1 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:50,885 Mommy and Daddy will be right next to you. 2 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:52,519 The lights will go down. 3 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:55,222 There may be some organ music as the curtain opens. 4 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:56,423 Don't be scared. 5 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,392 It'll be dark in there, you said. 6 00:00:58,425 --> 00:01:00,494 - I don't want to go in. - But it's fun. 7 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:02,262 All week, you've been so excited. 8 00:01:02,295 --> 00:01:03,931 Your first ever movie. 9 00:01:03,965 --> 00:01:06,566 - And the people are gigantic. - What people? 10 00:01:06,601 --> 00:01:09,236 You said the people in the movie are gigantic. 11 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:10,905 Oh, because of the big screen they're on, 12 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:12,740 but they're not real, uh, right? 13 00:01:12,774 --> 00:01:15,810 - They're like dreams. - Dreams are scary. 14 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:19,379 Some dreams are, but this is gonna be a nice dream. 15 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:22,750 About a circus and clowns and acrobats and, um... 16 00:01:22,784 --> 00:01:24,351 You want to know how it works? 17 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,386 There's a big machine called a projector. 18 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,221 Inside, there's a big bright light, 19 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,657 and it projects photographs 20 00:01:29,691 --> 00:01:31,793 - of-of clowns and acrobats. - And elephants. 21 00:01:31,826 --> 00:01:34,394 - Uh, "projecting" means it sends them out. - Happy things. 22 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,596 Happy things like light from a huge flashlight. 23 00:01:36,631 --> 00:01:39,667 But these photographs move past the light really fast. 24 00:01:39,701 --> 00:01:41,568 24 photos in every second. 25 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:42,704 Now, in your brain, 26 00:01:42,737 --> 00:01:45,572 each photograph stays for about a 15th of a second. 27 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:48,241 That's called persistence of vision. 28 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,711 The photographs move past 29 00:01:49,744 --> 00:01:51,578 faster than your brain can let go of them, 30 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,580 and that's how the movie projector tricks us 31 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:56,918 into believing that motionless pictures are moving. 32 00:01:56,951 --> 00:01:59,620 A motion picture. 33 00:01:59,654 --> 00:02:03,925 Movies are dreams, doll, that you never forget. 34 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:05,258 You just wait and see. 35 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,593 When it's over, you're gonna have 36 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,595 the biggest, sloppiest smile on your face. 37 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,597 They're letting us in. 38 00:02:24,746 --> 00:02:26,881 Wait till the engines pass. 39 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:43,463 Unlock the door. 40 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:47,935 Pass it down. 41 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:53,040 - What's that? - Second section. 42 00:02:55,109 --> 00:02:57,912 Angel. She's on that train. 43 00:02:57,945 --> 00:03:00,047 So what? We got the dough. Let's get out of here. 44 00:03:00,081 --> 00:03:02,516 Lights. I must turn the lights down the track. 45 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:04,351 You crazy lunkhead. Give me that wheel. 46 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:06,954 We are going to... Down the track! 47 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:11,626 The train! Stop the train! 48 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,060 Stop the train! 49 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:17,064 Stop! Can't you see the lights? 50 00:03:17,098 --> 00:03:18,532 Stop! 51 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:22,069 First section! Hold it! 52 00:03:22,103 --> 00:03:25,706 Angel! Angel! 53 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:50,463 What was your favorite part? 54 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:57,370 Sammy, what do you want for Hanukkah? 55 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,640 I told you this wasn't a good idea, 56 00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:02,542 what with all of his A-N-X-I-E-T-I-E-S. 57 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,612 Kids his age have big I-M-A-G-I-N-A-T-I-O-N-S. 58 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:08,582 No fair spelling out the long words. 59 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,163 The lights change how everything looks. 60 00:04:13,187 --> 00:04:14,655 It's hard to find our house. 61 00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:17,091 Ours is the dark house with no lights. 62 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:30,037 That's what I want for Hanukkah. 63 00:04:30,071 --> 00:04:32,006 - What? - Christmas lights! 64 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:34,876 Sorry, dolly. 65 00:04:34,909 --> 00:04:36,978 Jews don't get Christmas lights. 66 00:04:37,011 --> 00:04:38,880 Eight nights of candlelight. 67 00:04:46,821 --> 00:04:49,891 Can I sleep with the oscilloscope? 68 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:05,673 Get going. We got to burn rubber. 69 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:07,041 - What's that? - Second section. 70 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:08,609 Angel. She's on that train. 71 00:05:08,643 --> 00:05:10,111 The lights. 72 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:11,588 I must turn the lights down the track. 73 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:12,780 Stop the train! 74 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:13,781 Stop the train! 75 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,783 - Angel! 76 00:05:17,952 --> 00:05:21,521 Mommy! Mommy! 77 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:25,126 I know what I want for Hanukkah! 78 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:27,194 I know what I want for Hanukkah! 79 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,241 Hanukkah! 80 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:43,945 Thank you! 81 00:05:47,248 --> 00:05:49,016 Sammy. 82 00:05:49,050 --> 00:05:51,085 - Oh, my God. - Whoa. 83 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:52,987 I'm so excited. 84 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:34,695 Okay, so the outside grounds, the middle conducts the power, 85 00:06:34,729 --> 00:06:36,998 and these two metal wheels under the engine 86 00:06:37,031 --> 00:06:38,632 complete the circuit. 87 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:41,902 So, new, Mr. Engineer? 88 00:06:41,936 --> 00:06:44,238 RCA gave you a raise? 89 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:46,941 That is one expensive trolley car. 90 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:48,843 It's not a trolley car. It's a Lionel train. 91 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:50,978 No raises for the computer guys this year. 92 00:06:51,012 --> 00:06:52,146 Next year, maybe. 93 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:53,590 Your moonlighting son is paying for it 94 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,916 by filling up my house with broken TVs. 95 00:06:55,950 --> 00:06:58,285 Repair work, that's how. 96 00:06:58,319 --> 00:07:01,255 Oy, careful he doesn't electrocute himself. 97 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:05,159 - Hold on. - You're okay. 98 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:07,828 You're not taking that fancy train to Florida without me. 99 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:09,562 Hey, look. 100 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,665 She's down on the floor. 101 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:13,667 Who's gonna help her up? 102 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,302 Who says I'm getting up? 103 00:07:15,336 --> 00:07:18,973 I'm going to Miami on the Sammy Limited. 104 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:20,941 Go ahead. 105 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:24,045 Ooh. 106 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,647 I precisely engineer toys. 107 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,015 You can play with them 108 00:08:35,049 --> 00:08:36,359 when you've learned to treat them with respect. 109 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,752 I do respect them. I love them. 110 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:40,430 I know you do, but you can't just love something. 111 00:08:40,454 --> 00:08:43,224 You also have to take care of it, right? 112 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:50,631 Maybe we can play together with them this weekend. 113 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:01,108 But I need to see them crash. 114 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:06,280 I don't understand. 115 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:08,916 Why does he need to see them crash? 116 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,288 It's late. 117 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:15,956 You don't want to shut your light? 118 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:17,057 Mm. In a minute. 119 00:09:17,091 --> 00:09:19,426 I'm still wide-awake. 120 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:22,163 You see these descending notes? 121 00:09:22,196 --> 00:09:24,732 That's called a lament bass. 122 00:09:27,368 --> 00:09:30,171 You should play it on the radio on that arts program. 123 00:09:30,204 --> 00:09:32,206 - Oh. - They keep asking you to go back. 124 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,908 I don't have time for that. Mm. 125 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:35,809 Well, we can hire a sitter. 126 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,053 Who can afford that? Forget it. 127 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,180 That was another life. 128 00:09:39,213 --> 00:09:41,682 That was two kids ago. 129 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:49,990 You know what I miss most about the piano? 130 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:54,995 Surrendering to the score. 131 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,466 Knowing Bach is gonna tell you how... 132 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:02,002 First this note, then this chord, 133 00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:06,473 then you open your hand, you stretch down an octave... 134 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:20,087 Making a little world you can be safe and happy in. 135 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:28,329 Thank you. 136 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:40,741 That's why he needs to watch them crash. 137 00:10:41,976 --> 00:10:46,180 He's trying to get some kind of control over it. 138 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,355 Sammy? 139 00:10:55,556 --> 00:10:58,993 We're going to use Daddy's camera to film it. 140 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,195 Only crash the train once, okay? 141 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:02,997 Then, after we get the film developed, 142 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,407 you can watch it crash over and over 143 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,867 till it's not so scary anymore. 144 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,370 And your real train won't ever get broken. 145 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,308 One more thing, dolly. 146 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,011 Let's not tell your father. 147 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:20,347 It'll be our secret movie, just yours and mine. 148 00:11:22,316 --> 00:11:24,351 - Okay? - Okay. 149 00:11:25,319 --> 00:11:26,587 Sorry I'm late. 150 00:11:26,621 --> 00:11:28,822 I picked up Ms. Moynahan's Motorola. 151 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,267 There's no room left in the workshop. 152 00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:32,302 - Where should I put it? - The living room, I guess? 153 00:11:32,326 --> 00:11:34,161 Okay. 154 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:37,231 Hey, uh, sorry I'm late. I picked up Mrs. Fabelman. 155 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,265 Where should I put her? 156 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,503 Ow! Ow, ow, ow. 157 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,838 - Did the mail come? - It's on the table. 158 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,876 Cossack. 159 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,962 - This is brisket? - My movie! 160 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,566 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 161 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,234 After supper. 162 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,137 The amount of magnetism is increased by 163 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,340 how magnetically permeable the core material is. 164 00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:21,909 The tricky thing is how permeable we can make it. 165 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,278 Am I supposed to be following any of this? 166 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,914 You know what a magnetic field is, right? 167 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,950 Uh, yeah. Well, sure. I mean, it... 168 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,119 Sammy, do you know what a magnetic field is? 169 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,921 - Can I be excused? - Nope. 170 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,623 But I need to, just for a minute. 171 00:12:35,657 --> 00:12:37,358 - What's so urgent? - Honey. 172 00:12:37,391 --> 00:12:39,193 This tastes funny, Burt. 173 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,562 It tastes funny on a plastic fork. 174 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,498 - Ma. - Is she saving the silverware 175 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,634 for when the Eisenhowers drop by? 176 00:12:46,668 --> 00:12:48,502 The problem is we're using vacuum tubes, 177 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,237 not transistors, and magnetic cores 178 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,107 - to try to access memory... - 35,000 magnetic cores. 179 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,942 Hey, Sam, you know on your father's camera 180 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,143 when the film runs out? 181 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,645 When that happens, what do you do? 182 00:12:57,679 --> 00:12:59,513 - Load more film. - The same with computers. 183 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,659 You have to load more tape, and that slows everything down... 184 00:13:01,683 --> 00:13:03,384 Mitz, the chopped liver was beyond belief. 185 00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:05,185 Load it with data, 186 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,321 and instead of changing tapes every ten seconds, 187 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,089 this new machine he's engineering... 188 00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:11,525 - The BIZMAC! - The BIZMAC! 189 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,527 It can search for information 190 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,705 through all these tapes at once. 191 00:13:14,729 --> 00:13:16,139 You never need to change any of them. 192 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,203 It'll be ten times faster. 193 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:20,200 I love Burt's brain. 194 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:23,370 Especially when you're around to explain what's in it. 195 00:13:27,675 --> 00:13:29,042 Mom, I have to go upstairs now. 196 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,612 Not until you've finished eating. 197 00:13:30,645 --> 00:13:31,679 He cleaned his plate. 198 00:13:31,713 --> 00:13:33,280 No, he didn't. 199 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,150 Sammy. 200 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,961 Hey, Natalie, I think there's something under your plate. 201 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,086 - Sammy. - No, there isn't. 202 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,220 Lift it up and check. 203 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,422 I saw it moving. 204 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:51,331 Licorice. 205 00:13:51,365 --> 00:13:53,967 If there's anything I'm a sucker for, 206 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,001 it's licorice. 207 00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:00,040 Uncle Bennie, that was so disgusting! 208 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:03,110 - No, no! - Natalie, he is not your uncle. 209 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,446 Also, he is not that funny. 210 00:14:05,479 --> 00:14:08,582 Oh, "uncle" is a term of affection. 211 00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:11,251 Natalie, he's not related. 212 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:16,190 He's only always here because he works for my son. 213 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:19,126 He's only always here because he's my best friend. 214 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,328 And deep down inside you, Mrs. Fabelman, 215 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,397 admit it, I'm your friend, too. 216 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:27,334 Deep down inside of me is none of your business. 217 00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:30,204 Sid Caesar's on tonight. 218 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,105 Help me. 219 00:14:32,807 --> 00:14:34,475 - Natalie, get that corner. - What? 220 00:14:34,508 --> 00:14:35,777 Get the corner. Get the corner. 221 00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:37,612 Can I help you take it out? 222 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,299 Sammy. 223 00:15:37,839 --> 00:15:40,407 I had to crash it a whole lot of times, 224 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,510 - but the train never got hurt. - Golly. 225 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,815 I thought that was The Greatest Show on Earth. 226 00:15:47,849 --> 00:15:52,586 Oh, more, more, more, more, more. 227 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,556 Head back. Open. 228 00:15:55,589 --> 00:15:58,191 - Ah. - Candy corn in. 229 00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:00,527 Say, "Ah." 230 00:16:00,561 --> 00:16:02,262 Head back. 231 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:06,133 Ketchup. Okay. 232 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,467 Scream like it hurts. 233 00:16:07,501 --> 00:16:09,102 Pull it! 234 00:16:22,817 --> 00:16:24,752 Sammy! 235 00:16:26,754 --> 00:16:28,355 Oh. 236 00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:07,729 Take off the blindfolds. 237 00:17:17,805 --> 00:17:19,707 Sammy? 238 00:17:20,608 --> 00:17:23,377 Reggie, Natalie, come downstairs pronto. 239 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:26,546 Your father has an announcement. 240 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,918 General Electric wants to hire me 241 00:17:30,952 --> 00:17:33,453 because of what I did on BIZMAC. 242 00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:36,658 They want to use my electronic library system to... 243 00:17:36,691 --> 00:17:38,660 Well, I-I don't think they have any notion 244 00:17:38,693 --> 00:17:39,894 of what I can do with it. 245 00:17:39,927 --> 00:17:42,229 And I'll make more money. 246 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,264 Is Uncle Bennie coming, too? 247 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,601 Well, D-Daddy and me haven't had a chance to think 248 00:17:46,634 --> 00:17:49,436 - about Uncle Bennie, but... - Bennie, no. He lives here. 249 00:17:51,639 --> 00:17:53,507 Burt. 250 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,812 I'll miss your Uncle Bennie, too, 251 00:17:57,845 --> 00:18:00,580 but Phoenix is a real neat city. 252 00:18:00,615 --> 00:18:02,282 It's on the rise. 253 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,460 They've only just hired me. I've got no pull there yet. 254 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,353 I can't ask General Electric 255 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,955 to hire somebody else on my say-so. 256 00:18:07,989 --> 00:18:09,957 - That's not how it works. - Don't ask them. 257 00:18:09,991 --> 00:18:11,826 Do it yourself. They're hiring you to manage. 258 00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:13,895 Managers hire. Hire Bennie. 259 00:18:13,928 --> 00:18:15,630 Uh, who's watching... Sammy! 260 00:18:15,663 --> 00:18:17,564 He's got to make a name for himself at RCA. 261 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,366 - Come here. Come here. - That's what I did. 262 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,635 He'll stay in New Jersey, 263 00:18:20,668 --> 00:18:22,536 get out from under my shadow and then... 264 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,247 - He needs you, Burt. - There's a tornado outside! 265 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,749 Yeah, well, there's a bigger one in here. 266 00:18:25,773 --> 00:18:28,710 Honestly, honestly, Burt, sometimes I want to shake you. 267 00:18:28,743 --> 00:18:31,578 You're-you're gonna leave him behind with just a-a shrug? 268 00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:33,246 Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! 269 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,749 "We'll see ya later." 270 00:18:34,782 --> 00:18:37,618 And once we're gone, who will he have left in New Jersey? 271 00:18:37,652 --> 00:18:39,495 You have an opportunity to help your best friend. 272 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,955 - Mommy, look! - Mommy! Mommy! 273 00:18:40,988 --> 00:18:42,422 - Honestly, wake up. - Mom! Mom! 274 00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:44,859 - What? - Look! There's a tornado outside. 275 00:18:44,892 --> 00:18:46,627 - I'm scared. - Just go. 276 00:18:48,863 --> 00:18:51,866 Wow! Ah! 277 00:18:54,769 --> 00:18:56,403 Oh! 278 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,242 You weren't kidding! 279 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,512 How close is it? 280 00:19:07,915 --> 00:19:10,017 Why does the sky look orange? 281 00:19:11,753 --> 00:19:12,887 Come on! 282 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,655 Come on. Let's go see. 283 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:18,760 - Get in, get in! - Get in! 284 00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:21,729 Mitz? Where are you going? 285 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,032 Mitz, where are... 286 00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:27,769 Hey! 287 00:19:27,802 --> 00:19:29,871 Where are you going? 288 00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:33,908 Mitz! 289 00:19:36,711 --> 00:19:38,478 Mitzi! 290 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,787 Where is it? 291 00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:47,387 I can't see it anymore. 292 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,056 Up ahead somewhere. We'll find it. 293 00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:51,826 Mom, it's there. It's there! 294 00:19:56,097 --> 00:19:57,999 Is this s-safe? 295 00:19:58,032 --> 00:20:00,768 Of course it's safe. I'm your mother. 296 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,972 Mom, stop! 297 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,464 Everything happens for a reason. 298 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:34,568 Everything happens for a reason. 299 00:20:34,602 --> 00:20:37,504 Everything happens for a reason. 300 00:20:38,139 --> 00:20:40,107 Say it with me. 301 00:20:40,141 --> 00:20:42,610 Everything happens for a reason. 302 00:20:42,643 --> 00:20:46,113 Everything happens for a reason. 303 00:20:46,147 --> 00:20:48,983 Everything happens for a reason. 304 00:20:49,016 --> 00:20:50,985 Everything happens for a reason. 305 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,571 I think there's something dead in the road. 306 00:21:19,747 --> 00:21:22,515 Reggie, wave in the camera. 307 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,475 - Ooh, look. - There it is! 308 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:49,844 There it is. Wow. 309 00:21:49,877 --> 00:21:51,812 Whoa! 310 00:21:51,846 --> 00:21:53,824 Let me out. I want to take a shot of him pulling in. 311 00:21:53,848 --> 00:21:55,616 - No! - No, I have to pee now! 312 00:21:55,650 --> 00:21:57,517 Me, too! Now! No! 313 00:22:02,857 --> 00:22:05,558 No! I have to pee! 314 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:07,460 - Keep coming. - No! 315 00:22:09,230 --> 00:22:11,799 Keep coming, Dad. You're doing great. 316 00:22:14,035 --> 00:22:17,939 And... 317 00:22:17,972 --> 00:22:20,141 Stop. 318 00:22:20,174 --> 00:22:21,876 Freeze. 319 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:31,953 - Where's the lunch box? - Wow. 320 00:22:31,986 --> 00:22:33,220 Where's the lunch box? Hurry! 321 00:22:33,254 --> 00:22:34,956 Guys, look at the monster Sammy caught. 322 00:22:34,989 --> 00:22:36,724 I got the babies. 323 00:22:36,757 --> 00:22:38,693 - Sal found babies. - Look at that. 324 00:22:38,726 --> 00:22:39,961 Sammy, Dean, come on. 325 00:22:39,994 --> 00:22:41,561 There's a huge nest right there. 326 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:43,264 - Come on, guys. - A big one, Sammy. 327 00:22:43,297 --> 00:22:45,199 - Oh, God. - Oh! 328 00:22:45,232 --> 00:22:46,634 It's a whole herd of 'em. 329 00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:47,835 Scorpions come in nests. 330 00:22:47,868 --> 00:22:49,569 No, actually, it's a bed of scorpions. 331 00:22:49,603 --> 00:22:51,839 No, it's a nest. 332 00:22:51,872 --> 00:22:53,975 The baby scorpions are called "scorplings." 333 00:22:54,008 --> 00:22:55,176 They're twice as venomous. 334 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:56,552 That's-that's why the lab pays more. 335 00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:57,979 There's got to be like 50 of 'em. 336 00:22:58,012 --> 00:22:59,156 Well, how much is the laboratory gonna pay for them? 337 00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:00,715 50 cents per baby. 338 00:23:00,748 --> 00:23:03,084 - That's 25 bucks! - We're rich. 339 00:23:03,117 --> 00:23:05,518 Well, what are we gonna buy? 340 00:23:07,989 --> 00:23:09,090 12 dollars even. 341 00:23:10,257 --> 00:23:13,160 Well, it's the merit badge for photography, not movies. 342 00:23:13,194 --> 00:23:15,763 The manual says you got to tell a story with still pictures. 343 00:23:15,796 --> 00:23:17,665 Yeah, but all a movie is is still pictures. 344 00:23:17,698 --> 00:23:19,575 You just put a bunch of them together and they move. 345 00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:22,136 Okay, but what kind of movie are we making? 346 00:23:22,169 --> 00:23:24,872 Ooh. Sammy, look. It's Janet Benedict. 347 00:23:27,975 --> 00:23:29,877 Hey, go on and talk to her. I dare you. 348 00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:31,245 He already talked to her. 349 00:23:31,278 --> 00:23:32,913 - No way. - Like hell. 350 00:23:32,947 --> 00:23:34,882 No way. He actually spoke to her? 351 00:23:34,915 --> 00:23:37,018 He did. He did. He walked right up to her. 352 00:23:37,051 --> 00:23:38,595 - And he... - You went up to Janet Benedict? 353 00:23:38,619 --> 00:23:39,930 - What did you say to her? - Nothing. 354 00:23:39,954 --> 00:23:41,665 Oh, come on. Tell them what happened, Sammy. 355 00:23:41,689 --> 00:23:43,024 Nothing happened. 356 00:23:43,057 --> 00:23:45,292 Something happened. Come on. 357 00:23:45,326 --> 00:23:47,828 Could be the same one. 358 00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:51,899 "Overland." Say, I think it is the same one. 359 00:23:52,867 --> 00:23:54,534 Well, I declare. 360 00:23:58,105 --> 00:23:59,640 So, uh, 361 00:23:59,673 --> 00:24:02,777 Sammy kind of sidewinds his way in her direction. 362 00:24:02,810 --> 00:24:04,979 And he's trying to, um... he-he's trying to work up 363 00:24:05,012 --> 00:24:07,648 the nerve to say something slick and smooth like, 364 00:24:07,681 --> 00:24:09,582 - "Hey, Jan, baby." - No, I wasn't. 365 00:24:09,617 --> 00:24:11,052 You're making this up. 366 00:24:11,085 --> 00:24:13,586 But-but he sees that Janet's got something on her nose. 367 00:24:13,621 --> 00:24:14,822 So now he's thinking, "Cool. 368 00:24:14,855 --> 00:24:16,724 Here's my excuse to go up and talk to her." 369 00:24:16,757 --> 00:24:19,860 So he goes and he says, "Hey, uh, sorry, Janet. 370 00:24:19,894 --> 00:24:22,263 It-it looks like you have a little smudge on your nose." 371 00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:23,964 - Shut up, Hark. - But it wasn't a smudge. 372 00:24:23,998 --> 00:24:25,942 - It looked like a smudge. - And it wasn't little. 373 00:24:25,966 --> 00:24:27,635 Hark, shut up! 374 00:24:28,636 --> 00:24:30,304 It was a booger! 375 00:24:30,337 --> 00:24:31,872 A big, fat, 376 00:24:31,906 --> 00:24:33,908 Janet Benedict booger. 377 00:24:36,410 --> 00:24:38,846 It was huge. 378 00:24:43,651 --> 00:24:44,785 Hey, Sammy. 379 00:24:44,819 --> 00:24:46,654 Stand and deliver. 380 00:24:46,687 --> 00:24:49,190 What kind of movie are we gonna make? 381 00:24:50,124 --> 00:24:53,160 Stand and deliver. 382 00:24:55,029 --> 00:24:56,831 No, keep screaming. Keep screaming. 383 00:25:00,067 --> 00:25:02,112 I need more dust. Dad, can you grab the sandwich board? 384 00:25:02,136 --> 00:25:04,738 No, no. God, no, no more dust. No. 385 00:25:04,772 --> 00:25:06,173 Reggie, stop coughing! 386 00:25:06,207 --> 00:25:08,075 - I'm coughing because there's dust. - Okay. 387 00:25:08,109 --> 00:25:09,853 - More dust, fellas. - Natalie, say, "Please don't kill me." 388 00:25:09,877 --> 00:25:11,021 - All right. - Reggie, stop coughing. 389 00:25:11,045 --> 00:25:12,713 You're being dramatic. 390 00:25:12,746 --> 00:25:13,990 Mr. Fabelman, you're getting dirt inside my stagecoach. 391 00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:15,816 Don't you want me to be dramatic? 392 00:25:15,850 --> 00:25:17,260 - Don't look into the camera. - Well, we'll clean it out. 393 00:25:17,284 --> 00:25:18,686 Guys, stop looking into the camera. 394 00:25:18,719 --> 00:25:20,254 - I can't use any of this. - Dad! 395 00:26:11,939 --> 00:26:13,073 Fake. 396 00:26:15,109 --> 00:26:16,710 Totally fake. 397 00:27:06,393 --> 00:27:08,162 You hear it? 398 00:27:08,195 --> 00:27:10,097 She has got to cut those goddamn fingernails 399 00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:11,932 before she goes on live television. 400 00:27:11,966 --> 00:27:14,401 I have to perform this tomorrow. 401 00:27:14,435 --> 00:27:16,403 It's a difficult piece. 402 00:27:16,437 --> 00:27:18,138 It's a very big deal for me. 403 00:27:18,172 --> 00:27:20,507 All I asked was for you to keep your big traps shut 404 00:27:20,541 --> 00:27:23,344 and listen to my dress rehearsal. 405 00:27:23,377 --> 00:27:24,878 Sorry, Mitz. It's wonderful. 406 00:27:24,912 --> 00:27:26,247 You hear how the rising arpeggios 407 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:27,982 lift up the sad notes? 408 00:27:28,015 --> 00:27:30,384 It's in F minor, but your mom makes it sound so alive. 409 00:27:30,417 --> 00:27:32,419 She makes it sound like she's playing a typewriter. 410 00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:35,322 Oh, no. 411 00:27:35,356 --> 00:27:36,790 Not this again. 412 00:27:42,029 --> 00:27:43,831 Do you hear it? Am I clicking? 413 00:27:43,864 --> 00:27:46,200 I concentrate on your playing, but... 414 00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:47,534 Bu... Oh, great. But what? 415 00:27:47,568 --> 00:27:49,036 But people can hear it in Tucson. 416 00:27:49,069 --> 00:27:50,146 Maybe I've gotten used to it. 417 00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:50,804 Maybe GE should make 418 00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:52,273 rubber tips for fingernails. 419 00:27:52,306 --> 00:27:54,541 All right, Mitzi Fabelman. 420 00:27:54,575 --> 00:27:56,410 Time to face the music. 421 00:27:56,443 --> 00:27:57,978 Oh, boy. 422 00:27:58,012 --> 00:27:59,580 You stay away from me with those things. 423 00:27:59,614 --> 00:28:01,282 - It's Beethoven, damn it. - No, no, no! 424 00:28:01,315 --> 00:28:02,993 - It is not Morse code. Come on. - No! Stop! Stop! Stop it! 425 00:28:03,017 --> 00:28:04,551 He has a point, though, especially with 426 00:28:04,585 --> 00:28:06,120 the polydirectional ribbon microphones 427 00:28:06,153 --> 00:28:07,433 they have on television stage... 428 00:28:09,957 --> 00:28:11,392 Come on. You married her. 429 00:28:11,425 --> 00:28:12,860 Dad, don't. 430 00:28:12,893 --> 00:28:14,170 Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it! 431 00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:15,963 I will scratch you. Don't think I won't! 432 00:28:15,996 --> 00:28:17,531 Do you think Arthur Rubinstein 433 00:28:17,564 --> 00:28:19,033 had fingernails? 434 00:28:19,066 --> 00:28:20,510 - Horowitz? Schnabel? - Do not think about it. 435 00:28:20,534 --> 00:28:22,036 - Kempff? - No, no, no. 436 00:28:22,069 --> 00:28:23,605 - Liberace. - No, no, no, no. 437 00:28:23,638 --> 00:28:24,981 - Not my nails. - Come on, Fabelman. 438 00:28:25,005 --> 00:28:26,249 Show her who's General Electric's 439 00:28:26,273 --> 00:28:27,951 - product design manager. - No, my beautiful nails. 440 00:28:27,975 --> 00:28:30,411 I paid a buck 50 at the beauty parlor for these. 441 00:28:30,444 --> 00:28:32,479 Oh, no. 442 00:28:32,513 --> 00:28:36,950 One, two, three. 443 00:28:39,621 --> 00:28:41,889 Get off of me, Delilah. 444 00:28:41,922 --> 00:28:43,324 - Delilah? - Okay, the fun's over. 445 00:28:43,357 --> 00:28:45,559 I'll do the rest myself. 446 00:28:50,964 --> 00:28:53,400 Oh. 447 00:28:53,434 --> 00:28:54,868 Oh, great. 448 00:28:54,902 --> 00:28:57,137 Just great. Well, that decides it. 449 00:28:57,171 --> 00:28:59,473 I'm gonna play the program from memory tomorrow. 450 00:28:59,506 --> 00:29:04,244 No sheet music, short nails, like a real performing artist. 451 00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:54,495 Did you drop your gun? 452 00:29:54,528 --> 00:29:55,562 Come on. 453 00:30:07,174 --> 00:30:08,475 That's me. 454 00:30:12,146 --> 00:30:13,981 Real scary, Sheriff. 455 00:30:23,223 --> 00:30:25,359 Whoa. 456 00:30:38,272 --> 00:30:40,207 Whoa. 457 00:30:43,678 --> 00:30:46,079 H-How'd you do that? 458 00:30:48,650 --> 00:30:50,384 How'd you do that? 459 00:31:08,636 --> 00:31:10,638 Whoa! 460 00:31:21,582 --> 00:31:23,484 Go, Sammy! 461 00:31:26,788 --> 00:31:28,723 It's kind of like what I do, isn't it, 462 00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:31,091 what a movie director does? 463 00:31:31,124 --> 00:31:32,359 - It is? - I figure out 464 00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:34,228 what my division needs to accomplish, 465 00:31:34,261 --> 00:31:37,498 then I work out how my guys are gonna get it done. 466 00:31:38,532 --> 00:31:40,534 Yeah, it is. Yeah, sort of. 467 00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:43,370 How'd you make it look like the guns were really firing? 468 00:31:45,572 --> 00:31:47,374 I did it with pins. 469 00:31:47,407 --> 00:31:48,776 Pins. 470 00:31:48,810 --> 00:31:51,111 Yeah, I poked holes in the film with pins. 471 00:31:51,144 --> 00:31:52,680 - Sammy. - Yeah. 472 00:31:52,714 --> 00:31:54,314 Thinking like an engineer. 473 00:31:54,348 --> 00:31:56,250 Watch the road, Dad. 474 00:31:58,085 --> 00:31:59,787 Sammy, watch the road. 475 00:31:59,821 --> 00:32:01,264 I can't edit without an editing machine. 476 00:32:01,288 --> 00:32:03,691 I have to be able to cut and splice, and I... 477 00:32:03,725 --> 00:32:06,193 Let's revisit it after the camping trip. 478 00:32:06,226 --> 00:32:08,428 It's three hours to the national forest. 479 00:32:08,462 --> 00:32:11,565 If you get your license, you can help with the driving. 480 00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:13,133 Okay. 481 00:32:14,769 --> 00:32:16,604 "You are approaching a railroad crossing 482 00:32:16,638 --> 00:32:18,806 "with no warning devices and limited visibility. 483 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,374 The speed limit is..." 484 00:32:20,407 --> 00:32:21,852 See, the thing is, though, about my new movie, 485 00:32:21,876 --> 00:32:23,778 is that it's just... 486 00:32:23,811 --> 00:32:26,413 It's about World War II, your war. 487 00:32:26,446 --> 00:32:27,825 It's gonna be, like, out of this world. 488 00:32:27,849 --> 00:32:29,216 I'm shooting on a Bolex H8. 489 00:32:29,249 --> 00:32:30,594 Finally, I can use double run film. 490 00:32:30,618 --> 00:32:31,786 You know, that's six minutes 491 00:32:31,819 --> 00:32:33,287 without having to change the reel. 492 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,355 How much did you spend to rent this camera? 493 00:32:36,356 --> 00:32:38,258 20 bucks. But I used my own money. 494 00:32:38,292 --> 00:32:39,694 You don't have to... 495 00:32:39,727 --> 00:32:41,863 And this movie editor gizmo costs? 496 00:32:41,896 --> 00:32:44,364 It's a Mansfield eight millimeter movie editor. 497 00:32:44,398 --> 00:32:46,634 How much? 498 00:32:46,668 --> 00:32:48,703 - 80 bucks. - Doggone it, Sammy! 499 00:32:48,736 --> 00:32:51,171 A hundred dollars for a hobby? 500 00:32:51,204 --> 00:32:52,640 It's not a hobby, Dad. 501 00:32:52,674 --> 00:32:54,517 If you spent half the time on algebra that you spend on 502 00:32:54,541 --> 00:32:56,486 - these movies, you could get... - Algebra? I hate algebra. 503 00:32:56,510 --> 00:32:58,345 Why are you... 504 00:32:58,378 --> 00:33:00,180 It's completely pointless. 505 00:33:00,213 --> 00:33:02,225 Not if you want to make something, it's not pointless. 506 00:33:02,249 --> 00:33:04,719 Gee, Sammy, when I was a boy, I always used to think, 507 00:33:04,752 --> 00:33:07,120 - "Somebody figured out how to make this." - Yeah. 508 00:33:07,154 --> 00:33:08,422 - This car... - Uh-huh. 509 00:33:08,455 --> 00:33:10,725 That rearview mirror, that directional signal. 510 00:33:10,758 --> 00:33:12,827 I want to make movies, though. 511 00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:15,763 I mean something real. 512 00:33:15,797 --> 00:33:18,265 Not imaginary. 513 00:33:19,901 --> 00:33:22,637 Something someone can actually use. 514 00:33:23,938 --> 00:33:27,107 Like a driver's license. 515 00:33:27,942 --> 00:33:30,243 I'm gonna vomit, Sammy! I'm gonna vomit! 516 00:33:30,277 --> 00:33:31,613 Sammy, please pull over. 517 00:33:31,646 --> 00:33:33,246 She's gonna puke all over me. 518 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,617 Go slower. You are the worst driver. 519 00:33:35,650 --> 00:33:37,217 You're gonna break the car. 520 00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:39,553 We're on a back road going three miles per hour. 521 00:33:39,586 --> 00:33:41,756 - Calm down. - You're doing great, doll. 522 00:33:41,789 --> 00:33:42,790 You're doing very well. 523 00:33:42,824 --> 00:33:44,591 Okay, watch out. Puddle up ahead. 524 00:33:52,667 --> 00:33:54,568 So we've got three 525 00:33:54,602 --> 00:33:56,479 that are strong and still green inside, so they don't burn. 526 00:33:56,503 --> 00:33:58,673 Bright green means that they're still alive 527 00:33:58,706 --> 00:34:00,507 and that they carry moisture. 528 00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:03,845 And the reason that we use the shape of the triangle 529 00:34:03,878 --> 00:34:06,346 is that when these three points connect, 530 00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:08,916 if we find the center of gravitational force, 531 00:34:08,950 --> 00:34:11,351 it creates almost perfect balance. 532 00:34:11,385 --> 00:34:13,320 - Whew. Oh. - Because I'm Tutti, and you're Frutti. 533 00:34:13,353 --> 00:34:15,589 So who else are you gonna listen to? 534 00:34:17,759 --> 00:34:18,926 Okay. 535 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,960 The pyramids, right? 536 00:34:21,395 --> 00:34:22,572 - Guys, come on! - I mean, the history 537 00:34:22,596 --> 00:34:23,898 behind this shape... 538 00:34:23,931 --> 00:34:26,266 - Ah. Oh! - Is pretty in... 539 00:34:26,299 --> 00:34:27,869 Is pretty incredible. 540 00:34:27,902 --> 00:34:29,871 Oh, hello! 541 00:34:29,904 --> 00:34:31,673 - Uh... - Hi! 542 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:34,676 Wait. Let me try it... 543 00:34:34,709 --> 00:34:36,911 - Let me try it like this. - Okay, one more time. 544 00:34:36,944 --> 00:34:38,478 - Yeah, after one more time. - Okay. 545 00:34:38,512 --> 00:34:39,914 - Ready? - Hey. 546 00:34:39,947 --> 00:34:41,683 Girls, I'm gonna start the fire! 547 00:34:41,716 --> 00:34:45,218 - Three, two, one! - Okay. Really big, really big! 548 00:34:45,252 --> 00:34:47,421 Go! Whoa! 549 00:34:47,454 --> 00:34:48,923 I thought it was gonna break. 550 00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:50,457 Oh. It's-it's happening! 551 00:34:50,490 --> 00:34:52,426 You almost broke it in half. 552 00:35:53,755 --> 00:35:55,890 We'll take a schvitz and have a... 553 00:35:55,923 --> 00:35:57,290 - Shmitz. - And eat some... 554 00:35:57,324 --> 00:35:58,659 Schnitzelpitz. 555 00:35:58,693 --> 00:36:00,661 - And drink slivovitz. - And we'll lose our wits. 556 00:36:00,695 --> 00:36:02,697 - And we'll get the shits! - And have... 557 00:36:02,730 --> 00:36:04,531 Whoa! 558 00:36:24,652 --> 00:36:26,453 They're gonna know that kind of FPU 559 00:36:26,486 --> 00:36:27,965 is not for industrial process control, 560 00:36:27,989 --> 00:36:29,791 and it will raise every red flag there is. 561 00:36:29,824 --> 00:36:31,626 - How many bits? - Float64. 562 00:36:31,659 --> 00:36:32,927 64 bits? 563 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,327 Sixty... You are nuts. 564 00:36:34,361 --> 00:36:36,496 And time-sharing for 11 operators? 565 00:36:36,530 --> 00:36:38,431 They're gonna know this is a business machine 566 00:36:38,465 --> 00:36:40,802 we're building, and we're all gonna get fired. 567 00:36:40,835 --> 00:36:42,536 No. 568 00:36:42,569 --> 00:36:43,370 Yes! 569 00:36:43,403 --> 00:36:45,072 GE doesn't build business computers. 570 00:36:45,106 --> 00:36:46,540 We do heavy industry processing. 571 00:36:46,573 --> 00:36:48,009 You got that straight from the CEO. 572 00:36:48,042 --> 00:36:49,644 Ralph Cordiner is gonna skin you alive. 573 00:36:49,677 --> 00:36:52,579 Once Bank of America buys in, this will be profitable, 574 00:36:52,613 --> 00:36:55,082 and that's Mr. Cordiner's job, making money. 575 00:36:55,116 --> 00:36:56,550 My job is getting Raytheon 576 00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:59,086 to deliver 10,000 germanium transistors 577 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,554 that meet our tolerance standards. 578 00:37:00,587 --> 00:37:02,824 And your job is to get the cabling diagrams 579 00:37:02,857 --> 00:37:04,725 to Pitney Bowes so when the time comes, 580 00:37:04,759 --> 00:37:06,994 we have a sorter to hook up to the mainframe. 581 00:37:07,028 --> 00:37:08,495 Well, maybe Pitney Bowes will hire me 582 00:37:08,528 --> 00:37:09,572 after you get us both canned from GE. 583 00:37:09,596 --> 00:37:11,431 Isn't it worth getting canned 584 00:37:11,464 --> 00:37:13,835 for the chance to build a machine that can do all that? 585 00:37:13,868 --> 00:37:15,368 It's worth it to you, maybe! 586 00:37:15,402 --> 00:37:16,613 Sure as the Lord made little green apples, 587 00:37:16,637 --> 00:37:18,039 California, here you come. 588 00:37:18,072 --> 00:37:19,539 IBM is waiting. 589 00:37:19,573 --> 00:37:20,975 Are we moving to California? 590 00:37:21,008 --> 00:37:22,475 - You are, any day now. - No, no, no. 591 00:37:22,509 --> 00:37:23,911 What? 592 00:37:23,945 --> 00:37:25,589 IBM's asking, and that's flattering, but... 593 00:37:25,613 --> 00:37:27,148 - Flattering? - Flattering! 594 00:37:27,181 --> 00:37:29,026 Every guy in computer would give his matzo balls 595 00:37:29,050 --> 00:37:30,584 to get an offer. 596 00:37:30,618 --> 00:37:31,986 You'll be in California 597 00:37:32,019 --> 00:37:34,722 building double-precision auxiliary units with an FP64. 598 00:37:34,755 --> 00:37:37,124 I'm gonna be left schvitzing in Arizona 599 00:37:37,158 --> 00:37:38,902 - making 40-watt light bulbs. - Hold your horses. 600 00:37:38,926 --> 00:37:41,595 - Congruence? Come on. - I told your mom it'll be up to her. 601 00:37:41,629 --> 00:37:44,531 I'm not uprooting us again unless she says yes. 602 00:37:44,564 --> 00:37:49,837 Why would Mamaleh ever leave all of this for California? 603 00:37:50,738 --> 00:37:53,406 We have the Grand Canyon. 604 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,376 They have the San Andreas Fault. 605 00:37:57,178 --> 00:37:58,980 Mamaleh says... 606 00:37:59,013 --> 00:38:01,883 I will never leave Arizona, 607 00:38:01,916 --> 00:38:04,118 and Arizona will never leave me. 608 00:38:07,655 --> 00:38:10,523 Kids, avert your eyes. 609 00:38:29,677 --> 00:38:31,511 - Hey, man. - Hmm? 610 00:38:31,544 --> 00:38:34,715 - Shouldn't you be filming this? - Not enough light. 611 00:38:41,989 --> 00:38:45,726 GE, living better electrically! 612 00:39:04,912 --> 00:39:06,213 Mom? 613 00:39:06,247 --> 00:39:09,449 Mom, everyone can see through your dress. Um... 614 00:39:12,552 --> 00:39:14,989 Reggie, get out of the way. 615 00:39:16,257 --> 00:39:18,491 Dad, can you please stop this? 616 00:39:19,126 --> 00:39:21,494 - Come. Sit. - No. 617 00:39:24,932 --> 00:39:27,134 Bennie, don't look! 618 00:39:27,168 --> 00:39:29,704 Oh! You're all nuts! 619 00:40:26,927 --> 00:40:29,797 My mama's such a good mama. 620 00:40:36,604 --> 00:40:38,773 I love you so much. 621 00:40:44,345 --> 00:40:46,714 I'm right here. 622 00:40:48,182 --> 00:40:50,583 I'm right here with you. 623 00:40:50,618 --> 00:40:52,653 I'm holding your hand. 624 00:40:52,686 --> 00:40:54,321 Can you feel that, Mama? 625 00:40:54,355 --> 00:40:56,057 I just gave you a squeeze. 626 00:40:57,958 --> 00:40:59,660 I love you, Mama. 627 00:41:03,764 --> 00:41:04,965 Ma. 628 00:41:06,267 --> 00:41:08,002 Mommy? 629 00:41:10,738 --> 00:41:12,206 She opened her eyes. 630 00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,375 Nurse. 631 00:41:14,408 --> 00:41:17,078 Mommy, I'm here. Here. I'm right here. 632 00:41:17,111 --> 00:41:19,180 I'm right here, Mama. 633 00:41:20,181 --> 00:41:22,083 Mommy, look at me. 634 00:41:22,116 --> 00:41:24,185 Mommy, can you hear? 635 00:41:27,288 --> 00:41:28,956 Oh. 636 00:41:28,989 --> 00:41:32,793 Oh, oh... 637 00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:03,757 It's a Mansfield eight millimeter movie editor. 638 00:42:03,791 --> 00:42:05,993 That's what you wanted, right? 639 00:42:10,931 --> 00:42:12,366 Oh, my God. 640 00:42:20,441 --> 00:42:22,409 Uh, now I need a favor in return. 641 00:42:28,849 --> 00:42:30,951 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 642 00:42:30,985 --> 00:42:32,386 Here's the favor. 643 00:42:32,419 --> 00:42:34,188 Yeah. 644 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,196 I want you to make a camping trip movie. 645 00:42:42,229 --> 00:42:43,764 Uh, you can learn 646 00:42:43,797 --> 00:42:45,175 how the editing machine works while you do this. 647 00:42:45,199 --> 00:42:46,343 It'll make your mom feel better. 648 00:42:46,367 --> 00:42:48,068 Yeah. 649 00:42:48,102 --> 00:42:52,072 That last night when she danced in the headlights, 650 00:42:52,106 --> 00:42:54,375 that'd be great. 651 00:42:54,408 --> 00:42:56,810 Get to it tomorrow, okay? 652 00:42:58,779 --> 00:43:02,816 Um, tomorrow's when we start shooting. 653 00:43:05,052 --> 00:43:06,420 Escape to Nowhere. 654 00:43:06,453 --> 00:43:07,821 We're shooting all weekend, Dad. 655 00:43:07,855 --> 00:43:09,823 - I can't. - Shoot it next weekend. 656 00:43:13,227 --> 00:43:15,462 We've got like 40 guys coming to be in the movie. 657 00:43:15,496 --> 00:43:18,165 I'll-I'll w-work on all the camping trip stuff on Monday. 658 00:43:18,199 --> 00:43:20,968 I'm asking you to do this now for your mom. She's... 659 00:43:21,001 --> 00:43:23,938 Yeah, and I said that I will, just not tomorrow, please. 660 00:43:23,971 --> 00:43:26,974 Don't be selfish. She just lost her mother. 661 00:43:27,007 --> 00:43:29,076 That's more important than your hobby. 662 00:43:29,109 --> 00:43:30,778 Dad, can you stop calling it a hobby? 663 00:43:30,811 --> 00:43:32,947 It'll cheer her up, watching this. 664 00:43:32,980 --> 00:43:34,991 - It's something we can do to... - Her mom just died. 665 00:43:35,015 --> 00:43:36,884 How is that gonna cheer her up? 666 00:43:36,917 --> 00:43:39,720 Because you made it for her. 667 00:43:50,231 --> 00:43:53,000 Uh, something's not right. 668 00:43:55,936 --> 00:43:58,172 I don't know what else to do. 669 00:44:01,275 --> 00:44:03,277 Can you help me? 670 00:44:22,162 --> 00:44:23,397 Hello. 671 00:44:23,430 --> 00:44:26,533 Mitzi. Mitzi. 672 00:44:30,437 --> 00:44:32,273 Mama? 673 00:44:32,306 --> 00:44:34,308 Somebody's coming. 674 00:44:34,341 --> 00:44:36,176 Mama? 675 00:44:39,046 --> 00:44:41,849 M-Mama. What... 676 00:44:42,516 --> 00:44:44,918 - Mama. Mam... - You mustn't let him in. 677 00:44:44,952 --> 00:44:49,189 - You mustn't let him in. - Mama, I-I can't hear you. 678 00:44:49,223 --> 00:44:50,891 I am scared. 679 00:44:50,924 --> 00:44:53,894 You mustn't let him in the house. 680 00:44:53,927 --> 00:44:55,195 Mama, please. I... 681 00:44:55,229 --> 00:44:56,897 Do not let him in. 682 00:44:56,930 --> 00:44:58,842 - Do not let him in the house. - What? No, I can't... 683 00:44:58,866 --> 00:45:00,434 Wh-Who's coming? 684 00:45:00,467 --> 00:45:02,136 Don't open the door. 685 00:45:02,169 --> 00:45:03,937 Mama. 686 00:45:06,206 --> 00:45:07,374 Mommy, don't go. 687 00:45:07,408 --> 00:45:09,310 Don't go yet. 688 00:45:12,346 --> 00:45:15,382 You're having a bad dream. 689 00:45:34,101 --> 00:45:37,237 This is a lot of food, Mom. 690 00:45:37,271 --> 00:45:39,873 Well, I'm upset. 691 00:45:39,907 --> 00:45:42,042 Oh, my God. That crazy dream. 692 00:45:42,076 --> 00:45:44,211 I can't get it out of my head. 693 00:45:44,244 --> 00:45:48,048 Uh, last night, I dreamed I got a call from my mama. 694 00:45:48,082 --> 00:45:50,217 And she wanted to warn me. 695 00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:52,986 - That's silly. Grandma died. - About what? 696 00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:54,288 Well, something's coming. 697 00:45:54,321 --> 00:45:56,256 She wants me to batten down the hatches. 698 00:45:56,290 --> 00:45:58,559 We're never going to be able to eat all of this. 699 00:46:03,665 --> 00:46:05,199 Who is that? 700 00:46:16,644 --> 00:46:18,445 It's Uncle Boris. 701 00:46:18,479 --> 00:46:19,446 Hmm? 702 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,248 Uncle who? 703 00:46:22,416 --> 00:46:24,151 Mom? 704 00:46:26,153 --> 00:46:28,922 That's who she meant! 705 00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:33,394 My... That's my-my mama's brother! 706 00:46:38,599 --> 00:46:43,303 Oh, he scared the crap out of her when they were kids! 707 00:46:51,044 --> 00:46:54,214 Don't let him in! 708 00:46:57,584 --> 00:46:59,119 You were in the circus? 709 00:46:59,153 --> 00:47:00,722 Mama said you were the lion tamer. 710 00:47:00,755 --> 00:47:02,356 No, not at first. 711 00:47:02,389 --> 00:47:06,360 At first, it was, "Podgorny, pound in the tent pegs. 712 00:47:06,393 --> 00:47:09,363 Podgorny, muck out the pachyderms." 713 00:47:09,396 --> 00:47:13,033 And then, one night, the big cat act, 714 00:47:13,066 --> 00:47:15,569 he comes down with the flu bug, so it was, uh, 715 00:47:15,603 --> 00:47:18,005 "Boris Podgorny, in with the lions." 716 00:47:18,038 --> 00:47:19,540 He's lying, right? 717 00:47:19,573 --> 00:47:22,677 - No, he's telling you a story. - Know what it's like, huh? 718 00:47:22,710 --> 00:47:24,712 Pain in the ass, sisters. 719 00:47:26,180 --> 00:47:27,581 - That's rude. - He said "ass"! 720 00:47:27,615 --> 00:47:29,082 I know. 721 00:47:29,116 --> 00:47:32,352 But when did you start working in the movies? 722 00:47:32,386 --> 00:47:34,321 1927. 723 00:47:34,354 --> 00:47:35,757 1927... that was The Jazz Singer. 724 00:47:35,790 --> 00:47:37,200 That's the year that talkies started. 725 00:47:37,224 --> 00:47:39,026 Yeah, sure, talkies. But me, no. 726 00:47:39,059 --> 00:47:41,462 I started with, um, Uncle Tom's Cabin. 727 00:47:41,495 --> 00:47:43,197 Not a talkie. 728 00:47:43,230 --> 00:47:45,599 It was Harry Pollard. 729 00:47:45,633 --> 00:47:47,267 He acted for Selig Polyscope. 730 00:47:47,301 --> 00:47:50,204 He, uh, married Maggie what's-her-name. 731 00:47:50,237 --> 00:47:52,339 - Mm-hmm. - He directed Uncle Tom. 732 00:47:52,372 --> 00:47:53,775 Lift up your plate. 733 00:47:53,808 --> 00:47:57,211 So, Pollard needed help with the bloodhounds. 734 00:47:57,244 --> 00:48:00,615 So, my pal Fleischaker was a big name in dog acts. 735 00:48:00,648 --> 00:48:02,182 Poodles, mainly. 736 00:48:02,216 --> 00:48:05,385 But, "Sure," Fleischaker says to Pollard. 737 00:48:05,419 --> 00:48:08,088 "Yeah. Bloodhounds, poodles, what's the difference?" 738 00:48:08,121 --> 00:48:09,490 Ooh. 739 00:48:09,523 --> 00:48:11,258 So, he went. 740 00:48:11,291 --> 00:48:15,195 But, uh, by this time, uh, Fleischaker, 741 00:48:15,229 --> 00:48:17,364 he had it up to here with the Jew-haters. 742 00:48:17,397 --> 00:48:21,034 There was a lot of that kind in the circuses. 743 00:48:21,068 --> 00:48:23,036 Not many Jews, lots of Jew-haters. 744 00:48:23,070 --> 00:48:24,672 - Right. - But the movies... 745 00:48:24,706 --> 00:48:27,207 Oy vavoy! 746 00:48:27,241 --> 00:48:29,176 Fleischaker writes to me, "Boris," he writes. 747 00:48:29,209 --> 00:48:31,512 "Boris," he writes, 748 00:48:31,545 --> 00:48:33,681 "Hollywood is heimish, heimishe. 749 00:48:33,715 --> 00:48:37,584 I'm in a minyan with Douglas Fairbanks and Ricardo Cortez." 750 00:48:37,619 --> 00:48:38,629 - Whoa. - "Come to Hollywood." 751 00:48:38,653 --> 00:48:40,120 So, I went. 752 00:48:42,389 --> 00:48:45,325 Your wife, she don't like doing the dishes? 753 00:48:45,359 --> 00:48:47,795 Uh, piano hands. 754 00:48:47,829 --> 00:48:50,297 Ah, fershteyn. 755 00:48:51,198 --> 00:48:55,402 So, you like the movies, huh, Mr. Pitselshas? 756 00:48:55,435 --> 00:48:58,405 Okay, so the sergeant, he comes over the hill here, 757 00:48:58,438 --> 00:49:02,175 and I'm gonna go below him, so we see him and the sky. 758 00:49:02,209 --> 00:49:03,778 And so we don't see what he sees, 759 00:49:03,811 --> 00:49:05,512 but we do see that he's really... 760 00:49:05,546 --> 00:49:07,390 Okay, so he's, like, almost losing his mind, right? 761 00:49:07,414 --> 00:49:09,526 - Mm-hmm. - 'Cause what he is seeing is totally terrible. 762 00:49:09,550 --> 00:49:12,419 And then, I'm gonna turn the camera so that we see it. 763 00:49:12,452 --> 00:49:15,122 It's just in another notebook. Hang on. 764 00:49:15,155 --> 00:49:17,257 If that's the movie, uh... 765 00:49:17,291 --> 00:49:19,727 you could show me instead of describing me to death. 766 00:49:19,761 --> 00:49:21,763 No, that's just our stupid camping trip. 767 00:49:21,796 --> 00:49:23,363 My dad's... 768 00:49:23,397 --> 00:49:25,465 He wants me to put this camping film together 769 00:49:25,499 --> 00:49:26,567 so it'll cheer up Mom. 770 00:49:26,601 --> 00:49:29,704 Because her heart is broken. 771 00:49:29,737 --> 00:49:31,639 Because her mama iz toyt. 772 00:49:32,607 --> 00:49:35,275 But you, Mr. Director, you don't want to do this, 773 00:49:35,309 --> 00:49:36,577 what your daddy tells you, 774 00:49:36,611 --> 00:49:38,846 because you want to make your war picture, huh? 775 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,214 Yeah, yeah. 776 00:49:41,248 --> 00:49:43,317 Believe me, Sammy boy, I get it. 777 00:49:43,350 --> 00:49:45,720 Family, art. 778 00:49:45,753 --> 00:49:48,355 It'll tear you in two. 779 00:49:51,158 --> 00:49:53,093 You hear that? 780 00:49:53,928 --> 00:49:55,305 Oh, yeah. My mom's practicing. She's always... 781 00:49:55,329 --> 00:49:57,531 Sha. You talk too much. Listen. 782 00:50:03,337 --> 00:50:07,174 When she was a kid, already she played like that. 783 00:50:08,208 --> 00:50:11,913 She should have been a concert piano player. 784 00:50:11,946 --> 00:50:15,115 Little Rubinstein, she was. 785 00:50:15,783 --> 00:50:17,885 She could have played... 786 00:50:17,919 --> 00:50:21,488 You name it, she could have played there. 787 00:50:21,521 --> 00:50:23,357 And she... 788 00:50:24,324 --> 00:50:27,494 Once, I visited her and Tina and Menashe in Cincinnati, 789 00:50:27,527 --> 00:50:31,766 and she says to me she wants to be a great piano artist. 790 00:50:31,799 --> 00:50:33,567 But she didn't do it. 791 00:50:33,601 --> 00:50:36,503 Yeah, she's really good. You know, she played on TV. 792 00:50:36,536 --> 00:50:38,171 TV? Feh! 793 00:50:38,205 --> 00:50:41,475 She could have played at Musikverein in Vienna. 794 00:50:42,476 --> 00:50:44,779 You see, what she got in her heart 795 00:50:44,812 --> 00:50:46,648 is what you got, what I got. 796 00:50:46,681 --> 00:50:47,715 Art. 797 00:50:50,417 --> 00:50:52,252 Like me. Like you, I think. 798 00:50:52,285 --> 00:50:55,823 We're junkies, and art is our drug. 799 00:50:55,857 --> 00:50:57,457 Family, we love. 800 00:50:57,491 --> 00:51:00,795 But art, we're meshuga for art. 801 00:51:00,828 --> 00:51:03,563 You think I wanted to leave my sisters, my mama and my papa, 802 00:51:03,597 --> 00:51:06,768 and go stick my stupid head in the mouth of lions? 803 00:51:07,702 --> 00:51:09,871 Put-Putting your head in-in a lion's mouth is art? 804 00:51:13,306 --> 00:51:17,544 No. Sticking your head in the mouths of lions was balls. 805 00:51:17,577 --> 00:51:22,315 Making sure the lion don't eat my head, that is art. 806 00:51:23,283 --> 00:51:26,888 You see, Tini, she didn't say to Mitzi, 807 00:51:26,921 --> 00:51:28,756 "Go do what you gotta." 808 00:51:28,790 --> 00:51:32,794 I mean, she was a good person, my sister, but she was scared. 809 00:51:32,827 --> 00:51:34,394 Scared for your mother. 810 00:51:34,428 --> 00:51:36,329 - She should have safety in the family. - Uh... 811 00:51:36,363 --> 00:51:38,532 So Mitzi, she gave it all up. 812 00:51:38,565 --> 00:51:41,002 Ow! Wh... 813 00:51:41,035 --> 00:51:43,437 I want you should remember how that hurt. 814 00:51:43,470 --> 00:51:46,941 Because when they say all this, when they say, "What you do? 815 00:51:46,974 --> 00:51:49,409 "Oh, that's cute. It's a hobby. 816 00:51:49,443 --> 00:51:51,311 It's like stamps or butterfly collecting," 817 00:51:51,344 --> 00:51:53,313 you feel your face, how it feels now. 818 00:51:53,346 --> 00:51:54,524 Yeah, you almost pulled it off. 819 00:51:54,548 --> 00:51:55,826 So you remember your Uncle Boris 820 00:51:55,850 --> 00:51:57,451 and what he's telling you. 821 00:51:57,484 --> 00:51:59,854 Because you're going to join the circus, I can tell. 822 00:51:59,887 --> 00:52:01,455 You can't hardly wait. 823 00:52:01,488 --> 00:52:02,990 You want to be in the big top. 824 00:52:03,024 --> 00:52:05,425 You'll shovel elephant shit until they say, 825 00:52:05,459 --> 00:52:08,261 "Okay, Sammy, now ride the goddamn elephant." 826 00:52:08,295 --> 00:52:09,764 Oh, you love those people, huh? 827 00:52:09,797 --> 00:52:12,800 Your sisters, your mama, your papa. Except... 828 00:52:14,001 --> 00:52:15,937 Except this. 829 00:52:15,970 --> 00:52:17,705 This, I think you love a little more. 830 00:52:17,739 --> 00:52:18,873 No, I don't. 831 00:52:18,906 --> 00:52:20,908 Yeah. 832 00:52:20,942 --> 00:52:23,044 Oh, hey. Run all you want, boychick, 833 00:52:23,077 --> 00:52:25,479 but you know I ain't whistling Dixie here. 834 00:52:25,512 --> 00:52:29,483 You'll make your movies, and you will do your art. 835 00:52:29,516 --> 00:52:32,754 And you'll remember how it hurt. 836 00:52:32,787 --> 00:52:34,956 So you know what I'm saying? 837 00:52:34,989 --> 00:52:38,592 Art will give you crowns in heaven and laurels on earth. 838 00:52:38,626 --> 00:52:40,460 But... 839 00:52:40,494 --> 00:52:44,598 it'll tear your heart out and leave you lonely. 840 00:52:44,632 --> 00:52:47,034 You'll be a shanda for your loved ones. 841 00:52:47,068 --> 00:52:49,070 An exile in the desert. 842 00:52:49,103 --> 00:52:50,838 A gypsy. 843 00:52:51,939 --> 00:52:53,875 Art is no game. 844 00:52:53,908 --> 00:52:55,710 Art is dangerous as a lion's mouth. 845 00:52:55,743 --> 00:52:57,377 It'll bite your head off. 846 00:52:59,579 --> 00:53:00,815 Look at me. 847 00:53:02,049 --> 00:53:04,652 Look at me. 848 00:53:04,685 --> 00:53:08,656 Is it a wonder that Tini, she wanted nothing to do with me? 849 00:53:08,689 --> 00:53:10,892 With me, with... 850 00:53:10,925 --> 00:53:13,094 Oh, Tini. 851 00:53:13,127 --> 00:53:17,297 Oh, Tini! Oh, Tini. 852 00:53:18,032 --> 00:53:19,533 I... 853 00:53:23,938 --> 00:53:25,706 Stop, stop! Stop it! 854 00:53:25,740 --> 00:53:29,376 What, you never saw nobody grieving before? 855 00:53:33,748 --> 00:53:36,449 Let's go to sleep, bubbala. 856 00:53:43,791 --> 00:53:46,060 Uh, you can sleep in the bed. I have my sleeping bag. 857 00:53:46,093 --> 00:53:47,728 I'm sitting shiva for my sister. 858 00:53:47,762 --> 00:53:49,030 I sleep on the floor. 859 00:53:49,063 --> 00:53:50,597 Y-You want to sleep on the floor, too? 860 00:53:50,631 --> 00:53:53,000 She was your grandma. 861 00:53:53,034 --> 00:53:55,970 Tear your clothes. Sleep on the floor. 862 00:53:56,003 --> 00:53:58,371 Good night. 863 00:54:11,518 --> 00:54:13,855 - Say "bye-bye." - Bye-bye. 864 00:54:13,888 --> 00:54:15,122 Bye-bye. 865 00:54:59,634 --> 00:55:02,203 I don't know what Mama was so worried about. 866 00:55:02,236 --> 00:55:05,673 It was a nice visit. 867 01:01:03,264 --> 01:01:04,265 Yuck. 868 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,342 Whoa! 869 01:01:15,376 --> 01:01:17,845 Oh! 870 01:01:22,449 --> 01:01:25,286 Aw. 871 01:01:27,421 --> 01:01:31,158 This is the life. 872 01:01:41,502 --> 01:01:44,838 Only you can prevent forest fires. 873 01:02:12,634 --> 01:02:14,368 Mm. 874 01:02:24,679 --> 01:02:27,314 Oh. 875 01:02:29,983 --> 01:02:34,021 It's so beautiful, what you made, dolly. 876 01:02:34,656 --> 01:02:37,191 You really see me. 877 01:02:44,398 --> 01:02:46,233 Hey, man. How about that, huh? 878 01:02:46,266 --> 01:02:49,203 Hey, Sammy, that was real neat. 879 01:02:53,374 --> 01:02:54,908 Die, Amerikaner! 880 01:02:56,176 --> 01:02:59,046 Move! Move! Fall backwards! 881 01:03:03,283 --> 01:03:04,985 Whoa! 882 01:03:05,586 --> 01:03:06,987 Attacke! 883 01:03:09,556 --> 01:03:11,024 Ah! Cover! 884 01:03:18,165 --> 01:03:20,167 Krauts, they're everywhere! 885 01:03:21,636 --> 01:03:23,437 There's too many of them! 886 01:03:46,427 --> 01:03:48,295 Turn. 887 01:03:48,328 --> 01:03:49,329 Cut! 888 01:03:49,363 --> 01:03:52,199 Great. Now, um... 889 01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:55,135 Okay, come here. Come here. 890 01:03:55,169 --> 01:03:58,005 Um, you're standing here a minute, 891 01:03:58,038 --> 01:04:00,007 looking down at what just happened. 892 01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:02,142 - A whole minute? - I'll give you a signal 893 01:04:02,176 --> 01:04:03,754 when I want you to start to move, okay? So you're just... 894 01:04:03,778 --> 01:04:05,446 Like, you mean I should count to 60? 895 01:04:05,479 --> 01:04:07,023 - What? No. No, no, no, no. - Like, one Mississippi, 896 01:04:07,047 --> 01:04:08,015 two Mississippi, and then move? 897 01:04:08,048 --> 01:04:09,183 Don't-don't count to 60. 898 01:04:09,216 --> 01:04:11,351 You just got to... 899 01:04:11,385 --> 01:04:14,354 S-S-So... So you're all like-like-like, 900 01:04:14,388 --> 01:04:16,023 "Oh, my God." 901 01:04:16,056 --> 01:04:20,194 Like, "All my men, they're all... 902 01:04:20,227 --> 01:04:22,162 they're all dead. All my men, they're-they're..." 903 01:04:22,196 --> 01:04:25,365 So you want me to, like, act and stuff. 904 01:04:25,399 --> 01:04:27,067 Well... yeah. 905 01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:28,579 - Like I'm-I'm sort of sad or something? - Right. 906 01:04:28,603 --> 01:04:30,614 - Um, that's the whole point. - 'Cause my whole platoon... 907 01:04:30,638 --> 01:04:32,105 R-Right, right. Your platoon. 908 01:04:32,139 --> 01:04:34,609 Your... Your men! 909 01:04:34,642 --> 01:04:37,612 They've been wiped out. 910 01:04:37,645 --> 01:04:40,581 These guys, they're your family. 911 01:04:42,115 --> 01:04:43,618 Your family's being, 912 01:04:43,651 --> 01:04:45,753 like, murdered, 913 01:04:45,787 --> 01:04:47,722 and it's your fault. 914 01:04:47,755 --> 01:04:49,791 You did this to them, and you... 915 01:04:49,824 --> 01:04:51,391 I-I thought it was the Nazis that... 916 01:04:51,425 --> 01:04:53,360 Okay, yeah, but it was you who gave the order 917 01:04:53,393 --> 01:04:55,128 to go down into the Valley of Death. 918 01:04:55,162 --> 01:04:56,497 - Okay? You decided. - Mm-hmm. 919 01:04:56,530 --> 01:04:58,499 Nobody else. You could've... 920 01:04:58,532 --> 01:05:00,367 Mm-hmm. 921 01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,770 You could've protected them. Okay? 922 01:05:02,804 --> 01:05:06,440 'Cause they trusted you, and they loved you. 923 01:05:06,473 --> 01:05:07,642 Mm-hmm. 924 01:05:07,675 --> 01:05:13,146 Now you're just looking at this... 925 01:05:14,816 --> 01:05:18,820 at this thing that you've done, 926 01:05:18,853 --> 01:05:23,457 and... you can't save them anymore. 927 01:05:23,490 --> 01:05:26,159 Because they're all dead. 928 01:05:27,561 --> 01:05:29,596 - Wow, that's, uh... - Yeah. 929 01:05:30,865 --> 01:05:32,533 Real gung ho. 930 01:05:34,334 --> 01:05:36,270 Okay. Okay. 931 01:05:36,303 --> 01:05:37,805 - You good? - Lock and load. 932 01:05:37,839 --> 01:05:39,540 Yeah. Yeah. Lock and load. All right. 933 01:05:39,573 --> 01:05:41,275 Good. 934 01:06:37,598 --> 01:06:39,366 Uh, Sammy? 935 01:06:39,399 --> 01:06:42,135 How far are you gonna let him walk? 936 01:06:44,304 --> 01:06:45,339 Cut! 937 01:06:50,444 --> 01:06:52,546 Hey, that's a cut, Angelo! 938 01:06:52,579 --> 01:06:54,414 - Angelo! - Angelo! 939 01:06:54,448 --> 01:06:55,783 Come back! Come back! 940 01:06:55,817 --> 01:06:57,852 - He said, "Cut!" - Angelo, hey! -Angelo! 941 01:09:07,514 --> 01:09:09,717 Bravo! 942 01:09:11,518 --> 01:09:13,353 Bravo! 943 01:09:20,928 --> 01:09:22,429 Sammy! 944 01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:29,402 Oh, dolly! 945 01:09:29,436 --> 01:09:32,439 You're not a civilian anymore. 946 01:09:32,472 --> 01:09:34,776 That movie, my God. 947 01:09:34,809 --> 01:09:36,844 It was... 948 01:09:38,045 --> 01:09:39,579 Hi, Mrs. Fabelman. 949 01:09:47,688 --> 01:09:48,990 Mr. DeMille. 950 01:09:49,023 --> 01:09:50,691 Come here. 951 01:09:51,793 --> 01:09:54,028 - Hey, there he is. - Congratulations, young man. 952 01:09:54,061 --> 01:09:55,663 - Congratulations. - Hey. Hey, hey. 953 01:09:55,696 --> 01:09:57,507 I guess you based it on your dad's war stories, huh? 954 01:09:57,531 --> 01:09:58,876 Sort of. You know, but he doesn't like 955 01:09:58,900 --> 01:10:00,644 - to talk about it, so... - No, I understand. 956 01:10:00,668 --> 01:10:02,003 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 957 01:10:02,036 --> 01:10:03,938 Dad, Mom's getting a ride with Bennie. 958 01:10:03,971 --> 01:10:05,438 She'll see us at home. 959 01:10:05,472 --> 01:10:06,683 Hey, that last scene with the... 960 01:10:06,707 --> 01:10:08,109 Why do you like blood so much? 961 01:10:08,142 --> 01:10:09,418 And are you ever gonna make a movie 962 01:10:09,442 --> 01:10:10,978 with parts for girls again? 963 01:10:11,012 --> 01:10:12,579 - Yeah. - Make a career... 964 01:10:12,613 --> 01:10:14,548 - What? - With girls, you know, like, 965 01:10:14,581 --> 01:10:16,960 because all the men stare off into the distance all the time, 966 01:10:16,984 --> 01:10:18,853 maybe a girl could save the day. 967 01:10:20,587 --> 01:10:23,090 Okay, what are the five steps to save a drowning person? 968 01:10:23,124 --> 01:10:25,026 All right, one is you swim behind the person 969 01:10:25,059 --> 01:10:26,493 so they don't grab you. 970 01:10:26,526 --> 01:10:28,830 Two, you throw your arm across his chest. 971 01:10:28,863 --> 01:10:30,430 - Or her chest. - Three. 972 01:10:30,463 --> 01:10:32,499 Not Sammy. He's too scared of girls' boobies. 973 01:10:32,532 --> 01:10:34,534 Three, you swim on your back with the victim 974 01:10:34,568 --> 01:10:36,580 on your chest, using your free arm to paddle yourself. 975 01:10:36,604 --> 01:10:38,505 And speaking of boobies, if you ever get any, 976 01:10:38,538 --> 01:10:39,874 we'll have a party. Um... 977 01:10:39,907 --> 01:10:41,585 And at the party, we'll give her the booby prize. 978 01:10:41,609 --> 01:10:44,578 Ha-ha. What's four? 979 01:10:44,612 --> 01:10:45,880 Um... 980 01:10:48,115 --> 01:10:49,617 Crap. 981 01:10:49,650 --> 01:10:51,118 Bring the victim to land, dummy. 982 01:10:51,152 --> 01:10:53,420 - Mm. - Then five? 983 01:10:53,453 --> 01:10:56,757 Call the undertaker. 984 01:11:00,094 --> 01:11:01,796 This is serious business. 985 01:11:01,829 --> 01:11:04,141 I got to know all of this to get the lifesaving merit badge. 986 01:11:04,165 --> 01:11:06,734 More kids die in swimming accidents 987 01:11:06,767 --> 01:11:08,135 than in any other kind of accident. 988 01:11:08,169 --> 01:11:09,436 Sorry. I'm sorry. 989 01:11:09,469 --> 01:11:10,872 Not everything is a big joke. 990 01:11:10,905 --> 01:11:13,140 Okay, okay. So what's step number five? 991 01:11:13,174 --> 01:11:15,109 It's just... You laugh at everything, 992 01:11:15,142 --> 01:11:16,611 even when nothing's funny. 993 01:11:16,644 --> 01:11:18,445 You always have to be the center of attention. 994 01:11:18,478 --> 01:11:21,949 Eat. And don't talk with your mouth full. 995 01:11:21,983 --> 01:11:25,485 I'm not eating this crud before a swimming test. 996 01:11:25,518 --> 01:11:27,554 You can get cramps in the water if you eat before, 997 01:11:27,587 --> 01:11:29,489 and you can drown from getting cramps! 998 01:11:29,522 --> 01:11:30,658 Stop shouting at her! 999 01:11:30,691 --> 01:11:33,027 Sammy Fabelman, goddamn it! 1000 01:11:33,060 --> 01:11:34,494 For weeks now, 1001 01:11:34,527 --> 01:11:36,764 it has been nothing but disrespect from you! 1002 01:11:36,797 --> 01:11:37,732 Disrespect? 1003 01:11:37,765 --> 01:11:40,134 Why are you being such a little shit to me? 1004 01:11:40,167 --> 01:11:41,802 Damn it to hell, I am your mother! 1005 01:11:41,836 --> 01:11:43,938 I wish you weren't! 1006 01:12:07,228 --> 01:12:11,032 Oh. Let me see. 1007 01:12:11,065 --> 01:12:13,034 Oh, my God. 1008 01:12:13,067 --> 01:12:14,201 Oh, what have I done? 1009 01:12:20,074 --> 01:12:21,742 Talk to me. 1010 01:12:22,610 --> 01:12:24,612 Oh, Sammy, please talk to me. 1011 01:12:24,645 --> 01:12:26,213 Tell me what's happening. 1012 01:12:26,247 --> 01:12:31,018 Do you have any idea how much I love you? 1013 01:12:40,094 --> 01:12:41,996 Don't go. 1014 01:15:24,358 --> 01:15:25,893 Mom. 1015 01:15:26,894 --> 01:15:28,162 Mom. 1016 01:15:30,698 --> 01:15:32,233 I won't tell. 1017 01:15:34,301 --> 01:15:36,704 I won't tell. I won't. 1018 01:15:37,905 --> 01:15:40,241 I won't tell. 1019 01:15:40,274 --> 01:15:41,909 I won't. 1020 01:16:02,997 --> 01:16:04,798 Sure about this? 1021 01:16:06,066 --> 01:16:07,768 Mm-hmm. 1022 01:16:09,737 --> 01:16:11,972 There you go. Bought and paid for. 1023 01:16:12,006 --> 01:16:14,775 Oh. Just a second. It's in the back. 1024 01:16:18,479 --> 01:16:20,714 Stocking up on Kodak before the big move? 1025 01:16:20,748 --> 01:16:22,082 N-No, I'm... 1026 01:16:22,116 --> 01:16:24,185 Smart. Film's cheaper here than in California. 1027 01:16:24,218 --> 01:16:27,321 I bet everything's more expensive there. 1028 01:16:27,354 --> 01:16:28,923 You're losing your steadiest customer. 1029 01:16:28,956 --> 01:16:33,427 Him and his whole family, they're moving west. 1030 01:16:33,460 --> 01:16:35,496 He just sold me his camera. 1031 01:16:35,529 --> 01:16:38,065 Oh, yeah? How come? 1032 01:16:38,098 --> 01:16:39,333 Says he's finished. 1033 01:16:39,366 --> 01:16:41,502 Sorry about the wait, Mr. Loewy. 1034 01:16:41,535 --> 01:16:43,437 We had to order it special. 1035 01:16:43,470 --> 01:16:45,139 You bought a camera? 1036 01:16:48,509 --> 01:16:50,344 It's for you! 1037 01:16:50,377 --> 01:16:52,813 I know how much you loved using it for your war picture, 1038 01:16:52,846 --> 01:16:54,357 so I figured you ought to have one of your own. 1039 01:16:54,381 --> 01:16:59,186 It's, um, a "bon voyage," "see you later, alligator," 1040 01:16:59,220 --> 01:17:02,923 "I believe in you" present from your uncle Bennie. 1041 01:17:13,567 --> 01:17:15,970 Because it's from me? 1042 01:17:17,571 --> 01:17:20,007 This move? Huh? 1043 01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:23,043 This is your dad's glory-hallelujah moment. 1044 01:17:23,077 --> 01:17:26,513 And, oy vavoy, Sammy, does that guy ever deserve it. 1045 01:17:26,547 --> 01:17:28,249 All the way back when, back at RCA, 1046 01:17:28,282 --> 01:17:30,017 he knew what computing was gonna be about 1047 01:17:30,050 --> 01:17:32,386 before practically anybody else knew it. 1048 01:17:34,088 --> 01:17:36,223 And IBM? 1049 01:17:36,257 --> 01:17:38,325 That's where guys like Burt are figuring out 1050 01:17:38,359 --> 01:17:40,961 how to use what he's made to... 1051 01:17:40,995 --> 01:17:43,030 They're gonna change the whole goddamn world, 1052 01:17:43,063 --> 01:17:45,366 so this was the right decision. 1053 01:17:48,902 --> 01:17:51,071 For all sorts of reasons. 1054 01:17:54,041 --> 01:17:57,244 Yeah, so I'm happy for you. 1055 01:17:57,278 --> 01:17:59,313 You know I am. 1056 01:17:59,346 --> 01:18:01,148 But I'm gonna miss you. 1057 01:18:01,949 --> 01:18:04,184 All of you, a lot. 1058 01:18:11,225 --> 01:18:13,594 You think whatever bad things you want about me, kiddo, 1059 01:18:13,628 --> 01:18:15,029 but you stop making movies, 1060 01:18:15,062 --> 01:18:17,831 it'll break your mother's heart. 1061 01:18:17,865 --> 01:18:20,301 You will break her heart, I mean it. 1062 01:18:21,535 --> 01:18:23,504 She doesn't deserve that, not from anybody, 1063 01:18:23,537 --> 01:18:26,073 least of all from you. 1064 01:18:39,086 --> 01:18:41,822 I'll give you 35 bucks for it. 1065 01:18:42,423 --> 01:18:44,825 You drive a hard bargain, kid. 1066 01:19:01,975 --> 01:19:04,111 I'm still done making movies, though. 1067 01:19:05,012 --> 01:19:07,848 Everybody makes movies in California. 1068 01:19:16,323 --> 01:19:17,257 Hey! 1069 01:19:17,291 --> 01:19:19,093 Keep the change. 1070 01:19:33,006 --> 01:19:34,676 When will the new house be finished? 1071 01:19:34,709 --> 01:19:37,645 A few months, in the spring. 1072 01:19:37,679 --> 01:19:39,513 Can I have my own room? 1073 01:19:39,546 --> 01:19:42,216 Everybody gets their own room. 1074 01:19:42,249 --> 01:19:44,284 - Yay! - Yes! 1075 01:19:50,424 --> 01:19:53,026 I just remembered, last night, I had a funny dream. 1076 01:19:53,060 --> 01:19:54,629 What was it? 1077 01:19:54,662 --> 01:19:57,197 I-I can't believe I dreamed this. 1078 01:19:57,231 --> 01:20:00,100 Uh, uh, uh, Bennie and me were having an argument, 1079 01:20:00,134 --> 01:20:04,171 and I hauled off and socked him right in the nose. 1080 01:20:17,251 --> 01:20:18,653 What's wrong? 1081 01:20:18,686 --> 01:20:20,087 Is Mommy carsick? 1082 01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:22,356 Let's just give her a little time. 1083 01:20:45,345 --> 01:20:48,449 Bennie and me, we never... 1084 01:20:48,482 --> 01:20:50,517 we never... 1085 01:20:54,087 --> 01:20:56,457 I would never let it get as far as I imagine you think. 1086 01:20:56,490 --> 01:20:59,761 Oh, I never imagined any of that. 1087 01:20:59,794 --> 01:21:02,563 You think Dad knows? 1088 01:21:02,596 --> 01:21:04,097 I don't... I don't mean... 1089 01:21:04,131 --> 01:21:05,532 I don't mean, "Did you tell him?" 1090 01:21:05,566 --> 01:21:07,100 I know you didn't. 1091 01:21:07,735 --> 01:21:09,536 But... 1092 01:21:14,041 --> 01:21:16,510 But you think he has an inkling? 1093 01:21:20,314 --> 01:21:22,282 I've almost told him so many times. 1094 01:21:22,316 --> 01:21:24,619 I'll say, "Burt, there's something 1095 01:21:24,652 --> 01:21:27,187 I've got to tell you." 1096 01:21:27,221 --> 01:21:29,189 Then he looks at me like he can't conceive 1097 01:21:29,223 --> 01:21:30,792 that anything could be wrong between us, 1098 01:21:30,825 --> 01:21:33,494 so instead, I say, "Burt, we got ants." 1099 01:21:35,529 --> 01:21:37,297 Or, "Burt, could you climb on the roof 1100 01:21:37,331 --> 01:21:39,333 and turn the antenna so I can watch channel 5?" 1101 01:21:39,366 --> 01:21:42,035 Which, of course, he does. 1102 01:21:46,608 --> 01:21:49,343 I can't fight with your father. 1103 01:21:51,278 --> 01:21:54,181 He kills with such kindness. 1104 01:21:55,817 --> 01:21:57,752 I'm mean to him, he buys me a dress. 1105 01:21:57,785 --> 01:22:00,622 From Saks. 1106 01:22:03,490 --> 01:22:05,392 Mom, when I showed you what I filmed, 1107 01:22:05,425 --> 01:22:07,594 I never meant for any of this to happen. 1108 01:22:07,629 --> 01:22:09,631 Oh... mmm. 1109 01:22:12,266 --> 01:22:14,568 Guilt is a wasted emotion. 1110 01:22:15,803 --> 01:22:17,437 Hmm. 1111 01:22:20,708 --> 01:22:23,443 What's gonna happen now? 1112 01:22:26,714 --> 01:22:28,716 I'm gonna be your mom. 1113 01:22:28,750 --> 01:22:32,553 I'm gonna be the girls' mom. 1114 01:22:32,586 --> 01:22:34,254 Despite my countless faults, 1115 01:22:34,288 --> 01:22:36,658 I'm not ruining everything for everyone. 1116 01:22:36,691 --> 01:22:39,059 I'm gonna not be selfish. 1117 01:22:41,495 --> 01:22:44,766 Burt Fabelman is the kindest, smartest, wisest, 1118 01:22:44,799 --> 01:22:47,568 most patient, most decent, 1119 01:22:47,602 --> 01:22:49,503 most understanding man there is, 1120 01:22:49,536 --> 01:22:52,539 and I'm gonna stay married to him. 1121 01:23:15,228 --> 01:23:17,331 It's only a rental. 1122 01:23:17,364 --> 01:23:18,766 The new house will be ready 1123 01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:20,768 faster than you can say "Jack Robinson." 1124 01:23:20,802 --> 01:23:23,236 Jack Robinson. 1125 01:23:24,939 --> 01:23:27,240 And we're still here. 1126 01:23:28,776 --> 01:23:29,887 Just tell me if you're going to mope 1127 01:23:29,911 --> 01:23:31,378 for the rest of your life 1128 01:23:31,411 --> 01:23:32,555 or if it's something you plan to outgrow. 1129 01:23:32,579 --> 01:23:34,147 Bug off. 1130 01:23:34,181 --> 01:23:35,826 You're, like, going for the misery merit badge, 1131 01:23:35,850 --> 01:23:37,517 you and Mom with your long faces. 1132 01:23:37,551 --> 01:23:39,754 She can't even get out of bed to make breakfast and... 1133 01:23:39,787 --> 01:23:41,254 Okay, new rule, guys. 1134 01:23:41,288 --> 01:23:42,928 Um, when we walk to school in the morning, 1135 01:23:42,957 --> 01:23:45,325 let's just leave all the Fabelman mishegoss 1136 01:23:45,359 --> 01:23:47,427 behind us in the Fabelmans' moldy old rental house. 1137 01:23:47,461 --> 01:23:49,797 So, for eight hours a day, let's be normal kids 1138 01:23:49,831 --> 01:23:51,766 in an ordinary, normal school, okay? 1139 01:23:53,300 --> 01:23:54,769 Some glue on your hand or something. 1140 01:23:56,269 --> 01:23:57,848 - Too easy. - That's what I'm telling you. 1141 01:23:57,872 --> 01:24:00,507 It's like we got parachuted 1142 01:24:00,540 --> 01:24:03,645 into the land of the giant sequoia people. 1143 01:24:03,678 --> 01:24:05,613 All right. 1144 01:24:05,647 --> 01:24:08,750 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1145 01:24:11,218 --> 01:24:12,720 Up over! Nice dig. 1146 01:24:12,754 --> 01:24:14,221 Atta Johnson. 1147 01:24:14,254 --> 01:24:16,791 - I got it. I got it. - Get it up. Get it up. 1148 01:24:16,824 --> 01:24:18,826 - Oh! - Set, set, set, set. 1149 01:24:18,860 --> 01:24:20,494 - Hit it. - Take it. 1150 01:24:20,527 --> 01:24:21,763 I got it. 1151 01:24:21,796 --> 01:24:24,431 Way to get up! 1152 01:24:24,464 --> 01:24:26,734 Nice. 1153 01:24:27,835 --> 01:24:30,872 Nice. Attababy, Logan. 1154 01:24:32,940 --> 01:24:34,508 Do it again. Go again. 1155 01:24:34,541 --> 01:24:37,244 Come on, boys. 1156 01:24:37,277 --> 01:24:38,913 Good work, guys. 1157 01:24:38,946 --> 01:24:41,181 Keep the intensity. Keep moving. 1158 01:24:42,917 --> 01:24:44,686 Rotate. Nice, Jake. 1159 01:24:44,719 --> 01:24:46,621 Good job, Chris. 1160 01:24:47,922 --> 01:24:49,489 Fabelman, it won't hurt you. 1161 01:24:49,523 --> 01:24:50,958 It's a volleyball, not a cannonball. 1162 01:24:50,992 --> 01:24:53,861 Okay. Let's go. Serve. 1163 01:24:53,895 --> 01:24:55,529 Go! 1164 01:24:55,562 --> 01:24:56,698 Attababy! 1165 01:24:56,731 --> 01:24:57,832 That's good reactions. 1166 01:24:57,865 --> 01:24:59,232 Let's move. Let's... 1167 01:25:01,334 --> 01:25:03,638 Oh, my God, I am so sorry. I didn't... Oh, my... 1168 01:25:03,671 --> 01:25:06,239 I'm gonna murder you, you piece of shit! 1169 01:25:06,273 --> 01:25:08,208 Hey, Chad. 1170 01:25:09,777 --> 01:25:11,344 Cool it. 1171 01:25:12,013 --> 01:25:13,715 I am... I did not mean to do that. 1172 01:25:13,748 --> 01:25:15,850 - Are you okay? I'm... - That really hurt, asshole. 1173 01:25:15,883 --> 01:25:18,218 Watch your mouth, Logan. 1174 01:25:23,356 --> 01:25:25,492 Go fetch the ball. 1175 01:25:26,627 --> 01:25:28,228 Sure, yeah. 1176 01:25:28,930 --> 01:25:31,598 - Let's go. - Mm-hmm. 1177 01:25:33,835 --> 01:25:36,003 Hey, new kid. 1178 01:25:36,037 --> 01:25:38,238 What's your name? 1179 01:25:39,974 --> 01:25:41,943 Sam. 1180 01:25:41,976 --> 01:25:44,511 Sam what? 1181 01:25:47,581 --> 01:25:49,483 Fabelman. 1182 01:25:51,886 --> 01:25:53,788 Told you he's a kike. 1183 01:25:53,821 --> 01:25:55,623 He doesn't like Jews. 1184 01:25:55,656 --> 01:25:58,358 Nobody likes Jews. 1185 01:25:58,391 --> 01:26:01,294 Except other Jews, right? 1186 01:26:02,395 --> 01:26:04,766 So, Bagelman... 1187 01:26:04,799 --> 01:26:06,399 No, that's not my name. 1188 01:26:06,433 --> 01:26:08,368 - Don't call me that. - So... 1189 01:26:08,401 --> 01:26:10,437 you gave my best friend a concussion, Bagelman. 1190 01:26:10,470 --> 01:26:12,907 - No, I didn't. Leave me alone. - Hey. 1191 01:26:12,940 --> 01:26:15,042 Don't argue with me. 1192 01:26:15,076 --> 01:26:17,544 A serious concussion. 1193 01:26:18,578 --> 01:26:20,848 So, how do we make you pay? 1194 01:26:22,016 --> 01:26:23,416 How about this? We... 1195 01:26:23,450 --> 01:26:25,086 You're drinking from the fountain. 1196 01:26:25,119 --> 01:26:28,522 You never hear me come up from behind you, and bam! 1197 01:26:28,555 --> 01:26:31,692 I shatter your front teeth all over the spigot. 1198 01:26:34,427 --> 01:26:35,930 Hey, look at me. 1199 01:26:38,099 --> 01:26:41,401 He's demented, like, medically. 1200 01:26:42,069 --> 01:26:44,071 So watch out for yourself. 1201 01:27:07,695 --> 01:27:09,831 Close the door! 1202 01:27:15,736 --> 01:27:18,405 - Mom got a monkey. - Why'd you get a monkey? 1203 01:27:18,438 --> 01:27:19,807 'Cause I needed to laugh. 1204 01:27:23,144 --> 01:27:24,612 Oh, help me with this. 1205 01:27:24,645 --> 01:27:26,848 The directions don't make any sense. 1206 01:27:26,881 --> 01:27:28,582 Careful. Careful. 1207 01:27:28,616 --> 01:27:30,685 Get down! 1208 01:27:31,484 --> 01:27:33,654 I'll get a banana. 1209 01:27:33,688 --> 01:27:36,123 Save the curtains. They're rented. 1210 01:27:43,898 --> 01:27:45,633 Oh. 1211 01:27:46,868 --> 01:27:48,069 Uh, hello. 1212 01:27:48,102 --> 01:27:49,770 Who are you? 1213 01:27:49,804 --> 01:27:51,504 He's mine. 1214 01:27:51,538 --> 01:27:53,708 What are we gonna call him? 1215 01:27:54,507 --> 01:27:57,078 Bennie. His name's Bennie. 1216 01:28:03,818 --> 01:28:06,120 I don't want to see a psychiatrist, Burt. 1217 01:28:06,153 --> 01:28:07,554 You're scaring the kids. 1218 01:28:07,587 --> 01:28:08,890 You're sleeping all day. 1219 01:28:08,923 --> 01:28:10,490 I miss the desert. 1220 01:28:10,523 --> 01:28:12,093 I miss dry heat. 1221 01:28:12,126 --> 01:28:13,861 You haven't even unwrapped the piano. 1222 01:28:13,895 --> 01:28:16,831 You aren't cooking or shopping or unpacking. 1223 01:28:16,864 --> 01:28:18,633 Psychiatrists help you know 1224 01:28:18,666 --> 01:28:20,601 why you're feeling something. 1225 01:28:20,635 --> 01:28:22,469 They can't help you feel something different. 1226 01:28:22,502 --> 01:28:24,504 You're behaving like when your mother died, 1227 01:28:24,537 --> 01:28:27,842 like you're in mourning, but nobody's died. 1228 01:28:29,977 --> 01:28:31,612 Okay. 1229 01:28:32,545 --> 01:28:35,616 So I'll call the monkey some other name. 1230 01:28:48,663 --> 01:28:51,632 IBM's out of his league, Mitz. 1231 01:28:52,967 --> 01:28:55,937 Bennie was... He... 1232 01:28:55,970 --> 01:28:59,572 is my best friend. 1233 01:28:59,607 --> 01:29:01,541 But they don't need him. 1234 01:29:01,574 --> 01:29:03,711 This is what I know. 1235 01:29:05,545 --> 01:29:07,648 I don't need him, either. 1236 01:29:09,717 --> 01:29:12,452 Bennie wasn't your friend. 1237 01:29:13,220 --> 01:29:15,890 But you knew he was mine. 1238 01:29:18,025 --> 01:29:20,460 What does that mean? 1239 01:30:16,717 --> 01:30:19,253 Logan, I'm really, really missing you. 1240 01:30:23,190 --> 01:30:24,792 Hey! 1241 01:30:24,825 --> 01:30:26,794 Who's there? 1242 01:30:26,827 --> 01:30:28,896 Who's there? 1243 01:30:40,141 --> 01:30:42,676 Bagelman, yo. 1244 01:30:54,088 --> 01:30:56,257 I left you a little snack in your locker. 1245 01:30:56,290 --> 01:30:58,325 Did you like it? 1246 01:30:58,359 --> 01:30:59,794 Guess he wasn't hungry. 1247 01:30:59,827 --> 01:31:01,796 Uh, he said... he said it was... 1248 01:31:01,829 --> 01:31:03,798 - What'd you call it, Chad? - Kosher. 1249 01:31:03,831 --> 01:31:06,100 - Kosher. - Knock it off, moron! 1250 01:31:06,133 --> 01:31:08,936 We talked about this. 1251 01:31:08,969 --> 01:31:10,771 All right. 1252 01:31:10,805 --> 01:31:13,140 Come on. We'll be late for practice. 1253 01:31:15,743 --> 01:31:18,612 So, what is this? Are you Jewish? 1254 01:31:21,382 --> 01:31:22,917 Well... 1255 01:31:22,950 --> 01:31:24,819 Holy crap. He's got the hots so bad, 1256 01:31:24,852 --> 01:31:26,353 he can't even talk to her. 1257 01:31:26,387 --> 01:31:28,989 No, I don't. 1258 01:31:29,023 --> 01:31:31,125 Apologize to her. 1259 01:31:31,158 --> 01:31:33,194 For what? 1260 01:31:33,227 --> 01:31:36,130 For making goo-goo eyes at her, for drooling at her. 1261 01:31:36,163 --> 01:31:38,365 I wasn't drooling at her. 1262 01:31:38,399 --> 01:31:41,368 Then apologize to her for killing Christ. 1263 01:31:41,402 --> 01:31:44,672 Why are you encouraging him? 1264 01:31:45,840 --> 01:31:46,674 Go on. 1265 01:31:46,707 --> 01:31:50,144 Apologize to her for killing our Lord. 1266 01:31:51,412 --> 01:31:53,914 Ugh. Don't go. 1267 01:31:53,948 --> 01:31:55,783 - Come watch me run. - No, thanks. 1268 01:31:55,816 --> 01:31:57,260 - I'm not in the mood now. - Oh, please. 1269 01:31:57,284 --> 01:31:58,853 I run better when you are there. 1270 01:31:58,886 --> 01:32:01,388 Apologize to her, you Christ-killing son of a bitch! 1271 01:32:01,422 --> 01:32:03,390 I'm going home. 1272 01:32:05,359 --> 01:32:07,128 Go on and say sorry. 1273 01:32:07,161 --> 01:32:09,997 You're getting me in trouble with my girl. 1274 01:32:10,030 --> 01:32:12,867 You know, obviously, since I'm not 2,000 years old 1275 01:32:12,900 --> 01:32:16,003 and have never been to Rome, I'm not apologizing. 1276 01:32:16,036 --> 01:32:18,873 But hey, you know, maybe, uh, your boyfriend should 1277 01:32:18,906 --> 01:32:21,041 apologize to you for making out in the stairwell 1278 01:32:21,075 --> 01:32:23,811 half an hour ago with some redhead. 1279 01:32:23,844 --> 01:32:26,147 He-he's lying. He's... I-I didn't do that. 1280 01:32:26,180 --> 01:32:27,414 I swear. 1281 01:32:27,448 --> 01:32:29,183 You told me you were finished with her. 1282 01:32:30,718 --> 01:32:33,988 Logan, you lied to me! 1283 01:32:36,223 --> 01:32:37,691 Claudia. 1284 01:32:40,961 --> 01:32:43,931 Whoa... 1285 01:32:46,934 --> 01:32:48,836 You made a mistake. Listen to me. 1286 01:32:48,869 --> 01:32:50,171 You made a mistake. 1287 01:32:50,204 --> 01:32:51,781 - You're gonna fix it. - Bash his head in! 1288 01:32:51,805 --> 01:32:53,440 Shut up, Chad, goddamn it! 1289 01:32:53,474 --> 01:32:55,743 Tomorrow, you're gonna find her first thing, 1290 01:32:55,776 --> 01:32:57,320 and you're gonna tell her you were lying. 1291 01:32:57,344 --> 01:32:58,879 Say-say you were, um, scared. 1292 01:32:58,913 --> 01:33:00,724 Say-say whatever you got to say, but you tell her 1293 01:33:00,748 --> 01:33:03,284 it wasn't true and you did not see me doing that. 1294 01:33:03,317 --> 01:33:05,786 Or I swear, I will hurt you 1295 01:33:05,819 --> 01:33:08,022 worse than you've ever been hurt. 1296 01:33:09,356 --> 01:33:10,824 You get me? 1297 01:33:10,858 --> 01:33:13,694 Nod to show you dig what I'm saying. 1298 01:33:26,407 --> 01:33:28,142 He won't tell me who did this. 1299 01:33:28,175 --> 01:33:30,477 Ask him who did this. 1300 01:33:30,511 --> 01:33:32,479 Tell your father who did this, and he will drive 1301 01:33:32,513 --> 01:33:34,224 to that little shit's house, and he will beat 1302 01:33:34,248 --> 01:33:36,259 - the living crap out of him. - Is your nose broken? 1303 01:33:36,283 --> 01:33:38,128 No, of course it's not broken. You think I'd be sitting here 1304 01:33:38,152 --> 01:33:39,529 - if his nose was broken? - Who hit you? 1305 01:33:39,553 --> 01:33:41,222 What do you care who it was? 1306 01:33:41,255 --> 01:33:43,224 It's not like you'll do anything about it. 1307 01:33:43,257 --> 01:33:44,758 Tell me what happened first. 1308 01:33:44,792 --> 01:33:46,760 What happened is I hate it here, 1309 01:33:46,794 --> 01:33:49,897 and what happened is you brought us here because... 1310 01:33:49,930 --> 01:33:52,099 Because I got a better job, so we moved. 1311 01:33:52,132 --> 01:33:54,969 You don't even care where you are. 1312 01:33:55,002 --> 01:33:57,238 You get to go to work, and that could be in Iceland. 1313 01:33:57,271 --> 01:33:59,440 You're working with your goddamn machines, 1314 01:33:59,473 --> 01:34:02,509 so you get to be happy while the rest of us are mis... 1315 01:34:02,543 --> 01:34:04,111 - Just, come on. - Don't. 1316 01:34:04,144 --> 01:34:05,855 Well, but you-you're bleeding on the carpet. 1317 01:34:05,879 --> 01:34:07,114 It's a rental house. 1318 01:34:07,147 --> 01:34:09,216 Do you even notice how much we hate it here, 1319 01:34:09,250 --> 01:34:12,519 where we're practically the only Jewish people for miles 1320 01:34:12,553 --> 01:34:14,955 and everything is awful? 1321 01:34:14,989 --> 01:34:18,525 Do you even care that this is your fault... 1322 01:34:18,559 --> 01:34:19,994 Everything that's happening now... 1323 01:34:20,027 --> 01:34:21,528 Just because you ran away from home 1324 01:34:21,562 --> 01:34:23,030 and took all of us with you? 1325 01:34:23,063 --> 01:34:25,165 I came here so I could work ten times harder 1326 01:34:25,199 --> 01:34:26,834 with ten times the responsibility, 1327 01:34:26,867 --> 01:34:28,211 which seems to have escaped everybody, 1328 01:34:28,235 --> 01:34:29,870 s-so I could build us a nice home and... 1329 01:34:29,903 --> 01:34:31,214 Could everyone settle? I want to say something. 1330 01:34:31,238 --> 01:34:33,007 No, no. You didn't come here to build houses. 1331 01:34:33,040 --> 01:34:34,875 You didn't come here to work. You ran away. 1332 01:34:34,908 --> 01:34:36,486 I think you have something to say to me, Sammy! 1333 01:34:36,510 --> 01:34:38,078 And if I'm right about that, 1334 01:34:38,112 --> 01:34:39,889 then get it off your chest and say it to my face! 1335 01:34:39,913 --> 01:34:42,216 I started therapy. 1336 01:36:17,044 --> 01:36:19,179 Anyways, 1337 01:36:19,213 --> 01:36:21,181 what I really wanted to say is that, 1338 01:36:21,215 --> 01:36:23,117 about yesterday, what I told you was... 1339 01:36:23,150 --> 01:36:25,352 it wasn't true, and I lied, 1340 01:36:25,386 --> 01:36:27,521 and I'm sorry. 1341 01:36:27,554 --> 01:36:29,156 But why? 1342 01:36:29,189 --> 01:36:31,125 - What did I ever do to you? - Oh, no, no. 1343 01:36:31,158 --> 01:36:33,136 - It wasn't about you. - Because that, like, really, 1344 01:36:33,160 --> 01:36:35,138 - really wasn't cool, you know? - No, I didn't mean to hurt... 1345 01:36:35,162 --> 01:36:37,440 - I didn't mean to hurt you. - Because I really love Logan. 1346 01:36:37,464 --> 01:36:38,609 Yeah, she cried herself to sleep 1347 01:36:38,633 --> 01:36:39,967 thinking he cheated on her. 1348 01:36:40,000 --> 01:36:41,177 You ought to be more considerate 1349 01:36:41,201 --> 01:36:43,203 of other people's feelings. 1350 01:36:43,237 --> 01:36:45,048 Okay, but Logan told me to say I killed Christ. 1351 01:36:45,072 --> 01:36:46,306 - That wasn't Logan. - What? 1352 01:36:46,340 --> 01:36:48,008 - That was Chad. - Why would he do that? 1353 01:36:48,041 --> 01:36:50,077 Logan laughed. He thought it was hilarious. 1354 01:36:51,445 --> 01:36:53,414 He's Jewish. 1355 01:36:53,447 --> 01:36:55,282 You don't say. 1356 01:36:56,350 --> 01:36:59,186 Yeah, I mean, since the day I was circumcised. 1357 01:37:06,761 --> 01:37:09,163 So, how'd you know she was a redhead? 1358 01:37:09,196 --> 01:37:11,231 - Oh, my God. - Hmm? 1359 01:37:11,265 --> 01:37:13,467 He was making out with Renee Reynolds? 1360 01:37:16,503 --> 01:37:18,572 - If you were lying... - Mm-hmm? 1361 01:37:18,606 --> 01:37:21,041 How'd you know her hair color? 1362 01:37:23,410 --> 01:37:25,279 Uh... 1363 01:37:30,752 --> 01:37:33,320 Does it hurt? 1364 01:37:33,353 --> 01:37:35,289 So, you don't believe in Jesus? 1365 01:37:35,322 --> 01:37:37,357 Monica's, like, totally hot on Jesus. 1366 01:37:38,626 --> 01:37:40,127 I can't imagine my life without him. 1367 01:37:40,160 --> 01:37:43,297 Well, we've managed for like 5,000 years, 1368 01:37:43,330 --> 01:37:45,767 so I guess it's possible. 1369 01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:48,368 Maybe we could... 1370 01:37:48,402 --> 01:37:51,706 I don't know, get together and pray on it. 1371 01:37:53,741 --> 01:37:56,243 What, like, you and me? 1372 01:37:56,276 --> 01:37:58,479 We can ask him to come into your heart 1373 01:37:58,512 --> 01:38:03,050 and, you know, see what happens. 1374 01:38:04,084 --> 01:38:05,720 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. 1375 01:38:05,753 --> 01:38:07,287 I mean... 1376 01:38:07,321 --> 01:38:10,123 What? Like, that would be, like, when? Like, today? 1377 01:38:14,394 --> 01:38:17,297 It's a lot, huh? 1378 01:38:17,331 --> 01:38:21,335 It's sort of a shrine almost. 1379 01:38:21,368 --> 01:38:23,504 A shrine to guys. 1380 01:38:23,537 --> 01:38:25,105 L-Lots of guys. 1381 01:38:25,138 --> 01:38:27,541 They're sexy. 1382 01:38:27,574 --> 01:38:29,543 I guess. 1383 01:38:32,747 --> 01:38:34,749 I mean, not Jesus. 1384 01:38:34,782 --> 01:38:37,150 Jesus is sexy. 1385 01:38:38,252 --> 01:38:40,254 Isn't that, like, a sin or something? 1386 01:38:40,287 --> 01:38:42,089 I don't know. 1387 01:38:42,122 --> 01:38:44,424 He came to us as a man. 1388 01:38:44,458 --> 01:38:46,828 A handsome young man. 1389 01:38:46,861 --> 01:38:50,097 He could've come as a girl or an old man 1390 01:38:50,130 --> 01:38:52,099 or someone with leprosy, but... 1391 01:38:52,132 --> 01:38:54,334 Nobody knows what he really looked like. 1392 01:38:55,168 --> 01:38:57,237 Probably, he looked like you. 1393 01:38:57,271 --> 01:38:59,674 Oh, because... because he was... 1394 01:38:59,707 --> 01:39:01,208 Jewish. 1395 01:39:01,241 --> 01:39:03,443 A handsome Jewish boy. 1396 01:39:04,712 --> 01:39:07,047 Just like you. 1397 01:39:23,130 --> 01:39:25,098 Let's pray. 1398 01:39:31,471 --> 01:39:33,540 Close your eyes. 1399 01:39:35,442 --> 01:39:37,679 Lord, I'm here with my friend Sammy... 1400 01:39:37,712 --> 01:39:38,880 Sam. 1401 01:39:38,913 --> 01:39:41,315 I'm here with my good friend Sam, 1402 01:39:41,348 --> 01:39:45,653 who's Jewish, and he's a nice boy. 1403 01:39:45,687 --> 01:39:50,290 Lord Jesus, he's good and brave, 1404 01:39:50,324 --> 01:39:54,461 and he's funny, Lord, and... 1405 01:39:54,494 --> 01:39:57,230 and I like him. 1406 01:40:01,368 --> 01:40:03,337 Relax. 1407 01:40:07,742 --> 01:40:09,443 Ask. 1408 01:40:10,778 --> 01:40:12,614 Ask him to come into you. 1409 01:40:12,647 --> 01:40:15,148 Ask him to enter you. 1410 01:40:17,584 --> 01:40:19,621 Um... 1411 01:40:19,654 --> 01:40:21,756 hi there, Jesus. 1412 01:40:21,789 --> 01:40:24,558 It's me, Sam Fabelman. 1413 01:40:26,226 --> 01:40:28,362 If you're real, show me 1414 01:40:28,395 --> 01:40:30,564 - a sign or something, and... - No, wait. You can't... 1415 01:40:30,597 --> 01:40:34,534 You can't ask Jesus to do tricks to impress you. 1416 01:40:34,568 --> 01:40:36,236 You have to be humble. 1417 01:40:36,269 --> 01:40:38,740 You have to beg him to. I'll do it. 1418 01:40:39,674 --> 01:40:42,576 I'm gonna beg the Holy Spirit to come into me. 1419 01:40:42,610 --> 01:40:45,713 I'm gonna draw the Spirit in with my breath. 1420 01:40:47,280 --> 01:40:49,784 Spirit, come into me! 1421 01:40:49,817 --> 01:40:51,786 Please, Holy Spirit! 1422 01:40:51,819 --> 01:40:54,287 I'm begging you, sweet Holy Father, 1423 01:40:54,321 --> 01:40:56,423 for the sake of my friend Sammy. 1424 01:40:56,456 --> 01:40:57,591 Sam. 1425 01:40:57,625 --> 01:40:59,459 Come into us, Jesus! 1426 01:40:59,493 --> 01:41:01,261 Hear our prayer! 1427 01:41:01,294 --> 01:41:02,730 Open your mouth. 1428 01:41:02,764 --> 01:41:06,400 Open your mouth and take the spirit of Christ into you. 1429 01:41:34,028 --> 01:41:35,997 Monica, Sammy, I made snacks. 1430 01:41:36,030 --> 01:41:38,298 We're coming! 1431 01:41:38,331 --> 01:41:40,233 - Oh... - Tomorrow after school, 1432 01:41:40,267 --> 01:41:41,879 want to meet out back behind the bleachers? 1433 01:41:41,903 --> 01:41:43,604 - Yeah. - Cool. 1434 01:41:43,638 --> 01:41:45,606 We can pray some more. 1435 01:41:55,482 --> 01:41:58,485 When I was a girl and I felt sad, 1436 01:41:58,518 --> 01:42:01,254 I'd go to the zoo and I'd watch the monkeys. 1437 01:42:01,288 --> 01:42:02,857 They made you laugh? 1438 01:42:02,890 --> 01:42:05,325 Yeah, yeah, the monkeyshines. 1439 01:42:05,358 --> 01:42:07,360 Oh, but there was more to it than that. 1440 01:42:07,394 --> 01:42:09,329 It was... 1441 01:42:09,362 --> 01:42:11,398 They understand what we've done to them, 1442 01:42:11,431 --> 01:42:13,366 with the cages and the people pointing. 1443 01:42:13,400 --> 01:42:15,002 We share that with them, 1444 01:42:15,036 --> 01:42:17,404 the truth of how cruel people are. 1445 01:42:17,437 --> 01:42:18,940 But if you watch them for long enough, 1446 01:42:18,973 --> 01:42:21,876 you can tell they know stuff we can't begin to imagine. 1447 01:42:21,909 --> 01:42:23,745 Important stuff. 1448 01:42:23,778 --> 01:42:25,880 And they're not gonna let us in on it 1449 01:42:25,913 --> 01:42:27,882 'cause it belongs to them. 1450 01:42:27,915 --> 01:42:29,751 It's their own monkey business. 1451 01:42:29,784 --> 01:42:32,586 Theirs. It's not ours. It's... 1452 01:42:33,888 --> 01:42:35,923 Oh, I don't know. 1453 01:42:35,957 --> 01:42:37,725 Self-possession. 1454 01:42:37,759 --> 01:42:39,694 Right. 1455 01:42:40,995 --> 01:42:43,396 They belong to themselves. 1456 01:42:43,430 --> 01:42:45,633 If it belongs to itself, 1457 01:42:45,666 --> 01:42:48,035 let it go back to where it came from. 1458 01:42:48,069 --> 01:42:50,303 Anyway, that's how come I got a monkey. 1459 01:42:50,337 --> 01:42:52,073 And a therapist. 1460 01:42:52,106 --> 01:42:53,975 He throws his poop. 1461 01:42:54,008 --> 01:42:55,810 The therapist? 1462 01:42:55,843 --> 01:42:57,011 No, the monkey. 1463 01:42:57,044 --> 01:42:58,613 That's why I'm staying in a hotel. 1464 01:42:58,646 --> 01:43:00,915 You don't have to. We have plenty of room. 1465 01:43:00,948 --> 01:43:02,984 My rabbi in New Jersey says 1466 01:43:03,017 --> 01:43:05,452 a monkey in the house isn't kosher. 1467 01:43:05,485 --> 01:43:07,054 That's why we're not going to eat him. 1468 01:43:07,088 --> 01:43:08,766 Did you schedule him for his polio vaccine? 1469 01:43:08,790 --> 01:43:10,524 - They can get polio? - Pass the peas. 1470 01:43:10,557 --> 01:43:11,935 Well, they're susceptible to pretty much everything 1471 01:43:11,959 --> 01:43:14,028 - humans are, so yes. - He hates going to the vet. 1472 01:43:14,061 --> 01:43:15,630 You see, Monica, in this family, 1473 01:43:15,663 --> 01:43:17,899 it's the scientists versus the artists. 1474 01:43:17,932 --> 01:43:19,399 Sammy's on my team. 1475 01:43:19,432 --> 01:43:21,535 Takes after me, except he's got real talent. 1476 01:43:21,568 --> 01:43:22,469 Mom. 1477 01:43:22,502 --> 01:43:24,014 And he's completely terrible at science. 1478 01:43:24,038 --> 01:43:25,673 Mm. And algebra. 1479 01:43:25,706 --> 01:43:26,707 And sports. 1480 01:43:26,741 --> 01:43:29,376 - Will you please stop? - He showed me his camera. 1481 01:43:29,409 --> 01:43:31,444 Is he good at kissing? 1482 01:43:31,478 --> 01:43:32,914 - I'll tell you later. - Shut up! 1483 01:43:32,947 --> 01:43:35,482 - He sleeps with a camera under his pillow. - No, I don't. 1484 01:43:35,515 --> 01:43:37,094 But he refuses to actually shoot anything. 1485 01:43:37,118 --> 01:43:39,020 He should shoot Ditch Day. 1486 01:43:39,053 --> 01:43:41,388 - Mm. Mm-mm. - They still don't have a photographer. 1487 01:43:41,421 --> 01:43:42,699 - You could volunteer. - What's Ditch Day? 1488 01:43:42,723 --> 01:43:44,491 It doesn't matter. I'm not going. 1489 01:43:44,524 --> 01:43:45,836 Something seniors get to do at the end of the year. 1490 01:43:45,860 --> 01:43:47,638 They let us pretend like we're ditching school, 1491 01:43:47,662 --> 01:43:49,897 and we all take buses to Santa Cruz Main Beach. 1492 01:43:49,931 --> 01:43:51,565 You have to go! Everyone goes. 1493 01:43:51,598 --> 01:43:53,466 My dad will lend you his camera. 1494 01:43:53,500 --> 01:43:54,869 It's super fancy. 1495 01:43:54,902 --> 01:43:56,570 Costs like a thousand dollars. 1496 01:43:56,604 --> 01:43:59,406 It's called, like, a... an "Air" something. I forget. 1497 01:43:59,439 --> 01:44:01,008 - Wait, not an Arriflex. - Right. 1498 01:44:01,042 --> 01:44:04,411 Your dad owns a 16 millimeter Arriflex? 1499 01:44:05,445 --> 01:44:06,723 Wow. Wow, okay. So, 16 millimeter on stock... 1500 01:44:06,747 --> 01:44:08,926 See, usually it's the teacher who shoots the Ditch Day movie, 1501 01:44:08,950 --> 01:44:10,761 - and it's a big joke. - That's two minutes, 45 seconds a roll. 1502 01:44:10,785 --> 01:44:12,629 At ten bucks a roll, for a whole day, that would be, 1503 01:44:12,653 --> 01:44:14,131 - like, insanely expensive. - I owe you a graduation check. 1504 01:44:14,155 --> 01:44:15,857 My dad will get the school to pay for it. 1505 01:44:15,890 --> 01:44:17,634 And I need to rent a 16 millimeter editing machine, 1506 01:44:17,658 --> 01:44:19,593 and I have no idea how much that costs, 1507 01:44:19,627 --> 01:44:20,938 - so it's not gonna work. - My dad will rent one for you. 1508 01:44:20,962 --> 01:44:23,898 Uh, we can rent it, whatever it costs, right? 1509 01:44:23,931 --> 01:44:25,900 Burt. 1510 01:44:27,567 --> 01:44:29,804 Uh, what's wrong with your Bolex? 1511 01:44:29,837 --> 01:44:31,873 You could afford to be a little encouraging. 1512 01:44:31,906 --> 01:44:33,540 About what? 1513 01:44:33,573 --> 01:44:35,176 About him making movies again. 1514 01:44:35,209 --> 01:44:37,011 Well, I didn't say that. I'm just talking... 1515 01:44:37,044 --> 01:44:39,013 - Maybe he's moved on. - On from what? 1516 01:44:39,046 --> 01:44:41,548 He hasn't picked up his camera once since we got here. 1517 01:44:41,581 --> 01:44:42,893 He'll be going to college this September. 1518 01:44:42,917 --> 01:44:44,819 Maybe his feelings about it have changed. 1519 01:44:44,852 --> 01:44:47,554 He's growing up. I'm enthusiastic about that. 1520 01:44:47,587 --> 01:44:48,990 Filming is what he loves. 1521 01:44:49,023 --> 01:44:50,801 - I don't think him... - Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. 1522 01:44:50,825 --> 01:44:52,760 Guys, can we please just stop talking about me? 1523 01:44:52,793 --> 01:44:54,204 I'd think that you, more than anyone, 1524 01:44:54,228 --> 01:44:55,672 should have some understanding of what a... 1525 01:44:55,696 --> 01:44:57,074 Let's go to your place or something. 1526 01:44:57,098 --> 01:44:58,833 Maybe your dad can show me the camera. 1527 01:44:58,866 --> 01:45:00,543 - A vocation, a-a calling is. - All right. All right. 1528 01:45:00,567 --> 01:45:01,903 We'll rent him the equipment. 1529 01:45:01,936 --> 01:45:03,503 He hates the beach. 1530 01:45:03,536 --> 01:45:04,915 That's why he doesn't want to go to Ditch Day. 1531 01:45:04,939 --> 01:45:06,173 But it's not your calling. 1532 01:45:06,207 --> 01:45:08,541 Is that why you can't, uh, respect it? 1533 01:45:08,575 --> 01:45:10,044 I have respect for everything 1534 01:45:10,077 --> 01:45:11,779 - he works hard doing. - He's afraid. 1535 01:45:11,812 --> 01:45:13,757 He's scared if he does, those guys will beat him up again. 1536 01:45:13,781 --> 01:45:15,926 What? No, I'm not. I never said that I was scared of them. 1537 01:45:15,950 --> 01:45:17,718 - You don't, though. - You got beat up? 1538 01:45:17,752 --> 01:45:19,720 You always dismiss what he does, what anyone does, 1539 01:45:19,754 --> 01:45:23,824 that's playful or imaginative as a pastime or a hobby. 1540 01:45:23,858 --> 01:45:25,525 You already won, Mitz. 1541 01:45:25,558 --> 01:45:27,494 I surrendered. I'm not taking the bait. 1542 01:45:27,527 --> 01:45:28,906 Can you guys please just cut it out? 1543 01:45:28,930 --> 01:45:30,807 - Oh, who's baiting who? - You're embarrassing me. 1544 01:45:30,831 --> 01:45:32,508 I said I'd take him for his polio shot the first five times 1545 01:45:32,532 --> 01:45:33,810 - you asked me, didn't I? - Well, you say you will, 1546 01:45:33,834 --> 01:45:36,003 but I guess you don't mean it, so I ask again 1547 01:45:36,037 --> 01:45:37,781 - and again and again. - He's scared of shots. 1548 01:45:37,805 --> 01:45:40,608 He's scared of the doctor. 1549 01:45:41,574 --> 01:45:44,612 I am taking the goddamn monkey to the vet, okay? 1550 01:45:44,645 --> 01:45:46,080 Probably needs a tranquilizer 1551 01:45:46,113 --> 01:45:47,648 with all this yelling. 1552 01:45:47,682 --> 01:45:50,017 Can you ask your dad about borrowing the camera? 1553 01:45:50,051 --> 01:45:51,686 He'll say yes. 1554 01:45:51,719 --> 01:45:53,520 Thank you. 1555 01:45:53,553 --> 01:45:56,057 I'm filming Ditch Day. 1556 01:45:56,090 --> 01:45:57,892 I think it's a great idea. 1557 01:49:05,779 --> 01:49:08,716 Don't be scared. 1558 01:49:13,921 --> 01:49:17,358 Your mom misses Phoenix too much. 1559 01:49:17,391 --> 01:49:19,026 Tell them the truth. 1560 01:49:19,059 --> 01:49:20,828 And I can't leave. 1561 01:49:20,861 --> 01:49:22,963 This is where my work is. 1562 01:49:22,997 --> 01:49:24,064 I have to... 1563 01:49:24,098 --> 01:49:25,766 That's crazy. 1564 01:49:25,799 --> 01:49:28,402 You... you can't ruin everything 1565 01:49:28,435 --> 01:49:30,804 because you miss one place 1566 01:49:30,838 --> 01:49:33,040 and you're stuck someplace else. 1567 01:49:33,073 --> 01:49:35,776 I miss Bennie too much. 1568 01:49:35,809 --> 01:49:37,178 So? 1569 01:49:37,211 --> 01:49:39,046 We all miss him. 1570 01:49:39,880 --> 01:49:42,216 This is a different kind of missing. 1571 01:49:42,249 --> 01:49:43,984 Because what? 1572 01:49:44,818 --> 01:49:46,453 You love Bennie? 1573 01:49:46,487 --> 01:49:48,155 Don't you love Daddy? 1574 01:49:48,189 --> 01:49:49,323 Sure she does. 1575 01:49:49,356 --> 01:49:51,192 - Of course I love Dad. - And I love Mom. 1576 01:49:51,225 --> 01:49:53,460 Then why is this all of a sudden happening? 1577 01:49:53,494 --> 01:49:55,462 Stay together. 1578 01:49:55,496 --> 01:49:58,299 You love each other, and you love us, 1579 01:49:58,332 --> 01:49:59,900 and we don't want this. 1580 01:49:59,934 --> 01:50:02,203 We don't want to have to move back and forth 1581 01:50:02,236 --> 01:50:03,504 and not live with both of you. 1582 01:50:03,537 --> 01:50:05,339 We can't. Dad, we can't. 1583 01:50:05,372 --> 01:50:06,941 You're always so mean to him! 1584 01:50:06,974 --> 01:50:08,842 That's why you're getting divorced! 1585 01:50:08,876 --> 01:50:10,778 It's because of you! 1586 01:50:10,811 --> 01:50:12,079 Don't blame your mom. 1587 01:50:12,112 --> 01:50:14,114 This wasn't her idea. It was mine. 1588 01:50:14,148 --> 01:50:17,117 - Don't-don't say that. - No, it wasn't. 1589 01:50:17,151 --> 01:50:19,853 She just said it was because of Bennie, so stop lying! 1590 01:50:19,887 --> 01:50:22,022 Both of you, stop lying! 1591 01:50:22,056 --> 01:50:24,124 I'm giving your mom a chance 1592 01:50:24,158 --> 01:50:29,096 to go back to, uh, Phoenix to live... 1593 01:50:55,589 --> 01:50:57,258 I don't understand how you can go back 1594 01:50:57,291 --> 01:50:59,493 to your beach blanket movie after that. 1595 01:50:59,526 --> 01:51:02,029 We're different, I guess. 1596 01:51:17,978 --> 01:51:20,247 Is she gonna marry Bennie? 1597 01:51:21,048 --> 01:51:23,217 If she wants to, she will. 1598 01:51:25,019 --> 01:51:27,254 God, she's the most selfish person in the world. 1599 01:51:27,288 --> 01:51:30,424 It must've been hard for her, married to a... 1600 01:51:30,457 --> 01:51:32,459 a genius. 1601 01:51:32,493 --> 01:51:34,428 Dad worships Mom. 1602 01:51:34,461 --> 01:51:35,996 Okay. 1603 01:51:37,064 --> 01:51:40,968 But maybe it's hard being worshipped by someone 1604 01:51:41,001 --> 01:51:42,970 you know you'll never be as good as 1605 01:51:43,003 --> 01:51:45,139 or ever do anything as good as. 1606 01:51:45,172 --> 01:51:46,407 She... 1607 01:51:47,474 --> 01:51:50,010 She laughs at Bennie's jokes... 1608 01:51:51,478 --> 01:51:54,548 but Dad's always been her best audience. 1609 01:51:54,581 --> 01:51:56,583 Come on. 1610 01:51:56,618 --> 01:51:58,452 She'll be fine. 1611 01:51:58,485 --> 01:52:01,588 She'll tell herself everything happens for a reason. 1612 01:52:01,623 --> 01:52:03,924 She'll make excuses like she always does. 1613 01:52:03,957 --> 01:52:06,060 You're way more selfish than her. 1614 01:52:07,594 --> 01:52:09,596 That's why you're angry at her. 1615 01:52:09,631 --> 01:52:12,566 It's because she's scared, 1616 01:52:12,599 --> 01:52:14,935 just like you, Sammy. 1617 01:52:15,969 --> 01:52:19,907 Out of everyone in this out-of-control, 1618 01:52:19,940 --> 01:52:23,210 falling-apart family, 1619 01:52:23,243 --> 01:52:26,380 the one who's most like Mitzi is you. 1620 01:52:29,316 --> 01:52:30,851 Wait. 1621 01:52:32,986 --> 01:52:34,888 Look, before I show this to the whole school, 1622 01:52:34,922 --> 01:52:37,291 could you please watch it with me? 1623 01:53:24,138 --> 01:53:26,940 Hold your breath! 1624 01:53:33,347 --> 01:53:35,215 Here. 1625 01:53:35,249 --> 01:53:38,152 Oh, wow. 1626 01:53:48,663 --> 01:53:51,165 Did you find Jesus? 1627 01:53:52,466 --> 01:53:54,435 In a jewelry store. 1628 01:54:26,467 --> 01:54:27,769 Hey, man, look who's here. 1629 01:54:27,802 --> 01:54:29,671 Hey! Let's get this party started! 1630 01:54:29,704 --> 01:54:31,739 Let the festivities begin. 1631 01:54:33,641 --> 01:54:35,476 So, in September, when I move to L.A., 1632 01:54:35,509 --> 01:54:38,178 I'm gonna try and get work in a movie studio. 1633 01:54:38,212 --> 01:54:40,414 Thought you were going to college. 1634 01:54:41,482 --> 01:54:43,317 Could you... 1635 01:54:44,384 --> 01:54:46,253 Would you ever consider coming with me? 1636 01:54:46,286 --> 01:54:48,455 I'm going to Texas A&M. 1637 01:54:48,489 --> 01:54:49,624 You know that. 1638 01:54:49,657 --> 01:54:52,392 Yes, I do. 1639 01:54:52,426 --> 01:54:55,162 But I thought... 1640 01:54:57,064 --> 01:55:00,467 maybe you should change your mind, because... 1641 01:55:03,437 --> 01:55:05,506 Because what? 1642 01:55:06,808 --> 01:55:09,176 - Because I love you. - Ow! 1643 01:55:09,209 --> 01:55:10,511 - Sammy! - Oh, sorry! 1644 01:55:10,544 --> 01:55:13,113 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1645 01:55:13,748 --> 01:55:16,116 That's not possible. 1646 01:55:16,149 --> 01:55:17,384 What? 1647 01:55:17,417 --> 01:55:18,686 N-No, it is. 1648 01:55:18,720 --> 01:55:20,822 Monica, I love you. 1649 01:55:20,855 --> 01:55:23,257 That's impossible. Sammy... 1650 01:55:23,290 --> 01:55:24,591 Sam. 1651 01:55:25,627 --> 01:55:27,795 We only started dating like... 1652 01:55:30,297 --> 01:55:31,733 Everything was so normal before. 1653 01:55:31,766 --> 01:55:33,166 Why are you acting so... 1654 01:55:33,200 --> 01:55:35,269 No, because nothing's normal now. 1655 01:55:35,302 --> 01:55:37,471 They're getting a divorce. 1656 01:55:38,806 --> 01:55:40,541 What are you talking about? 1657 01:55:40,574 --> 01:55:43,343 My mom and dad, they're splitting up. 1658 01:55:47,347 --> 01:55:50,150 Jesus Christ! This is prom! 1659 01:55:50,183 --> 01:55:52,720 You can't just blurt something out like that at prom! 1660 01:55:52,754 --> 01:55:54,622 Wait. 1661 01:55:56,858 --> 01:55:58,425 Monica! 1662 01:55:58,458 --> 01:56:00,270 Look, that's-that's got nothing to do with us, okay? 1663 01:56:00,294 --> 01:56:02,205 - I'm not... - That's not why I said that I love you. 1664 01:56:02,229 --> 01:56:04,131 - I don't know why I... - I'm not gonna change 1665 01:56:04,164 --> 01:56:05,633 my whole life and move to Hollywood 1666 01:56:05,667 --> 01:56:09,436 because your parents are having marital difficulties. 1667 01:56:25,385 --> 01:56:27,722 You can get a refund. I hardly wore it at all. 1668 01:56:31,358 --> 01:56:33,527 Are you breaking up with me? 1669 01:56:33,560 --> 01:56:38,532 Not at prom, but of course, eventually. 1670 01:56:41,301 --> 01:56:43,403 I'm gonna pray on it. 1671 01:56:43,437 --> 01:56:47,341 And I'm gonna pray really, really hard for you 1672 01:56:47,374 --> 01:56:49,877 because you're such a fun boy to kiss, but... 1673 01:56:51,478 --> 01:56:53,213 Thank you. Thank you. 1674 01:56:53,246 --> 01:56:55,582 Wonderful. Wonderful. 1675 01:56:55,617 --> 01:56:59,286 Let's thank our band for that great music. 1676 01:56:59,319 --> 01:57:02,589 Sometimes we just can't fix things, Sam... 1677 01:57:03,791 --> 01:57:07,729 and all we can do is suffer. 1678 01:57:09,631 --> 01:57:12,366 Now we're gonna take a little break from the dancing 1679 01:57:12,399 --> 01:57:16,503 for a very special moment for the class of 1964. 1680 01:57:17,404 --> 01:57:21,643 Um, Mr. Samuel Fabelman, where are you? 1681 01:57:21,676 --> 01:57:23,276 Where is he? 1682 01:57:23,945 --> 01:57:25,780 Okay. 1683 01:57:25,813 --> 01:57:27,214 Bagelman! 1684 01:57:27,247 --> 01:57:28,582 Bagelman! 1685 01:57:28,616 --> 01:57:30,350 Okay, everybody. 1686 01:57:30,384 --> 01:57:32,219 Face this way. Grab a chair. 1687 01:57:32,252 --> 01:57:34,521 Let's all get close to the screen. 1688 01:57:35,690 --> 01:57:38,760 Right up front. Very good. 1689 01:57:39,961 --> 01:57:43,665 Mr. Fabelman, this is your big moment. 1690 01:57:43,698 --> 01:57:49,604 We're ready to watch your Technicolor masterpiece, 1691 01:57:49,637 --> 01:57:52,940 "Ditch Day 1964." 1692 01:57:57,377 --> 01:58:02,684 And as they say way down south in Hollywoodland, "lights..." 1693 01:58:02,717 --> 01:58:06,654 Uh, "lights, camera, action!" 1694 02:01:40,968 --> 02:01:43,671 Whoo! Let's go! Come on! 1695 02:01:44,805 --> 02:01:47,474 No, no, no, no, no. 1696 02:01:49,143 --> 02:01:52,780 Logan, you were so incredible up there. 1697 02:01:52,813 --> 02:01:54,581 It was amazing. 1698 02:02:27,248 --> 02:02:29,582 Why'd you do that? 1699 02:02:31,919 --> 02:02:33,621 What? 1700 02:02:33,654 --> 02:02:36,489 Why'd you make me look like that? 1701 02:02:38,726 --> 02:02:40,995 - In the film? - Yes, in the film! 1702 02:02:41,028 --> 02:02:43,496 Oh, shit! Shit. 1703 02:02:44,298 --> 02:02:46,233 What's the matter with you? 1704 02:02:46,267 --> 02:02:47,969 I've been a... a total asshole to you. 1705 02:02:48,002 --> 02:02:49,947 - I broke your nose, and then... - You didn't break my nose. 1706 02:02:49,971 --> 02:02:51,782 - Then you go and make me look like-like that. - You almost... 1707 02:02:51,806 --> 02:02:53,708 - You didn't break it. - What's wrong with you? 1708 02:02:53,741 --> 02:02:56,576 Logan, all I did was hold the camera, and it saw what it saw. 1709 02:02:56,610 --> 02:02:59,246 Oh, bullshit! Fabelman, you made me look like... 1710 02:02:59,280 --> 02:03:01,749 like this golden kind of thing. 1711 02:03:01,782 --> 02:03:03,260 - Yeah? - And Claudia, she just kissed me. 1712 02:03:03,284 --> 02:03:04,928 - Mazel tov. - In front of the whole school. 1713 02:03:04,952 --> 02:03:06,730 - Okay, great. - I treat her shittier than I treat you, 1714 02:03:06,754 --> 02:03:08,632 - and now she wants to... - You're welcome, man. Jesus... 1715 02:03:08,656 --> 02:03:11,524 No, no. Don't... Don't go. Don't go. 1716 02:03:11,558 --> 02:03:14,594 I want to know why you did that. 1717 02:03:14,628 --> 02:03:16,563 I don't know. I ought to have my head examined. 1718 02:03:16,596 --> 02:03:17,832 Am I supposed to feel bad now 1719 02:03:17,865 --> 02:03:19,566 about all that shit we did to you? 1720 02:03:19,599 --> 02:03:20,777 Do you feel bad about all that shit? 1721 02:03:20,801 --> 02:03:22,535 That's none of your goddamn business! 1722 02:03:22,569 --> 02:03:24,147 - 'Cause you should feel bad about... - Oh, right! 1723 02:03:24,171 --> 02:03:25,849 That's why you did it. You want me to feel like crap about... 1724 02:03:25,873 --> 02:03:28,676 I wanted you to be nice to me for five minutes! 1725 02:03:28,709 --> 02:03:30,945 Or I did it to make my movie better. 1726 02:03:30,978 --> 02:03:32,079 I don't know why. 1727 02:03:32,113 --> 02:03:35,983 You are the biggest jerk I've ever met in my entire life. 1728 02:03:36,017 --> 02:03:39,586 I have a monkey at home that's smarter than you! 1729 02:03:39,620 --> 02:03:43,691 You dumb, anti-Semitic asshole! 1730 02:03:43,724 --> 02:03:46,093 I made you look like you could fly. 1731 02:03:47,061 --> 02:03:48,796 But I can't fly. 1732 02:03:48,829 --> 02:03:50,965 I can outrun any guy in Santa Clara County, 1733 02:03:50,998 --> 02:03:52,867 and I worked real hard to do that. 1734 02:03:52,900 --> 02:03:55,636 But you... you make me feel like I'm some kind of failure 1735 02:03:55,669 --> 02:03:57,772 or a phony or... or like I'm supposed to be 1736 02:03:57,805 --> 02:04:00,573 some guy I'm never gonna be, not even in my dreams. 1737 02:04:00,608 --> 02:04:01,942 You took that guy, whoever he is, 1738 02:04:01,976 --> 02:04:03,887 wherever you got him from, and you put him up there 1739 02:04:03,911 --> 02:04:06,047 on that screen and told everyone... 1740 02:04:06,080 --> 02:04:07,314 everyone that that's me. 1741 02:04:07,348 --> 02:04:09,784 And that's not me. That's... It's... 1742 02:04:11,619 --> 02:04:15,089 Goddamn it. Goddamn it. 1743 02:04:18,659 --> 02:04:20,661 Jesus, it wasn't supposed to make you upset. 1744 02:04:20,694 --> 02:04:22,730 I didn't mean to freak you out. I didn't mean... 1745 02:04:22,763 --> 02:04:25,598 Who cares what you meant? 1746 02:04:26,834 --> 02:04:28,836 Fabelman! 1747 02:04:30,137 --> 02:04:31,605 Oh, shit. 1748 02:04:31,639 --> 02:04:32,716 You liar! You backstabbing liar! 1749 02:04:32,740 --> 02:04:34,942 I'm gonna beat your... 1750 02:04:46,821 --> 02:04:48,823 You totally bought it, his whole snow job. 1751 02:04:48,856 --> 02:04:51,025 You ate it up. You moron. 1752 02:04:51,058 --> 02:04:53,828 Logan, you are so conceited and dumb. 1753 02:05:19,186 --> 02:05:21,822 Is something about to happen? 1754 02:05:22,823 --> 02:05:24,725 You like living dangerously, Fabelman. 1755 02:05:24,758 --> 02:05:26,360 No, I don't. I really, really don't. 1756 02:05:26,393 --> 02:05:28,062 Yes, you do. 1757 02:05:28,095 --> 02:05:32,166 But you tell anybody about me getting, um... 1758 02:05:32,199 --> 02:05:35,803 upset, that would be a mistake. 1759 02:05:38,038 --> 02:05:39,406 Our secret. 1760 02:05:39,440 --> 02:05:41,142 Okay? 1761 02:05:41,175 --> 02:05:43,010 Definitely. 1762 02:05:46,447 --> 02:05:48,916 Unless I make a movie about it. 1763 02:05:49,984 --> 02:05:52,786 Which I'm never ever gonna do. 1764 02:06:18,212 --> 02:06:20,147 You never... 1765 02:06:21,282 --> 02:06:23,150 What's it like? 1766 02:06:24,952 --> 02:06:28,155 It kind of shows you how out of control everything is 1767 02:06:28,189 --> 02:06:32,860 and how y-you're not in charge of anything. 1768 02:06:35,296 --> 02:06:37,431 A-And how it doesn't matter. 1769 02:06:37,464 --> 02:06:39,233 I better not. 1770 02:06:40,267 --> 02:06:43,137 In my head, everything's already out of control. 1771 02:06:45,472 --> 02:06:47,775 You're full of shit. 1772 02:06:47,808 --> 02:06:50,711 I got to split. Claudia's waiting for me. 1773 02:06:55,849 --> 02:06:59,320 Life's nothing like the movies, Fabelman. 1774 02:06:59,353 --> 02:07:00,821 Maybe not. 1775 02:07:00,854 --> 02:07:03,290 But hey, in the end... 1776 02:07:03,324 --> 02:07:05,726 you got the girl. 1777 02:07:28,449 --> 02:07:31,352 Must have been some night. 1778 02:07:33,988 --> 02:07:36,423 Did Monica like the corsage? 1779 02:07:36,457 --> 02:07:39,827 - Yeah. - Well, I told you she would. 1780 02:07:47,568 --> 02:07:49,903 That time when I hit you... 1781 02:07:49,937 --> 02:07:52,906 In-in Phoenix, when I... 1782 02:07:52,940 --> 02:07:55,376 Oh, God. You remember. 1783 02:07:56,977 --> 02:07:59,046 Not really. 1784 02:07:59,079 --> 02:08:00,948 Oh, for the love of God, it's not like 1785 02:08:00,981 --> 02:08:03,317 I spent my whole life hitting you. 1786 02:08:03,350 --> 02:08:06,020 Once. I hit you once. 1787 02:08:06,053 --> 02:08:07,554 It should've been memorable. 1788 02:08:07,588 --> 02:08:09,290 Before the swimming test. 1789 02:08:09,323 --> 02:08:11,158 Yes, before the swimming test! 1790 02:08:11,191 --> 02:08:13,427 Yes. Well, I-I... 1791 02:08:13,460 --> 02:08:17,031 I s-slapped you on your back... 1792 02:08:18,098 --> 02:08:20,167 as hard as I could. I screwed up your tryouts, 1793 02:08:20,200 --> 02:08:22,036 and you-you couldn't get your merit badge, 1794 02:08:22,069 --> 02:08:23,480 and then you couldn't make Eagle Scout. 1795 02:08:23,504 --> 02:08:25,105 - Ma, I made Eagle Scout. - And I... 1796 02:08:25,139 --> 02:08:27,117 - It wasn't a big deal. - Well, I left a goddamn mark 1797 02:08:27,141 --> 02:08:30,010 on your skin in the sh-shape of my hand. 1798 02:08:30,044 --> 02:08:32,313 And I need you to say you forgive me for doing that. 1799 02:08:32,346 --> 02:08:36,016 - Well, okay. I forgive you. - Because... Because... 1800 02:08:37,184 --> 02:08:39,153 - Because you're my kid. - Mom, I forgive you. 1801 02:08:39,186 --> 02:08:41,155 And-and-and my kids mean more to me than... 1802 02:08:41,188 --> 02:08:43,166 - Mom, I forgive you. - Anything else on the Earth. 1803 02:08:43,190 --> 02:08:45,059 - I forgive you. - Because... 1804 02:08:45,092 --> 02:08:47,337 Please, please. Because how am I ever gonna forgive myself? 1805 02:08:47,361 --> 02:08:49,496 - I can't. - Mom, I-I-I... 1806 02:08:49,530 --> 02:08:51,231 I forgive you. 1807 02:08:51,265 --> 02:08:53,200 The eggs are burning. 1808 02:08:53,233 --> 02:08:55,502 Oh, God. 1809 02:08:59,940 --> 02:09:03,010 I'm doing this thing. 1810 02:09:03,977 --> 02:09:06,347 And I-I don't know if it's the right thing, 1811 02:09:06,380 --> 02:09:09,016 but it's a life-and-death thing for me. 1812 02:09:09,049 --> 02:09:11,552 And I'm sorry, but everybody else 1813 02:09:11,585 --> 02:09:13,655 is gonna have to hang on for dear life. 1814 02:09:13,688 --> 02:09:15,989 And somehow, 1815 02:09:16,023 --> 02:09:19,393 we will survive this, all of us. 1816 02:09:19,426 --> 02:09:22,496 Even your father, who I adore with all my heart. 1817 02:09:22,529 --> 02:09:26,867 He deserves so much better than what I'm doing, but... 1818 02:09:29,671 --> 02:09:32,506 but Bennie needs me, dolly. 1819 02:09:32,539 --> 02:09:34,609 And I need him. 1820 02:09:34,642 --> 02:09:36,210 So much so that without him, 1821 02:09:36,243 --> 02:09:38,145 I'm turning into someone I don't know 1822 02:09:38,178 --> 02:09:41,148 and none of you will know me anymore. 1823 02:09:41,181 --> 02:09:43,083 I'll just be that hateful person 1824 02:09:43,117 --> 02:09:45,119 who did that terrible thing to your back. 1825 02:09:45,152 --> 02:09:49,256 And yes, this is the most selfish thing I have ever done, 1826 02:09:49,289 --> 02:09:53,160 but I've got to do this now because, Sammy... 1827 02:09:54,361 --> 02:09:57,398 you do what your heart says you have to, 1828 02:09:57,431 --> 02:10:00,434 'cause you don't owe anyone your life. 1829 02:10:01,603 --> 02:10:03,537 Not even me. 1830 02:10:09,677 --> 02:10:11,713 Oh... Are they ruined? 1831 02:10:11,746 --> 02:10:14,682 I-I-I can make some more. 1832 02:10:14,716 --> 02:10:16,450 Oh, no, no, no. 1833 02:10:16,483 --> 02:10:18,252 I like 'em burnt. 1834 02:10:22,189 --> 02:10:24,258 So, Monica dumped me. 1835 02:10:24,291 --> 02:10:26,093 She did? 1836 02:10:26,126 --> 02:10:28,929 Yeah, after I told her about the divorce. 1837 02:10:29,596 --> 02:10:31,231 Huh? 1838 02:10:32,266 --> 02:10:34,669 Probably shouldn't have asked her to marry me. 1839 02:10:34,702 --> 02:10:36,970 - You did not. - Oh, but... 1840 02:10:37,004 --> 02:10:39,473 Oh. You did? 1841 02:10:40,642 --> 02:10:44,144 - In so many words. - Poor girl. 1842 02:11:05,432 --> 02:11:06,701 Dad? 1843 02:11:10,605 --> 02:11:12,973 Hey, Dad, I'm home. 1844 02:11:23,785 --> 02:11:25,720 Sammy? 1845 02:11:31,659 --> 02:11:33,994 I think I'm having a heart attack. 1846 02:11:39,667 --> 02:11:41,636 Come here. 1847 02:11:50,277 --> 02:11:52,246 It's a panic attack. Your mother gets them. 1848 02:11:52,279 --> 02:11:54,649 - What did you do when she'd get them? - I made her tea. 1849 02:11:54,682 --> 02:11:56,283 Okay. 1850 02:12:02,222 --> 02:12:05,125 Plus, you're exhausted. 1851 02:12:05,158 --> 02:12:07,094 You don't sleep. 1852 02:12:07,127 --> 02:12:08,796 I hear you walking around all night 1853 02:12:08,830 --> 02:12:10,364 or typing those letters, 1854 02:12:10,397 --> 02:12:11,842 and the three hours' drive to the college 1855 02:12:11,866 --> 02:12:13,768 - every day and back, it's... - Oh, no, no, no. 1856 02:12:13,801 --> 02:12:15,402 I can't go back to that dorm. 1857 02:12:15,435 --> 02:12:17,104 Maybe your roommate settled down. 1858 02:12:17,137 --> 02:12:18,539 He voted for Goldwater. 1859 02:12:18,572 --> 02:12:20,574 I can't go back. 1860 02:12:20,608 --> 02:12:21,843 Dad... 1861 02:12:24,846 --> 02:12:27,147 I don't know... 1862 02:12:27,180 --> 02:12:29,316 what to do anymore. 1863 02:12:30,250 --> 02:12:32,219 I don't want to disappoint you, 1864 02:12:32,252 --> 02:12:35,455 and I promised that I'd stick it out, 1865 02:12:35,489 --> 02:12:38,325 but two years is like forever, and I hate school. 1866 02:12:38,358 --> 02:12:40,494 Like, a lot. 1867 02:12:40,527 --> 02:12:45,332 And I want to get work on a movie or a TV show, 1868 02:12:45,365 --> 02:12:47,301 so I send out all those letters, 1869 02:12:47,334 --> 02:12:49,269 but nobody ever writes back. 1870 02:12:49,303 --> 02:12:51,706 And my life is just going by so fast, 1871 02:12:51,739 --> 02:12:53,841 but it's not getting anywhere. 1872 02:12:56,376 --> 02:12:59,279 Concentrate on sipping. It'll calm you down. 1873 02:13:04,518 --> 02:13:06,688 Here. Uh... 1874 02:13:09,356 --> 02:13:12,359 You can go through the mail while I get the soup hot. 1875 02:13:33,948 --> 02:13:36,416 It's from Mom. 1876 02:13:37,417 --> 02:13:39,386 It's just a bunch of goofy photos 1877 02:13:39,419 --> 02:13:41,321 from some kind of block party. 1878 02:14:27,635 --> 02:14:29,503 Dad? 1879 02:14:31,673 --> 02:14:33,507 Dad, what's... 1880 02:14:42,917 --> 02:14:44,952 Oh, Dad, I didn't mean to... 1881 02:14:44,986 --> 02:14:47,622 If you hate school so much, don't go. 1882 02:14:48,723 --> 02:14:50,557 But... Dad, we need... 1883 02:14:50,590 --> 02:14:52,292 I don't know. I would like you to 1884 02:14:52,325 --> 02:14:54,327 because this film thing... I don't know. 1885 02:14:54,361 --> 02:14:56,563 Maybe I should have put my foot down about it 1886 02:14:56,596 --> 02:14:59,332 years ago, but... 1887 02:15:00,902 --> 02:15:04,237 I know you're gonna work like the dickens 1888 02:15:04,271 --> 02:15:05,973 on whatever you wind up doing 1889 02:15:06,007 --> 02:15:09,209 because you're a chip off the old block. 1890 02:15:13,748 --> 02:15:17,417 We're never not going to know each other, Sammy. 1891 02:15:20,755 --> 02:15:23,323 How do you know that? 1892 02:15:23,356 --> 02:15:25,026 You and Mom don't anymore. 1893 02:15:25,059 --> 02:15:27,360 Yes, we do. 1894 02:15:28,062 --> 02:15:30,430 We always will. 1895 02:15:31,331 --> 02:15:33,735 I know it because... 1896 02:15:35,535 --> 02:15:37,805 we've gone too far in our story 1897 02:15:37,839 --> 02:15:41,241 to actually say "the end." 1898 02:15:50,484 --> 02:15:52,854 Uh, you missed something in the mail. 1899 02:16:19,680 --> 02:16:21,581 Good news? 1900 02:16:24,384 --> 02:16:26,654 They've ordered 32 half hours, 1901 02:16:26,687 --> 02:16:30,057 Fridays at 8:30 p.m. on CBS, starting September 17th. 1902 02:16:30,091 --> 02:16:31,793 We already have six shows in the can. 1903 02:16:31,826 --> 02:16:34,327 It's like Stalag 17 or The Great Escape, 1904 02:16:34,361 --> 02:16:35,930 - except it's funnier. - Mm. 1905 02:16:35,963 --> 02:16:37,430 And it's for television. 1906 02:16:37,464 --> 02:16:38,966 - And it's funny. - Yeah. 1907 02:16:39,000 --> 02:16:40,668 Or at least I pray to God that it's funny. 1908 02:16:40,701 --> 02:16:42,670 Hogan's Heroes... That's the title. 1909 02:16:42,703 --> 02:16:44,071 What do you think? 1910 02:16:44,105 --> 02:16:46,339 - Pretty catchy, right? - Catchy. Yeah. 1911 02:16:46,373 --> 02:16:47,942 And if all goes well, 1912 02:16:47,975 --> 02:16:52,613 I might be able to offer you something next season. 1913 02:16:53,513 --> 02:16:56,516 Maybe assisting an assistant to an assistant. 1914 02:17:01,454 --> 02:17:03,356 You don't want to be in TV anyway. 1915 02:17:03,390 --> 02:17:06,493 Um, your letter said as much. 1916 02:17:06,526 --> 02:17:08,729 By the way, I love this letter. 1917 02:17:08,763 --> 02:17:10,698 - Oh. - I used to write a whole bunch 1918 02:17:10,731 --> 02:17:12,465 of these letters when I was your age. 1919 02:17:12,499 --> 02:17:14,936 You want to make movies. Am I right? 1920 02:17:14,969 --> 02:17:16,570 Well, yeah. Yes, I do. 1921 02:17:16,604 --> 02:17:19,006 But look, I'm just happy to start anywhere, 1922 02:17:19,040 --> 02:17:20,842 and-and that doesn't... 1923 02:17:20,875 --> 02:17:22,576 You know who you need to meet? 1924 02:17:22,610 --> 02:17:25,445 I mean, not for a job, 'cause he doesn't do that. 1925 02:17:25,478 --> 02:17:27,414 How would you like to meet 1926 02:17:27,447 --> 02:17:30,417 the greatest film director who ever lived? 1927 02:17:30,450 --> 02:17:32,854 And he's right across the hall. 1928 02:17:34,889 --> 02:17:36,657 Come on. 1929 02:17:41,494 --> 02:17:43,463 Wait here a minute. 1930 02:17:52,539 --> 02:17:54,609 Um, this is Nona. 1931 02:17:54,642 --> 02:17:56,409 Nona's gonna look after you. 1932 02:17:56,443 --> 02:17:57,745 Um, he's not here. He's... 1933 02:17:57,778 --> 02:17:59,412 - He's at lunch. - Right. 1934 02:17:59,446 --> 02:18:01,148 - You want to wait? - Yeah, he'll wait. 1935 02:18:01,182 --> 02:18:02,984 Sit. 1936 02:18:04,085 --> 02:18:05,820 Good luck. 1937 02:18:11,192 --> 02:18:12,894 Could be hours. 1938 02:19:41,749 --> 02:19:44,719 All right, kid, you got five minutes. 1939 02:19:44,752 --> 02:19:46,921 Probably one. Stand up. 1940 02:19:50,324 --> 02:19:52,259 Hey. L-Lose the tie. 1941 02:19:52,293 --> 02:19:54,729 You'll stand a better chance. 1942 02:21:04,365 --> 02:21:07,101 They tell me you want to be a picture maker. 1943 02:21:08,335 --> 02:21:10,738 Um, yes, sir, I do. 1944 02:21:10,771 --> 02:21:12,339 Why? 1945 02:21:12,373 --> 02:21:14,975 This business, it'll rip you apart. 1946 02:21:15,009 --> 02:21:17,678 W-Well... 1947 02:21:18,979 --> 02:21:20,214 Mr. Ford, I... 1948 02:21:20,247 --> 02:21:22,582 So, what do you know about art, kid? 1949 02:21:24,819 --> 02:21:26,353 I-I love your movies so much. 1950 02:21:26,387 --> 02:21:28,355 No. Art. 1951 02:21:28,389 --> 02:21:30,991 See that painting over there? 1952 02:21:33,127 --> 02:21:35,096 Uh, yeah. I mean yes. 1953 02:21:35,129 --> 02:21:36,697 Yes, I do see it. 1954 02:21:36,730 --> 02:21:38,632 Walk over to it. 1955 02:21:44,371 --> 02:21:47,274 Well, what's in it? Describe it. 1956 02:21:47,308 --> 02:21:49,143 Oh, okay. Um... 1957 02:21:49,176 --> 02:21:51,145 So, there are two guys, 1958 02:21:51,178 --> 02:21:53,347 and they're on horseback, 1959 02:21:53,380 --> 02:21:55,149 and they're looking for something. 1960 02:21:55,182 --> 02:21:56,383 So maybe they're scouting... 1961 02:21:56,417 --> 02:21:58,652 No. No. 1962 02:21:58,686 --> 02:22:00,654 Where's the horizon? 1963 02:22:00,688 --> 02:22:02,823 The-the horizon? 1964 02:22:02,857 --> 02:22:05,259 - Where is it? - Yeah, it's at the bottom. 1965 02:22:05,292 --> 02:22:07,128 That's right. 1966 02:22:07,161 --> 02:22:09,763 Walk over to this painting. 1967 02:22:15,903 --> 02:22:17,071 Well? 1968 02:22:18,739 --> 02:22:20,774 Right, okay. So, there are five cowboys. 1969 02:22:20,808 --> 02:22:22,919 - You know, they could be Indian... - No, no, no, no, no! 1970 02:22:22,943 --> 02:22:24,745 Where's the goddamn horizon? 1971 02:22:24,778 --> 02:22:26,413 Um, it's-it's there. 1972 02:22:26,447 --> 02:22:28,349 - Where? - At the top of the painting. 1973 02:22:28,382 --> 02:22:30,251 All right, get over here. 1974 02:22:32,386 --> 02:22:34,722 Now, remember this. 1975 02:22:34,755 --> 02:22:37,057 When the horizon's at the bottom, 1976 02:22:37,091 --> 02:22:38,926 it's interesting. 1977 02:22:38,959 --> 02:22:41,328 When the horizon's at the top, 1978 02:22:41,362 --> 02:22:43,397 it's interesting. 1979 02:22:43,430 --> 02:22:45,466 When the horizon's in the middle, 1980 02:22:45,499 --> 02:22:48,402 it's boring as shit. 1981 02:22:48,435 --> 02:22:51,272 Now, good luck to you. 1982 02:22:52,173 --> 02:22:54,808 And get the fuck out of my office! 1983 02:22:54,842 --> 02:22:56,844 Okay. 1984 02:23:00,381 --> 02:23:02,082 Thank you. 1985 02:23:03,083 --> 02:23:05,019 My pleasure.