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Ah, a leisurely outing with Bessie.

2
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Why, we could really go anywhere.
Do anything.

3
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Ooh, ooh! Can we get Swamp Slushies?
They have new flavors.

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Nope.

5
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Can we go off-road? Do some crazy stunts?

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Double no.

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- Ooh, ooh! Can I drive?
- Sure.

8
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Aw, come on, Hop Pop. Wait, really?

9
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Absolutely. I've been trying to teach
this guy for years.

10
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It's true.

11
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All right. Give me those reins.
I'm ready to drive.

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Not before reading this, you ain't.

13
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- What?
- This is Bessie's History.

14
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Before touching a snail's reins,
you gotta know them.

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Feel their heartbeat
next to yours and become one.

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Hop Pop, it's just a vehicle.

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We had a family car back home.
It's no biggie.

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- Oof!
- Don't care.

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You can't drive Bessie unless you
read this cover to cover.

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- And that's final.
- Are there pictures?

21
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There are diagrams.

22
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No!

23
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Dramatic much?

24
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
Polly's due for a wash.

25
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No, no. Wait. No!

26
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I'll just get dirty again.
You can't stop me.

27
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I learned this from watching you, Anne.

28
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I'll be old before
I finish reading this thing.

29
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Yeah, page five is as far as I got.

30
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Too much description, not enough plot.

31
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This is ridiculous.

32
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I don't need history. I need experience.

33
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Hey.

34
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What do you say we take
a harmless test-drive?

35
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Prove to Hop Pop we're fast learners?

36
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Hmm. Do you get the feeling

37
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this is one of those decisions
we'll look back on and say,

38
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"Ooh-boy, we probably
shouldn't have done that"?

39
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We'll get Swamp
Slushies while we're out.

40
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No regrets!

41
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That's what I like to hear. Hyah!

42
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Huh? What in tarnation?

43
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

44
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Out of the way, slowpoke.

45
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Hooligans! Ruffians! Swamp suckers!

46
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Whoa. What was that?

47
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- I've always wanted to try road rage.
- And the verdict?

48
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Exhilarating.

49
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Live your truth! Yeah!

50
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Man, you were right.

51
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We didn't need to read some silly book.
You drive just fine.

52
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Just fine? Pshh. Boy, I'm a natural.

53
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Ooh, ooh! Wanna take
this baby off-road?

54
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Yup.

55
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Whoo-hoo!

56
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Whoa!

57
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Whoa!

58
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Whoa! Oof!

59
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Off roading. Fun.

60
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But how about we go back to on-roading?

61
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Good, old reliable on-roading.
Yes, please.

62
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All right, Bessie. Let's move.

63
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One more time. Let's move.

64
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Um, Bessie?

65
00:04:04,462 --> 00:04:06,879
You alright, girl?

66
00:04:07,003 --> 00:04:09,837
Hey, what's going on here? Does it
need fuel in the tank or something?

67
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Is the oil low?

68
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Come get the tasty fuel, Bessie!

69
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Ew, Anne. These leaves are tastier.

70
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Here, Bessie. I got dem good leaves, girl.

71
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Hmm. Maybe we can push her.

72
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Give her a jump-start?
I'm sure that's a thing.

73
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Okay. She is way too heavy.

74
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Also, I'm crazy out of shape.

75
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What are we gonna do? We're stuck.

76
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We have no choice.
I'll stay here with Bessie

77
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while you hitch a ride
back to the farm and

78
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go get Hop Pop.

79
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Good idea. It's the right thing to do,
even if we get an earful.

80
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Back in a flash.

81
00:05:06,754 --> 00:05:09,754
Ah, this is so boring.

82
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Wish I had something to read.

83
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Fine. But just to pass the time.

84
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Okay, let's see here.

85
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"It was an especially cold morning

86
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the day Bessie was brought
into this world."

87
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"The leaves had just
changed color,

88
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and now I shall describe those leaves
to you in great detail… ".

89
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Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

90
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Aha!

91
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Over here, over here. I need a ride.

92
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Oh, thank you so much for
stopping. I, uh…

93
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Oh.

94
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Bless my socks if it isn't Sprig Plantar.

95
00:06:02,253 --> 00:06:03,337
Yep.

96
00:06:03,420 --> 00:06:06,837
Hey, uh, sorry about earlier.
Got a little carried away.

97
00:06:07,086 --> 00:06:08,587
Oh, pishposh.

98
00:06:08,670 --> 00:06:11,837
Sadie Croaker never holds a grudge, honey.

99
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Well, that's lucky. Will you give me
a lift back home? It's urgent.

100
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Oh, absolutely.

101
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Thanks, Mrs. Croaker.

102
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Oh, my pleasure honey.
Well go on and get comfy.

103
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Watch out for old Archie, though.
His venom can cause paralysis.

104
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Now hold on to your eyebrows.

105
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'Cause here we go!

106
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Can't this thing go any faster?

107
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"And it was at that moment
I realized Bessie was no ordinary snail,"

108
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but a kind, clear soul who would
help others at a drop of a hat.

109
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I raised my bid to 400 copper pieces,
winning the auction

110
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"and in the process, saving Bessie
from the nefarious Jim Snapes."

111
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Yes! In your face, Snapes.

112
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Man. This is actually pretty good.

113
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And I need to stop eating leaves.

114
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Come on, come on.

115
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You know what would make
this ride go a lot quicker?

116
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What? Anything. What?

117
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A song.

118
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"The snow swirled around
us and I knew we were doomed."

119
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I could feel the strength leaving
my body bit by bit.

120
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The sweet embrace of eternity
crept closer and closer

121
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"until suddenly I heard
a sound pulling me back."

122
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"Bessie… Bessie was singing!"

123
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You go, girl.

124
00:08:00,879 --> 00:08:03,128
You noble, noble creature.

125
00:08:03,211 --> 00:08:05,712
No, man, this is messing me up.

126
00:08:06,003 --> 00:08:08,378
Now let's see. Where was I?

127
00:08:10,003 --> 00:08:12,646
"The reason Bessie had hidden in her
shell was now very clear to me.

128
00:08:12,670 --> 00:08:14,128
A predator was close.

129
00:08:14,503 --> 00:08:18,003
And not just any predator.
A natural enemy of snails."

130
00:08:20,503 --> 00:08:22,253
Uh… Hello?

131
00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,045
Uh, anything in here about this predator?

132
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Oh, there we go.
Aw, it's actually pretty cute.

133
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Cone on, come on. Yes!

134
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"When Bessie senses danger,
you gotta sit on her shell

135
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and yell at the top of your lungs,

136
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'Bessie, things are getting messy!'"

137
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Yes!

138
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Whoo!

139
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Eat our dust, hedgehogs.

140
00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:08,420
"If you still haven't escaped,
give Bessie some berries

141
00:09:08,503 --> 00:09:10,663
from the secret compartment
in the front of her shell."

142
00:09:11,837 --> 00:09:13,378
Whoa, this is gross.

143
00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:17,420
Let's do this thing, Bessie.

144
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Way to go, Bessie!

145
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You are queen of the road.

146
00:09:35,003 --> 00:09:36,545
All right, let's go home.

147
00:09:45,545 --> 00:09:48,378
Glad that's finally over.

148
00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:49,879
One more time.

149
00:09:52,086 --> 00:09:53,629
Hey, kid! Need a lift?

150
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:59,795
Anne! Thank goodness.
Okay, bye, Mrs. Croaker. Thank you.

151
00:09:59,879 --> 00:10:04,462
Bye, darlin'. Next time,
try to keep that road rage in check.

152
00:10:04,545 --> 00:10:07,211
Yee-haw!

153
00:10:12,462 --> 00:10:13,662
Pretty sure I just got played.

154
00:10:13,712 --> 00:10:15,503
That woman is everything I want to be.

155
00:10:20,961 --> 00:10:22,128
We made it.

156
00:10:22,545 --> 00:10:24,670
And it looks like Hop Pop's
still washing Polly.

157
00:10:24,795 --> 00:10:26,961
- You'll never take me alive!
- Dang it, Polly.

158
00:10:27,045 --> 00:10:28,879
You're getting filth everywhere.

159
00:10:30,795 --> 00:10:31,795
Hey. You coming?

160
00:10:32,045 --> 00:10:35,170
I think I'm going to spend a little
more time with old Bessie here.

161
00:10:35,670 --> 00:10:36,670
Suit yourself.

162
00:10:42,462 --> 00:10:43,795
Now where were we?

163
00:10:51,712 --> 00:10:53,211
What the hey?

164
00:10:54,545 --> 00:10:56,545
Good morning, Hopadiah.

165
00:10:56,712 --> 00:10:57,712
Anne?

166
00:10:57,754 --> 00:10:58,879
I did it.

167
00:10:58,961 --> 00:11:00,920
I read the whole thing.

168
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,795
In one night.

169
00:11:03,045 --> 00:11:06,462
Impressive. Kinda scary. But impressive.

170
00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:11,420
I was wrong about Bessie.
She's not just a vehicle.

171
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,920
She's a noble, beautiful creature.

172
00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:18,503
And now that you've read this,
all you need is experience.

173
00:11:29,879 --> 00:11:31,045
I don't feel safe.

174
00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:41,211
Hmm. Got any threes?

175
00:11:41,462 --> 00:11:43,253
I ain't telling you nothing, old man.

176
00:11:45,003 --> 00:11:45,905
Ahhhh!

177
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,961
- Is someone dead?
- Why are we yelling?

178
00:11:49,211 --> 00:11:50,754
Just look.

179
00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,378
She's diseased.

180
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:54,920
We have to quarantine her.

181
00:11:55,003 --> 00:11:56,128
Don't struggle, Anne.

182
00:11:56,253 --> 00:11:58,211
What, no. Guys, it's not a disease.

183
00:11:58,295 --> 00:12:00,503
These are pimples. It's just
a human thing.

184
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:03,920
Oh. False alarm, everyone.
Just a human thing.

185
00:12:04,003 --> 00:12:04,905
Okay.

186
00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:07,503
Everybody already treats
me like a monster.

187
00:12:07,629 --> 00:12:10,629
This is just gonna make it
ten times worse.

188
00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:14,295
Ah, come on. No one treats you
like a monster Anne.

189
00:12:14,545 --> 00:12:17,754
Are you kidding? I can't even go
outside without making a scene.

190
00:12:18,086 --> 00:12:20,128
Ah! It's hideous.

191
00:12:20,211 --> 00:12:22,879
Look away, Teddy. Look away.

192
00:12:23,503 --> 00:12:25,337
Ah, poop.

193
00:12:25,420 --> 00:12:26,920
Okay. Fair point, fair point.

194
00:12:27,003 --> 00:12:30,211
But who cares what they think?
We like you.

195
00:12:32,712 --> 00:12:35,879
Uh-huh. I'm going to go hide in
the basement until this clears up.

196
00:12:36,503 --> 00:12:39,045
Sorry, Anne, but nobody's
hiding anywhere today.

197
00:12:39,128 --> 00:12:41,003
I need help at the vegetable stand.

198
00:12:41,253 --> 00:12:43,879
We got a bumper crop of scream
beans that need selling.

199
00:12:49,211 --> 00:12:51,378
Fresh crickets, ma'am? Always fresh.

200
00:12:51,462 --> 00:12:53,045
Worms! We got worms!

201
00:12:53,128 --> 00:12:55,045
Are these grubs organic?

202
00:12:56,670 --> 00:12:58,337
All right, kids.

203
00:12:58,462 --> 00:13:01,545
Get out there and sell
like your lives depend on it.

204
00:13:02,337 --> 00:13:03,545
Because they do.

205
00:13:03,879 --> 00:13:05,503
We… We really need this.

206
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,754
Come one, come all.

207
00:13:08,837 --> 00:13:11,712
Try the beans everybody's screaming about.

208
00:13:14,337 --> 00:13:16,837
Beans, everyone. Wow, can you believe it?

209
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:20,128
- Oh, gracious!
- Like I'd buy beans from a monster.

210
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:21,920
Yup.

211
00:13:22,211 --> 00:13:23,920
You can't catch me.

212
00:13:24,253 --> 00:13:25,253
Whoa!

213
00:13:25,754 --> 00:13:27,961
Leaping larva. Look!

214
00:13:28,086 --> 00:13:32,170
No! No, don't look at me.

215
00:13:32,253 --> 00:13:34,629
- Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
- Yeah, I think so.

216
00:13:35,045 --> 00:13:38,211
They're warts. Beautiful, ruby-red warts.

217
00:13:39,128 --> 00:13:40,071
Wait. Huh?

218
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,629
- Stunning.
- Are they real?

219
00:13:41,712 --> 00:13:42,730
- I wanna touch them.
- Amazing.

220
00:13:42,754 --> 00:13:45,545
Three cheers for the girl
with the ruby-red warts.

221
00:13:45,629 --> 00:13:46,670
Yay!

222
00:13:46,754 --> 00:13:48,045
Whoa! Whoa!

223
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:50,337
Whoo!

224
00:13:53,170 --> 00:13:56,211
Oh, this is bad, Toadie. People hate us.

225
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:57,879
With a passion, sir.

226
00:13:58,086 --> 00:14:01,961
It's as if embezzling money from the
town makes you the bad guy.

227
00:14:02,211 --> 00:14:07,587
If we don't fix thing soon,
we'll lose next month's election for sure.

228
00:14:07,712 --> 00:14:10,378
The only thing that can save us
now is a miracle.

229
00:14:13,879 --> 00:14:18,712
Oh, my dear Toadie, I do believe
that our miracle has arrived.

230
00:14:19,587 --> 00:14:20,587
This is awesome.

231
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,295
Just look at all these gifts.

232
00:14:22,378 --> 00:14:23,503
The towns people like me.

233
00:14:23,754 --> 00:14:25,003
They really, really like me.

234
00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:30,378
Choco Chocolate maggots!
Come to Mama!

235
00:14:30,879 --> 00:14:33,587
Yeah. They really seem
to like your human bumps, Anne.

236
00:14:33,712 --> 00:14:36,837
I better take care of these
moneymakers if I wanna keep this up.

237
00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:39,128
Babies.

238
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,837
Babies are hungry.

239
00:14:45,629 --> 00:14:47,086
Too much?

240
00:14:48,295 --> 00:14:50,045
Anne, my dear.

241
00:14:50,295 --> 00:14:52,253
Care to join me for a joyride?

242
00:14:53,378 --> 00:14:54,795
We brought the fancy snail.

243
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,211
Get out!

244
00:14:56,712 --> 00:14:58,045
We all get to ride in that?

245
00:14:58,420 --> 00:14:59,420
Awesome!

246
00:14:59,629 --> 00:15:01,462
Finally, the luxury I deserve.

247
00:15:01,545 --> 00:15:02,447
Ooh!

248
00:15:02,462 --> 00:15:05,295
Nope. I'm afraid only Anne is invited.

249
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:09,503
Just look at those
beautiful warts.

250
00:15:09,712 --> 00:15:13,253
Don't look so glum, guys. It's just
a ride. I'll be back in a few.

251
00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:15,128
Whoo-hoo!

252
00:15:16,795 --> 00:15:18,754
- It begins.
- Huh?

253
00:15:18,837 --> 00:15:21,795
Fame changes people, kids.
And not in a good way.

254
00:15:22,128 --> 00:15:23,920
Whoo! Man, this snail is fast.

255
00:15:24,003 --> 00:15:28,211
Anne, we can help each other.
I can make sure you stay popular,

256
00:15:28,503 --> 00:15:32,086
and in turn, you can help me improve
my reputation. How does that sound?

257
00:15:32,170 --> 00:15:34,378
Sounds harmless. Can I honk the horn?

258
00:15:34,503 --> 00:15:35,837
- Yeah, sure.
- Whoo!

259
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,670
Here we are.

260
00:16:05,754 --> 00:16:08,670
From now on, Anne, this is your home.

261
00:16:08,961 --> 00:16:11,170
Whoa!

262
00:16:14,462 --> 00:16:15,503
This is awesome.

263
00:16:15,587 --> 00:16:18,227
And to think just yesterday
people were treating me like a monster.

264
00:16:18,295 --> 00:16:19,587
Look at me now, baby.

265
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,503
Glad you're enjoying yourself.

266
00:16:22,629 --> 00:16:25,837
Stick with me and I'll make sure
you never go out of style.

267
00:16:26,045 --> 00:16:28,295
Now take care of those warts. Toodles.

268
00:16:29,754 --> 00:16:32,211
Hey, Anne. Got time for a visit?

269
00:16:32,462 --> 00:16:33,629
Oh. Hey, guys.

270
00:16:33,795 --> 00:16:35,795
Just look at this place. Epic, right?

271
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:37,754
Yeah. It's great.

272
00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:41,003
Can you believe I was
living in your basement?

273
00:16:41,295 --> 00:16:44,920
Ha! It was cold, dusty,
not to mention smelly.

274
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,920
Oh, no offense.

275
00:16:47,295 --> 00:16:48,754
None taken.

276
00:16:50,253 --> 00:16:52,295
Oh, shoot. We gotta wrap this up.

277
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:55,698
I've gotta sign autographs, kiss tadpoles
and do some interviews, all before dinner.

278
00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:58,837
So good to talk to you guys.
Love you. Mean it. Muah!

279
00:17:00,003 --> 00:17:01,170
The heck was that?

280
00:17:01,503 --> 00:17:04,795
- It's like she's a different person.
- Yeah. A crazy person.

281
00:17:04,961 --> 00:17:07,545
- This stinks.
- Hey. None of that.

282
00:17:07,795 --> 00:17:12,503
Kids, when one of your own makes it big,
you support them. No matter what.

283
00:17:12,795 --> 00:17:16,879
Because deep, deep, deep,
deep, deep, deep, deep down,

284
00:17:17,086 --> 00:17:18,503
they're the same person.

285
00:17:19,045 --> 00:17:22,128
- You're right, Hop Pop.
- Okay.

286
00:17:22,378 --> 00:17:24,754
Ma'am, I think I found
the perfect dress for tonight.

287
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,961
Oh. Yeah, okay.

288
00:17:29,795 --> 00:17:32,128
Five more minutes.

289
00:17:34,961 --> 00:17:37,253
"Be at the assembly at noon sharp."

290
00:17:37,670 --> 00:17:41,086
Good morning, my greasy babies.
Time to get ready for the…

291
00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:43,003
No.

292
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,462
No. No, no, no, no!

293
00:17:44,545 --> 00:17:47,629
My pimples!

294
00:17:47,961 --> 00:17:50,503
What do I do? What do I do?
What do I do?

295
00:17:54,587 --> 00:17:56,170
Uh, hello? Anyone there?

296
00:17:56,378 --> 00:17:59,253
Just me. Toadie. Wow.

297
00:17:59,337 --> 00:18:01,545
Uh, can you deliver
this note to the Plantars?

298
00:18:01,629 --> 00:18:06,337
Of course, ma'am. But before I do,
could I get an autograph? I'm a huge fan.

299
00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:08,420
Yeah, sure. Why not? Here. Now go.

300
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,337
Uh, this is a little hard to read.

301
00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:11,837
- Just go!
- Yes, ma'am.

302
00:18:15,003 --> 00:18:17,587
- We got your note.
- We came as fast as we could.

303
00:18:17,795 --> 00:18:18,795
What's the emergency?

304
00:18:19,253 --> 00:18:21,045
My life is ruined.

305
00:18:21,378 --> 00:18:25,086
My zits. They're gone.
Without them, I'm… I'm nothing.

306
00:18:25,545 --> 00:18:31,378
Anne, that's ridiculous
I'm sick and tired of this and, and…

307
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:35,587
We'll do everything
we can to help you.

308
00:18:35,961 --> 00:18:37,795
Oh, thank goodness.

309
00:18:40,462 --> 00:18:43,629
I got it! What if we stuck some
of these swamp berries to your face?

310
00:18:43,712 --> 00:18:45,462
They kinda look like pimples.

311
00:18:45,712 --> 00:18:48,211
Great. But how can we get to the
swamp without me being seen.

312
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:50,503
- Have f-Annes everywhere.
- F-what?

313
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:53,170
F-Annes. It's what we're calling my fans.

314
00:18:53,879 --> 00:18:55,837
I don't want to live on this
planet anymore.

315
00:18:55,961 --> 00:18:58,795
Don't worry about
the crowds, Anne. I have a pla-Anne.

316
00:19:00,378 --> 00:19:01,378
Make way.

317
00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:04,253
Plague towels, everyone. Plague towels.

318
00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:08,879
If you don't wanna cough up
your organs, stay back!

319
00:19:10,337 --> 00:19:12,378
Hey, everyone, that's Anne's foot.

320
00:19:12,712 --> 00:19:14,503
- Uh-oh.
- The jig's up! Run!

321
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,086
Anne, we love you!

322
00:19:16,795 --> 00:19:18,545
We need you. Please…

323
00:19:18,629 --> 00:19:19,754
We'll never make it.

324
00:19:19,837 --> 00:19:21,337
Not without a diversion, we won't.

325
00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:23,961
- Anne. Give me your shoe.
- Uh… Okay.

326
00:19:25,545 --> 00:19:29,045
Hey, everyone. Lookie.
I've got Anne's shoe.

327
00:19:29,337 --> 00:19:31,961
Hop Pop, no!

328
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,365
- He's got Anne's shoe.
- Get him!

329
00:19:34,045 --> 00:19:35,587
Fly, you fools.

330
00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:43,712
- Eh, he'll be fine.
- Look, over there.

331
00:19:46,503 --> 00:19:49,503
- How do I look?
- That should do it.

332
00:19:50,961 --> 00:19:53,321
- Thanks for helping me, guys.
- That's what we're here for.

333
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,420
Not me. I'm here for the drama.

334
00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:04,170
Where is she? I'm losing a point
in the polls every minute she's late.

335
00:20:04,253 --> 00:20:08,295
- I'm here. I'm here.
- There you are, my dear. I was so worried.

336
00:20:08,462 --> 00:20:11,003
Sorry, I was caught up in this
whole mob situation.

337
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,062
Luckily, the Plantars were
there to help me and…

338
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:16,670
The Plantars? Anne, honey,
I thought we talked about this.

339
00:20:16,754 --> 00:20:20,128
Hanging out with those bumpkins
will only pull you down to their level.

340
00:20:20,337 --> 00:20:24,337
I think it's for the best that you not
be seen with them anymore.

341
00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:25,545
Understand?

342
00:20:32,837 --> 00:20:33,879
Understood.

343
00:20:33,961 --> 00:20:37,295
Good. Now get out there.
Your public awaits.

344
00:20:41,503 --> 00:20:43,587
Crazy week, huh?

345
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:48,003
Couple days ago, I was a monster,
and now I'm the pride and joy of Wartwood.

346
00:20:48,503 --> 00:20:52,128
I've got a nice apartment, F-Annes, fame.

347
00:20:52,462 --> 00:20:53,920
But you know what I'm missing?

348
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:57,295
The people who'll stick with me,
whether I'm a monster or not.

349
00:21:04,295 --> 00:21:06,045
She's hideous again.

350
00:21:06,378 --> 00:21:09,337
Anne, what are you doing?
You're throwing it all away.

351
00:21:09,545 --> 00:21:13,462
Now how am I supposed to convince
these idiots to vote for me?

352
00:21:13,879 --> 00:21:16,670
- Um, sir?
- What is it, Toadie? I… Oh.

353
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:20,879
Did I say "idiots"?

354
00:21:21,003 --> 00:21:24,837
I meant lovely, lovely townspeople, eh?

355
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,587
Simmer down now? Simmer…

356
00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:32,545
This is an outrage! Stop that!

357
00:21:34,086 --> 00:21:35,566
- Show's over.
- What a waste of time.

358
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:36,837
Let's get outta here.

359
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,587
Uh… Hey guys?

360
00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:42,462
- These are horrifying.
- Yep.

361
00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:46,253
Thanks for sticking with me,
even when the attention got to my head.

362
00:21:46,337 --> 00:21:49,503
Just remember to do the same
when I'm rich and famous.

363
00:21:49,587 --> 00:21:50,920
Never happening.

364
00:21:51,003 --> 00:21:54,211
Any chance I can go back to being
the monster that lives in your basement?

365
00:21:54,629 --> 00:21:55,879
Of course.

366
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,128
Thanks you guys. Hey, you know what?

367
00:21:59,211 --> 00:22:00,754
I still have the key to the apartment.

368
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,503
You guys wanna try out the hot tub
before they change the locks?

369
00:22:04,587 --> 00:22:06,045
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

370
00:22:06,128 --> 00:22:07,030
Hot tub.

371
00:22:07,045 --> 00:22:09,961
Can't wait to feel those bubbles
in my pants.

