Oh!
Huh.
Too much garbage in your face?
There's plenty of space out in space!
BNL star liners leaving each day.
We'll clean up the mess while you're away!
The jewel of the BNL fleet, the Axiom.
Spend your five-year cruise in style,
waited on 24 hours a day by our fully automated crew,
while your captain and autopilot
chart a course for nonstop entertainment, fine dining,
and with our all-access hoverchairs, even Grandma can join the fun.
There's no need to walk.
The Axiom. Putting the star in executive star liner.
Because at BNL, space is the final fun-tier!
Oh-ho!
Wow!
Ahh.
Whoa.
Uh-oh.
Oh...
Aw!
Whoa!
Whoa.
Ooh!
Huh?
Whoa!
Ha!
Aha!
Uh...
Whoa!
Ooh!
Who are you?
Whoa!
Hmm.
Uh-oh.
Huh?
Directive?
Oh!
Directive?
Ta-da!
Ooh!
- Directive? - Directive?
Classified.
Oh.
Name?
EVE.
E... Ah!
"EVE. EVE."
EVE.
"EVE."
EVE...
EVE! EVE! EVE!
WALL-E! WALL-E!
Oh.
EVE.
Ooh!
Here.
Look.
Pop.
You pop.
Ooh!
Oops.
Ooh!
WALL-E?
Whoa! Uh-oh!
Whoa!
Uh...
Ha!
Ooh!
Oh!
Ooh!
EVE!
Hmm?
Ooh!
Whoa.
EVE.
EVE?
EVE!
Whoa!
Ah!
Uh-oh.
EVE!
No!
Whoa!
EVE.
Whoa!
Oh! Uh-oh.
Oh!
EVE.
Whoa!
EVE.
Oh!
Foreign contaminant.
Oh!
Uh-oh.
Foreign contaminant. - Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Huh?
EVE!
Huh?
Foreign contaminant.
EVE.
EVE!
I've been in my cabin all morning,
so let's hover over to the driving range and hit a few virtual balls into space.
No, we did that yesterday. I don't want to do that.
- Well, then what do you want to do? - I don't know. Something.
Whoa!
Look, I'm tired of having the same argument over and over.
Bot, over here.
Whoa!
I'm in a tunnel. I can't hear you. - There you are.
Buy N Large.
Everything you need to be happy.
Your day is very important to us.
Hey, drink-bot.
Here, take the cup. Hey, take the cup!
- Whoa! - Uh-oh.
Please remain stationary.
A service-bot will be here to assist you momentarily.
Stewards! Hello!
- Please remain stationary. - Help.
A service-bot will be here to assist you momentarily.
What's that? What's going on?
Uh...
- John. - EVE?
Uh, no. John.
EVE!
Bye, WALL-E:
"A" is for Axiom, your home sweet home.
"B" is for Buy N Large, your very best friend.
Mmm!
Time for lunch in a cup.
Feel beautiful.
- It's the new you. Stunning. - You look great.
- I know, honey. Men. - Men.
Attention, Axiom shoppers. Try blue.
It's the new red.
Ooh!
Love blue.
Date?
Don't get me started on the date.
Every holo-date I have been on has been a virtual disaster.
If I could just meet one, one who wasn't so superficial.
There are no good men out there.
I know. I know because I've...
What the...
Whoa!
Huh?
Yoo-hoo.
Uh...
- Mary. - EVE.
Huh? Oh!
Oh! Oh. Um, sure. You go ahead.
EVE.
Shade!
I didn't know we had a pool!
Captain, you are needed on the bridge.
All hands on deck!
Morning.
Just a trim?
Uh-huh.
I see. I know, honey. I know.
I'm good, I am good. You look gorgeous.
Oh!
- Sir? - Coffee.
Sir, the annual...
Protocol, Auto. First things first.
Computer, status report.
- Mechanical systems. - Unchanged.
- Reactor core temperature. - Unchanged.
- Passenger count. - Unchanged.
- Regenerative food buffet. - Unchanged.
- Jacuzzi pH balance. - Unchanged.
- Atmospheric conditions. - Unchanged.
- Captain. - Laundry service volume.
- Unchanged. - Okay, Auto.
- Sir, the annual reconnaissance... - 12:30!
Auto, why didn't you wake me for morning announcements?
Honestly, it's the one thing I get to do on this ship.
Well, good morning, everybody,
and welcome to day 255,642 aboard the Axiom.
As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny and...
Oh, I see the ship's log is showing that today is our 700th anniversary
of our five-year cruise.
Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later
we'd be doing the exact same thing they were doing.
Fore!
So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your "free
" septuacentennial cupcake in a cup."
Wow, look at that!
Also today we have a...
Hey, Auto, what's that flashing button?
Captain, Probe One has returned positive.
Positive?
EVE.
But no probe's
ever come back positive before.
Greetings and congratulations, Captain.
If you are seeing this,
that means your Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator,
or EVE probe, has returned from Earth
with a confirmed specimen of ongoing photosynthesis.
That's right. It means it's time to go back home.
Home? We're going back?
Now that Earth has been restored to a life-sustaining status,
by golly, we can begin Operation Recolonize.
Simply follow this manual's instructions
to place the plant in your ship's holo-detector
and the Axiom will immediately navigate your return to Earth.
- It's that easy. - Huh!
Now, due to the effects of microgravity,
you and your passengers may have suffered some
slight bone loss.
But I'm sure a few laps around the ship's jogging track
will get you back in shape in no time.
We have a jogging track?
If you have any further questions,
just consult your operation manual.
See you back home real soon.
"Operate Manuel."
Uh...
Manuel, relay instructions.
Manuel?
Wow. Will you look at that?
Let's see.
Huh?
EVE.
WALL-E!
EVE.
Well, let's open her up.
"Step one. Voice command, 'Confirm acquisition.'"
Confirm acquisition. - Ooh!
Voice authorization required.
- Uh... - Uh...
Accepted.
Ooh.
- Where's the thingy? - Plant.
Plant. Right. Right. Where is it?
Maybe we missed a step.
- Show me how you change... - Plant.
- Okay.
WALL-E!
- EVE? - Plant!
Why don't you scan her to be sure?
Contains no specimen. Probe's memory is faulty.
- So then, we're not going to Earth? - Negative.
I guess things go back to normal, huh?
Correct, Captain.
- Well, false alarm! - False alarm.
The probe must be defective.
GO-4, send her to the repair ward,
and have them run diagnostics on her. Make sure she's not...
Ah!
Have, uh, WALL-E cleaned.
Yoo-hoo!
EVE.
Analyze.
Analysis. Foreign contaminant.
Substance is a three-phase system
composed of various combinations of naturally derived solids.
Subject is most commonly referred to as soil, dirt, or earth.
"Earth"?
Hmm.
Define "earth."
Earth, the surface of the world
as distinct from the sky or sea.
Wow.
Define "sea."
Sea, an expanse of salt water
that covers most of the Earth's surface and surrounds its landmasses.
Foreign contaminant.
Whoa!
EVE.
Whoa!
Just a trim?
You look gorgeous.
Fore!
EVE!
Clear, clear, clear.
Whoa!
Ooh!
Whoa!
EVE! EVE!
Ah!
WALL-E!
Oh, my.
Halt!
WALL-E!
Caution. Rogue robots.
WALL-E!
Halt! Halt!
Caution. Rogue robots.
WALL-E!
Clear.
Ooh!
Caution. Rogue robots.
Uh-oh.
EVE.
EVE?
Earth.
Oh!
Ah.
Directive.
WALL-E!
Uh-oh.
Plant!
- EVE. - WALL-E!
Cruising speed.
You are now free to move about the cabin.
Huh?
Oh!
Twenty seconds to self-destruct.
Ten seconds to self-destruct.
Ten, nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four,
three,
two...
No. No.
EVE!
WALL-E!
Whoa!
WALL-E!
Oh!
EVE.
WALL-E!
Whee!
Oh, so many stars.
Oh.
- Hey! Hey! That's what's -his-name! - Hey! What the...
- Look! Look at that. - Huh? What?
Hey. I know that guy. It's, uh, WALL-E.
- Hey, WALL-E! It's your buddy John. - Hi, WALL-E!
Hi.
Define "hoedown."
Hoedown, a social gathering
at which lively dancing would take place.
Auto, Earth is amazing! These are called "farms."
Humans would put seeds in the ground, pour water on them,
and they grow food, like pizza.
Good night, Captain.
Psst! Computer.
Define "dancing."
Dancing, a series of movements involving two partners
where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music.
Uh-huh. Uh...
EVE.
Home.
Uh-oh.
The lido deck is now closing. The lido deck is now closing.
- Stop that. - Make me.
I didn't know we had a pool.
No splashing. No diving.
- Oh, go on. - No splashing. No...
EVE.
Shh!
Directive.
Prepare for landing.
"We're here, everybody."
"Yay, Captain! Captain, we're home! It's so beautiful!"
"No. It's nothing. I was pleased to do this.
"It's all about you people. It's not about me."
How?
How did you find it?
We can go back home! For the first time!
- What's it like now? - Oh!
No, no, no. Don't tell me. I want to see for myself.
Wait. That doesn't look like Earth.
Where's the blue sky?
Where's the grass?
I know that song.
They're, um,
dancing.
Yes, dancing.
You made it somehow, huh, little guy? You didn't give up, did you?
Okay, then. Come on.
Wait a minute.
Huh?
EVE?
EVE!
Uh-oh!
EVE.
Pathetic.
EVE.
EVE!
Oh!
Huh?
Foreign contaminant.
There you go, little guy.
You came a long way for a drink of water.
Just needed someone to look after you, that's...
We have to go back.
- Auto, come down here. - Aye, aye, sir.
Auto, EVE found the plant. Fire up the holo-detector.
Not necessary, Captain. You may give it to me.
- You know what? I should do it myself. - Captain.
Sir, I insist you give me the plant.
- Auto, get out of my way. - We cannot go home.
- What are you talking about? Why not? - That is classified, Captain.
- Give me the plant. - What do you mean, "classified"?
You don't keep a secret from the captain.
Give me the plant.
- Tell me what's classified. - The plant.
Tell me, Auto! That's an order.
Aye, aye, sir.
Just cut it off, will you?
Hey, there, autopilots. Got some bad news.
Um...
Operation Cleanup has,
well, failed.
Wouldn't you know, rising toxicity levels have made life
unsustainable on Earth.
"Unsustainable"? What?
Darn it all, we're going to have to cancel Operation Recolonize.
So,
just stay the course.
Um...
Rather than try and fix this problem,
it'll just be easier for everyone to remain in space.
"Easier"?
- Huh? - Sir, time to go.
Okay. I'm giving Override Directive A 113.
Go to full autopilot.
Take control of everything, and do not return to Earth.
Repeat, do not return to Earth.
Let's get the heck out of here.
Now, the plant.
No. Wait a minute.
Computer, when was that message sent out to the Axiom?
Message received in the year 2110.
That's... That's nearly 700 years ago!
Auto, things have changed! We've got to go back.
Sir, orders are "do not return to Earth."
But life is sustainable now. Look at this plant. Green and growing.
- It's living proof he was wrong. - Irrelevant, Captain.
What? It's completely relevant! Out there is our home.
Home, Auto.
And it's in trouble. I can't just sit here and do nothing.
That's all I've ever done.
That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done. Nothing!
On the Axiom you will survive.
- I don't want to survive. I want to live! - Must follow my directive.
I'm the captain of the Axiom.
We are going home today.
GO-4?
Hey! That's not...
This is mutiny! EVE, arrest him.
EVE, you are to put this plant straight in the holo-detector.
No!
Huh?
- EVE? - WALL-E!
EVE!
- Oh! the plant!
- WALL-E! - Over here. Throw it.
Ahhh!
EVE!
Give me the plant.
WALL-E!
All communications are terminated.
You are confined to quarters.
No! Mutiny!
Mutiny!
WALL-E?
Caution. Activating airlock disposal.
WALL-E!
Activating airlock disposal.
WALL-E?
Ah!
EVE.
WALL-E!
Caution. Activating airlock disposal.
WALL-E!
Foreign contaminant.
Whoa!
Whoa.
Huh?
All clean. All clean.
M- O.
- M-O? - M-O.
M- O.
Mmm?
Mmm.
Directive.
Earth.
- Earth. - Earth.
Earth? Earth!
- M-O. - WALL-E!
Wrong.
Please hold. We are currently having...
EVE!
Whoops.
Caution. Rogue robots.
That style suits you.
Clear.
Caution. Rogue robots.
- Not possible. - Caution. Rogue robots.
Auto! Auto!
Mutiny. Mutiny.
Stupid wheel.
Caution. Rogue robots.
The plant!
We'll see who's powerless now.
Testing, testing. Is this thing on?
This is the captain. I am locked in my room.
bring the plant to the lido deck.
I'll have activated the holo-detector. Now, hurry.
- Auto's probably going to cut me off... - Halt.
Ah!
Halt.
Oh, my.
Clear.
Oh!
Halt, halt.
- Look what I got, Auto. - Not possible.
That's right. The plant.
You want it? Come and get it, blinky.
No.
Captain? Captain?
Let go.
- Let go. - Too heavy for you? Huh?
Get off.
You're not getting away from me, one-eye.
- Get off. - Is that all you got?
Halt.
- That's it. A little closer. - Cease and desist.
- Not good. - Got you.
Whoa!
Remain calm. Remain calm.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
We're having a slight malfunction with the autopilot.
Please remain calm.
Ah!
Enough.
Hey. What? John?
Whoa!
No! No, no, no!
I gotcha!
John, get ready to have some kids!
Look out! - Ah!
Oh!
No.
WALL-E!
No!
Uh-oh.
Oh, no!
Auto?
WALL-E!
Auto, you are relieved of duty.
No.
Plant! Plant!
Foreign contaminant.
Plant! - EVE!
Plant origin verified.
Course set for Earth.
Ten seconds to hyper-jump. Nine...
- No. - ... eight...
- WALL-E! - ... seven, six, five, four...
Oh, no.
three, two, one, zero.
WALL-E!
EVE!
Huh?
EVE.
Ooh!
WALL-E?
Ooh!
WALL-E?
WALL-E!
- EVE? - WALL-E?
EVE!
Whee! - You're kidding!
Go, go, go. Go, go.
This is called farming!
You kids are going to grow all kinds of plants.
Vegetable plants. Pizza plants!
It's good to be home!