1 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:19,020 Did you know there are more people with genius IQ's living in China 2 00:00:19,103 --> 00:00:21,147 than there are people of any kind living in the United States? 3 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:23,024 - That can't possibly be true. - It is. 4 00:00:23,107 --> 00:00:24,150 What would account for that? 5 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:27,236 Well, first, an awful lot of people live in China, but here's my question. 6 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,447 How do you distinguish yourself in a population of people 7 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,365 who all got 1600 on their SATs? 8 00:00:31,449 --> 00:00:33,242 - I didn't know they take SATs in China. - They don't. 9 00:00:33,326 --> 00:00:35,453 I wasn't talking about China any more, I was talking about me. 10 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,996 You got a 1600? 11 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:38,915 Yes. I could sing in an a cappella group, but I can't sing. 12 00:00:38,998 --> 00:00:40,208 Does that mean you actually got nothing wrong? 13 00:00:40,291 --> 00:00:42,585 I could row crew or invent a $25 PC. 14 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:43,920 Or you could get into a final club. 15 00:00:44,003 --> 00:00:45,338 Or I get into a final club. 16 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:46,839 You know, from a woman's perspective, 17 00:00:46,923 --> 00:00:48,799 sometimes not singing in an a cappella group is a good thing. 18 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:49,926 This is serious. 19 00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:51,469 On the other hand, I do like guys who row crew. 20 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,429 Well, I can't do that. 21 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,097 I was kidding. 22 00:00:55,181 --> 00:00:56,349 And, yes, I got nothing wrong on the test. 23 00:00:56,432 --> 00:00:58,226 - Have you ever tried? - I'm trying right now. 24 00:00:58,309 --> 00:01:00,144 - To row crew? - To get into a final club. 25 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:02,480 To row crew? No. Are you, like, whatever, delusional? 26 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,523 Maybe it's just sometimes you say two things at once. 27 00:01:04,607 --> 00:01:06,150 I'm not sure which one I'm supposed to be aiming at. 28 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,152 But you've seen guys who row crew, right? 29 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:09,278 No. 30 00:01:09,362 --> 00:01:11,447 Okay, well, they're bigger than me. They're world- class athletes. 31 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:12,990 And a second ago, you said you like guys who row crew 32 00:01:13,074 --> 00:01:14,116 so I assumed you had met one. 33 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:18,204 I guess I just meant I like the idea of it. You know, the way a girl likes cowboys. 34 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:19,789 Okay. 35 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:21,332 Should we get something to eat? 36 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,209 Would you like to talk about something else? 37 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:26,712 No. It's just since the beginning of the conversation about finals club, 38 00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:28,673 I think I may have missed a birthday. 39 00:01:29,465 --> 00:01:32,635 There are really more people in China with genius IQ's than the entire population... 40 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:36,055 The Phoenix is the most diverse. The Fly Club... Roosevelt punched the Pore. 41 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:37,223 Which one? 42 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:38,808 The Porcellian, the Pore. It's the best of the best. 43 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:40,643 - Which Roosevelt? - Theodore. 44 00:01:42,061 --> 00:01:44,063 Is it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls 45 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:45,606 who want to party with the next Fed chairman? 46 00:01:45,690 --> 00:01:48,401 So you can see why it's so important to get in. 47 00:01:48,484 --> 00:01:50,027 Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into? 48 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:55,408 - Why would you ask me that? - I was just asking. 49 00:01:55,491 --> 00:01:57,660 None of them. That's the point. 50 00:01:57,743 --> 00:02:00,663 My friend Eduardo made $300,000 betting oil futures one summer 51 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:02,081 and Eduardo won't come close to getting in. 52 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:04,125 The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here. 53 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:07,461 Must be nice. He made $300,000 in a summer? 54 00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:09,880 - He likes meteorology. - You said it was oil futures. 55 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:12,174 You can read the weather, you can predict the price of heating oil. 56 00:02:12,258 --> 00:02:13,342 I think you asked me that 57 00:02:13,426 --> 00:02:15,219 because you think the final club that's easiest to get into 58 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:16,554 is the one where I'll have the best chance. 59 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,973 I... What? 60 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:20,599 You asked me which one was the easiest to get into 61 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:23,185 because you think that that's the one where I'll have the best chance. 62 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:25,771 The one that's the easiest to get into would be the one 63 00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:27,023 where anybody has the best chance. 64 00:02:27,106 --> 00:02:28,691 You didn't ask me which one was the best one, 65 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:30,234 you asked me which one was the easiest one. 66 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:33,904 I was honestly just asking, okay? I was just asking to ask. 67 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:36,365 - Mark, I'm not speaking in code. - Erica. 68 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,784 You're obsessed with finals clubs. 69 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:41,245 You have finals clubs OCD and you need to see someone about it 70 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:42,997 who will prescribe you some sort of medication. 71 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,583 You don't care if the side effects may include blindness. 72 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:48,377 Final clubs. Not "finals clubs." 73 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,173 And there's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated. 74 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:55,092 Yes. There is. 75 00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:56,844 Well, you do. That was cryptic, so you do speak in code. 76 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,179 I didn't mean to be cryptic. 77 00:02:58,262 --> 00:03:00,014 I'm just saying I need to do something substantial 78 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:01,932 in order to get the attention of the clubs. 79 00:03:02,016 --> 00:03:03,768 - Why? - Because they're exclusive. 80 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,270 And fun, and they lead to a better life. 81 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:07,938 Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president 82 00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:09,940 because he was a member of the Phoenix Club. 83 00:03:10,066 --> 00:03:12,276 He was a member of the Porcellian, and yes, he did. 84 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:15,738 Well, why don't you just concentrate on being the best you you can be? 85 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:17,365 Did you really just say that? 86 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:18,949 I was kidding. 87 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,701 Just because something's trite doesn't make it less true. 88 00:03:20,785 --> 00:03:21,869 I wanna try to be straightforward with you 89 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:24,205 and tell you I think you might want to be a little more supportive. 90 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:27,875 If I get in, I will be taking you to the events and the gatherings, 91 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:31,128 and you'll be meeting a lot of people you wouldn't normally get to meet. 92 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:33,714 You would do that for me? 93 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:35,758 We're dating. 94 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:37,218 Okay. 95 00:03:38,928 --> 00:03:40,471 Well, I wanna try and be straightforward with you 96 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:42,390 and let you know that we're not any more. 97 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:44,975 - What do you mean? - We're not dating any more. I'm sorry. 98 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:47,144 - Is this a joke? - No, it's not. 99 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:48,229 You're breaking up with me? 100 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:49,563 You're gonna introduce me to people 101 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:51,315 I wouldn't normally have the chance to meet? 102 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,234 What the... What is that supposed to mean? 103 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:54,568 - Wait, settle down. - What is it supposed to mean? 104 00:03:54,652 --> 00:03:56,487 Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now 105 00:03:56,612 --> 00:03:58,322 is 'cause you used to sleep with the door guy. 106 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:03,077 "The door guy"? His name is Bobby. I have not slept with the door guy. 107 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:07,581 The door guy is a friend of mine, and he's a perfectly good class of people. 108 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:10,167 And what part of Long Island are you from, Wimbledon? 109 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:12,503 - Wait. Wait, wait. - I'm going back to my dorm. 110 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:13,921 - Is this real? - Yes. 111 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,006 - Then wait, I apologise, okay? - I have to go study. 112 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:17,425 - Erica? - Yes? 113 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:19,760 - I'm sorry, I mean it. - I appreciate that, but I have to go study. 114 00:04:19,844 --> 00:04:22,096 Come on, you don't have to study. Let's just talk. 115 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,431 - I can't. - Why? 116 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:26,434 Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like dating a StairMaster. 117 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:28,686 All I meant is that you're not likely to... Currently... 118 00:04:28,811 --> 00:04:29,937 I wasn't making a comment on your appearance. 119 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:32,189 I was saying that you go to BU. I was stating a fact, that's all, 120 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:33,357 and if it seemed rude, then I apologise. 121 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:34,775 - I have to go study. - You don't have to study. 122 00:04:34,859 --> 00:04:36,193 Why do you keep saying I don't have to study? 123 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:38,112 'Cause you go to BU. 124 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:41,657 Do you want to get some food? 125 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:45,202 I am sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education. 126 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:47,204 And I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat, so we're even. 127 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:50,040 - I think we should just be friends. - I don't want friends. 128 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:51,208 I was just being polite. 129 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:52,460 I have no intention of being friends with you. 130 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:54,628 I'm under some pressure right now from my OS class 131 00:04:54,712 --> 00:04:57,298 and if we could just order some food, I think we should... 132 00:04:57,673 --> 00:05:02,052 Okay, you are probably going to be a very successful computer person. 133 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,139 But you're gonna go through life thinking that girls don't like you 134 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:06,891 because you're a nerd. 135 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,561 And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won't be true. 136 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:14,690 It'll be because you're an asshole. 137 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:18,791 Erica Albright's a bitch. 138 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:21,418 Do you think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht, 139 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:24,755 or do you think it's because all BU girls are bitches? 140 00:08:29,093 --> 00:08:31,136 For the record, she may look like a 34C, 141 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,889 but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret. 142 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:37,935 She's a 34B, as in barely anything there. False advertising. 143 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:43,899 The truth is, she has a nice face. 144 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,276 I need to do something to take my mind off her. 145 00:08:46,402 --> 00:08:48,946 Easy enough, except I need an idea. 146 00:08:55,119 --> 00:08:57,246 I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie. 147 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:59,248 So what if it's not even 10:00 p.m. and it's a Tuesday night? 148 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:00,374 Billy. 149 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:02,209 The Kirkland Facebook is open on my desktop, 150 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:04,962 and some of these people have pretty horrendous Facebook pics. 151 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:08,632 Billy Olson's sitting here and had the idea of putting some of the pictures 152 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:11,969 next to pictures of farm animals and have people vote on who's hotter. 153 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:13,637 Good call, Mr Olson. 154 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:23,063 Yeah, it's on. I'm not gonna do the farm animals, 155 00:09:23,147 --> 00:09:24,940 but I like the idea of comparing two people together. 156 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,525 It gives the whole thing a very "Turing" feel 157 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,569 since people's ratings of the pictures will be more implicit 158 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:31,196 than, say, choosing a number to represent each person's hotness, 159 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,990 like they do on hotornot.com. 160 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:35,617 The first thing we're going to need is a lot of pictures. 161 00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:37,911 Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep a public centralised Facebook, 162 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,037 so I'm going to have to get all the images 163 00:09:39,163 --> 00:09:40,789 from the individual houses that people are in. 164 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:43,625 Let the hacking begin. 165 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:00,684 First up is Kirkland. 166 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:03,771 They keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration. 167 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:08,400 So a little Wget magic is all that's necessary to download the entire Kirkland Facebook. 168 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,526 Kids' stuff. 169 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,045 Next is Eliot. 170 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,255 They're also open, but with no indexes on Apache. 171 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,381 I can run an empty search 172 00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:33,842 and it returns all of the images in the database in a single page. 173 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:37,221 And I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me. 174 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:38,931 Excellent. Moving right along. 175 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,475 Excuse me! Everybody! 176 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,978 You are at one of the oldest, one of the most exclusive clubs, 177 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:47,856 not just at Harvard, but in the world. 178 00:10:48,232 --> 00:10:49,233 And I want to welcome you all 179 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:52,736 to Phoenix Club's first party of the fall semester! 180 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:02,538 Lowell has some security. They require a user name/password combo, 181 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:05,791 and I'm gonna go ahead and say they don't have access to the main FAS user database, 182 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:07,084 so they have no way of detecting an intrusion. 183 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:12,005 Adams has no security, but limits the number of results to 20 a page. 184 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:15,175 All I need to do is break out the same script I used on Lowell and we're set. 185 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,762 Quincy has no online Facebook. What a sham. 186 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,138 Nothing I can do about that. 187 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:22,641 Dunster is intense. 188 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,435 Not only is there no public directory, but there's no directory at all. 189 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,562 You have to do searches, 190 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:29,231 and if your search returns more than 20 matches, nothing gets returned. 191 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,567 And once you do get results, they don't link directly to the images. 192 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:34,236 They link to a PHP that redirects or something. Weird. 193 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,779 This may be difficult. I'll come back later. 194 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,656 - Hey, Shark Week's on. - What? 195 00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:40,409 - Great white, beautiful fish. - Nice. 196 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,160 Leverett is a little better. They still make you search, 197 00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:45,372 but you can do an empty search and get links to pages with every student's picture. 198 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,125 It's slightly obnoxious that they only let you view one picture at a time, 199 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,086 and there's no way I'm going to go to 500 pages to download pics one at a time. 200 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:54,548 So it's definitely necessary to break out Emacs and modify that Perl script. 201 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,685 Here you go. 202 00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:12,983 Done. 203 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,152 Hey, what's going on? 204 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,906 Perfect timing. Eduardo's here and he's going to have the key ingredient. 205 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:20,616 - Hey, Mark. - Wardo. 206 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,701 You and Erica split up. 207 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:23,869 How did you know that? 208 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,495 It's on your blog. 209 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,123 - Yeah. - Are you all right? 210 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:30,542 - I need you. - I'm here for you. 211 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,669 No, I need the algorithm you use to rank chess players. 212 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,005 - Are you okay? - We're ranking girls. 213 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,384 - You mean other students. - Yeah. 214 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,178 You think this is such a good idea? 215 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,763 - I need the algorithm. - Mark... 216 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,681 I need the algorithm. 217 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,352 Give each girl a base rating of 1400. 218 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:52,898 At any given time Girl A has a rating R- a and Girl B has a rating R- b. 219 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:55,734 When any two girls are matched up, there's an expectation of which will win 220 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:56,944 based on their current rating, right? 221 00:12:57,027 --> 00:13:00,530 Yeah. And those expectations are expressed this way. 222 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,032 Let's write it. 223 00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,632 One on the left. 224 00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:20,425 The right. 225 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:21,927 Yeah, still the right. 226 00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:23,845 - It works. - Who should we send it to first? 227 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:24,972 - Dwyer. - Neal 228 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:28,141 - Who are you gonna send it to? - Just a couple of people. 229 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,393 The question is, 230 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,062 who are they gonna send it to? 231 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,467 Hey, guys, check this out. 232 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:06,638 Someone go to the left. Dude, do left. 233 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,266 Look at these girls. Right or left? 234 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,601 - Left is hot. - Left? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 235 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,396 Right or left? 236 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,273 That's my roommate. 237 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,275 - Oh, my God. - The girl on the left. 238 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,361 This is pathetic. 239 00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:22,487 Right. 240 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:23,780 Left. 241 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,449 - Left. - Left? 242 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,868 Oh, shit. 243 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,037 Albright. 244 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:32,497 He blogged about you. 245 00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:34,875 You don't wanna read it. 246 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,005 Left. 247 00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:41,590 Left. 248 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:42,883 Erica. 249 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,218 Is this yours? 250 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,762 I stole it from a tranny. 251 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,889 Get the hell out of here! 252 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,558 - Left. - One on the right. 253 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,143 Left. 254 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:02,319 Man, that's an awful lot of traffic. 255 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,740 You think maybe we shouldn't shut it down before we get into trouble? 256 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,792 Hello? 257 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,921 Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? 258 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:22,881 At 4:00 in the morning? 259 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:26,093 Well, there's a very unusual amount of traffic to the switch at Kirkland. 260 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,637 You're saying it's unusual for 4:00 in the morning? 261 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,807 No, this'd be unusual for halftime at the Super Bowl. 262 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:33,850 All right. 263 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,146 I gotta go in. 264 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,273 What's going on? 265 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,984 Harvard's network is about to crash. 266 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,283 You don't think... 267 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,578 I do. 268 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,498 Go see if it's everybody's. 269 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,421 I can't connect. 270 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,383 The network's down. 271 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:09,136 Unless it's a coincidence, I think this is us. 272 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:10,679 It's not a coincidence. 273 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,639 Holy shit. 274 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,478 So you were called in front of the Ad Board. 275 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,230 That's not what happened. 276 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,940 You weren't called in front of the Administrative Board? 277 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:25,777 No, back. I mean back at the bar with Erica Albright. She said all that? 278 00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,487 - Mark... - That I said that stuff to her? 279 00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:29,239 I was reading from the transcript of her deposition. 280 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,991 Yeah, why would you even need to depose her? 281 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,742 That's really for us to decide. 282 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:36,371 You think if I know she can make me look like a jerk, I'll be more likely to settle. 283 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:37,873 Why don't we stretch our legs for a minute? 284 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,708 Can we do that? It's been almost three hours. 285 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:43,461 And frankly, you did spend an awful lot of time embarrassing Mr Zuckerberg 286 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,380 with the girl's testimony from the bar. 287 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,090 I'm not embarrassed, she just made a lot of that up. 288 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,258 She was under oath. 289 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,719 Then I guess that would be the first time somebody's lied under oath. 290 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:04,524 The site got 2,200 hits within two hours? 291 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:05,984 Thousand. 292 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,235 What? 293 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,197 Twenty- two thousand. 294 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,617 Wow. 295 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,886 These guys are just freakin' fast. 296 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:41,019 Is there any way to make this a fair fight? 297 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,854 Jump out and swim. 298 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,482 I think we'd have to jump out and drown. 299 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,610 Well, you could row forward and I could row backward. 300 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,947 We're genetically identical. Science says we'd stay in one place. 301 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,114 Just row the damn boat. 302 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,958 - You guys hear about this? - What? 303 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,670 Two nights ago, a sophomore choked the network from a laptop at Kirkland. 304 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,255 - Really? - At 4:00 a.m. 305 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:09,839 How? 306 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,968 He set up a website where you vote on the hotness of female undergrads. 307 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:14,886 What were we doing that none of us heard about this? 308 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,012 I don't know. 309 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,640 A three- hour low- rate technical row before breakfast. 310 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,183 Full course load. Studying. 311 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,560 Another three hours in the tank and then studying. 312 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:23,853 I'm not sure how we missed it. 313 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,563 How much activity was there on this thing? 314 00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:27,440 Twenty- two thousand page requests. 315 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,359 Twenty- two thousand? 316 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,903 Cam, this guy hacked the Facebook of seven houses. 317 00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,656 He set up the whole website in one night, and he did it while he was drunk. 318 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:35,907 Twenty- two thousand? 319 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:39,411 - Well, how do you know he was drunk? - He was blogging simultaneously. 320 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:43,164 - You know what I think? - Way ahead of you. 321 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,916 This is our guy. 322 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,918 Cameron Winklevoss. 323 00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:50,213 W-I-N-K-L-E-V-O-S-S. 324 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,589 "Cameron" spelled the usual way. 325 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:53,258 Tyler Winklevoss. 326 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:56,678 Tyler spelled the usual way, and my last name is the same as my brother's. 327 00:18:56,845 --> 00:19:00,473 Mr Zuckerberg, this is an Administrative Board hearing. 328 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,768 You're being accused of intentionally breaching security, 329 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,270 violating copyrights, 330 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:10,650 violating individual privacy by creating the website www.facemash.com. 331 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:13,528 You're also charged with being in violation of university policy, 332 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,822 on distribution of digitised images. 333 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,950 Before we begin with our questioning, you're allowed to make a statement. 334 00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:20,243 Would you like to do so? 335 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,287 I.- 336 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:28,001 You know, I've already apologised in The Crimson to the ABHW, 337 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,669 to Fuerza Latina, 338 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:32,088 and to any women at Harvard who may have been insulted, 339 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,424 as I take it that they were. 340 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,385 As for any charges stemming from the breach of security, 341 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:40,347 I believe I deserve some recognition from this board. 342 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,476 - I'm sorry? - Yes. 343 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,561 I don't understand. 344 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:47,687 Which part? 345 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,856 You deserve recognition? 346 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,068 I believe I've pointed out some pretty gaping holes in your system. 347 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,153 - Excuse me, may I? - Yes. 348 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,655 Mr Zuckerberg, 349 00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:00,950 I'm in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard network, 350 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,453 and I can assure you of its sophistication. 351 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:07,123 In fact, it was that level of sophistication that led us to you in less than four hours. 352 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,833 - Four hours? - Yes, sir. 353 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:09,959 That would be impressive, 354 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,378 except if you had known what you were looking for, 355 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,254 you would have seen it written on my dorm room window. 356 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,011 So? 357 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,430 Six months academic probation. 358 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,766 Wow. Well, they had to make an example out of you. 359 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,434 They had my blog. 360 00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,311 I shouldn't have written that thing about the farm animals. 361 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,687 That was stupid. 362 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:32,857 But I was kidding, for God's sakes. Doesn't anybody have a sense of humour? 363 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,360 - I tried to stop you. - I know. 364 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:38,988 How do you do this thing where you manage to get all girls to hate us? 365 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,990 - And why do I let you? - I know. 366 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,576 - You can't do that. - Wardo, I said I know. 367 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,745 Okay, let's look at a sample problem. 368 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:49,207 Suppose we're given a computer with a 16- bit virtual address 369 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,584 and a page size of 256 bytes. 370 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:56,881 The system uses one- level page tables that start at address hex 400. 371 00:20:57,424 --> 00:21:00,593 Maybe you want DMA on your 16-bit system. Who knows? 372 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:04,097 The first few pages are reserved for hardware flags, etc. 373 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:07,308 Assume page- table entries have eight status bits. 374 00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:10,228 The eight status bits would then be... 375 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:11,604 Anybody? 376 00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:15,316 And I see we have our first surrender. 377 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,693 Don't worry, Mr Zuckerberg. 378 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,987 Brighter men than you have tried and failed this class. 379 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:23,867 One valid bit, one modified bit, one reference bit and five permission bits. 380 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:27,203 That is correct. 381 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,165 Does everybody see how he got there? 382 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,005 Mark? 383 00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:40,049 - You Mark Zuckerberg? - Yeah. 384 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:42,343 - Cameron Winklevoss. - Hi. 385 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:43,470 Tyler Winklevoss. 386 00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:44,929 Are you guys related? 387 00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:46,514 - That's good. - Funny. 388 00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:48,057 We never heard that before. 389 00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:50,435 So, what can I do for you? Did I insult your girlfriends? 390 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,604 No. You didn't. Actually, I don't know. 391 00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:54,397 - Yeah, we never asked. - We should do that. 392 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:55,523 No. 393 00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:57,567 We have an idea we want to talk to you about. 394 00:21:58,902 --> 00:21:59,944 You got a minute? 395 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:03,072 You guys look like you spend some time at the gym. 396 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,699 - We have to. - Why? 397 00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:06,201 We row crew. 398 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,120 - Yeah, I've got a minute. - Great. 399 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,127 - So, you ever been inside the Porcellian? - No. 400 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:17,837 You understand we can't take you past the bike room, 401 00:22:17,921 --> 00:22:19,005 because you're not a member. 402 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,507 I've heard. 403 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:26,262 - You want a sandwich or something? - Okay. 404 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:28,014 - Mark, right? - Yeah. 405 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:30,099 - Mark, this is Divya Narendra, our partner. - Hi. 406 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,018 We were really impressed with Facemash. 407 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:34,687 When we checked you out, you also built CourseMatch. 408 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:35,813 I don't know CourseMatch. 409 00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:38,316 You go online and see what courses your friends are taking. 410 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:40,026 It's really smart, man. 411 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,279 - Mark. - Yeah. 412 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:45,156 We were talking about CourseMatch. 413 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:48,201 It was kind of a no-brainer. 414 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,245 But you invented something in high school, too, right? 415 00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:53,748 An app for an MP3 player that recognises your taste in music. 416 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:55,792 Anybody try to buy it? 417 00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:57,460 Microsoft. 418 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,629 Wow. How much? 419 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,798 Didn't sell it. Uploaded it for free. 420 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,550 - For free? - Yeah. 421 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:04,842 Why? 422 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,264 Okay, well, we have something that we've been working on for a while 423 00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:10,431 and we think it's great. 424 00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:11,766 It's called the Harvard Connection. 425 00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:15,270 You create your own page. Interests, bio, friends, pics. 426 00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:17,647 And then people can go online, see your bio, request to be your... 427 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:20,149 Yeah, how is that different from MySpace or Friendster? 428 00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:25,154 Harvard. ed... 429 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,657 Harvard.edu is the most prestigious e-mail address in the country, man. 430 00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:30,076 I mean, the whole site's kind of based on the idea that girls... 431 00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:32,078 Not to put anything indelicately, but... 432 00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:33,913 Girls wanna go with guys who go to Harvard. 433 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:36,291 Divya and my brother don't have trouble putting things indelicately. 434 00:23:36,374 --> 00:23:39,877 The main difference between what we're talking about and MySpace or Friendster, 435 00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:41,379 or any of those other social networking sites is... 436 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:44,215 ls exclusivity. Right? 437 00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:46,092 - Right. - Yeah. 438 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,635 We'd love for you to work with us, Mark. 439 00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:49,429 I mean, we need a gifted programmer who's creative. 440 00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:51,139 And we know that you've been taking it in the shins. 441 00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:54,142 Women's groups are ready to declare a fatwa. 442 00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:56,686 But, you know, this could help rehabilitate your image. 443 00:23:57,395 --> 00:23:59,689 Wow. You would do that for me? 444 00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:03,359 We'd like to work with you. 445 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:06,529 Our first programmer graduated and went to work for Google. 446 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:09,198 Our second programmer just got overwhelmed with schoolwork. 447 00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:12,493 We would need you to build the site and write the code, and we'll provide all the... 448 00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:13,870 I'm in. 449 00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:16,539 What? 450 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:18,541 I'm in. 451 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,043 Awesome. 452 00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:21,711 That's what you said? 453 00:24:22,545 --> 00:24:25,089 It was three or four years ago. I don't know what I said. 454 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:26,507 When did you come to Eduardo? 455 00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:28,593 I don't understand that question. 456 00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:30,345 Do you remember answering in the affirmative? 457 00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:32,180 The affirmative? 458 00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:34,223 When did you come to Eduardo with the idea for Facebook? 459 00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:35,933 It was called The Facebook then. 460 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,561 This doesn't need to be that difficult. 461 00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:41,147 I'm currently in the middle of two different lawsuits. 462 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:42,607 Did you answer affirmatively 463 00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:45,151 when Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss and Divya Narendra 464 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:46,819 asked you to build Harvard Connection? 465 00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:48,571 Did you say yes? 466 00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:51,449 I said I'd help. 467 00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:54,535 When did you approach Mr Saverin with the idea for The Facebook? 468 00:24:54,619 --> 00:24:56,120 I wouldn't say I approached him. 469 00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,373 - Sy. - You can answer the question. 470 00:24:58,456 --> 00:25:00,875 At a party at Alpha Epsilon Pi. 471 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:02,335 What's that? 472 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,379 The Jewish fraternity. 473 00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:07,048 It was Caribbean Night. 474 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,151 It's not that guys like me are generally attracted to Asian girls. 475 00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:30,154 It's that Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me. 476 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:32,281 I'm developing an algorithm to define the connection 477 00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:34,283 between Jewish guys and Asian girls. 478 00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:37,370 I don't think it's that complicated. They're hot, they're smart, 479 00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:40,415 they're not Jewish, and they can't dance. 480 00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:41,958 Hey, Mark's here. 481 00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,251 Mark! 482 00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:47,964 Be right back. 483 00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:56,556 I think I've come up with something. 484 00:25:56,639 --> 00:25:58,850 Hang on. I gotta tell you something that you're not gonna believe. 485 00:25:58,975 --> 00:25:59,976 What? 486 00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:02,353 I got punched by the Phoenix. 487 00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:04,647 - Are you kidding? - No. 488 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:07,066 I mean, it's just the first of a four- step process, 489 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:09,944 but they slid the invitation under my door tonight. 490 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:11,904 I go to my first punch party tomorrow. 491 00:26:11,988 --> 00:26:13,156 So... 492 00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:15,658 You got punched by the Phoenix. 493 00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:18,453 Yeah, but, you know, it was probably just a diversity thing. 494 00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:21,038 It was just a diversity thing. Just ride that horse until... 495 00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:22,832 What did you wanna talk to me about? 496 00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:24,375 - Mark? - Yeah. 497 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:25,501 You said you'd come up with something. 498 00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:28,212 Yeah, I think I've come up with something. Come outside and let's talk. 499 00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:29,589 It's 20 degrees outside. 500 00:26:29,672 --> 00:26:31,841 I can't stare at that loop of Niagara Falls, 501 00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:34,010 which has absolutely nothing to do with the Caribbean. 502 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,148 People came to Facemash in a stampede, right? 503 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:48,316 Yeah. 504 00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:49,984 But it wasn't because they saw pictures of hot girls. 505 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:52,278 You can go anywhere on the Internet and see pictures of not girls. 506 00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:53,404 Yeah. 507 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:56,157 It was because they saw pictures of girls that they knew. 508 00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:58,576 People want to go on the Internet and check out their friends, 509 00:26:58,701 --> 00:27:00,119 so why not build a website that offers that? 510 00:27:00,203 --> 00:27:03,331 Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can visit. 511 00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:05,208 Browse around. Maybe it's someone you just met at a party. 512 00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:07,418 But I'm not talking about a dating site. 513 00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:12,924 I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online. 514 00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:15,593 - I can't feel my legs. - I know. 515 00:27:15,718 --> 00:27:17,220 I'm totally psyched about this, too. But, Wardo? 516 00:27:17,345 --> 00:27:18,387 Yeah? 517 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,556 "It would be exclusive." 518 00:27:21,057 --> 00:27:23,643 You would have to know the people on the site to get past your own page. 519 00:27:23,726 --> 00:27:25,603 Like getting punched. 520 00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:27,605 Now, that's good. 521 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:29,857 Wardo, it's like a final club, except we're the president. 522 00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:33,110 I told him I thought it sounded great. 523 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:35,238 It was a great idea. 524 00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:36,364 There was nothing to hack. 525 00:27:36,447 --> 00:27:39,492 People were gonna provide their own pictures, their own information. 526 00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:44,372 And people had the ability to invite, or not invite, their friends to join. 527 00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:48,501 See, in a world where social structure was everything, 528 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,419 that was the thing. 529 00:27:50,962 --> 00:27:52,296 It was a big project, 530 00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:55,550 and he was going to have to write tens of thousands of lines of code, 531 00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:58,261 so I wondered why he was coming to me and not his roommates, 532 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:01,013 Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes. They were programmers. 533 00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:04,475 We're gonna need a little start- up cash to rent the servers and get it online. 534 00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:06,686 So that was why. 535 00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:08,396 - Did he offer terms? - Yes. 536 00:28:08,479 --> 00:28:10,439 We'll split it, 70/30. 537 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:13,067 70 for me, 30 for you for putting up the $1,000 538 00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:15,403 and for handling everything on the business end. You're CFO. 539 00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:16,529 And you said? 540 00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:18,239 I said, "Let's do it." 541 00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:20,199 Okay. Did he add anything else? 542 00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:21,659 Yes. 543 00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:27,957 It probably was a diversity thing. 544 00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:30,334 But so what? 545 00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:31,794 Why do you think he said that? 546 00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:34,088 Gretchen, excuse me for interrupting, but whose discovery is this? 547 00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:35,923 Sy, if you'll let me continue with my line of questioning. 548 00:28:36,007 --> 00:28:37,091 What are you suggesting? 549 00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:39,343 That I was jealous of Eduardo for getting punched by the Phoenix 550 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:41,012 and began a plan to screw him out of a company 551 00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:42,805 - I hadn't even invented yet. - Were you? 552 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,140 - Gretchen. - Jealous of Eduardo? 553 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,474 Stop typing. We're off the record. 554 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:46,601 Ma'am, I know you've done your homework, 555 00:28:46,684 --> 00:28:48,269 and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life. 556 00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:50,354 But at the moment, I could buy Mount Auburn Street, 557 00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:53,649 take the Phoenix Club and turn it into my ping- pong room. 558 00:28:57,862 --> 00:28:59,864 I'll let you know how the party is. 559 00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:08,998 We recognise that you're a plaintiff in one suit involving Facebook, 560 00:29:09,165 --> 00:29:10,499 and a witness in another. 561 00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:11,667 Yes, sir. 562 00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:14,754 At any time in the weeks prior to Mark's telling you his idea, 563 00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:17,340 did he mention Tyler Winklevoss, Cameron Winklevoss, 564 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:19,717 Divya Narendra or Harvard Connection? 565 00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:22,470 Yes. He said they'd asked him to work on their site, 566 00:29:22,553 --> 00:29:26,474 but that he looked at what they had and decided it wasn't worth his time. 567 00:29:26,557 --> 00:29:28,142 He said even his most pathetic friends 568 00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:32,104 knew more about getting people interested in a website than these guys. 569 00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:34,106 "These guys," meaning my clients. 570 00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:38,152 Yes. He resented... Mark resented that your clients thought 571 00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:40,655 that he needed to rehabilitate his image after Facemash. 572 00:29:40,738 --> 00:29:42,823 But Mark didn't want to rehabilitate anything. 573 00:29:42,907 --> 00:29:45,701 With Facemash, he'd hacked into the Harvard computers, 574 00:29:45,785 --> 00:29:48,412 he'd thumbed his nose at the Ad Board, he'd gotten a lot of notoriety. 575 00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:51,123 Facemash did exactly what he wanted it to do. 576 00:29:51,207 --> 00:29:53,668 Were you aware that while Mr Zuckerberg was building The Facebook, 577 00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:55,544 he was also communicating with the plaintiffs? 578 00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:57,797 Not at the time, I wasn't. But... 579 00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:02,510 it really didn't have much to do with the Winklevosses' dating site. 580 00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:03,636 How would you know? You weren't even there. 581 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:04,804 Ty. 582 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:08,224 Were you aware that while Mr Zuckerberg was building The Facebook, 583 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:11,769 he was leading the plaintiffs to believe he was building Harvard Connection? 584 00:30:11,894 --> 00:30:13,312 You're offering a conclusion not found in evidence. 585 00:30:13,396 --> 00:30:16,065 We are about to find it in evidence. 586 00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:18,734 From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler Winklevoss. 587 00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:20,653 November 30th, 2003. 588 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:23,739 "I read over all the stuff you sent me re: Harvard Connection. 589 00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:26,492 "And it seems like it shouldn't take too long to implement. 590 00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:31,288 "So we can talk about it after I get all the basic functionality up tomorrow night." 591 00:30:31,414 --> 00:30:35,793 From Mark Zuckerberg to Cameron Winklevoss. December 1st, 2003. 592 00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:39,380 "Sorry I was unreachable tonight. I just got about three of your missed calls. 593 00:30:39,463 --> 00:30:42,299 "I was working on a problem set for my systems class." 594 00:30:42,425 --> 00:30:44,677 From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss. 595 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,929 December 10, 2003. 596 00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:50,182 "This week has been pretty busy thus far with classes and work, 597 00:30:50,266 --> 00:30:53,394 "so I think it's probably best to postpone the meeting." 598 00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:55,604 "I'm also really busy tomorrow." 599 00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:59,066 Okay, anybody else feel like there's something up with this guy? 600 00:30:59,150 --> 00:31:00,192 Tell him okay, 601 00:31:00,276 --> 00:31:03,029 but we do have to make sure that we meet up before we all go off for break. 602 00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:06,365 I know, I know. Yeah, watch out. 603 00:31:37,313 --> 00:31:38,522 Hey, Mark. 604 00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:41,525 I need a dedicated Linux box running Apache with a MySQL back end. 605 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:43,110 It's gonna cost a little more money. 606 00:31:43,194 --> 00:31:45,571 - How much more? - About 200 more. 607 00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:48,157 - Do we need it? - Gotta handle the traffic. 608 00:31:51,494 --> 00:31:53,370 - Do it. - I already did. 609 00:31:57,708 --> 00:31:58,834 Hey, guess what? 610 00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:02,171 I made the second cut. 611 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:03,923 That's good. 612 00:32:04,006 --> 00:32:07,676 You should be proud of that right there. Don't worry if you don't make it any further. 613 00:32:12,515 --> 00:32:13,974 I'll get out of here. 614 00:32:14,058 --> 00:32:16,393 From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss 615 00:32:16,477 --> 00:32:17,520 and Divya Narendra. 616 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,772 December 15th, 2003. 617 00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:22,233 "I have a CS problem set that I'm just getting started with 618 00:32:22,316 --> 00:32:25,986 "and it should be about 15 hours of coding, so I'll be busy tomorrow night." 619 00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:29,406 "I won't really be free to meet until next Wednesday afternoon." 620 00:32:29,490 --> 00:32:31,617 "I have to cancel Wednesday afternoon. 621 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:34,870 "I've basically been in the lab this whole time, and also 622 00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:39,583 :.. won't be able to do Saturday, as I have to meet up with my parents." 623 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:48,134 As the plaque reads, this is John Harvard, founder of Harvard University in 1638. 624 00:32:48,217 --> 00:32:50,553 It's also called the Statue of Three Lies. 625 00:32:51,345 --> 00:32:53,472 What are the three lies? 626 00:32:54,348 --> 00:32:55,432 Mr Dowd. 627 00:32:55,558 --> 00:32:57,643 The three lies. First... 628 00:32:57,810 --> 00:32:58,853 Shit! 629 00:32:58,936 --> 00:33:00,771 - Take your pants off. - I know. 630 00:33:01,939 --> 00:33:03,190 Mr Saverin. 631 00:33:03,274 --> 00:33:06,819 One, Harvard was founded in 1636, not 1638. 632 00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:09,238 Two, Harvard was not founded by John Harvard. 633 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,865 And three, that is not John Harvard. 634 00:33:10,948 --> 00:33:12,283 Who is it? 635 00:33:12,867 --> 00:33:16,495 It's a friend of the sculptor, Daniel Chester. 636 00:33:17,413 --> 00:33:18,539 Keep your jacket on. 637 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:25,963 Thirty-nine days after Mr Zuckerberg's initial meeting with my clients, 638 00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:29,425 and he still hadn't completed work on Harvard Connection. 639 00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:32,303 But on January 11th, 2004, 640 00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:36,265 Mr Zuckerberg registered the domain name The Facebook 641 00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:39,143 via Network Solutions. 642 00:33:40,311 --> 00:33:44,273 To the best of your knowledge, had he even begun work on Harvard Connection? 643 00:33:45,441 --> 00:33:47,484 Not to my knowledge. No. 644 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:53,908 What in the world is this? 645 00:33:55,034 --> 00:33:59,121 "Hey, Cameron, I'm still a little sceptical that we have enough functionality in the site 646 00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:01,790 "to really draw the attention and gain the critical mass necessary 647 00:34:01,999 --> 00:34:04,501 "to get a site like this to run"? 648 00:34:05,044 --> 00:34:06,420 "We'll speak soon"? 649 00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:11,342 This is the first time he mentioned any problem? 650 00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:12,509 Yes, it was. 651 00:34:12,593 --> 00:34:17,097 You sent 36 e-mails to Mr Zuckerberg and received 16 e-mails in return, 652 00:34:17,181 --> 00:34:19,767 and this was the first time he indicated he was not happy. 653 00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:20,893 That's correct. 654 00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:23,646 He had 42 days to study our system and get out ahead. 655 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:25,814 - Do you see any of your code on Facebook? - Sy, could you... 656 00:34:25,898 --> 00:34:27,441 Did I use any of your code? 657 00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:29,360 You stole our whole goddamn idea. 658 00:34:29,443 --> 00:34:31,654 - FeHas. - What? Match.com for Harvard guys? 659 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:32,863 Can I continue with my deposition? 660 00:34:32,947 --> 00:34:36,075 You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. 661 00:34:36,158 --> 00:34:37,785 If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, 662 00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:41,163 you'd have invented Facebook. 663 00:34:41,956 --> 00:34:44,541 I can't wait to stand over your shoulder and watch you write us a cheque. 664 00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:45,918 No shit. 665 00:34:47,670 --> 00:34:49,004 Let's continue. 666 00:34:50,673 --> 00:34:53,133 February 4, 2004. 667 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:57,888 Mark. 668 00:34:58,639 --> 00:34:59,807 Mark. 669 00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:03,769 There is a girl in your art history class. Her name is Stephanie Attis. 670 00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:05,729 Do you happen to know if she has a boyfriend? 671 00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:09,400 Have you ever seen her with anyone? 672 00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:14,697 And, if not, do you happen to know if she's looking to go out with anyone? 673 00:35:14,822 --> 00:35:16,073 Dustin. 674 00:35:17,533 --> 00:35:21,287 People don't walk around with a sign on them that says... 675 00:35:25,416 --> 00:35:26,583 Mark? 676 00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:55,446 We were supposed to meet at 9:00. 677 00:35:55,529 --> 00:35:58,282 - Have you slept yet? - I have to add something. 678 00:35:58,365 --> 00:35:59,533 What? 679 00:36:10,711 --> 00:36:12,671 Shit, that looks good. That looks really good. 680 00:36:12,755 --> 00:36:14,214 It's clean and simple. 681 00:36:14,298 --> 00:36:17,009 No Disneyland, no "live nude girls." But watch. 682 00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:20,137 What'd you write? 683 00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:23,182 "Relationship Status."Interested In." 684 00:36:23,307 --> 00:36:26,185 This is what drives life at college. "Are you having sex or aren't you?" 685 00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:29,563 It's why people take certain classes and sit where they sit and do what they do. 686 00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:33,525 And at its centre, you know, that's what The Facebook is gonna be about. 687 00:36:33,609 --> 00:36:35,819 People are gonna log on because after all the cake and watermelon, 688 00:36:35,903 --> 00:36:36,945 there's a chance they're actually gonna... 689 00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:39,239 - Gonna get laid. - ... meet a girl. Yes. 690 00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:40,866 That is really good. 691 00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:41,992 And that was it. 692 00:36:42,076 --> 00:36:43,744 - What do you mean? - it's ready. 693 00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:45,954 - It's ready? Right now? - Yeah. That was it. 694 00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:48,040 And here's the masthead. 695 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,583 - You made a masthead. - Yeah. 696 00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:53,045 - "Eduardo Saverin, co-founder and CFO." - Yeah. 697 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:55,172 You have no idea what that's gonna mean to my father. 698 00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,590 Sure I do. 699 00:36:59,093 --> 00:37:01,136 So when's it going live? 700 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,139 Right now. Get your laptop out. 701 00:37:04,807 --> 00:37:06,892 What? Why do we need my laptop? 702 00:37:06,975 --> 00:37:10,479 Because you got e-mails for everybody at the Phoenix. 703 00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:18,070 Yeah, I'm not sure if it's gonna be cool with them that I spam their e-mails. 704 00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:20,864 - This is not spam. - No, I know it's not spam. 705 00:37:20,948 --> 00:37:23,283 If we send it to our friends, it's just gonna bounce around Dworkin. 706 00:37:23,367 --> 00:37:24,701 I haven't gotten in yet. 707 00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:27,830 These guys know people. And I need their e-mails. 708 00:37:29,665 --> 00:37:30,874 - Sure. - Good. 709 00:37:32,126 --> 00:37:33,168 Give me the mailing list. 710 00:37:33,252 --> 00:37:35,587 Jabberwock12.listserv@harvard. ed... 711 00:37:35,671 --> 00:37:36,839 These guys. 712 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:37,965 Yeah, they're literary geniuses 713 00:37:38,048 --> 00:37:40,175 because the world's most obvious Lewis Carroll reference is in... 714 00:37:40,259 --> 00:37:41,802 - They're not so bad. - I'm just saying. 715 00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:43,679 Yeah, you're right. 716 00:37:50,561 --> 00:37:52,104 The site's live. 717 00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:55,232 You know, let's go get a drink and celebrate. 718 00:37:56,733 --> 00:37:58,152 I'm buying. 719 00:37:59,570 --> 00:38:00,737 Mark. 720 00:38:03,532 --> 00:38:04,908 Mark, are you praying? 721 00:38:18,338 --> 00:38:20,883 Whatever happened to Cole Porter and Irving Berlin? 722 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:23,051 It's a Valentine's Day theme. They're playing love songs. 723 00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:24,178 Good point. 724 00:38:24,261 --> 00:38:27,181 'Cause Cole Porter and Irving Berlin never wrote any love songs. 725 00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:33,353 Honey, you should put your laptop away. 726 00:38:33,437 --> 00:38:35,397 Seven different people spammed me the same link. 727 00:38:35,481 --> 00:38:37,065 - KC. - What is it? 728 00:38:37,149 --> 00:38:38,192 I don't know. 729 00:38:38,275 --> 00:38:40,027 But I'm really hoping it's Cats That Look Like Hitler, 730 00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:41,820 'cause I can never get enough of that. 731 00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:45,491 No, it's not. 732 00:38:49,036 --> 00:38:50,204 Div! 733 00:38:51,788 --> 00:38:52,956 What? 734 00:38:58,670 --> 00:38:59,713 This isn't mine. 735 00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:01,548 Okay, what is wrong? 736 00:39:04,551 --> 00:39:06,970 It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. 737 00:39:21,193 --> 00:39:22,319 Hey! 738 00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:24,655 Hey! 739 00:39:24,738 --> 00:39:25,906 Not now! 740 00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:27,074 We need 20 minutes! 741 00:39:27,157 --> 00:39:28,534 Okay. 742 00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:32,871 I just wanted to let you know that Zuckerberg stole our website. 743 00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:36,124 Mark Zuckerberg? 744 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,418 He stole our website. 745 00:39:39,253 --> 00:39:40,879 It's been live for more than 36 hours. 746 00:39:46,093 --> 00:39:48,595 Mr Hotchkiss? Ty, lawyer's on the phone with Dad. 747 00:39:48,679 --> 00:39:51,223 Yes, sir, I'm here with my brother Tyler and our business partner Divya. 748 00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:52,349 "Welcome to The Facebook. 749 00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:54,351 "The Facebook is an online directory that connects people 750 00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:55,894 "through different social networks. 751 00:39:55,978 --> 00:39:59,147 "You must have a Harvard.edu address to register." 752 00:39:59,231 --> 00:40:01,692 Yeah, I called earlier. I'm looking for Mark Zuckerberg. 753 00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:03,110 Yes, sir. He's actually quoted a couple times. 754 00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:04,236 I can read it to you. 755 00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:07,531 "'Everyone's been talking a lot about a universal Facebook within Harvard,' he says." 756 00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:08,657 "He" meaning Mark. 757 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,701 "'I think it's kind of silly that it would take the university 758 00:40:10,784 --> 00:40:11,910 "'a couple of years to get around to it. 759 00:40:11,994 --> 00:40:14,538 "'I can do a classier job than they can and I did it in a week."' 760 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:15,831 Tell him Divya Narendra called. 761 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,000 - I know, that's how he talks. - Appreciate it. 762 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,168 "As of yesterday evening, Zuckerberg said, 763 00:40:20,252 --> 00:40:24,006 "over 650 students had registered to use the Facebook.com. 764 00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:27,676 "He said he anticipated that 900 students would have joined the site by this morning." 765 00:40:27,801 --> 00:40:31,013 Yeah, Divya was just reading that 650 students signed up for it on the first day. 766 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:35,350 God, if I was a drug dealer I couldn't give free drugs to 650 people in one day. 767 00:40:35,434 --> 00:40:38,937 And this guy doesn't have three friends to rub together to make a fourth. 768 00:40:39,021 --> 00:40:40,522 All right. Yes, that's what we'll do, Mr Hotchkiss. 769 00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:42,524 We'll put all this together and we'll e-mail it to you. 770 00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:44,359 Well, you won't be able to go on the website yourself. 771 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,529 Because you don't have a Harvard... 772 00:40:47,696 --> 00:40:49,948 You know what, it would just be easier for us to e-mail it to you. 773 00:40:50,032 --> 00:40:51,033 I'm sure you're right. 774 00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:54,036 He's a good guy and he's very bright and I'm sure he didn't mean to do... 775 00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:55,203 Wow. 776 00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:56,705 what he did. 777 00:40:57,623 --> 00:40:59,041 All right, thank you very much. And, Dad... 778 00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:00,709 All right, love you, too. 779 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:03,545 - This is a good guy? - We don't know that he's not a good guy. 780 00:41:03,629 --> 00:41:04,630 We know he stole our idea. 781 00:41:04,713 --> 00:41:06,131 We know he lied to our faces for a month and a half. 782 00:41:06,214 --> 00:41:08,383 - No, he never lied to our faces. - Okay, he never saw our faces. 783 00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:11,887 Fine, he lied to our e-mail accounts and he gave himself a 42- day head start, 784 00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:13,972 because he knows what apparently you don't, 785 00:41:14,056 --> 00:41:15,807 which is that getting there first is everything. 786 00:41:15,891 --> 00:41:16,892 I'm a competitive racer, Div. 787 00:41:17,017 --> 00:41:20,395 I don't think you need to school me in the importance of getting there first. Thank you. 788 00:41:20,729 --> 00:41:22,814 - That was your father's lawyer? - it was his in- house counsel. 789 00:41:22,898 --> 00:41:24,816 He's gonna look at all this and if he thinks it's appropriate 790 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:25,901 he'll send a cease- and- desist letter. 791 00:41:26,026 --> 00:41:27,069 What's that gonna do? 792 00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:28,487 What, do you wanna hire an IP lawyer and sue him? 793 00:41:28,570 --> 00:41:31,740 No, I wanna hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer. 794 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:32,908 - We don't even have to do that. - That's right. 795 00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:36,328 We could do that ourselves. I'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me. 796 00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:37,412 - I'm with this guy. - Well, whatever. 797 00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:39,915 I'm saying, let's calm down until we know what we're talking about. 798 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,084 How much more information are you waiting for? 799 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:45,003 We met with Mark three times, we exchanged 52 e-mails, 800 00:41:45,087 --> 00:41:46,672 we can prove that he looked at the code. 801 00:41:46,755 --> 00:41:49,841 - What is that on the bottom of the page? - it says "A Mark Zuckerberg production." 802 00:41:49,925 --> 00:41:52,177 - On the home page? - On every page. 803 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:54,930 Shit, I need a second to let the classiness waft over me. 804 00:41:55,055 --> 00:41:56,098 Okay, look, we don't know... 805 00:41:56,223 --> 00:41:58,100 Cam, they wrote, "Zuckerberg said he hoped the privacy options 806 00:41:58,225 --> 00:42:00,102 "would help restore his reputation 807 00:42:00,227 --> 00:42:03,188 "following student outrage over facemash.com." 808 00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:06,608 That's exactly what we said to him. He's giving us the finger in The Crimson. 809 00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:09,361 While we're waiting for Dad's lawyer to look this stuff over, 810 00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:11,863 we can at least get something going in the paper so people know... 811 00:42:11,947 --> 00:42:13,448 - What? - ... that this is in dispute. 812 00:42:13,573 --> 00:42:15,617 We're not starting a knife fight in The Crimson. 813 00:42:15,701 --> 00:42:17,119 And we're not suing anybody. 814 00:42:17,244 --> 00:42:18,537 Why not? 815 00:42:19,955 --> 00:42:22,457 I don't understand, I don't understand. Why not? 816 00:42:23,625 --> 00:42:25,460 He's gonna say it's stupid. 817 00:42:25,544 --> 00:42:26,545 What, who, me? 818 00:42:26,628 --> 00:42:28,130 Say it. Why not? 819 00:42:29,548 --> 00:42:31,717 Because we're gentlemen of Harvard. 820 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:36,138 This is Harvard, where you don't plant stories and you don't sue people. 821 00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:39,725 You thought he was gonna be the only one who thought that was stupid? 822 00:42:39,808 --> 00:42:42,477 During the time when you say you had this idea, 823 00:42:43,145 --> 00:42:46,648 did you know Tyler and Cameron came from a family of means? 824 00:42:47,399 --> 00:42:48,817 "A family of means"? 825 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,444 Did you know their father was wealthy? 826 00:42:51,737 --> 00:42:52,988 I'm not sure why you're asking me that. 827 00:42:53,071 --> 00:42:55,323 It's not important you be sure why I'm asking. 828 00:42:55,449 --> 00:42:57,409 - It's not important to you. - Sy. 829 00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:00,328 Did you know that they came from money? 830 00:43:00,454 --> 00:43:02,330 I had no idea whether they came from money or not. 831 00:43:02,456 --> 00:43:04,416 In one of your e-mails to Mr Narendra, 832 00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:07,836 you referenced Howard Winklevoss' consulting firm. 833 00:43:07,961 --> 00:43:09,171 If you say so. 834 00:43:09,296 --> 00:43:13,008 Howard Winklevoss founded a firm whose assets are in the hundreds of millions. 835 00:43:13,133 --> 00:43:15,343 You also knew Tyler and Cameron were members 836 00:43:15,427 --> 00:43:17,763 of a Harvard final club called the Porcellian. 837 00:43:17,846 --> 00:43:19,097 They pointed that out. 838 00:43:19,181 --> 00:43:21,183 - Excuse us for inviting you in. - To the bike room. 839 00:43:21,308 --> 00:43:25,270 Please. So it's safe to say you were aware that my clients had money. 840 00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:27,939 Yes. 841 00:43:28,023 --> 00:43:29,441 Let me tell you why I'm asking. 842 00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:32,944 I'm wondering why, if you needed $1,000 for an Internet venture, 843 00:43:33,028 --> 00:43:34,613 you didn't ask my clients for it. 844 00:43:34,696 --> 00:43:37,199 They had demonstrated an interest to you in that kind of thing. 845 00:43:37,324 --> 00:43:40,368 I went to my friend for the money because that's who I wanted to be partners with. 846 00:43:40,494 --> 00:43:42,954 Eduardo was the president of the Harvard Investors Association, 847 00:43:43,038 --> 00:43:44,998 and he was also my best friend. 848 00:43:45,832 --> 00:43:49,461 Your best friend is suing you for $600 million. 849 00:43:50,003 --> 00:43:52,380 I didn't know that. Tell me more. 850 00:43:52,506 --> 00:43:54,716 Eduardo, what happened after the initial launch? 851 00:43:54,841 --> 00:43:57,052 I'm sorry, Sy, would you mind addressing him as Mr Saverin? 852 00:43:57,177 --> 00:43:58,804 - Gretchen, they're best friends. - Not any more. 853 00:43:58,887 --> 00:44:00,889 Well, we already went through this on the... Never mind. 854 00:44:01,014 --> 00:44:03,642 Mr Saverin, what happened after the initial launch? 855 00:44:03,725 --> 00:44:05,143 It exploded. 856 00:44:05,227 --> 00:44:07,062 Everybody on campus was using it. 857 00:44:07,145 --> 00:44:10,732 "Facebook me" was a common expression after two weeks. 858 00:44:11,191 --> 00:44:12,234 And Mark? 859 00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:16,154 And Mark was the biggest thing on a campus that included 19 Nobel laureates, 860 00:44:16,238 --> 00:44:20,742 15 Pulitzer Prize winners, two future Olympians, and a movie star. 861 00:44:20,909 --> 00:44:22,494 Who was the movie star? 862 00:44:22,577 --> 00:44:24,162 Does it matter? 863 00:44:24,538 --> 00:44:25,580 No. 864 00:44:27,874 --> 00:44:31,628 at Out of Town News and picked up that copy of Popular Electronics magazine 865 00:44:31,753 --> 00:44:33,922 with the MITS Altair kit on the cover. 866 00:44:34,047 --> 00:44:36,550 It was a beautiful day and I was in my Radcliffe dorm room. 867 00:44:36,633 --> 00:44:38,677 He brought that magazine up and he showed it to me and he said, 868 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:42,639 "Look, it's gonna happen without us. We've gotta start now." 869 00:44:42,764 --> 00:44:45,892 And I said, "Okay. Let's get BASIC out there." 870 00:44:46,476 --> 00:44:49,354 Now, most of you think you know the rest of the story, but you may not. 871 00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:51,731 The beginnings of this industry were very humble. 872 00:44:51,815 --> 00:44:56,069 That kit computer on the cover of that magazine had an 8080 processor in it. 873 00:44:56,152 --> 00:45:00,282 Unless you paid extra for a 1 K memory board, you got 256 bytes. 874 00:45:00,824 --> 00:45:04,786 So the challenge when I wrote BASIC wasn't just to run at 4K- bytes, 875 00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:09,791 but I also had to leave room for the users to run their programs in 4 k- bytes. 876 00:45:10,959 --> 00:45:12,961 Your friend. Is that Mark Zuckerberg? 877 00:45:13,295 --> 00:45:14,337 Yeah. 878 00:45:14,462 --> 00:45:16,631 - He made The Facebook. - Yeah. 879 00:45:16,965 --> 00:45:19,301 I mean, it's both of ours. We're... 880 00:45:19,426 --> 00:45:21,261 Yeah, we... Yes. 881 00:45:21,344 --> 00:45:22,512 Cool. 882 00:45:22,804 --> 00:45:24,264 I'm Christy Ling. This is Alice. 883 00:45:24,347 --> 00:45:25,390 Hi. 884 00:45:25,473 --> 00:45:27,684 Well, very nice to meet you. 885 00:45:28,018 --> 00:45:29,519 Facebook me when you get home. 886 00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:31,146 You know, maybe we can all go out and grab a drink. 887 00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:32,981 Certainly. 888 00:45:33,148 --> 00:45:34,983 Absolutely do that. 889 00:45:41,781 --> 00:45:44,951 She said, "Facebook me and we can all go for a drink later," 890 00:45:45,035 --> 00:45:46,578 which is stunningly great for two reasons. 891 00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:49,372 One, she said "Facebook me," right? And then the other is, well, you know... 892 00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:50,498 They wanna have drinks later. 893 00:45:50,624 --> 00:45:52,208 Yes, have you ever heard so many different good things 894 00:45:52,334 --> 00:45:53,835 packed into one regular- sized sentence? 895 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:55,629 Excuse me, Mark? 896 00:45:56,171 --> 00:45:57,255 Yeah? 897 00:45:57,339 --> 00:45:59,174 I'm Stuart Singer. I'm in your OS lab. 898 00:45:59,841 --> 00:46:00,884 Sure. 899 00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:03,219 - Awesome job with The Facebook. - Awesome job. 900 00:46:03,345 --> 00:46:04,346 Thanks. 901 00:46:04,471 --> 00:46:06,264 - I'm Bob. - How you doing? 902 00:46:06,348 --> 00:46:07,766 You know, I could swear he was looking at you 903 00:46:07,849 --> 00:46:11,061 when he said the next Bill Gates could be right in this room. 904 00:46:11,186 --> 00:46:12,646 I doubt it. 905 00:46:12,729 --> 00:46:15,273 And I showed up late. I don't even know who the speaker was. 906 00:46:16,691 --> 00:46:18,193 It was Bill Gates. 907 00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:21,446 Shit, that makes sense. 908 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,366 All right. Thanks, guys. 909 00:46:26,868 --> 00:46:28,578 - Are you a moron? - Are you medically stupid? 910 00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:30,372 You can't tell Bill Gates is in front of you for an hour? 911 00:46:30,455 --> 00:46:32,290 I wasn't wearing my contacts. 912 00:46:32,374 --> 00:46:34,751 Can I get a Glock and kill you? 913 00:46:36,378 --> 00:46:37,963 It's time to monetise the thing. 914 00:46:38,046 --> 00:46:39,339 What were their names? 915 00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:41,216 - Hear what I just said? - When? 916 00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:43,385 I said it's time to monetise the site. 917 00:46:44,386 --> 00:46:45,387 What does that mean? 918 00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:48,306 It means it's time for the website to start generating revenue. 919 00:46:48,390 --> 00:46:50,725 No, I know what the word means. I'm asking how you wanna do it. 920 00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:53,728 - Advertising. - No. 921 00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:56,272 Well, we got 4,000 members. 922 00:46:56,398 --> 00:46:57,524 'Cause The Facebook is cool, 923 00:46:57,607 --> 00:47:00,819 and if we start installing pop- ups for Mountain Dew, it's not gonna be cool. 924 00:47:00,902 --> 00:47:02,529 Well, I wasn't thinking Mountain Dew, but at some point, 925 00:47:02,612 --> 00:47:05,073 and I'm talking as the business end of the company, the site... 926 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:08,368 We don't even know what it is yet. We don't know what it is. 927 00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:10,912 We don't know what it can be. We don't know what it will be. 928 00:47:10,996 --> 00:47:12,330 We know that it is cool. 929 00:47:12,414 --> 00:47:14,624 That is a priceless asset I'm not giving up. 930 00:47:14,749 --> 00:47:16,918 - So when will it be finished? - It won't be finished. 931 00:47:17,002 --> 00:47:18,712 That's the point. The way fashion's never finished. 932 00:47:18,795 --> 00:47:21,089 - What? - Fashion. Fashion is never finished. 933 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:22,632 You're talking about fashion? Really, you? 934 00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:25,301 I'm talking about the idea of it and I'm saying that it's never finished. 935 00:47:25,427 --> 00:47:28,763 Okay. But they manage to make money selling pants. 936 00:47:30,015 --> 00:47:31,516 Mark, what is this? 937 00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:33,059 - What? - This. 938 00:47:33,143 --> 00:47:35,437 It's called a cease- and- desist letter. What were their names? 939 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,563 - Who? - The girls. 940 00:47:36,646 --> 00:47:37,814 When did you get this? 941 00:47:37,939 --> 00:47:40,025 About 10 days ago. Right after we launched the site. 942 00:47:40,108 --> 00:47:41,943 - Jesus Christ. - Hey, the girls. What were their names? 943 00:47:42,027 --> 00:47:45,155 The Winklevoss twins are saying that you stole their idea. 944 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,615 I find that to be a little more than mildly annoying. 945 00:47:47,699 --> 00:47:50,952 Oh, well, they find it to be intellectual property theft. 946 00:47:51,036 --> 00:47:52,245 - Look... - Why didn't you show this to me? 947 00:47:52,328 --> 00:47:53,830 It was addressed to me. 948 00:47:53,955 --> 00:47:57,042 They're saying that we stole The Facebook from Divya Narendra and the Winklevosses. 949 00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:59,169 - I know what it says. - Did we? 950 00:47:59,294 --> 00:48:00,295 Did we what? 951 00:48:00,378 --> 00:48:01,963 Don't screw around with me now. Look at me. 952 00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,299 The letter says we could face legal action. 953 00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:06,051 No, it says I could face legal action. 954 00:48:06,134 --> 00:48:08,386 This is from a lawyer, Mark. They must feel they have some grounds. 955 00:48:08,470 --> 00:48:11,598 - The lawyer is their father's house counsel. - Do they have grounds? 956 00:48:11,681 --> 00:48:13,099 The grounds are our thing is cool and popular, 957 00:48:13,183 --> 00:48:14,601 and Harvard Connection is lame. 958 00:48:14,684 --> 00:48:16,936 Wardo, I didn't use any of their code, I promise. 959 00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:18,063 I didn't use anything. 960 00:48:18,146 --> 00:48:19,981 Look, a guy who builds a nice chair doesn't owe money 961 00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:21,691 to everyone who ever has built a chair, okay? 962 00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:23,610 They came to me with an idea, I had a better one. 963 00:48:23,693 --> 00:48:26,404 - Why didn't you show me this letter? - I didn't think it was a big deal. 964 00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:29,908 Okay. 965 00:48:31,201 --> 00:48:36,831 So if there's something wrong, if there's ever anything wrong, you can tell me. 966 00:48:37,082 --> 00:48:39,542 I'm the guy that wants to help. This is our thing. 967 00:48:39,626 --> 00:48:43,088 Now, is there anything that you need to tell me? 968 00:48:43,546 --> 00:48:44,631 No. 969 00:48:47,926 --> 00:48:49,469 What are we doing about this? 970 00:48:49,552 --> 00:48:52,972 I went to a 3L at Student Legal Services and he told me to write them back. 971 00:48:53,056 --> 00:48:54,224 And what did you say? 972 00:48:54,307 --> 00:48:57,435 "When we met in January, I expressed my doubts about the site. 973 00:48:57,519 --> 00:48:59,896 "Where it stood with graphics, how much programming was left 974 00:48:59,979 --> 00:49:01,397 "that I had not anticipated." 975 00:49:01,481 --> 00:49:03,733 "The lack of hardware we had to deal with site use, 976 00:49:03,817 --> 00:49:07,070 "the lack of promotion that would go on to successfully launch the website." 977 00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:10,740 This was the first time you raised any of those concerns, right? 978 00:49:10,824 --> 00:49:12,450 I'd raised concerns before. 979 00:49:12,534 --> 00:49:13,785 - Bullshit. - Not to us. 980 00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:17,914 Gentlemen, I'm talking about at the meeting in January to which this letter is referring. 981 00:49:17,997 --> 00:49:19,040 Yeah. 982 00:49:19,124 --> 00:49:21,000 Let me rephrase this. 983 00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:25,755 You sent my client 16 e-mails. In the first 15 you didn't raise any concerns. 984 00:49:25,839 --> 00:49:26,923 Is that a question? 985 00:49:27,006 --> 00:49:30,552 In the 16th e-mail you raised concerns about the site's functionality. 986 00:49:30,635 --> 00:49:33,388 - Were you leading them on for six weeks? - No. 987 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:36,558 Then why didn't you raise any of these concerns before? 988 00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:38,518 - It's raining. - I'm sorry? 989 00:49:38,601 --> 00:49:39,853 It just started raining. 990 00:49:39,936 --> 00:49:43,022 Mr Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention? 991 00:49:43,857 --> 00:49:44,941 No. 992 00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:47,402 Do you think I deserve it? 993 00:49:47,694 --> 00:49:48,736 What? 994 00:49:48,820 --> 00:49:51,781 Do you think I deserve your full attention? 995 00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:54,367 I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition 996 00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:57,579 and I don't wanna perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no. 997 00:49:57,662 --> 00:50:01,457 Okay. No. You don't think I deserve your attention? 998 00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:04,586 I think if your clients wanna sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, 999 00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:05,795 they have a right to give it a try, 1000 00:50:05,879 --> 00:50:09,215 but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. 1001 00:50:10,383 --> 00:50:12,719 You have part of my attention. You have the minimum amount. 1002 00:50:13,553 --> 00:50:16,014 The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, 1003 00:50:16,097 --> 00:50:18,391 where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, 1004 00:50:18,474 --> 00:50:20,059 including and especially your clients, 1005 00:50:20,143 --> 00:50:23,479 are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. 1006 00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:27,275 Did I adequately answer your condescending question? 1007 00:50:34,365 --> 00:50:37,952 Well, I have 12:45. Why don't we say that's lunch? 1008 00:50:39,746 --> 00:50:41,247 Back at 2:30. 1009 00:50:42,123 --> 00:50:44,209 So what were their names? 1010 00:50:45,793 --> 00:50:48,004 Their names were Christy and Alice, 1011 00:50:50,465 --> 00:50:53,092 and they wanna have drinks tonight. 1012 00:50:55,303 --> 00:50:58,598 You're not supposed to be in here. This is a men's room. 1013 00:51:02,644 --> 00:51:03,811 Wow. 1014 00:51:17,825 --> 00:51:19,244 Oh, my God. 1015 00:51:20,161 --> 00:51:21,663 I don't care. 1016 00:51:43,643 --> 00:51:44,852 Hey, man, sorry. 1017 00:51:45,937 --> 00:51:47,855 A couple girls are freshening up in there. 1018 00:51:49,023 --> 00:51:50,275 Sweet. 1019 00:51:54,696 --> 00:51:56,406 We have groupies. 1020 00:52:04,914 --> 00:52:06,207 I'll be right back. 1021 00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:08,084 Mark, where you going? Mark. 1022 00:52:13,339 --> 00:52:14,382 Erma'? 1023 00:52:16,301 --> 00:52:17,343 Hi. 1024 00:52:17,427 --> 00:52:20,054 I saw you from over there. I didn't know you came to this club a lot. 1025 00:52:20,138 --> 00:52:21,848 - First time. - Mine, too. 1026 00:52:22,515 --> 00:52:23,808 Could I talk to you alone for a second? 1027 00:52:25,059 --> 00:52:26,269 I think I'm good right here. 1028 00:52:26,352 --> 00:52:30,398 I just... I'd love to talk to you alone if we could just go someplace. 1029 00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:31,733 Right here is fine. 1030 00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:34,527 I don't know if you heard about this new website I launched. 1031 00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:35,695 No. 1032 00:52:36,529 --> 00:52:39,282 - The Facebook? - You called me a bitch on the Internet, Mark. 1033 00:52:39,365 --> 00:52:41,200 That's why I wanted to talk to you. 1034 00:52:41,284 --> 00:52:43,286 - On the Internet. - That's why I came over. 1035 00:52:43,369 --> 00:52:44,996 Comparing women to farm animals. 1036 00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:46,956 I didn't end up doing that. 1037 00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:48,708 It didn't stop you from writing it. 1038 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:51,377 As if every thought that tumbles through your head was so clever 1039 00:52:51,461 --> 00:52:53,755 it would be a crime for it not to be shared. 1040 00:52:55,340 --> 00:52:57,884 The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink, 1041 00:52:57,967 --> 00:53:00,887 and you published that Erica Albright was a bitch, 1042 00:53:00,970 --> 00:53:05,350 right before you made some ignorant crack about my family's name, my bra size, 1043 00:53:05,433 --> 00:53:07,268 and then rated women based on their hotness. 1044 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:10,480 - Erica, is there a problem? - No, there's no problem. 1045 00:53:11,647 --> 00:53:13,691 You write your snide bullshit from a dark room 1046 00:53:13,775 --> 00:53:16,569 because that's what the angry do nowadays. 1047 00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:19,614 I was nice to you. Don't torture me for it. 1048 00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:21,657 If we could just go somewhere for a minute... 1049 00:53:21,741 --> 00:53:23,951 I don't wanna be rude to my friends. 1050 00:53:24,035 --> 00:53:25,203 Okay. 1051 00:53:25,286 --> 00:53:26,454 Okay. 1052 00:53:28,247 --> 00:53:30,625 Good luck with your video game. 1053 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,627 Hey, that was great. That was the right thing to do. 1054 00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:34,629 You apologised, right? 1055 00:53:37,423 --> 00:53:38,633 We have to expand. 1056 00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:40,134 Sure. Mark? 1057 00:53:42,595 --> 00:53:44,055 Is he mad about something? 1058 00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:47,308 Okay, we are expanding to Yale and Columbia. 1059 00:53:47,392 --> 00:53:49,102 Dustin, I want you to share the coding work with me. 1060 00:53:49,185 --> 00:53:50,978 Chris, you're gonna be in charge of publicity and outreach, 1061 00:53:51,062 --> 00:53:53,272 and you could start by getting a story in the BU student newspaper. 1062 00:53:53,356 --> 00:53:54,399 It's The Bridge. 1063 00:53:54,482 --> 00:53:55,733 They hate doing stories about Harvard. 1064 00:53:55,817 --> 00:53:57,735 Somebody at the newspaper will be a computer science major. 1065 00:53:57,819 --> 00:54:00,238 Tell them that Mark Zuckerberg will do 10 hours of free programming. 1066 00:54:00,321 --> 00:54:02,031 Why do you want a story in the BU newspaper? 1067 00:54:02,115 --> 00:54:03,324 Because I do. Now here's the arrangement. 1068 00:54:03,408 --> 00:54:05,410 Eduardo is CFO and owns 30% of the company. 1069 00:54:05,493 --> 00:54:07,036 Dustin is vice president and head of programming, 1070 00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,705 and his 5% of the company will come from my end. 1071 00:54:09,789 --> 00:54:11,082 Chris is director of publicity, 1072 00:54:11,165 --> 00:54:13,543 and his compensation will depend on how much work he ends up doing. 1073 00:54:13,626 --> 00:54:14,669 Any questions? 1074 00:54:14,752 --> 00:54:18,339 - Who are the girls? - Sorry. They're Christy and Alice. 1075 00:54:18,548 --> 00:54:19,715 - Hi. - Hi. 1076 00:54:19,799 --> 00:54:21,217 - Hello. - Hi. 1077 00:54:21,717 --> 00:54:23,136 Is there anything we can do? 1078 00:54:23,219 --> 00:54:24,303 No, that's it. 1079 00:54:24,387 --> 00:54:26,722 - Yale and Columbia, let's go. - And Stanford. 1080 00:54:27,432 --> 00:54:29,434 - What? - Stanford. 1081 00:54:29,517 --> 00:54:31,727 It's time for them to see this in Palo Alto. 1082 00:54:37,608 --> 00:54:38,943 You don't want any lunch? 1083 00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:40,111 No. 1084 00:54:40,528 --> 00:54:42,196 You're welcome to some salad. 1085 00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:43,823 No, thank you. 1086 00:54:50,121 --> 00:54:51,164 This must be hard. 1087 00:54:52,707 --> 00:54:53,749 Who are you? 1088 00:54:54,292 --> 00:54:56,836 I'm Marylin Delpy. I introduced myself when we first... 1089 00:54:56,919 --> 00:54:58,296 I mean, what do you do? 1090 00:54:58,379 --> 00:55:00,506 I'm a second- year associate at the firm. 1091 00:55:00,590 --> 00:55:03,176 My boss wanted me to sit in on the deposition phase. 1092 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:05,970 What are you doing? 1093 00:55:06,053 --> 00:55:09,056 Checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia. 1094 00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:10,391 Bosnia. 1095 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,686 They don't have roads, but they have Facebook. 1096 00:55:18,608 --> 00:55:21,360 You must really hate the Winklevosses. 1097 00:55:22,195 --> 00:55:23,446 I don't hate anybody. 1098 00:55:24,697 --> 00:55:27,950 The Winklevi aren't suing me for intellectual property theft. 1099 00:55:28,034 --> 00:55:30,578 They are suing me because for the first time in their lives, 1100 00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:33,080 things didn't work out the way they were supposed to for them. 1101 00:55:40,546 --> 00:55:42,215 He's expanding. 1102 00:55:42,381 --> 00:55:43,466 What? 1103 00:55:43,549 --> 00:55:44,967 He's expanding to Yale, Columbia and Stanford. 1104 00:55:45,176 --> 00:55:46,219 It's gonna be in The Crimson tomorrow. 1105 00:55:46,302 --> 00:55:47,345 - Really? - Yep. 1106 00:55:47,470 --> 00:55:50,681 Well, looks like that cease- and- desist letter really scared the shit out of him, huh? 1107 00:55:50,765 --> 00:55:54,060 I wanna hire a lawyer to file for injunctive relief and get the site taken down now. 1108 00:55:54,143 --> 00:55:57,104 Every minute the site is up, Harvard Connection becomes less valuable. 1109 00:55:57,188 --> 00:55:59,982 I want an injunction. I want damages. I want punitive relief. 1110 00:56:00,066 --> 00:56:01,108 And I want him dead. 1111 00:56:01,192 --> 00:56:02,276 Yeah, I want those things, too. 1112 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,653 Then why aren't we doing anything about it? 1113 00:56:03,736 --> 00:56:05,029 Because we're gentlemen of Harvard? 1114 00:56:05,112 --> 00:56:06,822 No, it's because you're not thinking how it's gonna look. 1115 00:56:06,906 --> 00:56:07,949 How's it gonna look? 1116 00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:09,242 Like my brother and I are in skeleton costumes 1117 00:56:09,325 --> 00:56:11,577 chasing the Karate Kid around a high school gym. 1118 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:15,289 Cam, he's violated Massachusetts state law. 1119 00:56:15,373 --> 00:56:17,208 When he goes to Connecticut, New York and California, 1120 00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:18,626 he'll have violated federal law. 1121 00:56:18,709 --> 00:56:20,503 And, by the way, he's in violation of Harvard law. 1122 00:56:20,586 --> 00:56:22,505 There's no such thing as Harvard law. 1123 00:56:22,588 --> 00:56:25,091 Wait. Yeah, there is. 1124 00:56:30,137 --> 00:56:31,514 Harvard Student Handbook. 1125 00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:34,392 Every freshman is issued one of these, and somewhere in this book it says... 1126 00:56:34,475 --> 00:56:35,893 You can't steal from another student. 1127 00:56:37,853 --> 00:56:39,605 This is what we needed. We're going to Summers. 1128 00:56:39,689 --> 00:56:41,566 Well, you can't get a meeting with Larry Summers. 1129 00:56:41,941 --> 00:56:43,484 My brother and I, we pay tuition at this school. 1130 00:56:43,568 --> 00:56:46,779 We carry a 3.9 GPA at this school. We've won trophies for this school. 1131 00:56:46,862 --> 00:56:49,323 And we'll be rowing in the Olympics for this school. 1132 00:56:49,407 --> 00:56:52,868 I want a meeting with the goddamn president of this school. 1133 00:56:52,952 --> 00:56:54,453 Why Stanford? 1134 00:56:54,579 --> 00:56:56,330 Why do you think? 1135 00:57:00,585 --> 00:57:01,961 I'm sorry. 1136 00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:03,629 I'm late for biochem. 1137 00:57:05,172 --> 00:57:06,173 Okay. 1138 00:57:09,135 --> 00:57:10,428 You don't know my name, do you? 1139 00:57:11,137 --> 00:57:12,263 Is it Stanford? 1140 00:57:12,847 --> 00:57:14,932 I should just kick your ass. 1141 00:57:15,016 --> 00:57:17,184 How do you go to a party and you meet someone... 1142 00:57:17,310 --> 00:57:20,521 Amelia Ritter, but you prefer Amy. You're from Orinda. 1143 00:57:20,605 --> 00:57:23,774 Your father's in commercial real estate and your mother's 10 years sober. 1144 00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:25,443 What's my major? 1145 00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:27,528 - Trombone. - Really? 1146 00:57:28,154 --> 00:57:30,031 I remember something about a trombone. 1147 00:57:33,826 --> 00:57:35,119 French. 1148 00:57:35,202 --> 00:57:36,287 Your major's French. 1149 00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:38,039 - And yours? - Mine? 1150 00:57:38,164 --> 00:57:40,333 - I don't have one. - You haven't declared? 1151 00:57:41,542 --> 00:57:42,793 I don't go to school. 1152 00:57:42,877 --> 00:57:44,712 - You're kidding. - No. 1153 00:57:45,046 --> 00:57:47,048 Well, where did you go to school? 1154 00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:49,467 William Taft Elementary, for a little while. 1155 00:57:49,550 --> 00:57:50,635 Seriously? 1156 00:57:51,302 --> 00:57:53,638 You're not like 15 years old or anything, are you? 1157 00:57:54,221 --> 00:57:55,389 No. 1158 00:57:56,057 --> 00:57:57,141 Wait, you're not like 15, are you? 1159 00:57:57,224 --> 00:57:58,351 No. 1160 00:58:00,019 --> 00:58:01,562 So, what do you do? 1161 00:58:02,730 --> 00:58:04,315 I'm an entrepreneur. 1162 00:58:04,398 --> 00:58:06,901 - You're unemployed. - I wouldn't say that. 1163 00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:08,069 What would you say? 1164 00:58:08,194 --> 00:58:09,320 That I'm an entrepreneur. 1165 00:58:09,403 --> 00:58:11,072 Well, then, what was your latest preneur? 1166 00:58:11,197 --> 00:58:15,826 Well, I founded an Internet company that let folks download and share music for free. 1167 00:58:15,910 --> 00:58:17,244 Kind of like Napster? 1168 00:58:17,328 --> 00:58:18,746 Exactly like Napster. 1169 00:58:18,871 --> 00:58:20,498 What do you mean? 1170 00:58:20,581 --> 00:58:21,916 I founded Napster. 1171 00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:24,001 Sean Parker founded Napster. 1172 00:58:24,085 --> 00:58:25,419 Nice to meet you. 1173 00:58:25,503 --> 00:58:27,338 You're Sean Parker? 1174 00:58:27,505 --> 00:58:29,256 You see, the shoe's on the other... 1175 00:58:29,382 --> 00:58:31,425 - Foot? - Table, which has turned. 1176 00:58:32,718 --> 00:58:34,261 I just slept with Sean Parker? 1177 00:58:34,345 --> 00:58:36,055 You just slept on Sean Parker. 1178 00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:38,683 - You're a zillionaire. - Not technically. 1179 00:58:38,766 --> 00:58:40,267 What are you? 1180 00:58:40,935 --> 00:58:42,603 Broke. There's not a lot of money in free music, 1181 00:58:42,687 --> 00:58:46,023 even less when you're being sued by everyone who's ever been to the Grammys. 1182 00:58:46,107 --> 00:58:47,608 This is blowing my mind. 1183 00:58:47,692 --> 00:58:48,693 I appreciate that. 1184 00:58:48,776 --> 00:58:50,611 I gotta hop in the shower and get ready for class. 1185 00:58:50,736 --> 00:58:54,115 Biochem, even though you're a French major whose name is Amy. 1186 00:58:54,615 --> 00:58:55,866 You passed. 1187 00:58:56,242 --> 00:58:57,284 I'm a hard worker. 1188 00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:02,623 There's juice or anything else you can find. Help yourself. 1189 00:59:02,748 --> 00:59:03,749 You mind if I check my e-mail? 1190 00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:05,960 Yeah, go ahead. 1191 00:59:15,970 --> 00:59:17,138 Amy! 1192 00:59:19,306 --> 00:59:20,474 Jesus. 1193 00:59:20,599 --> 00:59:22,893 - Amy! Can you come out here? - Yeah? 1194 00:59:23,769 --> 00:59:25,271 Just a second. 1195 00:59:28,274 --> 00:59:29,734 There's a snake in here, Amy. 1196 00:59:29,817 --> 00:59:30,901 What? 1197 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,405 Where? 1198 00:59:34,488 --> 00:59:35,906 There isn't a snake, but I need to ask you something. 1199 00:59:35,990 --> 00:59:37,992 Are you kidding me? I could've been killed. 1200 00:59:38,117 --> 00:59:39,243 How? 1201 00:59:39,326 --> 00:59:43,080 By running too fast and getting twisted in the curtain. 1202 00:59:43,289 --> 00:59:44,832 What do you need to ask me? 1203 00:59:44,957 --> 00:59:47,752 Yeah, I went to check my e-mail and there's a website open on your computer. 1204 00:59:48,627 --> 00:59:52,089 Yeah, after you passed out last night I went on The Facebook for a little bit. 1205 00:59:52,173 --> 00:59:54,341 - What's that? - The Facebook? 1206 00:59:54,467 --> 00:59:57,428 Stanford's had it for, like, two weeks now. 1207 00:59:57,636 --> 01:00:00,765 It's really awesome, except it's freakishly addictive. 1208 01:00:00,848 --> 01:00:03,184 Seriously, I'm on the thing like five times a day. 1209 01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:04,769 Mind if I send myself an e-mail? 1210 01:00:04,852 --> 01:00:06,353 Yeah, is everything okay? 1211 01:00:06,479 --> 01:00:08,272 Everything's great. 1212 01:00:09,023 --> 01:00:13,277 I just need to find you, Mark Zuckerberg. 1213 01:00:17,198 --> 01:00:18,783 I've never been in this building before. 1214 01:00:18,866 --> 01:00:23,204 This building's 100 years older than the country it's in, so do be careful. 1215 01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:26,207 We're sitting in chairs. 1216 01:00:27,041 --> 01:00:28,167 Yes. 1217 01:00:29,043 --> 01:00:31,378 Very good. You can go in now. 1218 01:00:35,841 --> 01:00:38,636 That's their own stupidity. I should've been there. 1219 01:00:38,719 --> 01:00:40,304 Well, darkness is the absence of light, 1220 01:00:40,387 --> 01:00:43,224 and the stupidity in that instance was the absence of me. 1221 01:00:43,349 --> 01:00:45,226 Catherine, I've got students in my office now. 1222 01:00:45,351 --> 01:00:47,228 Students. Undergrads. 1223 01:00:47,812 --> 01:00:48,813 I don't know. 1224 01:00:48,896 --> 01:00:51,649 From the looks of it, they want to sell me a Brooks Brothers franchise. 1225 01:00:51,732 --> 01:00:52,983 All right, bye- bye. 1226 01:00:53,859 --> 01:00:54,902 - Good morning. - Good morning, sir. 1227 01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:56,904 I'm Cameron Winklevoss and this is my brother, Tyler. 1228 01:00:56,987 --> 01:00:59,073 And you're here because... 1229 01:01:00,533 --> 01:01:01,575 Either of you can answer. 1230 01:01:01,659 --> 01:01:03,160 I'm sorry, sir, I thought you were reading the letter. 1231 01:01:03,244 --> 01:01:04,328 I've read the letter. 1232 01:01:04,411 --> 01:01:07,665 Well, we came up with an idea for a website called Harvard Connection... 1233 01:01:07,748 --> 01:01:10,918 We've since changed the name to ConnectU. And Mark Zuckerberg stole that idea... 1234 01:01:11,043 --> 01:01:12,419 I understand. 1235 01:01:12,545 --> 01:01:15,005 And I'm asking what you want me to do about it. 1236 01:01:15,089 --> 01:01:19,009 Well, sir, in the Harvard Student Handbook, which is distributed to each freshman, 1237 01:01:19,093 --> 01:01:21,428 under the heading "Standards of Conduct in the Harvard Community," 1238 01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:25,182 it says the college expects all students to be honest and forthcoming 1239 01:01:25,266 --> 01:01:27,685 in their dealings with members in this community. 1240 01:01:27,768 --> 01:01:30,271 Students are required to respect public and private ownership, 1241 01:01:30,896 --> 01:01:32,773 and instances of theft, misappropriation or... 1242 01:01:32,898 --> 01:01:34,358 - Anne? - Yes, sir? 1243 01:01:34,441 --> 01:01:36,277 Punch me in the face. Go ahead. 1244 01:01:39,238 --> 01:01:43,200 or unauthorised use will result in disciplinary action, 1245 01:01:43,284 --> 01:01:45,286 including the requirement to withdraw from the college. 1246 01:01:45,369 --> 01:01:47,454 And you memorised that instead of doing what? 1247 01:01:47,580 --> 01:01:50,958 What my brother and I came here today to ask of you, respectfully, of course... 1248 01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:54,211 Sir, it's against university rules to steal from another student, plain and simple. 1249 01:01:54,295 --> 01:01:55,546 And you've spoken to your House Master? 1250 01:01:55,629 --> 01:01:57,965 Yes, sir. And the House Master made a recommendation to the Ad Board, 1251 01:01:58,090 --> 01:01:59,633 but the Ad Board won't see us. 1252 01:01:59,758 --> 01:02:01,552 Have you tried dealing with the other student directly? 1253 01:02:01,635 --> 01:02:04,471 Mr Zuckerberg hasn't been responding to any of our e-mails or phone calls 1254 01:02:04,597 --> 01:02:05,639 for the last two weeks. 1255 01:02:05,764 --> 01:02:07,558 He doesn't answer when we knock on his door at Kirkland, 1256 01:02:07,641 --> 01:02:09,476 and the closest I've come to dealing with him face- to- face 1257 01:02:09,602 --> 01:02:11,896 is when I saw him on the quad and chased him through Harvard Square. 1258 01:02:11,979 --> 01:02:13,063 You chased him? 1259 01:02:13,147 --> 01:02:15,733 I saw him and I know he saw me. I went after him and then he disappeared. 1260 01:02:16,609 --> 01:02:19,904 - I don't see this as a university issue. - Of course this is a university issue. 1261 01:02:19,987 --> 01:02:22,406 There's a code of ethics and an honour code and he violated them both. 1262 01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:25,951 You enter into a code of ethics with the university, not with each other. 1263 01:02:26,785 --> 01:02:29,997 I'm sorry, President Summers, but what you just said makes no sense to me at all. 1264 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:31,248 I'm devastated by that. 1265 01:02:31,332 --> 01:02:34,001 What my brother means is, if Mark Zuckerberg walked into our dorm room 1266 01:02:34,084 --> 01:02:36,253 and stole our computer, that would be a university issue. 1267 01:02:36,337 --> 01:02:38,672 I really don't know. This office doesn't handle petty larceny. 1268 01:02:38,756 --> 01:02:40,090 This isn't petty larceny. 1269 01:02:40,174 --> 01:02:42,343 This idea is potentially worth millions of dollars. 1270 01:02:42,468 --> 01:02:43,594 - Millions? - Yes. 1271 01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:46,263 You might just be letting your imaginations run away with you. 1272 01:02:46,347 --> 01:02:49,183 Sir, I honestly don't think you're in any position to make that call. 1273 01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:53,520 I was the US Treasury Secretary. I'm in some position to make that call. 1274 01:02:53,646 --> 01:02:54,939 Letting our imaginations run away with us 1275 01:02:55,022 --> 01:02:56,941 is exactly what we were told to do in your freshman address. 1276 01:02:57,024 --> 01:03:00,027 Well, then I would suggest that you let your imaginations 1277 01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:01,445 run away with you on a new project. 1278 01:03:01,528 --> 01:03:02,696 You would? 1279 01:03:02,780 --> 01:03:04,198 Yes. Everyone at Harvard's inventing something. 1280 01:03:04,323 --> 01:03:08,953 Harvard undergraduates believe that inventing a job is better than finding a job. 1281 01:03:09,328 --> 01:03:12,790 So I'll suggest again that the two of you come up with a new new project. 1282 01:03:12,873 --> 01:03:15,960 - I'm sorry, sir, but that's not the point. - Please, arrive at the point. 1283 01:03:16,043 --> 01:03:17,795 You don't have to be an intellectual property expert 1284 01:03:17,878 --> 01:03:19,380 to understand the difference between right and wrong. 1285 01:03:19,505 --> 01:03:21,298 And you're saying that I don't? 1286 01:03:21,382 --> 01:03:23,384 - Of course I'm not saying that, sir. - I'm saying that. 1287 01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:25,177 - Really? - Sir. 1288 01:03:25,386 --> 01:03:27,304 Anne, how did they get this appointment? 1289 01:03:27,388 --> 01:03:29,306 Colleagues of their father. 1290 01:03:30,849 --> 01:03:33,143 Let me tell you something, Mr Winklevoss, Mr. Winklevoss, 1291 01:03:33,227 --> 01:03:35,646 since you're on the subject of right and wrong. 1292 01:03:35,729 --> 01:03:39,984 This action, this meeting, the two of you being here is wrong. 1293 01:03:40,234 --> 01:03:43,570 It's not worthy of Harvard. It's not what Harvard saw in you. 1294 01:03:43,654 --> 01:03:46,073 You don't get special treatment. 1295 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,659 - We never asked... - Just start another project? 1296 01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:50,577 Like we're making a diorama for a science fair? 1297 01:03:50,703 --> 01:03:52,162 If you have a problem with that, Mr Winklevoss... 1298 01:03:52,246 --> 01:03:53,330 We never asked for special treatment. 1299 01:03:53,414 --> 01:03:57,084 the courts are always at your disposal. ls there anything else I can do for you? 1300 01:03:57,209 --> 01:03:58,836 You can take the Harvard Student Handbook and shove it... 1301 01:03:58,919 --> 01:04:00,004 Ty. 1302 01:04:00,671 --> 01:04:02,881 Thank you very much for your time, sir. 1303 01:04:08,095 --> 01:04:09,388 Whoops. 1304 01:04:09,596 --> 01:04:12,099 Broke your 335- year- old doorknob. 1305 01:04:13,726 --> 01:04:16,854 Eduardo, spring break, you and Mr Zuckerberg took a trip to New York. 1306 01:04:16,937 --> 01:04:19,523 - Yes. - What was the purpose of the trip? 1307 01:04:19,606 --> 01:04:23,277 Well, as CFO, I had set up some meetings with potential advertisers. 1308 01:04:24,069 --> 01:04:25,112 Who paid for the trip? 1309 01:04:25,195 --> 01:04:28,282 It was paid for out of the $1,000 account I had set up a few months earlier. 1310 01:04:28,407 --> 01:04:32,202 At this point, your $1,000 was the only money that had been put into the company? 1311 01:04:32,286 --> 01:04:34,288 - Yes. - How did you feel the meetings went? 1312 01:04:35,789 --> 01:04:37,875 - They went terribly. - Why? 1313 01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:39,209 Mark was asleep. 1314 01:04:39,293 --> 01:04:40,711 I was not asleep. 1315 01:04:40,794 --> 01:04:42,129 Can I rephrase my answer? 1316 01:04:42,296 --> 01:04:44,298 I wish he'd been asleep. 1317 01:04:47,092 --> 01:04:50,596 So we're in 29 schools now, with over 75,000 members. 1318 01:04:51,430 --> 01:04:52,556 People who go on The Facebook 1319 01:04:52,639 --> 01:04:55,059 tend to stay on longer than almost any other website. 1320 01:04:55,142 --> 01:04:56,894 Now, here's the most impressive statistic. 1321 01:04:56,977 --> 01:04:59,980 91% of people who try it once will come back. 1322 01:05:00,064 --> 01:05:01,940 - Now, if you'll allow me... - Excuse me one second. 1323 01:05:02,066 --> 01:05:04,401 What sound is he making? Is that like a tsk? 1324 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:09,073 It wasn't a tsk. 1325 01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:10,574 It was... 1326 01:05:11,492 --> 01:05:13,327 Like a glottal stop. 1327 01:05:13,827 --> 01:05:15,662 Almost a gag reflex. 1328 01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:18,999 Guys, what is this? 1329 01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:21,752 There was one more meeting scheduled for the New York trip. 1330 01:05:21,835 --> 01:05:23,170 Yes, it was a dinner. 1331 01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:24,671 It was set up through my girlfriend at the time. 1332 01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:27,841 Would you say that Mark was excited about this meeting? 1333 01:05:27,925 --> 01:05:30,177 Yes. Very. 1334 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:32,262 - Look, they're not gonna card us. - They might. 1335 01:05:32,346 --> 01:05:34,181 - I mean, look around. - It'll be embarrassing. 1336 01:05:34,306 --> 01:05:37,101 - Tell him they're not gonna card us. - They're not gonna card us. 1337 01:05:37,184 --> 01:05:39,103 - Mark... - Are you gonna talk about ads again? 1338 01:05:39,186 --> 01:05:40,938 Unless you're the ballet theatre of Hartford, 1339 01:05:41,021 --> 01:05:43,023 the purpose of a business is to make a profit. 1340 01:05:43,107 --> 01:05:44,274 It isn't a business yet. 1341 01:05:44,358 --> 01:05:48,153 That's tough for me, 'cause my... Never mind. 1342 01:05:51,156 --> 01:05:52,533 He's 25 minutes late. 1343 01:05:52,616 --> 01:05:55,369 He founded Napster when he was 19. He can be late. 1344 01:05:55,494 --> 01:05:57,121 - He's not a god. - Then what is he? 1345 01:05:57,204 --> 01:05:58,705 He's 25 minutes late. 1346 01:05:58,789 --> 01:06:00,040 I think Wardo's jealous. 1347 01:06:00,207 --> 01:06:03,335 I honestly wasn't jealous. I was nervous. 1348 01:06:03,544 --> 01:06:04,545 Why? 1349 01:06:04,670 --> 01:06:08,132 Well, I didn't know him at all, but I had done a search and I'd asked around. 1350 01:06:08,215 --> 01:06:11,510 And he struck me as kind of a... 1351 01:06:13,387 --> 01:06:14,847 A wild card. 1352 01:06:15,055 --> 01:06:16,056 Why? 1353 01:06:16,181 --> 01:06:19,476 He crashed out of two pretty big Internet companies in spectacular fashion, 1354 01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:20,978 he's had a reputation with drugs... 1355 01:06:21,061 --> 01:06:22,312 He also founded the companies. 1356 01:06:22,396 --> 01:06:23,730 We don't need him. 1357 01:06:24,356 --> 01:06:25,399 He's here. 1358 01:06:28,569 --> 01:06:30,154 No, no, take your time. 1359 01:06:30,237 --> 01:06:32,990 - And he does own a watch. - Stop it. 1360 01:06:34,867 --> 01:06:36,076 - I'm Sean Parker. - How do you do? 1361 01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:39,079 You must be Eduardo. And Christy. And Mark. 1362 01:06:39,204 --> 01:06:41,165 - Great to meet you. - Great to meet you. 1363 01:06:41,248 --> 01:06:42,749 You guys don't have anything in front of you. 1364 01:06:42,875 --> 01:06:43,917 - No. - Tori. 1365 01:06:44,001 --> 01:06:45,002 We were waiting. 1366 01:06:45,085 --> 01:06:47,254 - Hey, baby boy. - Can you bring out some things? 1367 01:06:47,379 --> 01:06:50,174 The lacquered pork with that ginger confit. Tuna tartare? 1368 01:06:50,257 --> 01:06:52,092 And the lobster claws, that'll get us started. 1369 01:06:52,217 --> 01:06:54,094 Christy, what do you like to drink? 1370 01:06:55,721 --> 01:06:56,930 An appletini. 1371 01:06:57,014 --> 01:06:59,057 Great. Four of those. 1372 01:06:59,766 --> 01:07:02,436 From that point on, it was a Seanathon. 1373 01:07:11,278 --> 01:07:13,947 The question was, "What did you talk about?" 1374 01:07:25,417 --> 01:07:27,711 He took us through his episode with Napster. 1375 01:07:27,794 --> 01:07:30,797 I didn't wanna spend my 20s as a professional defendant. 1376 01:07:30,923 --> 01:07:33,967 Who knew? The music industry doesn't have a sense of humour. 1377 01:07:34,092 --> 01:07:37,304 We tried to sell the company to pay the 35 million they said we owed in royalties, 1378 01:07:37,429 --> 01:07:41,892 but I guess to them that was a little like selling a stolen car to pay for the stolen gas. 1379 01:07:42,601 --> 01:07:45,062 So we said screw it, declared bankruptcy. 1380 01:07:45,145 --> 01:07:47,814 - But you made a name for yourself. - And you are dry. 1381 01:07:47,898 --> 01:07:49,650 - Tori! - No, no, I'm good. 1382 01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:51,944 And then he went on to his second business venture, 1383 01:07:52,486 --> 01:07:55,656 which was an online Rolodex that he got thrown out of by Case Equity. 1384 01:07:55,989 --> 01:07:57,741 And I wanted to do it nice this time. 1385 01:07:58,158 --> 01:08:01,745 I put on a tie and I shined my shoes, but nobody wants to take orders from a kid. 1386 01:08:01,828 --> 01:08:04,748 So let me tell you what happens to a 20- year- old at the top of a hot dot- com. 1387 01:08:04,831 --> 01:08:08,001 - I'm not a psychiatrist, but... - I'm glad we've got that on the record. 1388 01:08:08,085 --> 01:08:10,337 You're not a psychiatrist, but what? 1389 01:08:10,462 --> 01:08:13,298 A psychiatrist would say that he was paranoid. 1390 01:08:13,507 --> 01:08:15,926 They'll hire private detectives who'll follow you day and night. 1391 01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:18,095 You're a target for high- priced escorts. 1392 01:08:18,178 --> 01:08:20,514 I can't prove it, but I know they tap my phones. 1393 01:08:20,639 --> 01:08:23,183 Whatever it is that's gonna trip you up, you've done already. 1394 01:08:23,308 --> 01:08:25,852 Private behaviour is a relic of a time gone by. 1395 01:08:25,936 --> 01:08:28,772 And if somehow, someway, you've managed to live your life like the Dalai Lama, 1396 01:08:28,855 --> 01:08:30,023 they'll make shit up. 1397 01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:32,693 Because they don't want you, they want your idea. 1398 01:08:33,026 --> 01:08:34,528 And they want you to say "thank you" while you... 1399 01:08:34,987 --> 01:08:36,029 Excuse me. 1400 01:08:36,113 --> 01:08:37,531 wipe your chin and walk away. 1401 01:08:37,656 --> 01:08:38,699 That's what happened to you? 1402 01:08:38,824 --> 01:08:40,367 And delusional. 1403 01:08:41,034 --> 01:08:44,121 Yes. But there'll be payback at Case. 1404 01:08:44,204 --> 01:08:45,789 I brought down the record companies with Napster 1405 01:08:45,872 --> 01:08:47,207 and Case'll suffer for their sins, too. 1406 01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:49,793 Sorry, you didn't bring down the record companies. 1407 01:08:50,210 --> 01:08:51,211 They won. 1408 01:08:51,378 --> 01:08:53,046 - In court. - Yeah. 1409 01:08:53,380 --> 01:08:55,966 You wanna buy a Tower Records, Eduardo? 1410 01:08:58,385 --> 01:09:01,805 And he told story after story about life in Silicon Valley, 1411 01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:05,892 and parties at Stanford and down in LA, and friends who'd become millionaires... 1412 01:09:06,018 --> 01:09:10,897 But mostly how Mark had to... He had to come to California. 1413 01:09:11,815 --> 01:09:14,151 And then he got around to The Facebook. 1414 01:09:14,234 --> 01:09:16,737 So, tell me about your progress. 1415 01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:20,407 Well, we're in 29 schools now. We got over 75,000 members. 1416 01:09:20,574 --> 01:09:22,242 - Tell me about the strategy you're using. - Okay. 1417 01:09:22,409 --> 01:09:24,328 For instance, we wanted Baylor, in Texas, 1418 01:09:24,411 --> 01:09:26,246 but Baylor already had a social network on campus. 1419 01:09:26,371 --> 01:09:27,914 So instead of going right after them, 1420 01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:30,083 we made a list of every school within 100 miles... 1421 01:09:30,208 --> 01:09:31,251 You put The Facebook on those campuses first. 1422 01:09:31,335 --> 01:09:34,171 Pretty soon all the Baylor kids saw their friends on our site and we were in. 1423 01:09:34,254 --> 01:09:35,589 It's called the Little Bighorn. That's smart, Mark. 1424 01:09:35,714 --> 01:09:37,090 - Thanks, that was mine. - Easy. 1425 01:09:37,174 --> 01:09:38,925 Hey, you know what? Settle an argument for us. 1426 01:09:39,051 --> 01:09:40,927 I say it's time to start making money from The Facebook, 1427 01:09:41,053 --> 01:09:42,929 but Mark doesn't want advertising. Who's right? 1428 01:09:43,013 --> 01:09:44,264 Well... 1429 01:09:44,931 --> 01:09:46,183 Neither of you yet. 1430 01:09:46,266 --> 01:09:48,602 The Facebook is cool, that's what it's got going for it. 1431 01:09:48,727 --> 01:09:49,770 Yeah. 1432 01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:51,521 You don't wanna ruin it with ads because ads aren't cool. 1433 01:09:51,605 --> 01:09:52,689 Exactly. 1434 01:09:52,773 --> 01:09:54,274 It's like you're throwing the greatest party on campus 1435 01:09:54,358 --> 01:09:55,609 and someone's saying it's gotta be over by 11:00. 1436 01:09:55,734 --> 01:09:56,777 That's exactly right. 1437 01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:59,029 - You don't even know what the thing is yet. - Exactly. 1438 01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:02,824 How big it can get, how far it can go. This is no time to take your chips down. 1439 01:10:02,908 --> 01:10:04,826 A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? 1440 01:10:04,910 --> 01:10:05,952 You'? 1441 01:10:08,747 --> 01:10:10,082 "A billion dollars." 1442 01:10:13,710 --> 01:10:15,295 And that shut everybody up. 1443 01:10:15,379 --> 01:10:18,465 And that's where you're headed. A billion- dollar valuation. 1444 01:10:19,216 --> 01:10:21,885 Unless you take bad advice, in which case you may as well have come up with 1445 01:10:21,968 --> 01:10:23,804 a chain of very successful yogurt shops. 1446 01:10:24,346 --> 01:10:28,016 When you go fishing, you can catch a lot of fish or you can catch a big fish. 1447 01:10:28,100 --> 01:10:31,395 You ever walk into a guy's den and see a picture of him standing next to 14 trout? 1448 01:10:31,478 --> 01:10:33,313 - No, he's holding a 3,000- pound marlin. - Yep. 1449 01:10:33,397 --> 01:10:34,481 - That's a good analogy. - Okay. 1450 01:10:34,564 --> 01:10:36,942 But we all know marlins don't really weigh 3,000 pounds, right? 1451 01:10:37,025 --> 01:10:38,068 Have you seen the big ones up close? 1452 01:10:38,151 --> 01:10:41,113 No, but I don't think the guy's holding a marlin the size of a Range Rover. 1453 01:10:41,196 --> 01:10:43,824 That would be a really big fish and a very strong guy. 1454 01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:45,450 You think we might be getting away from the point? 1455 01:10:45,534 --> 01:10:49,830 I don't have a dog in this fight. I'm just a fan who came to say hi. 1456 01:10:49,913 --> 01:10:51,748 He owned Mark after that dinner. 1457 01:10:52,666 --> 01:10:55,043 He picked up the cheque, he told Mark they'd talk again soon, 1458 01:10:55,127 --> 01:10:56,211 and he was gone. 1459 01:10:56,294 --> 01:11:00,173 But not before he made his biggest contribution to the company. 1460 01:11:02,551 --> 01:11:05,011 Drop the "The." Just "Facebook." 1461 01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:07,139 It's cleaner. 1462 01:11:10,058 --> 01:11:11,101 Shit. 1463 01:11:13,812 --> 01:11:14,855 Goodbye, sweetie. 1464 01:11:15,897 --> 01:11:17,107 Yeah. 1465 01:11:20,986 --> 01:11:23,905 That's gotta be some kind of land speed record for talking. 1466 01:11:23,989 --> 01:11:26,158 You wanna end the party at 11:00. 1467 01:11:27,117 --> 01:11:30,370 - I'm trying to pay for the party. - There won't be a party unless it's cool. 1468 01:11:31,580 --> 01:11:32,664 So, what do you think? 1469 01:11:32,747 --> 01:11:34,708 Yeah, sure, let's drop the "The." 1470 01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:37,919 I meant to catching the marlin instead of the 14 trout. 1471 01:11:38,003 --> 01:11:39,296 Doesn't that sound good? 1472 01:11:39,379 --> 01:11:41,131 If you're a trout. 1473 01:11:41,256 --> 01:11:42,716 I'm going to enter this into the record. 1474 01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:46,720 Incorporation papers for Facebook, an LLC registered in Florida. 1475 01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:48,889 - Why Florida? - it's where my family lives. 1476 01:11:48,972 --> 01:11:51,558 And ask the respondent to stipulate that the articles of incorporation 1477 01:11:51,725 --> 01:11:55,395 state the ownership as follows: 65% for Mark Zuckerberg, 1478 01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:58,607 30% for Eduardo Saverin and 5% for Dustin Moskovitz. 1479 01:11:58,690 --> 01:11:59,774 Yeah, we stipulate. 1480 01:11:59,858 --> 01:12:02,736 - And that was April 13th, 2004. - You can mark it. 1481 01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:04,446 You have anything here? 1482 01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:05,822 Yes. Thank you. 1483 01:12:05,906 --> 01:12:08,617 Mr Saverin, have you ever done anything 1484 01:12:08,700 --> 01:12:11,286 that might be considered legitimate grounds for termination? 1485 01:12:13,121 --> 01:12:14,164 No. 1486 01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:18,793 You never did anything to embarrass the company or even seriously jeopardise it? 1487 01:12:19,419 --> 01:12:20,795 - No. - No? 1488 01:12:24,382 --> 01:12:25,425 No. 1489 01:12:25,509 --> 01:12:27,677 You were accused of animal cruelty. 1490 01:12:29,262 --> 01:12:31,723 - Wait. - You weren't? 1491 01:12:31,806 --> 01:12:34,059 This is not happening. 1492 01:12:34,142 --> 01:12:36,478 I have here an article from The Crimson... 1493 01:12:36,561 --> 01:12:37,646 Jesus Christ. 1494 01:12:37,729 --> 01:12:38,772 I can't have this, Wardo. 1495 01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:42,317 Come on, man. This is bullshit. This is another club playing a prank. 1496 01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:46,112 I'd gotten into the Phoenix. 1497 01:12:46,196 --> 01:12:48,823 I'd been accepted, and as part of my initiation I had to, 1498 01:12:48,907 --> 01:12:52,911 for one week, carry with me at all times and take care of a chicken. 1499 01:12:52,994 --> 01:12:55,622 They identify you as one of the founders of Facebook. 1500 01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:57,082 "Junior Eduardo Saverin..." 1501 01:12:57,165 --> 01:12:59,125 I'm not the expert, but being connected to torturing animals 1502 01:12:59,209 --> 01:13:00,544 is probably bad for business. 1503 01:13:00,627 --> 01:13:05,465 I did not torture the chicken. I don't torture chickens. Are you crazy? 1504 01:13:05,549 --> 01:13:09,386 No, and settle down, please. I have here an article from The Crimson... 1505 01:13:09,469 --> 01:13:11,263 - This is scathing. - 956. 1506 01:13:11,429 --> 01:13:14,182 I was having dinner in the Kirkland dining hall with Mark, 1507 01:13:14,599 --> 01:13:15,976 and I had the chicken with me, 1508 01:13:16,059 --> 01:13:18,061 because I had to have the chicken with me at all times. 1509 01:13:18,144 --> 01:13:19,229 This was college. 1510 01:13:19,312 --> 01:13:21,398 - Somebody's gonna have to answer for this. - 969. 1511 01:13:21,856 --> 01:13:24,025 And the dining hall was serving chicken for dinner, 1512 01:13:24,109 --> 01:13:26,528 and I had to feed my chicken, so I... 1513 01:13:26,611 --> 01:13:29,823 Well, I took little pieces of chicken and I gave it to the chicken. 1514 01:13:30,407 --> 01:13:32,075 Someone must have seen me, because the next thing I knew 1515 01:13:32,158 --> 01:13:33,868 I was being accused of forced cannibalism. 1516 01:13:34,828 --> 01:13:37,330 I didn't know you couldn't do that. 1517 01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:39,749 I dealt with the various animal rights groups, 1518 01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:42,043 I dealt with the associate dean of the college. 1519 01:13:42,335 --> 01:13:44,004 This was all resolved. 1520 01:13:44,087 --> 01:13:45,130 988. 1521 01:13:45,213 --> 01:13:47,257 Someone from the Porc or the Fly must have reported it. 1522 01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:49,175 For all I know, it was the Winklevosses. 1523 01:13:49,259 --> 01:13:50,969 All right, let's just forget about it. 1524 01:13:51,052 --> 01:13:54,014 This is absurd. I'm being accused of animal cruelty. 1525 01:13:54,097 --> 01:13:55,557 It's better to be accused of necrophilia. 1526 01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:57,267 It is better to be accused of necrophilia. 1527 01:13:57,350 --> 01:14:00,729 Now I have to explain this to my father. I'm gonna have to explain this to everybody. 1528 01:14:00,812 --> 01:14:02,230 What is happening on that? 1529 01:14:02,314 --> 01:14:04,399 I have my final coming up for Postwar and Contemporary Art 1530 01:14:04,482 --> 01:14:05,734 and I haven't been to class. 1531 01:14:05,817 --> 01:14:07,068 I'm supposed to write about these four paintings. 1532 01:14:07,444 --> 01:14:08,778 That's a Facebook page? 1533 01:14:08,862 --> 01:14:09,904 Yeah. I opened it under an alias. 1534 01:14:09,988 --> 01:14:11,406 I posted the paintings and asked people to comment. 1535 01:14:11,489 --> 01:14:14,492 Every once in a while, I hop on and stir the pot to get a good debate going. 1536 01:14:14,576 --> 01:14:16,995 Mr Zuckerberg was cheating on his final exam? 1537 01:14:17,078 --> 01:14:19,873 - I'd rather not answer that, Gretchen. - And why not? 1538 01:14:19,956 --> 01:14:22,709 Because I'm not suing him for cheating on his final exam. 1539 01:14:22,792 --> 01:14:25,962 - That's not what friends do. - Well, you just told us he was cheating. 1540 01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:27,922 Oops. 1541 01:14:30,258 --> 01:14:32,218 You told your lawyers I was torturing animals? 1542 01:14:32,302 --> 01:14:33,928 No, he didn't tell us about it at all. 1543 01:14:34,012 --> 01:14:36,765 Our litigators are capable of finding a Crimson article. 1544 01:14:36,848 --> 01:14:39,559 In fact, when we raised the subject with him, he defended you. 1545 01:14:42,020 --> 01:14:43,063 Oops. 1546 01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:45,523 993. We are so close. 1547 01:14:46,149 --> 01:14:49,319 Yeah, that reminds me, we're gonna need more money, Wardo. 1548 01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:51,446 Yeah, no, I agree. More servers, more help. 1549 01:14:51,529 --> 01:14:53,281 I'm interviewing two interns to come to Palo Alto 1550 01:14:53,365 --> 01:14:54,449 and we're gonna have to pay them something. 1551 01:14:54,532 --> 01:14:56,493 - Sorry, what? - I already found a house for rent 1552 01:14:56,576 --> 01:14:58,328 on a street two blocks from the Stanford campus. 1553 01:14:58,411 --> 01:14:59,746 It is perfect and it's got a pool. 1554 01:14:59,829 --> 01:15:01,831 When did you decide to go to California for the summer? 1555 01:15:01,915 --> 01:15:03,166 You mean when did I actually decide? 1556 01:15:03,249 --> 01:15:06,419 Was it somewhere in the middle of the Sean Parker Variety Hour? 1557 01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:09,047 He was right, California's the place we've gotta be. 1558 01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:10,548 What, you're Jed Clampett? 1559 01:15:10,632 --> 01:15:12,676 I didn't know you guys got The Beverly Hillbillies in Brazil. 1560 01:15:12,759 --> 01:15:14,427 Yeah, got the show in Brazil, it was genius. 1561 01:15:14,886 --> 01:15:17,847 - What is your problem with Sean? - He doesn't bring anything to the table. 1562 01:15:17,931 --> 01:15:19,974 He doesn't have money. Dustin's a better programmer. 1563 01:15:20,058 --> 01:15:23,645 - He's got connections to VCs. - We don't need VCs, we need advertisers. 1564 01:15:23,728 --> 01:15:25,647 - And I have connections to VCs. - No real players. 1565 01:15:25,730 --> 01:15:28,316 And as somebody who's just really embarrassed the company in a bad way... 1566 01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:30,610 - it was the Winklevosses, Mark. - Hang on. 1567 01:15:30,694 --> 01:15:32,153 Hit "Refresh." 1568 01:15:32,862 --> 01:15:35,990 150,004. 1569 01:15:36,074 --> 01:15:38,451 150,000 members, Wardo. 1570 01:15:38,827 --> 01:15:40,161 - Congratulations, dude. - Congratulations. 1571 01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:44,708 You don't think it was strange that he was followed by private detectives? 1572 01:15:44,791 --> 01:15:46,459 Who came up with nothing. 1573 01:15:46,543 --> 01:15:48,503 Enough to get him out of the company. The drugs, the girls. 1574 01:15:48,586 --> 01:15:50,714 - We don't know that any of that's true. - You can read about it. 1575 01:15:50,797 --> 01:15:52,340 I can read about you torturing birds. Since when... 1576 01:15:52,424 --> 01:15:56,094 Okay, don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trout? 1577 01:15:58,596 --> 01:15:59,639 What's he talking about? 1578 01:15:59,723 --> 01:16:02,392 I'm interviewing interns at 10:00 tomorrow night in the CS lab. 1579 01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:03,643 Get on board with this, man. 1580 01:16:03,727 --> 01:16:06,271 You know, I don't really know what else to say. 1581 01:16:29,627 --> 01:16:32,005 You can do one more! One more! 1582 01:16:36,718 --> 01:16:37,761 Wardo! 1583 01:16:37,844 --> 01:16:39,137 Yo! Mark! 1584 01:16:41,055 --> 01:16:42,098 What's going on? 1585 01:16:42,182 --> 01:16:44,559 They have 10 minutes to get root access to a Python web server, 1586 01:16:44,642 --> 01:16:45,935 expose its SSL encryption, 1587 01:16:46,019 --> 01:16:47,645 and then intercept all traffic over its secure port. 1588 01:16:47,771 --> 01:16:48,813 They're hacking. 1589 01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:50,940 Yes, all behind a Pix Firewall Emulator. But here's the beauty. 1590 01:16:51,024 --> 01:16:52,859 You know I didn't understand anything you just said, right? 1591 01:16:52,942 --> 01:16:54,068 - I do know that. - So what's the beauty? 1592 01:16:54,152 --> 01:16:56,070 Every tenth line of code written, they have to drink a shot. 1593 01:16:56,154 --> 01:16:59,157 Hacking's supposed to be stealth, so every time the server detects an intrusion, 1594 01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:01,075 the candidate responsible has to drink a shot. 1595 01:17:01,159 --> 01:17:02,869 I also have a program running that has a pop- up window 1596 01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:04,788 appear simultaneously on all five computers. 1597 01:17:04,871 --> 01:17:06,873 The last candidate to hit the window has to drink a shot. 1598 01:17:06,956 --> 01:17:09,083 Plus, every three minutes they all have to drink a shot. 1599 01:17:09,167 --> 01:17:11,628 - Three minutes! - Drink one now! 1600 01:17:11,711 --> 01:17:15,340 Hey, can I ask, what part of the intern's job will they need to be able to do drunk? 1601 01:17:15,423 --> 01:17:16,466 You're right. 1602 01:17:16,549 --> 01:17:19,844 A more relevant test might be seeing if they can keep a chicken alive for a week. 1603 01:17:21,638 --> 01:17:23,556 - That was mean. - Here. 1604 01:17:23,723 --> 01:17:24,766 What is this? 1605 01:17:24,849 --> 01:17:27,936 I opened a new account and put $18,000 in it. 1606 01:17:29,395 --> 01:17:31,272 Will that get you through the summer? 1607 01:17:31,356 --> 01:17:32,398 - Here! - Mark? 1608 01:17:32,482 --> 01:17:33,900 Right here! 1609 01:17:39,072 --> 01:17:40,907 Welcome to Facebook. 1610 01:17:50,291 --> 01:17:52,001 - $18,000? - Yes. 1611 01:17:52,085 --> 01:17:54,420 In addition to the $1,000 you'd already put up. 1612 01:17:54,504 --> 01:17:57,090 - Yes. - A total of $19,000 now. 1613 01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:58,424 - Yes. - Hang on. 1614 01:18:00,593 --> 01:18:02,053 I'm just checking your math on that. 1615 01:18:02,136 --> 01:18:04,472 Yes, I got the same thing. 1616 01:18:05,056 --> 01:18:06,140 May I continue? 1617 01:18:06,724 --> 01:18:09,644 After expressing misgivings about Mr Zuckerberg taking the company 1618 01:18:09,727 --> 01:18:11,771 and moving it to California for the summer, 1619 01:18:11,855 --> 01:18:14,858 why did you put $18,000 in an account for his use? 1620 01:18:14,941 --> 01:18:18,695 I figured we were partners. I wanted to be a team player. 1621 01:18:18,778 --> 01:18:21,865 I figured Mark, Dustin and the new interns could work on the site 1622 01:18:21,948 --> 01:18:24,409 while I was generating advertiser interest in New York. 1623 01:18:24,492 --> 01:18:29,038 But mostly I figured, how much could possibly go wrong in three months? 1624 01:18:30,832 --> 01:18:32,625 Go, go: go: go! 1625 01:18:37,213 --> 01:18:38,840 - I didn't die. - I know. 1626 01:18:38,923 --> 01:18:40,758 - I made it. - You did. 1627 01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:43,511 Okay, ready? 1628 01:18:43,595 --> 01:18:45,847 - That was like an 8. - That was like a 2. 1629 01:18:45,930 --> 01:18:48,308 - It was better than that. - Yeah. 1630 01:18:56,983 --> 01:18:58,026 I'm okay. 1631 01:18:58,109 --> 01:18:59,360 - You sure? - Yeah. 1632 01:18:59,986 --> 01:19:01,070 Yikes. 1633 01:19:02,447 --> 01:19:03,823 That's the doorbell. 1634 01:19:03,907 --> 01:19:05,116 I didn't know we had a doorbell. 1635 01:19:05,199 --> 01:19:07,911 - Andrew, get the door! - No, he's wired in. 1636 01:19:07,994 --> 01:19:09,996 That's gonna cut into your security deposit. 1637 01:19:12,081 --> 01:19:13,166 - Andrew. - Not now. 1638 01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:14,584 Good boy. 1639 01:19:18,713 --> 01:19:20,048 - Sean? - Mark? 1640 01:19:20,131 --> 01:19:22,091 - Do you live here? - Yeah. 1641 01:19:22,383 --> 01:19:23,426 Do you? 1642 01:19:23,509 --> 01:19:25,053 We were right across the street. We saw the chimney... 1643 01:19:25,136 --> 01:19:27,722 - Is anybody hurt? - No. You live across the street? 1644 01:19:29,140 --> 01:19:30,308 I'm Sharon. 1645 01:19:30,391 --> 01:19:32,727 This is my... Sharon. She lives across the street. 1646 01:19:32,852 --> 01:19:34,145 I was helping her move out, we saw the chimney... 1647 01:19:34,228 --> 01:19:36,189 We had a zip line to the pool. 1648 01:19:37,065 --> 01:19:39,525 You came to California. 1649 01:19:40,026 --> 01:19:41,027 Yeah. 1650 01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:43,237 You made the right choice. 1651 01:19:49,202 --> 01:19:50,203 Here you go. 1652 01:19:54,874 --> 01:19:55,917 Sharon? 1653 01:19:58,378 --> 01:19:59,379 I'm so sorry. 1654 01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:00,505 - No problem. - I didn't know you were gonna... 1655 01:20:00,588 --> 01:20:02,632 - Here you go. - No, no, no. Wait! 1656 01:20:04,050 --> 01:20:08,096 This house and this team are great. It's exactly what it should be. 1657 01:20:08,888 --> 01:20:10,223 I'm Sean Parker. 1658 01:20:10,306 --> 01:20:11,432 Oh, he's wired in. 1659 01:20:11,975 --> 01:20:13,643 That's what I'm talking about. 1660 01:20:15,228 --> 01:20:16,354 Where's Eduardo? 1661 01:20:16,437 --> 01:20:18,940 He got an internship in New York. 1662 01:20:19,607 --> 01:20:20,984 Eduardo didn't come out? 1663 01:20:41,587 --> 01:20:44,298 I was crashing there for a little bit while I'm taking care of some things, 1664 01:20:44,424 --> 01:20:47,844 but she's done for the summer so she's back at her parents' place. 1665 01:20:47,927 --> 01:20:51,389 - The homeless rock star of Palo Alto. - All right. 1666 01:20:51,472 --> 01:20:53,933 What's your plan for the summer? 1667 01:20:55,101 --> 01:20:56,310 Mark? 1668 01:20:56,936 --> 01:20:59,105 I'm sorry. I was looking at the architecture. 1669 01:21:00,440 --> 01:21:01,774 I asked what your plan for the... 1670 01:21:01,858 --> 01:21:03,359 A hundred schools by the end of the summer. 1671 01:21:03,443 --> 01:21:05,194 - We're gonna go to the restroom. - Okay. 1672 01:21:05,319 --> 01:21:07,321 Yeah, I'll go with you. 1673 01:21:10,950 --> 01:21:12,452 Your date looks so familiar to me. 1674 01:21:12,535 --> 01:21:14,120 She looks familiar to a lot of people. 1675 01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:15,455 What do you mean? 1676 01:21:17,457 --> 01:21:20,835 A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie, 1677 01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:23,755 but he's too embarrassed to shop for it in a department store. 1678 01:21:23,838 --> 01:21:25,673 He comes up with an idea for a high- end place 1679 01:21:25,798 --> 01:21:28,092 that doesn't make you feel like a pervert. 1680 01:21:28,176 --> 01:21:32,180 He gets a $40,000 bank loan, borrows another 40,000 from his in- laws, 1681 01:21:32,305 --> 01:21:35,266 opens a store and calls it Victoria's Secret. 1682 01:21:35,349 --> 01:21:38,061 Makes a half million dollars his first year. 1683 01:21:38,144 --> 01:21:41,981 Starts a catalogue, opens three more stores, and after five years, he sells the company 1684 01:21:42,065 --> 01:21:45,318 to Leslie Wexner and The Limited for $4 million. 1685 01:21:45,485 --> 01:21:46,652 Happy ending, right? 1686 01:21:47,195 --> 01:21:51,449 Except two years later, the company's worth $500 million, 1687 01:21:51,532 --> 01:21:54,827 and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge. 1688 01:21:57,038 --> 01:22:00,833 Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife a pair of thigh- highs, you know? 1689 01:22:02,001 --> 01:22:03,419 Was that a parable? 1690 01:22:04,212 --> 01:22:08,424 My date's a Victoria's Secret model. That's why she looks familiar to you. 1691 01:22:08,508 --> 01:22:09,967 - God. - Don't be impressed by all this. 1692 01:22:10,051 --> 01:22:11,302 I read your blog. 1693 01:22:11,385 --> 01:22:13,429 You know, no, that was for web cretins. 1694 01:22:13,513 --> 01:22:15,181 You know why I started Napster? 1695 01:22:16,349 --> 01:22:21,145 The girl I loved in high school was with the co- captain of the varsity lacrosse team, 1696 01:22:21,229 --> 01:22:23,272 and I wanted to take her from him. 1697 01:22:23,356 --> 01:22:25,274 So I decided to come up with the next big thing. 1698 01:22:25,691 --> 01:22:28,236 - I didn't know that. - Napster wasn't a failure. 1699 01:22:28,361 --> 01:22:31,781 I changed the music industry for better and for always. 1700 01:22:31,864 --> 01:22:36,119 It may not have been good business, but it pissed a lot of people off. 1701 01:22:36,202 --> 01:22:38,663 And isn't that what your Facemash was about? 1702 01:22:38,746 --> 01:22:41,415 They're scared of me, pal, and they're gonna be scared of you. 1703 01:22:41,541 --> 01:22:43,292 What the VCs want is to say, 1704 01:22:43,376 --> 01:22:46,212 "Good idea, kid, the grown- ups will take it from here." 1705 01:22:46,295 --> 01:22:48,923 But not this time. This is our time. 1706 01:22:49,382 --> 01:22:52,844 This time, you're gonna hand them a business card that says, 1707 01:22:52,927 --> 01:22:54,637 "I'm CEO, bitch." 1708 01:22:55,888 --> 01:22:57,723 That's what I want for you. 1709 01:22:58,432 --> 01:23:00,059 So where the hell is Eduardo? 1710 01:23:01,227 --> 01:23:03,688 - He's in New York. - Sucking up to ad execs. 1711 01:23:03,771 --> 01:23:05,731 - He's got an... - An internship. 1712 01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:10,403 The company's here. A billion- dollar company's here. 1713 01:23:11,821 --> 01:23:13,364 - Do you live and breathe Facebook? - Yes. 1714 01:23:13,447 --> 01:23:14,574 I know you do. 1715 01:23:14,657 --> 01:23:17,743 Wardo wants to be a businessman and for all I know he's gonna be a good one, 1716 01:23:17,827 --> 01:23:20,580 but he shouldn't be in New York kissing Madison Avenue's ass. 1717 01:23:22,582 --> 01:23:25,751 This is a once- in- a- generation, "holy shit" idea. 1718 01:23:26,085 --> 01:23:29,755 And the water under the Golden Gate is freezing cold. 1719 01:23:31,465 --> 01:23:35,595 Look at my face and tell me I don't know what I'm talking about. 1720 01:23:37,305 --> 01:23:38,848 Do you ever think about that girl? 1721 01:23:38,931 --> 01:23:39,974 What girl? 1722 01:23:40,099 --> 01:23:43,436 The girl from high school with the lacrosse thing. 1723 01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:45,771 No. 1724 01:23:45,855 --> 01:23:49,400 If you guys are gonna talk about bandwidth, we need shots. 1725 01:23:49,483 --> 01:23:50,985 A hundred schools by the end of the summer? 1726 01:23:51,110 --> 01:23:52,111 Yeah. 1727 01:23:52,195 --> 01:23:53,571 Tell you what. Gesture of good faith. 1728 01:23:53,654 --> 01:23:58,117 While you're getting into 100 schools, I'll put you on two continents. 1729 01:23:59,285 --> 01:24:00,369 Two... 1730 01:24:04,832 --> 01:24:06,292 If you don't have a place to crash, 1731 01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:08,669 I think you should definitely come and live with us. 1732 01:24:09,629 --> 01:24:11,547 Let's line up some shots. 1733 01:24:11,631 --> 01:24:13,758 - Excuse me! - Yes, sir. 1734 01:24:13,841 --> 01:24:16,969 You can take this away and bring back the 1942. 1735 01:24:17,053 --> 01:24:18,971 Absolutely, Mr Parker. 1736 01:24:35,154 --> 01:24:38,157 Attention... Go! 1737 01:24:55,007 --> 01:24:59,512 At the barrier, Hollandia is leading Harvard University by one length. 1738 01:25:09,355 --> 01:25:10,523 Approaching the grandstands, 1739 01:25:10,606 --> 01:25:13,734 Hollandia maintains a lead of three- quarters of a length. 1740 01:25:26,956 --> 01:25:28,207 Come on! 1741 01:26:06,871 --> 01:26:08,205 Whatever. 1742 01:26:13,878 --> 01:26:14,920 - Mr Winklevoss. - Tyler. 1743 01:26:15,046 --> 01:26:16,881 - Tremendous race. - Thank you. 1744 01:26:16,964 --> 01:26:19,216 - And this is my brother, Cameron. - Excellent. 1745 01:26:19,300 --> 01:26:20,343 Sir? 1746 01:26:20,426 --> 01:26:22,136 His Royal Highness Prince Albert. 1747 01:26:22,261 --> 01:26:24,013 Your Highness, this is Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss. 1748 01:26:24,096 --> 01:26:27,433 Of course. Brilliant race. I've never seen a race that close. 1749 01:26:27,558 --> 01:26:28,559 Yes, Your Highness. 1750 01:26:28,642 --> 01:26:31,687 My grandfather, Jack Kelly, was one of the premier rowers of his day. 1751 01:26:31,771 --> 01:26:35,232 I've been coming to Henley for 30 years and I'd never seen a race that close. 1752 01:26:35,608 --> 01:26:37,234 Have you? Have you seen a race that close? 1753 01:26:37,318 --> 01:26:38,402 No, Your Highness. 1754 01:26:38,486 --> 01:26:40,863 Mile- and- a- half races are more commonly won by a boat length or two. 1755 01:26:40,946 --> 01:26:43,741 Yes, that's absolutely right. Brutally close. 1756 01:26:43,949 --> 01:26:44,992 May I introduce my teammates? 1757 01:26:45,117 --> 01:26:47,036 I'm sorry. You'll have to excuse us. 1758 01:26:47,119 --> 01:26:48,788 On to the Dutch. 1759 01:26:52,291 --> 01:26:53,667 Sorry you flew all the way out here to see that. 1760 01:26:53,793 --> 01:26:55,920 Wouldn't have missed it, brother. How was the royalty? 1761 01:26:56,003 --> 01:26:58,631 I just wanted him to tell me a couple more times how close the race was. 1762 01:26:58,756 --> 01:27:02,259 Just brutal, brutally close. Brutally excruciating. Jesus. 1763 01:27:02,343 --> 01:27:04,011 The guy is the prince of a country the size of Nantucket. 1764 01:27:04,136 --> 01:27:05,137 Relax, it's fine. 1765 01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:06,430 - Boys. Divya. - Dad. 1766 01:27:06,514 --> 01:27:08,557 - Mr Winklevoss. - That was a tough beat. 1767 01:27:08,641 --> 01:27:10,726 I'm sorry that you and Mom had to fly out here to see that. 1768 01:27:10,810 --> 01:27:12,645 No, don't ever apologise to me for losing a race like that. 1769 01:27:13,020 --> 01:27:15,648 Don't ever apologise to anyone for losing a race like that. 1770 01:27:15,773 --> 01:27:17,608 - Boys. - Mr Kenwright. 1771 01:27:18,275 --> 01:27:20,945 Dad, this is Mr Kenwright, head of the host family for this week. 1772 01:27:21,028 --> 01:27:22,780 - Pleasure to meet you. - Good to meet you. 1773 01:27:22,863 --> 01:27:24,281 I've just had a phone chat with my daughter. 1774 01:27:24,365 --> 01:27:27,326 She told me that she and her friends are already talking about the race, 1775 01:27:27,451 --> 01:27:29,703 which they've just seen via their computers. 1776 01:27:29,829 --> 01:27:33,666 A new website called Facebook. Do you have this in America? 1777 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,169 I'm gonna find your mother. 1778 01:27:38,712 --> 01:27:39,755 Have I said something wrong? 1779 01:27:39,839 --> 01:27:41,715 Your daughter doesn't go to school in the States? 1780 01:27:41,841 --> 01:27:43,134 No, no. Cambridge. 1781 01:27:43,217 --> 01:27:45,970 Majoring in French literature, though I wasn't aware there was such a thing. 1782 01:27:46,053 --> 01:27:47,138 And they have Facebook at Cambridge? 1783 01:27:47,221 --> 01:27:49,306 And apparently Oxford and the London School of Economics. 1784 01:27:49,390 --> 01:27:50,474 That's where her friends are. 1785 01:27:51,058 --> 01:27:52,560 That's awesome. 1786 01:27:53,018 --> 01:27:56,522 Good race, boys. Take the bitter with the better, eh? 1787 01:27:58,858 --> 01:28:00,234 I'm gonna go watch the race film. 1788 01:28:03,571 --> 01:28:05,865 If this is online, I wanna see it. 1789 01:28:05,990 --> 01:28:07,324 Stop it. 1790 01:28:07,867 --> 01:28:09,368 Stop it, Cam. 1791 01:28:09,743 --> 01:28:11,245 Knock it off. 1792 01:28:11,829 --> 01:28:14,373 I don't mind that we lost to the Dutch today by less than a second. 1793 01:28:14,498 --> 01:28:16,667 That was a good race, and that was a fair race. 1794 01:28:16,750 --> 01:28:18,210 And they'll see us again. 1795 01:28:18,335 --> 01:28:20,463 What I mind, and what you should mind, 1796 01:28:20,546 --> 01:28:23,716 is showing up on Monday for a race that was run on Sunday. 1797 01:28:24,258 --> 01:28:26,177 We tried talking to him ourselves, we tried writing a letter, 1798 01:28:26,260 --> 01:28:29,847 we tried the Ad Board, and we tried talking to the president of the university. 1799 01:28:29,930 --> 01:28:32,433 Now, I am asking you for the last time, 1800 01:28:32,558 --> 01:28:37,730 let's take the considerable resources at our disposal and sue him in federal court. 1801 01:28:38,189 --> 01:28:39,440 Come on. 1802 01:28:40,858 --> 01:28:42,693 I need a real drink. 1803 01:28:49,575 --> 01:28:50,576 Screw it. 1804 01:28:52,036 --> 01:28:54,246 Let's gut the friggin' nerd. 1805 01:28:57,082 --> 01:28:58,417 That's what I'm talking about! 1806 01:28:58,584 --> 01:29:00,419 No,no,no,no, no. 1807 01:29:00,586 --> 01:29:02,838 But check it out, I saw him today. 1808 01:29:02,922 --> 01:29:05,341 Manningham, Mitchell Manningham, my Case Equity guy. 1809 01:29:05,424 --> 01:29:06,509 Hang on. 1810 01:29:06,592 --> 01:29:08,260 Are you guys using Spikes or Ghost Missiles? 1811 01:29:08,344 --> 01:29:10,012 We don't know, we're just shooting at each other. 1812 01:29:10,095 --> 01:29:11,514 Use Sweet Kamikazes. 1813 01:29:11,597 --> 01:29:13,724 Like we know what that is. 1814 01:29:14,225 --> 01:29:18,020 I saw him getting into his Turbo Carrera and he saw me, too. 1815 01:29:18,103 --> 01:29:19,688 I know he did. 1816 01:29:22,107 --> 01:29:25,069 Don't. Don't sweat it. I'm on a landline. 1817 01:29:25,236 --> 01:29:26,570 Bong hit. 1818 01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:28,781 Does anybody hear that banging? 1819 01:29:28,864 --> 01:29:31,283 You don't hear anything. You're writing code. 1820 01:29:31,367 --> 01:29:33,369 Dude, somebody's at the door. 1821 01:29:33,452 --> 01:29:38,040 It's not a dish best served cold. It's best served immediately and relentlessly. 1822 01:29:41,752 --> 01:29:43,587 I'm gonna call you back. 1823 01:29:45,589 --> 01:29:46,632 What's up? 1824 01:29:46,715 --> 01:29:48,092 What's up? 1825 01:29:49,802 --> 01:29:51,554 Mark was supposed to pick me up at the airport an hour ago. 1826 01:29:51,637 --> 01:29:53,222 I've been calling his cell. 1827 01:29:53,305 --> 01:29:57,810 He was on a 36- hour coding tear, so he took a nap for a couple of hours. 1828 01:30:04,066 --> 01:30:05,150 What happened here? 1829 01:30:05,276 --> 01:30:08,737 Not happened. Happening. The next big thing. 1830 01:30:08,821 --> 01:30:09,989 Wards. 1831 01:30:10,072 --> 01:30:11,073 Hey, man. 1832 01:30:11,156 --> 01:30:13,158 - Back to work. - Okay. 1833 01:30:13,242 --> 01:30:16,161 The more bad I get at this, the more wasted I get. 1834 01:30:16,287 --> 01:30:17,788 I mean the more wasted that I get... 1835 01:30:18,163 --> 01:30:19,582 We understand. 1836 01:30:21,959 --> 01:30:23,085 How old are they, Sean? 1837 01:30:23,669 --> 01:30:25,004 It's not polite to ask. 1838 01:30:25,087 --> 01:30:26,255 Sean, how old are they? 1839 01:30:27,506 --> 01:30:28,841 You think you know me, right? 1840 01:30:28,966 --> 01:30:30,175 I've read enough. 1841 01:30:30,301 --> 01:30:32,636 You know how much I've read about you? 1842 01:30:33,178 --> 01:30:34,513 Nothing. 1843 01:30:38,350 --> 01:30:40,102 - Wardo. - Hey, man. 1844 01:30:40,185 --> 01:30:43,105 - I waited an hour for you at the airport. - What time is it? 1845 01:30:43,188 --> 01:30:46,525 It's midnight. Or 3:00 a.m. in New York, where I just came from. 1846 01:30:46,609 --> 01:30:50,279 You gotta see some of the new stuff we got. Hey, Dustin. Show him the Wall. 1847 01:30:50,362 --> 01:30:51,447 I'm just calling it the Wall. 1848 01:30:51,530 --> 01:30:54,116 Forget the Wall, tell him about the meeting I've got set up. 1849 01:30:54,199 --> 01:30:55,784 You know Peter Thiel? 1850 01:30:55,868 --> 01:30:57,202 - Nope. - No reason you should. 1851 01:30:57,286 --> 01:31:00,539 He just runs a $2- billion hedge fund called Clarium Capital. 1852 01:31:02,041 --> 01:31:03,626 Why's he setting up meetings? 1853 01:31:03,709 --> 01:31:04,793 Thiel might wanna make an angel investment. 1854 01:31:04,877 --> 01:31:07,963 I don't care if he's an actual angel. Why is he setting up business meetings? 1855 01:31:08,047 --> 01:31:10,716 - You've had a long flight. - No, I had a long wait on the tarmac at JFK, 1856 01:31:10,799 --> 01:31:13,052 then a long wait at the passenger loading and unloading zone at SFO, 1857 01:31:13,177 --> 01:31:15,054 and in between there was a long flight. 1858 01:31:15,179 --> 01:31:16,889 I'm the business end of this company. 1859 01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:20,059 And he is a house-guest living here rent free 1860 01:31:20,184 --> 01:31:23,062 on a very generous grant from the Eduardo Saverin Foundation. 1861 01:31:23,187 --> 01:31:26,482 I heard about your big- ticket ad buys. Gary's Tuxedos. 1862 01:31:26,565 --> 01:31:28,233 - Hey, man... - Harvard Bartending Course. 1863 01:31:28,317 --> 01:31:31,528 You're just a small step away from bagging Snookies Cookies, I can feel it. 1864 01:31:40,704 --> 01:31:42,998 - You wanna talk to me alone for a minute? - Sure. 1865 01:31:47,336 --> 01:31:48,671 Bong hit. 1866 01:31:48,754 --> 01:31:51,048 - I'm so high. - No, you're not. 1867 01:31:51,590 --> 01:31:53,342 So how's it going? 1868 01:31:53,676 --> 01:31:56,345 How's the internship? How's Christy? 1869 01:31:57,346 --> 01:31:59,682 - How's the internship? - Yeah. 1870 01:32:01,225 --> 01:32:03,185 Mark, Jesus, I quit the internship. 1871 01:32:03,268 --> 01:32:05,771 We talked about this on the phone. I quit on my first day. 1872 01:32:07,398 --> 01:32:09,775 I do remember you saying that. 1873 01:32:09,942 --> 01:32:11,735 So how is Christy? 1874 01:32:12,111 --> 01:32:13,779 Christy's crazy. 1875 01:32:14,071 --> 01:32:15,781 - Is that fun? - No. 1876 01:32:15,864 --> 01:32:16,865 I mean, she's actually psychotic. 1877 01:32:16,949 --> 01:32:22,121 She's insanely jealous, she's irrational, and I'm frightened of her. 1878 01:32:22,788 --> 01:32:24,081 Still, it's nice you have a girlfriend. 1879 01:32:27,626 --> 01:32:31,714 I do not want that guy representing himself as part of this company. 1880 01:32:31,797 --> 01:32:33,966 You gotta move out here, Wardo, this is where it's all happening. 1881 01:32:34,049 --> 01:32:36,051 - Did you hear what I just said? - The connections, the energy... 1882 01:32:36,135 --> 01:32:37,136 Mark, you got... 1883 01:32:37,261 --> 01:32:39,805 I'm afraid if you don't come out here, you're gonna get left behind. 1884 01:32:39,888 --> 01:32:42,224 I want... I need you out here. 1885 01:32:42,307 --> 01:32:44,226 - Please don't tell him I said that. - What did you just say? 1886 01:32:44,309 --> 01:32:46,395 It's moving faster than any of us ever imagined it would. 1887 01:32:46,478 --> 01:32:48,230 - It's moving fast. - What did you mean? 1888 01:32:48,313 --> 01:32:50,232 - And Sean thinks we have... - Sean is not part of this company. 1889 01:32:50,315 --> 01:32:51,400 We have over 300,000 members, Wards, 1890 01:32:51,483 --> 01:32:53,652 and we're in 160 schools, including five in Europe. 1891 01:32:53,736 --> 01:32:55,237 I'm aware of that! Mark, I am the CFO! 1892 01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:56,739 We need more servers than I ever expected we'd need. 1893 01:32:56,822 --> 01:32:58,407 We need more programmers and we need more money, 1894 01:32:58,490 --> 01:33:00,993 and he set up the Thiel meeting. He set up meetings all over town. 1895 01:33:01,118 --> 01:33:02,327 - He set up other meetings? - Yes. 1896 01:33:02,411 --> 01:33:04,163 - Without me knowing anything about it. - You're in New York. 1897 01:33:04,288 --> 01:33:08,167 I'm in New York riding subways 14 hours a day, trying to find advertisers! 1898 01:33:08,292 --> 01:33:09,960 And how's it going so far? 1899 01:33:14,423 --> 01:33:17,009 What did you mean, "get left behind"? 1900 01:33:21,638 --> 01:33:23,015 - Hi. - Can I help you? 1901 01:33:23,098 --> 01:33:24,600 I'd like to freeze this bank account 1902 01:33:24,683 --> 01:33:28,145 and cancel all existing cheques and lines of credit. 1903 01:33:29,480 --> 01:33:32,649 - May I see some ID, please? - Yeah, sure, sorry. 1904 01:33:39,448 --> 01:33:40,699 Sean, he'll be right with you. 1905 01:33:40,783 --> 01:33:42,201 No problem. 1906 01:33:44,036 --> 01:33:46,288 You know this is where they filmed Towering Inferno? 1907 01:33:46,371 --> 01:33:48,123 That's comforting. 1908 01:33:49,541 --> 01:33:51,293 Hey, guys. Come on back. 1909 01:33:52,795 --> 01:33:55,047 - She offer you some waters? - Oh, yeah. We're cool. 1910 01:33:56,632 --> 01:33:57,883 Sean, how are you? Come on in. 1911 01:33:57,966 --> 01:33:59,885 - You must be Mark. - Hi. 1912 01:34:01,678 --> 01:34:05,015 We took a look at everything, and congratulations. 1913 01:34:05,140 --> 01:34:08,644 We're gonna start you off with a $500,000 investment. 1914 01:34:09,061 --> 01:34:12,731 Maurice is gonna talk to you about some corporate restructuring. 1915 01:34:12,856 --> 01:34:14,900 We'll file as a corporation in Delaware 1916 01:34:14,983 --> 01:34:17,903 and come up with a stock structure that allows for new investors. 1917 01:34:17,986 --> 01:34:20,322 Now, let me ask you something. 1918 01:34:20,489 --> 01:34:22,407 Who's Eduardo Saverin? 1919 01:34:42,761 --> 01:34:44,012 Jesus Christ. 1920 01:34:47,599 --> 01:34:48,684 When did you get back? 1921 01:34:48,767 --> 01:34:50,185 You scared me. I need you to knock. 1922 01:34:50,269 --> 01:34:52,187 When did you get back? 1923 01:34:53,272 --> 01:34:54,940 I got back this afternoon. 1924 01:34:55,065 --> 01:34:56,525 And when were you gonna call me? 1925 01:34:56,608 --> 01:34:59,278 Chris, it was kind of a rough trip and I was tired... 1926 01:34:59,361 --> 01:35:03,282 Yeah, or answer one of my 47 texts. Did you know I sent 47 texts? 1927 01:35:03,365 --> 01:35:07,244 I did, and I thought that was incredibly normal behaviour. 1928 01:35:07,369 --> 01:35:08,871 Are you mocking me? 1929 01:35:09,079 --> 01:35:10,289 I brought you a present. 1930 01:35:12,124 --> 01:35:14,960 Why does your Status say "single" on your Facebook page? 1931 01:35:15,085 --> 01:35:16,128 What? 1932 01:35:16,211 --> 01:35:20,132 Why does your Relationship Status say "single" on your Facebook page? 1933 01:35:20,215 --> 01:35:21,884 Well, I was single when I set up the page. 1934 01:35:21,967 --> 01:35:24,052 And you just never bothered to change it? 1935 01:35:24,136 --> 01:35:25,220 What? 1936 01:35:25,429 --> 01:35:26,889 I don't know how. 1937 01:35:26,972 --> 01:35:28,807 Do I look stupid to you? 1938 01:35:28,932 --> 01:35:30,225 No, calm down. 1939 01:35:30,309 --> 01:35:32,561 You're asking me to believe that the CFO of Facebook 1940 01:35:32,644 --> 01:35:34,897 doesn't know how to change his Relationship Status on Facebook? 1941 01:35:34,980 --> 01:35:38,317 It's embarrassing, so you should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that. 1942 01:35:38,442 --> 01:35:39,651 - Go to hell. - Take it easy. 1943 01:35:39,776 --> 01:35:42,821 No, you didn't change it so you could screw those Silicon Valley sluts 1944 01:35:42,905 --> 01:35:44,072 every time you go out to see Mark. 1945 01:35:44,156 --> 01:35:47,159 Not even remotely true, and I can promise you that the Silicon Valley sluts 1946 01:35:47,284 --> 01:35:50,162 don't care what anyone's Relationship Status is on Facebook. 1947 01:35:50,287 --> 01:35:51,663 Please, open your present. 1948 01:35:51,788 --> 01:35:53,665 Your phone does work. 1949 01:35:54,625 --> 01:35:55,751 It's Mark. 1950 01:35:55,834 --> 01:35:58,003 Okay, this is gonna be tricky. 1951 01:35:58,086 --> 01:36:00,589 Open your present. It's a silk scarf. 1952 01:36:00,672 --> 01:36:02,341 Have you ever seen me wear a scarf? 1953 01:36:02,758 --> 01:36:04,593 This'll be your first. 1954 01:36:04,676 --> 01:36:05,761 Yeah. 1955 01:36:05,844 --> 01:36:07,095 - You froze our account? - I did. 1956 01:36:07,179 --> 01:36:09,431 - You froze the account. - I had to get your attention, Mark. 1957 01:36:09,514 --> 01:36:11,266 Do you realise that you jeopardised the entire company? 1958 01:36:11,350 --> 01:36:12,935 Do you realise that your actions could have destroyed 1959 01:36:13,018 --> 01:36:14,019 everything I've been working on? 1960 01:36:14,144 --> 01:36:15,187 We have been working on. 1961 01:36:15,270 --> 01:36:16,772 Without money, the site can't function. 1962 01:36:16,855 --> 01:36:19,107 Let me tell you the difference between Facebook and everybody else. 1963 01:36:19,191 --> 01:36:20,275 We don't crash ever! 1964 01:36:20,359 --> 01:36:24,029 If the servers are down for even a day, our entire reputation is irreversibly destroyed. 1965 01:36:24,112 --> 01:36:26,114 - Look... - Users are fickle. Friendster has proved that. 1966 01:36:26,198 --> 01:36:28,951 Even a few people leaving would reverberate through the entire user base. 1967 01:36:29,034 --> 01:36:31,370 The users are interconnected. That is the whole point. 1968 01:36:31,453 --> 01:36:33,205 College kids are online because their friends are online 1969 01:36:33,288 --> 01:36:35,457 and if one domino goes, the other dominos go. 1970 01:36:35,540 --> 01:36:36,625 Don't you get that? 1971 01:36:36,708 --> 01:36:38,335 I am not going back to the Caribbean Night at A-E-Pi! 1972 01:36:40,337 --> 01:36:41,713 Holy shit. 1973 01:36:44,549 --> 01:36:45,884 What is wrong with you? 1974 01:36:46,009 --> 01:36:47,469 Did you like being nobody? 1975 01:36:47,552 --> 01:36:49,304 Did you like being a joke? Do you wanna go back to that? 1976 01:36:49,388 --> 01:36:50,806 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. 1977 01:36:50,889 --> 01:36:52,224 That was the act of a child, not a businessman, 1978 01:36:52,307 --> 01:36:53,725 and it certainly was not the act of a friend. 1979 01:36:53,850 --> 01:36:56,395 You know how embarrassing it was for me to try to cash a cheque today? 1980 01:36:56,478 --> 01:36:57,729 I am not going back to that life. 1981 01:36:57,854 --> 01:37:00,232 - Maybe you were frustrated. - Yeah! 1982 01:37:00,399 --> 01:37:02,693 - Maybe you were angry. - I was! 1983 01:37:02,901 --> 01:37:05,237 But I am willing to let bygones be bygones, 1984 01:37:05,362 --> 01:37:07,656 because, Wardo, I've got some good news. 1985 01:37:07,739 --> 01:37:08,907 I'm sorry. 1986 01:37:08,991 --> 01:37:13,745 I was angry, and maybe it was childish, but I had to get your attention. 1987 01:37:13,870 --> 01:37:16,665 Wardo, I said I've got some good news. 1988 01:37:17,082 --> 01:37:18,083 What is it? 1989 01:37:18,208 --> 01:37:20,752 Peter Thiel just made an angel investment of half a million dollars. 1990 01:37:20,836 --> 01:37:22,004 What? 1991 01:37:22,212 --> 01:37:26,174 Half a million dollars. And he's setting us up in an office. 1992 01:37:26,925 --> 01:37:29,428 They wanna reincorporate the company. They wanna meet you. 1993 01:37:29,553 --> 01:37:31,013 They need your signature on some documents, 1994 01:37:31,096 --> 01:37:33,515 so you gotta get your ass on the first flight back to San Francisco. 1995 01:37:33,598 --> 01:37:35,183 I need my CFO. 1996 01:37:40,105 --> 01:37:41,189 I'm on my way. 1997 01:37:41,273 --> 01:37:42,774 - Wardo? - Yeah? 1998 01:37:42,941 --> 01:37:44,401 We did it. 1999 01:37:47,738 --> 01:37:48,947 Wards'? 2000 01:37:49,531 --> 01:37:51,450 You're going back there already? 2001 01:37:51,575 --> 01:37:52,701 Yes. 2002 01:37:54,453 --> 01:37:56,621 And also, I'm breaking up with you. 2003 01:38:00,459 --> 01:38:02,252 Somebody stop her! 2004 01:38:04,755 --> 01:38:05,797 Four documents. 2005 01:38:05,922 --> 01:38:07,799 The first two are common stock purchase agreements, 2006 01:38:07,924 --> 01:38:10,969 allowing you to buy stock in the newly reincorporated Facebook, 2007 01:38:11,053 --> 01:38:14,473 as opposed to the old shares, which are now worthless. 2008 01:38:14,556 --> 01:38:15,724 The third is an exchange agreement 2009 01:38:15,807 --> 01:38:18,560 allowing you to exchange the old shares for new shares, 2010 01:38:18,643 --> 01:38:20,896 and then finally a voter holding agreement. 2011 01:38:20,979 --> 01:38:22,731 How many shares of stock will I own? 2012 01:38:22,814 --> 01:38:25,984 1,328,334. 2013 01:38:26,068 --> 01:38:27,444 Jesus Christ. 2014 01:38:27,527 --> 01:38:30,447 That represents a 34.4% ownership share. 2015 01:38:30,947 --> 01:38:33,283 Why the increase from the original 30%? 2016 01:38:33,366 --> 01:38:36,119 'Cause you may need to dilute it to award shares to new investors. 2017 01:38:36,828 --> 01:38:39,081 - I love working with business majors. - I'm telling you. 2018 01:38:39,164 --> 01:38:40,207 - Economics. - Right. 2019 01:38:40,290 --> 01:38:45,212 You should know that Mark has already taken his percentage from 60 down to 51. 2020 01:38:46,505 --> 01:38:49,758 Well, Mark doesn't care about money and he needs to be protected. 2021 01:38:51,802 --> 01:38:54,137 Dustin Moskovitz owns 6.81%. 2022 01:38:54,221 --> 01:38:57,057 Sean Parker, 6.47%. 2023 01:38:59,309 --> 01:39:00,352 I can live with that. 2024 01:39:00,435 --> 01:39:02,270 And Peter Thiel, 7%. 2025 01:39:06,650 --> 01:39:08,944 Would you like to use my pen? 2026 01:39:09,194 --> 01:39:12,155 Eduardo? Eduardo? 2027 01:39:13,907 --> 01:39:15,033 Can you please repeat the question? 2028 01:39:15,117 --> 01:39:17,327 No, it was an outrageously leading question the first time around, 2029 01:39:17,410 --> 01:39:18,537 and now you want us to hear it twice? 2030 01:39:18,620 --> 01:39:20,497 Yes. Would you read it back, please? 2031 01:39:20,580 --> 01:39:21,623 Well, go ahead. 2032 01:39:21,706 --> 01:39:23,416 "'And when you signed these documents, 2033 01:39:23,500 --> 01:39:26,253 "'were you aware that you were signing your own death certificate?“ 2034 01:39:26,336 --> 01:39:27,420 No. 2035 01:39:31,842 --> 01:39:35,971 It was insanely stupid of me not to have my own lawyers look over all the... 2036 01:39:36,054 --> 01:39:39,224 In all honesty, I thought they were my lawyers. 2037 01:39:42,477 --> 01:39:44,062 I was your only friend. 2038 01:39:45,981 --> 01:39:47,315 You had one friend. 2039 01:39:52,154 --> 01:39:53,196 My father won't even look at me. 2040 01:39:53,280 --> 01:39:58,368 Okay, Eduardo, did Mr Zuckerberg say anything to you after you signed the papers? 2041 01:39:58,493 --> 01:40:01,496 There was a lot of handshaking, a lot of congratulations. 2042 01:40:02,664 --> 01:40:04,040 He'd already told me that he wouldn't be 2043 01:40:04,124 --> 01:40:07,252 coming back to school for at least a semester, 2044 01:40:07,335 --> 01:40:10,088 so we were saying goodbye for a while. 2045 01:40:10,881 --> 01:40:12,132 And then before I left he said... 2046 01:40:12,215 --> 01:40:13,300 But you gotta come back. 2047 01:40:13,383 --> 01:40:15,886 Somewhere around the end of November or early December. 2048 01:40:15,969 --> 01:40:18,430 Peter wants to throw us an amazing party when we hit a million members. 2049 01:40:18,513 --> 01:40:20,265 It's gonna be out of control. You gotta come back for it. 2050 01:40:20,348 --> 01:40:21,641 A million members? 2051 01:40:21,725 --> 01:40:22,893 Yeah. 2052 01:40:23,393 --> 01:40:26,688 Remember the algorithm on the window at Kirkland? 2053 01:40:27,606 --> 01:40:28,815 Yeah. 2054 01:40:32,235 --> 01:40:33,486 Yeah, I'll be here. 2055 01:40:38,658 --> 01:40:39,826 You sure about this? 2056 01:40:39,910 --> 01:40:41,077 You're 20 minutes late. 2057 01:40:41,161 --> 01:40:42,621 You're gonna walk in there and say you overslept 2058 01:40:42,704 --> 01:40:43,830 and didn't have time to get dressed. 2059 01:40:43,914 --> 01:40:46,082 They're gonna pitch you. Case Equity is going to pitch you. 2060 01:40:46,166 --> 01:40:47,751 They're gonna beg you to take their money. 2061 01:40:47,834 --> 01:40:49,502 You're gonna nod, you're gonna nod, you're gonna nod, 2062 01:40:49,586 --> 01:40:52,631 and then you're gonna say, "Which one of you is Roth?" 2063 01:40:52,714 --> 01:40:54,132 No, not Roth. Manningham. 2064 01:40:54,216 --> 01:40:56,343 "Which one of you is Mitchell Manningham?" And he'll say, "I am." 2065 01:40:56,426 --> 01:40:59,888 And then you say, "Sean Parker says, 'Fuck you."' 2066 01:41:00,430 --> 01:41:01,765 Walk out. 2067 01:41:01,890 --> 01:41:03,058 Okay. 2068 01:41:15,904 --> 01:41:18,031 In late November, I got the e-mail from Mark 2069 01:41:18,114 --> 01:41:20,158 telling me to come out for the millionth- member party. 2070 01:41:20,242 --> 01:41:21,284 What else did the e-mail say? 2071 01:41:21,868 --> 01:41:24,037 It said that we had to have a business meeting. 2072 01:41:24,913 --> 01:41:28,166 That Mark and Sean had played some kind of revenge stunt on Case Equity, 2073 01:41:28,833 --> 01:41:30,460 and that Manningham was so impressed 2074 01:41:30,543 --> 01:41:34,464 that he was now making an investment offer that was hard to turn down. 2075 01:41:34,547 --> 01:41:38,718 So I went to California, and I went straight to the new offices. 2076 01:41:38,802 --> 01:41:42,514 I didn't know whether to dress for the party or for the business meeting, 2077 01:41:42,597 --> 01:41:44,975 so I kind of dressed for both. 2078 01:41:45,684 --> 01:41:47,644 - But it didn't matter. - Why not? 2079 01:41:47,727 --> 01:41:49,938 Because I wasn't called out there for either one. 2080 01:41:50,021 --> 01:41:51,606 What were you called out there for? 2081 01:41:55,443 --> 01:41:56,820 An ambush. 2082 01:41:57,237 --> 01:41:59,072 Mr Saverin. Hey. Right over here. 2083 01:42:06,204 --> 01:42:07,247 Hey, man. 2084 01:42:07,330 --> 01:42:08,373 - How are you? - Good. How are you? 2085 01:42:08,456 --> 01:42:11,167 - Good, good, good, good, good. - Good to see you. 2086 01:42:11,251 --> 01:42:14,713 At first I thought he was joking. Giving me more contracts to sign. 2087 01:42:19,092 --> 01:42:20,885 But then I started reading. 2088 01:42:24,264 --> 01:42:26,057 Wait, what is this? 2089 01:42:26,391 --> 01:42:29,644 Well, as you know, we had some new investors that have come in. 2090 01:42:29,769 --> 01:42:30,812 What is this? 2091 01:42:43,116 --> 01:42:44,576 Mr Saverin. 2092 01:42:47,203 --> 01:42:48,371 Mark! 2093 01:42:49,664 --> 01:42:51,124 - Mark? - He's wired in. 2094 01:42:51,207 --> 01:42:52,250 - Sorry? - He's wired in. 2095 01:42:52,334 --> 01:42:53,793 - Is he? - Yes. 2096 01:42:55,378 --> 01:42:58,131 - How about now? Are you still wired in? - Call security. 2097 01:42:58,214 --> 01:43:00,050 You issued 24 million new shares of stock! 2098 01:43:01,259 --> 01:43:02,886 You were told that if new investors came along... 2099 01:43:02,969 --> 01:43:06,097 How much were your shares diluted? How much were his? 2100 01:43:06,181 --> 01:43:09,934 What was Mr Zuckerberg's ownership share diluted down to? 2101 01:43:10,268 --> 01:43:11,311 It wasn't. 2102 01:43:11,394 --> 01:43:15,023 What was Mr Moskovitz's ownership share diluted down to? 2103 01:43:15,106 --> 01:43:16,441 It wasn't. 2104 01:43:16,524 --> 01:43:19,444 What was Sean Parker's ownership share diluted down to? 2105 01:43:19,527 --> 01:43:20,570 It wasn't. 2106 01:43:20,653 --> 01:43:23,323 What was Peter Thiel's ownership share diluted down to? 2107 01:43:23,406 --> 01:43:24,491 It wasn't. 2108 01:43:24,574 --> 01:43:27,577 And what was your ownership share diluted down to? 2109 01:43:28,578 --> 01:43:31,247 .03% 2110 01:43:39,089 --> 01:43:41,383 - You signed the papers. - You set me up. 2111 01:43:41,466 --> 01:43:44,010 You're gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company, 2112 01:43:44,094 --> 01:43:45,970 and you made a bad business deal with your own company? 2113 01:43:46,054 --> 01:43:47,680 It's gonna be like I'm not a part of Facebook. 2114 01:43:47,764 --> 01:43:49,099 It won't be like you're not a part of Facebook. 2115 01:43:49,182 --> 01:43:50,225 You're not a part of Facebook. 2116 01:43:50,308 --> 01:43:52,685 - My name's on the masthead. - You might wanna check again. 2117 01:43:52,769 --> 01:43:54,104 This because I froze the account? 2118 01:43:54,187 --> 01:43:56,356 You think we'd let you parade around in your ridiculous suits, 2119 01:43:56,439 --> 01:43:57,482 pretending you were running this company? 2120 01:43:57,565 --> 01:43:59,901 Sorry, my Prada's at the cleaner's! 2121 01:43:59,984 --> 01:44:04,364 Along with my hoodie and my fuck-you flip- flops, you pretentious douchebag! 2122 01:44:04,447 --> 01:44:06,116 Security's here. You'll be leaving now. 2123 01:44:06,199 --> 01:44:09,119 - I'm not signing those papers. - We will get the signature. 2124 01:44:09,202 --> 01:44:11,329 Tell me this isn't about me getting into the Phoenix. 2125 01:44:13,998 --> 01:44:18,211 You... You did it. I knew you did it. You planted that story about the chicken! 2126 01:44:18,294 --> 01:44:20,422 - I didn't plant that story. - What's he talking about? 2127 01:44:20,505 --> 01:44:23,466 - You had me accused of animal cruelty. - Seriously. What the hell's the chicken? 2128 01:44:23,550 --> 01:44:25,260 And I'll bet what you hated the most 2129 01:44:25,343 --> 01:44:28,763 is that they identified me as a co- founder of Facebook. 2130 01:44:29,222 --> 01:44:32,058 Which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole. 2131 01:44:32,142 --> 01:44:36,688 'Cause I'm not coming back for 30%. I'm coming back for everything. 2132 01:44:43,153 --> 01:44:46,114 - Get him out of here. - it's okay, I'm going. 2133 01:44:48,074 --> 01:44:49,367 Hang on. 2134 01:44:51,578 --> 01:44:53,163 Almost forgot. 2135 01:44:54,205 --> 01:44:56,499 Here's your $19,000. I wouldn't cash it, though. 2136 01:44:56,583 --> 01:44:58,126 I drew it on the account you froze. 2137 01:45:03,423 --> 01:45:05,967 I like standing next to you, Sean. 2138 01:45:07,218 --> 01:45:09,345 It makes me look so tough. 2139 01:45:22,484 --> 01:45:23,776 Well... 2140 01:45:24,235 --> 01:45:27,155 That's it, that's our show for tonight, people. 2141 01:45:27,238 --> 01:45:29,532 And look, I wanna see everyone here geared up for a party. 2142 01:45:29,616 --> 01:45:31,701 We're gonna walk into that club like it's the Macy's Parade. 2143 01:45:31,784 --> 01:45:34,913 Mackey, put it up on the big screen. We've gotta almost be there. 2144 01:45:38,166 --> 01:45:40,043 - You all right? - Yeah. 2145 01:45:41,294 --> 01:45:42,754 You were kind of rough on him. 2146 01:45:42,837 --> 01:45:44,839 That's life in the NFL. 2147 01:45:45,048 --> 01:45:46,674 You know you didn't have to be that rough on him. 2148 01:45:46,758 --> 01:45:48,927 - Listen, I put him... - Sean! 2149 01:45:50,220 --> 01:45:52,305 You didn't have to be that rough on him. 2150 01:45:52,388 --> 01:45:53,598 He almost killed it. 2151 01:45:56,351 --> 01:45:57,560 I'll send flowers. 2152 01:45:59,270 --> 01:46:03,983 Speaking of flowers, I'm putting together a party after the party at Kappa Eta Sigma. 2153 01:46:04,067 --> 01:46:05,318 Ashleigh's a sister. 2154 01:46:05,401 --> 01:46:06,945 - Ashleigh? - The intern. 2155 01:46:07,028 --> 01:46:10,198 Yeah. I know who she is. Are you guys... 2156 01:46:10,823 --> 01:46:12,492 Ashleigh? Me? No. 2157 01:46:12,575 --> 01:46:14,035 Well, a little bit. 2158 01:46:14,911 --> 01:46:15,954 Why? 2159 01:46:16,037 --> 01:46:17,872 - No. Nothing, I just... - Excuse me. Mark? 2160 01:46:17,956 --> 01:46:21,209 - We were just talking about you. - Just that you're doing a really good job. 2161 01:46:21,876 --> 01:46:24,045 Thanks. I appreciate that. 2162 01:46:25,046 --> 01:46:26,130 These came in for you. 2163 01:46:26,214 --> 01:46:28,007 Put them on my desk. 2164 01:46:34,973 --> 01:46:36,391 What's the package? 2165 01:46:37,267 --> 01:46:38,309 Nothing. 2166 01:46:40,728 --> 01:46:42,230 - Mac: key. - Yes, sir. 2167 01:46:42,313 --> 01:46:43,606 Refresh. 2168 01:46:44,107 --> 01:46:45,316 Sweet! 2169 01:46:51,322 --> 01:46:53,366 And you're not a hugger. 2170 01:46:53,658 --> 01:46:54,951 I know. 2171 01:46:57,579 --> 01:46:59,038 One million! 2172 01:47:00,623 --> 01:47:03,376 Who's got champagne? Huh? 2173 01:47:04,711 --> 01:47:06,504 I've got champagne. 2174 01:47:26,357 --> 01:47:29,944 The next transformative development, a picture- sharing application. 2175 01:47:30,028 --> 01:47:33,114 A place where you view pictures that coincide with your social life. 2176 01:47:33,197 --> 01:47:36,200 It is the true digitalisation of real life. 2177 01:47:36,284 --> 01:47:38,745 - You can use a CD. - You can do it off of me. 2178 01:47:38,828 --> 01:47:40,538 You don't just go to a party any more. 2179 01:47:40,622 --> 01:47:44,375 You go to a party with a digital camera, and then your friends relive the party online. 2180 01:47:44,459 --> 01:47:45,835 And tagging. The idea... 2181 01:47:45,918 --> 01:47:49,130 - Would this be easier without the bra? - it's worth finding out. 2182 01:47:56,888 --> 01:47:59,265 All right, shut the music down! 2183 01:47:59,641 --> 01:48:01,267 The party's over! 2184 01:48:01,351 --> 01:48:03,144 Everybody, go home! 2185 01:48:03,645 --> 01:48:06,105 I've spent hours watching what people do when they log on. 2186 01:48:06,189 --> 01:48:07,565 How they check their friends' status updates. 2187 01:48:07,649 --> 01:48:09,150 Wait. That's weird. Why did the music stop? 2188 01:48:09,233 --> 01:48:10,401 Check to see which one of their friends 2189 01:48:10,485 --> 01:48:12,403 changed their profiles, changed their photos... 2190 01:48:12,487 --> 01:48:14,072 Seriously, what happened to the music? 2191 01:48:14,155 --> 01:48:16,115 We lived on farms and then we lived in cities, 2192 01:48:16,199 --> 01:48:18,159 and now we're going to live on the Internet! 2193 01:48:18,242 --> 01:48:21,913 Sean, stop. I think something's going on downstairs. 2194 01:48:30,963 --> 01:48:33,758 Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please? 2195 01:48:33,841 --> 01:48:37,095 It's time for you to go home. The party is over. 2196 01:48:37,428 --> 01:48:39,263 Then it's all good. 2197 01:48:41,015 --> 01:48:42,100 - It's the cops. - What? 2198 01:48:42,183 --> 01:48:43,226 Shit! Shit. 2199 01:48:43,309 --> 01:48:47,063 - Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. - Okay, it's okay. Be cool. 2200 01:48:47,605 --> 01:48:49,774 Good to see you, Officer. What can I do for you? 2201 01:48:50,983 --> 01:48:52,026 What's going on? 2202 01:48:52,110 --> 01:48:54,696 Was the music too loud? We were having a celebration. 2203 01:48:54,779 --> 01:48:56,322 Miss, I need you to button your blouse. 2204 01:48:56,406 --> 01:48:59,200 I can tell them to turn the music down. 2205 01:49:03,121 --> 01:49:04,163 That's not mine. 2206 01:49:04,580 --> 01:49:07,583 Okay, we're gonna need identification. Keep your hands where we can see them. 2207 01:49:07,667 --> 01:49:09,085 Oh, my God. 2208 01:49:09,168 --> 01:49:10,878 You got anything else in your pockets I should know about? 2209 01:49:10,962 --> 01:49:12,004 No, sir. No. 2210 01:49:12,088 --> 01:49:14,340 - Don't be stupid, now. - I don't, I don't. 2211 01:49:19,429 --> 01:49:20,930 What's this? 2212 01:49:21,139 --> 01:49:22,849 That's an EpiPen. 2213 01:49:23,933 --> 01:49:26,269 - And this? - That's my inhaler. 2214 01:49:27,103 --> 01:49:28,771 How old are you? 2215 01:49:29,355 --> 01:49:30,773 Twenty- one. 2216 01:49:31,232 --> 01:49:32,275 Twenty- one. 2217 01:49:32,358 --> 01:49:33,776 - Twenty- one. - I'm 21. 2218 01:49:33,860 --> 01:49:35,528 Lying only makes it worse. 2219 01:49:36,904 --> 01:49:39,407 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lied. 2220 01:49:50,418 --> 01:49:51,461 Hello. 2221 01:49:51,544 --> 01:49:54,046 Listen, something's happened. 2222 01:50:01,345 --> 01:50:02,388 Shit. 2223 01:50:02,472 --> 01:50:04,390 No, it's all right. It's gonna be all right. 2224 01:50:04,474 --> 01:50:08,478 I posted bond, and I wasn't doing anything. I mean, I've got allergies. 2225 01:50:13,274 --> 01:50:14,317 Interns. 2226 01:50:14,400 --> 01:50:16,235 It was just a party. 2227 01:50:19,030 --> 01:50:22,408 This is gonna be news, Sean. It's gonna be online any second. 2228 01:50:23,618 --> 01:50:24,660 I know. 2229 01:50:24,744 --> 01:50:26,412 You know with an intern... 2230 01:50:26,496 --> 01:50:28,664 No, it's cool. I have it under control. 2231 01:50:28,748 --> 01:50:30,333 I will get it under control. 2232 01:50:30,458 --> 01:50:32,794 I will call someone and see what the next move is. 2233 01:50:32,877 --> 01:50:34,420 But this is gonna be news now. 2234 01:50:35,171 --> 01:50:37,673 You don't think Wardo was involved, do you? 2235 01:50:37,757 --> 01:50:38,800 I mean, do you think... 2236 01:50:38,883 --> 01:50:39,967 No. 2237 01:50:40,176 --> 01:50:42,053 Or Manningham. One of them. 2238 01:50:42,136 --> 01:50:45,389 Somebody. Somebody sent the coke in there, because it got in there. 2239 01:50:45,473 --> 01:50:47,308 You believe me. God, this is gonna be fine. 2240 01:50:52,146 --> 01:50:53,356 Right? 2241 01:50:56,108 --> 01:50:57,693 Go home, Sean. 2242 01:51:12,917 --> 01:51:14,126 Mark? 2243 01:51:16,003 --> 01:51:17,088 Mark. 2244 01:51:19,590 --> 01:51:21,259 We're done for the day. 2245 01:51:21,342 --> 01:51:23,928 Yeah. Yeah, I was just sitting here. 2246 01:51:27,598 --> 01:51:29,517 What happened to Sean? 2247 01:51:29,851 --> 01:51:32,270 He still owns 7% of the company. 2248 01:51:36,440 --> 01:51:40,695 All you had all day was that salad. Do you wanna get something to eat? 2249 01:51:40,778 --> 01:51:42,113 I can't. 2250 01:51:49,787 --> 01:51:51,038 I'm not a bad guy. 2251 01:51:51,122 --> 01:51:52,623 I know that. 2252 01:51:52,999 --> 01:51:56,502 When there's emotional testimony, I assume 85% of it is exaggeration. 2253 01:51:56,627 --> 01:51:58,087 And the other 15? 2254 01:51:58,170 --> 01:52:01,299 Perjury. Creation myths need a devil. 2255 01:52:04,969 --> 01:52:06,304 What happens now? 2256 01:52:07,471 --> 01:52:11,684 Sy and the others are having a steak on University Avenue. 2257 01:52:12,184 --> 01:52:13,644 Then they'll come back up to the office, 2258 01:52:13,728 --> 01:52:17,023 and start working on a settlement agreement to present to you. 2259 01:52:17,148 --> 01:52:19,025 - They're gonna settle? - Oh, yeah. 2260 01:52:19,650 --> 01:52:22,486 - And you're gonna have to pay a little extra. - Why? 2261 01:52:22,570 --> 01:52:24,739 So that these guys sign a nondisclosure agreement. 2262 01:52:24,822 --> 01:52:27,825 They say one unflattering word about you in public, you own their wife and kids. 2263 01:52:27,909 --> 01:52:29,118 I invented Facebook. 2264 01:52:29,201 --> 01:52:31,329 I'm talking about a jury. 2265 01:52:31,579 --> 01:52:34,165 I specialise in voir dire, jury selection. 2266 01:52:34,248 --> 01:52:36,626 What a jury sees when they look at a defendant. 2267 01:52:36,709 --> 01:52:39,086 Clothes, hair, speaking style, likeability... 2268 01:52:39,170 --> 01:52:40,379 Likeability. 2269 01:52:40,504 --> 01:52:43,341 I've been licensed to practise law for all of 20 months, 2270 01:52:43,424 --> 01:52:44,800 and I could get a jury to believe 2271 01:52:44,884 --> 01:52:47,595 that you planted the story about Eduardo and the chicken. 2272 01:52:47,678 --> 01:52:48,763 Watch what else. 2273 01:52:49,263 --> 01:52:51,349 Why weren't you at Sean's sorority party that night? 2274 01:52:52,099 --> 01:52:54,310 - You think I'm the one that called the police? - Doesn't matter. 2275 01:52:54,393 --> 01:52:56,479 I asked the question, now everybody's thinking about it. 2276 01:52:56,562 --> 01:52:58,689 You've lost your jury in the first 10 minutes. 2277 01:53:00,358 --> 01:53:01,484 Farm animals. 2278 01:53:01,567 --> 01:53:02,735 Yeah. 2279 01:53:03,736 --> 01:53:06,280 I was drunk and angry and stupid. 2280 01:53:06,364 --> 01:53:08,616 - And blogging- - And blogging- 2281 01:53:09,742 --> 01:53:11,077 Pay them. 2282 01:53:11,369 --> 01:53:12,578 In the scheme of things, 2283 01:53:13,037 --> 01:53:14,372 it's a speeding ticket. 2284 01:53:16,374 --> 01:53:18,751 That's what Sy will tell you tomorrow. 2285 01:53:18,876 --> 01:53:21,754 Do you think anybody would mind if I stayed and used the computer for a minute? 2286 01:53:21,879 --> 01:53:23,381 I can't imagine it would be a problem. 2287 01:53:23,464 --> 01:53:24,715 Thanks. 2288 01:53:25,549 --> 01:53:27,885 I appreciate your help today. 2289 01:53:31,722 --> 01:53:33,975 You're not an asshole, Mark. 2290 01:53:35,226 --> 01:53:37,728 You're just trying so hard to be.