Before time began,
there was the Cube.
We know not where it comes from,
only that it holds the power,
to create worlds,
and fill them with life.
That is how our race was born.
For a time we lived in harmony,
but like all great power,
some wanted it for good,
others for evil.
And so began the war,
a war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death,
and the Cube...
was lost to the far reaches of space.
We scattered across the galaxy,
hoping to find it,
and rebuild our home,
searching every star,
every world.
And just when all hope seemed lost,
message of a new discovery,
drew us to an unknown planet called...
Earth.
But we were already too late.
Oh God, 5 months of this.
I can't wait to get a little taste of home.
A plate of mama's Alligators Étouffée.
You have been talking about barbecued aligators and crickets
for the last 2 weeks.
I am never going to your mama's house,
Fig, I promise. But Bobby, Bobby,
Bobby, aligators are known to have the most succulent meat.
I understand.
English, please. English.
I mean, how many times have we...
We don't speak Spanish.
I told you that. Why you got to ruin it for me, man?
That's my heritage.
Go with the Spanish. Whatever.
Hey, you guys remember weekends?
The Sox at Fenway.
Cold hot dog and a flat beer.
Perfect day.
What about you, Captain?
You got a perfect day?
I just can't wait to hold my baby girl for the first time.
He is adorable. That's too...
Shut up!
Hey, I am ready to do this.
Hey, any of you all grow some balls, come see me on the court, man.
Hey, hey!
Watch this crossover, baby.
Like Jordan in his prime, pushing through the front line.
Step aside, ladies. Oh, man. What?
Lennox! Hey, what are you doing?
Water?
Thank you.
Are you gonna help me with the gear?
Colonel Sharp,
we have an inbound unidentified infiltrator,
10 miles out.
Unidentified aircraft,
you are in restricted US military airspace.
Squawk ident and proceed east out of the area.
Raptors 1 and 2,
snap to heading 2-5-0 to intercept.
Bogie is in the weeds 10 miles out, not squawking.
Unidentified aircraft,
we will escort you to US SOCCENT airbase.
If you do not comply,
we will use deadly force.
Copy the bogie.
Tail 4500 X-ray.
Sir, says here 4500 X was shot down 3 months ago.
Afghanistan. That's got to be a mistake.
Check again, then recheck. I did sir.
A friend of mine was on that chopper.
Unidentified aircraft,
we will escort you to US SOCCENT airbase.
Radar, where is the inbound? Bogie is 5 miles out, sir.
My wife on? Yes Captain.
My ladies! Look.
Oh, my goodness. Look at her. She is getting so big.
Look at those cheeks. I just wanna chew on them.
Baby, we made a good-looking kid.
I know that people say that all the time but,
we made one good-looking kid. Nice work.
She has your laugh.
She laughed?
Her first one yeah.
You...
sure she didn't just fart?
No, she is a lady.
She doesn't know you yet, but she will.
4500 X. Something is not right.
Bogie is on the deck.
Radar is jammed.
It's coming from the chopper.
Will?
Sarah?
Hey.
Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I will be home soon.
To the right. Go to the right. Check fire.
MH-53 pilot, power down now.
Have your crew step out or we will kill you.
Hold your fire!
Stand by to engage!
My God.
They bombed the antenna farm!
We are under attack!
Go! Move! Move!
It's going after the files!
Cut the hard lines!
I need a key! It's locked!
Move! Move!
Here, come here! Come here!
Hide in here!
Oh, my God.
No!
What the...
Epps, let's go!
Ok, Mr. Witwicky, you are up.
Sorry, I got a lot of stuff.
Watch.
Ok.
For my family ge...
Who did... Who did that?
People! Responsibility.
So, for my family genealogy report,
I decided to do it on my great-great-grandfather,
who was a famous man, Captain Archibald Witwicky.
Very famous explorer.
In fact, he was one of the first...
to explore,
the Arctic Circle,
which is a big deal.
In 1897,
he took 41 brave sailors straight into the Arctic Shelf.
Move faster!
Move! Chop!
Heave!
The ice is freezing faster than it's melting!
Chop faster! Heave, men!
Heave!
No sacrifice!
No victory!
We will get to the Arctic Circle lads!
So that's the story, right?
And here we have some of the basic
instruments and tools used by 19th-century seamen.
This here is the quadrant,
which you can get for 80 bucks. It's all for sale, by the way.
Like the sextant here.
$50 for this, which is a bargain.
These are pretty cool. These are my grandfather's glasses.
I have not quite gotten them appraised yet, but they ave seen many cool things.
Are you going to sell me his liver?
Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and sell.
It's the 11th grade. I don't think your grandfather would be
particularly proud of what you are doing. I know. I am sorry.
I just, you know, this is all going towards my car fund.
You can tell your folks. It's on eBay. I take PayPal.
Cold hard cash works, too.
And the compass makes a great gift for Columbus Day.
Sam! Sorry.
Unfortunately, my great-great-grandfather,
the genius that he was,
wound up going blind and crazy in a psycho ward,
drawing these strange symbols
and babbling on about some...
giant ice man that he thought he had discovered.
Ok. Might be a pop quiz tomorrow. Might not.
Sleep in fear tonight. Here, you want? Here.
50.40? 30? Sam?
Yeah. Sorry, sorry.
Ok.
Pretty good, right?
I would say a solid B-.
A B-?
You were hawking your great-grandfather's crap,
in my classroom. No, kids enjoy...
Look, can you do me a favor? What?
Can you look out the window for a second? You see my father?
He is the guy in the green car. Yeah.
Ok, I wanna tell you about a dream.
A boy's dream.
And a man's promise to that boy.
He looked at me in the eye, he said.
Son, I am gonna buy you a car.
But I want you to bring me $2,000 and 3 A's.
Ok? I got the 2,000 and I got 2 A's.
Ok? Here is the dream.
Your B-.
Dream gone. Kaput.
Sir,
just ask yourself,
what would Jesus do?
Yes! Yes, yes.
So?
A. It's an A, though.
Wait, wait, wait. I can't see. It's an A.
So I am good? You are good.
I got a little surprise for you, son.
What kind of sur...
Yeah, a little surprise.
No.
No, no, no, no. Dad!
Oh, you got to be kidding me. See?
Yeah. I am.
You are not getting a Porsche.
You think that's funny?
Yeah, I think it's funny. What's wrong with you?
You think I would really get you a Porsche
for your first car?
I don't want to talk to you for the rest of this whole thing.
Oh, come on. It's just a practical joke. It's not a funny joke.
Manny!
What?
Get your cousin out of that damn clown suit.
He is having a heat stroke again.
Scaring white folks.
I am hot! Makeup is melting. It hurts my eyes.
Here? No, no, no, what is this? You said...
You said half a car, not half a piece of crap, Dad.
When I was your age, I would have been happy with four wheels and an engine.
Ok, let me explain something to you. Ok?
You ever see 40-Year-Old Virgin? Yeah.
Ok, that's what this is. And this is 50-year-old virgin.
Ok. You want me to live that life?
No sacrifice, no victory. Yeah, no victory. You know, I got it.
The old Witwicky motto, Dad. Right.
Gentlemen.
Bobby Bolivia, like the country,
except without the runs.
How can I help you? Well, my son here,
looking to buy his first car.
You come to see me? I had to.
That practically makes us family.
Uncle Bobby B, baby.
Uncle Bobby B. Sam.
Sam, let me talk to you.
Sam, your first enchilada of freedom,
awaits underneath one of those hoods.
Let me tell you something, son.
A driver don't pick the car.
The car will pick the driver.
It's a mystical bond between man and machine.
Son, I am a lot of things,
but a liar is not one of them.
Especially not in front of my mammy.
That's my mammy.
Hey, Mammy!
Don't be like that. If I had a rock, I would bust your head, bitch.
I tell you man, she deaf, you know?
Well over here,
every piece of car a man might want or need.
This ain't bad.
This one is got racing stripes. Yeah.
It got racing...
Yeah, what's this? What the heck is this?
I don't know nothing about this car.
Manny! What?
What is this? This car! Check it out!
I don't know, boss! I have never seen it! That's loco!
Don't go Ricky Ricardo on me, Manny! Find out!
Feels good.
How much? Well,
considering the semi-classic nature of the vehicle,
with the slick wheels and the custom paint job...
Yeah, but the paint is faded.
Yeah, but it's custom.
It's custom faded?
Well, this is your first car. I would not expect you to understand.
5 grand. No, I am not paying over 4.
Sorry.
Kid, come on, get out. Get out the car.
No, no, no. You said cars pick their drivers.
Well, sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap-ass father. Out the car.
Now, this one here for 4 Gs is a beaut.
There is a Fiesta with racing stripes over there.
No, I don't want a Fiesta with racing stripes.
This is a classic engine right here.
I sold a car the other day...
Gee. Holy cow.
No, no, no. No worries. You alright?
I will get a sledgehammer and knock this right out.
Hey, hey, Manny!
Get your clown cousin and get some hammers
and come bang this stuff out, baby!
Greater than man...
That one is my favorite, drove all the way from Alabammy.
$4,000.
Steve.
Hello, Mr. Secretary.
They are so young.
They are the top subject matter experts, sir.
NSA is recruiting right out of high school these days.
Guys,
that's the Secretary of Defense.
I am so under dressed.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Secretary of Defense.
Please be seated.
I am John Keller.
Obviously, you are wondering why you are here,
so these are the facts.
At 1900 local time yesterday,
the SOCCENT Forward Operations Base in Qatar was attacked.
So far as we know, there were no survivors.
The objective of the attack was to hack our military network.
We are not sure exactly what they are after,
but we do know,
they were cut off during the assault,
which would lead us to assume they are going to try it again.
Now, no one is taken responsibility for the attack.
And the only real lead we have so far,
is this sound.
That's the signal that hacked our network.
NSA is working at full capacity, to analyze it
and intercept further communications,
but we need your help to find out who did this.
Now, you have all shown considerable ability...
in the area of signals analysis.
We are on a hair-trigger here people.
The President has dispatched battle groups
to the Arabian Gulf and Yellow Sea. This is as real as it's ever gonna get.
Now I am gonna leave you to your officer-in-charge.
You will break up into teams and you will start your work.
Good luck to us all.
Alright Mojo, I got the car. Now I need the girl.
I need money to take out the girl is what I need.
Zero bids.
Great. Broke.
Come on Mojo. You want your pain pills?
No. Premature.
Good. What's up?
Nothing. You know, just driving my car. Driving my car.
It's like clockwork.
Alright, I know you get wasted on these things,
but if you piss in my bed again, you are sleeping outside. Ok?
That's it for today, no more. Crackhead.
Ron, this one is uneven. Yeah.
Probably.
This one is wobbly.
Yeah. I will take care of that real soon. Could not we have hired a professional?
Sam. I... What?
Do not like footprints on my grass.
What foot... There is no footprints. That's why I built my path.
So why don't you go from my grass onto my path, ok?
It's family grass, Dad. Well, when you own your own grass,
you will understand. This... I can't do it anymore.
You are putting girl jewelry on a boy dog. What?
He is got enough self-esteem issues as a Chihuahua, Mom.
That's his bling.
I want you home at 11.00!
Yeah, alright. 11.00!
Please, for the love of God, drive safely.
Seat belt on!
You are so cheap.
Well, it's his first car. Supposed to be like that.
At this time,
we can't confirm...
whether there were any survivors.
Oh, my God. Our bases worldwide are as of now,
at DEFCON Delta, our highest readiness level.
We are dealing with a very effective weapons system
that we have not come across before.
But our prayers are with the families
of the brave men and women... Honey.
Daddy is gonna be ok.
I have never seen a weapons system like this.
The thermal shows this weird aura around the exoskeleton
like it's cloaked by some kind of invisible force field.
That's impossible. There is no such thing as invisible force fields
except in, like, comic book stuff, right?
Man, I don't know. What is that?
My mama, she had the gift, you know?
She saw things.
I got the gene too and...
that thing that attacked us?
I got a feeling it ain't over.
How about you use those magic voodoo powers
and get us the hell out of here?
When I took that picture,
I think it saw me.
It looked right at me.
Alright, we got to get this thing back to the Pentagon right away.
They got to know what we are dealing with here.
My radio is fried.
I got no communication with aerial. Hey, Mahfouz.
How far do you live from here? Not far.
Just up that mountain.
Do they have a phone? Yes.
Alright, let's hit it.
Dude, are you sure we are invited to this party?
Of course Miles. It's a lake.
Public property.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, dude, Mikaela is here.
Just don't do anything weird, alright?
I am good, right? Yeah, you are good.
Ok.
Hey guys, check it out.
Oh, hi.
Hey, bro. That car.
It's nice.
Hey.
So, what are you guys doing here?
We are here to climb this tree.
I see that. It looks... It looks fun.
Yeah. You know, I thought I recognized you.
You tried out for the football team last year, right?
Let's go call your mom.
Oh, no, no, that... No.
That was not like a... real tryout.
I was researching a book I was writing.
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Yeah? What's it about?
Sucking at sports?
No, it's about the link between brain damage and football.
No, it's a good book. Your friends will love it.
You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know,
little coloring areas sections,
pop-up pictures. It's a lot of fun.
That's funny.
Ok, ok. You know what? Stop.
Hey guys, I know of a party. Let's go, let's head.
You got to get out of the tree right now. Get...
Just get out of the tree right now, please.
What are you doing?
Did you see that dismount?
All the chicks were watching.
You are making me look like an idiot. We both looked like idiots just now.
Hey, how about you let me drive? Oh, no. No, no, no.
This is not a toy. These 22's...
I don't want you grinding them. No.
Why doesn't my little bunny just hop in the back seat?
Oh God, I can't even tell you how much I am not your little bunny.
Ok.
You will call me.
Hey, man, what's wrong with your radio?
I am gonna drive her home tonight.
What?
She's an evil jock concubine, man. Let her hitchhike.
She lives 10 miles from here, ok? It's my only chance.
You got to be understanding here, alright?
Alright. We will put her in the back. I will be quiet.
Did you say, Put her in the back? I called shotgun.
I am not putting her in the back. You got to get out of my car right now.
That's a party foul. What rules?
Bros before hos.
Miles, I am begging you to get out of my car. Ok?
You can't do this to me. You got to get out of my car right now.
Mikaela!
It's Sam.
Witwicky.
I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything.
You sure?
So, listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home.
I mean, I give you a ride home,
in my car to your house.
There you go.
So...
I can't believe that I am here right now.
You can duck down if you want. I mean, it won't hurt my feelings.
Oh, no, no, no. I didn't mean...
I mean here with you. I just meant here like...
in this situation, Oh?
This same situation that I am always in.
I don't know, I guess I just have a...
weakness for hot guys,
for, for tight abs and...
really big arms.
Big arms?
Well, there is a couple new additions in the car.
Like, I just put in that light there.
And that disco ball.
And so the light reflects off the disco ball.
Yeah.
Are you... Are you new to school this year?
It's your first year here?
Oh, no, no.
We have been in the same school since first grade.
Really? Yeah.
Yeah a long time.
Well do... do we have any classes together?
Yeah, yeah.
History. Which?
Language arts. Math. Science.
Sam. Sam. Yeah.
Sam Wilkicky.
Witwicky.
You know, I am so sorry. Yeah.
I just... I just didn't recognize you. No, it's cool.
Yeah, well, I mean, that's understandable.
No, no, no, no. No.
Come on.
Sorry, I am just working out the kinks. You know, it's a new car.
This radio is, like you know...
It's an old radio too, so...
Look, this isn't something that I, you know, ok.
I can't get this radio to stop. Look, I would not try this on you.
Because this is like a romantic romantic thing that I am not trying to do.
Not that you are not worthy of trying something like this on.
No, of course not. I am a friend of yours.
I am not a romantic friend. Romantic friends do this.
I mean, I am not that friend. I mean, we... I could be.
Just pop the hood.
Stupid. Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Nice headers.
You have got a high-rise double-pump carburetor.
That's pretty impressive Sam.
Double-pump?
It squirts the fuel in so you can go faster.
I like to go faster.
And it looks like your distributor cap is a little...
loose.
Yeah? How did you know that?
My dad. He was...
a real grease monkey.
He taught me all about this. I could...
take it all apart, clean it, put it back together.
That's weird. I just would not peg you for mechanical.
Oh, my God.
Well, you know, I don't really broadcast it.
Guys don't like it when you know more about cars than they do.
Especially not Trent.
He hates it.
Yeah, no, I am cool with, you know, females working on my engine.
I prefer it, actually.
Ok. You want to fire it up for me?
Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem. Thanks.
You know, I was thinking.
You know, if Trent's such a jerk, why do you hang out with him?
You know what? I am just... I am gonna walk.
Good luck with your car.
Alright.
Walking is healthy, right?
Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on, please.
Please, you got to work for me now.
Don't let her walk away. Come on, come on, come on. Please, please.
Hey!
Wait a second!
There it is.
I had fun.
So, you know, thanks for listening.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You... You think I am shallow?
You are shal... No, no, no, no.
I think...
there is a lot more,
than meets the eye...
with you.
Ok.
Yeah.
Alright, I will see you at school.
Alright.
That's stupid.
That was a stupid line.
There is more than meets the eye with you. Stupid.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God. I love my car.
Hey guys,
I think the other team figured it out.
Iran.
Come on man.
This is way too smart for Iranian scientists.
Think about it.
What do you think, kid? Chinese?
No way. This is nothing like what the Chinese are using.
This is Air Force One. Level of flight,
level 3-3-0. We will hunt down this enemy.
And when we do, we will know just what to do with them.
Thank you. You are welcome.
Apparently,
there are very few survivors. Yes, Mr. President?
Yeah, can you wrangle me up some Ding Dongs, darling?
I joined the Air Force to bring the man Ding Dongs.
I will be in storage.
Shit.
Do you hear that?
Are you getting this?
I think they are hacking the network again.
Oh, my God.
This is a direct match to the signal in Qatar.
Are you running a diagnostic?
Should I be? Yes, you should.
So I am.
Someone!
They are hacking into Air Force One!
We need a senior analyst.
I think they are planting a virus. A virus?
It's streaming right now.
They are planting a virus
and stealing a whole lot of data from your system at the same time.
Code Red. We have a breach.
Air Force One, someone on board has breached the military network.
I am in the cargo hold.
Clear. Clear.
You got to cut the hard lines. What?
Whatever they want, they are getting it.
Sir?
Permission to take down the Defense Network.
Cut all server hard lines now.
Someone is tampered with the POTUS mainframe.
What the...
Shots fired in the under deck. Repeat, shots fired.
Crew, prepare for emergency descent.
I want our President in that bunker.
And I don't want to discuss a damn thing other till, that becomes reality.
That's our first priority. That's our only priority right now.
Air Force One is on the ground.
Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
That's my car!
No!
No, no, no, no.
Dad, call the cops!
Where you going with my car, buddy? Where you going?
Hello?
911 emergency! My car has been stolen!
I am in pursuit right! I need all units,
the whole squadron.
Bring everyone!
No, no, no, don't ask me questions, alright?
My father is the head of the neighborhood watch!
Oh, my God.
My name is Sam Witwicky.
Whoever finds this, my car is alive, ok?
You saw that?
This is my last words on Earth, I just wanna say, Mom, Dad,
I love you and if you find Busty Beauties under my bed, it was not mine.
I am holding it for Miles.
No, no, wait that... Ok, that's not true.
It's mine and Uncle Charles gave it to me. I am sorry.
Mojo, I love you.
No! No! No! No!
Oh, my God.
No, you are a good dog! Good dog! Good dog!
Oh, my God.
Hey, hey, hey! Alright!
Please, please don't kill me!
I am sorry!
Take the keys! I don't want them! Car is yours!
Listen, listen, listen.
Good, you are here. Let me see your hands!
No, no, no, no, no! It's not me! Let me see your hands.
The guy is inside. Shut up!
Walk towards the car.
Put your head on the hood.
Whoever did this finally managed to infiltrate our defense network,
which is what they tried to do in Qatar, only this time it worked.
What did they get? We still don't know.
Talk to me about the virus.
It's a Spider-bot virus.
We are not sure what it's going to do, but it may cripple the system.
Can we stop it? Every time we try an ant-virus,
it adapts and speeds up.
It's like it's not a virus anymore. It's become the system.
Obviously the first phase of a major attack against the US.
The only countries with this kind of capability
are Russia, North Korea, maybe China.
I am sorry, that's not correct.
Excuse me, young lady. I didn't see you standing there.
You would be who?
I am just the analyst who detected the hack.
Hold on.
It was you?
You did it?
Her team.
Sir, I was just trying to say,
they hacked your firewall in 10 seconds.
Ok. Even a supercomputer with a brute force attack
would take 20 years to do that.
Maybe you can explain then, how our latest satellite imagery
shows North Korea doubling its naval activity.
Maybe it's a precaution, because isn't that what we are doing?
The signal pattern is learning.
It's evolving on its own.
And you need to move past Fourier transfers
and start considering quantum mechanics.
There is nothing on Earth that complex.
What about an organism?
A living organism?
Maybe some kind of DNA-based computer?
And I know that that sounds crazy... That's enough.
We have 6 floors of analysts working on this thing.
Now, if you can find proof...
to back up your theory, I am gonna be happy to listen to you.
But if you don't get a filter on that brain-mouth thing,
you are gonna be off the team. You understand?
Look, I can't be any clearer,
than how crystal clear I am being.
It just stood up.
It just stood up?
That's really neat.
Ok, chiefie.
Time to fill her up.
And no drippy-drippy.
What are you rolling?
Whippets? Goofballs?
A little wowie sauce with the boys?
No. I am not on any drugs. What's these?
Found it in your pocket.
Mojo.
Is that what the kids are doing now?
Little bit of Mojo?
Those are my dog's pain pills.
You know, a Chihuahua. A little...
What was that?
You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent?
You wanna go?
Make something happen. Do it.
Because I promise you.
I will bust you up.
Are you on drugs?
Let's hope this telephone line works.
Hey, heads up!
Heads up!
Hey! Heads up!
What the heck was that?
English, dude.
English.
Watch out!
Open fire!
Contact! Contact!
Everybody quiet. Settle.
Mother... What the hell is...
Get up! Get up! Come on!
Go! Move it!
Take cover!
Fig! Cover the rear!
Cover fire!
Move it! Fig, cover the rear!
Epps! Cover the rear! Move it!
Come on!
Give me a mag!
Where is your papa? Where is your papa?
Papa!
Sir,
we need... I need a telephone.
Telephone, telephone, yes! Telephone!
Hey, I need a mag! Give me a mag!
Cell phone! I don't know how to thank you.
Fire!
This is an emergency Pentagon call! I need you...
Do you understand? It's an emergency...
I don't have a credit card!
Sir, the attitude is not going to speed things up any bit at all.
I am going to ask you to speak into the mouthpiece very clearly.
I am in the middle of a war! This is frigging ridiculous!
Ammo!
I need a credit card!
Epps! Where is your wallet?
Pocket!
Which pocket?
My back pocket!
You got 10 back pockets!
Left cheek! Left cheek! Left cheek!
Alright, keep shooting! Keep shooting!
Ok, it's Visa.
Also sir, have you heard about
our premium plus world-service gold package?
No, I don't want a premium package!
Epps! Pentagon!
Give me a status.
Sir, we are tracking a Special Ops team under fire in Qatar.
They say they are survivors of the base attack.
Survivors?
I ain't never seen this in my life!
Need gunships on station ASAP!
Predator is coming up in a minute.
We are linking the call to the nearest AWACS.
Unknown man. I don't... Man if you seen this shit...
Predator ETA 2 minutes.
Hey! Make way!
What is that? I don't know.
We need air support and we need it now.
Roll in strike package Bravo on unknown target.
I authenticate Tango Whiskey
at time 0300 Zulu.
Attention all aircraft. This will be a danger close-fire mission.
Weapons, I just got a call from Falcon Ops.
Who is closer to Kill Box One Alpha?
Send the Hogs, sir.
Ok, send the Hogs over to Kill Box One Alpha. It's a danger close...
Switch the Hogs to Kill Box One Alpha,
300 feet danger close.
Friendlies in the area.
7-man team north of orange smoke!
Received Kill Box One Alpha.
Engage hostile.
Attack direction west!
You are clear and hot!
Strike, tell me status of Hog right now.
Hog One-One Dark Star status.
Lennox!
The heat is coming! Laze the target!
We got a beam-rider incoming! Laze target!
Ready! Heat is coming! What?
Bring it!
Receiving radar jamming in vicinity of target.
No frigging way that thing is still not down.
Spooky Three Two, use 105 shells.
Bring the rain.
Be advised, ground team is requesting 105 sabot rounds.
Did we lose them?
Warthog One.
Confirm visual on friendlies.
Where is Fig?
Fig? Fig? Oh, God!
God damn it! Get a medic!
I am sorry. Black Hawk...
We will get a medic. Just hold on.
He is got a pulse. Get in there.
Bring them home.
You get those men stateside right now.
I want them debriefed in 10 hours.
There is only one hacker in the world who can break this code.
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Wait! Stop!
I am sorry to bother you.
I... a... Maggie?
Listen, I need your help. No!
This is my private area,
my place of Zen and peace.
Listen to me. Glen! Who is it?
Shut up, Grandma!
What are you doing here?
Just give me a break, will you, please?
Grand mama! Drink your prune juice!
What level are you on, man? Six.
Oh, here come the matrix! Here come the matrix!
Glen, seriously,
don't you want to see something classified?
Yeah. Get low.
Here we go. Here we go. Double tap.
Hey, I just paused it. I just paused it.
Hey. I need a moment.
Please. Sorry.
Hey man, save my game.
How classified?
Like I will go to jail for the rest of my life...
for showing you classified.
Yes!
One quick peek.
Special Ops got a thermal snapshot of whatever hit the base in Qatar.
I want to see it. Well, the imager was damaged, sir.
The rangers are en route with the imager,
but we also have a security issue.
Circle logs indicate one of the analysts made a copy
of the network intrusion signal.
The signal strength is through the roof. Where did you say you got this?
It hacked the national military air-guard
frequency in less than a minute.
No way. Yeah.
Looks like there is a message embedded in the signal.
Let me work my magic.
Project Iceman?
What's Sector 7?
Who is Captain Witwicky?
Are you playing those video games again?
Cops! Cops!
FBI! Clear right!
Lock it down! Lock it down!
Cops!
Lock it down.
Wait! I am just a cousin!
I am just a cous...
Get off my Grand mama's carpet!
She don't like nobody on the carpet!
Especially police!
It was an awesome spectacle here an hour ago,
when over 40 C-17s
lifted off of this very base.
We are not told where they are going.
The government has been very quiet, Morning Mo.
About what's going on.
But in our opinion, they were Mojo. Mojo.
Headed directly towards North Korea.
Stop with the barking, Mojo.
It's too early. Please?
Miles? Miles, listen to me. Listen.
My car, it stole itself, ok?
What are you talking about, man?
Satan's Camaro.
In my yard. It's stalking me.
Stop!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, my God!
Sam?
Hi.
That was... That was really...
awesome.
Well, it felt awesome. Are you ok?
I am not ok, alright? I am losing my mind a little bit.
I am getting chased by my car right now. I got to go.
You know what? I am gonna catch up with you guys later.
Oh, great. Cops.
Officer!
Listen!
Oh, that hurt.
Listen to me! Thank God you...
I have had the worst day ever! I have been...
I have been followed here
on my mother's bike! Right?
And my car is right there and it's been following me here!
So get out of the car!
No! Stop! Oh, God.
Ok, ok! Ok, alright!
Ok! I am sorry! I am...
I didn't mean to hit your car! Look!
Ok, look, look, look!
Stop!
Please!
Ok, what do you want from me?
Ok.
Oh, God. No!
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Oh, my God!
Shit!
It's a bad dream.
Are you user name LadiesMan217?
I don't know what you are talking about! Are you username LadiesMan217?
Yeah.
Where is eBay item 21153?
Where are the glasses?
Get back!
Stop!
God!
What is your problem, Sam?
Ok, there is a monster right there! It just attacked me!
Here he comes!
Alright, get up. Get up and run!
You have to run! Ok.
Sam, what is that thing?
You have to get in the car. Get in. I don't want to.
Get in the car. Trust me. Trust me! Sam.
Get in!
Go, go, go, go, go. Go!
Go, go, go, go!
Oh, God! We are gonna die! We are gonna die!
No, we are not. No, we are not gonna die.
Oh, my God! Trust me. He is a kick-ass driver!
Oh, my God! No!
We are gonna die!
Oh, my God!
We are locked in.
The car won't start.
At least we ditched the monster, right?
Ok.
Time to start.
He is got me! Oh, God!
He is going to kill me!
No, no, no!
Get off!
Kill it! Kill it!
Get it, get it, get it, get it!
Not so tough without a head, are you?
Here, come on.
What is it?
It's a robot.
But like a...
Like a different... You know, like a super-advanced robot.
It's probably Japanese.
Yeah, it's definitely Japanese.
What are you doing?
I don't think it wants to hurt us. It would have done that already.
Really?
Well, do you speak robot?
Because they just had, like, a giant droid death match.
I think it wants something from me.
What?
Well, because the other one was talking about my eBay page.
You are the strangest boy I have ever met.
Can you talk?
XM Satellite Radio...
Digital cable brings you...
Columbia Broadcasting System...
So you... You talk through the radio?
Thank you too.
You are wonderful, you are wonderful.
So, what was that last night? What was that?
Message from Starfleet, Captain...
Throughout the inanimate vastness of space...
Angels will rain down like visitors from heaven! Hallelujah!
Visitors from heaven? What...
What are you like an alien or something?
Any more questions you want to ask?
He wants us to get in the car.
And go where?
50 years from now, when you are looking back at your life,
don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?
This car is a pretty good driver.
I know.
Why don't you go sit in that seat, there?
I am not going to sit in that seat. He is driving.
Yeah.
You are right.
Well, maybe you should sit in my lap.
Why?
Well, I have the only seat belt here. You know, safety first.
Yeah, alright.
Right? Yeah.
Ok.
There, see? That's better.
Ok. Ok.
You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move.
Thank you.
You know what I don't understand?
Why, if he is supposed to be like, this super-advanced robot,
does he transform back into this piece-of-crap Camaro?
Oh, see, no. Get. No, that doesn't work.
See?
Move it, you moron! Great, now...
See?
Fantastic.
Now you pissed him off.
That car is sensitive.
I mean, $4000 just drove off.
What?
This is you...
Oh, my God!
Come on, let's go.
This is the coolest thing I have ever seen!
Explosions everywhere!
This is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon.
I swear to God!
Fire, fire, fire, fire!
Sweet!
Oh, dude, I hope this guy is got asteroid insurance,
because he is so boned!
What is that?
There is something in the tree, dude.
No, there is something in the thing by the tree!
Could you guys just give me a space rock?
Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?
Hey sweetheart, what are you doing out here by yourself?
Holy God! What happened to the pool?
Are you Samuel James Witwicky,
descendent of Archibald Witwicky?
They know your name.
Yeah.
My name is Optimus Prime.
We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron.
But you can call us Autobots for short.
Autobots.
What's cracking, little bitches?
My first lieutenant.
Designation, Jazz.
This looks like a cool place to kick it.
What is that? How did he learn to talk like that?
We have learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web.
My weapons specialist, Ironhide.
You feeling lucky, punk?
Easy, Ironhide.
Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons.
Our medical officer, Ratchet.
The boy's pheromone level suggests he wants to mate with the female.
You already know your guardian, Bumblebee.
Bumblebee, right?
Check on the rep Yep, second to none
So you are my guardian?
His vocal processors were damaged in battle.
I am still working on them.
Why are you here?
We are here looking for the All Spark.
And we must find it before Megatron.
Mega-what?
Our planet was once a powerful empire,
peaceful and just,
until we were betrayed by Megatron,
leader of the Decepticons.
All who defied them were destroyed.
Our war finally consumed the planet,
and the All Spark was lost to the stars.
Megatron followed it to Earth,
where Captain Witwicky found him.
My grandfather.
It was an accident,
that intertwined our fates.
Come back!
I think the dogs have found something.
The ice is cracking!
Captain! Grab my rope, Captain!
I am alright, lads!
Can we throw you a rope, Captain?
Megatron crash-landed,
before he could retrieve the Cube.
Men!
We have made a discovery!
He accidentally activated his navigation system.
The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth,
were imprinted on his glasses.
How did you know about his glasses?
eBay.
If the Decepticons,
find the All Spark,
they will use its power to transform Earth's machines,
and build a new army.
And the human race will be extinguished.
Sam Witwicky,
you hold the key to Earth's survival.
Please tell me that you have those glasses.
It's like a self-regenerating molecular armor.
Look at the scorch mark where the sabot round hit.
Melted right through.
Hey, are not sabots hot-loaded for like, a 6,000-degree magnesium burn?
Close to it. It melts tank armor.
So this metal skin must react to extreme heat.
Heads up!
I thought you said that thing was dead, man!
Strap it down!
Strap it! This thing is wicked.
Alright, get on the horn with Northern Command.
Tell them that our effective weapon is high-heat sabot rounds.
Recommend we load them on all the gunships. Go.
You want that piece?
Ok, Maggie, look.
Let me break it down to you how it's gonna happen.
They gonna come through that door and be good cop, bad cop.
Don't fall for that, alright?
That's why I ate their food.
See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt.
If you don't touch it, you are guilty.
I ate the whole plate.
The whole plate. Ok?
It's me and you.
They walk through that door, you don't say nothing.
She did it!
She's the one you want!
Alright? I was just sitting at home watching cartoons,
playing video games with my cousin, and she came in there.
And then... Glen, you freak.
Hey! I am not going to jail for you or anybody else!
I have done nothing bad my entire life!
Hey, man, I am still a virgin.
Ok, so what?
I have downloaded a couple of thousand songs off the Internet.
Who hasn't? Who hasn't?
I promise! Glen, shut up!
No, you shut up! Don't talk to me!
Don't talk to me, criminal!
Oh, sugar rush. This is... This is not his fault.
See? So can I go home now?
Oh, ok. I won't. But just listen to me.
Ok, whoever hacked into your military system,
downloaded a file, alright? It was something about
someone named Witwicky and...
some government group, right? Named Sector 7.
You have to let me talk to Defense Secretary Keller
before you go to war with the wrong country!
Whatever fell out of the sky ended up right behind...
What did he say? What?
Did he hear it too? Yeah, Jack heard it too. Yeah.
What does he think it is? He thinks it's a military experiment.
What a knucklehead. Yeah, well, I think it's a plane.
Still no official word as to what happened.
You can see... Yeah!
Call Sam. Yeah.
Why? He should be home in 15 minutes.
Well, I will call him in 15 minutes.
If you wait 15 minutes, he will be late and you will have to ground him.
Well, I can't ground him if he is not late, can I?
I need you to stay here, alright?
You got to stay here and you are gonna watch them.
Ok. All of them, do you hear what I am saying?
Yeah, ok, ok. 5 minutes, alright?
Thanks for staying on my path. Oh, yeah. No, no, Dad. Hey!
The... Oh, the path. I am sorry.
I forgot about the path. I am gonna sweep the whole thing right now.
How about that? You know, I-I...
I buy half your car...
Yeah. Then I bail you out of jail...
and then I just... decided to do all your chores.
The chores. Yeah. Life is great?
Life... Life is fantastic, is how good it is.
It's so... Oh, the trash cans. Sorry, Dad. I am gonna do the trash cans now.
No, no, I don't want you to strain yourself.
No, no, I won't strain myself, Dad.
I will do it. It would hurt my feelings if you do it.
You sure? I don't mind, I don't... I promise...
No, no, no, I am gonna do it.
I am gonna do the trash cans and I am gonna scrape the grill and I am gonna...
I am gonna sweep up the whole house right now.
Tonight, right now? Right now.
The...
I love you.
God, I love you
just so much right now.
You know, Mom wanted me to ground you.
You are 3 minutes late. Right?
Oh, well, just another thing you did for me Dad, because you are such a...
swell guy. One more thing?
Alright, I love you! Sleep good, handsome man!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
No, watch the path! Watch the path!
Watch the... Please, please, please.
No, wait. No, no, no! Oh, no!
Sorry. My bad. Oh, I...
You could... You could not wait for 5... You could not wait for 5 minutes?
I told you to just stay! Just stay! God!
I told you to watch them.
I told you. Ok.
You know what, they seem to be in a little bit of a rush.
Oh, this is bad.
No!
Mojo, Mojo! Off the robot! God!
Oh, wet.
No, no, no, no, no! Easy! Easy!
Hold on! Hold! This is Mojo.
This is Mojo. He is a pet of mine.
He is a pet. Ok? That's all.
If you could just put the guns away. Put the... Put them away.
You have a rodent infestation. Please. A what?
Shall I terminate? No! No, no, no, no.
He is not a rodent, he is a Chihuahua.
This is my... This is my Chihuahua. We-we love...
Chihuahuas! Don't we?
He is leaked lubricants
all over my foot.
He peed on you?
Bad Mojo. Bad Mojo!
Bad Mojo! I am sorry.
He is got a male dominance thing. That's all it is.
My foot is gonna rust. Alright.
Ok, ok.
Shut up and go hide! Just hurry.
Autobots recon.
I hope he is ok. He is in the kitchen.
Got some ice on his nose.
I had to slap him around a little bit.
You did not.
You didn't even ground him. Almost, almost.
Where are they? No, no, no, no, no.
Come on, come on.
What?
What is this? Time is short.
They really want those glasses. Come on. What are you doing?
I am gonna help you. Ok.
Please hurry. Ok.
Yeah, no, no. It's definitely gone. What do you mean?
My glasses were in the bag.
They were in the backpack and now the backpack isn't here.
Well, they are gonna be pissed, so what do you wanna do?
So what I think you should do is you should... you should check this whole...
This whole section here. Alright.
Just give it a clean sweep, and I will get the corner here.
Yeah, no, no, no. Not there. That's my... That's my private...
Sorry. That's nothing. You just...
You just told me to look... I know,
but I didn't mean to look inside of my treasure chest.
You should be way more specific so I don't get in trouble in your room.
I am already stressed out enough.
Ok. What now?
No. No.
No, no, no.
This isn't hiding.
This is my backyard, not a truck stop.
Oh, God.
Ok, I saw it.
The UFO landed right here and now it's gone.
My moped is under there, man! Who is gonna pay for that?
Sam? Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.
He is back here. I can't deal with this. I can't...
What? Oh, no, no, no.
This is my mother's flower...
Ok, listen. You got to listen to me.
If my parents come out here and see you, they are gonna freak out.
My mother is got a temper, ok?
We must have the glasses.
I know you need the glasses. I have been looking everywhere.
They are not here. They are definitely not here.
Keep searching.
I need you to be quiet for 5 minutes.
10 minutes. Ok?
Please, I am begging you. You got to...
You are making a racket. I can't concentrate.
You want me to look and I am hearing... Calm down, calm down.
You got to do something here. You got to do something here.
Autobots, fall back. Thank you.
Please, for 5 minutes.
Good? Good? Ok.
Move! Get away!
What's the matter with you? Can't you be quiet?
He wants us to be quiet.
Earthquake!
Move, move, move, move, move! Earthquake!
Judy!
Judy, get under the table! Move it!
Duck and cover right now! How did you get over there so fast?
That was tingly!
You got to try that! Yeah, that looks fun.
Sam?
Sammy?
What the hell is that?
I don't know.
Sam? That's weird.
Sam! Ratchet, point the light.
Come on, hurry. Listen, we got a major issue in here.
What's with the light? You got to stop the light.
What's going on? Turn it off. You got to tell him to shut it off.
Shut it off. Sam, are you in there?
How come the door is locked?
You know the rules.
No doors locked in my house!
You know he will start counting
if you don't open the door! One more chance. 5...
Oh, dear.
4. It's coming off the hinges, pal. He is counting!
Sam, just open the door. 3.
Oh, my. 2.
He is counting. Stand back.
What's up? What's with the bat?
Who were you talking to?
I am talking to you.
Why are you so sweaty and filthy?
I am a child. You know, I am a teenager.
We heard voices and noises and we thought
maybe you were... It doesn't matter what we thought.
What was that light? No, what light?
What? There is no light, Dad! There is no light!
You got two lights in your hand! That's what it is.
Maybe it bounced... There was light under the door.
Look, you can't... You can't just bounce into my room like that.
You got to knock. You got to communicate.
We knocked for 5 minutes. I am a teenager.
We knocked. You didn't knock.
You were screaming at me, ok? No.
This is repression, what you are doing here.
You are ruining my youth, ok? Oh, for Pete's sakes!
You are so defensive!
Were you...
masturbating?
Judy? Was I mas...
Zip it, ok? No Mom!
It's ok. No, I don't masturbate!
That's not something for you to bring up.
That's a father-and-son thing, ok? Father-son thing.
I mean, you don't have to call it that word,
if that makes you uncomfortable you can call it...
Sam's happy time or...
Happy time? Stop. My special alone time
Mom. Judy?
Stop. Mom, you can't...
I am sorry.
It's just been a weird night. I have had a little bit to drink.
No, no, Dad. Yeah, well, we saw a light.
Oh, parents.
I don't know where it was, but we saw it.
Earthquake! It's another one!
Another earthquake! Get in the doorway!
Ok! Aftershock! Aftershock!
Oh, I hate these.
Quick, hide. Got to ride it out. Ride it out!
Hey, the lights are back on. Hide? What?
Where? Come on, get out of that tub.
Can't you take safety seriously?
Good Lord, this floor is filthy, Sam. Oh, oh, man! Man.
Oh, no!
Look at the yard. The yard is destroyed.
Judy?
Better call the city. We got a blown transformer!
Power pole is sparking all over the place!
Oh, man. Yard is a waste.
Trashed.
Gone.
It's a wash. The whole yard. You are kidding.
The parents are very irritating.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I take them out?
Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans.
What is with you?
Well, I am just saying we could.
It's an option.
We heard you talking to somebody, Sam.
We wanna know who. Mom, I told...
Hi. I am Mikaela.
I am a... I am a friend of Sam's.
Gosh, you are gorgeous.
Isn't that the prettiest girl?
She can hear you talking, Mom. Thank you.
Oh, my goodness. I am sorry you had to hear our little family discussion about...
Sorry that we are bugging you. Do you have my backpack?
Come on, hon. Let's go. Oh, it's in the kitchen.
Oh, yes.
Ok. Ok.
Yeah. Your mom is so nice.
I want you to distract my parents while I slip out and get these glasses to them, ok?
Ronald Wickity?
It's Witwicky. Who are you?
We are the government. Sector 7.
Never heard of it. Never will.
Your son's the great-grandson of Captain Archibald Wickity, is he not?
It's Witwicky.
May I enter the premises, sir?
Ron,
there is guys all over the front yard.
What the heck is going on here?
Your son filed a stolen car report last night.
We think it's involved in a national security matter.
They are ripping up my rose bushes! National security?
That's right. National security.
My God, Ron, they are everywhere.
There is guys in suits all around the house! Look at this!
Could you stay off the grass?
Get me a sample and some isotope readings.
They are pulling bushes out of the ground!
Good Lord!
They ave got to get their hands off my bush!
Drop the bat, ma'am. Hey, hey, hey, that's my...
I am carrying a loaded weapon.
But you would better get those guys out of my garden
or I am gonna beat the crap out of them!
Are you experiencing any flu like symptoms?
Aching joints? Fever? No!
What is this?
How you doing, son?
Is your name Sam?
Yeah. Well, I need you to come with us.
Way out of line.
Sir, I am asking politely.
Back off.
You are not taking my son. Really?
You gonna try to get rough with us?
No, but I am gonna call the cops
because there is something fishy going on around here.
Yeah. There is something a little fishy about you, your son,
your little Taco Bell dog
and this whole operation you got going on here.
What operation? That is what we are gonna find out.
I think direct contact.
Son? Yeah.
Step forward, please. Just stand?
14 rads.
Bingo! Tag them and bag them!
If you hurt my dog, I will kick your ass!
Get me a sample on that vegetation ASAP!
Sam! Do not say anything, Sam!
Yeah. Not a word until we get a lawyer!
So...
LadiesMan217.
That is your eBay username, right?
Yeah, but, you know, it was a typo
and I ran with it. What do you make of this?
My name is Sam Witwicky, ok? And my...
Is that you?
Yeah, that sounds like LadiesMan.
Last night at the station, you told the officer your car transformed.
Enlighten me. Well, here is what I said, ok?
Because this is a total misunderstanding
that my car had been stolen...
Really? From me, from my home,
but it's fine now because it's back! It came back!
Well, not by itself. Well, no.
Because cars don't do that because that would be crazy.
That's funny. That is so funny.
So what do you kids know about aliens?
Oh, you mean, like a Martian?
Like what, E.T.? No.
It's an urban legend. Yeah.
You see this?
This is an I-can-do-whatever-I-want and-get-away-with-it badge.
Right. I am gonna lock you up forever.
Oh, God. You know what? Don't listen to him.
He is just pissy because he is got to get back to guarding the mall.
You, in the training bra, do not test me.
Especially with your daddy's parole coming up.
What? Parole?
It's nothing.
Oh, grand theft auto, that ain't nothing?
You know those cars my dad used to teach me to fix?
Well, they... They were not always his.
You stole cars?
Well, we could not always afford a babysitter,
so sometimes he had to take me along.
She has got her own juvie record to prove it!
She is a criminal.
Criminals are hot.
That had be a real shame if he had to rot in jail the rest of his natural life.
It is time to talk!
Big! It's big!
Go, go, go, go!
I can't see it! I can't see it! Shift your weight towards the front!
Alright! Alright!
You A-holes are in trouble now.
Gentlemen,
I want to introduce you to my friend,
Optimus Prime.
Taking the children, was a bad move.
Autobots,
relieve them of their weapons.
Freeze!
Give me those!
Hi, there.
You don't seem afraid.
Are you not surprised to see us?
Look,
there are seven protocols,
ok?
I am not authorized to communicate with you
except to tell you I can't communicate with you.
Get out of the car. Alright.
Me? You want me to get... Now!
Alright, alright. Get out. Hey.
Alright, I am... I am getting out.
I am. I am getting out. You see?
Very nifty how you put us down without, really...
killing us.
You are good with handcuffs too now?
How you doing?
You were not supposed to hear all that. How is it going?
Yeah.
This is real.
Sam,
I have a record because I would not turn my dad in.
When have you had to sacrifice anything in your perfect little life?
Big guys. Big guys with big guns?
What is Sector 7?
Answer me. I am the one who asks questions around here.
Not you, young man!
How did you know about the aliens? Where did you take my parents?
I am not at liberty to discuss it. No?
Hey. You touch me, that's a federal offense.
Do-whatever-you-want and-get-away-with-it badge, right?
Yeah. Brave now all of a sudden, with his big alien friend standing over there.
Where is Sector 7? Would not you like to know?
Hey! Hey!
Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man.
Get that thing to stop?
Alright, tough guy, take it off.
What are you talking about?
Your clothes all of it, off.
For what?
For threatening my dad.
Little lady,
this is the beginning...
of the end of your life.
You are a criminal.
Let's face facts. It's in your gene pool.
Those are nice.
Now get behind the pole.
Alright. This is such a felony,
what you are doing.
I will hunt you down, ok? He will hunt you down.
Without any remorse! No remorse.
Enjoy. Ok?
We have got to alert everyone.
They already know. Speaker.
Optimus! Incoming!
Roll out.
Ok, I am picking up rad readings under that bridge right down there.
Ok, I am getting really good rad readings. 42 and higher.
Up you get.
Ok, we are dropping in.
Really strong readings right down below us. There he is.
Ship one and two, come on in.
That's it, right there. Mark him, mark him.
Ok, there he is. 11.30.11.30. Right off the nose.
I got it. 12 o'clock
Ok, I am tracking him. I have got him.
Got him going down the street.
Ok. Where did he go, guys? I lost him.
Got no IR signature. Where did he go?
Ok, I lost him. I lost him.
Ok, we are coming around.
Easy, you two.
No! No! No, Sam!
Sam, don't drop me!
Sam, don't! Sam, don't!
I am slipping! I am slipping!
Hold on!
No!
Sam!
Alright, we have got him pinned. We have got him pinned in the river.
I am in for the shot.
Stop! Stop!
Wait!
No!
Take the shot, get him. Take the shot.
No!
Stop!
Get down on the ground!
Get down! Get down!
What? Ok.
Look, he is not fighting back!
Freeze it! Freeze it! Freeze it!
Stop hurting him!
Don't let him move!
I got him here!
No!
Happy to see me again?
Put him in a car with his little criminal friend.
I want that thing frozen and ready for transport!
Hang back. Let me check it out.
Optimus,
are we just gonna stand here and do nothing?
There is no way to free Bumblebee without harming the humans.
But it's not right. He... Let them leave.
The Chinese and the Russians are nearing our area of operations
in the western Pacific.
We feel like this could get out of hand real fast.
But the next couple of hours may just define his presidency.
US and Chinese task forces approaching 100 nautical miles
of cruise missile range.
Tell the strike group commander that he is not to engage unless fired on first.
Yes, sir! Mr. Secretary?
Tom Banachek.
I am with Sector 7,
Advanced Research Division.
Never heard of it.
I am a little busy, Tom. I think you can see that.
What's going on here? I don't know.
Sit rep!
Talk to me!
The whole room is gone down, sir. I can see that!
The virus was coded to shut us down.
General?
I will take a seat.
What do you mean, shut us down?
They used our network to spread out to the whole world.
The blackout is global.
We have no communications, satellite and land lines are dead.
You mean to tell me that I cannot pick up this telephone
and call my family?
Mr. Secretary?
I am here under direct order from the President.
You really need to see what I have in the case.
You will have to accept that there are certain things
you won't understand right away.
Sector 7 is a special-access division of the government
convened in secret under President Hoover 80 years ago.
You may remember NASA JPL lost the Beagle 2 Mars Rover.
We told them to report the mission a complete failure.
It was not.
Beagle 2 transmitted 13 seconds.
This was classified above top secret.
EDA ended at 170 hours...
More than just a pile of Martian rocks.
This is the image from Mars.
Here is the image your Special Ops team,
was able to retrieve from the base attack.
We believe they are of the same exoskeletal type,
and obviously not Russian or North Korean.
Are we talking about...
an invasion? We intercepted the message
from your Special Ops team.
These things can be hurt by our weapons and now they know it.
That's why the virus shut us down,
so we can't coordinate against their next attack,
which I would bet my ridiculous government salary is coming...
soon.
Get word to our fleet commanders over the National Guard frequency.
It's a shortwave radio channel.
It might be still working.
Tell them to turn their ships around and come home.
ASAP!
And inform all commands,
to prepare for imminent attack.
Captain Lennox, we need you and your team to come with us right now!
Let's go!
She is in here.
What's going on?
You are coming with me.
You are going to be my advisor.
Me, too?
Who is this?
He is my advisor.
He comes, too.
So...
What did they get you for?
I bought a car.
Turned out to be an alien robot.
Who knew?
Make a hole! Watch your back!
Please,
let this work.
Fire it up, Optimus.
The code.
The code on these glasses indicates the All Spark is 230 miles from here.
I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize.
They must know it's here, as well.
What about Bumblebee?
We can't just leave him to die,
and become some human experiment!
He will die in vain if we don't accomplish our mission.
Bumblebee is a brave soldier.
This is what he would want.
Why are we fighting to save the humans?
They are a primitive,
and violent race.
Were we so different?
They are a young species.
They have much to learn.
But I have seen goodness in them.
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
You all know there is only one way to end this war.
We must destroy the Cube.
If all else fails,
I will unite it with the spark in my chest.
That's suicide.
The Cube is raw power. It could destroy you both.
A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet.
We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes.
It's been an honor serving with you all.
Autobots, roll out!
We rolling!
Team attention!
Present arms!
At ease.
Captain, Sergeant.
Got your Intel. Excellent work.
Thank you, sir. What about the gunships?
They are being retrofitted with sabot rounds now.
If they hit us again, we will be ready for them.
But it won't do us much good if we can't get world communications back up.
Hey, kid.
I think we got off to a bad start?
You must be hungry?
You want a latte? HoHo? Double venti macchiato?
Where is my car?
Son,
I need you to listen to me very carefully.
People can die here.
We need to know everything you know. We need to know it now.
Ok.
But first, I will take my car, my parents.
Maybe you should write that down.
Oh, and her juvie record.
That's got to be gone.
Like, forever.
Come with me. We will talk about your car.
Thank you.
The man is an extortionist.
Alright, here is the situation.
You have all had direct contact with the NBEs.
NBEs?
Non-Biological Extraterrestrials.
Try and keep up with the acronyms.
What you are about to see is totally classified.
Dear God. What is this?
We think...
when he made his approach over the north pole,
our gravitational field screwed up his telemetry.
He crashed in the ice,
probably a few thousand years ago.
We shipped him here to this facility in 1934.
We call him NBE One.
Well, sir, I don't mean to correct you on everything you think you know but...
that's Megatron.
He is the leader of the Decepticons.
He has been in cryostasis since 1935.
Your great-great-grandfather...
made one of the greatest discoveries in the history of mankind.
Fact is, you are looking at the source of the modern age,
the microchip,
lasers,
spaceflight, cars, all reverse-engineered...
by studying him.
NBE One.
That's what we call it.
And you didn't think the United States military might need to know
that you are keeping a hostile alien robot frozen in the basement?
Until these events, we had no credible threat to national security.
Well, you got one now.
So why Earth?
It's the All Spark.
All Spark? What is that?
Well, yeah, they came here looking for some sort of cube-looking thing.
Anyway, Mr. NBE One here, AKA Megatron,
that's what they call him,
who is pretty much the harbinger of death, wants to use the Cube
to transform human technology
to take over the universe.
That's their plan.
And you are sure about that? Yeah.
You guys know where it is, don't you?
Follow me.
You are about to see our crown jewel.
Carbon dating puts the Cube here around 10,000 BC.
The first Seven,
didn't find it until 1913.
They knew it was alien because of the matching hieroglyphics on the Cube
as well as NBE One.
President Hoover had the dam built around it.
4 football fields thick of concrete.
A perfect way to hide its energy from being detected by anyone or...
any alien species on the outside.
Wait, back up. You said the dam hides the Cube's energy.
What kind exactly? Good question.
Please step inside.
They have to lock us in.
What's that? Freddy Krueger done been up in here or something?
Oh, no, man.
Freddy Krueger have 4 blades, man. That's only 3. That's Wolverine!
Right? That's Wolverine! That's very funny.
Anybody have any mechanical devices? BlackBerry? Key alarm? Cell phone?
I got a phone.
Nokias are real nasty.
You have got to respect the Japanese.
They know the way of the samurai.
Nokia is from Finland.
Yes, but he is, you know,
a little strange. He is a little strange.
We are able to take the Cube radiation
and funnel it into that box.
Mean little sucker?
That thing is freaky!
Kind of like the itty-bitty Energizer Bunny from hell?
He is breaking the box.
Go! Go! Go!
Move!
Gentlemen,
they know the Cube is here.
Banachek. What's going on?
Well, the NBE One hangar has lost power...
What? And the backup generator
is just not gonna cut it. Do you have an arms room?
Megatron! Megatron! Megatron!
Get everyone to the NBE One chamber now!
The lights are out! Move it! Move it!
Let's go!
They are popping our generators!
Megatron melting!
We are losing pressure.
Stand by! Set!
We are losing pressure!
The cryogenic system is failing! We are losing NBE One!
40 millimeter sabot rounds on that table!
You got to take me to my car.
You have to take me to my car.
He is gonna know what to do with the Cube.
Your car? It's confiscated. Then unconfiscate it.
We do not know what will happen if we let it near this thing!
You don't know. Maybe you know, but I don't know.
You just wanna sit here and wait and see what happens?
I have people's lives at stake here, young man.
Take him to his car!
Drop it.
Drop your weapon, soldier.
There is an alien war going on and you are gonna shoot me?
You know, we didn't ask to be here.
I am ordering you under S-Seven executive jurisdiction.
S-Seven don't exist.
Right. And we don't take orders from people that don't exist.
I am gonna count to 5. Ok. Well, I am gonna count to 3.
Simmons?
Yes, sir? I would do what he says.
Losing is really not an option for these guys.
Alright.
Ok.
Hey,
you want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro?
That's cool.
No, no!
Stop! You got to stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
No, no, stop, stop, stop! Let him go! Let him go!
Are you ok?
They didn't hurt you, right?
Listen to me.
The Cube is here and the Decepticons are coming.
No, no, don't worry about them. They are ok.
Right?
They are not gonna hurt you.
Just back up a little bit.
He is friendly. He is fine.
Ok, come on.
Put the guns down. They are not gonna hurt you.
Here, come with me. I am gonna take you to the All Spark.
Ok, here we go. He doing something.
He doing something.
Oh, my God.
Message from Starfleet, Captain.
Let's get to it.
He is right. We stay here, we are screwed with Megatron in the other hangar.
Mission City is 22 miles away.
We are gonna sneak that Cube out of here
and we are gonna hide it somewhere in the city.
Good! Right.
But we cannot make a stand without the Air Force.
This place must have some kind of radio link!
Yes. Shortwave, CB. Right, yes.
Sir, you got to figure out some way to get word out to them.
Let's move! In the alien archive, sir!
The alien... There is an old Army radio console.
Will it work? Anything is possible!
Did you see that...
Alright, Sam, get it in the car!
Mr. Secretary! Get our birds in the air.
When we get to the city, we are gonna find a radio,
and I will have Epps vector them in, ok?
Affirmative!
Warning!
NBE One, cryo-containment failing.
Check that backup system!
The cryo is failing!
You got to bump up the cryo!
The cryo is failing!
Come on! Get out of here!
Heads up! Look out!
Set a perimeter around the yellow vehicle!
This way, this way, this way!
Up there! Let's go!
I am Megatron!
The Cube is ok?
Yeah, it's fine. Well, put the seat belt on.
Pour it on him!
I live to serve you, Lord Megatron.
Where is the Cube?
The humans have taken it.
You fail me yet again, Starscream.
Get them!
Come on, Mags!
Over here, sir!
Give me a minute. Give me a minute.
Come to me, Maxwell, come to me.
Plugged in there.
We are hot!
We are live!
Where are the mikes?
Mikes?
This doesn't work without mikes, Simmons.
No, no, no!
Let's find them.
Kid, get in the chair! Just get in the chair, alright?
Ok, I will sit. I will sit. They steal everything out of this place.
How do we get the signal out?
How do we call the Air Force?
Glen?
Glen, can you hot-wire this computer
to transmit a tone through the radio?
What good is that?
Morse code! You can use this to transmit it through that!
Ok, I will do it!
Turn it around. Ok, let's see.
Simmons? I need a screwdriver!
There is Optimus.
Almost done.
What the hell was that?
Barricade the door!
Get something.
Watch out!
6, 5, 4, 6, 3.
Here!
Put some rounds in!
Master search.
I got it!
We are transmitting! Send exactly what I say!
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Burn, you little sucker! Burn!
This is Defense Secretary Keller.
Get me NORTHCOM commander.
What was that?
Authenticate emergency action.
Blackbird 1195...
Sir, I have an authenticated air strike order from Sec Def.
No, no, no, no, no. What?
It's the same cop!
Block them, block them, block them.
Oh, my God.
Cool, Mom!
This is so not good.
He's behind the pillar!
Shoot that mother fuc...
Maggie, cover fire!
It's the Air Force! They are responding!
Sucker, burn!
Oh, shit!
Yes! They are sending F-22s to the city!
Raptors, let's scramble, scramble, scramble.
Strike and Dark Star roll call.
Looking out the right side.
Push to Kill Box One Alpha...
Come on, let's go!
Mount up!
Here, I got shortwave radios.
Wait. What am I supposed to do with these?
Well, use them! It's all we got!
This is like RadioShack dinosaur radios or something, man.
I am only gonna get 20 or 30 miles out of these things.
Are there any aircraft orbiting the city?
F-22 at 12 o'clock.
Alright, I want planes for air cover and get Black Hawks on station
to extract that Cube. You got it?
Air Force has arrived! Pop smoke!
Raptor, Raptor, do you copy?
We have you visual.
Green smoke is the mark.
Provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction.
It's Starscream!
Please tell me you copy.
Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee!
No, no, no, no, no! Move!
Back up! Back up!
Retreat! Fall back!
Incoming!
Anybody hurt? Everyone ok?
Clear the area!
Oh, my God.
Bumblebee? No. Your legs!
Your legs.
Here. Here, back, back, back, back!
You alright?
Please get up. Bumblebee? Get up!
Ratchet!
What the hell was that? What are you talking about?
What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us!
F-22 pilots would never fly below buildings.
That's alien. That ain't friendly!
You got to get up. You are ok. You are ok.
Come on!
Army Black Hawk inbound to your location. Over.
Alpha 273 degrees, 10 miles.
November Victor, 1.2 clicks north.
Move out! Let's go!
Let's go! Move!
I am not gonna leave you.
Come on, Decepticon punk!
Oh, my God!
Concentrate your fire!
Come on. Come on.
Megatron!
It's Megatron! Retreat!
Move! Fall back!
Fall back!
Get our guys out of the way! Get out of here! Go!
Get them out of the buggy! Move out!
We need air cover down here, now!
Sam, help me with this.
That all you got, Megatron?
Come here, little cretin.
You want a piece of me? You want a piece?
No! I want two!
What's going on?
Sir! That tank thing is getting back up.
Oh, these things just don't die.
Oh, we are so dead.
Wrap it around the head.
Sam!
Where is the Cube?
Right there. Ok.
And take that and wrap it around the base and then put it around his neck.
Ok?
Epps, get those Black Hawks here!
That building.
Ok. What?
Alright, I can't leave my guys back there, so here, take this flare.
Ok, there is a tall, white building with statues on top.
Go to the roof. Set the flare. No.
Signal the chopper and set the flare. No, no. I can't do this!
Listen to me! You are a soldier now!
Alright? I need you to take this Cube.
Get it into military hands while we hold them off,
or a lot of people are gonna die.
You got to go. You got to go.
No, I am not leaving. You need to go. Go.
No, I am not leaving till I get Bumblebee out of here, ok?
Army Black Hawk requested.
Immediate evac for civilian boy with precious cargo.
Headed to rooftop marked by flare.
Sam, we will protect you. Ok.
Epps, where are those planes?
Sam!
No matter what happens,
I am really glad I got in that car with you.
Sam! Get to the building!
Move!
Decepticons, attack!
Hit it!
Cover fire! Move to cover!
Watch out!
Girl, get that tow truck out of here!
I am going! I am going!
Get out of here now!
Megatron!
Prime.
Humans don't deserve to live.
They deserve to choose for themselves.
Then you will die with them!
Join them in extinction!
Keep moving, Sam!
Don't stop!
No!
Sam, get to the building!
Give me that Cube, boy!
Did that jerk just dent my car?
You are not gonna get me.
You are not gonna get me!
I smell you,
boy!
Maggot!
Oh, no!
I will drive! You shoot!
This isn't going well!
Shoot! Shoot!
Nice shot.
That tank is definitely dead now.
Alright, let's go! We got business!
Hey!
I am over here!
We have got the boy.
Watch out!
Missile!
Hang on, Sam!
No!
Is it fear or courage,
that compels you, fleshling?
Where do I go?
Give me the All Spark
and you may live to be my pet.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I am never giving you this All Spark!
Oh, so unwise.
I got you, boy.
Hold on to the Cube!
Oh, no. Oh, no!
Disgusting.
Sam?
You risked your life to protect the Cube.
No sacrifice,
no victory.
If I cannot defeat Megatron,
you must push the Cube into my chest.
I will sacrifice myself, to destroy it.
Get behind me.
It's you and me, Megatron.
No, it's just me, Prime.
At the end of this day,
one shall stand,
one shall fall.
You still fight for the weak!
That is why you lose!
Fighter jets in 60 seconds.
We got friendlies mixed with bad guys. Targets will be marked.
Hey.
Bring the rain.
Alright, let's kill these things.
Move, move, move! Remember, aim low.
Armor is weak under the chest.
Target marked. Still waiting.
Time on target, 20 seconds.
F-22s, we are still waiting.
Move out!
Incoming!
Weapons armed. Status green.
Run! Move!
Second wave is on approach.
What is that? Break off!
Copy. It's either a massive amount of...
Two, get a lock! Pop that guy!
Stay on him. Keep him in your sights.
Take him out!
Two is down!
I will kill you!
Mine!
All Spark!
Sam! Put
the Cube in my chest! Now!
Sam!
No, Sam!
Hold up.
You left me no choice, brother.
Sam,
I owe you my life.
We are in your debt.
Prime, we could not save him.
Jazz.
We lost a great comrade
but gained new ones.
Thank you, all of you.
You honor us with your bravery.
Permission to speak, sir?
Permission granted, old friend.
You speak now?
I wish to stay with the boy.
If that is his choice.
Yes.
Gentlemen,
the President has ordered Sector 7...
be terminated
and the remains of the dead aliens
disposed of.
The Laurentian Abyss,
is 7 miles below sea level,
deepest place on our planet.
The massive depth and pressure there, coupled with subfreezing temperatures,
would crush and entomb them,
leaving no evidence.
With the All Spark gone,
we cannot return life to our planet.
And fate has yielded its reward,
a new world to call home.
We live among its people now,
hiding in plain sight,
but watching over them in secret,
waiting,
protecting.
I have witnessed their capacity for courage.
And though we are worlds apart,
like us,
there is more to them,
than meets the eye.
I am Optimus Prime
and I send this message to any surviving Autobots
taking refuge among the stars.
We are here.
We are waiting.
By LESAIGNEUR Sync & corrections June 2022
Can you shed any light on the recent, so-called alien activity in the area?
Do you know what?
I think that...
if there was some sort of an alien
infestation... Yeah.
They, the government, would be the first to let you know.
The government would let us know.
I mean, this is America. Yeah.
You know, that's how we know we live in a free land,
because there is no secrets.
They would say, Hey! Duck and cover.
Your head is kind of a different size than it is on television.