1 00:00:49,455 --> 00:00:51,624 Custom subtitle by -: D3xt3r:- 2 00:00:52,319 --> 00:00:53,363 The world of investing... 3 00:00:54,311 --> 00:00:55,709 .. can be a jungle. 4 00:00:56,335 --> 00:00:58,354 Bulls. Bears. 5 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:00,346 Danger at every turn. 6 00:01:01,085 --> 00:01:05,762 That's why, we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves, on being the best. 7 00:01:06,539 --> 00:01:11,184 Trained professionals, to guide you through the financial wilderness. 8 00:01:11,384 --> 00:01:12,733 Stratton Oakmont. 9 00:01:13,655 --> 00:01:14,628 Stabilty. 10 00:01:15,032 --> 00:01:16,765 Integrity. 11 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,659 Pride. 12 00:01:21,913 --> 00:01:23,159 One. 13 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:27,142 Two.. Three! 14 00:01:31,212 --> 00:01:35,107 Twenty five grand to the first cocksucker to nail a bullseye! 15 00:01:35,307 --> 00:01:37,800 Come on, let's go! 16 00:01:38,821 --> 00:01:40,283 One. 17 00:01:40,592 --> 00:01:42,170 Two.. 18 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:45,555 Three! My name is Jordan Belfort. 19 00:01:46,494 --> 00:01:49,704 Not him, Me. That's right. 20 00:01:49,904 --> 00:01:51,509 I'm a former member of the middle class, 21 00:01:51,709 --> 00:01:55,851 raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. 22 00:01:56,051 --> 00:01:58,529 The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, 23 00:01:58,729 --> 00:02:02,038 I made 49 million dollars. 24 00:02:02,238 --> 00:02:05,493 Which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. 25 00:02:10,144 --> 00:02:13,875 No..no..no, my Ferrari was white. Like Don Johnson's in Miami Vice. 26 00:02:14,075 --> 00:02:16,147 Not red. 27 00:02:19,503 --> 00:02:21,023 See that, humongous estate down there? 28 00:02:21,086 --> 00:02:23,184 That's my house. 29 00:02:24,293 --> 00:02:28,413 My wife, Naomi. The Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. 30 00:02:29,127 --> 00:02:30,811 A former model and Miller Lite girl. 31 00:02:31,742 --> 00:02:35,824 Yeah, she was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, 32 00:02:36,153 --> 00:02:38,037 So, put your dick back in your pants. 33 00:02:38,736 --> 00:02:40,985 In addition to Naomi and my two perfect kids, 34 00:02:41,185 --> 00:02:44,522 I own a mansion, private jet, six cars, three horses, 35 00:02:44,722 --> 00:02:48,890 two vacation homes and a 170 foot yacht. 36 00:02:54,983 --> 00:02:58,471 I also gamble like a degenerate, drink like a fish, 37 00:02:58,671 --> 00:03:01,082 I fuck hookers maybe five-six times a week, 38 00:03:01,334 --> 00:03:05,047 I have three different Federal agencies looking to indict me. Oh yeah.. 39 00:03:05,247 --> 00:03:08,398 and I love drugs. 40 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:30,235 Pull up.. Pull up! 41 00:03:30,435 --> 00:03:32,683 We're gonna crash! For Christ's sake! Pull up! 42 00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:35,650 Juuusss.. Relax. 43 00:03:46,038 --> 00:03:48,746 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm alright. 44 00:03:48,946 --> 00:03:49,946 Good job. 45 00:03:51,095 --> 00:03:52,363 You get in there safe, alright? 46 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:55,121 Next time, brahther. 47 00:03:55,321 --> 00:03:56,321 Till next time. 48 00:04:02,316 --> 00:04:05,788 Yep, on a daily basis I consume enough drugs, 49 00:04:05,988 --> 00:04:08,584 to sedate Manhattan, Long Island... 50 00:04:08,784 --> 00:04:09,784 and Queens. 51 00:04:09,984 --> 00:04:12,866 - For a month. - Okay, Mr. Jordan. 52 00:04:13,066 --> 00:04:16,953 I take Quaaludes, ten to fifteen times a day. For my back pain. 53 00:04:17,153 --> 00:04:18,153 Adderall to stay focus. 54 00:04:19,673 --> 00:04:22,170 Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow out, 55 00:04:22,171 --> 00:04:24,666 cocaine to wake back up again and morphine well.. 56 00:04:24,866 --> 00:04:28,167 Because it's awesome. Mornin' Blake. 57 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,752 But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, 58 00:04:36,952 --> 00:04:39,773 there's one that's my absolute favorite. 59 00:04:40,352 --> 00:04:41,490 See... 60 00:04:42,230 --> 00:04:44,905 enough of this shit'll make you invincible, 61 00:04:45,862 --> 00:04:50,571 able to conquer the world and eviscerate your enemies. 62 00:04:52,673 --> 00:04:54,679 And, I'm not talking about this. 63 00:04:56,225 --> 00:04:57,787 I'm talking about this. 64 00:05:00,874 --> 00:05:02,754 See, Money doesn't just buy you a better life... 65 00:05:03,101 --> 00:05:05,219 better food, better cars, better pussy... 66 00:05:05,828 --> 00:05:07,666 it also makes you a better person. 67 00:05:08,159 --> 00:05:11,217 You can give generously to the church or political party of your choice. 68 00:05:11,899 --> 00:05:14,602 You can save the fucking spotted owl with money. 69 00:05:19,002 --> 00:05:20,397 I've always wanted to be rich. 70 00:05:20,736 --> 00:05:22,049 So, let me go back. 71 00:05:22,249 --> 00:05:26,915 I'm 22 years old. Newly married and already a money crazed little shit. 72 00:05:27,115 --> 00:05:28,037 So, what do I do? 73 00:05:28,237 --> 00:05:32,433 I go to the one place on Earth that befit my high minded ambitions. 74 00:05:45,789 --> 00:05:47,677 Jerry FOGEL: You are lower than pond scum. 75 00:05:49,868 --> 00:05:51,187 You got a problem with that? 76 00:05:52,398 --> 00:05:53,472 Jordan? 77 00:05:53,672 --> 00:05:54,672 No. 78 00:05:54,872 --> 00:05:57,771 - No problem at all. - Good, because that is what you are. 79 00:05:57,971 --> 00:06:01,428 Pond scum. Your job is 'connector', which means... 80 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:04,323 that you'll be dialing the phone over 500 times a day, 81 00:06:04,714 --> 00:06:06,754 trying to 'connect' me with wealthy business owners. 82 00:06:06,838 --> 00:06:10,920 And, till you pass your Series 7, that is all you're gonna fucking be doing. 83 00:06:11,321 --> 00:06:13,231 Sit. Sit! 84 00:06:14,356 --> 00:06:17,883 Just so you know, last year I made over 300 thousand dollars. 85 00:06:18,083 --> 00:06:21,039 The other guy you'll be working for, he made over a million. 86 00:06:21,239 --> 00:06:22,239 A million dollars? 87 00:06:22,811 --> 00:06:25,565 I could only imagine what a douchebag that guy must be. 88 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:28,777 - Jordan Belfort? - Yes, Sir. 89 00:06:28,977 --> 00:06:30,806 - Mark Hanna. - A pleasure to meet you. 90 00:06:31,006 --> 00:06:33,567 And, you as well. I see, you've already met the village asshole. 91 00:06:33,767 --> 00:06:35,012 Smile and dial. 92 00:06:35,212 --> 00:06:37,799 And don't pick your fucking head up till one. 93 00:06:37,999 --> 00:06:38,999 Hey, fuck him. 94 00:06:39,248 --> 00:06:41,776 I'm senior broker here, he's just a worthless piker. 95 00:06:41,976 --> 00:06:43,176 Why don't you blow me, Hannah. 96 00:06:43,599 --> 00:06:45,858 Now, Did you really pitched stock.. 97 00:06:46,058 --> 00:06:47,058 In your job interview? 98 00:06:47,109 --> 00:06:49,204 I had to do something to stand out. Right, Sir. 99 00:06:49,404 --> 00:06:51,727 I fuckin' love that! 100 00:06:51,927 --> 00:06:54,336 - Lunch, today. - Yeah. 101 00:06:54,536 --> 00:06:57,566 We don't start dialing at 9:30 Because, 102 00:06:57,766 --> 00:06:59,922 our clients are already answering the phone! 103 00:07:00,122 --> 00:07:01,122 Three, two.. 104 00:07:01,322 --> 00:07:03,965 One.. Let's fuck! 105 00:07:05,622 --> 00:07:07,273 You want to know what money sounds like? 106 00:07:07,473 --> 00:07:09,604 Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. 107 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:12,245 Fuck this, shit that. Cunt, cock, asshole. 108 00:07:12,534 --> 00:07:15,346 I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other. 109 00:07:15,751 --> 00:07:18,228 I was hooked within seconds. 110 00:07:19,301 --> 00:07:21,275 It was like mainlining adrenaline. 111 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,601 - Fourty, Pick up the cocksuckin' phone! - Sorry.. 112 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:35,037 - You're such a fuckin' deouchbag, Hanna. - We don't give two shits about.. 113 00:07:35,177 --> 00:07:36,177 How' technology works. 114 00:07:36,445 --> 00:07:38,720 Because, all we care about is getting fuckin' rich! 115 00:07:39,842 --> 00:07:41,932 - Jordan Belfort.. - Solid.. two thousand. 116 00:07:43,554 --> 00:07:45,482 Done! Time to paint the tape. 117 00:07:46,004 --> 00:07:50,113 Whooow! Two thousand, Microsoft. Going in the hole! 118 00:07:50,313 --> 00:07:51,313 C'mon. 119 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:55,400 The pole man is alive. Alive. Hold on to that, it's hot. 120 00:07:57,466 --> 00:07:59,574 Shut that motherfucker. Shut it.. shut it. Shut it! 121 00:07:59,774 --> 00:08:00,774 Sold! 122 00:08:28,173 --> 00:08:29,278 Tootski? 123 00:08:29,478 --> 00:08:30,478 No. Thank you, though. 124 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:33,841 Mr. Hanna, what can I bring for you on this glorious afternoon? 125 00:08:34,179 --> 00:08:36,199 Well, Hector, here's the game plan. 126 00:08:36,399 --> 00:08:40,593 You're gonna nring us two Absolut Martinis, You know how I like 'em, straight up. 127 00:08:40,793 --> 00:08:43,192 And then, Precisely seven and one half minutes after that, 128 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:45,240 You're gonna nring us two more, and then.. 129 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:50,549 Two more after that every five minutes, until one of us passes the fuck out. 130 00:08:50,749 --> 00:08:52,830 An excellent strategy, Sir? 131 00:08:53,030 --> 00:08:55,733 I'm good with water for now, though thank you. 132 00:08:55,933 --> 00:08:58,884 It's his first day on Wall Street, Give him time. 133 00:08:59,084 --> 00:09:01,405 - Thank you. - Mmhmm. 134 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:04,742 Mr. Hanna.. 135 00:09:04,942 --> 00:09:05,942 You're able to.. 136 00:09:06,142 --> 00:09:10,073 do drugs during the day and still function and do your job? 137 00:09:10,273 --> 00:09:12,117 How the fuck else would you do this job? 138 00:09:12,317 --> 00:09:14,254 Cocaine and hookers, my friend. 139 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:15,454 Right. 140 00:09:15,654 --> 00:09:20,438 I gotta say, I'm incredibly excited about being part of your firm. 141 00:09:22,834 --> 00:09:25,603 - The clients you have are absolutely.. - Fuck the clients. 142 00:09:25,803 --> 00:09:29,091 Your only responsibility is to put mean on the table. 143 00:09:30,669 --> 00:09:32,534 - You got a girlfriend? - I am married. 144 00:09:32,734 --> 00:09:35,264 My wife, her name is Teresa. She cuts hair. 145 00:09:35,439 --> 00:09:36,663 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 146 00:09:36,664 --> 00:09:37,664 Think about Teresa. 147 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:41,531 Name of the game? Move the money from your client's pocket. 148 00:09:41,731 --> 00:09:43,957 - Into your pocket. - Right. 149 00:09:44,157 --> 00:09:46,398 But, if you can make the clients money, at the same time. 150 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,755 It advantageous to everyone. Correct? 151 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:49,955 No. 152 00:09:51,745 --> 00:09:53,542 Number one rule of Wall Street. 153 00:09:53,742 --> 00:09:54,742 Nobody... 154 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:58,030 okay, if you're Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet. 155 00:09:58,230 --> 00:10:02,575 Nobody knows, if a stock's gonna go up, down, sideways or fucking circles. 156 00:10:02,775 --> 00:10:03,856 Least of all stock brokers. 157 00:10:03,975 --> 00:10:07,038 It's all a Fughazi. You know what a fughazi is? 158 00:10:07,238 --> 00:10:09,427 Fugazi it's a fake.. 159 00:10:09,627 --> 00:10:12,226 Yeah, Fugazi, Fughazi. It's a wazi, it's a woozi... 160 00:10:12,426 --> 00:10:16,006 fairy dust. It doesn't exist. It never landed. 161 00:10:16,206 --> 00:10:18,386 It is no matter. It's not in the elemental chart. 162 00:10:18,586 --> 00:10:20,391 It's not fucking real! 163 00:10:22,548 --> 00:10:23,595 - Stay with me. - Mmhmm. 164 00:10:23,795 --> 00:10:26,944 We don't create shit. We don't build anything. 165 00:10:27,144 --> 00:10:30,506 So, you got a client. Who bought stock at eight. 166 00:10:30,706 --> 00:10:31,746 And, announces it sixteen. 167 00:10:31,906 --> 00:10:34,696 He's all fucking happy, He wants to cash in, liquidate. 168 00:10:34,896 --> 00:10:38,066 Take his fucking money and run home. You don't let him do that. 169 00:10:38,266 --> 00:10:40,570 - Cos, that would make it real. - Right. 170 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:41,770 What do you do? 171 00:10:41,970 --> 00:10:45,213 You get another brilliant idea. A special Idea. 172 00:10:45,413 --> 00:10:47,704 Another situation. Another stock. 173 00:10:47,904 --> 00:10:50,114 To reinvest his earnings and then, some. 174 00:10:50,314 --> 00:10:53,769 And, he will. Every single time. Cos, they're fuckin' addicted. 175 00:10:53,969 --> 00:10:55,554 And, then..you just keep doing this. 176 00:10:55,754 --> 00:10:57,527 Again and again. .. and again. 177 00:10:57,727 --> 00:10:58,727 Meanwhile.. 178 00:10:58,927 --> 00:11:02,109 He thinks, he is gettin' shit rich. Which he is... On paper. 179 00:11:02,309 --> 00:11:03,508 But, you and me. The brokers.. 180 00:11:03,509 --> 00:11:08,384 We are taking home cold hard cash via. Commission, motherfucker! 181 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:09,584 Right. 182 00:11:11,948 --> 00:11:13,545 That's incredible Sir. 183 00:11:13,745 --> 00:11:15,865 - I can't tell you, how excited I am. - You should be. 184 00:11:16,025 --> 00:11:17,025 There's two keys, 185 00:11:17,225 --> 00:11:20,170 to sucess, in the broker business. 186 00:11:20,370 --> 00:11:21,370 First of all, 187 00:11:23,804 --> 00:11:25,467 You gotta stay relax. 188 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:26,667 You jerk off? 189 00:11:29,027 --> 00:11:32,795 Do I jerk off? Yeah, Yeah, I jerk off.. yeah. 190 00:11:32,995 --> 00:11:33,995 How many times a week? 191 00:11:35,391 --> 00:11:38,047 Like, uhm.. three four times, maybe. 192 00:11:38,247 --> 00:11:41,107 Pump those numbers up. Those are rookies number in this racket. 193 00:11:41,307 --> 00:11:44,107 I myself, I jerk off at least.. 194 00:11:44,307 --> 00:11:46,527 - Twice a day. - Wow! 195 00:11:46,727 --> 00:11:48,447 Once in the morning, right after I work out. 196 00:11:48,629 --> 00:11:50,535 - And, then once, right after lunch. - Really? 197 00:11:52,035 --> 00:11:53,843 I want to. That's not why I do it. 198 00:11:54,043 --> 00:11:56,094 I do it, cos I fucking need to. 199 00:11:56,294 --> 00:11:57,294 Think about it. 200 00:11:57,494 --> 00:11:59,893 You're dealing with numbers. All day long. 201 00:12:00,093 --> 00:12:04,042 Decimal points.. high frequencies. Bang, bang bang. Iek, iek eik.. 202 00:12:04,242 --> 00:12:06,046 Fucking digits! Ke, ke..ke ke.. 203 00:12:06,246 --> 00:12:08,040 All very acidic, above the shoulders, 204 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,240 mustered shit. 205 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:10,440 Alright? 206 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,643 That kind can weaken some people up. Right? 207 00:12:12,843 --> 00:12:14,763 You gotta feed the geese. Keep the blood flowing. 208 00:12:15,043 --> 00:12:16,965 And, keep the rhythm below the belt. 209 00:12:17,165 --> 00:12:18,165 Done. 210 00:12:18,365 --> 00:12:20,532 This is not a tip. This is a perscription. Trust me. 211 00:12:20,732 --> 00:12:21,732 If you don't? 212 00:12:21,932 --> 00:12:23,667 You will fall out of balance. 213 00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:25,908 Split the differential.. And tip the fuck over. 214 00:12:26,108 --> 00:12:27,108 Or, worse shit. 215 00:12:27,308 --> 00:12:29,160 I've seen this happen.. Implode. 216 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:32,227 - No, I don't wanna implode Sir. - No, you don't. 217 00:12:32,427 --> 00:12:33,427 I'm in it for the long run. You know? 218 00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,477 - Yeah, implosions are ugly. - Yeah. 219 00:12:35,644 --> 00:12:37,684 Pop off to the bathroom, work on it anytime you can. 220 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:38,844 And, when you get really good at it. 221 00:12:38,973 --> 00:12:41,614 You'll fucking be stroking it. And, you'll be thinking about money. 222 00:12:43,009 --> 00:12:46,113 Second.. key to sucess. 223 00:12:46,313 --> 00:12:49,666 In this racket, Is this baby right here. It's called cocaine. 224 00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:53,146 It will keep you sharp, between the ears. 225 00:12:53,346 --> 00:12:56,308 It will also help your fingers dial faster. And, guess what? 226 00:12:56,508 --> 00:12:57,508 That's good for me. 227 00:12:59,107 --> 00:13:01,241 Yes, Sir. 228 00:13:01,441 --> 00:13:03,047 Revolutions. You follow? 229 00:13:03,247 --> 00:13:06,228 - Revolutions. - Keep the client on the Ferris wheel. 230 00:13:06,428 --> 00:13:09,464 And, it goes.. the park is open. 24/7..365. 231 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:12,523 Every decade.. every goddamn century. 232 00:13:12,723 --> 00:13:13,723 That's it. 233 00:13:14,608 --> 00:13:16,347 The name of the game. 234 00:13:17,347 --> 00:13:19,345 I'll key the key. 235 00:13:19,545 --> 00:13:20,545 Thank you. 236 00:13:38,807 --> 00:13:40,072 We are common denominator. 237 00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:50,655 Keep that for me. 238 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,560 For the next six months I got to know the 'ins' and 'out' of Wall Street. 239 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:12,514 Earning shit money, as I geare up to take my Series 7. 240 00:14:27,904 --> 00:14:29,583 Then, I was a license broker at last. 241 00:14:30,997 --> 00:14:32,134 Ready to make my fortune. 242 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:36,549 My first day as a future Master of the Universe. 243 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,207 They called it Black Monday. 244 00:14:57,023 --> 00:14:58,138 No shit. 245 00:14:58,338 --> 00:15:02,696 By four P.M. the market had dropped 508 points, 246 00:15:02,850 --> 00:15:05,855 the biggest plummet, since the crash of '29. 247 00:15:12,471 --> 00:15:14,778 This is not something, that you wanna sell. 248 00:15:14,978 --> 00:15:15,978 You know what happened? A fucking Tsunami. 249 00:15:16,178 --> 00:15:17,178 I think you're making a big mistake. 250 00:15:17,378 --> 00:15:20,813 - Yes, I will talk to your wife. - Trust me. Do not answer the phone. 251 00:15:21,049 --> 00:15:24,604 A lot of people are gonna be calling you. Trying you to get your dirty laundry. 252 00:15:36,682 --> 00:15:38,033 Holy. 253 00:15:40,387 --> 00:15:42,286 Fucking.. Shit! 254 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,387 Unbelievable! 255 00:15:45,587 --> 00:15:47,455 My first shitty day as a broker. 256 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:48,655 Within a month, 257 00:15:48,855 --> 00:15:52,854 L.F. Rothschild, an institution since 1899, 258 00:15:53,054 --> 00:15:54,396 closed its doors. 259 00:15:55,081 --> 00:15:56,923 Wall street had swallowed me up. 260 00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:00,152 And, shit me right back out again. 261 00:16:03,279 --> 00:16:05,271 We could pawn my engagement ring. If we needed to. 262 00:16:05,471 --> 00:16:06,471 Cos, I don't mind. 263 00:16:06,671 --> 00:16:09,280 - If we needed to, I'm saying I'm okay. - Will you listen to me. 264 00:16:10,184 --> 00:16:12,135 We're not pawning anything. Okay? 265 00:16:12,368 --> 00:16:14,752 - What'd I always tell you? - You're gonna be a millionaire. 266 00:16:14,753 --> 00:16:15,753 That's right, okay? 267 00:16:15,953 --> 00:16:18,755 Let me look.. We'll find something. 268 00:16:18,955 --> 00:16:19,955 - How about this? - What? 269 00:16:20,155 --> 00:16:22,928 - Nobody Beats the Wiz”. - Electronic store. 270 00:16:23,128 --> 00:16:25,550 - Stock boy, what do you think? - You're not gonna work at that place. 271 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,868 - Yeah, but you know..you start off.. - Jordan you're gonna be miserable.. 272 00:16:28,025 --> 00:16:30,810 - At that place, if you go there. - It's sales. You work your way up.. 273 00:16:30,811 --> 00:16:32,517 - You'd be a general manger.. - You're not gonna be a stock boy. 274 00:16:32,717 --> 00:16:34,945 - Why not? - Cos, you're a stock broker. 275 00:16:35,145 --> 00:16:37,711 You understand that, nobody is hiring stock brokers right now. 276 00:16:37,911 --> 00:16:40,451 You understand that? Okay? 277 00:16:45,376 --> 00:16:46,841 Ah, this place is.. 278 00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:50,309 - What does that say? - Stock brokers. 279 00:16:52,526 --> 00:16:55,685 Long Island. Stock brokers in Long Island. 280 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,584 Hey, I'm looking for Investor's Center? 281 00:17:18,784 --> 00:17:20,989 That's us, you wanna invest? 282 00:17:21,189 --> 00:17:22,189 No. 283 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:24,550 Investor's Center. I'm looking for Investor's Center? 284 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,731 Yeah, that's us. This is it. 285 00:17:26,931 --> 00:17:29,787 - Oh, I'm Dwayne. - You're Dwayne? 286 00:17:29,987 --> 00:17:31,847 - Yeah. - Hi, Dwayne. We spoke on the phone. 287 00:17:32,047 --> 00:17:35,986 I'm Jordan Belfort. I'm the broker from Rothschild, New York. 288 00:17:36,186 --> 00:17:37,586 Yes, yeah. Have a seat. How are you? 289 00:17:39,075 --> 00:17:41,387 - We spoke on the phone earlier, right? - Two hours ago. 290 00:17:53,571 --> 00:17:56,465 - Where.. where are your quotrons, here? - Quotrons? 291 00:17:56,665 --> 00:17:59,438 - Yeah, computers. - No, we don't need computers here. 292 00:17:59,638 --> 00:18:00,638 We just trade right off the pink sheets here. 293 00:18:00,838 --> 00:18:02,666 - Pink sheets? - Yeah, they're Penny stocks. 294 00:18:02,866 --> 00:18:05,926 Company that can't get listed on NASDAQ, they don't have enough capital; 295 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,078 - .. Their shares trade here. - Penny Stocks? 296 00:18:08,278 --> 00:18:11,853 Yeah, this one.. Aerodhyne. Is a really interesting... 297 00:18:12,053 --> 00:18:14,398 - Or Aero.. Aerotyne? - Aerotyne, yeah. 298 00:18:18,308 --> 00:18:19,669 - Very hot stock right now. - Yeah? 299 00:18:19,756 --> 00:18:23,268 They are couple of brothers, that are making radar detectors out of a garage; 300 00:18:23,468 --> 00:18:25,788 They are out of Dubuque. Maybe, it's microwaves, I'm not sure. But.. 301 00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:26,988 You call the company's main line, 302 00:18:27,188 --> 00:18:29,447 their mom Dorothy answers, and she's so sweet. 303 00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:38,332 Six cents a share? C'mon, Who buys this crap? 304 00:18:38,532 --> 00:18:39,532 Well, I mean.. 305 00:18:39,732 --> 00:18:40,772 Honestly, mostly Schmucks. 306 00:18:40,932 --> 00:18:42,715 There's postmen, there's always a postman. 307 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,830 Plumbers, uhm...? 308 00:18:45,030 --> 00:18:46,985 They see our ads, in the back of Hustler, 309 00:18:47,185 --> 00:18:49,469 Popular Mechanics, and our ads actually says, 310 00:18:49,669 --> 00:18:50,669 they can get rich quick. 311 00:18:50,869 --> 00:18:51,869 - Hustler? - Yeah.. 312 00:18:52,069 --> 00:18:55,067 - You know, that girlie magazine? - Yeah, nudie mag. 313 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:56,267 - A lot. - Yeah. 314 00:18:56,467 --> 00:18:58,118 We're helping them finance houses, 315 00:18:58,318 --> 00:18:59,981 we are helping them buy their wife a Diamond ring.. 316 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,181 A boat.. maybe. 317 00:19:01,381 --> 00:19:05,166 Is this stuff regulated or you guys what're you doing here? 318 00:19:06,584 --> 00:19:10,173 - Ehhh.. sort of.. - Sort of? 319 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,064 Jesus Christ! The spread on these is huge. 320 00:19:15,264 --> 00:19:17,226 Yeah and that's the point. What's your name again? 321 00:19:17,664 --> 00:19:18,664 Jordan Belfort. 322 00:19:18,864 --> 00:19:19,864 Jordan, what did you get on that Blue chip Stock? 323 00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:21,670 I make one percent. 324 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,933 Or, I did make one percent. 325 00:19:24,133 --> 00:19:25,133 Pink sheets it's fifty. 326 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,333 It's fifty percent? 327 00:19:30,455 --> 00:19:31,679 It's fifty percent commission? 328 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:32,680 Yup. 329 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:33,880 For what? 330 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,512 It's our Mark up for our services. 331 00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:41,004 So, if I.. if I sell a stock at ten thousand dollars. 332 00:19:41,204 --> 00:19:43,240 My commission is five thousand bucks? 333 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,711 If you sell ten thousand dollars worth of this stock, 334 00:19:45,911 --> 00:19:48,227 I'll personally give you a blowjob for free. 335 00:19:50,186 --> 00:19:52,161 And, I hope it happens. 336 00:19:53,689 --> 00:19:55,200 Hello, John. How're you doing today? 337 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,219 You mailed in my company a postcard, a few weeks back. 338 00:19:58,419 --> 00:20:00,986 Requesting, information on Penny stocks that had huge.. 339 00:20:01,186 --> 00:20:03,990 Upside potential with very little downside risk. 340 00:20:04,190 --> 00:20:05,757 - Does that ring a bell? - Oh, yeah. I may've sent you. 341 00:20:05,957 --> 00:20:08,478 Okay great. Well, the reason for the call today John is. 342 00:20:08,678 --> 00:20:11,916 Something just came across my desk John. 343 00:20:12,116 --> 00:20:14,872 It is perhaps the best, I've seen in the last six months. 344 00:20:15,072 --> 00:20:16,072 If you've sixty seconds, 345 00:20:16,272 --> 00:20:18,232 I'd like to share this with you. You got a minute? 346 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:21,587 The name of the company, Aerotyne International.. 347 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,785 It is a cutting edge tech firm out of the Midwest, 348 00:20:24,985 --> 00:20:27,267 awaiting imminent patent approval, 349 00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:31,164 on a new generation of radar detectors that have both huge military, 350 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,105 and civilian applications. 351 00:20:33,305 --> 00:20:34,305 Now. 352 00:20:34,505 --> 00:20:38,028 Right now John. The stock trades over the counter at ten cents a share, 353 00:20:38,228 --> 00:20:39,228 And, by the way John... 354 00:20:39,428 --> 00:20:42,585 Our analyst indicates, it could go a heck of a lot higher after that. 355 00:20:42,785 --> 00:20:43,785 Your profit, 356 00:20:43,985 --> 00:20:46,761 on a mere six thousand dollar investment would be, upwards of.. 357 00:20:46,961 --> 00:20:48,646 sixty thousand dollars! 358 00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:52,430 - Jesus! That's my morgage man! - Exactly, you could pay off your morgage. 359 00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:55,428 John, one thing I can promise you. 360 00:20:55,628 --> 00:20:56,628 Even in this market, 361 00:20:56,828 --> 00:21:00,094 Is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. 362 00:21:00,294 --> 00:21:03,833 I ask them to judge me on my losers. Because, they I have so few. 363 00:21:04,033 --> 00:21:05,154 And in the case of Aerotyne, 364 00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:08,568 Based on every technical factor out there, John. 365 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,658 We are looking at a Grand Slam home run. 366 00:21:14,078 --> 00:21:16,871 I'll do four grand. Four thousand, that'd be 40 thousand shares, John. 367 00:21:17,071 --> 00:21:18,071 Let me lock in on that trade now, 368 00:21:18,271 --> 00:21:21,265 and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation. 369 00:21:21,465 --> 00:21:23,286 - Sound good, John? - That sounds good. Great. 370 00:21:23,287 --> 00:21:24,287 Hey, John? 371 00:21:24,487 --> 00:21:26,007 Thank you for your vote of confidence. 372 00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:29,468 - And, Welcome to the Investors Center. - Yeah, thanks a lot. Bye. 373 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,896 How'd you fuckin' do that? 374 00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:40,055 Just like that I made two grand. 375 00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:42,800 The other guys looked at me like, I'd just discovered fire. 376 00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:46,250 Great! Even better! 377 00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:47,930 I was selling garbage to garbage men. 378 00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:49,470 And, making cash hand over fist. 379 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,633 The only problem you're gonna have is, that you didn't buy more. 380 00:21:52,950 --> 00:21:53,930 Boom.. Shakalak! 381 00:21:54,390 --> 00:21:55,890 So, I was selling them shit. 382 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,733 The way I look at it, 383 00:21:57,933 --> 00:21:59,882 Their money was better off in my apartment. 384 00:22:00,082 --> 00:22:02,250 I knew how to spend it better. 385 00:22:02,450 --> 00:22:03,386 Excuse me. 386 00:22:03,586 --> 00:22:04,746 Is that your car, in the lot? 387 00:22:04,930 --> 00:22:05,930 Yeah. 388 00:22:06,130 --> 00:22:08,067 - That's a nice ride. - Thanks man. 389 00:22:08,267 --> 00:22:09,267 Donnie Azoff. 390 00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:11,330 Jordan Belfort. Nice to meet you. 391 00:22:12,050 --> 00:22:14,964 You know, I've seen it around. I've seen it around a lot. 392 00:22:15,164 --> 00:22:18,265 - I think, we live in the same building. - No, shit? 393 00:22:18,465 --> 00:22:20,828 - Twelfth floor? - Yeah. What floor are you on? 394 00:22:21,028 --> 00:22:23,854 Fourth floor. I have a four year old kid, ugly wife? 395 00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:26,250 So, what do you do, bro? 396 00:22:28,011 --> 00:22:29,419 What do you mean, what do I do? 397 00:22:29,619 --> 00:22:30,619 For work? What do you do? 398 00:22:30,819 --> 00:22:31,819 I'm a Stock broker. 399 00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:33,973 - Stock broker? - Yeah. 400 00:22:34,173 --> 00:22:35,173 Childrens Furniture. 401 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:36,630 Oh, good for you. 402 00:22:36,830 --> 00:22:37,830 It's all right. 403 00:22:38,030 --> 00:22:40,103 You make a lot of money? 404 00:22:41,706 --> 00:22:43,242 Yeah, I do alright for myself. 405 00:22:43,442 --> 00:22:44,442 I'm trying..to put it together. 406 00:22:44,642 --> 00:22:47,613 Your fucking nice car? We live in the same building? 407 00:22:47,813 --> 00:22:48,813 I'm not understanding... 408 00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:50,051 How much money do you make? 409 00:22:52,192 --> 00:22:54,307 I don't know. Seventy Thousand last month. 410 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:55,507 Get the fuck...! 411 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,990 Get the fuck out of here. 412 00:22:58,190 --> 00:22:59,190 I'm serious. 413 00:22:59,390 --> 00:23:00,390 No, I'm serious too. 414 00:23:00,590 --> 00:23:02,317 Seriously, how much money do you make? 415 00:23:02,517 --> 00:23:04,717 I told you, 70 thousand. 416 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:08,535 Well, technically. 72 thousand last month. 417 00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:09,735 Somethin like that. 418 00:23:11,031 --> 00:23:13,799 - You make 72 grand a month? - Yeah. 419 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,010 Tell you what. 420 00:23:20,470 --> 00:23:23,221 You show me a pay stub with $72,000 on it, 421 00:23:23,421 --> 00:23:25,558 I'll quit my job right now and I'll work for you. 422 00:23:32,590 --> 00:23:34,373 Hey, Paulie. What's up? 423 00:23:34,573 --> 00:23:35,694 No, yeah.. everything's fine. 424 00:23:35,773 --> 00:23:37,550 Hey, listen. I quit. 425 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:38,800 And he did quit his job, 426 00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:43,226 which I thought was a little weird. I mean, I had just met this fucking guy. 427 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:46,305 There were other things about him too, 428 00:23:46,630 --> 00:23:48,260 like his phosphorescent white teeth; 429 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:53,549 And the fact that he wore horn rims with clear lenses to look more Waspy. 430 00:23:53,550 --> 00:23:56,550 Then, there were this.. rumours. 431 00:23:57,578 --> 00:23:59,570 I heard this, stupid shit. I don't know. 432 00:23:59,770 --> 00:24:00,770 I didn't even wanna bring it up. 433 00:24:00,970 --> 00:24:03,972 - It's just... stupid. - Is it about me? 434 00:24:04,172 --> 00:24:05,212 You know, people say shit. 435 00:24:05,372 --> 00:24:08,000 I don't even listen to them, half of the time. 436 00:24:09,612 --> 00:24:10,727 What do they say? 437 00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:14,344 Shit, about you doing your cousin or something like that? 438 00:24:14,544 --> 00:24:15,584 I don't even listen to it. 439 00:24:15,744 --> 00:24:16,744 Bro, it's not like that. 440 00:24:16,944 --> 00:24:18,065 You know, it's not like that. 441 00:24:18,144 --> 00:24:21,798 I mean, like you married your cousin. Some stupid shit. 442 00:24:23,318 --> 00:24:25,710 Yeah, my wife.. yeah, my wife is my cousin. 443 00:24:25,910 --> 00:24:28,602 It's not like what you think, whatever..you know? 444 00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:31,078 Is she like a... first cousin? Or is she... 445 00:24:31,278 --> 00:24:37,010 Her.. her father, is the brother of my Mom. 446 00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:39,410 It's not like... We grew up together. 447 00:24:39,610 --> 00:24:42,942 And, she grew up hot..you know. She fucking grew up hot. 448 00:24:43,142 --> 00:24:44,142 All my friends were trying to fuck her. You know? 449 00:24:44,342 --> 00:24:46,304 I'm not gonna let someone... 450 00:24:46,504 --> 00:24:50,131 One of these assholes fuck my cousin. So, I used the cousin thing as... 451 00:24:52,082 --> 00:24:54,378 I'm not gonna let, someone else fuck my cousin. 452 00:24:54,578 --> 00:24:56,994 If any one is gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. 453 00:24:57,194 --> 00:24:58,887 - Out of respect. You know.. - No..I get it. Yeah.. 454 00:24:59,087 --> 00:25:01,548 You're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right? 455 00:25:01,748 --> 00:25:02,788 What? Having kid with her? 456 00:25:02,948 --> 00:25:04,148 - Yeah. - No, we have two kids. 457 00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:07,150 I don't mean.. I don't wanna get personal.. 458 00:25:07,224 --> 00:25:08,224 They're okay? 459 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:10,398 No, they're not retarded or anything like that. 460 00:25:10,598 --> 00:25:11,838 But, there'a big chance, right? 461 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:14,160 Yeah... There is like a.. Sixty percent.. 462 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:18,131 You know, sixty sixty-five percent chance the kid's gonna be fucking retarded.. 463 00:25:18,331 --> 00:25:19,331 - .. Or whatever. - That scares the shit out of me, buddy. 464 00:25:19,531 --> 00:25:21,824 Look, man. A lot happen with kids. Whatever takes 465 00:25:21,825 --> 00:25:24,117 biz whether you're fucking cousin or not.. 466 00:25:24,317 --> 00:25:26,368 What if something like that happened? 467 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,640 I basically, you know? If the kid is retarted. 468 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,228 I would drive it up to the country, 469 00:25:31,428 --> 00:25:34,426 and just like, open the door and I'm gonna set you free now. 470 00:25:34,626 --> 00:25:37,013 You know, like run free.. You know.. 471 00:25:42,650 --> 00:25:44,248 I'm completely fucking with you! 472 00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:47,917 That's horrible... 473 00:25:49,565 --> 00:25:52,773 No. We would take it to institution or something where it's handled like.. 474 00:25:52,973 --> 00:25:54,054 Raise the kid or whatever.. 475 00:25:55,265 --> 00:25:57,369 You know what? If you're happy, God bless you, buddy. 476 00:25:57,370 --> 00:25:58,410 No, I'm not fucking happy. 477 00:25:58,570 --> 00:26:00,424 No one who's married is fucking happy. 478 00:26:00,624 --> 00:26:02,384 Well, I'm sorry to hear that, buddy. 479 00:26:02,584 --> 00:26:03,584 Listen, I'm really.. 480 00:26:04,795 --> 00:26:07,059 I'm really appreciative of this fucking job. 481 00:26:07,259 --> 00:26:09,996 - I'm really enjoying.. - I'm really happy of what you're doing.. 482 00:26:10,196 --> 00:26:11,961 Actually, I got you a little present. 483 00:26:12,161 --> 00:26:14,201 - You got me a present? - I got you something, yeah. 484 00:26:14,285 --> 00:26:16,372 - You're sweet! - It's in the back though. 485 00:26:18,006 --> 00:26:19,293 We gotta go out back. 486 00:26:19,493 --> 00:26:21,166 What, it's wrapped up or something? 487 00:26:21,366 --> 00:26:22,366 It's wrapped up yeah. 488 00:26:22,566 --> 00:26:23,566 I don't get it. 489 00:26:23,766 --> 00:26:25,772 We can do it while you're in fucking car. Come on. 490 00:26:27,897 --> 00:26:30,281 I'm not fucking doing this. You're out of your fucking mind. 491 00:26:30,282 --> 00:26:32,009 Do this shit bro. No. 492 00:26:32,209 --> 00:26:33,290 No one is fucking here bro. 493 00:26:34,651 --> 00:26:35,875 Get the fuck in. 494 00:26:36,075 --> 00:26:37,718 Smoke this crack with me bro. 495 00:26:39,665 --> 00:26:41,392 Smoke some fucking crack with me bro. 496 00:26:41,592 --> 00:26:43,999 One hit. That's it. 497 00:27:17,531 --> 00:27:20,233 We gotta get out of here, buddy. 498 00:27:20,433 --> 00:27:23,087 We gotta get out of here. Let's go fucking run. 499 00:27:23,287 --> 00:27:26,453 Let's run like a fucking lion and tirger in pairs! 500 00:27:27,910 --> 00:27:31,117 Let's fucking run! Let's fucking run! 501 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,311 Go.. go... go.. go! 502 00:27:34,340 --> 00:27:36,384 You've reached Frank's auto body. 503 00:27:36,584 --> 00:27:37,584 We're closed right now, 504 00:27:37,784 --> 00:27:39,764 so, please leave us a message! 505 00:27:39,964 --> 00:27:41,729 Hello, my name is Jordan Belfort. 506 00:27:41,929 --> 00:27:42,929 My partner and I are.. 507 00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:45,108 Very interested in renting out your garage. 508 00:27:45,370 --> 00:27:47,511 Donnie and I were going out on our own. 509 00:27:47,711 --> 00:27:50,239 And, the first thing we needed was brokers. 510 00:27:50,439 --> 00:27:52,132 Guys with sales experience. 511 00:27:52,332 --> 00:27:54,416 So, I recruited some of my home town boys. 512 00:27:54,616 --> 00:27:57,547 Sea Otter. Who sole meat and weed. 513 00:27:57,747 --> 00:28:00,804 Chester.. who sold tyres and weed. 514 00:28:01,004 --> 00:28:02,004 And, Robbie... 515 00:28:02,204 --> 00:28:03,962 who sold anything he could get his hands on. 516 00:28:04,162 --> 00:28:05,162 Mostly, weed. 517 00:28:08,110 --> 00:28:09,194 This is Brad. 518 00:28:09,394 --> 00:28:11,170 And, Brad's the guy I really wanted. 519 00:28:11,370 --> 00:28:12,349 But, he didn't go along with us. 520 00:28:12,549 --> 00:28:15,113 He was already making so much money selling Qualutes. 521 00:28:15,313 --> 00:28:17,759 He'd become the Quaalude King of Bayside. 522 00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:19,220 You get any pussy with that thing or what? 523 00:28:19,420 --> 00:28:21,922 Yeah, man. Of course man. - Bring some chicks around here sometime huh. 524 00:28:22,122 --> 00:28:24,475 Little morch... little morch. 525 00:28:25,825 --> 00:28:26,864 Hey, Zit. 526 00:28:27,064 --> 00:28:29,413 Tell your sister, I was asking about her. 527 00:28:29,613 --> 00:28:32,254 But you bring me a pair of her panties, next time you come through. 528 00:28:32,432 --> 00:28:35,226 Yeah, man. She said, they don't wanna talk to you man. 529 00:28:35,426 --> 00:28:37,524 Get the fuck out of here. 530 00:28:37,724 --> 00:28:39,984 Hey, Ma. We got chicken or what? 531 00:28:40,184 --> 00:28:42,075 Ma? 532 00:28:43,128 --> 00:28:45,007 You listening? It's easier than you think. 533 00:28:45,207 --> 00:28:46,207 Every person you're on the phone with, 534 00:28:46,407 --> 00:28:49,213 They wanna get rich and they wanna get rich quickly. 535 00:28:49,413 --> 00:28:51,166 - They all want something for nothing. - There was this one time, 536 00:28:51,366 --> 00:28:54,406 That I was selling pot to Amish dude. You know guy's that got like the beard, 537 00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:56,220 - With like no mustache or some bullshit.. - Yeah.. yeah. 538 00:28:56,810 --> 00:28:59,905 Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. 539 00:29:00,790 --> 00:29:03,134 - What's that gotta do with anything? - I don't understand. 540 00:29:03,135 --> 00:29:05,115 What the fuck are you talking about? 541 00:29:05,315 --> 00:29:07,219 I'm not putting words into your mouth or nothing, But.. 542 00:29:07,419 --> 00:29:10,194 You just said that, Everybody wants to get rich. 543 00:29:10,394 --> 00:29:12,714 - Holy fuck, you did just said that. - Yeah, you said that. 544 00:29:13,974 --> 00:29:16,443 - What the fuck are you talking about? - Yeah, like Buddhist. 545 00:29:16,643 --> 00:29:18,569 They don't give a shit about money. They're wrapped in sheets! 546 00:29:18,769 --> 00:29:19,769 - They don't buy shits. - I'm not..i'm..I'm not talking.. 547 00:29:19,969 --> 00:29:21,050 about Buddhist or Amish. 548 00:29:21,169 --> 00:29:22,905 I'm talking about normal people. 549 00:29:23,105 --> 00:29:25,425 Working class, everyday people. Everyone wants to get rich. 550 00:29:25,616 --> 00:29:27,863 - Am I crazy? - There's no such thing as Amish Buddhist.. 551 00:29:27,864 --> 00:29:29,584 - I am pretty fucking sure. - No, I didn't.. 552 00:29:29,653 --> 00:29:32,237 - Can we get some Ketchup please? - I didn't say Amish Buddhist.. 553 00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:33,608 Do you guys not wanna make money? 554 00:29:35,389 --> 00:29:36,869 I wanna make some fucking money, okay? 555 00:29:37,004 --> 00:29:38,004 I can sell anything. 556 00:29:38,204 --> 00:29:39,904 Shit, I can sell lubes to convent full of 557 00:29:39,905 --> 00:29:41,604 Nuns getting horny to be fuckin' each other. 558 00:29:41,723 --> 00:29:44,033 That's the attitude! You can sell anything? 559 00:29:44,233 --> 00:29:45,993 Sell me, this fucking pen right here. 560 00:29:46,193 --> 00:29:47,193 You can sell anything.. Sell that. 561 00:29:47,393 --> 00:29:48,393 Sell me that pen? 562 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,368 Can I finish eating first? I hadn't eaten today. 563 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,515 Brad, show 'em how it's done. 564 00:29:53,715 --> 00:29:55,486 Boom. Sell me that pen. Watch, go on. 565 00:29:55,686 --> 00:29:56,686 You want me to sell this fucking pen? 566 00:29:56,886 --> 00:29:57,926 That's my boy right there. 567 00:29:58,086 --> 00:29:59,708 Fucking sell anything. 568 00:29:59,908 --> 00:30:02,195 Why don't you do me a favour? Write your name down on that napkin for me? 569 00:30:02,395 --> 00:30:03,395 I don't have a pen. 570 00:30:03,595 --> 00:30:05,586 Exactly. Supply and demand, my friend. 571 00:30:05,786 --> 00:30:07,684 See what I mean? He's creating urgency. 572 00:30:07,884 --> 00:30:10,874 Getting you to want to buy this stock. Gotta make it as something that they need. 573 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,160 That's the thing. 574 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,031 All nuns are lesbians. 575 00:30:14,231 --> 00:30:16,537 What the fuck are you talking about, Otter? 576 00:30:16,737 --> 00:30:18,617 Yeah, think about it. They can't keep in dudes.. 577 00:30:18,730 --> 00:30:21,450 Four fucking times. Get me four times. 578 00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:27,082 Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. 579 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:31,074 Robbie Feinberg the pin head, took five years to finish High School. 580 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,191 Alden Kupferberg-The sea otter, Didn't even graduate. 581 00:30:34,391 --> 00:30:38,651 Chester Ming, the depraved Chinaman thought Jiujitsu was in Israel. 582 00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:40,962 Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. 583 00:30:41,230 --> 00:30:42,470 He actually went to Law School. 584 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:46,504 I call him "Rugrat" b'cos of his piece of shit hairpiece. 585 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,040 Still, give me them young, hungry and stupid. 586 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,692 And, in no time I'll make them rich. 587 00:30:55,963 --> 00:30:58,105 Omigod. Jordan. 588 00:30:58,305 --> 00:30:59,305 You like it, baby? 589 00:31:01,056 --> 00:31:02,362 It's beautiful. 590 00:31:02,562 --> 00:31:03,562 They're not the biggest stones in the world. 591 00:31:03,762 --> 00:31:06,330 But, I promise they are really high quality. 592 00:31:06,530 --> 00:31:09,127 This is beautiful. I don't... it's so beautiful. 593 00:31:10,394 --> 00:31:12,264 - Oh, boy. - What? 594 00:31:12,464 --> 00:31:13,464 I know that look. 595 00:31:14,686 --> 00:31:16,511 - What is it? Go ahead. - I don't know, it's.. 596 00:31:16,512 --> 00:31:21,882 These stocks, these companies. They are like, crappy companies? 597 00:31:22,082 --> 00:31:24,614 Yeah, Yeah. They are terrible. 598 00:31:26,028 --> 00:31:28,813 Don't worry about it. I told you, What I'm doing is, completely legal. 599 00:31:28,814 --> 00:31:31,774 Yeah, I know. They're like, they're not gonna make any money though, right? 600 00:31:33,052 --> 00:31:34,805 Sometimes they do. Sometimes, they don't. 601 00:31:35,005 --> 00:31:36,005 You know, how it goes. 602 00:31:36,205 --> 00:31:37,205 Wouldn't you feel better, 603 00:31:37,405 --> 00:31:40,847 if you sold that stuffs to rich people, who can like afford to lose a lot of money? 604 00:31:43,005 --> 00:31:44,150 Of course. 605 00:31:44,350 --> 00:31:47,090 But, rich people don't buy Penny stocks. 606 00:31:47,290 --> 00:31:48,290 They just don't. 607 00:31:49,762 --> 00:31:50,904 Why not? 608 00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:55,796 Because they're too smart, that's why not. 609 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,340 I mean, what person with a college education. 610 00:31:58,930 --> 00:32:00,866 Would trust this bunch of jerk offs? 611 00:32:04,130 --> 00:32:06,733 But what if they didn't sound like a bunch of jerk offs? 612 00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:09,760 What if, I can teach them how to sell it to people with money? 613 00:32:11,650 --> 00:32:12,830 Real money. 614 00:32:13,030 --> 00:32:14,150 So, I decided to re-invent the company. 615 00:32:14,350 --> 00:32:19,968 Gentlemen, Welcome to Stratton Oakmont. 616 00:32:20,168 --> 00:32:22,048 You snooks will now be targeting the wealthiest. 617 00:32:22,540 --> 00:32:24,946 One percent of Americans. 618 00:32:25,146 --> 00:32:27,253 I'm talking about Whales, here. 619 00:32:27,453 --> 00:32:28,453 Moby 'fucking' Dicks. 620 00:32:28,653 --> 00:32:30,838 And, with this script. 621 00:32:31,038 --> 00:32:32,949 Which is now your new 'Harpoon'.. 622 00:32:33,149 --> 00:32:36,663 I'm goona teach each and everyone of you to be Captain... 623 00:32:36,863 --> 00:32:37,863 Fucking Ahab. 624 00:32:38,063 --> 00:32:40,190 Get it? Huh? 625 00:32:40,390 --> 00:32:41,390 Captain Who? 626 00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:43,327 Captain Ahab. From the fucking... 627 00:32:45,026 --> 00:32:46,621 Book.. motherfucker. From the book. 628 00:32:46,821 --> 00:32:47,861 Turn you fucking brain on! 629 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,480 Listen to me. 630 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,065 We are a new company, with a new name. 631 00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:56,075 A Company, that our clients can believe in. 632 00:32:56,275 --> 00:32:59,162 A Company, that our clients can trust. 633 00:32:59,630 --> 00:33:00,920 A firm, whose roots.. 634 00:33:01,710 --> 00:33:04,000 Are so deeply embedded into Wall Street, 635 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,200 That our very Founders, 636 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,826 Sailed over n the Mayflower, 637 00:33:08,026 --> 00:33:09,426 chiselled the name Stratton Oakmont, 638 00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:11,400 right into plummet fucking rock. 639 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:12,600 Got it? 640 00:33:13,870 --> 00:33:15,050 What we are gonna do is this. 641 00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:18,149 First we pitch them Disney, AT&T, 642 00:33:18,349 --> 00:33:20,864 IBM, blue chips stocks exclusively. 643 00:33:21,064 --> 00:33:23,054 Companies at these peoples moan. 644 00:33:23,254 --> 00:33:24,254 Once we sucker them in, 645 00:33:24,454 --> 00:33:27,224 We unload the dog shits. 646 00:33:27,424 --> 00:33:29,492 The pink sheets, the pennies stocks. 647 00:33:29,692 --> 00:33:30,692 Where we laid the money. 648 00:33:31,090 --> 00:33:33,104 50% commission baby. 649 00:33:33,304 --> 00:33:36,368 Now, the key to making money in a situation like this, 650 00:33:36,568 --> 00:33:39,290 Is to position yourself now, before the settlement. 651 00:33:39,490 --> 00:33:42,250 Because, by the time you read about it in The Wall Street Journal. 652 00:33:42,450 --> 00:33:44,834 It's already too late. 653 00:33:45,034 --> 00:33:46,123 And you wait. 654 00:33:46,323 --> 00:33:47,323 You wait. 655 00:33:47,523 --> 00:33:50,489 And, whoever speaks first.. loses. 656 00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:55,264 Sorry, I appreciate the call. 657 00:33:55,464 --> 00:33:57,794 I realy have to give this some thought. 658 00:33:57,994 --> 00:33:59,637 And, uh.. talking to my wife about it. 659 00:33:59,837 --> 00:34:00,837 Can I call you back? 660 00:34:01,037 --> 00:34:02,493 They don't know, right? They gotta think about it. 661 00:34:02,693 --> 00:34:04,747 They gotta talk to the fucking wives. Or the fucking tooth fairy.. 662 00:34:04,947 --> 00:34:06,827 The point is it doesn't matter what the fuck they say. 663 00:34:07,027 --> 00:34:09,864 The only objection they have is they don't trust you guys. 664 00:34:10,064 --> 00:34:12,159 And, why should they trust you? I mean, look at you.. 665 00:34:12,359 --> 00:34:14,200 You're a bunch of fucking sleazy salemen right? 666 00:34:15,255 --> 00:34:17,279 - So, what do you say? - You mean to tell me that.. 667 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:21,349 If I put you in Union Carbide at 7 and took you out at 32.. 668 00:34:21,549 --> 00:34:23,977 Texas Instruments at 11 and took you out at 47.. 669 00:34:24,177 --> 00:34:26,438 You're still at 16 and took you out at 41, 670 00:34:26,638 --> 00:34:27,837 you wouldn't say Chester.. 671 00:34:27,838 --> 00:34:30,186 Pick me up a few thousand shares at Disney? 672 00:34:30,386 --> 00:34:33,147 - On the spot, right now. C'mon. - I mean, honestly Kevin. Honestly.. 673 00:34:33,148 --> 00:34:35,004 - Seriously? - I don't know you. 674 00:34:35,204 --> 00:34:37,422 You cold called me. You're a total stranger.. 675 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,760 I'm in complete agreement with you, You don't know me, I don't know you.. 676 00:34:42,050 --> 00:34:43,980 - .. Alden Kupferberg. - Robbie Feinberg. 677 00:34:44,180 --> 00:34:45,180 - Chester Ming. - I'm Senior Vice president at Stratton. 678 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,080 - ... Oakmont. - And I plan on being one of the... 679 00:34:48,266 --> 00:34:51,026 - Top broker in my firm next year. - And, I'm not gonna get there, 680 00:34:51,226 --> 00:34:53,067 - by being wrong, Stan. - I do wanna say that.. 681 00:34:54,704 --> 00:34:56,597 You sound like a pretty sincere guy. 682 00:34:56,797 --> 00:34:59,078 It's not gonna make you rich. It's not gonn make you poor. 683 00:34:59,245 --> 00:35:01,325 But, what Stratton.. will do is serve as a... 684 00:35:01,525 --> 00:35:05,049 - Benchmark, for future business, Kevin. - You feel comfortable with me, Scott? 685 00:35:05,249 --> 00:35:06,489 And, then you'll know for sure, 686 00:35:06,593 --> 00:35:10,124 That you've finally found the broker on Wall Street that you can trust. 687 00:35:10,324 --> 00:35:14,024 And who can consistently, make you money. 688 00:35:14,224 --> 00:35:15,224 Sound fair enough? 689 00:35:19,228 --> 00:35:21,996 Yeah, I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed. 690 00:35:23,216 --> 00:35:25,600 What do.. what do you think? 691 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:26,800 Kevin? 692 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,304 You give me one shot here, 693 00:35:29,504 --> 00:35:31,626 On a blue chip stock like Kodak. 694 00:35:31,826 --> 00:35:33,792 And, believe me.. Kevin. 695 00:35:33,992 --> 00:35:36,607 The only problem you gonna have.. 696 00:35:36,807 --> 00:35:39,040 Is that you didn't buy more. 697 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:41,203 Sound fair enough? 698 00:35:43,011 --> 00:35:44,475 Shit.. 699 00:35:47,673 --> 00:35:50,272 My wife might devorce me. But, yeah.. let's do it. 700 00:35:52,340 --> 00:35:55,045 Excellent choice, Kevin. How much do you wanna go for it, this time? 701 00:35:55,046 --> 00:35:57,403 Let's do five.. five thousand dollars. 702 00:35:57,603 --> 00:35:58,603 Why don't we try eight thousand, Kevin? 703 00:35:58,803 --> 00:35:59,803 All right, let's do ten. 704 00:36:00,003 --> 00:36:01,043 - Ten? - You wanna do that? 705 00:36:01,203 --> 00:36:02,203 Excellent choice. 706 00:36:02,403 --> 00:36:04,883 Kevin, let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you, 707 00:36:04,997 --> 00:36:06,550 in a few minutes. With the exact confirmation. 708 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:07,883 Kevin, and Welcome.. 709 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:10,554 - ..To Stratton Oakmond. - Thanks man, I'm gonna have a beer, 710 00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:14,068 - This is fun. - Take it easy Kevin. 711 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,279 Thanks Jordan. Thanks a lot. 712 00:36:23,784 --> 00:36:25,632 - What a fucking idiot. - The one.. 713 00:36:25,832 --> 00:36:29,013 thing I know about in this world is Airlines. 714 00:36:29,213 --> 00:36:32,713 And Kushon Airlines is the future of Airlines. 715 00:36:32,913 --> 00:36:34,579 - Get in now.. - My name is Nicky Koskoff. 716 00:36:34,779 --> 00:36:38,349 Chester Ming, and I'm a Senior Vice President at Stratton Oakmont. 717 00:36:39,515 --> 00:36:42,545 Truly I'm so so sorry for your loss. 718 00:36:42,990 --> 00:36:45,489 - When did he passed? - Just think I'm wrong.. 719 00:36:50,285 --> 00:36:54,031 It's like getting in on sunlight before there's any sunlight, you understand? 720 00:36:58,315 --> 00:37:00,201 That was a very intelligent decision I'm 721 00:37:00,202 --> 00:37:02,087 happy to transfer you to our sale associate. 722 00:37:02,287 --> 00:37:04,135 Rhonda. 723 00:37:04,335 --> 00:37:05,335 Rhonda? 724 00:37:05,535 --> 00:37:07,635 Has anybody fucking seen Rhonda? 725 00:37:14,436 --> 00:37:16,076 Everybody have a good week? 726 00:37:17,850 --> 00:37:18,760 End of the month. 727 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:22,145 $28.7 million in gross commissions, 728 00:37:22,345 --> 00:37:25,700 All from Pink Sheets Stock Boys! 729 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,112 And to celebrate with a weekly act of debauchery, 730 00:37:30,312 --> 00:37:33,692 I have offered our lovely sales assistant Danielle Harrison here, 731 00:37:33,892 --> 00:37:34,892 ten thousand dollars.. 732 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,886 To shave a fucking eye! 733 00:37:38,330 --> 00:37:39,570 Yeah! 734 00:37:40,830 --> 00:37:44,227 You want this? Huh? You want this? 735 00:37:45,820 --> 00:37:49,304 Let the shaving begin! 736 00:37:49,504 --> 00:37:51,089 Scalp, scalp... scalp. 737 00:37:51,090 --> 00:37:53,589 Scalp, scalp... scalp.. scalp, scalp... scalp. 738 00:37:56,090 --> 00:38:00,744 FYI Boys, Danielle's promised to use This 10 thousand dollars for breast implants! 739 00:38:00,944 --> 00:38:04,630 She's already got C-cups, But now she wants fucking Double Ds! 740 00:38:04,830 --> 00:38:07,189 Is this a great company or what? 741 00:38:10,184 --> 00:38:12,528 This is the greatest fucking company of the world! 742 00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:17,085 Dominic.. 743 00:38:17,330 --> 00:38:20,230 Blow the roof off this motherfucker! 744 00:39:47,670 --> 00:39:49,345 Word spread throughout Wall Street. 745 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,600 Even in places I didn't want it to. 746 00:40:02,330 --> 00:40:05,020 It wasn't long before Forbes Magazine. 747 00:40:05,220 --> 00:40:08,492 The flagship of Wall Street called to do a 'Profile' on me. 748 00:40:08,692 --> 00:40:11,257 Let me ask you, How do you see the future for Straten Oakland. 749 00:40:11,457 --> 00:40:12,457 One word.. 750 00:40:15,424 --> 00:40:16,466 Diversification. 751 00:40:16,666 --> 00:40:18,440 That's good. Thank you so much. 752 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:19,640 - I have more than enough. - Fantastic.. fantastic. 753 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,921 Can we get a quick picture? 754 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,745 A total fucking hatchet job. 755 00:40:24,945 --> 00:40:27,270 This conniving little twat! Look at this? 756 00:40:27,470 --> 00:40:30,444 The Wolf of Wall Street”. They call me.. look. 757 00:40:30,644 --> 00:40:31,644 Your hair looks good. 758 00:40:33,270 --> 00:40:34,370 Jordan Belfort, 759 00:40:34,570 --> 00:40:37,347 sounding like a kind of twisted Robin Hood 760 00:40:37,547 --> 00:40:39,990 who takes from the rich and gives to himself 761 00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:42,155 and his Merry band of brokers”. 762 00:40:42,355 --> 00:40:43,555 - Read that..read it. - Listen. 763 00:40:43,648 --> 00:40:44,648 There's no such thing, 764 00:40:44,848 --> 00:40:48,328 - as bad publicity, Sweeheart. - Read the article. 765 00:40:48,528 --> 00:40:49,528 Jordan, you look great. 766 00:40:49,728 --> 00:40:51,784 You're in a huge magazine. 767 00:41:00,535 --> 00:41:01,634 Calm the fuck down! 768 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,150 What the hell's all this? 769 00:41:03,151 --> 00:41:05,798 It's the Forbes article. They all wanna work for you now. 770 00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:07,590 Hey, what did I say? 771 00:41:09,292 --> 00:41:12,073 Hey, you want a job? You talk to me! 772 00:41:13,545 --> 00:41:15,503 Forbes had made me a superstar. 773 00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:21,704 Every day, dozens of money-crazed kids beat a path to my door. 774 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:23,812 If we hired 'em, 775 00:41:24,012 --> 00:41:25,993 they dropped out of college overnight.. 776 00:41:26,193 --> 00:41:30,251 And spend whatever allowance they had on a new suit from our Straten tailor. 777 00:41:30,451 --> 00:41:31,812 Are you fuckin' serious right now! 778 00:41:32,764 --> 00:41:35,651 I mean, we're literally putting clothes on these kids backs. 779 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,970 And here comes, this jerk off sniffing around. 780 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,930 You know, everytime someone rises up in the world. 781 00:41:42,430 --> 00:41:45,450 There's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag him down. 782 00:41:46,930 --> 00:41:49,484 Within months, we doubled in size, 783 00:41:49,684 --> 00:41:51,936 moved to even bigger offices. 784 00:41:58,925 --> 00:42:00,785 It was a madhouse, a greed-fest, 785 00:42:00,985 --> 00:42:05,409 with equal parts cocaine, testosterone and body fluids. 786 00:42:07,975 --> 00:42:09,035 It got so bad. 787 00:42:09,605 --> 00:42:11,590 I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone, 788 00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:12,950 between the hours of 9 and 7, 789 00:42:13,610 --> 00:42:15,883 but I'm telling you even that didn't help. 790 00:42:16,090 --> 00:42:18,730 Actually the madness started on our very first day, 791 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,115 when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, 792 00:42:21,315 --> 00:42:24,683 christened the elevator by getting a blowjob from a sales assistant. 793 00:42:24,883 --> 00:42:26,680 Her name was Pam and to her credit, 794 00:42:27,150 --> 00:42:29,150 she did have an amazing technique, with this.. 795 00:42:29,810 --> 00:42:31,180 Wild twist and jerk motion. 796 00:42:32,180 --> 00:42:33,411 About a month later, 797 00:42:33,611 --> 00:42:35,722 Donnie and I decided to dowble-team her, 798 00:42:35,922 --> 00:42:39,216 On a Saturday afternoon while our wives were out shopping for Christmas dresses. 799 00:42:39,690 --> 00:42:41,530 Eventually Ben married her, which was.. 800 00:42:42,050 --> 00:42:45,814 Pretty amazing considering she blew every single guy in the office. 801 00:42:46,590 --> 00:42:49,218 He then got depressed and killed himself three years later. 802 00:42:49,418 --> 00:42:52,869 Anyway, I hired my Dad Max to maintain order, 803 00:42:53,069 --> 00:42:54,069 As the enforcer. 804 00:42:54,190 --> 00:42:56,210 Stratten's very own Gestapo. 805 00:42:57,180 --> 00:43:00,010 We called him Mad Max because of his hair-trigger temper, 806 00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:04,200 which could be set off by something as innocuous as a ringing telephone. 807 00:43:05,590 --> 00:43:06,550 Who the fuck 808 00:43:07,310 --> 00:43:11,188 has the goddamn gall to call this house on a Tuesday night! 809 00:43:12,410 --> 00:43:14,439 - Goddammit! - You're gonna Miss it. 810 00:43:14,639 --> 00:43:16,584 Oh, please tell me something I don't know. 811 00:43:16,784 --> 00:43:20,644 I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer. And they have to fucking... 812 00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:25,202 Hello? - Gene, how are you Gene? But, as soon as he picked up the phone. 813 00:43:25,402 --> 00:43:27,151 He'd affect this weird British accent. 814 00:43:27,351 --> 00:43:28,791 Right-eo. Gene that will be great... 815 00:43:29,170 --> 00:43:30,291 Cheerio. It was absolutely... 816 00:43:30,780 --> 00:43:33,380 The fucking half-wit! .. bizzare. 817 00:43:33,580 --> 00:43:36,025 You missed it! And He's Mad Max all over again. 818 00:43:38,090 --> 00:43:39,891 Alright, tell me what happened. What happened? 819 00:43:39,970 --> 00:43:40,970 Well, he discovered.. 820 00:43:41,170 --> 00:43:43,547 - ..It was his mother's sister. - Who is he? Who? 821 00:43:43,747 --> 00:43:46,186 The main guy. You know the main guy. 822 00:43:46,386 --> 00:43:49,218 It was his mother's sister. She showed up dead. 823 00:43:49,362 --> 00:43:54,282 Of course, Mad Max didn't have to know everything we're doing at Straten. 824 00:43:54,482 --> 00:43:55,685 Then, there's a big target. 825 00:43:56,934 --> 00:43:59,290 - They get launched and stick? - There's a bullseye.. 826 00:43:59,490 --> 00:44:00,490 The bullseye is a dollar sign. 827 00:44:00,690 --> 00:44:03,010 Whoever, gets closer to the dollar sign get the most bucks. 828 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,855 So, if he gets hurts, what happens? 829 00:44:07,850 --> 00:44:09,211 I don't think, he's gonna get hurt. 830 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,649 They've got, like, superhuman strength anyway. 831 00:44:11,849 --> 00:44:14,429 You can't look him right in the eyes. 832 00:44:14,629 --> 00:44:17,304 - You can't look him in the eye? - That's a fact. It's on PBS. 833 00:44:17,504 --> 00:44:19,828 They get confused and their wires get crossed. 834 00:44:20,028 --> 00:44:21,028 You gotta look like at the Chin. 835 00:44:21,228 --> 00:44:23,564 Looks like I'm look at you but I'm lookin' at your Chin. 836 00:44:25,110 --> 00:44:26,150 They're like the monalisa, 837 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,468 They find eye contact, like whever you're standing at the room. 838 00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:30,668 Then, they lock it.. 839 00:44:30,868 --> 00:44:32,828 But, there's a limit to what we can do with him? 840 00:44:33,470 --> 00:44:35,010 We're allowed to throw shit at him. We're allowed to throw.. 841 00:44:35,210 --> 00:44:36,210 Foods.. bananas.. 842 00:44:36,410 --> 00:44:39,251 But, for example, what I wouldn't do is maybe like.. 843 00:44:39,451 --> 00:44:40,451 Tell him to pull his cock out.. 844 00:44:40,651 --> 00:44:43,274 And like get some of the girls to fondle him or shit.. 845 00:44:43,474 --> 00:44:44,835 Let's keep that in our back pocket. 846 00:44:45,310 --> 00:44:48,054 This guy's more about thrown at the dartboard. 847 00:44:48,470 --> 00:44:49,520 The thing is... this is their gift, okay. 848 00:44:49,950 --> 00:44:52,150 They're build to be thrown. Like a lawn dart. 849 00:44:52,350 --> 00:44:54,910 Their top is heavy. Like a lawn dart, they're build for accuracy. 850 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:56,900 Can we bowl with this guy? 851 00:44:57,100 --> 00:44:58,100 That's his fucking brother, Robbie. 852 00:44:58,300 --> 00:44:59,300 The brother is the bowling ball. 853 00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:00,500 The brother, 854 00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:02,404 you put a skateboard on him, strapped him to a skateboard.. 855 00:45:02,604 --> 00:45:03,604 And, toss him down an alley at some pins. 856 00:45:03,804 --> 00:45:05,452 No, shit. That's interesting. 857 00:45:05,652 --> 00:45:06,652 Can we get that guy? 858 00:45:06,852 --> 00:45:08,532 We'll get that guy too. But, it says here.. 859 00:45:08,596 --> 00:45:09,717 This guy will show his cock. 860 00:45:11,629 --> 00:45:12,905 They're very ornery, by the way. 861 00:45:13,105 --> 00:45:15,232 So, you gotta be careful. With these litle guys, okay? 862 00:45:15,233 --> 00:45:16,233 Safety is first, alright? 863 00:45:16,450 --> 00:45:18,558 I want some of those fucking Tranquilizer gun ready.. 864 00:45:18,758 --> 00:45:19,798 To knock these fucker out. 865 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:21,810 Maze, taser guns? 866 00:45:22,010 --> 00:45:23,010 A pallet gun, maybe? 867 00:45:23,210 --> 00:45:25,646 No, pallet gun's gonna hurt 'em. I just want 'em out! 868 00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:28,999 I say, we stick with the 'loophole'. Right.. okay? 869 00:45:29,199 --> 00:45:31,270 If we don't consider him a human, we consider him as an act. 870 00:45:31,470 --> 00:45:33,151 I think we're in the clear. 871 00:45:33,430 --> 00:45:35,195 Like, you know like flying willanders, you know a lot of those guys died, 872 00:45:35,395 --> 00:45:37,104 - Bu, they never sued anybody. - The important thing.. 873 00:45:37,304 --> 00:45:38,304 You guys gotta keep in mind is 874 00:45:38,504 --> 00:45:41,731 that these things gossip. They get together and they gossip. 875 00:45:41,931 --> 00:45:43,920 - That's a good point. - And the last thing that we need.. 876 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,792 Is them getting together and say, ' oh, they made fun of us'.. 877 00:45:46,992 --> 00:45:49,352 - It's gonna make Straten look bad. - That's why I love you. 878 00:45:49,547 --> 00:45:50,707 You think of shits like that. 879 00:45:52,328 --> 00:45:54,051 We treat it just like one of us, okay? 880 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,920 One of us, copul gobul one of us. 881 00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,899 We accept them one of us. Copul gobul one of us. 882 00:45:59,900 --> 00:46:02,148 We accept them one of us. Copul gobul one of us. 883 00:46:02,348 --> 00:46:03,348 - Copul gobul one of us. - Jordan! 884 00:46:03,548 --> 00:46:04,548 Your dad's coming. 885 00:46:04,748 --> 00:46:06,278 Something to do with the American Express bill. 886 00:46:06,478 --> 00:46:08,840 - Get him out of here? - Yeah, lick my twat. 887 00:46:09,140 --> 00:46:10,160 No, I'm serious. 888 00:46:15,105 --> 00:46:16,784 Make some shit up. 889 00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:20,820 $430,000 dollars 890 00:46:21,510 --> 00:46:24,087 in one month, Jordy? Huh? 891 00:46:24,287 --> 00:46:27,666 Four-hundred-and-fucking- thirty-thousand fucking dollars.. 892 00:46:27,866 --> 00:46:29,030 In one fucking month! 893 00:46:30,785 --> 00:46:32,289 They're business expenses. Just relax. 894 00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:33,850 Jordy, look what you got here? 895 00:46:34,050 --> 00:46:35,050 Look at this. 896 00:46:35,250 --> 00:46:38,504 26 thousand dollars for one fucking dinner! 897 00:46:38,704 --> 00:46:39,704 Okay, no..no..no. This could be explained. 898 00:46:39,904 --> 00:46:42,889 Dad we had clients. We had Pfi..Pfizer clients. 899 00:46:43,089 --> 00:46:44,878 Right, the portal house from Argentina. 900 00:46:45,078 --> 00:46:46,851 Expensive champagne, the wine.. We had to buy champange, 901 00:46:47,051 --> 00:46:49,571 And you got all the fucking sides. Tell him what the sides were. 902 00:46:49,749 --> 00:46:50,989 - I ordered sides, so.. - Sides? 903 00:46:51,112 --> 00:46:52,350 $26,000 904 00:46:52,660 --> 00:46:53,970 Worth of sides? 905 00:46:54,540 --> 00:46:56,581 What are these sides? They cure cancer? 906 00:46:56,781 --> 00:46:58,627 The sides did cure cancer. That's the problem. 907 00:46:58,827 --> 00:46:59,827 They were up there. That's why they were expensive. 908 00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:01,760 - Shut the fuck up. - I'm seriou.. 909 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:02,960 Stop. 910 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:04,189 And, EJ Entertainment. 911 00:47:04,190 --> 00:47:06,274 What the fuck is EJ Entertainment? 912 00:47:06,474 --> 00:47:08,952 Well.. that's uh.. 913 00:47:09,152 --> 00:47:10,963 Yeah, Jordan. What's EJ Entertainment? 914 00:47:11,163 --> 00:47:12,163 Jordan what is that? 915 00:47:12,363 --> 00:47:14,011 It's a fucking prostitution ring, Jordy. 916 00:47:14,211 --> 00:47:15,211 That's what it is! 917 00:47:15,411 --> 00:47:16,411 That is what it is. 918 00:47:16,611 --> 00:47:18,725 Isn't that the perfect, description for them? 919 00:47:18,925 --> 00:47:20,006 That is what it is... but.. 920 00:47:20,125 --> 00:47:21,125 None of this were charged to me. 921 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:22,760 This is all of them. 922 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,630 Oh, it's all us? 923 00:47:24,830 --> 00:47:26,633 It wasn't me though. Fucking explain this shit to him. 924 00:47:26,833 --> 00:47:28,925 These are all your fucking charges! Right here. 925 00:47:29,125 --> 00:47:31,979 The IRS they allow for T&A, that's fine. 926 00:47:32,179 --> 00:47:35,284 T&E - T&E. - I said, T&E. 927 00:47:35,484 --> 00:47:36,484 - No, you said T&A. - No, I didn't. 928 00:47:36,570 --> 00:47:38,420 Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. 929 00:47:38,776 --> 00:47:40,195 You said T&A. It's T&E. Alright? 930 00:47:40,395 --> 00:47:42,715 I know you're upset about the dinner. And that makes sense. 931 00:47:42,832 --> 00:47:45,669 B'cos, we did spend too much money. But, I said T&E. 932 00:47:45,869 --> 00:47:47,575 Don't tell me what you said. I heard what you said. 933 00:47:47,775 --> 00:47:48,896 - Dad, he said T&A. - He did. 934 00:47:48,975 --> 00:47:50,661 - He said T&A. - Absolutely, no question. 935 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:54,060 I'm getting this close! 936 00:47:54,260 --> 00:47:55,260 That's what I'm saying. 937 00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:56,759 I want you to open up more, Max. 938 00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:57,881 He's gonna fucking kill you. 939 00:47:58,046 --> 00:47:59,046 Why do you hold it in? 940 00:47:59,246 --> 00:48:01,558 - Max, Max.. Why do you hold it in? - That's it. 941 00:48:01,758 --> 00:48:03,158 That's it. Get the fuck out of here. 942 00:48:05,970 --> 00:48:08,854 - What kinda hookers take credit card? - A rich one! 943 00:48:09,090 --> 00:48:10,931 In Stratton, there were three kinds of hookers. 944 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:13,120 The blue chips, top of the line. Model material. 945 00:48:13,740 --> 00:48:16,549 They cost between $300 and $500 and you had wear a condom. 946 00:48:16,749 --> 00:48:17,749 Unless, you gave them a hefty tip, 947 00:48:17,949 --> 00:48:19,990 which of course, I always did. 948 00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:21,300 Then came NASDAQs, 949 00:48:22,590 --> 00:48:23,790 who were pretty, but not great, 950 00:48:23,844 --> 00:48:25,664 They cost betweem two to three hundred bucks. 951 00:48:26,310 --> 00:48:28,689 Finally there were pink sheets, skanks. 952 00:48:29,130 --> 00:48:30,519 They cost about a hundred or less, 953 00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:33,768 and if you didn't wear a condom, you'd get a penicillin shot the next day, 954 00:48:33,968 --> 00:48:35,368 and pray your dick didn't fall off. 955 00:48:35,700 --> 00:48:37,061 Not that we didn't fuck them, too. 956 00:48:37,330 --> 00:48:39,977 Believe me, we did. 957 00:48:40,177 --> 00:48:42,279 It's that slip disc thing again. 958 00:48:42,479 --> 00:48:43,560 I know what it is. You know, 959 00:48:43,679 --> 00:48:46,471 too much.. with EJ entertainment. 960 00:48:47,804 --> 00:48:49,029 How are things at home? 961 00:48:49,229 --> 00:48:50,229 Well, not the best. 962 00:48:50,429 --> 00:48:53,516 It just doesn't... you know what I'm saying. 963 00:48:53,716 --> 00:48:54,716 It's like the smell.. 964 00:48:54,916 --> 00:48:57,293 There's a smell, there's attraction thing and after a while, 965 00:48:57,493 --> 00:48:58,493 It just kinda fades away a little bit.. 966 00:48:58,693 --> 00:49:00,874 Yeah, well..it's supposed to fade away. 967 00:49:01,074 --> 00:49:02,645 - Supposed to? - That's marriage. 968 00:49:02,845 --> 00:49:03,926 You know, your mother and I. 969 00:49:04,045 --> 00:49:06,061 - We've been married a long long time. - I know. 970 00:49:06,261 --> 00:49:08,666 What do you think? We're jumping into bed every two minutes? 971 00:49:08,866 --> 00:49:10,472 - It doesn't work that way. - I love her to death. 972 00:49:10,672 --> 00:49:12,824 I wanna stay married, Dad. But.. uh.. 973 00:49:13,024 --> 00:49:14,024 It's crazy out there. 974 00:49:14,224 --> 00:49:16,988 Some of these girls, you should see them. Oh my God! 975 00:49:17,188 --> 00:49:20,354 They're fucking.. the things they're doing now, Pops. 976 00:49:20,554 --> 00:49:22,912 I mean..it's whole on another level. 977 00:49:23,112 --> 00:49:24,673 - Really? - And, they're all shaved too. 978 00:49:24,766 --> 00:49:26,551 - Get out of here! - They're all shaven. 979 00:49:26,778 --> 00:49:29,835 - Are you kidding me? No bush? - Bald as a China-doll. 980 00:49:30,035 --> 00:49:31,648 - No, bush. - Oh my God! 981 00:49:31,848 --> 00:49:36,072 All of a sudden, One week. Nobody'd anything down there, anywhere. 982 00:49:36,272 --> 00:49:38,804 - It's a new world. - They're bald from the eyebrows down. 983 00:49:39,004 --> 00:49:40,924 - Wow. - Nothing. Not a stitches. 984 00:49:41,124 --> 00:49:43,197 - Like lasers. - Wow, new world, see? 985 00:49:43,397 --> 00:49:45,881 I was born too, too.. early. 986 00:49:46,081 --> 00:49:48,534 I've never been a fan of bush, to be honest. 987 00:49:48,734 --> 00:49:49,734 - Really? - Yeah. 988 00:49:49,934 --> 00:49:50,934 I don't mind it. 989 00:49:51,134 --> 00:49:52,134 Dad.. 990 00:49:52,334 --> 00:49:54,971 I don't want you stressing out about any of these. 991 00:49:55,171 --> 00:49:56,171 How can I not get stressed out? 992 00:49:56,371 --> 00:49:58,027 Look at the knuckleheads you got working for you? 993 00:49:58,227 --> 00:50:00,798 I know they're knuckleheads but I need 'em to live like me. 994 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:02,746 You get it? To lived like me. 995 00:50:02,946 --> 00:50:03,946 Jordy, 996 00:50:04,146 --> 00:50:08,023 one of these days, the chickens are gonna come home to roost. 997 00:50:10,634 --> 00:50:12,202 You're looking at me like I'm crazy. 998 00:50:12,402 --> 00:50:13,402 Crazy? 999 00:50:13,602 --> 00:50:15,186 This is Obscene! 1000 00:50:15,386 --> 00:50:18,486 It was obscene... in the normal world. 1001 00:50:18,686 --> 00:50:21,661 But, who wanted to live there? 1002 00:50:29,620 --> 00:50:33,770 Fucking magic! I love this! 1003 00:50:34,250 --> 00:50:38,701 We got minds up here, that's gonna take this company. 1004 00:50:38,901 --> 00:50:42,508 Into the fucking stratosphere! 1005 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,377 Jor-Dan! Jor-Dan! Jor-Dan! 1006 00:50:50,437 --> 00:50:52,284 Fuck Merrill Lynch, Fuck them. 1007 00:50:52,484 --> 00:50:53,484 Why should they be taking all the fucking money, 1008 00:50:53,684 --> 00:50:54,847 all the fucking time. 1009 00:50:55,830 --> 00:50:57,220 It was our next big move. 1010 00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:59,520 Finding companies to take public. 1011 00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:01,070 IPOs. 1012 00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,400 It was the only way, these Wall Street pricks.. 1013 00:51:03,401 --> 00:51:04,962 Would ever stop thinking of us as some.. 1014 00:51:05,310 --> 00:51:06,608 shit kicker bucket shot. 1015 00:51:06,808 --> 00:51:07,968 We've got Arncliffe National, 1016 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:09,902 See, we were a little different. 1017 00:51:10,102 --> 00:51:11,102 We liked to get as fucked up as possible. 1018 00:51:11,302 --> 00:51:13,357 During our business pow-wows. 1019 00:51:13,730 --> 00:51:15,680 In order to stimulate our free flowing ideas. 1020 00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:18,781 Which is why, we're popping these ludes like they're M&Ms. 1021 00:51:21,170 --> 00:51:24,056 We own the fuckin' comp.. 1022 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,700 We own the company... Don't know what a lude is? 1023 00:51:26,900 --> 00:51:27,900 I'll tell you. 1024 00:51:28,100 --> 00:51:29,867 Ah, wait. Wait wait wait. 1025 00:51:30,067 --> 00:51:31,945 Looks like those ludes, 1026 00:51:32,145 --> 00:51:35,091 are woking their magic on Donnie right now. 1027 00:52:08,548 --> 00:52:09,627 The Qualude. 1028 00:52:09,827 --> 00:52:12,557 Or 'lude' as it is commonly referred to. 1029 00:52:12,757 --> 00:52:16,645 Was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor. 1030 00:52:16,845 --> 00:52:17,849 That's not feathers.. 1031 00:52:17,850 --> 00:52:19,288 as a sedative.. 1032 00:52:19,488 --> 00:52:23,548 And was prescribed to stressed out housewives with sleep disorders. 1033 00:52:23,748 --> 00:52:24,748 But, pretty soon.. 1034 00:52:24,948 --> 00:52:25,948 Someone figured out.. 1035 00:52:26,148 --> 00:52:29,629 That if you resisted the urge to sleep for fifteen minutes, 1036 00:52:29,829 --> 00:52:32,282 you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. 1037 00:52:32,482 --> 00:52:36,428 Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, 'course, 1038 00:52:36,710 --> 00:52:39,120 and in 1982 the U.S. Government Schedule One'd them, 1039 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,622 along with the rest of the world. 1040 00:52:42,070 --> 00:52:45,110 Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. 1041 00:52:45,310 --> 00:52:48,901 No shit, you can't even buy 'em anymore. 1042 00:52:49,101 --> 00:52:51,358 You people're all shit outta luck. 1043 00:52:52,410 --> 00:52:54,507 - What is it? - Steeef Maddin.. 1044 00:52:54,707 --> 00:52:55,707 Steeef Maddin.. 1045 00:52:55,907 --> 00:52:56,907 - Steeef.. - Steeef. 1046 00:52:58,540 --> 00:52:59,710 You remember those ads? 1047 00:53:00,703 --> 00:53:02,821 Those giant headed girls with the bunked eyes, 1048 00:53:03,021 --> 00:53:04,261 wearing those big clunky shoes. 1049 00:53:04,684 --> 00:53:06,398 My friend from school Steve Madden. 1050 00:53:06,598 --> 00:53:08,270 His friend from school Steve Madden. 1051 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,343 Steve Madden was 'The name' in women shoes at that moment and, 1052 00:53:11,543 --> 00:53:14,804 and all of Wall Street was begging to take his company public. 1053 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,909 Except, guess who grew up with him? 1054 00:53:18,109 --> 00:53:19,109 Women shoes. Women shoose. 1055 00:53:19,309 --> 00:53:22,116 My very own Vice President. 1056 00:53:24,461 --> 00:53:26,483 Diamond Donnie Azoff. 1057 00:53:29,370 --> 00:53:32,763 Jordan, you better come check this fucking Chick out. 1058 00:53:32,963 --> 00:53:34,547 Look. 1059 00:53:39,862 --> 00:53:42,054 I would fuck that girl, if she was my sister. 1060 00:53:42,254 --> 00:53:45,025 I would let that girl, give me fucking aids. 1061 00:53:50,072 --> 00:53:51,881 - She's hot. - Cristy. 1062 00:53:58,495 --> 00:54:00,063 Jordan, this is my friend Naomi. 1063 00:54:00,263 --> 00:54:01,263 - Hi. - Naomi. 1064 00:54:01,463 --> 00:54:02,463 Nice to meet you. 1065 00:54:02,670 --> 00:54:03,990 Naomi, Nice to meet you. 1066 00:54:04,190 --> 00:54:06,022 You have an awesome place here. 1067 00:54:06,222 --> 00:54:09,010 I don't think I've ever been in a house like this big before. 1068 00:54:09,210 --> 00:54:10,210 - Oh, really? - Yeah. - Beautiful beach out there.. 1069 00:54:10,970 --> 00:54:12,070 Blair Hollingsworth. 1070 00:54:13,686 --> 00:54:14,807 Hi. Buddy, nice to meet you. 1071 00:54:15,090 --> 00:54:16,536 - Name's Blair right? - Yeah. 1072 00:54:16,736 --> 00:54:17,736 You like to jet ski? 1073 00:54:17,936 --> 00:54:18,976 I've never done it before. 1074 00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:20,720 You've never jet-ski'Ed in your life? 1075 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:22,610 - No, I've never jet-ski'Ed. - You've never been to jet-ski'Ed.. 1076 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,230 - No, I haven't. - How many times you gonna ask her, 1077 00:54:24,430 --> 00:54:25,430 She's never been on a jer ski. 1078 00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:28,231 I don't know, I might ask her a couple more times. 1079 00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:29,431 Okay. 1080 00:54:32,077 --> 00:54:33,405 Hi, I'm Hildy. 1081 00:54:33,605 --> 00:54:34,605 - Nice to meet you. - Hi. 1082 00:54:34,805 --> 00:54:36,411 Jordan, Teresa needs your help. 1083 00:54:36,611 --> 00:54:37,611 Yeah. I'll be out in couple of minutes. 1084 00:54:37,811 --> 00:54:39,425 Just tell her, I'll be out in couple of minutes. 1085 00:54:39,625 --> 00:54:41,024 Why don't you tell your wife that? - How am I 1086 00:54:41,025 --> 00:54:42,422 to do that, when I'm having a conversation? 1087 00:54:42,622 --> 00:54:45,021 - What am I, your secretary? - I think, we should get going. 1088 00:54:45,205 --> 00:54:46,629 Wait, wait. Where're you guys going? 1089 00:54:46,630 --> 00:54:48,375 We gotta go. We got two other parties we're supposed to get to. 1090 00:54:48,575 --> 00:54:49,575 - We can stay for a drink. - Yes, stay for a drink. 1091 00:54:49,775 --> 00:54:52,525 No, we got two other parties we're supposed to get to. so.. 1092 00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,400 Why don't you let her stay for a bit. 1093 00:54:54,660 --> 00:54:56,846 Let her stay for a bit. What's the big deal? 1094 00:54:57,046 --> 00:54:58,646 - You like champagne? - I do. 1095 00:54:58,846 --> 00:55:01,127 Donnie, what the fuck are you doing? 1096 00:55:01,327 --> 00:55:02,327 You piece of shit! 1097 00:55:10,972 --> 00:55:12,676 You guys're gonna have to excuse my friend. 1098 00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:13,677 Get the fuck out of here! 1099 00:55:18,767 --> 00:55:20,863 Let him fucking finish, Hildy. 1100 00:55:21,063 --> 00:55:22,063 That's fucking rude! 1101 00:55:28,210 --> 00:55:30,114 So, Bay Ridge. That's near Staten Island, right? 1102 00:55:30,115 --> 00:55:32,532 Brooklyn, across the Verrazano Bridge. 1103 00:55:32,732 --> 00:55:34,692 - Saturday night fever, territory. - That's right. 1104 00:55:34,848 --> 00:55:35,848 Guinea gulch. 1105 00:55:36,048 --> 00:55:38,360 We call the Verrazano Bridge Guinea gang point. 1106 00:55:40,042 --> 00:55:41,371 So, I presume, You're Italian? 1107 00:55:41,571 --> 00:55:42,571 On my dad's side. 1108 00:55:42,771 --> 00:55:45,908 I'm also Dutch, German, English.. 1109 00:55:46,108 --> 00:55:47,108 I'm a mutt. 1110 00:55:47,308 --> 00:55:48,308 Oh, you're a mutt. 1111 00:55:48,508 --> 00:55:51,235 Yeah. Actually, I have family over there, in London. 1112 00:55:51,435 --> 00:55:52,435 My Aunt Emma. 1113 00:55:52,635 --> 00:55:53,635 She's the best. 1114 00:55:53,835 --> 00:55:57,092 Very British, you know? Classy Lady. 1115 00:55:57,292 --> 00:55:58,292 That explains it then. 1116 00:55:58,492 --> 00:55:59,492 Explains what? 1117 00:55:59,692 --> 00:56:00,939 Explains you. I mean.. 1118 00:56:01,139 --> 00:56:02,139 You're a Duchess, right. 1119 00:56:02,339 --> 00:56:04,726 The Duchess of Bay Ridge. 1120 00:56:07,969 --> 00:56:08,826 Excuse me? 1121 00:56:09,026 --> 00:56:11,097 Can I get a straw please? 1122 00:56:12,698 --> 00:56:14,265 Thank you. 1123 00:56:16,598 --> 00:56:18,203 So, I was umm.. 1124 00:56:18,403 --> 00:56:21,760 a little surprised you asked Cristy for my number. 1125 00:56:23,312 --> 00:56:24,824 Why's that? 1126 00:56:26,646 --> 00:56:28,104 Aren't you married? 1127 00:56:29,322 --> 00:56:30,434 Well.. 1128 00:56:30,634 --> 00:56:31,634 Yeah, but.. what? 1129 00:56:31,834 --> 00:56:34,295 Married people can't have friends? 1130 00:56:36,186 --> 00:56:37,930 We're gonna be friends? 1131 00:56:38,130 --> 00:56:39,130 Yeah. 1132 00:56:39,330 --> 00:56:42,103 You don't wanna be my friend? 1133 00:56:45,500 --> 00:56:48,084 We are not gonna be friends. 1134 00:56:56,792 --> 00:56:58,907 and at night I work my designs. 1135 00:56:59,107 --> 00:57:01,431 I have an entire line of lingerie.. 1136 00:57:01,631 --> 00:57:04,307 Camisoles, bustiers, panties. 1137 00:57:05,940 --> 00:57:07,944 She designs panties, too? 1138 00:57:08,144 --> 00:57:10,624 Oh my God! 1139 00:57:20,147 --> 00:57:22,428 C'mon, Jordan, think of a way to get up to her apartment? 1140 00:57:28,226 --> 00:57:30,097 You wanna come up for some tea or something? 1141 00:57:32,064 --> 00:57:33,047 Tea? Yeah. 1142 00:57:33,247 --> 00:57:35,440 - Like hot tea? - Yeah. 1143 00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:36,640 Sounds nice. 1144 00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:39,208 Tea. Fuck yeah. I want to come up for tea. 1145 00:57:39,408 --> 00:57:43,214 Darjeeling..Rosettes.. or something of that shit.. 1146 00:57:43,414 --> 00:57:44,414 Rocky. Who's this. 1147 00:57:45,438 --> 00:57:47,985 - Say hi, Rocky. - Hi, sweet heart. 1148 00:57:50,752 --> 00:57:53,006 Why don't you light a fire? I'll be right out. 1149 00:57:53,206 --> 00:57:55,261 - Fire here. - Sure. 1150 00:57:58,723 --> 00:58:01,002 I like painting here, It's uh... 1151 00:58:07,482 --> 00:58:09,978 God, help me. How do I fuck this girl? 1152 00:58:14,052 --> 00:58:15,494 - You allright? - Yeah, yeah. Just, 1153 00:58:15,694 --> 00:58:17,782 Trying to light a fire here. 1154 00:58:22,950 --> 00:58:25,631 That's it, you're leaving. Don't get involved. Go home to your wife. 1155 00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:37,380 As you can probably guess, 1156 00:58:37,580 --> 00:58:41,038 I fucked her goddamn brains out. 1157 00:58:45,667 --> 00:58:47,508 For eleven seconds. 1158 00:58:58,263 --> 00:58:59,359 Did you just cum? 1159 00:58:59,559 --> 00:59:00,559 Oh, yeah. I just came. 1160 00:59:02,780 --> 00:59:05,067 - Did you.. did you come? - No. 1161 00:59:05,267 --> 00:59:06,267 No? Okay. 1162 00:59:06,467 --> 00:59:09,143 I'm still hard. Just give me a sec to get going. 1163 00:59:09,343 --> 00:59:10,343 Sure. 1164 00:59:24,306 --> 00:59:25,129 Oh, God! 1165 00:59:25,329 --> 00:59:26,329 Fuck off, Rocky! 1166 00:59:26,529 --> 00:59:28,798 - Bad dog. - Give him a biscuitt or something.. 1167 00:59:28,998 --> 00:59:29,998 It's okay. 1168 00:59:30,198 --> 00:59:31,198 Just keep going. 1169 00:59:31,398 --> 00:59:33,155 Go, play Rocky. Go.. go. 1170 00:59:36,558 --> 00:59:38,670 You're crazy. I couldn't get enough. 1171 00:59:38,870 --> 00:59:41,055 I mean, her pussy was like heroin to me. 1172 00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:43,849 It wasn't just about the sex, either. 1173 00:59:44,049 --> 00:59:45,049 Naomi and I got along. 1174 00:59:45,249 --> 00:59:47,941 I mean, we had similar interest and shits. 1175 01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:18,620 Woohoo. Shit! 1176 01:00:30,489 --> 01:00:32,777 You, get out of the fucking car! 1177 01:00:34,405 --> 01:00:36,142 Sick son of a bitch. 1178 01:00:38,180 --> 01:00:40,515 Just relax, sweetheart. Relax.. 1179 01:00:41,330 --> 01:00:44,080 Son of a fucking bitch! 1180 01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:45,280 Stop, please. 1181 01:00:47,654 --> 01:00:49,839 - What are you doing home? - That whore from the party? 1182 01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:50,700 Jesus Christ! 1183 01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:51,900 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1184 01:00:52,170 --> 01:00:54,760 I thought you were at the fucking beach.. 1185 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:55,960 That's where you've fucking been? 1186 01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,669 With that fucking whore from the party? 1187 01:00:58,869 --> 01:01:01,229 How could you do this to me? 1188 01:01:02,950 --> 01:01:04,110 Who the fuck are you, Jordan? 1189 01:01:04,510 --> 01:01:07,266 You're like a completely different fucking person! 1190 01:01:07,466 --> 01:01:09,663 I made a mistake, I don't know what to tell you babe. 1191 01:01:09,863 --> 01:01:10,863 I'm sorry. 1192 01:01:12,761 --> 01:01:14,760 - I am sorry. - Is that what you want? 1193 01:01:25,473 --> 01:01:26,850 Do you love her? 1194 01:01:32,618 --> 01:01:33,969 Answer me. 1195 01:01:55,679 --> 01:01:57,527 I felt horrible. 1196 01:01:57,980 --> 01:01:59,630 Three days later, I filed for divorce 1197 01:01:59,830 --> 01:02:02,493 and moved Naomi into the apartment. 1198 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:10,021 Say what you will, but the Duchess did have style. 1199 01:02:10,221 --> 01:02:13,256 She brought in a decorator, feng shui'd the place... 1200 01:02:13,456 --> 01:02:15,686 she even hired a gay Butler. 1201 01:02:15,886 --> 01:02:17,782 This guy was smart, sophisticated, 1202 01:02:17,982 --> 01:02:20,331 professional, I mean.. really, really great. 1203 01:02:20,531 --> 01:02:21,531 Jasmine? 1204 01:02:21,731 --> 01:02:24,345 Yes, Sir. I tried to stump you this evenning. Very good.. 1205 01:02:24,545 --> 01:02:26,850 Very good. Great nose! 1206 01:02:27,050 --> 01:02:29,017 Except for that, one time. 1207 01:02:33,485 --> 01:02:34,535 Omigod! 1208 01:02:36,748 --> 01:02:37,852 Oh, hey. 1209 01:02:38,052 --> 01:02:40,135 Is it wenesday already? 1210 01:02:41,645 --> 01:02:42,670 What the fuck? 1211 01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:44,630 That is fucked up! 1212 01:02:45,784 --> 01:02:48,735 He must have thought, we're still at the Hamptons this weekend you know.. 1213 01:02:48,935 --> 01:02:51,054 Where were they doing, sweeheart? In the bedroom? - They're everywhere. 1214 01:02:51,254 --> 01:02:52,254 There were two guys over there on the table, 1215 01:02:52,454 --> 01:02:54,079 There were more over here. 1216 01:02:54,279 --> 01:02:55,279 - They were more right here. - Oh, God! 1217 01:02:55,479 --> 01:02:58,236 You're fucking serious. Right there? Why didn't you tell me.. 1218 01:02:58,436 --> 01:03:00,471 Baby it gets worse. 1219 01:03:01,922 --> 01:03:04,370 After they left, I checked the apartment. 1220 01:03:04,570 --> 01:03:05,570 What? 1221 01:03:05,770 --> 01:03:07,732 What is it babe? What? 1222 01:03:07,932 --> 01:03:09,070 Where is my money? 1223 01:03:09,270 --> 01:03:12,325 - I don't know where they are. - Where's my fucking money? Where is it? 1224 01:03:12,525 --> 01:03:14,357 I don't know where your money is Mr. Belfort. 1225 01:03:14,557 --> 01:03:16,659 - I didn't do anything. - He's lying Jordan, 1226 01:03:16,859 --> 01:03:17,859 He's lying through his fucking teeth! 1227 01:03:18,059 --> 01:03:19,059 Let' start from the beginning. 1228 01:03:19,259 --> 01:03:22,215 Let' start from the beginning. Alright? You invited friends over, right? 1229 01:03:22,415 --> 01:03:24,335 One thing let to another. Things got out of hand. 1230 01:03:24,413 --> 01:03:25,689 We understand that, we do. 1231 01:03:25,889 --> 01:03:28,329 We do blow all the time. We are fucking degenerates ourselves. 1232 01:03:28,515 --> 01:03:29,515 Look at us. 1233 01:03:29,715 --> 01:03:32,516 The money was stolen from my apartment. Right from my sock drawer. 1234 01:03:32,716 --> 01:03:33,716 - Alright? - As I said, 1235 01:03:33,916 --> 01:03:35,813 - I don't know about money.. - Just start from the begining. 1236 01:03:36,013 --> 01:03:37,766 - Who came over? - It's just a normal day. 1237 01:03:37,966 --> 01:03:38,966 I knew you're coming home the next day. 1238 01:03:39,166 --> 01:03:41,200 So, everything will be fine. It'll be cleaned up. 1239 01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,067 I got a little high, at breakfast. 1240 01:03:43,267 --> 01:03:45,119 I got a little happy, I had some eggs, 1241 01:03:45,319 --> 01:03:48,199 I had a little bit of ice cream. I said, who I knew that likes ice cream. 1242 01:03:48,282 --> 01:03:49,282 That's my frined Rudy. 1243 01:03:49,482 --> 01:03:50,742 - So, I call Rudy. - Who's Rudy? 1244 01:03:50,942 --> 01:03:51,942 Yeah, Who's Rudy? 1245 01:03:53,450 --> 01:03:55,313 You know, who Rudy is. Come on. 1246 01:03:55,513 --> 01:03:56,800 - You know who he is? - I don't know fuck.. 1247 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,477 Who the fuck's Rudy? 1248 01:03:58,677 --> 01:04:00,894 - I don't know any one name Rudy. - Last month, the Lollypop Club. 1249 01:04:01,094 --> 01:04:02,334 You know who Rudy was, dancing. 1250 01:04:02,481 --> 01:04:05,742 - You know... Rudy? - I don't..I..I eh.. 1251 01:04:06,700 --> 01:04:07,670 What do you mean? 1252 01:04:07,870 --> 01:04:08,870 So, he went to the Lollypop Club? 1253 01:04:09,030 --> 01:04:12,673 Oh, he was at the Lollypop club for sure. On the stage, griding with everybody.. 1254 01:04:12,873 --> 01:04:14,234 I got fucked up. I like to dance... 1255 01:04:15,353 --> 01:04:17,994 Maybe, I met him. Maybe I didn't.. I meet a lot of fucking peoplel. 1256 01:04:18,306 --> 01:04:20,793 Fifty thousand dollars was stolen from my fucking socks drawer. 1257 01:04:21,250 --> 01:04:23,100 All my girlfriend's jewellery.. 1258 01:04:23,284 --> 01:04:25,149 - What the fuck? - Your fucking faggot friend.. 1259 01:04:25,150 --> 01:04:26,150 Rudy take my shit. 1260 01:04:26,420 --> 01:04:27,770 Did he? Answer me. 1261 01:04:27,970 --> 01:04:29,502 Okay, now I get it. 1262 01:04:29,702 --> 01:04:30,702 Now I get why. 1263 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,280 This is a gay thing. I see. All of you. 1264 01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:35,728 You think this is b'cos you're fag? 1265 01:04:35,928 --> 01:04:37,630 My cousin is a fucking faggot. 1266 01:04:37,830 --> 01:04:40,580 And I go on vacation with him and his boyfriend. I love fags! 1267 01:04:41,287 --> 01:04:43,239 I will not be stolen from. You get that? 1268 01:04:43,439 --> 01:04:45,319 I fucking like gay people. But I don't like you. 1269 01:04:55,170 --> 01:04:56,861 Talk, you fuck. Talk! 1270 01:04:57,061 --> 01:04:59,030 I'm gonna drop you, fucking.. Where is it? 1271 01:04:59,630 --> 01:05:02,483 Chester and Toby they went all Yakuza on Nicholas. 1272 01:05:02,683 --> 01:05:03,683 They got crazy. 1273 01:05:05,510 --> 01:05:08,030 I had to call the cops just to keep 'em for killing the poor guy. 1274 01:05:08,690 --> 01:05:11,819 I gave 'em each a thousand bucks and told them what Nicholas had done. 1275 01:05:12,019 --> 01:05:13,854 And they kicked his ass. 1276 01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:15,426 Thanks again, officers. 1277 01:05:15,797 --> 01:05:18,559 It's not like I cared about the fifty grand anyway. 1278 01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:21,920 I was making that much alnost everyday through one rathole or the other. 1279 01:05:22,930 --> 01:05:24,050 Now, 'rathole' is a friend. 1280 01:05:24,610 --> 01:05:25,470 Like, Brad here. 1281 01:05:25,830 --> 01:05:28,586 Who helps stock in his name from me. 1282 01:05:31,242 --> 01:05:32,586 I drive the price up. 1283 01:05:32,786 --> 01:05:35,394 Then, he'd sell and kick most of the profit back to.. 1284 01:05:35,594 --> 01:05:37,572 You guessed it.. me. 1285 01:05:40,477 --> 01:05:42,229 All cash. None of it on the books. 1286 01:05:42,650 --> 01:05:45,029 A big 'no, no' of course in the eyes of the law. 1287 01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:49,073 Enter our new Securities Attorney, Manny Riskin. 1288 01:05:49,273 --> 01:05:51,490 700 bucks an hour, to be the voice.. 1289 01:05:52,150 --> 01:05:53,493 - .. Of DOOM. - Listen to me, 1290 01:05:53,693 --> 01:05:55,982 You piss on the SEC's leg, you'll end up with your tits in a ringer. 1291 01:05:56,182 --> 01:05:58,522 Will you not worry about it. I got the SEC in control. 1292 01:05:59,150 --> 01:06:01,260 What the fuck is this imbecile doing? 1293 01:06:01,730 --> 01:06:04,229 Hey, hey. What're you doing? 1294 01:06:04,230 --> 01:06:06,729 Hey! We got the SEC in here. 1295 01:06:06,730 --> 01:06:11,547 The Securities and Exchange Commission sent two lawyers down to review our files, 1296 01:06:11,747 --> 01:06:13,711 so, I set them up in our conference room. 1297 01:06:13,911 --> 01:06:16,921 And, I had it bugged and the air conditioning turned up so high, 1298 01:06:17,121 --> 01:06:18,977 that it felt like Antarctica in there. 1299 01:06:19,177 --> 01:06:20,417 Is it always this cold in here? 1300 01:06:20,550 --> 01:06:21,410 I don't know. 1301 01:06:21,730 --> 01:06:25,038 Then, while they were, looking for a smoking gun in that room. 1302 01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:29,310 I was gonna fire off a bazooka in here. 1303 01:06:29,930 --> 01:06:31,820 Offering up our latest IPO. 1304 01:06:32,330 --> 01:06:34,310 An IPO is an initial public offering, 1305 01:06:34,940 --> 01:06:38,631 the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population. 1306 01:06:38,730 --> 01:06:40,709 Now, as the firm taking the company public, 1307 01:06:40,909 --> 01:06:44,590 We set the initial price, then sold those shares back to our friends. 1308 01:06:44,790 --> 01:06:45,790 Look, 1309 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:48,989 I know, you're not following what I'm saying. Anyway, right? 1310 01:06:48,990 --> 01:06:50,695 That's okay. That doesn't matter. 1311 01:06:50,895 --> 01:06:52,432 The real question is this, 1312 01:06:52,632 --> 01:06:54,125 was all this legal?”. 1313 01:06:54,870 --> 01:06:56,862 Absolutely, fucking not! 1314 01:06:57,062 --> 01:06:59,529 But, we were making more money that we knew what to do. 1315 01:07:03,743 --> 01:07:06,783 What do you do, when you're making more money than, you know what to do with? 1316 01:07:12,741 --> 01:07:14,149 Omigod! 1317 01:07:14,349 --> 01:07:15,349 Will you Marry me? 1318 01:07:15,549 --> 01:07:17,344 Omigod! 1319 01:07:17,544 --> 01:07:19,389 Is that a 'Yes'? 1320 01:07:20,951 --> 01:07:23,768 Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure. 1321 01:07:23,968 --> 01:07:25,812 - Are you sure? - Yeah! 1322 01:07:36,006 --> 01:07:39,742 I held my bachelor party at the Mirage, in Las Vegas. 1323 01:07:39,942 --> 01:07:42,055 The flight there alone, was a Baccanal! 1324 01:07:42,255 --> 01:07:45,585 One last blowout for the Gods before I settled down for good. 1325 01:07:46,365 --> 01:07:47,405 A hundred Strattonites. 1326 01:07:48,555 --> 01:07:51,674 Fifty hookers plus fifty more waiting once we landed. 1327 01:07:52,045 --> 01:07:53,380 Oh, and the drugs..I mean, 1328 01:07:53,580 --> 01:07:56,822 I tell you our plane was a pharmacy with wings. 1329 01:08:26,425 --> 01:08:27,201 All told, 1330 01:08:27,401 --> 01:08:30,360 the weekend cost me two million bucks. 1331 01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:33,560 Including the cost of refurbishing the entire 28th floor. 1332 01:08:35,995 --> 01:08:37,466 Kiss the bride. 1333 01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:42,320 But, the wedding was like something out of a fairy tale. 1334 01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:44,970 with Naomi my Duchess, 1335 01:08:45,730 --> 01:08:47,110 me her handsome Duke.. 1336 01:08:47,670 --> 01:08:50,761 and The Bahamas Ocean Club our castle. 1337 01:09:01,109 --> 01:09:02,589 Of course, after that bachelor party, 1338 01:09:02,590 --> 01:09:06,370 Me.. the Duke needed a few penicillin shots so he could.. 1339 01:09:07,020 --> 01:09:08,760 safely consummate, the marriage. 1340 01:09:14,530 --> 01:09:16,319 Hey..I'm Barry Kleinman, filming the wedding. 1341 01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:18,089 A few words, huh. For your son. 1342 01:09:18,289 --> 01:09:19,920 Jordan, remember what I told you. 1343 01:09:20,290 --> 01:09:21,950 It involves your penis.. 1344 01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:23,719 and her vagina. 1345 01:09:23,919 --> 01:09:25,595 You know, you know it. 1346 01:09:25,980 --> 01:09:27,355 You can do it, Jordy. 1347 01:09:44,665 --> 01:09:46,630 Omigod! Aunt Emma! 1348 01:09:50,930 --> 01:09:52,225 Oh, God! You came! 1349 01:09:53,899 --> 01:09:54,691 Jordan! 1350 01:09:54,891 --> 01:09:56,215 Jordan! Look, who came. 1351 01:09:57,130 --> 01:09:58,275 It's Aunt Emma. 1352 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,435 Aunt Emma! 1353 01:10:01,210 --> 01:10:03,210 - Jordan dear, how lovely. - Hey, how're you doing? 1354 01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:06,467 Pleasure to finally meet you, in person. 1355 01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:08,040 Into the donuts, I see. 1356 01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:12,100 Oh, I'm... uh... 1357 01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:14,681 I lived through the 60s, my dear. 1358 01:10:15,050 --> 01:10:16,300 Enjoy the day. 1359 01:10:17,135 --> 01:10:18,340 She surprised me! 1360 01:10:19,330 --> 01:10:20,931 - I didn't even know. - It's huge honour. 1361 01:10:34,264 --> 01:10:36,864 - Just one more step. Keep your eyes closed. - Where are we going? 1362 01:10:37,352 --> 01:10:38,490 One, Two.. three! 1363 01:10:41,377 --> 01:10:42,322 What is this? 1364 01:10:42,522 --> 01:10:44,021 - It's your wedding present! - What? 1365 01:10:44,221 --> 01:10:46,575 It's your wedding, sweetheart. 1366 01:10:48,636 --> 01:10:50,445 Are you serious? 1367 01:10:50,645 --> 01:10:52,749 A fucking Yacht? 1368 01:10:52,949 --> 01:10:55,433 For millionaires, who's ships have come in. 1369 01:10:55,633 --> 01:10:57,935 Priceless boats offers the most fun afloat. 1370 01:10:58,405 --> 01:11:00,684 It's no coincidence that this 150 feet.. 1371 01:11:00,884 --> 01:11:02,784 .. of Steel hull is the color of cash. 1372 01:11:02,984 --> 01:11:03,984 Anchors Away! 1373 01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:05,200 Oh, my God! 1374 01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:06,400 Baby! 1375 01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:09,380 Do you like it? 1376 01:11:09,580 --> 01:11:11,769 You like it? Yes! 1377 01:11:17,326 --> 01:11:20,102 For three weeks, we sailed the Naomi through the Caribbean. 1378 01:11:20,302 --> 01:11:21,302 Eventually, taking her home to Long Island, 1379 01:11:21,502 --> 01:11:23,557 where we'd bought a house. 1380 01:11:23,757 --> 01:11:25,989 Seven acres on the Gold Coast of Long Island. 1381 01:11:25,990 --> 01:11:28,489 The most expensive real estate in the world, 1382 01:11:28,490 --> 01:11:30,989 with maids, cooks, landscapers, you name it. 1383 01:11:30,990 --> 01:11:33,110 We even had two guards who worked in shifts, 1384 01:11:33,570 --> 01:11:36,012 Both, named Rocco. 1385 01:11:39,123 --> 01:11:41,042 It was heaven on Earth. 1386 01:11:44,310 --> 01:11:45,790 Wake up, you piece of shit! 1387 01:11:45,990 --> 01:11:46,990 Who's Venice? 1388 01:11:47,190 --> 01:11:48,190 Who? 1389 01:11:49,070 --> 01:11:51,697 Who? - Who? What are you a fucking owl? 1390 01:11:51,897 --> 01:11:52,897 Who's she? 1391 01:11:53,097 --> 01:11:54,645 Some little hooker you were fucking last night? 1392 01:11:54,845 --> 01:11:55,845 What the fuck are you talking about? 1393 01:11:56,045 --> 01:11:57,045 No. No, way! Baby. 1394 01:11:57,620 --> 01:11:58,225 No! 1395 01:11:58,425 --> 01:12:00,505 You were calling her name in your sleep. 1396 01:12:00,705 --> 01:12:01,705 Are you out of you fucking mind? 1397 01:12:01,905 --> 01:12:05,383 I don't..I don't even know who Venice is. 1398 01:12:05,583 --> 01:12:07,642 What the fuck does that even mean? Venice. 1399 01:12:07,842 --> 01:12:10,623 That's the stupidiest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life! 1400 01:12:14,629 --> 01:12:15,846 Venice? 1401 01:12:17,281 --> 01:12:19,201 Venice baby where are you? 1402 01:12:19,401 --> 01:12:20,401 Venice? 1403 01:12:22,350 --> 01:12:23,678 Venice? 1404 01:12:23,878 --> 01:12:24,878 Where did you go? Huh? 1405 01:12:30,705 --> 01:12:32,082 You're going rough huh? 1406 01:12:32,282 --> 01:12:34,104 Ah...! Jesus Christ! 1407 01:12:36,604 --> 01:12:38,220 I like it. I like it. 1408 01:12:38,420 --> 01:12:39,420 Wolfie.. wolfie. Wolfie! Wolfie. 1409 01:12:39,620 --> 01:12:40,620 Wolfie. 1410 01:12:40,820 --> 01:12:42,704 - Wolfie? - Yes, it's my 'safe' word baby. 1411 01:12:42,904 --> 01:12:43,904 - It's my 'safe' word! - I don't give a fuck, 1412 01:12:44,104 --> 01:12:45,104 about your safe word. 1413 01:12:45,304 --> 01:12:46,304 Shut the fuck up! 1414 01:12:48,102 --> 01:12:49,374 Shut up, you little bitch. 1415 01:12:49,574 --> 01:12:52,138 You fucking dirty little Birdie! 1416 01:12:53,345 --> 01:12:54,618 That's right! 1417 01:12:54,818 --> 01:12:55,818 That's right, I forgot. 1418 01:12:57,008 --> 01:12:57,720 I forgot baby. 1419 01:12:57,920 --> 01:12:58,920 Donnie and I, 1420 01:12:59,130 --> 01:13:02,165 we're investing in a condo complex in Venice. 1421 01:13:02,365 --> 01:13:04,073 - That's why.. that's why all this confusion. - Oh, you're investing in Italy? 1422 01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:06,985 Not Italy. California, baby. 1423 01:13:07,185 --> 01:13:08,185 - Oh, California? - Yeah. 1424 01:13:08,385 --> 01:13:09,545 You're a lying piece of shit! 1425 01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:12,200 - Duchess, baby, come on. - Don't you fucking 'Duchess' me. 1426 01:13:12,392 --> 01:13:13,392 Don't you 'Duchess' me. 1427 01:13:13,592 --> 01:13:15,450 - I'm sorry. - Do you really think, 1428 01:13:15,650 --> 01:13:16,650 That, I don't know what you're up to? 1429 01:13:16,850 --> 01:13:19,259 You're a father now, Jordan. Yeah. 1430 01:13:19,459 --> 01:13:22,983 You're a father now and you act like an infant! 1431 01:13:23,183 --> 01:13:24,183 Fuck. 1432 01:13:25,350 --> 01:13:28,226 Goddamn it! Baby, you know. You got real anger issues! 1433 01:13:28,426 --> 01:13:30,440 Who was the one who flew in here, 1434 01:13:30,790 --> 01:13:33,849 at three in the morning on a stupid helicopter.. 1435 01:13:34,049 --> 01:13:35,049 And, woke up Skylar? 1436 01:13:35,249 --> 01:13:37,061 That was you. How about that? 1437 01:13:37,261 --> 01:13:39,419 - Does it even matters to you? - Fucking bullshit! 1438 01:13:49,430 --> 01:13:51,030 Does it even matter to you, 1439 01:13:51,230 --> 01:13:53,563 that I just had that driving range.. 1440 01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:54,763 Sodded with Bermuda.. 1441 01:13:54,963 --> 01:13:57,070 Grass, Jordan? 1442 01:13:57,270 --> 01:13:58,270 And, now.. You fucking wrecked it. 1443 01:13:58,470 --> 01:14:00,604 No. You didn't researched the whole thing 1444 01:14:00,804 --> 01:14:03,109 and dealt with the fucking golf course people! 1445 01:14:03,630 --> 01:14:06,528 Oh, my God! You had to deal with the gold course people too! 1446 01:14:06,780 --> 01:14:09,541 What a great tragedy. Honey, Oh my God! 1447 01:14:09,741 --> 01:14:10,741 You probably had to pay them in cash.. 1448 01:14:10,941 --> 01:14:13,736 with your hands, What a fucking burden. 1449 01:14:13,936 --> 01:14:14,936 And actually, do some work besides, 1450 01:14:15,136 --> 01:14:18,261 swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? 1451 01:14:18,461 --> 01:14:20,597 Cos, I can't keep track of your professions honey. 1452 01:14:20,797 --> 01:14:22,622 Cos last month, you're a wine connoisseur. 1453 01:14:22,822 --> 01:14:25,172 Now, you're an aspiring landscape architect? 1454 01:14:25,372 --> 01:14:27,095 - Let me get that right. - Fuck you! 1455 01:14:27,295 --> 01:14:29,773 Don't fucking dare.. Throw that fucking water at me. 1456 01:14:29,973 --> 01:14:31,342 Don't fucking dare. 1457 01:14:31,542 --> 01:14:32,542 All right, honey? 1458 01:14:35,478 --> 01:14:36,678 We can talk this out. Alright? 1459 01:14:36,766 --> 01:14:37,766 We'll just use our words. 1460 01:14:37,966 --> 01:14:38,966 You know? 1461 01:14:39,166 --> 01:14:41,747 Communicate. Okay? 1462 01:14:42,948 --> 01:14:45,684 Come on, sweetheart. Talk to me..talk to me. 1463 01:14:45,884 --> 01:14:48,195 Stop flexing your muscless, Jordan. 1464 01:14:48,395 --> 01:14:49,395 You look like a fucking imbecile. 1465 01:14:49,595 --> 01:14:51,587 Babe, come on. You should feel.. 1466 01:14:51,787 --> 01:14:54,037 feel happy you got a husband.. 1467 01:14:54,237 --> 01:14:56,905 Who's in such great shape like this, Huh? 1468 01:14:57,105 --> 01:14:58,105 Come here. 1469 01:14:58,305 --> 01:15:00,114 C'mon, give me a kiss. 1470 01:15:00,314 --> 01:15:02,179 You look so beautiful right now. C'mon! 1471 01:15:02,379 --> 01:15:03,379 Kiss you? 1472 01:15:03,579 --> 01:15:04,994 - Kiss you? - Yeah, give me one... 1473 01:15:06,642 --> 01:15:07,955 Fuck You! 1474 01:15:08,155 --> 01:15:09,155 Ah yes.. 1475 01:15:09,550 --> 01:15:10,428 My morning ritual. 1476 01:15:10,628 --> 01:15:14,724 First, I'd get up and fight with Naomi about whatever I did the night before. 1477 01:15:15,070 --> 01:15:16,240 Next it was a steam, 1478 01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:19,045 so, I could sweat out the drugs, still in my system. 1479 01:15:19,245 --> 01:15:20,366 Then. I'd assess the damage. 1480 01:15:20,510 --> 01:15:22,047 Drown out my eyeballs.. 1481 01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:25,584 Take my back pills” to get the day started, 1482 01:15:25,784 --> 01:15:28,056 then, seek to make up with Naomi. 1483 01:15:28,256 --> 01:15:29,256 Good morning Daddy. 1484 01:15:29,456 --> 01:15:31,820 Where's my kiss? 1485 01:15:36,697 --> 01:15:40,272 Does Daddy get to kiss both his little girls, huh? 1486 01:15:40,472 --> 01:15:41,472 Ohhh, no! 1487 01:15:41,672 --> 01:15:44,653 No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy.. 1488 01:15:44,853 --> 01:15:48,496 For a very, very.. Very long time. 1489 01:15:49,227 --> 01:15:51,603 Daddy is really sorry about what he said in the other room, 1490 01:15:51,803 --> 01:15:52,803 He didn't mean any of it. 1491 01:15:53,003 --> 01:15:55,191 Daddy shouldn't waste his time. 1492 01:15:55,391 --> 01:15:57,581 And, from now on.. 1493 01:15:59,017 --> 01:16:03,673 It's going to be nothing but short, short skirts around the house! 1494 01:16:06,327 --> 01:16:08,615 And, you know something else, Daddy? 1495 01:16:10,344 --> 01:16:15,832 And Mommy's so sick and tired of wearing panties, 1496 01:16:17,752 --> 01:16:19,520 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1497 01:16:22,171 --> 01:16:24,076 In fact.. 1498 01:16:24,276 --> 01:16:31,246 She's decided to throw them all away. 1499 01:16:37,225 --> 01:16:39,162 So, take a good look, Daddy. 1500 01:16:39,362 --> 01:16:42,931 You're gonna be seeing an awful lot of this around the house, 1501 01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:48,817 but, no touching. 1502 01:16:54,802 --> 01:16:56,978 What's wrong, Daddy? 1503 01:17:02,917 --> 01:17:04,517 Look at this shit. 1504 01:17:05,397 --> 01:17:07,878 Mommy, likes to play games with daddy. 1505 01:17:09,898 --> 01:17:16,014 Mommy, have you ever notice, anything odd about Mr. Fuzzy Bear, over there? 1506 01:17:18,487 --> 01:17:21,064 His eye seems to be a little bit odd, Don't they? 1507 01:17:21,264 --> 01:17:25,469 Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. 1508 01:17:25,669 --> 01:17:26,669 Hah! Yes, 1509 01:17:26,869 --> 01:17:28,544 I think it's true. Say, 'Hi, Mommy', 1510 01:17:28,744 --> 01:17:30,633 Say, 'Hi' to Rocco and Rocco. 1511 01:17:30,833 --> 01:17:31,833 Hi, fellas! 1512 01:17:32,033 --> 01:17:33,033 See that, huh? 1513 01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:36,940 Of all the fucking days, she choose just today to give me blue balls. 1514 01:17:37,450 --> 01:17:40,249 Today's the biggest day in Stratten's history. 1515 01:17:40,449 --> 01:17:42,160 And, I needed to be thinking straight. 1516 01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:43,360 Hey, Jordan. 1517 01:17:43,950 --> 01:17:45,551 - Welcome. - Steve here yet? 1518 01:17:45,751 --> 01:17:49,478 This was the day, that we launched the Steve Madden IPO. 1519 01:17:49,678 --> 01:17:51,778 The troops are all here. Everyone's rallied, excited. 1520 01:17:51,779 --> 01:17:54,711 Everything had to run tight. It had to be perfect. 1521 01:17:54,911 --> 01:17:56,191 What the fuck is that kid doing? 1522 01:17:57,355 --> 01:17:58,524 What's he doing? 1523 01:17:58,724 --> 01:18:02,890 The biggest IPO in this firm's history, What the fuck is he doing? 1524 01:18:04,668 --> 01:18:06,300 Is he wearing a bow-tie? 1525 01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:07,500 Hi. 1526 01:18:09,125 --> 01:18:10,710 - How're you doing? - Good. 1527 01:18:12,193 --> 01:18:13,898 You cleaning your fishbowl? 1528 01:18:15,359 --> 01:18:16,726 I just..I had a minute. 1529 01:18:16,926 --> 01:18:17,926 You had a minute. 1530 01:18:18,126 --> 01:18:20,575 And, today..you needed to clean your fish bowl. Today? 1531 01:18:20,775 --> 01:18:24,483 I had finished my paperwork and I was.. just had a couple of minutes. 1532 01:18:24,683 --> 01:18:25,683 Okay. 1533 01:18:25,883 --> 01:18:27,953 Nice to meet you. 1534 01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:34,350 On new issue day? 1535 01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:38,257 On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day? 1536 01:18:38,457 --> 01:18:40,175 This is what you do? 1537 01:18:40,375 --> 01:18:41,375 Hey, everybody? 1538 01:18:41,575 --> 01:18:42,575 Listen up. 1539 01:18:42,775 --> 01:18:46,705 This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day! 1540 01:18:59,804 --> 01:19:02,124 Now take your bowtie, get your shit, and.. 1541 01:19:02,324 --> 01:19:05,137 Get the fuck out of my office, you understand? - Get the fuck out! 1542 01:19:08,870 --> 01:19:09,960 Everybody on point! 1543 01:19:10,290 --> 01:19:13,419 We are here, to make money. Everybody on point! 1544 01:19:16,211 --> 01:19:17,418 A real wolf pit. 1545 01:19:17,618 --> 01:19:18,618 Which is exactly, how I liked it. 1546 01:19:18,818 --> 01:19:21,489 Jordan. Look what I caught in the lobby? I caught a genius. 1547 01:19:21,689 --> 01:19:22,700 Enter, Steve Madden. 1548 01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:25,950 Red Hot ladies footwear impresario. 1549 01:19:26,730 --> 01:19:29,560 And, thanks to Donnie, We were taking his company public. 1550 01:19:30,370 --> 01:19:34,046 Stratten Oakmont was crawling out of it's primerial loose. 1551 01:19:34,246 --> 01:19:35,848 Pond scum, no more. 1552 01:19:36,048 --> 01:19:37,969 That's why they gotta see your face. 1553 01:19:38,169 --> 01:19:39,169 You get 'em fired up so they'll push the shit out of this stock. 1554 01:19:39,770 --> 01:19:41,430 Okay? And not only that. 1555 01:19:41,933 --> 01:19:45,629 Donnie and I secretly owned 85% of Steve Madden shoes. 1556 01:19:46,050 --> 01:19:47,989 Which legally speaking was a big NO NO. 1557 01:19:48,189 --> 01:19:51,293 But, we'll get filthy fucking rich, If our troops got behind it. 1558 01:19:51,990 --> 01:19:53,311 Our job was to get 'em worked up. 1559 01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:55,201 But, not too worked up. 1560 01:19:57,090 --> 01:19:57,990 Hello, if uh.. 1561 01:19:59,820 --> 01:20:01,220 For those of you who don't know me, 1562 01:20:02,430 --> 01:20:03,740 my name is Steve Madden. 1563 01:20:03,940 --> 01:20:04,980 Yeah, we know who you are. 1564 01:20:05,140 --> 01:20:06,140 Your name is on the box. 1565 01:20:06,340 --> 01:20:09,239 The shoes. Show them the shoes. Show them the shoes. 1566 01:20:09,439 --> 01:20:13,930 This shoe..it is pretty cool. This is the Mary Lou.. 1567 01:20:14,440 --> 01:20:16,281 Which is the one that really put me on the map. 1568 01:20:16,383 --> 01:20:17,623 Without it, I wouldn't be here. 1569 01:20:18,590 --> 01:20:19,968 Believe it or not. 1570 01:20:20,168 --> 01:20:21,208 Believe it or not, though. 1571 01:20:21,368 --> 01:20:23,732 The Mary Lou is actually the same as the Mary Jane. 1572 01:20:23,932 --> 01:20:25,806 But, it's black leather. 1573 01:20:33,460 --> 01:20:34,670 All right, 1574 01:20:35,780 --> 01:20:38,580 let's give it up for Steve Madden and his awesome Mary Lou! 1575 01:20:38,780 --> 01:20:40,057 Hold that up, hold that up. 1576 01:20:40,257 --> 01:20:42,745 Hold that up, proud. Give him a round of applause. 1577 01:20:44,380 --> 01:20:46,758 You got that out of your system, huh? 1578 01:20:47,540 --> 01:20:49,541 You're having a good afternoon or what? 1579 01:20:50,460 --> 01:20:53,080 I wanna take a moment to tell you why Steve is so.. 1580 01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:56,023 Absolutely, off the fucking wall. 1581 01:20:56,223 --> 01:21:00,595 It's because this man is a creative genius. 1582 01:21:01,410 --> 01:21:04,246 This ability, this gift that Steve has.. 1583 01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:05,660 It goes beyond just.. 1584 01:21:05,860 --> 01:21:08,285 Spotting the hottest shoe trends. 1585 01:21:08,485 --> 01:21:11,803 Steve's power, is that he creates trends. 1586 01:21:12,003 --> 01:21:13,003 You understand? 1587 01:21:13,770 --> 01:21:15,983 Artists like Steve come along once every decade! 1588 01:21:16,183 --> 01:21:18,271 I'm talking, Giorgio Armani! Gianni Versace! 1589 01:21:18,471 --> 01:21:20,550 CoCo Chanel! Yves Saint Laurent! 1590 01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:23,162 Steve, come up here for a second. 1591 01:21:23,362 --> 01:21:24,602 I don't think you all realise.. 1592 01:21:26,306 --> 01:21:29,657 That Steve Madden is the hottest person, 1593 01:21:29,857 --> 01:21:30,938 in the women shoe industry, 1594 01:21:31,057 --> 01:21:33,533 with orders going through the roof at every 1595 01:21:33,534 --> 01:21:36,009 department store in North America, right now. 1596 01:21:36,570 --> 01:21:38,846 We have him here in our office. 1597 01:21:39,878 --> 01:21:42,454 We should thank our fucking lucky stars this man is here. 1598 01:21:42,654 --> 01:21:44,907 We should be on our hands and knees right now, 1599 01:21:45,107 --> 01:21:47,267 getting ready to suck this guy off. 1600 01:21:48,420 --> 01:21:49,930 Like this, okay? 1601 01:21:50,130 --> 01:21:51,251 I wanna suck you off, Steve. 1602 01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:53,700 Everyone's gonna suck you off. 1603 01:21:54,820 --> 01:21:58,860 This is our Golden ticket to the fucking chocolate factory, right here. 1604 01:21:59,490 --> 01:22:02,330 And, I wanna meet Willy 'Fucking' Wonka. Okay? 1605 01:22:03,460 --> 01:22:06,260 I wanna be with the fucking Oompa Loompas like this. 1606 01:22:11,062 --> 01:22:12,782 Get off this fucking stage. Get out of here. 1607 01:22:12,948 --> 01:22:13,979 All right. 1608 01:22:13,980 --> 01:22:15,460 I want you all to focus for a second. 1609 01:22:16,451 --> 01:22:18,101 See that little black boxes? 1610 01:22:18,301 --> 01:22:19,500 They are called a telephones. 1611 01:22:19,501 --> 01:22:21,941 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about this telephones. 1612 01:22:22,070 --> 01:22:24,488 They're not gonna dial themselves! Okay? 1613 01:22:25,430 --> 01:22:26,300 Without you... 1614 01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:29,245 They're just worthless hunk of plastic. 1615 01:22:29,445 --> 01:22:31,315 Like a loaded M16 without a.. 1616 01:22:31,515 --> 01:22:33,504 trained Marine to pull the trigger. 1617 01:22:34,526 --> 01:22:36,253 And in the case of the telephone, 1618 01:22:36,453 --> 01:22:39,313 It's up to each and everyone of you, 1619 01:22:41,206 --> 01:22:42,950 My highly trained Strattonite, 1620 01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:45,140 My killers. 1621 01:22:46,370 --> 01:22:49,400 My Killers who will not take no for an answer! 1622 01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:51,902 My fucking warriors 1623 01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:53,920 who'll not hang up the phone, 1624 01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:57,020 until their clients either buys.. 1625 01:22:57,430 --> 01:23:01,104 or fucking dies! 1626 01:23:14,060 --> 01:23:15,720 Let me tell you something. 1627 01:23:16,430 --> 01:23:18,630 There is no nobility in poverty. 1628 01:23:20,050 --> 01:23:22,250 I've been rich, and I've been poor man. 1629 01:23:22,450 --> 01:23:25,272 And I choose rich every time. 1630 01:23:26,650 --> 01:23:29,481 Cos, At least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, 1631 01:23:29,681 --> 01:23:30,921 I show up in the back of a limo 1632 01:23:31,380 --> 01:23:32,680 wearing a $2000 suit 1633 01:23:33,390 --> 01:23:35,390 and $40,000 gold fuckin' watch! 1634 01:23:43,861 --> 01:23:46,250 Now, if anyone here thinks I'm superficial.. 1635 01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:48,431 or materialistic. 1636 01:23:49,680 --> 01:23:51,593 Go get the fuck out and get a job at McDonald's, 1637 01:23:51,594 --> 01:23:53,505 because that's where you fucking belong! 1638 01:23:54,810 --> 01:23:57,810 But, before you depart this room full of winners, 1639 01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:02,232 I want you to take a good look at the person next to you, go on. 1640 01:24:03,655 --> 01:24:05,415 Because one day in the not-so-distant future, 1641 01:24:05,970 --> 01:24:08,600 you're pullin' up to a red light in your beat-up old Pinto, 1642 01:24:09,780 --> 01:24:12,550 and that person's gonna pull up right along side you 1643 01:24:12,750 --> 01:24:15,247 in a brand new Porsche, 1644 01:24:15,447 --> 01:24:20,115 with their gorgeous young wife by his side. Who's got big voluptous tits. 1645 01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:23,799 And who will you be next to? 1646 01:24:23,999 --> 01:24:28,856 Some disgusting wilderbeast with three days of razor-stubble in a sleeveless moo-moo, 1647 01:24:29,056 --> 01:24:32,799 crammed in next to you with a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club! 1648 01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:34,840 That's who you're gonna be sitting next to. 1649 01:24:35,570 --> 01:24:37,210 So, you listen to me and you listen well. 1650 01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:39,750 Are you behind, on your credit card bills? 1651 01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:42,160 Good. Pick up the phone and start dialing. 1652 01:24:43,180 --> 01:24:45,240 Is your landlord ready to evict you? 1653 01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:47,680 Good. Pick up the phone and start dialing. 1654 01:24:48,300 --> 01:24:50,810 Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking loser? 1655 01:24:51,990 --> 01:24:54,330 Good. Pick up the phone and start dialing! 1656 01:24:54,940 --> 01:24:56,420 I want you to deal with your problems, 1657 01:24:56,750 --> 01:24:58,210 by becoming rich! 1658 01:25:00,270 --> 01:25:01,720 All you have to do today 1659 01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:03,200 is pick up that phone.. 1660 01:25:05,119 --> 01:25:07,499 And speak the words that I have taught you. 1661 01:25:07,699 --> 01:25:09,753 And I'll make you richer 1662 01:25:09,953 --> 01:25:13,794 than the most powerful CEO of the United States of fucking America. 1663 01:25:17,130 --> 01:25:18,250 I want you to go out there, 1664 01:25:20,662 --> 01:25:21,837 And I want you to RAM 1665 01:25:22,037 --> 01:25:25,530 Steve Madden stock down your clients' throats. 1666 01:25:25,730 --> 01:25:28,051 Till they fucking choke on it 1667 01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:33,110 till they choke on it and buy 10,000 shares! That's what I want you to do. 1668 01:25:33,790 --> 01:25:35,360 You'll Be ferocious! 1669 01:25:36,340 --> 01:25:37,802 You'll Be relentless! 1670 01:25:38,002 --> 01:25:41,662 You'll Be telephone fucking terrorists! 1671 01:25:43,030 --> 01:25:47,599 Now, let's knock this Motherfucker out of the park! 1672 01:26:16,540 --> 01:26:21,635 At 1 P.M. we opened the stock for sale at $4.50 a share. 1673 01:26:21,835 --> 01:26:24,370 By 1:03 it was over eighteen dollars. 1674 01:26:24,970 --> 01:26:26,820 Even the big Wall Street firms were buying. 1675 01:26:37,318 --> 01:26:39,257 Of the two million shares being offered for sale, 1676 01:26:39,258 --> 01:26:42,006 a million belonged to me, held in phony accounts by my ratholes. 1677 01:26:42,206 --> 01:26:44,205 Now, once the price hit the high teens, 1678 01:26:44,930 --> 01:26:46,640 You know what? Who gives a shit. 1679 01:26:46,840 --> 01:26:47,840 As always, the point is this... 1680 01:26:48,040 --> 01:26:53,394 22 million in three fucking hours! 1681 01:26:54,260 --> 01:26:55,490 Can you believe it. 1682 01:26:58,728 --> 01:26:59,786 Jordan. 1683 01:26:59,986 --> 01:27:02,595 Barry Kleinman's on the phone from Future Video. 1684 01:27:02,795 --> 01:27:04,715 - A who? - I don't know. He shot at your wedding. 1685 01:27:04,770 --> 01:27:05,770 He says, it's urgent. 1686 01:27:05,970 --> 01:27:07,490 Urgent? Who the fuck's Barry Kleinman? 1687 01:27:07,903 --> 01:27:10,520 Oh, my God. You wanna Marry me? You're in love with me? 1688 01:27:10,820 --> 01:27:11,860 Yeah, go fuck your cousin. 1689 01:27:12,020 --> 01:27:13,020 Barry, what's up? 1690 01:27:13,261 --> 01:27:15,833 - Listen, I got a subpoena. - Subpoena? 1691 01:27:16,033 --> 01:27:17,033 What the fuck are you talking about? 1692 01:27:17,233 --> 01:27:19,369 The FBI wants a copy of your wedding video. 1693 01:27:19,569 --> 01:27:21,934 The F-B-fucking-I? You fucking kidding me? 1694 01:27:22,134 --> 01:27:23,670 Listen to me, His Name's Denham, 1695 01:27:24,120 --> 01:27:25,600 he's an agent in the New York office. 1696 01:27:25,860 --> 01:27:27,961 - What's his problem? - He's a boy scout, 1697 01:27:28,161 --> 01:27:30,470 thinks you're Gordon Gekko. 1698 01:27:30,670 --> 01:27:32,505 What does he want with my wedding video? 1699 01:27:32,705 --> 01:27:35,025 It's like invasion of my privacy, You know what I'm saying. 1700 01:27:35,141 --> 01:27:36,903 It's intrusive..you know. 1701 01:27:37,103 --> 01:27:39,533 He's got your pictures of your whole inner fucking circle. 1702 01:27:39,733 --> 01:27:40,733 Pictures, names of the people.. 1703 01:27:40,933 --> 01:27:44,174 You know what he's trying to do. Exactly, what's he's doing now. Look at yourself. 1704 01:27:44,241 --> 01:27:45,281 He's trying to rattle you. 1705 01:27:45,441 --> 01:27:49,325 He's trying to rattle your old lady. So, she'll nags you to be a fuckin' witness. 1706 01:27:49,525 --> 01:27:51,068 Oh, He wants me to rat on myself? 1707 01:27:51,268 --> 01:27:53,521 He wants me to give information about my.. what? 1708 01:27:53,721 --> 01:27:56,243 The good fucking news is, you know I know everybody downtown, 1709 01:27:56,443 --> 01:27:58,851 I called The Justice Department, The DEA.. 1710 01:27:59,051 --> 01:28:02,365 Nobody even know you fucking exists, so calm down. 1711 01:28:02,565 --> 01:28:04,580 - They don't know I exist? - No. 1712 01:28:04,780 --> 01:28:05,780 That's good. 1713 01:28:11,603 --> 01:28:14,564 - You know who he is right? - Yeah. 1714 01:28:14,764 --> 01:28:18,361 So, if I just wanted to get some more information, just find out what he knows, 1715 01:28:20,317 --> 01:28:22,708 we could go to his house right? Tap his phones a little bit, 1716 01:28:22,709 --> 01:28:27,098 - .. bug in get a little information.. - You don't fuck with these guys like that, 1717 01:28:27,298 --> 01:28:29,431 you don't fuck with him like that. What are you nuts or something? 1718 01:28:29,631 --> 01:28:31,592 That's what you fucking do. What do I pay you for? 1719 01:28:31,593 --> 01:28:33,505 I have a fucking P.I license you know. 1720 01:28:33,705 --> 01:28:35,668 I make a living at this, I'm not a cop anymore. 1721 01:28:35,868 --> 01:28:37,627 They'll take my fucking license away from me, alright? 1722 01:28:37,827 --> 01:28:38,827 Okay. 1723 01:28:39,027 --> 01:28:41,037 Okay, if I can't do that, 1724 01:28:41,237 --> 01:28:43,496 Can I just.. can I give the guy a call? 1725 01:28:44,987 --> 01:28:47,675 Why is that.. Jordan. Jordan do me a favor. 1726 01:28:47,875 --> 01:28:50,767 The only one who calls this guy is your fucking lawyer. 1727 01:28:52,118 --> 01:28:55,341 I told you, whatever the fuck you say to him, 1728 01:28:55,541 --> 01:28:58,079 He's gonna used it against you. Don't you understand? 1729 01:28:58,279 --> 01:29:00,926 - He is smart, you are dumb. - Fucking bullshit. 1730 01:29:01,126 --> 01:29:03,646 - I'm not allowed to call him. - Are we fucking talking tonight? 1731 01:29:04,107 --> 01:29:06,211 The last time you took these fucking pills, you put.. 1732 01:29:06,212 --> 01:29:08,639 Your head in fucking micooven, I'm not making it up. 1733 01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:11,490 Okay, I won't call. 1734 01:29:15,544 --> 01:29:17,024 Hey, fellas! C'mon aboard! 1735 01:29:17,224 --> 01:29:18,224 Plank's right down there. 1736 01:29:20,318 --> 01:29:21,866 Welcome. 1737 01:29:22,066 --> 01:29:23,066 What a nice day. 1738 01:29:26,700 --> 01:29:27,600 Welcome aboard. 1739 01:29:29,405 --> 01:29:31,646 Jordan, Welcome aboard to Naomi. Pleasure to meet you. 1740 01:29:31,846 --> 01:29:33,604 I'm Agent Denham. This is Agent Hughes. 1741 01:29:33,804 --> 01:29:35,478 Hi, how are you? Let me introduce you. 1742 01:29:35,678 --> 01:29:37,602 This is Nicole. Heidi, come on. Don't be shy. 1743 01:29:37,802 --> 01:29:40,434 What are you guys all shy for? Don't be scared. 1744 01:29:40,634 --> 01:29:42,994 - These are friends of Stratten. - It's a Pleasure. - Hello. 1745 01:29:46,299 --> 01:29:49,076 Your message said that, you wanted to speak privately. 1746 01:29:49,276 --> 01:29:51,173 Right. I do want to speak privately. 1747 01:29:51,373 --> 01:29:52,373 Give us a minute, huh, Ladies. 1748 01:29:52,573 --> 01:29:55,294 Let me know if I can get you anything. We'd be happy to help. 1749 01:29:56,300 --> 01:29:57,380 You guys hungry? 1750 01:29:57,580 --> 01:30:00,370 If you want something to eat. We got some pasta, shrimp, lobster, 1751 01:30:00,570 --> 01:30:02,505 I got whiskey, anykind of booze you want? 1752 01:30:02,705 --> 01:30:05,713 You know what, the bureau doesn't allow us to drink when we are at sea. 1753 01:30:05,913 --> 01:30:08,203 Duh? Of course. 1754 01:30:08,403 --> 01:30:09,403 Ever been on one of these before? 1755 01:30:09,603 --> 01:30:11,478 A boat? 1756 01:30:12,632 --> 01:30:13,968 I learned to sail when I was six. 1757 01:30:14,168 --> 01:30:15,168 No, shit. Is that right. 1758 01:30:16,330 --> 01:30:17,530 I mean, one like this, though. 1759 01:30:17,706 --> 01:30:20,622 I had the whole front extended to put a chopper up there. 1760 01:30:20,822 --> 01:30:21,822 See that? 1761 01:30:23,788 --> 01:30:25,041 Anyway, this is for you. 1762 01:30:25,241 --> 01:30:28,021 It's a complete list of every person that was at my wedding. 1763 01:30:28,221 --> 01:30:30,576 I understand you wanted the whole wedding video, 1764 01:30:30,776 --> 01:30:33,136 I figured this would help expedite the whole process, right? 1765 01:30:33,267 --> 01:30:34,267 There you go. 1766 01:30:34,467 --> 01:30:36,567 Look. My point is that. 1767 01:30:36,767 --> 01:30:38,423 I know you're investigating Stratton, 1768 01:30:38,623 --> 01:30:41,823 but, for the life of me I can't figure out why. 1769 01:30:42,023 --> 01:30:44,261 I know we are a little unorthodox; We're a little... 1770 01:30:44,461 --> 01:30:45,739 loud in the way we do things. 1771 01:30:45,939 --> 01:30:49,497 You gotta understand, trying to make a name for ourselves. 1772 01:30:49,697 --> 01:30:55,067 But, I want you to understand, we don't do anything illegal. 1773 01:30:55,267 --> 01:30:57,032 Whatsoever. 1774 01:30:57,232 --> 01:30:59,478 You could talk to the SEC, They're at my office, 1775 01:30:59,678 --> 01:31:01,969 fifteen times, over the last six month, so.. 1776 01:31:02,169 --> 01:31:04,167 I got nothing to hide. 1777 01:31:04,367 --> 01:31:07,270 You know, The SEC's a civil regulatory agency. 1778 01:31:07,470 --> 01:31:08,591 We pursue criminal activity. 1779 01:31:08,670 --> 01:31:09,670 Exactly. 1780 01:31:10,190 --> 01:31:11,630 You go after real criminal. Which... 1781 01:31:12,614 --> 01:31:15,590 makes me wonder, what the hell you're investigating me for? 1782 01:31:15,790 --> 01:31:16,790 I mean, honestly. What.. 1783 01:31:16,870 --> 01:31:20,798 What is it that you think, that we did or do. I don't get it. 1784 01:31:20,998 --> 01:31:21,998 Well, 1785 01:31:22,198 --> 01:31:24,865 Jordan, I can't discuss ongoing investigations. 1786 01:31:25,065 --> 01:31:26,186 No, I get that. I understand. 1787 01:31:26,265 --> 01:31:27,265 With that said. 1788 01:31:28,711 --> 01:31:30,605 This case got dumped on my desk. 1789 01:31:30,805 --> 01:31:31,845 You know, by a higher up.. 1790 01:31:32,005 --> 01:31:35,153 Who needs to make a show of looking into the new company, 1791 01:31:35,353 --> 01:31:37,630 on the block. The whole press and everything. 1792 01:31:37,830 --> 01:31:40,230 I end up being the smuck who does the looking. 1793 01:31:40,430 --> 01:31:41,430 Exactly. 1794 01:31:41,630 --> 01:31:42,991 It's just..you know, it bothers me. 1795 01:31:43,290 --> 01:31:44,460 We are the new guy. 1796 01:31:44,660 --> 01:31:46,349 We're the one that's banging on Wall Streets door, man. 1797 01:31:46,549 --> 01:31:48,989 You should see what's going on at the bigger firm. 1798 01:31:49,189 --> 01:31:50,289 I know all the information. 1799 01:31:50,290 --> 01:31:51,340 It's true. 1800 01:31:51,540 --> 01:31:53,606 Goldman, Leyman Brothers, Merrill. 1801 01:31:53,806 --> 01:31:56,953 Collateralized debt obligations? This Internet stock bullshit? 1802 01:31:57,153 --> 01:31:58,153 I mean, it's a fucking travesty. 1803 01:31:58,353 --> 01:32:01,186 I mean, I could take you step-by-step, 1804 01:32:01,386 --> 01:32:05,145 to what exactly is occuring. You know, all you have to do is ask. 1805 01:32:05,345 --> 01:32:06,345 I'm available. 1806 01:32:07,335 --> 01:32:08,775 That's exactly what I wanted to hear. 1807 01:32:08,886 --> 01:32:11,334 I don't see why, a little sit down like this. 1808 01:32:12,536 --> 01:32:14,073 Can't be profitable for the both of us. 1809 01:32:14,273 --> 01:32:16,634 It should, right? It should be profitable for us. 1810 01:32:16,834 --> 01:32:17,834 - It should. - Look? 1811 01:32:18,034 --> 01:32:20,175 I'm gonna give you my personal line, 1812 01:32:20,375 --> 01:32:23,273 five days a week you just call me. Feel free. 1813 01:32:23,473 --> 01:32:25,636 - I'll do that. - Great. 1814 01:32:27,963 --> 01:32:30,027 Are you sure you guys don't want something to drink? 1815 01:32:30,028 --> 01:32:31,716 I mean, you're not hungry. Nothing? 1816 01:32:31,916 --> 01:32:33,778 - Oh, no. - No? 1817 01:32:36,817 --> 01:32:37,744 Let me ask you. 1818 01:32:37,944 --> 01:32:40,944 And if you don't wanna get too personal, just tell me to shut up at anytime. 1819 01:32:42,224 --> 01:32:44,671 Did you try to get your broker's license at one time? 1820 01:32:44,871 --> 01:32:45,871 Did I hear that right? 1821 01:32:46,071 --> 01:32:48,010 Were you trying to take a stab at Wall Street? 1822 01:32:49,258 --> 01:32:50,568 Who've you been talking to? 1823 01:32:50,768 --> 01:32:52,956 - Who the fuck have you been talking to? - Well, you're investigating me.. 1824 01:32:53,156 --> 01:32:55,547 I hear things. You see what I mean? 1825 01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:58,570 You ever think about, what would've happened. 1826 01:32:58,770 --> 01:33:00,757 If you've..you know, stayed the course? 1827 01:33:02,306 --> 01:33:04,273 You know what. When I'm riding home on the subway, 1828 01:33:04,473 --> 01:33:07,711 And, my balls are fucking sweating. I'm wearing the same suit, three days in row. 1829 01:33:07,911 --> 01:33:08,911 Yeah, you bet I do. 1830 01:33:09,111 --> 01:33:11,023 I thought about it, before. Who wouldn't, right? 1831 01:33:11,024 --> 01:33:12,145 Right, who fucking wouldn't. 1832 01:33:12,224 --> 01:33:14,147 I mean, you got.. Another personal question. 1833 01:33:14,347 --> 01:33:16,159 - You don't need to answe.. - No, it's alright Jordan. 1834 01:33:16,359 --> 01:33:19,201 What are you pulling? 50-60K something like that, a year? 1835 01:33:23,276 --> 01:33:24,236 Let's put it this way. 1836 01:33:24,436 --> 01:33:27,105 You get a free handgun, when you sign up for the bureau. 1837 01:33:28,170 --> 01:33:29,559 No. But, it fucking pisses me off. 1838 01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:30,560 You know what I mean. You think about, 1839 01:33:30,760 --> 01:33:34,204 the people that build this country, hardworking people like you. 1840 01:33:34,404 --> 01:33:36,744 You know, firefighters, teachers, FBI agents. 1841 01:33:36,944 --> 01:33:40,569 End of the day, you guys get fucking skinned to life, financially. 1842 01:33:40,769 --> 01:33:41,769 Fucking makes me angry. 1843 01:33:43,028 --> 01:33:45,380 That's the one thing about Wall Street and this market is. 1844 01:33:45,580 --> 01:33:50,690 For me, I feel, it's good to give back. You know, there's 1845 01:33:50,890 --> 01:33:52,979 there's situations.. where I can. 1846 01:33:53,179 --> 01:33:56,046 Make those situations better for people. 1847 01:33:56,246 --> 01:33:57,246 You know. 1848 01:33:58,634 --> 01:34:00,953 Opportunity, is everything. 1849 01:34:01,153 --> 01:34:02,153 Exactly. 1850 01:34:02,353 --> 01:34:04,753 Yeah, for example. I got this one kid, right. 1851 01:34:06,231 --> 01:34:08,948 Went to school for environmental science or something like that. 1852 01:34:09,148 --> 01:34:10,948 He was bogged down by student's loans. 1853 01:34:11,148 --> 01:34:13,626 Turns out, his mother needed triple bypass surgery. 1854 01:34:13,826 --> 01:34:14,826 Horrible situation. 1855 01:34:15,026 --> 01:34:18,030 But, we got him in at the market at the right time. 1856 01:34:18,230 --> 01:34:19,249 Choose the right stock. 1857 01:34:19,250 --> 01:34:20,290 We gave him the right guidance. 1858 01:34:20,490 --> 01:34:23,753 Boom. Overnight, changes his entire life. 1859 01:34:23,953 --> 01:34:27,450 You know, he got to put his mother in the best hospital in New York City. 1860 01:34:27,650 --> 01:34:30,877 It didn't work out for her, granted she passed away, unfortunately. 1861 01:34:31,077 --> 01:34:33,818 But, we gave him that opportunity, you know what I'm saying. 1862 01:34:34,018 --> 01:34:36,768 It's just about setting up the right team and then, 1863 01:34:36,968 --> 01:34:39,512 overnight, your life can change. 1864 01:34:44,888 --> 01:34:46,627 What is..intern.. uh.. 1865 01:34:48,669 --> 01:34:50,885 What does an intern make off on a deal like that? 1866 01:34:51,085 --> 01:34:52,085 On that situation.. 1867 01:34:52,285 --> 01:34:55,826 On that particular trade. One trade. 1868 01:34:56,026 --> 01:34:59,108 North of half a million dollars. 1869 01:35:03,279 --> 01:35:05,053 And, I'd do that for anybody. 1870 01:35:05,253 --> 01:35:08,590 You know, anybody that needs the proper guidence. 1871 01:35:28,090 --> 01:35:30,162 Can you say that again? 1872 01:35:30,362 --> 01:35:32,038 Just the way, you said it. 1873 01:35:32,238 --> 01:35:33,238 Just the same way. 1874 01:35:38,090 --> 01:35:39,634 I don't know what you're talking about. 1875 01:35:39,635 --> 01:35:41,355 No.. come on you know what I'm talking about. 1876 01:35:41,425 --> 01:35:43,264 Just say the same thing. I think, what Jordan just did is he.. 1877 01:35:43,464 --> 01:35:44,464 If I'm not mistaken. 1878 01:35:44,664 --> 01:35:47,224 You just tried to bribe a Federal Officer. 1879 01:35:47,424 --> 01:35:49,481 No, technically, I didn't bribe anybody. 1880 01:35:51,187 --> 01:35:53,345 According to the US Criminal Code, 1881 01:35:53,545 --> 01:35:56,716 there needs to be exact dollar figure for the exchange of services. 1882 01:35:57,190 --> 01:35:58,894 That would not hold up in the court of law. 1883 01:36:01,654 --> 01:36:02,575 That's the truth, But.. 1884 01:36:02,704 --> 01:36:04,199 I wanna tell you this, - Yeah. 1885 01:36:04,399 --> 01:36:07,707 The same gentleman, that told me you tried to get your broker's license, 1886 01:36:07,907 --> 01:36:09,690 also told me that you are a straight arrow. 1887 01:36:09,890 --> 01:36:10,890 He ran a security check on me. 1888 01:36:11,090 --> 01:36:12,090 Well.. 1889 01:36:14,094 --> 01:36:17,625 I'm on a boat fit for a bond villain sometimes you need to play the part, right? 1890 01:36:19,150 --> 01:36:22,255 I think it's time you both get the fuck off my boat. What do you say? 1891 01:36:23,744 --> 01:36:25,408 You know, Jordan. I'll tell you something. 1892 01:36:25,409 --> 01:36:27,797 Most of the Wall Street jackasses I bust, 1893 01:36:30,012 --> 01:36:31,813 - they were born to the life. - Is that right? 1894 01:36:32,544 --> 01:36:33,837 Their father was a douchebags. 1895 01:36:34,037 --> 01:36:35,982 Just like their fathers before them. 1896 01:36:36,182 --> 01:36:37,182 But you, 1897 01:36:39,399 --> 01:36:42,444 You Jordan, you got this way all on your own. 1898 01:36:42,644 --> 01:36:43,644 Did I? 1899 01:36:43,844 --> 01:36:44,844 Good for you, little man. 1900 01:36:45,044 --> 01:36:46,044 Little man? 1901 01:36:46,244 --> 01:36:48,425 - Good for you. - Me, the littleman? 1902 01:36:48,625 --> 01:36:49,665 Let me tell you something. 1903 01:36:49,825 --> 01:36:51,605 Let me tell you something else. 1904 01:36:51,805 --> 01:36:53,899 Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here, 1905 01:36:54,099 --> 01:36:55,914 this is one of the nicest boat that I've ever been on. 1906 01:36:56,035 --> 01:36:57,721 - I gotta..I gotta tell you. - I bet it is. 1907 01:36:57,722 --> 01:36:58,722 And, you know what I was just thinking too. 1908 01:36:58,922 --> 01:37:01,511 The fucking hero that I'm gonna be back at the office. 1909 01:37:02,190 --> 01:37:04,614 When the bureau seizes this fucking boat. 1910 01:37:04,814 --> 01:37:06,833 B'cos, I'm gonna finally fuck Jordan. 1911 01:37:08,667 --> 01:37:09,689 It's beautiful. 1912 01:37:09,889 --> 01:37:10,889 And, you get the beautiful girls and everything. 1913 01:37:11,160 --> 01:37:12,407 It's wonderful. 1914 01:37:12,607 --> 01:37:14,744 Alright, get the fuck off my boat. 1915 01:37:14,944 --> 01:37:17,562 I'm sure we'll be seeing each other, real soon. - I'm sure. 1916 01:37:17,762 --> 01:37:21,239 Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fucking wives. 1917 01:37:21,439 --> 01:37:24,559 I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls. In the meantime. 1918 01:37:24,759 --> 01:37:27,412 Hey, you guys wanna take some lobsters for your ride home? 1919 01:37:27,805 --> 01:37:29,560 You fucking miserable pricks! I know you can't afford them. 1920 01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:31,745 Fucking cheap fucks. 1921 01:37:31,945 --> 01:37:32,945 Fucking miserable pricks! 1922 01:37:34,820 --> 01:37:37,319 Hey, fellas.. look what I found in my pockets. Look! 1923 01:37:37,320 --> 01:37:39,633 Your year salary, right here. 1924 01:37:39,833 --> 01:37:40,873 You know what I call them? 1925 01:37:41,033 --> 01:37:42,033 Fun coupons. 1926 01:37:43,645 --> 01:37:46,473 A fun coupons. 1927 01:37:54,243 --> 01:37:56,867 Switzerland? What the fuck is in Switzerland? 1928 01:37:57,080 --> 01:37:58,401 Swiss fucking Banks, that's what. 1929 01:37:59,310 --> 01:38:01,860 It was ass covering time. I had to hide my money. 1930 01:38:02,790 --> 01:38:04,020 Enter Rugrat. 1931 01:38:04,670 --> 01:38:06,840 He knew Swiss Banker from law school. 1932 01:38:07,040 --> 01:38:08,040 But, he was in Geneva. 1933 01:38:08,240 --> 01:38:11,364 And there was no way, I'm gonna make that flight sober. 1934 01:38:13,120 --> 01:38:16,577 So, I knew if I took my drugs right. I could sleep through the entire flight. 1935 01:38:17,160 --> 01:38:18,980 But, I had to take 'em, JUST RIGHT. 1936 01:38:19,730 --> 01:38:22,229 At 4 pm I popped a few more ludes. 1937 01:38:22,230 --> 01:38:25,232 Which started kicking in by the time I finished my sales meeting. 1938 01:38:25,432 --> 01:38:26,432 My tingle phase. 1939 01:38:27,370 --> 01:38:28,969 By dinner I popped a few more 1940 01:38:29,169 --> 01:38:31,629 on top of some cocktails and a valium or two. 1941 01:38:31,829 --> 01:38:33,887 My slur phase. 1942 01:38:36,138 --> 01:38:38,143 By eight thirty, I popped a few more ludes. 1943 01:38:38,343 --> 01:38:40,320 And pretty much lost my motor skills. 1944 01:38:40,520 --> 01:38:43,026 This was the drool phase. 1945 01:38:46,192 --> 01:38:48,480 By ten I didn't know who or what the fuck I was... 1946 01:38:48,680 --> 01:38:50,290 The amnesia phase. 1947 01:38:51,440 --> 01:38:53,250 We boarded the plane, just before midnight. 1948 01:38:53,620 --> 01:38:56,843 Wow! Look at you. You're all beautiful. 1949 01:39:00,270 --> 01:39:02,790 - May I see your boarding passes Sir. - We have boarding passes. 1950 01:39:11,881 --> 01:39:13,529 He's got his hand on my dick again. 1951 01:39:16,970 --> 01:39:18,120 Oh, my God! Take it off. 1952 01:39:19,769 --> 01:39:20,536 Take it off. 1953 01:39:20,801 --> 01:39:22,785 I heard there's a treasure map, under here. 1954 01:39:23,380 --> 01:39:24,350 Stop. 1955 01:39:26,270 --> 01:39:27,260 Please, sit down. 1956 01:39:27,460 --> 01:39:29,269 Go back to your seat, please. 1957 01:39:29,469 --> 01:39:31,203 Please, go back to your seat. 1958 01:39:31,403 --> 01:39:33,289 I will have to call the captain. 1959 01:39:33,489 --> 01:39:35,524 Please, Sir. Please sit down. 1960 01:39:35,724 --> 01:39:36,724 Please sit down! 1961 01:39:36,924 --> 01:39:37,924 Okay, I'm going. 1962 01:39:39,465 --> 01:39:40,655 Okay.. okay. 1963 01:39:42,738 --> 01:39:44,146 Fasten your seatbelt please. 1964 01:39:44,346 --> 01:39:46,956 We cannot take off, if you haven't fasten your seatbelt. 1965 01:39:47,156 --> 01:39:48,156 Sit down, fasten it. 1966 01:39:48,356 --> 01:39:50,371 - I will do it for you. - What? 1967 01:39:50,571 --> 01:39:51,571 I will do it for you. 1968 01:39:51,771 --> 01:39:54,336 You gotta speak English We don't understand Swiss language. 1969 01:40:21,538 --> 01:40:22,586 Christ. Fuck. 1970 01:40:25,396 --> 01:40:26,349 Donnie. 1971 01:40:26,549 --> 01:40:29,607 Donnie, this isn't funny, untie me, buddy. 1972 01:40:29,807 --> 01:40:31,584 I can't tie you. 1973 01:40:31,784 --> 01:40:33,476 The captain tied you. 1974 01:40:33,676 --> 01:40:34,716 He was fucking tasing you. 1975 01:40:36,329 --> 01:40:37,433 Why? 1976 01:40:37,633 --> 01:40:38,633 Why? 1977 01:40:52,869 --> 01:40:54,064 You're screaming at people. 1978 01:40:54,264 --> 01:40:55,264 Fuck off. 1979 01:40:55,464 --> 01:40:58,121 You were on the floor, like rolling around and shit. 1980 01:40:58,321 --> 01:41:00,266 You called the captain the N-words. 1981 01:41:00,466 --> 01:41:02,797 I call the captain an N-words? 1982 01:41:02,997 --> 01:41:03,997 Yeah, he was very upset. 1983 01:41:04,197 --> 01:41:05,197 Really? 1984 01:41:05,397 --> 01:41:06,637 Luckily, we are in first class. 1985 01:41:08,705 --> 01:41:11,215 Jesus Christ, I think you have a fucking drug problem. 1986 01:41:12,638 --> 01:41:13,830 Where are the ludes? 1987 01:41:14,030 --> 01:41:15,626 Where are the ludes? 1988 01:41:15,826 --> 01:41:17,961 They're in my ass, don't worry about it. 1989 01:41:18,161 --> 01:41:19,161 I got it. 1990 01:41:19,361 --> 01:41:20,361 Thank God. 1991 01:41:21,586 --> 01:41:24,331 Jesus Christ, what are we gonna do when we get to Switzerland, buddy. 1992 01:41:24,332 --> 01:41:25,332 This is bad. 1993 01:41:25,532 --> 01:41:27,319 This fucking thing's pressing my chest I can't breath. 1994 01:41:27,519 --> 01:41:28,519 Do something to calm me down, please. 1995 01:41:28,719 --> 01:41:30,845 Okay, shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up. 1996 01:41:31,045 --> 01:41:32,045 Help me. 1997 01:41:32,245 --> 01:41:33,245 Okay... shhh.. shh.. 1998 01:41:34,617 --> 01:41:36,328 - That's good. - Go to sleep. 1999 01:41:36,528 --> 01:41:37,528 Rub it harder, buddy. 2000 01:41:37,728 --> 01:41:38,728 You're all right. 2001 01:41:38,928 --> 01:41:41,406 We all love you. Shut the fuck up! 2002 01:41:47,413 --> 01:41:48,637 Mr. Belfort. 2003 01:41:48,837 --> 01:41:49,837 You're free to go. 2004 01:41:52,536 --> 01:41:53,823 Really? 2005 01:41:57,634 --> 01:41:58,474 - Hey, Donnie. - Yeah. 2006 01:41:58,624 --> 01:42:00,226 When we get up there. Try not to act like yourself, okay? 2007 01:42:00,426 --> 01:42:02,199 Let's make Geneva an asshole free Donnie zone, alright? 2008 01:42:02,399 --> 01:42:03,399 Why the fuck are you coming at me for? 2009 01:42:03,630 --> 01:42:05,831 Hey, listen.. the only reason you're sitting in this limo 2010 01:42:05,928 --> 01:42:07,848 and not a Swiss jail is b'cos of my friend, okay? 2011 01:42:09,913 --> 01:42:11,091 We are here. We are here. 2012 01:42:12,170 --> 01:42:13,340 Jordan Belfort! 2013 01:42:13,540 --> 01:42:14,540 At last! 2014 01:42:14,740 --> 01:42:17,246 Nicholas has told me so much. 2015 01:42:18,332 --> 01:42:19,852 Jordan, Jean-Jacques Saurel. 2016 01:42:20,052 --> 01:42:22,293 - Pleasure to make your acquaintance. - Nice to meet you. 2017 01:42:30,300 --> 01:42:33,127 I'm curious about your bank secrecy laws, here. 2018 01:42:37,302 --> 01:42:38,206 Excusez-moi, Jordan, 2019 01:42:38,490 --> 01:42:42,900 Swiss custom requires ten minutes of blah blah blah.. 2020 01:42:43,100 --> 01:42:44,100 Chit chat. Chit chat! Thank you. 2021 01:42:44,300 --> 01:42:46,398 Before business can be discussed. 2022 01:42:51,947 --> 01:42:54,556 Of course, let's get down to it.” 2023 01:42:54,756 --> 01:42:55,877 What would you like to know? 2024 01:42:57,154 --> 01:42:59,109 Under what circumstances would you be.. 2025 01:42:59,309 --> 01:43:01,583 obligated to cooperate with an FBI 2026 01:43:01,783 --> 01:43:05,598 or U.S. Justice Department investigation? For example. 2027 01:43:05,798 --> 01:43:06,798 Ca depend. 2028 01:43:08,174 --> 01:43:10,185 - Ca depend? - Oui. 2029 01:43:11,434 --> 01:43:13,578 Ca depend on what? Exactly. 2030 01:43:14,766 --> 01:43:17,664 Whether America plans to invade Switzerland in the coming months. 2031 01:43:18,984 --> 01:43:21,209 So, check if tanks are rolling down the Rue de la Croix? 2032 01:43:21,210 --> 01:43:22,310 Yes, Rue de la Croix. 2033 01:43:38,138 --> 01:43:42,722 What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over. 2034 01:43:45,736 --> 01:43:49,440 I understand perfectly, you American shitheel. 2035 01:43:51,590 --> 01:43:54,510 The only way the Banque Real de Geneve would cooperate; 2036 01:43:54,710 --> 01:43:55,710 With a foreign legal body 2037 01:43:55,910 --> 01:43:59,949 is if the crime being pursued is also a crime in Switzerland. 2038 01:44:00,220 --> 01:44:04,662 But, there are very few Swiss laws which apply to your practices. 2039 01:44:04,862 --> 01:44:07,402 From a financial standpoint, 2040 01:44:07,602 --> 01:44:10,464 you are now in heaven. 2041 01:44:10,664 --> 01:44:12,727 See, I told you he's fantastic, right? 2042 01:44:13,150 --> 01:44:16,377 If the U.S. Justice Department sent us a subpoena, 2043 01:44:16,880 --> 01:44:19,427 it would become papier-toillette. 2044 01:44:21,271 --> 01:44:23,103 We would wipe our ass with it. 2045 01:44:23,303 --> 01:44:24,303 Unless, of course.. 2046 01:44:24,503 --> 01:44:27,743 It was an investigation into stock fraud.. 2047 01:44:27,943 --> 01:44:30,872 Which is a crime in Switzerland. If I'm correct. 2048 01:44:31,072 --> 01:44:34,227 Then, there'd have to be Cooperacion. 2049 01:44:34,427 --> 01:44:35,748 On your part, If I'm not mistaken. 2050 01:44:37,080 --> 01:44:37,940 Yes, we would. 2051 01:44:39,260 --> 01:44:42,035 Assuming the account is under your name. 2052 01:44:43,747 --> 01:44:44,914 If it were.. 2053 01:44:45,114 --> 01:44:46,114 Another name.. 2054 01:44:47,766 --> 01:44:50,230 A friends, Comerate, Cousin.. 2055 01:44:55,492 --> 01:44:56,923 Relatives? Yeah. 2056 01:44:59,466 --> 01:45:01,611 Was that yodeling I just heard or 2057 01:45:01,811 --> 01:45:03,825 did you just say what I thought you said? 2058 01:45:04,025 --> 01:45:06,309 Yes! Yes! 2059 01:45:06,509 --> 01:45:09,332 He's telling me to use a rathole. 2060 01:45:09,532 --> 01:45:13,274 But, a U.S. rathole would never get into Switzerland with all that money. 2061 01:45:13,474 --> 01:45:17,648 What I needed was a ratholr with a European passport. 2062 01:45:25,064 --> 01:45:26,339 Jordan? 2063 01:45:26,539 --> 01:45:29,415 Hey! How is my favourite Aunt, huh? 2064 01:45:29,615 --> 01:45:32,099 - Welcome, was the traffic terrible? - No, not at all. 2065 01:45:36,710 --> 01:45:39,040 Thank God, Aunt Emma didn't need too much convincing. 2066 01:45:39,405 --> 01:45:42,029 Turned out, the British weren't too much different from the Swiss. 2067 01:45:42,030 --> 01:45:45,082 Money talks. And, bullshit takes the bus. 2068 01:45:45,282 --> 01:45:47,447 How do you say 'rathole' in British. 2069 01:45:47,647 --> 01:45:49,867 If you get in any trouble, whatsoever. 2070 01:45:50,067 --> 01:45:52,835 I'll come forward immediately. I'll say that I duped you. 2071 01:45:53,035 --> 01:45:54,035 That I promise. 2072 01:45:55,464 --> 01:45:58,005 Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it darling? 2073 01:46:02,337 --> 01:46:03,891 Sometimes, I wonder 2074 01:46:04,091 --> 01:46:06,714 if you let money get the best of you, my love. 2075 01:46:06,914 --> 01:46:10,424 Among other substances. 2076 01:46:14,746 --> 01:46:16,703 It's that obvious, huh? 2077 01:46:16,903 --> 01:46:19,271 It's chilly darling and you're sweating bullets. 2078 01:46:22,530 --> 01:46:26,033 What can I say, Aunt Emma. I'm a drug addict. 2079 01:46:27,229 --> 01:46:29,853 I really am. I mean, Cocaine, pills.. 2080 01:46:31,593 --> 01:46:33,588 Whatever it is, I'll fucking do it. 2081 01:46:33,788 --> 01:46:35,892 That's the truth. 2082 01:46:36,092 --> 01:46:38,874 I am a sex addict too. 2083 01:46:39,074 --> 01:46:42,382 Well, there are worse things to be addicted to than sex. 2084 01:46:43,712 --> 01:46:45,432 Jesus, why am I telling you all this? 2085 01:46:45,632 --> 01:46:46,632 I am sorry. 2086 01:46:48,664 --> 01:46:50,558 Because I'm very easy to talk to. 2087 01:46:50,758 --> 01:46:51,758 You are. 2088 01:46:51,958 --> 01:46:53,889 You are easy to talk to. 2089 01:46:54,089 --> 01:46:55,089 I suppose it's.. 2090 01:46:57,145 --> 01:46:58,714 It's just my job, you know, it's uh... 2091 01:46:58,914 --> 01:47:03,087 All these people depending on me, tens of millions of dollars at stake, you know, 2092 01:47:03,287 --> 01:47:05,052 Sometimes, I feel like I.. 2093 01:47:05,252 --> 01:47:08,280 I've bitten on more than I can chew, you know? 2094 01:47:08,480 --> 01:47:11,024 You're a man with large appetites. 2095 01:47:11,224 --> 01:47:12,224 Yeah. 2096 01:47:14,734 --> 01:47:16,630 Is she, fucking hitting on me? 2097 01:47:16,830 --> 01:47:17,830 Yeah. Yeah, I am. 2098 01:47:21,617 --> 01:47:24,537 I suppose, I put that on myself though, right? 2099 01:47:24,737 --> 01:47:25,737 My decision. 2100 01:47:25,937 --> 01:47:28,196 It's hard to.. 2101 01:47:28,396 --> 01:47:29,396 Hard to learn to.. 2102 01:47:29,596 --> 01:47:32,668 To control the anxiety sometimes, you know? 2103 01:47:34,826 --> 01:47:37,504 Learn to relax, and let go. 2104 01:47:38,862 --> 01:47:40,671 To release the tension. 2105 01:47:41,998 --> 01:47:43,705 She is hitting on me. 2106 01:47:43,905 --> 01:47:44,905 Holy shit! 2107 01:47:45,105 --> 01:47:47,431 Yeah, release the tension. 2108 01:47:52,170 --> 01:47:56,512 Suppose we, uh.. We all just need to learn not.. 2109 01:47:56,712 --> 01:47:59,615 Learn to do what comes naturally in life, you know? 2110 01:48:02,673 --> 01:48:04,769 Is he fucking hitting on me? 2111 01:48:11,349 --> 01:48:12,677 Stability, dear. 2112 01:48:12,877 --> 01:48:13,877 Family. 2113 01:48:21,155 --> 01:48:22,635 You take care of my nice, my love. 2114 01:48:22,835 --> 01:48:25,024 I'll take care of everything, over here. 2115 01:48:26,721 --> 01:48:28,161 Deal. 2116 01:48:34,010 --> 01:48:37,685 We had, literally, a fuck load of money. 2117 01:48:37,885 --> 01:48:40,731 Aunt Emma, could never carry all this by herself. 2118 01:48:41,070 --> 01:48:44,890 So, I thought to myself, who else has European passport? 2119 01:48:46,540 --> 01:48:49,885 Now, Brad, as a successful drug dealer, 2120 01:48:50,432 --> 01:48:52,566 spent his winters in the south of France, 2121 01:48:52,567 --> 01:48:54,568 which is where he met his wife, Chantelle. 2122 01:48:54,569 --> 01:48:57,571 A striper of Slovenian origin, 2123 01:48:57,572 --> 01:49:01,406 born in, of all places, Switzerland. 2124 01:49:05,513 --> 01:49:07,514 Well, this is fucked. 2125 01:49:07,515 --> 01:49:09,483 Oh, no, shit! 2126 01:49:12,687 --> 01:49:16,623 - Like this will take a, like, 50 trips. - I know. 2127 01:49:20,495 --> 01:49:21,553 Yeah, a suicide work. 2128 01:49:21,629 --> 01:49:24,531 But, how about her family? Right? 2129 01:49:24,532 --> 01:49:26,667 I mean, they all got Swiss' passport, right? 2130 01:49:26,668 --> 01:49:28,635 I mean, she's got parents, she's got a brother. 2131 01:49:28,636 --> 01:49:31,438 Right, brother's got a wife, that's five fuckin' people. 2132 01:49:31,439 --> 01:49:33,440 Six, seven trips, boom, right? 2133 01:49:33,441 --> 01:49:35,676 They're all fuckin' Swiss and it was like, "what are you doing?", they could do that. 2134 01:49:35,677 --> 01:49:38,545 At least I have a family, you crooked nose fuck! 2135 01:49:38,546 --> 01:49:41,606 Hey, hey, uh, don't forget about my money. 2136 01:49:43,315 --> 01:49:45,486 - I'm sorry, what was that? - Hey, I forgot to tell you 2137 01:49:45,487 --> 01:49:48,522 - he's got some, he's got some money. - My money. 2138 01:49:48,523 --> 01:49:50,624 - Yeah, a couple mill comin' in like a week. - Yeah. 2139 01:49:50,625 --> 01:49:53,185 And when it gets here, I'll give you a call, you come pick it up. 2140 01:49:55,697 --> 01:49:57,494 You give me a call? 2141 01:49:58,666 --> 01:50:02,503 When it gets here, I'll give you a call, and you come pick it up. 2142 01:50:02,504 --> 01:50:04,438 Well, we don't fuckin' work for you, man! 2143 01:50:04,439 --> 01:50:04,705 Shh.. 2144 01:50:04,706 --> 01:50:07,608 Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. 2145 01:50:07,609 --> 01:50:09,577 Okay? Technically you do work for me. 2146 01:50:12,614 --> 01:50:14,448 Hey, Jordan, we're gonna need to talk. 2147 01:50:14,449 --> 01:50:16,683 If I fuckin' do this, I'm telling you right now, I ain't goin' to him. 2148 01:50:16,684 --> 01:50:19,620 Okay? I'm not a fuckin' schwas, I don't do fuckin' pick-ups, alright? 2149 01:50:19,621 --> 01:50:21,522 - But listen to me, when this thing placed, - I'm gonna take care of everything. 2150 01:50:21,523 --> 01:50:23,590 And I fuckin' say, and you tell that fuckin' piece of shit. 2151 01:50:23,591 --> 01:50:24,691 - If he comes correct. - I will. 2152 01:50:24,692 --> 01:50:27,076 If he comes in, I'll fuckin' loopy and fucked up. I 2153 01:50:27,077 --> 01:50:29,496 swear to God, I'm a mash that douchebag's teeth. 2154 01:50:29,497 --> 01:50:31,498 I hear that, who's fucking cheating? 2155 01:50:31,499 --> 01:50:33,433 - Who's fuckin' cheating? - Look, may I asking.. 2156 01:50:33,434 --> 01:50:35,602 I put the money on that fuckin' table, not you! 2157 01:50:35,603 --> 01:50:37,538 I'm the reason we have this fuckin' deal! 2158 01:50:37,539 --> 01:50:39,506 - I have a gun, you fucking idiot! - What the fuck this gun. 2159 01:50:39,507 --> 01:50:40,607 I already told you this. 2160 01:50:40,608 --> 01:50:44,545 You know what? You're a fuckin' pill deal, I got five more just like you, bro! 2161 01:50:44,546 --> 01:50:46,446 Keep talking, you piece of shit! 2162 01:50:46,447 --> 01:50:48,582 Do you know what? You dress like shit! 2163 01:50:48,583 --> 01:50:50,617 - So, fuck you! - Fuck you, motherfucker! 2164 01:50:50,618 --> 01:50:53,453 - Jesus! - Like that faggot. Who's the faggot? 2165 01:50:53,454 --> 01:50:54,555 - Enough with your shit! - You okay? 2166 01:50:54,556 --> 01:50:55,523 Hey pal! 2167 01:50:57,625 --> 01:51:00,594 The next day, aunt Emma flew to Geneve. 2168 01:51:00,595 --> 01:51:03,463 Two million in cash in her carry on. 2169 01:51:03,464 --> 01:51:06,433 Which in a big picture was a drop in the Swiss bucket. 2170 01:51:07,468 --> 01:51:10,571 'Cause the following month, over the course of six roundtrips, 2171 01:51:10,572 --> 01:51:12,884 Chantelle's family and friends smugglin' 2172 01:51:12,885 --> 01:51:15,609 over 20 millon in cash without even a hiccup. 2173 01:51:15,610 --> 01:51:17,644 - Shred it. - And by the way.. 2174 01:51:17,645 --> 01:51:21,548 - Here they are. - Excellent! 2175 01:51:21,549 --> 01:51:23,540 - And I have some more. - Really? 2176 01:51:23,618 --> 01:51:24,651 - Here. - Oh, thank you. 2177 01:51:24,652 --> 01:51:26,620 - And here. - Welcome. 2178 01:51:26,621 --> 01:51:28,488 Welcome? 2179 01:51:28,489 --> 01:51:31,424 - And yeah, like four bags of it. - Ooh. 2180 01:51:31,693 --> 01:51:34,528 Are you Swiss-Slovakian or Swiss-Slovenian? 2181 01:51:34,529 --> 01:51:36,530 - Slovenian. Yes. - Slovenian? Okay. 2182 01:51:36,531 --> 01:51:39,500 - So you're blonde? - Oh, stop that. 2183 01:51:59,554 --> 01:52:00,520 Shit. 2184 01:52:00,521 --> 01:52:04,625 Put the fuckin' car parked, you dumb idiot! 2185 01:52:04,626 --> 01:52:07,427 Yeah, close the briefcase. 2186 01:52:07,428 --> 01:52:10,497 One fuckin' day, one fuckin' day you couldn't keep it together? 2187 01:52:10,498 --> 01:52:12,566 I was fucked up, Brad. 2188 01:52:12,567 --> 01:52:14,535 - You're fuckin' kidding me! - Fucked up. 2189 01:52:20,007 --> 01:52:21,808 - It's a joke! - It's a joke? 2190 01:52:21,809 --> 01:52:23,944 - I'm sober. - Jesus fucking Christ. 2191 01:52:23,945 --> 01:52:26,746 - It's a fuckin' joke. I'm not stupid. - Are you fuckin' stupid? 2192 01:52:26,747 --> 01:52:27,981 - You fuckin' drivin' you like a fuckin' maniac. - Do you know what.. 2193 01:52:27,982 --> 01:52:30,155 - You know the attention that fuckin' draws? 2194 01:52:30,156 --> 01:52:31,785 - You know what, I'm not stupid. 2195 01:52:31,786 --> 01:52:32,819 - I'm smart. - Smart? 2196 01:52:32,820 --> 01:52:34,888 - I make million dollar deal. - That's right. 2197 01:52:34,889 --> 01:52:37,724 We smart important people, unlike you. 2198 01:52:37,725 --> 01:52:40,990 People who don't sucker punch people when they're scared, okay? 2199 01:52:41,572 --> 01:52:42,796 - I'm scared? - And by the way, 2200 01:52:42,797 --> 01:52:44,931 - I haven't got an apology for that. - One apology, okay. 2201 01:52:44,932 --> 01:52:46,833 I check my fuckin' messages everyday 2202 01:52:46,834 --> 01:52:47,801 - when I come home from work. - Did you? 2203 01:52:47,802 --> 01:52:48,802 - My answering machine. - You didn't got one, huh? 2204 01:52:48,803 --> 01:52:50,937 Zero! I got a blinking light because I don't have shit from you! 2205 01:52:50,938 --> 01:52:52,170 - Yeah right. You know, you got a big 2206 01:52:52,171 --> 01:52:53,773 - fuckin' mouth! - I got my wife, I got my wife 2207 01:52:53,774 --> 01:52:55,942 checking the messages every 45 minutes, calling the office say, 2208 01:52:55,943 --> 01:52:59,746 has Brad apologize? Is there any apology message on the machine? 2209 01:52:59,747 --> 01:53:00,847 - Alright, do you know what.. - I don't have Jack shit. 2210 01:53:00,848 --> 01:53:02,333 - You know what? That's not how you treat me. 2211 01:53:02,334 --> 01:53:03,850 - Yeah, you got a big fuckin' mouth. You know 2212 01:53:03,851 --> 01:53:05,752 I'm not gonna give you a fuckin' pass, just give me the case. 2213 01:53:05,753 --> 01:53:07,921 - Oh, you're not gonna give me a pass? - Get out of here. 2214 01:53:07,922 --> 01:53:09,022 Look, it's a figure fuckin' speech. 2215 01:53:09,023 --> 01:53:11,758 - Oh my God, the Emperor of Foxville. - Just give me the fuckin' case 2216 01:53:11,759 --> 01:53:13,893 came down from Foxville to give me a pass! 2217 01:53:13,894 --> 01:53:15,330 Hey, what are the citizens of Foxville 2218 01:53:15,331 --> 01:53:16,997 doing at the day when the Emperor's gone? 2219 01:53:16,998 --> 01:53:18,999 - I'm begging you. - Is it, is it mayhem? 2220 01:53:19,000 --> 01:53:20,900 Or people looting and raping? 2221 01:53:20,901 --> 01:53:22,802 What all the little fuckhead doing? 2222 01:53:22,803 --> 01:53:23,770 - Why are you here? - You go fuck yourself! 2223 01:53:23,771 --> 01:53:25,839 - You fuckin', alright, alright. - Hey, you fuck the back up! 2224 01:53:25,840 --> 01:53:27,000 I'm fuckin' saying! 2225 01:53:27,708 --> 01:53:31,701 That if I ever cross you in my life, if you come at me again, 2226 01:53:31,779 --> 01:53:32,946 - Just fuckin' keep it down. - You know what? 2227 01:53:32,947 --> 01:53:38,918 I got it. I don't want to be avoiding anything, but I think you like, like.. 2228 01:53:38,919 --> 01:53:39,986 - Like, when you come at me, - What the fuck? 2229 01:53:39,987 --> 01:53:41,888 - 'Cause you look at me. - What's the matter with you? 2230 01:53:41,889 --> 01:53:44,891 I just know I just noticed like, you have like a fuckin', like.. 2231 01:53:44,892 --> 01:53:45,892 - Stop that talk! - You might twinkle. 2232 01:53:45,893 --> 01:53:48,762 You have like a twinkle, were you trying to kiss me, bro? 2233 01:53:48,763 --> 01:53:49,896 - Jesus fuckin' Christ.. - Bro, you're trying.. 2234 01:53:49,897 --> 01:53:52,417 - I'm.. What's with you? - I have like a, I don't know, I just.. 2235 01:53:52,733 --> 01:53:53,933 - I said that homophobic thing.. - Baiklah. 2236 01:53:53,934 --> 01:53:55,869 - You're just not the one for me, pal. - Okay. 2237 01:53:55,870 --> 01:53:58,805 You know what I mean? It's not, it's not about that for me, you know? 2238 01:53:58,806 --> 01:53:59,939 - You understand? - I've heard enough, please. 2239 01:53:59,940 --> 01:54:01,808 I'm begging, give me the fuckin' case. 2240 01:54:01,809 --> 01:54:02,809 - Okay? - I gonna give you the case. 2241 01:54:02,810 --> 01:54:04,778 - Gve me the case. What's that? - You gotta do me one favour. 2242 01:54:04,779 --> 01:54:05,945 You gotta take this case, 2243 01:54:05,946 --> 01:54:07,881 you gotta drive straight home, you know. 2244 01:54:07,882 --> 01:54:09,716 I need you to open up the briefcase, 2245 01:54:09,717 --> 01:54:13,753 and you take out every single dollar, don't leave one dollar inside the briefcase. 2246 01:54:13,754 --> 01:54:16,756 I want you to have it all neatly organized outside the briefcase, 2247 01:54:16,757 --> 01:54:17,857 and you to take it, 2248 01:54:17,858 --> 01:54:20,960 I need you to shove it right up your wife's Slatvian cunt, you understand? 2249 01:54:20,961 --> 01:54:22,929 - My fuckin' wife? - Fuckin' chill! 2250 01:54:22,930 --> 01:54:24,831 - Chill, bro! - You motherfuckin' piece of shit! 2251 01:54:24,832 --> 01:54:26,833 - How about that? - Let go, let go! Come on. Fuck! 2252 01:54:28,869 --> 01:54:30,737 Motherfucker! You fuckin' dick! 2253 01:54:30,738 --> 01:54:33,740 Stop! Don't move! Don't move, I'm gonna fire your fuckin' leg! 2254 01:54:33,741 --> 01:54:35,775 I'm gonna fire you in your fuckin' leg! 2255 01:54:35,776 --> 01:54:37,877 Drop the case, put your hands in the air! 2256 01:54:37,878 --> 01:54:38,812 Get that! 2257 01:54:39,780 --> 01:54:41,948 Get on your knees, Sir! Get down on your knees! 2258 01:54:41,949 --> 01:54:43,983 Motherfucker! 2259 01:54:43,984 --> 01:54:45,785 Fuck! Jesus! 2260 01:54:45,786 --> 01:54:46,946 Mother fucker! 2261 01:54:55,796 --> 01:54:56,796 Jordan! 2262 01:54:56,797 --> 01:54:59,698 Do I have a surprise for you. 2263 01:54:59,967 --> 01:55:01,867 20 real lemons. 2264 01:55:01,936 --> 01:55:04,617 Retired pharmacist friend of mine, it been in his safe for 15 years. 2265 01:55:04,739 --> 01:55:06,005 You fuckin' kiddin' me? Lemons? 2266 01:55:06,006 --> 01:55:09,008 — They're gonna knock us out off our fuckin' head. 2267 01:55:09,009 --> 01:55:13,980 When it comes to quaalude, the lemon 714 was the holygrail. 2268 01:55:13,981 --> 01:55:15,815 - Can you believe it? - Oh my God.. 2269 01:55:15,816 --> 01:55:16,816 I thought they were like a myth. 2270 01:55:16,817 --> 01:55:19,719 Three times as powerful as anything available today. 2271 01:55:19,720 --> 01:55:22,956 - Look at these babies. - Boy Donnie really knew how to celebrate. 2272 01:55:22,957 --> 01:55:25,281 He said he was saving these for a special 2273 01:55:25,282 --> 01:55:27,861 occasion, like a birthday, or being clapfree. 2274 01:55:27,862 --> 01:55:29,863 Or, my money arriving safely in Switzerland. 2275 01:55:29,864 --> 01:55:30,997 We're gonna die! 2276 01:55:34,001 --> 01:55:36,770 So that night, I cleared my schedule, 2277 01:55:36,771 --> 01:55:40,840 and I rid my body of anything that could fuck with my high. 2278 01:55:40,841 --> 01:55:42,942 It was celebration time. 2279 01:55:42,943 --> 01:55:44,744 Okay. 2280 01:55:44,745 --> 01:55:45,879 We start off with one, see how it'll go? 2281 01:55:45,880 --> 01:55:47,847 My guy says all we need is one. 2282 01:55:47,848 --> 01:55:48,780 Here we go. 2283 01:55:49,917 --> 01:55:51,818 - Salute. - Cheers. 2284 01:55:51,819 --> 01:55:54,754 Maybe if I pull it again, it will go down. 2285 01:55:55,990 --> 01:55:58,725 Steve, Steve! I gotta get outta here. 2286 01:55:58,726 --> 01:56:00,827 No! I think I got it figured out. 2287 01:56:00,828 --> 01:56:04,798 It must be one pull for up, and two pull for down. 2288 01:56:04,799 --> 01:56:05,823 Okay. 2289 01:56:13,974 --> 01:56:15,771 You feel anything? 2290 01:56:18,846 --> 01:56:20,711 No. 2291 01:56:22,783 --> 01:56:24,717 Been thirty five minutes. 2292 01:56:26,921 --> 01:56:30,721 Maybe we built up a tolerance after all these years, huh? 2293 01:56:32,026 --> 01:56:33,789 Hm.. 2294 01:56:43,804 --> 01:56:44,904 This is bullshit! 2295 01:56:44,905 --> 01:56:48,007 My metabolism is pumped out, I can't feel shit! 2296 01:56:48,008 --> 01:56:50,844 They're old, I think they lost the potency? 2297 01:56:50,845 --> 01:56:51,812 Huh? 2298 01:56:51,879 --> 01:56:52,903 Check the bottle! 2299 01:56:56,717 --> 01:56:57,884 January '81. 2300 01:56:57,885 --> 01:56:58,918 They're fuckin' duds. 2301 01:56:58,919 --> 01:57:00,987 - Fuck! - Let's take a.. 2302 01:57:00,988 --> 01:57:02,956 - Take two more each. - Yeah. 2303 01:57:04,859 --> 01:57:06,759 Jordan! 2304 01:57:06,760 --> 01:57:07,818 You're up, babe? 2305 01:57:10,898 --> 01:57:12,799 What are you two retards doing? 2306 01:57:12,800 --> 01:57:13,858 We're workin' out, honey. 2307 01:57:14,802 --> 01:57:16,736 Well, Bo Dietl's on the phone. 2308 01:57:16,737 --> 01:57:18,864 - Okay. Okay. - Okay? 2309 01:57:20,808 --> 01:57:21,841 Hey! Bo, what's going on? 2310 01:57:21,842 --> 01:57:23,743 Jordan, listen to me clearly. 2311 01:57:23,744 --> 01:57:25,879 I can not talk to you in this phone, and I have to talk with you. 2312 01:57:25,880 --> 01:57:27,747 We're gonna get outta here. What's going on? 2313 01:57:27,748 --> 01:57:30,917 Listen to me, leave the fuckin' house, Jordan! 2314 01:57:30,918 --> 01:57:34,821 And then call me from a payphone. This is not a fuckin' joke, Jordan. 2315 01:57:34,822 --> 01:57:35,914 Yeah, yeah. Ya. 2316 01:57:36,924 --> 01:57:38,825 - Shit! - What's.. What he said? 2317 01:57:38,826 --> 01:57:40,760 I don't know what the fuck is going on, I gotta go! 2318 01:57:40,761 --> 01:57:41,842 Is everything okay, Jordan? 2319 01:57:51,972 --> 01:57:56,910 The closest payphone I can get to is at the Brookvile Contry Club. 2320 01:57:56,911 --> 01:57:58,912 It was a real WASP stronghold. 2321 01:57:58,913 --> 01:58:01,711 Just a mile down the road from my house. 2322 01:58:11,149 --> 01:58:12,750 Hey Bo, what's up? It's me, what's going 2323 01:58:12,751 --> 01:58:13,860 on? I'm at the payphone, what's going on? 2324 01:58:13,861 --> 01:58:14,828 Listen to me carefully. 2325 01:58:14,895 --> 01:58:17,797 Please, your little friend here, Brad, your little buddy, 2326 01:58:17,798 --> 01:58:18,898 he's in jail. 2327 01:58:18,899 --> 01:58:20,967 He.. What the fuck he's in jail for? What did he do? 2328 01:58:20,968 --> 01:58:22,001 I don't know what he did. 2329 01:58:22,002 --> 01:58:25,939 My friend in Long Island told me he got picked up in some fuckin' shopping mall, 2330 01:58:25,940 --> 01:58:28,966 - he got locked up.. - Wait, did you say a shopping mall? 2331 01:58:29,339 --> 01:58:30,843 - Yeah, yeah. - He, he was with Donnie 2332 01:58:30,844 --> 01:58:33,846 he was supposed to deliver some money, and that fuckin' fat piece of shit. 2333 01:58:33,847 --> 01:58:35,748 - I'm gonna go and fuckin' kill him. - Jordan, Jordan, Jordan. Listen to me! 2334 01:58:35,749 --> 01:58:36,916 Don't go! Listen to me. 2335 01:58:36,917 --> 01:58:39,786 That guy, Denham, that FBI agent guy, 2336 01:58:39,787 --> 01:58:43,790 somebody told me, he's got your phone tapped. Your ofice and your home. 2337 01:58:43,791 --> 01:58:46,851 - Don't talk on that motherfuckin' phone! - Okay. Fuck! I got it, I got it. 2338 01:58:46,927 --> 01:58:47,894 I got it, I got it. 2339 01:58:47,895 --> 01:58:49,796 Jordan. 2340 01:58:49,797 --> 01:58:52,999 You didn't try to bribe this fuckin' FBI agent, did you? 2341 01:58:53,000 --> 01:58:55,768 No, I didn't try to bribe that FBI agent. 2342 01:58:55,769 --> 01:58:56,936 You think I'm that fuckin'stupid? No! 2343 01:58:56,937 --> 01:58:58,938 What the fuck you said? I can't understand. 2344 01:58:58,939 --> 01:58:59,973 Say that again! 2345 01:58:59,974 --> 01:59:03,810 I said I won't, I know what my feeling with this FBI agent. 2346 01:59:03,811 --> 01:59:04,971 What the fuck are you saying? 2347 01:59:06,847 --> 01:59:08,848 - I said.. - Are you fuckin' high? 2348 01:59:08,849 --> 01:59:11,751 Are you kidding me? I don't wanna see more FBI! 2349 01:59:11,752 --> 01:59:13,913 Jordan! Are you fuckin' high? 2350 01:59:14,855 --> 01:59:16,956 Jordan, do me a favour. Stay where you are, 2351 01:59:16,957 --> 01:59:18,825 don't get behind the wheel of the car, 2352 01:59:18,826 --> 01:59:20,427 I'll be there in a moment to pick you up. 2353 01:59:20,728 --> 01:59:21,328 Jordan, Jordan! 2354 01:59:21,729 --> 01:59:23,863 After 15 years in storage, 2355 01:59:23,864 --> 01:59:27,698 the lemons had developed a delayed fuse. 2356 01:59:27,768 --> 01:59:30,999 It took 90 minutes for this little fuckers to kick in, but once they did.. 2357 01:59:31,739 --> 01:59:32,839 Pow! 2358 01:59:32,840 --> 01:59:36,009 I mean, I'd skipped the tingle phase and went straight to the drool phase. 2359 01:59:36,010 --> 01:59:37,877 Tell me where you are, don't fuckin'.. 2360 01:59:37,878 --> 01:59:42,782 This little bastard was so strong, I discovered a whole new phase. 2361 01:59:42,783 --> 01:59:44,944 The cerebral palsy phase. 2362 01:59:46,887 --> 01:59:48,855 Come on, stand up. 2363 01:59:52,860 --> 01:59:54,919 Oke, walking's out. 2364 01:59:55,896 --> 01:59:58,729 I think, think what else is there? 2365 01:59:59,767 --> 02:00:00,767 Yes! 2366 02:00:00,768 --> 02:00:03,737 I can crawl, I can crawl like Skylar. 2367 02:00:34,868 --> 02:00:35,835 Fuck! 2368 02:00:35,836 --> 02:00:37,861 The kid makes it look so goddamn easy. 2369 02:00:44,878 --> 02:00:46,812 Think, you motherfucker, think. 2370 02:00:47,014 --> 02:00:47,981 Yes! 2371 02:00:48,849 --> 02:00:49,916 I got it! 2372 02:00:49,917 --> 02:00:50,906 I've got it! 2373 02:00:50,984 --> 02:00:52,752 I can roll. 2374 02:00:52,753 --> 02:00:53,777 I can roll! 2375 02:02:15,836 --> 02:02:16,825 Jordan? 2376 02:02:18,806 --> 02:02:19,773 Jordan? 2377 02:02:20,007 --> 02:02:21,908 Oh Jesus. Where are you? 2378 02:02:21,909 --> 02:02:23,843 I'm at the Country Club. 2379 02:02:23,844 --> 02:02:24,811 What? 2380 02:02:24,812 --> 02:02:27,914 I'm at the Country Club! 2381 02:02:27,915 --> 02:02:30,716 I don't know what the fuck are you saying, but you need to get home! 2382 02:02:30,717 --> 02:02:31,918 Donnie is out of control. 2383 02:02:31,919 --> 02:02:34,787 He's on the other line with some Swiss guy, 2384 02:02:34,788 --> 02:02:35,955 - I don't know.. - What? 2385 02:02:35,956 --> 02:02:39,759 Get him off the phone! 2386 02:02:39,760 --> 02:02:41,994 I can't understand you. 2387 02:02:41,995 --> 02:02:45,765 Get him off the phone! 2388 02:02:45,766 --> 02:02:46,933 What the fuck are you saying, Jordan? 2389 02:02:46,934 --> 02:02:48,835 Can you just get home? Hurry. 2390 02:02:48,836 --> 02:02:51,871 Oh my God! 2391 02:02:51,872 --> 02:02:53,863 Oh my God.. 2392 02:02:58,779 --> 02:03:00,770 I was less than a mile from home. 2393 02:03:00,848 --> 02:03:03,783 I drove as slow as I fuckin' could. 2394 02:03:03,784 --> 02:03:04,917 I think Jello move faster. 2395 02:03:04,918 --> 02:03:07,987 I just couldn't give him two million. 2396 02:03:07,988 --> 02:03:11,757 I'm gonna be a little late. 2397 02:03:11,758 --> 02:03:13,893 You ate two million? 2398 02:03:13,894 --> 02:03:14,994 Million! 2399 02:03:14,995 --> 02:03:17,930 Get off the phone, get off the fuckin' phone, idiot! 2400 02:03:17,931 --> 02:03:20,900 - Get out of the way, asshole! 2401 02:03:20,968 --> 02:03:22,802 - Hello? - Too late.. 2402 02:03:22,803 --> 02:03:25,004 - And it's.. - You hate two million? 2403 02:03:25,005 --> 02:03:27,769 No, you don't hate two million, Donnie. 2404 02:03:29,743 --> 02:03:32,745 By some miracle, I made it home alive. 2405 02:03:32,746 --> 02:03:34,771 Not a scratch on me or the car. 2406 02:03:41,021 --> 02:03:43,956 Is that so? 2407 02:03:43,957 --> 02:03:45,791 Jordan? 2408 02:03:45,792 --> 02:03:47,994 Oh Jesus fucking Christ! 2409 02:03:47,995 --> 02:03:49,962 What did you take? 2410 02:03:49,963 --> 02:03:50,987 What is wrong with you? 2411 02:03:51,732 --> 02:03:52,732 Jordan! 2412 02:03:52,733 --> 02:03:54,767 It's fuckin' good, right? 2413 02:03:54,768 --> 02:03:55,768 - What the fuck are you saying? - You fucked up. 2414 02:03:55,769 --> 02:03:57,737 - What were you saying? - Get off the phone! 2415 02:03:57,804 --> 02:04:02,775 Get off the fuckin' phone! 2416 02:04:02,776 --> 02:04:04,977 What the fuck, Jordan? 2417 02:04:04,978 --> 02:04:07,780 You're doing this in the house, I hope you know that! 2418 02:04:07,781 --> 02:04:09,782 You fucking doing this in the house! 2419 02:04:09,783 --> 02:04:13,886 - You two are fucking funny friends! - Get off the phone! 2420 02:04:13,887 --> 02:04:18,758 - Jesus, Jordan! - The FBI! 2421 02:04:18,759 --> 02:04:21,861 - Get off the phone! - I buy the phone! 2422 02:04:21,862 --> 02:04:25,998 Get off the phone! 2423 02:04:25,999 --> 02:04:30,766 - Give me the phone! 2424 02:04:30,837 --> 02:04:33,973 Come on. We're gonna go upstairs, alright? 2425 02:04:33,974 --> 02:04:36,909 Get off the phone! 2426 02:04:40,948 --> 02:04:41,948 Fuck you! 2427 02:04:41,949 --> 02:04:43,983 - What's wrong? - What you did? 2428 02:04:43,984 --> 02:04:45,985 - You piece of shit! - What? 2429 02:04:45,986 --> 02:04:47,753 What? 2430 02:04:47,754 --> 02:04:48,982 Brad! 2431 02:04:49,723 --> 02:04:50,790 Huh? 2432 02:04:50,791 --> 02:04:52,792 Brad! 2433 02:04:52,793 --> 02:04:53,859 Brad! 2434 02:04:53,860 --> 02:04:56,929 You fuckin' asshole! 2435 02:04:56,930 --> 02:05:00,800 Gimme the phone. 2436 02:05:00,801 --> 02:05:02,802 What did you do? 2437 02:05:02,803 --> 02:05:03,869 You piece of shit! 2438 02:05:03,870 --> 02:05:06,973 - What the fuck I did wrong? - Fuck you! 2439 02:05:06,974 --> 02:05:09,775 I wanna fuckin' do it! 2440 02:05:09,776 --> 02:05:12,778 I wanna fuckin' kill you! 2441 02:05:12,779 --> 02:05:14,713 I'll get you! 2442 02:05:38,639 --> 02:05:40,773 What the fuck happen? 2443 02:05:40,774 --> 02:05:41,874 Oh, shit! 2444 02:05:41,875 --> 02:05:43,910 Jordan? Jordan, are you alright? 2445 02:05:43,911 --> 02:05:46,675 Donnie? Donnie? 2446 02:05:47,614 --> 02:05:48,648 Donnie is not breathing! 2447 02:05:48,649 --> 02:05:50,716 Oh, fuck! I don't know what to do! 2448 02:05:50,717 --> 02:05:52,752 Jordan, I don't know what the fuck to do, I can't help him! 2449 02:05:52,753 --> 02:05:53,913 What are we gonna do, Jordan? 2450 02:05:55,271 --> 02:05:56,856 Oh my God, I think he's choked, Jordan. 2451 02:05:56,857 --> 02:05:57,857 Do something! 2452 02:05:57,858 --> 02:05:59,883 - Oh God, help me! - I got you! 2453 02:06:00,627 --> 02:06:02,788 He's not breathing, Jordan. You got to do something! 2454 02:06:03,864 --> 02:06:05,665 - Oh shit! - Oh my God! 2455 02:06:05,666 --> 02:06:06,860 Oh my God.. 2456 02:06:08,669 --> 02:06:09,761 I got you! 2457 02:06:15,909 --> 02:06:17,710 Here! 2458 02:06:17,711 --> 02:06:18,700 Get in me! 2459 02:06:28,855 --> 02:06:32,758 Step aside! Oh my God! 2460 02:06:32,759 --> 02:06:34,694 Oh God! 2461 02:06:34,695 --> 02:06:36,686 Move aside, baby! 2462 02:06:41,668 --> 02:06:42,635 Oh, God.. 2463 02:06:42,636 --> 02:06:43,869 Look at me! Come on! 2464 02:06:43,870 --> 02:06:45,838 Come on, come on! 2465 02:06:50,777 --> 02:06:53,610 Jordan, he's not breathing, you got to do something! 2466 02:06:54,681 --> 02:06:57,683 Jordan, he's a father, he's got fucking kids, do something! 2467 02:06:57,684 --> 02:06:59,618 Yeah! Yeah. 2468 02:07:03,924 --> 02:07:06,757 Jordan, you gotta get over here, tell me what I'm doing. 2469 02:07:07,728 --> 02:07:10,730 Oh fucking God, get over here, call 911! 2470 02:07:20,774 --> 02:07:21,907 You alright? 2471 02:07:21,908 --> 02:07:23,773 Are you alright? 2472 02:07:36,656 --> 02:07:37,714 Mr. Belfort? 2473 02:07:39,626 --> 02:07:40,684 Mr. Belfort? 2474 02:07:43,697 --> 02:07:45,688 Why the fuck you are here? Fuck. 2475 02:07:46,700 --> 02:07:47,767 Sir? 2476 02:07:47,768 --> 02:07:49,735 We need to ask you some questions. 2477 02:07:49,736 --> 02:07:51,737 You fuckin' kidding me? Fuck you! 2478 02:07:51,738 --> 02:07:52,772 Come on, get up! 2479 02:07:52,773 --> 02:07:54,832 Well, get the fuck outta my house! 2480 02:07:55,652 --> 02:07:57,877 - Let's go! Come on! Get up! - I've been here all night. 2481 02:07:57,878 --> 02:07:59,645 - Let's go! - I've been sitting here all night. 2482 02:07:59,646 --> 02:08:01,814 - What the fuck are you talkin'? - Wait a minute, why you taking him? 2483 02:08:01,815 --> 02:08:02,848 - The fuck are you doing? - Let's go! 2484 02:08:02,849 --> 02:08:03,816 Why you taking him? 2485 02:08:03,817 --> 02:08:04,917 - Tell him! - We got no warn. 2486 02:08:04,918 --> 02:08:07,820 You just come up and peep a house like this! 2487 02:08:07,821 --> 02:08:08,788 - I'm just talkin'.. - Did you drive your car that night. 2488 02:08:08,789 --> 02:08:10,654 Mr. Belfort? 2489 02:08:11,858 --> 02:08:13,689 Well. 2490 02:08:15,862 --> 02:08:17,727 Wow! 2491 02:08:17,798 --> 02:08:19,823 Maybe I hadn't made at home okay. 2492 02:08:34,714 --> 02:08:37,615 Get out of the fuckin' way! 2493 02:08:38,885 --> 02:08:41,877 Fuck! Fucker! 2494 02:08:45,792 --> 02:08:47,827 Did you drive.. 2495 02:08:47,828 --> 02:08:49,796 That car, tonight? 2496 02:08:50,764 --> 02:08:51,864 - Yeah.. - Yeah? 2497 02:08:51,865 --> 02:08:52,798 Right. 2498 02:08:52,799 --> 02:08:56,702 I'm a family man. Family man. Honey! 2499 02:08:56,703 --> 02:08:58,737 It was a miracle I wasn't killed. 2500 02:08:58,738 --> 02:09:01,774 More, you know, that I didn't kill anybody else. 2501 02:09:01,775 --> 02:09:04,810 The cops took me in for questioning, but they couldn't charge ne. 2502 02:09:04,811 --> 02:09:07,746 They had no proof I was even behind the wheel. 2503 02:09:07,747 --> 02:09:10,727 Meanwhile, Brad did three months in jail for 2504 02:09:10,728 --> 02:09:13,719 contempt because he wouldn't let Donnie out. 2505 02:09:13,720 --> 02:09:15,888 The result? I was Scot free. 2506 02:09:15,889 --> 02:09:18,724 But I had eyes on me like never before. 2507 02:09:18,725 --> 02:09:20,659 You're a lucky man, Jordan. 2508 02:09:20,660 --> 02:09:22,685 You're lucky be alive, let alone not in jail. 2509 02:09:23,457 --> 02:09:24,864 No, I don't believe in luck, right? 2510 02:09:24,865 --> 02:09:26,699 But it's time. 2511 02:09:26,700 --> 02:09:28,834 Please, let me call the SEC and cut a deal, 2512 02:09:28,835 --> 02:09:30,836 before your luck runs out. 2513 02:09:30,837 --> 02:09:32,805 Wave to daddy! 2514 02:09:32,806 --> 02:09:35,841 Hey! Hey, sweetie. 2515 02:09:35,842 --> 02:09:37,910 - You're doing great, sweetie. 2516 02:09:37,911 --> 02:09:40,679 You're doing so great. 2517 02:09:40,680 --> 02:09:43,682 What kind of terms that we do talking about, if I.. 2518 02:09:43,683 --> 02:09:44,717 - You know.. - I don't know 2519 02:09:44,718 --> 02:09:47,887 you know you plead guilty to handful of securities violation. 2520 02:09:47,888 --> 02:09:50,927 Stock manipulation, high pressure sales 2521 02:09:50,928 --> 02:09:54,589 tactics, ticky-tack shit like that, you know? 2522 02:09:54,661 --> 02:09:55,794 Pay a couple million dollars in fine, 2523 02:09:55,795 --> 02:09:58,730 in exchange, SEC fucks off till the end of time. 2524 02:10:01,701 --> 02:10:04,870 And Stratton, what happen to Stratton? 2525 02:10:04,871 --> 02:10:06,772 I mean that you, there's no way, I mean.. 2526 02:10:06,773 --> 02:10:08,674 You gotta walk away, right? 2527 02:10:08,675 --> 02:10:10,802 - Let Donnie be in charge. - Alright, Donnie. 2528 02:10:11,878 --> 02:10:13,913 And the FBI is another animal, completely. 2529 02:10:13,914 --> 02:10:15,848 They still be pursuing you for criminal wrongdoing. 2530 02:10:15,849 --> 02:10:18,682 However, with you stepping down voluntarily, 2531 02:10:18,852 --> 02:10:20,801 my guess is, that your best friend, agent Denham, 2532 02:10:20,802 --> 02:10:22,788 will be standing around with his dick in his hand. 2533 02:10:24,691 --> 02:10:25,758 Jordan. 2534 02:10:25,759 --> 02:10:27,760 Wh.. What do you have to think about? 2535 02:10:27,761 --> 02:10:29,695 Yo.. You beat them! 2536 02:10:29,696 --> 02:10:30,696 You won! 2537 02:10:30,697 --> 02:10:32,765 God knows you'll never have to work again. 2538 02:10:32,766 --> 02:10:34,900 What you're gonna do? Spend the rest of your life in jail? Is that what you want? 2539 02:10:34,901 --> 02:10:36,802 - No. - Okay! 2540 02:10:36,803 --> 02:10:38,837 Okay. You got all the money in the world. 2541 02:10:38,838 --> 02:10:40,706 You need everybody else's money? 2542 02:10:40,707 --> 02:10:41,907 - Of course not. - Well? 2543 02:10:41,908 --> 02:10:44,710 - You know I built it. - I know you built it! 2544 02:10:44,711 --> 02:10:46,804 You built it, so now preserved it! 2545 02:11:17,677 --> 02:11:18,911 You know.. 2546 02:11:18,912 --> 02:11:23,682 Five years ago, when I started Stratton Oakmont with Donnie Azoff, 2547 02:11:23,683 --> 02:11:26,846 I knew the day would eventually come where I'd have to be moving on. 2548 02:11:29,723 --> 02:11:32,817 And it's trully with a heavy heart, that I'm here to say that.. 2549 02:11:34,828 --> 02:11:36,862 That, that that day is finally here. 2550 02:11:41,668 --> 02:11:46,872 I wanna, I wanna thank you all for your years of loyalty and admiration, but uh, 2551 02:11:46,873 --> 02:11:48,841 the point is this. 2552 02:11:48,842 --> 02:11:53,779 Under Donnie's keadership, along with Nicky Koskoff and Robbie Feinberg, 2553 02:11:53,780 --> 02:11:55,973 moving into key management posisitions, 2554 02:11:55,974 --> 02:11:57,990 this place really is, it's gonna be 2555 02:11:57,991 --> 02:12:00,583 better than ever. That I promise you, okay? 2556 02:12:06,693 --> 02:12:08,827 This is Ellis Island, you people. 2557 02:12:08,828 --> 02:12:10,297 Okay, who you are, or where you 2558 02:12:10,298 --> 02:12:13,699 from, where do your relatives came over, from the fuckin' Mayflower, 2559 02:12:13,700 --> 02:12:15,801 or the inner tube from Haiti. 2560 02:12:15,802 --> 02:12:20,739 This, right here, is the land of opportunity, Stratton Oakmont, is America! 2561 02:12:24,711 --> 02:12:27,746 - All of you know Kimmie Belzer, right? - Yes, we do. 2562 02:12:27,747 --> 02:12:29,612 Fuck you! 2563 02:12:29,683 --> 02:12:30,683 Come on, Kimmie. 2564 02:12:30,684 --> 02:12:31,884 Which you probably didn't know is, 2565 02:12:31,885 --> 02:12:36,889 Kimmie was one of the first brokers here, one of the Stratton's original 20. 2566 02:12:36,890 --> 02:12:39,774 And most of you met Kimmie the beautiful 2567 02:12:39,775 --> 02:12:42,695 sophisticated woman that she is today. 2568 02:12:42,696 --> 02:12:47,700 A woman that wears 3000 dollar Armani suits. 2569 02:12:47,701 --> 02:12:50,769 Drives brand new Mercedes Benz. 2570 02:12:50,770 --> 02:12:53,515 A woman who, who spends her winters 2571 02:12:53,516 --> 02:12:56,731 in Bahamas and her summers in Hamptons. 2572 02:13:01,648 --> 02:13:03,707 That's not the Kimmie that I met. 2573 02:13:06,786 --> 02:13:10,722 The Kimmie that I met didn't have two nickels to rub together. 2574 02:13:11,725 --> 02:13:15,828 She was a single mom on the balls of her ass with an eight year old son. 2575 02:13:15,829 --> 02:13:18,821 Okay? She was three months behind on her rent. 2576 02:13:19,833 --> 02:13:22,825 And when se came to me and ask me for a job, 2577 02:13:23,737 --> 02:13:26,600 she asked for 5000 dollar advance just.. 2578 02:13:26,601 --> 02:13:29,607 Just so she could pay her son's tuition. 2579 02:13:33,747 --> 02:13:35,714 And what I do, Kimmie? 2580 02:13:35,715 --> 02:13:36,773 Go on, tell them. 2581 02:13:38,818 --> 02:13:40,886 You wrote me a check.. 2582 02:13:40,887 --> 02:13:43,617 For 25.000 dollars. 2583 02:13:44,691 --> 02:13:45,891 That's right. 2584 02:13:45,892 --> 02:13:47,621 Thank you. 2585 02:13:50,764 --> 02:13:52,629 And you know why that is? 2586 02:13:55,835 --> 02:13:57,826 That's because I believed in you. 2587 02:13:59,839 --> 02:14:01,898 It's because I believed in you, Kimmie. 2588 02:14:02,909 --> 02:14:06,845 Just like I believe in each and everyone of you here today. 2589 02:14:06,846 --> 02:14:10,649 - I fuckin' love you, Jordan. I fuckin' love you. - I fuckin' love you. 2590 02:14:10,650 --> 02:14:12,751 - I love you. - I fuckin' love you too! 2591 02:14:12,752 --> 02:14:14,686 I fuckin' love you too! 2592 02:14:16,890 --> 02:14:18,790 And I love all of you! 2593 02:14:19,726 --> 02:14:22,694 I love all of you, from the bottom of my heart. 2594 02:14:22,695 --> 02:14:24,629 - I love you, Jordan! - I mean it! 2595 02:14:34,707 --> 02:14:36,641 It's a shame, you know, 'cause.. 2596 02:14:37,844 --> 02:14:41,780 For years I've been telling you guys, never to take "no" for an answer, right? 2597 02:14:41,781 --> 02:14:46,652 In order to keep pushin' and to never hang up the phone, 2598 02:14:46,653 --> 02:14:48,746 until you get what you want. 2599 02:14:49,722 --> 02:14:51,656 Because you all deserve it. 2600 02:14:52,892 --> 02:14:55,759 You know this fuckin' deal that I'm about to sign.. 2601 02:14:56,830 --> 02:15:00,789 Barring me from the securities industry, barring me from Stratton.. 2602 02:15:01,868 --> 02:15:03,631 My home.. 2603 02:15:06,639 --> 02:15:08,732 The fuck is that? You know? 2604 02:15:09,742 --> 02:15:11,733 I tell you what it is. It's.. 2605 02:15:12,712 --> 02:15:15,681 It's me taking "no" for an answer, you know? 2606 02:15:16,850 --> 02:15:20,809 It's them, them selling me, not the other way around. It's.. 2607 02:15:22,655 --> 02:15:24,748 It's me being a hypocrite, is what it is. 2608 02:15:30,630 --> 02:15:31,722 So.. 2609 02:15:38,771 --> 02:15:39,863 You know what? 2610 02:15:43,877 --> 02:15:45,777 I'm not leaving. 2611 02:15:47,881 --> 02:15:49,644 I'm not leaving. 2612 02:15:51,851 --> 02:15:52,875 I'm not fucking leaving! 2613 02:16:01,895 --> 02:16:03,829 The show goes on. 2614 02:16:05,865 --> 02:16:07,733 This is my home. 2615 02:16:07,734 --> 02:16:12,762 They gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me outta here! 2616 02:16:14,641 --> 02:16:18,777 They gonna need to send a national guard or fucking SWAT team, 2617 02:16:18,778 --> 02:16:21,872 'cause I ain't going nowhere. 2618 02:16:27,720 --> 02:16:29,745 Fuck them! 2619 02:17:03,656 --> 02:17:05,624 Jordan! Jordan! 2620 02:17:05,625 --> 02:17:06,785 Jordan, get back here! 2621 02:17:07,894 --> 02:17:08,861 Hey! 2622 02:17:11,764 --> 02:17:13,732 Give.. Give me that! 2623 02:17:15,735 --> 02:17:18,761 What a trouble in the jungle, for Christ sake! 2624 02:17:20,673 --> 02:17:23,642 How did he, muffle truffle you, huh, richman? 2625 02:17:23,643 --> 02:17:26,678 Turn the offer, trust Welch on the order of SEC. 2626 02:17:26,679 --> 02:17:29,876 He is back in the ocean, happy hunting. 2627 02:17:42,695 --> 02:17:44,796 It was our time to party big. 2628 02:17:44,797 --> 02:17:47,698 And just as Brad was released from jail too. 2629 02:17:48,668 --> 02:17:51,899 I apologize, even offered to pay him for his time in the can. 2630 02:17:52,839 --> 02:17:53,805 But he said no. 2631 02:17:53,806 --> 02:17:54,906 The day he was out, 2632 02:17:54,907 --> 02:17:56,875 he didn't want any part of us. 2633 02:17:56,876 --> 02:18:00,646 Sad thing was, two years later, 2634 02:18:00,647 --> 02:18:01,705 he was dead. 2635 02:18:01,914 --> 02:18:04,781 Massive heart attack, at 35. 2636 02:18:05,652 --> 02:18:07,620 Same age Mulshock died. 2637 02:18:07,787 --> 02:18:10,722 Not that they, have a hell of a lot in common, but, 2638 02:18:10,857 --> 02:18:12,825 anyway, I don't know why that came to mind. 2639 02:18:15,828 --> 02:18:18,888 Within days, subpoena started flying. 2640 02:18:19,632 --> 02:18:22,768 Notices to produce documents, deposititions, you name it. 2641 02:18:22,769 --> 02:18:24,703 Donnie couldn't drink water fast enough. 2642 02:18:24,704 --> 02:18:26,805 You now say it's coming was to get me a subpoena. 2643 02:18:26,806 --> 02:18:28,926 Here's how we do a subpoena to substracting our funds. 2644 02:18:36,649 --> 02:18:38,884 Fuck you USA, Fuck you! 2645 02:18:38,885 --> 02:18:40,852 Fuck you, Fuck you.. 2646 02:18:50,697 --> 02:18:52,698 Jordan Belfort. 2647 02:18:52,699 --> 02:18:54,766 Olden, that's a nice name. 2648 02:18:54,767 --> 02:18:55,767 Thank you very much for that. 2649 02:18:55,768 --> 02:18:56,860 What kind a name is that? 2650 02:18:57,637 --> 02:18:58,670 That is my name. 2651 02:18:58,671 --> 02:18:59,838 I do not recall that. 2652 02:18:59,839 --> 02:19:02,674 I do not recall that, okay? 2653 02:19:02,675 --> 02:19:04,776 Mr. Ming, thank you for coming in today. 2654 02:19:04,777 --> 02:19:06,745 Is it okay if I grab some Danish? 2655 02:19:06,746 --> 02:19:07,746 - Can I have a Danish? - No, no, go. 2656 02:19:07,747 --> 02:19:09,648 They interogated everybody. 2657 02:19:09,649 --> 02:19:10,916 I got a low blood sugar, that were I thinking. 2658 02:19:10,917 --> 02:19:15,887 I went on for months, it was a total fucking harassment. 2659 02:19:15,888 --> 02:19:18,757 But not a single Strattonite cracked. 2660 02:19:18,758 --> 02:19:20,859 Gladys Carrera. 2661 02:19:20,860 --> 02:19:23,862 - Doesn't ring a bell. - Sorry, I have no recomendation of that. 2662 02:19:23,863 --> 02:19:26,732 - No. - No idea. 2663 02:19:26,733 --> 02:19:28,867 I don't recall that transaction, do you guys have any milk? 2664 02:19:28,868 --> 02:19:31,803 Absolutely not. 2665 02:19:31,804 --> 02:19:32,876 By end of this, you called so many times, 2666 02:19:32,877 --> 02:19:34,438 I just thought you might remember that. 2667 02:19:34,607 --> 02:19:35,907 I don't remember that. 2668 02:19:35,908 --> 02:19:37,483 - Would you re.. remember any of those? 2669 02:19:37,484 --> 02:19:38,810 - I do not recall any of that. 2670 02:19:38,811 --> 02:19:41,813 - This Abdul.. - I do not re.. No I don't recall. 2671 02:19:41,814 --> 02:19:43,656 It was a long phonecall, I just wanna 2672 02:19:43,657 --> 02:19:45,684 review if you have any memory of that. 2673 02:19:45,685 --> 02:19:47,241 Okey, you know we've talked to several 2674 02:19:47,242 --> 02:19:49,084 of the employee at this firm and nobody can 2675 02:19:49,085 --> 02:19:50,889 recall anything about this thief t man IPO. 2676 02:19:50,890 --> 02:19:53,688 It's.. I think it's odd. 2677 02:19:54,894 --> 02:19:57,727 - Do you recall? - Carnage Cooperation? 2678 02:19:58,898 --> 02:20:02,634 - You do, you do recall it? - No I don't recall that at all. 2679 02:20:02,635 --> 02:20:05,695 Excuse me, I have to ask, is that your real hair? 2680 02:20:05,872 --> 02:20:07,737 Are you gonna say anything about that? 2681 02:20:07,907 --> 02:20:08,891 - Will you never comment on my hair, is that 2682 02:20:08,892 --> 02:20:09,908 - how we're doing? - I just asking about that. 2683 02:20:09,909 --> 02:20:10,949 Is this personal question? 2684 02:20:11,611 --> 02:20:12,811 I wondering why you wearing something like that. 2685 02:20:12,812 --> 02:20:14,871 I'm sure I don't recall what happened. 2686 02:20:16,883 --> 02:20:18,717 Can I get you anything else gentlemen? 2687 02:20:18,718 --> 02:20:21,267 Yes sweetheart I have rare condition which require 2688 02:20:21,268 --> 02:20:23,815 me to drink one of those every 15 minutes, please. 2689 02:20:24,690 --> 02:20:27,793 We were specifically adviced not to leave the country. 2690 02:20:27,794 --> 02:20:30,662 So, we took our wives to Italy. 2691 02:20:30,663 --> 02:20:32,318 We figure that we were safer working from 2692 02:20:32,319 --> 02:20:33,899 over the seas, giving orders to Rugrat. 2693 02:20:33,900 --> 02:20:35,734 Nobody could arrest us. 2694 02:20:35,735 --> 02:20:38,703 And nobody could prove I was still running Stratton from a yacht. 2695 02:20:38,704 --> 02:20:42,908 Hey, Rugrats bonjour, you bomheaded eagle, how you doing? 2696 02:20:42,909 --> 02:20:45,677 Donnie, Donnie listen, we have a problem okay? 2697 02:20:45,678 --> 02:20:49,681 Your friend Steve Madden is unloading shares. 2698 02:20:49,682 --> 02:20:50,849 What do you say? Who told you that? 2699 02:20:50,850 --> 02:20:52,617 - What is going on? - He's doing it, Donnie. 2700 02:20:52,618 --> 02:20:54,882 He says, he says Steve Madden is unloading shit. 2701 02:20:55,398 --> 02:20:56,822 Who told you that? That's bullshit. 2702 02:20:56,823 --> 02:20:58,503 - Gimme that goddamn phone, just.. - Don't! 2703 02:20:58,624 --> 02:21:00,692 - Ruggie, what's going on? - He doesn't know what's going on.. 2704 02:21:00,693 --> 02:21:02,937 Jordan look, I'm watching the screen and 2705 02:21:02,938 --> 02:21:05,697 huge chunk to Steve Madden is being sold, okay. 2706 02:21:05,698 --> 02:21:07,766 It's not coming from us, so it's gonna be Steve. 2707 02:21:07,767 --> 02:21:09,668 He's the only person with that many shares. 2708 02:21:09,669 --> 02:21:10,761 Donnie, call me back, alright. 2709 02:21:10,837 --> 02:21:13,672 Donnie, your little friend is trying fuck me, you know that? 2710 02:21:13,673 --> 02:21:18,777 Your little friend trying to fuck me right now. Get him on the phone now. 2711 02:21:18,778 --> 02:21:21,247 Even though I own 85% of 2712 02:21:21,248 --> 02:21:23,748 Steve-Cock-Sucking-Motherfucker-Madden Shoes. 2713 02:21:23,749 --> 02:21:25,851 The shares were in his fucking name. 2714 02:21:25,852 --> 02:21:27,800 This motherfucker knew I was in trouble with 2715 02:21:27,801 --> 02:21:29,654 the fed and he was try to take advantage. 2716 02:21:29,655 --> 02:21:30,815 Donnie come on talk to me man, how do you wanna play this? 2717 02:21:30,890 --> 02:21:33,725 Ruggie, I want you to get all client on the phone right now 2718 02:21:33,726 --> 02:21:35,633 and having start selling Steve Madden we gonna 2719 02:21:35,634 --> 02:21:37,696 try make that fucking price down, do you hear me? 2720 02:21:37,697 --> 02:21:39,831 Shut the fuck up, this is your fucking friend from highschool. 2721 02:21:39,832 --> 02:21:41,532 They will fuckin' freak me, they're gonna 2722 02:21:41,533 --> 02:21:43,131 fuck with me and gonna turn this entire 2723 02:21:43,132 --> 02:21:44,803 company to a Penny stock, you hear me? 2724 02:21:44,804 --> 02:21:46,705 - You got it? - Yes, I got it. 2725 02:21:46,706 --> 02:21:48,840 Don't start jumping into conclusion before we know what is going on. 2726 02:21:48,841 --> 02:21:51,901 Capitan! 2727 02:21:52,612 --> 02:21:54,646 Hang up your phones, everybody! Hang up.. 2728 02:21:54,647 --> 02:21:56,706 Turn the boat away, we're going home! 2729 02:22:00,720 --> 02:22:03,689 Baby, baby, what happened? 2730 02:22:04,724 --> 02:22:06,624 Sweetheart what's going on? 2731 02:22:07,660 --> 02:22:08,786 I am uhh.. 2732 02:22:09,795 --> 02:22:12,898 - Just wait, I can't.. - Baby, baby, baby.. 2733 02:22:12,899 --> 02:22:15,663 What is going on? Why are you crying? 2734 02:22:16,636 --> 02:22:18,670 - She's dead. - Who? 2735 02:22:18,671 --> 02:22:20,805 I just got a call from my cousin, Betty, 2736 02:22:20,806 --> 02:22:23,775 - Yeah? - Aunt Emma's dead. 2737 02:22:24,911 --> 02:22:28,647 - You fucking kidding me? - No. 2738 02:22:28,648 --> 02:22:33,813 You serious? Oh my God, baby, that's, fuck! 2739 02:22:33,886 --> 02:22:35,787 Oh sweetheart that just fucking.. 2740 02:22:35,788 --> 02:22:38,757 Fucking heart attack, boom, snap, gone. 2741 02:22:38,824 --> 02:22:41,486 Shuffled off her mortal coil and twenty 2742 02:22:41,487 --> 02:22:44,763 million dollars stock in a Swiss bank account. 2743 02:22:44,764 --> 02:22:45,797 She was fine. 2744 02:22:45,798 --> 02:22:51,870 - Oh God, baby oh God, that so fucking terrible. - You know, she's not that old. 2745 02:22:51,871 --> 02:22:54,619 It is terrible to you. Your aunt was such an 2746 02:22:54,620 --> 02:22:57,709 elegant, attractive woman. My condolences to you. 2747 02:22:57,710 --> 02:22:59,964 Yes, yes we absolutely devastated, thank 2748 02:22:59,965 --> 02:23:02,647 you, thank you so much, for your condolences. 2749 02:23:02,648 --> 02:23:04,497 Now where is that leave us in regard to her 2750 02:23:04,498 --> 02:23:06,651 account exactly, does it going to probate or what? 2751 02:23:06,652 --> 02:23:08,488 Don't worry Jordan, not to worry, 2752 02:23:08,489 --> 02:23:12,757 your aunt before she died, signed a document naming you as her successor. 2753 02:23:12,758 --> 02:23:13,782 She did. 2754 02:23:14,827 --> 02:23:16,761 Fantastic, well that's a good news. 2755 02:23:16,762 --> 02:23:19,631 Well, not as of yet. 2756 02:23:19,632 --> 02:23:20,765 Wait, wait.. what is it means, not as of yet? 2757 02:23:20,766 --> 02:23:23,768 No 2758 02:23:23,769 --> 02:23:26,738 I, I can't seem to hear you I must have bad reception. 2759 02:23:26,739 --> 02:23:27,772 Aren't you speaking English? 2760 02:23:27,773 --> 02:23:30,675 Now.. Fast, very fast. 2761 02:23:30,676 --> 02:23:32,644 Fast, I have to get to Switzerland now. 2762 02:23:34,714 --> 02:23:36,648 Speak English, fucking speak English! 2763 02:23:36,649 --> 02:23:38,650 - Hey, hey.. quiet, okay? - Okay. 2764 02:23:38,651 --> 02:23:41,653 Take your suit, take your dick okay, and move your ass, please. 2765 02:23:41,654 --> 02:23:43,722 Okay, move my ass. 2766 02:23:43,723 --> 02:23:47,826 I gotta say these Swiss were some sneaky motherfuckers. 2767 02:23:47,827 --> 02:23:49,618 Within minutes he had set me up with a 2768 02:23:49,619 --> 02:23:51,786 forger who could fake aunt Emma's signature. 2769 02:23:51,864 --> 02:23:53,798 You American Shit. 2770 02:23:53,799 --> 02:23:57,635 I just had to get there by tomorrow or lose 25 million dollars. 2771 02:23:57,636 --> 02:24:01,706 - We're going to Monaco. - Monaco? Now? 2772 02:24:01,707 --> 02:24:04,776 Yes baby we're going to Monaco so we can go to Switzerland, okay? 2773 02:24:04,777 --> 02:24:05,777 But her auntjust die. 2774 02:24:05,778 --> 02:24:07,453 I realize that but I have bussiness in 2775 02:24:07,454 --> 02:24:09,647 Switzerland I need to go Switzerland right now. 2776 02:24:09,648 --> 02:24:11,816 Bottom line, sorry. 2777 02:24:11,817 --> 02:24:16,855 - We got to get to London. - Why? 2778 02:24:16,856 --> 02:24:20,625 - The funeral. - Yeah, but babe look, look. 2779 02:24:20,626 --> 02:24:24,687 I love your aunt, more than anyone in the entire world I really did. 2780 02:24:24,764 --> 02:24:29,701 But she is dead now sweaty, she's dead and she's not going anywhere. 2781 02:24:29,702 --> 02:24:32,704 She still be dead by the time we get to London, okay. 2782 02:24:32,705 --> 02:24:35,874 - Captain Ted. - Captain Ted, we go to Monaco, Monaco now, okay. 2783 02:24:35,875 --> 02:24:37,809 - Monaco right? - We go to Monaco. 2784 02:24:37,810 --> 02:24:39,687 So we can drive to Switzerland so we don't need 2785 02:24:39,688 --> 02:24:41,644 to stamp up passport take care of business here. 2786 02:24:41,714 --> 02:24:44,682 We'll drive back to Monaco, take a flight over to London to catch the funeral 2787 02:24:44,683 --> 02:24:46,751 be in the New York meet with him in three business days it's a fucking plan. 2788 02:24:46,752 --> 02:24:49,721 I'm just wanna to inform you out there here. Might run into some chop. 2789 02:24:49,722 --> 02:24:53,658 Chop? We can fucking handle chop right, I mean it's 170 foot yacht. 2790 02:24:53,659 --> 02:24:56,628 No, no, we're not going anywhere unless he said it's safe, alright. 2791 02:24:56,629 --> 02:24:57,729 - It's safe. - Don't worry about the chop. 2792 02:24:57,730 --> 02:24:59,664 - You don't know shit about chop. - Oww, really. 2793 02:24:59,665 --> 02:25:03,726 - And you two? You fucking expert on this? - I'll chop your fucking credit cards. 2794 02:25:03,803 --> 02:25:08,873 Chop is fine, trust me chop is fine, is chop fine Captain Ted? 2795 02:25:08,874 --> 02:25:10,742 Yeah, I mean if we take it slow. 2796 02:25:10,743 --> 02:25:11,876 Ya, we gonna take it slow. 2797 02:25:11,877 --> 02:25:13,778 It's a little uncomfortable but tell me it's safe. 2798 02:25:13,779 --> 02:25:16,669 It's gonna be safe, because.. I mean we'll have 2799 02:25:16,670 --> 02:25:19,784 to batten down the hatches and we secured the deck. 2800 02:25:19,785 --> 02:25:22,620 We're looking a few, maybe a few broken dishes. 2801 02:25:22,621 --> 02:25:24,856 Few broken dishes, what a few broken dishes. 2802 02:25:24,857 --> 02:25:26,724 Is that sound fucking awesome or what. 2803 02:25:26,725 --> 02:25:27,613 - Oww, not really. 2804 02:25:27,614 --> 02:25:30,862 - We're gonna fucking fun time. - Let's go to fuckin Monaco now. 2805 02:25:30,863 --> 02:25:32,764 Let's fucking move let's go. 2806 02:25:37,770 --> 02:25:39,795 Hold on. 2807 02:25:41,774 --> 02:25:44,809 What the fuck is going on here? 2808 02:25:44,810 --> 02:25:47,812 The jet ski jus went overboard. 2809 02:25:47,813 --> 02:25:51,850 Jesus Christ, hold on okay. 2810 02:25:51,851 --> 02:25:56,721 The waves were 20 feet high building, turn around go to that fucking way. 2811 02:25:56,722 --> 02:25:57,789 - We can't. - Go. 2812 02:25:57,790 --> 02:26:00,658 We'll get broad sided and it's game over. 2813 02:26:00,659 --> 02:26:02,660 I am a master diver, you hear that 2814 02:26:02,661 --> 02:26:04,720 I am a master diver, no one is gonna fucking die. 2815 02:26:04,797 --> 02:26:08,867 I got you.. Trust me okay, I love you. 2816 02:26:08,868 --> 02:26:11,701 I love you, just hold on tight. 2817 02:26:11,904 --> 02:26:13,895 Tight. 2818 02:26:14,740 --> 02:26:15,840 Hold on, baby. 2819 02:26:15,841 --> 02:26:18,674 Donnie. 2820 02:26:18,878 --> 02:26:21,771 Donnie, - What? - Hold on baby? 2821 02:26:21,847 --> 02:26:22,914 Get the fucking ludes! 2822 02:26:22,915 --> 02:26:27,719 I don't wanna die trying, I do love that shit up to but I'm so scared. 2823 02:26:27,720 --> 02:26:30,722 I fucked up, I fucked up so bad. 2824 02:26:30,723 --> 02:26:34,853 - Get the ludes, downstairs. - What do you say? 2825 02:26:36,795 --> 02:26:37,896 Get the ludes. 2826 02:26:37,897 --> 02:26:39,186 I can't go down, They're below deck! 2827 02:26:39,187 --> 02:26:40,832 There's like three feet of water down there! 2828 02:26:40,833 --> 02:26:45,870 I will not die sobber, get those fuckin ludes. 2829 02:26:45,871 --> 02:26:48,772 - Okay, okay. - Go! 2830 02:26:50,843 --> 02:26:52,710 - Where he's going? - Don't know baby. 2831 02:26:52,711 --> 02:26:56,807 Donnie, he fucking crazy. 2832 02:27:07,893 --> 02:27:10,794 Jesus Christ. 2833 02:27:11,664 --> 02:27:15,700 Hold on, get away from the window, we'll gonna blown away. 2834 02:27:15,701 --> 02:27:17,916 Mayday! This is Captain Ted Beecham 2835 02:27:17,917 --> 02:27:20,638 aboard the Yacht Naomi! This is a Mayday! 2836 02:27:20,639 --> 02:27:23,675 I got them, I got them. 2837 02:27:23,676 --> 02:27:25,743 Give me to me. 2838 02:27:25,744 --> 02:27:26,678 What you're gonna do right now. 2839 02:27:26,679 --> 02:27:30,706 This is a fucking may day. 2840 02:27:46,899 --> 02:27:49,834 Nice thing about getting rescued by Italians.. 2841 02:27:49,835 --> 02:27:53,705 That they feed you, make you drink red wine. 2842 02:27:53,706 --> 02:27:55,765 And you get to dance. 2843 02:28:11,890 --> 02:28:13,858 Did you see that? 2844 02:28:14,627 --> 02:28:17,829 That was the plane I sent to come get us. 2845 02:28:17,830 --> 02:28:20,845 I shit you not, it exploded when a seagull 2846 02:28:20,846 --> 02:28:23,860 flew into the engine, three people killed. 2847 02:28:27,873 --> 02:28:29,874 You want a sign from God, 2848 02:28:29,875 --> 02:28:33,743 After all this I finally got the message. 2849 02:28:38,717 --> 02:28:41,786 New dream, of becoming financially indepedent. 2850 02:28:41,787 --> 02:28:44,822 But struggle every month just to pay your bills. 2851 02:28:44,823 --> 02:28:46,891 Would you like to own a home like this? 2852 02:28:46,892 --> 02:28:48,893 Who can barely afford to pay your rent. 2853 02:28:48,894 --> 02:28:50,795 My name is Jordan Belfort. 2854 02:28:50,796 --> 02:28:52,797 And there is no secret to well creation. 2855 02:28:52,798 --> 02:28:55,700 No matter who you are. No matter where you came from. 2856 02:28:55,701 --> 02:28:59,837 You too can become finacially independent in just a matter of months. 2857 02:28:59,838 --> 02:29:01,897 All you need is strategy. 2858 02:29:02,608 --> 02:29:04,909 When I was 24 years old, I made a decision. 2859 02:29:04,910 --> 02:29:07,812 Not to survive, but to thrive. 2860 02:29:07,813 --> 02:29:10,682 At first I didn't feel like deals like this were possible. 2861 02:29:10,683 --> 02:29:13,785 But we have the house, and we have 30 thousand dollar profit. 2862 02:29:13,786 --> 02:29:14,886 I certainly beleive now. 2863 02:29:14,887 --> 02:29:16,721 I think about it for second. 2864 02:29:16,722 --> 02:29:18,903 If you don't have guts to attend Jordan Belfort. 2865 02:29:18,904 --> 02:29:20,892 Straight line perssuasion system seminar. 2866 02:29:20,893 --> 02:29:22,694 Then how do you, expect to make any money. 2867 02:29:22,695 --> 02:29:24,629 You wanna be a millionaire some day. 2868 02:29:24,630 --> 02:29:26,698 Have some guts make a decision. 2869 02:29:26,699 --> 02:29:29,667 Jordan belforth said work for me because I work hard for it. 2870 02:29:29,668 --> 02:29:31,249 And if it doesn't work for you it's because 2871 02:29:31,250 --> 02:29:32,870 you lazy, you should get a job at McDonalds. 2872 02:29:32,871 --> 02:29:36,641 There is nobody holding you back from financial freedom. 2873 02:29:36,642 --> 02:29:38,910 And there is nobody stoping you from making millions. 2874 02:29:38,911 --> 02:29:44,679 Don't you sit in a home or the life you dreamed will fly right pass. 2875 02:29:45,851 --> 02:29:49,787 I change all these people's live and I can change yours too. 2876 02:29:49,788 --> 02:29:53,725 So come to my seminar, the life of your dream is only.. 2877 02:29:53,726 --> 02:29:57,628 - You're under arrest. - You've got to be joking.. 2878 02:29:58,697 --> 02:30:02,861 - Don't kidding, hey. - Turn that Camera off. 2879 02:30:03,669 --> 02:30:06,637 You fuckin, you fucking cocksucker. 2880 02:30:06,638 --> 02:30:09,807 Fuck you! 2881 02:30:09,808 --> 02:30:13,745 What the fuck you doing? You fucking pieces of shit. 2882 02:30:13,746 --> 02:30:16,681 Hei Jordan let me give you a little legal advice. 2883 02:30:16,682 --> 02:30:18,775 Shut up, fuck off. 2884 02:30:22,621 --> 02:30:23,821 Jordan Belfort. 2885 02:30:24,656 --> 02:30:26,758 I cleaned on my act, I did rehab. 2886 02:30:26,759 --> 02:30:27,892 I'm a Tv personality. 2887 02:30:27,893 --> 02:30:30,828 I'm sobber for 2 years, and this happens. 2888 02:30:30,829 --> 02:30:34,699 Rugrat goes and get busted down in Miami. 2889 02:30:34,700 --> 02:30:36,667 And Guess who the fuck with? Saurel. 2890 02:30:36,668 --> 02:30:39,837 - You gonna beat me? I know your country. - No! 2891 02:30:39,838 --> 02:30:44,642 What the fucking odds? There had to be ten thousand Swiss bankers in Geneva. 2892 02:30:44,643 --> 02:30:48,579 And Rugrat is the one dumb enough to get himself arrested on U.S. soil. 2893 02:30:48,647 --> 02:30:49,814 I know. 2894 02:30:53,685 --> 02:30:57,789 Even more fucked was he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. 2895 02:30:57,790 --> 02:30:59,690 And nothing to fucking do with me. 2896 02:30:59,691 --> 02:31:02,064 Something about laundering drug money, to 2897 02:31:02,065 --> 02:31:04,729 offshore boat racing to a guy name Rocky aoki. 2898 02:31:04,730 --> 02:31:06,831 You know the founder of Benihana. 2899 02:31:06,832 --> 02:31:08,666 Benihana? 2900 02:31:08,667 --> 02:31:10,668 Beni Fucking Hana. 2901 02:31:10,669 --> 02:31:14,806 Beni 'fucking' Hana, why, why God. 2902 02:31:14,807 --> 02:31:18,207 Why would You be so cruel as to choose a chain 2903 02:31:18,208 --> 02:31:21,679 of fucking Hibachi Restaurants to take me down? 2904 02:31:22,714 --> 02:31:25,554 Long story, short Saurel ratted me out, but 2905 02:31:25,555 --> 02:31:28,686 not before he ratted out Brad's wife Chantalle. 2906 02:31:28,687 --> 02:31:32,748 Who turns out he been fuckin everytime she went to Switzel. 2907 02:31:35,627 --> 02:31:37,788 No, no, no. 2908 02:31:38,897 --> 02:31:40,660 Alright. 2909 02:31:41,633 --> 02:31:44,802 One count engaging in conspiracy to commit securities fraud. 2910 02:31:44,803 --> 02:31:46,804 Two counts securities fraud. 2911 02:31:46,805 --> 02:31:50,639 One count engaging in Conspiracy to commit money laundering. 2912 02:31:50,709 --> 02:31:52,810 21 counts money laundering. 2913 02:31:52,811 --> 02:31:55,678 1 count of obstruction of justice. 2914 02:31:56,648 --> 02:31:59,708 Bail has set at 10 million dollars. 2915 02:32:13,765 --> 02:32:15,900 What up? 2916 02:32:15,901 --> 02:32:18,836 Rocky, how you doin? 2917 02:32:18,837 --> 02:32:21,672 - Wooff.. - I'm not a fucking dog. 2918 02:32:21,673 --> 02:32:25,643 Yeah, it's getting old to crap to start to shit in the house again. 2919 02:32:25,644 --> 02:32:28,613 - Me too. - Come here buddy. 2920 02:32:28,680 --> 02:32:30,875 - Good to see you pal. - Me too. 2921 02:32:35,888 --> 02:32:37,889 How you doing brother? 2922 02:32:37,890 --> 02:32:41,659 You know, shitty pal. 2923 02:32:41,660 --> 02:32:44,896 But I'm hanging in there. 2924 02:32:44,897 --> 02:32:47,732 Piece of jewelry, check that out. 2925 02:32:47,733 --> 02:32:49,867 Can't leave the house, you know. 2926 02:32:49,868 --> 02:32:52,870 Sun to get cub and fiber already. 2927 02:32:52,871 --> 02:32:55,673 Fuckin Rugrat. 2928 02:32:55,674 --> 02:32:58,709 That wig-wearin'faggot I can't believe that fucking guy were'nt killed.. 2929 02:32:58,710 --> 02:33:01,879 When he got out, I want to show on his desks. 2930 02:33:01,880 --> 02:33:03,871 Irresponsble prick. 2931 02:33:04,616 --> 02:33:06,584 I'll tell you one thing. 2932 02:33:07,653 --> 02:33:10,788 That you never eat Benihana again. 2933 02:33:10,789 --> 02:33:13,690 I don't care who's birthday it is. 2934 02:33:14,626 --> 02:33:16,685 What is that Naomi actually doing? 2935 02:33:16,762 --> 02:33:19,788 She right in the house there, say hi she probably won't wave you back. 2936 02:33:19,865 --> 02:33:22,663 Naomi, sweetheart. 2937 02:33:25,704 --> 02:33:27,638 What's up her ass, was she mad at me? 2938 02:33:27,639 --> 02:33:28,673 No you know. 2939 02:33:28,674 --> 02:33:31,776 Probably had to mortgage the house to make bail. 2940 02:33:31,777 --> 02:33:35,680 Probably ended sell a thing in order pay for all my lawyers. 2941 02:33:35,681 --> 02:33:38,683 It's been a night mare buddy, I tell you the truth. 2942 02:33:38,684 --> 02:33:40,785 What do you gonna do right. 2943 02:33:40,786 --> 02:33:44,755 Anyway how is Stratton that more important how is morale? 2944 02:33:44,756 --> 02:33:47,625 You piss of 'cause he have to make money legally now? 2945 02:33:47,626 --> 02:33:48,615 Jordan. 2946 02:33:48,894 --> 02:33:51,727 I got the founding partners together. 2947 02:33:51,830 --> 02:33:54,628 Talk to them about everything and.. 2948 02:33:54,866 --> 02:33:56,901 I got you. 2949 02:33:56,902 --> 02:33:58,870 How much you got me? 2950 02:33:59,671 --> 02:34:02,663 The house, money, don't worry about it I got you. 2951 02:34:09,681 --> 02:34:12,741 I love you buddy. You know I do it for you right. 2952 02:34:15,654 --> 02:34:18,623 - I'll kiss you. - Alright, enough, enough. 2953 02:34:19,791 --> 02:34:22,660 - You wanna beer, pal? - What do you drink? 2954 02:34:22,661 --> 02:34:24,729 We got this non-alcoholic shit. 2955 02:34:24,730 --> 02:34:26,897 - What is that? - It's non alcoholic beer. 2956 02:34:26,898 --> 02:34:28,866 It's got no alchohol. 2957 02:34:28,867 --> 02:34:31,736 - Is it beer? - Ya, with no alchohol. 2958 02:34:31,737 --> 02:34:35,640 But you drink enough and you drink a lot to get you fucked up. 2959 02:34:35,641 --> 02:34:37,708 No, it's no alchoholic fucking point. 2960 02:34:37,709 --> 02:34:39,222 I'm not a scientist, I don't get fuck target 2961 02:34:39,223 --> 02:34:40,778 but I can get you a beer, if you want.. 2962 02:34:40,779 --> 02:34:43,714 I know, but I don't drink, you remember. 2963 02:34:43,715 --> 02:34:45,783 - I'm not drink anymore. - Are you wanna go inside. 2964 02:34:45,784 --> 02:34:48,753 And blow some lime and baking powder.. 2965 02:34:48,887 --> 02:34:51,789 Can't imagine ever not enjoyed geting fucked up. 2966 02:34:51,790 --> 02:34:53,624 - Yeah. - I loved it. 2967 02:34:53,625 --> 02:34:54,825 But I've been sobber. 2968 02:34:54,826 --> 02:34:55,860 Fucking sucks. 2969 02:34:55,861 --> 02:34:57,795 - Boring right. - So boring. 2970 02:34:57,796 --> 02:34:59,797 Like kill myself. 2971 02:34:59,798 --> 02:35:03,901 There is a term and we don't like to use it unless circumtances dictate.. 2972 02:35:03,902 --> 02:35:06,344 I think they do dictate in this case and 2973 02:35:06,345 --> 02:35:08,906 term is Grenada, have you ever heard Grenada. 2974 02:35:08,907 --> 02:35:09,840 No I haven't. 2975 02:35:09,841 --> 02:35:13,313 Grenada very interesting because it is a small 2976 02:35:13,314 --> 02:35:16,676 island nation that was invaded by the United. 2977 02:35:16,677 --> 02:35:19,784 States of America 1983 have 9000 people. 2978 02:35:19,785 --> 02:35:22,753 And essentially means is. 2979 02:35:22,754 --> 02:35:25,823 This case is unloseable. 2980 02:35:25,824 --> 02:35:28,183 So, you know, come in we can have our dick 2981 02:35:28,184 --> 02:35:30,795 hanging out of our pants, nobody gives a fuck. 2982 02:35:30,796 --> 02:35:32,730 I'm gonna win. 2983 02:35:32,731 --> 02:35:34,699 You Sir. 2984 02:35:35,634 --> 02:35:37,602 Are was known. 2985 02:35:37,836 --> 02:35:39,827 As a Grenada. 2986 02:35:42,708 --> 02:35:45,843 You're looking at real prison time. 2987 02:35:45,844 --> 02:35:49,647 Money laundering can get you as much 20 years. 2988 02:35:49,648 --> 02:35:51,586 And, our case gonna be stronger, if we 2989 02:35:51,587 --> 02:35:53,818 caught your shed and cash your mattress, 2990 02:35:53,819 --> 02:35:55,650 Oh that right. 2991 02:35:55,754 --> 02:35:57,688 Hei Jordan. 2992 02:35:57,689 --> 02:36:02,793 Jordan, You're rotting away in jail, 2 your kids get out the college. 2993 02:36:02,794 --> 02:36:05,661 That's not our ambition here. 2994 02:36:05,831 --> 02:36:08,629 There's other people involve in this too. 2995 02:36:08,700 --> 02:36:11,863 We think, they need to see their day in courts as well. 2996 02:36:13,905 --> 02:36:16,640 Why do I sense there's an offer in the air? 2997 02:36:16,641 --> 02:36:17,808 He's got good sense. 2998 02:36:17,809 --> 02:36:19,743 What are you, Craskin? 2999 02:36:19,911 --> 02:36:22,470 Full cooperation, he provides us with the 3000 02:36:22,471 --> 02:36:25,546 comprehensive list of all coconspirators spanning 3001 02:36:25,547 --> 02:36:28,683 the last seven years and he agrees to wear a wire. 3002 02:36:28,887 --> 02:36:31,788 - Did you just say wear a wire? - A wire. 3003 02:36:31,890 --> 02:36:34,792 Wow, wow, is that means, you want me to rat, is that it? 3004 02:36:34,793 --> 02:36:36,660 No, I want you to cooperate. 3005 02:36:36,661 --> 02:36:38,796 - No, you want me to rat. - Yes, we want you to rat. 3006 02:36:38,797 --> 02:36:42,858 That fucking exactly what we want you to do, to rat. 3007 02:36:46,805 --> 02:36:48,602 How is Christy's party? 3008 02:36:48,740 --> 02:36:51,709 - Fine. - Good. 3009 02:36:52,644 --> 02:36:54,737 Babe, I've spoke to the lawyers again today. 3010 02:36:54,813 --> 02:36:58,749 There is some really really great news. 3011 02:36:59,618 --> 02:37:02,853 Turns out you completely off the hook, honey. 3012 02:37:02,854 --> 02:37:04,755 I know that already. 3013 02:37:04,756 --> 02:37:09,887 Right, exactly, you never did anything wrong in first place right? 3014 02:37:10,662 --> 02:37:16,867 It turns out, all the FBI really wants for me is to a coorperate. 3015 02:37:16,868 --> 02:37:19,373 You know.. turns out I have so much information 3016 02:37:19,374 --> 02:37:21,705 about the stock market and the Wallstreet.. 3017 02:37:21,706 --> 02:37:24,228 That I could save the government years of 3018 02:37:24,229 --> 02:37:26,871 heartache not to mention countless dollars. 3019 02:37:28,680 --> 02:37:30,648 It gets even better babe. 3020 02:37:30,649 --> 02:37:36,588 Because if I do to sign cooperate, I might only be looking at 4 short years. 3021 02:37:36,655 --> 02:37:40,791 How much case, we could start fresh maybe sell the house. 3022 02:37:40,792 --> 02:37:44,695 And any fine that I have to pay wouldn't due till I serve term. 3023 02:37:44,696 --> 02:37:48,655 So, we still have plenty money left over, you know. 3024 02:37:49,668 --> 02:37:54,805 You think, of course bug me out a little bit is this whole idea for doing it. 3025 02:37:54,806 --> 02:37:56,774 Give an information about my friends. 3026 02:37:56,875 --> 02:38:00,644 Ohh, like he said, ther is no friend on Wallstrett right. 3027 02:38:00,645 --> 02:38:01,737 Right. 3028 02:38:01,813 --> 02:38:05,850 It's exactly silver lining to that too honey because they said eventually. 3029 02:38:05,851 --> 02:38:08,752 Eventually everyone gonna have to give an information on this case. 3030 02:38:08,753 --> 02:38:11,789 So at the end of the day, might not even a factor, you know. 3031 02:38:11,790 --> 02:38:15,826 - Well, that's a good news, right. - Yeah, yeah. 3032 02:38:15,827 --> 02:38:17,886 I'm really happy for you. 3033 02:38:19,664 --> 02:38:22,792 What do you mean you happy for me? 3034 02:38:22,868 --> 02:38:26,837 - You should be happy for the both of us right? - Yeah right. 3035 02:38:26,838 --> 02:38:27,862 Alright. 3036 02:38:29,774 --> 02:38:31,605 Come here baby. 3037 02:38:31,843 --> 02:38:34,812 - Gimme a kiss, sweetheart. - Jordan. 3038 02:38:35,780 --> 02:38:38,749 - Let's make love. Please. - No. 3039 02:38:38,750 --> 02:38:40,885 Jordan stop it! No! 3040 02:38:40,886 --> 02:38:43,582 Jordan stop it. 3041 02:38:49,861 --> 02:38:51,886 I Fucking hate you Jordan. 3042 02:38:52,631 --> 02:38:55,691 - Get off me. - Ohh Baby don't do that. 3043 02:38:55,800 --> 02:38:57,868 You know how much I love you right. 3044 02:38:57,869 --> 02:39:01,600 Stop that sweetie, please. 3045 02:39:05,744 --> 02:39:08,679 You want to fuck me Jordan? 3046 02:39:09,814 --> 02:39:11,873 You want to fuck me? 3047 02:39:12,651 --> 02:39:18,656 Good, go ahead, go ahead and fucked me. 3048 02:39:18,657 --> 02:39:20,724 I want you to fuck me real hard. 3049 02:39:20,725 --> 02:39:24,628 I want you to fuck me like its a last fucking time. 3050 02:39:24,629 --> 02:39:27,698 - Come babe, 'cause I need you to come for me baby. - Oh I like that. 3051 02:39:27,699 --> 02:39:34,696 Come for me baby, I need you to come for me like its a last fucking time. 3052 02:39:34,873 --> 02:39:37,637 Come baby. 3053 02:40:05,670 --> 02:40:09,800 Ohh, baby that was so fucking great. 3054 02:40:13,611 --> 02:40:15,670 That was a last time. 3055 02:40:15,747 --> 02:40:17,715 What do you mean baby? 3056 02:40:17,716 --> 02:40:20,685 I mean that was a last time we had a sex. 3057 02:40:21,753 --> 02:40:23,778 What are you talking about. 3058 02:40:25,724 --> 02:40:27,783 I want to divorce. 3059 02:40:29,584 --> 02:40:31,224 What do you mean, you want a divorce? What 3060 02:40:31,225 --> 02:40:32,896 is that suppose to mean you want a divorce. 3061 02:40:32,897 --> 02:40:36,734 Get off me! I want a divorce. 3062 02:40:36,735 --> 02:40:40,671 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - I don't love you any more Jordan. 3063 02:40:41,673 --> 02:40:43,807 You don't love me. 3064 02:40:43,808 --> 02:40:45,676 You don't love me anymore huh? 3065 02:40:45,677 --> 02:40:47,611 Well it's just fucking convinience for 3066 02:40:47,612 --> 02:40:49,596 you, now I'm under federal indigement 3067 02:40:49,597 --> 02:40:51,782 with electronic brace around my ankle. 3068 02:40:51,783 --> 02:40:53,684 Now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore, is that right? 3069 02:40:53,685 --> 02:40:55,676 No, no. 3070 02:40:55,754 --> 02:40:57,855 What kind a person are you? Tell me. 3071 02:40:57,856 --> 02:41:00,624 - You married me. - What the fuck is that suppose to mean. 3072 02:41:00,625 --> 02:41:04,828 Jordan, this is how it's gonna go, I'm gonna take the custody of the kids. 3073 02:41:04,829 --> 02:41:08,832 If you agree to divorce right now, I will allow you to take shift, okay. 3074 02:41:08,833 --> 02:41:10,630 Don't try to fight it. 3075 02:41:10,702 --> 02:41:14,729 It will save us both a lot of money and I got a felling you gonna need it. 3076 02:41:16,641 --> 02:41:19,720 You're not taking my kids, sweetheart, you hear me. 3077 02:41:19,721 --> 02:41:21,161 I already talk to lawyer, he said if 3078 02:41:21,162 --> 02:41:23,714 you get convicted, I've got a good chance to getting custody. 3079 02:41:23,715 --> 02:41:25,922 I got news for you, you're not fucking 3080 02:41:25,923 --> 02:41:28,719 taking my children you vicious fucking conman. 3081 02:41:28,720 --> 02:41:30,754 Fuck you! You fucking bitch. 3082 02:41:30,755 --> 02:41:33,690 You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids, you hear me. 3083 02:41:33,691 --> 02:41:37,593 Fuck you! You're not takin my fuckin kids. 3084 02:41:45,870 --> 02:41:47,838 Fuckin bitch. 3085 02:41:49,908 --> 02:41:52,638 Fuckin whore. 3086 02:41:55,814 --> 02:41:59,648 Fucking bitch, piece of shit, fuckin whore. 3087 02:42:07,859 --> 02:42:10,589 Look at yourself Jordan. 3088 02:42:10,762 --> 02:42:11,694 Sick. 3089 02:42:11,796 --> 02:42:13,664 - You're a sick man. - Fuck you. 3090 02:42:13,665 --> 02:42:15,633 I've told you not taking my fucking kids, you fucking.. 3091 02:42:15,700 --> 02:42:17,801 You think I will let my kids near you. 3092 02:42:17,802 --> 02:42:18,869 Look at yourself. 3093 02:42:18,870 --> 02:42:20,704 You know what my lawyer said. 3094 02:42:20,705 --> 02:42:23,807 My lawyer said that you're gonna prison for 20 years Jordan. 3095 02:42:23,808 --> 02:42:27,644 20 fucking years, you never gonna see the kids again. 3096 02:42:27,645 --> 02:42:28,807 - You think I'm not gonna see my kids again? 3097 02:42:28,808 --> 02:42:29,840 - No, I'm not letting you near my kids. 3098 02:42:29,914 --> 02:42:32,783 You don't get understand what I fucking tell you, huh? 3099 02:42:32,784 --> 02:42:35,685 Don't you fucking touch her. 3100 02:42:35,753 --> 02:42:38,722 Don't you fucking touch me. 3101 02:42:38,923 --> 02:42:42,693 Sweetheart.. you gonna go with daddy alright. 3102 02:42:42,694 --> 02:42:44,662 You cool right, you're with daddy. 3103 02:42:47,699 --> 02:42:49,766 Don't you fucking touch her Jordan. 3104 02:42:49,767 --> 02:42:52,793 I swear I will fucking kill you! 3105 02:42:54,906 --> 02:42:56,737 Alright baby. 3106 02:42:56,875 --> 02:43:01,642 Daddy will go little trip together okay, litle trip together. 3107 02:43:01,813 --> 02:43:03,872 Get the key. 3108 02:43:04,616 --> 02:43:08,886 There you go. Go inside, put your seat belt on, okay. 3109 02:43:08,887 --> 02:43:10,654 Here you go, get your legs in. 3110 02:43:10,655 --> 02:43:11,822 I'll take her with me. 3111 02:43:11,823 --> 02:43:14,725 I'll told you I'll taking her with me. You fucking bitch. 3112 02:43:14,726 --> 02:43:17,854 You're not gonna stop me. 3113 02:43:18,663 --> 02:43:20,654 Little trip. 3114 02:43:20,765 --> 02:43:22,699 Don't don't. 3115 02:43:22,800 --> 02:43:24,859 Get the hell out of here. 3116 02:43:26,871 --> 02:43:28,672 Close the door. 3117 02:43:28,673 --> 02:43:29,799 Mommy! 3118 02:43:29,874 --> 02:43:32,775 - Get out of here. - Open the fucking door. 3119 02:43:36,881 --> 02:43:38,644 No! 3120 02:43:50,695 --> 02:43:51,821 Naomi! 3121 02:43:53,731 --> 02:43:55,722 - Mommy! - Honey, It's okay. 3122 02:43:59,871 --> 02:44:01,638 You're alright. 3123 02:44:01,639 --> 02:44:03,607 It's alright. 3124 02:44:04,809 --> 02:44:06,810 What's the matter with you. 3125 02:44:06,811 --> 02:44:08,711 You alright. 3126 02:44:15,753 --> 02:44:17,688 Paragraph one. 3127 02:44:17,689 --> 02:44:19,749 The defendant shall plead guilty to all counts 3128 02:44:19,750 --> 02:44:21,853 of the indictment currently pending against him 3129 02:44:21,926 --> 02:44:26,797 in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of New York. 3130 02:44:26,798 --> 02:44:27,731 Paragraph 2. 3131 02:44:27,732 --> 02:44:28,765 Talk normally. 3132 02:44:28,766 --> 02:44:31,868 The defendant shall participate in undercover activities. 3133 02:44:31,869 --> 02:44:33,637 Breath normally 3134 02:44:33,638 --> 02:44:36,698 wearing a recording device also known a wire. 3135 02:44:36,774 --> 02:44:38,901 After 5 minutes you'll forget you having on. 3136 02:44:39,611 --> 02:44:42,779 Conjungtion of the investigation.. 3137 02:44:42,780 --> 02:44:43,714 Paragraph 4. 3138 02:44:43,715 --> 02:44:46,809 The defendant must not commit or attempted to commit any further crime. 3139 02:44:46,884 --> 02:44:48,685 Please. 3140 02:44:48,686 --> 02:44:52,622 Let me just sign the fucking thing, alright, thank you. 3141 02:44:55,727 --> 02:44:58,890 - Just here? - That will be good. 3142 02:44:59,864 --> 02:45:00,796 Thank you. 3143 02:45:00,865 --> 02:45:03,663 It, wasn't even a choice. 3144 02:45:03,801 --> 02:45:06,837 For the next 6 hour I came up with the list. 3145 02:45:06,838 --> 02:45:10,736 Friends, enemies, business associates Dan anybody 3146 02:45:10,737 --> 02:45:14,711 you ever known me or taking so much as a stock tip 3147 02:45:23,788 --> 02:45:25,756 First name on the list. 3148 02:45:25,857 --> 02:45:27,757 Was Donnie. 3149 02:45:28,826 --> 02:45:32,729 George do you know how good it is to have yo back in this office. 3150 02:45:32,730 --> 02:45:36,700 It's not to say when you gone, it's sad, you understand. 3151 02:45:36,701 --> 02:45:37,801 I fucking stiff mad now. 3152 02:45:37,802 --> 02:45:38,902 I can't 3153 02:45:38,903 --> 02:45:40,771 I can't even think about it you know. 3154 02:45:40,772 --> 02:45:42,873 Every time I think about them my blood boils. 3155 02:45:42,874 --> 02:45:45,570 - I can't even say his name. - I know. 3156 02:45:45,643 --> 02:45:47,744 You know, this is disgusting. I grew up with these guys. 3157 02:45:47,745 --> 02:45:49,713 He betrayed me like that? 3158 02:45:50,648 --> 02:45:51,706 Do you have a. 3159 02:45:51,783 --> 02:45:53,884 Ever Get back, too, about um.. 3160 02:45:53,885 --> 02:45:56,720 But um.. Account. 3161 02:46:01,693 --> 02:46:04,728 You remember was like 4-5 miles or something like that right. 3162 02:46:04,729 --> 02:46:07,892 It was supposed a take back 4-5 million, was it? 3163 02:46:11,903 --> 02:46:15,806 Actually I was... I was fucked up Jordan. 3164 02:46:15,807 --> 02:46:19,810 Yeah right, it's stupid. 3165 02:46:19,811 --> 02:46:24,771 If he calls you, you make sure you contacts me, okay? 3166 02:46:25,717 --> 02:46:28,686 - Of course. - Yeah. 3167 02:46:32,790 --> 02:46:35,816 Are you gonna eat last piece, of your tail. 3168 02:46:35,893 --> 02:46:38,623 It's all yours. 3169 02:46:38,796 --> 02:46:40,730 I'll take it this. 3170 02:46:42,734 --> 02:46:44,793 So, what else is. 3171 02:46:46,838 --> 02:46:49,636 Tell me and everything. 3172 02:46:49,741 --> 02:46:52,801 You know.. how it is, she hate my fucking guts. 3173 02:46:54,712 --> 02:46:56,703 How she, good. 3174 02:46:56,814 --> 02:47:00,751 She still alive, so, my life fucked you know. 3175 02:47:00,752 --> 02:47:02,686 No. 3176 02:47:08,726 --> 02:47:10,660 Mr. Jordan. 3177 02:47:11,696 --> 02:47:13,721 Mr. Jordan You got a visitor. 3178 02:47:13,865 --> 02:47:15,732 What? 3179 02:47:15,733 --> 02:47:17,758 You got a visitor. 3180 02:47:32,850 --> 02:47:34,841 I need you to get dress. 3181 02:47:35,753 --> 02:47:37,778 What the fuck is going on. 3182 02:47:41,893 --> 02:47:44,623 You going to jail. 3183 02:47:57,642 --> 02:48:01,738 - I will get some clothes. - We'll give you hand with that. 3184 02:48:09,754 --> 02:48:11,619 Okay. 3185 02:48:23,634 --> 02:48:28,765 FBI, every body sit down, put your hands.. Shut up. 3186 02:49:01,839 --> 02:49:03,874 I gave up everyone. 3187 02:49:03,875 --> 02:49:10,678 And in returned I got 3 years some hell hole in Nevada I never hear of. 3188 02:49:11,849 --> 02:49:14,784 Like my pops mad maxx said. 3189 02:49:14,852 --> 02:49:17,878 Chicken come home to roast. 3190 02:49:18,890 --> 02:49:21,791 I wanna fucked that meat. 3191 02:49:26,664 --> 02:49:30,734 Mr. Belfort has distinguished himself in terms of his cooperation. 3192 02:49:30,735 --> 02:49:33,047 Mr. Belfort has helped the governmet went 3193 02:49:33,048 --> 02:49:35,763 conviction of over 2 dozen serious offenders. 3194 02:49:36,674 --> 02:49:39,514 And help them recover millions of dollars he 3195 02:49:39,515 --> 02:49:42,670 made available for restritution to their victims. 3196 02:49:44,649 --> 02:49:48,779 The sentence of the court should be 36 months in federal prison. 3197 02:49:49,754 --> 02:49:52,780 Please remain the offended. 3198 02:49:54,892 --> 02:49:56,655 I'm Sorry. 3199 02:50:14,745 --> 02:50:16,804 Stratton Oakmont Belfort sentenced. 3200 02:50:47,878 --> 02:50:49,869 I'm not ashamed to admit it. 3201 02:50:50,781 --> 02:50:52,749 When we arrive at the prison. 3202 02:50:52,750 --> 02:50:55,752 It was absolutely terrified. 3203 02:50:55,753 --> 02:50:56,853 Belfort on your feet. 3204 02:50:56,854 --> 02:50:59,584 But I ended have been. 3205 02:50:59,657 --> 02:51:02,626 See, for brief leading moment. 3206 02:51:02,793 --> 02:51:05,660 I forgot I was rich. 3207 02:51:05,796 --> 02:51:09,732 And I lived in the place where everything was for sale. 3208 02:51:11,802 --> 02:51:14,704 When you like to learn how to sell it. 3209 02:51:14,705 --> 02:51:18,124 To live In some bad motherfucker in my life, look 3210 02:51:18,125 --> 02:51:21,645 at that rockstar, professional athlete, gangstars. 3211 02:51:21,646 --> 02:51:24,648 I'm telling you some real bad mother fucker but this guy. 3212 02:51:24,649 --> 02:51:27,694 My good friends Mr. Jordan Belfort is this 3213 02:51:27,695 --> 02:51:30,884 single badass motherfucker I have ever met. 3214 02:51:31,689 --> 02:51:34,438 So I want you right now, to give a warm 3215 02:51:34,439 --> 02:51:37,821 aucland New Zealand welcome for my good friend. 3216 02:51:37,895 --> 02:51:44,858 And The world greatest sales trainer Mr. Jordan Belfort. 3217 02:51:53,611 --> 02:51:55,611 Thank you. 3218 02:52:18,003 --> 02:52:19,994 Sell me this pen. 3219 02:52:24,109 --> 02:52:28,011 It's a amazing pen. 3220 02:52:28,146 --> 02:52:30,979 For professionals. 3221 02:52:33,985 --> 02:52:36,954 Sell me this pen. 3222 02:52:36,955 --> 02:52:39,889 It's a nice pen you can use the pen to right 3223 02:52:39,890 --> 02:52:43,019 down both from your lifes so you can remember.. 3224 02:52:44,129 --> 02:52:48,190 Sell me this pen. 3225 02:52:49,200 --> 02:52:55,935 Well.. 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