1 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:10,260 Oh, my God, I cannot believe that just happened. 2 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,887 Okay, calm down. 3 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,889 Did you hear what that asshole said? 4 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:15,933 "Children should be seen and not heard." 5 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,852 He meant us. Who the fuck does he think he is? 6 00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:21,104 Um, senior managing partner. 7 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,482 They were laughing in our faces. 8 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:25,817 They don't care. 9 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:28,654 They don't take divorce law or women seriously. 10 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,781 I'm telling you, it is time. 11 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,032 It is. 12 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:36,328 - How do we do it? - How do you do what? 13 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,500 I realized you wanted to leave the firm 14 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:44,253 before you even realized it, four months ago. 15 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:48,632 And she said, "That's not your elbow." 16 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,934 I've seen your faces in those meetings. 17 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:02,312 I was the token woman here for a decade. 18 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,022 Why did you stay? 19 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:08,277 I broke down barriers to get here, to make full partner. 20 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:12,781 Until I hired you, I was the only woman here. 21 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,992 But now is a different time. 22 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:19,079 All I ask is that you start your own firm. 23 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,748 You don't go somewhere else in this building. 24 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:24,334 That's what we want. Our own boutique. 25 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:27,045 Women representing women, only. 26 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:29,923 Yes! 27 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:33,802 You both are an idea whose time has come. 28 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,221 You can take one person with you. 29 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:40,559 A staff member or a lawyer, not a crime. 30 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,020 Be quiet while I'm talking 31 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:45,897 and tell your two brothers I said to shut up too. 32 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:48,275 Until I find out which one of you degenerates wrote 33 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:49,693 on my couch with a sharpie, 34 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,945 all three of y'all asses is sleeping on the lawn. 35 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:53,363 You understand me? 36 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:54,448 H-hold on. 37 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,950 Hi, can I help you? 38 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:59,328 We're leaving to start our own firm, 39 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:02,080 and we want you to be our lead investigator. 40 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,417 Let Mommy call you back. 41 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:10,339 Is Dina firing me? I-I do a good job. 42 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,716 You're amazing. That's why we need you. 43 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,719 But I got a good thing going here. 44 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,304 I got bills, a… 45 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:19,014 And eight-year-old triplet boys 46 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,641 that you were just cussing out on the phone? 47 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,768 They're monsters. 48 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,186 We'll make you full partner 49 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,772 and a multimillionaire within two years. 50 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,610 Let me get my purse. 51 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:47,376 You're leaving? 52 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,421 Not everyone knows. 53 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,006 Well, Emerald knows! 54 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:57,344 I have the most billable hours, taken on the most cases, 55 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,304 I've put in the work, and you know it. 56 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:01,598 Why can't you choose me? Why? 57 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,267 Because you've never learned to be human or navigate space 58 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,228 - between what you want and… - How much you want it. 59 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:09,106 Also, you routinely steal our lunches from the refrigerator. 60 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:12,192 Okay. Look, I'll write everyone's briefs. 61 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:16,029 Just don't leave me here with America's original pilgrim 62 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,948 and her fucking Puritan partners. 63 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,619 Okay. You know what? 64 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:25,372 Never mind, Kuz McGee's. 65 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,457 Dina will destroy you if you leave. 66 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,292 Dina already gave us her blessing. 67 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:34,339 Good luck. 68 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:43,807 I'm your fucking protégé! I'm the hardest worker! 69 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,768 The smartest fucking A student! 70 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:49,146 And I'm the one they're abandoning? 71 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,857 That's a gift from Golda Meir. 72 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,568 Do you know what Golda is famous for saying? 73 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:58,488 "Not being beautiful was the true blessing. 74 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:02,451 It forced me to develop my inner resources." 75 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:06,955 Are you calling me an ugly duckling? 76 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,875 So what if I give myself home perms? 77 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,626 It's economical! Fuck you! 78 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:14,379 Carr, being angry is easy. 79 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:18,049 Figuring out who you want to be and how to be it, 80 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,760 that's the work to do if you want to be chosen. 81 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:26,850 I will start my own law firm. 82 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:30,145 I will walk out of here. 83 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,691 And I'll pack you a lunch with an apple 84 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:37,027 and some Pepperidge Farm goldfish. 85 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,655 Grow up, Carr. It's time. 86 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:03,136 Having me as an enemy is very unwise. 87 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:06,014 You are all about to find out what that's like. 88 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:08,368 - He's en route, Ms. Grant. - Thank you, Sonny. 89 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,084 Looking good, Danny. 90 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,422 Dinner in an hour? Thank you. 91 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,708 Hi, you're late. 92 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,002 Oh, shit. What did I forget? 93 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:00,754 Baby, I'm sorry. I just got off… 94 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,089 Are you really telling me you don't know what today is? 95 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,008 Well, I know it's not your birthday 96 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:06,843 'cause that's November 9th. 97 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:11,890 It's our anniversary, Chase. 98 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:16,728 Fuck me raw! Baby… 99 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,313 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 100 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:19,898 Baby, I… 101 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:20,982 It's football season, 102 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:23,985 and you know I lose track of time during football season. I'm so sorry. 103 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:26,112 Aren't you glad I have a healthy ego? 104 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:28,114 If not, I'd take this personally. 105 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,537 Baby, I hate myself… 106 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:45,757 for not giving you this this morning. 107 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,386 Open it. 108 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,559 Oh, my God. 109 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,521 Didn't this belong to Elizabeth Taylor? 110 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:02,190 Mm-hmm. I know how much you love her, 111 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,442 even though I have no idea who she is. 112 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,404 Doesn't compare to how much I love you. 113 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,157 Oh, my God. 114 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,034 Happy anniversary, baby. 115 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:14,744 Come to Daddy. 116 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,676 Miss Allura is not the only one celebrating 117 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,177 an anniversary this week. 118 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,847 I need a latte 'cause y'all know I love a toast. 119 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:37,559 Ten years ago today, we stepped away from the patriarchy 120 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:40,061 and towards something of our own. 121 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,272 Thank you. Now, look at us. 122 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:45,108 Grant, Ronson, and Greene. 123 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,027 A decade strong. 124 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,194 Cheers to that, ladies. 125 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:51,322 - Cheers to that! - We built a frickin' empire. 126 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:54,409 Ten years, three women, one verdict. 127 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:56,202 Un-fucking-stoppable. 128 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,537 - To us. - To us! 129 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:00,040 To us. Wait a second. 130 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:03,418 Is that a new ring, or are you signaling an aircraft? 131 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:04,878 Ooh, let me see. 132 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,921 Chase gave it to me. 133 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,882 - He pretended to forget our fifth. - Oh, my God. 134 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,510 And then he just handed it to me like it was no big deal. 135 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,679 Ooh! I don't know what you did to deserve it, 136 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:16,639 but girl, I hope it was fun. 137 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,058 Oh, it was. 138 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,435 Ooh-hoo-hoo! 139 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:22,395 - Do tell. - Okay, back to us. 140 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:26,775 Your favorite case of the past 10 years. Go. 141 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:31,029 Oh, okay. Uh… No, that's easy: Shiek Wallid. 142 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:34,574 Getting him to fork over a cool billion to his English ex 143 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:37,202 after he threatened to behead her for cheating. 144 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,872 Helped us start our charitable fund for abused women. 145 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:41,998 Over to you, Em. 146 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,459 Oh, that's easy: Latanya Bailey. 147 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,586 Media mogul divorced his wife 148 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:49,089 because he found out she didn't finish high school. 149 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:52,050 She was able to cash out so big 150 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:56,346 that she has a Princeton science wing with her name on it. 151 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,932 That, girls, is a teachable moment. 152 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,225 Mm-hmm. 153 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:04,604 Okay, my favorite case will always be the next case. 154 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,523 - Ah! - I knew you were gonna say that. 155 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:17,158 Okay, something just came in for you all. 156 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,576 What the fuck is that? 157 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:21,287 Before we get excited and start chomping down, 158 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,705 you might want to read this note. 159 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:26,000 There's only one other person this day means something to. 160 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,711 Mm, and that would be Miss Carrington Lane. 161 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:32,006 The one and only. "Dear backstabbing bitches, 162 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,592 "Ten years ago you left me to rot. 163 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:37,846 "Since then, I've out-billed you three skanks 164 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:40,348 "and made the top 100 so often, 165 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:43,226 "they should name the goddamn list after me. 166 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:47,147 "Meanwhile, you've kept your pathetic firm alive… 167 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,274 "…with fake buzzwords like 'feminism' 168 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,359 "and industrial-strength Spanx. 169 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:54,654 "So, in honor of your big milestone, 170 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,990 "I present you with a fruit basket. 171 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:01,369 "Organic and lightly brushed with salmonella and fecal matter. 172 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:04,622 "Eat a melon ball, and then maybe you can all give 173 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:09,335 "the Ozempic you're mainlining a rest, you fat, treacherous lawn chairs. 174 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,546 "Fuck all the way off, douchebags. 175 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,756 "Fuck you, you fucking fucks! 176 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,008 Carr." 177 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,759 Lawn chairs? 178 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,720 Here is to 10 more years 179 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:21,097 of making Carr lose her goddamn mind. 180 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,349 Mm. And that, my friends, 181 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,727 is the perfect segue to our next client. 182 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,562 Let's review her case, shall we? 183 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,981 Milan, you're still taking the bar this spring? 184 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,066 - Yes. - Okay, sit in. 185 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,318 You're one of the girls now. 186 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,444 - Yeah, come on. - Come on. 187 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,155 Okay, Grace Henry. 188 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:40,950 She moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming an actress 189 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,995 until she landed the role of a lifetime 190 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,289 that wasn't exactly the role she planned for. 191 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,665 Can you guess what that role is? 192 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,125 A trophy wife. 193 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,627 - Correct. - Ding, ding, ding. 194 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,503 Lionel Lee. 195 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:53,630 Titan of the tech world. 196 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,840 First, he rolled out the red carpet: 197 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,259 diamonds, pearls, planes, oh my. 198 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,553 Love bombing. 199 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,430 Then kaboom. The dust settles, 200 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,349 and the fantasy turns into a nightmare. 201 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,267 Prenup like a straitjacket. 202 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,603 If she left, she got the clothes on her back, 203 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,605 and that's it, according to this document. 204 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:13,524 She was a kept woman, not allowed to leave her house, 205 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,818 forced to give up all of her dreams, 206 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,654 forced to give up her friends and family, 207 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,156 and now all she wants is out. 208 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:24,452 He's worth billions, and yet her settlement request is minimal. 209 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,079 Something smells funky. 210 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,664 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. 211 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,416 There's more to this story. I think she's withholding. 212 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,961 No, literally, something smells funky. 213 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:35,088 I think Carr might have actually shit on this thing. 214 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,422 - Oh, my God! - Okay, okay. 215 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:37,507 - Y'all don't smell that? - And on that note, 216 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,717 we are going to toss this. 217 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,428 Okay, this weekend, we're studying: 218 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,805 flashcards and mimosas. 219 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,599 Okay. 220 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,893 - Ugh. - Oh. Flashcards. 221 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,478 - Go, go. - Mimosas. 222 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:53,273 - Edibles in the trash. - In the trash. 223 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,418 Grace, I know you're brokenhearted, 224 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,753 but girl, you look damn good. 225 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,005 Come on, gloves. 226 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:21,259 You're the best divorce lawyers in town, 227 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,636 maybe the whole country. 228 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,389 That's why I wrote you. I've had enough. 229 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,266 I just want him to sign the divorce agreement, 230 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,393 which he says he won't do, and go on with my life. 231 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,645 While supporting yourself on ramen noodles? 232 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,605 No. You need more than that. 233 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,691 Grace, we're interested in your case, 234 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:39,610 but the settlement you're asking for is a pittance. 235 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,529 A drive-through attorney can handle this. 236 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,448 What's really going on, baby? 237 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,037 It's all I deserve. 238 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:55,376 Lionel has proclivities… sexual fantasies. 239 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,880 It was clear from the start that I wasn't enough for him, 240 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,590 so he brought in a third. 241 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,383 Emma. 242 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,969 That's gotta be painful, 243 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,597 seeing your partner lust after someone else. 244 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,724 Yeah, it will be for him. 245 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,144 Uh, you and… 246 00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:14,771 Emma and I fell in love. 247 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,566 She's everything to me. She's given me back myself. 248 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,112 I just… 249 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:24,906 I feel so guilty. 250 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,493 Ashamed, even. I-I just… 251 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:32,080 Whoa, Grace. He Rapunzel'd your ass. 252 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,916 He locked you up in the tower, had you get it on 253 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,959 with a stranger for his viewing pleasure, 254 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,796 and you and said stranger fall in love. 255 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,089 It's called karma. 256 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,632 Lionel will be furious. 257 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,384 He's wolf-like in his possessiveness. 258 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:49,555 And we are Mama Grizzlies. You let us worry about the wolf, 259 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,266 while you worry about coming up with a number 260 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,936 that accurately reflects what he owes you 261 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:58,106 after a lifetime of service to his goddamn dreams. 262 00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:01,234 And may I suggest, each time a memory comes up 263 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,860 where you have to reach for that handkerchief… 264 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,112 Add a zero. 265 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:12,787 Thank you. 266 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,626 Liberty Ronson. 267 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,753 Liberty, you have to help me. 268 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,547 Sorry, who is this? 269 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,006 I'm under siege, Liberty. 270 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,675 - Sheila! - I need your help. 271 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,261 Well, whoever you are, just, uh, tell me, are you safe? 272 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,055 No, I am not by any definition safe. 273 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,182 What the fuck? 274 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,559 Ms. Ronson, I need your help. 275 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,893 - The Barbarians are at the gates. - Sheila! 276 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,478 - Open the goddamn door! - Orleans is surrounded. 277 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:40,982 Sorry, wh-where are you? Which Orleans? New or Cape Cod? 278 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,608 - No, no, no, New York! - Sheila, open up! 279 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,486 I need a California lawyer. 280 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,612 That's where we were married. 281 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,198 We still have the house in Montecito, which is where 282 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,951 we live half the time when we're not living in New York. 283 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,203 - Sheila! - Alright, just stay calm, breathe. 284 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,581 Everything's gonna be alright. Just tell me what's going on. 285 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,749 What's going on is that my husband 286 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,501 bought himself a Rembrandt, 287 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,170 and he wants nothing in the house but the painting. 288 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,588 Nothing, including me. 289 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:07,216 So, he wants a divorce because he bought a Rembrandt. Why? 290 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,303 Over a, a, a small flirtation. Innocent. 291 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,431 - Okay, I need your name. - Sheila Baskin. 292 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,932 Sheila Baskin. 293 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:19,103 Your husband's Theodore Baskin of Theo B. Inc., 294 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,523 the guy who owns cosmetics, like all of cosmetics? 295 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,484 - Sheila… - I will shoot! I'll shoot! 296 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,404 - Please don't shoot anyone. Get the plane. - . I will shoot. 297 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:31,157 I haven't got a gun. I haven't got anything. 298 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,243 And I know when I walk out that door, I really won't have a thing. 299 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,370 So I'm standing my ground. I locked him out. 300 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,831 Okay, I get it, Sheila. I get who you are. 301 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,792 I've seen you in the style section for years now. 302 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,086 You've got good taste, babe. 303 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,256 Thank you. I'm under attack by a billionaire mugger 304 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,217 - with a fetish for Dutch masters. - Sheila, open up! 305 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,385 But thank you very much for the compliment. 306 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:54,096 Okay, listen to me. You've got good taste in jewelry. 307 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:57,642 Now, those fucking jewels, they're your meal ticket. 308 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,393 Where are they? Where are they now? 309 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:03,606 In my safe, in my dressing room, off the bedroom, in here. 310 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,025 Stay right where you are, text me your address, 311 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,693 and I'll be on the next plane. 312 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,374 Will you have wine, Miss Ronson? 313 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,377 Uh, no, but the Petrus on the way back 314 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,088 and some of those Mister Chow noodles, please. 315 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,776 Hello, I'm here to see Mrs. Baskin. 316 00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,820 She's expecting me. Liberty Ronson. 317 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:55,992 Sorry. I was given specific instructions that she is not to be disturbed. 318 00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,329 Listen, I don't care what her husband told you 319 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,957 or how much he's promised to stuff in your Christmas stocking, 320 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,419 so unless you have a court order signed by a judge blocking my entry, 321 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:07,753 I suggest you cooperate 322 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:11,716 or I could call 911 right now and have you arrested 323 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:15,011 for kidnapping, or perhaps, sex trafficking. 324 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:18,180 You see, my flight was turbulent and so is my mood. 325 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,515 So what will it be? 326 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:35,364 She's not getting shit, okay? Read the goddamn prenup. 327 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,950 Not the paintings, not the crocodile Birkin bags, 328 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,035 not the Benz. 329 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,494 Next time she needs to go somewhere, 330 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,912 she could take the fucking subway. 331 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,374 You must be Mr. Baskin. I'm Liberty Ronson. 332 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,711 You want some evidence, Liberty Ronson? There's your goddamned evidence. Page six. 333 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,004 For the whole world to see. 334 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,798 She had to pick the chef at Le Bernardin. The chef. 335 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,133 Not only is he half her age, 336 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,177 but now I can't even walk into the damn place. 337 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,888 I loved the damn fish. It was perfect. 338 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,892 Well, it is New York City, which is an island, 339 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,728 so it's safe to assume there are plenty of other fish in the sea. 340 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,979 Fuck the fish. 341 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,106 It's there in the prenup in black and white. 342 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:12,026 If she ever cheated or caused me any form of public humiliation, 343 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,361 she would be out on her ass. 344 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:17,698 Mm. Well, last I checked, uh, 345 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:22,036 "out on her ass" isn't exactly legally binding terminology, 346 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:25,164 so if you'll excuse me, I do have an appointment with your wife. 347 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,208 On the second floor, is it? Yes, thanks. 348 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,712 Out of my way, bubbie. 349 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,600 - Oh. - Hi. 350 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,734 - Have a seat. - Oh, yes. 351 00:19:58,823 --> 00:19:59,824 Gosh. 352 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:04,245 Forgive the mess. My maid, Rana, is terrified. 353 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:08,207 Asshole says if he catches her smuggling me food again, 354 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,876 he's going to have her shipped back to her shithole country, 355 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,169 and he means it too. 356 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:13,504 Mm. 357 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:21,345 How did I let this happen to me? 358 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:25,015 It happens to the best of us, but I'm here to help. 359 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,143 Now show me the bling. 360 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:46,078 There they are. A treasure trove of "sorry." 361 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,413 - Hoo. - Hmm. 362 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,417 "Sorry I missed our anniversary." 363 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,129 "Sorry I missed your birthday." 364 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,672 Mmm. 365 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,091 Oh. 366 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,302 "Sorry, I missed your MRI." 367 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,387 - Mm. - Well? 368 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,810 Forgive me. I thought there'd be a few pieces, 369 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,772 but I wasn't exactly expecting Ali Baba's cave. 370 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,486 - May I? - Oh, yes, please, please. 371 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,282 - Verdura? - Yes. 372 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,408 - Oh! - You knew! 373 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:25,493 - I knew it. - Yes. 374 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,077 Divine. 375 00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:28,829 - And Fred Leighton? - Yes. 376 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,247 Oh, gorgeous. 377 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:31,332 Right. 378 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,584 Oh, Jacob & Co. 379 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,628 - Yes. - Oh, hello, beauty. 380 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,297 - Oh, God, that's lovely. - Yes. Yeah, beautiful. 381 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,341 - Yes, that would be hard to part with. - That looks good on you. 382 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,762 Jesus, Sheila, it's quite something. 383 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:48,057 Yes, well, he won't let me take any of this stuff. 384 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,476 What? No, no, it's not his choice. 385 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,937 If these were gifted to you during the course of your marriage, 386 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,522 then they belong to you. 387 00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:56,106 - Personal property. - What? 388 00:21:56,190 --> 00:22:00,110 And they'll get you a sale at Christie's and a new life. 389 00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,071 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 390 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,572 Oh, my God. How… 391 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,785 How much do you think I could get from said sale? 392 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,954 I-I get nothing but that money. 393 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:12,998 Forty million. 394 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:14,792 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 395 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,669 So I won't starve now? 396 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:20,965 You will not starve. 397 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:24,802 Let's get those Goyard travel cases and start stuffing. 398 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,431 Lionel Lee, husband of Grace Henry. 399 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:30,850 What you got, queen? 400 00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:33,018 The tea is piping hot. 401 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:36,856 I did my initial sweep, then I did a secondary sweep, 402 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,275 then a third, then a fourth. 403 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,860 I looked behind firewalls. 404 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:43,779 I looked behind the firewalls behind the firewalls 405 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:48,492 to unearth everything there is to unearth about Mr. Lionel Lee. 406 00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:52,329 And in the end, I came up with something marvelously juicy: 407 00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:54,331 nothing at all. 408 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,834 Which is my favorite thing to find, 409 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:59,545 because nothing always means something, 410 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,839 a secret with a capital "S." 411 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:05,009 A secret you can only uncover the old-fashioned way. 412 00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,094 I'm guessing you followed the fucker. 413 00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:09,805 Girl, you know why they call me The Big Dick. 414 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,353 I trailed him for weeks, 415 00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,981 looking for anything that was inconsistent. 416 00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:43,088 This is Inland Acupuncture and Traditional Medicines, 417 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,592 owned by Devin Elisa Samartino. 418 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:50,054 She has a credit score of 815. The girl pays her taxes on time. 419 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:54,058 However, she spends an exorbitant amount of money 420 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:58,562 at an online retailer called Xtreme Bondage. 421 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,565 - She's a dominatrix. - Boom. 422 00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:04,443 I kind of love that for her. Well done. 423 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,987 Well, this information is, as usual… 424 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,948 Unusable. I know the drill. 425 00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:13,786 Unusable in court, yes, but what we have here is knowledge, 426 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,746 and knowledge is the key in the lock. 427 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:19,500 All we have to do is turn it just the right way. 428 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:22,419 Well, I have done my part, girlfriend. 429 00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:24,088 Now, you do yours. 430 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:28,884 Let's put the fucking "team" in "teamwork" and get this bastard. 431 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:53,200 Stop! Both of you, before I call the police. 432 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,953 I want to see just what it is that you're stealing. 433 00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:58,872 Mr. Baskin, I assure you, 434 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:02,418 we're simply removing her personal property 435 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,711 from the premises, alright? 436 00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:05,337 What personal property? 437 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:07,423 I gave her everything she owns. 438 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:11,176 Yes, and you've been exceedingly generous, 439 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,387 but according to California law, 440 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:15,139 where I know you were legally married, 441 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,349 gifts received during the marriage 442 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,935 become the separate property of the recipient. 443 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:23,105 So, no takesies backsies, in other words. 444 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,441 Our business is done, so if you'll excuse us. 445 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,240 You should have just taken a knife 446 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:35,159 and stabbed me through the heart. 447 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,286 I never once cheated on you. 448 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:41,165 Did you ever really love me? 449 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:49,798 He wasn't even attractive. 450 00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:54,136 I only slept with him because of the way he looked at me. 451 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,599 Like the way you used to look at me, 452 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,018 once upon a time. 453 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,562 God… 454 00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:08,067 how I miss that. 455 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:13,572 And yes… 456 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,534 I did love you once. 457 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,580 But not now. 458 00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:25,125 I do continue to love your taste in jewelry, however. 459 00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:28,253 Have a good one, babe. 460 00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:48,398 Mwah! 461 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,734 Emerald get you up to speed? 462 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:53,779 Yes, she did. A dominatrix. 463 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:58,117 Why is it that rich men are always so bloody predictable? 464 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,243 Always. 465 00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:04,998 From cocktails to cock rings, all in one 24-hour period. 466 00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:07,042 God, I love my job. 467 00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:31,358 We're here to see Devin Samartino. 468 00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,486 I'm sorry, she's not available. 469 00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:39,491 Would you like to book a salt scrub? 470 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:42,911 Okay, too well-dressed to be cops. 471 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,038 Jealous wives rarely come in pairs. 472 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,874 You must be lawyers. 473 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:50,294 I'm Liberty Ronson, and this is my partner, Allura Grant. 474 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:52,713 Grant, Ronson, Greene. I'm familiar. 475 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:55,257 If you're here on business and not to unwind, 476 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,592 you're wasting your time. 477 00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:59,511 Business is how I unwind. 478 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:02,306 Fine, let's make it quick. 479 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,727 My office is this way. We can talk there. 480 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:10,480 Oh, please, can't we see the real thing? 481 00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:13,775 You can spare me the spiel. 482 00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:16,361 I've been through it before. "How this case is different. 483 00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:19,031 I'm the only one who can help." The whole sob story. 484 00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:20,949 I'll spare you. 485 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:24,119 Too bad. It's a good one. A fairy tale almost. 486 00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:27,456 Two women in love unable to be together. 487 00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:32,210 One of them held captive by a man who thinks of her as property. 488 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,431 He's put a price on his wife's freedom. 489 00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:46,600 Should she leave, she must give up everything else 490 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:48,977 and not just her worldly possessions, 491 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:53,106 but her reputation, her person, everything. 492 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,900 He will destroy her. 493 00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:03,325 Discretion, simply put, is the essence of my job. 494 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:05,619 Certainly, you two can understand that. 495 00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:08,455 And what about, I'm just curious, 496 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:12,042 when that protection means putting someone else at risk, 497 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:13,794 how do you rationalize that? 498 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:16,213 Uh, if it's a choice between one party and another, 499 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:18,548 I side with the party that pays my bills. 500 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:21,385 Oh, so your real sense of duty, 501 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:26,139 your highest moral obligation isn't to the client, but to yourself? 502 00:29:26,223 --> 00:29:27,641 What do you think you deserve? 503 00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:30,102 'Cause when our client gets out of this gothic drama 504 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:33,689 of a marriage our way, she'll probably get a payout 505 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:36,233 in the neighborhood of $200 million dollars. 506 00:29:37,067 --> 00:29:39,069 So you provide me with what I need, 507 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:41,071 and I'll do what I do best. 508 00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:42,990 I'll change your fucking life. 509 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:46,910 Five percent of the settlement: $10 million dollars. 510 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:51,748 You have an obligation to yourself to accept that offer, no? 511 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:57,004 You're gonna have to put that money in escrow. 512 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,219 This guy was different. 513 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:07,139 He was into some aberrant, deviant shit. 514 00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:11,727 - It's showtime, ladies. - Ha! 515 00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:14,521 Two hundred and ten million dollars. 516 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:18,358 Allura, your client signed a prenuptial agreement. 517 00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:21,361 She is not entitled to anything at all. 518 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:25,282 Well, let's call this concession a gesture of goodwill. 519 00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:27,117 Goodwill? 520 00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:31,872 Well, we've done you a favor by meeting you here on your turf. 521 00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:36,209 And that is all of the goodwill that we are willing to offer. 522 00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:39,421 An army of lawyers coercing a 22-year-old girl 523 00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:41,173 into signing her life away? 524 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:43,592 I suppose that's goodwill too? 525 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:46,261 Do you want to bang this out at trial? 526 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:50,223 Let's set a date that works for everybody. 527 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,226 Lionel, when are you next available? 528 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:58,190 Sometime in… 2030? 2035? 529 00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:01,526 And there it is. Thank you. 530 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,862 Yeah, I never throw the first punch, 531 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:05,280 but you, Arch, have now threatened 532 00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:07,407 to take this outside of the legal arena, 533 00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:10,285 so now I have no choice but to follow suit. 534 00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:11,369 Emerald? 535 00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:16,208 What is this? A book report? 536 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:18,418 Now, before we get started today, 537 00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:21,588 is there anything you care to elucidate, Mr. Lee? 538 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:26,343 Do you know what I am? 539 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:29,846 I'm an innovator. I'm a transgressive. 540 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:32,808 I've had a target on my back the entirety of my professional career. 541 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,393 Rival companies, politicians, they've been trying to take me down, 542 00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:37,145 even regular Joes with laptops 543 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,856 and a little extra time on their hands doing it for sport. 544 00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:41,441 They come at me constantly. 545 00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:44,653 So what could you ladies possibly have on me 546 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:45,987 that I haven't seen before? 547 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,031 You're right. 548 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:50,826 There's nothing here that you haven't seen before. 549 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,495 In fact, everything we're gonna show you today, 550 00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:56,498 you should be intimately familiar with. 551 00:31:57,541 --> 00:31:58,750 This, for example. 552 00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:02,796 What the fuck is that? 553 00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:05,966 An anal stimulator, a favorite of your client's. 554 00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:07,968 And just for a size comparison, 555 00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:10,512 here it is next to a traffic cone. 556 00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:12,264 Mm. 557 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:15,267 Now, according to a very credible, on-the-record source, 558 00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:17,936 the very talented Mr. Lee is capable of hovering 559 00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:22,065 his whozeewhatzit over the apex of this device 560 00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:25,235 and performing a full squat all the way to the floors. 561 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:28,572 It's a butt plug, is that correct, Mr. Lee? 562 00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:32,534 Allura, you are so done. 563 00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:34,494 This is supposed to humiliate him. 564 00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:37,831 You, my dear, are going to be humiliated. 565 00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:42,627 Grace, you might want to look away for this next one. 566 00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:49,134 For those of you assembled 567 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:51,011 who don't understand what you're looking at, 568 00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:54,055 if your brain can't quite compute it, 569 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:55,390 let me break it down for you. 570 00:32:55,473 --> 00:33:00,061 This is Mr. Lionel in full fantastic fetish mode, 571 00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,647 dressed as a filthy piggy-piggy. 572 00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:04,191 Those people under him 573 00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:06,610 are suckling his piggly wiggly titties, 574 00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:10,071 or as they call them on the farm: sow teats. 575 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,991 Now my eyes bled a little when I got a gander 576 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:15,410 at this piece of high art, but that's just me. 577 00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:18,788 Mr. Lee, there will be a day 578 00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:21,583 when what you're feeling right now will just be a memory. 579 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:24,711 You sign the paper in front of you, and that day is here now, 580 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:27,297 but if you choose to keep fighting Grace, 581 00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:30,050 then that feeling is… 582 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:31,343 Just the tip. 583 00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:34,554 It'll be so much more painful the deeper we go. 584 00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:35,847 Enough! 585 00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,350 This is sick! And we are done. 586 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:40,227 And the first thing that I'm going to do 587 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:43,188 is file an official report to the state bar 588 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:44,856 and to the Attorney General's office… 589 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:47,484 No one's reporting anything to anyone anywhere. 590 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:48,693 - Lionel! - Let's go. 591 00:33:49,486 --> 00:33:52,864 This is unconscionable. Un-fucking-conscionable. 592 00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:54,449 You are all sick! 593 00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:59,287 Love and war. You chose war. And we won it. 594 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,289 Ladies, 595 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:04,626 a toast, or as we call here after any huge win… 596 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:07,254 …a Victory Fizz. 597 00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:10,131 Come on, raise your glasses, ladies, get over here. 598 00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:15,011 Alright, here is to the mighty chain of women, arm in arm. 599 00:34:15,095 --> 00:34:18,848 And Grace, we are so proud to add you as a link in that chain. 600 00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:19,933 Here, here. 601 00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:22,519 All of you… 602 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:24,771 you saved my life. 603 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:26,481 Thank you. 604 00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:31,236 Come on, gloves. You're gonna make me cry. Stop! 605 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,113 - There you go. - Thank you, girl. 606 00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:36,324 - Uh… For Grace. - Oh, I'm sorry. Here you go. 607 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,451 - Thank you. - Well, you know how I get. 608 00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:40,870 You know I cry over everything.. 609 00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:52,465 I'm making your favorite drink. 610 00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:55,719 What's with the overnight bag? 611 00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:57,345 Is there a game I didn't know about? 612 00:34:57,887 --> 00:34:59,222 Can we sit down and talk? 613 00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:01,933 Yeah. 614 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:19,701 I'm not happy. 615 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:24,289 I'm sorry. I'm confused with what's going on here. 616 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:26,166 What are you confused about? 617 00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:28,376 I can't fucking breathe in this perfect house 618 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:29,669 with these perfect paintings. 619 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:33,340 Okay. 620 00:35:37,052 --> 00:35:38,178 Talk to me. 621 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:40,096 Are you just having a bad day or something? 622 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:43,850 No, actually, I-I spent the day talking to my therapist. 623 00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:46,186 Midlife crisis? Sounds like it. 624 00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:48,521 Allura, I'm drowning here with you. 625 00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:49,939 What are you talking about? 626 00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,484 You're famous. You have three Super Bowl rings. 627 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:58,031 Oh. Okay, I-I understand what's going on here. I get it. 628 00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:00,450 What you're saying is that my big life 629 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:03,953 is just too rich for that little Philly kid. 630 00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:07,248 But you're leaving out all of your success and brilliance. 631 00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:10,377 Yeah, exactly. Why do I forget about all of that in your presence? 632 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:11,586 I don't know. Why do you? 633 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:15,131 Because next to you, I feel hopelessly and ridiculously small. 634 00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:16,633 That's not on me, that's on you. 635 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:18,885 Fuck you. 636 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,763 And don't fucking gaslight me either. 637 00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:23,306 'Cause I've been feeling like this for years, 638 00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:24,724 and I know you have too. 639 00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:26,059 What's going on with you? 640 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:27,894 I feel like you're not telling me the whole story. 641 00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:31,189 What's really going on? I want a divorce. 642 00:36:32,899 --> 00:36:34,275 You want a divorce? 643 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:37,529 What are you talking about? 644 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:42,826 I'm seeing somebody else. 645 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:55,004 Allura! 646 00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:01,720 Allura! 647 00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:19,612 How could he do this? How could he want somebody else? 648 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:21,281 You know what I'ma do? 649 00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:25,660 I'ma find his ass, and I'ma cut off that big, Philly dick. 650 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:28,204 No, I'ma do it. 651 00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:30,540 I keep a knife in my purse at all times. 652 00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:31,750 Do not think I won't. 653 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,544 He's intimidated. 654 00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:36,755 Weak men just can't handle strong women. 655 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,009 What? What's that look? 656 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,678 This. This moment. 657 00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:47,974 I always knew this exact moment would darken my doorstep, 658 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:49,434 and here it is. 659 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,561 What's the moment, honey? 660 00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:53,438 That he would leave. 661 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:56,483 That he was 10 years younger than me, 662 00:37:56,566 --> 00:37:58,693 and he would leave me for someone younger. 663 00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:02,155 I mean, am I no longer vital anymore? 664 00:38:02,238 --> 00:38:03,948 Is it someone else's turn? 665 00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:07,076 Are the best years behind me? 666 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,079 No! Fuck no. The best is yet to come. 667 00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:13,249 Are you crazy? Look… Thank you. 668 00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:16,711 Let me invite you to think about this differently, okay? 669 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:20,256 This is not about age or age difference. 670 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:22,801 This right here is about character. 671 00:38:23,343 --> 00:38:26,137 And while we at it, girlfriend, let me speak on you for a second, 672 00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:29,307 because you don't have a good picker. 673 00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:30,767 It's true, you don't. 674 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:33,102 Flash and trash swivels your head. 675 00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:34,938 I don't disagree. 676 00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:38,358 What? I don't have a good picker? 677 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,193 - Nope. - Not true! 678 00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,903 Okay, let's talk about it. 679 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:44,447 When you first introduced us to Chase, I said, 680 00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:46,366 "Okay, he's cute." You know what I mean? 681 00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:49,786 Stunning face, nice ass, but not that smart. 682 00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:51,621 Didn't have a lot of money. 683 00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:53,873 Could be a little bit of a gold digger. 684 00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:56,209 Face it, you like rough trade. 685 00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:57,836 What? You do. 686 00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:01,798 Okay, but the truth of the matter is maybe that's about control. 687 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:03,424 I mean, she's got a point. 688 00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:07,136 That last guy, he was just a little sketchy, right? 689 00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:09,305 Oh, my God, DJ Chaos? 690 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:13,226 Good Lord and good night. You know he was the exact same. 691 00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:15,854 Just a little musky and slightly unwashed. 692 00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:19,190 You know, guys that start out working at gas stations 693 00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:20,275 end up as models. 694 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:24,362 Wait, so you both thought Chase was a bad choice. 695 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,239 - Yeah! - Why didn't anyone tell me? 696 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:29,117 Uh, well, we knew you loved him. 697 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,995 And for me, personally, I thought, "Well, guys do it all the time. 698 00:39:32,078 --> 00:39:34,581 They marry younger women, and nobody says a word about it." 699 00:39:34,664 --> 00:39:36,374 So I thought, "Good for you." 700 00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:41,337 And… deep down, I guess I thought it was brave. 701 00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:42,922 Ditto. 702 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:48,303 I settled. All because of what? Low self-esteem? 703 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:51,097 Did I not love myself enough? 704 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:54,475 Oh! Oh n… Oh. Honey. 705 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:56,311 Honey. 706 00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:00,523 I'ma keep it real with you. 707 00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:04,611 Then? No, you didn't. 708 00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:07,488 But now you know. So now you can. 709 00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:10,867 I failed. I hate failing. 710 00:40:14,287 --> 00:40:15,663 You know what's coming up? 711 00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:17,457 - Hmm? - Sheila Baskin's auction. 712 00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:19,834 We are going to take you to New York, and we are going to buy you 713 00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:21,753 - the most breathtaking piece of bling. - Yes. 714 00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:24,005 And after that, dinner at Kappo Masa 715 00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:27,008 and oysters and martinis 'til dawn. 716 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:28,092 Yes! 717 00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:30,178 That actually sounds like the best day ever. 718 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,513 Yes, that ought to put a battery in your bag. 719 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:36,392 Now, who's in for the hot tub? 720 00:40:37,477 --> 00:40:38,895 Come on. Up. 721 00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:45,276 Okay, so who is down for skinny dipping 'cause I am. 722 00:40:45,818 --> 00:40:47,695 I am! 723 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:23,356 Think she knows? 724 00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:25,066 Not yet. 725 00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:29,654 She's gonna make it her mission to know. 726 00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:34,617 Yeah. Well, in the words of Allura Grant… 727 00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:37,245 Mm. 728 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:38,746 …all's fair in love and war.