1 00:00:40,307 --> 00:00:41,763 Lunchtime! 2 00:00:42,684 --> 00:00:46,176 The longer you animals bark, the colder your lunch gets. 3 00:00:46,396 --> 00:00:49,103 Come on, move it out. You too, down there! 4 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:50,351 Hey, Turkey! 5 00:01:06,791 --> 00:01:08,372 "You schmuck. 6 00:01:08,585 --> 00:01:12,419 Do you think I'd be stupid enough to kill myself?" Kill myself? 7 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:39,480 Come on! 8 00:01:46,331 --> 00:01:47,946 Here he comes. 9 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:57,289 Francis, the lock. 10 00:01:57,509 --> 00:01:58,589 Let go of the handle. 11 00:01:58,802 --> 00:02:00,758 I don't have the handle! Open it! 12 00:02:00,971 --> 00:02:02,177 Jake, up! 13 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:06,052 Come on, move! Get on! Come on! 14 00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:07,261 Thanks, mama. 15 00:02:54,899 --> 00:02:56,890 Okay, you guys. Let's try the victory pyramid. 16 00:02:57,736 --> 00:02:59,522 Okay, let's go. 17 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:03,363 Come on. Put your arms up. 18 00:03:03,658 --> 00:03:05,444 Smile. Good, we got it! 19 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:25,881 Turn that TV off. I can't hear myself think. 20 00:03:26,097 --> 00:03:27,553 Yeah, right, dad. 21 00:03:32,187 --> 00:03:33,597 Huh? 22 00:03:34,981 --> 00:03:37,142 Is the water going down, son? 23 00:03:37,567 --> 00:03:40,024 - Nope. - Is it going down now? 24 00:04:11,810 --> 00:04:13,471 Oh, wow, a police chase! 25 00:04:19,776 --> 00:04:21,016 Oh, shit! 26 00:04:31,454 --> 00:04:32,819 What are we doing here? 27 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:34,779 Trust in your mother, boys. 28 00:04:34,999 --> 00:04:38,332 Throw her into four-wheel drive and hold on to your hats. 29 00:05:25,842 --> 00:05:28,003 Oh, bummer! 30 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:32,258 Nothing exciting ever happens around here anyway. 31 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:33,888 Who needs the goon docks? 32 00:05:34,893 --> 00:05:38,306 Who needs this house? I can't wait to get out of here. 33 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:41,012 Really? 34 00:05:41,774 --> 00:05:45,483 No, I was just trying to "delate” myself. No, no... 35 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:47,522 You know. 36 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:49,980 Dictate myself. 37 00:05:50,241 --> 00:05:52,448 That's delude yourself, dummy. 38 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:54,241 That's what I said 39 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:02,792 Thanks, brand. 40 00:06:04,214 --> 00:06:06,125 I know how you feel, wimp. 41 00:06:06,883 --> 00:06:09,169 I'm sure gonna miss this place too. 42 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:17,056 Adopted wuss. 43 00:06:17,268 --> 00:06:18,383 I'm no adopted wuss! 44 00:06:18,561 --> 00:06:20,802 I'll kill you, brand! 45 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:25,394 Ah. It's mouth. 46 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:27,062 Hey, Mikey. 47 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:29,481 Yo, Mikey. 48 00:06:30,031 --> 00:06:32,864 Hey, Mikey, seen Adrienne? 49 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:34,803 What's going down? 50 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:36,033 Get your foot off the table. 51 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,486 You got it. What's going down, guys? 52 00:06:39,249 --> 00:06:41,080 What's the matter with you guys? 53 00:06:41,292 --> 00:06:43,999 What's the matter? What is this? A nuclear Saturday? 54 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:45,580 Come on, guys. 55 00:06:45,797 --> 00:06:47,913 This is our last weekend together. 56 00:06:48,132 --> 00:06:49,872 I ast ggoonie weekend. 57 00:06:50,385 --> 00:06:52,592 We gotta be going out in style. 58 00:06:53,388 --> 00:06:56,551 Cruising the coast, sniffing some lace... 59 00:06:56,766 --> 00:06:59,758 Downing the brews, but no! 60 00:06:59,978 --> 00:07:03,186 The one older brother had to go and screw it up. 61 00:07:05,024 --> 00:07:08,767 Flunking your driver's test? I don't know what to do with you. 62 00:07:09,237 --> 00:07:11,102 You guys, let me in! 63 00:07:11,322 --> 00:07:12,437 Jerk alert. 64 00:07:12,949 --> 00:07:14,564 It's chunk. 65 00:07:15,493 --> 00:07:18,701 I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life! 66 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:20,657 First, do the truffle shuffle. 67 00:07:21,165 --> 00:07:22,496 Come on! 68 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:24,157 Do it. 69 00:07:24,419 --> 00:07:25,659 Come on! 70 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:27,045 Do it! 71 00:07:34,637 --> 00:07:36,218 Cut it out, mouth. 72 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:39,346 (Set out. 73 00:08:05,293 --> 00:08:09,252 Guys, thanks. Thanks a lot. You guys, you won't believe me. 74 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:12,255 I'm telling the truth. You turd! 75 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:14,131 - Flunked your driver's test. - Shut up. 76 00:08:14,302 --> 00:08:18,386 Listen, you'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? 77 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:21,590 They were chasing this four-wheel deal, a real neat orv. 78 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:25,852 Bullets flying everywhere. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw! 79 00:08:26,064 --> 00:08:29,682 More amazing than when Michael Jackson used your bathroom? 80 00:08:29,901 --> 00:08:33,485 More amazing than when you saved those old people from that fire? 81 00:08:33,696 --> 00:08:37,439 More amazing than when you ate your weight in godfather's pizza? 82 00:08:42,413 --> 00:08:43,528 But his sister did. 83 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:48,081 Okay, data, don't mess this one up. 84 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:51,502 Prepare for the wings of flight. 85 00:08:57,762 --> 00:09:00,549 - Screen door! - Mikey! The screen door! 86 00:09:06,020 --> 00:09:10,639 Hey! I bet you guys thought I was gonna drop it, huh? Ha-hal! 87 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:12,603 I know you'd expect that from chunk. 88 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,025 - You idiot! - Oh, my god! 89 00:09:16,197 --> 00:09:20,531 Look, it's not broken. It's perfect. Ha-ha! It's per... 90 00:09:20,701 --> 00:09:22,612 Oh, my god! “What? 91 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:25,320 That's my mom's most favorite piece! “What? 92 00:09:26,749 --> 00:09:27,909 Oh, my god. 93 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,812 You wouldn't be here if it wasn't 94 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:31,952 - shut up, mouth! - Shut up, mouth. 95 00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:34,621 Any of you guys ever hear of Detroit? No. 96 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:37,878 Certainly. It's where motown started. 97 00:09:38,094 --> 00:09:40,322 Also got the country's highest murder rate. 98 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:43,429 That's where we move to when we lose our house tomorrow. 99 00:09:43,641 --> 00:09:46,678 Shut up. It'll never happen. My dad'll fix it. 100 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:48,684 Yeah, sure he will. 101 00:09:49,063 --> 00:09:51,679 If he gets his next 400 paychecks by tomorrow. 102 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:54,440 That's wrong, brand. It won't happen! 103 00:09:58,197 --> 00:09:59,687 - Oh, hi, mom. - Hi, mom. 104 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:01,739 Hi, hi! 105 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,900 I see data dropped by. 106 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,782 Hi, Mrs. Walsh. How are you? Mrs. Walsh. 107 00:10:07,123 --> 00:10:09,660 Boys, this is rosalita. 108 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:13,289 She'll help with the packing until my arm's better. 109 00:10:15,923 --> 00:10:19,461 Boys, rosalita doesn't speak a word of english... 110 00:10:19,677 --> 00:10:22,134 And I know some of you took Spanish in school. 111 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:25,888 Well, Mrs. Walsh, I speak perfect Spanish. 112 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:30,218 If it's any help to you, I'd be glad to communicate with rosalita. 113 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:33,183 You're a lifesaver, Clark. Come with us, will you? 114 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:35,060 Certainly, Mrs. Walsh. 115 00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:39,068 Mikey, no more potato chips. Hello, Mikey. 116 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:40,238 It's brand, ma. 117 00:10:44,994 --> 00:10:46,029 What? 118 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:50,947 I wonder if she'll notice. 119 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:52,407 That's what I said! 120 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,667 Of course. She notices everything. 121 00:10:54,879 --> 00:10:57,120 Pants and shirts are in the second. 122 00:10:57,340 --> 00:11:01,379 Just throw them all into boxes. Forget the suitcases. 123 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,084 Can you translate that” 124 00:11:03,304 --> 00:11:06,717 certainly, Mrs. Walsh. “That's wonderful 125 00:11:19,654 --> 00:11:21,019 I ook. How's that? 126 00:11:21,239 --> 00:11:24,231 You idiot! You glued it on upside down! 127 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:27,487 If god meant it that way, you'd be pissing in your faces. 128 00:11:27,703 --> 00:11:28,863 I cooks fine to me. 129 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:34,074 Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anyone up here. 130 00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:35,783 That's why it's always open. 131 00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:53,051 This is my supply closet. You'll find brooms, dustpans, insect spray. 132 00:11:53,271 --> 00:11:56,229 I'd like the house clean when they tear it down. 133 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,271 Clark, can you translate? 134 00:12:08,619 --> 00:12:12,362 Okay, Rosie? You're gonna be very happy here. 135 00:12:12,582 --> 00:12:16,666 Come on, Clark, we've got more to do. You're so fluent in languages. 136 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:23,631 You're so fluent in Spanish. That was so nice of you. 137 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,708 "Nice" is my middle name. 138 00:12:25,928 --> 00:12:28,670 I'm taking rosalita to the supermarket. 139 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,804 I'll be back in about an hour. 140 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:36,262 Mikey, stay inside. Brand, if he has asthma, I don't want him in the rain. 141 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,311 He should be in a plastic bubble. 142 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,810 I'm serious. That's not funny. 143 00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:45,487 He takes one step outside, and you are in absolutely the deepest... 144 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:46,698 Shit, ma. 145 00:12:46,907 --> 00:12:49,694 I don't like that language, but that's what you'll be in. 146 00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:51,901 And you, data... "Data" 147 00:12:52,121 --> 00:12:54,863 - use the back door from now on. - All right. 148 00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:57,448 What is that? 149 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,370 Oh, shit. What? 150 00:13:00,588 --> 00:13:02,078 What is that? 151 00:13:03,257 --> 00:13:05,464 That is a mess. I want it cleaned up, boys. 152 00:13:05,676 --> 00:13:08,338 - Oh, yeah. Sure! - You got it. 153 00:13:09,096 --> 00:13:11,678 One hour and I'll be back. Bye, baby. Rosie? 154 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,882 - Bye, Mrs. Walsh. - Bye. 155 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,557 You want a breathing problem? You got one. 156 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:25,226 What'll happen to the stuff in the attic? 157 00:13:25,446 --> 00:13:27,277 My dad's giving it back to the museum 158 00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:31,074 or the new assistant curly... "Curney"... 159 00:13:31,494 --> 00:13:32,529 - Curator. - Wait, guys. 160 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:37,489 Maybe there's stuff up there for us that we can keep from the oldsiders. 161 00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:40,324 - Maybe there's some rich stuff! - No. No. 162 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:45,122 No! It's my dad's responsibility, you guys. 163 00:13:45,341 --> 00:13:47,206 The museum's probably got a list. 164 00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:49,508 Listen to me! That's his stuff! 165 00:13:55,643 --> 00:13:59,261 Look at this. I didn't know dad had all this stuff up here. 166 00:14:00,189 --> 00:14:03,681 - Great! Look at that! Neat! - I love it. 167 00:14:03,901 --> 00:14:06,438 Come on, guys! 168 00:14:06,654 --> 00:14:08,986 My dad doesn't want you up here. 169 00:14:09,198 --> 00:14:11,940 You heard what my mom said about not wanting anybody up here. 170 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:17,658 Mikey, I cannot believe you actually have something this cool in your house. 171 00:14:17,873 --> 00:14:19,238 You guys, my mom said... 172 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,619 Guys, stop. Put down the outfit, okay? 173 00:14:21,836 --> 00:14:25,249 This is great. We only have hanukkah decorations in our attic. 174 00:14:25,423 --> 00:14:26,913 I don't care what you have in your... 175 00:14:32,221 --> 00:14:34,052 Okay, you saw it, now let's go. 176 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:36,797 Come on, Mikey. It's cool! 177 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,683 I got you right where I want you! 178 00:14:39,895 --> 00:14:43,854 It's dusty, my hay fever's acting up and you always break something. 179 00:14:44,024 --> 00:14:45,560 Mikey! 180 00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,357 Come here and make me feel like 3 woman. 181 00:14:47,528 --> 00:14:50,019 Come on, give me a nice, wet, lickery kiss. 182 00:14:52,032 --> 00:14:54,990 I gotcha! Get out from there, you're ruining the painting! 183 00:14:55,202 --> 00:14:58,035 You're ruining my joke. The painting's already cracked. 184 00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:05,333 Hey, Mikey? What? 185 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:06,994 What is all this stuff? 186 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,255 The museum did some... Where'd you get this? 187 00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:12,083 - Right there. - They did a show. A "retropactum." 188 00:15:12,261 --> 00:15:15,845 - Retrospective. - I said that. Don't contradict me. 189 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:20,349 It was about the history of astoria, and these are the rejects. 190 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,011 Kind of like us, the goonies. 191 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:24,850 - Yeah. - I'm not a reject. 192 00:15:25,316 --> 00:15:27,728 Take that off. You'll get me in trouble. 193 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,726 - You know how this works? - What? 194 00:15:31,322 --> 00:15:32,812 I aser beams! 195 00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:37,450 Mouth, when you drop something, put it back up... 196 00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:40,202 Huh what's this? 197 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,242 Wait a second. 198 00:15:58,057 --> 00:15:59,092 Chunk! 199 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,635 I didn't touch it. 200 00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:02,220 I know. Get over here. 201 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,067 Hold this. 202 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:10,816 Why me, Mike? 203 00:16:11,028 --> 00:16:13,735 Thanks for taking us up here. There's a real big ball... 204 00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,362 And it's got this thing... 205 00:16:21,664 --> 00:16:24,155 - What are you doing? - Mike found a map. 206 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,621 And look. That says "1632." 207 00:16:27,837 --> 00:16:29,077 Is that a year? 208 00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,337 No. It's your top score on "pole position." 209 00:16:31,507 --> 00:16:34,465 Yes, it's a year. It's a map of our coastline. 210 00:16:35,135 --> 00:16:37,592 What's all that Spanish junk right there? 211 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:40,505 Mouth, you said you can translate. Translate. 212 00:16:40,724 --> 00:16:41,804 Yeah, translate it. 213 00:16:43,352 --> 00:16:47,140 "Ye intruders beware. 214 00:16:47,398 --> 00:16:49,935 Crushing death and grief... 215 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:55,604 Soaked with blood of the trespassing thief." 216 00:16:55,823 --> 00:16:57,905 This map is old news. 217 00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:02,577 Everybody went looking for that when our parents were our age. 218 00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,653 Haven't you heard of him? What's his name? 219 00:17:04,874 --> 00:17:06,614 The pirate guy. One-eyed Willy. 220 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,828 One-eyed Willy. 221 00:17:09,003 --> 00:17:10,914 One-eyed Willy! 222 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:15,419 The most famous pirate in his time. My dad told me all about him. 223 00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:17,966 Dad'll do anything to put you to sleep. 224 00:17:18,596 --> 00:17:21,804 No! See, one-eyed Willy stole a treasure once. 225 00:17:22,016 --> 00:17:24,883 And it was full of rubies and emeralds... “Wow. 226 00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:26,095 And diamonds? 227 00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:30,263 And diamonds. Then he loaded it onto his ship... 228 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,598 And sailed away into the sunset. 229 00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:35,275 Until the British king found out about it... 230 00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:38,979 And sent out his whole armada to go after him. 231 00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:42,867 It took them a couple of weeks to catch up with Willy. 232 00:17:43,078 --> 00:17:45,820 Then there was a whole big war... 233 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,407 Between the armada and Willy's ship, the inferno. 234 00:17:49,627 --> 00:17:51,492 During the firefight, there were... 235 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:54,503 Guns and cannons bursting here and there. 236 00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:59,133 Then Willy fled, because he knew he'd get killed if he stayed around. 237 00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,552 And then he got into this cave... 238 00:18:01,764 --> 00:18:04,631 And the British blew up the walls around him. 239 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:07,512 He got caved in, and he's been there ever since. 240 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:08,721 - Forever? - Forever. 241 00:18:08,938 --> 00:18:09,973 And ever? 242 00:18:10,397 --> 00:18:11,762 Trapped. 243 00:18:12,316 --> 00:18:13,681 Wow. 244 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:16,017 You sound as corny as dad does. 245 00:18:16,612 --> 00:18:19,149 My dad tells the truth. Know what he said? “What? 246 00:18:19,323 --> 00:18:23,282 He said one-eyed Willy and his bunch were down there for years. 247 00:18:23,452 --> 00:18:26,535 They were digging tunnels and caves. “Wow. 248 00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:28,661 - Setting Booty traps. - Booby traps. 249 00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:32,366 Setting booby traps so anybody who tried to get in would die. 250 00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:34,330 Then he killed all his men. “Wow. 251 00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:36,286 - Why? - Why kill all of them? 252 00:18:36,507 --> 00:18:38,213 So they wouldn't get his treasure. 253 00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,124 Wait a minute. 254 00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:43,677 If he killed all his men, how did the map get out? 255 00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:48,178 My dad said one of the guys must have gotten out with the map. 256 00:18:48,519 --> 00:18:52,103 - Hey, Mikey, I believe you. - I don't believe you at all. 257 00:18:54,858 --> 00:18:56,849 What did you break this time, chunk? 258 00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:01,396 Hey, you guys, look at this. 259 00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:02,813 You ever hear of this guy? 260 00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:05,615 Chester copperpot. Look what it says. 261 00:19:05,828 --> 00:19:10,822 "Chester copperpot, missing while in pursuit of local legend. 262 00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:15,459 Reclusive scavenger claims, 'I have the key... 263 00:19:15,671 --> 00:19:19,084 To one-eyed Willy.™ 264 00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:22,170 wow, do you guys realize what we could do? 265 00:19:22,386 --> 00:19:26,720 Nobody ever found nothing. Why would this map be in this attic... 266 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,674 When it could be in some safe-deposit box, right? 267 00:19:29,893 --> 00:19:34,683 Right. If Chester copperpot didn't find it, how would we find it? 268 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,515 But what if? You guys... 269 00:19:37,735 --> 00:19:42,274 What if this map can lead to one-eyed Willy's rich stuff? 270 00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:45,281 We wouldn't have to leave the goon docks. Come on. 271 00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,988 I don't wanna go on any more of your goonie adventures. 272 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,115 You guys! 273 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,906 Where are you going? You don't wanna do this? 274 00:19:59,506 --> 00:20:01,542 1632 275 00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:06,884 jerk alert. 276 00:20:07,097 --> 00:20:08,132 Can I help you? 277 00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:11,390 Hello, little guys. I'm Mr. Perkins, Troy's father. 278 00:20:11,602 --> 00:20:13,968 We know Troy, he's a cheap guy. 279 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,727 My dad's not home, Mr. Perkins. 280 00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:17,851 Is your mommy here? 281 00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:22,226 No, she's down at the market buying pampers for all us kids. 282 00:20:24,364 --> 00:20:25,649 Papers. 283 00:20:25,949 --> 00:20:30,363 Well, you can give these papers to your father to read through and sign. 284 00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:32,952 We'll be by to pick them up in the morning. 285 00:20:33,123 --> 00:20:35,159 - Thank you. - Thank you. 286 00:20:39,296 --> 00:20:41,753 - What is that? - It's dad's business. 287 00:20:41,965 --> 00:20:43,080 But what is it? 288 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,632 I told you it was dad's business. 289 00:20:47,304 --> 00:20:49,169 Look at them smiling. 290 00:20:49,973 --> 00:20:54,182 They can't wait till tomorrow to foreclose on whatever it's called 291 00:20:54,394 --> 00:20:55,884 trash the goon docks. 292 00:20:56,105 --> 00:20:58,141 I hope they make our house a sand trap. 293 00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,348 And never get their balls out. 294 00:21:02,069 --> 00:21:05,402 You know, I think they made me lose my appetite. 295 00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:27,917 Mikey. 296 00:21:33,851 --> 00:21:36,638 Come on, before you catch a real cold. 297 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,231 You're sure of yourself. 298 00:21:43,443 --> 00:21:45,354 The foreclosure is a definite. 299 00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:51,694 Oh, god, am I depressed. 300 00:21:53,287 --> 00:21:57,576 If I found one-eyed Willy's rich stuff, I'd pay all my dad's bills. 301 00:21:57,791 --> 00:21:59,907 Then he could sleep at night... 302 00:22:00,127 --> 00:22:02,584 Instead of sitting up figuring how we can stay. 303 00:22:02,796 --> 00:22:04,286 - Me too. - Me three. 304 00:22:04,464 --> 00:22:06,304 - Me four. - Forget any adventures, limp lungs. 305 00:22:06,383 --> 00:22:10,046 If I let you out, mom will ground me, and I've got a date with Andy. 306 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:13,004 You're dreaming, dude. No way. 307 00:22:13,223 --> 00:22:17,262 Her mom has to drive, and then you gotta make it with her and her mom. 308 00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:19,142 - Shut up, mouth. - Yeah, mouth. 309 00:22:19,354 --> 00:22:21,015 Shut up, data. 310 00:22:23,567 --> 00:22:24,682 Jesus! 311 00:22:27,237 --> 00:22:32,152 What'll we do about that country club? It's killing our parents. 312 00:22:33,035 --> 00:22:34,900 If we don't do something... 313 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,907 There'll be a golf course where we're standing. 314 00:23:16,703 --> 00:23:18,989 Brand, how far can you stretch that? 315 00:23:19,206 --> 00:23:20,662 It's not that hard. 316 00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:21,867 Go, guys! 317 00:23:22,042 --> 00:23:23,748 Get off me, chunk. 318 00:23:23,961 --> 00:23:26,498 Get off me! I got you. 319 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:37,640 What are you doing? 320 00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:40,967 It took him 376 lawn mowing jobs to pay for it. 321 00:23:41,144 --> 00:23:42,850 It's his favorite thing in the world. 322 00:23:45,232 --> 00:23:49,271 I'll hit you so hard, when you wake up your clothes will be out of style! Hey! 323 00:23:49,444 --> 00:23:50,650 Mikey! 324 00:24:09,047 --> 00:24:11,459 Mom. You gotta let me out of here. 325 00:24:12,259 --> 00:24:15,422 Can't you learn how to exercise like a normal kid? 326 00:24:15,637 --> 00:24:20,347 Look! You're "hyperventrilicating.” where's your brother? 327 00:24:20,892 --> 00:24:22,177 Mom! 328 00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:24,009 What's wrong with you people? 329 00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:25,469 Rosalita, come here. 330 00:24:25,689 --> 00:24:28,055 You gotta let me out of here. Rosalital 331 00:24:30,485 --> 00:24:33,648 rosalita, come here. You gotta let me out of this. 332 00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:39,910 Hi, Mr. Walsh. 333 00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:41,818 Hi, Mikey. Hi, dad! 334 00:24:42,039 --> 00:24:44,075 Hey, wait for me! 335 00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:55,253 If you don't bring your brother home, I'll commit hare krishna! 336 00:24:55,469 --> 00:24:56,925 That's hara-kiri, ma. 337 00:24:57,095 --> 00:25:00,303 - That's exactly what I said. - What? 338 00:25:00,515 --> 00:25:03,632 My new tires! They popped my new tires, the son of... 339 00:25:05,145 --> 00:25:06,681 I'm gonna kill... 340 00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:12,436 - My bike! My bike! - I owe you one. 341 00:25:12,611 --> 00:25:14,476 He's got my bike! I want my bike! 342 00:25:17,532 --> 00:25:20,695 Gold rock beach is around this next curve. 343 00:25:20,911 --> 00:25:23,072 I have a feeling about this. 344 00:25:23,288 --> 00:25:26,530 Every time you have feeling, we get in trouble. 345 00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:30,208 You're the one who always gets us in trouble, 00-negative. 346 00:25:30,420 --> 00:25:32,456 I'm James Bond, 007, not 00-negative. 347 00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:36,294 I'm hungry. When my stomach growls, there's trouble. 348 00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:37,583 Shut up, chunk! 349 00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:43,510 You made me go up this big hill and said you'd give me a twinkie. 350 00:25:43,725 --> 00:25:46,432 I'll be late for dinner, and my mom'll yell at me. 351 00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:50,684 She's not gonna let me eat dinner, and she's gonna punish Mel! 352 00:25:52,317 --> 00:25:55,559 Anybody got a candy bar? A baby Ruth? 353 00:25:57,989 --> 00:26:00,355 I can't believe it. That's it. 354 00:26:00,575 --> 00:26:03,362 Those three rocks out there. One, two, three. 355 00:26:09,042 --> 00:26:11,408 Mikey. Mikey. 356 00:26:16,174 --> 00:26:20,918 Troy! You touch that mirror again, and I'll smack you in the face. 357 00:26:23,181 --> 00:26:24,261 There's brand. 358 00:26:24,474 --> 00:26:26,806 - Like the bike. - What is he doing? 359 00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:30,097 No wonder he can't get a license. 360 00:26:32,149 --> 00:26:33,605 Oh, no. 361 00:26:39,865 --> 00:26:42,777 Brand, can we give you 3 ride somewhere? 362 00:26:42,993 --> 00:26:45,530 No. Thanks anyway. 363 00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:49,113 Walsh, let us give you a little ride. 364 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,824 Hold on. Here we go! 365 00:26:52,502 --> 00:26:54,367 Troy! - Let go of my arm! 366 00:26:57,674 --> 00:26:58,674 Oh, no. 367 00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:02,379 - Oh, my god! - Oh, no! 368 00:27:03,805 --> 00:27:06,012 Hey! Let go of my hand! 369 00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:08,886 Oh, my god! 370 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:10,675 So long, sucker! 371 00:27:24,659 --> 00:27:26,445 - Forget it! - Come on! 372 00:27:28,538 --> 00:27:31,530 - This better be it, Mikey. - Shut up, chunk. 373 00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:37,456 Guys? 374 00:27:40,258 --> 00:27:42,715 I think I have a match. I'm sure of it. 375 00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:47,137 The lighthouse, the rock and the restaurant all fit the doubloon. 376 00:27:47,682 --> 00:27:51,391 That must mean the rich stuff is near the restaurant. 377 00:27:51,686 --> 00:27:53,301 Wait a second. 378 00:27:53,688 --> 00:27:57,601 Mouth, I need you to translate. I don't understand Spanish. 379 00:27:58,318 --> 00:28:00,309 - Right here. - All right, all right. 380 00:28:02,781 --> 00:28:04,817 - What's that? - 10 times 10. 381 00:28:04,991 --> 00:28:06,026 A hundred 382 00:28:06,201 --> 00:28:07,407 "Stretching feet... 383 00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:10,361 To nearest northern point.” 384 00:28:10,580 --> 00:28:15,290 - Which way is north? - "That's where you'll find the treat." 385 00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:18,452 - The treat, the rich stuff. - The treat, the rich stuff. That's it! 386 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:20,245 That's north. Near the restaurant. 387 00:28:21,174 --> 00:28:26,089 One, two, three, four, five... 388 00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:29,671 Six, seven, eight, nine... 389 00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:39,772 Wait a minute. Somebody's there. 390 00:28:45,532 --> 00:28:47,864 Sixty and another 40 is an even 100. 391 00:28:48,076 --> 00:28:50,909 Right to the restaurant. The rich stuff is there. 392 00:28:51,121 --> 00:28:53,612 I don't know about it, Mikey. 393 00:28:53,999 --> 00:28:56,456 Hey. It's getting late. 394 00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:59,876 That's a summer place. Why is it open in the fall? 395 00:29:00,088 --> 00:29:05,003 There's nothing to be scared of. Two customers went inside the place. 396 00:29:05,176 --> 00:29:08,464 What if they're not customers? What if they're drug dealers? 397 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,261 Drug dealers? “Ah! 398 00:29:11,975 --> 00:29:16,890 Did you see their clothes? Drug dealers don't wear polyester rags. 399 00:29:20,984 --> 00:29:23,817 Mikey, Mikey! That sounded like gunshots. 400 00:29:24,029 --> 00:29:28,443 Not the kind you hear in movies, but real ones. They're gonna kill us. 401 00:29:28,658 --> 00:29:31,741 Turn off your brain. Somebody dropped a pot. 402 00:29:31,953 --> 00:29:34,365 Yeah, yeah, they just dropped a pot! 403 00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:38,123 Are you sure, Mikey? Because if you're sure, I'm sure. 404 00:29:38,335 --> 00:29:40,997 If it's not the pots, they might try to kill us. 405 00:29:42,922 --> 00:29:44,708 They're gonna kill us! 406 00:29:45,925 --> 00:29:48,382 Shh! Chunk, shut up! 407 00:29:58,355 --> 00:30:01,563 Soda pop! Boy, am I thirsty! 408 00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:03,233 Damn it! 409 00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:04,815 What's that? 410 00:30:05,028 --> 00:30:06,814 Come on, hurry up! Hurry up! 411 00:30:09,115 --> 00:30:11,401 The cook is carrying something to the kitchen. 412 00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:13,282 Yeah, food. 413 00:30:13,662 --> 00:30:14,742 Don't let them see us. 414 00:30:24,714 --> 00:30:26,250 Orv. 415 00:30:27,258 --> 00:30:28,543 Bullet holes. 416 00:30:30,136 --> 00:30:31,342 Bullet holes? 417 00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:38,262 Shh! 418 00:30:38,937 --> 00:30:40,427 Shut up, chunk. 419 00:30:44,192 --> 00:30:48,276 This is a summer restaurant? I bet it hasn't been open in 10 summers. 420 00:30:48,488 --> 00:30:51,321 How long you boys been at that window? 421 00:30:51,616 --> 00:30:55,655 Long enough to see you need about 400 roach motels in this place. 422 00:30:57,205 --> 00:31:01,039 How am I supposed to create with that Smithsonian piece of shit? 423 00:31:10,468 --> 00:31:13,585 Jake, these boys are customers. 424 00:31:27,527 --> 00:31:28,562 Boys... 425 00:31:29,487 --> 00:31:31,478 Make yourselves comfortable, huh? 426 00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:37,191 She's gonna cook you something. 427 00:31:37,787 --> 00:31:39,323 What do you want? 428 00:31:40,707 --> 00:31:42,663 - Lots of water. - Water, water, water. 429 00:31:42,876 --> 00:31:45,538 Four waters is that all? 430 00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:47,168 No 431 00:31:47,464 --> 00:31:49,671 I want veal scallopini. 432 00:31:49,883 --> 00:31:52,590 - I want a good fettuccine Alfredo. - Shut up, mouth! 433 00:31:53,344 --> 00:31:57,007 A bottle of fettuccine, 1981. 434 00:31:58,683 --> 00:32:00,639 The only thing we serve is tongue. 435 00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:08,689 You boys like tongue? 436 00:32:13,573 --> 00:32:14,779 That's all? 437 00:32:18,203 --> 00:32:19,443 Sit down! 438 00:32:22,999 --> 00:32:24,535 Are you all right, chunk? 439 00:32:26,127 --> 00:32:27,708 Hey, guys. 440 00:32:28,379 --> 00:32:32,213 What happened to the two guys in the polyester who came before us? 441 00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:35,216 - What happened to them? - What is it? Spit it out. 442 00:32:35,428 --> 00:32:37,760 You guys, if we don't get out of here soon... 443 00:32:37,972 --> 00:32:41,180 There's gonna be some kind of hostage crisis. 444 00:32:43,144 --> 00:32:46,887 Out in the garage, orv, four-wheel drive 445 00:32:47,065 --> 00:32:49,226 bullet holes the size of matzo ba... 446 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,358 Chunk, I'm starting to o.D. On all your bullshit stories. 447 00:32:52,529 --> 00:32:54,565 - Yeah, shut up. - Yeah, shut up. 448 00:32:55,281 --> 00:32:56,316 Here's your water. 449 00:32:56,491 --> 00:32:58,698 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you, ma'am. 450 00:32:58,993 --> 00:33:00,028 I mean "ma'am." 451 00:33:00,203 --> 00:33:01,909 This is supposed to be water? 452 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,991 It's wet, isn't it? Drink it! 453 00:33:04,207 --> 00:33:05,913 Where's the men's room, please? 454 00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:07,740 Can't you hold it? No. 455 00:33:07,961 --> 00:33:12,000 Mikey, this ain't the kind of place you wanna go to the bathroom in. 456 00:33:12,465 --> 00:33:14,001 Why not? 457 00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:16,916 Because they might have daddy longlegs in them. 458 00:33:17,095 --> 00:33:20,132 - But I gotta go to the bathroom. - Like dead things, Mikey. 459 00:33:20,348 --> 00:33:23,385 Hey, Mikey, gotta go to the bathroom? 460 00:33:23,601 --> 00:33:26,434 - Killer dead things. Big. Please. - Lady, please! 461 00:33:26,646 --> 00:33:29,353 - Downstairs, first door on the right. - Thank you. 462 00:33:29,566 --> 00:33:32,478 - Stay to the right! - Please, Mikey, dead things. 463 00:33:32,694 --> 00:33:34,150 Stay to the right! 464 00:33:34,654 --> 00:33:36,861 I know it's to the right, thank you. 465 00:33:41,536 --> 00:33:45,199 I know you're down here, one-eyed Willy. You've gotta be. 466 00:33:46,374 --> 00:33:49,366 I can feel it, one-eyed Willy. I know you're down here. 467 00:33:52,839 --> 00:33:54,375 Oh, man, that stinks. 468 00:33:58,845 --> 00:34:00,426 What the hell is that? 469 00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:21,698 You're ruining it! Look at the feast I made you. 470 00:34:21,910 --> 00:34:24,401 Look at the feast I made you. Wanna eat it? 471 00:34:24,621 --> 00:34:28,910 Have some. You'll get something. You don't leave me any choice. 472 00:34:29,125 --> 00:34:30,831 You don't leave me any choice! 473 00:34:33,546 --> 00:34:36,709 You're just like mom and Francis. You never let me finish. 474 00:35:26,557 --> 00:35:30,721 Why can't you stay at home? I'm taking you out of here right now. 475 00:35:30,895 --> 00:35:32,351 Let's get out of here! 476 00:35:33,439 --> 00:35:35,020 Get out of here! 477 00:35:36,859 --> 00:35:38,395 And stay out! 478 00:35:46,452 --> 00:35:47,988 Kids suck. 479 00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:52,997 I swear on my life, they've got it. 480 00:35:53,209 --> 00:35:56,326 An it! A giant it! They got it chained to the wall! 481 00:35:56,504 --> 00:35:59,246 When it came into the light, it was all gross and distorted. 482 00:35:59,424 --> 00:36:02,416 - The parts were all mixed around. - Like your brain? 483 00:36:02,593 --> 00:36:03,924 Say goodbye to your pals. 484 00:36:04,137 --> 00:36:05,752 Hey, look at that. 485 00:36:05,930 --> 00:36:08,546 - Ma, why'd you have to shoot him? - He's a fed. 486 00:36:08,766 --> 00:36:12,600 We could've taken him to the side of a road and shot him in the brain. 487 00:36:12,812 --> 00:36:16,270 - Bring him over here, Francis. - Don't give me "over here." 488 00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:19,015 I'm wondering, what is in the bag? 489 00:36:19,235 --> 00:36:20,850 Restaurant trash. Yeah 490 00:36:21,070 --> 00:36:23,732 you sure? That big”? That much? 491 00:36:23,948 --> 00:36:27,111 There were bullet holes in the car this big. 492 00:36:27,285 --> 00:36:30,027 Mikey, come on, our parents are worried. 493 00:36:30,246 --> 00:36:35,081 It's dinnertime. Let's go home. Home? What home? 494 00:36:35,293 --> 00:36:38,330 In a couple more hours it ain't gonna be home anymore. 495 00:36:38,546 --> 00:36:41,333 Come on, guys, this is our time. 496 00:36:41,549 --> 00:36:44,712 Our last chance to see if there really is any rich stuff. 497 00:36:46,888 --> 00:36:48,344 We've got to. 498 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,010 Get down, guys. Get down. 499 00:36:56,522 --> 00:36:58,308 Oh, shit! 500 00:36:58,524 --> 00:37:01,857 You guys scared me! Almost gave me a heart attack! 501 00:37:02,070 --> 00:37:06,188 - You look better from behind, mouth. - Wanna see something really scary? 502 00:37:06,407 --> 00:37:08,318 How did you get here? 503 00:37:08,534 --> 00:37:12,118 We followed you guys. We were out driving with Troy. 504 00:37:12,538 --> 00:37:15,951 - Sorry about your face. - It's okay, I was born with it. 505 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:19,284 - I'm kidding. - Anyway, he was being a jerk. 506 00:37:19,504 --> 00:37:22,621 Tilting the mirror so he could look down my shirt. 507 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,207 - So I elbowed his lip. - You elbowed his lip? 508 00:37:27,845 --> 00:37:29,551 It's locked. “Thank god! 509 00:37:29,764 --> 00:37:30,799 Wait a minute! 510 00:37:30,973 --> 00:37:34,636 You know, I got some naked pictures of your mom, taking a bath. 511 00:37:35,228 --> 00:37:36,809 Wanna buy them? “What? 512 00:37:37,021 --> 00:37:38,636 Real cheap. 513 00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:43,516 Thanks, chunk. 514 00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:49,272 - Walit here. I'll get my brother. - You'll get in trouble. 515 00:37:49,492 --> 00:37:52,655 - Just don't leave, all right? - No way I'm staying here. 516 00:37:56,833 --> 00:37:59,916 Shut up! We've got to get to the lowest point of the floor. 517 00:38:00,128 --> 00:38:02,494 Lowest point, nothing. Let's go. Now! 518 00:38:04,924 --> 00:38:07,040 Oh, my god! Aah! 519 00:38:08,386 --> 00:38:10,217 No, Brandon. Mikey! 520 00:38:18,646 --> 00:38:20,853 - Oh, my god. - It was disgusting. 521 00:38:21,065 --> 00:38:24,273 It jumped out from the bushes. I swear it almost killed us. 522 00:38:24,485 --> 00:38:28,148 Please? What if we find something? A few more minutes won't hurt. 523 00:38:28,364 --> 00:38:30,400 Come on, Mikey, we're going now. 524 00:38:30,575 --> 00:38:34,363 - Brand, give them a few minutes. - Listen to your big brother. 525 00:38:34,579 --> 00:38:37,161 As long as you stay here with me. 526 00:38:38,249 --> 00:38:41,741 - She knows what she's talking about. - She's a dame! 527 00:38:54,557 --> 00:38:57,970 - Chunk, I hope that was your stomach. - No. 528 00:38:58,644 --> 00:39:00,225 That's the [it 529 00:39:00,855 --> 00:39:02,686 sounds like Kong. 530 00:39:03,149 --> 00:39:04,855 Part of it's human. 531 00:39:05,359 --> 00:39:07,691 Come on. Wanna see it? 532 00:39:08,154 --> 00:39:10,770 Don't worry. It's chained to the wall. 533 00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:21,785 Shhl 534 00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:30,790 - I don't wanna go. - Why not? It's chained. 535 00:39:30,968 --> 00:39:33,505 - Why not? It's chained. - You wanted to go. 536 00:39:33,721 --> 00:39:35,837 - Yeah, I wanted to go. - So let's go. 537 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,556 I don't wanna see it 538 00:39:57,662 --> 00:40:00,574 - Shame, shame! - I know your name. 539 00:40:00,790 --> 00:40:02,997 Come on, brand, slip her the tongue. 540 00:40:03,209 --> 00:40:05,996 That's disgusting. No, I can't even look. 541 00:40:06,712 --> 00:40:08,919 Get me up, guys! 542 00:40:09,131 --> 00:40:11,873 One, two, three. 543 00:40:12,218 --> 00:40:13,754 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 544 00:40:13,844 --> 00:40:17,883 Can't you smell it, guys? One-eyed Willy really is down here. 545 00:40:18,891 --> 00:40:20,756 We're walking right above... 546 00:40:20,977 --> 00:40:23,593 I'm gonna build one like this one. 547 00:40:23,813 --> 00:40:25,178 Water. 548 00:40:26,190 --> 00:40:28,681 - Come on, we can do it. - No, wait a minute. 549 00:40:29,151 --> 00:40:34,020 Right about here must've been when we said we gotta get to the lowest spot. 550 00:40:34,532 --> 00:40:37,820 What are you doing talking to yourself again, Mikey? Mikey! Ow! 551 00:40:37,994 --> 00:40:41,703 What the hell are you doing? You're gonna lose your fist! 552 00:40:41,872 --> 00:40:44,204 What are you doing? Give me that. 553 00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:47,583 There's nothing buried there. This is the 20th century! 554 00:40:47,795 --> 00:40:50,753 - The map says there is. - Get off it! There's nothing... 555 00:40:50,965 --> 00:40:52,876 Lookit! I got an idea. 556 00:40:53,092 --> 00:40:56,880 Let's put chocolate all over the floor and let chunk eat through it. 557 00:40:57,096 --> 00:41:00,554 Okay, mouth, that's all I can stand. 558 00:41:00,725 --> 00:41:04,388 And I can't stand no more! I got it! I gotit! I got it! 559 00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:08,562 - I don't got it. - You klutz. 560 00:41:08,983 --> 00:41:10,723 Hope it's not a deposit bottle. 561 00:41:10,901 --> 00:41:12,562 This is ridiculous. 562 00:41:12,737 --> 00:41:15,399 I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid. 563 00:41:16,782 --> 00:41:18,318 Listen to that. “What? 564 00:41:21,954 --> 00:41:22,989 So what? 565 00:41:23,164 --> 00:41:25,906 Sounds like my grandfather taking a leak. Thrillsville. 566 00:41:26,125 --> 00:41:27,331 No, it's deep. 567 00:41:27,543 --> 00:41:31,752 Like there's a hole or a passageway. Real deep. 568 00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:33,580 Get out of the way. 569 00:41:34,467 --> 00:41:39,052 - Brand is being so sweet to me. - Oh, come on! Come on! 570 00:41:39,221 --> 00:41:42,008 You're in the clouds, and we are in a basement! 571 00:41:45,686 --> 00:41:47,927 I told you! Ha-ha! 572 00:41:48,147 --> 00:41:49,728 Told you! I told you! 573 00:41:52,568 --> 00:41:55,731 I can feel the air. There's something down there. 574 00:41:55,946 --> 00:41:57,902 It might be a treasure or something. 575 00:42:01,118 --> 00:42:02,949 Hey, this is working, guys. 576 00:42:05,623 --> 00:42:07,989 - Brand, careful! - Are you okay? 577 00:42:08,209 --> 00:42:10,325 I told you there was a passageway. 578 00:42:10,669 --> 00:42:13,456 - It's the start of the tunnel. - Look. 579 00:42:24,975 --> 00:42:26,636 Fifty-dollar bill. 580 00:42:26,811 --> 00:42:29,097 Fifty-dollar bill. Fifty-dollar bill? 581 00:42:29,397 --> 00:42:31,103 Did he say, "fifty-dollar bill"? 582 00:42:31,315 --> 00:42:32,430 Fifty-dollar bills! 583 00:42:32,608 --> 00:42:38,148 Guys! Hundreds of them! We have money to save the goon docks! 584 00:42:44,453 --> 00:42:46,910 Wait, wait. Quiet! 585 00:42:47,498 --> 00:42:49,864 They're fake. They're bogus. They're phony. 586 00:42:50,084 --> 00:42:52,791 I knew these people were from the ozone. 587 00:42:53,003 --> 00:42:56,040 You get 25 years for counterfeiting! 588 00:42:56,298 --> 00:42:59,506 - I recognize these people. - Look, it's the fratellis. 589 00:42:59,677 --> 00:43:02,293 - He was upstairs! - The guy who tried to sing. 590 00:43:02,513 --> 00:43:04,344 You guys never listen to me. 591 00:43:04,557 --> 00:43:07,674 I said there would be trouble, but you didn't listen. 592 00:43:07,893 --> 00:43:11,135 You guys are crazy. You guys are self-destructive. 593 00:43:11,355 --> 00:43:14,472 There's a funny farm with your names written all over it. 594 00:43:14,692 --> 00:43:16,899 But I'm getting out of here. But... 595 00:43:18,571 --> 00:43:20,357 I smell ice cream. 596 00:43:23,534 --> 00:43:24,865 They got swenson's. 597 00:43:25,494 --> 00:43:28,736 They got pralines and cream. And they got Mississippi mud. 598 00:43:28,956 --> 00:43:31,038 And they got chocolate eruption! 599 00:43:31,667 --> 00:43:33,874 And they got apple! 600 00:43:34,336 --> 00:43:35,667 And they got grape! 601 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:39,714 They got grape and super-duper chocolate eruption and... 602 00:43:39,925 --> 00:43:41,131 What, what? 603 00:43:52,354 --> 00:43:53,810 It's a stiff! 604 00:43:57,943 --> 00:43:59,228 The door! 605 00:44:13,501 --> 00:44:16,083 - Somebody's been here. Door's open. - Shut it. 606 00:44:16,253 --> 00:44:18,869 - I'm gonna leave the lights on. - Calm down 607 00:44:23,928 --> 00:44:26,419 Pizza. Shh. 608 00:44:26,805 --> 00:44:28,921 Pepperoni. Shh. 609 00:44:29,850 --> 00:44:33,138 - Ma, he's eating my pepperoni again. - You want your pepperoni? Huh? 610 00:44:35,064 --> 00:44:37,305 Let's kill each other over the pepperoni. 611 00:44:37,525 --> 00:44:40,312 Put that gun away now! 612 00:44:40,819 --> 00:44:42,605 You always take his side. 613 00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:43,986 That's right. 614 00:44:48,494 --> 00:44:49,700 Put him back. 615 00:44:56,085 --> 00:44:58,701 - Okay, close the door. - We can go, guys. 616 00:45:01,799 --> 00:45:03,960 Mikey”? Mikey, come on. 617 00:45:05,261 --> 00:45:07,297 The fireplace is the only way out. 618 00:45:07,513 --> 00:45:10,471 You guys will never get out that way. “What? 619 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,636 It all starts here. 620 00:45:24,113 --> 00:45:26,445 Guys, I'm stuck with the stiff! 621 00:45:28,951 --> 00:45:31,317 Stay. Stay. 622 00:45:31,495 --> 00:45:34,362 Guys, come here! He's in here! Oh, shit. 623 00:45:34,582 --> 00:45:36,994 - Come on, let's go. - Faster, guys. 624 00:45:39,753 --> 00:45:42,415 - Half the pepperoni was mine. - Okay, I'm sorry. 625 00:45:42,631 --> 00:45:45,794 Help! Help! Help! Guys! 626 00:45:46,010 --> 00:45:49,002 - Come on, you idiots! - Okay, ma. 627 00:45:50,306 --> 00:45:52,843 - I'll make sure it's safe. - Shut up. 628 00:45:53,017 --> 00:45:55,429 - Safe. - Shut up and go. 629 00:45:55,644 --> 00:45:57,054 Hurry up! 630 00:45:59,982 --> 00:46:03,019 I'm not kidding! Look in the window! 631 00:46:11,076 --> 00:46:12,737 I'll show you that piece that... 632 00:46:13,037 --> 00:46:15,619 He does that all the time. Watch your head, ma. 633 00:46:15,831 --> 00:46:17,913 - I can't find chunk. - Where's chunk? 634 00:46:20,169 --> 00:46:22,455 - Where's chunk? - Chunk's up there. 635 00:46:23,380 --> 00:46:26,338 - Look at this piece over here. - Leave it alone, Jake. 636 00:46:26,842 --> 00:46:30,175 Ma, I don't want him to touch it. I worked two hours on it... 637 00:46:30,387 --> 00:46:32,503 - You worked one. - Shut up! 638 00:46:33,724 --> 00:46:37,558 Someone's been here. The cooler's broken. Go check your brother. 639 00:46:37,770 --> 00:46:40,933 - It could've been a tremor, ma. - I'll show you a tremor. 640 00:46:42,608 --> 00:46:44,144 I'll go check the brother. 641 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:47,898 If he broke his chains, I'm not getting any more from the zoo. 642 00:46:48,113 --> 00:46:50,354 - Ma, just don't upset yourself. - Hurry up! 643 00:46:53,035 --> 00:46:54,320 Gesundheit 644 00:46:58,791 --> 00:47:00,201 I'm cold. 645 00:47:02,586 --> 00:47:05,077 Chunk. Chunk, come here. Huh? 646 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,922 What are you doing down there? 647 00:47:12,388 --> 00:47:13,719 Go get the police. 648 00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:17,139 We're in serious shit here. You gotta get the police. 649 00:47:17,351 --> 00:47:18,807 Don't worry, I can do it. 650 00:47:19,353 --> 00:47:21,264 Go, get out of here. 651 00:47:23,357 --> 00:47:25,063 Be careful! 652 00:47:25,234 --> 00:47:28,442 - Watch it... oh, the window. - Go out the window. 653 00:47:31,281 --> 00:47:33,442 - Did you see him, guys? - Where's chunk? 654 00:47:33,617 --> 00:47:36,700 - He went to get the police. - Go, the fratellis are there. 655 00:47:36,912 --> 00:47:38,777 He's getting the police. Move! 656 00:47:38,997 --> 00:47:41,363 See, ma? There was nothing to worry about. 657 00:47:41,583 --> 00:47:44,700 I knew he couldn't break them chains. 658 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:45,955 Get the body. 659 00:47:47,047 --> 00:47:50,039 We've been walking forever. How much further is it? 660 00:47:50,259 --> 00:47:51,965 Mouth, you stepped on my foot. 661 00:47:52,177 --> 00:47:54,793 Now I dropped my glasses. I can't see a thing. 662 00:47:54,972 --> 00:47:56,428 Oh, my god. 663 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,131 I found your glasses. Sorry. You broke them. 664 00:47:59,309 --> 00:48:01,174 You broke my glasses! 665 00:48:01,395 --> 00:48:05,183 Listen, I'm the oldest, so I'm in charge. First, we'll... 666 00:48:05,524 --> 00:48:07,480 Data, do you have a light? 667 00:48:07,651 --> 00:48:10,313 I said I was in charge. Data, do you have a light? 668 00:48:10,487 --> 00:48:11,943 A light. 669 00:48:12,114 --> 00:48:15,447 Sure, guys. Back up, back up. 670 00:48:16,994 --> 00:48:18,859 Bully blinders! 671 00:48:19,246 --> 00:48:22,329 All right, data... ow! “Isn't that neat? 672 00:48:22,499 --> 00:48:27,243 One day I was walking home with it, and two big guys stopped me... 673 00:48:27,546 --> 00:48:31,380 Who is that? Oh, Stef, that's you. Watch out. Data! 674 00:48:31,592 --> 00:48:32,877 Come on, turn it off. 675 00:48:33,093 --> 00:48:38,053 Oh, data. The only problem is the batteries don't last so long. 676 00:48:38,557 --> 00:48:43,142 There's a light up ahead. Maybe we can get out that way. Let's go. 677 00:48:43,562 --> 00:48:47,271 I'm not afraid of the dark. I like the dark I love it. 678 00:48:47,483 --> 00:48:50,691 But I hate nature. I hate nature! 679 00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:53,690 Wait a sec! Hold it! 680 00:48:53,906 --> 00:48:56,522 Stop! I'm just a kid! 681 00:48:59,286 --> 00:49:02,323 - What seems to be the problem? - Mister, I need a ride. 682 00:49:02,539 --> 00:49:05,451 My friends and I had a run-in with disgusting people. 683 00:49:05,667 --> 00:49:09,410 You might've heard of them, the fratellis. We found their hideout. 684 00:49:09,630 --> 00:49:14,624 Could you take me to the sheriff? I can describe all three of them. 685 00:49:38,242 --> 00:49:39,402 Will you...? 686 00:49:42,579 --> 00:49:45,446 What the hell? He's only a kid. Can't you handle a kid, even? 687 00:49:48,502 --> 00:49:50,914 Does it work, guys? Yeah! 688 00:49:52,089 --> 00:49:56,799 I can't see. Mouth, your father's a plumber. What are these pipes? 689 00:49:57,261 --> 00:49:59,923 These look like water pipes, guys. 690 00:50:00,097 --> 00:50:01,758 (Gas pipes. 691 00:50:02,683 --> 00:50:06,596 Drainage. Maybe... wait a minute. Shut up for a minute! 692 00:50:06,812 --> 00:50:11,272 These pipes must lead to a building or something. A foundation. 693 00:50:11,441 --> 00:50:15,480 So maybe if we bang on them hard enough, if we make enough noise... 694 00:50:51,189 --> 00:50:52,599 How are you, Duke? 695 00:50:52,816 --> 00:50:54,772 - Hey, gene, how are you? - Great. 696 00:51:26,850 --> 00:51:28,806 Reverse pressure! 697 00:51:35,317 --> 00:51:36,477 Daddy! 698 00:51:36,693 --> 00:51:37,693 - Let's... - Get out of... 699 00:51:37,861 --> 00:51:39,726 Herel - I ike now! 700 00:51:42,491 --> 00:51:43,981 Go, go, go! 701 00:52:01,468 --> 00:52:04,551 First, we start with the pudgy little fingers. 702 00:52:04,721 --> 00:52:07,212 Then the plump little hands. 703 00:52:07,391 --> 00:52:09,256 Then the fleshy arms. 704 00:52:11,728 --> 00:52:13,935 Now, tell me where your friends are. 705 00:52:14,147 --> 00:52:15,147 In the fireplace. 706 00:52:15,357 --> 00:52:16,472 Don't lie to me! 707 00:52:16,692 --> 00:52:20,401 Honestly. We found a map over at Mikey's dad's place... 708 00:52:20,570 --> 00:52:23,733 That said there was buried treasure under here. 709 00:52:23,907 --> 00:52:26,273 Don't give us none of your bullshit stories, huh? 710 00:52:26,451 --> 00:52:30,160 Hey, kid. Spill your guts. Tell us everything. 711 00:52:30,372 --> 00:52:31,657 Everything”? 712 00:52:32,165 --> 00:52:33,245 Everything. 713 00:52:33,417 --> 00:52:37,251 Everything. Okay, I'll talk. 714 00:52:37,921 --> 00:52:40,879 In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam. 715 00:52:41,091 --> 00:52:44,709 In 4th grade, I stole my uncle's toupee and glued it on my face... 716 00:52:44,928 --> 00:52:47,294 When I played Moses in my Hebrew school play. 717 00:52:47,514 --> 00:52:52,349 In 5th grade, I knocked my sister down the stairs, and I blamed our dog. 718 00:52:53,687 --> 00:52:56,804 Walt, I can't see a thing. What am I stepping on? 719 00:52:57,024 --> 00:52:58,059 Oh, brother. 720 00:52:58,275 --> 00:53:02,063 Look, a lantern. Somebody must have been here before us. 721 00:53:02,279 --> 00:53:04,315 - Maybe they're still here. - I hope not. 722 00:53:04,531 --> 00:53:06,021 Look at these cigarettes. 723 00:53:11,246 --> 00:53:16,081 Ten minutes ago, Troy was looking down my shirt. Who cares? It's not wrong. 724 00:53:16,293 --> 00:53:18,625 If I'd been smart, he'd still be looking. 725 00:53:18,795 --> 00:53:21,081 - Listen to her. - What's the matter with her? 726 00:53:21,298 --> 00:53:23,630 - Andy, it's okay. - Is she all right? 727 00:53:23,967 --> 00:53:26,834 Andy. Andy. 728 00:53:28,764 --> 00:53:32,382 I should've let him look at my body. Don't I have a beautiful body? 729 00:53:32,601 --> 00:53:34,137 You've got a great body. 730 00:53:34,352 --> 00:53:38,186 How many years do I have before I get fat? Before my hair falls out? 731 00:53:38,398 --> 00:53:40,309 Before I look like him? 732 00:53:44,529 --> 00:53:48,989 Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. 733 00:53:49,201 --> 00:53:52,534 Then, once during lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out... 734 00:53:52,746 --> 00:53:54,077 And they kicked me out! 735 00:53:57,834 --> 00:54:00,325 - Look at him. - Don't touch it, guys. 736 00:54:02,005 --> 00:54:04,917 This is one of your tricks, isn't it, one-eyed Willy? 737 00:54:07,594 --> 00:54:11,633 You must be really hiding something to go through all this trouble. 738 00:54:11,848 --> 00:54:15,090 There's nothing to worry about. You don't understand! 739 00:54:15,310 --> 00:54:16,595 Don't be afraid. 740 00:54:19,689 --> 00:54:23,432 He's dead for sure. I think he's Chester copperpot. 741 00:54:23,652 --> 00:54:24,983 Chester who? “Who? 742 00:54:25,195 --> 00:54:28,437 Don't you remember from the attic? The news article? 743 00:54:28,657 --> 00:54:31,194 The last guy to look for the rich stuff... 744 00:54:31,368 --> 00:54:34,326 He went in, but he never came back out 745 00:54:34,538 --> 00:54:36,574 that was back in 1935. 746 00:54:36,790 --> 00:54:41,250 Oh, god. If he didn't make it out and he was an expert, what about us? 747 00:54:41,461 --> 00:54:42,997 How will we get out? 748 00:54:43,213 --> 00:54:45,579 Don't worry about it. Calm down. You sure? 749 00:54:45,799 --> 00:54:48,290 - I'm positive. - How will we get out? 750 00:54:48,802 --> 00:54:50,508 We can't be sure it's him. 751 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:51,755 I know it's him. 752 00:54:51,972 --> 00:54:55,055 I bet his ID is in his wallet. Mouth, get his wallet. 753 00:54:57,644 --> 00:54:59,100 Lou gehrig? 754 00:54:59,688 --> 00:55:02,851 - You get it, Mikey! - Mikey, get it. 755 00:55:08,989 --> 00:55:11,321 It is Chester copperpot. 756 00:55:12,409 --> 00:55:14,946 - Oh, god. Come on. - You see? I told you. 757 00:55:15,162 --> 00:55:17,323 We're gonna get killed too. 758 00:55:17,789 --> 00:55:19,325 Hey, look at this. 759 00:55:19,708 --> 00:55:20,868 Candles. 760 00:55:23,879 --> 00:55:27,087 - They're gonna kill us. We're dead. - Where are you going? 761 00:55:27,674 --> 00:55:29,756 - I'm setting Booty traps. - Booby traps. 762 00:55:29,968 --> 00:55:33,802 That's what I said. I'll set booby traps in case anyone follows us... 763 00:55:34,014 --> 00:55:36,300 Like the fratellis. We'll hear them coming. 764 00:55:36,516 --> 00:55:38,177 - Okay, hurry up. - Good idea. 765 00:55:38,393 --> 00:55:40,634 - Where you going? - To set Booty traps. 766 00:55:40,854 --> 00:55:44,597 - You mean booby traps. - That's what I said. Booby traps! 767 00:55:44,816 --> 00:55:46,681 God, these guys... 768 00:55:49,696 --> 00:55:54,565 Guys, look. It looks like a skeleton of one-eyed Willy or something. 769 00:55:54,784 --> 00:55:56,695 Give me that. Give me this thing. 770 00:56:03,543 --> 00:56:06,080 Oh, god! There's no way out of here. 771 00:56:06,338 --> 00:56:08,294 No, don't, don't, don't, Brandon. 772 00:56:10,759 --> 00:56:12,670 Hey, guys, now that we've got... 773 00:56:16,598 --> 00:56:18,964 I ook at this. See what I found? 774 00:56:30,403 --> 00:56:32,064 Guys, freeze. Don't move. 775 00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:35,818 Don't move. You guys, don't move back there! Don't move! 776 00:56:36,034 --> 00:56:37,615 What? Freeze! 777 00:56:40,914 --> 00:56:43,200 Run, you guys, run! 778 00:56:48,838 --> 00:56:50,749 Holy s-h-I-t! 779 00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:15,236 That was close. 780 00:57:15,407 --> 00:57:17,113 Man, that was close. 781 00:57:17,325 --> 00:57:20,112 Walt, listen. Sounds like somebody's down there. 782 00:57:29,045 --> 00:57:30,160 Shut up and listen. 783 00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:32,666 Maybe it's a way out. Or the fratellis. 784 00:57:32,882 --> 00:57:36,670 - Or chunk got the police. - Or one of Willy's booby traps. 785 00:57:39,889 --> 00:57:43,507 Brand, god put that rock there for a purpose... 786 00:57:43,685 --> 00:57:47,724 And I'm not so sure you should move it or anything. 787 00:57:49,566 --> 00:57:50,897 Hello? 788 00:57:54,821 --> 00:57:55,981 Bats! 789 00:58:03,413 --> 00:58:04,994 Save me! They're in my hair. 790 00:58:05,206 --> 00:58:07,538 Help! Rabies! Rabies! 791 00:58:07,709 --> 00:58:09,165 Sit! Sit! 792 00:58:09,878 --> 00:58:12,335 Rabies! We're gonna get rabies! 793 00:58:13,548 --> 00:58:18,417 But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up fake puke at home... 794 00:58:18,595 --> 00:58:23,214 And I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket... 795 00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:26,049 Climbed up to the balcony... 796 00:58:26,269 --> 00:58:29,136 And then I made a noise like this: 797 00:58:38,573 --> 00:58:40,939 And then I dumped it over the side... 798 00:58:41,618 --> 00:58:44,325 On all the people in the audience. Then... 799 00:58:44,537 --> 00:58:46,619 Then this was horrible. 800 00:58:46,831 --> 00:58:51,370 All the people started getting sick and throwing up on each other. 801 00:58:51,586 --> 00:58:54,623 I never felt so bad in my entire life. 802 00:58:54,798 --> 00:58:56,504 I'm beginning to like him, ma. 803 00:58:56,716 --> 00:58:58,206 Hit puree. 804 00:58:58,635 --> 00:59:00,250 No, I'm too young! 805 00:59:01,012 --> 00:59:03,719 No! I wanna play the violin! 806 00:59:03,932 --> 00:59:06,218 - Not my hand! - Do I get the truth? 807 00:59:06,726 --> 00:59:09,684 Do I get the truth, or do you get juiced? 808 00:59:11,689 --> 00:59:14,055 - What was that noise? - Fireplace blew. 809 00:59:14,275 --> 00:59:17,813 The kid's not kidding, ma. There's a tunnel down there. 810 00:59:19,197 --> 00:59:22,485 Watch your hair! They're going for the hair! 811 00:59:23,827 --> 00:59:24,987 Watch your face, ma! 812 00:59:25,161 --> 00:59:29,029 Hey, Mikey, if you can hear me, run! 813 00:59:29,249 --> 00:59:31,331 Run! They're coming after you! 814 00:59:32,168 --> 00:59:35,877 Hey, if we keep going this far down, we'll reach China. 815 00:59:36,089 --> 00:59:38,671 Maybe I can go see my auntie or something. 816 00:59:41,094 --> 00:59:43,085 This could get dangerous, Andy. 817 00:59:43,304 --> 00:59:45,636 - You might wanna hold my hand. - Thank you. 818 00:59:47,684 --> 00:59:50,096 - Oh, wow! - Oh, neat! 819 00:59:50,311 --> 00:59:52,017 - That's beautiful. - Guys, look! 820 00:59:52,188 --> 00:59:54,179 It's a beautiful waterfall! 821 01:00:18,548 --> 01:00:19,583 Wow! 822 01:00:21,468 --> 01:00:24,835 - Wow, it's a giant piggy bank! - We're rich! 823 01:00:25,054 --> 01:00:26,054 We found it! 824 01:00:26,222 --> 01:00:30,056 - Gold and silver all over the place! - It's gold, we did it! 825 01:00:30,226 --> 01:00:31,466 Hold the lantern. 826 01:00:32,145 --> 01:00:34,056 Coins! Rich stuff. 827 01:00:34,647 --> 01:00:36,387 What year was the map made? 828 01:00:36,608 --> 01:00:37,643 I don't know. 829 01:00:37,817 --> 01:00:42,026 Probably a couple hundred years before President Lincoln. 830 01:00:42,989 --> 01:00:44,479 George Washington. 831 01:00:45,909 --> 01:00:50,118 - Martin sheen. - That's president Kennedy, you idiot! 832 01:00:50,330 --> 01:00:53,572 Well, same difference! I mean, he played Kennedy once. 833 01:00:53,750 --> 01:00:56,412 That's smart. I'm glad you're using your brain. 834 01:00:56,586 --> 01:00:59,919 - At least I have a brain! - You're so stupid, mouth. 835 01:01:00,089 --> 01:01:01,704 Oh, yeah? Yes 836 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:04,916 shut up! Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 837 01:01:05,136 --> 01:01:08,424 This isn't gold. This is a wishing well. Look. 838 01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:11,552 Hey, it must be the old moss garden wishing well. 839 01:01:11,768 --> 01:01:16,558 I used to believe when you threw money in, it turned into your wish. 840 01:01:16,856 --> 01:01:19,313 I'll take two of your coins. “That's not fair. 841 01:01:19,526 --> 01:01:24,520 - Walit, wait, wait, you can't do this. - Why? 842 01:01:24,781 --> 01:01:27,067 Because these are somebody else's wishes. 843 01:01:27,283 --> 01:01:29,649 They're somebody else's dreams. 844 01:01:31,454 --> 01:01:33,991 Yeah, but you know what? 845 01:01:34,791 --> 01:01:37,658 This one, this one right here... 846 01:01:37,877 --> 01:01:40,493 This was my dream, my wish. 847 01:01:40,713 --> 01:01:44,501 And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. 848 01:01:44,801 --> 01:01:46,792 I'm taking them all back. 849 01:01:50,014 --> 01:01:53,757 Come on, one-eyed Willy, what does this have to do with the map? 850 01:01:53,977 --> 01:01:56,263 Is this another one of your tricks? 851 01:01:56,604 --> 01:01:59,471 Maybe we should keep him alive in case he isn't lying. 852 01:01:59,649 --> 01:02:03,187 Good idea, Jake. Put him in with your brother. 853 01:02:03,403 --> 01:02:04,438 Okay, ma. 854 01:02:05,154 --> 01:02:06,269 Come on, kid. 855 01:02:08,157 --> 01:02:10,443 - You dropped something. - What's that? 856 01:02:11,494 --> 01:02:13,109 What's that, a cracker Jack prize? 857 01:02:13,288 --> 01:02:15,995 - Holy shit. - We found it on the map. 858 01:02:16,207 --> 01:02:18,368 It has to do with the buried treasure. 859 01:02:18,585 --> 01:02:21,122 Jake, look at the date on it. 860 01:02:21,337 --> 01:02:23,419 This is an authentic doubloon. 861 01:02:23,631 --> 01:02:25,246 Give it to me. 862 01:02:25,466 --> 01:02:27,002 I told you so. 863 01:02:27,176 --> 01:02:32,170 See, you guys? You never believed me. I said there was gonna be buried... 864 01:02:37,186 --> 01:02:39,848 Troy, how far you got with Andy? 865 01:02:40,023 --> 01:02:41,638 All the way, buddy? 866 01:02:42,191 --> 01:02:44,352 You guys are so immature. Grow up. 867 01:02:44,569 --> 01:02:47,185 - Come on, tell us. - Really. 868 01:02:47,363 --> 01:02:50,105 Put it this way: I didn't make it with her yet. 869 01:02:50,325 --> 01:02:52,407 And I stress "yet." 870 01:02:53,870 --> 01:02:54,905 Huh? 871 01:02:56,289 --> 01:02:57,324 What the hell? 872 01:02:57,582 --> 01:03:01,200 - What'd you wish for? - To make it with Andy. 873 01:03:05,465 --> 01:03:07,421 Hey, who's down there? 874 01:03:08,009 --> 01:03:09,795 Troy. Hey, guys, it's Troy! 875 01:03:12,472 --> 01:03:13,632 Sounds like Andy. 876 01:03:13,848 --> 01:03:15,179 Andy! 877 01:03:15,933 --> 01:03:17,013 Is that you? 878 01:03:17,226 --> 01:03:20,969 Yeah, it's me. We're stuck down here. Please send down the bucket. 879 01:03:21,189 --> 01:03:24,101 What the hell are you doing at the bottom of a well? 880 01:03:24,317 --> 01:03:29,311 Don't ask stupid questions! We're stuck! Just send down the bucket! 881 01:03:30,198 --> 01:03:33,736 See, guys? Wishes do come true. 882 01:03:34,827 --> 01:03:37,034 All right, my hearties, follow me! 883 01:03:43,252 --> 01:03:45,334 Don't worry. I brought you more food. 884 01:03:45,546 --> 01:03:47,662 Why are you locking me in here? 885 01:03:47,882 --> 01:03:50,089 - You're not too tight. - Yes, it is. 886 01:03:50,259 --> 01:03:52,625 If you get out, I'll break your legs. 887 01:03:52,845 --> 01:03:55,086 What are you doing? 888 01:03:55,306 --> 01:03:58,048 If you sit too close to the TV, you'll screw up your eye. 889 01:03:59,435 --> 01:04:00,891 Jake, leave him alone! 890 01:04:07,151 --> 01:04:08,937 Come on! Let me out. 891 01:04:17,870 --> 01:04:21,783 Hi, sir. My name's Lawrence. 892 01:04:22,083 --> 01:04:23,948 Sometimes people call me chunk. 893 01:04:35,304 --> 01:04:37,340 Help! Get me out of here! 894 01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,176 Who knows what we'll find. 895 01:04:39,392 --> 01:04:40,632 Okay, let's go. 896 01:04:40,852 --> 01:04:44,686 Whoa, look at this. Look how deep it is down there. 897 01:04:44,897 --> 01:04:46,057 Jake, you first. 898 01:04:46,274 --> 01:04:48,014 I ain't gonna go first. 899 01:04:48,234 --> 01:04:51,351 - Go! - Can't argue with that, ma, all right. 900 01:04:51,571 --> 01:04:53,402 Troy, throw the bucket down. 901 01:04:54,782 --> 01:04:57,649 Hey, you guys, I'm the smallest. I wanna go first. 902 01:04:57,869 --> 01:05:02,488 Get out! I'm the oldest, so I call the shots. Andy goes first. 903 01:05:02,707 --> 01:05:06,536 Chester copperpot. 904 01:05:07,003 --> 01:05:08,334 Chester copperpot! 905 01:05:09,422 --> 01:05:10,457 Don't you see? 906 01:05:10,965 --> 01:05:15,049 Don't you realize? He was a pro! He never made it this far 907 01:05:15,261 --> 01:05:18,298 look how far we've come. We've got a chance. 908 01:05:18,723 --> 01:05:21,510 Chance at what, Mikey? Getting killed? 909 01:05:21,726 --> 01:05:26,720 Look, if we keep going, someone's really gonna get hurt. Maybe dead. 910 01:05:27,023 --> 01:05:28,604 We gotta get the police. 911 01:05:28,816 --> 01:05:30,397 Maybe chunk got the police. 912 01:05:30,735 --> 01:05:31,815 Maybe chunk is dead. 913 01:05:32,028 --> 01:05:36,362 Don't say that. Never say that. Goonies never say "die"! 914 01:05:37,533 --> 01:05:41,117 I'm not a goonie. I wanna go home. 915 01:05:43,247 --> 01:05:46,080 I forgot. But still! 916 01:05:46,709 --> 01:05:50,702 Don't you realize? The next time you see the sky... 917 01:05:51,881 --> 01:05:53,997 It'll be over another town. 918 01:05:54,967 --> 01:05:57,174 The next time we take a test 919 01:05:58,846 --> 01:06:01,804 it'll be in some other school. 920 01:06:03,392 --> 01:06:07,180 Our parents, they want the bestest stuff for us. 921 01:06:08,231 --> 01:06:10,597 But right now, they gotta do what's right for them. 922 01:06:10,817 --> 01:06:13,775 Because it's their time. Their time! 923 01:06:14,278 --> 01:06:15,313 Up there. 924 01:06:16,072 --> 01:06:20,315 Down here it's our time. It's our time down here. 925 01:06:21,536 --> 01:06:25,745 That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket. 926 01:07:07,081 --> 01:07:08,742 Andy! 927 01:07:09,417 --> 01:07:11,578 You gooniel 928 01:07:12,753 --> 01:07:14,118 spread it around. 929 01:07:15,172 --> 01:07:17,754 You try to make your frosting look rugged. 930 01:07:17,967 --> 01:07:19,582 Chocolate 931 01:07:21,637 --> 01:07:24,299 chocolate 932 01:07:26,142 --> 01:07:29,179 want a candy bar? Look, I got a baby Ruth. 933 01:07:29,395 --> 01:07:30,555 Sir? 934 01:07:30,730 --> 01:07:32,971 Ah! Oh! 935 01:07:33,149 --> 01:07:37,859 Ruth, Ruth, Ruth, baby Ruth. 936 01:07:38,070 --> 01:07:39,651 I'm gonna throw it to you. 937 01:07:49,832 --> 01:07:52,995 I'm sorry, sir! I tried to give it to you. 938 01:07:53,169 --> 01:07:54,579 Oh, I'm sorry! 939 01:07:55,171 --> 01:07:58,663 I'm really sorry. I'll get you a... I'll get you a... 940 01:08:19,779 --> 01:08:23,692 Jeez, mister, you're even hungrier than I am. 941 01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:30,574 Booby traps. It's only booby traps. Why you being such a sissy? 942 01:08:30,790 --> 01:08:32,200 Freaking kids. 943 01:08:39,548 --> 01:08:42,756 - Kids must've cleaned him out. - Right before they ate him. 944 01:08:42,969 --> 01:08:44,004 Stupid. 945 01:08:48,432 --> 01:08:50,218 Follow them size fives. 946 01:08:52,895 --> 01:08:54,135 Sloth. 947 01:08:55,815 --> 01:08:56,850 Chunk. 948 01:08:57,775 --> 01:08:59,265 Sloth. 949 01:09:00,820 --> 01:09:02,401 Chunk. “Ah! 950 01:09:42,361 --> 01:09:46,104 Man, you smell like phys. Ed. 951 01:09:47,700 --> 01:09:51,067 - Mouth, hold this. - Translate this. 952 01:09:52,371 --> 01:09:54,362 "Copper bones. 953 01:09:55,750 --> 01:09:57,706 Westward foams. 954 01:09:59,962 --> 01:10:01,122 Triple stones.” 955 01:10:01,338 --> 01:10:03,203 This must be copper bones. 956 01:10:05,843 --> 01:10:08,129 Huh? Oh, sorry. 957 01:10:13,517 --> 01:10:15,929 Wow, look at that. 958 01:10:17,229 --> 01:10:19,060 Triple stones! 959 01:10:19,523 --> 01:10:22,981 We got you, one-eyed Willy. We're right behind you. 960 01:10:23,152 --> 01:10:25,734 Why couldn't I have had a sister? 961 01:10:25,946 --> 01:10:28,608 A little sister instead of that? 962 01:10:29,158 --> 01:10:31,319 Westward foams. 963 01:10:32,328 --> 01:10:34,785 No, that's too big. Try the middle one. 964 01:10:34,997 --> 01:10:37,158 - You guys are crazy. - No, the middle one! 965 01:10:37,708 --> 01:10:40,120 - It fits, Mikey! It fits! - We got it! 966 01:10:40,336 --> 01:10:42,998 - We got you, one-eyed Willy. - Which way do we turn? 967 01:10:43,214 --> 01:10:44,795 West counterclockwise. 968 01:10:45,007 --> 01:10:46,007 Counterclockwise. 969 01:10:46,175 --> 01:10:49,667 Try it, Mikey. Try it. Yeah, yeah! “Ah! 970 01:10:54,517 --> 01:10:56,007 What the hell is that? 971 01:11:02,399 --> 01:11:04,105 It's gonna fall on us! 972 01:11:08,030 --> 01:11:10,362 It's one of Willy's tricks. Get out of the way! 973 01:11:16,205 --> 01:11:17,866 Datal 974 01:11:28,217 --> 01:11:29,377 Data, please. 975 01:11:29,552 --> 01:11:31,463 - He's gone. - Oh, no. 976 01:11:31,679 --> 01:11:33,544 - Truly, truly gone. - Don't be dead. 977 01:11:35,057 --> 01:11:39,221 Pinchers of peril. You guys, I've been saved by my pinchers of peril. 978 01:11:39,854 --> 01:11:42,766 He's alive! He's alive! 979 01:11:47,403 --> 01:11:50,895 You guys, I'm in another room! 980 01:11:51,282 --> 01:11:54,240 Hello, sheriff? I'm at the lighthouse lounge... 981 01:11:54,451 --> 01:11:57,443 And I wanna report, well, a murder. 982 01:11:57,663 --> 01:12:01,201 Wait a minute. Just hold on here. Is that you again, Lawrence? 983 01:12:01,584 --> 01:12:05,168 Sheriff, look, this time I'm telling you the truth. 984 01:12:05,379 --> 01:12:09,167 I'm locked inside the fratellis' basement with this guy. 985 01:12:10,134 --> 01:12:12,500 Rocky road? 986 01:12:13,345 --> 01:12:16,087 I ike the time 50 iranian terrorists 987 01:12:16,307 --> 01:12:18,673 took over the sizzler steak houses? 988 01:12:18,893 --> 01:12:20,383 Sloth, get back here. 989 01:12:20,644 --> 01:12:22,430 Hold on. Sloth, what are you doing? 990 01:12:22,605 --> 01:12:27,269 Like the prank about creatures that multiply when you throw water on them? 991 01:12:27,693 --> 01:12:32,403 Sloth! Sloth! Sloth's going into the fireplace! 992 01:12:34,283 --> 01:12:35,363 I awrence? 993 01:12:36,118 --> 01:12:39,610 - No, sloth, it's just your echo. - Echo! 994 01:12:40,039 --> 01:12:42,451 No, I'll show youl! Don't go down there! 995 01:12:42,666 --> 01:12:45,282 It's all dark down there, sloth. 996 01:12:46,128 --> 01:12:47,914 It's your echo, sloth. Echo. 997 01:12:52,218 --> 01:12:53,958 I gotta go to the bathroom. 998 01:12:54,845 --> 01:12:56,961 Pee break. Who's gotta go? 999 01:12:57,348 --> 01:12:59,967 Te sas - eel bs sen ses ee 1000 01:13:00,517 --> 01:13:01,552 me 1001 01:13:01,977 --> 01:13:06,346 This is the little boys' room and that tunnel's the little girls' room. 1002 01:13:06,565 --> 01:13:07,805 Let's go. 1003 01:13:09,860 --> 01:13:11,646 Brand, where you going? 1004 01:13:11,862 --> 01:13:13,477 This is the men's room. 1005 01:13:16,742 --> 01:13:19,108 - Where you going? - The men's room, Mikey. 1006 01:13:19,328 --> 01:13:21,489 Yeah, we're going to the men's room. 1007 01:13:31,465 --> 01:13:35,299 Yeah, Mikey's been through here, all right. 1008 01:13:46,981 --> 01:13:48,016 Uh-oh 1009 01:13:48,190 --> 01:13:50,681 Andy, this is not the time nor the place. 1010 01:13:50,859 --> 01:13:53,726 Believe me, I know what I'm doing. 1011 01:13:53,946 --> 01:13:55,937 Brand! Brand! 1012 01:13:56,365 --> 01:13:58,697 Go see what she's ragging about, will you? 1013 01:14:12,381 --> 01:14:14,542 Brand? Hurry, I'm in here... 1014 01:14:14,758 --> 01:14:17,340 With my eyes closed. 1015 01:14:41,410 --> 01:14:43,366 Wrong way, lover boy. It's this way. 1016 01:14:43,537 --> 01:14:45,619 Thanks. Uh-huh. 1017 01:14:50,836 --> 01:14:53,043 Okay, you kissed, now tell. 1018 01:14:55,090 --> 01:14:56,751 There's something weird. 1019 01:14:57,009 --> 01:14:58,670 What? What is it? 1020 01:14:59,470 --> 01:15:01,131 Does brand wear braces? 1021 01:15:03,766 --> 01:15:05,757 Why are you laughing? 1022 01:15:05,976 --> 01:15:08,934 Stef, it was beautiful. 1023 01:15:10,481 --> 01:15:12,563 Next time you kiss him, do it with your eyes open. 1024 01:15:12,691 --> 01:15:15,728 It's a whole different experience. 1025 01:15:16,195 --> 01:15:18,151 Be careful. There's a hole, I think. 1026 01:15:18,364 --> 01:15:20,355 I think brand was standing in it. 1027 01:15:20,824 --> 01:15:25,568 Ma, after we dump the kids, how do we get out? I ain't left no trail. 1028 01:15:25,788 --> 01:15:28,951 They're right around here. I can smell their bubble gum. 1029 01:15:29,166 --> 01:15:33,000 Ma, look. Give you three guesses who left this rope. 1030 01:15:33,629 --> 01:15:34,789 You all right? 1031 01:15:52,147 --> 01:15:54,433 What, are you crazy? They're here! 1032 01:15:54,983 --> 01:15:57,440 They're here? They're here. They're here! 1033 01:15:58,278 --> 01:16:01,145 Quiet. Right down there. 1034 01:16:01,323 --> 01:16:04,156 This way. This way! This way! 1035 01:16:04,326 --> 01:16:06,157 Come on, right through here! 1036 01:16:06,328 --> 01:16:10,992 Let's go, follow me. Data, come on, don't fall behind. Let's go! 1037 01:16:16,839 --> 01:16:18,170 Come on! 1038 01:16:18,841 --> 01:16:21,332 - Watch your step, ma. - Watch your own. 1039 01:16:25,681 --> 01:16:26,716 Oh, god. 1040 01:16:32,521 --> 01:16:34,041 - What is this? - Keep going. 1041 01:16:34,106 --> 01:16:36,893 - Oh, great. - It looks like a boat mast. 1042 01:16:40,571 --> 01:16:42,937 Jerk alert! 1043 01:16:58,422 --> 01:17:00,208 Somebody's coming. 1044 01:17:01,258 --> 01:17:02,293 You there, ma? 1045 01:17:02,509 --> 01:17:03,715 Hurry up. 1046 01:17:05,304 --> 01:17:08,467 - Data, hurry up! - Don't be a fool, data, come on! 1047 01:17:08,724 --> 01:17:13,468 - I got a great idea. Slick shoes! - Slick shoes? Are you crazy? 1048 01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:15,970 Data! 1049 01:17:19,860 --> 01:17:21,851 Data, come on! 1050 01:17:22,362 --> 01:17:24,774 Good enough. I can see their flashlight! 1051 01:17:28,202 --> 01:17:30,568 Hi, fellas. Remember me? 1052 01:17:33,332 --> 01:17:35,072 We just wanna get out of here. 1053 01:17:39,338 --> 01:17:41,454 Stop or I'm gonna shoot! 1054 01:17:46,386 --> 01:17:47,501 Holy MacKenzie! 1055 01:17:47,679 --> 01:17:50,591 - You'll start a cave-in! - What do you think that was? 1056 01:17:50,766 --> 01:17:53,599 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 1057 01:17:53,810 --> 01:17:56,597 Hurry up with that flare! It's pitch-black! 1058 01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:02,561 Do you have a match? No. 1059 01:18:02,778 --> 01:18:04,143 I'll light it on the lamp. 1060 01:18:04,363 --> 01:18:05,978 Cross now! “Wait a minute! 1061 01:18:06,198 --> 01:18:08,610 - Don't push, Jake! - I'm not! 1062 01:18:14,289 --> 01:18:16,371 Sweetheart, are you okay? 1063 01:18:16,792 --> 01:18:18,623 No. 1064 01:18:19,002 --> 01:18:21,869 These are all solid. Look at this. All solid. 1065 01:18:22,047 --> 01:18:24,959 Wow. What is that? 1066 01:18:27,970 --> 01:18:30,302 It's disgusting. 1067 01:18:33,642 --> 01:18:35,678 Yo. “Wow. 1068 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:37,976 Gnarly. 1069 01:18:38,230 --> 01:18:40,312 That's atrocious, you guys! 1070 01:18:40,482 --> 01:18:43,019 Help him! Help him! Hurry up! 1071 01:18:46,154 --> 01:18:48,019 Oh. 1072 01:18:50,534 --> 01:18:51,569 What are you doing? 1073 01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:55,869 Stop playing around! They're getting away! What's the matter with you? 1074 01:18:56,707 --> 01:19:00,450 "To move on, play the tune... 1075 01:19:00,794 --> 01:19:02,876 As each note is said. 1076 01:19:03,463 --> 01:19:07,331 If you make too many mistakes... 1077 01:19:08,510 --> 01:19:12,253 Ye will surely be... 1078 01:19:12,472 --> 01:19:13,962 - Be what? - Muerto" 1079 01:19:15,225 --> 01:19:16,761 - what is that? Come on. - Dead. 1080 01:19:16,977 --> 01:19:18,933 Oh, god! 1081 01:19:21,523 --> 01:19:24,230 We gotta play the bones to get out of here? 1082 01:19:24,651 --> 01:19:25,982 Exactly. 1083 01:19:26,653 --> 01:19:29,065 - They're on the bridge. - Hurry up! 1084 01:19:29,489 --> 01:19:34,483 - Look! There are notes on this. - Andy, you took piano lessons. 1085 01:19:34,703 --> 01:19:37,911 II was 4 years old. You wanna live to be 177? 1086 01:19:38,123 --> 01:19:39,533 - Hit it! - What're you doing! 1087 01:19:39,708 --> 01:19:42,700 Finding middle c. This isn't like my mother's steinway. 1088 01:19:42,919 --> 01:19:45,001 Do something, hurry! 1089 01:19:45,213 --> 01:19:48,831 This first chord, I think, is... 1090 01:19:49,676 --> 01:19:51,132 Go on, Andy! 1091 01:19:55,891 --> 01:19:59,679 My god, it's working! You did it! 1092 01:19:59,978 --> 01:20:04,096 - Way to go, Andy! Way to go! - It's all coming back to me. Okay. 1093 01:20:06,109 --> 01:20:07,189 A 1094 01:20:08,403 --> 01:20:12,146 - C sharp, d. - Remember the lessons, play it right! 1095 01:20:35,847 --> 01:20:40,261 They're coming, guys. They're down there! They're coming out! 1096 01:20:40,519 --> 01:20:43,261 - What should I do? - All right! 1097 01:20:47,943 --> 01:20:49,058 They're coming. 1098 01:20:52,155 --> 01:20:55,443 You guys, they look really pissed off! 1099 01:21:05,085 --> 01:21:07,371 - What were you thinking? - I hit the wrong note. 1100 01:21:07,587 --> 01:21:11,171 - I'm not liberace, you know. - Listen, you're doing fine. 1101 01:21:11,383 --> 01:21:15,046 Andy, I believe in you. Goonies always make mistakes. 1102 01:21:15,220 --> 01:21:18,132 Just don't make any more. Come on. 1103 01:21:18,306 --> 01:21:19,796 Where was I? 1104 01:21:20,267 --> 01:21:21,803 A, a flat. Play it! 1105 01:21:31,528 --> 01:21:34,144 Hey, you guys, they're gone! They're not here! 1106 01:21:40,495 --> 01:21:42,702 Whoa! 1107 01:21:57,596 --> 01:22:01,839 I can't tell if it's an a sharp or a b flat. 1108 01:22:02,684 --> 01:22:05,517 If you hit the wrong note, we'll all be flat. 1109 01:22:18,825 --> 01:22:19,860 Oh, my god! 1110 01:22:20,577 --> 01:22:21,692 Let's go, you guys! 1111 01:22:25,457 --> 01:22:26,742 Go! Go! 1112 01:22:27,334 --> 01:22:28,915 Oh, my god! 1113 01:22:29,836 --> 01:22:32,043 Give me the gun. Give me the gun! 1114 01:22:32,881 --> 01:22:34,087 Let's go! 1115 01:22:35,175 --> 01:22:37,131 Brand, wait! “What? 1116 01:22:37,803 --> 01:22:39,384 - What are you doing? - The map! 1117 01:22:39,596 --> 01:22:40,802 Let's get out of here! 1118 01:22:42,140 --> 01:22:43,175 Damn it! 1119 01:23:31,064 --> 01:23:34,227 Oh, shit! 1120 01:23:35,777 --> 01:23:37,358 Geronimo! 1121 01:23:45,537 --> 01:23:48,620 - Are you okay, mouth”? Andy? - Are you okay, Stef? 1122 01:23:48,832 --> 01:23:49,867 What? 1123 01:23:51,293 --> 01:23:55,832 - Oh, my god. - Oh, wow! 1124 01:24:10,854 --> 01:24:12,139 Oh, my god! 1125 01:24:13,773 --> 01:24:14,808 Oh, god! 1126 01:24:15,108 --> 01:24:17,599 - Follow me. - It's too. 1127 01:24:19,237 --> 01:24:20,477 I can't do it, mama. 1128 01:24:22,657 --> 01:24:24,238 Francis. 1129 01:24:25,827 --> 01:24:26,862 Idiot! 1130 01:24:31,917 --> 01:24:33,407 Hold on, you guys. 1131 01:24:35,295 --> 01:24:36,831 The water's really shallow. 1132 01:24:44,346 --> 01:24:45,677 You okay, data? 1133 01:25:19,172 --> 01:25:21,288 You really think there's a treasure here? 1134 01:25:21,508 --> 01:25:23,544 Andy, this whole ship's a treasure. 1135 01:25:24,302 --> 01:25:26,964 Oh! Mikey, look! 1136 01:25:30,058 --> 01:25:32,390 Don't worry. It's just a skeleton. 1137 01:25:37,148 --> 01:25:38,934 There's gotta be gold. 1138 01:25:42,737 --> 01:25:44,398 Data. Data's okay. 1139 01:25:48,743 --> 01:25:50,074 Ah! Guys! 1140 01:25:51,579 --> 01:25:52,910 Data's okay. 1141 01:25:53,123 --> 01:25:57,742 Data's quite tired of falling! And data's tired of skeletons! 1142 01:25:58,086 --> 01:26:00,998 - Why didn't you use the stairs? - Use the stairs! 1143 01:26:01,256 --> 01:26:02,256 Stairs! 1144 01:26:02,966 --> 01:26:06,709 The stupid guys tell me to use the stairs when data's falling. 1145 01:26:06,928 --> 01:26:10,420 - If data's hurt, nobody cares anymore. - Data's okay. 1146 01:26:12,183 --> 01:26:15,220 Then some guy tells me I have stupid inventions. 1147 01:26:15,437 --> 01:26:18,099 I've been spending months and months... 1148 01:26:18,273 --> 01:26:20,764 Studying on them and inventing them. God! 1149 01:26:25,572 --> 01:26:28,109 - Don't touch that. - Why not? He's dead. 1150 01:26:28,324 --> 01:26:30,986 - Have some respect. - Put that down 1151 01:26:31,202 --> 01:26:32,988 how many ships were there? 1152 01:26:33,204 --> 01:26:36,822 Billions. Billions? Billions? 1153 01:26:37,792 --> 01:26:40,955 Watch where you step, all right? Don't slip. Don't... 1154 01:26:48,595 --> 01:26:50,631 Mouth, translate. 1155 01:26:50,805 --> 01:26:54,889 Translate nothing. It's a sketch of the cannonball chamber. 1156 01:26:55,101 --> 01:26:56,136 Where's the gold? 1157 01:26:56,311 --> 01:26:59,803 Where's the gold, Mikey? I'm tired of these games! 1158 01:27:02,984 --> 01:27:04,645 Uh-oh. 1159 01:27:05,070 --> 01:27:06,651 I set off another trap. 1160 01:27:09,991 --> 01:27:13,825 Oh, god! I'm sorry. Are you okay? Are you guys okay? 1161 01:27:14,287 --> 01:27:15,287 Oh, my god! 1162 01:27:15,705 --> 01:27:16,820 It's Willy. 1163 01:27:17,832 --> 01:27:20,164 Ready? Break through. 1164 01:27:38,353 --> 01:27:41,015 - What's up there? - It's all right, brand. 1165 01:27:41,231 --> 01:27:43,347 - Just give me a second. - Okay. 1166 01:28:17,517 --> 01:28:19,803 I know how these guys must've died. 1167 01:28:19,978 --> 01:28:21,388 What a mess. 1168 01:28:28,570 --> 01:28:31,653 It's Willy. One-eyed Willy. 1169 01:28:41,583 --> 01:28:42,618 Hi, Willy. 1170 01:28:44,460 --> 01:28:48,749 I'm Mike Walsh. You've been expecting me... 1171 01:28:49,591 --> 01:28:50,831 Naven't you? 1172 01:28:51,926 --> 01:28:53,632 I made it. I beat you. 1173 01:28:53,845 --> 01:28:57,337 I got here in one piece so far. 1174 01:29:06,316 --> 01:29:07,852 So 1175 01:29:08,401 --> 01:29:12,314 That's why they call you one-eyed Willy, one-eyed Willy. 1176 01:29:15,283 --> 01:29:17,899 We have a lot in common, huh, Willy? 1177 01:29:20,580 --> 01:29:22,286 You know something, Willy? 1178 01:29:23,249 --> 01:29:24,910 You're the first goonie. 1179 01:29:30,798 --> 01:29:32,163 Yo 1180 01:29:34,969 --> 01:29:35,969 Hi, guys. 1181 01:29:37,305 --> 01:29:40,468 How's it going”? This is Willy. 1182 01:29:40,975 --> 01:29:42,431 One-eyed Willy. 1183 01:29:43,144 --> 01:29:44,429 Say hi, Willy. 1184 01:29:46,147 --> 01:29:49,355 Those are my friends, the goonies. 1185 01:29:51,569 --> 01:29:53,230 How long have you been there? 1186 01:29:53,988 --> 01:29:56,730 Long enough, Mikey. Long enough. 1187 01:30:19,389 --> 01:30:21,846 What are you staring at”? Let's go, load up! 1188 01:30:22,058 --> 01:30:24,174 - Anything that fits in your pockets. - Right, Mikey. 1189 01:30:24,310 --> 01:30:25,595 Except that. 1190 01:30:26,104 --> 01:30:28,846 - Why? - That's Willy's. 1191 01:30:30,191 --> 01:30:32,307 Save that for Willy. Anything else. 1192 01:30:41,494 --> 01:30:43,280 Bye-bye, marbles. 1193 01:30:44,163 --> 01:30:46,449 Oh, my god. Oh, my god! 1194 01:30:46,749 --> 01:30:49,161 Hurry up! Those creeps are still after us. 1195 01:30:49,377 --> 01:30:53,245 - That's right! What will we do? - I don't know. Who cares? 1196 01:30:54,424 --> 01:30:56,460 I got an idea. “What is it? 1197 01:30:56,676 --> 01:30:58,132 I saw it on the Hardy boys. 1198 01:30:58,761 --> 01:31:01,423 We leave a trail of jewels into one cave. 1199 01:31:01,764 --> 01:31:03,174 And we hide in another. 1200 01:31:03,766 --> 01:31:06,849 When the fratellis go into that cave, we make a run for it. 1201 01:31:07,061 --> 01:31:09,268 Now that sounds like a great idea! 1202 01:31:09,439 --> 01:31:10,474 Yo 1203 01:31:10,648 --> 01:31:13,765 - Outside! - Okay, this is war! 1204 01:31:13,985 --> 01:31:16,067 - Data, don't do anything! - No! 1205 01:31:16,237 --> 01:31:17,522 I said, outside! 1206 01:31:17,739 --> 01:31:21,197 - We won't be taken alive, Mikey! - What do you mean, "we"? 1207 01:31:21,409 --> 01:31:22,569 Get data 1208 01:31:22,744 --> 01:31:25,030 - It's not funny! She's got a gun! - Datal 1209 01:31:25,246 --> 01:31:26,702 Come on, snap to. 1210 01:31:26,914 --> 01:31:29,371 - Oh, I love that. - Come on! 1211 01:31:35,214 --> 01:31:37,079 Sneaking up on me, huh? 1212 01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:41,046 I know what I'm doing. 1213 01:31:51,856 --> 01:31:52,891 I'm all right. 1214 01:31:53,066 --> 01:31:54,351 Data's just unhappy. 1215 01:31:56,652 --> 01:31:58,017 Pinchers of power. 1216 01:31:58,237 --> 01:32:01,695 - Get it off me! - Let me help you, brother. 1217 01:32:07,288 --> 01:32:08,653 My gun! That's it! 1218 01:32:19,967 --> 01:32:21,332 Empty your pockets! 1219 01:32:21,552 --> 01:32:24,464 Hurry up, empty your jewels! Come on! 1220 01:32:30,645 --> 01:32:33,307 You're so quiet all of a sudden. Aren't you called mouth? 1221 01:32:33,481 --> 01:32:35,563 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 1222 01:32:41,572 --> 01:32:43,028 Oh, my god. 1223 01:32:45,493 --> 01:32:47,484 Is that all? Mm-hm. 1224 01:32:49,831 --> 01:32:52,493 Oh, my god. 1225 01:32:55,294 --> 01:32:56,534 You gross old witch. 1226 01:32:58,840 --> 01:33:03,174 You wanna play pirate? We'll play pirate. March! 1227 01:33:03,344 --> 01:33:06,711 - Keep going, smarty. - I can't swim with my hands tied. 1228 01:33:06,931 --> 01:33:09,138 We'll play pirates. Walk the plank! 1229 01:33:09,350 --> 01:33:11,090 Get out on that plank. 1230 01:33:11,310 --> 01:33:14,894 - Say goodbye to your little friends. - Brand! 1231 01:33:20,319 --> 01:33:23,061 Get out of the way. Andy! 1232 01:33:25,366 --> 01:33:27,732 Two down who's next? 1233 01:33:33,332 --> 01:33:35,664 Will you stop pushing me? 1234 01:33:35,877 --> 01:33:39,540 - You're pulling my hair! - You get that girl away from me. 1235 01:33:39,922 --> 01:33:41,913 Go join your friends, you weasels. 1236 01:33:42,133 --> 01:33:43,964 Hey, you guys! 1237 01:33:45,720 --> 01:33:47,085 Woo-hoo! 1238 01:33:49,474 --> 01:33:50,714 - Chunk. - Chunk. 1239 01:33:50,892 --> 01:33:53,008 Sloth! How'd he get out? 1240 01:33:53,227 --> 01:33:56,515 Sloth, save them! Save them, it's mouth and Stef! 1241 01:34:06,157 --> 01:34:07,522 Sloth! 1242 01:34:08,075 --> 01:34:11,784 - Chunk. - No, it's captain chunk. 1243 01:34:12,205 --> 01:34:14,571 Give me the sword. Aah! 1244 01:34:14,749 --> 01:34:18,492 Captain chunk says let's get the hell out of here! 1245 01:34:38,022 --> 01:34:39,933 Francis. The rope. 1246 01:34:43,236 --> 01:34:44,567 Jump rope, slothy. 1247 01:34:44,779 --> 01:34:48,112 - What do you mean, "jump rope"? - You know, jump rope. 1248 01:34:48,449 --> 01:34:50,155 - Jump rope. - Jump rope. 1249 01:35:09,804 --> 01:35:10,839 Sloth! 1250 01:35:11,264 --> 01:35:12,595 We're in deep shit now. 1251 01:35:12,807 --> 01:35:14,343 Oh, shit. 1252 01:35:16,644 --> 01:35:20,387 Remember we went to the Bronx zoo? Don't start that. 1253 01:35:20,606 --> 01:35:24,565 They wanted to leave you. I said no. “We never been to the Bronx zoo! 1254 01:35:24,777 --> 01:35:29,897 Remember how they bought Francis a toupee instead of fixing your teeth? 1255 01:35:30,116 --> 01:35:34,029 I don't wear a hairpiece! You rotten bastard! 1256 01:35:45,798 --> 01:35:48,380 Here, grab on to the rock. Come on. 1257 01:36:06,360 --> 01:36:09,568 - What happened to your braces? - I don't wear braces. 1258 01:36:09,739 --> 01:36:11,354 Mikey wear... 1259 01:36:11,866 --> 01:36:14,073 Mikey, that little... shh! 1260 01:36:14,869 --> 01:36:16,325 Heave-ho! 1261 01:36:16,495 --> 01:36:18,702 Goodbye, boys! 1262 01:36:20,416 --> 01:36:22,998 - I won't sing no more. - Just put us down safely! 1263 01:36:23,210 --> 01:36:24,541 I won't sing anymore. 1264 01:36:24,962 --> 01:36:27,704 Hey, you guys! 1265 01:36:31,761 --> 01:36:33,376 Mama. 1266 01:36:34,221 --> 01:36:36,257 Come to mama, baby. Come on. 1267 01:36:41,562 --> 01:36:42,802 Ma 1268 01:36:43,022 --> 01:36:44,558 You've been bad. 1269 01:36:44,732 --> 01:36:46,893 Aw. 1270 01:36:47,360 --> 01:36:49,601 Slothy, I may have been bad. 1271 01:36:49,820 --> 01:36:54,234 I may have kept you chained in that room. But it was for your good. 1272 01:36:54,742 --> 01:36:56,403 Aw. 1273 01:36:58,954 --> 01:37:00,490 I used to sing to you. 1274 01:37:02,917 --> 01:37:04,623 When you were a little boy. 1275 01:37:17,056 --> 01:37:18,091 F alll 1276 01:37:19,642 --> 01:37:20,802 break! 1277 01:37:21,560 --> 01:37:22,595 F alll 1278 01:37:23,145 --> 01:37:24,430 I only dropped you once. 1279 01:37:25,815 --> 01:37:27,430 Well, maybe twice. 1280 01:37:30,528 --> 01:37:31,859 Put me down 1281 01:37:40,287 --> 01:37:42,198 - I don't mind dying. - Calm down. 1282 01:37:42,415 --> 01:37:43,655 We'll be okay. Sure. 1283 01:37:50,631 --> 01:37:54,419 I gotta rot with you through eternity? I don't wanna rot with you! 1284 01:37:57,471 --> 01:37:59,553 Hey, you guys! 1285 01:38:00,266 --> 01:38:04,305 Sloth, this is the guys. Guys, this is sloth. 1286 01:38:05,771 --> 01:38:10,435 Brand, we can't go. We can't leave all that gold. That's our future. 1287 01:38:10,651 --> 01:38:14,610 If we stay here, we got no future. We'll come back for it later. 1288 01:38:14,822 --> 01:38:16,904 - All that rich stuff. - Come on! 1289 01:38:17,074 --> 01:38:19,907 Mama! Mama, just let us down easy. 1290 01:38:22,037 --> 01:38:24,369 Not the sword! Don't do that, we're gonna... 1291 01:38:25,124 --> 01:38:26,330 Oh, no! 1292 01:38:29,837 --> 01:38:31,168 You all right? Yeah you? 1293 01:38:31,338 --> 01:38:32,418 Yeah 1294 01:38:34,175 --> 01:38:35,756 will you get up? 1295 01:38:37,428 --> 01:38:39,134 Let's go find the gold. 1296 01:38:39,555 --> 01:38:41,091 Head for the light. 1297 01:38:48,773 --> 01:38:50,980 Thank you, Mr. Willy. 1298 01:38:51,358 --> 01:38:52,814 Thank you. 1299 01:38:53,235 --> 01:38:54,896 You've made my day. 1300 01:38:55,863 --> 01:38:58,400 This is a real treat 1301 01:39:03,496 --> 01:39:04,656 What the hell is this? 1302 01:39:05,206 --> 01:39:07,868 - Another one of those booby traps! - Booby trap! 1303 01:39:08,834 --> 01:39:09,869 (Get out of herel 1304 01:39:10,044 --> 01:39:11,705 what booby traps? 1305 01:39:11,921 --> 01:39:14,333 - Oh, booby traps! - Booby traps! Didn't you see the movie? 1306 01:39:14,548 --> 01:39:16,334 Leave it. Let's get out. 1307 01:39:16,592 --> 01:39:18,207 Look, you guys, daylight. 1308 01:39:18,427 --> 01:39:21,544 There's been a cave-in before. Maybe we can get through. 1309 01:39:21,722 --> 01:39:23,212 I can't see. Got a light? 1310 01:39:23,432 --> 01:39:25,844 I got the last candle. Mikey, get it. 1311 01:39:27,019 --> 01:39:28,850 Is there a way out or what? 1312 01:39:29,271 --> 01:39:31,512 This is a funny candle. It's sparkling. 1313 01:39:31,732 --> 01:39:34,064 - It's not a candle, it's dynamite! - Dynamite! 1314 01:39:59,802 --> 01:40:02,009 Women and children first! 1315 01:40:02,555 --> 01:40:05,092 - You guys, push. - Push. 1316 01:40:07,017 --> 01:40:08,757 What about our lives? 1317 01:40:19,864 --> 01:40:21,775 Can you do it? Come on, hurry. 1318 01:40:23,117 --> 01:40:24,402 (Go! 1319 01:40:27,329 --> 01:40:28,444 Hurry up. 1320 01:40:30,124 --> 01:40:33,662 - Sloth! Sloth! Help us! - Mamal! 1321 01:40:34,003 --> 01:40:36,585 Mal 1322 01:40:37,798 --> 01:40:39,584 chunk! 1323 01:40:40,593 --> 01:40:42,083 Sloth, come on! 1324 01:40:43,262 --> 01:40:45,344 Sloth love chunk! 1325 01:40:45,556 --> 01:40:48,093 I love you too. You're gonna get crushed. 1326 01:40:50,144 --> 01:40:51,759 Sloth, help! 1327 01:40:52,271 --> 01:40:53,727 Mal 1328 01:40:55,983 --> 01:40:57,894 Come on, sloth! 1329 01:41:35,814 --> 01:41:38,601 Well, I'll be damned. It's them goobers. 1330 01:41:39,151 --> 01:41:40,857 They weren't here a minute ago. 1331 01:41:41,070 --> 01:41:44,187 - But they're here now. Call Harvey. - Yes, sir. 1332 01:41:44,365 --> 01:41:46,526 Over here! 1333 01:41:55,376 --> 01:41:57,492 - Get the camera. - Where are my boys? 1334 01:41:58,879 --> 01:42:02,497 - Mikey. Brand. - Mikey, there's Mikey. 1335 01:42:02,675 --> 01:42:04,006 Hi, mom. Hi, dad. 1336 01:42:04,551 --> 01:42:06,591 - I guess we're kind of in deep sh... - Oh, Michael! 1337 01:42:10,891 --> 01:42:12,756 Look, you're a mess. 1338 01:42:22,903 --> 01:42:25,895 - Look what we brought you. - Oh, pizza! 1339 01:42:26,115 --> 01:42:29,198 - Your favorite. - Everything's on it. 1340 01:42:29,410 --> 01:42:32,823 - We were in the tunnels. - It's good to hear your voice. 1341 01:42:33,038 --> 01:42:34,744 - I lost my glasses. - It's okay. 1342 01:42:34,957 --> 01:42:36,288 Can I take piano lessons? 1343 01:42:36,500 --> 01:42:38,866 - You'll get ammonia. - It's pneumonia, ma. 1344 01:42:38,961 --> 01:42:40,872 Get these pants off. 1345 01:42:42,423 --> 01:42:43,959 Hold it right there. 1346 01:42:47,177 --> 01:42:48,292 That's great, dad. 1347 01:42:48,512 --> 01:42:50,218 Just watch this. 1348 01:42:54,268 --> 01:42:55,929 Come here, daddy. 1349 01:42:57,396 --> 01:42:58,602 He's just like his father. 1350 01:43:09,033 --> 01:43:11,991 I just wanted to say thank you... 1351 01:43:12,202 --> 01:43:14,614 For offering to save my life and everything. 1352 01:43:14,788 --> 01:43:17,996 - What, what, what? - I wanted to say thank you. 1353 01:43:18,208 --> 01:43:21,041 Wow. "Thank you." A real moment. 1354 01:43:21,253 --> 01:43:24,871 Your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up. 1355 01:43:25,090 --> 01:43:26,455 Yeah, well, thanks. 1356 01:43:26,675 --> 01:43:29,963 And you know, your looks are kind of pretty... 1357 01:43:30,929 --> 01:43:33,170 When your face doesn't screw it up. 1358 01:43:33,390 --> 01:43:34,470 I'm just kidding. 1359 01:43:36,518 --> 01:43:38,008 Hey, Mikey. 1360 01:43:38,771 --> 01:43:43,310 Hey. You know, you're a great little kid... person. 1361 01:43:43,942 --> 01:43:46,479 You keep kissing girls the way you do... 1362 01:43:46,653 --> 01:43:48,769 The parts of you that don't work so good... 1363 01:43:48,989 --> 01:43:51,401 They'll catch up to the ones that do. 1364 01:44:04,171 --> 01:44:06,002 - What? - Let her mother worry. 1365 01:44:11,136 --> 01:44:12,672 Oh, who needs it? 1366 01:44:14,098 --> 01:44:15,679 It's the fratellis! 1367 01:44:16,058 --> 01:44:18,891 - Thank god you're here. - We need your help. 1368 01:44:22,523 --> 01:44:24,684 You're all under arrest. Let's go. 1369 01:44:26,026 --> 01:44:28,187 Hey! Don't shoot him! 1370 01:44:29,530 --> 01:44:33,239 - Look out, kid. - No! Don't shoot him! 1371 01:44:33,450 --> 01:44:37,113 Get them out of here. You don't know what you're doing. 1372 01:44:37,663 --> 01:44:39,199 These are the bad guys! 1373 01:44:39,373 --> 01:44:41,079 Those are the bad guys! 1374 01:44:42,334 --> 01:44:45,417 Put him down, sloth. Put him down. It'll be all right. 1375 01:44:49,591 --> 01:44:50,671 Come on, mama. 1376 01:44:50,884 --> 01:44:54,172 You have no idea who I am. You wanna lose your job? 1377 01:44:57,057 --> 01:44:58,718 Sloth. 1378 01:45:00,644 --> 01:45:02,805 You're gonna live with me now. 1379 01:45:03,105 --> 01:45:04,345 Huh? 1380 01:45:04,606 --> 01:45:06,688 I'm gonna take care of you. 1381 01:45:08,652 --> 01:45:10,313 Because I love you. 1382 01:45:11,155 --> 01:45:14,739 - I love you, chunk. - Oh, I love you, sloth. 1383 01:45:15,742 --> 01:45:19,326 Walsh, today's the day, so let's get this over with. 1384 01:45:20,080 --> 01:45:21,445 Irving? 1385 01:45:21,999 --> 01:45:25,082 - I'm sorry, Irene. - Come on, we don't have all day. 1386 01:45:25,586 --> 01:45:28,077 There's 50 houses to tear down after yours! 1387 01:45:28,630 --> 01:45:30,416 - Ease off, brand. - Punk! 1388 01:45:32,092 --> 01:45:34,083 Sheriff, I want you to witness this. 1389 01:45:35,179 --> 01:45:36,544 Sorry, dad. 1390 01:45:36,972 --> 01:45:39,179 We had our hands on the future. 1391 01:45:39,391 --> 01:45:42,098 But we blew it to save our own lives. 1392 01:45:42,311 --> 01:45:43,551 Sorry. 1393 01:45:44,438 --> 01:45:48,022 That's all right. You and brand are home safe with your mom and me. 1394 01:45:48,817 --> 01:45:51,809 That makes us the richest people in astoria. 1395 01:45:53,780 --> 01:45:55,111 Walsh 1396 01:45:55,782 --> 01:45:59,525 you're looking at the richest people in astoria. Now sign it. 1397 01:46:09,504 --> 01:46:11,790 I'm sure gonna miss being a goonie. 1398 01:46:23,310 --> 01:46:24,925 What's she saying, mouth? 1399 01:46:28,982 --> 01:46:30,722 - No pen. - No pen? 1400 01:46:30,943 --> 01:46:32,308 No write. 1401 01:46:34,154 --> 01:46:35,519 No sign! 1402 01:46:36,406 --> 01:46:37,942 Don't sign! 1403 01:46:43,997 --> 01:46:46,329 - What's in the bag? - What is it? 1404 01:46:56,885 --> 01:47:00,673 Dad! It's my marble bag! The fratellis forgot to check it. 1405 01:47:00,889 --> 01:47:05,508 I put the jewels in it. We don't have to leave the goon docks! 1406 01:47:05,727 --> 01:47:10,721 There'll be no more signing today or ever again! 1407 01:47:13,610 --> 01:47:15,942 Are those jewels real? How'd you find them? 1408 01:47:16,154 --> 01:47:17,690 Were your lives in danger? 1409 01:47:17,864 --> 01:47:20,526 - The octopus was scary. - Octopus? 1410 01:47:20,742 --> 01:47:23,529 - It was dangerous. - Walking the plank was scariest. 1411 01:47:23,704 --> 01:47:24,864 Walking the plank? 1412 01:47:25,080 --> 01:47:28,618 - Then we found the pirate ship. - That and the pirate's treasure. 1413 01:47:28,834 --> 01:47:31,667 - We were chased by the fratellis. - That's enough. 1414 01:47:31,878 --> 01:47:35,211 - Telling more stories, Lawrence? - No, this time it's for real. 1415 01:47:35,424 --> 01:47:37,380 How do you think we got the gold”? 1416 01:47:38,510 --> 01:47:41,092 Holy Mary, mother of god. 1417 01:47:41,763 --> 01:47:43,924 - Look at that. - Oh, my god. 1418 01:47:53,400 --> 01:47:55,607 Ladies and gentlemen, we're at cauldron point 1419 01:47:55,777 --> 01:47:58,564 and what appears to be a pirate ship... 1420 01:48:17,924 --> 01:48:19,289 Bye, Willy. 1421 01:48:20,844 --> 01:48:22,050 Thanks.