1 00:00:41,390 --> 00:00:44,890 Yeah 2 00:00:45,090 --> 00:00:47,990 Yes, I've never been to Graceland 3 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:50,390 Never took that trip 4 00:00:55,390 --> 00:01:00,290 No, I never been to Vegas 'cept once on a plane 5 00:01:00,490 --> 00:01:03,190 I never left the airport 6 00:01:03,390 --> 00:01:06,190 Ain't goin' back again 7 00:01:09,790 --> 00:01:12,790 Yes, I've never been to Graceland 8 00:01:13,090 --> 00:01:16,290 In Jailhouse Rock, he was everything rockabilly's about. 9 00:01:16,390 --> 00:01:19,190 Nah, nah. I mean, he is rockabilly. 10 00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:22,790 Mean, surly, nasty, rude. 11 00:01:22,990 --> 00:01:26,390 In that movie, he couldn't give a fuck about nothin'. It's, like, rockin' and rollin', 12 00:01:26,590 --> 00:01:29,890 livin' fast, dying young and leaving a good-lookin' corpse. 13 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:34,690 Some people said he's crazy 14 00:01:34,890 --> 00:01:38,490 I watched that hillbilly, and I would wanna be him so bad. 15 00:01:38,790 --> 00:01:42,390 Elvis looked good. 16 00:01:42,590 --> 00:01:47,290 I mean, I ain't no fag, but Elvis was prettier than most women, you know? 17 00:01:47,490 --> 00:01:49,590 Most women. 18 00:01:51,890 --> 00:01:54,990 You know, I always said if I had to fuck a guy— 19 00:01:55,290 --> 00:01:58,790 you know, I mean, had to— if my life depended on it— 20 00:01:58,990 --> 00:02:02,190 I'd fuck Elvis. 21 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:06,090 I'd fuck Elvis. 22 00:02:06,190 --> 00:02:09,690 - Really? - Well, when he was alive. Not now. 23 00:02:09,990 --> 00:02:15,590 Well, I don't blame you. So we'd, uh, we'd both fuck Elvis. 24 00:02:15,890 --> 00:02:20,590 It's nice to meet people with common interests, ain't it? Yeah. 25 00:02:22,790 --> 00:02:26,090 Well, enough about the King. How 'bout— How 'bout you? 26 00:02:26,390 --> 00:02:30,490 How 'bout me, what? 27 00:02:30,690 --> 00:02:33,590 How 'bout you go to the movies with me tonight? 28 00:02:35,190 --> 00:02:39,390 - What are we gonna see? - A Sonny Chiba triple feature. 29 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:43,690 The Street Fighter, Return of the Street Fighter and Sister Street Fighter. 30 00:02:43,990 --> 00:02:48,490 - Who's Sonny Chiba? - Who is Sonny Chiba? 31 00:02:48,790 --> 00:02:53,690 He is, bar none, the finest actor working in martial arts movies today. 32 00:02:53,990 --> 00:02:57,190 You wanna take me to a Kung Fu movie? 33 00:02:59,290 --> 00:03:01,990 3 Kung Fu movies. 34 00:03:05,990 --> 00:03:10,590 I don't think so. Not really my cup of tea. 35 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:13,790 Ah, all right. 36 00:04:53,290 --> 00:04:57,690 I had to come all the way from the highway and byways of Tallahassee, Florida... 37 00:04:57,990 --> 00:05:01,890 to Motor City, Detroit, to find my true love. 38 00:05:02,090 --> 00:05:05,090 If you gave me a million years to ponder, 39 00:05:05,390 --> 00:05:09,890 I would never have guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together. 40 00:05:10,190 --> 00:05:14,890 And to this day, the events that followed all seem like a distant dream. 41 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:20,790 But the dream was real and was to change our lives forever. 42 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:27,590 I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing... 43 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:31,390 and everything seemed so shitty, and he'd say, 44 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:33,990 "That's the way it goes. 45 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:38,190 But don't forget: It goes the other way too." 46 00:05:38,390 --> 00:05:43,990 That's the way romance is. Usually, that's the way it goes. 47 00:05:44,290 --> 00:05:49,090 But every once in a while, it goes the other way too. 48 00:05:55,390 --> 00:05:58,390 My heart beats, and there's time. 49 00:06:15,990 --> 00:06:21,090 Don't move, Tojo. You'll be unconscious soon through lack of oxygen. 50 00:06:21,290 --> 00:06:26,290 - It's an ancient technique. - An oxygen— 51 00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:34,990 Oh, look what happened. Oh, God, I'm so sorry. 52 00:06:35,190 --> 00:06:37,490 - That's okay. I'm fine. - You okay? 53 00:06:37,690 --> 00:06:41,090 Oh, Jesus. I'm the clumsiest person in the world. 54 00:06:41,190 --> 00:06:43,790 It's all right. Accidents happen. 55 00:06:43,990 --> 00:06:47,290 What a wonderful philosophy. Thanks for being a sweetheart, 56 00:06:47,590 --> 00:06:49,790 'cause you could've been a real dick. 57 00:06:49,990 --> 00:06:52,890 - Come on. Ready? - Yes. 58 00:06:53,090 --> 00:06:56,190 Larry, where are we going? 59 00:07:07,090 --> 00:07:09,690 Look, we don't know what's going to be coming next. 60 00:07:09,890 --> 00:07:12,790 - You mean, you're scared? - Aren't you? 61 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:14,790 Hey, laundromat clothes! 62 00:07:14,990 --> 00:07:18,790 - Mind if I smoke? - No, no. 63 00:07:18,890 --> 00:07:21,690 Listen, do you mind filling me in on what I missed? 64 00:07:22,990 --> 00:07:25,290 No, no. Um— 65 00:07:27,090 --> 00:07:30,590 Let's see. Uh, that guy up there, that's Sonny Chiba. 66 00:07:30,790 --> 00:07:34,990 - The Oriental? - Yeah. The one in black. 67 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:40,090 - Want a Goober? - Uh, no— Yeah. 68 00:07:40,390 --> 00:07:42,890 In the beginning of the movie, he was hired to get this guy— 69 00:07:43,090 --> 00:07:47,990 - You've got popcorn all over you. - Thanks. That's all right. 70 00:07:49,690 --> 00:07:52,690 - Is he supposed to be a good guy? - Uh, well, 71 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:55,590 he ain't so much a good guy as he is just a bad motherfucker. 72 00:07:55,890 --> 00:07:59,690 He gets paid by people to fuck guys up, you know? 73 00:08:04,590 --> 00:08:06,790 You came to see 3 Kung Fu movies? 74 00:08:06,890 --> 00:08:09,890 - Sure. Why not? - Nothin', nothin'. 75 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:13,090 It's just you're a girl after my own heart, that's all. 76 00:08:13,290 --> 00:08:17,190 - Do you know what time it is? - It's about 12:00. 77 00:08:17,390 --> 00:08:20,790 I suppose you gotta get up early, huh? 78 00:08:21,090 --> 00:08:23,990 No, not particularly. How come? 79 00:08:24,190 --> 00:08:28,990 It's just after I see a movie, I like to go get a piece of pie and talk about it. 80 00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:33,690 It's sort of a little tradition I have. Do you like to get pie after you see a good movie? 81 00:08:35,690 --> 00:08:39,190 Yeah, I love to get pie after a movie. 82 00:08:39,290 --> 00:08:42,690 Would like to go get some pie with me? 83 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:45,190 Yeah, I'd love some pie. 84 00:08:45,590 --> 00:08:49,590 In my life 85 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:52,490 In that movie, he didn't give a fuck about nothin'... 86 00:08:52,690 --> 00:08:57,190 except rock 'n' roll, livin' fast, dyin' young and leavin' a good-lookin' corpse. 87 00:08:57,490 --> 00:09:00,990 Enough about the King. How about you? 88 00:09:01,190 --> 00:09:05,490 - How about me, what? - Tell me— Tell me about yourself. 89 00:09:05,790 --> 00:09:08,590 What do you wanna know? 90 00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:13,290 Well, for starters, uh, what do you do, where are you from, what's your favorite color, 91 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:17,290 who's your favorite movie star, what kind of music do you like, 92 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:20,190 what are your turn-ons, your turnoffs? 93 00:09:20,390 --> 00:09:23,290 I guess the big question is do you have a fella? 94 00:09:23,590 --> 00:09:26,890 Okay. Ask me again, one by one. 95 00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:29,490 - What do you do? - I don't remember. 96 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:31,590 - Where are you from? - I don't know. 97 00:09:31,690 --> 00:09:36,190 - What's your favorite color? - I don't know. Black? 98 00:09:36,490 --> 00:09:39,290 - Who's your favorite movie star? - Burt Reynolds. 99 00:09:39,490 --> 00:09:43,290 - You want a bite of my pie? - Yes, I would. A little one. 100 00:09:43,590 --> 00:09:46,590 All right. Oop. You all right? 101 00:09:46,790 --> 00:09:50,290 - It's good. You like it? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 102 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:55,190 - What kind of music you like? - Phil Spector. Girl group stuff like "He's a Rebel." 103 00:09:55,490 --> 00:09:57,990 What are your turn-ons? 104 00:09:58,190 --> 00:10:03,090 Mm, Mickey Rourke. A man who can appreciate the finer things in life, like sugar. 105 00:10:04,690 --> 00:10:07,490 Elvis's voice, Kung Fu, pot. 106 00:10:07,890 --> 00:10:11,190 - Turnoffs? - Turnoffs. 107 00:10:11,390 --> 00:10:14,890 - Mm-hmm. - Persians. 108 00:10:17,390 --> 00:10:20,290 Do you, uh, have a fella? 109 00:10:20,490 --> 00:10:23,490 Ask me that one a little bit later. 110 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:28,590 In a theater full of empty seats, why did you sit by me? 111 00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:34,090 'Cause you looked like a nice guy. 112 00:10:34,390 --> 00:10:37,790 So I had to dump my popcorn all over you. 113 00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:43,090 I'll get the check. Where to next? 114 00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:46,890 - Can I peek? - Don't peek. Keep your eyes shut. 115 00:10:47,190 --> 00:10:49,990 All right? All right. I'm turnin' the lights on. 116 00:10:50,090 --> 00:10:52,890 Okay. Open 'em. 117 00:10:53,090 --> 00:10:58,190 Oh, wow! Wow, what a swell place to work! 118 00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:03,390 Yeah, it's pretty cool. I got the keys, so I just come in, read comics, play music. 119 00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:07,390 - You worked here a long time? - Almost 4 years. 120 00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:09,590 That's a long time. 121 00:11:10,490 --> 00:11:13,790 I know, but it's not so bad. I mean, I'm pretty friendly with most of the customers, 122 00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:17,290 so I just hang out, you know, bullshit, read comic books. 123 00:11:17,790 --> 00:11:18,890 You get paid a lot? 124 00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:23,190 Uh, no. That's where the trouble comes into paradise. But— 125 00:11:23,590 --> 00:11:27,990 the boss, he's a pretty nice guy. He lets you borrow money from time to time. 126 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:32,190 To be lonely 127 00:11:32,590 --> 00:11:34,790 You wanna see what Spider-Man number 1 looks like? 128 00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:37,090 You bet. 129 00:11:37,790 --> 00:11:41,190 Just great stories, great characters, beautiful artwork. 130 00:11:41,390 --> 00:11:44,890 See, in this one here, Nick, he's gotten this ring for his sweetheart, 131 00:11:45,190 --> 00:11:47,990 and he wears it around his neck on a chain. 132 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:52,690 And later on in the story, he gets in this fight with this Nazi bastard. 133 00:11:52,890 --> 00:11:56,090 And the Kraut, he grabs ahold of the chain. The ring goes overboard. 134 00:11:56,290 --> 00:11:58,690 But I just don't know 135 00:11:58,790 --> 00:12:00,790 Nick, he dives into the ocean to get it. 136 00:12:01,990 --> 00:12:03,790 Isn't that cool? 137 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,890 - Haven't you heard - Haven't you heard 138 00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:09,990 Guess we're just 2 wounded birds 139 00:12:11,490 --> 00:12:15,290 Now we're both here 140 00:12:15,590 --> 00:12:18,390 And we're alone 141 00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:27,490 We still don't know 142 00:12:27,690 --> 00:12:31,690 What it takes Oh, girl 143 00:12:35,890 --> 00:12:40,090 We wanna feel love 144 00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:45,590 We're just so scared 145 00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:49,890 I know we've got nothing 146 00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:52,990 - But haven't you heard - Haven't you heard 147 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:57,690 I guess we're just 2 wounded birds 148 00:13:01,590 --> 00:13:05,090 Oh, we wanna say it 149 00:13:05,290 --> 00:13:08,490 - And can't find the words - Can't find the words 150 00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:11,890 I guess we're just 2 wounded birds 151 00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:51,590 What is it? Are you cryin'? What'd I do? Did I do somethin'? 152 00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:54,890 - You didn't do nothin'. - What is it? 153 00:13:56,990 --> 00:13:59,890 I have something I gotta tell you. 154 00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:05,790 I didn't just happen to be at that theater. I was paid to be there. 155 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:11,190 You were paid to be there? Are you a theater checker? You get paid to check up... 156 00:14:11,490 --> 00:14:14,190 on the box office girls, make sure they're not ripping the place off? 157 00:14:14,390 --> 00:14:17,290 I'm not a theater checker. I'm a call girl. 158 00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:23,190 - You're a whore? - No, I'm a call girl, and there's a difference. 159 00:14:26,590 --> 00:14:32,090 Here it goes. You know the place you took me last night, the place you work? 160 00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:34,990 - Heroes for Sale? - You got a boss, right? 161 00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:37,290 - Yeah. - What's his name? 162 00:14:37,490 --> 00:14:41,190 - Lance. - That's him. He called the place where I work. 163 00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:44,290 He ordered a girl for you. He said he wanted you to get laid, 164 00:14:44,390 --> 00:14:47,890 seein' you didn't get out much and it was your birthday and all. 165 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:53,690 He wanted me to act like I just showed up. How did he know you were gonna be at that theater? 166 00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:56,790 Uh, well, I go to the movies every year on my birthday. 167 00:14:56,990 --> 00:15:00,990 In fact, he called me up this week to find out what my birthday movie was gonna be. 168 00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:05,190 - You're not mad? - No, man. 169 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:09,590 I can't tell you— That's one of the best times I ever had. It was. 170 00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:13,590 I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. 171 00:15:13,890 --> 00:15:18,490 I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you didn't have a dick. 172 00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:22,290 Stop being so fucking calm about all this! Go look in your house! 173 00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:25,890 There's a note on your TV. It says "Dear Clarence," 'cause I couldn't write any more. 174 00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:30,290 So I just said, "Alabama, come clean and just tell him what's what. 175 00:15:30,590 --> 00:15:35,190 And if he tells you to go back to Drexl and fuck yourself, then go back and fuck yourself." 176 00:15:35,490 --> 00:15:39,490 - Drexl? What's a Drexl? - Please shut up! I'm trying to come clean, okay? 177 00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:43,490 I've been a call girl for exactly 4 days, and you're my 3rd customer. 178 00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:46,890 I want you to know that I am not damaged goods. 179 00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:51,690 I'm not what they call in Florida "white trash." I'm a really good person. 180 00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:55,090 And when it comes to relationships, 181 00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:58,090 I'm 100%-- 182 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:02,490 I'm 100% monogamous. 183 00:16:02,690 --> 00:16:06,390 - You stay with one guy? - Exactly. 184 00:16:06,690 --> 00:16:11,190 If I'm with you, then I'm with you, and I don't want anybody else. 185 00:16:13,790 --> 00:16:18,190 Now, I gotta tell you something else. When you said last night... 186 00:16:18,390 --> 00:16:21,290 was one of the best times you ever had, did you mean physically? 187 00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:24,890 Well, yeah. Yeah, but I'm talking about the whole night. 188 00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:28,790 I mean, I never had as much fun with a girl as I had with you in my whole life. 189 00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:33,190 It's true. You like Elvis. You like Janis. 190 00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:37,090 You like Kung Fu movies. You like The Partridge Family. 191 00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:41,190 - Star Trek. - Actually, I don't like The Partridge Family. 192 00:16:41,490 --> 00:16:45,890 That was part of the act. 193 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:51,190 Clarence— and I feel really goofy saying this... 194 00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:54,590 after only knowing you one night... 195 00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:57,990 and me being a call girl and all— 196 00:16:58,190 --> 00:17:01,090 but I think I love you. 197 00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:10,890 Wait a second. 198 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:15,590 Look, I've been tryin' to keep this whole thing in perspective. 199 00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:19,190 You just said you love me. Now, if I say I love you and just throw caution to the wind... 200 00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:22,690 and let the chips fall where they may, and you're lyin' to me, I'm gonna fuckin' die. 201 00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:27,790 I'm not lyin' to you, and I swear from this moment forth, 202 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:31,290 I'll never lie to you again. 203 00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:46,590 - Whoo-hoo! Well, hello, Mrs. Worley. - How do you do, Mr. Worley? 204 00:17:46,790 --> 00:17:50,690 - Top of the mornin' to ya, Mrs. Worley. - Bottom of the ninth, Mr. Worley. 205 00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:53,590 - By the way, have you seen your lovely little wife today? - Are you speaking... 206 00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:56,590 of my beautiful, charming, sexy wife, Mrs. Alabama Worley? 207 00:17:56,790 --> 00:17:59,390 - Why, are there any others, Mr. Worley? - No. None for me. No. 208 00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:02,390 - No. No. - Yes. Yes. 209 00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:10,790 - It's a nice day for a white wedding - Excuse me. 210 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,090 Do you think you could turn down the heat just a teeny bit? 211 00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:18,490 It's a nice day to start again 212 00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:21,290 'Bama, I gotta ask you a question. Who and what is a Drexl? 213 00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:27,990 - He was my pimp. - You had a pimp? 214 00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:34,290 - I was a call girl. Call girls have pimps. - Was he black? 215 00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:38,790 He thinks he is. He said his mama was an Apache, but I suspect he's lyin'. 216 00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:43,390 - Is he nice? - I wouldn't go so far as to call him nice, 217 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,090 but he treated me pretty decent. 218 00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:49,190 I was only there for 4 days. He got a little bit rough the other day. 219 00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:52,190 - What do you mean? With you? - No. My friend Arlene. 220 00:18:52,490 --> 00:18:57,290 - What did he do to Arlene? - Slapped her around a little bit, kicked her. 221 00:18:57,590 --> 00:19:01,790 - It was pretty scary. - This motherfucker sounds beautiful. 222 00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:06,590 What'd you do to end up with a son of a bitch like that? 223 00:19:10,090 --> 00:19:14,290 - What you motherfuckers talkin' about? - Floyd say he don't be eatin' pussy. 224 00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:18,490 Drexl, shit. Any nigga say he don't eat pussy is lyin' his ass off. 225 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:22,790 - I heard that. - Hold on a second, Big "D." You sayin' you eat pussy? 226 00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:25,990 Yeah, motherfucker. I eat everything. I eat pussy. I eat the butt. 227 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:29,390 - I eat every motherfuckin' thing. - If I ever did eat some pussy— 228 00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:33,390 I would never eat any pussy, right? But if I did eat some pussy, 229 00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:36,390 I sure as hell wouldn't tell no-goddamn-body about it. 230 00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:39,890 - I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker, man. - Nigga, you smoke enough Sherm, 231 00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:42,890 your dumb ass'll do a lot of motherfuckin' things. 232 00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:46,490 You'd be up in there suckin' niggas' dicks! 233 00:19:47,690 --> 00:19:50,590 - Oh. - Yo, man! Fuck you guys! 234 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:55,090 - You guys is fucked up. - Yo, yo, why you trippin'? We just fuckin' with you. 235 00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:59,890 In fact, I'm gonna show you what I mean with a little demonstration. 236 00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:03,190 Toss me the burner. 237 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:06,190 All right. Peep this. 238 00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:11,390 Pretend it's that fine centerfold bitch. 239 00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:15,790 Know what I'm sayin'? And you're you. 240 00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:30,390 You say it ain't tough I got ya I can't get enough, Get it 241 00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:34,790 Get it, get it 242 00:20:35,090 --> 00:20:37,890 Get it 243 00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:02,990 - Honey, where are you going? - Bathroom. 244 00:21:12,490 --> 00:21:15,690 Johnny! 245 00:21:15,890 --> 00:21:20,790 - Oh. - I'm so lonely 246 00:21:21,290 --> 00:21:23,990 I'm so lonely 247 00:21:24,190 --> 00:21:26,990 I'm so lonely I could die 248 00:21:27,290 --> 00:21:31,690 - Well, can you live with it? - What? 249 00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:34,490 - I said, can you live with it? - Live with what? 250 00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:37,790 That son of a bitch walkin' around, breathing the same air as you, 251 00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:40,990 gettin' away with it every day. 252 00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:44,790 - Are you haunted? - Yeah. 253 00:21:44,890 --> 00:21:48,390 - You wanna get un-haunted? - Oh, yeah. 254 00:21:48,690 --> 00:21:52,390 Well, I'd kill him, shoot him in the face, 255 00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:54,890 put him down like a dog. 256 00:21:54,890 --> 00:21:58,290 - I can't believe what you're tellin' me. - I'm just sayin' what I'd do. 257 00:21:58,590 --> 00:22:02,790 - You'd do that? - Fuck don't deserve to live. 258 00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:06,490 Look, he's hauntin' me, you know? I mean, 259 00:22:06,690 --> 00:22:09,890 I do wanna kill him, but I don't wanna spend the rest of my life in jail. 260 00:22:10,190 --> 00:22:13,190 - Hey, man, I don't blame you. - If I thought I'd get away with it— 261 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:17,190 Get away with it? Killing's the hard part. 262 00:22:17,490 --> 00:22:21,590 Gettin' away with it, that's easy. You think a cop gives a fuck about a pimp? 263 00:22:23,090 --> 00:22:25,990 Listen. Every pimp in the world gets shot. 264 00:22:26,090 --> 00:22:30,190 2 in the back of the fuckin' head. Cops'd throw a party, man. 265 00:22:33,590 --> 00:22:37,190 As long as you're not at the scene of the crime, smokin' gun in your hand, 266 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,590 you'd get away with it. 267 00:22:39,790 --> 00:22:43,190 Clarence, I like you. I always have. 268 00:22:43,390 --> 00:22:46,190 Always will. 269 00:23:09,390 --> 00:23:14,190 - 'Bama. - Where are you goin'? 270 00:23:15,090 --> 00:23:17,690 I need you to write down your former address. 271 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:19,690 Why? 272 00:23:19,790 --> 00:23:22,890 Well, so I can go over there and pick up your stuff. That's why. 273 00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:26,790 Oh, baby. Come on, Clarence. I just wanna disappear from there. 274 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:30,190 Look, 'Bama, I know he scares the shit out of you, but I'm not scared of that motherfucker. 275 00:23:30,490 --> 00:23:33,790 You are completely out of his reach. He poses no threat to you. 276 00:23:33,990 --> 00:23:38,090 If he doesn't matter, which he doesn't, it would seem silly, you to lose all your things. 277 00:23:38,390 --> 00:23:40,990 - Now, that's all. - Listen. 278 00:23:41,090 --> 00:23:45,190 - You don't know him. - No. You don't know me, 279 00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:48,290 not when it comes to shit like this. 280 00:23:48,490 --> 00:23:53,990 I need to do this. I want you to know that you can count on me to protect you. 281 00:23:56,590 --> 00:24:00,090 Come on. Please. Just write it down. 282 00:24:08,090 --> 00:24:11,990 - This isn't a good idea. - I tell ya, it's gonna be fine. 283 00:24:12,290 --> 00:24:15,390 I'll be in and out of there. 284 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:20,090 - Be careful. - I will. 285 00:24:23,290 --> 00:24:26,890 - I love you. - Love you too. 286 00:25:29,890 --> 00:25:32,890 - You want something? - Hey. You Drexl? 287 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:36,690 - No, man. I'm Marty. - Well, I wanna talk to Drexl. 288 00:25:36,790 --> 00:25:42,090 - What the fuck you wanna talk to him about? - It's about Alabama. 289 00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:59,790 He was askin' about Alabama. 290 00:26:01,290 --> 00:26:04,690 - Where the fuck is that bitch? - She's with me. 291 00:26:04,890 --> 00:26:08,290 - Who the fuck are you? - I'm her husband. 292 00:26:13,190 --> 00:26:16,090 Well, that makes us practically related. 293 00:26:17,890 --> 00:26:20,590 You have a seat, boy. Grab yourself a'egg roll. 294 00:26:20,690 --> 00:26:23,590 We got everything here from a Little-Eyed Joe to damned if I know. 295 00:26:23,890 --> 00:26:26,190 No, thanks. 296 00:26:29,990 --> 00:26:34,290 "No, thanks"? What that mean, hmm? 297 00:26:34,490 --> 00:26:37,290 I think you're too scared to be eatin'. 298 00:26:44,090 --> 00:26:48,690 Now, see, we're sittin' down here, ready to negotiate, 299 00:26:48,990 --> 00:26:51,790 and you've already given up your shit. 300 00:26:51,990 --> 00:26:56,890 I'm still a mystery to you, but I know exactly where your white ass is comin' from. 301 00:26:57,190 --> 00:27:01,390 See, if I ask if you want some dinner and you grab a' egg roll and start to chow down, 302 00:27:01,590 --> 00:27:04,390 I say to myself, this motherfucker, he's carryin' on like he ain't got a care. 303 00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:07,790 And who knows? Maybe he don't. 304 00:27:08,090 --> 00:27:13,590 Maybe this fool is such a bad motherfucker, he don't got to worry about nothin'. 305 00:27:13,790 --> 00:27:17,590 He just sit down, watch my motherfuckin' TV. 306 00:27:17,790 --> 00:27:19,690 See? 307 00:27:22,090 --> 00:27:24,990 You ain't even sat down yet. 308 00:27:25,190 --> 00:27:28,390 Man, that TV over there— Since you been in the room, there's a woman with her "breastuses"... 309 00:27:28,590 --> 00:27:32,890 hangin' out, and you ain't even bothered to look. 310 00:27:33,190 --> 00:27:36,690 You just been clockin' me. 311 00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:41,490 I know I'm pretty, 312 00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:44,690 but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties. 313 00:27:44,890 --> 00:27:49,090 Ooh, wee! This child be fierce. 314 00:28:00,890 --> 00:28:04,890 I'm not eatin' 'cause I'm not hungry. I'm not sittin' 'cause I'm not stayin'. 315 00:28:05,190 --> 00:28:08,890 I ain't lookin' at the movie 'cause I already seen it 7 years ago. 316 00:28:09,190 --> 00:28:12,990 It's The Mack. Max Julian, Carol Speed and Richard Pryor. 317 00:28:13,090 --> 00:28:16,890 I ain't scared of ya. I just don't like ya. 318 00:28:17,190 --> 00:28:20,890 In that envelope right there is some payoff money. Alabama is movin' to greener pastures. 319 00:28:21,190 --> 00:28:25,190 We're not negotiatin'. I don't barter. What's in that envelope is for my peace of mind. 320 00:28:25,490 --> 00:28:29,490 My peace of mind is worth that much, not one penny more. 321 00:28:39,590 --> 00:28:41,490 It's empty. 322 00:28:50,290 --> 00:28:53,090 Marty, you know what we got here? 323 00:28:53,290 --> 00:28:56,390 Motherfuckin' Charlie Bronson. 324 00:28:56,590 --> 00:28:58,890 Mr. Majestyk? 325 00:28:58,990 --> 00:29:02,290 Lookie here, Charlie. 326 00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:07,490 None of this bullshit is necessary. I don't got no hold over Alabama. 327 00:29:07,790 --> 00:29:10,590 I was just tryin' to lend the girl a helpin' hand. 328 00:29:43,590 --> 00:29:46,690 - Come here, you mother— 329 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:11,890 This is what you get... 330 00:30:12,090 --> 00:30:14,790 if you fuck with me, white boy! 331 00:30:14,990 --> 00:30:17,990 Talkin' that smack in front of my motherfuckin' freaks! 332 00:30:18,290 --> 00:30:21,790 Shit, motherfucker! Your ass gotta be crazy! 333 00:30:30,890 --> 00:30:35,190 You must've thought it was white boy day, huh? 334 00:30:35,490 --> 00:30:39,090 - It ain't white boy day, is it? - No, man. It ain't white boy day. 335 00:30:39,290 --> 00:30:44,390 Shit, man. You done fucked up again. Huh? 336 00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:03,190 Well, well, well. Lookie what we got here. 337 00:31:03,490 --> 00:31:06,890 "Clarence Worley"? 338 00:31:08,490 --> 00:31:14,190 It sounds almost like a nigger name. And I know where you live. 339 00:31:20,290 --> 00:31:24,290 And I make a million-dollar bet that Alabama is at the same address. 340 00:31:24,590 --> 00:31:29,790 Marty, take the car. Go get her. Bring her dumb ass back here. 341 00:31:29,990 --> 00:31:34,390 - I think I'll keep lover boy here entertained. - Roxanne, where's my jacket? 342 00:31:34,590 --> 00:31:39,890 - Hey, Roxanne! - Hey, Marty, what the fuck are you doin'? 343 00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:44,190 - I gotta find my jacket. - Look in the fuckin' hamper. 344 00:31:47,190 --> 00:31:49,590 Drexl? 345 00:31:52,790 --> 00:31:55,890 You! Get a bag and put Alabama's things in it. 346 00:31:56,190 --> 00:31:59,490 Wanna get fuckin' shot? Get a bag and put Alabama's things in it. 347 00:31:59,690 --> 00:32:03,790 I just did you the biggest fuckin' favor of your life! 348 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:08,990 Open your eyes. I said, open your fuckin' eyes! 349 00:32:09,190 --> 00:32:12,590 You thought it was pretty fuckin' funny, didn't you? 350 00:32:12,890 --> 00:32:17,090 Well, fuck you! Fuck you, you piece of shit! 351 00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:21,990 Don't fuckin' move! 352 00:32:21,990 --> 00:32:24,790 I was selfish. I know I was selfish. 353 00:32:25,090 --> 00:32:30,190 I was, but I was carrying your child. 354 00:32:32,190 --> 00:32:34,490 Please don't leave. 355 00:32:36,090 --> 00:32:38,890 And if I told you— 356 00:32:41,190 --> 00:32:45,690 I killed him. Want a hamburger or somethin'? I'm fuckin' starvin' to death. 357 00:32:45,890 --> 00:32:50,090 - Is this a joke? - No joke. 358 00:32:51,990 --> 00:32:54,890 That's probably the best goddamn fuckin' hamburger I ever had in my entire life. 359 00:32:55,090 --> 00:32:57,990 I've never had a hamburger taste this good. 360 00:32:58,090 --> 00:33:01,290 Come on. Eat something. You'll feel better. 361 00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:06,190 You and I had this one night. 362 00:33:06,390 --> 00:33:08,090 What the fuck you cryin' for, huh? 363 00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:12,490 I mean, Christ, he's not worth one of your tears. 364 00:33:12,590 --> 00:33:15,590 Would you rather it have been me? Is that it, huh? 365 00:33:15,690 --> 00:33:19,290 Is that what you want? I mean, do you love him? Do you love him? 366 00:33:19,590 --> 00:33:22,190 I said, do you fuckin' love him, huh? 367 00:33:22,390 --> 00:33:25,890 - I think what you did wa— - What? - I think what you did... 368 00:33:26,190 --> 00:33:31,190 - What? - was so romantic. 369 00:33:34,690 --> 00:33:35,690 Yeah. 370 00:33:37,490 --> 00:33:40,890 - Oh, baby, you're bleeding. - Yeah. 371 00:33:42,990 --> 00:33:46,190 I got your things right here. 372 00:33:48,590 --> 00:33:49,890 Clean clothes. 373 00:33:51,590 --> 00:33:53,590 - I love you. - I love you. 374 00:33:53,790 --> 00:33:56,890 There's a God. 375 00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:23,690 The— These aren't my clothes. 376 00:34:24,290 --> 00:34:27,090 A little bitty tear let me down 377 00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:30,190 Spoilin' my act as a clown 378 00:34:30,390 --> 00:34:33,090 I was all made up not to frown 379 00:34:33,290 --> 00:34:36,590 But a little bitty tear let me down 380 00:34:36,890 --> 00:34:39,990 A little bitty tear let me down 381 00:34:40,090 --> 00:34:43,090 Spoilin' my act as a clown 382 00:34:43,190 --> 00:34:45,690 Rommel, where are you? Come here. Come on, boy. 383 00:34:45,790 --> 00:34:49,190 Get in here. You get in here now. Get in there. Go on. 384 00:34:49,490 --> 00:34:52,690 You said you were leavin' tomorrow 385 00:34:52,890 --> 00:34:56,290 That today was our last day 386 00:34:56,590 --> 00:34:59,890 I said there'd be no sorrow 387 00:34:59,990 --> 00:35:02,790 That I'd laugh when you walked away 388 00:35:02,890 --> 00:35:06,190 A little bitty tear let me down 389 00:35:06,490 --> 00:35:09,290 Spoiled my act as a clown 390 00:35:09,490 --> 00:35:12,190 I had it made up not to make a frown 391 00:35:12,390 --> 00:35:15,990 But a little bitty tear let me down 392 00:35:18,790 --> 00:35:22,490 Good mornin', Daddy. Hey, Rommel. 393 00:35:22,790 --> 00:35:26,690 Long time, no see, huh? Oh, yeah. Good boy. Good boy. 394 00:35:30,390 --> 00:35:34,390 Now, you're gonna have to excuse the place. 395 00:35:34,590 --> 00:35:37,990 I haven't been exactly doin' a lot of entertainment... 396 00:35:38,290 --> 00:35:41,090 of company as of late. 397 00:35:41,290 --> 00:35:44,290 I'm sorry if I seem a little tense, 398 00:35:44,490 --> 00:35:48,690 but you're the last person in the world that I expected to see this morning. 399 00:35:48,990 --> 00:35:51,890 That's okay, Dad. I tend to have that effect on people. 400 00:35:52,190 --> 00:35:55,790 You, uh, you got anything to drink around here? I'm dyin' of thirst. 401 00:35:55,890 --> 00:36:00,490 There should be— There should be a 7 UP in there. 402 00:36:00,790 --> 00:36:05,890 Anything stronger? Probably not. Beer? You can drink beer, can't you? 403 00:36:06,190 --> 00:36:10,590 I can, but I don't. 404 00:36:10,890 --> 00:36:14,590 Yeah, that's about all I ever eat. 405 00:36:15,890 --> 00:36:17,090 Excuse me. 406 00:36:18,090 --> 00:36:21,190 Hello, hello, hello. I'm his father. 407 00:36:21,390 --> 00:36:25,890 - How are you? - That's all right. I'm his wife, Alabama Worley. 408 00:36:26,290 --> 00:36:30,190 - Pleased to meet ya. - We got married. 409 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:33,690 Yeah. 410 00:36:46,590 --> 00:36:50,290 Well, lover, why don't you be a sport and go get us some beer? 411 00:36:50,590 --> 00:36:54,090 You want some beer? I mean, if you want some, it'll be here. 412 00:36:54,290 --> 00:36:56,890 All right? Where is there a liquor store around here? 413 00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:59,790 There's a party store down on 54th Street. 414 00:36:59,990 --> 00:37:03,390 Get a 6-pack of somethin' imported. 415 00:37:03,690 --> 00:37:07,790 Hard to tell you what to get, 'cause different places have different things. Here. 416 00:37:08,090 --> 00:37:11,090 - That should cover it. Okey-dokey. - Okey-dokey, Doggy Daddy. 417 00:37:11,290 --> 00:37:13,890 Okay. 418 00:37:22,190 --> 00:37:25,990 Ain't she the sweetest goddamn thing you ever saw in your whole life? 419 00:37:26,290 --> 00:37:28,990 I mean, she— she a 4-alarm fire or what? 420 00:37:30,990 --> 00:37:34,890 - She seems very nice. - Nice? 421 00:37:35,090 --> 00:37:38,090 Daddy, "nice" ain't the word. I mean, this girl, she's a peach, you know? 422 00:37:38,190 --> 00:37:41,290 She even tastes like a peach. 423 00:37:41,590 --> 00:37:45,490 You can tell I'm in love with her, can't you? 424 00:37:45,790 --> 00:37:48,490 No. Wait. I gotta talk. 425 00:37:48,590 --> 00:37:52,790 Clarence, sit down, shut up. 426 00:37:53,090 --> 00:37:55,590 You're givin' me a fuckin' headache. 427 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:59,390 I mean, you're so much like your mother I can't believe it. 428 00:37:59,690 --> 00:38:04,890 You're your fuckin' mother through and through. I haven't heard from you in 3 years. 429 00:38:05,190 --> 00:38:08,890 You show up all of a sudden at 8:00 in the morning. 430 00:38:09,190 --> 00:38:12,490 You walk in here like a goddamn bulldozer. 431 00:38:12,590 --> 00:38:15,990 And don't get me wrong. I love you. I'm glad to see you. 432 00:38:17,790 --> 00:38:21,090 But slow it down, man. 433 00:38:21,790 --> 00:38:23,090 All right? 434 00:38:24,890 --> 00:38:26,690 Now, 435 00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:31,790 when did you get married? 436 00:38:32,890 --> 00:38:35,690 Daddy, uh... 437 00:38:37,990 --> 00:38:41,290 I'm in big fuckin' trouble. 438 00:38:41,390 --> 00:38:43,890 I really need your help. 439 00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:47,690 No, no, no, no. Stop talking. 440 00:38:47,990 --> 00:38:51,190 - What do you want from me? - What? 441 00:38:51,290 --> 00:38:54,790 What do you want from me? Stop acting like an infant. 442 00:38:55,090 --> 00:39:00,190 You're here because you want me to help you in some way. What do you need from me? Money? 443 00:39:00,490 --> 00:39:04,690 - No. You still have friends on the force? - Yes, I still have friends. 444 00:39:04,990 --> 00:39:07,590 Well, then, could you just find out if they know anything about us? I don't think... 445 00:39:07,790 --> 00:39:10,090 they know shit, but I don't wanna think; I wanna know for sure. 446 00:39:10,290 --> 00:39:14,090 - You could do that, right? - What makes you think that I could do that? 447 00:39:14,290 --> 00:39:18,590 - 'Cause you were a cop. - But what makes you think that I would do that? 448 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:23,490 - 'Cause I'm your son. - Oh, you're my son. 449 00:39:23,790 --> 00:39:27,390 Oh, you got it, huh, all worked out, don't you, huh? 450 00:39:27,690 --> 00:39:30,890 - Oh, yeah. - Look. I mean, goddamn, I have never asked you for a goddamn thing. 451 00:39:31,090 --> 00:39:35,990 But Jesus fuckin' Christ, after Mom divorced you, did I ever ask you for anything? 452 00:39:36,190 --> 00:39:39,990 No, I didn't. When I wouldn't see you for a year and a half to 2 years, 453 00:39:40,190 --> 00:39:42,090 did I ever get in your shit about it? 454 00:39:42,190 --> 00:39:45,190 And that whole fuckin' time you were drunk, did I ever get mad and point my finger at you? 455 00:39:45,390 --> 00:39:48,190 No, I never did. Everybody else did, but I didn't. 456 00:39:48,290 --> 00:39:51,590 Now, look. I just need help, and you can fuckin' help me, all right? 457 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:56,490 Now, I'm basically a pretty resourceful guy. If I didn't need it, I wouldn't ask. 458 00:39:58,290 --> 00:40:02,090 I mean, if you wanna say no, then fine, forget it. 459 00:40:02,390 --> 00:40:05,190 Don't worry about it. No problem. I'm goin'. All right? 460 00:40:11,090 --> 00:40:12,790 The Virgin's back! 461 00:40:14,590 --> 00:40:16,790 Thank God. I could eat a horse if you slapped enough ketchup on it. 462 00:40:16,990 --> 00:40:20,090 - I didn't get you any chicken. - Well, how come? 463 00:40:20,290 --> 00:40:23,190 Honey, it's too early in the morning. It's only 9:00. 464 00:40:23,390 --> 00:40:25,290 Son of a bitch. 465 00:40:32,290 --> 00:40:36,490 - Dick Ritchie. Dick Ritchie! - That's me. I'm me. 466 00:40:36,790 --> 00:40:39,690 - Come inside. - Okay. 467 00:40:45,490 --> 00:40:48,490 Sit. Sit, sit, sit. 468 00:40:48,590 --> 00:40:51,990 Now, the part you'll be reading for is one of the bad guys. 469 00:40:52,290 --> 00:40:54,390 - There's Brian and Marty. - Who? 470 00:40:54,590 --> 00:40:57,690 - Is there a problem? - No. No. 471 00:40:57,790 --> 00:41:00,390 Peter Breck has already been cast in the part of Brian. 472 00:41:00,590 --> 00:41:02,790 So you'll be reading for the role of Marty. 473 00:41:02,890 --> 00:41:04,790 In this scene, you're both in a car, 474 00:41:04,890 --> 00:41:07,490 and Bill Shatner is hanging on the hood. 475 00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:10,290 What you wanna do is get him off. 476 00:41:10,390 --> 00:41:12,190 All right. I'm Marty. 477 00:41:13,890 --> 00:41:17,690 - Ready? - Yeah. Okay. 478 00:41:17,990 --> 00:41:21,290 I'm driving. Okay. 479 00:41:21,590 --> 00:41:24,690 - Where the fuck did he come from? - I don't know. 480 00:41:24,790 --> 00:41:27,590 - He just appeared like magic. - Well, don't just sit there. 481 00:41:27,790 --> 00:41:29,090 Shoot him. 482 00:41:29,290 --> 00:41:30,890 Get him! 483 00:41:30,990 --> 00:41:36,590 Thank you, Mr. Ritchie. I'm very impressed. You're a very fine actor. 484 00:41:36,890 --> 00:41:39,990 - Thank you. - Thank you. 485 00:41:40,190 --> 00:41:43,490 - We'll let you know. - Okay. 486 00:41:43,990 --> 00:41:46,690 - Okay, one-handed. - One-handed. There we go. 487 00:41:47,490 --> 00:41:48,890 Then the other one there. 488 00:41:48,990 --> 00:41:51,390 Here comes the train. 489 00:41:59,990 --> 00:42:02,490 Well, they found nothing. 490 00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:05,790 In fact, they think it's drug related. 491 00:42:06,090 --> 00:42:08,890 Uh, drug related? Why drug related? 492 00:42:09,090 --> 00:42:11,690 Well, apparently, Drexl had his big toe stuck in that shit. 493 00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:16,590 - Really? - Drexl had an association with a fellow named Blue Lou Boyle. 494 00:42:16,790 --> 00:42:19,990 - Name mean anything to you? - No. 495 00:42:20,290 --> 00:42:22,390 Well, if you don't hang around his circle, no reason it should. 496 00:42:22,590 --> 00:42:24,590 - Why? Who is he? - Gangster, drug dealer. 497 00:42:24,690 --> 00:42:27,590 Somebody that you don't want on your ass. Now, look, Clarence, 498 00:42:27,890 --> 00:42:30,990 the more I hear about this Drexl fucker, 499 00:42:31,190 --> 00:42:32,990 the more I think you did the right thing. 500 00:42:33,190 --> 00:42:35,090 This guy wasn't just some wild flake. 501 00:42:35,190 --> 00:42:37,790 No, man. That's what I was trying to tell you before. 502 00:42:37,990 --> 00:42:40,690 The guy was like a mad dog. 503 00:42:40,890 --> 00:42:43,690 So, the cops, they don't think— They're not after us. 504 00:42:43,890 --> 00:42:46,190 No. Until they hear something better, 505 00:42:46,390 --> 00:42:49,890 they'll just assume Drexl had a falling-out with Blue Lou. 506 00:42:50,190 --> 00:42:53,990 And once you leave town, I wouldn't even worry about it. 507 00:42:55,690 --> 00:42:58,390 Thanks a lot, Daddy. You really came through for me. 508 00:43:01,090 --> 00:43:02,890 I got some money I could give you. 509 00:43:03,090 --> 00:43:05,190 No. Keep it. Keep it. 510 00:43:06,590 --> 00:43:08,790 Well, now, son, 511 00:43:08,990 --> 00:43:11,490 I want you to know that, uh, 512 00:43:11,590 --> 00:43:14,890 I hope everything works out with you and Alabama. 513 00:43:15,090 --> 00:43:16,890 I like her. 514 00:43:18,690 --> 00:43:22,090 And I think you... make a real cute couple. 515 00:43:23,790 --> 00:43:27,490 Yeah, well, now, you— you stay out of trouble. 516 00:43:27,590 --> 00:43:29,590 Hmm? 517 00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:34,290 Remember, you got a—you got a wife to think about now. 518 00:43:34,590 --> 00:43:37,390 Quit fuckin' around. 519 00:43:39,190 --> 00:43:41,190 Son... 520 00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:45,590 I love you. 521 00:43:53,890 --> 00:43:56,290 - All right. - All right. 522 00:43:56,490 --> 00:44:00,390 This is my friend Dick Ritchie's number and address in Hollywood. 523 00:44:00,590 --> 00:44:02,490 That's where we're gonna be. 524 00:44:02,590 --> 00:44:04,490 You can get in touch with me through him. 525 00:44:04,590 --> 00:44:07,390 Come on, Alabama. We're taking off. Kiss Pops good-bye. 526 00:44:11,390 --> 00:44:14,490 Bye, Daddy. Hope to see you again soon. 527 00:44:17,690 --> 00:44:21,190 Hey! Hey! What kind of smackaroo is that? 528 00:44:25,090 --> 00:44:27,790 - We'll send you a postcard from Hollywood, all right? - Alabama. 529 00:44:27,890 --> 00:44:29,490 - Alabama. - Yes, sir? 530 00:44:29,690 --> 00:44:32,090 - Take care of that one for me. - Don't worry, Daddy. 531 00:44:32,290 --> 00:44:35,190 - I'm gonna keep this fellow on a short leash. - As the sun sets... 532 00:44:35,390 --> 00:44:38,490 slowly in the West, we bid you a fond farewell. 533 00:44:42,690 --> 00:44:45,090 - Bye, Daddy! - See you later, Pops! 534 00:44:45,290 --> 00:44:47,490 Son of a bitch was right. 535 00:44:47,690 --> 00:44:50,590 She tastes like a peach. Come on, Rommel! 536 00:44:50,790 --> 00:44:53,190 Come on, boy! Come on! Come on! 537 00:45:09,190 --> 00:45:09,890 Hello. 538 00:45:10,190 --> 00:45:12,190 - Hello, baby! - Hello, baby! 539 00:45:12,390 --> 00:45:13,990 - Clarence? - You got it. 540 00:45:14,190 --> 00:45:16,890 Clarence, it's great to hear from you. What's going on? 541 00:45:17,090 --> 00:45:20,790 - Well, you are gonna be seeing me shortly. - You're coming to L.A.? When? 542 00:45:21,090 --> 00:45:22,890 Uh, tomorrow. 543 00:45:23,090 --> 00:45:25,890 There is a story behind all that. I will tell you when I see you. 544 00:45:25,990 --> 00:45:28,990 And by the way, I ain't gonna be alone. I am bringing my lovely wife. 545 00:45:29,190 --> 00:45:31,790 Get the fuck out of here. Clarence, you got married? 546 00:45:31,990 --> 00:45:34,390 - I'm a married man, buddy. - Chantilly lace 547 00:45:34,490 --> 00:45:37,090 I'm a married man. You wanna say hello to my better half? Come here. 548 00:45:37,290 --> 00:45:41,090 - Hi, Dick. This is Alabama Worley. - How you doing, Alabama? 549 00:45:41,390 --> 00:45:45,190 Hi. Clarence told me all about you. He said you were his best friend. 550 00:45:45,390 --> 00:45:49,390 - So I guess that makes you my best friend too. - Tell him we gotta go. 551 00:45:49,490 --> 00:45:52,490 - Clarence says we gotta be going. - Can I speak to Clarence? 552 00:45:52,790 --> 00:45:55,390 - Ask him if he got the letter. - Did you get the letter? 553 00:45:55,590 --> 00:45:57,690 - What letter? - What letter? 554 00:45:57,890 --> 00:45:59,390 - Letters. - Letters. 555 00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:01,890 - I didn't get any letter. - Has he gotten his mail yet? 556 00:46:02,090 --> 00:46:05,390 - Have you gotten your mail yet? - Well, no. My roommate Floyd— 557 00:46:05,590 --> 00:46:10,890 - Has he looked through it? - Have you looked through it? No. 558 00:46:11,190 --> 00:46:13,290 Tell him to go look through it. 559 00:46:13,490 --> 00:46:15,990 Go and, uh— Go look through it. 560 00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:19,890 Wait. Can I speak to Clarence, please? 561 00:46:20,190 --> 00:46:23,290 - He wants to talk to you. - No time. Tell him we gotta go. 562 00:46:23,490 --> 00:46:25,790 - No time. Read the letter. - Read the letter. 563 00:46:25,990 --> 00:46:28,090 Tell him I love him. Tell him as of tomorrow— 564 00:46:28,290 --> 00:46:30,590 - He loves you. Honey, hold this. - All right. 565 00:46:30,790 --> 00:46:32,590 - As of tomorrow, all of his money problems... - As of tomorrow, 566 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:37,290 - are gonna be over. - all your money problems are gonna be... over. 567 00:46:37,490 --> 00:46:39,790 Hello? What money problems? 568 00:46:44,590 --> 00:46:47,390 Hello? Hello? 569 00:46:47,590 --> 00:46:49,290 You know what I like 570 00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:52,990 Chantilly lace and a pretty face 571 00:46:53,090 --> 00:46:55,690 A ponytail hangin' down 572 00:46:55,890 --> 00:46:58,490 A wiggle in the walk and a giggle in the talk, Lord 573 00:46:58,590 --> 00:47:00,390 Make the world go 'round 574 00:47:00,390 --> 00:47:03,490 Floyd, you used up the last piece of toilet paper! 575 00:47:03,790 --> 00:47:06,790 Make me act so funny Make me spend my money 576 00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:09,290 Make me feel real loose like a long-necked goose 577 00:47:09,490 --> 00:47:12,790 Oh, baby that's-a what I like 578 00:47:25,090 --> 00:47:26,990 Hey! Hey! Rommel! 579 00:47:27,090 --> 00:47:29,890 Hey, come here! Rommel! Rommel! 580 00:47:50,590 --> 00:47:54,590 Frankie, tell Luca to go outside and do you know what. 581 00:48:02,390 --> 00:48:05,790 Do you know who I am, Mr. Worley? 582 00:48:07,690 --> 00:48:09,790 I give up. Who are you? 583 00:48:09,990 --> 00:48:14,590 I'm the Antichrist. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. 584 00:48:14,890 --> 00:48:18,790 You tell the angels in heaven you've never seen evil so singularly personified... 585 00:48:19,090 --> 00:48:21,490 as you did in the face of the man who killed you. 586 00:48:21,690 --> 00:48:25,690 My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, 587 00:48:25,890 --> 00:48:27,790 the man your son stole from. 588 00:48:27,890 --> 00:48:32,590 I hear you were once a cop, so I can assume you have heard of us before. 589 00:48:32,890 --> 00:48:36,090 - Am I correct? - I've heard of Blue Lou Boyle. 590 00:48:36,390 --> 00:48:38,290 I'm glad. 591 00:48:38,490 --> 00:48:42,490 Hopefully, that will clear up the "how full of shit am I" question... 592 00:48:42,590 --> 00:48:45,290 you've been asking yourself. 593 00:48:45,390 --> 00:48:47,290 We're gonna have a little Q and A. 594 00:48:47,390 --> 00:48:50,590 And at the risk of sounding redundant, 595 00:48:50,790 --> 00:48:53,290 please make your answers genuine. 596 00:48:53,490 --> 00:48:55,790 You want a Chesterfield? 597 00:48:55,890 --> 00:48:57,890 No. 598 00:48:58,090 --> 00:49:01,590 I have a son of my own, about your boy's age. 599 00:49:01,690 --> 00:49:04,590 I can imagine how painful this must be for you. 600 00:49:04,690 --> 00:49:06,890 But Clarence... 601 00:49:07,090 --> 00:49:09,990 and that bitch of a girlfriend of his brought this all on themselves. 602 00:49:10,290 --> 00:49:13,890 I implore you not to go down that road with them. 603 00:49:14,090 --> 00:49:17,690 You could always take comfort in the fact you never had a choice. 604 00:49:19,690 --> 00:49:23,890 Look, I'd like to help you if I could, but I haven't seen Clarence. 605 00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:30,990 - You see that? - Ah, shit! 606 00:49:31,190 --> 00:49:33,790 - Fuck! - That smarts, doesn't it? 607 00:49:33,990 --> 00:49:36,190 To get slammed in the nose. 608 00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:38,190 Fucks you all up. 609 00:49:38,290 --> 00:49:41,090 You get that pain shooting through your brain. Your eyes fill up with water. 610 00:49:41,290 --> 00:49:44,190 That ain't any kind of fun. 611 00:49:44,490 --> 00:49:49,090 But what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get. 612 00:49:49,390 --> 00:49:52,190 And it won't ever get that good again. 613 00:49:52,390 --> 00:49:56,890 We talked to your neighbors. They saw a Cadillac. 614 00:49:57,190 --> 00:49:58,990 Purple Cadillac. 615 00:49:59,190 --> 00:50:03,690 Clarence's purple Cadillac, parked in front of your trailer yesterday. 616 00:50:03,990 --> 00:50:07,990 Mr. Worley, you seen your son? 617 00:50:08,090 --> 00:50:10,890 - I've seen him. - I can't be sure... 618 00:50:11,090 --> 00:50:13,290 of how much of what he told you, so... 619 00:50:13,490 --> 00:50:15,490 in the chance you're in the dark about some of this, 620 00:50:15,690 --> 00:50:17,490 let me shed some light. 621 00:50:17,690 --> 00:50:19,490 That whore your boy hangs around with, 622 00:50:19,690 --> 00:50:22,390 her pimp is an associate of mine. 623 00:50:22,590 --> 00:50:24,390 Among his pimping and other affairs, 624 00:50:24,590 --> 00:50:26,490 he works for me in a courier capacity. 625 00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:28,590 Well, apparently, 626 00:50:28,690 --> 00:50:32,090 that dirty little whore found out we were gonna do some business... 627 00:50:32,290 --> 00:50:35,090 'cause your son, the cowboy, and his flame... 628 00:50:35,390 --> 00:50:38,290 came into the room blazing and didn't stop... 629 00:50:38,390 --> 00:50:40,590 until they were pretty sure everybody was dead. 630 00:50:41,990 --> 00:50:44,190 What are you talking about? 631 00:50:44,390 --> 00:50:46,690 I'm talking about a massacre. 632 00:50:46,890 --> 00:50:48,890 They snatched my narcotics. 633 00:50:49,090 --> 00:50:51,790 Hightailed it out of there. Would have got away with it, 634 00:50:51,890 --> 00:50:55,090 but your son, fuck-head that he is, 635 00:50:55,390 --> 00:50:59,590 left his driver's license in the dead guy's hand. 636 00:51:01,590 --> 00:51:05,790 - You know, I don't believe you. - That's of minor importance. 637 00:51:06,090 --> 00:51:10,290 What is of major fucking importance is that I believe you. 638 00:51:10,590 --> 00:51:13,090 Where did they go? 639 00:51:13,290 --> 00:51:15,890 On their honeymoon. 640 00:51:21,290 --> 00:51:24,090 I'm getting angry asking the same question a 2nd time. 641 00:51:24,390 --> 00:51:26,690 - Where did they go? - They didn't tell me. 642 00:51:26,890 --> 00:51:29,290 You just wait a minute and listen to me. 643 00:51:29,490 --> 00:51:31,890 I haven't seen Clarence in 3 years. 644 00:51:32,090 --> 00:51:34,390 He shows up yesterday... 645 00:51:34,490 --> 00:51:37,990 with a young girl, saying that he got married. 646 00:51:39,590 --> 00:51:42,190 He asked for, uh, 647 00:51:42,390 --> 00:51:46,290 some quick cash to go on a honeymoon. 648 00:51:46,590 --> 00:51:50,290 He asked me if he could borrow $500. 649 00:51:50,390 --> 00:51:53,590 I felt like helping him, so I wrote him out a check. 650 00:51:53,890 --> 00:51:57,290 We went to breakfast in the morning. 651 00:51:57,490 --> 00:52:00,290 And that's the last I saw of him, 652 00:52:00,390 --> 00:52:03,090 so help me God. 653 00:52:03,390 --> 00:52:06,590 They never thought to tell me where they were going. 654 00:52:08,390 --> 00:52:11,090 And I never thought to ask. 655 00:52:23,990 --> 00:52:25,590 No! 656 00:52:33,490 --> 00:52:37,290 Don Vincenzo. 657 00:52:42,590 --> 00:52:47,990 You know, Sicilians are great liars. 658 00:52:48,190 --> 00:52:50,990 The best in the world. 659 00:52:52,890 --> 00:52:54,690 I'm Sicilian. 660 00:52:54,890 --> 00:52:58,990 My father was the world heavy weight champion of Sicilian liars. 661 00:52:59,290 --> 00:53:03,490 From growing up with him, I learned the pantomime. 662 00:53:03,690 --> 00:53:07,690 There are 17 different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. 663 00:53:07,890 --> 00:53:11,290 A guy's got 17 pantomimes. A woman's got 20. 664 00:53:11,590 --> 00:53:15,790 A guy's got 17. But if you know them like you know your own face, 665 00:53:15,890 --> 00:53:17,890 they'd beat lie detectors all to hell. 666 00:53:17,990 --> 00:53:21,590 Now, what we got here is a little game of show-and-tell. 667 00:53:21,790 --> 00:53:24,490 You don't wanna show me nothing, but you're telling me everything. 668 00:53:26,290 --> 00:53:30,290 I know you know where they are, so... tell me... 669 00:53:30,590 --> 00:53:33,890 before I do some damage you won't walk away from. 670 00:53:37,090 --> 00:53:39,990 Could I have one of those Chesterfields now? 671 00:53:42,290 --> 00:53:44,790 Sure. 672 00:53:49,090 --> 00:53:52,790 You got a... match? No. Wait. No, no. 673 00:53:53,090 --> 00:53:55,190 Don't bother. I got one. 674 00:54:05,190 --> 00:54:09,090 - You're Sicilian, huh? - Yeah. Sicilian. 675 00:54:13,390 --> 00:54:14,390 You know... 676 00:54:16,490 --> 00:54:18,590 I read a lot, 677 00:54:18,790 --> 00:54:21,190 especially about things— about history. 678 00:54:22,990 --> 00:54:25,690 I find that shit fascinating. 679 00:54:25,790 --> 00:54:29,290 Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. 680 00:54:33,990 --> 00:54:37,690 Sicilians were spawned by niggers. 681 00:54:45,090 --> 00:54:47,290 Come again? 682 00:54:47,390 --> 00:54:50,790 No, it's— it's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, 683 00:54:50,990 --> 00:54:53,690 Sicilians have, uh, 684 00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:56,290 black blood pumping through their hearts. 685 00:54:56,590 --> 00:55:01,090 If you— If you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. 686 00:55:01,390 --> 00:55:04,690 Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, um, 687 00:55:04,790 --> 00:55:07,490 the Moors conquered Sicily. 688 00:55:07,690 --> 00:55:09,490 And the Moors are niggers. 689 00:55:09,690 --> 00:55:13,090 You see, way back then, uh, 690 00:55:13,290 --> 00:55:16,590 Sicilians were like, uh, wops from northern Italy. 691 00:55:16,790 --> 00:55:18,790 They all had blond hair and blue eyes. 692 00:55:18,990 --> 00:55:21,690 But, uh, well— 693 00:55:21,890 --> 00:55:24,690 then the Moors moved in there, and... 694 00:55:26,090 --> 00:55:28,890 well, they changed the whole country. 695 00:55:28,990 --> 00:55:33,590 They did so much fucking with Sicilian women... 696 00:55:33,890 --> 00:55:37,290 that they changed the whole bloodline forever. 697 00:55:37,390 --> 00:55:39,490 That's why... 698 00:55:39,590 --> 00:55:44,690 blond hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. 699 00:55:44,990 --> 00:55:48,590 You know, it's absolutely amazing to me... 700 00:55:50,790 --> 00:55:54,290 to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, 701 00:55:54,490 --> 00:55:58,690 that— that Sicilians... 702 00:55:58,990 --> 00:56:01,790 still carry that nigger gene. 703 00:56:03,190 --> 00:56:05,090 Now, this— 704 00:56:05,190 --> 00:56:07,190 No, I'm quoting history. 705 00:56:08,790 --> 00:56:12,290 It's written. It's a fact. It's written. 706 00:56:12,590 --> 00:56:15,090 - I love this guy. - No. 707 00:56:19,890 --> 00:56:22,290 Your ancestors are niggers. Huh? 708 00:56:23,790 --> 00:56:24,990 Hey. 709 00:56:25,190 --> 00:56:27,190 Yeah. 710 00:56:27,390 --> 00:56:31,390 And— And your great-great-great-great- grandmother 711 00:56:31,690 --> 00:56:34,590 fucked a nigger. 712 00:56:34,790 --> 00:56:37,690 Yeah. And she had a half-nigger kid. 713 00:56:37,890 --> 00:56:42,990 Now, if that's a fact, tell me, 714 00:56:43,290 --> 00:56:45,690 am I lying? 715 00:56:49,090 --> 00:56:50,990 'Cause you— 716 00:56:52,990 --> 00:56:56,190 you're part eggplant. 717 00:57:01,490 --> 00:57:05,190 Huh? Hey, hey, hey. 718 00:57:05,290 --> 00:57:07,890 You're a cantaloupe. 719 00:57:18,290 --> 00:57:20,690 That's beautiful. 720 00:57:41,290 --> 00:57:44,490 I haven't killed anybody... 721 00:57:44,790 --> 00:57:46,590 since 1984. 722 00:57:50,090 --> 00:57:51,990 Go to this comedian's son's apartment. 723 00:57:52,190 --> 00:57:56,590 Come back with something that tells me where that asshole went... 724 00:57:56,790 --> 00:57:58,590 so I can wipe this egg off my face. 725 00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:15,790 Fix this fucked-up family for good. 726 00:58:21,090 --> 00:58:22,990 Hey, boss. 727 00:58:23,090 --> 00:58:26,290 Get ready to be happy. 728 00:58:27,090 --> 00:58:29,390 Morning, everybody. It's 6:22 here in L.A. 729 00:58:29,490 --> 00:58:31,490 I'm David Perry at K.B.L.U. 730 00:58:48,290 --> 00:58:51,290 Hello? Hi. 731 00:58:56,690 --> 00:58:57,790 Floyd. 732 00:59:00,090 --> 00:59:02,890 Floyd. Can't you answer the door at least for me? 733 00:59:03,190 --> 00:59:04,990 Oh, man, I didn't even hear it. 734 00:59:06,790 --> 00:59:07,690 Hello? 735 00:59:07,790 --> 00:59:09,990 - You can't help me out every now and then? - Hi. 736 00:59:09,990 --> 00:59:11,890 Yes. 737 00:59:13,990 --> 00:59:15,790 You call for a date? 738 00:59:16,790 --> 00:59:19,990 - Hey! - I knew it was you! How you doing? 739 00:59:21,890 --> 00:59:24,590 - Dick, this is Alabama. Alabama, this is Dick. - Nice to meet you. 740 00:59:24,890 --> 00:59:27,290 - How long have you been living here? - Hi. I'm Alabama. 741 00:59:27,490 --> 00:59:30,090 - Clarence, you look good. - This is a great place. This is nice. 742 00:59:30,290 --> 00:59:32,790 I'm starving. Let's get something to eat. Who's this? 743 00:59:32,990 --> 00:59:34,790 - It's Floyd. - Floyd. Let's go. 744 00:59:34,990 --> 00:59:38,390 Okay, Floyd, watch yourself. Be careful. 745 00:59:38,490 --> 00:59:40,490 Hey. 746 00:59:54,390 --> 00:59:56,190 Hey, I didn't tell you guys yet? 747 00:59:56,290 --> 00:59:59,790 I had this really, really good audition for TJ Hooker the other day. 748 01:00:00,090 --> 01:00:03,790 - You're gonna be on TJ Hooker? - Yeah. It's the new TJ Hooker. 749 01:00:03,990 --> 01:00:06,890 - Knock on wood. - You get to meet Captain Kirk? 750 01:00:06,990 --> 01:00:09,090 Well, you don't get to meet him in the audition. 751 01:00:09,290 --> 01:00:11,690 But if I get the part— Hope, hope. 752 01:00:11,790 --> 01:00:14,490 - That would be amazing. - It would be cool. It would be a real— 753 01:00:14,690 --> 01:00:16,390 Meeting Captain Kirk, that would be cool. 754 01:00:26,190 --> 01:00:28,090 Here we are. 755 01:00:31,490 --> 01:00:33,290 The honeymoon suite. 756 01:00:35,690 --> 01:00:37,690 You're really in love, aren't you? 757 01:00:37,790 --> 01:00:41,090 Very first time in my life. You know what that's like? 758 01:00:41,390 --> 01:00:44,190 No. 759 01:00:44,390 --> 01:00:46,790 - Nah. - Shut the fuck up. Hey. 760 01:00:46,990 --> 01:00:48,890 What are you doing in L.A. anyway, huh? 761 01:00:54,890 --> 01:00:57,690 Holy Mary, Mother of God. 762 01:00:57,890 --> 01:00:59,790 This shit can't be real. 763 01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:02,090 - It'll get you high. - What? 764 01:01:02,190 --> 01:01:05,890 - I said, it'll get you high. - Hey, we got cable. 765 01:01:06,090 --> 01:01:08,690 - You want some wine, sweetheart? - Yeah, just a little bit. 766 01:01:08,890 --> 01:01:11,890 I'm not much of a wine gal. 767 01:01:11,990 --> 01:01:15,690 This stuff is fucking real. This is fucking real, Clarence. 768 01:01:15,990 --> 01:01:20,290 - I certainly hope so. - You've got a hell of a lot of cocaine here, man. 769 01:01:20,590 --> 01:01:23,990 - I know. - Do you realize how much fucking coke you have here? 770 01:01:24,090 --> 01:01:25,990 No. Tell me. 771 01:01:26,190 --> 01:01:29,690 I don't know, but it's a fucking lot. 772 01:01:29,990 --> 01:01:32,090 This is— This is Drexl's coke? 773 01:01:32,290 --> 01:01:34,590 No, Drexl's dead, you see. It's Clarence's coke. 774 01:01:34,790 --> 01:01:36,790 And Clarence, he can do whatever he wants with it. 775 01:01:36,990 --> 01:01:38,890 What Clarence wants to do is to sell it. 776 01:01:39,090 --> 01:01:42,390 Then me and 'Bama, we're gonna jump a jet plane and spend the rest of our lives spending it. 777 01:01:42,590 --> 01:01:44,690 You got my letter? You lined up buyers for me? 778 01:01:44,890 --> 01:01:48,590 - Listen, Clarence, I'm not Joe Cocaine, okay? - You're an actor. 779 01:01:48,790 --> 01:01:50,990 I hear these Hollywood guys get it delivered to the set all the time. 780 01:01:51,090 --> 01:01:53,190 Well, they do, all right? They do. 781 01:01:53,390 --> 01:01:57,090 And maybe one day, when I start being a successful actor, I'll be like one of those guys. 782 01:01:57,390 --> 01:02:00,590 But until that day, I ain't got nothing. 783 01:02:00,790 --> 01:02:04,590 I don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out. All I got is fucking Floyd. 784 01:02:04,890 --> 01:02:07,490 If you want me to help you sell a little bit at a time, that's all I can do. 785 01:02:07,690 --> 01:02:10,090 No, no. None of that little-bit-at-a-time shit. 786 01:02:10,290 --> 01:02:12,990 It's got to be the whole enchilada in one shot, and that's the way it's gotta be. 787 01:02:13,290 --> 01:02:16,090 Clarence, do you have any idea how difficult that's gonna be? 788 01:02:16,190 --> 01:02:18,390 What the fuck are you talking about? 789 01:02:18,590 --> 01:02:21,590 I'm offering half a million dollars' worth of white for 200 grand. That's difficult? 790 01:02:21,790 --> 01:02:25,490 Very difficult. That's very difficult, do you understand? 791 01:02:25,790 --> 01:02:29,290 It's difficult because you're selling to a particular group. 792 01:02:29,390 --> 01:02:32,890 Fat cats. Big shots. Guys who can afford $200,000. 793 01:02:33,190 --> 01:02:35,490 And guys who can use a whole fucking suitcase full of cocaine. 794 01:02:35,690 --> 01:02:37,690 Basically, Clarence, guys I don't know. 795 01:02:37,890 --> 01:02:42,390 And guys you don't know. And more importantly, they don't know you. 796 01:02:45,590 --> 01:02:47,490 Come on, Dick. 797 01:02:52,790 --> 01:02:56,090 Okay, Clarence. Listen. 798 01:02:56,190 --> 01:02:59,990 There's one guy that I know that can help you out, Clarence, 799 01:03:00,190 --> 01:03:03,090 but... I'm not guaranteeing you anything. 800 01:03:03,290 --> 01:03:05,890 Is he big league? 801 01:03:06,090 --> 01:03:09,590 No. He's not big league. Okay? 802 01:03:09,890 --> 01:03:14,990 But he works as an assistant to a very big movie producer named Lee Donowitz. 803 01:03:15,290 --> 01:03:18,190 Lee Donowitz could afford and can use... 804 01:03:18,390 --> 01:03:20,690 $200,000 worth of coke, 805 01:03:20,890 --> 01:03:24,090 - being that that's what you have. - So what did you tell him? 806 01:03:26,090 --> 01:03:28,090 What the fuck you expect me to tell him, huh? 807 01:03:28,290 --> 01:03:30,590 I didn't know what the hell was bullshit and what wasn't. 808 01:03:30,790 --> 01:03:33,990 And besides, Floyd smoked the 2nd page of the letter. Okay? 809 01:03:34,290 --> 01:03:36,890 What's this acting class guy's name? 810 01:03:37,090 --> 01:03:38,690 Elliot. 811 01:03:38,890 --> 01:03:40,790 Elliot what? 812 01:03:40,790 --> 01:03:43,790 Elliot Blitzer. 813 01:03:44,090 --> 01:03:46,190 Okay, we'll get him on the phone and we'll arrange a meeting... 814 01:03:46,390 --> 01:03:48,690 so we can get through all this getting-to-know-you stuff. 815 01:03:50,590 --> 01:03:53,790 - Where? - Where should we meet? 816 01:03:57,090 --> 01:03:59,890 - Roller coaster. - Roller coasters. 817 01:04:04,790 --> 01:04:08,090 So, you got, uh—you got $500,000 worth of cola... 818 01:04:08,390 --> 01:04:10,190 that you're unloading for $200,000. 819 01:04:10,390 --> 01:04:13,790 - You want an animal cracker? - Um, thanks. 820 01:04:15,690 --> 01:04:17,790 Wait. Save the gorillas. 821 01:04:17,890 --> 01:04:19,790 Thanks. 822 01:04:19,890 --> 01:04:21,890 That's all right. Anyway, thanks. 823 01:04:22,090 --> 01:04:26,790 So, you got—you got $500,000 worth of cola... 824 01:04:26,990 --> 01:04:29,290 that you're unloading for $200,000. 825 01:04:29,390 --> 01:04:32,590 "Unloading." That is a hell of a way to describe the bargain of a lifetime. 826 01:04:32,890 --> 01:04:34,990 Where did you get it? 827 01:04:35,190 --> 01:04:37,590 Where did I get it? 828 01:04:37,690 --> 01:04:39,690 I, uh— I grow it on my windowsill. 829 01:04:39,890 --> 01:04:43,090 See, the light's really good up there. I'm up high enough off the street... 830 01:04:43,190 --> 01:04:45,090 so you can't see it. 831 01:04:45,190 --> 01:04:46,990 - It works perfectly. - Yeah. 832 01:04:48,490 --> 01:04:50,790 Where, really— where does it come from? 833 01:04:51,090 --> 01:04:53,690 - Where does it come from? Coca leaves. - Yeah. 834 01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:56,690 - You know what? I'm out of here. - Elliot, chill out. 835 01:04:56,990 --> 01:04:59,590 Sit down here. All right? We're both here. 836 01:04:59,690 --> 01:05:03,890 We might as well enjoy the ride. I'll tell you, okay? But keep it quiet. 837 01:05:04,190 --> 01:05:06,890 If Dick didn't ensure me you're good people, I'd just tell ya, "None of your fucking business." 838 01:05:07,090 --> 01:05:10,190 - Okay, okay, okay. - This is gonna be fun. 839 01:05:10,490 --> 01:05:12,290 Let's go! 840 01:05:12,490 --> 01:05:15,190 The truth of the matter is, I got a friend in the department. 841 01:05:15,290 --> 01:05:17,090 What department? 842 01:05:17,290 --> 01:05:20,690 "What department?" What do you think, 8 ball? 843 01:05:20,890 --> 01:05:23,990 - The police department? - Give the man a prize! 844 01:05:24,290 --> 01:05:27,490 About a year and a half ago, this friend of mine got access to the evidence room, 845 01:05:27,790 --> 01:05:30,590 and he snagged this coke, but he's a good cop with a wife and a kid. 846 01:05:30,690 --> 01:05:32,590 So he held on to it for about a year and a half, 847 01:05:32,790 --> 01:05:35,390 - until he found a guy he could trust. - And he trusts you? 848 01:05:35,590 --> 01:05:40,290 Yeah. We were in 4-H together. We've known each other since childhood. I'm handling sales. 849 01:05:40,590 --> 01:05:43,590 He's my silent partner. He knows if I get fucked up, I won't drop dime on him. 850 01:05:44,390 --> 01:05:46,390 Okay? Now, no further, you understand? 851 01:05:46,490 --> 01:05:49,390 He's kind of paranoid. I didn't tell you nothing. You didn't hear nothing. 852 01:05:49,590 --> 01:05:51,390 I didn't hear nothing! 853 01:05:51,590 --> 01:05:53,490 Here we go! 854 01:05:58,990 --> 01:06:00,490 Ride it out, baby! 855 01:06:10,890 --> 01:06:12,890 Yeah! 856 01:06:13,090 --> 01:06:17,190 We're going in for another one! Hang on, Elliot! Whoo! 857 01:06:31,190 --> 01:06:34,790 Oh, yeah, we got this puppy. This was a good idea. 858 01:06:40,990 --> 01:06:43,390 Elliot looks a little green. 859 01:06:48,790 --> 01:06:51,790 Elliot, do I look like a beautiful blond with big tits... 860 01:06:52,090 --> 01:06:54,890 and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream? 861 01:06:55,090 --> 01:06:56,990 What? 862 01:06:57,090 --> 01:06:59,590 Do I look like a beautiful blond with big tits... 863 01:06:59,690 --> 01:07:01,590 and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream? 864 01:07:01,790 --> 01:07:03,590 No. 865 01:07:03,790 --> 01:07:06,390 No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? 866 01:07:06,490 --> 01:07:08,990 - What, you wanna fuck me? - Clarence. 867 01:07:09,190 --> 01:07:11,390 - He's sick. - Let me handle this, all right? 868 01:07:11,490 --> 01:07:14,290 Look. You know what? Just get it straight. 869 01:07:14,490 --> 01:07:18,590 Lee is not into taking risks, okay? 870 01:07:18,890 --> 01:07:23,090 He's got a couple of guys. He's been dealing with them for years. 871 01:07:23,290 --> 01:07:26,490 They're reliable, they're dependable, and they're safe. 872 01:07:26,590 --> 01:07:28,890 Riddle me this, Batman. 873 01:07:29,090 --> 01:07:32,090 If you're all so much in love with each other, what the hell are you doing here? 874 01:07:32,290 --> 01:07:34,090 I'm sure you got better things to do with your time... 875 01:07:34,290 --> 01:07:37,090 than hang around upside down on a roller coaster all day. 876 01:07:37,190 --> 01:07:40,490 Your guy is interested because with that much shit at his fingertips, 877 01:07:40,690 --> 01:07:42,990 he could play Joe-fucking-Hollywood until the wheels come off. 878 01:07:43,190 --> 01:07:45,290 He can sell it. He can snort it. 879 01:07:45,390 --> 01:07:47,890 He can play Santa Claus with it as far as I'm concerned. 880 01:07:47,990 --> 01:07:50,790 At the price he's paying, he's gonna be able to afford to just throw it around. 881 01:07:50,990 --> 01:07:53,490 He's gonna be everybody's best friend, all right? 882 01:07:53,590 --> 01:07:55,490 I mean, I'm not putting him down here. 883 01:07:55,590 --> 01:07:57,490 It's his money. Let him do whatever the hell he wants. 884 01:07:57,690 --> 01:07:59,490 But don't expect me and my friends to hang around forever, 885 01:07:59,690 --> 01:08:03,390 waiting for you guys to grow some guts. 886 01:08:06,390 --> 01:08:08,890 - Yeah, hello? - Hi, Lee. 887 01:08:09,090 --> 01:08:12,990 Elliot, it's Sunday. Can you tell me why I'm talking to you on Sunday? 888 01:08:13,290 --> 01:08:15,590 I don't see enough of you all week, I gotta talk to you on Sunday too? 889 01:08:15,790 --> 01:08:19,590 I'm with that party that you wanted me to get together with, Lee. 890 01:08:19,790 --> 01:08:21,790 - You know who I'm talking about? - I don't believe this. 891 01:08:21,990 --> 01:08:25,590 Elliot, why the hell are you talking to me on my phone about that? 892 01:08:25,790 --> 01:08:28,890 Well, because I'm standing— I'm standing with the guy, 893 01:08:29,190 --> 01:08:30,990 and he insists on talking to you. 894 01:08:31,090 --> 01:08:33,190 Are you out of your fucking mind? 895 01:08:34,790 --> 01:08:39,090 He said that if I didn't get you on the phone, he would— 896 01:08:39,390 --> 01:08:42,390 Hello, Lee. It's Clarence. At last we speak. 897 01:08:42,490 --> 01:08:44,890 First of all, Lee, I'm a really big fan of yours. 898 01:08:45,090 --> 01:08:47,590 That's why I wanna open Dr. Zhivago in L.A. 899 01:08:47,790 --> 01:08:49,690 And I need you and your abilities to distribute it. 900 01:08:49,890 --> 01:08:52,890 Uh, Clarence. Uh— 901 01:08:53,090 --> 01:08:56,390 I don't know, Clarence. Dr. Zhivago is a pretty big movie. 902 01:08:56,690 --> 01:08:58,790 The biggest movie you've ever dealt with, Lee. 903 01:08:58,990 --> 01:09:00,790 We're talking a lot of film here. 904 01:09:00,990 --> 01:09:04,390 A man would have to be an idiot not to be a little bit cautious about a movie like that. 905 01:09:04,490 --> 01:09:06,390 And, Lee, you are no idiot. 906 01:09:06,590 --> 01:09:08,890 No, no. I'm not saying I'm not interested, Clarence. 907 01:09:09,090 --> 01:09:12,290 Being a distributor is not what I'm all about. I'm a movie producer, you know? 908 01:09:12,390 --> 01:09:14,290 I am on this earth to make good movies. 909 01:09:14,490 --> 01:09:17,090 Nothing more and nothing— well, maybe less sometimes. 910 01:09:17,290 --> 01:09:19,090 Hey! 911 01:09:19,290 --> 01:09:21,790 Choose a fucking lane! 912 01:09:21,990 --> 01:09:24,790 No, not you. Just some idiot— Don't give me the finger! 913 01:09:25,090 --> 01:09:27,490 I'll fucking have you killed! 914 01:09:27,690 --> 01:09:31,090 The bottom line is, I am not Paramount. You know what I'm saying? 915 01:09:31,290 --> 01:09:33,090 I got a select few distributors I deal with. 916 01:09:33,290 --> 01:09:35,890 I buy their little movies, and I accomplish what I wanna accomplish... 917 01:09:36,090 --> 01:09:37,990 and get the fuck out of there. 918 01:09:38,090 --> 01:09:40,290 Very businesslike, very easy and very little risk, Clarence. 919 01:09:40,490 --> 01:09:43,790 Lee, we're talking Dr. Zhivago. This will be packing 'em in for a year and a half. 920 01:09:43,990 --> 01:09:45,890 2 years. That is 2 years you're not gonna have to deal... 921 01:09:45,990 --> 01:09:47,890 with anybody else's movie but mine. 922 01:09:48,090 --> 01:09:51,090 Nobody's but yours. Well, what is the rush here? 923 01:09:51,290 --> 01:09:54,190 I just wanna be able to announce this deal at Cannes. 924 01:09:54,490 --> 01:09:58,290 If I had time for a courtship, Lee, I would. I'd take ya out, hold your hand, kiss your cheek. 925 01:09:58,490 --> 01:10:00,290 But I'm not in that position. 926 01:10:00,490 --> 01:10:03,590 I need to know right now if you and I are in bed together or not. 927 01:10:03,790 --> 01:10:07,390 If you want my movie, you're gonna have to come to terms with your fear and desire. 928 01:10:07,690 --> 01:10:11,090 Uh-huh. Fear and desire, huh, Clarence? 929 01:10:12,990 --> 01:10:16,590 Don't you know that my films have grossed more than 2.8 billion, Clarence? 930 01:10:16,790 --> 01:10:20,490 - Let me talk to Elliot. Let me talk to Elliot. - You wanna talk to Elliot? 931 01:10:20,590 --> 01:10:23,290 Elliot, he wants to talk to you. 932 01:10:25,390 --> 01:10:28,590 - Hi, Lee. - Elliot, where do you know this guy from? 933 01:10:28,890 --> 01:10:31,490 He's, uh— He's a friend of Dick's, remember? 934 01:10:31,690 --> 01:10:33,490 Who the fuck is Dick? 935 01:10:35,190 --> 01:10:39,490 You— You— You want me to... suck his dick? 936 01:10:39,790 --> 01:10:42,490 - No. Who the fuck is Dick? - Oh, who the fuck is Dick? 937 01:10:42,590 --> 01:10:45,390 - Yeah. - Dick is my friend. He's in my acting class. 938 01:10:45,590 --> 01:10:49,790 - You told him I'm an actor? - Is he any good? Is he talented? 939 01:10:49,990 --> 01:10:52,690 Really? How does Dick know this guy? 940 01:10:52,990 --> 01:10:55,790 - Tell him— - They—They grew up together. 941 01:10:55,990 --> 01:10:59,390 Okay, uh, Wednesday at the hotel, 3:00. 942 01:10:59,590 --> 01:11:01,390 Bring the whole fucking cast, all right? 943 01:11:01,590 --> 01:11:05,390 Elliot, don't call me here anymore, especially not on Sunday, all right? 944 01:11:05,690 --> 01:11:07,990 - What did he say? - Just hold on a second. 945 01:11:08,190 --> 01:11:10,490 - Did you tell him— - Shut up for a second. Hey, you guys. 946 01:11:10,690 --> 01:11:12,490 This is what's gonna happen. 947 01:11:12,690 --> 01:11:16,290 3:00, Beverly Ambassador. He wants to see everybody. Okay? 948 01:11:16,490 --> 01:11:19,990 And he'll talk to you. If after talking to you he likes you, 949 01:11:20,290 --> 01:11:22,190 wants to deal with you, he'll deal with you. 950 01:11:22,290 --> 01:11:25,290 If he doesn't, he'll say fuck you, and he'll walk out of the room. 951 01:11:25,490 --> 01:11:27,390 - Did you tell him— - Shut up for a second. 952 01:11:27,490 --> 01:11:29,590 And he wants a sample bag. 953 01:11:29,790 --> 01:11:32,190 - No problem on all counts. - Great. 954 01:11:32,290 --> 01:11:34,590 Did you tell him I was an actor? 955 01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:37,590 - Yes, I told him. - You told him I was good? 956 01:11:37,690 --> 01:11:39,790 Yeah, I lied. 957 01:11:55,690 --> 01:11:57,190 - Hi. - How you doing? 958 01:11:57,390 --> 01:11:59,990 - Oh, pretty good. - You Dick? Dick Ritchie? 959 01:12:00,090 --> 01:12:02,590 No. No, he's not here right now. 960 01:12:04,790 --> 01:12:07,890 - You live here? - Yes, I do. 961 01:12:08,090 --> 01:12:10,390 You're sort of, uh, roommates? 962 01:12:10,490 --> 01:12:12,390 Exactly roommates. 963 01:12:12,590 --> 01:12:14,890 Maybe you can help me. I'm looking for a friend of mine. 964 01:12:14,990 --> 01:12:16,890 - Sure. - Clarence Worley from Detroit? 965 01:12:16,990 --> 01:12:20,490 - He's traveling with a real pretty girl named Alabama? - Oh, yeah, man, I know 'em. 966 01:12:20,590 --> 01:12:22,490 - They've been by here. - You've seen 'em? 967 01:12:22,690 --> 01:12:24,490 - Mm-hmm. - They staying here? 968 01:12:24,690 --> 01:12:26,790 No, they're staying at the... 969 01:12:26,890 --> 01:12:29,490 Safari Motor— Motel Inn. 970 01:12:29,590 --> 01:12:32,790 - Safari Motel. - Safari Motel? 971 01:12:33,090 --> 01:12:35,290 Yeah. 972 01:12:35,490 --> 01:12:37,590 How do you know that? Have you been over there? 973 01:12:37,690 --> 01:12:39,990 No. They were here, 974 01:12:40,090 --> 01:12:44,090 and they said that they were going to go there. 975 01:12:44,390 --> 01:12:46,290 Then they went. 976 01:12:46,390 --> 01:12:49,190 - Yeah? - Yeah. Safari— Safari Motel. 977 01:12:49,290 --> 01:12:50,690 Safari Motel. 978 01:12:51,390 --> 01:12:53,590 Hey, you wanna watch some TV? They might be back here. 979 01:12:53,790 --> 01:12:55,990 - No. No, thank you. Thank you, though. - Okay. 980 01:12:56,190 --> 01:12:59,190 - You take care. I might be back. - Yeah. 981 01:12:59,290 --> 01:13:02,190 Good. Be cool. 982 01:13:04,890 --> 01:13:07,590 Don't condescend to me, man. 983 01:13:07,690 --> 01:13:10,590 I'll fucking kill you, man. 984 01:13:17,090 --> 01:13:20,090 I'm so proud of you. Did I do my part okay? 985 01:13:20,290 --> 01:13:23,290 - Alabama, you were perfect. - Like a ninja? 986 01:13:23,390 --> 01:13:25,390 Like a ninja. I'm gonna go grab us something to eat. 987 01:13:27,290 --> 01:13:30,390 I'm gonna go jump in the tub and get all wet and slippery and soapy... 988 01:13:30,490 --> 01:13:33,490 and hop in that water bed and watch X-rated movies... 989 01:13:33,590 --> 01:13:35,890 till you get your ass back in my lovin' arms. 990 01:13:39,290 --> 01:13:41,690 Hurry back now. 991 01:13:48,390 --> 01:13:51,190 We now return to Bullitt, already in progress. 992 01:13:56,290 --> 01:13:58,990 You give your love 993 01:13:59,090 --> 01:14:01,690 So sweetly 994 01:14:01,890 --> 01:14:03,790 Hi. 995 01:14:05,990 --> 01:14:06,890 Hi! 996 01:14:07,590 --> 01:14:08,990 Hi. 997 01:14:16,590 --> 01:14:19,390 - Cigarette? - No. 998 01:14:24,490 --> 01:14:26,290 That's a very nice outfit. 999 01:14:26,490 --> 01:14:28,690 Oh. This? 1000 01:14:30,190 --> 01:14:34,190 I got this in Las Vegas, Nevada. 1001 01:14:43,890 --> 01:14:47,990 Alabama, where's our coke, and, uh, where's Clarence? 1002 01:14:48,290 --> 01:14:50,890 When's he coming back? 1003 01:14:51,090 --> 01:14:52,990 I'm sorry. I think you have the wrong room. 1004 01:14:53,190 --> 01:14:55,390 My name is Sadie. 1005 01:14:57,390 --> 01:15:01,090 We don't have any Coke, but there's a Pepsi machine down the hall. 1006 01:15:01,290 --> 01:15:04,590 I don't know anybody named Clarence, but perhaps my husband does. 1007 01:15:04,890 --> 01:15:07,290 You can ask him, 'cause he'll be home in a minute. 1008 01:15:07,490 --> 01:15:09,490 He plays football. 1009 01:15:11,590 --> 01:15:14,590 He's just at practice. 1010 01:15:22,890 --> 01:15:25,790 - Give me your hand. - Okay. 1011 01:15:31,990 --> 01:15:33,990 You are unbelievably cute. 1012 01:15:34,090 --> 01:15:37,590 Thank you. Thanks. 1013 01:15:39,990 --> 01:15:42,090 Let me see those eyes. 1014 01:15:44,090 --> 01:15:46,590 What a face. 1015 01:15:48,590 --> 01:15:51,290 Do me a favor. Turn around for me. 1016 01:15:51,390 --> 01:15:53,290 Okay. 1017 01:15:53,490 --> 01:15:55,290 No, go the other way. 1018 01:15:55,490 --> 01:15:58,090 Okay. 1019 01:16:14,290 --> 01:16:16,690 Ooh. That hurts, don't it? 1020 01:16:17,290 --> 01:16:20,690 Get on your feet, sweetie. You ain't hurt that bad. 1021 01:16:23,190 --> 01:16:27,490 Now, where's our coke? Where's Clarence? And when's he coming back? 1022 01:16:27,690 --> 01:16:30,590 Okay. Okay. 1023 01:16:33,690 --> 01:16:35,190 Fuck you. 1024 01:16:37,090 --> 01:16:40,090 Fuck me. 1025 01:16:45,690 --> 01:16:48,490 What's the matter, baby, huh? 1026 01:16:48,690 --> 01:16:51,290 Can't breathe? 1027 01:16:54,590 --> 01:16:57,790 You better get used to that. 1028 01:16:57,890 --> 01:17:01,390 - Mmm. Smells like hamburgers in here. - Hi. 1029 01:17:01,690 --> 01:17:04,290 Tell me, what is the biggest, fattest hamburger you guys got? 1030 01:17:04,490 --> 01:17:06,890 That would be Steve's double chili cheeseburger. 1031 01:17:07,090 --> 01:17:08,990 Give me 2 of them bad boys, 2 chili fries 1032 01:17:09,590 --> 01:17:14,090 - and, uh, 2 large Diet Cokes. - Anything else? 1033 01:17:16,690 --> 01:17:20,490 Come here. Look at yourself! Look! Take a good look! 1034 01:17:20,590 --> 01:17:24,690 You think your boyfriend would go for this shit? If you do, you're fucking stupid. 1035 01:17:24,990 --> 01:17:28,690 You're a very pretty girl, but you ain't gonna be very pretty for very long. 1036 01:17:28,890 --> 01:17:30,990 I'm gonna ask you a fucking question, 1037 01:17:31,090 --> 01:17:33,990 and you give me the right fucking answer! 1038 01:17:34,190 --> 01:17:36,190 Now, 1039 01:17:36,390 --> 01:17:38,390 where's my coke? 1040 01:17:43,890 --> 01:17:46,890 Turn around. Turn around. 1041 01:17:47,090 --> 01:17:48,990 Answer me! 1042 01:17:53,190 --> 01:17:54,390 Come on. 1043 01:17:59,690 --> 01:18:01,890 You got a lot of heart, kid. 1044 01:18:04,290 --> 01:18:06,790 Now, that is a great issue. 1045 01:18:06,890 --> 01:18:10,490 You gotten to the story on Elvis yet? 1046 01:18:10,690 --> 01:18:13,290 No, I hadn't. 1047 01:18:13,490 --> 01:18:15,790 That is probably the single best piece I have ever read on Elvis Presley... 1048 01:18:15,890 --> 01:18:18,590 in my entire life. 1049 01:18:18,790 --> 01:18:23,090 Look. It tries to pin down what the attraction is after all these years. 1050 01:18:23,290 --> 01:18:25,290 It covers the whole spectrum. 1051 01:18:25,490 --> 01:18:29,090 Talks to the fans, people who grew up with him, people who love his music. 1052 01:18:29,390 --> 01:18:32,190 Then there's the fanatics. Right? 1053 01:18:32,490 --> 01:18:36,090 I don't know about you, but they give me the creeps. 1054 01:18:36,290 --> 01:18:39,190 - Yeah, yeah, I see what you mean. - I mean, look at her. 1055 01:18:39,490 --> 01:18:43,090 It looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. 1056 01:18:50,790 --> 01:18:54,190 Now, the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. 1057 01:18:56,390 --> 01:18:59,590 I don't give a shit if you're fucking wired up or Jack the Ripper. 1058 01:19:06,090 --> 01:19:09,690 Remember that guy in Texas? The guy in that fucking tower, killed all them people? 1059 01:19:11,490 --> 01:19:14,690 I bet you green money, that first little black dot he took a bead on, 1060 01:19:14,890 --> 01:19:17,290 that was the bitch of the bunch. 1061 01:19:18,690 --> 01:19:21,390 1st one is tough. No fucking fooling. 1062 01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:24,590 The 2nd one ain't no fucking Mardi Gras either, 1063 01:19:24,790 --> 01:19:29,890 but it's better than the 1st, 'cause you still feel the same thing, except it's diluted. 1064 01:19:30,090 --> 01:19:33,090 You know, it's— it's better. 1065 01:19:33,290 --> 01:19:35,490 I threw up on the 1st one. You believe that? 1066 01:19:37,290 --> 01:19:38,790 Then the 3rd one— 1067 01:19:39,290 --> 01:19:41,790 The 3rd one is easy. You level right off. 1068 01:19:44,390 --> 01:19:46,890 That's no problem. Now— 1069 01:19:47,090 --> 01:19:48,990 Shit. 1070 01:19:49,090 --> 01:19:52,390 Now I do it just to watch their fucking expression change. 1071 01:20:02,390 --> 01:20:04,790 I don't fucking believe it. 1072 01:20:04,990 --> 01:20:07,590 Did you put it under the bed? 1073 01:20:10,690 --> 01:20:13,690 I can't believe it. You put it under the fucking bed. 1074 01:20:13,890 --> 01:20:16,490 I didn't look under the fucking bed. 1075 01:20:21,290 --> 01:20:23,090 I can't believe you put it under the fuckin' bed, 1076 01:20:23,290 --> 01:20:25,690 and I can't believe I didn't look under the fuckin' bed. 1077 01:20:25,890 --> 01:20:27,890 I'm gettin' fuckin' old. 1078 01:20:28,090 --> 01:20:30,190 Journey's end, baby. 1079 01:20:30,390 --> 01:20:32,890 Snow at the end of the rainbow. 1080 01:20:35,190 --> 01:20:37,890 One less thing I gotta fuckin' worry about. 1081 01:20:47,890 --> 01:20:49,690 This is it, baby. 1082 01:20:49,890 --> 01:20:52,290 Moment of truth. 1083 01:21:02,190 --> 01:21:04,090 You got a lot of heart, kid. You know that? 1084 01:21:06,490 --> 01:21:08,290 Wanna play? 1085 01:21:10,690 --> 01:21:11,790 Is that what you want? 1086 01:21:12,990 --> 01:21:14,290 You wanna play with Daddy? 1087 01:21:14,390 --> 01:21:17,490 Come on. Come on. I'll give you one shot 'cause I like you. 1088 01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:20,790 Stick it in me, baby. Come on. Stick it in Daddy. 1089 01:21:21,390 --> 01:21:24,090 Stick it in me. Go ahead. 1090 01:21:24,890 --> 01:21:26,990 Come on! Come on! Come on! 1091 01:21:33,590 --> 01:21:35,190 Motherfucker! 1092 01:21:47,690 --> 01:21:51,990 - All right. No more Mr. Fuckin' Nice Guy. - Oh, God. 1093 01:21:59,190 --> 01:22:01,590 What do you think of that, baby? 1094 01:22:01,790 --> 01:22:04,490 What do you think about that? What do you think about that? 1095 01:22:04,590 --> 01:22:06,390 Wait! Wait! 1096 01:22:06,590 --> 01:22:07,590 What? 1097 01:22:08,490 --> 01:22:11,890 - Hey, what the fuck are you laughing at? - You look ridiculous! 1098 01:22:16,290 --> 01:22:19,790 Come here! I look fuckin' ridiculous? Get up! Laugh it up! 1099 01:22:19,990 --> 01:22:23,890 Come on, laugh it up! You were in hysterics a minute ago! Laugh! 1100 01:22:24,190 --> 01:22:26,490 - You like that, don't you? - Fuck you! 1101 01:22:26,590 --> 01:22:28,390 Shit! Fuck! 1102 01:23:28,390 --> 01:23:32,290 Fuck! Come on. We gotta go. Baby, we gotta go. 1103 01:23:32,590 --> 01:23:34,390 Jesus Christ! 1104 01:23:34,590 --> 01:23:36,690 Come on, darlin'. We gotta get the fuck out of here. 1105 01:23:36,790 --> 01:23:38,890 Come on. 1106 01:23:39,090 --> 01:23:41,290 Come on. The cops are gonna be here any fuckin' second. 1107 01:23:41,290 --> 01:23:42,890 Fuck! 1108 01:23:43,090 --> 01:23:45,090 Fuck! Come on. 1109 01:23:45,190 --> 01:23:47,690 Fuck. Come on. I'm sorry. 1110 01:24:01,190 --> 01:24:04,290 Fuck! Fuck! 1111 01:24:04,390 --> 01:24:06,390 I'm sorry. Oh, fuck! 1112 01:24:06,490 --> 01:24:08,390 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1113 01:24:08,490 --> 01:24:11,290 Get the fuck out of the way! 1114 01:24:11,690 --> 01:24:14,690 Those eyes, those thighs They're part 1115 01:24:23,190 --> 01:24:24,690 Oh, fuck! 1116 01:24:25,290 --> 01:24:26,690 - Fuck! - What? 1117 01:24:26,790 --> 01:24:30,390 I don't fuckin' believe this! Goddamn it! I fucking knew it! 1118 01:24:43,490 --> 01:24:46,390 I should have my goddamn head examined for driving like this. 1119 01:24:46,590 --> 01:24:50,690 Look, Carla— Kandi, you've gotta help me. 1120 01:24:50,990 --> 01:24:53,390 - What can I do? - Take this. Hold this. 1121 01:24:53,590 --> 01:24:56,290 - What, are you high? No. - Fucking put this in your purse. 1122 01:24:56,490 --> 01:24:58,790 - I'm not gonna put that shit in my purse. - He's not gonna search you. 1123 01:24:59,090 --> 01:25:01,190 You didn't do anything. Just put it in your bra. 1124 01:25:01,390 --> 01:25:06,190 - I'm not wearing one. - Please! He's almost here! Just put it in your pants! 1125 01:25:06,490 --> 01:25:10,090 - No. - You are the one that wanted to drive fast. 1126 01:25:10,390 --> 01:25:12,890 Read my lips. No! 1127 01:25:13,590 --> 01:25:16,890 - After all I did for you, you fucking whore. - Asshole. 1128 01:25:17,190 --> 01:25:19,290 Who the fuck do you think you're— 1129 01:25:25,290 --> 01:25:26,190 Hi. 1130 01:25:26,790 --> 01:25:29,790 Look, dick-head, it's your bad luck that we caught you speeding, 1131 01:25:29,990 --> 01:25:32,590 and it's your bad luck that you had a bag of uncut cocaine. 1132 01:25:32,690 --> 01:25:35,590 - Not a tiny little vial. - A fuckin' baggy. 1133 01:25:35,690 --> 01:25:39,090 Hey, you got caught. It's all fun and fuckin' games till you get caught. 1134 01:25:39,390 --> 01:25:42,890 But now we got you, okay, Mr. Elliot Fuckin' Actor. You just made the big time. 1135 01:25:43,090 --> 01:25:45,390 - You're no longer an extra. - Or a bit player. 1136 01:25:45,490 --> 01:25:47,390 - Or a supporting actor. - You're a fuckin' star. 1137 01:25:47,590 --> 01:25:50,790 You're a fucking star, and you're gonna be playing your one-man show nightly... 1138 01:25:51,090 --> 01:25:54,890 for the next 2 fuckin' years for a captive audience! 1139 01:25:54,990 --> 01:25:57,690 Listen to this. You get out in a few years, meet some old lady, 1140 01:25:57,890 --> 01:26:00,590 you'll get married, and you'll be so understanding to your wife's needs... 1141 01:26:00,790 --> 01:26:02,990 because you'll know what it feels like to be a woman. 1142 01:26:03,190 --> 01:26:06,990 You'll only want to fuck her in the ass because that pussy won't be tight enough anymore. 1143 01:26:07,190 --> 01:26:10,590 Good point, Detective. Right? Fuckin' faggot. 1144 01:26:10,890 --> 01:26:13,390 Krinkle, this is it. We got it, and it's all ours. 1145 01:26:13,590 --> 01:26:15,390 - You talk about fallin' into something. - We got it. 1146 01:26:15,690 --> 01:26:18,190 Will both you idiots shut up? I can't understand shit. 1147 01:26:18,290 --> 01:26:20,390 What happened? What are you talking about? 1148 01:26:20,590 --> 01:26:25,690 Okay. A patrol car pulls a guy over for speedin', right? Suspect's covered with coke. 1149 01:26:25,990 --> 01:26:28,090 They bring the suspect to me and Nicholson, and we go to work on him. 1150 01:26:28,290 --> 01:26:31,990 - "Nicholson and I." - What's the fuckin' difference? 1151 01:26:32,190 --> 01:26:34,990 So we go to work on the guy, and we know something's rotten in Denmark, 1152 01:26:35,290 --> 01:26:38,590 'cause this guy's fuckin' stupid, and he's got a big bag of coke and it's uncut. 1153 01:26:38,690 --> 01:26:42,090 And you ain't gonna fuckin' believe what he's got to say. 1154 01:26:42,290 --> 01:26:45,490 Seems a cop from some department— we don't know which one— 1155 01:26:45,590 --> 01:26:47,890 stole a half a million dollars of coke from the property cage. 1156 01:26:48,090 --> 01:26:50,090 Had been sittin' on the shit for a year and a half. 1157 01:26:50,190 --> 01:26:53,590 - The cops got this weirdo who's a front for him. - Suspect's words. 1158 01:26:53,790 --> 01:26:57,190 Our guy, Elliot Blitzer, he's making a deal between them and his boss, 1159 01:26:57,490 --> 01:27:00,590 a big-time fuckin' movie producer named Lee Donowitz. 1160 01:27:00,790 --> 01:27:03,190 He did the movie Coming Home in a Body Bag. 1161 01:27:03,390 --> 01:27:05,790 - A Vietnam movie? Good fuckin' movie. - Yeah. 1162 01:27:05,990 --> 01:27:08,290 - Fuckin' "A." - Great fuckin' movie. 1163 01:27:08,490 --> 01:27:11,190 - So, you believe him? - I believe he believes him. 1164 01:27:11,390 --> 01:27:13,790 This guy's too fuckin' rattled to be lyin'. He'd roll over... 1165 01:27:13,990 --> 01:27:17,990 on his mommy, daddy, 2-pantied granny and the King of Siam if he had anything on them. 1166 01:27:18,090 --> 01:27:22,790 This guy was a sissy. This rabbit will do anything not to do any time. 1167 01:27:22,990 --> 01:27:25,590 You know what he'll do? He'll wear a wire. 1168 01:27:25,790 --> 01:27:28,890 - He'll wear a wire? - He'll wear a wire. We talked to him. 1169 01:27:31,490 --> 01:27:33,990 Dirty cops. We gotta get Internal Affairs on this. 1170 01:27:34,190 --> 01:27:36,890 I don't give a shit who you bring in. You can bring in the militia, L.A. Thunderbirds, 1171 01:27:37,090 --> 01:27:39,590 the ghost of Steve fuckin' McQueen, 10 fuckin' Roman gladiators. 1172 01:27:39,790 --> 01:27:42,490 I don't give a shit as long as me and Todd get credit for the bust. 1173 01:27:42,690 --> 01:27:45,990 Listen, we found him. We just want the fuckin' collar. 1174 01:27:46,290 --> 01:27:47,990 That's it. End of story. 1175 01:27:49,590 --> 01:27:51,690 - You got it. - Fuckin' "A." 1176 01:27:56,290 --> 01:27:59,190 Have I ever told you how much I hate airports? 1177 01:28:00,590 --> 01:28:04,590 See, I used to live by one back in Dearborn, you know? 1178 01:28:05,390 --> 01:28:08,690 Really frustrating living next to an airport when you ain't got shit. 1179 01:28:12,390 --> 01:28:15,290 All day long I'm seeing and hearing people... 1180 01:28:15,390 --> 01:28:18,190 doing exactly what I wanna be doing but couldn't. 1181 01:28:18,390 --> 01:28:20,790 What? 1182 01:28:21,090 --> 01:28:24,090 Starting new lives, leaving Detroit. 1183 01:28:24,290 --> 01:28:26,190 Vacations, business trips. 1184 01:28:26,290 --> 01:28:28,190 Fun, fun, fun. 1185 01:28:28,390 --> 01:28:29,590 You all right? 1186 01:28:34,490 --> 01:28:37,990 You and me, we can jump on any one of those planes out there and go anywhere we want. 1187 01:28:38,090 --> 01:28:41,590 It gives me a whole new outlook. Love airports now. 1188 01:28:41,890 --> 01:28:44,290 Yeah, you ain't kiddin'. We got our lives to start over. 1189 01:28:44,490 --> 01:28:47,090 We should go somewhere where we can really start from scratch. 1190 01:28:47,290 --> 01:28:50,390 I've been in America all my life. 1191 01:28:50,990 --> 01:28:53,290 I've always wanted to see what TV in other countries looks like. 1192 01:28:53,390 --> 01:28:56,790 Where do you think we should go, my little turtle dove? 1193 01:28:58,590 --> 01:29:00,690 Cancun. 1194 01:29:00,890 --> 01:29:02,990 Cancun? Why Cancun? 1195 01:29:03,190 --> 01:29:06,690 It's got a nice ring to it. It sounds like a movie. 1196 01:29:06,990 --> 01:29:10,090 Clarence and Alabama Go to Cancun. Don't you think? 1197 01:29:11,590 --> 01:29:14,690 In my movie, darling, you get top billing. 1198 01:29:15,990 --> 01:29:18,790 Don't you worry about nothin', all right? 1199 01:29:18,890 --> 01:29:21,690 It's all gonna work out for us. 1200 01:29:21,890 --> 01:29:23,690 We deserve it. 1201 01:29:35,590 --> 01:29:38,190 Floyd, you're sure that's how you get to the Beverly Ambassador? 1202 01:29:38,390 --> 01:29:41,390 Yeah, man, I'm positive. 1203 01:29:41,590 --> 01:29:44,590 - Yeah, well, if we get lost, that's your ass. - Clarence— 1204 01:29:44,790 --> 01:29:47,890 - Why don't you get out of my beer and get a fuckin' job? - Yeah, okay. 1205 01:29:48,090 --> 01:29:49,490 - Can we go? - We're out the door. 1206 01:29:49,590 --> 01:29:51,890 I gotta meet Elliot in the lobby. I don't want to be late. 1207 01:29:52,090 --> 01:29:55,490 I just want to make sure we got everything. Let's go. 1208 01:29:57,590 --> 01:29:59,490 - Yes? - I'm out. I'm out, Floyd. 1209 01:29:59,490 --> 01:30:01,390 - Are you here? No, he's not here. - I'm out. 1210 01:30:01,490 --> 01:30:04,090 - Wait, wait. Let me get this. - Come on! 1211 01:30:04,190 --> 01:30:07,090 - Okay, I— Fuck! - Hello? 1212 01:30:07,390 --> 01:30:09,590 Hi, Catherine. I was just walkin' out— 1213 01:30:09,690 --> 01:30:12,690 - What? - Do you know what time it is? 1214 01:30:12,890 --> 01:30:16,090 Serious? She said that? 1215 01:30:16,290 --> 01:30:17,990 What'd she say? Come on. 1216 01:30:18,090 --> 01:30:22,490 - Yo, Catherine, thank you. Thank you. - Ask him what time it is. 1217 01:30:22,790 --> 01:30:24,690 - You got the time? - I'm gonna talk to you tomorrow. 1218 01:30:24,890 --> 01:30:26,990 - Hey, man, can you get me some food? - All right. 1219 01:30:27,190 --> 01:30:30,290 Come on. We gotta go. Come on. 1220 01:30:30,390 --> 01:30:32,290 I got the part. 1221 01:30:32,490 --> 01:30:34,790 - Wow! - I got the part! 1222 01:30:34,890 --> 01:30:37,790 - That's great, man. - That's great. That's wonderful. 1223 01:30:37,990 --> 01:30:39,990 They didn't even want a callback. 1224 01:30:40,090 --> 01:30:42,690 I can't believe it. That's great. 1225 01:30:42,890 --> 01:30:45,490 That's so cool. Way to go. 1226 01:30:45,590 --> 01:30:47,590 - I got a 7:00 call. - That's great. 1227 01:30:47,790 --> 01:30:51,290 Come on, let's go. I want to hear all about it in the car, okay? Come on. 1228 01:30:51,490 --> 01:30:55,490 - Hey, Clarence. - What? 1229 01:30:57,290 --> 01:30:59,090 Nothin'. 1230 01:30:59,290 --> 01:31:01,690 - Forget it. - All right. Come on. 1231 01:31:02,390 --> 01:31:04,190 Come on! 1232 01:31:04,390 --> 01:31:07,190 Hey, get some— get some beer... 1233 01:31:07,290 --> 01:31:08,790 and some— 1234 01:31:09,790 --> 01:31:11,790 and some cleaning products. 1235 01:31:13,090 --> 01:31:15,390 His legacy lives on. 1236 01:31:15,590 --> 01:31:17,690 That was Bob Henderson with a touchdown. 1237 01:31:22,490 --> 01:31:25,090 I'm losin' a fuckin' fortune over here. 1238 01:31:32,290 --> 01:31:34,490 You talkin' to me, you fuckin' wop, you? 1239 01:31:35,190 --> 01:31:36,590 Fuckin'-- 1240 01:31:56,390 --> 01:31:57,790 You're okay. 1241 01:31:58,290 --> 01:32:00,090 - Put your jacket on. - Put your jacket on. 1242 01:32:00,290 --> 01:32:02,190 - Ready? - Yeah. 1243 01:32:02,290 --> 01:32:06,190 Put your jacket on. One sleeve at a time. 1244 01:32:06,390 --> 01:32:08,590 It's a big game now, Elliot. 1245 01:32:08,790 --> 01:32:11,690 - It's okay. Come on. You all right? - No. 1246 01:32:11,990 --> 01:32:13,990 Elliot, look at me. 1247 01:32:14,190 --> 01:32:16,090 Look at me. You comfortable? 1248 01:32:16,090 --> 01:32:18,890 Am I comfortable? I've got a, 1249 01:32:19,190 --> 01:32:22,590 like, you know, brick in... my scrotum. 1250 01:32:22,690 --> 01:32:26,090 That's the best place for it. If they pat you down, they're not gonna search your balls. 1251 01:32:26,390 --> 01:32:29,290 - Okay. You think they might see this, perhaps? - No, it's okay. 1252 01:32:29,490 --> 01:32:31,790 - When you stand up, it'll be okay. Elliot. - Okay. Yeah. 1253 01:32:31,890 --> 01:32:34,490 Elliot, say something. 1254 01:32:34,690 --> 01:32:37,290 - Just— - Okay. Hi. How are you? 1255 01:32:37,390 --> 01:32:40,190 My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. 1256 01:32:40,290 --> 01:32:45,490 We're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree. 1257 01:32:45,790 --> 01:32:48,390 - Just talk regular. - Stop fuckin' around. 1258 01:32:50,290 --> 01:32:52,890 - I can't believe I'm doing this. - You get that shit? 1259 01:32:53,190 --> 01:32:56,190 We're gonna be right down the hall, monitoring you the whole time. 1260 01:32:56,290 --> 01:32:58,790 What happens if somebody does something you can't hear, 1261 01:32:58,890 --> 01:33:01,290 like pulls out a gun and puts it to my fucking eye? 1262 01:33:01,490 --> 01:33:03,490 We've done this a thousand times. 1263 01:33:03,690 --> 01:33:06,190 We know what we're doing, okay? We're the best. 1264 01:33:06,290 --> 01:33:08,190 Now, listen. No fuckin' around. 1265 01:33:08,390 --> 01:33:10,990 Anything happens, we'll be in there like fuckin' gangbusters. 1266 01:33:11,190 --> 01:33:14,890 You gotta remember something. You don't wanna go to jail. Do you wanna go to jail? 1267 01:33:15,190 --> 01:33:17,090 No, I don't wanna go to jail. 1268 01:33:17,090 --> 01:33:20,490 So what do we gotta do? We gotta put your boss in jail, okay? 1269 01:33:20,690 --> 01:33:23,490 And to do that, we've got to show in court, 1270 01:33:23,690 --> 01:33:26,190 beyond a reasonable doubt, that this man, 1271 01:33:26,390 --> 01:33:29,190 a very respectable man in the Hollywood community, is also dealing cocaine. 1272 01:33:29,290 --> 01:33:31,490 We've got to prove it in court, and you've gotta do it. 1273 01:33:31,590 --> 01:33:32,790 That's what we're doing here. 1274 01:33:32,890 --> 01:33:35,490 Okay? You're gonna be okay. You're not gonna get hurt. 1275 01:33:35,690 --> 01:33:38,890 So what you've gotta do— you've gotta get him to admit... 1276 01:33:38,990 --> 01:33:40,490 on tape, all right? 1277 01:33:41,190 --> 01:33:43,490 That he's buyin' this coke. Okay, champ? 1278 01:33:43,690 --> 01:33:46,390 - Get ahold of yourself. You'll be okay. - Okay. 1279 01:33:46,690 --> 01:33:48,690 I'm gonna get some coffee. 1280 01:33:51,290 --> 01:33:54,190 You really got that playin' basketball? 1281 01:33:54,390 --> 01:33:56,290 Yep, I got elbowed right in the eye. 1282 01:33:56,290 --> 01:34:00,590 Then, as it that's not enough, I got hurled the ball right when I'm not lookin'. Wham! 1283 01:34:00,790 --> 01:34:03,590 - Right in my face. - You should be careful. 1284 01:34:05,090 --> 01:34:06,790 I should. 1285 01:34:18,690 --> 01:34:21,390 Clarence, what the fuck did you bring that for? 1286 01:34:21,490 --> 01:34:24,190 - In case. - In case of what? 1287 01:34:24,390 --> 01:34:26,890 I don't know. What the hell do you want me to say? 1288 01:34:27,090 --> 01:34:29,990 Look, Clarence, Lee Donowitz is not a pimp. 1289 01:34:30,190 --> 01:34:32,990 I know that. But one thing this last week has taught me, 1290 01:34:33,290 --> 01:34:37,090 it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it. 1291 01:34:37,290 --> 01:34:40,290 Paging Mr. Sherek. 1292 01:34:40,490 --> 01:34:42,490 - Sherek. - He's over at the bar. 1293 01:34:42,490 --> 01:34:44,790 There he is. 1294 01:34:53,290 --> 01:34:57,490 Elliot, your motivation is to stay out of jail. 1295 01:34:57,790 --> 01:35:00,490 - Easy, easy, easy. - Hey. 1296 01:35:02,090 --> 01:35:04,690 - Hi. - Hi. 1297 01:35:04,990 --> 01:35:06,990 I guess it's about that time, huh? 1298 01:35:07,190 --> 01:35:09,490 Yeah. 1299 01:35:09,490 --> 01:35:11,390 Here we go. 1300 01:35:19,990 --> 01:35:22,590 You're an actor. Act, motherfucker. 1301 01:35:28,990 --> 01:35:30,990 - Elliot? - Yeah? 1302 01:35:32,290 --> 01:35:34,790 - Get on your knees. - Oh, no. 1303 01:35:34,890 --> 01:35:38,790 - What? - I said, get on your fuckin' knees! 1304 01:35:38,990 --> 01:35:41,890 Shut the fuck up! I know what the fuck I'm doin'. 1305 01:35:42,090 --> 01:35:44,890 - You think I'm pretty fuckin' stupid, don't you? - No. 1306 01:35:45,090 --> 01:35:47,490 Don't you fuckin' lie to me, you motherfucker! 1307 01:35:47,690 --> 01:35:50,590 He's bluffing you, Elliot! Can't you see that? 1308 01:35:50,790 --> 01:35:53,790 I want to hear you say, "Clarence, you are—" 1309 01:35:54,090 --> 01:35:56,590 Shut up! Say it, goddamn it! I wanna hear you say it! 1310 01:35:56,790 --> 01:36:00,490 "Clarence, you are without a doubt, the dumbest motherfucker I've ever seen!" 1311 01:36:00,690 --> 01:36:04,390 - Say it! - Dumb fucker! 1312 01:36:04,690 --> 01:36:07,390 - Apparently, I'm not as dumb— Shut up! - He didn't do nothin'! 1313 01:36:07,590 --> 01:36:09,790 Apparently, I'm not as dumb as you fuckin' think I am, am I? 1314 01:36:09,990 --> 01:36:12,090 - No. - What the fuck is waiting for us up there? 1315 01:36:12,190 --> 01:36:15,390 - What the fuck's waiting for us? - He's gonna shoot him. 1316 01:36:15,690 --> 01:36:17,890 Tell me, or I'm gonna pump 2 in your face right here. 1317 01:36:18,090 --> 01:36:20,590 He's not gonna shoot him. 1318 01:36:20,790 --> 01:36:22,990 - Motherfuck— - He's gonna shoot him. 1319 01:36:23,090 --> 01:36:27,290 Like Nick Curry used to say, if I'm wrong, I swear to God I'll fucking apologize! 1320 01:36:27,490 --> 01:36:30,990 Something's amiss. I can feel it. If anything out of the ordinary goes down, 1321 01:36:31,190 --> 01:36:32,890 you are gonna be the first one shot. 1322 01:36:32,990 --> 01:36:35,490 - He didn't do anything! What the fuck— - Shut up! 1323 01:36:35,590 --> 01:36:37,490 I'm gonna blow this motherfucker away. Fuck you! 1324 01:36:37,690 --> 01:36:40,790 I wish somebody would just come and get me, 1325 01:36:40,890 --> 01:36:42,690 because I don't like this anymore! 1326 01:36:42,890 --> 01:36:44,890 Get ahold of yourself, you fuckin' sissy! 1327 01:36:45,090 --> 01:36:49,590 I really wish somebody would just come and take me away! Just take me away! 1328 01:36:49,790 --> 01:36:51,790 Hang in there, will you? Goddamn it! 1329 01:36:51,890 --> 01:36:56,090 I can't take this! I'm sorry, but I just can't! I wish somebody... 1330 01:36:56,390 --> 01:37:01,090 would just come to my rescue, and everything would be all right! 1331 01:37:01,290 --> 01:37:03,490 Elliot? Elliot? 1332 01:37:03,690 --> 01:37:05,590 - What? - I'm sorry, all right? 1333 01:37:07,790 --> 01:37:10,590 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Friends? 1334 01:37:10,790 --> 01:37:12,590 I'm sorry. 1335 01:37:12,690 --> 01:37:16,090 - What's with this guy? - Quit playing around. 1336 01:37:16,290 --> 01:37:18,090 I wasn't playing around. I just had to be sure. 1337 01:37:18,290 --> 01:37:21,090 That's all. I'm sure now, okay? 1338 01:37:21,390 --> 01:37:23,990 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 1339 01:37:24,190 --> 01:37:25,990 Oh, man! 1340 01:37:25,990 --> 01:37:28,890 I like this Clarence kid. This fuckin' guy's crazy. 1341 01:37:38,990 --> 01:37:40,890 Yeah. 1342 01:37:46,290 --> 01:37:50,090 I got up feelin' so down 1343 01:37:51,190 --> 01:37:56,090 - Oh, man. - I got off bein' sold out 1344 01:37:56,390 --> 01:38:00,390 - Are you Dick Ritchie? - Uh, no. 1345 01:38:00,690 --> 01:38:04,490 - But the story's getting old now - Do you know a Clarence Worley? 1346 01:38:04,690 --> 01:38:07,390 - Yes. - Do you know where we can find him? 1347 01:38:07,590 --> 01:38:11,590 - Yes, I do. Oh. - I just looked in the mirror 1348 01:38:11,890 --> 01:38:14,090 Well, where? 1349 01:38:14,290 --> 01:38:17,290 At the Beverly Ambassador. 1350 01:38:17,590 --> 01:38:20,790 - Where's that? - Well, 1351 01:38:20,990 --> 01:38:22,990 you go— 1352 01:38:23,190 --> 01:38:25,490 No. Yeah. Go down— Go down Beach— 1353 01:38:25,690 --> 01:38:28,590 You guys want to smoke a bowl or— 1354 01:38:28,690 --> 01:38:32,890 Oh. Go down Beachwood and drive a while, 1355 01:38:33,090 --> 01:38:36,090 and then you're gonna turn right, okay? 1356 01:38:36,290 --> 01:38:40,090 And then you go, and you keep drivin', and you keep drivin'. 1357 01:38:47,490 --> 01:38:49,290 - Hello, Elliot. - Monty. 1358 01:38:49,490 --> 01:38:51,690 Are these your friends? 1359 01:38:51,790 --> 01:38:54,290 Yeah. Yeah. 1360 01:38:54,390 --> 01:38:56,790 You could say that. Everybody, this is Monty. 1361 01:38:56,990 --> 01:39:01,490 Hi. Come on in. Lee's in the can. He'll be out in a quick. 1362 01:39:04,690 --> 01:39:06,690 Holy shit. Look at this. Do you believe this? 1363 01:39:06,790 --> 01:39:10,490 - It's a helicopter. - Sorry. Nothing personal. 1364 01:39:11,690 --> 01:39:13,090 Clarence. 1365 01:39:14,790 --> 01:39:19,590 There ain't gonna be a need to search me. All you're gonna find is this right here. 1366 01:39:19,790 --> 01:39:21,690 What compelled you to bring that along? 1367 01:39:21,890 --> 01:39:23,790 I guess the same thing that compelled you guys... 1368 01:39:23,890 --> 01:39:26,890 to bring heavy artillery to a business meeting. 1369 01:39:27,090 --> 01:39:29,890 - I'll take that. - Well, you're gonna have to. 1370 01:39:29,990 --> 01:39:32,890 Oh, hi. 1371 01:39:33,190 --> 01:39:36,890 Everybody's here. Elliot, who's who? 1372 01:39:40,190 --> 01:39:42,690 Uh, that's Dick on the end there. 1373 01:39:42,790 --> 01:39:45,490 Oh, that's Dick! Elliot tells me you're quite gifted. 1374 01:39:45,790 --> 01:39:48,590 And, uh, Alabama in the middle. 1375 01:39:48,690 --> 01:39:50,890 - Hello. - Clarence on the end. 1376 01:39:51,090 --> 01:39:53,990 - Lee, this guy is— - Boris, please. I'm meeting people right now. 1377 01:39:54,190 --> 01:39:58,190 - Mr. Donowitz? - Come on, Clarence. Don't insult me. Call me Lee. 1378 01:39:58,490 --> 01:40:00,490 - Lee? - Boris, shut the fuck up. 1379 01:40:00,690 --> 01:40:02,790 Come on, everybody. Don't be shy. Come on in. 1380 01:40:02,990 --> 01:40:04,890 Okay, uh, Lee. 1381 01:40:05,190 --> 01:40:06,590 - Lee. - Lee. 1382 01:40:06,690 --> 01:40:10,290 - That's right, Lee. - I gotta tell you, I really am a big fan. 1383 01:40:10,590 --> 01:40:12,990 Coming Home in a Body Bag is my favorite movie of all time. 1384 01:40:13,290 --> 01:40:16,590 After Apocalypse Now, I think that is the best Vietnam movie ever made. 1385 01:40:16,690 --> 01:40:19,090 - Wow. Thank you very much, Clarence. - Lee. 1386 01:40:19,190 --> 01:40:21,490 - What? - This guy's packin'. 1387 01:40:21,690 --> 01:40:23,890 Really? 1388 01:40:23,990 --> 01:40:26,790 Well, I've been pretty scared about this whole thing. 1389 01:40:27,090 --> 01:40:31,790 But I'm fairly confident you're just here to do business. I don't want to be a wise guy. 1390 01:40:32,090 --> 01:40:34,290 If you want, I'll take my gun out, lay it on the table. 1391 01:40:34,490 --> 01:40:36,890 It's up to you. 1392 01:40:38,790 --> 01:40:41,890 Mm, no, I don't think that's necessary. Boris, be nice. 1393 01:40:42,190 --> 01:40:44,190 Make everybody some coffee, okay? 1394 01:40:44,290 --> 01:40:46,790 - It's a pleasure to meet you. - Nice to meet you too. 1395 01:40:46,990 --> 01:40:49,390 Honey, sit down. Relax. Relax. 1396 01:40:49,590 --> 01:40:52,590 - Elliot, you look like shit. - Oh, I'm sorry. 1397 01:40:52,790 --> 01:40:54,990 I mean, it's completely disgusting. 1398 01:40:55,190 --> 01:40:58,590 Um, I need to get a quick signature. It would be great— 1399 01:40:58,890 --> 01:41:03,090 - Whatever Bonnie wants. - Okay. 1400 01:41:03,190 --> 01:41:05,290 - Like my dailies there, Clar? 1401 01:41:05,490 --> 01:41:08,090 - Is that what these are? Yeah, they're great. - You like 'em? 1402 01:41:08,190 --> 01:41:10,290 Better fuckin' be great. They cost me enough. 1403 01:41:10,390 --> 01:41:13,590 - What'd that day cost me? - $357,000. 1404 01:41:13,890 --> 01:41:17,190 Elliot, I swear to God, somebody is stealing from me. 1405 01:41:17,390 --> 01:41:19,790 What's this one called anyway? 1406 01:41:19,990 --> 01:41:23,290 - It's a sequel to Body Bag. - Really? 1407 01:41:23,490 --> 01:41:25,690 We don't have a title yet. What does Joe like? 1408 01:41:25,990 --> 01:41:29,090 Uh, Body Bags II. 1409 01:41:29,190 --> 01:41:32,990 Ooh, that's imaginative. I've got more taste in my penis. 1410 01:41:34,590 --> 01:41:36,690 This guy's really fuckin' funny. 1411 01:41:36,890 --> 01:41:39,990 You know, most of these movies that win a lot of Oscars, I can't stand them. 1412 01:41:40,290 --> 01:41:42,990 They're all safe, geriatric coffee-table dogshit. 1413 01:41:43,090 --> 01:41:46,290 We park our cars in the same garage. It's all right. 1414 01:41:46,490 --> 01:41:49,590 All those assholes make are unwatchable movies from unreadable books. 1415 01:41:49,890 --> 01:41:53,490 Mad Max, that's a movie. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, that's a movie. 1416 01:41:53,590 --> 01:41:57,790 Rio Bravo, that's a movie. And Coming Home in a Body Bag, that was a fuckin' movie. 1417 01:41:58,090 --> 01:42:00,890 It was the only movie up to that time that won a lot of Oscars with balls. 1418 01:42:00,990 --> 01:42:04,390 - I mean, since Deer Hunter. - I don't believe you. 1419 01:42:06,690 --> 01:42:09,690 Do you like a little coffee with your sugar, or what? 1420 01:42:09,890 --> 01:42:12,190 Lee, I'm not satisfied till the spoon stands straight up. 1421 01:42:12,390 --> 01:42:15,190 Give me a coffee, will you? 1422 01:42:15,390 --> 01:42:21,090 My Uncle Roger and Uncle Jerry, both of whom were in 'Nam, saw Coming Home in a Body Bag. 1423 01:42:21,390 --> 01:42:25,690 They said to me, Clarence, that is the most accurate Vietnam film they'd ever seen. 1424 01:42:25,990 --> 01:42:29,090 When veterans in that bullshit war say that about my project, 1425 01:42:29,290 --> 01:42:31,390 it makes the whole thing worthwhile. 1426 01:42:31,590 --> 01:42:33,390 Here's to you. 1427 01:42:33,490 --> 01:42:36,590 My friend— I'm calling you my friend. I just met you. You know why? 1428 01:42:36,790 --> 01:42:38,890 I think 'cause we got the same interests. 1429 01:42:38,990 --> 01:42:43,490 You know what I'd like to do right now? I'd like to see Dr. Zhivago. 1430 01:42:44,890 --> 01:42:46,190 Where is it? 1431 01:42:46,390 --> 01:42:48,790 Is there a fucking doctor in the house, or what? 1432 01:42:48,990 --> 01:42:51,490 Hang on a second. Lee, when you see this, you are gonna shit. 1433 01:42:51,590 --> 01:42:53,490 - I better. - Bingo. 1434 01:42:57,790 --> 01:42:59,990 - What's the guy's name? - Donowitz. 1435 01:43:04,890 --> 01:43:07,590 When somebody loves you 1436 01:43:07,890 --> 01:43:12,090 It's no good unless you love them 1437 01:43:14,190 --> 01:43:16,490 Uh, Lee, that is all practically uncut. 1438 01:43:16,690 --> 01:43:19,290 If you so desire, you can cut that a hell of a lot more. 1439 01:43:19,490 --> 01:43:22,590 Don't worry. I'll desire. Boris, get me another cup of coffee, will you? 1440 01:43:22,790 --> 01:43:26,790 - Me too, Boris. - I have to hand it to you, this is not nose garbage. 1441 01:43:26,890 --> 01:43:29,190 It's quality stuff. 1442 01:43:29,390 --> 01:43:31,490 Perfect merchandise. 1443 01:43:31,690 --> 01:43:35,490 The only trouble is, whenever I'm offered a deal that's too good to be true, 1444 01:43:35,790 --> 01:43:39,090 it's because it's a lie. 1445 01:43:39,390 --> 01:43:41,990 Jesus, what's going on? 1446 01:43:46,490 --> 01:43:49,090 - Why don't you convince me you're on the level? - Convince him. 1447 01:43:49,190 --> 01:43:51,390 If he don't bite, we ain't got shit except possession. 1448 01:43:51,590 --> 01:43:54,990 Boris, we got all kinds of sandwich shit back there. Make something for somebody. 1449 01:43:55,290 --> 01:43:57,190 We got lean pastrami, nice rye. Anybody want anything? 1450 01:43:57,390 --> 01:44:01,790 - You got any aspirin? - Yeah, sure. Get him that. 1451 01:44:02,090 --> 01:44:04,590 Well, uh, Lee, it's like this. 1452 01:44:04,790 --> 01:44:08,490 You're getting the bargain of a lifetime because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. 1453 01:44:08,690 --> 01:44:12,490 You're used to dealing with professionals, and I'm not. I'm a rank amateur. 1454 01:44:13,290 --> 01:44:16,190 What the fuck's goin' on? What the fuck's goin' on? 1455 01:44:16,490 --> 01:44:21,090 I can take that and sell it a little bit at a time. Make a lot more money. 1456 01:44:21,290 --> 01:44:24,190 - What's going on, Joe? - Elliot's too far away. 1457 01:44:24,290 --> 01:44:27,190 - This is the whole ball game. The game is set! - He's too far away! 1458 01:44:27,390 --> 01:44:29,490 I'm not a drug dealer. I'm not saying you're a drug dealer. 1459 01:44:29,690 --> 01:44:33,890 But you're a movie producer. You got access to all kinds of money and shit like that. 1460 01:44:35,090 --> 01:44:36,390 Shit! 1461 01:44:36,590 --> 01:44:40,490 - Joe, you are fuckin' killing me. Joe— - Wait, wait. Wait. 1462 01:44:40,790 --> 01:44:43,190 I cannot get a million for it, but you can. 1463 01:44:43,390 --> 01:44:45,690 All right? So I'll sell it to you for 200,000. 1464 01:44:45,890 --> 01:44:47,690 You go make a million with it. 1465 01:44:48,290 --> 01:44:51,390 Shit, it's all found money to me anyway, you know? 1466 01:44:52,390 --> 01:44:53,290 There he is. 1467 01:44:55,790 --> 01:44:58,990 Me- Me and my wife, we're minimum-wage kids. 1468 01:44:59,090 --> 01:45:02,990 $200,000, that means the world to us. 1469 01:45:03,290 --> 01:45:06,990 Elliot tells me that you're fronting for a dirty cop. 1470 01:45:07,090 --> 01:45:10,290 Uh, Elliot wasn't supposed to tell you anything. 1471 01:45:10,590 --> 01:45:12,990 He's not a dirty cop. He's a good cop. 1472 01:45:13,190 --> 01:45:15,390 He saw his chance, and he took it, that's all. 1473 01:45:15,490 --> 01:45:17,690 Why does he trust you? 1474 01:45:17,890 --> 01:45:20,590 Well, we grew up together, that's why. 1475 01:45:20,790 --> 01:45:22,790 Clarence, if you don't know shit, 1476 01:45:23,090 --> 01:45:26,190 then why does he think that you can sell it? 1477 01:45:28,290 --> 01:45:29,790 I bullshitted him. 1478 01:45:33,490 --> 01:45:35,390 You are nuts! 1479 01:45:35,490 --> 01:45:38,490 He's a wild man, this kid Clarence. I like him. 1480 01:45:38,790 --> 01:45:41,990 - You're wild! I love you! I love this guy. - Hey, Lee. 1481 01:45:42,190 --> 01:45:44,790 He bullshitted him. You believe this kid? I love him. 1482 01:45:44,890 --> 01:45:47,390 Elliot, I love this kid. Monty, get the money. 1483 01:45:47,490 --> 01:45:49,890 That's it, fellas. Let's get these sons of bitches. 1484 01:45:52,390 --> 01:45:53,490 Now, wait, wait. 1485 01:45:53,490 --> 01:45:56,090 I forgot. Excuse me. What is your part in this again? 1486 01:45:56,390 --> 01:45:59,590 - I'm his wife. - Oh, you're the wife! Right. 1487 01:45:59,790 --> 01:46:02,190 Clarence, what, did you beat her or something? 1488 01:46:02,390 --> 01:46:04,490 No, no. She got that playing basketball. 1489 01:46:06,490 --> 01:46:08,890 - What's the matter with you? - I'm sorry. 1490 01:46:09,090 --> 01:46:11,790 - Why are you here? - I'm an actor. 1491 01:46:11,990 --> 01:46:15,690 Dick, if you were just a fuckin' actor, you never would've got in the room. 1492 01:46:15,990 --> 01:46:18,490 I'm— I'm friends with Elliot. 1493 01:46:18,690 --> 01:46:20,990 He's your friend? You got problems. 1494 01:46:21,190 --> 01:46:24,090 All right, all right. It's all right. And Elliot knows me. 1495 01:46:24,290 --> 01:46:26,890 - Elliot, here. Call Joe. - Sorry. 1496 01:46:27,090 --> 01:46:28,990 Tell that cocksucker the production manager reports... 1497 01:46:29,190 --> 01:46:32,290 that he's taking 30 cents of every dollar and putting it in his own pocket. 1498 01:46:34,190 --> 01:46:35,990 Don't you want to count your money? 1499 01:46:36,190 --> 01:46:38,990 No, that's all right. She can count it. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1500 01:46:39,090 --> 01:46:41,190 Give it to her. 1501 01:46:43,190 --> 01:46:45,390 Well, since my baby left me 1502 01:46:45,590 --> 01:46:47,390 I found a new place to dwell 1503 01:46:47,590 --> 01:46:50,490 It's down at the end of Lonely Street 1504 01:46:50,690 --> 01:46:53,190 The Heartbreak Hotel 1505 01:46:53,390 --> 01:46:55,690 - I gotta hand it to you, Clarence. - I was cool? 1506 01:46:55,890 --> 01:46:57,790 Man, you were cooler than cool. 1507 01:46:57,890 --> 01:47:00,090 Oh, my God. I forgot my fuckin' vest. 1508 01:47:00,190 --> 01:47:02,090 - Stupid. - Cody, on 3. 1509 01:47:02,290 --> 01:47:05,890 - Yeah. - 1, 2, 3 1510 01:47:17,490 --> 01:47:20,190 Both of you, put the fucking guns on the floor now! 1511 01:47:20,390 --> 01:47:23,890 Fuck you! All you pigs, put your guns on the floor and back away. 1512 01:47:24,190 --> 01:47:27,090 - Are you fucking nuts? Just do what they say. - This is your last chance! 1513 01:47:27,190 --> 01:47:31,190 Fuck you! This is your last chance! We could kill all of you and you know it! 1514 01:47:31,290 --> 01:47:34,990 - Get down on the fucking floor! - Boris, shut the fuck up. 1515 01:47:35,290 --> 01:47:38,790 - We're all gonna die here. These are cops. - So? Who gives a shit? 1516 01:47:39,090 --> 01:47:42,490 Something I never told you about me. I hate fucking cops! 1517 01:47:42,690 --> 01:47:45,390 Let's be nice, guys. Come on. Let's be nice. We don't want to die. 1518 01:47:45,490 --> 01:47:47,390 We don't want any of you guys to die. 1519 01:47:47,590 --> 01:47:50,690 You look like a blond Frankenstein. Now put your gun down! 1520 01:47:52,790 --> 01:47:55,190 - 211? - Yeah, 211. 1521 01:47:57,290 --> 01:47:59,090 There you go, Mad Dog. 1522 01:48:08,190 --> 01:48:11,590 - Holy shit. Motherfucker. - What the fuck is goin' on? 1523 01:48:11,790 --> 01:48:15,890 - Who are these guys? Put 'em down! - Put your fuckin' guns down! 1524 01:48:16,190 --> 01:48:18,290 Put 'em down, motherfucker! Put 'em down! 1525 01:48:18,390 --> 01:48:20,590 Fuck you! 1526 01:48:20,790 --> 01:48:22,690 Put those fuckin' guns down! 1527 01:48:22,790 --> 01:48:26,090 How you really think I'm doin' with Lee, huh? 1528 01:48:26,290 --> 01:48:30,190 - You kidding? He loves you. - You don't think I'm kissing his ass or anything, do you? 1529 01:48:30,390 --> 01:48:34,290 You're telling him what he wants to hear. That ain't the same thing as kissing his ass. 1530 01:48:34,390 --> 01:48:38,490 Yeah, I saw Coming Home in a Body Bag. I loved it. I'm not lyin' to the guy. 1531 01:48:38,690 --> 01:48:41,090 No. That's why it ain't ass-kissin'. 1532 01:48:41,190 --> 01:48:45,890 What you're doin' is genuine, and he knows it. 1533 01:48:48,690 --> 01:48:50,490 I like you, Clarence. 1534 01:48:50,690 --> 01:48:54,090 Always have. Always will. 1535 01:49:02,490 --> 01:49:06,290 Put 'em down! Put 'em down, motherfuckers! 1536 01:49:07,990 --> 01:49:10,590 Officer Dimes. Officer Dimes. 1537 01:49:10,890 --> 01:49:12,990 Put 'em down, motherfucker! Put 'em down! 1538 01:49:13,190 --> 01:49:15,990 - Officer Dimes? - What? 1539 01:49:16,190 --> 01:49:20,090 - Officer Dimes? Officer Dimes? - What? 1540 01:49:20,290 --> 01:49:23,590 Um, this has nothing to do with me anymore, right? 1541 01:49:23,890 --> 01:49:26,690 Okay? So I'm just gonna leave, 1542 01:49:26,790 --> 01:49:28,890 and you guys just settle this by yourselves, all right? 1543 01:49:29,090 --> 01:49:30,990 Just shut up and stay the fuck put, Elliot. 1544 01:49:31,190 --> 01:49:33,790 How do you know his name? 1545 01:49:33,990 --> 01:49:36,490 Why the fuck did he know your name? 1546 01:49:36,590 --> 01:49:39,590 You little piece of shit! 1547 01:49:39,790 --> 01:49:43,490 You can forget about acting for the next 20 years! Your fuckin' career is over! 1548 01:49:43,890 --> 01:49:46,090 Take you fuckin' SAG card and burn it! 1549 01:49:46,290 --> 01:49:48,790 You little cocksucker! 1550 01:49:48,890 --> 01:49:52,790 I treated you like a son, and you fuckin' stab me in the heart! 1551 01:49:53,090 --> 01:49:55,390 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! 1552 01:49:55,590 --> 01:49:58,090 Mother— Watch it, motherfucker! 1553 01:50:05,190 --> 01:50:07,590 Cody! 1554 01:50:14,090 --> 01:50:16,290 Son of a— 1555 01:50:32,390 --> 01:50:35,090 Clarence! 1556 01:51:14,090 --> 01:51:17,690 Sweetie! Sweetie! 1557 01:51:19,890 --> 01:51:22,990 Baby! 1558 01:51:23,290 --> 01:51:27,090 Okay, you with the shotgun behind the couch, come out! 1559 01:51:27,190 --> 01:51:29,190 Guy's a wop. 1560 01:51:29,390 --> 01:51:33,390 I said come out from behind the couch, you fuckin' guinea, now! 1561 01:51:36,190 --> 01:51:39,890 I said-a come out from-a behind the couch-o, okay? Capisce? 1562 01:51:42,590 --> 01:51:44,790 Nice and slow. 1563 01:51:54,690 --> 01:51:57,490 Shit! The guy hit me. 1564 01:52:07,190 --> 01:52:09,090 Son of a bitch shot me. 1565 01:52:10,590 --> 01:52:12,490 Sweetie! 1566 01:52:13,890 --> 01:52:16,990 Don't you die on me! 1567 01:52:20,190 --> 01:52:22,090 You're gonna be okay. 1568 01:52:22,290 --> 01:52:24,090 I need an ambulance! 1569 01:52:26,390 --> 01:52:28,990 I need an ambulance! 1570 01:52:40,590 --> 01:52:41,590 Fuck you! 1571 01:52:41,690 --> 01:52:45,090 I'll blow this bitch's brains to kingdom come! 1572 01:52:48,790 --> 01:52:50,590 I need an ambulance! 1573 01:52:50,690 --> 01:52:53,090 Shut up! 1574 01:52:53,490 --> 01:52:55,290 Fuck you! I'm bleeding! 1575 01:52:55,390 --> 01:52:57,390 I'll call you a hearse. 1576 01:52:59,290 --> 01:53:00,590 This is for Cody. 1577 01:53:03,490 --> 01:53:04,990 Fuck you! 1578 01:53:51,690 --> 01:53:54,590 Honey, you're alive! 1579 01:53:54,890 --> 01:53:57,190 Honey! 1580 01:53:57,290 --> 01:53:59,390 I can't see. 1581 01:54:01,690 --> 01:54:04,290 Honey, you have blood in your eye. 1582 01:54:04,490 --> 01:54:06,390 Come on. 1583 01:54:06,490 --> 01:54:08,790 All right. Okay. 1584 01:54:10,790 --> 01:54:11,890 Fuck you! 1585 01:54:12,090 --> 01:54:15,490 I want a car to take me to the airport and a plane full of gas! 1586 01:54:22,190 --> 01:54:25,490 And a million bucks! Small bills! And— 1587 01:54:32,490 --> 01:54:34,290 Get outta my face, motherfucker! 1588 01:55:18,490 --> 01:55:20,390 Amid the chaos of that day, 1589 01:55:20,490 --> 01:55:23,990 when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots... 1590 01:55:24,190 --> 01:55:27,390 and all I could smell was the violence in the air, 1591 01:55:27,690 --> 01:55:29,790 I look back and am amazed... 1592 01:55:29,890 --> 01:55:32,690 that my thoughts were so clear and true— 1593 01:55:32,890 --> 01:55:36,490 that 3 words went through my mind endlessly, 1594 01:55:36,690 --> 01:55:39,790 repeating themselves like a broken record. 1595 01:55:39,990 --> 01:55:43,990 "You're so cool. You're so cool. 1596 01:55:44,090 --> 01:55:47,290 You're so cool." 1597 01:55:47,590 --> 01:55:51,990 And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, 1598 01:55:52,190 --> 01:55:56,190 if that bullet had been 2 inches more to the left. 1599 01:55:56,490 --> 01:55:58,290 To this, I always smile... 1600 01:55:58,390 --> 01:56:01,890 as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. 1601 01:56:02,190 --> 01:56:03,990 But I always do. 1602 01:56:04,190 --> 01:56:06,790 I tell him of how I would want to die, 1603 01:56:06,890 --> 01:56:12,590 but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn... 1604 01:56:12,890 --> 01:56:17,290 and that things would be much as they are now, perhaps. 1605 01:56:17,590 --> 01:56:20,590 Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son... 1606 01:56:20,890 --> 01:56:22,790 Elvis. 1607 01:57:03,990 --> 01:57:06,090 No stars in the sky 1608 01:57:08,490 --> 01:57:11,790 The night seems so dark around you 1609 01:57:13,090 --> 01:57:15,390 You won't say a word 1610 01:57:17,790 --> 01:57:21,290 And wonder why no one's found you 1611 01:57:21,390 --> 01:57:24,390 Waiting for love 1612 01:57:26,790 --> 01:57:30,490 Praying for love again 1613 01:57:45,890 --> 01:57:47,790 Love's a heavy weight 1614 01:57:49,490 --> 01:57:52,090 Give it to me Don't hesitate 1615 01:57:52,290 --> 01:57:54,090 Love's a heavy thing 1616 01:57:55,690 --> 01:57:57,490 Too heavy for one heart 1617 01:57:57,690 --> 01:58:00,390 To bring me your love 1618 01:58:01,990 --> 01:58:05,090 Give me your love again 1619 01:58:05,190 --> 01:58:07,090 It's not your fault 1620 01:58:08,390 --> 01:58:10,190 One heart can never win 1621 01:58:10,290 --> 01:58:12,990 It takes 2 hearts 1622 01:58:14,890 --> 01:58:17,890 2 hearts just to hold love 1623 01:58:18,090 --> 01:58:20,890 2 hearts 1624 01:58:21,090 --> 01:58:28,990 2 hearts just to hold your love 1625 01:58:29,390 --> 01:58:35,290 Your love 1626 01:58:55,990 --> 01:58:58,990 And if your heart should ache 1627 01:58:59,090 --> 01:59:00,990 Remember me 1628 01:59:02,290 --> 01:59:04,890 And if your heart should break 1629 01:59:08,590 --> 01:59:10,390 2 hearts 1630 01:59:11,890 --> 01:59:14,790 2 hearts They can mend it 1631 01:59:14,990 --> 01:59:16,990 Heartache 1632 01:59:18,190 --> 01:59:21,590 Heartaches can be mended by love 1633 01:59:23,290 --> 01:59:25,090 By love 1634 01:59:27,290 --> 01:59:29,490 Love's a heavy weight 1635 01:59:30,890 --> 01:59:33,490 Give it to me Don't hesitate 1636 01:59:33,690 --> 01:59:35,690 Love's a heavy thing 1637 01:59:37,090 --> 01:59:38,890 Too heavy for one heart 1638 01:59:39,090 --> 01:59:41,890 To bring me your love 1639 01:59:42,990 --> 01:59:45,490 Give me your love again 1640 01:59:46,690 --> 01:59:48,590 It's not too late 1641 01:59:49,790 --> 01:59:51,590 One heart can never win 1642 01:59:51,890 --> 01:59:54,690 It takes 2 hearts 1643 01:59:56,190 --> 01:59:59,190 2 hearts just to hold love 1644 01:59:59,290 --> 02:00:02,290 2 hearts 1645 02:00:02,490 --> 02:00:10,390 2 hearts just to hold your love 1646 02:00:10,890 --> 02:00:19,790 Your love