1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,342 So how many did you say? 2 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:10,177 Two strippers, three hoes, 3 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,720 and a partridge in a pear tree. 4 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:12,930 Oh, God. 5 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:16,266 Wait, was that an ankle weight? 6 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:19,228 House arrest monitor. We talking highbrow bitches. 7 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:20,771 Oh, Chase. 8 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,523 Don't worry, by the end of the day, 9 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:24,107 I will have a full list. 10 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:25,609 - Thank you. - Thank you. 11 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:27,986 You want to pierce the damn cloud? 12 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,571 Use a high school senior. 13 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,907 My high school seniors, to be exact. 14 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:36,078 Elijah got me an AI reverse image search app 15 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,913 and Mr. Football Hero's 16 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:40,249 three other social media accounts. 17 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,584 Egypt hacked Chase's WhatsApp, 18 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:46,338 and Ezra monitored Allura's router login. 19 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:49,424 Come to find out, Chase has several burners, 20 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:52,261 which means we can geo-track his location. 21 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,930 Are all men complete assholes in the end? 22 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:58,100 And you ask me why I had my boys with a sperm donor? 23 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:00,352 Hello? But not you. 24 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,396 You snagged a good one. 25 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,856 - Okay. - Do not make that face. 26 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:06,441 You snagged a good one. 27 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:08,277 If you mess this up with Dr. Reggie, 28 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,486 I'll murder you myself. 29 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,029 - Alright. - I mean it! 30 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:14,575 You've been stringing that man along for two years. 31 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:17,995 He is wonderful, and you said the dick is good. 32 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,288 Lock him in. 33 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:23,208 Ladies, look who followed me home. 34 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:26,086 The band is back together again! 35 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:28,171 - What? - Meet my new attorney. 36 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:31,133 Oh, my God, I love it! 37 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:33,218 - This is amazing! - Oh. 38 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:34,803 - Hello, darling. - Oh. 39 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:37,264 How I have missed this face! 40 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:39,933 Oh! I knew you couldn't quit us forever! 41 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:41,810 Come on, y'all, puppy pile! 42 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:44,187 Puppy pile! 43 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:49,776 Now, show me to my corner office. 44 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:53,780 Well… some things never change. 45 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,117 Get me up to speed. 46 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,870 You've called all the best divorce barracudas in town 47 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,204 so Chase can't retain them? 48 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,206 - We did. - We ticked right through the list. 49 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,499 Including Carr. 50 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,839 Please tell me someone called Carr. 51 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:15,260 Oh, shit. Y'all better get on it. 52 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:33,028 Allura Grant. 53 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:37,032 Honey, I am so, so, so happy to hear from you. 54 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:39,534 Carr, sweetie. How are you? 55 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,828 Never mind me, how are you holding up, 56 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:43,664 you poor, discarded cum-rag? 57 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,584 So, you've heard. Well, the truth is, 58 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:50,337 I've been ready to end things for a little while now. 59 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:53,340 And this just saves me from having to dump his ass. 60 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,550 - But, hey, listen… - You need a lawyer. 61 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:58,095 The best one in town. 62 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,846 Well, you know me. 63 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:02,641 I'd do anything for you, except represent you. 64 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:06,228 Which I wouldn't do, even if I were penniless 65 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:08,105 and starving on a street corner, 66 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,815 forced to blow a priest with the chlamydia 67 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,317 for a bowl of refried beans. 68 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:15,904 Well, I just wanted to make sure there were no hard feelings. 69 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:17,322 Just wanted to… 70 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:19,491 To make sure you conflicted me out 71 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:22,035 so your soon-to-be ex couldn't hire me? 72 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:23,745 Well, tough break, bitch. 73 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:25,789 Guess who's here with me right now. 74 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:31,169 Chase, say bye-bye to your future ex-wife while she can still 75 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:34,381 afford the rent for that overpriced office she'll be having to give up. 76 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:35,924 Bye-bye! 77 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,760 Oh, and Allura… 78 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,555 if you had called me first, 79 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,807 I would have been so touched. 80 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,308 I wouldn't have helped you, 81 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:48,270 but I might not have wanted to destroy you 82 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,188 as badly as I do now. 83 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,566 See you in court, cunt burger. 84 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,488 Let's light her on fire. 85 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:06,538 Deandra Barber? Allura Grant, welcome. 86 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:07,664 Liberty Ronson. 87 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,125 And I am Emerald Green. You doing okay? 88 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,376 Uh… 89 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:12,961 I'm sorry for, you know, 90 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,921 all the scheduling and rescheduling. 91 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,923 I'm probably wasting your time. 92 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:18,675 It's been a lot. 93 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,177 Take a deep breath. 94 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,180 Now tell us your story. 95 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:28,351 Did you know if you condense polyethylene terephthalate 96 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:31,062 with carbon nano-tubing, you can create a polymer 97 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,940 that's twice as strong as reinforced steel 98 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:36,443 and over 800% lighter. 99 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:41,031 Yeah, well, nobody else did either, but I did. 100 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,534 Arthur didn't know anything about chemistry. 101 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:46,870 He knew business, strategy. 102 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,288 What? 103 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:49,790 - You're telling me it worked? - Yes! 104 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:52,000 - Oh, my God, yes, yes! - It worked. 105 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,839 He also knew how to do things with his fingers 106 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,550 that would make Itzhak Perlman jealous. 107 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:01,968 Okay. 108 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,262 Excuse me. 109 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:05,806 DuraLite took off. 110 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:09,643 Revolutionized construction and manufacturing. 111 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:12,062 Arthur wanted more, so we did. 112 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,523 Nine companies in total we started together. 113 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:18,401 I was the product, he was the business. 114 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:20,904 It was all easy. 115 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,573 Even when we divorced, it was the same. 116 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,075 It was too easy. 117 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,409 As it turns out, 118 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:29,538 the companies Arthur so generously gave me 119 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:33,542 all were drowning in unpaid payroll taxes, penalties, 120 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,961 interest, all going back decades. 121 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:40,131 What's more, in the formation documents, 122 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:43,385 he listed me as key officer. 123 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:46,888 So all tax documents are in my name. 124 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,598 He'd been doing this since day one. 125 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:52,561 I owe so many people. Kind people, people I love. 126 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:55,480 I mean, what do… what do I do? What-what do I give them? 127 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,941 He had you marked in a very long con. 128 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,068 These documents from discovery? 129 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:03,029 Girl, these are fake as a Canal Street Birkin. 130 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,156 We could pursue Innocent Spouse Relief 131 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,575 through the IRS, 132 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,076 file civil suits, 133 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:10,495 transfer liability back to Arthur, but… 134 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,207 On paper, you appear complicit. 135 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:15,458 That part. 136 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,545 I trusted him. 137 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:22,090 Look, we can go up against any law firm in the country, 138 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:24,593 but the IRS, 139 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:26,887 y'all know that's a lengthy war. 140 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:34,644 So this will never be over? 141 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:45,447 Can I, um, go vape? 142 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:47,782 - Of course. - Sure. 143 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:04,215 So? 144 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:08,470 it's our product, but… 145 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,180 I am not feeling it right now. 146 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,473 Chapter Seven? 147 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:13,266 Offer in Compromise? 148 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,060 That's not what this is about for her. 149 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,853 And that's not gonna get those employees 150 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:18,063 paid what they're owed! 151 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:19,856 I mean, you see how guilty she… 152 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,149 Oh, shit! 153 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:23,109 Oh, my God! No! 154 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,574 Jesus Christ. 155 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,795 So she just… jumped. 156 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:45,423 She thought she had no more options left. 157 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:48,134 And she couldn't stand another minute. 158 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:50,762 She trusted him. 159 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:53,932 Being betrayed by a man has a specific smell. 160 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:55,934 - Mm. - Women, we gotta… 161 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:58,603 we gotta recognize that shit. 162 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:02,107 Well, I didn't smell a thing. How am I any different than her? 163 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:05,652 Because you, my darling, you have resources. 164 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,153 And us. 165 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,698 Yes. And we are gonna get payback for you. 166 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:10,949 And her, too. 167 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:13,410 We are gonna make sure that her employees 168 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,745 and their families are well taken care of. 169 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,832 Dina, the whole idea of getting you on this plane 170 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:21,543 was really just to get you away from everything 171 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:25,046 and give you a break from all the caretaking and worrying. 172 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,006 Dina, how is Dougie? 173 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,015 There are good days and bad days. 174 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,435 The treatments are really tough. 175 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:43,898 And it just kills me to see him so diminished. 176 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:48,028 You know, and th-the times when he's in pain 177 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,779 is just the worst. 178 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:55,201 He was always the strongest, most vital person 179 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:56,411 that I've ever known. 180 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,997 Oh, my God, how we used to laugh. 181 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:02,167 But there are not a lot of laughs these days. 182 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,293 It's, um… 183 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:09,132 It's been really, really hard. 184 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:10,759 I'm sorry. 185 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,219 I was determined that I wouldn't do this today. 186 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,180 I got you. Here, here, here. 187 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,308 Okay? Blow first, cuddle second. 188 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,935 Don't feel bad. I cry on planes all the time. 189 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,687 - Me too. - Me three. 190 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:24,856 - Yeah. - Okay? But not on this plane. 191 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:27,901 The food and the company is too damn good. 192 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:31,112 Girl, we are flying through rare air. 193 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,531 - Okay? We want you to have a good time. - Yeah. 194 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,909 Here, find something to bid on. 195 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:39,204 Well, you know, 196 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,539 Ms. Baskin does have one piece 197 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,708 that I really, really like. 198 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:46,252 It's that pair of JAR 199 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,255 tourmaline and diamond camellia brooches. 200 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:52,092 Dougie tried to get them for me years ago 201 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:53,718 when they were for sale at Sotheby's, 202 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:55,303 and her husband beat him. 203 00:09:58,306 --> 00:09:59,682 - Uh… - What? 204 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,684 Oh, um, snacks. 205 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,896 What? 206 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:08,983 Well, it's just that we all sort of wanted that one. 207 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:12,153 Well, you're welcome to bid against me, my little chickees. 208 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,072 The more the merrier. 209 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,907 Maybe we should rock, paper, scissors. 210 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:18,952 - Since Dr. Reggie is gonna be in town… - Oh, stop. 211 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,121 …maybe we could let him referee. 212 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:22,539 Please. 213 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,873 What's he doing in New York? 214 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,416 He's just doing some business. 215 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,043 He's got a lecture at The Rockefeller, 216 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,713 and then he has to go on Colbert to talk about his new book. 217 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:34,926 You know, not all guys are like your client's ex, or Chase. 218 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:39,347 There are some good guys out there, like my guy. 219 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:41,015 Cheers to that. 220 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,267 - To your guy. - Cheers 221 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,393 - to that. - To my guy. 222 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,270 - To good guys! Yeah. - Cheers to that. 223 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,814 - To the good guys. - To the good guys. 224 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,358 - Mm. - To the good guys between my thighs! 225 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,364 I love it. 226 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,001 And this… Oh, there's Sheila. 227 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:12,005 This is quite the cheering section you brought. 228 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,966 What can I say? Girls just wanna have fun. 229 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,012 - Oh, hello. How are you? - Hello. Nice to meet you. 230 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,848 - Hello. Sheila. - Allura. Oh! 231 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:23,975 You're gonna have a very good day today. 232 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:26,686 Oh, it's so good to see you, baby. 233 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,938 And Ms. Standish! 234 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,065 - You are a goddess. - No, no. 235 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,984 Hello. Lovely to meet you. 236 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,319 Likewise. 237 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,655 Let's go fuck this cocksucker. 238 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:40,700 Now that is a woman after my own heart. 239 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,703 I love it. 240 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,207 Mayor McHead Cheese. 241 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,709 Diane Sawyer. Lola Falana. 242 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,170 George Washington. 243 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,924 Good day. See you in there. 244 00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:00,053 God. Who the fuck is that? 245 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,888 Wednesday Addams. 246 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:10,605 We are at 670. 247 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,815 Going, going, 248 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,651 and… gone. 249 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,653 Congratulations, Paddle Number 49. 250 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,112 Well above estimate. 251 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,990 Market's having a day. You're going to do well. 252 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,743 You know what a girl's best friend is? 253 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,913 Not diamonds, her lawyers. 254 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,915 Next up, one of the pieces 255 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,000 we've been hugely anticipating, 256 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:35,004 an exquisite vintage Verdura flower brooch 257 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,632 with elements of aquamarine, 258 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,635 pink topaz, emerald, diamond, and platinum. 259 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:44,305 From the trove being auctioned today courtesy 260 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:49,102 of the fabulous, and singular, Sheila Baskin. 261 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:59,696 Why don't we start things off at an unrealistically low 262 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,406 quarter of a million dollars. 263 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:06,035 Three-fifty? Three-seventy-five? 264 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,788 At four. Four? 265 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,083 Ah, 400,000 from our newest bidder. 266 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:17,672 Ah, 425. Do I have 450? Four-fifty. 267 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:22,135 Four-seventy-five? Four-seventy-five. 268 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:26,222 $500,000 and I'm not going to fucking stop. 269 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,059 Uh, $500,000. 270 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:33,187 Going, going, and… 271 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:34,605 …gone. 272 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:39,902 Carr! 273 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:45,491 Congratulations on your great victory in there. 274 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,619 You have such exquisite taste. 275 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:52,248 - Mine. - Oh, Dina Standish, you old plow horse. 276 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,292 I thought for sure they would've shipped you off 277 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,044 to the glue factory by now. 278 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,047 What a thrill it was beating you in there, 279 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,590 full on shakes and shimmies. 280 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,300 Might've been the fuck of my life. 281 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:05,094 And the one thing I will always regret 282 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,221 is that I never got to give it to you in court. 283 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,766 Well, you might yet. 284 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:14,312 Oh? Oh. 285 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:18,566 You didn't hear. Allura is my client now. 286 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:25,281 Oh, hon. Haven't you tasted enough defeat? 287 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:30,411 I mean, the fact is, you are not capable of lawyering anymore. 288 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,914 You have forgotten how to do it. 289 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:37,043 It is so sad when the mind starts to go. 290 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:42,006 Carr, do you ever think how much happier we'd all be 291 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,716 if your mother swallowed? 292 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,441 Time for some alcohol. 293 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,826 You threw that auction, didn't you? 294 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,331 - Dina. - I know. 295 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,334 - Oliver. - Hello. 296 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,460 Hi. 297 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,630 So, how did you know that I threw the auction? 298 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,008 Well, you knew that horrid lady 299 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,010 was going to buy the JAR brooch no matter what. 300 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:32,140 So you escalated your bid to a price that would hurt 301 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,307 and backed off. 302 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,434 You understand buyers. 303 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,895 Well, I had four sisters, 304 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,398 three stepmothers, and a handful of nieces. 305 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,068 I'm good at women. 306 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,612 Or so I'm told. 307 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:51,325 And I've been a fan of yours for some time. 308 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:52,952 Oh, uh. 309 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:54,745 Can I buy you another round? 310 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,166 I'm married. 311 00:15:58,916 --> 00:15:59,959 I know. 312 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:04,547 I also know that you're only in town for one night. 313 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,927 Room 344. 314 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,185 - Cheers. - Cheers. 315 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,065 - Reggie? - Mm-hmm? 316 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,401 I thought this was gonna be a simple night out. 317 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,111 It's our two-year anniversary. 318 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:30,114 Where did you want to go, Mr. Taka Ramen or… 319 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,866 - No! - 'Cause we can cancel this. 320 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,784 - Can we get the check, please? - No, I know. It's sweet. 321 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,120 I love it. It's just we agreed to go slow. 322 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,039 I was just talking about this with the girls. 323 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,540 This-this is my version of slow. 324 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:40,833 If I was going any slower, 325 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,418 they'd have to check me for a pulse. 326 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,711 Shut up. 327 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,713 No, really, I'm almost dead as it is. 328 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,381 Here, this is something 329 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,467 - I've been waiting for. - Uh… 330 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,179 Okay, what is that? 331 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,515 It's my new regimen. I'm launching it next month. 332 00:16:56,599 --> 00:17:00,478 Contains BioVin, from whole red wine grapes 333 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,188 grown in Southern France. 334 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,149 I love it. 335 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,359 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 336 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,236 Liberty. 337 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,155 Mm, babe. 338 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:14,242 - I love you. - I love you, too. 339 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,911 And I'm going to guzzle these. 340 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,455 One at a time. Go easy, now. 341 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,791 Thank you. You're a genius. 342 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,127 But you had me nervous when you reached for your pocket. 343 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:26,837 God. 344 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,841 - Mm. - A little, uh, early dessert. 345 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,927 They're trying to get us out of here. 346 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,311 J… 347 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,317 I thought you said we were going to take it slow. 348 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,111 Take it… slow. 349 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,779 J… 350 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,447 Just try it on. 351 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,201 It suits you. 352 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,540 Just… Just… Just bef… Wait. 353 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,964 I, um… 354 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:17,096 - Liberty Regina Ronson… - Stop. 355 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,348 I-I knew we should have gone for ramen. 356 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,559 I want to spend the rest of my life with you, 357 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,354 respecting you, supporting you, 358 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,607 making love to you, 359 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,817 having hot sex with you. 360 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,736 I… 361 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,821 Will you marry me? 362 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,035 Reggie… 363 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:42,580 Uh… 364 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,207 I-I… Can you give me one minute, darling? 365 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,669 Let me… I'll be right back. Just a sec. 366 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,936 When you ran out, did you actually say the words, 367 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,480 "No, I won't marry you"? 368 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:11,776 But you didn't say yes either. So what's stopping you? 369 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,319 I don't know. 370 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:17,239 Reggie doesn't want me now anyway, and that's okay. 371 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,243 I'm happy to be flying solo in my 50s, 372 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:25,706 enjoying my life, my work, my friends. 373 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,083 He'll come back. 374 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,044 He knows that in your heart, you're a romantic. 375 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,546 You are. You're the romantic. 376 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,800 How'd you do it? How did you know 377 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,594 that Douglas was the one to marry? 378 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,305 What's wrong? 379 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,187 We haven't had sex in three years. 380 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,730 - What? - What? 381 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:50,815 Oh. 382 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,025 We were so good. 383 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:57,530 But since the cancer and the cancer's return, 384 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,865 and then last night with the auctioneer. 385 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,575 Wait, Oliver? 386 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,998 You know when you meet somebody 387 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:12,753 and you're quivering all over with it like you're a teenager. 388 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,717 - Hello again. - Hello. 389 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,176 Oh, God, that's how I felt. 390 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:20,970 Come in. 391 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,187 Mm. I miss it. 392 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,441 I've never. 393 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,527 Not once on my husband. 394 00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:44,618 But Doug would be absolutely devastated. 395 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,376 I'm sorry. 396 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,923 It's not fair to him. 397 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,552 It's just not. And I'll, I'll be fine. 398 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:05,473 It's, uh… Nobody ever died of friskiness. 399 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,725 No, no. Actually, they have. 400 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,769 No, I'm okay. 401 00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:12,396 I'm okay. And… 402 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,358 I've decided to tell him about it. 403 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,444 Wait, what? Why? 404 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,654 Y-you… You didn't even do anything. 405 00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:24,492 Oh, I went to Oliver's room, and I let him kiss me. 406 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,036 So you made a mistake and course corrected. 407 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,497 What happened made me realize that there are a lot of things 408 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:30,956 I've been sitting on, 409 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,334 and I want to talk to Doug about it. 410 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,921 So maybe what happened was, you know, was a good thing. 411 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:42,301 Because honesty is a part of true intimacy. 412 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:46,847 Oh, don't you think, Allura? 413 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,350 I-I do. 414 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:58,025 Oh. That's my cue to spill the beans? 415 00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,527 - Mm. - What? 416 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:01,320 Look, we didn't want to say anything 417 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:02,863 till we were on the way back. 418 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,114 We didn't want to upset you. 419 00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:05,658 Tell me what. 420 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,953 You know I have been investigating Chase 421 00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,913 and all of his shenanigans. 422 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:12,957 I found out something. 423 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:15,751 You're not gonna like it. 424 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,255 Pin your wig down, Allura, 425 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,215 because this might blow it back. 426 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,927 The Christie's auctioneer? 427 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:26,637 Yeah. 428 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,973 Weren't we in the room four years ago 429 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:32,226 when we got Mike Nichols' Balthus? 430 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,312 Very handsome. 431 00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,897 The auctioneer, not Mike. 432 00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:38,899 Although, Christ, did I love him. 433 00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:41,861 Dougie, I went to the guy's room. 434 00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:47,741 I didn't sleep with him, but I… I kissed him. 435 00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:50,119 Honey, it's okay. 436 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,370 It didn't feel okay. 437 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:52,454 - You wanted him. - No! 438 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:53,539 You wanted something. 439 00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,165 I wanted you. 440 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:59,461 I love you. You are the love of my life. 441 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,342 Hey… 442 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,139 I didn't picture shrinking, you know? 443 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:14,685 Everything was all about being seen, taking up space. 444 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:20,190 I never pictured being like this. 445 00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:23,694 So… 446 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,740 So try to picture something different. 447 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,533 What? 448 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,161 Um… 449 00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:38,167 picture the big, wonderful life you've given me. 450 00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:43,380 Picture the connection that we always had. 451 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:47,343 Catching each other's eye across the room, 452 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:51,639 usually over the shoulder of some really boring person. 453 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:57,895 Picture everything around us melting away. 454 00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:02,816 The intimacy, so strong, so sexy. 455 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:06,820 Everything. We're knowing everything about each other's body, 456 00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:09,031 just knowing what we loved. 457 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:14,954 Dougie… you were a magician. 458 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,500 I still am. 459 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:31,387 So, forensics came back. 460 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,223 Turns out Arthur didn't forge Dee's signature. 461 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,058 She signed everything willingly. 462 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,310 He gave her five companies in the divorce, 463 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:41,105 the papers of which she also signed willingly, 464 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,565 and under the advice of counsel. 465 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,985 - Mm. - Companies he embezzled from, 466 00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:51,115 used payroll tax money from to cover his tracks, I assume. 467 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:53,993 Was she that blinded by love? 468 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:57,204 Are we all that willing to surrender and be… 469 00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,789 - Human? - Stupid! 470 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,000 - Oh, don't make this about yourself. - Well… 471 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:04,253 Tell me it doesn't give you pause about any relationship ever. 472 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,046 What choices does that leave, then? 473 00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,423 Don't love? 474 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:11,135 Don't enter into relationships with sweet doctors 475 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:12,344 who want to marry us? 476 00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:13,679 Because what if? 477 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:15,222 But what if? 478 00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:17,307 Well, what if you're one of the lucky ones? 479 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:20,102 What if you've gone through all these shitty men 480 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,437 to get to Reggie? 481 00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:24,565 Are you really ready to let him go? 482 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:28,110 I thought you were here for Allura's divorce. 483 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,070 Why are we even talking about Dee's case? 484 00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:32,322 You are enjoying this, aren't you? 485 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:33,949 Yes, I like this job. 486 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:36,326 And so, while I'm waiting for my meeting, 487 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:37,494 I'll sit in on yours. 488 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:41,707 - Where's Allura? - She's two minutes away. Why? 489 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,167 I had him followed. 490 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:45,627 - Chase? - Mm-hmm. 491 00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,463 He went to her house. 492 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,424 I pulled all the available street camera footage. 493 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:53,260 He's been going there a couple of times a week for months. 494 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:54,928 You're not gonna fucking believe this. 495 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,598 Slow down. Chase is going to whose house? 496 00:25:58,265 --> 00:25:59,391 Good question. 497 00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,728 Whose house has Chase been going to? 498 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:04,688 Huh? Well… 499 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:08,233 Come on. It can't be worse than your last bombshell 500 00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:12,696 about the three affairs with women between 19 and… 501 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:18,660 Jesus, what? You're scaring me. 502 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,080 Milan. 503 00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:24,708 Milan? He slept with Milan? 504 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:26,668 Wait, your-your receptionist? 505 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,838 What do you wanna do? You want us to have him killed? 506 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,507 I mean, I know people. 507 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,592 They can make it look like an accident. 508 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:38,055 What? You guys are my attorneys, confidentiality and all of that. 509 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:39,640 Just say the word. 510 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:40,933 No, I'm fine. 511 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,768 You are not fine. 512 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:45,479 - I'm fine. I'm… - In denial. Look at her. 513 00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:49,483 Y-y-you haven't screamed, you haven't thrown a fancy shoe. 514 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:53,112 On the plane, you were all calm and carryin' on. 515 00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:55,405 Mm-mm. I call bullshit. 516 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:58,534 - Emerald… - Allura, I call bullshit. 517 00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:01,745 Me too, Allura. When you going to get mad? 518 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:04,081 When are you going to twist off his scrotum 519 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:06,375 and feed it to him in small, raggedy pieces? 520 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,503 When are we doing revenge? 521 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:13,132 Wait. Revenge. That's it. 522 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:17,636 Legally, maybe you can't get restitution for Dee's workers. 523 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:21,515 But you can serve up some ice-cold revenge. 524 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:25,310 I've got an idea. Need to make a phone call. 525 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:28,146 Wait, Dina. You're not partner here. 526 00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:30,065 This isn't your actual case. 527 00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:31,567 Consider it a favor. 528 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,527 And you. 529 00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:37,573 Get mad, or you're not going to get through it. 530 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,741 You get hot. 531 00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:41,326 - Hear me? - Yes, Mother. 532 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:57,968 Alright, let's go. 533 00:27:58,051 --> 00:27:59,845 Yeah, yeah, run up, run up, run up. You got it. 534 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:02,556 Go right through it. You got him! You got him! 535 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,392 D! D! D! D! 536 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,352 Alright, let's get that quick shot. 537 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:08,520 Yo, he wants that shot. 538 00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:11,440 - I got ball. I got ball. - Yeah. 539 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,609 Alright. You ain't got it. You ain't got it. 540 00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:17,112 Oh, my God. Yo, yo, yo. 541 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,947 I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna be right back. 542 00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:24,369 - Hey. - Hey. 543 00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:26,038 Nice shot. 544 00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:34,588 I've, uh, left messages. 545 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,798 You weren't returning. 546 00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:39,009 You didn't have to come all the way down here, though. 547 00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:40,135 You know? 548 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:42,179 Could've left the ring at the office. 549 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:45,599 Can we go somewhere and talk? 550 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:48,226 This is the thing, Reg. 551 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:49,770 All day, every day, 552 00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:51,313 I'm fighting for these women 553 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:52,940 - who want out of their marriages. - Yeah. 554 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:55,525 I get it. And so, you catastrophize 555 00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:57,277 so vividly that you think, 556 00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:59,363 - well, that's us. Yeah, that's… - Well… 557 00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:01,865 - Makes sense. - They didn't think it was them. 558 00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:03,617 - Nobody thinks it's going to be them. - Yeah. 559 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:06,828 Of course. Look, I get it. I g… I… You know, I get it. 560 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:10,999 You don't have to, uh, explain yourself to me. 561 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,128 I do, though. 562 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:20,842 I don't wanna let what I do determine how I live. 563 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:24,513 What's happened to others or what's happened to me 564 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,140 in the past make me afraid to go after what I want. 565 00:29:27,808 --> 00:29:32,187 Because, honey… what I want is you. 566 00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:36,024 I don't know. 567 00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,195 Losing you once, that was bad. 568 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:44,992 It was bad, and I-I don't think I can do that again. Alright? 569 00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:47,828 I've, uh, got my own fears. It's not just you. 570 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:48,912 That's it. 571 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:51,581 We're all scared. 572 00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:57,671 But I love you… 573 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:02,592 and I don't want to let the fear 574 00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:06,596 of what could happen rob me of being with the man I love, 575 00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:10,308 the man I want to spend the rest of my life with. 576 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:19,317 So, uh… 577 00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,070 I thought we could try again. 578 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:29,119 Reginald Carlos Ramirez, will you please, 579 00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:30,829 please marry me? 580 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:39,880 Can I think about it? 581 00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:45,719 Yeah. Sure, I… 582 00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:48,638 I've thought about it. Yeah. 583 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:50,766 - What? - Yes. 584 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:15,582 Ezra, Elijah, and Egypt! 585 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,552 What? What? 586 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,348 I got the email from MIT. 587 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,937 Damn. Okay. 588 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:39,356 Alright. It's okay. Shoo. 589 00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:42,025 Shoo. Get out the way. I got it. Baby, listen. 590 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:45,821 I told you not to expect early admissions from MIT. 591 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,239 Nah, forget it. 592 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:48,740 I'm not applying to no regular admissions. 593 00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:49,991 The hell you not. 594 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:51,952 I don't raise quitters. Do I raise quitters? 595 00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:53,829 - No, ma'am. You didn't even let me quit… - No, you don't… 596 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:55,122 - Shut up. - Yes, ma'am. 597 00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:56,665 - Mm-hmm. - Listen, 598 00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:58,416 you got this. 599 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,503 I'm not applying to no regular admissions. 600 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:06,466 And I said you are, and, little boy, you best take 601 00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:08,552 that bass out your throat when you're talkin' to me. 602 00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:10,262 You understand me? 603 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,430 I said, do you understand me? 604 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:15,809 I'm not applying because… 605 00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:21,481 - they're giving me a full ride. - Hey! 606 00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:23,066 - Hey, surprise! - Aah! 607 00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:24,860 - Got 'em! - Boy! 608 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,154 - 'Bout to slap the Black off of you. - Three for three! 609 00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:29,156 - I'ma get y'all, too! - Three for three! 610 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:30,824 Three for three! Three for three! 611 00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:38,456 - Woo! - Oh, I love you! 612 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:39,791 - I'm so proud! - Thank you, Ma. 613 00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:45,422 And let me just tell y'all, do not scare me like that again. 614 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:47,340 I brought all three of y'all in this world, 615 00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:49,342 - and you know the rest. - You can take us out. 616 00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:51,428 - I can take you out. Cheers to that. - Cheers. 617 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:53,263 - And everything we are, we owe to you. - Mm. 618 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,848 - Yeah. - Well, I mean, where would you be 619 00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:58,643 if Mama hadn't got a sperm donor with an IQ of 140? 620 00:32:58,727 --> 00:32:59,895 - You always do that. - I did that. 621 00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:01,938 Oh, so, so that's all there is to it, huh? 622 00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:03,481 - Well… - Mama, no. 623 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:07,319 I know y'all remember when she decided to coach Little League 624 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:09,613 so she could prove we don't need no daddy to do it. 625 00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:11,072 And you didn't. 626 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:13,158 Come on! 627 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:15,744 That was off the plate! Are you blind? 628 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:18,079 Or that time that you went off on Mr. Connelly 629 00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:20,248 because he told you that my penmanship 630 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,333 wasn't good enough for me to be 631 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:22,709 in Honors English. 632 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:24,961 Excuse me, I need to talk to you. 633 00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:28,506 My child told me that you are gonna mess up his GPA 634 00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:30,467 because you don't like his penmanship? 635 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:32,677 Who gives a shit about penmanship? 636 00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:35,055 Look at this. Make it make sense. 637 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,390 Make it make sense. 638 00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:41,686 Or, or remember when all three of us was sick 639 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:42,938 and you used to sing us to sleep. 640 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:44,689 - Mm. - Yeah. 641 00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:05,794 Love you. 642 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:48,712 What a lovely collection, Mr. McPherson, and the Ghia. 643 00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:50,255 I mean, singular even. 644 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:53,091 - Oh, yeah, it was owned by Rita Hayworth. - Oh. 645 00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:55,969 Thank you. I'm donating all of them. 646 00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:57,637 Oh, I think that's wise. 647 00:34:57,721 --> 00:34:58,888 I find that the older I get, 648 00:34:58,972 --> 00:35:00,432 - the less I need. - Mm. 649 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:04,853 I just donated rather significant couture to the Met. 650 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,438 I feel so much lighter. 651 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:09,649 Well, I'm actually trying to, 652 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:11,318 uh, make room for more. 653 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:12,694 Oh? 654 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,195 I haven't had the pleasure. You are? 655 00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:17,198 Oh, I'm sorry. Dina Standish. 656 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:19,534 Ah, yes. The attorney. 657 00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:23,913 I know your husband. I'm sorry. I heard he's not well. 658 00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:26,875 Thank you. And I'm sorry to hear about your ex-wife. 659 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:31,504 May I… May I have a moment? 660 00:35:33,048 --> 00:35:36,259 - For? - A very brief lesson in the niceties 661 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,763 of the Uniform Fraudulent Transfer Act. 662 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,122 I'll be succinct. 663 00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:09,668 Your ex-wife came to my firm before leaping to her death, 664 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,754 seeking redress for how you screwed her 665 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,590 by laying off your debt without her knowledge. 666 00:36:16,758 --> 00:36:18,677 She had signed all the right documents, 667 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,221 but she didn't know what she signed 668 00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:23,390 because you buried her in paperwork. 669 00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:25,433 This I can prove. 670 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:29,854 You left a path longer and wider than your jet. 671 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:34,109 - Yeah, I'm not sure I'm… - I said I'd be succinct. 672 00:36:35,235 --> 00:36:37,737 You gave away assets to avoid paying debts. 673 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:41,157 I already have enough evidence to put you away for five years. 674 00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:44,285 And any decent forensic accountant will be able 675 00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:46,996 to find enough to put you away for an additional five. 676 00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:51,209 What's the ask? 677 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:54,546 Rehire the employees that were let go, 678 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,633 replenish their profit-sharing plans 679 00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:01,511 and her shares of the firm 680 00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:03,972 go to her sister and her parents. 681 00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:10,145 I look forward to hearing from you. 682 00:38:08,995 --> 00:38:10,747 Allura, what the fuck are you doing? 683 00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:12,499 Stop! 684 00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:44,906 Last March, on the 14th, 685 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:47,367 at 5:55 p.m. 686 00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:50,453 is when it all started. 687 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:55,875 You don't forget the moment your life changes. 688 00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:58,002 Whenever I came home 689 00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:00,380 and the flowers, 690 00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:01,965 oh, the flowers. 691 00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:05,009 You would have thought somebody died. 692 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:08,805 And then the gifts kept coming. 693 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:13,268 And there was a set of keys to this home. 694 00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:18,982 Allura, I worship you, and I need you to know that. 695 00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:21,192 So you did this because you want to be me? 696 00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:23,736 Everybody wants to be you. 697 00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:27,198 Okay. Be Allura, then. 698 00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:29,450 You worked for her for three years, 699 00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:31,119 you know all her secrets, 700 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:34,372 when she gets her period, what kind of tampons she uses. 701 00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:38,209 And now, you've slept with her man. 702 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:42,589 So what would she do in this situation? 703 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:46,259 You'd ask questions until you got to the center of it. 704 00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:48,678 Very good. What's the first question? 705 00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:51,097 Why? Everywhere I turn, 706 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:54,726 everywhere I look in that office every single day, 707 00:39:55,643 --> 00:40:00,023 I see nothing but private flights and designer fittings 708 00:40:00,106 --> 00:40:03,026 and Cartier and Prada and London and Paris. 709 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:05,194 I have it all. I know that. 710 00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:09,699 But how can it be enough when you are everywhere 711 00:40:09,782 --> 00:40:11,784 and you make it look so effortless? 712 00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:13,036 So it's my fault. 713 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:15,580 Do I look like a moth to you? Hell no. 714 00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,749 I'm a motherfucking butterfly, and I know this. 715 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:22,420 But where's my place when I'm constantly circling your porch light? 716 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:25,006 - He gave me a portal into it. - And what does it look like? 717 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:27,550 Tell me, what does that portal look like? 718 00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:29,218 Afternoons, at first, 719 00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:32,388 and then a helicopter ride to a private island, 720 00:40:33,056 --> 00:40:36,309 sushi on a beach prepared by a five-star Michelin chef. 721 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:39,395 That experience is not custom-tailored. 722 00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:43,274 It's mass-produced. One size fits all. 723 00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:46,444 Sold to dozens of naive women, apparently. 724 00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:51,824 Allura, I'm… I'm so sorry. 725 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:53,743 So, that's it? 726 00:40:54,494 --> 00:40:56,871 An apology? You're sorry? 727 00:40:57,455 --> 00:41:00,375 What's at the center of it? Ask the question. 728 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,379 Question? 729 00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:10,051 Is it his? 730 00:41:12,428 --> 00:41:13,680 And the answer is… 731 00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:23,147 Yes, it is. 732 00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:28,653 I'm so, so sorry.