1 00:00:55,896 --> 00:00:58,274 Oh. Sure is spooky out there. 2 00:01:00,526 --> 00:01:02,737 Oh, hey! Is that Mrs. Croaker? 3 00:01:03,404 --> 00:01:05,531 Ah, false alarm. It's just some kind of… 4 00:01:05,615 --> 00:01:06,657 What the…? 5 00:01:10,328 --> 00:01:14,081 Whew. Man, look at how far we are from home. 6 00:01:15,958 --> 00:01:18,252 It's a big, scary world out there. 7 00:01:18,336 --> 00:01:22,798 Kind of makes a little tadpole like me feel small and scared. 8 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:24,133 Well, hey! 9 00:01:24,216 --> 00:01:27,053 Maybe some story time will help me take my mind off it. 10 00:01:28,054 --> 00:01:30,806 - Hmm. This one. Hop Pop! - Oh! 11 00:01:31,349 --> 00:01:34,977 What's wrong? We driving off a cliff? I knew I shouldn't have let Anne drive. 12 00:01:35,061 --> 00:01:36,854 No, Hop Pop. Everything's fine. 13 00:01:36,938 --> 00:01:40,149 I was just thinking it's a perfect time for story time! 14 00:01:41,859 --> 00:01:43,778 Sorry, Polly, but no. 15 00:01:43,861 --> 00:01:47,823 I was up all night driving and I really need to sleep. 16 00:01:48,532 --> 00:01:50,660 Please, Hop Pop? 17 00:01:51,911 --> 00:01:54,121 I guess one story couldn't hurt. 18 00:01:54,205 --> 00:01:56,749 - Hop on up, little camper. - Aw. 19 00:01:57,375 --> 00:01:58,376 Here we go. 20 00:01:58,459 --> 00:02:01,212 "Fergus Frog finds a…" 21 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:02,296 Hop Pop! 22 00:02:03,005 --> 00:02:04,131 Hop Pop! 23 00:02:09,345 --> 00:02:11,097 Man, this road is treacherous. 24 00:02:11,180 --> 00:02:12,723 Thank goodness I got you, Sprig. 25 00:02:12,807 --> 00:02:13,891 Hey, don't mention it. 26 00:02:13,975 --> 00:02:16,686 Now, let's see here… Looks like there's a sharp turn 27 00:02:16,769 --> 00:02:17,937 - coming up on… - Sprig! 28 00:02:18,020 --> 00:02:19,146 Guess what time it is? 29 00:02:19,230 --> 00:02:20,523 Story time! 30 00:02:20,606 --> 00:02:21,649 Not now, Polly. 31 00:02:21,732 --> 00:02:24,860 - This stretch of road is dangerous and… - But it's a pop-up book! 32 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:26,112 Whoa! 33 00:02:26,195 --> 00:02:27,905 - Hey! - Sprig, which way? 34 00:02:27,989 --> 00:02:29,699 - Left or right? - Uh… Uh… 35 00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:31,951 Right! No left! 36 00:02:43,546 --> 00:02:44,964 What in tarnation? 37 00:02:45,047 --> 00:02:47,967 This is what I get for letting you kids drive! 38 00:02:48,050 --> 00:02:50,386 Wait, no! This wasn't our fault. 39 00:02:50,469 --> 00:02:51,679 Yeah, yeah, whatever. 40 00:02:51,762 --> 00:02:53,723 You three, inventory duty. 41 00:02:53,806 --> 00:02:55,641 I'm driving from now on. 42 00:02:58,561 --> 00:03:01,147 So much for story time. 43 00:03:01,230 --> 00:03:02,857 Well, there's always bath time. 44 00:03:02,940 --> 00:03:04,734 Hugs and scrubs at the same time! 45 00:03:04,817 --> 00:03:06,527 Whoo! 46 00:03:06,611 --> 00:03:09,614 Now, remember, kids, safety first. 47 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:14,619 How many mushroom bars do we got left? 48 00:03:14,702 --> 00:03:16,704 Uh, 28, 29… 49 00:03:16,787 --> 00:03:18,372 Boom! I'm filthy! 50 00:03:18,456 --> 00:03:20,625 - What the heck, dude? - I was counting those! 51 00:03:20,708 --> 00:03:22,418 Who wants to give me a bath? 52 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:23,961 No, not inside! 53 00:03:27,632 --> 00:03:30,384 Aw, criminy! All our mushroom bars are mush. 54 00:03:31,427 --> 00:03:32,678 What's all the ruckus? 55 00:03:32,762 --> 00:03:35,056 It's Polly. She made a huge mess! 56 00:03:35,139 --> 00:03:36,349 Come on, kids. 57 00:03:36,432 --> 00:03:38,184 I'm too tired for this. 58 00:03:38,267 --> 00:03:39,685 If you're tired, Hop Pop, 59 00:03:39,769 --> 00:03:41,228 I know what'll wake you up. 60 00:03:41,312 --> 00:03:43,773 Zap-tag! Just got to build up a charge, and… 61 00:03:43,856 --> 00:03:46,275 - Polly, no! It's wet in here! - You're it! 62 00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:52,531 Polly! 63 00:03:52,615 --> 00:03:55,034 But you guys loved zap-tag back home. 64 00:03:55,117 --> 00:03:57,453 Yeah, but we're not at home. 65 00:03:57,536 --> 00:03:59,872 Don't have to tell me twice. 66 00:03:59,956 --> 00:04:02,541 Look, there's a truck stop ahead. 67 00:04:02,625 --> 00:04:04,752 We'll pull in and clean this mess up. 68 00:04:04,835 --> 00:04:07,046 Also, I'm gonna need about 30 cups of coffee. 69 00:04:12,677 --> 00:04:13,844 Sprig, Anne. 70 00:04:13,928 --> 00:04:15,763 You two start cleaning out the fwagon. 71 00:04:16,472 --> 00:04:18,516 Polly, go get some paper towels. 72 00:04:18,599 --> 00:04:20,101 Okay, Hop Pop. 73 00:04:22,436 --> 00:04:23,604 Whoa! A new friend! 74 00:04:24,355 --> 00:04:25,481 Twinsies! 75 00:04:26,732 --> 00:04:29,277 And I'm talking to a rock. 76 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,361 Order up. 77 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:35,992 All right, fam, got your paper towels right here! 78 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:38,244 - Man, what's with Polly today? - Huh? 79 00:04:38,327 --> 00:04:40,746 Is it just me or is she being extra annoying? 80 00:04:40,830 --> 00:04:42,540 I know. Zap-tag? 81 00:04:42,623 --> 00:04:44,333 More like zap-pest. 82 00:04:45,543 --> 00:04:48,754 - They can't all be winners. - Maybe she's just not cut out for this. 83 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:52,258 It's times like these when I wonder whether I should've left her 84 00:04:52,341 --> 00:04:54,635 with Mrs. Croaker back home in Wartwood. 85 00:04:58,014 --> 00:04:59,015 You don't mean that. 86 00:04:59,098 --> 00:05:02,435 - You're just a little frustrated. - I'm sure she's got her reasons. 87 00:05:02,518 --> 00:05:03,853 You're right. You're right. 88 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:07,440 I'm just so hoppin' tired! 89 00:05:07,523 --> 00:05:09,191 Here, Hop Pop. Have some coffee. 90 00:05:10,985 --> 00:05:12,278 Whoa, nelly! 91 00:05:12,361 --> 00:05:15,615 Whoo-hoo! Now, let's get this show on the road! 92 00:05:16,907 --> 00:05:19,160 Should've left me back in Wartwood, huh? 93 00:05:21,787 --> 00:05:23,789 Well, if they don't want me on the trip, 94 00:05:23,873 --> 00:05:26,459 maybe I won't go on the trip anymore! 95 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:35,885 Hey, Polly, we just wanted to say we understand… 96 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:39,639 Shh. She's napping. You never bother Polly while she's napping. 97 00:05:40,222 --> 00:05:42,892 Oh, well. We'll just talk to her when she wakes up, then. 98 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:44,560 Never. 99 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:49,690 Ha-ha! When they see that's not me, they're gonna freak out 100 00:05:49,774 --> 00:05:52,276 and then they're gonna come crawling back. 101 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,444 Serves them right. 102 00:05:55,196 --> 00:05:56,364 All right, gang. 103 00:05:56,447 --> 00:05:57,615 Let's get going! 104 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,869 Did they just leave without me? 105 00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:11,212 Okay, got that out of my system. 106 00:06:11,295 --> 00:06:12,797 I guess I live here now. 107 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,423 Starting over from scratch. 108 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:17,551 I don't know no one, and no one knows me! 109 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:20,221 - How's it hanging, Polly? - Sup, Soggy Joe? 110 00:06:30,940 --> 00:06:34,068 Now where was I? Oh, yeah. So, I just wanted to have some fun, 111 00:06:34,151 --> 00:06:35,236 like we did back home, 112 00:06:35,319 --> 00:06:38,698 but they were all like, "Cut it out, Polly!" 113 00:06:38,781 --> 00:06:40,741 So frustrating, right? 114 00:06:40,825 --> 00:06:43,286 Mmm. Sounds to me like you were homesick 115 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:46,372 and trying to compensate by recreating a homelike environment 116 00:06:46,455 --> 00:06:47,832 through familiar activities. 117 00:06:47,915 --> 00:06:50,835 Without taking into consideration the inability of your family 118 00:06:50,918 --> 00:06:52,670 to provide comfort at this juncture. 119 00:06:53,879 --> 00:06:56,716 Also sounds like you have a problem revealing vulnerability, 120 00:06:56,799 --> 00:06:58,509 even to those closest to you. 121 00:06:58,593 --> 00:07:00,303 - Oh, yeah. Totally. - Mm-hm. 122 00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:04,348 What the hey hey? I thought you truckers would be all grumpy and agree with me. 123 00:07:04,432 --> 00:07:06,350 What's with all this maturity and biz? 124 00:07:06,434 --> 00:07:08,728 When you spend a lot of time on the road alone, 125 00:07:08,811 --> 00:07:10,896 there's not much to do but better yourself. 126 00:07:10,980 --> 00:07:12,732 I just got my PhD. 127 00:07:12,815 --> 00:07:13,858 Up top, sister. 128 00:07:15,484 --> 00:07:19,280 Hey! Did any of y'all take the big, purple stone that was by the door here? 129 00:07:19,363 --> 00:07:21,198 Uh, maybe. Why? 130 00:07:21,282 --> 00:07:22,908 Because it weren't no stone. 131 00:07:22,992 --> 00:07:26,829 It was the egg of a Roc, a giant, flesh-eating, ravenous bird. 132 00:07:26,912 --> 00:07:29,373 Was about to sell the bugger to the circus. 133 00:07:29,457 --> 00:07:30,917 Someone must've pinched it. 134 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,209 Too bad for them, though, 135 00:07:32,293 --> 00:07:36,631 because that bird's gonna devour the first frog it sees once it hatches. 136 00:07:37,381 --> 00:07:39,467 Which should be in about five minutes now. 137 00:07:39,550 --> 00:07:40,635 Oh, no! 138 00:07:40,718 --> 00:07:42,303 Who cares if they left me behind. 139 00:07:42,386 --> 00:07:44,639 I gotta do something or the family's toast! 140 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:50,436 Soggy Joe, how fast can that thing go? 141 00:07:50,519 --> 00:07:54,774 From now on, call me Speedy Joe. 142 00:07:54,857 --> 00:07:56,901 - Do I have to? - It'll help, yeah. 143 00:07:57,568 --> 00:08:00,321 Psst! Polly. I know Sprig said not to wake you. 144 00:08:00,404 --> 00:08:02,823 But I thought you might like a little story time. 145 00:08:03,574 --> 00:08:04,575 Polly? 146 00:08:07,244 --> 00:08:09,205 What the…? Sprig! 147 00:08:09,288 --> 00:08:10,748 Hop Pop! Code purple! 148 00:08:10,831 --> 00:08:11,832 What? 149 00:08:12,917 --> 00:08:15,253 She must be at the truck stop. We gotta go back! 150 00:08:18,339 --> 00:08:20,258 Well, that's mildly concerning. 151 00:08:21,676 --> 00:08:23,219 - Anything? - Not yet. 152 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:25,596 Wait up! I think I see them. 153 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:27,765 Looks like they're totally fine. 154 00:08:27,848 --> 00:08:30,393 And not only that, they came back for me. 155 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:31,560 Hey, fam! 156 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:32,770 I'm right here! 157 00:08:49,328 --> 00:08:50,579 Oh, no, you don't! 158 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:52,123 Hands off our snail! 159 00:08:56,210 --> 00:08:58,004 Eat suds! 160 00:09:03,092 --> 00:09:04,468 Joe, what is this? Wool? 161 00:09:04,552 --> 00:09:06,721 Bee wool, actually. Thanks for noticing. 162 00:09:09,098 --> 00:09:10,433 Hey! Those were expensive. 163 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:12,351 - Shut up and go faster! - Yes, ma'am! 164 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:14,937 Now hit the brakes! 165 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,022 - Wha… - Just do it! 166 00:09:20,443 --> 00:09:22,361 Zap-tag, anyone? 167 00:09:39,754 --> 00:09:41,714 That's right! You better run! 168 00:09:41,797 --> 00:09:44,467 Nobody terrorizes my family but me! 169 00:09:45,009 --> 00:09:46,844 You're all okay! 170 00:09:48,554 --> 00:09:50,264 Oh, and you're welcome. 171 00:09:50,348 --> 00:09:52,808 I'd also like to thank Speedy Joe for his help and… 172 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,560 Polly Petunia Plantar! 173 00:09:55,811 --> 00:09:57,188 Uh-oh, full name. 174 00:09:57,271 --> 00:09:59,941 - Could you give us a minute, Speedy Joe? - You got it! 175 00:10:00,441 --> 00:10:03,069 Boop, boop, boop. 176 00:10:03,152 --> 00:10:04,528 So. 177 00:10:04,612 --> 00:10:06,238 Sorry about the killer bird. 178 00:10:06,322 --> 00:10:07,990 Forget the killer bird! 179 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:10,660 Don't you ever run away from us again! 180 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:13,245 You hear me? We were worried sick! 181 00:10:13,329 --> 00:10:15,122 What if something happened to you? 182 00:10:15,206 --> 00:10:18,376 What if you'd gotten hurt or lost or worse? 183 00:10:18,459 --> 00:10:20,253 I really am just trouble, aren't I? 184 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:21,921 You were right. 185 00:10:22,004 --> 00:10:24,131 Maybe you should've left me back in Wartwood. 186 00:10:27,218 --> 00:10:28,636 Heard all that, did you? 187 00:10:28,719 --> 00:10:30,972 Polly, I'd never leave you behind. 188 00:10:31,055 --> 00:10:33,349 - Not ever. - We shouldn't have been so harsh. 189 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:35,101 You're such a tough, little tadpole, 190 00:10:35,184 --> 00:10:37,353 we forget you need a little loving occasionally. 191 00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:39,563 Thanks, guys. Aw. 192 00:10:41,190 --> 00:10:44,402 Sorry to interrupt, but do you guys need a tow to the next stop? 193 00:10:44,485 --> 00:10:47,363 Betcha they'll have everything you need to fix up your wagon. 194 00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:49,031 - Fwagon. - Is that a word? 195 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:52,493 Well, now that we got a breather, who's ready for story time? 196 00:10:52,576 --> 00:10:54,787 - Yeah! - I'm 13, but okay. 197 00:10:55,579 --> 00:10:57,707 All right, now where were we? 198 00:10:57,790 --> 00:10:59,875 "Rain poured from the sky 199 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:04,255 as Fergus Frog faced his wife's killer in the deserted alleyway. 200 00:11:04,338 --> 00:11:07,800 'Taking me out won't bring her back, ' growled the assassin. 201 00:11:07,883 --> 00:11:11,929 'Ain't that a shame, ' said Fergus as he drew his knife!" 202 00:11:12,013 --> 00:11:13,889 Ho, ho! Get 'em, Fergus! 203 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:15,891 Man, this book is dark. 204 00:11:22,607 --> 00:11:25,568 All right, kids. We're about to hit the Dry Swamp. 205 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,987 Here, Anne. You're gonna wanna hydrate. 206 00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:31,073 That's okay, dude. It's still a swamp. How dry could it be…? 207 00:11:32,575 --> 00:11:34,368 - Give me that stuff. - Whee! 208 00:11:34,452 --> 00:11:37,330 Welcome to the Dry Swamp, Anne. 209 00:11:37,413 --> 00:11:39,790 Home to giant, frog-eating sand worms. 210 00:11:39,874 --> 00:11:41,626 Bandits. Vagabonds. 211 00:11:41,709 --> 00:11:44,420 You'd know of course if you'd ever read the classic play. 212 00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:46,213 Fear the Dry Swamp. 213 00:11:46,297 --> 00:11:47,924 - Oh, brother. - He's gonna act. 214 00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:50,843 Hark. For I am homeless. 215 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,595 I am friendless. 216 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:55,598 I am the Dry Swamp. 217 00:11:56,390 --> 00:12:00,019 You know, I was this close to getting the lead part once. 218 00:12:00,102 --> 00:12:01,979 - You don't say. - Yep. 219 00:12:02,063 --> 00:12:05,566 Before I was a farm frog, your Hop Pop had dreams. 220 00:12:05,650 --> 00:12:07,360 Next life, I suppose. 221 00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:19,580 Hey, you! Head towards that dune! We got a caravan on the other side. 222 00:12:19,664 --> 00:12:21,791 - And this thing's spooked by numbers. - What? 223 00:12:31,842 --> 00:12:34,262 Hey. Thanks for your help out there. 224 00:12:34,345 --> 00:12:35,346 Don't mention it. 225 00:12:35,429 --> 00:12:37,848 You folks really shouldn't be out here on your own. 226 00:12:37,932 --> 00:12:40,017 Haven't you ever read Fear the Dry Swamp? 227 00:12:40,101 --> 00:12:41,686 You know that play? 228 00:12:41,769 --> 00:12:45,439 Know it? Ha! I directed it! Renee Frodgers is the name 229 00:12:45,523 --> 00:12:48,359 and managing this acting troupe is my game. 230 00:12:48,442 --> 00:12:49,986 An acting troupe? 231 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:52,613 - Here? - Wow. What are the chances? 232 00:12:52,697 --> 00:12:55,074 Say, why don't you folks join our caravan? 233 00:12:55,157 --> 00:12:57,827 We could use extra stagehands, and you know what they say: 234 00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:58,953 "Safety in numbers." 235 00:12:59,036 --> 00:13:00,371 We're in! 236 00:13:01,205 --> 00:13:04,709 Welcome to our humble operation. 237 00:13:04,792 --> 00:13:06,877 To be or not to be. 238 00:13:07,712 --> 00:13:09,505 Ooh. Oh. 239 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:12,883 Hey, Francis! Show these youngsters to the kids' wagon. 240 00:13:12,967 --> 00:13:14,844 As you wish, madame. 241 00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:18,889 - I am Francois, heir to House D'arncool. - He's method. 242 00:13:18,973 --> 00:13:22,393 - Uh… He's what…? What? - It means he embodies a character 243 00:13:22,476 --> 00:13:24,186 on and off set. 244 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,230 - Duh! - Ha-ha! 245 00:13:26,314 --> 00:13:29,066 Sharp as a tack, HP. Care to join me in my trailer? 246 00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:32,361 - I'd love to pitch our latest production. - Would I? 247 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:39,035 You three are free to join me if you wish. Ha-ha! 248 00:13:39,535 --> 00:13:40,703 Wow. 249 00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:44,123 That guy is the coolest kid I've ever met! 250 00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:45,750 - Let's go with him. - I'm in. 251 00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,793 - Yeah! - Absolutely not. 252 00:13:48,669 --> 00:13:53,758 I was in a school play once. It was awful. And this place is bringing back memories. 253 00:13:53,841 --> 00:13:56,552 D I'm a tooth That's the truth d. 254 00:14:00,264 --> 00:14:03,184 Four out of five dentists agree, I was traumatized. 255 00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:04,852 Anyways, see you dudes later. 256 00:14:04,936 --> 00:14:08,022 I've got a complicated jigsaw puzzle with my name on it. 257 00:14:08,105 --> 00:14:10,274 Yes, my babies. Yes. 258 00:14:11,192 --> 00:14:12,193 Okay. Bye. 259 00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:15,863 Here we are. We're in the middle of casting our lead. 260 00:14:15,947 --> 00:14:19,116 - But none of the candidates are popping. - What are you looking for? 261 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:22,662 Eh. Older gent. Rough around the edges, but still has a good heart. 262 00:14:22,745 --> 00:14:25,247 Someone like you. Too bad you're not an actor. 263 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:29,669 Actually, I am an actor. 264 00:14:29,752 --> 00:14:32,421 That so? Huh. You wanna audition? 265 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,174 Hark! For I am homeless. 266 00:14:35,258 --> 00:14:37,385 I am friendless. 267 00:14:37,468 --> 00:14:39,929 - I am… - Stop! You're hitting me. 268 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:42,265 But you're not knocking me out. Know what I mean? 269 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,100 - No. - You're not right for the part. 270 00:14:44,725 --> 00:14:45,935 Oh. 271 00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,895 Super. Guess we're all done here, then. 272 00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:54,443 That was your cue to leave. 273 00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,615 These kids are so cool. 274 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,200 If only I could be one of them. 275 00:15:01,284 --> 00:15:03,577 Eh, can't be that hard. Here! 276 00:15:04,996 --> 00:15:06,664 - Hey! Watch it! - Heh. 277 00:15:06,747 --> 00:15:08,624 Sorry. I'm Sprig, by the way. 278 00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:12,336 We don't use our real names here. 279 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:15,131 For we must become our characters. 280 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:19,468 Well, then I'm Spruueg Plantoir. 281 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,387 Your nemesis. 282 00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:22,471 En garde! 283 00:15:23,306 --> 00:15:25,891 I don't believe you. 284 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,895 Come on Polly, let's get out of here. Huh? 285 00:15:30,521 --> 00:15:33,899 Who's Polly, governor? I'm Lydia Davenport. 286 00:15:33,983 --> 00:15:35,359 The black widow! 287 00:15:35,443 --> 00:15:36,736 Ignore him, Lydia. 288 00:15:36,819 --> 00:15:39,488 He clearly doesn't have enough character. 289 00:15:44,493 --> 00:15:45,494 Character. 290 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,497 I'm gonna get in with this group if it's the last thing I do. 291 00:15:51,292 --> 00:15:53,461 Okay, this is starting to get a little sad. 292 00:15:53,544 --> 00:15:54,754 Sad? 293 00:15:54,837 --> 00:15:55,922 Sad! 294 00:15:56,005 --> 00:15:57,548 I'll tell you what's sad. 295 00:15:57,632 --> 00:16:01,052 Sad is having a dream that will never come true! 296 00:16:01,135 --> 00:16:04,472 Sad is knowing you'll never be more than a vegetable farmer. 297 00:16:05,056 --> 00:16:06,390 But you know what? 298 00:16:06,474 --> 00:16:09,852 I'd still rather be sad and have a dream 299 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,355 than live life without one. 300 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,856 Huh? 301 00:16:15,316 --> 00:16:17,610 Now that's what I've been looking for. 302 00:16:17,693 --> 00:16:19,153 Theater is truth, 303 00:16:19,236 --> 00:16:22,281 and, baby, you just served up a heaping spoonful. 304 00:16:22,365 --> 00:16:24,700 You got the lead part, Hopediah. 305 00:16:25,868 --> 00:16:28,120 Now let's get this show on the road. 306 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,455 Literally. 307 00:16:42,551 --> 00:16:43,886 Oh, come on! 308 00:16:54,105 --> 00:16:55,189 Thank you. 309 00:16:55,273 --> 00:16:56,274 Thank you. 310 00:17:01,112 --> 00:17:02,446 Oh, yeah! 311 00:17:05,449 --> 00:17:09,245 Say, Renee, I got a dialogue suggestion for page nine that could… 312 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,622 Huh? Renee? 313 00:17:11,706 --> 00:17:13,874 The next town's bank has two guards unarmed. 314 00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:17,044 We wait till Hopediah's big death scene, then take 'em out! 315 00:17:17,128 --> 00:17:19,213 Excuse me. 316 00:17:19,297 --> 00:17:20,798 Is this a bad time? 317 00:17:20,881 --> 00:17:22,008 Aw, nuts. 318 00:17:22,091 --> 00:17:23,843 Boys, will you give us a moment? 319 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,972 Renee, what? What's going on? 320 00:17:28,055 --> 00:17:30,474 Hop Pop, since you're the lead, I'll level with you. 321 00:17:30,558 --> 00:17:33,728 We're trying to find the best way to rob this next town blind. 322 00:17:33,811 --> 00:17:35,605 - Care for a drink? - Oh, no, thank you. 323 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,481 Wait, what? Why? 324 00:17:37,565 --> 00:17:40,526 Truth be told, there's not much coin in theater these days. 325 00:17:40,610 --> 00:17:43,070 We're barely scraping by as is. 326 00:17:43,154 --> 00:17:44,864 So, we travel from town to town 327 00:17:44,947 --> 00:17:48,200 and while people are transfixed by our amazing plays… 328 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:50,453 Blamo! We take what we deserve. 329 00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:51,787 But this is wrong! 330 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,624 What's wrong is how under appreciated the arts are. 331 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,876 Besides, we only take what we need. 332 00:17:56,959 --> 00:17:59,420 And just think about what this play means to you. 333 00:17:59,503 --> 00:18:00,963 You're the lead. 334 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:04,508 - Every dream has its price, am I right? - Well… 335 00:18:04,592 --> 00:18:07,428 That's the spirit. We'll see you tomorrow for the big night. 336 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:14,310 Anne! The play's a distraction for a bank robbery. 337 00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:16,354 On one hand, that's awful. 338 00:18:16,437 --> 00:18:19,523 But on the other hand, we need to support the arts, right? 339 00:18:19,607 --> 00:18:20,816 What? No! 340 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,693 They're using you to commit crimes. 341 00:18:22,777 --> 00:18:24,612 You can't pretend you don't know that. 342 00:18:24,695 --> 00:18:26,238 Hm. I probably could. 343 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,324 I'm a very good actor, you know. 344 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:29,742 Thanks for the advice, Anne. 345 00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:33,079 Anne! 346 00:18:33,621 --> 00:18:36,123 The theater kids don't like me! 347 00:18:36,207 --> 00:18:39,418 Seriously? It doesn't matter what those theater dorks think. 348 00:18:39,502 --> 00:18:40,836 You're right. 349 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,380 It matters what they feel. 350 00:18:42,463 --> 00:18:44,257 I just have to speak to their hearts. 351 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,341 Thanks, Anne. Bye! 352 00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:48,010 Anne! I love you, girl! 353 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:49,387 I love you, too, dude! 354 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,599 I hear these guys are good. 355 00:18:53,683 --> 00:18:54,684 I'm excited. 356 00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,689 I am a common frog. 357 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,942 Yet my soul burns with the spirit of 358 00:19:03,025 --> 00:19:04,860 revolution! 359 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,029 Francois! Francois! 360 00:19:07,405 --> 00:19:09,031 Francois, just hear me out. 361 00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,617 I've always wanted to be a part of a gang of friends. 362 00:19:11,701 --> 00:19:13,953 And if you give me a chance, 363 00:19:14,036 --> 00:19:16,580 we can become more than just a group of friends. 364 00:19:16,664 --> 00:19:19,041 We can become a family. 365 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,460 Ugh. What are you talking about? 366 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,673 You know what, Francois. I'm sick of this. 367 00:19:25,756 --> 00:19:28,467 Keep your snotty attitude and your dumb accent. 368 00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:29,552 I'm out! 369 00:19:30,261 --> 00:19:31,637 That intensity. 370 00:19:31,721 --> 00:19:33,055 That hatred. 371 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:35,099 Now, this I believe! 372 00:19:35,182 --> 00:19:36,183 You're in! 373 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:37,852 Yay! 374 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,236 All right, boys. That's our cue. 375 00:19:49,196 --> 00:19:51,866 Cease this nonsense, Archibald Hopperdink. 376 00:19:51,949 --> 00:19:55,536 Join us and we'll make all your dreams come true. 377 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:56,621 Never! 378 00:19:56,704 --> 00:20:00,041 Only a selfish frog would put his own dreams 379 00:20:00,124 --> 00:20:02,168 against the needs of others. 380 00:20:02,251 --> 00:20:06,547 Against justice, against righteousness. 381 00:20:10,259 --> 00:20:12,178 Goodbye, my dream. 382 00:20:12,261 --> 00:20:15,973 Didn't know you long, but you were a swell fella. 383 00:20:16,057 --> 00:20:18,267 I… I don't remember this part. 384 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,311 Everyone, this is a sham! 385 00:20:21,312 --> 00:20:22,730 They're robbing you blind! 386 00:20:24,732 --> 00:20:26,192 The jig is up, boys! 387 00:20:26,275 --> 00:20:27,818 Every frog for themselves! 388 00:20:38,829 --> 00:20:40,122 Finally. 389 00:20:50,758 --> 00:20:51,926 Dah! You idiot! 390 00:20:52,009 --> 00:20:53,302 What about your big break? 391 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,595 Your dream? 392 00:20:54,679 --> 00:20:56,472 That's the thing about dreams, Renee. 393 00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:59,433 Sooner or later, you gotta wake up! 394 00:21:03,854 --> 00:21:05,064 Renee! 395 00:21:05,147 --> 00:21:07,650 Ha-ha! 396 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,652 Now that's dramatic. 397 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:14,156 I got you! I got you! 398 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,992 Oops. Kind of misjudged that arc. 399 00:21:17,785 --> 00:21:19,078 Philistines! 400 00:21:19,161 --> 00:21:20,496 Barbarians. 401 00:21:21,122 --> 00:21:23,916 Hey, thanks a lot for helping us out, actor guy. 402 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,626 Aw, don't mention it. 403 00:21:25,710 --> 00:21:29,672 And you're sure you didn't know nothing about this robbery beforehand? 404 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:30,923 Scout's honor. 405 00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:36,596 Dude! I told you not to help them rob a bank! 406 00:21:36,679 --> 00:21:39,223 Uh, she's joking. 407 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,517 Good one, Anne. 408 00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:42,602 Hey, Hop Pop. 409 00:21:42,685 --> 00:21:44,395 We joined the theater gang! 410 00:21:44,478 --> 00:21:45,479 Just like you! 411 00:21:46,188 --> 00:21:48,107 Silly, kids, making jokes. 412 00:21:48,190 --> 00:21:50,610 Well, gotta go. Bye! 413 00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,446 Movies are better!