1 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:09,176 Oh, I am getting revenge. 2 00:00:09,468 --> 00:00:11,428 Living well is the best revenge, 3 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:15,057 but on the path to living well, looking great matters, too. 4 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,141 Mm-hmm. 5 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:19,228 I didn't make the rules, but there you are. 6 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:22,731 So the other day, I did this new miracle laser 7 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:25,859 that makes the tiniest microscopic holes in the skin 8 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:27,527 that stimulate collagen. 9 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,821 There's also the most wonderful 10 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:33,700 new long-lasting filler formulated from salmon sperm. 11 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:37,287 And then, there is this new Czech machine that stimulates 12 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:40,707 20,000 supra-maximal muscle contractions. 13 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:43,627 It's like doing 20,000 crunches or squats. 14 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,295 But the best thing I did… 15 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:46,380 You ready for this? 16 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:47,464 Oh, Lord. Are we? 17 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,800 I did vaginal PRP. 18 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,301 - Vaginal? - What's that? 19 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:52,928 - Someone's in your vagina? - What is that? 20 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:54,638 They take your blood, they spin it, 21 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,723 and then they get the stem cells and you get 22 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:59,559 all these tiny little pricks in and around your vagina. 23 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:01,478 - Oh. Uh-uh. - Oh. 24 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:04,731 No, thank you. I don't want any tiny pricks. 25 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:07,651 No tiny pricks for Miss Emerald over there. 26 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,028 No little pricks near my vajayjay. No, thank you. 27 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:11,405 Just give me the big one. 28 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,366 But wait, does it hurt? 29 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:16,702 Yeah, a little bit, but they numb you up. 30 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,829 But afterwards, I swear to God, 31 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:23,041 you have the most smooth, plump… 32 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:26,169 - Somebody has a revenge vagina. - …perfection. 33 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:27,504 That's revenge, right there. 34 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:28,839 I love it. I'm here for it. 35 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,508 But let me tell you, being a single mother, 36 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,969 my self-care game is way different. 37 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:38,140 I have recently become a devotee of a company 38 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,225 called Hands of Fury. 39 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:42,019 Now it's getting good. 40 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:46,648 This is a company that specializes in pamper parties. 41 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:48,650 - For a party of one. - Oh! 42 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,152 And they're gorgeous. 43 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:52,362 They're like chocolate nesting dolls. 44 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,197 Each one is cuter than the next. 45 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,282 - They come out… - Tell me more. 46 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,825 - Yes. - Same! 47 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:59,578 So they show up just looking like a gorgeous gang. 48 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:02,039 Rub you down with this wonderful oil. 49 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,957 Hit all the kibbles and all the bits. 50 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,543 How does this pressure feel? Am I hitting the sweet spot? 51 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:07,794 You know it. 52 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:09,713 And then they make you a custom cocktail. 53 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:10,797 Cocktail? 54 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,382 Don't put the emphasis on the "cock." 55 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,717 - I see you. - Cocktail! 56 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,136 You're doin' too much. You're doin' too much. 57 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:20,098 And after they all leave, I go to my favorite drawer. 58 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:21,892 Everything in there takes a battery. 59 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,853 Alright? So I pick my partner for the night. 60 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:28,940 And then I get ready to take flight on a solo mission. 61 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:32,277 - Oh, sounds like heaven. - Mm! Mm-mm-mm-mm. 62 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:33,695 - Hoo! - Have we lost you? 63 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,447 Yes, I'm back. I'm back. 64 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:39,201 Is it naive to ask what about your inner life? 65 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:42,037 Inner life? You mean like your soul? 66 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,622 - Yeah. - She's right. 67 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:46,208 The exterior only reflects the interior. 68 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:49,127 That's Doctor Vaarshny's philosophy anyway. 69 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:52,255 He's this amazing doctor Reggie connected me with 70 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,091 and easy on the eyes. 71 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,093 Um, and he gives you this IV. 72 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,344 It's a coenzyme 73 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,096 - that just somehow regenerates… - NAD. 74 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,806 NAD, that's it! Have you heard of it? 75 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:01,932 - I've done it. - You've done it! 76 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,475 Of course, you've done it. You've done it all. 77 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:08,522 But menopause is one of the great triggers of inflammation, 78 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,232 and so you need to do these treatments 79 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,067 just to drain the lymphatics. 80 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:16,113 All this effort to fight time. 81 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,864 It's lonely work. 82 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,283 Aren't there days you long to lie in a hammock 83 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,993 reading Jane Austen? 84 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:23,453 No. 85 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:26,748 Will Jane Austen really help you adjust to aging 86 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:28,625 and gravity and public opinion? 87 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:29,918 Come on, Dina. 88 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,587 So I'm going to tell you a story, 89 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:36,049 because one day you're going to be where I am today. 90 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:39,469 I went to the bathroom here and I went by a mirror, 91 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,305 and I thought I saw an older woman. 92 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:46,935 So I went back to the mirror and I realized that it was me. 93 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:51,148 Uh, it was my reflection, and I didn't recognize it 94 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:55,777 because inside I feel like I'm 35. 95 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,654 - Aw. - But outside… 96 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,073 Dina, stop. You look fantastic. 97 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:02,409 - You look amazing. - Gorgeous. 98 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:04,035 Okay, so I'll say this. 99 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,371 Would I love a tuck here and there 100 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:09,249 to make my outside match my inside? 101 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,501 - Wouldn't we all? - Not my priority right now 102 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:12,752 with all that Dougie's going through. 103 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:15,255 - But, you know, maybe in the future, sure. - Right. 104 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:19,050 Then I ask myself, "Where does it stop?" 105 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:20,177 - Mm. - Mm. 106 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:26,266 After my breasts or my stomach or my arms or my elbows? 107 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:28,769 - They have a thing for that. - Stop! Come on. 108 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,270 Seriously, I've done it. 109 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:32,606 Okay. Let me say this. 110 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:36,318 Whatever it is that you feel like you need to do 111 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,987 to make yourself feel better, do that shit. 112 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,614 Yeah. On board. 113 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,701 Do you want to know my secret for staying young? 114 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:45,827 - Tell it. - Tell us. 115 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,954 - We're dying for it. - Keeping up with all of you. 116 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,331 Aw! 117 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:50,540 I love you. 118 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,292 Aw, we love you, too. 119 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,543 - I love you. - Oops. 120 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,378 Okay, ladies. Our three o'clock is here. 121 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:56,463 - Oh, God. - Mm. 122 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,757 - Here we go. - I wish I had taken notes. 123 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,394 We'd been married almost three years. 124 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:14,648 I knew he had had one affair, probably more. 125 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,443 So when he had told me to get plastic surgery, 126 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:19,986 I couldn't say no. 127 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,030 My marriage was at stake. 128 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,741 Oh, this is not your fault. 129 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,201 You have nothing to be ashamed of. 130 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:29,287 Can you walk us back, Lee-Ann? Tell us how you guys met. 131 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:41,383 I saw him live at Jacobs Park in San Diego. 132 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:45,637 My girlfriend and I scored two tickets, third row center. 133 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:47,472 Whoo! 134 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:50,725 I felt like God had finally noticed me. 135 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,980 We had this electric current between the two of us. 136 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:58,817 I had never known that kind of abandon, 137 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,986 that raw passion. 138 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:04,030 We just had this hunger for each other. 139 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,951 It wasn't just about the sex. 140 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:10,829 We had a spiritual connection. 141 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:13,081 It really was a fairy tale. 142 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:15,500 Until it turned. 143 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,169 What happened next? 144 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:23,675 Take your time. 145 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:31,224 I was about to turn the big 4-0. 146 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,275 Fuck. 147 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:47,616 You know what I love most? When you suck my dick. 148 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,039 I don't have to look at your fucking face. 149 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,206 Look at it! 150 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,250 I have to close my eyes and pretend 151 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,628 you're still the same hot piece of ass I married. 152 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:03,381 If you cared about me, you'd do something about this, 153 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,175 and I wouldn't have to ask. 154 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,093 Then I wouldn't have to get my rocks off 155 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,804 with all the goddamn groupies all the time 156 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:12,515 instead of coming home and fucking my wife! 157 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,645 I knew there were others. 158 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,773 But, I mean, he was a rock star. 159 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,108 What did I expect? 160 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:28,615 I… I just thought I could keep him, I guess. 161 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,533 What the hell? 162 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:34,079 That man is a demon, and a smart one, 163 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,581 because he knows exactly what buttons to push 164 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:40,669 to make you feel like his fooling around is your fault. 165 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:41,920 It's not. 166 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:46,841 It was… I had… I had let myself go. 167 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:49,094 You know? My face. 168 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:51,763 Honey, it's called getting older. 169 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:55,308 I mean, is anyone asking him to get plastic surgery? 170 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:56,935 - I don't think so. - Right. 171 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:58,770 I mean, maybe it was my fault. 172 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:04,442 I-I knew that there were always hot young girls 173 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,027 at every one of his shows. 174 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,237 - Oh. - I figured, 175 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,489 "What was the harm in getting a little work done?" 176 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:15,203 But he insisted on everything: face, ass, tits. 177 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:16,746 You know, a whole new me. 178 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:19,082 He even had a doctor. 179 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:24,170 Some fan that he could tell to do anything he wanted. 180 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:26,881 Dr. Costa. 181 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:30,677 Matt Costa? The butcher of Beverly Hills? 182 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,054 No, I… Didn't he get his license revoked? 183 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:36,808 I feel so stupid. 184 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,977 I promise, we're going to get you what you deserve, 185 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,061 alright? 186 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,939 And we are going to make that man pay big. 187 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:45,400 Plus, we're going to sue the bejeezus 188 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,193 out of that hackety-hack Costa 189 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,154 and make sure that he never gets the chance 190 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:51,448 to fuck up another woman again, ever. 191 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,034 Thank you. 192 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,581 Uh, excuse me. 193 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,641 Triple espresso, half a cup of sugar. 194 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:23,313 If I remember correctly, that means you've got some bad news. 195 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:26,399 I hate breaking people's hearts. 196 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,743 Ugh. Damn. 197 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:41,748 We'll do it together. 198 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,876 I am so sorry, babe. 199 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:49,422 Maria Coulatis born Mark Coulatis? 200 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:52,050 Chase has been with a trans sex worker. 201 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,010 Ex-sex worker. 202 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:57,806 Now she's an assistant banquet manager at his stadium. 203 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,099 That's how they met. 204 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,642 Does Carr know any of this? 205 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:03,561 We don't think so. Chase has been careful. 206 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,814 How careful? A sex worker? 207 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:09,234 Ex-sex workers do have busy boxes, so… 208 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,152 I-I feel like I'm in a dream. 209 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,280 How is this even happening right now? 210 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,157 How… Am I that stupid? 211 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,450 No. 212 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,913 How did I not even have a clue? 213 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,248 Nothing. 214 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,667 He worshipped me. 215 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:30,380 He pretended to worship me. 216 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:32,715 Where is she? 217 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:37,011 In a condo in Playa Del Rey, a block from the beach. 218 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,721 - He bought it for her? - Mm-hmm. 219 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:42,517 Can't be love, 'cause he also bought that bitch a used Prius. 220 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,563 I thought I processed this. 221 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:53,528 I did everything. I-I went to the doctors' offices. I got polished. 222 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:56,281 I even thought the fangirls, the starfuckers, 223 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:57,448 whatever, but… 224 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,706 Will it ever be over? 225 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,963 I'm sorry. I need a minute. 226 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:37,447 Don't tell me you want me on another trial. 227 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,658 No, no more trials, Doug, since it's not just the prostate, 228 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:44,913 but… it's in the bones, and your liver. 229 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,710 - It's about being comfortable. - Comfortable? 230 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:58,176 So, pals and loved ones can come over and say goodbye? 231 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,304 Or do I have a couple of weekends in Santa Barbara? 232 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,348 A few more tennis matches? 233 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,683 Have you brought Dina up to date? 234 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:10,939 So, no to tennis. 235 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,408 You have to talk to her, Doug. 236 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,701 I know! 237 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,165 I know, I know, I know. 238 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,775 What do they mean by "type of sex"? 239 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,360 Like, adultery? 240 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,321 Vaginal, anal, oral. 241 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,205 Thank you for getting me this appointment. 242 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,833 This is not a girls' Botox party. 243 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,043 We're getting tested for STIs 244 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,672 because we fucked the same serial cheating sex addict. 245 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:21,259 These results matter to our health. But more importantly, to my case. 246 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:25,680 Dr. Ma doesn't have any openings for new patients until 2040, 247 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,348 so the fact that you're here with me 248 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,350 is strictly a matter of convenience. 249 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,728 I respect it. 250 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,147 But still, thank you. 251 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,277 I don't know how I couldn't see it. 252 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,405 There were so many red flags with Chase. 253 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,867 Very specific things that he learned from somewhere. 254 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,328 - And it wasn't from you. - Like what? 255 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,873 You don't even want to know. 256 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,542 But like what? 257 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,755 He never fucking made you wear a strap-on? 258 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,637 I'm already drowning in estrogen. 259 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,894 Alright, remember: stay calm, deep breath. 260 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,146 Here we go. 261 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,398 Can't you do this without me? 262 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:21,152 Be brave, girlfriend. You're our material evidence. 263 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,822 And once Dr. Roemher reverses Costa's hatchet job, 264 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,908 you'll be so much hotter than Zendaya. 265 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,952 Thank you. Right this way. 266 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:34,499 Whoa! Wasn't expecting the full trio. 267 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,625 That's right, Damien. 268 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:39,253 You got all the horsewomen of the apocalypse. Buckle up. 269 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,047 Hey, baby. 270 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:42,799 You're looking, uh… 271 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,301 good. 272 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,845 Well, Allura won't need backup 273 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:51,516 because we are prepared to be very, very generous. 274 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,520 Thirty million? My, my. 275 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:59,148 No need to make things more contentious than necessary. 276 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,985 Mm. Actually, we were thinking… 277 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,328 What? 278 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,039 No fuckin' way. 279 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,708 What'd I tell you? I talk, you sit. 280 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,211 This is insane. His assets are only worth… 281 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:23,339 A hundred and fifty million, five hundred forty-eight thousand, 282 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,800 three hundred fifty-six dollars 283 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,261 and thirty-two cents. 284 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,555 All of which we plan 285 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,766 to claw back from his offshore accounts in Dubai. 286 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,102 You've been a naughty boy. 287 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,896 You haven't paid Uncle Sam in years. 288 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,524 That's also a phone call that I'm prepared to make. 289 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,109 - You're insane. - Am I? 290 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,569 Even if that were true, 291 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,779 California law says she's only entitled to half. 292 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,365 Unless she can prove that her husband's conduct 293 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,868 amounted to cruelty and coercion, 294 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,538 entitling her to a much larger portion of those joint assets. 295 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:59,375 Due to the infliction of emotional or physical harm. 296 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,501 How about that? 297 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:01,711 This is extortion. 298 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,798 There's no way I'm paying $100 million 299 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,842 to that reptile-faced bat-winged motherfucker! 300 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,093 - I said shut up! - Hey! 301 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,178 Please. 302 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,055 Listen, if you guys have a problem 303 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,765 with Lee-Ann's plastic surgery, 304 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,726 I suggest you take it up with her surgeon. 305 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:20,354 We did. And he agreed to settle our claim against him 306 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,023 in exchange for his notes. 307 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:25,234 Dr. Costa records every initial intake 308 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,278 just in case of a malpractice suit, 309 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,071 of which we are one of many. 310 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:32,575 And according to those notes, which we have right here, 311 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:37,121 our client was seeking merely a lip augmentation 312 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,581 and a dermabrasion, I think. 313 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,917 And it was your client who insisted 314 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,213 she undergo a neck lift, cheek and lip augmentation, 315 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,423 jawline contouring, lipo filling, 316 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,508 soft tissue augmentation, and the list keeps… 317 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,427 You can't prove he forced her. 318 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,970 Maybe, maybe not. 319 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,847 But honestly, how do you really think 320 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,807 these optics are going to play in court? 321 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:59,310 We're also prepping a civil lawsuit, 322 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:03,314 which we can gently tease to Rolling Stone. 323 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:06,108 - Ah. - I mean, can't you just see the headlines? 324 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,611 "Broken Vows, Broken Face: 325 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:12,406 The Untold Story of a Rockstar's Cruelty." 326 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,289 We'll be back here this afternoon. 327 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:21,999 Let's go. 328 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:25,044 I had no idea you were such a greedy little bitch. 329 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,379 Oh, no. 330 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:29,215 That's our thing. We're the greedy bitches. 331 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,633 It's what we do best. 332 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,760 Bullshit. 333 00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:36,222 That is what you call sweet revenge. 334 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,277 Got a minute? 335 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,780 Milan and I are negative. I just got the news. 336 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,323 Oh, thank God. 337 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,201 Are you alright, my darling? 338 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,786 Relieved, yes. 339 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,539 But I don't want to cry, so speak. 340 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:05,751 I am going to meet with Carr alone today about your divorce. 341 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,045 You're afraid I'm going to be emotional. 342 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,173 Well, with the day I've had, you're not wrong. 343 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:14,010 Calm makes Carr anxious. 344 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,095 Stillness drives her crazy. 345 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,306 - Can you be still? - Will Chase be there? 346 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:21,225 No. I want this off the table. 347 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,935 I want this divorce done. 348 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,730 I want you to be able to get on with life. 349 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,107 No one need dine out on this. 350 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,609 Hurt them. 351 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,444 Which is why I don't want you there, 352 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,529 but, yes. 353 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,665 - Hi, may I… - Bore someone else with your directions. 354 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,042 I know where I'm going. 355 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,898 A million dollars a month. 356 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,025 That's what we want. 357 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,152 Make it rain. 358 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,156 Carr, I'm not in the business 359 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:20,868 of awarding obscene allowances to men who don't deserve it. 360 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:27,500 Your client is in an ongoing sexual relationship 361 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:31,087 with a trans woman named Maria Coulatis, 362 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,215 which the NFL and Nike won't find marketable. 363 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:37,927 Yeah, maybe in the geriatric wing you'll soon call home. 364 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,430 But the rest of us much younger people 365 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,225 will admire him for his acceptance. 366 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,978 But, hey, if you want to align yourself with JK Rowling 367 00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,690 in demonizing the trans population, have at it. 368 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:53,359 Of course, then your own butch flavor would come up. 369 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:56,112 There are rumors about you. 370 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:57,988 I started them. 371 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:02,201 Your client put my client at risk 372 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,994 by sleeping with a sex worker. 373 00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,705 Retired sex worker. 374 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:08,749 Ms. Coulatis is not Chase's only dalliance. 375 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:09,875 There are others. 376 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,545 We have proof, and proof is powerful. 377 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,464 Chase is prepared to publicly come forward as a sex addict. 378 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,887 That tired cliché? 379 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:26,225 Oh, Carr, go back to chasing ambulances 380 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:29,562 where your clients can't afford to sue you for malpractice. 381 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,731 You know, I'm surprised your ancestors 382 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,816 were actually allowed on the Mayflower, 383 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:37,027 but I guess that's one way to rid the place of half-wits, 384 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,529 mouth-breathers, and perverts. 385 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,697 So here's the deal. 386 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:43,576 Allura signs over her share of the Malibu home, 387 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,370 the plane, and the lodge in Montana 388 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,582 where Ralph Lauren jizzed all over, or some shit. 389 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,418 She can keep the Bel Air house. He never liked it anyway. 390 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:56,547 Now, you may think I'm being a greedy little pig bottom. 391 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,257 - I do. - Well, 392 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:01,594 I would invite you to think differently, out of the box, 393 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,263 seeing as we have the one thing your client 394 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:07,641 so desperately wants above all things. 395 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:11,145 Do tell. I'm dying to hear. 396 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,564 Eggs. 397 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,693 And by eggs, I mean embryos, 398 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,154 frozen little wannabe kiddos 399 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:23,199 fertilized by your client and my client, 400 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,243 now waiting breathlessly for a happy future life 401 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:30,498 in a refrigerated vault in lovely downtown Encino. 402 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,129 Oh. 403 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,799 This… This one's a keeper. 404 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,635 I could make this my next Christmas card. 405 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:46,847 The shock on your face just thrills me to my marrow. 406 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,269 You've become a loathsome person. 407 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,480 I thought I raised you better. 408 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,275 Raised me? 409 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:03,030 You abandoned me. You all did. 410 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,616 I didn't kick you out of the nest, Carr, 411 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,117 and you know it. 412 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:11,705 You flew out, full of anger, which you never dealt with. 413 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:13,249 And look where it's gotten you. 414 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,709 Bartering with embryos. 415 00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,878 She didn't tell you, did she? 416 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:23,342 Little Allura-dorable, can't have a wittle baby 417 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:27,054 of her own in that cobweb dusty womb of hers. 418 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:28,639 Boo-hoo. 419 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:34,979 You don't give us what we want, 420 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,106 everything we want, 421 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:40,067 those eggs will never see the inside of Allura's hoo-ha, 422 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:43,404 because I will personally slather them in A1 steak sauce 423 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:46,031 and eat them with a side of fries. 424 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:50,244 Oh, and there is one more thing we want, toots: 425 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,162 half the law firm. 426 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:58,168 Take your Geritol, muse on that, and then give me a call. 427 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,921 You've got my number. Oh, wait. 428 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,841 Sorry. I blocked you. 429 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:10,908 What are you doing here? 430 00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:12,952 Why wouldn't you text me? 431 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,665 I thought, uh… paper trail. 432 00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,337 We need to go somewhere more private. 433 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:26,215 The coast clear? 434 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,676 Think we can make it without the cameras? 435 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:35,683 Follow me. 436 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:53,826 So what's up? 437 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,378 I got this today from your dearly beloved. 438 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,845 - So she wants to… - Talk. 439 00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:15,180 Because we're both victims. 440 00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:18,475 She wants to… help me put it out there. 441 00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:20,853 How America's Golden Boy's throwing down 442 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,272 with trans hookers on the down low. 443 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:26,400 So she wants to join forces with you against me? 444 00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:29,111 Yeah, just us girls against the big bad wolf. 445 00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:32,114 Oh. 446 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:35,951 "We want to help you find a platform to tell your side of the story." 447 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,161 Wow, she's sweet. 448 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:39,997 No, she's going to put this out whether you want it or not. 449 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,416 Yeah, no, she's smarter than that. 450 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:44,960 She can't go public about us without me on her side. 451 00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,254 Her whole brand is women helping women. 452 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:48,922 You think she's going to drag a trans woman? 453 00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:50,215 You don't know Allura, okay? 454 00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:53,385 When she makes a threat, she's a special kind of vindictive. 455 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:56,263 - She's going to leak this. - Go ahead with your evil plan, Cruella. 456 00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:58,766 Take out a billboard on Sunset with my picture on it. 457 00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:01,185 I've survived worse. I'm not scared of her. 458 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,568 - So what are you going to do? - Ignore it. 459 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:14,782 And when/if they shove a camera in my face, 460 00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:16,283 serve me with some piece of paper 461 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:18,035 saying I gotta make a statement or something, 462 00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:20,329 I deny, deny, deny. 463 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,413 I got your back. 464 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:29,963 You are unbelievably cool. 465 00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:32,299 Okay, but I'm really not. 466 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:36,428 Come on. This is transactional, babe. Always has been. 467 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,686 So what do you want? 468 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:47,815 Nothing now, but when the dust settles, when it's over, 469 00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:49,358 I want a night out with you. 470 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,694 Freshly divorced and instantly 471 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:54,696 one of America's most eligible bachelors. 472 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:57,950 And with all the click, click, click, telescope lenses, 473 00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:00,410 I want a photo-op worthy of Page Six, 474 00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:02,955 seven, eight, nine, ten, even. 475 00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:05,124 A photo-op for what? Your Instagram? 476 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:06,708 No, my sister's. 477 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,335 Think about it. 478 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:10,838 America sees the human golden retriever, 479 00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:15,467 Chase Monroe, on a date with a sexy, smart transsexual. 480 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:19,096 It instantly legitimizes my community to millions of people. 481 00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:20,639 Hetero-normativity is currency. 482 00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:22,224 Yeah, but what… 483 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:23,767 What about my endorsements? 484 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,399 Right. Transactional. 485 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,901 By then you'll be set. Rich, untouchable. 486 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:35,279 It won't touch you. Just don't read the comments. 487 00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:42,411 Okay. So let me get this straight. 488 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:47,416 You have my back and I get a divorce on my own terms… 489 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:51,336 and all you want is a photo-op. 490 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,923 That's it. That's all it costs me. 491 00:27:58,343 --> 00:27:59,720 Or no, actually. 492 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:05,684 Maybe the photo-ops for the public, 493 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:08,854 but… maybe the dates for us, 494 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:12,399 you know, to see if we've got chemistry. 495 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:15,611 The other kind without money changing hands. 496 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:16,862 I don't know. 497 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:45,933 Hey. 498 00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:49,519 Fuck, what's wrong? 499 00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,446 Lee-Ann did what? 500 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:01,031 After the settlement we got her? 501 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:03,784 She wanted to see him suffer the way she suffered. 502 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:05,953 She wanted the man to feel her pain. 503 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:07,746 Alright, take me through it. 504 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,207 So she stalks the ex, 505 00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:14,628 sees him with some young hottie and then follows him in. 506 00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:23,387 So what do you want to eat? Oh! 507 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,555 You. 508 00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:27,516 - You hungry? - Yes, I am. 509 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,102 Hey, you two lovebirds. Ah! 510 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:32,062 - What the fuck? - Who's this? 511 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:34,690 Word of advice: if he fucks around on you, 512 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,149 which he will, 513 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:37,651 it is not his fault… 514 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:39,319 - I'm going to get a restraining order. - …you made him do it. 515 00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:42,114 - You get the fuck out of here. - Oh, and don't forget to worship 516 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:44,574 his sagging balls and gray pubes. 517 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:46,785 - Hey, could you get Troy, please, now? - Oh, and don't age. 518 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:48,078 - Hurry. - And, honey. 519 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:50,998 - I'm gonna get your ass thrown out. - Oh, wait until you get that anal. 520 00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:52,082 Oh, my God. 521 00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:53,542 Has he cum all over your face yet? 522 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:54,626 - Excuse me? - Will you just stop? 523 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:55,711 Oh, it is to die for. 524 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,129 Get the fuck out. What are you doing this for? 525 00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:58,755 - Which is actually why I'm here. - Get the fuck out. 526 00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:00,007 Tommy, what is she talking about? 527 00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:01,842 To cum all over your face, Daddy. 528 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:03,010 Fuck you. 529 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:08,140 Oh, you psychotic bitch. 530 00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:10,017 Oh, my God. 531 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,728 Ah! It's sulfuric acid. 532 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,730 - It's not semen. - Oh, my God! 533 00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:16,565 You're crazy. 534 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:20,068 Your skin might blister and peel but don't worry, babe, 535 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:23,405 I have got the best plastic surgeon for you. 536 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:24,948 You fucking bitch! 537 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,200 Bitch. 538 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:30,495 I wish she would have told us what she was thinking. 539 00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:31,830 We could have stopped her. 540 00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:36,251 Maybe. But maybe her need for revenge was unstoppable. 541 00:30:38,587 --> 00:30:39,880 That's the thing about anger. 542 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:42,299 How many times have we seen our clients, 543 00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:46,803 even after massive settlements, that are still eaten up by rage? 544 00:30:46,887 --> 00:30:49,765 It's like a tapeworm devouring you from the inside 545 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,975 until there's nothing left. 546 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:53,393 Uh-huh. 547 00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:57,439 Wait. What's this, an intervention? 548 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,900 How many times have I heard you say… 549 00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:03,403 I'm going to kill him. No, I-I'm going to destroy him. 550 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:04,529 Wait, what? 551 00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:06,698 All I asked you was what you did this weekend. 552 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:09,367 Oh shit, sorry. I was just thinking out loud. 553 00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:12,496 There is so much rage going around. 554 00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:14,790 We've got to tame these dark hearts. 555 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:18,585 Confucius says, "When you embark on a journey of revenge, 556 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:21,046 you got to dig two graves." 557 00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:25,759 You got to trust Dina. Settle this so you can move on. 558 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:27,511 And you said it yourself: 559 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:30,222 "The best revenge is a life well lived." 560 00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:32,849 You have your whole life in front of you, 561 00:31:32,933 --> 00:31:36,019 and we will not let that asshole rob you of that. 562 00:31:36,103 --> 00:31:37,521 We sure are not. 563 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:50,242 - Hi. - Hi. 564 00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:52,077 Where will the nursery be? 565 00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:56,832 Um, well, I was thinking about renovating one of the guest rooms. 566 00:31:56,915 --> 00:32:00,836 No. It's on the complete opposite side of the house from your room. 567 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:03,004 Not ideal for 4:00 a.m. feedings. 568 00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:12,764 You can put everything in here. 569 00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:14,683 What have you got for food? 570 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:17,310 This is your baby shower after all. 571 00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:19,688 Um, maybe some string cheese. 572 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,692 Sparkling water is all I got. 573 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,364 So, have you told Chase yet? 574 00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:31,616 - No. - Why not? 575 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,661 Girl, all the shit I learned about that man. 576 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,415 Fuck that shit. That's my new motto. 577 00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:40,500 It's my baby, not his. 578 00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:42,711 I will take care of it. I will have it. 579 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,004 Just me. 580 00:32:50,010 --> 00:32:51,469 Will you help me flip this over? 581 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,735 So help me understand why you're being so nice to me. 582 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,028 - Aren't you… - Pissed off? 583 00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:09,362 Yeah, I'm pissed. 584 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:12,532 At Chase, at all the women he's been with, 585 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:16,119 at you, if I'm being brutally honest. 586 00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:20,540 But mostly, I'm pissed at myself 587 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,001 for thinking that I could have… 588 00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:27,714 You wanted a baby. 589 00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:32,219 Two. A boy and then a girl. 590 00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:35,388 Because girls should always have older brothers. 591 00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:38,475 I wanted one at 43 and one at 45. 592 00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:41,019 I thought my firm would be fully established by then 593 00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:43,438 and Chase's football career would be over. 594 00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:46,149 Chase and I froze fertilized embryos. 595 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:50,320 But now they're marital property, and Carr's threatening 596 00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:52,656 to put them on a Cobb salad and eat them. 597 00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:54,115 - What? - So most likely, 598 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:57,118 they will end up in a lab frozen forever. 599 00:33:57,202 --> 00:34:01,539 And they could be my last shot at being a mom. 600 00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:04,334 So there's nothing else you can do? 601 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:09,089 Not without Chase's signature, or risking everything. 602 00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:11,967 I'ma say it again. Fuck that shit. 603 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,512 Fuck that shit. 604 00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:18,348 Cheers to that. 605 00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:19,557 Yes. 606 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:23,645 Mm. 607 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:25,272 Fuck that shit. 608 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:26,856 That's right. 609 00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:33,154 Thank you. 610 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:34,906 Wait, for what? 611 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:37,552 Just a pinch. 612 00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:46,353 This chapter of our lives has been all about work. 613 00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:50,607 I want to give it a couple more years, but the next chapter? 614 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,068 It's what all this work is for. 615 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,320 You're going to be a great mother, someday, 616 00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:57,405 when you're ready. 617 00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:43,159 So you've taken your trigger shot within the last 36 hours? 618 00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:44,244 Yes. 619 00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:45,537 And your bladder's full? 620 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:48,456 Just finished off a full Yeti Rambler in the car. 621 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:51,751 Good girl. Let's see. 622 00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:54,421 You've been taking your progesterone, 623 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:56,965 400 milligrams inserted three times daily? 624 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,299 Religiously. 625 00:36:58,383 --> 00:36:59,592 Now… 626 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:04,472 are you certain you want to implant both embryos today? 627 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,308 Yes. We're not sure of their viability, 628 00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:10,186 and we want to give ourselves the best chance possible. 629 00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:13,231 And you understand there is the possibility, 630 00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:15,692 however unlikely, given your age, 631 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:18,361 that you might find yourself pregnant with twins. 632 00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:20,613 Yes. That would be wonderful. 633 00:37:20,697 --> 00:37:23,283 Famous last words. 634 00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:27,871 And your husband is on board with the decision? 635 00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:28,997 You know Chase. 636 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,292 He's all about leaving it all on the field, not holding back. 637 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:35,128 Such a shame he couldn't be here with you to share the experience. 638 00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,213 He has an important scrimmage today, 639 00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:40,550 but he made me promise to text him the moment we're done. 640 00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:44,929 Well, as long as we have both of your signatures, 641 00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:46,264 we should be good to go. 642 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,418 Terrific. 643 00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:20,590 You have done everything perfectly to prepare for this. 644 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:23,676 Time to let hope and love take over. 645 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:25,386 What do you say? 646 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:26,846 Let's do this. 647 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:30,183 Sorry if it's a bit cold. 648 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:36,523 - All looks good. - Good. 649 00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:38,483 It's not too dissimilar 650 00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:42,153 from a pelvic exam or a pap smear. 651 00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:44,364 Again, sorry for the cold. 652 00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:45,448 No worries. 653 00:38:45,532 --> 00:38:48,660 This is a prep catheter, 654 00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:51,996 which we insert into the cervix 655 00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:58,211 to make sure there's a nice, smooth path to the uterus. 656 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:00,839 Not too uncomfortable, I hope. 657 00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:03,591 Preferable to the depositions I'll be taking this afternoon. 658 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:08,304 Alright. We are all set. 659 00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:11,516 Could you let Dr. Peyman know we're ready when she is? 660 00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:16,688 Dr. Peyman is my embryologist of choice. 661 00:39:17,397 --> 00:39:20,066 The embryos appear to adore her as well. 662 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:25,113 Ah! Here is the star of the show. 663 00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:29,242 The embryos are in there? 664 00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:30,493 They are, indeed. 665 00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:32,704 I always encourage my patients at this point 666 00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:34,539 to imagine that they're somewhere else. 667 00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:37,417 Some place maybe a little more romantic. 668 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:40,628 You never know how one's thoughts influence biology. 669 00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:46,175 Do you, Allura Grant, take Chase Monroe 670 00:39:46,843 --> 00:39:47,886 to be your husband, 671 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:52,140 to love and to hold for better or for worse 672 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,725 till death do you part? 673 00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:56,311 I do. 674 00:39:57,604 --> 00:39:59,147 And do you, Chase Monroe, 675 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,733 take Allura Grant to be your wife, 676 00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:05,361 to love and to hold for better or for worse 677 00:40:05,445 --> 00:40:06,654 till death do you part? 678 00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:08,114 I do. 679 00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:11,784 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 680 00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:45,276 You can see on the monitor the flashes of light. 681 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,738 The embryos are too small to see, 682 00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:51,199 but those are air pockets 683 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:54,327 that indicate their journey is in motion. 684 00:40:58,081 --> 00:41:00,333 And we are done. 685 00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:05,463 You take a few minutes, though. Rest. 686 00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:07,131 Stay on your back. 687 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,092 You did great. 688 00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:12,220 Sorry that your husband couldn't be here, 689 00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,722 but I'm sure he was here in spirit. 690 00:41:16,349 --> 00:41:18,351 It's our privilege to be able to help couples 691 00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:19,686 achieve their dreams. 692 00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:21,437 We'll be back shortly. 693 00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:22,897 Thank you.