1 00:00:08,679 --> 00:00:11,598 Oh, for Christ's sake, your goddamn hair. 2 00:00:11,682 --> 00:00:14,852 Looks like the fucking Exxon Valdez jizzed all over your head. 3 00:00:14,935 --> 00:00:17,563 What? I used my favorite sea salt spray. 4 00:00:17,646 --> 00:00:18,647 I think that it looks just… 5 00:00:18,730 --> 00:00:22,025 Like you stuck your ginormous head into a vat of bacon grease? 6 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:25,112 We talked about this. You are like a toddler. 7 00:00:25,195 --> 00:00:27,614 I'm dealing with a baby man. Come here, sit down. 8 00:00:34,746 --> 00:00:38,417 Oh, my God, this feels so disgusting. 9 00:00:39,710 --> 00:00:42,838 - What is that? - It's Oribe dry shampoo, Pig Pen, 10 00:00:42,921 --> 00:00:43,922 you're welcome. 11 00:00:47,176 --> 00:00:48,385 Okay, ow, that hurts. 12 00:00:48,469 --> 00:00:49,970 Okay, what do I have to do? 13 00:00:50,053 --> 00:00:51,805 Come over and bathe you myself. 14 00:00:52,347 --> 00:00:53,473 Again. 15 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:57,227 Come on, get up, let me look at you. 16 00:01:00,105 --> 00:01:02,274 You look like gay Tarzan, 17 00:01:02,357 --> 00:01:03,692 so put it back in a bun. 18 00:01:04,902 --> 00:01:08,447 At least it won't catch on fire if someone lights a match near you. 19 00:01:08,530 --> 00:01:11,950 Okay, so you need to listen up and you need to listen good. 20 00:01:12,784 --> 00:01:15,037 - In the words of Maya Angelou… - Who? 21 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,247 Oh, my God, where did you go to school? 22 00:01:17,331 --> 00:01:19,708 Vanilla Valley Academy? For fuck's sake! 23 00:01:20,083 --> 00:01:23,795 Okay, so she's like, um, the Beyoncé of words, 24 00:01:23,879 --> 00:01:27,257 only, uh, classier and with a Pulitzer, okay? 25 00:01:27,341 --> 00:01:28,467 - Okay. - Okay. 26 00:01:29,134 --> 00:01:32,346 People will forget what you said, 27 00:01:32,429 --> 00:01:33,805 people will forget what you did, 28 00:01:33,889 --> 00:01:37,601 but people will never forget how you made them feel. 29 00:01:41,313 --> 00:01:42,439 In other words, 30 00:01:42,898 --> 00:01:46,193 whoever gets the judge to pass them a tissue wins. 31 00:01:46,777 --> 00:01:48,070 So I just have to make him feel sorry for me? 32 00:01:48,153 --> 00:01:50,364 Yeah, there you go, my boy genius. 33 00:01:50,781 --> 00:01:55,244 You are the victim here. You gave it your all. 34 00:01:55,327 --> 00:01:57,204 You did everything you could to make it work, 35 00:01:57,287 --> 00:01:59,539 and it still wasn't enough. 36 00:02:00,499 --> 00:02:02,542 - Got it. - Okay, and remember, 37 00:02:02,626 --> 00:02:05,754 tears are pure gold in that room, understand? 38 00:02:05,837 --> 00:02:06,880 I can't make myself cry. 39 00:02:06,964 --> 00:02:08,674 Okay, well, that's what I'm here for. 40 00:02:13,428 --> 00:02:17,683 I want you to dab your eyes with this. 41 00:02:19,309 --> 00:02:21,186 - What… - Just do it. 42 00:02:24,523 --> 00:02:26,900 Ow, fuck. Wh-what the fuck is that? 43 00:02:26,984 --> 00:02:28,777 Yeah, well, I laced it with wasabi. 44 00:02:28,860 --> 00:02:30,028 You're welcome. 45 00:02:30,112 --> 00:02:34,116 'Cause every tear you shed is another $100k in your pocket. 46 00:02:35,701 --> 00:02:36,868 All set. 47 00:02:37,661 --> 00:02:42,040 Eyes red, shoulders back, forward march. 48 00:02:46,503 --> 00:02:49,631 Watch out, bitches. Here we come. 49 00:03:01,101 --> 00:03:02,311 So, for those of you 50 00:03:02,394 --> 00:03:04,813 I haven't yet had the pleasure of working with, 51 00:03:04,896 --> 00:03:06,773 I'm Judge Robert DeLancie. 52 00:03:06,857 --> 00:03:08,400 You can call me Your Honor. 53 00:03:08,942 --> 00:03:10,736 Or Judge DeLancie. I'm flexible. 54 00:03:12,029 --> 00:03:13,947 A courtesy laugh? Okay! 55 00:03:14,031 --> 00:03:15,407 I'll try to keep that in mind 56 00:03:15,490 --> 00:03:17,492 when making my final recommendation. 57 00:03:18,201 --> 00:03:23,040 So, I practiced family law in Century City for 30 years 58 00:03:23,123 --> 00:03:25,417 before serving as Presiding Judge, 59 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:28,211 LA Superior Court, Family Law Departments, 60 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:31,840 where I handled up to, gosh, 25 cases a day. 61 00:03:31,923 --> 00:03:33,759 Good to see you again, Your Honor. 62 00:03:33,842 --> 00:03:35,218 I'm not sure what impresses me more, 63 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:38,430 your ability to handle 25 cases in a day 64 00:03:38,513 --> 00:03:41,683 or the fact that you've been willing to come back for more. 65 00:03:41,767 --> 00:03:44,644 Clearly, endurance is your superpower. 66 00:03:44,728 --> 00:03:46,521 Why, thank you, Counselor, 67 00:03:46,605 --> 00:03:49,274 but you can save the flattery for your celebrity clients. 68 00:03:49,358 --> 00:03:51,401 I'm just trying to give everybody the facts here. 69 00:03:51,485 --> 00:03:53,445 Well, we'd never dream of currying favor. 70 00:03:53,528 --> 00:03:56,031 We all know you are way too honorable for that, 71 00:03:56,114 --> 00:03:57,491 - Your Honor. - Mm. 72 00:03:57,574 --> 00:03:59,034 Sir. 73 00:03:59,534 --> 00:04:02,913 Now that the opposing counsel has finished their ode 74 00:04:02,996 --> 00:04:06,541 to His Honor's backside, can we get on with it? 75 00:04:07,876 --> 00:04:11,338 Sorry, sorry. I am so sorry. 76 00:04:11,421 --> 00:04:16,301 Your Honor, I-I apologize. Um, my bad. No disrespect. 77 00:04:16,676 --> 00:04:18,929 Relax, Counselor. It's Los Angeles. 78 00:04:19,012 --> 00:04:21,223 Five minutes late is practically early. 79 00:04:21,306 --> 00:04:25,018 But do try and aim for fashionably on time next round, okay? 80 00:04:25,102 --> 00:04:26,853 So, let me remind you, 81 00:04:26,937 --> 00:04:29,523 nothing said in mediation can be used in court 82 00:04:29,606 --> 00:04:31,066 - unless it involves perjury… - For later… 83 00:04:31,149 --> 00:04:32,984 - …or criminal acts. - …if necessary. 84 00:04:33,068 --> 00:04:35,153 Now, I'm hopeful, by the end of the day, 85 00:04:35,237 --> 00:04:37,656 all outstanding issues will be resolved 86 00:04:37,739 --> 00:04:41,076 and you can both move on to the next chapter of your lives. 87 00:04:41,159 --> 00:04:44,371 But if no agreement can be reached, this will go to trial, 88 00:04:45,122 --> 00:04:48,500 where litigation will exact a greater personal 89 00:04:48,583 --> 00:04:52,295 and financial toll on all parties involved. 90 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:56,299 It's the legal version of root canal, uh, without anesthesia. 91 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:59,553 So, let's try to avoid that, shall we? 92 00:05:00,679 --> 00:05:03,765 Alright, before we begin, I would like to suggest 93 00:05:04,474 --> 00:05:08,895 that you both take a moment and talk to each other. 94 00:05:09,730 --> 00:05:12,065 Not as adversaries, just as two people 95 00:05:12,149 --> 00:05:14,359 who've shared a life together. 96 00:05:14,443 --> 00:05:16,653 It's my experience that such reflection 97 00:05:16,737 --> 00:05:18,572 often helps resolve issues 98 00:05:18,655 --> 00:05:21,116 and just kind of puts things in perspective. 99 00:05:21,533 --> 00:05:23,285 Who's brave enough to start? 100 00:05:26,913 --> 00:05:28,206 I'll go. 101 00:05:30,125 --> 00:05:32,085 Yeah, no, no. Sit down, sit down. 102 00:05:33,754 --> 00:05:35,964 Uh, I… 103 00:05:36,047 --> 00:05:38,759 Uh, I remember when I first saw her. 104 00:05:41,386 --> 00:05:42,512 You. 105 00:05:43,889 --> 00:05:46,892 When I first saw you, we were playing the Dolphins. 106 00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:49,686 I had just scored the game-winning touchdown. 107 00:05:49,770 --> 00:05:51,438 The place was pandemonium. 108 00:05:52,022 --> 00:05:54,149 I looked over to the stands 109 00:05:54,232 --> 00:05:57,444 and for a second I was blinded by the sun. 110 00:05:59,863 --> 00:06:00,906 And then there you were. 111 00:06:02,199 --> 00:06:05,243 You were in all white. It was like a spotlight was on you. 112 00:06:06,495 --> 00:06:08,497 You were the most beautiful thing that I'd ever seen. 113 00:06:09,331 --> 00:06:11,958 And in that moment, it was like everything, the… 114 00:06:12,042 --> 00:06:15,462 the crowd, the noise, it all just vanished. 115 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:17,923 And it was just us. 116 00:06:20,342 --> 00:06:21,384 It's like we were, I don't know, 117 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:24,054 caught in this beam, this gravitational pull. 118 00:06:25,806 --> 00:06:27,641 I was just some poor kid from Philly. 119 00:06:28,141 --> 00:06:30,560 I'm sure there were fans that were eager to hook up, 120 00:06:30,644 --> 00:06:32,562 but you were an angel. 121 00:06:32,646 --> 00:06:36,066 A, uh, a-a ray of, um… 122 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:39,694 Shit, I'm sorry. I'm… 123 00:06:40,111 --> 00:06:41,321 I'm not really good at this stuff. 124 00:06:41,404 --> 00:06:43,740 No, no, no. You're doing fine, Mr. Munroe. 125 00:06:47,536 --> 00:06:51,414 She was like a ray of light entering my life. 126 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,625 Sexy as fuck too. 127 00:06:53,708 --> 00:06:55,961 I'm sorry, Judge, but she's unbelievable. 128 00:06:58,171 --> 00:06:59,548 And then I asked you out. 129 00:06:59,631 --> 00:07:02,842 You turned out to be the most amazing person I had ever met. 130 00:07:03,343 --> 00:07:04,719 You saw me for me. 131 00:07:04,803 --> 00:07:06,972 Not what I did or where I was from, 132 00:07:07,556 --> 00:07:09,266 but who I was. 133 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:12,561 Who I can be. 134 00:07:16,356 --> 00:07:18,149 It was like I could read her soul, 135 00:07:18,233 --> 00:07:19,609 and she could read mine. 136 00:07:30,412 --> 00:07:34,249 Maybe our time here has just run its course and burned out. 137 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:38,336 They say nothing lasts forever. Everything dies. 138 00:07:38,712 --> 00:07:42,549 But all I know is I'm a better person because of you, Allura. 139 00:07:43,508 --> 00:07:46,094 And I know what we're going through is fucking hard. 140 00:07:46,344 --> 00:07:47,345 It is. 141 00:07:48,638 --> 00:07:50,640 But I'll never regret our life together. 142 00:07:52,726 --> 00:07:53,768 Ever. 143 00:07:57,689 --> 00:07:59,733 Excuse me, Your Honor. 144 00:08:04,988 --> 00:08:06,072 Good job. 145 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:47,489 You know, they say we make the worst clients, 146 00:08:48,531 --> 00:08:49,616 lawyers, 147 00:08:50,784 --> 00:08:52,285 probably 'cause we know too much. 148 00:08:53,662 --> 00:08:56,247 But you will get through this. 149 00:08:56,998 --> 00:09:00,877 I promise you, we will resolve this today. 150 00:09:01,294 --> 00:09:03,171 You will start over. 151 00:09:06,007 --> 00:09:07,842 Alright. This is the deal. 152 00:09:07,926 --> 00:09:11,012 You're going to come out, and you are going to breeze 153 00:09:11,096 --> 00:09:15,058 into that room like a storm that no one saw coming. 154 00:09:17,769 --> 00:09:21,022 It's my period. The embryos didn't take. 155 00:09:24,067 --> 00:09:25,110 What? 156 00:09:26,319 --> 00:09:27,570 Oh, God. 157 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:29,656 Don't tell me. 158 00:09:31,032 --> 00:09:33,827 I had the last two viable ones implanted three weeks ago. 159 00:09:35,328 --> 00:09:37,580 Given my age, she felt I should transfer both. 160 00:09:37,872 --> 00:09:40,500 That's a breach of contract. You know that, don't you? 161 00:09:40,583 --> 00:09:42,669 Dina, I know what I did was illegal. 162 00:09:43,169 --> 00:09:46,089 You could be charged with destroying communal property. 163 00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:49,426 And you just made your business holdings more vulnerable. 164 00:09:49,509 --> 00:09:51,761 - They could sue you for… - I know what they could sue me for. 165 00:09:51,845 --> 00:09:52,846 So why the risk? 166 00:09:52,929 --> 00:09:54,472 Because it was his. 167 00:09:54,556 --> 00:09:58,935 Oh, Allura, sweetheart. You should have told me. 168 00:09:59,019 --> 00:10:01,187 And make you an accessory to the crime? 169 00:10:01,938 --> 00:10:02,981 What are we gonna do? 170 00:10:03,064 --> 00:10:04,232 I don't know yet. 171 00:10:05,191 --> 00:10:06,568 But until I do, 172 00:10:06,651 --> 00:10:09,904 we keep it from Carr for as long as possible. 173 00:10:16,286 --> 00:10:18,413 Ms. Grant, this is your opportunity 174 00:10:18,496 --> 00:10:20,206 to tell your side of the story. 175 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:22,208 So, just take your time 176 00:10:22,292 --> 00:10:25,336 and tell us what you would like us to understand. 177 00:10:36,181 --> 00:10:37,891 I… 178 00:10:39,642 --> 00:10:43,104 I always thought Chase and I were building a life together. 179 00:10:43,188 --> 00:10:45,273 We made plans for everything, 180 00:10:45,607 --> 00:10:47,192 the places we'd go… 181 00:10:49,319 --> 00:10:52,280 the kids we'd have. 182 00:10:52,697 --> 00:10:55,992 Darling, you do not have to do this now. 183 00:10:56,076 --> 00:10:57,410 If you want to do it later. 184 00:10:57,494 --> 00:10:59,412 It's okay. Just let me get through this. 185 00:10:59,496 --> 00:11:00,538 Alright. 186 00:11:00,955 --> 00:11:01,998 Um… 187 00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:09,422 I-I thought we'd do it all once our lives settled down, 188 00:11:09,506 --> 00:11:11,591 once he was done with football, 189 00:11:11,674 --> 00:11:14,344 once our law firm was more established. 190 00:11:14,803 --> 00:11:17,263 The one mistake I made was always believing 191 00:11:17,347 --> 00:11:20,517 that we could postpone our lives until they were perfect 192 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,061 before we actually started living them. 193 00:11:23,478 --> 00:11:27,482 I didn't realize how much you despised perfection. 194 00:11:27,565 --> 00:11:30,193 I must have been blind not to see how little 195 00:11:30,276 --> 00:11:32,487 all of our planning really mattered to you. 196 00:11:33,113 --> 00:11:35,156 I didn't see how you were pulling away 197 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,658 and living this whole other life 198 00:11:36,741 --> 00:11:38,409 while I was just waiting for ours to start. 199 00:11:38,493 --> 00:11:39,661 Speculation. 200 00:11:39,744 --> 00:11:40,745 Counselor. 201 00:11:41,329 --> 00:11:45,083 Oh, I'm sorry, Your Honor. Just force of habit. 202 00:11:47,085 --> 00:11:48,920 Ms. Grant, please continue. 203 00:11:50,296 --> 00:11:52,549 Maybe I should have asked harder questions… 204 00:11:53,675 --> 00:11:57,887 or stop waiting for some day, but I didn't. 205 00:12:00,014 --> 00:12:01,391 I kept believing in us, 206 00:12:01,474 --> 00:12:04,435 even if it meant postponing everything I really wanted, 207 00:12:04,519 --> 00:12:06,688 everything I thought we really wanted. 208 00:12:08,898 --> 00:12:10,859 I just really believed in you. 209 00:12:10,942 --> 00:12:13,319 - Allura, I… - Uh-uh. It's her turn. 210 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:19,742 Look… 211 00:12:22,871 --> 00:12:25,123 I don't know if I'll ever stop grieving the life 212 00:12:25,206 --> 00:12:26,749 we were supposed to have, 213 00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:29,669 the family I always dreamed of, 214 00:12:29,752 --> 00:12:30,795 our kids. 215 00:12:32,463 --> 00:12:34,966 But… but I know this. 216 00:12:36,676 --> 00:12:38,303 I loved you, Chase Munroe. 217 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,055 I believed in you. 218 00:12:42,056 --> 00:12:44,475 And I gave you everything that I had to give. 219 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,022 That's the truth. 220 00:12:49,439 --> 00:12:50,440 Oh. 221 00:13:01,659 --> 00:13:03,786 You know, why don't we take a brief recess 222 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:06,080 and just reconvene shortly? 223 00:13:07,624 --> 00:13:09,918 - Allura, I… - Hey, no, no, no, no. 224 00:13:10,627 --> 00:13:12,754 You were supposed to cry during your story 225 00:13:12,837 --> 00:13:14,047 not hers, you fucking idiot. 226 00:13:22,096 --> 00:13:24,224 Come on. Snap out of it. 227 00:13:24,307 --> 00:13:26,601 That back there was a coin toss and a handshake. 228 00:13:26,684 --> 00:13:28,686 Now the real game begins. 229 00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:30,438 No, he's gonna see it. The judge. 230 00:13:30,521 --> 00:13:32,148 - See what? - He's gonna see that I was wrong. 231 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,067 Alright? And that… 232 00:13:34,150 --> 00:13:35,360 That-that what? 233 00:13:37,153 --> 00:13:39,155 That Allura is the best thing that's ever happened to me. 234 00:13:39,614 --> 00:13:41,574 And I'm throwing it away for what? 235 00:13:41,658 --> 00:13:43,451 Huh? I'm the one who fucked around. 236 00:13:43,534 --> 00:13:45,203 Okay, you are spiraling. 237 00:13:45,286 --> 00:13:48,039 Hey, I need you to look at me. Look at me. 238 00:13:48,873 --> 00:13:51,584 Allura is an awful human being. 239 00:13:51,668 --> 00:13:54,128 She is a walking blow-up doll who got her law degree 240 00:13:54,212 --> 00:13:55,630 doing the fucking bend-and-snap. 241 00:13:55,713 --> 00:13:58,007 She is nothing but hot air. 242 00:13:58,091 --> 00:13:59,550 - She is a self-worshipping narcissist… - Mm-mm. No, no. 243 00:13:59,634 --> 00:14:01,177 No, stop talking about her like that. 244 00:14:02,553 --> 00:14:04,013 Excuse me? 245 00:14:04,097 --> 00:14:06,641 Hey, same team, remember? 246 00:14:07,475 --> 00:14:09,102 Let's refocus. 247 00:14:11,479 --> 00:14:12,855 The prenup. 248 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,649 The only way we get what we want today 249 00:14:14,732 --> 00:14:16,359 is if the prenup is nullified. 250 00:14:16,442 --> 00:14:17,652 And Chase, this is important. 251 00:14:17,735 --> 00:14:20,530 We are not contesting the prenup. 252 00:14:20,613 --> 00:14:21,906 - Do you understand? - No, but you said that we… 253 00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:24,867 I know what I just said. And the prenup must be nullified. 254 00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:27,537 But we are not contesting it. 255 00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:30,206 The party line is we love the prenup. 256 00:14:30,289 --> 00:14:33,876 We want to slather it in apple-tini lube and motorboat its titties. 257 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,837 Do you know what prevailing party clause is? 258 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,965 If one party's to challenge the prenup, they have to win. 259 00:14:39,048 --> 00:14:41,592 If they don't, they walk away with nothing. 260 00:14:42,468 --> 00:14:45,388 So, we're challenging the prenup without challenging the prenup. 261 00:14:45,471 --> 00:14:47,056 - Exactly. - Bingo. 262 00:14:48,182 --> 00:14:49,434 And how do we do that? 263 00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:54,897 Well, with what I've dug up, 264 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,942 our friend, Allura, might just do it for us. 265 00:14:58,317 --> 00:15:01,946 Get your head in the fucking game, okay? 266 00:15:07,035 --> 00:15:09,579 Before us, we have the prenuptial agreement 267 00:15:09,662 --> 00:15:12,373 between Allura Grant and Chase Munroe. 268 00:15:12,457 --> 00:15:16,210 It is signed and dated 11 March 2017. 269 00:15:16,294 --> 00:15:19,714 Are both parties in agreement that the terms of this document 270 00:15:19,797 --> 00:15:21,674 are both valid and enforceable? 271 00:15:21,758 --> 00:15:23,092 - We are. - Indeed. 272 00:15:23,176 --> 00:15:24,218 Alright. Very good. 273 00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:26,137 I'm sorry, Your Honor. There are just a couple of details 274 00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:28,973 in the asset disclosure that I'd like a little clarity on. 275 00:15:29,891 --> 00:15:31,142 May I address your client? 276 00:15:32,101 --> 00:15:33,853 - Yes, you may. - It's fine. 277 00:15:34,604 --> 00:15:39,233 Thank you. Assets, assets, assets. Oh, there it is. 278 00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:44,489 The Albus Grant charitable trust, named for your father. 279 00:15:44,572 --> 00:15:46,741 Can you please describe the nature of this trust? 280 00:15:46,824 --> 00:15:50,119 It funds scholarships for students at Monte Vista High School. 281 00:15:50,203 --> 00:15:51,454 He was a teacher there. 282 00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:52,705 Your alma mater. 283 00:15:53,122 --> 00:15:54,874 Can we clarify this in the language, Your Honor? 284 00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:57,668 Yeah, it's alright by me. Ms. Grant? 285 00:15:57,752 --> 00:15:59,337 - Fine. - I'll just make a note. 286 00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:05,218 "Scholarships for high school." 287 00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:09,722 "Ms. Grant was in attendance 288 00:16:09,806 --> 00:16:14,352 for four years." 289 00:16:14,435 --> 00:16:15,812 Two years. 290 00:16:15,895 --> 00:16:18,856 I went to Monte Vista my junior and senior years. 291 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:21,818 Oh. Two years. Two years. 292 00:16:22,235 --> 00:16:26,531 Um, where were you in school before that? 293 00:16:26,614 --> 00:16:29,200 We're straying. We've agreed to new language. 294 00:16:29,742 --> 00:16:32,036 What difference does it make where she went to high school? 295 00:16:35,456 --> 00:16:39,502 My mother, uh, growing up was, um, she was tough. 296 00:16:39,836 --> 00:16:41,629 We had a strained relationship. 297 00:16:41,712 --> 00:16:45,466 And when I was 14, she sent me to school in Vermont. 298 00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:47,260 A reform school. 299 00:16:47,343 --> 00:16:48,344 Allura. 300 00:16:48,427 --> 00:16:50,680 Fuck. Babe, I had no idea. 301 00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:55,017 I know. Schools like that are meant to break kids, 302 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:58,437 but they didn't succeed in their effort with myself. 303 00:16:58,521 --> 00:17:00,690 But not so much with my father. 304 00:17:00,773 --> 00:17:02,525 Oh, baby. 305 00:17:02,608 --> 00:17:06,320 When he learned what happened, what really happened, 306 00:17:06,779 --> 00:17:11,993 the abuse, physical, psychological, worse, 307 00:17:12,493 --> 00:17:15,329 he pulled me right out, but the guilt destroyed him. 308 00:17:15,746 --> 00:17:17,623 - Mm. - He saved my life, 309 00:17:17,707 --> 00:17:20,334 but he ended up drinking his own away. 310 00:17:20,751 --> 00:17:23,379 So when he died, I started a scholarship fund 311 00:17:23,462 --> 00:17:25,006 and I put it in his name. 312 00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:26,674 So that's the nature of the trust. 313 00:17:26,757 --> 00:17:30,178 Uh, A-Allura, we may have our differences, 314 00:17:30,261 --> 00:17:32,013 but, uh, no child deserves that. 315 00:17:33,764 --> 00:17:36,684 Yes. Gut-wrenching. 316 00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:40,605 But back to the language, the trust… 317 00:17:41,814 --> 00:17:45,026 I imagine, also funds scholarship opportunities 318 00:17:45,109 --> 00:17:49,238 for students from this, this torture school, yes? 319 00:17:51,032 --> 00:17:52,116 It does not. 320 00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:53,910 And why is that? 321 00:17:57,997 --> 00:17:59,790 Because when I was able to do so, 322 00:17:59,874 --> 00:18:01,375 I bought that fucking school, 323 00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:04,003 and I shut it down because no other young woman 324 00:18:04,086 --> 00:18:06,005 should have to go through what I went through. 325 00:18:06,088 --> 00:18:08,299 But you knew that already, didn't you? 326 00:18:08,382 --> 00:18:09,550 How could I? 327 00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:14,013 I don't see that acquisition reflected 328 00:18:14,096 --> 00:18:17,266 anywhere in the assets declaration. 329 00:18:25,525 --> 00:18:28,361 Alright. Sidebar. 330 00:18:28,444 --> 00:18:32,615 Each party, one at a time. Ms. Grant, you first. 331 00:18:37,745 --> 00:18:41,791 What is the number one rule for every prenup we've drawn up? 332 00:18:41,874 --> 00:18:44,377 Disclose every asset. 333 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:46,087 And what's the number two rule? 334 00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:49,423 If you make a mistake, get your girl Emerald to cover your tracks. 335 00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:50,967 - Ms. Greene. - Kidding. 336 00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:52,093 Not kidding. 337 00:18:52,552 --> 00:18:55,680 Your Honor, we are talking about an abandoned building 338 00:18:55,763 --> 00:18:57,181 in rural Vermont. 339 00:18:57,557 --> 00:19:01,269 To think that this asset could in any way have altered 340 00:19:01,352 --> 00:19:04,355 Chase's decision to sign the prenup and marry Allura 341 00:19:05,147 --> 00:19:06,649 - is ludicrous. - Mm. 342 00:19:06,732 --> 00:19:09,610 Ms. Dome is grasping at straws that simply aren't there. 343 00:19:10,111 --> 00:19:11,320 Maybe so. 344 00:19:12,488 --> 00:19:15,700 But, Allura, while I am sympathetic to your story, 345 00:19:15,783 --> 00:19:19,203 the fact that you did not disclose this gives me pause 346 00:19:19,287 --> 00:19:22,540 as to what other misrepresentations you may be guilty of. 347 00:19:22,623 --> 00:19:25,001 I've got to take this into consideration. 348 00:19:32,216 --> 00:19:34,510 She is so full of shit. 349 00:19:34,594 --> 00:19:36,596 Ms. Dome, you're salivating. 350 00:19:36,679 --> 00:19:38,389 You know, I have to say, I'm not too happy 351 00:19:38,472 --> 00:19:40,141 with how this evidence was introduced. 352 00:19:40,224 --> 00:19:41,851 Ms. Grant introduced it herself. 353 00:19:41,934 --> 00:19:45,396 After a very leading cross-examination. 354 00:19:45,479 --> 00:19:48,899 But you knew challenging the prenup would expose you to risk. 355 00:19:48,983 --> 00:19:52,194 So, you just manipulated the system to avoid that risk. 356 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:55,114 And that, Your Honor, is what is called good lawyering. 357 00:19:55,197 --> 00:19:57,450 How the information came up doesn't change the facts. 358 00:19:57,533 --> 00:20:00,286 Allura failed to disclose a major asset 359 00:20:00,369 --> 00:20:03,205 which brings into question the validity of the entire prenup. 360 00:20:03,789 --> 00:20:04,874 I will make that call. 361 00:20:04,957 --> 00:20:06,334 Well, you had better, 362 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,586 if you want my firm to keep coughing up 363 00:20:08,669 --> 00:20:10,588 fat day rates for cushy mediation gigs. 364 00:20:10,671 --> 00:20:11,797 Cushy? 365 00:20:12,465 --> 00:20:14,550 As a barbed wire bed. 366 00:20:15,384 --> 00:20:18,179 You know, Carr, I don't do too well with blackmail. 367 00:20:18,262 --> 00:20:20,264 I'm not blackmailing you, I'm threatening you. 368 00:20:20,348 --> 00:20:22,433 - Ah. - Bone up on your coercion tactics. 369 00:20:31,651 --> 00:20:33,819 Well, we're certainly off to a spirited start. 370 00:20:35,071 --> 00:20:38,532 My assessment: your failure to disclose 371 00:20:38,616 --> 00:20:41,869 a significant asset could, if taken to court, 372 00:20:41,952 --> 00:20:45,122 indeed be cause for setting aside this entire agreement… 373 00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:46,624 - Your Honor… - But… Ah, bup-bup-bup. 374 00:20:46,707 --> 00:20:49,377 I'm guessing neither party is desirous 375 00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:53,172 of a lengthy, expensive public battle. 376 00:20:53,673 --> 00:20:56,133 So, for the purpose of this mediation, 377 00:20:56,217 --> 00:20:58,886 why don't we proceed as if there is no prenup… 378 00:21:00,888 --> 00:21:03,474 and just see how that looks. 379 00:21:18,948 --> 00:21:21,701 You did good. Best decision I ever made. 380 00:21:21,784 --> 00:21:24,036 Best professional decision I ever made. 381 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,039 Our joining forces. You're really something. 382 00:21:28,749 --> 00:21:31,085 Dr. Shaw, my old mentor at Georgetown, 383 00:21:31,168 --> 00:21:34,171 used to say, "You must cultivate a nose like a bloodhound. 384 00:21:34,255 --> 00:21:36,799 Find the stink, find the truth." 385 00:21:40,136 --> 00:21:41,679 What was it with you in there? 386 00:21:50,146 --> 00:21:52,898 We used to be friends once upon a time, 387 00:21:53,649 --> 00:21:56,277 but now I realize I never really knew her, 388 00:21:56,360 --> 00:22:00,406 where she came from, the horrors she endured. 389 00:22:02,450 --> 00:22:06,036 She never really let me in. The door was never really open. 390 00:22:07,288 --> 00:22:10,040 On the outside then, on the outside now. 391 00:22:10,124 --> 00:22:11,709 Hardly on the outside. 392 00:22:12,251 --> 00:22:17,298 You just stormed the gates without a shot being fired. 393 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:22,219 So we enjoy the present, savor the taste of victory, 394 00:22:22,303 --> 00:22:26,724 and send the queen packing once and for all. 395 00:22:26,807 --> 00:22:29,727 Oh, yes. Motherfucker, yes. 396 00:22:36,609 --> 00:22:38,944 You're letting propriety take precedence. 397 00:22:39,028 --> 00:22:41,030 I refuse to play their game. 398 00:22:41,113 --> 00:22:43,073 I will not sink down to their level. 399 00:22:43,157 --> 00:22:45,367 It is sink or swim, Dina. 400 00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:46,744 When they go low… 401 00:22:46,827 --> 00:22:48,120 We go to fucking hell. 402 00:22:48,621 --> 00:22:49,747 With what I have on Carr, 403 00:22:49,830 --> 00:22:52,291 we could bury them, put her out of business, 404 00:22:52,374 --> 00:22:54,502 and in the process, save our own. 405 00:22:54,585 --> 00:22:58,714 I will not condone using a video that was obtained illegally. 406 00:22:58,798 --> 00:23:02,259 Who cares how it was obtained? We're not in fucking court. 407 00:23:02,343 --> 00:23:03,636 The answer is no. 408 00:23:03,719 --> 00:23:06,180 - But… - It is not how I practice law. 409 00:23:06,972 --> 00:23:08,474 What? 410 00:23:09,350 --> 00:23:13,354 Do you feel sorry for this mean, vindictive bitch? 411 00:23:13,437 --> 00:23:15,523 Is that it? 'Cause I… 412 00:23:16,315 --> 00:23:19,652 What am I missing here? 413 00:23:19,735 --> 00:23:20,778 Make it make sense. 414 00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:25,908 What if, all those years ago, 415 00:23:26,659 --> 00:23:30,079 when Allura and Liberty came to tell me they were leaving, 416 00:23:30,412 --> 00:23:34,166 I told them they could take you and Carr? 417 00:23:35,459 --> 00:23:36,919 It would have changed her life. 418 00:23:37,795 --> 00:23:38,921 Changed mine. 419 00:23:39,004 --> 00:23:41,131 Yes, but yours didn't need changing. 420 00:23:42,174 --> 00:23:44,093 You would have been fine, 421 00:23:44,635 --> 00:23:47,054 even thrived, no matter where you were. 422 00:23:48,305 --> 00:23:49,306 But Carr… 423 00:23:49,390 --> 00:23:52,476 …I didn't see it then. 424 00:23:54,103 --> 00:23:56,522 I didn't think about what she needed… 425 00:23:57,898 --> 00:24:01,110 how I could have helped her become her best self. 426 00:24:03,279 --> 00:24:05,823 Now, instead of that, 427 00:24:06,782 --> 00:24:08,325 she became a monster. 428 00:24:10,077 --> 00:24:13,038 I will not cause her any more pain 429 00:24:14,373 --> 00:24:15,875 than I've already caused. 430 00:24:23,883 --> 00:24:24,967 Now, it makes sense. 431 00:24:28,971 --> 00:24:30,264 It makes you make sense. 432 00:24:31,265 --> 00:24:34,894 The way that you are. So controlled. 433 00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:39,315 I hate that you had to go through that. 434 00:24:40,858 --> 00:24:42,943 Allura, I-I'm sorry. 435 00:24:43,027 --> 00:24:44,194 Don't. 436 00:24:44,278 --> 00:24:47,781 Don't ever say those two words in a courtroom or a law office. 437 00:24:47,865 --> 00:24:49,950 It can be taken as an admission of guilt. 438 00:24:53,871 --> 00:24:58,500 Look, I know it can be hard to talk about things like that. 439 00:24:59,543 --> 00:25:01,253 I just wish we had more. 440 00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:07,343 We're back in. 441 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:10,888 Allura. 442 00:25:11,305 --> 00:25:14,767 Enemy. War. Don't forget. 443 00:25:28,364 --> 00:25:30,991 Our offer has been the same since day one. 444 00:25:31,075 --> 00:25:35,204 The properties, as agreed upon, one million per month in alimony 445 00:25:35,287 --> 00:25:38,958 and a 50% stake in Grant, Ronson, Greene, and Associates. 446 00:25:39,041 --> 00:25:42,503 And in exchange, Ms. Grant takes everything else. 447 00:25:42,586 --> 00:25:45,255 Everything. Including… 448 00:25:45,339 --> 00:25:48,801 The embryos at the Horizon IVF clinic. 449 00:25:48,884 --> 00:25:51,261 Allura, you're not going to get pregnant 450 00:25:51,345 --> 00:25:55,057 without scientific assistance, and I think we both know that. 451 00:25:55,933 --> 00:26:00,771 And you stand even less chance of freezing another viable egg. 452 00:26:01,313 --> 00:26:04,692 Those embryos are your shot. 453 00:26:04,775 --> 00:26:06,276 And by the grace of God, 454 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:09,321 I am giving you a shot at that shot. 455 00:26:09,405 --> 00:26:11,824 My guardian angel. It's a good play. 456 00:26:12,241 --> 00:26:13,325 You're very clever, Carr. 457 00:26:13,409 --> 00:26:15,285 You know who else is, uh, very clever? 458 00:26:15,369 --> 00:26:18,038 The fine folks at Horizon IVF. 459 00:26:18,122 --> 00:26:20,457 They are so clever that they have protected themselves 460 00:26:20,541 --> 00:26:23,752 against being embroiled in sticky, icky custody battles. 461 00:26:23,836 --> 00:26:28,215 "In the event of a dispute regarding custody of embryos, 462 00:26:28,298 --> 00:26:30,384 "if parties cannot reach a mutual agreement 463 00:26:30,467 --> 00:26:32,594 "and the matter is escalated to legal action 464 00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:35,472 "or a court proceeding, 465 00:26:35,556 --> 00:26:38,767 "the clinic shall, in accordance with its policies, 466 00:26:38,851 --> 00:26:41,687 proceed with the destruction of embryos." 467 00:26:41,770 --> 00:26:45,357 That means the clock is ticking, sister. 468 00:26:45,441 --> 00:26:46,942 And unless you can provide proof 469 00:26:47,026 --> 00:26:49,153 that the matter has been resolved today, 470 00:26:49,236 --> 00:26:52,364 the Brady Bunch gets the goldfish treatment, down the tube. 471 00:26:52,448 --> 00:26:54,324 Likely sometime Friday afternoon 472 00:26:54,408 --> 00:26:56,994 if I send a notice of legal dispute tomorrow morning. 473 00:26:57,703 --> 00:27:00,330 Forty-eight hours. 474 00:27:00,414 --> 00:27:02,583 Tick-tock, Clarice. 475 00:27:06,211 --> 00:27:07,296 You poor girl. 476 00:27:08,172 --> 00:27:12,634 I have become all too familiar with pain lately 477 00:27:13,385 --> 00:27:16,680 and with those who try so desperately to mask it. 478 00:27:18,515 --> 00:27:22,186 Carr, I utterly failed you. 479 00:27:26,315 --> 00:27:27,316 Oh. 480 00:27:29,610 --> 00:27:33,864 Well, uh, I accept your apology, 481 00:27:34,656 --> 00:27:35,699 Mommy Dearest. 482 00:27:37,534 --> 00:27:38,744 And I forgive you. 483 00:27:39,161 --> 00:27:40,996 Oh, wait. No, I fucking don't. 484 00:27:42,164 --> 00:27:43,457 So now, what will it be? 485 00:27:45,042 --> 00:27:49,463 The great female dilemma: work or family? 486 00:27:49,546 --> 00:27:52,216 The firm or kiddos? Checkmate. 487 00:27:52,299 --> 00:27:54,092 - Is it, though? - I think so. 488 00:27:54,176 --> 00:27:57,179 See, checkmate would imply I have no moves left, 489 00:27:57,721 --> 00:27:58,931 that you hold all the power. 490 00:27:59,014 --> 00:28:00,307 - Allura. - But you don't. 491 00:28:00,891 --> 00:28:02,184 Allura, stop. 492 00:28:02,267 --> 00:28:04,895 There are no embryos, Carr. They didn't take. 493 00:28:05,479 --> 00:28:08,190 I implanted the last two on my own three weeks ago, 494 00:28:08,273 --> 00:28:10,067 and I got my period this morning. 495 00:28:10,984 --> 00:28:13,320 So no babies from the dream team. 496 00:28:13,737 --> 00:28:15,280 Probably for the best. 497 00:28:15,364 --> 00:28:17,825 Uh, th-this is what? A joke? 498 00:28:17,908 --> 00:28:21,870 Judge DeLancie, I would like 10 minutes alone with my client. 499 00:28:21,954 --> 00:28:23,789 - Wait, are you serious, Allura? - Shh! 500 00:28:23,872 --> 00:28:26,291 So, so y-you're telling me you, 501 00:28:26,625 --> 00:28:27,709 I-I'm sorry, 502 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:29,837 - illegally implanted embryos… - Yep. 503 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,966 …that were communal property with my client, human lives, 504 00:28:34,049 --> 00:28:36,009 and in the process, murdered them. 505 00:28:36,093 --> 00:28:37,261 They didn't take. 506 00:28:37,344 --> 00:28:39,638 You are so done. 507 00:28:39,721 --> 00:28:41,682 We will see you in court. 508 00:28:41,765 --> 00:28:43,934 We will be filing, uh, additional suits 509 00:28:44,017 --> 00:28:45,769 for theft, damaged property, 510 00:28:45,853 --> 00:28:48,021 and I guess I'll go easy on you, manslaughter. 511 00:28:48,105 --> 00:28:49,690 Enough, Carr! 512 00:28:50,107 --> 00:28:51,275 Oh. 513 00:28:51,692 --> 00:28:52,985 Is it true, Allura? 514 00:28:54,486 --> 00:28:56,488 - Sit down. - Are they gone? 515 00:28:57,155 --> 00:28:58,740 - Sit the fuck down. - I'm so sorry. 516 00:28:59,533 --> 00:29:01,034 I don't care if I'm not supposed to say it. 517 00:29:01,118 --> 00:29:03,954 I'm sorry, Allura. I'm so sorry. 518 00:29:04,037 --> 00:29:05,789 And this ends today. All of it. 519 00:29:05,873 --> 00:29:08,500 Lawsuits, court, manslaughter? No! 520 00:29:08,584 --> 00:29:11,587 Listen to me, you fucking moron. She just committed a felony. 521 00:29:11,670 --> 00:29:14,464 Which means she has handed us this entire proceeding 522 00:29:14,548 --> 00:29:16,174 on a diamond-encrusted platter. 523 00:29:16,258 --> 00:29:18,635 Let us do the job that you have hired us to do. 524 00:29:24,349 --> 00:29:25,475 I said no. 525 00:29:28,228 --> 00:29:29,313 Alright. 526 00:29:30,689 --> 00:29:32,774 Have it your way, Burger King. 527 00:29:36,194 --> 00:29:38,906 I'm still taking your fucking law firm. 528 00:29:42,159 --> 00:29:44,494 Uh, Your Honor, a moment. 529 00:29:58,508 --> 00:30:00,344 Yeah, I understand. 530 00:30:00,844 --> 00:30:02,512 Thank you. I'll be there shortly. 531 00:30:07,476 --> 00:30:08,685 It's the hospice nurse. 532 00:30:09,102 --> 00:30:10,938 Oh, my God, Dina. 533 00:30:11,021 --> 00:30:14,024 Just when you think it couldn't possibly get any worse, 534 00:30:14,107 --> 00:30:16,318 the world finds a way to prove you wrong. 535 00:30:16,401 --> 00:30:20,197 This is the worst time for Liberty to be across town doing arbitration. 536 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,740 - You need to go. - Yeah. 537 00:30:22,282 --> 00:30:23,450 It's on you now. 538 00:30:24,785 --> 00:30:26,495 Yes, Emerald, it's on you. 539 00:30:27,204 --> 00:30:28,622 You need to take the lead. 540 00:30:28,705 --> 00:30:31,667 Okay, w-wait. This case could decide the firm's future. 541 00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:33,335 I've never led a case like this before. 542 00:30:33,418 --> 00:30:36,755 You have faced stakes much higher than this when you were a cop. 543 00:30:36,838 --> 00:30:38,966 - But… - Life and death, for God's sake. 544 00:30:39,049 --> 00:30:41,677 You know how to read people, how to think on your feet, 545 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,428 how to stay cool under pressure. 546 00:30:43,512 --> 00:30:46,264 You have been the lead on this from get-go. 547 00:30:46,348 --> 00:30:48,642 Allura hired you for a reason. 548 00:30:48,725 --> 00:30:51,561 I know you can do it because I trained you. 549 00:30:52,104 --> 00:30:54,898 Right, I'm just saying that Allura deserves… 550 00:30:54,982 --> 00:30:57,985 You. Allura needs and deserves you. 551 00:30:58,068 --> 00:31:00,278 I count myself one fucking lucky woman 552 00:31:00,362 --> 00:31:02,531 to have Emerald Greene representing me. 553 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,200 Okay, I will do my best. 554 00:31:05,575 --> 00:31:09,079 Stay strong, girl. You're in excellent hands. 555 00:31:10,288 --> 00:31:11,373 Dina… 556 00:31:12,374 --> 00:31:15,711 stay strong yourself, and please let us know how he is. 557 00:31:24,011 --> 00:31:25,429 Buckle up, girlfriend. 558 00:31:25,512 --> 00:31:28,473 If we're gonna win this, we gotta do it my way. 559 00:31:28,557 --> 00:31:31,518 No more playing nice. We are taking them to the mat. 560 00:31:31,852 --> 00:31:34,271 - You with me? - Every step of the way. 561 00:31:39,443 --> 00:31:43,405 If we can't find a resolution today, this case goes to court. 562 00:31:43,488 --> 00:31:47,451 But make no mistake, it will be tried in the press. 563 00:31:47,534 --> 00:31:49,494 There will be a winner and a loser. 564 00:31:49,828 --> 00:31:51,830 But it's all gonna come down to one thing, 565 00:31:51,913 --> 00:31:53,874 and that is character. 566 00:31:54,416 --> 00:31:57,836 And y'all have been coming after Allura's character all day 567 00:31:57,919 --> 00:32:00,839 with your dirty, nasty games. 568 00:32:01,339 --> 00:32:02,841 But it's our turn now. 569 00:32:02,924 --> 00:32:06,094 And there is nothing dirtier or nastier 570 00:32:06,887 --> 00:32:08,305 than the motherfucking truth. 571 00:32:08,930 --> 00:32:10,682 - Mm. - Carr, Alberta, 572 00:32:10,766 --> 00:32:11,975 you're not getting this law firm. 573 00:32:12,559 --> 00:32:15,520 Not 50%. Not one goddamn percent. 574 00:32:15,604 --> 00:32:18,148 And you are not taking so much 575 00:32:18,231 --> 00:32:21,068 as a goddamn ballpoint pen out of this building. 576 00:32:21,151 --> 00:32:25,113 Ooh, enough edging, Counselor. Let us cum already. 577 00:32:25,197 --> 00:32:27,282 Mm. Right. 578 00:32:27,991 --> 00:32:32,079 December 13, 2022, Rams versus the Chargers. 579 00:32:32,162 --> 00:32:34,706 Not Chase's finest hour. 580 00:32:34,790 --> 00:32:38,794 At every pivotal moment, Mr. Munroe's performance 581 00:32:38,877 --> 00:32:43,006 deviates from his usual mechanical excellence. 582 00:32:43,090 --> 00:32:46,968 The rhythm of that entire game just didn't add up. 583 00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:51,056 From the beginning to the end, there were a series of mistakes 584 00:32:51,139 --> 00:32:55,685 that mathematically could not have happened by mere chance. 585 00:32:55,769 --> 00:32:59,564 Each of these mistakes aligns precisely 586 00:32:59,648 --> 00:33:03,068 with the flurry of targeted high-stakes bets 587 00:33:03,151 --> 00:33:07,197 coming from known associates from a gambling syndicate, 588 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,075 a pattern that aligns perfectly with, 589 00:33:10,408 --> 00:33:12,119 what would you call it, Mr. Munroe? 590 00:33:12,494 --> 00:33:14,871 Oh, yeah, a fix. 591 00:33:14,955 --> 00:33:16,748 That's not true. She's lying. 592 00:33:16,832 --> 00:33:18,708 The question is, why? 593 00:33:18,792 --> 00:33:22,337 Why would someone at the height of their career 594 00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:26,091 do something so objectively dumb? 595 00:33:26,550 --> 00:33:29,386 Well, there's another piece to the puzzle. 596 00:33:30,178 --> 00:33:35,058 Come to find out that your client is a card shark. 597 00:33:36,309 --> 00:33:39,396 Let's take a look at these emails. 598 00:33:40,147 --> 00:33:42,816 This exchange is with a ranking member 599 00:33:42,899 --> 00:33:44,818 of the very same syndicate 600 00:33:44,901 --> 00:33:47,362 that placed those high-stakes gambling bets, 601 00:33:47,445 --> 00:33:49,614 where your client says, and I quote, 602 00:33:49,948 --> 00:33:52,450 "It's time for me to clear my debts." 603 00:33:52,742 --> 00:33:54,744 He asked for a solution that will make 604 00:33:54,828 --> 00:33:58,081 his financial problems disappear quickly 605 00:33:58,165 --> 00:34:00,041 at any cost. 606 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:01,918 So, you hacked into our client's email? 607 00:34:02,002 --> 00:34:04,421 It's not hacking if my client has the password. 608 00:34:04,504 --> 00:34:07,299 Ace sleuthing, Ms. Marple. 609 00:34:07,757 --> 00:34:10,594 Those will do great on those conspiracy theory subreddits. 610 00:34:10,677 --> 00:34:12,137 - Next. - Yeah. 611 00:34:12,220 --> 00:34:14,181 I have to agree with Ms. Lane here. 612 00:34:14,264 --> 00:34:16,183 The evidence, while compelling, 613 00:34:16,266 --> 00:34:19,811 is not admissible in the scope of this proceeding. 614 00:34:19,895 --> 00:34:20,896 Alright? 615 00:34:20,979 --> 00:34:23,857 I mean, beyond using it for leverage, it's worthless. 616 00:34:23,982 --> 00:34:26,234 So why don't we just all move on here 617 00:34:26,318 --> 00:34:29,863 in a more resolution-oriented manner, shall we? 618 00:34:29,946 --> 00:34:31,281 You got it, Judge. 619 00:34:31,781 --> 00:34:33,033 Let's move on. 620 00:34:33,116 --> 00:34:37,078 Chase Munroe is an equal-opportunity cheater. 621 00:34:37,454 --> 00:34:40,248 He cheats at the game, he cheats at life, 622 00:34:40,332 --> 00:34:42,667 and he cheats on his wife. 623 00:34:42,751 --> 00:34:45,754 And yes, I know California is a no-fault state, 624 00:34:45,837 --> 00:34:48,965 so there is no price to be paid for infidelity. 625 00:34:49,049 --> 00:34:51,635 And this is why I fight. 626 00:34:51,718 --> 00:34:54,095 I fight for women like Allura, 627 00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:57,432 for women like Milan who is carrying your baby. 628 00:34:57,516 --> 00:35:01,436 And why I will keep fighting to expose assholes like you. 629 00:35:02,062 --> 00:35:04,397 Exposing assholes. 630 00:35:04,481 --> 00:35:07,859 Are you sure you're not talking about your steamy photo shoot, Em? 631 00:35:08,109 --> 00:35:09,194 What? 632 00:35:09,277 --> 00:35:11,947 I know you, uh, scrubbed the internet of those pictures, 633 00:35:12,030 --> 00:35:14,658 but do not worry. I saved the screenshots. 634 00:35:15,283 --> 00:35:17,869 You know, just in case you want to share them with the grandkids. 635 00:35:18,203 --> 00:35:21,498 And these will look real good on page six. 636 00:35:21,581 --> 00:35:25,877 "Grant, Ronson, and Greene: Exposing Assholes." Ha! 637 00:35:42,185 --> 00:35:45,647 This ends… today. 638 00:35:46,064 --> 00:35:47,065 Okay. 639 00:35:47,148 --> 00:35:51,319 All of this, whatever you are… 640 00:35:53,780 --> 00:35:55,156 is over, bitch. 641 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,908 Oh, yeah? 642 00:35:59,661 --> 00:36:02,622 Don't you think you're being a little bit of a hard ass, 643 00:36:03,123 --> 00:36:04,457 Officer Pryzn… 644 00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:07,127 Officer Przybylski? 645 00:36:07,711 --> 00:36:12,090 Because, honestly, I really feel like in my opinion, 646 00:36:12,173 --> 00:36:15,468 I deserve, uh, a-an excellent conduct medal… 647 00:36:15,552 --> 00:36:19,222 - Your Honor. - …because if I had stayed 648 00:36:19,306 --> 00:36:23,977 and-and given my extremely hot, 649 00:36:24,060 --> 00:36:28,023 extremely horny young client a blowjob, 650 00:36:28,106 --> 00:36:31,943 then I never would have blown a.09 651 00:36:32,694 --> 00:36:35,447 into your foul-smelling breathalyzer. 652 00:36:36,740 --> 00:36:37,991 Talk about blowing it. 653 00:36:38,074 --> 00:36:40,368 This is the part for your grandkids. 654 00:36:40,452 --> 00:36:41,953 Ma'am, I need to remind you that this is being recorded. 655 00:36:42,037 --> 00:36:43,246 I don't give a shit, 656 00:36:43,330 --> 00:36:46,166 because all I'm doing is telling the truth. 657 00:36:46,625 --> 00:36:49,294 I'm not saying a single lie, okay? 658 00:36:49,669 --> 00:36:54,007 I, for one, did not suck off my client, 659 00:36:54,090 --> 00:36:56,134 even though I could've, 'cause boy, this girl, 660 00:36:56,217 --> 00:36:58,178 she's got no gag reflex. 661 00:36:59,054 --> 00:37:00,555 Look, you're an attorney, so you know 662 00:37:00,639 --> 00:37:02,098 that given your present condition, it's probably best… 663 00:37:02,182 --> 00:37:04,643 Yeah, given my present condition is unjustly… 664 00:37:04,726 --> 00:37:05,810 Turn it off. 665 00:37:06,269 --> 00:37:07,520 Zip it. 666 00:37:09,773 --> 00:37:13,360 - I need a man. - "…man." 667 00:37:16,863 --> 00:37:20,992 I need a Scorpio man. 668 00:37:23,161 --> 00:37:24,996 You fucking bitches! 669 00:37:26,498 --> 00:37:27,582 Give me that. 670 00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:28,917 - Give me that fucking thing! - Whoa, Carr. Carr. 671 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,002 - Give it to me right this… - What is wrong with you? 672 00:37:31,086 --> 00:37:34,422 Fucking give it to me. You really are just a dirty fucking cop. 673 00:37:34,506 --> 00:37:36,675 A slithering snake with a law degree. 674 00:37:36,758 --> 00:37:37,967 - You know what I'm gonna do? - Carr. 675 00:37:38,051 --> 00:37:40,136 - I'm… Get the fuck off of me. - Carr. 676 00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:43,556 I am going to report your ass to the fucking state bar… 677 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,766 - Do it. - …tell them how you used 678 00:37:44,849 --> 00:37:46,976 your former law enforcement contacts 679 00:37:47,060 --> 00:37:49,521 to access privileged fucking information. 680 00:37:49,604 --> 00:37:52,023 - Goddamnit, turn off! - Your Honor, this is a smear tactic… 681 00:37:52,107 --> 00:37:54,526 Counselors, this is not a court of law. 682 00:37:54,609 --> 00:37:56,903 Maybe, but it's extremely unethical, Judge DeLancie? 683 00:37:56,986 --> 00:37:59,906 - Ms. Greene, attempting to impugn the… - You knew about this, didn't you? 684 00:37:59,989 --> 00:38:01,658 What'd you think you were going to do with it, huh? 685 00:38:01,741 --> 00:38:04,285 What, you-you were gonna release it to Daily Mail? 686 00:38:04,369 --> 00:38:05,578 You think you were going to ruin me with it? 687 00:38:05,662 --> 00:38:09,541 No, Carr. But like they say, "The truth will out." 688 00:38:09,624 --> 00:38:12,085 You want the truth? I will give you truth. 689 00:38:12,168 --> 00:38:15,839 No more protecting poor little put-upon Allura! 690 00:38:15,922 --> 00:38:17,632 I fucked your husband! 691 00:38:17,716 --> 00:38:19,008 - Oh, yeah. - That is… 692 00:38:19,092 --> 00:38:23,388 Not once, many times before and after the split. 693 00:38:23,471 --> 00:38:24,472 - Come on. - Carr, come on. 694 00:38:24,556 --> 00:38:26,015 Tell her how he made me cum 695 00:38:26,099 --> 00:38:28,643 again and again and again. 696 00:38:28,727 --> 00:38:30,770 - Carr. - Tell her how my moans 697 00:38:30,854 --> 00:38:33,481 got you so hard you couldn't stop yourself. 698 00:38:33,565 --> 00:38:36,526 How you exploded inside me, in my mouth, 699 00:38:36,609 --> 00:38:39,487 - in my ass, in my pussy! - Carr. 700 00:38:39,571 --> 00:38:42,532 And how I kept screaming until your neighbors called 701 00:38:42,615 --> 00:38:44,284 and said, "Hey, what the fuck is going on in there? 702 00:38:44,367 --> 00:38:46,411 Maybe some human ritualistic sacrifice going on." 703 00:38:46,494 --> 00:38:48,621 Carr. Carr! Carr, come on. 704 00:38:48,705 --> 00:38:50,123 Let me tell you something. 705 00:38:50,582 --> 00:38:51,875 Because here's the deal. 706 00:38:52,292 --> 00:38:55,420 There's one cold, hard truth, 707 00:38:56,087 --> 00:38:58,590 which is that I am better than you. 708 00:38:59,299 --> 00:39:04,596 I am better than you in every single way imaginable. 709 00:39:04,679 --> 00:39:08,558 I am a better lawyer, a better lover, a better mother, 710 00:39:08,641 --> 00:39:10,268 which is something you will never, 711 00:39:10,351 --> 00:39:13,646 ever be, you infertile, career-obsessed bitch! 712 00:39:13,730 --> 00:39:14,731 Carr! 713 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,485 For God's sake. 714 00:39:23,948 --> 00:39:25,033 Jesus. 715 00:39:30,079 --> 00:39:31,372 Come on. 716 00:39:36,044 --> 00:39:37,962 Carr. Carr! 717 00:39:48,890 --> 00:39:49,891 Carr. 718 00:39:58,066 --> 00:39:59,192 You happy? 719 00:40:12,705 --> 00:40:15,583 Alright, everybody out! I said get out! 720 00:40:16,376 --> 00:40:19,087 Get the fuck out of here, for God's sake! 721 00:40:26,845 --> 00:40:28,930 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 722 00:40:29,639 --> 00:40:31,224 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 723 00:40:31,307 --> 00:40:32,392 Settle. 724 00:40:33,893 --> 00:40:36,980 You know Chase doesn't deserve half this law firm. 725 00:40:37,063 --> 00:40:38,898 And I don't believe you feel good about getting it for him. 726 00:40:38,982 --> 00:40:42,986 Yeah, well, I didn't want it for him. I wanted it for me. 727 00:40:43,069 --> 00:40:47,115 I wanted the satisfaction of watching it be dismantled 728 00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:51,911 and sold off to some flesh-eating venture capitalist 729 00:40:51,995 --> 00:40:53,454 for scraps. 730 00:40:54,664 --> 00:40:57,584 You have no idea how hard my life is. 731 00:40:58,251 --> 00:41:01,671 Raising a daughter on my own, running a business on my own, 732 00:41:01,754 --> 00:41:03,923 and I… I feel… 733 00:41:05,258 --> 00:41:09,679 I am 100% alone with all of it. 734 00:41:11,347 --> 00:41:16,185 Okay, Pot. It's me, Kettle, the single mother of three boys. 735 00:41:16,269 --> 00:41:18,479 So bring it down just a little bit. 736 00:41:19,689 --> 00:41:23,234 Carr, you remind me so much of myself. 737 00:41:25,028 --> 00:41:27,822 When I went back to school to get my law degree 738 00:41:27,906 --> 00:41:31,743 and those rich bitches at Sigma Delta Kappa 739 00:41:31,826 --> 00:41:35,622 told me I couldn't pledge because I wasn't a good fit… 740 00:41:37,665 --> 00:41:41,920 I wanted to burn that place to the fucking ground. 741 00:41:42,003 --> 00:41:43,796 And then I realized 742 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,799 I don't need these bitches to tell me I'm good enough. 743 00:41:47,467 --> 00:41:52,013 I just kept proving it over and over again 744 00:41:52,472 --> 00:41:54,432 while rising above them all. 745 00:41:55,475 --> 00:41:56,517 What's your point? 746 00:41:56,601 --> 00:42:00,146 You do not have to try to destroy us 747 00:42:00,229 --> 00:42:02,315 just to prove you're as good as we are. 748 00:42:02,398 --> 00:42:04,525 Better. I am better than you. 749 00:42:06,945 --> 00:42:08,196 Possibly. 750 00:42:08,696 --> 00:42:09,697 Definitely. 751 00:42:10,448 --> 00:42:11,908 Your client wants to settle. 752 00:42:11,991 --> 00:42:13,034 No. 753 00:42:13,117 --> 00:42:15,161 He doesn't want this shit to get out. 754 00:42:15,244 --> 00:42:16,788 Hell, I don't want this shit to get out. 755 00:42:16,871 --> 00:42:18,289 The shit about you? 756 00:42:18,373 --> 00:42:21,250 If I don't have to, I don't want to destroy someone 757 00:42:21,334 --> 00:42:24,170 that I admire, even, fuck me for saying it, 758 00:42:24,837 --> 00:42:26,255 have been inspired by. 759 00:42:27,799 --> 00:42:29,926 Who the fuck are you talking about? Me? 760 00:42:31,094 --> 00:42:33,805 You… Look… 761 00:42:34,973 --> 00:42:38,226 get him what California law allows. 762 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:40,436 Allura is willing. 763 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,230 Drop going after the firm, 764 00:42:42,313 --> 00:42:44,774 and I will make you an offer you can't refuse. 765 00:42:44,857 --> 00:42:47,860 You'll repress the recording? Goodie. 766 00:42:48,319 --> 00:42:51,531 I will also put in a good word for your daughter. 767 00:42:51,614 --> 00:42:52,657 How about that? 768 00:42:54,492 --> 00:42:57,537 I know that she's applying to Benedict Hall. 769 00:42:57,620 --> 00:43:00,289 I also know that they like her. 770 00:43:00,373 --> 00:43:02,834 But the application process is competitive 771 00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:04,544 like you would not believe. 772 00:43:04,627 --> 00:43:06,879 But I got drafted to be on the board. 773 00:43:06,963 --> 00:43:10,216 Now, normally, it's not my bag. I would have said no. 774 00:43:10,299 --> 00:43:14,762 But I love that place. My boys thrived there. 775 00:43:14,846 --> 00:43:18,141 And I think Amabel will too. 776 00:43:22,228 --> 00:43:23,896 Why are you being nice to me? 777 00:43:26,524 --> 00:43:30,111 And why would you do anything for me, for my daughter, 778 00:43:30,194 --> 00:43:32,947 after… what I did in there… 779 00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:35,283 after what I've become? 780 00:43:36,159 --> 00:43:39,495 Because maybe we had something to do with it. 781 00:43:42,081 --> 00:43:43,958 We should have asked you to come with us. 782 00:43:44,459 --> 00:43:47,962 I don't think I ever imagined how much pain that must have caused you. 783 00:43:49,297 --> 00:43:51,382 How much pain I must have caused. 784 00:43:51,466 --> 00:43:54,427 Whatever you decide, whatever you recommend to Chase, 785 00:43:54,510 --> 00:43:57,013 it still doesn't change or excuse what I did. 786 00:43:58,181 --> 00:43:59,515 If I could take it back, 787 00:43:59,932 --> 00:44:02,435 if I could rewrite history, I would. 788 00:44:03,770 --> 00:44:06,397 It's time for this to all be over, Carr. 789 00:44:07,065 --> 00:44:08,066 All of it. 790 00:44:22,830 --> 00:44:25,041 Ick. Hugging. 791 00:44:26,751 --> 00:44:27,835 Oh, well… 792 00:44:29,712 --> 00:44:31,798 whatever. 793 00:44:42,767 --> 00:44:46,270 We-we would have been at each other's throats if we partnered. 794 00:44:47,855 --> 00:44:52,568 Yeah, your sense of design, Jesus Christ. 795 00:44:52,652 --> 00:44:54,570 I mean, that is really, pff. 796 00:44:54,654 --> 00:44:58,825 This, uh, greige color palette evidently inspired by Rikers, 797 00:44:58,908 --> 00:45:01,202 I never, never could have lived with that. 798 00:45:01,953 --> 00:45:02,954 So… 799 00:45:08,543 --> 00:45:10,002 fifty-fifty split. 800 00:45:11,462 --> 00:45:15,633 Personal assets only as originally agreed upon. 801 00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:19,387 If you tell anyone we had this fucking conversation, 802 00:45:19,470 --> 00:45:20,930 I'll-I'll kill you both. 803 00:45:24,016 --> 00:45:25,434 I think we're done here. 804 00:48:02,091 --> 00:48:05,386 We had a good ride, didn't we, Dougie? 805 00:48:07,054 --> 00:48:08,347 Damn good. 806 00:48:26,365 --> 00:48:27,450 It's okay. 807 00:48:29,535 --> 00:48:30,703 It's okay.