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Okay, do you hate me

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because I can't come
to your birthday thing this weekend?

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It's fine.

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I mean, I want to be there, Ami,
I do, but I have arbitration,

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back-to-back client meetings,

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- plus 150…
- Red light.

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It was yellow.

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You know, I do all of this for us.

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For you.

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Woman, I already told you,
I literally do not care.

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Sheesh. Guilty conscience.

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Okay, so who else do you want to invite
to this big birthday bash?

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Maybe Mrs. Fossen?

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Your violin teacher?

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She is a thousand years old and near dead.

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- She's fun.
- Okay, so, so far we have,

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uh, you, your nanny, and Mrs. Fossen.

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Do you think we can invite
anyone under 65?

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Kids from your school?

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Come on, like, give out those cupcakes.

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Let's see what happens.

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You want me to buy friendship
with cupcakes?

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Well, bribery works.
Plus they're fucking good.

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Is there any chance Uncle Sebastian
might be able to come this weekend?

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How come you guys never hang out anymore?

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I thought you two were like besties.

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You know, sometimes
people's lives just don't mesh.

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He helped bring you into the world,
and I will always love him for that,

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but sometimes the best thing
you can do for someone

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is just to let 'em go.

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Especially if you're going to choose
to marry a crystal meth addict

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who's dumb as a duvet cover, just saying.

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Crystal meth is a hard road.

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It really is. Not here for it.

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- I'll never let go of my bestie.
- Okay. And who might that be?

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My Phil-Phil!

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Ami, you are not besties with your nanny.

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You two are totally codependent.

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It's sick. It's not healthy.

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O-o-okay.

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Bye-bye! I love you!

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Happy birthday!

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Oh.

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Honey, you forgot your cupcakes!

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He doesn't know who I am.

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After 38 years of marriage.

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Yesterday, when I went to visit him,
he thought I was the nurse.

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We're so sorry, Juliana.

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Hardest part is that I still love him.

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Even though I want to divorce him.

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My daughter is against it.

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She's his appointed guardian

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due to the fact that
he's cognitively impaired.

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And she is… she's refusing
to alter the prenup,

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which we signed, like, 40 years ago.

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If it's not too painful, uh,
we'd love to have a sense

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of what your lives were like together,

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your relationship over the years.

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I was 18 when we met.

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A freshman at UCLA.

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He had just started his residency program.

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Oh, it wasn't just that
he was brilliant, which he was.

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Brown, Dartmouth, UCLA residency.

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Oh, but he was warm, funny.

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He cared about everyone.

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We got married when I was
still an undergrad.

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As soon as I graduated,
I discovered I was pregnant.

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My life became about supporting him.

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I lived through him, in a way.

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His exciting life became my exciting life.

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We were always a team.
I never felt taken for granted.

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Which only made him getting diagnosed
with early-onset Alzheimer's

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that much harder.

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And that was six years ago.

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Is he still at home?

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Uh, no. Um, a year ago,
I moved him into The RiverRock.

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I-it's a beautiful facility.

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So why divorce him?

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He's there.
Why not just go about your life?

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That's what my daughter thinks too.

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She says, uh,
"You don't have to abandon Daddy.

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You can just do your own thing."

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But no one understands.

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As long as we're still married,
I can't just do my own thing.

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I'm not free. I'm not free
to pursue my own dreams.

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Travel the world like he did.
Make new friends.

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I'll always feel like I'm on call.

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Responsible.

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I don't want to be responsible anymore.

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This prenup is highly inequitable
if honored.

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- Damn.
- It leaves Ms. Morse with very little.

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She deserves more.

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On the subject of people getting
what they deserve,

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Em, we have to talk about it.

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About what?

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About the cameraman getting
what he deserved?

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Well, you doing okay?

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Cool as a cucumber.

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Justice prevailed, as it always does.

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Uh-uh. No, no, no, no, no.

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Okay, let's get off of me

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and focus on somebody
else's problems, okay?

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Okay, uh, I think the daughter's
going to come around.

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She has to.

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Ms. Morse gave, what, 40 years
of her life to this marriage.

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She, uh, surely is owed more.

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For better, for worse.

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In sickness and in health.

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Those words matter.

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They mattered to me when I said them.

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And if she didn't mean them,
she shouldn't have gotten married.

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And she certainly shouldn't have signed
a prenuptial agreement.

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Well, on that, I agree wholeheartedly.

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I mean, how much of our business
is busting these things up?

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The vast majority of these prenups

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are overreaching, unfair, inflexible,

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and nine times out of 10,
hurtful to the woman.

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It sets up a bad power dynamic
from the start

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and ends up bleeding into everything else.

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That's good. Best strategy here
is heartfelt persuasion.

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Okay, so, we gotta get the mother
and daughter on the same page,

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both singing "Kumbaya."

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Liberty, you take the lead
on emotional appeal.

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Just don't let them catch wind
of, you know…

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What?

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Well, that you're about to sign
a prenup of your own.

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I most certainly am not.
I meant what I said.

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What's the point of getting married
if I'm just going to hedge my bets?

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Guys, I have waited my entire life

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for this moment to come along,
and I'm committing to that.

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To that… love.

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And what about Mr. Reggie?

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Does he feel the same way too?

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Abso-fucking-lutely.

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Hi. Hi, I'm so sorry I'm late.

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The 405 was an absolute nightmare.

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You're sweating. And you're late.

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Don't let it happen again.

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Today's mediation involves
New York resident, Eric Dunkin,

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who is suing Los Angeles resident,
Willow Fallow,

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for fraud, reputational damages,

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defamation, malice,
and invasion of privacy.

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My purpose today is to assist the parties

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in coming to an agreement,
albeit a non-binding one.

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Ms. Dome, let's begin this morning
with your declaration.

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Thank you, Mr. Rhodes.

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Wait, are you…

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Are you fucking crying?

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I'm so sorry.

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I'm sorry. It's been a very hard week.

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So sorry.

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Excuse me. I apologize for my lawyer.

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I understand this is unprofessional.

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Seriously, what's wrong with you?

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What is wrong with me?

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I'll tell you what's wrong with me.

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Nothing.

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Unlike you, I am a fucking human being,

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so excuse the shit out of me.

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I'm sorry. I think I need…

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Fire me? Too late, bitch. I quit.

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Peace out. Rot in hell. All that shit.

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Goddamnit.

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If I approach, you going to go
all Kim Jong Un on me?

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Yeah, well, I am one neutron away

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from, uh, reaching critical mass,
so back off.

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Win or lose,

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there's nothing like
a post-arbitration cigarette.

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Mm-mm. I quit, sadly.

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Right. So did I.

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I've got a kid.

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You know what?

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Only a child could set off the kind
of fireworks I just saw in there.

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Yeah, well…

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How old?

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Twelve… Today.

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We are, uh, sharing my midlife crisis.

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I raised my son on my own.

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Felt like we were both playing
Parent Edition.

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You have a someone?

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A housekeeper named Philomena.

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There was my kid's father.

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Whose… Whose fucking face
just popped up in there

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a-as a fucking iPhone memory,

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which is why I lost my shit, so…

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And, uh, he was a friend.

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He was a good friend.

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Here.

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What is… What is this?

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In case you ever need a backup.

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I've got my own shingle now.

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You'll get through it,
with a little help from your friends.

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The trick is…

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knowing how to ask for it.

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- Hi, darling. Sorry I'm late.
- Oh, no. It's fine.

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I've been flat out all day.

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Mm. Hi.

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I put in some appetizers.

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Oh, great. I'm starving.

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I know exactly what
I'm going to have: the burger.

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Wait, where is it?

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They've gone vegan.

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- Vegan?
- Yeah.

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Tomás? He's an institution.

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Th-th… He's got a Michelin star.

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There'd be riots on the streets, I swear.

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I've… I've heard the, uh,
Mushroom Wellington is superb.

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- Mushroom Wellington? No, no, no.
- Yeah, awesome.

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This is a crime. Oh, my God.

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I was dreaming about that burger all day.

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Vegan.

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Well, whoever's responsible for this
should be locked up in a dungeon.

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00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:06,226
Well, clink, clink…
I'm an investor.

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00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:08,603
- Come on. Really?
- Yeah.

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00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,022
- Oh, God. Really?
- No, big… big investor. Yeah.

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No, I'm… I'm… It's…
I love it. It's great.

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- I-I do.
- You love it?

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Well, I don't, but I love you.

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That's all I needed to hear.

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Mm.

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- I'm sorry.
- Mm-mm.

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What's that?

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00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:32,502
Uh, I was going to wait 'til dessert,

224
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but seeing that we are going
on this big adventure together,

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I figured we should have the talk.

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Sure.

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Right.

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Right, yes. Your prenup.

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Our prenup, and this is just
a starting point.

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Like, everything's negotiable.

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In fact, you know, most of what's in there

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is actually to protect you
in case my business goes belly up.

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I don't want you saddled
with all that debt, you know?

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00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,662
That's thoughtful of you.

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What do you pay for this place?

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Or, to be more precise,
what does she pay for this place?

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$150K a month.

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Icing.

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- Another glass of wine.
- Does a chicken have lips?

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I don't know
the answer to that.

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Yes. Oh, yes to another bottle.

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Right away.

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So, uh, no more surprises, right?

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No confessions you have to make
to Mother Superior?

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00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:04,385
No cheerleaders you might have
fingered and forgotten?

246
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:09,140
Because we are two weeks out,
and I will fucking strangle you myself

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if you tell me there's nothing
and it turns out there's something.

248
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,938
Am I making myself clear, Sir Fucksalot?

249
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,317
That's pretty funny.

250
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,913
I'm sorry. I have to be real here.

251
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,373
What is happening with your hair?

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- My hair?
- Yeah, your goddamn grease helmet.

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It-it looks like an oil slick.

254
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,092
I mean, J-Jesus.

255
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,927
- I do wash my hair.
- Really? In what?

256
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,429
Leftover baby oil from a Diddy freak off?

257
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,348
You'd like that, wouldn't you?

258
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,572
And what is with this bun?

259
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:16,707
First… baby needs to wash it.

260
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,919
And then, baby needs to blow it dry.

261
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,629
- And then, and only then…
- Mm-hmm.

262
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:25,174
…is Tarzan ready to go into mediation

263
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,052
with the rest of the civilized world
so we can take his ex

264
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,428
to the goddamn cleaners.

265
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:34,267
Why don't you wash it for me?

266
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:38,521
What, like, uh, Out of Africa
or some shit?

267
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,065
- I have no idea what that is.
- Oh, my God.

268
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,985
Are you a moron? Kill me.

269
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,737
Seriously. Kill me now.

270
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,992
Why don't you show me?

271
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,996
Show you what?

272
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,581
Show me the sink.

273
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,195
It's cold.

274
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,697
Oh, God, grow a pair.

275
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,242
Hold this.

276
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,832
Mm, that feels good.

277
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,959
- Does it?
- Yeah.

278
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,629
'Cause if you give me scabies,
you're a fucking dead man.

279
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,131
Alright, buddy.

280
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:48,985
Nice.

281
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,404
Good.

282
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,282
Feel.

283
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,298
Nice try, buddy…

284
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,174
but no.

285
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,220
Last week, I might have, but, uh,

286
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:21,225
this week I'm trying to be a good mommy
to my little princess

287
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:24,228
before she writes a tell-all book
about our relationship.

288
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,231
You sure?

289
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:30,985
It's been grand.

290
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,739
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

291
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,212
Officer, was I speeding?

292
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,298
Officer Przezinski.

293
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:37,677
Przybylski.

294
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,346
Pryzylski. Wow.

295
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,641
You got all the consonants
in one name, don't you?

296
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,643
Are you Polish? You must be.

297
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,312
Can you step out
of the car, please, ma'am?

298
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,231
Follow my finger, please.

299
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,609
How much did you have to drink?

300
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,321
Oh, come on, Officer Pritzky.

301
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,367
Can you walk towards me?

302
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,787
Well, you bet I can. Watch me.

303
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,043
Yeah.

304
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:13,796
You got any music?

305
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,465
'Cause I move much better that way.

306
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,175
- Blow…
- Always.

307
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:21,095
…into the breathalyzer. Now.

308
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,293
You made bail. Let's go.

309
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:22,740
Thank you.

310
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,954
Well, this isn't exactly how
I envisioned litigating our first case.

311
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,248
- You said if I needed help.
- Yes, I did.

312
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,125
And yes, you sure as fuck do.

313
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:40,090
Philomena. Hi. Hi.

314
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,550
No, I know.

315
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:45,554
Um, just tell her I'll be home
in, uh, 30 minutes.

316
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:47,598
And, uh…

317
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:51,811
Philomena, why don't you take
tomorrow off?

318
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,231
And thank you for, uh,

319
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:59,318
always being there,
for being someone I can count on.

320
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,530
Hello?

321
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:12,081
If I were you and I just met me,
I would run far, far away.

322
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,251
And if I had just met you, I would.

323
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,879
But I have been watching you for years,
Carrington Lane,

324
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:22,591
and I have been so struck
by your composure under pressure,

325
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:27,721
your analytical skills,
and… your resilience.

326
00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,390
Why are you being nice to me?

327
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,433
No one is ever nice to me.
What do you want?

328
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:34,436
Listen to me. We can keep going
at each other's throats,

329
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,814
or we can team up.

330
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:42,278
Oh, my God, are…
Are you asking me to be your partner?

331
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,572
Yep. I see what you're going through.

332
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,657
Join forces and I will see to it

333
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,868
that you actually see your kid
before she's old enough to start

334
00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:50,244
her own law firm.

335
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,662
Yeah, but, uh…

336
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,455
what's in it for you?

337
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:54,623
Allura Grant,

338
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,293
I'm tired of her poaching
my high-profile clients

339
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,795
and undermining my credibility in court.

340
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,422
Her undermining you?

341
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:04,300
Th-that-that's like a mosquito
trying to topple an elephant.

342
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,594
Whatever. I want her squashed.

343
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,596
You're representing Chase Munroe.

344
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:10,306
I think I can be of help with that.

345
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,725
You see, I've got so much dirt on Madam

346
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,602
that I could start a goddamn garden.

347
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:17,688
And trust me, nothing good's going
to grow out of that.

348
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,317
I think I just met my soulmate.

349
00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:32,494
Oh, my God, my hands are so sweaty.

350
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,580
Like, why am I so nervous?

351
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,749
Because this is going
to change everything.

352
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,584
This is going to make it real.

353
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,840
Okay, so if I don't tell him,
is it, like, against the law or something?

354
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,259
There's no affirmative legal duty

355
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:49,887
requiring you to inform Chase
that you're pregnant.

356
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:52,056
You're right.

357
00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:56,435
Chase does deserve to know, unfortunately.

358
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,812
He does. You got this.

359
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,397
Thank you.

360
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:19,458
Jab, jab, cross.

361
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,085
One more.

362
00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:24,004
Alright, good job.

363
00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:36,767
Yo, what up, Milan?

364
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,020
Hi. It's been a minute.

365
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:44,608
Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. It's…
It's been weird times.

366
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:46,735
Definitely that.

367
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,407
So what's up? You good?

368
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:54,284
Yeah, I'm fine.

369
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,086
Chase, I'm pregnant,

370
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:07,881
and, um… with a baby.

371
00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:10,217
And it's yours,

372
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:11,844
if that wasn't clear.

373
00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:18,308
- Are you there?
- Yeah, sorry, um…

374
00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:23,147
Just… I'm going to have a kid.

375
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:26,567
No. I'm having the kid.

376
00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:29,445
I don't know what you're doing.

377
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,989
But look, what do you need?
Money? 'Cause I got you.

378
00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:35,117
Okay? Support? Emotional?
Physical? Spiritual?

379
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,078
This is my baby, okay? Mine.

380
00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:40,664
And I'm going to do it my way.

381
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:44,001
Okay? I was just calling to let you know.

382
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,795
And now you know.

383
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,090
Does Allura know?

384
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:57,681
Milan?

385
00:25:58,599 --> 00:25:59,600
Milan?

386
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:02,978
Fuck!

387
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:06,690
Okay, if I may begin, firstly,

388
00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:08,984
by saying to you, Ms. Morse,

389
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,779
how sorry we are to hear
about your father.

390
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:14,948
Oh, I don't think my mother
would agree with you on that.

391
00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:16,909
I mean, this is her ticket out.

392
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,702
- Right, Mom?
- Bethany.

393
00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:21,455
Well, rather than letting
a judge adjudicate

394
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,082
this deeply personal matter,

395
00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:25,542
I think it would be preferable,
if possible,

396
00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:28,128
to come to some sort of agreement
outside of the courts.

397
00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:29,880
And why would I do that?

398
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:32,674
Why would I reward my mother
for abandoning my father?

399
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,676
He doesn't even know who I am.

400
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,220
You don't know that.

401
00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:38,722
You don't know that
he doesn't recognize your voice

402
00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:40,516
or your touch or your smell.

403
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:41,767
You don't know.

404
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,521
Does he recognize your voice?

405
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:48,232
Your touch?

406
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:01,537
Sweetheart…

407
00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:06,125
I'm not going to disappear.

408
00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:10,838
Not from you. Not from Daddy.

409
00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,719
But I want to travel like he did.

410
00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:21,473
I want to see the world like he did.

411
00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:24,268
And I think that he would want me to.

412
00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:25,686
Don't you?

413
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:28,772
You're his voice now.

414
00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:30,649
You are his heart.

415
00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:33,360
Oh, honey.

416
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:47,040
Well, I think some good movement
was made today, don't you?

417
00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:51,962
I'm not sure. She could still use
the prenup to punish me.

418
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:53,630
It's hard to tell.

419
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:55,382
I hope you don't mind my asking,

420
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:58,135
but why did you agree to sign it?

421
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:02,806
Oh. The truth is, we didn't give
two hoots about it.

422
00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:04,474
It was something we did for his parents.

423
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:06,393
They insisted on him having one

424
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:09,605
because of all the money
they poured into his medical training

425
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,815
and what they knew he'd inherit from them.

426
00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:14,067
Mm. But could you have said no?

427
00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:17,112
It was paperwork.

428
00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:21,742
Once we were together,
it never crossed our mind.

429
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,913
We were committed to each other,
not a piece of paper.

430
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,425
The Optimized

431
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:42,429
Using Your Menstrual Cycle
to Achieve Success and Fulfillment.

432
00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:44,973
It's a work of genius, I'll have you know.

433
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:48,018
Don't take this the wrong way

434
00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:50,479
because I love what's going on here.

435
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:54,441
But what is going on here?

436
00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:57,319
We are here because I have
an assignment for you.

437
00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:01,198
And then, we are going to Disneyland.

438
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:03,700
- Disneyland?
- Here's what's up.

439
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:08,121
You and me are the same.

440
00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:12,376
We would much rather suffer
in silence than admit we need help.

441
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:18,006
I know the school you're in sucks,
and those kids suck.

442
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:22,302
And you are leagues better
than all of them in every way.

443
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,722
And you're going into the seventh grade,

444
00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:29,810
which means you have
an opportunity to transfer.

445
00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:36,441
- Benedict Hall.
- It's a good school.

446
00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:40,487
Full of kids like you
who are curious, independent,

447
00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:41,697
real human beings.

448
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:44,616
But… it is competitive.

449
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,327
So, I am going to help you write an essay

450
00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:50,247
that is going to beat the pants
off every other applicant.

451
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:55,085
- "An influential person."
- Mm-hmm.

452
00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:59,047
"Adversity they have faced
that has made them who they are today."

453
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,257
Okay, let's game it out.

454
00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:02,884
Brainstorm. Ideas.

455
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,106
Whoa.

456
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:19,317
You want to write about
how Mommy used to be a cutter.

457
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,695
Too macabre?

458
00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:24,698
No. It's great. It's dramatic.

459
00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,242
It is deeply personal,

460
00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:31,288
and I love that you want
to share that, how I overcame it.

461
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:32,831
How would you open?

462
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,501
I could define what cutting is,
why people do it.

463
00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:39,337
I'm asleep, and I am already reading
the next candidate.

464
00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:42,382
What have I taught you
about grabbing an audience?

465
00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:46,136
What is the hard question
you have to ask yourself?

466
00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:49,306
How it changed me?

467
00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:54,519
There it is.

468
00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:57,773
How did it?

469
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,485
Since you told me about your cutting,

470
00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:03,737
I've been scared that you'd do it again.

471
00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:05,947
And since it's just us,

472
00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:11,036
what would happen to me
if you unalived yourself?

473
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:21,046
That's it… Good girl.

474
00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:23,632
Write about that.

475
00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:26,218
I'll start with the gloves.

476
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,137
About how you like
to wear them to cover the scar.

477
00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:32,015
Say they're veal calf leather.

478
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,558
That'll throw 'em.

479
00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:47,948
Hey.

480
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,032
Hard at work?

481
00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:50,909
Just reading.

482
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:53,662
Instagram.

483
00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:57,040
Thanks for coming.

484
00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:01,169
Well, I was in the neighborhood.

485
00:32:03,547 --> 00:32:06,091
Nice write-up in the Times, I see.

486
00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:08,260
Vegan Week was a success.

487
00:32:09,219 --> 00:32:11,012
For those willing to try it, yeah.

488
00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:20,147
This week, a client of ours…

489
00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:24,151
they've been married 40 years.

490
00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:26,987
- He's got Alzheimer's, early-onset…
- Mm.

491
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:30,240
…and he doesn't even know
who she is anymore.

492
00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:31,533
That's horrible.

493
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,994
When she talks about him,
all I can see is…

494
00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:37,581
…what she really wants
more than anything

495
00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:40,458
is just to have time together.

496
00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:45,255
This thing we have…

497
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,508
it's something, isn't it?

498
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:51,344
Yeah.

499
00:32:56,016 --> 00:33:00,687
And here I was, about to blow it
over a stupid piece of paper.

500
00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:07,611
I made some tweaks and… combed its hair.

501
00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:10,405
I think it's good, fair.

502
00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:12,866
Well, as good as it gets.

503
00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:17,621
Thank you.

504
00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:20,790
And you're sure about this?

505
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:25,378
Because I will throw this
in the shredder right now.

506
00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:27,631
- You just say the word.
- No, you're right.

507
00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:30,842
The last thing I want is
a garage full of supplements

508
00:33:31,301 --> 00:33:33,220
when your stock price takes a nose dive.

509
00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:38,141
Smart woman.

510
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:44,981
Oh, hey.

511
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,907
Pursuant to Section 15 of the contract,

512
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:57,786
we'll initiate proceeding
immediate injunctive relief.

513
00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:58,995
Allura.

514
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:04,417
Listen, some shit is about to go down,

515
00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:06,753
and I need you to stay calm, okay?

516
00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:08,338
- These pe…
- Allura Grant?

517
00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:11,299
I'm Detective Connie Morrow, LAPD.

518
00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:16,638
Two orders of business.
First, a warrant.

519
00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:20,141
Computers, laptops, digital devices,

520
00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:22,310
personal notes, legal pads.

521
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:23,895
This warrant is useless.

522
00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:26,940
Those documents and devices
are all protected

523
00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:28,692
by attorney-client privilege.

524
00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:30,568
One hundred percent.

525
00:34:30,652 --> 00:34:33,446
You need a separate court order
if you want to access

526
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:36,408
anything that falls under that protection.

527
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,661
- Right here.
- Mm.

528
00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:45,083
What's this in regards to?

529
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,669
The murder of Lloyd Walton.

530
00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:52,882
Isn't there somewhere
ludicrously opulent in this office

531
00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:54,426
where you and I can sit and talk?

532
00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:01,391
You and your colleagues
have been playing detective, I see.

533
00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:04,185
You used a proprietary
image search software

534
00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:05,645
to track down Mr. Walton?

535
00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:07,480
We looked into Mr. Walton

536
00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,941
because he committed a violent assault,

537
00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:12,736
and your bureau was content
to do nothing about it.

538
00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:14,321
And then he ended up dead.

539
00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:17,574
You do see how that raises
a few red flags.

540
00:35:18,742 --> 00:35:19,826
Not really.

541
00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:22,495
Circumstantial evidence,
it doesn't prove anything.

542
00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:25,415
Our investigation was performed as a team,

543
00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:28,084
so why are you only talking to me?

544
00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:30,295
Oh, don't worry, I'm going
to sit down with your colleagues.

545
00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:34,674
No one's off the hook,
but this is why I started with you.

546
00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:37,135
Your phone pinged
a cell phone tower in Sherman Oaks

547
00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:40,388
at 12:02 a.m. on the night in question.

548
00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:42,766
Very near Mr. Walton's home.

549
00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:50,231
See, the thing about
circumstantial evidence

550
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:54,736
is you stack up enough of it
and it starts to look a lot like proof.

551
00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:59,449
My former secretary is pregnant
with my former husband's baby.

552
00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:03,870
Against all logic, a part of me
is really connected to her,

553
00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:05,455
to the kid.

554
00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:08,667
I've been helping out.
You can talk to her. Milan.

555
00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:11,002
Mm. I'll be doing that.

556
00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:14,339
Nope. Over. Done.

557
00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:16,091
Everybody out.

558
00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:18,301
Why are you in here without counsel?

559
00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:20,095
Because I have nothing to hide.

560
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,097
All the more reason to lawyer up.

561
00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:25,141
- Detective.
- Ms. Standish.

562
00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:31,189
You cannot possibly believe
that that piece of street trash

563
00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:32,774
was killed by one of these women.

564
00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:34,693
And your theory is what?

565
00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:36,945
That they've all suddenly gone rogue?

566
00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:39,823
Hit the streets guns a-blazin'?

567
00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:44,953
You too have a connection
to Mr. Walton, no?

568
00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:50,208
A class action suit you
were involved in against his father.

569
00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:53,378
Oh.

570
00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:55,880
Believe you me, my dear,

571
00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:58,633
if one of us were to commit murder,

572
00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:02,095
we'd be much, much better at it.

573
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,313
You know the drill:

574
00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:16,276
mouth shut, ranks closed.

575
00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:17,694
Let's go.

576
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,160
Oh, hello.

577
00:37:25,452 --> 00:37:27,954
Are you here to bring charges
against me and my family?

578
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,291
Only serving Martinelli's tonight.

579
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,086
Cheap. Non-alcoholic.
Did someone have a little incident?

580
00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:36,588
Okay, drop the stone,

581
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:39,841
or you'll shatter
your beautiful glass house.

582
00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:47,182
The drunk tank. Oof, baby girl.

583
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:52,937
Well, at least I was wearing shoes.
West Hollywood, circa 2012.

584
00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:56,483
Need I remind you who answered the phone
at 4:00 in the morning?

585
00:37:56,566 --> 00:37:57,859
I had shoes.

586
00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:01,029
They just weren't my shoes.

587
00:38:01,571 --> 00:38:02,655
Oh, my God.

588
00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:12,665
Could I ask you, honestly,

589
00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:15,710
'cause I was trying to remember,
on the way over,

590
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:20,882
but… when did it get weird between us?

591
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:23,051
What, with us? Oh, we're going there?

592
00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:27,096
'Cause we got through a lot.

593
00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:30,391
We got through the non-traditional

594
00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:34,437
girl-gay-family thing for almost a decade.

595
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,485
But what was the… the moment…

596
00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:43,530
that we fell apart?

597
00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:47,617
The moment I believe you're looking for

598
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:50,662
is when you sued my husband
for child endangerment.

599
00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:54,249
Well, let's not forget
that he took an asthmatic nine-year-old

600
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:57,252
on a 14-mile hike in the Grand Canyon

601
00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,045
and neglected to bring her inhaler.

602
00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:01,130
Her backup inhaler!

603
00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:07,387
Okay, so that was bad.

604
00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:12,267
What is this? Why are you here?

605
00:39:14,227 --> 00:39:16,437
Ami wants you to come
to her birthday party.

606
00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:18,815
Saturday, Magic Castle.

607
00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:21,693
It'll be you, her, and the cast of Cocoon.

608
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,407
Well, I'm there. Of course I am.

609
00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:30,952
So that's why you came over.

610
00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:35,415
It's just, uh,
this expensive olive branch.

611
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,585
I guess I just, for some reason,

612
00:39:38,668 --> 00:39:40,545
I thought that I was getting an apology.

613
00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:44,090
Oh, sweet Jesus, boo-fucking-hoo.

614
00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:46,885
I'm so sorry I didn't bring
my daughter over more often

615
00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:50,263
when you were married
to that circuit party cum dump

616
00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:52,307
who was draining your IRA

617
00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:55,643
so he could Hoover pink cocaine
off a urinal at Boy Bar.

618
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:58,521
Wow. It is a gift, really, Carrington,

619
00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:00,523
the pictures you can paint
with your words.

620
00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:02,317
Well, I just state facts.

621
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,526
No, you don't.

622
00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:05,945
He's a personal trainer
who, let me remind you,

623
00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:07,739
I divorced over a year ago.

624
00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:09,532
I miss her.

625
00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:12,327
And yeah, fuck you, I miss you too.

626
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:16,080
But God, Carr, really,
seriously, fuck you.

627
00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:19,083
You can't just drop people like that
whenever it suits you.

628
00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:22,086
When you're there,
you're so there. It's awesome.

629
00:40:22,462 --> 00:40:24,005
And then suddenly, you're just gone.

630
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:26,132
It's like the sun has gone with you.

631
00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:29,552
And nobody knows what they did
or if you're mad at them

632
00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:32,680
or if you just fucking forgot
that they even exist,

633
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:35,808
and then, woof, here you are back again,

634
00:40:35,892 --> 00:40:40,229
beaming, radiant, gorgeous,
and like nothing happened.

635
00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:43,358
It fucks with people's heads.
It's not even the point anymore.

636
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,610
We're not sitting here playing
Will & Grace anymore, alright?

637
00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:47,403
There's her.

638
00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:50,198
And I know, I know, I'm not her dad,

639
00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:52,408
but she is biologically my child.

640
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,747
And I love her very much.

641
00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:03,878
I know.

642
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,714
Sorry. I suck.

643
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,800
- No, that's not what I meant…
- No, I do. I suck.

644
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:11,552
I suck at a lot of things. Being a friend.

645
00:41:11,636 --> 00:41:13,096
Raising a daughter. You are right.

646
00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,390
Everyone is right. I am too hard.

647
00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:17,684
- Too blunt. I'm a bitch.
- Mm.

648
00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:21,437
An asshole. A piece of shit.
It is who I am.

649
00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:24,565
It's how I was raised.

650
00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:27,276
I don't know.

651
00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:29,570
But…

652
00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:35,076
this is me trying.

653
00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:43,334
I need help, Sebastian.

654
00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:46,587
With her.

655
00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:51,092
With, um… everything.

656
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,138
Because I want to be better.

657
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:56,848
I do.

658
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:00,560
Okay.

659
00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:05,690
Well, I forgive you.

660
00:42:06,649 --> 00:42:10,445
You fucking bitch, asshole,

661
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:13,364
piece of shit, blood clot.

662
00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:15,700
That's disgusting.

663
00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:17,243
Come here.

664
00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:45,855
I need another Oxy.

665
00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:49,776
Alright.

666
00:42:58,826 --> 00:42:59,869
Here.

667
00:43:13,549 --> 00:43:14,926
You don't look so good.

668
00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:17,845
Bad day?

669
00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:21,808
Uh, I think they're all going
to be pretty bad from now on.

670
00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:25,144
No. I'm sure that's not true.

671
00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:28,648
We just have to soldier on
through the ones that are.

672
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,734
Dina, I need to tell you something.

673
00:43:32,485 --> 00:43:34,654
Something I should have told you before.

674
00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:39,158
We're there, darling.

675
00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:41,035
The end.

676
00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:44,789
- Fade to black, roll credits.
- No, stop.

677
00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:46,749
Sam told me…

678
00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,293
weeks ago…

679
00:43:51,671 --> 00:43:53,256
"Get my affairs in order.

680
00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:57,426
Say my goodbyes."

681
00:43:58,553 --> 00:44:00,721
I wanted to tell you, but I just…

682
00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:04,267
couldn't.

683
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:07,687
We'll see someone else.
Find another trial.

684
00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:09,397
There's no one else to see.

685
00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:15,111
You need to be strong, sweetheart.

686
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:19,824
I need you to be strong.

687
00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:26,747
Let me close my eyes just a second.
I'm…

688
00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:29,876
It's a little better.

689
00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:33,337
I just have…