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- Hi, honey.
- Hi, Mom.

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You feeling any better?

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A little bit.

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- Guess what.
- What?

5
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Your grandfather's here.

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Mom, can't you tell him I'm sick?

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You're sick. That's why he's here.

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He'll pinch my cheek.

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I hate that.

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Maybe he won't.

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Hey! How is the sickie?

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Huh?

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I think I'll leave you two pals alone.

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I brought ya a special present.

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- What is it?
- Open it up.

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- A book?
- That's right.

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When I was your age,
television was called books.

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And this is a special book.

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It was the book my father
used to read to me when I was sick,

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and I used to read it to your father.

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And today, I'm gonna read it to you.

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- Does it got any sports in it?
- Are you kidding?

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Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge,

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giants, monsters, chases, escapes,

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true love, miracles.

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Doesn't sound too bad.

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- I'll try and stay awake.
- Oh.

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Well, thank you very much.
That's very nice of you.

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Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.

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All right.

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The Princess Bride...

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by S. Morgenstern.

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Chapter one.

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"Buttercup was raised on a small farm
in the country of Florin.

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Her favorite pastimes
were riding her horse

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and tormenting the farm boy
that worked there.

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His name was Westley,
but she never called him that."

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Isn't that a wonderful beginning?

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Yeah, it's reallygood.

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"Nothing gave Buttercup
as much pleasure as ordering Westley around."

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Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle.

42
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I want to see my face
shining in it by morning.

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As you wish.

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"'As you wish' was all he ever said to her."

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Farm boy, fill these with water.

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Please?

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As you wish.

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"That day, she was amazed to discover

49
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that when he was saying 'as you wish, '

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what he meant was 'I love you. '

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And even more amazing was the day
she realized she truly loved him back."

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Farm boy.

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Fetch me that pitcher?

54
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As you wish.

55
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Hold it. Hold it.

56
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What is this?
Are you tryin' to trick me?

57
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Wh-Where's the sports?

58
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Is this a kissing book?

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Wait. Just wait.

60
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Well, when does it get good?

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All right, keep your shirt on. Let me read.

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"Westley had no money for marriage,

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so he packed his few belongings
and left the farm

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to seek his fortune across the sea.

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It was a very emotional time
for Buttercup."

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I don't believe this.

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I fear I'll never see you again.

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Of course you will.

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But what if something happens to you?

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Hear this now.

71
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I will always come for you.

72
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But how can you be sure?

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This is true love.

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Think this happens every day?

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"Westley didn't reach his destination.

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His ship was attacked
by the Dread Pirate Roberts,

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who never left captives alive.

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When Buttercup got the news
that Westley was murdered..."

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Murdered bypirates is good.

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"she went into her room
and shut the door.

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And for days, she neither slept nor ate."

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I will never love again.

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"Five years later,
the main square ofFlorin City

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was filled as never before

85
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to hear the announcement of
the great Prince Humperdinck's bride-to-be."

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My people,

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a month from now,

88
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our country will have
its 500th anniversary.

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On that sundown,
I shall marry a lady

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who was once
a commoner like yourselves.

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But perhaps

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you will not find her common now.

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- Would you like to meet her?
- Yes!

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My people,

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the princess Buttercup!

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"Buttercup's emptiness consumed her.

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Although the law of the land gave Humperdinck
the right to choose his bride,

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she did not love him.

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Despite Humperdinck's reassurance
that she would grow to love him,

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the onlyjoy she found
was in her daily ride."

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A word, my lady?

102
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We are but poor, lost circus performers.

103
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Is there a village nearby?

104
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There is nothing nearby, not for miles.

105
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Then there will be
no one to hear you scream.

106
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What is that you're ripping?

107
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It's fabric from the uniform
of an army officer of Guilder.

108
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Who is Guilder?

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The country across the sea.
The sworn enemy of Florin.

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Go!

111
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Once the horse reaches the castle,

112
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the fabric will make the prince suspect
that the Guilderians have abducted his love.

113
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When he finds her body dead
on the Guilder frontier,

114
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his suspicions will be totally confirmed.

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You never said anything
about killing anyone.

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I've hired you to help me start a war.

117
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It's a prestigious line of work
with a long and glorious tradition.

118
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I just don't think it's right,
killing an innocent girl.

119
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Am I going mad,
or did the word "think" escape your lips?

120
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You were not hired for your brains,
you hippopotamic landmass!

121
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I agree with Fezzik.

122
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Oh, the sot has spoken.

123
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What happens to her
is not truly your concern.

124
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I will kill her.

125
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And remember this. Never forget this!

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When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk
you couldn't buy brandy!

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And you!

128
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Friendless. Brainless.

129
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Helpless! Hopeless!

130
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Do you want me to send you back
to where you were?

131
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Unemployed in Greenland?

132
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That Vizzini, he can fuss.

133
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"Fuss."Fuss."

134
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I think he like to scream at us.

135
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Probably he means no harm.

136
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He's very, very short on charm.

137
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You have a great gift for rhyme.

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- Yes. Yes. Some of the time.
- Enough of that!

139
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Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

140
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If there are, we all be dead.

141
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No more rhymes! Now, I mean it!

142
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Anybody want a peanut?

143
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We'll reach the cliffs by dawn.

144
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- Why are you doing that?
- Making sure nobody's follow us.

145
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That would be inconceivable.

146
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Despite what you think,
you will be caught.

147
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And when you are,
the prince will see you all hanged.

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Of all the necks on this boat, Highness,

149
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the one you should be
worrying about is your own.

150
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Stop doing that!
We can all relax. It's almost over.

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- You are sure nobody's follow us?
- As I told you,

152
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it would be absolutely, totally
and in all other ways inconceivable.

153
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No one in Guilder knows what we've done.

154
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And no one in Florin
could've gotten here so fast.

155
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Out of curiosity, why do you ask?

156
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No reason. Suddenly, I just happened
to look behind us and something is there.

157
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What?

158
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Probably some local fisherman
out for a pleasure cruise at night

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through eel-infested waters.

160
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What? Go in! Get after her!

161
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I don't swim.

162
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I only dog paddle.

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Veer left!

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Left! Left!

165
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Do you know
what that sound is, Highness?

166
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Those are the shrieking eels!

167
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If you don't believe me, just wait.

168
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They always grow louder
when they're about to feed on human flesh!

169
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If you swim back now, I promise,
no harm will come to you.

170
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I doubt you'll get such an offer
from the eels.

171
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She doesn't get eaten
by the eels at this time.

172
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- What?
- The eel doesn't get her.

173
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I'm explaining to you
because you look nervous.

174
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Uh... I wasn't nervous.

175
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Well, maybe I was a little bit concerned,
but that's not the same thing.

176
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Because we can stop now if you want.

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No, you could read a little bit more,
if you want.

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Mmm.

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"Do you know what
that sound is, Highness?

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Those are the shrieking eels."

181
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We're past that, Grandpa.
You read it already.

182
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Oh... Oh, my goodness. I did.
I'm sorry. Beg your pardon.

183
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,872
All right, all right. Let's see.

184
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She was in the water.
The eel was comin' after her.

185
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She was frightened.
The eel started to charge her, and then...

186
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Put her down. Just put her down.

187
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I think he's getting closer.

188
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He's no concern of ours! Sail on!

189
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I suppose you think you're brave, don't you?

190
00:13:34,073 --> 00:13:35,985
Only compared to some.

191
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,532
Look! He's right on top of us!

192
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:47,368
I wonder if he is using
the same wind we are using.

193
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Whoever he is, he's too late. See?

194
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The Cliffs of Insanity!

195
00:13:55,553 --> 00:13:57,670
Hurry up!

196
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Move the thing!

197
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And that other thing!

198
00:14:03,561 --> 00:14:04,677
Move it!

199
00:14:09,817 --> 00:14:12,935
We're safe. Only Fezzik
is strong enough to go up our way.

200
00:14:13,029 --> 00:14:15,897
He'll have to sail around for hours
till he finds a harbor.

201
00:15:01,119 --> 00:15:05,659
He's climbing the rope,
and he's gaining on us.

202
00:15:05,748 --> 00:15:07,330
Inconceivable.

203
00:15:10,002 --> 00:15:12,961
- Faster!
- I thought I was going faster.

204
00:15:13,047 --> 00:15:15,209
You were supposed to be
this colossus.

205
00:15:15,299 --> 00:15:18,713
You were this great, legendary thing!
And yet he gains!

206
00:15:18,803 --> 00:15:22,638
Well, I'm carrying three people,
and he got only himself.

207
00:15:22,723 --> 00:15:26,342
I do not accept excuses. I'm just going to
have to find myself a new giant, that's all.

208
00:15:26,436 --> 00:15:29,099
Don't say that, Vizzini. Please?

209
00:15:34,235 --> 00:15:38,320
Did I make it clear
that your job is at stake?

210
00:16:38,966 --> 00:16:41,083
He's got very good arms.

211
00:16:43,221 --> 00:16:46,180
He didn't fall? Inconceivable.

212
00:16:46,891 --> 00:16:50,805
You keep using that word. I do not think
it means what you think it means.

213
00:16:53,147 --> 00:16:55,890
My God. He's climbing.

214
00:16:55,983 --> 00:16:59,943
Whoever he is, he's obviously seen us
with the princess and must therefore die.

215
00:17:00,029 --> 00:17:03,113
You, carry her.
We'll head straight for the Guilder frontier.

216
00:17:03,199 --> 00:17:07,068
Catch up when he's dead.
If he falls, fine. If not, the sword.

217
00:17:08,037 --> 00:17:09,494
I'm going to duel him left-handed.

218
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:11,492
You know what a hurry we're in!

219
00:17:11,582 --> 00:17:13,665
It's the only way I can be satisfied.

220
00:17:13,751 --> 00:17:18,462
- If I use my right, over too quickly.
- Oh, have it your way.

221
00:17:26,013 --> 00:17:29,006
You be careful.
People in masks cannot be trusted.

222
00:17:30,726 --> 00:17:32,308
I'm waiting!

223
00:17:45,283 --> 00:17:46,444
Hello there!

224
00:17:50,496 --> 00:17:51,703
Slow going?

225
00:17:52,498 --> 00:17:55,787
Look, I don't mean to be rude,
but this is not as easy as it looks,

226
00:17:55,876 --> 00:17:58,539
so I'd appreciate it
if you wouldn't distract me.

227
00:17:58,629 --> 00:18:00,040
- Sorry.
- Thank you.

228
00:18:10,141 --> 00:18:12,383
I do not suppose
you could speed things up?

229
00:18:12,476 --> 00:18:16,390
If you're in such a hurry,
you could lower a rope or a tree branch

230
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,563
or find something useful to do.

231
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:23,064
I could do that.
I think I've got some rope up here.

232
00:18:23,154 --> 00:18:25,066
But I do not think
you would accept my help

233
00:18:25,156 --> 00:18:27,318
since I am only
waiting around to kill you.

234
00:18:28,117 --> 00:18:30,575
That does put a damper
on our relationship.

235
00:18:30,661 --> 00:18:35,122
But I promise I will not kill you
until you reach the top.

236
00:18:35,207 --> 00:18:39,247
That's very comforting,
but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.

237
00:18:39,337 --> 00:18:40,794
I hate waiting.

238
00:18:42,048 --> 00:18:44,165
I could give you my word as a Spaniard.

239
00:18:44,258 --> 00:18:47,751
No good.
I've known too many Spaniards.

240
00:18:47,845 --> 00:18:49,928
Is there any way you'll trust me?

241
00:18:50,014 --> 00:18:52,051
Nothing comes to mind.

242
00:18:52,892 --> 00:18:55,760
I swear on the soul of my father,
Domingo Montoya.

243
00:18:56,729 --> 00:18:58,766
You will reach the top alive.

244
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,931
Throw me the rope.

245
00:19:30,554 --> 00:19:32,466
Thank you.

246
00:19:32,556 --> 00:19:34,969
W-W-We'll wait until you're ready.

247
00:19:36,185 --> 00:19:37,892
Again, thank you.

248
00:19:50,866 --> 00:19:53,609
I do not mean to pry,

249
00:19:53,703 --> 00:19:57,413
but you don't, by any chance, happen
to have six fingers on your right hand?

250
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,245
Do you always
begin conversations this way?

251
00:20:01,919 --> 00:20:04,912
My father was slaughtered
by a six-fingered man.

252
00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:13,838
He was a great sword maker, my father.

253
00:20:13,931 --> 00:20:16,469
When the six-fingered man appear
and request a special sword,

254
00:20:16,559 --> 00:20:18,300
my father took the job.

255
00:20:19,937 --> 00:20:22,304
He slave a year before he was done.

256
00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:34,195
I've never seen its equal.

257
00:20:35,911 --> 00:20:39,075
The six-fingered man
returned and demanded it,

258
00:20:39,165 --> 00:20:42,408
but at one-tenth his promised price.

259
00:20:42,501 --> 00:20:44,709
My father refuse.

260
00:20:44,795 --> 00:20:48,709
Without a word, the six-fingered man
slash him through the heart.

261
00:20:50,259 --> 00:20:51,716
I love my father.

262
00:20:51,802 --> 00:20:55,421
So naturally,
I challenge his murderer to a duel.

263
00:20:56,849 --> 00:20:58,260
I fail.

264
00:20:59,643 --> 00:21:02,351
Six-fingered man leave me alive.

265
00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:05,514
But he gave me this.

266
00:21:07,902 --> 00:21:11,236
- How old were you?
- I was 11 years old.

267
00:21:12,239 --> 00:21:14,526
When I was strong enough,

268
00:21:14,617 --> 00:21:18,657
I dedicate my life to the study of fencing.

269
00:21:18,746 --> 00:21:23,036
So the next time we meet,
I will not fail.

270
00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:27,953
I will go up to
the six-fingered man and say,

271
00:21:28,047 --> 00:21:30,004
"Hello.

272
00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:32,173
My name is Inigo Montoya.

273
00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:35,548
You killed my father.

274
00:21:35,638 --> 00:21:37,880
Prepare to die."

275
00:21:39,183 --> 00:21:41,345
You've done nothing but study swordplay?

276
00:21:42,269 --> 00:21:44,556
More pursue it than study lately.

277
00:21:45,272 --> 00:21:47,229
You see, I cannot find him.

278
00:21:47,316 --> 00:21:50,434
It's been 20 years now.
I am starting to lose confidence.

279
00:21:50,528 --> 00:21:54,818
I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills.
Not a lot of money in revenge.

280
00:21:57,159 --> 00:21:59,947
Well, I... I certainly hope
you find him someday.

281
00:22:00,079 --> 00:22:02,992
- You are ready then?
- Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair.

282
00:22:03,082 --> 00:22:06,450
You seem a decent fellow.
I hate to kill you.

283
00:22:06,544 --> 00:22:09,378
You seem a decent fellow.
I hate to die.

284
00:22:10,923 --> 00:22:12,130
Begin.

285
00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:46,782
You are using Bonetti's defense
against me, huh?

286
00:22:46,876 --> 00:22:50,790
- I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain.
- Naturally.

287
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,588
- You must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro.
- Naturally.

288
00:22:53,674 --> 00:22:56,712
But I find Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro.
Don't you?

289
00:22:58,512 --> 00:23:00,378
Unless the enemy has study his Agrippa.

290
00:23:02,349 --> 00:23:03,556
Which I have.

291
00:23:08,689 --> 00:23:10,726
- You are wonderful.
- Thank you.

292
00:23:10,816 --> 00:23:14,355
- I've worked hard to become so.
- I admit that you are better than I am.

293
00:23:14,445 --> 00:23:17,813
- Then why are you smiling?
- Because I know something you don't know.

294
00:23:17,907 --> 00:23:21,742
- And what is that?
- I am not left-handed.

295
00:23:32,296 --> 00:23:35,789
- You are amazing.
- I ought to be after 20 years.

296
00:23:35,883 --> 00:23:39,297
- There's something I ought to tell you.
- Tell me.

297
00:23:39,386 --> 00:23:41,878
I'm not left-handed either.

298
00:24:08,332 --> 00:24:09,664
Who are you?

299
00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,286
No one of consequence.

300
00:24:11,377 --> 00:24:12,868
I must know.

301
00:24:12,962 --> 00:24:14,624
Get used to disappointment.

302
00:24:14,713 --> 00:24:16,295
Okay.

303
00:24:59,091 --> 00:25:01,048
Kill me quickly.

304
00:25:01,135 --> 00:25:04,549
I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window
as an artist like yourself.

305
00:25:04,638 --> 00:25:07,722
However, since I can't have you
following me either...

306
00:25:11,311 --> 00:25:14,645
Please understand
I hold you in the highest respect.

307
00:25:25,993 --> 00:25:27,484
Inconceivable!

308
00:25:27,578 --> 00:25:30,286
Give her to me.
Catch up with us quickly.

309
00:25:30,372 --> 00:25:32,034
- What do I do?
- Finish him.

310
00:25:32,124 --> 00:25:33,740
Finish him your way!

311
00:25:33,834 --> 00:25:36,372
Oh, good. My way.
Thank you, Vizzini.

312
00:25:37,629 --> 00:25:38,995
Which way is my way?

313
00:25:39,798 --> 00:25:42,586
Pick up one of those rocks.
Get behind the boulder.

314
00:25:42,676 --> 00:25:45,714
In a few minutes, the man in black
will come running around the bend.

315
00:25:45,804 --> 00:25:49,468
The minute his head is in view,
hit it with the rock!

316
00:25:51,518 --> 00:25:54,056
My way is not very sportsmanlike.

317
00:26:23,342 --> 00:26:26,710
I did that on purpose.
I didn't have to miss.

318
00:26:26,804 --> 00:26:28,340
I believe you.

319
00:26:29,765 --> 00:26:31,381
So what happens now?

320
00:26:31,475 --> 00:26:34,013
We face each other as God intended.

321
00:26:34,103 --> 00:26:37,938
Sportsmanlike.
No tricks. No weapons.

322
00:26:38,023 --> 00:26:39,514
Skill against skill alone.

323
00:26:39,608 --> 00:26:43,067
You mean, you'll put down your rock
and I'll put down my sword

324
00:26:43,153 --> 00:26:45,645
and we'll try and kill each other
like civilized people?

325
00:26:46,281 --> 00:26:48,113
I could kill you now.

326
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,486
Frankly...

327
00:26:50,369 --> 00:26:53,578
I think the odds are slightly in your favor
at hand fighting.

328
00:26:53,664 --> 00:26:57,032
It's not my fault
being the biggest and the strongest.

329
00:26:57,126 --> 00:26:58,958
I don't even exercise.

330
00:27:18,772 --> 00:27:21,389
Look, are you just fiddling around
with me or what?

331
00:27:21,483 --> 00:27:23,975
I just want you to feel you are doing well.

332
00:27:24,069 --> 00:27:25,935
I hate for people to die embarrassed.

333
00:27:28,490 --> 00:27:29,571
You're quick.

334
00:27:29,658 --> 00:27:32,241
- And a good thing too.
- Why do you wear a mask?

335
00:27:32,327 --> 00:27:34,694
Were you burned by acid or something like that?

336
00:27:34,788 --> 00:27:36,599
Oh, no, it's just they're
terribly comfortable.

337
00:27:36,623 --> 00:27:38,740
I think everyone will be
wearing them in the future.

338
00:27:42,588 --> 00:27:45,797
I just figured why
you give me so much trouble.

339
00:27:47,968 --> 00:27:50,631
Why is that, do you think?

340
00:27:50,721 --> 00:27:54,089
Well, I haven't fought just one person...

341
00:27:54,683 --> 00:27:56,515
for so long.

342
00:27:57,394 --> 00:27:59,761
Been specializing in groups,

343
00:27:59,855 --> 00:28:02,689
battling gangs for local charities.

344
00:28:02,774 --> 00:28:04,185
That kind of thing.

345
00:28:06,153 --> 00:28:09,237
Why should that make
such a... difference?

346
00:28:09,323 --> 00:28:10,439
Well, you see,

347
00:28:10,532 --> 00:28:12,524
you use different moves

348
00:28:12,618 --> 00:28:14,280
when you're fighting...

349
00:28:14,369 --> 00:28:16,827
half a dozen... people...

350
00:28:17,748 --> 00:28:19,455
than when you only...

351
00:28:19,541 --> 00:28:22,534
have to be worried... about one.

352
00:28:35,766 --> 00:28:38,930
I do not envy you the headache
you will have when you awake.

353
00:28:39,019 --> 00:28:43,013
But in the meantime,
rest well and dream of large women.

354
00:29:01,083 --> 00:29:04,918
There was a mighty duel.

355
00:29:07,464 --> 00:29:09,626
It ranged all over.

356
00:29:09,716 --> 00:29:11,708
They were both masters.

357
00:29:11,802 --> 00:29:14,135
Who won? How did it end?

358
00:29:14,763 --> 00:29:17,676
The loser ran off alone,

359
00:29:19,184 --> 00:29:20,470
but the winner...

360
00:29:21,478 --> 00:29:25,188
followed those footprints toward Guilder.

361
00:29:25,274 --> 00:29:26,731
Shall we track them both?

362
00:29:27,734 --> 00:29:30,852
The loser is nothing.
Only the princess matters.

363
00:29:32,281 --> 00:29:34,614
Clearly this was all planned
by warriors of Guilder.

364
00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:37,568
We must all be ready
for whatever lies ahead.

365
00:29:38,161 --> 00:29:39,402
Could this be a trap?

366
00:29:39,496 --> 00:29:44,036
I always think everything could be a trap,
which is why I'm still alive.

367
00:29:54,803 --> 00:29:58,968
So, it is down to you,
and it is down to me.

368
00:30:02,019 --> 00:30:05,228
If you wish her dead,
by all means keep moving forward.

369
00:30:07,024 --> 00:30:09,641
- Let me explain.
- There's nothing to explain.

370
00:30:09,735 --> 00:30:12,478
You're trying to kidnap
what I've rightfully stolen.

371
00:30:12,571 --> 00:30:15,405
Perhaps an arrangement can be reached?

372
00:30:15,490 --> 00:30:17,482
There will be no arrangement.

373
00:30:17,576 --> 00:30:19,192
And you're killing her.

374
00:30:21,997 --> 00:30:25,456
Well, if there can be no arrangement,
then we are at an impasse.

375
00:30:25,542 --> 00:30:27,283
I'm afraid so.

376
00:30:27,377 --> 00:30:29,710
I can't compete with you physically,

377
00:30:29,796 --> 00:30:31,958
and you're no match for my brains.

378
00:30:32,049 --> 00:30:34,166
- You're that smart?
- Let me put it this way.

379
00:30:34,259 --> 00:30:38,048
Have you ever heard of Plato?
Aristotle? Socrates?

380
00:30:38,138 --> 00:30:39,629
- Yes.
- Morons.

381
00:30:39,723 --> 00:30:41,009
Really?

382
00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:44,558
In that case,
I challenge you to a battle of wits.

383
00:30:44,644 --> 00:30:45,930
For the princess?

384
00:30:47,147 --> 00:30:48,354
To the death?

385
00:30:49,566 --> 00:30:51,057
I accept.

386
00:30:51,151 --> 00:30:52,983
Good. Then pour the wine.

387
00:31:08,794 --> 00:31:10,911
Inhale this, but do not touch.

388
00:31:12,255 --> 00:31:14,542
I smell nothing.

389
00:31:14,633 --> 00:31:17,046
What you do not smell
is called iocane powder.

390
00:31:17,135 --> 00:31:19,548
It is odorless, tasteless,
dissolves instantly in liquid,

391
00:31:19,638 --> 00:31:22,005
and is among the more deadly poisons
known to man.

392
00:31:22,099 --> 00:31:23,099
Hmm.

393
00:31:45,288 --> 00:31:48,201
All right. Where is the poison?

394
00:31:48,291 --> 00:31:49,873
The battle of wits has begun.

395
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,917
It ends when you decide
and we both drink

396
00:31:52,003 --> 00:31:55,872
and find out who is right
and who is dead.

397
00:31:55,966 --> 00:31:58,208
But it's so simple.

398
00:31:58,301 --> 00:32:01,544
All I have to do is
divine from what I know of you.

399
00:32:01,638 --> 00:32:06,224
Are you the sort of man who would put the poison
into his own goblet or his enemy's?

400
00:32:06,309 --> 00:32:09,177
Now, a clever man would put the poison
into his own goblet

401
00:32:09,271 --> 00:32:12,435
because he would know that only a great fool
would reach for what he was given.

402
00:32:12,524 --> 00:32:16,814
I'm not a great fool, so I can clearly not
choose the wine in front of you.

403
00:32:16,903 --> 00:32:19,361
But you must have known
I was not a great fool.

404
00:32:19,448 --> 00:32:23,692
You would've counted on it. So I can clearly
not choose the wine in front of me.

405
00:32:23,785 --> 00:32:26,493
- You've made your decision then?
- Not remotely.

406
00:32:26,580 --> 00:32:29,948
Because iocane comes from Australia,
as everyone knows.

407
00:32:30,041 --> 00:32:32,408
And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals.

408
00:32:32,502 --> 00:32:36,542
And criminals are used to having people
not trust them, as you are not trusted by me.

409
00:32:36,631 --> 00:32:39,089
So I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of you.

410
00:32:39,176 --> 00:32:41,259
Truly you have a dizzying intellect.

411
00:32:41,344 --> 00:32:43,427
Wait till I get going!

412
00:32:43,513 --> 00:32:45,254
- Where was I?
- Australia.

413
00:32:45,348 --> 00:32:49,183
Yes. Australia. And you must have suspected
I would've known the powder's origin.

414
00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:51,556
So I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of me.

415
00:32:51,646 --> 00:32:55,435
- You're just stalling now.
- You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?

416
00:32:55,525 --> 00:32:58,438
You've beaten my giant,
which means you're exceptionally strong.

417
00:32:58,570 --> 00:33:02,189
So you could've put the poison in your own goblet,
trusting on your strength to save you,

418
00:33:02,282 --> 00:33:04,990
so I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of you.

419
00:33:05,076 --> 00:33:08,740
But you've also bested my Spaniard,
which means you must've studied.

420
00:33:08,830 --> 00:33:11,823
And in studying, you must've
learned that man is mortal.

421
00:33:11,917 --> 00:33:15,206
So you would've put the poison
as far from yourself as possible,

422
00:33:15,295 --> 00:33:18,038
so I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of me.

423
00:33:18,131 --> 00:33:21,169
You're trying to trick me into
giving away something. It won't work.

424
00:33:21,259 --> 00:33:25,094
It has worked! You've given everything away!
I know where the poison is!

425
00:33:25,180 --> 00:33:27,593
- Then make your choice.
- I will, and I choose...

426
00:33:27,682 --> 00:33:29,639
What in the world can that be?

427
00:33:29,726 --> 00:33:31,012
What? Where?

428
00:33:32,771 --> 00:33:34,228
I don't see anything.

429
00:33:34,314 --> 00:33:38,103
Well, I-I could've sworn I saw something.
No matter. Hmm.

430
00:33:40,278 --> 00:33:43,817
- What's so funny?
- I-I'll tell you in a minute.

431
00:33:43,907 --> 00:33:45,648
First, let's drink.

432
00:33:45,742 --> 00:33:48,485
Me from my glass,
and you from yours.

433
00:34:02,968 --> 00:34:05,836
- You guessed wrong.
- You only think I guessed wrong.

434
00:34:05,929 --> 00:34:09,093
That's what's so funny!
I switched glasses when your back was turned!

435
00:34:09,182 --> 00:34:10,593
You fool!

436
00:34:10,684 --> 00:34:13,176
You fell victim
to one of the classic blunders.

437
00:34:13,270 --> 00:34:16,308
The most famous is
never get involved in a land war in Asia.

438
00:34:16,398 --> 00:34:19,357
But only slightly less well known is this:

439
00:34:19,442 --> 00:34:23,527
never go in against a Sicilian
when death is on the line!

440
00:34:38,712 --> 00:34:41,625
- Who are you?
- I am no one to be trifled with.

441
00:34:41,715 --> 00:34:44,173
That is all you ever need know.

442
00:34:44,259 --> 00:34:47,752
To think, all that time
it was your cup that was poisoned.

443
00:34:47,846 --> 00:34:49,257
They were both poisoned.

444
00:34:50,682 --> 00:34:53,971
I spent the last few years building up
an immunity to iocane powder.

445
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,688
Someone has beaten the giant.

446
00:35:01,776 --> 00:35:05,486
There will be great suffering in Guilder
if she dies.

447
00:35:20,420 --> 00:35:21,752
Catch your breath.

448
00:35:21,838 --> 00:35:26,299
If you'll release me, whatever you ask
for ransom you'll get it. I promise you.

449
00:35:28,887 --> 00:35:31,345
And what is that worth,
the promise of a woman?

450
00:35:31,431 --> 00:35:32,842
You're very funny, Highness.

451
00:35:33,350 --> 00:35:37,139
I was giving you a chance.
It does not matter where you take me.

452
00:35:37,228 --> 00:35:39,561
There's no greater hunter
than Prince Humperdinck.

453
00:35:39,648 --> 00:35:42,891
He can track a falcon on a cloudy day.
He can find you.

454
00:35:42,984 --> 00:35:46,603
- You think your dearest love will save you?
- I never said he was my dearest love.

455
00:35:46,696 --> 00:35:48,938
And yes, he will save me.
That I know.

456
00:35:49,741 --> 00:35:52,575
You admit to me you do not love your fiancé.

457
00:35:52,661 --> 00:35:54,277
He knows I do not love him.

458
00:35:54,371 --> 00:35:56,488
"Are not capable of love" is what you mean.

459
00:35:58,875 --> 00:36:02,744
I have loved more deeply
than a killer like yourself could ever dream...

460
00:36:06,049 --> 00:36:09,383
That was a warning, Highness.
The next time, my hand flies on its own.

461
00:36:09,469 --> 00:36:12,303
For where I come from,
there are penalties when a woman lies.

462
00:36:18,561 --> 00:36:20,803
Iocane. I'd bet my life on it.

463
00:36:21,981 --> 00:36:24,268
And there are the princess's footprints.

464
00:36:24,359 --> 00:36:27,067
She is alive, or was an hour ago.

465
00:36:27,654 --> 00:36:30,237
If she is otherwise when I find her,

466
00:36:30,323 --> 00:36:32,610
I shall be very put out.

467
00:36:38,581 --> 00:36:41,198
- Rest, Highness.
- I know who you are.

468
00:36:41,292 --> 00:36:43,454
Your cruelty reveals everything.

469
00:36:43,545 --> 00:36:45,662
You're the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Admit it.

470
00:36:45,755 --> 00:36:49,169
With pride. What can I do for you?

471
00:36:49,259 --> 00:36:52,172
You can die slowly,
cut into a thousand pieces.

472
00:36:52,262 --> 00:36:56,131
Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk.
Hardly complimentary, Your Highness.

473
00:36:56,224 --> 00:36:57,806
Why loose your venom on me?

474
00:36:58,852 --> 00:37:00,844
You killed my love.

475
00:37:00,937 --> 00:37:02,394
It's possible.

476
00:37:03,189 --> 00:37:04,555
I kill a lot of people.

477
00:37:06,067 --> 00:37:09,435
Who was this love of yours?
Another prince like this one?

478
00:37:10,530 --> 00:37:12,567
Ugly and rich and scabby?

479
00:37:12,657 --> 00:37:15,946
No. A farm boy. Poor.

480
00:37:16,035 --> 00:37:17,867
Poor and perfect,

481
00:37:19,038 --> 00:37:21,701
with eyes like the sea after a storm.

482
00:37:25,336 --> 00:37:29,250
On the high seas your ship attacked.
The Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners.

483
00:37:29,340 --> 00:37:31,252
I can't afford to make exceptions.

484
00:37:31,342 --> 00:37:34,301
Once word leaks out a pirate has gone soft,
people begin to disobey you,

485
00:37:34,387 --> 00:37:36,720
and then it's nothing
but work, work, work all the time.

486
00:37:36,806 --> 00:37:38,172
You mock my pain!

487
00:37:38,266 --> 00:37:40,758
Life is pain, Highness.

488
00:37:40,852 --> 00:37:43,060
Anyone who says differently
is selling something.

489
00:37:47,066 --> 00:37:49,774
I remember this farm boy of yours, I think.

490
00:37:51,029 --> 00:37:53,191
This would be what? Five years ago?

491
00:37:54,282 --> 00:37:56,615
Does it bother you to hear?

492
00:37:56,701 --> 00:37:59,409
Nothing you can say will upset me.

493
00:37:59,496 --> 00:38:01,078
He died well.

494
00:38:01,164 --> 00:38:03,201
That should please you.

495
00:38:03,291 --> 00:38:05,408
No bribe attempts or blubbering.

496
00:38:06,961 --> 00:38:08,748
He simply said, "Please.

497
00:38:09,923 --> 00:38:12,210
Please, I need to live."

498
00:38:12,300 --> 00:38:15,714
It was the "please"
that caught my memory.

499
00:38:15,804 --> 00:38:17,841
I asked him what was
so important for him.

500
00:38:18,598 --> 00:38:20,089
"True love," he replied.

501
00:38:23,436 --> 00:38:26,975
And then he spoke of a girl
of surpassing beauty and faithfulness.

502
00:38:27,065 --> 00:38:29,603
I can only assume he meant you.

503
00:38:29,692 --> 00:38:34,107
You should bless me for destroying him
before he found out what you really are.

504
00:38:34,197 --> 00:38:35,483
And what am I?

505
00:38:35,573 --> 00:38:38,236
The faithfulness he talked of, madam.
Your enduring faithfulness.

506
00:38:38,326 --> 00:38:39,326
Now tell me truly.

507
00:38:39,410 --> 00:38:41,722
When you found out he was gone, did you
get engaged to your prince that same hour,

508
00:38:41,746 --> 00:38:43,933
or did you wait a whole week
out of respect for the dead?

509
00:38:43,957 --> 00:38:46,620
You mocked me once!
Never do it again!

510
00:38:46,709 --> 00:38:48,120
I died that day!

511
00:38:52,257 --> 00:38:54,214
And you can die too, for all I care!

512
00:38:56,094 --> 00:39:00,088
As you wish!

513
00:39:00,181 --> 00:39:03,595
Oh, my sweet Westley.
What have I done?

514
00:39:17,782 --> 00:39:19,774
Ow! Ow! Ooh!

515
00:39:23,037 --> 00:39:25,245
They disappeared.

516
00:39:25,331 --> 00:39:29,120
He must've seen us closing in,
which might account for his panicking into error.

517
00:39:29,878 --> 00:39:32,245
Unless I am wrong,
and I am never wrong,

518
00:39:33,256 --> 00:39:35,748
they are headed
dead into the Fire Swamp.

519
00:39:47,437 --> 00:39:50,020
- Can you move at all?
- Move?

520
00:39:50,106 --> 00:39:53,770
You're alive.
If you want, I can fly.

521
00:39:58,865 --> 00:40:03,576
I told you I would always come for you.
Why didn't you wait for me?

522
00:40:04,287 --> 00:40:07,030
Well, you were dead.

523
00:40:07,123 --> 00:40:09,240
Death cannot stop true love.

524
00:40:11,085 --> 00:40:13,372
All it can do is delay it for a while.

525
00:40:14,923 --> 00:40:17,006
I will never doubt again.

526
00:40:17,926 --> 00:40:20,384
There will never be a need.

527
00:40:23,348 --> 00:40:25,806
Oh, no. No, please.

528
00:40:25,892 --> 00:40:27,975
What is it? What's the matter?

529
00:40:28,061 --> 00:40:30,098
They're kissing again.

530
00:40:30,188 --> 00:40:32,555
Do we have to hear the kissing part?

531
00:40:32,649 --> 00:40:35,016
Someday you may not mind so much.

532
00:40:35,109 --> 00:40:36,645
Skip on to the Fire Swamp.

533
00:40:36,736 --> 00:40:38,398
- That sounded good.
- Oh.

534
00:40:39,822 --> 00:40:41,529
You're sick. I'll humor ya.

535
00:40:43,159 --> 00:40:48,029
So now, where were we here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, okay.

536
00:40:48,122 --> 00:40:53,083
"Westley and Buttercup
raced along the ravine floor."

537
00:40:53,169 --> 00:40:54,785
Ha!

538
00:40:54,879 --> 00:40:56,495
Your pig fiancé is too late.

539
00:40:58,466 --> 00:41:01,334
A few more steps
and we'll be safe in the Fire Swamp.

540
00:41:02,345 --> 00:41:03,711
We'll never survive.

541
00:41:03,805 --> 00:41:07,014
Nonsense. You're only saying that
because no one ever has.

542
00:41:33,876 --> 00:41:36,038
It's not that bad.

543
00:41:38,881 --> 00:41:42,716
I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here,
but the trees are actually quite lovely.

544
00:42:21,174 --> 00:42:23,541
Well, now, that was an adventure.

545
00:42:23,634 --> 00:42:26,877
- Singed a bit, were you?
- You?

546
00:42:34,437 --> 00:42:36,474
Well, one thing I will say.

547
00:42:36,564 --> 00:42:39,181
Fire Swamp certainly does
keep you on your toes.

548
00:42:45,782 --> 00:42:48,365
This will all soon be but a happy memory

549
00:42:48,451 --> 00:42:51,194
because Roberts' ship, Revenge,
is anchored at the far end.

550
00:42:51,287 --> 00:42:53,495
And I, as you know, am Roberts.

551
00:42:53,581 --> 00:42:56,324
But how is that possible
since he's been marauding 20 years

552
00:42:56,417 --> 00:42:58,534
and you only left me five years ago?

553
00:42:58,628 --> 00:43:01,587
I, myself, am often surprised
at life's little quirks.

554
00:43:04,425 --> 00:43:07,168
See, what I told you before
about saying "please" was true.

555
00:43:08,805 --> 00:43:12,094
It intrigued Roberts,
as did my descriptions of your beauty.

556
00:43:13,184 --> 00:43:15,221
Finally Roberts decided something.

557
00:43:15,311 --> 00:43:17,473
He said, "All right, Westley.

558
00:43:17,563 --> 00:43:20,351
I've never had a valet.
You can try it for tonight.

559
00:43:20,441 --> 00:43:22,307
I'll most likely kill you in the morning."

560
00:43:22,944 --> 00:43:24,936
Three years he said that.

561
00:43:25,029 --> 00:43:26,861
"Good night, Westley. Good work.

562
00:43:26,948 --> 00:43:29,531
Sleep well. I'll most likely
kill you in the morning."

563
00:43:29,617 --> 00:43:32,234
It was a fine time for me.
I was learning to fence, to fight.

564
00:43:32,328 --> 00:43:34,194
Anything anyone would teach me.

565
00:43:34,288 --> 00:43:36,780
And Roberts and I
eventually became friends.

566
00:43:36,874 --> 00:43:38,911
- And then it happened.
- What?

567
00:43:40,086 --> 00:43:41,247
Go on.

568
00:43:41,337 --> 00:43:43,750
Well, Roberts had grown so rich
he wanted to retire,

569
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,833
so he took me to his cabin
and told me his secret.

570
00:43:49,387 --> 00:43:51,595
"I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts,"
he said.

571
00:43:51,764 --> 00:43:53,096
"My name is Ryan.

572
00:43:53,182 --> 00:43:56,016
I inherited the ship
from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts,

573
00:43:56,102 --> 00:43:58,014
just as you will inherit it from me.

574
00:43:58,104 --> 00:44:00,984
The man I inherited it from was not
the real Dread Pirate Roberts either.

575
00:44:01,023 --> 00:44:03,140
His name was Cumberbund.

576
00:44:03,234 --> 00:44:06,568
The real Roberts has been retired 15 years
and living like a king in Patagonia."

577
00:44:06,654 --> 00:44:07,654
Thank you.

578
00:44:07,738 --> 00:44:09,320
Then he explained the name

579
00:44:09,407 --> 00:44:12,400
was the important thing
for inspiring the necessary fear.

580
00:44:12,493 --> 00:44:16,237
You see, no one would surrender
to the Dread Pirate Westley.

581
00:44:17,415 --> 00:44:19,953
So we sailed ashore,
took on an entirely new crew,

582
00:44:20,042 --> 00:44:24,537
and he stayed aboard for a while as first mate,
all the time calling me Roberts.

583
00:44:24,630 --> 00:44:27,964
Once the crew believed, he left the ship
and I have been Roberts ever since.

584
00:44:28,968 --> 00:44:32,837
Except now that we're together, I shall retire
and hand the name over to someone else.

585
00:44:32,930 --> 00:44:34,796
Is everything clear to you?

586
00:46:08,276 --> 00:46:10,268
We'll never succeed.

587
00:46:10,361 --> 00:46:12,569
We may as well die here.

588
00:46:14,365 --> 00:46:18,450
No. No. We have already succeeded.

589
00:46:19,954 --> 00:46:23,994
I mean, what are the three terrors
of the Fire Swamp?

590
00:46:24,083 --> 00:46:26,826
One, the flame spurt. No problem.

591
00:46:27,420 --> 00:46:30,288
There's a popping sound preceding each.
We can avoid that.

592
00:46:30,381 --> 00:46:34,421
Two, the lightning sand. But you were
clever enough to discover what that looks like.

593
00:46:34,510 --> 00:46:36,422
So in the future we can avoid that too.

594
00:46:36,512 --> 00:46:38,970
Westley, what about the ROUS's?

595
00:46:39,056 --> 00:46:42,299
Rodents of Unusual Size?
I don't think they exist.

596
00:47:19,055 --> 00:47:20,091
Westley!

597
00:48:34,338 --> 00:48:35,749
We did it.

598
00:48:37,842 --> 00:48:39,504
Now, was that so terrible?

599
00:48:50,604 --> 00:48:52,186
Surrender!

600
00:48:52,273 --> 00:48:55,311
You mean you wish to surrender to me?
Very well. I accept.

601
00:48:55,401 --> 00:48:59,816
I give you full marks for bravery.
Don't make yourself a fool.

602
00:48:59,905 --> 00:49:03,273
Ah, but how will you capture us?
We know the secrets of the Fire Swamp.

603
00:49:03,367 --> 00:49:07,287
We can live there quite happily for some time,
so whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit.

604
00:49:07,705 --> 00:49:10,413
I tell you once again. Surrender!

605
00:49:10,499 --> 00:49:11,831
It will not happen.

606
00:49:11,917 --> 00:49:14,034
For the last time! Surrender!

607
00:49:14,128 --> 00:49:15,414
Death first!

608
00:49:15,504 --> 00:49:17,461
Will you promise not to hurt him?

609
00:49:17,548 --> 00:49:18,548
What was that?

610
00:49:18,591 --> 00:49:20,002
What was that?

611
00:49:20,759 --> 00:49:24,252
If we surrender and I return with you,

612
00:49:24,346 --> 00:49:26,633
will you promise not to hurt this man?

613
00:49:26,724 --> 00:49:30,263
May I live a thousand years
and never hunt again.

614
00:49:30,352 --> 00:49:33,436
He is a sailor on the pirate ship Revenge.

615
00:49:33,522 --> 00:49:35,684
Promise to return him to his ship.

616
00:49:36,275 --> 00:49:38,267
I swear it will be done.

617
00:49:40,488 --> 00:49:44,778
Once we are out of sight, take him back to Florin
and throw him in the Pit of Despair.

618
00:49:44,867 --> 00:49:47,484
I swear it will be done.

619
00:49:48,579 --> 00:49:51,743
I thought you were dead once,
and it almost destroyed me.

620
00:49:52,541 --> 00:49:54,999
I could not bear it if you died again,

621
00:49:55,711 --> 00:49:57,873
not when I could save you.

622
00:50:09,975 --> 00:50:11,261
Come, sir.

623
00:50:11,352 --> 00:50:13,594
We must get you to your ship.

624
00:50:20,319 --> 00:50:22,561
We are men of action.

625
00:50:22,655 --> 00:50:24,612
Lies do not become us.

626
00:50:25,574 --> 00:50:27,065
Well spoken, sir.

627
00:50:35,334 --> 00:50:38,827
- What is it?
- You have six fingers on your right hand.

628
00:50:39,463 --> 00:50:41,079
Someone was looking for you.

629
00:51:26,677 --> 00:51:30,170
- Where am I?
- The Pit of Despair.

630
00:51:30,264 --> 00:51:34,884
Don't even think...

631
00:51:35,644 --> 00:51:38,102
Don't even think about trying to escape.

632
00:51:38,188 --> 00:51:39,975
The chains are far too thick.

633
00:51:40,065 --> 00:51:42,057
And don't dream of being rescued either.

634
00:51:42,151 --> 00:51:44,313
The only way in is secret.

635
00:51:44,403 --> 00:51:48,022
Only the prince, the count, and I
know how to get in and out.

636
00:51:48,115 --> 00:51:49,902
Then I'm here till I die?

637
00:51:49,992 --> 00:51:51,824
Till they kill you. Yeah.

638
00:51:57,499 --> 00:51:59,161
Then why bother curing me?

639
00:51:59,251 --> 00:52:03,871
Well, the prince and the count always insist
on everyone being healthy before they're broken.

640
00:52:03,964 --> 00:52:05,421
So it's to be torture?

641
00:52:07,468 --> 00:52:08,959
I can cope with torture.

642
00:52:11,805 --> 00:52:13,046
You don't believe me?

643
00:52:14,141 --> 00:52:16,884
You survived the Fire Swamp.
You must be very brave.

644
00:52:17,936 --> 00:52:20,929
But nobody withstands the Machine.

645
00:52:35,579 --> 00:52:37,821
She's been like that
ever since the Fire Swamp.

646
00:52:38,916 --> 00:52:41,784
It's my father's failing health
that's upsetting her.

647
00:52:42,795 --> 00:52:44,286
Of course.

648
00:52:46,715 --> 00:52:49,378
"The king died that very night.

649
00:52:49,468 --> 00:52:51,835
And before the following dawn,

650
00:52:51,929 --> 00:52:54,467
Buttercup and Humperdinck were married.

651
00:52:54,556 --> 00:52:58,721
And at noon, she met her subjects again,
this time as their queen."

652
00:52:58,811 --> 00:53:01,303
My father's final words were...

653
00:53:01,397 --> 00:53:03,309
Hold it. Hold it. Grandpa.

654
00:53:03,399 --> 00:53:06,187
You read that wrong.
She doesn't marry Humperdinck.

655
00:53:06,276 --> 00:53:08,859
She marries Westley. I'm just sure of it.

656
00:53:08,946 --> 00:53:14,032
After all that Westley did for her,
if she didn't marry him, it wouldn't be fair.

657
00:53:14,118 --> 00:53:17,953
Well, who says life is fair?
Where is that written?

658
00:53:18,038 --> 00:53:19,449
Life isn't always fair.

659
00:53:19,540 --> 00:53:23,500
I'm telling you, you're messing up the story!
Now, get it right!

660
00:53:23,585 --> 00:53:25,793
Do you want me to go on with this?

661
00:53:26,505 --> 00:53:29,339
- Yes.
- All right, then. No more interruptions.

662
00:53:29,425 --> 00:53:34,090
"At noon, she met her subjects again,
this time as their queen."

663
00:53:34,179 --> 00:53:36,922
My father's final words were:

664
00:53:37,641 --> 00:53:42,978
"Love her as I loved her,
and there will be joy."

665
00:53:43,063 --> 00:53:46,022
I present to you your queen,

666
00:53:46,650 --> 00:53:49,643
Queen Buttercup.

667
00:54:00,706 --> 00:54:04,666
Boo! Boo!

668
00:54:04,752 --> 00:54:07,085
Boo!

669
00:54:07,171 --> 00:54:08,628
Why do you do this?

670
00:54:08,714 --> 00:54:12,549
Because you had love in your hands,
and you gave it up!

671
00:54:12,634 --> 00:54:15,047
But they would've killed Westley
if I hadn't done it.

672
00:54:15,137 --> 00:54:18,972
Your true love lives,
and you marry another!

673
00:54:19,057 --> 00:54:23,973
True love saved her in the Fire Swamp,
and she treated it like garbage.

674
00:54:24,062 --> 00:54:27,646
And that's what she is,
the Queen of Refuse!

675
00:54:27,733 --> 00:54:30,396
So bow down to her, if you want.
Bow to her.

676
00:54:30,486 --> 00:54:34,025
Bow to the Queen of Slime,
the Queen of Filth,

677
00:54:34,114 --> 00:54:36,401
the Queen of Putrescence!

678
00:54:36,492 --> 00:54:38,700
Boo! Boo!

679
00:54:38,786 --> 00:54:41,244
Rubbish! Filth! Slime!

680
00:54:41,330 --> 00:54:43,162
Muck! Boo!

681
00:54:43,248 --> 00:54:46,116
Boo! Boo!

682
00:54:49,588 --> 00:54:51,468
"It was ten days till the wedding.

683
00:54:51,507 --> 00:54:56,468
The king still lived, but Buttercup's nightmares
were growing steadily worse."

684
00:54:56,553 --> 00:54:59,842
See? Didn't I tell you she'd
never marry that rotten Humperdinck?

685
00:54:59,932 --> 00:55:02,094
Yes, you're very smart. Shut up.

686
00:55:03,101 --> 00:55:07,015
I love Westley. I always have.

687
00:55:07,689 --> 00:55:09,476
I know now I always will.

688
00:55:09,566 --> 00:55:12,525
If you tell me I must marry you in ten days,

689
00:55:12,611 --> 00:55:15,194
please believe I will be dead by morning.

690
00:55:22,246 --> 00:55:24,659
I could never cause you grief.

691
00:55:25,374 --> 00:55:28,708
Consider our wedding off.

692
00:55:28,794 --> 00:55:33,334
You, um, returned this Westley to his ship?

693
00:55:33,423 --> 00:55:36,131
- Yes.
- Then we will simply alert him.

694
00:55:37,761 --> 00:55:39,047
Beloved...

695
00:55:40,097 --> 00:55:42,805
are you certain he still wants you?

696
00:55:43,934 --> 00:55:47,848
After all, it was you who did the leaving
in the Fire Swamp,

697
00:55:47,938 --> 00:55:52,308
not to mention that, um, pirates
are not known to be men of their words.

698
00:55:52,401 --> 00:55:54,859
My Westley will always come for me.

699
00:55:56,363 --> 00:55:57,945
Ah.

700
00:56:01,660 --> 00:56:03,322
I suggest a deal.

701
00:56:03,996 --> 00:56:06,488
You write four copies of a letter.

702
00:56:06,582 --> 00:56:09,950
I'll send my four fastest ships,
one in each direction.

703
00:56:10,043 --> 00:56:13,332
The Dread Pirate Roberts is always
close to Florin this time of year.

704
00:56:13,422 --> 00:56:16,290
We'll run up the white flag
and deliver your message.

705
00:56:16,884 --> 00:56:19,627
If Westley wants you, bless you both.

706
00:56:20,846 --> 00:56:22,337
If not...

707
00:56:25,225 --> 00:56:29,060
please consider me
as an alternative to suicide.

708
00:56:30,188 --> 00:56:31,929
Are we agreed?

709
00:56:35,694 --> 00:56:39,108
Your princess
is really quite a winning creature.

710
00:56:39,197 --> 00:56:41,689
A trifle simple, perhaps,
but her appeal is undeniable.

711
00:56:41,783 --> 00:56:43,615
I know.
The people are quite taken with her.

712
00:56:44,328 --> 00:56:45,739
It's odd,

713
00:56:45,829 --> 00:56:48,788
but when I hired Vizzini to have her murdered
on our engagement day,

714
00:56:48,874 --> 00:56:50,365
I thought that was clever.

715
00:56:50,459 --> 00:56:54,294
But it's going to be so much more moving
when I strangle her on our wedding night.

716
00:56:54,379 --> 00:56:57,872
Once Guilder is blamed,
the nation will be truly outraged.

717
00:56:57,966 --> 00:57:00,049
They'll demand we go to war.

718
00:57:03,180 --> 00:57:05,888
Now, where is that secret knot?

719
00:57:07,184 --> 00:57:08,595
It's impossible to find.

720
00:57:10,854 --> 00:57:14,222
Ah. Are you coming down into the pit?

721
00:57:14,316 --> 00:57:18,356
Westley's got his strength back.
I'm starting him on the Machine tonight.

722
00:57:18,904 --> 00:57:20,645
Tyrone,

723
00:57:20,739 --> 00:57:23,026
you know how much I love
watching you work.

724
00:57:23,116 --> 00:57:25,654
But I've got my country's
500th anniversary to plan,

725
00:57:25,744 --> 00:57:29,784
my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder,
and Guilder to frame for it.

726
00:57:29,873 --> 00:57:31,535
I'm swamped.

727
00:57:34,670 --> 00:57:36,286
Get some rest.

728
00:57:36,380 --> 00:57:39,293
If you haven't got your health,
you haven't got anything.

729
00:57:56,024 --> 00:57:57,310
Beautiful, isn't it?

730
00:57:58,652 --> 00:58:01,645
Took me half a lifetime to invent it.

731
00:58:02,531 --> 00:58:05,945
I'm sure you've discovered
my deep and abiding interest in pain.

732
00:58:06,034 --> 00:58:09,198
At present, I'm writing
the definitive work on the subject.

733
00:58:09,287 --> 00:58:13,577
So I want you to be totally honest with me
on how the Machine makes you feel.

734
00:58:14,418 --> 00:58:18,162
This being our first try,
I'll use the lowest setting.

735
00:58:54,166 --> 00:58:58,331
As you know, the concept
of the suction pump is centuries old.

736
00:58:59,296 --> 00:59:03,165
Well, really, that's all this is,
except that instead of sucking water,

737
00:59:03,258 --> 00:59:04,749
I'm sucking life.

738
00:59:05,761 --> 00:59:08,799
I've just sucked one year of your life away.

739
00:59:09,431 --> 00:59:11,172
I might one day go as high as five,

740
00:59:11,266 --> 00:59:13,929
but I really don't know
what that would do to you.

741
00:59:14,019 --> 00:59:17,057
So let's just start with what we have.

742
00:59:17,606 --> 00:59:20,394
What did this do to you? Tell me.

743
00:59:20,484 --> 00:59:24,273
And remember,
this is for posterity, so be honest.

744
00:59:24,821 --> 00:59:25,857
How do you feel?

745
00:59:30,952 --> 00:59:32,443
Interesting.

746
00:59:42,672 --> 00:59:44,914
- Yellin.
- Sire.

747
00:59:54,726 --> 00:59:58,720
As chief enforcer of all Florin,
I trust you with this secret.

748
00:59:59,606 --> 01:00:02,599
Killers from Guilder
are infiltrating the Thieves' Forest

749
01:00:02,692 --> 01:00:06,561
and plan to murder my bride
on our wedding night.

750
01:00:06,655 --> 01:00:10,194
My spy network has heard no such news.

751
01:00:10,283 --> 01:00:12,400
Any word from Westley?

752
01:00:13,662 --> 01:00:15,745
Too soon, my angel.

753
01:00:16,248 --> 01:00:18,535
- Patience.
- He will come for me.

754
01:00:18,625 --> 01:00:20,412
Of course.

755
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:27,207
She will not be murdered.

756
01:00:27,300 --> 01:00:30,293
On the day of the wedding,
I want the Thieves' Forest emptied

757
01:00:30,387 --> 01:00:32,595
and every inhabitant arrested.

758
01:00:32,681 --> 01:00:34,764
Many of the thieves will resist.

759
01:00:34,850 --> 01:00:37,092
My regular enforcers will be inadequate.

760
01:00:37,185 --> 01:00:39,268
Form a brute squad then!

761
01:00:39,354 --> 01:00:42,392
I want the Thieves' Forest emptied
before I wed.

762
01:00:42,482 --> 01:00:44,098
It won't be easy, sire.

763
01:00:44,192 --> 01:00:46,275
Try ruling the world sometime.

764
01:00:51,366 --> 01:00:53,403
"The day of the wedding arrived.

765
01:00:53,493 --> 01:00:56,736
The brute squad had their hands full
carrying out Humperdinck's orders."

766
01:01:04,337 --> 01:01:05,703
- Is everybody out?
- Almost.

767
01:01:05,797 --> 01:01:07,789
There's a Spaniard giving us some trouble.

768
01:01:07,883 --> 01:01:10,170
Well, you give him some trouble.

769
01:01:11,303 --> 01:01:12,339
Move.

770
01:01:16,683 --> 01:01:19,300
I am waiting for you, Vizzini.

771
01:01:20,270 --> 01:01:24,480
You told me to go back to the beginning,
so I have.

772
01:01:25,150 --> 01:01:28,359
This is where I am,
and this is where I'll stay.

773
01:01:29,529 --> 01:01:31,612
I will not be moved.

774
01:01:31,698 --> 01:01:32,984
Ho there!

775
01:01:34,117 --> 01:01:36,404
I do not budge. Keep your "Ho there."

776
01:01:36,494 --> 01:01:37,985
But the prince gave orders.

777
01:01:40,332 --> 01:01:42,619
So did Vizzini.

778
01:01:42,709 --> 01:01:45,122
When a job went wrong,
you went back to the beginning.

779
01:01:45,212 --> 01:01:48,876
Well, this is where we got the job,
so it's the beginning,

780
01:01:48,965 --> 01:01:50,957
and I am staying till Vizzini comes.

781
01:01:51,051 --> 01:01:52,713
You, brute, come here!

782
01:01:52,802 --> 01:01:57,922
I am waiting for Vizzini.

783
01:01:58,516 --> 01:02:00,508
You surely are a meanie.

784
01:02:08,526 --> 01:02:10,142
Hello.

785
01:02:10,237 --> 01:02:12,854
- It's you.
- True.

786
01:02:15,283 --> 01:02:17,946
You don't look so good.

787
01:02:18,036 --> 01:02:20,619
Phew. You don't smell so good either.

788
01:02:21,164 --> 01:02:25,249
- Perhaps not. I feel fine.
- Yeah?

789
01:02:28,463 --> 01:02:30,955
"Fezzik and Inigo were reunited.

790
01:02:31,049 --> 01:02:34,759
And as Fezzik nursed
his inebriated friend back to health,

791
01:02:34,844 --> 01:02:38,212
he told Inigo of Vizzini's death
and the existence of Count Rugen,

792
01:02:38,306 --> 01:02:39,797
the six-fingered man.

793
01:02:40,350 --> 01:02:44,845
Considering Inigo's lifelong search,
he handled the news surprisingly well.

794
01:02:47,816 --> 01:02:50,433
Fezzik took great care in reviving Inigo."

795
01:02:50,986 --> 01:02:53,069
That's enough! That's enough!

796
01:02:53,780 --> 01:02:57,148
Where is this Rugen now so I may kill him?

797
01:02:57,242 --> 01:02:59,359
He's with the prince in the castle.

798
01:02:59,452 --> 01:03:02,445
But the castle gate is guarded by 30 men.

799
01:03:07,419 --> 01:03:08,910
How many could you handle?

800
01:03:09,504 --> 01:03:10,995
I don't think more than ten.

801
01:03:16,303 --> 01:03:17,589
Leaving 20 for me.

802
01:03:19,055 --> 01:03:21,342
At my best, I could never defeat that many.

803
01:03:24,894 --> 01:03:28,103
I need Vizzini to plan.
I have no gift for strategy.

804
01:03:28,189 --> 01:03:29,851
But Vizzini's dead.

805
01:03:30,650 --> 01:03:33,484
No. Not Vizzini.

806
01:03:34,446 --> 01:03:36,358
I need the man in black.

807
01:03:36,448 --> 01:03:37,529
What?

808
01:03:38,074 --> 01:03:41,442
Look, he bested you with strength,
your greatness.

809
01:03:41,536 --> 01:03:45,450
He bested me with steel.
He must have outthought Vizzini.

810
01:03:45,540 --> 01:03:49,534
And a man who can do that
can plan my castle onslaught any day.

811
01:03:49,627 --> 01:03:51,334
- Let's go.
- Where?

812
01:03:51,421 --> 01:03:54,141
- Find the man in black, obviously.
- But you don't know where he is.

813
01:03:54,215 --> 01:03:55,922
Don't bother me with trifles.

814
01:03:56,009 --> 01:03:58,672
After 20 years, at last
my father's soul will be at peace.

815
01:03:58,762 --> 01:04:00,924
There will be blood tonight!

816
01:04:12,067 --> 01:04:13,729
Rise and report.

817
01:04:13,818 --> 01:04:17,482
The Thieves' Forest is emptied.
Thirty men guard the castle gate.

818
01:04:17,572 --> 01:04:20,736
Double it. My princess must be safe.

819
01:04:20,825 --> 01:04:22,908
The gate has but one key...

820
01:04:24,579 --> 01:04:26,241
and I carry that.

821
01:04:28,875 --> 01:04:32,118
Ah, my dulcet darling.

822
01:04:34,089 --> 01:04:36,126
Tonight, we marry.

823
01:04:36,216 --> 01:04:39,584
Tomorrow morning,
your men will escort us to Florin Channel,

824
01:04:39,677 --> 01:04:44,923
where every ship in my armada waits
to accompany us on our honeymoon.

825
01:04:45,016 --> 01:04:47,508
Every ship but your four fastest, you mean.

826
01:04:50,647 --> 01:04:52,388
Every ship but the four you sent.

827
01:04:52,857 --> 01:04:54,769
Yes. Yes, of course.

828
01:04:54,859 --> 01:04:56,441
Naturally, not those four.

829
01:04:58,530 --> 01:05:00,112
Your Majesty.

830
01:05:04,285 --> 01:05:05,776
You never sent the ships.

831
01:05:06,579 --> 01:05:08,445
Don't bother lying.

832
01:05:09,124 --> 01:05:11,912
Doesn't matter.
Westley will come for me anyway.

833
01:05:12,001 --> 01:05:13,833
You're a silly girl.

834
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:16,037
Yes, I am a silly girl

835
01:05:16,131 --> 01:05:18,669
for not having seen sooner
that you were nothing but a coward

836
01:05:18,758 --> 01:05:20,750
with a heart full of fear.

837
01:05:21,678 --> 01:05:25,592
I would not say such things if I were you.

838
01:05:26,182 --> 01:05:29,550
Why not? You can't hurt me.

839
01:05:29,644 --> 01:05:32,512
Westley and I are joined
by the bonds of love.

840
01:05:33,106 --> 01:05:37,146
And you cannot track that,
not with a thousand bloodhounds.

841
01:05:37,235 --> 01:05:41,195
And you cannot break it,
not with a thousand swords.

842
01:05:41,281 --> 01:05:43,489
And when I say you're a coward,

843
01:05:43,575 --> 01:05:47,444
that is only because you are the slimiest
weakling ever to crawl the earth!

844
01:05:49,456 --> 01:05:53,120
I would not say such things if I were you!

845
01:06:07,932 --> 01:06:11,846
You truly love each other,
and so you might have been truly happy.

846
01:06:11,936 --> 01:06:14,303
Not one couple in a century
has that chance,

847
01:06:14,397 --> 01:06:16,354
no matter what the storybooks say.

848
01:06:16,441 --> 01:06:19,775
And so, I think no man in a century

849
01:06:19,861 --> 01:06:22,478
will suffer as greatly as you will.

850
01:06:25,658 --> 01:06:29,322
Not to 50!

851
01:06:48,306 --> 01:06:51,549
Fezzik. Fezzik, listen.

852
01:06:51,643 --> 01:06:55,512
Do you hear?
That is the sound of ultimate suffering.

853
01:06:55,605 --> 01:06:59,019
My heart made that sound
when Rugen slaughtered my father.

854
01:06:59,108 --> 01:07:01,725
- The man in black makes it now.
- The man in black?

855
01:07:01,819 --> 01:07:03,811
His true love is marrying another tonight.

856
01:07:03,905 --> 01:07:06,397
So who else has the cause
for ultimate suffering?

857
01:07:06,491 --> 01:07:10,360
Excuse me. Pardon me.
It's important. Fezzik, please.

858
01:07:10,453 --> 01:07:12,490
Everybody, move!

859
01:07:13,248 --> 01:07:14,739
Thank you.

860
01:07:22,674 --> 01:07:25,007
Where is the man in black?

861
01:07:25,093 --> 01:07:27,301
You get there from this grove, yes?

862
01:07:28,638 --> 01:07:31,301
Fezzik, jog his memory.

863
01:07:37,105 --> 01:07:40,394
I'm sorry, Inigo.
I didn't mean to jog him so hard.

864
01:07:41,359 --> 01:07:42,850
Inigo?

865
01:07:43,570 --> 01:07:48,031
Father, I have failed you for 20 years.

866
01:07:48,992 --> 01:07:50,858
Now our misery can end.

867
01:07:51,953 --> 01:07:53,694
Somewhere...

868
01:07:53,788 --> 01:07:56,952
Somewhere close by
is a man who can help us.

869
01:07:58,543 --> 01:08:01,411
I cannot find him alone.

870
01:08:01,504 --> 01:08:03,211
I need you.

871
01:08:04,340 --> 01:08:07,333
I need you to guide my sword.

872
01:08:07,427 --> 01:08:08,918
Please.

873
01:08:11,014 --> 01:08:12,846
Guide my sword.

874
01:09:03,149 --> 01:09:04,560
He's dead.

875
01:09:05,318 --> 01:09:07,059
This is not fair.

876
01:09:07,153 --> 01:09:10,567
Grandpa, Grandpa, wait. Wait.

877
01:09:10,657 --> 01:09:12,774
What did Fezzik mean, "He's dead"?

878
01:09:12,867 --> 01:09:16,360
I mean, he didn't mean dead.

879
01:09:16,996 --> 01:09:19,955
Westley's only faking, right?

880
01:09:20,875 --> 01:09:22,662
You want me to read this or not?

881
01:09:23,503 --> 01:09:26,871
- Who gets Humperdinck?
- I don't understand.

882
01:09:26,964 --> 01:09:31,504
Who kills Prince Humperdinck?
At the end. Somebody's gotta do it.

883
01:09:31,594 --> 01:09:33,256
Is it Inigo? Who?

884
01:09:33,346 --> 01:09:36,134
Nobody. Nobody kills him.

885
01:09:36,224 --> 01:09:37,760
He lives.

886
01:09:37,850 --> 01:09:39,682
You mean he wins?

887
01:09:39,769 --> 01:09:42,637
Jesus, Grandpa!
What did you read me this thing for?

888
01:09:43,398 --> 01:09:47,358
You know, you've been very sick,
and you're taking this story very seriously.

889
01:09:47,443 --> 01:09:49,275
I think we ought to stop now.

890
01:09:50,488 --> 01:09:53,026
No, I-I'm okay. I'm okay.

891
01:09:53,116 --> 01:09:55,278
Sit down. I'm all right.

892
01:09:56,953 --> 01:09:58,319
Okay.

893
01:09:58,413 --> 01:10:00,655
All right, now, let's see. Where were we?

894
01:10:00,748 --> 01:10:02,990
Oh, yes.

895
01:10:03,710 --> 01:10:06,373
In the Pit of Despair.

896
01:10:08,548 --> 01:10:12,758
Well, the Montoyas
have never taken defeat easily.

897
01:10:12,844 --> 01:10:16,008
- Come along, Fezzik. Bring the body.
- The body?

898
01:10:16,681 --> 01:10:19,173
- Have you any money?
- I have a little.

899
01:10:19,892 --> 01:10:23,260
I just hope it's enough to buy a miracle,
that's all.

900
01:10:25,523 --> 01:10:29,107
Go away!

901
01:10:32,530 --> 01:10:33,737
What? What?

902
01:10:33,823 --> 01:10:36,657
Are you the Miracle Max
who worked for the king all those years?

903
01:10:36,743 --> 01:10:38,826
The king's stinking son fired me.

904
01:10:38,911 --> 01:10:41,494
And thank you so much
for bringing up such a painful subject.

905
01:10:41,581 --> 01:10:44,852
While you're at it, why don't you give me
a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?

906
01:10:44,876 --> 01:10:46,037
We're closed!

907
01:10:49,964 --> 01:10:51,580
Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad.

908
01:10:51,674 --> 01:10:54,712
- I'm on the brute squad.
- You are the brute squad.

909
01:10:54,802 --> 01:10:57,044
We need a miracle. It's very important.

910
01:10:57,138 --> 01:10:58,754
Look, I'm retired.

911
01:10:58,848 --> 01:11:01,807
And besides, why would you want someone
the king's stinking son fired?

912
01:11:01,893 --> 01:11:03,976
I might kill whoever you wanted me
to miracle.

913
01:11:04,061 --> 01:11:05,427
He's already dead.

914
01:11:06,063 --> 01:11:08,680
He is, huh? I'll take a look. Bring him in.

915
01:11:23,456 --> 01:11:25,072
I've seen worse.

916
01:11:29,670 --> 01:11:31,707
Sir?

917
01:11:32,423 --> 01:11:33,664
Sir?

918
01:11:33,758 --> 01:11:36,421
- Huh?
- We're in a terrible rush.

919
01:11:36,511 --> 01:11:37,877
Don't rush me, sonny.

920
01:11:37,970 --> 01:11:40,383
You rush a miracle man,
you get rotten miracles.

921
01:11:40,473 --> 01:11:42,806
- You got money?
- Sixty-five.

922
01:11:42,892 --> 01:11:45,509
Sheesh! I never worked for so little.

923
01:11:45,603 --> 01:11:48,266
Except once,
and that was a very noble cause.

924
01:11:48,356 --> 01:11:50,518
This is noble, sir.

925
01:11:51,359 --> 01:11:53,567
His wife is crippled.

926
01:11:54,487 --> 01:11:57,275
His children are on the brink of starvation.

927
01:11:58,074 --> 01:11:59,610
Are you a rotten liar.

928
01:11:59,700 --> 01:12:03,569
I need him to help avenge my father,
murdered these 20 years.

929
01:12:03,663 --> 01:12:06,371
Your first story was better.
Where's that bellows cramp?

930
01:12:06,457 --> 01:12:09,700
He probably owes you money, huh?
Well, I'll ask him.

931
01:12:09,794 --> 01:12:11,376
He's dead. He can't talk.

932
01:12:11,462 --> 01:12:14,626
Ooh-hoo-hoo! Look who knows so much, huh?

933
01:12:14,715 --> 01:12:19,130
Well, it just so happens
that your friend here is only mostly dead.

934
01:12:19,220 --> 01:12:22,338
There's a big difference
between mostly dead and all dead.

935
01:12:22,431 --> 01:12:24,093
Please, open his mouth.

936
01:12:25,893 --> 01:12:29,512
Now, mostly dead is slightly alive.

937
01:12:29,605 --> 01:12:31,437
Now, all dead...

938
01:12:31,524 --> 01:12:34,767
Well, with all dead, there's usually
only one thing that you can do.

939
01:12:34,861 --> 01:12:35,726
What's that?

940
01:12:35,820 --> 01:12:38,312
Go through his clothes
and look for loose change.

941
01:12:44,245 --> 01:12:45,611
Hey!

942
01:12:45,705 --> 01:12:47,492
Hello in there!

943
01:12:47,582 --> 01:12:50,120
Hey! What's so important?

944
01:12:50,209 --> 01:12:52,997
What you got here that's worth living for?

945
01:12:57,133 --> 01:13:00,672
True love.

946
01:13:00,761 --> 01:13:04,095
True love. You heard him. You could not ask
for a more noble cause than that.

947
01:13:04,181 --> 01:13:08,642
Eh, sonny, true love
is the greatest thing in the world,

948
01:13:08,728 --> 01:13:10,219
except for a nice MLT...

949
01:13:10,313 --> 01:13:13,431
mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich,
when the mutton is nice and lean

950
01:13:13,524 --> 01:13:15,390
and the tomato is ripe.

951
01:13:15,484 --> 01:13:17,191
They're so perky. I love that.

952
01:13:17,278 --> 01:13:21,067
But that's not what he said.
He distinctly said, "To blave."

953
01:13:21,157 --> 01:13:24,070
And as we all know,
"to blave" means "to bluff." Huh?

954
01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:26,221
So you were probably playing cards,
and he cheated...

955
01:13:26,245 --> 01:13:29,363
Liar! Liar! Liar!

956
01:13:29,457 --> 01:13:31,995
- Get back, witch!
- I'm not a witch! I'm your wife!

957
01:13:32,084 --> 01:13:35,794
But after what you just said,
I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.

958
01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:38,793
- You never had it so good.
- "True love." He said "true love," Max.

959
01:13:38,883 --> 01:13:41,341
- Don't say another word, Valerie.
- My God, he's afraid.

960
01:13:41,427 --> 01:13:44,545
Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him,
his confidence is shattered.

961
01:13:44,639 --> 01:13:47,677
Why'd you say that name? You promised me
that you would never say that name!

962
01:13:47,767 --> 01:13:49,258
- What, Humperdinck?
- Aaah!

963
01:13:49,352 --> 01:13:51,594
Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!

964
01:13:51,687 --> 01:13:55,306
- Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
- I'm not listening!

965
01:13:55,399 --> 01:13:59,689
True love lies expiring, and you don't have
the decency to say why you won't help.

966
01:13:59,779 --> 01:14:02,362
- Nobody's hearing nothing.
- Humperdinck! Humperdinck!

967
01:14:02,448 --> 01:14:03,968
This is Buttercup's true love.

968
01:14:04,033 --> 01:14:06,741
If you heal him,
he will stop Humperdinck's wedding.

969
01:14:06,827 --> 01:14:09,069
- Humperdinck!
- Shut up! Wait, wait.

970
01:14:09,163 --> 01:14:10,825
I make him better, Humperdinck suffers?

971
01:14:10,915 --> 01:14:13,623
Humiliations galore.

972
01:14:17,672 --> 01:14:20,631
That is a noble cause.
Give me the 65. I'm on the job.

973
01:14:20,716 --> 01:14:21,716
Whoo-hoo!

974
01:14:25,388 --> 01:14:27,129
That's a miracle pill?

975
01:14:27,723 --> 01:14:30,010
The chocolate coating
makes it go down easier.

976
01:14:30,101 --> 01:14:33,265
But you have to wait 15 minutes
for full potency.

977
01:14:33,354 --> 01:14:36,142
And you shouldn't go in swimming after
for at least, what?

978
01:14:36,232 --> 01:14:38,770
- An hour. A good hour. Yeah.
- Yeah, an hour.

979
01:14:38,859 --> 01:14:40,816
- Thank you for everything.
- Okay.

980
01:14:41,696 --> 01:14:44,689
- Bye-bye, boys.
- Have fun storming the castle.

981
01:14:44,782 --> 01:14:47,195
- Think it'll work?
- It would take a miracle.

982
01:14:47,284 --> 01:14:48,775
- Bye-bye!
- Bye!

983
01:15:01,757 --> 01:15:04,170
Inigo, there's more than 30.

984
01:15:04,260 --> 01:15:06,092
What's the difference?

985
01:15:06,804 --> 01:15:08,295
We've got him.

986
01:15:08,806 --> 01:15:10,092
Help me here.

987
01:15:11,100 --> 01:15:13,592
- We'll have to force-feed him.
- Has it been 15 minutes?

988
01:15:13,686 --> 01:15:16,178
We can't wait.
The wedding's in half an hour.

989
01:15:16,272 --> 01:15:18,480
We must strike in the hustle
and the bustle beforehand.

990
01:15:18,566 --> 01:15:20,057
Tilt his head back.

991
01:15:21,318 --> 01:15:22,809
Open his mouth.

992
01:15:27,241 --> 01:15:30,359
How long do we have to wait
before we know if the miracle works?

993
01:15:30,453 --> 01:15:32,194
Your guess is as good as mine.

994
01:15:32,288 --> 01:15:34,530
I'll beat you two apart.
I'll take you both together!

995
01:15:34,623 --> 01:15:36,489
I guess not very long.

996
01:15:38,294 --> 01:15:41,458
- Why won't my arms move?
- You've been mostly dead all day.

997
01:15:41,964 --> 01:15:45,298
We had Miracle Max make a pill
to bring you back.

998
01:15:45,926 --> 01:15:48,418
Who are you? Are we enemies?

999
01:15:48,512 --> 01:15:51,425
Why am I on this wall? Where's Buttercup?

1000
01:15:51,515 --> 01:15:53,006
Let me explain.

1001
01:15:53,100 --> 01:15:55,217
No, there is too much. Let me sum up.

1002
01:15:55,311 --> 01:15:58,099
Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck
in a little less than half an hour,

1003
01:15:58,189 --> 01:16:00,272
so all we have to do is get in,
break up the wedding,

1004
01:16:00,357 --> 01:16:02,064
steal the princess, make our escape,

1005
01:16:02,151 --> 01:16:03,938
after I kill Count Rugen.

1006
01:16:04,028 --> 01:16:06,361
That doesn't leave much time
for dillydallying.

1007
01:16:06,447 --> 01:16:09,781
You just wiggled your finger.
That's wonderful.

1008
01:16:09,867 --> 01:16:12,701
I've always been a quick healer.
What are our liabilities?

1009
01:16:12,787 --> 01:16:16,371
There is but one working castle gate.
Come here.

1010
01:16:19,502 --> 01:16:22,290
And it is guarded by... 60 men.

1011
01:16:22,379 --> 01:16:26,589
- And our assets?
- Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel.

1012
01:16:26,675 --> 01:16:29,759
That's it? Impossible.

1013
01:16:29,845 --> 01:16:33,259
If I had a month to plan, maybe I could
come up with something, but this...

1014
01:16:33,349 --> 01:16:36,888
You just shook your head.
That doesn't make you happy?

1015
01:16:40,022 --> 01:16:44,483
My brains, his steel, and your strength
against 60 men,

1016
01:16:44,568 --> 01:16:47,811
and you think a little head jiggle
is supposed to make me happy, hmm?

1017
01:16:49,073 --> 01:16:51,986
If we only had a wheelbarrow,
that would be something.

1018
01:16:52,910 --> 01:16:55,152
Where did we put that wheelbarrow
the Albino had?

1019
01:16:55,246 --> 01:16:56,862
Over the Albino, I think.

1020
01:16:57,581 --> 01:17:01,040
Why didn't you list that among our assets
in the first place?

1021
01:17:01,127 --> 01:17:04,837
What I wouldn't give
for a holocaust cloak.

1022
01:17:04,922 --> 01:17:06,458
There we cannot help you.

1023
01:17:07,675 --> 01:17:09,086
Will this do?

1024
01:17:09,176 --> 01:17:11,634
- Where did you get that?
- At Miracle Max's.

1025
01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:13,882
It fit so nice, he said I could keep it.

1026
01:17:13,973 --> 01:17:16,181
All right, all right. Come on. Help me up.

1027
01:17:18,727 --> 01:17:22,266
- Now, I'll need a sword eventually.
- Why? You can't even lift one.

1028
01:17:22,356 --> 01:17:24,564
True, but that's hardly common knowledge,
is it?

1029
01:17:25,234 --> 01:17:28,853
Thank you. Now, there may be problems
once we're inside.

1030
01:17:29,488 --> 01:17:31,571
I'll say. How do I find the count?

1031
01:17:31,657 --> 01:17:34,657
Once I do, how do I find you again?
Once I find you again, how do we escape?

1032
01:17:35,119 --> 01:17:38,283
- Don't pester him. He's had a hard day.
- Right.

1033
01:17:38,372 --> 01:17:40,329
Right. Sorry.

1034
01:17:44,461 --> 01:17:46,248
- Inigo.
- What?

1035
01:17:46,338 --> 01:17:48,125
I hope we win.

1036
01:17:48,924 --> 01:17:51,541
You don't seem excited, my little muffin.

1037
01:17:52,219 --> 01:17:55,337
- Should I be?
- Brides often are, I'm told.

1038
01:17:56,307 --> 01:17:58,299
I do not marry tonight.

1039
01:17:59,310 --> 01:18:01,302
My Westley will save me.

1040
01:18:53,656 --> 01:18:55,147
Mawidge.

1041
01:18:55,783 --> 01:19:01,074
Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.

1042
01:19:01,705 --> 01:19:05,949
Mawidge, that bwessed awwangement,

1043
01:19:06,043 --> 01:19:10,504
that dweam wiffin a dweam.

1044
01:19:10,589 --> 01:19:14,333
Stand your ground, men!
Stand your ground!

1045
01:19:19,056 --> 01:19:20,718
Stand your ground!

1046
01:19:21,183 --> 01:19:24,676
I am the Dread Pirate Roberts!

1047
01:19:26,105 --> 01:19:29,439
There will be no survivors!

1048
01:19:30,025 --> 01:19:31,766
- Now?
- Not yet.

1049
01:19:31,860 --> 01:19:36,321
My men are here, I am here,

1050
01:19:36,407 --> 01:19:40,242
but soon you will not be here.

1051
01:19:40,786 --> 01:19:42,277
- Now?
- Light him.

1052
01:19:45,207 --> 01:19:50,748
The Dread Pirate Roberts
takes no survivors.

1053
01:19:50,838 --> 01:19:56,209
All your worst nightmares
are about to come true!

1054
01:19:56,302 --> 01:19:58,259
ven wuv,

1055
01:19:58,345 --> 01:20:00,758
twue wuv,

1056
01:20:00,848 --> 01:20:03,010
wiw fowwow you...

1057
01:20:03,809 --> 01:20:05,596
fowever.

1058
01:20:05,686 --> 01:20:08,349
The Dread Pirate Roberts

1059
01:20:08,439 --> 01:20:12,353
is here for your souls!

1060
01:20:14,153 --> 01:20:15,610
Stay where you are!

1061
01:20:15,696 --> 01:20:17,608
Stand and fight!

1062
01:20:17,698 --> 01:20:19,690
Stay where you are!

1063
01:20:24,163 --> 01:20:26,655
So tweasuwe your wuv...

1064
01:20:26,749 --> 01:20:28,456
Skip to the end.

1065
01:20:28,542 --> 01:20:30,625
Have you the "wing"?

1066
01:20:30,711 --> 01:20:34,125
Here comes my Westley now.

1067
01:20:34,214 --> 01:20:36,046
Fezzik, the portcullis!

1068
01:20:42,056 --> 01:20:44,423
Your Westley is dead.

1069
01:20:44,516 --> 01:20:48,510
- I killed him myself.
- Then why is there fear behind your eyes?

1070
01:20:52,649 --> 01:20:54,356
Give us the gate key.

1071
01:20:54,443 --> 01:20:56,435
I have no gate key.

1072
01:20:56,528 --> 01:20:59,111
Fezzik, tear his arms off.

1073
01:20:59,198 --> 01:21:01,030
Oh, you mean this gate key.

1074
01:21:02,201 --> 01:21:05,114
And do you, Pwincess Buwwercwup...

1075
01:21:05,204 --> 01:21:08,117
Man and wife! Say, "Man and wife!"

1076
01:21:08,207 --> 01:21:10,119
Man and wife.

1077
01:21:11,251 --> 01:21:14,244
Escort the bride to the honeymoon suite.
I'll be there shortly.

1078
01:21:16,507 --> 01:21:18,339
He didn't come.

1079
01:21:52,793 --> 01:21:56,787
Kill the dark one and the giant,
but leave the third for questioning.

1080
01:22:08,225 --> 01:22:10,091
Hello.

1081
01:22:10,185 --> 01:22:12,393
My name is Inigo Montoya.

1082
01:22:13,355 --> 01:22:14,971
You killed my father.

1083
01:22:15,732 --> 01:22:17,439
Prepare to die.

1084
01:22:41,258 --> 01:22:44,217
Fezzik! I need you!

1085
01:22:44,303 --> 01:22:45,794
I can't leave him alone.

1086
01:22:45,888 --> 01:22:49,347
He's getting away from me, Fezzik! Please!

1087
01:22:49,892 --> 01:22:52,305
Fezzik!

1088
01:22:55,105 --> 01:22:56,596
I'll be right back.

1089
01:23:04,573 --> 01:23:06,656
Thank you.

1090
01:23:07,367 --> 01:23:09,734
- Strange wedding.
- Yes.

1091
01:23:09,828 --> 01:23:11,820
A very strange wedding.

1092
01:23:12,748 --> 01:23:14,239
Come along.

1093
01:23:19,880 --> 01:23:21,496
What was that for?

1094
01:23:21,590 --> 01:23:23,923
Because you've always been so kind to me.

1095
01:23:24,009 --> 01:23:25,966
And I won't be seeing you again,

1096
01:23:26,053 --> 01:23:29,012
since I'm killing myself
once we reach the honeymoon suite.

1097
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:34,010
Won't that be nice, hmm?
She kissed me!

1098
01:24:20,649 --> 01:24:22,140
Sorry, Father.

1099
01:24:23,235 --> 01:24:24,726
I tried.

1100
01:24:25,654 --> 01:24:27,611
I tried.

1101
01:24:28,490 --> 01:24:32,985
You must be that little Spanish brat
I taught a lesson to all those years ago.

1102
01:24:34,037 --> 01:24:36,029
It's simply incredible.

1103
01:24:36,498 --> 01:24:39,991
Have you been chasing me
your whole life only to fail now?

1104
01:24:40,586 --> 01:24:43,294
I think that's the worst thing
I've ever heard.

1105
01:24:44,881 --> 01:24:46,543
How marvelous.

1106
01:25:23,795 --> 01:25:26,663
There's a shortage
of perfect breasts in this world.

1107
01:25:26,757 --> 01:25:28,589
'Twould be a pity to damage yours.

1108
01:25:29,343 --> 01:25:31,756
Westley! Oh, Westley, darling!

1109
01:25:35,015 --> 01:25:37,758
Westley, why won't you hold me?

1110
01:25:38,435 --> 01:25:40,427
- Gently.
- At a time like this?

1111
01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:43,604
That's all you can think to say? "Gently"?

1112
01:25:43,690 --> 01:25:45,477
Gently!

1113
01:25:58,747 --> 01:26:02,366
Good heavens. Are you still trying to win?

1114
01:26:05,545 --> 01:26:07,912
You've got an overdeveloped
sense of vengeance.

1115
01:26:08,924 --> 01:26:11,837
It's going to get you into trouble someday.

1116
01:26:25,440 --> 01:26:29,275
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.

1117
01:26:29,361 --> 01:26:31,193
You killed my father.

1118
01:26:32,114 --> 01:26:33,946
Prepare to die.

1119
01:26:39,996 --> 01:26:41,532
Hello.

1120
01:26:41,623 --> 01:26:44,081
My name is Inigo Montoya.

1121
01:26:44,167 --> 01:26:46,250
You killed my father.

1122
01:26:46,336 --> 01:26:48,123
Prepare to die.

1123
01:26:52,050 --> 01:26:54,918
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya.

1124
01:26:55,011 --> 01:26:57,503
You killed my father. Prepare to die.

1125
01:26:57,597 --> 01:26:59,634
Stop saying that!

1126
01:27:02,686 --> 01:27:03,517
Aaah!

1127
01:27:03,603 --> 01:27:06,311
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya!

1128
01:27:06,398 --> 01:27:09,015
You killed my father! Prepare to die!

1129
01:27:09,109 --> 01:27:10,600
- No!
- Offer me money.

1130
01:27:10,694 --> 01:27:13,482
- Yes.
- Power too. Promise me that.

1131
01:27:14,072 --> 01:27:16,530
All that I have and more. Please.

1132
01:27:16,616 --> 01:27:19,404
Offer me everything I ask for.

1133
01:27:19,494 --> 01:27:21,486
Anything you want.

1134
01:27:23,749 --> 01:27:26,537
I want my father back, you son of a bitch.

1135
01:27:41,558 --> 01:27:44,050
Oh, Westley, will you ever forgive me?

1136
01:27:44,144 --> 01:27:46,306
What hideous sin have you committed lately?

1137
01:27:46,396 --> 01:27:50,106
I got married. I didn't want to.
It all happened so fast.

1138
01:27:50,192 --> 01:27:51,899
- It never happened.
- What?

1139
01:27:51,985 --> 01:27:54,193
- It never happened.
- But it did. I was there.

1140
01:27:54,279 --> 01:27:56,987
- This old man said, "Man and wife."
- Did you say, "I do"?

1141
01:27:58,784 --> 01:28:01,572
Uh, no. We sort of skipped that part.

1142
01:28:01,661 --> 01:28:02,993
Then you're not married.

1143
01:28:03,705 --> 01:28:05,913
If you didn't say it, you didn't do it.

1144
01:28:07,292 --> 01:28:09,784
Wouldn't you agree, Your Highness?

1145
01:28:10,378 --> 01:28:13,371
A technicality
that will shortly be remedied.

1146
01:28:14,925 --> 01:28:16,757
But first things first.

1147
01:28:19,513 --> 01:28:21,550
- To the death.
- No!

1148
01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:23,131
To the pain.

1149
01:28:25,185 --> 01:28:27,302
I don't think I'm quite familiar
with that phrase.

1150
01:28:27,395 --> 01:28:28,395
I'll explain.

1151
01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:31,518
And I'll use small words,
so that you'll be sure to understand,

1152
01:28:31,608 --> 01:28:34,396
you warthog-faced buffoon.

1153
01:28:35,862 --> 01:28:40,948
That may be the first time in my life
a man has dared insult me.

1154
01:28:41,034 --> 01:28:43,367
It won't be the last.

1155
01:28:43,453 --> 01:28:47,197
"To the pain" means the first thing you lose
will be your feet, below the ankles.

1156
01:28:47,290 --> 01:28:49,623
Then your hands at the wrists.

1157
01:28:49,709 --> 01:28:51,200
Next, your nose.

1158
01:28:51,294 --> 01:28:53,035
And then my tongue, I suppose.

1159
01:28:53,129 --> 01:28:58,215
I killed you too quickly the last time,
a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.

1160
01:28:58,301 --> 01:28:59,667
I wasn't finished!

1161
01:28:59,761 --> 01:29:02,629
The next thing you lose will be your left eye,
followed by your right.

1162
01:29:02,722 --> 01:29:05,965
And then my ears.
I understand. Let's get on with it.

1163
01:29:06,059 --> 01:29:09,427
Wrong! Your ears you keep,
and I'll tell you why.

1164
01:29:11,398 --> 01:29:14,607
So that every shriek of every child
at seeing your hideousness

1165
01:29:14,693 --> 01:29:17,310
will be yours to cherish.

1166
01:29:17,404 --> 01:29:19,487
Every babe that weeps at your approach,

1167
01:29:19,573 --> 01:29:22,611
every woman who cries out,
"Dear God, what is that thing?"

1168
01:29:22,701 --> 01:29:25,489
will echo in your perfect ears.

1169
01:29:26,329 --> 01:29:28,412
That is what "to the pain" means.

1170
01:29:28,498 --> 01:29:30,990
It means I leave you in anguish,

1171
01:29:31,084 --> 01:29:34,077
wallowing in freakish misery forever.

1172
01:29:36,798 --> 01:29:38,334
I think you're bluffing.

1173
01:29:38,425 --> 01:29:40,462
It's possible, pig.

1174
01:29:40,552 --> 01:29:42,544
I might be bluffing.

1175
01:29:42,637 --> 01:29:45,505
It's conceivable,
you miserable, vomitous mass,

1176
01:29:45,599 --> 01:29:49,138
that I'm only lying here
because I lack the strength to stand.

1177
01:29:49,895 --> 01:29:51,386
Then again...

1178
01:29:52,898 --> 01:29:54,981
perhaps I have the strength after all.

1179
01:30:11,333 --> 01:30:14,667
Drop... your... sword.

1180
01:30:19,424 --> 01:30:20,424
Have a seat.

1181
01:30:24,930 --> 01:30:26,421
Tie him up.

1182
01:30:27,474 --> 01:30:29,841
Make it as tight as you like.

1183
01:30:29,935 --> 01:30:32,018
Oh!

1184
01:30:33,188 --> 01:30:35,726
Where's Fezzik?

1185
01:30:35,815 --> 01:30:38,307
- I thought he was with you.
- No.

1186
01:30:38,401 --> 01:30:40,108
In that case...

1187
01:30:40,195 --> 01:30:41,276
Help him.

1188
01:30:41,363 --> 01:30:44,982
- Why does Westley need helping?
- Because he has no strength.

1189
01:30:45,075 --> 01:30:47,692
I knew it. I knew you were bluffing.
I knew he was bluffing.

1190
01:30:47,786 --> 01:30:50,449
- Shall I dispatch him for you?
- Thank you, but no.

1191
01:30:50,538 --> 01:30:53,952
Whatever happens to us, I want him
to live a long life alone with his cowardice.

1192
01:30:54,876 --> 01:30:59,041
Inigo! Inigo, where are you?

1193
01:31:00,507 --> 01:31:02,624
Oh, there you are.

1194
01:31:02,717 --> 01:31:05,380
Inigo, I saw the prince's stables,

1195
01:31:05,470 --> 01:31:08,383
and there they were... four white horses.

1196
01:31:08,473 --> 01:31:13,184
And I thought, there are four of us,
if we ever find the lady.

1197
01:31:13,269 --> 01:31:15,636
Hello, lady.

1198
01:31:16,189 --> 01:31:19,057
So I took them with me,
in case we ever bumped into each other.

1199
01:31:20,026 --> 01:31:21,562
I guess we just did.

1200
01:31:21,653 --> 01:31:24,771
Fezzik, you did something right.

1201
01:31:24,864 --> 01:31:27,902
Don't worry. I won't let it go to my head.

1202
01:31:47,303 --> 01:31:50,387
You know, it's very strange.

1203
01:31:51,474 --> 01:31:53,716
I have been in the revenge business so long,

1204
01:31:54,436 --> 01:31:56,348
now that it's over,

1205
01:31:56,438 --> 01:31:58,771
I don't know what to do
with the rest of my life.

1206
01:32:00,358 --> 01:32:02,065
Have you ever considered piracy?

1207
01:32:02,610 --> 01:32:04,351
You'd make a wonderful
Dread Pirate Roberts.

1208
01:32:17,083 --> 01:32:18,995
"They rode to freedom.

1209
01:32:19,085 --> 01:32:22,874
And as dawn arose,
Westley and Buttercup knew they were safe.

1210
01:32:23,465 --> 01:32:26,003
A wave of love swept over them.

1211
01:32:26,092 --> 01:32:28,379
And as they reached for each other..."

1212
01:32:31,139 --> 01:32:32,425
What? What?

1213
01:32:32,515 --> 01:32:34,973
No, it's kissing again.
You don't want to hear that.

1214
01:32:35,727 --> 01:32:38,561
Well, I don't mind so much.

1215
01:32:40,356 --> 01:32:41,847
Okay.

1216
01:32:43,318 --> 01:32:47,107
"Since the invention of the kiss,
there have been five kisses

1217
01:32:47,197 --> 01:32:50,190
that were rated
the most passionate, the most pure.

1218
01:32:50,867 --> 01:32:53,280
This one left them all behind.

1219
01:32:57,749 --> 01:32:59,240
The end."

1220
01:33:02,295 --> 01:33:04,753
Now I think you ought to go to sleep.

1221
01:33:05,507 --> 01:33:06,418
Okay.

1222
01:33:06,508 --> 01:33:07,715
Okay.

1223
01:33:09,302 --> 01:33:10,302
Okay.

1224
01:33:11,554 --> 01:33:13,420
Okay.

1225
01:33:15,558 --> 01:33:16,969
Okay.

1226
01:33:18,019 --> 01:33:20,102
All right.

1227
01:33:22,315 --> 01:33:23,681
So long.

1228
01:33:25,318 --> 01:33:26,900
Grandpa?

1229
01:33:30,323 --> 01:33:34,317
Maybe you could come over
and read it again to me tomorrow.

1230
01:33:36,246 --> 01:33:38,329
As you wish.