1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:02:54,088 --> 00:02:57,006 In the last year of the World War, the Tomainian nation began to weaken. 3 00:02:57,091 --> 00:02:59,008 Behind her lines revolution had broken out. 4 00:02:59,093 --> 00:03:01,010 Her diplomats were frantically suing for peace... 5 00:03:01,095 --> 00:03:03,263 while at the front Tomainia's army fought on... 6 00:03:03,347 --> 00:03:05,265 confident its war machine was invincible... 7 00:03:05,349 --> 00:03:08,017 confident its war machine would smash the enemy's lines. 8 00:03:08,102 --> 00:03:11,020 Big Bertha, a cannon that could hurl a projectile a hundred miles... 9 00:03:11,105 --> 00:03:13,690 was this day to make its first appearance on the Western Front... 10 00:03:13,774 --> 00:03:16,442 was this day to strike terror into the hearts of the enemy. 11 00:03:16,527 --> 00:03:20,863 Seventy-five miles away was her target, the cathedral of Notre Dame. 12 00:03:23,617 --> 00:03:26,578 95,452! 13 00:03:26,662 --> 00:03:29,122 - Range: 95,452! - Yes, sir! 14 00:03:29,206 --> 00:03:31,749 - Stand clear! - Fire! 15 00:03:48,516 --> 00:03:50,767 Hey! Stand by your trigger. 16 00:03:50,852 --> 00:03:52,394 Yes, sir. 17 00:03:52,478 --> 00:03:56,148 Range correction: 95,455! 18 00:03:56,232 --> 00:03:58,817 - Range: 95,455! - Yes, sir! 19 00:03:59,694 --> 00:04:01,153 Breach secured! 20 00:04:01,237 --> 00:04:02,404 Stand clear! 21 00:04:02,488 --> 00:04:04,156 Ready! Fire! 22 00:04:20,006 --> 00:04:22,799 Defective shell. We'll examine it. Come on. 23 00:04:22,884 --> 00:04:28,055 Come on. 24 00:04:32,810 --> 00:04:35,187 - We'd better check the fuse. - Yes, check the fuse. 25 00:04:35,271 --> 00:04:37,272 Yes, sir. The fuse. 26 00:05:10,807 --> 00:05:13,308 Look out! Come on! Run! 27 00:05:28,281 --> 00:05:30,032 - What's that? - An air raid! 28 00:05:30,117 --> 00:05:32,868 - They're after Big Bertha! - Right! To the antiaircraft gun! 29 00:05:32,953 --> 00:05:34,620 - To the gun! - Quick! 30 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,815 Hey! Have you gone crazy? 31 00:06:02,899 --> 00:06:04,900 Come down out of there! 32 00:06:14,619 --> 00:06:16,454 Get up there, will you! 33 00:06:16,538 --> 00:06:18,956 What do you think you're doing? Have you gone crazy? 34 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,083 - Sorry, sir - - Sir! Report from Captain Snout! 35 00:06:21,168 --> 00:06:23,210 The enemy have broken through! Every man to the front! 36 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:26,088 Muster the gun crew, quick! You, report to Sergeant Bloom. 37 00:06:26,173 --> 00:06:27,673 - Come on! - Yes, sir! 38 00:06:27,758 --> 00:06:30,301 Get your hand grenades there, soldiers. 39 00:06:30,385 --> 00:06:32,094 Come on there. Get your hand grenades. 40 00:06:32,179 --> 00:06:34,597 Hey, soldier! Where's your hand grenade? Hey, come here! 41 00:06:34,681 --> 00:06:36,599 - Where's your hand grenade? - Haven't got any, sir. 42 00:06:36,683 --> 00:06:38,601 Give him a hand grenade. Go on. 43 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:45,232 Keep moving. Come along. Move forward. 44 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:47,318 Hurry it up. Come along. Hurry up. 45 00:06:47,402 --> 00:06:49,820 Pardon me, sir, but to work this - How do you - 46 00:06:49,905 --> 00:06:51,906 Pull the pin, count 10 and throw it. 47 00:07:03,877 --> 00:07:06,420 Let 'em have it! 48 00:07:17,723 --> 00:07:19,349 Hey, come on! 49 00:07:27,399 --> 00:07:29,400 Hey, this is no time to scratch. 50 00:07:33,739 --> 00:07:36,115 Here, pull yourself together. 51 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,700 Take this. 52 00:07:38,744 --> 00:07:40,036 Forward! 53 00:07:41,038 --> 00:07:43,498 Hey, you men! Fall in here! 54 00:07:43,582 --> 00:07:46,125 Hey, you, come on! Hurry it up there! 55 00:07:50,756 --> 00:07:52,465 Order! Arms! 56 00:07:53,551 --> 00:07:54,843 Ow! 57 00:07:54,927 --> 00:07:56,511 Prepare to attack! 58 00:07:56,595 --> 00:07:58,054 Forward! 59 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:12,944 Captain! 60 00:08:15,698 --> 00:08:17,282 Yoo-hoo! 61 00:08:22,121 --> 00:08:23,621 Capitán! 62 00:08:28,252 --> 00:08:29,752 Yoo-hoo! 63 00:08:39,638 --> 00:08:41,890 - There you are. - Huh? 64 00:08:41,974 --> 00:08:43,474 Hmm? 65 00:08:50,648 --> 00:08:52,232 Oh, excuse me! 66 00:08:52,317 --> 00:08:55,235 The enemy! Come on, fellas! Let's get him! 67 00:09:02,243 --> 00:09:04,661 Good afternoon, sir. May I come in? 68 00:09:04,746 --> 00:09:06,830 - Who is it? - Friend. 69 00:09:06,915 --> 00:09:08,582 Come in. 70 00:09:11,044 --> 00:09:12,419 - Sir. - What division? 71 00:09:12,503 --> 00:09:13,921 21 st Artillery, sir. 72 00:09:14,005 --> 00:09:15,923 Take this. Hold 'em off. And keep firing. 73 00:09:16,007 --> 00:09:18,008 - I'll be back in a moment. - Yes, sir. 74 00:09:35,276 --> 00:09:37,694 Help! Comrade, help! 75 00:09:43,868 --> 00:09:45,786 - What is it? - I'm exhausted. 76 00:09:45,870 --> 00:09:47,913 Quick! Help me to my plane! 77 00:09:47,997 --> 00:09:49,998 Yes, sir. 78 00:09:51,042 --> 00:09:52,668 - Thank you, my lad. - Steady. 79 00:09:52,752 --> 00:09:55,003 I'll see you get the Tomainian Cross for this. 80 00:09:55,088 --> 00:09:57,923 That's all right, sir. I'm only too willing to oblige. 81 00:10:06,057 --> 00:10:08,350 Oh, you saved my life. 82 00:10:08,434 --> 00:10:10,519 - Thank you. - I'll strap you in. 83 00:10:10,603 --> 00:10:12,771 I'm weak. I can't make it alone. 84 00:10:12,855 --> 00:10:14,815 - You'll have to stay with me. - All right, sir. 85 00:10:14,899 --> 00:10:17,192 - Can you fly a plane? - I can try. 86 00:10:19,237 --> 00:10:22,990 Quick! Lift my hand to the stick. I haven't the strength. 87 00:10:23,074 --> 00:10:26,159 - Take charge of that gun, Sergeant! - Yes, sir! 88 00:10:26,244 --> 00:10:29,787 The enemy! They're coming! Quick! Lift my hand to the throttle! 89 00:10:29,871 --> 00:10:32,915 We'll fool 'em! 90 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,355 - Here. Hold on to these dispatches. - Yes, sir. 91 00:10:56,440 --> 00:11:00,067 If we can deliver them to General Schmelloffel, Tomainia may yet win the day! 92 00:11:02,446 --> 00:11:05,197 - I think I'm going to faint. - Oh, don't say that. 93 00:11:05,282 --> 00:11:07,324 I'm sorry, old man. 94 00:11:07,409 --> 00:11:09,201 - Huh? - I'm sorry. 95 00:11:09,286 --> 00:11:11,287 Oh, wait - Please! Hey! 96 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,205 Hey, mister! 97 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,917 - Hey! - Where am I? 98 00:11:17,002 --> 00:11:19,211 - Don't you know me? - Oh, yes. Of course. 99 00:11:19,296 --> 00:11:20,880 - Of course. - Yes. 100 00:11:20,964 --> 00:11:23,049 Yes, I - I feel better now. 101 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:25,593 - Ah. - The blood's returning to my head. 102 00:11:25,677 --> 00:11:27,470 What's below? 103 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,555 - Looks like the sun. - The sun? 104 00:11:29,639 --> 00:11:32,349 - Seems to be shining upwards. - Strange. 105 00:11:32,434 --> 00:11:35,061 - How's the gas? - Terrible. It kept me awake all night. 106 00:11:35,145 --> 00:11:37,229 No, no, no! The gasoline in the tank! 107 00:11:37,314 --> 00:11:39,398 Oh. Almost empty. 108 00:11:39,483 --> 00:11:42,401 We must be nearly there. What time is it? 109 00:11:42,486 --> 00:11:43,861 Time? 110 00:11:43,945 --> 00:11:47,281 About, approximately, one minute to 12:00. 111 00:11:52,496 --> 00:11:53,996 Strange. 112 00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:56,916 Look at that. 113 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,709 Huh! Huh. 114 00:12:00,462 --> 00:12:03,172 Seem to be defying the laws of gravity. 115 00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:08,177 Hmm. 116 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,762 Water! 117 00:12:09,846 --> 00:12:11,262 - Huh? - Quick! I'm going to faint! 118 00:12:11,347 --> 00:12:13,640 Uh, wait a while. Wait a wh - 119 00:12:13,724 --> 00:12:16,810 You'll get - We'll get into trouble if you faint any more now. 120 00:12:16,894 --> 00:12:18,394 - Ohh. Ohh. - Now be careful. 121 00:12:18,479 --> 00:12:19,771 - Here now. Just hold it. - Quick. 122 00:12:19,855 --> 00:12:22,941 Hold it. Hold it. I think I can - We'll just see - 123 00:12:23,025 --> 00:12:25,401 Faint. Water. 124 00:12:27,488 --> 00:12:29,989 - What on - - Oh, water. 125 00:12:30,074 --> 00:12:32,450 - Here, take it! - Oh! Quick! 126 00:12:32,535 --> 00:12:34,619 - There's something wrong. - Oh! Ohh! 127 00:12:34,703 --> 00:12:36,496 Oh, I can't reach it. 128 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:39,207 Oh, water! Faint! 129 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,292 Ah! Oh, it's all gone! 130 00:12:41,377 --> 00:12:43,086 What's the matter? 131 00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:45,338 - This belt is too tight. - Well, loosen it. 132 00:12:45,422 --> 00:12:46,840 I'm trying to. 133 00:12:48,551 --> 00:12:50,468 We're upside down. 134 00:12:50,553 --> 00:12:52,470 - I know it. - Give me that stick! 135 00:12:52,555 --> 00:12:53,805 Impossible. 136 00:12:53,889 --> 00:12:55,765 Oh. There it goes. 137 00:12:55,850 --> 00:12:57,559 We're out of gas. 138 00:12:57,643 --> 00:13:00,645 Well, I suppose this is the end. 139 00:13:00,729 --> 00:13:02,564 - Cigarette? - Not now. 140 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,649 Then I shan't need this anymore. 141 00:13:04,733 --> 00:13:06,317 What month is it? 142 00:13:06,402 --> 00:13:07,735 April. 143 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:10,071 Spring in Tomainia. 144 00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:13,658 Hilda will be in the garden now tending the daffodils. 145 00:13:13,742 --> 00:13:16,327 How she loves daffodils. 146 00:13:16,412 --> 00:13:19,539 She would never cut them for fear of hurting them. 147 00:13:19,623 --> 00:13:23,251 It was like taking a life to cut a daffodil. 148 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:26,296 Sweet, gentle Hilda. 149 00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:34,053 A beautiful soul. 150 00:13:34,138 --> 00:13:36,222 And she loved animals. 151 00:13:36,307 --> 00:13:38,433 And little children too. 152 00:13:43,814 --> 00:13:45,982 We've landed! Dispatches! 153 00:13:46,066 --> 00:13:48,026 Comrade, where are you? 154 00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:49,444 Comrade! 155 00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:57,492 Comrade, the dispatches! Tell me, where are they? 156 00:14:00,538 --> 00:14:02,789 - Are you hurt? - Quick! Take me to General Schmelloffel! 157 00:14:02,874 --> 00:14:04,166 - What's that? - Hurry, man! 158 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:07,127 If I don't deliver these dispatches at once, we're defeated! 159 00:14:07,212 --> 00:14:08,629 - Well, the war's over. - What? 160 00:14:08,713 --> 00:14:10,505 - We lost. - Lost? 161 00:15:05,603 --> 00:15:07,020 Hynkel Party Takes Power! 162 00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:10,023 Meanwhile, the Jewish soldier, ex-barber, veteran of the World War... 163 00:15:10,108 --> 00:15:10,986 suffered a loss of memory 164 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,467 and remained an inmate of the soldier's hospital for many years. 165 00:15:13,528 --> 00:15:16,321 He was ignorant of the profound change that had come over Tomainia. 166 00:15:16,406 --> 00:15:19,074 Hynkel the dictator ruled the nation with an iron fist. 167 00:15:19,158 --> 00:15:21,743 Under the new emblem of the Double Cross liberty was banished... 168 00:15:21,828 --> 00:15:23,287 free speech was suppressed... 169 00:15:23,371 --> 00:15:25,497 and only the voice of Hynkel was heard. 170 00:15:30,336 --> 00:15:32,045 und ze sauerkraut! 171 00:15:48,437 --> 00:15:50,062 Baloney. 172 00:15:50,147 --> 00:15:53,149 Baloney - 173 00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:11,751 Adenoid Hynkel has just said... 174 00:16:11,835 --> 00:16:14,837 yesterday Tomainia was down, but today she has risen. 175 00:16:32,147 --> 00:16:34,357 Democratzy shtunk! 176 00:16:34,441 --> 00:16:36,150 Democracy is fragrant. 177 00:16:36,234 --> 00:16:38,152 Liberty shtunk! 178 00:16:38,236 --> 00:16:40,029 Liberty is odious. 179 00:16:40,113 --> 00:16:42,531 Free sprechen shtunk! 180 00:16:42,616 --> 00:16:45,034 Freedom of speech is objectionable. 181 00:16:48,413 --> 00:16:50,539 Tomainia has the greatest army in the world. 182 00:16:52,626 --> 00:16:54,543 The greatest navy in the world. 183 00:16:58,882 --> 00:17:01,300 But to remain great we must sacrifice. 184 00:17:04,679 --> 00:17:06,597 We must tighten our belts. 185 00:17:06,681 --> 00:17:07,973 Hail Hynkel! 186 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:21,152 Ah, Herring. Poopschen Herring. 187 00:17:21,237 --> 00:17:22,987 Bismarck Herring! 188 00:17:23,072 --> 00:17:26,241 The Phooey now speaks to the Field Marshal Herring, the minister of war. 189 00:17:28,828 --> 00:17:31,079 From the hearten... 190 00:17:33,165 --> 00:17:36,418 Und Garbitsch. Herr Garbitsch. 191 00:17:36,502 --> 00:17:39,421 He is now addressing Herr Garbitsch, Minister of the Interior. 192 00:17:39,505 --> 00:17:41,965 Herr Garbitsch. Ah. 193 00:17:42,049 --> 00:17:44,092 Herring shutten smelten fine from Garbitsch... 194 00:17:44,176 --> 00:17:46,594 und Garbitsch shutten smelten fine from Herring. 195 00:17:46,679 --> 00:17:49,305 Herring und Garbitsch. 196 00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:52,308 His Excellency recalls the struggles of his early days... 197 00:17:52,393 --> 00:17:54,769 shared by his two loyal comrades. 198 00:18:18,043 --> 00:18:20,753 Ah, und the Aryan... 199 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,338 und the Aryan maiden - 200 00:18:22,423 --> 00:18:24,340 Ah, the Aryan maiden. 201 00:18:24,425 --> 00:18:26,926 Ah, the delicatessen mit ze schoe... 202 00:18:27,011 --> 00:18:28,970 und the flaxen mit ze stress. 203 00:18:29,054 --> 00:18:30,805 Ach, und the Holstein... 204 00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:31,973 mit the muss. 205 00:18:32,057 --> 00:18:33,349 Ah, ze muss! 206 00:18:33,434 --> 00:18:35,643 Und der kinder Katzenjammer. 207 00:18:35,728 --> 00:18:38,730 The Katzenjammer mit the... 208 00:18:39,982 --> 00:18:43,151 Hail Soldiers for Hynkel! 209 00:18:53,787 --> 00:18:55,621 Zein the Aryan... 210 00:18:55,705 --> 00:18:57,206 und now der Juden. 211 00:18:59,626 --> 00:19:01,335 Der Juden! 212 00:19:01,419 --> 00:19:04,421 da sauerkraut mit the Juden. 213 00:19:14,516 --> 00:19:17,309 Und da strangulation mit da... 214 00:19:23,983 --> 00:19:25,817 Der Juden. 215 00:19:25,902 --> 00:19:28,820 Ohh, der Juden. 216 00:19:29,822 --> 00:19:32,282 His Excellency has just referred to the Jewish people. 217 00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:42,709 Und now... 218 00:19:54,347 --> 00:19:55,639 Europe... 219 00:19:55,723 --> 00:19:58,642 Blitzkrieg French... 220 00:19:58,726 --> 00:20:01,895 and final straff und en France... 221 00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:04,731 and straff mit eine Finland! 222 00:20:04,816 --> 00:20:07,276 Und mine straff mit Russia... 223 00:20:21,082 --> 00:20:22,499 Tomainia! 224 00:20:25,211 --> 00:20:27,129 In conclusion, the Phooey remarks... 225 00:20:27,213 --> 00:20:31,216 that for the rest of the world he has nothing but peace in his heart. 226 00:21:01,121 --> 00:21:03,706 We now pause for station identification. 227 00:21:03,790 --> 00:21:05,708 This is the Peri-mutuel Network... 228 00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:08,210 bringing you direct from Tomainia Adenoid Hynkel's address... 229 00:21:08,295 --> 00:21:10,212 to the sons and daughters of the Double Cross. 230 00:21:10,297 --> 00:21:12,279 The English Interpreter is Heinrich Schtick, 231 00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,240 Adenoid Hynkel's personal translator... 232 00:21:14,301 --> 00:21:16,719 who is apparently reading from a prepared manuscript. 233 00:21:16,803 --> 00:21:18,721 Stand by for further commentary. 234 00:21:18,805 --> 00:21:20,598 Go ahead, Tomainia. 235 00:21:20,682 --> 00:21:23,351 His Excellency is about to descend the stairs. 236 00:21:29,483 --> 00:21:32,276 Ach! Ohh! Your Excellency! 237 00:21:32,361 --> 00:21:34,487 Are you hurt? Oh! 238 00:21:34,571 --> 00:21:37,156 Straff! Straff da fluten flavin da cheesen cracken! 239 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:38,783 Da fluten da banana! 240 00:21:38,867 --> 00:21:40,785 Da banana! 241 00:21:45,916 --> 00:21:47,500 - Da banana! - Da bitte booben! 242 00:21:49,836 --> 00:21:51,837 - Banana! - Banana! 243 00:21:51,922 --> 00:21:55,424 - Dein big booben! - Cheesen crackers! 244 00:21:55,509 --> 00:21:56,926 Banana. 245 00:22:03,475 --> 00:22:05,393 Inside, da booben. 246 00:22:05,477 --> 00:22:07,978 You ride in the other car. 247 00:22:12,442 --> 00:22:14,110 Thank you, children. 248 00:22:16,029 --> 00:22:17,947 His Excellency seems well pleased... 249 00:22:18,030 --> 00:22:22,534 as he's greeted by a committee of Tomainian children and their mothers. 250 00:22:22,618 --> 00:22:25,829 Now he pauses before a woman with a child. 251 00:22:28,207 --> 00:22:30,041 Camera. 252 00:22:30,126 --> 00:22:32,043 Even the baby is thrilled... 253 00:22:32,128 --> 00:22:34,754 and seems all smiles at His Excellency's attention. 254 00:22:57,361 --> 00:22:59,404 Hail Hynkel! 255 00:22:59,488 --> 00:23:01,823 His Excellency leaves the scene of his triumph... 256 00:23:01,907 --> 00:23:04,826 and will return to the palace along Hynkelstrasse, the avenue of culture... 257 00:23:04,910 --> 00:23:07,162 where he will pass Tomainia's modern masterpieces... 258 00:23:07,246 --> 00:23:09,748 The Venus of Today and The Thinker of Tomorrow. 259 00:23:18,716 --> 00:23:20,091 - How was it? - The speech? 260 00:23:20,176 --> 00:23:22,343 - Yes. - Oh, very good. 261 00:23:22,428 --> 00:23:25,680 Thought your reference to the Jews might have been a little more violent. 262 00:23:25,765 --> 00:23:28,516 - What? - You've got to rouse the people's anger. 263 00:23:28,601 --> 00:23:29,727 At this time, 264 00:23:29,752 --> 00:23:33,128 violence against the Jews might take the public's mind off its stomach. 265 00:23:33,189 --> 00:23:35,106 Hmm. Perhaps you're right. 266 00:23:35,191 --> 00:23:37,776 Things have been quiet in the ghetto lately. 267 00:24:01,549 --> 00:24:03,467 Good morning, Mr. Jaeckel. 268 00:24:03,551 --> 00:24:05,219 What's good about it? 269 00:24:05,303 --> 00:24:07,304 Well, conditions could be worse. 270 00:24:07,388 --> 00:24:10,808 If you think they could be worse, you have a great imagination. 271 00:24:10,892 --> 00:24:13,101 Aha. You heard Hynkel's speech. 272 00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:16,438 I heard nothing. I've got my own troubles. 273 00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:19,441 Well, you're better off than a lot of other people. 274 00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:22,820 - What have you heard from the barber? - Still in the hospital. 275 00:24:22,904 --> 00:24:25,572 Aye. Ever since the war he's been there. 276 00:24:25,657 --> 00:24:26,907 Yep. 277 00:24:26,991 --> 00:24:29,618 Why don't you try and rent his barbershop for him? 278 00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:31,662 He won't let me. 279 00:24:31,746 --> 00:24:34,498 Every few weeks he writes to say he's coming back. 280 00:24:34,582 --> 00:24:37,668 It seems a pity it should be idle all these years. 281 00:24:37,752 --> 00:24:39,670 Well, why worry? 282 00:24:39,754 --> 00:24:42,840 With the taxes the government will soon take it away from him. 283 00:24:42,924 --> 00:24:44,633 Aye, perhaps you're right. 284 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,844 It isn't such a good morning after all. 285 00:24:46,928 --> 00:24:48,929 Now you said it. 286 00:24:49,931 --> 00:24:52,683 - Hannah. - Yes, Mr. Jaeckel? 287 00:24:52,767 --> 00:24:55,686 On the mantelpiece you'll find my tobacco pouch. 288 00:24:55,770 --> 00:24:58,063 - Will you get it? - All right, Mr. Jaeckel. 289 00:24:58,147 --> 00:25:01,191 Yeah, seems everyone is full of troubles. 290 00:25:01,276 --> 00:25:03,026 Ah, everyone. 291 00:25:03,111 --> 00:25:05,028 Look at Hannah, poor girl. 292 00:25:05,113 --> 00:25:07,531 A hard worker. Can't get a job. 293 00:25:07,615 --> 00:25:11,076 Father was killed in the war. Mother died last year. 294 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:14,705 Can't earn enough to pay the rent for her room. What can I do? 295 00:25:14,789 --> 00:25:16,790 I can't throw her out. 296 00:25:25,174 --> 00:25:27,759 - You'll need some more tobacco. - Where are you going? 297 00:25:27,844 --> 00:25:29,595 I'm delivering Mrs. Shoemaker's laundry. 298 00:25:29,679 --> 00:25:32,014 Oh, you'd better take the key. 299 00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:34,433 Mrs. Jaeckel and myself are going out. 300 00:25:34,517 --> 00:25:36,435 I'm locking up all the doors... 301 00:25:36,519 --> 00:25:39,521 in case the storm troopers will start their monkey business again. 302 00:26:01,335 --> 00:26:03,502 Look, fellas! Tomatoes! 303 00:26:03,587 --> 00:26:05,087 And potatoes! 304 00:26:07,591 --> 00:26:09,675 I think I'll take a box home. 305 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:13,012 Mister, please, please. 306 00:26:13,096 --> 00:26:15,264 Hey, fellas, the truck! 307 00:26:15,349 --> 00:26:17,850 Hold it there, will ya! 308 00:26:19,436 --> 00:26:21,354 You have no right to do this. 309 00:26:21,438 --> 00:26:24,357 That's all right. Just charge it to my account. 310 00:26:26,902 --> 00:26:28,819 Nice, ripe tomatoes, boys! 311 00:26:28,904 --> 00:26:33,282 Why don't some of you do something? I wish I was a man. I'd show ya. 312 00:26:33,367 --> 00:26:35,618 Now what would you do, my pretty maid? 313 00:26:35,702 --> 00:26:37,078 Ah, you're very brave all together, 314 00:26:37,103 --> 00:26:39,396 but not one of ya got guts to stand up alone and fight. 315 00:26:39,456 --> 00:26:41,874 - Aw, shut up! - Is that why you got a truck? 316 00:26:41,959 --> 00:26:43,544 To run away in case somebody hits you back? 317 00:26:43,569 --> 00:26:44,901 Shut up, or we'll take you down. 318 00:26:44,962 --> 00:26:47,880 All right, come on and take me. You'll get a lot of medals for it. 319 00:26:47,965 --> 00:26:50,800 That's all you can do is to pick on women and rob defenseless people. 320 00:26:50,884 --> 00:26:54,303 Aw, don't rob the poor girl, boys. Give her back her tomatoes. 321 00:26:54,388 --> 00:26:55,888 Here! 322 00:27:33,676 --> 00:27:37,345 Oh, I'll have to do it all over again. 323 00:27:39,598 --> 00:27:41,141 Pigs. 324 00:27:44,770 --> 00:27:47,439 - Send in patient 33. - Yes, sir. 325 00:27:47,523 --> 00:27:49,107 Here's an interesting case. 326 00:27:49,191 --> 00:27:51,276 Amnesia. Jewish soldier. 327 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:54,696 Been here since the war. Has an idea he's been here only a few weeks. 328 00:27:54,780 --> 00:27:56,990 Has he any idea what's happened in the meantime? 329 00:27:57,074 --> 00:27:58,491 Not the least. 330 00:27:58,576 --> 00:28:00,932 His one interest seems to be in his barbershop, 331 00:28:00,957 --> 00:28:03,312 which he believes he left only a few weeks ago. 332 00:28:03,372 --> 00:28:05,790 Poor devil. He'll have many surprises waiting for him. 333 00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:08,126 I'm afraid so. 334 00:28:08,210 --> 00:28:10,211 - Yes? - Number 33 is gone. 335 00:28:10,296 --> 00:28:12,213 Gone? But he was to be examined. 336 00:28:12,298 --> 00:28:15,216 - I know, sir, but he disappeared. - Disappeared? 337 00:28:15,301 --> 00:28:18,553 Well, let him go. It isn't a serious case. 338 00:28:18,637 --> 00:28:21,139 Besides, there's little more we can do for him. 339 00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:47,724 Hey, go on. Beat it up there. 340 00:29:47,809 --> 00:29:50,144 Come on! Get outta - You! Go on! 341 00:30:15,003 --> 00:30:17,337 What do you think you're doing? 342 00:30:17,422 --> 00:30:20,174 - I really don't know. - Well, you leave that alone. 343 00:30:21,426 --> 00:30:23,635 - Don't be silly. - I'm not silly! 344 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,137 I appreciate that. 345 00:30:25,221 --> 00:30:27,598 When you talk to me, hail Hynkel and salute. 346 00:30:27,682 --> 00:30:29,183 Who are you anyway? 347 00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:33,103 I'll show you who I am. 348 00:30:33,188 --> 00:30:34,855 Come down to headquarters. 349 00:30:34,939 --> 00:30:37,858 - Say, that's my shop! - I don't care if it is or not. 350 00:30:37,942 --> 00:30:40,694 - You leave me alone! - Oh! Gonna put up a fight, are ya? 351 00:30:40,778 --> 00:30:43,864 Come on down, pal. I'll show you. 352 00:30:43,948 --> 00:30:46,365 Now let me tell you something - 353 00:30:49,536 --> 00:30:52,622 Are you a policeman? Arrest that man for assault. 354 00:30:52,706 --> 00:30:54,624 - Come here, you! - Leave me alone! 355 00:30:54,708 --> 00:30:57,251 Attacking a storm trooper, huh? 356 00:30:57,336 --> 00:30:59,003 - Take him down! - You'll hear from my lawyer! 357 00:30:59,087 --> 00:31:01,714 - Come on, you little - - Why, you - 358 00:31:01,798 --> 00:31:04,842 Turn him around! 359 00:31:05,886 --> 00:31:07,220 He bit my finger! 360 00:31:41,463 --> 00:31:42,713 Pardon. 361 00:31:58,647 --> 00:32:01,148 Oh, I'm sorry, mister. I didn't mean to hit you. 362 00:32:01,233 --> 00:32:03,192 You were wonderful. I enjoyed that. 363 00:32:03,277 --> 00:32:04,956 But don't stand there. You'd better beat it. 364 00:32:04,981 --> 00:32:06,136 No, I'll call a policeman. 365 00:32:06,196 --> 00:32:07,822 - No, no, don't do that. - Why not? 366 00:32:07,906 --> 00:32:09,615 You crazy? 367 00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:11,617 - Look out. There's more coming. - More what? 368 00:32:11,702 --> 00:32:13,411 Wait a minute! 369 00:32:19,209 --> 00:32:21,043 Come in here! 370 00:32:23,547 --> 00:32:26,464 What's wrong with you? There's no use being foolhardy. 371 00:32:26,549 --> 00:32:28,216 - Who? - Shh! 372 00:32:32,054 --> 00:32:33,930 Stop the car! 373 00:32:35,599 --> 00:32:38,476 Hello! What's this? Who hit you? 374 00:32:38,561 --> 00:32:40,668 I don't know. I think there were a gang of 'em. 375 00:32:40,693 --> 00:32:42,755 Here, you'd better go along, get fixed up. 376 00:32:42,815 --> 00:32:44,441 We'll investigate later. 377 00:32:44,525 --> 00:32:46,776 - What time is it? - Come on. Get in. 378 00:32:55,494 --> 00:32:56,828 I don't see what is - 379 00:33:07,006 --> 00:33:09,174 It's all right now. They've gone. 380 00:33:09,258 --> 00:33:10,842 Thanks, mister. 381 00:33:10,926 --> 00:33:13,053 That did me a lot of good. 382 00:33:15,681 --> 00:33:18,516 You sure got nerve, the way you fought back. 383 00:33:18,601 --> 00:33:21,311 That's what we should all do - fight back. 384 00:33:21,395 --> 00:33:24,814 We can't fight alone, but we can lick 'em together. 385 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,526 We didn't do so bad, did we? 386 00:33:28,611 --> 00:33:30,320 So long. 387 00:33:47,630 --> 00:33:49,130 Oh, excuse me. 388 00:33:49,215 --> 00:33:52,217 You're the barber, the one that was in the hospital. 389 00:33:52,301 --> 00:33:56,513 Mr. Jaeckel's often talked about you. We didn't think you were ever coming back. 390 00:33:56,597 --> 00:33:58,390 Huh? 391 00:33:58,474 --> 00:34:00,892 But the storm troopers, they'll be looking for ya. 392 00:34:00,976 --> 00:34:02,227 Storm troopers? 393 00:34:02,311 --> 00:34:05,522 You'd better hide. Wait. I'll get the key to the cellar. 394 00:34:13,613 --> 00:34:15,823 - Is this the man? - That's him. 395 00:34:16,616 --> 00:34:18,075 Hail Hynkel. 396 00:34:18,159 --> 00:34:19,326 Who's he? 397 00:34:19,994 --> 00:34:23,080 Don't fool with me. I said, hail Hynkel! 398 00:34:23,164 --> 00:34:25,332 - All right. - Put out your hands. 399 00:34:25,417 --> 00:34:28,669 Just a moment. We won't put 'em on here. Bring him outside. 400 00:34:28,753 --> 00:34:31,171 Yes. Come on, you. Come on! 401 00:34:32,757 --> 00:34:35,759 Before we take you down you'll finish this. Here. 402 00:34:37,470 --> 00:34:38,846 Go on. Paint that. 403 00:34:39,431 --> 00:34:41,181 Why, you - 404 00:34:52,944 --> 00:34:54,778 That's him! 405 00:35:17,844 --> 00:35:20,095 Wait a minute, boys! Wait a minute! 406 00:35:20,180 --> 00:35:22,639 I've got an idea. A bright idea. 407 00:35:22,724 --> 00:35:25,058 Sure! That's it! 408 00:35:32,942 --> 00:35:37,321 - And... give it the works! - Heave ho! 409 00:35:39,115 --> 00:35:40,824 Wait a minute! Commander Schultz! 410 00:35:41,576 --> 00:35:42,951 Attention! 411 00:35:46,789 --> 00:35:48,581 First in command. 412 00:35:49,875 --> 00:35:51,918 - Yes, sir. - What the - 413 00:35:52,002 --> 00:35:53,920 Second in command. 414 00:35:55,130 --> 00:35:57,006 - Yes, sir. - Oh, never mind. 415 00:35:57,090 --> 00:35:58,341 - You! - Yes, sir. 416 00:35:58,425 --> 00:36:00,968 What the devil goes on here? And who told you to hang people from lampposts? 417 00:36:01,053 --> 00:36:01,710 No one, sir. 418 00:36:01,735 --> 00:36:03,703 My orders were to keep these streets tidy. 419 00:36:03,764 --> 00:36:06,224 - What was the trouble? - A Jew was attacking storm troopers, sir. 420 00:36:06,308 --> 00:36:08,351 - Where is he? - There. 421 00:36:08,435 --> 00:36:10,102 Break ranks. 422 00:36:12,356 --> 00:36:15,483 Oh, so there you are. Stand him up. 423 00:36:16,151 --> 00:36:17,818 Get up. 424 00:36:23,408 --> 00:36:24,575 You! 425 00:36:25,577 --> 00:36:27,703 - Don't you remember me? - Huh? 426 00:36:27,788 --> 00:36:29,705 The war. You saved my life. 427 00:36:29,790 --> 00:36:32,083 - Me? - Strange. 428 00:36:32,167 --> 00:36:34,710 And I always thought of you as an Aryan. 429 00:36:34,795 --> 00:36:36,754 - I'm a vegetarian. - Well, don't you remember? 430 00:36:36,838 --> 00:36:39,799 The enemy tried to capture us, but we got away in my plane. 431 00:36:39,883 --> 00:36:41,300 Plane? 432 00:36:41,385 --> 00:36:43,970 And then we crashed. 433 00:36:44,054 --> 00:36:45,721 Cra - 434 00:36:48,308 --> 00:36:50,309 Oh, yes. 435 00:36:50,394 --> 00:36:52,061 Now I remember. 436 00:36:53,647 --> 00:36:56,190 - Well, how are you? - What has my friend done? 437 00:36:56,275 --> 00:36:58,693 Our men were painting his windows, Commander, and he resisted. 438 00:36:58,777 --> 00:37:00,778 Any brave man would resist. 439 00:37:00,862 --> 00:37:03,781 - I'm sorry this occurred. - Oh. No harm. 440 00:37:03,865 --> 00:37:06,951 I'm sure that in the future you will not be molested again. 441 00:37:07,035 --> 00:37:10,496 However, if you or your friends are ever in any trouble, I hope you'll let me know. 442 00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:14,709 Who did that? 443 00:37:14,793 --> 00:37:17,837 Oh. One of my friends. 444 00:37:18,964 --> 00:37:21,299 Oh. Of course. 445 00:37:27,514 --> 00:37:30,432 Hynkel's palace was the center of a gigantic enterprise... 446 00:37:30,516 --> 00:37:33,435 an enterprise that would build the world's greatest war machine. 447 00:37:33,519 --> 00:37:36,438 Behind this undertaking was the dynamic energy of Adenoid Hynkel... 448 00:37:36,522 --> 00:37:38,440 whose amazing genius ran the entire nation... 449 00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:42,527 whose ceaseless activity kept him busily occupied every moment of the day. 450 00:37:46,782 --> 00:37:48,283 Hup! 451 00:38:10,222 --> 00:38:11,848 Marshal Herring is waiting, Your Excellency. 452 00:38:11,932 --> 00:38:13,224 Enough. 453 00:38:15,353 --> 00:38:16,603 Hail Hynkel. 454 00:38:16,687 --> 00:38:19,272 Your Excellency, I believe we've got something now. 455 00:38:19,357 --> 00:38:22,651 A bulletproof uniform. Material as light as silk. 456 00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:23,475 Where is it? 457 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:25,719 I've arranged for a demonstration in the anteroom. 458 00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:27,781 It will only take two minutes. 459 00:38:28,783 --> 00:38:30,450 I can spare one. 460 00:38:34,789 --> 00:38:37,332 - Professor Herr Kibitzen! - Hail Hynkel! 461 00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:39,959 Your Excellency, actions speak louder than words. 462 00:38:40,044 --> 00:38:43,463 - A bulletproof uniform! - And 100% perfect! 463 00:38:45,091 --> 00:38:46,549 Shoot. 464 00:38:52,098 --> 00:38:53,682 Far from perfect. 465 00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:33,429 Zevell! 466 00:39:36,391 --> 00:39:38,809 - My secretary. Where is she? - In the outer office, Your Excellency. 467 00:39:38,893 --> 00:39:40,227 - Call her. - Yes, sir. 468 00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:50,821 Hail Hynkel. 469 00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:54,158 Take a letter. 470 00:40:08,715 --> 00:40:10,215 No! No, no! 471 00:40:19,684 --> 00:40:21,351 - Hello? - This is Field Marshal Herring. 472 00:40:21,436 --> 00:40:23,937 I'm in the Tower Room. We've got something marvelous. 473 00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:26,023 All right. I shall be up. 474 00:40:42,123 --> 00:40:43,791 - What is it? - A parachute. 475 00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:47,461 The most compact in the world. Worn like an ordinary hat. 476 00:40:49,631 --> 00:40:51,631 It will open in 25 feet. 477 00:40:51,715 --> 00:40:53,716 Demonstrate, Professor. 478 00:41:01,558 --> 00:41:02,975 Hail Hynkel! 479 00:41:13,487 --> 00:41:16,989 Herring, why do you waste my time like this? 480 00:41:28,710 --> 00:41:30,211 Send Garbitsch here. 481 00:41:40,430 --> 00:41:43,015 Herr Garbitsch is waiting, Your Excellency. 482 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:44,767 Enough. 483 00:41:48,564 --> 00:41:49,981 Hail Hynkel. 484 00:41:50,065 --> 00:41:52,066 Garbitsch, what's the meaning of this, these appropriations? 485 00:41:52,150 --> 00:41:53,179 25 million for prison camps 486 00:41:53,204 --> 00:41:55,719 when we need every penny for the manufacturing of munitions. 487 00:41:55,779 --> 00:41:58,197 - We've had to make a few arrests. - A few? How many? 488 00:41:58,282 --> 00:41:59,949 Nothing astronomical. Five or ten thousand. 489 00:42:00,033 --> 00:42:01,534 - Oh. - A day. 490 00:42:01,618 --> 00:42:03,703 - A day? - Just a few dissenters, that's all. 491 00:42:03,787 --> 00:42:06,914 - What do they dissent about? - The working hours. The cut in wages. 492 00:42:06,999 --> 00:42:10,626 Chiefly, the synthetic food - the quality of the sawdust in the bread. 493 00:42:10,711 --> 00:42:14,463 What more do they want? It's from the finest lumber our mills can supply. 494 00:42:16,925 --> 00:42:19,552 Nevertheless, the condition is getting dangerous. 495 00:42:19,636 --> 00:42:21,554 The people are overworked. They need diversion. 496 00:42:21,638 --> 00:42:22,889 The people? Bah! 497 00:42:22,973 --> 00:42:26,183 We might go a little further with the Jews. Burn down some of their houses. 498 00:42:26,268 --> 00:42:29,061 Spectacular assault on the ghetto now might prove diverting. 499 00:42:29,146 --> 00:42:32,231 We must do something more dramatic. Now is the time to invade Osterlich. 500 00:42:32,316 --> 00:42:34,733 - How soon can we be ready? - According to Herring, three months. 501 00:42:34,817 --> 00:42:38,278 I can't wait that long. Besides, Napaloni's army might invade Osterlich before me. 502 00:42:38,362 --> 00:42:39,738 We must strike now. 503 00:42:39,822 --> 00:42:41,865 In that case, we should require foreign capital. 504 00:42:41,949 --> 00:42:44,743 - Borrow it. Borrow it. - The bankers have all refused. 505 00:42:44,827 --> 00:42:47,704 But wait. There's one man who might make us a loan - Epstein. 506 00:42:47,788 --> 00:42:50,040 Epstein? He's a Jew, isn't he? 507 00:42:50,124 --> 00:42:51,917 - Yes. - Hmm. 508 00:42:52,001 --> 00:42:55,503 Well, let's be big about it. We'll borrow the money from Epstein. 509 00:42:56,672 --> 00:43:00,091 It might be difficult in view of our policy towards his people. 510 00:43:00,176 --> 00:43:02,510 Very well then. We'll change our policy towards his people. 511 00:43:02,595 --> 00:43:06,264 Tell Commander Schultz that in future all persecution of the Jews must cease... 512 00:43:06,349 --> 00:43:09,726 at least until we've negotiated this loan. 513 00:43:15,942 --> 00:43:17,525 I don't understand it. 514 00:43:17,610 --> 00:43:19,986 The whole ghetto is so quiet now. 515 00:43:20,071 --> 00:43:23,114 You can't imagine what was going on while you were away. 516 00:43:23,199 --> 00:43:25,784 Oh, this Hynkel business. 517 00:43:25,868 --> 00:43:29,704 You weren't here. You were in the hospital, unconscious. 518 00:43:29,789 --> 00:43:32,916 Believe me, you don't appreciate what a good time you were having. 519 00:43:34,710 --> 00:43:37,796 Well, if things get worse we can go to Osterlich. 520 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:39,881 That's still a free country. 521 00:43:39,966 --> 00:43:42,801 Sooner or later we'll have to go. 522 00:43:42,885 --> 00:43:44,803 - Excuse me. - Anyway... 523 00:43:44,887 --> 00:43:47,013 it's nice to see you back. 524 00:43:47,098 --> 00:43:49,015 It's like the old days again, eh? 525 00:43:49,100 --> 00:43:51,643 - Yes. - How's business? 526 00:43:51,727 --> 00:43:53,687 Very slow. Very slow. 527 00:43:55,147 --> 00:43:58,316 Trouble is, the men are all in concentration camps. 528 00:43:58,401 --> 00:44:01,152 You should go in for fixing up the women. 529 00:44:01,237 --> 00:44:03,238 Nice money in the beauty parlor business. 530 00:44:03,322 --> 00:44:06,241 You know anything about it? 531 00:44:07,410 --> 00:44:09,160 Huh? 532 00:44:09,245 --> 00:44:10,996 Me? No. 533 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,039 Well, you can learn. 534 00:44:13,124 --> 00:44:14,623 You can practice on Hannah. 535 00:44:14,708 --> 00:44:16,375 Yes! 536 00:44:16,459 --> 00:44:19,378 Of course. Hannah, get up in that chair. 537 00:44:19,462 --> 00:44:21,380 We are going to make you look beautiful. 538 00:44:21,464 --> 00:44:23,132 Beautiful? What for? 539 00:44:23,216 --> 00:44:25,759 He's going to practice on you for a beauty parlor. 540 00:44:28,513 --> 00:44:30,931 You're not gonna put mud on my face, are you? 541 00:44:31,016 --> 00:44:33,350 Ah, we are going to take some off. 542 00:44:35,270 --> 00:44:36,979 Make me look beautiful? 543 00:44:37,063 --> 00:44:39,690 Sure. We can't make you look any worse. 544 00:44:42,110 --> 00:44:42,923 Hannah! 545 00:44:42,948 --> 00:44:45,386 Oh, there's Mrs. Shoemaker for the laundry. 546 00:44:45,447 --> 00:44:47,489 That's all right. I'll give it to her. 547 00:44:47,574 --> 00:44:50,325 - You sit here and enjoy yourself. - What? 548 00:44:50,410 --> 00:44:54,079 I know. I've seen you making eyes. 549 00:44:56,082 --> 00:44:59,460 Don't pay any attention to Mr. Jaeckel. 550 00:45:02,130 --> 00:45:04,715 - I like your shop since we fixed it up. - Mm-hmm. 551 00:45:05,967 --> 00:45:08,052 I wish I had a business like this. 552 00:45:08,136 --> 00:45:10,512 There's no future in housework. 553 00:45:10,597 --> 00:45:13,515 Maybe if I save my money I can have a barbershop someday. 554 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,893 But I can never save. 555 00:45:15,977 --> 00:45:19,271 Money slips through my fingers like that. 556 00:45:19,355 --> 00:45:22,566 Trouble is, I've always lived up to every penny I've earned. 557 00:45:22,650 --> 00:45:26,320 Why shouldn't I? You're here today and gone tomorrow. And then where are you? 558 00:45:28,073 --> 00:45:30,199 - Do you believe in God? - Well - 559 00:45:30,283 --> 00:45:34,119 I do. But if there wasn't one, would you live any different? 560 00:45:34,204 --> 00:45:38,373 I wouldn't. Life could be wonderful if people'd leave you alone. 561 00:45:39,375 --> 00:45:41,418 Things are looking brighter now. 562 00:45:41,503 --> 00:45:45,172 Maybe you're the reason, saving Commander Schultz's life. 563 00:45:45,256 --> 00:45:49,384 Funny how they've left us alone lately. Seems too good to be true. 564 00:45:56,350 --> 00:45:58,267 Do you ever daydream? 565 00:45:58,352 --> 00:45:59,685 I do. 566 00:46:00,687 --> 00:46:04,524 That's the only time I'm really happy - dreaming. 567 00:46:04,608 --> 00:46:06,109 Back. 568 00:46:08,403 --> 00:46:12,448 Sometimes I get so carried away I don't know what I'm doing. Aren't you like that? 569 00:46:14,493 --> 00:46:16,619 - Do you know we're very much alike? - Are we? 570 00:46:16,703 --> 00:46:18,287 Yeah. We're both absentminded. 571 00:46:18,372 --> 00:46:19,997 - You think so? - Yes. 572 00:46:24,044 --> 00:46:26,379 - I like absentminded people. - Mm-hmm. 573 00:46:31,218 --> 00:46:33,469 Do you know the story about the man that put his watch in boiling water... 574 00:46:33,554 --> 00:46:34,971 and held the egg in his hand? 575 00:46:35,055 --> 00:46:36,806 No! 576 00:46:36,890 --> 00:46:39,350 Very good. 577 00:46:43,272 --> 00:46:45,189 They say all great men are absentminded. 578 00:46:45,274 --> 00:46:48,109 It's a sign they're smart. 579 00:46:48,193 --> 00:46:50,194 My folks didn't think so. 580 00:46:53,198 --> 00:46:55,825 Of course there's an excuse for you. You were injured in the war. 581 00:46:55,909 --> 00:46:58,578 I was born that way. 582 00:47:06,545 --> 00:47:08,462 Wonder why women never grow whiskers. 583 00:47:08,547 --> 00:47:10,339 Hmm? What? 584 00:47:10,424 --> 00:47:11,924 I s - 585 00:47:14,928 --> 00:47:16,929 What - 586 00:47:18,140 --> 00:47:20,808 - Oh, my! - Isn't that foolish of me! 587 00:47:20,893 --> 00:47:23,561 I could kick myself in the shins, I could. 588 00:47:24,771 --> 00:47:26,939 I'll give you a shampoo. 589 00:47:27,024 --> 00:47:28,524 That's good. 590 00:47:34,615 --> 00:47:35,948 Voilà. 591 00:47:40,119 --> 00:47:41,786 Gee. 592 00:47:42,830 --> 00:47:44,623 Ain't I cute! 593 00:47:47,084 --> 00:47:48,627 How'd you do it? 594 00:47:50,588 --> 00:47:53,215 - You should try it on yourself. - Huh? 595 00:47:53,299 --> 00:47:55,800 If you were fixed up, you'd look handsome. 596 00:47:55,885 --> 00:47:57,761 - Yes? - Yes! 597 00:47:59,805 --> 00:48:01,056 No. 598 00:48:01,140 --> 00:48:03,850 Four pecks a pound! New potatoes! 599 00:48:03,935 --> 00:48:07,145 There's the potato man. I have to go. 600 00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:12,984 Potatoes! 601 00:48:13,069 --> 00:48:14,736 One, please! 602 00:48:20,910 --> 00:48:24,037 Take it easy there. 603 00:48:25,331 --> 00:48:27,332 Well, did you hurt yourself? 604 00:48:32,838 --> 00:48:35,090 - Careful next time. - Here's another one. 605 00:48:39,011 --> 00:48:40,887 How do you do? 606 00:48:48,771 --> 00:48:52,440 Something's happened. I know it. The storm troopers, they helped me up. 607 00:48:53,484 --> 00:48:55,902 Wouldn't it be wonderful if they stopped hating us... 608 00:48:55,987 --> 00:48:59,614 if they'd leave us alone and let us go about our business like we used to. 609 00:48:59,699 --> 00:49:03,201 Wouldn't it be wonderful if we didn't have to leave and go to another country? 610 00:49:03,286 --> 00:49:04,662 I don't want to go away. 611 00:49:04,687 --> 00:49:08,355 With all the hardship and the persecution, I love it here. 612 00:49:08,416 --> 00:49:11,001 Perhaps we don't have to go. 613 00:49:11,085 --> 00:49:14,921 Wouldn't it be wonderful if they'd let us live and be happy again? 614 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,917 Period. 615 00:49:58,757 --> 00:50:00,257 Danke schoen. 616 00:50:05,847 --> 00:50:07,348 Ah. 617 00:50:23,448 --> 00:50:26,075 Nothing works! Not a decent pen! Not even a sharp pencil! 618 00:50:26,159 --> 00:50:29,661 I'm surrounded by nothing but incompetent, stupid, sterile stenographers! 619 00:50:29,746 --> 00:50:32,247 - I'll get you a pen. - Don't bother. 620 00:50:32,332 --> 00:50:34,249 I won't send it. 621 00:50:34,334 --> 00:50:36,335 Get out! Get out! Get out! 622 00:50:41,633 --> 00:50:46,136 We've just discovered the most wonderful, the most marvelous poison gas! 623 00:50:47,555 --> 00:50:50,057 It will kill everybody! 624 00:50:50,141 --> 00:50:52,393 All right, later, later, later. 625 00:50:52,477 --> 00:50:54,395 B-76 to see Herr Herring. 626 00:50:54,479 --> 00:50:55,896 - Who's that? - A lady. 627 00:50:55,980 --> 00:50:58,190 - My secret agent. - Hmm. 628 00:50:58,274 --> 00:51:00,733 Your secret agent. Tell her to come here. 629 00:51:00,818 --> 00:51:02,443 Have B-76 come right in. 630 00:51:03,445 --> 00:51:04,862 Hail Hynkel. 631 00:51:04,947 --> 00:51:06,583 Oh, Garbitsch, what do you hear from Epstein? 632 00:51:06,608 --> 00:51:07,389 Most encouraging. 633 00:51:07,449 --> 00:51:10,111 Our agent reports that all the board of directors are Aryans, 634 00:51:10,136 --> 00:51:11,852 so the loan is bound to go through. 635 00:51:11,912 --> 00:51:14,288 - Good. - Hail Hynkel. 636 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,501 Come here. 637 00:51:21,296 --> 00:51:21,953 Well? 638 00:51:21,978 --> 00:51:23,947 The men are planning a strike at the arms factory. 639 00:51:24,007 --> 00:51:26,342 - Who's the leader? - There were five of them. 640 00:51:26,427 --> 00:51:29,595 - Have them shot. - They were, Your Excellency. 641 00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:31,556 Oh. Hmm. 642 00:51:32,349 --> 00:51:34,141 How many do you say were going on strike? 643 00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:35,876 The whole factory... 3,000 of them. 644 00:51:35,936 --> 00:51:39,063 Have them all shot. I don't want any of my workers dissatisfied. 645 00:51:39,148 --> 00:51:41,315 But, Your Excellency, these men are skilled craftsmen. 646 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:44,360 Why not let them work till they can train others, then shoot them? 647 00:51:44,445 --> 00:51:46,112 We cannot afford to be lenient! 648 00:51:46,196 --> 00:51:48,739 The whole rhythm of production will be affected if you shoot them now. 649 00:51:48,824 --> 00:51:51,576 "Rhythm of production." All right, have your rhythms. 650 00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:53,882 You may instruct your operatives to spare the strikers 651 00:51:53,907 --> 00:51:55,562 and permit them to return to work... 652 00:51:55,622 --> 00:51:57,707 but to mark them for future reference. 653 00:51:58,709 --> 00:52:00,501 That is my department. I'll attend to that. 654 00:52:00,586 --> 00:52:02,211 This way, madam. 655 00:52:06,967 --> 00:52:10,720 Strange. These strike leaders - they're all brunettes. Not a blonde amongst them. 656 00:52:10,804 --> 00:52:12,763 Brunettes are troublemakers. They're worse than the Jews. 657 00:52:12,848 --> 00:52:14,307 Then wipe them out. 658 00:52:14,391 --> 00:52:16,684 Doucement. Not so fast. 659 00:52:16,768 --> 00:52:19,562 We get rid of the Jews first. Then concentrate on the brunettes. 660 00:52:19,646 --> 00:52:23,107 We shall never have peace until we have a pure Aryan race. 661 00:52:23,192 --> 00:52:24,484 How wonderful. 662 00:52:24,568 --> 00:52:27,487 Tomainia, a nation of blue-eyed blondes. 663 00:52:27,571 --> 00:52:30,198 Why not a blonde Europe, a blonde Asia, a blonde America? 664 00:52:30,282 --> 00:52:32,200 - A blonde world. - And a brunette dictator. 665 00:52:32,284 --> 00:52:33,493 Dictator of the world. 666 00:52:33,577 --> 00:52:35,203 Why not? 667 00:52:35,287 --> 00:52:37,038 Aut Caesar aut nulles. 668 00:52:37,122 --> 00:52:39,415 The world is effete, worn-out, afraid. 669 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,625 No nation would dare to oppose you. 670 00:52:41,709 --> 00:52:44,169 - Dictator of the world! - It's your destiny. 671 00:52:44,253 --> 00:52:47,339 We'll kill off the Jews, wipe out the brunettes. 672 00:52:47,423 --> 00:52:50,509 Then will come forth our dream - a pure Aryan race. 673 00:52:50,593 --> 00:52:53,637 - Beautiful blonde Aryans. - They will love you. They will adore you. 674 00:52:53,721 --> 00:52:56,973 - They will worship you as a god! - No, no! You mustn't say it! 675 00:53:01,270 --> 00:53:03,271 You make me afraid of myself. 676 00:53:11,572 --> 00:53:13,782 Yes, dictator of the world. 677 00:53:13,866 --> 00:53:15,784 We'll start with the invasion of Osterlich. 678 00:53:15,868 --> 00:53:17,786 After that we won't have to fight. We can bluff. 679 00:53:17,870 --> 00:53:19,788 Nation after nation will capitulate. 680 00:53:19,872 --> 00:53:22,707 Within two years the world will be under your thumb! 681 00:53:22,792 --> 00:53:26,086 Leave me. I want to be alone. 682 00:53:56,492 --> 00:53:59,911 Aut Caesar aut nulles. 683 00:53:59,996 --> 00:54:02,581 Emperor of the world! 684 00:54:05,668 --> 00:54:08,086 My world. 685 00:55:59,614 --> 00:56:02,032 This is the Happy Hour program. 686 00:56:02,117 --> 00:56:05,034 Make your work a pleasure. Move with the rhythm of music. 687 00:56:05,119 --> 00:56:08,079 Our next selection: Brahms' "Hungarian Dance No. 5." 688 00:57:57,063 --> 00:57:58,772 Fifteen cents, please. 689 00:58:06,405 --> 00:58:08,657 The Happy Hour program now signing off. 690 00:58:08,741 --> 00:58:11,493 At 6:00 all stations will carry Adenoid Hynkel's address... 691 00:58:11,577 --> 00:58:13,995 to the sons and daughters of the Double Cross. 692 00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:16,331 Seems like the old days again, don't it? 693 00:58:16,415 --> 00:58:18,667 I wonder how long they are going to last. 694 00:58:18,751 --> 00:58:20,335 Don't you read the papers? 695 00:58:20,419 --> 00:58:23,505 It is rumored that Hynkel is going to give the Jewish people back their rights. 696 00:58:23,589 --> 00:58:25,257 Hmm. Maybe. 697 00:58:25,341 --> 00:58:26,842 What do you want? 698 00:58:26,926 --> 00:58:30,595 Business is much better. Nobody interferes with us anymore. 699 00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,889 Now don't that make you feel good? 700 00:58:32,974 --> 00:58:34,558 No, sir. 701 00:58:34,642 --> 00:58:36,049 The trouble, Mr. Jaeckel, is, 702 00:58:36,074 --> 00:58:39,128 you're so used to bad times you're unhappy without them. 703 00:58:39,188 --> 00:58:42,315 Mary? Mary! Get my Sunday shoes. 704 00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:45,193 - You'll find them on the window sill. - All right. 705 00:58:45,278 --> 00:58:48,363 - I can't find the shawl. - Don't bother. I've got the shawl. 706 00:58:48,447 --> 00:58:50,949 - What's going on upstairs? - It's Hannah. 707 00:58:51,033 --> 00:58:53,285 They're dressing her up to go out this evening. 708 00:58:53,369 --> 00:58:56,288 - Is that so? - She's got a beau. 709 00:58:56,372 --> 00:58:58,498 - Who is it? - The barber. 710 00:58:59,292 --> 00:59:01,459 Now turn around. 711 00:59:03,170 --> 00:59:05,130 Oh, my dear, those hands. 712 00:59:05,214 --> 00:59:08,800 - What's the matter with them? - Those calluses - they're so rough. 713 00:59:08,885 --> 00:59:11,678 - Maybe I'd better not go. - Don't be foolish. 714 00:59:11,762 --> 00:59:13,763 He knows you do housework. 715 00:59:13,848 --> 00:59:16,850 Wait a minute. I'll get a pair of mittens from Mrs. Morris. 716 00:59:16,934 --> 00:59:20,562 - Mrs. Morris? - Yes, Mrs. Jaeckel? Come in! 717 00:59:20,646 --> 00:59:23,106 Aggie. 718 00:59:23,190 --> 00:59:25,482 - Yeah? - See if he's ready yet. 719 00:59:25,567 --> 00:59:27,818 All right. 720 00:59:39,998 --> 00:59:43,334 Not yet. He's polishing a bald man's head. 721 00:59:50,258 --> 00:59:51,842 Bad news. 722 00:59:51,927 --> 00:59:53,969 The invasion of Osterlich will have to be delayed. 723 00:59:54,054 --> 00:59:57,306 - What? - Epstein refuses to lend us the money. 724 00:59:57,390 --> 00:59:59,350 Mmm. 725 00:59:59,434 --> 01:00:01,393 Epstein refuses, huh? 726 01:00:05,732 --> 01:00:07,191 Send for Schultz! 727 01:00:08,276 --> 01:00:09,693 Commander Schultz. 728 01:00:09,778 --> 01:00:11,695 Epstein refuses! 729 01:00:14,783 --> 01:00:17,493 That contemptible Epstein! What did he say? 730 01:00:17,577 --> 01:00:19,703 He complained of the persecution of his people... 731 01:00:19,788 --> 01:00:23,707 and said under no circumstances would he have any dealings with a medieval maniac. 732 01:00:23,792 --> 01:00:27,127 He'll deal with a medieval maniac more than he thinks! 733 01:00:30,048 --> 01:00:32,716 First I shall deal with "his people." 734 01:00:32,801 --> 01:00:34,343 Your Excellency? 735 01:00:34,427 --> 01:00:36,553 Schultz, call out the storm troopers. 736 01:00:36,638 --> 01:00:39,807 We're going to stage a little medieval entertainment in the ghetto. 737 01:00:39,891 --> 01:00:42,893 At such a time, Your Excellency, I think it's ill-advised. 738 01:00:42,978 --> 01:00:44,228 What? 739 01:00:44,312 --> 01:00:46,814 Demonstrations of this kind are demoralizing the whole country. 740 01:00:46,898 --> 01:00:48,565 Indeed. 741 01:00:49,734 --> 01:00:52,653 And since when have you been so concerned about the ghetto? 742 01:00:52,737 --> 01:00:56,031 I speak in the interests of our party and for the cause of humanity. 743 01:00:57,909 --> 01:00:59,201 Schultz. 744 01:00:59,285 --> 01:01:01,161 You need a vacation. 745 01:01:02,247 --> 01:01:03,747 Fresh air. 746 01:01:06,291 --> 01:01:08,793 A little outdoor exercise. 747 01:01:10,087 --> 01:01:12,714 I shall send you to a concentration camp. 748 01:01:13,590 --> 01:01:14,924 Guards! 749 01:01:15,718 --> 01:01:17,635 Place Commander Schultz under arrest. 750 01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:19,929 Very well, but remember my words. 751 01:01:20,014 --> 01:01:22,890 Your cause is doomed to failure because it's built on the stupid, 752 01:01:22,915 --> 01:01:24,875 ruthless persecution of innocent people. 753 01:01:24,935 --> 01:01:26,853 Your policy is worse than a crime. 754 01:01:26,937 --> 01:01:29,105 It's a tragic blunder. 755 01:01:29,189 --> 01:01:31,441 Traitor! Traitor! 756 01:01:32,776 --> 01:01:35,111 You're nothing but a double-dyed democrat! 757 01:01:57,801 --> 01:02:01,304 Schultz, why have you forsaken me? 758 01:02:13,859 --> 01:02:16,944 Excellency, here are the notes for your speech. 759 01:02:17,029 --> 01:02:18,696 Thank you. 760 01:02:29,750 --> 01:02:31,584 I'll not need them. 761 01:02:31,668 --> 01:02:34,420 What I say tonight will not be directed to the sons and daughters 762 01:02:34,445 --> 01:02:35,570 of the Double Cross... 763 01:02:35,631 --> 01:02:39,425 but to the children of Israel. 764 01:03:10,540 --> 01:03:13,291 - Ah. Good evening. - Good evening. 765 01:03:15,378 --> 01:03:16,920 Good night. 766 01:03:17,004 --> 01:03:18,505 Good night. 767 01:03:31,352 --> 01:03:34,729 Do you know, that Hynkel isn't such a bad fella after all. 768 01:03:34,814 --> 01:03:36,606 Most amusing. 769 01:03:36,691 --> 01:03:38,817 Here you are. Get a Hynkel button. Get a Hynkel button. 770 01:03:38,901 --> 01:03:41,194 A fine photo of the Phooey on each and every button. 771 01:03:41,279 --> 01:03:43,530 Two? Here you are, young man. 772 01:03:43,614 --> 01:03:45,699 — ... the double-crossin'! 773 01:03:45,783 --> 01:03:48,243 But the Juden! The Juden! 774 01:04:11,184 --> 01:04:12,934 und the ghetto... 775 01:04:13,019 --> 01:04:15,187 The ghetto - 776 01:04:29,367 --> 01:04:31,410 - We'd better go home. - Yeah. 777 01:04:32,287 --> 01:04:33,829 Come on, let's hurry. 778 01:04:33,914 --> 01:04:35,456 Wait a minute. No! 779 01:04:40,378 --> 01:04:45,132 the Juden. The Juden - 780 01:05:10,075 --> 01:05:13,994 The Juden! The Juden! 781 01:05:14,079 --> 01:05:16,080 Hey. 782 01:05:33,515 --> 01:05:34,473 Listen! 783 01:05:36,935 --> 01:05:38,602 It's the storm troopers! 784 01:05:38,687 --> 01:05:40,729 No, no! 785 01:05:48,947 --> 01:05:50,656 Oh, come on! Get in! 786 01:05:50,740 --> 01:05:52,783 Come on! Come on! Get in! 787 01:05:55,036 --> 01:05:56,620 - Bar that door! - Get some water! 788 01:05:56,705 --> 01:05:59,623 Mr. Jaeckel. Mr. Jaeckel, Mr. Jaeckel, Mr. Jaeckel! 789 01:05:59,708 --> 01:06:01,959 — - Oh, my dear! 790 01:06:02,043 --> 01:06:03,294 What is it, dear? 791 01:06:03,378 --> 01:06:06,964 Mother, get the women and children up here. Lock all the doors. 792 01:06:09,967 --> 01:06:12,552 Here. You men, stay right here. 793 01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:14,721 We've got to make a stand. 794 01:06:14,805 --> 01:06:18,349 We might as well die as to go on living like this. 795 01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:28,151 Wait a minute! We have a social call to make here! 796 01:06:31,822 --> 01:06:33,573 Oh! 797 01:06:36,201 --> 01:06:37,702 It's Hynkel! 798 01:06:39,246 --> 01:06:40,747 Wait a minute! 799 01:06:42,958 --> 01:06:44,459 What do you think you're doing? 800 01:06:44,543 --> 01:06:47,253 Commander Schultz gave strict orders not to molest anyone in this court. 801 01:06:47,338 --> 01:06:49,047 These Jews were attacking storm troopers. 802 01:06:49,131 --> 01:06:51,549 I don't care what they were doing. The orders were to keep out of here. 803 01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:53,426 Oh! 804 01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:55,845 There! You saw that for yourself! 805 01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:58,348 I can't help it. Those are Commander Schultz's orders. 806 01:06:58,432 --> 01:06:59,932 Come on. Let's get going. 807 01:07:00,017 --> 01:07:01,517 Come on. 808 01:07:18,577 --> 01:07:21,287 Orders or no orders, I'm gonna get that girl. 809 01:07:23,248 --> 01:07:28,336 Out. 810 01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:29,921 Aww. 811 01:07:41,058 --> 01:07:43,059 Extry! Paper! 812 01:07:43,143 --> 01:07:46,145 - Schultz arrested! Paper! - Did you hear that? 813 01:07:46,230 --> 01:07:48,147 - He's arrested Commander Schultz. - What? 814 01:07:48,232 --> 01:07:49,899 Commander Schultz has been arrested! 815 01:07:49,983 --> 01:07:52,025 - ΤTroopers! - Listen. 816 01:07:52,110 --> 01:07:55,362 - A Jew corrupted our commander! - Let's kill the lot of them! 817 01:07:56,489 --> 01:07:58,740 Commander Schultz is under arrest, accused of treason! 818 01:07:58,825 --> 01:08:03,412 And you know why. Schultz was a friend of the ghetto, a friend of that barber! 819 01:08:03,496 --> 01:08:06,790 - Let's get the barber! - We want the barber! 820 01:08:06,874 --> 01:08:08,417 We want the barber! 821 01:08:08,501 --> 01:08:09,715 It's the storm troopers! They're after you! 822 01:08:09,740 --> 01:08:10,401 We want the barber! 823 01:08:10,461 --> 01:08:12,629 - You better get up on the roof. - No. I'll stay here. 824 01:08:12,713 --> 01:08:14,214 Come on! They'll kill you! 825 01:08:14,298 --> 01:08:16,633 - No, I'll stay and fight! - Don't be a fool! 826 01:08:16,717 --> 01:08:19,010 Do you want to be murdered? Get on to the roof. Quick! 827 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:21,930 - Come on! Come on! - Agar, get inside. 828 01:08:22,014 --> 01:08:25,517 We want the barber! We want the barber! 829 01:08:25,601 --> 01:08:27,185 We want the barber! 830 01:08:27,270 --> 01:08:30,355 All right, here we are! Smash in the door! Come on! 831 01:08:32,275 --> 01:08:33,608 Come on, boys! 832 01:08:33,693 --> 01:08:36,236 Come on, boys! We'll give the barber a haircut! 833 01:08:41,742 --> 01:08:44,161 - All right, where are the bombs? - Come on. This way! 834 01:08:44,245 --> 01:08:45,871 Let 'er go! 835 01:09:02,346 --> 01:09:04,222 There goes the barbershop. 836 01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:09,311 Never mind. We can start again. 837 01:09:09,395 --> 01:09:12,647 We can go to Osterlich. That's still a free country. 838 01:09:12,732 --> 01:09:15,066 Mr. Jaeckel says it's beautiful there. 839 01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:18,236 Wonderful green fields, and they grow apples and grapes. 840 01:09:19,030 --> 01:09:21,573 Mr. Jaeckel's brother's got a vineyard in Osterlich. 841 01:09:21,657 --> 01:09:25,118 And when Mr. Jaeckel goes there, he said he'd take me with him. 842 01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:27,120 Now we can all go together. 843 01:09:27,955 --> 01:09:30,916 It'll be wonderful living in the country. 844 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,959 Much better than a smoky old city. 845 01:09:34,669 --> 01:09:38,088 And if we work hard and don't eat much, we can save money. 846 01:09:39,007 --> 01:09:41,258 We can buy a chicken farm. 847 01:09:42,469 --> 01:09:44,595 There's nice money to be made in chickens. 848 01:10:07,494 --> 01:10:09,286 Look at that star. 849 01:10:11,206 --> 01:10:13,165 Isn't it beautiful? 850 01:10:16,628 --> 01:10:20,297 One thing - Hynkel with all his power can never touch that. 851 01:10:22,968 --> 01:10:25,970 It's all right now. The coast is clear. Listen. 852 01:10:26,054 --> 01:10:28,347 Commander Schultz escaped. He's hiding in my cellar. 853 01:10:28,431 --> 01:10:29,390 What? 854 01:10:29,474 --> 01:10:33,060 He's holding a meeting at midnight and he wants you to be there. 855 01:10:33,144 --> 01:10:34,895 Hannah, you too come down... 856 01:10:34,980 --> 01:10:36,730 and help Mrs. Jaeckel with the supper. 857 01:10:36,815 --> 01:10:38,315 All right. I'll be down. 858 01:10:42,988 --> 01:10:44,822 I don't understand it. 859 01:10:44,906 --> 01:10:47,491 This crazy midnight supper. 860 01:10:47,576 --> 01:10:50,411 What does this Commander Schultz want of us? 861 01:10:50,495 --> 01:10:52,580 He wants us to blow up the palace. 862 01:10:52,664 --> 01:10:54,331 What? 863 01:10:54,416 --> 01:10:57,835 We Jewish people shouldn't get mixed up in such a business. 864 01:10:57,919 --> 01:11:01,547 I know it, but Commander Schultz is such a good talker, he has them all hypnotized. 865 01:11:01,631 --> 01:11:03,799 I knew he was up to some mischief. 866 01:11:03,883 --> 01:11:05,509 Sure, he is! 867 01:11:06,595 --> 01:11:08,220 I came in the kitchen this evening... 868 01:11:08,305 --> 01:11:11,015 and found him putting a coin in one of your puddings. 869 01:11:11,099 --> 01:11:13,558 Putting a coin in one of the puddings? 870 01:11:13,642 --> 01:11:17,312 But don't worry. I've fixed everything. Wait and see. 871 01:11:17,396 --> 01:11:22,108 Gentlemen, may I claim your indulgence for a moment? 872 01:11:22,192 --> 01:11:26,613 We are here tonight to rid the country of a tyrant. 873 01:11:27,448 --> 01:11:30,241 In order to carry out this plan, one of us must die. 874 01:11:33,329 --> 01:11:36,706 In ancient times, the Aryan tribe of Langobardians... 875 01:11:36,790 --> 01:11:39,667 made human sacrifice to the god Thor. 876 01:11:41,045 --> 01:11:43,963 At a feast by lottery the victim was chosen. 877 01:11:44,048 --> 01:11:47,634 Tonight at this feast one of you will be chosen. 878 01:11:51,639 --> 01:11:53,723 Each man will receive a pudding. 879 01:11:53,807 --> 01:11:56,267 Concealed in one of these is a coin. 880 01:11:56,352 --> 01:11:59,604 Whoever gets that coin must give up his life for the liberation of his people. 881 01:11:59,688 --> 01:12:04,400 But he will join the long line of history's noble martyrs... 882 01:12:04,485 --> 01:12:08,237 and will rid his country of a tyrant. 883 01:12:11,408 --> 01:12:12,408 Ooh! 884 01:12:19,291 --> 01:12:21,918 I know that it is the wish of all of us... 885 01:12:22,002 --> 01:12:24,837 to be chosen this night to die for Tomainia. 886 01:12:25,673 --> 01:12:28,591 Much as I should like to participate in this ordeal... 887 01:12:28,676 --> 01:12:30,176 I cannot. 888 01:12:30,260 --> 01:12:31,761 Why? 889 01:12:34,807 --> 01:12:37,684 Don't you understand? He's too well-known. 890 01:12:37,768 --> 01:12:40,436 It must be done by somebody like us. 891 01:12:40,521 --> 01:12:42,271 I can't see it like that. 892 01:12:42,356 --> 01:12:46,192 Gentlemen, if this is a question of my honor, it's very embarrassing. 893 01:12:47,861 --> 01:12:51,155 Commander Schultz, I apologize for my friend. 894 01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:54,616 And let me say on behalf of myself and the others... 895 01:12:54,701 --> 01:12:58,537 that we consider it a great privilege to die for our country. 896 01:12:59,539 --> 01:13:04,751 Very well then. Gentlemen, I shall now retire until fate has chosen the liberator. 897 01:13:08,214 --> 01:13:10,632 Until then, hail Hynk - 898 01:13:10,717 --> 01:13:13,051 Oh, what am I saying? 899 01:13:13,136 --> 01:13:17,973 Gentlemen, we have pledged our honor. 900 01:13:18,057 --> 01:13:19,266 Proceed. 901 01:16:25,576 --> 01:16:28,244 Gentlemen, the coin is here. 902 01:16:34,668 --> 01:16:36,419 What's the meaning of all this? 903 01:16:36,503 --> 01:16:38,004 Somebody made a fool of us. 904 01:16:38,088 --> 01:16:40,173 - You're quite right. I did. - What? 905 01:16:40,257 --> 01:16:42,300 I put a coin in every pudding. 906 01:16:45,429 --> 01:16:47,263 Mr. Jaeckel! 907 01:16:47,348 --> 01:16:52,310 Blowing up palaces and wanting to kill people. We're in enough trouble as it is. 908 01:16:53,604 --> 01:16:57,106 Hannah's right. We've all been foolish. 909 01:16:57,191 --> 01:17:00,693 Our place is at home, looking after our own affairs. 910 01:17:00,778 --> 01:17:02,654 Good night. 911 01:17:02,738 --> 01:17:04,238 What's this? 912 01:17:04,323 --> 01:17:05,823 Good night. 913 01:17:10,454 --> 01:17:12,455 Good morning. 914 01:17:24,134 --> 01:17:27,053 By the papers they are saying Commander Schultz may be hiding in the ghetto. 915 01:17:27,137 --> 01:17:29,472 Here it is. Read it for yourself. 916 01:17:30,641 --> 01:17:32,642 - Good morning. - Good morning. 917 01:17:32,726 --> 01:17:34,852 Hannah, here. Read that. 918 01:17:34,937 --> 01:17:36,729 "Mystery still surrounds the disappearance... 919 01:17:36,814 --> 01:17:38,064 of ex-Commander Schultz. 920 01:17:38,148 --> 01:17:41,693 At police headquarters it was believed that the commander may be hiding in the ghetto. 921 01:17:41,777 --> 01:17:45,697 A certain Jewish barber, reported to be a friend of Schultz... 922 01:17:45,781 --> 01:17:47,657 is also wanted for questioning." 923 01:17:47,741 --> 01:17:48,741 Me? 924 01:17:48,826 --> 01:17:51,327 Well, if it's just for questioning, it can't be serious. 925 01:17:51,412 --> 01:17:55,498 Meyerberg was only wanted for questioning, and we never heard of him since. 926 01:17:55,582 --> 01:17:57,417 Shh! 927 01:18:06,175 --> 01:18:08,260 - Who is it? - It's me - Mr. Mann. 928 01:18:11,764 --> 01:18:14,224 Hello, Jaeckel. How are you, Mr. Agar? 929 01:18:14,308 --> 01:18:16,601 - How are you, Mrs. Jaeckel? - How do you do? 930 01:18:16,686 --> 01:18:18,520 Did you hear what they're saying in the papers... 931 01:18:18,604 --> 01:18:20,272 about Commander Schultz hiding in the ghetto? 932 01:18:20,356 --> 01:18:21,857 Oh, I know, I know. 933 01:18:21,941 --> 01:18:25,527 Well, don't you think that it's serious for you if they find him here in the house? 934 01:18:25,611 --> 01:18:27,237 Shh! 935 01:18:27,321 --> 01:18:29,990 Don't you realize there are spies everywhere? 936 01:18:30,074 --> 01:18:32,159 Spies? 937 01:18:33,870 --> 01:18:37,497 What's the matter with him? 938 01:18:37,582 --> 01:18:40,167 Didn't you read he's wanted for questioning? 939 01:18:40,251 --> 01:18:42,085 Oy. 940 01:18:42,170 --> 01:18:43,503 Where's the commander? 941 01:18:43,588 --> 01:18:45,881 He's in the next room. 942 01:18:45,965 --> 01:18:47,466 Let me tell you. 943 01:18:47,550 --> 01:18:49,426 If Commander Schultz is found in this house... 944 01:18:49,510 --> 01:18:51,852 we'll all go to the concentration camp for life 945 01:18:51,877 --> 01:18:54,121 and get our heads cut off in the bargain. 946 01:18:54,182 --> 01:18:56,099 Am I giving you an argument? 947 01:18:56,184 --> 01:18:57,726 Then get rid of him. 948 01:18:57,810 --> 01:18:59,519 You can't throw him out. 949 01:18:59,604 --> 01:19:01,146 Of course not. 950 01:19:01,230 --> 01:19:04,983 But I should like to know, how long is he going to stay here? 951 01:19:05,068 --> 01:19:06,151 That's all. 952 01:19:06,235 --> 01:19:08,653 Come. Your breakfast is on the table. 953 01:19:08,738 --> 01:19:11,490 - Mr. Mann? - Thank you. 954 01:19:11,574 --> 01:19:13,408 I have breakfast waiting at home. 955 01:19:14,994 --> 01:19:17,287 Take the other side of the street and search every house. 956 01:19:20,333 --> 01:19:21,875 - Good morning. - Good morning. 957 01:19:21,959 --> 01:19:24,169 - What's wrong now? - They're looking for Commander Schultz. 958 01:19:24,253 --> 01:19:24,983 Commander Schultz? 959 01:19:25,008 --> 01:19:27,196 He's supposed to be hiding in one of those houses. 960 01:19:27,256 --> 01:19:29,591 Oh, they're always looking for somebody. 961 01:19:42,687 --> 01:19:45,106 - Who is it? - It's me. Let me in! 962 01:19:45,190 --> 01:19:47,566 - For heaven's sake, hurry up! - Open the door. 963 01:19:52,114 --> 01:19:53,614 - They're coming this way. - What? 964 01:19:53,698 --> 01:19:56,200 The storm troopers are searching every house. 965 01:19:56,284 --> 01:19:57,868 Quick! Tell the commander. 966 01:20:02,332 --> 01:20:03,415 Oh! 967 01:20:05,043 --> 01:20:06,544 - Did you tell him? - Yes. 968 01:20:06,628 --> 01:20:07,233 What is it? 969 01:20:07,258 --> 01:20:09,070 The storm troopers, they're going to search the house. 970 01:20:09,131 --> 01:20:09,861 What? 971 01:20:09,886 --> 01:20:12,073 You'd better get up on the roof. Quick! Both of you! 972 01:20:13,510 --> 01:20:14,802 Wait a minute! 973 01:20:14,886 --> 01:20:16,399 We can't leave all these things about. 974 01:20:16,424 --> 01:20:18,246 That's right. All of you, pack my valises. 975 01:20:20,142 --> 01:20:21,851 You pack this valise. 976 01:20:30,569 --> 01:20:32,736 - Clear this shelf. Quickly. - Oh, yes. 977 01:20:35,323 --> 01:20:37,408 Pack this and this. 978 01:20:37,492 --> 01:20:40,411 Oh, this mustn't be found here. Open the door. 979 01:20:46,585 --> 01:20:49,670 Listen! They are here! Get up on the roof. Quick! 980 01:20:49,754 --> 01:20:52,506 - I'll take this. - Be sure they don't leave anything behind. 981 01:20:52,591 --> 01:20:54,592 - My golf clubs. - The hatbox! 982 01:20:57,762 --> 01:21:00,014 - Here. Take this. - Come on! Let's hurry! 983 01:21:00,098 --> 01:21:01,682 - Where are you going? - I'm going with him. 984 01:21:01,766 --> 01:21:03,559 You stay here. You'll see him later. Here. Take this. 985 01:21:03,643 --> 01:21:05,519 - I'll meet you on the roof tonight. - All right. 986 01:21:05,604 --> 01:21:07,104 Oh, take this. 987 01:21:11,359 --> 01:21:13,277 Come on. Quick! Come on. 988 01:21:13,361 --> 01:21:16,363 Open in the name of Hynkel! 989 01:21:23,078 --> 01:21:25,079 - Stop! - Huh? 990 01:21:25,164 --> 01:21:27,290 - Look where you are. - Look where? 991 01:21:27,374 --> 01:21:29,000 Look where you are. 992 01:21:29,084 --> 01:21:31,211 Wait, I can't - I can't see. Wait a moment. 993 01:21:31,879 --> 01:21:35,882 - My bag! You've dropped it! - No, it's right here. Here it is. 994 01:21:35,966 --> 01:21:37,050 Oh. 995 01:21:42,848 --> 01:21:45,558 Don't drop the other one! Don't drop the other one! 996 01:21:45,643 --> 01:21:48,978 My golf clubs! Not my golf clubs! 997 01:21:49,647 --> 01:21:51,606 Come off of there. They'll see you. 998 01:21:52,983 --> 01:21:55,318 Quick! This way! 999 01:22:00,699 --> 01:22:02,825 - Whoa! Steady! - Mm-hmm. 1000 01:22:02,910 --> 01:22:04,869 Now be careful. 1001 01:22:04,954 --> 01:22:06,287 Yes, sir. 1002 01:22:06,372 --> 01:22:08,414 You were lucky you didn't break your neck. 1003 01:22:08,499 --> 01:22:09,832 Yes, sir. 1004 01:22:14,171 --> 01:22:15,672 You'll pardon me. 1005 01:22:18,759 --> 01:22:19,842 Sorry. 1006 01:22:22,179 --> 01:22:24,806 You guard the back - Wait a minute. 1007 01:22:24,890 --> 01:22:26,849 I'm sorry. I shall have to bother you again. 1008 01:22:28,102 --> 01:22:29,602 There he is! 1009 01:22:33,524 --> 01:22:35,817 Well, good morning. How are you? 1010 01:22:35,901 --> 01:22:37,694 Oh, so-so. 1011 01:22:37,778 --> 01:22:39,570 Commander Schultz, who's your friend? 1012 01:22:39,655 --> 01:22:41,948 Remember, your silence will be appreciated. 1013 01:22:42,032 --> 01:22:43,700 - Yes, sir. - Take him down to the wagon. 1014 01:22:43,784 --> 01:22:44,951 Come on. 1015 01:22:57,798 --> 01:23:00,133 - Hey! Where you going? - To the smoking room. 1016 01:23:00,217 --> 01:23:02,384 Ah, come on! Down this way! 1017 01:23:51,851 --> 01:23:53,352 Osterlich. 1018 01:23:53,436 --> 01:23:54,436 Ja. 1019 01:25:27,529 --> 01:25:29,196 Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce... 1020 01:25:29,281 --> 01:25:32,783 that we are at last ready to march on Osterlich. 1021 01:25:32,868 --> 01:25:35,619 This was made possible by the enterprise and genius... 1022 01:25:35,704 --> 01:25:37,705 of Field Marshal Herring... 1023 01:25:37,789 --> 01:25:40,624 upon whom I shall now pin a token of my regard. 1024 01:25:45,630 --> 01:25:50,551 der Wiener schnitzel - 1025 01:25:57,142 --> 01:26:00,060 da genius. 1026 01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:08,402 Turn around. No. Ah, yes. 1027 01:26:21,166 --> 01:26:22,666 Gentlemen... 1028 01:26:24,335 --> 01:26:26,920 to Field Marshal Herring. 1029 01:26:27,004 --> 01:26:28,922 To the invasion of Osterlich. 1030 01:26:45,689 --> 01:26:46,689 Elephant. 1031 01:26:48,943 --> 01:26:52,195 Hello? Yes. Yes. 1032 01:26:52,279 --> 01:26:53,279 Wait. 1033 01:26:53,364 --> 01:26:55,615 Napaloni's mobilized his army on the Osterlich front. 1034 01:26:55,699 --> 01:26:57,116 What? 1035 01:26:57,201 --> 01:26:59,619 Already 60,000 men are on the border. 1036 01:26:59,703 --> 01:27:01,204 He's going to take Osterlich! 1037 01:27:01,288 --> 01:27:03,081 I can't believe it. 1038 01:27:05,125 --> 01:27:07,752 You can't believe it? 1039 01:27:07,836 --> 01:27:10,463 But, Your Excellency, I - 1040 01:27:10,548 --> 01:27:12,507 - You let him steal a march on us! - No, I - 1041 01:27:12,591 --> 01:27:15,093 You can't believe it? 1042 01:27:15,177 --> 01:27:19,639 I did everything that was - 1043 01:27:19,723 --> 01:27:23,476 I had the ground covered. 1044 01:27:31,151 --> 01:27:33,319 Haven't you any brains? 1045 01:27:33,404 --> 01:27:35,321 "Pinheaden"... 1046 01:27:45,583 --> 01:27:47,250 No! No, no, no, no, no! 1047 01:27:47,334 --> 01:27:49,502 No, no, no, no, no! 1048 01:27:50,588 --> 01:27:52,922 No, no - No! 1049 01:27:53,007 --> 01:27:55,341 - Declare war on Napaloni! - Napaloni? 1050 01:27:55,426 --> 01:27:57,125 Yes, Napaloni! Listen, you blockhead! 1051 01:27:57,150 --> 01:27:59,786 Mobilize every division of the army and the air force. 1052 01:27:59,847 --> 01:28:02,765 - Proceed to Bacteria and attack at once! - But war will be the end of us. 1053 01:28:02,850 --> 01:28:04,017 - Do as I tell you. - Madness. 1054 01:28:04,101 --> 01:28:05,851 - Shut up! - Very well. Will you sign this? 1055 01:28:05,935 --> 01:28:08,186 - Yes, I'll - What is it? - A declaration of war. 1056 01:28:08,271 --> 01:28:09,938 I'll sign it. A pen. 1057 01:28:10,023 --> 01:28:12,441 I'll sign it. 1058 01:28:18,364 --> 01:28:19,615 A pen! 1059 01:28:19,699 --> 01:28:21,867 I'll sign it! Napaloni. 1060 01:28:21,951 --> 01:28:24,703 Der grosser peanut! Der cheesy ravioli! 1061 01:28:24,787 --> 01:28:26,330 There! 1062 01:28:26,414 --> 01:28:28,081 Hello? 1063 01:28:28,166 --> 01:28:30,208 - It's Napaloni. - Wait a minute. 1064 01:28:30,293 --> 01:28:32,210 Napaloni? 1065 01:28:32,295 --> 01:28:34,963 - You talk to him. - What shall I say? 1066 01:28:35,048 --> 01:28:37,633 Be nice, affable, pleasant. 1067 01:28:40,762 --> 01:28:41,803 Hello? 1068 01:28:41,888 --> 01:28:44,306 Well, well, well. How are you? 1069 01:28:44,390 --> 01:28:46,183 Fine. 1070 01:28:46,267 --> 01:28:49,061 No, he hasn't been playing very much lately. 1071 01:28:49,145 --> 01:28:51,480 You went around in '92? Really? 1072 01:28:53,399 --> 01:28:55,525 You want to speak to His Excellency? 1073 01:29:00,406 --> 01:29:02,491 Just now he's a little hoarse. 1074 01:29:02,575 --> 01:29:06,870 Hmm. No, no. I mean he can't talk. 1075 01:29:06,954 --> 01:29:09,122 May I take a message? 1076 01:29:09,874 --> 01:29:11,515 He says no doubt you've heard of the movement 1077 01:29:11,540 --> 01:29:13,109 of his troops on the Osterlich front... 1078 01:29:13,169 --> 01:29:14,670 and he'd like to discuss the matter with you. 1079 01:29:14,754 --> 01:29:16,463 Ask him to come here. 1080 01:29:16,547 --> 01:29:18,840 His Excellency would be delighted to invite you to Tomainia... 1081 01:29:18,925 --> 01:29:20,717 where you could discuss the matter. 1082 01:29:21,844 --> 01:29:24,513 Very well. I'll make the necessary arrangements. 1083 01:29:24,597 --> 01:29:26,515 Good-bye, Your Excellency. 1084 01:29:26,599 --> 01:29:27,849 He's coming. 1085 01:29:27,934 --> 01:29:30,352 Good. We'll give him the works. 1086 01:29:30,436 --> 01:29:32,771 We'll put on the greatest military show the world has ever known! 1087 01:29:32,855 --> 01:29:37,067 Convinced of my strength, Napaloni will leave the invasion of Osterlich to me. 1088 01:29:38,528 --> 01:29:40,028 What shall I do with this? 1089 01:29:40,113 --> 01:29:42,322 - What is it? - Your declaration of war. 1090 01:29:45,493 --> 01:29:47,618 Peace is declared. 1091 01:29:50,038 --> 01:29:54,458 2,975,000 eager citizens are massed in the station square... 1092 01:29:54,543 --> 01:29:57,128 awaiting the arrival of Benzine Napaloni. 1093 01:29:57,212 --> 01:30:01,298 Entering the station is our beloved Phooey, ready to greet his distinguished guest. 1094 01:30:01,383 --> 01:30:03,467 This historic meeting will cement a friendship... 1095 01:30:03,552 --> 01:30:07,555 that has long existed between our Phooey and the dictator of Bacteria. 1096 01:30:07,639 --> 01:30:08,973 Order... arms! 1097 01:30:09,057 --> 01:30:12,476 His Excellency is about to greet the Bacterian ambassador. 1098 01:30:12,561 --> 01:30:14,645 - How do you do? - Thank you, sir. 1099 01:30:15,814 --> 01:30:17,064 Garbitsch. 1100 01:30:18,900 --> 01:30:20,651 See about the photography. 1101 01:30:22,320 --> 01:30:23,904 When Their Excellencies meet... 1102 01:30:23,989 --> 01:30:26,282 tell the press to see that our Phooey is well-photographed. 1103 01:30:26,366 --> 01:30:28,159 - Full face, not the back of his head. - Yes, sir. 1104 01:30:28,243 --> 01:30:31,495 Benzino Napaloni's private train is now coming into the station. 1105 01:30:31,580 --> 01:30:33,664 And from a pink and white car... 1106 01:30:33,749 --> 01:30:35,875 Napaloni and his wife will step onto a crimson carpet... 1107 01:30:35,900 --> 01:30:36,608 Present arms! 1108 01:30:36,668 --> 01:30:39,253 where Adenoid Hynkel will deliver his address of welcome. 1109 01:30:51,016 --> 01:30:52,683 What's the matter with this stupid - 1110 01:30:53,935 --> 01:30:55,603 Hey! What's all of this-a mix-up-a? 1111 01:30:55,687 --> 01:30:57,521 Come on. They've gone too far. 1112 01:30:59,024 --> 01:31:01,942 At ease! Bring along the carpet. 1113 01:31:02,027 --> 01:31:04,195 Papa, why can't we get out here? 1114 01:31:04,279 --> 01:31:06,947 - There is no carpet. - Who cares about a carpet? 1115 01:31:07,032 --> 01:31:10,534 Il Dig-a-Ditchy, me - Napaloni. I never get out without a carpet. 1116 01:31:10,619 --> 01:31:11,702 Hmm, hmm - 1117 01:31:16,208 --> 01:31:18,751 Come on. Lay it down here. Quick. 1118 01:31:18,835 --> 01:31:20,294 - Hurry up! - It's going back again! 1119 01:31:20,378 --> 01:31:21,504 What? 1120 01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:27,926 What do you do? You salami? 1121 01:31:30,137 --> 01:31:32,555 Let's get out! Let's get out while it's stopping! 1122 01:31:32,640 --> 01:31:34,057 Shut up! 1123 01:31:37,770 --> 01:31:39,938 Hurry. Quick. Put it down. 1124 01:31:41,232 --> 01:31:43,107 Take it away. Take it away. 1125 01:31:43,192 --> 01:31:46,653 Stay here. Stay here until they've made up their mind. 1126 01:31:51,951 --> 01:31:54,744 You got-a the carpet? Well, put 'em-a down! 1127 01:31:55,579 --> 01:31:57,664 Hmm. Oh, come on, come on. 1128 01:32:01,085 --> 01:32:03,002 - Here he is. - Ah! 1129 01:32:04,338 --> 01:32:05,922 - My friend! - Napaloni! 1130 01:32:09,009 --> 01:32:11,344 - This is indeed a pleasure. - Thank you. 1131 01:32:11,428 --> 01:32:14,639 Welcome to Tomainia. This way. 1132 01:32:14,723 --> 01:32:16,099 Pictures, Your Excellencies? 1133 01:32:16,183 --> 01:32:18,518 Oh, sure. Salute! 1134 01:32:18,602 --> 01:32:20,103 Another one, please. 1135 01:32:20,187 --> 01:32:22,605 Ah, this is really a pleasure to be here, my friend Hynkel. 1136 01:32:23,357 --> 01:32:25,441 Oh, you want another picture? Just a moment. 1137 01:32:25,526 --> 01:32:26,526 There. 1138 01:32:31,532 --> 01:32:33,783 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! - My bambino! 1139 01:32:33,868 --> 01:32:35,827 - All right. It's all right-a, Mama. - Get rid of those men. 1140 01:32:35,911 --> 01:32:37,036 - Where is my ambassador? - Dismissed. 1141 01:32:37,121 --> 01:32:38,872 - There you are. Hello, Spook. - Your Excellency. 1142 01:32:38,956 --> 01:32:41,708 How do you feel? Good! Look after Mama. 1143 01:32:41,792 --> 01:32:43,543 Oh, Hynkie, did you meet-a my wife? 1144 01:32:43,627 --> 01:32:44,752 - Your wife? - That's her. 1145 01:32:44,837 --> 01:32:45,837 - I - - Let's go. 1146 01:32:47,298 --> 01:32:50,216 Tomainia! Very nice. Very nice. 1147 01:32:51,969 --> 01:32:54,345 Present... arms! 1148 01:32:54,430 --> 01:32:58,224 Napaloni! Napaloni! 1149 01:33:09,903 --> 01:33:11,695 Clock is a-two minutes-a slow. 1150 01:33:12,405 --> 01:33:13,822 This way. 1151 01:33:27,420 --> 01:33:31,089 Napaloni! Napaloni! 1152 01:33:31,174 --> 01:33:32,674 Napaloni! 1153 01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:39,932 - It's-a very nice-a people. - Hmm? 1154 01:33:40,016 --> 01:33:43,769 - I say, the people are very nice. - Oh, yes. Thank you. 1155 01:33:45,688 --> 01:33:47,189 - He is my husband! - Keep back! 1156 01:33:47,273 --> 01:33:48,440 - You make a mistake! - Let me go! 1157 01:33:48,524 --> 01:33:50,192 - You make a big-a mistake-a! - Get back! 1158 01:33:50,276 --> 01:33:51,485 Please! 1159 01:33:53,488 --> 01:33:55,697 At all costs, Napaloni shall not invade Osterlich. 1160 01:33:55,782 --> 01:33:57,366 That country belongs to me. 1161 01:33:57,450 --> 01:34:00,577 At this meeting we shall not discuss the Osterlich situation. 1162 01:34:00,662 --> 01:34:04,039 This interview is solely to impress upon him the force of your personality. 1163 01:34:04,123 --> 01:34:07,292 - Hmm. - To make him feel your superiority. 1164 01:34:07,377 --> 01:34:08,669 Heh. 1165 01:34:08,753 --> 01:34:10,921 This man Napaloni is aggressive, domineering. 1166 01:34:11,005 --> 01:34:13,298 Before we make our demands, we must put him in his place. 1167 01:34:13,383 --> 01:34:16,301 - Precisely. But how? - By means of applied psychology. 1168 01:34:16,386 --> 01:34:19,221 In other words, by making him feel inferior. 1169 01:34:19,305 --> 01:34:21,306 This can be done in many subtle ways. 1170 01:34:21,391 --> 01:34:24,476 For instance, at this interview, I have so arranged... 1171 01:34:24,560 --> 01:34:26,937 that he will always be looking up at you... 1172 01:34:27,021 --> 01:34:28,647 you looking down at him. 1173 01:34:28,731 --> 01:34:31,274 At all times his position will be inferior. 1174 01:34:31,359 --> 01:34:33,151 Mmm. Excellent. 1175 01:34:33,236 --> 01:34:37,406 Then again, we shall seat him here beside your bust... 1176 01:34:37,490 --> 01:34:40,909 so that if you relax, that will always be glaring at him. 1177 01:34:40,994 --> 01:34:43,328 And? Oh. 1178 01:34:43,413 --> 01:34:44,871 Where is he now? 1179 01:34:44,956 --> 01:34:47,791 Resting. When he arrives, I have arranged... 1180 01:34:47,875 --> 01:34:50,751 that he shall enter from the far end of the room. 1181 01:34:50,836 --> 01:34:53,087 Another psychological triumph. 1182 01:34:53,171 --> 01:34:56,590 He will have the embarrassment of walking the entire length of the floor toward you. 1183 01:34:56,675 --> 01:34:59,051 Very good. 1184 01:35:01,388 --> 01:35:02,680 Yes? 1185 01:35:02,764 --> 01:35:05,516 His Excellency Signor Napaloni is now leaving his room. 1186 01:35:05,600 --> 01:35:09,103 He's coming! He's coming! Quick, get me a flower. A flower. 1187 01:35:09,187 --> 01:35:11,439 Remember, at all times you must be above him, before him. 1188 01:35:11,523 --> 01:35:13,441 Entering or leaving, you must be first. 1189 01:35:19,865 --> 01:35:22,033 Hello, Hynkie! 1190 01:35:22,117 --> 01:35:25,953 Wie Gootz! Wie geht's! 1191 01:35:26,038 --> 01:35:27,997 How-a you feel? 1192 01:35:31,460 --> 01:35:34,378 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Ah, my brother dictator! 1193 01:35:35,172 --> 01:35:37,131 You are a nice little man, a-Hynkie! 1194 01:35:37,215 --> 01:35:40,801 I'm so glad to see you again. 1195 01:35:40,886 --> 01:35:43,471 And my friend the Garbitsch! Hello! 1196 01:35:44,639 --> 01:35:47,058 Ah, this is a lovely place. 1197 01:35:47,142 --> 01:35:50,144 I feel-a fine. I just had a nice-a cold shower. 1198 01:35:50,228 --> 01:35:54,190 And that bathtub - as soon as you get the plumbing fixed, it'll be in-a good-a shape. 1199 01:35:55,567 --> 01:35:57,401 Your Excellency, won't you sit down. 1200 01:35:57,486 --> 01:35:58,986 Oh, shoot, shoot. 1201 01:36:20,467 --> 01:36:23,636 Well-a, Hynkie, my dictator friend, you - 1202 01:36:28,767 --> 01:36:30,351 I must be-a growing. 1203 01:36:32,019 --> 01:36:34,187 Not sure why they gave me a baby stool. 1204 01:36:42,863 --> 01:36:46,199 This-a stool is not for me. I like it-a better up-a-stairs here. 1205 01:36:46,283 --> 01:36:48,409 You know-a something, Garbitsch? This is a lovely country. 1206 01:36:48,494 --> 01:36:49,953 Very nice-a people. 1207 01:36:50,037 --> 01:36:52,455 I thought the public extremely enthusiastic on your arrival. 1208 01:36:52,540 --> 01:36:54,874 Sure. They like to see new faces. 1209 01:36:58,379 --> 01:37:02,090 I'm sorry for the mishap that occurred to Madam Napaloni at the railroad station. 1210 01:37:02,174 --> 01:37:04,008 What's that? What's that? 1211 01:37:04,093 --> 01:37:08,054 I'm sorry for the Napaloni that occurred at the - at the rail - 1212 01:37:08,889 --> 01:37:11,141 Madam Napaloni at the railway station. 1213 01:37:11,892 --> 01:37:15,311 Oh, she's not used to public life. She can't take it. 1214 01:37:15,396 --> 01:37:16,479 Match. 1215 01:37:16,564 --> 01:37:18,314 Oh - I'm sorry. I'm - 1216 01:37:18,399 --> 01:37:21,901 No, that's all right. Don't apologize. I find-a one. 1217 01:37:23,654 --> 01:37:26,906 I am simply crazy about this a-palace. 1218 01:37:26,991 --> 01:37:29,909 Ivory and gold - that makes a lovely combination. 1219 01:37:29,994 --> 01:37:33,413 Gets away from that gingerbread idea. Say, tell me something-a, Garbitsch. 1220 01:37:34,498 --> 01:37:35,999 What's on the program? 1221 01:37:36,083 --> 01:37:38,334 - There's the grand ball this evening. - Grand ball? 1222 01:37:38,419 --> 01:37:41,504 The grand ball. And this afternoon, a review of the army. 1223 01:37:41,589 --> 01:37:43,548 Review of the army? Well, that won't take-a long. 1224 01:37:43,632 --> 01:37:47,093 - I'm afraid it will. - Oh? So you got a big army, huh? 1225 01:37:47,178 --> 01:37:49,512 Modesty forbids. 1226 01:37:50,431 --> 01:37:52,182 Yes, seems I've heard something about it. 1227 01:37:52,266 --> 01:37:54,601 If I'm gonna review the army, I think I'll get me a shave. 1228 01:37:54,685 --> 01:37:57,187 - We have a barbershop in the palace. - Is that so? 1229 01:37:58,105 --> 01:38:00,481 Hynkie, you look a little blue under the gills. 1230 01:38:00,566 --> 01:38:03,443 - What do you say we take a shave together? - I should be delighted. 1231 01:38:03,527 --> 01:38:05,486 - Good! - Very well. This way. 1232 01:38:15,371 --> 01:38:17,873 Ah, this is the barbershop. I can-a smell 'em. 1233 01:38:25,632 --> 01:38:27,549 Ah, now this is-a sweet - a-very sweet. 1234 01:38:27,634 --> 01:38:29,228 Do you like it? It was the emperor's library. 1235 01:38:29,253 --> 01:38:30,326 Makes a good a-barbershop. 1236 01:38:30,386 --> 01:38:32,037 Too old fashioned. I want something modern. 1237 01:38:32,062 --> 01:38:32,662 Is that so? 1238 01:38:32,722 --> 01:38:35,807 You see, when I get shaved, I'm very nervous. I like something to look at. 1239 01:38:35,892 --> 01:38:37,893 So I'm putting in glass walls and ceiling... 1240 01:38:37,977 --> 01:38:40,812 so that when my head is turned this way, I shall have a view of the mountains. 1241 01:38:40,897 --> 01:38:41,605 Ah. 1242 01:38:41,689 --> 01:38:44,316 And when it's tipped this way, I shall have a view through the glass ceiling. 1243 01:38:44,400 --> 01:38:46,193 - What's above-a the ceiling? - The ballroom. 1244 01:38:48,404 --> 01:38:50,906 Then in my summer palace I have a barbershop. 1245 01:38:52,742 --> 01:38:55,035 - Is that so? - Mm-hmm. 1246 01:38:55,119 --> 01:38:56,536 Yes. 1247 01:38:56,621 --> 01:38:58,664 That also has glass walls. 1248 01:38:58,748 --> 01:39:00,249 You don't tell me. 1249 01:39:00,333 --> 01:39:03,585 Oh, yes. With goldfish swimming inside. 1250 01:39:03,670 --> 01:39:05,587 Wait a minute. Goldfish swimming inside-a the walls? 1251 01:39:05,672 --> 01:39:07,339 - Mm-hmm. - How do you feed 'em? 1252 01:39:07,423 --> 01:39:10,926 You can't. They're all dead. That's why I'm building a new barbershop. 1253 01:39:11,010 --> 01:39:12,052 Oh. 1254 01:39:13,846 --> 01:39:16,431 - Very interesting. Very interesting. - Yes? Do you like it? 1255 01:39:21,437 --> 01:39:23,021 This is the Hynkel Stadium. 1256 01:39:23,106 --> 01:39:24,479 Before a half million spectators, 1257 01:39:24,504 --> 01:39:26,966 the greatest display of arms the world has ever known... 1258 01:39:27,026 --> 01:39:29,027 marches by in review. 1259 01:39:29,112 --> 01:39:31,113 Our beloved Phooey and II Dig-a-Ditchy are seated... 1260 01:39:31,197 --> 01:39:34,408 in the reviewing stand, thrilled by this historic event. 1261 01:39:35,410 --> 01:39:36,410 What? 1262 01:39:36,494 --> 01:39:38,120 Nothing. I'm just chewing. 1263 01:39:39,956 --> 01:39:41,873 - Ah, yes. - Would you care for some peanuts? 1264 01:39:42,959 --> 01:39:46,295 - Thank you. I've had some. - Oh. Good shape. Here you are, Spook. 1265 01:39:46,379 --> 01:39:48,630 Now passing - Tomainia's heavy artillery. 1266 01:39:50,466 --> 01:39:51,967 It's all right. 1267 01:39:52,051 --> 01:39:53,676 I want to show you my new bombing planes. 1268 01:39:53,701 --> 01:39:55,869 I just called up a half hour ago to start 'em over. 1269 01:39:55,929 --> 01:39:57,555 - Where are they coming from? - Aroma. 1270 01:39:57,639 --> 01:39:59,307 Aroma? That's 400 miles away. 1271 01:39:59,391 --> 01:40:02,018 That's right. They should be here now. I don't know what's detaining them. 1272 01:40:02,102 --> 01:40:04,854 Now passing - Tomainia's light artillery. 1273 01:40:09,651 --> 01:40:11,652 Hmm. That's very light. 1274 01:40:11,737 --> 01:40:13,571 And here come the armored tanks... 1275 01:40:13,655 --> 01:40:15,489 the pride of Tomainia's army. 1276 01:40:15,574 --> 01:40:18,909 The latest design, the last word in modern warfare. 1277 01:40:19,911 --> 01:40:21,996 Wait a minute. Where's the propellers? 1278 01:40:22,080 --> 01:40:24,248 - Propellers? - Sure. For going under the water. 1279 01:40:24,333 --> 01:40:26,334 - Tanks that go under the water? - Submarine work! 1280 01:40:26,418 --> 01:40:27,910 You never heard of aero-marine tanks 1281 01:40:27,935 --> 01:40:30,111 that go under the water and then fly up-a-stairs? 1282 01:40:30,172 --> 01:40:30,923 What's that? 1283 01:40:30,948 --> 01:40:33,198 Tanks that go under the water and fly in the air. 1284 01:40:33,258 --> 01:40:35,426 Oh, yes. Those are obsolete now. 1285 01:40:35,510 --> 01:40:37,762 We're concentrating on flying dreadnoughts. 1286 01:40:37,846 --> 01:40:40,222 Flying dreadnoughts. Mmm. 1287 01:40:45,354 --> 01:40:46,979 - What's that? - My planes! 1288 01:40:47,064 --> 01:40:50,441 Now passing - Hynkel's flying division number 34. 1289 01:40:50,525 --> 01:40:52,109 Our planes! 1290 01:40:57,449 --> 01:40:59,825 You're right. They're yours. 1291 01:41:24,976 --> 01:41:26,143 Ah, Garbitsch. 1292 01:41:27,312 --> 01:41:29,230 The invasion of Osterlich. 1293 01:41:29,314 --> 01:41:33,401 It's all so simple. Our troops, tanks and guns will be hidden along the border. 1294 01:41:33,485 --> 01:41:36,486 To disarm suspicion, you will go hunting - duck shooting or something. 1295 01:41:36,570 --> 01:41:39,239 At the appointed time, you will show up at the village of Pretzelberg... 1296 01:41:39,323 --> 01:41:43,159 meet the army, step into an automobile and cross over into Osterlich. 1297 01:41:43,244 --> 01:41:46,162 Herring and I will be waiting at the capital to receive you. 1298 01:41:46,247 --> 01:41:48,581 First, Napaloni must remove his troops from the border. 1299 01:41:48,666 --> 01:41:50,250 That question will be decided tonight. 1300 01:41:50,334 --> 01:41:51,793 Where is Napaloni? 1301 01:41:51,877 --> 01:41:53,962 I'll see if I can find him. In the meantime... 1302 01:41:54,046 --> 01:41:56,840 it might be advisable for you to dance with Madam Napaloni. 1303 01:41:56,924 --> 01:41:58,425 Huh? 1304 01:41:58,509 --> 01:41:59,968 It'll carry weight. 1305 01:42:00,052 --> 01:42:01,678 You mean I will carry weight. 1306 01:42:05,724 --> 01:42:07,517 You find him. Let me know at once. 1307 01:42:12,940 --> 01:42:16,109 - Madam Napaloni. - Your Excellency. 1308 01:42:16,193 --> 01:42:18,611 Why so triste? 1309 01:42:18,696 --> 01:42:20,530 'Cause I no speak-a. 1310 01:42:20,614 --> 01:42:22,782 No? May I have the pleasure of this dance? 1311 01:42:22,867 --> 01:42:24,159 Oh, yes. 1312 01:42:24,243 --> 01:42:25,743 Allow me. 1313 01:42:56,567 --> 01:42:59,819 Madam, your dancing was superb. 1314 01:42:59,904 --> 01:43:01,196 Excellent. 1315 01:43:01,280 --> 01:43:02,780 Very good. 1316 01:43:02,865 --> 01:43:04,115 Good. 1317 01:43:17,170 --> 01:43:18,921 - Ah, my dear Adenoid! - Benzine! 1318 01:43:19,005 --> 01:43:21,757 I've been-a looking for you all evening. What do you say we have a sandwich... 1319 01:43:21,841 --> 01:43:25,219 go to some quiet little place where we can sit down and talk-a things over, huh? 1320 01:43:25,303 --> 01:43:26,168 As you wish. 1321 01:43:26,193 --> 01:43:28,788 An excellent idea! Gentlemen, to the buffet. 1322 01:43:28,848 --> 01:43:30,516 Of course. This way. 1323 01:43:41,236 --> 01:43:42,736 Oh! 1324 01:43:48,952 --> 01:43:50,619 - There's an old Tomainian proverb. - Mmm? 1325 01:43:55,542 --> 01:43:58,794 That's very funny! I wish I understand it. 1326 01:43:58,878 --> 01:44:00,420 Now, about the border situation. 1327 01:44:00,505 --> 01:44:02,714 - Ah, yes, yes. No problem. - Oh, it should be no trouble at all. 1328 01:44:02,799 --> 01:44:03,966 - Shh, shh. - Not at all. 1329 01:44:04,050 --> 01:44:05,217 - What's the matter? - Wait. 1330 01:44:05,301 --> 01:44:07,302 Out! 1331 01:44:09,806 --> 01:44:11,890 You two, out! 1332 01:44:16,271 --> 01:44:17,271 Out. 1333 01:44:20,149 --> 01:44:22,568 - Out? - Out. 1334 01:44:22,652 --> 01:44:23,986 - Out? - Mm-hmm. 1335 01:44:24,988 --> 01:44:26,154 Out. 1336 01:44:28,741 --> 01:44:31,660 As I was saying, about the border question. 1337 01:44:31,744 --> 01:44:32,688 Ah, yes, yes, yes. 1338 01:44:32,713 --> 01:44:35,229 Just a matter of detail. Mere formalities. 1339 01:44:35,290 --> 01:44:36,373 Strawberries. 1340 01:44:36,457 --> 01:44:38,125 Pardon me. Have you English mustard? 1341 01:44:38,209 --> 01:44:40,252 - English mustard, Your Excellency. - That's the hot-a stuff? 1342 01:44:40,336 --> 01:44:41,795 - Very hot. - Ah, good shape, good shape. 1343 01:44:41,879 --> 01:44:43,714 - Cream. - Cream, Your Excellency. 1344 01:44:43,798 --> 01:44:47,009 Now, Hynkie, as far as I'm concerned, I'm gonna make this very simple. 1345 01:44:47,093 --> 01:44:50,012 This is the treaty - You agree not to invade Osterlich... 1346 01:44:50,096 --> 01:44:51,722 I agree not to invade Osterlich. 1347 01:44:51,806 --> 01:44:54,600 We sign-a the treaty, then I remove-a my troops from the border. 1348 01:44:54,684 --> 01:44:56,852 Good. In other words, when your troops are off the border, I sign. 1349 01:44:56,936 --> 01:44:58,102 - That's-a right. - Very good. 1350 01:44:58,186 --> 01:45:01,689 Oh, just a minute. You don't understand. 1351 01:45:01,773 --> 01:45:04,859 First we sign-a the treaty, then I remove-a the troops. 1352 01:45:04,943 --> 01:45:07,028 Precisely. I sign when your troops are off the border. 1353 01:45:07,112 --> 01:45:09,947 Just a minute. Hey, Spook, treaty. 1354 01:45:10,782 --> 01:45:12,074 Hold-a this. 1355 01:45:12,159 --> 01:45:13,618 Now, look. 1356 01:45:13,702 --> 01:45:15,870 You a-sign this-a treaty a-first... 1357 01:45:15,954 --> 01:45:18,331 then I remove-a the troops after. 1358 01:45:18,415 --> 01:45:19,606 Well, what are we arguing about? 1359 01:45:19,631 --> 01:45:21,399 You just said I remove-a the troops a-first. 1360 01:45:21,460 --> 01:45:23,878 You don't expect me to sign while your troops are there on the border? 1361 01:45:23,962 --> 01:45:26,088 You don't expect me to remove-a the troops until you sign? 1362 01:45:26,173 --> 01:45:27,214 - Why not? - Why should I? 1363 01:45:27,299 --> 01:45:28,737 Why shouldn't you? Osterlich is a free country. 1364 01:45:28,762 --> 01:45:29,240 So? 1365 01:45:29,301 --> 01:45:31,469 Your soldiers are there, on the Osterlich border! 1366 01:45:31,553 --> 01:45:33,929 And they'll stay there until you sign this-a treaty! 1367 01:45:34,014 --> 01:45:35,734 You'll take them off, or I'll blow them off! 1368 01:45:35,759 --> 01:45:36,331 Mmm! 1369 01:45:36,391 --> 01:45:38,225 Gentlemen, this won't get us anywhere. 1370 01:45:38,310 --> 01:45:40,561 Your Excellency, to quote an old Latin phrase - 1371 01:45:42,356 --> 01:45:44,065 He's a-right! Speak-a to him! 1372 01:45:44,149 --> 01:45:45,149 Strawberries. 1373 01:45:45,233 --> 01:45:47,485 Where's my-a sandwich? Well, give me another one! 1374 01:45:47,569 --> 01:45:49,820 - Can't we sit down and discuss this - - I'm a guest-a here. 1375 01:45:49,905 --> 01:45:52,073 Nobody talk to me in my own-a joint like that! 1376 01:45:52,157 --> 01:45:54,533 Can't we sit down and discuss this thing without passion? 1377 01:45:54,618 --> 01:45:56,994 I am not-a passionate. I am-a just, that's all. 1378 01:45:57,079 --> 01:45:59,580 I want him to sign-a the treaty. I'll remove the troops. 1379 01:45:59,665 --> 01:46:02,124 Can't you understand? What would my people think... 1380 01:46:02,209 --> 01:46:05,670 signing such a treaty when your soldiers are there on the Osterlich border? 1381 01:46:05,754 --> 01:46:07,797 I will not-a move a-soldiers until you-a sign! 1382 01:46:07,881 --> 01:46:10,758 Not until you clear that border will I sign anything. 1383 01:46:10,842 --> 01:46:13,177 - Then my soldiers remain! - Then I kick them off! 1384 01:46:13,261 --> 01:46:14,442 One move-a from you, Hynkie, 1385 01:46:14,467 --> 01:46:17,122 and my artillery take-a like this and blow you to pieces! 1386 01:46:17,182 --> 01:46:20,893 Yes, and my aeroplanes will bomb your artillery like that! 1387 01:46:20,977 --> 01:46:23,020 You want to start a world-a war? I'll get you one! 1388 01:46:23,105 --> 01:46:25,356 You and the world! I'll throw in the ocean! 1389 01:46:25,440 --> 01:46:26,774 - Mmm! - Gentlemen, please! 1390 01:46:38,786 --> 01:46:43,331 I'm-a coming home! I cannot talk to this ignoramus! 1391 01:46:43,416 --> 01:46:44,374 Strawberries! 1392 01:46:44,458 --> 01:46:46,793 Your Excellency, we have a very important position... 1393 01:46:46,877 --> 01:46:48,628 that I must urge upon you. 1394 01:46:48,713 --> 01:46:51,131 I know what you must - 1395 01:46:54,385 --> 01:46:58,179 If you would - 1396 01:47:06,564 --> 01:47:08,398 What's wrong? 1397 01:47:08,482 --> 01:47:10,984 I don't give a hoopy! I got-a my guns here in the pass! 1398 01:47:11,068 --> 01:47:13,653 If he start-a something, I'll blow him to "passes!" 1399 01:47:17,742 --> 01:47:20,410 Excellency, what's the matter? What ails you? What has - 1400 01:47:20,494 --> 01:47:23,580 - Your Excellency, this isn't like you. - Hey! What is the matter? 1401 01:47:23,664 --> 01:47:25,415 Hey, Garbitsch, come here! 1402 01:47:25,499 --> 01:47:27,167 What is the matter with-a Hynkie? 1403 01:47:27,251 --> 01:47:28,918 He's put mustard on his strawberries. 1404 01:47:29,003 --> 01:47:31,921 Mustard - What else-a can you expect from Hynkie? 1405 01:47:36,177 --> 01:47:37,594 II Dig-a-Ditchy! 1406 01:47:37,678 --> 01:47:39,429 What? What's the matter? What? 1407 01:47:39,513 --> 01:47:42,724 My little bambino! 1408 01:47:56,113 --> 01:47:57,864 - ... the Bacterian - - ... Tomainia - 1409 01:47:59,784 --> 01:48:02,202 You cannot treat-a the Bacterian people this way! 1410 01:48:02,286 --> 01:48:05,872 I'll take the Bacterian people and I'll tear them apart like this! 1411 01:48:05,956 --> 01:48:08,166 - Excellency, please! - Look! Look what he's-a doing! 1412 01:48:08,250 --> 01:48:11,878 It's an insult to my people! 1413 01:48:11,962 --> 01:48:14,506 Look, he's-a pulling spaghetti! The spaghetti! 1414 01:48:14,590 --> 01:48:16,841 He either sign-a the treaty, or we have a war! 1415 01:48:16,926 --> 01:48:18,426 - Ooh! - Listen! Listen! 1416 01:48:18,511 --> 01:48:21,678 Give me a-something! Quick! Give me a-something! I want to - 1417 01:48:25,391 --> 01:48:27,184 But it's all right. I have an appointment. 1418 01:48:27,209 --> 01:48:27,917 What's this? 1419 01:48:27,977 --> 01:48:30,521 I'm from the international press. How's the conference progressing? 1420 01:48:30,605 --> 01:48:33,398 Very successfully. How did you get in? Excuse me, will you? 1421 01:48:34,651 --> 01:48:36,819 How did this man get in here? 1422 01:48:36,903 --> 01:48:39,106 You know the regulations of the palace in regard to reporters. 1423 01:48:39,131 --> 01:48:40,179 Go down to Captain Block. 1424 01:48:40,240 --> 01:48:42,825 Tell him not to allow anyone else to enter the palace under any circumstances tonight. 1425 01:48:42,909 --> 01:48:44,952 - You understand? - Yes, sir. 1426 01:48:48,164 --> 01:48:51,667 Of course, there are minor details to be cleaned up, things that you must - 1427 01:48:52,919 --> 01:48:54,586 Excuse me. We're very busy. 1428 01:48:59,342 --> 01:49:01,468 - Oh! - Gentlemen, please! 1429 01:49:01,553 --> 01:49:03,971 The press are outside. The whole world will know that we're fighting. 1430 01:49:04,055 --> 01:49:06,598 - So what? - Can't we come to some agreement? 1431 01:49:06,683 --> 01:49:09,101 - Not until he-a signs! - I sign nothing! 1432 01:49:09,185 --> 01:49:11,270 Your Excellency, I must speak to you alone. 1433 01:49:11,354 --> 01:49:13,105 - Do you mind? - Mind? I don't a-mind! 1434 01:49:13,189 --> 01:49:15,440 - What is it? - Sign. Sign. 1435 01:49:15,525 --> 01:49:17,067 Why should he have the advantage? 1436 01:49:17,151 --> 01:49:19,152 What does it matter, a mere scrap of paper? 1437 01:49:19,237 --> 01:49:21,154 The moment you sign, he'll take his troops off the border. 1438 01:49:21,239 --> 01:49:23,282 We can move in without losing a man. 1439 01:49:24,701 --> 01:49:26,034 I'll sign. 1440 01:49:26,119 --> 01:49:28,203 What? Hold-a this! 1441 01:49:28,288 --> 01:49:30,539 Ah, my little Hynkie! 1442 01:49:30,623 --> 01:49:34,209 My-a dictator brother! I knew we have-a no trouble! 1443 01:49:39,966 --> 01:49:41,776 Two prisoners escaped in officers' uniforms! 1444 01:49:41,801 --> 01:49:43,409 Officers tied up in the guard room! 1445 01:49:44,137 --> 01:49:46,471 Sound the alarm! Two prisoners escaped! Come on! 1446 01:50:04,990 --> 01:50:06,824 The planes are searching for us. 1447 01:50:06,909 --> 01:50:08,242 Let's make for the woods. 1448 01:50:08,327 --> 01:50:10,995 No. We must keep in the open. The border's that way. 1449 01:50:12,748 --> 01:50:14,832 The invasion of Osterlich. 1450 01:50:16,084 --> 01:50:18,669 Now... or never. 1451 01:50:24,468 --> 01:50:25,801 Ducks! 1452 01:50:30,766 --> 01:50:32,516 Did you hear that? 1453 01:50:32,601 --> 01:50:34,727 Came from over there. Come on. 1454 01:50:45,697 --> 01:50:47,073 Da Blitzen! 1455 01:50:50,077 --> 01:50:51,577 Cheese and crackers! 1456 01:50:54,247 --> 01:50:55,748 da Blitzen! 1457 01:50:56,625 --> 01:50:59,418 A yodeler, huh? Where'd you get that outfit? 1458 01:50:59,503 --> 01:51:01,212 - What? - Don't answer back! 1459 01:51:03,674 --> 01:51:06,717 Where's your partner? Where's Schultz? You won't talk, huh? 1460 01:51:06,802 --> 01:51:09,637 - He'll talk when he gets into camp! - Come on! 1461 01:51:11,807 --> 01:51:15,393 There it is - the village of Pretzelberg. 1462 01:51:15,477 --> 01:51:17,144 Pretzelberg. 1463 01:51:17,229 --> 01:51:20,064 If we can pass through there, we're safe across the Osterlich border. 1464 01:51:20,148 --> 01:51:22,066 - Couldn't we go through the woods? - Of course not. 1465 01:51:22,150 --> 01:51:24,819 The woods are swarming with soldiers. They'd suspect us at once. 1466 01:51:24,903 --> 01:51:28,447 We must face the music. If you see anyone, don't look right or left. 1467 01:51:28,532 --> 01:51:31,242 We must bluff our way through. Remember, you're a storm trooper. 1468 01:51:32,077 --> 01:51:33,577 Here they come. 1469 01:51:42,253 --> 01:51:44,045 Can you see what they're doing? 1470 01:51:47,174 --> 01:51:49,718 - They're looking this way. - Well, pay no attention. Keep going. 1471 01:51:52,847 --> 01:51:55,765 They're beginning to follow us. Shall we run? 1472 01:51:55,850 --> 01:51:57,350 Certainly not. 1473 01:51:57,435 --> 01:51:59,602 - Just a little bit? - Keep walking. 1474 01:52:01,939 --> 01:52:04,691 We could walk a little faster. 1475 01:52:04,775 --> 01:52:07,110 Hmm? Make up your mind. 1476 01:52:18,205 --> 01:52:20,457 - Perhaps we'd better slow down. - No, no. Keep going. 1477 01:52:20,541 --> 01:52:22,208 - There's no hurry. - Come on. 1478 01:52:25,880 --> 01:52:27,047 - What is it? - He's here! 1479 01:52:27,131 --> 01:52:29,716 What? Bugler! Sound assembly! 1480 01:52:39,477 --> 01:52:42,645 Company! Attention! 1481 01:52:43,731 --> 01:52:46,232 Present... arms! 1482 01:52:49,904 --> 01:52:51,861 You don't want to change your mind and turn back? 1483 01:52:51,886 --> 01:52:53,138 No, keep going. Keep going. 1484 01:52:54,492 --> 01:52:56,993 - Hail Hynkel. - Order... arms! 1485 01:52:58,829 --> 01:53:01,664 Your Excellency will be pleased to know that everything is under control. 1486 01:53:01,749 --> 01:53:03,416 - Good. - Good. 1487 01:53:03,501 --> 01:53:06,920 I have been in continued communication with Marshal Herring in Osterlich, sir. 1488 01:53:07,004 --> 01:53:09,005 The route ahead of us is well-guarded. 1489 01:53:09,090 --> 01:53:12,759 And at the back of us are 200 tanks, 50 armored cars and 500 machine guns. 1490 01:53:12,843 --> 01:53:14,677 - Is that - - Good. 1491 01:53:14,762 --> 01:53:17,180 - Good. - Are we ready to start? 1492 01:53:17,264 --> 01:53:18,515 - Yes. - Yes. 1493 01:53:19,767 --> 01:53:21,142 Gentlemen. 1494 01:53:27,690 --> 01:53:30,359 Schultz, I'm certainly happy to see you with us again. 1495 01:53:30,443 --> 01:53:31,777 Thank you. 1496 01:53:38,868 --> 01:53:41,995 - Where are we going? - You're invading Osterlich. 1497 01:54:55,278 --> 01:54:58,113 Mr. Jaeckel! Mr. Jaeckel! 1498 01:54:58,198 --> 01:55:01,283 - Hannah! - Mr. Jaeckel, look, they're coming! 1499 01:55:45,786 --> 01:55:47,662 Present... arms! 1500 01:55:49,081 --> 01:55:51,082 Hail Hynkel! 1501 01:55:51,166 --> 01:55:53,417 Hail Hynkel! 1502 01:55:53,502 --> 01:55:55,711 Present... arms! 1503 01:55:57,422 --> 01:56:00,758 Your Excellency, the world awaits your word. 1504 01:56:33,667 --> 01:56:35,710 What's happened to him? He looks strange. 1505 01:56:35,794 --> 01:56:37,670 And what's Schultz doing here? 1506 01:56:37,754 --> 01:56:39,088 Pardoned, I suppose. 1507 01:56:51,309 --> 01:57:01,309 Here. 1508 01:57:06,365 --> 01:57:08,658 His Excellency, Herr Garbitsch... 1509 01:57:08,743 --> 01:57:12,120 Secretary of the Interior, Minister of Propaganda. 1510 01:57:16,959 --> 01:57:19,002 "Corona veniet delectis." 1511 01:57:19,086 --> 01:57:21,296 "Victory shall come to the worthy." 1512 01:57:22,173 --> 01:57:27,385 Today, democracy, liberty and equality are words to fool the people. 1513 01:57:27,470 --> 01:57:30,180 No nation can progress with such ideas. 1514 01:57:30,264 --> 01:57:31,848 They stand in the way of action. 1515 01:57:31,932 --> 01:57:33,850 Therefore, we frankly abolish them. 1516 01:57:34,852 --> 01:57:36,020 In the future, 1517 01:57:36,045 --> 01:57:39,547 each man will serve the interest of the state with absolute obedience. 1518 01:57:39,607 --> 01:57:41,649 Let him who refuses beware. 1519 01:57:41,734 --> 01:57:46,112 The rights of citizenship will be taken away from all Jews and other non-Aryans. 1520 01:57:46,197 --> 01:57:49,532 They are inferior, and therefore enemies of the state. 1521 01:57:49,617 --> 01:57:53,036 It is the duty of all true Aryans to hate and despise them. 1522 01:57:54,246 --> 01:57:57,290 Henceforth, this nation is annexed to the Tomainian Empire... 1523 01:57:57,375 --> 01:57:58,558 and the people of this nation 1524 01:57:58,583 --> 01:58:01,193 will obey the laws bestowed upon us by our great leader... 1525 01:58:02,546 --> 01:58:06,716 the dictator of Tomainia, the conqueror of Osterlich... 1526 01:58:06,801 --> 01:58:10,678 the future emperor of the world. 1527 01:58:11,722 --> 01:58:13,431 You must speak. 1528 01:58:14,433 --> 01:58:15,892 I can't. 1529 01:58:15,976 --> 01:58:18,561 You must. It's our only hope. 1530 01:58:21,357 --> 01:58:22,690 Hope. 1531 01:59:10,530 --> 01:59:12,114 I'm sorry... 1532 01:59:12,198 --> 01:59:14,116 but I don't want to be an emperor. 1533 01:59:14,200 --> 01:59:16,285 That's not my business. 1534 01:59:16,369 --> 01:59:18,871 I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. 1535 01:59:18,955 --> 01:59:20,873 I should like to help everyone, if possible - 1536 01:59:20,957 --> 01:59:24,209 Jew, gentile, black man, white. 1537 01:59:24,294 --> 01:59:27,880 We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. 1538 01:59:27,964 --> 01:59:31,216 We want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. 1539 01:59:31,301 --> 01:59:33,719 We don't want to hate and despise one another. 1540 01:59:33,803 --> 01:59:36,972 In this world, there's room for everyone, and the good earth is rich... 1541 01:59:37,056 --> 01:59:38,974 and can provide for everyone. 1542 01:59:39,058 --> 01:59:42,102 The way of life can be free and beautiful. 1543 01:59:42,187 --> 01:59:44,229 But we have lost the way. 1544 01:59:44,314 --> 01:59:46,857 Greed has poisoned men's souls... 1545 01:59:46,941 --> 01:59:49,234 has barricaded the world with hate... 1546 01:59:49,319 --> 01:59:52,237 has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. 1547 01:59:52,322 --> 01:59:55,699 We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. 1548 01:59:55,783 --> 01:59:58,827 Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. 1549 01:59:58,912 --> 02:00:02,831 Our knowledge has made us cynical, our cleverness hard and unkind. 1550 02:00:02,916 --> 02:00:05,751 We think too much and feel too little. 1551 02:00:05,835 --> 02:00:08,419 More than machinery, we need humanity. 1552 02:00:08,504 --> 02:00:12,089 More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. 1553 02:00:12,174 --> 02:00:16,427 Without these qualities, life will be violent, and all will be lost. 1554 02:00:16,512 --> 02:00:19,222 The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. 1555 02:00:19,306 --> 02:00:22,517 These very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men... 1556 02:00:22,601 --> 02:00:26,020 cries out for universal brotherhood, for the unity of us all. 1557 02:00:26,104 --> 02:00:29,106 Even now, my voice is reaching millions throughout the world... 1558 02:00:29,191 --> 02:00:32,401 millions of despairing men, women and little children... 1559 02:00:32,486 --> 02:00:37,490 victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. 1560 02:00:37,574 --> 02:00:40,952 To those who can hear me I say, do not despair. 1561 02:00:41,036 --> 02:00:44,205 The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed... 1562 02:00:44,289 --> 02:00:48,042 the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. 1563 02:00:48,126 --> 02:00:51,420 The hate of men will pass, and dictators die... 1564 02:00:51,505 --> 02:00:55,049 and the power they took from the people will return to the people. 1565 02:00:55,133 --> 02:00:58,928 And so long as men die, liberty will never perish. 1566 02:01:00,305 --> 02:01:02,974 Soldiers, don't give yourselves to brutes... 1567 02:01:03,058 --> 02:01:06,727 men who despise you, enslave you, who regiment your lives... 1568 02:01:06,812 --> 02:01:09,063 tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel... 1569 02:01:09,147 --> 02:01:13,484 who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder! 1570 02:01:13,569 --> 02:01:16,153 Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men - 1571 02:01:16,238 --> 02:01:19,824 machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! 1572 02:01:19,908 --> 02:01:23,661 You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! 1573 02:01:23,745 --> 02:01:25,997 You have the love of humanity in your hearts. 1574 02:01:26,081 --> 02:01:28,416 You don't hate. Only the unloved hate. 1575 02:01:28,500 --> 02:01:30,418 The unloved and the unnatural. 1576 02:01:30,502 --> 02:01:34,005 Soldiers, don't fight for slavery, fight for liberty! 1577 02:01:34,089 --> 02:01:36,132 In the 17th chapter of Saint Luke it is written... 1578 02:01:36,216 --> 02:01:37,842 "The kingdom of God is within man." 1579 02:01:37,926 --> 02:01:41,512 Not one man nor a group of men, but in all men - in you! 1580 02:01:41,597 --> 02:01:43,639 You the people have the power - 1581 02:01:43,724 --> 02:01:46,726 the power to create machines, the power to create happiness! 1582 02:01:46,810 --> 02:01:50,353 You the people have the power to make this life free and beautiful... 1583 02:01:50,438 --> 02:01:52,689 to make this life a wonderful adventure. 1584 02:01:52,773 --> 02:01:55,942 Then, in the name of democracy, let us use that power! 1585 02:01:56,027 --> 02:01:57,611 Let us all unite! 1586 02:01:57,695 --> 02:02:01,114 Let us fight for a new world, a decent world... 1587 02:02:01,198 --> 02:02:02,949 that will give men a chance to work... 1588 02:02:03,034 --> 02:02:06,036 that will give youth a future and old age a security. 1589 02:02:06,120 --> 02:02:09,080 By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. 1590 02:02:09,165 --> 02:02:13,043 But they lie. They do not fulfill that promise. They never will! 1591 02:02:13,127 --> 02:02:16,880 Dictators free themselves, but they enslave the people. 1592 02:02:16,964 --> 02:02:20,050 Now let us fight to fulfill that promise! 1593 02:02:20,134 --> 02:02:22,385 Let us fight to free the world... 1594 02:02:22,470 --> 02:02:26,056 to do away with national barriers, to do away with greed... 1595 02:02:26,140 --> 02:02:28,141 with hate and intolerance. 1596 02:02:28,225 --> 02:02:32,812 Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress... 1597 02:02:32,897 --> 02:02:35,231 will lead to all men's happiness. 1598 02:02:35,316 --> 02:02:39,653 Soldiers, in the name of democracy, let us all unite! 1599 02:03:04,762 --> 02:03:06,054 Hannah... 1600 02:03:07,014 --> 02:03:08,515 can you hear me? 1601 02:03:09,600 --> 02:03:13,186 Wherever you are, look up, Hannah. 1602 02:03:14,021 --> 02:03:16,272 The clouds are lifting. 1603 02:03:16,357 --> 02:03:18,358 The sun is breaking through. 1604 02:03:18,859 --> 02:03:22,362 We are coming out of the darkness and into the light. 1605 02:03:22,446 --> 02:03:26,783 We are coming into a new world, a kindlier world... 1606 02:03:26,867 --> 02:03:29,119 where men will rise above their hate... 1607 02:03:29,203 --> 02:03:31,870 their greed and brutality. 1608 02:03:32,872 --> 02:03:34,540 Look up, Hannah. 1609 02:03:34,624 --> 02:03:37,209 The soul of man has been given wings... 1610 02:03:37,293 --> 02:03:40,295 and at last he is beginning to fly. 1611 02:03:40,380 --> 02:03:42,631 He is flying into the rainbow... 1612 02:03:42,716 --> 02:03:46,135 into the light of hope, into the future - 1613 02:03:46,219 --> 02:03:48,303 the glorious future... 1614 02:03:48,388 --> 02:03:51,306 that belongs to you, to me... 1615 02:03:51,391 --> 02:03:53,225 and to all of us. 1616 02:03:53,309 --> 02:03:56,019 Look up, Hannah. Look up. 1617 02:04:21,171 --> 02:04:24,339 Hannah, did you hear that? 1618 02:04:26,509 --> 02:04:27,843 Listen. 1619 02:04:28,305 --> 02:04:38,305 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org