1 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:49,543 Land ahoy! 2 00:01:58,951 --> 00:02:00,454 Au revoir, Chef. 3 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,076 Good luck, Willy! 4 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:29,081 Goodbye, Cook! 5 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:50,870 - Restaurant map, sir? - Thank you. 6 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:05,519 That's three sovereigns, mate. 7 00:03:08,053 --> 00:03:09,565 Break my pumpkin, you pay for it. 8 00:03:11,023 --> 00:03:12,292 Five, six, seven... 9 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:24,137 - Brush your coat, sir? - No, thank you. 10 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:25,838 - Cologne? - No. Leave me alone. 11 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,919 It's everything you said, Mamma. 12 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:09,048 Yeah! 13 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:21,395 No daydreaming. 14 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:54,428 Could you spare a sovereign for a place to sleep, love? 15 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,163 Of course. 16 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:58,298 Here. Take all you need. 17 00:04:59,064 --> 00:05:00,534 Thank you. 18 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,611 There we go. 19 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:46,979 Time for a little nightcap. 20 00:05:59,124 --> 00:06:00,393 Okay. 21 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:03,163 Hello there. No, stop. Hey, shoo. 22 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,698 Go away, stop! 23 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:06,399 Go away, shoo! Shoo! 24 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:07,434 Stop! 25 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:08,535 Sit. 26 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,404 Sorry about Tiddles. 27 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:13,340 Seems to have an unusual interest 28 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,774 in your legs. 29 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,243 Must be these pants. 30 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:18,545 I got them from a mailman in Minsk. 31 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:19,779 That would be it. 32 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,781 Tiddles would spend all day 33 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:24,317 pursuing postal workers if he could. 34 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:25,652 Wouldn't you, boy? 35 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,557 You're not planning on sleeping there, are you, son? 36 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:32,392 It's just for a night. 37 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:34,628 By this time tomorrow, I plan to have made my fortune. 38 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:38,198 By this time tomorrow, you'll be frozen solid. 39 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,367 Don't be ridiculous. 40 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,400 Ooh. 41 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:45,572 Perhaps it is a little cold for camping. 42 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:48,808 But unfortunately, I'm not in a position to pay for a room, sir. 43 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:51,778 I'm sorry to hear that. 44 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:54,113 But as luck would have it, 45 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,783 I know someone who might be able to help you out. 46 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:58,752 Really? 47 00:06:58,785 --> 00:07:00,720 Here we are, Mr. Wonka. 48 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:01,788 Home sweet home. 49 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,393 Get your filthy paws off my front door, 50 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,228 you mangy mutt. 51 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,362 If that's you, Bleacher, 52 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:10,864 you'd better have my gin. 53 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:13,400 I have something better than gin, Mrs. Scrubitt. 54 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:16,836 A guest. 55 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:21,575 Well, why didn't you say? 56 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,577 Come on in, sir. 57 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:27,213 Welcome to Scrubitt and Bleacher's Guest House and Laundry. 58 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:30,383 Make yourself at home, warm your cockles by the fire. 59 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:31,585 Gin? 60 00:07:31,610 --> 00:07:32,838 Noodle! 61 00:07:32,863 --> 00:07:33,925 Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt? 62 00:07:33,950 --> 00:07:36,120 Put that book down and get our guest a glass o' gin. 63 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:38,123 Poor man's frozen half to death. 64 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,492 Thank you, Mrs. Scrubitt. 65 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:41,374 You and your husband have been so kind to me. 66 00:07:41,399 --> 00:07:42,429 Husband? 67 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,697 Him? 68 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,130 Husband. 69 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,566 You'd love that, wouldn't ya? 70 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,802 - No. - I'm holding out for someone 71 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:51,371 far superior to that idle peasant. 72 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:53,340 Chin-chin. 73 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,411 That is extremely strong stuff. 74 00:07:58,445 --> 00:07:59,879 Yeah, you can run cars on that. 75 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:02,549 So, what is it I can do for you? Room, is it? 76 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,751 Well, yes, but... 77 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:08,855 Mr. Wonka is temporarily embarrassed. 78 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:11,157 No. You don't say. 79 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,846 I'm afraid that's true, Mrs. Scrubitt. 80 00:08:12,871 --> 00:08:13,927 But... 81 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,929 - all that's about to change. - Yeah? 82 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:17,897 You see, I'm something of a magician, 83 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:19,833 inventor and chocolate maker. 84 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:22,369 And first thing tomorrow at the Galeries Gourmet, 85 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:25,305 I plan to unveil my most astonishing creation yet. 86 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,707 Prepare to be amazed 87 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,142 as I present to you... 88 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,312 A teapot? 89 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,713 No, that's just for making tea. 90 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,515 One second. 91 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,853 That's for my stew. 92 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,768 It's in here somewhere. 93 00:08:41,793 --> 00:08:44,609 Don't you worry, Mr. Wonka. I can see you're a man of great ingenuity. 94 00:08:44,634 --> 00:08:46,326 And we've got just the thing for ya. 95 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,048 The entrepreneurial package. 96 00:08:48,073 --> 00:08:49,696 Now, the room is one sovereign a night, 97 00:08:49,721 --> 00:08:51,531 but you don't have to pay till 6:00 tomorrow. 98 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:53,645 Does that give you enough time to earn a few pennies? 99 00:08:53,670 --> 00:08:55,502 More than enough, Mrs. Scrubitt. 100 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,270 Thank you. 101 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,606 It's the least I can do for a stranger in need. 102 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:02,542 Now, sign here and we're all done. 103 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:04,811 All righty. 104 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:08,948 Read the small print. 105 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:11,217 What? 106 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:13,286 - Thank you, Noodle. That'll do. 107 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:14,788 Ooh. What'd she say? 108 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:16,423 - Who's that, then? - The girl. 109 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:18,558 - What girl? - That girl. It sounded like, 110 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:22,395 "Read the small print." And there does seem to be a lot of... 111 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:30,403 Just keeps on coming. 112 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,439 Yeah, you don't wanna listen to Noodle, Mr. Wonka. 113 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,340 - She's damaged. - Damaged? 114 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:35,675 Orphan Syndrome. 115 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:36,810 Orphan Syndrome? 116 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:38,278 Orphan Syndrome. 117 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,173 Orphan Syndrome. 118 00:09:40,198 --> 00:09:42,815 She was dropped down the laundry chute as a bab, and I took her in 119 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,317 out the goodness of my heart, 120 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:46,419 and I've done my best, Mr. Wonka, honest, I have, 121 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:48,555 but she's been left with a suspicious nature. 122 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,957 She sees conspiracy everywhere. 123 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:53,293 - Poor girl. - I know. 124 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,562 These are just your standard Ts and Cs, 125 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,898 but you're welcome to take a look if you want. 126 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,600 I'll just give it a once-over. 127 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:11,277 Well, that all seems to be in order. 128 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,679 Really? 129 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:14,481 Hello. 130 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:15,682 Then welcome to Scrubitt's. 131 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:21,721 There you are, Mr. Wonka. The entrepreneurial suite. 132 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:24,624 There's your four-poster, and your sink plus soap, 133 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:26,042 and there's a little mint on your pillow. 134 00:10:26,066 --> 00:10:27,668 Fantastic. 135 00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:29,028 What kind people. 136 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:38,571 Noodle! 137 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,574 Noodle! 138 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:43,443 Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt? 139 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,444 I've been lookin' for you. 140 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,312 What do you want? 141 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,456 I wanna teach you a lesson, you miserable little bookworm. 142 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,615 What did I do wrong? 143 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,925 You know what you did, you brat. 144 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:51,484 - Stop squirming! - What? No, please. 145 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,321 You ever interfere in my business again, 146 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,757 and you'll be in this coop all week. Do you understand? 147 00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,794 Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt. Sorry, Mrs. Scrubitt. 148 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,730 I should think so, too. 149 00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:33,927 Here we go, Mamma. 150 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,103 Ladies and gentlemen of the Galeries Gourmet, 151 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,573 my name is Willy Wonka, 152 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:49,008 and I have come to show you a marvelous morsel, 153 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,010 an incredible edible, 154 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,847 an unbeatable eatable, 155 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,648 the likes of which this world has never seen. 156 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:58,484 So quiet up and listen down. 157 00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,420 No, scratch that, reverse it. 158 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,121 I give to you 159 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,489 the Hoverchoc. 160 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,631 Bravo! 161 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,533 Bravo! 162 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:23,137 Thank you. 163 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,538 - Miss Bon-Bon? - Yes, Mr. Slugworth. 164 00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:26,806 Call the police. 165 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:28,541 Very good, sir. 166 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,910 Well, who wants to try one? 167 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,812 - Me, please! - I will. 168 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,549 - Mr. Slugworth, sir. - 'Scuse me. 169 00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:37,784 Mr. Fickelgruber. 170 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,819 And Mr. Prodnose. 171 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,054 What an honor. 172 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,722 Ever since I was a little boy... 173 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,691 That is quite a handshake. 174 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,926 It's a business handshake, Mr. Wonka. 175 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,696 Lets people know I mean business. 176 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,130 Now, come along. 177 00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:54,968 Let's try one of these so-called Hoverchocs. 178 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,646 Ooh. 179 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,182 It's not just chocolate, is it? 180 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,550 There's... 181 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,085 - marshmallow. - That's right. 182 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,221 Harvested from the mallow marshes of Peru. 183 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,689 And caramel. 184 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,825 - But... but it's... - Salted. 185 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,728 With the bittersweet tears of a Russian clown. 186 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,629 And is that... 187 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:24,664 Surely not? 188 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,833 Cherry? 189 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,244 Cherry-picked by the pick of the cherry pickers 190 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,170 from the Imperial Gardens in Japan. 191 00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:33,806 Well, Mr. Wonka. 192 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,575 I've been in this business a very long time, 193 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,144 and I can safely say 194 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,846 that of all the chocolate I have ever tasted, 195 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,881 this is without doubt 196 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:45,152 the absolute 100% worst. 197 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,652 Whoo! 198 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:47,763 There we have it, ladies and gentlemen. 199 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,789 An endorsement from Mr... 200 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,024 Wait. The worst? 201 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,860 We three are the fiercest of rivals, 202 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,628 and yet we agree on one thing. 203 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,697 A good chocolate should be simple. 204 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,799 Plain. Uncomplicated. 205 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,902 Whereas this, with all its bells and whistles... 206 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,904 Well, it's just... 207 00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:06,039 Weird. 208 00:15:07,141 --> 00:15:08,941 That's a shame. 209 00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:11,978 If you thought the chocolate was weird, 210 00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:13,613 you're gonna hate what happens next. 211 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,651 What's happening? Whoa, what's going on? 212 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,187 That's the hoverfly. 213 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,854 It's broken out of its cocoon. 214 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,856 It's flapping its wings like billy. 215 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,760 My hair! You mean a fly is doing this? 216 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,229 Yes. But don't worry. 217 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,165 - It'll be completely unharmed. - Thank you. 218 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,932 In about 20 minutes, it'll get tired 219 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,600 and exit through your rear. 220 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,203 You what? 221 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,780 He means we're going to fart them out of our botties! 222 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,605 Yes, I know what he meant. 223 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:40,907 You're off your rocker, Wonka! 224 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,176 Who in their right mind 225 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:43,910 wants a chocolate that makes you fly? 226 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,183 Well, let's find out, shall we? 227 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,080 Who's for a Hoverchoc? 228 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,283 I want one! 229 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,717 One sovereign, please. Thank you. 230 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,653 Thank you very much. 231 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,721 One sovereign. Thank you, madam. 232 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:56,755 Enjoy your flight. 233 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,725 Look, I'm flying! I'm flying! 234 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,597 How's the view up there? 235 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,067 Not too high, darling! 236 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:12,339 Beat it, kid. 237 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,941 All right, folks. Nothin' to see here. 238 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,678 Just a small group of people defyin' the laws of gravity. 239 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,247 - Yeah. - Hook 'em, boys. 240 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,282 That's the Hoverchoc, sir. That's the point. 241 00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:24,418 I'm afraid we've had some complaints about you, sir. 242 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,186 Complaints? 243 00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:27,930 That you're disrupting the trade of other businesses. 244 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:30,089 I'm regrettably obliged to move you on 245 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,824 and to confiscate 246 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,393 your earnings. 247 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,128 - Hey! What are you doing? - No! 248 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,672 Don't worry, it's going to a good cause. 249 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,232 - Get off. - Sick kids, or something. 250 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:40,200 Sorry, sir. Rules is rules. 251 00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:41,834 Cheeky devil, you! Come here! 252 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:44,404 Could you at least leave me a sovereign? 253 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:45,972 I need to pay for my room. 254 00:16:49,143 --> 00:16:51,378 Here. 255 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:53,779 Thank you. 256 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,918 Evening, Mr. Wonka. 257 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,188 How'd it go? 258 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,022 Not quite as well as I'd hoped. 259 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:06,092 Shame. Well, I'm afraid we do have to settle up now. 260 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,927 Well, thankfully, the room's taken care of. 261 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,364 Believe we said a sovereign. 262 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,831 For the room, yes. 263 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,901 But you have incurred a few extras 264 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,970 during the course of your residency with ourselves. 265 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:21,408 - Have I? - Yes, you have. 266 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,211 There was that glass of gin you had on arrival, 267 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,811 and if I remember rightly, 268 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,182 you warmed your cockles by the fire. 269 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,016 He did indeed, Mrs. Scrubitt. 270 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,319 Cockle-warming is extra, see? 271 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,021 Used the stairs to get to his room, and all. 272 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,756 Then you've got your stair charge, 273 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,359 and that is per step, I'm afraid. Up and down. 274 00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:41,060 Now, tell me, Mr. Wonka, 275 00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,330 did you happen to use the mini bar? 276 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,464 There's a minibar? 277 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:45,798 Mini bar of soap. 278 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,133 By the sink. 279 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,336 - ... I might have, briefly. - Ho! 280 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,505 See? Even Bleacher knows you never touch the mini bar, 281 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,473 and he was raised in a ditch. 282 00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,342 Add in your mattress hire, 283 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,477 your linen lease, and your pillow penalty, 284 00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,179 and you are looking at... 285 00:17:59,213 --> 00:18:01,013 Ten thousand sovereigns. 286 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,316 You gotta be kidding me? 287 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,850 It's all in the small print, dearie. 288 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,253 I don't have 10,000 sovereigns. 289 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,323 Then we have a problem, Mr. Wonka. 290 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,023 You're gonna have to work it off 291 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,392 in the Wash House, ain't ya? 292 00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:13,893 At a sovereign a day. 293 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,195 Ten thousand days is... 294 00:18:15,229 --> 00:18:16,330 Twenty-seven years. 295 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:17,364 - Hey! - Four months. 296 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,266 And 16 days. 297 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,775 - You must be Mr. Wonka. - Who are you? 298 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,979 Abacus Crunch, chartered accountant. 299 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,481 At least, I was. 300 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,782 - Now... - He runs the place. 301 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,085 And you best do as he says, or you'll answer to me. 302 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,087 Piper Benz. Plumber by trade. 303 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,190 This is Miss Lottie Bell. 304 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,790 Hi. 305 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,193 She don't talk much. 306 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:49,996 And I'm Larry Chucklesworth! 307 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,029 Comedian. 308 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,899 So they got all of you, too, did they? 309 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,168 I'm afraid so. 310 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,470 We each of us found ourselves 311 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,070 in need of a cheap place to stay, 312 00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:00,906 and neglected to read the small print. 313 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:04,910 One moment of stupidity, followed by endless regret. 314 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,481 Sounds like my third marriage. 315 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,183 I'm sorry, I do that a lot. 316 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,817 - He does. - A lot. 317 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,253 I've only been married once, 318 00:19:13,287 --> 00:19:14,987 and it didn't work out. 319 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,332 There's gotta be some way outta here. 320 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,191 You don't think we've tried? 321 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,203 There are bars on the window and there's a dog on the door. 322 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,495 And even if you could get out, 323 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,996 that contract is watertight. 324 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,242 If you're not here at roll call, Mrs. Scrubitt will call the police, 325 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,168 they'll bring you right back, 326 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,361 and she'll charge you a thousand for the inconvenience. 327 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,248 All right, everybody. Back to work. 328 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,440 Come along, Mr. Wonka. 329 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,276 You come with me. 330 00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:39,011 You're in here. On suds. 331 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,520 Whoa. 332 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,385 It's still long, though. 333 00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:53,687 And if you don't agree... 334 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,422 See clause five. 335 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:58,358 - Section 7A. - Paragraph 22. 336 00:20:58,392 --> 00:20:59,659 Part D. 337 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,395 Which says... 338 00:21:41,201 --> 00:21:43,170 Room service. 339 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:46,005 Told you to read the small print. 340 00:21:47,274 --> 00:21:48,508 Slight problem with that. 341 00:21:50,177 --> 00:21:52,679 You can't read, can you? 342 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:55,649 I focused my studies almost exclusively on chocolate. 343 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:58,218 I see. 344 00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:01,053 For everything else, I've relied on the kindness of strangers. 345 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:03,690 And look where that's got you. The staff quarters. 346 00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:05,658 You've got a bed. 347 00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:10,764 You had a bed. 348 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:15,067 Desk, and a wash basin/toilet. 349 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,503 The water comes 350 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:19,172 in two temperatures. Cold... 351 00:22:19,206 --> 00:22:20,373 and colder. 352 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,610 How much do you owe them? 353 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,278 Ten thousand. 354 00:22:25,312 --> 00:22:27,681 Count yourself lucky. I owe 30. 355 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:29,783 What? How do you owe them money? 356 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,017 I thought they found you down a laundry chute. 357 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,487 They did. 358 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,164 Took me in out of the goodness of their hearts 359 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:37,424 and charged me for the privilege. 360 00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:39,192 What a pair of monsters. 361 00:22:39,226 --> 00:22:42,362 The greedy beat the needy every time, Mr. Wonka. 362 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:44,129 Guess it's just the way of the world. 363 00:22:44,164 --> 00:22:45,532 Come on, Noodle. 364 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:47,601 That's just your Orphan Syndrome talking. 365 00:22:48,802 --> 00:22:51,171 - My what? - Your Orphan Syndrome. 366 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:54,374 And we are not gonna be eating any slops. 367 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,243 What are you doing? 368 00:22:56,276 --> 00:22:57,644 I'm making chocolate, o' course. 369 00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:59,078 How do you like it? Dark? 370 00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:01,581 White? Nutty? Absolutely insane? 371 00:23:01,615 --> 00:23:03,082 I don't know. 372 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:06,152 I've never had any. 373 00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:08,655 You've never had chocolate? 374 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,323 - No. - What? 375 00:23:10,357 --> 00:23:11,625 You've never had chocolate? 376 00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:14,394 Still no. 377 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:17,096 Well, this is unbelievable. I mean, this is outrageous. 378 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,098 Well, lucky for you, Noodle, I have a selection 379 00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,534 of the world's finest ingredients 380 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,335 right here in my travel factory. 381 00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:28,775 Whoa. 382 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,644 Where to begin? That's the question. 383 00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:32,212 I know! 384 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:33,413 Silver Linings. 385 00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:35,482 Made of condensed thunder clouds 386 00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:39,084 and liquid sunlight. 387 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,154 Helps you see that faint ray o' hope 388 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,088 beyond the shadow of despair. 389 00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:44,391 Just what we need, 390 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:45,759 wouldn't you say? 391 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,460 Did you always wanna make chocolate? 392 00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:49,429 No. 393 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:50,864 Back when I was your age, 394 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,799 I wanted to be a magician. 395 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:55,502 My mom was a cook. 396 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:58,103 We lived on the river, just the two of us. 397 00:23:58,138 --> 00:24:01,073 In a perfect little world of our own. 398 00:24:03,410 --> 00:24:05,478 The way I remember it, I used to spend 399 00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:07,180 every waking hour trying to come up 400 00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:09,382 with some new trick to impress my mom. 401 00:24:10,317 --> 00:24:12,786 Bravo! 402 00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:15,322 But the real magic came from her. 403 00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:20,226 We didn't have a lotta money, but each week, 404 00:24:20,260 --> 00:24:22,362 she brought home one cocoa bean. 405 00:24:22,395 --> 00:24:24,230 And by the time my birthday came around, 406 00:24:24,264 --> 00:24:26,466 there was enough to make a single bar o' chocolate. 407 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:30,537 But it wasn't just any old chocolate. 408 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:33,273 Far from it. 409 00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:35,809 This has to be the best chocolate in the world. 410 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,510 Don't know about that. 411 00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:39,813 They say the very best comes from a place 412 00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:41,915 called the Galeries Gourmet. 413 00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:44,684 Theirs can't be any better than yours, Mamma. 414 00:24:44,718 --> 00:24:46,319 It's impossible. 415 00:24:46,353 --> 00:24:49,589 Well, as it so happens, 416 00:24:49,623 --> 00:24:51,391 I do know a little secret 417 00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:53,693 that even those fancy-pants don't. 418 00:24:54,728 --> 00:24:55,762 What is it? 419 00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:57,464 I'll tell ya. 420 00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:00,266 When you're older. Now get to sleep. 421 00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:08,341 We should go, Amma. 422 00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:09,843 Where's that, then? 423 00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:11,945 - To the Galeries Gourmet. - What? 424 00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:13,947 - And start a shop? - Yeah. 425 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:16,650 With our name above the door and everything. 426 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,685 That's a wonderful dream, honey. 427 00:25:19,586 --> 00:25:21,388 Is that all it is? 428 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:24,224 Just a dream? 429 00:25:25,659 --> 00:25:26,760 Hey now. 430 00:25:29,863 --> 00:25:33,967 Every good thing in this world started with a dream. 431 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,436 So you hold on to yours. 432 00:25:36,469 --> 00:25:38,672 And when you do share chocolate with the world, 433 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:42,275 I'll be right there beside ya. 434 00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:43,276 Promise? 435 00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:44,511 Do better than that. 436 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:46,813 I pinkie promise. 437 00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:50,316 Now, 438 00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:51,351 sleep. 439 00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:56,690 So, what was it, Willy? 440 00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:59,693 What was the secret? 441 00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,327 I never found out. 442 00:26:02,696 --> 00:26:05,899 Soon after, she fell sick. 443 00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:09,269 And before I knew it, all I had left was her bar of chocolate. 444 00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:16,009 That's why I'm here, Noodle. 445 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:19,279 So I can feel the same way I did back then, 446 00:26:19,312 --> 00:26:20,914 eating chocolate with her. 447 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:24,651 What do you mean? 448 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,862 My mom once promised that when I share chocolate with the world, 449 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:28,755 she'd be right there beside me. 450 00:26:30,557 --> 00:26:32,759 I know it sounds crazy, but I always hoped 451 00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:34,072 she'd somehow keep that promise. 452 00:26:36,029 --> 00:26:38,264 She might even tell me her secret. 453 00:26:44,537 --> 00:26:45,972 Here. Try one. 454 00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:06,826 Wish you hadn't done that. 455 00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:09,496 - You don't like it? - No, 456 00:27:09,529 --> 00:27:11,898 I like it. It's just... 457 00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:14,768 What? 458 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:19,339 Now each day I don't have chocolate will be a little harder. 459 00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:22,942 Then how would you like to have all the chocolate you can eat, every day, 460 00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:24,477 for the rest of your life? 461 00:27:24,511 --> 00:27:25,645 A lifetime supply? 462 00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,914 A lifetime supply. 463 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:29,048 What would I have to do? 464 00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:30,917 Not much. Just get me out of here. 465 00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:32,919 - Are you crazy? - Shh! 466 00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:34,921 It's easy. I'll get someone to cover my shift, 467 00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:36,565 and you could smuggle me out in your laundry cart. 468 00:27:36,589 --> 00:27:37,833 - But I— - Just for a few hours, mind. 469 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:39,526 No one will even know I was gone. 470 00:27:39,559 --> 00:27:41,361 What's the point of that? 471 00:27:41,394 --> 00:27:43,038 To sell chocolate, o' course! We'll split the profits 472 00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:44,406 and pay off Mrs. Scrubitt in no time. 473 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:45,832 It's a nice idea, Willy. 474 00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:47,834 - It's a great idea. - But it'll never work. 475 00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:49,569 'Course it will. Eat your chocolate. 476 00:27:49,602 --> 00:27:51,704 You don't understand. 477 00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:54,340 Mrs. Scrubitt's like a hawk. She keeps her beady eye on everything 478 00:27:54,374 --> 00:27:56,609 that comes in and out of the Wash House except... 479 00:27:59,412 --> 00:28:00,413 What is it? 480 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:02,515 No, it's nothing. 481 00:28:02,549 --> 00:28:03,650 Okay. 482 00:28:05,585 --> 00:28:07,020 Double-huh. That's not nothing. 483 00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:08,764 That's the Silver Lining. It's given you an idea. 484 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:11,391 Okay. So, the one time she dropped her guard 485 00:28:11,424 --> 00:28:13,359 was when this aristocrat came to the laundry. 486 00:28:13,393 --> 00:28:15,128 He was only asking for directions, 487 00:28:15,162 --> 00:28:17,363 but she was all over him like a rash. 488 00:28:17,397 --> 00:28:18,731 It was disgusting. 489 00:28:18,765 --> 00:28:20,066 That's it, Noodle. 490 00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:21,634 All we have to do is find an aristocrat 491 00:28:21,668 --> 00:28:23,503 and slip out while she's distracted. 492 00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:25,139 Yeah, but... 493 00:28:25,172 --> 00:28:27,407 where are we going to find an aristocrat? 494 00:28:34,647 --> 00:28:35,849 A double- 495 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:37,059 Do you have a pencil and paper? 496 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,586 I got an idea. 497 00:28:59,173 --> 00:29:01,175 I've come to make a confession. 498 00:29:03,610 --> 00:29:05,879 You sound great, fellas. Keep it up. 499 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:13,153 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 500 00:29:15,155 --> 00:29:18,658 I have had 150 of these since my last confession. 501 00:29:21,494 --> 00:29:23,963 Temptation is very hard to resist. 502 00:29:29,203 --> 00:29:30,670 Send me down. 503 00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:34,407 I'll see you later. 504 00:29:39,679 --> 00:29:41,414 Good evening, Chief. 505 00:29:42,182 --> 00:29:43,217 They're all waiting. 506 00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:44,651 Thank you very much. 507 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,522 Good evening, gentlemen. I've brought my invoice. 508 00:29:49,555 --> 00:29:53,227 One chocolatier moved on for the usual fee. 509 00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:56,129 Here we go, baby. 510 00:29:56,163 --> 00:29:57,830 There's the good stuff. Yeah. 511 00:29:57,864 --> 00:29:59,799 Tell me, Chief... 512 00:29:59,832 --> 00:30:01,777 how would you like to earn a few more of those? 513 00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:03,170 I am listening. 514 00:30:03,203 --> 00:30:04,971 We think that Mr. Wonka 515 00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:08,942 might require a little more than simply moving on. 516 00:30:08,975 --> 00:30:10,543 He's good. 517 00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:11,711 Too good. 518 00:30:11,744 --> 00:30:13,012 And what's more, 519 00:30:13,046 --> 00:30:15,548 he only charges a sovereign a chocolate. 520 00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:17,984 So anyone can afford them, even the... 521 00:30:19,852 --> 00:30:21,688 You know, the... 522 00:30:21,721 --> 00:30:24,224 - The poor? - Dear. 523 00:30:24,258 --> 00:30:27,060 I've just been a little bit sick in my mouth. 524 00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:28,761 Could you please refrain from mentioning 525 00:30:28,795 --> 00:30:30,563 that demographic in my presence? 526 00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:32,142 He doesn't like it when people say "poor." 527 00:30:32,166 --> 00:30:34,000 Sorry, Felix. 528 00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:36,903 We want you to send Wonka a message. 529 00:30:36,936 --> 00:30:39,139 Backed up by physical force. 530 00:30:39,173 --> 00:30:41,808 That if he attempts to sell chocolate in this town again, 531 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:45,145 he is liable to meet with a little accident. 532 00:30:45,179 --> 00:30:47,947 In which he dies. 533 00:30:47,981 --> 00:30:49,582 Yeah, no, I... I got that already. 534 00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:51,084 You don't have to keep saying it. 535 00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:52,795 I'm just making sure we're all on the same page. 536 00:30:52,819 --> 00:30:54,687 Well, no one's on your page. 537 00:30:54,721 --> 00:30:55,831 What's that supposed to mean? Well, I know what it means... 538 00:30:55,855 --> 00:30:56,932 Actually, what does it mean? 539 00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,158 Gentlemen, please. 540 00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:01,627 So, what do you say, Chief? 541 00:31:01,661 --> 00:31:03,129 Do we have a deal? 542 00:31:03,163 --> 00:31:06,065 Well, listen, fellas, I'm an officer of the law. 543 00:31:06,099 --> 00:31:09,169 I can't just go around roughin' up your competition. 544 00:31:10,304 --> 00:31:11,504 I'm sorry. 545 00:31:12,272 --> 00:31:13,973 Well now, Chief. 546 00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:18,178 I can see that you're a man of integrity. 547 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,315 Thank you. 548 00:31:21,348 --> 00:31:23,217 But ask yourself this... 549 00:31:57,184 --> 00:31:59,619 Promised the wife I'd cut down on chocolate. 550 00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:02,989 You know, I gotta get in shape for the Policeman's Ball, so... 551 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,189 No! 552 00:32:37,824 --> 00:32:39,725 Gentlemen, let's give it the big sell. 553 00:32:50,337 --> 00:32:52,206 I do, really. Yeah. 554 00:33:23,703 --> 00:33:24,904 Bell. 555 00:33:24,937 --> 00:33:26,005 - Here. - Benz. 556 00:33:27,207 --> 00:33:28,107 Chucklesworth. 557 00:33:28,142 --> 00:33:29,309 Crunch. 558 00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:30,877 - Here. - Wonka. 559 00:33:30,910 --> 00:33:32,179 Bleacher! 560 00:33:32,212 --> 00:33:34,680 Toilet's blocked again. 561 00:33:34,714 --> 00:33:35,815 Wow. 562 00:33:35,848 --> 00:33:37,750 The unmistakable sound of love. 563 00:33:38,285 --> 00:33:40,220 You what? 564 00:33:40,254 --> 00:33:41,787 Don't tell me you hadn't noticed. 565 00:33:41,821 --> 00:33:42,955 What? 566 00:33:42,989 --> 00:33:44,458 She's madly in love with you. 567 00:33:44,491 --> 00:33:46,326 Mrs. Scrubitt? 568 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,760 Besotted. 569 00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:49,962 And why not? Look at you. 570 00:33:49,996 --> 00:33:51,465 Fine figure of a man. 571 00:33:51,498 --> 00:33:53,367 You just need to tidy yourself up a little bit. 572 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,101 Get some new clothes. 573 00:33:55,134 --> 00:33:56,769 Have a bath. 574 00:33:56,802 --> 00:33:58,037 A bath? 575 00:33:58,070 --> 00:34:00,006 You do know what they say, right? 576 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,775 What do they say? 577 00:34:02,808 --> 00:34:04,444 She'll be thankful for an ankle. 578 00:34:04,478 --> 00:34:06,879 - Yes. - And pleased to see your knees. 579 00:34:06,913 --> 00:34:07,953 - Right. - But if you wanna 580 00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:09,949 - make her sigh... - Tell me. 581 00:34:09,982 --> 00:34:12,084 Show her some thigh. 582 00:34:13,487 --> 00:34:14,921 Bleacher! 583 00:34:14,954 --> 00:34:16,423 It's overflowing now. 584 00:34:16,456 --> 00:34:18,225 - Get in there. Back to work. - All right. 585 00:34:18,258 --> 00:34:19,493 It's up to me ankles! 586 00:34:19,526 --> 00:34:21,361 Time-waster. 587 00:34:21,395 --> 00:34:22,862 Bleacher! 588 00:34:22,895 --> 00:34:25,064 Curse that idle peasant. 589 00:34:34,474 --> 00:34:35,908 What you got there? 590 00:34:35,942 --> 00:34:37,076 Nothing. 591 00:34:38,145 --> 00:34:40,514 Do you like that coop, Noodle? 592 00:34:40,547 --> 00:34:42,482 All right. 593 00:34:42,516 --> 00:34:44,760 I was collecting laundry from Professor Monocle the other day. 594 00:34:44,784 --> 00:34:46,253 Yeah. 595 00:34:46,286 --> 00:34:47,963 He's writing a book about the Bavarian Royal Family. 596 00:34:47,987 --> 00:34:49,456 Boring. 597 00:34:49,489 --> 00:34:51,167 He's got sketches of noblemen all over his wall. 598 00:34:51,191 --> 00:34:52,326 So? 599 00:34:52,359 --> 00:34:54,126 This one looked rather familiar. 600 00:34:57,297 --> 00:34:59,333 Blow me. That looks exactly like... 601 00:34:59,366 --> 00:35:01,867 Mr. Bleacher. 602 00:35:01,901 --> 00:35:05,339 Are you telling me Bleacher is a Bavarian aristocrat? 603 00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:08,175 Go and get my gin. 604 00:35:25,024 --> 00:35:26,460 Whoa! 605 00:35:39,939 --> 00:35:42,509 So you finally managed to drag your lazy... 606 00:35:47,247 --> 00:35:48,767 Have you done something with your hair? 607 00:35:49,349 --> 00:35:50,517 Maybe. 608 00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:52,118 Maybe not. 609 00:35:55,355 --> 00:35:57,056 Where'd you get them dungarees? 610 00:35:57,089 --> 00:35:58,824 Lost property. 611 00:35:59,393 --> 00:36:00,394 Why, 612 00:36:01,361 --> 00:36:02,462 do they suit me? 613 00:36:02,496 --> 00:36:04,897 Yeah. 614 00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:06,233 Not bad, I suppose. 615 00:36:08,535 --> 00:36:10,304 What're you doing all the way over there? 616 00:36:10,337 --> 00:36:12,439 Keeping my knees warm. 617 00:36:12,472 --> 00:36:13,906 Well, why don't you come over here 618 00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:15,975 and have a glass o' gin? 619 00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:18,077 Why don't you come over here, 620 00:36:18,110 --> 00:36:19,479 where it's all hot? 621 00:36:19,513 --> 00:36:22,948 Whoa! 622 00:36:22,982 --> 00:36:25,519 My Lord. 623 00:36:27,287 --> 00:36:28,631 Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you 624 00:36:28,655 --> 00:36:30,324 a brand-new contraption of my creation, 625 00:36:30,357 --> 00:36:32,426 an innovation in laundrification. 626 00:36:34,494 --> 00:36:36,339 Let me ask you a question, how does Tiddles wanna spend all his time? 627 00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:38,265 Chasing after mailmen. 628 00:36:38,298 --> 00:36:40,618 And what do I have to do all day, fellow scrubbers, please? 629 00:36:42,436 --> 00:36:44,414 But now, with Willy Wonka's Wild and Wonderful Wishy-washy Wonka Walker, 630 00:36:44,438 --> 00:36:45,971 please don't make me say that again, 631 00:36:46,005 --> 00:36:47,541 Tiddles gets to run and I can have fun. 632 00:36:49,008 --> 00:36:50,876 Just popping out for a bit. 633 00:36:50,910 --> 00:36:53,146 I'll be back before roll call. 634 00:36:53,180 --> 00:36:55,582 Until then, Tiddles has agreed to... 635 00:36:58,117 --> 00:37:01,221 So, tell me all about Bavaria. 636 00:37:01,254 --> 00:37:03,089 - Where? - Where you're from. 637 00:37:03,122 --> 00:37:05,425 Yes. It's very... 638 00:37:05,459 --> 00:37:07,594 - ... Bavarian. - Whoo. 639 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,568 All clear. 640 00:37:14,601 --> 00:37:16,269 - Really? - Yeah. 641 00:37:16,303 --> 00:37:18,338 We did it! Well done, Noodle. 642 00:37:18,372 --> 00:37:20,140 I can't believe it worked. 643 00:37:20,173 --> 00:37:22,017 Wait till you see how much chocolate I made last night. 644 00:37:22,041 --> 00:37:23,876 We sell this, and we're gonna be... 645 00:37:25,077 --> 00:37:26,480 No. 646 00:37:26,513 --> 00:37:27,980 What's going on, Willy? 647 00:37:28,013 --> 00:37:29,081 Not again. 648 00:37:29,115 --> 00:37:30,584 Where are the chocolates? 649 00:37:30,617 --> 00:37:33,119 I don't know how to tell you this, Noodle, but... 650 00:37:33,153 --> 00:37:34,421 they've been stolen. 651 00:37:34,454 --> 00:37:35,955 Stolen? 652 00:37:35,988 --> 00:37:37,324 Who by? 653 00:37:37,357 --> 00:37:39,659 The Little Orange Man. 654 00:37:39,693 --> 00:37:41,395 What? 655 00:37:41,428 --> 00:37:43,139 The Little Orange Man. I didn't tell you about him? 656 00:37:43,163 --> 00:37:45,030 No, ya didn't. 657 00:37:45,064 --> 00:37:47,200 He's my nemesis. About yea high. 658 00:37:47,234 --> 00:37:48,378 Comes in the dead of the night, 659 00:37:48,402 --> 00:37:50,504 and he steals all my chocolate. 660 00:37:50,537 --> 00:37:53,116 Been happening every few weeks for the past three, four years now. 661 00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:54,174 Really? 662 00:37:54,207 --> 00:37:55,609 Sometimes I spy him 663 00:37:55,642 --> 00:37:57,943 in that strange realm 'twixt sleep and wake, 664 00:37:57,977 --> 00:37:59,389 green hair glinting in the moonlight. 665 00:37:59,413 --> 00:38:00,714 Green hair? 666 00:38:00,747 --> 00:38:02,249 One day I shall catch him, Noodle. 667 00:38:02,282 --> 00:38:03,316 - Willy. - When I do... 668 00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:05,050 Willy! 669 00:38:05,084 --> 00:38:07,220 You don't seriously expect me to believe this, do you? 670 00:38:07,254 --> 00:38:09,389 Of course I do. What other explanation is there? 671 00:38:09,423 --> 00:38:10,490 I don't know, 672 00:38:10,524 --> 00:38:12,192 that you go to sleep... 673 00:38:12,225 --> 00:38:13,403 dream 'bout Little Green Man... 674 00:38:13,427 --> 00:38:14,537 Orange man, green hair. Yeah. 675 00:38:14,561 --> 00:38:15,961 and while you're dreaming, 676 00:38:15,995 --> 00:38:17,564 stuff your face with chocolate! 677 00:38:17,597 --> 00:38:18,964 Stuff my... 678 00:38:19,999 --> 00:38:21,168 That makes a lot more sense. 679 00:38:21,201 --> 00:38:22,569 Why'd I ever think this would work? 680 00:38:22,602 --> 00:38:24,337 I've been eating all my own chocolate? 681 00:38:24,371 --> 00:38:24,970 - Stupid Silver Linings. - I don't think I have been. 682 00:38:25,004 --> 00:38:26,373 Hey! 683 00:38:26,406 --> 00:38:27,683 There's nothing stupid about my chocolate. 684 00:38:27,707 --> 00:38:30,109 If Mrs. Scrubitt had spotted us, 685 00:38:30,143 --> 00:38:31,645 I'd be in the coop right now. 686 00:38:31,678 --> 00:38:33,180 Look, I'm sorry, okay? 687 00:38:33,213 --> 00:38:35,080 But we can make more chocolate. 688 00:38:35,114 --> 00:38:37,317 Only problem is I'm all out of milk. 689 00:38:37,350 --> 00:38:39,186 Well, that's not a problem. 690 00:38:40,019 --> 00:38:42,054 Milk. 691 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:44,123 A, that is stealing. 692 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:45,492 And C, 693 00:38:45,525 --> 00:38:47,561 Willy Wonka does not use any old cow's milk. 694 00:38:47,594 --> 00:38:48,994 For this particular creation, 695 00:38:49,028 --> 00:38:51,298 I require the milk of a giraffe. 696 00:38:51,331 --> 00:38:53,132 Okay... fine. 697 00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:54,710 As a matter of fact, there's one at the zoo. 698 00:38:54,734 --> 00:38:56,169 Bingala! 699 00:38:56,203 --> 00:38:58,305 But A, the zoo is not that way. 700 00:38:58,338 --> 00:38:59,372 Great. 701 00:38:59,406 --> 00:39:01,208 And B, 702 00:39:01,241 --> 00:39:04,009 they're not gonna let you just walk in there and milk it. 703 00:39:04,043 --> 00:39:07,581 That, my dear Noodle, is why we're very lucky 704 00:39:07,614 --> 00:39:10,250 the Little Orange Man didn't find this. 705 00:39:15,054 --> 00:39:16,121 What is it? 706 00:39:16,156 --> 00:39:17,424 From Zoo Management. 707 00:39:17,457 --> 00:39:20,760 In recognition of your years of service. 708 00:39:20,794 --> 00:39:22,362 But I've only been here a year. 709 00:39:23,730 --> 00:39:27,032 Which is why there's only one chocolate. 710 00:39:29,302 --> 00:39:30,704 Well, thank you very much. 711 00:39:30,737 --> 00:39:32,506 You're welcome. Good night! 712 00:39:34,307 --> 00:39:35,475 Hey, well done, Noodle. 713 00:39:35,509 --> 00:39:37,544 So, what is it really? 714 00:39:37,577 --> 00:39:39,346 It's called A Big Night Out. 715 00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:40,756 A single chocolate that perfectly mimics 716 00:39:40,780 --> 00:39:42,549 a night on the town. 717 00:39:42,582 --> 00:39:45,117 The outer layer, a champagne truffle. 718 00:39:45,151 --> 00:39:46,286 That's lovely. 719 00:39:46,319 --> 00:39:47,787 The next is white wine. 720 00:39:48,855 --> 00:39:50,156 Followed by red. 721 00:39:50,190 --> 00:39:51,825 Now we are talking! 722 00:39:51,858 --> 00:39:53,760 That's when the singing and dancing starts. 723 00:39:56,630 --> 00:39:59,466 It's when he hits the layer o' whiskey fudge he'll get emotional. 724 00:39:59,499 --> 00:40:02,168 She was the only woman I ever loved! 725 00:40:02,202 --> 00:40:04,237 He might do something reckless. 726 00:40:04,271 --> 00:40:05,572 I'll give her a call. 727 00:40:05,605 --> 00:40:08,141 What harm could it do? 728 00:40:08,174 --> 00:40:10,277 Hello, Gwennie? It's Basil. 729 00:40:10,310 --> 00:40:12,546 I just wanted to say, I've always loved you. 730 00:40:12,579 --> 00:40:14,648 I love you so much. What? 731 00:40:14,681 --> 00:40:16,216 It's Basil Bond. 732 00:40:16,249 --> 00:40:17,593 We sat together in chemistry at school. 733 00:40:17,617 --> 00:40:19,619 No, no, don't hang up! 734 00:40:19,653 --> 00:40:22,355 Finally, some old port from the back of the cupboard, and... 735 00:40:25,859 --> 00:40:28,093 Let's go. 736 00:40:28,127 --> 00:40:29,229 Noodle, let's go. 737 00:40:31,565 --> 00:40:33,500 Why don't they fly away? 738 00:40:33,533 --> 00:40:36,436 I don't know. Perhaps they haven't thought of it. 739 00:40:36,469 --> 00:40:38,471 - You're kidding? - No, I'm serious. 740 00:40:38,505 --> 00:40:40,240 That's the thing about flamingos. 741 00:40:40,273 --> 00:40:42,175 They need someone to show 'em the way. 742 00:40:47,314 --> 00:40:48,448 Giraffe. 743 00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:52,485 Giraffe. Giraffe. 744 00:40:54,187 --> 00:40:55,522 Giraffe. 745 00:41:01,628 --> 00:41:03,463 You have got to learn how to read. 746 00:41:03,496 --> 00:41:04,798 Why? 747 00:41:04,831 --> 00:41:06,433 You were nearly eaten by a tiger. 748 00:41:06,466 --> 00:41:07,910 "Nearly" is the key word there, Noodle. 749 00:41:07,934 --> 00:41:09,603 I've nearly been eaten by a lot of things, 750 00:41:09,636 --> 00:41:11,605 and none of them got more than a nibble. 751 00:41:13,306 --> 00:41:14,708 Giraffe. 752 00:41:14,741 --> 00:41:16,176 Okay, I'll learn how to read. 753 00:41:36,229 --> 00:41:40,166 Good evening, Miss, um... 754 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,668 - Abigail. - Abigail. 755 00:41:42,669 --> 00:41:44,404 Whoa! Easy, now. 756 00:41:44,437 --> 00:41:45,739 I brought acacia mints. 757 00:41:53,947 --> 00:41:56,883 Giraffes are just crazy about my acacia mints. 758 00:41:56,916 --> 00:41:58,652 Love 'em more than anything else. 759 00:41:58,685 --> 00:42:00,553 Except being scratched under the chin, you see? 760 00:42:03,423 --> 00:42:04,724 You wanna give it a go, Noodle? 761 00:42:04,758 --> 00:42:06,359 Me? 762 00:42:06,393 --> 00:42:07,694 Yeah. Why not? 763 00:42:09,362 --> 00:42:10,497 Okay. 764 00:42:17,270 --> 00:42:19,339 Think she likes you. 765 00:42:20,707 --> 00:42:22,676 Miss Abigail, 766 00:42:22,709 --> 00:42:25,245 if my colleague here gives you a good scratch, 767 00:42:25,278 --> 00:42:26,722 do you think you could possibly spare us 768 00:42:26,746 --> 00:42:28,181 a pint or two of your milk? 769 00:42:33,253 --> 00:42:35,955 So, have you done this before? 770 00:42:35,989 --> 00:42:38,324 Once. In Africa. 771 00:42:38,358 --> 00:42:40,527 Magnificent beast. 772 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,829 - Was she wild? - Wild? 773 00:42:42,862 --> 00:42:45,331 She was absolutely furious. 774 00:42:45,365 --> 00:42:47,233 You sure can be silly, Willy. 775 00:42:47,267 --> 00:42:49,602 I suppose that's true-dle, Noodle. 776 00:42:49,636 --> 00:42:51,337 True-dle? 777 00:42:51,371 --> 00:42:52,839 That doesn't work, does it? 778 00:42:52,872 --> 00:42:54,541 Nothing rhymes with Noodle. 779 00:42:54,574 --> 00:42:56,943 Where'd you get that name, anyway? 780 00:42:56,976 --> 00:42:57,976 Doesn't matter. 781 00:42:58,845 --> 00:42:59,846 No, go on. 782 00:43:02,782 --> 00:43:03,782 This. 783 00:43:05,418 --> 00:43:08,321 It's all I have of my real parents. See? 784 00:43:08,354 --> 00:43:11,791 "N" for Noodle. Or Nora, or Nina, 785 00:43:12,826 --> 00:43:14,794 or nothing at all. 786 00:43:14,828 --> 00:43:16,362 Can't you trace the owner? 787 00:43:16,396 --> 00:43:17,664 You don't think I've tried? 788 00:43:18,798 --> 00:43:20,734 When I was a kid, 789 00:43:20,767 --> 00:43:23,970 I always hoped that I'd find my parents. 790 00:43:24,003 --> 00:43:27,774 And they'd live in this beautiful old building full of books. 791 00:43:27,807 --> 00:43:31,745 My mom, she'd be waiting there for me at the door, 792 00:43:31,778 --> 00:43:33,546 and I'd run into her arms. 793 00:43:33,580 --> 00:43:36,549 She'd give me this big hug like she'd never let me go. 794 00:43:39,052 --> 00:43:41,488 But then I realized it was just a stupid dream. 795 00:43:44,324 --> 00:43:46,392 There's nothing stupid about that. 796 00:43:46,426 --> 00:43:48,027 Isn't there? 797 00:43:48,061 --> 00:43:50,563 I know things haven't been easy for you, Noodle. 798 00:43:50,597 --> 00:43:52,365 But they're gonna get better. 799 00:43:52,398 --> 00:43:55,368 I'm not gonna let you rot in that Wash House forever. 800 00:43:55,401 --> 00:43:56,603 You promise? 801 00:43:56,636 --> 00:43:58,404 I can do better than that. 802 00:43:59,706 --> 00:44:01,341 I pinkie promise. 803 00:44:01,374 --> 00:44:03,643 And that's the most solemn vow there is. 804 00:44:06,546 --> 00:44:08,481 Get scratchin'. 805 00:44:08,515 --> 00:44:11,918 We don't have long until that guard comes to-dle, Noodle. 806 00:44:11,951 --> 00:44:14,621 - To-dle! - It's not even a word! 807 00:44:16,456 --> 00:44:18,057 I'm gonna keep working on it. 808 00:45:01,168 --> 00:45:04,437 I got it, Noodle! Listen to this. 809 00:45:27,527 --> 00:45:28,995 Willy! 810 00:45:33,867 --> 00:45:36,069 Thanks, Abigail! 811 00:46:44,637 --> 00:46:46,039 Chief, 812 00:46:46,072 --> 00:46:47,907 you know that fella you wanted a word with? 813 00:47:15,302 --> 00:47:18,705 Mr. Wonka! A word in private, if I may. 814 00:47:18,738 --> 00:47:20,707 Certainly, Officer. 815 00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:22,909 - Be on your way, Affable. - Are you sure, sir? 816 00:47:22,942 --> 00:47:25,545 Yeah. This is between me and Mr. Wonka. 817 00:47:25,578 --> 00:47:26,855 You better get outta here, Noodle. 818 00:47:26,879 --> 00:47:28,581 - But Willy— - Don't worry about me. 819 00:47:28,614 --> 00:47:29,758 I've talked my way out of tighter spots than this. 820 00:47:29,782 --> 00:47:31,022 I'll meet you back at the cart. 821 00:47:32,286 --> 00:47:34,587 Now, Officer, if this is about Abigail— 822 00:47:34,620 --> 00:47:35,989 I got a message for you, pal. 823 00:47:36,022 --> 00:47:37,056 Whoa! No. 824 00:47:38,591 --> 00:47:42,095 Do not sell chocolate in this town! 825 00:47:42,128 --> 00:47:43,796 You got it? 826 00:47:45,165 --> 00:47:46,866 Not really, I'm afraid. 827 00:47:46,899 --> 00:47:49,736 So you got a mouth on you, Candy Man? 828 00:47:49,769 --> 00:47:51,171 I said... 829 00:47:51,205 --> 00:47:53,973 Don't sell chocolate! 830 00:47:55,242 --> 00:47:56,976 You hear me that time? 831 00:47:57,010 --> 00:47:58,778 I have water in my ears. 832 00:48:00,646 --> 00:48:02,615 Yeah, that... You've... 833 00:48:02,648 --> 00:48:04,717 Okay, that makes sense. Yeah. 834 00:48:04,751 --> 00:48:06,819 Listen, I'm sorry. 835 00:48:06,853 --> 00:48:08,688 I'm all outta whack. 836 00:48:08,721 --> 00:48:11,557 Truth is, I don't wanna be doin' this. 837 00:48:11,591 --> 00:48:13,160 I don't want you to be doing this. 838 00:48:13,193 --> 00:48:14,927 But I still gotta give ya a message. 839 00:48:14,961 --> 00:48:17,096 Sell chocolate in this town again, 840 00:48:17,130 --> 00:48:19,732 you're gonna get more than a bonk on the head. 841 00:48:19,766 --> 00:48:21,100 I don't have a bonk on the head. 842 00:48:23,203 --> 00:48:25,705 What is with me today? I... 843 00:48:25,738 --> 00:48:27,298 - Can you give me just a second? - Sure. 844 00:48:30,676 --> 00:48:32,346 Lord Bleachowitz. 845 00:48:32,379 --> 00:48:36,216 Mrs. Scrubitt. Your eyes are like two rabbit droppings 846 00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:37,583 in a couple of bowls 847 00:48:37,617 --> 00:48:38,985 of custard. 848 00:48:39,018 --> 00:48:40,787 You really do have a way with words. 849 00:48:40,820 --> 00:48:42,688 See you downstairs. 850 00:48:42,722 --> 00:48:44,690 Geronimo! 851 00:48:44,724 --> 00:48:46,592 Mr. Wonka. 852 00:48:46,626 --> 00:48:48,262 Good of you to join us. 853 00:48:48,295 --> 00:48:50,630 - Not late, am I? - Well, no. 854 00:48:50,663 --> 00:48:52,131 Cutting it a bit fine, but— 855 00:48:52,166 --> 00:48:53,699 Has Tiddles been pulling his weight? 856 00:48:53,733 --> 00:48:54,801 As a matter of fact, 857 00:48:54,834 --> 00:48:56,045 Tiddles has been a very good boy, 858 00:48:56,069 --> 00:48:58,071 and productivity is up 30%. 859 00:48:58,104 --> 00:48:59,739 We took the afternoon off. 860 00:48:59,772 --> 00:49:00,873 But that's not the point. 861 00:49:00,907 --> 00:49:02,176 This is the point. 862 00:49:02,209 --> 00:49:03,643 - Not now, Larry. - Sorry. 863 00:49:03,676 --> 00:49:05,212 The point is... 864 00:49:05,245 --> 00:49:06,646 Where have you been? 865 00:49:06,679 --> 00:49:09,383 And why do you smell of giraffe? 866 00:49:09,416 --> 00:49:11,017 Guess I owe you guys an explanation. 867 00:49:11,050 --> 00:49:12,919 The truth is, 868 00:49:12,952 --> 00:49:14,654 I'm a chocolate maker. 869 00:49:14,687 --> 00:49:17,824 Not just any chocolate. The best in the world. 870 00:49:17,857 --> 00:49:20,327 Well, Noodle's flattering me, but she's right. 871 00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,028 They're exquisite. 872 00:49:22,061 --> 00:49:24,897 Plan is to sell chocolate and pay off Mrs. Scrubitt. 873 00:49:24,931 --> 00:49:27,066 At least, that was the plan, until— 874 00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:28,734 Let me guess. 875 00:49:28,768 --> 00:49:31,904 You had a little run-in with the Chief of Police? 876 00:49:31,938 --> 00:49:33,240 How do you know that? 877 00:49:33,273 --> 00:49:36,243 Because I was Slugworth's accountant. 878 00:49:36,276 --> 00:49:38,010 For a week, at least. 879 00:49:38,044 --> 00:49:40,012 His regular bookkeeper was off sick. 880 00:49:40,046 --> 00:49:41,881 - Station, please. - And I was called 881 00:49:41,914 --> 00:49:44,083 halfway across the country to take his place. 882 00:49:44,117 --> 00:49:46,018 Good evening, Mr. Slugworth. 883 00:49:46,052 --> 00:49:48,921 I just need your signature on... 884 00:49:48,955 --> 00:49:50,857 Seemed a straightforward job. 885 00:49:52,024 --> 00:49:54,127 Until I realized 886 00:49:54,161 --> 00:49:56,729 there were two sets of books. 887 00:49:56,762 --> 00:49:58,865 One for the authorities, 888 00:49:58,898 --> 00:50:01,968 and one which told the truth. 889 00:50:02,001 --> 00:50:05,738 Slugworth, Fickelgruber, and Prodnose 890 00:50:05,771 --> 00:50:07,773 have been in cahoots for years. 891 00:50:07,807 --> 00:50:10,377 A sort of chocolate cartel, if you will. 892 00:50:10,410 --> 00:50:12,678 They've been watering down their chocolate 893 00:50:12,712 --> 00:50:15,282 and storing the excess in a secret vault 894 00:50:15,315 --> 00:50:17,251 deep beneath the cathedral, 895 00:50:17,284 --> 00:50:20,086 guarded round the clock by a corrupt cleric 896 00:50:20,119 --> 00:50:24,324 and 500 chocoholic monks. 897 00:50:24,358 --> 00:50:28,295 The only way in is down a secret elevator, and past 898 00:50:28,328 --> 00:50:30,796 the Mistress of the Keys. 899 00:50:30,830 --> 00:50:32,832 A subterranean sentinel... 900 00:50:32,865 --> 00:50:34,967 who hasn't seen sunlight in years. 901 00:50:35,001 --> 00:50:36,769 Good evening. 902 00:50:36,802 --> 00:50:38,314 There's thousands of gallons of chocolate 903 00:50:38,338 --> 00:50:41,841 down there, and the Cartel use it to bribe, 904 00:50:41,874 --> 00:50:45,011 blackmail, and bludgeon the competition. 905 00:50:45,044 --> 00:50:47,147 I do not care that they were school children... 906 00:50:47,181 --> 00:50:49,815 they were in our way. Next time, put your foot down. 907 00:50:49,849 --> 00:50:51,218 Miss Bon-Bon? 908 00:50:51,251 --> 00:50:52,919 Good morning, Mr. Slugworth. 909 00:50:52,952 --> 00:50:55,422 From now on, I'll be keeping the ledger in the vault. 910 00:50:55,455 --> 00:50:56,722 Very good, sir. 911 00:50:58,225 --> 00:50:59,259 And Mr. Crunch? 912 00:51:01,060 --> 00:51:02,094 Yes? 913 00:51:02,128 --> 00:51:03,397 You're fired. 914 00:51:05,532 --> 00:51:06,732 Very good, sir. 915 00:51:08,268 --> 00:51:10,270 I'm sorry, Mr. Wonka, 916 00:51:10,304 --> 00:51:13,340 but they've got you right where they want you. 917 00:51:13,373 --> 00:51:16,176 You can't get a shop without selling chocolate, 918 00:51:16,210 --> 00:51:20,012 and you can't sell chocolate without a shop. 919 00:51:22,516 --> 00:51:24,050 Hey, Noodle! 920 00:51:24,083 --> 00:51:25,785 Noodle! Psst! 921 00:51:27,321 --> 00:51:28,355 What is it, Willy? 922 00:51:28,388 --> 00:51:29,755 Watch out. 923 00:51:29,789 --> 00:51:30,789 Whoa! 924 00:51:36,230 --> 00:51:37,964 What's this for? 925 00:51:37,997 --> 00:51:41,401 Your wages. A lifetime supply, remember? 926 00:51:41,435 --> 00:51:43,135 You didn't have to do that. 927 00:51:43,170 --> 00:51:45,738 Of course I did. I gave you my word. 928 00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,841 Well, thanks. 929 00:51:48,874 --> 00:51:51,144 - I've got something for you, too. - For me? 930 00:51:57,217 --> 00:51:58,352 What's this? 931 00:51:58,385 --> 00:52:01,288 - Glass half full? - Other way up. 932 00:52:01,321 --> 00:52:02,955 Glass half empty. 933 00:52:02,989 --> 00:52:05,292 It's an "A." Your first letter. 934 00:52:05,325 --> 00:52:07,327 I'm teaching you to read. 935 00:52:07,361 --> 00:52:09,229 Noodle. 936 00:52:09,263 --> 00:52:11,241 Well, I can't have my business partner eaten by a tiger. 937 00:52:11,265 --> 00:52:13,099 Or nearly eaten. 938 00:52:13,132 --> 00:52:15,101 So we're still partners? 939 00:52:15,134 --> 00:52:17,537 Sure, but I don't know how we're gonna sell any chocolate. 940 00:52:17,571 --> 00:52:20,173 Every time the police show up, you'd have to vanish into thin air. 941 00:52:20,906 --> 00:52:22,108 Like a magician. 942 00:52:22,142 --> 00:52:23,477 Right! 943 00:52:23,510 --> 00:52:25,512 Yeah, but it's one thing when you're onstage. 944 00:52:25,545 --> 00:52:28,248 You have ropes and pulleys and trapdoors. 945 00:52:28,282 --> 00:52:29,815 There's none of those on the street. 946 00:52:29,849 --> 00:52:31,817 As a matter of fact, there are. 947 00:52:31,851 --> 00:52:33,919 There are trapdoors all over the city. 948 00:52:33,953 --> 00:52:35,589 They're called storm drains. 949 00:52:35,622 --> 00:52:37,023 I'd be happy to show you around 950 00:52:37,056 --> 00:52:38,425 if you cut me in on the action. 951 00:52:38,458 --> 00:52:40,092 If you're recruiting, 952 00:52:40,126 --> 00:52:41,595 I'd do anything to get out of here 953 00:52:41,628 --> 00:52:43,129 and make up with my wife. 954 00:52:43,163 --> 00:52:45,898 I don't have any practical skills, but, 955 00:52:45,931 --> 00:52:48,402 I can talk like I'm under water. 956 00:52:48,435 --> 00:52:51,003 And if you need someone to handle communications, 957 00:52:51,037 --> 00:52:52,506 I'm your woman. 958 00:52:52,539 --> 00:52:54,508 Lottie? 959 00:52:54,541 --> 00:52:56,243 What? Why you all staring at me? 960 00:52:56,276 --> 00:52:58,278 I did not know she could speak. 961 00:52:58,312 --> 00:53:00,514 - I thought you were a mime. - No, 962 00:53:00,547 --> 00:53:03,483 I actually used to work at the telephone exchange. 963 00:53:03,517 --> 00:53:06,386 But back then, I was quite the chatterbox. 964 00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:07,820 But since I came here, 965 00:53:09,156 --> 00:53:10,990 I haven't had much to chat about. 966 00:53:11,023 --> 00:53:12,526 Far be it from me 967 00:53:12,559 --> 00:53:14,628 to pour cold water on all your fun, 968 00:53:14,661 --> 00:53:17,230 but if Mrs. Scrubitt catches you trying to escape, 969 00:53:17,264 --> 00:53:20,032 you'll all get six months in the coop. 970 00:53:20,066 --> 00:53:21,601 So just think about that 971 00:53:21,635 --> 00:53:24,504 before getting involved in this harebrained scheme. 972 00:53:24,538 --> 00:53:27,006 But it's not harebrained, Abacus. 973 00:53:27,039 --> 00:53:29,142 Willy's chocolates are incredible. 974 00:53:29,176 --> 00:53:30,610 Try one. 975 00:53:30,644 --> 00:53:32,245 That's very kind of you, Noodle. 976 00:53:32,279 --> 00:53:34,847 I don't care how good his chocolates are. 977 00:53:36,483 --> 00:53:37,917 When do we start? 978 00:53:49,329 --> 00:53:51,331 I guess what I'm trying to say, Barbara, is, um, 979 00:53:51,365 --> 00:53:53,933 will you marry me? 980 00:53:53,966 --> 00:53:55,435 I dunno, Colin. 981 00:53:55,469 --> 00:53:57,012 You're a lovely man, but I'm looking for someone 982 00:53:57,036 --> 00:53:58,348 to sweep me off my feet. You know, 983 00:53:58,372 --> 00:54:01,141 whisk me off to a life of adventure. 984 00:54:01,174 --> 00:54:02,409 Could that be you? 985 00:54:03,410 --> 00:54:05,145 No. 986 00:54:05,178 --> 00:54:07,614 Not with my chronic lack of self-confidence. 987 00:54:07,647 --> 00:54:10,350 - I best be off. - But Colin— 988 00:54:10,384 --> 00:54:12,152 Sorry to have wasted your time, Barbara. 989 00:54:12,586 --> 00:54:14,053 Taxi! 990 00:54:20,327 --> 00:54:21,661 Monsieur, can I help you? 991 00:54:21,695 --> 00:54:23,663 Waiter. 992 00:54:23,697 --> 00:54:26,666 Do you have anything for a broken heart? 993 00:54:34,274 --> 00:54:35,409 It's true. 994 00:54:43,750 --> 00:54:46,186 Have you been following me? 995 00:55:11,611 --> 00:55:13,012 He doesn't even work here. 996 00:57:16,169 --> 00:57:18,009 Yes, but what I'm trying to tell you is that— 997 00:57:23,443 --> 00:57:25,178 But, fellas... 998 00:58:17,197 --> 00:58:18,431 All right, where is he? 999 00:58:18,465 --> 00:58:20,433 Where'd he go? 1000 00:58:31,311 --> 00:58:33,413 So that's how you're doin' it. 1001 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:35,649 Affable, 1002 00:58:35,682 --> 00:58:38,618 I want a man on every storm drain in the city. 1003 00:58:38,652 --> 00:58:40,453 Are you sure, sir? 1004 00:58:40,487 --> 00:58:42,398 Shouldn't we be focusing on all those unsolved murders? 1005 00:58:42,422 --> 00:58:44,391 No, no, no, no, this is the priority. 1006 00:58:44,424 --> 00:58:45,458 Okay. 1007 00:58:49,896 --> 00:58:51,774 Okay, you know what? I'm gonna need your help up. 1008 00:58:51,798 --> 00:58:53,266 Yep, there we go. 1009 00:58:53,299 --> 00:58:54,777 Pretty sure I've gained about 150 pounds 1010 00:58:54,801 --> 00:58:55,869 in the last two weeks. 1011 00:59:28,902 --> 00:59:29,903 Ooh! 1012 01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:02,635 Gotcha! 1013 01:00:02,669 --> 01:00:04,003 What the devil? 1014 01:00:04,037 --> 01:00:06,606 Let me out of here. I demand to be released. 1015 01:00:06,639 --> 01:00:08,608 Incredible. It can speak. 1016 01:00:08,641 --> 01:00:10,009 Well, of course I can speak. 1017 01:00:10,043 --> 01:00:11,711 Now let me out of here, or I shall shriek. 1018 01:00:11,745 --> 01:00:13,580 - Wow. - Let me out! 1019 01:00:13,613 --> 01:00:15,849 Not until I take a good look at you. 1020 01:00:17,617 --> 01:00:18,785 Wow. 1021 01:00:18,818 --> 01:00:20,520 Good evening. 1022 01:00:20,553 --> 01:00:22,756 So you're the funny little man who's been following me. 1023 01:00:22,789 --> 01:00:24,991 "Funny little man"? How dare you. 1024 01:00:25,024 --> 01:00:26,459 I will have you know 1025 01:00:26,493 --> 01:00:28,428 that I am a perfectly respectable size 1026 01:00:28,461 --> 01:00:30,029 for an Oompa Loompa. 1027 01:00:30,063 --> 01:00:32,332 An Oompa-what-now? 1028 01:00:32,365 --> 01:00:34,810 In fact, in Loompaland, I am regarded as something of a whopper. 1029 01:00:34,834 --> 01:00:36,636 They call me Lofty. 1030 01:00:36,669 --> 01:00:38,638 So, I will thank you to stop gawping at me 1031 01:00:38,671 --> 01:00:39,915 as though I was something unpleasant 1032 01:00:39,939 --> 01:00:41,541 you'd found in your handkerchief. 1033 01:00:41,574 --> 01:00:44,911 I find it uncomfortable and, frankly, rude. 1034 01:00:44,944 --> 01:00:46,379 Um... 1035 01:00:46,412 --> 01:00:47,747 - Sorry. - Now let me out of here. 1036 01:00:47,781 --> 01:00:49,616 You have absolutely no right 1037 01:00:49,649 --> 01:00:51,851 to go around embottling innocent strangers. 1038 01:00:51,885 --> 01:00:53,553 Innocent? 1039 01:00:53,586 --> 01:00:55,688 Hold on, you've been stealing from me. For years. 1040 01:00:55,722 --> 01:00:57,390 Well, you started it. 1041 01:00:57,423 --> 01:00:58,458 Me? 1042 01:00:58,491 --> 01:01:00,760 You stole our cocoa beans. 1043 01:01:00,794 --> 01:01:03,496 What are you talking about? 1044 01:01:03,530 --> 01:01:06,466 Do you mean that you don't even remember? 1045 01:01:06,499 --> 01:01:08,101 Remember what? 1046 01:01:08,134 --> 01:01:09,969 The day you... 1047 01:01:11,070 --> 01:01:12,972 destroyed my life. 1048 01:01:13,006 --> 01:01:15,408 No, I don't remember that. 1049 01:01:15,441 --> 01:01:16,643 Well then, young man. 1050 01:01:16,676 --> 01:01:18,545 Allow me to refresh your memory 1051 01:01:18,578 --> 01:01:21,614 in the form of a song so ruinously catchy 1052 01:01:21,648 --> 01:01:23,650 that it may never leave your mind. 1053 01:01:24,918 --> 01:01:26,352 I don't think I wanna hear that. 1054 01:01:26,386 --> 01:01:27,487 Too late. 1055 01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:28,922 I've started dancing now. 1056 01:01:28,955 --> 01:01:30,723 Once we've started, we can't stop, you see. 1057 01:02:00,187 --> 01:02:01,855 Hey, why didn't you say something? 1058 01:02:01,888 --> 01:02:03,590 Well, perhaps I drifted off. 1059 01:02:17,971 --> 01:02:20,473 A thousandfold? You gotta be kidding me! 1060 01:02:20,506 --> 01:02:22,442 I repeat... 1061 01:02:25,845 --> 01:02:27,480 Hah. Wow. 1062 01:02:27,513 --> 01:02:29,682 Um... Mr. Loompa, 1063 01:02:29,716 --> 01:02:31,493 if you really think that's a reasonable penalty 1064 01:02:31,517 --> 01:02:32,852 for taking three beans... 1065 01:02:32,886 --> 01:02:34,053 Four beans. 1066 01:02:34,087 --> 01:02:35,822 four beans, 1067 01:02:35,855 --> 01:02:37,133 then I'm sure we can come to some sort of understanding. 1068 01:02:37,157 --> 01:02:39,692 But I can't give you my entire supply. 1069 01:02:39,726 --> 01:02:41,661 I got people counting on me. 1070 01:02:43,696 --> 01:02:44,898 Very well. 1071 01:02:44,931 --> 01:02:46,432 I tell you what. 1072 01:02:46,466 --> 01:02:47,834 You let me out of here, 1073 01:02:47,867 --> 01:02:50,570 And we can discuss it, like gentlemen. 1074 01:02:51,704 --> 01:02:52,705 All right. 1075 01:02:54,507 --> 01:02:57,477 Thank you. Now, would you be so very kind 1076 01:02:57,510 --> 01:03:00,079 as to pass me that miniature frying pan? 1077 01:03:00,113 --> 01:03:01,547 This one? 1078 01:03:01,581 --> 01:03:03,716 No, no. The heavier one, please. 1079 01:03:03,750 --> 01:03:05,551 All right. 1080 01:03:05,585 --> 01:03:06,920 Thank you. Thank you very... 1081 01:03:06,953 --> 01:03:08,855 Ooh, I say, that is quite a beast, isn't it? 1082 01:03:08,888 --> 01:03:10,590 Now, come a little closer. 1083 01:03:10,623 --> 01:03:11,901 That's it, closer, closer, closer, 1084 01:03:11,925 --> 01:03:13,068 - come on, cozy on up. - Okay. 1085 01:03:13,092 --> 01:03:15,094 - There we are. - What? 1086 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,502 Oompa Loompas do not negotiate. 1087 01:03:22,535 --> 01:03:23,636 Good day, sir. 1088 01:03:23,670 --> 01:03:24,971 But that's my last jar! 1089 01:03:25,004 --> 01:03:27,073 I said good day. 1090 01:03:29,609 --> 01:03:31,577 He came back? 1091 01:03:31,611 --> 01:03:33,613 Yes, Noodle, but this time I set a trap. 1092 01:03:33,646 --> 01:03:34,914 And he walked right into it. 1093 01:03:35,682 --> 01:03:37,050 So, where is he? 1094 01:03:37,083 --> 01:03:39,085 Well, we had a fight, you see. He won. 1095 01:03:39,118 --> 01:03:40,586 Hit me on the head with a frying pan 1096 01:03:40,620 --> 01:03:41,921 and jumped out of the window. 1097 01:03:41,955 --> 01:03:43,923 Of course he did. 1098 01:03:45,024 --> 01:03:46,693 You don't believe me, do you? 1099 01:03:46,726 --> 01:03:47,961 Honestly? No. 1100 01:03:47,994 --> 01:03:49,062 No! 1101 01:03:49,095 --> 01:03:50,129 No. 1102 01:03:50,164 --> 01:03:51,931 - No. - Definitely not. 1103 01:03:51,965 --> 01:03:52,999 But, 1104 01:03:53,032 --> 01:03:54,867 as it so happens, 1105 01:03:54,901 --> 01:03:56,602 we don't need to sell chocolate today. 1106 01:03:56,636 --> 01:03:57,770 And why is that? 1107 01:03:57,804 --> 01:03:58,938 You know that shop? 1108 01:03:58,972 --> 01:04:00,606 The one you've been dreaming of? 1109 01:04:16,122 --> 01:04:18,524 Now, I know what you're thinking. 1110 01:04:18,558 --> 01:04:20,760 It may need a little work. 1111 01:04:23,129 --> 01:04:24,707 Looks like someone left the water running 1112 01:04:24,731 --> 01:04:26,799 twenty years ago and the ceiling fell through. 1113 01:04:26,833 --> 01:04:29,269 And the ceiling above that, and the ceiling above that. 1114 01:04:29,303 --> 01:04:31,604 But that means we can afford it. 1115 01:04:31,637 --> 01:04:33,106 For a week, anyway. 1116 01:04:33,140 --> 01:04:34,941 And we'd finally be legitimate. 1117 01:04:34,974 --> 01:04:36,609 The police wouldn't have any excuse 1118 01:04:36,642 --> 01:04:38,878 to keep bothering us. 1119 01:04:38,911 --> 01:04:41,315 So, what do you think, Willy? 1120 01:04:41,348 --> 01:04:42,548 Do you like it? 1121 01:04:44,884 --> 01:04:46,119 Do I like it? 1122 01:04:49,223 --> 01:04:51,191 Noodle, it's just as I always imagined. 1123 01:04:51,225 --> 01:04:54,627 No, scratch that, it's better than I imagined. 1124 01:04:54,660 --> 01:04:56,163 I mean, look at this place. 1125 01:04:56,196 --> 01:04:58,232 I mean, yeah, it's a wreck, but... the potential! 1126 01:04:58,265 --> 01:05:00,234 The bones! 1127 01:05:00,267 --> 01:05:02,145 You mark my words, this is gonna be the best chocolate shop 1128 01:05:02,169 --> 01:05:04,103 - the world has ever seen. - Whoo! 1129 01:05:04,137 --> 01:05:05,914 You won't be scrub-scrubbin' much longer, Noodle. 1130 01:05:05,938 --> 01:05:07,573 We'll all be free. 1131 01:05:07,607 --> 01:05:09,143 As free as flamingos! 1132 01:05:21,321 --> 01:05:23,022 There's six of them in total. 1133 01:05:23,056 --> 01:05:24,624 Including the little girl. 1134 01:05:24,657 --> 01:05:26,993 She seems to be the brains of the operation. 1135 01:05:27,026 --> 01:05:29,996 They're based out of a laundry called Scrubitt and Bleacher. 1136 01:05:30,029 --> 01:05:32,131 Scrubitt's? 1137 01:05:32,166 --> 01:05:34,334 That's right. Why, you know it? 1138 01:05:34,368 --> 01:05:36,836 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. 1139 01:05:36,869 --> 01:05:38,305 They just rented a shop. 1140 01:05:38,338 --> 01:05:40,606 So, legally, I can't touch them. But illegally, 1141 01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:43,076 I'm happy to do whatever you guys want. 1142 01:05:43,109 --> 01:05:44,686 You want 'em all to have a little accident? 1143 01:05:44,710 --> 01:05:45,945 In which they die? 1144 01:05:45,978 --> 01:05:47,613 Not a problem. 1145 01:05:47,647 --> 01:05:49,125 But it's gonna cost you a lot more chocolate. 1146 01:05:49,149 --> 01:05:50,917 It's all right, Chief. 1147 01:05:50,950 --> 01:05:52,985 And also, I'd, be grateful for an advance. 1148 01:05:53,019 --> 01:05:55,121 'Cause the last boxes you gave me... 1149 01:05:55,155 --> 01:05:56,689 they're gone. 1150 01:05:56,722 --> 01:05:57,924 All of them? 1151 01:05:57,957 --> 01:05:59,402 I've been eating these little paper cases 1152 01:05:59,426 --> 01:06:01,228 for the... for the past three days. 1153 01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:03,005 You know, you think they're gonna give you the same hit. 1154 01:06:03,029 --> 01:06:05,165 They don't. 1155 01:06:06,433 --> 01:06:08,000 There you go, Chief. 1156 01:06:08,034 --> 01:06:09,869 There's plenty more where that came from. 1157 01:06:09,902 --> 01:06:12,105 You stand down for now. 1158 01:06:12,138 --> 01:06:13,898 We'll give you a call when the time is right. 1159 01:06:20,046 --> 01:06:21,181 What is it, Arthur? 1160 01:06:21,215 --> 01:06:23,150 The girl. 1161 01:06:23,183 --> 01:06:25,023 You don't really think it could be her, do you? 1162 01:06:25,885 --> 01:06:27,354 I do. 1163 01:06:27,387 --> 01:06:30,257 You always assured us she wouldn't be a problem. 1164 01:06:30,290 --> 01:06:32,259 He's right. You did assure us. 1165 01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:34,026 And she won't be. 1166 01:06:34,060 --> 01:06:35,429 Nor will Wonka. 1167 01:06:35,462 --> 01:06:38,198 I'll see to it, personally. 1168 01:06:41,235 --> 01:06:42,402 Who is it? What d'you want? 1169 01:06:46,173 --> 01:06:48,242 Mr. Slugworth. 1170 01:06:48,275 --> 01:06:49,642 Just a minute, sir. 1171 01:06:50,977 --> 01:06:52,812 Good evening. 1172 01:06:52,845 --> 01:06:55,715 - Good evening. - Who is it, puffy-wu... 1173 01:06:55,748 --> 01:06:56,983 Stone me. 1174 01:06:57,016 --> 01:06:58,385 It's Mr. Slugworth. 1175 01:06:58,418 --> 01:07:00,853 To what do we owe the honor? 1176 01:07:00,887 --> 01:07:03,457 You have a guest. A Mr. Wonka? 1177 01:07:03,490 --> 01:07:05,292 He's been sneaking out to sell chocolate 1178 01:07:05,325 --> 01:07:06,893 with the help of your serving girl. 1179 01:07:06,926 --> 01:07:08,728 Why, that little brat. 1180 01:07:08,761 --> 01:07:10,330 Well, quite. 1181 01:07:10,364 --> 01:07:13,132 I wondered if you might help me put an end to their... 1182 01:07:13,900 --> 01:07:15,768 business. 1183 01:07:24,744 --> 01:07:26,078 Here we go, Mamma. 1184 01:07:36,223 --> 01:07:39,058 Ladies and gentlemen, greetings to you all, 1185 01:07:39,091 --> 01:07:42,329 and welcome to Wonka's. 1186 01:07:42,362 --> 01:07:44,331 Tremendous things are in store, 1187 01:07:44,364 --> 01:07:47,501 both literally and metaphorically. 1188 01:07:47,534 --> 01:07:49,101 What? 1189 01:07:49,135 --> 01:07:50,204 In there? 1190 01:07:51,338 --> 01:07:52,338 Humor me. 1191 01:11:26,686 --> 01:11:29,088 So, mushrooms, pears, assorted flowers. 1192 01:11:29,121 --> 01:11:32,192 That comes to 89 sovereigns. 1193 01:11:32,225 --> 01:11:34,394 A bargain at twice the price. 1194 01:11:34,428 --> 01:11:35,695 Thank you, sir. 1195 01:11:35,729 --> 01:11:37,731 And how would you like your change? 1196 01:11:37,764 --> 01:11:39,999 Spendable or edible? 1197 01:11:40,032 --> 01:11:41,501 Edible, please. 1198 01:11:43,370 --> 01:11:45,205 Enjoy. 1199 01:11:45,238 --> 01:11:47,441 And, don't forget to eat your basket. 1200 01:11:49,476 --> 01:11:52,111 Abacus, that man just gave us 100 sovereigns. 1201 01:11:52,145 --> 01:11:54,414 I know, Noodle! 1202 01:11:54,448 --> 01:11:55,682 Who's next? 1203 01:11:55,715 --> 01:11:56,715 - That'll be me. - Me! 1204 01:12:02,322 --> 01:12:03,356 Mr. Wonka? 1205 01:12:03,390 --> 01:12:04,491 Yes? 1206 01:12:05,625 --> 01:12:07,260 What's going on here? 1207 01:12:07,294 --> 01:12:08,628 My goodness. 1208 01:12:08,662 --> 01:12:10,062 That's impossible. 1209 01:12:10,095 --> 01:12:11,231 Unless... 1210 01:12:14,568 --> 01:12:16,169 Yeti sweat? 1211 01:12:16,203 --> 01:12:17,604 Yeti sweat? 1212 01:12:17,637 --> 01:12:19,439 The most powerful hair potion in the world. 1213 01:12:19,473 --> 01:12:21,675 But I didn't put it in there. 1214 01:12:21,708 --> 01:12:24,377 Ladies and gentlemen! Your attention, please! 1215 01:12:24,411 --> 01:12:26,313 There appears to be a manufacturing error. 1216 01:12:26,346 --> 01:12:28,113 Nobody eat the flowers! 1217 01:12:28,148 --> 01:12:30,283 Why not? 1218 01:12:30,317 --> 01:12:31,685 What's wrong with them? 1219 01:12:31,718 --> 01:12:33,386 What's the matter with this toadstool? 1220 01:12:33,420 --> 01:12:36,021 My daughter took one bite, and just look at her! 1221 01:12:36,055 --> 01:12:38,090 There's nothing wrong with the chocolate milk, 1222 01:12:38,123 --> 01:12:39,159 is there? 1223 01:12:39,192 --> 01:12:40,527 I'm terribly sorry, everyone, 1224 01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:42,462 and I don't know how to explain this, but... 1225 01:12:42,496 --> 01:12:44,531 it appears that the chocolates have been poisoned! 1226 01:12:44,564 --> 01:12:45,765 Poisoned? 1227 01:12:45,799 --> 01:12:47,701 - Poisoned? - He poisoned my child! 1228 01:12:47,734 --> 01:12:49,402 I didn't... I didn't poison them. 1229 01:12:49,436 --> 01:12:51,204 I want my money back. 1230 01:12:51,238 --> 01:12:52,405 I want compensation. 1231 01:12:52,439 --> 01:12:53,673 I want revenge. 1232 01:12:55,141 --> 01:12:56,343 Whoa! 1233 01:13:01,648 --> 01:13:02,649 No, no! Please! 1234 01:13:08,154 --> 01:13:10,624 This is what you get for mustach-ing my daughter! 1235 01:13:14,361 --> 01:13:16,721 I'll wait for you. Help! I have to get away from this place. 1236 01:13:18,164 --> 01:13:19,799 And that, I believe, 1237 01:13:19,833 --> 01:13:22,702 is the end of Wonka's Chocolate Shop. 1238 01:13:42,522 --> 01:13:43,623 I don't understand. What... 1239 01:13:46,125 --> 01:13:47,125 What... 1240 01:13:48,194 --> 01:13:49,329 What happened? 1241 01:13:49,362 --> 01:13:51,130 Isn't it obvious? 1242 01:13:51,164 --> 01:13:52,832 The Chocolate Cartel. 1243 01:13:55,835 --> 01:13:58,572 It's okay, Willy. We can rebuild. 1244 01:13:58,605 --> 01:13:59,839 We can start again. 1245 01:13:59,873 --> 01:14:01,441 There's no point, Noodle. 1246 01:14:02,842 --> 01:14:04,778 It didn't work. 1247 01:14:04,811 --> 01:14:06,580 What do you mean? 1248 01:14:06,613 --> 01:14:08,315 She promised she would be here. 1249 01:14:10,383 --> 01:14:12,218 She wasn't. 1250 01:14:12,252 --> 01:14:13,853 You didn't actually think that— 1251 01:14:13,887 --> 01:14:14,887 No, I did. 1252 01:14:17,691 --> 01:14:19,426 Stupid dream. 1253 01:14:19,459 --> 01:14:21,328 Don't say that, Willy. Please don't ever— 1254 01:14:21,361 --> 01:14:23,296 Come on, Noodle. 1255 01:14:23,330 --> 01:14:25,865 I think Mr. Wonka needs to be alone. 1256 01:14:38,278 --> 01:14:42,315 Every good thing in this world started with a dream. 1257 01:14:45,819 --> 01:14:49,489 So you hold on to yours. 1258 01:14:49,522 --> 01:14:53,159 And when you do share chocolate with the world... 1259 01:14:54,761 --> 01:14:57,430 I'll be right there beside ya. 1260 01:14:59,866 --> 01:15:02,134 Terrible shame, what happened here. 1261 01:15:04,504 --> 01:15:05,939 Take it you're responsible? 1262 01:15:05,972 --> 01:15:08,842 Us? No. Well, not personally. 1263 01:15:08,875 --> 01:15:12,345 We may have encouraged Mrs. Scrubitt 1264 01:15:12,379 --> 01:15:14,414 to enhance your creations. 1265 01:15:14,447 --> 01:15:16,383 We paid her to poison them. 1266 01:15:16,416 --> 01:15:18,885 - Yes, thank you, Gerald. - You're welcome. 1267 01:15:18,918 --> 01:15:21,187 So why have you come? 1268 01:15:21,221 --> 01:15:23,289 - To gloat? - No, Mr. Wonka, 1269 01:15:23,323 --> 01:15:25,392 I don't waste my time with that sort of thing. 1270 01:15:25,425 --> 01:15:28,695 We've come to offer you a deal. 1271 01:15:28,728 --> 01:15:34,300 This is the precise amount you owe Mrs. Scrubitt. 1272 01:15:34,334 --> 01:15:36,569 This is for the number cruncher, 1273 01:15:37,504 --> 01:15:38,738 the plumber, 1274 01:15:38,772 --> 01:15:41,207 the telephonist, 1275 01:15:41,241 --> 01:15:44,177 the so-called funny-man, 1276 01:15:44,711 --> 01:15:46,379 and this... 1277 01:15:48,014 --> 01:15:49,616 is for the girl. 1278 01:15:49,649 --> 01:15:51,651 Now, we put in a bit extra for her. 1279 01:15:51,685 --> 01:15:53,486 So that she can get a place to live, 1280 01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:54,621 clothes, toys... 1281 01:15:55,889 --> 01:15:57,323 books. 1282 01:15:58,725 --> 01:16:00,960 Yes, Mr. Wonka. 1283 01:16:00,994 --> 01:16:05,365 You could change her life. Change all their lives. 1284 01:16:07,033 --> 01:16:08,368 And what would I have to do? 1285 01:16:09,269 --> 01:16:10,303 Leave town. 1286 01:16:11,004 --> 01:16:12,405 And, um, 1287 01:16:13,540 --> 01:16:16,943 never make chocolate again. 1288 01:16:16,976 --> 01:16:19,546 There's a boat sailing at midnight. 1289 01:16:19,579 --> 01:16:21,381 And for their sake, as much as your own, 1290 01:16:21,414 --> 01:16:23,550 I hope you're on board. 1291 01:16:48,675 --> 01:16:50,977 - Checking out, are we? - Yeah. 1292 01:17:18,805 --> 01:17:20,707 Mr. Wonka. 1293 01:17:20,740 --> 01:17:23,576 Your ticket. One-way. 1294 01:17:23,610 --> 01:17:25,378 To the North Pole. 1295 01:17:25,411 --> 01:17:27,313 It's premium economy. 1296 01:17:27,347 --> 01:17:28,915 Yeah, it's basically economy. 1297 01:17:28,948 --> 01:17:30,626 I mean, yeah, you get a little more legroom. 1298 01:17:30,650 --> 01:17:32,051 A complimentary packet of peanuts. 1299 01:17:32,085 --> 01:17:33,720 Is it worth the extra? 1300 01:17:33,753 --> 01:17:36,956 - I don't know. - But these guys... 1301 01:17:36,990 --> 01:17:38,958 We don't need to go into detail. 1302 01:17:38,992 --> 01:17:39,992 Goodbye, 1303 01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:42,061 Mr. Wonka. 1304 01:17:59,846 --> 01:18:00,847 Thank you. 1305 01:18:50,897 --> 01:18:52,732 So glad you're here. 1306 01:18:52,765 --> 01:18:54,977 I'm not going to let you out of my sight, Willy Wonka. 1307 01:18:55,001 --> 01:18:56,669 Not till you've paid your debt. 1308 01:18:56,703 --> 01:18:59,873 But I bring glad tidings on that score. 1309 01:18:59,906 --> 01:19:00,940 What's that? 1310 01:19:00,974 --> 01:19:02,876 I've been doing my sums. 1311 01:19:02,909 --> 01:19:05,578 One more jar, and we're even. 1312 01:19:05,612 --> 01:19:08,715 Or, if you prefer, I will accept half a jar 1313 01:19:08,748 --> 01:19:10,717 of those rather amusing Hoverchocs. 1314 01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:12,719 You're outta luck. 1315 01:19:12,752 --> 01:19:15,121 I don't make chocolate anymore. 1316 01:19:15,155 --> 01:19:17,733 Dear, please don't tell me you're going to go through with this ridiculous deal? 1317 01:19:17,757 --> 01:19:18,791 I have to. 1318 01:19:18,825 --> 01:19:20,894 For Noodle. 1319 01:19:20,927 --> 01:19:22,662 I promised her a better life. 1320 01:19:23,730 --> 01:19:24,998 I pinkie promised. 1321 01:19:25,031 --> 01:19:26,666 You should stand up to those bullies. 1322 01:19:26,699 --> 01:19:28,134 Give 'em the old one-two. 1323 01:19:28,168 --> 01:19:29,903 That's what an Oompa Loompa would do. 1324 01:19:32,872 --> 01:19:34,440 But if you are determined 1325 01:19:34,474 --> 01:19:36,709 to just sit there feeling sorry for yourself, 1326 01:19:36,743 --> 01:19:38,478 I am going flat. 1327 01:19:38,511 --> 01:19:40,013 Good night, sir. 1328 01:19:53,026 --> 01:19:55,728 What is it? 1329 01:19:55,762 --> 01:19:57,463 No, nothing. 1330 01:19:57,497 --> 01:20:00,200 Well, it's obviously something because you said," 1331 01:20:00,234 --> 01:20:01,868 I'm sorry. Forget it. 1332 01:20:03,569 --> 01:20:05,872 Very well. 1333 01:20:11,811 --> 01:20:13,147 You did it again. 1334 01:20:13,180 --> 01:20:14,690 Tell me what it is, or I shall poke you 1335 01:20:14,714 --> 01:20:15,991 quite viciously with a cocktail stick. 1336 01:20:16,015 --> 01:20:17,917 Look. Where Slugworth shook my hand. 1337 01:20:17,951 --> 01:20:19,986 His ring left a mark. See? 1338 01:20:20,019 --> 01:20:21,988 It's an "A," surrounded by "S's. 1339 01:20:22,021 --> 01:20:24,557 So what? His name is Arthur Slugworth. 1340 01:20:24,590 --> 01:20:26,160 It's probably a family ring. 1341 01:20:26,193 --> 01:20:27,894 Yes, but Noodle has one just like it. 1342 01:20:27,927 --> 01:20:29,762 Noodle? 1343 01:20:29,796 --> 01:20:33,533 Why would Noodle the orphan have a Slugworth family ring? 1344 01:20:33,566 --> 01:20:35,202 There's only one reason I can think of. 1345 01:20:35,235 --> 01:20:36,903 Which is? 1346 01:20:36,936 --> 01:20:38,514 And if I'm correct, Noodle could be in grave danger. 1347 01:20:38,538 --> 01:20:40,606 Well, come on, Wonka. Spit it out. 1348 01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:42,508 Produce your owl pellet of wisdom. 1349 01:20:42,542 --> 01:20:43,977 There's no time. I gotta get back. 1350 01:20:44,010 --> 01:20:45,912 - Captain! - Wonka? 1351 01:20:45,945 --> 01:20:49,216 Come back here. Wonka! I demand an explanation. 1352 01:20:49,249 --> 01:20:50,249 Captain? 1353 01:20:52,152 --> 01:20:55,955 On second thoughts, the explanation can wait. 1354 01:20:55,989 --> 01:20:57,023 Good day to you. 1355 01:21:06,166 --> 01:21:07,633 Well, gentlemen, 1356 01:21:07,667 --> 01:21:10,270 one dead chocolatier, as requested. 1357 01:21:12,105 --> 01:21:13,606 Miss Bon-Bon? 1358 01:21:13,639 --> 01:21:14,974 Yes, Mr. Slugworth? 1359 01:21:15,008 --> 01:21:16,509 Give the chief his chocolate. 1360 01:21:25,051 --> 01:21:26,819 My, my. 1361 01:21:26,853 --> 01:21:29,655 What a lot o' long faces this morning. 1362 01:21:29,689 --> 01:21:32,658 It's almost as though you lot had a sneaky little scheme 1363 01:21:32,692 --> 01:21:34,761 to try and wriggle out of your contracts. 1364 01:21:34,794 --> 01:21:37,897 Which spectacularly misfired. 1365 01:21:37,930 --> 01:21:39,832 But I've got some good news for you lot, 1366 01:21:39,866 --> 01:21:41,667 not that you deserve it. 1367 01:21:41,701 --> 01:21:44,937 Your friend, Mr. Wonka, done a deal with Mr. Slugworth. 1368 01:21:44,971 --> 01:21:46,306 What? 1369 01:21:46,340 --> 01:21:49,642 Gave up on his dream to settle your accounts. 1370 01:21:50,710 --> 01:21:52,078 - Mr. Crunch. - Present. 1371 01:21:56,082 --> 01:21:57,151 You're free to go. 1372 01:21:58,751 --> 01:22:00,053 Scram, bookworm. 1373 01:22:00,086 --> 01:22:01,587 - Bell. - Hello. 1374 01:22:01,621 --> 01:22:02,755 Sling yer hook. 1375 01:22:02,789 --> 01:22:04,123 Benz. 1376 01:22:04,158 --> 01:22:05,958 You ain't gotta tell me twice. 1377 01:22:05,992 --> 01:22:07,294 Chucklesworth. 1378 01:22:07,327 --> 01:22:08,928 You've been a terrible audience. 1379 01:22:08,961 --> 01:22:10,630 Good night! 1380 01:22:10,663 --> 01:22:11,807 Yeah, well, you ain't been much of a comedian, mate. 1381 01:22:11,831 --> 01:22:14,100 - I know. - Hey, Larry. 1382 01:22:14,133 --> 01:22:16,869 Keep going. You've got something. 1383 01:22:16,903 --> 01:22:18,172 You scare me. 1384 01:22:18,205 --> 01:22:21,175 And finally, Noodle. 1385 01:22:21,208 --> 01:22:23,910 Biggest pile o' the lot. 1386 01:22:23,943 --> 01:22:26,346 But this isn't to pay your bill. 1387 01:22:26,380 --> 01:22:28,815 This is to keep you here. 1388 01:22:28,848 --> 01:22:30,217 What do you mean? 1389 01:22:30,250 --> 01:22:32,685 My friend, Mr. Slugworth, 1390 01:22:32,718 --> 01:22:34,720 doesn't think nasty little urchins like you 1391 01:22:34,754 --> 01:22:35,922 should be out on the streets, 1392 01:22:35,955 --> 01:22:37,623 lowering the tone. 1393 01:22:37,657 --> 01:22:39,759 So, he gave me this money 1394 01:22:39,792 --> 01:22:43,230 to keep you down in the Wash House for good. 1395 01:22:43,263 --> 01:22:46,032 And I'm only too happy to oblige. 1396 01:22:46,065 --> 01:22:47,401 - I hate you! - Hey! 1397 01:22:47,434 --> 01:22:48,801 Hey, hey, hey. 1398 01:22:48,835 --> 01:22:50,736 Look at her go, Lord Bleachowitz. 1399 01:22:50,770 --> 01:22:52,406 Lord Bleachowitz? 1400 01:22:52,439 --> 01:22:54,274 You don't still think he's a lord, do you? 1401 01:22:54,308 --> 01:22:55,741 What? 1402 01:22:55,775 --> 01:22:57,877 We made it up, you stupid old hag. 1403 01:22:57,910 --> 01:22:59,645 She's... she's lying. 1404 01:22:59,679 --> 01:23:02,014 Right, that's it, you horrible little brat. 1405 01:23:02,048 --> 01:23:04,784 You're goin' in the coop, my girl. 1406 01:23:04,817 --> 01:23:07,687 And you! Take them dungarees off, 1407 01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:10,690 you... you peasant. 1408 01:23:10,723 --> 01:23:12,426 But Puffy-wuffy. 1409 01:23:12,459 --> 01:23:13,893 I wuv you. 1410 01:23:40,953 --> 01:23:42,389 Hello, Noodle. 1411 01:23:42,422 --> 01:23:45,292 Willy. I thought you'd gone. 1412 01:23:45,992 --> 01:23:47,261 I did. 1413 01:23:47,294 --> 01:23:49,028 Slugworth promised you a better life, 1414 01:23:49,061 --> 01:23:51,365 but he didn't exactly keep his side of the bargain. 1415 01:23:51,398 --> 01:23:53,233 So I came back. We all did. 1416 01:23:53,267 --> 01:23:54,800 - Hey, Noodle. - How do? 1417 01:23:54,834 --> 01:23:56,303 Hey. Surprise! 1418 01:23:56,336 --> 01:23:58,037 He wants me locked up forever. 1419 01:23:58,070 --> 01:23:59,739 Yeah, well, that figures. 1420 01:23:59,772 --> 01:24:02,008 Why? What's he got against me? 1421 01:24:02,041 --> 01:24:04,043 I don't know, Noodle. Not for sure. 1422 01:24:04,076 --> 01:24:06,256 All I know for certain is that you won't be safe until Slugworth 1423 01:24:06,280 --> 01:24:09,249 is behind bars. 1424 01:24:09,283 --> 01:24:12,186 And how exactly is that supposed to happen? 1425 01:24:12,219 --> 01:24:14,120 Abacus. You said the Cartel keep 1426 01:24:14,154 --> 01:24:15,431 a record of all their dirty deeds. 1427 01:24:15,455 --> 01:24:17,123 In the green ledger, yes. 1428 01:24:17,157 --> 01:24:18,724 So if we can get hold o' that, 1429 01:24:18,758 --> 01:24:20,035 we can prove that they poisoned our chocolate. 1430 01:24:20,059 --> 01:24:21,371 Scrubitt and Bleacher would go to jail, 1431 01:24:21,395 --> 01:24:22,728 and we'll all be free. 1432 01:24:22,762 --> 01:24:24,864 Yes, but may I remind you, 1433 01:24:24,897 --> 01:24:26,799 they keep that ledger in a vault. 1434 01:24:26,832 --> 01:24:28,268 Guarded by a corrupt cleric. 1435 01:24:28,302 --> 01:24:30,770 And 500 chocoholic monks. 1436 01:24:30,803 --> 01:24:33,139 That's all true. 1437 01:24:33,173 --> 01:24:35,775 But I went for a long, cold swim this morning. 1438 01:24:35,808 --> 01:24:37,220 Cold water is very good for the brain. 1439 01:24:37,244 --> 01:24:39,111 Stimulates the neural pathways. 1440 01:24:39,146 --> 01:24:41,148 And after just four miles, it came to me. 1441 01:24:41,181 --> 01:24:42,949 How an ingenious orphan, 1442 01:24:42,982 --> 01:24:44,116 an accountant, a plumber, 1443 01:24:44,151 --> 01:24:46,153 a telephone exchange operator, 1444 01:24:46,186 --> 01:24:47,887 and a man who can speak underwater, 1445 01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:49,223 could combine those talents, 1446 01:24:49,256 --> 01:24:51,090 and pull off the heist of the century. 1447 01:24:51,123 --> 01:24:53,993 But even if we do get our hands on that ledger, 1448 01:24:54,026 --> 01:24:56,862 the Cartel will simply bribe their way out of trouble. 1449 01:24:56,896 --> 01:24:59,065 It's what they do. 1450 01:24:59,098 --> 01:25:00,833 The greedy beat the needy, Willy. 1451 01:25:00,866 --> 01:25:02,802 It's just the way of the world. 1452 01:25:02,835 --> 01:25:04,304 You're right, Noodle. 1453 01:25:04,338 --> 01:25:06,182 I guess that's why there's one other thing to do. 1454 01:25:06,206 --> 01:25:08,508 - What's that? - Change the world. 1455 01:25:12,011 --> 01:25:13,045 Whoa! 1456 01:25:14,414 --> 01:25:15,515 Where do we start? 1457 01:25:28,127 --> 01:25:30,096 'Scuse me, sir. 1458 01:25:30,129 --> 01:25:32,798 Could you spare a piece of chocolate for a starvin' orphan? 1459 01:25:32,832 --> 01:25:36,303 I'm sorry, my child. I don't have any on me. 1460 01:25:39,573 --> 01:25:41,241 Then have some acacia mints. 1461 01:25:42,342 --> 01:25:43,343 Yes! 1462 01:25:46,078 --> 01:25:48,948 "To Basil Bond, employee of the week." 1463 01:25:48,981 --> 01:25:50,250 That's lovely... 1464 01:26:02,094 --> 01:26:04,096 Everything all right back there? 1465 01:26:04,130 --> 01:26:06,533 Everything's fine. Isn't it, Abigail? 1466 01:26:08,535 --> 01:26:10,270 Tell her she might want to duck. 1467 01:26:10,304 --> 01:26:12,071 Tell her she might wanna what? 1468 01:26:12,104 --> 01:26:13,104 Duck! 1469 01:26:17,109 --> 01:26:18,378 Good morning, brethren. 1470 01:26:18,412 --> 01:26:19,912 Good morning, Father. 1471 01:26:19,945 --> 01:26:21,515 Now, as you all know, 1472 01:26:21,548 --> 01:26:24,083 it's Baron von Schmeichelhammer's funeral today. 1473 01:26:24,116 --> 01:26:27,487 And his widow is... 1474 01:26:27,521 --> 01:26:30,357 a bit of a pious type. 1475 01:26:30,390 --> 01:26:31,924 So, I don't want to see anyone 1476 01:26:31,957 --> 01:26:33,993 eating chocolate during the service. 1477 01:26:34,026 --> 01:26:35,629 Yes, Father. 1478 01:26:35,662 --> 01:26:37,164 We all know that one day, 1479 01:26:37,197 --> 01:26:39,166 we shall be judged for our sins, 1480 01:26:39,199 --> 01:26:42,369 but it's not going to be today. 1481 01:26:42,402 --> 01:26:44,171 Amen. 1482 01:26:58,117 --> 01:26:59,653 There, there. 1483 01:26:59,686 --> 01:27:02,054 Nice giraffe. 1484 01:27:05,057 --> 01:27:06,959 - Run! - The beast! 1485 01:27:11,565 --> 01:27:13,500 Run off! Quickly! 1486 01:27:18,472 --> 01:27:20,574 What have I done to deserve this? 1487 01:27:20,607 --> 01:27:22,309 You know what you've done, Julius. 1488 01:27:22,342 --> 01:27:24,644 You've sold your soul for 30 pieces of chocolate. 1489 01:27:28,482 --> 01:27:30,983 Hello, operator. How may I direct your call? 1490 01:27:31,016 --> 01:27:33,653 I need the Zoo. It's an emergency. 1491 01:27:33,687 --> 01:27:36,523 Putting you through to the Escaped Animal Department now. 1492 01:27:38,525 --> 01:27:40,025 Hello, Zoo. 1493 01:27:43,129 --> 01:27:45,332 Quiet down, you animals. 1494 01:27:45,365 --> 01:27:47,267 You too, octopus. 1495 01:27:47,300 --> 01:27:49,403 - There's a giraffe. - What? Yeah, I think 1496 01:27:49,436 --> 01:27:51,070 we did lose a giraffe. 1497 01:27:51,103 --> 01:27:52,406 Well, could you come and get it? 1498 01:27:52,439 --> 01:27:54,674 Okay, jeez. I'll send the guys around. 1499 01:28:06,986 --> 01:28:08,522 Forgive me! 1500 01:28:09,623 --> 01:28:11,123 I'm a sinner! 1501 01:28:11,158 --> 01:28:15,262 A weak and wicked chocoholic! 1502 01:28:24,504 --> 01:28:26,339 Good morning, everyone. 1503 01:28:26,373 --> 01:28:29,108 Welcome to St. Benedict's. 1504 01:28:29,142 --> 01:28:32,746 Baroness, I'm so sorry for your loss. 1505 01:28:32,779 --> 01:28:37,350 We're just having a few technical difficulties, um, 1506 01:28:37,384 --> 01:28:38,618 so you might want to pop 1507 01:28:38,652 --> 01:28:40,487 the late baron down for a minute. 1508 01:28:42,255 --> 01:28:43,690 The cavalry. 1509 01:28:43,723 --> 01:28:46,193 Are you the cleric who called about a giraffe? 1510 01:28:52,432 --> 01:28:53,633 All clear. 1511 01:29:19,759 --> 01:29:22,262 "Thanks for all your hard work." 1512 01:29:22,295 --> 01:29:25,398 "Father Julius and the Chocolate Cartel." 1513 01:29:25,432 --> 01:29:26,999 That's nice. 1514 01:29:29,503 --> 01:29:30,637 Here we are, Father. 1515 01:29:30,670 --> 01:29:32,706 One giraffe. 1516 01:29:32,739 --> 01:29:34,574 - Marvelous. - Thank you, thank you. 1517 01:29:34,608 --> 01:29:36,376 Stand back, please. Stand back. 1518 01:29:43,383 --> 01:29:44,818 Wow. 1519 01:29:46,386 --> 01:29:48,355 She can really move. 1520 01:29:48,388 --> 01:29:50,098 I could've been happy, but I threw a pearl away. 1521 01:29:50,122 --> 01:29:52,158 I'll give him a call. No, I can't. 1522 01:29:52,192 --> 01:29:53,527 I will give him a call actually. 1523 01:29:59,733 --> 01:30:00,767 Hello? 1524 01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:03,169 Basil? It's Gwennie. 1525 01:30:03,203 --> 01:30:04,237 You were right. 1526 01:30:04,271 --> 01:30:06,138 What are the chances? 1527 01:30:06,172 --> 01:30:09,409 Those days in chemistry class were the happiest of my life. 1528 01:30:29,229 --> 01:30:30,797 Cool. 1529 01:30:38,171 --> 01:30:39,306 Sorry about this, sir. 1530 01:30:39,339 --> 01:30:41,174 The seafood truck spilled its load. 1531 01:30:41,207 --> 01:30:43,310 There's so many blasted flamingos about these days. 1532 01:30:43,343 --> 01:30:45,445 Well, hurry it along now, will you? 1533 01:30:45,478 --> 01:30:47,614 The town square was closed this morning 1534 01:30:47,647 --> 01:30:50,584 after a bizarre incident at the city cathedral. 1535 01:30:50,617 --> 01:30:53,687 Delaying the funeral of noted philanthropist, 1536 01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:55,855 Baron von Schmeichelhammer. 1537 01:30:55,889 --> 01:30:57,724 In nomine Patris, 1538 01:30:57,757 --> 01:31:01,161 et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. 1539 01:31:01,628 --> 01:31:03,363 Amen. 1540 01:31:07,701 --> 01:31:10,135 Sorry, I'd best get that. 1541 01:31:11,671 --> 01:31:13,340 - Hello, pulpit? - Father. 1542 01:31:13,373 --> 01:31:14,741 Everything all right there? 1543 01:31:14,774 --> 01:31:16,209 Yes, Mr. Slugworth. 1544 01:31:16,242 --> 01:31:18,211 All tickety-boo. 1545 01:31:18,244 --> 01:31:19,713 At least, it is now. 1546 01:31:19,746 --> 01:31:21,448 What do you mean by that? 1547 01:31:21,481 --> 01:31:23,316 We had a giraffe in here earlier. 1548 01:31:23,350 --> 01:31:24,827 Had to clear the whole place for about 20 minutes, 1549 01:31:24,851 --> 01:31:26,519 but everything's back to normal. 1550 01:31:28,855 --> 01:31:30,357 Hello? 1551 01:31:30,390 --> 01:31:32,459 Damn the flamingos, Donovan! Floor it! 1552 01:31:32,492 --> 01:31:33,893 Yes, sir! 1553 01:31:36,830 --> 01:31:38,565 Idiot! 1554 01:31:42,202 --> 01:31:43,837 - Anything? - Nothing. 1555 01:31:43,870 --> 01:31:44,938 Well, keep looking. 1556 01:31:44,971 --> 01:31:46,473 It's not in here, Willy. 1557 01:31:46,506 --> 01:31:48,408 But Abacus said that it was here. 1558 01:31:48,441 --> 01:31:50,519 Abacus has been in the Wash House for the past four years. 1559 01:31:50,543 --> 01:31:52,746 Maybe all the scrubbing has gone to his head. 1560 01:31:52,779 --> 01:31:55,459 'Cause all that's down here is just a bunch of stupid old chocolate. 1561 01:32:10,830 --> 01:32:12,165 Willy, look! 1562 01:32:20,340 --> 01:32:21,941 We did it, Noodle. 1563 01:32:21,975 --> 01:32:23,710 We got 'em. 1564 01:32:25,545 --> 01:32:27,947 Naughty, naughty, Mr. Wonka. 1565 01:32:27,981 --> 01:32:30,884 You've caused us quite a bit of trouble. 1566 01:32:30,917 --> 01:32:32,852 You and your urchin. 1567 01:32:32,886 --> 01:32:34,587 Yeah, but she's not just an urchin, 1568 01:32:34,621 --> 01:32:35,689 is she, Mr. Slugworth? 1569 01:32:37,524 --> 01:32:38,758 You're family. 1570 01:32:39,592 --> 01:32:40,827 What? 1571 01:32:40,860 --> 01:32:42,495 What are you talking about, Willy? 1572 01:32:44,330 --> 01:32:46,299 You know that ring, Noodle? 1573 01:32:46,332 --> 01:32:48,301 The one your parents gave you? 1574 01:32:48,334 --> 01:32:50,470 Mr. Slugworth has one just like it. 1575 01:32:50,503 --> 01:32:52,772 Don't you, Mr. Slugworth? 1576 01:32:52,806 --> 01:32:55,508 As a matter of fact, I do. 1577 01:32:55,542 --> 01:33:00,380 That belonged to my brother. Zebedee. 1578 01:33:00,413 --> 01:33:01,781 Was he my father? 1579 01:33:01,815 --> 01:33:04,617 A hopeless romantic is what he was. 1580 01:33:04,651 --> 01:33:06,986 Fell in love with a common little bookworm, 1581 01:33:07,020 --> 01:33:09,289 died before they could marry. 1582 01:33:09,322 --> 01:33:12,792 Leaving me sole heir to the family fortune. 1583 01:33:13,793 --> 01:33:16,396 Or so I thought. 1584 01:33:16,429 --> 01:33:18,398 But nine months later, 1585 01:33:18,431 --> 01:33:20,667 your mother turned up on my doorstep, 1586 01:33:20,700 --> 01:33:23,770 begging me to get a doctor for her sick little newborn. 1587 01:33:24,804 --> 01:33:26,940 I said I would help. 1588 01:33:26,973 --> 01:33:28,808 But you didn't. Did you? 1589 01:33:28,842 --> 01:33:30,677 No. 1590 01:33:30,710 --> 01:33:32,712 Instead, you put me down a laundry chute. 1591 01:33:32,746 --> 01:33:34,647 Bye-bye, baby. 1592 01:33:34,681 --> 01:33:36,716 Mrs. Scrubitt found me. 1593 01:33:36,750 --> 01:33:38,418 She saw the ring. 1594 01:33:38,451 --> 01:33:40,620 Thought it was an "N," and called me Noodle. 1595 01:33:41,554 --> 01:33:42,689 But it wasn't. 1596 01:33:42,722 --> 01:33:44,858 It was "Z." For Zebedee. 1597 01:33:44,891 --> 01:33:47,393 Well, quite. 1598 01:33:47,427 --> 01:33:49,472 - When your mother returned, I told her you had died. - No! 1599 01:33:49,496 --> 01:33:50,997 She was heartbroken, of course. 1600 01:33:51,030 --> 01:33:52,766 But, I gave her a handful of sovereigns 1601 01:33:52,799 --> 01:33:54,834 and had her escorted from my property. 1602 01:33:56,903 --> 01:33:58,438 What was her name? 1603 01:34:00,473 --> 01:34:02,509 My mom. What was her name? 1604 01:34:03,676 --> 01:34:05,311 Ooh. 1605 01:34:05,345 --> 01:34:06,513 Let me see. Um... 1606 01:34:08,014 --> 01:34:10,784 No, I don't think I could remember that. 1607 01:34:10,817 --> 01:34:13,820 Sorry. But you have to understand, 1608 01:34:13,853 --> 01:34:15,655 she was very poor. 1609 01:34:15,688 --> 01:34:17,857 Sorry, Felix. 1610 01:34:17,891 --> 01:34:19,993 Her name was Dorothy. 1611 01:34:20,026 --> 01:34:21,861 Dorothy Smith. It says so right here. 1612 01:34:22,829 --> 01:34:24,063 Dorothy? 1613 01:34:24,097 --> 01:34:25,799 Well, what do you know? 1614 01:34:25,832 --> 01:34:28,001 I guess you did teach me to read after all. 1615 01:34:29,602 --> 01:34:30,904 Well, this is all very touching, 1616 01:34:30,937 --> 01:34:32,639 but back to business. 1617 01:34:32,672 --> 01:34:34,874 We'll take that, thank you. 1618 01:34:34,908 --> 01:34:37,577 How much chocolate do you have at your factory, Mr. Fickelgruber? 1619 01:34:37,610 --> 01:34:39,712 About 80,000 gallons. 1620 01:34:39,746 --> 01:34:41,748 Prodnose? 1621 01:34:41,781 --> 01:34:42,849 Seventy-five? 1622 01:34:42,882 --> 01:34:44,317 And I've got 150. 1623 01:34:45,152 --> 01:34:46,786 That should be enough. 1624 01:34:46,820 --> 01:34:47,820 For what? 1625 01:34:48,755 --> 01:34:51,491 Death by chocolate. 1626 01:35:09,709 --> 01:35:10,910 On you go. 1627 01:35:29,696 --> 01:35:30,697 Gentlemen. 1628 01:35:32,098 --> 01:35:33,800 Considering the situation, 1629 01:35:33,833 --> 01:35:36,035 I wondered if you'd do a good deed on my behalf. 1630 01:35:36,069 --> 01:35:37,171 A what? 1631 01:35:37,204 --> 01:35:38,838 "A good deed." 1632 01:35:38,872 --> 01:35:40,807 It's a sort of pointless act of selflessness... 1633 01:35:40,840 --> 01:35:43,177 Yes, of course, Mr. Wonka. 1634 01:35:43,210 --> 01:35:45,478 What would you like us to do? 1635 01:35:45,511 --> 01:35:47,471 I was wondering if you could give this to someone. 1636 01:35:48,681 --> 01:35:50,416 Only if you happen to see him. 1637 01:35:50,450 --> 01:35:51,551 And who is it? 1638 01:35:51,584 --> 01:35:53,887 A little orange man. 1639 01:35:53,920 --> 01:35:55,521 A little orange man. 1640 01:35:55,555 --> 01:35:56,789 About eight inches high, 1641 01:35:56,823 --> 01:35:58,725 with orange skin and bright green hair. 1642 01:35:58,758 --> 01:36:01,961 I owe him a jar of chocolates, you see. And, well, 1643 01:36:01,995 --> 01:36:04,697 I think these might be the best I ever made. 1644 01:36:04,731 --> 01:36:05,965 Well, in that case, 1645 01:36:05,999 --> 01:36:07,967 I'll make sure he gets them personally. 1646 01:36:12,939 --> 01:36:14,440 Farewell, Mr. Wonka. 1647 01:36:15,808 --> 01:36:16,808 Urchin. 1648 01:36:29,022 --> 01:36:30,924 Willy... 1649 01:36:56,649 --> 01:36:58,685 What are we gonna do, Willy? 1650 01:36:58,718 --> 01:37:01,188 I don't know, Noodle. I'll think of something. 1651 01:37:08,561 --> 01:37:10,530 Best chocolate he ever made? 1652 01:37:12,732 --> 01:37:14,600 Whoo-hoo. 1653 01:37:15,902 --> 01:37:17,570 I got it! 1654 01:37:17,603 --> 01:37:18,747 What is it? Did you think of something? 1655 01:37:18,771 --> 01:37:20,139 Yes, I did. 1656 01:37:20,174 --> 01:37:21,874 If we're gonna drown in chocolate, Noodle, 1657 01:37:21,908 --> 01:37:24,110 and let's face it, we're gonna drown in chocolate, 1658 01:37:24,144 --> 01:37:25,878 then it's gonna be Wonka chocolate. 1659 01:37:25,912 --> 01:37:28,848 We're not gonna drown, Willy. Look, there's a light. 1660 01:37:28,881 --> 01:37:30,783 We'll let the chocolate lift us up, 1661 01:37:30,817 --> 01:37:32,118 we'll bang on the glass, 1662 01:37:32,152 --> 01:37:34,687 and pray somebody hears us. 1663 01:37:34,721 --> 01:37:36,022 That's a much better idea. 1664 01:37:38,825 --> 01:37:40,227 Gentlemen. 1665 01:37:40,260 --> 01:37:42,128 It was a bit of a close shave this morning, 1666 01:37:42,162 --> 01:37:43,863 and I was wondering if perhaps 1667 01:37:43,896 --> 01:37:46,532 we could rethink our arrangement. Or... 1668 01:37:49,068 --> 01:37:52,872 Or... just leave things as they are. 1669 01:37:52,905 --> 01:37:53,906 Father. 1670 01:37:55,575 --> 01:37:57,543 Well, Wonka might be as nutty as a fruitcake, 1671 01:37:57,577 --> 01:37:59,112 but he sure knew how to make chocolate. 1672 01:37:59,146 --> 01:38:00,813 But do you think 1673 01:38:00,847 --> 01:38:02,758 we should have saved some for the Little Orange Man? 1674 01:38:02,782 --> 01:38:04,218 Tell me you're joking. 1675 01:38:04,251 --> 01:38:07,720 Yes. Yes, I am. Sorry, why am I? 1676 01:38:07,754 --> 01:38:09,055 Because there's no such thing 1677 01:38:09,088 --> 01:38:11,258 as a little orange man, ya nincompoop. 1678 01:38:14,660 --> 01:38:16,330 - Help! - Help! 1679 01:38:16,363 --> 01:38:17,930 Somebody help, please! 1680 01:38:17,964 --> 01:38:19,966 - Please help! - Help! 1681 01:38:19,999 --> 01:38:22,302 Look. Look, somebody's coming. Look. 1682 01:38:22,336 --> 01:38:24,003 Willy, we're saved! 1683 01:38:37,284 --> 01:38:39,652 - I'm sorry, Noodle. - Don't be. 1684 01:38:40,653 --> 01:38:42,855 You found my family. 1685 01:38:42,889 --> 01:38:44,824 A mom who loved me. 1686 01:38:45,792 --> 01:38:47,627 That's all I ever wanted. 1687 01:38:49,629 --> 01:38:50,797 Deep breath now. 1688 01:39:05,111 --> 01:39:08,881 Exquisite. 1689 01:39:08,915 --> 01:39:11,318 You mustn't let yourself get so worked up. 1690 01:39:11,351 --> 01:39:13,820 It's just a bit of chocolate. 1691 01:39:13,853 --> 01:39:15,255 Correction. 1692 01:39:15,289 --> 01:39:18,591 It was actually my chocolate. 1693 01:39:25,832 --> 01:39:29,169 You have made a very grave error, gentlemen. 1694 01:39:29,203 --> 01:39:31,037 You steal from an Oompa Loompa, 1695 01:39:31,070 --> 01:39:32,138 we take back 1696 01:39:32,172 --> 01:39:33,373 a thousandfold. 1697 01:39:41,381 --> 01:39:42,815 What's going on, Willy? 1698 01:39:43,816 --> 01:39:45,785 It's draining, Noodle. 1699 01:39:45,818 --> 01:39:47,787 We've been saved! 1700 01:39:47,820 --> 01:39:49,889 - By who? - I don't know. 1701 01:39:51,258 --> 01:39:53,260 By the Little Orange Man! 1702 01:39:53,293 --> 01:39:54,328 - Look. - Wh... 1703 01:39:54,361 --> 01:39:56,762 The Little Orange Man! 1704 01:39:56,796 --> 01:39:59,199 Thank you, Little Orange Man! Thank you! 1705 01:40:22,356 --> 01:40:24,891 Gentlemen. Thank goodness you're okay. 1706 01:40:24,924 --> 01:40:26,226 I came as fast as I could. 1707 01:40:35,067 --> 01:40:36,936 Car shrunk. 1708 01:40:36,969 --> 01:40:38,305 I'm sure it did. 1709 01:40:38,338 --> 01:40:39,915 And you've nothing to worry about, Chief. 1710 01:40:39,939 --> 01:40:41,341 All under control. 1711 01:40:41,375 --> 01:40:42,718 A couple of thieves broke in, but I'm afraid 1712 01:40:42,742 --> 01:40:45,778 they met with a little... accident. 1713 01:40:45,811 --> 01:40:48,482 In which they died. 1714 01:40:50,217 --> 01:40:51,784 That's actually rather good, Gerald. 1715 01:40:51,817 --> 01:40:53,353 I wouldn't be so sure about that. 1716 01:40:53,387 --> 01:40:55,222 Officer, would you kindly take a look at this? 1717 01:40:55,255 --> 01:40:56,923 Wonka! 1718 01:40:56,956 --> 01:40:57,857 It details every single illegal payment 1719 01:40:57,890 --> 01:40:59,759 these men have ever made. 1720 01:40:59,792 --> 01:41:01,295 Thousands of them. 1721 01:41:01,328 --> 01:41:03,896 Affable, don't listen to her. She's lyin'. 1722 01:41:03,930 --> 01:41:05,465 Well, of course she is. 1723 01:41:05,499 --> 01:41:07,033 She's not, sir. 1724 01:41:07,066 --> 01:41:08,368 She's absolutely right. 1725 01:41:09,169 --> 01:41:10,170 It's incredible. 1726 01:41:11,037 --> 01:41:12,372 Well. 1727 01:41:12,406 --> 01:41:14,341 Then that sounds like a case 1728 01:41:14,374 --> 01:41:16,742 for the Chief of Police. 1729 01:41:16,776 --> 01:41:18,887 So you give it to me, Affable, I'll, I'll take it off your hands. 1730 01:41:18,911 --> 01:41:20,190 You know, save you the paperwork. 1731 01:41:20,214 --> 01:41:21,948 I can't do that, I'm afraid, sir. 1732 01:41:21,981 --> 01:41:23,317 Why's that? 1733 01:41:23,350 --> 01:41:25,219 Because your name is written down here. 1734 01:41:26,320 --> 01:41:28,255 - A lot. - Gentlemen... 1735 01:41:28,288 --> 01:41:29,989 - You're under arrest. - Run. 1736 01:41:30,022 --> 01:41:31,134 We puttin' handcuffs on, here? 1737 01:41:31,158 --> 01:41:32,058 That's okay, Noodle. 1738 01:41:32,091 --> 01:41:33,826 Give it one second. 1739 01:41:36,028 --> 01:41:37,830 What's happening? 1740 01:41:37,863 --> 01:41:39,233 Why are we airborne? 1741 01:41:39,266 --> 01:41:40,510 You didn't eat any of those chocolates, 1742 01:41:40,534 --> 01:41:42,768 - did you, Mr. Slugworth? - Why? 1743 01:41:42,802 --> 01:41:44,036 Because they're Hoverchocs. 1744 01:41:44,070 --> 01:41:46,939 Delayed action, but extra strong. 1745 01:41:46,973 --> 01:41:49,008 You think you're very clever, don't you, Wonka? 1746 01:41:49,041 --> 01:41:51,978 Well, there's a billion sovereigns of chocolate beneath our feet. 1747 01:41:52,011 --> 01:41:53,347 We'll get the best lawyers, 1748 01:41:53,380 --> 01:41:55,781 bribe the judge, rig the jury if we have to. 1749 01:41:55,815 --> 01:41:58,050 We'll be fine. 1750 01:41:58,084 --> 01:41:59,752 I wish I'd thought of that. 1751 01:42:03,156 --> 01:42:04,156 Hey, Noodle! 1752 01:42:22,842 --> 01:42:24,144 What is that? 1753 01:42:24,177 --> 01:42:25,379 It's our chocolate! 1754 01:42:25,412 --> 01:42:27,113 All our chocolate! 1755 01:42:27,147 --> 01:42:28,348 We're ruined! 1756 01:42:28,382 --> 01:42:29,583 Hey, don't worry, gentlemen. 1757 01:42:29,616 --> 01:42:32,118 You'll come down eventually. 1758 01:42:32,152 --> 01:42:35,121 Probably. I think. 1759 01:42:35,155 --> 01:42:36,456 But until then, 1760 01:42:37,457 --> 01:42:40,327 ladies and gentlemen, 1761 01:42:40,360 --> 01:42:43,996 Willy Wonka and friends... 1762 01:42:44,030 --> 01:42:47,467 invite you to enjoy our chocolate. 1763 01:42:47,501 --> 01:42:49,569 Yay! Magic Wonka! 1764 01:42:53,072 --> 01:42:54,072 Gwennie? 1765 01:42:54,641 --> 01:42:56,276 Basil! 1766 01:42:57,544 --> 01:42:58,911 What did I say, Abacus, 1767 01:42:58,944 --> 01:43:00,247 I told you we could fix it all. 1768 01:43:18,298 --> 01:43:19,366 Your cup. 1769 01:43:20,233 --> 01:43:21,568 Thank you. 1770 01:43:21,601 --> 01:43:23,069 - There you are. - There you go. 1771 01:43:23,102 --> 01:43:23,537 Careful, not too much. 1772 01:43:23,570 --> 01:43:24,570 Okay. 1773 01:45:03,203 --> 01:45:06,173 Thank you. 1774 01:45:06,206 --> 01:45:07,973 Thank you. 1775 01:45:08,007 --> 01:45:10,177 Thank you. 1776 01:45:26,058 --> 01:45:29,061 So... how does it feel, Willy? 1777 01:45:30,129 --> 01:45:31,565 Is it as good as you remember? 1778 01:45:33,200 --> 01:45:34,634 Every little bit. 1779 01:45:38,338 --> 01:45:39,706 I wish it could last forever. 1780 01:45:46,279 --> 01:45:47,447 I guess it's time. 1781 01:45:49,549 --> 01:45:51,551 Time for what? 1782 01:45:51,585 --> 01:45:54,053 Do you know how many people in this city are named D. Smith? 1783 01:45:54,488 --> 01:45:57,122 106. 1784 01:45:57,157 --> 01:45:59,402 And luckily, you have a friend who works at the telephone exchange. 1785 01:45:59,426 --> 01:46:01,428 And she spent the entire afternoon 1786 01:46:01,461 --> 01:46:03,028 ringing around. 1787 01:46:03,062 --> 01:46:04,297 And guess what? 1788 01:46:05,799 --> 01:46:07,032 We found her. 1789 01:46:08,168 --> 01:46:09,703 You found my mom? 1790 01:46:09,736 --> 01:46:11,371 She works in the library. 1791 01:46:12,839 --> 01:46:14,274 That's where she lives. 1792 01:46:16,409 --> 01:46:17,444 Come on, Noodle. 1793 01:47:54,307 --> 01:47:56,443 Mom. 1794 01:47:58,578 --> 01:48:00,246 So goes a good deed 1795 01:48:00,280 --> 01:48:01,881 in a weary world. 1796 01:48:01,915 --> 01:48:03,783 I was wondering if I'd see you again. 1797 01:48:03,817 --> 01:48:05,819 I'm not going anywhere, Willy Wonka. 1798 01:48:05,852 --> 01:48:07,520 Not until you've paid your debt. 1799 01:48:07,554 --> 01:48:09,289 Now, I know you tried. 1800 01:48:09,322 --> 01:48:11,658 Loompa law is very clear on this subject. 1801 01:48:11,691 --> 01:48:13,293 Until such time 1802 01:48:13,326 --> 01:48:15,528 as the chocolate is physically in my hand... 1803 01:48:17,397 --> 01:48:19,265 Thank you. 1804 01:48:19,299 --> 01:48:21,735 Thank you. For saving my life. 1805 01:48:23,403 --> 01:48:25,405 Well, I suppose that concludes our business. 1806 01:48:25,438 --> 01:48:28,541 I will now return to my beloved Loompaland. 1807 01:48:28,575 --> 01:48:32,646 Where the cocoa beans grow in disappointingly small numbers, 1808 01:48:32,679 --> 01:48:34,481 and my friends look down on me. 1809 01:48:34,514 --> 01:48:36,783 What? I thought they called you Lofty. 1810 01:48:36,816 --> 01:48:39,486 The truth is that I am a quarter-inch 1811 01:48:39,519 --> 01:48:41,721 below average. 1812 01:48:41,755 --> 01:48:43,456 They call me Shorty-pants. 1813 01:48:43,490 --> 01:48:45,425 But there it is. 1814 01:48:45,458 --> 01:48:46,893 Good day to you, sir. 1815 01:48:46,926 --> 01:48:48,461 It's a shame you have to go. 1816 01:48:49,429 --> 01:48:50,864 I said good day. 1817 01:48:50,897 --> 01:48:52,642 If I'm gonna share my chocolate with the world, 1818 01:48:52,666 --> 01:48:53,876 I'm gonna need more than a shop. 1819 01:48:53,900 --> 01:48:54,968 I'm sure you will. 1820 01:48:55,001 --> 01:48:56,569 I'm gonna need a factory. 1821 01:48:56,603 --> 01:48:58,238 Yeah, well, good luck with that. 1822 01:48:58,271 --> 01:49:00,607 And someone to head up the tasting department. 1823 01:49:00,640 --> 01:49:02,275 The tasting department? 1824 01:49:03,777 --> 01:49:05,245 All right. 1825 01:49:11,251 --> 01:49:12,318 It's a ruined castle. 1826 01:49:19,259 --> 01:49:20,694 Frankly, I rather doubt it. 1827 01:49:37,410 --> 01:49:39,679 Well, that does defy explanation. 1828 01:49:58,331 --> 01:49:59,466 Not bad. 1829 01:51:23,850 --> 01:51:25,952 What is wrong with this thing? 1830 01:51:25,985 --> 01:51:27,921 Infernal machine. 1831 01:51:29,689 --> 01:51:32,091 There. Much better. 1832 01:51:32,125 --> 01:51:36,663 Shoes, facelift, nose job, Ibiza, 1833 01:51:36,696 --> 01:51:40,400 big old house in the country, lingerie. 1834 01:51:40,433 --> 01:51:42,535 It's the Cartel. They've gone down. 1835 01:51:42,569 --> 01:51:44,737 We ain't done nothin'. 1836 01:51:44,771 --> 01:51:46,840 Except poison all them chocolates. 1837 01:51:46,873 --> 01:51:48,541 Police. Open up. 1838 01:51:48,575 --> 01:51:49,615 Quick! Drink the evidence. 1839 01:51:51,611 --> 01:51:52,912 Just a second, Officer. 1840 01:51:52,946 --> 01:51:54,547 Police. 1841 01:51:54,581 --> 01:51:56,150 I'm on the toilet, Officer. 1842 01:51:56,183 --> 01:51:57,584 Open up. 1843 01:51:57,617 --> 01:51:59,085 One wipe, and I'm done. 1844 01:51:59,118 --> 01:52:00,787 There's more coming, hang on a minute. 1845 01:52:00,820 --> 01:52:01,821 Right. 1846 01:52:05,159 --> 01:52:07,627 Wow. 1847 01:52:07,660 --> 01:52:09,629 How can we help you, Officer? 1848 01:52:09,662 --> 01:52:10,930 You two are coming with me. 1849 01:52:10,964 --> 01:52:12,432 But we ain't done nothin'. 1850 01:52:12,465 --> 01:52:14,701 You're going away for a very long time. 1851 01:52:14,734 --> 01:52:16,703 One last kiss, my Lord? 1852 01:52:16,736 --> 01:52:18,972 Puffy-wuffy. 1853 01:56:02,460 --> 01:56:04,461 English