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Minnie, where are you?

2
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I'm sorry Greg, almost there!

3
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Shit.

4
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- Oh, hi.
- Did you make it out of the house?

5
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Yeah, I'm… I'm… I'm…

6
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I'm at the tube.

7
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Good. And nothing bad's happened?
No fallin' pianos.

8
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No pigeons of the apocalypse.

9
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Not yet.

10
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I'm sure the New Year's Eve jinx
will get me in the end.

11
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Like it does every year.

12
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Okay, well, Minnie,
I'm here preparing your pies,

13
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so you can go have a stress-free night,

14
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celebrate with your boyfriend,
and see in the New Year.

15
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So I say no
to letting the jinx ruin tonight.

16
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Remember, it's only real…

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If I let it be real.

18
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Seriously, Leila, in the 16 years
we've been friends,

19
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can you think of one New Year's Eve that
hasn't been a complete disaster for me?

20
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Do you really think I make this shit up?

21
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- Well, no.
- Exactly!

22
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I swear to you
the universe has it in for me.

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- I love you.
- Yeah. I love you, too.

24
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Have fun.
Nothing bad is gonna happen.

25
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Minnie?

26
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No.

27
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Shit.

28
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Sorry.

29
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Oh, damn it!

30
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Due to a signal failure

31
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and an incredibly unlikely combination
of other technical failures,

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this train will be held in a tunnel
until further notice.

33
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Happy New Year, folks!

34
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Eight, seven, six, five,

35
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four, three, two, one.

36
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Happy New Year!

37
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- No, no, no, no, no!
- Oh, no!

38
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Sorry, sorry.

39
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Sorry, sorry.

40
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Happy birthday to me.

41
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Finally, you are a year late.

42
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Sorry. I… I got stuck.

43
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Greg, you didn't tell me it was black tie.

44
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No one cares.
It's a bourgeois construct, isn't it?

45
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- Lucy.
- I look like such a bloody lemon, though!

46
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So this must be Minnie.

47
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Happy birthday.

48
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Shit, sorry.

49
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Happy birthday.

50
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Greg mentioned
you're a 1st of January baby.

51
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- Just like my boyfriend.
- Thanks.

52
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I'm not really big
into birthdays, though.

53
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So what do you do, Minnie?

54
00:06:04,580 --> 00:06:06,100
Minnie has her own catering business.

55
00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,980
Hi, can I get a gin tonic
as soon as you got 'em in?

56
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- It's not funny.
- Yeah. I… I'll be back.

57
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At least the night can't get much worse.

58
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Come on, Minnie.

59
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You know, it's only real
if you let it be real.

60
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Why would you say that! Why!

61
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Shit.

62
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Hello? Hello!

63
00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:07,460
Can anyone hear me?
I… I really need some help!

64
00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:10,700
Can someone please go
and find Greg Bevans?

65
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He's a short, angry man.
You can't miss him!

66
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He's the only one not wearing black tie!

67
00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:04,980
Hello?

68
00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:06,900
Is someone there?

69
00:08:07,380 --> 00:08:08,380
Hello?

70
00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:09,780
Oh, thank God!

71
00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:12,220
Can you help me?
I'm stuck in here.

72
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Oh, right.

73
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So you locked yourself in?

74
00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:17,900
No, the… the door handle broke.

75
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Okay. Well, let me take a run at it.

76
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You better stand well back
I don't want you to get hurt.

77
00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:26,140
Oh, no, I… I think you need
to pull it towards you.

78
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Okay then.

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Hi!

80
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Hi.

81
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How long have you been in here?

82
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Not long.

83
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Since just after midnight.

84
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Well, Happy New Year.

85
00:08:55,980 --> 00:08:56,980
Happy New Year.

86
00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,900
I'm Minnie. I came with Greg.

87
00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:04,420
Funny Greg's girlfriend.

88
00:09:05,180 --> 00:09:07,340
So funny, he went home without me.

89
00:09:07,940 --> 00:09:09,980
What are you still doing here?

90
00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:12,700
I try to see the first sunrise
of every year.

91
00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:16,900
- It's a chance to start everything anew.
- It's my least favorite day of the year.

92
00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:20,140
- I bloody hate it.
- Oh, you can't hate it.

93
00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:21,220
It's my birthday.

94
00:09:22,460 --> 00:09:23,460
Get out of here.

95
00:09:23,660 --> 00:09:25,340
It's my birthday, too!

96
00:09:25,620 --> 00:09:30,020
I don't think I've ever met anyone with
the same birthday as me, 1st of January.

97
00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:33,740
I am such an idiot. It's your party.

98
00:09:34,460 --> 00:09:35,860
You must be Lucy's boyfriend.

99
00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:37,380
Yeah, Quinn.

100
00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,420
Quinn?

101
00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:40,700
Yeah.

102
00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:43,380
- Quinn Hamilton?
- Yes.

103
00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:46,940
Quinn Hamilton born
in Hampstead Hospital in 1990?

104
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,220
Yeah.

105
00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:51,740
You! You stole my name!

106
00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:07,580
Well, Mrs. Hamilton, at this rate
you're not having this baby tonight.

107
00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:09,660
You need to get up.
Jostle things on a bit.

108
00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:13,620
My money's on you,
having this first '90s baby now, Connie.

109
00:10:18,340 --> 00:10:22,220
Midwife's right.
You gotta get up. Get things moving.

110
00:10:22,340 --> 00:10:25,300
- I can't.
- Hey, you gotta breathe deep.

111
00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:27,140
Like hippo.

112
00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:29,780
None of these prissy little sheep sounds.

113
00:10:31,940 --> 00:10:33,300
Like that, come on.

114
00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:42,820
Oh, my days, that's not your laugh.

115
00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:45,580
What's wrong with my laugh?

116
00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:49,780
Don't make me laugh.
It's worse.

117
00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:54,980
I'm scared, Connie.

118
00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:56,980
Well, it's a bit late now, innit?

119
00:10:57,060 --> 00:10:58,540
You're gonna be alright.

120
00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,180
Do you know what you're havin'?

121
00:11:00,980 --> 00:11:03,340
- It's a boy.
- Got a name?

122
00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:07,300
My husband likes Leopold after his uncle.

123
00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:13,820
Do you know what name I've got planned?

124
00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:16,660
Quinn. It's a family name.

125
00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:18,860
My grandma said it held the luck
of the Irish.

126
00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:21,580
Never knew a Quinn
who didn't lead a charmed life.

127
00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:23,620
Girl or boy, this one's gonna be Quinn.

128
00:11:24,740 --> 00:11:26,060
All right, here comes another one.

129
00:11:36,380 --> 00:11:39,820
And on a lighter note, the first
baby born in the capital this year

130
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:43,580
has been announced. So what
was the name of the lucky chap?

131
00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:46,180
Someone told me Quinn
was a lucky name.

132
00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,900
He's certainly been lucky so far.

133
00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:49,980
Lucky indeed.

134
00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:53,820
With a cash prize of £50,000, that
certainly gives young Quinn Hamilton

135
00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:55,740
a very good start in life.

136
00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:59,980
And why wouldn't they
just call you "Quinn", too?

137
00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:01,700
You were all over the news.

138
00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:04,020
Plus, I don't think
my mum could stomach it

139
00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,660
after missing out on the prize money
by less than a minute.

140
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:10,180
Well, I think Minnie is a lovely name.

141
00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:12,780
You haven't heard my full name.

142
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,460
Minnie Cooper.

143
00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:19,980
Minnie Cooper like the car?

144
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,620
That's crazy.

145
00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:27,700
Yep. I actually don't think my parents
noticed for about two weeks.

146
00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:33,180
You really think I stole your luck
as well as your name?

147
00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:37,860
Well, hearing you say it out loud
makes me sound completely mental,

148
00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:40,060
but yeah, I kind of think you did.

149
00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:43,700
I have always had bad luck
on my birthday.

150
00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:45,420
It's like the day's jinxed for me.

151
00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:47,180
Oh, Minnie!

152
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,780
Minnie, wait for me! Minnie!

153
00:12:57,620 --> 00:12:59,420
This would never have happened
to a Quinn Cooper.

154
00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:01,460
This never would have happened
to a Quinn Cooper

155
00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:03,060
It is not your fault.

156
00:13:03,180 --> 00:13:05,780
Mind you this never would have
happened to a Quinn Cooper.

157
00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,460
Yes, I get it!

158
00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:12,180
Well, in that case, allow me
to take you for a birthday breakfast.

159
00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:15,140
Thanks, but I need to shower.

160
00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,860
I should probably let my boyfriend know
I'm not dead.

161
00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:20,300
Can I get your number at least?

162
00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:22,740
- Don't you have a girlfriend?
- It's only breakfast.

163
00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:26,220
And it's not every day that you get
to meet your birthday twin.

164
00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:30,740
So you can find me online
if you really want to.

165
00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:34,580
Well, happy birthday, Minnie Cooper,
like the car.

166
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,620
Happy birthday, name stealer.

167
00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:05,860
Morning, Lucky.

168
00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:08,940
How was your night?

169
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,420
My favorite pet, sweetie.

170
00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:04,540
Good morning, Fleur.
Happy New Year.

171
00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:09,620
- What are you looking so happy about?
- It's the 2nd of January, isn't it?

172
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,900
The day farthest away from my birthday.
Therefore, the best day of the year.

173
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:16,100
Nothing bad ever happens
on the 2nd of January.

174
00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:21,300
I did notice though that the van is parked
on a double yellow line.

175
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:22,620
Is this leek milk?

176
00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:26,420
I'm doing a leak-based diet this month.

177
00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:30,740
Right. No, that's just milk milk.
And can you move the van?

178
00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:33,780
There's an amnesty on parking
when it's a bank holiday.

179
00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:38,620
There's no amnesty
and it's not a bank holiday, so…

180
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,740
What's that… what's that smell?

181
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:52,860
Yeah, there's been a disaster.

182
00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:56,580
Beverly burnt the pies.

183
00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:00,940
Me and the new ovens
haven't been gettin' along.

184
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,020
We have a timer, Bev!

185
00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:05,620
The pies take exactly 42 minutes!

186
00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:08,060
Me and the timer
haven't been gettin' along.

187
00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:12,300
I'm so sorry, Minnie.
I don't know what's wrong with me.

188
00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:15,300
One minute I'm thinkin'
about pies and pastry,

189
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:18,820
the next I'm frettin' about
the futility of existence.

190
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,860
Like what's the point?
We're all gonna die anyway.

191
00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:28,420
Yeah, she zoomed too far out on
Google Maps. Now she can't get back.

192
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:33,180
You know,
the shamanic healer I saw in LA,

193
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,700
had an existential crisis just like this.

194
00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:38,020
Fleur, can you remind me
what it is we pay you to do?

195
00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:43,060
Answer the phones,
organize deliveries,

196
00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:47,020
be the sexy youthful face
of the organization.

197
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:51,060
So since the phone's not ringing
and we have no pies to deliver,

198
00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:53,580
could you please move the van?

199
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,780
I'm so sorry, Minnie.

200
00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:03,300
- What the fuck is happenin' in here?
- Yeah, Bev, burnt the pies.

201
00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:06,820
Look at the waste! Do you not know
the price of butter right now?

202
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:10,500
- This is the last thing I need!
- I'm sorry. It's these new ovens.

203
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:11,900
Don't you dare blame the ovens!

204
00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:14,860
Okay, let's just not argue
about ovens again, please.

205
00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:17,900
Can we just focus on getting 40 new pies
baked and delivered

206
00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:20,020
by the end of the day?

207
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,220
I'll move the van.

208
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,860
I… I'm sorry,
but I need to get to the bank.

209
00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:28,340
I'm sorry, I promise we'll fix it.

210
00:17:31,420 --> 00:17:33,020
Oh, bugger off!

211
00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:36,020
Not you. Greg.

212
00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:39,620
Can you believe he abandons me
in a club on New Year's Eve

213
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:42,900
and now I'm the one getting arsey
messages about where I got to?

214
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,220
I think you're due an upgrade
on your boyfriend baggage.

215
00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:47,460
Agreed, you could do
with better customer care.

216
00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:49,020
Or free roaming at least.

217
00:17:54,980 --> 00:17:57,860
- Right, I'm off.
- Wanna take Fleur with you?

218
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:02,300
No. I take care of the finances,
you lot take care of the bakin'.

219
00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:04,420
Teamwork makes the dream work.

220
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:07,060
Van's been clamped.

221
00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:11,580
Well…

222
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,300
Who else has got a spare set
of wheels we can borrow?

223
00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:16,580
Doesn't Greg have a car?

224
00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:22,780
No way.

225
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:49,060
Someone's finally emerged
from their sick bed, have they?

226
00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:52,740
- How's the migraine?
- It's better, thank you.

227
00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:56,220
Supposed to be brought on by sleeping
on a cold bathroom floor all night

228
00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:57,820
because no one came to find me.

229
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,540
How was I meant to know
you were stuck?

230
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:03,780
I don't have a radar.
Like, "Boop, boop. Where's Minnie?"

231
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:07,380
Boop, boop. Minnie not located.

232
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,980
Must find Minnie.

233
00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:11,420
Minnie found.

234
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:15,500
Target acquired. I'm radar.

235
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,180
Robo… I'm a robot.

236
00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:22,900
Well, if you just
kept your phone fully charged,

237
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,020
then you wouldn't have to sleep
in a toilet.

238
00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:27,380
Thank you, that's a great idea, Greg.

239
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:30,620
Now listen, I kind of need
to borrow your car.

240
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:32,900
Negative.

241
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:35,580
Car not allowed for Minnie.

242
00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:40,300
Okay, okay.
No more booping, please!

243
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:44,180
God, just stop!
Greg, okay, just stop!

244
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,100
Listen.

245
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:48,660
Hello?

246
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:53,860
Hey, hey, look, if…
If you give me the car,

247
00:19:53,980 --> 00:19:57,340
I swear I will make it up to you tonight.

248
00:19:57,580 --> 00:20:02,140
Yeah, I might even dress up
as a sexy dental nurse again.

249
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:07,300
Yeah, I know how you love it when I talk
dirty to you about your flossing schedule.

250
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:10,980
Yeah, I might even buy you
that special pink mouthwash.

251
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,340
Minnie?

252
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,180
Greg?

253
00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:16,980
No, Quinn.

254
00:20:18,740 --> 00:20:19,740
Pardon?

255
00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:21,100
Quinn Hamilton?

256
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:25,180
Oh my God!

257
00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:29,460
Hi. I don't…

258
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:33,740
I don't… I don't actually… I don't
actually know how that happened.

259
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,580
You need to borrow a car?

260
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:40,300
No. No, I'm good.
Yes, no. Yes, I do.

261
00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:41,900
I do need to borrow a car.

262
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,740
Well, I have a car you could borrow.

263
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:48,060
That is nice of you,
but my boyfriend has a car.

264
00:20:49,820 --> 00:20:50,980
Well, if you borrow my car,

265
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,580
you won't need to pick up
that special pink mouthwash,

266
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:56,020
as fun as that sounds.

267
00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:05,740
Oh, Jesus.

268
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,620
Don't stand there like salivating dogs,
do something.

269
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:17,780
Hi.

270
00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:19,220
- Hi!
- Hi!

271
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,620
One car, yours for the day.

272
00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:25,740
Yes, I actually don't think
I should drive that.

273
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:28,220
People will die.

274
00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:33,140
- I'm Quinn.
- Hi, I'm Leila.

275
00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:35,740
- Thanks for helpin' us out.
- Pleasure.

276
00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:40,220
I'm Fleur, I'm a Sagittarius,
I get easily excited.

277
00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:46,420
I'll go and guard the car.
It's… isn't a great area.

278
00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:49,780
Someone stole the bus stop last week.

279
00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:52,180
Oi, you, touch that car
and you're goin' in a pie!

280
00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:54,460
Should I grab some boxes?

281
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,140
Yeah, sure.

282
00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:05,940
So how come you drive
such a ridiculously fancy car?

283
00:22:06,420 --> 00:22:08,220
You a spy or something?

284
00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:11,300
No, I'm a management consultant.

285
00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:14,500
Oh my God, that is exactly
what a spy would say!

286
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,500
Where to first?

287
00:22:16,740 --> 00:22:20,540
Okay, today's deliveries are
Newnham Centre, four pies.

288
00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:23,460
Then we go to Stratford Community Centre,
three pies.

289
00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:26,660
Tottenham Social Centre, four pies.

290
00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:29,820
Edmonton Community Centre, three pies.

291
00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:33,700
Buckhurst Hill Community,
love it there, two pies.

292
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:36,620
Forest Gate Social Centre, five pies.

293
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:39,740
God's Own Social Centre, two pies.

294
00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:41,900
All Souls Clubhouse, three pies.

295
00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:45,820
East London Social Centre,
finishing it all up with 14 pies.

296
00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:48,460
- You okay?
- That's a lot of pies.

297
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,500
- That's a lot of pies.
- That's a lot of pies.

298
00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:57,980
Hello!

299
00:22:58,300 --> 00:23:01,660
Oh, Minnie! We haven't seen you
on deliveries in a while.

300
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,020
Who's this fella then?

301
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:07,340
This is Quinn.
He's helping out for the day.

302
00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:10,620
We have so many extra visitors
on pie day.

303
00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:12,660
Everyone loves your pies.

304
00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:16,220
Only decent hot meals
some of them can afford. Come on.

305
00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:22,740
How you been, Mrs. Mentis?
Your bunions any better?

306
00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:25,140
I can't complain, but I do.

307
00:23:25,460 --> 00:23:27,460
Everyone needs a hobby, don't they?

308
00:23:28,060 --> 00:23:30,060
I'm sure my Philip
would have lived a little longer

309
00:23:30,140 --> 00:23:32,220
if only he'd had more to complain about.

310
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:38,540
Right, Quince, if you could just
put those pies straight into the fridge.

311
00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:39,700
No problem.

312
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:44,380
- Is this the boyfriend Fleur mentioned?
- He's not my boyfriend.

313
00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:47,620
Well, I've got a strapping chap
like you in the building,

314
00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:49,580
could you take a look
at a blocked air vent?

315
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:52,700
I'm doin' the ladies hair next door
and it's awful stuffy.

316
00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:55,500
Lead the way.

317
00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:15,700
Thanks.

318
00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:25,220
Okay, Shirley, no cheating this time.

319
00:24:25,540 --> 00:24:27,740
Seventeen.
Where's my dancing queen?

320
00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:38,380
I'm sorry, the cat was beyond
the call of duty.

321
00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:41,740
I can't believe how savage they are.
I mean I… I almost lost an arm.

322
00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:46,740
It's amazing what you do
for these people.

323
00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:49,860
Nobel Prize-winning stuff,
pastry for pensioners.

324
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:51,660
And you're a lifeline to them.

325
00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:53,740
And people need that connection
in their day,

326
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:56,540
someone to pop in, check they're okay.

327
00:24:57,300 --> 00:25:00,180
- It's kind of wonderful.
- Not that brilliant.

328
00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:02,340
Not financially anyway.

329
00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:06,660
Well, you need to start charging
for cat collarin'.

330
00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:09,740
You want to kiss it better.

331
00:25:12,180 --> 00:25:15,740
I… I don't suppose you fancy
a fortune cookie, do you?

332
00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:17,700
I… I deliver one with every pie.

333
00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:21,620
Always strangely accurate, like
the universe knows exactly what to say.

334
00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:30,660
You will meet a relatively helpful
stranger who's terrible at washing up

335
00:25:30,740 --> 00:25:32,660
and embarrassingly afraid of cats.

336
00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:38,980
Can we get some real food now?

337
00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:44,860
Well, lucky for you, Quinn Hamilton,
there's one large pie left.

338
00:25:49,220 --> 00:25:50,340
Now if it's okay with you,

339
00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:53,900
I know someone who would love
to share this with us.

340
00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:10,060
Bloody hell.
Is this where you grew up?

341
00:26:12,060 --> 00:26:13,180
It is.

342
00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:17,540
Though I saw it from a mile away,
but this feels like a different planet.

343
00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:23,380
Hello?

344
00:26:24,940 --> 00:26:26,580
- Someone there?
- Mum.

345
00:26:26,660 --> 00:26:27,660
Quinn.

346
00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:33,340
- I've brought someone to see you.
- Quinn, I wasn't expecting you.

347
00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:35,900
Look at the state of me,
I'm not fit for house calls.

348
00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:37,140
You look great, Mum.

349
00:26:37,740 --> 00:26:40,660
This is Minnie.

350
00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:42,540
Hello.

351
00:26:44,180 --> 00:26:46,220
The one that should have been
called Quinn.

352
00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:48,300
Minnie.

353
00:26:49,420 --> 00:26:50,860
Minnie, gosh, aren't you pretty?

354
00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:54,420
We brought you a pie.

355
00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:58,180
Thank you.

356
00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:02,980
I thought of your mother
many times over the years.

357
00:27:03,340 --> 00:27:04,780
She helped me a great deal.

358
00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:06,700
She told me.

359
00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:12,020
She also mentioned you took the name
she had planned for me.

360
00:27:13,380 --> 00:27:15,780
No, no, that's not how it was.

361
00:27:15,860 --> 00:27:20,580
I meant it as a tribute to her after
the… all the help she gave me.

362
00:27:20,660 --> 00:27:22,980
I tried to find her afterwards,
to thank her,

363
00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:24,660
the hospital
wouldn't give me her details.

364
00:27:24,740 --> 00:27:26,140
Mum, you cannot get
to her like that, Mum.

365
00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:29,340
I never wanted to be in the paper,
I didn't ask for that silly prize money.

366
00:27:29,420 --> 00:27:32,220
It's okay, Mum. It's okay.

367
00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:35,860
If only I could see her and explain.

368
00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:39,500
Well, wouldn't worry about it.

369
00:27:39,940 --> 00:27:43,180
It was a long time ago.
Why don't I get her to give you a call?

370
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,380
I'm sure she'll tell you
it's all forgotten.

371
00:27:45,740 --> 00:27:48,140
Would you? Would you really?

372
00:27:49,740 --> 00:27:52,220
Should we… go through, Mum?

373
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:57,540
Yes. Yes.

374
00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:00,940
Thank you.

375
00:28:07,300 --> 00:28:09,100
Who is it that plays chess around here?

376
00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:13,140
That's Quinn. Plays against himself.

377
00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:15,540
Makes a move every time he's here.

378
00:28:16,540 --> 00:28:19,020
County champion when he was eight.

379
00:28:19,100 --> 00:28:21,860
I think I had this t-shirt.
We really could have been twins.

380
00:28:22,220 --> 00:28:24,740
I really don't think
Minnie wants to see this.

381
00:28:25,420 --> 00:28:27,500
Let's put this in the oven, shall we?

382
00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:30,580
Minnie is the most incredible chef.

383
00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:32,700
People love her pies.

384
00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:34,940
I'm sorry,
I need to take this. Do you mind?

385
00:28:35,020 --> 00:28:36,540
Of course, take your time.

386
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,940
Hello. Yeah, how's it going?

387
00:28:42,140 --> 00:28:43,420
What?

388
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:45,740
Oh, come on, Leila,
can't you ask him to do something?

389
00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:48,460
- Darling, did you pick up my pills?
- Yeah.

390
00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:50,220
No, Leila, it's not alright!

391
00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:53,940
Yeah.

392
00:28:55,340 --> 00:28:57,700
Yeah, alright, I'll speak to you later.

393
00:28:59,620 --> 00:29:00,620
Is everything okay?

394
00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:02,380
No, it's not okay.

395
00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:06,900
The bank won't extend our loan, which
basically means our business is bust.

396
00:29:07,060 --> 00:29:10,380
Well, surely there's a way.
New investors, a bridging loan.

397
00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:13,860
Look, Quinn,
I really appreciate your help today,

398
00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:16,860
but you don't know anything
about my situation.

399
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:18,860
I doubt you've ever had
financial difficulties.

400
00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:21,220
I mean look at this place.

401
00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:25,180
- I'm…
- Don't touch it, don't touch it.

402
00:29:25,620 --> 00:29:26,660
- Mum.
- You might cut yourself.

403
00:29:26,740 --> 00:29:27,780
Quinn, there's broken glass.

404
00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:29,860
Don't let her touch it!
You'll cut yourself.

405
00:29:29,980 --> 00:29:31,380
- It's fine, Mum.
- You'll cut yourself.

406
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,020
Well,
no one's gonna touch it, Mum.

407
00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:35,660
- Please I think it's best you just leave.
- She might cut herself.

408
00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:36,940
Sorry.

409
00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:42,220
Come on, let's get you upstairs.

410
00:31:13,220 --> 00:31:15,740
Quinn, it's Dad,
I'm sorry it's taken me a while.

411
00:31:15,820 --> 00:31:21,020
Okay, a4 to c3. Now I realize
that leaves my bishop wide open.

412
00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:23,140
Listen, I know I said
we'd finish the game in person,

413
00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:26,500
but it looks like I'm not going to be
back from New York until Easter now.

414
00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:30,220
I'm really sorry, son, but I…
I hope you're looking after your mother.

415
00:31:30,340 --> 00:31:32,460
Remember, you are the man
of the house now.

416
00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:34,100
And a happy birthday.

417
00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:36,540
We're at Elaine's family's
for the holidays,

418
00:31:36,620 --> 00:31:38,740
so nowhere near a post office
unfortunately,

419
00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:40,780
but I will bring you something
back on my…

420
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,700
So you're ready to come back
to the dark side?

421
00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:04,740
Won't be for long, Dad.

422
00:32:04,820 --> 00:32:08,740
Don't worry, you'll always have
a room here, Minnie Moo, always.

423
00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:12,540
What are you gonna do
with all your clocks then?

424
00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:15,180
Don't worry about me,
I've still got my workshop.

425
00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,180
Dinner's ready!

426
00:32:18,940 --> 00:32:20,740
Quieter out there anyway.

427
00:32:29,820 --> 00:32:32,300
You're a foolhardy dreamer,
just like your father.

428
00:32:33,220 --> 00:32:35,860
Running businesses is not our world.

429
00:32:35,940 --> 00:32:38,900
The system's set up so the rich get richer
and the poor get screwed.

430
00:32:38,980 --> 00:32:43,100
There's no need to be so hard on her,
it's bad luck is all and tough climate.

431
00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:48,580
Wait a second, I've just got to set
that recorder for Bake Off.

432
00:32:48,660 --> 00:32:49,660
It's pie week, Minnie Moo.

433
00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:52,980
You risk, you lose,
that's what I've learnt in this life.

434
00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:55,180
You think I wanted to be a broke,
unemployed loser

435
00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:56,820
moving home in my thirties?

436
00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:59,500
It's just hard for a mother
to watch her child struggle.

437
00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:03,420
And you seem to struggle more than most.

438
00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:17,460
Never guess who I got introduced
to the other day.

439
00:33:19,380 --> 00:33:20,460
Tara Hamilton.

440
00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:22,860
I don't wanna hear that woman's name.

441
00:33:23,140 --> 00:33:25,140
Apparently, you got this whole
name stealing thing wrong.

442
00:33:25,340 --> 00:33:27,740
I have no interest
in dredging up the past.

443
00:33:30,860 --> 00:33:34,900
Well, I'll get you the number,
just in case you change your mind.

444
00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:36,740
Tara bleeding Hamilton.

445
00:33:39,740 --> 00:33:42,540
You'll be fine.
There are a million restaurants out there.

446
00:33:42,660 --> 00:33:45,460
Do you know how many fussy, snobby,

447
00:33:45,540 --> 00:33:48,220
testosterone-fuelled kitchens
I've worked in?

448
00:33:48,340 --> 00:33:49,780
I'm not going back to that.

449
00:33:49,860 --> 00:33:51,300
It sounds like Leila's fault.

450
00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:55,340
I mean, you were in charge of the baking,
she was in charge of the finances.

451
00:33:55,420 --> 00:33:56,900
You ran out of money, not dough.

452
00:33:58,780 --> 00:34:00,980
It's quite funny.

453
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:06,740
Voice note, little joke, money,
dough, pun pertaining to baking.

454
00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:10,140
It wasn't her fault.

455
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:12,660
You said she spent a fortune on
new ovens and the old ones are fine.

456
00:34:12,740 --> 00:34:14,580
Yeah, well, they were temperamental.

457
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:17,140
Look, you need to get more product
out there in less time.

458
00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:19,860
It's simple business dynamics,
you dump, you run.

459
00:34:20,620 --> 00:34:22,660
Greg, I'm not gonna dump and run.

460
00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:25,740
The whole thing is about
valuable human interaction.

461
00:34:25,820 --> 00:34:27,740
Exactly, valuable. Monetize it.

462
00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:34,020
Look, I don't suppose
you're going to help me

463
00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:36,660
move the last of my furniture
into storage this weekend, could you?

464
00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:38,460
- Minnie.
- Please. Please.

465
00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:41,060
Look, Minnie,
I don't wanna sound like a twat,

466
00:34:41,140 --> 00:34:44,340
but I can't expend any more energy
on your dramas right now.

467
00:34:44,820 --> 00:34:46,060
My dramas?

468
00:34:46,660 --> 00:34:50,100
God, I'm so sorry, Greg, I didn't realize
my life was so exhausting for you.

469
00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:51,380
It's okay.

470
00:34:51,780 --> 00:34:54,500
I appreciate that, but hey, it's okay.

471
00:34:54,980 --> 00:34:57,860
I'm gonna go for a run, get my
endorphins pumping, get my sweat on.

472
00:34:58,780 --> 00:35:01,980
You're resourceful,
you're plucky, you'll be fine.

473
00:35:04,740 --> 00:35:06,740
Ciao, bella.

474
00:35:12,140 --> 00:35:13,660
Ciao, bella?

475
00:35:14,300 --> 00:35:15,460
What the fuck?

476
00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:27,100
The conga!

477
00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:33,940
- What the hell is going on?
- Minnie, you would not believe it.

478
00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:36,020
It's a Christmas miracle,
just not at Christmas.

479
00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:38,740
We've had a huge pie order,
all paid up front.

480
00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:39,940
Oh, yes!

481
00:35:40,020 --> 00:35:44,100
Bigger than the multiple orgasm I had
with Harry Styles in his yacht in Mexico.

482
00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:46,940
- Who from?
- Who cares? We're in the money!

483
00:35:49,060 --> 00:35:51,620
I don't think we should be dancing,
we should be baking.

484
00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:53,380
There's always time for dancing.

485
00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:02,740
Bev!

486
00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:04,340
What did you do that for?

487
00:36:04,420 --> 00:36:06,420
- What a mess!
- Fleur did it, too!

488
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:10,540
Money is fine to throw in the air,
everyone knows that.

489
00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:12,060
Not flour, Bev.

490
00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:29,660
- Hello!
- Hi!

491
00:36:42,780 --> 00:36:45,620
You have got to be kidding me.

492
00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:51,140
You ordered 200 pies?

493
00:36:51,380 --> 00:36:53,660
Are you completely insane?

494
00:36:53,740 --> 00:36:55,860
And I guess we'll pick this up
first thing Monday morning.

495
00:36:56,580 --> 00:36:57,740
Thank you.

496
00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:04,020
- Welcome, Minnie.
- I don't need you to bail me out, Quinn.

497
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:05,780
I'm not some charity case.

498
00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:09,180
I really like the pies.

499
00:37:10,740 --> 00:37:13,220
And I thought my colleagues and clients
would like them, too.

500
00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,740
Massively undercharging, by the way.

501
00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:25,820
Well, luckily, I didn't set up my business
so I can feed rich city boys lunch.

502
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:28,140
You know what makes you walk
slightly off center?

503
00:37:29,060 --> 00:37:30,060
What does?

504
00:37:30,780 --> 00:37:33,020
That massive chip you keep
carrying around on your shoulder.

505
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:37,100
Look, your pies are good,
you clearly have a market,

506
00:37:37,540 --> 00:37:39,180
but you're not makin' any money.

507
00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:43,180
You need to diversify your client base
and raise the prices.

508
00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:45,980
That is unbelievably sweet of you,

509
00:37:46,060 --> 00:37:49,660
but I don't need you to
management consultancy me.

510
00:37:49,740 --> 00:37:51,500
I'm not some damsel in distress

511
00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:54,620
looking for a knight with a shining,
bleeding credit card!

512
00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:07,620
You have a chef that burns the pies,
a driver that loses the van,

513
00:38:07,740 --> 00:38:13,220
an MD too stubborn to compromise,
even if it means losing her business.

514
00:38:16,220 --> 00:38:18,100
I usually charge £500 an hour.

515
00:38:18,180 --> 00:38:20,020
You can have that summation for free.

516
00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:25,420
Thanks, but I'm not sure I need advice
from a spoiled public schoolboy

517
00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:28,020
whose trust fund probably
bought him this business.

518
00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:31,660
You have no idea about my life,

519
00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:34,780
and this whole hard done
by working-class routine

520
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:37,340
is deeply unattractive.

521
00:38:37,580 --> 00:38:39,740
I don't need you to find me attractive.

522
00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:43,060
Stop talking, Fleur, we're leaving!

523
00:38:51,380 --> 00:38:53,620
It's like he's your sexy nemesis
or somethin'.

524
00:38:53,820 --> 00:38:54,820
Who's sexy?

525
00:38:55,580 --> 00:38:58,140
- Minnie's love twin.
- He's not my love twin!

526
00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:03,380
Oh God, I was so horrible!

527
00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:05,500
I don't know what came over me.

528
00:39:05,740 --> 00:39:08,500
Well, I'm glad he's got money to burn,
he bought us time.

529
00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:12,100
- I'm off to see the bank man again.
- Want me to come?

530
00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:14,940
Will you tell him you put our prices up
and use cheaper ingredients?

531
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:17,580
Then no.

532
00:39:26,060 --> 00:39:27,060
Quick game?

533
00:39:27,940 --> 00:39:29,020
Yeah, why not?

534
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:40,740
- Ian, you've not been practicing.
- Yeah, I know. I get you next time.

535
00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:44,100
So, I'm gonna ask Leila to marry me.

536
00:39:46,620 --> 00:39:48,220
- What?
- Yeah.

537
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:49,980
- Do you have a ring?
- Yeah.

538
00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:52,220
Oh my God, I know exactly
how you need to do it!

539
00:39:52,340 --> 00:39:55,100
And, I wanted to ask you something.

540
00:39:55,620 --> 00:39:58,740
I know it's not my place,
and I hate to put you on the spot,

541
00:39:58,780 --> 00:40:01,060
but would you consider giving up
the business?

542
00:40:02,540 --> 00:40:03,540
What?

543
00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:05,980
It's killing her, Min, okay?

544
00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:08,020
She's so stressed all the time.

545
00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:12,300
And this latest order, it's just a
Band-Aid on a much bigger problem.

546
00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:14,580
Well, we've made it work for four years.

547
00:40:14,740 --> 00:40:17,460
Yeah, because you work nearly every
single hour of every single day,

548
00:40:17,580 --> 00:40:19,340
and because you pay yourselves
basically nothing.

549
00:40:19,540 --> 00:40:21,380
When was the last time
you looked at the accounts?

550
00:40:21,780 --> 00:40:24,460
Did she even tell you that she'd been
offered a job at a fashion start-up?

551
00:40:24,980 --> 00:40:25,980
No.

552
00:40:26,820 --> 00:40:28,140
She takes it on all herself.

553
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:30,460
And she just hates the idea
of letting you down.

554
00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:33,860
I'm not saying this
to be a shit-stirrer, Min.

555
00:40:33,940 --> 00:40:35,740
I really… I'm not, but…

556
00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:41,300
It's like you know, when Sonic the
Hedgehog goes into invincibility mode?

557
00:40:41,380 --> 00:40:43,740
You know, the music goes all up-tempo,
and he's in his little bubble,

558
00:40:43,820 --> 00:40:45,500
and he's knocking everything
out of the park.

559
00:40:45,660 --> 00:40:46,660
Yes.

560
00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:49,780
Okay, so, I wanna be
her invincibility mode.

561
00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:52,860
I wanna shield her from the bad stuff.

562
00:40:52,940 --> 00:40:56,340
I love her,
and I hate seeing her like this.

563
00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:00,460
I don't know.

564
00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:02,900
Everything's such a mess right now.

565
00:41:03,660 --> 00:41:06,700
Well, when life gets glitchy,

566
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:09,100
maybe you just need to press reset.

567
00:42:16,740 --> 00:42:18,500
I just… I don't understand why.

568
00:42:18,660 --> 00:42:20,740
You're never gonna champion
my invincibility bubble, Greg.

569
00:42:20,820 --> 00:42:21,900
Is this about me not helping you move,

570
00:42:21,980 --> 00:42:24,100
'cause I can contribute
to the cost of a man with a van.

571
00:42:24,220 --> 00:42:25,700
I hope we can stay friends.

572
00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:29,060
Well, friendly acquaintances. Ciao.

573
00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:31,340
I just got nominated
for young journalist of the year.

574
00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:33,460
Do you really think
you're gonna do better than me?

575
00:42:33,620 --> 00:42:35,580
Don't think you're using
my Peloton bike anymore.

576
00:42:35,740 --> 00:42:38,660
Or my Netflix login.
And you can unfollow me on Strava!

577
00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:16,620
Humble pie?

578
00:43:18,060 --> 00:43:23,340
I wanted to say I'm sorry for screaming
at you the other day

579
00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:26,340
like a crazed banshee
in front of your colleagues.

580
00:43:30,420 --> 00:43:35,860
Well, I'm sorry for trying to be your
knight with a shiny credit card.

581
00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:38,300
Are you drunk?

582
00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:41,020
Hopefully.

583
00:43:43,380 --> 00:43:48,060
Your pastries are positively the most
perfect thing I've ever tasted.

584
00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:52,620
Thanks, so, sorry,
why are you drinking alone in your office?

585
00:43:52,740 --> 00:43:55,140
Lucy dumped me, which I expected.

586
00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:57,500
And she posted a song about it,

587
00:43:59,180 --> 00:44:00,180
which I didn't.

588
00:44:05,660 --> 00:44:09,700
A man who can't commit
is like a bird that cannot fly.

589
00:44:10,060 --> 00:44:14,220
A man who can't commit
is like a clown who cannot cry.

590
00:44:14,340 --> 00:44:18,340
They said I was chasing waterfalls,
trying to swim upstream.

591
00:44:18,540 --> 00:44:22,460
Waiting, waiting, waiting
for this nightmare to become a dream.

592
00:44:22,780 --> 00:44:24,500
At least she doesn't mention your name.

593
00:44:35,100 --> 00:44:36,100
Who does that?

594
00:44:36,620 --> 00:44:38,740
Apparently, break-up videos
are a thing now.

595
00:44:41,580 --> 00:44:42,580
How about you?

596
00:44:42,660 --> 00:44:45,460
Funny Greg still tickling your funny bone?

597
00:44:45,740 --> 00:44:48,620
No, I broke up with him.

598
00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:51,740
Wasn't gonna do a break-up video,
though.

599
00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:56,020
What happened?

600
00:44:58,940 --> 00:45:01,980
Well, I realized…

601
00:45:03,740 --> 00:45:06,940
I have to be with someone
who wants all of me,

602
00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:09,740
not just the parts that suit them.

603
00:45:11,860 --> 00:45:13,980
Someone who'll be there
for me when I need them

604
00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:19,060
and who makes me feel like there's no
one else in the world I'd rather be with.

605
00:45:22,060 --> 00:45:24,420
Guess I wanna find my soulmate.

606
00:45:25,420 --> 00:45:26,980
You do know how unlikely that is.

607
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:32,220
That you'll find that one person
who's destined for you.

608
00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:37,180
Not everything's about statistics.

609
00:45:38,420 --> 00:45:40,340
Some people have other commitments.

610
00:45:42,060 --> 00:45:43,740
You can't always be there.

611
00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:46,820
I think you can be,
for the right person.

612
00:45:54,020 --> 00:45:56,580
Anyway, your turn.

613
00:45:56,740 --> 00:45:57,900
Spill your guts, Hamilton.

614
00:46:02,740 --> 00:46:06,700
You know, I…
I've never ended a relationship.

615
00:46:08,540 --> 00:46:10,700
I just disengage.

616
00:46:13,180 --> 00:46:15,020
It's like drivin' a car.

617
00:46:16,300 --> 00:46:18,620
You just take both hands
off the steering wheel.

618
00:46:20,740 --> 00:46:21,980
It's just a matter of time.

619
00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:31,100
Hello?

620
00:46:31,780 --> 00:46:33,140
Yeah, one second.

621
00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:34,700
Shit!

622
00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:36,740
You alright?

623
00:46:39,140 --> 00:46:40,740
My Tinder date's outside.

624
00:46:45,340 --> 00:46:46,660
I can tell her to go.

625
00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:49,300
Oh, God, no, I mean…

626
00:46:49,820 --> 00:46:51,500
Don't… don't… don't do that.

627
00:46:51,860 --> 00:46:54,500
Whiskey and Tinder, though,
great combo.

628
00:46:54,580 --> 00:46:58,620
Really good for rebounding. Not…
not that you're rebounding necessarily.

629
00:46:58,700 --> 00:47:01,100
It's just, I mean that…

630
00:47:01,180 --> 00:47:03,580
That… that… that… she…
she could be your soulmate,

631
00:47:03,660 --> 00:47:06,220
standing outside for… for we… no?

632
00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:14,140
I'll be right down.

633
00:47:24,980 --> 00:47:29,180
So beneath that spiky exterior,
Minnie Cooper, like the car,

634
00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:34,660
is really just a diehard romantic

635
00:47:36,140 --> 00:47:37,740
searching for a soulmate.

636
00:47:39,020 --> 00:47:41,740
I really regret telling you that.

637
00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:45,020
Well, I'm glad you did.

638
00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:50,980
Do I smell like whiskey?

639
00:48:02,940 --> 00:48:05,660
Only like you bathed in it.

640
00:48:09,380 --> 00:48:10,620
Bollocks.

641
00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:31,500
"You will overcome difficult times."

642
00:48:57,340 --> 00:48:58,340
Hey.

643
00:48:59,620 --> 00:49:00,620
You wanted to talk?

644
00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:03,340
Yeah.

645
00:49:04,380 --> 00:49:07,060
I've been going through the accounts.

646
00:49:10,100 --> 00:49:11,420
When were you going to tell me?

647
00:49:12,460 --> 00:49:13,460
What?

648
00:49:13,740 --> 00:49:16,420
Just how much of your own money
you've put in to keep us afloat?

649
00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:20,100
It was just a loan to cover the shortfall.

650
00:49:20,340 --> 00:49:21,900
You might never get it back.

651
00:49:23,860 --> 00:49:27,060
Babe, you know, I would never have
agreed to you risking your life savings.

652
00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:30,740
I believe in doing what it takes.
Unlike you, hardly compromising.

653
00:49:30,820 --> 00:49:32,860
Okay, well, I've done the maths.

654
00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:36,180
If we give our notice now, we can get out
of our lease for the rest of the year.

655
00:49:36,300 --> 00:49:38,900
We sell the equipment, we sell the van,
I can give you back everything you put in.

656
00:49:38,980 --> 00:49:40,820
- No!
- Leila!

657
00:49:42,140 --> 00:49:44,540
Look at you, you're exhausted.

658
00:49:44,620 --> 00:49:46,620
Let's just pull the plug while we can.

659
00:49:46,700 --> 00:49:48,140
You wanna to throw away
everything we've built?

660
00:49:48,220 --> 00:49:51,660
- It's not like we haven't tried.
- Trust me, we can turn this around.

661
00:49:54,100 --> 00:49:55,740
Some things just aren't meant to be.

662
00:49:55,940 --> 00:49:58,740
Oh, yeah, Minnie Cooper
School of Business,

663
00:49:58,860 --> 00:50:00,980
where you find your answer
in a fucking fortune cookie.

664
00:50:01,180 --> 00:50:03,740
- Okay.
- If you do this, I'll never forgive you.

665
00:50:04,540 --> 00:50:07,500
And don't think I'm gonna be here
to help build your next dream.

666
00:50:07,780 --> 00:50:09,460
Or to listen to you complain

667
00:50:09,580 --> 00:50:12,340
about not having made anything of your
sad little life.

668
00:50:12,420 --> 00:50:14,540
Hey, I like my sad little life!

669
00:50:15,340 --> 00:50:17,460
And you did spend too much
on the ovens!

670
00:50:25,340 --> 00:50:27,100
I don't think she took that very well.

671
00:50:29,620 --> 00:50:30,900
Fuck!

672
00:50:31,620 --> 00:50:38,580
Talk to Leila

673
00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:02,620
Just call her.

674
00:51:02,980 --> 00:51:04,340
We ain't the bleeding Kardashians.

675
00:51:04,420 --> 00:51:07,900
No one's invested in this decades-long
grudge match except you women.

676
00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:40,140
Connie Cooper.

677
00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:44,300
You look just the same as I remember you.

678
00:51:44,380 --> 00:51:47,300
You look less sweaty, less pregnant.

679
00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:52,660
Won't you come in?

680
00:52:10,980 --> 00:52:13,540
So which part of this
did my prize money buy?

681
00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:18,460
Shall we have tea?

682
00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:22,500
I'll make us a pot
of Earl Grey with lemon.

683
00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:25,020
I find it takes the bitterness out.

684
00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:55,660
You didn't have any more then?
After your boy?

685
00:52:56,580 --> 00:53:02,420
No, I… I was pregnant twice.

686
00:53:04,420 --> 00:53:08,660
But… my husband said I shouldn't be
so upset about it.

687
00:53:08,820 --> 00:53:11,420
That they weren't real babies yet.

688
00:53:11,740 --> 00:53:14,060
No one has the right
to tell you how upset to be.

689
00:53:19,460 --> 00:53:23,300
With the second,
I fell in the bathroom.

690
00:53:23,940 --> 00:53:25,860
I went into labor at six months.

691
00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:29,500
I was here, alone.

692
00:53:30,940 --> 00:53:32,220
Lost a lot of blood.

693
00:53:34,180 --> 00:53:38,180
You know whose voice it was I heard
when I was half delusional?

694
00:53:40,380 --> 00:53:44,180
Yours, telling me to breathe like a hippo.

695
00:53:49,020 --> 00:53:51,460
I did try and find you.

696
00:53:52,580 --> 00:53:54,060
I only gave him that name
because I wanted…

697
00:53:54,180 --> 00:53:55,500
You don't need to explain.

698
00:53:56,140 --> 00:53:59,420
I shouldn't have been so upset about it.
Everyone told me not to.

699
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:01,740
It was the final straw
in a run at bad luck.

700
00:54:22,420 --> 00:54:23,660
You got enough cans?

701
00:54:24,900 --> 00:54:26,740
Corner shop had a sale on cans.

702
00:54:27,740 --> 00:54:30,540
One man's best before date's
another man's dinner.

703
00:54:31,660 --> 00:54:35,340
Everything's goin' up, I don't know how
we're supposed to make things stretch.

704
00:54:37,420 --> 00:54:41,820
Leila will come round, love.

705
00:54:41,900 --> 00:54:43,540
Don't know if she will, though.

706
00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:45,500
Never thought like this before.

707
00:54:48,420 --> 00:54:50,860
These things have a way
of workin' themselves out.

708
00:54:51,860 --> 00:54:56,100
I didn't speak to your father for three
weeks after one of his failed ventures.

709
00:54:56,180 --> 00:54:58,540
But you get past it. You have to.

710
00:55:01,180 --> 00:55:04,420
You need to
look after yourself, Minnie.

711
00:55:06,060 --> 00:55:09,740
What did you do for fun
before you worked every other day?

712
00:55:47,220 --> 00:55:48,300
Is that Minnie?

713
00:56:13,660 --> 00:56:15,220
- Hello, stranger.
- Hello.

714
00:56:15,340 --> 00:56:17,220
I brought you a little food
from the outside world.

715
00:56:17,460 --> 00:56:20,100
Oh my God.
Come on in.

716
00:56:27,380 --> 00:56:29,660
I MISS YOU

717
00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:48,860
Excuse me, that's my towel.

718
00:56:50,380 --> 00:56:53,460
It's you. What are you doing here?

719
00:56:54,220 --> 00:56:55,420
I mean, I was swimming.

720
00:56:56,340 --> 00:56:57,580
Now I'm getting told off by you again.

721
00:56:58,140 --> 00:56:59,980
Well, that's my towel.

722
00:57:02,460 --> 00:57:03,660
You mean this towel?

723
00:57:06,900 --> 00:57:09,500
Not a chance, got mine all wet.

724
00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:13,060
I'll take your nice, dry one. Thanks.

725
00:57:16,460 --> 00:57:19,900
So is this just like a standard
Sunday morning activity for you?

726
00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:21,900
Stealing towels
from hapless swimmers?

727
00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:22,980
Every Sunday.

728
00:57:25,300 --> 00:57:27,180
So do you think you could take a break
from your stealing spree

729
00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:29,900
and maybe grab some breakfast with me?

730
00:57:32,140 --> 00:57:33,420
I could do breakfast.

731
00:57:34,380 --> 00:57:36,740
At least until
your next Tinder date turns up.

732
00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:43,620
Hello.

733
00:57:47,740 --> 00:57:50,660
So, how's business going?

734
00:57:53,460 --> 00:57:54,500
We had to close.

735
00:57:55,860 --> 00:57:56,860
Sorry.

736
00:57:57,380 --> 00:57:59,620
Let's not talk about work.

737
00:58:00,540 --> 00:58:03,580
You'll probably start tryin' to charge me
an hourly rate for your insights.

738
00:58:05,300 --> 00:58:06,300
Fine.

739
00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:09,340
I don't want to unleash
angry Minnie again.

740
00:58:10,540 --> 00:58:12,340
I mean not now that we're friends.

741
00:58:12,700 --> 00:58:14,100
We're friends, are we?

742
00:58:56,820 --> 00:59:02,540
Are we swimming Sunday?

743
00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:07,980
I can't believe you love
Star Wars.

744
00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:09,460
What, because I'm a girl?

745
00:59:09,580 --> 00:59:13,060
No, because you can't love it
if you lose Han Solo over Luke.

746
00:59:13,220 --> 00:59:16,340
It's Luke's story!
It starts with him and it ends with him.

747
00:59:17,900 --> 00:59:21,660
Well, Luke's the heart,
but Han Solo's the soul.

748
00:59:21,740 --> 00:59:24,300
I mean without Han Solo,
you don't get Chewbacca.

749
00:59:24,380 --> 00:59:26,820
You don't get the love story with Leia.
You don't get…

750
00:59:27,140 --> 00:59:28,500
Cheers.

751
00:59:35,860 --> 00:59:38,220
What? Get back here!
Get back here, you!

752
00:59:38,420 --> 00:59:41,940
- No way!
- So you just meet up to swim?

753
00:59:42,020 --> 00:59:44,940
No snogging?
No underwater groping?

754
00:59:45,220 --> 00:59:51,580
No, we just swim, and talk,
and have coffee on the heath.

755
00:59:52,580 --> 00:59:53,700
So have you shagged her yet?

756
00:59:55,540 --> 00:59:58,140
No, we're just friends.

757
00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:00,900
- You don't have friends who are girls.
- I have.

758
01:00:01,100 --> 01:00:03,380
- I've had friends who are girls.
- Name one.

759
01:00:03,740 --> 01:00:06,300
Sophie Ridgway, 6'4".
I was friends with her.

760
01:00:06,380 --> 01:00:07,980
Yeah, before you shagged her.

761
01:00:11,620 --> 01:00:12,700
I know that face.

762
01:00:13,300 --> 01:00:14,980
I invented that face.

763
01:00:15,460 --> 01:00:16,860
Trust me, I'm not his type.

764
01:00:17,100 --> 01:00:18,460
And you know, even if I was,

765
01:00:18,580 --> 01:00:21,460
I have zero interest
in jumping into anything right now.

766
01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:23,500
Why do men have to catch up
playing sport?

767
01:00:23,740 --> 01:00:26,660
I feel like women get to
catch up over a relaxing coffee.

768
01:00:27,020 --> 01:00:30,340
- Possibly pastries.
- Jonesy, you suggested tennis.

769
01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:34,460
So what's wrong with this Minnie chick?

770
01:00:34,620 --> 01:00:35,860
Nothing.

771
01:00:35,940 --> 01:00:39,220
I mean it's great. She's smart.
She's funny.

772
01:00:40,460 --> 01:00:41,500
I really like her.

773
01:00:42,140 --> 01:00:43,860
Being single is like my boat

774
01:00:44,460 --> 01:00:47,740
on this still lake
with no one else's shit to unsettle me.

775
01:00:47,860 --> 01:00:50,980
And I can talk to her about stuff.
Real stuff.

776
01:00:51,060 --> 01:00:54,460
Like we chat for hours,
but it feels like no time at all.

777
01:00:54,740 --> 01:00:56,980
Sonia talks to me for five minutes,
it feels like hours.

778
01:00:57,060 --> 01:00:59,580
You can bob around
on boring lakes when you're 50.

779
01:00:59,660 --> 01:01:02,180
Right now you need to get
that tight little boat of yours

780
01:01:02,340 --> 01:01:05,780
back on the high seas.
Ride some sexy waves.

781
01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:08,460
Look, if I cross the line, I'll ruin it.

782
01:01:08,620 --> 01:01:10,100
I always ruin it.

783
01:01:10,420 --> 01:01:11,780
That's true.

784
01:01:12,020 --> 01:01:14,100
Sonia thinks you should do therapy.

785
01:01:14,180 --> 01:01:16,340
She also thinks we should have
a threesomes. Did I mention that?

786
01:01:17,180 --> 01:01:20,700
- I'm happy with things the way they are.
- You're just saying that.

787
01:01:20,740 --> 01:01:23,420
You like him, he's friend-zoned you.

788
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:26,740
Red flag, red flag, big fucking red flag.

789
01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:28,700
I know you're secretly hoping for more.

790
01:01:28,780 --> 01:01:30,420
She'll be secretly hoping for more.

791
01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:32,020
Women are always
secretly hoping for more.

792
01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:33,980
I'm not hoping for more.

793
01:01:34,380 --> 01:01:37,580
Why can't I be friends with a funny…

794
01:01:38,860 --> 01:01:40,060
Sweet…

795
01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:43,340
Thoughtful, intelligent, handsome guy?

796
01:01:44,340 --> 01:01:45,460
Without…

797
01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:49,580
Fuck.

798
01:01:53,420 --> 01:01:55,740
Without everyone assuming
I'm hoping for more.

799
01:01:57,700 --> 01:01:59,660
So should I tell Sonia
it's a no to the threesome?

800
01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,660
Sex ruins relationships.

801
01:02:01,740 --> 01:02:02,740
Come on.

802
01:02:03,820 --> 01:02:06,100
- Look at the state of you.
- Otherwise pretty even match.

803
01:02:06,380 --> 01:02:07,380
Have you spoken to Leila?

804
01:02:07,540 --> 01:02:10,900
I tried, but I don't think she can
forgive me for pulling the plug.

805
01:02:11,660 --> 01:02:13,500
I can't compute you guys
not being friends.

806
01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:16,700
Well, just as well I have
my new swimming friend.

807
01:02:18,940 --> 01:02:21,460
If you're not repulsed by the idea
of licking his ball sack,

808
01:02:21,540 --> 01:02:22,700
then he's not your friend.

809
01:02:24,460 --> 01:02:25,460
Morning.

810
01:02:27,340 --> 01:02:29,140
- Would you fancy a lick?
- Sorry, what?

811
01:02:31,100 --> 01:02:33,980
No, I'm good.
Thanks.

812
01:02:34,900 --> 01:02:37,020
What were we talking about?

813
01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:38,580
- My mum.
- Right.

814
01:02:38,780 --> 01:02:42,860
Has she always had such
difficult time?

815
01:02:42,940 --> 01:02:46,420
Well, she's always suffered
with anxiety. Dad left.

816
01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:48,300
Got ten times worse.

817
01:02:48,380 --> 01:02:50,340
She struggled leavin' the house.

818
01:02:50,420 --> 01:02:51,740
Petrified of intruders.

819
01:02:52,420 --> 01:02:54,420
Tried therapists, doctors, carers.

820
01:02:55,580 --> 01:02:56,580
She only wants me.

821
01:02:59,220 --> 01:03:01,820
Nah, you know, I shouldn't complain.

822
01:03:02,420 --> 01:03:04,300
People have much bigger problems.

823
01:03:07,940 --> 01:03:10,020
You know, once I said, "Enough",

824
01:03:11,820 --> 01:03:12,940
"I'm not coming."

825
01:03:15,300 --> 01:03:18,180
I found her at the bottom of the staircase
with a fractured ankle.

826
01:03:20,700 --> 01:03:23,060
All because I left her at home, alone.

827
01:03:25,060 --> 01:03:27,140
What kind of monster does that make me?

828
01:03:35,420 --> 01:03:36,740
I… I'm… I'm sorry.

829
01:03:37,460 --> 01:03:39,340
You really don't need to hear all this.

830
01:03:39,620 --> 01:03:41,860
Don't be daft. I want to.

831
01:03:46,540 --> 01:03:50,420
Look, I'm sorry I was such a dick to you
when we first met,

832
01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:53,540
assuming your life must be…

833
01:03:55,980 --> 01:03:57,020
easy.

834
01:04:02,980 --> 01:04:05,300
You know, there is…

835
01:04:05,500 --> 01:04:09,020
If you have time, there's something
you could help me with.

836
01:04:11,100 --> 01:04:12,100
Yeah.

837
01:04:13,420 --> 01:04:14,420
You sure?

838
01:04:15,820 --> 01:04:16,820
Sure.

839
01:04:19,380 --> 01:04:23,380
So, let me get this straight.
You want to adopt an Alpaca?

840
01:04:23,780 --> 01:04:24,780
Yep.

841
01:04:24,860 --> 01:04:26,820
Mum finds it so hard to get out.

842
01:04:27,220 --> 01:04:30,700
So every year for her birthday,
I go somewhere she might enjoy.

843
01:04:30,820 --> 01:04:31,820
Take her through the video.

844
01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:36,900
She can't get out and about in London.

845
01:04:37,140 --> 01:04:39,460
At least I can bring
a little bit of London to her.

846
01:04:40,060 --> 01:04:41,660
That's a really sweet idea.

847
01:04:44,460 --> 01:04:45,780
So…

848
01:04:47,460 --> 01:04:48,580
Do you mind takin' a video?

849
01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:51,220
Yeah, I'd love to.

850
01:04:58,940 --> 01:04:59,940
Happy birthday, Mum.

851
01:05:00,540 --> 01:05:05,940
So, this year,
I'm adopting you an Alpaca.

852
01:05:06,660 --> 01:05:09,580
I really like this guy.
His name's Cookie.

853
01:05:09,660 --> 01:05:12,300
And I think he kind
of looks like great-uncle Harry.

854
01:05:12,540 --> 01:05:14,180
What do you think?
I think it's the hair.

855
01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:18,300
Minnie likes that one over there,
but he smells a little musty.

856
01:05:19,940 --> 01:05:20,940
Sorry.

857
01:05:21,020 --> 01:05:23,460
Can you remember when you took me
to London Zoo that time?

858
01:05:23,740 --> 01:05:25,940
I think I was about six or seven.

859
01:05:26,020 --> 01:05:29,740
And we… we saw that penguin fall over

860
01:05:29,900 --> 01:05:31,380
and took his friend down
at the same time.

861
01:05:31,580 --> 01:05:36,020
You laughed so hard and then felt
so bad about the laughing.

862
01:05:38,180 --> 01:05:39,540
I remember that day so clearly.

863
01:05:45,780 --> 01:05:48,860
Well, I love you, Mum.
And happy birthday.

864
01:05:52,940 --> 01:05:54,380
It was great.

865
01:05:59,620 --> 01:06:00,780
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

866
01:06:01,020 --> 01:06:02,140
Thank you.

867
01:06:02,660 --> 01:06:03,660
See you later.

868
01:06:05,980 --> 01:06:08,860
So what happens now? Your mum
and Cookie become pen pals?

869
01:06:08,980 --> 01:06:11,980
- Alpaca pals.
- Palpacas.

870
01:06:14,620 --> 01:06:15,620
Here you go.

871
01:06:24,060 --> 01:06:25,060
I had fun today.

872
01:06:27,500 --> 01:06:28,500
Yeah.

873
01:06:29,700 --> 01:06:30,700
Me, too.

874
01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:42,820
I… Actually I have to head off.

875
01:06:43,580 --> 01:06:46,340
- Yeah.
- I'll see you sometime soon.

876
01:06:48,780 --> 01:06:49,780
Bye.

877
01:06:53,140 --> 01:06:55,220
You stupid idiot!

878
01:07:02,540 --> 01:07:04,500
Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.

879
01:07:06,100 --> 01:07:07,300
You picked up.

880
01:07:08,580 --> 01:07:12,740
God, I'm so embarrassed!
I've been so stupid.

881
01:07:31,780 --> 01:07:34,100
Maybe I just imagined
this connection between us.

882
01:07:34,220 --> 01:07:35,660
I doubt you imagined it.

883
01:07:36,220 --> 01:07:38,540
So much easier when I didn't like him.

884
01:07:38,860 --> 01:07:43,300
When he was just this annoying,
arrogant, name-stealing Quinn.

885
01:07:46,940 --> 01:07:48,380
I missed you.

886
01:07:50,580 --> 01:07:52,620
I'm sorry,
I didn't handle things well at all.

887
01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:54,780
No, I'm sorry that I've been distant.

888
01:07:55,020 --> 01:07:56,820
I have been meaning to call.

889
01:07:58,380 --> 01:08:01,700
It's taken me a while, but I can see now
how stressed and depressed I was.

890
01:08:02,740 --> 01:08:04,900
You were right, Minnie,
one of us needed to call it.

891
01:08:05,580 --> 01:08:06,580
Come here.

892
01:08:07,980 --> 01:08:11,140
I just hate failin'.
I spent so much money on that kitchen.

893
01:08:11,460 --> 01:08:12,860
We didn't fail.

894
01:08:13,020 --> 01:08:15,620
We baked a shedload of pies,
we made a lot of people happy.

895
01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:17,980
I'd say that was a great kitchen.

896
01:08:21,100 --> 01:08:22,380
Player one returns.

897
01:08:22,820 --> 01:08:24,820
I think we're gonna need more ice cream.

898
01:08:28,340 --> 01:08:30,460
- Hey.
- Have you proposed yet?

899
01:08:30,580 --> 01:08:32,100
No, I was waiting for you guys
to patch things up.

900
01:08:32,460 --> 01:08:33,580
Listen, I need your help.

901
01:08:33,700 --> 01:08:35,380
I have no idea
how she'd want me to do this.

902
01:08:36,740 --> 01:08:39,900
I know exactly
how she'd want you to do it.

903
01:09:48,580 --> 01:09:50,460
Leila, I love you.

904
01:09:50,540 --> 01:09:54,700
And if this is the completely insane idea
of a proposal that you want,

905
01:09:54,740 --> 01:09:56,700
then, well, this is
what you shall have, so…

906
01:09:58,420 --> 01:10:01,100
Leila Jones, would
you do me the immense,

907
01:10:01,180 --> 01:10:03,700
immense honor of becoming my wife?

908
01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:07,820
What the bloody fucknuts is all this?

909
01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:11,540
This is how you wanted
to be proposed to.

910
01:10:11,620 --> 01:10:14,220
You know, you told me about it
when you were 16. Remember?

911
01:10:14,740 --> 01:10:16,820
It was a seminal conversation.

912
01:10:17,180 --> 01:10:20,820
When I'm proposed to, I want it to be
this huge, epic production.

913
01:10:20,900 --> 01:10:23,380
He'll dress as a knight and ride
through the park on a unicorn,

914
01:10:23,580 --> 01:10:25,300
surrounded by singing animals,
and merpeople,

915
01:10:25,380 --> 01:10:26,900
and all these magical creatures.

916
01:10:26,980 --> 01:10:28,980
A real life fairy tale!

917
01:10:29,060 --> 01:10:30,660
There'll be a picnic
with all my favorite food

918
01:10:30,740 --> 01:10:33,060
and I'll wear
a massive Cinderella dress.

919
01:10:33,140 --> 01:10:35,780
The whole Disney fantasy.

920
01:10:36,580 --> 01:10:37,820
I don't remember that.

921
01:10:38,900 --> 01:10:39,900
What?

922
01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:42,820
It… it was a seminal conversation.

923
01:10:43,100 --> 01:10:44,100
She doesn't remember.

924
01:10:44,180 --> 01:10:46,620
Do you know how long it took
for me to make this costume?

925
01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:48,940
You said you wanted
the Disney characters.

926
01:10:49,220 --> 01:10:52,180
The dress.
You specifically mentioned a unicorn.

927
01:10:54,940 --> 01:10:58,340
You did all of this over some random
conversation Minnie remembers?

928
01:10:58,900 --> 01:11:01,980
Yeah, but look…
Are you gonna marry me or not?

929
01:11:02,060 --> 01:11:04,180
Of course I am, you lunatic!

930
01:11:08,620 --> 01:11:10,220
It was a seminal conversation.

931
01:11:13,460 --> 01:11:16,900
It's funny when you think
about love, romance,

932
01:11:17,140 --> 01:11:20,180
marriage, all the effort of it,

933
01:11:20,380 --> 01:11:23,220
when we're all really just blobs
of meat on bone,

934
01:11:23,460 --> 01:11:26,660
stuck on a rock, hurtling round the sun,

935
01:11:27,020 --> 01:11:30,700
towards our inevitable annihilation
and ultimate insignificance.

936
01:11:36,020 --> 01:11:37,020
Mum?

937
01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:39,340
What's wrong?

938
01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:46,140
Tara begged me not to call an ambulance
and I couldn't get through to Quinn.

939
01:11:46,300 --> 01:11:47,300
What are you wearing?

940
01:11:47,380 --> 01:11:49,340
She's calmer now,
but she was hysterical when I called.

941
01:11:49,460 --> 01:11:51,380
Can you tell him
that she took some of these?

942
01:11:52,300 --> 01:11:54,100
Fine.
Well, I didn't know you two were talking.

943
01:11:54,220 --> 01:11:55,220
Just because you're living with us,

944
01:11:55,380 --> 01:11:57,780
doesn't mean I need to tell you
all my comings and goings, madam.

945
01:11:58,740 --> 01:12:01,620
You see a house like this,
you think people got it all.

946
01:12:01,780 --> 01:12:04,980
Sometimes it's the icing coverin'
over all the cracks in the cake.

947
01:12:05,220 --> 01:12:07,500
- Where are you going?
- I'm on shift in half hour!

948
01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:08,740
Don't…

949
01:12:09,980 --> 01:12:11,140
- Hi.
- Quinn.

950
01:12:11,540 --> 01:12:13,020
- Connie.
- Hello, Tara.

951
01:12:13,740 --> 01:12:15,460
It's Minnie, I'm Quinn's friend.

952
01:12:15,660 --> 01:12:16,660
Quinn.

953
01:12:17,660 --> 01:12:18,660
Mum.

954
01:12:20,340 --> 01:12:22,780
You okay, Mum?
It's me.

955
01:12:23,140 --> 01:12:25,100
Mum said she took some of these.

956
01:12:25,540 --> 01:12:27,700
I don't know. I…

957
01:12:27,740 --> 01:12:29,900
She just needs to lay down
in a dark room for a few hours.

958
01:12:29,980 --> 01:12:33,020
- I'm sorry.
- It's alright. It's alright, Mum.

959
01:12:34,220 --> 01:12:35,220
It's alright.

960
01:12:35,860 --> 01:12:38,300
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay, Mum. Don't say sorry.

961
01:12:41,740 --> 01:12:44,380
Please, don't go.

962
01:12:46,220 --> 01:12:47,220
Come on, Mum.

963
01:12:48,420 --> 01:12:50,700
You got yourself all worked up again,
haven't you?

964
01:13:25,060 --> 01:13:26,060
Thank you.

965
01:13:28,540 --> 01:13:29,780
I like your mum.

966
01:13:34,140 --> 01:13:36,060
Is that a Mermaid outfit?

967
01:13:38,060 --> 01:13:40,620
Yeah. Look, I better go.

968
01:13:41,820 --> 01:13:44,740
I don't think they let mythical creatures
on the bus after dark.

969
01:13:48,940 --> 01:13:49,940
Whose go is it?

970
01:13:52,980 --> 01:13:53,980
White.

971
01:14:02,660 --> 01:14:03,660
Check.

972
01:14:15,540 --> 01:14:16,540
Wanna finish the game?

973
01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:24,700
Alright, but if you lose, you have
to help me move house tomorrow.

974
01:14:25,900 --> 01:14:27,420
I would, but…

975
01:14:29,940 --> 01:14:30,980
I never lose.

976
01:14:49,220 --> 01:14:51,820
Who's this little one?

977
01:14:52,380 --> 01:14:53,500
That's Lucky.

978
01:14:53,900 --> 01:14:56,700
I did have two, but well, unlucky died.

979
01:14:57,540 --> 01:14:59,420
I'm worried she's a bit lonely.

980
01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:01,100
Become a bit needy lately.

981
01:15:01,700 --> 01:15:03,420
Started readin' a lot of poetry.

982
01:15:10,540 --> 01:15:11,900
Thanks for today.

983
01:15:13,540 --> 01:15:14,540
What are friends for?

984
01:15:21,940 --> 01:15:25,540
Listen, I don't suppose
you fancy a drink, do you?

985
01:15:25,660 --> 01:15:27,460
It's a housewarming gift from Leila.

986
01:15:28,140 --> 01:15:29,500
I'm driving, but…

987
01:15:30,460 --> 01:15:32,140
I'm sure one glass wouldn't hurt.

988
01:15:33,460 --> 01:15:34,740
One glass comin' up.

989
01:15:40,420 --> 01:15:41,620
I'm sorry…

990
01:15:43,220 --> 01:15:44,740
about what happened at the farm.

991
01:15:46,100 --> 01:15:51,740
I got scared because usually
I disappoint people, hurt them,

992
01:15:53,340 --> 01:15:54,500
lose them from my life.

993
01:15:58,140 --> 01:16:00,580
What makes you think it would be
the same with me?

994
01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:04,940
Because it's always the same with me.

995
01:16:11,420 --> 01:16:16,740
You do know this whole tortured loner
routine is a bit out of fashion.

996
01:16:19,300 --> 01:16:23,620
Yeah, the whole "poor me, I had
a tough time. I don't know how to love."

997
01:16:23,900 --> 01:16:26,140
See, no one actually writes men
like that anymore.

998
01:16:27,740 --> 01:16:30,460
Well, I'm sorry for being such
an outdated character trope.

999
01:16:34,740 --> 01:16:37,580
What about the trope
of the kooky heroine who,

1000
01:16:39,380 --> 01:16:41,860
for some reason,
can't see how incredible she is?

1001
01:16:44,420 --> 01:16:45,420
How beautiful,

1002
01:16:47,700 --> 01:16:48,700
how kind,

1003
01:16:52,740 --> 01:16:53,740
funny.

1004
01:17:01,740 --> 01:17:03,020
Is this a bad idea?

1005
01:17:04,820 --> 01:17:07,740
Not unless it's another palpaca moment.

1006
01:17:19,620 --> 01:17:20,860
Yes.

1007
01:17:23,060 --> 01:17:24,300
Oh, yes.

1008
01:17:31,940 --> 01:17:33,700
Minnie.

1009
01:17:34,540 --> 01:17:35,700
You in there?

1010
01:17:37,340 --> 01:17:39,980
We've come to see your new place,
brought you some essentials.

1011
01:17:40,300 --> 01:17:42,220
Your mum's made you a quiche.

1012
01:17:42,540 --> 01:17:46,420
Minnie, why are you on the floor? That
carpet won't have been deep cleaned!

1013
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:49,500
Keith, I think she's collapsed,
had a seizure. Knock the door in.

1014
01:17:49,580 --> 01:17:52,180
No, no, I'm fine.

1015
01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:55,500
Just stretching
from bringing up all the boxes!

1016
01:17:59,860 --> 01:18:01,380
We brought loo roll.

1017
01:18:01,620 --> 01:18:05,460
There's nothing worse than being caught
short in an unfamiliar environment.

1018
01:18:17,420 --> 01:18:20,340
Your father thought we should
check out your new neighborhood.

1019
01:18:20,740 --> 01:18:22,460
Not as nice as your last one, is it?

1020
01:18:24,540 --> 01:18:26,780
Well, that bolt, it's not good.

1021
01:18:26,980 --> 01:18:30,380
You really need like a double
on that, a good chain, you know?

1022
01:18:30,460 --> 01:18:32,740
There's a lot of good stuff.
I could help you out with that.

1023
01:18:33,620 --> 01:18:34,620
Yeah.

1024
01:18:37,340 --> 01:18:38,340
Keith.

1025
01:18:39,500 --> 01:18:42,140
Keith. Keith.

1026
01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:46,740
I brought you a little housewarmin' gift,
Minnie Moo.

1027
01:18:57,820 --> 01:18:59,620
Now you'll feel right at home.

1028
01:19:00,780 --> 01:19:02,620
- Thanks.
- It's heavy.

1029
01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:19,220
- Just leave it.
- Yeah.

1030
01:19:28,580 --> 01:19:30,740
Your mother's doing better,
isn't she, Quinn?

1031
01:19:30,860 --> 01:19:33,460
I'm tryin' to encourage her
out into the garden.

1032
01:19:33,740 --> 01:19:35,740
You're a great influence on her, Connie.

1033
01:19:36,580 --> 01:19:37,580
She listens to you.

1034
01:19:45,300 --> 01:19:47,220
I have to go. I'm afraid.

1035
01:19:48,100 --> 01:19:52,620
- It's been lovely to see the both of you.
- But you haven't finished your tea yet.

1036
01:19:53,060 --> 01:19:55,220
I don't think the tea's
worth staying for, love.

1037
01:20:08,220 --> 01:20:09,700
Look, I can get them to leave.

1038
01:20:10,340 --> 01:20:11,900
Look, I really need to go.

1039
01:20:13,900 --> 01:20:15,380
I'll call you later, yeah?

1040
01:21:18,980 --> 01:21:20,420
- You alright?
- Alright, Jonesy?

1041
01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:21,860
Glad your mum let you out then.

1042
01:21:30,180 --> 01:21:31,700
Don't mind me.

1043
01:21:31,780 --> 01:21:33,980
Just hiding from Lemming o'clock
on the dance floor.

1044
01:21:35,420 --> 01:21:36,460
Lemming o'clock?

1045
01:21:36,540 --> 01:21:38,900
Lemmings all copy each other,
don't they?

1046
01:21:38,980 --> 01:21:41,380
Everyone kisses the person
standing next to them at midnight

1047
01:21:41,460 --> 01:21:43,700
just because
that's what everyone else is doing.

1048
01:21:46,340 --> 01:21:49,940
Apparently, there are 30
different species of lemmings.

1049
01:21:50,020 --> 01:21:52,340
I saw them
on this nature documentary once.

1050
01:21:53,020 --> 01:21:56,180
Good knowledge.
I love a lemming fact.

1051
01:22:02,620 --> 01:22:04,700
Maybe the lemmings
were onto something.

1052
01:22:07,180 --> 01:22:09,340
Alright, then, everybody.
Here we go!

1053
01:22:09,580 --> 01:22:12,900
Though kissing someone isn't something
you should do just because it's midnight.

1054
01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:14,740
Or the beginning of the New Year.

1055
01:22:15,060 --> 01:22:16,860
Or because you're dressed as a pirate.

1056
01:22:17,900 --> 01:22:22,180
Five, four, three, two, one.

1057
01:22:38,660 --> 01:22:41,740
I've… I've got to get this.
I'll be just a minute.

1058
01:22:42,060 --> 01:22:44,580
Please, don't go anywhere, lemming girl.

1059
01:22:49,460 --> 01:22:51,460
- Mum!
- Quinn, you have to come home.

1060
01:22:51,540 --> 01:22:53,220
There's someone
breaking into the house.

1061
01:22:53,340 --> 01:22:56,180
Mum, there's no one breakin' in.
Okay? There's not.

1062
01:22:57,180 --> 01:22:59,460
Can't I just have one night?

1063
01:22:59,740 --> 01:23:01,900
I've met a girl.
I think I really like her.

1064
01:23:01,980 --> 01:23:04,660
Oh, be careful
who you give your heart to, Quinn.

1065
01:23:04,740 --> 01:23:06,340
I don't want to see you get hurt.

1066
01:23:08,300 --> 01:23:09,620
Taxi for Hamilton.

1067
01:23:38,820 --> 01:23:39,820
Ready?

1068
01:23:43,380 --> 01:23:44,420
Come on.

1069
01:23:53,060 --> 01:23:56,180
Come on. It's lovely out here.

1070
01:24:03,100 --> 01:24:04,740
Now, come on. You can do this.

1071
01:24:12,020 --> 01:24:13,060
That's it.

1072
01:24:26,860 --> 01:24:28,340
That's it. Just breathe.

1073
01:24:30,180 --> 01:24:31,180
Well done.

1074
01:24:35,020 --> 01:24:38,340
Come on. These little fellas need us
to plant them. Come on.

1075
01:24:40,420 --> 01:24:42,500
That's it. I've got you.
I've got you, fine.

1076
01:24:42,740 --> 01:24:45,180
Yeah, well done! You've gotten out!

1077
01:24:45,820 --> 01:24:46,860
Oh, Connie.

1078
01:24:48,460 --> 01:24:50,500
Isn't it lovely?
Look at your garden.

1079
01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:52,660
Isn't it pretty?

1080
01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:57,740
So, love twin's
fully ghosted you then, Minnie?

1081
01:24:57,820 --> 01:24:59,620
Yeah, looks that way.

1082
01:25:00,020 --> 01:25:02,020
Maybe he really is busy with work.

1083
01:25:02,300 --> 01:25:03,900
Or maybe he's gay.

1084
01:25:04,180 --> 01:25:07,540
Or maybe he's working undercover
for the Russians.

1085
01:25:07,620 --> 01:25:09,060
Happens way more than you think.

1086
01:25:09,420 --> 01:25:11,780
Or like he's probably
just a bit of a shit.

1087
01:25:11,860 --> 01:25:14,020
Ghosting is so triggering for me.

1088
01:25:14,460 --> 01:25:16,980
Now I try to ghost people
before they ghost me.

1089
01:25:17,340 --> 01:25:20,380
Let's get cake.
Everything looks better with cake.

1090
01:25:33,620 --> 01:25:34,900
I tried to get Minnie into gardening,

1091
01:25:34,980 --> 01:25:37,060
but with her luck,
we soon got root rot and blight.

1092
01:25:40,140 --> 01:25:45,380
Connie, do you think sometimes you
nurture this idea of Minnie's bad luck

1093
01:25:45,900 --> 01:25:47,380
more than you nurture Minnie?

1094
01:25:49,220 --> 01:25:50,660
Just an observation.

1095
01:25:55,060 --> 01:25:56,300
Old habits, I guess.

1096
01:25:58,740 --> 01:25:59,900
To new habits.

1097
01:26:02,020 --> 01:26:03,980
Neither of us is winning
Mother of the Year.

1098
01:26:05,900 --> 01:26:07,620
Do you think sometimes these sticks

1099
01:26:07,980 --> 01:26:10,980
spend so much time
supporting the tomatoes,

1100
01:26:11,060 --> 01:26:13,660
they miss out on their chance
to be sticks?

1101
01:26:29,900 --> 01:26:31,740
That was so…

1102
01:26:44,580 --> 01:26:47,780
When did you last get
a decent night's sleep?

1103
01:26:48,060 --> 01:26:49,100
I'm fine, Mum.

1104
01:26:50,500 --> 01:26:52,100
I'll be fine.

1105
01:26:52,940 --> 01:26:54,340
Just call her.

1106
01:26:55,140 --> 01:26:56,460
It's not that simple.

1107
01:26:57,740 --> 01:26:59,540
I can't be what she wants me to be.

1108
01:26:59,940 --> 01:27:01,420
I think you can.

1109
01:27:01,500 --> 01:27:04,500
Now, let me look after you for once.

1110
01:27:08,540 --> 01:27:12,340
I'm sorry that I always ask
so much of you.

1111
01:27:14,380 --> 01:27:15,820
That I often got it wrong.

1112
01:27:19,420 --> 01:27:21,100
It's alright. It's okay, Mum.

1113
01:27:23,060 --> 01:27:24,180
It's okay.

1114
01:27:26,340 --> 01:27:27,660
Alright.

1115
01:28:52,740 --> 01:28:54,660
Calm down, everyone. Calm down.

1116
01:28:55,180 --> 01:28:57,540
Finally, to Minnie,

1117
01:28:58,540 --> 01:29:02,300
who took it upon herself to plan our
incredible fairy tale engagement,

1118
01:29:02,380 --> 01:29:04,300
as well as the catering for today.

1119
01:29:04,380 --> 01:29:06,500
She's always puttin' herself out
for others,

1120
01:29:06,580 --> 01:29:09,180
and I feel so lucky
to call her my best friend.

1121
01:29:09,300 --> 01:29:11,780
So let's raise a glass to Minnie.

1122
01:29:11,860 --> 01:29:14,660
- To Minnie.
- To Minnie.

1123
01:29:16,100 --> 01:29:17,980
Enjoy your pies, everyone.

1124
01:29:21,060 --> 01:29:23,780
You know, this would never have happened
to a Quinn Cooper.

1125
01:29:25,340 --> 01:29:28,100
This… this is all Minnie.

1126
01:29:39,540 --> 01:29:40,620
Bev, you okay?

1127
01:29:41,940 --> 01:29:43,540
Couldn't be better, Minnie.

1128
01:29:44,660 --> 01:29:46,900
You know, I joined Extinction Rebellion.

1129
01:29:47,660 --> 01:29:50,460
I spent the weekend chained
to the gates of Parliament,

1130
01:29:50,540 --> 01:29:52,460
dressed as a sea cow.

1131
01:29:58,220 --> 01:29:59,820
Come on, time to dance!

1132
01:30:02,980 --> 01:30:05,580
I wish Leila would let me book
a cello for this.

1133
01:30:05,740 --> 01:30:07,740
This has been the best day.

1134
01:30:08,700 --> 01:30:10,300
I want you to be happy.

1135
01:30:10,740 --> 01:30:11,740
I am happy.

1136
01:30:12,700 --> 01:30:13,820
Happy enough.

1137
01:30:15,220 --> 01:30:18,780
If you're still thinking about him,
maybe it's worth the risk.

1138
01:30:19,540 --> 01:30:20,540
You never know.

1139
01:30:44,180 --> 01:30:45,700
What are you doing here?

1140
01:30:45,740 --> 01:30:47,460
You didn't respond to my card.

1141
01:30:47,860 --> 01:30:49,460
It's because I don't wanna see you.

1142
01:30:50,860 --> 01:30:53,500
Just give me five minutes, please?

1143
01:30:58,220 --> 01:31:01,380
- Can I come in?
- No, Quinn, you can't come in.

1144
01:31:05,180 --> 01:31:06,500
Look, I know I hurt you.

1145
01:31:07,660 --> 01:31:08,660
I'm sorry.

1146
01:31:09,740 --> 01:31:10,740
My whole life, I…

1147
01:31:11,420 --> 01:31:15,540
I've had this crippling fear
of bein' needed.

1148
01:31:16,020 --> 01:31:20,140
But with you, Minnie, I've realized
that I'm the one that needs you.

1149
01:31:20,700 --> 01:31:22,340
I… I know I don't deserve
a second chance…

1150
01:31:22,420 --> 01:31:24,500
A third chance. No, you don't.

1151
01:31:31,340 --> 01:31:33,100
I thought you'd be better off without me.

1152
01:31:33,660 --> 01:31:37,020
And maybe you would.
But my feelings for you haven't changed.

1153
01:31:38,420 --> 01:31:42,780
I miss you. I really, really miss you.

1154
01:31:50,340 --> 01:31:51,740
I said I might screw up again.

1155
01:31:54,820 --> 01:31:57,180
But I think I'm in love with you.

1156
01:31:59,140 --> 01:32:00,540
As crazy as that might sound.

1157
01:32:06,460 --> 01:32:07,860
No, it doesn't sound crazy.

1158
01:32:10,540 --> 01:32:11,540
I…

1159
01:32:14,060 --> 01:32:15,220
I felt the same.

1160
01:32:22,660 --> 01:32:23,660
Felt?

1161
01:32:25,620 --> 01:32:27,940
Look, things have changed for me, Quinn.
Thanks for coming.

1162
01:32:28,180 --> 01:32:31,580
Can we be friends, at least?

1163
01:32:35,740 --> 01:32:36,980
No, I don't think we can.

1164
01:32:38,620 --> 01:32:41,180
It's just not worth the risk.

1165
01:32:43,740 --> 01:32:45,740
Just… just… one… one second.

1166
01:32:53,620 --> 01:32:57,420
I thought Lucky could maybe use a friend.

1167
01:33:07,100 --> 01:33:08,180
What's his name?

1168
01:33:09,780 --> 01:33:10,780
You can decide.

1169
01:33:19,740 --> 01:33:21,740
You know, someone once told me

1170
01:33:21,980 --> 01:33:24,340
Quinn was a lucky name.

1171
01:34:01,180 --> 01:34:02,740
Doing a lovely job there, Keith.

1172
01:34:12,300 --> 01:34:13,780
I miss my old customers.

1173
01:34:15,340 --> 01:34:17,940
Poor Mrs. Mentis died last week
and I didn't even know she was ill.

1174
01:34:19,780 --> 01:34:21,300
You did your best, love.

1175
01:34:22,180 --> 01:34:23,660
Not sure I did, though.

1176
01:34:25,100 --> 01:34:27,060
I actually had this idea the other day.

1177
01:34:27,140 --> 01:34:29,940
How I'd balance the books
if I could do it all again.

1178
01:34:30,020 --> 01:34:34,420
So every pie bought by a big business
could buy a pie for someone in need.

1179
01:34:34,500 --> 01:34:37,460
- Corporate social responsibility.
- It's a great idea.

1180
01:34:37,540 --> 01:34:40,860
Thanks, but it's about
six months too late.

1181
01:34:40,940 --> 01:34:42,100
Is it too late?

1182
01:34:43,500 --> 01:34:44,820
I need seed money.

1183
01:34:44,900 --> 01:34:47,500
You can't go to investors unless you've
got a bit of money to put in yourself.

1184
01:34:47,580 --> 01:34:50,300
Nothing ventured, nothing gained,
that's what I would say.

1185
01:34:51,940 --> 01:34:54,740
Bloody hell, has Mum stopped
taking her cynical pills?

1186
01:34:54,860 --> 01:34:57,500
- What?
- Alien body snatchers, that's my theory.

1187
01:34:57,580 --> 01:34:58,660
- Keith?
- Yeah?

1188
01:34:58,740 --> 01:34:59,780
- I heard that.
- No, you didn't.

1189
01:34:59,860 --> 01:35:01,660
I just said how lovely you were
'cause you were so positive.

1190
01:35:01,740 --> 01:35:03,020
No, you weren't. You said alien…

1191
01:35:03,100 --> 01:35:05,940
You said that my body is snatched by
aliens because I'm not being cynical.

1192
01:35:06,020 --> 01:35:08,220
- No, I love your little alien body.
- I'm allowed change.

1193
01:35:13,220 --> 01:35:15,700
Do you remember buying this
for me, Minnie Moo?

1194
01:35:16,540 --> 01:35:17,620
First car boot,

1195
01:35:17,700 --> 01:35:21,580
spent all your pocket money buyin' a
busted clock for your own dad.

1196
01:35:21,660 --> 01:35:23,980
You fixed it up pretty nicely, too.

1197
01:35:34,620 --> 01:35:36,660
It's worth a fair bit now that
I've got it working.

1198
01:35:36,860 --> 01:35:38,100
Quite a few of them are.

1199
01:35:38,860 --> 01:35:39,860
Are you kidding?

1200
01:35:40,380 --> 01:35:41,940
- Does Mum know?
- Does she heck?

1201
01:35:42,220 --> 01:35:44,420
She would have made me
sell them years ago.

1202
01:35:45,420 --> 01:35:49,700
But if you need this seeding money
for your business plan…

1203
01:35:49,740 --> 01:35:52,980
No. No way, Dad, no.
You can't sell the clocks for me.

1204
01:35:54,580 --> 01:35:57,780
Listen, I know your mum
always felt like, you know,

1205
01:35:57,860 --> 01:36:00,740
someone had it in for her
and you can't change the tide.

1206
01:36:01,700 --> 01:36:02,940
It can be hard to let that go.

1207
01:36:05,100 --> 01:36:07,180
But with family,

1208
01:36:08,340 --> 01:36:10,380
you've always got someone
lookin' out for you.

1209
01:36:15,700 --> 01:36:18,060
It's okay to accept a little help
once in a while.

1210
01:36:18,460 --> 01:36:19,940
You can't always do it alone.

1211
01:36:22,300 --> 01:36:24,180
Once you learn that,
you can do anything.

1212
01:36:32,300 --> 01:36:35,980
I believe this is the perfect way
for Coke Steel Capital

1213
01:36:36,420 --> 01:36:40,300
to demonstrate just how seriously you
take your corporate responsibility.

1214
01:36:40,380 --> 01:36:43,420
All of the pies will be delivered by
people from the local community

1215
01:36:43,620 --> 01:36:45,620
who have struggled with unemployment.

1216
01:36:45,780 --> 01:36:49,580
This is a sustainable,
economically sound way

1217
01:36:49,740 --> 01:36:52,660
of giving something back
and really making a difference.

1218
01:36:55,100 --> 01:36:57,940
Plus, they're really bloody tasty.

1219
01:37:00,580 --> 01:37:02,820
Very impressive, Miss Cooper.

1220
01:37:04,180 --> 01:37:05,180
Thank you.

1221
01:38:08,180 --> 01:38:09,700
I could just call him being friendly.

1222
01:38:12,340 --> 01:38:13,780
Wish him a happy birthday for tomorrow.

1223
01:38:18,580 --> 01:38:20,780
He's not gonna pick up. He'll be out.

1224
01:38:20,860 --> 01:38:22,540
- Everyone's out on New Year's Eve.
- Minnie, hi.

1225
01:38:22,620 --> 01:38:23,940
Oh, hi.

1226
01:38:24,500 --> 01:38:25,740
I'm really glad you called.

1227
01:38:26,060 --> 01:38:30,220
I was just calling to wish you
a happy birthday for tomorrow.

1228
01:38:30,340 --> 01:38:34,420
I've been thinking about you because
it's… Because it's New Year's Eve.

1229
01:38:36,340 --> 01:38:39,500
Look, Minnie, I'm about to get
on a party boat with some friends.

1230
01:38:39,780 --> 01:38:41,300
We're leaving Tower Bridge
in one hour.

1231
01:38:42,100 --> 01:38:43,100
Why don't you come?

1232
01:38:44,660 --> 01:38:46,420
I… I… I… I can't.

1233
01:38:46,500 --> 01:38:48,460
Let's just spend
New Year's Eve together.

1234
01:38:49,500 --> 01:38:51,020
I'm not asking for anything more.

1235
01:38:52,460 --> 01:38:55,020
I can't tonight.

1236
01:38:56,340 --> 01:39:00,620
Maybe… look, maybe we could grab
breakfast together soon or something.

1237
01:39:00,700 --> 01:39:02,060
You still hiding from the jinx?

1238
01:39:03,460 --> 01:39:04,460
No.

1239
01:39:06,460 --> 01:39:09,780
Yeah. Look,
I was just calling to…

1240
01:39:11,380 --> 01:39:13,580
I'm in my pajamas.

1241
01:39:13,660 --> 01:39:15,580
Okay, well, I'm not sure.
But if that's the case, then…

1242
01:39:15,660 --> 01:39:19,740
No phones tonight. Your mum
needs to let you have some fun.

1243
01:39:19,780 --> 01:39:21,460
Hello? Hell…

1244
01:39:22,380 --> 01:39:23,380
Quinn?

1245
01:39:24,540 --> 01:39:27,620
Damn it!
What's he not sure about?

1246
01:39:27,700 --> 01:39:29,940
That he can't deal with another
neurotic woman in his life

1247
01:39:30,020 --> 01:39:31,660
that can't leave the house?

1248
01:39:31,740 --> 01:39:34,300
I don't know.
Maybe I shouldn't go out in my pajamas.

1249
01:39:34,380 --> 01:39:35,900
Think, guinea pigs, think!

1250
01:39:38,620 --> 01:39:40,420
No. Wrong.

1251
01:39:41,740 --> 01:39:42,740
I can decide.

1252
01:39:44,620 --> 01:39:45,620
I'm going out.

1253
01:39:47,340 --> 01:39:48,340
I'm going out!

1254
01:39:49,180 --> 01:39:52,180
The New Year's Eve jinx does not exist!

1255
01:39:52,940 --> 01:39:54,700
And he is worth the risk!

1256
01:40:07,660 --> 01:40:10,220
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

1257
01:40:29,180 --> 01:40:30,980
Excuse me! Excuse me!

1258
01:40:32,020 --> 01:40:34,780
Hello.
Excuse me, would you let me on?

1259
01:40:34,940 --> 01:40:36,060
What?

1260
01:40:36,420 --> 01:40:39,420
I just really…
Oh, come on, please!

1261
01:41:04,940 --> 01:41:07,860
Sorry, folks.
Short delay as we change drivers.

1262
01:41:07,940 --> 01:41:09,100
How long's that gonna take?

1263
01:41:09,300 --> 01:41:10,620
Bus will be delayed here for ten minutes

1264
01:41:10,700 --> 01:41:12,460
while we regulate the service
on this route.

1265
01:41:12,540 --> 01:41:15,940
No, no, no, no, no. Can we… can we
just have a… an unregulated service?

1266
01:41:16,220 --> 01:41:18,500
Shaylene's a stickler
for regulating the service.

1267
01:41:18,580 --> 01:41:21,220
Okay, Shaylene, you've seen
Sleepless in Seattle, right?

1268
01:41:21,540 --> 01:41:23,420
Where Meg Ryan has to get to the top
of the Empire State Building

1269
01:41:23,540 --> 01:41:24,540
to meet Tom Hanks?

1270
01:41:24,620 --> 01:41:26,420
Well, I'm Meg Ryan

1271
01:41:26,620 --> 01:41:28,740
and the Empire State Building
is Tower Bridge now.

1272
01:41:29,060 --> 01:41:30,580
My boat leaves in 15 minutes

1273
01:41:30,660 --> 01:41:31,740
and the man I love is on that boat.

1274
01:41:31,820 --> 01:41:34,420
If I don't get there,
he's not gonna know that I've changed,

1275
01:41:34,540 --> 01:41:38,860
that I'm not the cynical, superstitious,
bitter person I was this time last year!

1276
01:41:39,460 --> 01:41:41,660
Now, I know what you're gonna say,
I could give him a call tomorrow,

1277
01:41:41,860 --> 01:41:44,860
but I don't wanna start the year
without telling him how I feel.

1278
01:41:46,860 --> 01:41:49,740
I am begging you,
I cannot lose him again.

1279
01:41:54,100 --> 01:41:55,300
You know that sayin',

1280
01:41:56,540 --> 01:42:00,300
you can be waiting ages for a bus
and then three come all at once?

1281
01:42:01,580 --> 01:42:03,300
Well, that happens

1282
01:42:03,500 --> 01:42:05,940
when someone doesn't regulate the service.

1283
01:42:15,620 --> 01:42:17,180
I felt that way about someone once.

1284
01:42:19,820 --> 01:42:22,620
Roger, moved to Amsterdam.

1285
01:42:26,740 --> 01:42:28,500
Never got to tell him how I felt.

1286
01:42:34,380 --> 01:42:36,300
- Off the bus, Shaylene.
- You what?

1287
01:42:37,020 --> 01:42:38,780
I'm pullin' a double.

1288
01:42:40,220 --> 01:42:44,460
This is now a non-stop,
unregulated service to Tower Bridge.

1289
01:42:49,540 --> 01:42:51,580
Let's get this lady where she needs to go.

1290
01:42:56,540 --> 01:42:57,540
What the hell was that?

1291
01:43:15,060 --> 01:43:17,860
You call Roger, Hamish!
Tell him how you feel!

1292
01:43:42,180 --> 01:43:43,980
Oh, no, no, no, no!

1293
01:44:45,340 --> 01:44:47,740
Oh God, holy shit!

1294
01:44:48,380 --> 01:44:49,780
I thought you were a burglar!

1295
01:44:49,980 --> 01:44:52,780
The front door was wide open.
I came to check if you were okay.

1296
01:44:53,340 --> 01:44:54,460
Yeah, I'm fine. I…

1297
01:44:55,580 --> 01:44:58,220
- You're supposed to be on a boat!
- Well, I didn't go.

1298
01:45:03,780 --> 01:45:05,740
I came to tell you
that if you wanted to stay in

1299
01:45:05,860 --> 01:45:07,460
and hide away from the jinx, then…

1300
01:45:11,020 --> 01:45:12,620
I'll stay in and hide away with you.

1301
01:45:21,420 --> 01:45:22,700
What time is it?

1302
01:45:31,540 --> 01:45:33,060
We made it!

1303
01:45:33,140 --> 01:45:38,020
Eight, seven, six,
five, four, three,

1304
01:45:38,300 --> 01:45:39,740
two, one.

1305
01:45:39,820 --> 01:45:41,020
Happy New Year!

1306
01:45:48,060 --> 01:45:49,700
Happy birthday, Mini Cooper.

1307
01:45:51,020 --> 01:45:52,020
Like the car.

1308
01:45:52,100 --> 01:45:55,420
Happy birthday, name stealer.

1309
01:46:09,580 --> 01:46:12,780
Leila has this question
she asks every New Year.

1310
01:46:13,740 --> 01:46:16,020
Where do you wanna be this time next year?

1311
01:46:16,180 --> 01:46:17,380
With any luck…

1312
01:46:18,940 --> 01:46:21,740
right here with you, by myself.

1313
01:46:22,940 --> 01:46:24,340
I don't care where we are…

1314
01:46:25,500 --> 01:46:27,180
as long as I'm kissing you…

1315
01:46:28,060 --> 01:46:30,020
at lemming o'clock.

1316
01:46:30,620 --> 01:46:33,300
Wait.
What did you just say?

1317
01:46:34,340 --> 01:46:35,820
At lemming o'clock.

1318
01:46:39,060 --> 01:46:40,060
Lemming girl.

1319
01:46:42,620 --> 01:46:43,620
It's you.

1320
01:46:51,660 --> 01:46:52,660
It was you.

1321
01:46:55,180 --> 01:46:56,940
You were my first kiss.

1322
01:47:04,900 --> 01:47:06,020
It was always you.

1323
01:47:38,940 --> 01:47:40,340
It was always you.

1324
01:47:49,180 --> 01:47:50,300
Always.