1 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,609 Motherfuckers! 2 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,001 Fuck. 3 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,405 Fuck! 4 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,002 We're almost home, buddy! 5 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,287 Whoo! 6 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,921 Whoo! 7 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:35,763 My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe! 8 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,962 He's all mine! 9 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,445 He's super friendly! 10 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,241 Oh, wow. 11 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,890 Look at the giraffe. 12 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,122 Oh, my God. Where do you think it's going? 13 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,006 Whoo! 14 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:01,562 Oh, my life is great! I have a wonderful life! 15 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,682 I have a wonderful life! 16 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:42,527 Yes, sir. Absolutely, I will. Thank you so much. No, of course. 17 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:46,885 No, no. And again, I'm so sorry. 18 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,722 That was the mayor, Alan. 19 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,965 It was an accident. 20 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,451 You said you'd always love me no matter what I did. 21 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:03,400 I know and I do. You're my best friend. But, Alan, why would you buy a giraffe? 22 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,291 I've always wanted one. 23 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,211 I could feed him from my tree house. 24 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:11,442 Besides, they remind me a lot of myself. 25 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,041 In what way? 26 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:18,051 They're majestic, pensive and tall. 27 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,248 - Pensive? - Yeah. 28 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,920 - Where'd you learn that word? - "Words With Friends." 29 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,686 - What friends, Alan? - You can set it on random. 30 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:32,007 Alan, aside from the fact that you shut down a freeway... 31 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:36,002 you murdered a wild animal. It's national news. 32 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:39,204 You don't want to know the checks I had to write to fix this. 33 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,203 Oh, please. We're rich. 34 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,727 We are not anything, Alan. 35 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:47,561 I am well-off. You are my 40-year-old son... 36 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:49,404 Forty-two. I'm 42! 37 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:53,042 42-year-old son who still lives at home. 38 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:56,682 You are to go back on your medication or I'm cutting you off. 39 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,684 You're bluffing. When's dinner? 40 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,681 Your mother and I can't take this anymore! 41 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,730 - Well, you might have to. - I can't do it! 42 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,086 I cannot do this! 43 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:11,330 I don't care what you say anymore 44 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,369 This is my life 45 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:21,403 Go ahead with your own life Leave me alone 46 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:25,167 Keep it to yourself It's my life 47 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,001 Alan! Alan! 48 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:37,642 Ave 49 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:44,809 Maria 50 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,242 My God, he's got the voice of an angel. 51 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,004 It's breathtaking. 52 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:12,528 Ave 53 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:19,723 Maria 54 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,763 I can't believe my daddy is dead. 55 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:34,969 I can think of so many people I would rather have died first. 56 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,406 Like my mother. 57 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,331 As many of you know... 58 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:44,047 my father and I were extremely close. 59 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,604 He was my life partner. 60 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:52,202 He would often tell me, almost on a daily basis... 61 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:54,010 that I was his favorite child. 62 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:58,722 I'll always remember the last words he said to me: 63 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,363 "I'm proud of you, Alan. 64 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,125 Never change." 65 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:06,164 Well... 66 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:09,210 I heard you loud and clear, Daddy. 67 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,882 I will never change. 68 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:14,805 Never, ever. 69 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:17,525 Oh, Mom. 70 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,850 Go ahead, chief. 71 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,887 Sid Garner was a beloved husband... 72 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,645 father and neighbor. 73 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,408 Wow, rough day. 74 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,325 - Yeah, how's Tracy doing? - Not great. 75 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:39,689 Her mother's totally on the edge, and if all this weren't enough... 76 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,684 apparently Alan's been off his meds for almost six months. 77 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,046 Oh, boy. 78 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,248 Yeah, it has not been pretty. 79 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:50,086 - Then there's the whole fucking giraffe thing. - I thought that was pretty funny. 80 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,083 - What? - Come on. He killed a giraffe. 81 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:53,924 Who gives a fuck? 82 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:59,044 You know, I wasn't gonna say anything, but Alan's been stopping by my office lately. 83 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,083 You're kidding me. What for? 84 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:05,922 I don't know. He just sits in the waiting room and reads Highlights magazine. 85 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:09,363 Fills in the puzzles, whatever he can, and then leaves. 86 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,171 Check it out. 87 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:17,120 - Wow. - Jesus, what are you gonna do with him? 88 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:20,011 Actually, I wanted to talk to you guys about that. 89 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,731 Linda really wants to stage an intervention for him. 90 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,723 An intervention? Really? 91 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,689 I think that sounds like a great idea. 92 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,683 Yeah, the thing is... 93 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:33,562 she's pretty convinced he won't agree to it unless all of us are there. 94 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,530 I mean, you know how he is. 95 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:38,843 I don't know. It seems a little extreme to me. 96 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,850 Oh, God. Look at him now. 97 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,844 Okay, I'm in. When are we doing it? 98 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,724 So we talked to Tracy today... 99 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:56,367 and she said that the treatment facility that they found is really nice. 100 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,524 It's beautiful. I checked it out online. Great reputation. 101 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:03,765 Who gives a fuck? It's in Arizona. We gotta go on like a two-day drive for this shit? 102 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:04,967 Here we go. 103 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,851 They should just save their money and send him to fat camp. 104 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,047 - Phil. - What? 105 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,249 He should lose weight. He'll find a woman. The dude's lonely. 106 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:15,284 If he's so lonely, why don't the you spend more time with him? 107 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:18,848 - No, trust me, you don't want that. - No. You definitely don't want that. 108 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,923 Come on. He's not that bad. 109 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:24,004 I mean, what's the worst that's happened? The tattoo? 110 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,761 Yeah, the tattoo's the worst. 111 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,126 Right? 112 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:33,250 Definitely. Tattoo was the worst. Nightmare. 113 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,522 Speaking of which, you ever get tested? 114 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:37,886 Excuse me? 115 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:39,405 You know, because of the ink. 116 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,080 That went inside you. 117 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,925 I'm fine. 118 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,647 - Take care. - All right, good luck tomorrow. 119 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,211 Oh, thanks. 120 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,168 - I'll pick you up at 11. Perfect. 121 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,446 Thank you so much. 122 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,171 Thanks. 123 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:09,284 - Again, thank you so much for coming. - Oh, of course. 124 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,330 This is Nico. Nico is a good friend of Alan's. 125 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,530 - What's up, bros? - Oh, yeah, hey. 126 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:18,527 And that's Blanca. Blanca's been with us since Alan was a baby. 127 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:20,045 - Hello. - Hello. 128 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,363 And this is Timothy. Timothy lives across the street. 129 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,010 He and Alan swim together. 130 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,328 - Hey, what's up, little man? - Hey. 131 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,608 - Why don't you guys take a seat? - Yeah. 132 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,807 Tracy's on her way back with Alan right now. 133 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:39,648 Obviously, he has no idea this is coming, so things might get a little intense. 134 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,371 But, no matter what happens, remember: 135 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,444 This is all about Alan getting better. 136 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,320 Mother, Oreo smoothie, now! 137 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,645 Oh. 138 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,408 - Hey, everyone. - Hey. 139 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:59,450 Hey, Timothy. Little cold for a swim, isn't it? 140 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:03,569 Oh, wow. Look. You went to the pier today. How was that? 141 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,768 - We had a great time. - Yeah. 142 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:09,970 I played skee ball for, like, 45 minutes. It was a pretty sick workout. 143 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,884 What's going on? 144 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:15,806 Uh, ahem, why don't you have a seat, bud? We just want to talk to you for a sec. 145 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,803 Okay. 146 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,326 - Hey, Phil. - Hey. Yeah. 147 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,960 - Yeah. - What's going on? 148 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,321 Oh, you got me. 149 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,811 So, Alan... 150 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:36,124 we're all here to tell you about an awesome place... 151 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,884 called New Horizons. 152 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,003 That does sound awesome. 153 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,971 Alan, this is an intervention. 154 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:45,487 A what? 155 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:47,527 Mom. 156 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,850 Alan. 157 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:56,082 "I love you so much. We all do." 158 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:59,289 But we can't keep lying to each other. 159 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,323 "Ever since you were a baby, all I want... " 160 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,807 Oh, my God, is anybody else falling asleep? 161 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,121 Alan, listen. 162 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,721 - No offense, Morn, but you're boring. - Mr. Alan. 163 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,127 Oh, now you? 164 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,085 "I pick up after you for 30 years." 165 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:16,285 I cleaned your room. I see things no one should ever see. 166 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,131 But I pray for you. 167 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,086 - Mr. Alan, everyone... " Hey. 168 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,288 - Someone should clean that up. - Alan. 169 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:26,523 Alan. You are not well. 170 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,843 You're off your meds and you're clearly upsetting your whole family. 171 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,288 - That's baloney. - Alan, if you say yes to this... 172 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:37,081 we drive you there today, and I promise you will come back a changed man. 173 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,651 Who's we? What do you mean, "we"? Who's we? 174 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:45,088 We. All of us. Stu, Phil, me, you. 175 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,689 You going, Phil? 176 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,283 I love you, Alan. 177 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,090 Hey, Alan, you hungry? 178 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,208 You wanna get some Arby's? 179 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,044 No, thanks. 180 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:55,166 You know, I meant to tell you earlier, that's a really cool vest you got on. 181 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,088 Thanks, Phil. It was my dad's. 182 00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,651 He died in it. 183 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,131 Whoa. 184 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,009 That's intense. 185 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:07,051 Hey, Alan, just want to say what you're doing is really brave. We're proud of you. 186 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,964 Yeah, you're gonna do great. 187 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,967 Stop the car. I don't want to do this anymore. 188 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,088 - What? - I changed my mind. 189 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,170 Alan, you can't change your mind. Everybody's counting on you. 190 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,971 I'm fine just the way I am. I want to go home. 191 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,810 Turn the car around. Now, please! I don't... 192 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:25,965 What the fuck was that? 193 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,725 - Oh, my God! He's doing it on purpose! - Get out of his way! 194 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,365 I am, I am. 195 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:39,203 - Hey! Hey, get the fuck off! - You have to exchange information. 196 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,160 - Why? - Jesus. Phil! 197 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,731 - Phil! Phil! - Oh, shit! 198 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,967 - Get away from him! - I'm trying! 199 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,608 Look out! - Oh, shit! 200 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,562 AW, shit! Oh, shit. 201 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,367 Shit! 202 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:07,961 Go, go, go! 203 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,963 Lock your doors! Doug, lock your doors! 204 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:11,963 Shit! What's going on? 205 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,851 Get the fuck... Hang on! 206 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,570 - Help! - Let go, fucking asshole! 207 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,808 - Stu! We're okay. - We're in an elevator! 208 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,246 Where are you? 209 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,640 What the fuck is going on? 210 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,250 Please, this is a huge mistake. 211 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,930 You got the wrong guys! 212 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:00,209 I got the right fucking guys! Get him up. Pick him up. Put him here. 213 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:04,450 - You're Black Doug! That's Black Doug! - Shut the fuck up with that. Shut the fuck up. 214 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,290 Oh, my God. It is. 215 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,963 Alan, tell me right now, why is Black Doug kidnapping us? 216 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,441 - I said don't call me that shit no more. - Sorry. 217 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,807 - It ain't Alan's fault. - Thank you, Black Doug. 218 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,129 - Motherfucker! - Doug! 219 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,481 - Doug! 220 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,846 - Just Doug, okay? - Yeah. 221 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,126 Why are you doing this? 222 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,691 MARSHALL Because“. 223 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,762 I told him to. 224 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,081 I'm Marshall. 225 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,564 And whether you know it or not... 226 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,687 we all have something in common. 227 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:41,088 And it all started four years ago when this moron... 228 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:45,169 sold the wrong drugs to this dumb fuck. 229 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:50,167 You have no idea the chain of events that were set in motion that night... 230 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:54,006 in the parking lot of a fucking liquor store. 231 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,767 What up, nigga? 232 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,565 Excuse me? 233 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,166 Chill out, I'm not a cop. Just in town for the night. 234 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,402 Me and my boys looking to get our freak on. 235 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,728 You sold Alan roofies. 236 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,923 Oh, shit. I must've mixed up the bags. 237 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,411 My fault, Alan. 238 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,604 Damn. Marshall gonna be pissed off at me on that one. 239 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,770 Damn. Marshall gonna be pissed off at me on that one. 240 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,485 Marshall? 241 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,529 You're Marshall. 242 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,967 You brought us out here because of that? 243 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,801 You're not here because of that. 244 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:50,204 You're here because some Chinaman I never heard of strolls into my town... 245 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,681 and takes one of my guys off the street. 246 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,524 - Mr. Chow? - Yes. 247 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,887 Yes, Mr. Leslie fucking Chow. 248 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,088 You introduced a virus into my life. 249 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,085 Oh, God, what did he do? 250 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,526 He fucked me in the ass. 251 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,762 Oh, he does that from time to time. 252 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,843 Not literally. 253 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,247 Jesus! 254 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,881 A few weeks after your bullshit, I get word... 255 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,725 this sheik is coming in from Abu Dhabi. 256 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,608 He was looking to make some less-than-legal investments. 257 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,965 He brought his two wives... 258 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:30,403 and $42 million in gold bars. 259 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:33,646 It was a lay-up. 260 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,245 Get down! Get down! 261 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,600 We took it all. 262 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:45,565 Two vans, each with 21 million in gold. 263 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,923 MY guys split up. 264 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,808 One of them made it back... 265 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,049 one of them didn't. 266 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,131 Is there a problem, officer? 267 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,924 Not anymore, motherfucker. 268 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:15,606 Leslie Chow stole $21 million from me... 269 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,171 on a Tuesday. 270 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,124 Oh, God. 271 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,209 I looked everywhere for him. 272 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,283 But he's gone, no one can find him. 273 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:27,889 Until the little cockroach got himself pinched in Bangkok. 274 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,929 So I pay him a visit. 275 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,207 I offer him a truce. 276 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,041 I won't touch a hair on his head. 277 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,682 I just want him to tell me where my gold is. 278 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,564 He refuses to talk. 279 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,569 Not only does he refuse to talk to me... 280 00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:00,645 he has no communication with anyone from the outside... 281 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,131 GXCeplj you! 282 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,611 H9)'... 283 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,171 It's unfair! 284 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,004 Alan, you been talking to Chow? 285 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,731 - They've been writing letters. - Hey, those are private! 286 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:15,251 "Dear Leslie, OMG, the McRib is back! Why was it ever gone?" 287 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,606 Exactly! 288 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,684 "Dear Alan, I threw urine on prison guard today. 289 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,968 Blamed it on cellmate. Wish you were here." 290 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,724 Yeah, I wish I could've seen that. 291 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:28,010 Letter after letter of total nonsense... 292 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,208 except for one common thread: 293 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,805 You guys! 294 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:33,886 The wolf pack. 295 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,485 Jesus Christ, Alan. 296 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,250 Five weeks ago, Chow escaped from maximum security detention. 297 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,171 Oh, fuck. 298 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,324 He stowed aboard a shipping freighter bound for the West Coast. 299 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,727 - Where is he? - I don't know. 300 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,043 Alan, if you know where he is, you tell this man right now. 301 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:58,242 Phil, I don't know, I swear. I haven't talked to him in months. 302 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,050 We gotta do it the hard way. 303 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,849 - Oh, no! - What the fuck? Hey! 304 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,241 - Let's go. - Hey! No! No! What the fuck? 305 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,561 Whoa, what are you doing? 306 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,850 Doug is my insurance. He stays with me. 307 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,606 You don't give me Chow, I blow his brains out. 308 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,091 You go to the cops... 309 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:21,721 I blow his brains out. 310 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,531 That's insane! We don't even know where the fuck he is! 311 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,523 No one does. 312 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:30,127 But I figure the wolf pack has the best chance of finding him. 313 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,361 You have three days. 314 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,531 Get to work. 315 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,088 Can you take Stu instead? 316 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,606 Fuck you, Alan. 317 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,167 Shit. 318 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:49,931 Shit! 319 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,008 - Alan. - Yeah, Phil? 320 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,090 I need you to roll over here and chew off these hand-ties. 321 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,486 Okay. 322 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,965 - Oh. - Damn it! 323 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,328 Ow. Oh, fuck! 324 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,762 - Got a little too much steam. - Get off me. 325 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,042 All right, let me just shimmy down. 326 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,481 - Would you just hold still? Hold still! - Ow. 327 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:11,971 Help! 328 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,365 Help! 329 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,522 Holy shit. 330 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,206 What are we gonna do, Stu? 331 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:29,045 We're gonna go to the police. - Oh, no, we're fucking not. 332 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,244 Did you hear that guy? 333 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,885 He will kill Doug, period. 334 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,051 Chow is a cancer. 335 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,561 He's been a cancer since the first day we met him. 336 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,485 We're gonna hand him over to Marshall and then it's done. 337 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,846 - Hey, Phil. - Alan, not now. 338 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,168 But I need you, Stu. I can't do this alone. 339 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,164 Do what alone? We have no idea where he even is. 340 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,446 - Phil. - What, Alan? 341 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,171 I was gonna say I got this strange e-mail the other day. 342 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,802 I wasn't sure what it meant, but now I think it might be from Chow. 343 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,210 "Fatty, it feels good to be out." 344 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:01,409 I'm close by. Tell no one. I'll be in touch. 345 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,806 "Chow." 346 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:08,169 This says "Chow." How did you not know this was from Chow? 347 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,721 At the time, I thought it was "Chow" like "goodbye." 348 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,564 You know, like, "Chow, arrivederci." 349 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,291 - You know, Sbarro, Papa John's. - I'm writing him back. 350 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,204 Whoa, wait, wait. Just hold on. 351 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,840 Gonna tell him you're happy he's out and you'd love to see him. 352 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,207 Ooh, I would love to see him. 353 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,683 Do you even know what's going on? 354 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:28,686 Yes, I do. Phil's doing all the work, I'm his assistant... 355 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,606 - ... you're standing there looking like an idiot. - I'm gonna arrange a meeting... 356 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,684 - ... and we're gonna take him out. - "Take him out"? 357 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,008 Who says that? How do we take someone out? 358 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,364 We'll use drugs. 359 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,249 Prescription drugs. 360 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,880 You know, the kind a dentist has access to. 361 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:49,362 Good luck finding a dentist who will write fake prescriptions. 362 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,801 Oh, I know one. His name is Stuart Price. 363 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,769 Now let's go find a fucking pharmacy. 364 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:58,123 Whoo! You just got schooled, son. 365 00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:59,880 Are you coming or not? 366 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,485 I don't like this plan. 367 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,246 Okay, then. Ciao. 368 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,847 I got a pretty dope sense of humor, bro! 369 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,925 This amount with syringes is just weird. Go check it out. 370 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,641 Everything okay? 371 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,962 Well, it's just a strange request. 372 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:28,327 This drug in this amount and a pack of syringes. 373 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,602 - It's just a little weird. - Yeah. 374 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,650 It's just kind of an emergency, so... 375 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,521 See, that right there, and you're acting all fidgety, plus you look like shit... 376 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,921 in our business, these are all red flags. 377 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,321 I need to call the doctor, make sure everything's okay. 378 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:46,565 Aha. You're in luck, because I actually am the prescribing doctor. 379 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,041 Oh, boy. Another red flag. 380 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,965 It says here you're a dentist. 381 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:58,249 Yeah. Doctor of Dental Science. 382 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,003 This is fucked up. 383 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,011 Hey, Dad? 384 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,124 I think we got a live one. 385 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,601 How'd we do? 386 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,650 We did good. I got Demerol, a pack of syringes... 387 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,804 and almost lost my dental license. 388 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,883 - What about Chow? Anything? - No. 389 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,771 Oh, look at this. He e-mailed me like 2O minutes ago. 390 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,163 Alan, we've been sit... 391 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,731 Give me the phone, please. 392 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,922 - What does it say? - Oh, wow. 393 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,283 He wants to meet Alan tonight at 8. It says come alone. 394 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,169 - Come alone where? - A bus stop. 395 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:35,566 In Tijuana. 396 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,210 Tijuana's the bomb. 397 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:38,691 Oh, fuck. 398 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:42,248 No, that's perfect. No, it's like a three-hour drive from here. 399 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,768 Yeah, Stu, try reading a map. 400 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,324 Yeah, Alan, try reading anything ever. 401 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,165 Yeah, Stu, try not having such big horse teeth. 402 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,561 All right, we need a plan. 403 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,166 They're meeting on a bus bench in a public place... 404 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:02,409 so Alan needs to convince Chow to go someplace more private. 405 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:06,201 Someplace where we can sneak up on him and drug him. 406 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,767 Like where? 407 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,485 I don't know, like an alley. 408 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:10,971 What about a movie theater? 409 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,409 Fuck, that's actually a great idea. 410 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,842 The lights go down... 411 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,123 we take the seats behind him, we jab him and it's fucking done. 412 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,131 I'll jab him if you want. I've drugged people before. 413 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:23,965 Yeah, us. 414 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:27,647 No offense, but we're not letting you handle any drugs. You'll kill someone. 415 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,370 Oh, please, I'm an expert. 416 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,329 Remember the marshmallows in Thailand? 417 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,647 Yeah? 418 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,202 I made it so you could eat at least three before hitting a fatal dose. 419 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,010 Wait. 420 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,881 So you're saying I would've died if I had had four? 421 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,442 Nobody eats four marshmallows, Stu. 422 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,251 That insane theory is the only reason I'm still alive? 423 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,926 Yes! And you're welcome, by the way. 424 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,521 Don't say "you're welcome" for almost killing me. 425 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:54,727 - Fine. - Thank you. 426 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,769 - You're welcome. - Goddamn it! 427 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,251 Oh, God. 428 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,449 You know, you were right. 429 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:42,449 - About what? - That place in Arizona. It's not gonna help him. 430 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,611 There is no facility that can fix this guy. 431 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,290 We're gonna spend the rest of our lives dealing with him... 432 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,762 because we're all he has now. 433 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,522 You realize that? We're it. 434 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,170 Oh, shit, check it out. 435 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:01,721 Is that Chow? 436 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,644 Hey, fat stuff. 437 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,006 - Leslie. - Uh-uh-uh. 438 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,527 - Act cool. Eyes forward. - Yeah, okay. 439 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,207 - Anyone follow you? - No, I don't think so. 440 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:11,691 Good, good. 441 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:15,367 Gotta keep low profile right now. Chow wanted man. 442 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,563 Can't trust anyone. 443 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,690 Quick, give me some sugar. Come on, come on, come on. 444 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,926 What the fuck? 445 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,082 Did he just kiss him? 446 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,323 Listen, I'm in a bit of a pickle, Alan. 447 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,245 - I need a friend. - Well, I'm your friend, Leslie. 448 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,331 Exactly. That's why I called you down here. 449 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,404 You're the only person I can trust in this shit-hole of a life. 450 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,921 That's not true. Stu and Phil are your friends. 451 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,170 Oh, really? 452 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,811 That's interesting. 453 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,771 Where are they? 454 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,689 - Around. - Around where? 455 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,001 I don't know. 456 00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:00,328 - Motherfucker! I told you to come alone! - Leslie. 457 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,527 Shit. 458 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,091 - What happened? - Is he leaving? 459 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,208 We'll talk more! I'll give you another kiss! 460 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:06,486 He's coming this way. 461 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,404 Get down. Get down. 462 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,961 Fuck. - Leslie! 463 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,043 Oh, fuck. 464 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,802 - Get out of the car, you mutts! - Leslie, no! 465 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,440 - Get off me, fat clown! - Chow! Chow, calm down! 466 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,688 - Who sent you? - No one! No. 467 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:24,083 - We just wanted to see you! - Liar! No one wants to see Chow! 468 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,369 No, we... We miss you. 469 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,285 - What? - We miss you, Chow! 470 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,727 - That's it. - Yeah. 471 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,405 We miss you. 472 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,686 You miss me? 473 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,930 So much. 474 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,760 You miss Chow. 475 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:48,447 Yeah, buddy. 476 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,400 We love you, Chow. 477 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:04,931 I hurt myself today 478 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:10,163 To see if I still feel 479 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,407 I focus on the pain 480 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:21,200 The only thing that's real 481 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,969 What have I become 482 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,327 What the fuck am I watching? 483 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,610 My sweetest friend 484 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,801 Everyone I know 485 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,325 Goes away in the end 486 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,131 - Is that gonna be enough? - Oh, yeah. 487 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,967 This will take about a minute to kick in. We'll tell the waitress he's drunk. 488 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,441 By the time we get to the car, he'll be out cold. 489 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,490 My empire of din' 490 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:56,565 I will let you down 491 00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:02,322 I will make you hurt 492 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,003 Alan, sit down. 493 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:12,685 That was really nice, Chow. 494 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:14,006 Thanks, Phil. 495 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,731 The key is to sing from your heart. 496 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,201 So Mexico, huh? What are you doing down here? 497 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:23,331 You know, fucking, doing blow. Same old, same old. 498 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:24,925 Ooh, I got into cockfighting. 499 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,731 - Oh, cockfighting. That sounds wonderful. - Yes. 500 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,048 Basically, been killing it down here. 501 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,967 That is just terrific. Right? 502 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:37,010 I mean, that's terrific. I think that calls for a toast. 503 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,440 I like that. 504 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,409 - To killing it. - Killing it. 505 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,688 Yeah, to killing it. 506 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:44,766 Mm. 507 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,731 You okay, Chow? 508 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,043 I don't know. You tell me. 509 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,326 So how many rooster birds do you have, Chow? 510 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,409 - Aah! - Huh? 511 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,211 - Shh. Act cool or I open his vein. - Oh, my God. 512 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,204 Why you wanna drug poor Chow? 513 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,563 No, no. It's not what you think. There's this guy Marshall. 514 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:18,848 Marshall? How you know that fat fuck? 515 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,891 He says you took his gold. He's got Doug. He'll kill him unless we bring you back. 516 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,328 It's true! I swear to God, it's true! 517 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,161 Chow. Chow, that's the truth. 518 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,925 Goddamn it! 519 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,210 That motherfucker. 520 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,169 Stu, you okay? 521 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:40,810 - You all right? - No. 522 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:42,805 We're sorry, Chow. 523 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,769 We're sorry. 524 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,890 - We didn't know what else to do. - Next time, don't lie to Chow. 525 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:51,487 You're right. You are so right, and we made a huge mistake. 526 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,650 So, what do we do now? 527 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,126 That depends. 528 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,090 Can I trust you? 529 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,442 What is this place, Chow? 530 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,125 My house. 531 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,201 Chow used to be on top of the world. 532 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,967 Had three beautiful homes in three different countries. 533 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,331 But this one, my Mexican villa... 534 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,809 this was my favorite. 535 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,364 And everything got fucked. 536 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,289 Chow go to prison, all my property seized. 537 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,124 My homes... 538 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,521 sold at auction to highest bidders. 539 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,324 But I know something no one else knows. 540 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,126 This house is where I stashed the gold. 541 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,968 - Marshall's gold? - Yep. 542 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,243 Hid it inside the basement wall. 543 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,968 No one knows it's there. 544 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,130 We're gonna go get it. 545 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,331 Wait. You mean break in? 546 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,206 Look, Marshall wants his gold. 547 00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,091 And he's gonna hunt me down until he gets it. 548 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,129 If we show up without it, he'll kill me. 549 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,248 We're not breaking in anywhere. 550 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,529 Not anywhere, Stu. My house. 551 00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:10,563 It's piece of cake. 552 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:12,563 I know every square inch of this place. 553 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:18,767 The best part, the guy we're stealing it from doesn't even know it's there. 554 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,168 So he'll never know it's gone. 555 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,569 You guys know what's going on, right? 556 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:29,401 What do you mean? 557 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:33,167 Well, and please correct me if I'm wrong, we're not breaking into this house. 558 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,690 This house is too small. 559 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,764 We're breaking into another house. This is just a model, right? 560 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,564 What? Alan, no! 561 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,771 My chickens! 562 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:45,600 Oh, shit! 563 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:46,847 Chow, what the fuck? 564 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,641 Watch out for the claws! They're trained to kill! 565 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,007 His beak is so sharp! 566 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:54,207 Ow! Ow! 567 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:58,166 - Oh, fuck! - Stay still, I'm trying to help. 568 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,004 - Don't! - Get it off! 569 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,450 - Fucking bull's-eye! - Are you out of your mind? 570 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,887 Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it! 571 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,005 Stu, the window! 572 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,086 - Get it out! - Okay, okay! 573 00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:17,605 Get it out! 574 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,090 Shh, shh, shh. 575 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:26,801 Don't struggle. Let go. 576 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,846 You won a lot of fights, Wallace. 577 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,046 Not this time. 578 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:48,525 - What the fuck is wrong with those chickens? - They're angry. 579 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,569 All I feed them is cocaine. 580 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,090 And chicken. 581 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,325 That's some house, Chow. 582 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:04,280 It was my Shangri-La. Now it's gone. 583 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:09,563 Could you not spit inside my minivan, please? Jesus. 584 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,281 Who lives there now? 585 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,091 Some dot-com millionaire. He's never here. 586 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:15,810 This is a vacation home. 587 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,769 The help doesn't show up on Sundays. 588 00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:20,447 No one there but the guard dogs. Stu? 589 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,400 We'll toss these burgers over the gate, wait for the Demerol to kick in. 590 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,961 Make sure you put in enough to kill them. 591 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,202 We're not gonna kill the dogs, Chow. 592 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,010 This will knock them out for hours. 593 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,487 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you worked for PETA. 594 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,722 - What a pussy. - Ha-ha-ha. 595 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,850 Alan, take that. 596 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,201 Aah! 597 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:15,844 - Where are you going? - You'll see. 598 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,565 Pardon me, little loser. 599 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,203 Excuse me, fucking asshole. 600 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:23,806 Follow me. 601 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:29,129 Two security panels inside. 602 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,965 If you cut only one wire, it triggers alarm. 603 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,168 Place will be crawling with cops. 604 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,767 But if you cut wire on both panels at same time, alarm disabled. 605 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,003 Yeah, but how are we gonna get inside without tripping the alarm? 606 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,889 Check this out. 607 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,482 - Any more stupid questions? - Whoa. 608 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,210 Now, who's coming with me? 609 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,726 I'll do it. 610 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,327 You wanna tell him? 611 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,647 Oh, um... 612 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,883 Alan, you're just too fat. 613 00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:00,891 Roger that. 614 00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:18,245 OW. Ahh. 615 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,289 You kicked me, you motherfucker. 616 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,451 No, no, no. Don't get up. Will trip motion detectors. 617 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,761 Stay low like dog. 618 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,888 Okay. Good idea. 619 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,920 - Which way? - In there. The kitchen. 620 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:36,930 Aah! What the fuck is that? 621 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:40,402 Ha, ha. I'm saying hello. We're dogs, remember? 622 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,441 Hey, Stu? 623 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,011 Check it out. 624 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,080 Oh, my God! So gross! 625 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,046 God! Chow, cut it out! 626 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,408 Okay, I'm here. 627 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,005 Now what? 628 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,487 Pull the cover off so you can see the wires. 629 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:21,641 Okay. 630 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:27,326 Okay. Done! 631 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,324 Okay, on three, cut the gray wire. 632 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,482 One, two... 633 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,801 Wait. Wait, wait, wait! 634 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,531 I don't have a gray wire. I have red, green and yellow. 635 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:40,566 That's weird. I have light gray, medium gray, dark gray. 636 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:42,401 You do? 637 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,080 Motherfucker. 638 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,727 My bad. I'm colorblind. 639 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:47,927 You're what? 640 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,208 Fuck it, just cut the middle one. 641 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,684 No, my middle one could be different. The wires are all twisted. 642 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,764 On three. One, two... - Chow, stop! 643 00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:58,646 God. 644 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,248 Hold on, I'm coming to you. 645 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,204 What the fuck's taking them so long? 646 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,011 Where'd you get that shirt, the Diesel store? 647 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,280 Phil. 648 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,930 What? 649 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,086 It's a cute top. Where did you get that shirt? 650 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:20,480 What's the problem? 651 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,371 Just point to the wire you want me to cut. 652 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,767 - This gray one right here. - Great. 653 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,888 For your information, that's green. 654 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,725 Ooh, tsk, tsk, tsk. 655 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:32,927 Which one's red? 656 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,208 The one in your left hand. 657 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:40,201 - Wait, which hand is that? I'm also dyslexic. - What the fuck? 658 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:44,449 - Where'd you get it? - I don't know. I'll find out, I'll get you one. 659 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:48,889 There's a cool Diesel store in the mall that I like to go to. Right next to the food court. 660 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,048 I don't know if it's Diesel. 661 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,369 Looks like a Diesel. 662 00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,120 What's the matter with you? 663 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,965 Okay, you're still holding the one I left you with, right? 664 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,406 Pretty much. Heh, heh. 665 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,164 Oh, fuck. 666 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,243 All right. On three! 667 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,561 One... 668 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:09,401 two... 669 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,481 three. 670 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,568 Holy shit, it worked. 671 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:24,841 All good? 672 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,444 - Easy peasy. - All right. 673 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:28,761 You have no idea. 674 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,081 Come on. 675 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,044 Whoops. 676 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,728 - Jesus, be careful, Chow. - Ha, ha. 677 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,604 Fuck this guy. 678 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,849 Living in my house. Living my life. 679 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,684 Can we just stick to the plan? 680 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:43,887 Fine. 681 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,128 Ha, ha. Ruined. 682 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,529 He is completely out of control. 683 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,603 Let's just get this done. 684 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,691 This way. Come on, come on. 685 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,169 It's buried behind this wall. 686 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,206 - Alan. - Here you go, boss. 687 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:18,646 Aah! 688 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,367 Fuck! 689 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,648 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 690 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,490 Just warming up. 691 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,490 It's so heavy. Do we have a lighter one? 692 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:31,651 - Why don't you just let me do it, Chow? - Okay. Either way, you or me. Same thing. 693 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,761 You might wanna take your shirt off. Makes it easier. 694 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,924 - What? - I've heard that too. 695 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:29,325 See that? Chow come back for you. 696 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:48,401 That's the last of it. 697 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,570 You sure? 698 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,047 - Yeah. - You triple sure? 699 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:58,766 - Yes! - Good! Heh-heh-heh. 700 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:01,480 Chow? 701 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,000 Chow? 702 00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:10,807 Chow! 703 00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:13,645 Chow! 704 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:18,130 Chow! 705 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,250 Chow, open this fucking door right now! 706 00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,890 Chow! 707 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:08,644 Stuart Price. 708 00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:11,560 No felonies. One arrest: 709 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:12,807 Las Vegas, Nevada. 710 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:16,241 Phil Wenneck. 711 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,323 No felonies. One arrest: 712 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,967 Also Las Vegas, Nevada. 713 00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,409 Alan Garner. 714 00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,045 Is this record accurate? 715 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,010 Uh-huh. 716 00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:42,769 I did that. Mm-hm. 717 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,405 Yeah. 718 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,728 Masturbating on a city bus. Yep, that was me. 719 00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:50,809 Look, we've been here for 5 hours. 720 00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:52,883 We already told your guys everything. 721 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,087 No. 722 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:56,846 You told them a story about a little Chinese man. 723 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,606 Leslie Chow. He's an international criminal. Look it up. 724 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,650 A little Chinese man that no one in town has seen or heard of. 725 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,246 The hotel where you say he's staying? No one there. 726 00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,488 Probably because he left town. 727 00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,565 That's one theory. 728 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,484 Another theory is that you're lying. 729 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,882 "Lewd behavior, Cracker Barrel, Christmas Eve." 730 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,326 Excuse me. 731 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,249 We're fucking dead. 732 00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,930 Why would Mr. Chow do this? 733 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,923 Because he's a greedy piece of shit who used us. 734 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,042 - Yeah, but he's our friend. - Oh. 735 00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,725 Grow up, Alan. 736 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:52,521 You're free to leave. 737 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,921 All the charges have been dropped. 738 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,761 By who? 739 00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,410 It's your lucky day. 740 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,608 There's a car waiting for you out front. 741 00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:03,522 Come on, let's go. 742 00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:09,284 Oh, Jesus. 743 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,121 What? 744 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:17,925 I'm sorry. 745 00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,327 What is this? 746 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:22,731 Get in the car. 747 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,445 Excuse me, sir? 748 00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:35,887 Where we headed? 749 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:05,770 Welcome back. 750 00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:19,010 - What the fuck? - Let's go, guys. 751 00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:25,924 Out to the back. 752 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,362 - Doug? - Guys. Careful. 753 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,170 Get your ass back over here. 754 00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,243 Leslie Chow never lived here. 755 00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,566 You didn't break into his old house. 756 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:49,724 You broke into my house. 757 00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:52,087 I don't understand. 758 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:56,087 You didn't get back the gold he stole from me. 759 00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:59,961 You got the other half that he didn't. 760 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,884 Oh, my God! 761 00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,441 What, you mean the half he never had? 762 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,570 He's a world-class rat, and you three were his accomplices. 763 00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:08,767 - No! - We had no idea. 764 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,571 We were trying to help you. We thought you'd be happy! 765 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:13,643 Thank you so much. 766 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,371 Thank you for ripping me off. 767 00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,409 Thank you for desecrating my home! 768 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,404 And thank you for killing my fucking dogs! 769 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,961 We didn't kill your dogs. They're just tranquilized. 770 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,090 Oh, right. 771 00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:28,841 You don't know. 772 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,970 - Chow snapped their necks on his way out. - What? 773 00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,851 And somebody's gotta pay. 774 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,361 - He's right. - No, no, no! Aah! 775 00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,802 My head of security. 776 00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:52,124 Couldn't stop three fuckups and a Chinaman with a pair of wire cutters. 777 00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:53,727 Unreal. 778 00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,804 Aw. Man. 779 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,568 That's okay. I know it's scary. 780 00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:06,242 Hector. Run upstairs and grab a pair of sweatpants for Alan here. 781 00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:08,211 I'm a 44 slim. 782 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,962 Can you bring me a few options? 783 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,964 You found Chow once. Find him again. 784 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,406 And my gold. 785 00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:18,561 Wait. 786 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:21,929 We don't even have a car. Chow stole my minivan. 787 00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,731 Take the limo. Hector has the keys. 788 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,644 And get going. 789 00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,368 I'm killing Dougs today. 790 00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:38,601 - I never saw anyone get killed before. - Right? 791 00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,842 My God, that was so intense. 792 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,844 I mean, he just fell and then he's dead. 793 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,161 I feel sick. 794 00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:46,651 Me too. 795 00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:49,491 Well, maybe we should get some food, guys. 796 00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,571 What are we gonna do? We have no idea where Chow is. 797 00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:57,404 I don't know. 798 00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,927 He took your minivan. We could report it stolen... 799 00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:01,923 and then they could track him down? 800 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,045 It's worth a shot. 801 00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:07,690 Oh, fuck! 802 00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,410 I left my phone in the minivan. 803 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:13,049 Well, if you lost your phone, Phil, I have that Find My Phone app. 804 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,202 We have bigger problems than that, Alan. 805 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,840 No, wait, wait, wait. If your phone's in the minivan... 806 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,691 and Chow has the minivan, then your phone's with Chow! 807 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,611 You heard him. We have bigger problems than that, Stu. 808 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,768 Alan, give me your phone. Quick. 809 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:27,849 - That's brilliant. - Yes. 810 00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,043 - Wait, what's your password? - "Hey Phil." 811 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:31,440 - Yeah? - No, that's it. 812 00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:32,880 - What? - That's my password. 813 00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:34,201 "Hey Phil." 814 00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:37,960 It is it. 815 00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:40,686 Phil gets it. 816 00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:43,525 Nothing worse than losing your phone. 817 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,409 You just saw a man get murdered. Your brother-in-law is kidnapped. 818 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,050 You sure there's nothing worse? 819 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,004 You don't get it, Stu. 820 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:54,886 You just don't get it, do you? 821 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,811 I have over 60 apps on that phone. 822 00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,729 What if I lost my phone? 823 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:03,447 Do you have any idea how much time and man-hours it would take... 824 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,329 to re-download those apps? 825 00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:09,564 You are right. I had not thought of that. Thank you. 826 00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,922 Oh, God, it's not always about you, Stu! 827 00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:13,969 It's locating. 828 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,927 - Oh, God, of course. - What? 829 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:20,726 Where is he? 830 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,450 He's in fucking Vegas. 831 00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,046 - Shotgun. - Oh. 832 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,568 Oh, no. 833 00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,764 Hey, Stu? 834 00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,764 I don't enjoy talking to you that way. 835 00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:43,362 I don't know why you insist on making me blow my top. 836 00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:46,200 We've been on a lot of adventures together... 837 00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:48,761 but it seems like you haven't learned anything. 838 00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:50,285 Anything! 839 00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:52,721 You think on it. 840 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,484 I'll be in the limo. 841 00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:59,090 He's okay. 842 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:42,085 Someone needs to burn this place to the ground. 843 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,004 I told myself I would never come back. 844 00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:49,844 Well, don't worry. 845 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,048 It all ends tonight. 846 00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:02,684 It says 200 yards up on the right. 847 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,282 And there it is. 848 00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:07,851 Amazing. 849 00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:20,883 Looks like he ditched it. 850 00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:25,569 - It's open. - No shit. 851 00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:27,370 Well, look around. 852 00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:29,727 Let's see if he left anything in here. 853 00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:35,170 - I found the Demerol. - Good. Keep it, we're gonna need it. 854 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:38,722 I got my phone. No fucking keys, though. 855 00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:42,043 - Alan, anything? - No, not even the gold. 856 00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:47,521 - Why the fuck would Chow come down here? - I know, right? 857 00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:49,241 Why here? 858 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,965 You can't match the pure strength and power... 859 00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:55,690 of John Cena! 860 00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:58,242 - Cena puts Punk down! - Oh! Ha, ha. 861 00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,811 Nice! 862 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:04,961 Excuse me. Have you happened to see the driver... 863 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,691 of that minivan that's out front? Short Asian guy? 864 00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,126 Yeah, they're all short. 865 00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,931 Ha, ha. That's so true. 866 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:16,005 Right, but he may have been trying to pawn some gold. 867 00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,243 That would be my business, wouldn't it? 868 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:21,444 I like your T-shirt. 869 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,007 I saw that show at the Forum. 870 00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,563 He played "Captain Jack." 871 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,323 Yeah, I heard that was legendary. 872 00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:33,970 Woman... 873 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,804 you have no idea. 874 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:37,450 Try me. 875 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:44,441 Cassie, I'm hungry. I thought you ordered Chinese. 876 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,490 Mom, I'm with a customer! 877 00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:49,450 - You'll eat when I say it's time to eat! - But the doctor... 878 00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,490 If you don't reverse that right now, there's gonna be hell to pay. 879 00:57:58,280 --> 00:57:59,486 She's rude. 880 00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:00,971 Thank you. 881 00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:03,322 Yeah, you hear that, Ma? Nobody likes you! 882 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:04,766 Yeah, keep your mouth shut! 883 00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:06,490 Whoa. 884 00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:09,925 You're smart. 885 00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:20,681 A Chinese guy came in here earlier. 886 00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:22,490 It was pretty weird. 887 00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,489 He pawned a gold brick. 888 00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:27,160 The thing's worth 400 grand, he took 18,000. 889 00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:31,530 - Did he say where he was going? - I'm sorry, was I talking to you? 890 00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:39,010 He said he wanted three things: 891 00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:42,204 He wanted some girls, some guys and some bath salts. 892 00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:46,126 I gave him a card for an escort service and he took off. 893 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:52,805 Pretty high-end, so good luck getting anything out of them. 894 00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:54,884 Thank you. 895 00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:51,085 We gotta go. We should go. 896 00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:52,924 - Yeah. - Yeah. 897 01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,282 I'll get it, I'll get it. I'll get it. 898 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:41,801 Anything? 899 01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:43,485 No, I'm still on hold. 900 01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:48,487 Oh, look how happy this fucking guy is. 901 01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:52,326 Have you ever witnessed a moment with that much heat? 902 01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:54,562 I mean, white-hot heat, bro! 903 01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:56,526 No, it was pretty intense. 904 01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:57,806 Yeah! 905 01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:00,330 Yeah, it's actually an emergency. 906 01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,960 He has a thick Asian accent. 907 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,490 I totally get it... 908 01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:08,490 but this is a highly unusual circumstance and... 909 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,689 Okay. All right. 910 01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:13,687 It's an escort service. 911 01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,649 They're not gonna tell us shit. 912 01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:22,524 Maybe an escort would. 913 01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:29,489 - You still have her number? - Yeah, but... 914 01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:31,324 it'd be pretty awkward. 915 01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:33,924 It's all we got. 916 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:37,442 She smiled at me again, from inside the shop. 917 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:42,283 Ha, ha. This is the best day of my life. 918 01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:45,406 Hey! 919 01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:47,403 Oh, my God, you guys... 920 01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:49,847 It's been so long. 921 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,724 - Come in, come in. - Thank you. 922 01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:54,645 - You look great. - So do you! You're pregnant. 923 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,081 I feel so fat. 924 01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:57,287 Oh, please. 925 01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:00,086 Do you guys mind taking your shoes off? I'm a germ freak. 926 01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:01,605 - Yeah, sure. - Of course. 927 01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:07,241 Alan. 928 01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:09,402 Alan, what are you doing? 929 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:11,521 Sorry. 930 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,601 - Wow, you have a great house. - Thank you. 931 01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:17,081 I got married a year ago to a surgeon. 932 01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:19,766 - Another doctor, can you believe it? - Another doctor. 933 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,968 His name's Jeff. You guys would love him. 934 01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:24,369 Tyler, say hi to Mommy's friends. 935 01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:25,887 Hi. 936 01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:27,201 - Hey! _H6Y... 937 01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:30,082 Wait, is that the baby? 938 01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:31,571 Yeah, time flies, huh? 939 01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:32,881 Wow. 940 01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:36,362 Jade is there a place we could talk that's a little bit more private? 941 01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:38,642 Let's go in the kitchen. You guys want coffee? 942 01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:39,926 Perfect. 943 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,084 He)', you coming? 944 01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:47,561 Is it okay if I go say hello to the little guy? 945 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:49,324 Of course. 946 01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:11,407 Nice stuff. 947 01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:14,361 Thanks. Jeff bought it for me. 948 01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:17,561 Jeff. Who's that, your fake dad? 949 01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:24,891 Your name was Carlos once. 950 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:26,610 Did you know that? 951 01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:27,921 No. 952 01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:29,570 Well, it was. 953 01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:32,206 And, frankly, it suits you better. 954 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:33,486 Okay. 955 01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,169 Do you remember me? 956 01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:43,605 No. 957 01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:51,640 Are you my real dad? 958 01:03:58,720 --> 01:03:59,926 Yes. 959 01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:04,005 I don't know. You gotta understand, I've been out of that world a few years now. 960 01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:06,561 Yeah, of course. We totally get that. 961 01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:09,564 I mean, Jeff knows everything and he's cool, but... 962 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,802 We're just asking if you can call around... 963 01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:14,327 just find out if anybody might know where he is. 964 01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:18,206 We could really use your help. 965 01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:22,164 You used to love it when I would carry you around. 966 01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:25,210 Sometimes I can still feel your little head on my chest. 967 01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:31,488 So do you like this new Jeff guy? 968 01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:33,564 Yeah, he's nice. 969 01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:36,650 My dad was nice too. We did everything together. 970 01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,768 He was my life partner, heh. 971 01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:47,009 I really let him down. 972 01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:51,162 Okay. Wow. 973 01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:57,246 Just trust me, you don't want to go over there, okay? Not this one. 974 01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:58,890 I love you too. 975 01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:01,848 She says there's this crazy Chinese guy... 976 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:04,884 and he's holed up in the penthouse suite of Caesars Palace. 977 01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:07,731 There's girls going in and out, drugs everywhere... 978 01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:10,048 It sounds like a bad scene. 979 01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:11,929 Hey, Alan? 980 01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:13,885 We gotta go. 981 01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:18,565 I gotta go, little man. 982 01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:20,524 It was great talking to you. 983 01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:23,091 High five. 984 01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:29,408 - It's great to see you. - You too, Jade. 985 01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:31,528 - Thanks so much for your help. - Yeah. 986 01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:33,205 That's a great kid you got there. 987 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:34,811 He is the best. 988 01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:36,291 Alan. 989 01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,482 Oh, hold on. I have something for you. 990 01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:04,521 Perfect. 991 01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:05,886 Oh, please. 992 01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:08,361 I'll see you around, Carlos. 993 01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:14,403 - Yeah. - We got him. 994 01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:17,370 - Great. Where is he? - Caesars Palace. 995 01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:19,921 Change of plans. Tell him we're going to Vegas. 996 01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:21,970 I'm on my way. 997 01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:23,810 There's a spot just outside of town. 998 01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,804 I'll text you the details. Be there at 6 a.m. 999 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,082 And make sure the little fucker's tied up. 1000 01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:30,480 We don't have him. 1001 01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:32,369 Hey, Marshall, it's Phil. 1002 01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:33,681 Maybe Stu wasn't clear. 1003 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:36,884 We don't actually have Chow, we just know where he is. 1004 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:39,407 Yeah, and we were hoping that you and your guys... 1005 01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:43,485 - ... could go to Caesars and get him. - I don't give a fuck what you were hoping. 1006 01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:45,489 The deal is you bring Chow to me. 1007 01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:49,048 - Oh, fuck. - 6 a.m. Or your friend is dead. 1008 01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:55,001 Shit. 1009 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,289 Oh, God. 1010 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:04,130 This place gives me the chills. 1011 01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:06,209 I know, right? 1012 01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:08,688 It's great to be back. 1013 01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:11,320 - So many good memories. - Are you kidding me? 1014 01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,250 Okay, so here's the deal: 1015 01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:15,482 You need a key just to get onto his floor. 1016 01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:18,769 And then once you're there, he's got security posted at the door. 1017 01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:20,410 It's ridiculous. 1018 01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:22,528 Let me guess, that's him? 1019 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:27,451 Yep. The one with the strobe lights. 1020 01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:30,289 Igotanidea. 1021 01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:33,563 But you're not gonna like it. 1022 01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:36,765 It's not gonna work. 1023 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,729 Not with that fucking attitude. 1024 01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:41,891 You know this whole place is made out of marbles? 1025 01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:49,082 Come on. Go, go, go. 1026 01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:57,127 After we stick Chow, Alan and I are gonna take him down through the lobby. 1027 01:07:57,280 --> 01:08:00,807 Be waiting in valet. Engine running, ready to go. 1028 01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:02,610 Are you sure about this? 1029 01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:04,006 Give me the Demerol. 1030 01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:06,766 See you in 20 minutes. 1031 01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,001 Hey, Phil? - Yeah? 1032 01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:09,207 Don't die. 1033 01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:46,726 All right. 1034 01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:49,006 Are you ready to do this? 1035 01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:50,650 Yeah. 1036 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,570 Wait, what are we doing? 1037 01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:00,009 Holy shit. 1038 01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:07,760 We're gonna climb down... 1039 01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:11,769 and then it's about an 8-foot drop to the balcony. 1040 01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:14,529 - All right? - Yeah. 1041 01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:22,845 No, you spit in your own hand. 1042 01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:24,640 Oh, yeah. 1043 01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:37,969 Dry desert air. 1044 01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:41,086 - Alan, it's fine. You don't need it. - Okay. 1045 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:57,765 Oh, God. 1046 01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:05,528 - Unh! - Careful! 1047 01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:09,531 - Phil! - I'm all right. 1048 01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:12,931 I'm okay! 1049 01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:15,324 - Hey, Phil. - What's wrong? 1050 01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:16,646 Hold on a second. 1051 01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:18,086 - What? - Hold on! 1052 01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:20,481 Like, kick yourself out a little bit. 1053 01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:21,721 Alan. 1054 01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:23,211 - Stay still! - Alan! 1055 01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:25,681 Did you get it? 1056 01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:27,842 No. Hold on. 1057 01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:32,608 Ha, that's cool, ha-ha-ha. 1058 01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:40,971 Oh! Fuck me! 1059 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,570 Everything all right? 1060 01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:47,090 It's okay! 1061 01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:48,480 It's all right! 1062 01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:51,041 I got it! Whoa. 1063 01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:55,967 Are you okay? 1064 01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:09,404 Alan, it's your turn. 1065 01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:15,605 That's it. 1066 01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:17,325 Phil, I can't. I can't. 1067 01:11:17,480 --> 01:11:18,527 Come on. 1068 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:25,170 Whoa! 1069 01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:26,606 Alan, you all right? 1070 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,040 Phil, call Security! 1071 01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:31,164 - I think it's slipping! - Just hold on! 1072 01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:32,806 Oh! God! 1073 01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:34,962 - You need to calm down. - I'm slipping, Phil! 1074 01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:38,645 Oh! Fuck! 1075 01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:42,042 Oh, shit! You okay? 1076 01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:45,562 Help! 1077 01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:50,685 Oh, no. 1078 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:55,324 I'm gonna die, Phil. 1079 01:11:55,480 --> 01:11:58,051 No, you're fine. Just... 1080 01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:01,004 Drop down to me. 1081 01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:02,807 No chance. 1082 01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:05,050 I'm good up here. 1083 01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:07,931 Alan, you can do this. I'll catch you. 1084 01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:11,326 "Just" 1085 01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:13,881 let go. 1086 01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:25,000 That's it. That's it. Just drop straight down. 1087 01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:27,681 But don't push off. 1088 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:29,806 No! 1089 01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:32,604 - Oh, God! - Come here! 1090 01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:36,684 Holy fuck! 1091 01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:38,211 You Okay? 1092 01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:39,361 Yeah. 1093 01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:41,727 Shit. Oh, fuck. 1094 01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:45,050 I almost died, Phil. 1095 01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:49,361 Come on. I wasn't gonna let you go. You're my boy. 1096 01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:51,883 And you're my man. 1097 01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:55,202 Alan, what are you doing? Alan. 1098 01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:58,731 Okay. 1099 01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:02,568 Let's go get this fucker. 1100 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,447 Hey! 1101 01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:27,127 Have you seen my...? 1102 01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:28,406 Huh? 1103 01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:56,205 Phil! 1104 01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:58,725 Motherfuckers! 1105 01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:00,807 Grab the gun! 1106 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,129 - Oh, fuck! - Phil! 1107 01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:09,281 Oh. 1108 01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:10,965 Phil, you okay? 1109 01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:13,521 Chow! 1110 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,047 Chow! 1111 01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:22,404 Chow, open the fucking door! 1112 01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:24,280 Fuck. 1113 01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:33,801 Chow, stop. 1114 01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:35,007 You motherfuckers! 1115 01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:38,369 Leslie, get down from there! Please! You're gonna hurt yourself! 1116 01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:39,965 Nothing hurts Chow. 1117 01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:42,003 I am invisible! 1118 01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:46,486 It's "invincible," and you're not. You're just out of your fucking mind. 1119 01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:48,802 Now get down from there before you die! 1120 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,411 Die? 1121 01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:55,043 How do you kill what's already dead? Heh-heh-heh. 1122 01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:56,887 Oh, fuck! 1123 01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:00,003 Holy... 1124 01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:03,645 Woo-hoo! 1125 01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:08,330 - Hey. You okay? - No. 1126 01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:09,681 Look up. 1127 01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:13,368 What the fuck is that? 1128 01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:15,170 - That's Chow! - What? 1129 01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:16,771 Follow him. 1130 01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:22,205 Woo-hoo! 1131 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,001 Whoo! 1132 01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:27,928 I love cocaine! 1133 01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:31,045 Out of the way! 1134 01:15:33,480 --> 01:15:34,606 How did this happen? 1135 01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:36,683 We had him trapped, and then he jumped! 1136 01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,405 He's out of his fucking mind! 1137 01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:41,047 I'm out of my fucking mind! 1138 01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:45,651 Wow. 1139 01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:49,646 So beautiful. 1140 01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:53,326 Stu, do not lose him. 1141 01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:54,726 I'm trying. 1142 01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:57,645 Whoa! 1143 01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:01,888 Oh, shit. 1144 01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:05,761 I believe I can fly 1145 01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:10,289 I believe I can touch the sky 1146 01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:14,964 Think about it every night and day 1147 01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:18,926 We gotta pack up all this gold. We're taking it with us. 1148 01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:20,570 Talk to me, Stu. 1149 01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:22,171 I got him. 1150 01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:23,481 Ha, ha. I got him! 1151 01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:25,201 Oh, shit! 1152 01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:32,004 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1153 01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:33,925 Shit. 1154 01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:37,008 Fuck! I lost him! 1155 01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:39,242 Don't tell me that. You can't lose him! 1156 01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:41,920 This is so much harder than you realize, Phil. 1157 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:43,650 I'm just a dentist! 1158 01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:47,489 No, Stu, you're a fucking doctor. Now go get him. 1159 01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:55,601 Where the fuck did he go? 1160 01:16:57,680 --> 01:16:59,648 Fuck me! 1161 01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:01,808 I should have thought this through! 1162 01:17:02,120 --> 01:17:03,201 Shit! 1163 01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:05,686 Move! 1164 01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:09,090 “Aah! - Stu? 1165 01:17:09,240 --> 01:17:11,402 - Chow? - Stop the fucking car! 1166 01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:14,570 Stu. - I can't! The pedal is stuck! 1167 01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:15,960 - What? - Stu? 1168 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:20,443 I can't see! - Stop, motherfucker! 1169 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,729 - Get off! - Pull over! 1170 01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:24,644 - It won't stop! - Aah! 1171 01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:26,484 Get off the car! 1172 01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:28,324 I can't see anything! 1173 01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:29,925 Ha-ha-ha. We're gonna die finally. 1174 01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:43,169 Holy shit. 1175 01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:45,170 Stu? Stu, what happened? 1176 01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:48,488 Stu, what's going on? 1177 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:51,401 We had an accident, and I think he's dead. 1178 01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:52,971 Wait, what? 1179 01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:55,168 I think I killed him. 1180 01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:02,205 Holy shit. 1181 01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:07,205 He's not moving. 1182 01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:08,930 Oh, fuck. 1183 01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:13,365 Mr. Chow? 1184 01:18:18,840 --> 01:18:20,251 Chow. 1185 01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:24,927 Stuart? 1186 01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:27,729 He's alive. He's okay. 1187 01:18:27,880 --> 01:18:29,041 Oh, great. 1188 01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:32,090 Put him in the limo and come get us. We'll meet you at valet. 1189 01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:33,571 Yeah, okay. 1190 01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:35,886 Stu. 1191 01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:38,564 That was some ride, huh, pal? 1192 01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:40,565 Yeah, it was pretty wild. 1193 01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:42,723 I can't feel my nuts. 1194 01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:46,211 Would you rub them and make sure they okay? 1195 01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:49,843 It's over, Leslie. 1196 01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:56,401 Wait. 1197 01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:58,563 Let's make a deal. 1198 01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:01,288 Want Chow to blow your dick? 1199 01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:05,411 Come on, Stu. 1200 01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:09,920 I could be a good wife to you. 1201 01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:12,922 No more deals. - No, wait! 1202 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:32,082 Let's put the bags in the back seat. 1203 01:19:32,280 --> 01:19:33,725 Trunk's full. 1204 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:52,368 Hey, guys? I'm feeling better now. 1205 01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:55,962 All right, it's the next exit, then four miles straight into the desert. 1206 01:19:57,800 --> 01:20:01,600 Let me out, we split the gold four ways. Everyone wins. 1207 01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:06,282 Marshall gonna kill me! 1208 01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:08,403 My blood will be on your hands! 1209 01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:12,642 You want Chow's ghost haunting you for rest of your life, Stu? 1210 01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:15,201 Floating over you while you make fuck on your wife? 1211 01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:18,204 He's not gonna kill you, Chow! He just wants his gold back! 1212 01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:22,490 It's gone. I blew the first 2O million in Bangkok. 1213 01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:26,326 - That's why I had to get the other half. - Enough, Chow! It's over! 1214 01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:28,050 You motherfucker! 1215 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:31,329 When I get out of this, I'm gonna rip out your fucking lungs! 1216 01:20:31,480 --> 01:20:34,450 You hear me? You're dead! You're all dead! 1217 01:20:36,920 --> 01:20:38,809 I didn't mean that. 1218 01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:41,407 Chow loses temper sometimes. 1219 01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:44,331 Please. I need help. 1220 01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:45,760 I know that now. 1221 01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:49,801 That's the exit. 1222 01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:12,210 They're here. 1223 01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:17,166 Alan, they're coming, grab the last bag. 1224 01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:18,970 Please, Alan. 1225 01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:46,161 Doug! 1226 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:48,129 Step away from the bags. Let's go! 1227 01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:54,367 We good? 1228 01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:56,602 - It's all there. I promise. - Not exactly. 1229 01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:59,087 I'm still missing the original half. 1230 01:21:59,240 --> 01:22:03,962 But, no, that's all we have. Chow said he blew the other half in Bangkok. 1231 01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:06,765 Where is he? 1232 01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:09,610 He's in the trunk. 1233 01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:12,766 Deal's a deal. 1234 01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:15,847 - Doug. - Give me the keys. 1235 01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:22,805 What are you gonna do with Chow? 1236 01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:25,282 I just wanna talk to him. 1237 01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:27,246 Move. 1238 01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:30,405 You all right? 1239 01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:36,724 What the fuck? 1240 01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:39,762 End of conversation. 1241 01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:42,888 Why would you do that? 1242 01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:46,124 Leslie Chow is madness. 1243 01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:48,169 You don't talk to madness. 1244 01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:52,245 If you're lucky, you trap it in the trunk of your limo and you kill it. 1245 01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:56,047 You did a great thing tonight. 1246 01:22:56,320 --> 01:22:58,527 You should feel good about this. 1247 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:07,084 What the fuck? You think this is a fucking game? 1248 01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:09,047 Don't, don't, don't! 1249 01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:10,486 Oh, shit! 1250 01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:13,283 Toodle-loo, motherfuckers. 1251 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,126 Chow. 1252 01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:29,688 Chow. Chow, wait. 1253 01:23:29,840 --> 01:23:32,081 Oh, now you wanna talk, blue eyes? 1254 01:23:32,280 --> 01:23:34,282 No more silent treatment? 1255 01:23:34,480 --> 01:23:36,369 Leslie. No. 1256 01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:38,290 Stay out of this, fatty. 1257 01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:42,010 No, Leslie. 1258 01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:50,521 You shoot Phil, you gotta go through me. 1259 01:23:50,840 --> 01:23:52,046 What? 1260 01:23:59,520 --> 01:24:01,522 - Alan. - Quiet. 1261 01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:03,643 I'm in a stare-off. 1262 01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:13,770 Today you all live. 1263 01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:17,127 Because one of you was a friend. 1264 01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:21,883 Alan, what did you do? 1265 01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:25,763 I unlocked the latch between the back seat and the trunk. 1266 01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:29,483 And left him his gun? 1267 01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:32,608 Yeah, I didn't think it all the way through. 1268 01:24:33,080 --> 01:24:35,082 He gave Chow a fighting chance. 1269 01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:38,569 That's all I ever need. 1270 01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:43,446 Fat fuck. 1271 01:24:48,920 --> 01:24:50,206 It's never easy, is it? 1272 01:24:50,760 --> 01:24:52,285 No one wants to see that. 1273 01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:55,286 Except for me, but I was born bad. 1274 01:24:55,600 --> 01:24:57,887 Hold on. I have something for you. 1275 01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:01,766 For your loyalty. 1276 01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:10,242 - Oh, no, I don't want this, Mr. Chow. - Okay, give it back, then. Come on. 1277 01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:13,411 Quick! Before Stu smells it. 1278 01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:16,050 I don't want it either, Chow. 1279 01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:18,328 Oh, please. Like a squirrel doesn't want a nut. 1280 01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:22,651 It funny because he's Jewish. 1281 01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:27,125 Don't you get it? 1282 01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:36,284 Goddamn it. 1283 01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:41,483 Okay, go on. Get out of here, all of you. 1284 01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:49,963 Hey, chubster, I'll call you in a week. We'll get together. 1285 01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:57,361 No, Leslie, we can't be friends anymore. 1286 01:25:57,520 --> 01:25:58,601 What? 1287 01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:02,485 You're not good for me. It's not healthy. 1288 01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:05,530 Alan, you're not thinking straight. 1289 01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:07,885 Let's just talk tomorrow. 1290 01:26:08,960 --> 01:26:11,930 Leslie, you're one of the coolest and nicest guys I've ever met. 1291 01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:15,243 And you're smart and you're funny and everybody loves you. 1292 01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:17,289 Alan. What is this? 1293 01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:22,084 When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt. 1294 01:26:22,240 --> 01:26:25,244 Yeah, that's the point. It's funny. 1295 01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:29,448 Well, I've gotta make some changes in my life, and this is one of them. 1296 01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:33,090 I'm sorry. 1297 01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:39,284 Farewell, Leslie Chow. 1298 01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:55,364 You're cold as ice. 1299 01:26:57,520 --> 01:26:58,646 Shotgun. 1300 01:28:01,080 --> 01:28:02,923 Everybody okay? 1301 01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:06,050 Yeah. 1302 01:28:06,640 --> 01:28:08,881 Alan, you okay? 1303 01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:11,091 Yeah. 1304 01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:16,607 Good. Let's go home. 1305 01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:36,164 Jesus Christ. 1306 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:44,525 You know what, guys? 1307 01:28:45,480 --> 01:28:48,563 You can go ahead without me. There's something I need to do. 1308 01:28:50,640 --> 01:28:52,642 Do you even know how to get home? 1309 01:28:54,840 --> 01:28:56,763 Of course I do. I'm a grown man. 1310 01:28:56,920 --> 01:28:58,524 I'll ask a stranger. 1311 01:29:02,680 --> 01:29:03,727 Good luck, Alan. 1312 01:29:06,320 --> 01:29:08,004 We'll see you soon. 1313 01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:43,210 Did you know that just a couple blocks from here... 1314 01:29:43,360 --> 01:29:46,364 there's a place that looks exactly like Paris, France? 1315 01:29:47,280 --> 01:29:51,001 I can't remember what it's called, but it's supposed to be magnificent. 1316 01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:53,970 It's called Paris Hotel and Casino, and it is magnificent. 1317 01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:55,241 Yeah, that's it. 1318 01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:58,449 Well, I'd like to take you to dinner there. Tonight. 1319 01:29:59,040 --> 01:30:01,122 Oh, sorry. No can do. 1320 01:30:01,960 --> 01:30:03,291 Oh, well... 1321 01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:05,647 I'm banned from the casino for life. 1322 01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:07,484 Plus 10 years. 1323 01:30:08,080 --> 01:30:10,970 I took Mom there for her birthday, played a little blackjack. 1324 01:30:11,120 --> 01:30:12,167 She split 10s. 1325 01:30:12,320 --> 01:30:14,368 - Oh. - I may have overreacted. 1326 01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:16,329 They said it was abuse of an elderly. 1327 01:30:16,480 --> 01:30:17,970 Ha, ha. I've done that. 1328 01:30:18,120 --> 01:30:20,282 Heh. Right? Whatever. 1329 01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:22,365 I can't go back there. 1330 01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,331 But, uh... 1331 01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:32,367 Golden Nugget has the best prime rib in town, if that's... 1332 01:30:34,760 --> 01:30:36,728 Well, that sounds glorious. 1333 01:30:37,640 --> 01:30:39,210 I'll send for you at 8:00. 1334 01:30:45,920 --> 01:30:47,570 Is that it? 1335 01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:27,287 I saw it once in a pornography. 1336 01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:28,891 Oh. 1337 01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:30,725 It's a nice gesture. 1338 01:31:30,920 --> 01:31:32,410 But maybe we should wait. 1339 01:31:32,920 --> 01:31:34,001 Oh. Okay. Yeah, yeah. 1340 01:31:41,360 --> 01:31:42,850 I'll see you at 8. 1341 01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:09,729 You look great, Alan. 1342 01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:13,167 What do you think? Hat or no hat? 1343 01:32:13,320 --> 01:32:14,526 Uh... 1344 01:32:14,680 --> 01:32:16,967 - Hat. For sure. - Oh, yeah. Okay. 1345 01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:20,362 Wow. Who's this guy? 1346 01:32:20,520 --> 01:32:22,727 The vest and the cane? I love it. 1347 01:32:22,880 --> 01:32:24,803 Thank you. Cassie picked it out for me. 1348 01:32:24,960 --> 01:32:26,405 You look like Mr. Peanut. 1349 01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:29,126 Yeah, I know, right? That's what I was going for. 1350 01:32:29,720 --> 01:32:31,961 - Maybe we'll just lose it. - Yeah. 1351 01:32:32,120 --> 01:32:35,124 Hey, Alan, I was just talking to Cassie. She's an amazing woman. 1352 01:32:35,320 --> 01:32:37,891 Oh, thank you for saying that. She is an amazing woman. 1353 01:32:38,040 --> 01:32:39,963 I find her much better than your wives. 1354 01:32:40,120 --> 01:32:41,406 Aw. That's sweet. 1355 01:32:41,560 --> 01:32:45,167 Which reminds me. Um, we need to talk. Doug? 1356 01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:49,404 All right, listen, fellas. 1357 01:32:49,560 --> 01:32:53,451 Now that I'm getting married, I'm gonna be spending a lot more time with Cassandra. 1358 01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:57,286 - Yeah. It's the way it should be. - No, you slow your roll, Phil, okay? 1359 01:32:57,440 --> 01:32:58,487 There's more. 1360 01:32:58,640 --> 01:33:00,608 And you're not gonna like this part. 1361 01:33:02,800 --> 01:33:06,566 I must resign from the wolf pack. 1362 01:33:09,480 --> 01:33:12,643 Wow, that's a big step, Alan. 1363 01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:13,847 I know. 1364 01:33:14,280 --> 01:33:16,248 But she's my soul mate. 1365 01:33:16,440 --> 01:33:18,204 And my new best friend. 1366 01:33:19,120 --> 01:33:21,646 Plus, she lets me mount her... 1367 01:33:22,080 --> 01:33:23,411 which relaxes me. 1368 01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:24,761 Oh, my God. 1369 01:33:24,920 --> 01:33:27,969 Alan, maybe never say that part again. 1370 01:33:28,160 --> 01:33:30,162 Chillax, Doug, we're all adults here. 1371 01:33:30,320 --> 01:33:32,766 I know you mount my sister. I've seen it. Many times. 1372 01:33:33,280 --> 01:33:34,611 What? 1373 01:33:35,160 --> 01:33:36,286 Alan, you are the best. 1374 01:33:36,440 --> 01:33:37,680 The point is: 1375 01:33:37,920 --> 01:33:39,160 You need to let me go. 1376 01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:40,965 You in particular. 1377 01:33:41,120 --> 01:33:42,804 I can't be your hero anymore. 1378 01:33:44,280 --> 01:33:46,169 Okay. Sure. 1379 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:53,331 Having said all that... 1380 01:33:53,520 --> 01:33:56,569 I still would like to get together on Tuesdays for bowling... 1381 01:33:56,720 --> 01:33:59,883 and alternating Sundays for general horseplay. 1382 01:34:00,040 --> 01:34:02,850 - How about we play all that by ear? - Alan, it's time. 1383 01:34:03,000 --> 01:34:04,240 Here we go. 1384 01:34:04,800 --> 01:34:06,290 Ready? 1385 01:34:13,080 --> 01:34:14,320 I'm ready. 1386 01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:03,729 What the fuck? 1387 01:36:05,960 --> 01:36:07,007 Oh. 1388 01:36:15,280 --> 01:36:16,770 Oh, my God. 1389 01:36:17,280 --> 01:36:18,611 You guys. 1390 01:36:18,760 --> 01:36:21,127 We're so crazy. 1391 01:36:22,120 --> 01:36:25,522 I'm wearing women's underwear. Ha-ha-ha. 1392 01:36:25,680 --> 01:36:28,251 Oh, my God. Ha-ha-ha. 1393 01:36:28,800 --> 01:36:31,883 Stu, don't freak out, but you need to look down. 1394 01:36:32,960 --> 01:36:34,450 What? 1395 01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:38,484 Oh, my God! 1396 01:36:41,480 --> 01:36:43,847 Ho-ho-ho. - Aah! 1397 01:36:45,840 --> 01:36:47,649 Oh, fuck! 1398 01:36:48,360 --> 01:36:50,522 I have boobies now! 1399 01:36:50,680 --> 01:36:51,727 Holy shit! 1400 01:36:51,880 --> 01:36:53,245 It's not funny! 1401 01:36:54,080 --> 01:36:56,321 Alan, what did you do? 1402 01:36:57,200 --> 01:36:58,964 What did you do, Alan? 1403 01:36:59,160 --> 01:37:00,650 The wedding cake. 1404 01:37:00,800 --> 01:37:02,040 It was from Leslie. 1405 01:37:03,880 --> 01:37:05,006 Oh, my God. 1406 01:37:05,160 --> 01:37:08,084 We had a sick night, bitches. Heh-heh-heh. 1407 01:38:00,040 --> 01:38:06,040 Subtitle from: BibzHD