meant.
Miranda Priestly's office.

188
00:15:13,774 --> 00:15:16,694
Um, you know, she is in a meeting.
Can I please take a message?

189
00:15:17,653 --> 00:15:19,279
Uh-huh.

190
00:15:20,364 --> 00:15:23,784
Okay. Can you please
spell Gabbana?

191
00:15:23,826 --> 00:15:26,203
- (line clicks)
- Hello?

192
00:15:28,122 --> 00:15:29,498
I guess not.

193
00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:32,167
I guessed an eight and a half.

194
00:15:32,209 --> 00:15:37,631
Um, uh, that's very nice of you,
but I don't think I need these.

195
00:15:37,673 --> 00:15:40,300
Miranda hired me.
She knows what I look like.

196
00:15:40,342 --> 00:15:42,886
- Do you?
- (chuckles)

197
00:15:45,806 --> 00:15:47,725
Emily.

198
00:15:47,766 --> 00:15:49,059
Emily?

199
00:15:50,436 --> 00:15:51,812
She means you.

200
00:15:55,691 --> 00:15:59,361
We just cut on the bias.
That's not what I asked you.

201
00:15:59,403 --> 00:16:01,405
I couldn't have been clearer.
There you are, Emily.

202
00:16:01,447 --> 00:16:03,115
How many times do I have
to scream your name?

203
00:16:03,157 --> 00:16:04,533
Actually, it's Andy.

204
00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:10,080
My name is Andy.
Andrea, but, uh, everybody calls me Andy.

205
00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:17,046
(chuckles) I need 10 or 15 skirts
from Calvin Klein.

206
00:16:17,087 --> 00:16:18,630
What kind of skirts do you—

207
00:16:18,672 --> 00:16:21,592
Please bore someone else
with your questions.

208
00:16:21,633 --> 00:16:25,345
And make sure we have Pier 59
at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow.

209
00:16:25,387 --> 00:16:27,890
Remind Jocelyn I need
to see a few of those satchels

210
00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:29,224
that Marc is doing in the pony.

211
00:16:29,266 --> 00:16:32,603
And then tell Simone I'll take Jackie
if Maggie isn't available.

212
00:16:32,644 --> 00:16:36,523
- Did Demarchelier confirm?
- D-Did D-Demarchel—

213
00:16:36,565 --> 00:16:39,610
Demarchelier. Did he—
Get him on the phone.

214
00:16:39,651 --> 00:16:41,445
Uh, o— okay.

215
00:16:43,155 --> 00:16:46,617
- And, Emily?
- Yes?

216
00:16:58,003 --> 00:16:59,254
That's all.

217
00:17:00,214 --> 00:17:03,008
It's just the cavalier disregard
for clear directions—

218
00:17:10,182 --> 00:17:12,559
Do you have Demarchelier?

219
00:17:12,601 --> 00:17:14,561
Uh, Demarchelier.

220
00:17:14,603 --> 00:17:17,231
- (groans) Leave it.
- Do you have—

221
00:17:20,275 --> 00:17:22,069
I have Miranda Priestly calling.

222
00:17:22,111 --> 00:17:23,529
I have Patrick!

223
00:17:26,031 --> 00:17:29,785
Uh, no, she called me in there
and-and then she asked me about Pier 59.

224
00:17:29,827 --> 00:17:33,747
And there was something
about Simone, Frankie, someone else.

225
00:17:33,789 --> 00:17:37,042
And, um, she needs skirts
from Calvin Klein.

226
00:17:37,084 --> 00:17:40,754
And, uh, there was
something about a pony.

227
00:17:40,796 --> 00:17:43,215
- Did she say which skirts?
- No. No.

228
00:17:43,257 --> 00:17:44,716
Did she say what kind?
Color, shape, fabric?

229
00:17:44,758 --> 00:17:48,095
- I tried to ask her.
- You may never ask Miranda anything.

230
00:17:48,137 --> 00:17:52,307
Right. I will deal with all of this,
and you will go to Calvin Klein.

231
00:17:52,349 --> 00:17:54,893
Eh— Me?

232
00:17:54,935 --> 00:17:57,479
Oh, I'm sorry.
Do you have some prior commitment?

233
00:17:57,521 --> 00:18:00,107
Some hideous skirt convention
you have to go to?

234
00:18:00,149 --> 00:18:01,775
Uh—

235
00:18:14,329 --> 00:18:16,373
- (cell phone rings)
- Miranda?

236
00:18:16,415 --> 00:18:18,125
- Are you there?
- I'm about to walk in.

237
00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:20,544
- I'll call you as soon as—
- (line clicks)

238
00:18:23,922 --> 00:18:25,382
- Hello? Hi.
While you're out,

239
00:18:25,424 --> 00:18:29,636
Miranda needs you to go to Hermès
to pick up 25 scarves we ordered for her.

240
00:18:29,678 --> 00:18:31,638
- Okay.
- Cassidy forgot her homework at Dalton.

241
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,183
Pick that up. Oh, yeah,
and Miranda went out to meet with Meisel,

242
00:18:34,224 --> 00:18:36,310
and she will want more
Starbucks when she gets back.

243
00:18:36,351 --> 00:18:38,687
- Hot Starbucks.
- Can you just repeat that first—

244
00:18:38,729 --> 00:18:40,480
- (dial tone hums)
- Hello?

245
00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:46,153
Oh, my God.

246
00:18:47,362 --> 00:18:49,615
What took you so long?
I have to pee!

247
00:18:49,656 --> 00:18:51,408
What? You haven't peed since I left?

248
00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:54,328
No, I haven't. I've been manning the desk,
haven't I? I'm bursting.

249
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:01,752
Oh, hi.

250
00:19:01,793 --> 00:19:04,922
- (snaps fingers)
- You do coat. Do the coat!

251
00:19:04,963 --> 00:19:07,090
Okay.

252
00:19:07,132 --> 00:19:09,801
Now, be prepared.
The run-through is at 12:30.

253
00:19:09,843 --> 00:19:13,263
And people are panicking, so the phone
is going to be ringing off the hook.

254
00:19:13,305 --> 00:19:15,057
The ru—
The run-through. Right.

255
00:19:15,098 --> 00:19:18,477
Yes. Editors bring in options
for the shoot, and Miranda chooses.

256
00:19:18,518 --> 00:19:21,230
She chooses every single
thing in every single issue.

257
00:19:21,271 --> 00:19:22,606
Run-throughs are a huge deal.

258
00:19:22,648 --> 00:19:24,358
I don't know why you don't
know that, Andrea.

259
00:19:24,399 --> 00:19:27,277
Okay. Are you ready?
Oh, hi, hi.

260
00:19:27,319 --> 00:19:29,529
Right. Well, after the loo,
Serena and I are going to lunch.

261
00:19:29,571 --> 00:19:32,032
- This is her— the new me.
- Hi.

262
00:19:32,074 --> 00:19:34,326
- Told you.
- I thought you were kidding.

263
00:19:34,368 --> 00:19:35,869
No, quite serious, yeah.

264
00:19:35,911 --> 00:19:38,121
I get 20 minutes for lunch,
and you get 15.

265
00:19:38,163 --> 00:19:40,457
- When I come back, you can go.
- Okay.

266
00:19:40,499 --> 00:19:42,918
What exactly is she wearing?

267
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,045
Her grandmother's skirt.

268
00:19:55,889 --> 00:19:58,225
Hmm. Corn chowder.

269
00:19:58,267 --> 00:20:00,644
That's an interesting choice.

270
00:20:00,686 --> 00:20:04,564
You do know that cellulite is one of
the main ingredients in corn chowder.

271
00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:12,406
So none of the girls here eat anything?

272
00:20:12,447 --> 00:20:16,451
Not since two became the new four
and zero became the new two.

273
00:20:16,493 --> 00:20:20,539
- Well, I'm a six.
- Which is the new 14.

274
00:20:23,292 --> 00:20:27,129
- Oh. Shoot.
- Oh, never mind.

275
00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:30,007
I'm sure you have plenty more
polyblend where that came from.

276
00:20:30,048 --> 00:20:34,636
- (cash register clicking)
- Okay. You think my clothes are hideous.

277
00:20:34,678 --> 00:20:38,765
I get it. But, you know,
I'm not going to be in fashion forever,

278
00:20:38,807 --> 00:20:41,351
so I don't see the point of
changing everything about myself

279
00:20:41,393 --> 00:20:42,769
just because I have this job.

280
00:20:42,811 --> 00:20:45,355
Yes, that's true.
That's really what this

281
00:20:45,397 --> 00:20:48,692
multibillion-dollar industry
is all about anyway, isn't it?

282
00:20:48,734 --> 00:20:52,446
- Inner beauty.
- (cell phone rings)

283
00:20:52,487 --> 00:20:53,947
Hello.

284
00:20:55,365 --> 00:20:57,284
Right. Come on.

285
00:20:57,326 --> 00:20:58,952
Miranda's pushed the
run-through up a half an hour.

286
00:20:58,994 --> 00:21:00,037
Mmm!

287
00:21:00,078 --> 00:21:02,497
- She's always 15 minutes early.
- Which means?

288
00:21:02,539 --> 00:21:04,666
- You're already late. Come.
- Shoot!

289
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:05,959
Excuse me.

290
00:21:08,462 --> 00:21:10,297
- Mr. Ravitz.
- Nigel.

291
00:21:12,049 --> 00:21:15,177
- Issue going well?
- Oh, yes. Our best September ever.

292
00:21:15,218 --> 00:21:19,681
Great. Heard Miranda killed autumn
jackets and pulled up the Sedona shoot.

293
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,685
- What's that costing me?
- About 300,000.

294
00:21:25,103 --> 00:21:26,772
Must have been some lousy jackets.

295
00:21:28,398 --> 00:21:30,776
- Irv Ravitz.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

296
00:21:30,817 --> 00:21:33,153
This is Andy Sachs,
Miranda's new assistant.

297
00:21:33,195 --> 00:21:34,529
Congratulations, young lady.

298
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,991
A million girls would kill for that job.

299
00:21:38,033 --> 00:21:39,493
Bye-bye.

300
00:21:40,535 --> 00:21:43,789
- Hmm?
- Chairman of Elias-Clarke, Irv Ravitz.

301
00:21:43,830 --> 00:21:48,794
You know what they say?
Tiny man, huge ego.

302
00:21:51,296 --> 00:21:54,299
No. And I've seen
all this before.

303
00:21:54,341 --> 00:21:57,302
Theyskens is trying to reinvent
the drop waist, so actually it's—

304
00:21:57,344 --> 00:22:00,472
- Where are all the other dresses?
- We have some right here.

305
00:22:00,514 --> 00:22:03,809
- Stand, watch and listen.
- And I think it can be very interesting—

306
00:22:03,850 --> 00:22:08,230
No. No, I just—
It's just baffling to me.

307
00:22:08,271 --> 00:22:11,274
Why is it so impossible to put together
a decent run-through?

308
00:22:11,316 --> 00:22:16,822
You people have had hours and hours
to prepare. It's just so confusing to me.

309
00:22:16,863 --> 00:22:18,949
Where are the advertisers?

310
00:22:18,990 --> 00:22:21,618
- We have some pieces from Banana Republic.
- We need more, don't we?

311
00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:25,372
Oh. This is— This might be—
What do you think of—

312
00:22:25,414 --> 00:22:27,332
Yeah. Well, you know me.

313
00:22:27,374 --> 00:22:30,836
Give me a full ballerina skirt
and a hint of saloon and I'm on board.

314
00:22:30,877 --> 00:22:34,381
- But do you think it's too much like—
- Like the Lacroix from July?

315
00:22:34,423 --> 00:22:36,425
I thought that, but no,
not with the right accessories.

316
00:22:36,466 --> 00:22:39,511
- It should work.
- Where are the belts for this dre—

317
00:22:39,553 --> 00:22:41,596
Why is no one ready?

318
00:22:41,638 --> 00:22:44,975
Here. It's a tough call.

319
00:22:45,016 --> 00:22:47,519
- They're so different.
Hmm.

320
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,734
Something funny?

321
00:22:58,113 --> 00:23:01,283
No. No, no. Nothing's—

322
00:23:01,324 --> 00:23:05,162
You know, it's just that both those belts
look exactly the same to me.

323
00:23:05,203 --> 00:23:09,499
You know, I'm still learning
about this stuff and, uh—

324
00:23:09,541 --> 00:23:12,335
"This... stuff"?

325
00:23:13,253 --> 00:23:15,964
Oh. Okay. I see.

326
00:23:16,006 --> 00:23:18,300
You think this has nothing to do with you.

327
00:23:19,426 --> 00:23:21,803
You go to your closet...

328
00:23:21,845 --> 00:23:26,600
and you select— I don't know—
that lumpy blue sweater, for instance,

329
00:23:26,641 --> 00:23:29,519
because you're trying to tell the world
that you take yourself too seriously

330
00:23:29,561 --> 00:23:32,022
to care about what
you put on your back.

331
00:23:32,063 --> 00:23:35,108
But what you don't know is that
that sweater is not just blue.

332
00:23:35,150 --> 00:23:37,694
It's not turquoise.
It's not lapis.

333
00:23:37,736 --> 00:23:40,071
It's actually cerulean.

334
00:23:40,113 --> 00:23:42,324
And you're also blithely
unaware of the fact

335
00:23:42,365 --> 00:23:46,703
that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta
did a collection of cerulean gowns.

336
00:23:46,745 --> 00:23:49,247
And then I think it was Yves Saint
Laurent— wasn't it—

337
00:23:49,289 --> 00:23:51,333
who showed cerulean military jackets?

338
00:23:51,374 --> 00:23:54,002
- I think we need a jacket here.
- Mmm.

339
00:23:54,044 --> 00:23:55,420
And then cerulean quickly showed up

340
00:23:55,462 --> 00:23:57,839
in the collections
of eight different designers.

341
00:23:57,881 --> 00:24:01,134
And then it, uh, filtered down
through the department stores

342
00:24:01,176 --> 00:24:05,305
and then trickled on down
into some tragic Casual Corner,

343
00:24:05,347 --> 00:24:08,558
where you, no doubt,
fished it out of some clearance bin.

344
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:13,396
However, that blue represents millions
of dollars and countless jobs,

345
00:24:13,438 --> 00:24:16,942
and it's sort of comical how you think
that you've made a choice

346
00:24:16,983 --> 00:24:18,944
that exempts you
from the fashion industry,

347
00:24:18,985 --> 00:24:21,530
when, in fact,
you're wearing a sweater

348
00:24:21,571 --> 00:24:25,408
that was selected for you
by the people in this room,

349
00:24:25,450 --> 00:24:27,202
from a pile of stuff.

350
00:24:28,495 --> 00:24:31,122
So then I said,
"No, I couldn't see the difference

351
00:24:31,164 --> 00:24:33,583
between the two
absolutely identical belts,"

352
00:24:33,625 --> 00:24:35,585
and you should have seen
the look she gave me!

353
00:24:35,627 --> 00:24:37,837
I thought the flesh was
gonna melt off her face.

354
00:24:37,879 --> 00:24:40,507
- (chuckles)
- It's not funny.

355
00:24:40,549 --> 00:24:44,678
She's not happy unless everyone around
her is panicked, nauseous or suicidal.

356
00:24:44,719 --> 00:24:47,847
And the Clackers just worship her.

357
00:24:47,889 --> 00:24:49,849
- The who?
- They call them Clackers.

358
00:24:49,891 --> 00:24:53,186
The sound that their stilettos
make in the marble lobby.

359
00:24:53,228 --> 00:24:55,063
It's like,
"Clack, clack, clack. Clack, clack."

360
00:24:55,105 --> 00:24:59,109
(groans) And they all act like
they're curing cancer or something.

361
00:24:59,150 --> 00:25:02,821
(chuckling)
The amount of time and energy

362
00:25:02,862 --> 00:25:05,615
that these people spend
on these insignificant,

363
00:25:05,657 --> 00:25:07,325
minute details, and for what?

364
00:25:07,367 --> 00:25:11,037
So that tomorrow they can spend
another $300,000 reshooting something

365
00:25:11,079 --> 00:25:15,792
that was probably fine to begin with
to sell people things they don't need!

366
00:25:15,834 --> 00:25:17,085
God!

367
00:25:19,254 --> 00:25:22,465
- I'm not even hungry anymore.
- What?

368
00:25:22,507 --> 00:25:25,552
- That is why those girls are so skinny.
- Oh. No, no, no.

369
00:25:25,594 --> 00:25:28,138
Give me that. There's, like,
eight dollars of Jarlsberg in there.

370
00:25:28,179 --> 00:25:30,974
(sighs) You know what?

371
00:25:32,851 --> 00:25:35,395
I just have to stick it out for a year.
One year.

372
00:25:35,437 --> 00:25:38,231
And then I can do what I
came to New York to do.

373
00:25:38,273 --> 00:25:40,358
But I can't let Miranda get to me.

374
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,402
- I won't.
- Easy there, tiger.

375
00:25:45,155 --> 00:25:48,033
- Oh, good morning, Miranda.
- Get me Isaac.

376
00:25:50,243 --> 00:25:52,996
I don't see my breakfast here.
Are my eggs here? Where are my eggs?

377
00:25:53,038 --> 00:25:54,789
Excuse me!

378
00:25:54,831 --> 00:25:57,917
Pick up the Polaroids
from the lingerie shoot.

379
00:25:57,959 --> 00:26:01,546
Have the brakes checked on my car.

380
00:26:04,007 --> 00:26:07,260
Where's that piece of paper
I had in my hand yesterday morning?

381
00:26:07,302 --> 00:26:12,307
The girls need new surfboards or Boogie
boards or something for Spring Break.

382
00:26:12,349 --> 00:26:15,685
- Hello.
- The twins also need flip-flops.

383
00:26:16,853 --> 00:26:18,647
- Ow!
- Oh, my gosh!

384
00:26:18,688 --> 00:26:22,776
Pick up my shoes from Blahnik,
and then go get Patricia.

385
00:26:22,817 --> 00:26:25,695
- Who's that?
- Good girl! Good girl! Good girl!

386
00:26:25,737 --> 00:26:29,574
Get me that little table that I liked
at that store on Madison.

387
00:26:29,616 --> 00:26:32,786
Get us a reservation for dinner tonight
at that place that got the good review.

388
00:26:32,827 --> 00:26:34,829
- Get me Isaac.
- Thank-you notes delivered today.

389
00:26:34,871 --> 00:26:36,581
- Where is everyone?
- Why is no one working?

390
00:26:40,502 --> 00:26:42,170
Get me Demarchelier.

391
00:26:49,135 --> 00:26:51,513
I have Miranda Priestly calling for—
Okay.

392
00:26:53,473 --> 00:26:54,891
I have Patrick.

393
00:27:00,188 --> 00:27:03,316
(sighs) Thank God
it's Friday, right?

394
00:27:03,358 --> 00:27:07,404
At least Miranda will be in Miami, so we
don't have to be on call this weekend.

395
00:27:07,445 --> 00:27:10,031
You know, my dad's
coming in from Ohio.

396
00:27:10,073 --> 00:27:12,742
Yeah, we're gonna go out to dinner,
maybe see Chicago.

397
00:27:12,784 --> 00:27:14,953
You doing anything fun this weekend?

398
00:27:16,079 --> 00:27:17,414
Yes.

399
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:23,336
Yeah, Nate said it was great.

400
00:27:23,378 --> 00:27:26,506
He actually— He applied here, but they
wanted someone with more experience.

401
00:27:26,548 --> 00:27:29,300
- Here.
- Huh? What's this?

402
00:27:29,342 --> 00:27:31,261
I don't want you to get behind
on your rent.

403
00:27:32,095 --> 00:27:35,140
- Dad, how did you—
- It's—

404
00:27:36,141 --> 00:27:38,435
I'm gonna kill Mom.
(chuckles)

405
00:27:38,476 --> 00:27:40,228
Dad, thank you.

406
00:27:40,270 --> 00:27:41,521
Mm-hmm.

407
00:27:45,233 --> 00:27:47,777
- It's really good to see you.
- You too, honey.

408
00:27:49,487 --> 00:27:53,742
So, you want to start grilling me now,
or should we wait till after dinner?

409
00:27:53,783 --> 00:27:56,119
I thought I'd let you at least enjoy
the bread basket first.

410
00:27:56,995 --> 00:27:58,955
No, no, no. It's okay.
Go right ahead.

411
00:27:58,997 --> 00:28:01,416
We're just a little worried, honey.

412
00:28:01,458 --> 00:28:04,210
We get e-mails
from you at your office at 2:00 a.m.

413
00:28:04,252 --> 00:28:06,880
Your pay is terrible.
You don't get to write anything.

414
00:28:06,921 --> 00:28:08,965
Hey, that's not fair.

415
00:28:09,007 --> 00:28:10,425
I wrote those e-mails.

416
00:28:11,676 --> 00:28:15,013
I'm just trying to understand why someone
who got accepted to Stanford Law

417
00:28:15,054 --> 00:28:18,933
turns it down to be a journalist,
and now you're not even doing that.

418
00:28:18,975 --> 00:28:22,103
Dad, you have to trust me.

419
00:28:22,145 --> 00:28:24,981
Being Miranda's assistant
opens a lot of doors.

420
00:28:25,023 --> 00:28:28,693
Emily is going to Paris with Miranda
in a few months,

421
00:28:28,735 --> 00:28:32,447
and she's gonna meet editors and writers
from every important magazine.

422
00:28:32,489 --> 00:28:34,616
And in a year, that could be me.

423
00:28:35,742 --> 00:28:37,243
- All right?
- Mm-hmm.

424
00:28:37,285 --> 00:28:39,954
Dad, I swear, this is my break.

425
00:28:39,996 --> 00:28:42,582
- This is my— my chance.
- (cell phone ringing)

426
00:28:42,624 --> 00:28:44,584
This is... my boss.

427
00:28:47,295 --> 00:28:49,923
- I'm sorry, Dad. I have to take this.
- Take it. Take it.

428
00:28:49,964 --> 00:28:53,885
- Hello. Miranda?
- My flight has been canceled.

429
00:28:53,927 --> 00:28:56,805
It's some absurd weather problem.

430
00:28:56,846 --> 00:29:00,099
I need to get home tonight. The twins
have a recital tomorrow morning at school.

431
00:29:00,141 --> 00:29:02,435
- What?
- At school!

432
00:29:02,477 --> 00:29:04,938
- Absolutely. Let me see what I can do.
- Oh, good.

433
00:29:04,979 --> 00:29:07,941
Hi. Um, I know this
is totally last minute,

434
00:29:07,982 --> 00:29:10,819
but I was hoping that you could maybe
get a flight for my boss

435
00:29:10,860 --> 00:29:12,821
from Miami to New York tonight?

436
00:29:12,862 --> 00:29:15,031
Uh—

437
00:29:15,073 --> 00:29:17,534
Yeah, any kind of jet.

438
00:29:17,575 --> 00:29:19,410
- From Miami to New York.
- Thank you.

439
00:29:19,452 --> 00:29:21,371
- Yup, I need it tonight. I need it—
- Ow!

440
00:29:21,412 --> 00:29:23,289
- I thought you were going out the other—
- Sweetie! No.

441
00:29:23,331 --> 00:29:25,458
- It's over here, honey.
- Tonight.

442
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:28,127
Hi. I'm trying to get
a flight tonight— for tonight—

443
00:29:28,169 --> 00:29:30,213
from Miami to New York.

444
00:29:30,255 --> 00:29:32,423
Yes, I know there's a hurricane.

445
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,553
Nothing is flying out?
What do you mean, nothing is flying out?

446
00:29:36,594 --> 00:29:38,054
It's for Miranda Priestly, and I know that

447
00:29:38,096 --> 00:29:40,139
she's a client of yours,
she's flown with you before.

448
00:29:40,181 --> 00:29:44,227
Yes. Yes, hi. I need a jet tonight
from Miami to New York.

449
00:29:44,269 --> 00:29:48,398
- Yeah. Sorry. Hold on.
- Hello? Miranda, hi.

450
00:29:48,439 --> 00:29:52,068
I'm trying to get you a flight, but no one
is flying out because of the weather.

451
00:29:52,110 --> 00:29:55,071
Please. It's just—
I don't know— drizzling.

452
00:29:55,113 --> 00:29:57,448
- (thunderclap)
- Someone must be getting out.

453
00:29:57,490 --> 00:29:59,868
Call Donatella. Get her jet.

454
00:29:59,909 --> 00:30:02,412
Call everybody else that we know
that has a jet. Irv?

455
00:30:02,453 --> 00:30:05,164
Call every— This is your responsibi—
This is your job.

456
00:30:05,206 --> 00:30:07,208
Get me home.

457
00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:08,710
Oh, my God!

458
00:30:08,751 --> 00:30:10,920
- She's going to murder me.
- What does she want you to do,

459
00:30:10,962 --> 00:30:13,590
call the National Guard
and have her airlifted out of there?

460
00:30:13,631 --> 00:30:15,884
Of course not.
Could I do that?

461
00:30:15,925 --> 00:30:18,303
Come on. Come on.

462
00:30:19,262 --> 00:30:22,557
The girls' recital
was absolutely wonderful.

463
00:30:22,599 --> 00:30:24,976
They played Rachmaninoff.
Everyone loved it.

464
00:30:25,018 --> 00:30:27,228
Everyone except me,

465
00:30:27,270 --> 00:30:31,441
because, sadly, I was not there.

466
00:30:32,233 --> 00:30:34,193
Miranda, I'm so sorry.

467
00:30:34,235 --> 00:30:35,945
Do you know why I hired you?

468
00:30:36,779 --> 00:30:39,032
I always hire the same girl—

469
00:30:39,073 --> 00:30:42,744
stylish, slender, of course,

470
00:30:42,785 --> 00:30:44,621
worships the magazine.

471
00:30:44,662 --> 00:30:46,456
But so often, they turn out to be—

472
00:30:47,999 --> 00:30:50,335
I don't know—
disappointing and, um...

473
00:30:52,045 --> 00:30:53,379
stupid.

474
00:30:54,047 --> 00:30:58,509
So you, with that
impressive resume

475
00:30:58,551 --> 00:31:01,596
and the big speech about
your so-called work ethic—

476
00:31:01,638 --> 00:31:04,682
I, um— I thought you
would be different.

477
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,477
I said to myself, go ahead.

478
00:31:08,686 --> 00:31:09,896
Take a chance.

479
00:31:09,938 --> 00:31:13,483
Hire the smart, fat girl.

480
00:31:13,524 --> 00:31:16,194
(clears throat)
I had hope.

481
00:31:17,528 --> 00:31:19,781
My God. I live on it.

482
00:31:20,949 --> 00:31:23,576
Anyway, you ended up
disappointing me more than, um—

483
00:31:25,787 --> 00:31:28,081
more than any
of the other silly girls.

484
00:31:29,999 --> 00:31:34,629
Um, I really did everything
I could think of.

485
00:31:34,671 --> 00:31:36,255
- Uh—
- That's all.

486
00:31:46,474 --> 00:31:49,060
Excuse me!
Where do you think you're going?

487
00:32:07,870 --> 00:32:09,539
She hates me, Nigel.

488
00:32:11,332 --> 00:32:13,459
And that's my problem because—

489
00:32:13,501 --> 00:32:15,795
Oh, wait.
No, it's not my problem.

490
00:32:15,837 --> 00:32:17,171
I don't know what else I can do

491
00:32:17,213 --> 00:32:20,299
because if I do something right,
it's unacknowledged.

492
00:32:20,341 --> 00:32:21,884
She doesn't even say thank you.

493
00:32:21,926 --> 00:32:26,389
But if I do something wrong,
she is vicious.

494
00:32:27,432 --> 00:32:31,144
- So quit.
- What?

495
00:32:31,185 --> 00:32:33,438
- Quit.
- Quit?

496
00:32:33,479 --> 00:32:35,773
I can get another girl to take
your job in five minutes—

497
00:32:35,815 --> 00:32:38,067
one who really wants it.

498
00:32:38,109 --> 00:32:40,695
No, I don't want to quit.
That's not fair.

499
00:32:40,737 --> 00:32:45,033
But, you know, I'm just saying that
I would just like a little credit

500
00:32:45,074 --> 00:32:47,702
for the fact that I'm
killing myself trying.

501
00:32:47,744 --> 00:32:50,038
Andy, be serious.

502
00:32:50,079 --> 00:32:51,789
You are not trying.

503
00:32:52,790 --> 00:32:54,667
- You are whining.
- I...

504
00:32:56,794 --> 00:32:58,421
What is it that you want me
to say to you, huh?

505
00:32:58,463 --> 00:33:00,423
Do you want me to say,
"Poor you.

506
00:33:00,465 --> 00:33:03,342
Miranda's picking on you.
Poor you. Poor Andy"?

507
00:33:03,384 --> 00:33:05,928
Hmm? Wake up, six.

508
00:33:05,970 --> 00:33:08,556
She's just doing her job.

509
00:33:08,598 --> 00:33:10,933
Don't you know that you
are working at the place

510
00:33:10,975 --> 00:33:13,519
that published some
of the greatest artists of the century?

511
00:33:13,561 --> 00:33:16,981
Halston, Lagerfeld, de la Renta.

512
00:33:17,023 --> 00:33:20,485
And what they did, what they created,

513
00:33:20,526 --> 00:33:24,447
was greater than art
because you live your life in it.

514
00:33:26,199 --> 00:33:29,077
Well, not you, obviously,
but some people.

515
00:33:29,952 --> 00:33:32,663
You think this is just a magazine, hmm?

516
00:33:32,705 --> 00:33:34,832
This is not just a magazine.

517
00:33:34,874 --> 00:33:38,002
This is a shining
beacon of hope for—

518
00:33:39,629 --> 00:33:41,464
oh, I don't know—

519
00:33:41,506 --> 00:33:44,258
let's say a young boy growing up
in Rhode Island with six brothers,

520
00:33:44,300 --> 00:33:47,470
pretending to go to soccer practice when
he was really going to sewing class

521
00:33:47,512 --> 00:33:50,181
and reading Runway under the covers
at night with a flashlight.

522
00:33:51,224 --> 00:33:53,643
You have no idea how many legends
have walked these halls.

523
00:33:53,684 --> 00:33:56,062
And what's worse, you don't care.

524
00:33:56,104 --> 00:34:00,066
Because this place,
where so many people would die to work,

525
00:34:00,108 --> 00:34:01,984
you only deign to work.

526
00:34:03,277 --> 00:34:06,823
And you want to know why
she doesn't kiss you on the forehead

527
00:34:06,864 --> 00:34:11,077
and give you a gold star
on your homework at the end of the day.

528
00:34:13,037 --> 00:34:14,497
Wake up, sweetheart.

529
00:34:21,921 --> 00:34:24,382
- Okay. So I'm screwing it up.
- Mmm.

530
00:34:25,299 --> 00:34:26,801
I don't want to.

531
00:34:26,843 --> 00:34:29,262
I just wish that I knew
what I could do to—

532
00:34:34,684 --> 00:34:37,019
- (sighs) Nigel?
- Hmm?

533
00:34:37,061 --> 00:34:39,313
Nigel, Nigel.

534
00:34:41,607 --> 00:34:42,817
No.

535
00:34:42,859 --> 00:34:45,236
I don't know what you expect me to do.

536
00:34:46,028 --> 00:34:48,656
There's nothing in this whole closet
that'll fit a size six.

537
00:34:48,698 --> 00:34:49,824
I can guarantee you.

538
00:34:52,451 --> 00:34:55,913
These are all sample sizes—
two and four.

539
00:34:55,955 --> 00:34:58,749
All right. We're doing
this for you.

540
00:34:58,791 --> 00:35:00,251
- And—
- A poncho?

541
00:35:00,293 --> 00:35:02,920
You'll take what I give you
and you'll like it.

542
00:35:02,962 --> 00:35:05,840
- We're doing this Dolce for you.
- Hmm!

543
00:35:05,882 --> 00:35:08,342
And shoes.

544
00:35:09,218 --> 00:35:12,138
- Jimmy Choo's.
- Hmm.

545
00:35:12,180 --> 00:35:14,640
- Manolo Blahnik.
- Wow.

546
00:35:15,349 --> 00:35:17,560
Nancy Gonzalez.
Love that.

547
00:35:17,602 --> 00:35:20,438
Okay, Narciso Rodriguez.
This we love.

548
00:35:20,479 --> 00:35:24,275
- Uh, it might fit. It might.
- What?

549
00:35:24,317 --> 00:35:27,028
Okay. Now, Chanel. You're
in desperate need of Chanel.

550
00:35:27,069 --> 00:35:28,321
Darling, shall we?

551
00:35:28,362 --> 00:35:29,864
We have to get to the
beauty department,

552
00:35:29,906 --> 00:35:32,283
and God knows how long
that's going to take.

553
00:35:33,743 --> 00:35:36,495
I mean, I have no idea
why Miranda hired her.

554
00:35:36,537 --> 00:35:38,122
Me neither.

555
00:35:38,164 --> 00:35:39,999
The other day, we were
in the beauty department.

556
00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:43,461
She held up the Shu Uemura eyelash
curler and said, "What is this?"

557
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,633
I just knew from
the moment I saw her,

558
00:35:48,674 --> 00:35:51,636
she was going to be
a complete and utter disas—

559
00:36:00,853 --> 00:36:04,023
- (phone rings)
- Miranda Priestly's office.

560
00:36:04,065 --> 00:36:07,526
No, actually, she's not available,
but I'll leave word.

561
00:36:07,568 --> 00:36:08,986
Okay, thanks. Bye.

562
00:36:11,447 --> 00:36:13,199
How did— (scoffs)

563
00:36:14,909 --> 00:36:17,036
- Are you wearing the—
- The Chanel boots?

564
00:36:17,078 --> 00:36:18,371
Yeah, I am.

565
00:36:20,498 --> 00:36:21,666
You look good.

566
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,586
- Oh, God.
- What?

567
00:36:27,588 --> 00:36:29,966
- She does.
- Oh, shut up, Serena.

568
00:36:32,927 --> 00:36:35,513
- See you guys tomorrow.
- Good night, man. Take it easy.

569
00:36:35,554 --> 00:36:37,556
Take care of that finger, huh?

570
00:36:54,949 --> 00:36:59,203
So, what do you think?

571
00:36:59,245 --> 00:37:03,291
Uh, I think we better
get out of here

572
00:37:03,332 --> 00:37:05,293
before my girlfriend sees me.

573
00:37:55,843 --> 00:37:58,346
Mm-hmm. We're gonna
use the burgundy.

574
00:38:10,149 --> 00:38:13,694
So we spent a whole semester
on potatoes alone.

575
00:38:13,736 --> 00:38:15,613
You take the fry and squeeze it.

576
00:38:15,654 --> 00:38:18,741
- See how firm that is?
- Hey. Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late.

577
00:38:19,867 --> 00:38:22,244
There was a crisis
in the accessories department.

578
00:38:22,286 --> 00:38:25,373
- I needed to find a python headband.
- Python's hot right now.

579
00:38:25,414 --> 00:38:29,168
I have exciting presents for all of you.

580
00:38:29,210 --> 00:38:30,294
Are you ready?

581
00:38:32,004 --> 00:38:35,633
- What is that?
- It's a Bang & Olufsen phone.

582
00:38:35,674 --> 00:38:38,344
Charlie Rose sent it
to Miranda for her birthday.

583
00:38:38,386 --> 00:38:41,722
I looked it up on line. It's $1,100.

584
00:38:41,764 --> 00:38:43,516
- What?
- Wow!

585
00:38:43,557 --> 00:38:46,894
And I have some products.
Mason Pearson hairbrushes.

586
00:38:46,936 --> 00:38:49,313
- A little Clinique.
- Ooh!

587
00:38:49,355 --> 00:38:52,942
- Oh, damn it. I love your job.
- Oh! One more.

588
00:38:52,983 --> 00:38:56,112
- A little thing.
- (gasps)

589
00:38:56,153 --> 00:38:59,115
- Do you want it? You want— Oh.
- Gimme! Gimme, gimme, gimme!

590
00:38:59,156 --> 00:39:02,034
- I think she likes it.
- Oh, my God! This is the new Marc Jacobs!

591
00:39:02,076 --> 00:39:04,703
This is sold out everywhere.
Where did you get this?

592
00:39:04,745 --> 00:39:07,206
Miranda didn't want it, so—

593
00:39:07,248 --> 00:39:09,708
No, no, no, no, no.
This bag is, like, $1,900.

594
00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:13,754
- I cannot take this from you. (cackles)
- Yeah, you can.

595
00:39:13,796 --> 00:39:16,757
- Why do women need so many bags?
- Shut up.

596
00:39:16,799 --> 00:39:19,677
You have one. You put all your junk in it,
and that's it. You're done.

597
00:39:19,718 --> 00:39:21,720
Fashion is not about utility.

598
00:39:21,762 --> 00:39:24,807
An accessory is merely
a piece of iconography

599
00:39:24,849 --> 00:39:26,892
used to express individual identity.

600
00:39:26,934 --> 00:39:30,396
- Oh! And it's pretty.
- That too.

601
00:39:30,438 --> 00:39:32,231
Yeah. But the thing is,
it turns out

602
00:39:32,273 --> 00:39:34,150
there is more to Runway
than just fancy purses.

603
00:39:34,191 --> 00:39:38,237
Look, here's an essay by Jay Mclnerney,
a piece by Joan Didion.

604
00:39:38,279 --> 00:39:41,449
Even an interview
with Christiane Amanpour.

605
00:39:41,490 --> 00:39:43,409
Looks like someone's
been drinking the Kool-Aid.

606
00:39:43,451 --> 00:39:46,579
- What are you—
- (cell phone ringing)

607
00:39:46,620 --> 00:39:47,997
I got it. It's—

608
00:39:48,038 --> 00:39:49,790
- Yup, the Dragon Lady.
- Oh, Miranda?

609
00:39:49,832 --> 00:39:51,125
- Let me talk to her.
- I need that.

610
00:39:51,167 --> 00:39:52,543
I'll tell her to get
her own scrambled eggs.

611
00:39:52,585 --> 00:39:56,380
Lily, no, no, no! Put that thing up!
I was gonna answer it!

612
00:39:56,422 --> 00:39:59,133
It's gonna make—
Give me the... phone.

613
00:40:01,427 --> 00:40:04,472
- (laughs)
- Hi, Miranda.

614
00:40:04,513 --> 00:40:07,600
Ooh. Shh. Absolutely.

615
00:40:07,641 --> 00:40:10,811
- Shh!
- Uh-huh. I'm leaving right now.

616
00:40:10,853 --> 00:40:15,983
You know, you guys
didn't have to be such assholes.

617
00:40:46,972 --> 00:40:49,141
Um, excuse me.

618
00:40:49,183 --> 00:40:50,768
I'm looking for James Holt.

619
00:40:51,810 --> 00:40:54,355
Um, that's him
right there.

620
00:40:54,396 --> 00:40:57,274
- Oh. Thanks.
- No problem.

621
00:40:57,316 --> 00:40:58,692
- I put my stuff out there,
- Really?

622
00:40:58,734 --> 00:41:00,069
and I pray they improve.

623
00:41:00,110 --> 00:41:02,279
- Excuse me.
- Hi.

624
00:41:02,321 --> 00:41:05,115
I'm Andy. I'm picking up
for Miranda Priestly.

625
00:41:05,157 --> 00:41:07,868
Oh, yes.
You must be the new Emily.

626
00:41:07,910 --> 00:41:10,538
- (chuckling)
- Nice to meet you.

627
00:41:10,579 --> 00:41:12,164
Oh, let me see that bag.

628
00:41:12,206 --> 00:41:14,208
- Ah.
- Very, very nice.

629
00:41:14,250 --> 00:41:17,711
Distressed, studded leather, pieced
by hand, finished with a metallic fringe.

630
00:41:17,753 --> 00:41:20,798
(clicks tongue) Very nice, indeed.
Who made that fantastic thing?

631
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:22,925
You.

632
00:41:22,967 --> 00:41:24,885
Hmm. Duh.

633
00:41:25,844 --> 00:41:27,096
This way.

634
00:41:29,765 --> 00:41:32,142
Uh, here we go.

635
00:41:32,184 --> 00:41:33,852
It's a sketch of Miranda's dress
for the benefit.

636
00:41:33,894 --> 00:41:35,771
Also the centerpiece
of my spring collection.

637
00:41:35,813 --> 00:41:37,356
(whispers) Top secret stuff.

638
00:41:37,398 --> 00:41:39,692
- I'll guard it with my life.
- Please do.

639
00:41:39,733 --> 00:41:41,569
Come on. You're working
for Miranda Priestly now.

640
00:41:41,610 --> 00:41:43,112
You must be in desperate need
of hard liquor.

641
00:41:46,949 --> 00:41:48,367
Excuse us, girls.

642
00:41:49,118 --> 00:41:50,452
She'll have the punch.

643
00:41:54,373 --> 00:41:56,834
It's deadly. Have fun.

644
00:42:02,256 --> 00:42:04,925
- He's right, you know.
- Hmm?

645
00:42:04,967 --> 00:42:07,886
The punch.
I drank it at James's last party.

646
00:42:07,928 --> 00:42:11,724
I woke up in Hoboken wearing nothing
but a poncho and a cowboy hat.

647
00:42:15,185 --> 00:42:17,354
- Wise.
- (chuckling)

648
00:42:17,396 --> 00:42:19,982
- Uh, hi.
- Christian Thompson.

649
00:42:21,734 --> 00:42:24,236
Christian Thompson?
You're kidding.

650
00:42:24,278 --> 00:42:27,990
No, you're— You write for, like,
every magazine I love.

651
00:42:28,032 --> 00:42:31,577
I actually— I reviewed your collection
of essays for my college newspaper.

652
00:42:31,619 --> 00:42:33,495
Did you mention my good looks
and my killer charm?

653
00:42:35,039 --> 00:42:36,999
- No, but—
- What do you do?

654
00:42:37,750 --> 00:42:41,545
Oh. Well, I want to work
for somewhere

655
00:42:41,587 --> 00:42:43,380
like The New Yorker
or Vanity Fair.

656
00:42:43,422 --> 00:42:45,424
- I am a writer too.
- Is that right?

657
00:42:45,466 --> 00:42:46,759
- Mm-hmm.
- I should read your stuff.

658
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,844
- Why don't you send it over?
- Yeah?

659
00:42:50,596 --> 00:42:54,099
That would be— Thank you.
That would be great. (giggling)

660
00:42:54,141 --> 00:42:57,603
But actually, right now, I'm working
as Miranda Priestly's assistant.

661
00:42:57,645 --> 00:43:00,105
Oh, you're kidding.
Well, that's too bad.

662
00:43:00,147 --> 00:43:03,692
That's— Whoa.
You'll never survive Miranda.

663
00:43:05,653 --> 00:43:09,156
- Excuse me?
- Well, you seem nice, smart.

664
00:43:09,198 --> 00:43:11,033
You can't do that job.

665
00:43:13,744 --> 00:43:15,245
Gotta go.

666
00:43:15,287 --> 00:43:16,580
Okay.

667
00:43:16,622 --> 00:43:20,834
Well, it was very, very nice
to meet you, Miranda girl.

668
00:43:35,599 --> 00:43:36,850
Emily?

669
00:43:46,110 --> 00:43:47,486
Call James Holt's office.

670
00:43:47,528 --> 00:43:49,947
Tell them I want to move the
preview up to today at 12:30.

671
00:43:49,988 --> 00:43:53,200
Tell everybody else.
Be ready to leave in half an hour.

672
00:43:53,242 --> 00:43:57,538
But we're not expected until Tuesday.
Did she say why?

673
00:43:57,579 --> 00:44:00,332
Yes. Yeah, she explained every detail
of her decision making.

674
00:44:00,374 --> 00:44:03,168
And then we brushed each other's hair
and gabbed about American Idol.

675
00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:04,920
I see your point.

676
00:44:04,962 --> 00:44:08,006
What's a preview anyway?
- Good morning, Miranda.

677
00:44:08,048 --> 00:44:09,842
Miranda insists upon seeing

678
00:44:09,883 --> 00:44:12,636
all the designers' collections
before they show them.

679
00:44:12,678 --> 00:44:14,471
- Great to see you.
- Hello, James.

680
00:44:14,513 --> 00:44:17,558
And she tells them what she thinks?
In her way.

681
00:44:17,599 --> 00:44:21,145
Uh, this season really began for me
with a meditation

682
00:44:21,186 --> 00:44:23,897
on the intersection between East and West.

683
00:44:23,939 --> 00:44:27,484
There's a scale.
One nod is good. Two nods is very good.

684
00:44:27,526 --> 00:44:29,945
There's only been one actual
smile on record,

685
00:44:29,987 --> 00:44:31,739
and that was Tom Ford in 2001.

686
00:44:31,780 --> 00:44:33,031
An obi belt.

687
00:44:33,073 --> 00:44:35,075
She doesn't like it,
she shakes her head.

688
00:44:35,117 --> 00:44:39,872
This is the dress that we have designed
specifically and exclusively for you.

689
00:44:39,913 --> 00:44:42,666
Then, of course,
there's the pursing of the lips.

690
00:44:42,708 --> 00:44:43,876
Which means?

691
00:44:48,714 --> 00:44:50,841
Catastrophe.

692
00:44:50,883 --> 00:44:54,178
(whispers) Just, uh— Just go.

693
00:44:54,219 --> 00:44:57,848
- I just don't understand. I'm appalled.
- It's absurd. Appalled.

694
00:44:57,890 --> 00:44:59,683
- You deal with it.
- I'll talk to him.

695
00:45:00,684 --> 00:45:04,480
So because she pursed her lips,
he's gonna change his entire collection?

696
00:45:04,521 --> 00:45:06,565
You still don't get it, do you?

697
00:45:06,607 --> 00:45:09,067
Her opinion is the only one that matters.

698
00:45:11,653 --> 00:45:14,698
- Call my husband and confirm dinner.
- At Pastis? Done.

699
00:45:14,740 --> 00:45:16,909
And I'll need a change of clothes.

700
00:45:16,950 --> 00:45:19,620
Well, I've already messengered
your outfit over to the shoot.

701
00:45:22,039 --> 00:45:26,668
Fine. And, Andrea, I would like you
to deliver the Book to my home tonight.

702
00:45:26,710 --> 00:45:28,754
- Have Emily give you the key.
- Mm-hmm.

703
00:45:31,173 --> 00:45:33,717
- Guard this with your life.
- Of course.

704
00:45:36,011 --> 00:45:37,930
You know, if I can deliver the Book,

705
00:45:37,971 --> 00:45:39,807
that means I must have
done something right.

706
00:45:39,848 --> 00:45:41,266
I'm not a psycho.

707
00:45:41,975 --> 00:45:43,769
Oh, and, you know,
she called me Andrea?

708
00:45:43,811 --> 00:45:47,231
I mean, she didn't call me Emily,
which is— Isn't that great?

709
00:45:47,272 --> 00:45:49,733
Yeah, whoopee. Right.

710
00:45:51,944 --> 00:45:56,073
Now, it's very important that you do
exactly what I'm about to tell you.

711
00:45:56,114 --> 00:45:58,116
Oh. Okay.

712
00:45:58,158 --> 00:46:01,328
The Book is assembled
by 10:00, 10:30,

713
00:46:01,370 --> 00:46:03,747
and you must wait around
for it until then.

714
00:46:04,957 --> 00:46:08,585
You will be delivering
Miranda's dry cleaning with the Book.

715
00:46:11,004 --> 00:46:13,882
Now, the car will take you
straight to Miranda's townhouse.

716
00:46:14,675 --> 00:46:16,468
You let yourself in.

717
00:46:19,096 --> 00:46:22,683
Andrea. You do not talk to anyone.

718
00:46:22,724 --> 00:46:25,018
Do not look at anyone.

719
00:46:25,060 --> 00:46:27,604
This is of the utmost importance.
You must be invisible.

720
00:46:27,646 --> 00:46:30,148
- Do you understand?
- Uh-huh.

721
00:46:30,190 --> 00:46:33,652
You open the door
and you walk across the foyer.

722
00:46:33,694 --> 00:46:38,115
You hang the dry cleaning
in the closet across from the staircase.

723
00:46:44,746 --> 00:46:45,831
Uh—

724
00:46:45,873 --> 00:46:49,001
And you leave the Book
on the table with the flowers.

725
00:46:55,549 --> 00:46:58,886
- Shit!
It's that door to the left.

726
00:47:03,181 --> 00:47:04,808
Okay.

727
00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:13,317
(whispers) Thank you.

728
00:47:15,319 --> 00:47:19,323
- You can give the Book to us.
- Shh. Which— Which table?

729
00:47:19,364 --> 00:47:22,075
- It's okay. Come on up.
- No, I can't. I can't.

730
00:47:22,117 --> 00:47:23,243
- What? It's okay.
- Come on.

731
00:47:23,285 --> 00:47:25,537
- Yeah, come on. It's okay.
- Please stop talking.

732
00:47:26,830 --> 00:47:30,417
Or you can bring the Book upstairs.
Emily does it all the time.

733
00:47:30,459 --> 00:47:34,546
She does? Right.
She does, all the time.

734
00:47:34,588 --> 00:47:36,590
Yeah? Okay.

735
00:47:44,348 --> 00:47:47,559
What did you expect me to do,
walk out in the middle of a cover shoot?

736
00:47:47,601 --> 00:47:49,561
I rushed out of
an investment committee meeting,

737
00:47:49,603 --> 00:47:51,563
and I sat there waiting
for you for almost an hour.

738
00:47:51,605 --> 00:47:53,357
I told you the cell phones didn't work.

739
00:47:53,398 --> 00:47:55,067
Nobody could get a signal out.

740
00:47:55,108 --> 00:47:57,152
I knew what everyone in
that restaurant was thinking—

741
00:47:57,194 --> 00:47:59,446
there he is, waiting for her again.

742
00:48:25,055 --> 00:48:27,182
- Okay, okay! Okay, okay.
- Oh, no. Shh!

743
00:48:27,224 --> 00:48:29,476
It really wasn't that big a deal.
I promise.

744
00:48:29,518 --> 00:48:31,770
The twins said hello,
so I said hello back.

745
00:48:31,812 --> 00:48:33,814
Then I went up the stairs
to give her the Book and—

746
00:48:33,855 --> 00:48:36,233
You went upstairs?
You went upstairs.

747
00:48:36,274 --> 00:48:37,943
Oh, my God. Why didn't you just

748
00:48:37,985 --> 00:48:40,112
climb into bed with her and ask
for a bedtime story?

749
00:48:40,153 --> 00:48:41,863
Okay, I made a mistake.
I know.

750
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:44,992
Andrea, you don't understand.

751
00:48:45,033 --> 00:48:48,120
If you get fired,
that might jeopardize Paris for me.

752
00:48:48,161 --> 00:48:49,997
If that happens, I will search
every Blimpie's

753
00:48:50,038 --> 00:48:51,999
in the tristate area
until I track you down.

754
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:53,291
She's gonna fire me?

755
00:48:54,167 --> 00:48:57,129
I don't know.
She's not happy.

756
00:48:57,170 --> 00:48:58,755
Andrea?

757
00:49:10,183 --> 00:49:11,852
Miranda, about last night, I—

758
00:49:11,893 --> 00:49:14,521
I need the new
Harry Potter book for the twins.

759
00:49:14,563 --> 00:49:18,025
Okay. Okay. I'll go down
to Barnes & Noble right now.

760
00:49:18,066 --> 00:49:21,111
Did you fall down and smack
your little head on the pavement?

761
00:49:23,822 --> 00:49:25,198
Not that I can recall.

762
00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:27,075
We have all the published
Harry Potter books.

763
00:49:27,117 --> 00:49:28,744
The twins want to know what happens next.

764
00:49:30,912 --> 00:49:33,123
You want the unpublished manuscript?

765
00:49:33,165 --> 00:49:36,918
We know everyone in publishing.
It shouldn't be a problem, should it?

766
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,421
And you can do anything, right?

767
00:49:46,803 --> 00:49:49,890
Yes, Bobbsey. I know, baby.

768
00:49:49,931 --> 00:49:52,559
Mommy's working very hard
to get it for you.

769
00:49:52,601 --> 00:49:53,894
She doesn't get it.

770
00:49:53,935 --> 00:49:56,605
You know, I could call frickin'
J.K. Rowling herself.

771
00:49:56,646 --> 00:49:58,482
I'm not gonna get a copy of that book.

772
00:49:58,523 --> 00:50:00,776
My girls are leaving on the train
for their grandmother's at 4:00,

773
00:50:00,817 --> 00:50:03,361
so the book better be here
no later than 3:00.

774
00:50:03,403 --> 00:50:04,738
Of course!

775
00:50:04,780 --> 00:50:08,116
And I would like my steak
here in 15 minutes.

776
00:50:08,158 --> 00:50:10,786
No problem!
(panting)

777
00:50:10,827 --> 00:50:14,247
Okay. I have four hours
to get the impossible manuscript.

778
00:50:14,289 --> 00:50:16,875
Smith & Wollensky's
doesn't open until 11:30.

779
00:50:16,917 --> 00:50:18,627
How am I gonna get the steak?

780
00:50:19,544 --> 00:50:22,672
Okay. I will be back in 15 minutes.

781
00:50:22,714 --> 00:50:24,716
- Wish me luck!
- No. Shan't.

782
00:50:24,758 --> 00:50:28,637
Yes, yes, yes, yes. I've been on hold.
Well, it's for Miranda Priestly.

783
00:50:28,678 --> 00:50:30,680
It's very important.

784
00:50:30,722 --> 00:50:33,308
Yes, I know
it's impossible to get,

785
00:50:33,350 --> 00:50:36,728
but, well, I was wondering if you could
make the impossible possible,

786
00:50:36,770 --> 00:50:38,897
if that's at all possible.
(laughing)

787
00:50:38,939 --> 00:50:42,275
Yes, I'm calling about
the Harry Potter manuscript.

788
00:50:42,317 --> 00:50:45,403
Uh, no. Unpublished.

789
00:50:45,445 --> 00:50:46,947
Not a chance?

790
00:50:47,739 --> 00:50:49,908
Tell her that it's for Miranda Priestly.

791
00:50:49,950 --> 00:50:51,326
'Cause I think it makes a difference.

792
00:50:56,873 --> 00:50:58,834
Let me call you back.

793
00:50:58,875 --> 00:51:02,087
Hi, you probably don't remember me.
We met at James Holt's party.

794
00:51:02,129 --> 00:51:03,964
I'm Miranda Priestly's assistant.

795
00:51:04,005 --> 00:51:07,217
The Harry Potter manuscript?
Oh, you're kidding.

796
00:51:07,259 --> 00:51:10,762
Uh, sorry to ask, but I'm desperate.

797
00:51:10,804 --> 00:51:14,099
Just tell her it can't be done.
You'll have to come up with a Plan "B."

798
00:51:14,141 --> 00:51:16,726
Well, this is Miranda Priestly
we're talking about.

799
00:51:16,768 --> 00:51:18,687
There is no Plan "B."
There's only Plan "A."

800
00:51:19,896 --> 00:51:22,190
Is she back? Am I fired?

801
00:51:22,232 --> 00:51:25,152
I rarely say this
to people who aren't me,

802
00:51:25,193 --> 00:51:27,904
but you have got to calm down.

803
00:51:27,946 --> 00:51:29,406
Bloody hell!

804
00:51:35,704 --> 00:51:36,913
Coat, bag.

805
00:51:39,749 --> 00:51:42,252
What's that?
Oh, I don't want that.

806
00:51:42,294 --> 00:51:44,462
I'm having lunch with Irv.
I'll be back at 3:00.

807
00:51:44,504 --> 00:51:46,965
I'd like my Starbucks waiting.

808
00:51:47,007 --> 00:51:52,137
Oh, and if you don't have
that Harry Potter book by then,

809
00:51:52,179 --> 00:51:54,222
don't even bother coming back.

810
00:52:07,402 --> 00:52:08,653
Hello.

811
00:52:09,905 --> 00:52:12,199
Quit? Are you sure?

812
00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:14,367
I failed.
She's gonna fire me anyway.

813
00:52:14,409 --> 00:52:16,828
- I might as well beat her to the punch.
- Wow.

814
00:52:16,870 --> 00:52:20,749
Andy, good for you.
Congratulations. You're free.

815
00:52:20,790 --> 00:52:23,793
- Yeah. Well, listen, I'll call you later.
- Okay.

816
00:52:23,835 --> 00:52:26,546
- (line clicks, phone rings)
- Hello.

817
00:52:26,588 --> 00:52:28,632
I'm brilliant. No, really.

818
00:52:28,673 --> 00:52:31,551
Monuments should be erected in my honor.

819
00:52:31,593 --> 00:52:33,678
- You didn't.
- Oh, yes.

820
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:35,388
A friend of a friend does the cover art,

821
00:52:35,430 --> 00:52:37,515
and she happens
to have the manuscript.

822
00:52:39,768 --> 00:52:43,605
Oh, no, 'cause that would mean
that I actually did something right.

823
00:52:43,647 --> 00:52:46,399
(chuckles)
It's just— Ugh!

824
00:52:46,441 --> 00:52:49,110
The thing is, Christian, I was just—

825
00:52:49,152 --> 00:52:50,612
Look, you want this thing,
you better hurry.

826
00:52:50,654 --> 00:52:52,614
I'll meet you at the St. Regis.

827
00:53:01,748 --> 00:53:03,166
- Excuse me.
- (horn honks)

828
00:53:14,052 --> 00:53:15,470
Welcome to the St. Regis.

829
00:53:15,512 --> 00:53:16,930
- May I assist you with anything?
- Oh. Yes.

830
00:53:16,972 --> 00:53:19,099
Uh, I'm meeting someone
at the King Cole Bar.

831
00:53:19,140 --> 00:53:20,141
Right this way.

832
00:53:22,394 --> 00:53:23,687
Hi.

833
00:53:24,479 --> 00:53:26,356
- You have one hour.
- Thank you.

834
00:53:37,117 --> 00:53:38,702
One copy.

835
00:53:38,743 --> 00:53:41,830
What are my twins
gonna do with that? Share?

836
00:53:41,871 --> 00:53:44,666
Oh, no, I made two copies...
and had them covered,

837
00:53:44,708 --> 00:53:47,377
reset and bound so that they
wouldn't look like manuscripts.

838
00:53:47,419 --> 00:53:50,630
This is an extra copy to have on file.
You know, just in case.

839
00:53:51,298 --> 00:53:54,342
Well, where are these fabulous copies?
I don't see them anywhere.

840
00:53:57,220 --> 00:54:00,432
They're with the twins,
on the train on the way to Grandma's.

841
00:54:02,726 --> 00:54:04,811
Is there anything else
I can do for you?

842
00:54:06,604 --> 00:54:10,150
Mm-mm. That's all.

843
00:54:10,650 --> 00:54:11,985
Okay.

844
00:54:27,167 --> 00:54:30,670
- Hey.
- Hey. I went to Dean & Deluca.

845
00:54:30,712 --> 00:54:33,757
Man, they charge, like,
five dollars a strawberry there.

846
00:54:33,798 --> 00:54:37,469
But I figure since you quit your job,

847
00:54:37,510 --> 00:54:39,596
we should celebrate.

848
00:54:39,637 --> 00:54:42,432
- Listen, Nate.
- Wait a minute.

849
00:54:42,474 --> 00:54:45,727
You quit your job, but you're still
working on the twins' science project?

850
00:54:48,605 --> 00:54:50,190
Well, that's big of you.

851
00:54:50,231 --> 00:54:55,528
Okay, after we talked, I realized
it doesn't make sense

852
00:54:55,570 --> 00:54:59,032
throwing away all those
months of hard work.

853
00:54:59,074 --> 00:55:01,618
I just had a moment of weakness,
that's all.

854
00:55:01,659 --> 00:55:04,954
Yeah, well, either that, or your job sucks
and your boss is a wacko.

855
00:55:07,957 --> 00:55:09,292
All right.

856
00:55:10,001 --> 00:55:11,878
Whatever. It's your job.

857
00:55:14,798 --> 00:55:16,007
Nate.

858
00:55:17,175 --> 00:55:18,635
Come on.

859
00:55:19,260 --> 00:55:21,429
I'm still the same person I was.

860
00:55:21,471 --> 00:55:23,431
I still want the same things.

861
00:55:24,474 --> 00:55:25,767
- Okay?
- Mm-hmm.

862
00:55:25,809 --> 00:55:29,270
I promise. Same Andy, better clothes.

863
00:55:29,312 --> 00:55:31,856
- (giggles)
- I like the old clothes.

864
00:55:33,733 --> 00:55:35,026
Really?

865
00:55:36,611 --> 00:55:38,655
Well, what about these necklaces?
Do you like them?

866
00:55:40,323 --> 00:55:43,993
No? And this dress,
it's new.

867
00:55:45,745 --> 00:55:46,871
Eh.

868
00:55:47,914 --> 00:55:50,458
Well, there is one
other thing that's new

869
00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:52,919
that I thought you might like.

870
00:55:52,961 --> 00:55:56,297
But, uh—
What about this?

871
00:55:58,216 --> 00:56:00,135
You don't like it.
I should better do—

872
00:56:00,176 --> 00:56:01,928
No, no, no, no.

873
00:56:21,072 --> 00:56:24,284
Is this number two look?
This is number two?

874
00:56:24,325 --> 00:56:26,244
- Hi.
- Hi. All right.

875
00:56:26,286 --> 00:56:28,079
Turn around for me, darling.

876
00:56:28,121 --> 00:56:32,375
Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it.
The piece is called "Urban Jungle," right?

877
00:56:32,417 --> 00:56:36,754
Yes, the modern woman unleashes
the animal within to take on the big city.

878
00:56:36,796 --> 00:56:38,590
(growls)
Good. Go.

879
00:56:39,757 --> 00:56:43,178
(sighs) Sometimes I can't believe
I talk about this crap all day.

880
00:56:43,219 --> 00:56:45,889
- Bobby, come here. Let me see.
- Oh, thank you.

881
00:56:45,930 --> 00:56:47,765
Make sure Miranda gets these
as soon as possible.

882
00:56:47,807 --> 00:56:50,518
And tell her I switched
in the Dior for the Rocha.

883
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:55,148
- Oh, great. Can't wait.
- Excuse me.

884
00:56:55,190 --> 00:56:57,734
- Can we adjust the attitude?
- I'm sorry.

885
00:56:57,775 --> 00:56:59,402
Don't make me feed you
to one of the models.

886
00:56:59,444 --> 00:57:02,572
I'm sorry.
It's a busy day.

887
00:57:02,614 --> 00:57:05,241
My personal life is hanging
by a thread, that's all.

888
00:57:05,283 --> 00:57:08,536
Join the club. That's what happens when
you start doing well at work, darling.

889
00:57:09,579 --> 00:57:11,748
Let me know when your
whole life goes up in smoke.

890
00:57:11,789 --> 00:57:13,958
That means it's time for a promotion.

891
00:57:21,466 --> 00:57:24,511
No. All right, February,
back of the issue.

892
00:57:24,552 --> 00:57:27,180
Did anybody speak
with Salma's people yet?

893
00:57:27,222 --> 00:57:30,016
Yes, but she'd rather do a summer cover
because she has a movie coming out.

894
00:57:30,058 --> 00:57:34,312
No. Also, I'm pulling the Toobin piece
on the Supreme Court women—

895
00:57:34,354 --> 00:57:36,064
(inhales) woman.

896
00:57:36,105 --> 00:57:38,107
And I need to see a new
draft on that piece

897
00:57:38,149 --> 00:57:41,027
about shopping for a plastic surgeon—
It's dull.

898
00:57:41,819 --> 00:57:45,156
And this layout
for the Winter Wonderland spread.

899
00:57:45,740 --> 00:57:48,159
Not wonderful yet.

900
00:57:48,201 --> 00:57:50,078
Oh, okay. I-I'll look at it.

901
00:57:50,119 --> 00:57:52,163
What about Testino?
Where are we on that?

902
00:57:52,205 --> 00:57:54,415
Zac Posen's doing
some very sculptural suits.

903
00:57:54,457 --> 00:57:57,919
So I suggested that, uh, Testino shoot
them at the Noguchi Garden.

904
00:57:57,961 --> 00:57:59,796
Perfect.

905
00:57:59,837 --> 00:58:02,465
Thank God somebody
came to work today.

906
00:58:02,507 --> 00:58:04,342
What about accessories for April?

907
00:58:04,384 --> 00:58:08,930
One thought I had was enamel.
Um, bangles, pendants, earrings.

908
00:58:08,972 --> 00:58:11,140
No. We did that two years ago.
What else?

909
00:58:11,182 --> 00:58:14,561
Um, well, they're showing a lot of florals
right now, so I was thinking—

910
00:58:14,602 --> 00:58:19,065
Florals? For spring?
Groundbreaking.

911
00:58:19,107 --> 00:58:21,317
But we thought about shooting them
in an industrial space.

912
00:58:21,359 --> 00:58:23,945
We thought the contrast
between the femininity of the florals

913
00:58:23,987 --> 00:58:25,905
and the more raw,
rough-hewn background

914
00:58:25,947 --> 00:58:27,448
would create this
wonderful tension between—

915
00:58:27,490 --> 00:58:30,243
- No.
- Which?

916
00:58:30,285 --> 00:58:32,078
- (Emily coughing)
- No.

917
00:58:38,835 --> 00:58:41,796
Does anybody else have anything
I can possibly use?

918
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:45,717
Antibacterial wipes perhaps?

919
00:58:50,346 --> 00:58:54,392
- How's the cold doing?
- Like death warmed up, actually.

920
00:58:54,434 --> 00:58:57,812
(sniffles) Oh, God.
It's the benefit tonight.

921
00:58:57,854 --> 00:58:59,647
I've been looking forward to it
for months.

922
00:58:59,689 --> 00:59:00,982
I refuse to be sick.

923
00:59:01,024 --> 00:59:03,318
I'm wearing Valentino,
for crying out loud.

924
00:59:05,194 --> 00:59:08,156
Right. Well, everybody
will be leaving soon to get ready,

925
00:59:08,197 --> 00:59:12,160
so I suggest you go and drop Miranda's
Fendi bag off at the showroom,

926
00:59:12,201 --> 00:59:14,329
and then I suppose
you can just go home.

927
00:59:14,370 --> 00:59:19,667
Yeah? Oh, well, that is great.
Perfect actually.

928
00:59:19,709 --> 00:59:21,794
I need to get to Magnolia Bakery
before it closes.

929
00:59:21,836 --> 00:59:23,254
It's Nate's birthday tonight.

930
00:59:23,296 --> 00:59:25,798
So we're, uh,
having a little party for him.

931
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:29,010
Yeah, I'm hearing this,
and I wanna hear this.

932
00:59:30,386 --> 00:59:31,721
Bye.

933
00:59:33,723 --> 00:59:37,226
I love my job. I love my job.
I love my job.

934
00:59:45,443 --> 00:59:46,986
Hello?

935
00:59:51,324 --> 00:59:53,910
Before the benefit tonight,
I need to make sure

936
00:59:53,951 --> 00:59:56,704
that you're both fully prepped
on the guest list.

937
00:59:57,789 --> 01:00:01,459
But I thought that only
the first assistant went to the benefit.

938
01:00:01,501 --> 01:00:04,671
Only when the first assistant
hasn't decided to become

939
01:00:04,712 --> 01:00:07,632
an incubus of viral plague.

940
01:00:08,841 --> 01:00:10,343
You'll come and help Emily.

941
01:00:12,095 --> 01:00:15,348
- That's all.
- Right.

942
01:00:15,390 --> 01:00:18,893
These are all of the guests.
Miranda invites everyone.

943
01:00:18,935 --> 01:00:22,647
We have to make sure that they all think
she knows exactly who they are.

944
01:00:22,689 --> 01:00:24,899
And I've been studying for weeks.

945
01:00:24,941 --> 01:00:26,776
I have to learn all these by tonight?

946
01:00:26,818 --> 01:00:29,195
No, don't be silly, Andrea.
These too.

947
01:00:30,113 --> 01:00:32,198
Look, you better
just start without me, okay?

948
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:35,118
- I'll get there as soon as I can.
- Andy, come on, it's his birth—

949
01:00:36,077 --> 01:00:38,371
Okay, but hurry.

950
01:00:38,413 --> 01:00:40,665
Oh, please, believe me, I will.
This is the last thing that I wanna—

951
01:00:40,707 --> 01:00:42,583
Ooh, I love that.

952
01:00:42,625 --> 01:00:45,128
Uh, I'll call you the second
I'm leaving, okay?

953
01:00:45,169 --> 01:00:47,672
- Will that fit me?
- Oh, yeah.

954
01:00:47,714 --> 01:00:50,550
A little Crisco and some fishing line,
and we're in business.

955
01:01:17,827 --> 01:01:19,954
Well, nothing really.
I mean, this is—

956
01:01:19,996 --> 01:01:23,541
I mean, really,
this is the social event of the season.

957
01:01:42,935 --> 01:01:46,647
- Oh, thanks, Em.
- You look so thin.

958
01:01:46,689 --> 01:01:48,566
- Do I?
- Yeah.

959
01:01:48,608 --> 01:01:50,735
Oh, it's for Paris.
I'm on this new diet.

960
01:01:50,777 --> 01:01:52,987
It's very effective.
Well, I don't eat anything.

961
01:01:53,029 --> 01:01:56,157
And then when I feel like I'm about
to faint, I eat a cube of cheese.

962
01:01:56,199 --> 01:01:58,534
- Well, it's definitely working.
- I know.

963
01:01:58,576 --> 01:02:00,787
I'm just one stomach flu
away from my goal weight.

964
01:02:17,345 --> 01:02:21,682
That's John Folger, the new artistic
director of the Chelsea Rep.

965
01:02:21,724 --> 01:02:24,477
- John, thanks for coming.
- Hey, there.

966
01:02:24,519 --> 01:02:26,145
Oh, thank you.
It's always nice seeing you.

967
01:02:26,187 --> 01:02:30,358
- Stop fidgeting.
- I'm sorry. I'm so late.

968
01:02:30,399 --> 01:02:32,527
Just deal with it.
You have to be here.

969
01:02:37,865 --> 01:02:40,034
Emily, come here.

970
01:02:40,076 --> 01:02:42,995
Isn't that Jacqueline Follet
from French Runway?

971
01:02:43,037 --> 01:02:45,164
Oh, my God,
and Miranda hates her.

972
01:02:45,206 --> 01:02:47,124
She was supposed to arrive
after Miranda left.

973
01:02:47,166 --> 01:02:48,918
- I didn't— Oh.
- Yeah.

974
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:53,673
- Miranda, fabulous event as always.
- You brought Jacqueline.

975
01:02:53,714 --> 01:02:56,425
- Surprise.
- Quelle surprise.

976
01:02:58,594 --> 01:03:00,429
Oh, wonderful.

977
01:03:00,471 --> 01:03:02,974
We're so happy you were able
to come to our little gathering.

978
01:03:03,015 --> 01:03:06,853
Of course.
I plan my whole year around this.

979
01:03:07,645 --> 01:03:11,858
Well, we're so grateful that you do.

980
01:03:13,192 --> 01:03:16,362
- Ciao.
- Have you gotten my note?

981
01:03:16,404 --> 01:03:18,614
Yes, I did.
We'll discuss it on Wednesday.

982
01:03:18,656 --> 01:03:22,201
- Yes, I agree. No business tonight.
- Not tonight.

983
01:03:22,243 --> 01:03:24,412
- Enjoy.
- (sniffles)

984
01:03:24,453 --> 01:03:25,830
Em.

985
01:03:26,747 --> 01:03:28,332
Oh, thanks. Thanks.

986
01:03:32,962 --> 01:03:35,715
Oh, um— Oh, my God.

987
01:03:35,756 --> 01:03:37,717
I just can't remember what his name is.

988
01:03:37,758 --> 01:03:39,886
I just saw his name
this morning on the list.

989
01:03:39,927 --> 01:03:42,805
It's— Oh, I know this.
It's something to do with—

990
01:03:42,847 --> 01:03:48,060
Wait, he was— he was part of the—
Oh, God, I know this. Um—

991
01:03:48,102 --> 01:03:49,729
It's Ambassador Franklin,

992
01:03:49,770 --> 01:03:52,815
and that's the woman that
he left his wife for, Rebecca.

993
01:03:55,151 --> 01:03:58,112
- Rebecca. Ambassador.
- Miranda.

994
01:03:58,154 --> 01:04:00,865
- You look fabulous.
- Oh, very kind.

995
01:04:00,907 --> 01:04:03,993
- Thank you.
- (chattering continues)

996
01:04:12,001 --> 01:04:14,128
- Look at you.
- Hello.

997
01:04:14,170 --> 01:04:16,255
You're— You're a vision.

998
01:04:16,297 --> 01:04:19,133
- Oh. (scoffs)
- Thank God I saved your job.

999
01:04:20,593 --> 01:04:23,971
You know, I figured out
a few things on my own too.

1000
01:04:24,013 --> 01:04:26,557
Turns out, I'm not as nice
as you thought.

1001
01:04:26,599 --> 01:04:27,934
I hope not.

1002
01:04:29,101 --> 01:04:31,270
Well, if it weren't
for the stupid boyfriend,

1003
01:04:31,312 --> 01:04:33,397
I'd have to whisk you away
right here and now.

1004
01:04:35,942 --> 01:04:38,903
Do you actually say things
like that to people?

1005
01:04:38,945 --> 01:04:41,989
- Evidently.
- (giggles) Well, I gotta go.

1006
01:04:42,615 --> 01:04:45,451
Are you sure? 'Cause my editor
for New York Magazine is inside,

1007
01:04:45,493 --> 01:04:47,703
and, you know,
I could introduce you two.

1008
01:04:48,996 --> 01:04:51,082
You sent over your stuff
for me to look at? Remember?

1009
01:04:51,123 --> 01:04:52,375
Yeah.

1010
01:04:52,416 --> 01:04:53,918
All right, I gotta admit,
I only read a couple.

1011
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:56,879
- It was a very large packet you sent.
- (laughing)

1012
01:04:56,921 --> 01:04:59,173
- Yeah.
- But what I did read wasn't half bad.

1013
01:04:59,215 --> 01:05:01,717
And, you know, I think—
I think you have a talent, Andy.

1014
01:05:02,551 --> 01:05:04,011
He should meet you.

1015
01:05:04,053 --> 01:05:05,763
Why don't you come in?
Just for one drink.

1016
01:05:05,805 --> 01:05:09,225
Um, okay, yeah.
I guess I could for one—

1017
01:05:11,018 --> 01:05:14,355
No, I can't.
I'm sorry, but I have to go.

1018
01:05:14,397 --> 01:05:17,108
All right.
Give my best to the boyfriend.

1019
01:05:25,157 --> 01:05:27,493
Roy, I'm sorry.
Can you go any faster?

1020
01:05:27,535 --> 01:05:29,620
I'm sure Nate will understand.

1021
01:05:32,665 --> 01:05:34,458
Yeah.

1022
01:05:37,420 --> 01:05:39,338
Hey.

1023
01:05:54,353 --> 01:05:56,355
Happy birthday.

1024
01:06:00,693 --> 01:06:02,361
Nate, I'm so sorry.

1025
01:06:03,612 --> 01:06:07,783
I kept trying to leave,
but there was a lot going on.

1026
01:06:07,825 --> 01:06:09,994
And, you know,
I didn't have a choice.

1027
01:06:10,036 --> 01:06:11,829
Don't worry about it.

1028
01:06:11,871 --> 01:06:14,582
(grunts) I'm gonna go to bed.

1029
01:06:16,917 --> 01:06:18,544
Can we at least talk about this?

1030
01:06:27,386 --> 01:06:28,929
You look really pretty.

1031
01:07:11,180 --> 01:07:12,473
Andrea?

1032
01:07:25,277 --> 01:07:28,697
- Do you have the Book?
- Oh. Uh—

1033
01:07:31,033 --> 01:07:32,159
Mm.

1034
01:07:33,953 --> 01:07:37,414
Paris is the most important week
of my entire year.

1035
01:07:37,456 --> 01:07:39,792
I need the best
possible team with me.

1036
01:07:42,002 --> 01:07:44,338
That no longer includes Emily.

1037
01:07:46,590 --> 01:07:48,259
Wait. You want me to—

1038
01:07:49,552 --> 01:07:52,930
(stammering) No, Miranda.

1039
01:07:52,972 --> 01:07:55,391
(exhales) Emily would die.

1040
01:07:55,432 --> 01:07:58,185
Her whole life is about Paris.

1041
01:07:58,227 --> 01:08:03,232
She hasn't eaten in weeks.
I-I can't... do that.

1042
01:08:03,274 --> 01:08:05,734
Miranda, I can't.

1043
01:08:05,776 --> 01:08:07,820
If you don't go,
I'll assume you're not serious

1044
01:08:07,862 --> 01:08:11,282
about your future at Runway or...

1045
01:08:11,323 --> 01:08:12,825
any other publication.

1046
01:08:18,956 --> 01:08:20,457
The decision's yours.

1047
01:08:23,169 --> 01:08:24,420
That's all.

1048
01:09:28,192 --> 01:09:30,444
- Hey.
- You coming to bed anytime soon?

1049
01:09:30,486 --> 01:09:32,529
Uh, yeah.
Five minutes, okay?

1050
01:10:28,836 --> 01:10:31,088
Andrea, don't forget to tell Emily.

1051
01:10:33,340 --> 01:10:34,633
Do it now.

1052
01:10:44,476 --> 01:10:46,812
- (line ringing)
- Don't pick up.

1053
01:10:47,730 --> 01:10:48,856
Don't pick up.

1054
01:10:48,897 --> 01:10:50,607
- Don't pick up. Don't pick—
- Hi.

1055
01:10:50,649 --> 01:10:52,443
- Emily.
- Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late.

1056
01:10:52,484 --> 01:10:55,154
It's just Miranda wanted
some scarves from Hermès.

1057
01:10:55,195 --> 01:10:57,823
And she did tell me yesterday,
but I forgot like an idiot.

1058
01:10:57,865 --> 01:10:59,700
And so I freaked out, of course.

1059
01:10:59,742 --> 01:11:02,661
Emily, Emily,
I-I need to talk to you.

1060
01:11:02,703 --> 01:11:05,748
I called Martine at home, and she
opened the shop early. Whoa! I'm sorry.

1061
01:11:05,789 --> 01:11:08,709
She opened the shop early for me,
so I got them, which is great.

1062
01:11:08,751 --> 01:11:12,129
Okay. Um, Emily,
wh-when you come in,

1063
01:11:12,171 --> 01:11:14,256
there's something
I have to talk to you about.

1064
01:11:14,298 --> 01:11:16,216
Well, I hope it's not
another Miranda problem.

1065
01:11:16,258 --> 01:11:17,468
Not exactly.

1066
01:11:17,509 --> 01:11:21,096
Well, good, because I've got so much to
deal with before I go. I swear to God—

1067
01:11:23,766 --> 01:11:28,020
- (people exclaiming)
Oh, my God!

1068
01:11:28,062 --> 01:11:29,938
Emily?

1069
01:11:39,114 --> 01:11:43,118
I don't care if she was gonna fire you
or beat you with a red-hot poker!

1070
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:44,828
You should have said no.

1071
01:11:44,870 --> 01:11:46,914
Emily, I didn't have a choice.

1072
01:11:46,955 --> 01:11:48,999
- Oh. Please.
- You know how she is.

1073
01:11:49,041 --> 01:11:51,502
- That is a pathetic excuse.
- (door opens)

1074
01:11:55,381 --> 01:11:57,591
Thanks.

1075
01:11:57,633 --> 01:12:02,971
Do you know what really just...
gets me about this whole thing,

1076
01:12:03,013 --> 01:12:07,351
is that, you know, you're the one who said
you don't really care about this stuff.

1077
01:12:07,393 --> 01:12:11,146
And you don't really care about fashion.
You just wanna be a journalist.

1078
01:12:11,188 --> 01:12:13,357
What a pile of bollocks!

1079
01:12:13,399 --> 01:12:15,609
Emily, I know you're mad.
I don't blame you.

1080
01:12:15,651 --> 01:12:17,569
Face it, Andy, you sold your soul

1081
01:12:17,611 --> 01:12:19,738
the day you put on that first pair
of Jimmy Choo's.

1082
01:12:19,780 --> 01:12:24,535
I saw it. And you know what really just
kills me about this whole thing,

1083
01:12:24,576 --> 01:12:26,662
is the clothes that you're gonna get.

1084
01:12:26,703 --> 01:12:29,581
I mean, you don't deserve them.

1085
01:12:29,623 --> 01:12:32,501
You eat carbs, for Christ's sake.

1086
01:12:32,543 --> 01:12:35,587
God, it's so unfair!

1087
01:12:36,964 --> 01:12:38,924
- Emily.
- Just go.

1088
01:12:45,514 --> 01:12:47,516
- Emily, I—
- I said go!

1089
01:12:53,647 --> 01:12:55,399
You are going to Paris
for the couture shows?

1090
01:12:55,441 --> 01:12:56,525
Mm-hmm.

1091
01:12:56,567 --> 01:12:58,152
That's the coolest fashion event
of the year.

1092
01:12:58,193 --> 01:12:59,361
- Mm-hmm.

1093
01:12:59,403 --> 01:13:01,572
- Who are you going to see, Galliano?
- Yeah.

1094
01:13:01,613 --> 01:13:04,241
- And Lagerfeld and Nicholas Ghesquiere.
- Yep.

1095
01:13:04,283 --> 01:13:07,035
- Yes. Okay, now you're scaring me.
- (chuckles)

1096
01:13:07,077 --> 01:13:09,621
- Hey.
- Hey.

1097
01:13:09,663 --> 01:13:11,999
This show is amazing.

1098
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:14,626
- I am so proud of you.
Thank you.

1099
01:13:14,668 --> 01:13:17,296
Okay, start with the photos in the back
and work your way forward.

1100
01:13:17,337 --> 01:13:20,090
That is the way I designed it.
It is brilliant. You will love it.

1101
01:13:20,132 --> 01:13:21,758
- Of course.
- And you,

1102
01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:23,510
I have somebody
I want you to meet, okay?

1103
01:13:23,552 --> 01:13:25,679
- Ooh, art and sex.
- Lead the way.

1104
01:13:25,721 --> 01:13:27,473
- See you later.
- Okay.

1105
01:13:52,247 --> 01:13:55,959
- Hi.
- I was just thinking about you.

1106
01:13:56,001 --> 01:13:58,003
Oh, come on.

1107
01:13:58,045 --> 01:13:59,671
- It's true.
- No.

1108
01:13:59,713 --> 01:14:04,676
I'm profiling Gaultier for Interview and,
uh, making my Paris plans.

1109
01:14:04,718 --> 01:14:09,056
I found myself wondering
if, uh, you were gonna be there.

1110
01:14:09,097 --> 01:14:14,436
Well, actually, um, I am going.

1111
01:14:14,478 --> 01:14:19,233
Great. I'm staying in a fantastic
little hotel in the Seventh,

1112
01:14:19,274 --> 01:14:23,278
right across the street from the falafel
restaurant that will change your life.

1113
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:28,283
(chuckles) I'm sorry.
I'll be too busy working.

1114
01:14:28,325 --> 01:14:31,161
You'll have to find
someone else's life to change.

1115
01:14:32,371 --> 01:14:33,830
Well, that's just it.

1116
01:14:34,748 --> 01:14:36,792
I'm beginning to wonder if I can.

1117
01:14:50,180 --> 01:14:51,807
Lily.

1118
01:14:53,141 --> 01:14:55,602
Lily, he's just a guy I know from work.

1119
01:14:55,644 --> 01:14:58,313
- Yeah, that looked like work.
- Look, you're making a big deal out of—

1120
01:14:58,355 --> 01:15:01,817
You know, the Andy I know
is madly in love with Nate,

1121
01:15:01,858 --> 01:15:04,111
is always five minutes early...

1122
01:15:04,152 --> 01:15:06,947
and thinks, I don't know,
Club Monaco is couture.

1123
01:15:06,989 --> 01:15:10,617
For the last 16 years,
I've known everything about that Andy.

1124
01:15:10,659 --> 01:15:12,119
But this person?

1125
01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:14,580
This "glamazon" who skulks
around in corners...

1126
01:15:14,621 --> 01:15:16,540
with some random hot fashion guy?

1127
01:15:17,708 --> 01:15:18,792
I don't get her.

1128
01:15:20,794 --> 01:15:23,213
- Lily.
- Have fun in Paris.

1129
01:15:24,756 --> 01:15:26,967
You going to Paris?

1130
01:15:27,009 --> 01:15:29,803
Uh, yeah. It just happened.

1131
01:15:30,762 --> 01:15:33,432
I thought Paris was a big deal
for Emily or—

1132
01:15:33,473 --> 01:15:35,392
Great. Now you're gonna
give me a hard time too?

1133
01:15:37,936 --> 01:15:40,897
Hey, Andy. Andy!

1134
01:15:41,773 --> 01:15:45,027
- Andy, what the hell is wrong with you?
- I-I didn't have a choice, okay?

1135
01:15:45,068 --> 01:15:47,362
- Miranda asked me, and I couldn't say no.
- I know.

1136
01:15:47,404 --> 01:15:49,573
That's your answer for everything lately,
"I didn't have a choice."

1137
01:15:49,615 --> 01:15:51,366
- Like this job was forced on you.
- Nate, I get it, okay?

1138
01:15:51,408 --> 01:15:53,535
Like you don't make
these decisions yourself.

1139
01:15:53,577 --> 01:15:55,996
You're mad because I work late all the
time and I missed your birthday party.

1140
01:15:56,038 --> 01:15:58,498
- And I'm sorry.
- Oh, come on. What am I, four?

1141
01:15:58,540 --> 01:16:01,376
You— You hate Runway
and Miranda.

1142
01:16:01,418 --> 01:16:04,421
And you think fashion is stupid.
You've made that clear.

1143
01:16:04,463 --> 01:16:07,758
Andy, I make port wine
reductions all day.

1144
01:16:07,799 --> 01:16:10,135
I'm not exactly in the Peace Corps.

1145
01:16:10,177 --> 01:16:13,055
You know, I wouldn't care if you were
out there pole dancing all night,

1146
01:16:13,096 --> 01:16:14,806
as long as you did it
with a little integrity.

1147
01:16:15,682 --> 01:16:17,601
You used to say this was just a job.

1148
01:16:17,643 --> 01:16:19,978
You used to make fun of the Runway girls.

1149
01:16:20,020 --> 01:16:22,189
What happened?
Now you've become one of them.

1150
01:16:23,523 --> 01:16:25,108
- That's absurd.
- That's okay.

1151
01:16:25,150 --> 01:16:27,694
That's fine. Just own up to it.

1152
01:16:27,736 --> 01:16:30,072
And then we can stop pretending like we
have anything in common anymore.

1153
01:16:31,615 --> 01:16:34,743
- You don't mean that, do you?
- No, I do.

1154
01:16:41,958 --> 01:16:46,171
Well, maybe this trip
is coming at a good time.

1155
01:16:46,213 --> 01:16:48,757
Maybe we should take a break.

1156
01:16:55,597 --> 01:16:56,848
Nate?

1157
01:17:07,192 --> 01:17:11,071
I'm sorry.
Just... one second?

1158
01:17:13,031 --> 01:17:15,409
You know, in case you were wondering,

1159
01:17:15,450 --> 01:17:19,413
the person whose calls you always take,
that's the relationship you're in.

1160
01:17:19,454 --> 01:17:21,331
I hope you two are very happy together.

1161
01:17:30,382 --> 01:17:31,758
Hello, Miranda.

1162
01:18:46,124 --> 01:18:48,293
Pardon. Miranda.

1163
01:18:48,335 --> 01:18:51,296
- (speaking Italian)
- Maestro. Mmm.

1164
01:18:51,338 --> 01:18:54,382
How are you? So glad to see you.
Thank you for coming.

1165
01:18:54,424 --> 01:18:56,343
- You like the collection?
- Absolutely.

1166
01:18:56,384 --> 01:18:58,512
- I think it's the best in years.
- This is very important for me.

1167
01:18:58,553 --> 01:19:00,889
- Very, very important.
- I'm very happy for you.

1168
01:19:00,931 --> 01:19:03,308
- This is my new Emily.
- Hello. How do you do?

1169
01:19:03,350 --> 01:19:05,727
- I'm good. Pleasure.
- Nice to meet you.

1170
01:19:05,769 --> 01:19:06,937
You love the show?

1171
01:19:12,442 --> 01:19:14,778
- Miranda. This way!
- (clamoring)

1172
01:19:21,326 --> 01:19:24,329
Miranda. Nigel.
Fashion's great gatekeepers.

1173
01:19:24,371 --> 01:19:28,959
Miranda, what is Runway's position on
French fashion versus American fashion?

1174
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,795
- I've been thinking—
- Oh.

1175
01:19:31,837 --> 01:19:34,798
- You still owe me for Harry Potter.
- Oh, do I?

1176
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:37,008
Of course you do.
Are you working tonight?

1177
01:19:37,050 --> 01:19:41,096
Oh! No, actually Miranda
has a dinner.

1178
01:19:41,137 --> 01:19:45,475
Great, you're free. Oh, but there
is the problem of le boyfriend.

1179
01:19:46,434 --> 01:19:49,396
Wait, don't tell me.
The boyfriend non plus?

1180
01:19:49,437 --> 01:19:52,190
Je suis tres, très désolé.

1181
01:19:52,232 --> 01:19:54,234
Oh, you're so full of it.
You're not désolé at all.

1182
01:19:54,276 --> 01:19:56,945
No, not even a little.
What time should I pick you up?

1183
01:19:58,029 --> 01:20:00,240
- Uh— Yeah.
- I'll call you.

1184
01:20:19,801 --> 01:20:21,177
Oh.

1185
01:20:24,180 --> 01:20:27,851
Oh, there you are.
(clears throat)

1186
01:20:27,893 --> 01:20:34,649
We need to go over the seating, uh,
chart for the luncheon.

1187
01:20:34,691 --> 01:20:37,027
Okay.
Um, yeah, sure.

1188
01:20:37,068 --> 01:20:39,279
I have it right here.

1189
01:20:43,700 --> 01:20:47,829
By all means, move at a glacial pace.
You know how that thrills me.

1190
01:20:54,586 --> 01:20:56,755
Okay.

1191
01:20:56,796 --> 01:20:58,465
So...

1192
01:21:00,383 --> 01:21:05,180
first of all, we need to
move Snoop Dogg to my table.

1193
01:21:06,139 --> 01:21:07,724
But your table's full.

1194
01:21:09,351 --> 01:21:10,769
Stephen isn't coming.

1195
01:21:11,853 --> 01:21:14,147
Oh, Stephen is—

1196
01:21:14,189 --> 01:21:18,276
So I don't need to fetch Stephen
from the airport tomorrow?

1197
01:21:18,318 --> 01:21:22,614
Well, if you speak to him and he
decides to rethink the divorce,

1198
01:21:22,656 --> 01:21:24,324
then, yes, fetch away.

1199
01:21:25,784 --> 01:21:28,995
You're very fetching, so go fetch.

1200
01:21:34,542 --> 01:21:38,505
And then when we get back to New York,
we need to contact, um...

1201
01:21:40,465 --> 01:21:44,427
Leslie to see what she can do
to minimize the press...

1202
01:21:45,553 --> 01:21:46,930
on all this.

1203
01:21:50,642 --> 01:21:52,060
Another divorce...

1204
01:21:53,228 --> 01:21:55,605
splashed across Page Six.

1205
01:21:56,564 --> 01:21:59,526
I can just imagine what
they're gonna write about me.

1206
01:21:59,567 --> 01:22:02,988
"The Dragon Lady,"
"career-obsessed."

1207
01:22:03,989 --> 01:22:06,783
"Snow Queen drives away
another Mr. Priestly."

1208
01:22:08,618 --> 01:22:13,123
Rupert Murdoch should cut me a check
for all the papers I sell for him.

1209
01:22:15,667 --> 01:22:17,127
Anyway, I don't—

1210
01:22:18,044 --> 01:22:20,922
I don't really care
what anybody writes about me.

1211
01:22:23,425 --> 01:22:26,511
But my— my girls, I just—

1212
01:22:26,553 --> 01:22:29,139
It's just so unfair to the girls.

1213
01:22:29,889 --> 01:22:31,224
It's just...

1214
01:22:34,227 --> 01:22:36,396
another disappointment,

1215
01:22:36,438 --> 01:22:39,482
another letdown,
another father... figure...

1216
01:22:39,524 --> 01:22:42,027
(chuckles) ... gone.

1217
01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:48,450
Anyway, the point is—
(clears throat)

1218
01:22:48,491 --> 01:22:52,162
The point is— (sighs)

1219
01:22:52,203 --> 01:22:56,499
The point is we really need to figure out
where to place Donatella,

1220
01:22:56,541 --> 01:22:59,294
because she's barely speaking to anyone.

1221
01:23:09,137 --> 01:23:11,473
I'm so sorry, Miranda.

1222
01:23:12,265 --> 01:23:14,893
If you want me to cancel
your evening, I can.

1223
01:23:14,934 --> 01:23:17,312
Don't be ridiculous.
Why would we do that?

1224
01:23:19,022 --> 01:23:20,648
Um, is—

1225
01:23:21,524 --> 01:23:23,735
Is there anything else I can do?

1226
01:23:25,195 --> 01:23:26,529
Your job.

1227
01:23:30,116 --> 01:23:31,534
That's all.

1228
01:23:58,269 --> 01:24:00,355
Hi. I need Miranda's itinerary
for tomorrow.

1229
01:24:00,396 --> 01:24:02,524
- Okay. Come on in.
- All right? Thanks.

1230
01:24:07,112 --> 01:24:09,906
- Who put that together for you?
- This?

1231
01:24:09,948 --> 01:24:12,951
Oh, it's just—
it's just something I threw on.

1232
01:24:12,992 --> 01:24:15,453
Turn around.
Let me see. Turn.

1233
01:24:16,204 --> 01:24:20,250
- Mm. Incroyable.
- Yeah?

1234
01:24:20,291 --> 01:24:21,459
It's really just— No, it's—

1235
01:24:21,501 --> 01:24:23,294
- No, gorgeous.
- Yeah? Okay, good.

1236
01:24:23,336 --> 01:24:25,421
Really. I think that
my work here is done.

1237
01:24:26,297 --> 01:24:27,757
Oh.

1238
01:24:28,883 --> 01:24:31,302
We're going to celebrate.
I'm going to get some champagne.

1239
01:24:31,344 --> 01:24:33,721
Okay.
What are we toasting?

1240
01:24:33,763 --> 01:24:37,308
We are toasting, my dear,
to the dream job.

1241
01:24:38,601 --> 01:24:40,728
The one that a million girls wanted.

1242
01:24:41,896 --> 01:24:44,023
Which I got months ago.

1243
01:24:45,150 --> 01:24:47,861
I'm not talking about you.

1244
01:24:49,195 --> 01:24:50,613
Mm-hmm.

1245
01:24:50,655 --> 01:24:52,448
- James Holt—
- Yeah.

1246
01:24:52,490 --> 01:24:55,034
Massimo Corteleoni...

1247
01:24:56,494 --> 01:24:58,955
is investing in James's company
and taking it global.

1248
01:24:58,997 --> 01:25:03,376
- Mm-hmm.
- Bags, shoes, fragrances— the works.

1249
01:25:04,460 --> 01:25:07,589
And James needs a partner.

1250
01:25:07,630 --> 01:25:12,635
And that partner would be me.

1251
01:25:15,471 --> 01:25:18,057
- Does Miranda—
- No, no, Miranda knows, because—

1252
01:25:18,099 --> 01:25:19,475
- Oh.
- Oh, she put me up for it!

1253
01:25:19,517 --> 01:25:23,354
- God, no. Can you imagine?
- But— But— But you're leaving.

1254
01:25:23,396 --> 01:25:26,232
- Mm-hmm.
- I can't imagine Runway without you.

1255
01:25:26,274 --> 01:25:29,444
I know, I know,
but I'm so excited though.

1256
01:25:29,485 --> 01:25:32,071
This is the first time in 18 years I'm
going to be able

1257
01:25:32,113 --> 01:25:33,740
to call the shots in my own life.

1258
01:25:33,781 --> 01:25:35,116
Oh, my God!

1259
01:25:36,326 --> 01:25:40,163
I'm going to be able to come to Paris
and actually see Paris.

1260
01:25:43,291 --> 01:25:45,877
Well, congratulations.

1261
01:25:45,919 --> 01:25:48,963
- Huh? Oh.
- Nigel, you deserve it.

1262
01:25:51,466 --> 01:25:54,761
You bet your size-six ass.
(guffaws)

1263
01:25:54,802 --> 01:25:58,056
- Four.
- Really?

1264
01:25:58,097 --> 01:26:00,016
- (glasses clink)
- Cheers.

1265
01:26:00,058 --> 01:26:03,853
- Cheers to you.
- To us.

1266
01:26:03,895 --> 01:26:06,272
- Let me see that.
- (giggles)

1267
01:26:09,901 --> 01:26:11,653
Okay, I just wanna say that yes,

1268
01:26:11,694 --> 01:26:14,697
there are things Miranda does
that I don't agree with, but—

1269
01:26:14,739 --> 01:26:15,823
Come on. You hate her.

1270
01:26:15,865 --> 01:26:17,325
- Just admit it to me.
- No.

1271
01:26:17,367 --> 01:26:19,869
She's a—
She's a notorious sadist,

1272
01:26:19,911 --> 01:26:22,247
and not—
not in a good way.

1273
01:26:22,288 --> 01:26:25,625
Okay, she's tough,
but if Miranda were a man,

1274
01:26:25,667 --> 01:26:29,295
no one would notice anything about her,
except how great she is at her job.

1275
01:26:29,337 --> 01:26:33,216
(chuckles) I'm sorry. I can't—
I can't believe this.

1276
01:26:33,258 --> 01:26:35,510
- You're defending her?
- Yeah.

1277
01:26:35,551 --> 01:26:38,846
The wide-eyed girl peddling
her earnest newspaper stories?

1278
01:26:38,888 --> 01:26:42,141
You, my friend,
are crossing over to the dark side.

1279
01:26:43,935 --> 01:26:45,603
I resent that.

1280
01:26:45,645 --> 01:26:48,940
- You shouldn't. It's sexy.
- Sexy?

1281
01:26:51,693 --> 01:26:53,945
- Really?
- Really.

1282
01:27:00,243 --> 01:27:01,703
So do you—
do you know where we're going?

1283
01:27:01,744 --> 01:27:03,538
- 'Cause I'm lost.
- Yeah.

1284
01:27:03,579 --> 01:27:06,165
Yeah, don't worry. I know this city
like the back of my hand.

1285
01:27:06,207 --> 01:27:09,335
It's my favorite place in the whole world.

1286
01:27:09,377 --> 01:27:11,379
You know, Gertrude Stein once said,

1287
01:27:11,421 --> 01:27:16,092
"America is my country,
and Paris is my hometown."

1288
01:27:16,134 --> 01:27:19,345
- (laughs)
- It's true.

1289
01:27:19,387 --> 01:27:22,390
What do you do?
Do you just write stuff like that down

1290
01:27:22,432 --> 01:27:26,060
and then file it away to use on us girls?

1291
01:27:26,102 --> 01:27:29,647
- I'm Christian Thompson. That's my way.
- That's your way. Right.

1292
01:27:29,689 --> 01:27:32,442
I work freelance.
I have a lot of free time on my hands.

1293
01:27:34,193 --> 01:27:36,946
You know, I never understood

1294
01:27:36,988 --> 01:27:40,033
why everyone was so crazy about Paris,

1295
01:27:40,074 --> 01:27:42,327
but...

1296
01:27:42,368 --> 01:27:45,538
it is so beautiful. (giggles)

1297
01:27:47,498 --> 01:27:52,754
Mm. I-I can't. I'm sorry. I can't.

1298
01:27:53,546 --> 01:27:56,549
You know, Nate and I just split up
a couple days ago, and I can't.

1299
01:27:59,344 --> 01:28:02,430
Ooh. I've had too much wine.

1300
01:28:02,472 --> 01:28:05,808
And my hearing— vision—
judgment's impaired.

1301
01:28:09,812 --> 01:28:12,607
No, I barely know you.
I'm in a strange city.

1302
01:28:14,776 --> 01:28:18,946
I... am out of excuses.

1303
01:28:18,988 --> 01:28:20,448
Thank God.

1304
01:29:09,122 --> 01:29:10,748
Yes.

1305
01:29:14,544 --> 01:29:15,795
Oh, shoot.

1306
01:29:24,804 --> 01:29:26,931
Bonjour, madame.

1307
01:29:26,973 --> 01:29:29,600
Uh, what the hell is this?

1308
01:29:29,642 --> 01:29:32,937
What does it look like?
It's a mock-up.

1309
01:29:32,979 --> 01:29:35,148
Yeah. Of?

1310
01:29:35,189 --> 01:29:37,024
Of what American Runway
will look like

1311
01:29:37,066 --> 01:29:40,403
when Jacqueline Follet
is the new editor in chief.

1312
01:29:40,445 --> 01:29:43,614
Wh— They're replacing Miranda?

1313
01:29:43,656 --> 01:29:47,535
Yeah. And she's bringing me in
to run all the editorial content.

1314
01:29:49,745 --> 01:29:51,122
You're really surprised?

1315
01:29:52,123 --> 01:29:55,877
Jacqueline's a lot younger than Miranda.
She has a fresher take on things.

1316
01:29:56,836 --> 01:29:58,671
Not to mention American Runway's

1317
01:29:58,713 --> 01:30:01,340
one of the most expensive books
in the business.

1318
01:30:01,382 --> 01:30:04,552
Jacqueline does the same thing
for a lot less money.

1319
01:30:05,636 --> 01:30:09,307
And Irv—
Irv's a businessman, you know.

1320
01:30:09,348 --> 01:30:11,058
Miranda will be devastated.

1321
01:30:11,100 --> 01:30:13,686
Her whole life is about Runway.
He can't do that to her.

1322
01:30:13,728 --> 01:30:17,231
It's done. Irv's gonna tell Miranda
after the party for James.

1323
01:30:17,940 --> 01:30:19,400
And she has no idea?

1324
01:30:19,442 --> 01:30:21,319
She's a big girl. She'll be fine.

1325
01:30:22,987 --> 01:30:26,073
Shi—
I have to go.

1326
01:30:26,115 --> 01:30:27,658
Andy.

1327
01:30:27,700 --> 01:30:29,410
Andy, it's done.

1328
01:30:31,579 --> 01:30:32,997
Baby, it's done.

1329
01:30:34,540 --> 01:30:36,083
I'm not your baby.

1330
01:30:44,926 --> 01:30:47,386
- (phone ringing)
- Allo.

1331
01:30:47,428 --> 01:30:49,889
Oh! Oh!
Thank God you're there.

1332
01:30:49,931 --> 01:30:52,725
- (sighs) Excuse me?
- I need to talk to you right away.

1333
01:30:52,767 --> 01:30:54,310
It's about Jacqueline Follet.

1334
01:30:55,144 --> 01:30:59,232
Shit! Oh, shit!
Shit, shit, shit!

1335
01:31:15,915 --> 01:31:18,251
- Yes.
- Oh, hello, um, Mr. Ravitz, I'm so sorry

1336
01:31:18,292 --> 01:31:22,713
- to bother you. I was wondering—
- Have you completely lost your mind?

1337
01:31:22,755 --> 01:31:26,968
- I need to talk to you.
- Do not disturb me again.

1338
01:31:27,009 --> 01:31:29,387
But, um, it's just for one—
Miranda!

1339
01:31:48,155 --> 01:31:51,200
Miranda. Miranda.
Wait, I need to talk to you.

1340
01:31:52,076 --> 01:31:54,620
Irv is making Jacqueline Follet
the editor in chief of Runway.

1341
01:31:54,662 --> 01:31:57,039
Christian Thompson told me
he's gonna work for her.

1342
01:31:57,081 --> 01:31:59,458
Irv is going to tell you today,
so I thought maybe if I told you,

1343
01:31:59,500 --> 01:32:02,336
- that you could fix it.
- Do I smell freesias?

1344
01:32:02,378 --> 01:32:06,465
What? No.
I-I specifically told them—

1345
01:32:06,507 --> 01:32:11,053
If I see freesias anywhere,

1346
01:32:11,095 --> 01:32:13,639
I will be very disappointed.

1347
01:32:14,473 --> 01:32:19,061
For 72 years, Runway
has been more than a magazine.

1348
01:32:19,103 --> 01:32:22,815
It has been a beacon
of elegance and grace.

1349
01:32:22,857 --> 01:32:28,279
Miranda Priestly is the finest possible
guardian of that beacon,

1350
01:32:28,321 --> 01:32:32,742
setting a standard that inspires people
across the globe.

1351
01:32:33,743 --> 01:32:37,788
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you Miranda Priestly.

1352
01:32:55,348 --> 01:32:57,600
Thank you, my dear friend.

1353
01:32:59,143 --> 01:33:02,021
Bonjour.
(chuckles)

1354
01:33:02,063 --> 01:33:05,274
Thank you very much for coming today

1355
01:33:05,316 --> 01:33:09,862
to help celebrate
our dear friend, James Holt.

1356
01:33:17,620 --> 01:33:21,290
But before I talk to you about James

1357
01:33:21,332 --> 01:33:23,626
and his many accomplishments,

1358
01:33:25,002 --> 01:33:29,006
I would like first
to share some news with you.

1359
01:33:30,257 --> 01:33:33,844
Um, as many of you know,

1360
01:33:33,886 --> 01:33:36,806
uh, recently Massimo Corteleoni

1361
01:33:36,847 --> 01:33:40,976
has agreed to finance the expansion
of the James Holt label,

1362
01:33:41,018 --> 01:33:45,064
transforming the work
of this visionary artist

1363
01:33:45,106 --> 01:33:49,652
into a global brand,
which is really an exciting enterprise.

1364
01:33:49,694 --> 01:33:53,197
Runway and James Holt
share many things in common,

1365
01:33:53,239 --> 01:33:57,034
chief among them,
a commitment to excellence.

1366
01:33:58,119 --> 01:34:02,164
And so, it should come as no surprise

1367
01:34:02,206 --> 01:34:04,333
that when the time came
for James to choose

1368
01:34:04,375 --> 01:34:06,836
the new president
of James Holt International,

1369
01:34:06,877 --> 01:34:09,839
he chose from within the Runway family.

1370
01:34:11,757 --> 01:34:14,844
And it's my great happiness today

1371
01:34:14,885 --> 01:34:17,555
to announce to you all that that person...

1372
01:34:18,681 --> 01:34:24,019
is my friend and
longtime esteemed colleague...

1373
01:34:24,895 --> 01:34:26,147
Jacqueline Follet.

1374
01:34:38,701 --> 01:34:40,953
Thank you. Merci.

1375
01:34:57,428 --> 01:35:00,181
And now to the main event,

1376
01:35:00,222 --> 01:35:03,684
our celebration of James Holt.

1377
01:35:03,726 --> 01:35:06,604
We at Runway are very proud
to have been—

1378
01:35:08,105 --> 01:35:10,316
When the time is right,
she'll pay me back.

1379
01:35:13,360 --> 01:35:14,945
You sure about that?

1380
01:35:15,946 --> 01:35:17,114
No.

1381
01:35:18,449 --> 01:35:20,201
But I hope for the best.

1382
01:35:21,452 --> 01:35:22,745
I have to.

1383
01:35:43,182 --> 01:35:44,850
You thought I didn't know.

1384
01:35:47,478 --> 01:35:51,190
I've known what was happening
for quite some time.

1385
01:35:52,441 --> 01:35:54,235
It just took me a little while

1386
01:35:54,276 --> 01:35:56,821
to find a suitable alternative
for Jacqueline.

1387
01:35:56,862 --> 01:36:02,201
And that James Holt job
was so absurdly overpaid

1388
01:36:02,243 --> 01:36:05,120
that, of course, she
jumped at it. (chuckles)

1389
01:36:05,162 --> 01:36:09,375
So I just had to tell Irv that Jacqueline
was unavailable.

1390
01:36:09,416 --> 01:36:13,879
The truth is, there is no one
that can do what I do,

1391
01:36:13,921 --> 01:36:15,381
including her.

1392
01:36:16,841 --> 01:36:18,342
Any of the other choices

1393
01:36:18,384 --> 01:36:20,553
would have found that job impossible,

1394
01:36:20,594 --> 01:36:22,388
and the magazine would have suffered.

1395
01:36:22,429 --> 01:36:26,016
(sighs)
Especially because of the list.

1396
01:36:27,643 --> 01:36:31,480
The list of designers,
photographers,

1397
01:36:31,522 --> 01:36:35,484
editors, writers, models, all of whom
were found by me, nurtured by me

1398
01:36:35,526 --> 01:36:38,362
and have promised me
they will follow me

1399
01:36:38,404 --> 01:36:41,657
whenever and if ever
I choose to leave Runway.

1400
01:36:43,701 --> 01:36:45,911
So he reconsidered.

1401
01:36:49,373 --> 01:36:52,668
But I was very, very impressed

1402
01:36:52,710 --> 01:36:55,212
by how intently you tried to warn me.

1403
01:36:55,963 --> 01:36:58,924
I never thought
I would say this, Andrea,

1404
01:36:58,966 --> 01:37:00,551
but I really—

1405
01:37:02,845 --> 01:37:05,222
I see a great deal of myself in you.

1406
01:37:08,559 --> 01:37:12,605
You can see beyond what people want
and what they need,

1407
01:37:12,646 --> 01:37:14,982
and you can choose for yourself.

1408
01:37:18,903 --> 01:37:20,988
I don't think I'm like that.

1409
01:37:22,364 --> 01:37:23,866
I—

1410
01:37:27,828 --> 01:37:29,622
I couldn't do what you did to Nigel,
Miranda.

1411
01:37:29,663 --> 01:37:31,165
I couldn't do something like that.

1412
01:37:32,458 --> 01:37:36,086
Mm. You already did.

1413
01:37:40,424 --> 01:37:41,800
To Emily.

1414
01:37:42,468 --> 01:37:43,594
That's not what I—

1415
01:37:45,638 --> 01:37:48,474
No, that was— that was different.
I didn't have a choice.

1416
01:37:48,515 --> 01:37:51,727
Oh, no, you chose.
You chose to get ahead.

1417
01:37:53,312 --> 01:37:56,482
You want this life,
those choices are necessary.

1418
01:37:56,523 --> 01:38:01,195
But what if... this isn't what I want?

1419
01:38:01,236 --> 01:38:05,282
I mean, what if I don't
want to live the way you live?

1420
01:38:05,324 --> 01:38:08,869
Don't be ridiculous, Andrea.
Everybody wants this.

1421
01:38:10,704 --> 01:38:13,290
Everybody wants to be us.

1422
01:39:40,127 --> 01:39:42,254
I have to be at work in 20 minutes.

1423
01:39:44,298 --> 01:39:45,591
What's up?

1424
01:39:47,092 --> 01:39:48,927
Well, I just—

1425
01:39:50,637 --> 01:39:53,265
I wanted to say that
you were right about everything.

1426
01:39:54,391 --> 01:39:55,601
That...

1427
01:39:56,727 --> 01:39:59,396
I turned my back on my friends
and my family

1428
01:39:59,438 --> 01:40:04,735
and everything I believed in,
and— and for what?

1429
01:40:04,777 --> 01:40:09,740
For shoes and shirts
and jackets and belts.

1430
01:40:09,782 --> 01:40:10,991
Nate.

1431
01:40:15,412 --> 01:40:16,747
I'm sorry.

1432
01:40:25,089 --> 01:40:27,466
I— (clears throat)

1433
01:40:27,508 --> 01:40:29,885
I flew up to Boston
while you were gone.

1434
01:40:31,011 --> 01:40:32,596
I interviewed at the Oak Room.

1435
01:40:33,639 --> 01:40:35,140
And?

1436
01:40:36,225 --> 01:40:39,144
And you're looking
at their new sous-chef.

1437
01:40:39,186 --> 01:40:43,148
- I'm moving up there in a couple weeks.
- That's great. Congratulations.

1438
01:40:48,487 --> 01:40:51,990
I don't know what I'm gonna do without
those late-night grilled cheeses, but—

1439
01:40:52,032 --> 01:40:56,161
I'm pretty sure
they have bread in Boston.

1440
01:40:56,203 --> 01:40:58,205
May even have Jarlsberg.

1441
01:41:01,542 --> 01:41:04,044
We might be able
to figure something out.

1442
01:41:05,879 --> 01:41:07,214
You think?

1443
01:41:08,132 --> 01:41:09,758
Yeah.

1444
01:41:16,849 --> 01:41:20,519
So, what about you?
I mean, what are you gonna do now?

1445
01:41:20,561 --> 01:41:23,981
Actually, I, uh— I have
a job interview today.

1446
01:41:24,022 --> 01:41:25,232
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hm.

1447
01:41:26,400 --> 01:41:27,901
That's what you're wearing?

1448
01:41:28,777 --> 01:41:30,612
Shut up. I like this.

1449
01:41:35,826 --> 01:41:37,828
- Andy, Greg Hill.
- Hello.

1450
01:41:37,870 --> 01:41:40,455
Come on.
These clips are excellent.

1451
01:41:40,497 --> 01:41:43,458
This thing on the Janitors' Union,
that's exactly what we do here.

1452
01:41:43,500 --> 01:41:46,378
My only question is, Runway?

1453
01:41:47,379 --> 01:41:49,131
You were there for less than a year.

1454
01:41:49,173 --> 01:41:51,383
What the hell kind of a blip is that?

1455
01:41:52,384 --> 01:41:54,303
Learned a lot.

1456
01:41:56,346 --> 01:42:00,642
In the end, though,
I kind of... screwed it up.

1457
01:42:00,684 --> 01:42:05,105
I, uh, called over there for a reference,
left word with some snooty girl.

1458
01:42:05,147 --> 01:42:08,775
Next thing you know,
I got a fax from Miranda Priestly herself,

1459
01:42:08,817 --> 01:42:11,320
saying that of all the assistants
she's ever had,

1460
01:42:11,361 --> 01:42:13,697
you were, by far,
her biggest disappointment.

1461
01:42:14,698 --> 01:42:17,409
And, if I don't hire you,

1462
01:42:17,451 --> 01:42:18,952
I am an idiot.

1463
01:42:21,371 --> 01:42:23,040
You must have done something right.

1464
01:42:56,198 --> 01:42:58,075
Miranda Priestly's office.

1465
01:42:58,116 --> 01:42:59,826
Hey, Emily, it's Andy.

1466
01:42:59,868 --> 01:43:03,205
Don't hang up.
I have a favor to ask you.

1467
01:43:03,247 --> 01:43:05,415
You have a favor to ask of me?

1468
01:43:05,457 --> 01:43:09,503
Yeah. The thing is, I have
all these clothes from Paris,

1469
01:43:09,544 --> 01:43:11,713
and I don't have anyplace
to wear them,

1470
01:43:11,755 --> 01:43:15,300
so I was wondering
if you could take them off my hands.

1471
01:43:20,138 --> 01:43:24,226
Well, I don't know.
It's a huge imposition.

1472
01:43:24,268 --> 01:43:27,104
And I'll have to get them taken in.
I mean, they'll drown me.

1473
01:43:28,689 --> 01:43:30,190
But I suppose I could help you out.

1474
01:43:30,232 --> 01:43:33,151
I will have Roy pick them up
this afternoon.

1475
01:43:33,193 --> 01:43:37,906
Thanks, Em.
I appreciate it. Good luck.

1476
01:43:47,624 --> 01:43:50,794
You have some very
large shoes to fill.

1477
01:43:51,712 --> 01:43:53,005
I hope you know that.

1478
01:43:59,761 --> 01:44:03,140
I don't understand
why it is so challenging...

1479
01:44:03,181 --> 01:44:06,351
to get my car when I ask for it.

1480
01:44:52,064 --> 01:44:53,357
Go.

1481
01:49:18,955 --> 01:49:20,957
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