1 00:00:49,386 --> 00:00:53,889 Listen to me! Killing a few hostages is not sufficient! 2 00:00:54,057 --> 00:00:56,600 The Americans must be made to suffer. 3 00:00:56,768 --> 00:00:58,978 We must humiliate them. 4 00:00:59,145 --> 00:01:01,730 You do not go far enough, General Amin. 5 00:01:01,898 --> 00:01:05,526 We must strip their entrails out and drag them from here to Damascus, 6 00:01:05,694 --> 00:01:08,404 until they include us in the peace process. 7 00:01:09,572 --> 00:01:14,118 Nonsense! This solution is not bold enough for Libya. 8 00:01:14,285 --> 00:01:18,163 I say wipe out Washington and New York. 9 00:01:18,331 --> 00:01:21,959 What? And spoil three years of good public relations? 10 00:01:22,127 --> 00:01:25,254 I have the Americans believing I am a nice guy. 11 00:01:25,422 --> 00:01:29,258 In some of their polls, I'm more popular than their president. 12 00:01:32,178 --> 00:01:36,473 Gentlemen! Gentlemen! This is getting us nowhere. 13 00:01:36,641 --> 00:01:40,019 If we do nothing else this week, 14 00:01:40,186 --> 00:01:43,814 we must conceive at least one terrorist act 15 00:01:43,982 --> 00:01:46,775 that will show all the world 16 00:01:46,943 --> 00:01:49,778 that the United States, the great Satan, 17 00:01:49,946 --> 00:01:53,615 is but a paper tiger, a weak nation, 18 00:01:53,783 --> 00:01:58,245 a weak people, a people ripe for destruction. 19 00:01:58,413 --> 00:02:01,749 Cowards, no longer willing to fight. 20 00:02:23,146 --> 00:02:24,521 I knew it! 21 00:03:00,850 --> 00:03:03,352 Hey, who are you? 22 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,854 I'm Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Police Squad. 23 00:03:06,022 --> 00:03:10,526 And don't ever let me catch you guys in America! 24 00:03:38,888 --> 00:03:40,055 Watch out! 25 00:05:42,011 --> 00:05:45,347 38, 39, 40. It's all here. 26 00:05:45,515 --> 00:05:47,808 This completes our first shipment of heroin. 27 00:05:47,976 --> 00:05:50,018 One hundred percent pure. 28 00:05:50,186 --> 00:05:53,021 It better be. All 40 kilos. 29 00:05:53,189 --> 00:05:55,565 The final shipment will be delivered in three days. 30 00:05:55,733 --> 00:05:58,694 - Then we'll expect payment. - Don't worry. 31 00:06:28,016 --> 00:06:30,517 Police! Throw down your guns! 32 00:06:52,999 --> 00:06:54,374 Kill him. 33 00:07:06,846 --> 00:07:08,055 Oh, no! 34 00:07:43,132 --> 00:07:46,802 It's a great day for Americans everywhere. This man alone... 35 00:07:56,646 --> 00:07:58,188 There he is! 36 00:07:59,315 --> 00:08:01,233 No flowers, thank you. 37 00:08:01,401 --> 00:08:04,820 Welcome home, Frank. Good work in Beirut. We all heard what you did. 38 00:08:04,987 --> 00:08:06,905 Thank you, Ed. I want to know one thing: 39 00:08:07,073 --> 00:08:09,074 Is it true what you wrote me about Victoria? 40 00:08:09,242 --> 00:08:12,828 I'm afraid so, Frank. She just ran off with some guy. 41 00:08:12,995 --> 00:08:14,704 They got married last week. 42 00:08:15,748 --> 00:08:19,960 Then it's over. It's all over. All of this is meaningless. 43 00:08:20,128 --> 00:08:22,170 I did it for her. I did everything for her. 44 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,840 And now she's gone. 45 00:08:25,007 --> 00:08:29,094 And you came down here to get the hot story, didn't you? 46 00:08:29,262 --> 00:08:31,638 Pictures of me to sell your lousy newspapers. 47 00:08:31,806 --> 00:08:33,348 - Frank... - Sure, you think I'm a big hero, 48 00:08:33,516 --> 00:08:35,517 the man of the hour, well... 49 00:08:35,685 --> 00:08:40,230 Do any of you understand how a man can hurt inside? 50 00:08:40,398 --> 00:08:42,441 Frank, they're not here for you. 51 00:08:42,608 --> 00:08:44,943 "Weird Al" Yankovic is on the plane. 52 00:08:50,491 --> 00:08:52,868 What about the wedding? What was she wearing? 53 00:08:53,035 --> 00:08:56,538 Don't torture yourself, Frank! Just put her out of your mind. 54 00:08:56,706 --> 00:09:00,500 I can't get her out of my mind. What about the guy? 55 00:09:00,668 --> 00:09:03,086 - Do you know anything about him? - Not much. 56 00:09:03,254 --> 00:09:07,466 Just that he's an Olympic gymnast and it's the best sex she's ever had. 57 00:09:10,136 --> 00:09:13,722 I trusted her and followed my heart. Foolishly, it seems. 58 00:09:14,807 --> 00:09:17,225 I'm just gonna have to learn to forget. 59 00:09:17,393 --> 00:09:18,852 That's why I took my vacation in Beirut, 60 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:21,897 to get her out of my mind, and find some peace. 61 00:09:22,648 --> 00:09:24,566 It's not gonna be easy. 62 00:09:24,734 --> 00:09:27,777 Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her. 63 00:09:29,780 --> 00:09:32,240 Maybe it's just that cops and women don't mix. 64 00:09:33,075 --> 00:09:36,495 What about Nordberg? I came as soon as I heard. 65 00:09:36,662 --> 00:09:38,914 He's alive, Frank, though he's on life support. 66 00:09:39,081 --> 00:09:42,292 Doctors say he's got a 50-50 chance of living, 67 00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:44,753 though there's only a ten percent chance of that. 68 00:10:08,110 --> 00:10:11,905 Mrs. Nordberg, I think we can save your husband's arm. 69 00:10:12,073 --> 00:10:14,115 Where would you like it sent? 70 00:10:14,283 --> 00:10:16,451 Frank! I'm so glad you came! 71 00:10:16,619 --> 00:10:18,954 Wilma, it's good to see you. I came as soon as I heard. 72 00:10:19,121 --> 00:10:20,997 - Thank you, Frank. - You bet. 73 00:10:21,165 --> 00:10:24,251 - Where's Nordberg? - He's right here. 74 00:10:24,418 --> 00:10:28,046 Nordberg, it's me, Frank, your buddy. 75 00:10:30,299 --> 00:10:32,384 I'll get it! 76 00:10:35,638 --> 00:10:37,264 Get the switch on the bottom of the bed! 77 00:10:41,978 --> 00:10:46,565 Nordberg, it's me, Frank. Who did this to you? 78 00:10:46,732 --> 00:10:48,733 I... love you. 79 00:10:49,819 --> 00:10:52,696 I love you, too, Nordberg. Who were they? 80 00:10:54,031 --> 00:10:57,492 - Ship... Boat... - That's right. Nordberg. A boat. 81 00:10:57,660 --> 00:10:59,536 When you're better, we'll go sailing together, 82 00:10:59,704 --> 00:11:01,788 on a boat, we'll take a cruise, just like last year. 83 00:11:01,956 --> 00:11:03,748 No... Drugs. 84 00:11:03,916 --> 00:11:08,336 Hey, nurse, give this man some drugs! Quick! Can't you see he's in pain? 85 00:11:08,504 --> 00:11:10,213 - Give him a shot, quickly! - No... 86 00:11:11,007 --> 00:11:14,092 Heroin! Heroin, Frank! 87 00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:16,595 Nordberg, that's a pretty tall order. 88 00:11:16,762 --> 00:11:19,222 You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one. 89 00:11:22,184 --> 00:11:26,354 Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. 90 00:11:26,522 --> 00:11:30,775 He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing? 91 00:11:30,943 --> 00:11:32,527 It's hard to tell. 92 00:11:32,695 --> 00:11:34,321 Could be a roving gang of thugs, 93 00:11:34,488 --> 00:11:37,616 a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover... 94 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,702 Frank, get a hold of yourself! 95 00:11:42,204 --> 00:11:45,040 A good cop, needlessly cut down and ambushed 96 00:11:45,207 --> 00:11:47,083 by some cowardly hoodlums. 97 00:11:47,251 --> 00:11:50,545 - That's no way for a man to die. - You're right, Ed. 98 00:11:50,713 --> 00:11:53,632 A parachute not opening, that's a way to die. 99 00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:56,718 Getting caught in the gears of a combine, 100 00:11:56,886 --> 00:11:58,845 having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. 101 00:11:59,013 --> 00:12:00,472 That's the way I want to go. 102 00:12:02,892 --> 00:12:05,560 Frank! This is terrible! 103 00:12:05,728 --> 00:12:09,064 Don't you worry, Wilma, your husband is going to be all right. 104 00:12:09,231 --> 00:12:11,024 Don't you worry about anything. 105 00:12:11,192 --> 00:12:16,237 Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind. 106 00:12:16,405 --> 00:12:18,907 He's right, Wilma, but I wouldn't wait until the last minute 107 00:12:19,075 --> 00:12:21,076 to fill out those organ donor cards. 108 00:12:23,537 --> 00:12:27,415 What I'm trying to say is, as soon as Nordberg is better, 109 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,250 he's welcome back at Police Squad. 110 00:12:29,418 --> 00:12:31,503 Unless he's a drooling vegetable, 111 00:12:31,671 --> 00:12:33,588 but I think that's only common sense. 112 00:12:36,759 --> 00:12:38,593 Wilma, can you think of any reason 113 00:12:38,761 --> 00:12:41,012 that Nordberg was at the waterfront last night? 114 00:12:42,515 --> 00:12:43,807 No. 115 00:12:45,184 --> 00:12:48,937 But I found this at home in a drawer. 116 00:12:49,105 --> 00:12:50,313 A photograph! 117 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:54,609 "I Luv You" out of Caracas. 118 00:12:55,695 --> 00:12:58,279 A Panamanian ship. 119 00:12:58,447 --> 00:13:02,575 When Nordberg said "I love you", he was telling you the name of the ship! 120 00:13:02,743 --> 00:13:05,745 I realize that... now. 121 00:13:05,913 --> 00:13:09,666 - We'd better check this out. - I want every available man on this. 122 00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,459 I can't spare anybody, Frank. 123 00:13:11,627 --> 00:13:14,295 You know we're in charge of security for Queen Elizabeth's visit. 124 00:13:14,463 --> 00:13:15,964 I'm shorthanded already. 125 00:13:16,132 --> 00:13:18,842 Wilma, I promise you, whatever scum did this, 126 00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:20,802 not one man on this force will rest for one minute 127 00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:22,470 until he's behind bars. 128 00:13:22,638 --> 00:13:24,764 - Now, let's grab a bite to eat. - Yeah, come on, Wilma. 129 00:13:28,894 --> 00:13:33,732 Due to the extraordinary efforts of some of our civic leaders, 130 00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:38,486 Queen Elizabeth has included the city of Los Angeles 131 00:13:38,654 --> 00:13:41,656 as one of the three cities she will visit during her American tour. 132 00:13:43,993 --> 00:13:46,536 Mayor Barkley, will the city hire additional security officers 133 00:13:46,704 --> 00:13:48,621 for the police force during the Queen's visit? 134 00:13:48,789 --> 00:13:54,002 We have placed the Queen's security in the hands of Police Squad, 135 00:13:54,170 --> 00:13:56,755 a special division of the Police Department, 136 00:13:56,922 --> 00:14:00,425 represented here by Lieutenant Frank Drebin. 137 00:14:04,305 --> 00:14:05,972 Thank you, Your Honor. 138 00:14:07,516 --> 00:14:09,267 Louder! 139 00:14:11,353 --> 00:14:14,147 - You can use my radio mic. - Thank you. 140 00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:24,491 Thank you, Your Honor. Protecting the safety of the Queen 141 00:14:24,658 --> 00:14:29,120 is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. 142 00:14:29,288 --> 00:14:33,291 For no matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, 143 00:14:33,459 --> 00:14:37,545 as Americans we must be gracious and considerate hosts. 144 00:14:40,466 --> 00:14:42,383 Thank you, Lieutenant Drebin. 145 00:14:43,677 --> 00:14:47,764 Of course, we all have a stake in seeing that this portion 146 00:14:47,932 --> 00:14:51,059 of the Queen's American goodwill tour 147 00:14:51,227 --> 00:14:54,312 is completely protected. And we can all take pride 148 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:57,565 that the Queen has chosen our city to visit. 149 00:15:02,571 --> 00:15:05,740 Indeed, it is for all the people, 150 00:15:05,908 --> 00:15:10,954 who will be able to share in these... celebrations... 151 00:15:12,957 --> 00:15:14,749 Especially exciting... 152 00:15:16,794 --> 00:15:19,420 will be... the Queen's... 153 00:15:20,548 --> 00:15:22,590 public appearances. 154 00:15:38,232 --> 00:15:39,899 We also would like... 155 00:15:45,531 --> 00:15:46,781 Whoops! 156 00:15:58,794 --> 00:16:00,503 Ed and I drove down to the docks, 157 00:16:00,671 --> 00:16:03,631 where Nordberg had been found floating face down in the water. 158 00:16:03,799 --> 00:16:06,885 In a case where there are no leads, you have to start somewhere, 159 00:16:07,052 --> 00:16:08,720 and that somewhere was the harbor area. 160 00:16:08,888 --> 00:16:12,140 Please disperse. Please disperse. 161 00:16:12,308 --> 00:16:14,309 There's nothing for you to see here. 162 00:16:14,476 --> 00:16:16,519 Keep moving. 163 00:16:16,687 --> 00:16:18,479 Where did they find Nordberg, Ed? 164 00:16:18,647 --> 00:16:20,648 Right out there, Frank. Do you wanna take a dinghy? 165 00:16:20,816 --> 00:16:23,067 No, I took care of that at the press conference. 166 00:16:23,235 --> 00:16:25,486 Doesn't make sense, you know. 167 00:16:25,654 --> 00:16:29,657 Good policeman, bright future... then something like this happens. 168 00:16:29,825 --> 00:16:31,659 He was found by the night watchman. 169 00:16:31,827 --> 00:16:34,787 Wed better do some checking around. I'm gonna talk to the harbor-master. 170 00:16:34,955 --> 00:16:36,831 I'll walk around the docks, take a snoop. 171 00:16:42,504 --> 00:16:45,214 - Yeah? - Lieutenant Drebin, Police Squad. 172 00:16:46,342 --> 00:16:48,760 I remember you, Drebin. What do you want? 173 00:16:48,928 --> 00:16:52,513 I wanna ask some questions. Are you familiar with that face? 174 00:16:52,681 --> 00:16:55,683 I don't know. My memory ain't so great. 175 00:16:55,851 --> 00:16:59,145 Oh, yeah? Maybe this'll refresh your memory. 176 00:16:59,313 --> 00:17:01,230 - I don't know, still kind of hazy. - How about this? 177 00:17:01,398 --> 00:17:02,523 Yeah. I remember him. I used to see him around. 178 00:17:02,691 --> 00:17:04,192 Why do you want to know? 179 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:07,111 - I can't tell you that. - Maybe this'll help. 180 00:17:07,279 --> 00:17:10,740 - I really don't think I should. - Still don't think so? 181 00:17:10,908 --> 00:17:13,117 All right, his name is Nordberg, he's a cop. 182 00:17:13,285 --> 00:17:15,078 - He was no cop, he was dealing H. - What? 183 00:17:15,245 --> 00:17:16,204 I'm telling you, he was dirty! 184 00:17:16,372 --> 00:17:19,165 You sniveling scum! I ought to run you in right now! 185 00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:21,000 All right, he worked at Ludwig's Shipping. 186 00:17:21,168 --> 00:17:22,877 He tried to push something on one of my boys. 187 00:17:23,045 --> 00:17:24,462 What are you gonna do about it, copper? 188 00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:26,214 Why should I tell you? 189 00:17:26,382 --> 00:17:29,425 - Maybe this'll help. - I still don't think I should tell you. 190 00:17:29,593 --> 00:17:32,220 Can you spot me 20? How about now? 191 00:17:32,388 --> 00:17:34,138 All right, I'm going down to Ludwig's office. 192 00:17:34,306 --> 00:17:36,307 I'll find out if you're telling the truth. 193 00:17:39,186 --> 00:17:42,939 Vincent Ludwig presided over one of the largest corporations in the city. 194 00:17:43,107 --> 00:17:46,317 A respected business man and civic leader, the mayor had chosen him 195 00:17:46,485 --> 00:17:49,153 to be the chairman of the Queen's reception committee. 196 00:17:49,321 --> 00:17:50,905 Now I was getting ready to question him 197 00:17:51,073 --> 00:17:53,825 about drugs and attempted murder on his own docks. 198 00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:02,542 - Mr. Ludwig? - Yes? 199 00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:04,877 Lieutenant Drebin to see you, sir. 200 00:18:07,631 --> 00:18:09,132 Show him in. 201 00:18:14,471 --> 00:18:17,473 - Lieutenant. - The feeling is mutual. 202 00:18:17,641 --> 00:18:21,394 Nice to meet you, too. Cuban? 203 00:18:21,562 --> 00:18:24,939 No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales. 204 00:18:26,108 --> 00:18:27,358 Sit down. 205 00:18:27,526 --> 00:18:29,777 Magnificent office you have here, Mr. Ludwig. 206 00:18:29,945 --> 00:18:31,195 Thank you, Lieutenant. 207 00:18:31,363 --> 00:18:35,742 Most objects I have collected over a period of many years. 208 00:18:35,909 --> 00:18:40,329 The Gainsborough, Ming vases. Priceless! 209 00:18:40,497 --> 00:18:45,376 They are objects which I feel reflect my personality, 210 00:18:45,544 --> 00:18:47,670 like the Japanese fighting fish. 211 00:18:47,838 --> 00:18:49,964 Beautiful, graceful, elegant... 212 00:18:50,966 --> 00:18:53,634 yet single-minded of purpose 213 00:18:53,802 --> 00:18:56,888 and deadly when it finds what it wants. 214 00:18:57,056 --> 00:19:02,143 This particular one is valued at over $20,000. 215 00:19:02,311 --> 00:19:04,479 A luxury item, to be certain, 216 00:19:04,646 --> 00:19:08,941 but as you can see, I am a man who appreciates the finer things in life. 217 00:19:09,109 --> 00:19:13,112 Oh, this! This is a rare Samurai pen, 218 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,990 a gift from Emperor Hirohito. 219 00:19:16,158 --> 00:19:20,119 Unbreakable. Impervious to everything but water. 220 00:19:20,287 --> 00:19:25,124 - Its value is beyond estimation. - That's fascinating. 221 00:19:25,292 --> 00:19:27,293 But I'm sure you didn't pay me this visit 222 00:19:27,461 --> 00:19:30,129 to hear a lecture on fine art, lieutenant. 223 00:19:30,297 --> 00:19:33,007 To what do I owe the honor? 224 00:19:33,175 --> 00:19:36,928 I'm investigating the attempted murder of one of your dock workers... 225 00:19:38,639 --> 00:19:42,350 a man named Nordberg, a police officer. 226 00:19:44,186 --> 00:19:46,145 He's still alive, then? 227 00:19:46,313 --> 00:19:48,231 He was shot six times. 228 00:19:48,398 --> 00:19:51,150 Fortunately, the bullets missed every vital organ, 229 00:19:51,318 --> 00:19:53,528 and the salt water preserved him until he was found. 230 00:19:53,695 --> 00:19:55,863 So they were able to... 231 00:19:56,031 --> 00:19:58,324 So they were able to get him to the hospital in time? 232 00:19:58,492 --> 00:20:02,370 Yes, he's in the intensive care ward at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle. 233 00:20:02,538 --> 00:20:05,915 Well, this certainly comes as a shock to me, lieutenant. 234 00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:08,084 But as you know, I am not the kind of man 235 00:20:08,252 --> 00:20:10,253 who takes this type of thing lightly. 236 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,046 And there is no room in my organization 237 00:20:12,214 --> 00:20:15,883 for any type of criminal activity. Look out there. 238 00:20:16,051 --> 00:20:19,554 A vast commercial development built by me. 239 00:20:19,721 --> 00:20:24,767 Do you have any idea what was out there just five years ago? 240 00:20:24,935 --> 00:20:27,395 You bet you do. Orange groves! 241 00:20:27,563 --> 00:20:29,981 Acres of them. As far as the eye could see. 242 00:20:30,149 --> 00:20:32,483 But now, of course, that land is able to generate 243 00:20:32,651 --> 00:20:35,653 ten times the amount of profit per square foot. 244 00:20:37,030 --> 00:20:39,407 Are you all right, lieutenant? 245 00:20:39,575 --> 00:20:41,993 Here, let me get you some Kleenex. 246 00:20:43,036 --> 00:20:45,413 Has this officer... 247 00:20:45,581 --> 00:20:47,623 What's his name? Nordberg? 248 00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:50,668 been able to tell you anything? 249 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:56,424 Well, of course, he hasn't been able to tell us a thing so far, 250 00:20:56,592 --> 00:20:59,468 but as soon as he regains consciousness, 251 00:20:59,636 --> 00:21:02,180 we'll see if he can still play the guitar. 252 00:21:03,599 --> 00:21:04,557 I beg your pardon? 253 00:21:04,725 --> 00:21:07,143 I've taken up too much of your time already. 254 00:21:07,311 --> 00:21:09,437 I'd like to look at your employment records now, 255 00:21:09,605 --> 00:21:11,105 and speak to someone in Personnel. 256 00:21:11,273 --> 00:21:13,524 - If you don't mind, of course. - Of course. 257 00:21:14,276 --> 00:21:16,652 Dominique, will you please send in Ms. Spencer. 258 00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:17,820 Yes, sir. 259 00:21:17,988 --> 00:21:21,240 As you know, I am quite busy making last minute arrangements 260 00:21:21,408 --> 00:21:22,909 for the royal visit, 261 00:21:23,076 --> 00:21:26,621 but I'll have my assistant provide you with anything you need. 262 00:21:26,788 --> 00:21:29,498 You've been very cooperative. I'll make a note of that in my report. 263 00:21:29,666 --> 00:21:31,042 My pleasure. 264 00:21:34,838 --> 00:21:39,091 Ms. Spencer, this is Lieutenant Frank Drebin from Police Squad. 265 00:21:40,677 --> 00:21:42,970 Hello... Mr. Drebin. 266 00:21:44,348 --> 00:21:45,473 Hello. 267 00:22:08,997 --> 00:22:13,209 Her hair was the color of gold in old paintings. 268 00:22:14,336 --> 00:22:17,380 She had a full set of curves 269 00:22:17,547 --> 00:22:20,967 and the kind of legs you'd like to suck on for a day. 270 00:22:23,178 --> 00:22:26,347 She was giving me a look I could feel in my hip pocket. 271 00:22:27,849 --> 00:22:31,519 Yep, this was starting to get interesting. 272 00:22:37,901 --> 00:22:39,402 Nice beaver. 273 00:22:39,569 --> 00:22:42,488 Thank you. I just had it stuffed. 274 00:22:42,656 --> 00:22:44,365 Let me help you with that. 275 00:22:47,452 --> 00:22:49,829 This should be what you're looking for, lieutenant. 276 00:22:49,997 --> 00:22:53,082 The shipping and employment records for Pier 32. 277 00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:54,500 Thank you. 278 00:22:56,086 --> 00:22:58,170 I've heard police work is dangerous. 279 00:22:58,338 --> 00:23:00,673 It is, that's why I carry a big gun. 280 00:23:01,717 --> 00:23:03,884 Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally? 281 00:23:04,052 --> 00:23:05,386 I used to have that problem. 282 00:23:06,346 --> 00:23:07,638 What did you do about it? 283 00:23:08,557 --> 00:23:11,225 I just think about baseball. 284 00:23:12,853 --> 00:23:16,230 That's a honey of an ankle-bracelet you have there. 285 00:23:16,398 --> 00:23:18,190 Did it slip down there again? 286 00:23:19,109 --> 00:23:21,944 Yes, well... I'll go through this as fast as I can 287 00:23:22,112 --> 00:23:24,071 and get them back to you tomorrow. 288 00:23:24,239 --> 00:23:26,866 That would be fine, but there's no rush. 289 00:23:27,034 --> 00:23:28,826 I mean, whenever you're through. 290 00:23:28,994 --> 00:23:33,122 Thank you. I wish there was some way I could repay you. 291 00:23:33,290 --> 00:23:35,082 How about dinner? I know this little out-of-the-way place 292 00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:37,460 that serves great Viking food. 293 00:23:38,587 --> 00:23:40,629 That's quite a tempting offer, lieutenant, 294 00:23:40,797 --> 00:23:43,132 but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to get my rest this evening, 295 00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:44,759 tomorrow being Arbor Day and all. 296 00:23:44,926 --> 00:23:47,678 Of course. Perhaps some other time. 297 00:23:47,846 --> 00:23:51,349 - How about a rain check? - Well, let's just stick to dinner. 298 00:23:51,516 --> 00:23:54,685 Thank you for your help, Ms. Spencer. 299 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,439 My pleasure. 300 00:23:58,607 --> 00:24:02,193 - Well? - Mr. Ludwig, you startled me! 301 00:24:02,361 --> 00:24:04,236 I'm sorry, my dear. 302 00:24:04,404 --> 00:24:07,406 I just wanted to know if you got the lieutenant what he wanted? 303 00:24:07,574 --> 00:24:09,700 Yes, I gave him copies of the files for Pier 32. 304 00:24:09,868 --> 00:24:12,286 Good. That's good. 305 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:17,291 He is an intriguing fellow, this Lieutenant Drebin, don't you think? 306 00:24:18,460 --> 00:24:21,379 Well, I don't know. I've only just met him. 307 00:24:21,546 --> 00:24:23,339 He seems very nice. 308 00:24:23,507 --> 00:24:26,634 Jane, I realize this is an unusual request, 309 00:24:26,802 --> 00:24:30,137 but if there is something illegal going on in this company, 310 00:24:30,305 --> 00:24:33,933 I need to know everything about it, so we can root out any wrongdoers. 311 00:24:34,101 --> 00:24:36,060 That's why I want you to... 312 00:24:36,228 --> 00:24:40,564 well, to get to know Lieutenant Drebin a little better, 313 00:24:40,732 --> 00:24:42,650 find out what he knows. 314 00:24:42,818 --> 00:24:45,444 Mr. Ludwig, don't you think this is best handled by the police? 315 00:24:45,612 --> 00:24:48,989 We are letting the police handle it, my dear! 316 00:24:49,157 --> 00:24:51,659 But this company needs to know the facts quickly, 317 00:24:51,827 --> 00:24:54,161 before anything gets into the newspapers. 318 00:24:54,329 --> 00:24:58,707 Don't forget, I have a responsibility to the stockholders. 319 00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:02,670 Well... if you put it that way... 320 00:25:03,672 --> 00:25:06,632 - Yes, I'll do my best. - That's better. 321 00:25:10,554 --> 00:25:12,179 I'm sure you will. 322 00:25:18,728 --> 00:25:21,689 It was about 4:00 PM when I returned to Police Squad. 323 00:25:23,150 --> 00:25:25,484 I figured I'd stop by and see what the lab boys 324 00:25:25,652 --> 00:25:27,736 had come up with on Nordberg's jacket, 325 00:25:27,904 --> 00:25:29,780 the one they'd found on the docks. 326 00:25:30,866 --> 00:25:34,034 You can tell a lot from fiber samples if they aren't too wet. 327 00:25:34,202 --> 00:25:37,163 And I was hoping in this case we wouldn't come up dry... 328 00:25:37,330 --> 00:25:38,539 Hey, look out! 329 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,543 Police! Halt! 330 00:25:51,553 --> 00:25:53,179 Anybody catch the license plate? 331 00:25:54,848 --> 00:25:56,640 Anybody get a look at the driver? 332 00:25:57,559 --> 00:25:59,018 Get out of the way! 333 00:26:01,271 --> 00:26:04,482 Take the names of everybody here for questioning. 334 00:26:04,858 --> 00:26:08,527 I've got to get... inside. 335 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,579 Hi, Ed, Ted. You got those fiber samples yet? 336 00:26:18,747 --> 00:26:20,581 - We got some action out here. - What's happening? 337 00:26:20,749 --> 00:26:23,417 We're testing that new anti-graffiti wall. 338 00:26:23,585 --> 00:26:25,085 It looks like we've got customers. 339 00:26:25,253 --> 00:26:27,421 It's set to react when the spray hits the sensors. 340 00:26:32,344 --> 00:26:34,053 You've done it again. Mazel tov! 341 00:26:34,221 --> 00:26:37,431 Good work, Ted. What will you lab boys think of next? 342 00:26:37,599 --> 00:26:39,517 Now that you mention it, 343 00:26:39,684 --> 00:26:41,852 here's something we developed only yesterday. 344 00:26:42,687 --> 00:26:45,272 To the casual observer, an ordinary shoe. 345 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,276 But in actuality... it makes quite a handy weapon. 346 00:26:49,444 --> 00:26:52,613 And everything a cop in the field would need. 347 00:26:52,781 --> 00:26:54,782 We call it the Swiss Army shoe. 348 00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:57,368 That's great, Ted. What about the fiber samples? 349 00:26:57,536 --> 00:26:59,537 Let me just show you one more thing, Frank. 350 00:26:59,704 --> 00:27:01,872 You see these cufflinks I'm wearing? 351 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,624 They're not just cufflinks. 352 00:27:03,792 --> 00:27:06,710 Each one fires a single pin-sized dart, 353 00:27:06,878 --> 00:27:08,504 that knocks out your victim for a few minutes, 354 00:27:08,672 --> 00:27:09,880 but does no permanent damage. 355 00:27:10,048 --> 00:27:12,258 Here, let me demonstrate on Ed. 356 00:27:14,261 --> 00:27:17,054 Ted! Why? 357 00:27:18,807 --> 00:27:21,809 Don't worry. He'll be up and around in no time. 358 00:27:21,977 --> 00:27:23,519 Why don't you take a pair, Frank? 359 00:27:23,687 --> 00:27:26,397 Well, actually, I could use another pair of cufflinks. 360 00:27:26,565 --> 00:27:27,982 Good, I think you'll like them. 361 00:27:28,149 --> 00:27:30,859 - You want this, chief? - Yes, thank you, Al. 362 00:27:31,027 --> 00:27:32,987 There's something on the side of your mouth, Al. 363 00:27:33,905 --> 00:27:36,740 No, no, the other side. 364 00:27:36,908 --> 00:27:40,744 As you requested, Frank, we took some fiber samples from Nordberg's jacket. 365 00:27:41,621 --> 00:27:43,455 I'm afraid it doesn't look good. 366 00:27:43,999 --> 00:27:46,208 - What do you mean? - Take a look for yourself. 367 00:27:50,171 --> 00:27:52,965 - I can't see anything. - Use your open eye, Frank. 368 00:27:54,843 --> 00:27:56,760 Yeah, I can see it now. 369 00:27:56,928 --> 00:28:00,389 At first glance, it would appear to be the normal cotton fibers. 370 00:28:00,557 --> 00:28:04,310 When we focused in closer, we discovered a fine, white powder. 371 00:28:04,477 --> 00:28:07,146 We tested it. Pure heroin. 372 00:28:07,314 --> 00:28:10,316 How well do you know Nordberg? 373 00:28:10,483 --> 00:28:13,861 We were partners for nine years and he's my best friend. 374 00:28:14,029 --> 00:28:17,531 I know, Frank, but we can't allow personal feelings to get in the way. 375 00:28:17,699 --> 00:28:18,949 Are you saying that Nordberg is? 376 00:28:19,117 --> 00:28:22,202 I'm telling you that the Queen arrives here the day after tomorrow. 377 00:28:22,370 --> 00:28:25,372 If the press should pick this up, with Nordberg still part of the force, 378 00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:28,042 it could be embarrassing to the police and the city. 379 00:28:28,209 --> 00:28:31,795 I'm sorry, Frank. I'm giving you 24 hours to clear Nordberg. 380 00:28:43,016 --> 00:28:44,975 - Mr. Ludwig? - Yes? 381 00:28:45,143 --> 00:28:49,355 - Mr. Pahpshmir is here. - Show him in. 382 00:28:56,905 --> 00:28:58,530 Is there something wrong, Mr. Ludwig? 383 00:29:00,075 --> 00:29:01,742 No, no, it's nothing. 384 00:29:01,910 --> 00:29:05,245 - Then may we get down to business? - Certainly. Please have a seat. 385 00:29:06,247 --> 00:29:09,291 I can carry out your request. 386 00:29:09,459 --> 00:29:13,837 - My price is 20 million dollars. - Your price is not a problem. 387 00:29:15,423 --> 00:29:18,550 But there is concern on the part of those I represent, 388 00:29:18,718 --> 00:29:21,095 that you would be able to... 389 00:29:21,262 --> 00:29:23,681 complete so difficult a task. 390 00:29:25,684 --> 00:29:27,768 Tell me, Mr. Pahpshmir, 391 00:29:27,936 --> 00:29:32,022 in all the world, who is the most effective assassin? 392 00:29:33,274 --> 00:29:36,985 Well, I would think anyone who manages to conceal 393 00:29:37,153 --> 00:29:38,696 his identity as an assassin. 394 00:29:38,863 --> 00:29:44,284 Yes, but there is an even more ideal assassin. 395 00:29:45,912 --> 00:29:49,164 One who doesn't know he is an assassin. 396 00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:52,793 - Care for some tea? - Yes, please. 397 00:29:53,837 --> 00:29:56,213 Dominique, service for two, please. 398 00:30:07,684 --> 00:30:10,477 I must kill Pahpshmir. 399 00:30:18,528 --> 00:30:20,779 Will that be with cream and sugar, sir? 400 00:30:20,947 --> 00:30:22,197 Mr. Pahpshmir? 401 00:30:25,994 --> 00:30:27,161 Cream only, please. 402 00:30:29,748 --> 00:30:32,332 - There's a gun on the floor, sir! - Just leave it there. 403 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:33,959 It's all right, Dominique. 404 00:30:34,127 --> 00:30:36,211 - The tea, please. - Of course, sir. 405 00:30:39,340 --> 00:30:43,677 Tell me, Mr. Pahpshmir, have you ever seen sensory-induced hypnosis? 406 00:30:43,845 --> 00:30:45,763 I think I just have. 407 00:30:47,015 --> 00:30:49,808 But how will you get her near the target? 408 00:30:49,976 --> 00:30:52,102 I doubt if it will be her. 409 00:30:52,979 --> 00:30:56,482 Good secretaries are so hard to find these days. 410 00:30:56,649 --> 00:30:58,358 And it seems to me... 411 00:31:00,570 --> 00:31:03,947 anyone can be an assassin. 412 00:31:07,494 --> 00:31:09,495 I had 24 hours to come up with something 413 00:31:09,662 --> 00:31:11,997 that would clear my good friend's name. 414 00:31:12,165 --> 00:31:15,417 I decided to return to the hospital with Ludwig's shipping records 415 00:31:15,585 --> 00:31:17,544 to see if I could jog Nordberg's memory. 416 00:31:17,712 --> 00:31:21,840 Doctor Alford, I have Mrs. Kepley's chart, if you're ready to go over it. 417 00:31:22,008 --> 00:31:24,301 I'll be with you when I've finished with Mr. Nordberg. 418 00:31:24,469 --> 00:31:25,886 Yes, doctor. 419 00:31:32,393 --> 00:31:34,561 I'll have you out of here in a couple of... 420 00:31:41,194 --> 00:31:42,820 I'd like to see Officer Nordberg. 421 00:31:42,987 --> 00:31:44,822 All right, I'll need you to sign in... 422 00:31:44,989 --> 00:31:46,281 Wait a minute! 423 00:31:46,449 --> 00:31:48,492 Where's the police officer who was on guard at that door? 424 00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:50,911 Lieutenant Drebin called and sent him home. 425 00:31:51,079 --> 00:31:52,246 Lieutenant Drebin? 426 00:31:52,413 --> 00:31:58,001 I must kill Nordberg. 427 00:31:58,169 --> 00:32:01,505 Drebin, Police Squad! Let go of that pillow! 428 00:32:30,743 --> 00:32:32,452 Medical emergency! 429 00:32:40,295 --> 00:32:42,129 Drebin, Police Squad. 430 00:32:42,630 --> 00:32:43,964 Follow that black car! 431 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,885 The car! Follow that car! 432 00:32:48,052 --> 00:32:51,638 Stephanie, check your mirror. Signal. 433 00:32:51,806 --> 00:32:54,057 Now, pull into traffic. 434 00:32:57,395 --> 00:32:59,563 Try and ease off on the brake. 435 00:33:01,774 --> 00:33:05,903 - Give it a little gas. - I know a shortcut. Turn left here! 436 00:33:09,157 --> 00:33:11,658 - There he is! - Easy! 437 00:33:26,633 --> 00:33:28,300 Turn right! Follow him to the right! 438 00:33:28,468 --> 00:33:32,387 It's OK. Normally, you would not be going 65 439 00:33:32,555 --> 00:33:34,765 down the wrong way of a one way street. 440 00:33:37,727 --> 00:33:39,186 Apply the brakes. 441 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,356 Now put it in reverse. 442 00:33:49,822 --> 00:33:52,240 - You dumb broad! - Stephanie... 443 00:33:52,408 --> 00:33:54,660 Gently extend your arm. 444 00:33:56,204 --> 00:33:58,580 Extend your middle finger. 445 00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:05,462 - Very good. Well done. - There he is! 446 00:34:05,630 --> 00:34:07,422 Go for it, Stephanie! 447 00:34:53,261 --> 00:34:55,095 Excuse me. Excuse me. 448 00:34:55,263 --> 00:34:58,598 All right, move on! Nothing to see here! 449 00:34:58,766 --> 00:35:01,268 Please disperse! 450 00:35:01,436 --> 00:35:04,312 Nothing to see here. Please! 451 00:35:06,607 --> 00:35:10,485 The attempt on Nordberg's life left me shaken and disturbed. 452 00:35:10,653 --> 00:35:13,280 The questions kept coming up over and over again, 453 00:35:13,448 --> 00:35:16,033 like bubbles in a case of club soda. 454 00:35:17,035 --> 00:35:19,286 Who was this character in the hospital? 455 00:35:19,454 --> 00:35:23,206 Why was he trying to kill Nordberg, and for whom? 456 00:35:23,374 --> 00:35:26,126 Did Ludwig lie to me? I didn't have any proof, 457 00:35:26,294 --> 00:35:29,838 but somehow, I didn't entirely trust him, either. 458 00:35:30,006 --> 00:35:33,133 Why was the I Luv You not listed in Ludwig's records? 459 00:35:33,301 --> 00:35:35,969 And if it was, did he know about it? 460 00:35:36,137 --> 00:35:38,096 And if he didn't, who did? 461 00:35:39,140 --> 00:35:40,932 And where the hell was I? 462 00:35:44,312 --> 00:35:46,313 It was almost midnight when I got to my door. 463 00:35:46,481 --> 00:35:49,649 I just wanted a glass of Bosco and then slip under my blankets. 464 00:35:49,817 --> 00:35:52,903 But my night was just about to begin. 465 00:36:32,026 --> 00:36:33,318 You're late. 466 00:36:35,655 --> 00:36:38,198 That depends on what I'm late for. 467 00:36:38,366 --> 00:36:40,534 You said we should have dinner sometime. 468 00:36:41,619 --> 00:36:44,287 Tonight became "sometime". 469 00:36:45,915 --> 00:36:47,457 I'm boiling a roast. 470 00:36:50,294 --> 00:36:52,712 How hot and wet do you like it? 471 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:56,716 Very hot and awfully wet. 472 00:36:58,302 --> 00:37:00,887 You seem to know your way around a kitchen. 473 00:37:02,181 --> 00:37:04,391 I'm just as handy in other rooms of the house. 474 00:37:05,393 --> 00:37:07,853 That shirt looks familiar. 475 00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:11,648 It's yours. I didn't want to get stained or wrinkled. 476 00:37:12,733 --> 00:37:15,569 At least... not yet. 477 00:37:18,739 --> 00:37:22,868 Do you mind if I slip into something more comfortable? 478 00:37:29,167 --> 00:37:31,626 There. That's better. 479 00:37:33,754 --> 00:37:35,338 I hope you've brought your appetite. 480 00:37:36,883 --> 00:37:38,675 I've brought everything. 481 00:37:38,843 --> 00:37:41,428 Well, then, dig in. 482 00:37:46,267 --> 00:37:50,645 Interesting. Almost as interesting as the photographs I saw today. 483 00:37:50,813 --> 00:37:53,231 I was young. I needed the work. 484 00:37:53,399 --> 00:37:55,775 No, no, they were taken at Ludwig's docks. 485 00:37:55,943 --> 00:37:59,446 A ship came in, a Panamanian ship. It wasn't on Ludwig's records. 486 00:38:00,907 --> 00:38:02,365 Probably an oversight. 487 00:38:03,242 --> 00:38:06,745 How is your... meat? 488 00:38:09,582 --> 00:38:11,208 You be the judge of that. 489 00:38:19,634 --> 00:38:22,052 I've got nine more. 490 00:38:26,974 --> 00:38:28,433 Have you seen that ship? 491 00:38:28,601 --> 00:38:31,186 I don't know. It doesn't look like ours. 492 00:38:31,354 --> 00:38:32,979 But the again, we deal with so many ships. 493 00:38:33,606 --> 00:38:36,483 Has Officer Nordberg been able to... tell you anything? 494 00:38:36,651 --> 00:38:40,612 No, there was another attempt on his life. He's back in a coma. 495 00:38:40,780 --> 00:38:44,991 That's terrible! This world is such a violent place. 496 00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:47,160 If it wasn't, I'd be out of a job. 497 00:38:47,328 --> 00:38:49,829 I'd be back on the circuit, riding motocross. 498 00:38:49,997 --> 00:38:52,791 But I'd give it up tomorrow to live in a world without crime. 499 00:38:53,584 --> 00:38:54,960 That's beautiful. 500 00:38:58,965 --> 00:39:01,508 This is all happening too fast. 501 00:39:04,679 --> 00:39:08,515 - I've been hurt before. - I'm sorry. 502 00:39:10,893 --> 00:39:12,477 I'd known her for years. 503 00:39:12,645 --> 00:39:15,188 We used to go to all the police functions together. 504 00:39:16,565 --> 00:39:19,651 How I loved her, but she had her music. 505 00:39:20,486 --> 00:39:22,237 I think she had her music. 506 00:39:22,405 --> 00:39:26,366 She'd hung out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. 507 00:39:26,534 --> 00:39:30,036 I don't recall her playing an instrument or being able to carry a tune. 508 00:39:30,204 --> 00:39:33,540 Yet she was on the road 300 days out of the year. 509 00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:36,376 In fact, I bought her a harp for Christmas. 510 00:39:37,169 --> 00:39:38,753 She asked me what it was. 511 00:39:41,215 --> 00:39:42,507 It's the same old story. 512 00:39:42,675 --> 00:39:46,344 Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy... 513 00:39:46,512 --> 00:39:49,472 boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl... 514 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,558 girl dies in a tragic blimp accident 515 00:39:51,726 --> 00:39:53,560 over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. 516 00:39:55,104 --> 00:39:57,981 - Goodyear? - No, the worst. 517 00:39:58,149 --> 00:39:59,899 Poor dear! 518 00:40:03,237 --> 00:40:06,698 Now, now, I don't want to upset you. 519 00:40:06,866 --> 00:40:08,825 Frank, it's not that. 520 00:40:09,910 --> 00:40:12,245 Why did you have to be so wonderful? 521 00:40:13,831 --> 00:40:18,543 - There's something I ought to tell you. - No! No need to tell me anything. 522 00:40:18,711 --> 00:40:21,588 What's in the past doesn't matter anyway. 523 00:40:21,756 --> 00:40:23,173 Maybe... 524 00:40:23,841 --> 00:40:27,427 Maybe we're just two lonely souls who have found each other. 525 00:40:32,475 --> 00:40:34,476 Funny face. 526 00:40:52,203 --> 00:40:55,830 I want you to know, I... practice safe sex. 527 00:40:56,665 --> 00:40:57,874 So do I. 528 00:42:31,552 --> 00:42:33,761 I had a wonderful day, Frank. 529 00:42:33,929 --> 00:42:35,889 I can't believe we just met yesterday. 530 00:42:37,224 --> 00:42:39,100 You really mean that, Jane? 531 00:42:39,268 --> 00:42:42,562 You're not just saying it, because we exchanged bodily fluids? 532 00:42:42,730 --> 00:42:46,065 No, I really mean it. You're very special. 533 00:42:46,775 --> 00:42:49,819 - Can I interest you in a nightcap? - No, thank you, I don't wear them. 534 00:42:49,987 --> 00:42:52,864 Actually, I'm on duty. We're on stakeout tonight. 535 00:42:53,032 --> 00:42:56,534 But I'll be thinking about you. I'll call you tomorrow. 536 00:42:58,204 --> 00:42:59,871 OK. 537 00:43:05,753 --> 00:43:07,670 Good night. 538 00:43:18,724 --> 00:43:21,684 I'm telling you, the answer's up there in Ludwig's office. 539 00:43:21,852 --> 00:43:24,771 Call it what you will, a hunch, women's intuition. 540 00:43:24,939 --> 00:43:26,940 Ludwig knows a lot more than he's telling us. 541 00:43:27,107 --> 00:43:30,693 A hunch won't stand up in court, Frank. Where are your hard facts? 542 00:43:30,861 --> 00:43:33,029 Look, he's the only one outside of ourselves 543 00:43:33,197 --> 00:43:35,031 who knew that Nordberg was still alive. 544 00:43:35,199 --> 00:43:39,577 Next thing we know, some thug tries to knock Nordberg off in the hospital. 545 00:43:39,745 --> 00:43:44,707 That may be. But breaking into Ludwig's office... you're taking a big chance. 546 00:43:45,417 --> 00:43:46,543 I know. 547 00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:48,795 You could take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street 548 00:43:48,963 --> 00:43:52,423 or sticking your face in a fan. Look, there he is. 549 00:43:57,388 --> 00:44:00,473 All right, just trust me on this, Ed. I know I'm right. 550 00:44:00,641 --> 00:44:02,517 OK, but be careful. 551 00:44:02,685 --> 00:44:04,852 You get a good night's sleep. I'll see you in the morning. 552 00:44:57,573 --> 00:44:59,032 Bingo! 553 00:45:46,205 --> 00:45:49,165 "20,000,000 deposited, Omani Bank, Zurich, 554 00:45:49,333 --> 00:45:51,668 upon proof of Queen's death." 555 00:46:42,136 --> 00:46:43,720 Oh, my God! 556 00:48:11,725 --> 00:48:13,392 Entering without a search warrant, 557 00:48:13,727 --> 00:48:16,145 destroying property, arson... 558 00:48:16,313 --> 00:48:19,398 sexual assault with a concrete dildo? 559 00:48:19,900 --> 00:48:22,318 What the hell were you doing there in the first place? 560 00:48:22,486 --> 00:48:24,237 Yes, I know, I'm sorry about that, Your Honor, 561 00:48:24,404 --> 00:48:26,113 but we have reason to believe that Vincent Ludwig 562 00:48:26,281 --> 00:48:28,825 is involved in a plot to assassinate the Queen. 563 00:48:28,992 --> 00:48:32,745 That's ridiculous! Where is this evidence? 564 00:48:33,872 --> 00:48:36,749 Well, it... burned in the fire. 565 00:48:36,917 --> 00:48:38,918 Gentlemen... 566 00:48:39,086 --> 00:48:43,464 Vincent Ludwig is one of the most respected members of this community. 567 00:48:43,632 --> 00:48:47,885 And if we're all very nice to him, he will agree not to press charges. 568 00:48:48,053 --> 00:48:51,097 - Your Honor! - Did I make myself clear? 569 00:48:51,265 --> 00:48:53,432 Yes, Your Honor, very clear. Good day. 570 00:48:55,644 --> 00:48:57,603 Oh, Drebin! 571 00:48:57,771 --> 00:49:01,023 I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the south side. 572 00:49:01,191 --> 00:49:03,943 Understand? That's my policy. 573 00:49:04,111 --> 00:49:07,572 Yes, well when I see five weirdos dressed in togas 574 00:49:07,739 --> 00:49:10,449 stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, 575 00:49:10,617 --> 00:49:12,451 I shoot the bastards. That's my policy. 576 00:49:12,619 --> 00:49:18,332 That was a Shakespeare In the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! 577 00:49:19,001 --> 00:49:23,546 - You killed five actors! Good ones. - Your Honor... 578 00:49:23,714 --> 00:49:29,135 Drebin, your presence at the Queen's reception tonight will not be necessary. 579 00:49:29,303 --> 00:49:30,636 Is that understood? 580 00:49:30,804 --> 00:49:33,973 We understand, Your Honor. Thank you. 581 00:49:56,955 --> 00:50:00,499 The plane has taxied to a stop. They're rolling out the steps. 582 00:50:00,667 --> 00:50:03,210 Any minute now, we expect the doors to open 583 00:50:03,378 --> 00:50:06,672 and we'll get our first glimpse of the Queen, as she begins her first visit 584 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,675 to the Los Angeles area in over five years. 585 00:50:09,843 --> 00:50:12,553 That's right Bob, and it's a balmy, beautiful evening for you too. 586 00:50:12,721 --> 00:50:13,930 She'll be going straight from here 587 00:50:14,097 --> 00:50:17,266 to a formal reception hosted by the mayor, in honor of... 588 00:50:23,273 --> 00:50:25,024 - Jane! - Frank! 589 00:50:27,110 --> 00:50:29,403 I'm just making some dinner. Are you hungry? 590 00:50:29,571 --> 00:50:31,572 Well, maybe just a bite. 591 00:50:32,407 --> 00:50:33,616 I just talked to Vincent Ludwig. 592 00:50:33,784 --> 00:50:35,451 He wanted me to ask you to meet him tonight. 593 00:50:35,619 --> 00:50:37,703 Jane, I think there's something you should know. 594 00:50:37,871 --> 00:50:40,039 I was up in Vincent Ludwig's place last night. 595 00:50:40,207 --> 00:50:43,250 Oh, how nice! Did he show you his priceless collection of Ming vases 596 00:50:43,418 --> 00:50:45,002 and all those rare oil paintings? And what about? 597 00:50:45,170 --> 00:50:47,463 Jane, I think that Vincent Ludwig 598 00:50:47,631 --> 00:50:49,382 is involved in a number of criminal activities. 599 00:50:49,549 --> 00:50:51,509 Oh, Frank, stop it! 600 00:50:51,677 --> 00:50:54,971 Vincent Ludwig is a well-respected, generous, kind man. 601 00:50:55,138 --> 00:50:56,889 It's just too bad you don't know him like I do. 602 00:50:57,057 --> 00:51:00,017 - Oh, yeah? And how's that? - What's that supposed to mean? 603 00:51:00,185 --> 00:51:01,727 I'm... sorry. 604 00:51:01,895 --> 00:51:05,398 I'm worried about you. I don't trust him and I don't want to see you 605 00:51:05,565 --> 00:51:07,400 getting mixed up in anything dangerous. 606 00:51:07,567 --> 00:51:09,568 Oh, Woo's... They back in business? 607 00:51:09,736 --> 00:51:11,404 I thought they closed down three years ago. 608 00:51:12,406 --> 00:51:13,906 Gee, has it been that long? 609 00:51:14,074 --> 00:51:16,617 I don't feel like Chinese tonight anyway. 610 00:51:18,412 --> 00:51:20,788 Frank, it's sweet of you to be concerned about me, 611 00:51:20,956 --> 00:51:22,915 but you're really wrong about Vincent Ludwig. 612 00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:26,836 He's such a gentleman. He's so generous. 613 00:51:27,004 --> 00:51:28,921 He just wants to have a talk with you 614 00:51:29,089 --> 00:51:31,215 to clear up any doubts you might have about him. 615 00:51:32,426 --> 00:51:33,843 - When? - Tonight. 616 00:51:34,011 --> 00:51:35,678 He wants you to meet him at the 7th Street stockyards. 617 00:51:35,846 --> 00:51:37,430 Near the 53rd Street entrance. 618 00:51:37,597 --> 00:51:40,433 All right, but you promise me that you'll be careful. 619 00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,769 Of course I will, funny face, for you. 620 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:48,274 I've got to go. I'll see you tomorrow. 621 00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:51,569 Are you sure you won't have something to eat? 622 00:52:17,262 --> 00:52:18,637 Ludwig? 623 00:52:19,723 --> 00:52:22,725 - Drebin? - Yeah, I'm Drebin. 624 00:52:22,893 --> 00:52:25,644 I have a message for you from Vincent Ludwig. 625 00:52:29,483 --> 00:52:31,442 I'm sorry, I can't hear you. 626 00:52:31,610 --> 00:52:33,986 Don't fire the gun while you're talking. 627 00:52:57,219 --> 00:53:02,014 All right, put your gun down and your hands up! 628 00:53:35,757 --> 00:53:37,842 Matthews, stake out that end, 629 00:53:38,009 --> 00:53:41,220 Adcock, check for anyone suspicious-looking. 630 00:53:42,681 --> 00:53:44,640 - Ed... - Frank, what are you doing here? 631 00:53:44,808 --> 00:53:46,225 I just came from the stockyards, 632 00:53:46,393 --> 00:53:48,561 trading shots with one of Ludwig's goons. 633 00:53:48,728 --> 00:53:50,646 They're planning to do it tonight, Ed, here. 634 00:53:50,814 --> 00:53:52,398 That's' why they're trying to knock me off. 635 00:53:52,566 --> 00:53:54,275 Right. We'd better be on the lookout. 636 00:53:54,442 --> 00:53:57,111 Right, excuse me, ma'am, security. 637 00:53:59,281 --> 00:54:01,615 - What's the meaning of this? - All right, just relax. 638 00:54:01,783 --> 00:54:03,993 Take it easy. Nothing's gonna happen. 639 00:54:04,161 --> 00:54:07,705 - I didn't do anything. - Oh, yeah? Well, what about this? 640 00:54:07,873 --> 00:54:11,625 You think we were born yesterday? You didn't do anything, huh? 641 00:54:11,793 --> 00:54:12,877 I got rights... 642 00:54:13,044 --> 00:54:15,880 Look, Ed, he's got a picture of your wife! 643 00:54:16,756 --> 00:54:18,591 Ethel! 644 00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:22,928 All right, anyone else here seeing his wife? 645 00:54:23,096 --> 00:54:26,891 That's all right. That's OK, Frank. Let's get in the hall. 646 00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,236 Are you enjoying yourself, my dear? 647 00:54:39,404 --> 00:54:41,822 Oh, Mr. Ludwig, I'm so excited to be here. 648 00:54:41,990 --> 00:54:43,949 I really do appreciate your inviting me. 649 00:54:44,117 --> 00:54:46,285 The pleasure is all mine, my dear. 650 00:54:46,453 --> 00:54:48,454 And perhaps afterwards we can... 651 00:54:50,165 --> 00:54:51,916 - Drebin! - Frank! 652 00:54:52,083 --> 00:54:55,127 You're both right. Surprised to see me, Mr. Ludwig? 653 00:54:55,295 --> 00:54:58,130 This is not the time or place to talk. 654 00:54:58,298 --> 00:55:00,799 It's way past the time we talked. 655 00:55:00,967 --> 00:55:04,011 The gloves are off, I'm playing hardball, Ludwig. 656 00:55:04,179 --> 00:55:07,765 It's fourth and fifteen, and you're looking at a full court press. 657 00:55:07,933 --> 00:55:11,810 Mr. Drebin! If you have evidence, then use it. 658 00:55:11,978 --> 00:55:15,856 If not, I am warning you, get off my back! 659 00:55:16,024 --> 00:55:18,651 Or I promise you, it will cost you dearly. 660 00:55:20,779 --> 00:55:22,446 Frank, what's wrong? 661 00:55:23,573 --> 00:55:25,532 A lot of things, sweetie-pie. 662 00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:28,702 A little meeting that turned into a peek-a-boo session with bullets, 663 00:55:28,870 --> 00:55:30,663 all set up by someone who's been playing me like a violin 664 00:55:30,830 --> 00:55:32,748 at the annual Saps Convention. 665 00:55:32,916 --> 00:55:34,917 Funny face, what are you talking about? 666 00:55:35,085 --> 00:55:39,004 My stockyard meeting, butter wings. Or don't you remember setting that up? 667 00:55:39,172 --> 00:55:42,299 But Mr. Ludwig said you'd called the meeting off! Believe me, I... 668 00:55:42,467 --> 00:55:44,760 Hum me another one, shnookie lumps! 669 00:55:44,928 --> 00:55:46,804 Frank, it's the truth! 670 00:55:46,972 --> 00:55:49,682 It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. 671 00:55:49,849 --> 00:55:51,767 Like eating a spoonful of Drano. 672 00:55:51,935 --> 00:55:54,937 Sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. 673 00:55:55,689 --> 00:55:57,815 Too bad, sugar puff. 674 00:55:59,150 --> 00:56:00,734 We could have been something. 675 00:56:02,028 --> 00:56:04,530 I was only doing what I was told to do! 676 00:56:04,698 --> 00:56:07,199 - Like make love to me? - Frank! 677 00:56:08,785 --> 00:56:10,995 That only makes things easier, princess. 678 00:56:11,162 --> 00:56:14,331 To think I trusted you! I made a big mistake. 679 00:56:14,499 --> 00:56:18,168 - Here, you can take this back. - Whose is that? 680 00:56:20,130 --> 00:56:22,131 - Doesn't matter. - Hey, watch it! 681 00:56:22,299 --> 00:56:24,008 Take care of yourself, baby. 682 00:56:26,011 --> 00:56:29,805 By the way, I faked every orgasm. 683 00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:32,391 Funny face! 684 00:56:33,518 --> 00:56:36,478 And to commemorate our friendship, 685 00:56:36,646 --> 00:56:40,607 the city of Los Angeles is proud to present to the Royal Family 686 00:56:40,775 --> 00:56:42,860 this Revolutionary War musket, 687 00:56:43,028 --> 00:56:46,947 generously donated by Mr. Vincent Ludwig. 688 00:56:48,241 --> 00:56:51,327 Ladies and gentlemen, Her Royal Highness, 689 00:56:51,494 --> 00:56:54,413 Queen Elizabeth II! 690 00:57:29,532 --> 00:57:33,786 It's disgusting the way they splash this stuff all over the newspapers! 691 00:57:34,454 --> 00:57:36,914 What is journalism coming to? 692 00:57:37,082 --> 00:57:40,626 You're laying on top of the Queen with her legs wrapped around you 693 00:57:40,794 --> 00:57:42,294 and they call that news! 694 00:57:42,462 --> 00:57:44,671 They can't kick you off the force, Frank. 695 00:57:44,839 --> 00:57:48,967 - It's just not fair. - I know, Ed. Life isn't always fair. 696 00:57:49,135 --> 00:57:52,721 Just think, the next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested. 697 00:57:54,182 --> 00:57:56,642 Hey, look at that! 698 00:57:56,810 --> 00:57:59,019 The missing evidence in the Kelner case! 699 00:57:59,187 --> 00:58:01,271 My God, he was innocent! 700 00:58:01,981 --> 00:58:05,150 He went to the chair two years ago, Frank. 701 00:58:05,318 --> 00:58:08,112 Well... what's the use? 702 00:58:08,905 --> 00:58:11,907 What good are these damn awards and citations? 703 00:58:12,075 --> 00:58:13,492 Frank... 704 00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:16,203 Frank, that's not your desk! 705 00:58:16,371 --> 00:58:17,663 - Frank! - Jane! 706 00:58:17,831 --> 00:58:20,749 - I've been looking all over for you! - What are you doing here? 707 00:58:20,917 --> 00:58:22,751 Running another errand for your boyfriend? 708 00:58:22,919 --> 00:58:25,504 I tried to call you last night. I even went by your place. 709 00:58:25,672 --> 00:58:28,924 - Where were you? - I was out walking. All night. 710 00:58:29,092 --> 00:58:32,010 Frank, you gotta listen to me! I have important information for you. 711 00:58:32,178 --> 00:58:35,931 Please believe me. Vincent Ludwig and I, there was never anything between us. 712 00:58:36,099 --> 00:58:39,351 - He likes East German men. - What about you? 713 00:58:40,395 --> 00:58:41,520 I like cops. 714 00:58:41,688 --> 00:58:45,691 - All right! Yeah! - Settle down. Take it easy. 715 00:58:46,776 --> 00:58:49,528 - What've you got? - I overheard Ludwig after the banquet. 716 00:58:49,696 --> 00:58:51,780 You were right all along, Frank. 717 00:58:51,948 --> 00:58:54,867 Ludwig is planning to have someone assassinate the Queen! 718 00:58:55,034 --> 00:58:57,244 - Where? - At the baseball game. 719 00:58:57,412 --> 00:58:59,329 The Queen will be there this afternoon as a guest of Ludwig. 720 00:58:59,497 --> 00:59:00,873 I'm supposed to be with him. 721 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,249 Are you telling us that Vincent Ludwig 722 00:59:02,417 --> 00:59:05,043 is going to just shoot the Queen in front of 60,000 fans? 723 00:59:05,211 --> 00:59:07,796 No, he said a player's gonna do it, during the 7th-inning stretch. 724 00:59:07,964 --> 00:59:10,757 - That game starts in 20 minutes. - I'd better get down there right away. 725 00:59:10,925 --> 00:59:13,844 - I'll go with you. - No, it's best you stay with Ludwig. 726 00:59:14,012 --> 00:59:15,762 That way we won't arouse any suspicion. 727 00:59:15,930 --> 00:59:18,474 - Right. OK, let's go! - Wait! Wait! 728 00:59:18,641 --> 00:59:21,268 Now, listen, I've gotten you guys into enough trouble already. 729 00:59:21,436 --> 00:59:23,228 I don't want you to risk this for me. I'll go alone. 730 00:59:23,396 --> 00:59:26,023 No! This is gonna get you back on the force, Frank. 731 00:59:26,191 --> 00:59:28,400 We're all right behind you. 732 00:59:31,237 --> 00:59:35,407 Frank? I wanted you to know now, 733 00:59:35,575 --> 00:59:39,244 I've loved you since the first day I met you, and I'll never stop. 734 00:59:40,163 --> 00:59:41,914 I'm a very lucky woman. 735 00:59:43,208 --> 00:59:45,250 So am I. 736 00:59:52,300 --> 00:59:54,259 And a good afternoon to everyone. 737 00:59:54,427 --> 00:59:56,678 We're coming to you live from the Big A, 738 00:59:56,846 --> 00:59:59,473 where the California Angels meet the Seattle Mariners 739 00:59:59,641 --> 01:00:01,558 in a showdown for the division lead 740 01:00:01,726 --> 01:00:04,353 in this exciting American League West race. 741 01:00:04,521 --> 01:00:08,190 Hello, everybody! I'm Curt Gowdy along with Jim Palmer, 742 01:00:08,358 --> 01:00:11,318 Tim McCarver, Dick Vitale, Mel Allen, 743 01:00:11,486 --> 01:00:14,613 Dick Enberg and Dr. Joyce Brothers, 744 01:00:14,781 --> 01:00:17,491 inviting you to join us for this all-important ball game. 745 01:00:17,659 --> 01:00:19,368 And a very special game it is, Curt. 746 01:00:19,536 --> 01:00:21,453 As we all know, this game is being attended 747 01:00:21,621 --> 01:00:23,330 by Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth. 748 01:00:23,498 --> 01:00:26,124 And I'm sure Her Majesty will enjoy this game, Jim. 749 01:00:27,126 --> 01:00:29,127 We've got all the exits covered. 750 01:00:29,295 --> 01:00:31,296 I ought to go down and arrest Ludwig right now. 751 01:00:31,464 --> 01:00:32,965 No, Frank, without any evidence, 752 01:00:33,132 --> 01:00:35,300 we've got to let him make the first move. 753 01:00:35,468 --> 01:00:37,844 Besides, with the mayor, she'd have you arrested on the spot. 754 01:00:38,012 --> 01:00:39,137 You've gotta stay out of sight. 755 01:00:39,305 --> 01:00:41,807 I've got to get the assassin before the 7th-inning stretch. 756 01:00:41,975 --> 01:00:44,184 If Jane is right, it could be any one of those players. 757 01:00:44,352 --> 01:00:45,978 I've got to find a way to get down there on that field 758 01:00:46,145 --> 01:00:47,729 and search those players. 759 01:00:47,897 --> 01:00:51,817 Ladies and gentlemen, please rise and give a hearty Los Angeles welcome 760 01:00:51,985 --> 01:00:54,111 to Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II! 761 01:01:02,787 --> 01:01:04,830 One moment. 762 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,625 - Over there. - Move down. 763 01:01:08,793 --> 01:01:10,168 These seats are taken. 764 01:01:25,435 --> 01:01:28,979 My dear, is something bothering you? 765 01:01:29,147 --> 01:01:30,647 Why, no, why do you ask? 766 01:01:30,815 --> 01:01:34,943 You haven't said a word. You seem... nervous. 767 01:01:35,111 --> 01:01:38,697 Well, you know how important this game is for the Angels. 768 01:01:39,866 --> 01:01:41,366 Why he's not here now? 769 01:01:41,534 --> 01:01:43,535 I do not like being made to wait for him. 770 01:01:43,703 --> 01:01:46,872 Mr. Pallazzo, our head usher will be here in two minutes 771 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,541 to take you onto the field. Please, just wait in here. 772 01:01:49,709 --> 01:01:52,044 He should be here now, do you understand? 773 01:01:52,211 --> 01:01:54,087 Yes, sir. I'll send him right over. 774 01:01:54,255 --> 01:01:57,007 I do not wait for him! He waits for me! 775 01:02:01,721 --> 01:02:04,014 - Yes? - Mr. Pallazzo? 776 01:02:04,182 --> 01:02:08,018 I am the head usher. I am here to... Excuse me. 777 01:02:13,566 --> 01:02:17,069 - Mr. Pallazzo? - Yes? 778 01:02:17,236 --> 01:02:20,614 - I am the head usher. - One second. 779 01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:22,658 Ladies and gentlemen, 780 01:02:22,825 --> 01:02:27,037 on behalf of the California Angels and the City of Los Angeles, 781 01:02:27,205 --> 01:02:29,623 on the occasion of Her Majesty's royal visit, 782 01:02:29,791 --> 01:02:34,878 please welcome internationally renowned opera star, Enrico Pallazzo! 783 01:02:38,675 --> 01:02:42,094 Ladies and gentlemen, let us honor America, 784 01:02:42,261 --> 01:02:47,057 as Mr. Pallazzo will now sing our national anthem. 785 01:03:06,202 --> 01:03:07,452 Frank? 786 01:04:09,891 --> 01:04:11,767 And now, as the crowd settles back down, 787 01:04:11,934 --> 01:04:14,352 we'll wait for the exchange of lineups 788 01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:16,354 and the start of today's ball game. 789 01:04:24,781 --> 01:04:29,451 Excuse me, could you tell me, is this an official bat? 790 01:04:32,705 --> 01:04:36,333 Well, the Queen's visit has brought a sell-out crowd! Could be a record. 791 01:04:36,501 --> 01:04:38,293 And while the fans are awaiting the first pitch, 792 01:04:38,461 --> 01:04:40,712 they're being entertained by the stadium's Angelvision, 793 01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:44,716 showing some of those unusual moments in baseball over the years. 794 01:05:02,568 --> 01:05:03,819 Whoops. 795 01:05:05,029 --> 01:05:06,530 Sorry, fellas! 796 01:05:34,892 --> 01:05:36,601 How about that? 797 01:05:38,938 --> 01:05:41,731 Ladies and gentlemen, now taking the field, 798 01:05:41,899 --> 01:05:43,984 your California Angels! 799 01:05:52,285 --> 01:05:55,287 For the safety of the players and yourself, 800 01:05:55,454 --> 01:05:59,583 we ask that you do not throw any objects in the stands or on the field. 801 01:05:59,750 --> 01:06:01,710 We thank you for your cooperation. 802 01:06:04,922 --> 01:06:06,965 So, as the Angels take the field, 803 01:06:07,133 --> 01:06:09,384 we're about ready for the First Pitch ceremony 804 01:06:09,552 --> 01:06:12,846 with the Queen of England ready to toss out the first ball. 805 01:06:17,018 --> 01:06:19,060 How about that Queen, ladies and gentlemen? 806 01:06:19,228 --> 01:06:20,979 Let's have a nice round of applause! 807 01:06:21,147 --> 01:06:23,481 Well, we're ready for the start of today's ball game, 808 01:06:23,649 --> 01:06:26,109 and I'm sure that group of lovely ladies would agree. 809 01:06:26,277 --> 01:06:28,069 Well, they ought to. Those are the players' wives, 810 01:06:28,237 --> 01:06:30,155 on hand to enjoy the game with us today. 811 01:06:30,323 --> 01:06:32,866 Introducing the umpires for today's game, 812 01:06:33,034 --> 01:06:35,076 at first base, Lou Hernandez. 813 01:06:35,244 --> 01:06:38,038 Second base, Dan Silva. Third base... 814 01:06:38,205 --> 01:06:41,291 What do you say, Cummings? Are we gonna do this today? 815 01:06:41,459 --> 01:06:42,792 Do what? Oh! 816 01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:45,086 Play ball! 817 01:06:48,174 --> 01:06:51,009 Frank! Al, it's Frank! 818 01:06:56,015 --> 01:06:57,807 And this game's underway. 819 01:06:57,975 --> 01:07:00,518 Dave Spiwack ready to face Jay Johnstone! 820 01:07:19,872 --> 01:07:22,958 - Nothing to report so far, chief. - Don't worry, Al. 821 01:07:23,751 --> 01:07:27,087 If one of those players is the killer, Frank is gonna find him, 822 01:07:27,254 --> 01:07:29,506 even if he has to search every one of them. 823 01:07:29,674 --> 01:07:32,384 Jay Johnstone. Johnstone. 824 01:07:33,469 --> 01:07:37,389 Hello, pal. You all right? Let's see if that uniform's on straight. 825 01:07:37,556 --> 01:07:40,392 Pretty good back here. Now let's see the shirt. 826 01:07:40,559 --> 01:07:42,352 You should take a large. 827 01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:44,688 Little tight in the crotch. 828 01:07:45,773 --> 01:07:48,191 All right? All set? 829 01:07:50,361 --> 01:07:53,071 OK, play ball! 830 01:08:02,873 --> 01:08:04,082 Batter up. 831 01:08:21,517 --> 01:08:23,518 Strike? 832 01:08:26,772 --> 01:08:29,065 Yeah, strike! 833 01:08:42,079 --> 01:08:46,291 Strike two! 834 01:09:01,265 --> 01:09:06,644 Strike three! 835 01:09:44,183 --> 01:09:45,517 Strike! 836 01:09:56,195 --> 01:09:57,570 You're clean! 837 01:11:49,475 --> 01:11:50,516 Have you found him yet? 838 01:11:50,684 --> 01:11:52,268 No, and I've searched almost everybody. 839 01:11:52,436 --> 01:11:53,394 Yeah, I saw that. 840 01:11:53,562 --> 01:11:56,439 There's only one more out before the 7th innings stretch, Frank. 841 01:11:56,607 --> 01:11:59,484 I'm gonna have my men on the alert, but you're gonna have to stall them. 842 01:11:59,652 --> 01:12:02,028 Don't let 'em get that third out. 843 01:12:02,196 --> 01:12:03,780 Right, Ed. 844 01:12:05,449 --> 01:12:10,245 The Mariners' short stop, number four, Armando Personi! 845 01:12:10,412 --> 01:12:11,412 Personi! 846 01:12:18,504 --> 01:12:21,172 - Ball! - Ball? 847 01:12:31,892 --> 01:12:34,060 Ball! 848 01:12:48,534 --> 01:12:50,618 Catch it! Catch it! 849 01:12:55,207 --> 01:12:57,250 - Fair ball! - Go, go, go! 850 01:12:57,418 --> 01:12:59,294 He's gong home, he's going home! 851 01:12:59,461 --> 01:13:01,337 Block the plate! 852 01:13:01,505 --> 01:13:03,965 - Safe! - Safe? What do you mean, safe? 853 01:13:04,133 --> 01:13:06,259 I don't believe this! 854 01:13:08,345 --> 01:13:10,054 Hey, second base! On two! 855 01:13:11,348 --> 01:13:13,349 There's a throw by the catcher 856 01:13:13,517 --> 01:13:16,352 and now they've got Personi hung up between 1 st and 2nd! 857 01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:18,313 What the hell do you think you're doing? 858 01:13:19,315 --> 01:13:20,315 What? 859 01:13:20,482 --> 01:13:22,317 Hey, you're not supposed to do that! 860 01:13:23,402 --> 01:13:25,278 Hey, wait a minute! Stop that! 861 01:13:25,446 --> 01:13:28,072 Put that back down! Give me that ball! 862 01:13:30,743 --> 01:13:32,201 I'll get you! 863 01:13:32,369 --> 01:13:34,704 I know this is hard to believe, 864 01:13:34,872 --> 01:13:38,041 but apparently the umpires have got Personi in a run down! 865 01:13:41,253 --> 01:13:42,879 - Safe! - Safe? 866 01:13:43,047 --> 01:13:44,380 How about that? 867 01:13:44,548 --> 01:13:46,341 - Out! - Safe! 868 01:13:46,508 --> 01:13:48,426 - Out! - He was safe! 869 01:13:48,594 --> 01:13:49,677 - Out! - Safe! 870 01:13:49,845 --> 01:13:51,429 There's a sight I've never seen. 871 01:13:51,597 --> 01:13:53,890 - Out! Out! Out! - Safe! Safe! Safe! 872 01:13:54,058 --> 01:13:55,600 - Safe! - What are you doing? 873 01:13:55,768 --> 01:13:57,602 - Safe! Safe! Safe! - He was out! 874 01:13:57,770 --> 01:14:00,938 He was safe! He never tagged him with the ball! 875 01:14:01,106 --> 01:14:03,316 You idiot! He was out when he ran out of the baseline! 876 01:14:03,484 --> 01:14:05,943 All right, I've had enough! You're out of here! 877 01:14:06,111 --> 01:14:08,946 - What do you mean? - You can't throw an umpire out! 878 01:14:09,114 --> 01:14:11,741 All right, you're outta here! 879 01:14:12,785 --> 01:14:16,871 Hold on! Even the guy running the scoreboard says he was out! 880 01:14:17,039 --> 01:14:20,291 And he's way up there in the mezzanine! 881 01:14:20,459 --> 01:14:23,169 My God, it's the third out! 882 01:14:39,228 --> 01:14:42,228 I must kill... the Queen. 883 01:14:52,324 --> 01:14:54,492 Frank! Frank, it's the right fielder! 884 01:15:00,666 --> 01:15:04,335 - You're the boss! - It was safe. 885 01:15:04,503 --> 01:15:07,088 Now we're going to take you for a little walk. 886 01:15:07,256 --> 01:15:08,464 To think I respected you. 887 01:15:08,632 --> 01:15:10,216 How could you do something so vicious? 888 01:15:10,384 --> 01:15:11,884 It was easy, my dear. 889 01:15:12,052 --> 01:15:15,221 Don't forget I spent two years as a building contractor. 890 01:15:15,389 --> 01:15:17,640 Now let's go quietly. 891 01:15:22,229 --> 01:15:24,313 Hey, look at that! Come on, let's get him! 892 01:15:35,451 --> 01:15:37,869 Kick him in the balls! 893 01:16:10,694 --> 01:16:13,738 I must kill... the Queen. 894 01:16:16,575 --> 01:16:17,825 Whoops. 895 01:16:31,590 --> 01:16:35,801 The umpire... He saved the Queen's life! 896 01:16:35,969 --> 01:16:38,095 That's not the umpire, Your Honor. 897 01:16:42,267 --> 01:16:44,393 Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo! 898 01:16:47,022 --> 01:16:50,858 Rico Pallazzo! Rico Pallazzo! 899 01:16:51,026 --> 01:16:52,401 Drebin! 900 01:16:52,736 --> 01:16:55,112 Frank! Frank! 901 01:16:55,280 --> 01:17:02,286 Frank! Frank, help! 902 01:17:02,454 --> 01:17:04,038 Frank! 903 01:17:18,220 --> 01:17:20,471 Stay where you are, Drebin! 904 01:17:20,639 --> 01:17:23,057 - He's got a gun! - I know. 905 01:17:23,225 --> 01:17:26,811 You ruined my life, Drebin. Now I'm going to ruin yours. 906 01:17:26,979 --> 01:17:29,981 - Leave the girl alone! - I am. I'm going to kill you. 907 01:17:30,816 --> 01:17:31,857 I see. 908 01:17:35,654 --> 01:17:37,863 Two can play at that game! 909 01:17:44,329 --> 01:17:47,415 - You killed him! - No, no, he's just stunned. 910 01:17:47,583 --> 01:17:49,333 He'll be all right in a couple of minutes. 911 01:17:55,674 --> 01:17:57,592 Well... 912 01:18:22,909 --> 01:18:26,037 Frank... It's horrible! 913 01:18:27,205 --> 01:18:30,333 - It's so horrible! - I know, Ed. 914 01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:33,669 My father went the same way. 915 01:18:49,770 --> 01:18:53,814 I must kill... Frank Drebin. 916 01:18:53,982 --> 01:18:57,151 I must kill Frank Drebin. 917 01:18:57,944 --> 01:18:59,528 No, no, don't shoot! 918 01:19:00,739 --> 01:19:04,659 Jane... it's me... 919 01:19:06,912 --> 01:19:08,245 Funny face. 920 01:19:08,413 --> 01:19:12,166 - I must kill Frank Drebin. - Hey, look! Up there! 921 01:19:12,334 --> 01:19:14,377 You love Frank Drebin. 922 01:19:14,544 --> 01:19:16,879 And Frank Drebin loves you. 923 01:19:18,340 --> 01:19:19,340 Jane, listen to me. 924 01:19:20,592 --> 01:19:22,176 If you don't love me, you might as well pull that trigger, 925 01:19:22,344 --> 01:19:27,139 because without you, I wouldn't want to live anyway. 926 01:19:28,975 --> 01:19:30,685 I've finally found someone I can love... 927 01:19:31,770 --> 01:19:35,856 a good, clean love... without utensils. 928 01:19:36,024 --> 01:19:39,902 I must kill Frank Drebin. 929 01:19:40,070 --> 01:19:42,738 It's a topsy-turvy world, Jane, 930 01:19:42,906 --> 01:19:46,325 and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans, 931 01:19:46,493 --> 01:19:50,746 but this is our hill and these are our beans. 932 01:19:52,332 --> 01:19:55,584 Jane, since I met you, I notice things I never knew were there before, 933 01:19:55,752 --> 01:20:00,589 birds singing, dew glistening on a newly-formed leaf... 934 01:20:01,550 --> 01:20:02,967 stoplights... 935 01:20:03,135 --> 01:20:06,595 - I must kill... - Jane, this morning... 936 01:20:08,390 --> 01:20:09,974 I bought something for you. 937 01:20:11,393 --> 01:20:12,643 It's not very much... 938 01:20:13,478 --> 01:20:16,147 but pretty good for an honest policeman's salary. 939 01:20:17,858 --> 01:20:19,775 It's an engagement ring. 940 01:20:19,943 --> 01:20:21,902 I would have given it to you earlier, 941 01:20:22,070 --> 01:20:25,281 but I wanted to wait until we were alone. 942 01:20:29,494 --> 01:20:32,496 - I... - I love you, Jane. 943 01:20:38,420 --> 01:20:39,754 Oh, Frank! 944 01:20:52,184 --> 01:20:54,435 I'm sorry! 945 01:21:05,030 --> 01:21:08,282 I'm sorry I yelled at you yesterday, I really am. 946 01:21:11,536 --> 01:21:12,787 Drebin! 947 01:21:12,954 --> 01:21:15,623 I was wrong about you. 948 01:21:15,791 --> 01:21:19,835 This city, and I guess the whole world owes you a debt of gratitude. 949 01:21:20,003 --> 01:21:21,045 Thank you, mayor. 950 01:21:21,213 --> 01:21:25,216 And Monday morning we want you back at Police Squad... 951 01:21:25,383 --> 01:21:27,510 with a promotion to captain, of course. 952 01:21:27,677 --> 01:21:29,887 - Mayor... - But don't thank me. 953 01:21:30,847 --> 01:21:33,390 There's someone else here who wants to thank you. 954 01:21:33,558 --> 01:21:35,810 - Nordberg! - Hiya, buddy! 955 01:21:35,977 --> 01:21:38,771 The doc says I should be on my feet and as good as new in a week! 956 01:21:38,939 --> 01:21:42,274 - And back on the force! - Nordberg, that's wonderful! 957 01:21:44,236 --> 01:21:47,571 Oh, Frank! Everyone should have a friend like you!