1 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:13,886 - OK. - OK. Here we go. 2 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:16,261 OK. 3 00:00:18,136 --> 00:00:20,220 Hold on. 4 00:00:21,428 --> 00:00:22,678 One more time. 5 00:00:25,178 --> 00:00:26,720 Wait! Slower, slower, slower… 6 00:00:26,803 --> 00:00:28,553 One more time. 7 00:00:32,386 --> 00:00:34,053 - Uh-huh! - And then just one time. 8 00:00:37,386 --> 00:00:38,553 Uh-huh. 9 00:00:38,636 --> 00:00:40,011 And now the hard part! 10 00:00:41,886 --> 00:00:43,803 No! 11 00:00:43,886 --> 00:00:47,553 One, two, three, four, bam-bam… 12 00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:53,511 - You got it? - Yes. 13 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,261 And now's the best part. 14 00:00:56,261 --> 00:00:57,970 Yeah. 15 00:00:58,053 --> 00:00:59,761 - OK, OK, OK… Ready? - One more time, together. 16 00:00:59,845 --> 00:01:02,178 - Wait… Are you ready? - Two hands, 17 00:01:02,261 --> 00:01:04,136 - and then… - Yep. 18 00:01:08,053 --> 00:01:10,511 Yeah, perfect. Perfect. You can do it. 19 00:01:10,595 --> 00:01:11,845 You're so flexible. 20 00:01:11,928 --> 00:01:14,511 OK. OK. One more time. 21 00:01:16,470 --> 00:01:18,011 Uh… 22 00:01:18,095 --> 00:01:19,386 Yeah! 23 00:01:21,470 --> 00:01:23,595 - Yeah! - Yeah… 24 00:01:31,970 --> 00:01:36,428 I missed a bit. 25 00:01:36,511 --> 00:01:37,845 One more, one more. 26 00:01:40,845 --> 00:01:42,345 - Ugh. - Whoops! 27 00:01:47,303 --> 00:01:50,678 One more time. 28 00:01:57,470 --> 00:02:00,178 It's perfect! 29 00:02:26,511 --> 00:02:28,220 That was great. 30 00:02:28,303 --> 00:02:29,928 Great work. 31 00:02:30,011 --> 00:02:31,386 Sounding… 32 00:02:31,470 --> 00:02:34,595 Yeah, sounding really good. 33 00:02:34,678 --> 00:02:36,095 Um… 34 00:02:36,178 --> 00:02:39,636 Maybe, uh… play it a couple more times, 35 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:42,678 just for practice, but… good job. 36 00:02:43,761 --> 00:02:45,428 Oh… 37 00:02:49,261 --> 00:02:51,428 Stupid fucking thing! 38 00:02:53,095 --> 00:02:55,053 OK. 39 00:03:02,595 --> 00:03:04,595 No. 40 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,511 Come on… Oh! 41 00:03:10,345 --> 00:03:11,720 Fuck me. 42 00:05:30,511 --> 00:05:32,345 Shoes off, please. 43 00:05:34,428 --> 00:05:36,220 Oh… 44 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:38,678 Will you please remind me why you got me this bike? 45 00:05:38,761 --> 00:05:40,928 - What? - This bike. Why? 46 00:05:41,011 --> 00:05:44,220 Core strength. Spine health. Remember what the doctor said. 47 00:05:44,303 --> 00:05:46,386 You were supposed to fold it. 48 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:49,303 The whole point of a folding bike - it folds. 49 00:05:49,386 --> 00:05:51,470 This thing is fucking impossible to fold. 50 00:05:51,553 --> 00:05:53,345 Do you know how hard this is to fold? 51 00:05:53,428 --> 00:05:55,303 It's supposed to be more convenient than a normal bike. 52 00:05:55,386 --> 00:05:57,386 It's way less convenient than a normal bike. 53 00:05:57,470 --> 00:05:59,595 Also, the wheels, they're so little. 54 00:05:59,678 --> 00:06:01,595 It's like I gotta pedal four times 55 00:06:01,678 --> 00:06:04,886 to get one normal wheel rotation out of it. 56 00:06:04,970 --> 00:06:06,845 You have to practice, maybe. 57 00:06:10,178 --> 00:06:11,678 Where's Maggie? Yo, Maggie! 58 00:06:11,761 --> 00:06:13,345 No, she's not here. 59 00:06:13,428 --> 00:06:16,136 - Where is she? - She's, uh… at a sleepover. 60 00:06:16,220 --> 00:06:18,720 - Where? - At Sadie's. 61 00:06:18,803 --> 00:06:20,553 I didn't know she was having a sleepover with Sadie. 62 00:06:20,636 --> 00:06:22,011 Oh, it was sort of last minute. 63 00:06:22,095 --> 00:06:25,553 Oh, God. Sadie is so strange, isn't she? 64 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,636 I don't know if it's good that she's hanging around with Sadie. 65 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,011 I mean, she's fine. 66 00:06:29,095 --> 00:06:31,053 I called ahead. Sadie's mother is single. 67 00:06:31,136 --> 00:06:33,678 There are no men or weapons in the home. 68 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:36,053 You called Sadie's mother to ask if she was single? 69 00:06:36,136 --> 00:06:38,470 - Yeah, of course - "Of course"? 70 00:06:40,136 --> 00:06:41,845 Sadie's fucking crazy. 71 00:06:41,928 --> 00:06:43,678 Mm… 72 00:06:43,761 --> 00:06:46,678 Whoa… holy shit! 73 00:06:46,761 --> 00:06:48,428 My God, look at all this cheese! 74 00:06:48,511 --> 00:06:50,220 No! No, no… Leave it, leave it, leave it…! 75 00:06:50,303 --> 00:06:51,553 Not yet! Not yet. Not… Not yet. 76 00:06:51,636 --> 00:06:53,053 What is all this? What is that… 77 00:06:53,136 --> 00:06:55,553 - What is that smell? - I'm making a soufflé. 78 00:06:55,636 --> 00:06:57,095 You're making a soufflé, 79 00:06:57,178 --> 00:06:58,636 and there's 200 pounds of cheese? 80 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,886 Is there, like, an event? Are we expecting people? 81 00:07:00,970 --> 00:07:03,886 - Our neighbors. - Which neighbors? 82 00:07:03,970 --> 00:07:07,011 Our upstairs neighbors. I told you yesterday, remember? 83 00:07:07,095 --> 00:07:08,970 You have mentioned 84 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:11,678 that for some insane reason you want to invite them over. 85 00:07:11,761 --> 00:07:13,553 You for sure didn't tell me they were coming over tonight. 86 00:07:13,636 --> 00:07:14,886 Why didn't you ask me about this? 87 00:07:14,970 --> 00:07:16,386 I did. 88 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:17,761 Oh, did you, sweetie? When did that happen? 89 00:07:17,845 --> 00:07:19,386 I told you yesterday. 90 00:07:19,470 --> 00:07:21,011 Well, telling me and asking me 91 00:07:21,095 --> 00:07:22,886 are actually two very different things. 92 00:07:22,970 --> 00:07:24,928 And if I'm being honest, I… I don't even think you told me. 93 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:27,678 It's not like you listen to anything that I say anyway. 94 00:07:27,761 --> 00:07:29,845 Oh, fuck, did you forget the wine? 95 00:07:29,928 --> 00:07:31,470 - What wine? - I… I texted you. 96 00:07:31,553 --> 00:07:33,095 I texted you about wine. We don't have any wine. 97 00:07:33,178 --> 00:07:35,678 - What are you doing? Stop! - I'm eating a pickle. 98 00:07:35,761 --> 00:07:38,053 I couldn't have any cheese. I'm hungry. I'm eating a pickle. 99 00:07:38,136 --> 00:07:40,136 Now you're not gonna eat my soufflé. 100 00:07:40,220 --> 00:07:42,261 And we have no wine. This is a nightmare! 101 00:07:42,345 --> 00:07:45,011 - It's not a fucking nightmare. - What? 102 00:07:45,095 --> 00:07:46,428 Nothing. 103 00:07:46,511 --> 00:07:48,345 Can you please just clean up your office? 104 00:07:48,428 --> 00:07:50,303 It's… It's just such an eyesore. 105 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:52,261 Can you please call the neighbors 106 00:07:52,345 --> 00:07:54,386 and tell 'em to come another time? 107 00:07:55,386 --> 00:07:56,803 - No. - "No". 108 00:07:56,886 --> 00:07:59,553 It's too late. They're coming in ten minutes. 109 00:07:59,636 --> 00:08:01,345 They're coming in ten fucking mi… 110 00:08:01,428 --> 00:08:03,095 Why didn't you tell me any of this? 111 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:05,053 Because we've been talking about them coming for six months, OK? 112 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:07,053 And they've been so nice about all our noise 113 00:08:07,136 --> 00:08:09,386 - from the renovation. - "Our" noise? 114 00:08:09,470 --> 00:08:11,970 Did you just say they've been nice about our noise? 115 00:08:12,053 --> 00:08:13,428 That's nuts! 116 00:08:13,511 --> 00:08:15,220 You're making a soufflé for these people now? 117 00:08:15,303 --> 00:08:16,928 - What is happening here? - She said she wanted to see it. 118 00:08:17,011 --> 00:08:18,553 She just wants to see it now that it's done, 119 00:08:18,636 --> 00:08:20,803 and she's very nice. They're very, very… 120 00:08:20,886 --> 00:08:22,220 You know, they seem cool. 121 00:08:22,303 --> 00:08:26,095 And she just… She has, like, presence, and… 122 00:08:26,178 --> 00:08:29,136 She's so… She's so pretty. 123 00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:30,720 Yeah, she's fine. 124 00:08:30,803 --> 00:08:33,553 But he is a fucking weirdo, OK? 125 00:08:33,636 --> 00:08:35,178 Every time I'm in the elevator with him, 126 00:08:35,261 --> 00:08:36,970 it's, like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, nonstop. 127 00:08:37,053 --> 00:08:38,595 - You know what I mean? - That's just what people do. 128 00:08:38,678 --> 00:08:39,886 He's asking me questions, 129 00:08:39,970 --> 00:08:41,428 and he wants me to ask him questions. 130 00:08:41,511 --> 00:08:43,095 And the eye contact is off the charts. 131 00:08:43,178 --> 00:08:45,511 Yeah. That's called a conversation, Joe. 132 00:08:46,511 --> 00:08:47,595 What is this? 133 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,303 What? That's a rug. 134 00:08:50,386 --> 00:08:52,261 - It's new. - Yeah. 135 00:08:53,886 --> 00:08:55,761 Did you buy this rug because the neighbors are coming? 136 00:08:55,845 --> 00:08:57,261 - Oh, my God! - How much was this rug? 137 00:08:57,345 --> 00:08:58,970 - You are so predictable. - I'm predictable? 138 00:08:59,053 --> 00:09:01,136 You bought a whole rug to impress strangers. 139 00:09:01,220 --> 00:09:02,845 Isn't that a little bit more predictable? 140 00:09:02,928 --> 00:09:05,220 I could've seen that coming a mile away. 141 00:09:05,303 --> 00:09:07,845 Can we please do a reset? 142 00:09:07,928 --> 00:09:09,303 A what? 143 00:09:09,386 --> 00:09:11,053 Can you leave and come back in again? 144 00:09:11,136 --> 00:09:12,845 - Is this from a podcast? - Yes, it is. Does it matter? 145 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,761 You physically want me to leave the apartment and come back in? 146 00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:17,261 - Yes. Please do that for me. - No, it's fucking silly. 147 00:09:17,345 --> 00:09:18,928 Joe, I'm asking you to just do that for me. 148 00:09:19,011 --> 00:09:20,220 - Would that be OK? - Fine. 149 00:09:20,303 --> 00:09:22,303 - I will do that for you, OK? - Great. 150 00:09:22,386 --> 00:09:23,678 - Here we go. - Thank you. 151 00:09:23,761 --> 00:09:25,803 Yeah. Thank you. This will fix everything. 152 00:09:35,386 --> 00:09:37,553 - Hi, I'm home. - Hi. 153 00:09:38,303 --> 00:09:40,636 Oh, how's it going? 154 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,136 - Great. - Cool. 155 00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:46,595 Any, uh… Any plans for tonight? 156 00:09:46,678 --> 00:09:49,136 Yeah. Uh, our neighbors are coming over. 157 00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:50,845 Neighbors? Oh, man. I love them. 158 00:09:50,928 --> 00:09:52,886 Especially how chatty and inquisitive they are. 159 00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:55,470 It's so cool. They're super cool. 160 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:58,928 But maybe you could call 'em and ask them to come another night, 161 00:09:59,011 --> 00:10:02,386 'cause I'm just not feeling up for it tonight, you know? 162 00:10:04,053 --> 00:10:05,261 - No! - "No"? 163 00:10:05,345 --> 00:10:06,886 - No! - What the fuck? 164 00:10:06,970 --> 00:10:08,720 No. It would be rude. They're literally on their way. 165 00:10:08,803 --> 00:10:10,470 - What do you mean, "rude"? - That's crazy. 166 00:10:10,553 --> 00:10:12,470 - I thought we were gonna reset. - So did I. 167 00:10:12,553 --> 00:10:14,261 - You said the same shit. - So did you. 168 00:10:14,345 --> 00:10:16,011 Can we put curtains on this window? 169 00:10:16,095 --> 00:10:17,636 I don't like how they can see right into our apartment. 170 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,428 No, I like the light. 171 00:10:23,220 --> 00:10:25,095 I got this special ham, you know, 172 00:10:25,178 --> 00:10:27,345 'cause she's from Spain, so, it's… 173 00:10:27,428 --> 00:10:28,845 It's not actually ham, it's jamón. 174 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:30,553 I can't have any of this cheese? 175 00:10:30,636 --> 00:10:32,511 Please don't eat the cheese. I worked so hard on that. 176 00:10:32,595 --> 00:10:33,928 Can you just wait, and then they'll come, 177 00:10:34,011 --> 00:10:35,345 and you'll eat cheese, 178 00:10:35,428 --> 00:10:36,678 and then you can go upstairs and smoke weed. 179 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,345 I'd smoke weed in here if you let me. 180 00:10:38,428 --> 00:10:41,511 No, I won't, because it gets stuck in the walls. 181 00:10:43,178 --> 00:10:44,511 You know what? 182 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:46,970 I actually think it's really cool 183 00:10:47,053 --> 00:10:49,178 that they're coming over tonight. 184 00:10:49,261 --> 00:10:52,678 - Why? - Because… 185 00:10:52,761 --> 00:10:54,761 …I can finally talk to 'em about the noise. 186 00:10:54,845 --> 00:10:57,720 - No, Joe, we made a deal. - What deal? 187 00:10:57,803 --> 00:10:59,470 That we weren't gonna say anything. 188 00:10:59,553 --> 00:11:02,303 Yeah. Well, you know what? I changed my mind. 189 00:11:02,386 --> 00:11:04,678 God! It's none of our business 190 00:11:04,761 --> 00:11:07,053 what they do in the privacy of their own home. 191 00:11:07,136 --> 00:11:09,761 None of our business that every night we get waken up 192 00:11:09,845 --> 00:11:12,470 by floor-shaking animal fucking? 193 00:11:12,553 --> 00:11:13,970 How is that none of our business? 194 00:11:14,053 --> 00:11:15,678 How is that none of our fucking business? 195 00:11:15,761 --> 00:11:18,678 She is having just spectacular orgasms up there. 196 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,428 Are you aware of how difficult that is for a woman? 197 00:11:20,511 --> 00:11:21,970 Doesn't seem that hard for her! 198 00:11:22,053 --> 00:11:23,511 What, is she your role model now? 199 00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:24,970 Yeah, she's definitely my role model. 200 00:11:25,053 --> 00:11:26,470 She's your come role model? 201 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:27,970 - That's great. - Yeah. 202 00:11:28,053 --> 00:11:30,303 Can we please just paint this room already? 203 00:11:30,386 --> 00:11:32,136 Well, we haven't picked a color, Joe, so no. 204 00:11:32,220 --> 00:11:34,511 It's the same color. Pick a color. Who cares? 205 00:11:34,595 --> 00:11:36,261 It's not the same color. 206 00:11:36,345 --> 00:11:37,845 Remember I almost said something to 'em in the elevator that day? 207 00:11:37,928 --> 00:11:39,386 I was so close to saying something. 208 00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:41,386 Oh, I wish I'd said something that day. 209 00:11:41,470 --> 00:11:44,220 I do. I remember that we decided we were not gonna say anything. 210 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:46,386 Yeah, that's because I thought it couldn't get any worse. 211 00:11:46,470 --> 00:11:47,845 And you know what happened right after that 212 00:11:47,928 --> 00:11:49,595 is it got much, much, much, much worse. 213 00:11:49,678 --> 00:11:51,970 They were gonna crash through the ceiling the other day! 214 00:11:52,053 --> 00:11:54,386 Joe! We are not saying anything. 215 00:11:54,470 --> 00:11:56,303 Why not? They're cool, right? 216 00:11:56,386 --> 00:11:57,720 You keep saying how cool they are. 217 00:11:57,803 --> 00:11:59,428 So, maybe if I bring it up, 218 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:02,178 we can finally get to the bottom of whose orgasm is whose. 219 00:12:02,261 --> 00:12:04,053 Is he the whimperer and she's the growler, 220 00:12:04,136 --> 00:12:05,803 or is she the whimperer and he's the growler? 221 00:12:05,886 --> 00:12:08,428 Either way, I'll bring it up, we'll laugh about it, 222 00:12:08,511 --> 00:12:10,261 and I'll tell them to knock it the fuck off. 223 00:12:10,345 --> 00:12:12,678 It's like you want everyone to feel uncomfortable. 224 00:12:12,761 --> 00:12:14,511 I'm the one who's uncomfortable. 225 00:12:14,595 --> 00:12:16,345 If our neighbors were waking us up 226 00:12:16,428 --> 00:12:18,303 every night at four in the morning by blasting music 227 00:12:18,386 --> 00:12:19,720 and I said something about it to them, 228 00:12:19,803 --> 00:12:21,386 wouldn't that be completely reasonable? 229 00:12:21,470 --> 00:12:22,970 It's the exact same thing, 230 00:12:23,053 --> 00:12:24,595 but it's even more justified 'cause it's fucking! 231 00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:28,428 Just don't say anything. Just not tonight. Please! 232 00:12:33,845 --> 00:12:35,886 This shirt, is this also new? 233 00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:37,886 Yes. 234 00:12:37,970 --> 00:12:40,303 Well, it's nice. It looks… looks really good on you. 235 00:12:40,386 --> 00:12:42,886 Well, you could tell me that once in a while. 236 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,386 I just did tell you that. 237 00:12:45,470 --> 00:12:47,636 God, I can't believe you forgot the wine. 238 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,220 I didn't forget the wine. 239 00:12:49,303 --> 00:12:51,678 I'm on this collapsible bike like a fucking schmuck, 240 00:12:51,761 --> 00:12:53,761 and I can't answer text messages while I'm on it. 241 00:12:53,845 --> 00:12:55,595 Oh! Do we have anything nice to drink? 242 00:12:55,678 --> 00:12:57,345 No, there's nothing to drink. 243 00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:58,845 We should probably call them and tell them not to come over. 244 00:12:58,928 --> 00:13:00,261 Look, we have this, this thing. Is this weird? 245 00:13:00,345 --> 00:13:01,636 Yes, it's weird. What is this? New Year's? 246 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,345 We're popping champagne with these people? 247 00:13:03,428 --> 00:13:05,136 It's fine, look. We'll pre-pop it, 248 00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:07,303 so by the time they get here, it'll be, you know, fizzed out, 249 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,053 and it'll just be like a sparkling wine. 250 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,678 Can't you see this is obviously not a good time to have company? 251 00:13:11,761 --> 00:13:14,303 What the fuck do you mean? I just made this whole soufflé. 252 00:13:14,386 --> 00:13:16,095 - Did you see this thing? - Yes. 253 00:13:16,178 --> 00:13:18,053 Do you have any idea how hard I worked on this fucking thing? 254 00:13:18,136 --> 00:13:19,886 It's gonna be fucking beautiful if you'd just shut the fuck up! 255 00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:21,595 I'm gonna make this very simple. 256 00:13:21,678 --> 00:13:23,261 Either you tell 'em not to come, or I'm gonna bring up 257 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,303 the screaming, groaning fucking noises. 258 00:13:25,386 --> 00:13:26,886 What? 259 00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:29,136 - Was that an ultimatum? - Yeah. The choice is yours. 260 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:31,136 I'm sorry. 261 00:13:31,220 --> 00:13:32,720 You're gonna bring up the fucking? 262 00:13:32,803 --> 00:13:35,553 - Yeah. - Mm. Mm-hmm. 263 00:13:35,636 --> 00:13:38,553 Do you even understand how hard it is 264 00:13:38,636 --> 00:13:40,511 - for a woman to come that hard? - Yes, I do, 265 00:13:40,595 --> 00:13:42,845 'cause you've mentioned it 100 times in the last 3 minutes. 266 00:13:42,928 --> 00:13:44,428 'Cause I don't think you get it. 267 00:13:44,511 --> 00:13:47,595 I don't think you really understand how difficult it is. 268 00:13:47,678 --> 00:13:49,720 And if we say something, do you know what's gonna happen? 269 00:13:49,803 --> 00:13:51,720 Every time they fuck and she comes, 270 00:13:51,803 --> 00:13:54,136 they're gonna see our dumb faces. That's not fair. 271 00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:58,803 I could not care less about anything in the world 272 00:13:58,886 --> 00:14:00,720 than this woman's fucking orgasm. 273 00:14:00,803 --> 00:14:02,386 I just wanted to have a nice night. 274 00:14:02,470 --> 00:14:04,053 I just wanted to have a nice, normal fucking night, 275 00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:05,345 and you won't let me. 276 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,261 These people are disrespecting us. 277 00:14:07,345 --> 00:14:09,636 They know we can hear them, can you not see that? 278 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,511 What are you talking about? You sound like your father. 279 00:14:11,595 --> 00:14:13,095 - No. That is not what this is. - Yes, it is. 280 00:14:13,178 --> 00:14:14,470 They know we can hear them. 281 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:15,845 - They get off on it. - No! 282 00:14:15,928 --> 00:14:17,470 They're fucking with us. They're perverts. 283 00:14:17,553 --> 00:14:19,095 They're not thinking about us! 284 00:14:19,178 --> 00:14:21,428 Well, maybe that's the problem. Maybe they should be! 285 00:14:21,511 --> 00:14:23,678 Why? Oh… You know what? We're not fucking canceling. 286 00:14:23,761 --> 00:14:25,886 Do you know why? We don't have friends! 287 00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:27,303 You mean I'll be friends with them? 288 00:14:27,386 --> 00:14:28,886 - Are you kidding me? - Why not? Maybe. 289 00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:30,886 It's not my fault we don't have friends. 290 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:33,095 I would love to have friends. People like me. 291 00:14:33,178 --> 00:14:34,886 Why do you think we don't have friends? 292 00:14:34,970 --> 00:14:37,136 I'll tell you why: 'Cause we're fucking miserab…! 293 00:14:40,886 --> 00:14:42,303 Hi. 294 00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:44,803 Hi. Come in. 295 00:14:44,886 --> 00:14:46,220 Nice to see you, Angela. 296 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:49,428 Yes, I'm… We are so happy you're here. 297 00:14:51,595 --> 00:14:52,678 Hi. 298 00:14:53,303 --> 00:14:54,595 Ah, two. 299 00:14:54,678 --> 00:14:56,720 - Nice to meet you. - Angela. Me too. 300 00:14:56,803 --> 00:14:59,261 Yes. Joe, you… 301 00:14:59,345 --> 00:15:01,428 You remember Piña and Hawk? 302 00:15:04,845 --> 00:15:07,470 This… It's still a good time? 303 00:15:07,553 --> 00:15:09,636 Yes. Yeah. 304 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,303 Are you sure we're not interrupting? 305 00:15:11,386 --> 00:15:12,511 No, it's great. 306 00:15:12,595 --> 00:15:14,053 - If it's good for you… - Yeah. 307 00:15:14,136 --> 00:15:15,803 …it's great for us. Yeah, we love… Yeah. 308 00:15:15,886 --> 00:15:19,886 It just… It took you a while to come to the door, 309 00:15:19,970 --> 00:15:22,636 and it sounded like you were arguing. 310 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,428 - No filter. - No, I just wanna be honest. 311 00:15:24,511 --> 00:15:27,053 We were… We were at the door before we rang, 312 00:15:27,136 --> 00:15:29,136 and we could hear you were fighting. 313 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,928 Oh, we were talk… We were, um… 314 00:15:32,011 --> 00:15:33,636 - We were fighting. - We were fighting, yeah. 315 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,428 Bit of a contentious environment in here, 316 00:15:35,511 --> 00:15:37,553 so I understand if that's repellent to you. 317 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,095 No hard feelings, you know what I mean? 318 00:15:39,178 --> 00:15:41,053 Completely understand. You know? 319 00:15:41,136 --> 00:15:43,553 We love a contentious environment. 320 00:15:46,595 --> 00:15:48,220 - We love it. - OK. 321 00:15:48,303 --> 00:15:50,386 Well, really, really, it's fine. 322 00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:52,803 You hit the jackpot, then, my friend. 323 00:15:53,636 --> 00:15:55,261 You're in for a treat. 324 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,678 - OK? - Yeah, great. 325 00:15:56,761 --> 00:15:58,178 Do we have to take our shoes off? 326 00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:00,386 Oh God, no. No, no! No! No! 327 00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:02,303 - Yeah. OK. Great. - Hey… Hey, Joe. 328 00:16:02,386 --> 00:16:03,970 - May I look at this place? - Yeah, thank you. 329 00:16:04,053 --> 00:16:06,345 Joe! Be honest, do you want us to take 'em off? 330 00:16:08,178 --> 00:16:10,845 I don't give a fuck if you take your shoes off, personally. 331 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,803 God… 332 00:16:17,928 --> 00:16:20,095 - Hawk, is it? - Hawk, yeah. Yeah. 333 00:16:20,178 --> 00:16:22,095 - Like the bird? - Yep, like the bird. 334 00:16:22,886 --> 00:16:24,345 Cool. 335 00:16:24,428 --> 00:16:26,345 This guy. 336 00:16:27,511 --> 00:16:29,595 We've been dying to see your apartment. 337 00:16:29,678 --> 00:16:33,011 Oh! Oh, God. I'm so sorry. We wanted to invite you. 338 00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:34,511 It wasn't quite ready before. 339 00:16:34,595 --> 00:16:36,261 Still isn't quite ready if you ask me. 340 00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:38,178 Yeah, 'cause you mentioned it in the elevator, 341 00:16:38,261 --> 00:16:39,678 but then you never called. 342 00:16:39,761 --> 00:16:41,386 - Yes. - We, uh… 343 00:16:41,470 --> 00:16:43,470 What? No… I mean, we wondered if we did something wrong. 344 00:16:43,553 --> 00:16:44,720 - No, God, no. - Well… 345 00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:46,761 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. 346 00:16:46,845 --> 00:16:48,345 No, I'm sorry about that. No. 347 00:16:48,428 --> 00:16:50,803 What do you… What do you think? 348 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,595 - It's huge. - So much bigger now. 349 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,345 - It has such a nice flow. - You guys have money? 350 00:17:05,303 --> 00:17:06,845 Just saying… 351 00:17:06,928 --> 00:17:09,845 You really… You really got some beautiful pieces. 352 00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:11,636 - It's all Angela. - Well, I know what I like, 353 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,636 - but it's not all expensive. - Some of it is very expensive. 354 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,011 - Some of it. Most of it's not. - Some of it is, though. 355 00:17:16,095 --> 00:17:17,678 - Not everything. - But some of it. 356 00:17:17,761 --> 00:17:19,261 I guess what I meant to say is, 357 00:17:19,345 --> 00:17:21,553 you can tell that it's been done with a lot of care, 358 00:17:21,636 --> 00:17:23,595 and you have a really great eye. 359 00:17:24,761 --> 00:17:27,095 That's true. I… I can feel it. 360 00:17:27,178 --> 00:17:29,303 I feel you put so much love. 361 00:17:30,345 --> 00:17:32,761 I… I did that. Thank you, yeah. 362 00:17:32,845 --> 00:17:34,636 I… 363 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,428 I love it. I do love it. I really care. I do. 364 00:17:37,511 --> 00:17:40,095 - Thank you for saying that. - I can see it. 365 00:17:40,178 --> 00:17:41,761 I care. I do care a lot. I… 366 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,595 I'm so sorry. I'm getting emotional. 367 00:17:46,678 --> 00:17:49,595 I don't know why, but I thank you. 368 00:17:49,678 --> 00:17:51,261 Thank you for saying that. 369 00:17:51,345 --> 00:17:53,011 - Yeah, it has… - …great energy. 370 00:17:54,886 --> 00:17:57,845 - Oh! I… - Wow! Look at that! 371 00:17:57,928 --> 00:18:00,095 Energy is what I was going for. That's what I wanted. 372 00:18:00,178 --> 00:18:02,595 Energy's great. We talked a lot about how to capture energy, 373 00:18:02,678 --> 00:18:04,470 as though that was a real thing we could do. 374 00:18:04,553 --> 00:18:07,261 - Well, energy is everything. - Really? 375 00:18:07,345 --> 00:18:11,178 Kinetic, chemical, potential, nuclear, sexual. 376 00:18:11,261 --> 00:18:14,220 You cannot really create it or destroy it, 377 00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:17,136 but you can find ways to shape it. 378 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:19,886 - Mm. - Beautiful. 379 00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:21,511 You shaped it really beautifully here. 380 00:18:21,595 --> 00:18:23,470 - I love the shape. - Thank you. 381 00:18:24,678 --> 00:18:26,261 Too existential for you, Joe? 382 00:18:26,345 --> 00:18:28,428 No. Hey… Not existential enough for me. 383 00:18:28,511 --> 00:18:31,261 Let's get deep. What is life? 384 00:18:35,095 --> 00:18:38,053 Oh, that is my Spanish flan. 385 00:18:38,136 --> 00:18:41,511 No! Oh, my God! Flan. Oh, how elegant. 386 00:18:41,595 --> 00:18:43,095 Fair warning. 387 00:18:43,178 --> 00:18:45,595 Once you try Piña's flan, there's no going back. 388 00:18:45,678 --> 00:18:47,386 You'll be at our door late at night, 389 00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:49,011 like a junkie under the bridge, 390 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:52,678 saying, "We need a score", like, uh… heroin. 391 00:18:54,345 --> 00:18:56,386 Wow! 392 00:18:59,303 --> 00:19:00,428 You might wanna put it in the fridge. 393 00:19:00,511 --> 00:19:02,053 Yes. Yeah. Come… 394 00:19:02,136 --> 00:19:03,303 Yeah, you want it refrigerated. 395 00:19:03,386 --> 00:19:05,136 - Is it "flawn" or "flan"? - Flan. 396 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:06,428 - Flan? - Flan. 397 00:19:06,511 --> 00:19:08,303 - Thought it was "flawn". - Yes. 398 00:19:18,595 --> 00:19:20,928 - Remember to… - Yes! Right! 399 00:19:24,595 --> 00:19:26,511 I'm so sorry. I haven't… 400 00:19:26,595 --> 00:19:29,720 I literally haven't offered you anything to drink. I'm so… 401 00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:35,595 We have some beautiful sparkling… 402 00:19:35,678 --> 00:19:37,636 - Hmm! - …um, that… 403 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,136 Or maybe you'd prefer… 404 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,761 - Wine. - Wine's better. 405 00:19:40,845 --> 00:19:43,095 - Wine. Wine. - Yeah. 406 00:19:43,178 --> 00:19:45,386 Wine. Do we have wine? 407 00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:47,428 - We do have wine. - We do have wine? 408 00:19:47,511 --> 00:19:49,053 - Oh, we do. We have wine. - Oh, wine. 409 00:19:49,136 --> 00:19:51,553 We have… We have the anniversary wine. 410 00:19:51,636 --> 00:19:53,136 - Our anniversary wine? - Yes. 411 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,011 The wine my uncle gave us for our anniversary 412 00:19:55,095 --> 00:19:56,636 that we've been saving for a special occasion? 413 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,178 - Château Haut-Brion? - Yes. 414 00:19:58,261 --> 00:19:59,678 - 1980? - Yes. 415 00:19:59,761 --> 00:20:01,470 Get the wine! 416 00:20:01,553 --> 00:20:02,845 - We have. - We do have wine. 417 00:20:02,928 --> 00:20:04,970 We've been waiting for the perfect moment. 418 00:20:05,053 --> 00:20:07,136 - Are you sure this is it? - Yes! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yep. 419 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:10,053 Yeah. Totally. 420 00:20:10,136 --> 00:20:12,761 That's great. Finally! 421 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,761 - Yep. Mm-hmm. - There it is. 1982. 422 00:20:14,845 --> 00:20:16,261 - Yeah. - Château Haut-Brion. 423 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:17,761 Perfect. Great. 424 00:20:17,845 --> 00:20:18,970 You wanna save that for another time? 425 00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:20,636 Oh my God, no! What time? 426 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,511 - This is it! - No. Are you kidding me? Yeah. 427 00:20:22,595 --> 00:20:24,803 No time like the present, huh? 428 00:20:25,678 --> 00:20:27,761 Do you wanna open it? 429 00:20:27,845 --> 00:20:31,970 - Of course. Yeah. Um… yep. - That's not where it is. 430 00:20:32,053 --> 00:20:33,595 It's usually in there. It should be in there. 431 00:20:33,678 --> 00:20:36,011 - No, it's never been in there. - Definitely, I… 432 00:20:36,095 --> 00:20:37,928 - It should be in here. - No, it's never been in there. 433 00:20:38,011 --> 00:20:40,636 - Literally never been in there! - Never been in there? 434 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,720 It's not there. No, 'cause I never would've put it in there. 435 00:20:42,803 --> 00:20:44,470 - That's not where it goes. - Often is in there. 436 00:20:44,553 --> 00:20:46,345 It's literally never been there. 437 00:20:46,428 --> 00:20:48,470 - Do you want me to do it? - Got it! 438 00:20:50,053 --> 00:20:51,761 Sorry. We don't, um… 439 00:20:52,845 --> 00:20:55,470 …have people over very often. 440 00:20:55,553 --> 00:20:56,928 - Do you want me to do it? - I got it. 441 00:20:57,011 --> 00:20:58,178 OK. 442 00:21:04,345 --> 00:21:06,136 - Boom! My God… - Bravo! 443 00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:07,595 Wow! 444 00:21:07,678 --> 00:21:09,220 - Little bit of cork in there. - Yeah… 445 00:21:09,303 --> 00:21:10,511 I had confidence, Joe. 446 00:21:10,595 --> 00:21:12,095 Thank you. I knew I'd get there. 447 00:21:12,178 --> 00:21:13,845 Ah… 448 00:21:13,928 --> 00:21:17,595 - Mm… Yeah. - Thank you so much. 449 00:21:17,678 --> 00:21:19,095 - Yes. Great. - Sláinte. 450 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,470 - Salud. - Joe, thank your uncle. 451 00:21:21,553 --> 00:21:23,720 He's, uh… He's dead, so… 452 00:21:23,803 --> 00:21:27,136 Maybe next time. Pretty weird guy. 453 00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:29,136 - Oh, how is your daughter? - Maggie? 454 00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:30,470 She's so cool. 455 00:21:30,553 --> 00:21:32,053 She is cool. Yeah. She's great. 456 00:21:32,136 --> 00:21:34,011 - I love her style. - I know, right? 457 00:21:34,095 --> 00:21:35,553 - She's awesome. - Yeah, she's… 458 00:21:35,636 --> 00:21:38,345 She's amazing. I'm really gonna miss her. 459 00:21:38,428 --> 00:21:39,845 Where's she going? 460 00:21:41,386 --> 00:21:43,053 To college. 461 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:46,053 In six years? She's… She's twelve years old! 462 00:21:46,136 --> 00:21:49,053 Yeah, I know. But it's just… I'm gonna miss her, 463 00:21:49,136 --> 00:21:51,845 and I'm just gonna be alone. 464 00:21:51,928 --> 00:21:54,011 What about me? Where have I gone? 465 00:21:54,095 --> 00:21:55,720 I'm just saying it's gonna be… 466 00:21:55,803 --> 00:21:57,803 - It's gonna be different. - Do you know something I don't? 467 00:21:57,886 --> 00:22:00,553 No, I do not. I'm just saying, it… won't be the same. 468 00:22:00,636 --> 00:22:02,970 It's not gonna be the same. So… I'm sorry. 469 00:22:03,053 --> 00:22:05,678 I'm just, I feel like I'm becoming emotional again. 470 00:22:05,761 --> 00:22:07,470 Sorry for what? 471 00:22:07,553 --> 00:22:09,803 I mean, we would be crazy if we didn't cry. 472 00:22:09,886 --> 00:22:11,386 - Yeah. - You know, it's the best way 473 00:22:11,470 --> 00:22:14,220 to release stress hormones, cortisol. 474 00:22:14,303 --> 00:22:16,470 Oh, I have a lot of that, then. That's what I do. 475 00:22:16,553 --> 00:22:18,053 - She does. - It's just… 476 00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:19,845 There's nothing in the world better than being a mom, 477 00:22:19,928 --> 00:22:21,428 you know? 478 00:22:21,511 --> 00:22:24,220 For… For some. 479 00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:29,511 But not everyone, because that… that isn't your path. 480 00:22:29,595 --> 00:22:32,220 - You… You don't… - I mean, we talk about it. 481 00:22:32,303 --> 00:22:33,803 - We think about it. - Right. 482 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:36,095 - Hasn't been a priority. - Yeah. 483 00:22:36,178 --> 00:22:37,636 - No, no. Yeah, maybe. - Yeah. 484 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,261 - Maybe. - That's great. 485 00:22:39,345 --> 00:22:41,095 You should probably decide sooner than later. 486 00:22:42,303 --> 00:22:43,470 What? 487 00:22:45,303 --> 00:22:47,928 Whether or not you're gonna have children. 488 00:22:49,303 --> 00:22:50,511 Why? 489 00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:55,595 You know, just due to age. 490 00:22:58,136 --> 00:22:59,470 Whose age? 491 00:22:59,553 --> 00:23:01,178 You know? I mean… 492 00:23:01,261 --> 00:23:03,386 Picasso had a baby when he was ninety, so… 493 00:23:03,470 --> 00:23:06,970 It's more… It's probably more the science stuff. 494 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:08,761 Mm… Science. 495 00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:12,636 Traditionally, the woman is… I didn't want to talk about it. 496 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,595 Actually, I have something… 497 00:23:14,678 --> 00:23:16,345 You know, time, she marches. 498 00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:18,428 Don't know if you saw it before, but this is just something, 499 00:23:18,511 --> 00:23:21,886 a gesture to remind you of home. 500 00:23:21,970 --> 00:23:24,678 Uh, it's just a little, um… jamón. 501 00:23:24,761 --> 00:23:26,803 Oh, that is so sweet, and I love how you say it. 502 00:23:26,886 --> 00:23:28,553 - Can you say it again? - Jamón. 503 00:23:28,636 --> 00:23:30,886 Oh, my God. It's so sweet, I will eat you! 504 00:23:30,970 --> 00:23:33,553 - I cannot… I don't eat meat. - Hmm? 505 00:23:34,928 --> 00:23:35,928 - No? - He does. 506 00:23:36,011 --> 00:23:37,886 I do. Yeah. Full carnivore. 507 00:23:39,345 --> 00:23:41,595 Cheese? Do you… We have so much cheese! 508 00:23:41,678 --> 00:23:44,428 No. I mean… no. For me, no cheese. 509 00:23:44,511 --> 00:23:46,511 - You don't eat cheese? No… - She's a vegan. 510 00:23:46,595 --> 00:23:48,386 - Inflammation. - Right, yeah. 511 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:50,761 - Oh, the crackers. - I don't. Mm-mm. 512 00:23:50,845 --> 00:23:52,220 For me, also no. 513 00:23:52,303 --> 00:23:55,095 No gluten, no dairy, no meat, no sugar. 514 00:23:55,178 --> 00:23:56,761 We got almonds. You want almonds? 515 00:23:56,845 --> 00:23:58,136 Ah… 516 00:23:58,220 --> 00:24:01,095 - You love almonds. - I love almonds. 517 00:24:01,178 --> 00:24:03,886 Really failed on the meat, then, huh? 518 00:24:03,970 --> 00:24:06,261 Meat fail. Failed on the meat. It's OK. 519 00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:08,178 I will eat Piña's meat. 520 00:24:08,261 --> 00:24:10,886 All your beautiful meat will get eaten. I'm starving. 521 00:24:10,970 --> 00:24:12,470 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 522 00:24:12,553 --> 00:24:14,095 It's totally… Hey, it's great. 523 00:24:14,178 --> 00:24:15,553 - Thank you. - Yeah. 524 00:24:15,636 --> 00:24:17,095 Is there a bathroom I can use before I…? 525 00:24:17,178 --> 00:24:18,678 It's this… that. 526 00:24:18,761 --> 00:24:21,553 - Yeah. Thank you. It's lovely. - Great. I just… 527 00:24:21,636 --> 00:24:23,720 Piña, what do you want to eat? 528 00:24:23,803 --> 00:24:25,553 Whatever you want, I can get it. I can order it. 529 00:24:25,636 --> 00:24:26,886 I can get it here so fast. 530 00:24:26,970 --> 00:24:28,553 Five minutes. They come on a bike. 531 00:24:28,636 --> 00:24:30,261 Anything, any cuisine you like. 532 00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:31,845 - What do you like? - She's fine. 533 00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:33,886 - I don't want anything. - Yeah, she's good. 534 00:24:33,970 --> 00:24:35,303 But I don't understand 535 00:24:35,386 --> 00:24:38,511 how you put all of this together so quickly. 536 00:24:38,595 --> 00:24:40,470 I mean, we only planned this morning. 537 00:24:40,553 --> 00:24:43,303 - This is like magic. - This morning? Really? 538 00:24:43,386 --> 00:24:46,886 Was it? Or… I think yes… yesterday morning. 539 00:24:46,970 --> 00:24:48,345 - Just this morning? - This morning. 540 00:24:48,428 --> 00:24:50,011 - Not yesterday. - Last… Last morning. 541 00:24:50,095 --> 00:24:51,803 - This morning? - Last morning. 542 00:24:51,886 --> 00:24:54,428 That's not an expression. This morning. Happened today. 543 00:24:54,511 --> 00:24:56,636 Just because the days, they… You know how they… 544 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,220 They kind of blur into one. 545 00:24:58,303 --> 00:25:00,136 - This morning. - Yes. 546 00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:02,053 Are you cold? 547 00:25:02,136 --> 00:25:04,220 What are you doing? What's happening right now? 548 00:25:04,303 --> 00:25:06,845 - What you doing right now? - Am I OK? 549 00:25:06,928 --> 00:25:08,386 I don't know. Are you choking? 550 00:25:08,470 --> 00:25:11,511 I just feel a little… Am I OK? 551 00:25:11,595 --> 00:25:12,845 Are you choking right now? 552 00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:14,928 No, I… 553 00:25:15,011 --> 00:25:18,136 - I get a little… - This happens a lot? 554 00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:31,178 It could be the beginning of perimenopause. 555 00:25:31,261 --> 00:25:32,761 - What? - Perimenopause? 556 00:25:32,845 --> 00:25:35,095 And it can be such a challenging, horrible time… 557 00:25:35,178 --> 00:25:36,345 Holy shit. 558 00:25:36,428 --> 00:25:37,970 …and last more than ten years. 559 00:25:38,053 --> 00:25:39,886 - Oh, God. - Oh, my God. Great! 560 00:25:39,970 --> 00:25:41,303 Makes me so angry, 561 00:25:41,386 --> 00:25:43,678 how so many people still today 562 00:25:43,761 --> 00:25:46,470 talk about hot flashes as the only problem. 563 00:25:46,553 --> 00:25:48,553 - I know. - This is a serious, 564 00:25:48,636 --> 00:25:52,345 huge neuroendocrine change that affects everything - 565 00:25:52,428 --> 00:25:56,053 memory, cardiovascular health, metabolism - 566 00:25:56,136 --> 00:25:58,511 and we are expected just to deal with it. 567 00:25:58,595 --> 00:26:02,678 Just deal with depression, anxiety, brain fog, insomnia. 568 00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:05,095 Mood swings. Is that one of 'em? 569 00:26:05,178 --> 00:26:07,095 Yeah. Yeah. Resentment towards your spouse. 570 00:26:07,178 --> 00:26:09,928 Overspending on home goods and cheeses. 571 00:26:10,011 --> 00:26:12,136 Abundance of charcuterie. 572 00:26:13,636 --> 00:26:15,595 I knew you were gonna make a joke about it. 573 00:26:15,678 --> 00:26:17,595 I am. I'm making a joke. I thought… 574 00:26:17,678 --> 00:26:20,220 Let me explain it to you in a different way. 575 00:26:20,303 --> 00:26:21,970 OK. 576 00:26:23,428 --> 00:26:29,386 What if your testicles shriveled up and died, 577 00:26:29,470 --> 00:26:33,678 and your empty ball sack flopped around in the breeze 578 00:26:33,761 --> 00:26:37,970 for the next thirty years or so? 579 00:26:38,053 --> 00:26:40,136 How would you like that? 580 00:26:41,511 --> 00:26:43,095 I wouldn't like that. 581 00:26:43,178 --> 00:26:45,595 - No. You wouldn't. - No. 582 00:26:45,678 --> 00:26:48,761 - So, don't joke about it. - OK. Copy that. I won't. 583 00:26:48,845 --> 00:26:50,928 I get it. I'm sorry. 584 00:26:51,011 --> 00:26:53,053 Are you a doctor or something like that? 585 00:26:53,136 --> 00:26:55,845 - I'm a psychotherapist. - Ah. 586 00:26:55,928 --> 00:26:57,761 - And a sexologist. - Oh. 587 00:26:57,845 --> 00:27:00,470 - "Sexologist"? - And I also care about women. 588 00:27:00,553 --> 00:27:02,428 I, uh… care about women. 589 00:27:02,511 --> 00:27:06,720 Hey, they got, uh… like, a whole music studio here. 590 00:27:06,803 --> 00:27:09,386 That's gonna… That's gonna be bad. 591 00:27:09,470 --> 00:27:10,970 You the… You the piano player? 592 00:27:11,053 --> 00:27:14,386 - No one plays that anymore. - Really? It's so nice. 593 00:27:15,553 --> 00:27:17,136 No? 594 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:19,553 Joe was in a band. 595 00:27:19,636 --> 00:27:21,845 - Oh, really? In a band? - Yeah, in a band. 596 00:27:21,928 --> 00:27:23,470 - In a band? - Mm-hmm. 597 00:27:23,553 --> 00:27:25,261 Do we know you, and we just don't know we know you? 598 00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:26,886 - No. No, definitely not. - Sure? 599 00:27:26,970 --> 00:27:28,845 Yes, I'm positive. Yeah. 600 00:27:28,928 --> 00:27:30,261 They might. 601 00:27:30,345 --> 00:27:31,678 - Don't think so. - No? 602 00:27:31,761 --> 00:27:33,386 Remember The Onslaught? 603 00:27:33,470 --> 00:27:35,386 - Yeah, The Onslaught. - They had a song, uh… 604 00:27:35,470 --> 00:27:37,011 "One Girl". It was very big. 605 00:27:37,095 --> 00:27:38,970 - "One Girl", yeah. - It was really big in… 606 00:27:39,053 --> 00:27:40,761 Yeah, for one week. 607 00:27:40,845 --> 00:27:43,136 - In two thousand and… - 2008. 608 00:27:43,220 --> 00:27:45,261 - Yeah. - Were you the girl? 609 00:27:45,345 --> 00:27:46,886 I was, I was. 610 00:27:46,970 --> 00:27:49,220 - Still is. Technically. - Technically, still. 611 00:27:49,303 --> 00:27:52,303 Yes. I was the girl. 612 00:27:52,386 --> 00:27:53,595 What kind of music? 613 00:27:53,678 --> 00:27:56,386 Well, it's like pop, punk, indie… 614 00:27:56,470 --> 00:27:58,845 It's, like… It's not, uh… It's… It's a dead genre. 615 00:27:58,928 --> 00:28:01,970 - Can we listen to it? - No. 616 00:28:02,053 --> 00:28:03,886 But, I mean… You know, can we… 617 00:28:03,970 --> 00:28:06,386 - Can you find it on Spotify? - No. 618 00:28:06,470 --> 00:28:08,845 Do you ever play live? We could come see you. 619 00:28:08,928 --> 00:28:10,761 Yeah, you kind of missed that window 620 00:28:10,845 --> 00:28:13,178 by a few decades, unfortunately. 621 00:28:13,261 --> 00:28:15,595 Joe plays… He actually teaches music now. 622 00:28:15,678 --> 00:28:17,303 - Yeah. - Where? 623 00:28:17,386 --> 00:28:20,303 - East Bay. - Like, Berkeley? 624 00:28:20,386 --> 00:28:25,136 No. East Bay Music. It's a small conservatory. 625 00:28:25,220 --> 00:28:27,636 - It's an amazing school. - It's fine. It's a fine school. 626 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,428 You're a music professor? 627 00:28:29,511 --> 00:28:30,928 Associate. 628 00:28:31,011 --> 00:28:33,178 Wow. That's really cool. 629 00:28:33,261 --> 00:28:35,761 It's fine. 630 00:28:35,845 --> 00:28:38,178 I'm sorry. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 631 00:28:38,261 --> 00:28:40,053 I'm sorry. 632 00:28:40,136 --> 00:28:41,636 What is the… 633 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,636 - Oh, come on. - Ah, la alfombra. 634 00:28:46,511 --> 00:28:48,511 What is going on here? 635 00:28:48,595 --> 00:28:51,678 This rug. Where'd you get it? 636 00:28:51,761 --> 00:28:53,470 He is obsessed with carpets. 637 00:28:53,553 --> 00:28:55,011 Oh! So am I. 638 00:28:55,095 --> 00:28:57,970 - I love rugs. Joe not so much. - Not so much. 639 00:28:58,053 --> 00:29:00,636 More into credenza, sconces, things like that. 640 00:29:03,470 --> 00:29:05,345 Holy shit, I think it's a Heriz. 641 00:29:05,428 --> 00:29:06,803 No! 642 00:29:06,886 --> 00:29:08,553 - And it's… - Where did you get this? 643 00:29:08,636 --> 00:29:11,345 - I got it at a flea market. - A flea market? No, you didn't. 644 00:29:11,428 --> 00:29:12,511 - I did. - No, you didn't. 645 00:29:12,595 --> 00:29:14,095 I just liked the colors. 646 00:29:14,178 --> 00:29:17,053 You did? Well, you found a Van Gogh in a garage sale. 647 00:29:17,136 --> 00:29:18,678 - I did? - Wow, look at that! 648 00:29:18,761 --> 00:29:21,345 - But it's a rug, so… - No, it's not. 649 00:29:21,428 --> 00:29:23,470 - It's a Heriz. - It's a Heriz. 650 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:25,053 Rug. 651 00:29:27,345 --> 00:29:29,678 But you didn't pay a fortune for this? 652 00:29:29,761 --> 00:29:30,803 I did not. 653 00:29:30,886 --> 00:29:32,386 - You swear? - It's a rug. 654 00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:36,845 Wow. You have a gift. I mean… And that's, like… wow! 655 00:29:36,928 --> 00:29:39,428 I wanna take off my clothes and just lie naked on it. 656 00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:40,845 - Do it. - Can you imagine 657 00:29:40,928 --> 00:29:42,970 the things this carpet has seen? 658 00:29:43,053 --> 00:29:45,511 - So many stories. - It's really, like… 659 00:29:45,595 --> 00:29:46,845 really cut it. 660 00:29:46,928 --> 00:29:49,470 An incredible, incredible vibe. 661 00:29:49,553 --> 00:29:52,053 - Good energy. - Wow! 662 00:29:52,136 --> 00:29:53,886 Really good energy. Yeah. 663 00:29:53,970 --> 00:29:56,178 He did our entire apartment. 664 00:29:56,261 --> 00:29:58,386 It's so beautiful. You have to come over. 665 00:29:58,470 --> 00:30:00,220 And we really mean it, unlike you, Joe. 666 00:30:00,303 --> 00:30:01,761 Ha, ha, ha. Very funny. 667 00:30:01,845 --> 00:30:03,636 Are you an interior designer or something? 668 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,470 What? Oh, thank you. No. 669 00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:06,803 No. He is a fireman. 670 00:30:06,886 --> 00:30:08,678 Firefighter, we say. Firefighter. 671 00:30:08,761 --> 00:30:10,053 You're a firefighter? 672 00:30:10,136 --> 00:30:12,220 You're not a… You weren't a firefighter. 673 00:30:12,303 --> 00:30:13,928 Yeah, he was a fire captain. 674 00:30:14,011 --> 00:30:15,970 - You were a fire captain? - Captain Hawk? 675 00:30:16,053 --> 00:30:18,136 - Captain Hawk. No, you weren't. - Oh, my God. 676 00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:20,428 You're not Captain Hawk. That's bullshit. 677 00:30:20,511 --> 00:30:22,095 - Why? - "Why"? 678 00:30:22,178 --> 00:30:23,595 You don't seem like a firefighter. 679 00:30:23,678 --> 00:30:25,303 What does a firefighter seem like? 680 00:30:25,386 --> 00:30:26,970 They're brawnier. They're brawnier. 681 00:30:27,053 --> 00:30:28,678 - They have moustaches. - What do you mean? 682 00:30:28,761 --> 00:30:31,178 - They're brawnier - ¿Qué es eso de "brawny"? 683 00:30:31,261 --> 00:30:33,303 - Fuerte. Fuerte. - More fuerte. More fuerte. 684 00:30:33,386 --> 00:30:34,886 He's very fuerte. 685 00:30:34,970 --> 00:30:37,095 He's pretty fuerte, although he could be more fuerte. 686 00:30:37,178 --> 00:30:38,928 I don't know if he's fireman fuerte. 687 00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:40,220 I was more fuerte in the beginning, 688 00:30:40,303 --> 00:30:42,345 but I was, you know… 689 00:30:42,428 --> 00:30:45,720 I got to my pension. I just decided I'd had enough 690 00:30:45,803 --> 00:30:50,386 and kind of gave up my hose for the command job, and then… 691 00:30:50,470 --> 00:30:52,095 - Thank God. - …I retired 692 00:30:52,178 --> 00:30:54,803 and just started pursuing my other interests 693 00:30:54,886 --> 00:30:57,803 - and new adventures. - Now he's studying roofing. 694 00:30:57,886 --> 00:30:59,928 - Roofing. Beautiful. - The adventure of roofing. 695 00:31:00,011 --> 00:31:03,261 - No, sorry. Rolfing. Rolfing. - That's what I said. 696 00:31:03,345 --> 00:31:04,970 - Rolfing. - Rolfing. 697 00:31:05,053 --> 00:31:06,345 - Say it again. - No. 698 00:31:06,428 --> 00:31:08,261 Say it again. 699 00:31:11,261 --> 00:31:13,928 You're a masseuse now. That's cool. 700 00:31:14,011 --> 00:31:15,303 You gonna work in the Four Seasons? 701 00:31:15,386 --> 00:31:17,553 No, no. Rolfing's a… 702 00:31:17,636 --> 00:31:20,053 It's a much deeper modality. 703 00:31:20,136 --> 00:31:24,345 It… It… It's challenging for both parties, really. 704 00:31:24,428 --> 00:31:26,636 But, um… yeah, to be healing. 705 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,720 I'm almost certified. You wanna jump on my table, Joe? 706 00:31:29,803 --> 00:31:32,220 Never in a million years. 707 00:31:34,428 --> 00:31:36,928 Yeah… I really love you, Joe. 708 00:31:38,095 --> 00:31:39,511 What do you love about me, Hawk? 709 00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:44,261 I like how honest you are about what you're feeling. 710 00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:48,136 Well, in the pursuit of honesty… 711 00:31:48,220 --> 00:31:49,761 Who wants a house tour? 712 00:31:49,845 --> 00:31:51,636 Would you like to see more? There's so much more. 713 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,095 - I do. - Great. 714 00:31:53,178 --> 00:31:54,720 - Yeah. I definitely do. - Yeah. 715 00:31:54,803 --> 00:31:57,428 I'm actually gonna smoke a joint. I've seen the place. 716 00:31:57,511 --> 00:31:59,761 What? Now? Joe! No! 717 00:31:59,845 --> 00:32:02,136 Can I come with you? 718 00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:04,386 - Really? - Yeah. Can I? 719 00:32:04,470 --> 00:32:08,345 - Sure. Totally. - You gonna go up to the roof? 720 00:32:08,428 --> 00:32:11,470 I thought I'd just, you know, maybe go in my office. 721 00:32:11,553 --> 00:32:13,428 That's cool, right? Unless you have a problem with that. 722 00:32:13,511 --> 00:32:15,178 - No. Yeah. Yeah. - Cool. Right? 723 00:32:15,261 --> 00:32:17,720 - Cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. - So, yeah. Yeah. Cool, right? 724 00:32:17,803 --> 00:32:20,095 - Cool. Yeah. Let's go. - Uh… 725 00:32:20,178 --> 00:32:22,636 Do you wanna open a window 'cause… you know. 726 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,220 - Yeah, sure. - Great. 727 00:32:28,470 --> 00:32:30,011 A lot of stuff in here. 728 00:32:30,095 --> 00:32:32,761 What do you got other than this? 729 00:32:32,845 --> 00:32:34,345 - You saw this. - Copenhagen Designs. 730 00:32:34,428 --> 00:32:36,095 Oh, if you like… Let's… Here. 731 00:32:36,178 --> 00:32:38,720 We'll start in here. I wanna show you… 732 00:32:38,803 --> 00:32:42,261 - You spend a lot of time here. - I do. You can tell? 733 00:32:42,345 --> 00:32:44,845 - Yes, I can. - Yeah, it's… 734 00:32:44,928 --> 00:32:46,511 It's a little messy. I'm usually… 735 00:32:46,595 --> 00:32:48,886 um, you know, usually alone in here. 736 00:32:54,220 --> 00:32:56,136 There you go. 737 00:32:57,095 --> 00:32:58,636 There you go. 738 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,303 But chaos… 739 00:33:00,386 --> 00:33:02,136 Biggest sign of creativity. 740 00:33:02,220 --> 00:33:03,886 Really? Good. Great. 741 00:33:03,970 --> 00:33:06,470 It means you're focused on more important things. 742 00:33:06,553 --> 00:33:08,470 Oh, you know, that's… 743 00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:10,720 That's how I like to think of it. Not sure… 744 00:33:10,803 --> 00:33:12,845 Not sure Angela would agree with that. 745 00:33:12,928 --> 00:33:16,178 She purges things. Disgusting in here. 746 00:33:16,261 --> 00:33:19,345 I actually did all of this grouting myself, 747 00:33:19,428 --> 00:33:21,678 which I love. I… I find it meditative. 748 00:33:21,761 --> 00:33:23,428 Joe thinks I'm insane. 749 00:33:23,511 --> 00:33:25,845 And then the floor… I mean, I'm sure this is something 750 00:33:25,928 --> 00:33:27,595 - you might have picked up. - No. 751 00:33:27,678 --> 00:33:29,095 No? 752 00:33:29,178 --> 00:33:32,386 - Original ceramic penny tile. - Wow. 753 00:33:32,470 --> 00:33:33,761 Anyway, that was 754 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,386 sort of similar to what was there before. 755 00:33:35,470 --> 00:33:37,553 But that was kind of what I was going for with the… 756 00:33:37,636 --> 00:33:40,553 The whole theme was, um… renovation without change, 757 00:33:40,636 --> 00:33:44,053 which I think I succeeded in, 758 00:33:44,136 --> 00:33:45,845 you know, just to keep it original, 759 00:33:45,928 --> 00:33:48,761 but with a new surface. 760 00:33:48,845 --> 00:33:53,345 I mean, admittedly, I know a lot less about tile 761 00:33:53,428 --> 00:33:55,261 than I've learned about rugs, 762 00:33:55,345 --> 00:33:57,886 and a lot of the bathrooms that I've seen 763 00:33:57,970 --> 00:34:00,345 - have been on fire, so, my… - Oh, no. 764 00:34:00,428 --> 00:34:02,053 …my relationship with them was fleeting. 765 00:34:02,136 --> 00:34:03,803 But, um, I'd have just said 766 00:34:03,886 --> 00:34:07,053 this was an immaculately preserved vintage… 767 00:34:08,761 --> 00:34:10,136 …bathroom. 768 00:34:10,220 --> 00:34:13,428 Wow. Um, that's what I was going for. That's… 769 00:34:13,511 --> 00:34:15,761 - You fooled me. - Wow! 770 00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:19,053 - Oh! Facebook marketplace. - Come on. 771 00:34:19,136 --> 00:34:21,011 The jamón is not… is not jamón. 772 00:34:21,095 --> 00:34:23,386 - That's not jamón? - No, it's really prosciutto. 773 00:34:23,470 --> 00:34:25,095 - It's prosciutto? - Which is OK. 774 00:34:25,178 --> 00:34:26,720 It doesn't look like jamón. It looks like prosciutto. 775 00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:28,261 But I didn't wanna say anything. 776 00:34:28,345 --> 00:34:29,470 No, yeah, don't. 777 00:34:29,553 --> 00:34:31,095 If you told her that wasn't jamón, 778 00:34:31,178 --> 00:34:33,428 she would commit suicide in our dining room. 779 00:34:33,511 --> 00:34:34,928 I'm telling you that right now. 780 00:34:35,011 --> 00:34:37,470 She can't take it. She could not take that. 781 00:34:37,553 --> 00:34:39,178 More? 782 00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:42,970 - You good? - No, no. 783 00:34:43,053 --> 00:34:46,303 Like, I… I don't want more because then… 784 00:34:46,386 --> 00:34:48,303 If I have more than one hit, 785 00:34:48,386 --> 00:34:51,095 I start counting objects, and I can't stop, 786 00:34:51,178 --> 00:34:53,178 and imagine what that would be like in here. 787 00:34:53,261 --> 00:34:55,178 You start counting objects? 788 00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:56,886 I've never heard of that. 789 00:34:56,970 --> 00:34:59,595 We'd lose you for the rest of your life. 790 00:34:59,678 --> 00:35:00,886 Exactly. 791 00:35:00,970 --> 00:35:03,636 Exactly. What is this? 792 00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:05,636 It's… It's for a xylophone. 793 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:07,678 Exactly. You figured it out. 794 00:35:07,761 --> 00:35:09,761 It's intuitive, ultimately. 795 00:35:09,845 --> 00:35:12,011 There's only one of those, so you're OK. 796 00:35:12,095 --> 00:35:14,386 Figured it out. 797 00:35:14,470 --> 00:35:16,636 This is actually, um… 798 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:21,470 This is where the two apartments were combined. 799 00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:24,303 And you can just see the… 'cause it's a bit thicker there, 800 00:35:24,386 --> 00:35:26,886 that that's where they, um… 801 00:35:26,970 --> 00:35:29,886 where there used to be a separation. 802 00:35:29,970 --> 00:35:32,053 - A wall. - Wall! 803 00:35:32,136 --> 00:35:34,303 That was… what they call a wall. 804 00:35:34,386 --> 00:35:36,095 The technical term is "wall". 805 00:35:36,178 --> 00:35:38,011 We literally are just that much, so… 806 00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:39,303 Oh, right, 'cause you guys are… 807 00:35:39,386 --> 00:35:41,636 - Yeah, yeah. It's so lucky. - Huh! 808 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:44,678 Well, so, this is Maggie's room, and I actually did… 809 00:35:44,761 --> 00:35:46,136 I did all the stenciling, 810 00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:47,928 and she's probably a little old for it now. 811 00:35:48,011 --> 00:35:49,553 I'm probably gonna have to change it, but I… 812 00:35:49,636 --> 00:35:52,886 - No, it's cute. - Yeah, it's… Yeah. 813 00:35:52,970 --> 00:35:55,095 The carpeting is… 814 00:35:55,178 --> 00:35:57,011 - Oh! - Wow. 815 00:35:57,095 --> 00:35:59,303 - Oh. - God. That's so good. 816 00:35:59,386 --> 00:36:02,345 - Oh! - Is that, like, Larry Salton? 817 00:36:02,428 --> 00:36:04,928 Oh, no. No. No, no. That… That is me. 818 00:36:06,553 --> 00:36:09,595 - You took it? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 819 00:36:09,678 --> 00:36:11,970 Wow! Do you work as a photographer? 820 00:36:12,053 --> 00:36:13,636 No. 821 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:16,053 No, I went to art school, like, a million years ago, 822 00:36:16,136 --> 00:36:18,636 and I got a degree I did literally nothing with, 823 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,470 and that is from then. 824 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:23,720 I mean, I think… you know, you… 825 00:36:23,803 --> 00:36:25,845 Your creativity is all over this place. 826 00:36:25,928 --> 00:36:27,761 I think you're really talented. 827 00:36:29,178 --> 00:36:30,636 Thank you. 828 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:32,428 What about this? 829 00:36:32,511 --> 00:36:35,470 Oh, that's, no, 'cause that… That's the bedroom, which is… 830 00:36:35,553 --> 00:36:37,261 - What's going on in here? - Yeah. 831 00:36:37,345 --> 00:36:39,136 No, I know, I didn't… I didn't… 832 00:36:39,220 --> 00:36:41,970 It's… not part of the tour. 833 00:36:42,053 --> 00:36:45,386 - It's a pretty important room. - Yeah… Yeah. 834 00:36:45,470 --> 00:36:46,803 Yes. He is a fireman. 835 00:36:46,886 --> 00:36:48,678 He's really a fireman? Yeah. 836 00:36:48,761 --> 00:36:51,095 How long have you been with him? 837 00:36:51,178 --> 00:36:54,220 Uh… one year. A little less than one year. 838 00:36:54,303 --> 00:36:55,845 - One year. That's it? - Mm. 839 00:36:55,928 --> 00:36:57,261 Oh, wow. 840 00:36:57,345 --> 00:36:59,053 Would've thought longer. 841 00:37:00,970 --> 00:37:03,095 I was married before. 842 00:37:03,178 --> 00:37:04,928 - Really? - Yeah. 843 00:37:05,011 --> 00:37:06,136 Interesting. 844 00:37:06,220 --> 00:37:09,095 How did you meet the fireman? 845 00:37:09,178 --> 00:37:11,386 He was my patient. 846 00:37:11,470 --> 00:37:13,053 He was your patient? 847 00:37:13,136 --> 00:37:15,720 And then you started dating him? 848 00:37:15,803 --> 00:37:17,178 Piña! 849 00:37:17,261 --> 00:37:20,720 This was Joe's parents' house. 850 00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:22,095 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 851 00:37:22,178 --> 00:37:23,803 - He grew up here? - He grew up here. 852 00:37:23,886 --> 00:37:27,803 Yeah. He was conceived right here. 853 00:37:27,886 --> 00:37:29,428 - On this bed? - No. No, no, different bed. 854 00:37:29,511 --> 00:37:31,553 - Oh, good. Yeah. - Different mattress. 855 00:37:31,636 --> 00:37:33,678 - Different bed. - Parental fluids is, like, 856 00:37:33,761 --> 00:37:35,386 a little bit too intimate, maybe. 857 00:37:35,470 --> 00:37:37,928 I mean, he hates… hates people knowing this, 858 00:37:38,011 --> 00:37:39,636 - so don't… - Why? 859 00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:42,011 Because, I mean, we could never in a million years 860 00:37:42,095 --> 00:37:44,220 afford this place. 861 00:37:44,303 --> 00:37:47,261 No shame in that. Like, nobody in America can afford anything. 862 00:37:47,345 --> 00:37:49,636 Yeah, but he just… He really… 863 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:51,386 - It's a bit… eezzz! - That's crazy. 864 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:54,053 - Yeah, it's not a… - It's such a gift. I mean… 865 00:37:54,136 --> 00:37:56,595 - Just… - Well, that's what I think. 866 00:37:56,678 --> 00:37:59,970 - Make it positive, you know? - Yeah. 867 00:38:00,053 --> 00:38:04,220 Be grateful and lean into it. Make it your own, you know? 868 00:38:04,303 --> 00:38:06,178 - Yeah. - So much pleasure in that. 869 00:38:06,261 --> 00:38:07,636 Yeah… 870 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,136 Yeah. 871 00:38:13,220 --> 00:38:14,886 Can I ask you something? 872 00:38:14,970 --> 00:38:16,678 Sure. 873 00:38:16,761 --> 00:38:18,678 I just… I have a… 874 00:38:18,761 --> 00:38:20,720 I have a decision to make, and I… 875 00:38:20,803 --> 00:38:23,261 I feel like you might be able to help me make it. 876 00:38:23,345 --> 00:38:26,595 I mean, if I can, yeah. 877 00:38:26,678 --> 00:38:28,178 Wait, did you leave your husband for Hawk? 878 00:38:28,261 --> 00:38:30,845 - Is that what happened? - No, no, no. I didn't. 879 00:38:30,928 --> 00:38:34,261 That relationship was over when I met him. 880 00:38:38,845 --> 00:38:42,136 How did you know that, uh… it was over, 881 00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:44,136 if you don't mind me asking? 882 00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:47,386 'Cause we stopped having sex, then we stopped talking. 883 00:38:47,470 --> 00:38:50,845 Then we were strangers. 884 00:38:50,928 --> 00:38:54,886 People… people forget that they deserve more. 885 00:38:54,970 --> 00:38:58,303 You know? They start living on migajas. 886 00:38:59,261 --> 00:39:01,928 - Crumbs. - Crumbs. Yeah. 887 00:39:02,011 --> 00:39:04,761 And I cannot live like that. I'd rather die. 888 00:39:04,845 --> 00:39:08,261 I think you really just have to listen to 889 00:39:08,345 --> 00:39:10,470 what is your heart kind of pulling you toward, 890 00:39:10,553 --> 00:39:12,678 what vision of yourself? 891 00:39:13,886 --> 00:39:15,386 You know? 892 00:39:15,470 --> 00:39:18,261 I mean, do you see yourself walking on a cold beach 893 00:39:18,345 --> 00:39:21,720 alone with the wind in your face and the clarity of that? 894 00:39:21,803 --> 00:39:26,636 Or sitting on a southern porch in the heat, 895 00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:29,220 holding hands and getting old… 896 00:39:31,845 --> 00:39:34,595 …or… 897 00:39:34,678 --> 00:39:38,095 …sitting in a Copenhagen café with a stranger? 898 00:39:39,386 --> 00:39:41,970 I'd go with Copenhagen. 899 00:39:42,053 --> 00:39:43,845 I feel the same way. I… 900 00:39:43,928 --> 00:39:46,761 For some reason, I knew that you would feel that. 901 00:39:46,845 --> 00:39:48,970 It seems so clear 902 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:50,928 now that we're here looking at it. I, uh… 903 00:39:51,011 --> 00:39:52,678 You're so right. It's… 904 00:39:52,761 --> 00:39:54,261 It was right there the whole time. 905 00:39:54,345 --> 00:39:56,095 God! Thank you. 906 00:39:56,178 --> 00:39:58,511 - You didn't need an opinion. - I did, though. I needed you. 907 00:39:58,595 --> 00:40:00,178 - You just needed… - No, you don't understand. 908 00:40:00,261 --> 00:40:02,761 It's been months of this. I've been tortured, and… 909 00:40:02,845 --> 00:40:05,136 You just needed someone to tell you what you already knew. 910 00:40:05,220 --> 00:40:06,428 Yeah. 911 00:40:06,511 --> 00:40:08,220 Joe just… 912 00:40:08,303 --> 00:40:11,095 He thinks they all look the same. He… yeah. 913 00:40:11,178 --> 00:40:14,303 - Is… Is he color blind? - He might be. 914 00:40:14,386 --> 00:40:16,386 - That man's name is Hawk. - Shh! 915 00:40:16,470 --> 00:40:19,303 There's worse birds. Could've been worse. 916 00:40:19,386 --> 00:40:21,178 Just know that at the end of the day - 917 00:40:21,261 --> 00:40:24,470 of all the birds, it's a pretty cool one. 918 00:40:24,553 --> 00:40:26,803 "What is your name?" "My name is Pigeon." 919 00:40:26,886 --> 00:40:28,970 "I'm Pigeon." 920 00:40:29,053 --> 00:40:32,720 Shh! No, I… 921 00:40:32,803 --> 00:40:35,636 Please, this is torture. I cannot laugh at his name. 922 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,303 I'm sorry. How dare I? 923 00:40:37,386 --> 00:40:38,845 "This is my boyfriend, Pelican. 924 00:40:38,928 --> 00:40:40,345 "He's a sweetheart." 925 00:40:40,428 --> 00:40:42,345 And I grabbed a tank, and I went back in, 926 00:40:42,428 --> 00:40:43,970 and the dog was where they said it would be. 927 00:40:44,053 --> 00:40:45,428 And that's when I ran out of air 928 00:40:45,511 --> 00:40:47,011 because I had grabbed an empty tank. 929 00:40:47,095 --> 00:40:48,803 Oh, God! Oh, no. 930 00:40:48,886 --> 00:40:50,803 Yeah. So, I just… I sucked a lot of smoke, 931 00:40:50,886 --> 00:40:53,470 and I burned my lungs and my throat. 932 00:40:53,553 --> 00:40:55,553 Oh, wow. Wow. 933 00:40:55,636 --> 00:40:58,386 - And then it was time to quit. - Yeah. 934 00:40:58,470 --> 00:40:59,678 Yeah, yeah. 935 00:40:59,761 --> 00:41:01,928 But… you know what? 936 00:41:02,011 --> 00:41:06,386 Life's been so expansive since then 937 00:41:06,470 --> 00:41:09,220 that I kind of can't believe 938 00:41:09,303 --> 00:41:11,136 that I did it as long as I did it. 939 00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:15,053 And now… rugs. 940 00:41:15,136 --> 00:41:16,511 - Rugs. - Rugs. 941 00:41:16,595 --> 00:41:19,303 Yeah. 942 00:41:19,386 --> 00:41:22,095 - I love them so much. - I love them, too. 943 00:41:22,178 --> 00:41:23,886 - It's a problem. - Yeah, I know. 944 00:41:23,970 --> 00:41:27,178 'Cause I… I just want all of them. 945 00:41:27,261 --> 00:41:29,345 - I want all… the rugs. - …the rugs. 946 00:41:31,470 --> 00:41:33,470 - Same. - Yeah. 947 00:41:36,595 --> 00:41:38,595 Have you… 948 00:41:38,678 --> 00:41:40,345 Have you got tequila? 949 00:41:40,428 --> 00:41:42,636 Do… I do have tequila! I have. 950 00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:44,095 - Would you like some? - Yeah. 951 00:41:44,178 --> 00:41:46,011 - Yes. OK. Yeah. Yeah. - Please. I mean… 952 00:41:46,095 --> 00:41:47,386 - They're smoking a joint. - Right? 953 00:41:47,470 --> 00:41:49,511 - We better catch up, right? - Yeah. 954 00:41:52,678 --> 00:41:55,636 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom real quick. 955 00:42:02,095 --> 00:42:03,261 These are beautiful! 956 00:42:03,345 --> 00:42:04,886 Thanks. They're silly. They're old. 957 00:42:04,970 --> 00:42:06,511 - They're, uh… - No, they are beautiful. 958 00:42:06,595 --> 00:42:08,261 - They are interesting. - Thank you. 959 00:42:08,345 --> 00:42:10,136 - Yeah. Appreciate it. - Look, I have this one. 960 00:42:10,220 --> 00:42:11,803 Oh, wow, nice! Sun. 961 00:42:11,886 --> 00:42:13,220 I… I have this one. 962 00:42:28,595 --> 00:42:31,386 - Sorry, I want you to see… - Take your time. 963 00:42:31,470 --> 00:42:34,386 They're two in one, or… Yeah. 964 00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:38,386 - Oh, wow! - OK. What is that? 965 00:42:38,470 --> 00:42:40,678 - It's two birds. - Piña and Hawk. 966 00:42:40,761 --> 00:42:44,136 Piña and Hawk. Look at the that! That's nice. 967 00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:46,511 I like that. 968 00:42:49,095 --> 00:42:51,553 So, when did you get them? 969 00:42:51,636 --> 00:42:54,178 - When you were in that band? - I did, yeah. 970 00:42:54,261 --> 00:42:55,845 Pretty old. Long time ago. 971 00:42:55,928 --> 00:42:57,761 Twenty… Twenty years ago, maybe. 972 00:43:10,845 --> 00:43:12,470 - That's, uh… - Oh! 973 00:43:12,553 --> 00:43:13,928 - Yeah. - Wow. 974 00:43:14,011 --> 00:43:16,470 You know, um… you should replace this. 975 00:43:16,553 --> 00:43:17,845 It's really dangerous. 976 00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:19,845 This old single-pane stuff. 977 00:43:19,928 --> 00:43:22,511 It'll shatter with even a little bit of heat. 978 00:43:22,595 --> 00:43:24,220 Oh, there's no risk of that. 979 00:43:24,303 --> 00:43:28,470 This is a very cold apartment. There's not a lot of… 980 00:43:28,553 --> 00:43:30,970 - Mm. - There's not a lot of heat. 981 00:43:31,053 --> 00:43:32,761 You never know. 982 00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:35,261 - Tequila. - Tequila. 983 00:43:35,345 --> 00:43:36,678 - Yeah. - Yes. Tequila. 984 00:43:38,886 --> 00:43:40,803 Can you do something for me? 985 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:44,428 Probably. Yeah. 986 00:43:44,511 --> 00:43:46,053 Please play something. 987 00:43:46,136 --> 00:43:48,261 One song. Just one. 988 00:43:48,345 --> 00:43:50,595 I love music. Please. 989 00:43:54,095 --> 00:43:57,470 - Please. - I… 990 00:43:57,553 --> 00:43:59,095 I… I should check on Angela. 991 00:43:59,178 --> 00:44:01,303 Make sure she didn't forget how to breathe. 992 00:44:01,386 --> 00:44:02,595 You know what I mean? 993 00:44:04,053 --> 00:44:06,845 Joe, have you met the new neighbors? 994 00:44:06,928 --> 00:44:09,595 Yeah… They're really cool, actually. Yeah. 995 00:44:09,678 --> 00:44:12,261 They, uh… make no small talk whatsoever in the elevator. 996 00:44:12,345 --> 00:44:14,220 - They talk with us. - Oh, they do? 997 00:44:14,303 --> 00:44:16,136 I bet they do. That's shocking. 998 00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:17,928 They're pretty sweet when you get to know 'em. 999 00:44:18,011 --> 00:44:19,595 Joe, put on some music. 1000 00:44:19,678 --> 00:44:21,178 Yeah! Putting it on. 1001 00:44:21,261 --> 00:44:24,095 Uh, yeah, what kind of music are you into, Hawk? 1002 00:44:24,636 --> 00:44:26,011 Like… what is Sade? 1003 00:44:26,095 --> 00:44:28,011 - "What is Sade"? - She loves that. 1004 00:44:28,095 --> 00:44:30,261 Sexy-world-funk. 1005 00:44:30,345 --> 00:44:31,595 - That's not jazz? - No! 1006 00:44:31,678 --> 00:44:33,136 No, that's not jazz. 1007 00:44:33,220 --> 00:44:34,886 I mean, there's a lot of saxophones. 1008 00:44:34,970 --> 00:44:37,511 No, Sade is not jazz. Are you kidding me? 1009 00:44:37,595 --> 00:44:40,095 - It's like… - Well, listen, then… 1010 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,553 Metallica and Judas Priest. 1011 00:44:41,636 --> 00:44:43,345 You don't know any jazz at all? 1012 00:44:43,428 --> 00:44:46,428 - Oh, who doesn't love Sade? - I really wanna learn. 1013 00:44:46,511 --> 00:44:48,220 Where should I start? 1014 00:44:48,303 --> 00:44:50,511 Miles Davis. John Coltrane. Dizzy Gillespie. 1015 00:44:50,595 --> 00:44:52,303 Miles with the cheeks that go out? 1016 00:44:52,386 --> 00:44:53,928 Actually, I feel like at this point in your life, 1017 00:44:54,011 --> 00:44:56,386 you have to work harder to not know who Miles Davis is 1018 00:44:56,470 --> 00:44:58,053 - than to know who he is. - Oh! Oh! 1019 00:44:58,136 --> 00:45:00,553 He-Hey! Literally, look what I just pulled. 1020 00:45:00,636 --> 00:45:02,386 No, no, no. 1021 00:45:02,470 --> 00:45:04,928 - You have to play it. - Can we play just a… 1022 00:45:05,011 --> 00:45:06,553 - "One Girl." - Play it. Play it. 1023 00:45:06,636 --> 00:45:08,636 Come on. This is your love story right here. 1024 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:10,220 No! No, no, no, no. 1025 00:45:10,303 --> 00:45:11,470 - Yes, I want to hear it. - Don't put it on. 1026 00:45:11,553 --> 00:45:13,095 - Come on. - Don't put it on. 1027 00:45:13,178 --> 00:45:14,678 - Just give us a taste. - Don't put it on! 1028 00:45:14,761 --> 00:45:16,720 We've got the artist, and we've got the girl. 1029 00:45:18,761 --> 00:45:20,678 - No? - No. 1030 00:45:21,595 --> 00:45:23,470 Hey, sorry. 1031 00:45:25,303 --> 00:45:27,136 I'm sorry. 1032 00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:30,136 You know what? Um… 1033 00:45:30,220 --> 00:45:32,011 We actually shouldn't listen to music right now. 1034 00:45:32,095 --> 00:45:33,636 There's something I've been wanting to talk to you about. 1035 00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:35,636 Oh, my God. You have to try this. 1036 00:45:37,345 --> 00:45:38,845 - Wow! - Isn't that good? 1037 00:45:38,928 --> 00:45:40,428 Oh, my God. 1038 00:45:40,511 --> 00:45:41,928 - It's incredible. - I can't be objective, 1039 00:45:42,011 --> 00:45:43,761 but my flan is the best. 1040 00:45:43,845 --> 00:45:45,970 - It's unbelievable. - Like a silky crack cocaine. 1041 00:45:46,053 --> 00:45:47,595 It's so good. And it melts in your mouth. 1042 00:45:47,678 --> 00:45:49,345 Yeah, it's so delicious. 1043 00:45:49,428 --> 00:45:52,011 - Anyway, I was about to say… - No! My God! Have more! Mm! 1044 00:45:52,095 --> 00:45:55,261 Second bite is when it really just… settles in, 1045 00:45:55,345 --> 00:45:57,386 - just slides down. - It's great. Look, anyway… 1046 00:45:57,470 --> 00:45:59,595 God, it's got such sauce in it! 1047 00:45:59,678 --> 00:46:01,845 - I need to talk to you about… - Let's have shots, right? 1048 00:46:01,928 --> 00:46:04,178 Should we do shots? I think we should have a toast. 1049 00:46:04,261 --> 00:46:05,303 - Sure. - Yes. 1050 00:46:05,386 --> 00:46:07,053 I think shots for everybody. 1051 00:46:07,136 --> 00:46:08,970 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1052 00:46:09,053 --> 00:46:12,595 Anyway, the noise has been a thing that… 1053 00:46:12,678 --> 00:46:14,428 …we want to apologize for. 1054 00:46:14,511 --> 00:46:17,303 Because it's been loud, and it took longer… 1055 00:46:17,386 --> 00:46:19,928 It took longer than we thought, and you guys have been so kind, 1056 00:46:20,011 --> 00:46:24,095 and we just wanted to say thank you and sorry. 1057 00:46:24,178 --> 00:46:26,928 - You're so nice. Look… - Yes. 1058 00:46:27,011 --> 00:46:28,220 - We're all neighbors… - Yes. 1059 00:46:28,303 --> 00:46:30,970 - …and we really… - Salud. 1060 00:46:31,053 --> 00:46:33,220 And gracias. 1061 00:46:33,303 --> 00:46:36,970 We're just so happy that you invited us and grateful. 1062 00:46:37,053 --> 00:46:40,178 And actually, we also have something 1063 00:46:40,261 --> 00:46:41,928 we wanted to talk to you about. 1064 00:46:42,011 --> 00:46:44,220 You also want to talk to us? That's a funny coincidence. 1065 00:46:44,303 --> 00:46:46,303 We both had things we wanted to say to each other. 1066 00:46:46,386 --> 00:46:48,095 - It's nothing bad. Nothing bad. - No? 1067 00:46:48,178 --> 00:46:50,470 I think something's on Joe's mind. 1068 00:46:50,553 --> 00:46:52,928 I do have something on my mind. I actually do. 1069 00:46:53,011 --> 00:46:54,470 I feel like since we came… 1070 00:46:54,553 --> 00:46:56,136 You guys have something. 1071 00:46:56,220 --> 00:46:58,053 No, they have something to say. You guys should go. 1072 00:46:58,136 --> 00:47:02,011 - Say it. We're all friends. - No, you first! 1073 00:47:02,095 --> 00:47:05,678 You are the guests, and you should go first. 1074 00:47:05,761 --> 00:47:07,595 You guys go, and then I'll go right after. 1075 00:47:07,678 --> 00:47:09,178 I don't care. It doesn't matter to me. 1076 00:47:09,261 --> 00:47:12,428 All right. Well, um… we wanted to apologize. 1077 00:47:12,511 --> 00:47:13,636 Yes. 1078 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:15,886 - You wanted to apologize? - To us? 1079 00:47:15,970 --> 00:47:17,136 For what? 1080 00:47:17,220 --> 00:47:19,011 We feel we might have bothered you. 1081 00:47:19,095 --> 00:47:20,720 - Bothered us? - On more than… 1082 00:47:20,803 --> 00:47:22,886 more than one occasion, actually. 1083 00:47:22,970 --> 00:47:24,428 What? When? 1084 00:47:24,511 --> 00:47:27,970 Um… at night, usually, and specifically, 1085 00:47:28,053 --> 00:47:30,345 and sometimes late in the night. 1086 00:47:30,428 --> 00:47:31,970 What? 1087 00:47:32,053 --> 00:47:34,178 - Hmm… - When we have sex. 1088 00:47:35,011 --> 00:47:37,470 - You? - Yes. 1089 00:47:37,553 --> 00:47:40,303 - We… We do have sex a lot. - A lot. 1090 00:47:40,386 --> 00:47:42,011 Yeah. I mean… yeah. 1091 00:47:42,095 --> 00:47:45,345 And we really try to keep it down, 1092 00:47:45,428 --> 00:47:47,553 but sometimes… 1093 00:47:47,636 --> 00:47:49,261 - Lately… - Lately, it's been… 1094 00:47:49,345 --> 00:47:53,220 It's been really impossible not to lose control. 1095 00:47:53,303 --> 00:47:54,553 Even for a fireman. 1096 00:47:54,636 --> 00:47:56,761 - A firefighter. - Firefighter. 1097 00:47:56,845 --> 00:47:58,386 We know we've been too loud, 1098 00:47:58,470 --> 00:48:01,845 and we know it was intrusive, and we're sorry. 1099 00:48:01,928 --> 00:48:04,011 And we're gonna be… 1100 00:48:04,095 --> 00:48:05,636 - more conscientious. - Yes. 1101 00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:08,011 - Better neighbors. - Oh, my God. No. 1102 00:48:08,095 --> 00:48:10,595 You guys don't have… No! We have not heard anything. 1103 00:48:10,678 --> 00:48:12,761 Honestly, we haven't heard anything. 1104 00:48:12,845 --> 00:48:15,845 We… It hasn't even… What? Right, Joe? 1105 00:48:15,928 --> 00:48:18,428 We haven't heard anything, right? 1106 00:48:25,386 --> 00:48:28,261 No, we actually haven't heard anything, so… 1107 00:48:28,345 --> 00:48:31,136 No need to apologize. I… I sleep like a log, you know? 1108 00:48:31,220 --> 00:48:33,220 - Log… - Yeah. 1109 00:48:34,386 --> 00:48:36,220 - Joe. - What? 1110 00:48:36,886 --> 00:48:38,928 - Joe? - Yes? 1111 00:48:40,136 --> 00:48:41,761 Joe… 1112 00:48:41,845 --> 00:48:44,136 What? 1113 00:48:46,595 --> 00:48:48,470 What, Hawk? 1114 00:48:48,553 --> 00:48:49,928 - Joe. - What? 1115 00:48:50,011 --> 00:48:51,761 - Don't… don't lie. - Not lying. 1116 00:48:51,845 --> 00:48:53,720 Joe, you've been telling the truth all night. 1117 00:48:53,803 --> 00:48:55,511 I… I love when you tell the truth. 1118 00:48:55,595 --> 00:48:57,553 I… I love it. Tell the truth. 1119 00:48:57,636 --> 00:48:59,261 Telling the truth. What do you want from me? 1120 00:48:59,345 --> 00:49:00,970 - You're not telling the truth. - I am telling the truth. 1121 00:49:01,053 --> 00:49:03,470 - Joe. - What? 1122 00:49:03,553 --> 00:49:06,386 - We know. It bothers you. - It doesn't bother me. 1123 00:49:06,470 --> 00:49:09,053 It doesn't. Look… Don't… I hate to burst your bubble. 1124 00:49:09,136 --> 00:49:11,136 Maybe your sex isn't as explosive as you think it is 1125 00:49:11,220 --> 00:49:12,720 'cause I've never heard it, OK? 1126 00:49:12,803 --> 00:49:14,220 Joe, we know. 1127 00:49:14,303 --> 00:49:17,053 You knocked on our door during the night. 1128 00:49:17,136 --> 00:49:18,470 Joe! 1129 00:49:18,553 --> 00:49:21,761 - You were pounding on our door. - No, I didn't. 1130 00:49:21,845 --> 00:49:24,845 We saw you. We have a ring camera. 1131 00:49:24,928 --> 00:49:26,553 No. No, you don't. 1132 00:49:26,636 --> 00:49:27,678 - It's hidden. - Where? 1133 00:49:27,761 --> 00:49:29,011 In our mirilla. 1134 00:49:29,095 --> 00:49:30,845 - In our peephole. - The peephole. 1135 00:49:30,928 --> 00:49:33,178 - They don't make that. - It's a ring peephole. 1136 00:49:33,261 --> 00:49:35,595 - That's not a thing. - It's a new thing. 1137 00:49:35,678 --> 00:49:37,511 - When did that come out? - A peephole ring. 1138 00:49:37,595 --> 00:49:39,261 Show him. 1139 00:49:39,345 --> 00:49:41,428 - Show him. Do you wanna see it? - I don't need to see it. 1140 00:49:41,511 --> 00:49:43,845 It sends an alert through the app to our phone, 1141 00:49:43,928 --> 00:49:47,511 and, um… you know, it flags it if it senses aggression, 1142 00:49:47,595 --> 00:49:49,178 and so it spooked us at first. 1143 00:49:49,261 --> 00:49:51,220 But look, um… there. 1144 00:49:51,303 --> 00:49:52,928 There he comes. 1145 00:49:53,011 --> 00:49:54,761 Maybe it's grainy footage and you think it's me. 1146 00:49:54,845 --> 00:49:58,220 It's 4K. It's not misty at all. Look, look. 1147 00:49:58,303 --> 00:50:00,053 Someone that looks like me, but… Oh, shit! 1148 00:50:00,136 --> 00:50:01,928 Yeah. 1149 00:50:02,011 --> 00:50:04,178 Sorry, Joe. 1150 00:50:04,261 --> 00:50:05,761 He almost walked away, 1151 00:50:05,845 --> 00:50:07,220 - but… - You can turn it off. 1152 00:50:07,303 --> 00:50:09,220 I can't believe you. I cannot believe you! 1153 00:50:09,303 --> 00:50:11,761 Well, but it's good. It was three in the morning. 1154 00:50:11,845 --> 00:50:15,345 You were so polite that you stopped to heed and listen… 1155 00:50:15,428 --> 00:50:17,428 - What are you doing? - …closely. 1156 00:50:17,511 --> 00:50:21,011 - But then, uh… - Oh, my God. Joe! 1157 00:50:21,095 --> 00:50:23,011 Someone left packages in the hall. 1158 00:50:23,095 --> 00:50:24,803 - Oh, my God! - We thought you broke an arm, 1159 00:50:24,886 --> 00:50:26,928 and you had to be full of bruises. 1160 00:50:27,011 --> 00:50:28,553 Just turn it o… Turn it… Look! 1161 00:50:28,636 --> 00:50:30,886 OK, you know what? Yes! Yes! 1162 00:50:30,970 --> 00:50:32,636 I banged on your door 1163 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:34,720 because you people are fucking like monsters over there. 1164 00:50:34,803 --> 00:50:37,136 What are you doing? What are you trying to prove? 1165 00:50:37,220 --> 00:50:39,178 Are you trying to win a contest or something? 1166 00:50:39,261 --> 00:50:40,970 It's incredibly inconsiderate! 1167 00:50:41,053 --> 00:50:42,636 What are you doing? Don't say that. 1168 00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:44,595 Don't speak to them that way. I'm so sorry. 1169 00:50:44,678 --> 00:50:46,636 Our daughter can hear it. Did you know that? 1170 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:48,345 She can hear it. 1171 00:50:48,428 --> 00:50:49,886 And I've been telling her you're moving furniture up there, 1172 00:50:49,970 --> 00:50:52,428 and she knows it's not true. She's onto me. 1173 00:50:52,511 --> 00:50:55,345 We spend so much time and energy 1174 00:50:55,428 --> 00:50:57,720 talking about your fucking orgasms. 1175 00:50:57,803 --> 00:50:59,136 It's ridiculous. 1176 00:51:00,970 --> 00:51:04,095 - You talk about my orgasms? - Yes, but not as a bad thing. 1177 00:51:04,178 --> 00:51:07,053 They're not bad. They're great. I love them. 1178 00:51:07,136 --> 00:51:09,720 Really? You love my orgasms? 1179 00:51:09,803 --> 00:51:11,345 I do. I love them. 1180 00:51:11,428 --> 00:51:13,053 - She really does. - I do. I think they're great. 1181 00:51:13,136 --> 00:51:14,511 - We talk about them constantly. - They're amazing. 1182 00:51:14,595 --> 00:51:16,261 She especially likes the growler. 1183 00:51:16,345 --> 00:51:18,720 Are you the growler, Piña? 'Cause she loves the growler. 1184 00:51:18,803 --> 00:51:22,053 No, no, no, no. No, Piña's not a growler. 1185 00:51:22,136 --> 00:51:25,511 Oh, you're… You're the growler? 1186 00:51:25,595 --> 00:51:27,053 No. 1187 00:51:27,136 --> 00:51:29,678 - Uh… - It's Vanessa. 1188 00:51:29,761 --> 00:51:32,511 Vanessa is the growler. 1189 00:51:32,595 --> 00:51:34,303 Vanessa? 1190 00:51:34,386 --> 00:51:37,803 Vanessa… Wait, who's Vanessa? 1191 00:51:37,886 --> 00:51:39,386 - A friend. - Oh, yeah. 1192 00:51:39,470 --> 00:51:42,428 Kai is a pretty big guy, and he does breathe heavily. 1193 00:51:42,511 --> 00:51:47,470 That could be what you're calling animalistic noises. 1194 00:51:47,553 --> 00:51:49,095 - Kai. - Kai is… 1195 00:51:49,178 --> 00:51:51,053 - Who's Kai? - Another friend. 1196 00:51:51,136 --> 00:51:53,636 Oh, Kai's another friend. Vanessa and Kai. 1197 00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:56,886 Vanessa lives in Nevada City with Kai. 1198 00:51:56,970 --> 00:51:58,470 Are you fucking with us right now? 1199 00:51:58,553 --> 00:52:00,303 Is this a joke? Are you guys fucking around with us? 1200 00:52:00,386 --> 00:52:02,678 Is this what you're whispering to each other in Spanish? 1201 00:52:02,761 --> 00:52:07,303 No. We know you are upset, and you have every right to be. 1202 00:52:07,386 --> 00:52:09,803 We've had a few parties. 1203 00:52:09,886 --> 00:52:11,803 Things have gotten a little more crazy. 1204 00:52:11,886 --> 00:52:13,261 Out of hand. 1205 00:52:13,345 --> 00:52:15,636 Parties… Like, cocktail parties? 1206 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:17,845 Soirées? What are you talking about? 1207 00:52:17,928 --> 00:52:19,928 - What parties? - Sex parties. 1208 00:52:20,011 --> 00:52:21,970 - Oh… - Sex parties! 1209 00:52:22,053 --> 00:52:24,053 - Right. That's like, uh… - Parties where people… 1210 00:52:24,136 --> 00:52:26,095 - …have sex. - …have sex with each other. 1211 00:52:26,178 --> 00:52:28,011 - Sex. - I think… 1212 00:52:28,095 --> 00:52:31,970 that's the commonly understood definition of a sex party. 1213 00:52:32,053 --> 00:52:33,678 It's the only one I can think of. Honestly. 1214 00:52:33,761 --> 00:52:35,428 I can't think of another one. 1215 00:52:35,511 --> 00:52:37,428 And we really apologize. 1216 00:52:37,511 --> 00:52:39,470 No. What? No, you don't have to. 1217 00:52:39,553 --> 00:52:42,386 That's not… No, we're not judging. 1218 00:52:42,470 --> 00:52:45,678 That's… You don't… Joe, where's that J? 1219 00:52:45,761 --> 00:52:47,845 - That J? - The J you were… 1220 00:52:47,928 --> 00:52:49,761 - Did you leave that in there? - The J? I… 1221 00:52:49,845 --> 00:52:51,678 - It is in my office. - OK, I'll help you. 1222 00:52:51,761 --> 00:52:53,428 Why don't you come with me to… 1223 00:52:53,511 --> 00:52:56,470 - Yeah, no problem. - …to get that J? Yeah. 1224 00:52:56,553 --> 00:52:59,053 Oh, my God! 1225 00:52:59,136 --> 00:53:01,386 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1226 00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:03,011 This is amazing. 1227 00:53:03,095 --> 00:53:04,886 They're having sex parties up there. 1228 00:53:04,970 --> 00:53:07,136 I was right. That wasn't normal sex. 1229 00:53:07,220 --> 00:53:08,970 You knew it. You knew it. 1230 00:53:09,053 --> 00:53:11,178 They are fucking like monsters up there. 1231 00:53:11,261 --> 00:53:12,595 They actually are. 1232 00:53:12,678 --> 00:53:14,095 Kai, Vanessa… 1233 00:53:14,178 --> 00:53:16,678 This is amazing. This is actually amazing. 1234 00:53:16,761 --> 00:53:19,011 Oh, my God. Vanessa's the growler. 1235 00:53:19,095 --> 00:53:21,886 I take it all back. We should invite more people over. 1236 00:53:24,011 --> 00:53:25,678 - Hello. - We good? 1237 00:53:25,761 --> 00:53:26,970 - Yeah. - OK. 1238 00:53:27,053 --> 00:53:29,303 - Sex parties. - Yeah. The sex parties. 1239 00:53:29,386 --> 00:53:30,636 Just… paint a picture. 1240 00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:32,220 Disclose what you will about this. 1241 00:53:32,303 --> 00:53:33,511 What do you want to know? 1242 00:53:33,595 --> 00:53:36,261 Whatever you wanna tell us. Yeah. 1243 00:53:36,345 --> 00:53:38,136 They… They started recently. 1244 00:53:38,220 --> 00:53:39,720 - OK. Really? - Oh! Oh… 1245 00:53:39,803 --> 00:53:41,386 - It's a recent development. - It's new to you. Neat. 1246 00:53:41,470 --> 00:53:43,511 The noise uptick probably came 1247 00:53:43,595 --> 00:53:45,720 'cause once we started bringing people in, 1248 00:53:45,803 --> 00:53:47,136 our bedroom was too small, 1249 00:53:47,220 --> 00:53:48,678 so we moved into the living room. 1250 00:53:48,761 --> 00:53:50,095 - Overflow. Yeah. - I got it. 1251 00:53:50,178 --> 00:53:51,428 That's why the sound kind of reverberates 1252 00:53:51,511 --> 00:53:53,011 through the apartment. 1253 00:53:53,095 --> 00:53:54,636 And it's happening just right on the floor? 1254 00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:56,095 No, uh… 1255 00:53:56,178 --> 00:53:57,970 - Furniture, rugs… - Sofa. 1256 00:53:58,053 --> 00:53:59,803 That's why you're so into rugs. 1257 00:53:59,886 --> 00:54:01,220 You love a rug. 1258 00:54:01,303 --> 00:54:02,970 I love this for different reasons. 1259 00:54:03,053 --> 00:54:04,595 You have a close relationship with them. 1260 00:54:04,678 --> 00:54:06,761 This really would be pretty uncomfortable. 1261 00:54:06,845 --> 00:54:08,886 Yeah, you need a high pile, I imagine. 1262 00:54:08,970 --> 00:54:10,595 OK. Wait! Just… more. 1263 00:54:10,678 --> 00:54:13,386 So, how… How does it work? 1264 00:54:13,470 --> 00:54:14,970 Like, how do you get invited? 1265 00:54:15,053 --> 00:54:17,095 Or do you invite people, and… Maybe there's no rules. 1266 00:54:17,178 --> 00:54:18,636 - Are there rules? - Parameters? 1267 00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:20,178 Can anyone do anything to anyone? 1268 00:54:20,261 --> 00:54:21,845 - Is it a free for all? - No. 1269 00:54:21,928 --> 00:54:24,928 For starters, you've gotta have consent, obviously. 1270 00:54:25,011 --> 00:54:26,678 - Oh, yeah. - Enthusiastic consent. 1271 00:54:26,761 --> 00:54:29,970 And the connection has to be about joy, about expansion. 1272 00:54:30,053 --> 00:54:34,428 It can never be about anger, never about revenge. 1273 00:54:34,511 --> 00:54:35,761 - And patience. - Patience. 1274 00:54:35,845 --> 00:54:37,470 Because, you know, some people, 1275 00:54:37,553 --> 00:54:38,970 they gotta find their own entry point. 1276 00:54:39,053 --> 00:54:40,345 - Entry point. - Well… 1277 00:54:40,428 --> 00:54:42,261 - How did it begin? - Yeah. 1278 00:54:42,345 --> 00:54:43,803 Yeah, like, take us back. 1279 00:54:43,886 --> 00:54:45,720 Yeah, what's day one of this like? 1280 00:54:46,553 --> 00:54:49,386 I've always been bi-curious. 1281 00:54:49,470 --> 00:54:51,136 - Mm. - For me, 1282 00:54:51,220 --> 00:54:55,595 the pleasure I get from being with a woman is different. 1283 00:54:55,678 --> 00:54:57,011 Yeah. 1284 00:54:57,095 --> 00:54:58,428 - Mm… Me too. - Right. 1285 00:54:58,511 --> 00:55:00,636 - And then Kai and… - Valerie. 1286 00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:02,553 - Va… Vanessa! - Vanessa! 1287 00:55:02,636 --> 00:55:04,386 Were you guys friends, or did you… 1288 00:55:04,470 --> 00:55:05,678 Did you meet on an app? 1289 00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:07,220 We're pretty negative on the apps. 1290 00:55:07,303 --> 00:55:08,845 Really? Interesting. 1291 00:55:08,928 --> 00:55:11,553 Swipe right, swipe left. It just seems very impersonal. 1292 00:55:11,636 --> 00:55:12,970 Yeah, it's impersonal. 1293 00:55:13,053 --> 00:55:14,595 - You don't want to gamify. - Sure. 1294 00:55:14,678 --> 00:55:17,720 We like to meet people in person, like, eye to eye, 1295 00:55:17,803 --> 00:55:20,928 like, organic, real connection, you know? 1296 00:55:21,011 --> 00:55:22,553 There are conventions. 1297 00:55:22,636 --> 00:55:24,386 Oh, yes. That's good. Because you do, you need rules. 1298 00:55:24,470 --> 00:55:26,386 You need some boundaries. 1299 00:55:26,470 --> 00:55:29,011 No, no, I mean… there are actual conventions. 1300 00:55:29,095 --> 00:55:30,845 - Oh, wow. - Like at a Sandals? 1301 00:55:30,928 --> 00:55:32,220 - Yes. - Oh, wow. 1302 00:55:32,303 --> 00:55:34,136 Conventions are very important. 1303 00:55:34,220 --> 00:55:37,303 - They also offer you a menu. - Oh, a menu! 1304 00:55:37,386 --> 00:55:39,553 A menu. A menu of things you're into. 1305 00:55:39,636 --> 00:55:41,345 That's good. I like it's organized. I like a menu. 1306 00:55:41,428 --> 00:55:42,761 - You do love a menu. - That's nice. 1307 00:55:42,845 --> 00:55:44,761 - You do like organization. - That's great. 1308 00:55:44,845 --> 00:55:47,261 When you engage with someone, you already know what they want. 1309 00:55:47,345 --> 00:55:50,178 They have already sent their preferences in advance. 1310 00:55:50,261 --> 00:55:51,595 It's like "Below Deck." 1311 00:55:51,678 --> 00:55:53,595 It's like a preference sheet on "Below Deck." 1312 00:55:53,678 --> 00:55:55,178 It's a reality show. 1313 00:55:55,261 --> 00:55:56,761 - It's about yachts. - You're speaking our language. 1314 00:55:56,845 --> 00:55:58,136 We get it. We get it now. 1315 00:55:58,220 --> 00:55:59,553 Honestly, I think 1316 00:55:59,636 --> 00:56:03,011 maybe the best thing about group sex is, 1317 00:56:03,095 --> 00:56:06,470 it forces total clarity of communication. 1318 00:56:06,553 --> 00:56:08,886 Not the best thing, I wouldn't imagine. 1319 00:56:08,970 --> 00:56:11,761 - The sex is probably better. - The clear communication. 1320 00:56:11,845 --> 00:56:14,678 What happens if no one picks you? 1321 00:56:14,761 --> 00:56:16,345 It's like gym class - you get chosen last, 1322 00:56:16,428 --> 00:56:18,303 you gotta jerk off alone in the corner or something? 1323 00:56:18,386 --> 00:56:20,095 - I feel like that'd be me. - No! 1324 00:56:20,178 --> 00:56:22,011 - It's not like that. - Don't worry. 1325 00:56:22,095 --> 00:56:23,303 You would be chosen. 1326 00:56:23,386 --> 00:56:25,803 - Yeah! - But yeah, how does that work? 1327 00:56:25,886 --> 00:56:27,261 No, no one gets excluded. 1328 00:56:27,345 --> 00:56:28,720 You know? I mean… 1329 00:56:28,803 --> 00:56:31,553 Obviously, anyone's free to watch 1330 00:56:31,636 --> 00:56:33,011 if they don't want to participate. 1331 00:56:33,095 --> 00:56:35,303 All right, but… jealousy! 1332 00:56:35,386 --> 00:56:37,345 No one gets…? You don't… You don't get jealous? 1333 00:56:37,428 --> 00:56:38,928 There's no jealousy? 1334 00:56:39,011 --> 00:56:41,261 I think jealousy is a natural animalistic instinct, 1335 00:56:41,345 --> 00:56:42,970 but you have to replace it. 1336 00:56:43,053 --> 00:56:44,511 We practice compersion. 1337 00:56:44,595 --> 00:56:46,178 - Compression? - Compersion. 1338 00:56:46,261 --> 00:56:48,720 - Compersion? - Compersion. 1339 00:56:48,803 --> 00:56:51,428 Compression is all about finding joy 1340 00:56:51,511 --> 00:56:53,220 in the joy of others. 1341 00:56:53,303 --> 00:56:56,428 - Wow! That would be… great. - Hard to wrap your head around. 1342 00:56:56,511 --> 00:56:58,345 And for me, there's nothing better 1343 00:56:58,428 --> 00:57:01,386 than watching my partner in the hands of another. 1344 00:57:01,470 --> 00:57:03,261 Wow! 1345 00:57:03,345 --> 00:57:04,386 Beautiful. 1346 00:57:04,470 --> 00:57:06,553 Oh, God. 1347 00:57:06,636 --> 00:57:08,095 That's nice. 1348 00:57:08,178 --> 00:57:10,886 - Super nice. - Wow. So healthy. 1349 00:57:10,970 --> 00:57:14,053 - I feel healthy just seeing it. - That's… 1350 00:57:14,136 --> 00:57:15,470 And, you know, I love this. 1351 00:57:15,553 --> 00:57:17,220 I love that it's you and your friends. 1352 00:57:17,303 --> 00:57:19,261 It's like the four of you get together. 1353 00:57:19,345 --> 00:57:22,386 Four is such a good number. Yeah, it's round. 1354 00:57:22,470 --> 00:57:24,886 - Sometimes… - No more than six. 1355 00:57:24,970 --> 00:57:26,345 - Six? - Six people? 1356 00:57:26,428 --> 00:57:28,428 Six is a lot. That's why it's so loud up there. 1357 00:57:28,511 --> 00:57:30,470 - Yeah… six. - Yeah. 1358 00:57:30,553 --> 00:57:32,970 We did go bigger last weekend. 1359 00:57:33,053 --> 00:57:36,136 That doesn't count because it was a special occasion. 1360 00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:37,428 It was Vanessa's birthday. 1361 00:57:37,511 --> 00:57:39,636 Wow! Well, a birthday's a birthday. 1362 00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:42,095 Gotta celebrate the good things in life, I guess, right? 1363 00:57:42,178 --> 00:57:44,136 Yeah, and she wanted to have ten people, so… 1364 00:57:44,220 --> 00:57:46,595 Ten people. Are you fucking kidding me? 1365 00:57:46,678 --> 00:57:49,386 - Holy shit! Oh, my God! - Ten? 1366 00:57:49,470 --> 00:57:51,261 - We rented a house in Bolinas. - Oh, nice! 1367 00:57:51,345 --> 00:57:53,511 - Really nice. So foggy, and… - Really lovely, yeah. 1368 00:57:53,595 --> 00:57:55,845 - We were so energized. - So energized. 1369 00:57:55,928 --> 00:57:57,511 You feel superhuman. 1370 00:57:57,595 --> 00:57:59,136 - Honestly, it was… - It was a high. 1371 00:57:59,220 --> 00:58:00,886 It was, for me, the best in my life. 1372 00:58:00,970 --> 00:58:03,470 It was the best experience that we've had. It really was. 1373 00:58:03,553 --> 00:58:05,470 - God! - Wow. God bless you. 1374 00:58:05,553 --> 00:58:08,053 - Vanessa must be great. - Yeah. 1375 00:58:08,136 --> 00:58:10,178 Is she just, like… I'm imagining just like a… 1376 00:58:10,261 --> 00:58:12,178 like a ball of youthful energy. 1377 00:58:12,261 --> 00:58:14,928 - Is she just, like, young…? - No, Vanessa's very mature. 1378 00:58:15,011 --> 00:58:16,553 She's old? 1379 00:58:16,636 --> 00:58:18,303 - No, I wouldn't say she's… - Well, she's… 1380 00:58:18,386 --> 00:58:19,970 That means she's really old if you don't know. 1381 00:58:20,053 --> 00:58:21,470 - She's old. - No… 1382 00:58:21,553 --> 00:58:22,845 Older… 1383 00:58:22,928 --> 00:58:24,345 Next time you're in there, count the rings. 1384 00:58:24,428 --> 00:58:26,053 A veteran in our group. 1385 00:58:26,136 --> 00:58:27,803 She's the most experienced person in our… 1386 00:58:27,886 --> 00:58:29,303 She's an oldie, but a goodie. 1387 00:58:29,386 --> 00:58:31,928 I've learned so much from that woman. 1388 00:58:32,011 --> 00:58:35,595 She knows everything about the depth of tantric sex. 1389 00:58:35,678 --> 00:58:38,428 - Oh. - Not jizzing. Like Sting. 1390 00:58:38,511 --> 00:58:40,011 She got me to hold onto my chi. 1391 00:58:40,095 --> 00:58:42,220 - Wow. - She pushed us into anal. 1392 00:58:42,303 --> 00:58:44,511 - Pushed you into anal? - Into anal. 1393 00:58:44,595 --> 00:58:46,261 It's not for everybody, but… 1394 00:58:46,345 --> 00:58:47,636 I hope she pushed you gently. 1395 00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:49,928 - We did really like it. - I do love anal. 1396 00:58:50,011 --> 00:58:51,636 Yeah. Who doesn't? Who doesn't love anal? 1397 00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:53,845 - Holidays, weekends… - Special occasions. 1398 00:58:53,928 --> 00:58:55,845 - Yeah. - But I love giving it. 1399 00:58:57,636 --> 00:59:01,303 And I don't wanna speak for him, but he loves receiving it. 1400 00:59:01,386 --> 00:59:03,678 - Oh! - I actually really do. 1401 00:59:03,761 --> 00:59:05,428 I get a lot of value out of it. 1402 00:59:05,511 --> 00:59:08,803 Pegging! That's… Podcast! That's what that is, right? 1403 00:59:08,886 --> 00:59:10,178 - You wear a… - A strap-on. 1404 00:59:10,261 --> 00:59:12,386 - A strap-on. - Oh, wow! Cool. 1405 00:59:12,470 --> 00:59:14,261 Vanessa likes a handheld device. 1406 00:59:14,345 --> 00:59:15,720 Wow. 1407 00:59:15,803 --> 00:59:17,261 But it's not really about penetration. 1408 00:59:17,345 --> 00:59:18,636 I mean, it is a little. 1409 00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:19,845 No, it's not really about penetration. 1410 00:59:19,928 --> 00:59:21,428 - It's about surrender. - Oh. 1411 00:59:21,511 --> 00:59:23,261 Yeah, you just gotta surrender that body. 1412 00:59:23,345 --> 00:59:24,803 Yeah. Surrender that bod. 1413 00:59:24,886 --> 00:59:26,011 Just give it. 1414 00:59:26,095 --> 00:59:27,511 'Cause sex is not a thing you do. 1415 00:59:27,595 --> 00:59:29,303 It's a place you go. 1416 00:59:29,386 --> 00:59:31,303 Is the place Hawk's butthole? 1417 00:59:31,386 --> 00:59:33,095 - Sometimes - On birthdays. 1418 00:59:33,178 --> 00:59:34,553 Wow! And the menu thing is cool 1419 00:59:34,636 --> 00:59:37,386 because anyone who has a fantasy can just order. 1420 00:59:37,470 --> 00:59:39,595 The menu is amazing. You've got bondage, 1421 00:59:39,678 --> 00:59:42,053 you've got role playing, you've got… 1422 00:59:42,136 --> 00:59:44,595 - DP. You have… - DP? 1423 00:59:44,678 --> 00:59:47,761 DP. Uh… double penetration, right? 1424 00:59:47,845 --> 00:59:49,470 I mean, I'm assuming… Is that not…? 1425 00:59:49,553 --> 00:59:51,053 - It's on the menu. - I don't do that. 1426 00:59:51,136 --> 00:59:53,761 - No. - We don't. We… 1427 00:59:53,845 --> 00:59:55,970 Porn tropes don't tend to be our group's thing. 1428 00:59:56,053 --> 00:59:57,678 - But it is on the menu. - Don't wanna be tropey. 1429 00:59:57,761 --> 00:59:59,303 Hey, it's on the menu. 1430 00:59:59,386 --> 01:00:01,136 - Yeah. I mean, I just… - It's on the menu. 1431 01:00:01,220 --> 01:00:02,886 Might not… I'm just saying. We don't have to judge it. 1432 01:00:02,970 --> 01:00:05,886 It's something that some people might have on there. 1433 01:00:05,970 --> 01:00:07,386 - Double penetration. - Double penetration. 1434 01:00:07,470 --> 01:00:09,053 You were listing other stuff. 1435 01:00:09,136 --> 01:00:10,553 Hey, you're a fireman who likes to be pegged, so… 1436 01:00:10,636 --> 01:00:12,053 - Firefighter. - Firefighter. 1437 01:00:12,136 --> 01:00:14,553 He loves to be pegged. 1438 01:00:14,636 --> 01:00:16,386 - So, fair point, fair point. - Yes. 1439 01:00:16,470 --> 01:00:17,845 I'm just, yeah… 1440 01:00:17,928 --> 01:00:19,928 Honestly, like… 1441 01:00:21,470 --> 01:00:23,595 This is not how I was expecting this to go. 1442 01:00:23,678 --> 01:00:25,636 And I… 1443 01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:28,095 I honestly feel like I have much more insight 1444 01:00:28,178 --> 01:00:30,720 into what the fuck is going on up there, 1445 01:00:30,803 --> 01:00:33,011 and I feel better about it 'cause it's not… 1446 01:00:33,095 --> 01:00:35,428 you know, your run-of-the-mill married people sex. 1447 01:00:35,511 --> 01:00:37,553 I guess it is something exceptional 1448 01:00:37,636 --> 01:00:39,095 happening above our heads. 1449 01:00:39,178 --> 01:00:41,511 - Yes. - Thank you for telling us. 1450 01:00:41,595 --> 01:00:43,636 And I guess ultimately, just… 1451 01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,470 you know, maybe try to keep it down. 1452 01:00:45,553 --> 01:00:48,136 If you have another big birthday or holiday, Arbor Day, 1453 01:00:48,220 --> 01:00:50,345 maybe go to Bolinas again. 1454 01:00:50,428 --> 01:00:52,261 Get an Airbnb. Thank you. 1455 01:00:52,345 --> 01:00:54,095 Thank you for being so understanding 1456 01:00:54,178 --> 01:00:55,761 and accepting and so warm. 1457 01:00:55,845 --> 01:00:59,303 - We accept. We are accepting. - My new friends! 1458 01:01:00,178 --> 01:01:03,970 - Thank you. - Guys! 1459 01:01:04,053 --> 01:01:05,428 - That's very sweet. - I love this. 1460 01:01:05,511 --> 01:01:06,636 This is so lovely. 1461 01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,136 I know we haven't hung out a lot, 1462 01:01:08,220 --> 01:01:10,886 but you guys have seemed cool and progressive. 1463 01:01:10,970 --> 01:01:14,136 We are, yeah. I mean, I'm an independent, technically. 1464 01:01:14,220 --> 01:01:15,928 - But no, we're pretty, uh… - Not like the Anavias. 1465 01:01:16,011 --> 01:01:17,845 No, we're more… They're single penetration. 1466 01:01:17,928 --> 01:01:21,261 - They don't seem very open. - Not at all. 1467 01:01:21,345 --> 01:01:23,011 Exactly. 1468 01:01:23,095 --> 01:01:25,845 You guys, when you stop fighting, you're really funny. 1469 01:01:25,928 --> 01:01:28,178 We are… pretty chill. 1470 01:01:28,261 --> 01:01:31,261 I knew Angela was cool, but Joe, I… I didn't… 1471 01:01:31,345 --> 01:01:32,803 - I wasn't sure. - Oh, yeah? 1472 01:01:32,886 --> 01:01:34,886 - Getting to hang out now, I… - Thanks. 1473 01:01:34,970 --> 01:01:36,428 I don't know, I really appreciate it. 1474 01:01:36,511 --> 01:01:37,928 How'd you know she was so cool? 1475 01:01:38,011 --> 01:01:40,303 - Because I'm cool. I'm cool! - Oh, yeah. 1476 01:01:40,386 --> 01:01:42,428 - There's this thing… - Look at this face. 1477 01:01:42,511 --> 01:01:44,720 - And the window thing. - Piña knows I'm cool. 1478 01:01:44,803 --> 01:01:48,053 The what? The window thing? 1479 01:01:48,136 --> 01:01:49,428 - What window thing? - No… 1480 01:01:49,511 --> 01:01:50,845 What window thing? 1481 01:01:50,928 --> 01:01:52,678 What window thing are you talking about? 1482 01:01:52,761 --> 01:01:58,470 Angela likes to be looked at naked in the window sometimes. 1483 01:02:00,595 --> 01:02:02,428 You've seen my wife naked? 1484 01:02:02,511 --> 01:02:03,928 No, not in person. 1485 01:02:04,011 --> 01:02:05,511 Not in person. 1486 01:02:05,595 --> 01:02:09,678 She likes to walk around… through the window. 1487 01:02:09,761 --> 01:02:11,761 Just through the window. 1488 01:02:11,845 --> 01:02:15,886 It's a little cute ritual she does. 1489 01:02:25,053 --> 01:02:26,136 What the fuck? 1490 01:02:30,636 --> 01:02:32,303 - What is he talking about? - Nothing. 1491 01:02:32,386 --> 01:02:33,595 - What is he talking about? - Nothing, nothing. 1492 01:02:33,678 --> 01:02:35,136 Tell me what he is talking about. 1493 01:02:35,220 --> 01:02:37,886 That might have happened, like, once by accident. 1494 01:02:37,970 --> 01:02:39,720 - I don't… This is… - I mean, 1495 01:02:39,803 --> 01:02:41,720 it happened more than once, but… 1496 01:02:41,803 --> 01:02:43,845 Word on the street is it was more than once. 1497 01:02:43,928 --> 01:02:45,428 Is this a big deal? 1498 01:02:45,511 --> 01:02:46,845 Why do I feel like everyone knows something here, 1499 01:02:46,928 --> 01:02:49,011 except for me? 1500 01:02:49,095 --> 01:02:50,845 I want you to come here and explain to me 1501 01:02:50,928 --> 01:02:54,136 what the fuck is going on, please. 1502 01:02:54,220 --> 01:02:55,928 - You want me to explain? - I would love that. 1503 01:02:56,011 --> 01:02:57,845 - I will explain myself, Joe. - Please do. 1504 01:02:57,928 --> 01:02:59,511 The first time, I was coming outta the shower… 1505 01:02:59,595 --> 01:03:01,136 The first time! 1506 01:03:01,220 --> 01:03:04,595 …I was nude, and I was on my way to the living room, 1507 01:03:04,678 --> 01:03:08,720 and I looked up, and he saw me, and I saw him seeing me, 1508 01:03:08,803 --> 01:03:10,053 and then I kept going. 1509 01:03:10,136 --> 01:03:11,720 That is exactly what happened. 1510 01:03:11,803 --> 01:03:12,970 Will you shut the fuck up, Hawk? 1511 01:03:13,053 --> 01:03:14,595 And then since then, after I shower, 1512 01:03:14,678 --> 01:03:17,595 I walk past knowing that he might be watching me. 1513 01:03:17,678 --> 01:03:20,511 My God, it's a little sick ritual you guys have together? 1514 01:03:20,595 --> 01:03:23,345 It is. It is like a little ritual that I actually enjoy 1515 01:03:23,428 --> 01:03:25,011 because it makes me feel good, 1516 01:03:25,095 --> 01:03:28,178 because I do in fact like to be looked at naked, Joe. 1517 01:03:28,261 --> 01:03:29,886 - Is that OK? - No, it's not OK. 1518 01:03:29,970 --> 01:03:31,345 Why would that be OK? 1519 01:03:31,428 --> 01:03:32,970 It's not like I'm looking at him in the eyes. 1520 01:03:33,053 --> 01:03:34,345 I've never made eye contact. 1521 01:03:34,428 --> 01:03:36,095 - No, never once. - Who gives a fuck? 1522 01:03:36,178 --> 01:03:37,720 What does that have to do with anything? 1523 01:03:37,803 --> 01:03:39,761 - That is a huge deal. - No, it isn't. 1524 01:03:39,845 --> 01:03:42,178 I don't care about that at all! 1525 01:03:42,261 --> 01:03:44,761 Do you even care? You barely look at me. 1526 01:03:44,845 --> 01:03:46,470 I don't even understand why you're upset. 1527 01:03:46,553 --> 01:03:48,678 So, this is somehow my fault. 1528 01:03:48,761 --> 01:03:50,220 That's fucking crazy! 1529 01:03:50,303 --> 01:03:52,303 That's why you don't want curtains on the window, 1530 01:03:52,386 --> 01:03:54,845 so the fireman can see your fucking tits. 1531 01:03:54,928 --> 01:03:56,386 This is fucked, Angela. 1532 01:03:56,470 --> 01:03:59,178 But Joe, it's not fucked. It's not. It's not. 1533 01:03:59,261 --> 01:04:00,803 How is this not fucked? 1534 01:04:00,886 --> 01:04:02,553 Please enlighten me and say how this isn't fucked. 1535 01:04:02,636 --> 01:04:04,095 I think what she's doing is great. 1536 01:04:04,178 --> 01:04:05,303 It's actually very helpful. 1537 01:04:05,386 --> 01:04:07,178 - For whom? - For her! 1538 01:04:07,261 --> 01:04:09,178 And for us. Women. 1539 01:04:09,261 --> 01:04:10,720 You know how many women let go 1540 01:04:10,803 --> 01:04:13,345 of their erotic aspirations for good? 1541 01:04:13,428 --> 01:04:15,470 You know how difficult it is, what she's doing, 1542 01:04:15,553 --> 01:04:17,011 that she's trying to connect with that part 1543 01:04:17,095 --> 01:04:18,386 that she had lost? Good for you. 1544 01:04:18,470 --> 01:04:20,095 - Thank you. - Bravo. Great work. 1545 01:04:20,178 --> 01:04:21,720 - Very important work. - Fuck you! It is important. 1546 01:04:21,803 --> 01:04:23,386 Hope you got a fucking Pulitzer for this shit. 1547 01:04:23,470 --> 01:04:24,720 - It is important. - Yeah? 1548 01:04:24,803 --> 01:04:27,011 Yes. What do we all want? Be honest. 1549 01:04:27,095 --> 01:04:30,428 To desire to be desired. 1550 01:04:30,511 --> 01:04:33,011 Maybe that's why you look at my boobs in the elevator 1551 01:04:33,095 --> 01:04:36,636 - every time I see you. - Oh… Really? 1552 01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,470 Joe looks at your boobs in the elevator. 1553 01:04:38,553 --> 01:04:39,970 I'm so sorry, Piña. 1554 01:04:40,053 --> 01:04:41,595 Really, Joe? Wow! 1555 01:04:41,678 --> 01:04:43,345 He thinks I don't notice, but I do. 1556 01:04:43,428 --> 01:04:45,261 It's like a little game we have, right? 1557 01:04:45,345 --> 01:04:46,886 Such a fucking hypocrite. 1558 01:04:46,970 --> 01:04:49,220 I don't… I don't… They're out there sometimes. 1559 01:04:49,303 --> 01:04:51,303 - They're hard not to see. - Let me ask you something. 1560 01:04:51,386 --> 01:04:53,636 When you look at my boobs, 1561 01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:56,970 do they seem - my boobs - 1562 01:04:57,053 --> 01:04:59,053 do they seem out of reach to you? 1563 01:04:59,136 --> 01:05:00,636 No, it's a small elevator. 1564 01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:02,553 I could just grab 'em if I wanted. 1565 01:05:02,636 --> 01:05:05,970 - That's not what I'm asking. - What are you asking? 1566 01:05:06,053 --> 01:05:10,095 Do you feel worthy of desiring them? 1567 01:05:11,553 --> 01:05:14,970 I've never thought about that for one fucking second. 1568 01:05:15,053 --> 01:05:17,803 Do me a favor. Please look at my boobs right now. 1569 01:05:17,886 --> 01:05:20,595 - What is happening right now? - Look at them. Look at them. 1570 01:05:20,678 --> 01:05:22,053 I don't want to right now. 1571 01:05:22,136 --> 01:05:23,845 - Look! - Look at them. 1572 01:05:23,928 --> 01:05:25,595 - Joe, look at them. - I don't wanna right now. 1573 01:05:25,678 --> 01:05:27,553 - Don't be rude. - It's fine. You just enjoy it. 1574 01:05:27,636 --> 01:05:29,470 Don't be rude! Look at them. 1575 01:05:29,553 --> 01:05:30,928 I don't wanna look at them. I don't… 1576 01:05:31,011 --> 01:05:33,470 Why are you teaming up on me, for God's sakes? 1577 01:05:33,553 --> 01:05:35,470 Look, I'm not a sicko like you. 1578 01:05:35,553 --> 01:05:38,386 I ain't gonna look at another man's wife's fucking tits 1579 01:05:38,470 --> 01:05:40,553 to jerk off to, OK? I'm normal. 1580 01:05:40,636 --> 01:05:42,303 - Who's doing that? - You're doing that. 1581 01:05:42,386 --> 01:05:43,720 - Who? - You! 1582 01:05:43,803 --> 01:05:45,178 - When? - Every morning, apparently. 1583 01:05:45,261 --> 01:05:47,095 What? No. I… 1584 01:05:47,178 --> 01:05:48,636 I make love to Piña. 1585 01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:51,636 I tell her about Angela when I see her, 1586 01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:53,761 and she likes it. 1587 01:05:53,845 --> 01:05:55,178 It's our thing. 1588 01:05:55,261 --> 01:06:00,761 Oh, you guys talk about me when you're… 1589 01:06:00,845 --> 01:06:03,720 - Yes, my love, of course we do. - Yeah. 1590 01:06:03,803 --> 01:06:05,553 Oh… 1591 01:06:05,636 --> 01:06:07,261 Really? 1592 01:06:07,345 --> 01:06:08,761 A lot. 1593 01:06:08,845 --> 01:06:10,178 Wow! 1594 01:06:10,261 --> 01:06:11,470 I see what's happening right now, Angela. 1595 01:06:11,553 --> 01:06:13,886 - What? - This whole thing was a setup. 1596 01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:16,136 You planned this whole fucking thing right now. 1597 01:06:16,220 --> 01:06:17,636 - What are you talking about? - Holy shit! 1598 01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:19,595 The cheese, the soufflé and the meat, 1599 01:06:19,678 --> 01:06:21,220 and you didn't tell me they were coming. 1600 01:06:21,303 --> 01:06:23,053 You were trying to have a threesome with these people. 1601 01:06:23,136 --> 01:06:25,595 You knew they were fucking other people up there, 1602 01:06:25,678 --> 01:06:27,595 and you planned this whole thing. 1603 01:06:27,678 --> 01:06:30,220 This is fucking crazy, even for you, Angela. 1604 01:06:30,303 --> 01:06:31,595 What the fuck, Joe! 1605 01:06:31,678 --> 01:06:33,095 I was just trying to have a nice night 1606 01:06:33,178 --> 01:06:34,511 with some fucking wine and cheese. 1607 01:06:34,595 --> 01:06:35,761 What are you talking about? 1608 01:06:35,845 --> 01:06:37,428 You wanna all fuck each other! 1609 01:06:37,511 --> 01:06:40,095 You've been plotting this whole thing behind my back. 1610 01:06:40,178 --> 01:06:42,428 - Stop laughing at me. - Joe. Joe. 1611 01:06:42,511 --> 01:06:44,095 - Joe… - What? 1612 01:06:44,178 --> 01:06:46,011 That is not what has been happening. 1613 01:06:46,095 --> 01:06:47,970 - No? Then what? - No, of course not. 1614 01:06:48,053 --> 01:06:49,511 Did we ever talk to Angela about this? 1615 01:06:49,595 --> 01:06:51,553 - Never. - Never. Never. 1616 01:06:51,636 --> 01:06:54,928 I mean, it's… It is sort of why we came down here, but… 1617 01:07:01,136 --> 01:07:04,136 Do not speak Spanish. Stop it. 1618 01:07:06,886 --> 01:07:08,470 Stop speaking Spanish! 1619 01:07:09,761 --> 01:07:12,261 OK. OK. OK. 1620 01:07:13,345 --> 01:07:15,136 Joe, Angela… 1621 01:07:15,220 --> 01:07:17,220 Um… 1622 01:07:17,303 --> 01:07:20,136 We did come down here tonight to invite you. 1623 01:07:21,136 --> 01:07:23,720 - Invite us…? - To join us. 1624 01:07:24,678 --> 01:07:26,636 Join you for… 1625 01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:28,261 - For sex. - …sex. 1626 01:07:29,178 --> 01:07:31,178 - Sex. - For group sex. 1627 01:07:31,970 --> 01:07:33,011 What else? 1628 01:07:34,136 --> 01:07:36,261 - Us? - Yes. 1629 01:07:36,345 --> 01:07:39,053 - Me? - Both of you. 1630 01:07:39,136 --> 01:07:40,470 Both of who? 1631 01:07:40,553 --> 01:07:42,928 - Both of you. - Including me? 1632 01:07:43,011 --> 01:07:46,136 Yeah, both… Both of you means you. 1633 01:07:46,220 --> 01:07:47,886 - Did you hear that, Joe? - I did. 1634 01:07:47,970 --> 01:07:49,678 - Angela, did you hear that? - Sure did. 1635 01:07:49,761 --> 01:07:51,470 You heard that, too? All right. 1636 01:07:51,553 --> 01:07:55,553 We've been talking about this for quite a while, actually. 1637 01:07:55,636 --> 01:07:57,011 Oh? 1638 01:07:57,095 --> 01:08:00,636 We feel a very strong connection with you guys. 1639 01:08:01,095 --> 01:08:02,595 OK. 1640 01:08:02,678 --> 01:08:04,470 We were getting signals, you know, in the window. 1641 01:08:04,553 --> 01:08:06,220 - OK. - In the elevator. 1642 01:08:06,303 --> 01:08:09,470 They seem to be very warm signals. 1643 01:08:09,553 --> 01:08:12,178 - Signals we liked. So… - Wow! 1644 01:08:12,261 --> 01:08:14,636 That's what this has been about. 1645 01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:15,970 OK? 1646 01:08:16,053 --> 01:08:18,595 That is so nice. Thank you. 1647 01:08:18,678 --> 01:08:20,720 - Yeah. - Oh, say thank you, Joe. 1648 01:08:20,803 --> 01:08:23,261 - Thank you. - Thank you. Very flattering. 1649 01:08:23,345 --> 01:08:25,011 - Feel very complimented. - Mm-hmm. 1650 01:08:25,095 --> 01:08:28,136 We find you very, very attractive. 1651 01:08:29,428 --> 01:08:33,220 - Thank you. - We talk about you. 1652 01:08:33,303 --> 01:08:35,095 I know. 1653 01:08:35,178 --> 01:08:37,220 You talk about my orgasms. 1654 01:08:37,303 --> 01:08:39,386 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - A lot. 1655 01:08:40,428 --> 01:08:42,970 - We really do. Yeah. - OK. 1656 01:08:43,053 --> 01:08:44,886 I think, um… even before we came down, 1657 01:08:44,970 --> 01:08:48,345 we said you guys have a real quiet sex appeal. 1658 01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:51,095 So do you two, too… as well. 1659 01:08:51,178 --> 01:08:52,595 - I wouldn't say it was quiet. - No. 1660 01:08:55,928 --> 01:08:58,470 So, we want to propose to you 1661 01:08:58,553 --> 01:09:01,928 that we share a sexual experience together. OK? 1662 01:09:02,636 --> 01:09:05,011 Just to be clear… 1663 01:09:05,095 --> 01:09:09,220 You, you, her… and me? 1664 01:09:09,303 --> 01:09:10,345 - Yes. - Me too? 1665 01:09:10,428 --> 01:09:11,886 - Yes, also you. - OK. 1666 01:09:11,970 --> 01:09:13,470 - Yes. - OK. 1667 01:09:13,553 --> 01:09:16,636 But, but, but… it doesn't have to be tonight, OK? 1668 01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:18,761 - Oh… Right. - No pressure. 1669 01:09:18,845 --> 01:09:21,178 - But it could be. - Could be tonight. 1670 01:09:21,261 --> 01:09:23,261 - I brought condoms and… - Condoms! 1671 01:09:23,345 --> 01:09:24,553 Wow! 1672 01:09:24,636 --> 01:09:27,178 - It's like it's pre 9/11. - Wow! 1673 01:09:27,261 --> 01:09:28,761 How do… 1674 01:09:28,845 --> 01:09:31,220 Hypothetically speaking, like, if this were something 1675 01:09:31,303 --> 01:09:33,678 that we were to consider proceeding with… 1676 01:09:33,761 --> 01:09:36,136 Yeah, how would this shake down? 1677 01:09:36,220 --> 01:09:40,053 What would the procedural protocol be, technically? 1678 01:09:40,136 --> 01:09:42,261 - The procedural protocol? - Yeah. 1679 01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:44,595 - Just… to know. - Just to know. 1680 01:09:44,678 --> 01:09:46,678 Just so we could, yeah… 1681 01:09:46,761 --> 01:09:48,428 I mean, that's what we were talking about. 1682 01:09:48,511 --> 01:09:50,303 Right! Just, like, to recap really quick. 1683 01:09:50,386 --> 01:09:55,178 Just, specifically, how would this work? 1684 01:09:56,095 --> 01:09:58,386 We can all be together. 1685 01:09:58,470 --> 01:10:01,261 - We can watch you. - You don't wanna do that. 1686 01:10:01,345 --> 01:10:04,303 We could, um… obviously swap. 1687 01:10:04,386 --> 01:10:06,761 - Uh-huh. - Swap. A little swaparoo. 1688 01:10:06,845 --> 01:10:11,720 Sometimes it helps to… to add a neutral element. 1689 01:10:11,803 --> 01:10:13,178 Like a referee. 1690 01:10:15,095 --> 01:10:16,553 Carolina… 1691 01:10:18,470 --> 01:10:19,970 No Pepe, no Thomas. 1692 01:10:20,053 --> 01:10:22,303 Think I'm with Hawk on this one. No Pepe, no Thomas. 1693 01:10:22,386 --> 01:10:24,011 - I think… - Yeah. 1694 01:10:24,095 --> 01:10:26,053 - It's whatever we want… - Whatever you want. 1695 01:10:26,136 --> 01:10:28,220 - …and whenever. - Whenever. 1696 01:10:28,303 --> 01:10:30,720 Consider it an open invite. 1697 01:10:30,803 --> 01:10:32,136 - All right. - Right. 1698 01:10:32,220 --> 01:10:37,303 But tonight, again, tonight is on the table. 1699 01:10:37,386 --> 01:10:39,053 OK. 1700 01:10:39,136 --> 01:10:40,928 Weeknights are tough because of Maggie. 1701 01:10:41,011 --> 01:10:42,386 Weekends… also tough. 1702 01:10:42,470 --> 01:10:43,845 I'm actually training for a half-marathon. 1703 01:10:43,928 --> 01:10:45,345 They're inviting us to an orgy, 1704 01:10:45,428 --> 01:10:47,886 and you're giving them your Google calendar? 1705 01:10:47,970 --> 01:10:49,428 You overthink everything! 1706 01:10:49,511 --> 01:10:51,136 You're overthinking this as well. 1707 01:10:51,220 --> 01:10:53,553 At least I'm brave enough to get into scheduling. 1708 01:10:53,636 --> 01:10:55,678 You've literally offered me no logistical help. 1709 01:10:55,761 --> 01:10:57,595 - I'll do this. - Oh, really? 1710 01:10:57,678 --> 01:10:59,845 I'll schedule it for right now. I'll fuck you guys right now. 1711 01:10:59,928 --> 01:11:02,761 Incredible how unsexy you're managing to make this moment! 1712 01:11:02,845 --> 01:11:05,928 OK, OK, OK, I'm… I'm getting worried. 1713 01:11:06,011 --> 01:11:09,928 - Why? - Yeah, because… hmm…! 1714 01:11:10,011 --> 01:11:14,386 As horny as I am right now, I just… 1715 01:11:14,470 --> 01:11:17,761 We cannot do this from an angry place. 1716 01:11:17,845 --> 01:11:19,886 - We're not angry. - I'm actually no angry. 1717 01:11:19,970 --> 01:11:23,095 This is me happy. You just haven't seen it yet. 1718 01:11:23,178 --> 01:11:25,511 I don't think you guys are there. 1719 01:11:25,595 --> 01:11:27,220 We're there. I can't speak for him, 1720 01:11:27,303 --> 01:11:28,720 but personally, I'm very there. 1721 01:11:28,803 --> 01:11:30,303 I feel very good about this. I feel there. 1722 01:11:30,386 --> 01:11:32,136 - I would actually do this. - I would do this. 1723 01:11:32,220 --> 01:11:33,720 - You would actually do this? - Yeah. Do you wanna do this? 1724 01:11:33,803 --> 01:11:35,178 - I would do this. - We're doing this. 1725 01:11:35,261 --> 01:11:36,886 I think we would do this. 1726 01:11:36,970 --> 01:11:39,636 If this connection is not coming from a healthy place… 1727 01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:43,678 - Very healthy! - We are in need of expansion. 1728 01:11:43,761 --> 01:11:46,261 I think it'd be very healthy for us on an emotional level, 1729 01:11:46,345 --> 01:11:47,720 just in a positive way. 1730 01:11:47,803 --> 01:11:49,595 - That's a good reason. - That is a good reason. 1731 01:11:49,678 --> 01:11:51,261 - Everyone's a little buzzed. - Yeah. 1732 01:11:51,345 --> 01:11:54,136 - Feeling good, feeling loose. - They're good reasons. 1733 01:11:54,220 --> 01:11:55,636 - We haven't eaten too much. - Right. 1734 01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:57,095 We have relatively empty stomachs. 1735 01:11:57,178 --> 01:11:58,845 Yeah, and Maggie's not home. 1736 01:11:58,928 --> 01:12:00,970 I'm sorry. I just mean it's, like, a good time 1737 01:12:01,053 --> 01:12:03,303 because it's a free time. It's a good time for us. 1738 01:12:03,386 --> 01:12:05,011 I'd say there's, uh… 1739 01:12:05,095 --> 01:12:08,011 - no time like ahora. - Yeah. 1740 01:12:08,095 --> 01:12:09,595 - Ahora. - Ahora. 1741 01:12:09,678 --> 01:12:11,970 - I'm good with ahora. - Yeah! 1742 01:12:12,053 --> 01:12:13,803 - Ahora. - Definitely ahora. 1743 01:12:13,886 --> 01:12:15,011 Yeah. 1744 01:12:17,886 --> 01:12:21,386 I don't think this is the night for all of us together. 1745 01:12:22,136 --> 01:12:24,845 - Right. - Fuck! 1746 01:12:24,928 --> 01:12:28,720 But we could try to connect separately. 1747 01:12:29,595 --> 01:12:30,928 Oh? 1748 01:12:31,011 --> 01:12:33,178 - Yeah. - All right. 1749 01:12:33,261 --> 01:12:34,803 - Yeah. - OK. 1750 01:12:34,886 --> 01:12:36,428 - Joe. - Yes? 1751 01:12:36,511 --> 01:12:38,345 How would you feel about spending a little bit of time 1752 01:12:38,428 --> 01:12:39,761 alone with me? 1753 01:12:41,761 --> 01:12:43,928 - How would you feel about that? - Mm, I'm… 1754 01:12:44,011 --> 01:12:45,303 You'd feel good about it? 1755 01:12:45,386 --> 01:12:47,136 - You'd feel OK about it? - Mm-hmm. 1756 01:12:47,220 --> 01:12:50,345 Then I would also feel good about that as a plan of action 1757 01:12:50,428 --> 01:12:52,636 I would be willing to proceed with. 1758 01:12:53,261 --> 01:12:55,178 Angela? 1759 01:12:55,261 --> 01:12:57,553 - Uh… - Knock yourself out! 1760 01:12:57,636 --> 01:13:01,386 Yeah. I do… Yes! That. Yes. 1761 01:13:01,470 --> 01:13:03,803 - Look at us. - OK. 1762 01:13:03,886 --> 01:13:05,220 - Whew! - Hey… come on. 1763 01:13:05,303 --> 01:13:07,595 - OK. - OK. Yeah. 1764 01:13:09,553 --> 01:13:10,928 We're gonna separate but still be together, 1765 01:13:11,011 --> 01:13:13,636 so… feeling positive? 1766 01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:15,053 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1767 01:13:15,136 --> 01:13:17,053 Joe, any reservations? 1768 01:13:17,845 --> 01:13:19,720 I would maybe prefer 1769 01:13:19,803 --> 01:13:22,428 not to have pegging performed on my body. 1770 01:13:22,511 --> 01:13:24,261 - Oh, I… I respect that. - Thanks. 1771 01:13:24,345 --> 01:13:26,095 Positive otherwise, though. OK? 1772 01:13:26,178 --> 01:13:27,761 Yes. Yeah. 1773 01:13:27,845 --> 01:13:30,345 So, your bedroom? 1774 01:13:30,428 --> 01:13:31,428 - No! - Not our bedroom. 1775 01:13:31,511 --> 01:13:33,178 - No, no, no. - Maggie? 1776 01:13:33,261 --> 01:13:36,178 - No! Gross. Uh… - Maybe… 1777 01:13:36,261 --> 01:13:37,511 - …your office. - …my office. 1778 01:13:37,595 --> 01:13:38,678 - We could… - I like your office. 1779 01:13:38,761 --> 01:13:40,261 - Oh! - It's nice. 1780 01:13:40,345 --> 01:13:42,345 You guys could take the, um… arts and craft room. 1781 01:13:42,428 --> 01:13:44,386 No, I think it's too small. I feel like the kitchen is… 1782 01:13:44,470 --> 01:13:46,053 - Maybe the kitchen. - Is that OK? 1783 01:13:46,136 --> 01:13:47,511 - We'll make that work. - It's just renovated. 1784 01:13:47,595 --> 01:13:48,761 We'll make it work. 1785 01:13:48,845 --> 01:13:51,261 - Great. - Cool. 1786 01:13:51,345 --> 01:13:54,636 Good luck. Enjoy, everybody. 1787 01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:56,636 - Thank you, yes. - See you soon. 1788 01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:59,345 - Feel very good about all this. - Great, very positive. 1789 01:13:59,428 --> 01:14:02,345 - Cool. - Angela… 1790 01:14:02,428 --> 01:14:04,136 Oh, hello! 1791 01:14:08,303 --> 01:14:09,886 Namaste. 1792 01:14:11,095 --> 01:14:12,636 OK. 1793 01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:14,303 OK. Hi. 1794 01:14:15,053 --> 01:14:17,011 Uh, Joe. 1795 01:14:18,636 --> 01:14:20,220 Oh. 1796 01:14:20,303 --> 01:14:22,678 - Cheers. - Thank you. Great. 1797 01:14:23,345 --> 01:14:24,553 OK… 1798 01:14:37,553 --> 01:14:39,095 I meant to do the dishes 1799 01:14:39,178 --> 01:14:41,136 before you guys arrived tonight. 1800 01:14:41,220 --> 01:14:44,595 Just give me a second - I'm gonna wipe the countertops. 1801 01:14:44,678 --> 01:14:46,970 I meant to do it before you guys… 1802 01:14:47,053 --> 01:14:51,303 I mean… 1803 01:14:51,386 --> 01:14:53,136 - I'll just do the dishwasher. - Oh, no. 1804 01:14:53,220 --> 01:14:54,803 Really quick! I can do it… I'll be so fast! 1805 01:14:54,886 --> 01:14:57,178 - You don't have to do that now. - No? 1806 01:14:57,261 --> 01:14:59,678 Wait. I… One second! 1807 01:15:02,970 --> 01:15:04,720 - Um… - Better, right? No? 1808 01:15:32,845 --> 01:15:34,595 This is a stupid blouse. 1809 01:15:43,761 --> 01:15:45,053 Oops. 1810 01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:51,595 - Do you want help with that? - Nope. No, no. 1811 01:15:52,511 --> 01:15:54,803 Just… one second! 1812 01:15:55,761 --> 01:15:57,220 Fuck me! 1813 01:16:14,845 --> 01:16:16,678 Oh! Uh… 1814 01:16:22,595 --> 01:16:24,428 It is a good song. 1815 01:16:34,303 --> 01:16:36,761 Hey! 1816 01:16:36,845 --> 01:16:38,636 Oh! Sorry! Sorry! 1817 01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:06,428 Do you actually look in the mirror 1818 01:17:06,511 --> 01:17:08,095 and not know how sexy you are? 1819 01:17:08,178 --> 01:17:10,928 Oh, blah! No! 1820 01:17:11,011 --> 01:17:12,636 - Angela! - No. No. 1821 01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:15,220 You can't be that out of touch with yourself, are you? 1822 01:17:15,303 --> 01:17:18,136 Oh, God. No. I know. I'm a stupid fucking cunt. 1823 01:17:18,220 --> 01:17:20,136 - I really… I… - Whoa, Angela. 1824 01:17:20,220 --> 01:17:21,845 No, that's just my inner monologue. 1825 01:17:21,928 --> 01:17:23,595 That's just the way I speak to myself. 1826 01:17:23,678 --> 01:17:26,178 It's just the voice in my head. It's not… No… it's good. 1827 01:17:26,261 --> 01:17:27,553 - Are you sure? - I'm good. 1828 01:17:28,470 --> 01:17:30,053 Holy shit! 1829 01:17:32,803 --> 01:17:35,095 Thank you so much for this. 1830 01:17:35,178 --> 01:17:37,220 This is… This is… This is already amazing. 1831 01:17:39,136 --> 01:17:41,303 Thank you for this. 1832 01:17:46,928 --> 01:17:50,220 Jesus Christ, you're hot. 1833 01:17:54,803 --> 01:17:56,886 - How do you wanna do it? - Oh! 1834 01:17:57,470 --> 01:17:59,511 How do I… 1835 01:17:59,595 --> 01:18:01,845 Um… 1836 01:18:01,928 --> 01:18:05,720 I want the, um… thing with… 1837 01:18:05,803 --> 01:18:09,136 Mm… Yeah, that menu would come in handy. 1838 01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:13,345 I think the, um… thing, the one with… 1839 01:18:13,428 --> 01:18:15,720 What you, you say… 1840 01:18:15,803 --> 01:18:17,803 You say. 1841 01:18:17,886 --> 01:18:20,511 You take this one. 1842 01:18:24,678 --> 01:18:26,511 You want me to do the thing 1843 01:18:26,595 --> 01:18:28,845 that makes Piña scream like that? 1844 01:18:28,928 --> 01:18:32,303 Yes. Yeah. Yes. 1845 01:19:34,303 --> 01:19:35,845 OK… 1846 01:19:43,011 --> 01:19:45,178 Whoa, whoa, whoa… 1847 01:19:45,261 --> 01:19:47,136 Argh! 1848 01:19:47,220 --> 01:19:49,220 Oh, that's Joe's back. 1849 01:19:49,303 --> 01:19:50,928 That's Joe's back. He's… He's fine. 1850 01:19:51,011 --> 01:19:53,095 No, no, he's fine. He's fine. 1851 01:19:53,178 --> 01:19:55,803 He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. He's OK. 1852 01:19:55,886 --> 01:19:57,636 I think… I really think he's OK. I think he's… 1853 01:19:57,720 --> 01:19:58,886 Yeah, he sounds fine. 1854 01:20:01,511 --> 01:20:03,011 Help! Ayúdame! 1855 01:20:05,803 --> 01:20:07,761 He fell. He hurt his back. 1856 01:20:07,845 --> 01:20:10,761 - What happened? - He's hurt his back. 1857 01:20:10,845 --> 01:20:13,220 - His back? - Yes, my back. 1858 01:20:13,303 --> 01:20:15,470 Don't touch me. Go away. Get away from me. 1859 01:20:15,553 --> 01:20:18,678 - Stop moving, Joe. Joe! - Let me be! Let me be! 1860 01:20:18,761 --> 01:20:21,970 I just need my pillows. I have these pillows. 1861 01:20:22,053 --> 01:20:25,136 - Joe, you gotta stop moving. - I gotta have my pillows. Fuck! 1862 01:20:25,220 --> 01:20:27,803 Listen to me. Listen to me. Slow your breathing down. OK? 1863 01:20:27,886 --> 01:20:29,928 - Slow your breathing down. - Don't touch me. Just go away. 1864 01:20:30,011 --> 01:20:31,928 Go away. Don't do anything to me. 1865 01:20:32,011 --> 01:20:34,470 Don't rolf me. Don't you dare rolf me! 1866 01:20:34,553 --> 01:20:36,845 Don't do this! Don't do it, man. 1867 01:20:36,928 --> 01:20:38,261 Please don't do this. 1868 01:20:38,345 --> 01:20:39,678 Whatever you're gonna do, don't do it. 1869 01:20:39,761 --> 01:20:41,220 Take a deep breath and try not to flinch. 1870 01:20:41,303 --> 01:20:42,886 - Oh, God, don't do this. - Try not to flinch. 1871 01:20:42,970 --> 01:20:44,970 - Please don't do it. Oh, God! - One, two, three! 1872 01:20:45,053 --> 01:20:49,511 Argh! Fuck you! Argh! 1873 01:20:49,595 --> 01:20:51,386 - Go away. - You're done! 1874 01:20:51,470 --> 01:20:53,761 - It didn't help. - OK, it takes a second. 1875 01:20:53,845 --> 01:20:55,803 - It didn't help at all. - It takes a second. 1876 01:20:55,886 --> 01:20:57,345 - Fuck off! - I think I did it right. 1877 01:20:57,428 --> 01:20:59,178 - Get me some ice. - I think I did it right. 1878 01:20:59,261 --> 01:21:02,470 - Get me some ice. - This is so embarrassing. 1879 01:21:02,553 --> 01:21:04,761 We are… We are so fucking embarrassing. 1880 01:21:04,845 --> 01:21:06,928 I can't believe it. Of course it's your fucking back. 1881 01:21:07,011 --> 01:21:10,095 Our entire life is about your fucking back. 1882 01:21:10,178 --> 01:21:12,095 - Constant fucking complaining! - What are you talking about? 1883 01:21:12,178 --> 01:21:14,261 Sorry my back is an inconvenience 1884 01:21:14,345 --> 01:21:16,261 to you having a fucking orgy. 1885 01:21:16,345 --> 01:21:17,761 It actually is, if you want to know, 1886 01:21:17,845 --> 01:21:19,428 and I'm not allowed to complain about it. 1887 01:21:19,511 --> 01:21:21,303 I'm not allowed to say a fucking thing about it ever. 1888 01:21:21,386 --> 01:21:24,386 Well, you're talking about it right now. So, congratulations. 1889 01:21:24,470 --> 01:21:25,470 - Oh, no! - Is it bad? 1890 01:21:25,553 --> 01:21:27,970 Yes, it's bad! Look at me! 1891 01:21:28,053 --> 01:21:31,053 Do you know your back pain is not about your back? 1892 01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:33,428 I think it actually is very much about my back! 1893 01:21:33,511 --> 01:21:34,970 That's not gonna work. 1894 01:21:35,053 --> 01:21:37,136 No massage, no pillow - none of those things work. 1895 01:21:37,220 --> 01:21:39,220 L4, L5, fucking classic. 1896 01:21:39,303 --> 01:21:42,220 Your back pain is about everything that you don't say. 1897 01:21:42,303 --> 01:21:45,803 You know? It's your rage, it's your anger speaking. 1898 01:21:45,886 --> 01:21:47,970 Hey, what are you talking about? Why are you doing this? 1899 01:21:48,053 --> 01:21:51,470 We were dancing to Sade thirty seconds ago. 1900 01:21:51,553 --> 01:21:53,303 It didn't hurt you in there when we were dancing, right? 1901 01:21:53,386 --> 01:21:55,470 We were having a nice time. I was loose. 1902 01:21:55,553 --> 01:21:57,803 What the fuck are you smiling at, Hawk? 1903 01:21:57,886 --> 01:21:59,636 I, I, I… I feel you, man. 1904 01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:01,720 "You feel me"? Don't try to connect to me, Hawk. 1905 01:22:01,803 --> 01:22:04,303 Do not try to connect with me. I don't want it. 1906 01:22:04,386 --> 01:22:06,345 - I've been where you are, Joe. - What the fuck? 1907 01:22:06,428 --> 01:22:08,345 So, you've been on your floor in your underpants, 1908 01:22:08,428 --> 01:22:10,095 ice on your back? 1909 01:22:10,178 --> 01:22:13,803 Yeah, I've been on the floor angry and in pain and all of it. 1910 01:22:13,886 --> 01:22:15,428 - Trust me. - Oh, my God! 1911 01:22:15,511 --> 01:22:17,511 I don't fucking want you to try 1912 01:22:17,595 --> 01:22:19,845 to in any way emotionally relate to me, 1913 01:22:19,928 --> 01:22:21,261 you fucking pervert. 1914 01:22:21,345 --> 01:22:23,928 - We're nothing alike. - How do you know? 1915 01:22:24,011 --> 01:22:26,470 Also, your name isn't Hawk! 1916 01:22:26,553 --> 01:22:28,095 No one's name is Hawk. 1917 01:22:28,178 --> 01:22:30,220 You go on and on about radical honesty. 1918 01:22:30,303 --> 01:22:32,345 Your whole name's a fucking lie, man. 1919 01:22:32,428 --> 01:22:33,678 What is your name? 1920 01:22:33,761 --> 01:22:35,636 What's your actual name? Tell me your… 1921 01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:37,261 What is on your driver's license? 1922 01:22:38,261 --> 01:22:40,928 Howard Wilson Kelly. 1923 01:22:42,845 --> 01:22:44,636 Howard. 1924 01:22:45,470 --> 01:22:47,095 He's Howard. 1925 01:22:47,845 --> 01:22:50,678 Your name is Howard. 1926 01:22:50,761 --> 01:22:54,928 This whole time, it hasn't been Hawk. 1927 01:22:55,011 --> 01:22:57,470 It's been little Howie. 1928 01:22:57,553 --> 01:22:59,345 Oh, my God. 1929 01:22:59,428 --> 01:23:02,053 That changes everything. 1930 01:23:02,136 --> 01:23:05,053 I didn't know we had a Howard in our midst. 1931 01:23:05,136 --> 01:23:07,678 I would've been so much nicer to you. 1932 01:23:07,761 --> 01:23:09,803 Where did Hawk come from, Howie? 1933 01:23:09,886 --> 01:23:11,428 How'd you land on Hawk? 1934 01:23:11,511 --> 01:23:14,303 It's just… It's the name I gave myself. 1935 01:23:14,386 --> 01:23:16,636 A nickname you gave yourself. 1936 01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:18,678 Literally the lamest words 1937 01:23:18,761 --> 01:23:20,511 that could have come out of your mouth. 1938 01:23:20,595 --> 01:23:22,178 Oh, my God. 1939 01:23:22,261 --> 01:23:24,136 What, were you biking across the ply at Burning Man? 1940 01:23:24,220 --> 01:23:26,553 You saw a fucking bird fly by or something? 1941 01:23:26,636 --> 01:23:31,220 No, it's something I did after my wife died. 1942 01:23:35,095 --> 01:23:37,595 You asked. 1943 01:23:37,678 --> 01:23:40,345 Well, you should lead with that next time, I guess. 1944 01:23:40,970 --> 01:23:42,511 She got cancer. 1945 01:23:42,595 --> 01:23:44,678 You don't have to answer his question. 1946 01:23:44,761 --> 01:23:46,386 You don't have to say anything. 1947 01:23:46,470 --> 01:23:48,886 It's a fair question, you know. 1948 01:23:48,970 --> 01:23:50,970 How does Howard get to Hawk? 1949 01:23:51,053 --> 01:23:52,845 So… 1950 01:23:52,928 --> 01:23:54,928 For Joe… 1951 01:23:55,011 --> 01:23:56,511 Um… 1952 01:23:57,261 --> 01:23:59,345 After she died, I… 1953 01:23:59,428 --> 01:24:00,886 I was doing some things 1954 01:24:00,970 --> 01:24:03,053 that were pretty suicidally stupid at work, 1955 01:24:03,136 --> 01:24:06,345 and I was gonna get someone else killed along with me. 1956 01:24:06,428 --> 01:24:09,470 And do you know how people say 1957 01:24:09,553 --> 01:24:11,720 your life flashes before your eyes? 1958 01:24:11,803 --> 01:24:13,095 I… I… 1959 01:24:13,178 --> 01:24:15,053 That happened to me, but not my life - 1960 01:24:15,136 --> 01:24:17,845 it was our life together. 1961 01:24:17,928 --> 01:24:23,178 It went by me in this high-speed film. 1962 01:24:23,261 --> 01:24:28,345 And I kept seeing this woman, 1963 01:24:28,428 --> 01:24:32,553 this, like, very gentle, very shy, sweet girl 1964 01:24:32,636 --> 01:24:34,136 who, like… 1965 01:24:34,220 --> 01:24:36,720 She thought I hung the moon. 1966 01:24:38,303 --> 01:24:41,845 And in the film, she… 1967 01:24:41,928 --> 01:24:44,595 Over and over again, she tried to… 1968 01:24:46,261 --> 01:24:48,720 …open up about her fantasy life to me, 1969 01:24:48,803 --> 01:24:51,511 to, you know, share 1970 01:24:51,595 --> 01:24:56,678 this kind of sensual, adventurous side of herself, 1971 01:24:56,761 --> 01:25:00,345 so that I would enter into it with her, and… 1972 01:25:00,428 --> 01:25:05,053 …I didn't just, you know, resist it. 1973 01:25:05,136 --> 01:25:08,928 I got really tight and judgmental and insecure. 1974 01:25:09,011 --> 01:25:11,428 And I… 1975 01:25:11,511 --> 01:25:15,720 And I made her feel so bad about it 1976 01:25:15,803 --> 01:25:18,220 that somewhere in that movie, she just stops… 1977 01:25:19,345 --> 01:25:21,636 …trying to connect with me at all. 1978 01:25:23,553 --> 01:25:26,845 I suppressed her, you know? I… 1979 01:25:28,553 --> 01:25:35,470 I shut down her attempt to, like, live more boldly. 1980 01:25:37,511 --> 01:25:43,720 Somehow, the universe puts me on this one's couch, and… 1981 01:25:43,803 --> 01:25:47,011 …she told me, you know, you got two choices. 1982 01:25:47,095 --> 01:25:49,011 Go set yourself on fire for real, 1983 01:25:49,095 --> 01:25:55,970 or change who you are and make yourself available. 1984 01:25:57,136 --> 01:25:58,928 So, uh… 1985 01:25:59,011 --> 01:26:02,178 I decided I really better change my name 1986 01:26:02,261 --> 01:26:03,761 if I was gonna change my life. 1987 01:26:03,845 --> 01:26:05,678 And so I did. 1988 01:26:08,595 --> 01:26:11,678 Well… I'm sorry your wife passed away, 1989 01:26:11,761 --> 01:26:14,761 and I'm glad you found a woman who would peg you 1990 01:26:14,845 --> 01:26:17,886 after you didn't let your wife peg you. 1991 01:26:17,970 --> 01:26:19,261 Oh, my God! 1992 01:26:19,345 --> 01:26:20,970 What do you want from me? I'm sorry. 1993 01:26:21,053 --> 01:26:22,595 That's the moral of that story as far as I'm concerned. 1994 01:26:22,678 --> 01:26:23,928 Oh, my God! 1995 01:26:24,011 --> 01:26:26,553 My boyfriend shares 1996 01:26:26,636 --> 01:26:30,511 that very difficult and painful story with you, 1997 01:26:30,595 --> 01:26:32,261 and you're making fun of him? 1998 01:26:32,345 --> 01:26:35,261 I'm living a difficult and painful story right now, 1999 01:26:35,345 --> 01:26:36,636 in real life! 2000 01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:38,470 I really didn't expect this from you. 2001 01:26:38,553 --> 01:26:40,178 This is fucking disappointing. 2002 01:26:40,261 --> 01:26:42,428 - OK. I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no, no. Really! 2003 01:26:42,511 --> 01:26:45,845 Shut up! Stop! Stop being unrespectful to my boyfriend. 2004 01:26:45,928 --> 01:26:47,845 Disrespectful. Don't be disrespectful. 2005 01:26:47,928 --> 01:26:49,386 She's saying… 2006 01:26:50,136 --> 01:26:52,178 She's saying what? 2007 01:26:52,261 --> 01:26:53,636 No, no. I… I was just clarifying. 2008 01:26:53,720 --> 01:26:55,095 I think they caught what I was saying. 2009 01:26:55,178 --> 01:26:56,636 Oh, are you going to interrupt? 2010 01:26:56,720 --> 01:26:58,886 - Sorry. - Correct my English right now? 2011 01:26:58,970 --> 01:27:00,720 No, mi amor, I was trying to clarify for him… 2012 01:27:00,803 --> 01:27:03,136 No! You're always interrupting me, 2013 01:27:03,220 --> 01:27:04,470 always correcting me! 2014 01:27:05,803 --> 01:27:07,386 Do you know how bad your Spanish is? 2015 01:27:07,470 --> 01:27:08,761 And I never tell you, right? 2016 01:27:08,845 --> 01:27:10,345 What do I do? I help you. 2017 01:27:10,428 --> 01:27:12,803 I've been telling you all night, this is not gonna work. 2018 01:27:12,886 --> 01:27:14,261 It's not the night. They're not ready. 2019 01:27:14,345 --> 01:27:15,720 Look at this fucking mess. 2020 01:27:15,803 --> 01:27:17,261 And you keep pushing. 2021 01:27:17,345 --> 01:27:19,220 You keep pushing because you're always pushing. 2022 01:27:19,303 --> 01:27:21,678 And you know why? Because you don't listen. 2023 01:27:21,761 --> 01:27:24,136 - Just fucking listen. - OK. OK. 2024 01:27:24,220 --> 01:27:25,345 Piña… 2025 01:27:25,428 --> 01:27:26,636 Piña! 2026 01:27:26,720 --> 01:27:28,470 No, I don't wanna talk to you. Just… 2027 01:27:28,553 --> 01:27:30,428 - Piña! - Shut the fuck up for once. 2028 01:27:30,511 --> 01:27:31,845 - I… - Shut the fuck up! 2029 01:27:31,928 --> 01:27:33,928 Really! Really! For once, just shut the fuck up. 2030 01:27:34,011 --> 01:27:36,011 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Shut the fuck up. 2031 01:27:36,095 --> 01:27:37,553 - Shut the fuck up. - I shouldn't have said that. 2032 01:27:37,636 --> 01:27:39,511 - Just shut the fuck up. - It was terrible timing. 2033 01:27:39,595 --> 01:27:42,803 And… you are right. 2034 01:27:42,886 --> 01:27:45,470 This is the last time that will ever happen. 2035 01:27:45,553 --> 01:27:47,428 I totally understand what you're saying. 2036 01:27:47,511 --> 01:27:48,928 You said that before. 2037 01:27:49,011 --> 01:27:50,220 No, I never have. I will never do it again. 2038 01:27:50,303 --> 01:27:52,303 Fucking embarrassing. 2039 01:27:53,511 --> 01:27:56,428 And I'm sorry for yelling at you. 2040 01:27:56,511 --> 01:27:58,928 And I'm… I'm sorry if this was too much. I'm sorry. 2041 01:27:59,011 --> 01:28:00,303 No, no. It… It… 2042 01:28:00,386 --> 01:28:02,178 - Don't be sorry. - I'm sorry, Joe. 2043 01:28:02,261 --> 01:28:04,345 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was a joke. 2044 01:28:04,428 --> 01:28:06,386 Don't apologize. Don't anybody apologize. 2045 01:28:06,470 --> 01:28:07,636 We're so sorry. 2046 01:28:07,720 --> 01:28:09,428 I'm sorry I… yelled at you. 2047 01:28:09,511 --> 01:28:11,928 - I'm sorry I yelled at you. - You don't have to be sorry. 2048 01:28:12,011 --> 01:28:13,845 - It was horrible what you said. - You don't have to be sorry. 2049 01:28:13,928 --> 01:28:15,845 Guys… We are sorry. 2050 01:28:15,928 --> 01:28:18,178 - "We"? - OK? We're a fucking disaster. 2051 01:28:18,261 --> 01:28:20,553 We couldn't even pull off an orgy. 2052 01:28:20,636 --> 01:28:24,345 OK? We are dead inside. So, I apologize for that. 2053 01:28:24,428 --> 01:28:27,303 Oh, no, don't worry about that. You are definitely not dead. 2054 01:28:27,386 --> 01:28:29,428 You wanted to fuck the two of us. 2055 01:28:29,511 --> 01:28:31,678 It just wasn't the right night. 2056 01:28:31,761 --> 01:28:33,261 But what I don't understand is 2057 01:28:33,345 --> 01:28:35,636 how you can even have sex with each other, 2058 01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:38,470 'cause you are so mean to each other. 2059 01:28:44,303 --> 01:28:48,011 Because you… you do have sex with each other, right? 2060 01:28:52,886 --> 01:28:55,220 When was the last time you two had sex? 2061 01:28:57,261 --> 01:28:58,761 A year ago. 2062 01:29:01,178 --> 01:29:03,136 Oh, sorry. I thought you said a year. 2063 01:29:04,553 --> 01:29:06,803 You did say a year? A year? 2064 01:29:06,886 --> 01:29:09,136 A year ago? 2065 01:29:09,220 --> 01:29:13,470 Oh, my God! No wonder why you are so awkward… 2066 01:29:14,345 --> 01:29:17,386 …and horny and weird. 2067 01:29:17,470 --> 01:29:20,136 Do you know why you don't have sex? 2068 01:29:20,220 --> 01:29:21,970 - Because she won't fuck me. - Well, because of him. 2069 01:29:22,053 --> 01:29:23,095 It's your fault. 2070 01:29:23,178 --> 01:29:24,678 - What? - It's your fault. 2071 01:29:24,761 --> 01:29:26,261 - It's not my fault. - Of course it's your fault! 2072 01:29:26,345 --> 01:29:27,970 We don't have sex 'cause she won't have sex with me. 2073 01:29:28,053 --> 01:29:29,761 - That's why! - "Won't have sex with you"? 2074 01:29:29,845 --> 01:29:31,178 You don't try! 2075 01:29:31,261 --> 01:29:32,761 I stopped trying because how many times can I try 2076 01:29:32,845 --> 01:29:34,011 before I'm just torturing myself? 2077 01:29:34,095 --> 01:29:35,553 - Oh, uh… - It's humiliating. 2078 01:29:35,636 --> 01:29:37,178 I'm being humiliated. 2079 01:29:37,261 --> 01:29:39,095 Am I not worth just a little bit more effort than that? 2080 01:29:39,178 --> 01:29:40,970 Could you maybe be trying a little bit harder? 2081 01:29:41,053 --> 01:29:43,136 How much effort do I need to put into having sex 2082 01:29:43,220 --> 01:29:46,345 with a woman who's supposed to want to have sex with me? 2083 01:29:46,428 --> 01:29:48,636 Why should that take so much effort? 2084 01:29:48,720 --> 01:29:51,136 You're supposed to be attracted to me. 2085 01:29:51,220 --> 01:29:53,136 You're my wife! What are talking about? 2086 01:29:53,220 --> 01:29:56,053 You know what? You don't want to do anything, OK? 2087 01:29:56,136 --> 01:29:58,011 So, that's where I'm starting. OK? 2088 01:29:58,095 --> 01:29:59,595 It's not very attractive 2089 01:29:59,678 --> 01:30:01,595 to be with someone who's just fucking miserable. 2090 01:30:01,678 --> 01:30:03,261 So, because you're miserable, then I'm miserable. 2091 01:30:03,345 --> 01:30:04,886 You're miserable, too. 2092 01:30:04,970 --> 01:30:06,136 So, congratulations. I guess we're both miserable. 2093 01:30:06,220 --> 01:30:07,428 We're even, OK? 2094 01:30:07,511 --> 01:30:09,095 You've nothing to be upset about. 2095 01:30:09,178 --> 01:30:12,178 Angela, would you fuck yourself? 2096 01:30:12,678 --> 01:30:14,095 What? 2097 01:30:14,178 --> 01:30:16,136 Would you have sex with yourself? 2098 01:30:19,178 --> 01:30:21,970 Hmm! Would you… fuck yourself? 2099 01:30:22,053 --> 01:30:24,345 All I do is fuck myself. 2100 01:30:24,428 --> 01:30:28,261 I'm the only person who fucks me currently. So, yes. 2101 01:30:31,345 --> 01:30:35,636 Do you even remember a time when you were not miserable? 2102 01:30:35,720 --> 01:30:37,595 What's the difference? 2103 01:30:38,595 --> 01:30:40,428 Yeah, I do. 2104 01:30:44,595 --> 01:30:47,761 How did you two meet? 2105 01:30:47,845 --> 01:30:49,886 Who cares? 2106 01:30:49,970 --> 01:30:52,470 Who cares at this point? 2107 01:30:52,553 --> 01:30:54,928 - I'll tell you. - Great. 2108 01:30:55,011 --> 01:30:56,595 Um… 2109 01:30:59,261 --> 01:31:04,428 I was on a very bad date… 2110 01:31:04,511 --> 01:31:09,636 …at this dive bar where Joe was playing with his band, 2111 01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:15,053 and he was flirting with me the entire show from the stage, 2112 01:31:15,136 --> 01:31:16,178 making me laugh. 2113 01:31:17,678 --> 01:31:19,970 And so I made my date drop me off, 2114 01:31:20,053 --> 01:31:21,678 and I sprinted back to the bar, 2115 01:31:21,761 --> 01:31:23,345 so I could see if I could catch Joe, 2116 01:31:23,428 --> 01:31:25,011 and I… I did. 2117 01:31:25,095 --> 01:31:27,095 But I don't think you ever realized 2118 01:31:27,178 --> 01:31:31,220 that I ran eleven blocks that night. 2119 01:31:31,303 --> 01:31:33,053 Did you know that? 2120 01:31:34,470 --> 01:31:36,428 - I didn't know that. - Yeah. 2121 01:31:36,511 --> 01:31:40,220 I thought you were just a bizarrely sweaty person. 2122 01:31:40,303 --> 01:31:44,303 Maybe you had eaten some bad shrimp or something. 2123 01:31:49,761 --> 01:31:52,428 And we had sex all the time. We had… 2124 01:31:52,511 --> 01:31:55,386 We actually had great sex. It was great. It was really fun. 2125 01:31:55,970 --> 01:31:58,178 We were best friends. 2126 01:32:00,261 --> 01:32:02,303 That is true. 2127 01:32:04,053 --> 01:32:06,970 And then you just decided to be miserable. 2128 01:32:09,553 --> 01:32:11,511 Are you kidding me right now? 2129 01:32:12,386 --> 01:32:14,595 Are you fucking for real? 2130 01:32:14,678 --> 01:32:17,261 I "decided to become miserable"? 2131 01:32:19,303 --> 01:32:23,845 Do you actually not understand how I feel… at all? 2132 01:32:23,928 --> 01:32:25,678 You don't get it? 2133 01:32:27,470 --> 01:32:28,970 I'm a failure, Angela. 2134 01:32:29,053 --> 01:32:33,636 I live in my parents' apartment… 2135 01:32:33,720 --> 01:32:37,595 …which is humiliating. I teach at a bad school. 2136 01:32:37,678 --> 01:32:39,428 Teach a bunch of kids to play the oboe 2137 01:32:39,511 --> 01:32:41,553 who don't give a fuck about it at all. 2138 01:32:41,636 --> 01:32:44,845 And nothing is gonna change anytime soon. 2139 01:32:44,928 --> 01:32:47,761 So, this is my life. So, I'm miserable. Yes. 2140 01:32:47,845 --> 01:32:49,303 Why can't you just let me be miserable? 2141 01:32:49,386 --> 01:32:52,845 Why can't you just accept that I am not happy 2142 01:32:52,928 --> 01:32:54,928 and just let me be not happy? 2143 01:32:56,470 --> 01:33:00,595 I'm sorry that your band didn't work out, Joe. 2144 01:33:00,678 --> 01:33:02,011 I'm really sorry. 2145 01:33:02,095 --> 01:33:04,595 You still teach music every single day. 2146 01:33:04,678 --> 01:33:06,636 You get to live in a beautiful home. 2147 01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:09,928 You have a kid who fucking worships you. 2148 01:33:10,011 --> 01:33:13,636 You have a life that I think many people would kill for, 2149 01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:15,720 but you've just decided to make the choice 2150 01:33:15,803 --> 01:33:18,511 to not get over your bullshit and to just be miserable. 2151 01:33:18,595 --> 01:33:21,886 You won't even fucking touch the piano that you used to love, 2152 01:33:21,970 --> 01:33:23,636 and we all have to tiptoe around you. 2153 01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:25,803 You're just like a sad, wounded puppy. 2154 01:33:25,886 --> 01:33:28,803 - You guys want some Rooibos? - Oh, fuck off, Hawk! 2155 01:33:28,886 --> 01:33:31,511 - Fuck off! - Sorry. Sorry. 2156 01:33:31,595 --> 01:33:33,886 I am the one who gave everything up. 2157 01:33:33,970 --> 01:33:35,511 You did that. There's one reason 2158 01:33:35,595 --> 01:33:37,386 that you're not doing what you are not doing, 2159 01:33:37,470 --> 01:33:40,220 and that is because you are not doing it. You quit. 2160 01:33:40,303 --> 01:33:41,678 You gave up. 2161 01:33:41,761 --> 01:33:43,636 Can I ask you a question? For real? 2162 01:33:43,720 --> 01:33:45,220 What do you do all day? 2163 01:33:45,303 --> 01:33:47,345 Maggie goes to school. I go to work. 2164 01:33:47,428 --> 01:33:51,220 You go fucking insane in this apartment. 2165 01:33:51,303 --> 01:33:52,845 I don't know what the fuck you're doing. 2166 01:33:52,928 --> 01:33:55,970 You're buying fucking lamps and pillows and shit. 2167 01:33:56,053 --> 01:33:57,886 And then you try 2168 01:33:57,970 --> 01:34:01,053 to just fucking control every aspect of my life 2169 01:34:01,136 --> 01:34:03,761 when I get home at the end of every fucking day. It's… 2170 01:34:03,845 --> 01:34:05,428 What are you doing here? 2171 01:34:05,511 --> 01:34:07,345 - Fuck you, Joe! - What are you fucking doing? 2172 01:34:07,428 --> 01:34:09,386 - Fuck me? Yeah. Fuck me. - Yeah. 2173 01:34:09,470 --> 01:34:11,636 Fuck you! And I am not trying to control you. 2174 01:34:11,720 --> 01:34:14,178 - I am not controlling. No! - You don't let me do anything. 2175 01:34:14,261 --> 01:34:15,803 You don't let me get a fucking cat. 2176 01:34:15,886 --> 01:34:17,428 - I don't like cats. - There you go. 2177 01:34:17,511 --> 01:34:19,511 - They're fucking mean! - Congratulations. 2178 01:34:19,595 --> 01:34:21,303 I wanted one fucking thing. 2179 01:34:21,386 --> 01:34:23,595 Do you see how you talk to each other? 2180 01:34:23,678 --> 01:34:28,011 Do you see how you keep blaming each other for your unhappiness? 2181 01:34:33,303 --> 01:34:35,261 You made these choices. 2182 01:34:35,345 --> 01:34:37,428 They're your choices. 2183 01:34:39,428 --> 01:34:41,345 So much resentment. 2184 01:34:42,095 --> 01:34:44,386 So much. 2185 01:34:44,470 --> 01:34:46,303 Why are you in this marriage? 2186 01:34:46,386 --> 01:34:47,678 We have a daughter. 2187 01:34:47,761 --> 01:34:49,428 - Maggie. - Great. 2188 01:34:49,511 --> 01:34:54,636 That's gonna be really, really great for her, um… 2189 01:34:54,720 --> 01:34:56,636 'Cause you think she doesn't notice, right? 2190 01:34:56,720 --> 01:34:58,845 She doesn't feel this. 2191 01:35:00,303 --> 01:35:02,470 You prefer that she grows up 2192 01:35:02,553 --> 01:35:07,595 marinating in this horrible anxiety every day. 2193 01:35:07,678 --> 01:35:10,470 What's better - to have happy parents who are separate 2194 01:35:10,553 --> 01:35:12,345 or to have very miserable parents 2195 01:35:12,428 --> 01:35:14,345 that stay together for their children? 2196 01:35:22,011 --> 01:35:25,470 I think we only get a few chances 2197 01:35:25,553 --> 01:35:28,220 for meaningful relationships in life. 2198 01:35:29,595 --> 01:35:32,803 Usually, we move to different people. 2199 01:35:34,095 --> 01:35:37,345 Sometimes, we can have a new relationship 2200 01:35:37,428 --> 01:35:39,428 with the same person. 2201 01:35:41,970 --> 01:35:43,761 It's up to you. 2202 01:35:45,845 --> 01:35:47,553 But I think this relationship… 2203 01:35:48,928 --> 01:35:50,428 …is over. 2204 01:35:58,011 --> 01:35:59,678 Yeah. 2205 01:36:05,803 --> 01:36:07,636 Yeah. 2206 01:36:09,636 --> 01:36:11,761 But I'm not your therapist, so… 2207 01:36:11,845 --> 01:36:13,928 I think I'm talking too much. 2208 01:36:16,595 --> 01:36:18,345 Hawk? 2209 01:36:23,345 --> 01:36:26,470 Gosh, you guys. I… 2210 01:36:26,553 --> 01:36:29,470 We really just wanted to see the apartment, you know, and… 2211 01:36:30,345 --> 01:36:31,886 …maybe fuck a little. 2212 01:36:34,220 --> 01:36:36,095 Sorry to let you down. 2213 01:36:37,095 --> 01:36:38,970 Maybe next time. 2214 01:36:39,053 --> 01:36:41,386 Can I have my casserole back, please? 2215 01:36:41,470 --> 01:36:43,053 Yeah. Here, I'm gonna… 2216 01:36:43,136 --> 01:36:45,261 Let me rinse it out for you. 2217 01:37:28,178 --> 01:37:30,053 Did they leave? 2218 01:37:38,678 --> 01:37:40,386 Weird. 2219 01:37:46,220 --> 01:37:48,720 I'm gonna clean up tomorrow. 2220 01:37:48,803 --> 01:37:50,428 OK. 2221 01:37:56,761 --> 01:38:00,428 We have that place in Tahoe in August. 2222 01:38:00,511 --> 01:38:02,511 Maggie loves it up there. I don't know what… 2223 01:38:03,511 --> 01:38:05,261 …to do about that. 2224 01:38:07,220 --> 01:38:08,970 I guess we'll figure it out. 2225 01:38:09,970 --> 01:38:11,511 Yeah. 2226 01:38:13,845 --> 01:38:15,178 How's your back? 2227 01:38:16,095 --> 01:38:17,511 It's better, actually. 2228 01:38:19,428 --> 01:38:21,136 I'm glad. 2229 01:38:25,761 --> 01:38:27,553 I'm so tired. 2230 01:38:28,720 --> 01:38:30,178 Me too. 2231 01:38:34,845 --> 01:38:36,636 I'm gonna go to bed. 2232 01:38:38,886 --> 01:38:40,470 Um… 2233 01:38:55,136 --> 01:38:57,470 Should I sleep in my office, I guess? 2234 01:39:00,470 --> 01:39:02,178 OK. 2235 01:44:50,095 --> 01:44:51,428 Shit!