1 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:09,259 What do you see? 2 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:11,970 Officers at the scene saw a suicide. 3 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:14,056 Close range, an almost surgically perfect shot 4 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,140 to the right temple. 5 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:17,726 But I want to show you something else. 6 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:25,108 Mr. Walton's bludgeoned in the genitals just before he died. 7 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:27,819 And this? This changes the story for me. 8 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:31,323 I no longer see a suicide. I see rage. 9 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:34,952 Someone who almost got away with the perfect crime, 10 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:38,455 but whose emotions, in a flash, got the better of them. 11 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,582 What exactly are you looking for, Detective? 12 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,626 Hmm? A blubbering confession? 13 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:46,630 Because all I can see here is an unresolved, brutal murder. 14 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:49,383 You're not wrong. This is revenge. 15 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,385 But revenge against what? 16 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:54,388 What happened to me was one night in this man's life. 17 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:57,683 Exactly. So what do you suppose he was doing on all the other nights? 18 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:00,727 You want to find Mr. Walton's killer? 19 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:02,854 Look for more victims. 20 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:06,149 Help the people he hurt, and your killer will appear. 21 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:11,947 How did it feel, Emerald, after what he did to you? 22 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,200 To know he was still out there, walking free? 23 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:17,995 Okay, that's enough. This is bordering on harassment. 24 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,247 We have been nothing but cooperative, 25 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:23,208 we've been consistent, and we have alibis. 26 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:26,253 You do have alibis, which we're in the process of checking out, 27 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:27,921 along with those your boys gave us. 28 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,756 Be careful, bitch. 29 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:35,053 Now, bear with me if you can, one more question, to that end. 30 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:39,558 Ms. Ronson, the night of the murder, you were home alone? 31 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:43,895 As corroborated by security camera footage and cell phone data, yes. 32 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,063 Right. 33 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,899 Except there's a two-hour window. 34 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:53,030 No calls, no texts until 12:15. 35 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:56,283 Two voicemails, a number of texts, 36 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:59,369 all of which came through at exactly the same time. 37 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:00,746 Suggesting? 38 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:02,664 The phone was on airplane mode, 39 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:06,209 suggesting someone didn't want to be tracked. 40 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:09,254 Or perhaps, my phone was dead 41 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,923 and I didn't plug it in until I went to bed. 42 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:13,967 This impromptu interrogation is over. 43 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,262 Shame, I know the coffee really is quite good. 44 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:19,556 - Moroccan blend. - Ms. Standish. 45 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:24,186 Ah, showing crime scene photos in an informal setting 46 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,854 without an attorney present? 47 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:30,192 Are you officially considering my clients to be suspects? 48 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:33,612 I presume you have the necessary probable cause to justify that? 49 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:36,114 Your clients have not been forthright with me. 50 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:38,825 - The fact is… - The fact is you don't have a case. 51 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:42,329 If you did, you wouldn't be here trying to bully yourself into one. 52 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:46,208 Now, you've been here long enough to constitute detainment without cause, 53 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:49,252 which I would be thrilled to challenge in court. 54 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,755 Or perhaps I should just mention 55 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,883 your egregious intimidation tactics 56 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,177 in a formal complaint to my dear friend 57 00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:00,222 Suzanne Gray at Internal Affairs. 58 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:05,185 Oh, the truth always gets out. 59 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,978 Well, you have five seconds to get out. 60 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:09,189 And the next time you show your face around here, 61 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,608 bring a pair of cuffs and an arrest warrant. 62 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,026 That's a deal. 63 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:24,830 Oof. 64 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,418 Oh, my girls. 65 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,338 It's Fashion Week. 66 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:38,051 I feel like playing hooky. Anyone with me? 67 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:41,388 Oh. 68 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:44,099 What's the point of having your own plane 69 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:45,976 if you never use the damn thing? 70 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,603 Let's hit the runway. 71 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:56,945 Thank you, darling. 72 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:59,990 All I'm saying is if Fashion Week wants to impress me, 73 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:04,494 it better match the five-star service that we get on this flight. 74 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:09,749 Well, as it happens, my darling, I pulled some serious strings. 75 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,335 Front row, all four shows. 76 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,171 Oh, yes, you did. 77 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,673 We're practically rubbing shoulders with Anna. 78 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,217 - Mm! - Oh, sweet Jesus! 79 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,219 - Speaking of rubbing shoulders… - Yes! 80 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:24,014 Was that a happy ending, or do we need to rescue her? 81 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,432 I hope so. 82 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:35,817 Oh. 83 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:39,738 Oh! That's it! 84 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:43,533 That's the spot! That's the spot! 85 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:46,870 That's it, Kenneth. 86 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,085 I don't know what's better. 87 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:58,632 Ken's legendary massages or no work calls. 88 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:02,469 I'll drink to that. No texts, no emails. 89 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:05,680 God, it's been a record-breaking, ass-breaking month. 90 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:06,848 Oof. 91 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:09,017 Woo-hoo-hoo! 92 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,686 Oh, here she is. 93 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:13,230 Oh, my. 94 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,773 - Queen. - Yes! 95 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:16,608 Woo! 96 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:17,818 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 97 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,110 Woo! 98 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:20,654 Was it as good as it sounded? 99 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,239 I think I just got baptized. 100 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,824 - Oh. - Or resurrected. 101 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,577 I needed that. 102 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,163 These last couple of weeks have been a shit show, 103 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,456 - don't y'all agree? - Mm-hmm. 104 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:34,125 Between your divorce, Dina losing Doug… 105 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:35,710 And everything you went through. 106 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:39,047 I mean, hell if I know how we've all made it out in one piece. 107 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:42,217 Which is why, my darlings, the universe owes us 108 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:45,595 an obscenely over-the-top pampering. 109 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,097 - Yes. - Hmm. 110 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:50,433 Listen, Dina, we've talked this over 111 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:53,854 and now that you don't have to juggle caregiving with your caseload… 112 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:57,774 We were wondering if you would consider please, 113 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,193 please let us change the name of our firm 114 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:03,446 to Grant, Ronson, Greene, and Standish. 115 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,615 - Pretty please? - We're begging you. 116 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,034 I mean, no one has your skill as a litigator. 117 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:10,078 And our business is just growing so fast, 118 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:11,288 we-we can't handle it all. 119 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,831 Darlings, what you need is somebody 120 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:16,042 who is hungry and ambitious. 121 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,962 Somebody who will fight like hell to make a name for themselves. 122 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:22,299 Why do we need someone who wants to fight to make a name 123 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,634 when your name clears rooms, honey? 124 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:30,640 Look, my whole life has been about work and Doug, of course. 125 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:36,187 Losing him… has made me want to scale back, 126 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:40,859 travel more, try to find what else makes me feel alive. 127 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:45,280 I will always be there to fill in the gaps like I'm doing now, 128 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,157 but I agree. 129 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,200 I think you need to find another partner 130 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:52,871 and two or three paralegals, at least. 131 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:57,292 - Would you like a refill? - Yes, I would. Thank you. 132 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:02,505 I asked Milan to come back. 133 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:03,757 I know you lying. 134 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,635 You don't blame the rabbit for getting trapped by the fox. 135 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,095 Besides, she's smart and she's pregnant. 136 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,431 And if we're not about women supporting women, 137 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:13,516 then we're not walking the walk. 138 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,561 Wow. Turning the other cheek 139 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:18,688 when you could have thrown a left hook? 140 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:19,856 Respect. 141 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,900 Okay, that's one paralegal. 142 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:25,153 But unless Dina's planning on cloning herself, 143 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:28,031 we're going to need to start headhunting. 144 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,367 Have you thought about Carr? 145 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:35,455 Uh, yes, I've thought about headhunting Carr, actually. 146 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:38,625 Quite literally, I would like to mount her head on the wall 147 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:42,504 and find a nearby spike to impale her. 148 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:43,797 That's a shame. 149 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,882 I always hoped all my girls 150 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,676 would find their way back to each other. 151 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:51,137 Especially after the way she handled your divorce. 152 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:55,225 I mean, she could have gone for the jugular, but she held back. 153 00:07:55,308 --> 00:08:00,647 Out of what I assume was respect? Affection? 154 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,441 Affection? Carr? Please, spare me. 155 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,486 Okay, Libby, relax your Spanx. 156 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,406 What about Alberta? She's a killer lawyer. 157 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,533 Alberta asked Carr to be her partner. 158 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:12,617 Mm! 159 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,870 That was all a part of the play. 160 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,872 Get close, get inside, 161 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,834 and then go after what she really wanted: us. 162 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,752 Smart move, smart lady. 163 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:26,464 She's shrewd. She's sane. 164 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:28,633 She's black. 165 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:31,845 I'm not going to be mad at a little more melanin up and through here, okay? 166 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:35,181 Okay, fine. Let's consider Alberta. 167 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:39,060 But let me be clear. If Carr were to join this firm, 168 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,562 you'd still be looking for a partner 169 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,440 because I would be out the door before you could say, 170 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,816 "Fucking psychopath." 171 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:47,152 Okay. 172 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:50,613 Okay. Who's ready to relieve some stress? 173 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:51,781 Well… 174 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:59,039 Uh, okay, I guess that's me, Ken. Ouch. 175 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,791 Maybe next time we can, uh, 176 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,710 pretend to struggle with the decision. 177 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:08,465 Please? Never mind those… bitches. 178 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:21,519 Yes, Miss Thing, that right there is all you. 179 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,521 It's mentally already in my closet. 180 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:24,731 I know that's right. 181 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,293 - I wish you'd reconsider, Libby. - Reconsider what? 182 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,128 Carr is the only female lawyer 183 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:50,173 I know who's sharp enough to be a partner in this firm. 184 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,884 Sharp, yes, like a bloody machete. 185 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,677 Only with her, you just don't know which way 186 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,262 the blade will swing. 187 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,515 Why is she so important to you? 188 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,308 I feel responsible for her. 189 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,894 For all of you, but particularly for her 190 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:03,978 after what she went through. 191 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,897 Oh, we've all been through shit. 192 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,232 Not like her. 193 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,150 When she was a little girl, 194 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:12,028 she experienced the worst kind of abandonment. 195 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,905 - What? - Her father, 196 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,157 and this is strictly confidential. 197 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:20,161 Her father killed himself, and she found him. 198 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,956 Holy fuck, I didn't know that. 199 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:26,209 That's why she now draws her own lines: 200 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,044 on her skin, in the sand, 201 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,505 across anyone who tries to get too close to her. 202 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,799 Because if she's doing the damage, 203 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,634 at least it's not being done to her. 204 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,595 Okay, fine. I'll take the meeting, but that's it. 205 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,389 - Thank you. - She's going to have to compete 206 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,224 for the job, just like everyone else. 207 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,517 Of course. 208 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,521 And just remember: 209 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,940 hot shot female lawyers in Los Angeles, 210 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:51,484 they're as common as avocados. 211 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:55,905 The trick is finding one that's not rotting inside. 212 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:57,365 Bravo. 213 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:12,672 I do not blame my mother for my misfortunes or for my drinking. 214 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,382 You don't even acknowledge that you drink. 215 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,800 - Oh, my God. - How could you possibly blame your mother 216 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:18,052 - for something you don't even do? - Here, here, here, wait. Shh, shh. 217 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,889 "Remember my 17th birthday party 218 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,224 when you lifted your skirt up in front of all those people…" 219 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,811 "I didn't lift my skirt, it twirled up!" 220 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:27,896 Mm. 221 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:30,148 "You only remember the bad stuff, don't you? 222 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,942 "What about the big band I got to play at that party? 223 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,402 "Do you remember that? No! 224 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:39,032 You only remember that my skirt accidentally twirled up!" 225 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,659 "And you weren't wearing any underwear." 226 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,287 "Well, so my bush was out. So what?" 227 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,914 - Oh, God. - You wish. 228 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,749 We need to get some boyfriends. 229 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:48,833 Yeah, I know. 230 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,960 We're in our prime. We should be dating. 231 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,212 There's no excuse. 232 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,631 Yeah, I thought I was going to wait to be done with the, uh, 233 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,258 mommy thing, and then suddenly I was 50. 234 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,219 Yeah, well, that's the new 35. 235 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:00,553 - Oh, please. - Seriously. 236 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:04,098 We're hot. We are rich. We are successful. We should be dating. I mean, come on. 237 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,393 When was the last time that your skirt twirled up? 238 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,520 When was the last time yours did? 239 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:12,106 Two days ago. Equinox steam room. 240 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,734 Oh, my God, they're going to kick you out. 241 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:15,902 I'm careful. 242 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:20,323 Seriously, who's the last person you were actually attracted to? 243 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,954 - You really want to know? - Yeah. 244 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,542 Chase Munroe. What? 245 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:35,546 Nothing. He's my type, but he's such a lunkhead. 246 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:36,839 - A lunkhead? - Yeah. 247 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,425 And what exactly is my type? 248 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:42,679 I don't know. I guess I would've thought something more like tall. 249 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,180 - He's tall. - Suave. 250 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,765 - He's suave. - British. 251 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,517 - Not British. - Hugh Grant. 252 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,310 Hugh Laurie. One of the Hughs. 253 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:53,064 People named "Hugh" are 90% of the time swishy queens. 254 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,358 - That is fucked up. - Sorry, your name isn't Hugh. 255 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,695 I mean, like, why are you offended? 256 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,447 But seriously, he-he literally looks 257 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,033 like my OG heartthrob 258 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,828 from when I was a little baby girl. 259 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,371 - Who's that? - Jesus. 260 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,497 But who? 261 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:11,791 Jesus. 262 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,919 I used to rub one out to Jesus. 263 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:20,049 I had a huge lady boner for him, truly. 264 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,720 - "Lady boner." - Sunday school was my steam room. 265 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,222 What's so fucking funny? Have you looked at Jesus? 266 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,307 You're disgusting. 267 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:30,768 His body on that cross, those soulful eyes, 268 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:34,355 that fucking hair, those abs all chiseled, 269 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,232 holding baby lambs and shit. 270 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:41,279 Okay, well, it doesn't matter. It's like wishful thinking. 271 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:44,073 - Mm. - I don't date my clients. 272 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,243 Plus, he's a sex addict and a himbo. 273 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:48,828 That's a bad thing? 274 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,788 I mean, that's the ideal fuck buddy, right? 275 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:52,749 It's not like you're going to ask him to marry you. 276 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,294 I dare you. 277 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,921 You dare me? What are we, in the eighth grade? What are you doing? 278 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:04,218 I double doggy-style dare you. 279 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:11,017 You are the devil. Because now I have to do it. 280 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,772 - You're going to do it. - Yeah, I'm going to do it. 281 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:20,109 Do not eat my feet! You are so disgusting. 282 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,127 Hi. 283 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,380 Chase, for the record, you can't just swing by here 284 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:42,924 and see if I'm free. 285 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,176 I'm never free. I'm negative free. 286 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,888 Can you have this signed, please? 287 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,056 I'm on it. 288 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,767 And if you want a meeting, call Marnie. 289 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,851 Got it. Make an appointment. 290 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,895 But seeing that I'm already standing here next to you, 291 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,313 maybe you can squeeze me in. 292 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,491 Okay, look, I was just wondering if you had thought about what I asked. 293 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,577 You know, about giving this, us, another shot. 294 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:15,957 'Cause I'd really like to. Like really, really like to. 295 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,669 I have thought about it, but I don't think we should. 296 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:23,089 And since when are you someone who thinks about "shoulds"? 297 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,215 Since now. 298 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,469 We need time apart. 299 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,263 Some distance. 300 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,639 Serious distance. 301 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:35,560 That means no check-ins, no accidental run-ins, 302 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,354 no late-night texts because something reminds you of me. 303 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,899 No half in and half out. I need clarity, and so do you. 304 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,109 I have clarity. 305 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,653 You have habit. And you have addiction. 306 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,947 And I don't want to be on the receiving end of that. 307 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,491 You and I, we're like muscle memory. 308 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:53,369 We just fall right back into each other so easily. 309 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,247 Easy doesn't mean right, and it doesn't mean healthy. 310 00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:00,126 I don't wanna keep just looping through the same cycle. 311 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,797 I love you, Allura. 312 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,048 I know you think you do. 313 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,593 No, I don't just think, I know. 314 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,970 Okay? I-I feel it in every part of me. 315 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,638 I need time. 316 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,725 I need to remember who I am without you. 317 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,353 Give me what I need, please. 318 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,273 Even if you don't think you need it too. 319 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,361 Okay. 320 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,948 Good. Thank you. 321 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,792 You know, the thing is… 322 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,338 I think some love just stays. 323 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,174 Even when you ask it to go. 324 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,417 Could have used some of that fucking aggression 325 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:24,919 during mediation. 326 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,880 Instead of that delicate flower crybaby 327 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,715 who didn't want to hurt Mommy's feelings 328 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:30,967 when the shit hit the fan. 329 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,638 No biggie, though. It worked out. You're welcome. 330 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:39,225 - Thanks. - Oh, wow. 331 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,227 I thought I'd have to wait for hell to freeze over 332 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,395 before I'd hear that. 333 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,439 What are you doing here, Carr? 334 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:49,026 I must have felt the gravitational pull of your massive ego. 335 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,823 Your gym is, uh, two blocks from my office, remember? 336 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:57,285 And since you personally told me that your body requires 337 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,745 three hours of worship a day, 338 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:03,165 the odds of finding you here were higher than your protein intake. 339 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,590 Ow! 340 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:23,144 - Ow. - Oh, so delicate for one so tough. 341 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,147 What do you want? 342 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,775 You can go lower. 343 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,657 I missed you. 344 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:41,662 And that filthy, oil-drenched man bun of yours. 345 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,582 Of course, what I'm probably really missing is 346 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:47,918 the dopamine hit I got from watching your ex unravel. 347 00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:50,004 It pretty much consumed me night and day, 348 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:52,298 and now I feel like I'm in some kind 349 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,425 of post-Allura divorce withdrawal. 350 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:55,718 It leaves a void. 351 00:18:56,469 --> 00:19:00,097 I'm sorry. Did you say that you miss me? 352 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:04,518 You crossed my mind… on occasion. 353 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:05,603 Oh, okay. 354 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,772 Boring, always washing my own hair. 355 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,231 Mm. Isn't that sweet? 356 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:15,655 Do you think we adequately celebrated our victory? 357 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,199 Maybe we can, I don't know, 358 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:22,745 relive some of the highlights together over dinner or drinks. 359 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,164 Are you asking me out on a date? 360 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,415 I don't know. 361 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:30,628 Does inserting that big, hard dick of yours 362 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,964 inside my lady hoo-ha constitute a date? 363 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,387 Maybe. 364 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:42,973 I can't. 365 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:45,685 Look, I want to. 366 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,604 It's just these stupid sex anonymous classes. 367 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,483 My name's Chase Munroe, and I'm a fucking sex addict. 368 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,403 Oh, what a crock of shit. 369 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,947 - It's not. - "It's not." 370 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,586 If you wanted to stop sticking your dick 371 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:15,381 where it didn't belong, you'd just stop. 372 00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:20,636 My guess is you just haven't found the right place to stick it. 373 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,473 And where might that be? 374 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:32,398 What would your sad little limp dick of a sponsor say 375 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,276 if we were to go back to my office right now 376 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:39,029 for a little game of boss and secretary? 377 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,368 I think you'd like that, wouldn't you? 378 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,580 Do I get to be the boss? 379 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,292 What are you, fucking delusional? 380 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:55,755 Your only job is to satisfy the boss. 381 00:20:56,672 --> 00:21:00,342 And if you don't, I'll have you broken down 382 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,595 and liquidated like a failing asset. 383 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,263 Wow, that's a mean, mean boss. 384 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:08,309 Well, report me to HR, I dare you. 385 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,148 Yeah! 386 00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:19,028 Say it. Say it! Say it! 387 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:22,740 My name is Chase Munroe, and I'm a fucking sex addict. 388 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:26,035 Oh, no! Not that, you idiot. The other thing. 389 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,119 Oh, right. Sorry. 390 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:32,541 Please, boss. Don't fire me. I'll do better, I swear. 391 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,836 Oh. You think being better is good enough? 392 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,088 You need to work harder. 393 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,675 Yes, faster, yes. Okay. 394 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:43,135 Now put your back into it. 395 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:44,887 I want to see you sweat. 396 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,557 I need this job. 397 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:54,939 I need this job. 398 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,982 I'll do whatever it takes to please you. 399 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,403 I'll even come in early. 400 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,031 Ah! Not too early. 401 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,201 There you go. Slow down. Yeah. 402 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:11,622 I'll keep grinding and grinding until you're satisfied. 403 00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:15,167 Oh, I'm going to bust my hump for my final review. 404 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:19,380 And I need a good… score! 405 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:36,230 Okay, you're rehired. 406 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,738 - Get off me. - Right. 407 00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:48,492 Jesus Christ, that desk is killing my back. 408 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:56,208 Hoo! We were pretty loud. You think Susan heard us? 409 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:57,918 Who gives a shit? 410 00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:01,964 She signed a fucking NDA. What's she going to do, sue me? 411 00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:13,100 I feel like shit. 412 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,102 Oh, no. 413 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:19,148 So, you fell off the wagon and right into my pussy. 414 00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:22,151 The world did not come to an end. 415 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,861 Yeah, I know, but… 416 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,365 this whole sex thing is fucking me up, alright? 417 00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:29,533 I have to stop. 418 00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:32,995 Well, it doesn't really matter if you stop or not. 419 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:35,080 What matters is if you figure out 420 00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:38,000 why the fuck you're doing it in the first place. 421 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,169 That is literally the only thing that matters. 422 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:43,547 What do you mean? 423 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:57,478 You see these? 424 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:03,484 I know a little something about compulsive behavior too. 425 00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:11,408 And if you don't know why you're doing what you're doing, 426 00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:13,744 abstinence doesn't mean shit. 427 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,831 It will just keep pulling your strings. 428 00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:20,125 Do you know your why? 429 00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:22,294 Some days, I think I do. 430 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,005 Uh, like I'm in control. 431 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:29,718 Other days, I'm just a fucking marionette. 432 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,808 Well, what is it? Your why. 433 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,560 Yeah, no, I don't think so. 434 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:41,563 I don't kiss and tell the guys I fuck. 435 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,357 Even the ones I like. 436 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:48,320 If you want to take me to dinner sometime, maybe I'll tell ya. 437 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:49,530 Out. 438 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:55,202 Okay. 439 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,123 That was fun. 440 00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:01,250 Kinky. 441 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,128 I liked it. 442 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:33,115 You don't judge. That is nice for a change. 443 00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:37,119 Well, I save the judging for the judges. 444 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:40,080 I'm not going to let some asshole tell me what I can 445 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:41,749 and cannot enjoy. 446 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:46,712 Good job today, Mr. Munroe. 447 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,048 If you, uh, keep this up, 448 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:53,218 I might fast-track you for a raise. 449 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:56,388 Oh. Yes, ma'am. 450 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:11,236 Fuck. 451 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,832 Unfortunately, until the court awards you custody, 452 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,584 those are still his parental rights. 453 00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:29,880 Um, your ex is here. He's… 454 00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:33,884 Oh, okay. Just continue to keep a log of everything he says, 455 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:35,010 and I'll see you Monday. 456 00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:36,804 Okay. He's where? 457 00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:38,013 - He's… - Here. 458 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:39,932 Your ex is here. 459 00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:43,602 Thank you, Marnie. You can close the door. 460 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:44,853 Of course. 461 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:48,732 - You could have called. - I did. 462 00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:50,359 And I texted you. 463 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:53,529 Oh, shit. Okay. 464 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,698 So, what do I owe the pleasure, Chase? 465 00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:59,660 - If this is a gift… - It was. From you. 466 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,704 It's from our first anniversary. 467 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:05,916 You paid all that money for it at the auction in Geneva. 468 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,292 Phillips. 469 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:09,086 I woke up, and you had put it on my wrist. 470 00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:11,004 It was the best gift I ever got. 471 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,718 It says, "To my husband for all time." 472 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,054 You should put it up for auction. 473 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,849 Give the proceeds to that children's hospital you like. 474 00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:23,725 You can erase the engraving. I checked. 475 00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:26,311 Okay. Thank you. 476 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:27,896 I appreciate that. 477 00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:34,987 So sorry, Allura, but Mrs. Walsh is in the conference room. 478 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:36,446 Okay. 479 00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:37,906 I should probably go. 480 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,241 How are your meetings going? 481 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:42,202 - What meetings? - Your SA meetings? 482 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:44,246 Oh, uh, they're good. 483 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,706 Yeah, they're-they're really good. 484 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:49,167 What was the topic last night? 485 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,838 You know, uh, just, uh… 486 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:53,922 Look, it's the same as always. 487 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:56,592 Owning your shit, letting go. Allura. 488 00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:59,344 Jesus, Chase. 489 00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:01,555 What? They're meetings. It's fine. 490 00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:04,933 Meetings that you're not even going to go to because what's the point, right? 491 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,518 You're just going to fuck around anyway? 492 00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:07,769 No, that's not it at all. 493 00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:10,772 You couldn't keep it in your pants for one fucking week? 494 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,816 Look, Carr said that I should… 495 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:15,652 Whoa. Carr? 496 00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:17,070 No, I-I didn't say it was Carr. 497 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:18,405 You just did. 498 00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:20,741 Okay. 499 00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:23,285 Look, it was Carr, but it wasn't like a thing or anything. 500 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:24,369 She just… 501 00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:26,288 She's a fucking lunatic. 502 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,206 And it's not even that she's sleeping with her client… 503 00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:29,791 - Ex-client. - Who happens to be 504 00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:31,501 my ex-husband, and she's doing this 505 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:34,254 all while she's trying to make partner at my fucking firm. 506 00:28:34,338 --> 00:28:37,549 Are you that desperate to get off or are you just fucking stupid? 507 00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:38,967 Maybe I like her, huh? 508 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:41,261 Because she doesn't judge me like somebody. 509 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:44,139 'Cause she's an immoral psycho bitch, that's why. 510 00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:46,808 Yeah, well at least she's willing to try shit like roleplay. 511 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,685 I'm sorry, Chase, I'm not into roleplaying. 512 00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:50,395 I-I'd like to find out who you are 513 00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:52,064 before you pretend to be someone else. 514 00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:54,691 Right. See, you're repressed and frigid. 515 00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:58,028 Frigid? Because I don't enjoy getting bulldozed from behind? 516 00:28:58,111 --> 00:29:00,280 No, you're frigid because you're just frigid. 517 00:29:00,364 --> 00:29:03,033 You're so fucking controlling and judgmental. 518 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:04,785 And if it's not your way, then it's wrong. 519 00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:07,871 And I'm not just talking about sex, it's everything. It's fucked up. 520 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:10,040 Fucked up? I'm fucked up? What about you? 521 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:11,500 What about your fucking promises 522 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,627 to get your shit together and deal with your addiction? 523 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:16,129 I will, but I need to figure out why I'm addicted. 524 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:17,547 Did you ever think about that? 525 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,887 Get the fuck out of my office. 526 00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,013 Gladly. 527 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:28,725 You know, and for the record, I have never tried to control you. 528 00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:31,603 If you didn't have such arrested development, you'd see that. 529 00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:33,981 It's called caring about someone you love and wanting to help them. 530 00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:36,942 Help them? Help them what? Be the way you want them to be? 531 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,152 Good luck finding a guy who wants that kind of help. 532 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,863 Thank fucking God, it won't be me! 533 00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:56,586 Stand clear, everybody. 534 00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:58,547 No need to panic. 535 00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:08,849 Mr. Munroe. 536 00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:11,018 I think she's expecting me, Susan. 537 00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:14,396 Yes, of course. I thought you played football, Mr. Munroe. 538 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:17,107 Just volunteer work. Trying to be of service. 539 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:19,401 Uh, Mr. Munroe is here to see you. 540 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:22,738 You can go in. 541 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,282 Thanks. You got a little bit of… 542 00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:26,491 Oh. 543 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,245 Yeah. Contain the spill before it spreads. 544 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:34,958 Oh, help. Help me. 545 00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:37,335 Thank God you're here. 546 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,254 The flames, they're spreading. 547 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:42,174 I've been busy saving lives, 548 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,968 giving mouth-to-mouth to the victims in my building. 549 00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:46,928 Some of them didn't even need it. 550 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:48,513 But as a fellow first responder, 551 00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:52,684 I felt it was important to go above and beyond. 552 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:54,603 Dispatch, we've got a code red. 553 00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:58,523 Victim is suffering from severe internal combustion. 554 00:30:59,149 --> 00:31:01,985 Nurse, I'm going to need you to put your arms around me. 555 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,653 Let me take you to safety. 556 00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:08,241 I was worried you wouldn't make it in time. 557 00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,368 I'm ablaze inside. 558 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:12,829 Don't you worry. 559 00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:16,500 When there's an emergency like this, I always come fast. 560 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:19,211 But can you last long enough to put out the whole fire? 561 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,254 I never leave a hot spot unattended. 562 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:25,467 I've been trained for deep penetration. 563 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,929 Mr. Fireman. 564 00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:32,849 Well, I see your hose is fully pressurized. 565 00:31:32,933 --> 00:31:34,184 Locked and loaded. 566 00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:38,146 But it might be safer if I enter through the back door. 567 00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:41,024 What? 568 00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:43,110 That is, if it's okay with you. 569 00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:50,659 Whatever you want, Mr. Fireman. 570 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:54,663 But please be gentle. It's been a while. 571 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:59,126 And that passage way has mostly been used as an emergency exit. 572 00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:07,384 That's it. That's it. 573 00:32:09,302 --> 00:32:10,470 Just relax. 574 00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:17,435 You're safe with me. 575 00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:20,188 Totally safe. 576 00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:24,234 What's your name, Mr. Fireman. 577 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:27,112 - Chase. - No! No! 578 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,114 Your name, remember? 579 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:30,574 Oh, right, yeah. 580 00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:32,742 They call me Jesus. 581 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:35,579 Yes! Jesus! 582 00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:40,292 Oh, God! Oh, my Christ! 583 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:43,253 Oh, my Savior! 584 00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:46,715 Yes, I'm coming. 585 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,592 - Oh! - Oh, baby. 586 00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:51,595 Oh, Jesus. I'm coming. 587 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:52,804 Come for me, baby. 588 00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:54,347 - Oh! - Oh, God! 589 00:32:54,431 --> 00:32:57,475 Oh, come for me. Come for me, Allura. 590 00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:02,856 Fuck. Shit. I-I-I meant Carr. Sorry. 591 00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:06,943 I meant Carr. 592 00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:09,362 Shit. 593 00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:13,617 Look, we had a fight earlier, 594 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,410 and I… th-that's definitely why… 595 00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:18,121 Yeah, well, it's fine. I get it. 596 00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:21,124 She's still in your brain. 597 00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:23,210 No biggie. 598 00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:27,339 Fuck. 599 00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:35,597 Look, Carr, that was really stupid of me, 600 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,349 and I shouldn't have fucking said that. 601 00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:38,433 Chase… 602 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,728 It's fine, really. 603 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:45,565 It was just a fuck, so… 604 00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:51,738 But, um, I have a client, so you should probably get. 605 00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:08,713 How about I order us something really awful 606 00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:10,298 for later when you're done? 607 00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:13,635 You know, fires have a way of starting back up again. 608 00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:19,516 Chin Chin? 609 00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:22,185 I hate Chin Chin. 610 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:23,478 It's the worst. 611 00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:26,731 I'll have it waiting for you in the conference room. 612 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,293 Uh, he's a cop. Of course, he's dirty. 613 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:49,921 Oh, no? Why don't you stick a finger in his ass 614 00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:51,047 and see what you pull out? 615 00:34:51,131 --> 00:34:52,257 Yeah? 616 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:53,633 I have Ann Ford. 617 00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:56,011 Okay. I'm going to need to call you back. 618 00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:57,512 Bring her in. 619 00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:02,350 Miss Lane, it's an honor. 620 00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:04,686 I saw the profile on you in LA Magazine. 621 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:07,522 Oh, God. Please don't do that. Don't kiss my ass. 622 00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:10,025 I am the best at what I do. You are the best at what you do. 623 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:12,444 You are the number one stylist in LA, are you not? 624 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:14,696 Adele gave me your number. 625 00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:16,072 What can I do for you? 626 00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:18,074 Do you know who Allura Grant is? 627 00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:19,826 - I do. - Yeah, well, 628 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,786 I want what that bitch has. 629 00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:26,750 And let's get it done clickety-clackety, okay? 630 00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:28,418 Okay. 631 00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:49,939 - Thank you. - Alright. 632 00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:51,900 Signature, please. 633 00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:54,319 - There you go. Thank you. - Alright. 634 00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:58,990 Oh, my God, I must admit I'm so happy to be back. 635 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:00,617 Thank you, Allura. 636 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:08,541 No. Not the boss lady, Milano. 637 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,628 And be grateful for it. 638 00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:13,963 If you were my secretary 639 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:17,384 and you did what you did, fucking my man 640 00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:18,968 while I was married to him, 641 00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:21,971 I'd let you finish off your contract eating rubble 642 00:36:22,055 --> 00:36:23,723 in a Siberian labor camp. 643 00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:27,435 I am so sorry. 644 00:36:28,645 --> 00:36:29,688 You look… 645 00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:32,565 Uh, I… 646 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:35,026 I'll let them know you're here. 647 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:41,282 Is there something you'd like to share with the class? 648 00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:43,868 - No. - No? 649 00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:49,082 Alright, well, let's be real. They all want to be her. 650 00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:50,917 We all want to be her. Shit, I want to be her. 651 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,169 I wanted to be her so bad, I got knocked up by her ex. 652 00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:56,548 You're pregnant with that baby because you're a social climbing cum dump. 653 00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:57,716 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 654 00:36:57,799 --> 00:36:59,342 Those are the facts, bitch. 655 00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:03,388 Okay, well, take it from one who's tried. 656 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:06,516 The world only needs one Allura Grant… 657 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,811 but the world also needs a Carr Lane. 658 00:37:11,104 --> 00:37:12,856 That's a badass bitch. 659 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:15,859 And honestly, from me to you, I'm rooting for her. 660 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:22,031 You fucking human fleshlight. Chase, really? 661 00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:24,826 Anything you can fuck, I can fuck better. 662 00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:27,412 - Oh, my God. - I see you got to my stylist, you bitch. 663 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:29,748 Well, she was grateful she finally had something to work with. 664 00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:31,207 Well, you know you made it 665 00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:33,793 when they start making shitty knockoffs of you. 666 00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:36,254 It's like I'm looking at my reflection in a clogged toilet. 667 00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:39,215 Dress for the job you want. Call it method acting. 668 00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:42,218 Meth-head acting. You're having a psychotic break. 669 00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:45,346 - Well, my Chasey-Poo loves it. - The nickname. 670 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,057 And, uh, it's like fucking you, 671 00:37:48,141 --> 00:37:51,936 except for without the vaginal rot and the hot compost breath. 672 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:55,607 Plus, I let him put it in any hole he wants. 673 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:56,983 Listen very carefully. 674 00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:59,152 You join this firm over my fucking corpse. 675 00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:01,613 I am rock hard just thinking about it. 676 00:38:02,572 --> 00:38:05,700 I don't know what your angle is, but it's not going to work. 677 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:08,578 My angle? I mean, what gal wouldn't want to join 678 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,288 this lovely human centipede. 679 00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:12,165 The four of you ass to mouth, 680 00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:14,793 gobbling up each other's rancid kale farts all day. 681 00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:15,960 Kale farts is crazy. 682 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:18,505 Why Dina protects you, I'll never know. 683 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:19,589 You're a vulture. 684 00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:23,218 So let's make this quick, so you can go back to eating roadkill. 685 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:26,679 You look like a blow-up doll that was left in a hot car. 686 00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:31,100 Oh. Go melt your ass fat and use it to make soap. 687 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:48,535 Oh, the sacred library, the sanctum sanctorum 688 00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:51,996 of the "You Can't Sit With Us Society." 689 00:38:52,622 --> 00:38:54,582 So, is this the part where you pretend 690 00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:56,209 that you've always wanted me here? 691 00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:59,504 If I did that, my nose might grow. 692 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:03,174 Seriously though, what's with the interview? 693 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:06,219 You already know exactly what I bring to the table, 694 00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:09,264 which is invariably your crushing defeat. 695 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,224 We know you can score, Carr. 696 00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:14,602 We are not convinced that you're a team player. 697 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,646 Well, hard to prove that I'm a team player 698 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:19,566 when you've spent years making sure I wasn't on yours. 699 00:39:19,649 --> 00:39:21,776 And you still haven't forgiven us for it. 700 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,403 Well, I'm here, aren't I? 701 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:27,031 After you slept with Allura's husband, for God's sake. 702 00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:29,951 See, we don't keep secrets here. 703 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,619 Her ex-husband. 704 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:33,329 I made sure the ink was dry 705 00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:36,875 before I touched a strand of that greasy man bun of his. 706 00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:39,460 Well, tiny, slow clap 707 00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:42,922 for showing such uncharacteristic restraint. 708 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,883 What the hell do you have on? 709 00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:48,177 What is this, dress up like your enemies day? 710 00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:50,972 Allura Grant is one of fucking one. 711 00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:54,058 She doesn't need a goddamn stunt double. 712 00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:56,060 - That part. - Oh, yes. 713 00:39:56,394 --> 00:40:00,690 Well, just call it an homage to mediocrity. 714 00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:03,568 And as for Chase, she should be flattered. 715 00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:06,237 I don't often shop secondhand. 716 00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:08,656 Now, are we here to talk about the law 717 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:11,534 or just to judge my extracurriculars? 718 00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:13,870 I'm sorry. I have to ask. 719 00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:16,164 Why would you even accept this invitation? 720 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:17,874 I mean, you're a huge success. 721 00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:20,335 Wouldn't you rather be the boss of your own firm? 722 00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:23,588 Well? 723 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:28,635 Closure. 724 00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:33,348 I mean, I could lie and tell you that it's because 725 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,141 I need to spend more time with my daughter 726 00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:38,353 or that the business has become overwhelming, 727 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:41,648 but it is much deeper than that. 728 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:49,989 Took me a while to recover from your initial rejection, but I did. 729 00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:55,244 And then when Dina joined forces with you all, it became existential. 730 00:40:56,037 --> 00:40:59,540 Because Dina was my mentor, not yours. 731 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:05,546 And now, after all these years, you are coming to me. 732 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:08,508 So, forgive me if I take a few minutes 733 00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:10,760 to, uh, savor the moment. 734 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:13,137 Savor on your own time, Miss Lane. 735 00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:16,683 The only reason you are here is a favor to Dina. 736 00:41:17,225 --> 00:41:18,726 Did you look at the case we sent you? 737 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:23,398 I did. Marrying him twice, divorcing him twice. 738 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:27,610 The assemblyman with his batshit crazy conspiracy theories. 739 00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:30,697 She should have trusted her gut the first time. 740 00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:45,128 Okay, we will allow you to join us in mediation 741 00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:48,464 to see what it's like to be on the same side for a change. 742 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,925 You're auditioning me? 743 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:55,179 What, to see whether I can play well with others? 744 00:41:58,141 --> 00:41:59,392 Fine. 745 00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:02,562 I will try not to hog the ball 746 00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:05,231 as long as there is someone else to pass it to. 747 00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:08,735 This bitch. 748 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:22,999 Whoa, the whole legal SWAT team. 749 00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:25,376 Nice to see you, Francine. It's been a while. 750 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:27,879 It has. Liberty, Emerald, pleasure. 751 00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:31,966 And Ms. Lane. What is this? Sleeping with the enemy now? 752 00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:34,927 Just observing with a mild assist if necessary. 753 00:42:35,011 --> 00:42:38,806 And before you, uh, comment on my new appearance, 754 00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:40,600 - please know that this look is… - Mine. 755 00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:43,394 …nothing more than a simple run-through 756 00:42:43,478 --> 00:42:45,271 of next Halloween's costume, 757 00:42:45,354 --> 00:42:47,982 where I will be dressing as a whore lawyer. 758 00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:53,112 Huh. Dina too. Five on one. 759 00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:54,989 You guys must really be sweating. 760 00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:57,325 Hello, Francine. Sorry to keep you waiting. 761 00:42:57,408 --> 00:43:00,286 I was reviewing some details with Ms. Williams. 762 00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:03,247 Cora, I think you're acquainted with everyone here 763 00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:05,208 except Carrington Lane. 764 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,794 Ms. Lane has gone over your case, 765 00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:10,588 and she is sitting in with us today 766 00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:12,632 to lend us her expertise. 767 00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:15,968 - Please. - Thank you. 768 00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:22,183 Cora. 769 00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:24,310 Hello, Bob. 770 00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:28,606 So, let's work together to resolve the custody issue 771 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:31,275 to spare your kids from the courtroom, shall we? 772 00:43:31,901 --> 00:43:35,071 We suggest primary physical custody for our client 773 00:43:35,154 --> 00:43:37,907 with reasonable supervised visits for yours, 774 00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:39,909 on the condition that if Mr. Bishop 775 00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:42,787 begins discussing politics or his theories, 776 00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:45,248 then that visit is terminated immediately. 777 00:43:45,331 --> 00:43:47,458 Mr. Bishop's children mean the world to him, 778 00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:49,585 and he will not abdicate his parental rights 779 00:43:49,669 --> 00:43:51,129 based on opinions he might have, 780 00:43:51,212 --> 00:43:53,214 which his ex-wife does not agree with. 781 00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:54,924 We're talking best interest standard, 782 00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:58,678 protecting two minors from the paranoid conspiracy theories 783 00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:00,304 Mr. Bishop's advocating. 784 00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:01,973 My client is hardly alone in his thinking. 785 00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,599 I'm sure you're aware of that, Counselor. 786 00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:06,185 There's a whole club of Bigfoot believers too. 787 00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:08,980 And there's a whole bunch of people who swear Elvis is still alive. 788 00:44:09,063 --> 00:44:10,565 Now, that's just dismissive. 789 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:13,442 His views are way more mainstream than you'd like to admit. 790 00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:17,530 Well, we were trying to avoid a 730 child custody evaluation, 791 00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:20,950 but now it's clear a judge should hear it firsthand 792 00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:25,037 that your client's beliefs are both dangerous 793 00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:27,039 and a risk to the children. 794 00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:29,333 Well, bring it on. I'm sure he's interested 795 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:33,254 in many psycho pharmaceutical prescriptions that your shrink 796 00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:36,048 felt it was necessary to prescribe for you. 797 00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:40,094 But I only began taking to survive your crazy shit. 798 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:42,096 You was crazy before I met you. I'm done. Let's go. 799 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,764 - No, no, no. - Uh, Assemblyman Bishop… 800 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,018 why don't you have a seat? 801 00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:49,228 Please. 802 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:51,564 Thank you. 803 00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:54,483 I'm just going to ask you a-a few questions. 804 00:44:56,944 --> 00:45:02,200 Do you believe that, uh, aliens, uh, built the pyramids? 805 00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:03,534 No, I do not. 806 00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:07,622 So, you-you didn't say that to a Mr. Samson Ashorkor 807 00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,832 while being interviewed on Radio Ada, 808 00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:12,627 uh, a small community radio station in Ghana 809 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:14,337 when you were there in 2021? 810 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:16,088 No, the fuck I didn't. 811 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:17,673 Huh. 812 00:45:18,591 --> 00:45:20,760 Okay, well, uh, what about, uh, 813 00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:24,555 fluoride in the water supply turning children trans? 814 00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:25,806 This is bullshit. 815 00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:27,266 It's bullshit? 816 00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:29,560 Well, I would have to agree with you on that 817 00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:33,814 because, um, you see, Mr. Assemblyman, 818 00:45:33,898 --> 00:45:36,567 I happen to have a transcript of that interview 819 00:45:36,651 --> 00:45:40,571 that you probably thought no one except some, uh, fishermen or herdsmen 820 00:45:40,655 --> 00:45:43,824 would ever hear on that teeny tiny radio station 821 00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:46,577 in the rural outposts of Ghana. 822 00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:48,287 I mean, I'm not even going to bring up 823 00:45:48,371 --> 00:45:51,874 the fucking asinine comments you made about, uh, 824 00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:54,377 th-the moon landing being faked, 825 00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:57,964 or, uh, secret chambers being behind Mount Rushmore 826 00:45:58,047 --> 00:46:02,176 filled with government secrets, or Beyoncé and Jay-Z and, 827 00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:05,888 fuck you really hard for this, my beloved Taylor Swift 828 00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:07,431 being Illuminati leaders. 829 00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:10,893 But, uh, what I will bring up 830 00:46:10,977 --> 00:46:13,396 is that I have given my assistant orders 831 00:46:13,479 --> 00:46:15,106 to send copies of that transcript 832 00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:18,609 to every news outlet for immediate release 833 00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:22,697 if she doesn't hear from me otherwise by 2:00 pm today. 834 00:46:23,364 --> 00:46:26,993 After which you will see yourself satirized ad nauseum 835 00:46:27,076 --> 00:46:28,744 on every late night talk show 836 00:46:28,828 --> 00:46:31,038 and ridiculed in every publication 837 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:34,583 no longer confined to the hills of rural Ghana. 838 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:38,587 Suffice to say, I think you can kiss 839 00:46:38,671 --> 00:46:41,007 your political ambitions goodbye. 840 00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:47,430 Unless you agree to an 80-20 physical custody split 841 00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:49,640 with supervised visitation rights, 842 00:46:49,724 --> 00:46:53,394 which if it were up to me, I'd say, "Go fuck yourself." 843 00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:57,648 But your ex-wife seems to be a much more generous soul 844 00:46:57,732 --> 00:46:58,733 than I am. 845 00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:02,653 Do I make myself clear? 846 00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:13,331 Told ya. 847 00:47:21,547 --> 00:47:23,841 I'll be expecting your call. 848 00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:27,428 Not tonight, though. I've got some X-rated plans with your ex. 849 00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:30,598 It's kind of hard to discuss terms when breaching the fidelity clause. 850 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:33,601 Just out of curiosity, why do you keep throwing that in my face 851 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:35,519 when you want to be invited into this firm? 852 00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:37,772 Because I know what really matters to you. 853 00:47:38,564 --> 00:47:41,442 More than Chase. More than me fucking Chase. 854 00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:44,403 More than anything else. And it's this firm. 855 00:47:44,487 --> 00:47:46,989 Now, you saw me in there. You know what I can do. 856 00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:51,285 And at the end of the day, that's all that really matters. 857 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:53,954 Isn't it, babe? 858 00:47:54,538 --> 00:47:56,248 Try not to wear out your vibrator. 859 00:48:09,929 --> 00:48:11,472 - Oh, no. - What's that? 860 00:48:12,056 --> 00:48:13,891 - Ah! Oh, fuck! - Oh my… 861 00:48:13,974 --> 00:48:15,559 - Oh, shit! - Where's your smoke alarm? 862 00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:18,270 Uh… uh, around the corner. Uh-uh, up on the ceiling. 863 00:48:18,354 --> 00:48:20,606 Oh, shit! 864 00:48:20,689 --> 00:48:22,775 - You got that? - Oh, God. No, please, turn it off! 865 00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:23,943 - I'm trying! - Make it stop! 866 00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:26,487 I swear to God! Ah! 867 00:48:26,862 --> 00:48:29,031 Oh, my God! Whew! 868 00:48:31,992 --> 00:48:33,577 Shit. 869 00:48:33,661 --> 00:48:34,787 Oh, man. 870 00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:37,915 Okay, you know what? You, you can fuck right off. 871 00:48:37,998 --> 00:48:39,834 There was a thought process here. 872 00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:42,336 Because what is beef bourguignon, anyway? 873 00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:44,255 It is, uh, beef and wine, 874 00:48:44,338 --> 00:48:47,967 and I had some roast beef from the deli, thinly sliced. 875 00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:51,387 I'm sorry, you put cold cuts in a stew? 876 00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:56,517 I-I thought it would be easier to chew. 877 00:48:57,893 --> 00:48:59,937 Okay, you are focusing on the negative. 878 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:02,565 Where are my kudos for attempting this, 879 00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:04,275 this classic French dish? 880 00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:06,902 Julia Child would be so proud. 881 00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:09,780 Julia Child is rolling over in her grave. 882 00:49:09,864 --> 00:49:12,199 Life is a goddamn learning experience. 883 00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:14,952 Isn't that some sort of Yo-Yo Ma shit? 884 00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:16,704 A Beginner's Mind. 885 00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:17,997 Mm. 886 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:21,083 - Ooh! - Really fucking good, huh? 887 00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:24,420 Uh… Mm. Zesty. 888 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:25,588 Zesty? 889 00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:26,922 - Mm. - Yeah. 890 00:49:27,923 --> 00:49:29,550 You know what else is zesty? 891 00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:33,345 You… are zesty. 892 00:49:34,763 --> 00:49:36,307 What, are you playing hard to get? 893 00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:41,353 'Cause I can play that game too. Except for I don't want to. 894 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,198 You know what? We could just fuck and order Mister Chow. 895 00:49:52,281 --> 00:49:53,365 I can't. 896 00:49:54,366 --> 00:49:55,993 Carr, we have to stop this. 897 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:58,621 Okay, I came here tonight to tell you that. 898 00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:08,756 Wow. 899 00:50:09,256 --> 00:50:12,259 Uh… okay. 900 00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:19,016 So, you came to my house for dinner at 9:30 pm 901 00:50:19,099 --> 00:50:23,062 just to tell me in person that we should not be having sex? 902 00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:25,397 Please, I'm trying to be good. 903 00:50:25,814 --> 00:50:27,525 Okay, I'm-I'm trying to follow the program. 904 00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:29,401 Yeah, well, you sound like a fucking pamphlet 905 00:50:29,485 --> 00:50:30,611 from the free clinic. 906 00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:33,739 Can't we just watch a movie? 907 00:50:33,822 --> 00:50:35,449 Yeah, okay, goodie, let's watch a movie 908 00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:37,159 and give each other titty twisters. 909 00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:44,250 You know, you were wrong about what you said. 910 00:50:46,794 --> 00:50:48,587 You were right and you were wrong. 911 00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:51,173 Look, I-I have to find my why, 912 00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:54,093 but I can't keep doing this toxic behavior. 913 00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:55,177 It's both things. 914 00:50:55,261 --> 00:50:56,387 Yeah, well… 915 00:50:58,180 --> 00:50:59,682 you're a goddamn coward. 916 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:03,644 I got to go to a meeting. 917 00:51:04,353 --> 00:51:07,940 Oh, yeah, okay, well, whatever. Go. 918 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,068 You have watery cum, anyway. 919 00:51:11,151 --> 00:51:13,737 And ass acne. 920 00:51:19,535 --> 00:51:20,953 This… stuff. 921 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:24,290 Oh, okay. 922 00:51:24,373 --> 00:51:27,251 I see. You think this has nothing to do with you… 923 00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:32,381 It's madness. Just absolute madness. 924 00:51:33,465 --> 00:51:34,466 What is? 925 00:51:35,884 --> 00:51:38,887 That people can't understand that Miranda Priestly 926 00:51:38,971 --> 00:51:42,725 is the hero of this movie and that sad little Annie 927 00:51:42,808 --> 00:51:43,892 is the psycho villain. 928 00:51:43,976 --> 00:51:45,894 It's so fucking obvious. 929 00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:52,151 I'm sorry things didn't work out with Chase. 930 00:51:55,195 --> 00:51:57,990 Uh, things weren't supposed to work out with Chase. 931 00:51:59,033 --> 00:52:00,951 No, I got exactly what I wanted. 932 00:52:02,286 --> 00:52:04,580 They-they never would have seriously considered letting me 933 00:52:04,663 --> 00:52:06,790 in the firm if they thought I was actually with him. 934 00:52:06,874 --> 00:52:08,125 - Mm. - Yeah. 935 00:52:10,711 --> 00:52:13,047 Why do you want this partnership? 936 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:17,009 There. With them. 937 00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:21,138 That's the first question they asked me. 938 00:52:22,181 --> 00:52:27,061 And I-I gave them some fucking sob story about second chances. 939 00:52:28,604 --> 00:52:31,482 But in reality, the truth is… 940 00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:34,276 it's destiny. 941 00:52:35,778 --> 00:52:38,989 Like the band back together at last? 942 00:52:40,824 --> 00:52:42,076 Oh, that's sweet. 943 00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:43,911 No, not that. 944 00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:50,250 Ever since they went off and left me for dead 945 00:52:50,334 --> 00:52:52,461 at the Geriatric Litigation Society, 946 00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:57,091 it has been my life's work, my destiny, to get payback. 947 00:52:58,634 --> 00:53:01,512 Fucking with Allura's divorce was fun, 948 00:53:01,595 --> 00:53:06,558 but I'm talking about real payback. 949 00:53:07,476 --> 00:53:13,565 So… I'm going to go in like a Darth Vader cancer cell. 950 00:53:14,108 --> 00:53:16,151 And I'm going to make that firm bigger 951 00:53:16,235 --> 00:53:18,612 than they ever thought possible. 952 00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:27,079 And then I'm going to drop kick it. Stomp on it. 953 00:53:27,162 --> 00:53:32,960 Tear it apart, piece by piece, and sell it all for scrap. 954 00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:39,842 Spill all the secrets, reveal all the skeletons, 955 00:53:40,801 --> 00:53:46,390 and one at a time, destroy them all. 956 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:53,605 I get it. 957 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:57,025 And I hope that someday, 958 00:53:57,484 --> 00:54:01,447 with some space and some clarity, 959 00:54:02,406 --> 00:54:03,574 you'll reconsider. 960 00:54:06,785 --> 00:54:07,953 I won't. 961 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:15,377 You see? 962 00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:20,215 You see right there. Miranda. 963 00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:23,343 Heroic.