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Why do we always hang out in the woods?
You have a perfectly good living room.

2
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Where's the fun in that?
This place is full of nature.

3
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Whoo-hoo!

4
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Yeah, exactly.

5
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Stay back.

6
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It could be a blood sucking predator.

7
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You are really not selling me
on this place.

8
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Oh, no. It's an…

9
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Ambush!

10
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I'm hit! Sprig down! Sprig down!

11
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- Ha-ha!
- Hey, Ivy. Nice ambush.

12
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Gourd in a wig? Classic.

13
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Can't take all the credit.
You're really easy to trick.

14
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Well, guilty as charged.

15
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Oh, Ivy, meet Anne.
Oddity from another world.

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Anne, meet Ivy. Childhood acquaintance
and occasional sparring partner.

17
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- Hey, Ivy.
- Hey, I've seen you around.

18
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Nice to officially meet.
Do you like being randomly attacked?

19
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- Not at all.
- Well, too bad.

20
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See you later, Sprig.

21
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But you won't see me.

22
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Well, well, well.

23
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She's kinda cute, huh?

24
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I don't know what you're talking about.

25
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Well, well, well, well, well, well, well.

26
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You're being weird, Anne.

27
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We are home!

28
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What have you two been doing?
I've been looking for you all morning.

29
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Oh, nothing.

30
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Except Sprig was totally flirting
with a cute girl!

31
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No kidding?

32
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Anne, it's not like that.
Ivy Sundew and I are just friends.

33
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Ivy Sundew? Nobody move!

34
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I'm getting the courtship kit.

35
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This is so exciting!

36
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I'm gonna go get my dating magazines. BRB!

37
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I don't actually care.

38
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Here we go. The firefly formal is tonight.

39
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It's the perfect opportunity
to begin the ritual.

40
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- Ritual?
- Uh-huh.

41
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Only frogs who have performed
the ceremonial dance,

42
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in the ceremonial garb
are allowed to be wed.

43
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Huh. Kitchy. I like it.

44
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Guys! We're just friends.

45
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Besides, I'm already engaged
to Maddie, right?

46
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She gave me this nifty ring.

47
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Forget her. The Sundews have
secret proprietary crops.

48
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Do you have any idea what that means?

49
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Uh…

50
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If our families merge, we'll be rich!

51
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Wow. So romantic.

52
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Uhh! I love these magazines.

53
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Look, Sprig. It says here

54
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two-thirds of all soul mates
start out as "just friends."

55
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Wait, what? Really?
And you trust these things?

56
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Definitely. Magazines never lie.

57
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Could Ivy be my eternal love,
my soul mate, the cat to my bat?

58
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Well, we're about to find out
'cause I already asked her family.

59
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Mmmm, hmmm, hmmm,

60
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They agreed to a date!

61
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What do you want?

62
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Oh, your tip. Alright. Here you go.

63
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But don't take too much, though.
I have chores to do later.

64
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Well, missing out on eternal love
does sound bad.

65
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I guess one date couldn't hurt.

66
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- Hey!
- That's my boy!

67
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- Stop struggling.
- Just a little more.

68
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Alrighty. Cool.

69
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My boy, you look incredible.

70
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I don't know about this.
Ivy's gonna think I look stupid.

71
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I think I look stupid.

72
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Great! You'll have something in common.

73
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It's fine. Ow. Ow. Ow.

74
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My little girl's a woman.

75
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Mom!

76
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All right, boy,

77
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go get that lucrative
business relationship.

78
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I mean, romantic relationship.
Saved it.

79
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Hey.

80
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Hi.

81
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Uh… these are for you.

82
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Oh.

83
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Thanks.

84
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So.

85
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You're looking like a… girl frog.

86
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Oh, okay. I like your, uh, collar.

87
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I'm so happy we agreed
on this merger, Hopadiah.

88
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That Sprig of yours
looks like a hard worker.

89
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Like we agreed, you'll get
Sprig to work at your restaurant,

90
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and I'll get the seeds
to those Sundew vegetables.

91
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Agreed.

92
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This is so exciting.

93
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I wonder what their ship name will be.

94
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Ivig? Spriglvy?

95
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What are you even saying?

96
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Shh! Let's watch
our little love doves fly.

97
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- Love doves are birds that mate for life.
- I got it.

98
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Excuse me, everybody,

99
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but, I hear we have a couple
of love doves here tonight,

100
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Ivy Sundew and Sprig Plantar.

101
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Whoo! A big hand for them.
Come on, let me hear it.

102
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Hopadiah Plantar says, "Sprig,
don't mess this up for us."

103
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And Felicia Sundew would like Ivy
to "have a great courtship. Wink."

104
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It says "wink" here. "Love, mom."

105
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All right, then. Hit it, boys!

106
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There we go.

107
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I had no idea you felt
this way about me, Sprig.

108
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Oh, sure. Didn't you know two-thirds
of all mates start with souls?

109
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Ah! I mean, two-thirds
of all souls start with…

110
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I can't do this.
I'm really sorry, Ivy.

111
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I… I don't want to date you.

112
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Everyone just convinced me
this was a good idea.

113
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Oh, thank goodness! I only went along
because I didn't want to hurt you.

114
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Also 'cause my mom forced me.

115
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Ha! Parents, am I right?

116
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What do you say we ditch this thing
and go watch some fireflies?

117
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They're in season.

118
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- After you, friend.
- Why, thank you, friend.

119
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Ooh-la-la. The little love does
the sneaking out into the woods.

120
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You know what that means.

121
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It means they're abandoning the ritual!

122
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If those two don't finish that dance…

123
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Then this courtship will be ruined!

124
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Along with my financial security!

125
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Wait, what? We cannot
let them waste this chance.

126
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They say nine out of ten people
stay up at night

127
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regretting missed romantic
opportunities. Nine out of ten!

128
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Come on, gang. Let's get
this merger back on track.

129
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Uh, counterpoint.
Why don't we just leave them alone?

130
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- Ridiculous.
- Not a chance.

131
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I'm way too invested right now.

132
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Wow.

133
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Man, this is way better than that
stuffy old dance. Right, Ivy?

134
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Ivy? Ivy?

135
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Ambush!

136
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Haha!

137
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Oh, no, you don't.

138
00:08:01,290 --> 00:08:02,707
Ha, ha, ha!

139
00:08:02,790 --> 00:08:05,082
Come back here! This'll be your grave!

140
00:08:05,165 --> 00:08:06,957
That's, uh… that's pretty dark.

141
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Hmm. Where are those dang kids?

142
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- What's that?
- Huh?

143
00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,832
- They're beautiful.
- Just look at them.

144
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Love doves. Don't move or we're dead.

145
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What? I thought they were all
romantic and mate for life.

146
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Yeah, and they spend that life
massacring all living things.

147
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Beautiful.

148
00:08:40,623 --> 00:08:42,415
Hey, purple ones.

149
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Oh, yeah, those are babies.
I read that they're purple

150
00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,720
so the moms can find them
if they get lost.

151
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What? That's adorable.

152
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I know, right?

153
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Bleh.

154
00:08:54,124 --> 00:08:55,025
What the…

155
00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:56,373
That sounded like…

156
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Our families! We gotta help them!

157
00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:02,873
Way ahead of you. Come on, let's go!

158
00:09:09,873 --> 00:09:10,957
We're stuck.

159
00:09:12,957 --> 00:09:14,873
Uh, so they're not gonna eat us?

160
00:09:14,957 --> 00:09:15,957
Not right away.

161
00:09:15,999 --> 00:09:18,790
Love doves prefer to let their prey
marinate in fear first.

162
00:09:18,873 --> 00:09:22,040
Can it, Plantar.
This is all your fault.

163
00:09:22,124 --> 00:09:24,498
If you taught your grandson
proper courtship technique…

164
00:09:24,581 --> 00:09:26,665
My fault? It's obviously yours.

165
00:09:28,498 --> 00:09:30,873
Guys, it says here that our
relationships define us,

166
00:09:30,957 --> 00:09:33,623
and nothing else. Nothing else!

167
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Enough!

168
00:09:38,331 --> 00:09:40,040
It's all your faults.

169
00:09:40,124 --> 00:09:41,790
- Say what?
- Impossible.

170
00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:44,623
Zip it! The only reason
we're here marinating

171
00:09:44,707 --> 00:09:47,915
is because you all had to play matchmaker.

172
00:09:47,999 --> 00:09:50,249
You two were greedy, plain and simple.

173
00:09:50,540 --> 00:09:52,581
- Maybe a little.
- It's nuanced.

174
00:09:52,665 --> 00:09:56,040
Nice. Totally innocent for once.
You two should be ashamed.

175
00:09:56,165 --> 00:09:58,290
Are you kidding?

176
00:09:58,456 --> 00:10:02,207
Sprig only went through with this
because of you and this dumb magazine!

177
00:10:05,957 --> 00:10:08,373
Wow. I feel lighter somehow,

178
00:10:08,456 --> 00:10:10,873
more… free.

179
00:10:10,957 --> 00:10:11,900
Hey!

180
00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,249
We're here to rescue you.

181
00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,915
- Whew!
- Oh, thank frog.

182
00:10:18,999 --> 00:10:21,599
We're also here to tell you we don't want
to date each other and we never will.

183
00:10:21,623 --> 00:10:23,498
We know. Polly set us straight.

184
00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:24,665
Look, kids, we…

185
00:10:24,748 --> 00:10:25,873
Sprig, I'm so sorry.

186
00:10:29,290 --> 00:10:33,040
I always told them save the heartfelt
apologies for when we get to safety.

187
00:10:33,124 --> 00:10:35,498
Don't worry, guys.
Sprig and I are ready for combat.

188
00:10:35,707 --> 00:10:36,790
- Right?
- Right.

189
00:10:36,873 --> 00:10:37,957
On the count of three.

190
00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:40,165
One, two…

191
00:10:40,249 --> 00:10:43,415
- Sprig?
- Ambush! Haha!

192
00:10:44,665 --> 00:10:47,957
Take that, you beautiful creature!

193
00:10:49,790 --> 00:10:51,623
Whoa!

194
00:10:53,915 --> 00:10:55,082
Nice ambush.

195
00:10:55,165 --> 00:10:56,873
Well, I learned from the best.

196
00:10:57,165 --> 00:10:58,623
Now let's finish this up.

197
00:11:02,331 --> 00:11:06,249
Amazing. Even in defeat, they're majestic.

198
00:11:08,623 --> 00:11:12,540
Come along now Ivy let's get you home,
so I can apologize safely.

199
00:11:12,790 --> 00:11:13,915
Okay. That was fun.

200
00:11:13,999 --> 00:11:16,124
- See ya, Sprig!
- See ya, Ivy!

201
00:11:16,207 --> 00:11:18,999
Sprig, next time we won't
get the courtship kit out

202
00:11:19,124 --> 00:11:20,581
until you're good and ready.

203
00:11:20,999 --> 00:11:23,623
Now, I can focus on finding love
for Polly.

204
00:11:23,790 --> 00:11:25,790
No!

205
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,790
Well, that's the end of that.

206
00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,933
Now you and Ivy can go back
to being just friends.

207
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:30,957
Yup!

208
00:11:36,873 --> 00:11:38,349
Oh, you just fell in love
with here, didn't you?

209
00:11:38,373 --> 00:11:39,873
Yeah, I just fell in love with her.

210
00:11:49,165 --> 00:11:51,873
Blech. Hands are feeling dry.

211
00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:53,581
That will not do.

212
00:11:53,665 --> 00:11:55,082
Lotion, lotion.

213
00:11:55,165 --> 00:11:56,832
Did I get zapped here with any lotion?

214
00:11:56,915 --> 00:11:58,915
Oh, hey. What's this?

215
00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,748
Oh, my gosh.

216
00:12:02,207 --> 00:12:06,124
Guys! I brought a bath bomb from home
and didn't even know it!

217
00:12:07,665 --> 00:12:09,207
Oh, yeah!

218
00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:10,999
Man, I can't wait to try this baby out.

219
00:12:11,082 --> 00:12:12,331
Uh…

220
00:12:12,415 --> 00:12:13,832
You guys going somewhere?

221
00:12:13,915 --> 00:12:16,665
Yep. The three of us are going
to camp Flemington.

222
00:12:16,748 --> 00:12:19,373
Gonna rough it outdoors and get filthy!

223
00:12:19,456 --> 00:12:20,832
Wait, without me?

224
00:12:20,915 --> 00:12:24,748
Sure are.
When we Plantars camp, we camp hard.

225
00:12:24,832 --> 00:12:27,165
No sense in you coming
with us and being miserable.

226
00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:31,124
You know you hate dirt,
bugs, rocks and nature.

227
00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:33,623
You're soft, Anne, like a baby.

228
00:12:33,707 --> 00:12:36,373
Really, you should be glad
you're not one of us.

229
00:12:37,707 --> 00:12:40,999
That's ridiculous. Me, soft? Pfft!

230
00:12:41,207 --> 00:12:43,082
Just because I'm not a Plantar
doesn't mean

231
00:12:43,165 --> 00:12:44,790
I can't have a good time with you guys.

232
00:12:44,873 --> 00:12:47,040
Take me with you. Please, please, please?

233
00:12:47,124 --> 00:12:49,373
Are you sure? I wasn't kidding
when I said "rough."

234
00:12:49,456 --> 00:12:51,623
And I wasn't kidding
when I said you were soft.

235
00:12:51,665 --> 00:12:52,665
Super-sure.

236
00:12:52,748 --> 00:12:54,373
Aw, come on, guys.

237
00:12:54,456 --> 00:12:56,915
If Anne says she can handle it,
she can handle it.

238
00:12:56,999 --> 00:13:00,207
Well, all right, kid. Hop on.

239
00:13:00,290 --> 00:13:01,373
Whoo, whoo!

240
00:13:02,873 --> 00:13:06,790
Psst. Hey, since you're coming with us,
we gotta lather you up with this gunk.

241
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,748
Only way to keep the ticks away.

242
00:13:08,832 --> 00:13:12,456
Here we go.
Ahh. And back around.

243
00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:14,165
Ooh. Looks like I missed a spot.

244
00:13:14,249 --> 00:13:16,623
Totally not regretting this.

245
00:13:19,790 --> 00:13:20,915
Yeah!

246
00:13:20,999 --> 00:13:22,456
Easy does it, easy does it.

247
00:13:22,832 --> 00:13:25,040
Ha! Aah!

248
00:13:25,124 --> 00:13:26,290
Ahh.

249
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,290
I can't wait to tell scary stories.

250
00:13:28,456 --> 00:13:31,832
The more teen frogs running
from deranged psychopaths, the better.

251
00:13:31,915 --> 00:13:34,456
I'm just happy to get off the farm.

252
00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:36,999
So much fresh air, and it's all mine.

253
00:13:40,665 --> 00:13:42,832
I personally love the peace and quiet.

254
00:13:42,915 --> 00:13:45,915
A frog can really hear
themselves think out here.

255
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:48,290
Did you leave
the stove on? The front door unlocked?

256
00:13:48,415 --> 00:13:50,165
Will you die alone?

257
00:13:50,623 --> 00:13:51,623
Well, that was a mistake.

258
00:13:54,331 --> 00:13:56,790
You sure you want to stay, Anne?

259
00:13:56,873 --> 00:13:58,999
You can take Bessie
and go home if you need to.

260
00:13:59,082 --> 00:14:01,290
Hey, hey, hey! Here's an idea.

261
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:05,665
How about we stop questioning my decisions
and get to camping together already?

262
00:14:05,915 --> 00:14:07,082
- Who's with me?
- Yeah!

263
00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:09,040
- Good idea!
- Yeah, that sounds good.

264
00:14:13,748 --> 00:14:14,957
Whoa!

265
00:14:24,665 --> 00:14:25,665
Come on, kids,

266
00:14:25,748 --> 00:14:27,498
Throw some dirt on it! Here's some water!

267
00:14:32,707 --> 00:14:33,957
Get it off!

268
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,957
No, no, no!

269
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,373
Get it off! Get it off!

270
00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:39,873
Whoa! No, no, no!

271
00:14:39,957 --> 00:14:41,249
No, no, no!

272
00:14:43,873 --> 00:14:45,373
Ow! Careful!

273
00:14:45,790 --> 00:14:48,124
I'm pretty sure those ticks
caused internal damage.

274
00:14:48,207 --> 00:14:50,707
So, awkward question,

275
00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:53,373
but are you sure you wouldn't
be happier back home?

276
00:14:53,456 --> 00:14:56,040
Seriously, Anne, no need
to torture yourself.

277
00:14:56,124 --> 00:14:57,832
Take Bessie and go home.

278
00:14:57,915 --> 00:15:01,498
And don't you worry about us,
because we'll be just fine without you.

279
00:15:01,581 --> 00:15:03,665
Without you.

280
00:15:04,249 --> 00:15:07,207
No! Look, I know it seems
like I'm miserable, okay?

281
00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:11,124
But I'm not. It's just… it's just, uh…

282
00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:16,331
I'm not used to such easy camping.

283
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,415
- Easy?
- Huh?

284
00:15:17,498 --> 00:15:18,540
Look around you.

285
00:15:18,623 --> 00:15:21,207
Singing, butterflies, laughter.

286
00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:25,249
I guess I'm just used to something
a little more… extreme.

287
00:15:25,331 --> 00:15:26,456
- Ah!
- So, this place

288
00:15:26,623 --> 00:15:28,832
ain't extreme enough for ya?

289
00:15:29,707 --> 00:15:31,581
Uh, dang right it ain't.

290
00:15:43,873 --> 00:15:47,498
I can take you folks to a real campsite.

291
00:15:47,623 --> 00:15:49,790
One where there ain't
none of this kiddie stuff,

292
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:54,415
like shelter or potable water. Blech.

293
00:15:54,498 --> 00:15:57,999
Well, would a more extreme
experience make you happy, Anne?

294
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,290
Uh, yeah?

295
00:15:59,415 --> 00:16:02,040
If Anne wants hard-core, we go hard-core.

296
00:16:02,124 --> 00:16:04,124
Lead the way, Mr., uh…

297
00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:07,748
Name's Joe. Soggy Joe.

298
00:16:10,207 --> 00:16:13,498
Yeesh. Could you like turn down the creep.
Just a bit?

299
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:14,581
No!

300
00:16:24,999 --> 00:16:26,124
Oh.

301
00:16:33,623 --> 00:16:34,665
Aw.

302
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,456
We're here.

303
00:16:47,581 --> 00:16:49,665
We bunk here for the night.

304
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:53,331
And in the morning,
if we're still alive.

305
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,665
I'll take you all out to the pancakes.

306
00:16:58,373 --> 00:17:00,173
- Oh, that sounds great.
- I do like pancakes.

307
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,957
Want to hear a tale?

308
00:17:07,082 --> 00:17:08,165
- Uh…
- I'm good.

309
00:17:08,249 --> 00:17:09,623
Hard pass, old man.

310
00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:12,415
Oh, me! I love scary stories.

311
00:17:13,873 --> 00:17:17,999
Gather 'round
and hear ye the tale of the mud men.

312
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:21,040
Born in the bowels of the bog itself,

313
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:24,915
the mud creatures stalk the inky night,

314
00:17:25,124 --> 00:17:28,124
lusting to devour any frogs

315
00:17:28,249 --> 00:17:32,040
that might have wandered
into their domain.

316
00:17:32,707 --> 00:17:34,665
Ten bucks says he doesn't come back up.

317
00:17:35,373 --> 00:17:36,623
Just like us!

318
00:17:38,665 --> 00:17:40,456
Ah, yes.

319
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:44,207
The mud men only fear two things,

320
00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:47,456
daylight and being clean.

321
00:17:48,207 --> 00:17:49,331
Holy honey thistle!

322
00:17:49,456 --> 00:17:51,040
What? What is it, Joe?

323
00:17:51,165 --> 00:17:53,040
Nature calls. Be right back.

324
00:17:55,498 --> 00:17:56,540
Is this extreme enough?

325
00:17:56,623 --> 00:17:58,040
Uh… um…

326
00:17:58,124 --> 00:18:01,165
What? No. I am loving this.

327
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,915
Oh, hey Sogman everything okay?

328
00:18:12,957 --> 00:18:16,290
Don't worry. Good thing
I brought my copper matches.

329
00:18:17,832 --> 00:18:20,331
It's the mud men!

330
00:18:32,999 --> 00:18:34,165
They're real!

331
00:18:34,249 --> 00:18:37,124
And they're here for our delicious souls!

332
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:38,665
Oh, man, this is all my fault.

333
00:18:39,165 --> 00:18:40,707
Everyone, grab a torch!

334
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,581
Back away!

335
00:18:53,873 --> 00:18:56,331
Really wish we had some sunlight
right about now.

336
00:18:56,456 --> 00:18:58,249
Or heck, cleaning products.

337
00:18:58,373 --> 00:19:00,832
I have something even better.

338
00:19:00,957 --> 00:19:03,249
Everyone, take cover!

339
00:19:03,373 --> 00:19:06,082
Peony Princess bath bomb!

340
00:19:06,748 --> 00:19:08,707
Good-bye, dear friend.

341
00:19:17,999 --> 00:19:19,707
- Well, guess we're dead.
- Uh-huh.

342
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,581
The jig is up, boys!

343
00:19:33,707 --> 00:19:36,331
Quickly, before she throws
another one of those things!

344
00:19:37,623 --> 00:19:40,748
Man, all I wanted to do today
was get muddy and eat people.

345
00:19:42,957 --> 00:19:44,331
I can see your butt!

346
00:19:44,456 --> 00:19:49,040
Guess we were wrong to doubt you Anne
you really are used to extreme camping.

347
00:19:50,249 --> 00:19:55,207
Guys, I have a confession.
This extreme camping stuff is nonsense.

348
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:58,832
I was miserable back there.
I was just trying to cover it up.

349
00:19:58,957 --> 00:20:02,456
So you dragged us to this horror
show for no reason?

350
00:20:02,873 --> 00:20:05,249
Twisted. I love it.

351
00:20:05,415 --> 00:20:08,873
I don't understand. Why lie about it?
Why be miserable?

352
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,040
I guess I've been feeling
kind of left out lately.

353
00:20:11,415 --> 00:20:13,373
I'm not a frog.

354
00:20:13,498 --> 00:20:14,665
I'm not a Plantar.

355
00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:17,124
Heck, I wasn't even invited on this trip.

356
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:19,623
I really like you guys
and wanted to be with you,

357
00:20:19,748 --> 00:20:21,040
miserable or not.

358
00:20:23,665 --> 00:20:25,873
I don't know
if it's the sweet-smelling toxins

359
00:20:26,498 --> 00:20:29,873
or the overwhelming emotions,
but dang it, I'm a mess.

360
00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:32,040
Next time, we'll include you, Anne,

361
00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:33,665
Even if we know you'll hate it.

362
00:20:34,082 --> 00:20:35,165
Thanks, you guys. Aah!

363
00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:47,415
Ooh-wee!
Good thing I wore my axe-proof vest, eh?

364
00:20:47,707 --> 00:20:49,540
So, what'd I miss?

365
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,331
- Oh, pretty much everything.
- Really?

366
00:20:51,415 --> 00:20:52,316
Oh, Joe,

367
00:20:52,331 --> 00:20:53,999
- There were these crazy cannibals.
- Wow.

368
00:20:54,082 --> 00:20:55,790
- They tried to eat us.
- Oh, serious?

369
00:20:55,873 --> 00:20:57,849
Yeah, actually, it turned out
they were just frogs.

370
00:20:57,873 --> 00:20:59,833
- Oh, no way.
- Wimpy little frogs covered in mud.

371
00:20:59,915 --> 00:21:01,498
- Unbelievable.
- And then we ran,

372
00:21:01,581 --> 00:21:02,599
- Uh-huh.
- We tried to use torches,

373
00:21:02,623 --> 00:21:03,903
- it was all a big thing.
- Yeah?

374
00:21:03,957 --> 00:21:05,516
- It was very dramatic.
- Oh? Keep going.

375
00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:07,456
Anne saved us with her bath bomb.

376
00:21:07,665 --> 00:21:09,385
Yeah, I smell it.
It's great. Is that peony?

377
00:21:09,415 --> 00:21:11,432
- Yeah, that is peony.
- Yeah, I have a nose for these things.

378
00:21:11,456 --> 00:21:13,832
So, that's pretty much it.
You're all caught up.

379
00:21:13,915 --> 00:21:15,082
Oh, great.

380
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,331
So, you all want to get pancakes early?

381
00:21:19,415 --> 00:21:21,290
- Oh, yeah, that sounds great.
- Let's do it.

382
00:21:21,373 --> 00:21:23,213
I've always been more
of a waffle girl, myself.

383
00:21:24,207 --> 00:21:26,165
Guys, now that we've been through a lot,

384
00:21:26,249 --> 00:21:28,009
there's something
I'd like to share with you.

385
00:21:28,456 --> 00:21:30,249
This is how I got here.

386
00:21:32,665 --> 00:21:34,540
- Wow. Shiny.
- Oh!

387
00:21:34,665 --> 00:21:36,999
It's some kind of crazy
music box or something.

388
00:21:37,124 --> 00:21:38,957
Have you guys seen
anything like it before?

389
00:21:39,082 --> 00:21:42,165
- May I?
- Sure. I mean, it's busted.

390
00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:48,331
Hmm!

391
00:21:48,415 --> 00:21:50,748
Nope. Never seen anything like it.

392
00:21:50,873 --> 00:21:53,832
Well, it was worth a shot.

393
00:21:54,456 --> 00:21:58,581
Anne, I promise,
we're gonna find a way to get you home.

394
00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:00,999
Thanks, Sprig. That means a lot to me.

395
00:22:02,873 --> 00:22:05,707
Well, that's enough excitement
for me today.

396
00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:07,124
I think I'm gonna turn in.

397
00:22:07,207 --> 00:22:08,607
- Good night.
- Good night, Hop Pop.

398
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:16,498
It's just as I feared.

