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Here we go. One, two, three.

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Very good.

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Remember, the text is first.

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"In the beginning was the Word."

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So the text is what
you're concentrating on.

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Make it part of the music.

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Let's all breathe in.

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Breathe out.

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Excellent. Now, let's hear
the opening chord.

10
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Good. Middle voices,
a little bit more.

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Higher voices are excellent.

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Bass, a little more breath.

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Try again.

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Okay, let's run the first verse.

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One...

16
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Really great.
Especially that T at the end.

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All together.

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Very, very good.

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Excellent.

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Mm...

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Philistines.

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Lazy, vulgar,
rancid little Philistines.

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Hmm?

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Mr. Hunham?

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I'm busy right now.

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Uh, Dr. Woodrup
asked to see you.

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What does he want?

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Uh, I think it's
about Christmas break.

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I'll see him presently.

30
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What's that?

31
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Christmas cookies.

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I made them for the faculty.

33
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Well, not all the faculty.

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- Anyway, these are for you.
- Oh.

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Tully.

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What are you doing
with women's underwear?

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It's the same swimsuit
James Bond wears

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in On Her Majesty's
Secret Service.

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It can't get more masculine
than that.

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Why don't you just wear cutoffs?

41
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Because I'm going to St. Kitts.

42
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I'm not going to be
the only dickhead

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on the beach wearing cutoffs.

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Oh. Look out, everyone.

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Tully's going to St. Kitts.

46
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They still look like panties.

47
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You're right, Crandall.
You caught me.

48
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They're your mother's panties.

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Tell her thanks
for the good times!

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Hey, Tully.

51
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Hey, where are my cigarettes?

52
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Your cigarettes?

53
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You stole my fucking cigarettes.

54
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I resent
that baseless accusation.

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Cut the shit.

56
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I have no cigarettes now.

57
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And Briggs says you suddenly
had five of them

58
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to trade for a skin mag.

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I don't indulge in pornography.

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I get enough of the real thing.

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Especially with Crandall's mom!

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Hey, Kountze.

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Ten dollars for this?

64
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Looks more like a nickel bag.

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Don't buy that, Harriman.
He's ripping you off.

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- Plus, it's ditch weed.
- Fuck you, Tully.

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This shit's premium weed,
all right?

68
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And unlike you, I'm stuck here.

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It's got to last me
through Christmas.

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Take pity on him, Harriman.

71
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He's a poor little Christmas
orphan with nowhere to go.

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Little Christmas orphan
needs his pot and porn.

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Ten minutes, ladies.

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Ten minutes.

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I can't believe
you got out of it.

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Luck of the Irish.

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I thought this was your year.

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It was.

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I told Woodrup
my mother has lupus.

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Does she?

81
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I don't know. Probably.

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We don't talk
about those things.

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So, who got stuck with it?

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Who do you think?

85
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That poor walleyed bastard.

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Rémy Martin. Louis XIII.

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Christmas gift from
the Board of Trustees.

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Oh, how generous of them.

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Thank you again
for doing this, Hunham.

90
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I wouldn't have asked
if it weren't an emergency.

91
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Oh, Mr. Endicott's mother,
right.

92
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What a tragedy.

93
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It's not as though you had plans
to leave campus anyway.

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And, of course, there's a nice
little bonus in it for you.

95
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Well... "Non nobis
solum nati sumus," I suppose.

96
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"Not for ourselves alone
are we born."

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I'm guessing that's Cicero.

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Cicero, yes.

99
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Very good, Hardy.
You remembered.

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There'll be just four boys
holding over this year.

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Mm-hmm.

102
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Oh, yes. I know
a couple of these reprobates.

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Let's be a little more elastic
in our assessment, shall we?

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It's hard enough for them to be
away from home on the holidays.

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Latitude is the last thing
these boys need.

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Paul, at your core,
you're an excellent teacher,

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but your approach to the
students is rather traditional.

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This school was founded in 1797.

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I thought tradition
was our stock in trade.

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- Then let's call it hidebound.
- Ah.

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You know, unwavering,
resistant to...

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Yes, yes, yes, I know
what "hidebound" means.

113
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Uh, I get it.

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You're still angry
that I failed Jordan Osgood.

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Senator Osgood was very upset

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when Princeton rescinded
Jordan's acceptance, yes.

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And I've continued to
have to deal with the fallout.

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Hardy, are we really supposed
to let these boys just skate by

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as long as Daddy builds
a new gymnasium?

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Of course not.
That's not who we are.

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But we can't be ignorant
to politics.

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That boy is too dumb
to pour piss out of a boot.

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A genuine troglodyte.

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Jesus Christ, Paul.

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He was a legacy and the son
of one of our biggest donors.

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Ever think his dad
might be expecting

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a little consideration
for his dollar?

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And he got it... a first-class
education for his son.

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Oh, come on, Hardy.

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As Dr. Greene used to say,
"Our one true purpose

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is to produce young men
of good character."

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I don't care what
Dr. Greene used to say.

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"And we cannot sacrifice
our integrity

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on the altar
of their entitlement."

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I'm just trying to instill
basic academic discipline.

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That's my job. Isn't it yours?

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It was.

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Until I became headmaster

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and saw that it's not so simple
to keep the damn school afloat.

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I begged you, begged you
to give the kid a C minus.

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No.

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There are instructors here
who will do that.

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I am not one of them.

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Here's the manual
and a full set of keys.

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Everything you need to know
is in there.

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Your only task is to ensure

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the boys' absolute safety
and good condition.

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And at least pretend to be
a human being.

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Please.

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It's Christmas.

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Fuck this half-day bullshit.

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00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,517
Where the hell is Walleye?

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00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:07,353
He's probably jerking off
in the Cobb salad.

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- Why would he do that?
- Because he's Walleye.

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00:12:10,323 --> 00:12:12,458
Who knows what
that foul-smelling freak does?

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00:12:12,492 --> 00:12:14,694
But you went straight
to the Cobb salad.

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I mean, do you know something?

158
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Because I eat that Cobb salad.

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Salve, gentlemen.

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Your final exams.

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Hmm.

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I can tell by your faces
that many of you

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are shocked at the outcome.

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I, on the other hand, am not,
because I have had

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the misfortune
of teaching you this semester.

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And even with
my ocular limitations,

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I witnessed firsthand

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your glazed,
uncomprehending expressions.

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Sir, I don't understand.

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That's glaringly apparent.

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No, it's...
I can't fail this class.

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00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:26,733
Oh, don't sell yourself short,
Mr. Kountze.

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I truly believe that you can.

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I'm supposed to go to Cornell.

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Unlikely.

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00:13:32,638 --> 00:13:35,341
Please, sir.
My dad's going to flip out.

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All right. All right.

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00:13:42,515 --> 00:13:44,617
Uh, in the spirit of the season,

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I suppose the most
constructive way

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of dealing with
your shortcomings

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is to offer a makeup exam.

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You'll all get a second run
at this after break.

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Of course, it will not
be the same exam.

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You will now be responsible
for new material as well.

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00:14:04,737 --> 00:14:06,706
Your grade will be
an average of the two.

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00:14:06,739 --> 00:14:09,375
Please open your books
to chapter six.

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The Peloponnesian War,
gentlemen.

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00:14:12,378 --> 00:14:13,780
You've already met Pericles.

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00:14:13,813 --> 00:14:16,516
Now prepare yourselves
to meet Demosthenes.

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00:14:16,549 --> 00:14:19,385
No offense, sir,
but is this really

191
00:14:19,418 --> 00:14:21,521
the best time to be starting
a new chapter?

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00:14:21,554 --> 00:14:26,392
I mean, we all appreciate the,
uh, makeup exam gesture,

193
00:14:26,425 --> 00:14:28,929
but our families are here.

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00:14:28,962 --> 00:14:31,397
You know, most teachers
have already canceled class.

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00:14:31,430 --> 00:14:33,633
We have chapel in 40 minutes,
then we're out of here.

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00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:36,469
- Mm.
- I mean, our heads are elsewhere.

197
00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:39,940
And where exactly
is your head, Mr. Tully?

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00:14:39,973 --> 00:14:41,741
Um, I don't know.

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00:14:41,774 --> 00:14:43,010
St. Kitts.

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00:14:44,111 --> 00:14:45,511
Yes, indeed.

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00:14:45,545 --> 00:14:47,713
I see you've brought
your valise.

202
00:14:48,714 --> 00:14:49,816
Spot-on, sir.

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00:14:49,849 --> 00:14:52,819
It's just that it's been
a really exhausting semester.

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00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:56,622
Getting into new material now
right before break?

205
00:14:56,656 --> 00:14:59,692
Honestly, it's a little absurd.

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00:14:59,725 --> 00:15:00,893
Sir.

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00:15:03,896 --> 00:15:06,833
Well, I would hate to be absurd.

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00:15:06,866 --> 00:15:10,436
So let's just scuttle
the whole thing, shall we,

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00:15:10,469 --> 00:15:12,839
and let the original
grades stand.

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00:15:15,108 --> 00:15:16,642
Uh, excuse me, sir.

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00:15:16,676 --> 00:15:19,645
I think, uh, we all liked
the first option better.

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00:15:19,679 --> 00:15:21,681
What'd you say the guy's
name was? Uh, Demosthe-who?

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00:15:21,714 --> 00:15:24,117
Of course, I still expect you
to be familiar with chapter six

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upon your return,
so pack those textbooks, boys.

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00:15:27,486 --> 00:15:29,455
And if displeased,

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00:15:29,488 --> 00:15:32,692
take it up with your champion...
Mr. Tully.

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Dismissed.

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00:15:41,534 --> 00:15:43,903
I got us out early, didn't I?

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00:16:13,566 --> 00:16:15,401
Please be seated.

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00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:21,507
Welcome, Barton students,
faculty and parents.

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00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:24,211
I know you're all anxious
to start the holidays.

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I can see the boys
shifting in their seats.

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00:16:27,214 --> 00:16:29,049
But before we release you

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00:16:29,082 --> 00:16:32,518
to your bountiful tables
and the blessings of family,

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00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:35,454
let us pray for those
less fortunate than we.

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00:16:36,555 --> 00:16:39,927
Let us remember the poor
and the helpless,

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00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,063
the cold, the hungry
and the oppressed.

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00:16:44,064 --> 00:16:46,666
Extra reading over vacation
and no makeup test?

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00:16:46,699 --> 00:16:48,534
Are you fucking kidding me?

230
00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:49,937
Nice work, anus.

231
00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:51,871
Can you not talk, please?
I'm trying to pray.

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00:16:51,904 --> 00:16:53,873
You better pray
I don't catch you alone,

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00:16:53,906 --> 00:16:56,842
because I will full-on
nut-punch you.

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00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:58,211
Tone it down.

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- Jesus can hear you.
- ... and all those

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00:17:00,247 --> 00:17:02,950
who know not
the loving kindness of God.

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00:17:02,983 --> 00:17:05,218
Sorry to hear about
your mother, Endicott.

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00:17:05,252 --> 00:17:06,886
What?

239
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,922
Oh. Yes.

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00:17:08,956 --> 00:17:10,190
Thank you.

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00:17:10,223 --> 00:17:12,225
Yeah. We're all pulling for her.

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00:17:12,259 --> 00:17:13,859
and your grace.

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00:17:13,893 --> 00:17:18,065
And finally, let us pray
for the soul of Curtis Lamb,

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Barton class of 1969.

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00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:23,636
Just this year,
Curtis gave his life valiantly

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00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:25,771
in the service of his country.

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00:17:25,805 --> 00:17:29,042
And let us once again extend
our deepest condolences

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00:17:29,076 --> 00:17:32,112
to one of the most cherished
members of the Barton family,

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00:17:32,145 --> 00:17:33,947
his mother Mary.

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00:17:34,915 --> 00:17:36,950
Mary, we remember Curtis

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00:17:36,984 --> 00:17:39,685
as such an outstanding
and promising young man,

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00:17:39,719 --> 00:17:42,255
and we know this holiday season

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will be especially difficult
without him.

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00:17:45,058 --> 00:17:49,662
Please know that we
accompany you in your grief.

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00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:53,033
May the all-powerful God
who protected Abraham

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when he left his native land
protect all our brave soldiers

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00:17:56,970 --> 00:18:00,273
until they are delivered
safely home to us.

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00:18:00,307 --> 00:18:03,076
We ask this through
Christ our Lord.

259
00:18:03,110 --> 00:18:04,543
Amen.

260
00:18:04,577 --> 00:18:06,579
Amen.

261
00:18:06,612 --> 00:18:08,982
I wish you all
a very Merry Christmas.

262
00:18:09,016 --> 00:18:12,618
Or, as the case may be,
a very Happy Hanukkah.

263
00:18:27,934 --> 00:18:30,703
Congressman,
Merry Christmas to you.

264
00:18:33,806 --> 00:18:35,841
Merry Christmas, everyone.

265
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,144
Merry Christmas.

266
00:18:37,177 --> 00:18:38,577
Hey. Good to see you.

267
00:18:38,611 --> 00:18:40,347
Nice to see you.
Merry Christmas.

268
00:18:47,087 --> 00:18:48,721
Angus Tully.

269
00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:50,823
You have a phone call.

270
00:18:55,861 --> 00:18:57,830
You're telling me this now?

271
00:18:57,863 --> 00:18:59,266
Sweetheart, listen.

272
00:18:59,299 --> 00:19:01,334
I know it's last minute,
and I am...

273
00:19:01,368 --> 00:19:03,336
I'm absolutely heartbroken,

274
00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:05,005
but could you please
see your way

275
00:19:05,038 --> 00:19:08,141
to staying at school over break
just this once?

276
00:19:08,175 --> 00:19:09,976
Stanley has been working
so hard,

277
00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:12,245
and-and we've had no time
for a honeymoon.

278
00:19:12,279 --> 00:19:14,381
You guys have been married
since July.

279
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,083
You've had all these months.

280
00:19:16,116 --> 00:19:17,750
Something's always come up.

281
00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,685
I know it's a lot to ask,

282
00:19:19,718 --> 00:19:22,222
but you know
how lonely I've been.

283
00:19:22,255 --> 00:19:24,091
I've been lonely too.

284
00:19:24,124 --> 00:19:25,825
And what about Boston?

285
00:19:25,858 --> 00:19:29,029
You promised on the way
we'd spend some time in Boston.

286
00:19:29,062 --> 00:19:31,131
Angus, listen to me.

287
00:19:31,164 --> 00:19:33,100
This is our new family, okay?

288
00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:35,768
I know you miss your father...
I do, too...

289
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:38,171
but there's someone new
in my life.

290
00:19:38,205 --> 00:19:40,373
It's just this once, darling.

291
00:19:40,407 --> 00:19:42,109
We'll be together
at spring break,

292
00:19:42,142 --> 00:19:43,376
and we'll have the whole summer.

293
00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:45,245
Fuck the summer,
and fuck Stanley.

294
00:19:45,278 --> 00:19:47,114
Angus.

295
00:19:47,147 --> 00:19:48,714
Are you kidding me?

296
00:19:48,747 --> 00:19:50,350
I'm just supposed to stay here?

297
00:19:51,884 --> 00:19:55,122
Mom, please don't do this.

298
00:19:55,155 --> 00:19:56,990
Please.

299
00:19:57,023 --> 00:19:59,025
I suspect that, like me,

300
00:19:59,059 --> 00:20:01,694
this is not how you wanted
to spend your holidays,

301
00:20:01,727 --> 00:20:04,231
but such are
the vicissitudes of life.

302
00:20:04,264 --> 00:20:06,266
And as Barton men,

303
00:20:06,299 --> 00:20:08,701
we learn to confront
our challenges

304
00:20:08,734 --> 00:20:10,903
with heads held high
and with a spirit

305
00:20:10,937 --> 00:20:12,838
of courage and good fellowship.

306
00:20:12,872 --> 00:20:14,807
Uh, in strict accordance
with the dictates

307
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,743
of the manual, of course.

308
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:22,882
Mr. Tully,
are you joining us as well?

309
00:20:22,916 --> 00:20:24,985
What happened to St. Kitts?

310
00:20:26,153 --> 00:20:28,687
Something came up.

311
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,299
So, for the next two weeks,

312
00:20:39,332 --> 00:20:42,202
we will be following
a standard school schedule...

313
00:20:42,235 --> 00:20:44,237
Sir? Uh, sir, we're on vacation.

314
00:20:44,271 --> 00:20:46,772
which means we will be
taking our meals together,

315
00:20:46,805 --> 00:20:49,176
and you will observe
regular hours of study.

316
00:20:49,209 --> 00:20:51,777
Study? Are you kidding me?

317
00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:53,480
The Peloponnesian War awaits,
Mr. Kountze.

318
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,148
You and Mr. Tully.

319
00:20:55,182 --> 00:20:57,384
The rest of you can get a jump
on the next semester.

320
00:20:57,417 --> 00:20:59,718
It'll pay off. You'll see.

321
00:20:59,752 --> 00:21:00,921
We're already holding over,

322
00:21:00,954 --> 00:21:02,322
and now we're being
punished for it?

323
00:21:02,355 --> 00:21:04,958
You will be afforded
limited windows for recreation

324
00:21:04,991 --> 00:21:07,294
and supervised
physical activity.

325
00:21:07,327 --> 00:21:09,095
The gym's not even open yet.

326
00:21:09,129 --> 00:21:10,931
Yeah, they've only lacquered
half the floor.

327
00:21:10,964 --> 00:21:12,465
Fresh air will do you good.

328
00:21:12,499 --> 00:21:15,001
It's like 15 degrees outside.

329
00:21:15,035 --> 00:21:18,205
And the Romans bathed naked
in the freezing Tiber.

330
00:21:18,238 --> 00:21:21,007
Adversity builds character,
Mr. Tully.

331
00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:23,476
Uh, speaking of which,
the school will be cutting heat

332
00:21:23,510 --> 00:21:25,212
to dormitories
and faculty housing,

333
00:21:25,245 --> 00:21:27,514
so we'll all be bunking
in the infirmary.

334
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,916
Oh, God. Geez.

335
00:21:31,985 --> 00:21:34,154
This is the most bullshit ever.

336
00:21:34,187 --> 00:21:36,223
If we have to stay,
why'd we have to draw Walleye?

337
00:21:36,256 --> 00:21:38,391
Uh, you know
he used to be a student, right?

338
00:21:38,425 --> 00:21:40,026
Yeah, that's why he knows
how to inflict

339
00:21:40,060 --> 00:21:42,062
maximum pain on us,
the sadistic fuck.

340
00:21:42,095 --> 00:21:43,930
At least we didn't draw Decker.

341
00:21:43,964 --> 00:21:46,832
He'd be perving all over us.

342
00:21:46,865 --> 00:21:49,236
Hey, guys, hold up for a second.

343
00:21:51,271 --> 00:21:52,871
Want one?

344
00:21:52,905 --> 00:21:55,108
No. I got something else.

345
00:21:56,509 --> 00:21:58,979
Give me that.

346
00:21:59,012 --> 00:22:00,447
Hey, don't smoke that out here.

347
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,048
I don't want to get busted
by Walleye.

348
00:22:02,082 --> 00:22:03,516
Don't be such a pussy.

349
00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:05,085
I'm not a pussy.
I just don't want

350
00:22:05,118 --> 00:22:08,021
to end up at Fork Union
paying for your mistake.

351
00:22:09,289 --> 00:22:10,557
Teddy Kountze.

352
00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:11,890
Jason Smith.

353
00:22:11,925 --> 00:22:13,859
Yeah, I know who you are.

354
00:22:13,892 --> 00:22:15,996
Want to hit this?

355
00:22:16,029 --> 00:22:17,896
Uh, yeah.

356
00:22:20,433 --> 00:22:22,402
You got a great arm, man.

357
00:22:22,435 --> 00:22:23,937
Yeah, well, it's just football.

358
00:22:23,970 --> 00:22:25,405
So, how'd you get stuck
holding over?

359
00:22:25,438 --> 00:22:27,806
I'm supposed to be skiing
with my folks up at Haystack,

360
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:29,142
but my dad put his foot down,

361
00:22:29,175 --> 00:22:31,011
said I can't come home
unless I cut my hair.

362
00:22:31,044 --> 00:22:33,179
So why don't you
just cut your hair?

363
00:22:33,213 --> 00:22:34,813
Civil disobedience, man.

364
00:22:34,847 --> 00:22:36,283
Yeah, right.

365
00:22:36,316 --> 00:22:38,551
No, he's cool.
It's just a battle of wills.

366
00:22:38,585 --> 00:22:40,420
Still, I was kind of hoping
he'd cave first,

367
00:22:40,453 --> 00:22:43,789
because the powder up at
Haystack is so sweet right now.

368
00:22:44,591 --> 00:22:47,160
What about you, Mr. Moto?

369
00:22:47,193 --> 00:22:48,194
Why are you here?

370
00:22:48,228 --> 00:22:50,263
Uh, no. Uh, my name is Ye-Joon.

371
00:22:50,297 --> 00:22:52,032
Uh, my family is in Korea,

372
00:22:52,065 --> 00:22:54,567
and they think it's too far
for me to travel alone.

373
00:22:54,601 --> 00:22:58,038
I figured it was because your
rickshaw was broken.

374
00:22:58,071 --> 00:23:00,573
Uh, what-what's a rickshaw?

375
00:23:00,607 --> 00:23:02,175
You're an asshole, Kountze.

376
00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:04,244
Your mind's a cesspool
and a shallow one at that.

377
00:23:04,277 --> 00:23:05,979
Who's the asshole, Tully?

378
00:23:06,012 --> 00:23:08,048
You're the one
who blew up history.

379
00:23:08,081 --> 00:23:09,316
Hey.

380
00:23:09,349 --> 00:23:10,550
What's your story, man?

381
00:23:10,583 --> 00:23:12,285
Alex Ollerman.

382
00:23:12,319 --> 00:23:15,221
I'm here because my parents
are on a mission in Paraguay.

383
00:23:15,255 --> 00:23:16,855
We're LDS.

384
00:23:16,889 --> 00:23:18,458
Mormons, right?

385
00:23:18,491 --> 00:23:21,461
Don't you guys wear some kind
of like magic underwear?

386
00:23:21,494 --> 00:23:23,063
That's a common misconception.

387
00:23:23,096 --> 00:23:24,631
Actually, it's called
a temple garment,

388
00:23:24,664 --> 00:23:26,566
and we're only supposed
to wear it when we...

389
00:23:26,599 --> 00:23:28,234
Hey, what's up with the townies?

390
00:23:28,268 --> 00:23:30,869
Hey, what are you doing
with our Christmas tree?

391
00:23:30,903 --> 00:23:33,273
The school sold it back to us.

392
00:23:33,306 --> 00:23:35,175
Scotch pine, still fresh.

393
00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:37,243
Yeah, we're going to
put it back on the lot.

394
00:23:37,277 --> 00:23:38,478
We do it every year.

395
00:23:38,511 --> 00:23:40,413
This is the most bullshit ever.

396
00:23:45,985 --> 00:23:47,554
Hello, Mary.

397
00:23:47,587 --> 00:23:49,222
Mr. Hunham.

398
00:23:49,255 --> 00:23:51,958
I heard you got stuck with
babysitting duty this year.

399
00:23:51,991 --> 00:23:54,194
How'd you manage that?

400
00:23:54,227 --> 00:23:55,295
Oh, I don't know.

401
00:23:55,328 --> 00:23:57,964
I suppose I failed someone
who richly deserved it.

402
00:23:57,997 --> 00:24:00,467
Oh, the Osgood kid?

403
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,435
Yeah, he was a real asshole.

404
00:24:02,469 --> 00:24:03,902
Rich and dumb.

405
00:24:03,937 --> 00:24:05,505
Popular combination around here.

406
00:24:05,538 --> 00:24:07,374
It's a plague.

407
00:24:07,407 --> 00:24:08,675
Uh, and you?

408
00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:10,377
You'll be here, too?

409
00:24:10,410 --> 00:24:12,278
All by my lonesome.

410
00:24:12,312 --> 00:24:14,447
My little sister Peggy
and her husband invited me

411
00:24:14,481 --> 00:24:18,985
to go visit them at Roxbury,
but I feel like it's too soon.

412
00:24:19,018 --> 00:24:21,621
Like Curtis will think
that I'm abandoning him.

413
00:24:21,654 --> 00:24:24,257
You know, this is the last place

414
00:24:24,290 --> 00:24:27,227
that my baby and I
were together,

415
00:24:27,260 --> 00:24:30,096
- not including the bus station.
- Yeah.

416
00:24:31,297 --> 00:24:34,134
Well, I look forward
to your fine cooking.

417
00:24:34,167 --> 00:24:35,668
Oh, no, no. Don't do that.

418
00:24:35,702 --> 00:24:38,071
All we've got is
whatever is in that walk-in.

419
00:24:38,104 --> 00:24:40,273
No new deliveries till January.

420
00:24:40,306 --> 00:24:42,142
Hmm.

421
00:24:43,543 --> 00:24:45,478
You mind if I, um...

422
00:24:47,213 --> 00:24:49,115
- You want some of that?
- Mm.

423
00:24:49,149 --> 00:24:51,618
- All right.
- Thank you.

424
00:24:53,286 --> 00:24:55,522
- You know this is a necessity.
- Oh, yes.

425
00:25:03,663 --> 00:25:05,498
Now 17.

426
00:25:05,532 --> 00:25:09,135
Yeah, by Shocking Blue,
it's called "Venus."

427
00:25:18,745 --> 00:25:20,380
- Where's my photo?
- What photo?

428
00:25:20,413 --> 00:25:22,582
I think you know what photo,
and you stole it.

429
00:25:22,615 --> 00:25:24,451
I resent that
baseless accusation.

430
00:25:24,484 --> 00:25:26,686
Give me my goddamn picture.

431
00:25:26,719 --> 00:25:28,721
Hey, what's your problem, Tully?

432
00:25:28,755 --> 00:25:30,523
You homesick?

433
00:25:30,557 --> 00:25:32,192
Huh? Gonna cry?

434
00:25:32,225 --> 00:25:33,726
Little boy misses his mommy?

435
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,361
Fuck you, Kountze.

436
00:25:35,395 --> 00:25:37,197
Why are you even here, anyway?
Where's your family?

437
00:25:37,230 --> 00:25:38,731
We're renovating our house,
all right?

438
00:25:38,765 --> 00:25:40,266
It's all torn up.

439
00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:42,001
They're storing the tools
and stuff in my room.

440
00:25:42,035 --> 00:25:43,102
That's what they told you?

441
00:25:43,136 --> 00:25:44,471
It's winter, idiot.

442
00:25:44,504 --> 00:25:46,706
Nobody renovates their house
in the winter.

443
00:25:46,739 --> 00:25:48,541
Your parents don't
want you around

444
00:25:48,575 --> 00:25:51,110
because you're a fucking
insecure sociopath.

445
00:25:51,144 --> 00:25:52,345
Hey, take it easy, guys.

446
00:25:52,378 --> 00:25:53,379
A what?

447
00:25:53,413 --> 00:25:54,647
I mean, who'd want you
for a son?

448
00:25:54,681 --> 00:25:56,316
That's why you grind everybody,

449
00:25:56,349 --> 00:25:58,485
because deep down
you know you're an asshole.

450
00:25:58,518 --> 00:26:01,521
Plus, academically,
you're a disaster.

451
00:26:01,554 --> 00:26:05,358
I mean, if I were your parents,
I'd never want you home again.

452
00:26:05,391 --> 00:26:07,760
The only tool in your room
is you.

453
00:26:15,235 --> 00:26:16,436
Bitch.

454
00:26:19,205 --> 00:26:20,640
- Come on! Come on!
- Hey, hey, hey!

455
00:26:20,673 --> 00:26:22,108
All right, all right.

456
00:26:22,141 --> 00:26:24,511
Break it up. Break it up.
Break it up.

457
00:26:29,549 --> 00:26:30,783
They weren't fighting.

458
00:26:30,817 --> 00:26:32,385
I see.

459
00:26:32,418 --> 00:26:35,121
And who started it...
the not fighting?

460
00:26:35,154 --> 00:26:36,523
Hmm? Mr. Tully,

461
00:26:36,556 --> 00:26:40,026
perhaps you could shed
some light on the subject.

462
00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:42,061
Mr. Kountze?

463
00:26:42,095 --> 00:26:43,830
Mr. Smith?

464
00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:45,798
Mr. Ollerman?

465
00:26:45,832 --> 00:26:48,301
Mr. Park?

466
00:26:48,334 --> 00:26:52,138
All right, then, uh, we'll
do it like the Roman legions.

467
00:26:52,171 --> 00:26:54,474
Absent a confession,
one man's sin

468
00:26:54,507 --> 00:26:56,309
is every man's suffering.

469
00:26:56,342 --> 00:26:59,312
For every minute
the truth is withheld,

470
00:26:59,345 --> 00:27:02,148
you will all receive
a detention.

471
00:27:02,181 --> 00:27:04,784
And I thought all the Nazis
were hiding in Argentina.

472
00:27:04,817 --> 00:27:07,153
Stifle it, Tully.

473
00:27:09,188 --> 00:27:12,091
Now, uh, in the first
of said detentions,

474
00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:17,230
you will clean the library,
top to bottom.

475
00:27:17,263 --> 00:27:19,265
Scraping the underside
of the desks,

476
00:27:19,299 --> 00:27:22,368
which are caked
with snot and gum

477
00:27:22,402 --> 00:27:26,406
and all manner of ancient,
unspeakable proteins.

478
00:27:26,439 --> 00:27:30,243
Ah, on your hands and knees,
down in the dust,

479
00:27:30,276 --> 00:27:34,247
breathing in the dead skin
of generations of students

480
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,550
and desiccated
cockroach assholes.

481
00:27:37,584 --> 00:27:38,818
It was Kountze!

482
00:27:40,921 --> 00:27:43,222
Kountze started it.

483
00:27:43,856 --> 00:27:45,725
Bravo, Mr. Ollerman.

484
00:27:45,758 --> 00:27:48,328
Bravo.

485
00:28:06,579 --> 00:28:08,748
Lovely.

486
00:28:08,781 --> 00:28:10,450
Thank you, Mary.

487
00:28:17,790 --> 00:28:19,659
Didn't we already
have this for lunch?

488
00:28:19,692 --> 00:28:21,260
And it was crappy then.

489
00:28:21,294 --> 00:28:22,629
Consider yourselves lucky.

490
00:28:22,662 --> 00:28:26,566
During the Third Punic campaign,
149 to 146 BC,

491
00:28:26,599 --> 00:28:28,768
the Romans laid siege
to Carthage

492
00:28:28,801 --> 00:28:30,903
for three entire years.

493
00:28:30,938 --> 00:28:32,605
By the time it ended,

494
00:28:32,639 --> 00:28:34,874
the Carthaginians
were reduced to eating sand

495
00:28:34,907 --> 00:28:36,843
and drinking their own urine.

496
00:28:36,876 --> 00:28:39,545
Hence the term "punitive."

497
00:28:41,314 --> 00:28:42,950
Uh... Mary?

498
00:28:42,983 --> 00:28:45,284
Maybe you would, uh...

499
00:28:45,318 --> 00:28:47,453
maybe you would care to join us?

500
00:28:54,293 --> 00:28:56,529
No, I'm all right. Thank you.

501
00:29:03,636 --> 00:29:06,906
I mean, I know she's sad
about her son and everything,

502
00:29:06,940 --> 00:29:09,475
but still, she's getting paid
to do a job,

503
00:29:09,509 --> 00:29:12,445
and she should do it well,
right?

504
00:29:13,981 --> 00:29:16,282
But I guess, no matter
how bad a cook she is,

505
00:29:16,315 --> 00:29:17,951
now they can never fire her.

506
00:29:17,985 --> 00:29:21,187
Will you shut up!

507
00:29:23,356 --> 00:29:26,492
You have no idea what
that woman has been thr...

508
00:29:32,432 --> 00:29:34,400
You know, Mr. Kountze,
for most people,

509
00:29:34,434 --> 00:29:36,602
life is like a henhouse ladder.

510
00:29:36,636 --> 00:29:38,304
Shitty and short.

511
00:29:38,337 --> 00:29:41,607
You were born lucky.

512
00:29:41,641 --> 00:29:43,910
Maybe someday, you entitled
little degenerates

513
00:29:43,944 --> 00:29:45,445
will appreciate that.

514
00:29:45,478 --> 00:29:47,981
If you don't,
I feel sorry for you

515
00:29:48,015 --> 00:29:50,450
and we will have failed
to do our jobs.

516
00:29:50,483 --> 00:29:52,518
Now, eat.

517
00:30:38,531 --> 00:30:40,033
That's right.

518
00:30:42,702 --> 00:30:44,604
Next question
for five points, girls.

519
00:30:44,637 --> 00:30:47,640
What are the dimensions
of the car you drive most?

520
00:30:47,673 --> 00:30:49,642
And that means width by length.

521
00:30:49,675 --> 00:30:51,644
The dimensions of the car
you drive most. Jerry?

522
00:30:51,677 --> 00:30:53,679
It's pretty long.

523
00:30:53,713 --> 00:30:56,749
Oh, let's see.
Maybe, uh, 8 by 80?

524
00:31:01,654 --> 00:31:03,090
What's the name
of your car, Union Pacific?

525
00:31:04,557 --> 00:31:07,027
- Oh, good evening.
- Good evening.

526
00:31:07,060 --> 00:31:08,694
What's this?

527
00:31:08,728 --> 00:31:10,663
You don't know
The Newlywed Game?

528
00:31:10,696 --> 00:31:12,933
- No.
- What planet have you been living on?

529
00:31:12,966 --> 00:31:15,068
I don't really watch television.

530
00:31:15,102 --> 00:31:17,104
It's a show where
they ask couples questions

531
00:31:17,137 --> 00:31:19,338
to see how well
they know each other.

532
00:31:19,372 --> 00:31:20,974
That sounds like
courting disaster.

533
00:31:21,008 --> 00:31:23,977
Yeah, that's
the whole damn point.

534
00:31:24,011 --> 00:31:25,812
Sit down.

535
00:31:25,845 --> 00:31:27,114
Come on.

536
00:31:27,147 --> 00:31:29,549
Broaden your horizons.

537
00:31:31,784 --> 00:31:35,122
This is a rerun from July.

538
00:31:35,155 --> 00:31:37,690
Which is why they're playing
for Weber barbecues

539
00:31:37,723 --> 00:31:39,092
and picnic utensils.

540
00:31:39,126 --> 00:31:41,427
- Fascinating.
- Mm-hmm.

541
00:31:41,460 --> 00:31:42,862
If we ever take
separate vacations,

542
00:31:42,895 --> 00:31:44,363
I am sending my wife to blank...

543
00:31:44,397 --> 00:31:46,967
- Oh. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

544
00:31:51,504 --> 00:31:54,841
So, how are the boys?

545
00:31:54,874 --> 00:31:57,610
Broken in body and spirit.

546
00:31:58,778 --> 00:32:02,149
Okay, well, it is the holidays,
so, you know, go easy on them.

547
00:32:02,182 --> 00:32:03,683
Oh, please.

548
00:32:03,716 --> 00:32:06,086
They've had it easy
their whole lives.

549
00:32:06,119 --> 00:32:07,988
You don't know that.

550
00:32:08,021 --> 00:32:09,223
Did you?

551
00:32:10,756 --> 00:32:13,559
Besides, everybody should be
with their people on Christmas.

552
00:32:13,593 --> 00:32:15,162
- Hawaii, probably.
- Hawaii. All right.

553
00:32:15,195 --> 00:32:16,596
He says he's gonna send you
to Santa Ana

554
00:32:16,629 --> 00:32:18,531
and he's going to Las Vegas.

555
00:32:18,564 --> 00:32:20,000
Nobody can watch you
in Siberia.

556
00:32:20,033 --> 00:32:21,868
Where are you going?

557
00:32:21,901 --> 00:32:23,937
- To Vegas.
- Las Vegas?

558
00:32:23,971 --> 00:32:26,572
Yeah.

559
00:32:26,606 --> 00:32:28,574
No.

560
00:32:28,608 --> 00:32:30,978
Those two are going to get
a divorce.

561
00:32:31,011 --> 00:32:32,545
How do you know?

562
00:32:32,578 --> 00:32:34,614
I recognize that look
of stale disappointment.

563
00:32:34,647 --> 00:32:36,816
She hates him.

564
00:32:36,849 --> 00:32:38,885
Oh.

565
00:32:38,919 --> 00:32:40,720
How long were you married?

566
00:32:40,753 --> 00:32:42,688
I was engaged
to Curtis's father.

567
00:32:42,722 --> 00:32:45,959
- Mm.
- But he died before I gave birth.

568
00:32:45,993 --> 00:32:47,860
Harold.

569
00:32:47,894 --> 00:32:50,163
He worked in the shipyard.

570
00:32:50,197 --> 00:32:52,698
And one day, they was
carrying this big, uh,

571
00:32:52,732 --> 00:32:56,136
cargo pallet,
and the cable snapped.

572
00:32:56,169 --> 00:32:58,437
Hit him right across the head.

573
00:33:00,539 --> 00:33:02,175
They were good men.

574
00:33:02,209 --> 00:33:03,676
Both of them.

575
00:33:03,709 --> 00:33:07,047
And neither of them
made it to 25.

576
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,815
My baby wasn't even 20.

577
00:33:11,018 --> 00:33:13,186
I'm so sorry.

578
00:33:13,220 --> 00:33:16,156
I took this job
when Curtis was small

579
00:33:16,189 --> 00:33:17,857
because I wanted to ensure

580
00:33:17,890 --> 00:33:19,859
that he was going to have
a good education.

581
00:33:19,892 --> 00:33:22,595
- You know he flourished here.
- Yes. No, he was a great kid.

582
00:33:22,628 --> 00:33:24,031
- I had him one semester.
- Mm-hmm.

583
00:33:24,064 --> 00:33:25,598
Very insightful.

584
00:33:25,631 --> 00:33:27,833
Mm-hmm. He hated you.

585
00:33:29,102 --> 00:33:31,671
He said you were a real asshole.

586
00:33:32,538 --> 00:33:35,474
Well, uh, like I said...

587
00:33:35,508 --> 00:33:37,743
sharp kid. Insightful.

588
00:33:40,713 --> 00:33:43,683
He had his heart set
on Swarthmore.

589
00:33:43,716 --> 00:33:46,619
And he had the grades,
but I didn't have the money.

590
00:33:46,652 --> 00:33:49,689
Even with financial aid,
it wasn't enough.

591
00:33:49,722 --> 00:33:53,961
So, when he got called up
and no student deferment,

592
00:33:53,994 --> 00:33:55,895
off he went.

593
00:33:56,762 --> 00:33:58,731
Do you know what he said to me?

594
00:33:58,764 --> 00:34:02,702
He said,
"Hey, Ma, look at the upside.

595
00:34:02,735 --> 00:34:07,740
When I get discharged, I can go
to college on the GI Bill."

596
00:34:09,775 --> 00:34:11,711
College.

597
00:34:17,616 --> 00:34:19,819
And here we are.

598
00:34:22,322 --> 00:34:24,557
With my Curtis
in the cold ground

599
00:34:24,590 --> 00:34:27,094
and those boys
safe and warm in their beds.

600
00:34:29,129 --> 00:34:30,596
It's like you said.

601
00:34:30,629 --> 00:34:32,132
How'd you say it?

602
00:34:32,165 --> 00:34:34,134
"Life is like
a henhouse ladder."

603
00:34:34,167 --> 00:34:35,835
That's right.

604
00:34:35,868 --> 00:34:38,205
I can hear everything
you're saying from the kitchen.

605
00:34:38,238 --> 00:34:40,007
Especially that Kountze kid.

606
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,675
Crown prince of all
the little assholes.

607
00:34:42,708 --> 00:34:44,277
It's zero.

608
00:34:44,311 --> 00:34:45,778
Zero. She said it is zero!

609
00:34:45,811 --> 00:34:47,680
Couple number one,
Mike and Sherry McCray,

610
00:34:47,713 --> 00:34:49,749
you are our grand prize winner!

611
00:34:58,758 --> 00:35:01,328
All right, you fetid layabouts.

612
00:35:01,361 --> 00:35:03,130
It's daylight in the swamp!

613
00:35:04,864 --> 00:35:06,133
Arise!

614
00:35:10,903 --> 00:35:12,305
Speed, gentlemen.

615
00:35:12,339 --> 00:35:14,174
Speed!

616
00:35:14,207 --> 00:35:18,178
Without sufficient exercise,
the body devours itself.

617
00:35:18,211 --> 00:35:19,879
That's it!

618
00:35:19,913 --> 00:35:21,814
Good.

619
00:35:50,110 --> 00:35:51,744
What about your car?

620
00:35:51,777 --> 00:35:53,846
We can take it, go somewhere.
Boston, maybe?

621
00:35:53,879 --> 00:35:56,016
Nah, we'd get in
so much trouble.

622
00:35:56,049 --> 00:35:58,085
Face it. We're stuck.

623
00:35:58,118 --> 00:36:00,387
If we just had some way
to get out of here.

624
00:36:00,420 --> 00:36:02,923
- Yo.
- Just split.

625
00:36:02,956 --> 00:36:05,791
Well, you could put a chopper
down right in the quad.

626
00:36:05,825 --> 00:36:06,725
What?

627
00:36:06,759 --> 00:36:08,627
A helicopter, dumb-ass.

628
00:36:08,661 --> 00:36:10,696
His old man's the CEO
of Pratt & Whitney.

629
00:36:10,729 --> 00:36:12,099
Yeah, he's got his own bird.

630
00:36:12,132 --> 00:36:13,967
He takes it from Stamford
to the city every morning.

631
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,335
Lands it right in the backyard.

632
00:36:15,368 --> 00:36:17,204
The pilot's name is Wild Bill.

633
00:36:17,237 --> 00:36:20,240
- Wild Bill?
- Yeah.

634
00:36:20,273 --> 00:36:22,309
He flew up to Haystack with it.

635
00:36:22,342 --> 00:36:24,945
Took the presents
and everything, minus me.

636
00:36:24,978 --> 00:36:27,880
Flying with presents,
like Santa Claus.

637
00:36:27,914 --> 00:36:28,982
Yeah.

638
00:36:29,015 --> 00:36:31,051
Just like Santa Claus.

639
00:36:31,084 --> 00:36:32,852
Hey.

640
00:36:32,885 --> 00:36:34,753
Oh, let's go, let's go!

641
00:36:34,787 --> 00:36:38,391
You know, if I were back home
right now in Provo,

642
00:36:38,425 --> 00:36:41,827
it'd be really warm inside.

643
00:36:41,861 --> 00:36:45,332
And my mom, she'd be making me
baked apples,

644
00:36:45,365 --> 00:36:49,236
and the whole house would smell
like cinnamon and brown sugar.

645
00:36:49,269 --> 00:36:51,204
That sounds so nice.

646
00:36:52,439 --> 00:36:54,040
Touchdown!

647
00:36:56,276 --> 00:36:57,743
Hey!

648
00:36:57,776 --> 00:36:59,012
That's what you get

649
00:36:59,045 --> 00:37:00,914
for ratting me out,
you little Mormon!

650
00:37:00,947 --> 00:37:03,749
What?

651
00:37:03,782 --> 00:37:05,018
Let's go!

652
00:37:05,051 --> 00:37:06,886
What's Fork Union?

653
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:11,291
Uh, before, you said you don't
want to end up at Fork Union.

654
00:37:11,324 --> 00:37:14,427
It's a military academy
in Virginia.

655
00:37:14,461 --> 00:37:17,430
That's where I'm going if I get
kicked out of school again.

656
00:37:17,464 --> 00:37:20,900
How many schools
have you been kicked out of?

657
00:37:20,934 --> 00:37:22,335
Three.

658
00:37:22,369 --> 00:37:24,104
That's why I'm still a junior.

659
00:37:24,137 --> 00:37:26,805
- Give or take a semester.
- It's gone!

660
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:28,975
My glove's gone.

661
00:37:29,009 --> 00:37:32,012
Twisted fucker orphaned
that glove on purpose.

662
00:37:32,045 --> 00:37:35,781
Left you with one so the loss
would sting that much more.

663
00:38:45,151 --> 00:38:46,319
Hey.

664
00:38:47,454 --> 00:38:49,855
You all right?

665
00:38:49,888 --> 00:38:51,790
I had a nightmare.

666
00:38:51,824 --> 00:38:53,892
I get nightmares too.

667
00:38:53,927 --> 00:38:56,329
I'm always falling or drowning.

668
00:38:56,363 --> 00:38:58,331
Also...

669
00:39:00,367 --> 00:39:02,302
I had an accident.

670
00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:10,277
Yeah, you did.

671
00:39:10,310 --> 00:39:12,979
Shh. Stop crying.

672
00:39:13,013 --> 00:39:15,348
If they hear you,
they'll crucify you.

673
00:39:15,382 --> 00:39:18,184
Which would be ironic
since you're Buddhist.

674
00:39:18,218 --> 00:39:20,920
I know this is
an excellent school,

675
00:39:20,954 --> 00:39:23,423
and my brothers went here,

676
00:39:23,456 --> 00:39:25,925
but I miss my family,

677
00:39:25,959 --> 00:39:28,261
and I have no friends.

678
00:39:29,129 --> 00:39:32,766
Yeah, well,
friends are overrated.

679
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,336
I'll help you hide the sheets
in the morning, all right?

680
00:39:36,369 --> 00:39:40,373
In the meantime, find a dry spot
and try to get some sleep.

681
00:39:40,407 --> 00:39:42,275
Thank you.

682
00:39:47,514 --> 00:39:49,815
Fucking asparagus.

683
00:40:16,643 --> 00:40:18,478
Are you kidding me?

684
00:40:18,511 --> 00:40:21,381
It's only 11:00,
and he's already lit.

685
00:40:21,414 --> 00:40:23,116
I can smell the whiskey on him.

686
00:40:23,149 --> 00:40:25,884
Can you blame him?
It's freezing in here.

687
00:40:25,919 --> 00:40:28,188
It's fucking Greenland in here.

688
00:40:44,070 --> 00:40:45,605
What the hell is that?

689
00:41:10,730 --> 00:41:12,098
I knew it!

690
00:41:12,132 --> 00:41:14,934
He finally caved,
the big softie.

691
00:41:15,735 --> 00:41:18,972
Hey, any of you guys
like to ski?

692
00:41:23,643 --> 00:41:25,412
Thank you.

693
00:41:25,445 --> 00:41:27,414
Goodbye, now.

694
00:41:34,187 --> 00:41:35,955
Yes!

695
00:41:42,095 --> 00:41:43,563
Well, good news, gentlemen.

696
00:41:43,596 --> 00:41:46,466
I was able to reach Dr. Woodrup
and your parents.

697
00:41:46,499 --> 00:41:49,068
Uh, most of them, anyway.

698
00:41:50,136 --> 00:41:52,505
Try calling again.
Just one more time, please.

699
00:41:52,539 --> 00:41:54,040
There's no point.

700
00:41:54,073 --> 00:41:55,708
The front desk says
they're not answering.

701
00:41:55,742 --> 00:41:57,977
He says they're away
on some excursion.

702
00:41:58,011 --> 00:42:00,046
Excursion.

703
00:42:00,079 --> 00:42:02,449
I'm as disappointed as you are,
if not more so.

704
00:42:02,482 --> 00:42:04,651
I could have been spending
the rest of my vacation

705
00:42:04,684 --> 00:42:06,719
reading mystery novels.

706
00:42:06,753 --> 00:42:09,556
Maybe they're back now.
Just call again, please.

707
00:42:10,690 --> 00:42:12,358
Okay.

708
00:42:17,764 --> 00:42:19,532
Happy holidays.

709
00:42:19,566 --> 00:42:21,968
Same to you.

710
00:42:24,370 --> 00:42:26,372
Take care, Tully.

711
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,009
I guess that just
leaves you, huh?

712
00:42:30,043 --> 00:42:32,345
Be sure to do all your homework.

713
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,248
Oh, almost forgot.

714
00:42:35,281 --> 00:42:37,550
I found that picture
you were looking for.

715
00:42:38,651 --> 00:42:41,054
Merry Christmas, Mr. Tully.

716
00:42:47,727 --> 00:42:49,529
Bye, Angus.

717
00:43:22,762 --> 00:43:26,032
Well, let's make the best
of it, shall we?

718
00:43:29,302 --> 00:43:31,604
Oh, I suppose, um,

719
00:43:31,638 --> 00:43:33,573
- Stan Laurel, maybe, because...
- Stan Laurel.

720
00:43:33,606 --> 00:43:35,808
All right. Your husband said
his favorite silent movie star

721
00:43:35,842 --> 00:43:38,711
is Rudolph Valentino.

722
00:43:38,745 --> 00:43:41,180
- Oh. He is good.
- Well, yeah.

723
00:43:44,183 --> 00:43:45,685
The last of our
five-point questions, girls...

724
00:43:45,718 --> 00:43:48,087
How about you?
You ever been married?

725
00:43:51,324 --> 00:43:53,693
No. I did get close once.

726
00:43:53,726 --> 00:43:55,795
Right after college.

727
00:43:55,828 --> 00:43:57,430
And?

728
00:43:57,463 --> 00:43:59,399
We came to our senses.

729
00:43:59,432 --> 00:44:04,370
This is not exactly a face
forged for romance, Mary.

730
00:44:04,404 --> 00:44:06,806
Yeah, and the...

731
00:44:06,839 --> 00:44:08,708
And, you know...

732
00:44:08,741 --> 00:44:10,209
What?

733
00:44:10,910 --> 00:44:12,745
Nothing.

734
00:44:12,779 --> 00:44:15,582
I don't know.
I like being alone.

735
00:44:15,615 --> 00:44:19,452
I've always found myself drawn
to the aesthetic.

736
00:44:19,485 --> 00:44:21,187
Like a monk.

737
00:44:21,220 --> 00:44:23,389
The forgoing
of sensual pleasures

738
00:44:23,423 --> 00:44:25,325
for the achievement
of spiritual goals.

739
00:44:25,358 --> 00:44:26,826
- Spiritual goals?
- Mm-hmm.

740
00:44:26,859 --> 00:44:28,394
You?

741
00:44:28,428 --> 00:44:29,862
What spiritual goals
are we talking about?

742
00:44:29,896 --> 00:44:31,297
You go to church?

743
00:44:31,331 --> 00:44:33,266
- Mm, only when required.
- Exactly.

744
00:44:33,299 --> 00:44:35,468
When's the last time
you even left campus?

745
00:44:35,501 --> 00:44:37,470
- I go into town all the time.
- Oh.

746
00:44:37,503 --> 00:44:39,606
For groceries
and various errands

747
00:44:39,639 --> 00:44:41,174
- and appointments.
- Mm-hmm.

748
00:44:43,376 --> 00:44:46,245
Okay, yes,
I don't leave campus often.

749
00:44:46,279 --> 00:44:47,747
I don't really feel the need.

750
00:44:47,780 --> 00:44:49,482
Let me ask you something.

751
00:44:49,515 --> 00:44:52,852
If you could go anywhere
on Earth, where would you go?

752
00:44:52,885 --> 00:44:54,587
Oh.

753
00:44:54,621 --> 00:44:56,756
Greece, Italy,

754
00:44:56,789 --> 00:44:59,759
Egypt, Peru, Carthage.

755
00:44:59,792 --> 00:45:01,661
Tunisia now, of course.

756
00:45:01,694 --> 00:45:04,397
In college, I started
a monograph on Carthage.

757
00:45:04,430 --> 00:45:07,333
I'd like to finish that someday.

758
00:45:07,367 --> 00:45:10,870
A monograph is
like a book, o-only shorter.

759
00:45:10,903 --> 00:45:13,172
I know what a monograph is.

760
00:45:13,206 --> 00:45:15,408
Why not just write a book?

761
00:45:16,676 --> 00:45:19,679
I'm not sure I have
an entire book in me.

762
00:45:20,981 --> 00:45:24,450
You can't even dream
a whole dream, can you?

763
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,842
Monet, Manet, Picasso.

764
00:48:04,443 --> 00:48:06,445
I have a surprise.

765
00:48:08,048 --> 00:48:10,650
Uh, these were a gift to me,

766
00:48:10,683 --> 00:48:13,921
and I would like to share them
with both of you.

767
00:48:14,854 --> 00:48:17,490
Look at them.
Look at all the festive shapes.

768
00:48:17,523 --> 00:48:20,827
Snowflakes and gingerbread men.
A tree.

769
00:48:20,860 --> 00:48:23,396
A little mitten.

770
00:48:23,429 --> 00:48:25,731
Mmm.

771
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,668
Mmm.

772
00:48:29,502 --> 00:48:31,704
May I go to the bathroom, sir?

773
00:48:31,737 --> 00:48:33,606
You may.

774
00:48:38,511 --> 00:48:40,379
Well, I'm trying.

775
00:48:44,985 --> 00:48:46,485
Mmm.

776
00:48:46,519 --> 00:48:47,820
If you don't have a single room,

777
00:48:47,854 --> 00:48:49,789
uh, I'll take a junior suite
or the equivalent.

778
00:48:49,822 --> 00:48:51,858
I fully understand
it's the holidays,

779
00:48:51,891 --> 00:48:53,459
but it's kind of an emergency.

780
00:48:53,492 --> 00:48:55,394
Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure.

781
00:48:55,428 --> 00:48:56,896
Mr. Tully, what are you doing?

782
00:48:56,930 --> 00:48:58,131
Uh, no, no credit card.

783
00:48:58,165 --> 00:48:59,532
I'll pay cash
or traveler's checks.

784
00:48:59,565 --> 00:49:00,968
I didn't say
you could use the phone.

785
00:49:01,001 --> 00:49:02,468
Okay, I see.

786
00:49:02,501 --> 00:49:03,469
Is there anywhere else
you could recommend?

787
00:49:03,502 --> 00:49:04,871
Maybe downtown or...

788
00:49:04,904 --> 00:49:06,906
- Was that a hotel?
- None of your business.

789
00:49:06,940 --> 00:49:10,110
It is absolutely my business.
I'm looking after you.

790
00:49:10,143 --> 00:49:12,012
Looking after me? Really?

791
00:49:12,045 --> 00:49:14,047
Like what? Like my warden?

792
00:49:14,081 --> 00:49:15,615
Like my butler?

793
00:49:15,648 --> 00:49:17,550
There's nobody here, okay?

794
00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:19,485
Just us two losers
and a grieving mom.

795
00:49:19,518 --> 00:49:20,921
So let's cut the shit.

796
00:49:20,954 --> 00:49:23,123
You stay out of my way,
and I'll stay out of yours.

797
00:49:23,156 --> 00:49:24,891
That's a detention.

798
00:49:24,925 --> 00:49:26,826
You just earned yourself
a detention, sir.

799
00:49:26,859 --> 00:49:28,527
Now, get back here!

800
00:49:28,561 --> 00:49:31,497
Being here with you is already
one big fucking detention!

801
00:49:31,530 --> 00:49:33,833
Son of a bitch,
that's another detention!

802
00:49:35,902 --> 00:49:37,403
Mr. Tully!

803
00:49:38,838 --> 00:49:41,440
I don't know what you're
playing at, Mr. Tully,

804
00:49:41,474 --> 00:49:43,743
but you are courting disaster!

805
00:49:43,776 --> 00:49:46,479
Without exercise,
the body devours itself.

806
00:49:46,512 --> 00:49:49,149
You are careening
towards suspension!

807
00:50:15,875 --> 00:50:18,211
Don't even think about it,
Mr. Tully.

808
00:50:18,245 --> 00:50:22,249
You are a hair's breadth
from suspension.

809
00:50:22,282 --> 00:50:25,185
I'll wash my hands of you,
you hear me?

810
00:50:25,218 --> 00:50:27,586
Wash my hands.

811
00:50:30,123 --> 00:50:31,757
Stop right there.

812
00:50:31,791 --> 00:50:35,461
You know the gym is
strictly off-limits.

813
00:50:36,529 --> 00:50:38,497
This is your Rubicon.

814
00:50:38,531 --> 00:50:41,867
Do not cross the Rubicon.

815
00:50:45,571 --> 00:50:47,907
Alea jacta est.

816
00:51:01,254 --> 00:51:03,723
Oh, fuck! Ow!

817
00:51:03,756 --> 00:51:06,625
Jesus, Mr. Hunham! Fuck!

818
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:09,062
Hurry up! Hurry!

819
00:51:09,096 --> 00:51:11,098
I am hurrying!

820
00:51:11,131 --> 00:51:12,732
I was on thin ice already.

821
00:51:12,765 --> 00:51:14,867
If Woodrup finds out,
the facts won't matter.

822
00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:16,869
- He'll make it my fault.
- It is your fault!

823
00:51:16,902 --> 00:51:19,006
You were supposed to be
looking after me.

824
00:51:19,039 --> 00:51:20,606
I told you to stop.

825
00:51:20,639 --> 00:51:22,275
You said you washed
your hands of me.

826
00:51:22,309 --> 00:51:23,776
No, I meant it metaphorically!

827
00:51:23,809 --> 00:51:25,745
Of course you meant it
metaphorically.

828
00:51:25,778 --> 00:51:28,982
What were you going to do,
actually go and wash your hands?

829
00:51:29,016 --> 00:51:30,716
This is the end.

830
00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:33,153
They'll inform the school
who will inform your parents,

831
00:51:33,186 --> 00:51:34,887
and then it's curtains.

832
00:51:36,356 --> 00:51:39,026
You're gonna get me fired.

833
00:51:39,059 --> 00:51:41,294
You.

834
00:51:41,328 --> 00:51:42,895
I'm the one
that might lose an arm,

835
00:51:42,929 --> 00:51:45,265
and all you can think about
is yourself.

836
00:51:45,298 --> 00:51:47,034
If you could
fill this out, please.

837
00:51:47,067 --> 00:51:48,901
Admissions and insurance.

838
00:51:53,940 --> 00:51:55,674
Excuse me.

839
00:51:57,210 --> 00:52:01,114
Is there any way we could skip
this whole insurance thing?

840
00:52:01,148 --> 00:52:02,782
It's just standard procedure.

841
00:52:02,815 --> 00:52:04,617
I understand, but look, um,

842
00:52:04,650 --> 00:52:06,786
we were over at Squantz Pond
playing hockey,

843
00:52:06,819 --> 00:52:08,255
and I slipped on the ice.

844
00:52:08,288 --> 00:52:09,855
Angus, what are you doing?

845
00:52:09,889 --> 00:52:12,993
My mom told him not to take me,
but I made him.

846
00:52:13,026 --> 00:52:14,327
My folks are divorced.

847
00:52:14,361 --> 00:52:15,996
We don't get to see each other
very often.

848
00:52:16,029 --> 00:52:18,331
She'll be mad as a hornet
if she finds out.

849
00:52:18,365 --> 00:52:19,832
Okay, that's your business,

850
00:52:19,865 --> 00:52:21,667
but we just have
certain protocols.

851
00:52:21,700 --> 00:52:23,270
- Yeah. Protocols.
- Please.

852
00:52:23,303 --> 00:52:25,238
I never get to see my dad.

853
00:52:25,272 --> 00:52:27,740
It was my fault. All mine.

854
00:52:27,773 --> 00:52:30,077
I don't want to get him
in any trouble.

855
00:52:30,110 --> 00:52:33,113
I don't want her dragging you
into court again.

856
00:52:33,146 --> 00:52:35,315
We can skip the insurance thing.

857
00:52:35,348 --> 00:52:37,883
We can pay cash.

858
00:52:37,918 --> 00:52:39,920
Right, Dad?

859
00:52:39,953 --> 00:52:42,122
So the good news is
nothing's broken,

860
00:52:42,155 --> 00:52:45,092
but you did dislocate
your shoulder pretty badly.

861
00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:46,826
What does that mean?

862
00:52:46,859 --> 00:52:49,895
Well, that means that your arm
has popped out of the socket.

863
00:52:49,930 --> 00:52:52,765
And we just need
to pop it back in.

864
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,602
I'm going to have you lie down.

865
00:52:57,803 --> 00:52:59,772
- Nice and easy.
- Is this going to hurt?

866
00:52:59,805 --> 00:53:02,075
Any more than it does now?

867
00:53:02,109 --> 00:53:03,944
Not if you relax.

868
00:53:03,977 --> 00:53:07,880
The key is just to relax
as best as you can.

869
00:53:10,016 --> 00:53:12,885
Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

870
00:53:16,755 --> 00:53:18,358
On the count of three.

871
00:53:18,391 --> 00:53:21,694
One, two, three.

872
00:53:26,765 --> 00:53:28,435
Jesus!

873
00:53:33,173 --> 00:53:34,874
Barton men don't do that.

874
00:53:34,907 --> 00:53:36,042
Do what?

875
00:53:36,076 --> 00:53:37,676
Barton men don't lie.

876
00:53:37,710 --> 00:53:39,745
Yeah, well, I had momentum.

877
00:53:39,778 --> 00:53:41,847
Mm-hmm.

878
00:53:45,452 --> 00:53:47,220
Hello.

879
00:53:47,254 --> 00:53:49,655
We have this prescription.

880
00:53:50,789 --> 00:53:52,292
Percodan. Okay.

881
00:53:52,325 --> 00:53:54,027
Uh, give me a couple minutes.

882
00:53:54,060 --> 00:53:55,929
Thank you.

883
00:53:56,997 --> 00:53:59,166
Look, you said, if Woodrup
finds out, you're screwed,

884
00:53:59,199 --> 00:54:00,400
so now he won't find out.

885
00:54:00,433 --> 00:54:02,269
What happens
if your parents inquire?

886
00:54:02,302 --> 00:54:04,037
Never gonna happen.

887
00:54:04,070 --> 00:54:05,238
Trust me.

888
00:54:06,805 --> 00:54:10,310
Okay, then.
This all remains entre nous.

889
00:54:10,343 --> 00:54:12,312
Got it? You know
what entre nous means?

890
00:54:12,345 --> 00:54:14,347
Oui, monsieur.

891
00:54:14,381 --> 00:54:16,016
Now you owe me.

892
00:54:16,049 --> 00:54:17,783
Owe you?

893
00:54:17,816 --> 00:54:19,953
Oh, do not try to leverage me,
Mr. Tully.

894
00:54:19,986 --> 00:54:22,422
All I'm looking for
is a little thank-you

895
00:54:22,455 --> 00:54:24,958
that I did something nice
for you.

896
00:54:25,992 --> 00:54:27,494
That's all.

897
00:54:30,130 --> 00:54:32,499
Think I'll start
with a beer. How about you?

898
00:54:32,532 --> 00:54:35,202
Don't be ridiculous, Mr. Tully.

899
00:54:35,235 --> 00:54:37,070
Get your cheeseburger.

900
00:54:37,103 --> 00:54:39,272
- They've got Miller High Life.
- Mm.

901
00:54:39,306 --> 00:54:41,774
- The champagne of beers.
- Oh.

902
00:54:43,510 --> 00:54:46,213
Okay, you ready to order? Oh!

903
00:54:46,246 --> 00:54:48,215
Miss Crane.

904
00:54:48,248 --> 00:54:49,382
As I live and breathe.

905
00:54:49,416 --> 00:54:51,351
What-what...
what are you doing here?

906
00:54:51,384 --> 00:54:52,919
Oh. Hi, guys.

907
00:54:52,953 --> 00:54:54,853
Yeah, I always pick up
a little extra work

908
00:54:54,887 --> 00:54:56,423
over Thanksgiving and Christmas.

909
00:54:56,456 --> 00:54:58,325
Ah.

910
00:54:58,358 --> 00:55:00,994
Well, um, this is Mr. Tully.

911
00:55:01,027 --> 00:55:03,196
Oh, sure. I know you.

912
00:55:03,230 --> 00:55:04,397
Angus Tully.

913
00:55:04,431 --> 00:55:05,966
We met outside
Dr. Woodrup's office.

914
00:55:05,999 --> 00:55:08,001
I was wrongly accused
of blowing up a toilet.

915
00:55:08,034 --> 00:55:10,470
I didn't know about
the wrongly part.

916
00:55:11,904 --> 00:55:13,540
Um, he'll have a cheeseburger.

917
00:55:13,573 --> 00:55:14,807
Okay.

918
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:15,976
And a Miller High Life, please.

919
00:55:16,009 --> 00:55:17,978
Uh, no, you will not.

920
00:55:18,011 --> 00:55:20,046
Where do you stand on
Miller High Life, Miss Crane?

921
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:23,950
Well, like they say,
it's the champagne of beers.

922
00:55:23,984 --> 00:55:25,851
- And she's a professional.
- Okay.

923
00:55:25,884 --> 00:55:28,288
Okay, one cheeseburger.

924
00:55:29,522 --> 00:55:31,124
- And a Coke.
- Okay.

925
00:55:31,157 --> 00:55:32,926
I will have a cheeseburger
as well.

926
00:55:32,959 --> 00:55:34,261
Two cheeseburgers.

927
00:55:34,294 --> 00:55:37,896
- And a Jim Beam on the rocks.
- Oh. Okay.

928
00:55:37,931 --> 00:55:39,266
Please.

929
00:55:39,299 --> 00:55:42,135
Okay. You got it, guys.

930
00:55:42,168 --> 00:55:44,404
Thank you.

931
00:55:44,437 --> 00:55:46,172
Hmm.

932
00:55:47,073 --> 00:55:49,509
Ouch. You two have chemistry.

933
00:55:49,542 --> 00:55:51,378
Okay.

934
00:55:51,411 --> 00:55:53,079
That's the Percodan talking.

935
00:55:53,113 --> 00:55:54,514
I don't know,
seeing her like this,

936
00:55:54,547 --> 00:55:55,949
I think she's pretty attractive.

937
00:55:55,982 --> 00:55:58,518
Listen, you hormonal vulgarian,

938
00:55:58,551 --> 00:56:01,021
that woman deserves
your respect,

939
00:56:01,054 --> 00:56:04,557
not your erotic speculation.

940
00:56:04,591 --> 00:56:06,493
Well, may I at least
go to the bathroom?

941
00:56:06,526 --> 00:56:09,329
Sir?

942
00:56:09,362 --> 00:56:11,197
You mean the pay phone?

943
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:20,340
- Okay.
- Ah.

944
00:56:20,373 --> 00:56:21,874
A Coke...

945
00:56:21,907 --> 00:56:23,209
- and a double Jim.
- Oh.

946
00:56:23,243 --> 00:56:24,877
I charged you for a single.

947
00:56:24,910 --> 00:56:26,046
Thank you.

948
00:56:26,079 --> 00:56:28,081
- Chin-chin.
- Mm-hmm.

949
00:56:28,114 --> 00:56:31,051
So, how'd you get stuck
holding over?

950
00:56:31,084 --> 00:56:32,619
I thought it was
Mr. Endicott's year.

951
00:56:32,652 --> 00:56:34,587
No, I know.

952
00:56:34,621 --> 00:56:36,923
Uh, I'm being punished.

953
00:56:36,956 --> 00:56:38,925
Yeah, Dr. Woodrup is, um...

954
00:56:38,958 --> 00:56:41,194
A pompous ass
with a dictator complex?

955
00:56:43,263 --> 00:56:44,863
Oops. Um...

956
00:56:44,897 --> 00:56:47,334
Uh, what I meant to say was, uh,

957
00:56:47,367 --> 00:56:50,103
well, he's a lovely
compassionate educator

958
00:56:50,136 --> 00:56:52,339
with a really groovy beard.

959
00:56:52,372 --> 00:56:55,208
Yeah. You know, I've had
a lot of former students

960
00:56:55,241 --> 00:56:57,077
ascend to positions
of authority.

961
00:56:57,110 --> 00:56:59,579
He's the only one
I've ever had to report to.

962
00:56:59,612 --> 00:57:01,448
- He was your student?
- Oh, yes.

963
00:57:01,481 --> 00:57:03,083
My first year teaching,

964
00:57:03,116 --> 00:57:05,318
and he was an asshole even then.

965
00:57:07,387 --> 00:57:09,122
Oh.

966
00:57:09,155 --> 00:57:12,025
Well, listen, if you and Angus
are really all alone up there,

967
00:57:12,058 --> 00:57:14,094
I'm having a little
Christmas Eve party.

968
00:57:14,127 --> 00:57:17,230
In case, you know,
you guys want to stop by.

969
00:57:43,556 --> 00:57:45,925
Sorry, kid. Next game's taken.

970
00:57:45,959 --> 00:57:47,260
But I just put a dime down.

971
00:57:47,293 --> 00:57:49,629
I don't care.
My buddy's up next.

972
00:57:49,662 --> 00:57:51,064
That's not how it works.

973
00:57:51,097 --> 00:57:52,999
That's how it works in here.

974
00:57:53,032 --> 00:57:55,034
Why don't you go shoot
the other fucking machine?

975
00:57:55,068 --> 00:57:57,203
Because I don't want to shoot
the other fucking machine.

976
00:57:57,237 --> 00:58:00,140
- I want to use this one.
- Fuck!

977
00:58:00,173 --> 00:58:02,942
Thanks for fucking up my mojo.

978
00:58:02,976 --> 00:58:05,011
Hey, Kenny, you're up.

979
00:58:05,044 --> 00:58:06,179
Bullshit.

980
00:58:06,212 --> 00:58:08,314
I put my dime down. I'm up next.

981
00:58:08,348 --> 00:58:10,216
What was that?

982
00:58:13,486 --> 00:58:15,288
Oh.

983
00:58:19,492 --> 00:58:22,095
Hey, sport, my eyes are up here.

984
00:58:22,128 --> 00:58:23,997
Look at this fucking kid.

985
00:58:24,030 --> 00:58:26,099
Spoiled little fucking
Barton boy.

986
00:58:26,132 --> 00:58:28,435
Yeah, he's a fancy
little prick, isn't he?

987
00:58:28,468 --> 00:58:30,036
You know what?

988
00:58:30,069 --> 00:58:31,571
You can just take my dime.

989
00:58:31,604 --> 00:58:33,106
You want me to take your dime?

990
00:58:33,139 --> 00:58:35,575
Like it's, uh...
like it's charity?

991
00:58:35,608 --> 00:58:37,577
No. What I meant was...

992
00:58:37,610 --> 00:58:39,512
we could play together.

993
00:58:39,546 --> 00:58:41,448
Yeah, you could be my left arm.

994
00:58:41,481 --> 00:58:44,017
The fuck did you just say to me?

995
00:58:44,617 --> 00:58:46,719
- Hey!
- Mr. Hunham?

996
00:58:46,753 --> 00:58:48,188
Mm, yes?

997
00:58:48,221 --> 00:58:50,089
- Mr. Hunham, can we go, please?
- Why?

998
00:58:50,123 --> 00:58:51,591
Uh, I've just been called
a fancy little prick.

999
00:58:51,624 --> 00:58:53,593
- Hey! Why'd you run off?
- We should go.

1000
00:58:53,626 --> 00:58:55,128
We were just talking to you.

1001
00:58:55,161 --> 00:58:56,463
Don't they teach you manners
at that school?

1002
00:58:56,496 --> 00:58:57,597
- No, no, no. No, no.
- Kenneth!

1003
00:58:57,630 --> 00:58:58,731
Kenneth, leave him alone.

1004
00:58:58,765 --> 00:59:00,767
They just came in for some food.

1005
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:02,535
Kenneth. Kenneth.

1006
00:59:02,569 --> 00:59:04,037
Is that right?

1007
00:59:04,070 --> 00:59:06,339
Uh, I don't doubt he did
something to offend you.

1008
00:59:06,372 --> 00:59:07,640
It's his specialty.

1009
00:59:07,674 --> 00:59:10,443
Now, perhaps I can purchase you
gentlemen something to imbibe

1010
00:59:10,477 --> 00:59:14,147
and we could let whatever
this unfortunate incident is

1011
00:59:14,180 --> 00:59:16,316
go the way of the dodo.

1012
00:59:16,349 --> 00:59:17,750
The what?

1013
00:59:17,784 --> 00:59:19,786
The dodo. It's an extinct bird.

1014
00:59:19,819 --> 00:59:21,354
What he's trying to say is

1015
00:59:21,387 --> 00:59:24,190
he'd like to buy you guys
a beer.

1016
00:59:27,327 --> 00:59:29,729
- Yeah, yeah. Okay.
- Great.

1017
00:59:29,762 --> 00:59:31,764
Yeah, yeah. I'll have a Miller.

1018
00:59:31,798 --> 00:59:34,501
Champagne of beers.

1019
00:59:36,569 --> 00:59:39,239
Why'd you buy those guys beers?
They're assholes.

1020
00:59:39,272 --> 00:59:41,541
That's one way to look at it.

1021
00:59:42,542 --> 00:59:44,444
Hey.

1022
00:59:44,477 --> 00:59:46,279
Catch.

1023
00:59:46,312 --> 00:59:49,516
How many boys do you know
have had their hands blown off?

1024
00:59:51,150 --> 00:59:53,520
Barton boys don't go to Vietnam.

1025
00:59:53,553 --> 00:59:57,590
No, they go to Yale
or Dartmouth or Cornell,

1026
00:59:57,624 --> 01:00:00,293
whether they deserve to or not.

1027
01:00:00,326 --> 01:00:04,364
- Except for Curtis Lamb.
- Except for Curtis Lamb.

1028
01:00:10,603 --> 01:00:13,072
Were you ever in the military?

1029
01:00:13,106 --> 01:00:16,276
Yes. I tried to enlist in '41,
but was rejected.

1030
01:00:16,309 --> 01:00:18,778
I have to get in over there.

1031
01:00:18,811 --> 01:00:21,381
They made me an air raid warden.

1032
01:00:21,414 --> 01:00:23,716
Gave me a whistle
and everything.

1033
01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:26,686
Helmet, armband.

1034
01:00:26,719 --> 01:00:29,289
Yeah.

1035
01:00:29,322 --> 01:00:31,758
Before we get going,
can I be candid with you?

1036
01:00:31,791 --> 01:00:34,093
Mm-hmm.

1037
01:00:34,127 --> 01:00:36,062
You smell.

1038
01:00:40,366 --> 01:00:41,501
Like fish.

1039
01:00:41,534 --> 01:00:43,770
And it's really noticeable
towards the end of the day.

1040
01:00:43,803 --> 01:00:45,838
I can even smell it
on your coat.

1041
01:00:45,872 --> 01:00:48,608
Mind if I crack the window?

1042
01:00:50,777 --> 01:00:52,712
Trimethylaminuria.

1043
01:00:52,745 --> 01:00:53,846
Huh?

1044
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,616
Trimethylaminuria.

1045
01:00:56,649 --> 01:00:59,652
Means my body can't break down
trimethylamine.

1046
01:00:59,686 --> 01:01:01,287
That's the smell.

1047
01:01:01,321 --> 01:01:04,857
And, uh, yes,
more toward the end of the day.

1048
01:01:04,891 --> 01:01:06,326
Wow.

1049
01:01:06,359 --> 01:01:09,395
- Your whole life?
- Mm-hmm.

1050
01:01:09,429 --> 01:01:11,230
No wonder you're afraid
of women.

1051
01:01:11,264 --> 01:01:14,133
I am not afraid of women.

1052
01:01:14,167 --> 01:01:15,335
- Jesus H. Christ.
- Sorry.

1053
01:01:15,368 --> 01:01:16,669
I shouldn't have said anything.

1054
01:01:17,904 --> 01:01:19,339
Dr. Gertler says I don't always

1055
01:01:19,372 --> 01:01:20,907
give consideration
to my audience.

1056
01:01:20,941 --> 01:01:24,110
Ah. And who is Dr. Gertler?

1057
01:01:24,777 --> 01:01:26,546
- My shrink.
- Hmm.

1058
01:01:26,579 --> 01:01:29,882
Has Dr. Gertler ever tried
a good, swift kick in the ass?

1059
01:01:31,684 --> 01:01:33,820
Okay, all right, now your turn.

1060
01:01:33,853 --> 01:01:35,221
- Hmm.
- Go ahead.

1061
01:01:35,254 --> 01:01:36,623
Tell me something about me.

1062
01:01:36,656 --> 01:01:38,524
- Something negative.
- Something negative about you?

1063
01:01:38,558 --> 01:01:40,526
Sure. Just one thing.

1064
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:42,895
Just one?

1065
01:01:42,930 --> 01:01:44,897
Why'd you two
miss dinner last night?

1066
01:01:44,932 --> 01:01:49,736
Oh, we went into town on some,
uh, school-related business.

1067
01:01:49,769 --> 01:01:51,671
And you couldn't call?

1068
01:01:51,704 --> 01:01:53,339
Sorry.

1069
01:01:54,942 --> 01:01:56,676
Good morning, everybody.

1070
01:01:56,709 --> 01:01:58,344
- Hi, Danny.
- Good morning.

1071
01:01:58,378 --> 01:02:00,413
You can go on in
and fix yourself a plate.

1072
01:02:00,446 --> 01:02:02,782
Mm, I just saw something funny.

1073
01:02:02,815 --> 01:02:04,952
I walked into the gym,

1074
01:02:04,985 --> 01:02:08,287
and someone had vomited
in there.

1075
01:02:11,391 --> 01:02:13,726
You don't say. I don't know
anything about that.

1076
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:15,261
Yeah. Me, neither.

1077
01:02:15,294 --> 01:02:17,397
No, uh, I'll look into that
right away.

1078
01:02:17,430 --> 01:02:18,665
Thank you.

1079
01:02:18,698 --> 01:02:21,200
Mm-hmm. I see how it is.

1080
01:02:31,577 --> 01:02:34,213
You're out your mind.

1081
01:03:06,546 --> 01:03:08,448
I appreciate you pitching in.

1082
01:03:08,481 --> 01:03:10,850
No, no, I should be
thanking you.

1083
01:03:10,883 --> 01:03:13,286
This is very therapeutic.

1084
01:03:13,319 --> 01:03:14,754
Try it when you're stuck

1085
01:03:14,787 --> 01:03:16,990
serving 300 little shits,
and all they do is complain.

1086
01:03:17,024 --> 01:03:18,926
Then you tell me
how therapeutic it is.

1087
01:03:18,959 --> 01:03:20,593
Well, fair enough.

1088
01:03:20,626 --> 01:03:22,495
Mary.

1089
01:03:23,362 --> 01:03:24,630
Speaking of.

1090
01:03:26,299 --> 01:03:27,533
Oh, brownies?

1091
01:03:27,567 --> 01:03:29,268
God, yes. I want all of these.

1092
01:03:29,302 --> 01:03:30,703
Ah-ah. Just take one.

1093
01:03:30,737 --> 01:03:32,638
The rest is for
the Christmas party tonight.

1094
01:03:32,672 --> 01:03:34,574
What Christmas party?
There's a Christmas party?

1095
01:03:34,607 --> 01:03:36,576
Yeah, at Miss Crane's house.

1096
01:03:36,609 --> 01:03:38,311
I'm only going to go
for a little bit.

1097
01:03:38,344 --> 01:03:39,712
Show my face
and say I was there.

1098
01:03:39,746 --> 01:03:42,448
You know, Miss Crane said
she invited you too.

1099
01:03:43,382 --> 01:03:44,751
I want to go to the party.

1100
01:03:44,784 --> 01:03:47,453
She didn't mean it.
We were just making small talk.

1101
01:03:47,487 --> 01:03:49,288
If you don't want to go,
don't go.

1102
01:03:49,322 --> 01:03:50,790
I'll take him.

1103
01:03:50,823 --> 01:03:52,025
Mary can take me.

1104
01:03:52,059 --> 01:03:54,027
No, that's not how it works.

1105
01:03:54,061 --> 01:03:55,929
You're under my supervision.

1106
01:03:56,829 --> 01:03:59,032
Okay, maybe it's fine
for you to sit around here

1107
01:03:59,066 --> 01:04:00,934
and read books all day,

1108
01:04:00,968 --> 01:04:02,769
but I'm losing my goddamn mind.

1109
01:04:02,802 --> 01:04:04,437
- Jesus!
- Hey!

1110
01:04:04,470 --> 01:04:06,039
Watch your mouth, young man.

1111
01:04:06,073 --> 01:04:07,807
Not on Christmas Eve.

1112
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:09,442
You see?

1113
01:04:09,475 --> 01:04:11,377
I can't trust him
in a social situation.

1114
01:04:11,410 --> 01:04:13,346
Mr. Hunham,
if you're too chickenshit

1115
01:04:13,379 --> 01:04:15,515
to go to this party,
then just say that.

1116
01:04:15,548 --> 01:04:17,550
- But don't fuck it up
for the little asshole. - Mm.

1117
01:04:17,583 --> 01:04:20,353
What's wrong with you?
It's just a party.

1118
01:04:21,487 --> 01:04:24,057
- What are you afraid of?
- I don't know.

1119
01:04:24,091 --> 01:04:26,659
Shit. Now you got me nervous.

1120
01:05:21,148 --> 01:05:23,816
Mm.

1121
01:05:26,019 --> 01:05:27,753
Yeah.

1122
01:05:47,506 --> 01:05:49,176
- Oh, hi.
- Oh, hi.

1123
01:05:49,209 --> 01:05:51,777
- Oh, you made it. Welcome.
- Yes.

1124
01:05:51,811 --> 01:05:53,880
Hi. Aw.

1125
01:05:53,913 --> 01:05:55,148
I am so glad you're here.

1126
01:05:55,182 --> 01:05:56,549
We're happy to be here.

1127
01:05:56,582 --> 01:05:58,051
Where should I put these?

1128
01:05:58,085 --> 01:05:59,852
Um, oh.

1129
01:06:01,188 --> 01:06:02,755
Those, I'll be putting
on my bedside table.

1130
01:06:02,788 --> 01:06:05,158
Oh! You're a wicked woman.

1131
01:06:05,192 --> 01:06:07,460
- You have no idea.
- Oh!

1132
01:06:07,493 --> 01:06:09,196
Certainly a lot of people here.

1133
01:06:09,229 --> 01:06:11,164
Yeah, yeah.

1134
01:06:11,198 --> 01:06:13,566
Some family, friends from town.

1135
01:06:13,599 --> 01:06:15,002
- Oh.
- Only you guys from work.

1136
01:06:15,035 --> 01:06:16,502
- Ah.
- Yeah.

1137
01:06:16,535 --> 01:06:18,771
- That's my mom on the couch.
- Mm-hmm.

1138
01:06:18,804 --> 01:06:21,507
Uh, that's my sister Kathy

1139
01:06:21,540 --> 01:06:24,044
and her son Marvin.

1140
01:06:24,077 --> 01:06:26,679
Oh, and that's my friend Tom.

1141
01:06:26,712 --> 01:06:28,514
He owns the men's clothing store

1142
01:06:28,547 --> 01:06:29,782
- on Bolen Street.
- Of course.

1143
01:06:29,815 --> 01:06:31,684
Yeah, and his son.

1144
01:06:54,573 --> 01:06:55,943
Angus.

1145
01:06:55,976 --> 01:06:57,510
This is Angus Tully.

1146
01:06:57,543 --> 01:06:59,246
He's one of our students
at Barton.

1147
01:06:59,279 --> 01:07:02,015
This is my niece Elise.

1148
01:07:02,983 --> 01:07:05,218
"Niece Elise." Nice.

1149
01:07:05,252 --> 01:07:07,187
And this is Mr. Hunham.

1150
01:07:07,220 --> 01:07:09,122
He's one of our finest teachers.

1151
01:07:09,156 --> 01:07:10,523
- Oh.
- History, right?

1152
01:07:10,556 --> 01:07:11,757
Uh, ancient civilizations.

1153
01:07:11,791 --> 01:07:13,093
Ah.

1154
01:07:13,126 --> 01:07:14,593
And this is Mary Lamb.

1155
01:07:14,627 --> 01:07:16,595
She is the manager
of the cafeteria.

1156
01:07:16,629 --> 01:07:17,830
- Cool.
- Hi.

1157
01:07:17,863 --> 01:07:19,099
Hi.

1158
01:07:19,132 --> 01:07:21,634
Um, hey, why don't you
take Angus

1159
01:07:21,667 --> 01:07:23,636
down into the basement?

1160
01:07:23,669 --> 01:07:25,005
Introduce him
to our family tradition.

1161
01:07:25,038 --> 01:07:26,605
Come on.

1162
01:07:26,639 --> 01:07:29,575
Okay, and, uh, why don't I
get you guys some drinks?

1163
01:07:29,608 --> 01:07:31,244
- Uh, Jim Beam for you, right?
- Correct.

1164
01:07:31,278 --> 01:07:32,645
Okay, and what about you, Mary?

1165
01:07:32,678 --> 01:07:34,880
- Uh, I'll take a whiskey.
- Okay.

1166
01:07:45,791 --> 01:07:47,727
This is what
you wanted to show me?

1167
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:51,298
I grew up playing down here
during my aunt's parties.

1168
01:07:51,331 --> 01:07:53,266
I think it's kind of cool.

1169
01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:55,668
There's a purity to it.

1170
01:07:56,569 --> 01:07:59,905
I mean, every child
is an artist.

1171
01:07:59,940 --> 01:08:04,011
The problem is remaining
an artist when we grow up.

1172
01:08:04,044 --> 01:08:05,878
Picasso said that.

1173
01:08:05,911 --> 01:08:07,613
Picasso's cool.

1174
01:08:07,646 --> 01:08:09,149
Yeah, I saw Guernica once.

1175
01:08:09,182 --> 01:08:11,018
- You know, the-the big mural?
- Yeah.

1176
01:08:11,051 --> 01:08:12,919
With the horse?

1177
01:08:12,953 --> 01:08:15,088
Yeah, I know Guernica.
You really saw it?

1178
01:08:15,122 --> 01:08:18,758
Yeah. At The Museum
of Modern Art in New York.

1179
01:08:18,791 --> 01:08:20,860
It's huge.

1180
01:08:20,893 --> 01:08:23,030
My dad took me.

1181
01:08:45,152 --> 01:08:47,553
There you go.

1182
01:08:48,721 --> 01:08:50,223
Hey, how you doing, hmm?

1183
01:08:50,257 --> 01:08:52,725
- I'm doing all right.
- Okay.

1184
01:08:53,893 --> 01:08:55,929
They put me
in charge of the music.

1185
01:08:55,962 --> 01:08:57,931
Who put you in charge
of the music?

1186
01:08:57,964 --> 01:08:58,932
I did.

1187
01:08:58,965 --> 01:09:00,800
You so crazy.

1188
01:09:00,833 --> 01:09:02,835
Oh. I got you something.

1189
01:09:02,868 --> 01:09:05,338
- No, Danny.
- Yeah, go ahead.

1190
01:09:05,372 --> 01:09:07,007
Mm-mm.
You didn't have to do all this.

1191
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:10,177
I don't have to do anything
but pay taxes and die.

1192
01:09:10,210 --> 01:09:12,245
I wanted to. Here.

1193
01:09:20,053 --> 01:09:21,620
This is lovely.

1194
01:09:21,654 --> 01:09:22,956
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1195
01:09:22,989 --> 01:09:24,690
But, Danny,
I didn't get you anything.

1196
01:09:24,723 --> 01:09:25,825
Yes, you did.

1197
01:09:25,858 --> 01:09:28,962
You got me that beautiful smile.

1198
01:09:30,663 --> 01:09:32,299
There it is.

1199
01:09:32,332 --> 01:09:34,968
There it is.

1200
01:09:35,001 --> 01:09:38,604
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1201
01:09:40,706 --> 01:09:41,942
Am I doing this right?

1202
01:09:41,975 --> 01:09:44,010
There's no right or wrong.

1203
01:09:56,822 --> 01:09:59,092
Are you trying to look
down my shirt?

1204
01:09:59,126 --> 01:10:01,995
No.

1205
01:10:02,028 --> 01:10:04,030
Yes.

1206
01:10:07,434 --> 01:10:09,136
You know, I'm not gonna do this

1207
01:10:09,169 --> 01:10:10,870
if you're not gonna
take it seriously.

1208
01:10:10,903 --> 01:10:13,006
I am taking it seriously.

1209
01:10:13,039 --> 01:10:15,208
As seriously as one can take
finger painting.

1210
01:10:15,242 --> 01:10:16,809
You're not.

1211
01:10:16,842 --> 01:10:20,846
You missed this whole area
right here.

1212
01:10:46,439 --> 01:10:47,907
Oh.

1213
01:10:47,941 --> 01:10:49,808
- Well...
- Mistletoe.

1214
01:10:49,842 --> 01:10:52,312
Oh, yes, of course,
that's-that's why. Right.

1215
01:10:52,345 --> 01:10:54,381
Ah.

1216
01:10:54,414 --> 01:10:55,781
You know, it's interesting.

1217
01:10:55,814 --> 01:10:58,418
Aeneas, uh, carried mistletoe
with him

1218
01:10:58,451 --> 01:11:00,320
when he descended
into Hades, uh,

1219
01:11:00,353 --> 01:11:02,122
in search of his father.

1220
01:11:02,155 --> 01:11:04,124
Oh. Huh.

1221
01:11:04,991 --> 01:11:07,394
Anyway, uh, I like your tree.

1222
01:11:07,427 --> 01:11:09,129
It's very space-age.

1223
01:11:09,162 --> 01:11:12,199
Oh! I bought it to commemorate
the moon landing.

1224
01:11:12,232 --> 01:11:14,467
- Really? Oh. Oh.
- Yeah.

1225
01:11:17,903 --> 01:11:20,207
So, where's your family
this Christmas?

1226
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:21,907
Nowhere. I'm an only child.

1227
01:11:21,942 --> 01:11:23,876
Uh, my mother died
when I was young.

1228
01:11:23,909 --> 01:11:25,011
Oh.

1229
01:11:25,045 --> 01:11:26,379
And your father?

1230
01:11:27,913 --> 01:11:30,183
Let's just say I left home
when I was 15.

1231
01:11:30,217 --> 01:11:31,784
- You ran away?
- Worse.

1232
01:11:31,817 --> 01:11:34,087
- I got a scholarship to Barton.
- Oh.

1233
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:37,991
And from there, I went to
college and never looked back.

1234
01:11:38,024 --> 01:11:40,460
- Oh, but you did a little.
- Hmm?

1235
01:11:40,493 --> 01:11:42,495
I mean, you came back here.

1236
01:11:42,529 --> 01:11:44,763
Ah.

1237
01:11:44,797 --> 01:11:47,234
Feels kind of like home. Yes.

1238
01:11:47,267 --> 01:11:50,103
And I guess I thought
I could make a difference.

1239
01:11:50,136 --> 01:11:53,240
I mean, I used to think I could
prepare them for the world

1240
01:11:53,273 --> 01:11:54,807
- even a little.
- Mm-hmm.

1241
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:56,109
Provide standards and grounding

1242
01:11:56,142 --> 01:11:58,078
like Dr. Greene always
drilled into us.

1243
01:11:58,111 --> 01:12:00,447
But, uh, the world doesn't
make sense anymore.

1244
01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:03,550
I mean, it's on fire.

1245
01:12:03,583 --> 01:12:05,851
The rich don't give a shit.

1246
01:12:05,884 --> 01:12:07,853
Poor kids are cannon fodder.

1247
01:12:07,886 --> 01:12:09,956
Integrity is a punch line.

1248
01:12:09,990 --> 01:12:12,459
Trust is just a name on a bank.

1249
01:12:14,027 --> 01:12:15,929
Well...

1250
01:12:15,962 --> 01:12:18,398
look, if that's all true,

1251
01:12:18,431 --> 01:12:22,768
then now is when they most need
someone like you.

1252
01:12:30,443 --> 01:12:36,049
Danny, did you know that
Curtis used to love Artie Shaw?

1253
01:12:36,082 --> 01:12:38,285
You know,
we used to dance to this.

1254
01:12:39,852 --> 01:12:42,956
What teenage kid you know
listens to Artie Shaw?

1255
01:12:45,191 --> 01:12:46,026
You're killing me.

1256
01:12:46,059 --> 01:12:47,527
Can't you play something
a little hipper?

1257
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:49,429
Don't touch that goddamn record.

1258
01:12:49,462 --> 01:12:51,598
Hey, wait. Hey, M-Mary,
come on, just sit down.

1259
01:12:51,631 --> 01:12:53,166
- Oh, I'm okay.
- All right.

1260
01:12:53,199 --> 01:12:55,502
- No, Danny, I'm okay.
- I-I know. Please.

1261
01:12:55,535 --> 01:12:58,505
- Okay, but I said I'm okay.
- Okay.

1262
01:13:23,930 --> 01:13:26,166
Go get me another drink.

1263
01:13:27,367 --> 01:13:29,469
So, are you planning
anything special for tomorrow?

1264
01:13:29,502 --> 01:13:31,938
No. Why? Are you having, um...

1265
01:13:31,971 --> 01:13:33,973
Oh, no, no. I just...

1266
01:13:34,007 --> 01:13:36,609
I thought maybe you were doing
something special for Angus.

1267
01:13:36,643 --> 01:13:38,244
Oh.

1268
01:13:39,679 --> 01:13:41,981
- You should.
- Oh.

1269
01:13:42,015 --> 01:13:44,217
Help preserve some of the magic.

1270
01:13:44,250 --> 01:13:47,487
I mean, he may be a little
difficult, but he's still...

1271
01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:49,489
- he's just a kid.
- Yeah.

1272
01:13:49,522 --> 01:13:53,626
Life catches up to them so fast.

1273
01:13:53,660 --> 01:13:56,096
Them. Ha.

1274
01:13:57,263 --> 01:13:59,399
- Us.
- Mm-hmm.

1275
01:14:02,168 --> 01:14:05,205
You're a very sweet person,
Miss Crane.

1276
01:14:05,238 --> 01:14:07,607
Aw.

1277
01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:09,943
So are you.

1278
01:14:09,976 --> 01:14:11,544
- When you want to be.
- Mm.

1279
01:14:11,578 --> 01:14:13,213
And it's Lydia.

1280
01:14:13,246 --> 01:14:15,281
Lydia.

1281
01:14:19,586 --> 01:14:21,588
- Excuse me for a minute.
- Mm.

1282
01:14:21,621 --> 01:14:24,023
Hi.

1283
01:14:43,476 --> 01:14:46,246
Mr. Hunham? Mr. Hunham,
could you come with me, please?

1284
01:14:46,279 --> 01:14:48,047
Yeah. What is it?

1285
01:14:48,081 --> 01:14:50,250
Come on. I'm serious.

1286
01:14:53,353 --> 01:14:55,288
- Come on.
- Yes.

1287
01:15:03,196 --> 01:15:05,498
Mary?

1288
01:15:05,532 --> 01:15:07,467
You all right?

1289
01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:10,036
Just leave me alone.

1290
01:15:11,037 --> 01:15:12,639
You want me to take you home?

1291
01:15:12,672 --> 01:15:15,642
Back off! Back off.

1292
01:15:30,356 --> 01:15:32,492
He's gone.

1293
01:15:43,102 --> 01:15:44,204
I was right.

1294
01:15:44,237 --> 01:15:45,738
This is why I hate parties.

1295
01:15:45,772 --> 01:15:47,740
That was a disaster.
Total disaster.

1296
01:15:47,774 --> 01:15:50,043
Speak for yourself.
I was having fun.

1297
01:15:50,076 --> 01:15:51,411
Let's take Mary home,

1298
01:15:51,444 --> 01:15:52,645
make sure she's okay,
and we'll come back.

1299
01:15:52,679 --> 01:15:54,447
- Out of the question.
- Come on.

1300
01:15:54,481 --> 01:15:56,082
Would you give me a break?

1301
01:15:56,115 --> 01:15:57,617
I was hitting it off with Elise.

1302
01:15:57,650 --> 01:15:59,018
Oh. The niece?

1303
01:15:59,052 --> 01:16:00,186
Are you kidding me?

1304
01:16:00,220 --> 01:16:01,554
This poor woman is bereft,

1305
01:16:01,588 --> 01:16:03,490
and all you can think about
is some silly girl.

1306
01:16:03,523 --> 01:16:05,492
- Unbelievable.
- I don't need you feeling sorry for me.

1307
01:16:05,525 --> 01:16:08,795
See? I'm just saying,
this was the first good thing

1308
01:16:08,828 --> 01:16:11,464
that came with being
in this prison with you.

1309
01:16:11,498 --> 01:16:13,233
Need I remind you

1310
01:16:13,266 --> 01:16:15,435
that it is not my fault
that you are stuck here?

1311
01:16:15,468 --> 01:16:17,537
Do you think I want
to be babysitting you?

1312
01:16:17,570 --> 01:16:21,207
Oh, no, no, I was praying to
the god I don't even believe in

1313
01:16:21,241 --> 01:16:22,775
that your mother
would pick up the phone

1314
01:16:22,809 --> 01:16:26,513
or your father would arrive
in a helicopter or a submarine

1315
01:16:26,546 --> 01:16:28,781
or a flying fucking saucer
to take you...

1316
01:16:28,815 --> 01:16:31,217
My father's dead.

1317
01:16:31,251 --> 01:16:32,785
I thought your father...

1318
01:16:32,819 --> 01:16:36,122
That's just some rich guy
my mom married.

1319
01:16:36,155 --> 01:16:38,424
Give me your keys.

1320
01:16:38,458 --> 01:16:40,393
It's unlocked.

1321
01:16:45,598 --> 01:16:49,669
You don't tell a boy that's
been left behind at Christmas

1322
01:16:49,702 --> 01:16:51,804
that you're aching
to cut him loose.

1323
01:16:51,838 --> 01:16:54,073
That nobody wants him.

1324
01:16:54,107 --> 01:16:56,643
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1325
01:16:56,676 --> 01:16:59,379
Let's go. I'm cold.

1326
01:17:44,157 --> 01:17:45,825
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1327
01:17:45,858 --> 01:17:47,527
What can I do for you, chief?

1328
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:48,795
I'm looking for a tree.

1329
01:17:48,828 --> 01:17:50,363
Well, you came
to the right place.

1330
01:17:50,396 --> 01:17:53,499
Big fire sale on all
remaining inventory.

1331
01:17:55,902 --> 01:17:58,072
Mr. Tully.

1332
01:17:58,905 --> 01:18:01,174
Mr. Tully?

1333
01:18:02,742 --> 01:18:04,644
Mr. Tully.

1334
01:18:06,613 --> 01:18:08,815
Uh, Angus Tully!

1335
01:18:15,288 --> 01:18:17,223
- Good morning.
- Merry Christmas.

1336
01:18:17,256 --> 01:18:18,926
Yeah.
Merry Christmas, of course.

1337
01:18:18,959 --> 01:18:20,660
How are you?

1338
01:18:20,693 --> 01:18:23,196
Well, I've got a case
of the cocktail flu.

1339
01:18:23,229 --> 01:18:25,565
- Yeah. Have you seen the boy?
- Mm-mm.

1340
01:18:25,598 --> 01:18:28,434
Goddammit,
where the hell can he be?

1341
01:18:29,802 --> 01:18:32,138
Angus!

1342
01:18:33,673 --> 01:18:35,708
Mr. Tully?

1343
01:18:54,894 --> 01:18:57,797
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1344
01:18:57,830 --> 01:18:59,666
Where the hell have you been?

1345
01:18:59,699 --> 01:19:02,268
I don't know. Just here.

1346
01:19:02,301 --> 01:19:04,437
Come on.
I have something to show you.

1347
01:19:09,977 --> 01:19:12,311
No ornaments?

1348
01:19:14,714 --> 01:19:18,651
Oh, I'm sure we can round up
some ornaments somewhere.

1349
01:19:18,685 --> 01:19:21,487
Uh, now...

1350
01:19:21,521 --> 01:19:24,390
this is for you.

1351
01:19:35,468 --> 01:19:38,538
Meditations by Marcus Aurelius.

1352
01:19:38,571 --> 01:19:40,740
For my money, it's like
the Bible, the Koran

1353
01:19:40,773 --> 01:19:43,576
and the Bhagavad Gita
all rolled up into one.

1354
01:19:43,609 --> 01:19:46,446
And the best part is
not one mention of God.

1355
01:19:46,479 --> 01:19:48,715
- Hmm.
- Okay.

1356
01:19:48,748 --> 01:19:50,616
Thanks.

1357
01:19:51,718 --> 01:19:54,520
And Mary.

1358
01:19:54,554 --> 01:19:56,489
This is for you.

1359
01:19:57,724 --> 01:19:59,492
Hmm.

1360
01:20:06,666 --> 01:20:08,801
So you just get this
for everybody?

1361
01:20:08,835 --> 01:20:10,870
And...

1362
01:20:10,903 --> 01:20:12,605
Mm-hmm.

1363
01:20:12,638 --> 01:20:14,807
- Now, how'd you guess?
- How indeed?

1364
01:20:16,043 --> 01:20:18,011
Oh, and...

1365
01:20:18,045 --> 01:20:20,546
this came in the mail for you.

1366
01:20:52,012 --> 01:20:54,047
Thank you, Mary.

1367
01:20:54,081 --> 01:20:56,049
That was just lovely.

1368
01:20:56,083 --> 01:20:57,416
Oh.

1369
01:20:57,450 --> 01:20:59,452
Is that an actual compliment?

1370
01:20:59,485 --> 01:21:02,355
Oh, come on.

1371
01:21:02,388 --> 01:21:04,524
You know,
I don't think I've ever had

1372
01:21:04,557 --> 01:21:07,727
a real family Christmas
like this before.

1373
01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:10,396
Christmas dinner,
I mean family-style.

1374
01:21:10,429 --> 01:21:13,066
Out of the oven
and all the trimmings.

1375
01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:15,835
My mom always just orders in
from Delmonico's.

1376
01:21:17,403 --> 01:21:19,472
Well, she's got the right idea.

1377
01:21:19,505 --> 01:21:22,575
Next year I'm ordering in
from Delmonico's.

1378
01:21:24,077 --> 01:21:27,780
Anyway, thank you, Mary.

1379
01:21:27,814 --> 01:21:29,549
You're welcome.

1380
01:21:29,582 --> 01:21:31,551
I'd like to propose a toast.

1381
01:21:31,584 --> 01:21:36,389
To my two unlikely companions
on this snowy island

1382
01:21:36,422 --> 01:21:41,494
and to our absent friends
and family.

1383
01:21:42,963 --> 01:21:46,967
And I realize that none of us
is here because he wants to be.

1384
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:50,403
So if there's any way
that I could make the holidays

1385
01:21:50,436 --> 01:21:53,006
a little cheerier
for either one of you,

1386
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:55,875
just say the word.

1387
01:21:56,843 --> 01:21:59,146
Okay.

1388
01:21:59,179 --> 01:22:01,048
I want to go to Boston.

1389
01:22:01,081 --> 01:22:02,849
Boston? Why?

1390
01:22:02,882 --> 01:22:04,550
Why not?

1391
01:22:04,584 --> 01:22:07,120
I want a real Christmas.
I want to go ice-skating.

1392
01:22:07,154 --> 01:22:08,688
I want to see
a real Christmas tree

1393
01:22:08,721 --> 01:22:10,157
with real ornaments,
not that stupid thing.

1394
01:22:10,190 --> 01:22:12,458
- You said it was nice.
- It is nice.

1395
01:22:12,491 --> 01:22:14,427
Come on, let's get out of here.

1396
01:22:14,460 --> 01:22:15,929
I want a real holiday.

1397
01:22:15,963 --> 01:22:18,431
We're not going to Boston.
It's out of the question.

1398
01:22:18,464 --> 01:22:19,933
You told the boy "anything,"

1399
01:22:19,967 --> 01:22:21,434
so take the kid to Boston.

1400
01:22:21,467 --> 01:22:23,469
Mary, we're not allowed
to leave campus

1401
01:22:23,502 --> 01:22:25,905
or the immediate environs.

1402
01:22:37,918 --> 01:22:40,887
I suppose we could call it
a field trip.

1403
01:22:41,787 --> 01:22:43,656
Uh, field trips would fall
under the ambit

1404
01:22:43,689 --> 01:22:46,159
of additional academic pursuits.

1405
01:22:46,193 --> 01:22:47,760
There's even a fund set aside

1406
01:22:47,793 --> 01:22:50,663
for additional
academic pursuits.

1407
01:22:50,696 --> 01:22:52,732
Mm-hmm.

1408
01:22:54,134 --> 01:22:56,702
I'll go pack.

1409
01:22:58,504 --> 01:23:00,207
I'm gonna need you
to take me to Roxbury.

1410
01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:02,909
Mm-hmm. All right.

1411
01:23:58,731 --> 01:24:01,701
- Here we are.
- Hmm.

1412
01:24:01,734 --> 01:24:05,005
Boy, that's an awful lot
of stairs.

1413
01:24:05,038 --> 01:24:08,507
- Probably icy too.
- Mm.

1414
01:24:09,875 --> 01:24:11,477
Mr. Tully.

1415
01:24:12,112 --> 01:24:13,646
Right. Um...

1416
01:24:13,679 --> 01:24:15,983
Mary, can I help you
with your bags?

1417
01:24:16,016 --> 01:24:17,951
Yes, please.

1418
01:24:26,659 --> 01:24:27,961
Hmm.

1419
01:24:27,995 --> 01:24:29,762
Mm.

1420
01:24:30,696 --> 01:24:32,732
Hey, be careful with the box.

1421
01:24:32,765 --> 01:24:34,734
Yeah.

1422
01:24:34,767 --> 01:24:37,304
You know, you're more than
welcome to a room at the hotel.

1423
01:24:37,337 --> 01:24:38,939
We've got the money.

1424
01:24:38,972 --> 01:24:40,639
Are you out of your mind?

1425
01:24:40,673 --> 01:24:43,043
I need a break from you two
and all your damn bickering.

1426
01:24:43,076 --> 01:24:45,979
Besides, I'm looking forward
to visiting my little sister.

1427
01:24:46,013 --> 01:24:47,247
She's pregnant.

1428
01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:48,881
Oh, that's wonderful.

1429
01:24:48,914 --> 01:24:50,083
- Yeah.
- Oh.

1430
01:24:51,918 --> 01:24:54,154
- Mr. Hunham. Mr. Hunham.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

1431
01:24:54,187 --> 01:24:55,621
My hands sweat.

1432
01:24:55,654 --> 01:24:57,290
It's hyperhidrosis. Sorry.

1433
01:24:57,324 --> 01:24:58,959
- Oh.
- Hey, Mary!

1434
01:25:00,726 --> 01:25:03,529
One more flight up.

1435
01:25:04,164 --> 01:25:05,865
One more flight up.

1436
01:25:05,898 --> 01:25:06,766
Yep.

1437
01:25:06,799 --> 01:25:08,768
So, you two are
going to be all right?

1438
01:25:08,801 --> 01:25:10,337
Yes, the little monster
will be well under control.

1439
01:25:10,370 --> 01:25:12,805
- Mary!
- Oh.

1440
01:25:13,806 --> 01:25:15,674
Hi!

1441
01:25:18,211 --> 01:25:20,613
- Bye.
- Bye.

1442
01:25:24,951 --> 01:25:26,153
Bye, Mary.

1443
01:25:26,186 --> 01:25:27,620
Uh-uh. Where are you going?

1444
01:25:27,653 --> 01:25:29,056
- I was...
- You're not done yet.

1445
01:25:29,089 --> 01:25:31,058
You have to help me up there.

1446
01:25:31,091 --> 01:25:33,726
- Yeah, sure thing.
- Come on.

1447
01:27:33,413 --> 01:27:35,282
Hmm.

1448
01:27:39,219 --> 01:27:41,955
Hey there, handsome.
You got a cigarette?

1449
01:27:42,821 --> 01:27:45,258
Nope. Sorry, I smoke a pipe.

1450
01:27:46,892 --> 01:27:49,229
How about a date, then?
You want a date?

1451
01:27:51,464 --> 01:27:52,765
No, thank you.

1452
01:27:52,798 --> 01:27:54,234
- Oh, come on.
- Mm-mm-mm.

1453
01:27:54,267 --> 01:27:56,136
Let's go somewhere warm.

1454
01:27:56,169 --> 01:27:57,870
Go ahead.

1455
01:27:57,903 --> 01:28:00,073
- I can wait here.
- See?

1456
01:28:00,106 --> 01:28:03,009
He can wait here,
read some books.

1457
01:28:03,043 --> 01:28:06,012
He doesn't mind if daddy gets
a little candy cane.

1458
01:28:06,046 --> 01:28:09,516
Thank you, but I never really
liked candy canes.

1459
01:28:09,549 --> 01:28:11,952
Plus, I'm prediabetic.

1460
01:28:19,259 --> 01:28:21,827
You know, if you do want
a little candy cane,

1461
01:28:21,860 --> 01:28:23,964
I won't tell anyone.

1462
01:28:23,997 --> 01:28:27,800
Mr. Tully, for most people,
sex is 99% friction

1463
01:28:27,833 --> 01:28:29,469
and one percent goodwill.

1464
01:28:29,502 --> 01:28:31,037
Call me old-fashioned,

1465
01:28:31,071 --> 01:28:33,240
but I place value
on physical intimacy.

1466
01:28:33,273 --> 01:28:35,375
So should you.

1467
01:28:35,408 --> 01:28:37,277
You've never had sex, have you?

1468
01:28:39,012 --> 01:28:41,081
Believe it or not, Mr. Tully,
there was a time

1469
01:28:41,114 --> 01:28:43,350
when the fire in my loins
burned white hot.

1470
01:28:43,383 --> 01:28:44,850
You're full of shit.

1471
01:28:44,883 --> 01:28:47,554
No, the details
would curl your toes.

1472
01:28:47,587 --> 01:28:49,456
Okay, we're finally getting
to the good stuff.

1473
01:28:49,489 --> 01:28:50,991
Let's hear.

1474
01:28:51,024 --> 01:28:53,293
Maybe when you're eighteen.

1475
01:28:53,326 --> 01:28:55,996
Curl your toes!

1476
01:29:06,872 --> 01:29:08,308
Are we almost done?

1477
01:29:08,341 --> 01:29:10,577
What's your hurry?
I thought you liked antiquity.

1478
01:29:10,610 --> 01:29:12,178
In class, maybe,

1479
01:29:12,212 --> 01:29:14,414
but I never think about it
unless I need to.

1480
01:29:14,447 --> 01:29:17,550
Ah. Ah, well, here.

1481
01:29:17,584 --> 01:29:20,153
What do you see?

1482
01:29:20,186 --> 01:29:22,522
I don't know.
A bunch of pottery.

1483
01:29:22,555 --> 01:29:25,925
Mm. Look at that one.

1484
01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:35,135
- Candy cane.
- Yes.

1485
01:29:35,168 --> 01:29:39,072
There's nothing new
in human experience, Mr. Tully.

1486
01:29:39,105 --> 01:29:41,840
Each generation thinks
it invented debauchery

1487
01:29:41,874 --> 01:29:43,876
or suffering or rebellion,

1488
01:29:43,909 --> 01:29:46,845
but man's every impulse
and appetite

1489
01:29:46,879 --> 01:29:49,049
from the disgusting
to the sublime

1490
01:29:49,082 --> 01:29:53,119
is on display right here
all around you.

1491
01:29:53,153 --> 01:29:55,021
So, before you dismiss something

1492
01:29:55,055 --> 01:29:56,923
as boring or irrelevant,
remember,

1493
01:29:56,956 --> 01:30:00,427
if you truly want to understand
the present or yourself,

1494
01:30:00,460 --> 01:30:03,263
you must begin in the past.

1495
01:30:03,296 --> 01:30:06,132
You see, history is not simply
the study of the past.

1496
01:30:06,166 --> 01:30:09,336
It is an explanation
of the present.

1497
01:30:11,404 --> 01:30:14,974
See, when you say it that way
and throw in some pornography,

1498
01:30:15,008 --> 01:30:16,976
it's a lot easier to understand.

1499
01:30:17,010 --> 01:30:18,611
Okay.

1500
01:30:18,645 --> 01:30:22,248
You should try doing more of
that in class and less yelling.

1501
01:30:22,282 --> 01:30:24,351
You know, most of the kids
dislike you.

1502
01:30:24,384 --> 01:30:26,252
Pretty much hate you.

1503
01:30:26,286 --> 01:30:28,355
Teachers too.

1504
01:30:28,388 --> 01:30:30,090
You know that, right?

1505
01:31:31,618 --> 01:31:34,254
Paul Hunham! Is that you?

1506
01:31:36,423 --> 01:31:38,024
It's Hugh.

1507
01:31:38,057 --> 01:31:40,560
Hugh Cavanaugh.

1508
01:31:40,593 --> 01:31:43,329
Ah, yes. Of course.

1509
01:31:43,363 --> 01:31:45,198
Wow. Hugh Cavanaugh.

1510
01:31:45,231 --> 01:31:46,566
Wow.

1511
01:31:46,599 --> 01:31:48,635
Oh, how are you, Hugh?

1512
01:31:48,668 --> 01:31:52,005
Oh, God, what's it been,
30 years? Um...

1513
01:31:52,038 --> 01:31:54,207
Um, this-this is, uh...
this is my wife Karen.

1514
01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:57,143
Honey, this is Paul Hunham.

1515
01:31:57,177 --> 01:31:59,078
- We went to Harvard together.
- Hi, Paul.

1516
01:31:59,112 --> 01:32:01,681
Yes, we did. Yes, we did.

1517
01:32:01,714 --> 01:32:03,249
Uh, wow.

1518
01:32:03,283 --> 01:32:05,018
Uh, what have you
been up to, Hugh?

1519
01:32:05,051 --> 01:32:07,053
- Uh, still in the area?
- Oh, yes. Yes.

1520
01:32:07,086 --> 01:32:09,022
I-I'm still in Boston.
Cambridge.

1521
01:32:09,055 --> 01:32:10,490
- Harvard.
- Well...

1522
01:32:10,523 --> 01:32:12,025
He just got tenure. Statistics.

1523
01:32:12,058 --> 01:32:14,127
- Oh, Karen.
- He won't blow his own horn.

1524
01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:16,196
- I have to blow it for him.
- Okay. Well, uh,

1525
01:32:16,229 --> 01:32:17,497
what about you, Paul?

1526
01:32:17,530 --> 01:32:19,466
Oh, still teaching.
We have that in common.

1527
01:32:19,499 --> 01:32:21,134
Uh, history, ancient history.

1528
01:32:21,167 --> 01:32:22,402
- That's great.
- Yes.

1529
01:32:22,435 --> 01:32:23,603
That's great. Where?

1530
01:32:23,636 --> 01:32:26,206
Oh, um, abroad, mostly.

1531
01:32:26,239 --> 01:32:28,775
On fellowships,
privately funded fellowships.

1532
01:32:28,808 --> 01:32:30,710
Universities
and private academies.

1533
01:32:30,743 --> 01:32:32,612
Mostly fellowships, you know.

1534
01:32:32,645 --> 01:32:35,215
I'm currently posted
in, um, Antwerp.

1535
01:32:35,248 --> 01:32:37,750
Uh, just back here
for the holidays.

1536
01:32:37,784 --> 01:32:39,752
Ah. So, uh, is this your son?

1537
01:32:39,786 --> 01:32:43,056
- Well, um...
- I'm his nephew, Leonard.

1538
01:32:43,089 --> 01:32:44,724
Nice to meet you, Leonard.

1539
01:32:44,757 --> 01:32:46,392
And he's writing a book
right now.

1540
01:32:46,426 --> 01:32:48,161
Um, tell him about your book,
Uncle Paul.

1541
01:32:48,194 --> 01:32:49,796
My book.

1542
01:32:49,829 --> 01:32:51,531
It's not a book, really.

1543
01:32:51,564 --> 01:32:53,099
Uh, more of a monograph.

1544
01:32:53,132 --> 01:32:55,201
- It's nothing special.
- Don't be so modest.

1545
01:32:55,235 --> 01:32:57,704
It's about, uh, cameras, right?
Ancient cameras?

1546
01:32:57,737 --> 01:32:59,372
- Oh.
- Yes.

1547
01:32:59,405 --> 01:33:02,175
No, what he means, of course,
is the camera obscura.

1548
01:33:02,208 --> 01:33:04,511
You know, the optical
and astronomical tool

1549
01:33:04,544 --> 01:33:07,580
that dates back to the time
of, um, Anaxagoras.

1550
01:33:07,614 --> 01:33:09,249
Tell him the title, Uncle Paul.

1551
01:33:09,282 --> 01:33:10,750
He's not interested, Leonard.

1552
01:33:10,783 --> 01:33:13,253
Sure, I am.

1553
01:33:14,821 --> 01:33:19,626
Light and Magic
in the Ancient World.

1554
01:33:21,728 --> 01:33:24,264
Okay, well, um...

1555
01:33:24,297 --> 01:33:27,267
Paul, I'm just so glad
you landed on your feet.

1556
01:33:27,867 --> 01:33:29,502
You look swell.

1557
01:33:29,536 --> 01:33:31,437
You too. So swell.

1558
01:33:32,639 --> 01:33:35,174
And, uh, we'll keep an eye out
for your book.

1559
01:33:35,208 --> 01:33:36,442
- Won't we, honey?
- Yeah.

1560
01:33:36,476 --> 01:33:38,111
- Merry Christmas, Paul.
- Merry Christmas.

1561
01:33:38,144 --> 01:33:40,346
- Bye, Leonard.
- Merry Christmas.

1562
01:33:42,582 --> 01:33:44,417
What the fuck just happened?

1563
01:33:44,450 --> 01:33:47,453
I thought Barton men don't lie.

1564
01:33:47,487 --> 01:33:49,289
Don't get me wrong,
that was fun,

1565
01:33:49,322 --> 01:33:50,823
but you just lied
through your teeth.

1566
01:33:50,857 --> 01:33:52,692
What I say during
a private conversation

1567
01:33:52,725 --> 01:33:54,561
is none of your
goddamn business.

1568
01:33:54,594 --> 01:33:56,195
You are not to judge me.

1569
01:33:56,229 --> 01:33:57,830
It wasn't
a private conversation.

1570
01:33:57,864 --> 01:33:59,365
The wife and I were there.

1571
01:33:59,399 --> 01:34:01,100
And I helped you.

1572
01:34:01,134 --> 01:34:02,802
Why did he ask
if you landed on your feet?

1573
01:34:02,835 --> 01:34:04,437
What is this, Nuremberg?

1574
01:34:04,470 --> 01:34:06,172
- Jesus.
- You're the hard-ass

1575
01:34:06,205 --> 01:34:07,574
constantly telling everybody
not to lie

1576
01:34:07,607 --> 01:34:10,343
and going on and on
about the honor code.

1577
01:34:11,611 --> 01:34:13,813
There was an incident
when I was at Harvard

1578
01:34:13,846 --> 01:34:16,349
with my roommate.

1579
01:34:16,382 --> 01:34:18,184
And?

1580
01:34:18,217 --> 01:34:20,653
He accused me of copying
from his senior thesis.

1581
01:34:20,687 --> 01:34:21,854
Plagiarizing.

1582
01:34:21,888 --> 01:34:23,289
Ah.

1583
01:34:23,323 --> 01:34:26,859
- Well, did you?
- No, he stole from me.

1584
01:34:26,893 --> 01:34:28,661
But that blue-blooded prick's
family

1585
01:34:28,695 --> 01:34:30,430
had allies on the faculty.

1586
01:34:30,463 --> 01:34:32,498
I mean, their last name is on
a library, for Christ's sake.

1587
01:34:32,532 --> 01:34:35,835
So he accused me in order
to sanitize his treachery

1588
01:34:35,868 --> 01:34:39,205
and, uh, they threw me out.

1589
01:34:39,238 --> 01:34:41,407
Wait, so you got kicked out
of Harvard for cheating?

1590
01:34:41,441 --> 01:34:43,643
No, I got kicked out of Harvard
for hitting him.

1591
01:34:43,676 --> 01:34:45,144
You hit him?

1592
01:34:45,178 --> 01:34:46,312
What, like punched him out?

1593
01:34:46,346 --> 01:34:48,548
No, I hit him with a car. Ah.

1594
01:34:48,581 --> 01:34:51,484
You got kicked out of Harvard
for hitting a guy with a car?

1595
01:34:51,517 --> 01:34:52,852
By accident.

1596
01:34:52,885 --> 01:34:55,221
Pint of Jim Beam, please.

1597
01:34:55,254 --> 01:34:58,257
But he broke three ribs,
which was technically his fault

1598
01:34:58,291 --> 01:34:59,859
because he shouldn't have been
in the road.

1599
01:34:59,892 --> 01:35:01,494
Two dollars, please.

1600
01:35:01,527 --> 01:35:03,663
Also, he shat himself.

1601
01:35:03,696 --> 01:35:05,565
Which was the greater indignity.

1602
01:35:08,267 --> 01:35:09,669
Here you go, killer.

1603
01:35:12,505 --> 01:35:14,874
So Mr. Hunham
never even graduated college?

1604
01:35:14,907 --> 01:35:16,509
- Mm.
- Holy shit.

1605
01:35:16,542 --> 01:35:18,544
You didn't finish up
somewhere else? Who else knows?

1606
01:35:18,578 --> 01:35:20,513
Well, Dr. Greene knew.

1607
01:35:20,546 --> 01:35:22,649
Only Dr. Greene.

1608
01:35:22,682 --> 01:35:25,618
He always believed in me,
so he gave me a job.

1609
01:35:25,652 --> 01:35:29,555
Adjunct faculty,
zero respect and even less pay.

1610
01:35:29,589 --> 01:35:31,257
So nobody batted an eye,

1611
01:35:31,290 --> 01:35:33,426
and I've been at the school
ever since.

1612
01:35:33,459 --> 01:35:35,294
Are you ashamed
at how things turned out?

1613
01:35:35,328 --> 01:35:38,297
Not at all.
I'm proud of my work.

1614
01:35:38,331 --> 01:35:40,566
I love history. I love Barton.

1615
01:35:40,600 --> 01:35:41,969
Barton is my life.

1616
01:35:42,002 --> 01:35:43,971
I don't know what I would do
without Barton.

1617
01:35:44,004 --> 01:35:45,672
Why'd you lie to that guy?

1618
01:35:45,705 --> 01:35:48,274
Because I knew he'd relish
the fact that I'm a washout

1619
01:35:48,307 --> 01:35:49,943
and never left
my own high school,

1620
01:35:49,977 --> 01:35:51,811
and he'd probably repeat
that story

1621
01:35:51,844 --> 01:35:53,479
to everybody we used to know,

1622
01:35:53,513 --> 01:35:56,749
so I figured he's not entitled
to my story.

1623
01:35:56,783 --> 01:35:58,217
I am.

1624
01:35:58,251 --> 01:35:59,953
Yeah. Yeah, fuck that guy.

1625
01:35:59,987 --> 01:36:03,222
Yeah, exactly. Fuck that guy.

1626
01:36:03,256 --> 01:36:05,558
"Statistics."

1627
01:36:05,591 --> 01:36:08,695
But, now, you'll keep
this quiet, right?

1628
01:36:08,728 --> 01:36:10,596
No one is to know.

1629
01:36:10,630 --> 01:36:13,299
I mean no one, Angus.

1630
01:36:13,332 --> 01:36:15,568
Entre nous, sir.

1631
01:36:15,601 --> 01:36:17,704
Entre nous.

1632
01:36:17,737 --> 01:36:19,272
"Ancient cameras."

1633
01:36:19,305 --> 01:36:20,974
Where the hell
did you come up with that?

1634
01:36:21,008 --> 01:36:23,342
Just trying to keep you
on your toes, sir.

1635
01:36:32,285 --> 01:36:34,253
Get up, kid.

1636
01:36:34,887 --> 01:36:37,323
It's daylight in the swamp.

1637
01:36:38,891 --> 01:36:41,227
I ordered breakfast.

1638
01:36:42,029 --> 01:36:44,630
Great.

1639
01:36:55,775 --> 01:36:57,978
Oh, you dropped something.

1640
01:37:00,013 --> 01:37:02,482
Uh, those are my vitamins.

1641
01:37:02,515 --> 01:37:03,984
Librium.

1642
01:37:04,017 --> 01:37:05,752
Yeah, it's just, uh,

1643
01:37:05,785 --> 01:37:08,055
something I'm supposed to take
for low energy.

1644
01:37:08,088 --> 01:37:10,490
You mean depression?

1645
01:37:11,657 --> 01:37:12,892
Is that rye toast?

1646
01:37:12,926 --> 01:37:15,561
How'd you know I like rye toast?

1647
01:37:49,428 --> 01:37:52,398
All right. This way.

1648
01:38:34,440 --> 01:38:35,575
Let go lightly.

1649
01:38:35,608 --> 01:38:37,410
- Ah.
- You're too rigid.

1650
01:38:45,185 --> 01:38:46,853
See?

1651
01:38:46,886 --> 01:38:48,387
- You're welcome.
- Not bad.

1652
01:38:48,421 --> 01:38:50,623
You're a pretty good
teacher, kid.

1653
01:38:50,656 --> 01:38:52,592
Too bad everybody dislikes you.

1654
01:38:52,625 --> 01:38:54,393
Pretty much hates you.

1655
01:38:54,427 --> 01:38:56,930
But you must know that, right?

1656
01:38:57,897 --> 01:39:00,566
Touché, sir. Touché.

1657
01:39:04,004 --> 01:39:05,671
- By the way...
- Yeah?

1658
01:39:05,705 --> 01:39:07,975
what eye do you aim with,
anyway?

1659
01:39:08,008 --> 01:39:09,176
Ah.

1660
01:39:09,209 --> 01:39:10,776
You know, I've been
meaning to ask.

1661
01:39:10,810 --> 01:39:13,013
When we're talking,
which one should I look at?

1662
01:39:13,046 --> 01:39:14,780
Sometimes I look at one,

1663
01:39:14,814 --> 01:39:17,516
but then I think I'm wrong,
so I look at the other.

1664
01:39:17,550 --> 01:39:19,752
Yes, everybody does that.

1665
01:39:19,785 --> 01:39:21,621
So, which eye is it?

1666
01:39:39,206 --> 01:39:42,209
People don't understand.

1667
01:39:42,242 --> 01:39:44,177
This isn't tenpin.

1668
01:39:44,211 --> 01:39:46,046
No, this is much harder.

1669
01:39:46,079 --> 01:39:47,613
All these tenpin assholes

1670
01:39:47,647 --> 01:39:49,149
coming in here
like they're slumming it.

1671
01:39:49,182 --> 01:39:50,783
The hell with them.

1672
01:39:50,816 --> 01:39:52,551
Yeah. Fuck 'em.

1673
01:39:55,055 --> 01:39:57,057
Excuse me.

1674
01:39:57,090 --> 01:39:58,992
Here's something
I bet you didn't know.

1675
01:39:59,026 --> 01:40:04,164
Your uniform, festive as it is,
is historically inaccurate.

1676
01:40:04,197 --> 01:40:07,533
Saint Nicholas of Myra
was actually

1677
01:40:07,566 --> 01:40:10,536
a fourth-century Greek Bishop
from what is now Turkey.

1678
01:40:10,569 --> 01:40:13,839
So, uh, a robe and sandals
would be closer to the mark.

1679
01:40:13,873 --> 01:40:16,944
Yeah, but I guess that would be
impractical given the weather

1680
01:40:16,977 --> 01:40:19,645
and all the silly but lucrative
mythology about Santa

1681
01:40:19,679 --> 01:40:23,150
and elves and reindeer
and chimneys and whatnot.

1682
01:40:23,183 --> 01:40:25,052
What can you do?

1683
01:40:25,085 --> 01:40:26,585
As Democritus said,

1684
01:40:26,619 --> 01:40:31,824
"O kósmos alloíosis,
o víos ypólipsis."

1685
01:40:31,857 --> 01:40:36,462
"World is decay.
Life is perception."

1686
01:40:42,735 --> 01:40:44,904
My son.

1687
01:40:44,938 --> 01:40:48,674
To see you again causes
my heart to soar like a hawk.

1688
01:40:48,708 --> 01:40:53,246
Grandfather,
I brought you this present.

1689
01:40:53,280 --> 01:40:55,715
Is this the hat I used to own?

1690
01:40:55,748 --> 01:40:58,218
Except grown softer...

1691
01:40:58,251 --> 01:41:00,053
You know,
this is not only amusing,

1692
01:41:00,087 --> 01:41:02,521
uh, but for a movie,
it's a fairly accurate depiction

1693
01:41:02,555 --> 01:41:04,124
of life among the Cheyenne.

1694
01:41:04,157 --> 01:41:06,226
- Shh!
- Fuck off.

1695
01:41:06,259 --> 01:41:08,295
I saw you in a dream.

1696
01:41:08,328 --> 01:41:09,895
- I'm gonna go use the bathroom.
- Mm-hmm.

1697
01:41:09,930 --> 01:41:11,664
You were drinking from a spring

1698
01:41:11,697 --> 01:41:14,267
that came from
the long nose of an animal.

1699
01:41:14,301 --> 01:41:18,305
I did not recognize the animal.

1700
01:41:18,338 --> 01:41:22,575
Alongside his nose,
he grew two horns.

1701
01:41:36,622 --> 01:41:38,959
and smoked on this matter,

1702
01:41:38,992 --> 01:41:41,328
and my decision is...

1703
01:41:41,361 --> 01:41:43,662
Little Big Man has returned.

1704
01:41:56,609 --> 01:41:59,745
Hey! Hey!

1705
01:42:00,813 --> 01:42:02,848
No. Out.

1706
01:42:04,217 --> 01:42:05,785
Get out.

1707
01:42:05,818 --> 01:42:07,720
I just need to do something.
I was going to come back.

1708
01:42:07,753 --> 01:42:08,922
Or meet you at the hotel.

1709
01:42:08,955 --> 01:42:10,823
It won't take long.
It's nothing bad.

1710
01:42:10,856 --> 01:42:14,894
Just get out,
you conniving little shit.

1711
01:42:16,963 --> 01:42:19,199
Were you planning this
the whole time?

1712
01:42:19,232 --> 01:42:22,102
Just counting the minutes
until I turned my back?

1713
01:42:22,135 --> 01:42:23,669
I wasn't running away.

1714
01:42:23,702 --> 01:42:25,072
There's just something
I need to do

1715
01:42:25,105 --> 01:42:26,206
before we go back to school.

1716
01:42:26,239 --> 01:42:27,374
Please.

1717
01:42:27,407 --> 01:42:28,741
You could come with me.

1718
01:42:28,774 --> 01:42:30,077
Just come with me, okay?

1719
01:42:30,110 --> 01:42:32,079
Come with you where?

1720
01:42:33,246 --> 01:42:35,581
To see my dad.

1721
01:42:36,849 --> 01:42:38,818
Your dad?

1722
01:42:40,220 --> 01:42:42,189
That's what this is about?

1723
01:42:42,222 --> 01:42:44,824
Why didn't you just ask me?

1724
01:42:44,857 --> 01:42:48,161
Because, of course,
we can visit a cemetery.

1725
01:43:13,420 --> 01:43:15,688
Excuse me. Hi.

1726
01:43:15,721 --> 01:43:17,958
I'm here to see Thomas Tully.

1727
01:43:32,139 --> 01:43:34,040
Right in here.

1728
01:43:48,388 --> 01:43:50,190
Over here.

1729
01:43:52,858 --> 01:43:55,028
Look who's here to see you.

1730
01:43:59,499 --> 01:44:01,700
Hi, Dad.

1731
01:44:02,369 --> 01:44:04,770
Hello, sweetheart.

1732
01:44:24,057 --> 01:44:26,960
You want to go sit down
for a little?

1733
01:44:29,095 --> 01:44:31,764
Oh. Come on.

1734
01:44:31,797 --> 01:44:34,000
Be seated right here.

1735
01:44:38,271 --> 01:44:40,906
There you go. All right.

1736
01:44:51,850 --> 01:44:54,454
I missed you.

1737
01:44:54,487 --> 01:44:57,224
I've missed you a lot.

1738
01:44:57,257 --> 01:44:59,259
A whole lot.

1739
01:45:01,894 --> 01:45:04,297
You know, I'm still at school.

1740
01:45:05,265 --> 01:45:06,533
At Barton.

1741
01:45:06,566 --> 01:45:08,101
And it's, uh...
it's Christmastime now,

1742
01:45:08,134 --> 01:45:10,937
so I thought
you might like a visit.

1743
01:45:13,373 --> 01:45:14,975
Guess what. I'm...

1744
01:45:15,008 --> 01:45:17,544
I'm actually keeping
my grades up.

1745
01:45:17,577 --> 01:45:19,179
I-I consistently get

1746
01:45:19,212 --> 01:45:21,114
the highest grades in the class
in ancient civ.

1747
01:45:21,147 --> 01:45:24,985
I'm... I'm pretty much
third or fourth in precalc.

1748
01:45:28,021 --> 01:45:30,823
And I'm in the chess club too.

1749
01:45:31,890 --> 01:45:33,526
But I don't really like
the other kids.

1750
01:45:36,296 --> 01:45:39,432
And in the spring,
I think I want to try tennis.

1751
01:45:39,466 --> 01:45:41,067
Just JV,
and probably only doubles,

1752
01:45:41,101 --> 01:45:44,170
if the coach could just forget
about my, uh...

1753
01:45:45,305 --> 01:45:47,374
Anyway, it's not important.

1754
01:45:55,348 --> 01:45:56,950
Listen.

1755
01:46:03,623 --> 01:46:06,960
I, uh... I have to tell you
something.

1756
01:46:11,064 --> 01:46:14,100
I think they're putting
something in my food.

1757
01:46:48,368 --> 01:46:50,869
He used to be fine.

1758
01:46:50,903 --> 01:46:53,406
He was better than fine.

1759
01:46:53,440 --> 01:46:55,308
He was great.

1760
01:46:56,543 --> 01:46:59,012
He was my dad.

1761
01:47:01,014 --> 01:47:03,616
Then about four years ago, he...

1762
01:47:03,650 --> 01:47:06,119
started acting strange.

1763
01:47:07,187 --> 01:47:10,123
Erratic, forgetful,
saying all this weird shit.

1764
01:47:12,292 --> 01:47:15,495
My mom took him
to a bunch of doctors,

1765
01:47:15,528 --> 01:47:17,097
and they put him on medication.

1766
01:47:17,130 --> 01:47:20,300
But that just made it worse.

1767
01:47:20,333 --> 01:47:22,369
He got more confused.

1768
01:47:24,404 --> 01:47:26,373
Then he got angry.

1769
01:47:28,675 --> 01:47:31,378
And then he got...

1770
01:47:31,411 --> 01:47:33,413
physical.

1771
01:47:35,281 --> 01:47:37,250
That was it.
That was the last straw.

1772
01:47:37,283 --> 01:47:39,152
They put him away.

1773
01:47:40,453 --> 01:47:43,923
And she divorced him...

1774
01:47:43,957 --> 01:47:46,259
without him even realizing it.

1775
01:47:47,694 --> 01:47:50,263
That's why she wants
a whole new life.

1776
01:47:51,431 --> 01:47:54,000
And it's easy to just stash me
away in boarding school.

1777
01:47:54,033 --> 01:47:56,970
Like half of us
are just stashed away there.

1778
01:47:59,339 --> 01:48:01,241
And I get it.

1779
01:48:02,976 --> 01:48:05,278
She never has to look at me.

1780
01:48:07,113 --> 01:48:10,183
Because maybe when
she looks at me, she...

1781
01:48:10,216 --> 01:48:13,386
- she sees him.
- No, no, no, no, no.

1782
01:48:13,420 --> 01:48:17,390
That can't be true.
She... You're her son.

1783
01:48:17,424 --> 01:48:19,692
Maybe she's right.

1784
01:48:19,726 --> 01:48:21,694
I can't keep it together.

1785
01:48:21,728 --> 01:48:24,197
I lie. I steal.

1786
01:48:25,432 --> 01:48:27,434
I piss people off.

1787
01:48:28,468 --> 01:48:30,170
I don't have any friends,
real friends.

1788
01:48:30,203 --> 01:48:31,704
I'll probably get kicked out
of Barton too.

1789
01:48:31,738 --> 01:48:34,307
And when I do,
it'll be my own fault.

1790
01:48:35,475 --> 01:48:40,213
Get sent to Fork Union
and maybe to you-know-where.

1791
01:48:41,781 --> 01:48:44,250
And nobody will care.

1792
01:48:47,520 --> 01:48:49,956
The funny thing is...

1793
01:48:51,691 --> 01:48:55,094
I wanted to see him so bad
this whole time.

1794
01:49:01,501 --> 01:49:03,536
But I also didn't, you know?

1795
01:49:06,573 --> 01:49:08,074
Because I'm afraid

1796
01:49:08,107 --> 01:49:09,476
that's what's going to happen
to me one day.

1797
01:49:09,509 --> 01:49:11,277
No, Angus, Angus.

1798
01:49:11,311 --> 01:49:12,779
Angus, listen.

1799
01:49:12,812 --> 01:49:15,315
You're not your father.

1800
01:49:16,416 --> 01:49:17,750
How do you know?

1801
01:49:17,784 --> 01:49:20,553
Because no one is
his own father.

1802
01:49:20,587 --> 01:49:22,222
I'm not my dad.

1803
01:49:22,255 --> 01:49:25,425
No matter how hard he tried
to beat that idea into me.

1804
01:49:31,264 --> 01:49:35,168
I find the world a bitter
and complicated place,

1805
01:49:35,201 --> 01:49:38,204
and it seems to feel
the same way about me.

1806
01:49:38,238 --> 01:49:41,040
I think you and I
have this in common.

1807
01:49:42,141 --> 01:49:44,777
But don't get me wrong,
you have your challenges.

1808
01:49:44,811 --> 01:49:46,646
You're erratic and belligerent

1809
01:49:46,679 --> 01:49:48,548
and a gigantic
pain in the balls,

1810
01:49:48,581 --> 01:49:50,517
but you're not your father.

1811
01:49:50,550 --> 01:49:53,286
You're your own man.

1812
01:49:55,288 --> 01:49:57,524
Man, no. You're just a kid.

1813
01:49:57,557 --> 01:49:59,392
You're just beginning.

1814
01:49:59,425 --> 01:50:01,461
And you're smart.

1815
01:50:02,428 --> 01:50:05,498
You've got time
to turn things around.

1816
01:50:07,233 --> 01:50:09,335
Yes, I know
the Greeks had the idea

1817
01:50:09,369 --> 01:50:11,538
that, uh, the steps you take
to avoid your fate

1818
01:50:11,571 --> 01:50:13,673
are the very steps
that lead you to it,

1819
01:50:13,706 --> 01:50:15,708
but that's just
a literary conceit.

1820
01:50:15,742 --> 01:50:17,710
In real life, your history

1821
01:50:17,744 --> 01:50:20,079
does not have to dictate
your destiny...

1822
01:50:20,113 --> 01:50:22,415
Oh. There's Mary.

1823
01:50:22,448 --> 01:50:24,551
Can you not tell Mary
or anybody? Uh...

1824
01:50:24,584 --> 01:50:27,554
Entre nous. This whole
goddamned trip is entre nous.

1825
01:50:27,587 --> 01:50:30,156
- Stand up.
- What?

1826
01:50:30,823 --> 01:50:32,759
Stand up for the lady, you boor.

1827
01:50:32,792 --> 01:50:35,194
You cretin.

1828
01:50:38,298 --> 01:50:39,866
- Mary.
- Well, hello.

1829
01:50:39,899 --> 01:50:41,868
Hi. Sorry I'm late.

1830
01:50:41,901 --> 01:50:43,703
Oh, we're just happy
to see you.

1831
01:50:45,538 --> 01:50:46,773
Madame, the menu.

1832
01:50:46,806 --> 01:50:48,575
Oh. Thank you.

1833
01:50:48,608 --> 01:50:50,843
Hello, ma'am. Would you like
a cocktail to start?

1834
01:50:50,877 --> 01:50:53,112
Oh, no,
I'll just take a cup of tea.

1835
01:50:53,146 --> 01:50:54,314
Oh, come on. Have a cocktail.

1836
01:50:54,347 --> 01:50:56,115
No, no, no.
A cup of tea is fine.

1837
01:50:56,149 --> 01:50:58,117
I've eaten already.

1838
01:50:58,151 --> 01:51:00,820
And you gentlemen,
did you save room for dessert?

1839
01:51:00,853 --> 01:51:03,356
- Hmm.
- Hey, what's that?

1840
01:51:03,389 --> 01:51:05,258
That's our signature dessert.

1841
01:51:05,291 --> 01:51:06,759
- Cherries jubilee.
- Mmm.

1842
01:51:06,793 --> 01:51:08,428
That sounds great.

1843
01:51:08,461 --> 01:51:10,897
Bring the young vandal here
cherries jubilee.

1844
01:51:10,931 --> 01:51:12,865
I'm afraid I can't.

1845
01:51:12,899 --> 01:51:14,801
The dish contains brandy.

1846
01:51:14,834 --> 01:51:17,236
Same deal with
the bananas Foster.

1847
01:51:17,270 --> 01:51:19,272
- Yeah, but doesn't the alcohol
just burn off? - Mm.

1848
01:51:19,305 --> 01:51:21,207
It's still
against the rules, ma'am.

1849
01:51:21,240 --> 01:51:22,542
- Fine.
- Oh.

1850
01:51:22,575 --> 01:51:24,744
I'll order the cherries
jubilee. We can share it.

1851
01:51:24,777 --> 01:51:27,246
Mm. I can't allow that, either.

1852
01:51:27,280 --> 01:51:29,682
Can we say it's his birthday?

1853
01:51:29,716 --> 01:51:31,250
It's my birthday.

1854
01:51:31,284 --> 01:51:33,252
Well, happy birthday, young man.

1855
01:51:33,286 --> 01:51:34,887
Let's get you a slice of cake

1856
01:51:34,922 --> 01:51:36,756
or some other
age-appropriate dessert.

1857
01:51:36,789 --> 01:51:38,558
Christ on a crutch.

1858
01:51:38,591 --> 01:51:42,295
What kind of a fascist hash
foundry are you running here?

1859
01:51:44,664 --> 01:51:47,367
Uh, excuse me, ma'am. Do you,
by chance, have cherries?

1860
01:51:48,668 --> 01:51:50,203
Yes.

1861
01:51:50,236 --> 01:51:52,639
Great.
And do you have ice cream?

1862
01:51:52,672 --> 01:51:54,574
- Yes.
- Fantastic.

1863
01:51:54,607 --> 01:51:58,244
Can we please get cherries
and ice cream to go?

1864
01:51:58,277 --> 01:51:59,779
And the check.

1865
01:51:59,812 --> 01:52:02,215
Right away.

1866
01:52:02,849 --> 01:52:05,218
- Bitch.
- Mm.

1867
01:52:09,957 --> 01:52:12,659
And a little James Beam.

1868
01:52:12,692 --> 01:52:15,161
All right. Go ahead.

1869
01:52:16,930 --> 01:52:19,599
Ooh.

1870
01:52:19,632 --> 01:52:20,968
Presto. Cherries jubilee.

1871
01:52:22,835 --> 01:52:24,404
Ooh.

1872
01:52:24,437 --> 01:52:26,673
- Shouldn't it just go out?
- Okay.

1873
01:52:26,706 --> 01:52:28,942
Oh, shit. Shit.

1874
01:52:28,976 --> 01:52:31,310
- How much alcohol
did you put on there? - Oh!

1875
01:52:31,344 --> 01:52:32,879
It's hot. It's very hot.

1876
01:52:32,912 --> 01:52:34,580
Oh!

1877
01:53:02,475 --> 01:53:04,343
But now just listen to them.

1878
01:53:04,377 --> 01:53:05,645
They see the ball and...

1879
01:53:05,678 --> 01:53:07,714
Man, I sure do wish
we had some noisemakers.

1880
01:53:07,747 --> 01:53:09,215
Mm-hmm.

1881
01:53:10,017 --> 01:53:12,452
I've got a noisemaker.

1882
01:53:12,485 --> 01:53:14,287
Where the hell did you get that?

1883
01:53:14,320 --> 01:53:15,989
I don't know. Found it.

1884
01:53:16,023 --> 01:53:18,458
Well, you're not
deploying that in here.

1885
01:53:18,491 --> 01:53:20,359
You know, you weren't
this uptight in Boston.

1886
01:53:20,393 --> 01:53:21,694
Oh.

1887
01:53:21,728 --> 01:53:23,463
Danny, where do you stand
on indoor fireworks?

1888
01:53:23,496 --> 01:53:24,998
About as far away as I can.

1889
01:53:25,032 --> 01:53:26,499
- That's very wise.
- Ten, nine...

1890
01:53:26,532 --> 01:53:27,867
Oh, we're gonna miss it.
Come on.

1891
01:53:27,900 --> 01:53:29,002
- Up on your feet.
- ... eight, seven...

1892
01:53:29,036 --> 01:53:30,603
Up on your feet.
Up on your feet.

1893
01:53:30,636 --> 01:53:33,339
- ... six, five, four...
- Five, four...

1894
01:53:33,372 --> 01:53:36,309
Three, two, one.

1895
01:53:36,342 --> 01:53:39,612
- Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year!

1896
01:53:39,645 --> 01:53:41,014
Yes.

1897
01:53:49,889 --> 01:53:51,524
Congratulations, Mr. Tully.

1898
01:53:51,557 --> 01:53:53,359
- Congratulations, Danny.
- Thank you.

1899
01:53:53,392 --> 01:53:54,761
Mary, congratulations.

1900
01:53:54,794 --> 01:53:56,896
Now, as I say, we're not
deploying this in here.

1901
01:53:56,930 --> 01:53:59,632
No. We're going to light
this sucker off in the kitchen.

1902
01:53:59,665 --> 01:54:00,867
- What?
- What?

1903
01:54:00,900 --> 01:54:02,301
All right. Come.

1904
01:54:02,335 --> 01:54:03,503
- Come, come, come.
- Come on, man.

1905
01:54:03,536 --> 01:54:05,005
- For real?
- This is coming with me.

1906
01:55:08,001 --> 01:55:10,070
There's too much paprika.

1907
01:55:10,103 --> 01:55:11,904
Why'd you put in
all that paprika?

1908
01:55:11,939 --> 01:55:13,506
Follow the recipe.

1909
01:55:13,539 --> 01:55:15,842
Now you have to add in
another cup of water.

1910
01:55:15,875 --> 01:55:17,777
What's wrong with you?

1911
01:55:19,745 --> 01:55:21,114
Come on, ladies!

1912
01:55:24,884 --> 01:55:26,519
Hey, Kountze.

1913
01:55:26,552 --> 01:55:28,721
Does... does it hurt?

1914
01:55:28,754 --> 01:55:29,789
Fuck yeah, it hurts.

1915
01:55:29,822 --> 01:55:32,725
Glare off the slopes, man,
burned me to a crisp.

1916
01:55:34,061 --> 01:55:35,862
You think that's funny, Tully?

1917
01:55:36,863 --> 01:55:37,998
No, man.

1918
01:55:38,031 --> 01:55:40,033
Just glad you had
a good vacation.

1919
01:55:40,067 --> 01:55:44,770
Welcome back,
you snarling Visigoths.

1920
01:55:44,804 --> 01:55:48,574
I trust you all enjoyed
a refreshing holiday.

1921
01:55:48,608 --> 01:55:51,144
Oh, hello, Mr. Kountze.

1922
01:55:51,178 --> 01:55:53,412
Or should I say Icarus?

1923
01:55:53,446 --> 01:55:55,615
Fly a little too close
to the sun, did we?

1924
01:55:55,648 --> 01:55:57,017
Huh?

1925
01:55:57,050 --> 01:55:58,151
Yeah.

1926
01:55:58,185 --> 01:55:59,652
Uh, all right.

1927
01:55:59,685 --> 01:56:01,621
Now, along with
your skiing and swimming,

1928
01:56:01,654 --> 01:56:03,723
I hope you found time
to enlighten yourselves

1929
01:56:03,756 --> 01:56:06,826
about the Peloponnesian War
and its implications for today.

1930
01:56:06,859 --> 01:56:09,462
Just to check, we're going
to start with a short pop quiz

1931
01:56:09,495 --> 01:56:10,897
on the reading...

1932
01:56:10,931 --> 01:56:12,832
before we retake the final
from last semester.

1933
01:56:12,865 --> 01:56:15,434
Omnia ex scrineis
praeter stilum.

1934
01:56:51,071 --> 01:56:52,838
Excuse me, Mr. Hunham?

1935
01:56:54,041 --> 01:56:55,875
Oh, Miss Crane.

1936
01:56:55,908 --> 01:56:58,946
Lydia. Uh, come in.
Happy New Year.

1937
01:56:58,979 --> 01:57:01,081
Oh, same to you. Happy New Year.

1938
01:57:01,114 --> 01:57:02,682
Forgive me. I'm a clod.

1939
01:57:02,715 --> 01:57:04,517
I never called to thank you
for inviting

1940
01:57:04,550 --> 01:57:06,086
the boy and me to your party.

1941
01:57:06,119 --> 01:57:07,120
And Mary.

1942
01:57:07,154 --> 01:57:08,255
It meant a lot.

1943
01:57:08,288 --> 01:57:09,855
Oh, you're so welcome.

1944
01:57:09,889 --> 01:57:11,224
It was fun.

1945
01:57:11,258 --> 01:57:14,227
Um, Dr. Woodrup is asking
to see you.

1946
01:57:14,261 --> 01:57:15,963
He says it's urgent.

1947
01:57:15,996 --> 01:57:17,863
Oh.

1948
01:57:47,294 --> 01:57:51,131
Mr. Hunham, meet
Judy and Stanley Clotfelter.

1949
01:57:51,164 --> 01:57:53,733
Angus Tully's mother and father.

1950
01:57:53,766 --> 01:57:55,601
- Stepfather.
- Hello.

1951
01:57:55,634 --> 01:57:57,037
Good morning.

1952
01:57:57,070 --> 01:57:59,139
They've brought something
very important to my attention.

1953
01:57:59,172 --> 01:58:00,740
We understand you took Angus

1954
01:58:00,773 --> 01:58:02,242
to Boston over the holidays.

1955
01:58:02,275 --> 01:58:03,944
I explained to Mr. Clotfelter

1956
01:58:03,977 --> 01:58:06,179
that you went on a field trip
for academic reasons.

1957
01:58:06,213 --> 01:58:07,546
That's right.

1958
01:58:07,580 --> 01:58:09,282
A field trip?

1959
01:58:09,316 --> 01:58:11,884
Yes. Uh, as per my instructions
in the manual,

1960
01:58:11,918 --> 01:58:14,754
it fell within the ambit
of my responsibility.

1961
01:58:14,787 --> 01:58:17,623
Well, if it was a school trip,
then how do you explain this?

1962
01:58:17,656 --> 01:58:19,159
The people at the sanitarium

1963
01:58:19,192 --> 01:58:21,627
confiscated it
from my ex-husband.

1964
01:58:21,660 --> 01:58:24,663
Apparently,
Angus had given it to him.

1965
01:58:33,173 --> 01:58:35,308
My mom and Stanley are here.

1966
01:58:35,342 --> 01:58:37,777
Lydia told me.

1967
01:58:37,810 --> 01:58:40,013
I think I'm going to get
kicked out.

1968
01:58:41,381 --> 01:58:43,849
That means military school.

1969
01:58:59,266 --> 01:59:02,135
Angus knows he's not
supposed to visit his father.

1970
01:59:02,169 --> 01:59:05,604
He suffers from
debilitating mental illness.

1971
01:59:05,638 --> 01:59:08,341
Paranoid schizophrenia,
early-onset dementia.

1972
01:59:08,375 --> 01:59:11,911
And Angus's visit created
an expectation.

1973
01:59:11,945 --> 01:59:15,681
Now Tom wants to come home,
which is...

1974
01:59:15,714 --> 01:59:18,085
clearly impossible.

1975
01:59:18,118 --> 01:59:20,220
They tried to tell him,
and he just...

1976
01:59:20,253 --> 01:59:22,822
He got violent. He tried
to brain one of the orderlies

1977
01:59:22,855 --> 01:59:24,690
with this goddamned thing.

1978
01:59:24,723 --> 01:59:27,060
You people know the boy has
a discipline problem.

1979
01:59:27,094 --> 01:59:30,097
Paul, the Clotfelters want
to withdraw Angus from Barton

1980
01:59:30,130 --> 01:59:33,699
and enroll him
at Fork Union Military Academy.

1981
01:59:33,732 --> 01:59:35,969
Set him straight
once and for all.

1982
01:59:36,002 --> 01:59:38,405
He could do a lot worse
than a career in the military.

1983
01:59:38,438 --> 01:59:40,107
Stanley.

1984
01:59:40,140 --> 01:59:43,310
Look, Angus has defied me
lots of times

1985
01:59:43,343 --> 01:59:45,678
about a lot of things,
including this.

1986
01:59:45,711 --> 01:59:47,913
So, however he manipulated
your sympathies

1987
01:59:47,948 --> 01:59:52,085
or slipped the leash,
just tell us.

1988
02:00:06,199 --> 02:00:08,634
It was my idea.

1989
02:00:12,239 --> 02:00:16,742
No, uh, uh, he didn't, uh,
trick me or slip the leash.

1990
02:00:16,775 --> 02:00:19,879
No, I took him
to see his father.

1991
02:00:19,912 --> 02:00:23,749
In fact, I convinced him
to do so.

1992
02:00:26,386 --> 02:00:28,754
This is a family matter,

1993
02:00:28,787 --> 02:00:30,756
and you had no right
to interfere.

1994
02:00:30,789 --> 02:00:32,292
- I don't give a shit.
- What?

1995
02:00:32,325 --> 02:00:34,827
- Hunham.
- I said I don't give a shit.

1996
02:00:34,860 --> 02:00:37,164
You two were unreachable.

1997
02:00:37,197 --> 02:00:39,032
He was all alone at Christmas.

1998
02:00:39,065 --> 02:00:42,902
I thought the kid
should see his father.

1999
02:00:44,837 --> 02:00:47,740
Do you understand
what you've done?

2000
02:00:47,773 --> 02:00:49,342
I have to move Tom now.

2001
02:00:49,376 --> 02:00:52,312
It was hard even finding
a facility that would take him,

2002
02:00:52,345 --> 02:00:56,216
and now I have to move him.

2003
02:00:56,249 --> 02:00:59,019
And that is deeply unfortunate,

2004
02:00:59,052 --> 02:01:03,789
but why compound the misery
by ruining the boy?

2005
02:01:04,958 --> 02:01:07,194
I have just spent
two solid weeks with him.

2006
02:01:07,227 --> 02:01:11,464
He is a pain in the ass, sure,
but he's also very smart.

2007
02:01:11,498 --> 02:01:14,501
Brilliant, I don't know,
but very smart.

2008
02:01:14,534 --> 02:01:17,237
You must know that.

2009
02:01:17,270 --> 02:01:20,140
He's got enormous potential.

2010
02:01:20,173 --> 02:01:24,743
It would be devastating
if you pulled him out now.

2011
02:01:37,823 --> 02:01:41,127
You did this to yourself,
Hunham, not me.

2012
02:01:41,161 --> 02:01:43,997
- I want you to remember that.
- Mm.

2013
02:01:45,565 --> 02:01:48,935
Hardy, I have known you
since you were a boy,

2014
02:01:48,969 --> 02:01:51,104
so I think I have
the requisite experience

2015
02:01:51,137 --> 02:01:55,542
and insight to aver that
you are and always have been

2016
02:01:55,575 --> 02:01:59,145
penis cancer in human form.

2017
02:02:24,903 --> 02:02:27,840
It's this one.

2018
02:02:27,873 --> 02:02:30,243
This is the one
you should look at.

2019
02:02:40,520 --> 02:02:43,189
Angus, step inside, please.

2020
02:03:15,322 --> 02:03:16,589
- Oh.
- Hello.

2021
02:03:16,623 --> 02:03:18,291
Hello.

2022
02:03:18,325 --> 02:03:20,327
I missed you at breakfast.

2023
02:03:20,360 --> 02:03:22,929
I was, uh... I was busy.

2024
02:03:26,032 --> 02:03:28,535
So did you decide
where you're going to go?

2025
02:03:28,568 --> 02:03:30,203
Yes and no.

2026
02:03:30,236 --> 02:03:32,639
Um, first, I'm going
to stash my stuff

2027
02:03:32,672 --> 02:03:36,343
at a friend's in Syracuse,
and then...

2028
02:03:36,376 --> 02:03:37,910
I don't know.

2029
02:03:37,944 --> 02:03:40,213
Maybe I'll start in Carthage.

2030
02:03:40,246 --> 02:03:43,216
I was hoping you were
going to say that.

2031
02:03:43,249 --> 02:03:45,151
Mm.

2032
02:03:55,695 --> 02:03:57,863
For your monograph.

2033
02:03:59,499 --> 02:04:01,034
I don't know, Mary.

2034
02:04:01,067 --> 02:04:03,536
There's a lot
of empty pages in here.

2035
02:04:03,570 --> 02:04:05,171
Yeah, well,
that's your problem, man.

2036
02:04:05,205 --> 02:04:06,639
All you got to do

2037
02:04:06,673 --> 02:04:08,608
is write one word after another.

2038
02:04:08,641 --> 02:04:10,377
Can't be that hard, can it?

2039
02:04:10,410 --> 02:04:11,578
Oh...

2040
02:04:16,383 --> 02:04:18,251
What about you?

2041
02:04:18,284 --> 02:04:20,186
What about me what?

2042
02:04:20,220 --> 02:04:23,223
Oh, no, I'm not going anywhere.
Mm-mm.

2043
02:04:23,256 --> 02:04:25,525
I'm not like you.
I like having a job.

2044
02:04:27,026 --> 02:04:28,995
Plus, I'm saving up for college.

2045
02:04:29,028 --> 02:04:31,131
My sister's baby.

2046
02:04:31,965 --> 02:04:34,067
Ah.

2047
02:04:35,168 --> 02:04:36,936
What is the word from Penny?

2048
02:04:36,970 --> 02:04:39,139
- Peggy.
- Peggy.

2049
02:04:40,440 --> 02:04:43,676
Only that if it's a boy...

2050
02:04:43,710 --> 02:04:46,413
his middle name
is going to be Curtis.

2051
02:05:07,100 --> 02:05:09,469
I heard he got booted
for eating feces.

2052
02:05:09,502 --> 02:05:11,037
What?

2053
02:05:11,070 --> 02:05:13,006
Apparently he got caught
in the locker room.

2054
02:05:13,039 --> 02:05:15,475
Hand in the commode,
burgling turds.

2055
02:05:16,609 --> 02:05:18,511
That's not what I heard.

2056
02:05:18,545 --> 02:05:20,513
What did you hear?

2057
02:05:20,547 --> 02:05:22,182
Doesn't matter.

2058
02:05:22,215 --> 02:05:24,050
Either way, he's history.

2059
02:05:24,083 --> 02:05:27,353
Fucker taught history,
now is history.

2060
02:05:27,387 --> 02:05:29,255
Right, Tully?

2061
02:05:38,231 --> 02:05:39,299
Hi.

2062
02:05:39,332 --> 02:05:41,334
Oh, hi.

2063
02:05:43,603 --> 02:05:45,371
Look, uh...

2064
02:05:45,405 --> 02:05:48,408
I don't know what you said
to my mom and Stanley,

2065
02:05:48,441 --> 02:05:50,743
Woodrup, but...

2066
02:05:50,777 --> 02:05:53,480
all I know is
I'm not getting kicked out

2067
02:05:53,513 --> 02:05:55,682
and, uh, you got fired.

2068
02:05:55,715 --> 02:05:59,452
Well, I just told the truth.

2069
02:05:59,486 --> 02:06:01,588
Mostly.

2070
02:06:01,621 --> 02:06:03,156
Barton man.

2071
02:06:03,756 --> 02:06:06,159
Barton man.

2072
02:06:11,698 --> 02:06:14,033
Fifth period.

2073
02:06:22,108 --> 02:06:24,777
You know, it's, uh...
it's only PE.

2074
02:06:24,811 --> 02:06:26,379
Maybe I could skip.

2075
02:06:26,412 --> 02:06:28,248
We could head over
to The Winning Ticket.

2076
02:06:28,281 --> 02:06:30,083
Grab a burger and a beer.

2077
02:06:30,116 --> 02:06:33,152
Ah. Miller High Life, no doubt.

2078
02:06:33,186 --> 02:06:35,355
You never give up, do you?

2079
02:06:35,388 --> 02:06:37,156
Well, they already fired you,
so I figured

2080
02:06:37,190 --> 02:06:38,725
it was worth a shot.

2081
02:06:38,758 --> 02:06:42,595
Your logic is flawless,
but, uh, no.

2082
02:06:50,703 --> 02:06:53,439
Keep your head up, all right?

2083
02:06:58,111 --> 02:07:00,446
You can do this.

2084
02:07:01,581 --> 02:07:04,250
Yeah, I was gonna tell you
the same thing.

2085
02:07:18,865 --> 02:07:20,500
See ya.

2086
02:07:31,444 --> 02:07:33,212
See ya.