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Charlie-Oboe-Seven-Sugar.

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Distress call acknowledged.
Divert to new coordinates.

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- Negative! Negative!
- Heading two-three-zero.

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- Vector two-three-zero.
- Negative!

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- Ascend three-zero-zero.
- Unable!

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Stay on course.

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We're only losing altitude
at 50 feet per second.

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Let's clear that ridge, then reassess.

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There might be
a more survivable crash site.

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More survivable crash site?

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I told you! I warned you!

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Wet tarmac! Short runway!
25-knot crosswind! Lightning!

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You disallowed me to complete
a proper safety check

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despite credible threats of sabotage.

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You forced me to take off
and needled me and teased me

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and bullied me,
but I managed to get us airborne anyway.

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And now, needless to say,
we've been blown up by somebody

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trying to assassinate you again,
and we're gonna crash after all!

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If we survive, I'm reporting you

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to the Trans-European Aviation Authority.

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- You're fired.
- What's that?

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- What'd you say?
- You're fired.

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I'm fired? In the middle of

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emergency forced landing procedure...

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Mayday, mayday, mayday.
Charlie-Oboe-Seven-Sugar.

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Request for immediate clearance.

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I've got a cornfield and a,
uh, looks like a soybean field.

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Which is gonna be softer?

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Inconclusive.

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Never mind. I'll be in the cornfield.

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At this moment, rescue workers

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are laboring to extinguish
the fiery wreckage

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of an ill-fated dual-engine aircraft,

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in a perhaps futile attempt
to recover and identify

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the remains of Anatole "Zsa-zsa" Korda,

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international businessman,

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maverick in the fields
of armaments and aviation,

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among the richest men in Europe.

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This was Korda's sixth recorded
airplane crash.

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Dogged for years by accusations
of profiteering,

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tax evasion, price-fixing, bribery,

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Korda specialized in the mediation of

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clandestine trade agreements.

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His moniker in financial circles: Mr. 5%.

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He is survived by

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ten children...
nine boys, one novitiate nun,

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his daughter Liesl...

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and is predeceased by three wives.

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A controversial figure,
some will mourn his death,

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others, inevitably, will celebrate.

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Who was this man?

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How do we recognize him?

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Does he have even an identity?

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Let us consider his life and deeds.

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Born to an unscrupulous...

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Grandmother.

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Why are we here?

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I don't know you.

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in a cold house

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and brought that cold life...

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Captain, what exactly would Mr. Korda

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have experienced during those
final seconds of his life,

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before he was incinerated,

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while you rocketed through
space strapped to a chair?

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Surely a horrific display of...

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Actually, no. He's still alive.

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Mr. Korda. Sir.

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- Wow.
- I'm fine.

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What's that in your hand?

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I don't know.
I think it's a vestigial organ.

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I tried to get it back in.

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It's not as easy as it looks.

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The chair recognizes
the bureaucrat from Baltimore.

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Thank you.

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Zsa-zsa Korda,

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our single common enemy
who works consistently

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and relentlessly against the interests

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of all our competing nations.

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The one item only on our agenda
which unites us.

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He swindles our banks.

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He dodges our tariffs.

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He ties up our courtrooms
in tactical lawsuits.

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He provokes war as well as peace,

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in direct conflict with
our shared diplomatic agenda.

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Subject's new venture relies heavily

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on personal capital and wildly
overreaches liquid resources.

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Our objective, with your approval:

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disrupting, obstructing, impeding,

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crippling Korda's enterprise
in any manner possible,

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with option to cancel
in event of subject's sudden

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and probable death.

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- All in favor?
- Aye!

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Your bag, Miss Liesl.

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- I'll put it in the cupboard.
- I wish to retain it.

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Yes. No, no, I'm keeping it.

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I understand.

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Be seated.

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Liesl. I expect
you received news of my death.

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The reports were inaccurate,
needless to say.

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Let me get directly to the point.

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I've appointed you sole heir to my estate,

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which you may come into
sooner rather than later,

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and provisionally manager of my affairs

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after the event of my actual demise,
on a trial basis.

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- Why?
- Why what?

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Why sooner rather than later,
since you survived again?

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And why am I sole heir to your estate?

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You have eight sons at last count.

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- Nine sons.
- Nine sons. What about them?

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- They're not my heirs.
- Why not?

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- I have my reasons.
- Which are what?

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My reasons? I'm not saying.

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I'm saying I'm not saying.

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It's been six years
since our last meeting.

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I apologize.

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I apologize.

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I forgive you.

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Are you dying?

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Thank you. No.

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But I keep getting assassinated,
unsuccessfully so far,

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and I can't allow my enemies
to benefit from killing me.

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That's the top priority
in my life at this time.

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If they get me,
you get them, provisionally.

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Like an audition.

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Like a trial period.

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Of being your daughter.

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Of being sole heir to my estate
and manager of my affairs

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after the event of my actual demise.

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The personal family aspect, I agree,

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that merits further discussion,
but for now,

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there's much to explain,
and it's all in these shoeboxes.

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Korda Land and Sea Phoenician
Infrastructure Scheme.

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My most important project of my lifetime.

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30 years' work.

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May I move? Over there.

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Over where?

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Over there? Why?

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They say you murdered my mother.

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- What?
- They say you murdered my mother.

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Who said that? Who said that?

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"They." It's what they say.

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I feel the need to address it.

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It's why I agreed to come here today.

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They say that? Well, it's a...

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Forgive me.

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I know you're pious.

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It's a goddamn lie.

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I never murdered
anybody's mother in my life.

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Okay. I have no choice
but to take you at your word.

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I never personally murdered
anybody at all, ever!

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You arranged murders perhaps.

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Don't put words in my mouth.

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Of course I didn't and don't.

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I've employed violent men
to do violence on occasion

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in the distant past.

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I take no relish in it.

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They say you murdered all your wives.

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I'm gonna sue them for libel in that case,
whoever "they" are!

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If you can provide me
with their identities.

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In fact, I was very fond of your mother

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and never would've murdered her

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under any circumstances whatsoever.

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I didn't know her that well.

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I thought you came here
because I summoned you.

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My plan is to be a nun.

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Not anymore, right?

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Your brothers are there.

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Jasper, David, Phillip, Michael, Harry,

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Jamie, Samuel, Steven, Thomas.

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Hello, boys.

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Will they be joining us for luncheon?

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Of course not.

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They live in a dormitory
across the street.

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I don't know,
I don't know what they're doing here.

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Is today a Saturday?
That might explain it.

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I bought Jasper a crossbow.

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Be careful of your eyes.
He's a very good shot.

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You understand this changes your life.

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Listen carefully.

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This shoebox contains my idea

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for the dam we're going to build.

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This shoebox contains my idea

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for the canal
we're in the middle of digging.

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This shoebox contains my idea

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for the tunnel
we already finished drilling.

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I think he sharpens them.

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It's supposed to have a suction cup.

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This shirt box contains
my plan to assemble

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the massive workforce required
for the project.

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In short, we're gonna need slave labor,

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but that's available to us.

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This hatbox contains my negotiations

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with barons in shipping,
mining and railroads.

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These littler sock boxes contain

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my agreements with titans in banking,
real estate

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and black market syndicates.

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Excuse me.

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Hello.

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Yes.

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You're not my heirs!

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Who the deuce is that?
He's been eavesdropping on us.

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I'm the new tutor.

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Ah, of course.

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Welcome.

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Bring me the polygraph.

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I always keep a tutor on staff
to give lessons

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during intervals of my free time.

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He's gonna teach us about
insects and related subjects.

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He's an expert in that field.

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We'll be with you shortly.

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This is my daughter Liesl.

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This is Professor...?

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Bjorn.

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Professor Bjorn.

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Watch out!

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In summation, the boxes on this
carpet all together present

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a blueprint to set the wheels
of commerce in motion

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throughout a potentially rich,
now dormant region.

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Then to retain an appropriate
but extremely valuable

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five percent of the revenues
for the next 150 years.

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This is just...

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crazy.

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Yes, I admit.

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If it works, it's a miracle.

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But it's going to.

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What's in the glove box?

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That's the gap.

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We'll discuss that later.

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You still didn't sign it.

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I told you,
I take my vows at the end of the month.

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I told you, unfortunately, no.

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The church could claim a lien
on our family business.

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You can still believe in God if you wish.

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- The pigeons are there.
- Not for me.

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I take only a few crusts
of bread in the daytime.

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- How about you?
- Hmm? Me?

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I could eat a horse and easily a pigeon.

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You're invited to lunch in that case.

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Oh, thank you, sir.

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Point your finger.

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- Full name?
- Bjorn Lund.

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- Place of birth?
- Oslo.

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- Are you wearing a bow tie?
- Yes.

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Are you now or have you ever been employed

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- in the conduct of industrial espionage?
- No, no, no.

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Or engaged as a professional
contract assassin-for-hire?

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Goodness, no.

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Give him the overcooked one.

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Your bread crusts, Miss Liesl.

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Peace be with you, Reverend Mother.

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I write with perplexing tidings.

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See what I mean? Poisoned.

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- Oh, it's poisoned.
- Why did it turn black?

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My father has appointed me

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provisional successor
and prospective beneficiary

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of his vast fortune,
gained entirely, as you know,

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through unholy mischief.

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How will your slaves be compensated?

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I believe they will receive
a small stipend.

260
00:18:17,207 --> 00:18:18,511
It's really up to the king.

261
00:18:18,512 --> 00:18:19,991
We can't interfere on that level.

262
00:18:19,992 --> 00:18:21,993
God may have something to say about that.

263
00:18:21,994 --> 00:18:23,647
Is he against slavery in the Bible?

264
00:18:23,648 --> 00:18:25,344
I'm against it.

265
00:18:25,345 --> 00:18:28,043
What worth is the pledge
of a swindling rogue?

266
00:18:28,044 --> 00:18:30,132
There's a terrible famine in this region.

267
00:18:30,133 --> 00:18:32,003
- This shoebox, I mean.
- I know. That's us.

268
00:18:32,004 --> 00:18:33,962
This friendless man bewilders me.

269
00:18:33,963 --> 00:18:36,442
- In what sense that's you?
- We-we did that.

270
00:18:36,443 --> 00:18:38,880
Normally, there'd just be the
normal level of poverty there,

271
00:18:38,881 --> 00:18:40,664
but presently we control the grain.

272
00:18:40,665 --> 00:18:42,013
Now we make our move,

273
00:18:42,014 --> 00:18:43,667
and we supply provisions on our own terms.

274
00:18:43,668 --> 00:18:45,451
My word. Is that ethical?

275
00:18:45,452 --> 00:18:46,975
It's damnable. To hell.

276
00:18:46,976 --> 00:18:49,064
Nevertheless, I foresee an opportunity

277
00:18:49,065 --> 00:18:51,371
to accomplish, by the grace of God...

278
00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:55,766
significant good works
with the enormous resources

279
00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:57,594
he proposes to place at my disposal.

280
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,030
Memorize this combination.

281
00:18:59,031 --> 00:19:00,815
I can't tell you where the safe is.

282
00:19:00,816 --> 00:19:02,512
That'll be in my will.

283
00:19:02,513 --> 00:19:05,690
Perhaps this could be
even his deeper intention.

284
00:19:07,387 --> 00:19:08,866
Where does it come from?

285
00:19:08,867 --> 00:19:09,693
Mexico.

286
00:19:09,694 --> 00:19:11,434
Not the cactus.

287
00:19:11,435 --> 00:19:13,305
I mean this ruthless brutality.

288
00:19:13,306 --> 00:19:14,437
You don't know me.

289
00:19:14,438 --> 00:19:16,091
The boys live across the street.

290
00:19:16,092 --> 00:19:18,310
There's no love in this house,
as far as I can observe.

291
00:19:18,311 --> 00:19:21,270
God is absent. Why?

292
00:19:21,271 --> 00:19:23,272
I remain profoundly reluctant
to leave the order

293
00:19:23,273 --> 00:19:25,753
and long for the hour
of my return to sanctuary.

294
00:19:25,754 --> 00:19:27,755
I think it's not my fault.

295
00:19:27,756 --> 00:19:30,627
It's a self-fulfilling prophecy
which starts in the nursery.

296
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,890
No one cared about or for me
except my nanny,

297
00:19:32,891 --> 00:19:34,631
and she was dismissed and put to shame.

298
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,590
- What for?
- She overstepped her position.

299
00:19:37,591 --> 00:19:39,244
It had to be done.

300
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,116
Also, his poor boys, my brothers,

301
00:19:41,117 --> 00:19:43,248
thirst and hunger for sisterly affection.

302
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,424
The wings have a scent
which gets on your fingers

303
00:19:45,425 --> 00:19:46,556
if you catch them.

304
00:19:46,557 --> 00:19:48,210
Some smell like lemons.

305
00:19:48,211 --> 00:19:51,561
Some smell like chocolate.
Some smell like urine.

306
00:19:51,562 --> 00:19:54,564
Are you interested in butterflies?

307
00:19:54,565 --> 00:19:55,957
Is that a real question?

308
00:19:55,958 --> 00:19:57,872
Is this an act?

309
00:19:57,873 --> 00:20:00,396
I'm interested in the welfare
of all living creatures.

310
00:20:00,397 --> 00:20:02,486
Very good. Very good.

311
00:20:05,141 --> 00:20:06,750
What advice can you afford

312
00:20:06,751 --> 00:20:08,752
your humble servant, me?

313
00:20:08,753 --> 00:20:10,798
She was murdered, by the way.

314
00:20:10,799 --> 00:20:12,712
Not a suicide, the official ruling.

315
00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:15,063
I think I know who did it,

316
00:20:15,064 --> 00:20:17,544
but I've tried to stay out of it, frankly.

317
00:20:19,546 --> 00:20:20,677
The son of my father.

318
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:23,332
He's the murderer, I suspect.

319
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:25,334
The son of your father?

320
00:20:25,335 --> 00:20:26,639
In other words, your brother.

321
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,076
- Half brother.
- Uncle Nubar?

322
00:20:28,077 --> 00:20:30,252
- He's my mother's murderer?
- I suspect.

323
00:20:30,253 --> 00:20:32,907
We always hated each other, of course,

324
00:20:32,908 --> 00:20:34,865
but we do conduct business together

325
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:37,607
through an intermediary,
because he's very clever.

326
00:20:37,608 --> 00:20:39,783
- "Thou shalt not kill."
- I agree.

327
00:20:39,784 --> 00:20:41,219
We must bring that man to justice,

328
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,831
if what you say is true.

329
00:20:44,441 --> 00:20:46,268
Broadcloth.

330
00:20:46,269 --> 00:20:47,399
Wake up my notary.

331
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,880
Yes, sir.

332
00:20:50,186 --> 00:20:52,797
Sign the paper in front of you...

333
00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:56,104
and I swear my word of solemnest honor,

334
00:20:56,105 --> 00:20:58,106
we shall bring ferocious revenge down upon

335
00:20:58,107 --> 00:21:01,457
this cold-blooded butcher,
your Uncle Nubar.

336
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:03,025
Meaning get him arrested?

337
00:21:04,504 --> 00:21:06,201
I think so.

338
00:21:06,202 --> 00:21:07,985
He is one of our principal partners,
of course.

339
00:21:07,986 --> 00:21:09,595
I'll pray on the matter.

340
00:21:09,596 --> 00:21:11,162
Heavenly Father, please grant me

341
00:21:11,163 --> 00:21:12,642
with some guidance
for this difficult decision.

342
00:21:12,643 --> 00:21:14,252
Amen.

343
00:21:14,253 --> 00:21:16,864
God has called me here for a purpose. -

344
00:21:16,865 --> 00:21:19,910
No slaves. No famine. No dormitory.

345
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:21,957
You're on a trial period.

346
00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:30,312
We've annulled your sacred covenant,
Miss Liesl.

347
00:21:30,313 --> 00:21:32,314
A secular rosary
will arrive from the jeweler

348
00:21:32,315 --> 00:21:33,750
later this afternoon.

349
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,187
I hope you'll find it to your liking.

350
00:21:36,406 --> 00:21:38,843
P.S. How is your rheumatism?

351
00:21:40,279 --> 00:21:41,977
I pray for your health and comfort.

352
00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:48,808
Jasper.

353
00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:50,593
Bless us and these, thy holy gifts,

354
00:21:50,594 --> 00:21:52,029
which we are about to receive.

355
00:21:52,030 --> 00:21:53,552
- We pray for the poor...
- What's this about?

356
00:21:53,553 --> 00:21:55,163
Don't make them be religious.

357
00:21:55,164 --> 00:21:57,121
I already did. We're reading Genesis.

358
00:21:57,122 --> 00:21:59,428
- ... before thee in thy name. Amen.
- Amen.

359
00:21:59,429 --> 00:22:02,344
Why would anybody do something
I didn't tell them to do?

360
00:22:02,345 --> 00:22:05,564
Does this soup
come from our usual kitchen?

361
00:22:05,565 --> 00:22:07,392
I feel it tastes better.

362
00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:08,916
It does taste better.

363
00:22:08,917 --> 00:22:10,875
I have a French cook.
You have a Belgian cook.

364
00:22:15,271 --> 00:22:16,662
Yes.

365
00:22:18,361 --> 00:22:21,015
What? What, what?

366
00:22:21,016 --> 00:22:22,712
- What are you afraid of?
- Don't worry.

367
00:22:22,713 --> 00:22:25,541
They eat only worms and crickets

368
00:22:25,542 --> 00:22:27,412
and sometimes their own mates.

369
00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:29,501
Are you men or mice?

370
00:22:29,502 --> 00:22:31,635
You should be lions!

371
00:22:33,767 --> 00:22:35,333
No bugs at the table.

372
00:22:35,334 --> 00:22:36,421
I am sorry.

373
00:22:36,422 --> 00:22:37,596
Of course.

374
00:22:37,597 --> 00:22:39,468
Yes, sir?

375
00:22:39,469 --> 00:22:41,470
The snails are good.

376
00:22:41,471 --> 00:22:42,775
Thank you, sir.

377
00:22:42,776 --> 00:22:44,473
They're good.

378
00:22:44,474 --> 00:22:46,128
Also, he likes your soup.

379
00:22:49,783 --> 00:22:50,870
Did you eat dinner with your father

380
00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:52,612
when you were a little boy?

381
00:22:54,179 --> 00:22:55,310
No.

382
00:22:55,311 --> 00:22:56,572
A new rule.

383
00:22:56,573 --> 00:22:58,226
From this day forward,
you're allowed a maximum

384
00:22:58,227 --> 00:23:00,706
of two authorized friends, each of you.

385
00:23:00,707 --> 00:23:02,099
And we're gonna make a list.

386
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:03,883
Nobody not on that list will be permitted

387
00:23:03,884 --> 00:23:05,668
to enter these premises at any time.

388
00:23:05,669 --> 00:23:07,887
Also, a new motto:

389
00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:10,935
"Break but don't bend."

390
00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:18,724
I didn't know you live in a slum.

391
00:23:21,685 --> 00:23:23,121
Fix the leak.

392
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,864
Never buy good pictures.

393
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:30,041
Buy masterpieces.

394
00:23:31,608 --> 00:23:35,611
Why do you adopt children
into this madness?

395
00:23:35,612 --> 00:23:36,916
I play the odds.

396
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:38,570
Of course I have my boys,

397
00:23:38,571 --> 00:23:41,530
but the adopted ones
might turn out to be better.

398
00:23:41,531 --> 00:23:44,534
This fella could be smarter than Einstein,
for all we know.

399
00:23:46,449 --> 00:23:48,754
This is a bashable rivet,

400
00:23:48,755 --> 00:23:51,235
perhaps the most effective
device of mechanical hardware

401
00:23:51,236 --> 00:23:53,063
ever conceived for the purpose
of permanently coupling

402
00:23:53,064 --> 00:23:55,500
two beams, rods, posts or pillars.

403
00:23:55,501 --> 00:23:57,807
It's the foundation
of modern civil engineering,

404
00:23:57,808 --> 00:24:00,636
though its usage, of course,
dates from the Bronze Age.

405
00:24:00,637 --> 00:24:03,334
Regular price: ten for a nickel.

406
00:24:46,770 --> 00:24:48,553
Wake up. The new plane is on the tarmac.

407
00:24:48,554 --> 00:24:49,728
- We're leaving in ten minutes.
- What?

408
00:24:49,729 --> 00:24:51,078
- Wake up.
- Wait.

409
00:24:51,079 --> 00:24:52,296
Wh-Why? Where are we going?

410
00:24:52,297 --> 00:24:54,994
- I'll tell you in the air.
- Tell me now.

411
00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:56,083
I'll tell you in the car.

412
00:24:56,084 --> 00:24:57,780
- Tell me now.
- Obey me.

413
00:24:57,781 --> 00:24:58,737
I'm going back to sleep.

414
00:24:58,738 --> 00:25:00,739
It's sabotage! Look.

415
00:25:00,740 --> 00:25:03,655
Over the past 50 years,
the market value of bashable rivets

416
00:25:03,656 --> 00:25:06,484
has risen calmly,
measuredly from three and a quarter

417
00:25:06,485 --> 00:25:09,183
to 27 and a half Yankee dollars
per keg-barrel.

418
00:25:09,184 --> 00:25:12,447
Last night, rivets rocketed to 900.

419
00:25:12,448 --> 00:25:14,666
- What does that mean? For us?
- It means the gap explodes.

420
00:25:14,667 --> 00:25:17,191
There's a run on bolts,
spikes and pulverized gravel, too.

421
00:25:17,192 --> 00:25:19,062
All category of construction materials

422
00:25:19,063 --> 00:25:21,020
across the entire western Near East.

423
00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:23,762
My enemies are manipulating
the markets we manipulated.

424
00:25:23,763 --> 00:25:25,590
Who's that?

425
00:25:25,591 --> 00:25:27,375
Arsonists.
I hired them to burn the house down,

426
00:25:27,376 --> 00:25:29,159
if necessary, for insurance purposes.

427
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,161
They're just doing
an assessment right now.

428
00:25:31,162 --> 00:25:33,468
That's not my suitcase.

429
00:25:33,469 --> 00:25:34,817
I got you a new one.

430
00:25:34,818 --> 00:25:36,906
The other one wouldn't be
suitable for this voyage.

431
00:25:36,907 --> 00:25:38,777
It looks like a picnic basket.

432
00:25:38,778 --> 00:25:41,128
Today, tonight and tomorrow,
we rendezvous with every titan

433
00:25:41,129 --> 00:25:44,261
in every shoebox and pretend we
agree what we already agreed,

434
00:25:44,262 --> 00:25:46,089
but, in fact, we don't. We can't.

435
00:25:46,090 --> 00:25:47,482
Somebody's got to cover the gap.

436
00:25:47,483 --> 00:25:48,439
How much is the gap?

437
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,137
The gap? The gap is not like that.

438
00:25:50,138 --> 00:25:52,269
Yes, it's partly a deficit in funding

439
00:25:52,270 --> 00:25:53,749
against our total projected revenues,

440
00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:56,230
but more precariously,
it's a missing slice of a pie

441
00:25:56,231 --> 00:25:58,014
that was baked too big for the pan.

442
00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,756
I mean the amount.

443
00:26:01,540 --> 00:26:02,758
Everything we got.

444
00:26:02,759 --> 00:26:05,240
Our entire fortune plus a little bit more.

445
00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:07,807
Wake up the tutor.

446
00:26:15,293 --> 00:26:16,380
Initial countermeasures rendered

447
00:26:16,381 --> 00:26:18,513
highly effective results, as you can see.

448
00:26:18,514 --> 00:26:20,993
Subject now engaged in desperate campaign

449
00:26:20,994 --> 00:26:22,213
of clandestine site visits.

450
00:26:23,823 --> 00:26:26,825
Crisscrossing region to
confront each principal partner

451
00:26:26,826 --> 00:26:29,132
in effort to re-renegotiate
terms of charter agreement

452
00:26:29,133 --> 00:26:30,873
and salvage enterprise

453
00:26:30,874 --> 00:26:33,876
before official signature
signing ceremony end of month.

454
00:26:33,877 --> 00:26:37,445
Also, newly obtained medical
report indicates subject may be

455
00:26:37,446 --> 00:26:40,013
suffering trauma
from blunt force head injury.

456
00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:42,493
Are those screws or bolts?

457
00:26:42,494 --> 00:26:43,755
Possibly both.

458
00:26:43,756 --> 00:26:46,324
Likely accumulated over several incidents.

459
00:26:54,811 --> 00:26:56,291
What's in the fruit crate?

460
00:26:57,379 --> 00:26:58,901
Leave that alone. It's fragile.

461
00:26:58,902 --> 00:27:00,424
- What is it?
- That?

462
00:27:00,425 --> 00:27:02,252
It's fragile. Leave the fruit crate alone.

463
00:27:02,253 --> 00:27:04,385
- But what is it?
- Just...

464
00:27:04,386 --> 00:27:07,344
It's hand grenades. Are you satisfied?

465
00:27:07,345 --> 00:27:09,738
Can you accept now
to be careful around it?

466
00:27:09,739 --> 00:27:11,740
Why are we traveling
with a boxful of hand grenades?

467
00:27:11,741 --> 00:27:14,003
I have extras... a large number of them.

468
00:27:14,004 --> 00:27:15,396
For me, at this time,

469
00:27:15,397 --> 00:27:17,355
a hand grenade is cheaper than a bullet.

470
00:27:19,009 --> 00:27:20,315
Do you use them?

471
00:27:21,881 --> 00:27:23,927
That's not really the point.

472
00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:28,714
Point your finger.

473
00:27:32,762 --> 00:27:34,850
You'll be acting as
my administrative secretary

474
00:27:34,851 --> 00:27:36,765
for the time being.

475
00:27:36,766 --> 00:27:38,897
- The last one got blown in two, as you know.
- Oh, marvelous.

476
00:27:38,898 --> 00:27:40,986
That rucksack,
which you're responsible for, contains

477
00:27:40,987 --> 00:27:43,511
all the liquid currency
to my name at this moment.

478
00:27:43,512 --> 00:27:46,035
Keep it on your person
at all times and don't lose it.

479
00:27:46,036 --> 00:27:47,819
I'll do my best. Great Scott!

480
00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:49,430
Look at this one.

481
00:27:49,431 --> 00:27:50,996
Isn't it remarkable how he's able

482
00:27:50,997 --> 00:27:52,650
to hang on at this airspeed?

483
00:27:52,651 --> 00:27:54,522
How does he hang on at this airspeed?

484
00:27:54,523 --> 00:27:56,567
Shall we do a lesson now
or should I talk to you?

485
00:27:56,568 --> 00:27:58,700
I expect you know about tarsal segments:

486
00:27:58,701 --> 00:28:01,050
the tiny hairs with
clawlike structures that grip

487
00:28:01,051 --> 00:28:04,619
microscopic irregularities on
an apparently smooth surface.

488
00:28:04,620 --> 00:28:07,143
But the dragonfly is also
furnished with little pads...

489
00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:08,710
Hold that thought.

490
00:28:08,711 --> 00:28:11,366
called pulvilli.

491
00:28:13,106 --> 00:28:15,370
When was your last confession?

492
00:28:16,501 --> 00:28:18,502
- I think I was 14.
- Oh, dear.

493
00:28:18,503 --> 00:28:20,288
Do you still believe in God?

494
00:28:21,027 --> 00:28:22,114
Sadly, no.

495
00:28:22,115 --> 00:28:23,551
Are you an atheist?

496
00:28:23,552 --> 00:28:24,943
I'm a scientist.

497
00:28:24,944 --> 00:28:26,075
You're an atheist.

498
00:28:26,076 --> 00:28:27,295
Are you chaste?

499
00:28:28,078 --> 00:28:29,513
Not particularly.

500
00:28:29,514 --> 00:28:30,776
Is that important?

501
00:28:32,691 --> 00:28:34,736
I don't really know.

502
00:28:34,737 --> 00:28:38,479
Are you very terribly pure yourself?

503
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,524
Obviously.
How can you ask me such a thing?

504
00:28:40,525 --> 00:28:41,395
Look at me.

505
00:28:41,396 --> 00:28:43,310
It wouldn't matter in the least.

506
00:28:43,311 --> 00:28:45,790
Even if you were the cheapest
girl at the filthiest brothel

507
00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:48,053
in the seediest red-light district...

508
00:28:48,054 --> 00:28:49,664
- Oh, dear.
- ... on this swirling orb,

509
00:28:49,665 --> 00:28:52,450
nothing could detract
from your loveliness.

510
00:28:55,801 --> 00:28:57,062
Thank you.

511
00:28:57,063 --> 00:28:58,890
You're welcome. I speak my heart.

512
00:28:58,891 --> 00:29:00,457
I'm a bohemian.

513
00:29:00,458 --> 00:29:02,894
I thought you were born in Oslo.

514
00:29:02,895 --> 00:29:04,592
Not literally bohemian.

515
00:29:04,593 --> 00:29:06,898
Actually, I've only been to one brothel.

516
00:29:06,899 --> 00:29:09,248
It left me cold.

517
00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:11,599
We're starting our descent.

518
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,340
Prepare your documents before we deplane

519
00:29:13,341 --> 00:29:15,167
so you never delay my schedule.

520
00:29:15,168 --> 00:29:17,040
Passports?

521
00:29:24,917 --> 00:29:26,179
Where's yours?

522
00:29:28,181 --> 00:29:30,183
I don't have a passport.

523
00:29:31,794 --> 00:29:33,360
Normal people want the basic human rights

524
00:29:33,361 --> 00:29:35,884
that accompany citizenship
in any sovereign nation.

525
00:29:35,885 --> 00:29:37,799
I don't.

526
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,018
My legal residence is a shack in Portugal.

527
00:29:40,019 --> 00:29:42,978
My official domicile is
a hut on the Black Sea.

528
00:29:42,979 --> 00:29:45,807
My certificated abode is
a lodge perched on the edge

529
00:29:45,808 --> 00:29:48,026
of a cliff overlooking
the sub-Saharan rainforest

530
00:29:48,027 --> 00:29:49,985
accessible only by goat path.

531
00:29:49,986 --> 00:29:52,248
I don't live anywhere.

532
00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:54,424
I'm not a citizen at all.

533
00:29:54,425 --> 00:29:57,210
I don't need my human rights.

534
00:30:09,048 --> 00:30:10,135
What was that?

535
00:30:10,136 --> 00:30:13,138
I think nothing.

536
00:30:13,139 --> 00:30:14,836
It's the same sound I heard last time

537
00:30:14,837 --> 00:30:18,448
before the plane exploded,
but this time, it didn't.

538
00:30:18,449 --> 00:30:21,234
So, nothing to worry about.

539
00:30:23,062 --> 00:30:25,064
Myself, I feel very safe.

540
00:31:00,839 --> 00:31:02,797
You have a long journey, don't you?

541
00:31:02,798 --> 00:31:05,016
You must find a suitable place to bury it.

542
00:31:05,017 --> 00:31:06,801
Yes.

543
00:31:06,802 --> 00:31:09,934
I never lost interest in you, by the way.

544
00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:12,371
I always followed your progress
with great interest.

545
00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:14,156
- Followed how?
- Bjorn!

546
00:31:14,157 --> 00:31:15,940
- Hmm?
- Where's the rucksack?

547
00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:17,376
In the car.

548
00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:19,640
Followed how?

549
00:31:19,641 --> 00:31:22,381
Well, I generally kept
various operatives observing

550
00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:24,035
your activities, your report cards,

551
00:31:24,036 --> 00:31:26,037
your medical history,
your personal correspondence,

552
00:31:26,038 --> 00:31:27,996
- et cetera.
- You've been spying on me all my entire life?

553
00:31:27,997 --> 00:31:30,781
It's not called spying
when you're the parent.

554
00:31:30,782 --> 00:31:32,261
It's called nurturing.

555
00:31:32,262 --> 00:31:34,525
Or at the very least, interest.

556
00:31:39,356 --> 00:31:40,488
Here comes the prince.

557
00:31:44,796 --> 00:31:46,971
Actually, that's some other fellows.

558
00:31:46,972 --> 00:31:50,366
I think assassins.

559
00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:52,107
Driver, get the hand grenades.

560
00:31:52,108 --> 00:31:53,501
Driver!

561
00:32:04,033 --> 00:32:05,730
Ahoy!

562
00:32:09,299 --> 00:32:11,169
You armed yourself. Good girl.

563
00:32:11,170 --> 00:32:12,301
Oh, no.

564
00:32:12,302 --> 00:32:14,085
The assassins shot your driver.

565
00:32:14,086 --> 00:32:15,783
I pledge to compensate his
family on behalf of the king,

566
00:32:15,784 --> 00:32:17,393
who regrets the presence
of devilish brigands

567
00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:18,742
in the imperial realm.

568
00:32:18,743 --> 00:32:21,223
I think I recognize that assassin.

569
00:32:21,224 --> 00:32:23,051
He used to work for me, maybe.

570
00:32:24,096 --> 00:32:26,054
Who's this?

571
00:32:26,055 --> 00:32:27,925
- My daughter Liesl.
- How do you do, Your Highness?

572
00:32:27,926 --> 00:32:30,145
Oh, she's a bride of Christ. What a pity.

573
00:32:30,146 --> 00:32:31,407
You may address me directly.

574
00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:32,974
I beg your pardon. You're stunning.

575
00:32:32,975 --> 00:32:34,628
- Thank you.
- They got him right through the pump.

576
00:32:34,629 --> 00:32:36,760
- The driver, I mean.
- Poor man.

577
00:32:36,761 --> 00:32:38,632
- He didn't suffer.
- I believe he did suffer.

578
00:32:38,633 --> 00:32:40,155
I brought you a humble symbol
of the gratitude

579
00:32:40,156 --> 00:32:41,765
of my father's people
for your heroic endeavors

580
00:32:41,766 --> 00:32:43,332
toward the prosperity of our commonwealth.

581
00:32:43,333 --> 00:32:44,942
Another knife.

582
00:32:44,943 --> 00:32:47,641
She's got one, too, under the habit.
Show him.

583
00:32:47,642 --> 00:32:49,512
- Holy moly.
- I bought it at the airport.

584
00:32:49,513 --> 00:32:51,122
Help yourself to a hand grenade.

585
00:32:51,123 --> 00:32:52,690
You're very kind.

586
00:33:02,047 --> 00:33:04,266
How confident are we in this tunnel

587
00:33:04,267 --> 00:33:06,181
at the current stage of construction?

588
00:33:06,182 --> 00:33:07,486
One hundred percent.

589
00:33:07,487 --> 00:33:09,010
Don't be alarmed by that tremor.

590
00:33:09,011 --> 00:33:10,620
- Miss Liesl...
- Would you like to hold my hand?

591
00:33:10,621 --> 00:33:12,535
I was going to suggest the same thing.

592
00:33:12,536 --> 00:33:13,623
Thank you both.

593
00:33:13,624 --> 00:33:15,233
It's a very good tunnel.

594
00:33:15,234 --> 00:33:16,931
Myself, I feel very safe.

595
00:33:16,932 --> 00:33:18,541
Yes, but you're in the habit of surviving.

596
00:33:18,542 --> 00:33:19,804
Stop!

597
00:33:24,635 --> 00:33:26,550
I beg your pardon.

598
00:33:30,249 --> 00:33:31,423
Right on schedule.

599
00:33:51,053 --> 00:33:54,490
This is not the document
we agreed to validate.

600
00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:56,492
What? Of course it is.

601
00:33:56,493 --> 00:33:58,450
You've been fiddling with it!

602
00:33:58,451 --> 00:33:59,582
Th-The deal's already in place.

603
00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:00,888
This is just a symbolic meeting

604
00:34:00,889 --> 00:34:02,237
to connect the unfinished tracks.

605
00:34:02,238 --> 00:34:03,107
It's a formality.

606
00:34:03,108 --> 00:34:04,761
Not anymore.

607
00:34:04,762 --> 00:34:06,589
Oh, help yourself to a hand grenade.

608
00:34:06,590 --> 00:34:08,983
Have you been fiddling with it?

609
00:34:08,984 --> 00:34:10,506
Barely.

610
00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:11,463
- Liar! How dare you?
- What in the hell made you...

611
00:34:11,464 --> 00:34:13,117
It's not my fault!

612
00:34:17,470 --> 00:34:18,688
goddamn liar!

613
00:34:18,689 --> 00:34:20,342
Somebody's got to cover the gap.

614
00:34:20,343 --> 00:34:21,865
Somebody else.

615
00:34:21,866 --> 00:34:23,693
I'll change it back. We concede the point.

616
00:34:23,694 --> 00:34:25,042
We're walking away.

617
00:34:25,043 --> 00:34:27,175
The resources of our
bountiful treasury have been

618
00:34:27,176 --> 00:34:28,655
acutely depleted during the
drilling of this magnificent...

619
00:34:28,656 --> 00:34:30,918
- That's not our problem.
- It's his and yours.

620
00:34:30,919 --> 00:34:31,962
Goodbye.

621
00:34:35,010 --> 00:34:36,619
Halt!

622
00:34:36,620 --> 00:34:38,621
Let's resolve it
the way we did in Colorado

623
00:34:38,622 --> 00:34:40,710
with the dispute
over the Fort Junction claim.

624
00:34:40,711 --> 00:34:43,845
Two-on-two, first to five.

625
00:34:51,983 --> 00:34:54,071
This puts us at
a spectacular disadvantage.

626
00:34:54,072 --> 00:34:55,856
I've never played the game in my life.

627
00:34:55,857 --> 00:34:57,205
I don't even know the regulations.

628
00:34:57,206 --> 00:35:00,861
We're the underdog, yes.
I still like our chances.

629
00:35:00,862 --> 00:35:03,472
Basketball, by the way,
it's their greatest strength,

630
00:35:03,473 --> 00:35:05,169
but it's their greatest weakness.

631
00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:06,475
Two beers, please.

632
00:35:06,476 --> 00:35:07,998
Uh, not for me.

633
00:35:07,999 --> 00:35:09,391
I've never tasted hard liquor in my life,

634
00:35:09,392 --> 00:35:10,827
except communion wine.

635
00:35:10,828 --> 00:35:12,524
Uh, communion, this is not hard liquor.

636
00:35:12,525 --> 00:35:16,746
Anyway, on a hot day,
in a dark tunnel, beer's delicious.

637
00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:18,313
You should drink this.

638
00:35:18,314 --> 00:35:20,097
Okay. Two beers.

639
00:35:31,457 --> 00:35:32,762
- Call it.
- Heads.

640
00:35:32,763 --> 00:35:33,895
Heads.

641
00:35:52,783 --> 00:35:53,828
One-zip.

642
00:35:55,133 --> 00:35:56,613
A respectable attempt.

643
00:35:58,136 --> 00:35:59,747
Classic backhand layup.

644
00:36:07,842 --> 00:36:09,843
- I beg your pardon?
- I didn't say anything.

645
00:36:09,844 --> 00:36:11,714
Did you hear what Mr. Reagan
just spoke to me?

646
00:36:11,715 --> 00:36:14,064
When he refers to my mother,
he refers to the sovereign queen

647
00:36:14,065 --> 00:36:16,284
of a population
of ten million loyal subjects.

648
00:36:16,285 --> 00:36:18,025
He didn't say anything
about the sovereign queen.

649
00:36:18,026 --> 00:36:19,374
Don't listen to that.

650
00:36:19,375 --> 00:36:20,723
He's trying to get in your head.

651
00:36:20,724 --> 00:36:21,898
Just play your game, Farouk,

652
00:36:21,899 --> 00:36:23,204
if I may call you that, Your Highness.

653
00:36:23,205 --> 00:36:24,509
I don't know how to play my game.

654
00:36:24,510 --> 00:36:25,684
It's utterly foreign to me.

655
00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:28,601
- You're good.
- I'm not good!

656
00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:37,131
Two-zip.

657
00:36:37,132 --> 00:36:39,089
Does that count?

658
00:36:39,090 --> 00:36:42,049
It doesn't count,
but I've never seen it done before.

659
00:36:42,050 --> 00:36:44,268
You got to bounce it when you move.

660
00:36:44,269 --> 00:36:46,488
That's a rule I should've mentioned.

661
00:36:46,489 --> 00:36:48,577
How well do you know him?

662
00:36:48,578 --> 00:36:49,970
How well do I know...?

663
00:36:49,971 --> 00:36:52,711
Anatole Korda. Zsa-zsa. Your father.

664
00:36:52,712 --> 00:36:54,888
Not well. Mostly by reputation.

665
00:36:54,889 --> 00:36:56,150
I see.

666
00:36:56,151 --> 00:36:57,978
What's your directive, in that case, here?

667
00:36:57,979 --> 00:37:01,024
- My directive?
- If you have one.

668
00:37:01,025 --> 00:37:05,855
I would say, I think,
to prove himself to me.

669
00:37:05,856 --> 00:37:07,378
Also, the other way around.

670
00:37:07,379 --> 00:37:08,466
Am I prying?

671
00:37:08,467 --> 00:37:09,685
Are you prying?

672
00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:11,469
Maybe. Half and half.

673
00:37:11,470 --> 00:37:13,210
Prying and, for selfish reasons,

674
00:37:13,211 --> 00:37:15,691
genuinely concerned
for your future welfare.

675
00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:16,561
Double hop-back jump shot.

676
00:37:16,562 --> 00:37:17,868
Hmm.

677
00:37:23,569 --> 00:37:25,266
- What's it like?
- I wonder.

678
00:37:25,267 --> 00:37:27,485
- Plummeting to earth, on fire.
- How many times?

679
00:37:27,486 --> 00:37:29,313
- Six, so far.
- Yikes.

680
00:37:29,314 --> 00:37:30,837
- Sportsmanship, gentlemen.
- Part of the game.

681
00:37:30,838 --> 00:37:32,969
Nothing personal.

682
00:37:32,970 --> 00:37:36,843
Get it right this time, you twerp.

683
00:37:41,065 --> 00:37:43,632
Could you imagine falling
in love with a man like me,

684
00:37:43,633 --> 00:37:45,808
by the way, hypothetically?

685
00:37:45,809 --> 00:37:48,115
You're drunk. On three beers.

686
00:37:48,116 --> 00:37:50,857
I think I mean it as a genuine question.

687
00:37:50,858 --> 00:37:52,249
Sisters of the cloth do not engage

688
00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:54,034
in romantic behavior of any kind.

689
00:37:54,035 --> 00:37:55,862
- Oh, really?
- It's a vow.

690
00:37:55,863 --> 00:37:57,690
In that case,
stop flirting with the prince!

691
00:37:59,083 --> 00:38:01,345
Besides,
I thought you're not a nun anymore.

692
00:38:01,346 --> 00:38:03,827
You're a business lady.

693
00:38:06,525 --> 00:38:08,526
Is this an act?

694
00:38:08,527 --> 00:38:09,963
You asked me that before!

695
00:38:09,964 --> 00:38:11,966
I don't know what you're talking about.

696
00:38:14,359 --> 00:38:17,058
Left-handed, blind-man,
over-the-shoulder swoop.

697
00:38:21,323 --> 00:38:22,714
Yow!

698
00:38:27,807 --> 00:38:30,985
That was the worst plane crash
I ever survived in my life.

699
00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:34,596
I think I died, actually,

700
00:38:34,597 --> 00:38:36,990
for about a minute and a half.

701
00:38:36,991 --> 00:38:39,036
It's coming back now.

702
00:38:41,169 --> 00:38:42,734
- What's going on?
- I don't know.

703
00:38:42,735 --> 00:38:45,389
Did we give up?

704
00:38:45,390 --> 00:38:48,437
Just, Sir Zsa-zsa,
as you say, play your game.

705
00:38:49,525 --> 00:38:51,569
I'm not really a sportsman.

706
00:38:51,570 --> 00:38:54,921
I'm more interested in gardening,
for instance.

707
00:38:54,922 --> 00:38:56,966
My enemies are everywhere.

708
00:38:56,967 --> 00:38:58,925
I'd like my daughter to come to me.

709
00:38:58,926 --> 00:39:00,578
She's drinking beer in the dining car

710
00:39:00,579 --> 00:39:02,058
with your administrative secretary.

711
00:39:02,059 --> 00:39:03,842
Fetch the nun.

712
00:39:03,843 --> 00:39:05,801
He's actually a tutor.

713
00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:07,629
Insects and related subjects.

714
00:39:07,630 --> 00:39:09,065
Sorry for my bad manners.

715
00:39:09,066 --> 00:39:11,112
- The beers were too strong.
- Hush.

716
00:39:15,029 --> 00:39:17,465
I was present at your birth.

717
00:39:17,466 --> 00:39:20,424
The midwife was a leathery old hag.

718
00:39:20,425 --> 00:39:21,773
I cut the umbilical cord

719
00:39:21,774 --> 00:39:23,993
with hedge clippers of my own design.

720
00:39:23,994 --> 00:39:26,126
I was very fond of your mother
and never would've murdered her

721
00:39:26,127 --> 00:39:28,998
under any circumstances whatsoever.

722
00:39:28,999 --> 00:39:30,608
How'd you get so religious?

723
00:39:30,609 --> 00:39:33,524
My surviving parent sent me to
live in a convent at age five.

724
00:39:33,525 --> 00:39:35,222
To keep you away from boys.

725
00:39:35,223 --> 00:39:37,615
Didn't expect you to get brainwashed.

726
00:39:37,616 --> 00:39:39,617
You're the only child
I did wish to try to be

727
00:39:39,618 --> 00:39:43,883
a proper father to,
but it wasn't possible.

728
00:39:44,972 --> 00:39:46,842
You're named for my grandmother.

729
00:39:46,843 --> 00:39:49,845
She didn't recognize me.

730
00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:51,455
Is this typical of him?

731
00:39:51,456 --> 00:39:52,848
In my experience? Not at all.

732
00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:54,284
Normally, I'd say he's the shrewdest,

733
00:39:54,285 --> 00:39:55,938
most resourceful businessman alive.

734
00:39:55,939 --> 00:39:56,984
Ha!

735
00:39:57,767 --> 00:40:00,160
One last shot.

736
00:40:00,161 --> 00:40:02,163
From the end of the train tracks.

737
00:40:03,729 --> 00:40:05,339
If Farouk succeeds,

738
00:40:05,340 --> 00:40:06,862
the deal proceeds according
to the original document

739
00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:08,298
before I fiddled with it,

740
00:40:08,299 --> 00:40:09,560
but you cover ten percent of the gap,

741
00:40:09,561 --> 00:40:10,692
and I swear my word of solemnest honor...

742
00:40:10,693 --> 00:40:11,780
- Skip it.
- Me?

743
00:40:11,781 --> 00:40:13,521
- You.
- He misses,

744
00:40:13,522 --> 00:40:16,089
there's half a million
Swiss francs in that rucksack.

745
00:40:16,090 --> 00:40:17,525
It's yours.

746
00:40:17,526 --> 00:40:19,180
The rucksack.

747
00:40:24,707 --> 00:40:27,535
Okay, Farouk, if I may call you that,
Your Highness.

748
00:40:27,536 --> 00:40:29,016
Take the shot.

749
00:40:55,651 --> 00:40:58,654
Is it acceptable for me to
propel the ball in this manner?

750
00:41:05,487 --> 00:41:06,923
We knew your mother.

751
00:41:08,490 --> 00:41:09,317
One moment.

752
00:41:12,581 --> 00:41:14,321
Dear merciful and Heavenly Father,

753
00:41:14,322 --> 00:41:15,887
please grant us good luck
and fortune in the circumstance

754
00:41:15,888 --> 00:41:17,715
of my father's business dealings
with the Sacramento...

755
00:41:53,839 --> 00:41:54,971
Good husband...

756
00:41:56,538 --> 00:41:58,279
what tribute is this?

757
00:42:00,977 --> 00:42:02,369
Money.

758
00:42:09,028 --> 00:42:10,856
She's not your daughter.

759
00:42:23,826 --> 00:42:26,044
You do have my eyes.

760
00:42:26,045 --> 00:42:28,786
Do people not tell you that?

761
00:42:28,787 --> 00:42:31,746
Nobody ever told me
I have anybody's anything.

762
00:42:31,747 --> 00:42:33,227
I think I see it.

763
00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:36,098
Except yours aren't blue.

764
00:42:36,099 --> 00:42:38,056
What's that?

765
00:42:38,057 --> 00:42:40,147
I don't know. Go find out.

766
00:42:50,896 --> 00:42:53,594
He has my eyes, too.

767
00:42:53,595 --> 00:42:55,074
Uncle Nubar.

768
00:42:56,424 --> 00:42:57,902
He's not human.

769
00:42:57,903 --> 00:42:59,862
He's biblical.

770
00:43:01,168 --> 00:43:03,038
What did you pray, specifically,

771
00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:06,389
to get Prince Farouk to make
that impossible granny shot?

772
00:43:06,390 --> 00:43:08,174
Even as an atheist, without God's will,

773
00:43:08,175 --> 00:43:09,740
he would've botched it by a mile.

774
00:43:09,741 --> 00:43:11,612
It's not witchcraft.

775
00:43:11,613 --> 00:43:14,354
The phrasing of it,
which I don't recall, doesn't matter.

776
00:43:14,355 --> 00:43:16,313
What matters is
the sincerity of your devotion.

777
00:43:20,665 --> 00:43:21,709
That's it.

778
00:43:21,710 --> 00:43:23,798
That's what?

779
00:43:23,799 --> 00:43:26,018
- No, that's it.
- What?

780
00:43:27,542 --> 00:43:28,412
That's it.

781
00:43:29,587 --> 00:43:31,284
The pilot says you got a telephone call.

782
00:43:31,285 --> 00:43:33,503
- On an airplane.
- Who is it?

783
00:43:33,504 --> 00:43:35,679
A Mr. Savarin-Montrachet.

784
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,377
Marseille Bob.

785
00:43:47,126 --> 00:43:48,388
Hello, Robert.

786
00:43:48,389 --> 00:43:49,606
Hello, hello.

787
00:43:49,607 --> 00:43:51,260
Hello, Robert!

788
00:43:51,261 --> 00:43:53,393
Yes, everything's going fine.

789
00:43:53,394 --> 00:43:54,611
The tunnel?

790
00:43:54,612 --> 00:43:56,570
It's perfect.

791
00:43:56,571 --> 00:43:58,572
Yes, the brothers agree to cover the gap.

792
00:43:58,573 --> 00:44:00,095
Yes, all of it.

793
00:44:00,096 --> 00:44:02,880
Everyone's delighted.

794
00:44:02,881 --> 00:44:03,968
See you tonight.

795
00:44:03,969 --> 00:44:06,015
Hugs and kisses.

796
00:44:10,541 --> 00:44:12,281
Did you just tell Marseille Bob

797
00:44:12,282 --> 00:44:14,065
the Sacramento Consortium
agreed to cover the gap?

798
00:44:14,066 --> 00:44:15,850
- No.
- "All of it," you said.

799
00:44:15,851 --> 00:44:17,504
I speak French, of course.
You're fiddling with it again.

800
00:44:17,505 --> 00:44:19,027
Okay, yes, but I'm doing a strategy.

801
00:44:19,028 --> 00:44:20,115
Listen carefully.

802
00:44:20,116 --> 00:44:21,943
Is this supposed to be here?

803
00:44:21,944 --> 00:44:23,510
It was under the lunch trolley.

804
00:44:23,511 --> 00:44:25,469
- Oh, dear.
- How much time does it say?

805
00:44:26,775 --> 00:44:28,167
18 minutes.

806
00:44:29,473 --> 00:44:31,909
Perfectly fine. We land in ten.

807
00:44:31,910 --> 00:44:33,956
Myself, I feel very safe.

808
00:44:53,845 --> 00:44:54,932
One, two, three.

809
00:45:13,604 --> 00:45:14,561
The freighter docks

810
00:45:14,562 --> 00:45:15,388
at high water.

811
00:45:15,389 --> 00:45:16,693
The meeting's at midnight.

812
00:45:16,694 --> 00:45:19,043
Should we take two taxis? Two taxis.

813
00:45:19,044 --> 00:45:20,915
Uh, I've arranged a light supper,
in the meantime.

814
00:45:20,916 --> 00:45:21,916
Help yourself to a hand grenade.

815
00:45:21,917 --> 00:45:23,613
You're very kind.

816
00:45:23,614 --> 00:45:24,962
May I offer you a champagne cocktail?

817
00:45:24,963 --> 00:45:26,747
Uh, not for me.

818
00:45:26,748 --> 00:45:28,183
I've never tasted hard liquor in my life,

819
00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:29,140
except beer and communion wine.

820
00:45:29,141 --> 00:45:30,968
That's not hard liquor.

821
00:45:30,969 --> 00:45:34,320
It's a delicious concoction
with cherries and a sugar cube.

822
00:45:34,321 --> 00:45:36,410
Okay. Two champagne cocktails.

823
00:45:37,628 --> 00:45:39,543
I knew your mother.

824
00:46:00,608 --> 00:46:01,870
- You don't know?
- No.

825
00:46:22,369 --> 00:46:24,066
I recognize your handwriting.

826
00:46:25,807 --> 00:46:27,503
This is you.

827
00:46:27,504 --> 00:46:29,853
Obviously, the Sacramento Consortium

828
00:46:29,854 --> 00:46:31,507
refused to cover the gap,
and you're trying to secretly

829
00:46:31,508 --> 00:46:34,162
blackmail me to salvage the agreement.

830
00:46:34,163 --> 00:46:35,642
Actually, I suppose it's extortion.

831
00:46:35,643 --> 00:46:37,948
It's so crude.
You've been fiddling with it.

832
00:46:37,949 --> 00:46:38,993
That's absurd.

833
00:46:38,994 --> 00:46:40,647
It's far-fetched.

834
00:46:40,648 --> 00:46:42,605
Where do you get such suspicious ideas?

835
00:46:42,606 --> 00:46:43,737
It's very French.

836
00:46:43,738 --> 00:46:45,478
How could we know you were gonna receive

837
00:46:45,479 --> 00:46:46,435
an anonymous letter in the middle of...

838
00:46:46,436 --> 00:46:47,871
Nothing you say will convince me.

839
00:46:47,872 --> 00:46:50,004
I'm absolutely, unflinchingly certain

840
00:46:50,005 --> 00:46:52,354
you are responsible for this,
as you say, anonymous letter.

841
00:46:52,355 --> 00:46:54,444
If you deny it again,
I'm throwing you out.

842
00:46:56,098 --> 00:46:57,359
Is that a threat?

843
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,447
Somebody's got to cover the gap!

844
00:46:58,448 --> 00:46:59,840
It's sabotage! The bashable rivets!

845
00:46:59,841 --> 00:47:01,276
Not my fault!

846
00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:02,277
Somebody's manipulating the markets...

847
00:47:03,932 --> 00:47:06,020
Well, anyway,
you're wrong about my handwriting.

848
00:47:06,021 --> 00:47:07,238
Bjorn redrafted it.

849
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:08,805
Why'd you just do that?

850
00:47:08,806 --> 00:47:10,503
You just admitted everything
after swearing us

851
00:47:10,504 --> 00:47:12,026
to never reveal your deceitfulness,

852
00:47:12,027 --> 00:47:13,419
even under pain of torture,
for the rest of our lives.

853
00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:14,855
You call that a strategy?

854
00:47:14,856 --> 00:47:16,160
He doesn't fall for it.

855
00:47:16,161 --> 00:47:18,206
They covered ten percent
plus Farouk another five.

856
00:47:18,207 --> 00:47:19,599
What's become of you?

857
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:22,297
Too many airplane crashes, I think.

858
00:47:22,298 --> 00:47:24,038
I'm walking away. One taxi.

859
00:47:24,039 --> 00:47:26,127
I'll change it back. We concede the point.

860
00:47:26,128 --> 00:47:27,345
- Too late.
- No, no.

861
00:47:27,346 --> 00:47:28,825
I'll change it back.

862
00:47:28,826 --> 00:47:30,784
- We concede the point.
- Still too late.

863
00:47:30,785 --> 00:47:33,003
No, no, no, no.

864
00:47:33,004 --> 00:47:34,918
I'll change it back.

865
00:47:34,919 --> 00:47:36,529
We concede the point.

866
00:47:39,576 --> 00:47:41,273
What was that?

867
00:47:43,972 --> 00:47:46,103
This is a robbery.

868
00:47:46,104 --> 00:47:47,844
On behalf of the Jungle Unit

869
00:47:47,845 --> 00:47:49,803
of the Intercontinental
Radical Freedom Militia Corps.

870
00:47:49,804 --> 00:47:52,110
All money,
jewels and watches into the bags, please.

871
00:47:53,329 --> 00:47:54,851
We're outgunned.

872
00:47:54,852 --> 00:47:56,244
Who are they?
I don't know these terrorists.

873
00:47:56,245 --> 00:47:57,114
Must come from out of town.

874
00:47:59,074 --> 00:48:00,727
The proceeds of this seizure
will benefit not only

875
00:48:00,728 --> 00:48:02,903
the administrative activity
of our organization

876
00:48:02,904 --> 00:48:04,470
but also orphans and widows,

877
00:48:04,471 --> 00:48:05,645
the blind, the sick, the wounded,

878
00:48:05,646 --> 00:48:07,647
farmers, teachers and the construction

879
00:48:07,648 --> 00:48:09,388
of hygienic wastewater disposal systems.

880
00:48:11,478 --> 00:48:13,000
Why is he shooting my ceiling?

881
00:48:13,001 --> 00:48:15,002
Just rob my customers
and make your getaway!

882
00:48:15,003 --> 00:48:16,570
- Bjorn, get the hand grenades.
- No.

883
00:48:18,397 --> 00:48:20,877
None of the funds generated
by the sale of your property

884
00:48:20,878 --> 00:48:22,096
will be squandered.

885
00:48:22,097 --> 00:48:24,099
These pamphlets articulate our policies.

886
00:48:25,448 --> 00:48:26,623
It's too much.

887
00:48:27,711 --> 00:48:30,626
Why are you shooting my ceiling?

888
00:48:30,627 --> 00:48:32,323
This is a robbery on behalf
of the Jungle Unit of...

889
00:48:32,324 --> 00:48:34,935
I know. I understand that.
I'm asking about my ceiling.

890
00:48:34,936 --> 00:48:37,938
You idiots are destroying
a magnificent nightclub.

891
00:48:37,939 --> 00:48:40,331
Grab the loot and get out!

892
00:48:40,332 --> 00:48:42,247
Let's communicate.

893
00:48:44,423 --> 00:48:46,077
He took a bullet for me.

894
00:48:47,862 --> 00:48:49,602
- I took a bullet for you.
- I'm aware of that.

895
00:48:49,603 --> 00:48:51,342
I witnessed the event. Where's the wound?

896
00:48:51,343 --> 00:48:52,605
Right here where the blood

897
00:48:52,606 --> 00:48:54,521
- is gushing out of me.
- Okay.

898
00:48:56,566 --> 00:48:59,308
Oh, it's not too bad, actually.

899
00:49:01,223 --> 00:49:04,051
I think your diplomatic
credentials slowed it down.

900
00:49:04,052 --> 00:49:05,269
Excuse us.

901
00:49:05,270 --> 00:49:07,097
For that needless violence.

902
00:49:07,098 --> 00:49:08,446
Did they shoot you?

903
00:49:08,447 --> 00:49:10,100
They shot me,

904
00:49:10,101 --> 00:49:12,450
but your father did something heroic,
I suppose.

905
00:49:12,451 --> 00:49:14,844
It should have been him, actually.

906
00:49:14,845 --> 00:49:16,543
Pluck it out.

907
00:49:17,979 --> 00:49:19,196
Me?

908
00:49:19,197 --> 00:49:20,764
Go ahead.

909
00:49:35,605 --> 00:49:37,650
Keep it.

910
00:49:37,651 --> 00:49:40,174
It's the one that didn't get you.

911
00:49:40,175 --> 00:49:42,698
I'm glad.

912
00:49:42,699 --> 00:49:44,439
The meeting's at midnight.

913
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,310
Are you still walking away?

914
00:49:46,311 --> 00:49:48,226
How can I now?

915
00:49:49,053 --> 00:49:50,751
Two taxis.

916
00:50:09,770 --> 00:50:11,945
Don't mention anything.

917
00:50:11,946 --> 00:50:13,381
To Marty about the gap.

918
00:50:13,382 --> 00:50:14,948
Just pretend our job is building trust

919
00:50:14,949 --> 00:50:16,253
and cementing it.

920
00:50:16,254 --> 00:50:17,690
- Bjorn!
- Hmm?

921
00:50:17,691 --> 00:50:18,995
Where's the rucksack?

922
00:50:18,996 --> 00:50:22,695
Oh, I shouldn't keep it in the taxi.

923
00:50:32,662 --> 00:50:34,141
Any of you folks allergic
to powdered insecticides?

924
00:50:34,142 --> 00:50:35,272
Of course not.

925
00:50:35,273 --> 00:50:36,534
Any of you folks bearing firearms

926
00:50:36,535 --> 00:50:37,405
or other weapons on your person?

927
00:50:37,406 --> 00:50:38,928
I carry a dagger.

928
00:50:38,929 --> 00:50:40,277
May I ask the purpose of the hand grenades

929
00:50:40,278 --> 00:50:41,627
you folks brought on board?

930
00:50:41,628 --> 00:50:43,367
It's a gift, I think. He has extras.

931
00:50:55,032 --> 00:50:57,947
Do I need a blood transfusion?

932
00:50:57,948 --> 00:51:00,428
Hiya. Hiya! Come in! Good to see you, man.

933
00:51:00,429 --> 00:51:02,125
Come in. Hiya. How are you, man?

934
00:51:02,126 --> 00:51:04,345
Come in. Hiya. Hiya.

935
00:51:04,346 --> 00:51:05,955
- Come in.
- I've been shot,

936
00:51:05,956 --> 00:51:07,653
but my diplomatic credentials
slowed it down.

937
00:51:07,654 --> 00:51:08,784
This is my daughter Liesl.

938
00:51:08,785 --> 00:51:10,307
Do you need a blood transfusion?

939
00:51:10,308 --> 00:51:11,613
I'm O negative, universal donor,

940
00:51:11,614 --> 00:51:12,875
if that's what you're looking for.

941
00:51:12,876 --> 00:51:14,572
- Who shot him?
- Terrorist from out of town.

942
00:51:14,573 --> 00:51:16,183
- Geez, man. You shoot him back?
- Not yet.

943
00:51:16,184 --> 00:51:17,967
This is Professor Bjorn,
my administrative secretary.

944
00:51:17,968 --> 00:51:19,273
Welcome aboard.
Make yourself at home, man.

945
00:51:19,274 --> 00:51:21,101
Have a seat.

946
00:51:21,102 --> 00:51:22,145
You sit there, you sit there,
you sit there,

947
00:51:22,146 --> 00:51:23,757
you sit there, I sit here.

948
00:51:25,149 --> 00:51:26,672
Don't ask me to cover the gap, man.

949
00:51:26,673 --> 00:51:27,890
I know about the bashable rivets.

950
00:51:27,891 --> 00:51:28,761
Of course not.

951
00:51:28,762 --> 00:51:30,023
This is just a symbolic meeting.

952
00:51:30,024 --> 00:51:31,459
It's a formality. Give me a pretzel.

953
00:51:31,460 --> 00:51:32,547
Certainly.

954
00:51:32,548 --> 00:51:33,374
Help yourself to a hand grenade.

955
00:51:33,375 --> 00:51:34,941
You're very kind.

956
00:51:37,422 --> 00:51:38,640
- Damn it!
- Oh, dear!

957
00:51:38,641 --> 00:51:41,599
Hey.

958
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,384
I woke up in the middle of the night

959
00:51:43,385 --> 00:51:44,820
to a commotion downstairs.

960
00:51:44,821 --> 00:51:47,649
Shouts and slams and breaking glass.

961
00:51:47,650 --> 00:51:49,999
A shriek like a cat trapped in a cupboard.

962
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,174
I got up and snuck out

963
00:51:51,175 --> 00:51:53,350
through the hatch
in the upstairs scullery.

964
00:51:53,351 --> 00:51:54,656
They locked me in at night.

965
00:51:54,657 --> 00:51:57,267
I slid down the spiral banister.

966
00:51:57,268 --> 00:51:59,922
Deadstock didn't see me,
the underbutler at the time.

967
00:51:59,923 --> 00:52:02,098
I walked down the long front room gallery,

968
00:52:02,099 --> 00:52:04,753
Bun-Bun in one hand, Mousey in the other.

969
00:52:04,754 --> 00:52:07,277
The grandfather clock chimed 3:00 a.m.

970
00:52:07,278 --> 00:52:09,627
The door opened,
and my father stepped out into the light.

971
00:52:09,628 --> 00:52:12,456
He was wearing white pajamas
and a white dressing gown.

972
00:52:12,457 --> 00:52:16,243
His face was covered with cuts
from a plane crash, as usual.

973
00:52:16,244 --> 00:52:17,548
His hair was wild.

974
00:52:19,682 --> 00:52:21,857
"Go to bed," you said.

975
00:52:21,858 --> 00:52:24,425
"Where's Mama?" I said.

976
00:52:24,426 --> 00:52:26,122
"Asleep," you said.

977
00:52:26,123 --> 00:52:28,821
But it wasn't true. She was there.

978
00:52:28,822 --> 00:52:31,084
Standing in the reflection in the mirror

979
00:52:31,085 --> 00:52:33,042
in the doorway behind you
at the back of the room.

980
00:52:34,566 --> 00:52:36,437
She had on gloves and a coat.

981
00:52:36,438 --> 00:52:38,352
Her blouse was unbuttoned.

982
00:52:38,353 --> 00:52:40,397
Her breasts were naked.

983
00:52:40,398 --> 00:52:43,270
"Your mother won't be living
with us anymore," you said.

984
00:52:43,271 --> 00:52:45,054
"Go to bed."

985
00:52:45,055 --> 00:52:47,754
I walked in reverse to the stairs,
then I ran.

986
00:52:48,885 --> 00:52:50,756
They sent me away in the spring.

987
00:52:50,757 --> 00:52:52,322
Ob-Objection, Your Honors.

988
00:52:52,323 --> 00:52:55,021
That's such a distorted version
of the story.

989
00:52:55,022 --> 00:52:57,066
It's told from a child's point of view,

990
00:52:57,067 --> 00:52:59,503
which is forgivable but maddening.

991
00:52:59,504 --> 00:53:01,768
I never saw her again.

992
00:53:04,335 --> 00:53:06,424
I'm not on trial here, am I?

993
00:53:15,085 --> 00:53:16,912
I'm gonna confess something terrible

994
00:53:16,913 --> 00:53:18,785
which you may never forgive me.

995
00:53:21,178 --> 00:53:22,005
Take five, man.

996
00:53:26,618 --> 00:53:28,837
The reason I know who killed your mother,
which I didn't do,

997
00:53:28,838 --> 00:53:30,534
is because I did do something else

998
00:53:30,535 --> 00:53:32,581
which maybe caused it to happen.

999
00:53:33,974 --> 00:53:35,539
Your mother wasn't a nun like you.

1000
00:53:35,540 --> 00:53:37,715
She took lovers.

1001
00:53:37,716 --> 00:53:41,067
One... one was your Uncle Nubar.

1002
00:53:41,068 --> 00:53:43,330
I profoundly resented this insult,

1003
00:53:43,331 --> 00:53:44,897
in spite of my own infidelities,

1004
00:53:44,898 --> 00:53:46,507
and I tricked him,
not in my own handwriting,

1005
00:53:46,508 --> 00:53:49,249
into thinking your mother was
betraying him behind his back

1006
00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:53,253
with my administrative
secretary at that time.

1007
00:53:53,254 --> 00:53:56,823
The result:
he murdered them both, I think.

1008
00:54:00,261 --> 00:54:01,697
Did you love her?

1009
00:54:03,917 --> 00:54:06,005
I was very fond of her. No.

1010
00:54:08,965 --> 00:54:11,227
We must bring that man to justice,

1011
00:54:11,228 --> 00:54:13,012
meaning get him arrested,
if what you say is true.

1012
00:54:13,013 --> 00:54:14,883
I swear my word of solemnest honor...

1013
00:54:14,884 --> 00:54:17,104
- No, skip it.
- I apologize.

1014
00:54:19,454 --> 00:54:20,847
I forgive you.

1015
00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:24,023
Just like that?

1016
00:54:24,024 --> 00:54:25,459
That was my confession
of something terrible.

1017
00:54:25,460 --> 00:54:27,809
I told a poisonous lie,
and your mother's dead.

1018
00:54:29,116 --> 00:54:31,335
I always expected the worst from you.

1019
00:54:32,554 --> 00:54:33,860
I forgive you. We're taught to.

1020
00:54:39,909 --> 00:54:41,562
We can no longer honor the precise terms

1021
00:54:41,563 --> 00:54:44,304
we agreed to validate.

1022
00:54:44,305 --> 00:54:46,960
This document outlines
our revised proposal.

1023
00:54:52,487 --> 00:54:54,010
That's enough blood, man.

1024
00:55:12,072 --> 00:55:13,420
- How dare you?
- How dare you?

1025
00:55:13,421 --> 00:55:15,204
- You liar!
- Somebody's got to help me now!

1026
00:55:15,205 --> 00:55:16,597
What in the hell made you think
you had the gall

1027
00:55:16,598 --> 00:55:18,512
and the guts to get away with anything,
goddamn it?

1028
00:55:18,513 --> 00:55:19,513
It's sabotage!

1029
00:55:19,514 --> 00:55:21,254
It's not my fault!

1030
00:55:21,255 --> 00:55:22,516
I know about the bashable rivets!

1031
00:55:22,517 --> 00:55:23,647
- I told you so!
- It's the bashable rivets.

1032
00:55:25,346 --> 00:55:26,476
Prince Farouk and his father
covered five percent.

1033
00:55:26,477 --> 00:55:27,869
The Sacramento Brothers covered ten.

1034
00:55:27,870 --> 00:55:29,610
Marseille Bob agreed to 15.

1035
00:55:29,611 --> 00:55:30,567
You're the richest... 25.

1036
00:55:30,568 --> 00:55:32,265
Why would I do that?

1037
00:55:32,266 --> 00:55:34,571
We made an airtight,
legally binding contract.

1038
00:55:34,572 --> 00:55:36,051
No, I said 12.5.

1039
00:55:36,052 --> 00:55:37,793
15 because I took a bullet for you.

1040
00:55:38,837 --> 00:55:41,839
Why... is because, if you don't,

1041
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,017
I refuse to put the pin back in.

1042
00:55:45,322 --> 00:55:46,714
A live hand grenade.

1043
00:55:46,715 --> 00:55:48,629
It's a great scheme, which, if it works,

1044
00:55:48,630 --> 00:55:50,065
is gonna benefit all our partners

1045
00:55:50,066 --> 00:55:51,414
for generations to come,
and we're privileged

1046
00:55:51,415 --> 00:55:53,068
to thank you for your participation.

1047
00:55:53,069 --> 00:55:54,504
Liesl, out.

1048
00:55:54,505 --> 00:55:56,376
I'm not leaving the room
so you can hand-grenade yourself

1049
00:55:56,377 --> 00:55:57,420
as a business tactic.

1050
00:55:57,421 --> 00:55:58,944
You asked me my strategy.

1051
00:55:58,945 --> 00:56:01,381
- This is my strategy.
- Will it work?

1052
00:56:01,382 --> 00:56:03,731
Not with my daughter in range
of the shrapnel, it won't.

1053
00:56:03,732 --> 00:56:04,558
- Liesl, out.
- You should go.

1054
00:56:04,559 --> 00:56:06,603
You should go.

1055
00:56:06,604 --> 00:56:08,344
Why wouldn't I just say yes now
and betray you later?

1056
00:56:08,345 --> 00:56:10,652
You're putting a hand grenade to my head.

1057
00:56:11,783 --> 00:56:13,133
I trust you.

1058
00:56:30,889 --> 00:56:33,543
I think I trust you, too, in return.

1059
00:56:33,544 --> 00:56:36,503
Not to tell the truth or keep your word,
obviously,

1060
00:56:36,504 --> 00:56:40,246
but I suppose I'm moved
by this absurd performance.

1061
00:56:40,247 --> 00:56:42,117
I'll pitch in, man.

1062
00:56:42,118 --> 00:56:43,510
20 percent.

1063
00:56:43,511 --> 00:56:45,425
Sharply compromising
my chances of profitability

1064
00:56:45,426 --> 00:56:48,254
in an already extremely high-risk venture

1065
00:56:48,255 --> 00:56:52,520
just to watch you conduct
the grand finale.

1066
00:56:53,956 --> 00:56:55,739
Thank you for the blood.

1067
00:56:55,740 --> 00:56:57,742
You're welcome.

1068
00:57:06,969 --> 00:57:09,057
Intercepted message
from subject in transit

1069
00:57:09,058 --> 00:57:11,016
suggests possible strategic merger

1070
00:57:11,017 --> 00:57:12,843
with House of Sussman-Korda.

1071
00:57:12,844 --> 00:57:14,541
Also, encrypted dispatch

1072
00:57:14,542 --> 00:57:18,110
from undercover operative
reports as follows.

1073
00:57:18,111 --> 00:57:20,025
"Target's resources continue to dwindle

1074
00:57:20,026 --> 00:57:22,244
"as partners grow dubious and bewildered.

1075
00:57:23,855 --> 00:57:25,856
"Target repeatedly places
significant cash funds

1076
00:57:25,857 --> 00:57:28,729
"directly into operative's
personal possession.

1077
00:57:28,730 --> 00:57:30,383
"Tried to misplace.

1078
00:57:30,384 --> 00:57:31,514
"However, operative does not have heart

1079
00:57:31,515 --> 00:57:33,081
"to steal or destroy.

1080
00:57:33,082 --> 00:57:35,214
Too cruel under circumstances."

1081
00:57:35,215 --> 00:57:37,433
I'll debate that with him.

1082
00:57:37,434 --> 00:57:40,001
Further, "Target has appointed daughter

1083
00:57:40,002 --> 00:57:40,828
"his official successor.

1084
00:57:40,829 --> 00:57:42,786
"Currently a nun.

1085
00:57:42,787 --> 00:57:44,788
Not for long, I hope."

1086
00:58:06,985 --> 00:58:08,857
Should I be kneeling?

1087
00:58:11,033 --> 00:58:12,512
The only terms I dictate is:

1088
00:58:12,513 --> 00:58:14,166
our marriage, on a statutory basis,

1089
00:58:14,167 --> 00:58:16,603
would have to be a purely romantic union.

1090
00:58:16,604 --> 00:58:19,997
I'm obliged to keep my daughter
sole heir to my estate.

1091
00:58:31,401 --> 00:58:33,924
My father and his father,
your grandfather, I mean,

1092
00:58:33,925 --> 00:58:35,752
nearly killed each other.

1093
00:58:35,753 --> 00:58:37,406
Maybe you know that. Do you?

1094
00:58:37,407 --> 00:58:39,495
No. I'm new to my family.

1095
00:58:39,496 --> 00:58:42,411
Best friends,
whatever it means in their case.

1096
00:58:42,412 --> 00:58:44,239
They went into business together.

1097
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:46,894
Formulated a very effective poison gas.

1098
00:58:46,895 --> 00:58:48,374
Killed tens of thousands of soldiers.

1099
00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:50,027
Made tens of millions of dollars.

1100
00:58:50,028 --> 00:58:51,594
One day, in their laboratory,

1101
00:58:51,595 --> 00:58:54,423
a heated argument erupted
into a slugging match.

1102
00:58:54,424 --> 00:58:56,033
They attacked each other
with lethal measures

1103
00:58:56,034 --> 00:58:59,167
of an experimental new version
of their weaponized aerosol,

1104
00:58:59,168 --> 00:59:00,429
which fortunately turned out to be

1105
00:59:00,430 --> 00:59:02,736
less effective than the original compound.

1106
00:59:02,737 --> 00:59:05,826
Both survived,
but that was the end of their partnership.

1107
00:59:05,827 --> 00:59:08,655
I asked my father, 40 years later,
nearly on his deathbed,

1108
00:59:08,656 --> 00:59:11,788
still suffering minor neural
effects from the incident,

1109
00:59:11,789 --> 00:59:13,312
"What was the argument about?"

1110
00:59:13,313 --> 00:59:15,705
- You know what he said?
- Mm-mm.

1111
00:59:15,706 --> 00:59:17,707
"Who could lick who, I guess.

1112
00:59:17,708 --> 00:59:20,406
Or whom."

1113
00:59:20,407 --> 00:59:22,582
That maybe is the source
of most of our problems

1114
00:59:22,583 --> 00:59:24,236
on this barren earth.

1115
00:59:24,237 --> 00:59:27,456
"Who could lick who. Or whom, I guess."

1116
00:59:27,457 --> 00:59:29,502
"If something gets in your way,

1117
00:59:29,503 --> 00:59:30,981
flatten it."

1118
00:59:30,982 --> 00:59:32,722
That was my father's advice

1119
00:59:32,723 --> 00:59:34,334
before he cut me out of his will.

1120
00:59:38,599 --> 00:59:40,817
He asked to be mummified
and buried in a pyramid.

1121
00:59:40,818 --> 00:59:46,040
We bought the land and drew up
the plans but never built it.

1122
00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:48,260
We had him cremated instead.

1123
00:59:48,261 --> 00:59:50,349
Nothing he can do about it.

1124
00:59:50,350 --> 00:59:52,655
- Is this paste?
- Of course.

1125
00:59:52,656 --> 00:59:54,179
It's a proxy for the real one,

1126
00:59:54,180 --> 00:59:55,745
which I'm unable to pay for at this time.

1127
00:59:55,746 --> 00:59:57,660
If you care to advance me
a portion of the funds,

1128
00:59:57,661 --> 00:59:59,836
- I'm more than...
- I'm not paying for anything.

1129
00:59:59,837 --> 01:00:02,709
I authorize a 150-year lease on
the property and water rights.

1130
01:00:02,710 --> 01:00:05,146
Maybe I might consider briefly
marrying you as an experience,

1131
01:00:05,147 --> 01:00:06,452
like a chapter in a book,

1132
01:00:06,453 --> 01:00:08,367
depending on the advice
of my tax attorney,

1133
01:00:08,368 --> 01:00:10,238
but I'm not going to help you
cover the gap.

1134
01:00:10,239 --> 01:00:13,068
It's against the interest
of my utopian outpost.

1135
01:00:14,156 --> 01:00:15,548
I'm not asking you, I'm telling you,

1136
01:00:15,549 --> 01:00:17,506
as your potential future husband.

1137
01:00:17,507 --> 01:00:18,334
No.

1138
01:00:21,642 --> 01:00:23,425
I'm not asking you,

1139
01:00:23,426 --> 01:00:25,645
I'm begging you,
as your favorite second cousin.

1140
01:00:25,646 --> 01:00:27,082
No.

1141
01:00:28,866 --> 01:00:30,128
Obey me.

1142
01:00:32,566 --> 01:00:34,089
Why?

1143
01:00:39,877 --> 01:00:41,617
If she does marry me,

1144
01:00:41,618 --> 01:00:44,751
I'm not sure we can't
compel her to cover the gap.

1145
01:00:44,752 --> 01:00:48,450
Depending on the jurisdiction
where the wedding takes place.

1146
01:00:48,451 --> 01:00:50,583
Do you believe the official ruling

1147
01:00:50,584 --> 01:00:53,239
my mother's death was caused by suicide?

1148
01:00:56,633 --> 01:00:58,286
No.

1149
01:00:58,287 --> 01:00:59,635
Who murdered her, then, in that case?

1150
01:00:59,636 --> 01:01:01,246
In your opinion?

1151
01:01:01,247 --> 01:01:03,292
I only know what they say.

1152
01:01:04,206 --> 01:01:06,382
Is my uncle my father?

1153
01:01:17,350 --> 01:01:19,176
The diplomatic pouch arrived.

1154
01:01:19,177 --> 01:01:21,310
Open it.

1155
01:01:24,008 --> 01:01:25,095
List of contents.

1156
01:01:25,096 --> 01:01:27,968
fresh socks, ten pairs.

1157
01:01:27,969 --> 01:01:29,622
a book.

1158
01:01:29,623 --> 01:01:33,103
Fleas of the Americas by Karlsen and Voit.

1159
01:01:33,104 --> 01:01:35,932
financial reports, for review.

1160
01:01:35,933 --> 01:01:38,021
bills to be paid.

1161
01:01:38,022 --> 01:01:40,937
emergency directive, urgent.

1162
01:01:40,938 --> 01:01:42,635
fresh handkerchiefs, a bundle.

1163
01:01:42,636 --> 01:01:43,766
Go back to five.

1164
01:01:43,767 --> 01:01:45,725
Ah, yes. Might be important, looks like.

1165
01:01:45,726 --> 01:01:47,162
Bring it to me.

1166
01:01:54,909 --> 01:01:56,476
It's sabotage again.

1167
01:01:58,216 --> 01:02:00,130
Give this to the pilot. New flight plan.

1168
01:02:00,131 --> 01:02:01,393
- Where are we going?
- Home.

1169
01:02:01,394 --> 01:02:03,525
A parliamentary motion just passed

1170
01:02:03,526 --> 01:02:05,440
intended to thwart me specifically.

1171
01:02:05,441 --> 01:02:07,442
I need to be there
with a notary by noon tomorrow.

1172
01:02:07,443 --> 01:02:08,878
What happens if you don't?

1173
01:02:08,879 --> 01:02:10,315
I become an English subject.

1174
01:02:10,316 --> 01:02:11,403
Then they seize our worldwide assets,

1175
01:02:11,404 --> 01:02:13,709
extradite me and send me to prison.

1176
01:02:13,710 --> 01:02:15,582
Ah, got it.

1177
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:23,806
This is for you.

1178
01:02:23,807 --> 01:02:25,287
Happy birthday.

1179
01:02:26,810 --> 01:02:28,246
How old are you?

1180
01:02:29,465 --> 01:02:30,813
Twenty-one.

1181
01:02:30,814 --> 01:02:32,859
We can't read your handwriting.

1182
01:02:32,860 --> 01:02:34,817
Is this a one or a seven?

1183
01:02:34,818 --> 01:02:35,949
It's... Goddamn it.

1184
01:02:35,950 --> 01:02:37,386
It's a "G."

1185
01:03:00,975 --> 01:03:03,063
"He's... been...

1186
01:03:03,064 --> 01:03:04,413
fiddling with it."

1187
01:03:06,154 --> 01:03:07,284
What?

1188
01:03:07,285 --> 01:03:08,635
You're tapping in Morse code.

1189
01:03:10,114 --> 01:03:11,550
Am I? Was I?

1190
01:03:11,551 --> 01:03:13,682
I didn't notice. How strange.

1191
01:03:13,683 --> 01:03:15,468
"He's... been...

1192
01:03:17,121 --> 01:03:18,426
fiddling with it."

1193
01:03:18,427 --> 01:03:19,906
You speak Morse code.

1194
01:03:19,907 --> 01:03:21,516
Oh, no, no, not fluently.

1195
01:03:21,517 --> 01:03:24,389
I learned it as a schoolboy.

1196
01:03:24,390 --> 01:03:26,042
You speak Morse code.

1197
01:03:26,043 --> 01:03:27,870
I'm the librarian of our...
back at the convent...

1198
01:03:27,871 --> 01:03:30,743
collection of classical Latin
scrolls and codices.

1199
01:03:30,744 --> 01:03:32,005
I do deciphering.

1200
01:03:32,006 --> 01:03:33,223
Fascinating.

1201
01:03:37,098 --> 01:03:38,185
- Golly.
- Oh, dear.

1202
01:03:38,186 --> 01:03:39,752
Somebody poisoned his beer.

1203
01:03:39,753 --> 01:03:40,753
We should've tested it.

1204
01:03:40,754 --> 01:03:42,145
You let him drink in the cockpit?

1205
01:03:42,146 --> 01:03:43,364
Just beer.

1206
01:03:43,365 --> 01:03:44,888
Stand back and hang on.

1207
01:03:48,631 --> 01:03:49,545
Uh-oh.

1208
01:03:52,940 --> 01:03:56,812
Why am I up here being stalked
by a fighter jet?

1209
01:03:56,813 --> 01:03:57,857
I have a vocation.

1210
01:04:08,129 --> 01:04:10,652
I think I recognize that assassin, too.

1211
01:04:10,653 --> 01:04:13,133
He used to work for me, also.

1212
01:04:13,134 --> 01:04:16,005
I'm disinheriting myself from you.

1213
01:04:16,006 --> 01:04:19,313
What a terrible thing to say to a father.

1214
01:04:19,314 --> 01:04:20,706
Especially during your trial period.

1215
01:04:20,707 --> 01:04:22,708
Good heavens! He's back!

1216
01:04:25,886 --> 01:04:30,020
Next time he strafes us,
peg him with a hand grenade.

1217
01:04:54,828 --> 01:04:56,220
It is an act.

1218
01:04:58,919 --> 01:05:01,747
I bear no hostility toward
your father or his interests.

1219
01:05:01,748 --> 01:05:03,749
Your father, however, on occasion,

1220
01:05:03,750 --> 01:05:05,620
bears decisive hostility
to the United States government

1221
01:05:05,621 --> 01:05:07,753
and its allies and enemies.

1222
01:05:07,754 --> 01:05:09,319
It's my job to observe,
report and maintain...

1223
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:10,886
You're a spy.

1224
01:05:10,887 --> 01:05:13,889
Uh, well, it's an interesting story,
I suppose.

1225
01:05:13,890 --> 01:05:16,196
After the war,
my own primary interests are very similar

1226
01:05:16,197 --> 01:05:18,720
to the persona I present to you
as Professor Bjorn.

1227
01:05:18,721 --> 01:05:20,853
I completed my studies at Princeton

1228
01:05:20,854 --> 01:05:23,203
and helped establish
an expatriate scientific journal

1229
01:05:23,204 --> 01:05:25,945
publishing poetry,
drawing and ecological prose.

1230
01:05:25,946 --> 01:05:27,816
Eventually, our government offered

1231
01:05:27,817 --> 01:05:30,297
to subsidize the magazine
in an effort to promote

1232
01:05:30,298 --> 01:05:31,603
American cultural interests,

1233
01:05:31,604 --> 01:05:33,387
but really they just wanted us all

1234
01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:35,564
to become intelligence operatives.

1235
01:05:36,783 --> 01:05:39,045
I hope you don't feel betrayed.

1236
01:05:39,046 --> 01:05:41,743
I could go ahead and turn back
into my normal self right now,

1237
01:05:41,744 --> 01:05:43,223
if you like.

1238
01:05:43,224 --> 01:05:46,183
It's not that different
from how you see me already.

1239
01:06:05,942 --> 01:06:07,377
See what I mean?

1240
01:06:07,378 --> 01:06:09,729
Basically the same person.

1241
01:06:11,426 --> 01:06:13,297
No, you're different.

1242
01:06:19,739 --> 01:06:21,957
I'm not actually a bohemian.

1243
01:06:21,958 --> 01:06:24,351
I'm a moderate conservative, politically.

1244
01:06:24,352 --> 01:06:25,744
Also, I'm not from Oslo.

1245
01:06:25,745 --> 01:06:27,963
I'm from Wilmington, Delaware.

1246
01:06:27,964 --> 01:06:30,749
Also, I know how to drink,
although I do find

1247
01:06:30,750 --> 01:06:33,490
I'm less inhibited
when I pretend to be drunk.

1248
01:06:33,491 --> 01:06:35,884
Also, I wrote that book.

1249
01:06:35,885 --> 01:06:37,538
I was going to recommend it to us.

1250
01:06:37,539 --> 01:06:39,366
Is that a fake mustache?

1251
01:06:39,367 --> 01:06:42,369
Oh, yes, uh, based on my real one,
which I usually have.

1252
01:06:42,370 --> 01:06:43,718
I do feel betrayed.

1253
01:06:43,719 --> 01:06:45,112
Me, too.

1254
01:06:46,374 --> 01:06:47,722
You lunatic!

1255
01:06:55,731 --> 01:06:57,471
I feel deeply terrible about this.

1256
01:06:57,472 --> 01:07:00,430
You employed me in good faith
to teach you about insects.

1257
01:07:00,431 --> 01:07:03,129
This is a wonderful setting
for us to continue our lessons.

1258
01:07:03,130 --> 01:07:06,088
I've never seen so many bugs
in one place in all my life.

1259
01:07:06,089 --> 01:07:08,264
With the possible exception
of a garbage dump near Rome,

1260
01:07:08,265 --> 01:07:10,311
which was equally breathtaking.

1261
01:07:16,273 --> 01:07:18,231
Why'd you ask if I could
imagine falling in love

1262
01:07:18,232 --> 01:07:19,928
- with a man like you, hypothetically?
- Oh.

1263
01:07:19,929 --> 01:07:21,713
- Yes.
- Was it part of your mission?

1264
01:07:21,714 --> 01:07:23,845
No, it wasn't part of my anything.

1265
01:07:23,846 --> 01:07:26,021
I might justify it as trying to infiltrate

1266
01:07:26,022 --> 01:07:28,633
your family business,
but to tell you the truth,

1267
01:07:28,634 --> 01:07:30,983
I still mean it as a genuine question.

1268
01:07:30,984 --> 01:07:33,202
Both as Professor Bjorn
and as Agent Karlsen

1269
01:07:33,203 --> 01:07:34,595
of the Covert North American...

1270
01:07:34,596 --> 01:07:35,553
Don't help me!

1271
01:07:43,300 --> 01:07:44,737
Don't help me.

1272
01:07:47,696 --> 01:07:49,305
Wrap this around a tree trunk.

1273
01:07:49,306 --> 01:07:51,264
I may go under for a moment,
but I'll save him.

1274
01:07:51,265 --> 01:07:52,439
No, you won't.

1275
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:54,485
I'll save myself myself.

1276
01:08:10,763 --> 01:08:12,067
Bless us and these thy holy gifts which...

1277
01:08:12,068 --> 01:08:13,503
- What's this about?
- ... we are about to receive

1278
01:08:13,504 --> 01:08:14,983
through thy merciful bounty.

1279
01:08:14,984 --> 01:08:17,159
- We humble ourselves...
- Dost thou not fear God?

1280
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:19,335
meekly before thee in thy name. Amen.

1281
01:08:19,336 --> 01:08:21,774
- Amen.
- Amen.

1282
01:08:23,732 --> 01:08:26,256
Are you against slavery? In the Bible?

1283
01:08:27,562 --> 01:08:30,216
It's damnable. To hell.

1284
01:08:30,217 --> 01:08:33,568
I believe they receive a small stipend.

1285
01:08:44,971 --> 01:08:49,453
The yield of Adam's loins
crucified my only begotten son.

1286
01:08:50,411 --> 01:08:52,151
I know, I know.

1287
01:08:52,152 --> 01:08:53,369
Jesus.

1288
01:08:58,506 --> 01:09:00,289
I'm not dead yet.

1289
01:09:04,207 --> 01:09:07,079
Why didn't you let me sink?
It's redundant.

1290
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:08,733
Our mission is strictly dedicated

1291
01:09:08,734 --> 01:09:09,995
to sabotaging your business interests.

1292
01:09:09,996 --> 01:09:12,432
We never resort to extralegal violence.

1293
01:09:12,433 --> 01:09:14,042
I'm not gullible.

1294
01:09:14,043 --> 01:09:16,175
- I'm aware of that.
- What's the idea?

1295
01:09:16,176 --> 01:09:19,004
To demolish your enterprise
and pillage all its assets.

1296
01:09:19,005 --> 01:09:21,397
That was horrible. I'll never forget it.

1297
01:09:21,398 --> 01:09:23,791
I'll feel a traumatic effect
on myself until the day I die.

1298
01:09:23,792 --> 01:09:25,358
Really?

1299
01:09:25,359 --> 01:09:28,187
I don't know if I feel
terrible or flattered.

1300
01:09:28,188 --> 01:09:29,666
Or both.

1301
01:09:29,667 --> 01:09:31,713
Like maybe I matter.

1302
01:09:32,758 --> 01:09:34,280
What did they do to you?

1303
01:09:34,281 --> 01:09:36,282
Our family.

1304
01:09:36,283 --> 01:09:38,676
I'm sorry I frightened you.
It won't happen again.

1305
01:09:43,681 --> 01:09:45,639
How'd you pass my polygraph?

1306
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:47,684
We're taught to. It's not difficult.

1307
01:09:47,685 --> 01:09:49,817
- You do karate?
- Of course.

1308
01:09:49,818 --> 01:09:51,514
I'll teach you if you like.

1309
01:09:51,515 --> 01:09:53,779
No, it's too late.

1310
01:09:56,216 --> 01:09:59,131
I don't know
how many more times I can die.

1311
01:09:59,132 --> 01:10:01,308
These filthy books should all be burned.

1312
01:10:07,227 --> 01:10:08,618
Except this one.

1313
01:10:08,619 --> 01:10:11,273
It's sacrilegious, but it speaks to me.

1314
01:10:11,274 --> 01:10:13,929
Keep it. It's yours.
Open your birthday present.

1315
01:10:25,549 --> 01:10:26,985
I love it.

1316
01:10:26,986 --> 01:10:28,421
It's a beautiful piece.

1317
01:10:28,422 --> 01:10:31,817
What's your real first name,
Agent Karlsen?

1318
01:10:35,821 --> 01:10:37,823
I'm happy to just go by Bjorn.

1319
01:10:44,917 --> 01:10:47,570
My only pleasant memories
of a miserable childhood

1320
01:10:47,571 --> 01:10:50,051
take place below stairs.

1321
01:10:50,052 --> 01:10:52,924
I was allowed to dine with
the household staff once a week.

1322
01:10:52,925 --> 01:10:54,751
They pretended to love me.

1323
01:10:54,752 --> 01:10:57,493
What choice did they have?

1324
01:10:57,494 --> 01:11:01,672
To this day,
I'm a very good cook and dishwasher.

1325
01:11:02,673 --> 01:11:05,675
6:15. The cock crows.

1326
01:11:05,676 --> 01:11:07,068
The robin brings worms to its chicks

1327
01:11:07,069 --> 01:11:09,027
in the nest on my windowsill.

1328
01:11:09,028 --> 01:11:11,899
Sister Mary pumps the water pump at 7:00.

1329
01:11:11,900 --> 01:11:14,293
The bell rings for morning prayers.

1330
01:11:14,294 --> 01:11:17,426
The shape of the day, each day,
is exactly the same.

1331
01:11:17,427 --> 01:11:19,341
We like it that way.

1332
01:11:19,342 --> 01:11:21,996
As a little boy,
I kept fleas in plastic bags in my bedroom

1333
01:11:21,997 --> 01:11:24,781
and did my morphology
and microscopy at night.

1334
01:11:24,782 --> 01:11:26,131
I lived with my mother's sister.

1335
01:11:26,132 --> 01:11:28,785
My parents conducted
their research abroad.

1336
01:11:28,786 --> 01:11:30,135
Aunt Beth was very kind,

1337
01:11:30,136 --> 01:11:32,093
but she never approved of my practices.

1338
01:11:32,094 --> 01:11:34,182
The house was regularly fumigated,

1339
01:11:34,183 --> 01:11:38,317
resulting in a great loss of specimens.

1340
01:11:38,318 --> 01:11:42,408
And later, out of jealousy and loneliness,
I betrayed them.

1341
01:11:42,409 --> 01:11:43,757
The kitchen staff.

1342
01:11:43,758 --> 01:11:45,411
I told my father the truth.

1343
01:11:45,412 --> 01:11:46,934
They steal.

1344
01:11:46,935 --> 01:11:49,110
I thought I would become his ally.

1345
01:11:49,111 --> 01:11:50,416
Instead, he gave me a tremendous beating

1346
01:11:50,417 --> 01:11:53,594
and didn't speak a word to me for 90 days.

1347
01:11:54,987 --> 01:11:56,901
He fired them all just the same.

1348
01:11:56,902 --> 01:11:58,991
I'm going back to the sisters.

1349
01:12:00,470 --> 01:12:02,994
No, you don't.
How can you? We're marooned.

1350
01:12:02,995 --> 01:12:05,083
- Besides, you're my sole heir.
- On a trial basis.

1351
01:12:05,084 --> 01:12:07,041
That's finished. You're hired.

1352
01:12:07,042 --> 01:12:09,087
I don't forgive you after all,
I'm ashamed to say.

1353
01:12:09,088 --> 01:12:11,219
Plus,
we got to get revenge on your Uncle Nubar.

1354
01:12:11,220 --> 01:12:12,960
Or bring him to justice, if you prefer.

1355
01:12:12,961 --> 01:12:14,483
I leave that to you and your conscience.

1356
01:12:14,484 --> 01:12:16,094
I don't have one.

1357
01:12:16,095 --> 01:12:17,965
Plus,
what about the poor slaves and the famine?

1358
01:12:17,966 --> 01:12:19,314
I'm going back to the sisters.

1359
01:12:19,315 --> 01:12:21,751
To pray and study
and work diligently to overcome

1360
01:12:21,752 --> 01:12:24,015
my weaknesses of character,
which are probably genetic.

1361
01:12:25,843 --> 01:12:28,628
In other words, it's all my fault again.

1362
01:12:28,629 --> 01:12:31,065
You can burn the house down
after all if we survive.

1363
01:12:38,378 --> 01:12:39,856
There you are.

1364
01:12:39,857 --> 01:12:41,902
Hello again,
here in the middle of the jungle.

1365
01:12:41,903 --> 01:12:43,469
How extraordinary to stumble across

1366
01:12:43,470 --> 01:12:45,210
your crash site, I gather.

1367
01:12:45,211 --> 01:12:46,516
Hello, hello, hello.

1368
01:12:50,868 --> 01:12:52,304
I'm not a businessman.

1369
01:12:52,305 --> 01:12:55,046
On the contrary,
I'm a communist revolutionary

1370
01:12:55,047 --> 01:12:57,439
heavily armed and living
in a secret jungle encampment

1371
01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:59,006
with a band of freedom fighters.

1372
01:12:59,007 --> 01:13:01,139
However,
even I can see your plan on its surface

1373
01:13:01,140 --> 01:13:03,097
defies the basic laws of economics.

1374
01:13:03,098 --> 01:13:05,012
That's why it's never been done before.

1375
01:13:05,013 --> 01:13:07,797
My plan defies everything.

1376
01:13:12,368 --> 01:13:15,283
What's your connection to the company?

1377
01:13:15,284 --> 01:13:17,590
Me? I pretend to be
his administrative secretary,

1378
01:13:17,591 --> 01:13:18,852
but really I'm the tutor.

1379
01:13:18,853 --> 01:13:20,027
But actually, in fact, I'm a spy

1380
01:13:20,028 --> 01:13:21,986
for the United States government.

1381
01:13:21,987 --> 01:13:23,205
Wow.

1382
01:13:24,511 --> 01:13:26,468
Religion is the sigh
of the oppressed creature.

1383
01:13:26,469 --> 01:13:28,122
It's a protest against suffering.

1384
01:13:28,123 --> 01:13:30,472
I agree. You're not an atheist?

1385
01:13:30,473 --> 01:13:32,126
Of course I am.

1386
01:13:32,127 --> 01:13:34,564
Some of my colleagues,
however, only claim to be.

1387
01:13:37,002 --> 01:13:38,654
I had a private army once.

1388
01:13:38,655 --> 01:13:40,179
Big headache.

1389
01:13:45,184 --> 01:13:47,185
15 minutes to spare. Where's my notary?

1390
01:13:47,186 --> 01:13:48,838
We need fingerprints and signatures.

1391
01:13:48,839 --> 01:13:50,318
You're all official witnesses.

1392
01:13:50,319 --> 01:13:51,145
- Mother Superior.
- Including the terrorists.

1393
01:13:51,146 --> 01:13:53,060
Peace be with you, my child.

1394
01:13:53,061 --> 01:13:54,192
A fighter jet shot us down in the jungle.

1395
01:13:54,193 --> 01:13:56,672
By the grace of God, we survived.

1396
01:13:56,673 --> 01:13:57,847
You received my letter?

1397
01:13:57,848 --> 01:13:59,893
Yes. I wrote you back.

1398
01:13:59,894 --> 01:14:01,895
I'm prepared to take my vows.

1399
01:14:01,896 --> 01:14:04,593
Read the letter first.

1400
01:14:04,594 --> 01:14:06,987
We received a marriage license
and antenuptial contract.

1401
01:14:06,988 --> 01:14:09,034
I assume you're aware of the proposal.

1402
01:14:10,078 --> 01:14:11,905
I didn't know she says yes.

1403
01:14:13,299 --> 01:14:15,822
You're very pious, Sister Liesl,

1404
01:14:15,823 --> 01:14:17,389
but you're not plain.

1405
01:14:17,390 --> 01:14:20,087
The stones on your pipe, for instance.

1406
01:14:20,088 --> 01:14:22,959
Not to mention the opulence of your rosary

1407
01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:25,136
and this astonishing dagger.

1408
01:14:25,137 --> 01:14:26,920
A gift from a prince.

1409
01:14:26,921 --> 01:14:29,096
Mother Superior, you reproach me

1410
01:14:29,097 --> 01:14:32,013
when I most require
your trust and guidance.

1411
01:14:35,538 --> 01:14:37,931
Worldly adornments do serve

1412
01:14:37,932 --> 01:14:40,281
certain good people for the good.

1413
01:14:40,282 --> 01:14:42,675
We're not all destined to deny ourselves

1414
01:14:42,676 --> 01:14:44,285
man's earthly pleasures.

1415
01:14:44,286 --> 01:14:46,505
Some thrive in tranquil simplicity.

1416
01:14:46,506 --> 01:14:50,161
Others find beauty in color,
splendor and jubilation.

1417
01:14:50,162 --> 01:14:53,642
This is no reproach, my child.

1418
01:14:53,643 --> 01:14:56,123
You're a rich girl, always were.

1419
01:14:56,124 --> 01:14:57,907
Of course, we would continue to cherish

1420
01:14:57,908 --> 01:15:00,693
your ongoing patronage of the abbey.

1421
01:15:00,694 --> 01:15:03,087
You just won't be a nun anymore.

1422
01:15:03,088 --> 01:15:05,654
Is God more interested
in my money or my soul?

1423
01:15:05,655 --> 01:15:08,048
I can't speak for him.

1424
01:15:09,355 --> 01:15:10,529
Maybe I can assist in this area,

1425
01:15:10,530 --> 01:15:13,836
both as a father
and as an expert mediator.

1426
01:15:13,837 --> 01:15:15,751
I gather you kicked her out.

1427
01:15:15,752 --> 01:15:19,103
I'm urging Liesl to return to
her family and greater society.

1428
01:15:19,104 --> 01:15:20,626
Mother Superior still wants us

1429
01:15:20,627 --> 01:15:23,194
to fund construction of the new refectory.

1430
01:15:23,195 --> 01:15:25,327
- With gratitude.
- Of course.

1431
01:15:28,809 --> 01:15:31,506
Are you authorized, by the way,

1432
01:15:31,507 --> 01:15:34,727
to do a baptizing if somebody
wants to be Catholic? Me?

1433
01:15:34,728 --> 01:15:36,381
You're an atheist.

1434
01:15:36,382 --> 01:15:38,078
I feel I have a religious awakening now,

1435
01:15:38,079 --> 01:15:39,297
if that's what we call it.

1436
01:15:39,298 --> 01:15:42,778
Tell me how this awakening came to pass.

1437
01:15:42,779 --> 01:15:45,303
Well, I would say

1438
01:15:45,304 --> 01:15:47,131
partly it's because of
my near-death episodes.

1439
01:15:47,132 --> 01:15:49,959
I get, I get a kind of visions.

1440
01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:51,483
Never mind the details.

1441
01:15:51,484 --> 01:15:53,789
Then partly there is
the fiduciary benefit.

1442
01:15:53,790 --> 01:15:57,489
Then mostly, and I would weight
this factor out to maybe 75%,

1443
01:15:57,490 --> 01:15:59,882
it's simply the influence
of my daughter's influence,

1444
01:15:59,883 --> 01:16:02,102
which has a profound effect on me.

1445
01:16:02,103 --> 01:16:04,409
And I think, at my age,
in the end, finally,

1446
01:16:04,410 --> 01:16:07,761
it's better I just go on her side.

1447
01:16:13,506 --> 01:16:15,985
The point is to be delivered
from sin and purified.

1448
01:16:15,986 --> 01:16:18,684
It doesn't work if you're lying.

1449
01:16:18,685 --> 01:16:20,686
I'm not lying.

1450
01:16:20,687 --> 01:16:22,470
I'm capable of, and willing to,
genuinely believe

1451
01:16:22,471 --> 01:16:24,298
in the opposite
of my personal convictions.

1452
01:16:24,299 --> 01:16:25,952
I can do that

1453
01:16:25,953 --> 01:16:27,955
in certain situations.

1454
01:16:32,089 --> 01:16:33,917
You remember the combination?

1455
01:16:46,887 --> 01:16:47,930
Another shoebox.

1456
01:16:47,931 --> 01:16:50,195
This one's older.

1457
01:16:52,936 --> 01:16:54,633
- What's inside?
- I don't know.

1458
01:16:54,634 --> 01:16:57,549
Supposedly,
a reliquary of our family history,

1459
01:16:57,550 --> 01:17:00,682
sealed half a score ago
by my father's notary.

1460
01:17:00,683 --> 01:17:05,253
I willed it to you,
but since we're here, take it.

1461
01:17:07,690 --> 01:17:09,301
I'll open it later.

1462
01:17:22,270 --> 01:17:24,663
My great-grandfather built the hotel.

1463
01:17:24,664 --> 01:17:26,665
Liesl would've been
the fifth-generation proprietor,

1464
01:17:26,666 --> 01:17:29,972
except my father sold it
to an American conglomerate.

1465
01:17:29,973 --> 01:17:30,973
Who ruined it, of course.

1466
01:17:36,371 --> 01:17:38,764
The venue is situated
on a precarious border

1467
01:17:38,765 --> 01:17:41,288
among three fiefdoms, two of which remain

1468
01:17:41,289 --> 01:17:43,812
under martial law after a military coup.

1469
01:17:43,813 --> 01:17:45,684
In exchange for me allowing you

1470
01:17:45,685 --> 01:17:48,426
to steal the painting rolled up
in that shipping tube,

1471
01:17:48,427 --> 01:17:50,558
you and your terrorists
provide security services

1472
01:17:50,559 --> 01:17:52,168
to our entire party throughout the event.

1473
01:17:52,169 --> 01:17:54,170
Ah, they stole the painting.

1474
01:17:54,171 --> 01:17:55,476
You'll officiate.

1475
01:17:55,477 --> 01:17:57,652
It's good timing in a business sense.

1476
01:17:57,653 --> 01:17:59,001
Function hall number
five has been duly sanctioned,

1477
01:17:59,002 --> 01:18:00,916
in accordance with the laws
of this territory...

1478
01:18:00,917 --> 01:18:03,005
Even an immediate
divorce might bear a profit.

1479
01:18:05,270 --> 01:18:06,922
- You reach him?
- Yes.

1480
01:18:06,923 --> 01:18:09,316
His Holiness refuses to cover the gap,
any of it.

1481
01:18:09,317 --> 01:18:11,187
I know Felix. He's stubborn.

1482
01:18:11,188 --> 01:18:12,711
We'll need to sweeten the pot.

1483
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:17,933
Tell him I offer nine more souls.

1484
01:18:17,934 --> 01:18:19,587
Are you still an enemy spy?

1485
01:18:19,588 --> 01:18:21,023
At the moment, no.

1486
01:18:21,024 --> 01:18:22,938
I thought I might be
more useful as a double agent.

1487
01:18:22,939 --> 01:18:24,810
I couldn't pay you any extra.

1488
01:18:24,811 --> 01:18:27,465
Oh, no, naturally it would be
included in my tutorial fees.

1489
01:18:27,466 --> 01:18:30,685
My operational handler,
code name Excalibur.

1490
01:18:30,686 --> 01:18:32,861
- Agent Karlsen.
- Excalibur.

1491
01:18:32,862 --> 01:18:34,602
I know about the bashable rivets

1492
01:18:34,603 --> 01:18:37,039
and the bolts,
spikes and pulverized gravel, too.

1493
01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:39,564
This office can neither confirm
nor deny any such knowledge,

1494
01:18:39,565 --> 01:18:41,392
nor would it elect
to acknowledge said knowledge

1495
01:18:41,393 --> 01:18:43,089
- if it did in fact...
- It's sabotage!

1496
01:18:43,090 --> 01:18:46,485
I swear my word of solemnest honor,
I'll never let you win.

1497
01:18:47,790 --> 01:18:49,530
Ha.

1498
01:18:49,531 --> 01:18:51,010
I've arranged for you
to accuse him in person,

1499
01:18:51,011 --> 01:18:52,707
by the way, your Uncle Nubar.

1500
01:18:52,708 --> 01:18:54,230
- Really?
- Of course.

1501
01:18:54,231 --> 01:18:55,928
It's crucial we confront
this unspeakable evil.

1502
01:18:55,929 --> 01:18:57,495
- Als... Amen.
- Amen.

1503
01:18:57,496 --> 01:18:58,931
Also, it's even more crucial we secure

1504
01:18:58,932 --> 01:19:01,673
his financial investment position.

1505
01:19:01,674 --> 01:19:02,761
As you know,

1506
01:19:02,762 --> 01:19:04,284
I never admit the possibility of...

1507
01:19:04,285 --> 01:19:06,982
and even avoid the word... failure.

1508
01:19:06,983 --> 01:19:08,941
Maybe that's a weakness.

1509
01:19:08,942 --> 01:19:10,769
On the other hand,
we're only missing one slice of the pie

1510
01:19:10,770 --> 01:19:12,248
that was baked too big for the...

1511
01:19:16,036 --> 01:19:18,125
Just a dud. Just a dud.

1512
01:19:19,822 --> 01:19:21,563
Myself, I feel very safe.

1513
01:19:27,134 --> 01:19:29,179
Sir Nubar has arrived.

1514
01:19:32,357 --> 01:19:35,054
Off the record,
the gap might be bottomless.

1515
01:19:35,055 --> 01:19:36,622
Closer to an abyss.

1516
01:19:37,666 --> 01:19:39,798
In fact, there's even more to it now,

1517
01:19:39,799 --> 01:19:43,105
a further dimension
than I previously anticipated.

1518
01:19:43,106 --> 01:19:44,716
The emotional gap.

1519
01:19:44,717 --> 01:19:45,848
If it tur...

1520
01:19:48,024 --> 01:19:49,416
You used to work for me.

1521
01:19:49,417 --> 01:19:50,809
- Who? Him?
- Who? - Hmm?

1522
01:19:50,810 --> 01:19:52,680
I'm sorry. Me? No.

1523
01:19:52,681 --> 01:19:53,942
I was in disguise.

1524
01:19:53,943 --> 01:19:55,291
Oh, Dr. Lanzmann.

1525
01:19:55,292 --> 01:19:57,164
I recognize this assassin.

1526
01:19:59,993 --> 01:20:01,515
Who hired you to kill me?

1527
01:20:03,866 --> 01:20:05,128
Oh, no.

1528
01:20:06,869 --> 01:20:08,523
Suicide pill.

1529
01:20:28,978 --> 01:20:33,112
If it turns out you're not my daughter,
can I adopt you?

1530
01:20:33,113 --> 01:20:34,636
With your permission.

1531
01:20:35,942 --> 01:20:37,422
Yes.

1532
01:20:38,814 --> 01:20:42,514
In that case, whatever happens,
we'll be fine.

1533
01:21:00,445 --> 01:21:02,576
Restate the purpose of this visit.

1534
01:21:02,577 --> 01:21:04,622
Exactly as we agreed, my dear Nubar.

1535
01:21:04,623 --> 01:21:06,885
The validation of your proprietary shares

1536
01:21:06,886 --> 01:21:09,975
after 55% advance
against the interim shortfall.

1537
01:21:09,976 --> 01:21:11,193
This is just a symbolic meeting.

1538
01:21:11,194 --> 01:21:12,717
It's a formality.

1539
01:21:14,284 --> 01:21:17,069
Liesl has additional objectives,
of course, as you're aware.

1540
01:21:17,070 --> 01:21:19,463
My father promised to arrange
for me to accuse you in person.

1541
01:21:19,464 --> 01:21:21,117
That's what I'm here to do.

1542
01:21:22,118 --> 01:21:24,250
Why would I murder her?

1543
01:21:24,251 --> 01:21:26,340
She wasn't my wife.

1544
01:21:27,384 --> 01:21:28,863
Help yourself to a hand grenade.

1545
01:21:28,864 --> 01:21:31,084
Oh, you're very kind. I have my own.

1546
01:21:37,438 --> 01:21:39,614
What's your blood type, Liesl?

1547
01:21:40,659 --> 01:21:41,702
I don't know.

1548
01:21:41,703 --> 01:21:44,009
They never tested it, to my knowledge.

1549
01:21:44,010 --> 01:21:46,272
You have my eyes.

1550
01:21:46,273 --> 01:21:47,969
Do people not tell you that?

1551
01:21:47,970 --> 01:21:50,495
Nobody ever told her
she has anybody's anything.

1552
01:21:52,975 --> 01:21:54,281
I'll wait outside.

1553
01:21:57,284 --> 01:21:59,112
She's not your daughter.

1554
01:22:00,896 --> 01:22:02,681
I don't care.

1555
01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:11,732
One thing you'll never know,
because you can't:

1556
01:22:11,733 --> 01:22:13,038
the truth.

1557
01:22:13,039 --> 01:22:14,822
Although in my opinion, it was probably

1558
01:22:14,823 --> 01:22:16,694
your administrative secretary
at that time.

1559
01:22:16,695 --> 01:22:17,825
He's the father.

1560
01:22:17,826 --> 01:22:19,566
Actually, I think I know it for a fact.

1561
01:22:19,567 --> 01:22:20,872
I'm astonished you didn't see it already.

1562
01:22:20,873 --> 01:22:24,310
And if I did kill him, I'd never admit it.

1563
01:22:24,311 --> 01:22:25,877
I invented that lie.

1564
01:22:25,878 --> 01:22:27,966
- To trick you.
- Of course you did,

1565
01:22:27,967 --> 01:22:29,358
but it was true.

1566
01:22:29,359 --> 01:22:31,491
The blood types prove it. Probably.

1567
01:22:31,492 --> 01:22:32,840
You've got my blood?

1568
01:22:32,841 --> 01:22:35,582
- And hers?
- I've got everybody's blood.

1569
01:22:35,583 --> 01:22:37,497
- No, you don't.
- Yes, I do.

1570
01:22:37,498 --> 01:22:40,021
- No, you don't.
- Of course I do.

1571
01:22:40,022 --> 01:22:41,501
No, you don't.

1572
01:22:41,502 --> 01:22:43,024
They say you murdered all your wives.

1573
01:22:43,025 --> 01:22:44,549
Wait.

1574
01:22:45,985 --> 01:22:48,900
I'm putting this on just so I don't lie.

1575
01:22:48,901 --> 01:22:54,296
I didn't murder that wife,
your mother, or any other.

1576
01:22:54,297 --> 01:22:57,038
I would even go so far
as to say I'm incapable of it,

1577
01:22:57,039 --> 01:22:59,388
whatever they say about me behind my back,

1578
01:22:59,389 --> 01:23:01,739
whoever they are.

1579
01:23:01,740 --> 01:23:04,437
I wasn't taught to, either,
to beat the polygraph.

1580
01:23:10,487 --> 01:23:12,751
Where did he come from?

1581
01:23:15,275 --> 01:23:17,277
I can't remember.

1582
01:23:18,234 --> 01:23:20,280
I'll open the shoebox.

1583
01:23:32,161 --> 01:23:33,815
My father. On his birthday.

1584
01:23:35,338 --> 01:23:38,428
My uncle. All A's.

1585
01:23:40,256 --> 01:23:42,737
My mother. On her wedding day.

1586
01:23:44,609 --> 01:23:47,523
A carton of six poison gas ampules.

1587
01:23:47,524 --> 01:23:50,571
A rare stamp, a gold coin, a skeleton key.

1588
01:23:51,311 --> 01:23:53,095
Secret letters.

1589
01:23:55,054 --> 01:23:56,621
My grandfather.

1590
01:23:57,622 --> 01:23:59,711
Some of him. Just ashes.

1591
01:24:01,669 --> 01:24:03,105
I'll take one.

1592
01:24:04,933 --> 01:24:07,543
It's a staggeringly ambitious project

1593
01:24:07,544 --> 01:24:11,069
but situated entirely
in a perpetual war zone.

1594
01:24:11,070 --> 01:24:13,375
For the next 150 years, I'd rather sell

1595
01:24:13,376 --> 01:24:15,595
guns, bombs and ammunition.

1596
01:24:15,596 --> 01:24:17,379
It's our family business.

1597
01:24:17,380 --> 01:24:19,120
My no is final.

1598
01:24:19,121 --> 01:24:23,211
Wow,
you're pulling out your entire investment

1599
01:24:23,212 --> 01:24:25,387
and breaking your promise to me.

1600
01:24:25,388 --> 01:24:28,260
Stabbing everybody,
all at once, simultaneously,

1601
01:24:28,261 --> 01:24:29,740
- in the back.
- Yes.

1602
01:24:29,741 --> 01:24:32,178
Why'd you come here, in that case?

1603
01:24:37,009 --> 01:24:38,663
I couldn't resist.

1604
01:24:46,235 --> 01:24:47,627
It's me.

1605
01:24:47,628 --> 01:24:49,760
I'll cover the gap.

1606
01:24:49,761 --> 01:24:51,500
Everything we got, our entire fortune,

1607
01:24:51,501 --> 01:24:53,677
plus a little bit more.

1608
01:24:53,678 --> 01:24:55,069
I proceed as a silent partner,

1609
01:24:55,070 --> 01:24:56,984
taking a complete loss of all my assets

1610
01:24:56,985 --> 01:24:59,291
with no opportunity for any future upside,

1611
01:24:59,292 --> 01:25:02,424
and I'm still on the hook for
unlimited debts and deficits.

1612
01:25:02,425 --> 01:25:06,254
Fine. I'll do it.

1613
01:25:06,255 --> 01:25:10,563
The slaves will be paid.

1614
01:25:10,564 --> 01:25:13,609
The famine will be finished.

1615
01:25:13,610 --> 01:25:17,222
We'll beat those bureaucrats.

1616
01:25:17,223 --> 01:25:19,267
And my most important project
of my lifetime

1617
01:25:19,268 --> 01:25:20,705
comes to pass...

1618
01:25:22,445 --> 01:25:23,838
without us.

1619
01:25:26,580 --> 01:25:28,625
I don't want a fortune.

1620
01:26:24,725 --> 01:26:26,813
I present to you now, at this time,

1621
01:26:26,814 --> 01:26:28,684
the first symbolic demonstration

1622
01:26:28,685 --> 01:26:31,078
of our abundant desert harvest,

1623
01:26:31,079 --> 01:26:33,428
borne from deep within the earth's rich,

1624
01:26:33,429 --> 01:26:35,604
elemental...

1625
01:26:35,605 --> 01:26:37,737
Sir Nubar asks for another word.

1626
01:26:37,738 --> 01:26:39,000
Oh, shit.

1627
01:26:40,175 --> 01:26:42,003
I'll be right back.

1628
01:26:52,057 --> 01:26:54,188
Yes, my dear Nubar? How can I assist you?

1629
01:26:54,189 --> 01:26:56,582
I've changed my mind. I'll do it myself.

1630
01:26:56,583 --> 01:26:58,802
Stupendous. I knew it.

1631
01:26:58,803 --> 01:27:01,413
No, not the business deal. My no is final.

1632
01:27:01,414 --> 01:27:03,632
I mean your assassination.

1633
01:27:23,784 --> 01:27:25,219
So it is you.

1634
01:27:25,220 --> 01:27:26,873
The enemy trying to murder me all along.

1635
01:27:26,874 --> 01:27:28,527
Yeah.

1636
01:27:28,528 --> 01:27:29,745
The son of my father.

1637
01:27:29,746 --> 01:27:31,400
- My own half brother.
- Yeah.

1638
01:27:40,105 --> 01:27:41,670
- I've got everybody's blood.
- No, you don't.

1639
01:27:41,671 --> 01:27:42,497
- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't.

1640
01:27:42,498 --> 01:27:44,022
Yes, I do.

1641
01:27:56,469 --> 01:27:58,035
I won't die.

1642
01:27:58,036 --> 01:27:59,514
I never do.

1643
01:28:10,657 --> 01:28:11,657
You're worse than me.

1644
01:28:11,658 --> 01:28:13,441
You're not human.

1645
01:28:13,442 --> 01:28:15,009
You're biblical.

1646
01:28:33,201 --> 01:28:36,725
Can't you stop? Can't you leave me alone?

1647
01:28:36,726 --> 01:28:40,469
Why do you need to always keep
assassinating me all the time?

1648
01:28:42,732 --> 01:28:44,646
You know the answer.

1649
01:28:44,647 --> 01:28:46,040
I don't need to say it.

1650
01:28:48,782 --> 01:28:50,827
"Who could lick whom, I guess."

1651
01:28:53,395 --> 01:28:54,614
Yeah.

1652
01:30:12,692 --> 01:30:13,910
Let's communicate.

1653
01:31:47,743 --> 01:31:50,093
When I pray, no one answers.

1654
01:31:50,094 --> 01:31:52,443
I only pretend he does.

1655
01:31:52,444 --> 01:31:55,186
Then I do whatever I think God
probably would've suggested.

1656
01:31:56,970 --> 01:31:59,103
Usually, it's obvious.

1657
01:32:03,629 --> 01:32:04,934
Amen.

1658
01:32:12,420 --> 01:32:14,204
Peace be with you, Reverend Mother.

1659
01:32:14,205 --> 01:32:15,553
"Chapter one.

1660
01:32:15,554 --> 01:32:17,381
Cedric himself knew nothing of..."

1661
01:32:17,382 --> 01:32:18,730
Our new quarters, though modest, cramped,

1662
01:32:18,731 --> 01:32:20,906
meager and shabby, are nevertheless

1663
01:32:20,907 --> 01:32:22,734
charming and versatile.

1664
01:32:22,735 --> 01:32:24,127
"But then his papa had died
when he was a little boy..."

1665
01:32:24,128 --> 01:32:25,650
The boys, to my delight,

1666
01:32:25,651 --> 01:32:28,087
finally begin to thrive and flourish.

1667
01:32:28,088 --> 01:32:29,480
I do serve a purpose here.

1668
01:32:29,481 --> 01:32:30,698
"Since his papa's death,

1669
01:32:30,699 --> 01:32:32,570
Cedric had found out that it was best..."

1670
01:32:32,571 --> 01:32:34,398
Agent Karlsen resigned as a double agent

1671
01:32:34,399 --> 01:32:36,791
and accepted a staff position
at our local grammar school.

1672
01:32:36,792 --> 01:32:39,054
predators, much like our friend,
the plebejus beetle,

1673
01:32:39,055 --> 01:32:40,230
who has a similar kind of casing,

1674
01:32:40,231 --> 01:32:42,407
and he doesn't mind predators at all.

1675
01:32:43,408 --> 01:32:44,973
My stepmother annulled

1676
01:32:44,974 --> 01:32:46,758
her brief union with my father.

1677
01:32:46,759 --> 01:32:51,328
And one and two and three and four.

1678
01:32:51,329 --> 01:32:54,418
My father's
entrepreneurial energies remain

1679
01:32:54,419 --> 01:32:57,334
robustly invigorated
by the austerity of our poverty.

1680
01:32:57,335 --> 01:32:58,944
Tell him he's welcome,
but don't let him leave.

1681
01:32:58,945 --> 01:33:02,513
I do admire his resilience and ambition,

1682
01:33:02,514 --> 01:33:06,386
though I don't believe
these come from God.

1683
01:33:06,387 --> 01:33:09,260
The Phoenician Scheme continues
to deepen and widen.

1684
01:33:11,914 --> 01:33:14,482
It may be a sizable step
backwards for civilization...

1685
01:33:16,267 --> 01:33:20,314
but it will produce some good works,
I'm sure of it.

1686
01:33:21,837 --> 01:33:24,012
Could you imagine marrying a man like me?

1687
01:33:24,013 --> 01:33:26,407
I mean it as a genuine question.

1688
01:33:28,627 --> 01:33:29,670
Is that paste?

1689
01:33:29,671 --> 01:33:31,672
No. Yes. I think so. I don't know.

1690
01:33:31,673 --> 01:33:33,935
It's the same one.
Cousin Hilda sent it back.

1691
01:33:33,936 --> 01:33:35,459
I asked your father for his consent,

1692
01:33:35,460 --> 01:33:37,723
and he loaned it to me to give to you.

1693
01:33:41,335 --> 01:33:42,901
P.S. To this day,

1694
01:33:42,902 --> 01:33:44,730
he's a very good cook...

1695
01:33:47,559 --> 01:33:49,169
and dishwasher.

1696
01:34:31,124 --> 01:34:32,734
Two whiskeys.

1697
01:35:08,117 --> 01:35:09,554
You say yes?

1698
01:35:11,817 --> 01:35:13,557
On a trial basis.

1699
01:35:22,088 --> 01:35:23,307
Hearts.

1700
01:38:17,568 --> 01:38:20,571
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